Contest #762


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762

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “We’re really looking for someone with more lab experience.”
  2. “Do you have any experience working in a fast-paced environment?”
  3. “You will still get nowhere—it will just take longer.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-07-04T22:45:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-07-25T22:46:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-07-19T22:45:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 26, 2021
Number of captions 7076
Number of responses 901611
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 First, let me bring you up to speed. 1.8688 0.01397 3431 1403 1075 953
1 You're cold blooded. You belong in upper management. 1.8159 0.01073 5860 2616 1707 1537
2 Well for starters, you were 4 days late to the interview. 1.8052 0.00991 6364 2731 2142 1491
3 Tell us something about yourself. Where do you see yourself in half an hour? 1.7951 0.01073 5677 2554 1732 1391
4 I'll be honest, you're our diversity hire. 1.7843 0.01074 5479 2449 1763 1267
5 It's not actually enough that you identify as a hamster. 1.7801 0.01015 6467 3023 1843 1601
6 You'll be powering Texas. 1.7799 0.01096 5661 2684 1539 1438
7 Yes,they're all blind but see how they run? 1.7793 0.01137 5020 2306 1516 1198
8 Look, I’m not gonna give you the run-around. It’s a go-nowhere job, but you can work at your own pace. 1.7787 0.01046 5517 2409 1920 1188
9 I understand you beat a hare, but this is a rat race 1.7772 0.01039 6020 2775 1811 1434
10 You will still get nowhere; it will just take longer. 1.7690 0.01052 5636 2559 1820 1257
11 However, the 130 years of experience on your resume is admirable 1.7655 0.01107 4831 2129 1706 996
12 Yes, you beat the hare. But this is a rat race. 1.7625 0.01157 4690 2161 1482 1047
13 Slow and steady meets down the hall. These guys are here for the rat race. 1.7624 0.01050 5631 2574 1821 1236
14 Sure, you beat the hare...but this is the rat race. 1.7588 0.01232 4108 1896 1307 905
15 We're really looking for someone with more lab experience. 1.7575 0.01109 4912 2222 1659 1031
16 The job is pointless, exhausting, and will get you absolutely nowhere. When can you start? 1.7568 0.01331 3515 1626 1118 771
17 First spin class?” 1.7537 0.01152 4583 2098 1516 969
18 But I think we may have an opening for you over at the wheels of justice. 1.7532 0.01310 4020 2005 1002 1013
19 Actually, I think working remotely might be better for you. 1.7532 0.02408 1013 453 357 203
20 I should warn you that turnover is fairly high. 1.7493 0.01555 2485 1136 836 513
21 This is the circulation department. You want the mail room. 1.7423 0.02031 1533 733 462 338
22 In one month, I'll have you getting nowhere faster than ever. 1.7417 0.01513 2675 1254 858 563
23 - just then Steve realized why lying on his resume could be a problem 1.7403 0.01709 2183 1053 644 486
24 You may be in the wrong metaphor. 1.7401 0.01466 2859 1346 910 603
25 It's the blind mice - they'll never know. 1.7379 0.01465 2945 1417 883 645
26 You must be the temp. 1.7374 0.01378 3111 1435 1058 618
27 Good, I see you brought your helmet. 1.7368 0.01351 3340 1573 1073 694
28 These wheels provide power to Google, Facebook and Twitter. You’ll be assigned to the DMV wheel. 1.7357 0.01503 2910 1442 795 673
29 We don’t usually hire tortoises, but it’s not every day we find an applicant with 189 years of work experience. 1.7357 0.01599 2353 1101 773 479
30 Technically you work from home already. 1.7313 0.01423 3123 1519 924 680
31 You understand we're paid in cheese? 1.7311 0.01393 3046 1419 1027 600
32 So the wheel is out. Tell me about your maze experience. 1.7309 0.02174 1215 556 430 229
33 Now would be a good time to mention if you lied on your résumé. 1.7306 0.01879 1689 792 560 337
34 You sounded a lot…faster over the phone. 1.7301 0.01960 1504 692 526 286
35 For you we’ll need to reinvent the wheel. 1.7285 0.01504 2652 1253 866 533
36 The main thing is just to look busy. 1.7272 0.01451 2812 1320 939 553
37 To be honest, you were a diversity hire. 1.7244 0.01529 2652 1288 807 557
38 Don't tell me. You're from the control group, right? 1.7188 0.01946 1540 726 521 293
39 You do understand that there is no finish line? 1.7185 0.02095 1293 600 457 236
40 To fit in here, you're going to have to come out of your shell. 1.7142 0.01636 2169 1028 733 408
41 Your appointment was last Tuesday. 1.7123 0.01679 2120 1026 678 416
42 So now that you outran a hare you think you’re ready for the rat race? 1.7115 0.01679 2066 985 692 389
43 We've had a lot of turnover. 1.7094 0.01641 2085 976 739 370
44 All my clients looked like you when they signed up. 1.7056 0.01772 1916 941 598 377
45 Welcome to your first day working at the Electric Reliability Council of Texas, I'll show you to your generator. 1.7051 0.01877 1848 954 485 409
46 Do you have any experience working in a fast-paced environment? 1.7032 0.01755 1823 862 640 321
47 What do you mean what’s the point? 1.7023 0.01858 1767 880 533 354
48 Trust me, all of their before pictures look just like you. 1.7014 0.01860 1735 857 539 339
49 It's clean renewable energy! I don't see how even you could oppose that, Senator McConnell. 1.6996 0.02180 1365 709 357 299
50 Looks like you already have a hard body 1.6967 0.01913 1655 828 501 326
51 Our turnover rate is high. 1.6954 0.01887 1638 803 531 304
52 The interview was last week. 1.6952 0.02004 1483 736 463 284
53 The hare’s running behind. If he doesn’t show in five, it’s yours. 1.6938 0.01920 1548 751 520 277
54 Expired?! I literally bought my membership online and then walked here 1.6935 0.02002 1530 775 449 306
55 Well, OK, but if you end up on your back you’re on your own. 1.6933 0.01902 1562 754 533 275
56 You’re the diversity hire. 1.6918 0.01946 1541 760 496 285
57 It says here you were a teenage ninja? 1.6913 0.01974 1487 731 484 272
58 May I suggest the water aerobics class as a better option? 1.6890 0.02060 1270 601 463 206
59 I hope you're up to this. Our whole diversity program is riding on your success. 1.6865 0.03086 622 312 193 117
60 Yes, we do have a lot of employee turnover. 1.6846 0.02058 1335 654 448 233
61 It may take you a while to get up to speed. 1.6839 0.02073 1332 658 437 237
62 What if I told you that three weeks before they purchased the "Wheel" they looked JUST LIKE YOU. 1.6820 0.03083 607 302 196 109
63 I'm not on the list but my therapist prescribed group aerobics to get me out of my shell. 1.6818 0.02577 858 424 283 151
64 I’m sorry, but slow and steady is not what we do here. 1.6813 0.02541 844 407 299 138
65 We had you down for yesterday. 1.6794 0.02109 1254 615 426 213
66 I know who you are, but that was one race against one rabbit. 1.6787 0.02187 1270 655 368 247
67 Welcome to Animal Planet Fitness. You're here for yesterday's spin class? 1.6787 0.02200 1273 662 358 253
68 How would you say you perform in a fast-paced environment? 1.6776 0.02094 1216 583 442 191
69 So tell me, have you worked in city government before? 1.6754 0.02231 1223 635 350 238
70 Where do you see yourself in 150 years? 1.6753 0.02260 1192 619 341 232
71 Sorry, but we’re actually looking for employees who enjoy going nowhere fast.” 1.6730 0.02233 1159 586 366 207
72 You can’t go nowhere slow. You have to go nowhere fast. 1.6711 0.02256 1119 563 361 195
73 The good news is you’ll experience a runner’s high in approximately three years. 1.6708 0.02297 1124 579 336 209
74 I’m just saying, this might not be the spin class for you 1.6706 0.02246 1181 610 350 221
75 You should see this as a great opportunity to come out of your shell 1.6663 0.02333 1037 523 337 177
76 And you're three days late because...? 1.6655 0.02542 867 436 285 146
77 We encourage you to work at your own pace. 1.6633 0.02268 1004 485 372 147
78 Might be more comfortable without all that safety gear. 1.6631 0.02308 1027 512 349 166
79 Sorry sir but this is a rat-race” 1.6623 0.02450 992 519 289 184
80 Did you even read the job description? 1.6621 0.02362 1018 519 324 175
81 Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. 1.6618 0.02315 1035 521 343 171
82 I respect that you self-identify as a rat, but the answer is still no. 1.6603 0.02461 995 526 281 188
83 And this is your first spin class? 1.6600 0.03211 550 281 175 94
84 As you can see, this job does have some turnover. 1.6585 0.02363 981 493 330 158
85 Sadly, there aren't many opportunities for advancement. 1.6570 0.02432 933 472 309 152
86 Never expected to see you here, Mr. McConnell. 1.6557 0.02689 915 514 202 199
87 I have to warn you that slow and steady typically results in an electric shock here. 1.6555 0.02589 897 477 252 168
88 Welcome to the job, Let’s get you up to speed. 1.6551 0.02461 890 446 305 139
89 You’re late. 1.6537 0.02562 875 455 268 152
90 Perhaps you’d like to start with our trial membership. 1.6509 0.02463 888 448 302 138
91 The pace of work in Legal may be a better fit for you. 1.6506 0.02602 870 461 252 157
92 ‘Your interview was 4 days ago.’ 1.6490 0.02587 866 456 258 152
93 Everyone lies on their resume. 1.6489 0.02521 863 441 284 138
94 I didn't say you weren't fit, I said you can't fit. 1.6472 0.02567 890 473 258 159
95 Here’s the thing, no one actually wins the race. 1.6468 0.02524 855 437 283 135
96 What'll it take to get you into one of these babies today? 1.6467 0.02745 835 462 206 167
97 Did the temp agency describe the job? 1.6466 0.02522 849 432 285 132
98 Congratulations! By beating the hare you are now qualified to join the rat race. 1.6466 0.02667 863 471 226 166
99 Incredible, isn’t it? Six weeks ago, they looked just like you! 1.6459 0.02693 833 451 226 156
100 Admittedly, we have high turnover. 1.6455 0.02510 852 433 288 131
101 Sorry, man… we’re more into getting nowhere fast. 1.6455 0.02739 818 447 214 157
102 Slow and steady is old school, we're looking for fast and stupid. 1.6446 0.02923 664 348 204 112
103 Give it to me straight, was beating the hare just resume padding? 1.6440 0.02643 778 399 257 122
104 You don’t need to exercise, you will outlive us all. 1.6437 0.02685 783 410 242 131
105 Um, your reservation was for 2017. 1.6423 0.02678 808 430 237 141
106 Sorry. It’s called a rat race for a reason. 1.6422 0.02698 805 431 231 143
107 Buddy, it’s called a rat race for a reason 1.6416 0.02622 823 433 252 138
108 Choose any one. I'm sure they'll all be done before you get there. 1.6415 0.02678 795 420 240 135
109 Have you tried a spin class before? 1.6398 0.02664 794 418 244 132
110 Slow and steady doesn’t really help here. 1.6392 0.02598 765 385 271 109
111 it’s outta my hands Richard … the guys in the white lab coats tell me I gotta let ya go 1.6390 0.02730 748 392 234 122
112 Spin class isn’t for everybody 1.6383 0.02732 752 396 232 124
113 If you like going nowhere fast, this is the job for you. 1.6372 0.02799 747 403 212 132
114 It says here you beat a rabbit. 1.6372 0.02760 769 415 218 136
115 Look, those people who told you "do what you love"...they were lying. 1.6367 0.02984 622 326 196 100
116 I’ll be honest, our turnover rate is pretty high. 1.6356 0.02792 719 380 221 118
117 It's best that you continue working from home. 1.6347 0.02753 709 367 234 108
118 It was your reference from the hare that put you over the top. 1.6335 0.02827 704 374 214 116
119 Look, slow and steady is not a fitness goal. 1.6333 0.02833 739 404 202 133
120 You'll be fine. We're not hamsters either. 1.6333 0.02761 709 369 231 109
121 This is New York. To enter the ratrace, you have to come out of your shell. 1.6322 0.02961 658 355 190 113
122 In your resume you sounded... furrier. 1.6313 0.02769 716 377 226 113
123 Our spin class will really help you come out of your shell. 1.6304 0.02845 690 367 211 112
124 It’s not strictly about speed. You can earn points for style. 1.6280 0.02774 672 345 232 95
125 I thought we were done with the diversity hires after they gave me these 3 blind mice 1.6274 0.02956 671 368 185 118
126 This is the rat race. The one for tortoises and hares was last week. 1.6269 0.02899 654 347 204 103
127 Sir, your reservation was for two hours ago. 1.6269 0.02864 662 349 211 102
128 Let me get this straight: You want to train for an Aesop fable?! 1.6264 0.03061 613 333 176 104
129 Sorry fella, you want the rabbit race. This is the rat race. 1.6236 0.03030 643 356 173 114
130 I don't care that you identify as a hamster. 1.6235 0.03066 656 372 159 125
131 What will it take to get you in that wheel today? 1.6235 0.02903 656 351 201 104
132 Those three looked just like you when they started 1.6221 0.03074 606 331 173 102
133 Of course you’re not just a diversity hire. 1.6216 0.02934 629 334 199 96
134 Loved what you did with the Hare. This is going to be a little different. . . 1.6210 0.02929 649 350 195 104
135 So, your résumé says you beat a hare? 1.6206 0.02889 651 347 204 100
136 Senator McConnell? You're late. 1.6189 0.03341 593 352 115 126
137 We encourage all employees to work at their own pace. 1.6180 0.02938 589 305 204 80
138 For a low monthly fee, you can go nowhere at your own pace. 1.6178 0.03025 594 318 185 91
139 But…. I identify as a hamster. 1.6139 0.03202 575 323 151 101
140 Trust me, once you get up to speed, you'll love being back in the office. 1.6120 0.03022 598 324 182 92
141 A spinning class is just what you need to get out of your shell. 1.6105 0.03216 570 322 148 100
142 If you have to ask what the point is, maybe it just isn’t for you. 1.6104 0.03196 539 294 161 84
143 Yes I am aware, but I identify as a mouse 1.6098 0.03225 551 307 152 92
144 See the difference is, you get someplace slowly, we get no place fast. 1.6085 0.03310 544 310 137 97
145 To be honest, you should probably start with a day pass. 1.6071 0.03175 537 292 164 81
146 I’m sorry but your reservation was for two hours ago. 1.6066 0.03121 544 293 172 79
147 I need the grant. Try." 1.6056 0.03141 535 288 170 77
148 Welcome. We’ve been placing a new emphasis on diversity hires … 1.6055 0.03085 545 291 178 76
149 I suggest that you come back on a slow day. 1.6055 0.03273 512 281 152 79
150 Before you start the job we need to get you up to speed. 1.6040 0.03040 548 290 185 73
151 Must be a typo. We advertised "hair-raising" , not "hare racing." 1.6012 0.03398 519 300 126 93
152 You looked different on the Zoom interview 1.6008 0.03284 501 275 151 75
153 Are you certain? We charge by the hour. 1.6000 0.03164 495 261 171 63
154 I just don’t think this is in your wheelhouse. 1.5992 0.03185 509 274 165 70
155 Well of course they’re having trouble. They’re blind. 1.5988 0.03440 501 289 124 88
156 Well, Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Ted Cruz are spinning their wheels, but you, Senator McConnell, would just slooooow evvvvverything dowwwwwn. 1.5985 0.03324 523 298 137 88
157 I don't care how many rabbits you beat. 1.5981 0.03237 525 292 152 81
158 Sorry, even with your own protective gear, you still need to sign our liability waiver. 1.5970 0.03299 474 256 153 65
159 I've gotta be honest: we have a high turnover. 1.5961 0.03170 510 275 166 69
160 Any references besides Aesop? 1.5960 0.03376 500 284 134 82
161 We need you to skew the data 1.5955 0.03361 487 272 140 75
162 This is a Spin Class. I believe you’re looking for Water Aerobics? 1.5950 0.03294 516 291 143 82
163 Says here you once outraced a rabbit. 1.5949 0.03226 506 277 157 72
164 Yes, I found an appointment in your name for 3:00 pm July 6th . . . 2019. 1.5948 0.03300 501 279 146 76
165 Sorry, it says here your job interview was last week. 1.5935 0.03350 460 250 147 63
166 I'm just saying, it's supposed to be about the journey, not the destination. 1.5924 0.03205 503 274 160 69
167 I understand you have a hard shell sir, but everyone signs the waiver. It’s company policy. 1.5924 0.03399 471 263 137 71
168 I'm sorry, but it IS called the RAT race, after all... 1.5910 0.03382 467 259 140 68
169 We have tons of other cardio options, have you seen our pool 1.5905 0.03371 464 256 142 66
170 ‘I’m sorry, we’re really looking for someone who can hit the ground running.’ 1.5903 0.03463 476 273 125 78
171 We're looking to hire a number of turtles in an effort to reduce turnover. 1.5897 0.03308 507 287 141 79
172 Welcome back to the office. Shells are no longer required. 1.5896 0.03308 463 251 151 61
173 No, I am NOT “body shaming” you. It just won’t work. 1.5881 0.03358 454 248 145 61
174 A quarter rotation today. You’re improving! 1.5874 0.03254 446 235 160 51
175 They're bringing out the cheese soon so don't worry, you'll have this place to yourself. 1.5869 0.03370 472 264 139 69
176 Right. Um … so … other than your patience, what else do you feel best suits you for this position? 1.5867 0.03425 467 264 132 71
177 What do you mean, you're shutting it down because we're not getting anywhere?! 1.5866 0.03529 433 243 126 64
178 Doesn't matter. You still only get 20 minutes. 1.5857 0.03490 449 254 127 68
179 How are you with mazes? 1.5853 0.03435 463 262 131 70
180 The only opening we have is the Texas Power Grid. But if you don’t mind me saying so, sir, I think you’re a perfect fit. 1.5839 0.03723 435 259 98 78
181 It's a triple blind mice study. 1.5830 0.03383 470 265 136 69
182 No, this is the line for the rat race. 1.5830 0.03493 458 263 123 72
183 We're looking for someone who can keep a steady pace for the next 150 years. 1.5821 0.03576 414 232 123 59
184 Start at your own pace. 1.5820 0.03471 433 241 132 60
185 This is a rat race, the hare is next door 1.5814 0.03564 442 255 117 70
186 The hare told me I’d be a fool not to hire you. 1.5785 0.03526 446 257 120 69
187 According to this, your membership expired five years ago. 1.5780 0.03655 410 235 113 62
188 Here are three blind mice. See how they run. 1.5772 0.03549 421 238 123 60
189 Here, there are no winners 1.5763 0.03503 413 229 130 54
190 It can’t be that hard; I won my last race. 1.5761 0.03511 427 241 126 60
191 Everyone starts off in training wheels. 1.5758 0.03635 396 223 118 55
192 Sorry, you're in the wrong metaphor. 1.5754 0.03639 398 225 117 56
193 Actually, there was a typo in the ad. It should have said "full throttle" not full turtle. 1.5751 0.03726 386 220 110 56
194 Have you read the job description? 1.5747 0.03572 395 219 125 51
195 Are you sure you want to join the rat race? 1.5743 0.03546 404 225 126 53
196 I'm sorry but your reservation was for two weeks ago. 1.5742 0.03534 411 230 126 55
197 You have fun, you don't have fun; it's still five tickets. 1.5733 0.03723 389 223 109 57
198 Your reservation was for three years ago. 1.5725 0.03679 407 236 109 62
199 Final question, have you been underneath the refrigerator or inside any walls in the past 14 days? 1.5714 0.03670 413 241 108 64
200 Our rates are either by the hour or by the lap. For you I’d recommend by the lap. 1.5707 0.03563 417 238 120 59
201 The hare story is impressive, but can you handle having no goal? 1.5703 0.03717 370 208 113 49
202 Are you the diversity hire? 1.5689 0.03738 399 234 103 62
203 Do you identify as a hamster? 1.5689 0.03738 399 234 103 62
204 Sure, but less literally, it's about the futility of capitalism. 1.5683 0.03627 410 237 113 60
205 Sorry, it's a rat race! 1.5681 0.03886 382 228 91 63
206 I wasn't a gym rat either. But look at me now. 1.5668 0.03668 397 229 111 57
207 Just forget everything you know about 'slow and steady.' 1.5665 0.03732 376 215 109 52
208 I’m sorry but there’s a reason it’s called a rat race. 1.5663 0.03651 392 224 114 54
209 The others are tired of having to flip you back over. 1.5656 0.03726 389 226 106 57
210 I’m sorry sir, but this is a rat race. 1.5645 0.03725 372 212 110 50
211 Actually, it's taken . . but I have a maze I think I could fit you into . . 1.5645 0.03783 349 196 109 44
212 Which category? Speed or endurance? 1.5640 0.03586 383 214 122 47
213 If you want to join the rat race, you are going to have to come out of your shell. 1.5636 0.03721 385 223 107 55
214 I notice you only worked for one day at the Amazon warehouse 1.5633 0.03760 387 227 102 58
215 As I mentioned in the ad, we are a very fast-paced environment. 1.5628 0.03671 366 205 116 45
216 Why, yes. We do experience quite a high turnover rate in this line of work. 1.5623 0.03904 345 199 98 48
217 I take it you don’t usually come to spin class. 1.5620 0.03684 395 230 108 57
218 This is Sprints. Marathons down the hall, on the right. 1.5618 0.03546 372 204 127 41
219 I'm sorry, but your reservation was for last week. 1.5611 0.04018 360 218 82 60
