Contest #763


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763

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “So, when did the ‘check mustard’ light come on?”
  2. “You can use the loaner corn dog while you wait. Can you drive a stick?”
  3. “Yeah, they’re great cars, but you don’t want to see how they get made.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-07-18T21:05:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-08-01T21:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-07-26T21:06:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 2, 2021
Number of captions 9007
Number of responses 889556
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You can use the loaner corn dog while you wait. Can you drive a stick? 1.8900 0.01088 6018 2513 1656 1849
1 How long has the “Check Condiments” light been on? 1.8636 0.01465 2859 1099 1051 709
2 I can only give you a ball park estimate. 1.8387 0.01440 2852 1110 1092 650
3 How long have you been driving with the Check Condiment light on? 1.8169 0.01145 4757 1998 1632 1127
4 When does it knock worst? 1.8162 0.01226 4510 2019 1301 1190
5 Yeah, we’ve got the part you need, but its only sold in packages of eight. 1.8134 0.01296 3783 1621 1247 915
6 I can give you a ballpark estimate. 1.8114 0.01143 4608 1901 1673 1033
7 Topped off the condiments,steamed your buns and rotated the dog. 1.8113 0.01434 3073 1315 1023 735
8 Yeah, everything looks kosher. 1.8051 0.01319 3365 1376 1269 720
9 I’ll give you a ballpark figure. 1.7958 0.01221 3991 1680 1446 863
10 You should have seen the last guy, he was driving a lemon. 1.7930 0.01467 2908 1273 964 671
11 Actually, it creates its own gas. 1.7918 0.01390 3343 1499 1041 803
12 You can’t use Dijon on these American models. 1.7913 0.01476 2635 1088 1009 538
13 Everything looks kosher. 1.7899 0.01299 3436 1432 1294 710
14 I'm gonna need to put it up on the grill. 1.7877 0.01474 2741 1169 985 587
15 Try driving with less relish 1.7824 0.01902 1641 704 590 347
16 To be honest with you nobody knows what's inside these things. 1.7817 0.01297 3619 1583 1243 793
17 There’s a teenie-weenie problem. 1.7805 0.01364 3307 1459 1115 733
18 So when did the ‘check mustard’ light come on? 1.7792 0.01302 3628 1605 1219 803
19 Sure, it's drivable, but come back if the knock gets wurst. 1.7776 0.01515 2734 1229 884 621
20 Well, you’re low on oil and high in saturated fat. 1.7768 0.01600 2334 1016 823 495
21 I am assuming you want me to be frank with you. 1.7737 0.01660 2130 920 772 438
22 How long has your check mustard light been on? 1.7729 0.01395 2994 1289 1096 609
23 Everything looks kosher to me. 1.7728 0.01303 3402 1456 1262 683
24 Not what I pictured when you said ‘German-made.’ 1.7695 0.01954 1627 736 530 361
25 Unfortunately, ordering parts is difficult because no one knows what these things are made of. 1.7695 0.01465 2850 1276 955 619
26 It's going to need the works. 1.7644 0.01567 2402 1058 852 492
27 Trust me, I've seen wurst. 1.7614 0.01538 2452 1073 891 488
28 I can’t give you an exact estimate but I can give you a ballpark. 1.7548 0.01459 2822 1278 958 586
29 Yeah, they're great cars but you don't want to see how they get made. 1.7545 0.01705 2106 971 682 451
30 To be safe, I suggest you stay off the main arteries 1.7459 0.01533 2527 1153 863 511
31 You need eight spark plugs, but they're sold in packs of ten. 1.7412 0.01671 2299 1112 670 517
32 I should've checked this before we left the deli. 1.7397 0.01767 2263 1170 512 581
33 It’s cooked, ma’am, nothing I can do. 1.7348 0.01785 1795 814 643 338
34 I hate to say this, but it looks like a wurst case scenario. 1.7338 0.01714 2032 957 664 411
35 Its a quart low. Do you want regular or Dijon? 1.7329 0.01678 1984 890 734 360
36 Ma'am, have you noticed any yellow stains in your driveway recently? 1.7323 0.01765 1838 838 654 346
37 I'll be frank with you, and I don't relish saying this, but you're in a pickle. 1.7323 0.02553 1001 496 277 228
38 Dangerously low on mustard. 1.7298 0.01846 1939 973 517 449
39 "Regular, premium or dijon?" 1.7290 0.01979 1443 656 522 265
40 With this type of vehicle it's going to be more of a Ball Park estimate. 1.7199 0.02464 989 474 318 197
41 Uh oh, lady, you used regular. This baby takes dijon. 1.7176 0.01910 1576 738 545 293
42 It makes its own gas 1.7159 0.02121 1327 638 428 261
43 What we have here is a wurst case scenario. 1.7140 0.02578 902 436 288 178
44 Well Ma'am. You're really not supposed to use dijon on these domestic models. 1.7110 0.02268 1076 498 391 187
45 Unfortunately lots of wieners start to have performance issues at this age... 1.7106 0.02538 1002 510 272 220
46 It’s not uncommon. These German models can be real brats. 1.7062 0.02061 1392 676 449 267
47 If you're going to rely on ethanol, you should really be driving a corn dog. 1.7024 0.02181 1230 597 402 231
48 I'm afraid your trip just took a turn for the wurst. 1.7023 0.02151 1253 610 408 235
49 When was the last time you changed your condiments? 1.7007 0.02142 1206 568 431 207
50 Can I be frank? 1.6998 0.02228 1196 588 379 229
51 Looks like it needs the works 1.6990 0.02180 1166 551 415 199
52 Frankly, lady, I don't think you wanna know what's in there. 1.6978 0.02230 1158 561 386 211
53 Yeah, it’s cooked. 1.6951 0.02407 1125 590 288 247
54 Can I be frank with you? 1.6943 0.02237 1168 574 377 217
55 This is Iowa lady. We don’t carry Grey Poupon . 1.6937 0.02352 1097 552 329 216
56 Your mechanic has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. 1.6927 0.02571 973 507 256 208
57 We'll have to ship the parts in from the factory in Frankfurt. 1.6915 0.02323 1034 497 359 178
58 Your oil is fine, but your triglycerides are through the roof. 1.6869 0.03335 511 250 171 90
59 I added three quarts of mustard, topped off the relish and pumped the bun to 35 psi. You're good to go. 1.6862 0.02405 991 488 326 177
60 Trust me, you'd rather not know what parts are going in there. 1.6842 0.02374 1010 497 335 178
61 Will that be Regular,Unleaded or Grey Poupon? 1.6824 0.02427 951 465 323 163
62 I’m not exactly sure what’s going on but something in there isn’t Kosher. 1.6822 0.03106 557 269 198 90
63 it uses four tires but they are sold in packs of three 1.6734 0.02718 842 444 229 169
64 May I speak frankly? 1.6733 0.02536 860 424 293 143
65 Nah, just drive it til the seagulls eat it. That’s what I’d do. 1.6717 0.02606 862 440 265 157
66 Cut a slit in the top if it starts overheating again. 1.6716 0.02651 819 414 260 145
67 I’m afraid you’re going to need all the fixings. 1.6696 0.02678 805 409 253 143
68 Given its condition, I wouldn't take this frank any furter 1.6677 0.03080 632 329 184 119
69 If I were you, I'd just eat it and buy a new one. 1.6677 0.04304 322 167 95 60
70 Please tell me you didn't add ketchup. 1.6641 0.02638 765 375 272 118
71 Yep, here's what made your knock worse. 1.6627 0.02891 750 404 195 151
72 Your old engine isn’t cutting the mustard any more. 1.6623 0.03928 385 201 113 71
73 This is New York, ma’am, it only takes mustard. 1.6612 0.03434 487 250 152 85
74 The parts for these have to come from Frankfurt, so it could be awhile. 1.6611 0.02819 720 369 226 125
75 Your problem's got a first name... 1.6606 0.02880 716 375 209 132
76 so you eat hot dog... but don't take vaccines 'cause you don't know what they use in it? 1.6591 0.02985 707 384 180 143
77 Let me give you my frank assessment 1.6588 0.02841 718 372 218 126
78 ``Your oil is down a quart. But the saturated fat and sodium are off the charts.'' 1.6586 0.02871 700 362 215 123
79 With these German models you should really only be using Dijon 1.6574 0.02807 718 368 228 122
80 No one really knows what parts they put in these things. 1.6561 0.02780 695 347 240 108
81 You could leave it overnight for repairs, but you’d have to pay an over-nitrate. 1.6529 0.03235 582 313 158 111
82 Yeah it looks like a dipstick. It’s actually a meat thermometer. 1.6520 0.02867 681 349 218 113
83 Not sure why it’s not running, ma’am- everything looks Kosher to me. 1.6517 0.02806 669 331 236 100
84 When's the last time you had the mustard changed? 1.6488 0.02866 635 316 226 93
85 This model doesn’t take gas. It gives it. 1.6480 0.02864 662 337 221 104
86 Let’s not haggle. It’s just a ballpark figure. 1.6479 0.02914 622 312 217 93
87 My professional recommendation is that you should give it the works. 1.6460 0.02815 630 311 234 85
88 Your mustard is low, but the chili and onions are fine. You should get your bun steamed in the next six months. 1.6460 0.02958 613 311 208 94
89 Looks like you blew through the casing 1.6453 0.02999 623 324 196 103
90 If you want me to check the undercarriage, I gotta get her up on the rotisserie. 1.6445 0.03036 616 323 189 104
91 I need to be frank with you… 1.6425 0.02928 607 305 214 88
92 Grey Poupon? Well princess, French’s has always worked just fine for folks around here. 1.6406 0.03081 601 318 181 102
93 You're lucky you brought this in when you did. If you had waited any longer I would have had to replace the bun. 1.6398 0.03092 583 305 183 95
94 I don’t know what to tell you. Everything looks kosher 1.6373 0.02993 579 308 179 92
95 Frankly, these cars are the wurst. 1.6371 0.03077 587 308 184 95
96 I don't relish telling you this, but I've got to be frank, it's grilled. 1.6370 0.03186 562 299 168 95
97 If you add enough chili, it should generate its own gas. 1.6362 0.03204 558 301 161 96
98 You've been driving with too much relish. 1.6333 0.03344 540 298 142 100
99 I’ll be frank- this baby needs the works. 1.6318 0.03103 584 311 177 96
100 Your oil is good, but you might want to check your cholesterol. 1.6309 0.03306 531 288 151 92
101 Right there's your problem, no mustard. 1.6306 0.03107 536 274 186 76
102 It's gone from bad to wurst. 1.6296 0.03347 521 284 146 91
103 Ma'am, I don't know what they told you when they sold you this thing, but it is definitely not 100% beef. 1.6277 0.03109 505 260 177 68
104 The oil level is good, the cholesterol is too high. 1.6277 0.03170 513 263 178 72
105 I’m sorry. We’re a kosher garage. 1.6255 0.03377 494 266 147 81
106 The bad news? Your bun is toasted. 1.6255 0.03328 494 262 155 77
107 Oh no mam, your oil is fine. This here is a meat thermometer. 1.6245 0.03142 522 269 180 73
108 How long since you changed the bun? 1.6238 0.03260 505 266 163 76
109 Unfortunately, I've never seen a vehicle in wurst shape. 1.6238 0.03355 505 277 144 84
110 You seem to be using Yellow when the manufacturer has clearly called for Grey Poupon. 1.6237 0.03227 497 257 170 70
111 I'm afraid it is wurst than I thought! 1.6220 0.03329 492 262 153 76
112 Well I fixed the leak but honestly, no one really knows what goes into these things. 1.6209 0.03174 517 289 143 85
113 To be frank, these German vehicles are the wurst 1.6196 0.03371 489 264 147 78
114 To be honest, ma'am, we never really know what's in these things. 1.6184 0.03515 477 266 127 84
115 I found the problem. Someone used ketchup. 1.6179 0.03330 458 237 159 62
116 Your mustard looks good but it’s time to rotate your buns. 1.6178 0.03435 471 255 141 75
117 Something is not quite kosher here. 1.6171 0.03422 457 243 146 68
118 You might want to check it again when you get to Coney Island. 1.6167 0.03392 467 254 140 73
119 Yes. It both takes and gives gas. 1.6120 0.03517 451 247 132 72
120 Just oil, it creates its own gas. 1.6117 0.03524 443 241 133 69
121 You're down a quart. Do you want conventional or Dijon? 1.6105 0.03461 439 234 142 61
122 To be frank, it's not the wurst I've seen. 1.6094 0.03551 425 229 133 63
123 Do you want the good news or the wurst? 1.6086 0.03622 419 229 125 65
124 You’ve got Ketchup in your Mustard — Could be a Blown Head Gasket — Or Wurst. 1.6078 0.03542 436 238 131 67
125 This particular model is made of left over parts. 1.6058 0.03381 416 213 154 49
126 And you want it "to go"? 1.6053 0.03663 418 232 119 67
127 I can give you an estimate but I won’t really know until I get it on the grill. 1.6052 0.03398 423 227 139 57
128 Your transmission fluid's fine, but the cholesterol's through the roof. 1.6044 0.03559 412 221 133 58
129 I’m afraid she’s taken a turn for the wurst. 1.6043 0.03607 417 228 126 63
130 This is nothing, I drive a Reuben 1.6042 0.03633 427 238 120 69
131 You’re certainly right, something here isn’t kosher. 1.6020 0.03527 407 216 137 54
132 Lady, your condiments expired five years ago. 1.6010 0.03602 401 216 129 56
133 I'm sorry. We have to order a spare part from Frankfurt. 1.5995 0.03758 387 214 114 59
134 How long did you say your “Check Cholesterol” light has been on? 1.5990 0.03734 404 227 112 65
135 These older models run better if you add the nitrates. 1.5985 0.03693 391 216 117 58
136 If it overheats again, poke a few holes up top to let the steam escape. 1.5974 0.03588 380 200 133 47
137 Your mustard is down a quart and the relish is needs filling. 1.5969 0.03996 320 172 105 43
138 Your inspection failed. It didn't cut the mustard. 1.5969 0.03869 382 217 102 63
139 The problem is you're driving a hot dog. 1.5964 0.03801 384 215 109 60
140 This is the only car that gives you gas 1.5958 0.03878 381 217 101 63
141 Not too bad, it could be wurst. 1.5956 0.03756 408 233 107 68
142 I found the problem. You’re driving a hotdog. 1.5952 0.04088 373 222 80 71
143 Most guys just get a Corvette. 1.5936 0.03845 374 210 106 58
144 Something’s not kosher. 1.5927 0.03882 383 220 99 64
145 Your oil is fine, but you're down a quart of mustard. 1.5914 0.03729 372 203 118 51
146 You’ve got bad gas. 1.5909 0.04117 374 226 75 73
147 Looks kosher to me 1.5908 0.03644 391 214 123 54
148 Someone put ketchup in your mustard tank.” 1.5904 0.03641 376 202 126 48
149 It's never a good look when your wiener runs out of gas... 1.5893 0.03967 375 219 91 65
150 Your mustard level’s okay, but I’d recommend upgrading to Dijon. 1.5887 0.03888 355 198 105 52
151 I don't relish telling you this, but you're low on mustard and probably won't be able to ketchup. 1.5886 0.04054 350 202 90 58
152 Yep, as soon as you pulled in, I said to myself, 'German engineering.' 1.5881 0.03793 369 205 111 53
153 Some idiot put Dijon in it. 1.5866 0.03864 358 200 106 52
154 …Of course, this is only the ballpark estimate. 1.5859 0.03849 355 197 108 50
155 I don't relish this, but I'll be frank with you---you're in a pickle. Your motor is running hot, you need oil, and to pass muster and catch up with the hamburger truck, you'll have to rest your dogs and sit on your buns till things cool down. 1.5847 0.04079 354 208 85 61
156 Lady,I had to drain 4 liters of Dijon! This baby only takes French's yellow!! 1.5847 0.03752 354 192 117 45
157 You should switch to a higher octane mustard, or else that knock will just get wurst and wurst. 1.5845 0.04166 349 208 78 63
158 You don't want to know what's inside it. 1.5843 0.03821 356 197 110 49
159 You are going to need the works. 1.5838 0.03969 346 196 98 52
160 We can order a new one but they only come in packs of 10. 1.5838 0.03940 370 215 94 61
161 Just on the preservatives alone, it'll go another five years. 1.5831 0.04081 343 199 88 56
162 She'd run a lot smoother if you switched to Dijon. 1.5829 0.03738 374 208 114 52
163 Oil's just fine, ma'am, but the cholesterol is off the charts. 1.5829 0.03732 362 198 117 47
164 Found your problem - your carburetor doesn’t pass mustard. 1.5817 0.03944 349 198 99 52
165 Sorry... this is a German sausage... I only work on domestic models 1.5816 0.03898 337 186 106 45
166 I’d tell you what’s in there, but it would ruin it for you. 1.5811 0.03947 339 190 101 48
167 Yikes! Never, never use Grey Poupon on this model. 1.5809 0.03971 346 197 97 52
168 The beauty is these hybrids can run on mustard or ketchup. 1.5803 0.03954 355 204 96 55
169 I don't relish in telling you this so I'll be frank. It's running a little.. hot... 1.5794 0.03961 340 192 99 49
170 I checked it out and everything looks kosher. 1.5793 0.03984 347 199 95 53
171 Here’s the problem. This toothpick is for a cocktail weenie. 1.5788 0.04099 330 190 89 51
172 Looks like the previous owner used Dijon. 1.5770 0.03860 331 181 109 41
173 I don't relish this, but I've got to be frank. 1.5769 0.04046 338 195 91 52
174 These old dogs'll run forever... 1.5767 0.04094 326 187 90 49
175 You're down a quart......spicy brown or Grey Poupon? 1.5762 0.04029 328 186 95 47
176 When's the last time you changed the mustard?" 1.5749 0.04176 327 192 82 53
177 When was the last time you had your wiener rotated? 1.5749 0.04321 334 205 66 63
178 Try adding a little sauerkraut once in a while to keep her purring. 1.5743 0.03659 350 190 120 39
179 When’s the last time you checked the mustard in this thing? 1.5737 0.04045 319 181 92 45
180 You're always gonna lose some power with the gluten-free bun. 1.5732 0.03901 328 184 101 43
181 It’s not the first time my wiener got me stuck in a difficult spot. 1.5723 0.04265 325 195 74 56
182 You put ketchup in it, didn't you? 1.5719 0.04156 320 186 85 49
183 This baby makes its own natural gas! 1.5705 0.04284 319 191 74 54
184 Something doesn’t look kosher to me. 1.5705 0.04167 312 180 86 46
185 If you don't deal with the sodium level now, it's going to be a real problem down the road 1.5696 0.04173 309 178 86 45
186 Yep, I can see why the mustard light is on . 1.5695 0.04117 302 170 92 40
187 Trust me, you really don’t want to know what’s in there 1.5693 0.04063 332 193 89 50
188 Honestly, you don’t want to know what’s in it. 1.5688 0.04039 320 182 94 44
189 Yep, that's ketchup. These things are mustard only. 1.5676 0.03985 296 161 102 33
190 Your oil is low, but your preservatives and trans fats are off the chart 1.5673 0.04119 312 179 89 44
191 Something here is definitely not kosher. 1.5670 0.04006 321 182 96 43
192 There’s certainly no lack of grease. 1.5660 0.03985 318 182 94 42
193 Here’s your problem - someone put ketchup in your mustard tank. 1.5655 0.04248 290 166 84 40
194 I can set you up in a rental Bratwurst while I wait for the Dijon to come in. 1.5654 0.04392 260 146 81 33
195 Have you ever had your weiner rotated? 1.5654 0.04333 306 183 73 50
196 No, it’s definitely not kosher. 1.5652 0.04069 322 186 90 46
197 I'll rotate your pickles, too. 1.5648 0.04120 324 190 85 49
198 I can fix it, but you don't want to see how it's done. 1.5636 0.04376 291 172 74 45
199 It’s okay, ma’am: we have all made impulsive pandemic purchases… 1.5629 0.03984 302 170 96 36
200 Looks like you are little low on catsup but your mustard levels are good. 1.5625 0.04649 192 100 76 16
201 Never use Dijon. The grains clog the engine. 1.5607 0.04126 280 155 93 32
202 You're about a quart low on oil, but you're sky high on cholesterol and triglycerides. 1.5589 0.04147 297 170 88 39
203 You’re good. It’s kosher. 1.5587 0.04177 281 160 86 35
204 You’re not burning oil, but you’re giving off a lot of gas.” 1.5586 0.04051 290 161 96 33
205 Best you not know what’s inside. 1.5585 0.04099 299 170 91 38
206 You're down a quart. Do you prefer regular or Grey Poupon? 1.5584 0.04061 308 176 92 40
207 I think it needs all the fixins! 1.5575 0.04315 287 168 78 41
208 Frankly, she’s cooked. 1.5560 0.04406 277 163 74 40
209 To be frank, it could be wurst. 1.5559 0.04438 295 180 66 49
210 No, Oscar's the owner. I'm Nathan. 1.5556 0.04332 288 170 76 42
211 It only takes Dijon. Don’t feel bad ma’am, I see this all the time. 1.5556 0.04381 279 164 75 40
212 The manufacturers manual recommends Dijon 1.5540 0.04114 287 162 91 34
213 High end deli or regular yellow? 1.5532 0.04199 282 160 86 35
214 Here’s your problem, stone ground mustard. Gums up the lines. 1.5523 0.04437 277 165 71 41
215 Yep,it's spicy mustard. This puppy's not built for that. 1.5522 0.04521 268 160 68 40
216 Do you even know what they put in these things? 1.5522 0.04205 297 174 82 41
217 Ma'am, from what I see, it doesn't look kosher. 1.5517 0.04519 261 154 70 37
218 You should have changed this mustard 3,000 miles ago. 1.5514 0.04062 292 165 93 34
219 I ain't never seen a "Wienerbago" before. 1.5513 0.04492 263 155 71 37
220 The relish looks good but you need two quarts of mustard. 1.5507 0.04175 276 156 88 32
221 This is one of the wurst I've ever seen. 1.5507 0.04175 276 156 88 32
222 You’re low on oil, but high on trans fat. 1.5500 0.04068 280 160 86 33
223 When did you last change the condiments? 1.5496 0.04374 262 151 78 33
224 OIL IS GOOD. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TOP OFF THE MUSTARD 1.5491 0.04463 275 165 69 41
225 I can see you've had a lot on your plate. 1.5472 0.04563 265 160 65 40
226 Spicy mustard makes the engine run too hot. 1.5470 0.03935 287 158 101 28
227 We don't use gas, we generate it. 1.5469 0.04453 256 149 74 33
228 To be frank with you, it could be wurst 1.5465 0.04818 258 162 51 45
229 You need to change the mustard every 3000 miles 1.5461 0.04202 271 157 82 32
230 Catsup and mustard is not the problem and I doubt we can find fifty gallons of sauerkraut this time of night 1.5461 0.03996 293 165 96 32
231 It could always be wurst.” 1.5451 0.04077 288 164 91 33
232 Ma’am, when’s the last time you had the mustard changed on this thing? 1.5451 0.04291 255 144 83 28
233 Looks like you're a little low on mustard. When was the last time you checked your condiments? 1.5451 0.04432 255 148 75 32
234 Your oil level is fine, it's the high level of nitrates that are concerning. 1.5444 0.04246 270 155 83 32
235 Congratulations! You’ve just won an Oscar! 1.5444 0.04343 270 158 77 35
236 Here's your problem. This is a fucking hot dog. 1.5444 0.04589 270 166 61 43
237 When did you last change your mustard? 1.5444 0.04081 270 150 93 27
238 Mustard's down a quart. 1.5430 0.04170 256 142 89 25
239 Oh boy, you should have been using Gray Poupon, ma'am. . 1.5420 0.04055 286 168 84 34
240 The oil is fine, but your sodium is through the roof. 1.5411 0.04152 292 171 84 37
241 Sorry mam, looks like it only runs on Dijon not regular… 1.5397 0.03939 302 172 97 33
242 Uh-oh... something's not kosher here. 1.5397 0.04509 252 149 70 33
243 This baby takes only Grey Poupon . 1.5391 0.04524 256 153 68 35
244 When's the last time you had your wiener checked? 1.5391 0.04658 256 157 60 39
245 It appears things have taken a turn for the wurst 1.5391 0.04456 256 151 72 33
246 It's a bratwurst, so it'll be difficult to get parts. 1.5385 0.04720 247 151 59 37
247 Say… this is Mr. Anthony Weiner’s campaign bus, isn’t it? 1.5375 0.04667 253 155 60 38
248 Everything checks out under the bun, but I'd avoid Coney Island this time of the year. 1.5363 0.04529 248 147 69 32
249 We often find a lot of gas problems with these big ones. 1.5336 0.04427 253 149 73 31
250 Here's the problem -- you've been using Dijon in an American vehicle! 1.5328 0.04103 259 145 90 24
251 Yep- low on mustard. 1.5316 0.04415 237 136 76 25
252 Onions and sauerkraut are ok. You're down a quart on mustard though 1.5316 0.04333 237 134 80 23
253 Dipstick says you're down 2 quarts of mustard. You runnin' yellow or spicy brown? 1.5315 0.04588 222 128 70 24
254 Not going to lie to you, even I’m not sure how the sausage is made 1.5312 0.04558 224 129 71 24
255 See all this residue on here? Gluten. 1.5304 0.04435 247 145 73 29
256 You're down two quarts; shall I make it deli yellow or the premium Dijon? 1.5302 0.04608 232 137 67 28
257 How long have you been running this without mustard? 1.5302 0.04648 232 138 65 29
258 I don't relish telling you this, but something isn't quite kosher here. 1.5299 0.04736 234 142 60 32
259 You're buying gas? Doesn't your vehicle make its own? 1.5299 0.04813 234 144 56 34
260 Some idiot put ketchup in here when the manual clearly says mustard only. 1.5297 0.04470 236 137 73 26
261 I am afraid that your vehicle has taken a turn for the wurst. 1.5291 0.04831 223 135 58 30
262 Not sure why the “check mustard” light is on; all your condiments look good. 1.5281 0.04861 231 143 54 34
263 Your grill is overheating. 1.5272 0.04429 239 139 74 26
264 I’m sorry but we don’t have the parts to service Chicago style here. 1.5272 0.04546 239 142 68 29
265 I'll be damned. You're low on nitrites. 1.5270 0.04589 222 129 69 24
266 Are you sure? They said it takes Dijon. 1.5265 0.04425 245 144 73 28
267 "Sheesh, I thought the guy in the Ferrari was overcompensating. 1.5259 0.04922 232 146 50 36
268 Oil's OK, but you're down a quart of mustard 1.5256 0.04539 234 138 69 27
269 Unlike most vehicles, this one will give you gas. 1.5253 0.05146 217 138 44 35
270 Whoa, check the cholesterol level on this baby. 1.5253 0.04528 217 124 72 21
271 It looks Kosher. 1.5250 0.04376 240 139 76 25
272 I relish these old models. 1.5242 0.04849 227 140 55 32
273 You’re not supposed to use Dijon 1.5236 0.04273 275 168 71 36
274 I've been a mechanic for over 20 years, but this is the wurst I've ever seen. 1.5227 0.04967 220 140 47 33
275 A common mistake. The extra hot mustard only works with the foot long. 1.5223 0.04516 224 130 71 23
276 You're going to need a bigger bun. 1.5221 0.04617 226 134 66 26
277 The level is fine, but these domestic models don’t do well with Dijon. 1.5219 0.04311 251 147 77 27
278 Well here's your problem, you're supposed to only fill it up with Premium dijon - but someone put in yellow mustard 1.5217 0.04430 253 152 70 31
279 See, once a weiner reaches a certain age, it has trouble starting up. 1.5205 0.04770 244 157 50 37
280 These nitrate levels are a little high. 1.5202 0.04441 223 128 74 21
281 If you want my opinion, I think you need to stop using yellow and start putting some spicy brown in this thing. You'll get another 15,000 miles....easy. 1.5198 0.04517 227 133 70 24
282 Doesn’t require oil, and with this model you’ll never run out of gas. 1.5198 0.04890 227 142 52 33
283 No, no, no. This is a Chicago dog. It can’t take ketchup. 1.5197 0.04737 229 140 59 30
284 I’m really sorry, but these engines are the wurst. 1.5191 0.04684 235 144 60 31
285 Look lady, they're all wurst case scenarios. 1.5188 0.04548 239 146 63 29
286 So with as many miles as you've got on this dog, you may want to consider switching to synthetic mustard on your next condiment change 1.5185 0.04592 216 126 68 22
287 You're low on a number of things I can't pronounce. 1.5183 0.04788 218 132 59 27
288 You’re a little low on mustard ma’am. 1.5180 0.04679 222 133 63 26
289 You're also due for fresh condiments. 1.5180 0.04269 222 124 81 17
290 Lady, bottom line, you’ve got a dog. 1.5167 0.04896 209 127 56 26
291 No sir, this isn't 'like the mammogram truck' 1.5167 0.04989 209 129 52 28
292 You don't want to know what goes into these things. 1.5161 0.04570 248 153 62 33
293 Everything seems to be kosher, ma'am. 1.5160 0.04638 219 130 65 24
294 We’re really letting Musk just do whatever he wants, aren’t we? 1.5160 0.04858 219 135 55 29
295 I just had to top off the ketchup, but your mustard is down a quart. 1.5158 0.04651 221 132 64 25
296 Frankly, it could always be wurst. 1.5158 0.05074 221 142 44 35
297 It's not the wurst I've seen. 1.5157 0.04707 223 135 61 27
298 I can order the parts, but they only come in a pack of 8. 1.5156 0.04883 225 141 52 32
299 The condiments check out fine. I'm thinking your problem is the grill. 1.5153 0.04897 229 145 50 34
300 No ma’am this is a Tofu dog. They’re usually low in everything. 1.5147 0.04986 204 125 53 26
301 Ma'am, it doesn't look good. I'll have to check the grill. 1.5146 0.04754 206 122 62 22
302 Sure, repairs are expensive, but nothing beats german engineering. 1.5144 0.04770 208 124 61 23
303 Yep, she’s going to need a new bun. 1.5142 0.04798 212 127 59 25
304 I have to be frank, you can't go any furter . 1.5140 0.04833 214 136 49 29
305 Looks like you're a quart low on relish. 1.5135 0.04592 222 132 66 24
306 It’s funny, wiener dipstick was my nickname in high school 1.5127 0.04822 236 150 51 35
307 ...and I haven't had a loaner car stolen since! 1.5122 0.05157 205 130 45 30
308 Your ketchup's okay, but you're down a quart of mustard. 1.5122 0.04772 205 121 61 22
309 I don’t relish the work - but you’ve got to ketchup on maintenance to pass mustard! 1.5117 0.05007 213 134 49 30
310 You're using store brand instead of Heinz, aren't you? 1.5117 0.04827 213 130 57 26
311 Your low on mustard, Ma'am 1.5115 0.04760 217 132 59 26
312 Yup,this is what happens when you microwave instead of boil. 1.5115 0.04760 217 132 59 26
313 You do know that Heinz 57 is not a motor oil, right? 1.5107 0.04433 233 138 71 24
314 I'm pretty sure I've worked on this before...must have been Dijon-Vu. 1.5103 0.05481 194 127 35 32
315 To be frank, this is a wurst case scenario! 1.5098 0.05177 204 130 44 30
316 Sorry, new engines only come in packs of 8. 1.5094 0.04844 212 130 56 26
317 I was driving home in my Tesla when it turned midnight. 1.5093 0.05205 214 140 39 35
318 You’re down a quart of mustard and a pint of relish. 1.5086 0.04571 232 141 63 27
319 If you want the works, it'll be $1.99. 1.5077 0.05160 195 122 47 26
320 If the knock gets any wurst, I would suggest you try a higher grade of mustard. 1.5074 0.04907 203 124 55 24
321 It looks like someone put ketchup in your mustard tank! 1.5072 0.04556 209 122 68 19
322 🤔 You should see the mobile mammogram unit 🤣 1.5071 0.05133 211 136 43 32
323 If you want to make it to Chicago, you’re going to need to add chopped onions, relish, a dill pickle, and sliced tomatoes. 1.5063 0.04807 237 152 50 35
324 I'd recommend a quart of Dijon. 1.5053 0.05031 188 114 53 21
325 I’d say about fifty packets of relish and thirty of mustard should hold you 'til you can get to a Costco. 1.5052 0.05274 192 122 43 27
326 This is the wurst thing I have ever seen 1.5052 0.05024 194 119 52 23
327 I call it my WienerBago. 1.5050 0.05062 200 125 49 26
328 You’ve been putting ketchup in this thing?! 1.5049 0.04840 204 124 57 23
329 A quart of Dijon and I'll have you on your way. 1.5044 0.04533 226 136 66 24
330 The old lady inside says it's better than living in a shoe. 1.5028 0.05407 181 115 41 25
331 I found the trouble---the wiener was installed backwards. 1.5027 0.05305 183 115 44 24
332 A condiment change is $12.99,relish is extra. 1.5027 0.04893 183 108 58 17
333 ...and you're low on mustard. 1.5027 0.04818 187 110 60 17
334 Some idiot filled it with ketchup. 1.5026 0.05262 195 124 42 28
335 You're a kraut low. 1.5025 0.05171 197 125 45 27
336 It’s a hot dog, not a corn dog; it won’t run on ethanol. 1.5025 0.05031 199 124 50 25
337 You're a quart low in oil but you can pass gas for another 200 miles. 1.5025 0.05181 199 127 44 28
338 I’ll add a quart of mustard and you’ll be back on the road in no time. 1.5024 0.04607 209 124 65 20
339 This is Chicago. You can't use ketchup. 1.5024 0.04862 211 131 54 26
340 Premium or kosher? 1.5023 0.04782 213 131 57 25
341 Mark my words, thousands of smug, self-satisfied readers will make some lame joke about mustard (or other condiment) levels and think it’s hilarious. 1.5023 0.05102 215 140 42 33
342 There's your problem - low on mustard 1.5023 0.04308 221 138 60 23
343 Your chili and mustard levels were good, but you were low on relish. 1.5022 0.04586 231 142 62 27
344 You’re low on everything with nutritional value. 1.5000 0.04998 206 130 49 27
345 You're low on oil, brake fluid, and sauerkraut. 1.5000 0.04974 182 109 55 18
346 Your motor oil is a little dirty, but it tastes delicious. 1.5000 0.04583 204 120 66 18
347 The gas is free. 1.5000 0.04891 212 133 52 27
348 Ironically, this vehicle was made in Hamburg, Germany. 1.5000 0.04560 182 122 37 23
349 NonGMO? And you believed him? 1.5000 0.05014 186 113 53 20
350 The manual says Gulden's. Some idiot put in French's. 1.5000 0.04899 192 116 56 20
351 It's actually a meat thermometer. 1.5000 0.04557 188 114 57 17
352 These turkey dogs are always low on grease! 1.5000 0.04862 194 117 57 20
353 Down a quart. You want stone ground, or Dijon? 1.5000 0.04811 214 133 55 26
354 Your oil’s low and so is your sauerkraut. 1.5000 0.04962 200 124 52 24
355 The corndog version takes ethanol. 1.5000 0.05095 182 111 51 20
356 Don't listen to those other guys. You don't need fancy dijon mustard. Any mustard will work fine. 1.4977 0.04653 221 139 56 26
357 She's down a quart. What'll it be, Dijon or Spicy Brown? 1.4977 0.04703 215 132 59 24
358 Don't know what'll cost to fix, but I can give you a ballpark figure. 1.4977 0.04884 215 136 51 28
359 I’ve topped off the ketchup & mustard. You’re good to go. 1.4976 0.04541 205 123 63 19
360 I’ve run the tests and unfortunately you have a very high car-bun footprint. 1.4974 0.05312 195 127 39 29
361 I’ll be frank, if you hadn’t braut ‘er to me, ballpark wurst case, your buns would be toasted. 1.4974 0.05355 193 126 38 29
362 You are down a quart. Standard, synthetic or kosher? 1.4974 0.04898 189 114 56 19
363 Your sodium nitrates and phosphates are low, the maltodextrin is almost gone, the monosodium glutamate should be replaced and I strongly suggest a new collagen casing. 1.4973 0.05108 187 116 49 22
364 We're just here for coffee. We make our own gas. 1.4973 0.04936 187 113 55 19
365 Size matters” 1.4973 0.05317 185 118 42 25
366 There’s your problem. This is Chicago. It won’t run on ketchup here ! 1.4973 0.05149 185 115 48 22
367 We'll have to special order Kosher parts. 1.4955 0.04693 224 143 53 28
368 The mustard’s running a little hot. 1.4952 0.04832 210 131 54 25
369 Leaded, Unleaded, or Kosher? 1.4952 0.04962 208 132 49 27
370 Sure,you can put off regular maintenance,but it will ketchup with you eventually. 1.4952 0.04672 208 126 61 21
371 You’re down a quart. That’s what’s making your knock worse. 1.4950 0.05257 200 131 39 30
372 Something's just not Kosher.. 1.4950 0.04808 200 122 57 21
373 You never put ketchup in a hot dog! 1.4950 0.04911 200 124 53 23
374 Well ma’am, I checked under the hood, and this vehicle ain’t kosher. 1.4950 0.05209 200 130 41 29
375 You're low on nitrates. 1.4948 0.04729 192 114 61 17
376 Well, you're down a quart. Have you considered switching to Dijon? 1.4947 0.04859 188 113 57 18
377 MY OTHER CAR IS A HAMBURGER 1.4946 0.04994 184 112 53 19
378 Let me be frank with you 1.4932 0.04652 221 137 59 25
379 No, our ad clearly says you get a free drive-in hot dog for filling up, not free gas if you come with a drive-in hot dog. 1.4931 0.04339 217 138 57 22
380 It's low on mustard. 1.4929 0.04525 211 126 66 19
381 When did you change the mustard? 1.4927 0.05016 205 131 47 27
382 Mustard’s low. Want me to fill it? 1.4924 0.04861 197 121 55 21
383 It’s down a quart of mustard. Should I fill it with yellow or spicy brown? 1.4922 0.05253 193 125 41 27
384 just as I thought; it's down a quart of mustard. 1.4919 0.05033 185 114 51 20
385 I don’t think you want to know what’s under the hood. 1.4917 0.05234 181 114 45 22
386 I'm not sure, but something’s not kosher 1.4906 0.04751 212 132 56 24
387 I think it's the catalytic frankfurter 1.4900 0.04911 200 125 52 23
388 Looks like she’s low on mustard. 1.4897 0.04970 194 121 51 22
389 Frankly, I don’t relish this job. 1.4891 0.05053 184 114 50 20
390 Low on mustard. Do you want Dijon or plain yellow? 1.4889 0.05075 180 111 50 19
391 No,no,this gives *you* gas. 1.4889 0.05136 180 112 48 20
392 Here’s your problem, ma’am. Your car is past its ‘use by’ date. 1.4889 0.05075 180 111 50 19
393 The hardest part will be finding the parts. I'm not sure anyone really knows what's in these things. 1.4888 0.04793 223 143 51 29
394 You're down about a quart of mustard. 1.4888 0.05054 178 109 51 18
395 You've got yellow in here, but this model only runs on dijon. 1.4885 0.04804 174 102 59 13
396 The Pope's trying to keep a lower profile on his visit. 1.4885 0.04980 217 142 44 31
397 Unfortunately the warranty only covers up to foot longs. 1.4882 0.05293 170 106 45 19
398 Looks like you need a fill-up. Regular or Dijon? 1.4874 0.04825 199 123 55 21
399 It appears that you are low on mustard! 1.4872 0.05056 195 124 47 24
400 Mustard, gas. Need to watch those commas.” 1.4870 0.05148 193 124 44 25
401 Your ketchup level is okay,but it’s time to rotate the pickles. 1.4866 0.04877 187 114 55 18
402 You should have known to never add mayo. 1.4863 0.05014 183 113 51 19
403 You’re really low on mustard. 1.4863 0.05190 183 116 45 22
404 When was the last time you added mustard? 1.4863 0.04831 183 110 57 16
405 It's very low, ma'am. You're going to need a gallon of unknown additives. 1.4862 0.04868 181 109 56 16
406 We really won't know what is wrong until we take a bite. 1.4860 0.05156 179 112 47 20
407 I'm really not familiar with these German vehicles. 1.4859 0.05381 177 114 40 23
408 You ran out of oil, so your bun's been toasted. 1.4857 0.05367 175 112 41 22
409 You're down a quart. Do you use Dijon or yellow? 1.4855 0.05028 173 105 52 16
410 Bad news. Ruined. Someone put ketchup in it. 1.4855 0.05351 173 110 42 21
411 Ironically, your knock wurst has the worst knock l’ve ever heard. 1.4854 0.05137 171 105 49 17
412 It’s ironic you’re driving away from the wildfires 1.4854 0.05524 171 111 37 23
413 I have the wurst news to tell you. 1.4837 0.05169 184 117 45 22
414 Your mustard is down about a quart. 1.4837 0.04873 184 112 55 17
415 Obscene? Sometimes a wiener bus is just a wiener bus 1.4828 0.05202 174 109 46 19
416 I think I found your problem. You're out of mustard. 1.4828 0.04955 203 130 48 25
417 Good news, your vegan wiener is low in sodium. Bad news, nobody cares. 1.4826 0.04684 201 123 59 19
418 You're running low on sodium nitrates 1.4824 0.05090 170 104 50 16
419 Not a single car on the road will be able to ketchup with you now." 1.4821 0.03972 195 133 42 20
420 I'll be frank with you... 1.4819 0.05386 166 105 42 19
421 The dog produces its own gas, but you are down a quart of mustard. 1.4819 0.04878 193 120 53 20
422 This is a surprise; there seems to be some meat in here. 1.4811 0.05316 185 121 39 25
423 Don't ask, you wouldn't drive if you knew how it's made. 1.4809 0.05131 183 116 46 21
424 I don’t relish telling you this, but if you don’t add some mustard, it will ketchup with you. 1.4804 0.05094 179 112 48 19
425 Well,the lipid levels seem high. 1.4802 0.05198 177 112 45 20
426 It's a bit short on lubricant. May I suggest a quart of Gray Poupon? 1.4800 0.05242 175 111 44 20
427 This doesn't look kosher 1.4795 0.05202 171 107 46 18
428 You don't want to know what's inside this thing. 1.4793 0.05042 169 103 51 15
429 Honestly ma'am, I have no idea how you even made it here with absolutely no mustard. 1.4792 0.04840 192 119 54 19
430 This dog's running on fumes, ma'am. I'd recommend you get the works. 1.4792 0.04840 192 119 54 19
431 We’re about to take a turn for the wurst. 1.4788 0.05200 165 102 47 16
432 Haven’t sold mustard gas in these parts for a hundred years, miss. 1.4785 0.05246 163 101 46 16
433 These German models are the wurst. 1.4785 0.05663 163 107 34 22
434 The relish level looks OK, but you have to top off the mustard. 1.4785 0.04650 186 111 61 14
435 I’m surprised you got this far. You’re really down on both mustard and ketchup. 1.4783 0.04932 184 114 52 18
436 Heinz is alright, but this baby'll run better with Grey Poupon. 1.4778 0.05073 180 113 48 19
437 Yes, it is a weenie, but it is also a lemon. 1.4778 0.05253 180 116 42 22
438 Another quart of mustard should do it! 1.4778 0.04757 180 108 58 14
439 Well, it could be wurst. 1.4778 0.05011 180 114 47 19
440 It says here it's fully cooked. But I'd drive it another 20 miles to be safe. 1.4777 0.05757 157 103 33 21
441 Sorry, I'm not trained to work on these new-fangled vegan dogs. 1.4777 0.05391 157 98 43 16
442 I’d say it’s a little low on nutrients but your buns look fantastic. 1.4773 0.05094 176 110 48 18
443 You're down a couple of quarts of mustard. 1.4767 0.05180 172 108 46 18
444 Hmmm, when was the last time you changed the mustard in this thing? 1.4767 0.04979 172 105 52 15
445 Well mam your relish and ketchup levels look fine but mustard is going to need a top off. 1.4767 0.04651 193 117 60 16
446 So how fast does this food go? 1.4767 0.05146 193 126 42 25
447 Yes, it does need topping up, but we don't stock Grey Poupon. 1.4765 0.04950 170 103 53 14
448 You really shouldn’t be putting ketchup in this thing... 1.4764 0.05134 191 124 43 24
449 Oil’s fine. Just a little low on mustard. 1.4762 0.04720 189 115 58 16
450 When exactly was the last time you checked your relish level? 1.4762 0.04837 189 117 54 18
451 - “You think YOU’RE having a bad day? I used to work on the space shuttle.” 1.4762 0.05229 189 124 40 25
452 Looks like you're no longer going to be such fast food. 1.4759 0.05048 187 119 47 21
453 If it were mine I'd trade it in for one of those new cocktail weiners. 1.4757 0.04972 185 116 50 19
454 When did you first realize you were running low on condiments? 1.4756 0.04773 164 96 58 10
455 Sure, I can do all the fixings. 1.4756 0.05433 164 105 40 19
456 So you say that you gave up a home and job for the open road because of a theme song you haven't been able to get out of your head since youth. 1.4751 0.04738 181 122 39 20
457 Uh oh. Ketchup. We have to change it to mustard before you hit Chicago.... 1.4751 0.04866 181 111 54 16
458 It could get Wurst. 1.4749 0.05093 179 113 47 19
459 You're good on ketchup. Your mustard is a quart low. 1.4734 0.05246 169 107 44 18
460 If you didn’t want to see how it’s made, you really don’t want to see how it’s serviced. 1.4728 0.05500 184 125 31 28
461 Yup, here's your problem—you put French mustard on a German sausage. 1.4727 0.05408 165 106 40 19
462 I thought you knew: NEVER add ketchup to a Chicago hot dog. 1.4717 0.05487 159 102 39 18
463 It needs a lot of catch-up maintenance. 1.4716 0.05028 176 110 49 17
464 We don't actually know what goes in these. 1.4716 0.05028 176 110 49 17
465 You could use a quart of dijon. 1.4713 0.05156 157 96 48 13
466 No wonder it won't drive. You're completely out of mustard. 1.4713 0.05325 174 113 40 21
467 It’s worse than I thought; E. Coli. 1.4713 0.04730 174 112 46 16
468 Well here's your problem, you're using imported mustard. Your Wienermobile requires domestic. 1.4709 0.05178 172 109 45 18
469 Look, I'm gonna be frank with you... 1.4709 0.05112 172 108 47 17
470 Thing is, I've only got conventional yellow mustard in stock -- these newer engines perform best with Dijon. 1.4706 0.04948 170 104 52 14
471 It's a little low, but it wouldn't hurt to clean the grill. 1.4703 0.04768 202 128 53 21
472 You're down a quart. Do you want Heinz or Dijon? 1.4703 0.05144 185 120 43 22
473 The issue is you were stuck in pork. 1.4699 0.05382 166 107 40 19
474 The oil's low just a weenie bit. 1.4696 0.05229 181 118 41 22
475 You’d get better mileage with a burger 1.4696 0.05050 181 115 47 19
476 Let me give you the wurst case scenario. 1.4688 0.05217 192 128 38 26
477 Well, you haven't been sold a lemon. 1.4688 0.04949 192 123 48 21
478 Looks a little low on mustard. 1.4684 0.05132 158 97 48 13
479 Mayonnaise will kill a hotdog, ma'am. 1.4684 0.05363 158 100 42 16
480 You’re down a few quarts of mustard. 1.4680 0.04432 203 123 65 15
481 You need all new condiments, but our deli guy can’t get here before tomorrow. 1.4671 0.05221 167 106 44 17
482 What problem? It's on a roll! 1.4670 0.05322 182 121 37 24
483 I don’t relish telling you, you’re down a quart in mustard. 1.4670 0.04554 212 133 59 20
484 Something's not kosher here. 1.4667 0.05190 180 117 42 21
485 Looks like you've been pumping regular 87 instead of Heinz 57. 1.4667 0.05570 150 96 38 16
486 You've got a problem. Someone put in Dijon. 1.4667 0.05405 165 107 39 19
487 I’ve seen wurst 1.4663 0.05111 178 113 43 19
488 I think it would run cleaner on Dijon. 1.4663 0.04856 178 110 53 15
489 Ironically it takes gas 1.4663 0.05659 163 109 32 22
490 It gets 45 calories to the mile. 1.4663 0.05021 163 100 50 13
491 What we got here is a hot diggity, dog ziggity, boom situation, and you can't kiss that away, you know what I mean? 1.4658 0.05644 161 107 33 21
492 These things are cheap but not worth the gas. 1.4654 0.05556 159 104 36 19
493 Running a little high on nitrates 1.4653 0.04446 202 123 64 15
494 Dipstick shows you're down 2 quarts of mustard. Classic yellow or Dijon? 1.4650 0.04696 200 126 55 19
495 Yeah lady, size matters 1.4650 0.05681 157 104 33 20
496 You must have misread the manual - this model *gives* gas. 1.4645 0.05067 183 118 45 20
497 No fill-up needed. It produces its own gas. 1.4641 0.05168 181 118 42 21
498 You want to keep your dirty water right above this level. 1.4641 0.05488 153 98 39 16
499 Your engine is low on mustard. 1.4641 0.05329 153 96 43 14
500 Ah! You put French in a Dijon model… 1.4639 0.05580 166 111 33 22
501 You should've changed your sauerkraut 5,000 miles back. 1.4631 0.05676 149 97 35 17
502 This isn't kosher. 1.4631 0.04850 203 132 48 23
503 Ah, here’s your problem - she’s low on ketchup. 1.4630 0.05264 162 103 43 16
504 Katchup fine, Onion fine. You're a little low on mustard 1.4630 0.05116 162 101 47 14
505 Looks like the last guy didn't cut the mustard. 1.4626 0.05223 147 90 46 11
506 This won't go far with a busted grill. 1.4621 0.05181 145 88 47 10
507 Trying to find parking must be the absolute wurst. 1.4621 0.05874 145 96 31 18
508 The dip-stick tells me you are low on mustard. 1.4620 0.05062 171 108 47 16
509 And remember to change the sauerkraut every 3,000 miles. 1.4611 0.05007 167 104 49 14
510 Do you want the regular yellow or the premium Dijon? 1.4606 0.05334 165 107 40 18
511 How long has it been since you checked your condiment levels? 1.4605 0.05187 152 94 46 12
512 You’re lucky. We’re the last mustard station for 75 miles” 1.4605 0.05513 152 98 38 16
513 You're down a pint. Do you want yellow, or Grey Poupon? 1.4602 0.05214 176 115 41 20
514 You’re about a foot short. 1.4601 0.05382 163 106 39 18
515 We don't see many vehicles like this here in Hamburg. 1.4601 0.05521 163 108 35 20
516 I was going to say "your mustard is down a quart" but you don't look like you have a sense of humor. 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
517 I don't relish telling you this, but . . . 1.4588 0.05218 170 110 42 18
518 I don't relish telling you this , but your mustard is kinda low. 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
519 Its wurst than I thought 1.4586 0.04796 181 113 53 15
520 You're a couple gallons low on mustard. 1.4583 0.05296 144 91 41 12
521 You could try the kosher service station over on 3rd Street. 1.4577 0.05440 142 89 41 12
522 Your fuel line is clogged with condiments, principally relish. 1.4577 0.05440 142 89 41 12
523 You need a new transmission to be frank. 1.4576 0.05002 177 113 47 17
524 I don’t think you would have made it a foot longer. 1.4575 0.05326 153 97 42 14
525 Everything checks out OK-- you've got yourself a real wiener here! 1.4575 0.05640 153 101 34 18
526 It looks like there's enough mustard,but it might need some relish! 1.4575 0.04906 153 92 52 9
527 Do you want me to top up the mustard? 1.4573 0.04995 164 102 49 13
528 If you weren’t driving like such a hot dog this wouldn’t have happened. 1.4571 0.05768 140 91 34 15
529 Relish and onions are looking good. But your mustard is down a quart. 1.4570 0.05538 151 98 37 16
530 Your mustard level is low. 1.4568 0.05113 162 102 46 14
531 The level is okay, but you really should change your mustard every six months. 1.4565 0.05829 138 90 33 15
532 You’re lucky your engine was on a roll. 1.4563 0.05382 160 104 39 17
533 I'll be frank, you didn't ketchup on the maintenance and I know you don't relish getting Meyered in debt, but if you don't mustard up the courage for repairs there won't be any fight left in this dog. 1.4558 0.04875 215 145 42 28
534 It's a quart low. I need you to go inside and get 650 packets of mustard. 1.4557 0.05357 158 102 40 16
535 At least you’re not in a pickle. 1.4556 0.04845 180 118 44 18
536 Just as I thought. You're down about a quart of mustard. 1.4551 0.05483 156 102 37 17
537 It looks like someone put mayonnaise in you condiments tank. 1.4551 0.05284 167 109 40 18
538 Some idiot put Ketchup on it! 1.4551 0.05043 178 115 45 18
539 I don’t know what is in there, but it’s not good. 1.4545 0.04823 176 110 52 14
540 You overcooked it. 1.4540 0.04929 174 110 49 15
541 Yeah, spicy brown will save you a few pennies. But you're going to get much better performance if I add a quart of Dijon. 1.4540 0.05380 174 117 35 22
542 Fortunately for you I’m the wurst person for the job. 1.4533 0.05317 150 95 42 13
543 If this doesn’t work, I can get you a sweet deal on a taco truck. 1.4532 0.05425 139 87 41 11
544 The oil is fine. But you’re down a quart of mustard. 1.4531 0.04540 192 119 59 14
545 You really need to be giving it high-grade dijon. 1.4530 0.05043 181 118 44 19
546 I'll top it off with a quart of mustard and relish. 1.4529 0.04869 170 106 51 13
547 The problem is this thing is full of nothing but spare parts. 1.4528 0.05762 159 109 28 22
548 The relish is fine but it's low on mustard. 1.4527 0.05281 148 93 43 12
549 You won't relish this: You're low on mustard. 1.4525 0.04959 179 115 47 17
550 The thing I can’t figure out is why the car is in color and we’re black and white. 1.4522 0.05530 157 104 35 18
551 I'm afraid your bun is toasted. 1.4521 0.04905 188 122 47 19
552 It's running hot. Cut back on the Jalapenos 1.4521 0.05505 146 94 38 14
553 Your mustard is about a quart low. 1.4514 0.04772 175 109 53 13
554 Size DOES matter here… 1.4511 0.05987 133 88 30 15
555 You're not going to relish what I have to tell you. 1.4509 0.05276 173 115 38 20
556 It's running low on mustard. 1.4509 0.05081 173 112 44 17
557 Found the problem. It's not your oil that's low—it's your capacity to take life seriously. 1.4507 0.05705 142 93 34 15
558 It would run better on Dijon, lady. 1.4506 0.05402 162 107 37 18
559 You’re down a quart. Will it be Yellow or Dijon? 1.4505 0.04836 182 116 50 16
560 Ma’am, I’ve got to be frank… you really shouldn’t have gone the scenic-kraut.” 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
561 'When was the last time you had these buns rotated?' 1.4500 0.05764 140 92 33 15
562 Never ever use ketchup. 1.4493 0.05546 138 88 38 12
563 We’re a weenie bit low on mustard. 1.4490 0.05033 147 90 48 9
564 I think it’s cooked. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
565 Here's your problem right here - you put ketchup in it. 1.4485 0.02773 165 111 47 7
566 Yellow mustard is ruining the engine . Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.4483 0.05616 145 95 35 15
567 You’re right, it needs a quart of mustard. 1.4481 0.05050 154 96 47 11
568 Frankly, we're looking at a wurst-case scenario here. 1.4478 0.06138 134 91 26 17
569 Who used grey poupon?! 1.4476 0.05497 143 92 38 13
570 You're low on mustard and onions. 1.4472 0.04898 161 103 46 12
571 Ketchup's OK but you're low on mustard. 1.4468 0.05906 141 95 29 17
572 It's fun to drive but I don' t relish the maintenance. 1.4468 0.05271 141 88 43 10
573 The mustard is down a quart. 1.4465 0.05547 159 107 33 19
574 You’re down one jar. Dijon or Guldens? 1.4465 0.05019 159 100 47 12
575 The owner’s manual says fill it with dijon, not spicy brown. 1.4464 0.05119 168 109 43 16
576 You need to upgrade to Dijon mustard. 1.4462 0.05988 130 86 30 14
577 Frankly, your engine doesn't cut the mustard, but we can have you on a roll again in no time. 1.4460 0.05969 139 94 28 17
578 The Bronze Age, the Iron Age, the Space Age, and now the SausAge. 1.4460 0.05609 139 90 36 13
579 For my money, I’d go with a synthetic brown spicy over the 10w yellow. 1.4459 0.05222 157 101 42 14
580 Yep. There's your problem. You got dijon mixed in with your standard yellow mustard. 1.4453 0.05953 128 84 31 13
581 Mustard's running low 1.4452 0.05108 155 100 42 13
582 A little low on ketchup, but looks like she'll still cut the mustard. 1.4451 0.04944 173 111 47 15
583 I told you, Oscar doesn’t live here anymore. 1.4444 0.05399 153 100 38 15
584 Lady, when's the last time you had your mustard changed? 1.4444 0.05556 144 94 36 14
585 These cars are the wurst, they always seem to be in a pickle. 1.4444 0.05556 153 102 34 17
586 I’m sorry to say ma’am, but you’ve just been driving it with too little relish. 1.4444 0.05783 153 105 28 20
587 Needs another quart of mustard, lady. 1.4438 0.05074 160 102 45 13
588 What idiot told you to put ketchup in this baby? 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
589 Do you always ignore the check engine mustard light? 1.4437 0.05609 151 101 33 17
590 Just made it in time. Ketchup's almost empty. 1.4437 0.05244 142 89 43 10
591 Your salt’s ok, but you’re low on nitrates. 1.4436 0.05639 133 88 32 13
592 A mint condition Volksweiner, very rare. 1.4436 0.05274 133 82 43 8
593 Mustard looks good, but your ketchup is down a quart. 1.4430 0.05162 149 96 41 12
594 Listen lady, I wouldn’t drive it on an empty stomach! 1.4429 0.05759 140 93 32 15
595 Unfortunately, tires only come in packs of seven. 1.4429 0.05848 140 94 30 16
596 Needs mustard 1.4426 0.04936 183 120 45 18
597 We need to replace the grille. 1.4422 0.05210 147 93 43 11
598 Just as I suspected, a little low on mustard. 1.4420 0.04935 138 88 41 9
599 Your oil is fine, but you're high in nitrates. 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
600 No, the slaw is extra. 1.4414 0.05074 145 90 46 9
601 Your buns are fine. It’s your wiener I’m worried about. 1.4414 0.06023 145 101 24 20
602 Well… You know you have a hybrid—half beef and half pork—so the diagnostic fee is going to be double. 1.4410 0.04972 161 102 47 12
603 It's dangerously low on mustard. 1.4408 0.05501 152 101 35 16
604 You've got plenty of nitrates left but your nitrites are low. 1.4406 0.05310 143 91 41 11
605 So……. Is everything Kosher? 1.4406 0.05923 143 98 27 18
606 It’s a Peugeot, so I would recommend a Dijon top-off. 1.4400 0.05474 150 99 36 15
607 You don't want to know what's inside one of these. 1.4400 0.05033 175 115 43 17
608 Just leave it here overnight…trust me, you don’t want to see how the sausage gets made. 1.4397 0.05638 141 93 34 14
609 You're down a quart. Regular Frenches or Grey Poupon? 1.4394 0.05187 132 81 44 7
610 You simply can't let the mustard get this low. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
611 This is the wurst. 1.4388 0.05787 139 93 31 15
612 Just as I suspected, Ma'am. It was the cheese. This here's a Kosher model. 1.4388 0.05696 139 92 33 14
613 You're down a quart. You want yellow, spicy brown or Dijon? 1.4388 0.05604 139 91 35 13
614 Looks like she's down a quart of mustard. 1.4387 0.05185 155 100 42 13
615 The steering has felt soft since we went through the carwash. 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
616 Your mustard is a little low. 1.4384 0.05496 146 96 36 14
617 You’re a little low on mustard - but totally full of bologna. 1.4384 0.05496 146 98 33 15
618 Yep, too much saturated fat. 1.4384 0.05409 146 95 38 13
619 Not a major problem. Your mustard and sauerkraut were a little low. 1.4383 0.05026 162 104 45 13
620 And that's why you don't put ketchup on a hot dog 1.4383 0.05534 162 111 31 20
621 I think you're due for a condiment change. 1.4380 0.05566 137 89 36 12
622 Does it LOOK like I sell ice cream? 1.4379 0.05394 153 101 37 15
623 I suppose I can be frank with you. 1.4375 0.05637 144 96 33 15
624 You never EVER use Dijon. 1.4371 0.05341 167 113 35 19
625 You're low on good taste. 1.4371 0.05605 151 102 32 17
626 Looks like the Ball Park folks put sugar in your gas tank again. 1.4370 0.05424 135 86 39 10
627 Nathan is finally coming home 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
628 This thing wasn't designed to run on Dijon. 1.4366 0.05425 142 92 38 12
629 Mustards ok, but you’re low on ketchup. 1.4365 0.05225 126 86 29 11
630 It looks like your mustard is down a quart. 1.4362 0.05157 149 95 43 11
631 You're low on mustard. Do you take ball park or Dijon? 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
632 You're a quart low on mustard. Want me to check the relish? 1.4360 0.05225 172 116 37 19
633 How long have you been running this thing with no mustard? 1.4357 0.05842 140 95 29 16
634 You'll just have to stop driving like one. 1.4357 0.05842 140 95 29 16
635 She gets 50 miles to the gallon on French's, but only 50 kilometers per liter on Grey Poupon. 1.4354 0.05717 147 100 30 17
636 My name is Nathan. 1.4353 0.05203 170 114 38 18
637 Frankly, ma’am, you don’t want to know how the sausage is made… 1.4351 0.05745 131 86 33 12
638 I see the problem. You’re low on dignity. 1.4351 0.06043 131 89 27 15
639 You're down two quarts on ketchup 1.4351 0.05445 154 103 35 16
640 TOFU?!? 1.4348 0.05438 138 89 38 11
641 Ma’am, I hope you realize that this is a dream you’ll be too embarrassed to tell anyone about. 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
642 Says here your bun’s too short 1.4338 0.05592 136 89 35 12
643 The relish is okay, but you're a little low on ketchup. 1.4336 0.03977 143 100 33 10
644 You're a quart of mustard low. 1.4333 0.05550 150 101 33 16
645 See? Low on mustard. 1.4333 0.05386 150 99 37 14
646 Turns out this is actually a lemon. 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
647 You're down four quarts of mustard. 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
648 The mustard is dangerously low. 1.4326 0.05260 141 90 41 10
649 Yep..........you use catsup and this is what happens ! 1.4324 0.05766 148 102 28 18
650 Contrary to popular opinion, I think it will run better on ketchup. 1.4324 0.05088 148 94 44 10
651 It’s about a quart low on mustard. 1.4320 0.05718 125 81 34 10
652 Sure it’s mustard, but she still needs it changed every 3,000 miles. 1.4318 0.05608 132 86 35 11
653 You’re low a quart, and no I don’t have any Grey Poupon. 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
654 You're low on mustard and high on cholesterol! 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
655 I don't know what's in this thing lady but it needs the works 1.4309 0.05896 123 81 31 11
656 Coney Island. Why do you ask? 1.4309 0.06226 123 84 25 14
657 I'd recommend switching to a low grain mustard. 1.4306 0.05182 144 92 42 10
658 « I don’t relish telling you this » 1.4305 0.05440 151 101 35 15
659 Can I at least ride shotbun? 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
660 It provides all the gas we need. 1.4296 0.06090 135 94 24 17
661 I’m no Click and Clack but I’d say the problem’s coming from the grille. 1.4296 0.06180 135 95 22 18
662 That’s my frank opinion. 1.4296 0.05617 135 89 34 12
663 Does this thing run on regular or Dijon? 1.4296 0.05417 135 87 38 10
664 Look at the level on the stick ma'am; you should have changed the mustard weeks if not months ago. 1.4296 0.04992 135 83 46 6
665 You're lookin at a blown head gasket. Mustard's mixed with the relish. 1.4296 0.05518 135 88 36 11
666 Frankly you should have thought about the wurst case scenario when selecting a warranty 1.4296 0.05715 135 90 32 13
667 It's definitely not German engineering. 1.4296 0.05600 142 95 33 14
668 Yes,I know it's a bit bigger than you ordered, but the sauerkraut is complementary. 1.4295 0.05151 149 96 42 11
669 You don’t need a mechanic. You need a gastroenterologist. 1.4286 0.05773 112 76 26 10
670 It could use a quart of mustard. 1.4286 0.05378 140 91 38 10
671 Your hot dog is fresh out of diggity. 1.4286 0.05545 147 99 33 15
672 The only question is, "will we get any caption entries that don't include ketchup or mustard". 1.4286 0.06216 126 87 24 15
673 Here's your problem, the expiration date was last month 1.4286 0.05260 133 84 41 8
674 Well, this is a real pickle. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
675 I don't relish saying this, but it's just not cuttin' the mustard. 1.4277 0.05533 159 110 30 19
676 Yeah you’ve really gotta watch it with these imports - when’s the last time you changed the catsup? 1.4277 0.05083 159 104 42 13
677 Your mustard level is down two jars. 1.4275 0.05233 138 88 41 9
678 You're running low on dignity. 1.4275 0.05939 131 89 28 14
679 Just as I suspected... your mustard levels are low. 1.4268 0.04883 157 103 43 11
680 Looks like it needs a really large Coke to go. 1.4265 0.05777 136 92 30 14
681 Before I begin, I have to ask if this is kosher 1.4265 0.05585 136 90 34 12
682 Looks like she’s burning relish 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
683 Surprisingly, needs a quart of Mayo! 1.4258 0.05254 155 103 38 14
684 I see that you are low on mustard. 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
685 Looks like your last mechanic used generic ketchup. 1.4255 0.05803 141 97 28 16
686 You’re burning mustard. 1.4255 0.05442 141 93 36 12
687 That cheap yellow mustard caused your problem, only use Dijon. 1.4254 0.05336 134 86 39 9
688 This old dog is not learning any new tricks. 1.4252 0.06074 127 87 26 14
689 Do you want fries with that? 1.4248 0.05053 153 99 43 11
690 It's pretty bad, but I've seen würst. 1.4248 0.05462 153 104 33 16
691 Here's your problem, it's actually a big hot dog. 1.4245 0.05952 139 97 25 17
692 Oil level looks fine. Sulfites are high. 1.4244 0.04948 172 114 43 15
693 Lady, I’m just sayin’ the Oscar Meyer people reported a stolen wiener-mobile. I’m not accusing you of anything. It looks like Hebrew National to me. 1.4242 0.05703 132 88 32 12
694 You're low on ketchup. 1.4240 0.05479 125 82 34 9
695 The mileage isn't great, but at least it's kosher. 1.4240 0.05479 125 80 37 8
696 You should really be using Dijon. 1.4238 0.05269 151 100 38 13
697 It's a bit low on mustard. 1.4238 0.04739 151 94 50 7
698 So you’re the weiner we’ve been hearing about. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
699 Whoa! Your triglycerides are way up 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
700 Why yes, it's Kosher. How can you tell? 1.4236 0.05879 144 101 25 18
701 My other car is a bratwurst 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
702 You’re low on Mechanically Separated Chicken, Pork, Water, Corn Syrup, Potassium Lactate, Salt, Sodium Phosphate, Natural Flavor, Beef Stock, Sodium Diacetate, Sodium Erythorbate, Maltodextrin, and Paprika Extract. Sodium Nitrite level is ok though. 1.4234 0.05648 137 92 32 13
703 My other dog is a terrier.... 1.4234 0.05927 137 95 26 16
704 You need to cut the mustard 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
705 Mustard and ketchup levels look okay. Mind if I take a bite under the hood? 1.4234 0.04601 137 98 28 11
706 Well ma’am, you’re a half-quart low on mustard and unfortunately, you’re not going to relish the cost to replace 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
707 The mustard's okay but it could use a quart of ketchup. 1.4231 0.05446 130 84 37 9
708 Who told you mustard would work? 1.4231 0.05335 130 83 39 8
709 To be frank, it can go no further. 1.4228 0.05232 149 98 39 12
710 I can get you a set of four tires, but the tubes are only available in sets of six. 1.4228 0.05649 149 103 29 17
711 says here you are low on mustard 1.4228 0.05232 149 98 39 12
712 Not enough gas. I suggest baked beans. 1.4228 0.05773 123 81 32 10
713 So what do you do for work? 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
714 Frankly, this is the wurst I’ve seen. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
715 Never drive a frank further with the 'check onion' light on. 1.4225 0.05458 142 97 31 14
716 Looks like you need a quart of mustard 1.4225 0.05128 142 91 42 9
717 Your oil looks good, but you are low on mustard and sauerkraut! 1.4225 0.04722 142 92 42 8
718 You're a quart low but you're still making gas like nobody's bidness. 1.4222 0.05610 135 90 33 12
719 I don’t relish telling you this, but frankly, your ketchup doesn’t cut the mustard. 1.4219 0.05722 128 85 32 11
720 I’m afraid the problem is wurst than I thought. 1.4214 0.04669 159 100 51 8
721 We seem to be a quart low on mustard! 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
722 Stone ground may taste better but it really does a number on your fuel lines. 1.4206 0.05561 126 82 35 9
723 Your mustard is just fine, but your ketchup level is here — and it's supposed to be here. 1.4206 0.05561 126 82 35 9
724 The oil’s fine—and it’s actually generating gas. 1.4206 0.06208 126 88 23 15
725 Does it take regular or spicy mustard? 1.4206 0.05674 126 83 33 10
726 Sorry ma'am, technical difficulties—I fear the wurst 1.4203 0.05616 138 93 32 13
727 You drive a giant phallic snack. It's your dignity that's low. 1.4202 0.06482 119 84 20 15
728 Well ma’am, relish the fact that you got here when you did. If you’d have waited any longer we’d be looking at a junkyard dog. 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
729 Here's the problem. You used ketchup." 1.4198 0.05304 131 84 39 8
730 When was the last time you had your sauerkraut checked? 1.4198 0.05304 131 84 39 8
731 I'm afraid you mustard is running low, and you're almost out of relish as well! 1.4198 0.05192 131 83 41 7
732 Plenty of gas, oil level is high, but you have some slaw trapped in the carburetor. 1.4196 0.05100 143 92 42 9
733 Yep, ketchup. Nothing worse for your wiener. 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
734 You are two quarts high in saturated fat. 1.4194 0.05621 124 81 34 9
735 You need to take better care of your wiener. 1.4191 0.05577 136 91 33 12
736 Regardless of what you were told by the dealer, ma’am, it’s not actually meat. 1.4186 0.06098 129 89 24 15
737 There’s the problem. Your oil isn’t kosher. 1.4186 0.05525 129 89 28 12
738 It's overheated. You know these are pre-cooked, right? 1.4184 0.05527 141 95 33 13
739 Ma’am, these run on mustard. Some idiot filled it with ketchup…. 1.4183 0.05047 153 100 42 11
740 The former president came up with the design during one of the security briefings. 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
741 I topped up all of your condiments and rotated the wiener, you should be good for another 5000 foot longs. 1.4179 0.05535 134 92 31 11
742 Your relish level is a bit low. 1.4179 0.05535 134 89 34 11
743 You really shouldn’t have used catsup. 1.4178 0.05563 146 100 31 15
744 The oil is fine but the fat level is pretty high. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
745 Your mustard is down half a quart. 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
746 This isn't what I truly wanted to be. 1.4167 0.05261 144 95 38 11
747 You're ketchup's fine but your mustard's a little low. 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
748 If you agree competitive eating is a sport, how could you say this isn't a sports car? 1.4161 0.05246 137 89 39 9
749 Who put ketchup in this thing? 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
750 You never put ketchup in one these babies, lady! 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
751 It's running hot. 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
752 Ketchup looks fine but your mustard is a little low. 1.4159 0.05859 113 74 31 8
753 Hi , I am your Uber ride . 1.4159 0.06251 113 77 25 11
754 They never warn you about maintenence when you're making the wish. 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
755 Oil? No, I'm checking its cholesterol 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
756 Looks like it is time to change the water! 1.4154 0.05756 130 88 30 12
757 It's low on oil, but high in cholesterol. 1.4152 0.05097 171 117 37 17
758 Rats!! I’m a quart low on mustard. 1.4146 0.05647 123 81 33 9
759 You’re a quart low. Do you want yellow, stone ground, or spicy brown? 1.4146 0.05647 123 81 33 9
760 The relish and mustard levels look clean but the chili and onions look dirty and need to be changed. 1.4145 0.05234 152 102 37 13
761 You want I should call a Kosher mechanic? 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
762 10w30 Dijon as usual? 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
763 I told my husband that I wanted a hot rod. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
764 Sorry, we're all out of mustard gas. 1.4140 0.05647 157 112 25 20
765 Your ketchup is a little low. 1.4138 0.06131 116 79 26 11
766 Dijon or Regular? 1.4138 0.05672 145 101 28 16
767 Well it looks like you're running low on mustard. Other than that, your Weinerbago is in good shape. 1.4136 0.05444 162 114 29 19
768 Weren't you warned not to buy an old banger? 1.4135 0.06050 133 94 23 16
769 Next time try something more premium…like a Dijon 1.4135 0.05456 133 88 35 10
770 Here's your mustard problem. Too much Dijon, not enough yellow. 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
771 Yep, I can fix it. I learned from a German mechanic--he knew how the sausage is made. 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
772 Well here’s your problem right here . Someone put Ketchup in the damn thing. 1.4130 0.05513 138 93 33 12
773 Both your cholesterols are OK, but you nitrites have spiked 1.4130 0.04626 138 92 38 8
774 I’m afraid it’s not very kosher. 1.4130 0.04957 138 90 40 8
775 Looks as if you're running low on transfats, miss. 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
776 It's not just the gas that costs so much, it's all the fixings. 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
777 It could use a little relish. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
778 Low on Sodium... Phosphate & Nitrate 1.4118 0.04948 136 86 44 6
779 Well ma'am, I reckon you're not gonna relish what I'm about to tell ya 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
780 No wonder! This ain’t mustard. It’s wasabi. 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
781 I discovered the issue...you're leaking mustard and your transmission is fried. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
782 I have to add some mustard every thousand miles. 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
783 Looks like your mustard level is low ! 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
784 You're low on the nitrates, but we can fill it with a similarly toxic additive." 1.4118 0.05370 153 105 33 15
785 you gotta use the kosher oil with these models 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
786 Whaddya mean you've gone vegan? 1.4113 0.05433 124 88 24 12
787 I asked the factory what parts are being recalled. They just said, “You don’t wanna know.” 1.4112 0.06633 107 75 20 12
788 Looks like someone put catsup in here by mistake. 1.4110 0.04925 146 94 44 8
789 Looks like some joker used ketchup instead of mustard. 1.4109 0.05233 129 83 39 7
790 I’m sorry, but I can’t get the unidentified animal parts until Friday 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
791 Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, I would have changed the oil. 1.4107 0.05609 112 72 34 6
792 Your trans fats are good,but you’re a little low on saturated. 1.4107 0.05750 112 73 32 7
793 Give me a second, just got to check your mustard levels. 1.4104 0.05213 134 87 39 8
794 Your engine is cooked. 1.4103 0.05841 117 78 30 9
795 Want me to top off your toppings? 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
796 You're down a quart of Dijon! 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
797 You’re down a quart of mustard but the relish and onions are fine. 1.4097 0.05345 144 97 35 12
798 Well, I see your problem. Someone put mustard in the ketchup tank." 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
799 There's nothing wrong with it. It just needs a little more mustard. 1.4094 0.05953 127 88 26 13
800 Your problem is too much catchup and not enough mustard. 1.4094 0.04521 127 85 36 6
801 It's what's NOT in there that matters, ma'am. 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
802 Could be wurst. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
803 I went in to buy a hamburger, but this was the only thing left on the lot. 1.4087 0.05298 115 75 34 6
804 You've been using domestic mustard. This vehicle runs best on Grey Poupon. 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
805 A little low on mustard and relish. 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
806 Then you tell me. What made your engine knock worst? 1.4083 0.06427 120 86 19 15
807 You'll get better millage if you use Heinz 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
808 Needs anions 1.4083 0.06642 120 88 15 17
809 Sorry, Mam. We don't have mustard gas. 1.4082 0.05440 147 101 32 14
810 Looks like you need two quarts of mustard. 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
811 When did you last have it grilled? 1.4074 0.05392 135 90 35 10
812 You're running dangerously low on irony. 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
813 Relish and mustard will cost you extra. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
814 It's a quart low on diggity 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
815 Actually, you need LESS oil. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
816 Ok, free dogs for a year we call it even. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
817 The manual is in German. 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
818 Someone put ketchup in instead of mustard. You'll need to replace the whole thing. 1.4060 0.05341 133 88 36 9
819 As a matter of fact, we did an oil and filter change on a chicken nugget just the other day. 1.4058 0.05599 138 95 30 13
820 So according to this you need three quarts of mustard and a pint of relish. 1.4057 0.06398 106 73 23 10
821 Do you want me to check under the bun? 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
822 It needs 10 quarts but we only sell in packs of 8. 1.4054 0.06188 111 76 25 10
823 Ronnie's my ketchup guy, you'll have to wait until he comes back. 1.4054 0.05634 111 72 33 6
824 Oil change is $75 but chili costs extra 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
825 You could use a quart of mustard. I suggest yellow 10-30. 1.4048 0.05766 126 86 29 11
826 How long since you changed the mustard? 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
827 No ma'am. Foot long is just a figure of speech" 1.4046 0.06012 131 93 23 15
828 I'm Frank, but this is a job for Nathan. 1.4044 0.05560 136 93 31 12
829 How long has it been since you had a mustard change? 1.4044 0.05153 136 89 39 8
830 Yeah, looks like we're going yo have to replace the Weiner. We can order one from Germany, so it's not going to be cheap. 1.4044 0.05847 136 96 25 15
831 On these older models, you really gotta change the mustard every 3,000 miles. 1.4043 0.05780 141 100 25 16
832 You really don’t want to know what goes in these things 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
833 It seems to be low on mustard. 1.4038 0.05046 156 105 39 12
834 The mustard's fine but you're low on catsup. 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
835 Oh, it'll make the trip, but if you're headed to Chicago, you're going to need more than just a quart of mustard. A LOT more. 1.4030 0.05716 134 93 28 13
836 Let me be frank with you, we don't know what it's made of. 1.4029 0.05567 139 96 30 13
837 I’ll bet you get a lot of gas. 1.4019 0.05767 107 70 31 6
838 It seems your weiner is all outta juice... Been using it much lately? 1.4019 0.05918 107 71 29 7
839 You're a quart low on chili. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
840 Looks like you're a couple quarts low on relish. 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
841 This is a Chicago Wienermobile. You added ketchup so naturally it shut down. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
842 I should be able to get your part at the junk food yard. 1.4016 0.06010 122 85 25 12
843 Next time, don't wait so long to have your mustard changed. 1.4016 0.05896 122 84 27 11
844 I think your low on mustard. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
845 Yep, low on nitrates. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
846 I can fix it, but it'll cost you because I'll need to import some of that fancy mustard from France. 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
847 It has to be yellow mustard. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
848 You don’t wanna know what I found in it. 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
849 Let me guess: you're single. 1.4015 0.05974 132 94 23 15
850 One day I’m humming to myself ‘I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener’ , and the next day… 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
851 It won’t run right on this yellow mustard. You’ve got to use the spicy, brown kind. 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
852 You need to top off your mustard. 1.4014 0.05199 142 95 37 10
853 Catsup and mustard levels are fine but you’re low on relish 1.4000 0.05659 110 72 32 6
854 Synthetic or conventional mustard? 1.4000 0.05805 110 73 30 7
855 It's not good, but I've seen wurst. 1.4000 0.05805 110 73 30 7
856 Ketchup’s fine, but you’re dangerously low on mustard 1.4000 0.05063 115 72 40 3
857 Your mustard and ketchup levels are frighteningly low. Fortunately there's a diner just up the road. 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
858 You’re a little low on nitrites 1.4000 0.05211 115 73 38 4
859 Hmmm . . . mustard's a quart low. 1.4000 0.05633 115 76 32 7
860 These babies are designed to run on straight yellow, stone ground runs to rich. 1.4000 0.05792 125 86 28 11
861 I don’t relish telling you this, but to be frank, it could use a little mustard. I’ll catch up with you later. Ciao. 1.4000 0.05137 115 80 27 8
862 I’m sorry. We can’t mustard up enough gas to ketchup on your fuel needs. You are in a pickle! 1.4000 0.06085 110 75 26 9
863 yep. she's down a quart of mustard 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
864 It's short a quart of mustard. 1.4000 0.06026 115 79 26 10
865 You're down a quart of saturated fat. 1.4000 0.05737 130 90 28 12
866 I could explain how I can fix it, but you might not want to know how it’s made. 1.4000 0.05571 145 102 28 15
867 Looks like you’re ready to roll. 1.4000 0.05805 110 73 30 7
868 Oil level is fine. But the cholesterol level is a bit high. 1.4000 0.05682 135 94 28 13
869 That's $456 for a full tank of mustard. 1.4000 0.05656 145 103 26 16
870 The bad news is the sauerkraut tanker doesn’t arrive ‘til Thursday. 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
871 Does a full tank of ethanol technically make it a corndog? 1.4000 0.06151 115 80 24 11
872 It looks like your oil's okay, but your cholesterol is through the roof. 1.3986 0.05299 138 93 35 10
873 I’m afraid it’s wurst than we thought 1.3985 0.05642 133 92 29 12
874 Sir, this is an Arby’s. 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
875 Looks like your a bit low on mustard. Does it run on regular or Dijon? 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
876 Looks like ya need a couple o’ quarts. Ketchup or mustard? 1.3984 0.05321 123 83 32 8
877 With a full tank, that comes to about 850 calories. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
878 Want my advice? Pour a root beer in here once in a while. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
879 Another quart of oil will ketch-u-up 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
880 You're about a quart low of Dijon. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
881 It's the wurst case scenario. 1.3982 0.05557 113 74 33 6
882 Well, I've seen wurst. 1.3973 0.05539 146 103 28 15
883 You're very low on mustard 1.3971 0.05036 136 89 40 7
884 The oil level is fine, but you’re low on ketchup. 1.3971 0.05350 136 92 34 10
885 The HDL level is very low 1.3969 0.05598 131 90 30 11
886 You're going to need all the fixins. And I mean everything! 1.3969 0.05598 131 90 30 11
887 Lady, your mustard's low. 1.3968 0.05414 126 84 34 8
888 I checked under the hood, ma'am, the oil level's fine. But keep an eye on the mustard. 1.3968 0.05530 126 85 32 9
889 Pardon me. But would you happen to have five quarts of Grey Poupon? 1.3967 0.05982 121 87 21 13
890 You’ve got plenty of gas but could use a quart of ketchup. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
891 Good news and bad news: oil is topped up, but your cholesterol is through the roof. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
892 It's low one quart of mustard. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
893 See this line here? That’s how much mustard it takes. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
894 Someone put mustard in the ketchup reservoir. 1.3964 0.05763 111 74 30 7
895 Well, sometimes a wienermobile is just a wienermobile. 1.3964 0.05763 111 74 30 7
896 Mustard’s a bit low 1.3962 0.05794 106 70 30 6
897 It happens a lot with older models. Your buns are sagging. 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
898 Try not to drive by the feminist rally. 1.3960 0.06147 101 68 26 7
899 You're a quart low on mustard. Do you prefer Dijon or plain yellow? 1.3955 0.05804 134 95 25 14
900 Your oil's fine, but the mustard's a quart low. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
901 Dijon mustard only from now on. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
902 Your mustard's running low. 1.3952 0.05349 124 82 35 7
903 And it was in the film 'Nomadland.' 1.3952 0.05225 124 83 34 7
904 Here's your problem: These things were never meant to run 99% fat free. 1.3950 0.05497 119 79 33 7
905 You're the wurst driver 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
906 Ketchup's about a quart low. 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
907 No,my name isn't Oscar or Meyer. It's Steve Weinerman. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
908 Time to change the oil in this dog. 1.3947 0.06307 114 81 21 12
909 This is the missing link. 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
910 fill it up with mustard and ketchup please 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
911 You overheated it. 1.3944 0.05092 142 95 38 9
912 Your oil level's low and your cholesterol's high. Have you considered switching to a plant-based vehicle? 1.3944 0.05092 142 95 38 9
913 I relish this line of work. 1.3944 0.05189 142 96 36 10
914 Frankly,it could be much wurst. 1.3937 0.05607 127 87 30 10
915 Yup, it's a common problem these old non-vegan engines can't handle vegetable oil 1.3937 0.05718 127 88 28 11
916 It appears it doesn’t truly want to be an Oscar Meyer weiner anymore. 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
917 I recommend 10W-40 ketchup. 1.3934 0.05014 122 78 40 4
918 Say what you want, but it's sure better than driving a Prius. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
919 Eat and Get Gas 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
920 You’re about one squeeze bottle low. 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
921 Says here, they're not bad for your heart. Just ask a Republican. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
922 Regular or mustard gas? 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
923 Gulden’s or Grey Poupon? 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
924 You’ve got plenty of oil and nitrates. 1.3926 0.05573 135 97 25 13
925 It needs a quart of mustard. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
926 It needs its relish changed and the ketchup is a little low 1.3925 0.05596 107 70 32 5
927 Your brown mustard is a quart low. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
928 Okay ... so your ketchup level is fine, but you need more mustard. 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
929 Don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like she isn't kosher. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
930 It’s buns and buns of fun until your license expires, then it’s the wurst. 1.3923 0.05514 130 95 22 13
931 Cholesterol’s a little high. 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
932 Your mustard is a little low but, I’m more concerned about what you relish 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
933 You're about two quarts low on mustard. I recommend yellow instead of Dijon. 1.3913 0.05341 115 77 32 6
934 You're dangerously low on relish, ma'am. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
935 What kind of man drives Armour hot dogs? 1.3909 0.05644 110 73 31 6
936 I thought the guy at the car rental told me I’d be driving their new hot rod...? 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
937 The oil level was fine, but it looks like you're low on relish. 1.3906 0.05789 128 90 26 12
938 Ketchup on the dog is bad enough, but putting it in the tank is just asking for trouble. 1.3900 0.06013 100 67 27 6
939 It’s gonna need a lot of works… 1.3900 0.06340 100 69 23 8
940 That's the problem with these German cars. 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
941 Everything seems to be in working order but you know they say people who drive these things are compensating for something. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
942 I don't relish telling you this, but this is the wurst I've ever seen. 1.3897 0.05733 136 97 25 14
943 It's overcooked. 1.3895 0.07223 95 70 13 12
944 There’s your problem, you put in Dijon instead of Yellow.” 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
945 Why someone would use ketchup in this I'll never know. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
946 Organic will cost you two bucks more per quart. 1.3889 0.05459 126 88 28 10
947 A little mustard and you’re on your way 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
948 It's great on the highway but the gas mileage in the city is baloney. 1.3889 0.05517 126 86 31 9
949 Yes, Ma’am, you’re pregnant. 1.3889 0.06941 108 81 12 15
950 Well here's ya problem - looks like some sicko filled the tank with ketchup. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
951 I can tell that you have been using regular. This baby really needs Dijon. 1.3889 0.06065 126 91 21 14
952 Good thing yer mustard light went on... yer down to a shmear! 1.3889 0.05401 126 85 33 8
953 No wonder the buns have been overheating - our mustard tank is nearly empty! 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
954 You should have a mustard change every three months. 1.3884 0.05674 121 83 29 9
955 It’s acid reflux 1.3883 0.06206 103 71 24 8
956 My one beef with these vehicles is finding porking...ha ha! 1.3883 0.06650 103 74 18 11
957 To be frank, this dog isn't lookin' so hot. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
958 My other car is an eggplant. 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
959 You should switch to a better grade of mustard. 1.3874 0.04645 111 77 29 5
960 Biggest problems they have is gas. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
961 You're about 25 little packets of mustard low. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
962 Let me be frank. The engine in this vehicle is the wurst. 1.3871 0.05806 124 87 26 11
963 You let the ketchup run dry 1.3869 0.05698 137 98 25 14
964 It shows you are low on ketchup, mayo and sweet relish. 1.3868 0.05619 106 70 31 5
965 It is down about a quart of mustard 1.3868 0.05619 106 70 31 5
966 You're using vegan oil, aren't you? 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
967 Theres ketchup in your engine oil! 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
968 She's really low on mustard. 1.3866 0.05352 119 79 34 6
969 And she’ll last you another twenty if you keep the buns fresh. 1.3866 0.06098 119 85 22 12
970 It was the grey poupon that did 'er in. 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
971 I'm gonna need a longer dipstick 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
972 Just as I suspected, your wiener needs lubricant. 1.3861 0.06596 101 72 19 10
973 Is this grease? 1.3861 0.06129 101 69 25 7
974 Looks like you're about a dijon low. 1.3860 0.05214 114 74 36 4
975 Sorry, can't help you. It says No Fillers. 1.3860 0.05503 114 76 32 6
976 Mustard is very low. Rest of the condiments are fine. 1.3860 0.05643 114 77 30 7
977 Someone put mustard in the catsup tank, you won't relish the cost to fix this. 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
978 I can't do anything about the vehicle, but I find psychotherapy helpful for a similar issue. 1.3854 0.06172 96 64 25 6
979 Mustard’s fine, and we’ll top off the ketchup; but I’m a little worried about the carbs. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
980 Now that you brat your vehicle in, is it wurst than you expected? 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
981 You really shouldn't be using ketchup. 1.3846 0.05393 130 89 32 9
982 Don't tell me you put Dijon in here again. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
983 I'll take a quart of mustard but hold the relish. It clogs the differential. 1.3846 0.04908 117 85 26 6
984 I topped off your mustard but I strongly recommend running a DNA test on that "meat" . 1.3846 0.06290 117 85 19 13
985 I see you relish hot dogging around but let up on the catsup and put some more mustard into it. 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
986 Bad news. It looks like your casing ripped. 1.3846 0.06158 104 72 24 8
987 didn’t read the manual did you, these babies only run on yellow not Dijon 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
988 I can fix it, but it’s going to take me a while to sauce the parts. 1.3840 0.05879 125 89 24 12
989 Nothing to worry about, the mustard is a little low. 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
990 It's Oscar Meyer's new RV. 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
991 The oil's OK, but the cholesterol is through the roof. 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
992 I get the whole hot dog thing, but you simply can't substitute ketchup for motor oil! 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
993 For this make and model, it’s best if you go with the Grey Poupon. 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
994 I see you have a lot of gas 1.3835 0.05517 133 93 29 11
995 Amazing you got this far with no onions! 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
996 Looks like you're a little low on your mustard. 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
997 We’re never gonna make it to Frankfurt 1.3833 0.05998 120 88 19 13
998 It says less oil… But it still looks unhealthy!! 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
999 I don't relish to have to tell you this. 1.3824 0.06392 102 72 21 9
1000 Don’t think the old dog can cut the mustard any more. 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
1001 More than an oil change. I would recommend vegan. 1.3824 0.06392 102 72 21 9
1002 You’re low on oil but high in sodium.” 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
1003 You’re low on mustard. You use Dijon or regular? 1.3821 0.05945 123 88 23 12
1004 I wish, but I need Grey Poupon. We're from New York. 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
1005 Take it to Nathan’s. Ask for the Deli Style. 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1006 I see the problem now--this car was made in Chicago, you're not supposed to use ketchup. 1.3818 0.06325 110 79 20 11
1007 Looks like you're overdue for a mustard change 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
1008 You are down two quarts of Dijon. If you don’t fill it up, it will get wurst. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
1009 You need to replace the mustard. 1.3817 0.05249 131 89 34 8
1010 You've been filling er up with ketchup when you should've been using mustard. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
1011 There's plenty of mustard & ketchup but I'm down a quart of relish. 1.3814 0.05235 118 78 35 5
1012 Snipping the ends should make parking a little easier." 1.3814 0.06360 118 87 17 14
1013 The Check Mustard light went on in the dashboard. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
1014 It’s not so much the oil level as it is the cholesterol level that’s causing the problem. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
1015 Here's the problem. You shouldn't put ketchup in the hot dog! 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1016 It appears you have run out of mustard. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1017 Less relish, more mustard. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1018 Seems to be running better since you switched to synthetic mustard. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1019 The oil’s fine, but your cholesterol is though the roof. 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
1020 The ketchup is fine, but your mustard is running a bit low. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
1021 I don't think it's the oil that's causing you to stall. I think it's the cholesterol. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
1022 ...and our motto is "Eat here and gas up!" 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
1023 The ketchup and relish are OK, but you're a quart low on mustard. 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
1024 I’d say you’re going to need to replace that frankshaft soon. 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
1025 Looks like you're down a squirt. 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
1026 Looks like you have Grey Poupon on the valves 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
1027 You're running low on mustard and relish. 1.3804 0.06343 92 63 23 6
1028 You wouldn't believe the price of kosher diesel. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
1029 Well, here's your problem...you put ketchup in a Chicago hot dog car. 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
1030 Ballpark will work but it will run smoother with Dijon. 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
1031 Running on spicy mustard may void your warranty. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
1032 The problem is your oil ain't Kosher. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
1033 One beer too many, a few bids on eBay, and a week later there it was. 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
1034 Your oil is fine, but you're low on mustard. 1.3800 0.06479 100 71 20 9
1035 The high test relish has given it greater gas mileage. 1.3798 0.05739 129 92 25 12
1036 You need to add mustard, ma'am. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
1037 Yes your dipstick reading is low and you turned off the engine in time,but I have bad news. We only carry yellow mustard here and unfortunately,many of these exotic vehicles like yours call for Dijon. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
1038 Mustard level's good, but you're down a quart of relish. 1.3796 0.04692 108 75 29 4
1039 You're OK on mustard, but down a quart on ketchup. 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
1040 Looks like you’re on empty. What will it be Premium Grey Poupon or regular Guildens.? 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
1041 Your sauerkraut levels are fine but you’re dangerously low on mustard. 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
1042 Sorry. I’d help you out, but I only do sandwiches. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
1043 You need to start using better mustard. 1.3790 0.05196 124 83 35 6
1044 Yeah,I just couldn’t afford the Beyond Meat model. 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
1045 You are dangerously low on Dijon 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1046 '"You could use a quart of mustard. I'd recommend the yellow. The spicy is bad for the gas." 1.3788 0.05844 132 96 22 14
1047 Looks like your nitrates are dangerously low. 1.3786 0.06340 103 72 21 9
1048 You're supposed to change the water every 3,000 weiners. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
1049 The last guy really butchered it. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
1050 lt's much easier to start than it looks. Just tap the link. 1.3782 0.06084 119 86 21 12
1051 You're not supposed to use ketchup 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
1052 This is Chicago. We don’t put ketchup in our hotdogmobiles. 1.3782 0.05966 119 85 23 11
1053 They said it would come in discreet packaging. 1.3782 0.06200 119 87 19 13
1054 As I previously explained, motor oil; not mustard. 1.3778 0.05083 135 97 28 10
1055 Mustard and relish are fine. You're low on ketchup. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
1056 Mam, it looks like you need a statin. 1.3778 0.06992 90 65 16 9
1057 Yes my weenie is just fine, why do you ask? 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
1058 They told me I'd get better mileage with the spicy brown mustard. 1.3776 0.05028 98 64 32 2
1059 I wish I were an Oscar Mayerchanic 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
1060 Actually madam, I think the problem is with the grill. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
1061 Don't worry about the expiration date, just sniff the dipstick. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1062 You're down two quarts of mustard. Would you prefer French's or the more expensive Gray Poupon? 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1063 The oil is fine, it’s the salt content I’m concerned about. 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
1064 Parts for these German models are harder to come by. 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
1065 The relish is fine but I'm a quart low on mustard. 1.3763 0.05904 93 62 27 4
1066 You're supposed to only use mustard. 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1067 I don't relish in telling you this, but we've run out of mustard gas. Please be patient with us while we ketchup on our deliveries. 1.3763 0.06099 93 63 25 5
1068 I’ll have my top mechanic Oscar take a look, he has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A” 1.3762 0.06727 101 74 16 11
1069 Frankly... 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
1070 Yeah, it’s a little low, but I’ll have to put it up on the grill to get a good look. 1.3762 0.05777 101 68 28 5
1071 Ma'am, you're running low on mustard. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1072 Just needs a bit more mustard and she'll be good to go. 1.3761 0.04569 109 75 30 4
1073 Yea, it’s wurst in traffic. 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
1074 Well, I can tell you that it's definitely not kosher. 1.3761 0.04814 117 85 24 8
1075 Yep, looks like you need to change your mustard. 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
1076 I'd say you're due for a mustard change. 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
1077 How can that be?!? No one puts ketchup in a hotdog! 1.3750 0.04962 104 76 21 7
1078 does it take diesel,regular,or mustard gas? 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
1079 There's your problem, this is regular yellow mustard. This rig needs Grey Pupon. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
1080 You're down about a quart of mustard. Does this thing take plain or spicy? 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
1081 Your ketchup is a quart low. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1082 You're down a pint. Do you want oil or mustard? 1.3750 0.05656 128 91 26 11
1083 You need two gallons of mustard. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
1084 Here's your problem. This is cooking oil, not motor oil. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
1085 The sauerkraut is soaking into the cabin filter. The relish is all over the spark plugs and chewing up the timing belt. It looks like you're belching mustard, too. Why not just eat the thing? 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
1086 Driving a giant innuendo on public highways makes up for the parking tickets. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1087 Every hot dog street vendor in New York knows you have to replace the hot dog water every seven years. 1.3740 0.06043 123 90 20 13
1088 Oil is OK, but you're 3 quarts low on mustard. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
1089 This thing’s charred, ma’am. You’re gonna need a new grill. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
1090 You should probably make it to Chicago 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
1091 You're a quart low on mustard and your relish needs changing. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
1092 If you leave now you can make Coney Island by nightfall. 1.3738 0.05867 107 74 26 7
1093 Looks like you’re running a little low on sauerkraut” 1.3737 0.06021 99 68 25 6
1094 I relish the times when the wheels go round and round 1.3736 0.03875 91 65 23 3
1095 Well, it’s obvious that whatever you’ve been filling it with isn’t kosher. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
1096 I know you would relish a ride 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
1097 It's a New York hot dog and you are out of sauerkraut 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
1098 All your toppings are full, but I took the liberty of dumping the Mayo. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
1099 It looks like you used Catsup instead of Ketchup 1.3729 0.06113 118 86 20 12
1100 Perfect! Internal temperature of 160º 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1101 Ever read Freud? 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
1102 It’s a quart low on mustard ! 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
1103 You are short about a quart of mustard 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
1104 You can put all the lips and assholes you want in the hotdogs, but keep 'em out of the gas tank. 1.3714 0.06385 105 78 16 11
1105 The Mustard is a little low 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1106 I don't know how to tell you this without double entendres. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
1107 Seems you're low on mustard. 1.3714 0.05104 140 96 34 9
1108 A quart low on mustard...little French's oughta fix you right up. 1.3714 0.05286 105 69 33 3
1109 I see the problem, someone replaced the mustard with mayo. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
1110 I can't help you. Try 7-11. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
1111 Mustard's over a quart low. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1112 It's fast food 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
1113 Oh I wish I were a certified mechanic,that is what I’d truly like to be... 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
1114 Will you be paying in cash or condiment? 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1115 I know it’s a cliche, but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.3707 0.06187 116 85 19 12
1116 You know, a plant-based vehicle would have fewer emission problems. 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
1117 Two words: Soggy bun. 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
1118 IT'S MUSTARD YOU NEED. YOU'RE DOWN A QUART. 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
1119 I don't relish telling you this but you're down a quart of mustard. 1.3704 0.05518 108 73 30 5
1120 I’m not sure why we stopped either. I certainly don’t need any more gas. 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
1121 Both Besos & Musk are bidding to launch this to Mars. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
1122 It’ll run a lot smoother if you use Dijon. 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
1123 So this means Trump is running in 2024? 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
1124 Whoa, your casing’s ruptured. This is gonna be a mess. 1.3704 0.06113 108 77 22 9
1125 I relish your job, ma’am. 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
1126 The mustard and ketchup levels are okay, but you're down a quart of relish. 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
1127 It takes only nonkosher. 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
1128 Your mustard is running a little hot." 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
1129 Ma'am, mayonnaise should never be used for this model 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
1130 I'm sorry ma'am, you misunderstood me on the phone. I said we serve hot dogs here, not service them. 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
1131 You should be fine now, I topped off your sodium nitrate. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1132 If it's a hybread, we check for gluten. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1133 If you decline the free souvenir photo--it will be more. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1134 This baby here strikes fear in all men: The wiener dipstick. 1.3696 0.07203 92 69 12 11
1135 It looks like your mustard level is a little low 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
1136 The dipstick shows you're a quart low on mustard. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
1137 You need mustard with a higher octane. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1138 I've got to stop shopping online 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
1139 You're down to only twenty packets. 1.3684 0.06702 95 69 17 9
1140 You need to add more ketchup 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1141 I’m going to go ahead and assume this isn’t a hybrid correct? 1.3684 0.06702 95 69 17 9
1142 Ma’am you’re a quart low on mustard. 1.3684 0.05325 114 77 32 5
1143 Ah, here's the problem. You're two quarts low on mustard. 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
1144 Trouble is, this is a dry mustard county. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1145 Sorry, but the inspection didn't cut the mustard. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1146 It's down a quart of mustard. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
1147 When was the last time you had your mustard checked? 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
1148 Yeah, it was a dog when you bought it and it’s still a dog. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
1149 I love a big weiner. 1.3678 0.07148 87 64 14 9
1150 The reduced-fat dogs run out of gas pretty quickly. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
1151 Your running about a quart low on mustard... 1.3675 0.05642 117 82 27 8
1152 The oil's OK, but your ketchup needs topping up. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1153 Down a pint of mustard, your ketchup needs changing and while we’re at it we’ll rotate your pickles. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
1154 Your fluid levels aren't cutting the mustard. 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
1155 It's a little low on meat. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
1156 Overcompensating? What are you implying? 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
1157 Ketchup good, mustard good but out of relish!!! 1.3670 0.04451 109 81 22 6
1158 I see what happened. You ordered 50 foot longs, not a 50-foot-long. 1.3667 0.06969 90 66 15 9
1159 It shows a quart low but I don't know if it is relish or mustard. 1.3667 0.05575 90 59 29 2
1160 We are more of a Nathan’s repair shop. But I can tell you you’re a quart low on mustard. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
1161 Our Chicago-style special is the best service package for your budget. 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
1162 No mustard. No ketchup. Did you expect this baby to run on relish alone? 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
1163 You’re low on ketchup, mustard, and relish. Want me to top her off with chopped onions? 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
1164 Your wiener has lost it's schnitzel, I mean sizzle. 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1165 Your buns are properly inflated, but your relish levels are a little low. Can I check your door to see if you use dill or sweet? 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
1166 And if you ask me why I'll say, 'cause your head gasket's DOA. 1.3654 0.05643 104 73 25 6
1167 Oscar Meyer needs this back by next Tuesday. 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
1168 You’re a quart low on dignity. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1169 Looks like the problem is your cholesterol level. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1170 No, it is not electric 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1171 Yeah it happens a lot. Just not enough lube on the wiener 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1172 Took a look under the hood. As I suspected, offal. 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
1173 Ketchup? Why would you put Ketchup on this? 1.3652 0.06338 115 86 16 13
1174 Here's your real problem - you drive a wiener. 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1175 You could use a fill up of mustard, a bit of sauerkraut and maybe a pickle or two 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1176 Says your nitrates are low. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1177 When was last time you had your mustard checked? 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1178 Yeah, I wanted a Winnebago but they only had the Weeniebago model left in stock 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1179 Your wife told us that your wiener has been breaking down a lot lately. 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
1180 Sorry, we're not legally allowed to sell mustard gas. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
1181 I've got French's in stock, but no Dijon. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1182 Your sauerkraut level’s fine, but you’re low on mustard. 1.3645 0.05695 107 72 27 6
1183 Just as I suspected, someone used ketchup instead of mustard. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1184 Cut down on the mustard and you won't have a gas problem 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1185 It's nothing serious. Just a quart low on mustard. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1186 Well, you're down about three gallons. You know the manufacturer recommends that at least once a year you use Grey Poupon on these 2021 models. 1.3644 0.05059 118 85 26 7
1187 I see this a lot with these new low fat models 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
1188 Better add a quart of yellow mustard. 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
1189 Be careful what you wish for. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1190 Let's just say I didn't buy this thing for the gas mileage. 1.3636 0.05868 88 59 26 3
1191 Well here's your problem: someone filled this with yellow mustard instead of Dijon. 1.3636 0.04785 110 78 27 5
1192 You have a slow mustard leak 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
1193 Are you sure you want to know what's in this thing? 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1194 Your mustard is down a quart, lady. 1.3630 0.04656 135 90 41 4
1195 Here’s the trouble. Someone’s been putting ketchup on it. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
1196 I’d say more, but I’ve already gotten in trouble for talkin’ about wieners and dipsticks. 1.3628 0.05971 113 84 18 11
1197 Yeah, you're out of gas.... some sauerkraut and you'll be on the road in no time 1.3628 0.06037 113 82 21 10
1198 Your best bet is to apply a jar of mustard and drive slowly 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
1199 Yeah I thought of getting one until I heard they're only available with the bunroof. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
1200 Mayo? Lady you're in the wrong town and I suggest you keep on driving. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
1201 What kind of a filling station do ya think we are? 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
1202 You're leaking mustard like nobody's business. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1203 Look this is an American wiener. It's just not built to run on dijon. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1204 I don’t relish telling you, but frankly it’s not even in the ballpark. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1205 A quart of mustard and you should be good to go. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
1206 15 miles/gallon of mustard isn't bad given the wind resistance. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
1207 Looks like you’re a quart low on pickle relish 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
1208 Your nitrate level is off the chart. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1209 regular or unloaded? 1.3619 0.06508 105 78 16 11
1210 I'm afraid something isn't kosher. 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
1211 The yellow mustard is a quart low. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1212 It's a hybrid. Gas and indigestion. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1213 now, you need to color the rest 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1214 Mam, there's been a recall on this outdated model. A vegan replacement should be with you in a matter of weeks. 1.3613 0.04733 119 85 28 6
1215 Sure I can fix it. I relish the opportunity. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
1216 The Boss says we're out of ethanol for your hot dog. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
1217 Always use name brand ketchup ma'am." 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
1218 The oil's okay, but you're down two gallons on the mustard. 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
1219 I'd say about six quarts of Heinz Yellow. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
1220 Yes, about finished. I just need to put the dipstick in your wiener. 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
1221 oil, ya know oil o.i.l. 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1222 Oil's okay but you're down a cup of mustard. 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
1223 ...and be careful. This doesn't handle as well as a hamburger. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1224 If you want better performance I’d add a quart of aioli and a splash of truffle oil. 1.3604 0.05245 111 82 22 7
1225 Looks like you need to have your mustard changed. 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1226 You’re low on condiments. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1227 As hot dog season heats up, I recommend you switch from Castrol 10W-40 to Heinz 57. 1.3600 0.05416 100 67 30 3
1228 Yep! Looks like you’re low on mustard 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1229 The website said discrete shipping 1.3600 0.06745 100 75 14 11
1230 You're low on gas. May I suggest adding some chili? 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
1231 I don't relish this job. 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
1232 Your mustard is way down. Fat and nitrates are ok. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
1233 You were using ketchup instead of mustard. 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
1234 I don’t relish this, but if want to catch-up, you need a quart of mustard. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1235 I'll tell you a secret. The reason this thing's still going after 85 years is because it only runs on biodiesel. But don't tell anyone I told you that. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1236 You’re about a quart low on mustard. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
1237 Welcome to Frank's garage. We're very specialized. 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
1238 Oh, oh; I see ketchup 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1239 You pulled in just in time! Lady, you are dangerously low on mustard 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
1240 I relish the opportunity to let you know that you are almost out of mustard! 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
1241 Topped up the mustard. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1242 Sir, you're two quarts low on mustard. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
1243 My bologna has a first name it's OSCAR, my bologna has a second name it's MAYER. I love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I'll say, cause Oscar Mayer has a way with BOLOGNA. Ok, I did it- now can you fill me up? 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1244 Hold the mayo. 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
1245 You’ve got enough left to embarrass your kids after school and your mother-in-law when you go over to her house. 1.3585 0.05717 106 77 22 7
1246 You are what you drive ! 1.3585 0.06593 106 80 14 12
1247 I’ll be frank: it ain’t goin’ any furter 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
1248 Something isn't kosher. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1249 They just don't make 'em like they used to 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1250 You need a quart of WD-jon. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1251 Sorry,someone put in ketchup! 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1252 Your mustard level is low. What grade do you take? 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1253 Wieners need a lot of lube. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
1254 Sometimes they respond better to mustard. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1255 No wonder you're having problems. You're low on Grey Poupon. 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
1256 10 minutes to cook it. 20 minutes to fill 'er up. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1257 Looks like you’re almost out of mustard and the relish could use a tune up. 1.3571 0.05664 98 70 23 5
1258 Sorry, your wienermobile is filled with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
1259 If the mustard prices continue to go up like this i will have to buy a burger 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
1260 Mustard gas? Yes, we do. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1261 We ran out of mustard. 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
1262 “I agree with you completely, ma’am. I too wish I were a competent mechanic. That is what I’d truly like to be. Because if I were a competent mechanic, everyone would be in love with me.” 1.3571 0.06369 84 61 17 6
1263 I don’t know German cars. But I do know it’s not a sandwich. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1264 I’ve got a case of mustard in the back, but I don’t have a filter for an ‘83 weinermobile. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1265 I’m sorry. We only service vegan vehicles. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1266 So you want tofu parts, it's gonna cost you extra. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1267 I see the problem. You put your ketchup in the mustard tank. 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
1268 When's the last time you had your mustard changed? 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
1269 Well here's your problem. Your dipstick is covered in corn meal. 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
1270 The dip stick indicates you need more mustard. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1271 Your fuel is ok, mustard's a little low, top it off? 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1272 I’m afraid you’re very low on mustard. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
1273 Frankly, you don't want to know. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
1274 Let me be frank,this thing is cooked. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1275 Lady, I've heard it before. Nobody wants to know what's actually in it. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1276 Well your mustard is a quart low, but I'm afraid the whole relish unit is shot! 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1277 Turns out the oily drips was mustard. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
1278 Well, I don't relish telling you this... 1.3559 0.05180 118 81 32 5
1279 About a gallon low on mustard. 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
1280 Do you have any Cholesterol 10w30 oil? I am about a quart low. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1281 Well when did you last clean your grill? 1.3558 0.06249 104 76 19 9
1282 It’s low. Shall I fill it with yellow, or Dijon? 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1283 It’s not a weeniebago, you can’t sleep in it. 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
1284 Quart of mustard low 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
1285 Relish, mustard, ketchup; good. You're down half quart of diced onions and kraut. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
1286 Would you like it topped off with regular or Dijon? 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1287 Just as I suspected. The mustard does nothing to reduce the carbon footprint. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1288 Sorry, we ran out of unleaded mustard. You want regular? 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1289 Your nitrates are a little low. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1290 It's Frank's Garage because I'm Frank. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1291 Here's the problem, you're using vegetable oil. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1292 Like I suspected, it’s running hot 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1293 Yeah it’s a just V8, but for some reason, the spark plugs only come in packs of 10. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1294 Ten thousand miles without an oil change?! That's a misdewiener. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
1295 You’re a quart low, but good luck finding ketchup here in Chicago. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1296 Why don't you upgrade to a burger ? 1.3545 0.06272 110 82 17 11
1297 French's or Guldens? 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1298 Who puts ketchup in their hotdog? 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
1299 So,what exactly do you mean by “rear-ended”? 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1300 It looks like you bought a lemon. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1301 See how the relish turned brown. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1302 Fill up or ketchup? 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1303 Your mustard is fine, but you're about two quarts low on relish. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1304 You know what they say, never build a bus while hungry. 1.3540 0.05171 113 79 29 5
1305 Let’s see Joey Chestnut eat this in 10 minutes…. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1306 It says here, ma'am, you ordered a hot dog to go? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1307 We're all trying to find the guy who did this 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1308 The cholesterol is high. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1309 I’ve taken a look, and I don’t relish giving you the bad news 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1310 Wurst day ever! 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1311 You are low on all the condiments. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
1312 It needs a new mustard filter, and it wouldn't hurt to top off the chopped onion while we're at it. 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
1313 Classic blunder. They used ketchup instead of mustard. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
1314 I told you, mustard only, no ketchup. 1.3534 0.05303 116 83 26 7
1315 You called Uber Eats. What did you expect? 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
1316 To improve output, I would switch to Grey Poupon. 1.3529 0.05145 119 82 32 5