220 Listen barry, i get that you identify as a mouse... 1.5610 0.03935 344 200 95 49
221 Wrong door. "Slow and Steady" is down the hall. 1.5607 0.03671 387 223 111 53
222 Are you sure you understand the qualifications? 1.5605 0.03723 380 220 107 53
223 Remember, it's the journey not the destination. 1.5601 0.03918 341 197 97 47
224 But would you consider working remotely -- say, from our Galapagos office? 1.5598 0.03945 343 200 94 49
225 Yes, it always fills up right after the New Year. 1.5595 0.03643 370 208 117 45
226 Look I’m glad you’re coming out of your shell but the rat race just isn’t for you. 1.5593 0.03871 354 206 98 50
227 Victory over hare duly noted, but not in the skill set we're looking for. 1.5591 0.03735 381 222 105 54
228 It's a complete waste of time, but it beats writing cartoon captions. 1.5587 0.03935 349 205 93 51
229 We’re hoping you can help show the other employees the value of pacing themselves. 1.5587 0.03561 349 188 127 34
230 Sorry, I think you’re in the wrong cliché 1.5586 0.04014 333 195 90 48
231 On the other hand, you get paid by the hour. 1.5584 0.03687 385 223 109 53
232 You’re late. We started without you. 1.5583 0.03761 360 206 107 47
233 You say you want a revolution. You mean, like, one revolution. 1.5581 0.03921 353 208 93 52
234 So your therapist thinks this may help you come out of your shell, huh? 1.5580 0.03555 371 205 125 41
235 I think you want the Tai Chi class next door 1.5575 0.03616 348 190 122 36
236 You're late. The test was yesterday. 1.5572 0.03932 332 191 97 44
237 You don't quite look as nimble as your headshot. 1.5568 0.03802 370 217 100 53
238 Better Late Than Never 1.5565 0.03934 354 210 91 53
239 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.5552 0.03787 362 210 103 49
240 You're in luck. We recently added a "slow and steady" membership plan. 1.5552 0.03602 353 194 122 37
241 I can't explain it. It's really addictive. 1.5545 0.04011 321 186 92 43
242 I bring diversity to the sport. 1.5544 0.03614 377 214 117 46
243 Don't be discouraged! The main thing is you're here; you walked through those doors and you're ready to make a change. 1.5543 0.03700 368 211 110 47
244 I don’t give a rat’s ass. You’re late! 1.5530 0.03831 349 202 101 46
245 You really don't look anything like your photo. 1.5529 0.03818 340 194 104 42
246 Frankly, we could use a little 'slow and steady' in the office. What we're currently doing is a disaster. 1.5521 0.03782 355 205 104 46
247 If you can get on, be my guest. 1.5512 0.03888 332 191 99 42
248 You better be good. We turned down a rabbit for this because of you. 1.5510 0.03905 343 201 95 47
249 You identify as a hamster? Cool. I identify as Walter Cronkite 1.5507 0.04099 345 212 76 57
250 The point? I'm not sure I understand your question. 1.5495 0.04041 313 182 90 41
251 Sir, I understand it took you forever to get here and that’s kind of the point. 1.5491 0.03895 326 187 99 40
252 I'm sorry. They sent you to the wrong department. This is the rat race. 1.5491 0.03990 326 191 91 44
253 You going for distance or time? 1.5489 0.04003 317 184 92 41
254 So,what are your fitness goals? 1.5485 0.03954 330 193 93 44
255 You’ll be perfect for the Senate. Sit over there. 1.5475 0.04148 305 180 83 42
256 I know but let’s be honest, the rabbit fell asleep. 1.5475 0.03842 358 212 96 50
257 Try to fit in 1.5469 0.03824 320 180 105 35
258 We offer endless opportunity for advancement. 1.5460 0.03992 326 192 90 44
259 Have you talked to the swim team? 1.5452 0.03890 332 193 97 42
260 Can you explain the 10 year gap since you beat the hare? 1.5452 0.03942 310 177 97 36
261 You're on wheel #3 in 40 minutes, try not to be late! 1.5444 0.03877 349 207 94 48
262 Sorry, you’re just not cut out for the rat race. 1.5438 0.03805 331 189 104 38
263 Sure, we go nowhere. But FAST! 1.5437 0.03979 309 178 94 37
264 And the best part is, you get to work from home 1.5434 0.04012 311 181 91 39
265 Just in case you get stuck on your back, sign this waiver of liability. 1.5433 0.03842 335 194 100 41
266 ‘We’re looking to diversify our workforce’ 1.5432 0.04011 324 192 88 44
267 No. Your metaphor is down the hall in 403; the room with the hare. 1.5432 0.03896 359 217 89 53
268 Who’s Kafka? 1.5418 0.03924 323 188 95 40
269 You’re gonna need to come out of your shell. 1.5415 0.03976 301 172 95 34
270 Don't worry. You're all gonna arrive at the same time. 1.5414 0.03958 314 182 94 38
271 The rules state - No protective gear allowed. 1.5405 0.03997 296 169 94 33
272 Our preliminary results suggest you guys actually do better in the long run. 1.5405 0.04110 296 173 86 37
273 So, tell us more about this ‘slow and steady’… 1.5399 0.03849 326 188 100 38
274 I won't sugarcoat it Jeff: your numbers are down. 1.5394 0.04056 317 189 85 43
275 Diversity? Hell no, this is a rat race! 1.5387 0.04210 297 178 78 41
276 Yes, I know you beat the hare 1.5379 0.04088 290 168 88 34
277 Speed is not the issue Carl, it's the extra weight that concerns me 1.5367 0.04070 300 176 87 37
278 I will need you to sign this release form in case of shell shock. 1.5362 0.04110 304 181 83 40
279 Sorry, the Maze was yesterday. 1.5358 0.03994 321 191 88 42
280 I know the power is out... we're working as fast as we can. 1.5356 0.04260 295 179 74 42
281 Congratulations again on beating the hare. We're very excited to work with you. 1.5345 0.04160 275 159 85 31
282 Nothing personal, but you're a fucking turtle. 1.5341 0.04326 337 221 52 64
283 I'm racing the hare next month and want to work on my stamina. 1.5324 0.03821 293 163 104 26
284 I’m sorry but even the job posting stated this is a fast-paced work environment. 1.5324 0.04087 293 172 86 35
285 We’re looking for a change of pace 1.5319 0.04146 282 165 84 33
286 So you’re the new diversity hire, huh? 1.5315 0.04103 286 167 86 33
287 What took you so long? 1.5300 0.04226 283 169 78 36
288 Ok...We'll start you off slow. 1.5300 0.03904 300 172 97 31
289 Ok, so we definitely should have asked for your species on the application form, that's on us. 1.5298 0.04114 285 167 85 33
290 I'm afraid you're just not cut out for the rat race, sir. 1.5294 0.04130 289 171 83 35
291 Like I said, fast-paced work environment. 1.5288 0.04011 295 172 90 33
292 Are you trying to lose weight or gain muscle? 1.5286 0.04047 297 175 87 35
293 As a matter of fact, they are blind, yes. 1.5286 0.04138 280 164 84 32
294 I'll need a doctor's note. 1.5282 0.04244 284 171 76 37
295 We’re more than just a shell company. 1.5282 0.04064 284 165 88 31
296 You're late due to a bad hare day? 1.5282 0.04155 284 168 82 34
297 You're what we call the control subject. 1.5275 0.04280 273 163 76 34
298 My boss is gonna kill me, but I think you should try our pay-by-the-mile plan instead. 1.5274 0.04268 292 179 72 41
299 We were impressed by your performance against the hare 1.5263 0.04085 285 167 86 32
300 Scientifically, we still can't figure out how you beat the rabbit. 1.5259 0.04252 270 160 78 32
301 Thanks for joining the team. We really need a change of pace around here. 1.5258 0.03993 291 169 91 31
302 Listen, it may win the race, but it won’t generate the power we need. 1.5254 0.03953 295 171 93 31
303 Sometimes you just have to come out of your shell and try new things. 1.5250 0.04077 280 163 87 30
304 No, but I like your attitude. 1.5249 0.04293 261 154 77 30
305 Late again for spin class. What's you excuse this time? 1.5243 0.04385 267 162 70 35
306 I really think my spin class will help you break out of your shell. 1.5243 0.03850 309 179 98 32
307 Due to our high turnover rate we'd like to try your slow and steady approach. 1.5241 0.04017 311 187 85 39
308 Sorry, but your resume shows you lack experience in getting nowhere fast. 1.5240 0.04213 292 178 75 39
309 You're ready for the Hare, Frank. You don't need us anymore. 1.5236 0.04278 296 184 69 43
310 This IS the beginners class. 1.5235 0.04265 277 167 75 35
311 I think you're better suited for upper management 1.5233 0.04468 258 157 67 34
312 Where do I see myself in five years? You're kidding, right? 1.5229 0.04416 262 159 69 34
313 You won’t beat him again with that slow and steady crap. 1.5227 0.04325 264 158 74 32
314 We’re all still trying to beat that goddamn hare. How’d you do it? 1.5221 0.04325 272 165 72 35
315 Rodents only, huh? Did I fail to mention I am also an attorney? 1.5217 0.04369 276 170 68 38
316 Are you sure you are ready for corporate America? 1.5213 0.04327 282 174 69 39
317 Sorry, fella- this is the fast track. 1.5210 0.04281 286 176 71 39
318 You looked different on Zoom. 1.5209 0.04236 263 155 79 29
319 There’s no finish line so everybody wins. 1.5201 0.04282 273 165 74 34
320 So why do you want to work for Goldman Sachs? 1.5192 0.04671 260 166 53 41
321 Try to be on time tomorrow, ok? 1.5181 0.04185 276 165 79 32
322 Legally, I’m not allowed to say diversity hire.. 1.5176 0.04217 284 173 75 36
323 You weren't my first choice until I heard you beat the hare in a footrace. 1.5174 0.04319 259 155 74 30
324 Welcome to Amazon, I’ll show you around the fulfillment center. 1.5171 0.04437 263 162 66 35
325 so what are your weight loss goals? 1.5155 0.04401 258 157 69 32
326 This is training for the Rat Race. You want Tortoise and Hare Training next door. 1.5150 0.04335 266 162 71 33
327 You can give it a try, but no one's ever won. 1.5148 0.04254 270 163 75 32
328 This is an existential struggle, not a simple race. 1.5145 0.04482 241 145 68 28
329 I'm sorry, but the pre-employment exam results indicate that you're just a hare too slow. 1.5139 0.04349 251 150 73 28
330 So, your resume says you're more of a marathon runner. 1.5137 0.04115 255 147 85 23
331 You want Aquatics. Ninth floor, first door. 1.5133 0.04203 263 156 79 28
332 I'd like to talk to you about working from home. 1.5133 0.04438 263 163 65 35
333 I understand, you identify as a mouse. 1.5131 0.04387 267 165 67 35
334 Feel free to climb in and take it for a spin. 1.5121 0.04535 248 153 63 32
335 Take wheel Number Three . Every Tuesday Bob works from home . 1.5109 0.04574 274 178 52 44
336 You’re the perfect candidate to diversify our work force. What are your pronouns? 1.5107 0.04908 233 150 47 36
337 Yes, you’re in the right place. The labor shortage motivated us to loosen our search criteria. 1.5097 0.04203 257 152 79 26
338 “That’s some résumé. Works hard. Goes nowhere.” 1.5095 0.04339 263 161 70 32
339 You have to be at least as tall as me to ride. 1.5088 0.04546 228 137 66 25
340 Says here on your resumé you once beat a hare in a race? When can you start? 1.5086 0.04612 232 142 62 28
341 I told them you beat the hare, and now they can't stop practicing for the big race tomorrow. 1.5082 0.04365 244 146 72 26
342 It's the journey, not the destination. 1.5081 0.04563 246 153 61 32
343 A finish line? Never heard of it. 1.5081 0.04314 248 148 74 26
344 If you want to join the rat race, first come out of your shell. 1.5079 0.04445 252 155 66 31
345 Sorry, there’s no ‘slow and steady’ option on these machines. 1.5078 0.04179 256 151 80 25
346 I just need five more minutes to get all my steps in for the day. 1.5075 0.04213 268 162 76 30
347 But Senator, Kentucky needs you more. 1.5064 0.04871 233 150 48 35
348 We really should have turned our zoom cameras on during the interview. 1.5064 0.04433 233 139 70 24
349 So, Mr McConnell, it says here your goal is to put a stop to all progress by the current administration. 1.5062 0.04782 241 155 50 36
350 As long as the wheel’s spinning, they don’t care who’s in there. 1.5062 0.04340 243 145 73 25
351 It's this or a cubicle. 1.5043 0.04475 230 138 68 24
352 If you're not interested in spin class, maybe you'd like sign up for jazzercise. 1.5042 0.04536 240 148 63 29
353 I'm sorry, but the job posting specifically said RAT race. 1.5041 0.04378 246 149 70 27
354 It's an equal opportunity rat race. 1.5041 0.04262 246 146 76 24
355 We were impressed to find on your resume that you outran a hare. 1.5040 0.04389 248 151 69 28
356 Sure. You break out that shell of yours, there's no telling what could happen. 1.5040 0.04337 252 153 71 28
357 Look, you’re consistent, but you’re still not making quota… 1.5023 0.04839 215 134 54 27
358 You might be better suited for our maze department 1.5022 0.04534 223 134 66 23
359 Oh no, we value diversity here. 1.5021 0.04312 239 142 74 23
360 We’re looking for someone who thinks outside of the wheel. 1.5021 0.04180 243 142 80 21
361 The ad specifically said this was a fast-paced work environment. 1.5020 0.04314 245 147 73 25
362 The hare's late, so it's all yours. 1.5020 0.04406 255 158 66 31
363 Ah, you sounded different on the phone. 1.5019 0.04339 263 163 68 32
364 We charge by time, not revolutions. 1.5000 0.04461 234 142 67 25
365 I have to race this hare soon, but my gym's been closed for 16 months, and I'm terribly out of shape. 1.5000 0.04303 266 165 69 32
366 Our lifetime membership package could be rewarding for you. 1.5000 0.04845 212 132 54 26
367 I'm afraid you're late for the Rat Race. Would you like to try the Wild Goose Chase? 1.5000 0.04508 242 150 63 29
368 Well, your six months late for your appointment, but I'll see what I can do. 1.5000 0.04632 236 148 58 30
369 Your day pass expired since you left the front desk. 1.5000 0.04740 234 149 53 32
370 Now, if anyone asks - say you're a mouse. 1.4981 0.04216 259 157 75 27
371 It’s not a contest. It’s a lifestyle. 1.4979 0.04393 239 145 69 25
372 Take your time. 1.4979 0.04306 233 138 74 21
373 Drop the sham clipboard and get back to work! 1.4978 0.04739 229 145 54 30
374 You heard about us through word-of-mouse? 1.4978 0.04819 229 147 50 32
375 Well, I was going to hire the hare, but since you got here first... 1.4961 0.04384 254 158 66 30
376 Hey guys, our stamina trainer has arrived. 1.4959 0.04233 242 144 76 22
377 We take diversity seriously. 1.4958 0.04175 240 141 79 20
378 Excuse Me, the sign in the lobby said this was ERCOT/ Texas Electric/Power infrastructure . Did I walk into the wrong room or is this the electric grid for the state of Texas 1.4957 0.04612 232 145 59 28
379 we require a masters degree and 5 years of experience. The job pays minimum wage 1.4956 0.04754 228 145 53 30
380 This is not your wheelhouse. 1.4953 0.04891 212 134 51 27
381 The hare was just the first test. 1.4939 0.04503 245 154 61 30
382 We're putting you on the fast track. 1.4936 0.04475 233 143 65 25
383 Well, we USED to be a shell company... 1.4936 0.04391 233 141 69 23
384 Just finishing up. They're on spin cycle. 1.4935 0.04419 231 140 68 23
385 This is a speed race, not a shell game. 1.4934 0.04688 227 143 56 28
386 I'm sorry but we need more than a reference from a Rabbit. 1.4930 0.04593 213 129 63 21
387 ...and you thrive in a fast-paced environment? 1.4930 0.04640 213 130 61 22
388 You're in luck, the rabbit slept though his time slot. 1.4915 0.04207 234 138 77 19
389 Glad you could make it. We’ve tested going fast and got nowhere! 1.4912 0.04504 228 140 64 24
390 You’ve come to the wrong metaphor 1.4907 0.04718 214 133 57 24
391 If you win again, I don't know how we'd spin it. 1.4888 0.04708 223 141 55 27
392 It said on your resumé you can handle fast-paced work environments? 1.4887 0.04563 221 136 62 23
393 They don’t understand Critical Race Theory around here, either. 1.4887 0.04993 221 146 42 33
394 The hare gave you a great reference. Welcome aboard. 1.4885 0.04578 217 133 62 22
395 I'm afraid they don't have a 'Slow & Steady' setting. 1.4884 0.04513 215 130 65 20
396 You're late, Mitch. 1.4878 0.04968 205 131 48 26
397 Just go at your own pace. 1.4876 0.04685 201 122 60 19
398 I don't care if you identify as a rat. The law is the law. 1.4876 0.05043 201 129 46 26
399 We were counting on you to make it inclusive. 1.4874 0.04157 238 141 78 19
400 Sorry, there are no winners in this race. 1.4873 0.04913 197 123 52 22
401 According to this schedule, you have it reserved for one revolution or Thursday......whichever comes first. 1.4873 0.04709 236 153 51 32
402 We all started out just like you. 1.4867 0.04489 226 139 64 23
403 Land on your back and we are not liable 1.4867 0.04532 226 140 62 24
404 Are you sure you want a turn? It's a real rat race. 1.4865 0.04411 222 134 68 20
405 Have you considered water aerobics? 1.4864 0.04885 220 143 47 30
406 So what's your preferred pronoun? 1.4860 0.04764 214 135 54 25
407 Pace yourself. 1.4860 0.04528 214 130 64 20
408 I thnk you would be better off on our stationary bike. 1.4858 0.04751 212 133 55 24
409 YOU wanna go nowhere fast? 1.4858 0.04459 212 127 67 18
410 Where do I see myself in five years? Well…still here… 1.4842 0.04935 190 118 52 20
411 We’re looking for participants who can turn this study into a fable. 1.4836 0.04639 213 132 59 22
412 You seem like a nice guy, but slowing down is against everything the rat race stands for. 1.4834 0.04767 211 133 54 24
413 Yes, they started off as turtles too. Just sign here... 1.4822 0.04965 197 125 49 23
414 You might get more out of pilates. 1.4821 0.04675 195 118 60 17
415 Listen, I’m going out on a limb here. Although you’ve lied on your resume, we are having a dreadful time trying to get our employees back to the office. You’re hired! 1.4806 0.04852 206 131 51 24
416 Maybe the rat-race is not for you"?.. 1.4805 0.04706 231 150 51 30
417 Maybe admin’s more your thing 1.4804 0.04634 204 125 60 19
418 How did you get here faster than the hare? 1.4800 0.04806 200 125 54 21
419 We have a high turnover. 1.4798 0.04706 223 143 53 27
420 What makes you think you're a diversity hire? 1.4791 0.04607 215 134 59 22
421 Last time you fell asleep at the wheel. 1.4787 0.04972 188 118 50 20
422 So, I'm going to need you to squeak like a mouse every once in a while. The condo association rules are pretty strict. 1.4787 0.05085 188 120 46 22
423 This exercise may leave you a little shell-shocked. 1.4780 0.04820 205 130 52 23
424 Finally, someone who’s OK with the lack of advancement opportunities this position offers. 1.4780 0.05210 182 117 43 22
425 We don't really have a slow lane here. 1.4778 0.04702 203 126 57 20
426 Are you sure you want to come out of your shell? 1.4772 0.04805 197 123 54 20
427 As my resume states, I did win a race against a rabbit. 1.4769 0.04730 216 138 53 25
428 Welcome back to the office. 1.4762 0.04734 210 133 54 23
429 Sorry, the rat race is species specific. 1.4756 0.04758 225 147 49 29
430 That race was over yesterday. 1.4755 0.04984 204 133 45 26
431 I like your can-do spirit. 1.4752 0.04718 202 126 56 20
432 I know you're a talking turtle and I'm a talking rat, but I can't willingly suspend my disbelief any further. 1.4737 0.05044 190 122 46 22
433 Yes, I get it, but you still need to sign the waiver. 1.4734 0.04855 188 117 53 18
434 I AM THINKING ABOUT LEAVING THE RAT RACE 1.4732 0.04816 224 148 46 30
435 There's a 3 hour time limit. 1.4732 0.04718 205 129 55 21
436 Yes, of course -- we're looking to diversify. 1.4730 0.04315 222 135 69 18
437 Finish line? what exactly is that? 1.4725 0.04908 182 113 52 17
438 Can you substitute the cheese with fresh lettuce?" 1.4724 0.04715 199 124 56 19
439 As it's your first day just take it slow, go at your own pace. 1.4723 0.04277 235 145 69 21
440 I like the initiative in bringing your own safety equipment. 1.4720 0.04668 214 136 55 23
441 Three out of four rats agree: it's the journey, not the destination. 1.4715 0.04764 193 120 55 18
442 . We’ll, I dunno, slow AND steady…you’re probably overqualified. 1.4714 0.04968 210 139 43 28
443 I see you brought your home office with you. 1.4712 0.04856 191 120 52 19
444 I know we have an opening, but we just can't squeeze you in. 1.4712 0.04856 191 120 52 19
445 Sorry, wrong parable. 1.4712 0.04718 208 132 54 22
446 First I want you to teach them how to take it slow. 1.4709 0.04485 223 140 61 22
447 I’m not gonna lie, man. This ride is gonna fuck you up. 1.4706 0.05378 187 126 34 27
448 You're in luck. My eleven o'clock got eaten by a cat." 1.4700 0.05008 200 131 44 25
449 Aesop sent you? 1.4700 0.05008 200 131 44 25
450 As you can see, we have a real go-nowhere-fast culture here. 1.4695 0.04684 213 136 54 23
451 This is no place to think outside the box, turtle. 1.4694 0.04711 196 122 56 18
452 How can I assure you that you're not a diversity hire ? 1.4694 0.04541 196 119 62 15
453 The temp agency said you have some race experience. 1.4694 0.04655 196 121 58 17
454 Oh certainly. When it comes to diversity, we do more than ´walk the walk’ . 1.4693 0.04838 179 110 54 15