1317 Let me be perfectly frank. Your oil level is fine but you're a little weird. 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1318 Trust me, you don't want to know what's under the hood. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1319 You need three quarts of mustard . 1.3529 0.05145 119 82 32 5
1320 Classic Wienermobile: bun overheats, drips ketchup like a sieve, and a bitch to parallel park. 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1321 I can add either mustard or ketchup..it's up to you. Most people with this model choose mustard. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
1322 This is not Nathans 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1323 You're down a quart of yellow mustard. 1.3525 0.05063 122 92 21 9
1324 Do you take Heinz or Hunts? 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1325 Just a couple quarts of relish and she’ll be right as rain… 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1326 OM calibrates the engines in these early Wieners to run on Heinz57 for peak performance. Try to save a buck squeezing a few bottles of Hunt's in, and you only pay for it later. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1327 I have no idea. This is a Pixie Stick. 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
1328 I spell it O-S-C-A-R is E-M-P-T-Y 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
1329 Your mustard and ketchup are fine, it’s your oversized Oscar Mayer wiener. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1330 Your bun to dog ratio seems to be a bit off. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1331 Plenty of fuel. But you're low on relish. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1332 Your Down a Quart of Condiments 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1333 Yes, it's GMO. 1.3516 0.05715 91 62 26 3
1334 This thing is low on Dijon again! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1335 You need a quart. Will that be Yellow,Spicy Brown of Dijon? 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1336 Yep, just checking the nitrate level. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
1337 You’re a little low on the mustard. 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1338 Your relish is okay, but your mustard is down a quart. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1339 You should top off the ketchup before you get to Coney Island. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1340 All I got during quarantine was a Peloton. 1.3506 0.07341 77 57 13 7
1341 Your mustard is down by a quart. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1342 There are signs of mustard in the sauerkraut. Let's hope it's not a blown head gasket. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1343 Your carburetor is clogged with cholesterol. 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
1344 You are down a quart of mustard." 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
1345 Mystery solved: someone’s been replacing mustard with ketchup.” 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1346 Well,if I was you I'd have gone with a German made sausage." 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1347 It'll be around $500, including condiments. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1348 I'll fix it, but it won't be with relish. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1349 You're about a quart low on slaw. 1.3500 0.05389 100 68 29 3
1350 ' It won't give you gas." 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1351 Turns out, you need a mustard change. 1.3494 0.06045 83 57 23 3
1352 Do you really want to know what's in it? 1.3494 0.05796 83 56 25 2
1353 20 mpg? You aren't even in the ballpark, Frank. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1354 Well, it’s about a quart low on mustard, but your real problem is that the relish pump is shot. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1355 This is not what I meant when I said I like large dogs 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1356 You'd get more mileage out of the spicy mustard. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1357 It's as I feared. It just ain't cuttin' the mustard. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1358 Looks like you are low on bacon fat! 1.3488 0.05910 86 59 24 3
1359 It needs oil. And mustard. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1360 I'm from Germany, I drive on the auto-bun. 1.3488 0.05910 86 59 24 3
1361 Looks like some bonehead used ketchup. We'll have to flush her and top off with mustard before she'll run again. 1.3486 0.05433 109 76 28 5
1362 We see this a lot with this model. Your oil is leaking a little, but your main problem is your trans fat level - it’s off the charts and clogging your ignition.” 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1363 Well, it was never designed to run on vegan hot dogs. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1364 It looks like you need 10 quarts of Gulden's 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1365 I’ll be frank. I don’t relish telling you this, but you’re in a pickle. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1366 I’m afraid I don’t have enough packets to help you. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1367 I'll need to call the stockyard to order the part. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1368 It’s entirely constructed from spare parts. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1369 Will that be regular or Kosher? 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1370 Do you know where I can buy 100 gallons of mustard? I 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1371 You’ve got zero trans-fats. 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
1372 We got falafels. Five kinds. No hot dogs. Why would we sell hot dogs? 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
1373 Ketchup? What kind of person are you? 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
1374 I ordered it "to go." 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1375 It really wasn't designed to run on low-fat. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1376 Ketchup, check. Mustard, check. Relish, check. That'll be $850.39 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1377 The good news is that your gas tank is full. The bad news is that it is full of mustard. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
1378 We'll change out your nitrates and top up your sodium and you should be good to go! 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1379 No, former politician Anthony Weiner is not the driver. 1.3474 0.06820 95 72 13 10
1380 You put ketchup, instead of mustard in the condiment converter. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1381 Mustard is down a quart, Ketchup is good for another 1,000 miles. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1382 actual meat content down two quarts. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
1383 Well I know it looks like a hot dog, but you can’t put mustard into the fuel tank 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1384 Yes, I am a cyclops but at least I don’t drive the wiener-mobile” 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1385 You’ll need a gift receipt, if you want to exchange it for a bookmobile. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
1386 Ketchup? Problem is, you’re using the wrong condiment. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1387 You shouldn't be using synthetic mustard. 1.3469 0.05250 98 66 30 2
1388 Sorry ma’am we only have 87 octane. 57 octane doesn’t exist. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1389 Sorry, ma’am. You’re gonna need The Works. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1390 I want say you're down a quart of mustard, but everyone is going to say that. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1391 Your preservatives are low. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1392 We are very low on mustard> 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
1393 You're dangerously low on real meat. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1394 Never seen anyone this low on condiments 1.3462 0.05749 130 98 19 13
1395 I'll top off the sodium erythorbate and you'll be running in the pink again. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1396 I'm resisting the temptation to make a condiment joke in the wurst way 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1397 It's low on mustard, ma'am. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
1398 A trans fat oil check is gonna cost ya 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1399 All the other rental cars were taken. 1.3457 0.07487 81 62 10 9
1400 You’re a quart low on mustard, you’ve got mice in your ketchup and you need more relish in the condiments compartment. Other than that, it’s kosher. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1401 You shouldn't call this fast food anymore. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1402 Down a quart of relish, and you need a mustard change. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1403 Your sauerkraut needs changing -- it's a Chicago dog, after all. 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
1404 It needs fuel all right, but we don't have any mustard gas. 1.3452 0.07084 84 63 13 8
1405 It was the last rental they had 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
1406 I'll top off the mustard for you... it's a bit low. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1407 Careful when filling up next time, ma'am. This thing only takes Heinz. 1.3451 0.04912 113 84 22 7
1408 Nobody knows what's in these things. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1409 Fill 'er up with high-test brown mustard?" 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
1410 Oh my God! Someone put ketchup in it instead of mustard! 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1411 You don't wanna know what's in it. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1412 Looks like you're running a little low on subtlety. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1413 For this vehicle I'd recommend Heinz 57 Synthetic for Summer driving 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
1414 Lady, you don’t need a gas station, you need a fast food joint! 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
1415 Yeah, looks like you're due for a mustard change. 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1416 You need to drive more salads. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1417 Your levels look like they're right in the ballpark. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1418 You don't want to know what this engine is made of. 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1419 Mustard checks out as full. 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1420 I relish checking the oil. 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1421 Now see here, ordinary vehicles just don't agree with me. 1.3441 0.05821 93 68 21 4
1422 The sauerkraut level is low but the mustard and onions seem okay 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1423 This is my first time working on a wiener…. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1424 Ma'am, I tell Mr. Peanut the same thing... Oils are about the same, if you keep them above this little line..... 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1425 There's some mustard on this dip-stick...oh wait, that's normal... 1.3441 0.06921 93 71 12 10
1426 Synthetic’s not greasy enough— you gotta beef it up.” 1.3441 0.04044 93 73 15 5
1427 About a quart low on mustard. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1428 'So I suppose you didn't order last weeks giant ketchup bottle either...' 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1429 The mustard is a bit low. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1430 Sorry, ma'am, we'll have to replace the whole bun. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1431 Looks like you're about a quart low on mustard. Yellow or Brown? 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1432 I see you've been using ketchup when you should only ever be using mustard. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1433 Just need to top up the cholesterol and you should be good to go! 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1434 It's a common problem, they make these things with the worst parts. 1.3434 0.05861 99 73 19 7
1435 Who cut the mustard? 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1436 It's just not made to do doughnuts... 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1437 In this case, size does matter. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1438 When we told you not to put ketchup on it, ma’am, we weren’t kidding. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1439 Good thing you stopped in when you did! You were really low on mustard… 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1440 No mam, you're just running low on ketchup. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1441 Looks like your mustard is way past its sell-by date. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1442 Just what I suspected—mustard. You know this thing takes ketchup, right? 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1443 This here says your oil is good,but you’re down a quart of mustard. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1444 $99.99 - only on Amazon 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
1445 Hot dog! You are in a pickle. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1446 Step one: add relish. 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1447 Well, I don’t relish telling you, but you’ve got a mustard leak. 1.3423 0.06204 111 84 16 11
1448 I don't relish this. We're down a quart of mustard. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1449 Mustard's low. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1450 And that's when I found out that 'food trucks' aren't supposed to be made OF food. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
1451 I told you you'd be back here if you didn't start using premium mustard. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1452 It appears to be filled with some unknown substance. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1453 We said the picture was not to scale. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1454 All the other cars were sold out. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1455 I’d top off the mustard… just to be safe 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1456 You need a gallon of saturated fat and a pint of mustard. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1457 Well, I just got really tired of all the jokes about my Kale car. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1458 A lotta guys driving this model are usually compensating for the size of their wiener. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1459 Doggonit, low on mustard again 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1460 There's the problem - your mustard is a quart low. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
1461 It’s a hot dog time machine 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1462 I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner technician. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1463 What did you think I meant when I said I wanted you to ride my wiener? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1464 I'm gonna need to ask a higher authority. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1465 Says you're a quart low. Do you prefer Dijon or Honey Mustard? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1466 Looks like you're running a little low on mustard. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1467 No, it's got plenty of oil. It's probably the nitrites and nitrates that are gumming up the works. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1468 It should be all right as long as you don't take it to the ball park anymore. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1469 Don’t drive like a hot dog and you’ll be fine. 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1470 You’re using Dijon??? These things run Yellow mustard only! 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1471 Yes, you can ride but it's low on mustard right now. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1472 Someone mixed ketchup with the mustard. we have to rebuild the engine 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1473 It’s times like these you absolutely need to know how the sausage is made. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1474 Hmmmm looks like you’re low on nutrients and critically high on sodium. 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
1475 That's what you get for putting ketchup on a hot dog. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
1476 The pickles are shot, the mustard needs changing, the bun is crusty, and the meat has gone bad. We’re looking at a full day service appointment, but I’m booked for the next few months plus there are supply shortages... 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1477 You know, your mechanic has a first name too. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1478 Wow I can’t believe you got this far. You’re seriously low on mustard. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1479 You wouldn’t believe how much mustard I go through. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1480 If you’re going to hot dog it around town, you had better check your oil more often. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1481 You're gonna have to leave it overnight. Are there any condiments I should be aware of? 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1482 Ketchup and Relish are ok. You need 2 quarts of mustard. Will that be cash or charge? 1.3394 0.05249 109 76 29 4
1483 She’s a bit low on mustard, but the relish looks okay. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1484 Your Mustard is dangerously low. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1485 Cop said my tail bite was out. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1486 Needs a top up and you'll probably get some gas 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1487 Yup,it looks like you leaking ketchup. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1488 So . . . you paid that much because the seller told you this would be the new NASCAR design? 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1489 Sure, your LDL is up, but I like a food truck that isn't afraid to use 10w30 lard. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1490 Yep, it’s running low on testosterone. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1491 Usually I’d say you need 10W30, but this beast seems to run on boiling water. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1492 You're low on mustard. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1493 It seems the American favorite didn’t like that Grey Poupon. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1494 It's low on carcinogens. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1495 Sorry we're out of dijon and regular but we do have spicey. Should I fill it up? 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1496 Just as I thought... dry bun. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1497 No ma’am, it’s not a weenie-bago 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1498 Where do I put the Mustard in and ... how do I refill the Onions and the Relish. Don't even ask me about the pickle. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1499 I'm afraid you're a quart short on your mustard. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1500 No, Ma'am, it's not a Jewish space laser. 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
1501 You're low on mustard, and your ketchup needs topping off. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1502 I'm afraid you need the Mayo clinic 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
1503 Next time, no mustard. 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
1504 I know what it looks like, but you still can't use ketchup instead of oil. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1505 The mustard, the mustard. Ya gotta check the mustard. You get outta town without it and it's all over. 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1506 I mean, it's just just my opinion, but this level of saturated fat isn't going to keep those buns moving. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1507 It looks like someone used ketchup. 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1508 I don’t WHY the last guy used ketchup. Ruins everything. 1.3370 0.05190 92 69 18 5
1509 When's the last time you changed your mustard." 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1510 These older models just can't cut the mustard anymore. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1511 Yeah, that's the problem with these new fat-free sausages. 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1512 Two quarts of bacon grease should do the trick. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1513 Another five miles and you would have been toast. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1514 You might have better luck with a nutritionist. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1515 Ma’am, didn’t you see the no dogs allowed sign over there? 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1516 Looks like your wiener's got a small leak. 1.3367 0.06478 98 74 15 9
1517 Before a valve sticks, take it to Statin Island. 1.3367 0.06638 98 75 13 10
1518 Yup, you right, somethin' ain't kosher. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1519 Just as I thought: You're dripping mustard. Shall I check the catsup too? 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1520 You are right, you are low on mustard. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1521 I topped off the ketchup, but you're three quarts low on spicy mustard. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1522 Well, Ma’am, you’re down about a quart of sauerkraut... 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1523 It’s down a quart. Do you want Dijon or yellow? 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
1524 What kind of mustard have you been putting in this thing? 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
1525 As I expected, you are running low on sauerkraut, mustard, and especially relish. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1526 Ketchup' s a quart low. 1.3362 0.05399 116 86 22 8
1527 Not to worry. Two quarts of nitrites will fix 'er right up. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1528 Yes..but you will never lose it at Walmart. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1529 Well, no wonder! Someone slipped a quart of ketchup into your wiener mobile. Frankly, I’m amazed you got this far! 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1530 Let's check the grill. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1531 Have you tried a urologist? 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1532 I don't relish having to tell you this,..." 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1533 I’ve topped off your relish, but you should be sure to check it every 3000 buns. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1534 Yes ma’am, it’s definitely low in saturated oil. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1535 I don’t relish telling you that you’re down a quart of . . . 1.3333 0.05141 75 56 16 3
1536 Your mustard needs a change, there's relish bits in the crankcase, and your casing's grill marks are worn. You could rent a loaner at the pushcart down the street. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1537 Phallic? An oil stick? 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1538 Looks like your Weiner needs oiling 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1539 To get started, I need to know if your car has a first name. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
1540 The dipstick doesn't lie, you are dangerously low on originality. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1541 That's be $35. You took a gallon of mustard. No charge for the relish and onions. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1542 Your mustard level is way down. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
1543 Yes, we’re really cooking with gas now. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1544 well there’s your problem, ketchup’s no good in this thing! What you need is the mustard. 1.3333 0.06255 72 50 20 2
1545 I’ve checked the levels of your mustard, ketchup, and relish; their all fine. But, it’s running a little chilli. I’ll have to run some further taste tests!! 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1546 Hmm, something's not Kosher. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1547 I relish these old classics” 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1548 Refresh the onions, this Old Dog is passing gas. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1549 What did you expect when I told you I had a hotdog truck? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1550 Fill 'er up with condiments please. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1551 ‘“It was down about a quart in mustard and I topped off the relish.” 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1552 She’ll smoke less on avocado oil. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1553 I'm afraid you left your dog in the car too long and it got overheated. 1.3333 0.06723 93 71 13 9
1554 Yep...you're after Branson and Bezos. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1555 Might want to consider switching over to a non-cabbabage based condiment next kraut change 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1556 Low carbs. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
1557 Looks like you've been over- oiling your Weiner. 1.3333 0.05826 84 61 19 4
1558 Lucky for you, this is a full service condiment station." 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1559 Using Biofuel or Ethanol in Wienermobiles is a common mistake. We recommend Lard or Duck Fat. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1560 Got a ham radio? 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1561 As expected. Way low on mustard. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
1562 Looks like it was left in the boiling heat for too long. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1563 Oh...here is your problem. You used ketchup instead of mustard. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1564 We've been seeing this a lot lately. Your relish converter was stolen. 1.3333 0.05584 87 63 21 3
1565 Don’t worry, you can catch up with the parade after I change the mustard. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1566 This is Chicago, Ma'am. We NEVER put ketchup in a hot dog. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1567 Your only problem now is finding a restaurant in town with 50 gallons of chili on hand. 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
1568 Your pickle relish is about a quart low. 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1569 I hear what you’re saying, but I really only work on sandwiches 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1570 I misread it as „Winner Mobile“. 1.3333 0.04889 84 62 19 3
1571 Yes Ma’am, we had run out of cars, but here’s a free vehicle that we owe you for getting vaccinated, the government thanks you! 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1572 Well... it looks like you're a three mustard packets low. 1.3306 0.04894 121 87 29 5
1573 Yep, there's your problem, someone put ketchup in the tank. Chicago dogs only take mustard. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1574 Found your problem. Did you add ketchup instead of mustard? 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1575 When did you last check the cholesterol? 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
1576 Unless we top off the mustard, you'll never catch up. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1577 Somebody was putting ketchup in here….. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1578 This isn't good. You've been substituting dijon for classic yellow. 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
1579 Hasn't anyone ever told you to change the mustard every three thousand miles? 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
1580 Your motor is cooked. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
1581 It’s self driving AND edible—better than anything else on the road! 1.3301 0.05753 103 77 19 7
1582 If you'll just sign here Mrs. Nathan, it's yours" 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1583 Your cholesterol is high. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1584 What'll it be - WD 40 or Heinz 57? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1585 Looks like you're going to have to cut the mustard. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1586 Personally,if it was me,I'd just get a regular van and paint I'm Joey Chestnut on the side. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1587 You need to check your poly-unsaturated oil more frequently.... 1.3298 0.05324 94 65 27 2
1588 It depends whether you are going to Chicago or New York? 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1589 Looks like your relish is a little low... 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1590 Your ketchup levels are extremely low. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1591 Too many food trucks actually only look like trucks 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1592 You’re down two quarts of spicy brown and you’re also low on pickle relish 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1593 Look like you’re down a quart of Dijon. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1594 Of course it doesn't run on mayonnaise. This is a hot dog car. Mustard and ketchup only. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1595 You’re down a quart of chili. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1596 Your dog is hot. 1.3297 0.06261 91 66 18 6
1597 So, the mechanic said your overheating problem is because of the faulty grill? 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1598 We get a lot of this ma’am. Your condiment filter is clogged “ 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1599 You're critically low on mustard. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1600 I suggest you switch to a lower grade ketchup. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1601 You're right. Putting paid advertising on your vehicle would ruin its dignified appearance. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1602 You seem to be two quarts low in mustard! 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1603 Our 6 part service will check your ketchup, mustard, relish, onion, cheese, and celery salt. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1604 Your relish is running a little low. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1605 For the last time, it's not a sandwich! 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1606 Compensating for something? What do you mean? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1607 I think I found the missing mustard... 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
1608 Looks like someone filled her up last time with Heinz, but this model calls for Grey Poupon. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1609 Looks like your mustard is a quart low. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1610 Your oil is low, and your cholesterol is through the roof. 1.3294 0.06565 85 62 16 6
1611 Uh oh, this doesn't look kosher. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1612 Until this very minute, I had no idea how hot dogs were made. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1613 There must be a leak in the pickle relish. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1614 Honestly, not the biggest wiener I've seen out at this truckstop. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1615 These BMWs (Bavarian Motor Weiners) require sauerkraut 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1616 The wurst case of battery failure I've ever seen! 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1617 When was the last time you changed the mayo? 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1618 Your carbs and nitrates are fine. A little low on the mustard, though. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1619 I think I found the problem. You're running low on nitrates. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1620 Sorry, but we only cater to foot longs around here. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1621 Your oil level looks good but your triglycerides are sky high. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1622 To be perfectly Frank, everything looks Kosher to me. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
1623 These German-made campers are the wurst. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
1624 We provide gas on the way out. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1625 Well, yeah, I guess Elon really is trying to appeal to the libertarian crowd. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1626 We recommend polyunsaturated for better lifetime mileage. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1627 Ugh, looks like someone added ketchup 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1628 Wow, broken down six times this week, you must be on a roll. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1629 What were you thinking, driving through Chicago with ketchup on your dog? 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1630 Looks like your oil is fine, but you are down a quart of mustard 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1631 The bun is a little dry 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1632 Mustard looks good. But you are low on ketchup 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1633 Next time make sure you fill her up with high octane condiments. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1634 It's 27 feet, but less in winter. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1635 It's a weeny low on mustard! 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1636 Why? Well it was either this or buy a pickup truck. 1.3265 0.04418 98 74 20 4
1637 You seem to be a quart low on catsup. 1.3265 0.04977 98 67 30 1
1638 You aren’t the first woman to tell me my wiener is too big for them, and you won’t be the last! 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1639 It needs a mustard change 1.3263 0.04083 95 69 25 1
1640 The chorizo is too strong for your vehicle, you have to switch. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1641 You really mustard to take care of this dog better if you expect him to ketchup with those new sprinter vans. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1642 You're one quart low. Dijon or yellow? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1643 Five gallons of mustard should be enough. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1644 The oil level is fine and if you try a mustard joke, I’ll stab you with this dipstick.” 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1645 You’re low on oil but your nitrate levels are just fine! 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1646 This is the wurst. Someone tried to add ketchup. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1647 Your cholesterol is about a quart low 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1648 Next time you need to stop right away when the check wiener light comes on. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1649 If you bought it with the ‘works’ it woulda worked 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1650 You're down a quart. Whole grain or yellow? 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1651 I'm sorry Miss, the wiener still works, but the bun must be replaced. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1652 Could use a quart of ketchup. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1653 Your weenie is on the fritz. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1654 There's ketchup in your mustard. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1655 Well it’s a bit ironic because normally I give the vehicles gas. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1656 Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup in an engine. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1657 You're from Chicago and still put ketchup in your hotdog?! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1658 Your ketchup level's fine, but you're a quart low on mustard. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1659 Your very low on actual meat. 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
1660 I'm no hot-dog mechanic, lady, but I'd say this puppy is done. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1661 30 feet of fiber glass and still more nutritional value than your average dog. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1662 Time to top off your nitrate level. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1663 Well ma'am as I suspected you're about a quart low on mustard. 1.3258 0.05246 89 63 24 2
1664 Wow. Must be a real grease-guzzler! 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1665 I recommend upgrading to Heinz. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1666 Dijon or grainy? 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1667 You're down two quarts of yellow mustard. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1668 I could add toppings for only a small additional fee 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1669 Looks like you need to change the mustard 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1670 Saturated or unsaturated? 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1671 I’m afraid there is an issue with your wiener 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1672 Look see here’s your trouble, you’re a whole quart o’mustard low in this baby. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1673 They used the wrong mustard. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1674 The bad news is we have to take it in for repairs. The good news is we have a hamburger car you can borrow. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1675 Oscar Meyer went MIA as soon as the Weenier Mobile broke down. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1676 Ma’am, the sign says full service not grill service. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1677 I topped off the ketchup, but you’ll want to come back in a month for the mustard. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1678 Thank you for not bringing up the usual Freudian jokes. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
1679 Bad news: You got a mustard leak. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1680 The issue with these is always the gas. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1681 Unfortunately, we only specialize in sandwich vehicles, you’ll have to go across the street to Nathan’s 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1682 Next fill up, hold the mustard. 1.3246 0.04905 114 80 31 3
1683 These new gluten-free bun models have had a lot of problems...have you been using premium mustard? 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1684 You're about a quart low on your yellow mustard 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
1685 You're down a cup of mustard. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1686 You're out of oil, but you'll have plenty of gas soon enough. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1687 Your oil's fine, but you're running low on mustard. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1688 See the problem is you’re not running your engine at an internal temperature of at least 170 degrees. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1689 It does contain artificial colors.” 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1690 Have you been hotdogging around in this thing? 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1691 I don’t relish having to tell you this but frankly, the ketchup was a bad idea. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1692 Listen lady. Says right here it doesn’t include condiments. 1.3235 0.05243 102 72 27 3
1693 The mustard, relish, and ketchup are no problem, but my supplier can't deliver the grilled onions for two days. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1694 You're gonna need a larger toothpick. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1695 Your ketchup and mustard levels are OK but your kraut is a little low. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1696 Nice to see this still on the road... I always did like the Subaru Brat. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1697 Wow, water needs changing too! Frankly, you're on a roll. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1698 It's a little low on mustard and relish. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1699 Sauerkraut, onions, all good. The horseradish was a little low is all... 1.3228 0.04090 127 93 31 3
1700 The oil and phallic imagery are fine, but you are very low on nutrition and taste. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1701 I can't make quick trips with it. The cops always seem to ketchup. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1702 Sometimes this toothpick in the right place does it. 1.3226 0.05753 93 69 19 5
1703 I topped it off with mustard oil. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1704 It doesn't look good. How long has the "Low Mustard" light " been on? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1705 You need to change the oil, cholesterol is too high" 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1706 You’re low on relish and you need to change your sauerkraut. Mustard gas is cheap but it’ll make your engine cough. So, how about a tank of our premium ketchup? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1707 Saturated fats are just about a quart low. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1708 You're down 2 quarts of mustard. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1709 I'll need ten gallons of gas, and three quarts of mustard. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1710 To be frank, Frank, your frank's tank could use a drank. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1711 Oil's fine; but we ought to do something about your nitrites. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1712 Yep, just mustard. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1713 You know you're using mustard, right? 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1714 Definitely does not belong to Former 45 ! 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1715 Looks like your down two quarts of mustard. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1716 Yep, you could use a top-off. Does she take mustard or ketchup? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1717 You could try a mechanic, but I’d call the health department. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1718 The fries left about half an hour ago, if you want to ketchup. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1719 Low on Mustard, needs about 5 gallons. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1720 Another quart of onions should get you there on fumes. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1721 You're OK on mustard, but you are a quart low on ketchup 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1722 Using ketchup just ain’t kosher, Lady. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1723 You've gotta stop using this generic ketchup! 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1724 Your ketchup's ok, but you need a quart of mustard. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1725 You’re a little low on Dijon. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1726 Your oil is just a teenie weenie bit low.. 1.3214 0.07016 84 65 11 8
1727 Your mustard/ketchup ratio is way off! 1.3214 0.05126 84 57 27 0
1728 She's a bit low on oil and coolant, and could definitely use some condiments. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1729 I don’t relish the pickle you’re in. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1730 Sorry we’re out of mustard and oinions 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1731 You're buns are soggy and your relish is low. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1732 You're a little low on trans fat. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1733 Would you like me to add a quart of ketchup? 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1734 It says you’re low on mustard. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1735 We are delivering hot dogs to Joey Chestnut. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1736 You're low on pork. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1737 You need 6 quarts of oil; 5000 French fries and 12 gallons of mustard. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1738 The onions are fine, but you're two quarts low on relish. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1739 Who put ketchup in here? 1.3204 0.05202 103 73 27 3
1740 Oil is OK, but you're a little low on mustard. 1.3204 0.05724 103 78 18 7
1741 Would you prefer your diggity hot or extra hot? 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1742 No, the grey poupon level is fine. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1743 Sorry, it’s company policy not to discuss each other’s wieners. 1.3200 0.06198 75 56 15 4
1744 Listen and repeat: "Das ist mir Wurst!" 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1745 You don't want to know what I found on the inside! 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1746 ‘Bout a Gallon low on Mustard Son.... that’s mighty dangerous. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1747 You know you don't want it to look like mustard here, right? 1.3196 0.05191 97 70 24 3
1748 Your relish is OK, but you're down 50 gallons of mustard. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1749 I think you're down eight quarts of mustard. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1750 You have to use premium mustard. 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
1751 Here’s your problem. Some put in Dijon the last time. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1752 You're a quart low on mustard. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1753 The original food truck 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1754 I don't relish telling you this, but your dog is not so hot. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1755 Size doesn't matter, ma'am 1.3194 0.05876 72 50 21 1
1756 Your truck's cholesterol level is too high. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1757 You have relish clogging your carburetor. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1758 Top off your toppings ma'am? 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1759 I don't see anything organic. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1760 Depends. Is this here Dijon - or did it start out as yellow? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1761 Nitrates are low. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1762 My only beef is its poor handling. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1763 It needs a gallon of mustard. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1764 Frankly, not surprised you broke down. These things are pretty much made with leftover parts you know. 1.3187 0.06790 91 71 11 9
1765 You know, a vehicle like this has a huge car-bun footprint. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
1766 Nobody really knows what these things are made of. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1767 Looks like you are down 2 quarts of mustard. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1768 Yep…nothing but lips and assholes 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1769 I topped up your relish. You’re a quart low on mustard. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1770 Your condiment level is low 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1771 Is this one of those new electric models by Elon Mustard? 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
1772 Looks to me like you forgot the mustard. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1773 Keeping this model maintained sure ain't no picnic. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1774 I’d like to help you but we only work on imports and this is an All American Hot Dog 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1775 With the current chip shortage we’ll need to use fries to get her back up and running. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1776 Big problems; there's catsup seeping into your mustard reservoir. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1777 It says your running low on ketchup 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1778 The relish is OK but you're running a quart low on mustard 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1779 Manual says it comes with its own gas. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1780 It's not cutting the mustard. 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
1781 Lucky dog, you just got the last rental in town. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1782 Unlike a french fry truck, you really must change the oil once in a while. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1783 This is my personal vehicle ma’am, and I’m not sure what you mean by “compensating.” 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1784 Ma'am, I'm sorry. There's just no more fight in this dawg. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1785 No, not cooking oil. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1786 I found the problem, ma’am. Someone put catsup on your hot dog. 1.3163 0.05349 98 72 22 4
1787 My only suggestion would be a bit more subtlety when overcompensating, sir. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1788 Yep, it looks like we need to change the mustard. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
1789 Catsup was never meant to be put on a hot dog. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
1790 Needs more mustard. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1791 Yeah, you're gonna need a new catalytic frankfurter. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1792 It does seem like you used a little too much oil. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1793 I’ve measured a lot of wieners . This takes the cake. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1794 It no longer wishes to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1795 Mustard's good. Ketchup's a quart down. Chili seems to be running a little hot. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1796 A quärt low on mustard and ketchup. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1797 We're down a quart of mustard. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1798 I’m sorry. It looks like you’re low on mustard 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1799 Have you been putting ketchup in your mustard tank? 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1800 Your low on mustard , and we are all out…and I don’t relish your alternative 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1801 not a whole lot we can do, the engine's completely toast. 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1802 When’s the last time you changed the relish? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1803 Well, you’re certainly not low on additives. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1804 The sign says no 'dogs' on premises. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1805 Your seat is 3B--between Elon Musk and Oscar Meyer. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1806 You're low a quart of mustard. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1807 Oh I can fix it, but you'll need to sing that little jingle first! 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1808 Frankly, I'm not quite sure how you made it this far. The tank is full of mustard. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1809 It's Dog Friendly! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1810 Do you want mustard or ketchup? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1811 There's a joke about relish here, you know... 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1812 Your condiments need to be topped off. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1813 No, I definitely said we can fix hot rods. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1814 You’re definitely going to need more mustard if you plan to take this thing on a trip. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1815 It needs lower ethanol fuel ma'am, it's not a corn dog. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1816 Okay,if you cut the mustard by this much,your knockwurst will knock less. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1817 And just like that, with a short drive to a service station and simple check of his dipstick, it was with true humility, subtlety and grace, that Anthony Weiner announced his return to the political theatre, and candidacy for Mayor. 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1818 Yellow is cheaper, but Dijon is more pungent 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1819 I've repaired some junkers, but you really brat the wurst. 1.3143 0.07760 70 55 8 7
1820 You're down three quarts sodium and one quart fat. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1821 You're right, she's a quart low. Do you want yellow mustard or stoneground? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1822 Sir are you aware that you’re driving a giant hotdog on wheels? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1823 Sorry, Ma'am, it looks like you've run out of mustard. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1824 The vehicle is a quart low on mustard. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1825 I think you are running a little low on mustard. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1826 The dimensions were listed on the Amazon page ma’m 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1827 Ooohhh...ketchup level low...this not be cheap." 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1828 Believe me, lady...you really don't want to know what's in there. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1829 This is Joey Chestnut’s preferred method of transportation 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
1830 If you push her hard enough, you can make Coney Island by sundown. 1.3134 0.05710 67 46 21 0
1831 Yep, mustard's a little low. Are you using Dijon or French's? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1832 It looks like you're down a quart of mustard. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1833 Yeah I owned one of these, then Joey Chestnut moved in next door. 1.3133 0.06043 83 65 12 6
1834 Yellow is fine, grey is just for those luxury models. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1835 Your dignity is down a quart. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1836 It looks like you’re a little low on judgement. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1837 I don't relish telling you this. It's the wurst news possible. You're in quite a pickle now. Someone topped you up with ketchup, not mustard. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1838 I reckon ya'll have some trouble findin' Heinz 57 'round here. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1839 I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a look under the bun 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1840 Mustard's low, ketchup, onions, and sauerkraut okay 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1841 We're experimenting with color. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1842 You'll have to ask the CEO, Elon Mustard. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1843 Yup, it’s time to change the mustard. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1844 The mustard checks out fine. The ketchup's a little low, though. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1845 Looks like your mustard is running a bit hot 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1846 It appears that you've got mustard leaking into your crankcase. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1847 In this contest,no one knows you are a dog 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1848 I'm afraid this one's vegan, and it requires a totally different fuel. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1849 Good thing you stopped to check. It's broiling today. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1850 You’re low one quart of mustard. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1851 I'm sorry, Mrs Jones, but it'll take six weeks for a new bratwurst to get here from Germany" 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1852 No, it's not a symbol of a mid-life crisis! I bought it so you'd fall in love with me! 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1853 All the RVs were sold out. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1854 I see: you're a little low on ketchup. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1855 Yep,your mustard is down a quart and a half. But I'm out of Dijon. 1.3118 0.05716 93 71 18 4
1856 I always wanted to take a look under the bun of one of these. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1857 We're ok with petrol, but we'll take six gallons of mustard if you have it. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1858 The mileage on this thing is just the wurst 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1859 Sauerkraut in the fuel line! Have you been parking near Yankee Stadium? 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1860 Mam, please use the proper terminology, it's really just a hot dog 1.3118 0.05716 93 71 17 5
1861 I wonder what he is compensating for? 1.3118 0.05917 93 71 16 6
1862 Your at least 3 quarts of mustard down 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1863 It could use a little mustard. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1864 You lucked out. A foot longer and I wouldn’t be able to help you. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1865 Frankly? It’s cooked. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1866 You're a bit low on mustard. Does it take hot or mild? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1867 Sorry ma’am, we don’t have any Lamborghini’s in the lot, but we do have this Lamborweenie! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1868 What can I say? I’ve always had a thing for fast food. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1869 Here's the problem.... You should be using Premium German Mustard in your high performance Weinermobile. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1870 See, you've got deli mustard in your yellow tank... 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1871 I just need to check the oil 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1872 Seems you gave it a little too much mustard 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1873 I topped off your mustard — that’ll be $734. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1874 You're a quart low on nitrates. 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
1875 You'll need to replace the mustard oil in about 3,000 bites. 1.3111 0.04778 90 66 22 2
1876 No wonder it won't start, you're two squirts low on mustard. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1877 The sauerkraut level is fine but you’re down two quarts on your mustard. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1878 Unfortunately sir, these weinermobiles are engineered to run on 10 quarts of oil but the tank only holds 8 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1879 Sauerkraut is fine but you need a quart of mustard 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1880 Clearly, you’re low on mustard. 1.3109 0.04736 119 84 30 3
1881 The problem here is, you're driving a Chicago Style Dog and someone's topped it up with Ketchup. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1882 It just doesn't cut the mustard. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1883 Not mustard. Oil. The mustard thing was a joke. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1884 Gotta get this thing ready for the next campaign run. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1885 Your oil level is fine; however, it could use some mustard. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1886 Your oil's fine, but your ketchup's getting low. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1887 Wow! You're really low on relish. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1888 Mustard tank looks a little low. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1889 It's good we checked. You're low on mustard. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1890 You're down one quart of sauerkraut. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1891 I'm afraid the internal components are fried and the external housing is toast. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1892 I'm gonna need a bigger stick. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1893 Yes ma’am, it’s broke. No drive-y. Car won’t go. If you have your husband come out, I can explain it to him. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1894 Ketchup’s ok but you’re down a quart of mustard. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1895 Not carbon neutral, but it generates more gas than it burns 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1896 Just lemme top off the mustard and she'll be good to go. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1897 Well, there's your problem. You've got twelve buns but only eight dogs. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1898 The problem is you're low on dirty water. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1899 You see -- here's your problem. The oil you've been using is hamburger-weight. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1900 So, do you know the pope? 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1901 Ok, you’re now good for 7,500 weenie roasts or one stop at Joey Chestnut’s, which ever comes first. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1902 Your mustard seems low.... Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1903 Looks like it’s out of relish. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1904 Well, I see the problem. Ketchup doesn't have any business being in your hot dog mobile. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1905 I've got fluid for a domestic hot dog...but this is an imported frankfurter. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1906 Check your owner’s menu to see if substitutions are allowed. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1907 You better hope Joey Chestnut doesn't want this parking space. 1.3093 0.05456 97 73 19 5
1908 What's the problem you ask? Well to start with, your car is a freakin hotdog. That, and your running a little low on Ketchup. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1909 You're a little low on ketchup, but don't worry, we stock 57 varities. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1910 In retrospect, you should have wished you were something more reliable 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1911 It's an import, only takes Grey Poupon. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1912 When you turn the keys, does the ‘Is a Sandwich’ light come on? 1.3088 0.07911 68 54 7 7
1913 Your sauerkraut is fine, but you're a little low on mustard. 1.3086 0.06122 81 62 14 5
1914 If you've never seen them make sausage, you don't want to know. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1915 Your nitrites are low. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1916 Not sure what’s wrong — we don’t even know what’s in it 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1917 They just legalized recreational marijuana in this state. We're going to make a fortune. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1918 Wurst case scenario, you're going to fry the engine. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1919 Looks like you're gonna need all the fixins. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1920 It's only a little oily...just wash it down with a Coke. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1921 You see, if the wiener’s not vaccinated, it can’t go on tour 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1922 Turns out you didnt need to stop, it’ll give you gas actually 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1923 I haven’t seen something burn through oil this fast since Colonel Sander’s original fryer. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1924 Looks like your wieners bent and your bun is worn out, I got some spares in the back. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1925 If you hurry, there was a mustard wagon here just 5 minutes ago. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1926 You’re down a cup of ketchup. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1927 "Looks like you're short a quart of mustard." 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1928 I am not sure, But Margerie Taylor Green wants it really bad...for the Donald! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1929 I don’t know what’s inside this thing. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1930 Diagnostics say you are low on relish. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1931 Let me be frank ... that never gets old, does it? 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1932 Trust me, you don't want to know how the sausage gets made. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1933 Seems to me that you're low on mustard. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1934 Not all smart cars look smart. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1935 I can't get a reading on the dipstick, and the meat's a mystery, too. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1936 Seems cholesterol is clogging the carburetor. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1937 Unfortunately ma’am, I think this expired on the 4th 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1938 The mustard ruined it. These things are ketchup only. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1939 I'm a quart low of mustard. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1940 It's done. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1941 Do you want regular or organic? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1942 The problem? You're out of condiments. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1943 Yup -- you've really got empty calories 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1944 You are down a quart. Do you want spicy or Dijon? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1945 We topped off the mustard and relish and replaced the cart water. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1946 Why yes it is Trumps campaign vehicle 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1947 Just as I thought--your mustard levels are way down! 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1948 Yeah...mustard's in the mini mart. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1949 Looks like all 10 of your fuses are blown, fortunately we sell replacements in packs of 8… 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1950 We can do a grease change for only 99¢ with purchase of a drink 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1951 You’ve overdue for a mustard change. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1952 It seems to burn more relish on the autobun. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1953 You're down about 2 jars of mustard and a can of sauerkraut. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1954 Well, here’s your problem: your mustard level is way too low. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1955 You’re a quart low. I recommend the spicy brown. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1956 To be frank, it needs a new carb. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1957 ...maybe a quart low on ketchup. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1958 Here's the problem, somebody used ketchup instead of mustard. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1959 Ironically, hot dogs give ME gas. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1960 I’m not sure what the problem is, but something here isn’t kosher. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1961 I don’t know how many times I’ve had to tell folks, don’t use ketchup. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1962 No, the pumps are not for ketchup and mustard. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1963 You're kinda low on sauerkraut. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1964 oh, I see -- there's a mustard clog right here. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1965 $49.99 includes ketchup change and top up mustard 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1966 Your wiener-mobile checks out ok, Ma'm -- I don't know why the "mustard low" light keeps coming on. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1967 Looks like you’re a little low on yellow mustard 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1968 A quart of "brown-spicy" would give ya more zing. 1.3059 0.06905 85 67 10 8
1969 What can I tell ya, the food truck business is dog eat dog world. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1970 Just fix it. I don't need to know what's in it. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1971 My other car is an aftermarket Lamborghini. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1972 Mustard only, okay? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1973 Cheapest housing I could find 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1974 As a dad I'm required to tell you that you're low on mustard. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1975 There's your problem. A little bit of ketchup. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1976 Yer relish level is OK ... but yer mustard is runnin' a little low. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1977 The oil’s fine but you need a ketchup change. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1978 Would you like your hot dog to go? 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1979 Just what I thought. Not only are you low in mustard, which is bad enough but I detect a little Ketchup in the mix. No, just No! 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1980 Yer mustard is a couple of quarts low. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1981 Yep, this here soy dog is runnin low on grease. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1982 It needs ketchup -- that's right, I said it! Ketchup! 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1983 You're running low. Gluten free or regular? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1984 Your chili is a quart low and too spicy. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1985 Your oil's OK, but your mustard is a quart low. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1986 Ma'am, this isn't a hotdog, it's a hotdog car... 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1987 Your oil in fine, but you're a quart low on mustard. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1988 Already hot, but the mustard level still low 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1989 Hmmm, I wonder what you're compensating for..... 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1990 Yep, you're definitely running low on offal. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1991 Sorry lady, but you're down a quart of mustard. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1992 Aaah, you think it's because you used ketchup instead of mustard. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1993 I don't care if you think it is a sandwich or not, I just wanted to change your oil 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
1994 Once the yellow jackets get under the hood, you’re done for. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1995 I understand the novelty here but you can’t run it on veggie oil. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1996 It’s because you mixed it up with the Dijon, just stick with ballpark and you’ll be flying! 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1997 Sorry, we really just stopped for the restrooms. s 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1998 Ketchup and mustard are fine - relish is a quart low. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1999 Your fluid levels are a little low, you might try synthetic ketchup and mustard next time. 1.3038 0.05207 79 55 24 0
2000 You said it’s vegan? 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2001 Sorry, we only service sandwiches. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2002 Well there’s your problem! It’s running on pure innuendo.! Try cutting back a little. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
2003 There's your problem... it's completely tasteless. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
2004 Oil level fine, ketchup level meh. 1.3034 0.03354 89 69 18 2
2005 Your onions are charred. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2006 Geez, lady, when was the last time you had your grease...I mean your oil changed? 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
2007 I thought you said you drove a hot ROD? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2008 Just what I thought — you’re overdue for a mustard change 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
2009 When’s the last time you had this ketchup changed? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2010 Just go easy on the mustard. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2011 Oil’s fine but your a quart low on mustard. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2012 Plenty of gas, but you are low on mustard. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2013 Don't ask what's in it. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2014 You may want to switch to organic mustard. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2015 Need a list of every bun the patient has had contact with in the last 30 days 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2016 You're a quart low. Yellow or brown? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2017 The oil level is fine… it’s the gluten I’m worried about… 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2018 Did you order the Uber Weiner? 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
2019 This should be mustard, not cheese spread. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
2020 You need to top up with mustard oil 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2021 Someone put ketchup in here 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
2022 That's strange. You seem to be low in potassium. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2023 Your down a quart on mustard. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2024 Didn't the user manual clearly state, "No ketchup"? 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2025 GLZZY DELIVERY HOT AND FRESH. GET ON YOUR KNEES 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2026 This is the first time someone has given ME gas. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2027 Mustard’s on the house 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
2028 The dog looks good. Plenty of Chili and onions —But you might want to top off the mustard to get you to Coney. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
2029 You're good on mustard and relish, but you're down a quart on ketchup 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2030 I'd recommend some fixin' . 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
2031 You're OK on oil but you'll need at least three quarts of mustard. Yellow, dijon, spicy brown or honey-flavored? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2032 Yeah, you are about 2 quarts low on mustard. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2033 There’s plenty of oil, but your sodium looks a little high. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2034 My career in politics ended badly, but the name recognition helped me get this job. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2035 We specialize in winnebagles. But we can get this frank further along. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
2036 If we top up the mustard, you may ketchup 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2037 She's good on the mustard and relish, but could use a splash of catsup. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
2038 Okay on mustard, ketchup, pickles, kraut, buns, relish, tomatoes, sauce, dogs, buns, and napkins; a bit low on onions, hot peppers, mac and cheese, and bacon, though. Yup, full service here. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
2039 You need a quart of mustard. No ketchup. You're driving through Chicago 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
2040 I'm afraid it's scurvy. 1.3012 0.07013 83 66 9 8
2041 I see the problem, you put ketchup on your hotdog. Never, ever put Ketchup on a hotdog. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
2042 Looks like you're down about a quart of pig lips... 1.3012 0.02563 83 67 14 2
2043 You buy one hot dog-shaped car and it's 'Wienermobile this,' 'Wienermobile that' for the rest of your life. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
2044 The oil is fine, but you're down a quart of sodium benzoate and red dye No.2. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2045 Looks like your schnitz' is on the fritz. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2046 Too many fillers 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2047 You gotta be kidding. My name is also Frank! 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
2048 Looks like you're down a quart of mustard and ketchup. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2049 I'm sorry, Sir. Your problem is about a foot long. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2050 The oil is fine, but you are low on mustard. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2051 I see the problem. Your mustard is looking a little brown. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2052 You're low on mustard and your bun should really be aligned. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2053 You must get a ton of mileage out of this thing. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2054 No wonder it stopped. This is Chicago and you can’t have any ketchup in your dog. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
2055 This could be expensive. At this line you should see mustard." 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2056 I wasn’t having any luck attracting men in my sporty red convertible, so I bought this. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
2057 Let me put it this way -- less trans fat, more trans oil. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
2058 Looks like you have a ketchup leak. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
2059 Ooops! Seems like you've been using a heart-healthy oil to run it when it needs a partially hydrogenated one. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
2060 It's down three quarts of mustard. 1.3000 0.05454 80 59 19 2
2061 Welp, looks here like you've sprung a leak in your natural casing, I'm afraid. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2062 Do you want the bad news or the wurst news? 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2063 It's low again. Needs a quart of mustard. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2064 Sorry, but this model only takes Dijon. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2065 Heavy on the mustard, hold the ketchup, and it'll be running like a red hot in no time. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2066 You would think this would be greasy enough as it is. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
2067 It's got one foot in the grave. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2068 Seems replacing the relish is not covered by the warranty. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2069 Looks like the preservatives are low. Take the Clogged Artery Expressway to Heart Attack Repairs and ask for Oscar 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
2070 The engine's overheating. I'm afraid you won't be able to drive it furter... 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2071 If I can be frank…it’s offal in there. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2072 You’re down about a quart. I recommend the Grey Poupon. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2073 When was the last time you changed your mustard? 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
2074 Looks like your mustard needs to be topped off. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
2075 Here's your problem. Someone's filled it up with English mustard 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2076 You're out of ketchup. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2077 The dipstick says add a quart of mustard.... 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
2078 It must have gotten overheated. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2079 Yeah, looks like your gluten levels are too high. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2080 Sorry. The cholesterol is blocking the left anterior descending line and breakdown is imminent without emergency mechanical intercession. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2081 You grease my buns; I'll grease yours. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2082 It's about 3 quarts of mustard low. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2083 Hereabouts not everyone will service a non-New England style bun. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
2084 Mmmm... When's the last time you changed the pickles? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2085 Your color ink levels are all okay. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2086 Seems to be running a little hot. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2087 Hot dog! your out of mustard. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
2088 Aoili. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2089 I hope you relish these family road trips. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2090 I know it said oil change, but that doesn't mean olive oil 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2091 Well, there's your problem: you are not a car! 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2092 I have no idea what I’m doing. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2093 It’s not your A/C, you just need chilli. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2094 Needs a fair bit of work - but don't worry, this isn't the wurst I've seen. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2095 I keep telling you, she needs octane! Mustard gas ain't that kind of gas. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2096 Ketchup and relish look good,but you're a quart low on mustard. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2097 Here's your problem: Some dweeb back at the shop used Dijon. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2098 You've got diced onions in your fuel pump. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2099 Look, I can turn it into a banana, but it’s going to cost you. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
2100 Nothing major.Everything is in the Ballpark. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2101 So I can top it off with a couple quarts of Dijon.........but honestly maam, you're looking at serious bun failure in your footlong. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2102 I thought the engine might be overheating, but I see this car is electric. That would explain the lack of grille marks. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2103 It's a little low on mustard. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
2104 Your down a quart, but I've never seen oil look so bright yellow! 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
2105 Well ma'am. It looks like your wiener-mobile is down a quart of yellow mustard. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2106 Ketchup looks good but mustard is down three squirts. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2107 They told me that if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2108 Here's your problem: Looks like someone filled up with Dijon instead of spicy brown mustard. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2109 Your grease level is high. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
2110 It looks like something is affecting your digestive system. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2111 ...but you're in luck. We're running a special on a condiment change and filter. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
2112 Oh you said to bring the hot rod… 1.2976 0.04244 84 66 15 3
2113 I'd recommend a quart of mustard. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
2114 The oil you need has a first name - it's M-O-B-I-L. 1.2973 0.07631 74 60 6 8
2115 Beef is fine but your pork is low. How long have you had this hybrid? 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2116 Just as I suspected--It looks like someone thought it was a good idea to put ketchup on the hot dog mobile. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2117 That's not what I meant when I ordered the large one. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2118 it could use a quart or two of the Grey Poupon . . . 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2119 We're walking the dog. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
2120 You’re a jar of mustard down! 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2121 Now sing with me - We all live in a Yellow Submarine, Yellow… 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
2122 So....you sell burgers, you said ? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2123 Frankly, it doesn't cut the mustard. 1.2969 0.07931 64 51 7 6
2124 The catsup is fine, but the mustard is down a quart! 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2125 We changed the oil,but not the nitrates. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
2126 Oil ma'am? No, I was just checking the internal temperature. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2127 Add some oil or it will not carry Frank further. 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
2128 Don't worry - it's plant-based to offset the fuel consumption. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
2129 Ketchup!! That's a criminal act here in Chicago. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2130 Sorry, this only takes French's. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
2131 Looks like you've got yourself a cholesterol leak. 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
2132 This weenie is fried. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2133 It's just low on mustard. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2134 That could work but we’re in Chicago so we don’t have any ketchup back there. 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
2135 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2136 Gross. Ketchup. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2137 Yup, you're down a quart. French's, Gulden's or Grey Poupon? 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
2138 It'll be expensive. Unfortunately the oil leak has steamed your buns. 1.2959 0.04856 98 77 17 4
2139 So, mustard, ketchup, relish and onions - right? 1.2959 0.04856 98 75 19 4
2140 It’s overheated…when did you last have your mustard level checked 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2141 Mustard's a quart low but your relish is fine 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2142 Looks like your motorhome is low on mustard. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2143 It looks like your dog is a tad low on relish. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2144 Little too much Red 40. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2145 Somebody didn't hold the mayo. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2146 As I thought, your mustard stick is dry. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2147 Your short 2 quarts of mustard 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2148 These low-fat weiners don't have enough to keep the engine greased, so we have to top it up every now and then. 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
2149 You're low in oil, but nothing to worry about, you're driving the vegan model. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2150 Sure, canola will get the job done but you'd be amazed at what an extra virgin olive oil will do. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2151 It needs all the fixings. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2152 Will it be yellow, spicy brown, or Dijon? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
2153 Wull Happy Day! Yuh got the same engine as the Popemobile, so I’ll just add a couple quarts of holy water, an’ yer good ta go. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2154 On the bright side cholesterol level is spot on. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2155 'Looks like your down a quart of saturated fat.' 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2156 I checked your levels and you need more relish. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2157 yep, mustard in your tomato tank, a common mistake 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2158 Freud would have a field day with this one 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
2159 Amazing, this thing makes its own gas. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2160 You're on full when you hear the toot. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2161 You're low on rat hair and fecal droppings." 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2162 I see it a couple times every year...this is brown mustard; these things need yellow 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2163 You're a tad low in mustard. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2164 Meals on wheels? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2165 It's running a little low on mustard. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2166 Your relish levels are good, but you're burning mustard... 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2167 When's the last time you had it changed? this here mustard is gone BROWN. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2168 And you say you’re from Chicago? Well, that would explain the relish… 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2169 Why Mars? 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2170 The genie claims my wish was ‘ambiguous.’ 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2171 Doesn't look good,low on mustard,out of relish and Joey Chestnut is waiting around the corner! 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
2172 Ma'am, I checked your fluids and it all looks kosher to me. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
2173 Yeah, I gotta keep it greased up to pass FDA minimums. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2174 So Joey Chestnut ate 72 of these? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2175 This part was designed for a submarine. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2176 Nope. It’s synthetic. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2177 You need to top off the sodium and nitrates. 1.2941 0.04681 85 65 19 1
2178 Oil looks good, but total cholesterol is through the roof. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2179 The dipstick reads you're dangerously low in mustard. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2180 Fill it with premium mustard only. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2181 Checking the cholesterol level. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2182 Looks like the mustard's a quart low. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
2183 You're not going to relish what I am about to tell you. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2184 German made- what's the wurst case scenario? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2185 You're in need of a catsup change! 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
2186 💭Who let this dipstick touch my wiener 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2187 These older all beef models just don't run well on corn based e-85 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2188 My name,Joey Chestnut. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2189 Yep, you're down a quart of mustard. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2190 You used ketchup but this model requires mustard. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2191 Well, ma'am, I don't know what they told in Chicago, but you can this thing's not going anywhere until you add some ketchup. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2192 Your oil's okay, ma'am. But you're over a quart low on mustard. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2193 Fat content is below 13 grams, I am afraid. It no longer qualifies as a hotdog van. Sorry. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2194 You’re gonna need a bigger skewer. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2195 Looks like your wiener could use some extra mustard. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2196 Have you been using generic mustard? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2197 They weren't just making sausages-- this baby has the most advanced onboard systems you can find in a weiner-mobile. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
2198 Your low on nutrients.. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2199 Your catsup, chili, relish, and onions are fine but you’re about a half gallon low on your mustard. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2200 Just as I thought - cooking oil! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2201 Why, yes, I do have buns of steel! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2202 Vegetable or canola? 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2203 Your relish is fine but the mustard is a little low. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2204 Bad, bad... low octane high cholesterol! 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2205 I'm low on mustard. Do you have French's yellow, though I can take Grey Poupon in a pinch? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2206 It was a little low on ketchup, but other than that she’s ready to roll! 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2207 Put in oil, not ketchup. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2208 The calories are nearly empty. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2209 When was the last time you had your sodium nitrites checked. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2210 I dont relish telling you this, but you're low on mustard. I tehink we can help you ketchup. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2211 Your oil is fine, but my dipstick punctured your bun. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2212 Oil's good for another hundred dogs, but you're low on mustard." 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2213 Why did the hotdog roll across the road?" To have some bun 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2214 Your oil level is fine. But you're all out of mustard. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2215 You're a couple gallons low on the Yellow! 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2216 Don't you ever check your condiments? 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2217 It's the cholesterol level I'm worried about. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2218 Are you Ms. Mayer? It says here you won an Oscar. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2219 Looks like down a quart of DiJon 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2220 I'll have to order rat parts. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2221 Oh no, we’re down a quart of mustard! Mayer Culpa! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2222 Well, now it’s a wiener immobile. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2223 just a gallon of ketch-up, please! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2224 I live in the Oscar Meier Weinermobile, as seen behind me 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2225 Welp, I think all it really needs is a 50,000 mile casing replacement. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2226 Sorry, we don't serve "the hair of the dog" here. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2227 Yeah, it's a little low. But your real problem is that you are driving a fucking Wienermobile. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2228 You're low on mustard, but the relish is o.k. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2229 It's got great gas mileage. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2230 Mustard level looks good, but your nitrates are way too high. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2231 Sooo...it looks like you're low on mustard. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
2232 Ma'am, would you mind inspecting my wiener? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2233 We were prepared for the electrical banana craze, but not this… 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2234 To be Frank, they got totally hitched! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2235 Your mustard''s fine but you're low on the piccalilli. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2236 I'm afraid that you're a little low on mustard, pal! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2237 I found the squeal. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2238 The ketchup checks out, but your down three quarts on mustard. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2239 I don't relish telling you this, but this puppy isn't Kosher. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2240 Well ma’am, unfortunately it looks like someone put ketchup in your system. This is the Chicago model, so it runs on mustard only. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2241 You need a hydrogenated oil change. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2242 A Weiner and a dipstick! could this car be any cooler? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2243 Frying oil level is very low. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2244 Well, you're low on ketchup, but your next stop is Chicago so it shouldn't matter. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2245 Your dog's dry; stop sticking your wiener in between buns without a condiment! 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2246 Oh I wish I wasn’t a gas station attendant. It’s not what I truly want to be. For if I wasn’t a gas station attendant, everyone would be in love with me. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2247 Can you fill it with mustard? 1.2907 0.05933 86 68 13 5
2248 Not sure how your hot dog was cooked, but your engine is definitely fried. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2249 Bad news. You been using ketchup in this. We don't use ketchup in hotdogmobiles here in Chicago! 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2250 Have you considered switching to a synthetic lubricant - maybe the dijón? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2251 Says here you’ve been recalled ‘cause of an EPA rule change regarding unwanted emissions. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2252 Sir, your bun ain't going to run without a little mustard in your oil. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2253 Conventional ketchup or synthetic? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2254 Your about a cup low on Mustard 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2255 The good thing is, no more added oil is necessary. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2256 Sorry ma’am, but you’re gonna burn some oil anytime you’re hotdogging. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2257 Your engine, like you, is in desperate need of attention. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2258 Your LDLs are up a quart 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2259 You ran it in the sun too long - your bun is toasted 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2260 It hasn’t been the same since I converted it to run off fry oil. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2261 The mustard is a little low, but I don’t think you need any ketchup. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2262 It's full of grease, but you're low on mustard and ketchup. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2263 I’ll top up the mustard and it’ll be good to go. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2264 Well lady, we've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's expiring warranty, which could have handily taken care of this repair. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2265 Harvey mansplains the engine mayonnaise dipstick. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2266 Ma’am, you can’t park your hot dog here! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2267 For just ten dollars more, you can upgrade to the high mileage, low calorie, organic ketchup. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
2268 Ma’am, here’s the problem. You’ve been lubing it with ketchup when the owners manual clearly requires mustard. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2269 She’s all filled up! 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
2270 Yeah, Elon's trying to reach a new demographic with this one. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2271 I’d run primarily with mustard and relish, but PLEASE go easy on the oil! 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2272 That strange noise? After all, it is a Frankfarter. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2273 You are low on mustard... I recommend Poupon for best mileage and taste. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
2274 Seems the problem is the mustard level 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2275 You need a ketchup change. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2276 Says right here; You are our Oscar Meyer Weiner Winner. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2277 Valet parking has gotten me out of most pickles. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2278 Sorry to have to tell you this, but you should’ve wished you were a Porsche instead. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2279 If you knew what’s in these things, you’d be horrified. 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
2280 Your vehicle has a problem, it's not a C-A-R. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2281 You're way overdue for a change in mustard. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2282 Are you sure this isn't the vehicle you brought in for an oil change? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2283 You didn't wish that you were an Oscar Meyer weiner? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2284 You're a tad low on mustard, and by the looks of things you've been dogging it way too much. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2285 SIMPLE SOLUTION, DOWN A QT. OF MUSTARD... 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
2286 It's much worse than I imagined. Your Chicago Dog has been fouled with catsup. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2287 Elon Musk’s newest project 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2288 No wonder it's doggin', you're low on mustard. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2289 Everything looks normal. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2290 Everything looks good,but your cholesterol level is a bit too high. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2291 Mayonnaise in your condiment tank. Looks like the work of the Junior League. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2292 So close! But we work on vehicles here, not hot dogs. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2293 Yes, I have heard that bigger isn’t necessarily better . . . . 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
2294 Needs relish. 1.2889 0.04933 90 67 21 2
2295 You're running very low on brown mustard. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2296 It’s a Chicago dog—make sure you don’t add ketchup. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2297 Sorry ma’am, I’m a mechanic, not a urologist… 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2298 You don't want to know how the sausage gets repaired. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2299 The guys and I will finish it off during lunch. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2300 Well, I’d say it’s about a foot long. Why do you ask? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2301 You're sixty quarts low on sauerkraut. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2302 Looks like you have all the grease you need, here! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2303 It looks like we have a very unhealthy situation here 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2304 This here is my promotional support dog 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2305 The ketchup is okay, but it’s running low on mustard. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2306 It's not uncommon with these German jobs...The mustard 's a quart low...that I got, but I'm gonna have to send out for the sauerkraut! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2307 It's got indigestion. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2308 You're about 6 quarts low on undetermined meat by-product. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2309 Your hot dog wagon is low on oil, but extremely high in cholesterol... 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2310 Hmm... Very high on grease. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2311 Your choice: Find me a whistle in there, or you kiss your dipstick goodbye. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2312 You’re 3 gallons low on mustard. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2313 The mustard to ketchup ratio is off. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2314 Well, someone has been dipping into the mustard. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2315 It seems you’re down 15 quarts of relish 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2316 Extra Virgin Olive Oil should help reduce your vehicle's cholesterol..." 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2317 I don't think you'll find a kosher oil grade in these parts. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2318 No, checking the oil is not like taking its temperature. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2319 You'll need a top-up on the mustard. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2320 You’re about 2 quarts low on Dijon. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
2321 Gotta top off the mustard. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2322 I can see why it's been running like a dog 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2323 Do you still want the vanity plate? 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
2324 Unfortunately, your dog got a little too hot on the road. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
2325 I have to say this car is in wurst condition I have ever seen 1.2875 0.04771 80 61 17 2
2326 Service all-the-way, no mayo. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2327 It looks like your condiment valve is clogged. 1.2874 0.05400 87 66 18 3
2328 Dijon or yellow? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2329 Tell Oscar he's low on mustard. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2330 Our competitors would have grilled you. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2331 Your mustard level's down a quart. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2332 You said it was a hot rod! 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2333 The gauge is down 173 packets of mustard. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2334 You must be hot-dogging it to burn oil the way you do. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2335 The mustard is down about half a quart but the catsup and relish are good. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2336 It just needs a couple of quarts of mustard. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2337 Looks like you've been using the wrong condiments. These hotmobiles drive best with chili and sauerkraut; never fillerup with mustard and relish! 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2338 Legally, I can't let you drive out of here with these lofty sodium levels. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2339 It's a quart low on mustard and a little relish would help pick-up 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2340 When's the last time you changed your cooking oil? 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2341 Your problem has a first name, and it's E-X-P-E-N-S-I-V-E. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2342 All I've got are those little packets of mustard 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2343 Doesn’t look kosher 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2344 And we’ll have bun bun bun bun bun ‘til Daddy takes the T-bird away. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2345 Your mustard is one pint low. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
2346 Aah, there’s your problem - cooking oil ! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2347 The mustard level is a little low. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2348 Oil's okay but I'd better check the sodium. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2349 Yep…you’re down almost a quart of mustard. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2350 There's your problem- you got a giant hotdog sticking out of your car. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2351 Oscar's tired. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2352 The mustard level is dangerously low. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2353 Which gas is best for a weinerbago? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2354 'Mmm, gauge says I'm down six quarts of Dijon' 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2355 You're definitely way low on mustard. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2356 I'm sorry, but 'Teeney Weeny Prices' is part of our ad campaign!" 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2357 Don’t ask! You don’t want to know what they put in these things. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
2358 But is it Kosher? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2359 Anything processed puts you at higher risk. 1.2857 0.04841 77 59 16 2
2360 Oil looks good, but your nitrates are low. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2361 Your sodium nitrate is a quart low. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2362 I'll be frank; this isn't Coney Island. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2363 Listen,college is a scam. The hot dog business is where a young man could make a living. Now fill this baby up and get out there you son of a bitch 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
2364 Oil’s fine. But I checked the mustard and you’re about a quart down. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2365 Mustard is running low. Wanna top it off? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2366 I'm afraid it's going to take a few days to fix - someone put ketchup in the tank. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2367 If we replace it with an air fryer you can double your mileage between oil changes. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2368 You’re a little low, but you can go another 200 miles or so without a rabbi. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2369 Well, here's your problem. Mustard. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2370 Your a quart low on mustard and your relish is lacking pizzaz 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2371 Engine's running a little hot! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2372 Well, there’s your problem. Your ketchup level feel too low. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2373 Around here we recommend only using non-synthetic mustards for this class of vehicle. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2374 I thought about doing a shoe, like that old woman, but this is better.. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2375 Your mustard level's fine. Want me to check the oil, too? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
2376 I don’t know how you made it this far, ‘cause the way I see it, you just been running on steam 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2377 Yep. Looks like there's a gluten build up alright. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2378 Sorry lady—this sticky thing here needs to go in the other hole of your Hotdog Bunny FunMobile. But have no fear! I can fix her up in a jiffy with a little bit of Ketchup & Bourbon Molasses Brown Mustard Lubricant, which happens to be on hand. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
2379 You sure this is a self-driving car? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2380 Yeah, the ketchup is unleaded, but it only comes in the small packets. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2381 Well with all the global parts shortage, you’re looking at least four weeks before a replacement wiener arrives. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2382 Your breakdown has a first name, it’s D-E-A-D. Your breakdown has a second name, it’s B-A-T-T-E-R-Y. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2383 It would appear ma’am that your car is in fact a hot dog 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2384 I understand the circumstances ma'am but you're in a bit of a pickle 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2385 It is neither hot nor dog 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2386 Better add more onion and mustard. You're not generating enough gas. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2387 I don't relish telling you your'e low on mustard. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2388 You’re seriously low on mustard. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2389 Your mustard could use some turmeric. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2390 Here's the problem. You're low on mustard. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2391 I don’t relish telling you this-your oil level doesn’t cut the mustard. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2392 It needs gas, oil, and you don't want to know. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2393 Your mustard injector is messed up. I thought I told you to lay off the dijon and stick with the yellow. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2394 Seems some chili sauce got into the thing-a-ma-jig. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2395 I think your Weiner is just overheated! 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2396 To be frank ma'am,you can’t go any furter without a new weenie. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
2397 Frankly, this isn’t going to be cheap. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2398 Looks like you’re down a pork. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2399 The eat by date has expired. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2400 Your dog is running too Hot. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2401 You're low on catsup 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2402 Let me be frank .... 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2403 No can do. The ketchup is down a quart. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2404 Looks like you’re about a quart low on mustard. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2405 No, I don’t think that “Enjoy a frank and gas up” is a good slogan for our sign! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2406 No, no. It's nothing serious. You're just a little low on mustard 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2407 You are down forty quarts of mustard. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2408 Straight yellow next time Ma'am, this dipstick can only be described as an artisanal, spicy brown mess." 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2409 Here’s your problem. It’s a giant hot dog. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2410 The WD-40 leaked into the Heinz 57. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2411 You want me to dill her up? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2412 WHAT’S in this thing? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2413 Were they out of Sedans? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2414 You’re in luck. We accept cash, credit, or jingles. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2415 The problem is someone put actual meat in there 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2416 That's the thing about hot dog trucks... no one knows what they are made of! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2417 Dipsticks are mustard, ketchup, vinegar and mayo! 1.2836 0.02858 67 55 10 2
2418 No, I understand that it's a weinermobile, but I'm telling you, it still uses standard motor oil. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2419 Looks like you're down a quart of relish and we should top off your week-old water. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2420 You're leaking saturated fat. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2421 You’re a couple of krauts low. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2422 You're down about two hundred quarts of mustard. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2423 You're low on mustard. We only have Dijon. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2424 I’m afraid the issue can’t be cured. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2425 You might get better mileage with a giant peach. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2426 I don’t relish having to be the bearer of bad news, but you’re in real pickle here 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2427 Your mustard’s low. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2428 Relish, down a quart. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2429 Better switch to biodiesel, or her pipes will clog. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2430 You're low on oil, but no matter. You'll never make the turn out of here. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2431 You don't have an electric vehicle charging station? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2432 You’re down two quarts of dark mustard, ma’am. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2433 Everyone knows you only put mustard on a hotdog. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2434 You’ve heard of Brinks, well, this is Dogs. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2435 Looks like you're down a quart... you want Dijon or yellow 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2436 Too much bun. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2437 A ribbon of mustard, please! 1.2824 0.04911 85 61 24 0