455 You're late. We finished turtles three years ago. 1.4691 0.05124 194 128 41 25
456 'Carapace Diem...' 1.4688 0.04837 192 121 52 19
457 So you want to give it a whirl? 1.4686 0.04583 207 129 59 19
458 My therapist said it will get me out of my shell. 1.4684 0.04817 190 119 53 18
459 We need a new vision for our company, someone with tough skin that can withstand this roller coaster 1.4683 0.04666 205 129 56 20
460 I don't doubt that you'd win, Chuck, but this class is about futility. 1.4682 0.05471 173 115 35 23
461 We had to start the race without you. 1.4679 0.04558 218 138 58 22
462 You are clearly a management candidate. 1.4677 0.05008 186 119 47 20
463 Those are the options. Spin the wheel or buy a vowel. 1.4677 0.05066 186 120 45 21
464 Maybe yoga is more your speed. 1.4674 0.04868 184 115 52 17
465 It says here you prefer working from home 1.4674 0.05107 184 119 44 21
466 Not to worry, I identify as a hamster. 1.4673 0.04820 199 127 51 21
467 Before I let you on I have to ask a few questions. First, are you a hamster? 1.4667 0.05190 180 117 42 21
468 If it's and consolation, the hare didn't get the job either. 1.4667 0.04714 225 148 49 28
469 I'm going to need you to sign this release form. 1.4663 0.04874 193 123 50 20
470 So you claim you bested a hare? 1.4663 0.04762 193 121 54 18
471 It's minimum wage but the cardio is off the charts. 1.4659 0.04895 176 109 52 15
472 It is how you won the race that interests us" 1.4659 0.05026 176 111 48 17
473 We never body shame here. 1.4659 0.05026 176 111 48 17
474 Well, you interviewed better than the hare. 1.4657 0.04524 204 126 61 17
475 I'll pay you $5.00 to take my place, 1.4655 0.05132 174 111 45 18
476 Take her for a spin. 1.4643 0.04819 196 125 51 20
477 No, I'm afraid you can't work from home 1.4641 0.04600 209 132 57 20
478 Your third tardy this week Dennis, and it’s only Wednesday 1.4639 0.05312 166 107 41 18
479 Have you ever thought of coming out? 1.4637 0.05271 179 118 39 22
480 Don't you think swimming aerobics might be a better choice for you? 1.4637 0.04964 179 113 49 17
481 O.K., let me get this straight, "Slow and what" wins the race? 1.4637 0.05089 179 115 45 19
482 So you beat the hare. Impressive. 1.4635 0.04721 192 120 55 17
483 Just ignore them and focus on your strengths. 1.4635 0.04947 192 124 47 21
484 Listen, Steve, I know this newest form of renewable energy isn’t ideal but you have to do your part. 1.4632 0.04756 190 119 54 17
485 I'm certain that a few spins will help to bring you out of your shell. 1.4624 0.05064 186 121 44 21
486 No worries. You flip on your back, we’ll turn you right over. 1.4624 0.04948 186 119 48 19
487 How slow can it go? 1.4623 0.04657 199 125 56 18
488 I mean, it’s not SoulCycle, but, it’ll get you out of your shell. 1.4623 0.04765 199 127 52 20
489 I’m sorry buddy, but I can’t let you on there like that or they’ll all want protective clothing 1.4620 0.05062 171 108 47 16
490 No, we don't do slow and steady. 1.4620 0.05220 184 122 39 23
491 A rat race has no finish line. 1.4611 0.04982 193 126 45 22
492 Big deal. My mom could've beat the hare. 1.4611 0.04872 193 124 49 20
493 We need you to prove a critical race theory. Just not THAT critical race theory. 1.4611 0.04982 193 126 45 22
494 Of course, you'll have to sign a waiver... 1.4611 0.04685 180 110 57 13
495 Sorry Senator McConnell. Your membership expired one month ago. 1.4611 0.05807 167 116 25 26
496 You're going to be the control subject in this experiment. 1.4599 0.04985 187 121 46 20
497 Unfortunately you tested positive for grass 1.4598 0.05444 174 117 34 23
498 So, you’re looking to join the rat race? 1.4596 0.04888 198 129 47 22
499 We charge by the hour, not by the mile. 1.4592 0.04871 196 127 48 21
500 You've been a little slow getting back to the office 1.4590 0.04822 183 115 52 16
501 You might want to consider another line of work. 1.4590 0.04945 183 117 48 18
502 Sorry, but this is the rat race. 1.4589 0.04779 207 135 49 23
503 Just be sure to wipe it down when you're done. 1.4588 0.05284 170 111 40 19
504 Don't worry about what your neighbor is doing, go at your own pace. 1.4583 0.04542 192 118 60 14
505 Could it be under another name? 1.4581 0.04590 203 128 57 18
506 Go ahead. Knock yourself out. 1.4581 0.04768 179 111 54 14
507 One ticket for the slow and steady please. 1.4574 0.04849 188 120 50 18
508 Perhaps you would be more interested in our yoga classes... 1.4565 0.04864 184 117 50 17
509 You must be here for the slow-and-steady-rat-race analogy. We're not really sure what it means either. 1.4563 0.05158 160 101 45 14
510 You won the rat race by a hare? 1.4559 0.04830 204 134 47 23
511 Peleton will pay you big money to hear your story. 1.4557 0.05126 158 99 46 13
512 Our beginner spin class is on Fridays. 1.4556 0.04941 180 115 48 17
513 This job requires a certain sense of joie de vivre. You may need to come out of your shell. 1.4556 0.04877 180 114 50 16
514 You're just here to make them look good. 1.4545 0.04885 198 130 46 22
515 Your first spin class is free. 1.4540 0.05192 174 114 41 19
516 Welcome to the Rat Race. 1.4531 0.04831 192 124 49 19
517 It’s not a wheel, it’s a lifestyle. 1.4530 0.04982 181 117 46 18
518 What do you mean, 'Take it easy'? It's a rat race. 1.4526 0.05091 190 127 40 23
519 Five miles or thirty minutes, whichever comes first 1.4524 0.05260 168 110 40 18
520 Okay, so tell me about your fitness goals. 1.4521 0.04962 188 123 45 20
521 No shame in getting nowhere fast. 1.4518 0.05023 166 105 47 14
522 Sir, I know it’s available but it’s reserved. 1.4516 0.04884 186 120 48 18
523 I think we’ll start you off with the Maze and work up to the wheel 1.4514 0.04632 175 107 57 11
524 We are looking for someone who thrives in a fast-paced environment. 1.4512 0.05066 164 104 46 14
525 Are you from the temp agency? 1.4512 0.05283 164 107 40 17
526 I see on your resume you once beat a hare...? 1.4511 0.04922 184 119 47 18
527 I can assure you, you are not our diversity hire. 1.4508 0.04977 193 128 43 22
528 Don’t worry, they’re not getting there either. 1.4503 0.04704 171 105 55 11
529 Start slow. 1.4500 0.05123 180 119 41 20
530 Hey. Not so fast! 1.4500 0.05360 180 123 33 24
531 I have to say - your resume is a little misleading here. 1.4489 0.05145 176 116 41 19
532 Your membership expired while walking from cashier to here. 1.4489 0.05331 176 119 35 22
533 Here's the thing...it's not a race !!! 1.4486 0.05019 185 122 43 20
534 We're tired of spinning our wheels and are ready to buy into your slow and steady management style. 1.4481 0.05296 154 99 41 14
535 Please tell me why you think you’re the best candidate for the position? 1.4474 0.04749 190 122 51 17
536 Fine—but if you get stuck on your back again you'll be barred from future spinning classes. 1.4472 0.05704 161 111 28 22
537 Glad you're here. We were going nowhere fast. 1.4471 0.04937 170 108 48 14
538 This time there is no bunny at rest, You work, You win 1.4469 0.04956 179 116 46 17
539 Ahh sir, I think we need to take a second to discuss your expectations 1.4463 0.04931 177 114 47 16
540 Look, it’s not discrimination. You’re just not a good fit for the job. 1.4459 0.05143 157 100 44 13
541 I’m confused, it says here you won a marathon? 1.4458 0.05233 166 109 40 17
542 Your story about the hare is truly compelling, but it won’t be enough for me to get you past HR. 1.4452 0.05503 155 103 35 17
543 Since it's your first day it may take you a while to get up to speed. 1.4451 0.04770 182 116 51 15
544 We're desperate. 1.4444 0.04522 189 118 58 13
545 According to a gentleman named Aesop, your track record for winning races is actually pretty strong, so let’s go ahead and test it. 1.4444 0.05478 153 101 36 16
546 So it’s $69 a month whether you come regularly or not. 1.4438 0.05558 169 117 29 23
547 I see that going fast is on your bucket list. 1.4438 0.05095 169 110 43 16
548 Could you remove your jacket sir? 1.4432 0.05078 176 116 42 18
549 Welcome! No worries, I’ve successfully trained many of our diversity hires. 1.4431 0.05068 167 108 44 15
550 There’s nothing discriminatory about it, it’s centrifugal force. I don’t write the laws of physics, pal. 1.4431 0.05345 167 112 36 19
551 You realize one spin and you're pretty much done, right? 1.4431 0.05139 167 109 42 16
552 I got tired of being third wheel. 1.4424 0.05183 165 108 41 16
553 Whoa, not so fast, it’s a rat race. 1.4424 0.04370 217 139 60 18
554 You will have to pee in a bottle and welcome to Amazon 1.4423 0.05697 156 107 29 20
555 I am here for the distance events. 1.4419 0.04893 172 110 48 14
556 I can’t promise the same results 1.4417 0.05229 163 107 40 16
557 I think something low-impact is more your speed. 1.4409 0.04695 186 119 52 15
558 I don't know...you ruined that rabbit's life. 1.4407 0.05181 177 119 38 20
559 You’re fine if you get flipped upside down, right? 1.4403 0.05323 159 105 38 16
560 Let's see if you can complete a revolution in under an hour. 1.4398 0.05159 166 109 41 16
561 May I ask where you bought that protective gear? 1.4398 0.04715 166 103 53 10
562 Well, if you wind up on your back don't come crying to me. 1.4393 0.05205 173 116 38 19
563 I recommend water aerobics. 1.4387 0.05422 155 103 36 16
564 Listen, it is strictly by the hour, not by the distance. 1.4387 0.05185 155 100 42 13
565 Are you ready to have the time of your life in the fast lane? 1.4383 0.05176 162 106 41 15
566 We’re trying to diversify our image. 1.4383 0.05026 162 104 45 13
567 As your trainer, i think the treadmill would be a better fit for you. 1.4383 0.04949 162 103 47 12
568 I'm sorry, but we feel that you lack the necessary flexibility for this job. 1.4375 0.04991 160 102 46 12
569 You're in luck. Use treadmill number 3; it's broken." 1.4375 0.05075 176 117 41 18
570 Now I see you have thick skin,but how do you do in fast-paced environments? 1.4375 0.05075 176 117 41 18
571 I’m sure you have the endurance it takes, but it’s not really a slow but steady culture. 1.4375 0.05069 160 103 44 13
572 I promise getting stuck on your back will not be a problem. 1.4371 0.04771 167 105 51 11
573 The rate is per hour, not per rotation. 1.4371 0.05525 151 101 34 16
574 It's time we discussed your performance 1.4371 0.05023 151 95 46 10
575 I self-identify as a rat. 1.4368 0.05245 174 118 36 20
576 'Slow and steady wins the race,' I know. But we have quotas. 1.4366 0.05425 142 92 38 12
577 Rental is hourly, regardless of mileage. 1.4362 0.05414 149 98 37 14
578 I see “slow and steady” here on your resume… how slow are we talking? 1.4362 0.05330 149 97 39 13
579 Outerwear belongs in the locker room." 1.4360 0.04819 172 110 49 13
580 Well, it's not for everybody. 1.4356 0.05077 163 106 43 14
581 Yes it's normally number of spins, but for tortoises we charge by the hour. 1.4355 0.05049 186 126 39 21
582 Sorry , slow and steady doesn't cut it here . 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
583 Unfortunately for you, we charge by the minute not the mile! 1.4353 0.04857 170 109 48 13
584 We'll start you out with a slow saunter. 1.4351 0.05206 154 100 41 13
585 We'll be in touch. 1.4350 0.04791 177 114 49 14
586 What are you doing still standing here? I told everybody to start an hour ago. 1.4348 0.04850 184 121 46 17
587 I guarantee you'll shed that shell. 1.4345 0.05040 168 110 43 15
588 It's on my bucket list. 1.4345 0.05248 168 113 37 18
589 Your resume says you beat a rabbit once? You'll fit right in then! 1.4345 0.04824 168 107 49 12
590 Do you have any machines for low impact exercise? 1.4345 0.05162 145 92 43 10
591 At this gym, we pride ourselves on being a judgement-free zone. 1.4343 0.04963 175 115 44 16
592 I'm afraid that you aren't up to speed. 1.4340 0.05166 159 104 41 14
593 I'm fine with it, but our insurance doesn't cover reptiles. 1.4336 0.05210 143 91 42 10
594 we appreciate your time, but slow and steady isn't exactly what we're looking for. 1.4335 0.05265 173 118 35 20
595 Diversity is our goal. 1.4333 0.05217 150 97 41 12
596 'Just remember, slow and steady wins the race. Unless you fall on your back, then you're on your own.' 1.4333 0.04863 180 118 46 16
597 Maybe you could teach us that whole ‘slow and steady’ thing you had mentioned earlier? 1.4331 0.05367 157 105 36 16
598 Welcome to the rat race! Under 'mental health', I see you've written "shell shocked". The good news is that you'll fit right in. 1.4329 0.05053 164 107 43 14
599 Look, you'll never get anywhere if you don't stick your neck out. 1.4329 0.05199 164 109 39 16
600 There is no destination. That is the point. 1.4329 0.04979 164 106 45 13
601 Now, please don't think of this as just a diversity hire. 1.4327 0.04976 171 112 44 15
602 No, sir, this is the rat race training room. The hares are nextdoor. 1.4327 0.05179 171 115 38 18
603 It's not a race, I promise. 1.4321 0.05171 162 107 40 15
604 I'm guessing you want to start slowly? 1.4317 0.05212 139 88 42 9
605 Of course, you won the race against the hare! 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
606 You're two days late for your appointment. 1.4306 0.05088 144 91 44 9
607 I see you’ve listed your special skills as “slow and steady”… 1.4305 0.05440 151 101 35 15
608 We are not an equal opportunity employer. 1.4304 0.05187 158 104 40 14
609 We don't use the word 'race' as some of the rats found it triggering but welcome to the rat cycle 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
610 Sorry, you’re late. 1.4295 0.05238 149 97 40 12
611 Well, we’re all about inclusion. 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
612 Sorry,it’s called the rat race for a reason 1.4295 0.05233 156 103 39 14
613 Why? You already have hard abs. 1.4295 0.05465 156 106 33 17
614 I'm going to guess this is your first time? 1.4295 0.05312 156 104 37 15
615 It's a new underground group called Cirque Des Souris 1.4294 0.05220 163 109 38 16
616 Sorry, you have to be 3 inches tall, standing upright, to ride. 1.4294 0.05146 163 108 40 15
617 The beginners spin class starts at nine. 1.4286 0.05192 161 107 39 15
618 I assure you that our members see slow-shaming as completely unacceptable. 1.4286 0.04824 175 114 47 14
619 So, you'll be subbing for me for 14,629 revolutions, or in turtle terms, 6. 1.4286 0.05657 140 94 32 14
620 I've decided to join the rat race. 1.4286 0.05711 147 101 29 17
621 Have you considered Pilates? 1.4286 0.05108 147 94 43 10
622 Sorry, we're testing turnover here, not perseverance. 1.4286 0.05375 147 97 37 13
623 Are you the new temp? 1.4286 0.05199 147 95 41 11
624 These guys looked just like you before they started our 12 week program. Just sign here please. 1.4278 0.04922 180 120 43 17
625 Now, it’s not a competition 1.4277 0.04924 159 102 46 11
626 It always comes down to personal choice. Some prefer the rush and challenge of the endless grind, while others like yourself, prefer to actually win the race. 1.4276 0.05411 152 102 35 15
627 Hurry, spin classes fill up quickly 1.4276 0.04904 152 96 47 9
628 In the rat race, nobody wins 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
629 Would you describe yourself as motivated? 1.4269 0.04686 171 109 51 11
630 This is our beginners spin class 1.4269 0.04901 171 112 45 14
631 And if you land on your back…? 1.4267 0.05036 150 96 44 10
632 The problem is that we close in seven hours. 1.4267 0.05703 150 104 28 18
633 The hare got motion sickness … We’re thinking you won’t be at risk for that. 1.4261 0.04803 176 115 47 14
634 Remember, it’s not a race. 1.4259 0.04781 162 103 49 10
635 Depends. How flexible is your shell? 1.4259 0.05091 162 107 41 14
636 Sorry,wrong lab. The tortoise and the hare experiment is in the room across the hall. 1.4258 0.05639 155 108 28 19
637 I know it’s a lot for your first day, but I’m sure we’ll catch you up to speed in no time. 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
638 You’ll do well here if you thrive in a fast-paced environment. 1.4255 0.05253 141 91 40 10
639 It’s got all the same health benefits as CrossFit, but won’t turn you into a total fucking asshole. 1.4254 0.06120 134 94 23 17
640 I see you are coming to us from our shell corporation. 1.4250 0.05360 160 109 34 17
641 It’s a sprint, not a marathon. 1.4247 0.05309 146 96 38 12
642 Next of kin? 1.4245 0.05401 139 91 37 11
643 Slow but steady might help. We're going no place fast. 1.4241 0.05023 158 103 43 12
644 Sweet! You brought your own safety equipment. 1.4235 0.04702 170 109 50 11
645 Sir, for your own safety, you’ll need to store your shell in one of our lockers. 1.4234 0.05927 137 95 26 16
646 You might want to take another look at your Slow and Steady philosophy. 1.4233 0.05067 163 108 41 14
647 Well, you did outrun a hare. 1.4231 0.05446 130 84 37 9
648 It's time for your performance review. 1.4228 0.05232 149 98 39 12
649 Ignore them! This is about being your best self. 1.4228 0.05144 149 97 41 11
650 This spin class is only for gym rats. 1.4226 0.05239 168 115 35 18
651 One last question: What would you say is your biggest weakness? 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
652 So we're looking to become more diverse... 1.4224 0.04797 161 103 48 10
653 I’m trying to come out of my shell 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
654 Let me get this straight. You're applying because you felt like you were getting nowhere in your last job? 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
655 It says here that you identify as a mouse? 1.4221 0.05434 154 105 33 16
656 We'll be testing you and the hare right after we see how three blind mice run 1.4219 0.06137 128 89 24 15
657 The wheel is going to reinvent you. 1.4214 0.05466 140 93 35 12
658 Thanks for coming and helping us with our push for diversity 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
659 They're the horsepower. You're the torque. 1.4204 0.05201 157 105 38 14
660 Welcome to New York, are you ready for the race? 1.4201 0.04864 169 111 45 13
661 You’ll be the 3rd wheel. 1.4201 0.05007 169 113 41 15
662 Why yes, our organization is a firm believer of workplace diversity and inclusion. 1.4200 0.05205 150 99 39 12
663 What would you say is your greatest weakness? 1.4198 0.05307 162 111 34 17
664 Our focus is cardio, but we do have aquaerobics as well. 1.4196 0.05382 143 95 36 12
665 Remember, you are only competing with yourself. 1.4196 0.05382 143 95 36 12
666 We just need one more to get the wifi working. 1.4196 0.05290 143 94 38 11
667 Don’t give up yet. The only other applicants were sloths. 1.4194 0.05248 155 104 37 14
668 In your case,I'd suggest the rowing machine. 1.4189 0.05253 148 98 38 12
669 Vinny sent me. 1.4189 0.05164 148 97 40 11
670 It’s not really a product, it’s more of a lifestyle. 1.4187 0.05206 160 108 37 15
671 I’m not gonna lie. You’re a diversity hire. 1.4187 0.05206 160 108 37 15
672 It's commendable that you've trained for this, but I think you will still simply fall from the top onto your back; then what do we do? 1.4183 0.05131 153 101 40 12
673 'You certainly took your time getting here.' 1.4183 0.05296 153 103 36 14
674 Honestly, it won't get you nowhere any faster. 1.4172 0.05177 151 100 39 12
675 The mixed metaphor release form is standard. 1.4167 0.05593 132 88 33 11
676 Sorry, they sent you to the wrong metaphor location. Turtles are to meet the hares outside on the track. 1.4167 0.04977 144 92 44 8
677 Directions won’t help if you can’t come out of your shell. 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
678 I'm here for Beginners' Spinning. 1.4167 0.05165 168 115 36 17
679 And most importantly, don't snap. 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
680 The stationary log is down the hall. 1.4167 0.04912 180 122 41 17
681 And lastly, what are your pronouns? 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
682 Thanks I’ll… be sure to keep your resume on file 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
683 This has traditionally been a fast-paced workplace, but we heard you get good results. 1.4167 0.04732 168 109 48 11
684 Listen. Slow and steady is great and all but here we're aiming a bit higher. 1.4161 0.05048 149 97 42 10
685 We do have an opening in the Texas energy market. 1.4161 0.05919 137 96 25 16
686 Are you sure this is really your speed? 1.4157 0.04770 166 108 47 11
687 In the end, we’re all going to the same place. 1.4155 0.05311 142 94 37 11
688 Sorry, this is a rat race. 1.4155 0.05405 142 95 35 12
689 Oh thank goodness you're here—we just can't get the hang of this "slow and steady" thing. 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