2438 You've been overdoing it on the mustard. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2439 Where’s the rest of the color. Did you lose your pencil sharpener? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2440 Somebody put in mayonnaise instead of mustard. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2441 Q: Thought you were an environmentalist? A: In my defense, it’s an electric car... 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2442 Grease level is too high! 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2443 Your relish is a quart low 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2444 I’m sorry ma’am your oil level exceeds the recommended safe amount. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2445 My service has a first name, it's $one three seven four… 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2446 You may want to look away for this part ma’am. No one likes to see how they’re made. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2447 You have premium gas? Otherwise, the whole "premium beef" thing isn't the same. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2448 Yeah, no. . . from now on just fill it with motor oil and gas. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2449 These days everyone is switching to beyond 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2450 I can help you with the mustard but ketchup is a whole other department. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2451 You are a weenie bit low on oil! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2452 I found the problem... you're using unbreaded. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2453 Sorry, but this IS our menu... 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2454 You're half a quart low on mustard. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2455 Look at it this way: you didn’t buy a lemon! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2456 Don't need gas today, just a gallon of ketchup" 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2457 You're burning oil and that's not even the wurst news. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2458 Yep. Needs mustard. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2459 The mustard is due to be changed, especially if you are delivering to Joey Chestnut. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2460 It looks like your saturated fats are low 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2461 The catsup truck won't be here 'til Monday. I've put in all I've got. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2462 No- I don't have garlic aioli 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2463 You're two jars low and use plain yellow. The spicy brown was probably why you've been running hot." 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2464 Ketchup's down a quart 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2465 That's mustard, pickle, no octane. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2466 As far as servicing your wiener this is as far a I go. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2467 Let's top her off with some mustard and get you back on the road. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2468 If you want this to run like the Corn Dog model, I’d recommend hotter oil and a longer dipstick 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2469 The gas mileage on this thing is bologna 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2470 I don’t relish in telling you this, but your bun is toast. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
2471 Sir, you can't park your weiner here." "That's what she said. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
2472 It’s definitely wurst than we originally thought 💭 you mustard added ketchup by mistake 😂 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2473 Have you been using any unusual toppings? 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
2474 Can I get a selfie? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2475 I think it's the carbohydrates 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2476 Down 1 qt. relish 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2477 They don't make them like they used to. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2478 Ok. fill her up. Regular or Polish? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2479 Your mustard levels are fine.But be aware there was a Joey Chestnut sighting on your way to to the beach. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2480 There’s your problem. You put ketchup in it. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2481 I’d relish your final days with her; she’s cooked. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2482 These levels are definitely not kosher. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2483 Yup, the oil levels fine! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2484 Mustard's fine, Ketchup's down a pint. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2485 When was the last time you changed your condiments? 5 gallons of mustard should get you back on the road! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2486 Mustard looks fine. Changing the onion filter should stop your tears 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2487 This isn't the Wienermobile you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2488 Ma'am, nobody, I mean NOBODY, puts ketchup in their Wiener-Mobile. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2489 My other car is a Burger Mobile. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2490 This wiener needs lubricant before it goes any further 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2491 I saw an ad for wiener enlargement. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2492 I take its temperature every hour. I can't let it overcook. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2493 To preserve your engine, I'd switch the mustard gas to olive oil. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2494 We're out of Dijon. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2495 You need your oil changed. Kosher or non-kosher? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2496 Ma'am, your mustard level is low. 1.2800 0.04837 100 76 21 3
2497 Not enough mustard! 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2498 I’m glad I’m not an Oscar Mayer wiener! 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2499 Lady, the stories I could tell about the corrosive action of mustard, you wouldn't believe." 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2500 Don't tell me you've been using ghee again. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2501 I think that I am a quart low on mustard. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2502 I might have accidentally filled your ketchup dispenser. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2503 You need All Wheel condiments! 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2504 What we've got here is a failure to lubricate. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2505 Sorry, ma’am, I don’t know if it’s gluten free or not. I just need a signature. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2506 While you’re down a quart in oil, your mustard and relish levels ate perfect. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2507 Yup - you're down a quart of Grey Poupon... 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2508 Come on in, sit shot-bun, and fasten your meatbelts. We’re about to haul buns.” {& PS - I’m a Hotdogger and I’m currently driving one of the six Oscar Mayer Wienermobile vehicles! 🌭🌭 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2509 Fill it up. Heinz 57. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2510 It’s our version of ‘farm to table.’ 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2511 Ketchup,someone added ketchup to the relish. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2512 We are the originals. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2513 Well this doesn't look kosher. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2514 See, now there’s your problem—cholesterol’s way too low. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
2515 We’ll have this wrapped up in no time. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2516 No one wants to know how it's made until the carburetor fails. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2517 I don't care if it makes good French fries,you can't use Canola Oil in this engine! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2518 You’re a quart low. Will that be Dijon or yellow? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2519 Dog days of Summer 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2520 You’re low on antacid. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2521 The sauerkraut is running low. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2522 Yeah, you're low but finding enough 10W30 mustard around here won't be easy. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2523 I'm pretty sure it's Mad Cow Disease" 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2524 I used to work on Hot Rods. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2525 It needs some mustard,relish,and a cold beer. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2526 It's gonna be pricey; I can give you a ballpark. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2527 You're a squirt low. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2528 You should check your cholesterol, ma'am. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2529 The oil is fine but you have gas. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2530 Looks like you need a quart of ketchup 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2531 Better put some mustard in it,miss. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2532 Low on mustard. I suggest you upgrade to Dijon. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2533 I'm afraid it's the wurst-case scenario. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2534 Your oil is quite low, to be frank about it. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2535 It’s a little on-the-nose, don’t you think? I mean, most guys just get a big truck or flashy sports car. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2536 The only octane it can’t take is 57. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2537 Here's your problem, ketchup 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2538 Mind if I lick your dipstick? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2539 Looks like your trans fats are a little low 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2540 I wouldn't call it "street legal." 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2541 No. See, everyone is still in love with you. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2542 I recommend switching to motor oil. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2543 We can top it off with relish 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2544 Yep! She's low on ketchup! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2545 ...and you'll be in charge of the condiments. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2546 Looks as though your cholesterol is a little high, m'am. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
2547 Mustard and sauerkrout is extra 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2548 I won’t charge you for the condiment change. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2549 I'm sorry, your dog is low a quart on mustard. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2550 Frankly Ma’am, your buns are toast and your dog is cooked! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2551 It is a dog’s life which I relish! 1.2778 0.05316 72 54 17 1
2552 Remember, nothing but high-octane premium Dijon. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2553 Relish is good but you're low on mustard. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2554 so you used ketchup, not mustard, to fill her up? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2555 Everyone needs fuel to get along 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
2556 When I brought it in it was a Honda Civic and the tail light was out 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2557 It'll cost you an arm and a leg, but I can save your weenie. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2558 Yeah, you're pretty low. And getting a quart of synthetic mustard out here will be a problem. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2559 You were expecting Nathan's? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2560 Mustard sans relish?!? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2561 I’m not going to grill you, but do you know you’re a little low on mustard?! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2562 Good thing you stopped. You're low on mustard. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2563 Yup, another vegi dog low on oil. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2564 Ah - bad gas. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2565 Looks like somebody filled it with store brand mustard. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2566 It’s a Trojan weiner 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2567 Who told you to put ketchup in there? Mustard, Mustard. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2568 Home delivery is not an option. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2569 The intake manifold is gummed up with gluten. Who knew that would really be a thing? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2570 To be frank, it looks like you got yourself a real dog of a car 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
2571 Stuck between a wiener and some hard buns 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2572 Yeah,we've been seeing this a lot lately with the uncured ones. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2573 I can’t tell what’s wrong with it, because I can’t tell where any of the parts are from. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2574 You should have stopped before your wiener petered out. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2575 Didn't anyone ever tell you that you don't want to know what's in a hot dog? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2576 Dipstick has ketchup mixed with the mustard, that's illegal in New York 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2577 ... and it’s fully compostable 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2578 Bad news, ma’am, there’s definitely some gluten in this bun 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2579 It's getting low on gas, maybe you should consider an electric grill. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2580 Yup, too much grease... 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2581 What makes everybody think my name is Oscar? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2582 First converted fast food truck I've seen. How's the mileage? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2583 Oil's o.k. Ma'am but you're low on condiments. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2584 Unbelievably, we do seem to be out of grease. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2585 You're looking at more than a mustard change. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2586 Read the sign, lady—no dogs! 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
2587 Can I get a doggie bag to go please? 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2588 How long have you been driving around without relish? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2589 Looks like it was overcooked. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2590 You're gonna need an entire mustard flush. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2591 You're down 1 quart of relish. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2592 I’m not an expert about this, but the cholesterol level reads in the danger level.” 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2593 You're low on vegetables. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2594 You are showing low on meat products 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2595 Looks like 12 gallons of mustard, 9 gallons of ketchup, and 3 gallons of relish should get you there. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2596 You’re down a quart. Grey Poupon is on sale this week if you’re interested. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2597 I drive her with relish 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2598 Look like you need a little mustard. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2599 Did you get the extended warranty when you bought this? 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2600 I told you. You’re too tall for this ride! 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2601 I told them to low-fat hotdogs won't run long ! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2602 You mean this is the only used car on the lot? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2603 Here's your problem...down 3 quarts of mustard. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2604 It's serious. Your oil is contaminated with mustard. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2605 Mustard looks good, yup. Ketchup...running a little slow...and, uh, you're not gonna like this. Your relish is in a bit of a pickle. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2606 Looks like the ketchup and mayo have separated 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2607 Your mustard is down a quart, and we could top off your pickle relish. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2608 looks like you're a teenie weenie bit low on mustard. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2609 It needs 400 quarts of Crisco. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2610 Your mustard is getting pretty dirty, Ma'am. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2611 Here’s the problem you’re out of ketchup in your engine. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2612 Your mustard's OK but your ketchup and saurkraut are down. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
2613 It looks like he will finally meet his maker. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2614 Your mustard is a quart low and your relish could be topped up a bit. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2615 Yeah, you're down about a quart of mustard. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2616 Have you been topping off? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2617 It needs 2 pints of mustard. And I still need to check the relish. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2618 Bad news, ma'am. You've been using the wrong mustard. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2619 Do you want my frank opinion? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2620 Looks like you need a new mustard pump 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2621 I think you might have misinterpreted alternative energy. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2622 Ma’am, I’m afraid you have an overheated innuendo. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2623 Frankly, this oil level is baloney 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
2624 Needs a litle more mustard. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2625 Don't tell me, low on mustard? 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2626 This dipstick is the wurst! 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2627 Just empty calories I'm afraid. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2628 I don't relish the look of this 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2629 Sorry, the temp's 165. It's done. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2630 Your oil's down about 3 quarts. Did you switch to a turkey hotdog recently? 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2631 End life crisis. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2632 Well...she's about 3 quarts low on relish 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2633 My God! Did you know they used ketchup on your last oil change? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2634 Don't put ketchup in it, doesn't need it 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2635 She’s in good shape for 100,000 foot-longs 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2636 Your ketchup levels are quite low and it looks like you need a new grill. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2637 There’s no way this is kosher. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2638 Ever thought of an additive--sriracha or buffalo sauce? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2639 I’ve found the problem - you’re about a quart low on mustard. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2640 Looks like it's low on mustard 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2641 Someone actually put catsup in the mustard jar. I’m afraid you will have to realign the whole concept. 1.2737 0.06427 95 78 8 9
2642 You’re looking at a complete overhaul... it’s ketchup. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2643 Your nutrition level is way down. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2644 Your ketckup level was just fine, but you're about two quarts low on the mustard. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2645 The newer vegan model runs purely on synthetic. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2646 Don’t worry ma’am, I’m the finest hotdog mechanic in the Midwest. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2647 You’re low on dignity. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2648 You definitely need more mustard. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2649 I must have vaccinated 700 folks since the fourth of July this way. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2650 Looks like you’ll need about 8 quarts, but they only come in packs of 12. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2651 A little beer, and it's good to go. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2652 This is not a good time to hold the mustard 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2653 Sorry, but I don't agree that it's inappropriate to lick the oil stick. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2654 You’ve got a P-R-O-B-L-E-M. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2655 Sorry, ma'am, but this is what "hot dog helper" looks like. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2656 Somebody put ketchup in the mustard tank. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2657 Your phosphates are a running high. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2658 Ketchup’s running low. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2659 They forgot the mustard so I got it cheap. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2660 Weiners never quit! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2661 These things run mostly on animal fat 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2662 Looks more like spicy brown. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2663 Relish it or not, you need to change your condiments. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2664 Ma'am, your ketchup level is low. We're going to need to add a bottle. Would you like regular or organic? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2665 Your mustard level needs to be topped up 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2666 Your oil is fine. But you're gonna need 65 gallons of ketchup. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2667 I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener repairman. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2668 Bad news is your oil level is dangerously low. Good news is your nitrate levels are fine." 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2669 Don't worry, we'll get it filled up and on the road before the seagulls notice! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2670 No offence, but your wiener is kaputt. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2671 It looks like your husband ran out of Viagra. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2672 It looks like some sauerkraut has gotten into your mustard. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2673 So, usually, it creates gas, but when it doesn't you just add a bit here 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2674 Your oil is low but your cholesterol is off the charts 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2675 It looks like you're a quart low of relish. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2676 Your oil isn't the problem. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2677 I'm sorry. It looks like there is Dijon in the tank. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2678 Sorry, we’re out of this kind of mustard 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2679 Your ketchup and mustard levels both look good, but we'll need to replace your relish filter. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2680 I’m sorry, we don’t stop at Hamburg. 1.2716 0.04973 81 63 16 2
2681 You're about a quart low on pink slime and rodent remains. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2682 Mustard level is fine, but you're down a quart on ketchup. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2683 This is our new soup kitchen. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2684 So you thought you ordered one hotdog as FOOD, but really you selected the VEHICLE option 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2685 Shitter’s full 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2686 It is without relish, but I must inform you that you cannot ketchup to the parade now, even if you mustard the speed. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2687 Two squirts of mustard gas will get you back on the road. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2688 Why are you even getting near this with ketchup? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2689 The good news is that your nitrates are down.... 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2690 Next time you change your mustard, use stone ground. Higher viscosity. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2691 Sorry, we only service vegan novelty vehicles. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2692 Yep, your weiner's broken. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2693 Your mustard to sauerkraut ratio is running a tad high. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2694 Here's your problem it's still frozen 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2695 We are on a roll. Lets bring the dog. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2696 Ma’am, it’s time to eat this dog. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2697 A quart of Fleischmann's otta do it, unless you want to spring for the Grey Poupon 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2698 It looks like your ketchup wasn’t unleaded. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2699 You're doomed Sir. Joey Chestnut is on his way. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2700 You can't cut the mustard. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2701 The problem with these hybrid wiener mobiles is that they require the special sauce. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2702 Yes I stole the Oscar Myers Wiener Mobile. I have a major hot dog addiction. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2703 Well here’s your problem. You’re down about a quart of mustard. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2704 Well Carl, by using cooking oil, it looks like your hotdogging days are done. 1.2706 0.03700 85 66 18 1
2705 And, it comes with a lifetime supply of mustard and relish.... 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2706 It's a tad low on rat feces. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2707 ¨The problem is, ma-am...I don't see the names 'Oscar' or 'Weiner' on any of the transfer documents...we can't let you drive it away.¨ 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2708 Ma’am, you’re half a quart low on mustard. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2709 You need a tube job. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2710 Your mustard is a bit thick. I would think about switching to low viscosity good old American yellow instead of that full grain chunky foreign sludge . 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2711 Ma'am, this here's a Chicago model and it looks like you accidentally filled her up with ketchup. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2712 I would relish the opportunity to drive the " Weiner Mobile" and hope I can cut the mustard!! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2713 We’re on our way to the big apple. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2714 It’s running a quart low on relish. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2715 Bad news, there is mustard in your motor oil. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2716 ...and that was the exact moment Ruben realized, he was going to miss his father’s funeral. 1.2703 0.05373 74 57 15 2
2717 It looks like you’re down about a quart of relish. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2718 It's not gonna pass the mustard 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2719 We can try a mustard plaster but those things don't usually work. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2720 When was the last time the mustard was checked? ... 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2721 140 degrees, you’re good to go. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2722 You could try ketchup, but that'll void the warranty. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2723 You're looking at least a few days before I can get a replacement wiener delivered." 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2724 This old dog has some serious problems Ma’am 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2725 Sorry ma’am, I’m only certified to work on beef dogs. This here is pork. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2726 I saw the same problem some years back, and I’ll ask you the same question I asked them - Where’s the Beef? 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2727 And this dip stick shows me how much mustard I have left 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2728 Let me be frank, Mr. Meyer, it’ll be in the ball park of $1 to fix it. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2729 Mustard, mustard, mustard…never add ketchup." 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2730 You can't fill it with mustard. It's not actually a hot dog. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2731 This model only takes organic ketchup. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2732 You're about a quart low, but we aren't getting our next mustard delivery 'til Thursday. We could try ketchup, but you'll get a lot of disapproving looks. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2733 Is this not what you had in mind when you ordered a battery powered wiener?" 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2734 The VeggieDogMobile's stuck back at the charging station! 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2735 Hmm - says here that you're down about a quart of French's. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2736 It’s the catering van for the yellow submarine! 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2737 Looks like you’re low two quarts mustard. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2738 The Tesla Wiener is TOTALLY a thing! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2739 We don't say wiener. That sounds nasty. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2740 My dipstick isn't long enough to measure the oil in this thing. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2741 Mustard's fine, but ketchup, forget it. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2742 I'd say you're at least a quart low on mustard. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2743 I know you said it was running hot but I think it's the mustard. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2744 You're about a jar down of mustard. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2745 It's a hybrid. When the weinermobile runs out of it's own gas and oil I have to add more. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2746 Just as I thought. Low on mustard. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2747 The bun's fine, but I have no idea how the meat was made. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2748 But the mustard was premium, unleaded. 1.2687 0.06230 67 53 11 3
2749 Looks like you’re in a pickle...it’s my best loaner car. I’d give you the tomato but, to be honest, it’s a lemon. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2750 I'm afraid this thing is fully cooked. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2751 Wait, is this a veggie dog? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2752 Sorry but this is the only rental vehicle we have left. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2753 Ma’am, your vehicle appears to be made of a whole hodgepodge of… parts. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2754 Here's your problem: ketchup. These babies only run on mustard. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2755 Ma'am, you're supposed to fill with oil, not olio. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2756 You added Ketchup 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2757 I don't relish having to tell you, but you're very low on mustard. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2758 There's no other way to check the condiment level - I have to double dip. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2759 It looks like the ketchup to mustard ratio is off. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2760 Your are OK on relish except you are a little low on mustard 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2761 Appears to be empty of anything good for you. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2762 It looks like its low on meat. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2763 Yep, your mustard is low again 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2764 I don't relish the thought of the repair estimate. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2765 I’ve never seen anything like it.” “Sir, it’s just a dipstick. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2766 'Hot dogs? Uh no, but we do sell burgers...' 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2767 Well well well, we meat again. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2768 Mrs. Meyer, I’m not going to ask you again, please back up. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2769 Odd. Being low on gas isn't usually a problem. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2770 You’re in Chicago! We don’t put ketchup on a hotdog! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2771 By any chance, are you following the bratwurst that came through here yesterday? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2772 You got sludge. Might be time to replace your onion rings. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2773 Would you by any chance have avocado oil? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2774 Will that be with regular, mid-grade or premium chili. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2775 Absolutely NEVER use Mayo. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2776 I think the mustard level is low! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2777 Looks like your down about a quart of ketchup. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2778 Your mustards fine but you are a quart low on ketchup 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2779 No, we only have French's. Try flagging down a Rolls Royce. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2780 Can’t tell what it is? Really ! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2781 Does she take mustard or relish? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2782 To be Frank ma’am, you won’t be driving much furter than this. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2783 I’m sorry Mrs. Robinson, but it looks like you are too low on beef. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2784 You can keep driving with the relish and abandonment, but you're a jar short on mustard, and you show a brown ring around the onion. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2785 Those Pilot Truck Stop people may be able to help you, but your bun is too big for me Ms. Meyer 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2786 Didn’t you read the manual? No poupon. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2787 It's two quarts low on mustard " 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2788 You’re running short. 1.2667 0.06530 75 62 7 6
2789 It just needs a little more grease. 1.2667 0.04947 90 72 14 4
2790 I blew the engine trying to ketchup to the car in front of me. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2791 Stick a pin in it. 1.2667 0.05313 75 58 15 2
2792 I don't relish this, but you're a full squeeze low on mustard. Jack Williams 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2793 Fill it up with fat and salt. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2794 We call it the Joey Chestnut Buster 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2795 She’s not bad on gas, but murder on mustard! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2796 It's a common malfunction--but don't worry, this happens to lots of weiners. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2797 Yer nutrition level is severely low 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2798 No, lady. I’m the dog catcher. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2799 See, here's your problem. Your mustard's low. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2800 It needs another quart of cholesterol. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2801 Definitely needs more ketchup 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2802 You got this all gunked up with ketchup. Mustard only 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2803 You say you use Dijon, but be honest- you just use yellow mustard. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2804 You are four quarts low on mustard. Do you use Dijon, brown, or the bright yellow stuff? 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2805 I don't relish the idea of taking on passengers 1.2667 0.06102 75 60 11 4
2806 No fuel problems since we left Iowa and now we're out of mustard. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2807 There's an oven in the bun. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2808 You are down 2 gallons of mustard 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2809 As this goes? It's the wurst. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2810 One gluten free, vegan dog mobile. Check! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2811 As I expected. You bread gasket is done. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2812 Look, lady, I don't relish telling you this, but if you don't get your buns moving and muster the bread for this repair, you'll never catch up with the burgermobile. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2813 I say this with no relish, the car-dog is not kosher. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2814 Don't want to draw the obvious, but you are low on condiments. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2815 This vehicle is dangerous. Do you know just how many calories it contains ? 1.2658 0.05467 79 62 14 3
2816 You're a bit low on mustard. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2817 You're running very low on sodium nitrate. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2818 You're down about a quarter cup of ketchup. 1.2658 0.07140 79 66 5 8
2819 I checked your mustard and it is dry. Unfortunately, the last dog here before you drained the condiment pumps. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2820 Critically low on Mustard - good thing you stopped in! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2821 What happened to your dipstick? Isn’t this for roasting marshmallows? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2822 This model only works on brown, not yellow, mustard and you are also low on sauerkraut. 1.2658 0.05002 79 63 13 3
2823 Low on oil. High in cholesterol. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2824 You're almost empty on self esteem. 1.2658 0.06909 79 65 7 7
2825 You've been running this on plain yellow mustard when the manual clearly states Dijon. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2826 Hopefully the new model will run on its own grease. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2827 Fill her up with dirty water. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2828 What kind of gas were you looking for? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2829 Hot Doggone 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2830 Here’s the problem..it’s navigation system is set for Joey Chestnuts house….. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2831 Well, because everyone would be in love with me. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2832 Fill’er up with mustard. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2833 I've determined it has artificial colors. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2834 You are down a quart, do you take Gulden’s or French’s? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2835 I can fix it with relish. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2836 No, I’ve already got gas. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2837 You're down two quarts of sauerkraut 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2838 Definitely not kosher! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2839 You can add some chili powder for extra mileage . 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2840 Just like I thought; not kosher. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2841 You've got one hell of a Weiner, lady. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2842 Ma'am, I 'm afraid I'm gonna have to add a quart of mustard." 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2843 You know what they say, the bigger the car...the lower the miles per gallon. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2844 Problem is you used ketchup. These only work with mustard. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2845 Fill her up with Premium", you say? We have Dijon, French, and Whole Grain 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2846 Just getting some gas money on my way back to Madison. 1.2651 0.05307 83 65 15 3
2847 From the colour of the water, I can tell you've boiled it. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2848 Just as I thought. 125 degrees. You gotta cook pork to 145. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2849 Two gallons of beans and you’ll be all gassed up and ready to go. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2850 Your bill, ma’am. With the works 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2851 It looks like your up to mustard 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2852 The dipstick shows you are dangerously low on ketchup. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2853 Looks like you're a quart low on ketchup. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2854 Your Cholesterol has clogged the engine. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2855 Here's your trouble, ma'am, last fill-up you put the mustard in the ketchup. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2856 Sorry, but I'm showing no pork. This isn't an Oscar Meyer, it's a Hebrew National. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2857 You're gonna need a bigger grille. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2858 The battery’s dead but I know what I’m having for lunch. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2859 Well, you won't relish this news, but you'll never ketchup if we don't change your mustard. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2860 You should know better than purchasing a vehicle from a Piggly-Wiggly." "They sold you a real dog. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2861 No, quite the opposite sir, the sign says get a free hot dog with every fill up… 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2862 Now here’s your problem.. you used Sandwich Oil; common misconception with this model 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2863 No more fast for this food 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2864 You're a quart low on funny. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2865 It looks like the previous owner filled it with ketchup. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2866 I'm afraid you're low on grease. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2867 Based on your search history, would you like a hot dog? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2868 Looks like someone added some ketchup to your mustard. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2869 I need six all-beef weiners to get this baby going again. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2870 Wienermobiles are notorious for needing some mustard added every few thousand miles. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2871 They just ran out of mustard, but there is spicy ketchup. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2872 These babies were not built to handle Dijon. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2873 Be sure to bring it back every 5,000 miles around lunchtime. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2874 Not enough fiber. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2875 The dipstick is covered with sauerkraut juice 1.2639 0.05231 72 56 15 1
2876 You’re low on ketchup, but most people think that’s a good thing in these parts. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2877 It's just a weenie bit off. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2878 Always pay attention to your Check Sauerkraut light. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2879 There's your problem. It's not kosher. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2880 When's the last time ya changed yer sauerkraut? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2881 Don’t let the body fool you, this thing’s actually a lemon 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2882 You’re about a quart low on mustard, but then you should be able to roll. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2883 Looks like you could use a quart of mustard." 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2884 Let me be frank with you - we don't service kielbasas. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2885 Joey Chestnutt needs mustard. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2886 I’m afraid you need mustard. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2887 I need to see the grille. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2888 The relish levels are ok but you’re three packets short on mustard. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2889 You'll have to go vegan for a while. 1.2632 0.08498 57 48 3 6
2890 Yes,but the mileage is terrific 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2891 You wouldn't want to know what's in here. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2892 Where can I find a docking station to power up with condiments? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2893 Yellow or spicy brown? 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2894 My mobile outdoor dining parklet for our canine friends. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2895 I thought we agreed on footlong. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2896 It smells like hot dogs, are you using the cooking oil as lube? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2897 It's broken down, but there's a pill to fix the problem... 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2898 I don't relish telling you this but you're running low on mustard. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2899 Oil level is fine. Should be no problem getting him back to Mar-a-lago. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2900 I'd like ten gallons unleaded and three of mustard. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2901 I'll make it fit. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2902 Your bologna has a third name, it's E-M-P-T-Y. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2903 Your saturated fat is about a quart low. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2904 Your engine has a first name, it's B-L-O-W-N. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2905 It doesn’t run on ketchup you know” 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2906 Your engine's shot, buthis dipstick's still good for roasting marshmellows. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2907 Looks like you need to top off your ketchup. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2908 The quintessential gas station hot dog. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2909 It runs on Ketchup 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2910 Your mustard is over a quart low. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2911 You need a quart of mustard. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2912 This is a first 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2913 Eat here and get gas. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2914 I wouldn’t worry too much about the performance… totally common for a vehicle of it’s age. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2915 Do you have any mustard? I’m about a quart low. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2916 You're low on Grey Poupon 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2917 You're a quart low on mustard ma'am. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2918 your relish levels are fine, but you can't put mustard in an all pork engine 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2919 This is a literal dipstick, which I'm using to represent the figurative dipstick who somehow forgot to finish coloring this cartoon. Moron. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2920 Oops, I seem to have used the French Dip Stick by accident. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2921 Sorry, you’re gonna need a new mustard filter. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2922 Your ketchup is okay, but your mustard is down a quart. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2923 So your car has been making you gassy you said? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2924 Well, there's your problem. You're low on dirty cart water. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2925 Ketchup levels fine but mustard's low and relish will cost you extra. 1.2619 0.04190 84 65 18 1
2926 Lady, your mustard is down about a quart 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2927 Why buy gas when you can get it for free after you eat one of these wieners? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2928 What colors do you want the building painted? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2929 You're low on pride. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2930 Looks like your cholesterol level is too high. 1.2619 0.04826 84 62 22 0
2931 I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2932 Everything looks fine. You’re taking excellent care of this vehicle. And quite frankly I couldn’t be more proud of you kiddo. You’re pursuing your dreams in marketing and this job is a huge step in that direction. I put a little cash in the glove box, not much, but enough to treat yourself every now and then. Drive safely and call mom once and awhile. She misses you. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2933 Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2619 0.06586 84 69 8 7
2934 And I’ll throw the magic wand in free! 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2935 This is a mustard only vehicle. Did you use ketchup?! 1.2619 0.05519 84 67 13 4
2936 See here, this means your low on snout. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2937 You're low on relish. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2938 See this mark on the dipstick? It's a quart low on mustard. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2939 The Hot Dog Mobile is actually healthier than a hot dog. 1.2615 0.07683 65 54 5 6
2940 The mustard needs to be topped up. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2941 After the lecture we'll be handing out free books titled "To Serve Man." 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2942 No, we don't check the oil or add mustard any more. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2943 You'll have to top off the ketchup every 3000 miles. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2944 Yep, high cholesterol. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2945 Can't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2946 You’ve been using the lean cuts again, haven’t you? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2947 It's nearly empty, so now would be a great time to think about upgrading to Dijon. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2948 This model just doesn’t cut the mustard” 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2949 No, we don't have oil-free alternatives. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2950 Well, first off, your mustard is brown. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2951 You're pretty low on mustard. Would you like to top it off? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2952 What do you mean with „It looks like a hot dog“? 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2953 You're down a quart of mustard, ma'am. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2954 Relish is OK--but your mustard's down a quart 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2955 You need a quart of catsup and your mustard is low as well. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2956 Do you have salads? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2957 The mustard level is low 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2958 We are talking gas here 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2959 Why yes, I’m an English major. How’d you know? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2960 Your ketchup is beyond it's "sell-by" 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2961 In my days, they came with fins. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2962 We have to charge extra for relish. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2963 Frankly, those compartments are not what you think they are and you have pickle relish in your oil tank. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2964 This is Chicago, no ketchup. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2965 I’m afraid your vehicle is fried. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2966 This parking spot is reserved for electric hot dogs only. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2967 Obscene? Obscenity is the the eye of the beholder. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2968 Frankly, it’s not the wurst I’ve seen. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2969 Looks like you're down a quart of mustard and a half quart of relish. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2970 Go home, Elon. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2971 I have the fixins but I don't relish jobs like this. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2972 Ma’am, you need a new frank-shaft. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2973 Fill it up in four minutes and get it free” (by my ten year old son Gabriel! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2974 A peculiarly misleading example of German engineering. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2975 This is not NY, it will be hard to find spare parts 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2976 Honey,no need to overcompensate. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2977 You're down a quart of mustard, lady, and it seems you're leaking some ketchup into the crankcase 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2978 Sorry, our mustard and relish pumps are empty. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2979 A bit lower in nitrates than I like to see. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2980 Drive slowly to Costco and get 20 gallons of ketchup. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2981 It's low on real meat products 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2982 Actually, it's got even more ketchup than before, Susan. 1.2603 0.05171 73 59 11 3
2983 Listen, you can grill me all you want, but I'm telling you this old dog is fried! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2984 You're low on oil, but insanely full on nitrates. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2985 You should really switch to solar power for this thing 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2986 It’s got about 200,000 miles on it right now, so it burns a little mustard. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2987 How far is Frank further from here? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2988 And it runs on a 60:40 mix of ketchup and mustard,with zero emissions. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2989 House special, the mile long! 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2990 I’ll be frank. This wiener is a total dog. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2991 Ma’am when is the last time you checked your wiener 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2992 Looks like the cholesterol levels were too high and it blew the pump 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2993 Relish is clogging your pipes. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2994 You're down a gallon of mustard. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2995 We can fix your low-mustard problem now but we'll have to special-order the kraut. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2996 I guess diesel will work. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2997 Our electric pumps only fit hamburgers 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2998 That's what she said. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2999 It looks like you need more mustard. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3000 Yup, losing oil, your wurst case scenario 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3001 Dipstick shows you're about a quart low on olive oil. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3002 Sorry Ma’am, it’s pretty fried in there. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3003 I thought you said "hot rod" on the phone, not "hot dog." 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3004 The consistency of brown mustard. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3005 Sorry ketchup is an illegal modification in this state. Ticking you. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3006 Your oil is fried. Or boiled. It's hard to tell at a glance. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3007 I don’t sell hotdogs. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3008 Your catsup is fine but you're a gallon low on mustard. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3009 It was deemed too phallic in Black and White 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3010 YOU APPEAR TO BE A QUART LOW ON MUSTARD. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3011 I looked at other models but this one really cut the mustard. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3012 Eight Oscar Mayers per gallon sounds about right to me. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3013 Your engine is fried. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3014 Ma'am... need I remind you that this vehicle requires MOTOR oil? 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
3015 It’s toasted 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3016 Do forgive me, but there's something oddly sexual about the engine oil, too. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
3017 It ran out of saurekraut. It's the wurst kind of problem... 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
3018 I would go with canola or sunflower — right now you’re way too high in saturated fats. 1.2588 0.05589 85 68 13 4
3019 Unfortunately I'm not qualified to service "plant-based" wienermobiles 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
3020 It's pay as you plump. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
3021 With these mustard levels, I honestly don't know how you made it this far. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3022 Looks like someone's been using unleaded mustard. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
3023 Looks like you're about a quart low but it should still be delicious 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3024 We need to change out the synthetic relish. Do you know what that does to the roll? 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
3025 It needs ketchup. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3026 Frankly, I’m surprised you got the wiener in with no oil. 1.2584 0.05426 89 71 14 4
3027 Would you like a free microchip with that? You won't notice a thing. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3028 With a fresh quart of oil, everyone will be even more love with you. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3029 When’s lunch? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3030 I'm really looking forward for them to produce the electric version. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3031 You're a quart low on mustard. Since this is a Bentley, we better add Grey Poupon. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3032 No wonder your hearing grinding noises...there's relish in you engine oil. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3033 You should definitely top up the mustard, but the relish should get you through to Topeka. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3034 Looks like you’re low on mustard. What do you run? Yellow? Dijon? A blend? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3035 It's cured. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3036 There's your problem. Water's not dirty. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
3037 It's contaminated with ketchup. You been travelin' through Texas?" #badnewsbear 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3038 Diesel? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3039 It is a hybrid. It runs on sauerkraut and petroleum. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3040 Looks like ketchup leaking into the oil. But who uses ketchup instead of mustard anyway? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3041 Looks like you filled the tank with ketchup instead of catsup. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3042 Looks like you're a bit low on mustard. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3043 Yep; looks like a quart low on spicy mustard. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
3044 Mustard's fine, but your ketchup is low. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
3045 Most imports run better on synthetics or blends, like sriracha. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3046 Ma'am, your mustard reservoir is dangerously low. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3047 You're a wiener low. 1.2576 0.05838 66 53 11 2
3048 If you want this thing to run properly, you’re going to have to stop hot doggin it on the streets. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3049 is: “Your warranty is void from that one time you used gluten-free vegan bio-diesel WITH GMO, not without.” 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3050 Sorry we don’t pump nitrates here 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3051 I can’t fill up with mustard gas? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3052 Our oil it has a first name: Q-U-A-K-E-R ... 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3053 You need to add a quart of mustard 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3054 You put ketchup in there, it should of been mustard. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3055 Based on my analysis, the artist ran out of crayons after coloring the hot dog vehicle. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3056 Looks like your gluten level is really high. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3057 I see you’re running low on both mustard and ketchup! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3058 You have coconut oil, right? It's a vegan vehicle. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
3059 One more bite and you’ll disappear. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3060 Use anything but ethanol, it will turn this vehicle into a corndog 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3061 I guarantee you'll soon be on a roll. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3062 No more 'hot-dogging' until the next oil change. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3063 shows you are running a little low on mustard. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3064 Compensating for what? 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
3065 You overfilled the mustard and flooded the weiner. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3066 Did I mention that I started doing cross-fit? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3067 Looks like we are running low on byproducts 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3068 Low on mustard and sauerkraut 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3069 You're running low on relish. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
3070 I wouldn't say low, but you're down a weenie. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3071 We're out of Grey Poupon. Yellow ok? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3072 When was the last time you put mustard in this thing? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3073 And that’s more or less how the sausage gets repaired. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3074 Gas? This thing runs on mustard. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3075 Your Ketchup is fine, but your Mustard is low. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3076 Is it true that everyone is in love with you? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3077 There’s pickle relish in your gear box and it’s jammed up everything. We’ll have to flush with mustard and hope for the best! 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3078 The mustard is bad for the engine! 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3079 I’m afraid you’ve been using the wrong grade of mustard!! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3080 Can I get some mustard and onions on that? We’re in a hurry. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3081 Here’s your problem: this is ketchup not mustard. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3082 Your mustard’s no longer social distancing from your chili. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3083 You’re a foot long down. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3084 Your baloney has a first name, it’s O-l-d-c-a-r 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3085 Was there another twenty foot, hot dog automobile you meant when we suggested me meet? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3086 We don’t have a proper charging station for one of … these. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3087 I’ve mustered every part I could. This wiener is cooked.” 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3088 You're the 100th person today with that question. No my name is not Frank 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3089 I'm tellin ya, lady... you shouldn't use the same oil to cook and drive. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3090 Your very low on ketchup, but this is Chicago, so you don't need it. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3091 Yep, somebody added ketchup again. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3092 Bad news: you're low in oil AND high in sodium. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3093 Looks like you need to add some mustard 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3094 I can't think of a single caption that is not inappropriate 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3095 Looks like this thing is 3 quarts low in saturated fats. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3096 Your kosher level is too low. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3097 The mustard and ketchuo truck should be here in no time. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3098 You're low on 'associated parts 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3099 It's the latest in tiny homes! My dog loves it! 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3100 You oughta hear the puns people come up with 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
3101 Gotta get creative when your delivery truck gets stolen. Here 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3102 Have you tried switching to vegetable oil? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3103 You should be fine, but if you’re worried, there’s a mustard store down the block. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3104 You're a quart low, but we don't sell mustard here. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3105 Your “Check Mustard” light came on because your mustard level is low. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3106 yes we have gas, but ketchup may be a problem 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3107 Just as I thought. It's running low on mustard. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3108 It looks like you're a quart low on mustard. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3109 A plant based oil? That won't work. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3110 You only need to change New York Hotdog water every 5 years. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3111 I think you’re about a wiener low” 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3112 Ma’am, you put Mayo in the tank, not much we can do. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3113 Sorry to tell you son but driving a rig of this nature without even the most basic of condiments is strictly taboo 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3114 Well, Mr. Mayer, the oil seems fine but you could use a quart of mustard. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3115 Yep, that’s your problem right there - Ketchup. 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
3116 Definitely a different sort of hybrid -- uses gas and gives you gas. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
3117 The Joey Chestnut family is first in line! 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
3118 Catsup congeals. Now if you used mustard. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3119 Your wiener to bun ratio needs trimming. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3120 I'm glad I'm not your Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3121 You should’ve seen my last customer, what a Brat! 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
3122 . . . and the mustard's a bit low . . . 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3123 Yup, it's low on mustard, alright. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3124 Looks like your saturated fat levels are low. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3125 I know I tell you this every time you come in, but the nitrites are still off the charts. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3126 The good news is your fluid levels are fine. The bad news is that roll is all soggy. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3127 You're low on mustard, I will add a quart to ketchup. 1.2542 0.06662 59 48 8 3
3128 It should run fine now, you were just little low on mustard 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3129 How about a little Lithium ? #mentalhealthawareness 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3130 There's catsup AND mustard in there. I'm gonna have to drain it. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3131 Yep, we are really low on ketchup. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3132 Your cholesterol is off the charts 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3133 Don't worry. It happens to everyone. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3134 The deluxe model has sauerkraut on the top. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3135 The problem isn't that the oil is low, but that there isn't enough mustard. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3136 Reduced fat in your weiner doesn't mean you can use less oil in your weiner mobile engine. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3137 You're two quarts low for the fries. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3138 It could use a couple of quarts of mustard. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3139 Ketchup's fine, the mustard is a little low. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3140 Do we filler up with yellow or can we afford the Grey Poupon 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3141 It’s a mustard relish thing. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3142 Looks like you’re pretty low on nutrition. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3143 Looks like you're down a quart of beef 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3144 Sorry, ma'am. Your weinermeter says even if you were an Oscar Mayer weiner, no one would be in love with you. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3145 I’m sorry ma’am, we only have unleaded and diesel, no relish. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3146 (Summer 2021 car rentals) “Sorry miss, but we’re all out of compact and mid-size.” 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3147 . It says right here- on June 23, 1996 “You wished you were an Oscar Mayer Weiner” 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3148 Two quarts of mustard and you'll be ready to roll. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3149 I think you are a quart low on mustard. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3150 I have to ask, who tried to put ketchup in it? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3151 Low on ketchup 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3152 We”ll just have to pull it in the service bay. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3153 Yep, just as I suspected. These old weiners sometimes need a little something to get going...ahem, well, if you know what I mean. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3154 I'm trying to find a non vegan mechanic. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3155 Oil's fine. You're down on mustard & pickles. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3156 It contains plenty of gas and oil, but I recommend a quart of mustard. 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
3157 The spicy brown looks good, but you’re about a quart low on the yellow. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3158 Looks like you're running very low on mustard! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3159 Do you see a giant hotdog behind me? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3160 Your concept car's m.p.g. isn't so hot, dawg, but to be frank, it is a big wiener. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3161 I relish this. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3162 .-- I'm sorry you can't set up shop here. We sell gas, not things that give you gas! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3163 Just as I thought: you’re low on diggidies. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3164 Your hot dog unfortunately doesn’t quite cut the mustard anymore. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3165 Lots of oil, but the sodium is a problem. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3166 You’re a few mustard packets low. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3167 Your oil's a bit low. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3168 This testing dipstick says too many calories. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3169 Looks like you’re down a couple of quarts of mustard. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3170 You're out of flatulence 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3171 Sign here, ma'm...It's for the new Trump exhibit. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3172 Sorry, this is a hamburger only service station. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3173 You’re down 2 quarts, do you want Dijon or Pommery? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3174 I blame Biden. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3175 It looks like you have mustard in your ketchup. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3176 Yes, it can be fixed, but you're low on mustard, the bun has been burned and your wiener is fried. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3177 The dogs are okay, but they give me gas. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3178 Looks like you could use more mustard 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3179 Umm. Your cooking oil is low. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3180 Yep, I got her all beefed up. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3181 Mustard, ketchup or diesel? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3182 Why would anyone want to be an Oscar Meyer wiener? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3183 Looks like it's been running red hot. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3184 I’m afraid mustard gas is banned by the Geneva Convention. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
3185 A quick top up with mustard oil and you’re good to go for the giants game. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3186 Looks like you're low on monosodium glutamate 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3187 It's not the oil, but something sure doesn't smell kosher. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3188 I will completely lose faith in America if Trump wins in 2024. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
3189 Your sodium looks good, but your nitrates could use a topping off. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3190 It still has to pass a USDA inspection. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3191 It looks like you have a problem with your hotdog to bun ratio. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3192 Ya' know, there's no shame in asking for help in getting it up and functioning again. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3193 You're running way too low on monochrome to make it to The New Yorker. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3194 You'll get to Chicago, but switch to mustard. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3195 See,your problem is that you're driving a hot dog instead of a car. You should eat this,not drive it. Understand? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3196 « If you want the engine to run smoothly, use regular mustard and no spice. » 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3197 Frankly speaking, it's a dog of a job. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3198 The oil is fine but the mustard is very low. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
3199 It's time for a mustard change. Ketchup or you'll be in a pickle. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3200 I told not to use ketchup. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3201 If they laugh you take this stick and shove it up their nose! 1.2532 0.04923 79 63 14 2
3202 Your oil looks fine, but your mustard and ketchup need to be topped off. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3203 Ma’am you’re stopping vegans from entering this gas station so... thank you! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3204 Hmm seems go be low on relish 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3205 Oh... It's wurst-er than I expected... 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3206 I’m sorry, we’re organic… 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3207 I’m afraid that your engine is flooded with mustard. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3208 Her relish is fine, but her mustard's starting to look a bit unprepared. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3209 Appears I'm a quart low on mustard. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3210 I’m going to be Frank, it doesn’t look good 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3211 It appears your dog may be running hot. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3212 Yeah, they just don't make 'em like the used to. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3213 ‘Your charge levels are bubble, sear, or burn.” 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3214 Oh yeah, this speed demon's got tons of mustard on her 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3215 You can have your fill of weiners, Ma'am! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3216 It looks like ketchup! 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3217 For optimal performance you have to fill ‘er up with Dijon instead of regular 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3218 But how do my triglycerides look?… 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3219 Exactly how many calls did you receive about the extended warranty? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3220 Looks like oil's low....what do you have here, one of those veggie dogs? 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3221 This won't cut the mustard. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3222 Corporate’s been tabling an aerial model, too. But I guess “wiener-copter” doesn’t present the same optics. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3223 But we don't carry high-cholesterol oil. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3224 Is this “Real Yellow Mustard or synthetic? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3225 You need to change your condiments every 5,000 meals. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3226 Don't be too shocked at the price, this is a 'Dodger'. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3227 Hmmm. It looks like your running low on motor oil and mustard. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3228 Your hotdogging apparently blew a gasket. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3229 You say you're here to GIVE gas? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3230 Looks like you put Dijon mustard instead of the standard yellow, I'm afraid you'll need to flush the whole system. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3231 Oh, you'll get gas all right. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3232 Looks like you're low on hot mustard. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
3233 It looks like someone filled this with honey mustard, when your dog takes straight yellow. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3234 you have got to stop using that cheap mustard 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3235 Seems like it's definitely leaking mustard....I can replace with catsup for a quick fix! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3236 Mustard is doing okay. Ketchup's a little low. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3237 You’re a quart short on sauerkraut. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3238 I told you. Never ever put catsup on the hot dog. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3239 For this model I suggest using high grade premium extra virgin olive oil. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3240 The obvious joke is you're a quart low on mustard, but it's actually low on oil. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3241 It should look bright yellow, not like Dijon. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3242 Sorry,Joey Chestnut has it reserved for July 4th. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3243 Your nitrate is a quart low. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3244 You can’t be putting Dijon in this thing. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
3245 I don’t relish telling you this, but your mustard is down a quart. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3246 Using ketchup was wrong for a few reasons. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3247 Hey Joey! I'll bet that you can't eat 76 of them in 10 minutes. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3248 Tell your husband to slow down and check the oil once in a while Mrs. Chestnut. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3249 We don't service Vegan Dogs. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3250 Your relish and ketchup are good, but your mustard is a quart low. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3251 You're low on the mustard and relish, but there's still plenty of ketchup. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3252 A lot of viscosity in this premium mustard. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3253 Know where I can get a fill-up of mustard? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3254 I can fix it, but it's gonna cost some serious bread. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3255 Well, your problem is that it's vegan. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3256 You’re a pint low of mustard. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3257 Of course it runs on gas! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3258 your oil is fine but you're a bit low on condiments. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3259 Is this one of those smart dogs? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3260 Mustard's about a quart low. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3261 I'll change the oil, you cut the mustard! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3262 Try not to be hotdogging on the road 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3263 Whoa! Easy on the Viagra! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3264 The display here says it's too hot, dawg. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3265 You need a new weinerator. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3266 I do not care. It's written here: Your summary order for the entire lockdown period. Where should i unload cargo? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3267 Good training for Nathans 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3268 Easy fix. I'll just add a quart of mustard. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3269 Hate to tell ya buddy, but your weenie’s down a quart 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3270 Fuel is cheap although I splurge on dijon. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3271 Here’s the problem, ma’am. You’re low on ketchup. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3272 Good news, bad news: grease levels are okay, but your wiener’s cooked.” 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3273 You are low on mustard. I’ll put in another 455 packets. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3274 You'll need a lot more dough to keep this baby on the road. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3275 It looks like your wiener could use a lube. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3276 You're a little low on nitrites. Are you sure this isn't a turkey frank? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3277 It's the closest thing I could find to a phallic symbol. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3278 I'm afraid that your bun is leaking fluid. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3279 It will run another 70,000 miles, but the Pull date is Thursday. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3280 Good news; you’re only low on mustard. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3281 You need a quart of oil…and you can use a little extra mustard as well” 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
3282 You need a mustard change. Yellow or spicy brown? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3283 The engine looks good except you are down a quart of mustard 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3284 Goin' all the way to Chicago? You'll need more than mustard fer fillin' up, maam. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3285 This is a bratwurstmobile. It only runs on sauerkraut. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3286 The fluids in these types of vehicles are particularly carcinogenic. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3287 No, it's not the subliminal Conservative response to MeToo. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3288 Gone to the dogs I'm afraid 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3289 Even after a new quart of oil, it's still uncertain whether or not it's a sandwich. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3290 The mustard alone is $7500 and you're lucky ketchup does not belong on hot dogs. 1.2500 0.05046 84 67 15 2
3291 Pretty sure I can skewer it onto here no problem - but Lord knows where we're going to find a big enough campfire. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3292 What are you saying? You never wanted a 20-foot-long remote control hot dog? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3293 You’re a little low on the Gulden’s. Pardon me, but you’ll get better mileage with Grey Poupon. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3294 Your ketchup pressure is just fine, but some idiot put Dijon mustard in the transmission. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3295 Bad news is that the relish and ketchup levels are reading low, the good news is that we're stocked up on both here. Just check the condiments aisle. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3296 Seriously? Not any burgers at all? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3297 Your mustard level is a couple quarts low. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3298 It's a test model. First we go electric. Then we take her to space. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
3299 An oil change isn't necessary under 200 calories. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3300 Good to the last drop!!!!! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3301 Your cholesterol is fine. You want me to check the palm oil? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3302 Well, here’s the problem, too much mustard. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3303 It has plenty of grease now, but you may need stents later. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3304 You are low on mustard and ketchup. The chopped onions, chili and pickle relish are fine. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3305 There's you problem. You've been filling it with canola oil. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3306 Looks like your mustard is a little low. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3307 If you go past the relish then you've gone too far. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3308 I ordered a hotdog & it came with a dipstick 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3309 Fill ‘er up with trans fats. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3310 She's brand new, Vienna sausage, German engineering. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3311 I'd really like to help you but I don't recognize any of the parts. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3312 Your oil is a little low but it tastes delicious. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3313 Sir I swear, all I wanted to do was eat a hot dog 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3314 No,sorry this one not edible. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3315 looks like I am a little low on relish. Can you fill me up? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3316 So, I am confused... are you getting or giving, Gas? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3317 Sorry, ma'am. We're a vegan certified service station. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3318 The mustard is low, but you said this was a vegan dog? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3319 For the last time, it takes deli mustard, not diesel! 1.2500 0.05038 92 73 16 3
3320 I hate to tell you this but your engine is tofu 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3321 you're a quart low on fat 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3322 Take a left, then a right, drive about three miles and you can’t miss it 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3323 Sorry M'am, you 're a getting a little low on the mustard! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3324 You won't relish this: the engine no longer cuts the mustard. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3325 Driving across the country enough times in this thing really makes you wonder: "Is this what I truly want to be?" 1.2474 0.05188 97 79 13 5
3326 You're down a pint of mustard, and I'd top off the relish as long as I'm in there. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3327 Have you been putting ketchup on it? 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
3328 I'm sorry, ma'am. That's what hot dogs do. They suck all the color out of the world. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3329 The price for unleaded ketchup has really gone up. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
3330 Based on my professional opinion, this thing is full of preservatives. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
3331 You're running low on mustard. 1.2471 0.04706 85 64 21 0
3332 I recommend that you shift from ethanol to a mix of mustard and onion. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3333 Yep. Just what I thought. Two quarts low on mustard. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3334 No ma’am. NEVER ketchup. You’re a low on French’s mustard. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3335 Rookie mistake. You never want to put ketchup in these things. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3336 Really is a colorful ride, isn't she? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3337 The ketchup level is good 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3338 Its from your ex husband Says this is your new home he has to pay for you to live in as per the divorce agreement. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3339 Two will relish and mustard to go” 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3340 When did you have your last ketchup change? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3341 You’re down two gallons of ketchup. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
3342 One of these is equal to 200 contest dogs 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3343 I recommend a change to polyunsaturated. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3344 Just as I thought. Your head gasket is leaking ketchup into the cylinder head. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3345 It’s cars like yours that make me relish this job. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3346 You need a refill. Mustard levels are too low. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3347 I don’t relish giving you this bad news. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
3348 Yeah, I know they’re fun to ride, but you do not want to see how they’re made. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3349 We only service yellow mustard cars here ma'am, but a Dijon shop is right down the road 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3350 Your LDL levels are fine but the HDL's are concerning 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3351 Yep, your mustard level is dangerously low. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3352 Dam, you're a quart and a half short of Mustard, your Weiner must have been slipping. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3353 You’re low on pickle relish. 1.2468 0.02714 77 63 13 1
3354 It's no good... someone filled it with cheese. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3355 I’m sorry, but wurst case scenario we probably won’t be done with it for another few weeks or so. We’re behind and need to ketchup on some orders. Wiener you gonna need it back by? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3356 Callin me a little wiener won’t make me go away. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3357 The gas mileage isn't good but its a great rental for anyone who wants to be top dog at the beach. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3358 You know I’ve heard all the ones about the Jolly Green Giant. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3359 Promise you won't slap me. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3360 I'm not a chef but I'd say way more grease and you'll have a winner. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3361 You want golden or dijon? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3362 I have to drive the plug-in wiener today. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3363 Funny how most of the captions below us are basically the same, isn't it? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3364 I recommend Heinz 87. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3365 We’re going to hold the onions due to its contamination in the mustard. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3366 With the right octane mustard, it gets 40 miles per large jar. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3367 These levels won't cut the mustard. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3368 I think I'm losing interest in email. 1.2466 0.07241 73 62 4 7
3369 Not really sure what the problem is—you just never know what’s in a wiener… 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3370 Of course the good thing is that nobody ever asks to borrow my car. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3371 Someone topped up with ketchup instead of mustard. Not my error, Oscar. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3372 It looks as though you're low on mustard, but your levels on catsup and relish seem fine." 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3373 Hmmm…Looks like you need to add a quart. You’re running a little low on Cholester-oil. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3374 Yes levels are off, think we’re looking at a clogged artery. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3375 You need nitrous not nitrites! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3376 I do recommend an oil change. But organic olive oil from Tuscany is a bit too much for what you have here. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3377 Yep…as suspected needs more ketchup !!! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3378 Is this ketchup!?! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3379 You’re running low on beef byproducts. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3380 Your mustard level is okay, but the relish is looking a little low." 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3381 The Bipolar World Order sure needs a shot of love. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3382 You're down about 6,900 packs of yellow mustard. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3383 Looks like you're low on cooking oil. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
3384 We colored in the hotdog car so you can tell what it is. Now you can make your hotdog mechanic jokes like “you’re a quart low on pig anuses.” 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3385 Yup, you need the premium condiment tune-up. But today, for you, I’ll just charge you peanuts. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3386 The picnic gasket is fine. Problem's with the meat shield. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3387 The only problem with this vehicle is that it doesn 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3388 You want to replace that with regular, synthetic, or dijon? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3389 Classic case of too much fetching. With a bit of rest and you'll have your dog back cooler than ever. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3390 I’m a quart down, tap water will suffice. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3391 Looks like you're out of ketchup, but you'll have to leave Chicago to get it filled. 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
3392 Relish in the ketchup filter, but mustard is ok. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3393 Sorry, the only mustard we have is in those little packets. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3394 Well, the problem's not a low sodium level. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3395 Ma'am, looks way overdue for a mustard change." 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3396 It still wags 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3397 I dunno what it is, but something’s not kosher. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3398 Frankly ma’am, this isn’t the wurst case scenario. One more gas stop, and I’m sure your mileage will ketchup. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3399 I would relish the chance to say you can ketchup quickly, but I mustard-ently say it’s too late to cool down this hot dog. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3400 Mam, something ain’t kosher here 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3401 These new fan-dangled models never have enough grease. 1.2464 0.05017 69 54 14 1
3402 Sorry, we do not take "Nathan Hotdog" credit cards for repair work or gas. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3403 Mustard's okay but relish is way, way down. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3404 The mustard level is too low, the linkage is red hot, and frankly, I wouldn't relish putting any more bread into this dog. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3405 It doesn’t have much trade-in value. I would just eat it. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3406 Id suggest switching to low sodium 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3407 would you like this with fries? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3408 Madam, your hot dog sedan needs some oil. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3409 You're a quart low on mustard and you could use a topper on the relish. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3410 You're nearing Chicagoland; this celery salt additive should help. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3411 Looks like your on a roll 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3412 Where are ALL the toppings we ordered???!!! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3413 Well ma’am, you’re a little low on mustard, but your nitrite levels look normal. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3414 Ma'am, hotdog water is not an oil substitute. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
3415 Yes Sir, dog chasing has been a bit of an issue, but it doesn't explain the ketchup traces in the bite marks... 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3416 Divorce me and take whatever, Suzy... just don't take the Weinermobile." 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3417 There’s a beef shortage so repairing this kosher model is gonna cost ya. 1.2462 0.04918 65 53 10 2
3418 This must be a Fat Free hot dog, there is no oil at all. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3419 Sadly, mustard never really took off as an alternative fuel.” 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3420 'You're dangerously low on imagery." 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3421 Has it been like this for more than four hours? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3422 Yep, as I suspected …you’re down a quart of mustard. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3423 You’re down three quarts of relish! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3424 Looks like you're a quart low of French's 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3425 Yes, mustard's low. But you're in luck, we can have it on the grill with all the fixings and a fresh bun change this afternoon." 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3426 I would relish the chance to ask you out. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3427 Your mustard needs four quarts! 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3428 Ma’am, this shows you’re low on mustard. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3429 Once the internal temperature reaches 145 degrees you'll be good to go. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3430 I don't know, somehow I just don't feel seen. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3431 I’m no expert, but I think you’re running low on mustard. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3432 You're a little low on mustard, lady. Di you want Dijon or Poupon? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3433 No I’m afraid that’s not how keto works, Sir. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3434 Ma'am, the sandwich ingredients here follow global standards! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3435 You’re about two quarts low on mustard 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3436 I'm afraid your engine overheated and your bun is toast. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3437 It's our new plant-based hot dog that is nitrite- and gluten-free. No charge for the banana bun or the mustard. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3438 How long have you been going without ketchup? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3439 You're down about half a quart of Grey Poupon. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3440 Two for one special! Get a real Viennese hot dog and listen to a real Viennese waltz. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3441 Ketchup is fine but you are about a quart low in mustard and relish 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3442 Your piccalilli is a little low. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3443 Lube is good but your weiner is a underinflated. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3444 Yes, it was designed by Joey Chestnut. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3445 It's stuffed with mustard! 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3446 Sorry to say, ma’am, but your car was already cooked months ago. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3447 Your trans fats are off the charts,I recommend you switch to a soy dog and the gluten-free bun. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3448 I know it's crazy. But some people insist on seeing how the sausage was made." 1.2447 0.06179 94 79 7 8
3449 Do you have mustard gas? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
3450 The dipstick shows you are down a quart of ketchup. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3451 You've gotta fix that mustard leak or you'll fry your engine. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
3452 I didn't know that you delivered. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3453 You're a quart low. You want French's or Grey Poupon 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3454 Says here you're low on relish...is this a Chicago-based DogRV? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3455 This vehicle runs on natural gas Anita Barlow Edmond, Oklahoma 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3456 O, it’s ingenious—people thought the vaccines had the chip but it was hot dogs all along! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3457 Do you have any high octane Grey Poupon? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3458 It's as we suspected, you're going to need a new marketing vehicle. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3459 Sorry, no mustard right now... 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3460 You’re a couple packets low on mustard. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3461 Oil is fine. Mustard two gallons low. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3462 It overheated on the super octane Gray Poupon--These old models do their best mileage on regular old yellow mustard. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3463 Looks like you just need a teeny weenie bit of gas… 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3464 Look on the bright side, it could’ve been (brat)wurst 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3465 Your mustard’s a bit low, ma’am. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
3466 You gotta change the mustard every five thousand miles if you want to keep her hummin 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3467 Uh-oh. Somebody gave you a couple quarts of Yellow. This baby only runs of Spicy Brown. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3468 Your carcinogenic heterocyclic amine is running low. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3469 With today’s wieners, I recommend using organic over synthetic mustard. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3470 You ordered it with the works 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3471 70’000 gallons of mustard????? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3472 It belongs to a guy named Joey who is in his way to Brooklyn. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3473 So, it looks like your vehicle has high cholesterol. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3474 Your ketchup is down a quart! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3475 Want fries with that? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3476 I recommend the spicy brown instead of the yellow after 50,000 miles. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3477 That comes to a total of $62.50, including the mustard and relish refills. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3478 It's owned by a couple of guys named Ace and Gary. Retired crime fighters. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3479 Frankly speaking it may be time to contact the rest of the Wieners 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3480 You're good for at least another ten thousand miles. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3481 Well, it looks like your mustard's about a quart low. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3482 Upgrade! This Coney Island oil provides no viscosity. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3483 You’re almost out of electrolytes. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3484 You're definitely running low. Spicy Brown is the middle pump and Dijon is on the left. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3485 You don’t want to see how this gets made. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3486 I know it’s a “hot dog” but you can’t replace motor oil with mustard 1.2432 0.05022 74 58 15 1
3487 It’s meat free... lower carbon emissions 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3488 We say all beef, but the casing is pork.. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3489 Don’t think I’m able to help with this one. As I’m sure you’ve noticed ma’am, your car is a F*CKING HOT DOG! It’s a miracle this thing was ever able to move at all… 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3490 No, I don't think your husband's viagara will get it going 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3491 It’s going to take a lot to get this old wiener up and running. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3492 Bud, I gotta get to Coney Island for my hot dog competition 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3493 You are using off-brand mustard. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3494 The mustard level is down about quart. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3495 I told you she was running lean. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3496 Well, here’s your problem, looks like your horseradish is half a quart low. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3497 I bought this from Paul Ryan back when he was cool. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3498 Sure enough, it’s synthetic. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3499 You need to flush the whole thing. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3500 I think we are low in mustard! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3501 With this model you don't change the oil. You just keep draining it. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3502 Here's your problem. Someone used ketchup instead of mustard. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3503 It gets about 10 miles per 100 weiners, but it really runs better on diesel. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3504 The mustard level is fine but we need to put it on the lift to check the sauerkraut. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3505 How did you manage to get mustard on your dipstick? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3506 Your relish is low and you really should be using Dijon in these foreign jobs. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3507 You're a quart low, do you want Heinz or Del Monte? 1.2424 0.06499 66 52 10 3
3508 We only have colddog service due to breakdown 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3509 I don't relish giving you bad news. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3510 We never put ketchup on our hotdogs. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3511 You're playing catch up here. I don't relish your chances. It will take all you can muster to make it to Coney Island. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3512 what do you mean you don’t sell mustard gas? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3513 Our dog is really hot. Wanna try it? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3514 It’s quite low, Ma’am. I’d top it up with two quarts of yellow mustard, Dijon if you’re wanting premium. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3515 Here's the problem. You put in unleaded 89 and this model only takes Heinz 57. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3516 A vegan put coconut oil in the sump. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3517 You're down a quart. French's or Grey Poupon? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3518 You’re down a quart - Do you want Dijon or Spicy Brown? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3519 I'll be frank, you're engine is toast. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3520 You're down about a quart of condiments. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3521 Onions and sauerkraut are fine … you could use a pint of mustard, though. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3522 Hate to break it to you, but you're dangerously low on relish. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3523 Yeah, saturated fat and sodium levels are high which is not uncommon in this model. Obviously, parking can be a little tricky” 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3524 It may be totaled. Mustard! Day-glow yellow Mustard, never catsup. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3525 You are low on mustard, but catsup is ok. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3526 Hasn’t anyone contacted you about your extended warranty?” 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3527 I see here she runs on french fry grease. How ‘bout that! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3528 Well at least I'm not the New York City Board of Elections. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
3529 Looks like you’re down one quart of mustard and two pints of chili!” 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3530 Looky here. That flashing yellow warning light you complained to me about means you’re getting low on mustard. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3531 Fluid's low, you got a leak. That should explain the soggy bun too. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3532 You'll need a couple quarts of mustard, a gallon of chopped onions and five gallons of chili. That'll make it move good. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3533 Maybe we can put the gas in a can, and you can fill it that way. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
3534 It helps with the job interviews to be able to say that I'm still top dog at something. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3535 you got beer? 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
3536 Will that be mustard or ketchup, ma'am? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3537 Yeah, but when I touch you with this magic wand, you'll FEEL like you're flying. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3538 You need to add some chili and cheese if you're going to make it to Coney Island. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3539 Just as I thought. Your mustard is running low. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
3540 Well, there’s your problem. You used ketchup. You can’t use ketchup on these Chicago models. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
3541 Mustard levels are at their record low since gas prices went up. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
3542 I had to lubricate it to fit in my garage. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
3543 Looks like you’re low on mustard 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3544 You’re low on mustard. OM recommends yellow. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3545 This one only takes dijon. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3546 And lastly, here's a harpoon so you can shoot anyone who makes more than three phallic jokes. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3547 You're a quart low of 10W Yellow 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3548 Just as I suspected: low on condiments. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3549 Bad news, your engine is fried. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3550 Doesn't cut the mustard! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3551 Looks like the mustard is low. What grade? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3552 Ma'am I'm not sure why you would think we sell toys in here, this is a food truck... 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3553 Looks as though you have water in your mustard. We will need to flush and refill. 1.2410 0.04723 83 68 12 3
3554 With Trump at Mar-a-Lago full time, the storage tanks of tanning spray are nearly empty. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3555 Who ordered the Tube Steak Deluxe? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3556 Funny - just last week we had a Pontiac Potato in here with the same problem. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3557 Here's your problem - kethcup instead of mustard! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3558 I think your engine is just about cooked, frankly. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3559 Got bad news. I can fix your wiener. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3560 You're down a quart of nitrates and this dog uses the synthetic 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3561 While I wait for a tow, do you mind if we turn the gas station into a hot dog stand for 6-8 hours? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3562 While she had ask for: “one with everything”, he still felt the need explain some of the new model’s finer points. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3563 Doggone 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3564 Frank's Garage 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
3565 We're down two quarts of mustard. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3566 I know everyone is going electric now but we just don’t have any way to charge your wiener. 1.2405 0.06793 79 67 5 7
3567 A little more mustard and sauerkraut will do the trick! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3568 You’re down 1 quart. Will that be mustard or ketchup? 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
3569 Yup, Musk has got nothin on me! The wienermobile operates with ketchup or mustard, that's the real renewable! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3570 Ma‘am, in this scenario, size definitely does matter. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3571 Your ball bearings are completely worn. We'll have that big Wiener friction- free in about an hour. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3572 My other car is the Bratmobile! 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3573 You should be good for another 20,000 ketchup packets. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3574 I think you’re going to need a large fry with this. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
3575 It looks like you blew a seal. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3576 You need litres of Dijon. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3577 Mr. Chestnut needs a tune-up 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3578 It is the zeppelin of our times. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3579 You are down about two quarts of mustard. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3580 Please tell me you didn't put mayonnaise in it. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3581 If you had purchased an Oscar Mayer wienermobile the drivetrain and condiments would have been covered by their 200,000 mile bun to bumper warranty. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3582 You're a tad bit low on sriracha sauce. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3583 It didn’t plump up when I cooked it. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3584 It needs a pint of catsup 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3585 There's plenty of oil, but it could use more mustard. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3586 The price of gasoline isn't the only thing that's increased. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3587 Problem is, it runs on mustard gas. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3588 Dirty water. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3589 No, you can't store your pickles in there. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3590 You are low on ketchup and fine on mustard! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3591 Four quarts of oil will keep your foot long happy in its bun. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3592 The oil is fine. Care for any mustard or relish? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3593 1.21 gigawatts! - What the hell is a gigawatt? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3594 So, ketchup & mustard? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3595 I know you killed that kid. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3596 Just as I suspected… too much ketchup, not enough mustard 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3597 Full fat. Nobody wants a green hot dog... 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3598 Looks like your mustard's down a quart 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3599 Now I know why hot dogs always give me gas! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3600 You're down a few quarts, but that's not your biggest problem. Joey Chestnut is just a half-mile away. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3601 I assume I can be frank with you. You are two quarts low on mustard. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3602 It's a bit too low on cholesterol. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3603 It gives me gas, so I’ll return the favor. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3604 He's just sleeping. The nap will help. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3605 Our hotdogs give you more miles of gas per hour than this filling station 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3606 Two quarts of spicy mustard should do it. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3607 Your vehicle is asking for Heinz, not some generic brand. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3608 Sorry, we don't have a Tesla charging station here. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3609 So this is the final round of the hot dog eating contest, huh? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3610 Well, there’s your problem. You filled her up with ketchup instead of mustard 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3611 I'll have one giant Weiner please". 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3612 You're a little low on mustard and I say this with relish. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3613 See, you're using ketchup—this engine only takes mustard. Ketchup should be nowhere near this thing...NOWHERE NEAR 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3614 the dipstick shows that we're low on mustard 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3615 Your down a quart of chili and your Sauerkraut needs changing… 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3616 You’re running low on ketchup and mustard. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3617 Premium mustard only. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3618 The dipstick reads low, looks like it needs service. I recommend synthetic mustard, with relish and onions, hold the ketchup. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3619 In this economy, mustard is a much better bet than gas 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3620 It's a quart of mustard low." 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3621 Well, you're two quarts low, but this baby won't run on regular. We're gonna have to special order the Dijon. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3622 You’re low on mustard oil and onions 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3623 No, just burgers! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3624 You're down a quart. Does it take Yellow, Dijon, or Hot? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3625 You're two quarts down. Do you use dijon or regular? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3626 If you want to put some mustard on it, I'd suggest Nathan's. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3627 Frankly, your ketchup is fine, but your mustard is a quart low. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3628 Yeah, you're done a quart of mustard..... 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3629 I come from Florida 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3630 Sorry ma’am, but you’re going to need a new CARB-orator. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3631 There will be a 6 week wait, we have to special-order the parts from Frankfort 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3632 I swear sir, there must be a confusion. I do not know a Mr. Mayer 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3633 You're out of mustard! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3634 I told you last time not to put sauerkraut in the gas tank. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3635 You're out of mustard gas. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3636 Driving the Weiner mobile is not to be taken lightly 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
3637 You're a little low. Heinz or French's? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3638 I’m a little lost, I’m looking for the funeral home on Elm. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3639 It's down a quart of olive oil. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3640 It’s Joey Chestnut’s winter place 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3641 you"re low on pickles! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3642 Your engine isn't cutting the mustard. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3643 No, it's five hundred dollars for converting from gas to mustard. It's twenty thousand dollars for knowing how. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3644 Give me five good reasons why Uber-Wurst can't compete. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3645 The water is too clean. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3646 This thing runs on mustard? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3647 Burgermobiles don’t have this problem. They also handle corners easy. 1.2381 0.05519 84 69 11 4
3648 The secret is to keep the buns on the roll” 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3649 Can't tell if it's the transmission fluid or the mustard. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3650 The other dipstick is the guy that put the mustard in the oilpan. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3651 You won't relish this. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3652 The battery's shot. You're gonna need a fresh potato. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3653 The manufacturer recommends a mustard change every 3000 dogs. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3654 Steamed dogs are the wave of the future. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3655 It's time to change your relish - do you use sweet or dill? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3656 Hmm, smells like Dijon to me. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3657 I'd recommend upgrading to Grey Poupon. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3658 To be frank, you're going to need a quart of oil. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3659 You're out of condiments. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3660 It's oil-hungry alright. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3661 How many gallons of mustard did you want with that? 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3662 I gotta be honest here: you were probably better off waiting for the used car market to improve. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3663 No, it's still not organic, but it's electric... we're trying....just buy a hotdog or don't. 1.2381 0.05409 63 50 12 1
3664 Did you forget to add oil? These French dogs don’t sizzle one bit without it. 1.2381 0.05409 63 50 12 1
3665 Sorry for the confusion ma’am, but it’s not THaT kind of truck 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3666 No Thanks! This thing makes its own gas. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3667 You're two quarts low on mustard. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3668 The German models are usually so reliable! But here’s your problem, you’ve filled the tank up with ketchup! Whoever told you to do that’s a real wiener! One must imagine Sisyphus happy! 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3669 We don’t have enough gas for that big dog 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3670 With premium it will twerk! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3671 You're about to furter your career 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3672 Mayo? Nobody uses mayo on hot dogs! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3673 See if they have any mustard, we are about a quart low. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3674 Trust me, I know how these things are made. You need to slow down. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3675 You are a quart low on mustard, but your ketchup is fine. Shall I fill 'er up? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3676 Ketchup. No mustard. Kosher. Likely delicious. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3677 Your ketchup is OK, but you're mustard is low. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3678 My dipstick has a first name. 1.2373 0.07773 59 50 4 5
3679 It's essential that you put in ketchup, not catsup.... 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3680 No, it´s not a hot rod 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3681 It just needs topping off with ketchup. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3682 Your low on mustard relish good ketchup ok! 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
3683 Damn! The wife ain't gonna believe this! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3684 After looking over your FICA SCORE , this is the only house and car you can own. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3685 Sorry, Dog. It’s running hot. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3686 They don't have yellow 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3687 Yes, the bun is gluten free. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3688 I'd say your problem is simple, though you're lucky you came in when you did: Someone put catsup in your mustard reservoir. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3689 The problem you see is a low mustard level. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3690 You can’t give it too much gas or this thing will get cooked. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3691 The grill is shot too. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3692 Ironically,your problem isn't with gas. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3693 The oil is OK, but your mustard level is low. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3694 It's not Omega-3, that's for sure! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3695 You could use a quart of mayo. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3696 Welcome to the Afterlife. My name is Frank and this is vegan hell. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3697 : Looks to me like you’ve been using the wrong mustard, ma’am. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3698 You've got quite a grease buildup in there...and you're down a gallon of mustard. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3699 Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup in a hotdog.” 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3700 You're running low on lard. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3701 Darn, we're low on mustard again! 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
3702 See the problem is you've been running it on Yellow, this model only takes Dijon 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3703 The meat thermometer indicates that’s it’s done. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3704 It looks like you're using a lot of additives to the mix. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3705 As you can see, I wasn't exaggerating about the size. 1.2361 0.04842 72 59 11 2
3706 You're a little low on hog lips. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3707 It comes with a bed of kraut. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3708 You appear to be dangerously low on condiments. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3709 You're about a quart low on stuff-that-comes-off-the-slaughter- house floor. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3710 The dipstick tells me there's too much Oscar in your Meyer. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3711 I'm down two pints of relish and a gallon of mustard. 1.2361 0.05764 72 59 10 3
3712 Regular is $16.99 per gallon, and Dijon is $21.99. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3713 This here’s a Chicago frank, ma’am; you got to refresh her condiments every 500 miles. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3714 Looks like you're a little low on relish 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3715 The Hot diggity, dog ziggity stopped booming 1.2361 0.06991 72 61 5 6
3716 I'm usually not one to disagree with the owners manual, but mustard is not a lubricant. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3717 Yes, Mam. For This Week's Contest, this is definitely the Wiener. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3718 You're gonna need a quart of mustard. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3719 Wow, I bet that thing doesn't pump regular gas, am I right? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3720 Sorry, we didn't have anything bigger. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3721 Yep. you are dangerously low on ketchup and mustard. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3722 your tinder bio wasn't lying when you said you had a unique car and big piece of meat... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3723 Whew boy, I don’t relish this moment… 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3724 I don’t relish giving you a quote. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3725 Sir, there's no problem with the engine, you just drive like a weiner. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3726 But hot dogs aren’t supposed to give you gas, sir. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3727 I think it has something to do with the indigestion 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3728 Did anyone put ketchup in your tank?' 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3729 Looks like your parts are mechanically separated. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3730 I'm concerned - the relish levels are way too low. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3731 Sorry your hot dog Is on vacation, but don’t worry it will come back after its made again. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3732 You can't even use catsup with the new ones. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3733 Yup, just what I thought, your mustard level is real low. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3734 Here’s your problem … Dijon! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3735 Looks like you’re getting low on mustard. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3736 No, we don't have hamburgers. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3737 Your mustard is low, your ketchup needs changing, and I see a complete lack of relish or onions.... 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3738 I suggest you switch from Grey Poupon to Heinz. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3739 Yes you are a little low on sauerkraut 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3740 It's the whistle. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3741 No dogs allowed. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3742 You know, these days it’s go big or go home 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3743 Looks like your wienermobile is low on mustard. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3744 I'm afraid you're down about two quarts of mustard. So it's no surprise that your hot dog is seizing up. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3745 When is the last time you changed your water? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3746 How much for full synthetic mustard? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3747 You're low two quarts of oil and one quart of Sauerkraut 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3748 The dipstick shows the mustard is low and needs to be topped off 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3749 The car is not broken. Your critical thinking is 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3750 This is bad....your mustard has turned to custard. 1.2353 0.08672 51 44 2 5
3751 The amount of cops that have told me to pølse over… 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3752 Will that be Grey Poupon or regular? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3753 We hope you enjoy your rental today for your *checks notes* …gender reveal party? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3754 No, I said we fix hot RODS 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3755 Mustard looks a bit low. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3756 a little low on mustard 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3757 Welcome to weenie hut where weenies are our pleasure, what can I get for you today? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3758 No need to add cholesterol. Its quite high. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3759 Joey Chestnut once asked me to fix 76 of these in 10 minutes. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3760 This was custom built for Joey Chestnut. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3761 Yes, mam, you're a little low on mustard. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3762 Your brat-mobile broke down in Brooklyn. Not enough grease. Teri Fox Sherman Oaks, California 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3763 Might be time to trade 'er in for a kale van soon. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3764 You' re a little low on protein, do you want me to beef it up? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3765 I could tell right away that something wasn't Kosher. Your mistakenly used our ketchup pump rather than the mustard pump. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3766 Two table spoons of canola, or wrap it in bacon. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3767 What’s your preference, mustard or the synthetic? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3768 How long has it been since you changed the mustard? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3769 Naw, no merger - some ta-do about Weiner Meyer or Oscar Schnitzel... 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3770 Yes, we built this hot dog stand for the soap box derby race. But we still need gas to grill the hotdogs! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3771 Suddenly my dipstick seems so inadequate. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3772 I looks like we're going to have to replace your bun. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3773 If it's Polish it's gonna take even longer to get the parts for it. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
3774 Your oil is fine but you really need to change your mustard,ketchup and relish immediately! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3775 Yes, ma'am, I have to keep an eye on the mustard and relish levels in this weiner. We can't have folks getting gas. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3776 Why yes, my name is Frank. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3777 It's hard to say - you never know what's in these things. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3778 Here's the problem - your condiments are low and need to be topped off. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3779 What’s the ballpark cost to fix this? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3780 It’s as bad as I thought… you have ketchup buildup in the engine 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3781 We also have our salad bowl Meals-on-Wheels as our vegan and gluten-free option... 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3782 Frankly, I don't give a damn. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
3783 The wiener takes it all. 1.2340 0.03523 94 77 16 1
3784 I wish I had better news. It’s...ketchup. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
3785 Oil is OK, but it´s low on mayo and ketchup. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3786 Ketchup on your maintenance so you can relish the drive. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3787 Looks like you're low on lips and sphincters. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
3788 Hmmm. We're low about 57 sachets of mustard... 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3789 It’s time to change your mustard. This one appears to be brown. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
3790 Considering the price of mustard, maybe you should get an electric banana. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3791 I don't relish this model, ma'am. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3792 A few hours in the display case warmer should get her back up to temperature. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3793 Is it water-proof? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3794 There are onions in your crankcase. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3795 You're two gallons low. Do. you want yellow or Dijon ? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3796 Mom always said "never trust a gas station hot dog" 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3797 Looks like you got a lemon. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3798 Your ketchup is down 3 squirts. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3799 I can never remember whether this thing runs on mustard or ketchup. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3800 All levels look good, but your low density lipoproteins are a little high... 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3801 I've never seen this. Someone used catsup instead of mustard 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3802 Marjorie Taylor Green has confirmed that this is an alien ship. Please take me to your leader in order to complete the necessary paperwork. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3803 Your saturated fats are low. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3804 Quart low on the mustard but plenty of ketchup 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3805 The ratio of relish to mustard is out of whack which is causing sputtering in your buns. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3806 עס פֿעלט זענעפֿט! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3807 Uh-oh,looks like a wurst cast scenario. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3808 I have some bad news. And I assure you this is not something I relish. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3809 its down 2 packets 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3810 Seven gallons low on plain yellow mustard. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3811 Two birds, one stone! You get the "flashy new ride" you asked for, and passive income is all the rage these days... 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3812 ketchup and relish are fine. but you’re down 2 quarts mustard. will that be cash or charge? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3813 Looks like she’s running a little hot 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3814 You're running low on garlic. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3815 I would suggest rotating the dog every 3000 miles. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3816 I found the problem. Someone put catsup in your tank. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3817 Looks like this dog is down a few squirts of mustard. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3818 It's 'bout a quart low on Dijon. We only carry regular. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3819 It’s almost entirely made from spare parts. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3820 What time do you have to be at the symphony? 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3821 Would you make me one with everything?" 1.2329 0.02773 73 62 10 1
3822 Well, see, you're running on plain old yellow mustard - this baby takes Premium Dijon. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3823 I don't relish telling you this, but you're down two quarts of mustard. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3824 Lady, you're leaking pickle juice. 1.2329 0.06902 73 62 5 6
3825 Mr. Chestnut is totally full at the moment... but he can probably squeeze you in next week. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3826 Your mustard's brown. It should be yellow. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3827 Both mustard and ketchup are low. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3828 So, this job actually pays more than the federal unemployment supplement? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3829 Yea, it runs on mustard gas. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3830 You’re cholesterol tank is low. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3831 ..also a HUGE Balloon with sausage on it! 1.2329 0.04981 73 58 14 1
3832 Yep, looks like you're about a quart low on your mustard. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3833 Well here's your problem - someone added lips but forgot everything else. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3834 Gas mileage? Yes, you will get miles of gas. What you need is a cork, not a dipstick! 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3835 Dipsticks don't lie. It's Dijon alright. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3836 You're down a quart of relish, Ma'am. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3837 The Nathan's endorsement makes up for the bad mileage. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3838 I am pretty sure the manufacturer is now producing a hybrid that will run on Ketchup but that stuff is gumming up your drive train. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3839 Did you put relish in the mustard case? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3840 Curbside pickup, it won’t be long. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3841 What do you mean - you don’t know what’s inside? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3842 We only refill barbecue 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3843 The dipstick says we are low on mustard - do you have unleaded Dijon? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3844 You've used oil! What you want is water technology! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3845 The filler is low. Fill 'er with couple gallons of offal? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3846 Sorry ma’am, we only have Diesel and Regular, not Gluten-Free. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3847 Sausage on the road again 1.2326 0.04273 86 67 19 0
3848 It's tasteless because it's low on MSG. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
3849 We’re running a special on Dijon today. Top ya off? 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3850 The difference is that sandwiches don't have engines. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3851 Good thing you stopped for a mustard check -- nearly empty. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3852 Well, here's your problem. Somebody put in brown. This thing runs on yellow. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3853 Hmmm. Looks like you're getting low on nitrates. That can be dangerous with a dog this size. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3854 I know what sportscars bought by middle-aged men usually imply, but this seems a little too on the nose for your husband. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3855 The hybrids have a better range, but less relish. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3856 I have to change the mustard every three thousand miles. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3857 Seems you are running low on mustard. A couple quarts should get your buns back on the road. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3858 Seems like the sauce-aged! 1.2321 0.06492 56 47 6 3
3859 Do you want the Chicago Style oil change for $59.99? Or the Coney Island for $69.99? Comes with an air freshener. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3860 Luckily you're Wienermobile is German made, all it needs is a little sauerkraut. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3861 Mustard's good, but you're low on ketchup. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3862 You wouldn’t believe what these things are really made of. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3863 Apparently, the mustard came off the hot dog 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3864 I'm afraid we can't help you, but the supermarket should have what you need. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3865 It looks like you're about a half-squirt low on mustard 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3866 Oil’s low but there’s plenty of sodium and saturated fat. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3867 On our planet, size matters 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3868 Sadly, your engine is completely boiled. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3869 Ceci n'est pas un hot dog 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3870 My name is Sean “Dogger” Miller and I have an internship this year. I’m actually in love with a Peanutter, if you can believe it. Well, anyway, the gas tank is full now, so I should be on my way! Off to surprise my Uncle Mike! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3871 The oil’s OK but the mustard is running low. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3872 Yeah, hotdog followed by waffles is a great combination! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3873 Too much viagra in the gas tank... 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3874 Go turn the key and floor it" 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3875 Hotdog! You blew a gasket. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
3876 Even if it's Kosher, I'd still add the premium. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3877 It doesn’t run on mustard gas, ma’am. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3878 What do you mean this is the wurst parking you’ve ever seen?! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3879 Because you know, you change , and it's not changing in a badway. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3880 you need another quart kraut 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3881 Now Fred this ride ain't no dog but it is biodegradable 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3882 Your' down a quart of mustard lady . Your wiener looks ok to me . 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3883 Mustard low, ketchup low, but you've got plenty of gas, the airy type. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3884 Frankly, you're low on mustard 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3885 You're low about 37 Joey Chestnuts. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3886 You're low a quart of mustard and a half pound of sour kraut. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3887 Yep, we're a quart low on mustard. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
3888 I’m sorry, I don’t know what to tell you…I can’t sauce parts this large” @alexandraha 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3889 Trust me, mustard won’t do anything for the moving parts 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3890 Yeah, I've seen this same trouble before with these Mayer hybrids. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3891 We’re looking for more diversity, and I really think you could put a new spin on things here. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3892 No, we don't deliver. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3893 Corporate policy requires us to verify that you are patriotic and hotdog eligible through this mobile device 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3894 I was headed to Coney Island but had to pull over to make sure the mustard level OK. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3895 Says here take-off is 'When pigs fly.' 1.2308 0.05705 65 50 13 1
3896 More than the vinyl hot dog suit was making Harold sweat as Wanda’s queries about hot dog anatomy became increasingly specific. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3897 You're a quart low on ketchup. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3898 Well, it looks like you're about 2 quarts high in mechanically separated chicken. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3899 Your vehicle is fine but I do smell gas. What did you eat for lunch? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3900 You’re a pint of mustard low 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3901 Sorry. We don't have fertilized eggs. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3902 You’re little low on relish 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3903 To be frank you don't cut the mustard 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3904 Just as I thought. Not enough Dijon. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3905 Well, Madam, you shouldn't have asked for ketchup. 1.2308 0.05033 65 52 12 1
3906 I need to be frank with you, you're not going to relish the bill once I'm done. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3907 Your oil's fine, but we've been out of mustard gas since that darn Geneva Convention. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
3908 You mean...You mean that's where your wiener is stored? 1.2308 0.05912 65 54 8 3
3909 Your oil level looks good, but you might want to change your condiments. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3910 You're dangerously low on Dijon mustard. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3911 I don't relish telling you, but you mustard ketchup on your maintenance. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3912 You were supposed to change the mustard every 10,000 miles. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3913 I might have the part. Let me check the snack bar. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3914 I hope your payment will ketchup to you 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3915 Mustard is for the little dogs. The big dog needs motor oil. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3916 Looks like a bread gasket failure. There are traces of mustard in the ketchup. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
3917 This hot-dog mobile ain’t gonna cut the mustard for much longer. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
3918 Only 10% ethanol cuts the mustard. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3919 Mustard's two quarts low. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3920 To be honest, I think you're over compensating. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3921 Your oil level is fine. It's your sodium nitrate I'm worried about. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3922 It seems like your arteries might be clogged 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3923 I don’t relish saying this, but I’m afraid you won’t be able to ketchup to the rest of your wiener caravan. Because of supply chain issues, chips will take six months to arrive. 1.2308 0.06305 65 55 6 4
3924 For the last time ma'm, I am not the Zodiac killer. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3925 All purchases on gas are final. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3926 Your triglycerides are low. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3927 Yep, I'm afraid your mustard is low. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3928 Pizza...? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3929 You're low on sodium and MSG. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3930 Yes, the hotdogs are the same as in the old days. But the Weinermobile is electric now. 1.2297 0.04923 74 59 14 1
3931 Looks like she's low on regular octane with mustard and souerkraut! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3932 There should never be ketchup in a hot-dog mobile, only mustard. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3933 So this is truly what you want to be? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3934 You're down 5 gallons of ketchup. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3935 You are due for a mustard change. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3936 Remember, it only takes 57 octane. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3937 Of all varieties, Dijon makes the knockwurst. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3938 Why is my Weiner whining? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3939 Believe it or not... It's real good for the environment. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3940 You just gotta stroke the engine, that'll get it going. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3941 Expired, ma’am. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3942 Your a tad low on nitrates. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3943 Normally I’d offer our extended warranty, but frankly you need our jumbo option that covers bun to bun. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3944 This is the American Dream.'sigh' 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3945 Here's your problem — all these foreign parts. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3946 I don't care if you are Oscar Mayer, your dog is fried. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3947 You have any mustard I can borrow? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3948 You are low on Dijon ! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3949 Well, it's got plenty of grease. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3950 You see in a normal automobile I use 10W-40 but in the HotDog ride I would go for a heavier lube such as 20W-40 or lard! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3951 You're down a quart on grey poupon. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3952 Your trip to outer space isn't until next week. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3953 You want regular or spicy? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3954 OK on the mustard and relish but you'll need to add ketchup and saurkraut. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3955 Too much dog and not enough hot. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3956 What sort of looks to you get from men drivers? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3957 You’re one inch short of a foot long. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3958 It's a hybrid. Turkey and pork. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3959 According to this dipstick, you're low on mustard. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3960 OMG!!! There’s something natural in there!!!!! 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3961 I'm sorry, it looks like your engine's fried. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3962 It’s a long story. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3963 Lady, your wiener is leaking. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3964 This is a 76 station. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3965 You got yourself a real wiener. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3966 Frank Gehry was booked... 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
3967 I call it Dick Van Dyke. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
3968 Next time, make sure you stick to the organic ketchup. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3969 Looks like it's about a quart low on nitrates." 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3970 The lever on the left is for mustard. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3971 I see it's a 'dog home' . Why no windows?" 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3972 I’d say the last thing you need is gas! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3973 Just as I suspected: your mustard is low. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3974 It's the framish widget. Four days, about three or four glibdib." 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3975 Best to use Dijon. These European wieners can be so finicky. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3976 Oil's fine, but hold the mustard. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3977 You should see the wheelies!" 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3978 Looks like this is a job for Joey Chestnut! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3979 Needs a quart of 30weight Dijon. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3980 I prefer the electric one. No gas! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3981 Now that you left Chicago, you can top off the ketchup. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3982 You can’t see it from the street but the sign says “no hot dogs on wheels” 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3983 And just think—someday this will be self-driving. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3984 Yes, Mister W must have his appendix out. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3985 Please filler’ with no additives 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3986 Are you sure this is Kosher? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3987 Ma’am, I don’t relish in telling you this, but by the looks of it this dog has rolled her last mile 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3988 No, i'm not compensating 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3989 Oil is okay, but you're low on mustard. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3990 Here’s your problem, you’re not supposed to put ketchup on it… 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3991 It’s just a weenie bit low. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3992 Frankly, you're low on nutritional value. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3993 Frankly, you're down about 2 quarts of ketchup 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3994 Blame it on the consultants Oscar Mayer hired. They recommended a brand extension. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3995 Regular or Dijon? 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
3996 We are okay on the ketchup but need to fill up the mustard! 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3997 It produces its own gas. I just stopped for a soda. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3998 Just drain and serve. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3999 Problem solved! Low on mustard! 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4000 Yes, the hot dog and bun behind me are not real. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4001 Tell Oscar at his last service he should not have ordered the oil on the side. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4002 Nope – mustard’s okay. Better check the sauerkraut. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4003 No, Frank, it doesn’t need oil. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4004 It's broken bad but we only repair sandwiches. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4005 Here’s the problem, you filled it with ketchup instead of mustard 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4006 No bun intended. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4007 A quart of mustard should fix the problem. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4008 The price of mustard is killing me. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4009 You're low on mustard, and leaking a little saurcraut! 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4010 Do you have any mustard gas? 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
4011 You're low, all right. Fifty weight lard okay? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4012 Actually, I think a little mustard and pickle relish would do it. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4013 I filled 'er up but it looks like you're down a quart of mustard. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
4014 Sorry, we can't serve here. It's vegan territory. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4015 Your chopped onion level is low, but you should be OK if you steer clear of Chicago. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4016 It needs a change of mustard. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4017 Levels look good. One question, though: how does she handle in the rain? 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4018 If I had to guess, I’d say your mustard pressure is low. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4019 You're a quart low on Heinz 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4020 Pickle relish is fine, but you’re a quart low on Mayonnaise” 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4021 I've been living inside this bun for a couple of weeks and quite frankly ,it's getting a little stale. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4022 The engine is low on sauerkraut and relish. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4023 You Weiner needs a new rod. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4024 Looks like somebody ketchup-ed your fuel tank. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4025 No worries, we put recycled cooking oil in our engine. Never the vice versa. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4026 It’s just not kosher to take this thing back on the road. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4027 And no swimming for at least 30 minutes after you park her. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4028 I’d say your mustard is about a quart low. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4029 You have to drive the Weiner Mobile before you can eat here, sorry. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4030 Your oil's fine, but your fat's a little high." 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4031 Well, you're a little low on mustard. But, you'll make it to the stadium. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4032 Not a big problem: You need another quart of mustard. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4033 Mustard’s ok but you are low on catsup. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4034 You're low on mustard AND catsup." Cal Bellamy Munster, I 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4035 We're almost out of mustard! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4036 Are you really an Uber driver? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4037 Of course we are environmentally conscience. We’re a little low on mustard right now, but we make our own gas. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4038 Sorry, we don't have mustard in stock. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4039 Oil and gas Ms.Quimby! Just 'cause it look' like one don't mean you fill it with no must'ud or no kechup! Sheesh! 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
4040 Sorry. We don’t offer rotisserie-style charging at this location. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4041 Sorry Ma’am, this just went from brat to wurst. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4042 Now you know why they say you don’t want to know how the sausage is made. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4043 Looks like the Hamburglar cut the brakes again… 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4044 You want me to fill it with what? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4045 Are you Anthony Weiner? 1.2267 0.04867 75 63 9 3
4046 Which way to the condiment condominium? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4047 Someone put Ketchup instead of Mustard in the crankcase. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4048 I would say that your bun is in a pickle. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4049 Well, it ain’t beef. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4050 Needs more condiments 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4051 Would you believe mustard, 25 miles to the gallon. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4052 This dog is overcooked. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4053 No you're definitely not the first person to joke that you thought it would run on ketchup. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4054 I only sell tacos. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4055 Well, Miss, you're a little low on mustard. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4056 Ma’am, no matter how hard you try, this is a classic and cannot be plugged in like your Tesla. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4057 After you floored it, how many seconds did you wait before you picked it back up 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4058 You're down a quart of mustard and there's a PETA representative inside the station who wants to speak with you. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4059 Just as I thought.. a quart low on Ketchup. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4060 I decided that my vehicle should reflect my deepest emotions. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4061 Ok, I get it. Penile dysmorphic disorder. You use diesel? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4062 I gotta tell ya I have no idea why this damn dog mobile is in color and we are black and white. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4063 You’re way past your expiration date! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4064 This looks pretty bad, 'SUBWAY' definitely seems like the better option 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4065 Low fat! Vegan! No wonder biodiesel failed us! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
4066 Your meat emulsion is low in nitrates. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
4067 Never Dijon only French's 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
4068 Let's just say your transmission is well-done. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
4069 How long has it been since you've had a nitrite change? 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
4070 No, not even organic ketchup. Highly processed yellow mustard is the only way to go. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
4071 It could use some mustard 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4072 We're just gonna fill'er up. All the works. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4073 Just like I thought. Some damn fool put ketchup on this thing. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
4074 You're a squeeze low on mustard. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4075 Seems it needs more mustard, ma'am. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4076 Okay. I’ll write it up as a faulty frankfurter. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4077 No, my name isn't Oscar. It's Nathan. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4078 Looks like you're down a quart of sauerkraut 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4079 The oil is fine, but I'm a little concerned about your carbs. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4080 Looks like your low on self-respect. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
4081 When the manual says premium ketchup, it means premium! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4082 I haven't see this much color since Peter, Liza, and J.B. went to the movies. Your magenta is low. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4083 Lady, are you using regular relish? This baby needs that grazy green Chicago relish 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4084 Do you have any experience handling big wieners? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4085 It looks like you have catsup and mustard in the oil pan. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4086 Looks like your a quart low on high cholesterol oil mam. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4087 'It's running fine but needs a little relish and mustard." 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4088 Want me to top it off with Grey Coupon? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4089 .......I'm sorry!....... but you can't cut the mustard......... 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4090 This here's the dang problem: y'all are drivin' a kosher vehicle, but you're using treif oil! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4091 You're down a pint of ketchup. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4092 I don’t know how you made it this far so low on mustard. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4093 It's calories are empty. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4094 Did you get the extended wiener warranty? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
4095 The fat is a bit low and needs to be topped off. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4096 The oil's fine but the dirty water is gross. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4097 Well, I wouldn't say you're in a pickle, but... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4098 Joey Chestnut has like 70 of these 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4099 Yeah, looks like a regular hot dog. Sorry ma’am, we’re vegan. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4100 Frankly ma'am, and I don't relish telling you this, it's entirely full of sludge. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
4101 Oil looks good 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4102 Ma’am have you been putting dijon mustard in this Wienermobile instead of yellow? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4103 What makes you think we sell hotdogs? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4104 Let me be Frank, nice buns 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
4105 The engine is mainly scraps 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4106 Looks like we’re running a little low on nitrites. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4107 It appears your weenie has been leaking. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4108 I don't relish telling you this, but you need a little mustard in your tank for your buns to ketchup with summer 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4109 Mustard is low. Does it use Dijon or ball park? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4110 Whatever it is they put in here, the level's on the high side. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4111 Your cholesterol is a little high. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4112 Your yellow mustard is fine, but brown is a bit low, do you want me to top it off? 1.2254 0.07006 71 61 4 6
4113 You've run out of mustard ! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4114 There's your problem. Not enough chili oil. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4115 These are analogous to corporate offices because each comes with a big wiener inside. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4116 I recommend upgrading to a dijon 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4117 Yup, just as I suspected, you're running dangerously low on mustard 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4118 Hate to be the one to tell you this, but your buns are toast 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4119 Mustard could do with topping up! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4120 I'm afraid you burned out your kitsch. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
4121 Your mustard level is low, shall I add a quart? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4122 You're down a quart of pickle relish. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4123 Sure, your oil is low, but the real problem is that you need to relish your ride. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4124 And when was the last time you filled up the ketchup? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4125 Needs more relish. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4126 You're not going to want to see how it's made. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4127 Sorry ma’am, we’re short on chips 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4128 I want to be cynical, but this is a feat of modern engineering. 1.2250 0.05476 80 67 9 4
4129 There's your overheating problem - you've been topped up with hot English instead of American 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4130 To be frank,you need a top up of sauerkraut and brown mustard. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4131 I'm out of mustard. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4132 Back off, Bridgette! You just don't get me! 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4133 It says "runs on unleaded ketchup only". 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4134 The bun is toast and the wiener is leaking. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4135 Sorry Ma’am. Unsaturated oil and sodium will not lubricate this engine. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4136 Everyone who buys a hot dog gets to squirt it with yellow mustard. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4137 She's about three condiments low...wanna ketchup? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4138 Here's your problem , you are fresh out of condiment !! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4139 Is this station kosher? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4140 Your problem is that you've been using regular, when you should be using spicy brown. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4141 No, my customers have no problem with gas. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4142 ‘I told you ketchup doesn’t work!’ 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4143 Frankfurtly, there’s not much I can do. It’s a red-hot mess. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4144 This is a Tesla with all the upgrades 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4145 Problem here is you've been using sandwich oil. 1.2239 0.05554 67 56 9 2
4146 Time for a mustard change. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4147 It’s running a bit hot 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4148 Engine's shot. Worse, your little detour through Joey Chestnut's colon voided the warranty. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4149 No wonder you had trouble: you tried to use ketchup with your hot dog. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4150 You’re down a quart of oil and a lifetime of dignity. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4151 Your saturated fats are high. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4152 Not yesterday, it says today: hot dogs, mustard, ketchup, relish, no hot peppers. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4153 Your ketchup's OK, but you're a quart low on mustard. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4154 Environmentally friendly! Runs on ketchup and mustard. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4155 You’re down 2 quarts of ketchup and a cup of mustard. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4156 Relish is fine but the mustard needs changing. Do you want regular or synthetic? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4157 Right here's yer problem. Some idiot used French's when this baby clearly takes Grey Poupon. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4158 I don't relish telling you this, but your engine's charred. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4159 I need to see a man about a dog 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4160 You should NEVER put Dijon into one of these babies. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4161 … yup, it’s definitely low on mustard 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4162 Business in the front, party in the rear 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
4163 You’re low on mustard. Relish and ketchup levels normal. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4164 The Oil is OK, but you are low on Mustard 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4165 I'm afraid I have the "wurst" news for you... 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4166 Lady, it looks like you’re low on mustard 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4167 Are you sure this is what she meant she wanted for her birthday? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4168 Sorry ma'am, I know. Pricing for foreign parts right now is just the wurst. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4169 Jeeze, you're a quart and a half low on mustard. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4170 Looks like the old dog is low on ketchup. Gives a bit to run down to the A&P to get a bottle and we’ll have you back on the road in no time. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4171 It's low on salt. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4172 The relish is okay, but your mustard's down a quart. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4173 You’re down a quart of mustard and the relish has expired. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4174 You're down a full quart of Dijon. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4175 I have no idea what’s in there. 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
4176 On shelves now: An adult coloring book for the caption impaired. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
4177 If you only knew what they put in these things.” 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4178 Interesting. The dipstick says “Made in Chile”. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4179 Yes, phallus envy is gluten free. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4180 Yes, Ma'am. And will that be regular or high-octane mustard? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4181 You’re a quart low on condiments. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
4182 The dipstick here says it's almost two jars low on mustard 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
4183 To bad for the Nathan’s Contest; I would’ve loved to see him swallow this one. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4184 Special for today are hot dogs. What size ma'am? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4185 It’s a nice house, but the mustard clogs up the air conditioner. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4186 Definitely gonna need a longer skewer. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4187 Your mustard is down about a quart, Plain Yellow or Dijon? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4188 Bad news, there's catsup in your mustard. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4189 Well, frankly, you're low on mustard. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4190 Oh my your'e totally out of mustard! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4191 Looks like you're down about two bottles. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4192 When's the last time you replaced your sodium ascorbate? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4193 I'm afraid there's a bun in your oven. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4194 It gets a lot of comment around the campfire. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4195 It’s fine, but Joey Chestnut is coming 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4196 Well ma’am, it looks like you’re going to have to lay off the mustard a little. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4197 Fill 'er up - 25gallons of mustard and a quart of ketchup 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4198 Engine's low on mustard. You want me to fill it with French's or Grey Poupon? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4199 Thanks for your application, but we are only hiring people that believe it's a sandwich. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4200 Let's name it Hot Diggity! 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4201 We run on recycled hot dog water. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4202 You’re a quart low on catsup, and you really need to flush and replace the mustard. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4203 Hmm, dipstick's low - say, do you have a gallon of 10W40 lard in the fridge? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4204 You’re pregnant” 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4205 Your relish level is fine, but it looks like the mustard level is down about a quart! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4206 Nothing I can do, Lady. It's ketchup. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
4207 Sorry - still not organic. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4208 Person A: "Jeeze, 8th week of inflated gas prices." Person B:"yeah dude, it's the wurst." 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4209 Your cholesterol is a bit high. Have you considered a statin additive? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4210 It appears that the hot dogs expand faster than the buns and produce an equal amount of gas. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4211 Looks like it’s low on testosterone. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4212 Eeyup: low on relish. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4213 sodium nitrite is down a quart 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4214 I don't care if you are driving a hot dog. You need oil, and the supply chain ain't gonna give you any. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4215 HotDog Driver: Hey, dude, fill that to the brim. Gas station Attendants: Is it better with mustard or ketchup? HotDog Driver: This is a high-end bun. Mustard, onions, relish, and ketchup are all good additions. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4216 No onions 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
4217 For a small extra fee, we can replace your condiments. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4218 Yup, you're low on nitrates. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4219 Heading to Chicago? You're out of ketchup. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4220 This model is strictly mustard only. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
4221 It’s a dog to park. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4222 But you said you wanted a hybrid 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4223 Yeah, and Trump thinks he’s the biggest dog 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4224 I can fix it but it will take a while - nobody really knows what 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4225 Sorry ma’am I don’t have any hot dogs. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4226 Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner…. 1.2222 0.06174 63 54 7 2
4227 The mustard is low. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4228 You know Ma'am , if you switch over to nitrate -free turkey , you'll run a lot more lean down the road ! 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
4229 Ah, here's the problem... the cartoonist is low on colored ink... 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4230 Yes, looks can fool you. This train is not going to Frankfort. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4231 Sorry, I'm not sure how they made it 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
4232 Yup! I knew it. It’s a foot long. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4233 Robert Kraft told me to tell you to add more lube. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4234 Mustard's a quart low, but ketchup and relish look okay. I'd recommend changing out the chili at 50,000 . . . 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4235 I think you might be low on mustard. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4236 Can you remove your weiner from in front of my hut? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4237 It’s cool if I sell my dogs here? We’re both giving people gas, after all 1.2222 0.04969 81 66 13 2
4238 Yeah I bought it at GM foods 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4239 Jack clearly did not relish that part of the job. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4240 I’m afraid if you won’t accept ketchup on this thing you’ll have to drive it about 800 miles west 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4241 Oh my, you said "Flying Saucers"? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4242 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
4243 I'm sorry to inform you, this is not an all-beef wiener. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4244 Yes, this is a full-service station, but we don't realign buns and top off condiments. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4245 Take me to your feeder. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4246 We just upgraded an old Studebaker 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4247 Your cholesterol level isn't where it should be. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4248 Toppings are extra. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4249 I prefer the spicy lubricant, to be frank. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4250 See here, this liquids supposed to be ketchup red, not barbecue brown. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4251 You really need a change. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4252 Seems that you’re low on mustard!” 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4253 Lady, I'm SURE I didn't just put catsup in the transmission fluid! It's SUPPOSED to be this pink color! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4254 It's not enough to cook it, but it'll get you there. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4255 Your cholesterol needs topping up. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4256 I pride myself on being a frank mechanic. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4257 Sodium levels look a bit high and you need a new casing. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4258 I'm afraid it's run out of pink slime. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4259 Looks like you're a quart low on mustard. You want plain yellow or Grey Poupon? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4260 Most men who say they’re car guys don’t know what they’re talking about, me on the other hand..... 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4261 A 1975 WeinerMobile. A classic, she/her is smog exempt. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4262 Frankly, you are a quart low. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4263 Must be a newfangled plant-based model, there's not a lick of cholesterol. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4264 Looks like you're low on fat and salt 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4265 It's running a little rich... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4266 I found your problem, your way to low on mustard, I am concerned about your ketchup levels and you should check your sweet relish supply. So now can I interest you in a long term warranty? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4267 You'll need two quarts of yellow mustard. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4268 Your oil is a teeny-weeny bit low. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4269 Just as I suspected: too much vinegar in the coleslaw. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4270 Look, ma’am, I just work for Postmates. You’re going to have to contact them about ‘misleading descriptions.’ 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4271 Already checked under the hood, couldn’t hurt to open up the bun roof, too. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4272 Don’t worry. We have a hot dog parking permit. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
4273 You're down a quart of Dijon mustard. We'll have to special order it. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4274 It looks like you're down several quarts of mustard. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4275 I’d recommend the Grey Poupon every second fill-up. Fix you right up. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4276 The bun is massively under proved and needed about ten minutes more in the oven. It’s a shame, really, because the flavor is spot on. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4277 Some ketchup, a little mustard, and this thing'll be good to go. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4278 Mustard or ketchup? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4279 So that's $10.0 a megawatt, its still cheaper than gas. Do you live in this thing or just drive it around? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4280 Your nitrites levels are off the chart. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4281 Well Ma’am, it seems the fat is down about two quarts… shall will fill’er up? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4282 Looks to me like you're running dangerously low on mustard. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4283 It's just like a real hot dog: no one knows what's inside. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4284 Vegan? How do you spell that? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4285 You can't run around town without condiments. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4286 Your anti acid is a little low. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4287 It's a dog eat dog world out there. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4288 Ah, you have a problem...it looks like the ketchup bleed into the mustard! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4289 She's not due a mustard change for another 2,000 miles. Sure you haven't noticed a drip? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4290 I know you won't relish this news, but to be frank you'll need some oil to ketchup with your friends. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4291 Frankly, this is the wurst I have ever seen. You can't put ketchup in the engine. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4292 This is reserved for Joey Chestnut 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4293 You’re gonna need to take this to my specialist. Tell him Frank sent ya. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4294 If you let these things get low on mustard, it's no picnic. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
4295 Ketchup and mustard are good, but she's low on relish. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
4296 Ketchup. That’s your problem. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4297 Do you have any idea what's in this thing? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4298 Have you been following the manufacturers' recommendation to use only Dijon mustard after 5000 miles? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4299 Dipstick says you’re low on kraut 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4300 Kev's Wiener Garage thought they had seen it all, until Angela Barrett's '97 Frankster rocked their once colorless world. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4301 I’m sorry, Oscar Mayer Weiner does not have an official position on whether you can put ketchup on hot dogs. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4302 Get gas, give gas 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4303 No, yellow mustard will damage the fuel system. You can only fill her with Dijon 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4304 Looks like we're down a quart of mustard. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4305 Well, I'd say you're about a quart low on mustard... 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4306 Joey Chestnut purchases all his condiments here. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4307 You’re low on your mustard oil 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4308 You’ve been using cheap coconut oil. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4309 Sorry. This is ruined. It looks like the inside’s been broiled. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
4310 The good news is, she just needs ketchup. The bad news is, you’re in Chicago. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4311 It's knocking because its two jars low on mustard,but the sauerkraut's still good for 3,000 miles! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4312 You're low on mustard and completely out of relish. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4313 Issue is- there's no beef! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4314 Fried or boiled? Either way, she's running hot... 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4315 Ma’am, you may have to trade this in for a Weinerbago. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4316 You’re low on grease. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4317 You’re a gallon low. Would you like yellow or spicy brown? 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4318 mustard's ok but ketchup is a little low Heinz or generic? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4319 I see the problem; you're down a quart of ketchup! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4320 Here’s the problem, looks like someone put mustard in the oil tank. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4321 It looks like you are very low on mustard. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4322 Yep,I see this all the time — too much gluten. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4323 I'm afraid your ketchup is a little low. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4324 Your high octane ratings appear fine but you are a little low on mustard and chili. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4325 It's looking like colon cancer, ma'am 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4326 Hmm…looks like your mustard level is down a couple gallons. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4327 It may be hot rod, but it's a quart low on mustard 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4328 We just stopped for mustard and relish. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4329 Well, yes, I’m also happy to see you. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4330 Ma'am, if you plan on driving through Chicago only yellow mustard and celery seed are allowed. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4331 I see the problem. Maybe cats, cats operating in gangs. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4332 Well MY bologna has a first name, it’s M-O-N-E-Y 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4333 Hibrid car" Just Ketchup and mustard.. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4334 I’m the bait. You don’t wanna know for what... 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4335 Your car is literally the wurst. 1.2188 0.05665 64 53 9 2
4336 Oil needs changing and the mustard level's low. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4337 Mustard is THIS low. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4338 Ketchup looks fine, but yer low on mustard. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4339 It's full - but I'm not sure of what 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4340 The ingredients really are mechanically-separated! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4341 Bad news is, that wasn’t the ketchup dispenser. Good news is, you can dunk your fries in the antifreeze. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4342 you'd be surprised at how little my degree in political science has paid off 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4343 It says you're down a quart of mustard. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4344 Your mustard and relish are okay but your ketchup is a quart low. 1.2188 0.05441 64 53 9 2
4345 Ketchup’s good. It’s your mustard that’s low. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4346 I added ketchup and mustard but don't relish the idea of pickles. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4347 Seems you just ran out of mustard! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4348 It's low on mustard and ketchup. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4349 The oil looks fine, but your a quart low on mustard. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4350 Sorry we don’t sell hot dogs 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4351 Your Poupon is looking a little grey, Ma’am. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4352 Maker’s it own gas hun? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4353 Carburetor’s ruined. This beauty doesn’t take salsa, only ketchup. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4354 Your mustard is fine, but you should never put ketchup in a hot dog. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4355 You're a pint low on Grey Poupon. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4356 It’s low on mustard, that’s all. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4357 Ask me about my wiener 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4358 You might not want to sing "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner" anymore. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4359 This may be hard to swallow but let me be frank: this dog is toasted. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4360 When was the last time you checked your cholesterol? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4361 Your home office Prime order has been delivered 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4362 Excuse me Ma’am but is this one of those Dogecoins Elon Musk keeps tweeting about? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4363 Your transmission fluid looks fine, but your cholesterol is off the charts. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4364 I don't relish telling you this. You're two quarts low and your red hot is running red hot. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4365 Frankly, you should relish in the fact you only need a tune-up 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4366 It's actually really economical 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4367 Have you never heard of street art, lady? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4368 You can plainly see it needs more relish. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4369 Unfortunately someone used ketchup instead of mustard rendering it inoperable, and in my opinion, inedible. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4370 Does your warranty cover the 5-second rule? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
4371 Ya, the oil is fine, but you lost me on that second part; fill it up with mustard? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4372 So, you ate 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes and they gave you this?” “And the Mustard Belt. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4373 That’s right: on the top of Mt. Ararat. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4374 Oil, no. But, you do need some more mustard. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4375 Nothing wrong with your oil. Dignity level is a bit low though. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
4376 That”ll be $2.00 ma’am, before they find out I’m parked here. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4377 Mustard is good, but you're a quart down on ketchup. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4378 Your dog is overheated, the bun is dry, and all condiments are low. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4379 You’re a quart low on mustard or mayonnaise. Your choice! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4380 Looks like your catsup is down a quart. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
4381 Nothing ruins your day like a gas station hot dog. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
4382 I keep telling you that those low fat hot dogs will ruin your engine. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4383 Your oil levels are pretty low. Any interest in going fully vegan? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4384 You're extremely low on aesthetics. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4385 The mustard could use some topping off. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4386 Synthetic or organic? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4387 A little shot of Moderna will get this wiener back in business. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4388 Clear as day. You ran out of mustard. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4389 Sorry, I can’t find where the gas cap is either…. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
4390 Do you happen to have Canola-89? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4391 Looks like you're about twelve squirts low. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
4392 I really relish the opportunity to repair your vehicle 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4393 It runs on summer! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4394 Looks like yer in need of a mustard change... 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4395 The sixties are over...it's all about chips now. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4396 Now, who told you to use mustard gas? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
4397 Has it been in any dirty water lately? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4398 The tank needs draining, someone put in ketchup not mustard. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4399 Looks like it's measuring at "just gross" level. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4400 You’ve need more oil if you want fast food. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4401 No, I said I wanted a hot-rod! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4402 I better add a quart of mustard. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4403 Never seen a dipstick look red...wait a minute...is that ketchup? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4404 I'll be frank, I'm don't relish having to give you this news. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4405 Changing to a synthetic mustard won't taste the same, but you will get much better mileage. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4406 It's luxury transport for sausages. They do like to travel on a roll. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4407 'Yeah, I wish I was!" 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4408 If I drop the dog off the skewer, I’ll give it to you for free” 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
4409 Less catsup; more mustard 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4410 Afraid you’re a quart low. Needs more mustard. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4411 Nitrites look fine - but I suggest topping up the recombinant carcinogens real soon. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4412 The mustard level is good but you should top off your ketchup! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4413 Unless you get it fixed, the problem will continue to dog you. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4414 Next time, I'd recommend vegetable oil. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4415 Yep, looks like you're down a few nitrates. Good news – they're cheaper than day rates. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4416 "$300. isn't bad when you consider the ridicule that you'll be getting." 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4417 You really need to change the ketchup every 3,000 miles. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4418 She’ll run a little too hot if you start mixing Dijon with yellow “ 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4419 Fat and salt are a little too low. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4420 Insurance does not cover indigestion. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4421 You're low on mayo." 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4422 We’re talking wurst case scenario. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4423 When’s the last time you had your mustard changed ma’am? 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4424 so it started to break down around the small intestine? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
4425 Diesel or relish? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4426 Two jars of relish oughta do it. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4427 Your Non-Binary Gender-FluidMobile is a quart low. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4428 Frankly, you aren't going to relish this news... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4429 Mustard? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4430 Take your time,we're not going anywhere. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4431 Frankly, I never expected this kind of mileage from a veggie dog.” 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4432 See this fluid? I don’t want to know what it is. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4433 She's holding the onions and pint low on mustard. 1.2167 0.05093 60 49 10 1
4434 Looks like you're a little low on gluten free, non-GMO oil. But, the weiner is fine. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4435 Yer mustard’s two quarts low. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4436 I didn’t know that being a hot dog driver required driving a hot dog 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4437 You're fine on grease , but low on mustard and relish 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4438 It says we’re a quart low on mustard 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4439 Your engine is just not cutting the mustard. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4440 Since the Nitrate level is down why don't we replace it with Synthrate X, which avoids the toxicity problem? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4441 You're low on mustard. We have honey Dijon or high performance spicy brown. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
4442 There's your problem. You filled her up with ketchup. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4443 The good news is that it's edible. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4444 I recommend you fry it in synthetic oil next time. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4445 You’re a cup low on ketchup. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4446 No, ma'am, it doesn't run on ketchup 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4447 Yes ma'am, we use only 100% unbreaded gas 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4448 No,sir. Oil and grease are not the same. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4449 Even vegan dogs need an oil change. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4450 There’s the problem. Ketchup instead of mustard. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4451 If the grease level falls below the level of B-O-L-O-G-N-A, you’re in trouble 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4452 Looks like someone put ketchup in your fuel tank. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4453 You can’t always fix a wiener dog 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4454 It looks like the onion additive doesn't work well with this model. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4455 I don’t know why we had to replace the old school buses, these new models break all the time. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4456 Looks like it’s time to replace your hot dog water. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4457 Now if you want de classic model you'll need to pay extra for the mustard 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4458 You’ve got to put that WHERE to check the oil? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4459 So, what does it take to be a hotdogger? I would love to drive a wienermobile like this. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4460 All we have left are cocktail weenies. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4461 Yup, yer low on mustard but I'm afraid we're all out of Grey Poupon. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4462 German engineering 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4463 Yep,our first adventure into space will be interesting. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4464 It looks like your running low on mustard. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4465 I need a quart of oil and two gallons of mustard. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4466 Frankly speaking, you’re down a quart of mustard. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4467 Well hot dog, I'm going to relish this job! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4468 She's running low on ketchup, can you fill-er-up? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4469 Personally, I’m a vegetarian- thought I’d be driving the Pickle… 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4470 No, not mustard gas. Just plain mustard! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4471 It looks like it's three root beers low. Do you take diet or high test? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4472 When's the last time you changed the cholesterol on this thing? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4473 Yes, your oil is pareve. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4474 It looks like you're ready for a mustard change. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4475 Looks like it's burning mustard. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4476 You're a couple quarts low on mustard 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4477 ...then they told me to take my buns and hit the road! 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
4478 The oil level is fine, but gosh is it yellow. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4479 We're a little low on rats ass. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4480 You don’t want to know what’s in it. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4481 Don‘t ask me why! We‘ve always put mustard in the gas tank. That‘s why. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4482 Your mustard levels are dangerously low. This is not fit to drive or eat. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4483 You're load a quart of mustard and a pound of onions. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4484 I said fill Frank up, I didn’t ask you to supersize my vehicle. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4485 Whatever you do, don't put ketchup in it! 1.2154 0.05139 65 54 10 1
4486 You're down a quart. Nitrate free or synthetic 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4487 Your low on mustard. What do you want, Kosher, Dijon or ballpark? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4488 Your ketchup was good but you’re a quart low on mustard 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4489 I’ve topped you up. Happy entrails. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4490 This is a Chicago dog. No catsup. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4491 Here is the problem, you're low on sodium! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4492 I wanted the giant Mustard to be in the pic, also, but they were offended when I said Ketchup could come, too! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4493 I meant engine oil not cooking oil 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4494 For the love of Pete lady, you can't run this thing on Ketchup! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4495 The mustard level is low on your wiener-bago 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4496 Nothing to see here. No one needs to know what is really in a hot dog. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4497 Fixed. Now ye can ketchup. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4498 You’re not on the list. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4499 Your hot dog is neither hot nor a dog. I’m writing a ticket 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4500 Well I can tell just by looking at it that this dog is not kosher. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4501 As you’ve already probably guessed, your oil levels are fine. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4502 I told the zen camper van convertor to make me one with everything. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4503 Looks like you’re running low on mustard. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4504 Yea. When they start turning that putrid color you're know you're low on mustard. We filled her up and topped off her relish and ketchup for you. Need gas? 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
4505 Oil seems fines but you are low on ketchup and mustard and your sauerkraut is very dry. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4506 To be frank, it's not going to be on a roll. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4507 I’m quite sure this is a dream and you are an animal rights activist. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4508 Of course it's sluggish. You've been holding the catch-up. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4509 It's low on oil, but high in saturated fats. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4510 Eventually, the problem will ketchup with you. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4511 It appears to need mustard. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4512 You should really call a cardiologist. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4513 You're lucky you didn't blow your hot dog to pieces. There's no mustard on this stick. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4514 You really should change your mustard more often. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4515 We can do a relish change, but we can't fix your dog -- we don't carry Vienna sausage parts. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4516 We're getting away from it all, and we've got food for a year... 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4517 When food is all you can think about... 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4518 A quart low on ketchup, but the mustard is good. We recommend a complete relish change every 500 county fairs. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4519 Apparently, some rascal has put ketchup in your mustard tank. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4520 Well… I’ve never seen this… You’re burning oil because chopped onions have been added to the 10W-40??? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4521 Hot dignity dog! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4522 You don’t want to know how it’s made. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4523 Looks like you're a quart of mustard low. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4524 Looks like your mustard tank is empty. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4525 You want our latest oil? Good for your engine and deep fryer. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4526 It appears that your mustard is leaking into your ketchup 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4527 This low-fat vegan hot dog is definitely not working right 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4528 Hmmm, your Grey Poupon looks to be about a quart low. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4529 If you want more zip, you'll have to add mustard. You're down a quart. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4530 Do you want me to add some mustard? You're a quart low. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4531 This explains the yellow line 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4532 Just as I suspected, she’s low on catsup 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4533 You’re ketchup is okay, but your mustard is low. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4534 Yup, it's definitely the mustard. Unfortunately, you're about two quarts low. Luckily, we are fully stocked with several pungent varieties and can get you on your way to hot-dog-a-palooza. Can I interest you in a pretzel while you wait? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4535 Weinermobile is immobile - fill'er up with MUSTARD! 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
4536 The mustard and ketchup band members will break out shortly. Relish the music please. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4537 It wasn't your onions, pickles, and not even the sauerkraut. When was the last time you checked your oil? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4538 We’re low on sauerkraut 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4539 You want gas? We'll give you gas, but we need some gas, ourselves, you know? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4540 The Poupon is OK, but you're down a quart of tangy deli." 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4541 It's the gulden rule. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4542 You're way past the best-by. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4543 I'd say your a quart low on mustard, but wouldn't relish you response. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4544 I’ve never seen a car this hot before 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4545 It says you need a quart of mustard. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4546 You could have just gotten pecs...or a convertible. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4547 This is definitely longer than a foot 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4548 Fluids are good but the flat tire made you break the five second rule. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4549 Sorry ma’am, it’s not kosher 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4550 You're down 2 quarts of 30 weight mustard. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4551 You're down a quart. We have hi-test and Dijon... 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4552 Looks like you need a little dijon, darlin'. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4553 Your Mercedes Bunz is in the wurst shape 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4554 Below the tip shows the portion of the public that misspells wiener as weiner. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4555 You gotta be kidding. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4556 The new e-weinermobile is low on mustard 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4557 You're low on oil, and could use some more relish. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4558 I'm afraid we have a wurst case scenario: completely out of ketchup, mustard's leaking everywhere, and the relish dispenser is clogged. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4559 .. you want me to add the high-performance racing oil because ..? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4560 …and of course the maintenance records are all on CARFAX 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4561 What do you mean you're out of dijon? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4562 To be frank, I don't relish this job. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4563 That burning smell appears to be to much jalapeño with hot sauce. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4564 Yeah, they're really going all out for Pride this year. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4565 You should have used Dijon! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4566 I've fixed my share of crotch rockets, pimpmobiles, and pussy wagons but never a weinermobile. I'll give it a shot. 1.2131 0.04742 61 52 7 2
4567 You're running out of mustard. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4568 Your pickle relish is fine but it looks like you are low on mustard. I believe this model uses the premium Dijon. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4569 I have gas, too. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4570 Your wiener is is broken. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4571 I understand it gives you gas. But your bun is dry and the mustard is beginning to look like stone ground. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4572 Yup, looks like it’s time for a mustard change. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4573 You're a quart low on mustard and it's time for a relish change. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4574 All morning we've been cleaning relish off windshields. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4575 Charging stations don’t work. It runs on ketchup or mustard. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4576 You were right to stop. All it takes is a little ketchup to ruin the whole works. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4577 Yep,it's Kosher. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4578 Listen, kid. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a big, juicy wienermobile is just a big, juicy wienermobile. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4579 Ma'am, that's a huge weener you've got! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
4580 Looks like you accidently filled the tank with diesel instead of Dijon. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4581 When you drive like a hot dog you should expect this kind of problem. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4582 Shall I fill it up with mustard or ketchup? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4583 When the hot dog bun refused to budge without its daily dose of fuel. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4584 Kraut engineering at its finest 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4585 You've got soggy buns and a burnt dog. It's gonna be a complete rebuild. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4586 I normally just fill it up with mustard, but the ketchup dip is a bit low. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4587 The oil seems low, but no one really knows what’s in these things. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4588 As you can see the diagnostics say you have plenty of mustard and onion,but how long since you added relish,you’re a little low. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4589 “Somebody added a quart of ketchup to it.” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4590 I only use Heinz 57 products for oil changes. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4591 Oscar, What’s your twenty? 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4592 Engine's fried. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4593 No Joey Chestnut can’t park his RV here. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4594 lets see Joey Chesnut eat 76 of these. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4595 You don't want to know what I put in there. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4596 No wonder you're having trouble--the last shop you went to used generic mustard. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4597 Sorry, but I can't figure out why it's still dripping grease. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4598 So, with the tune up, oil change and full service it comes to 38 weiners even. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4599 It looks like you’ve been putting tofu in this thing. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4600 Here’s your problem, see? You haven’t been keeping kosher. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4601 Relish looks good, but you're low on mustard. 1.2121 0.04327 66 53 13 0
4602 I think your mustard bearings are shot. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4603 Oscar, you’re a quart low on mustard. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4604 She’s about a quart low on pickle relish. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4605 You have too much oil. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4606 It’s a metaphor. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4607 I guess UFO’s have maintenance problems as well. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4608 Recycling fat from the product keeps your oil level spot on! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4609 You're at the gas station. You need to go around the corner for the urologist. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4610 This baby runs on pure Heinz 57. 1.2121 0.05719 66 56 7 3
4611 Yea, really, honest! It'll reach the edge of Space! Then land safely and gently right back here! Wanna come? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4612 Your ketchup is fine but you're down a quart of mustard. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4613 Your polyunsaturates are low. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4614 I thought you said road BRead. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4615 The dip stick came back red, so you should be right on your way back to flavor town. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4616 Yea, she's a little low on mustard but the relish level is OK 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4617 You used ketchup,not mustard. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4618 Yeah, we see this a lot with the low-fat versions. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4619 Mind if i park my weener there? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4620 Lady: “I’ve done what you’ve asked, Mr Vet, now you can tell me what is wrong with my dog’s sweat problem” Vet: “I asked to see your hot dog’s stool!” 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4621 The good news is that the no parking sign says “36 foot wienermobiles exempt” so you should be good to leave it here overnight 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4622 You’ll also wish you were checking the oil more often. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4623 Yep, you’re about a quart low on mayo 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4624 You're down two pints of pink slime and meat slurry. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4625 Some idiot put Dijon mustard in here. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4626 Dijon or ballpark? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4627 It’s low a quart of relish! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4628 Can’t help you ma’am. You’re running low on MSG and Sodium Nitrate and we don’t carry them here . 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4629 No, it's not vegan. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4630 Hold the mustard. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4631 So, what business are you in? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4632 Ma’am, we don’t double coupon on franks. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4633 Well, your hotdog’s ketchup level is low. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4634 You’re a quart low Mrs. Meyer, would you like to try Grey Poupon this time? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4635 Oh I wish I had a single quart of oil, that is all I really want to see…. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4636 What grade do you want? Dijon or Golden? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4637 Looks like you over-filled the compensator." 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4638 Fill 'er up with mustard and check the sauerkraut. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4639 Sorry I can't help you. The manual clearly states that this generation of clean vehicles is designed to operate on condiments only. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4640 It's burning mustard too fast. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4641 Looks like you're down a quart of mustard, ma'am. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4642 Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4643 I don't think that's oil. Could it be mustard?' 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4644 Looks like you're down a quart of mustard. Ellen Sullivan, Newbury, MA 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4645 if you're gonna change mustard I recommend Dijon 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4646 You need a chili with lower viscosity. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4647 Your chili levels are getting low. Want me to add more? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4648 What type of oil did you say? Chicago Style. Mmm Foreign Model. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4649 Nothing's wrong. Your dog's been sluggish because she's carrying pups. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4650 The dipstick says that the mustard is low. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4651 It's NOT "what I"d truly like to be", but, everyone IS in love with me!. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4652 This dog’s done huntin’ 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4653 I’m sorry to tell you ma’am...this ain’t mustard. It’s ketchup. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4654 It’s not about health, it’s about control 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4655 It is due for a mustard check-up. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4656 It needs a little bit more mustard gas. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4657 I could substitute ketchup for the mustard, but it would drastically cut you mpg. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4658 I see you’ve been hotdogging around again. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4659 That’ll be $47.50 for gas and $5 for the mustard. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4660 I warned you, ignoring regular maintenance will ketchup with you eventually. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4661 She’s special. You can’t just run any old domestic mustard through her. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4662 Free gas. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4663 Are you sure this is the best cart to sell your famous lobster rolls? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4664 Ma'am, I'm sorry but we don't have enough mustard here to help you. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4665 Someone put in ketchup instead of mustard. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4666 Condiments are low, and the wiener is running hot. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4667 I'm afraid we don't have a way to fill the ketchup 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4668 See this? Somebody put Dijon in here. It only takes the bright yellow stuff. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4669 Parking on private property is a misdeweiner. 1.2105 0.06301 76 65 6 5
4670 You are good for another 3,000 foot-longs or 3 months, whichever comes first. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4671 His relish level is a little low. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4672 Chestnut Coney, No Baloney. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4673 Uh oh. The color is good, but we're about out of mustard. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4674 You're pretty low on mustard. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4675 I don't think this dipstick is properly calibrated. It says you need a smidgen of anchovy paste. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4676 Your problem is the cheap yellow mustard you substitute for dijon 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4677 No, not a dipstick - just poking holes so it doesn't burst. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4678 The Billionaires will pay million to fly in this 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
4679 We topped off your relish and onion reservoir 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4680 You're low one quart of mustard. Ha! Get it? Because you drive a hot dog mobile! Mustard! Instead of oil! Because... ah, fuck it. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4681 It's Oscar Mayer Weiner not Oppa Bota Weida. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4682 No ma'am, we can't service it. You need a garage with bun-size facilities. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4683 This 30-weight isn't cutting the mustard. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4684 Well, Seems you’re half a quart low on mustard there buddy. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4685 My new meat thermometer indicates it's just not up to the right temperature yet. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4686 Our shop is gluten-free. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4687 Forty-two. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4688 You're two quarts low on wiener grease." 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4689 It's been great for business, got alot of truckers rolling in... 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4690 Well you saved 16 cents on the cookout; that’ll be 26 hundred for the repairs. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4691 Major pile-up on the freeway after I blew my sauce off 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4692 @monarchmeds "Looks like it needs some lube." 1.2105 0.07811 57 50 2 5