690 Late again? Do you believe in what we’re doing here or not? 1.4155 0.05217 142 93 39 10
691 No, I tell you, this has nothing to do with a rabbit. 1.4151 0.05149 159 107 38 14
692 It's about the journey 1.4150 0.05094 147 96 41 10
693 Three months ago, they all were turtles. 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
694 I'm not sure you get the concept. 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
695 Rabbit flunked, too. Ears too long. 1.4145 0.05317 152 103 35 14
696 I'm telling you, green energy's the next big thing. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
697 Look, we could use a former government employee like you who knows how to slow things down. 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
698 It’s like not being tall enough for the go-carts. 1.4140 0.05273 157 107 35 15
699 Are you able to work from home? 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
700 You understand that this is a new administration now? We're not just spinning our wheels. 1.4136 0.05301 162 112 33 17
701 Pal, this is a rat race 1.4133 0.05450 150 103 32 15
702 This is mice. Hares are down the hall. 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
703 Unfortunately, we don't allow backpacks on this ride. 1.4130 0.05317 138 91 37 10
704 No one wins this race. Ever. 1.4130 0.05513 138 93 33 12
705 all three of them founded startups. why do you ask? 1.4130 0.05416 138 92 35 11
706 so YOU are the guy who beat the hare? 1.4130 0.05793 138 96 27 15
707 Just spinning your wheels"? Sorry, I'm not familiar with that idiom 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
708 I self-identify as rodent. 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
709 So you'd like to get out of your shell and run around for awhile? 1.4125 0.05275 160 110 34 16
710 ...and where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4118 0.05124 153 102 39 12
711 Just where is this study going to be published? 1.4118 0.04614 170 110 50 10
712 Unfortunately, it was illegal for me to ask the question which would have avoided this awkward situation. 1.4118 0.05449 153 106 31 16
713 Just do your slow and steady thing. You're not going anywhere anyway 1.4113 0.05237 141 93 38 10
714 No, there’s no minimum age, there’s minimum speed. 1.4113 0.05427 141 95 34 12
715 Come back during our slow periods. 1.4110 0.05054 163 110 39 14
716 Just try your best out there, you'll be able to make up any deficit in the swimsuit contest. 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
717 Your resume is impressive, but here at the Amazon warehouse we require speed and agility. 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
718 Yes, we did get your excellent reference from a Mr. Hare. 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
719 There's no "slow and steady" in a rat race, my friend! 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
720 Funny, you don’t look like a hamster. 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
721 For only $300 per month and personal training fees, we’ll have you looking like these guys in no time 1.4088 0.05339 137 91 36 10
722 Don’t worry, they all looked like you when they started 1.4088 0.05820 137 96 26 15
723 What's the name of the temp agency that sent you? 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
724 So you're the stunt double? 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
725 We’re looking to increase diversity and reduce turnover. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
726 Sorry. This exercise equipment is for members only. 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
727 The guys who bet on the hare are backing you big time this round. 1.4079 0.04882 152 99 44 9
728 Sure! ‘Slow and steady’ also works for going nowhere. 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
729 This is not a race. 1.4069 0.05038 145 95 41 9
730 Usually we have you sign this waiver but I think you will be safe 1.4069 0.05225 145 97 37 11
731 Yes, I know, but it's just a fable. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
732 Sorry I'm late again sir - it was such much easier working from home! 1.4062 0.05268 160 111 33 16
733 Look buddy, it’s nothing personal, but it took 8 of us to dislodge you last time… 1.4062 0.05483 128 85 34 9
734 Ok, it’s your dime. 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
735 Don’t worry when you flip on your back - the wheel will turn you over again. 1.4051 0.05538 158 113 26 19
736 Yeah, but VERY steady! 1.4049 0.05048 163 111 38 14
737 If you want to be adventurous you need to come out of your shell. 1.4048 0.04868 168 113 42 13
738 We’re looking for employees who can be flexible. 1.4046 0.05394 131 87 35 9
739 There's a thirty minute limit. Is that going to be a problem for you? 1.4044 0.05847 136 96 25 15
740 Look, you're just not cut out for this rat race. " 1.4043 0.05324 141 95 35 11
741 I feel like we're going in circles here 1.4043 0.05324 141 95 35 11
742 Of course I'm on the list! Look again! 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
743 There is no religious exemption. If you want the job, the shell has to go. 1.4032 0.05941 124 86 26 12
744 ‘Have you ever taken a spin class before?’ 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
745 I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4030 0.05716 134 93 28 13
746 It's not about speed. 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
747 The beginner spin class starts at 10. 1.4025 0.05057 159 108 38 13
748 I see you're 1-0 in racing contests? 1.4016 0.05896 122 84 27 11
749 Slow and steady just isn't in our wheelhouse. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
750 Perhaps you'd rather try our Slow and Steady model. 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
751 No,sorry it is not motorized. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
752 Because diversity in this rat race matters. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
753 Are your qualifying times fast enough for the rat race? 1.4014 0.05570 142 99 29 14
754 No problem. It just rolls you back over 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
755 This spin class may not be for you. 1.4000 0.04954 135 87 42 6
756 This is mammal Monday, Pal. Tuesday's your day. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
757 due to certain body shapes and sizes, some guests may not be able to ride the attraction 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
758 One more time - it's not removable!!! 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
759 I don’t care how many races you’ve won. 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
760 : Everyone is running a little wild. I need you to set the pace. 1.4000 0.05149 140 93 38 9
761 Of course our gym is a judgment free zone. 1.4000 0.05682 135 94 28 13
762 Don’t worry, we have beginner classes too. 1.4000 0.05149 140 93 38 9
763 I’m afraid your experience with hares overqualifies you tor the job. 1.3986 0.05402 148 103 31 14
764 Do you really want to join this rat race? 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
765 No outerwear on the machines. 1.3986 0.05684 138 97 27 14
766 I’m tired of Zoom-ba! 1.3985 0.05330 133 89 35 9
767 We are counting on you to bring our work place injury claims down. 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
768 Take it slow and steady. Any faster and you’re on your back! 1.3985 0.05330 133 89 35 9
769 We'll take anyone at this point. 1.3984 0.05359 128 85 35 8
770 I don’t think slow and steady will do it this time, pal. 1.3984 0.05472 128 86 33 9
771 So on your resume here it says you’re a quick learner… 1.3973 0.04906 146 96 42 8
772 Slow and steady you say... that may just be the change we're looking for. 1.3972 0.05021 141 93 40 8
773 We were impressed with your resume entry about the hare. 1.3971 0.04926 136 88 42 6
774 No one will notice. I just need a bathroom break. 1.3969 0.05273 131 87 36 8
775 Let me explain this hold harmless clause. 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
776 Yes I agree with you. Slow and steady are excellent qualities. 1.3969 0.05046 131 85 40 6
777 I think you’d prefer tai chi. 1.3969 0.06100 131 95 20 16
778 With the labor shortage you can start right away 1.3969 0.05161 131 86 38 7
779 So sorry, but the age limit is 25. 1.3968 0.05971 126 89 24 13
780 I see why there's confusion. When you described yourself as mousy, you meant you're trying to come out of your shell. 1.3968 0.05755 126 87 28 11
781 Dude, that is not gym-approved attire 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
782 As of today I identify myself as a mouse and therefore should be treated as such 1.3968 0.05414 126 84 34 8
783 Just tuck your head and you’ll be okay. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
784 You clearly meet all the safety requirements,but you don't fit our company culture. 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
785 Sorry we pay by the revolution not the hour. 1.3957 0.05366 139 95 33 11
786 Yes, anyone who self identifies as “lab rat” is welcome to participate. 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
787 We are not looking for speed, but for consistency. 1.3955 0.05299 134 90 35 9
788 You have an arts degree with a major in philosophy? Critical thinking is not what we are looking for here. 1.3955 0.05707 134 94 27 13
789 We're hoping you can help us turn things around. 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
790 Technically, yes, a reptile did create this job opening. 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
791 Welcome aboard. The team will bring you up to speed. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
792 This is our intermediate class. I think you should sign up for a beginner one first. 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
793 Sorry but your test was positive for performance enhancing drugs. 1.3950 0.05993 119 83 25 11
794 Everything checks out! We have the perfect wheel for you in our government department 1.3944 0.05824 142 103 22 17
795 This is not the spin class you're looking for, Senator McConnell. 1.3942 0.05708 137 97 26 14
796 Sorry sir, blind mice only 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
797 There is no moral to this story, tortoise. 1.3942 0.05894 137 99 22 16
798 Welcome to the meaningless, hollow, wasted life of American Capitalism 1.3937 0.06037 127 91 22 14
799 Sorry, you're just not up to speed. 1.3931 0.05019 145 97 39 9
800 I hear you won a race. 1.3926 0.05161 135 90 37 8
801 May I ask why you want to return it? 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
802 This job may, quite literally, break you out of your shell. 1.3920 0.06106 125 90 21 14
803 After your win against the Hare, we thought there was no one better than you for the job. 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
804 Does it pay by the hour, or by the revolution? 1.3917 0.05332 120 79 35 6
805 All you have to do is let them know when their hour is up, and show them where the towels are. 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
806 The rat race is honored to welcome someone with your long-distance credentials. 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
807 What kind of experience do you have chasing your tail? 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
808 Sorry you didn't make the cut for Ninja Turtles. Meet the B team: Mouselangelo, Flea-onardo, and Jerry 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
809 No, this is not Wheel of Fortune. 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
810 I can crawl circles around these guys. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
811 Yeah, everyone’s been running around in circles since covid. 1.3904 0.05268 146 101 33 12
812 At this point,we're just looking for someone who can complete the test. 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
813 You've still got to sign the waiver! 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
814 Step aside son. Let me show you how to win a race. 1.3902 0.05155 164 116 32 16
815 Your trial membership is over. Time to shell out the membership fee. 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
816 Perhaps you’d like to try our water wheel? 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
817 It's by the hour, not by the mile. 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
818 Your resume says you worked in Amazon fulfillment? 1.3897 0.05827 136 98 23 15
819 It doesnt matter how slow you go we still charge $15 for 10 minutes. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
820 They are going to notice. 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
821 Maybe you should start with Pilates. 1.3889 0.05401 126 85 33 8
822 And here is your final Mensa question … 1.3889 0.05517 126 86 31 9
823 You here for the rat race? 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
824 What should we do in the case that you’re overturned? 1.3889 0.04939 144 96 40 8
825 I understand how you may want to identify, but we’re not there yet. 1.3885 0.05640 139 99 26 14
826 I think you're in the wrong fable,mate. 1.3885 0.05157 139 94 36 9
827 I recommend Dramamine. 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
828 Are you here for the eleven o’clock spin class? 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
829 So sorry. This is Mississippi, and you can’t identify as a hamster. 1.3875 0.05319 160 115 28 17
830 Yes, the ad did say fast track. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
831 Relax. They’re just showing off 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
832 Welcome to the rat race - you’re in it for life. 1.3871 0.05918 124 88 24 12
833 We’ve been getting nowhere real fast around here. They said you have a much better approach. 1.3871 0.05806 124 87 26 11
834 You’re next. You know we close at 9 p.m.? 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
835 you may overheat in that turtle neck… 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
836 You're perfect for the job, it's the journey not the destination. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
837 We gave you a head start. Where were you? 1.3858 0.05367 127 86 33 8
838 Sorry, the Expresswheel is restricted access and minimum speed is 45. 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
839 Sadly slow and steady doesn’t turn the lights on. 1.3858 0.05249 127 85 35 7
840 We advise that you check with your doctor before starting any new exercise program. 1.3858 0.05367 127 86 33 8
841 Yeah, but nobody thought I could beat that rabbit either! 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
842 Accommodations? No problem. Those three are blind. 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
843 Well, Mr. Hare is late for his reservation so 'first come, first served' 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
844 Man, HR is really playing a shell game with me over these diversity hires 1.3852 0.05390 122 82 33 7
845 So you say your qualifications include winning a well-publicized race with a hare? 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
846 You understand this isn't some Aesop fable? 1.3851 0.05297 148 104 31 13
847 Contrary to popular belief, we ARE an all inclusive gym now. 1.3846 0.04931 130 85 40 5
848 Look mouse. The sign says $1 per rotation. Nothing about how long a rotation should take. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
849 You'll be in charge of the U.S. Senate's electrical power production. 1.3846 0.06172 117 84 21 12
850 Getting out of your shell is the only hard part. 1.3846 0.05150 143 98 35 10
851 It's largely a matter of technique! 1.3846 0.05281 130 88 34 8
852 “I’m sorry, sir, but that attire is totally inappropriate at Gold’s Gym. ‘No fur, no further.’” 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
853 I’m sorry, but today’s spin class is already full. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
854 I think you might fare better in the rabbit study. 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
855 Just so you know, if you land on your back your on your own 1.3836 0.05521 146 105 26 15
856 As the union rep, I have a list of grievances. 1.3833 0.05939 120 85 24 11
857 Before we begin your first spin class, I'll need to ask you a few questions. 1.3833 0.05046 120 78 38 4
858 You literally are not the right fit. 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
859 No? But you let the hare train here yesterday. 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
860 This has nothing to do with your age.... 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
861 So 23andme says hamster? 1.3826 0.06124 115 82 22 11
862 Let me get this straight—the temp agency sent you to fill in while I’m out? 1.3824 0.05225 136 93 34 9
863 This is the Rat Race. "Slow and Steady . . ." no longer applies. 1.3824 0.05910 136 100 20 16
864 Slow and steady is not what we do here. 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
865 No wasteful laundry towels at this gym, you get to tumble dry after showering. 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
866 This is just not in your wheelhouse! 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
867 We'll be needing a note from your vet. 1.3821 0.05101 123 81 37 5
868 Well, this should certainly be a change of pace for you, and hopefully get you out of your shell” 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
869 It looks like they are just spinning their wheels but trust me, they're going places. 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
870 Welcome to SpinCycle, my name is Trevor and I’ll get you started today. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
871 Most applicants don’t put slow as a skill 1.3814 0.05235 118 78 35 5
872 Sorry,your training session was last week 1.3813 0.05721 139 101 23 15
873 It's not for everyone, but you do get to set your own pace. 1.3810 0.05387 126 86 32 8
874 Look, it's not just the wheel speed, you have to be able to type and run mazes. 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
875 If you join today, the first month is free. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
876 I'm sorry,boarding closed ten minutes ago. 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
877 If I could just get your autograph on this liability waiver… 1.3803 0.05070 142 97 36 9
878 You're just not a good fit. 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
879 welcome aboard- let's get you up to speed 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
880 With their insurance premiums skyrocketing following the incident with the farmer’s wife, Blind Mice Inc. had no choice but to take health and safety a little more seriously. 1.3802 0.06014 121 87 22 12
881 Start slow, then taper off. 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
882 What we are really looking for is someone who can keep up with our fast paced work environment. 1.3798 0.05413 129 89 31 9
883 Hi, I'm here to get you up to speed 1.3796 0.05397 137 96 30 11
884 This is going nowhere fast. 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
885 What Supreme Court ruling? 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
886 Unfortunately, we only offer two speeds, fast and furious. 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
887 Just take your time. 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
888 Sorry, beating a rabbit isn't enough to qualify. 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
889 How do you keep winning this race?" 1.3788 0.05844 132 96 22 14
890 I really have loved working here, Harold. I’m resigning because I want more free time to write my memoir: “The Rat Race: How We All Lose and Die Trying”. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
891 So it says here you went to Yale? 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
892 Corporate said that we should try moving in a different direction. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
893 The listing clearly said "Teenage Mutant Ninja ... " 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
894 Dude, it’s not as easy as we make it look. 1.3784 0.04927 148 101 38 9
895 We value work-life balance here. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
896 We are a funky bunch. Do you think you will be able to come out of your shell? 1.3782 0.05966 119 85 23 11
897 The last time we had a tortoise in the race it was considered an unfair advantage. 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
898 Now listen. Don’t try to keep up. Those other guys don’t know there’s no finish line” 1.3782 0.05468 119 81 31 7
899 Sure, I could sell you one. But I just don't think these are the wheels you're looking for. 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
900 Dude, I get ‘slow and steady wins’ but our insurance won’t cover if you fall and can’t get up.” 1.3780 0.05353 127 87 32 8
901 Would you like to join the rat race? 1.3775 0.05458 151 110 25 16
902 OK, you might have beat the hare, but that doesn't really cut it here. 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
903 That’s right. As long as you keep going, you can have ALL the drugs you want” 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
904 It'll be the same old grind but, at a different pace. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
905 Do you consider yourself a team player? 1.3769 0.05036 130 87 37 6
906 Let's start with some more attainable fitness goals than winning a race against The Hare. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
907 Please? The Zumba class was full today. 1.3767 0.04776 146 98 41 7
908 Sorry. The last applicant beat you by a hare. 1.3761 0.06357 109 79 19 11
909 Yes, I know, I really know, on my oath, I know, I know the story and the answer is still NO! 1.3761 0.05392 117 79 32 6
910 I'm sorry to let you go, but you're just not getting up to speed fast enough. 1.3761 0.06036 117 84 22 11
911 It's not about the running, the wheel is a metaphor for life. 1.3760 0.05164 125 84 35 6
912 Nobody actually wins the rat race. 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
913 If you can beat a hare, I think you have a decent shot at this. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
914 I guess you could be the control. 1.3750 0.05925 120 86 23 11
915 Your references look great, but I will need to meet this hare first. 1.3750 0.05973 128 94 20 14
916 Yes, slow and steady is exactly what we are looking for. 1.3750 0.05167 120 80 35 5
917 Do you think it might bring me out of my shell? 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
918 Sure, but you'll have to lose the PPE. 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
919 Slow and steady won’t win you the rat race. I’ll tell you that much. 1.3740 0.05122 131 89 35 7
920 So, how do you see yourself in seven years? 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
921 It all depends on your technique. 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
922 sure you can give it a try, but you might feel more comfortable on the recumbent wheel. 1.3740 0.05085 123 82 36 5
923 Now you can get nowhere even faster. 1.3739 0.05449 115 78 31 6
924 ‘On the plus side, no one can pass you…’ 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
925 I recommend starting slow 1.3739 0.06109 115 83 21 11
926 We're looking for a self-starter 1.3738 0.05867 107 74 26 7
927 The “odds”? About the same as when you raced the hare. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
928 Sorry, this club is exclusive to gym rats. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
929 Sir, perhaps you’d like to change into your Speedo first. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
930 I'm tellin' you Fred, if you want to beat the hare, you've got to train. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
931 Have you discovered the wonder that is caffeine? 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
932 Nobody is calling you a "diversity hire". 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
933 It turns out that we're a good source of renewable energy. 1.3712 0.04858 132 88 39 5
934 Listen, kid—the rat race is no place for a slow and steady pace.” 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
935 I still think you should work from home. 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
936 Your resume says you beat a hare? 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
937 You're going to have to shell out for this. 1.3704 0.06113 108 77 22 9
938 Ready to join the rat race? 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
939 I’m sorry. This is not a shell game. But feel free to place a bet. 1.3697 0.06186 119 88 18 13
940 How’s your tolerance for monotonous and completely unfulfilling work? 1.3697 0.06186 119 88 18 13
941 Um, sorry. You're just not the right fit. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
942 Look we've had some complaints about you not wiping down the equipment, it's got nothing to do with species 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
943 Thanks for getting here so slowly. 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
944 Michelangelo? And what’s the last name? 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
945 Join now and in three months I guarantee the lady turtles will be after you like you can’t believe 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
946 NOT-SO-FAST... 1.3689 0.05958 122 89 21 12
947 If you give me a shot, I promise you a revolution by the end of my first day. 1.3684 0.06263 114 84 18 12
948 Perhaps you're more a treadmill type. 1.3680 0.05271 125 86 32 7
949 Alas, slow and steady does not win the rat race. 1.3675 0.05897 117 84 23 10
950 And how are you at righting yourself? 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
951 We’re looking to diversify the company 1.3672 0.05067 128 87 35 6
952 Do you have experience working in a fast-paced environment?" 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
953 Ohhhhh sorry.... Today is Cardio with Calhoun, tomorrow is Darwin's Dynamic Flow 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
954 We still need to see your vaccination card, Mr. Tortoise. 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
955 But your session was yesterday. 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
956 Working out 500 laps a day on this will increase your flexibility and self-confidence; you'll be out of that shell in no time! 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
957 Slow and steady may win you some races, but you still have to train. 1.3661 0.05381 112 76 31 5
958 What about Critical Pace Theory? 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
959 Slow and steady gets you nowhere. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
960 We just need to find you a locker for the backpack and you are set. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
961 I suggest you start off slow. 1.3657 0.04917 134 91 37 6
962 This is the mouse hour sir - turtles are at 5 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
963 Maybe I can grease this wheel with a $20 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
964 Slow and steady ain’t gonna cut it on this ride, kid. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
965 Frankly, we need your help slowing this rat race down a bit. 1.3651 0.05115 126 86 34 6
966 What's the rush? 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
967 No, no, no. This is Building B where we do Nursery Rhyme tryouts. Fable auditions are in Building D. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
968 As you can see, this job is more of a sprint than a marathon. 1.3644 0.05200 118 80 33 5
969 Thank you for your application Mr. McConnell, but I’m not sure the Democratic Party is the best fit for you 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
970 You raised your pulse to ten beats per minute. Good job!! 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
971 This might not be the right gym membership for you. 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
972 Here, you can run your own race 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
973 The rate is per minute but with you we can can go by the hour... 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
974 My qualifications? I can outrace any hare! 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
975 You may actually be looking for the 'getting somewhere slowly' group. 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
976 We may need to reinvent the wheel.” 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
977 Sorry, no protective devices permitted. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
978 Sorry pal, “slow and steady” just ain’t gonna cut it in the rat race 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
979 I was just like you when I started. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
980 Sorry, it's not a shell game. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
981 We do have some slow-and-steady options that might be a better fit for you. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
982 Just remember, there's a two day time limit on the equipment. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
983 You requested the 'slow and steady,' right? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
984 Listen, we’re under staffed and I don’t earn nearly enough cheddar to put up with you snapping at me. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
985 Well, sure, it might not be YOUR idea of Heaven... 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
986 You're late for your appointment. 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
987 The Slow and Steady spin class ended two hours ago. @newyorkmag @drewdernavich #drewdernavich 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
988 We are a diverse renewable energy company seeking to revolutionize the market. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
989 There IS a lot of travel with this position, but no overnight stays. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
990 You have to be this small to ride this ride. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
991 Yes, we're inclusive. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
992 Slow and steady doesnt really work here 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
993 While diversity is one of our core values,we just don't think it's a culture fit. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
994 Are you motivated by cheese? 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
995 You beat the hare, you can beat the wheel. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
996 I’m sorry but you are just not tall enough to go on the ride. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
997 Looks like the hare's running late. Take his spot. 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
998 I'm sorry sir, the rat race is only for rats. 1.3607 0.05710 122 88 24 10
999 I have NOT heard of "Slow and Steady"...have YOU heard of Crossfit? 1.3607 0.05943 122 90 20 12
1000 I just need you to sign this waiver. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1001 You must be our diversity hire. 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1002 We charge by time, not number of revolutions. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1003 Maybe you should start with tai chi. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
1004 It's just what we do 1.3596 0.05305 114 78 31 5
1005 Just give me one good reason to join this rat race. 1.3596 0.06120 114 84 19 11
1006 How would you say you respond in high stress situations? 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
1007 Identify as a hamster all you want, you’re too slow for the wheel. 1.3594 0.05289 128 90 30 8
1008 I'm sorry. You must be over 4-inches tall to ride. 1.3594 0.04801 128 86 38 4
1009 Sorry, Rat Race. Hare racing is next door. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1010 No matter how you spin it, you’re not beating the hare again. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1011 So sorry, they do not come in flat" 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1012 What's your goal? 1.3590 0.06004 117 86 20 11
1013 Well, yes, we all exaggerate on our resumé a little... 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1014 I'd recommend staying with your in-home exerciser. 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
1015 All of our interrogation sites are CIA compliant. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
1016 We're looking for someone who can go the extra mile, if needed. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1017 Sorry but, in fairness, we are not allowing the hare to train here either. 1.3583 0.04992 120 81 35 4
1018 I’m not legally allowed to ask about your heritage, but we will ask you to demonstrate a loop for us in the next round of interviews. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
1019 So nice that you brought your protective gear! 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1020 No, you're looking for the shell game. That's down the road in Washington, D.C. 1.3571 0.06195 112 83 18 11
1021 So you are the son of the boss. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
1022 BECAUSE---I WON !!! 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
1023 You shouldn't have lied on your resume. 1.3571 0.06195 112 83 18 11
1024 we're starting to change over to "slow and steady". 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1025 First you'll have to come out of your shell. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1026 Sorry, Carl. You’re fired. You haven’t had a good run. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1027 I like your "outside the wheel" thinking, but I just don't think you're a good fit for this organization. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
1028 Yes, there’s a waiver. And all outerwear must be removed prior to entry, no exceptions. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
1029 Sorry but you tested positive for marijuana 1.3571 0.06324 112 84 16 12
1030 Are you up for a revolution? 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1031 I'm sorry it didn't work out. Slow and steady doesn't always win the race. 1.3565 0.05411 115 80 29 6
1032 This is a spinning class. The pool is down the hall and to the right. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
1033 They pay by the hour; you pay by the revolution: three for a dollar. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1034 You’re looking for slow and steady, this is the rat race 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
1035 I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to come back when we are slower 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
1036 I'm aware that you beat the hare, sir, but I'm afraid the rules for this event clearly stipulate Rodents Only!!! 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
1037 Lets make this quick, I've got to finish going nowhere fast. 1.3559 0.05961 118 87 20 11
1038 Welcome to the ship's engine room, Senator McConnell ! 1.3558 0.06541 104 78 15 11
1039 . . .and for two years I worked at the shell station. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1040 So that's the job Tommy. You see the farmers wife...any farmers wife...sound the alarm. Our tail loss numbers have been pretty high 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
1041 You’re going to have to come out of your shell a bit here. 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1042 Ok listen. Come back Friday and I'll have a treadmill for you. 1.3554 0.05097 121 83 33 5
1043 No, I've never heard the one about the tortoise and the rat. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
1044 Seriously, you want one that doesn't turn? 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
1045 I can see you were made for this. You’re gonna be great…Trust me! 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1046 You wouldn’t be the fourth wheel exactly. 1.3545 0.05260 110 75 31 4
1047 Look man, it’s really more of a branding issue 1.3545 0.05099 110 74 33 3
1048 The hare said I could have his reservation. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
1049 To be honest we expected the hare to get here first 1.3540 0.05322 113 78 30 5
1050 We said we needed someone *nocturnal* given that this is a night shift, not noc-turtle. 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1051 Now, bear in mind this isn’t a competition. Your reputation precedes you. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1052 Your gym membership was cancelled due to slow payments 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1053 Tell me, why do you want to work with us? 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
1054 I am not joining the rat race 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
1055 Sorry, we'll need a note from your Doctor... 1.3534 0.05231 116 80 31 5
1056 All I'm saying is you do realize these tests are inherently biased. 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1057 Before I hire you, one last question: Where do you want to be in five years? 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1058 Sorry, we can't accept you - this is a triple-blind study. 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
1059 you talk the talk but can you walk the walk? 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
1060 - What do you mean, “Toxic work environment?” 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
1061 You're in luck! We just had a cancelation on #3. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1062 Believe me, they were all turtles before their Covid shots. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1063 You said your name was Speedy on your resume 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1064 No thanks, I’d rather go somewhere slowly than nowhere quickly. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1065 Okay. You can start on Monday. But I warn you, it’s a real rat race. 1.3520 0.04580 125 83 40 2
1066 Only if you come out of your shell. 1.3520 0.05821 125 93 20 12
1067 No one else can do this either. You'll be fine. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1068 HR sent me. , 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
1069 Are you sure you didn't lie on your resumé? 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1070 Walk normal. They're graded on a curve. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
1071 So, it’s not a race. 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
1072 No. I will not just roll with it. 1.3509 0.05973 114 84 20 10
1073 Just take it easy at first, and don't go too fast. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1074 You'll at least get a blue ribbon for participation. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1075 you sure you wanna do this? 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
1076 Trust me. You'll do fine. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
1077 No, this is Ninja Warrior training, not Ninja Turtle training. 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
1078 The goal is to slow employee turnover. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1079 We're all for supporting biodiversity but this isn't a job for everyone. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1080 You obviously lied on your resume. 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
1081 We thought maybe if you model a more leisurely pace... 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
1082 Look, I just don't think it's quite your speed. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
1083 …and most importantly, it’s not a race. Okay? 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1084 So,you finally showed up? 1.3495 0.06718 103 79 12 12
1085 It says here you are diligent, easygoing, and relaxed. We could use a little more of that around the office. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1086 The trick is just to really leeaan into it. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1087 It’s just to provide more confidence to the others. See if you can get on. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1088 First, you have to sign this waiver. 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1089 This is the only model we've got left on the lot right now 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1090 Slow and steady is actually exactly what we’re looking for. 1.3488 0.05001 129 90 33 6