4693 ‘sorry no hotdogs, we just came to prove the UFO aka UAP report was wrong. ‘ 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4694 You said 'footlong'. You didn't say whose foot. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4695 Well hot dog! It's low on ketchup. I don't relish the thought, but I'll have to replace the condiment dispenser before it'll cut the mustard. I'll be frank, you're a wiener today. It coulda been a knock or wurst.Oh and no charge for the buns, er puns 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4696 We're competing against the footlong. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4697 You're a quart low on mustard. We have a special on it today. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4698 Hot Dog season has been wild this year. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4699 We have a separate tanker for the mustard. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4700 They're right, your hot dogs are way too oily 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4701 This outsells our pork chop submarine by a large margin. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4702 You're a little low on your mustard. Top it off? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4703 Yup; you're a quart low on mustard. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4704 woOoAaoAoh! what a wacky vehicle it is you drive around in 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4705 A little brown mustard, a spoonful of red onion sauce, and a forkful of sauerkraut and you’ll be back on the road in no time, lady. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4706 You're using too much oil. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4707 It's a truck, by the way. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4708 Yes! Even the weiner are now cooked using solar power 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4709 I suggest you add oil now. The next diner is 45 miles. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4710 You’re low a quart of mustard and half-quart of relish. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4711 I was told that I should come in peas, but hot dogs seem tastier 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4712 As far as I know lady, there are no pork products in 10W 30. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4713 Well it looks like you are about three quarts low on ketchup, but the mustard level is okay. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4714 Your condiment levels are very low. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4715 The turtle back is an illegal aid. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4716 You're using the wrong mustard, lady. This beauty runs on all-American yellow mustard, not some fancy French stuff. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4717 This won't stop us... we're on a roll. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4718 The best I can do is add mustard. Relish and other fixin’s have been on back order since July 4th. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4719 When did you last check the mustard? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4720 Your mustard’s alright, but frankfurter juice has corrupted your brake fluid. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4721 "You really should change the mustard every 7500 miles." 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4722 I recommend you top it up with a deli-style mustard. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4723 I’m afraid diesel will cost your dog more than a year of condiments. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4724 It's a high-bread 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4725 Yes, You’re a quart low on Mustard 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4726 You obviously no don’t know the first thing about driving a wiener mobile, do you?” 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4727 Just checking the mustard levels. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4728 grey poupon,but of course! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4729 You’re lucky that the parts that go into these things are cheap. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4730 Ma’am, the wurst news first. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4731 Next time the genie asks, add some context to "a giant wiener" 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4732 We supply gas too 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4733 No problem, ma'am. You're a quart low on the mustard, is all. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4734 Sorry ma'am, you're going to need a Kosher specialist. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4735 Your oil is fine, but the condiments are exhausted. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4736 You should get your mustard checked every 3,000 miles. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4737 High HDL 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4738 Your mustard level looks good but you could probably use a relish change sometime soon. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4739 We only service hot rods, not hot dogs! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4740 Lady, only traces of meat! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4741 I understand why you are in a hurry to get on the road. Joey Chestnut lives nearby. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4742 I think I know what is making that whistling sound… 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4743 You should be using Dijon instead of yellow. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4744 You see, this mustard on your ketchup stick is why your dog's always runnin' hot. I recommend switching over to high-mileage relish. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4745 Your transfats are low. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4746 I know,I get that a lot. Lotta people tell me it looks like a hot dog. But it’s not supposed to. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4747 Honestly, I don't know if I'm a bio-fuel producer or consumer. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4748 Do you have it in " Mustard" ? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4749 Doesn't pass mustard. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4750 It'll be another 5,000 miles before you need the mustard topped off. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4751 You're a little low on relish but the ketsup and mustard are okay. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4752 When is the last time you changed your ketchup? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4753 You’re ok on your banana oil, but the testosterone is off the charts. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4754 For the onion sauce, was it 100 pounds of onions or a 1,000 pounds. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4755 You’re running low on ketchup 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4756 Yeah, your mustard's running a bit low. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4757 Running low on mustard. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4758 Looks like you need a little ketchup on the top. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4759 Your oil and refrigerant levels are fine, but if you don’t mind I’d like to pause for a moment and reflect on the absurdity of existence as I’m experiencing it in this moment. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4760 Is this boiled? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4761 Hot Dog Happiness Has Defined My Life 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4762 I'd like to help but German imports are where my expertise lies. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4763 Delivering your extra large hotdog RV, hope you know how to park it 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4764 Looks like you're down about a quart of mustard! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4765 I don't know what made me assume a vegan car would be electric. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4766 You don’t want to see how I fix this sausage. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4767 You’re just a little low on beef byproducts and nitrate preservatives. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4768 The onions are okay, but you're a little low on mustard. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4769 Mustard is fine but you'll need to add some relish. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4770 If it was a real hotdog, it might have run on mustard. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4771 YOU'RE DOWN TWO QUARTS OF OIL AND A PINT OF MUSTARD. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4772 The oil is fine, but you’re a little low on mustard. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4773 That’s what I call ‘One with everything.’ 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4774 Your nitrates are high. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4775 Included in the estimate is the cost of the new, larger shop and the special lift we'll need to do the repairs. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4776 When you said you had a hybrid, Ma’am I was expecting a Tesla or something. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4777 Yes ma'am we agree. Size does matter. No ma'am, this sausage is not for sale. @newyorkermag @newyorkercartoons 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4778 Your over heated, but nobody likes a cold hotdog. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4779 Oh boy, not mustard. I need to call the Mayo Clinic. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4780 I think it's time you invested in the solar powered gluten-free vegan model. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4781 You’re mustard is low… 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4782 This is sabotage! The oil is from vegan brats. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4783 You're low on green relish. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4784 Where's your methane pump? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4785 Your Oskar Myer wiener wagon is a bit short on mustard. Our bun man may have some he can spare … his name is Bernard Welt and he drives a big wiener too! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4786 No signs of anything sexual here. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4787 I'm telling them we run out of mustard. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4788 You're low on polyunsaturated. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4789 Well, your oil level looks fine. I can't explain the colors though, it is the first time I've ever seen that also. 1.2078 0.05008 77 64 11 2
4790 You don’t want to know what’s in this thing. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4791 Doug 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4792 Yes, much too high in cholesterol 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4793 If you you squeeze your wiener, your tank should fill up with oil! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4794 Unfortunately, it's ketchup. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4795 I might recommend using mustard instead of motor oil. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4796 My condiment oil level is low. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4797 Sauerkraut is extra. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4798 This should put some mustard on it. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4799 Yes, we charge for ketchup & mustard...head to self-service over there... 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4800 Yeah yeah, I get it, it’s vegan. It’s still broken. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4801 You don’t wish you were a wienermobile. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4802 Wait, are we allowed to use the “Oscar Mayer Weinermobile” in this cartoon? Yes, it’s not a problem. You may use it for informational or editorial purposes. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4803 Mustard gas is the wrong type of fuel for this vehicle. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4804 I suggest you stick a fork in her lady, she's done! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4805 You're five quarts low on mustard. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4806 The type of lubricant you need depends on the viscosity of the condiments left unrefrigerated after opening. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4807 Six miles to the gallon but it holds 750 gallons. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4808 Yep, I've got some olive oil I can add to this baby, but it's gonna cost you. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4809 She's a quart low on Dijon 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4810 These new meat-soy hybrids are not easy on the engine. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4811 Seems that somebody put mustard down the wrong hatch. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4812 To be frank, all-beef or not your engine is running red hot. I don't relish telling you you're a pint low on mustard, Mrs. Nathan." 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4813 How much for the mobile Hot-Dog? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4814 Looks like your wiener takes diesel grass, not diesel gas. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4815 Sorry, but you're not going to relish what I have to say. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4816 Your oil has everything on it. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4817 1.Anthony Weiner’s escape plan hits a snag as his WeinerMobile breaks down on the first leg. 2.‘I’m sorry. Due to a supply chain interruption we’re out of parts for your vehicle.’ 3‘We only repair this model on July 4th, and we’re closed holidays.’ 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4818 Your meat by-products are down a quart. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4819 It’s supposed to read ‘natural sheep casing’ not ‘condom’ so I can’t let you fill ‘er up. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4820 Down about 5 gallons of mustard 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4821 You’re down a quart. I’d suggest Grey Poupon. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4822 It looks like someone from the Chicago mob has put Celery Salt in your Mustard tank. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4823 I'm afraid you're way overdue for a relish change. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4824 Your condiments levels are way too low. Good thing you came by, because your next picnic would have been a disaster. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4825 Needs about two quarts of relish. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4826 Lady, you’ve been using the wrong mustard. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4827 Yes, the Veggie Con is that way. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4828 Yup, the mustard is low and needs to be topped off. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4829 Next time you fill up, remember it's Kosher 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4830 Low cost. It runs on Mustard 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4831 We need five gallons of gas and two pints of mustard. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4832 Frankly, I'd say you're a weenie bit low on oil.... 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4833 Yeah, it’s down a quart. So, I’ll just top it up with mustard and relish. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4834 Ever wondered what's inside a hot dog? Tours are available for an extra buck. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4835 I don't stop for gas. I sell the gas! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4836 You’re looking at $1,000 in mustard alone. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4837 You're down about a pint of mustard. 1.2063 0.05383 63 53 8 2
4838 My wiener is only this big. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4839 So this is why I get gassy ! 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
4840 If you want to keep it kosher, it’ll cost you. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4841 You're a quart low on chili. Wanna refill 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4842 Frank, I've warned you before about mixing those fancy foreign mustards with our local product. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4843 Lady, it don't matter you only need a quart. This is Chicago. We do not carry ketchup! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4844 So it’s Coney Island or bust, you say? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4845 Well it's not oil. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4846 When did you last change the mustard? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4847 Saurkraut's a little low 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4848 I'm sorry, we only carry unleaded ketchup here 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4849 Sorry, I can’t work on it - my wife put me on a vegan, gluten-free diet. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4850 You've changed the water. Sorry, I can't let you back on the streets. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4851 Your relish is good. Hold the mustard. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4852 Looks like you are way low on trans fat. But to keep 1.2063 0.04884 63 52 10 1
4853 I see your problem here, you put in too much mustard. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4854 A plant-based meat car would be more eco-friendly. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4855 The condiment levels look good,how about I taste the spark pugs? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4856 It's a quart low. Do you want yellow, spicy brown or Grey Poupon? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4857 Couple'a 8-ounce jars should have you back on road. Gulden's or Poupon?" 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4858 Added more mustard just in time 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4859 No, it's not low on mustard. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4860 You need two quarts of mustard! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4861 Your oil level is fine but you are a quart low on mustard. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4862 Fill the mustard, please. Full organic; not synthetic. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4863 You're only down a dollop. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4864 Ugh! Sauerkraut in the crankcase. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4865 Cholesterol level’s a little high. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4866 Trichinosis 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4867 Who decided to fill the gas tank with ketchup and relish? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4868 yes, if you eat a hotdog then by definition you are also a hotdog… but you still can’t park here 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4869 Looks like you are a footlong low….. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4870 Do you want to go with real mustard or synthetic? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4871 The cholesterol level is running high. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4872 Good news: the ketchup, mustard, and relish levels are fine. Bad news: I really can't do anything about the phallic imagery. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4873 With a wiener this old I'd recommend dijon from now on. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4874 I wouldn't know about your car madam, all I know is my oil level is perfect when it measures a foot long. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4875 Fill her up, guldens please 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4876 Ketchup! Just as I thought. Sorry, lady, but it's gonna be at least a day until we can get this all squirted out. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4877 We fill these ones up with condo-ments. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4878 If you buy two dogs with sauerkraut we may be able to make it to the pump! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4879 Sorry lady. Ain’t nobody in this here town Gonna put catsup in this baby, 10w40 or no 10w40. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4880 Needs a custom grill. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4881 Oh, it's a Veganmobile? That's your problem right there. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4882 Looks like customers double-dipped in the condiments 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4883 What exactly do you mean by 'Fill up?' 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4884 This bottom line here, this is the 'low mustard' line, you wanna keep a close eye on that...VERY important! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4885 Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4886 Why are you still using yellow mustard? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4887 your mustard is pretty low 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4888 It's about 2 quarts low on grey poupon! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4889 We forgot the mustard 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4890 You've been using generic mustard. Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4891 So sorry, the giant burger broke down and asked us to substitute. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4892 Your low on MSG 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4893 And one of the many the great things about this beauty is in colder weather she’s a compact! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4894 If you intend to drive it this summer it will need a higher grade of cooking oil. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4895 It's running a bit low on mustard. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4896 The oil is fine, but your relish is low. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4897 You're down a kraut-and-a-half. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4898 You're low on mustard and the relish has turned 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4899 Let me be Frank Mrs. Mayer. You are not going to relish this news. This engine won't cut the mustard anymore. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4900 Looks like serious engine damage, didn't I warn you about hot dogging this thing? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4901 You're gonna need a bigger mustard dispenser. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4902 Well, it looks like you'll have to cut down on the fat. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4903 You’re gonna need a vinegar and oil change. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4904 It's just not cutting the mustard. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4905 Needs more dog. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4906 It’s not The Big Apple! It’s The Big Wiener!” 1.2051 0.05431 78 67 7 4
4907 Not that! I sad a winner race car! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4908 You're about a half quart low on meat-by products. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4909 No! I don’t know why it is running hot, Dawg! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4910 The dipstick should not taste like mustard. 1.2045 0.04171 88 72 15 1
4911 In a surprise meta twist, we’d like to announce @srrayman as the wiener of the Contest 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4912 Doggone it, someone's put frying oil in the engine. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4913 We have large fries. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4914 Mustard's OK, but you could use a quart of sauerkraut. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
4915 Honest mistake -- there's mustard in your washer fluid. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4916 You need to change from heavier mustard to a lighter mustard during the warmer weather. Your regular mechanic should’ve told you that Ma’am. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4917 You're way overdue for a mustard change, and I'd recommend a catsup flush too. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4918 ...and you're good to go Mrs. Mayer. Say, you don't know Oscar by chance, do you? 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4919 You’ll need 25 gallons of high strength mustard and a couple of dozen gherkins 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4920 Lady,you over a quart low of mustard. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4921 I'll need a quart of Dijon. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4922 Looks like you’re due for a mustard change. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4923 Oh there's your problem, looks like you accidentally put vegan oil in here. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4924 Your ketchup is fine, but you’re going to need a mustard change. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4925 This one could use the works. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4926 Oscar who? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4927 Well, the problem is that it’s an actual vehicle with a combustion engine. And you’ve filled it with mustard. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4928 „You're low on Mayo-Gas.“ 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4929 You have to fill the tank with Premium 90 octane mustard 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4930 I see the problem now. It’s a vegan hotdog. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4931 Free tonight. ? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4932 Flying Saucer Hot Dog Station 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4933 Looks like you're in need of a lube job. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4934 Just change the oil and you'll have yourself a wiener, ma'am 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4935 I'm not surprised: palm oil. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4936 You’re at least two quarts below a heart attack. Do you take polyunsaturated organic Omega-3 vegetable oil or high-test, trans-fat fortified, recycled, deep-fry oil in that puppy? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4937 Looks like you’re a little low on relish, ma’am. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4938 You're a quart low on Viagra. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4939 Looks like the mustard is a little low 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4940 This car is the wurst. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4941 Someone cut the mustard. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4942 What do you mean you’re not in love with me? The song clearly said everyone would be. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
4943 Did you even notice that I'm a Cyclops? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4944 You bet I'm sure. I've worked on hundreds of these. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4945 It's not just fried. It's deep fried. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4946 Good thing you pulled in -- you're down about 3 quarts of mustard. If you'd gone much further, you'd be in a real pickle! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4947 I’d recommend a low cholesterol oil change. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4948 If you’re going to drive, then start checking the mustard gauge so it doesn’t go dry. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4949 You're OK on the relish, but the mustard is definitely low. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4950 Do you think maybe he is compensating for something? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4951 I like your hot dog, can I take it up for a spin? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4952 I found your problem. Someone’s added ketchup to this dog. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4953 You need a new sauerkraut filter. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4954 Runnin' Dog Gone Hot! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4955 Your tires are fine but your mustard is very low 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4956 I know we’re in New Jersey, but this isn’t a full service dog. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4957 It's too bad the Heinz truck just left. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4958 I don't relish saying this ... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4959 The oil is a little low but you can make it to the chicken shack 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4960 Looks like you're out of mustard. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4961 I don't relish the thought of getting your 'dog' fixed. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4962 Kethcup's fine. You're about a quart low on mustard. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4963 Yep oily sausage leak. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4964 Over time I’ve become an excellent parallel parker. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4965 Mustard AND ketchup ?? That can't be right. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4966 Your not going to be a finalist or winner with this rig! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4967 I'll have to order the mustard, we're out. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4968 You should've used polyunsaturated! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4969 Tomato Slices? Sport Peppers?! Son, you’re a long way from Chicago! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4970 Any chance you stopped in Cincinnati? These chili and spaghetti levels are off the charts. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4971 The level is perfect for a nice, juicy experience. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4972 I'm afraid you have giant malfunctioning weiner. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4973 Your mustard relish ratio seems to be a bit off. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4974 A little stool softener--he'll be fine. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4975 NO Madam! Condiments can not be added! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4976 Batman has the Batmobile, the Pope has the Popemobile, and so it makes perfect sense that you've got this. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4977 Shows low on Mustard. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4978 Cholesterol 's running a bit high 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4979 You're lucky. You are down about 3 quarts of cereal filler. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4980 This is a Chicago dog ma'am, you can't fill it with ketchup. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4981 You’re low on oil, but high in saturated fats… 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4982 You’re down a quart, but no one knows of what. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4983 Mustard-good,ketchup-good,relish down a jar. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4984 You best keep your speed down. Folks around here don’t take kindly to wieners” 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4985 How could it possibly be out oil? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4986 I'm sorry Miss, I can't help you. We answer to a higher authority. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4987 Howz 'bout I wipe yer windshield and clean the greasy grill? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4988 I can find some salt but we’re all out of nitrates. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4989 Mustard's fine. Now hit the road and ketchup. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4990 Despite what the United Nations says, you should stick with mustard gas. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4991 Can you fill 'er up with olive oil. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4992 Whoa, you're low on mustard and your relish level could be better. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4993 Your oil level is fine, but your ketchup is low. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4994 You appear to be a quart low on mustard would you like me to top it off ? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4995 For some reason I want to lick your dipstick. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4996 Well, your valves are clogged, we may need to do an emergency engine transplant. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4997 Hotdog-gate 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4998 Looks like you need a oil change. Plus some chopped onions. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4999 i Have one Eyeball 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5000 Sorry Kid..You'll never cut the mustard round here. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5001 Mustard's low. You're in a pickle. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5002 Hey, there's actual meat in here!!! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5003 You're low on mustard. Unfortunately, this foreign model takes Dijon, and we only have spicy brown. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5004 Sing the Oscar Mayer theme song for a free wiener whistle. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5005 Sorry, the wiener is booked through July 4th 2030. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5006 Your ketchup's alright but you're low on mustard! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5007 Your gas and oil are fine, but your mustard is down a quart! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5008 We're a half quart low on mustard. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5009 Looks like your wiener engine is fried. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5010 Two cup mustard & one cup Mayo. Hold the onions! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5011 Sorry, but the numbers don't lie. The wiener's not kosher. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5012 James bond ain't got nothin' on this baby. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5013 I'd use WD-40 to make sure the dog stays down. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5014 well... it appears your transmission has a first name 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5015 Why? Because of the flatulence tax. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5016 hottest dawg in the city 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
5017 We need to be electric by 2030, so we’re getting rid of everything boiled. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5018 Funny, even the dipstick is a little hot dog. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5019 And I have a coupon for a free tire rotation. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
5020 WE HAVE NEW INSTRUCTIONS FOR ORDERING. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
5021 Oscar is low on mustard. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5022 You're a little low on ketchup 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5023 I don't care how high it is in triglycerides, you're down a quart of oil. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
5024 Your cholesterol and nitrates are still high,just needs a quart of mustard. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5025 The origin of your vehicle's leak remain a mystery. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5026 You're down a quart. I recommend Spicy Brown or Dijon. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5027 It was supposed to be a pizza crust, but the dough rose too fast. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5028 Modern advertising needs a quick fix. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5029 Level of saturated fat and sodium is dangerously low! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5030 I hear the EV model is coming out next year 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
5031 Ma'am, for the last time, we are just selling pizza recipe books 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5032 That'll be $59 for the oil change and $349 to turn it back into a minivan. 1.2027 0.05262 74 63 8 3
5033 Nope, the oil's fine. You need a mustard change. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5034 The ketchup is good but you’ll have to cut the mustard. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5035 You see the problem here is you used ketchup instead of mustard... It's gonna take me a few days to get the condiments I need. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5036 Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but these vegan weiners are notorious for running low on oil. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5037 The oil you've been using is not cutting the mustard. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
5038 I’m going to be frank: this vehicle is not a wiener. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
5039 You’ve been put relish in the ketchup dispenser, it’s going to cost you to fix this…. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5040 I'm afraid there must have been some confusion about your call. I'm just a urologist. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5041 Ketchup is ok but you are a quart low on mustard. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5042 Looks like you'e a liitle low on mustard. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5043 "I'm sorry. Mustard is not included." 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
5044 Mustard’s a quart low. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5045 When you drive one of these you have to expect jokes about your dipstick. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5046 You’re down half a quart of mustard. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5047 There's mayo in the mustard 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5048 Just a little lie on relish, but this thing will give you plenty of gas. 1.2000 0.06198 60 52 5 3
5049 Just what I suspected: high cholesterol. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5050 You've been using ketchup? No wonder it's running slow. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
5051 There's your problem, car's low on grease. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5052 No ma'am, a German sausage manufacturer purchased a retired school bus and christened this marketing vehicle The Brat Mobile. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5053 It's only gonna be three hundred for the labor.... Oh, and Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5054 Your oil's okay but I notice you're a bit low on mustard. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5055 Looks like your mustard is low. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5056 This is going to be a frank discussion. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5057 Your oil filter is clogged... with french fries. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5058 I don't relish telling you this, but if you don't use Dijon it will ketchup to you later. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5059 Well you're a little low on mustard. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5060 Ok, I’m gonna need 23 quarts of 10w-30 synthetic ketchup.” 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5061 You're a bit low on Ketchup. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5062 Just top off the mustard. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5063 You are low on nutrition, high on nitrites and fat, and if you keep eating in there your gonna give off a lot of methane. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5064 My hot-rod builder was dyslexic 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5065 She’s burning oil rapidly! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5066 Listen to me lady, if you want it to stop knocking, use only Kosher mustard. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5067 Can't see the problem. There's plenty of oil plus all the usual chemical additives you'd find in a wiener. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5068 Antony said it was down a quart 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5069 Yeah, we do do a teenie weenie too. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5070 It's a loose hot dog, Ma'am, running free. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5071 Your saturated fats are high, but there is no need to drain them. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5072 Looks like you are little beheinz, but if this rig can really cut the mustard you have a good chance to ketchup 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5073 Are you certain you are out of hot dog buns? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5074 Your mustard is critically low. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5075 You're protein- to-fat ratio is a little bit low. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5076 Just extend the antenna more. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5077 Appears this hot dog has been thrown down a hallway. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5078 You're low on mustard, about 20 quarts ought to do it. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5079 Sorry. Were out of mustard gas. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5080 Lady it's bad. Your RV's engine has a bad case of salmonella poisoning. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5081 There is a mustard pump right across the corner. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5082 I think I see the problem... Did you use Ketchup? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5083 The vehicle would run a little sluggish because you are low on the mustard. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5084 Yep, your LDL is way down. 1.2000 0.05235 65 55 8 2
5085 I see impurities. 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
5086 You're down a quart of oil. Do you want fries with that? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5087 Deep fryer could use an oil change. Other than that, you're good to go. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5088 Ma’am you said furlong not footlong. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5089 Looks like you're down a quart of mustard, and you could really use a ketchup change 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5090 Afraid it's not kosher, ma'am. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5091 Well, it's not the wurst, but I see you brat the wrong car. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5092 There's your problem, Lady...you're low on Grey poupon 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5093 Adding used griddle grease might help the exhaust odor 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5094 A pussy dog. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5095 This is a real wiener. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5096 Your oil checks out OK, but you're gonna need a gallon of mustard. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5097 I don’t relish these moments where I have to tell my customer that they’re gonna need an all new front left bun AND a change of mustard. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5098 Well, here's your problem- mayo in the mustard tank! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5099 "Uh, yeah, here's yer problem. The mustard's leaked into the 'kraut cylinder. Yeah, this is gonna set you back, buddy. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5100 What do you mean they're out of mustard? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5101 Yep, that’s what I thought! The dirty-water level went low on ya. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5102 Looks like it’s a quart low on mustard, ma’am. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5103 Your mustard is low, there may be a leak in your condiment transmission. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5104 The manual says diesel, I'm goin' mustard. - Robert Provenz, Kingston, NY 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5105 Needs a quart of ketchup 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5106 Looks like the mustard is down a quart; I bet that is why the exhaust smell funny. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5107 Do you recall filling it with a foreign, tomato colored fluid? That's the culprit. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
5108 Low on mustard but your catsup is okay. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5109 The problem is that you were filling up on Heinz when this only accepts Grey Poupon. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5110 You're about a quart and a half low on mustard. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5111 Hate to break it to you, but this here’s a lemon. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5112 Key to a happy wienermobile--lubricants. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5113 I warned you, if you buy a foreign dog, you've got to use Dijon. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5114 Down a quart - I recommend a Dijon/Yellow synthetic blend. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5115 I'm afraid the last quart you put in might have had a horseradish additive. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5116 Just how long has this hotdog been turning around and around at the back of the store? 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
5117 This thing gets the wurst mileage. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5118 It will never pass - these are known to have a hefty carbon footlongprint. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5119 It was designed to take Yellow - not Dijon. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5120 Honestly, the oil isn't the problem. It's the fat and sulfites. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5121 Yea, looks a bit plain. A couple quarts of dijon outta top things off. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5122 Frankly, further is not in your future. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5123 This is a full service station ma'am. We include all the fixings - not just the mustard. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5124 Besides the taste like cheap mustard, your engine's oil is fine. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5125 I’m sorry, but the bun is toast. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5126 You let your mustard get too low again. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5127 Mrs Mayer, I really wish you'd follow my advice that brown mustard is better for your engine than yellow mustard. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5128 It's out of Mustard, but the relish level is OK 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5129 I found the problem, somebody put ketchup instead of mustard on it. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5130 Your ketchup is right off the dipstick! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5131 Frankly,to ketchup so you can roll again,all your relish has got to be mustered. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5132 Well, that's one mystery of the world, solved. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5133 Ketchup cannot be used as a substitute for gasoline, sir. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5134 What can I tell you? Wiener's are guslars. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5135 Running this low on mustard will eventually ketchup with you 1.2000 0.05883 65 53 9 2
5136 Yeah, needs oil even though it's a goddamn hotdog. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5137 You're a quart low on spicy brown. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5138 You may get in a pickle if we don't top off the mustard 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5139 When it's all dressed we connect better with our shy people 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5140 Yup, needs more kraut. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5141 Well,you did ask for mustard on the side 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5142 That’s a big one you got there. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5143 Well, you're not low on gas but you do need a mustard refill. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5144 Your oil is fine, but I'd check the vehicle's name next time. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5145 No thanks. I went plant based about five years ago for the environment. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5146 To be honest with you, I can’t see the depth of the oil since I only have one eye. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5147 Spotted this station and tried to charge my empty vehicle with some condiments, but what came out of the plug outlet here was - to my disbelief - electricity. Now I don’t know how long it would take for us to recover from the shock. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5148 Do you have anything other than American food? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5149 Seems like the oil split your buns and is dragging your wiener. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5150 Trouble is it only runs on unleaded mustard… 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5151 Well… you said “Fully Loaded” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5152 And you did say a hot dog for the road? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5153 You’re going to need a new timing belt, one you have now is too small for the bigger waist line. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5154 Looks like you’re running a quart low on mustard. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5155 I can't find the pump for ketchup! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5156 Full of sauce, please 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5157 You should look for a sauce station 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5158 This car is uncured 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5159 „Are you shure I have to check the mustard level?“ 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5160 I told them that calling us “Naughty Wieners” was a mistake. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5161 Ya done run outta wiener juice 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5162 My amazing hot dog caravan ran out of sauce! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5163 It’s blessed kosher, just like you asked. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5164 I'd advise you to hold the onions. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5165 Looks like you need to top up your oil son, but we only serve vegans. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5166 As I suspected, too much relish in the engine block again 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5167 Are there any dietary restrictions I should know about this vehicle? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5168 Engine oil is a quart low, and you could use some mustard. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
5169 Do you want small, medium, or jumbo? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5170 You’re definitely low on ketchup. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5171 Really? 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
5172 You're down about a gallon on mustard 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5173 well I upgraded to hot dog truck premium + 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
5174 It happens when they sing it too loud. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5175 That depends. How many hot dogs you got in this thing? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5176 Looks like you are about due for a mustard change 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5177 Sorry, this going to take a while to repair, there's about 20 lbs of mustard clogging up the intake manifold. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5178 You’re low on catsup. Good thing you stopped at a HoJo’s gas station...except we only dispense it in disposable packets. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5179 I’ll have one, but in vegan 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5180 Ever since Ronald got convicted of fraud, ketchup prices have been on the rise ma'am. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5181 Here's your problem it's the mechanically separated chicken. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5182 You’re running low on grease. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5183 Might be time to trade up to a chicken sausage. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5184 Thank you for topping here. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5185 It’s the oil pan. Add Mayo. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
5186 Hot dogs here! Get your hot dogs! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5187 Extra ketchup should increase oil viscosity. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5188 It's a little low on mustard, but the ketchup level looks good. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5189 Yeah, you're low. Do you want more Dijon? We also have yellow and whole grain.. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5190 I know it looks Ike a hot dog food truck, but it was some sort of horrible mistake…… We actually sell only pizza. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5191 You're gonna need a new hotdog. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5192 With these gas prices, this has gotta be the most expensive hot dog I ever bought. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5193 Here's the problem. You're low on cholesterol. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5194 We can work on all kinds of sandwiches. I'm just not sure that we can work on this thing 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5195 It's down just a wienie amount. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5196 Looks like there's not enough mustard. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5197 Someone put Ketchup in it! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5198 Remember, no hotdogging. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5199 Looks like you're dangerously low on ketchup. Lucky for you we got some in stock, best by 10/30. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5200 When we try to eroticize our own despair, we create vampires. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
5201 We switched to a frank. The cheeseburger took up the whole parking lot. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5202 My advice: Under no circumstances should you allow Mr. Chestnut behind the wheel. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5203 You're low on katsup, see? That's why she won't accelerate. 1.1972 0.04312 71 59 12 0
5204 Your Mustard is 2 gallons low. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5205 Your hotdog lub level is too high in palm oil. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5206 You said you wanted to impress her, right? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5207 You're getting low on grease. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5208 Looks like your wiener could use a little oil. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5209 A little chili on top should do the trick. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5210 See , what a nice house I offer you - you can eat it all 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5211 Looks like you are down two squirts of mustard 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5212 I sure don't relish what you spend in fuel 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5213 Too much salt! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5214 Mrs Epstein- this is not an all beef hotdogmobile 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5215 Your nitrates are high, but not yet at the Joey Chestnut level. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
5216 This baby runs on a new digestion engine,kind of like a stomach. Those pumps over there spurt a fine puree of various pork,bovine,and avian byproducts. That meat juice goes into the vehicle,just like filling a hot dog - hence the design choice. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5217 You're about a quart low on artificial ingredients. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5218 Mustard and relish look ok. The onion is a bit low. But the total lack of tomatoes makes it highly unlikely you will make it to Chicago. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
5219 She’s down about a quart of mustard 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5220 You're a quart low on cultured dextrose. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5221 You let the sauerkraut run way too low...!!! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5222 Your hydrogenated oils are VERY high. Have you considered going plant based? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5223 the house comes with a dogs house and a hot dogs house 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5224 Looks like your onions clogged up the mustard valve. 1.1970 0.06902 66 58 3 5
5225 You're low on mustard. You want Deli, Dijon, or Chinese? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5226 Oil? Maybe. But I'd suggest Pepto Bismol. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5227 We can’t service such a doggone large vehicles at this station. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5228 Mustard and ketchup levels are OK but your oil is down a quart. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5229 She's down a quart of sodium nitrite and I'll top off the mustard while I'm in there. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5230 You must catch up on your oil. Which brand do you relish? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5231 Your grease levels are alarmingly low 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5232 Is this a street meat cute? Because I love you - also your oil needs a change 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5233 Bad news. This mustard was discontinued long ago. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5234 To be frank, these levels just don't cut the mustard, and I take no relish in saying so. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5235 Every contestant is going to make some middling joke about being low on mustard, possibly with a pun included 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5236 You're high in nitrates. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5237 OK buddy. This here vehicle runs on mustard and you filled her up with ketchup - she's fried. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5238 Down a quart of mustard, ma’am. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5239 I relish telling you to catch up on your oil. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5240 It's a bit of a road hog 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5241 Joey Chestnut’s Coney Island Beach House!! He supplies ALL the GAS to the Neighborhood!! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5242 Can you believe We more important than gas!! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5243 It’s a little rare. Should be ready to roll in a few minutes. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5244 Sorry Ma'am. Mustard's up to $25 a squirt and ketchup is $22.50. Forget relish. 99.9 percent of customers take 'em plain. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5245 The oil is ok, but it is low on mustard and relish. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5246 sometimes I think life is real, other times I know I'm Batman... 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5247 „Do you know a fast food restaurant nearby? Maybe they can help me with my hot dog!“ 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5248 - We are waiting for Moses. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5249 Your giant hot dog car needs an oil change. That will be $300. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5250 You’re a locksmith? I thought this was a food truck! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5251 Your oil is low, and it's mostly oil byproducts. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5252 Needs an oil change. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5253 You're low on pig snout. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5254 You’re low three quarts of mustard 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5255 It was last topped off with catsup and...well...it will never be the same! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5256 You're down a quart. Do you want synthetic or all natural? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5257 Yep. Looks like you're running a little low on nitrates. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5258 When's the last time you had your lard changed? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5259 And you never have to go out to eat again. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5260 You're low on oil; is this a stationvegan? 1.1967 0.07325 61 54 2 5
5261 Yep your nitrates are low - do you need the kosher service? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5262 Looks like she's real low on saturated fat. I suggest some chicken lip additive. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5263 I’ll need a hundred and fifty pounds of charcoal briquettes and some starter fluid. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5264 I've seen bananas in the tailpipe but this is a new one for me. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5265 No reasonable expectation of a different outcome. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5266 Your mustard is low. I can add that for you. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5267 Your ketchup level is dangerously low. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5268 Frankly I'd switch to Grey Poupon ! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5269 I don't mean to grill you, but have you been hot dogging this vehicle? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5270 Give her some mustard. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5271 Yeah - she's a tough one. 25 games on a full tank of onions and mustard. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5272 I don’t relish telling you this, but it needs more mustard. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5273 She gets about 2 miles per packet of ketchup; 5, highway. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5274 Runs on high cholesterol but you pay the price at the pump. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5275 It's my weiner mobile, I live in it. Didn't I mention that in our sexts? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5276 Do you have any unleaded relish ? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5277 Oil's ok, but you're a quart low on mustard. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5278 You need a quart of 4Weiner30. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5279 We can't keep enough condiments on hand. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5280 For the last time Carol, it’s not a lemon! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5281 You might consider going gluten free, better for the environment 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5282 We’ll, I’m no urologist, but… 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5283 Your mustard needs changing. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5284 It obviously won’t run on English Mustard! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5285 Unfortunately you can't put English mustard in these things 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5286 Looks like it's a few packets low. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5287 You can tell the ex-president this bus is for guys who still think there's something to run for! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5288 Ketchup's ok, but your mustard's a little dark. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5289 When was the last time you had a mustard change? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5290 There is your problem. You are low on mustard. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5291 The bathroom is next to the mustard. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5292 You're a little low on mustard and you need relish. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5293 Is this the low-octane, high-mustard brand? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5294 Frankly speaking,this engine 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5295 It just rolls along under its own steam 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5296 It runs on mustard (Dijon), sauerkraut and relish. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5297 Fill er up ! 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5298 Your mustard to relish ratio is shot. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5299 It appears someone put ketchup in the carburetor. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5300 You should relish this; cut the mustard and you'll ketchup. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5301 You're low on Mustard and the Nitrite emissions are wa-a-y too high 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5302 You must show me the grille. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5303 You can do all the wishing in the world. But I’m telling you Oscar Meyer should have told you about oil changes. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5304 You’re a quart low. French’s or Grey Poupon? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5305 Your 'kraut is fine, but you're mustard is down about a quart. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5306 The stopcock on this guy doesn’t stop. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5307 I'll top you off for two dogs and a tour. 1.1961 0.06275 51 47 0 4
5308 Listen, I’ll be frank with you—I don’t even know what some of these parts are. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5309 I think I figured out the problem. It looks like you are low on mustard. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5310 Yeah yer a quart low. Might I recommend the house Dijon m’lady ? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5311 Looks like you're down a quart of relish... Try Costco. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5312 The Home Office Received A Call From Martha Stewart. Apparently It's On Her Bucket List 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
5313 It runs on stadium and you put in yellow mustard 1.1954 0.04578 87 70 15 1
5314 You’re a little low on mustard but your sauerkraut should be ok” 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5315 Don't tell me that your other car is a hamburger on a bun. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5316 This can frequently happens to a man of your age 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5317 You need mustard-will that be spicy or yellow? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5318 You are 3-1/2 gallons low on sweet pickle relish. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5319 Sorry M'am, but you're short a quart of mustard. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5320 That'll be four dollars for the ketchup, and a hundred for the labor. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5321 Too much mustard in the carburetor 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5322 Ma’am, this puppy runs on fat, meat slurry, pink slime, salt, sodium erythorbate and sodium nitrite. Unfortunately We do not sell those individually. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5323 You're a little low on mustard! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5324 I will now transmute you into an Oscar Mayer Weiner. My paperwork says this was your wish, um, in song, no less than 1,242 times. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5325 If this is exactly what you want, then it's perfect! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5326 Juice is running low, we add synthetic lube oil to do the trick. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5327 You were supposed to put relish in it, not that oil. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5328 I’m sorry Mrs. Chestnut, but it appears you’re low on mustard 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5329 Your grease trap is blocked! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5330 So sorry. Can't help you. Our parts are not kosher. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5331 Yeah, apologizes. Unfortunately, we don't have diesel. Bust of luck. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5332 Your 20 lbs low on all beef. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5333 I'm sorry to bother you ,but do happen to know where a gas station is around here. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5334 Trust me, this is the wiener you'd rather see at a gas station. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5335 Yep, these lighter models don't hold that much oil 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5336 This phallic symbol says your oil is just fine. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5337 Looks like your a little short on mustard but your relish looks good. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5338 The gas station down the road must've sold you this one because it's not one of ours. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5339 It looks like you’re a little low on mustard. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5340 Unfortunately, the engine is making a jingling noise. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5341 Well it looks like you are burning some oil, but I don't think that accounts for the smell... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5342 Your mustard is three quarts down. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5343 Beats every genetically modified wiener hands down if you refuse mustard and ketchup. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5344 The cholesterol is full but the mustard could use another quart. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5345 Let me add a couple quarts of mustard, and I’ll be out of your way.” 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5346 You're running a bit low on pickle relish. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5347 So I understand, "everything on it" includes wheels, a walkup window, a door, a windshield, and a steering wheel. Did I get that right? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5348 Tell me the back story again. I’m not sure I see where you’re going with this. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5349 A quick veggie oil-change and we’ll have ya rollin’ like a Smart Dog. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5350 You're going nowhere with these mustard levels. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5351 It'll be best if you use it or freeze it by August 19th. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5352 Ma’am, your veggie dog trailer has gone rogue, there is nothing but beef grease here! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5353 Have you thought about switching to the Beyond Sausage model? It'll probably cost less than all the repairs. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5354 We actually create more gas than OPEC. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5355 I’ll have one hotdog please 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5356 The exact moment when the road trip went from bad to wurst. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
5357 Why did you put mustard in here, again? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5358 Nah... I don't think the Van Dwellers will judge your truck choice... 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
5359 Well here’s your problem. You got sweet onions in your sour kraut. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5360 Lets see, 110,000 calories, 1,200 grams of sodium, 75% beef, 20% pork, 5% filler and some nitrates. Looks like you're ready to go. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5361 Sorry, burned up the valves. You can't run a kosher dog on unleaded. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5362 Ketchup is gone. The ride won’t be the same with mustard... :(“ 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5363 What kind of oil do you want? Regular, fat free, or extra spicy? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5364 You need to top it off with some relish.” Anne Jenkins, Littleton, C 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5365 And it can travel 900 miles on just a spoonful of ketchup 1.1935 0.05790 62 54 5 3
5366 Yes, you are running low, and no, we don't carry hot dog water. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5367 Yup, someone’s put in ketchup instead of mustard! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5368 Oh, Oh, the mustard is low. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5369 Everyone forgets a proper hot dog needs relish too. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5370 I've got the hot dog, and I've got the bun. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5371 It runs on nitrates. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5372 Where in the heck did you think they came from? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5373 No problem, just a little low on oil. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5374 This dipstick tells me that it is dry and overdone. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5375 Ketchup's OK, but your mustard is a quart low. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5376 Bess new she was low on mustard, but she never dreamed she could be low on cilantro. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5377 Sure, I’ll top it off, but you know he still lost the election, right? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5378 I'm afraid that you're not going to relish what I have to say. Oh, sorry. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5379 Nah, we don’t carry any kosher motor oil. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5380 The car is not part of the deal. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
5381 Your yellow and spicy brown are okay. but you're low on Dijon. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5382 Sorry, the only oil I have in stock is vegan. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5383 You are defiately low on reish. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5384 Your dog's 100% turkey and you're toast. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5385 I’ll need a socket wrench and some mustard 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5386 Sorry, I work exclusively on motorcycles. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5387 Ma’am, you need more Ketchup. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5388 It says here, you’re a virgin…Na, I’m just kidding. Your oil looks fine. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5389 No wonder it was running hot, lady. You’re out of ketchup. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5390 You need about two quarts of pig entrails. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5391 Some fool used ketchup instead of mustard. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5392 Baloney is my first name, it is spelled OSCAR 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5393 Sorry to tell you sir but you’re running low of mustard. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5394 You're fine on mustard, but your sauerkraut is very low. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5395 Yep, it’s a dirty water dog. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5396 It's good to go. We checked all the fluid levels: mustard, ketchup, and mayo. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5397 You're getting low on mustard 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5398 Looks like your mustard is a couple gallons low. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5399 The oil is OK but you're about 3 gallons low on mustard 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5400 I am sorry. Oscar is on vacation. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5401 Looks like we will have to consult with Joey Chestnut 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5402 You're right, Ma'am, it's almost a quart low. Will that be straight Yellow, Dijon, Grey Poupon ... ? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5403 Yes, it's an old vehicle, Mrs. Mayer, but maybe switching to extra virgin olive oil will give it a little more contemporary zip. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5404 Your oil level is fine. It’s the saturated fats I’d be worried about. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5405 You should try it with avocado oil. To die for ! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5406 You’re down 'couple quarts on nitrates, but you won’t find any here in Vermont. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5407 Sorry, only ketchup today; no mustard till Tuesday. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5408 It's a little under salted. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5409 I’m not gonna lie to you; it needs mustard. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5410 You're down a quart of mustard and a pint of chili. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5411 We recommend changing the mustard every 5000 miles. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5412 What are you, the hot-dog police? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5413 French's might be okay for today, but for colder weather, we recommend a thicker Grey Poupon. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5414 I’ll just top off the relish and you’ll be back on the road for the lunch rush. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5415 Sorry, but we only do Kosher dogs here. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5416 It drives on hydrogen. It‘s the future. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5417 Down a quart of sauerkraut, but we are a weenie operation so mustard will have to do. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5418 Told ya, it’s dry as a bone. I’ll go grab some ketchup. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5419 This isn’t something I relish telling you, but yeah it’s shot 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5420 Okay, dear.. I know it’s been sometime. I get the hint of what you want now 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5421 One Greyhound Dog to go? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5422 I'd add some mustard to your beans to get better mileage. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5423 Trust me, you don't want to know how the gas station hot dogs are made 1.1928 0.04005 83 71 10 2
5424 You should've changed your hotdog water two thousand miles ago. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
5425 Just like oil, every 3,000 miles, change the mustard. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5426 From what's on this dipstick, you don't want to know. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5427 with a flatulence machine like this I need A LOT of gas. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5428 It may not be able to cut the mustard, but it sure can lick the jar! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5429 Your oil's okay but it's fat content is high. And, no, I don't have any spare tires, but would some kielbasa help? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5430 You need a quart of oil and ten gallons of mustard. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5431 It’s a little low on ketchup, but the mustard level is OK 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5432 I’m afraid someone’s been putting in the non-kosher oil. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5433 Mustard, chili and onions are options. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5434 Mustard, ketchup, sauerkraut and a little relish, and she'll be good as new. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5435 This is how you measure the appropriate condiment to dog ratio. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5436 You need to change the mustard 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5437 Grey Poupon French's Dijon Heinz? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
5438 Welcome to the Joey Chestnut museum. We're closed on Mondays. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
5439 You know what they say, the bigger the car...the lower the fuel efficiency. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5440 Who was the smart guy who put ketchup in this thing? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5441 Your oil’s fine but you’re a bit low with the Monosodium glutamate. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5442 Someone put mustard in your crankcase. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5443 The driver of the Wienermobile had nothing to say as the service attendant berated him for adding ketchup to the oil mix... 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5444 Are you a guest of Mr. Bezos or Mr. Branson? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5445 Here's your trouble, lady, you're two quarts low on mustard. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5446 A quart low and…no, I’ve never heard of the Oswald Mayer Pig In A Blanket line of products. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5447 You did call for an Uber, didn't you? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5448 2035 'Are you sure this is where I refuel my Tesla Banana-wheel?' 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5449 It coulda been wurst 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5450 Needs mustard. I recommend Dijon. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5451 A generic version of the weinermobile for vacationers who only wanna eat in - it’s cheaper. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5452 A war crime? I just want to buy some mustard gas. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5453 How long have you been using brown mustard? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5454 Although it's called a dipstick, there's no such thing as dip sauce oil, Ma'm" 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5455 Now be honest - have you been using dijon or yellow? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5456 Oil prices have really gone up again this month ma’am, you should get back to filling it up with Ketchup 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5457 It’s surprisingly low on Big Dick Energy 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5458 Ya know we see a lot of this around summer time. Very common. 1.1918 0.03731 73 62 10 1
5459 Yep, it’s all yours. Relish it. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5460 As a mechanic, I should be able to but you might want a doctor. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5461 Initial diagnosis: IBSwiD 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5462 Looks like you're due for your oil, mustard, and sauerkraut change. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5463 Sorry, lady, dipsticks don’t lie. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5464 running a little low right now, a guy said something about a chestnut and bought 76 in one order. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5465 No, ma'am, it is against company policy to show you my wiener. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5466 Your radiator's cooked. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5467 I cannot fill up 76 of these in 10 minutes! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5468 Onion and relish are fine, you're several quarts low on mustard. We also have a promotion on chili refills. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5469 It appears you’re a little low on condiments. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5470 It's burning mustard. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5471 Legend has it that this was Joey Chestnut’s 77th hotdog. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5472 You need a quart of relish. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5473 Other than the mustard smell you're going to love it. 1.1912 0.05027 68 58 8 2
5474 Grey Poupon is good but the mobile will run smoother with Colman's. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5475 I don’t relish this part of the job, ma’am. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5476 Sorry, we’re all out of mustard. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5477 There's your problem ... your not using extra virgin oil. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5478 Says here it identifies as sandwich. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5479 Well, she’s a tad low on sodium nitrite, but you oughta make it home for that barbecue. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5480 I don’t think it’ll ever run right again but the first step is getting all of that ketchup out of the tank. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5481 You need an oil change if you want to travel from Frankfurt to Hamburg. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5482 You've got a serious problem. Ketchup. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5483 This is mayonnaise. Won't work here in the states, I'm afraid. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5484 Your down three quarts of mustard and a boatload of relish. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5485 You're low on mustard and pickle, too! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5486 You need to gas up in which sense? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
5487 Sure, brats have great German engineering, but no one here knows how to fix them right. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5488 It runs on gas, but not the type from the self-service island. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5489 Too much saturated fat. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5490 Yes, M'am, we do deliver to just about anywhere...as long as we can park in your driveway overnight. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5491 Well it looks like you’re down a quart of mustard and a six pack of beer plus you must stop using ketchup. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5492 Both your oil and sodium levels are way too high! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5493 Four gallons low on Dijon. You're lucky this dog is not well done. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5494 You need a quart of mustard, but I'd also add relish and sauerkraut. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5495 No, we do not make Ketchup, Mustard, Relish, or Chili" 1.1905 0.04444 63 52 11 0
5496 No,we dont have burgers. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5497 Because of the mileage, I'd switch from standard yellow to spicy brown. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5498 your tank is low on mustard and your relish ejector needs replacing easy fix" 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5499 I have lived here ever since I got fired as a school bus driver. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
5500 BUT IT ONLY RUNS ON GREY POUPON! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5501 Someone used peanut oil. Tastes good but burns too hot. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5502 Sorry to have to tell you this, but the dog is burning hot. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5503 It's a quart low on mustard. Guilden's? 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
5504 Bad news - we're all out of hamburgers. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5505 You've got a dry bun. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5506 The problem is that somebody put ketchup on it. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5507 Too much Picante - not enough Ketchup 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5508 Nope, only diesel here, no Dijon. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5509 This doesn’t cut the mustard 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5510 The dip stick had you down 2 pints, but this meat thermometer shows it right at 160º Fahrenheit. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5511 Out of gas? Sure, we can help. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5512 Ma'am, you can NOT use brown mustard in your hot dog. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5513 I’m all out of your spicy brown but you’re in luck today. I’m running a special on your classic yellow. So fill ‘er up? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5514 You didn't let Joey Chestnut drive this thing,did you? 1.1905 0.04723 63 53 9 1
5515 The readout is telling me it's pregnant. Any idea how this might have happened? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5516 I think you're confusing nitrates for nitrous oxide. This here is a hot dog mobile, son--not one of those Fast and Furious types. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5517 Oscar Meyer requires French's mustard fill up to retain the warranty. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5518 No, no, no, HEINZ 57 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5519 Ketchup is all gone. The ride won’t be the same with mustard..:( 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5520 Thanks for choosing ‘Lube ‘n Go’, we guarantee we’ll get your wiener up and working again. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5521 Your oil level’s high, which really tends to burn these things up. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5522 I don’t care what it’s supposed to be, it’s inappropriate!” -Kare 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5523 You're running dangerously low on mustard 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5524 Check the Mustard and fill her up with Ketchup 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5525 It’s Certified Kosher.” “I said Hot Rod. R-O-D. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5526 It’s saturated. No need to top off the LDL. 1.1899 0.04792 79 67 10 2
5527 I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner that had gotten regular oil changes. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5528 I would recommend a high quality gourmet mustard. Those cheaper brands will ruin the hot dog. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5529 You're running a little low on mustard. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5530 Do you want me to check the mustard as well? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5531 It's about a half quart low of sodium nitrite. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5532 This says you're low on mustard and relish. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5533 Here's the problem. There're obvious traces of ketchup on your dipstick. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5534 Fill up with mustard, catsup, or relish ??? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5535 The novelty shape of your van is totally irrelevant to whether condiments will lubricate its engine. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5536 You just can't go putting ketchup in a Chicago dog, ma'am. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5537 There’s your problem. Everybody knows you don’t let ketchup anywhere near a wiener mobile. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5538 You're a quart low again, like I told before, these low fat wieners ain't working out. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5539 From now on, condiments are automatic! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5540 There's your problem!.....Looks like someone put in Ketchup instead of Mustard. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5541 Oh-oh. You're not using 10-30 weight oil, are you? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5542 Oil's good, but you're low on mustard and relish. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5543 Would you like sativa or indica on your wiener?" 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5544 This is nothing. Last week I changed the oil on an Impossible burger.” 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5545 Just as I suspected. Somebody's been putting ketchup in this thing. 1.1897 0.05193 58 49 8 1
5546 Your relish is down a quart. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5547 Seems you're a squirt low. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5548 Relish is fine but mustard is a quart low. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5549 Sorry ma’am. This thing only runs on Dijon. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5550 Look, I can't pass this vehicle for state inspection. It's the size of a bus and doesn't even have side mirrors. If you try to drive it home then I'm going to call the police. It's a danger to everyone on and off the road. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5551 I'm sure you haven't heard the news so let me help you ketchup on your hotdog, but I warn you, I'll be frank, and believe me when I say, I don't relish this, what I'm saying is I need to mustard the strength to say...you know, I feel a bit chili." 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5552 Yeah, looks like it was running hot. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5553 Sorry you can't take this onto the freeway.You haven't paid the obscenity tax. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5554 ‘“I don’t carry that type of mustard.” 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5555 Your oil's good but the dog is down two packets of mustard. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5556 Ma’am, you’re low on ketchup, mustard, AND relish. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5557 Not good, you have been driving without ketchup too long" 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5558 According to my measurements, this wiener is too long. 1.1897 0.05193 58 49 8 1
5559 Now ma'am, you may've heard this before... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5560 His relish is getting into the onions and he needs a quart of yellow mustard. Other than that he’s good to go eat. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5561 This is an all beef engine, you got stop filling up with pork 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5562 You just need a mustard change. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5563 Your radiator is fine, but you're a few quarts low on mustard. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5564 You used the wrong mustard. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5565 I’m sorry to tell you this, but it appears that not everyone is in love with him. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5566 You really must stop using ketchup, Mrs. McGillicuddy 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5567 Your Wurst is a bit worse for ze vear - has not reached 170 F (70 C) 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5568 The Hot dog mobile unit is going environmentally friendly We are re lunching as the sausage roll 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5569 Not enough quality parts in there, now it's full of byproducts. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5570 Hey, Man! Do you wanna spice up your dog's life with our mustard? We've got the best ones, including eat your master alive. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
5571 Looks like that problem finally came to a boil. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5572 Ketchup leak. That's why she's been red-lining. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
5573 What'll it be, yellow or dijon? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5574 Your dirty water looks good. Just keep watching the steam guage. 1.1887 0.06058 53 47 4 2
5575 Afraid it's the ketchup shortage, ma'am. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5576 Sorry, lady. The Magic School Bus got lost in space. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5577 Your down about a kilowatt and your mustard needs changing. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5578 Sorry ma’am, your 3 quarts low on mustard. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
5579 I warned you Viagra would be hard on his engine... 1.1887 0.07156 53 45 4 3
5580 Fat content is down a quart. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5581 Yep, just as I suspected. You’re low on mustard. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5582 I can see you've been running on empty calories. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5583 looks like you need 3 gallons of relish 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5584 I don’t relish this situation, but I’m out of mustard. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5585 I don’t think that’s beef 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5586 I see the problem here... you're running very low on mustard! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5587 Yep! Runs on Mustard! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5588 You're about twelve quarts low on mustard. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5589 You are due for a mustard change pretty soon. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5590 I admayer the way you maintain it. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5591 you're a bit low on the mustard ... 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5592 Sorry, we don't carry enough mustard to get you back on the road. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5593 you won't relish this, but you seem to have a weenie problem. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5594 Well mam, I respect your beliefs, but a vegan hot dog will simply not power a bun of this size! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5595 No, I said steamed hams 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5596 This vehicle is the wurst. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5597 Do you supercharge wieners? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5598 High on neglect; needs a little relish. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5599 Stop using 10-W-Trief. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5600 Burger oil or an eco-friendly alternative would be great. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5601 Electric powered, hell no, runs on a blend of mustard, sauerkraut, and relish. Steven Assael 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5602 Time to change the oil in the Wienermobile. Can I recommend the Wonkamobile super bubble? It’s a gas! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5603 I don’t relish telling you this, but your oil smells a lot like onions and mustard. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5604 Your oil and water levels look good, but your beef is low. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5605 Not enough oil between these buns 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5606 You get gas even with the new electric wiener mobiles. Get it Mam? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5607 I see the problem. Your model was imported from France so you should only be using Dijon Mustard. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5608 Sorry ma'am, but your old maintenance guy just didn't cut the mustard... 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5609 A quart of oil gets you back on the road but I don't carry an organic canola. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
5610 We’re all trying to find the guy who’s trying to find the guy who did this. 1.1882 0.04426 85 72 11 2
5611 Looks like somebody put mustard gas in your tank. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5612 Honestly, I’m loving the color. I would hold off on the oil change. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5613 I've tried mustard, but is not the same 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5614 ...and your nitrate levels are ready to roll. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5615 OPEC has put a freeze on mustard 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5616 Gave you a quart of relish, topped up ketchup and mustard levels, recalibrated your bun position. Good to go! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5617 We need a quart of kosher mustard 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5618 Looks like you're getting a little low on mustard.... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5619 Ma’am, that’s crude. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5620 I've never seen a car with such hardening of the arteries. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5621 This one measures sulfites. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5622 It's not a rifle, m'am, it's a dipstick. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5623 The mustard bun ratio has exceeded known limits. 1.1875 0.05398 64 55 7 2
5624 The sodium nitrite is low. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
5625 A quick oil change and you’ll be able to catch up. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5626 Sorry,you need Gulden's,We only stock French's. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5627 Hot dogity, these foot long don’t run like they used to 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
5628 I couldn't even get a part in Nomadland 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5629 Ketchup is fine. Piccalilli is a quart low. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5630 Get this piece of shit off my property or I’m calling the cops. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5631 Sorry, but it need the works …. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
5632 Your sulfites are down a quart. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5633 It's not the mileage. It's the cookouts. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5634 This was the risk you took by building something completely out of spare parts. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5635 You could use a touch more mustard. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5636 No, Ma'am, mustard is not the same as engine oil. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5637 It's low on relish. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5638 You're a quart low on oil and you need a mustard pump replaced. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
5639 Your hunch was right, ma’am. It’s guzzling mustard. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5640 The oil is fine but your mustard is dangerously low 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5641 It looks like you're down a quart. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5642 You have any coolant? This puppy is running a bit hot. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5643 Yo this mfer drives a big hotdog 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5644 Pink slime is down a quart. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
5645 it has to be Vienna Beef and run through the garden 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
5646 Sorrry Madam, but this dog is cooked. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5647 Nope. Sorry. I’m really looking for the next big thing. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5648 Your mustard oil is down a quart. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5649 It’s Joey Chestnut’s car. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5650 Some weeks after returning from their honeymoon in New Orleans, Keith was surprised and somewhat confused to discover he had won the Times Picayune’s annual draw: ‘You Lucky Dog’ 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5651 . For the third time, it's spelled Mayer not Meyer. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5652 Delivered right in front of your doorstep. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5653 We need to replace the kranskshaft 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
5654 The standard yellow mustard will get you 3,000 miles, but I’d recommend an upgrade to the high performance spicy brown that’s good for 5,000. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5655 i don't care how many dogs youve been chased by, all sales are final! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5656 There's a dog in your hot dog 🌭 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5657 You can't get a better trailer if I must be Frank. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5658 Somebody put ketchup in a hot dog. That’s just wrong!! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5659 You’re preservatives are down by a quart… 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5660 The mustard’s over at Pump number 3 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5661 Sorry we don’t sell mustard gas here 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5662 It looks like you're a quart of mustard. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5663 Looks like you're getting low on relish. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5664 Your engine oil isn't getting hot enough. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5665 I guess you didn't understand, when I said ketchup was not a viable fuel additive, that also included catsup. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5666 I tried shovin' a weiner in the warp drive, but dammit Jane, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5667 You need 87 gallons of gas and 13 quarts of mustard. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5668 Fill er' up with Heinz 57. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5669 This is my ballpark estimate. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5670 Looks like you are down a quart of hydrogenated oil. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5671 The catsup and mustard are fine, but you need a pint of relish 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5672 This is a common problem for low fat dogs. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5673 It says, do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to jail. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5674 You're low on ketchup, but my main concern is why people are using ketchup at all. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5675 Why would you think I sell hot dogs? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5676 I can make you one with everything. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5677 Yup. You need mustard and relish, ketchup is OK. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5678 Everything looks normal. What you've described to me sounds more like gas pain than anything else. Let's switch to 87 octane and see if that helps. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5679 Your completely out of Grey Poupon. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5680 Your cooler is getting low on beer. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5681 Yes Mame,just as i suspected,you need your mustard changed. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5682 It's only a month rental 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5683 It's a quart low on artery-clogging fats and carcinogens. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5684 Hot diggity, your mustard level is near empty. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5685 I'd recommend switching to one of those new vegan wiener cars 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5686 Bet you can't eat this. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5687 Just keep addin' Dijon. Can't get any wurst. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5688 I like to use organic but all they carry is conventional. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5689 Well, miss, everything looks ok, you just need a little more ketchup and she'll be running smoothly again! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5690 Plenty of mustard and relish but you seem to be running low on ketchup 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5691 Sorry, Lady, I don't have to answer to a higher authority. You needed an oil change and the total is $300. Will that be cash or check? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5692 You’ve been duped, it’s not Kosher. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5693 I’ll be honest, I have no idea what I’m doing 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5694 This takes diesel not dijon you idiot! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5695 Yeah it's kinda vegan, even though it runs on gas 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5696 It days right here, drop off at Coney Island 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5697 « This motor oil is chilli flavoured, you are gonna love the smell of your hotdog at high speed. » 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5698 I can't be certain, but it looks a little high in nitrates. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5699 So this is my prize for winning the hot dog eating contest???? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
5700 Ya gotta lay off the yellow mustard 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5701 No, it's not fully charged when it comes new, and yes, batteries are included. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
5702 You are burning oil and down eight quarts. Luckily, I have one last quart of kosher oil. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5703 Don’t worry, this oil level is in the Ball Park, frankly. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5704 Other than your husband, you've never seen a bigger weener. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5705 Are you from Chicago? Because you have no ketchup. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5706 Needs more cheese. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5707 This should fix your GERD problem, it's down a quart of antacid. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5708 No wonder it wont start. Its to meaty! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5709 Damn glad to meet you. Are you Scully or Mulder? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5710 Yes, your vehicle is a hybrid , but we don't t stop both catsup ad mustard." 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5711 I'm afraid the oil and grease is dripping down into the pan. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5712 It looks like your RV doesn’t wish to be a wiener anymore. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5713 And how may I serve your yield curve? 1.1857 0.04216 70 63 4 3
5714 Looks like your wiener is overheating. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5715 The oil's OK, but the mustard is a gallon low. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5716 No, gas is the exhaust not the fuel. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5717 Your mustard is a quart low. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5718 For you or the car? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5719 Will I get paid in cash or in bites? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5720 It seems to be running on random parts from various other cars. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5721 Short of mustard. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5722 Your mustard needs changing. I suggest you go with dijon this time. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5723 It says you are beyond the pull date. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5724 Here's your problem - you're short on engine grease! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5725 You’re due for a mustard change and that includes a free bun wash. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5726 When’s the last time you changed your relish? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5727 I don't relish telling you, it's not going to be cheap. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5728 Your wiener is fine but the bun van is shot and we only sell in 12 packs. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5729 Your mustard's down a titch. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5730 Looks like the fluid needs to be wienerized 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5731 Ben? Yea it’s me,Sal, listen, we are definitely going to need a lot more ketchup this has to be the biggest we’ve ever encountered . 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
5732 You need an oil change. There a bits of French fries floating in this batch. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5733 I’m afraid it’s more weiner than mobile. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5734 It’s ecological : Runs on Mustard 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5735 We sell hamburgers 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5736 They tried to tell me I couldn’t pork here. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
5737 I'm down a quart of Dijon 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5738 Ma’am, hot dogs aren’t allowed here, as this is a taco stand. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
5739 When they made this here wiener electric powered, I guess they forgot to think of where we’ll find charging stations 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5740 'These Wienermobiles are far more efficient than Teslas' 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5741 Ma'am, this a McSwirl filling station and the machine is broken. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5742 You have mustard in your O rings 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5743 Yep, just as I thought--you're gonna need a new sphincter bearing. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5744 It's really only this big. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5745 ' Looks like you're not getting enough mustard to the engine. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5746 You are ready for a mustard change, something no one relishes. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5747 You don’t have to eat it in one go. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5748 When's last time you changed your mustard? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5749 Don’t ask how this car was made, just drive it. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5750 You're about a quart low on social relevance. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5751 You’re down one quart…. Of mustard 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5752 It's pretty fuel efficient for it's size, but it does need biofuel instead of gasoline. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5753 …And we stab the hot dog with these special sticks… 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5754 Yeah, apparently the patent is held by some Big Oil executive. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5755 This what I meant when I said I needed to wash my wiener. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5756 You're low on mustard and your weiner software needs to be updated. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5757 Just as I suspected, you're low on red dye 40. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5758 No, you get gas from beans, not hotdogs. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5759 It makes that sound because you are down a gallon of mustard. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5760 Transmission fluid looks good but your mustard is low. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5761 It’s the new economy, Miss. Gotta pay my bills somehow. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5762 trust me, you dont want to know whats in these things 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5763 Yes, I’m a vegetarian. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5764 Yes, a hotdog is a sandwich 1.1846 0.04595 65 55 9 1
5765 Your low relish levels are typical for the dog days of summer. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5766 Dut..This hot-dog-meter shows you are not qualified with enough philia to drive the vehicle.. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5767 Little less relish, more mustard. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5768 Hot… dog? I don’t think that’s the issue, ma’am. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5769 The oil's fine, but you're low on mustard. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
5770 It's problems are more than a foot long. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5771 Hey! You know that this frankfurter is 2 and a half feet longer than regulation as laid out in the city codes. It goes back to the cow. Off you go! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
5772 You really shouldn’t know. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5773 I'd say you're looking at about $1,500 of bun damage. I can knock it down to $1,000 if you promise not to use the grill on it again. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5774 I'd say you're a quart low on mustard, but that's just a ballpark figure. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
5775 You never want to put ketchup in one of these. It only works with mustard. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5776 Can’t fix it. I only have a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5777 You're a quart low - happens a lot with these low-fat weiners.... 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5778 Just as I thought... it's Grey Poupon. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5779 Lady, you’re gonna need about 50 gallons of yellow mustard and I know for a fact I only got about 4 pints on the shelf right now. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5780 Look I don’t relish telling you this, but someone put ketchup in here and this thing is “mustard only.” 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5781 I'll add a quart of oil. ...and the hot dog could use more catsup. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5782 The knocking might be caused by this relish in the tank. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5783 Your oil is fine, but the sodium level is dangerously high. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5784 I have some terrible news. Your bun is gluten free. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5785 Joey Chestnut said to install a kitchen. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5786 It runs fine on ketchup or mustard, but Mayo just doesn’t work 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5787 You’re running about a quart low, you’ll need to add some mustard. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5788 No one will ever know it 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5789 Your mustard level's a touch low. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5790 Your Sodium Nitrate is low. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5791 Whoa! Cholesterol and LDL levels are way up, I recommend our premium statin. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5792 …I lost electricity in the diner so I rented the last U berDiner they had… 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5793 I don't relish telling you that this isn't goin to cut the mustard. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5794 Please tell me you don't put ketchup on your hot dog. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5795 Yes, this dipstick tells me the oil level, the driver's emotional state, his place in the social hierarchy, who his wife is sleeping with as we speak, his upcoming spiritual crisis; many things. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5796 Your mustard level is fine, but I see you are a quart low on ketchup. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5797 You can use water instead of oil, but I wouldn't recommend that. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5798 You're down about a quart of ketchup. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5799 Well ma'am, it looks like your starter isn't the problem; someone replaced the motor oil with mustard. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5800 Synthetic is best, but it isn’t kosher. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5801 'Do you have a husband I can speak to?' 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5802 Yes, they really don’t make them like they used to. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5803 Looks like you’ll have to switch to an ox cart, Mayor Weiner 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5804 I don't think there even is a mayonnaise tank, ma'am. This dipstick is just a dummy. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5805 Looks like your three quarts low on mustard. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5806 No Ma’am, it is not "self-lubricating". 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5807 I bought a corvette when I went through my midlife crisis, but then again I wasn’t diagnosed with micropenis 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5808 94%ConnEd 6% BioDiesel 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5809 I suspect the culprit is the motor oil you are also using in your deep fryer. It's sucking you dry. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5810 It’s beyond repair. Somebody put ketchup in it. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5811 You’re short 30 quarts of relish. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5812 You’re about a footlong low. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5813 Didn't the dealer tell you? You need to use the high grade mustard. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5814 let me slide my hot diggity dog between ur icky thicky sticky buns 1.1831 0.03049 71 63 7 1