1091 So tell me more about this hare… 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
1092 Rabbits are the next lab over.. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1093 I'm not sure you are ready for Cirque du Soleil, but let's see what you've got! 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1094 We have a position open in the mailroom. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1095 The exercise will do you good and it might help you come out of that shell. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1096 Our new HR department takes inclusion very seriously 1.3482 0.05027 112 76 33 3
1097 What's your average RPM? 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
1098 Are you ready sir to have your life turned upside down? 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
1099 You're only here because of affirmative action. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1100 Just so you know, your insurance doesn't cover this. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
1101 Somehow I think getting dizzy in there will be the least of your problems. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
1102 I'm very motivated right now. I just won a race with a hare. 1.3475 0.05298 118 83 29 6
1103 Let me understand this -- you want to join the rat race? 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1104 Diversity is more important than speed. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1105 I'm sorry, the point of the rat race is that no one wins. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1106 I don't CARE if Mister Wizard sent you. This is Rodents Only until noon. OK? 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1107 Success will be measured by your forward progress. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1108 Of course we offer a 401K, excellent health insurance and paid vacation time. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1109 You’ll get there, they looked like you when they started. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1110 By the hour or by the day? 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
1111 Open Wheel isn't until 5. You can come back then. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1112 Hmm this isn’t exactly the kind of spin class I signed up for! 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
1113 I do sense your enthusiasm for this role... however it did take you 4 hours to fill in this form... 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
1114 This is not really a position where you can climb the corporate ladder. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1115 We'll get you up to speed before throwing you into the rat race. 1.3455 0.05236 110 76 30 4
1116 We did offer you an introductory equipment tour before you signed up for your year long membership. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1117 Have you ever won any races? 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1118 I need to get back into shape. The hare want's a rematch! 1.3451 0.06256 113 86 15 12
1119 Steady isn't the problem. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1120 We're going to have to let you go. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1121 Come out of your shell and have some fun. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1122 The maze might be more your speed. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1123 Welcome to the corporate life, it's not as bad as it looks 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1124 You thought we were simply born faster? 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1125 Sorry, wrong rodent. This is spin class not ninja class. 1.3445 0.05778 119 88 21 10
1126 Promise me you won’t just sit there. We have a show to put on. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1127 Speed makes no difference. You're not going anywhere! 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1128 You beat the rabbit we think you can beat the mice. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1129 We started 15 minutes ago while you were putting on your running shoes. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1130 You were referred by the Hare. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1131 This isn't about slow and steady. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1132 I may be slow but I'm sure footed . 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1133 The point? 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1134 So you’ve decided to stick your neck out and try something new? 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1135 We'll hire anyone at this point. Are you interested? 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1136 Sorry, but you can't take that on with you. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1137 Unfortunately you’ve gotta be under 2” long to ride this ride. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1138 Looking at your resume, we just don't think you can handle the rat race. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1139 Your willingness is commendable, but 'slow and steady' is just not gonna cut it! 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1140 Go at your own pace and remember: it’s not a rat race, it’s a rat marathon. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1141 No, we don’t have one with water. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1142 I also take a very long lunch. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1143 Yes, they look funny but have you seen humans on treadmills 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1144 Sir, I realize you got here before Mister Hare, but he made an online reservation for this 1 O'Clock Spin Class, 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1145 You'll kill'em in the endurance events but you don't stand a chance in the artistic program. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1146 You're gonna need to change into yoga pants. 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
1147 No rush. 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
1148 I'm sorry, the feeling was you just wouldn't fit in with the culture 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
1149 According to my clipboard, you were supposed to be here yesterday.” 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
1150 Come back next evolutionary cycle 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1151 Oh don’t worry, it’s a beginners class. 1.3423 0.05934 111 82 20 9
1152 It's my job to bring you up to speed on how we do things here. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1153 YOU'RE the new spin class instructor? 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1154 Have you considered applying to Mazes? 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1155 I've done all I can. Slow and steady just isn't gonna cut it anymore. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1156 Steady is still slow, sorry. 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
1157 Unfortunately you can't cancel your membership in the middle of your contract 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1158 Take your time and you’ll be surprised at the results! 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1159 Sorry dude, the class started two hours ago. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1160 Sure, we can get you in to shape. When is the big race? 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
1161 This is not a shell game. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
1162 I know, I know, I just want to use the free weights. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
1163 I feel it’s unwise for me to let you cancel your gym membership. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1164 Unfortunately, we have decided to move ahead with other candidates. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1165 Listen, I don’t care what hare you say you beat. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1166 Join our ‘beat the hare in 6 months plan’ and I’ll wave your membership fee 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
1167 Easy does it, can ya do that. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1168 So after the Hare, you choose us? 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1169 ‘Well your track record is good...’ 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1170 This will improve your speed and agility... 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1171 Sorry, this is the rat race department, you don't meet the stress-level requirements 1.3394 0.06004 109 81 19 9
1172 Yes sir, but in this case, "slow and steady" doesn't really work. 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
1173 ‘Look, I believe ya, but this ain’t a race and we ain’t rabbits’ 1.3393 0.05002 112 77 32 3
1174 Look, Mike, it's peak cardio hours. You get 30 minutes then you're off. Got it? 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1175 That'll be two chunks of cheese. In one week, you'll look just like them..........guaranteed! 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1176 Sorry but the reservation says Hare 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1177 Trust me ,working from home isn't all it is cracked up to be. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1178 This is the Rat Race Study. Tortoise and Hare is down the hall. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1179 I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you have the wrong parable. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1180 The Hare is waiting for you in the other lab…this is the rat race 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1181 Oh rats. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1182 Don't worry, I'm from maintenance. 1.3371 0.05523 89 61 26 2
1183 Yep, we have one vacancy. The hare just checked out. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1184 I’ve told you before...you can’t enter the club until you get your salmonella vaccine 1.3370 0.06786 92 70 13 9
1185 I’m sorry, this race is for rats only. 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1186 If that happens, your trainer can flip you. 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1187 To be honest, I think this is a win-win. We both have issues with turnover. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1188 I know the deadline was Thursday, but we're really spinning our wheels here. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1189 Give it a whirl; once you start, you find you can't stop 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1190 I’m sorry sir I cannot accept your submission to the gym at this time, what happens when you land on your back. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1191 Let me tell you how the rat race works.. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1192 Hmm...we were expecting less “slow and steady” and more “win the race! 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1193 And then what, race a rabbit??? 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1194 Your résumé shows you can spin your wheels, but you lack experience in getting nowhere fast. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1195 I recommend starting with the treadmill. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1196 We do require you wear your Fitbit. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1197 This is just crazy enough to work. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1198 I’m sorry, but if you’re not into backflips, this isn’t the right place for you. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1199 Look, we agreed, this is not in your wheel house. 1.3362 0.05040 116 81 31 4
1200 I beat all the hares and I’ll beat you too! 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1201 You'll need to come out of your shell to enjoy this one. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1202 You expect me to believe that every member of your family lived past 125 years and not one had a health club membership? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1203 Trust me, you want no part of this 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1204 Absolutely not. The hare told us all about you. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1205 Since you've already beaten the hare, you automatically qualify. 1.3358 0.05499 134 101 21 12
1206 As long as you can right yourself up when you flip over, you are good to go. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1207 You don't look like a ninja to me 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1208 We charge by the hour,not the rotation. Understand? 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1209 You're telling me we hired you on our Equal Opportunities program? 1.3333 0.06445 108 84 12 12
1210 Did you get the letter of recommendation from the hare? 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1211 Are there ever any winners in the rat race? 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1212 As you can see, our cardio room is pretty awesome.” 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1213 Listen to me please! As I've been saying to you for the past hour, "Ready. Set. Go!" 1.3333 0.05564 135 103 19 13
1214 Yeah, it's probably an ADA violation, but that's way above my pay grade. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1215 You're not the ideal hire, but you are diverse. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1216 Sir, the "Slow and Steady" study is down the hall. 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
1217 No this is the rat race. You’re looking for the Hare and Tortoise race... go further up and take a left 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1218 We've heard good things about you from our friend hare 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1219 Maybe this time you won’t lose by a hare. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1220 It's just how we roll. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1221 Look, if you’re going to beat that Hare you need to train 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1222 I’m sorry, but the beginner spin class meets on Tuesdays. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1223 I'm sorry, but the last tortoise we had just didn't work out. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1224 Your fitness goal is to "beat the hare"? 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1225 Sorry, these are only for going nowhere quickly. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1226 I'm not sure you understand. These are tryouts for Cirque de Soleil. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1227 … but it says here you have wheel world experience 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
1228 It's $10 an hour no matter how little progress you make 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1229 Slow and steady? We’re looking more for someone to enter the rat race. 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
1230 Are you sure you read all of the Terms & Conditions?” 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1231 Since the pandemic we’ve struggled to keep up interest in the rat race so we’re loosening requirements 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1232 The Slow and Steady class ended two hours ago. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1233 Of course you qualify. It's only a shell game. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1234 Sorry, but there’s a minimum speed requirement. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1235 ‘Agreed then - quiz team names - The Tortillas v. The Ratatouillees.’ 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
1236 You'll be outrunning that hare in no time. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
1237 OK, so it looks like you've been assigned to the control group. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1238 Okay, but you have to sign a release if your shell cracks. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
1239 There is no hare. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1240 Aesop thinks you need to workout? 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1241 We have an opening - but you'll need to hit the ground running. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1242 Well, we have win, place, show, and still. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1243 Sorry, we are holding it for the Hare. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1244 no,the application requirements have not changed since last time 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
1245 You get a free, one-hour session with a personal trainer when you join. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1246 I'm sorry, but it'll take too long to get you up to speed. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1247 It’s not for everybody. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1248 Participation counts. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1249 Our program is less about weight training and more about cardio, which comes in handy when eluding cats. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1250 Sorry, none of our treadmills have a "slow as molasses" setting! 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
1251 Can I see your medical release? 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1252 No, I'm not trying to give you the run around. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1253 We can offer you a teaching role 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1254 Sure we have a diversity and inclusivity policy in place 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1255 Says here you "beat a hare?" tell me about that. 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
1256 I know you beat a rabbit, but this is not a good fit for you. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1257 What makes you think you can win the million dollars? 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1258 Your application form stated that you support diversity. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1259 Don’t let the humans confuse you. Our rat race comes with guaranteed medical and dental. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1260 Stanley, go home. You’re embarrassing me! 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1261 Welcome to the rat race. Please take a number 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1262 Thanks for coming. We will call you… 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
1263 We're very happy you've applied: we're looking to diversify our team. Good luck!" 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1264 I’m sorry sir, that one is reserved. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1265 Turns out the rat race just isn’t for me… Anyway, good luck! 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1266 I’m dropping out of the rat race. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
1267 I wonder if perhaps you'd be more suited to a work-from-home arrangement. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1268 Yes, we do have a lettuce bar. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1269 Dammit, Harold, I know you think everyone else is holding you back, but look at yourself - yet again you've come to work dressed as a turtle. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1270 Shell out and/or you're out!" 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1271 Take your time. We have got all day. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1272 Don’t worry, I’ll take it slow. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1273 Your CV doesn't mention the hare taking a nap. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1274 Read the room, Baby. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1275 You're late. Again. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1276 Hello, "I'm here to give the slow and steady wins the race Ted Talk." 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1277 You're not getting on until you sign the liability waiver. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1278 I don’t know, let me check the rule book. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1279 Are you considering a career change? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1280 We all know the story, now prove it. 1.3258 0.07106 89 70 9 10
1281 Sorry, it's not that you're too slow; you're just not a rat. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1282 Welcome to Amazon! 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1283 Welcome, at last, to our futility in motion study. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1284 It's only two kernals a ride 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1285 What do you mean, ‘what’s the point?’ What’s the point of poetry? What’s the point of sex? What’s the point of chocolate cake with ice cream? 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1286 How's your typing? 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
1287 Sorry you’re late for your reservation. 1.3246 0.04905 114 80 31 3
1288 Sorry, but the shell has got to go. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1289 Look, we’re into diversity here and not trying to set new records. Just do your best. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1290 Almost instantly, Jason could hear the wheels turning. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1291 I do better on marathons. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1292 Sorry, but you are not the right fit for the job. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1293 We work wonders here, not miracles. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1294 Hi, Tom, we have you pencilled in for the Maze at 3:00! 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1295 Yes, it's funny that you put caffine in their water but I still think you should leave 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
1296 Come out of your shell a little, now. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1297 We were expecting an iguana. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1298 Our study needs a baseline measurement... that's where you come in. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1299 After this, you can practice climbing up the corporate ladder. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1300 What kind of workout did you have in mind? 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
1301 It’s new and needs to be run in slowly. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1302 I can only guarantee you fourth place. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1303 Congratulations! You’ve won! 1.3235 0.06410 102 79 13 10
1304 We really think this will help you get out of your shell.. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1305 We appreciate you figuratively coming out of your shell, but for legal reasons your physical shell must stay on at all times 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1306 I’m sorry, but armored protection is not allowed. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1307 You have great experience, but you're not really a culture fit. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1308 I really think you'd be more suited for our rock sitting study. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1309 Listen,I know you beat the hare,but this is a real rat race. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1310 Not in your wheelhouse,buddy. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1311 You looked a lot more "hampster-like" in your online profile. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1312 I know that slow and steady wins the race, but. . . . 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1313 I’m sorry, but whoever told you this is an equal opportunity fitness center was mistaken. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1314 I'm not sure this is the right job for you. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1315 Wait, you're how old!? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1316 The Ninja class starts at eleven. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1317 ....please remove all jewelry, defense forces and/or mobile homes... 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1318 Sorry only if you’re vaccinated. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1319 Well, YOU'RE not a hamster, either! 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1320 Neurotypical or not, Randall, I’m going to need you to spin that wheel. 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1321 We'd be more interested in your participation if you'd come out of your shell. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1322 Don't. Nobody wins the rat race. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1323 You need to get out of your shell. 1.3214 0.05978 112 86 16 10
1324 You realize if you end up on your back, there's little we can do. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1325 Sorry, this is spinning - you should be in swimming! 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1326 Can you work outside the box? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1327 We’ll have you in shape for the Olympics in 2 weeks! 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1328 We heard you beat the hare, so we have pretty high expectations about what you can do here. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1329 Your numbers are low, Gary. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1330 I know you need the money but I don't think this job is for you. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1331 It’s incredibly interesting work. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1332 Slow and steady just won't cut it in this rat race. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1333 If this guy is a no-show you can take a spin. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1334 No, they won’t give you a head start. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1335 I’m sorry pal; no matter how you spin it, it’s just not gonna work. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1336 Have heard of Aesop? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1337 Start off slowly 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1338 My Mom said I'm too sedentary. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1339 You also have to wipe the machine down after each workout. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1340 I wouldn't exactly call it upward mobility... 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1341 You beat the hare, dude! Rest on your laurels. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1342 You help our diversity numbers but I'm afraid you'll bring down our turns per user measure 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1343 We suggest you finish Treadmill 101 before advancing to Spin class.” 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1344 Might seem crazy, but trust me, it'll be good training for that thing you have with the hare. 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1345 Your CV said you beat the rabbit. It doesn't say how. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1346 Can you please explain this "slow and steady" reference on your application? 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1347 Proof of vaccination is right here on my phone. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1348 I see by your resume, here, that you won a race with a hare! 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1349 No, I'm just saying, this one may not be for you. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1350 Do your best to fit in, but we both know who here is the independent variable. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1351 It's never going to work out for you here until you come out of your shell. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1352 It says here you work well in a fast paced environment. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1353 So, you have to train for an important race in the next few days, right? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1354 Would you be willing to work weekends? 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1355 Sorry I'm late. It's taking me longer than I expected getting back into the rat race. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1356 third wheel is open 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1357 Have you used the equipment before? 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1358 No, this is the rat race floor. Turtles? All the way down. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1359 Nice Try Morty! You know I can still recognize you under that shell. 30 minute cardio timelimit per member on the treadmills! 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1360 Eventually I will win the race. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1361 Listen, it's not about competing with others. Our fitness program is about doing *your* best and improving *your* life while breaking the cycle of bad habits by introducing a healthier wheel. And, yes, with consistency you too could one day have the sleek mouse body you've always dreamed of. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1362 Just roll with it. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1363 We believe in equality over equity here. In fact, I don't even SEE your shell. You just look like another living thing to me! 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1364 We need some diversity, you’re hired. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1365 Sorry, SNAFU, you’re scheduled for tomorrow, with the hares. 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1366 Your results may vary. 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1367 Is there a special offer for a yearly membership? 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1368 No, no. This is the ‘NASA Training Facility: Rodent Division.’ Tortoise tumbling tryouts are down the hall. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1369 I'm sorry, but one revolution every three days is not satisfactory. 1.3173 0.06301 104 81 13 10
1370 I'm sorry, but your previous experience isn't relevant. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1371 You're welcome to set your own pace. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1372 I see your excellent CV, but your rpm is a little low… Could you try to move faster? 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1373 The control group. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1374 Sorry, the hare has already finished" 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1375 Don't be intimidated! Carl on the left was a turtle himself when he started working out at Squeakinox 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1376 Don't call us, we'll call you 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1377 It's not you -- we start *everyone* out on the treadmill. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1378 Well now I’ve heard every excuse for being late. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
1379 Yes, we are accepting of everyone, but are you sure about this? 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1380 We are looking for new employees who possess a diversity of talents and skills. Unfortunately, slow and steady isn't one of them. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1381 Are you sure you want to compete with them? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1382 Let's take it slow at first. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1383 Respectfully, Sir, I think you’re at the wrong race. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1384 Oh come on, we’re not going anywhere. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1385 Ya gotta give me a shot - I'll win by a hare. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1386 If you're serious about beating the hare then you'll want to opt for our Platinum Membership. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1387 Have you ever completed an exercise in futility? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1388 You too could get a body like this for the low price of $199/month 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1389 It’s either this or back to the same old shell game. 1.3148 0.06261 108 85 12 11
1390 Ok, let’s see if we can slow down this rat race. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1391 It’s a high-pressure environment, sure, but these jobs aren’t going anywhere. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1392 I just got the results from your last race. Welcome to the team. Wheel number 3. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1393 Hantavirus vaccine passport, please. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1394 Nice guys finish last. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1395 Don't worry - they're all blind. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1396 Honestly... I think this place is not quite your wheelhouse 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1397 Sorry, this is sales training. Customer service training is down the hall. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1398 So what you are saying is that this company does not have a equal opportunities policy in place? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1399 You would really need to come out of your shell. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1400 We really wanted to get a judge from outside the industry... 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1401 I'm sorry. We're holding that one for the hare. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1402 These are mouse cycles. Turtle cycles are down the hall. 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
1403 Shells are optional. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1404 So, you identify as a ‘mouse’. This oughta be fun.’ 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1405 I can't believe it, but I beat the hare here again. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1406 Can you explain to me again how slow and steady wins the race? 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1407 Not to worry. It's an endurance test. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1408 Sorry, boss - productivity is falling this week. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1409 I wouldn't worry about flipping over. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1410 Thank you Mrs. Leonardo, I am sorry I forgot to write my name on the test paper. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1411 We prefer the term “Rodent Challenge” instead of the term “Rat Race 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1412 How quickly can you get up to speed? 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1413 If you work hard, you’ll go places in this company. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1414 No question we can get you to that level, with the platinum membership. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1415 The position does require a certain flexibility 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1416 During this first phase of the study, we will focus on the journey. We will address the destination in phase two. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1417 I'm sorry Mr. Hamster, we did not realize you were a turtle when you made the reservation. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1418 Hmmm, I don't know. Looks like your boot camp's just training everyone to go nowhere fast. 1.3111 0.06823 90 71 10 9
1419 Previously won a race against a hare you say...? 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1420 You may have beaten the hare, but you're not even in the rat race. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1421 What makes you think you are qualified for this job? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1422 I hope you don’t mind being the third wheel. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1423 This I've gotta see. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1424 We also have a fully stocked salad bar, if that’s more your speed. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1425 Don't even think about it! 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1426 Bad news: you're late. Your race was last week. Good news: it's still in progress. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1427 I'm sorry, you're not quite tall enough for this ride. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1428 We require three references yet you've listed only one, the hare. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1429 I'm sorry, but you're overqualified. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1430 Do you have any experience going fast? 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1431 Anthony, we broke up! Can't believe you found me at work. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1432 I heard you’re a good self starter 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1433 Our spin class is open to all fitness levels. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1434 … and remember, slow and steady wins the race. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1435 Finally! A certified racing champion, here to show us how to do this right! 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1436 We do have a slot open here, Mr Green, but this rat race isn't for everyone. Some crack under pressure. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1437 Management tryouts are next door. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1438 The moral of the story is that life is meaningless. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1439 Just because we spread plagues doesn’t meant we don’t believe in social distancing…You’ll have to wait for another treadmill. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1440 Is there a work from home option? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1441 Your resume states that you beat the hair? 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1442 We don’t have an extra wheel for you right now, but you could just walk in a circle and get the same result. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1443 Look I don't mean to be specist,but there's no way you can participate in this critical race theory. 1.3086 0.07167 81 64 9 8
1444 I'm sorry, but you have to be blind to enter. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1445 But on the upside, you won't need to provide me retirement benefits for about 40 years. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1446 You might want to put your house in a locker. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1447 No, I don't think the rat race will bring you out of your shell! 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1448 We’ll put you in the beginner’s class… 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1449 Donatello, your training starts now 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1450 Shell feeling a bit tight? At-home training isn’t for everyone. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1451 I’m sorry it took forever to get here, but to cancel the membership your letter has to be mailed. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1452 Peleton Pete, finally you have arrived. 1.3083 0.05773 120 94 15 11