5815 Just as I thought. You’re really low on mustard. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5816 Oil is good madam, maybe you should consider mustard” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5817 I don't know what the problem is, but it sure is pretty hot out here, Doug 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5818 I hate to tell you but it’s seized. You should have checked your mustard back in Moline. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5819 Oh yeah…my dick’s suuuuuuper small. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5820 Ground control to Colonel Mustard. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5821 Sorry it didn't pass food inspection. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5822 Get in to get licked all over. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5823 Yep, someone used ketchup instead of mustard. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5824 Be honest!" "I swear! The first thing I noticed about you was your big, giant, juicy...er...personality!" "Really?" "Yes! I had no idea you had a massive erection on wheels!" "It's edible you know." "..Which wiener are we talking about?" "Touch it 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
5825 I'll be frank; this wagon is pretty cheesy. But add some oil, and you'll be on a roll. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5826 Relish is okay, but it's low on mustard 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5827 The relish is ok but your mustard is a few quarts low. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5828 Your oil is fine, but you're about two quarts low on mustard. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5829 The problem is that you added ketchup instead of mustard. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5830 You should try the new synthetic hot dog water. You only have to change it every 10,000 miles. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5831 Look, lady, I'd love to help you, but none of my guys do work on these vegan jobs. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5832 The self cooking crossed wires with the self driving 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5833 You’re down a kraut. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5834 Yup! Just what I thought. Low on Mustard 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5835 Your oil is OK, but you’re a little low on mustard. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5836 And if you keep putting more ethanol in her, pretty soon you're gonna have yourself a corn dog. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5837 Fill her up with extra chillies. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5838 You 're low on phosphates. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5839 You’re a quart low on irony. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5840 Mrs Chestnut,if your husband doesn’t slow down he’s going to blow a gasket. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5841 Your mustard is about a quart low. In this heat,I 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5842 Looks like you’re about a squirt low. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5843 It looks like you’re down a quart on the mustard 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5844 Yes, oil does matter. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5845 running low on chili 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5846 I can change the mustard but I think your engine has a relish problem! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5847 Can you believe that my wife thinks I'm overcompensating for something? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5848 Here's your problem, you should never put ketchup in these rigs. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5849 Looks like you're down a quart of ketchup. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5850 When I said fill it with gas,I didn’t mean baked beans. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
5851 There’s only one “weiner” But everyone’s in love with me 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5852 I see the problem — dang thing’s full of hot dog water! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5853 It looks like you have run out of catsup 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5854 I see too much mayonnaise, Madam 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5855 I'm sorry ,the wiener electronics are still at the Suez Canal. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5856 With these levels of sodium nitrate, are you sure you want to be an Oscar Meyer weiner anymore? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5857 Would you be in love with me if I told you I can add more mustard? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5858 A little lubrication wouldn't hurt. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5859 Yep, that confirms it: tank over-plumped and you started losing sweet, hallmark juiciness about... 50 miles back, give or take. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5860 Yep, looks like you’re low on relish. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5861 You're a quart low on your hey-look-at-me, but I can fix you up with some check-out-my-swagger. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5862 Your ketchup is a little low but you're still cutting the mustard... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5863 Sorry to crowd you, but it's Friday and almost sundown 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5864 Frankly, you're about a quart low on nitrates. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5865 Of course it's biodiesel, 100% French fry oil. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5866 Looks like someone put ketchup in there. This is going to cost a lot to fix. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5867 I’m getting low on mustard. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5868 You are low on dirty water. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5869 You’re oil is a bit low—would you like regular or low fat? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5870 I think your gonna need to change your mustard 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5871 I'm a little lost. Have you seen a procession come through this way? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5872 I've come to fill her up with Gas Station hot dogs! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5873 Give it some ethanol and you've got yourself a corndog." Barbara Bloom, Vancouver, B 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5874 Is your ketchup unleaded? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5875 Looks like it's medium rare. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5876 YourEV-Weiner needs 2.25 hours charge if you plan to go to Atlantic City. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5877 Your mustard, ketchup and kraut levels were fine. Onions were low. I’ve got some Sabrets in the garage. Synthetic or regular? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5878 You’re not going to be in love with me. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5879 No pressure to have a hot dog. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5880 And when’s the last time you applied mustard? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5881 The salesman said if I had this Oscar Mayer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5882 This is not what I meant when I ordered my hotdog “to-go”! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5883 So, how's the new 2021 model?" "..sigh..honestly man, its the Wurst. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5884 - “The ole dog needs topping up.” 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5885 Looks like you’ve been using mustard in here. You should switch to synthetic 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5886 Can you point me in the direction of the annual best-pizza-slice championships? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5887 We’ve lengthened the course. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5888 maybe its low on mustard 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5889 It’s too hot... eh eh” 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5890 I'm sorry ma'am, I only got parts for the New Yorker Ones. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5891 Most folks are surprised to learn that the W in 5W-30 is short for Wiener. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5892 Breaking News: Hot dog hits the road. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5893 I’m really going to relish this. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5894 So, this is how I die. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5895 Lady, it's the major league rule of Uber, first vehicle gets the ride...hey wait a minute, I'm low on mustard... 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5896 You’re down around a quart of mustard. Will fill it up with onions and check on that relish issue you’ve been having. 1.1807 0.04073 83 70 12 1
5897 Well, this case you should have known what it was it. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5898 These things happen when you hotdog around. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5899 Here's your problem. You're low on polyunsaturated! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5900 The mustard level is OK, but if I were you, I would top it off with our special product. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5901 Forget that foreign stuff, stick with regular yellow for good mileage. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5902 "You appear to be low on mustard" 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5903 Yes, every vaccination comes with a free hotdog. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5904 There's your problem, you are low on relish. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5905 The oil is good, but you have way too much vinegar in the sauerkraut. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5906 I'm sure the dog was delicious, but it's also part of your cooling system. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5907 No fries today. We're low on oil. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5908 I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5909 So many parts went into this Weiner I’m not sure which one to fix 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5910 No, indeed, ma'am, the password is NOT "two tongues and a grin". 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5911 Your mustard and ketchup are fine, but your sauerkraut is a little low. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5912 I'll be frank with you, Mrs Wiener, your bun-mobile is out of condiments, so to speak. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5913 So you actually want the engine to heat up? " 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5914 Where can I get diesel? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5915 He's negative. You can take him out of quarantine now. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5916 According to this, we get 1 mile/gallon on ketchup, 2 mi/gal for Mayo, 5 mi/gal for mustard, and a whopping 7 mi/gal on spicy salsa. What did you say your out of 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5917 Looks like you've run low on pig lips & anus 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5918 I know you are on a July 4th comedown, but you can't fill up here. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5919 And them’s the dog gone rules. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5920 Condiments.. not condominium 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5921 Looks like your ketchup is down a quart. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5922 Do you really want to know what goes into this? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5923 Looks like you’re a quart low on mustard. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5924 These gas prices are Out-R-A-G-E-O-U-S. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5925 Good news is your lips level is ok, bad news is you are overfilled with a$$holes... 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5926 Someone put in Ketchup. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5927 You're down five packets of mustard 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5928 Mustard!!! Down over three quarts!!! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5929 Actually, I relish the opportunity. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5930 Lady, how long has it been since you changed the mustard in this thing? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5931 I think you need to fill up on mustard. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5932 I see the problem. Someone put mustard in the crankcase. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5933 You're running low on trans fats 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5934 Frankly, I don't relish we're low on ketchup. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5935 Well friend, it's not your bun; she's plenty warm enough and you've got plenty of mustard. I really hate to tell you this but it's your weaner. It's as cold as your ex-wife. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5936 WOW! Never seen this before, you’re low on salt. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5937 We’re down one quart of mustard. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5938 Right now you should wish you were an Oscar Meyer oil pump. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5939 Looks like going grass fed has not made one bit of difference. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5940 You have mustard in your oil. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5941 This thing has too much oil for your health" 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5942 No problem, just needs a couple of pints of mustard. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5943 Here's your problem, You've been using Organic Mustard... 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5944 Does it take gas or mustard 1.1803 0.04963 61 52 8 1
5945 Total calories are fine, but you're a quart low on mustard. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5946 Just as I suspected. It isn't a sandwich. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5947 Ma'am, you're a little low on mustard! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5948 Your car is running hot and it's a dog. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5949 I have seven Mayers in here. Which one are you? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5950 I checked the oil ... it's not organic 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5951 I couldn't find the oil dipstick, but your mustard is a quart low. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5952 Oil's fine, but your mustard is a little low 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5953 A little mustard under the hood? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5954 We've got the diesel you need -- but unfortunately, it'll take a few days for the Grey Poupon. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5955 Your problem is ketchup. It has no place on a wiener. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5956 Here's your problem, you need more sodium for the pig lips and chicken gizzards to work properly. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5957 What did you expect? This is Grafton, Wisconsin 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5958 Sir, it looks like you need another quart of mustard. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5959 Looks like a mustard leak, and I don't like the look of your sauerkraut." 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
5960 It's the catalytic confurter. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5961 Your nitrite level is low. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
5962 You know you can't use vegetable oil in this vehicle, right? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5963 The mustard cap was loose, your onion belt is wearing thin, the ketchup needs to be flushed, AND the bun is toast. Sign here. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
5964 ..the good news is you’re down 1,000 gallons of mustard, no problem- bad news is we’re out of relish and you need 500 gallons. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
5965 Not only is it hard to find a parking place but people show up wanting to buy lunch. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5966 You're down a quart of mayo. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5967 Ketchup and jalaenos. Please to go!! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5968 Frankly you're burned out. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5969 It says unleaded,but is it kosher? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5970 Mustard gas? We don't keep that! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5971 now we just gotta get that jumping frog to Albuquerque 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5972 In this heat the mustard starts to gel! 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
5973 No,not regular unleaded,it takes the ketchup blend. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5974 Excuse me, you want me to put the spicy mustard where?” 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5975 He bought this last year when they canceled the hot dog eating contest 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5976 Looks like you’re a little low on ketchup. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5977 That’s a pretty damaged weenie you’ve got 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5978 A quart low on catsup; mustard land relish look good." 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5979 I don’t relish telling you this ma’am, but your mustard is way too low. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5980 Onion and relish levels are okay. Needs mustard. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5981 You don't want to know what's in your hotdog. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5982 We have two options for getting gas. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5983 This dog is way low on mustard. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5984 You're two quarts low on the mustard, I don't relish what it's done to the engine. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5985 Those alien sightings have nothing on us. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5986 Needs a squeeze of mustard. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5987 I think you’re down a quart of mustard. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5988 When's the last time you changed your condiment tray? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5989 I know a hotdog vendor in New York who might be able to help. 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
5990 Best fill up now. The next ketchup station is 30 miles the other side of Chicago. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5991 Just checking the chili additive 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5992 Mustard is a low 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5993 You're definitely low on mustard. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5994 Marketing's idea, you know how truckers love their wieners. 1.1791 0.04720 67 57 9 1
5995 Please, hold this mustard. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5996 Hello, I am mustard man. I love mustard. Also your car’s dead. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5997 This is the second time today I played with a big wiener. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5998 I think it needs an oil change and a statin. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5999 That premium Dijon mustard is just not as good as the regular. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6000 You’re a little low on saturated fats. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6001 Your down a quart of mustard, lady. We got French’s, Heinz, and Plochman’s…but I recommend you spring for a little extra for that Grey Poupon, ‘cause it’s Dijon and all that. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6002 It just told me to give someone gas. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6003 Oscar-Meyer Food Truck doesn't have the same resonance. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6004 Needs an ounce of sauerkraut. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6005 It’s lacking mustard. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6006 From the look of things, you must have plenty of gas. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6007 Found the problem. Someone mixed ketchup & mustard. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6008 I need a full tank. Going to Dijon. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6009 Dijon is not Frenches 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6010 Looks like you’re low on nitrates. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6011 I don't relish telling you this, but your mustard is low. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6012 Lady, I wouldn’t care if you’re Joey Chestnut, you still gotta watch the oil gauge. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6013 Down 2 quarts of mustard. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6014 - Let's see how the oil is. - It's all OK? - It's...really...the LDL is high. - What? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6015 Your vehicle has been successfully processed, ma'am. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6016 It shows your low 1 quart of ketchup" 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6017 Hmmm… Have you considered going vegan? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6018 Look, you get the same mileage, whether it's French's or Grey Poupon. Your problem is the onions--didn't the dealer tell you about the onions? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6019 You're one fart low. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6020 To be frank with you, your brats are the ones emitting the gas and not your dog 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6021 Sorry man,Joey Chestnut took them all. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6022 We can't sell fat-free dogs without checking the oil religiously, ma'am. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6023 Looks like you're going to need to change you insect parts filter. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6024 Yes,it is a bit low. You need to catch up on your ketchup. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6025 you'll need a quart of Heinz 57 to get you on the road again 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6026 How was it made? You don’t wanna know. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6027 dipstick says you're down a quart...I can't tell you where it goes and what it is, but, you're definitely low 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6028 Sir, I’ve told you 57 times….I’m on my way to CHICAGO. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6029 If you want hamburgers, the beef moblie will be here next week. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6030 Just as I thought. It needs more ketchup. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6031 Sometimes ma’am, I wish I wasn’t an Oscar Meyer wiener…. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6032 Looks like you’re about a quart low on good life decisions. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6033 Looks like you are a little low on mustard. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6034 THIS SEEMS LIKE A OVERLY DRAMATIC WAY TO STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE!!!!!! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
6035 You may not relish this news, but you're down a quart of mustard. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
6036 Catsup's OK, but your down a quart of mustard. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
6037 We run purely on natural gas. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
6038 Looks like you’re a quart low on mustard, mam 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
6039 You won’t be disappointed. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6040 The engine's fried. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6041 It's definitely not a sandwich 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6042 How are you at parallel parking? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
6043 If I can be frank, a lack of gas does not seem to be your problem. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
6044 Wait, is this mustard? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
6045 Yeah, your tank's a little low. I'll fill her up. Do you want Ketchupped or Unketchupped? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6046 You need to change the engine and deep fryer oil. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6047 When was the last time you drove this wiener into your garage? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6048 You should try vegetable or sunflower instead. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6049 Dipstick says high in fat and sodium 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6050 Yeah, you don't change the relish in these things every ten thousand miles and you're just askin' for trouble. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6051 Yes, a kosher hot dog ... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6052 The mustard level is fine. But the giant wiener is a bit loose, so it squeaks at high speeds. 1.1774 0.03999 62 52 10 0
6053 Here's your problem. You're a quart low on mustard 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6054 As I suspected--the MSG is running about a quart low. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6055 What you got here's an early Oscar Meyer. The new one gives you much less gas. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6056 Wait! Inside there are numerous books by Oscar Wilde. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6057 I don't know, but this oil is delicious. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6058 We're changing the meaning of "fast". 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6059 It has enough oil, but should I fill it up, or load it up? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6060 I’ve seen these in much wurst condition, before 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6061 We purchase gas, then we create it! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6062 Can I have your big sausage? It's only for hot bitches. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6063 No Ma'am, filling it with viagra won't make it run longer... 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6064 Don’t use a grill next time. It drains the fat. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6065 The relish is ok, but the mustard is low. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6066 Your grease is a quart low. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6067 Relish looks good but you need more mustard 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6068 You need a quart of mustard and a point of vegetable oil! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6069 I surely don’t relish having to tell you this…. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6070 It's stalled as it knows that Joey Chestnut lives up this road 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6071 Hepatitis C, I’m afraid. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6072 Cost-effective, sure, but these hybrids just don't seem kosher. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6073 Ketchup's o.k., topped up the relish, and I'd recommend your 3,000-mile mustard change. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6074 Yes, technically it's a hybrid. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6075 I’m sorry Ma’am, your vehicle doesn’t cut the mustard. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6076 Mustard's good but you are low on relish. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6077 Yep, looks like you've mustard in your break lines. Happens all the time. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6078 Engine’s shot. Even worse, your shortcut through Joey Chestnut’s colon voided your warranty. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6079 It's the old sauerkraut in your gas tank again. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6080 We drive what we eat 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6081 Want a ballpark price?” “No, superstore 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6082 It’s just the detour to Munchkinland, Dorothy. Not to worry. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6083 Officer, all I said was, "Exspecto patronum." 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6084 you see, the problem is you put the dingus in the wrong end of the ding dong 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6085 Yup, that line is clogged. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6086 See this, lady? Your Giardiniera level is way too low. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
6087 Done. The heater is fixed. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
6088 Let’s see Joey Chestnut eat this one in 10 minutes. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
6089 I'm afraid your sodium levels are critical! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
6090 I said charcoal, not diesel. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
6091 I hate to tell you this, but your weiner is out of service. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6092 You're definitely low on pigment. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6093 Steak sauce checks out. Would you like me to balance your weiners? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6094 Every man says they have a big weiner, Oscar actually did. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6095 Seems your cholesterol's low. Has she been running hot? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6096 Looks like your running low on cholestorol. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6097 Top it off with Dijon? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6098 To paraphrase Dirty Harry: "Who the hell puts ketchup in a hot dog?!" 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6099 It's the dipstick that drives this thing. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6100 A quart of mustard and you'll be good as new. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6101 It looks like you are a couple of quarts low on mustard. I have a special dijon I can sell you that will increase your mileage. 1.1765 0.05317 68 60 5 3
6102 Ketchup?! No you should never put ketchup in this. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6103 It appears he's just a bit weary this time of year. I believe he's going to be fine again on the 5th." 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6104 This thing produces enough gas to ruin your marriage. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6105 Yellow is good but Grey Poupon will last longer and add more protectio 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6106 Well, frankly, it could use a little mustard. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6107 You really need to refrigerate these overnight, and catch up on deferred maintenance. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6108 It looks like the nitrates are low,but I can fix that by adding Red Bull! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6109 This level of mustard oil is a clear health code violation. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6110 So, what do you want on your hot dog? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6111 I can fix you up with a couple quarts of oil but, lady, we don't sell mustard gas here. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6112 Snout or tail? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6113 No, the Good Ship Lollipop went thattaway. Probably out on Peppermint Bay by now. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6114 I normally use this dipstick to measure oil levels, but I suppose I can dip it into a blood sample to get a cholesterol reading. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6115 The problem is you've got a 10 cylinder engine but spark plugs come in packs of 8. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6116 Your mustard is fine but you're a quart low on ketchup. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6117 Slow down. You're overcooking it." 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6118 Your relish is fine, but your mustard is low. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6119 I am sorry,but parking here is not kosher. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6120 You should probably change the mustard every 15,000 miles. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6121 You are correct that Merkel was something of a a sour kraut, but she didn’t cut the mustard 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6122 You're a little low on mustard but you have enough saturated fat in the tank to drive to Alaska 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6123 It could use a little ketchup and relish, but otherwise, it's fine. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6124 The new Hondog EV 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6125 Yeah I think there is room for one more wiener 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6126 We gift wrap 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
6127 Yes,in fact,this IS the latest in Trump lodging. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6128 You're down a quart of hubris. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6129 Needs more catsup. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6130 Looks like we can't try any more grease out of the wiener. I'll have to buy a quart of oil. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
6131 The oil is fine. It's the fact that you have ketchup on it that is the problem. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6132 It only gets going again if a girl pokes it... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6133 If you want high octane fill her up with Dijon and sauerkraut . 1.1765 0.05904 68 58 6 3
6134 Does it help if I sing while spelling out the problem? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6135 I could explain the problem, but you really don't want to know what they put in these things. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6136 I don’t ever short stick the mustard 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6137 Ok Mrs Frank. Everything is ok. You can now safely continue further. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6138 Ma’am, I don’t know where you drove in from, but here in Chi-Town we don’t put ketchup in our hotdog cars. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6139 ⛽️ Fueling Station 🚉: Now offering 🌭 hotdog rolls ! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6140 APPLE SAUCE! ITS LOW ON MUSTARD! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
6141 Your Johnson rod is protruding at both ends. 1.1757 0.05219 74 62 9 2
6142 Mr Chestnut likes his hot dogs well done . 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6143 All it needs is a dash of sugar and a pinch of salt. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6144 No Doubt About It: Mustard Got Into Your Recharger And Shorted The Battery. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6145 Looks like you are down a half quart of canola. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
6146 We're low on mustard by a quart. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6147 Do you want regular or unsaturated? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6148 Oh, I am glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6149 You have not been changing the dirty water in accordance with the manufacturer's maintenance schedule. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
6150 „Low mustard level, as I assumed.“ 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6151 Quite a pickle you're in. I don't relish in tellin' ya that. Lemme ketchup with Oscar. Meyerpinion, you mustard this makin' noise the moment you started rollin'. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6152 Hmmm....it's either parking permits or property taxes. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6153 You're half a quart low on oil, but your nitrate level is as high as it gets. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6154 Your mustard is a quart low and it looks like the engine is in a bit of a pickle... 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6155 You need a a pint of Grade 40 Yellow Mustard 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6156 Your ketchup’s a quart low and that may be why you’ve been having trouble getting your buns in gear. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6157 You seem to be low on mustard. Has it seemed o be low on mustered lately? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6158 Your oil is a little low; your sauerkraut is perfect and your mustard is to die for. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6159 You're very low on nitrites. This baby won't go anywhere without them. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6160 Oil is fine. Could use a little more sauerkraut. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6161 The mustard is an alien concoction made from asteroids. Just like my ship. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6162 My eyes merged after I started filling the tank with mustard gas. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6163 If it looks like a dipstick--it probably is. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6164 Just needed to lube my wiener. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6165 I see your problem. Somebody put ketchup in this thing. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6166 Just as I suspected... your transmission is fried. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6167 Ma'am, when was the last time you changed the water for this thing? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6168 Well, I don't relish having to tell you this... 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6169 Your mustard levels are good but you are really low in ketchup and relish. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6170 No, we specialize in fish and chips. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6171 The good news is, oil level is fine. The bad news is, it smells like French fries. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6172 I have a special on ketchup 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6173 You should consider a different brand of ketchup. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6174 of course, they're kosher 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6175 Your mustard is low. Want Dijon or Savora? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6176 We're here to help with the gas shortage. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6177 Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a furter. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6178 Do you know what it cost to drive this thing at $3.50 a bottle? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6179 First off, this stick is too short to roast this caliber of weenie! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6180 Better than riding a buthtub 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6181 It's as I thought. You forgot to add the mustard and now she's seized right up. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6182 I found the problem: there's ketchup in your bun. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6183 The mustard is okay but, your really low on relish. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6184 According to my measurements size doesn’t matter. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6185 'Well, I would say it's running hotter than usual' 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6186 Sorry ma’am, I am unfamiliar with the model O-S-C-A-R. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6187 As you can see, we only rent the portable grill. Charcoal is extra. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6188 The sodium nitrite is a quart low. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6189 If you need a loaner. We can get you a mid-sized weinermobile 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6190 And THERE'S yer problem: you haven't given your life over to our lord and savior Jesus Christ. 1.1750 0.05839 80 71 4 5
6191 I’ll be frank with you here… I got nothin. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
6192 This was the smallest size vehicle we had available. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6193 It’s low on mustard and onion 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6194 I think your engine has heartburn! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6195 The ketchup mustard ratio is about a foot off. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6196 It’s not a car, nor a snack stand. It’s the world’s largest transistor radio. No, I’m not familiar with the term ‘app’. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6197 Sorry, but it these wienermobiles only run on high test condiments . 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6198 I don’t relish the fact that you won’t ketchup to your convoy anytime soon. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6199 Just as I thought, it’s ketchup. Bad business, ketchup in a hotdog. Bad business. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6200 We're a bit low in unsaturated fats. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6201 Your LDL is a little high. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6202 You'll save on gas if you fill your tank with chili and fresh jalapeños. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6203 The problem is someone’s poured relish in your mustard tank. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6204 And do you want the 55 gallon drum of mustard? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6205 Looks like I need a couple of quarts of saturated fat. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6206 You're down a quart on mustard but the relish seems fine. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6207 You're ketchup is fine but you're low on mustard. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6208 The dealer told you what? This vehicle just doesn't "cut the mustard"! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6209 Last year it was convertibles for a middle age crisis. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6210 Looks like your MSG is down several quarts. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6211 I recommend Grey Poupon. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6212 Use the mustard gas carefully 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6213 You better stop doggin' around. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6214 You're sure you haven't been putting ketchup in it? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6215 I don't know what's wrong with the engine, but it looks like it's taking a shit 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6216 I'm just trying to make this big hot dog fit in this gas station. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
6217 Of course your engine is all gunked up. You've been putting ketchup on it. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6218 50 gallons of gas - check. 50 gallons of chili sauce - check. 50 jars of mustard - check. 50 onions - check. Hot dog, ready to roll. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6219 The temperature control is designed to cook the weiner and not the driver. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
6220 You need new mustard. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6221 Looks like your bun is toasted 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
6222 The mustard is off the dog. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
6223 Looks like you got some relish in your mustard tank. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6224 Too much mustard…wait…not enough mustard. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6225 I know it says free condiments on the sign, but, your 2 quarts low on ketchup.... that's 270 packs of Single Serve Fancy Ketchup for $10.80.... and I'm not putten em in, take it or leave it! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6226 Pring me some vigtable oil so i can be on my way woman . 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6227 Well, it's the usual problem with low fat hot dogs... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6228 Frankly, I’d relish the opportunity to speak with your manager 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
6229 ah i can see your problem you have filled it with unbreaded. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6230 In my former life I was a conductor for the Hamburg Philharmonic Orchestra. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6231 I recommend synthetic Dijon. Regular yellow isn't good for these newer models. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6232 It shows the sausage DNA is 50% bovine and 50% tuna. Were there a lot of curb-side pick-ups last year? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
6233 Happens all the time: the engine has gone bananas 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
6234 Sorry Hank, this Weiner is fried! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6235 I believe I'm about a quart low of mustard. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6236 Sorry, we ran out of mustard. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6237 You're down about a quart on sauerkraut and I'd suggest switching to synthetic dijon. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6238 Don't let the mustard get below this mark. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6239 Unusual problem. Too much grease. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6240 You're a gallon low on mustard. Want a top off? 1.1739 0.04596 69 59 9 1
6241 At sea, she’s the S.S. Hoagy Carmichael. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6242 This looks catastrophic but don’t worry: I’ve got the solution! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6243 I realize you're in a pickle- this hi-test has just enough mustard to get you back in the game! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6244 Is this where I can escape gravity on my wiener space ship?" "Shush, it's watching. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6245 Your LDL is high, your HDL is low, and that Grey Poupon is not at all appropriate.” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6246 Looks like somebody put the mustard in the wrong tank. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6247 Looks like you have hot sauce in the mustard. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6248 It’s a viscous yellow substance the likes of which I’ve never seen before. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6249 You are going to need a smaller weeny. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6250 Looks like you need an oil change, but your manual calls for cooking oil and we don’t carry that here. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6251 This partially hydrogenated oil is high in trans fats. Might be time for an upgrade. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6252 It seems Mr. Meyer hasn’t ordered a lemon after all 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6253 Wanna ride my sausage? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6254 Out of mustard?!" but I refuelled two days ago 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
6255 You're low on mustard, we recommend Grey Poupon; and the relish has to be replaced." 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
6256 Mixing ketchup and mustard is a bad combination 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6257 You need 1,200 gallons of mustard.... 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6258 Looks like your oil, ketchup and mustard tanks are cross connected. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6259 Says here to fill it with mustard and ketchup only. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6260 The problem is you are low on mustard. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6261 It's showing only 99 percent beef. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
6262 You were right to bring it to an expert. This baby needs to be mechanically separated. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6263 We can fix it, but it's going to take about five years to get the parts. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6264 To be frank, you should have pulled over a long time ago. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6265 We call it the red zeppelin 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6266 I'm here to deliver the pandemic gas. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6267 Your condiments are low! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6268 Oil's low - did you say you've switched to lean dogs? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6269 Ah, I can see the problem already. Too much whole grain mustard and not enough Dijon. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6270 Looks like you're low on celery powder and nitrates. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6271 You're down two quarts - I think you're burning mustard. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6272 This doggone thang won't work. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6273 Uho. Low on ketchup. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6274 Full service includes topping off the oil and all the condiments. 1.1731 0.05297 52 45 6 1
6275 Madam it needs a little mustard. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6276 The pump is out on the mustard dispenser! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6277 Your ketchup and relish levels look good, but I'd recommend adding a quart of mustard. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6278 Afraid your low on mustard. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6279 No ma’m, but our Waffle Wagon is kosher. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6280 Enough oil. All's fine. ... But wait! It's changed! It was a nice brown, but now: Jesus! it's become thick and bright yellow ... with some chunky green something! If I didn't know better, I'd say your engine running on Mustard with Relish! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6281 This isn't exactly what I expected when I ordered gas. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6282 You're down a quart of steamed sauerkraut. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6283 Since your wiener is down a quart, you will have to get unleaded buns next time out. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6284 Are you sure you're not interested in our week old leftovers? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6285 Let me be Frank, I wouldn't go any furter. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6286 Ma’am, We only carry Kosher oil. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6287 It’s likely to take 2-3 hours but you’ll ketchup with your friends. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6288 Don't feel bad; all the new hybrid turkey dogs run low on oil. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
6289 Yep,she's running pretty low on mustard alright. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6290 You’re low on yellow mustard. 1.1728 0.05771 81 72 4 5
6291 We’re going to need a lot of different parts. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6292 Looks to me like your name isn’t on the list for the hot dog eating contest. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6293 You are gonna need mustard. Think Costco size. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6294 We had to add some condiments, not a job that we relish. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6295 Fill it up with mustard, check the ketchup. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6296 You’re a tad low on snout byproducts, intestinal mesh and nitrates. We’ll just add a can of synthetic oil and you’ll be fine. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6297 Here’s the problem. Looks like you’re low on mustard. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6298 I don't relish telling you this, but you are low on mustard. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6299 In case of an emergency, you can eat your way out! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
6300 Customers worried that the Koons puppy would chase their car. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6301 Look"s like your a quart low on mustard and relish 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6302 It's powered by pure methane. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6303 I put four quarts of ketchup in, but it never came out. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6304 catsup or mustard? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6305 You're down a quart on the mustard. Unfortunately, we don't sell condiments! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6306 It Oscar Myer won't be flying any time soon. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6307 I'd advise you to go to a better grade of mustard 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6308 It won’t start because there’s mustard in the tank. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6309 If you forgo the condiments you can probably make it to the next town. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6310 Full Service includes mustard, relish and sauerkraut 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6311 Looks low on sulfites 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6312 Unless you like well-done, you better oil your wiener. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6313 The mustard needs changed. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6314 Your ketchup is fine, but you are very low on mustard. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6315 Yep, this old thing is ready for the third Dumb and Dumber movie. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6316 ...and that's how the sausage is made. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6317 Sorry, lady. I'm tellin' ya ... we sold the last relish tank to the Idaho Potato Truck guys. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6318 Yeah, four quarts of yellow mustard would be cheaper, but it wouldn't be kosher. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6319 All my hot dogs are free range. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6320 Sorry but we're all out of mustard gas. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6321 It's the latest RV technology- it makes a kitchen unnecessary 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
6322 You're down a quart of oil. You can use the same oil from the fry-o-later, just remove the French fries. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6323 You've got mustard in your ketchup, gonna need head gaskets at the very least. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6324 Too much mustard. Not enough kraut 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6325 Lady when was the last time you added mustard to your ride? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6326 Next time your oil gets low, just add a little mustard. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6327 It’s new age hot dog on a stick. 1.1724 0.03995 58 49 9 0
6328 When you said you were fixing yourself a hot dog, I didn’t think you meant this! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6329 You're due for a gelatin change, ma'am. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
6330 Leaving a trail of my crooked soul with you 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6331 It overheated 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6332 No, now it's electric. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6333 When you put it like that, I guess you're right - driving a colorful wiener through a world of black and white IS living the dream. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
6334 Too much Gluten. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6335 You’re getting very low on mustard. I’d not risk driving any further without draining the relish and then restoring the condiments. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6336 It's the sauerkraut. You can't put sauerkraut on a dog like this. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6337 I liked the Idaho Potato truck better. More toppings. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6338 Is it or isn’t it a foot long? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6339 I'd love to bun a ride if it's kosher, dog. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6340 Oh no... we're down 2 two quarts of mustard! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6341 It's just, like, I'm having a really hard time accepting this. So you're telling me this is a car? Not just a massive fucking hotdog? Why does it look like a hotdog if it's a car? I'm sorry but this is just a lot. This has changed me fundamentally. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6342 Bone dry. Let me guess: veggie dog? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6343 Now, ma’am, did you say you filled ‘er up with ketchup or catsup? ‘Cos that’s your problem right there. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6344 Looks like you're low on Coca-Cola, do you want me to top it up? 1.1719 0.06514 64 57 3 4
6345 I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is your weiner is dry. The good news is I have plenty of moist kraut. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6346 Its just missing its play date with a dachshund. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6347 So like I thought, you're a little low on mustard. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6348 Its a quart down on its saturated oil. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
6349 You're a little low on sodium. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6350 Uhoh! Fat content’s way too low. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6351 See? It really does matter. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6352 Just as I thought, this doesn't actually contain any pig 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
6353 Stay off the mustard for the next few days and she will be fine. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6354 As a rule, you never want to put ketchup into one of these babies. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6355 Your dipstick says....gosh, I dunno–I've never seen this before. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6356 No, organic mustard, dipstick! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6357 I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener…” “Here are the keys. It’s all yours kid. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6358 Well,here's your trouble. It should be olive oil,not canola. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6359 Frankly, the Sodium is too high for autobun speeds. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6360 Intel suggests you tried to use it for a sandwich, i'mma need to see your buns ma'am 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6361 I’m sorry ma’am but the prize for winning the hotdog eating competition is non-exchangeable 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6362 I’ve never seen a bun this stale. You’re going to need a full rebake for this to run deliciously 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6363 I’ll be frank, it’s gonna cost in the ballpark of $1000 in parts alone 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6364 Do you have a history of Celiac disease? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6365 Just as I was afraid of ma’am — you’re outta ketchup. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6366 Edible, but it will shorten your life expectancy by three years. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6367 Looks like you're low on relish. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6368 I know the condiment's imported, but it really does run best on Dijon. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6369 Looks like we're low on mustard. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6370 The bad news is, we’ve only got about a pint of mustard. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6371 Good thing you got the extended warranty. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6372 Listen, Doris. There just aren't enough mustard packets in this town to get me where I want to go. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6373 You need three gallons...of mustard. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6374 Bun’s too big! Fact is these suckers like to run cold. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6375 We suggest using a strong mustard though your mileage may vary. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6376 Hello your Uber Eats is here. That'll be $9999 for delivery. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6377 Give me that wand! Can't you think of anything other than food? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6378 Your oil level is high. But even worse, your cholesterol and triglyceride levels are off the charts! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6379 There's your problem right here, ma'am. Clean water. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6380 The addition of color is to add realistic attributes to our meaningless existence. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6381 It's time for a mustard change 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6382 Home of The Big Dawg 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6383 Relish looks fine, but you're low on mustard 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6384 And it runs on mustard! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6385 Hot dog job. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6386 „My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns“ @maresem 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6387 The pink salt has corroded the battery. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6388 The oil level is okay, but you definitely need mor catsup and mustard. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
6389 Sorry dude. Your carburetor is totally clogged with relish. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
6390 You need to be hotter to eat this 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
6391 Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6392 Hmmm... Looks like mustard is leaking into your relish. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
6393 The mustard and relish are good, but you should top up the ketchup. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6394 Relish some mustard? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6395 They're NOT sandwiches. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6396 You don't put ketchup on a Kosher dog. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6397 No ma'am. No one should ever put ketchup in a hot dog. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6398 I'm not sure what you were expecting given the information and photos on our website 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6399 Quart low on snout squeezins 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6400 You’re low on kraut. 1.1698 0.04846 53 46 6 1
6401 You’re low on Viagra. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6402 Do you know if they sell a very large jar of relish? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6403 Looks like you need a mustard change, Ma'am! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6404 Ketchup's fine but your yellow mustard is a quart low. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6405 The problem is the ketchup—use organic, not synthetic. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6406 You used diesel. What you want is grass-fed organic. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6407 Just the tip. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6408 You’re low on mustard and I think someone put ketchup in there. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6409 Your mustard is a little low and it needs some higher octane ketchup. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6410 The relish is okay, but you need a higher grade of mustard. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6411 Margie? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6412 Wouldn’t you know, nitrates level a bit on the low side. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6413 You're a little low on ketchup, but the mustard is just right. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6414 My lead mechanic Oscar just quit, but Meyer can take care of your oil change. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6415 So this is the vehicle that's been leaking all that hot dog water! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6416 Despite the condiments, this thing gets great gas mileage. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6417 Sorry man, we don’t fix sausage-cars anymore, now we only have falafel parts here 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6418 Can you please tell me what tank delivers relish My dog truck totally electric We can’t run without Relish 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6419 No, I've never heard of T'Uber... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6420 I need to add mustard 1.1695 0.04926 59 48 10 0
6421 When's the last time you checked the sodium nitrate levels? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6422 Your mustard is fine but you're low on catsup and onions. 1.1695 0.04926 59 51 7 1
6423 when was the last time you changed the water? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6424 Your high in nitrates...wanna top it off? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6425 I think I found out why your exhaust smells like spicy mustard. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6426 It runs on mustard. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
6427 Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar-Mayer weiner 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6428 Hmmm, the gas mileage from these is usually pretty good... 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6429 Sorry mam, your car is low on nitrites” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, O 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6430 Dijon, anyone? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6431 Yup,your suspicion was right,she is down two quarts of mustard. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6432 Willkommen in Frankfurt, Deutschland 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6433 There’s your problem you been using mustard instead of motor oil. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6434 It’s just not healthy when things poke out! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6435 And would you like fries with that? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6436 I’ll wash your windshield. You don’t want to roll up in a new town with bugs stuck to your wiener. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6437 I'm sorry, our mechanic keeps kosher. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6438 I've never seen oil this red before. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6439 You’re down a quart. Regular, or Dijon? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6440 Somebody put sugar in your mustard! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6441 Good thing I checked. We need to top off your nitrates. 1.1695 0.06903 59 53 2 4
6442 Well no wonder. Somebody put ketchup in here instead of mustard. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6443 Not only dogs! We have all sorts of companion animals, hot and ready to eat. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6444 No! No! No! There is No Ketchup. are you not grateful to have a giant hot dog during times like these? Mustard only, and be Grateful! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6445 I am trying to ketchup with the limo industry, but needs mustard! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6446 I'm just glad it's a top up on a hot dog car and not a dog in a hot car again 1.1695 0.06903 59 53 2 4
6447 The problem is you haven't changed the condiments in, looks like over 5000 miles now, and with a dog this big you gotta reketchup and mustard every 3000. I can fix her, but you'll have to pick it up tomorrow. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6448 The pickup truck was too subtle, I figure this will be less ambiguous. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6449 You have condiment contamination. Ketchup is leaking into the oil. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6450 This motherfucker! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6451 It's just a mild case of indigestion. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6452 A fucken HOT DOG CAR???? What do they sell here,fuckin PIZZAS????? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6453 I’ll double check on the ‘O’ nion Rings. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6454 Looks like you have some mustard in your fuel injectors. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6455 What do you put in this thing?! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6456 Sorry, Ma'am......but you have a serious mustard leak! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6457 You're low on polyunsaturated fats. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6458 HOT DOG! Is that a big car. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6459 Looks like you are quart low on mustard. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6460 It looks like you need another quart of mustard. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6461 The lubricant doesn’t appear to be the problem. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6462 So you finally found it and now we can return in triumph to Pluto. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6463 yeah, i get ja, but we don't normally allow food carts to park right there. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6464 Over heating is a real problem with these. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6465 Your oil is fine. May I have a wiener on my stick please? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6466 The cocktail wiener model is more reliable than the foot long. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6467 Nothing wrong with my motor honey bun. I just wanted to ask you to be my weenie wife and share my weenie life. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6468 Your car has a first problem, it’s L-O-W-O-N-O-I-L. Your car has a second problem, it’s O-U-T-O-F-G-A-S… 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6469 I'm afraid your mobile wiener stand is having technical difficulties. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6470 The noise might be stomach rumbling. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6471 It’s running hot. Recommend adding a quart of chili. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6472 Lady, you still got plenty of natural gas 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6473 I see the problem - you put gas in the mustard tank. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6474 you must be inoculated to enter our world. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6475 Maam, you are 2 quarts low on ketchup. Would you like me to check on your mustard tank too? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6476 You're a qt low of mustard, pickle relish is fine. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6477 The mustard and ketchup are fine, but the relish is down a quart. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6478 Well she’s been burning oil at the mustard, but she produces gas all by herself so I’m gonna keep her. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6479 Yep, mustard's down almost two squirts low. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6480 Well that there’s your problem. You’re low on nitrates! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6481 You know you just can’t put this thing anywhere. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6482 Nope. You’re all good on grease and oil. While I’m at it, want me to check your valves and arteries? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6483 In my opinion knock off the fancy French mustard and go domestic 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6484 Two Quarts low. Dijon or domestic yellow? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6485 Low again--why oh why didn't we buy the Sabarette? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6486 Won’t go fast enough eh, that’s because it’s 100% beef not horse power. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6487 Does this vehicle run on ketchup or mustard, ma’am? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6488 We ran out of beans. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6489 Diesel, actually. It's halal. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6490 Your color conversion is the big problem. 1.1690 0.04699 71 62 7 2
6491 You’re just a bit low on mustard. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6492 You need two quarts of mustard. Does this model take brown or yellow? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6493 You filled up with ketchup — ketchup is not for hot dogs! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6494 You’ve got big problems: ketchup. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6495 Dog is my co-pilot 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6496 Actually, I freelance. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6497 Your oil level is low - you need to add a quart of saturated fat. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6498 It’s all beefed up and ready to go! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6499 Are you here to calibrate the dressings? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6500 Yeah business has sucked lately. Not because of COVID, but I’m a registered sex offender now. It’s a shame. The kids used to love my juicy dogs 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6501 Turns out I can't handle such a big wiener 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6502 Got the gas, but don't have 30 gallons of mustard. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6503 You're down a quart...I recommend French's Mustard. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6504 Well, you're a quart low on mustard. But your onions look great. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6505 That'll be $10.23 total for a 6 inch Tofurky dog on a toasted gluten free bun with pesto, no onions, no pickles, no sauerkraut. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6506 You’re low on oil 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6507 Your mustard is down half a gallon. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6508 The oil is OK but you’re down a quart of mustard. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6509 Didn't anyone warn you not to use cheap mustard as transmission fluid? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6510 Yeah! Your definitely down a quart of mustard! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6511 I checked your engine and your mustard is a quart low. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6512 That's inappropriate 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6513 Do you have a quart of mustard? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6514 We gotta clean the ketchup off before we take it to Chicago 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6515 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6516 These things aren't as good with your fancier oils. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6517 Okay then...I'll throw in all the condiments. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6518 I am done working on your car. Have a good day. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6519 You’re about a quart low. Canola or EVOO?” 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6520 This is quite a literal midlife crisis Joe,a stingray would’ve been a little less conspicuous, but anyhow I fixed the mustard spill bud… 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6521 We don’t have the mustard you usually use but we do have ketchup. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6522 We sell it by the foot. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6523 It says I'm a quart low on mustard. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6524 Big weiner energy 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6525 You're a quart low. Would you like classic yellow or Grey Poupon? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6526 I'll do my best but I'm afraid it's never gonna be an Oscar Meyer wiener. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6527 Well, yes, it is fun, but it's for mice only. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6528 Can't let a dry dip stick get in the way of a hot dog schtick 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6529 A one and a two and a three, ‘Oh I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Wiener…’ 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6530 Regular Unleaded, Premium, or Dijon? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6531 It looks like you were in a pickle. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6532 I’ll say it again, there’s no jumping frog and this isn’t Albuquerque. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6533 Sorry Mack, we sell gas. Check with the butcher shop, I know they stock 2.0 software upgrades for most mustard dispenser modules. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6534 I'll bet the guy in Coney Island couldn't eat 76 of these in 10 minutes! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6535 You're a quart low on pickle relish. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6536 It looks like you put mustard in a ketchup engine. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6537 It looks like your weinermobile's trans-fats need topping off. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6538 Are you planning to fill up that entire hotdog camper? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6539 What???….you said you wanted a company car. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6540 She's low on sauerkraut. Do you take regular or Bavarian? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6541 Basically, you’re wiener is busted. I could give you the standard, or the relish package. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6542 You have to go inside for Heinz 57 octane. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6543 This one only takes mustard, no ketchup. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6544 YOUR LOW ON SAUERKRAUT! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6545 Your mustard level's a bit low. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6546 It appears you have onions, relish, or both, in your motor oil. Not all that surprising, I suppose. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6547 No, you are not in this by yourself! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6548 I know it's the Weinermobile. But that doesn't mean you can put sauerkraut water down the oil spout. 1.1667 0.03911 84 72 11 1
6549 Hey, lady, the mustard is running a little low...... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6550 You’re a ounce low on relish. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6551 Perfect. Pure Mustard. None of that Ketchup shit. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6552 It's not supposed to be frying oil! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6553 Ketchup's good, but your mustard is down a bit 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6554 You look like you want a service with the works 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6555 Here's you problem. Someone put sausage oil in your vehicle. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6556 Your mobile does not have enough wiener in it Madame. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6557 The catsup's on empty. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6558 Someone put ketchup in your gas tank. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6559 To be frank I don’t think this mobile can go any furter.” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6560 I have you down as needing gas today! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6561 I wouldn't worry too much about the decline in performance.... totally common for a vehicle of it's age. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6562 Have you considered just never changing the oil? 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
6563 Your mustard is a quart low. Do you want me to top it up? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6564 This is what happens when you use synthetic mustard. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6565 It looks like you need a quart of relish. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6566 I'm sorry. This wiener is roasted. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6567 Adding ethanol could improve business. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6568 Looks like your low on ketchup. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6569 Your mustard looks fine. We'd better pop your bun and check the relish. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6570 It is not as oily as I thought I would be. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6571 Looks like you're low on sauerkraut. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6572 I suggest switching from bold yellow to spicy brown. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6573 This is the house that Frank Furter built. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6574 Well they never let me see how the sausage got made 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6575 Fluid levels are fine. But you're running low on relish. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6576 I'd guess you're leakin' ketchup. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6577 HOT DOG? THIS IS MY HOT HOUSE! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6578 A little more ketchup and you’ll be on your way. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6579 I need some yellow mustard. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6580 On a stick is extra. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
6581 More mayo, hold the mustard. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6582 Someone put ketchup in the mustard tank. You might as well trash this hot dog. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6583 Well,Richard Branson thought it was cool. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6584 You’re low in oil, but high in carbs. We have a keto model coming out next year. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6585 You want the regular or the premium ketchup? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6586 It’s either the mustard or the relish, but I’ll have to remove the ketchup to he sure. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6587 I get ten yards per battery fill. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6588 Don't worry, Ma'am. It's supposed to be hot. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6589 You're down a quart of ketchup. Any chance you'll be going through New York? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6590 Well, this is going to happen when you put ketchup in there. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6591 Ketchup's Ok, mayonnaise a bit low .. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6592 Well, well, well, it doesn't smell good... Oh, have you seen you get 40% discount on hamburger this week? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6593 You're a quart low. Want real or synthetic mustard? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6594 Looks like you're running low on ketchup. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6595 Definitely needs mustard 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6596 Sorry ...It's still negative ... no new pups forth coming 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6597 Looks like you’re low on onions, mustard, and relish. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6598 Lean dogs seldom juice. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6599 Your dog is plump and juicy and your condiments are full. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6600 You’re down about a quart, and way too high in sodium and nitrates. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6601 Congratulations! There’s a bun in the oven. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6602 Your mustard is low; you can ketchup with us at the next stop 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6603 Ma’am, you would not believe what is inside these. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6604 Looks like your low on self-esteem. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6605 This is not a euphamism and you have 2 minutes to get away from this truckstop. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6606 That’s the last time I’ll purchase trip insurance from a vegetarian 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6607 Theres your problem ma'am, your low on beans 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6608 I don’t care if it’s Anthony Weiner’s car. He’s still a quart low. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6609 Why would you assume we sell hot dogs? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6610 'Nice vehicle, it's a weiner" 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6611 ' love it. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6612 I promise you mam, although it doesn't look like it, this indeed is Jeff Bezos' space tourism prototype. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6613 Yeah it’s very common, happens to every driver 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6614 Fill her up with relish! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6615 It's okay to be different. It's far more colorful that way. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6616 I’m sorry, you should have read the dimensions before you placed the order. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6617 Sir, your weiner’s standing out in technicolor again. Stop filling it up with the Premium. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6618 She seems to be ready for anything except Joey Chestnut 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
6619 Relish the fact this could have been a Brat-wurst. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6620 Must be leaking. You're two quarts down on mustard. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6621 This happens when you put ketchup on a hot dog. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6622 The wiener is demanding a recount. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6623 You're low on mustard, but there's still a lot of gas in this baby. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6624 We buffed out the bite in the bun and looks like you need a ketchup change, but other than that, you are good to go. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6625 It needs vegetable oil, ma'am 1.1642 0.01643 67 59 8 0
6626 I need 55 gallons of oil for my french fryer 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6627 You need a mustard change … 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6628 Yup filling it up takes awhile yet not too complicated but checking the oil on a dog...sux........ 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6629 Down a quart, yellow is $8, but this takes spicy brown at $12. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6630 Now all you have to do while you are driving around is not flip anybody off!!! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6631 We have a winner (see what I did there?). 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6632 Now, we talked about this, Jordan. You have to add oil, not mustard and relish. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6633 You gotta remember that this single cylinder engine burns thru a lotta oil 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6634 Sorry to have to tell you this but your ketchup and mustard levels are low! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6635 you're low a couple of quarts of relish. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6636 Your wiener is impotent. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6637 Looks like you are short a couple quarts of mustard. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6638 Looks like your carb setting is too high. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6639 Look, pal, please don't ask me if your buns are in good shape. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6640 Yes, we can top it with onion, relish, mustard and ketchup. But you will have to sign the release form for any clean up cost 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6641 Sorry, we haven't had mustard gas here for a hundred years. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6642 The relish is okay,but your mustard needs topping off. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6643 This is the closest we have to a hot rod. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6644 Sorry, but It looks like my lunch break is going to take a while. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6645 Nothing serious. Just a quart low on mustard" 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6646 Yes, it looks like your weiner is due for an oil change and lube job. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6647 It's a simple fix, really. You'll need to make the switch to Premium grade - 100% meat. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6648 Too bad. You've got mold. I would trade it in for a Pope Mobile. Plus, it runs on sustainable Holy Water. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6649 You're low on oil and mustard. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6650 Your mustard level is dangerously low. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6651 Mayo’s not recommended.” 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6652 Sing along with me..ah one ands two..I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner... 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6653 Oscar is low on fat content. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6654 Mustard’s down a quart ketchup’s O.K. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6655 You're a quart low on mustard and your bun is toast. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6656 Weiner mobile at a discount: The buns are in great shape but the condiment dispenser is shot. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6657 No problem. You just need a quart of Grey Poupon Dijon. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6658 The tire pressure was fine, and I topped off the transmission fluid and the relish. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6659 Weinermobile was very low on mustard and relish. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6660 It appears to be producing its own gas. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
6661 Mrs. Johnson the dipstick on your weiner indicates an overworked piston ... you did say your name was Johnson 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6662 your botulinum level is below the recommended level 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6663 Any mustard? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6664 The good news is you're only one quart low on oil; you can easily make that up by roasting it on my grill at no extra charge! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6665 You want the Heinz regular or premium? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6666 It seems you are over the limit for sodium nitrate and under for beef. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6667 The guage shows you're short on mustard 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6668 You are going to have to Ballpark this thing somewhere else or I will have to turn you in to a higher authority. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6669 The good news is you're oil level is fine, but you're running low on onions and relish. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6670 The levels of nitrate, fat and salt are too low. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6671 The mustard is quire low. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6672 Holy cow! When was the last time you changed the saturated fat? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6673 Its not diesel, its better. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
6674 Mustard is down about a quart. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6675 Sorry Lady,but you 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6676 You should think about converting to vegan. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6677 Happy to report, you passed state inspect-bun 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6678 Just a bit more ketchup, M'm, and we'll catch up the schedule 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6679 Ma’am it looks like the pickles need to be relished 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
6680 I park where I damn please. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6681 It seems you’ve purchased parts from the wrong sort of ‘chop shop’, ma’am. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
6682 We’ve been through this, she can only run on Dijon mustard. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6683 Nitrate levels look pretty good 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6684 Need another five quarts of canola. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6685 Looks like some dipstick used low-fat oil. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6686 How about ketchup, looks like we're out of mustard. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6687 I was running it on Spicy Brown. Big mistake. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6688 Your mustard is fine, but you're about a quart low on ketchup. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6689 Your Weiner needs a 6 pack of Lager. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6690 Your oil is fine, but your cholesterol is off the charts. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6691 I don’t relish saying this, but your gonna need to ketchup on the mustard. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6692 I need to he frank with you, her maintenance obviously hasnt been cutting the mustard and we need to play ketchup. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6693 I’ll have to call it in. I’m fresh out of relish. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6694 You are down 18 gallons of catsup. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6695 You’re low on mustard, but your gas mileage is terrific. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6696 Aah well, it's like I said. You gotta give the weiner a rest. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6697 Your bun-to-dog ratio is way off. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6698 Now, let's see...in addition to the oil, you have 3 bottles of windshield washer solvent and 11 gallons of mustard 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6699 Forget the Tiger Mart The Hot Dawg is the future 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6700 Zero CO2 emissions-just intermittent human ones. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6701 You don’t want to see how this thing was made. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6702 I can fix the problem, but it could take up to three days to sauce the parts. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6703 I see I’am low on mustard again. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6704 It needs 2 quarts of mustard and more relish. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6705 It is low on stain free mustard. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
6706 Like like you low on good taste. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6707 It’s down a bit, but I don’t know whether to add mustard or oil? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6708 And the bad news is your engine just isn't going to cut the mustard. Heh heh. Or how about, you're gonna run late, but maybe you can ketchup!. Now, for real: this is gonna cost you $275 bucks to fix it. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6709 Yellow or brown mustard? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6710 The guy who ate 76 dogs trains here. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6711 I'll fire up this dog in no time. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6712 Needs ketchup and a titch of mustard and you'll be rolling. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6713 KOSHER GAS? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6714 Frankly, she's just a heap of leftover parts and pieces. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6715 Low on B3 and B9, I'd park it for the night. 1.1636 0.06230 55 47 5 2
6716 Your down a quart of oil but very high on nitrates and other artificial ingredients 1.1636 0.04314 55 47 8 0
6717 Ma’am, why is your tank full of baked beans? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6718 Looks like your mustard’s a quart low, Ma’am. Ketchup & relish levels are good, though! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6719 sorry, I specialize in tacomobiles" 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6720 Sorry ma’am but this one’s powered by plants. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6721 So, have you been here since we've re-opened? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6722 Bad news. Looks like someone topped off your condiment tank with ketchup instead of mustard. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6723 Being Frank it's low on oil, but it could be Wurst. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6724 Yeah, I don't recommend runnin' this high on ketchup when you get to Chicago. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6725 I’m not sure you’ll be able to ketchup with the others. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6726 Looks like you're down half a quart of chili. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6727 Well, it's either a head gasket or your bun is steamed 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6728 You're burning oil. Try Canola instead of Vegetable. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6729 Oil would be a better choice than ketchup. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6730 And FINALLY, the biggest weanie award goes to… 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6731 The bad news is you need an oil change, ma’am. The good news is it won’t cost more than a tank of gas. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
6732 To tell you the truth ma’am I have no idea what’s in it. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
6733 You’re down a jar 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6734 Your about a quart low, is that regular or deli mustard? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6735 Your mustard is a quart low and your catsup needs changing 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6736 your mustard’s down a quart, ma’am. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6737 Needs lubrication. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6738 Ma’am, we sell gasoline and our store sells groceries, but if you want catsup to put on hotdogs, take your business elsewhere! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6739 Mustard or ketchup,you tell me. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6740 What kind of noise is your wiener making? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6741 Your problem here has a name. And it’s M.E…. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6742 We're trying to compete with Subway! What do you think? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6743 This is nothing, the prior car lost a wheel and Joker got away. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6744 Yes mam. Gluten free bun, just like you ordered. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6745 The hot dogs are loaded and we are ready for the Chicago air show for distribution from the sky this summer. Are your ready? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6746 The mustard level is fine, but you’re low on sauerkraut. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6747 The mustard is a quart low. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6748 It's your intake...cholesterol that is. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6749 Is this one of those new 2021 hot dog coupes that everyone is drooling over? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6750 Ma’am, it seems I’m a quart low. Do you carry French’s or Grey Poupon? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6751 Looks like you're low on ketchup and mustard ! And,you have mold on you're buns ! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6752 Dogs need more mustard it says 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6753 It shows that you're a little low on mustard. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6754 I don’t relish telling you this: You’re down a quart of you know what. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6755 Welcome to hotdogs’s home ! Mrs. and Mr. Hotdog are on a vacation , how can I help? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6756 ..and he's like, dude, your mustard is at 12 oz and I'm like, OMG what about the onions and pickle relish... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6757 Ma'am, all your condiments are low: ketchup, mustard...even relish. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6758 I don't relish telling you this, but you're dangerously low on mustard. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6759 I am so sorry to tell you this but it says right here you are totally out of mustard. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6760 Ketchup is low, mustard is fine. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6761 When’s the last time you changed car’s mustard? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6762 I’m sorry I believe you have something yellow in your crankshaft! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6763 I know it’s what you truly want to be but you don’t need oil 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6764 Marketing's idea, you know...wieners at a truckstop. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6765 Mustard meter reads low, ma'am. No gulp left in 'er I'm afraid. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6766 It’s my pandemic project. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6767 Yeah, you’re running dangerously low on honey mustard 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6768 The manual clearly states, "No ketchup." 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6769 I know it sounds strange, but you’re outa sauce! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6770 Frankly, you’re toast. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6771 You're a bit low on onion relish. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6772 This is Air Force two. Hold the mustard. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6773 This doesn't measure the oil. It measures the triglycerides. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6774 Really?? You care if the oil is plant-based?? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6775 I’m sorry…this is a Chicago Dog and we don’t have sport peppers. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6776 Here's your problem, miss. Somebody used ketchup. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6777 You're way low on nitrosamines, buddy. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6778 Looks like you’re about a quart low on mustard. Want me to top that off for you? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6779 Well ma'am, it turns out the muffler is mustard. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6780 You're down two quarts of Dijon. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6781 Nope, the last cyclops that came through here was driving a cob of corn. Believe me, I keep an eye out for these things. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6782 Condiments are extra. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6783 I'm just checking the Cultured Dextrose level 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6784 We’ll need to air up those tires and top off your condiments. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6785 Mam,it seems to be running hot" 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6786 Yellow mustard is $2.75 per gallon, Spicy Brown is $3.25 but you get you better mileage. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6787 No, the mustard and sauerkraut trim option is extra. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6788 Well. Do you want OPEC,Synthetic,or EVOO? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6789 You’re overheating because the ketchup’s been switched with chili sauce. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6790 Look like the mustard is low. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6791 Your mustard's a bit dark for my taste. How long has it been since you've had a condiment change? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6792 You’re down a quart of mustard but your relish is full. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6793 Mustard at least up to the middle notch 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6794 You appear to be running on Grey Poupon but the manufacturer recommends French's. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6795 Oh, I wish I were a symphony conductor, that is what I’d truly like to be…. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6796 If you want this thing to move fast, you’ll need to put some mustard on it. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6797 🌭 “Down another quart... dang thing is burning ketchup again." 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6798 You’re ketchup-mustard balance is off. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6799 It looks like you’re down a quart of mustard and a half a quart of relish. Do you want me to top them off? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6800 ketchup and mustard levels are a little low. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6801 It's a hybrid. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6802 You’re three quarts low in yellow mustard. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6803 I would consider you. But don't you think, first, you ought to do something about your uniform 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6804 Yep,your St.Louis weener, low on mustard. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6805 Son,you never put ketchup on a hot dog. I'm afraid the engine is ruined. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6806 You are low on ketchup and mustard. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6807 Frankly my dear I don't see a problem; so, where's your beef? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6808 Oil’s fine, but you’ve got the lowest level of dignity I’ve ever seen. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6809 Looks like you're down a quart on mustard. You want regular or Dijon? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6810 You did say you wanted a dog on a roll 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6811 You're low on mustard--should take about two quarts. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6812 I see the problem. Someone put in ketchup. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6813 Joe, I get that you're selling plant-based dogs. But peanut oil? Really? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6814 Tell me about it. Backing it up ain 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6815 It looks like your nitrate levels are too high 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6816 What'll it be, yellow or brown? 1.1607 0.02246 56 49 7 0
6817 Mustard check ? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6818 This puppy comes equipped with automatic mustard relish and ketchup dispensers! 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6819 Just as I thought--it needs more mustard. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6820 Counting the mustard and relish it comes to $49.00 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6821 When was the last time you change the mustard? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6822 Oil's good, but I'd get that engine looked at. It smells delicious in there. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6823 Haven't you heard? America runs on oil. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6824 Frankly my dear, I don’t relish having to tell you that you’re a quart low on mustard. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6825 I tell ya, they don't make 'em like they used to" 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6826 This rod will lengthen or shorten the......... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6827 The buns are flat, your tubes are worn and the oil on this dipstick is butter. Let me be frank... You'd be better off with a lemon. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6828 I'm afraid the EPA has not approved mustard as a new biofuel 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6829 Like I said last time, you really shouldn’t be putting ketchup anywhere near this thing 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6830 Ahh, you’re in need of a vegetable oil change. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6831 I highly suggest you ketchup on the maintenance 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6832 Kust a routine mustard test. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6833 The sauerkraut is fine,it's the mustard that's low. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6834 No, I can't allow you to dog here. Move it on out. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6835 You're down a quart of hot dog water. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6836 Yep, that’ll cut the mustard. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6837 Well, engine damage. Who makes cucumbers on it has it no other way deserved. 1.1605 0.03266 81 71 9 1
6838 Way too much oil 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6839 You're gonna need about three quarts of high viscosity mustard. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6840 Next time don't use gluten-free oil 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
6841 Yup! Your definitely low on mustard. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6842 It looks like you have run out of the essential juices. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6843 My mother-in-law hates it. Need I say more? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6844 If you can find the gas cap I will give you a free hot dog. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6845 I can’t believe you topped it off with pickle relish 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6846 She'll get you to prom...but no further. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6847 Sorry, we’ve no room for ketchup. Carlos Maranhão São Paulo, Brazil 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6848 Here's your problem. It's bratwurst oil. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6849 On the phone you mentioned it was a German model? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6850 You're down a quart of mustard and you should change your relish while we're at it. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6851 Free dogs for all ? FINALLY !! Only a saintly, multi gender bisexual non white Democrat could come up with that idea. Press this button to vote. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6852 Yer fluid levels are good, but it’s almost time fer yer 100,000 mile wiener rotation. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6853 It adds that "certain something" to an otherwise drab world. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6854 Yeah, the catchup level is way below the standard. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6855 Come back with one of your wieners and we'll make sure that a number 7 skewer is the right one for you. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6856 I consider myself the mechanic of mechanically-separated meats 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6857 I'm not quite sure how to tell you this, but it looks like she's pregnant, and based on the age of this wiener-mobile I will have to file a police report. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6858 Mr. Mayer, you're going to need a new air filter, oil change and some mustard. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6859 you’re low on both mustard and relish 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
6860 When she ordered… it said discrete packaging….. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6861 Obviously,You don't believe in Size Doesn't Matter ma'am, do you? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6862 Isn't this tempting!!. Se you came!!" 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6863 If you're Joey Chestnut, I have 75 other ones ready for you. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6864 the fuel is mustard 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6865 The dipstick in the front forgot to check the dipstick in the back 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6866 It says here that the order is for a Joey Chestnut. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6867 You're a quart low on oil, and two gallons low on mustard. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6868 Here's your problem, this model is tofu only. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6869 You're down 2 quarts of mustard . You keep going like this and you'll need a whole new top-end piccalilli job. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6870 Yo dawg, I heard you like hot dogs. I think you’ll like how we pimped your ride… 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6871 Looks like you’ll need more mustard..! The Ketchup, Onions and Relish are OK for now..!! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6872 You're down about a quart. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6873 You are two mustard packets low. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6874 ... so the model name is I. C. Wiener? 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6875 It’s because you used whole-grain… this one is designed for yellow only. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6876 No! Why does everyone keep asking if we sell hot dogs? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6877 I found this in between the buns! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
6878 You’re about 2 quarts of mustard low. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6879 Yep, low on your polyunsaturated fats and red dye #4, just like I said. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6880 A Nascar weener? I can't imagine this going more than 45 mph! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6881 Okay, so how many gallons of mustard? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6882 Look. from now on, we're limiting free relish packets to 2 per person. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6883 Well, madam.You DID order the JUMBO dog. That's $149.95 plus parking fee of $40.00. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6884 Removing that wiener is going to cost you. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6885 Yep, these are my shoes. I just deliver. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6886 If we are going to Illinois I'm gonna run the ketchup on the lowest mark. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6887 Would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6888 Looks like it’s low on protein“ 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6889 Of course it ain’t runnin’ right, buddy! You used ketchup insteada mustid! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6890 Ketchup or mustard. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6891 Ma'am your mustard is a quart low. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6892 I can fill it up,but frankfurter grease costs extra. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6893 That’s one hot dog. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6894 Think of the oil change like the ketchup: people always forget until it's too late 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6895 We're part of Biden's Feed America "Grill to Bun Initiative." 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6896 Your fat content is too high, 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6897 Trust me. Eat it and you will never need to gas up again. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6898 No wonder Ma'am. Your hot dog runs on Heinz, someone loaded it up with Huntz. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6899 Ah here’s your problem..your hotdog waters low 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6900 You’re good on plump, but you’re running low on juicy” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6901 It’s slow because it’s out of mustard. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6902 Well, Mrs. Mayer, I’d say Oscar left the Weinermobile a little low on ketchup! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6903 I snatched this anal probe while fleeing to my disguised escape pod! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6904 I see your problem ma'am, but we don't service fast food here! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6905 Frankly, your nitrates are too low. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6906 Well,here's your problem. You added ketchup instead of mustard. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6907 I think you're a little low on drizzly cheese." -- Arthur McGinn, Spokane, WA 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6908 In spite of COVID, relish the moment! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6909 Down a garlic. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6910 So, what does this take, ma’am — mustard or ketchup? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6911 It's time hot dogs get attention, it's not just costumes that look good on the street. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6912 You filled it with ketchup, it’s a mustard engine 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6913 Big Anthony screwed up again. This time Strega Nona couldn’t fix the problem. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6914 good luck finding enough ketchup for it in Chicago. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6915 I can’t remember if it uses Dijon or yellow mustard. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6916 We're down 2 gallons of mustard, and 1 gallon of ketchup. We'd better fill them up. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6917 Everyone knows you don’t use mayo. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6918 You’re almost a quart low on Dijon. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6919 They're out of mustard. 1.1579 0.04181 57 49 8 0
6920 Is this enough lunch for you, fatso? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6921 We think we’ve outgrown our name, Weinie World Airways.. Our new name is more sophisticated—Hot Dog Express. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6922 You’re a quart low on preservatives. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6923 I have my confirmation for 5 nights with Airbnb. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6924 We should probably top up the mustard. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6925 Yes, I suppose if a woman had designed it, the bilge tank would not be right next to the mustard, ketchup, and chili tanks. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6926 Make Room for the BIG Dogs.... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6927 Well, actually, you've got too much oil. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6928 Your Dogger has lost its sizzle no Poop uphill! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6929 Well yes, of course the spicy mustard should give you better gas mileage. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6930 You really ought to use Dijon in these engines... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6931 Well why on earth wouldn't you wish to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6932 Something's definitely not kosher here 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6933 Yeah,here's your problem,the perspective's all skewed and the proportions of your vehicle make no sense. But hey,I'm just a minion after all! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6934 Yes, it's electric 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6935 Looks like you just have to top off the mustard. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6936 Oh brother, it says I'm down ten gallons of mustard. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6937 What do you mean, you don't know what to fill it with? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6938 It shows us low on mustard. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6939 It says here that you’re banned for repurposing oil as food 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6940 No,we don’t sell hot dogs. Yes, i am driving a hot dog because it was all they had left at the vehicles-shaped-like-food store. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6941 I think your mustard is low. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6942 You're gonna need to convert to vegan. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6943 Mustard's OK but you're down a quart on relish. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6944 Nice Car 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6945 Your mustard levels check out. Looks like you need to add some ketchup though. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6946 Ya like my wiener? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6947 @jldeutsch “Mr. Chestnut’s gas is always high octane” 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6948 Could be worse. This is a Corndog stick. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6949 Ok, ok it’s not a sandwich, you’ve convinced me 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6950 Well, hot dog. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6951 Umm, I don't know what's wrong. It's my Wurst time! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6952 -We also come with peas 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6953 Believe me, I don't relish having to tell you this . . . 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6954 I get it, it’s a total pain in the buns. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6955 The good news is the knocking is not the worst I have heard. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6956 Looks like your Mayo is a quart low. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6957 It’s a hybrid—runs on electricity or mustard. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6958 You want my advice? Switching to organic condiments will keep your engine running cleaner. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6959 Looks like you’ve nitrates in your mustard 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6960 We recommend a complete condiment change every 5,000 miles 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6961 Oh, um, not in service…picked it up at a police auction. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6962 Just as i suspected it is low on fat, we no long should use those healthy wieners. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6963 I assume you’d like the full synthetic for today’s oil change? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6964 You're down a quart, so the safe thing to do is..... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6965 Sure it's color is good, but lady you'll never make it to the ballpark with only this much mustard. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6966 relish, sauerkraut and ketchup are all ok, but you're a little low on mustard 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6967 Well, it is not really oil--kind of mystery oil. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6968 Your mustard is low but ketchup is fine. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6969 Frankly speaking, you've got oil mixed with mustard, so your bun is toast. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6970 Mustard level is good, but come see me if the "low sauerkraut" light comes on. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6971 You're a bit low. I could top it up with Dijon or yellow. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6972 No worries, you’ll never run out of oil. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6973 I say it every time. No mustard! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6974 Your mustard is looking a little low. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6975 Wow! This big hot dog is actually a car! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6976 Looks like she's a little low on grease. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6977 It runs on cholesterol. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6978 You just need more lubricant. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6979 Yea we stopped dealing with Mustard Gas about a century ago... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6980 Oh I’m not in love with these engine readings mam. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6981 Your wiener needs lube… and so does your hot dog car, badum- cha! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6982 Looks like you forgot the mustard 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6983 Fill r up with regular mustard. The price of that high test Dijon is way too high. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6984 So how long did you say this thing was,Lady? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
6985 Your car needs more mustard. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6986 No, we're pretty sure the policy does not cover your husband's failure. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6987 You’re down a quart of oil and a jar of mustard. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6988 Bad news...somehow mayonnaise has gotten into the mustard. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6989 My Hotdog has a Name. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6990 Your red dye #40 and yellow dye #5 are fine, but you're low a pound on nitrites. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6991 It's like that movie Pleasantville, but only for my hotdog car 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6992 We couldn’t afford a down payment on the Chicago model. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6993 You’re down a quart of ketchup...... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6994 I prefer it smothered with yellow mustard, dill relish, onions, and cheddar cheese with a pinch of celery salt. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6995 You are low on mustard. How fast where you driving? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6996 She's still steamin' but you're two quarts low on mustard. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6997 Looks like you're low on olive oil 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6998 Mustard needs about a quart. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6999 Frankly, you need to approach the maintenance commitment with relish. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7000 Looks like your hot dog is running low 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7001 Mustard levels are good. Ketchup is low, but that's nothing to worry about. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7002 For the last time, no hot dog parking on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
7003 You said your name was Anthony what? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7004 Sorry, but she's too old to serve, or cut, the mustard anymore. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7005 I'm sorry, we don't stock Canola oil. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7006 Your carb emissions are high. I suggest replacing your bun. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7007 It's running low on brake fluid and high on sodium. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7008 Well, it looks like you’re a little low on cholesterol. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7009 You can usually get 5,000 miles on a single bun. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7010 It’s a hybrid, you’ll need to get to a sauce point 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7011 Try Mobil(e) One next time. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
7012 There's your problem, too many animal by-products. I'd say swallow the cost and go all-beef. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7013 Your cholesterol is really high! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7014 Ur oil levels are good…you know you’re driving a hot dog right? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
7015 “You’re very low on ketchup, and I suggest a top off on the mustard.” 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7016 Your saturated fat is a quart low. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7017 I mustard taken a wrong turn and relish should be going if I am ever going to ketchup. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7018 Looks like someone put a little too much mustard on it. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7019 Our special today is diesel dog. Or would you like to try a CNG or an LPG? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7020 Yep. Looks like stoneground... These puppies really need yellow only. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7021 Is there a vegan option? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
7022 Looks like your ketchup to mustard ratio is way off. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7023 You've got plenty of juice. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7024 Are you sure you want to become a weiner? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7025 You’re a quart low on relish! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7026 The transmission is running low on trans fats, the hydraulics aren't hydrogenating, and the steering column needs more cholesterol... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7027 Sorry to disappoint you but Uncle Sam’s Wiener’s not gonna make it 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7028 I recommend a mustard change. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7029 She's down about a quart of mustard and 'er saurkraut is starting to get funky. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7030 Oil is fine ma'am, your relish and mustard on the other hand... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7031 Your relish is fine but you're a quart low on mustard. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7032 With a quality weiner vehicle like this, we only recommend Grey Poupon. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7033 You need a tow truck and some mustard. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7034 Just be frank with me. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7035 Nope. It doesn't belong to Joey "Jaws Chestnut. It belongs to a guy in Brooklyn. Name's Nathan Faymoss. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7036 No, sir, that's a wienermobile where hotdogs and buns are kept. Do you want ketchup or mustard on yours?" 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7037 Looks like your hot dog is a quart low on mustard. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7038 I'm afraid that your cholesterol is dangerously high and you're deficient in nutrients. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7039 Is this the prototype for The Hotdog of the future? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7040 Looks like you're low on oil in your fryer! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7041 You're from Chicago, which means you are low in mustard, relish, pickle, raw onion, tomato, and peppers. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7042 It's not MY fault you were misled. All of our wieners are 6-in long. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7043 The moment is right. Add a gallon of mustard. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7044 Sir, all we found in the coolant tank is what might be called 'hot dog water.' 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7045 Its that song! I thought the ice cream truck endless loop was the worst,but the Oscar Meyer weiner song has me at wits end! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7046 You just need to top off the mustard and then you'll be ready to haul buns. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7047 You're in a pickle - you're low on relish. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7048 Like I said, no wieners allowed during daylight hours. Come back after closing with your wiener then. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7049 The chili mayo is too oily for my taste. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7050 You're 10 quarts low on relish 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7051 Sure you can run these on ketchup but you won't see the performance you get with mustard. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7052 I see regular and diesel. Where's the mustard? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7053 You’ll get better mileage if you switch to Euro mustard. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7054 It all started from a hot (wien)er balloon. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7055 To be frank- traveling an inch furter without an oil change would be the wurst thing for this model of footlong. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7056 Everything looks good. These things last forever! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7057 Sorry ma’am, but we don't have plant-based service at this station 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7058 You need a teeny-weiner bit of oil 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7059 I’m not sure if you are sensing my urgency. Can I make a quick U turn to get to the Turnpike. I need to get to the Yankee game just in time! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
7060 It’s burning mustard. Can’t figure where. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
7061 You need a coupla quarts of mustard, for sure, and if I were you I'd top up the relish. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
7062 You're down a cup of pickle relish 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7063 If you want to keep this dog tip-top,try not to let the mustard go this low. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7064 There's your problem! The dip stick shows your mustard levels are way too low. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7065 Now that we figured out whether a hot dog was a sandwich, it's time to decide whether The Wienermobile is a truck. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
7066 Looks like you’re down a quart, of spicy brown. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7067 The ketchup is fine, but you're down a quart on the mustard. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7068 ….and $35 for a new sodium nitrate filter. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7069 It runs better when we pour mustard into the tank. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
7070 The lines are clogged. I suggest switching to vegetable oil. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
7071 Oh, I wish you’d come to see me, sooner, that is what I’d really liked to see. For, if you’d come to see me, oh, sooner, everything would work from A to Z.” 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7072 Looks like it’s fried. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7073 What can I say, this time of year they just don’t last. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7074 It gets 50 smiles per gallon! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
7075 Haven't seen too many of these around since my Coney Island days. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
7076 I think the problem is that you used spicy brown, not golden. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7077 Bend over. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7078 There’s plenty of mustard but I’m sorry to have to tell you that the casing is split. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7079 That’s a great offer but we’re not doing pornography anymore. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7080 There's your problem: you don't put ketchup on a hot dog. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7081 Your dip stick shows your about a gallon low on mustard, I don’t relish your job, but the perks must be great! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7082 If you want proper vehicle identification, keep the colors topped off. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7083 You're down a quart. Shall I top it up with polyunsaturated? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7084 Sauerkraut looks OK, but you're low on mustard. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7085 It's better to release all gas before weiner maintainance. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7086 Frank, you really relish in checking the gas levels. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
7087 You’re down a quart. We’re out of mustard, but ketchup should work. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
7088 You're down two quarts. You want spicy brown or mild yellow. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7089 This is a gluten-free Weiner-Mobile. There is no oil to check. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
7090 If it doesn't get going, give it a shot of this. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7091 Unfortunately, our only Dijon mechanic is on vacation until Monday. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7092 Looks like your 2 quarts low on catsup ,but I think you can still make it home 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7093 Have you been using Dijon mustard again? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7094 You're down a quart of pink slime, but snouts and lips look good. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7095 The light went on because you're down a quart of mustard. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7096 I never saw one cut at both ends! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7097 I don't usually give folks bad news with this much relish 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7098 The ketchup is fine but your mustard is low. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7099 Olive oil? But the manual clearly specifies lard. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7100 Your relish is ok, but your a little low on mustard 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7101 I was just trying to buy a street hot dog. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7102 Ma'am everyone knows you can't put diesel in a large wiener-shaped RV. Really just common knowledge. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7103 Eenie, Weenie, Miney, Moe." That's what the invoice says . 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7104 I could help if you needed some oil, but it says here that your wiener needs some relish." 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7105 You’re not going to believe this, but the oil I see here on the dipstick is vegan. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7106 The mustard got in to the oil. Doggone it! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7107 Bulky? Sure, I'll give you bulky, but the folks at FDA gave her a clean bill of health on high-fructose corn syrup. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7108 Sorry, we don't carry Canola. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7109 That'll be $75." "For the repairs to the car?" "No, for the outstanding, otherworldly, absolutely incredible head I just gave you. You should tip, too, since I swallowed. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
7110 Frankly speaking, this engine’s had the bun. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7111 See here on the dipstick? Too much bun, not enough dog. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7112 It's completely dry. You need to add mustard or ketchup. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7113 Want me to top off your relish? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7114 Our gas is not a fossil fuel 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7115 Your oil is fine but you better check your mustard in the next 50 miles 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7116 It appears you are low on relish. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7117 I think your problem is that ethanol doesn’t mix well with cholesterol 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7118 The Hot-dog you ordered, and your toothpick. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
7119 Your fat and salt are ok, but your sodium nitrate is really low. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7120 We are low on mustard. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7121 I'm still relishing it 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7122 Oil's low. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7123 You need six quarts of oil. I only sell it in quantities of eight. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7124 So your problem is that your belt is about a footshort 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7125 Lady, your Wienerbago’s overheated. Lemme get a tailpipe reading to be sure. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7126 My grill friends just had a race. It was so barbecute that they thought they could ketchup to me, but I’m always the weiner! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7127 I finally snagged that earworm jingle inside my hea 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7128 So where's Joey Chestnut when you need him? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7129 Although the world might look and say mustard, I say your 10w40 is long overdue for a change. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7130 Oh no! Ketchup! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
7131 This could work— you’ve got Big Dog Energy.” 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7132 It's great for hotdoggin it in a road race 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
7133 I think one will be enough. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
7134 Just remember, she'll only run on high lycopene ketchup 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7135 I’m sorry to give you the bad news but you’ve bought a lemon. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
7136 ‘It says here that you’ve exceeded the FDA limits on rodent hair per wiener.’ 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
7137 And remember, this is a Chicago Wienermobile — NO KETCHUP!!! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
7138 Whoever serviced this last time was a real amateur. They used ketchup! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
7139 Son, let me be frank: there's nothing cool about driving a hot dog. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7140 Your oil’s okay but your low on mustard. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7141 You're about three quarts low on lips and assholes. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7142 Your Gas Tank Is On The Other Side Of Your Hot Dog ! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7143 You're burning mustard like it was rain runoff. Just how old is this hot dog, if you don't mind me asking? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7144 ''Do not mention KETCHUP''!! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7145 Lady, your down a jar of Grey Poupon. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7146 You’re two quarts low on mustard Mister, but the real problem is that I found some ketchup in there. That is just not right. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7147 No, you're OK! These old crates are finicky. You just need to do the "Weiner Whistle" song three times. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7148 We believe that if we're transparent with our community about our values we will improve our consumer service. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7149 Your ride is running a little too hot. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7150 - I knew that putting horses inside a dog might not work very well 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7151 Oil's fine but your mustard level 's low. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7152 Looks like your down a quart of mustard. Do you prefer French’s or Grey Poupon? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7153 Sorry, there's mustard in your oil 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7154 Looks like your down a quart of Gulden’s. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7155 I'm not promoting a Hotdog brand, I'm promoting Hotdog Buns. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7156 You want a hamburger? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7157 Looks like you’re low on salt and your flavor profile could use some adjustments. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7158 Pretty common on these German models. People just assume you can put ketchup on ‘em… 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7159 Is your gas kosher? 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
7160 Yea, it looks like you were putting in regular Yellow when this make specifically requires Dijon. This is why we recommend bringing it into a dealership. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7161 Ketchup and onions look good. I need to top up the mustard and relish. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7162 Yes, we only use gas-fed beef. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7163 Hot Dog, Jumpin’ Frog, Oil be quirky 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7164 To be frank, lady, you need the works: oil, gas, transmission fluid, mustard, ketchup and onion." [underline the word and 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7165 It's a lil' smoky, might want to wiener off the heat 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7166 See, right here, you are almost 2 quarts low on oil. Son, you have to do a better job of protecting this national treasure. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7167 Yes, yes, it's a hot dog. But what is this thing you call "color"? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7168 It's a quart low. Do you want the kosher oil? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7169 Yep, oil low, fat and sodium high... 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7170 www:WanderingWonderWeiner 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7171 I'll give you $5 if you can tell me why this truck isn't a sandwich 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7172 A quart of synthetic nitrates to keep it looking like new for longer. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7173 Hello French's mustard, can we talk? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7174 Your mustard level is a quart low 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7175 You could use another quart of mustard 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7176 ‘you expected the big apple?’ 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7177 I’m afraid the organic ones are sold out. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7178 Catsup is your problem Ma'am, no one puts catsup on a hot dog.. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7179 . I am working from home. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7180 I'll have what she's having 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7181 That truck delivers the wrong kind of gas. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
7182 I love working for Nathans, however, I prefer a good burger. Dave Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
7183 Looks like it needs a condiment change. We don’t do ketchup here, but I can upgrade you to Dijon. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
7184 Runs better with Dijon instead of yellow mustard 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7185 I suggest every couple of thousand miles you put in a dash of stone ground mustard to clean it out... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
7186 Your order just said ‘Texas-Style’… 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
7187 Your ketchup is leaking into your mustard… this will be expensive. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7188 I'm sorry to tell you, it's not all-beef. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7189 You're 5 gallons low on mustard. When's the last time you replaced the sauerkraut? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
7190 You’re down two quarts of mustard. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7191 Oil isn’t the problem, no protein whatsoever 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
7192 Five gallons of mustard outta do ‘er. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7193 You're down a quart … must be a split casing. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7194 Let’s see. It indicates “throw the stick, throw the stick, throw the stick!” 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7195 Your ketchup is fine, but your mustard is running low. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7196 Can you do a Chicago style rinse? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7197 Huh, the oil is low, but the gas is high 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7198 Look, you can see that your truck has clogged arteries. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7199 When was the last time you change the wiener water? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7200 No our hotdogs are not artificially colored. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7201 So at 80,000 miles we suggest getting the Deluxe Maintenance Package which we recommend for all sandwiches. It includes changes to the brakes, lights and transmission (BLT). 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7202 You're a quart low. Do you take plain yellow or Dijon? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7203 The oil is fine, but you need to top-up the ketchup and mustard. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7204 This says you have a bun in the oven 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7205 Did you put ketchup in here? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7206 I miss working on the old models. None of that fancy computer technology to worry about. Times were simpler back then. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7207 Apparently,Ma’am, you’ve been using low grade mustard. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7208 It’s a soupçon low. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7209 ...and that's how a simple hotdog company invented color. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7210 THE EALGE IS OK, YOU ARE JUST LOW ON MUSTARD 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7211 You’re a little low on Dirty Water. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7212 We colorized your vehicle at no additional cost. But lady, no more mustard in the gas tank! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7213 Mustard gas? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7214 That's right, there is no grey poupon. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7215 To be frank, it looks like you're running low on canola. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7216 I'll be frank: you're two quarts low. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7217 See? It says FOOD TRUCK - right there. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7218 Someone changed it to vegetable oil! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7219 I don't relish giving estimates on the labor and parts. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7220 I'm not sure your qualified as a weeney driver. You really need to be 21 or over and have some experience. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7221 I can't tell what your engine's made of. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7222 You're low on mustard lady 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7223 Well, your Hormel is about a quart low. You might want to look away while I top her off. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7224 low on slaw 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7225 my bad, i didn’t want to talk down to you, or exploit any inherent knowledge-power dynamics, or presume ignorance in a gendered way, or whatever. but it’s obvious you’re not a car person, so i’ll put the question as simply as i know how: do it fuck? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7226 Sorry,but this just won’t cut the mustard 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7227 WOW. He is low on T. What did you do to deserve this? I don't know, I only rode him for a few hours. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7228 You're about a quart low on French's. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7229 See you in the Fall! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7230 The brown acid is bad! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7231 Your catsup checks OK, but you are two squirts low on mustard. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7232 You’re saying output’s down to a trickle. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7233 Yes parking is a problem, but not mileage: it produces its own gas. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7234 The sauerkraut is okay but the mustard is down a bit. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7235 Personally, I prefer Brats. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7236 It’s an Impossible hot dog vehicle, sir. You’re looking for the electric charging station down the road. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7237 You say, all you've been getting lately is "cold dog'? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7238 Mustard is pee and ketchup is blood. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7239 I think we're finally set for the cross-country roll trip. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7240 I think a doctor would be most suited to fixing this sausage problem. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
7241 Looks like you are a quart low on additives! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
7242 You're half a cup low on minced onions. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7243 Just filling up my frank tank 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7244 Yes, we do offer the best rates on char loans. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
7245 They didn't have any buns inside for the ceremony, but oh well...ahem... I now bestow upon you the title of The Hot Dog Man. May your summer job be as full as surprises as our products. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
7246 grilled, boiled, or microwaved, it's just a weenee for god's sake. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7247 It can only pay in bitcoin. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7248 It's a good thing you stopped when you did. I was getting real hungry. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7249 I always thought it was kinda weird that the kid singing the jingle says he wants to *be* the hot dog, you know? My nephew, smart kid — he went to Bard — says it's somethin' about...bodies? and deontology or...reification or somethin'. Is that true? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7250 Did you add ketchup? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7251 The mustard is so low, it won't even register! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7252 Mustard is getting pretty low. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7253 Sorry. Nobody eats until the mustard arrives. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7254 No, they're not vegan, and yes, they have GMO's, gluten, and preservatives. But they only cost a buck and they taste great. How many would you like? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7255 Looks like it needs condiments. I’ll squirt some mustard and relish, and you'll be good to go. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7256 This is the pizza shop, I think you need the hot dog shop, it's about 5 minutes from here. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7257 Here is the new cover for your house 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7258 Your relish is okay, onions are okay, but the horseradish level in the mustard is going to cause problems down the road. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7259 You’ve got a problem with the works. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7260 No thanks, it makes its own gas. But have you a distillate that gets rid of color? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7261 Your mustard's down about 30 gallons and we need to rotate the rolls. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7262 Your about a half quart low on the mustard. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7263 Looks like WeinerImmobile to me. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7264 Mustard level's okay, but you're a little low on relish. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7265 Your Weiner is definitely cooked. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7266 You need a carbs injection 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7267 We have shrimp scampi with linguini, but no hot dogs. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7268 Sorry, we don't have the right equipment for this one. You may need to take it back to the food truck. 1.1500 0.03624 60 52 8 0
7269 The big weenie beats a food truck every time 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7270 You're down two quarts. Dijon or Deli? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7271 I was shocked when I learned about all the stuff they make these with. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7272 You’re a half quart low on mustard. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7273 My dipstick indicated you are running out of yellow mustard 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7274 Your engine knock is getting wurst… 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7275 I'm Sorry, but i can't get clearance for a Hot Dog. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7276 Truck food doesn’t sound like a great innovation 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7277 Ah, here’s the problem… you’re low on sodium. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7278 Astronomically speaking, ‘the star’ of this show is the hotdog submarine. Unfortunately, we didn’t make the cut, but get this,…we’ve got a week to illustrate just how ‘cool’ we can be for the next audition! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7279 If you're seriously offering "hot dogs for life", I'll waive Longdogger length restrictions and gas you up with our footlong hose adapters. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7280 If you want, for an extra fee, we can add a Little Omega-three fatty acid to top off the low oil level. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7281 I hate to dash your dreams but this is not your Uber. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7282 Never ran out of gas before 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7283 Urgent. We're outta mustard. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7284 Looks like you're down a quart of mustard, will that be 40-weight Dijon 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7285 It's Russian ransomware. One Bitcoin gets her back on the road. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7286 I don't relish telling you this, but you've got some ketchup in your mustard tank. That can really do some damage to your image. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7287 Sorry, there’s no way to make the bun as long as the hotdog. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7288 So I says to 'im, "I'm not a dipstick, this is a dipstick." Anyway, did I ever tell you I played the fish who was a general in the first Star Wars movie? Yep, that was me, and let me tell ya', I think you could have been in there too.... 1.1493 0.06110 67 61 2 4
7289 Ma’am, did you fill her up with ketchup? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7290 I’ll be frank. This bun won’t run. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7291 The problem is the lack of mustard. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
7292 Unfortunately you put ketchup in a Chicago-Style engine. I'm going to have to flush the whole thing with relish. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7293 Yep, I do love showing everyone my giant wiener. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7294 Working on my hot rod? No, you heard me wrong. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7295 It might be the carbunator… 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7296 You are right, the oil is a weenie bit down 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7297 Sorry, we don't sell this grade of mustard gas anymore 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7298 It needs sauerkraut. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7299 Quart low. You want yellow or Dijon? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7300 Okay so I drive the wiener mobile and I am STILL thinking about this dang economy! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7301 It’s running low on mustard and onions. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7302 Nathans what do you think of this ? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7303 The dipstick actually says its not a sandwich. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7304 And never use ketchup. 1.1486 0.03433 74 64 10 0
7305 “Your jalapeño level is dangerously low – I’m worried you’ll underheat.” 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7306 - I've checked the oil, and it's a mustar-tastrophe! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7307 Here at Jiffy Lube, your Frank is in the right hands #onlyfranks 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7308 Well, you’ve got plenty of gas and oil. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
7309 Winter is coming, you need to switch from French's to Grey Poupon. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7310 This is the third Wienermobile of the day running hot due to low hot-dog water level! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
7311 Let me be perfectly frank abou this. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7312 Your a little low on mustard but your ketsup is adequate. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
7313 Your ketchup levels are good, but you're about a pint low on mustard...now would be a good time to upgrade to Dijon. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7314 Yeah, the previous owner was a hot dog-themed superhero. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7315 With a vehicle like this, Dijon causes problems. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7316 Looks like it needs a relish change and it might have a bit of a mustard leak." Eric Riggl 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7317 The old Wienie-bay-go is a quart shy. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7318 Catsup! It’s mustard Ma’am 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7319 Your mustard is down 2 quarts. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7320 To be frank, servicing this vehicle wouldn’t be Kosher. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7321 She’s low on ketchup 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7322 I can change the oil but you'll still have too much bad cholesterol. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7323 YOU NEED A COMPLETE CHANGE, LADY. SOMEBODY SLIPPED OLIVE OIL IN YOUR CORN DOG. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7324 Another dose of mustard and she's ready to go. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7325 Regular or hi-octane mustard? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7326 You're low on oil but you should be okay since you're very high on fat. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7327 It looks like you are low on ketchup and mustard and your relish is only good for another 5,000 miles. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7328 Anyone tell you you're running on horsepower? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7329 For high performance, it looks like it's low on cholesterol. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7330 This says low on oil, but the hot dog is ready to eat. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7331 They didn’t have it in an extra large? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7332 Well, the manufacturer recommends Dijon for best performance. . 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7333 Might I suggest a corn dog? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7334 Ma'am I added Kesh on your hotdog. Just in kesh you wanted it. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7335 Live a smooth lyf by adding mustard to it. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7336 It comes with the lot! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7337 You’re running dangerously low on mustard, I’m afraid. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7338 Unfortunately, you are not qualified, madame. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7339 This tells me you’ve never had a girlfriend in your life. Also, you’re low on oil. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7340 You’re running low on condiments. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7341 They'll keep cuz their vegan. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7342 Yes, of course I wanted to fix your giant hotdog for you. Why wouldn’t I? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7343 I'm pretty sure you were supposed to add oil, not mustard. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7344 You cook the french fries in this oil? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7345 You're down about a gallon of barbecue sauce. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7346 Yup, my boss said this is where to get a mustard fill-up and it seems the weiner is a quart low on ketchup, too. I'll wait inside and grab a hamburger. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7347 Maam, this baby runs on mustard gas, no carbon footprint. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7348 You might try a better grade of dijon. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7349 Funny as it is... leave it blank! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7350 Sorry, we don't stock mustard oil. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7351 Looks like you're a quart low on ketchup and I'd go ahead and top off the mustard if I were you. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7352 You're a whole quart low on the mustard but I can just top off the ketchup. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7353 Oh my... too much mustard in the tank 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7354 Yes Mam, you're a squirt low...and I've got a good yellow that'll work just as well as the grey poupon for half price. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7355 Can I pay for repairs in hot dogs? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7356 They said Joey Chestnut isn't signing autographs this week. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7357 Well, it definitely needs a retrofit. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7358 Well, here’s the problem. You used ketchup instead of mustard and onions. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7359 I have never seen so much oil. But it could use some mustard. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7360 Just mustard and onions,hold the relish 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7361 Sorry ma’am, they were all out of yellow submarines. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7362 My dog is so hot that he needs a break. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7363 If you can fix this it’s wieners for life. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7364 Just 20 gallons of mustard and 50 gallons of relish and you'll be ready to go. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7365 You sure you have the right address? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7366 The oil is supposed to come up to the Exx On the dipstick. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7367 I’m sorry. Did you say “No not relish” or “Whole lotta relish”? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7368 Hmmm...Wienermobiles are usually notoriously oily. 1.1471 0.03484 68 59 9 0
7369 The Ketchup Pump is out but we have Mustard? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7370 I'm afraid you will have to leave it for a re-roasting....! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7371 It’s Chicago, so no ketchup! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7372 Ketchup? Seriously? With this car 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7373 Your Dog-Mobile is running low on Ketchup 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7374 You’re down a pint of mustard 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7375 Just as I thought: You're low on mustard. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7376 Mam, you're about 2 quarts low on mustard. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7377 You could use a quart of mustard, synthetic. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7378 With condiments at a premium, it’s costly to ketch this puppy up to speed… 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7379 I should have you back on the road in no ti…. Wait. What is this? Mustard? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7380 You’ll have to take the tunnel if you want to add your own mustard 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7381 Yep, I can’t get 70 miles to the gallon on this dog. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7382 Someone replaced your oil with mustard. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7383 Looks like you're down about a quart of peanut oil. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7384 Here's your problem; someone added ketchup. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7385 I think it takes mustard gas. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
7386 Presenting our brand-new plant-based Wienermobile 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7387 It says you are low on oil for the bus, but their's extra grease in the dog to get you where you're going.. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7388 Trust me,you don 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7389 I'm surprised you made it this far, you're completely out of mustard. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7390 No, mustard does not work as a substitute for motor oil... 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
7391 It’s longer than it looks 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7392 I put in a used carburetor and some old spark plugs so it should stay flaccid for now. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7393 As I suspected, the fuel line is all clogged up. You really need to run premium ketchup in it. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7394 When's the last time you checked the mustard level, lady? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7395 I wished, I touched the magic wand, and voilà! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7396 The problem is you’ve been using Dijon mustard and not the recommended Classic Yellow mustard. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7397 ???…76 Wiener 10 Buns And he’s coming here tomorrow 1st stop, on his new hot dog tour ? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7398 ‘These babies drink oil like like it’s your mama’s milk.’ 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7399 Mustard, ketchup, pickles. None of that gets through an after market oil filter. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7400 It says here that your cholesterol is through the roof. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7401 Your oil seems to be full of binders and fillers. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7402 Just as I thought: you’re running low on onions. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7403 Hey lady. You're a quart low on mustard. We're out of mustard as all the wienermobiles are hitting the road post lockdown. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7404 Fill up with our dogs, mustard, and ketchup, please. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7405 What,you didn’t want me to give it a vasectomy?! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7406 Fill this doggie up with your highest Octane mustard? Sorry Sir, we don't keep that stuff close to the pumps these days. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7407 Oil level’s fine but you’re low on relish. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7408 You’re a quart low of saturated fat. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7409 Somebody filled it with Mustard gas. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7410 Looks like my ketchup is down a quart. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7411 You're dangerously low on ketschup. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7412 "Ketchup's running a little low, but the mustard should last you all the way to Chicago." 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7413 I recommend six quarts of Billy Bob’s Ass-Kicking Rip-Roaring Atomic Virgin Mustard Oil with a specially formulated Cialis additive. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7414 Well, where should I start? The shrinking function is no longer working, it's running out of gas, and I need to charge you extra for the paint job. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7415 To be frank, you're going no furter. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7416 Think of it as a 'plant base' hot dog! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7417 In Chicago we only use mustard. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7418 You’re a quart low but we don’t actually carry 10W30 mustard. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7419 Putting gas into a hot dog is rather unconventional,isn 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7420 I might have time to work on it during lunch. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7421 Here’s the bill, and no I can’t give ya an oil change. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7422 And the oil isn't the only problem - the sodium is an issue too. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7423 Are you sure you want to know how the sausage is made? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7424 my weenier is broken can you help me fix it? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7425 You used the wrong type of mustard. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7426 Looks like you're about a quart low on mustard . . . 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7427 It looks like you're a quart low on fat, but the species is anyone's guess. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7428 We're showing our half-hearted solidarity for Pride Month. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7429 Looks like the last guy put in the cheap stuff. Definitely not kosher. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7430 I know it says all-natural, but it only uses full synthetic. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7431 It runs on bakes beans. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7432 I’m afraid your car’s getting to old to cut it. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7433 It's low on mustard -- you know, even though you don't relish it, you're really gonna have to ketch-up on the maintenance. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7434 This here's your problem. Someone put Tums in your self-contained gas generator. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7435 Your mustards down a quart! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7436 I'm running low on ketchup. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7437 Your water's OK, but you're a little low on mustard. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7438 I can fix it, but quit calling me Frank. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7439 Let’s be frank- this repair won’t be cheap.. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7440 Mam, you've run out of batteries. Have you tried your husband? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7441 it's serious, you're low on ketchup 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7442 You are a tablespoon low on mustard. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7443 Try adding a little mustard. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7444 The bun is good, but the sausage is past its expiration date. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7445 I'll get you a quart of mustard so you can catch up 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7446 It's not the Oscar Meyer Wiener but it's close. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7447 I'm not paying more than a dollar a gallon for mustard! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7448 You're insides are all gunked up. Oh boy, this is my surprised face. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7449 I told the taxidermist to think outside the box with this one. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7450 There's your problem! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7451 I gotta be Frank,you got to move that thing. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7452 True. Every free-wheeling wiener does need a lot of lube. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7453 I don't relish saying this to you but your vehicle just doesn't cut the mustard anymore, yer a quart low of cholesterol. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7454 Here's your problem, the tank is filled with catsup, mustard and relish!! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7455 I’m afraid it’s wurst come to worst. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7456 ''Sorry, ma'am...my measurements clearly indicate a 0% meat content'' 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7457 It was a “UAP” but now it’s landed we’re having to rename it. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7458 Dine in or take out? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7459 A few quarts of mustard and you'll be good to go. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7460 You’ll need to add oil, but it only comes in packages 8 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7461 Oscar, my are you low on condiments! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7462 Ketchup snd mustard?? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7463 Looks like you could use a top-up. 10-W-dijon? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7464 Looks like you're up a quart of nitrates. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7465 Sorry, bad news. You have to use only poly-unsaturated oil with vegan wieners. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7466 My dip stick says I'm running low on Mayo! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7467 This is Nathan's self-serve hot dog stand! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
7468 Mademoiselles I am sorry but this meals on wheels Is no longer hot to serve the purpose” 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7469 This is pretty bunbelievable, but frankfully I’ll be able to fix it. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7470 Welp...Looks like you're gonna need to replace the hotdog water pump. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7471 Let me be frank, you don’t want to be this wiener. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7472 I’m sorry. The Spruce Goose is no longer flying. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
7473 The problem is you used mustard in a ketchup engine. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7474 Problems always come at the wurst time. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7475 Looks like someone accidentally filled it up with legislation. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7476 You should be using Grey Poupon instead of this yellow stuff. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7477 Looks like you’re down a quart of mustard. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7478 I'm sorry. There seems to be mustard in your oil pan. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7479 Frankly Scarlet, Your mustard's low... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7480 It’s even greener than electric; the engine runs on unsold hot dogs. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7481 No body armor dude. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7482 I don't care about your wishes! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7483 Your ketchup and relish are fine, but you're running dangerously low on mustard 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7484 Your weiner needs oil. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7485 Wiener and buns, tee hee, hey you know what that sounds like? Sounds like a cock and ass, right? Hahaha I can’t believe I never noticed that before. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7486 Hot Dog on a Dipstick 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7487 The oil's fine but you could use a little mustard. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7488 Your fuel mix it too high in nitrates. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7489 You are low on oil and mustard. Also, I will take two dogs loaded with chili and sauerkraut. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7490 No, I'm not Joey Chestnut ! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7491 Oil level's fine but your mustard needs topping up. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7492 I admit the pivot to veggie kabobs has been somewhat challenging. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7493 Frank, buying this Weinermobile was your wurst decision! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7494 You'll have to pass a qualifying round to determine if you're eligible. This is Willie. We tried to get the Oscar Mayer wiener but he was under contract. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7495 The problem appears to be a broken frankfurter and a twisted sauerkraut, it's gonna take at least four weeks before I can import the parts from Germany 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7496 No Son, it doesn't oil itself. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7497 NEVER put ketchup in a wiener-mobile! Mustard only!" 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7498 Hmm- you people never bother to check the mustard! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7499 I tapped her off with a little more mustard. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7500 Just need to add a quart of mustard and you're good. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7501 Your oil checks fine, but the mustard and ketchup are both running low. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7502 They say you are what you eat, and when Covid hit, it's ALL I ate. So I took it to the next level. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7503 You'll be needin' 3 quarts o' sweet relish, Ma'm 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7504 So, if you see the line right here, this is how you know how low your relish is. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7505 Looks like you're a half quart low on 10-mustard-40. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7506 Too much mustard! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7507 I'll let it go for $75,000; burns oil, gets 2 miles to the gallon; but guaranteed to embarrass your teenagers when you drop them off to school. Really helps keep them in line. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7508 Your cholesterol levels are low. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7509 ' "We're on our way to a cookout." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7510 Mustard is no substitute for weasel fat! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7511 You're low on 10W - 30 and mustard. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7512 The dip stick says you're low on mustard. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7513 It looks like you need to add a quart of mustard. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7514 You're low on oil--you need a fattier frank. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7515 Honey, I can’t help that everyone’s in love with me! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7516 I’d recommend WeinerLube 10-30 or plain yellow mustard. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7517 I know it must've been hard going out and getting around this past year, but judging from the cheese on your dipstick this machine needs to be serviced more regularly. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7518 Not enough mayonnaise. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7519 Vegetable oil gasoline for your vegan hot dog food truck? Try the greasy spoon next door. 1.1429 0.03959 70 62 7 1
7520 Yur Mustards Low; Shall I Fill Er Up? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7521 I'd say you're down about a quart of mustard. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7522 Your mustard level is below the add mark. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7523 Yeah, you can't try playing catch-up with these things when driving through Chicago. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7524 You don't want to see how the inside is made. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7525 The BHT is a little low and you could use another nitrate charge. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7526 Ma’am, you should have topped up with Kosher kraut before leaving Pennsylvania. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7527 You can’t fool me…this thing creates its own gas! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7528 Ah I see the problem now, you got hotdog water in your oil. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7529 Technically, no, it's not a sandwich. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7530 Mustard needs changing 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7531 Sorry, We do not serve Hamburgers 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7532 Does it take Mustard or Ketchup? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7533 It’s filled with some yellow Gluck. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7534 Oil levels look good, but you could use some mustard. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7535 Gasoline and Ketchup are not interchangeable. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7536 Oscar Mey- God! You can't fit that in my garage. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7537 Yup, engine levels say check your privilege. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7538 …and then he turned himself into a pickle. I swear to god. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7539 Yup, it’s your saturated fats. A little top up and it will be up and running again 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7540 Yup. Here’s your problem. Somebody put Dijon mustard in here. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7541 It’s about time you ketchup on maintenance 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7542 Just as I suspected… Not enough mustard. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7543 We have a hot problem over here dog" 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7544 No food in the car! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7545 Lady, I think a gallon of sauerkraut is the answer. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
7546 It’s wiener malfunction, sorry. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7547 I’d recommend charcoal over gas 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7548 Look, you had to know that wishing you were an Oscar Meier wiener would come with some unique issues. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7549 Sir, this is not the “full service” station you had in mind. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7550 It gets pretty good gas mileage because it's made of soy. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7551 Since it didn’t fit on my Weber, I thought we’d come here. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7552 Good on ketchup,quart low on mustard and completely out of relish. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
7553 I'm low on the happeniss dipstick! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
7554 No, I would not like to get my 'buns rotated'. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7555 YOU'RE LOW ON MUSTARD AND KETCHUP! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7556 No, the grille in the front is not for cooking." 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7557 Sorry Lady, this wiener fluid gotta come from Nathan’s. Gonna be ‘bout a week. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7558 So I tried parallel parking the other day... 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7559 Here’s the problem, you’ve got pickle relish in your mustard tank. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7560 I can top off all your condiments but relish. The pickle festival ended yesterday and they cleaned us out. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7561 Looks like you are low on kechup. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7562 Your engine’s running a little hot. Seriously. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7563 You think your a big shot don'tcha? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7564 Evidently, the recipe called for your wife. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7565 You're low on ridiculous-but-delightfully-American fluid. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7566 Your condiments levels are fine, it's just that you're technicolor in a black and white world. That's trouble. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7567 I think you've got beer in your mustard tank. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7568 The New Coney Island Mascot needs a battery already! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7569 I recommend Heinz motor oil - 10 W 57. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7570 You're down a quart....of potato salad and cole slaw. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7571 Simple there is not enough sauce in the tank 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7572 Your mustard's a quart low. I'd better check the other condiments before we get rolling. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7573 Welcome to Pleasantville Wieners! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7574 well good news is all you need is a pot of water and some weenies to get her goin' again 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
7575 Without proper ketchup levels you're going to grind your mustard. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7576 Who would believe a hot dog car could be in such junky condition? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7577 No, no fries. The engine's fried. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7578 We don't sell hotdogs. It's a disguise; but in my parts, you know what it means. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7579 Ma'am, your oil is fine but you're a quart low on Mustard. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7580 The problem with your truck was not black and white, so we tested the inventory. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7581 As I expected, she seized up due to no mustard. It's bone dry. 1.1406 0.04914 64 55 7 1
7582 Yup, it’s mustard.” 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7583 Hot diggity dog, Diggory! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7584 It says here, that you can fuel your hotdogmobile with mustard. " 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7585 Here's your problem: someone put mustard in the oil tank. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7586 We'll need 200 gallons of gas and 20 pounds of mustard. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7587 Your Weinermobile is down a quart of mustard. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7588 I relish working on these things. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7589 So you think you've got what it takes to drive the wiener mobile eh kid? Viewing your resume I don't think you quite cut the mustard! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7590 I'm outta gas but have a vast reservoir of mustard aboard. Kinda makes me question my life plan. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7591 Yep, low mustard. We see this a lot. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7592 This is a Vegan establishment, move or Die! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7593 Here’s your problem. Someone put ketchup on your hot dog. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7594 I don't care if I am illegally parked, do you want mustard and relish with the hot dog? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7595 4 hours you say? I’m no physician. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7596 You’re gonna think it’s a bunch of bologna, but it’s the transmission. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7597 Don't look now, but someone is checking out your weiner. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
7598 You're a little low on mustard so I'll catch up. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7599 Removing just the right amount of fat 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7600 That's 16 gallons of gas and 12 gallons of mustard. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7601 you're down about a pint of Ketchup.... 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7602 You're low on briquets. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7603 You’re about a quart low on celery salt 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7604 It's running a little low on processed meat by-products. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7605 You're a quart low on the mustard. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7606 It no longer cuts the mustard, ma'am. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7607 Mustard's okay but the ketchup's a bit low. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7608 Not a skewer, a dipstick: they got rid of the parallelogram windows, and it's an oil guzzler, but you still need a college degree to drive this Weinermobile 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7609 How are you going to keep them on the farm when they’ve seen Karl Hungus? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7610 I'm afraid I have bad news, ma'am. No one's going to be in love this wiener any longer. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7611 Ma'am, there's ketchup on the dipstick, not mustard. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7612 It was actually the first example of something called postmodernism in architecture. The movement ended when the same architect designed a hamburger hotel next to a popular vegetarian restaurant in L.A. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7613 Looks like your down a quart of baked beans. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7614 I see the problem ma'am... this weiner needs more lubricant. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7615 Looks like you're down about a gallon of mustard. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7616 Listen, right now we have to decide, do we drive it, fly it or eat it? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7617 Looks like you are a gallon low on mustard. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7618 Ketchup is fine, but you're a quart low on mustard. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7619 Hotdog on a roll 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7620 You know what part of the shale formation oil comes from, right? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7621 Looks like you are a wish low 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7622 It makes it’s own gas, but you’re down three gallons of mustard. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7623 Frankly, all it needs is a little oil. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7624 Lady you’re mustard is low 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7625 Yep, you're low on pig butt holes! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7626 Weiner Mobile is insensitive. We prefer Penis Vehicle. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7627 I was hired to be a Joey Chestnut impersonator, not a mechanic . 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7628 Hot dawwwg! Ma'am, I've heard of these mid-life crises but *this* takes the Oscar Wiener 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7629 You have no idea Janessa, we need to ketchup some day. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7630 The oil and gas are good but we seem low on mustard 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7631 You're out of sauce. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7632 I’m not sure. I never read a dip spoon before. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7633 I'm mechanically obligated to separate you from the fiction of hot dog "meat." 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7634 Your oil is fine but the cholesterol is through the roof. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7635 You're down a quart of mustard." Tom Devlin, Old Greenwich, C 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7636 Wiener you planning on changing your oil, Frank? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7637 Yeah it uses low sulphur fuel so go easy on the onions in future. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7638 It's only 40% beef. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7639 Your Wiener has a sprained back 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7640 Special delivery for Joey Chestnut! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7641 'Catsup level's fine, but the mustard level's low and it's way too hot. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7642 Have you been checking the mustard levels every 10,000 miles? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7643 I'd say you're down a good weiner or two. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7644 Running lean. Needs grease. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7645 Have you tried boiling instead of grilling? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7646 It looks like your low on mustard. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7647 You could use a change of mustard. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7648 Let me be frank. It won't go any furter. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7649 Just as I thought. NEVER put ketchup on the hotdog. #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7650 Well, ma'am, I guess you'll have to call it static food for a lil while 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7651 Mr. Chestnut will be with you when he’s ready. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7652 A hot dog this big can have up to five rats in it. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7653 The order doesn't say anything about mustard and kraut. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7654 Put a fork in it. This dog is cooked. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7655 Looks like she needs 'kraut 1.1385 0.04317 65 58 6 1
7656 To the mindful observer, this dip-stick reading clearly indicates that the wiener wagon is eleven-quarts low on mustard. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7657 Do you want apple pie with that? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7658 Oscar's a quart low on mustard but the sauerkraut looks good! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7659 You were ten hot dog lengths from breaking down. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7660 The dipstick indicates we're down two cans of mustard. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7661 Down a quart. Yellow, deli or grey poupon? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7662 Did somebody put ketchup on this thing? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7663 The good news is that I can fix it, but the bad news is we'll need a lot of ketchup. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7664 Jim, the Mustard is good but you are low on Ketchup 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7665 Well, actually it's the Tofu Weiner Mobile. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7666 « You’re down a quart of mustard » 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7667 Ma'am,You just can't lube a Hot Dog with Ketchup 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7668 She just needs a ketchup top-off and you’ll be on your way. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7669 Yeah I had one of these things when I was younger…. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7670 Calm down, it’s plant-based. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7671 Not gonna lie, ma’m, but this is the most interesting take on “van life” I’ve seen to date. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7672 Look, I'm not accusing you of anything, but somebody was trying to eat this here hotdogmobile. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7673 These younger models don’t need as much lube 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7674 It’s not the fat that will kill you, it’s the gluten. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7675 When was the last time you had the frying oil checked, madam?" 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7676 This is the biggest! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7677 Poor maintenance will always catch up with you. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7678 Citation for not having your vendor’s license. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7679 Any lower and the casing’s gonna lose its snap 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
7680 The only thing wrong is you're a quart low on oil. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7681 Me, I prefer ketchup, but if you want to use mustard that's Okay with me. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7682 Your whole grain mustard is the problem here. These babies need a smoother variety that won't clog the valves. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7683 Sorry, you're running low on the middle class. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7684 This is obviously a vegetarian wiener, it’s low in oil. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7685 No problem, you're just a quart low on Mustard. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7686 Hey, park for free at Walmart and sell Coney dogs to all comers. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7687 Your problem is that you’ve got a mustard leak. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7688 The Mustard & Relish really mess up the 5G reception. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7689 The mustard needs topping up. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7690 I think it has something to do with blocked arteries... 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7691 You're overdue for a siphon. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7692 can you believe there is such a thing as a dog being too hot? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7693 As I said before, it’s a hotdog car not a actual hod dog 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7694 looks like it's going to be a regular dog for a while 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7695 I need to fill up my wiener mobile, can I put $20 on pump 3? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7696 Looks like you're low on oil, vinegar, ketchup, mustard and pickle relish. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
7697 How long have you been driving this on oil full of saturated fats? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7698 To be frank, I’m lost. Can you get me back to the highway? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7699 Your mustard is two quarts low 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7700 I topped off all liquids, but the mustard was way down. Need some kraut up top? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7701 YUP. YOU NEED 2 QUARTS OF MUSTARD. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7702 It wasn't the deisel in the gas tank, but the mustard that fouled her 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7703 Your pickle relish is down three pints 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7704 I drive it only on the Fourth of July so I need to check the oil just once per year. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7705 You said you wanted it in the biggest size. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7706 You won't believe it, but it's low on grease! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7707 You're dangerously low on dangerous nitrates. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7708 Yep. Unlimited mileage and all-you-can-eat, too! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7709 It's bad. Looks like someone used Dijon mustard instead of yellow mustard. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7710 How long has this relish been out of the 'frig? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7711 See that’s your problem right there… the engine’s all by-products and fillers. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7712 When you said your hotdog machine was broken I assumed I was fixing a grill. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7713 Do you accept payment in HotDogeCoin, or does Elon need to tweet about that first? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7714 I see you've looked under the hood, but NO MAM "You can't have a ride in my Wienermobile" 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7715 If you buy this and you put it in a Red State you'll have to put a sign on it that says "We Sell Hot Dogs Here" 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7716 You really don't want to know the additives I found in your Weinermobile. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7717 First, I gotta get all up in your grille. Then we can scarf it down. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7718 Just need to stop and check condiment levels. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7719 I'd say it's about two 5 ounces low on mustard. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7720 You seem to be a little low on ketchup. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7721 ....a quart low on mustard and your front and rear ends are not kosher 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7722 Sorry, ma’am. Service manual says you need Grey Pupon, but we only have French’s Yellow mustard. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7723 Looks like you're runnin' on empty calories here. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7724 It’s the long bus. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7725 The parking permit costs 5 bucks and we throw in the dog for free. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7726 Do you know where one can get a realllly large jar of mustard? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7727 Any idea where this dipstick came from? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7728 Mechanic: “Looks like you blew a seal” Person: “No, I was just eating some ice cream!” 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7729 you have to try their viagra special 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7730 There seem to be some ketchup leakage, but the mustard level is fine. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7731 Well, no, this one isn’t full of nitrates but you should still be careful. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7732 You may want to be an Oscar Meyer wiener, but this says "winner". So sorry. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
7733 You’re three thousand miles behind on ketchup. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7734 The good news is you don't have any nitrates or nitrites. The bad news is we found preservatives. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7735 Oil fine, glamor almost empty, can you help a poor driver like me? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7736 Here's your problem, it's low on mustard 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7737 We need to top up your mustard. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7738 Mustard's a little low. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7739 I think you need more mustard" 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7740 That will be $375. This baby needed a tuneup- she was low in fat and high in nitrates. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7741 Stop hot-dogging! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7742 Have enough beans and you're gas powered. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7743 This is our latest culinary concoction that we call "tongues in a bun". 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7744 I’m sorry, it says use Spicy Brown only ! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7745 I don't relish having to tell you this, lady, but I know my onions, and if you wanna cut the mustard you gotta stop playing ketchup. Hey! Am I on a roll or what! Badda boom! I'm here all week. Try the veal. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7746 Have you considered switching to brown mustard? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7747 So, your hot dogs to buns ratio is out. Can’t help, it’s a federal issue and there’s a filibuster on. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7748 I just don't like restaurant food. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7749 Poupon!?! How many times do I have to tell you,, Frenchs! Frenchs! Frenchs! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7750 Our next trip to outer space is May 5, 2022 I can sign you up right now. Seats are going fast at 250K each, and Chili Dogs and Tequila are complimentary. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7751 I am sorry sir, you can't park your dog in here 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7752 Frankly, there's no furter problem in this case. The parts were mechanically separated and repacked appropriately. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7753 Well the most come in 12 packs but the nuts come in 8 packs 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7754 Your oil level is fine, you are just a little low on mustard. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7755 No wonder she's running hot. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7756 My cock is thiiiiiiiiis big 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7757 I'm sorry but we don't carry gas for deez buns. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7758 I had to two choices, drive the "weiner" or the yellow submarine 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
7759 Looks like your mystery meat levels need topping up. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7760 Sure it looks like a flying hotdog,but it really is quite Earthy. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7761 You are one quart shy of a condiment tray for driving this ridiculous thing. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
7762 I'm sorry, lady, but this vehicle just doesn't cut the mustard any more. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7763 It’s the best winner 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7764 Your ketchup is a little low, but the mustard and relish are good. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7765 You’re a quart low on mustard and relish, but ketchup level is fine. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7766 You wouldn’t want to know what they put inside these things. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7767 I don't relish telling you this, but you need to catchup on your Grey Poupon. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7768 She's down a quart. Where did you put the Grey Poupon? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7769 Bad news. You're out of sauerkraut and restaurant supply is closed until tomorrow. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7770 Well yeah...even fewer people want to know how sausage is controlled. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7771 Think of it as 'strategic asset class diversification' 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7772 You've been putting dijon in here, but it runs better on yellow. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
7773 Your fluids are fine, but there's a recall on all bun-length models. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7774 Quite frankly, it's not quite to my taste. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7775 Your oil and coolant levels are good but you're dangerously low on mustard. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7776 why don't we have free gas for people who sell national food? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7777 Your mustard's OK, but you're way low on relish. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7778 The level is fine, but I’d suggest a lighter canola or olive oil for the summer months. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7779 You're looking at about $250 for a new mustard pump. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7780 Does this use gas or mustard? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7781 Welp, looks like that factory farming karma is rearing its inevitable head. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7782 I’m low on everything. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7783 The dip stick says that this vehicle is low on mustard. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7784 I told you whose dog it was. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
7785 Its the only chance we have of defeating Joey Chestnut next year at the hot dog eating contest. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7786 Your mustard oil is a quart low. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7787 It’s not running because you’re burning too much gluten. Have you considered upgrading to gluten-free? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7788 Here's your problem, the engine is full of cooking oil 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7789 Shrinkage! Must be that cold front moving in... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7790 Need to oil up my massive wiener. You wanna help me lady? 1.1343 0.03919 67 60 6 1
7791 Yeah, this things a chick magnet 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7792 Joey ‘Jaws’ Chestnut 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
7793 You are almost out of ketchup 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7794 Stadium? Really? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7795 Here’s your problem. It’s a quart low on mustard. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7796 You are not going to relish this. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7797 Yup, your down to quarts of hotdog water. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7798 Ironically, your cholesterol level is low. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
7799 Your mustard level is about a gallon low. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7800 By the way. What ever happened to that little guy, Oscar? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7801 Your engine is toast. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7802 Frankly, your hormone and nitrate levels are low. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
7803 It's a quart low, but still technically 99% Beef. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7804 No, we don't do 'Taco Tuesdays'... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7805 Mustards fine, ketchups fine, but it's time to change the slaw. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7806 I mixed the oil and the ketchup. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7807 You might wanna take it in for a condiment change 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
7808 I have bad news Joey. It looks like you have a Chestnut stuck in the gas tank. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7809 You're a quart low on mustard." -- Mark Kerber, Highland Park, Illinoi 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7810 I see the problem: you need 5 quarts of catsup and 3 quarts of mustard. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7811 We'll see if that guy can eat 30 of these! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7812 Listen, my doctor told me that I have stage four melanoma, so I said "fuck it" and bought the craziest thing i could find - going out with a bang, you know? If there is a god I now realise why he's offing me. This shit dumb as fuck. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7813 Frankly speaking, you’re low on beef 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7814 I’m sorry ma’am, but you know the rules. ‘Sun’s out buns out. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7815 The gas station. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7816 Mustard gas is hard to find these days, unfortunately 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7817 I don’t relish telling you this but that hot dog is low on mustard! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7818 ma'am, I don't know how to tell you this but somebody fucked the hotdog again 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7819 Looks like you filled your tank with low-octane mustard. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
7820 I can’t seem to find the problem, everything seems Kosher under here. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7821 . F*&# off before I shove this down your throat! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
7822 Ketchup looks ok, but you're definitely low on mustard. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7823 Looks like you're a quart low on katsup and 2 down on mustard. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7824 I cant wait to relish on one of these. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7825 Sure, I’ve read Dracula… why do you ask? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7826 ONE TRUMP HASH SPECIAL COMING UP! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7827 You said all you needed was a wiener on wheels 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7828 I’m looking for Joey Chestnut! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7829 looks like they used synthetic instead of all beef- we’ll have to rebuild the entire engine block before this puppy is kosher to drive 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7830 What else did you think Uber Eats was? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7831 The only challenger Joey Chesnut faces is his car troubles 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
7832 There's milkshake showing on the dipstick. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7833 I'm sorry Ma'am, this hot rod is filled up. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7834 This is a brand new model, fresh off the roller grill. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7835 The manufacturer's recommendation is to re-boil it ever 5,000 miles. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7836 Why you insist on driving this thing is beyond me? It eats mustard and, frankly, you look like an idiot. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7837 It seems like you are two quarts shy on the mustard and one quart shy on the ketchup! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7838 Everything checks out good, just low on spicy mustard. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7839 Checked all your fluids - only need mustard. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7840 The wurst neighbourhood to park your sausage 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7841 Make sure to use good quality ketchup, and it should stay hot and fresh for a long time. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7842 Your boiling water is a quart low. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7843 I'm afraid it's had the bun." 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7844 You're okay on ketchup but you're dangerously low there on mustard. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7845 It'll take about six days for a new heater on these showy types. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7846 Are you guys vegan? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7847 Ketchup level is low...mustard and relish are are good! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7848 Heading to trump to convince him hot dogs are healthier than burgers. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7849 You're low on high-octane sauerkraut 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7850 I think my condiments are low 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7851 I don't relish telling you this but your hot dog has gone cold. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7852 I hate to do this, but I think I’m obligated to tell you what’s really in this thing. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7853 You put oil in here, this thing is supposed to run only on hot dog water. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
7854 You’re short a quart of mustard. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
7855 I really am an Oscar Mayer Weiner. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
7856 Your motor oil has a first name. It's 10-W-40-Oil. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7857 The High Density Lipoprotein level of this hot dog is slightly low. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7858 Mustard's low; sauerkraut's fine. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7859 Regular or relish? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7860 Due to a typo they sent sent me bus length instead of bun length. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7861 You’re just a quart low on mustard, but filling her up will always be something I’ll relish. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7862 It's running hot dog on it. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7863 The truck's electrical system has been air-fried. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7864 Do we eat first 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7865 you're running low. it's down to 15 Joey Chestnuts 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7866 It's easier to move than a boxy food cart. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7867 The ketchup is registering low. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7868 You’re low on kosher. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7869 You're a quart low on mustard and you need your ketchup changed." 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7870 You'll love our wieners on hot rollers." 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7871 Ketchup in the oil . . . very expensive. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7872 I think I need some ketchup. My car is running low. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7873 Everything's fine. but you need to top off the mustard for maximum performance. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7874 I suppose you want low fat 1.1311 0.04032 61 55 5 1
7875 Ask me how it doesn't get moldy one more time and i'll knock your teeth in 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7876 we can try flipping it, but it might be too late. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7877 Yes ma'am, synthetic is popular now. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7878 How fast do you think you can change the mustard and top off the ketchup and relish? We're running late for this year's hotdog eating contest and my husband is defending his title! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7879 I don't suppose it runs on mustard? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7880 Joey Chestnut is training for this next year. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7881 Looks like it over-heated – better wash it down with a cold beer. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7882 Your American Dream Machine seems in need of a tune up. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7883 You're completely out of fat. Are you sure it's not plant-based? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
7884 A gallon short on mustard. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7885 This dipstick says you are low on mustard & relish. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7886 Do you want to pull it into the first bay or the second? You picked a good time to break down. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7887 Looks like you're running low on mustard. Tell me if you want the yellow American mustard or the darker French kind and I'll fill 'er up. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7888 You're forbidden to park at a restaurant not serving hotdogs! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7889 Appears to be a blown head gasket. There’s ketchup in your mustard. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7890 It's a mechanical dachshund that just got back from terrorizing Coney Island during Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7891 Yes, we do sell to women, but why did you think we sell hot dogs? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7892 The onion ring is busted and the mustards low . 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7893 Wrong type of lubricant 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7894 Frankly, I don't relish having to tell you, but mustaring all my strength...you'll have to roll it outta here. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7895 Everything looks good…just stay away from Joey Chestnut 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7896 Well, I can get your spark back, but don't expect a wax and shine. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7897 It's down a quart, but we don't have any mustard. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7898 the oil’s a little high, but she runs well. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7899 I might as well be out of ketchup 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7900 Seems you had trouble at the right time and place Ma’am. Hotdogs are following the ways of chicken wings. Soon they’ll be extinct. I know people who would kill for a chance to process this beauty. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7901 Your weiner water is low. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7902 You’re low on mustard, do you prefer yellow or Dijon? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7903 I can't top it up. Nobody can tell me what's in it. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7904 No ! You don't have to just cook hot dogs 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7905 I need you to support me, this is the future. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7906 You’re mustard and relish levels are a little low. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7907 Overheated the dog paddles 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7908 She's running low on Sodium Nitrite. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7909 You're low on mustard and sauerkraut. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7910 According to this here dipstick, you need to add about a pint of mustard. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7911 It comes with everything. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7912 Will you be the next 1, 510,700 Damen victim? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7913 You know,if you buy a Tesla,you won 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7914 Why would someone add ketchup? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7915 This weiner sure does have some irregular discharge 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7916 Whoops -forgot the mobile only takes mustard or ketchup. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7917 The office routine got kinda boring and the pandemic hit and I got to thinking. Why not follow my dreams. On a whim, I bought this on Craigslist for $750 - combining my love of hot dogs with my PhD in mechanical engineering. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7918 Mustard been the canola oil you put in 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7919 This mustard-gas-guzzler is total junk ma'am 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7920 I can slice it for you! 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
7921 Looks like your hot dog done run dry. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7922 You forgot to put some mustard. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7923 My bologna has a first name, it’s Oscar… 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7924 It says here you ordered the jumbo dog. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7925 This model tends to run hot. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7926 To be frank, she’s all out of mustard. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7927 I think an antiknockwurst additive should take care of the problem. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7928 You're hy-bread is running a little low on glutton. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7929 I'm sorry, Mr. Chestnut will not be making any appearances today. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7930 I'm afraid the last guy topped off the tank with ketchup. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7931 This dip stick measures mustard level and the fuel tank takes regular relish. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7932 Someone keeps putting in a squirt of mustard--I don't relish what that could do your engine. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7933 Bad news: It's burning off oil. Good news: It's low in trans fat. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7934 Do you know where Joey Chestnut’s home is? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7935 We use a plant-based weenie to offset emissions. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7936 Claustrophobia? The delicious scents will take care of that. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7937 Well here's your problem, ketchup. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7938 You have enough gas to get from here to Chicago. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7939 No wonder you’re having trouble. This model runs best on Dijon. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7940 Your ketchup and mustard levels are fine, but your relish is down a quart. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7941 I think mayonaise would be a better condiment for this than mustard. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7942 Looks like you got your oils mixed up. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7943 No, no, no. Have you not even seen Dumb and Dumber? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7944 That’s ok, you just run out of ketchup 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7945 Looks like someone tried to use ketchup on her 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7946 You'll want to limit your Castrol intake. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
7947 It’s better - and far more appetizing - than the food reality show you were on last week. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7948 Don would give you more pick up. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
7949 I am sorry miss but your vehicle is nearly out of pickle juice and your pork is over extended. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7950 Ah, here's the problem, dipstick. You colored your car with crayons. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7951 Well mam. You appear to be running low on mustard oil and in need of a sauerkraut. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
7952 Yes it does say for every Tom, Dick and Harry. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
7953 You’re all set, Mr. Chestnut. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7954 You're three quarts low on cooking oil. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7955 Gotta check the ketchup every few hours, the pickles and mustard can wait till our next stop 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7956 This is what happens when you accidentally add Dijon. It runs on regular mustard. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7957 It's sluggish and running rough Because you switched to Olive oil! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7958 I need ten gallons each of mustard, ketchup, and relish. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7959 Truthfully, lady, you really don’t want to know exactly what this thing is made of. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7960 Just shoot them when they fly low. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7961 It is a little low on relish. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7962 You dirty water is a about a quart low on oil. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7963 Looks like someone added catsup, instead of mustard. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7964 As per the rental agreement you must stop in every small to midsize city along your route. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7965 The contractor said it would cost less then renovations 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7966 we cater to all special occasions including weddings. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7967 You're low on potassium lactate, sodium diacetate, oleoresin of paprika, sodium erythorbate and maltodextrin, and you could use a quart of pink slime. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7968 Sorry, I don't think I can describe what this vehicle needs done to it without sounding like a 'Me Too'-era teachable moment. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7969 I'm sorry ma'am, but a remoulade change in this state? It just ain't legal..." 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7970 We better check the mustard dispenser too. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7971 You need to add a quart of 90 weight Grey Poupon. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7972 Your relish is OK, but your mustard's down about a quart. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7973 There's your problem right there..you're givin' er too much mustard. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7974 Never put ketchup in your hot dog. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7975 I’m afraid we don’t carry premium mustard, ma’am. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7976 Sorry, we discontinued the Supersize option. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7977 Which way to the County Fair ? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7978 Yeah, that’s . . . not the dipstick I was referring to. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7979 Runnin’ low but nothing another dose can’t fix. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7980 The job is easy — but never ending. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7981 Your ketchup bearing seems to be leaking pickle juice. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7982 Looks like you're a few quarts low, would you like spicy brown or traditional yellow??? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7983 A gas tank too full can cause internal combustion 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7984 It’s vegetable oil in the winter but olive oil in the summer. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7985 Looks like you are down two quarts of mustard and shy about a quart of ketchup. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7986 Gort. Klatu. Barada. Nikto. Relish. Mustard. Gort. Klatu. Barada. Nikto. Relish. Mustard. Gort... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7987 Good news is that the mustard and ketchup levels are fine. Bad news is - and I don't relish telling you this - someone put regular mayo in it. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7988 You're half a quart short of 100% kosher. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7989 Sorry, we don't carry it, but you could try borrowing a cup from your neighbor. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7990 You could try some American mustard, but if you want performance you need to find some French Dijon 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7991 Oil? No, bud. You don’t want to know what we actually put in these things. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7992 Well, I don’t relish sharp turns. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7993 The viscosity of mustard? That’s above my pay grade. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7994 The mustard and sauerkraut option would have been messy. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7995 It's the turkey dog -- doesn't have enough oil. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7996 Have a Buddha bowl while we change your oil. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7997 Things have changed since my grandfather drove the car; for instance, you can no longer fuck the buns 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7998 We can cure your problem if we add more nitrates. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7999 You see the problem is that you need a ketchup change 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8000 I recommend NOT using hot dog grease to run your Weiner mobile…The world is now going to have to wait longer for this Weiner.. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8001 Ma’am do you believe a hotdog is a sandwich? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8002 We're almost out of Salsa! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8003 It looks like you’ve been doggin’ it. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8004 No, this *is* the station's-endorsed upgrade 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8005 Sorry, the only tool we have is this toothpick for cocktail weenies. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8006 This new low fat has almost NO oil! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8007 All gas no brakes 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8008 I don't relish telling you this, but, yup, yer low. Want me to top it off? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
8009 Your mustard level is fine, but you're down a quart of ketchup. No pun intended, but I didn't relish having to tell you that. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8010 Yellow? Or Spicy? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8011 This is going to gas it up. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8012 I'm afraid the time has come to change the mustard to ketchup. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
8013 It looks like your honey mustard mix is too lean. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
8014 Yep, it's your oil, or my name's not Cyclops Bill. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8015 To ride you have to first touch your toes. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8016 200lbs of chili oughta do it. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8017 There's your problem...looks like she's about two condiments low. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8018 Just checking the mustard. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8019 The problem is you relish mustard as a lubricant 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8020 It's Joey Chestnut's Mobile Home 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8021 It shows you are about a quart low on mustard. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8022 You're diwb five quarts of mustard. For an additional fee, we can upgrade you to Grey Poupon. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8023 I don't relish in delivering bad news, but you got to ketchup on your oil changes. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8024 I wish I could help, but I was advised to avoid seeing how the sausage gets made. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8025 I hear the US just started war in the Middle East for mustard 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8026 Looks low on oil. I recommend canola for these vegan wiener mobiles. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8027 We need to gas-up! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8028 Your mustard is a gallon low Howard Eisenberg San Mateo, Ca. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8029 This will make it down to Venezuela, but it seems kind of cruel to drive it around there. Those poor Socialists are starving. And, no, it's not because they did Socialism wrong and you have the right way to do it, moron. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8030 Healthy” reading looks a tad high right now 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8031 The Ketchup is low. Better add a thousand quarts. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
8032 The wet steam part is great, but the grease and the constant turning…” And so the little wienermobile had to keep on the endless search for the best roadside dogs…. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8033 Yer buns need buttered, lady. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8034 This puppy needs synthetic oil for the best snap. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8035 A few gallons of mustard ought to speed her up! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8036 Lady, you’re dangerously low on yellow mustard. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8037 They say politics is like making a sausage. This is your chance to see how it's done. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8038 This here’s your problem: you can’t put ketchup in a mustard-only vehicle. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8039 As I suspected, an unusually short dipstick 1.1250 0.03521 64 57 7 0
8040 Your mobile wiener wagon needs a lube and oil change plus an update to your GPS! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8041 You can’t use Dijon, only yellow mustard. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8042 300 packets low. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
8043 For impossible dogs you want synthetic oil. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8044 Did I get here before the gas prices went up? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8045 Put a wiener in your buns. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8046 We’ll need to keep it in the shop for a few days but we do have a loaner if you don’t mind human dignity. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8047 Just a lot of Yellow Mustard with Pickles, Onions and Sauerkraut. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8048 Let me be Frank. You won't relish the movies here, Nathan. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8049 Here's the problem, you're low a quart of yellow mustard. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8050 You're a quart low on mustard. Our top-brand Dijon is the way to go here. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8051 You should really be running on synthetic cholesterol. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8052 Who farted? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8053 Just as I thought….way low on ketchup. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8054 Your mustard level is fine, but you're about a quart low on pickle relish 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8055 Two quarts pickle relish will make a greener wiener. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8056 You don't know what's inside this thing. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8057 Mustard, ketchup, or relish? I have to let you know that with this kind of dog premium would be best, I would suggest relish. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8058 I mustard up some cash to fuel this puppy up so that I could ketchup to my pack on the road. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8059 You're running about a quart low on nitrates. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8060 Sorry ma’am your DOG is getting too HOT! Did you put chili oil? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8061 So, the manual says it takes Oscar Meyer proprietary oil, and we certainly don't carry that here. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8062 Well it's definitely parked within permissible limits. You want a hotdog or not? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
8063 Well, I'll have to order it in, ma'am. We don't have NYC spicy onions around here. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8064 You’ll never ketchup to them at this rate 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8065 „Problem with this model is: Half of the gas is always spilling out if the patty and onto your sweater.“ 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8066 we got a car here that looks like somethin' and uhh well I reckon you get the idea that this thing won't drive itself into the White House, so uhh well if you'd go ahead and sign this here uhh document then I think we uhh can uhh get you on the road less traveled so to speak and umm I think you uhh, know the deal 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8067 If it won’t start shove this right in the tip 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8068 I'm sorry ma'am, you have to use it for your meals now. And I can help you with that too. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8069 Your oil levels are very low but you don’t seem to be needing mustard. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8070 I don’t relish in telling you this, but it’s dry. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8071 Whaddya mean you don’t carry mustard? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8072 Looks like mustard gas." 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8073 Just busting the big car = small wiener rumor once and for all 😤 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
8074 When was the last time you dipsticked this dip stick? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8075 I don’t relish having to tell you but the engine may be cooked. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8076 I can do sumthin' about these Nitrates but it'll cost ya. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8077 Your mustard's a little low...plus you need a flush and fill on sauerkraut. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8078 You're down a quart, but we don't have mustard, only motor oil. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8079 Ma'am,this vehicle, the Joey Chestnut sedan, provides it's own gas.. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8080 I'm not interested. It reminds me of the Hindenburg. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8081 You need oil! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8082 I don't know about your oil level, but there is a high fat content. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8083 Nope,not selling hotdogs! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8084 You could use 1/2 a quart of hot dog water 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
8085 When Nathan's supersized, Coney Island parking became too difficult. Robert Jablon; rcjablon@aol.com; 202-669-4820 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8086 Low on mustard,high on nitrates. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8087 Cooked! Just needs some topping. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8088 Ketchup is good. You're down a gallon of mustard. Or twelve hundred mustard packets from our cafe. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8089 Clearly you havent seen the new fuel efficiency of this here classy wheels! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8090 We TRIED to call you about your car warranty… 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
8091 YOU'RE SHORT BY A MILE. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8092 No burritos! Relish and Mustard not so fond . 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8093 The tires are covered by insurance but the bun is going to cost you. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8094 Can I get a hamburger? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8095 She's overheated alright. Just go easy on the mustard. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8096 You ask how's the oil level? It looks like mustard to me. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
8097 You need more mustard NOW! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8098 Your mustard and relish are each a jar low. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8099 Fill it with mustard, premium please. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8100 No, I always get gas if the bun isn't gluten free. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8101 Well, here's your problem, she's running low on saturated fats and sodium. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8102 It seems some heathen has been using ketchup instead of mustard 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8103 I'm preparing a coupon you can use for the condiments vehicle. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8104 Be careful, you’re low on saltpetre. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8105 So, I can make it work but it will cost you a dozen with the works. Does that work? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8106 It looks like a quart of catsup should fix your acceleration issues. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8107 Want that Jumbo nitrate dog steamed or grilled ? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8108 You're down a quart of French's Yellow but I recommend replacing it with the Dijon Honey, at least until it cleans out the onions, sauerkraut and other impurities. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8109 I’m sorry ma’am. We do have diesel and petrol, but not ketchup.” 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8110 Your oil is mighty thick. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8111 Today is meatless Monday. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8112 I'll take you to Mars, or to the next giant hot-dog stand. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8113 Your mustard reservoir is down about a quart. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8114 You call this a 'sausage fest?' 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8115 I gave it the works, but you’re about a quart low. Would you prefer yellow, dijon or spicy brown? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8116 I don’t think the original Weiner Mobile was ever intended to be this high tech. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8117 What you are looking for is the Oscar Mayer mobile, this is the plant based version of that. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8118 Sorry, the Pink Slime Pipeline was hacked. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8119 No clue. Any idea what I’m supposed to be doing? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8120 We can't go anywhere, Joey Chestnut put water in the bun. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8121 Looks like you’re a squirt low. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8122 Your mustard's okay, but I would add a quart of ketchup. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8123 Here's your problem. The grease trap is empty. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8124 Eat this and you'll have gas for a lifetime. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8125 remember, fill it up with equal parts of mustard and relish, then top it off with celery salt . . . 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8126 I'm afraid we're down 2 pounds of pork. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8127 Doesn't matter if it's an organic model. It still needs full-synthetic oil. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8128 Yes,2 bedroom,1 bath. Wiener conveys. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8129 Apes deserve eternal punishment for their simian sins. They know what they're doing! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8130 All American, Schmall American, That will be One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy Six dollars for a new radiator. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8131 Shall I check the mustard and catsup? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8132 Now see, this level is at O-S-C, you really want it more at Y-E-R. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
8133 You are a quart and a half low on mustard. Leo Lane Petaluma CA 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8134 And just so you know, companies are stopping the production of this type of vehicle in 2035… climate change and all 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
8135 I 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8136 It should be illegal !. .and I'm a show off hot dog . .Well, frankly, my dear . . . 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8137 Yep, the usual. Not enough ground anus. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8138 It looks like you fried your chicken lips. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8139 Synthetic or all natural? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8140 Want me to top off your mustard? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8141 Where do I start, condiments? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8142 Don't wish to be this wiener lady, unless you've always wanted to have a busted gasket. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8143 No sir, we do not except payments in the form of hotdogs. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8144 Lower fat is not always good. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8145 Mustard? Sorry, we're a ketchup and kraut station. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8146 Yeah, I like to call this fix the ketchup catchup. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8147 I’d strongly recommend we not go with a synthetic blend this time 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8148 Mustard level is low. I’ll top you off with a quart. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8149 Yes, we have no bananas today 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8150 You are out of range, sir! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8151 You’re low on ketchup, lady. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8152 Your cholesterol's down a quart, but the nitrates are good. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8153 Relish is extra. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8154 You’re burning onions. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8155 You’re low on sodium ascorbate. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8156 Interesting... So this is the first thing you purchased after you were diagnosed with Micropenis!? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8157 Too much ketchup and not enough delli mustard. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
8158 Your ketchup is a little low. We have unsweetened, with corn syrup, or organic. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8159 Some wise guy infused ketchup. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8160 It looks like you forgot to change the oil. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8161 No, it was not a good idea to put cooking oil in your engine! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8162 You are not getting good gas mileage because it looks like the bun is overdone! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8163 Strange. Every time I fill it up, it feels like it’s passing gas. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8164 It's low on mustard, onions, and chili. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8165 Uh -oh, you've got ketchup in your condiment reservoir. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
8166 I need to park here overnight to recharge. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8167 If you think this hot dog mobile is big, you should see the crayon box 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8168 While your recreational dog is being serviced, help yourself to one of our cocktail weenie courtesy cars. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8169 Not so fast, food. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8170 It’s not the wurst case scenario ma’am, but it’s not looking good either 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8171 The level is good, but there is an excess of water in the ketchup. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8172 Yeah! Coney Island is back and still in New York!!!! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8173 Your down 2 qts of mustard. Should I check the relish? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8174 One round trip ticket to Frankfort Kentucky or Frankfurt, Germany? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8175 nobody told us to include mustard - sorry! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8176 Do you know any reason why the oil looks like mustard? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8177 The DNA results are in aaaannndddd YOU HAVE NOT KEPT KOSHER! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8178 Well, here is your problem. Catsup is not supposed to go on hot dogs. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8179 You’re not gonna find cart water up here mam. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8180 yes i do have a license! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8181 I relish the fact that you are low on mustard and other condiments. This dog was not meant to be treated in such a negligent manner, Madam! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8182 When is the last time you changed the oil? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
8183 My New hot dog,taking off to moon. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8184 your ice cream level is very low.. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8185 Yeah, it’s what I thought, she’s runnin’ hot. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8186 The synthetic oil will give you more bang for your bratwurst 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8187 Come on Oregon, let me just do it. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8188 It is nothing serious Mrs. Franks, you're a little low on sauerkraut, we'll need to top off your mustard and the relish looks good. Need any rolls? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8189 Plenty of mustard. A half quart low on catsup though 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8190 You need a mustard change and an onion and relish tune up. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8191 The salad needs more olive oil. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8192 Nope! The 'Tail of the Pup' in Los Angeles is longer. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8193 Oversized and under rated. My dogs bun is bigger than yours! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8194 I am afraid you have a turkey 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8195 I'm down a quart 0f oil and 30 gallons o mustard. 1.1194 0.03991 67 58 8 0
8196 It looks like all beef with mustard. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8197 Well, your oil looks good but you're dangerously low on sauerkraut 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8198 It's OK for a regular stand but for the State Fair, you want it a lot more saturated. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8199 I’ve heard that there’s rats in here, but I didn’t believe it. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8200 The cartoonist is a real dip stick. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8201 Your fryer oil is about a quart low. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8202 Looks like your low on the Grey Poopon. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
8203 Surprisingly low on oil. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
8204 You need to relish this. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
8205 As usual, it's the best 3 out of 4 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8206 Ma’am, looks like you’re low on sauerkraut. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8207 I know it looks like a real hot dog, but the engine needs oil not more mustard. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8208 These babies run on mustard. Why would you use mayo? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8209 Are you the one who swiped right? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8210 Yup, we were listing to the left ‘cause mustard is low and the last fill-up was faux meat. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8211 Frankly, your work doesn't cut the mustard. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8212 You are down a quart of mustard. Ketchup looks good for another weekend or so. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8213 This dipstick says I am almost out of mustard. 1.1186 0.04246 59 51 7 0
8214 You've got plenty of oil. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8215 Low enough to disturb Upton Sinclair. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8216 Your relish is fine but you're getting low on mustard. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8217 Yup. Low on mustard and your relish needs to be replaced every 20,000 buns. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8218 You've probably heard this before, your mustard is a quart low. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8219 You've been running this dog too hot. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8220 A little low, but frankly, you're not going to relish the real problem. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8221 You may not have a choice. The station run out of gas. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8222 Musk just keeps outdoing myself. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8223 I wouldn't have guessed you sold hot dogs if the design of the truck wasn't unique! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8224 Larry, this can’t be kosher. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8225 Welcome to Wawa, How may I take your order? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
8226 I think using mustard instead of oil has put your crank case in a real pickle. 1.1176 0.03647 68 62 5 1
8227 Ma’am, you can’t park the competition in front of the store. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8228 Do you prefer ketchup or mustard for for your weinermobile? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8229 Canning is popular does this tinker toy? Order the beast meal? Thirst my name$ 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8230 I'm sorry, using mustard just didn't work. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8231 You're O.K. on mustard and relish, but ya need a quart of ketchup. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8232 Fresh out of mustard. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8233 Mustard's really low. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8234 Filler up?, ketchup or mustard, Ma’am? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8235 You're low on sauerkraut and mustard 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8236 More oil is the last thing it needs. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8237 Well this says you are low on ketchup. But this being Chicago and all, I will have to call the police. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8238 The oil looks fine but your cholesterol is over the top. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8239 Uh-oh we have a problem here. We’re out of Grey Poupon! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8240 You can use a quart of mustard 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8241 Here's your problem, there's ketchup mixed with the mustard. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8242 You're low on oil. Is this vegan? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
8243 People act like they can't even see my store ever since this damn wiener parked here! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8244 I am happy to inform you that Trump powered Hot Dogs are simply unreliable transportation. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8245 The sodium level is a bit high; just add a can of diuretic to your next fill-up. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8246 How do they get such a big wiener betwixt those buns?” “Dunno probably with a crane. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8247 you think your blind spots are bad? when i first started, i was in a 1942 corn dog. only the top doggers make it to see bunless. @callahandalyjudge 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8248 Just gotta change your relish Ma’am. @faiseydaisy 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8249 It’s really remarkable. This thing never needs any gas. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8250 Well, the aerodynamics aren’t great and will impact the overall speed and handling, but the vehicle can run of off its own self generated fuels. The trick is making sure the correct ratio of mustard to ketchup are maintained as this will optimize the flavor of the ride. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8251 Rumour has it that it won’t run on any other kind of fuel instead of mustard 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8252 Sorry ma’am, it appears to be having some internal trouble. We think it might be ED or a timing belt failure. Honestly, I’m not really sure which is worse. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8253 i see this all the time. You’re completely out of relish. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8254 EACH HOTDOG IS EXACTLY 7 / SEVEN INCHES LONG! QUALITY CONTROL MADE SURE THEY ARE ALL IDENTICAL! 1.1169 0.02908 77 69 8 0
8255 We have to be self-sufficient. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8256 A tad low on relish, a tad high on mustard 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
8257 What do you mean ~ Page your Son ~ ? Is this crowd too much for you? AND~" What do you mean your bun is too short for your brat? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8258 It's not only low, it's yellow 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8259 if you want to make it to Times Square, it needs is a little more spicy brown mustard, slightly less onion sauce, and a touch of by aunt Lucy’s sauerkraut 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8260 Relish? .... Are You Crazy? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8261 Little Oscar would never have let the oil run this low. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8262 I think your wiener is down a quart 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8263 Ma'am, your weenie's too long for your bun and your throttle body is broken. That's why your idling. I recommend a full inspection, inside and out. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8264 The mustard is backordered 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8265 I hope I’m a wiener! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8266 I'd recommend the 60,000 mile lube with synthetic Plochmans. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8267 Your mustard’s a quart low, and you really should replace your sauerkraut before you get stranded in the middle of nowhere. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8268 Don’t worry Ms Daniels We will have it back on the road in no time @hoylakebeach 🙌 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8269 It's against county law for us to recommend any specific food for lunch. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8270 Ketchup OK. Low on MUSTARD. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8271 Yep…low on ketchup. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8272 You bought a ticket for the "hot dog express". Just what is your Beef? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
8273 You're a quart low on grease. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
8274 Her fuel efficiency is the wurst part. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
8275 Yes, the hotdogs come pre-cooked 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
8276 Before therapy I suffered from autophagy. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
8277 what happened to the hotomatic server, it quit citing unfavorable working conditions, too greasy 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
8278 Yep. Positive. Pupsicle should arrive at 3,000 miles. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8279 You're low on mustard, too much relish... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8280 Sausages aren't usually meant to be that big, right? Right? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8281 Soggy bun, just head south, you'll be alright. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8282 I just checked. It's a little low on mustard. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8283 Sorry...we've got Regular, Premium, even Diesel, but no Relish. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8284 Yer’ regular Weenie-Mobile takes a 5-W40 All-temp oil, while the Weenie-Mobile Plus, like this baby, takes your regular 10-W40 blend. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8285 You're the no ketchup, extra vegan mustard, fry it myself? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8286 Would recommend a full synthetic blend of mustard and relish 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8287 Technicolor's company cars are bought used 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8288 It's about a quart low on vegetable oil. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8289 A quart low on mustard. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8290 Lady, I wouldn't be selling them at a gas station if it was an all-beef wiener from a cow who ate only organic grass in a bun made with unbleached wholewheat flour! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8291 You’re two quarts low of mustard and could use a pint of pickle relish. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8292 Says to just call him Tony 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8293 It looks like you're low on fluids--mustard and ketchup. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8294 We omly serve weiners,not whiners. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8295 Are you using ketchup ? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8296 I'm sorry to tell you, but the Wurst thing happend.... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8297 Well, ma’am, this was one way to avoid soaring used car prices… But you’d better keep an eye on mustard inflation. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
8298 When you asked how are we doing on the oil , I thought you meant the engine one 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8299 Sorry maam we only sell burgers 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8300 I don't care how cool is your car, I'm gonna stab you anyway 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
8301 Your ketchup level is fine, but it looks like you're down four gallons of mustard. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8302 Looks like you are running low on oil and since this is a Chicago -style dog, you are going to need more mustard, onion, relish, sport peppers and a dash of celery salt. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8303 You are low on mustard. But the grease level is fine. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8304 Got any mustard? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8305 It turns out that your ride is okay. The dipstick is indicating that you just need to add a little more mustard. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8306 You're in trouble ma'am - you're a quart low on mustard and there seems to be diced pickles in your catalytic converter. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8307 You can fill up with either ketchup or mustard. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8308 Never use Gray Poupon in this model. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8309 I suggest the dijon, it gets more miles to the gallon. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8310 Your ride is an oily mess." "I was afraid it was toast. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8311 Get a new one ma’am. Adding some ketchup won’t help much longer. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8312 I think I’m going to get a second opinion, I just had the ketchup valve replaced last month 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8313 I said I offer complement services not condiment services. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8314 The fluid levels are fine except for mustard”. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
8315 If you want mustard, I'll have to tank up. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
8316 I checked the oil. We’ve only got enough for two more orders of fries and hot dogs! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
8317 To say, "Want my Weiner?" is still politically correct in this circumstance...I hope! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
8318 Fill her up ... Gasoline for the bread roll , and mustard for the sausage... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8319 We were going to build a subdivision but there were always excess buns. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8320 No mustard, just piccalilli -- we're going green. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8321 We definitely won't have that part in... but I can order it. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8322 Three Big Dogs, two with mustard, one with relish and onions on one with mustard and kraut on the other. Anything to drink? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8323 Are you sure you wanna do this? There's lots of reasons not to. I'm holding one of 'em right here. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8324 ‘Hot diggity dog….this is autonomous vehicle technology , with hot American mustard’. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8325 You haven't seen that Joey Chestnut fella around here, have you? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8326 Relish and mustard are OK but you're a quart low on mustard. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8327 Are you the person who ordered a hot dog for a twelve guest dinner party ? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8328 The ketchup's fine, but you're running low on mustard. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8329 It's the worst case scenario I'm afraid, ma'am. Your weiner's gone technicolor. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8330 Did you add ketchup again? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8331 We're outta Heinz. Wanna try Hunts? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8332 The mustard level's okay. You might try tabasco. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8333 See there's your problem, this is a high end dog - you need to be using Grey Poupon, not yellow 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8334 . “ Hue definitely made a difference! “ 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8335 Sorry mam, you should have used plant based oil. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8336 We're chased down the road by the 'Joey Chestnut Live' transport van. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8337 You won’t beat the hare by entering the rat race. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
8338 You're low on hot mustard. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8339 Yes, ma'am, it comes with a Holmes, or a Tucker, or a Berle. The Holmes and the Tucker are quieter. But the Berle, well, you know Uncle Miltie! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8340 If you can eat one of these bad boys, you will definitely win the Nathan's." 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8341 The grease provides both the fuel and the flavor. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
8342 Catsup is okay, but you're a quart low on mustard. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8343 It's beyond serious. A wurst case scenario! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8344 Even I don’t know what they’re made of! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8345 The radiator in this vehicle needs either East or Hudson River water only. It just won’t drive right otherwise. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8346 That's right, lunch or at the pumps--either way you're getting gas... 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8347 no . . . this model requires mustard 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8348 You are getting low on irony but I think you can make it to Disney World. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
8349 You need either a quart of mustard or a quart of ketchup. Your choice. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
8350 Let’s try again. Less pitchy this time….take me to the ball game… 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8351 Your olive oil is two quarts low. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8352 Looks like you got some relish in the mustard. Personally, I don't like relish in these babies. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8353 Leave it here with me. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8354 You should be using Grey Poupon 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8355 Looks like you're running low on the mustard. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8356 Your engine is running hot dog. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8357 It is well done, but, your mustard is low. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8358 I get plenty of gas but poor mileage with this dog. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
8359 Two quarts of Grey Poupon will solve the issue. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8360 Looks like another 4th of July spent with Joey Chestnut… 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8361 It's just looking a bit corny to me, maybe you should get it checked. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8362 Looks like you’re out of Krauts because you were using mustard gas. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8363 I’m going to be frank with you ma’am. What you have here is a huge glizzy 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8364 Maybe it’s time to switch from hormone-based fuel, we cant afford to keep raising the station’s canopy 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8365 A barrel of mustard and a keg of ketchup and it'll run just fine. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
8366 Hmmmm - it looks like your mustard level is low. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
8367 What,it won’t fly? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
8368 2021 Refuelling Customer: " Even my wheels behave odd, can you fill my tank from this far...Just social distancing..lol! Man at the Station: " They are tested positive, you can wait till I say it's negative. My machine is smarter!!" 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8369 Well, the bad news is you're running a little low on mustard. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8370 Your oil doesn’t cut the mustard. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8371 Not everyone would be in love with you. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8372 You're down three quarts of ketchup. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8373 Will you please ask if they are gluten free? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8374 You're a quart low on relish, Oscar. And it's great to see you again, my friend. How've you bun? Dammit... I mean how've you been? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8375 Yep, there's your problem....even if it's a hotdog, you still need motor oil. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8376 Your technicolor simulator is filled, but you're running low on relish. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8377 I don't think your banana and tongue depressor will get through the car wash. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
8378 We're selling "Block-long Hotdogs" 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8379 Once I add a quart of sauerkraut this puppy should be ready to roll. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
8380 Ultimately, we chose the Wienerbego because of the price point. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8381 I'm out of Grey Poupon, but could change it over to Honey Dijon. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
8382 She's low on mustard so I topped her up. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8383 Here's the problem --- you're down a quart of mustard. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8384 Hmmm...your cholesterol is running a little low, and your condiments system is showing an error code. I think you need a tune up. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8385 I haven't had to top off the oil in 50 years. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8386 Nope. Your mustard's fine. Your catsup is a little low though. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8387 Nope. We don’t accept wieners to pay for gas or fill up your oil. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8388 Looks like it could use a jar of mustard. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
8389 Hot diggety, you’ve overdone it on the mustard to water mix 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8390 Your Wiener Mobile needs mustard and mayo. No ketchup. Ketchup causes big problems! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8391 Ya' think this is bad, wait'll we get to the ball park. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8392 The clerk inside said the mustard pump is out of order. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8393 To Garage this vehicle, you will need to more than double the size of your home. You say your residence is valued at about $2 mil. Yep, that's about what I'd have to charge you. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8394 Here, at BEYOND REPAIR, we service all plant based vehicles. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
8395 NO NEED TO RELISH ON LOST TIME MA'AM . . . . WITH A LITTLE MORE MUSTARD YOU WILL KETCHUP JUST FINE! . . . . 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8396 Don’t forget to change the Relish every 3,000 miles… 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8397 3000 wieners or 3 months. Whichever comes first. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8398 Someone came in last minute and made a cash offer. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8399 What’s the wurst thing you could charge me with officer?” -Your story was full of bologna so you’re lucky it’s only a misde-wiener 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8400 Life at moments can feel like a sandwiched. We are being squeezed by all sides; and ultimately are doomed to be eaten. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8401 your oil levels are fine but your mustard seems low 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
8402 sorry but you have to use animal fat fuel only for this one.. the future is now ma'am 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8403 Mr. Chestnut, your ride is here. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
8404 After the HONY feature we went from inside the museum to the museum itself. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8405 The big one isn't real. We don't have any that big. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
8406 You see that line on the stick, yeah? It means you're driving a giant hotdog. Seems pretty obvious to me. I mean, I'm not even a mechanic. I just hose the blood and hair outta the bathrooms. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
8407 You’re almost 2 quarts low on ketchup. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
8408 And you're a quart low on ketchup. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
8409 Joey Chestnut just painted 76 of 'em this morning. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
8410 Oil change not needed honey, we'll make to the Nathan's hot dog eating contest in time after all 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
8411 They misread "Frank Speech." 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
8412 I have bad news. The fuel line is congested with nitrates. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
8413 This is your next pick to a Mars! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
8414 We're low on high-viscosity mustard 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
8415 Let me pass, Let me eat healthier. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
8416 You will see better performance with mustard over ketchup. And cut back on the onions and chili to reduce knocking. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
8417 Your ketchup is 1,000 pounds low. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
8418 We have diesel, regular, and ethanol out here. You'll have to go inside for ketchup. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
8419 Don't worry--the mustard bottle is on it's way. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
8420 Are you anyways ,Holda's friend? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8421 You are low on rat droppings and the sawdust needs changing. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8422 Your oil’s fine but you’re a quart low on mustard. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8423 You might have to get the part from a supplier that "has the meats." 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8424 I can't move it without permission from a higher power. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8425 Sometimes regular, sometimes premium; we don’t worry much about what goes in it. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
8426 Relish looks good, but you're a quart low on your Coney Island mustard. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8427 Looks like you need a quart of mustard. Do you use Deli or Dijon? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8428 You need to add some oil in the cole slaw. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8429 Looks like Peanut Oil to me. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8430 No of course I don't know what happened to the hamburger truck... what exactly are you trying to imply here? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8431 Your catsup is one quart low. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8432 Oil level is good but you're a pint low on mustard 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8433 Looks like overeating to me. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8434 I've got good news and bad news. The good news is I'm a certified moil. The bad news is we don't have a stepladder. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8435 Nah-h…this baby takes Heinz fuel only. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
8436 That will be 93 gallons of mustard and 37 gallons of ketchup. Who puts ketchup on hot dogs? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8437 What's unusual about this model is that the wiener is longer than the bun. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8438 That would explain the bitterness, but it means you’ve failed the ket check-up.” 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
8439 Well, here’s your problem—somebody apparently put chili dog oil in your frankfurter engine. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
8440 Olive oil doesn't work in this application. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8441 Here's your problem: some idiot used spicy golden mustard instead of yellow. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8442 Sorry,you didn’t book the mustard insurance package. All we have left is relish. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8443 Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8444 You’re going to need to fill ‘er up with Grey Poupon instead of regular from now on. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8445 Free marketing comes standard with each model. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8446 Nothing that a quart of Heinz won't fix. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8447 You're full of bologna. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8448 Sorry, we only sell the little barbecue trays. Try Walmart up the road 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8449 Your oil is fine but you are running low on chili and onions. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8450 You've almost run out of nutrition. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8451 At least I’m counteracting the obesity epidemic with electric charging. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8452 You know that water and oil don't mix, right? Well, Oscar Meyer and Heinz don't mix either, and there's your problem. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8453 No mechanic in Chicagoland will fill'er with catchup. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8454 Son, I don't know where you learned your wheel manners, but 'Tokyo drift' is not a dialect spoken by the Weinermobile. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
8455 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
8456 Mustard doesn't count for oil in the weinermobile. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8457 Amazingly, I discovered that mustard was THE world saving alternative fuel - if combined with sauerkraut. No more of those puny weinermobiles for me. But still, the kids won't try either! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8458 Looks like you're about a quart low on relish. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8459 Sir, we really recommend you wash your Wiener by hand. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8460 You’re about a barrel low on Relish 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
8461 Yes, in this case “may contain” includes leaded. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8462 Unfortunately someone put Dijon in her. The manual clearly states yellow. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
8463 Sorry, mustard only on this trip. Ketchup and mayonnaise will be along shortly. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
8464 The level of ketchup is low, man! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
8465 Your fryer oil is low. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8466 You have to keep your oil level full, otherwise your engine will get too hot, dawg. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
8467 I am sorry,with the pandemic we had to mobilize... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8468 The bun is a bit dry 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8469 I need 25 gallons of mustard, 30 of ketchup, 22 gallons relish and a quart of oil. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8470 I’ve got a delivery for Meyers, Oscar. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8471 You got fat in the fuel line. That'll be $5.99 plus tax-the Chitwood special, this month only. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8472 According to my dipstick, the cholesterol levels are sky high. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8473 Too much Dijon in the crankshaft! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8474 It runs on ketchup ... and some people hate that. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8475 Your mustard is fine but I'd add about a quart of sauerkraut. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8476 You're all set! Make sure to relish every moment of this family road trip 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8477 I am the official driver, but we have an opening for Mustard Applicator. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8478 There's your problem...Low Cholesterol count... 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8479 Yeah we have ketchup and mustard. But for the sauerkraut, come see me after 5 (wink wink). 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8480 I'm not checking for condiments. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
8481 It runs on mustard gas 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8482 You're two quarts low on mustard--I mean oil. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8483 Wiener for one? 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
8484 The New Yorker used to be a great magazine, but is now a piece of 'woke' shit under the pseudo-leadership of David Remnick. And worst of all, the cartoons are absolute shite. Nothing in the least bit witty about them anymore. Fuck Woke! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
8485 Looks like you got some ketchup in your mustard tank. 1.1064 0.03379 47 43 4 0
8486 Your levels are fine. Don't be afraid to put some mustard on it. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8487 Will charge you double the going rate 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
8488 If I was a guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, and back? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
8489 Water’s low, and not dirty enough if you’re headed to New York. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
8490 Ketchup is okay, your low on mustard. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
8491 Looks like your ketchups low, if you let it go nobody's going to eat it. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
8492 No, we do not have that kind of wiener. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
8493 Sure hot dogs are made from lips and assholes, but this baby needs oil and she’s low 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
8494 You're really low on mustard but if you'll buy 50 hotdogs from our counter, I'll top it off for you 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8495 Mustard level looks good, but you’re a little low on carcinogens. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8496 Trust me, sir. When this bitch delivers its pups, you don't want to intrude. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
8497 Yep, you're just letting the mustard get too low. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8498 I see, you're a shower not a grower 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8499 No, I don’t relish giving bad news. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8500 You're down 3 jars of mustard. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8501 Sorry, we're out of gas and buns.What's a hot gal like you doin' at a place like this? Stay put and I'll get you a free drink. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8502 Came through Chicago? You got like, no ketchup here. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8503 I'm sorry to say that your hot dog is low fat. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8504 You’re about half a Nathan low. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8505 Anthony's my name, Weiner's my GAME! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8506 There’s always money in the hotdog truck. No Really there is money IN the hotdog truck 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8507 You appear to have run out of sauce. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
8508 There's your problem, you're running low on rodent feces. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
8509 Looks like you are dangerously low on both catchup, and mustard. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
8510 You’re down about a quart of ketchup... or maybe mustard. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
8511 Taste of the past with the prices of the present, anyone 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
8512 This car looks like a hot dog but it’s not a hot dog it is a vehicle that is not food 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
8513 Well, I think that Oscar Mayer is the main problem here. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
8514 ...these things run on boomer nostalgia and that's hard to find these days" captio 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
8515 Yep, a quart low on mustard. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8516 Well, if it has to be all-natural, we could use that new mustard oil. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8517 Oh, don't worry. Ketchup burns very clean. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8518 Lady, if I vaccinate your hot dog car, Bill Gates wins. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8519 I guess having a weiner can be a lot more expensive than I thought. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8520 Looks like the mustard level is low. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8521 You got gas. You don’t need any more additives. You could definitely use more greens, though. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
8522 You're down half a quart in mustard and your sauerkraut needs to be rotated. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8523 It's not the oil that's the problem. It's your boyfriend. He's never going to commit, plus, he's an aardvark. And you know what they say; an aardvark can't change its stripes. Now, my husband and I, THAT'S a solid relationship. He's nice. Burrrrrrp! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8524 You need to flush your condiments. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8525 The hot dog keeps falling out of the bun,I think we 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8526 The problem is you're using ketchup instead of mustard. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8527 You're catchups a little low sir 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8528 But is Biden going to put 500,000 new mustard dispensers all across the USA? No! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8529 Wandering the world in the Wiener the World Awaited requires a wayward worrier. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8530 I see ketchup traces. I’m sorry ketchup is a serious offense in a Chicago hot dog. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8531 I don't care what they're telling you back at the factory - all that pink slime is clogging up your pistons and valves. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8532 Well, yippee! It's a perfect dip" 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8533 Keeping people off my tail is the biggest challenge. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8534 'Your Sodium Nitrate is down a quart.' 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8535 It looks like your down about a quart of mustard. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8536 Your mustard is OK, but the relish and ketchup are totally out. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
8537 You want a gas delivery or not? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8538 That check engine light means you need, let's see, four and a half quarts of ketchup, and I'll put in a bottle of mustard since you're doing city driving. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8539 I told you that once you switched to turkey it would be expensive keeping the flavor topped up 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
8540 Perfect, we've been sitting here talkin' all day and none of you ever bothered to learn my name. We're so buried in our phones. Instead of giving someone a real smile, we send an emoji. I mean, we don't even look at porn on our computer anymore. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
8541 Running low on mustard. Am here for a re-fill. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
8542 With this machine, we plan to beat Bezos and Musk in the Race to Space. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8543 Looks like this puppy’s low on coolant. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8544 Don't worry, ma'am, here in L.A. we may be running out of water but there's plenty of hot dogs to go around! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8545 everything looks fine, except you were down a cow's intestine 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8546 Yes, I do have a license to park my hot dog in front of your garage. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8547 Well, it doesn't seem to be the oil making the bun soggy... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8548 We were planning to meet the ketchup here an hour ago... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8549 Your oil has high cholesterol. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8550 You're down a quart of mustard and could use some relish. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8551 Really? A thousand bucks seems a small price to be what you truly wish to be. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8552 You’re a bit low on mustard, and it’s probably time to have you ketchup changed. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8553 27 miles per gallon - of mustard,of course. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8554 Ma’am there seems to be a bun- umm, a bug*. There seems to be a bug 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
8555 Looks like you've run out of ketchup. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8556 I paid a $200,000 tuition for this?! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8557 Your carcinogenic nitrates are a quart low. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8558 We're going to need a lot more packets of ketchup. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8559 I’m just gonna take as many of these shirts as I can carry and get out of here. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8560 She’s running sluggish so I’ll add some hot sauce. That’ll get her cooking. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8561 We’ll just need to top off the condiments and you should be good to go. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
8562 'It needed more fuel,' he said, omitting the part where the vehicle only took fry oil instead of gasoline. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
8563 You're down a quart. Go with the Gulden's yellow to make sure you don't run too hot during the summer 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
8564 Would you like to take a ride in my rather innocent looking van? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
8565 Sorry, but the world's gonna have to await this wiener for three days so's we can get parts from the warehouse. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
8566 You’re a little low on mustard and relish.” 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
8567 It's an NFT 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
8568 Needs a bit of relish. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8569 I gave you a full frank, and replaced the air weiner 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8570 Looks like you're hoofing it. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8571 We've had multiple reports of an unmanned weiner in this area. Do you happen to know anything about it, ma'am? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8572 Olympic Weiners Express 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
8573 I'm not worried about the race. I'll relish our ketch-up. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8574 She gets 25 MPG on Yellow, 23 using Dijon and 22 on the Honey Mustard blend but it’s better for the environment! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
8575 You're a quart low on relish dye 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8576 It's low fat. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8577 You're about a quart low on hoofs and snouts. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8578 Full tank of filler unleaded, please 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
8579 Your going to need a quart of musterd. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
8580 Yeah women always think I’m compensating for something driving this. But they’re wrong. I have a huge penis.” Confession, New Yorker: When I was in rehab I used to sit there and imagine fucking all the men in my therapy group. Even the ugly ones 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
8581 The problem is you still require standard motor oil. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8582 It could be wurst,but, luckily you're 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
8583 Condiments are an unconventional oil, but they make for a zesty synthetic blend in this hot cross bun. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
8584 I suggest K-Y® Jelly - #1 Doctor Recommended, 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8585 Your online order says foot-long... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8586 These pork models are real mustard guzzlers. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8587 I need to fill -up on relish Than god we generate our own GAS ⛽️ 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8588 Ketchup and mustard levels are fine. But you're down a quart on relish. 1.1000 0.03099 60 55 5 0
8589 You're three quarts low on relish. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8590 Lady, don’t start no beef with me. I’ll move it in an hour. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8591 You didn’t order a foot long dog, you ordered a 40’ foot long dog. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8592 Have you tried Worcestershire sauce? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
8593 These can be a dog to repair, so I would not relish it. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
8594 Animabus nostris, nostra sunt. Praemium non erit illic. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8595 Sorry, Ma'am. Looks like I'm fresh out of mustard. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8596 The dipstick says we need to add 35.2 gallons of schmaltz. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8597 - These things don’t just run on piggy power you know, ya gotta check the mustard and ketchup levels too! Geez Louise! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8598 Ah, this vehicle has what we call in the business a frankenfurter complex 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
8599 I said i want ketchup on it." captio 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
8600 I'll try as many places as you like ma'am 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8601 If you are broiling the dogs you're fine, but if you want boiled hotdogs you need more water 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
8602 No sweat — it’s just a teeny weeny problem. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8603 Lady, sorry but no way around it. Your weiner needs lube. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
8604 You're high on saturated fats and sodium; you could use some fiber and antioxidants. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
8605 We come in peace ("Klaatu barada nikto") ... but with nitrites, if your colon is okay with that. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
8606 - It seems that traffic enforcement camera recognition algorithm updated itself,today I got my first traffic ticket. Now is my update time. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8607 Looks like your down a quart of intestines 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
8608 It seems you're low on meat by-products. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8609 You’re a quart low. Do you use mustard or ketchup? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8610 Am I not a hot dog? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8611 Am Oscar Meyer’s grandchild. Ring a bell? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8612 The oil for this model only comes in a 10-pack. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8613 I am looking for a town big enough for my business so I can fill up my tank 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8614 Looks like it's missing mustard and sauerkraut. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8615 Thanks for coming - I know it's a weird place to meat. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
8616 Yeah, I’ve sauced the problem. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8617 We call it " The Frank Electric Further " 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8618 My weiner corrects color blindness. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8619 Would you like that with ketchup or mustard? 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
8620 One of your condiment lines must have ruptured after you ran over Joey Chestnut. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8621 I dont know...it just seems to have lost some mustard 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8622 The gas is $2.98 a gallon. The front left tire needs air and the bun as gotten cold but will cost you $600 to reheat. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8623 Mustard's fine. Gonna need to top off your ketchup, though." 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8624 You are dangerously low on mustard. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8625 It's not good... the mustard's mixed with the ketchup. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8626 Looks like she needs a couple quarts of yellow. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8627 The electric wiener mobile will eliminate the need for dipsticks altogether. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8628 Your problem is it's full of nitrates. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8629 People on the road these days are such weenies. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8630 We're gonna have to charge you extra for the low-carburetor bun. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8631 Now, were cooking with diesel? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8632 No sir, you cannot have this truck but you can have this $19 Fortnite card. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8633 Looks like your low on mustard and relish. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
8634 Too much mustard. OR Use only EVO. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8635 Well ma'am, mustard is in low level, so I suggest a refill... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8636 We found a serious lack of saurcraut. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8637 I'm sorry, we don't service soy dogs here. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8638 The menu is hot dog, hot dog, and hot dog. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8639 It won’t take long. Trust me…I was once a hot dog eating contest champion. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8640 What makes you rich and healthy at the same time?Green leaves! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8641 Look at the funbags on that hosehound 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8642 Like I said,a Dodger Dog ain't gonna get you far in New York. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8643 I told the guy that I prefer to pump myself. I should have known better than to take my weiner out on the Jersey Turnpike. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8644 I'm down a quart of mustard, plus someone tried to put Mayonnaise into my fuel tank. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8645 Well, yes, you will have to go through the hotdog truck to get to your house, but you're free to grab a hotdog on your way there, 'mkay? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8646 Frankly,you need to stop hot-dogging 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8647 You’re a quart low on mustard, and you should probably have your buns rotated. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8648 Uh oh, ketchup. You CANNOT put ketchup in this thing. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8649 The bun’s fine but the hot dog needs to go on the roller grill in a few thousand miles 1.0962 0.03082 52 48 4 0
8650 Trust Me, Its an authentic bow wow. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8651 Dispensing gas is around back . . . 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8652 98% cholesteroil 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8653 You're down a quart! But you're using yellow mustard again! I told you, a high performance, imported hot dog like this requires that you use Dijon mustard for best flavor and mileage! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8654 we are all out of mustard ! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8655 Trust me, ma'am. You don't want to know what these puppies are made of. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8656 Car's fine, but your cholesterol's off the chart. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8657 Take a left at the stoplight, go two blocks further and you can buy the BIGGEST hot dogs in town. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8658 I’m going to need 100 gallons of cooking grease 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8659 Always go by ketchup, never trust French mayonnaise. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
8660 Hot Dog! I’ve been waiting for the fully electric weinermobile. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8661 It looks like someone shoved this little stick into the crankcase. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8662 Once eaten ,this hotdog transforms into a colonoscopy. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8663 Sorry we don't have any ketchup, mustard or relish. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8664 It needs a top-up of yellow mustard. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8665 I told you ethanol was not good for a hotdog mobile. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8666 Sorry to say, this thing is cooked. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8667 I think I found the problem, this wienermobile is dangerously low on mustard. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8668 Your sauerkraut is low. That's why you're out of gas. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8669 Looks like you’re low on mustard and your ketchup needs a checkup. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8670 Yup. Looks like you put in catsup instead of ketchup. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8671 I don’t relish telling you that it’s low on mustard. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8672 I'm here for a corn-oil change. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
8673 It's a good thing you stopped, your relish is running on fumes. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8674 Time for another gallon of mustard. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8675 Well, I can tell you why it stopped working: this dipstick has a hot dog on it, and it's covered in ketchup instead of motor oil. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8676 Sorry, we have a no ketchup policy. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8677 I’m afraid your Wiener is a quart low on Nitrates and your Bun’s a little heavy on the Gluten. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8678 The motor oil's OK, but the fryer oil needs changing. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8679 Yep, mine has the same issue. I’ll get it fixed up for you. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8680 I'm sorry but we stopped selling vegan hot dogs when we figured out that our cattle thrive on them. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8681 Oil & water are fine, but you need to top up the relish! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8682 I thought they just gave *us* gas. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8683 It’s called I Think You Should Leave. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8684 This is Chicago. We pump mustard, not ketchup. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8685 Your credit card was declined. Recharging the weiner mobile is an expensive way to cook a hot dog!!! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8686 Joey Chestnut might have a hard time with this one… 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8687 Hot dignity dog,welcome home,America! 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
8688 For your vehicle, you need a little zip. Three quarts of Grey Poupon 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
8689 Ma'am we only sandwiches around here 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
8690 On the EV version of the Wiener Mobile, the only wiener that we are cooking is one you see. The rest is the battery. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
8691 Which genius put in mustard? The best combustion comes from sauerkraut. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8692 Yeah, these veggie dog vehicles are great, but you really gotta keep them greased or they will burn out on you. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8693 Oil is ok. Mustard and relish need filling up. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8694 Welcome! Which of our gases would you like? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
8695 We only repair this model if it's kosher. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
8696 Yep. The lobster tongues for these rolls come from gigantic radioactive critters, but it won’t hurt you none. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8697 You were real low on relish. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8698 You're running low on chili sauce. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8699 Well the issue is hotdog water isn't 'biodiesel.' 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8700 It's shy a mole of mustard but it should make it to Labor Day. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8701 Hot dog I love that weenie man 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8702 What wol 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8703 Dine in or to go? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8704 Tsk.,,,Looks like someone put MAYO into your Mustard dispenser gumming up the works. May need to replace the whole weenie. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8705 Sorry everyone’s out of the pickle & onion Oil… maybe some Mayo? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
8706 It’s powered by a different kind of gas. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
8707 I'm almost a quart of mustard low, but there is a deli on the way to our next festival. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
8708 A little top up on the relish and you'll be back on the road in a jiffy. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
8709 It I run out of gas it will run on mustard and relish. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8710 Any idea of the location of the nearest mustard station? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8711 You're low on relevance. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8712 To paraphrase Janet Riley: Hot dogs are meant to be enjoyed -- not motorized. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
8713 High octane ketchup and mustard to your right. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
8714 I'm putting in a Covid 19 vaccine plus a kid vaccine, shot 1 phizer. Kid slove hot dogs 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
8715 Your oil is dirty and running low - no more French Fries until you have it changed. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8716 Frankly, ma’am, your oil is way too low. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
8717 Sir I’m afraid your wiener water is low. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
8718 Well for one thing you are more than a quart low on mustard. That could explain why it is running so rough. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8719 Unleaded, diesel, no mustard, chief!" 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
8720 Congratulations! You can break the record by being the 77th human the hot dog has eaten. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
8721 But I thought mustard was a gas 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8722 You wave this baton in front of the orchestra but I have a feeling you're going to hot-dog it. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
8723 fill her up Grey Poupon 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
8724 No need to top up. The manual says it's self full filling. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
8725 The Wright Brothers' Plane knew no lanes, no bylanes ! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8726 "No wonder she's sluggish, someone snuck some vegetable oil into her." 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
8727 Due to the chip shortage, we are only serving fries 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
8728 Sorry Sir, we need to Ketchup some repairs, so you Mustard be patient. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8729 The ketchup is fine, but I need to add some mayo. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
8730 Yellow hotdog tested better than yellow submarine. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
8731 Oil is good but the hotdog is down a rat. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
8732 You're being fined for parking a hot dog in an illegal part of the premises. Please put your money where my mouth is. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
8733 No, it's not mustard. It's motor oil. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
8734 It needs a bigger Dog. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
8735 Low on mustard 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8736 Lookit,you're way low on mustard... do you want the plain yellow or premium brown kind? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8737 Ketchup's good, but you could top up with a pint of relish 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8738 If you want something organic, I’d avoid the synthetic blend mustard 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8739 No problem m’am just low on mustard 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8740 We're out of spicy. How 'bout honey mustard instead? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
8741 The tires, sure? But ya also gotta rotate the insides to avoid overheating. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
8742 No artificial fillers, please. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
8743 The dipstick reads "rare". So I think that means we've got a dry wiener here. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
8744 I always check the chip and dipstick. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
8745 Some fool put ketchup in the mustard tank! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
8746 The grease is running low. You may as well relish it while you can. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
8747 Ooh, sorry. You missed out on the position by a hare. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8748 You're about a quart low on mustard and the piccadilly looks a little loose" 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8749 I’m telling you, fat content and oil levels are two different things 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8750 Looks like you're low on ketchup ma'am. Would you like a fresh bottle? I can check the mustard as long as I'm in the bun. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8751 You only use Extra Virgin Olive Oil? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8752 I told you … you’ve got to stop filling the tank so full. She’s gaining weight! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8753 Frankly, No. I don't relish showing you that your mustard is down a quart. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8754 Mustard level is very low, and he wants Dijon, no substitute. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8755 Sooner or later you are going to have to catch up on your fluid levels. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8756 Your Dawg's Oily Dip Stick shows you will Weiner on to lubricated adventures only experienced by nomadic RVers. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8757 The dipstick is saying you are out of relish and mustard. Would you like a quiet of each? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8758 I'm running low, can you add a quart of mustard? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8759 You're good for one more ball game or 300 hotdogs, which ever comes first! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8760 Humm. We are losing a bit of mustard. It seems. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8761 Relish and mustard levels are Ok but you need a quart of ketchup. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8762 Looks like you're a quart low on the sauerkraut. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8763 So then the guy's in the store, right? In the hot dog suit. And everyone's all, Obviously this guy crashed the car, right? They don't say it, but they're thinking it. Then he's all, you know, he's not admitting to it. It's so fuckin' funny, ma'am. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8764 I thought it was for the mustard? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8765 Are you a vegan? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8766 You're a few packets low." 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8767 Miss, #1, it's a quart low, #2, I don't know if the oil is vegan or not ; and #3, You may want to think about switching driving jobs. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
8768 You’re down a half bottle of ketchup. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
8769 The extra mustard seems to be messing up the carburetors. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8770 Ironically, I’m a pretty cool cat 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
8771 One Catch of the Day, coming right up! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8772 You’re nitrite level is OK, but you’re about a quart and half low on artificial flavors, colorants and animal byproducts. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8773 I’m sorry you waited all day, I was looking for a broken down hot rod 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8774 Your vehicle had a severe reaction to nitrates 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8775 I think you overdid the ketchup. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8776 Your Wienermobile is low on ketchup 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8777 We sell insurance. It was the only rental left. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8778 I'm not going to try to sell you any baloney about your mustard filter, but it looks like your Trap Cap isn't stopping the watery stuff. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8779 Seeing how much MPG it burns, not everyone will be in love with you" 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8780 Yeah, some fellas say you shouldn't put oil in the low-cholesterol model, but a hot dog's a hot dog if you ask me. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8781 Darn, who put mustard into the fuel pipe????? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
8782 You're down two gallons of mustard. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8783 You could use a pint of relish 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8784 Don't you known that ketchup will ruin a good weinermobile? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8785 I don't relish in what this will cost you. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8786 It's good on ketchup, but you're 2 quarts low on mustard. Do you use French's, Heinz, or Gray Poupon? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8787 Please take me away with you, beautiful wiener lady. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8788 catsup? Your about a quart low. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8789 You’ll never get good performance when you’re low on mustard. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8790 Yes, take a right at the corner of Mustard and Sauerkraut then a left on Relish! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8791 I think you're down two quarts of mustard 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8792 The grille is fine,but we’ve identified several problems with the anti-roll bar. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8793 Either sing the Oscar Meyer song with RELISH or everything here gets mustard. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8794 I sell the scaled-down version. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8795 The relish is full but your mustard is a little low 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8796 It needs more than a weenie bit. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8797 It’s not a sandwich 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8798 Well, it’s clear you filled up on bread. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8799 I will get it done before your lunch time, ma'am. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8800 Hello, and welcome to the Oscar and Johnson’s vax site. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
8801 Take my word for it. Running it dry is gonna be better than ketchup-only. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
8802 I will gladly give you a dozen hot dogs Thursday for a tank of gas today. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8803 Looks like you have a full tank of mustard. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8804 Is there an anal option? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8805 The hamburger comes next week. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8806 Don't worry. I'd be more concerned with the cost of refilling the dijon. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8807 THE KETCHUP IS ABOUT THREE GALLONS LOW. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8808 I understand you're using what you have, but I recommend 10W30 and not partially hydrogenated soybean oil. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8809 There is something in your fuel line. I think it's mustard. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8810 On top, it's completely electric. Tax deductible! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8811 Yeah, it’s just as I thought, it’s a Kosher version! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8812 Ketchup's ok, need more mustard. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8813 No, you may not refill mustard oil. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8814 My diagnoses - using the wrong kind of biofuel - possibly contamination from someone mixing in hamburger grease or even worse Beyond Burger grease. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
8815 'So, everything really is becoming electric' Callum J. Rolfe, London, UK 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8816 My parents, Frank and Bunny, named me Nathan and growing up in Coney Island, I had a dachshund, Vienna. I guess you could say this was inevitable. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
8817 I dunno, normally this gives gas. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8818 It says 'Add ketchup if below this mark'. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
8819 You're about a squeeze bottle low. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
8820 Another citation from Mayor McCheese? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
8821 $50 bucks for 30 minutes.Shell over. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
8822 Contrary to what you thought, it appears your dipstick doesn't love you. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
8823 There, I wiped off the mustard. A couple more good weeks and we won't have to use MacKenzie's violin wand for a skewer. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
8824 Those reduced-fat dogs just don't have the grease. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
8825 Well I can see the issue right away. You are way too gorgeous to drive this hotdog all alone 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
8826 The Dog is dry. And we're out of Ketchup, mustard, and relish. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
8827 Is this Joey Chestnut's filling station? Got a delivery for him. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
8828 How long has your wiener been troubling you? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
8829 No, you don't have to switch to a synthetic. Regular motor oil is a highly processed 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
8830 ”Art allows me to get in touch with my other dog 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
8831 Here’s the problem. You’re low on mustard and you have too much oil. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
8832 You’re down to ten rat hairs. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
8833 Yeah man, it’s electric but it cuts the mustard! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
8834 Sorry, but it appears that your hot dog mobile is incompatible with the gasoline station. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8835 You're five quarts low on ketchup. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8836 I found the problem. You're catalytic converter is full of gristle. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8837 Looks like you need mustard. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8838 You're way low on mustard...Lady 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8839 Entrance fee: Eat twenty-three Chicago Dogs 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8840 Damn. This is a hard one. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8841 Can’t catch up to the mustard. Don’t get pickled. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8842 Welp. You're f-u-c-k-e-d. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
8843 Down a quart of potato salad 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
8844 looks like your gristle level is low and you'll need your spork plugs changed 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8845 You know, it doesn't run on mustard. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
8846 Your ketchup level is fine but going to need to top up the mustard. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8847 The oil’s OK, but you’ll need a quart of mustard. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8848 No, I don't do renovations. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8849 Your BUN is off the charts. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
8850 Your sign says ‘all you can eat buffet’. Did you think only hamburger vans would show up to pump gas?! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8851 Sorry Miss, we only have Unleaded Gasoline; we do not pump Mustard 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
8852 Ok, my dude! I just about have the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile fixed and ready for your family vacation, next week. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
8853 It comes with an optional Dachshund! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
8854 I actually saved a bundle even with the housing market being like it is… 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
8855 Bratwurst!? I guess we’re playing ketchup with German engineering. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
8856 Yup, this is the 6-inch you ordered. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8857 Looking ra'chere sir and your weiner could use some lube" 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
8858 I've seen more oil on actual hot dogs inside most gas stations 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
8859 It looks like you’re out of mustard. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
8860 Yes, we sell hot dogs inside.” 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
8861 Get your 'fill'er up' here. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8862 No wonder it doesn't sound right! You're out of mustard! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8863 She's supposed to be 100% beef, but in a pinch I'll take diesel. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8864 I say you are about 2 gallons short. Do you prefer plain, honey or Dijon? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
8865 "yessir, a delivery of premium methane for the Gas 'N Go" 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
8866 My first day of dieting is terrible.. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
8867 So, how about that Joey Chestnut? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8868 Are we doing synthetic or organic ketchup? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
8869 This is my new electric charged mobile diner,I can easily reach my next charge location before my stocks of buns and sauages need to be replenished, and I can pass on my lower fuel costs in the costs of a sauage in a bun 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
8870 It would be a better job if I were a lot smaller. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
8871 Regular or high octane? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
8872 You're two quarts low on mustard, and you may want to top off the relish". 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
8873 This time they won't get moldy, according to FEMA. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8874 Fill oit up with mustard. Dijon. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
8875 Your monosodium glutamate is low. When's the last time you had it changed? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8876 HereS the problem…Your mustard level is dangerously low. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8877 I'm sorry ma'am, we can't fit it inside the garage. You'll have to take this thing somewhere else for service 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8878 Sorry, but we don't do 'General Tsao's Chicken' with a side order of Sesame Noodles" 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
8879 Your a quart low on ketchup and the mustard is overflowing on to the relish 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
8880 Needs more ketchup. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8881 Gregory! We were asked to come celebrate the M-A-Y-O-Ral primary WINNER. This is so embarrassing - do you have saurkraut? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8882 Right. Two on the supercharger with ketchup. Why don't you go inside and have a schlurpie. I'll message you in 40 minutes. Relish with that? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8883 I don't want you to be a whiner,but you are not on the small list. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8884 I’m afraid we don’t carry that part, but the pharmacy across the street has a pill that should solve the problem. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8885 Mozzarella-filled is a bit of an acquired taste, isn't it? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
8886 Listen. I just drive the thing. But when Elon Musk says he has another answer to the fuel supply shortage you don't ask questions. Also pretty sure he was high. Like I said, I just drive the thing. Also, I'm out of gas. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
8887 I don’t relish telling you this. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
8888 Only high-octane mustard. Never ketchup. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
8889 Despite what it looks like, grease won't do..needs oil. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8890 I am submitting this caption for your wiener-mobile cartoon at 8:27pm ET July 12, 2021. The deadline has been auto-updated to 11:59 pm ET July 18, but was originally announced as July 11. Your contest page is inconsistent in this manner on Mondays. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
8891 Okay, the dipstick says you need an oil change in the french fries vat, but the ketchup and mustard pumps are fine. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8892 No, they said their gas pump hose would need to be at least a foot longer. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8893 I got the wiener mobile off of Facebook market place 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8894 ...oops! it's a gas problem, no wonder why you smell bad! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
8895 Sorry, Lady. We don't pump ketchup into weinermobiles." 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
8896 Here’s your problem: Some idiot slathered your ride with mayonnaise.” 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
8897 I ordered a Vegan salad 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
8898 Big lie, big dog, it's what everbody bites on today. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8899 Based on this dipstick, you have a serious mustard leak. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
8900 You're low on mustard, but you should stop using that bright yellow type, anyway. Also, I can fix you up with some good relish. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8901 You didn't fill it up with the green bottle of ketchup did you? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8902 Yeah it was marketing's idea, you know how truckers love wieners. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8903 We’ve got sauerkraut at $3.49 a gallon, mustard at $3:29 or relish at $3:09. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
8904 You’re a way low on fats. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
8905 I was told you needed gas. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8906 Sure it 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8907 Remember, you should never use peanut oil for a motorized hot dog. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8908 Listen hot dog, you can't park your winee mobil here 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
8909 You’ re mustard’s low and you’re sauerkraut needs to be changed.” 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
8910 this tells me that it is as empty as it coold be. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
8911 ...cause Arthur Steiner has a way with d-i-p-s-t-i-k. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
8912 I’d say you need 2 quarts of olive oil complimented with sunflower oil. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
8913 I am low on mustard and relish. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
8914 You're low on mustard, M'am." ...& caption aside, my sister-in-law trained the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile teams for years...& brought it to our house for our kids to ride 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
8915 Mustard and sweet relish to go 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
8916 Did you put Ketchup in this? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8917 Sorry ma’am, looks like you’re down two quarts of Gulden’s. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8918 Manager, we have successfully reorganized our supply chain by moving hotdogs from the store to the car then serve the customers. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
8919 Your oil level is ok, but the relish and mustard need to be topped off. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8920 Everything costs more if you go Veggie 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
8921 Whose idea to use mustard in the crankcase? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
8922 Ahhh you're about a quart low. You runnin' 5w-30 or 10w-30 canola? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
8923 I'm afraid it's very bad, looks like ketchup. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
8924 Synthetic or peanut? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
8925 Some wise guy keeps putting in mustard instead of motor oil. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
8926 I'd only do this for you, Madam, because of childhood memories. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8927 I’m from the future. Yes, everything IS still bigger in “future Texas”. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
8928 The pain you feel is empathic. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
8929 No one will accuse you of keeping a low profile. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
8930 I see your problem; this is a mustard lonely engine, it's not designed to run on catsup. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
8931 We're all out of nitrates, in the meantime, I suggest you BBQ it 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
8932 You need to change the water every day. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8933 There's nothing in our existing building codes that applies Mrs. Nathan. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8934 The oil is fine but the mustard level is low. Take the premium with 10% relish. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
8935 Sorry,we only sell weiners,not whiners. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
8936 In hot dogs we trust. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
8937 She uses ketchup to catch up... haha anyways my name is Matt 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8938 Okay, do you have your mustard cartridge? You are okay on ketchup, relish, onions, and peppers. Why not subscribe to an automatic cartridge refill program? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
8939 I'm trying to find someone to adopt this dog before Joey Chestnut can get it. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
8940 It’s a quart low on fat. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
8941 This glizzy sure is a guzzler. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
8942 If you like I can throw in some freebies: fins, spoilers, mustard… 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
8943 Holy smoke! Your bratmobile holds 200 gallons of mustard gas. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8944 Sorry, you're too small for the bun. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
8945 So basically, we sell hotdogs. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
8946 Would you ask Mr. Chestnut if he wants me to replace the mustard, onions and relish, because he's 76 gallons low? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
8947 @vine2bud "Well Mrs. Furter, seems your husband Frank didn't quite cut the mustard on his auto mechanic skills." 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
8948 The hot dog needs to be replaced. You'll have to go to Costco. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
8949 Yesterday I serviced a guy who loves the Big Apple, but his car just had a bumper sticker. Do they not have those for folks from Frankfurt? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
8950 You're down two squirts - synthetic 10W-30 or organic dijon? No jokes, I don't relish this job. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
8951 It’s a bit low on mustard and onions. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
8952 Good Afternoon Ms. Huma Abedin, We have Returned your Weiner 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
8953 No of course I didn't use Ketchup as oil. I used mustard!! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
8954 You’re not in today’s list. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
8955 M'am, you speaking too fast, I'm merely trying to ketchup. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
8956 Mustard's at full, but the ketchup is pushing empty. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
8957 Nitrates shmitrates, you gotta restore some gluten to this baby. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
8958 You were supposed to do the painting on the canvas, sir… 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
8959 In the current real estate market, you can buy this moveable condo for just $350,000. The condiments are extra. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
8960 I warned you about the relish. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
8961 A gas station attendant holds up a measuring stick to the driver of a large hot dog on wheels, outfitted with a front window, a door, and a small ramp. Two gas pumps can be seen beside it, in front there is an empty sign, and in the back–the station. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
8962 Yes Ma'am, I understand you dropped sociology at A-Levels after learning the phallic theory of why women like to use pens. But I can assure you, there are no pens in this expedition. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
8963 You simply cannot relish in free time while on the job. Now, mustard up all the energy you can-you have a lot of work to ketchup on. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8964 You’re good on mustard, but if you’re headed to Philly, I’d recommend a couple cans of 10W40 cheese. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8965 With mileage that high that old I would recommend upgrading to Grey Poupon. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8966 You need to top off the oil and grease, 'cause it's running low. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
8967 Looks like you've lost all your mustard. Get back to the shop immediately!! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
8968 You are a quart low on Mazola oil. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
8969 Unfortunately, you've got one of the low-oil brands. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
8970 [The vehicle conveniently blocks a storefront sign that clearly reads Meyerhout’s Sauerkraut Pump’n’Out] Driver: So, wait, you really don’t have any gas here? Attendant: Sir, this is a sauerkraut pump station. Our sign addresses this. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
8971 Someone put in the wrong type of transmission fluid. This could cost a bundle. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
8972 Sorry ma’am. Lips and assholes again. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
8973 Looks like you're running low on chicken feet. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8974 The oil needs changing and you’re low on catsup. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
8975 Welcome to Guard Dogs! What can I get for you? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
8976 You’re low on ketchup and mustard, but I wouldn’t add any more pink slime. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
8977 Although I ordered a dipstick , but I am looking for space too !! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8978 You’re dangerously low on mustard and relish 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
8979 Of course you can pay me in sausages, this is America goddamnit. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
8980 (Singing) Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, That is what I’d truly like to be. Cuz if I were an Oscar Mayer wienie, Everyone would be in love with me. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
8981 I relish this opportunity to help you . 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
8982 Well, you’re 2 quarts low on mustard; & I sense ya haven’t changed your sauerkraut in over twelve thousand miles. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
8983 Believe me, no one will suspect anything with our Trojan dog 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
8984 Synthetic mustard has less favor but it lasts longer. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
8985 Mustard Gas with Sauerkraut? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
8986 I don’t relish in saying this, but just ask for mustard on pump five. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
8987 Every day I live in fear of Joey Chestnut. That’s the reason I can’t stop driving. Stay in one place too long, and my car could get inhaled. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
8988 You're down a pat, and we only have yellow. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
8989 You are low on mustard! Theoni Moschetti, Boulder, CO 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
8990 A-1 sauce is totally wrong for wiener sedans” l d soderlind mpls m 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
8991 Unfortunately, olive is not an option here… 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
8992 I get that you enjoy putting some mustard into your driving, but you should stop putting it into your engine. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
8993 So, you want all I have? 1.0385 0.03846 52 51 0 1
8994 Ma'am, here's a hot dog vehicle which just like its two-in-one look is good on roads and can also fly. How much would you bid for it? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
8995 Someone call the Network and tell them Truman didn’t finish the drawing 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
8996 When’s the last time you tapped the side of the bottle? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
8997 Yeah, this happens when your olive oil aint virgin enough. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
8998 This dog is done, too much gluten has ceased up your bun 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
8999 No, no, it's all tofu these days. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
9000 I swear this has never happened before. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
9001 So if you think you're going to stay working remotely letting the kids take joyrides, while we ordered you to return back to work I'll just find your replacement on Monday. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
9002 It's very environmentally friendly - it runs on fried onions. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
9003 Is it bussin? 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
9004 Your mustard is a half barrel low 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
9005 Yeah, you’re about a pint low on mustard and your ketchup could use a fill too. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
9006 I’ve got a non-vegan hot dog if you prefer 😉 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0