1453 Just because you beat some hare doesn't mean you're ready to keep up in the rat race 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1454 They still haven't realized the wheel isn't spinning, sir 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1455 I'm here from the Department of Health - we've had complaints about droppings on the floor. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1456 It took me a year to get here, so move along, kid. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1457 Sorry kid, it’s a closed shop. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1458 You’ll need to take that off before you enter. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1459 Lose the shell and we'll talk. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1460 Please get back on; this pace is killing us. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1461 Though your resume is impressive, the rat race is truly for rats… 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1462 I’m sorry sir but beating a hare doesn’t mean that you get a free gym membership. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1463 I’m assuming that’s a note from your doctor? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1464 I'm not sure that method applies here. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1465 You know how to saunter, don’t you? 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1466 this is a fast paced environment 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1467 The products basically sell themselves and you get to be your own boss! 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1468 You might find our gym to be a little intimidating. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1469 They think it's a sprint; I know it's a marathon. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1470 If you're not in a hurry to go anywhere, I can explain the cardio merits of the wheel. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1471 Well,I suppose where there's a wheel there's a way. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1472 Hi. I'm here for my training session for the 2016 Olympics. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1473 Based on your résumé, you may be just what we’re looking for. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1474 Try to keep pace, I’ll be back in ten 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1475 Where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1476 You are too early for next year! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1477 Sorry, buddy. I don't make the rules. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1478 Just sign this liability release 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1479 I see you have experience with hares. Have you worked in the rat race before 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1480 Are you willing to completely devalue yourself to accept this position while I sit around and complain that no one wants to work anymore? 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1481 If it makes you feel better, think of it this way: This job is about the journey, not the destination. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1482 It's not their job I'm apply for, it's yours. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1483 Yep, it’s been wiped down 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1484 Wellcome fellow-new-hire! Ethnicity it’s not even a subject here… let me know if you run into any hurdles 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1485 Two weeks and you’ll be a gym rat. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1486 We're looking for a shell company to transfer our assets 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1487 Mt therapist said I needed to get out of my shell, try something different 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1488 Slow and steady won't cut it here. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1489 Unfortunately, you cannot do this remotely. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1490 Yes! It’s a great way to warm up for a race. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1491 If you beat a rabbit in a race, I'm afraid you're overqualified 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1492 have you been vaccinated? 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1493 You know it's called a running wheel, right? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1494 So it says in your résumé that you can spin a wheel in under a day. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1495 If you'll just come for the one-hour presentation, we'll give you a $200 resort credit." 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1496 We're trying to see your point, but we're not getting anywhere. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1497 We are happy to welcome you, as a new joiner, in this diversity and inclusion team building activity 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1498 Look, I don't care whether you meant it as an insult, but these are clearly hamster wheels and if you call us that again we're going to have to ask you to leave. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1499 You’ll drop at least 2 shell sizes, guaranteed 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1500 You must be the quota turtel. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
1501 I normally say that this gives more energy and vitality, but in your case I would just lounge by the pool. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1502 Beating one hare doesn't really qualify you for this job. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1503 It's called a "rat race" for a reason. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1504 I trust you’ll find our evaluation process fair and unbiased. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1505 Yes, I know you can make it all the way up the beach and back into the ocean, but can you roll with the big boys? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1506 Just remember, it’s not a rat race. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1507 Hey Shel, you were supposed be here nine days ago. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1508 Just be patient when you go belly-up. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1509 You won't win this rat race by a hare. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1510 Perhaps something in accounting instead? 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1511 Have you taken our CrossFit class before? 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1512 Really? You HAVE passed the mandatory physical? 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1513 Honest. When they began the program, they looked like you. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1514 Would you like me to hold your shell? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1515 Are you hiring? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1516 Okay, but you should know we don't pay by the hour. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1517 We’ve noticed a rising demand for slow motion. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1518 We called you back because it says on your resume you've beaten a hare at a race? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1519 I don't know if this rental is really your speed. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1520 You realize, boss, it's a myth that we actually enjoy this crap, right? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1521 You might want to hang up your shell before your shift starts. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1522 Are you sure you got the right address from the temp agency? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1523 It's not your speed I'm worried about, it's your attitude. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1524 Honestly I think you’ll do well here. Just take it slow. After all, it’s not a rat race. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1525 Sure, slow but steady will work. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1526 I think ‘slow and steady’ was the wrong advice. 1.3019 0.06168 106 84 12 10
1527 Alternative Energy, am I right? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1528 Let the wheel do the work. Before ya know it, you’re spinning out of control. That’s when you’ll know you’ve arrived! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1529 Sorry, this is restricted to Republican traitors. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1530 Wheely? 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1531 You might feel more comfortable waiting for the snails to arrive. They're running a little late. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1532 You have to be flexible. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1533 Enroll today and that hare is toast. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1534 First time with us? Let’s start you off slow. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1535 My name is Aesop, and I'm not trying to prove anything. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1536 Sorry, only mammals get to go on The Wheel of Going Nowhere" 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1537 It all depends, of course, on how much you want to shell out. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1538 They’re unsafe at high speeds, but I’ve got a good feeling here. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1539 Tell me, why do you want to join the rat race? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1540 You're just in time. We need someone with heft. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1541 Just go slow and steady and you'll be fine. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1542 So have you ever attended a spinning class? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1543 Sorry, the hare’s booked it. You should’ve got here earlier. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1544 Just because you beat the hare doesn’t mean that you’re going anywhere with this race. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1545 Sorry, but we couldn't hold your wheel reservation past six o'clock. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1546 By the time you find your way onto that wheel this cartoon caption contest will be over. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1547 We think outside the box. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1548 We’re moving in a new direction with this team; that’s where you come in. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1549 It’s all about mind set 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1550 I don’t care that Aesop sent you from head office - no way I’m letting you cover Marty’s shift 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1551 Sorry, but you don't fit the profile to join the rat race. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1552 ‘Slow and steady’ loses the rat race. 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1553 Who sent you? Aesop? 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1554 I know your endurance is strong, but this will help your speed and agility. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1555 I'd just like to remind you that we're not responsible for any injuries that may occur while you use our equipment. 1.2991 0.06398 107 87 8 12
1556 Remember this time, thirty minutes max if someone's waiting." 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1557 That may be true, but this is more of a fast and unsteady situation. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
1558 Don’t worry, one month back in the office and you’ll be back to yourself in no time 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1559 After the last year, we're looking for some stability. 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1560 'No, no mistake, we are trying to avoid groupthink' 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1561 I'm here from Quality Control. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1562 No, the hare hasn’t signed up. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1563 Treadmill desks? We’ll do you one better. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1564 I’ll be frank, your just here to make the boss’s son look good. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1565 On the plus side, your productivity has been steady. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1566 We encourage our employees to come out of their shells 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1567 I'm sorry, we just don't think you'll be a good fit for our organization. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1568 Sorry, we don't have flipping turtle insurance. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1569 In your case, you can always work from home. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1570 Let me see: ten years of school... afterwards ninety-three years in the "free" market... periods of unemployment... dumping wages... a mortgage... Congratulations - you got the job! 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1571 The Single Ventricle group starts next. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1572 We do have one opening but you'll never make it before closing. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1573 You'll be on taking over on the wheel of justice. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1574 I'm sorry, but there is a slow limit. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1575 Shell-shocked. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1576 So can you see yourself working here after law school? 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1577 Yeah, I show your start time as 9 a.m., but for two months ago. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1578 Sorry, Buddy—you’re three days late for the interview 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1579 Well, after I didn't get a callback for the lead, I thought I might still be qualified for the chorus line? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1580 Still, I admire your commitment to a more sustainable world. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1581 Take your time, we're open all day. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1582 You’re only competing with yourself. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1583 Hare? There's no hare here. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1584 It's not about speed, it's about rhythm. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1585 Listen, I’ve been at this for years and as long as you keep the wheel moving you’re golden 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1586 It's taking us a while to get back to the old rat race. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1587 I don't think saying you identify as a hamster will make a difference to the wheel. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1588 Sorry, that one is reserved for the hare. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1589 Are you absolutely sure you want to join the rat race 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1590 I know you make good soup. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1591 After I beat the Hare I figured I'd come check out this 'rat race' I heard about. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1592 Number 3 is open but watch your speed. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1593 We value diversity but wearing shell is against our policy 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1594 She ain’t fancy, but she’ll get ya there.... wanna take her for a spin? 1.2955 0.04891 88 62 26 0
1595 Your resume is impressive, but I noticed there is quite a long career gap. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1596 I want to make a diversity hire. But then you claim our system is rigged against you. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1597 I usually encourage participants to concentrate on the exercise aspect but in your case I’d say focus more on the futility. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1598 This is speed; stamina is a different machine. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1599 Sorry. Athletes are required to compete in the category of their species at birth 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1600 I know. I know. But the hares are still working remotely. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1601 You know that we can't really pay you 12 dollars an hour 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1602 Slow and steady you say? You understand it's a rat race? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1603 Title IX does not apply. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1604 Just to be clear,no one wins this race. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1605 Sorry sir. It's the only thing available. 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1606 I feel like your just hiring me because of my race. You know, the RAT race 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1607 Sorry, but you must be at least this fast to ride. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
1608 'Slow and steady'?" How about 'not drunk'? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1609 You're the only one who's made actual progress. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1610 The people who want slow Internet are going to love you 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1611 You're here because of your work in the hare race, which tells you everything you need to know about management. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
1612 I don’t think you’re cut out for this rat race. You look more like the “work from home” type. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1613 Your gym will be re-opening soon " 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1614 Just say "circle back" and you've got the job. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1615 We are looking for someone with wheel enthusiasm, on a rotational basis. Does that sound like you, sir? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1616 No pressure, but the hare also trains on this three times a week. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1617 Did you have a cough or fever in the last 14 days? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1618 The "slow and steady" models are still on backorder 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1619 Impressive. Last week I beat a hare. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
1620 Look buddy, here slow and steady does not win the race. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1621 You're hired, Amazon is pro diversity! 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1622 Well, it's your shell, not mine." 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1623 I'll shout discrimination. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1624 Sorry. It's a liability issue. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1625 Yes, the job posting does say "Equal Opportunity Employer" 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1626 It's a rat race but your welcome to try! 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1627 So tell me why you want to work for us. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1628 I have wheel #3 open but it's probably not your speed 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1629 Perhaps you'd like to try the carousel instead? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1630 I’m sorry, but you just missed marathon practice. It was last month. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1631 No, you can’t work from home.” 🏡 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1632 Look pal, training starts at 12. You have to be on time. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1633 We don't discriminate based on race results. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1634 No! I thought I was here to race a rabbit. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1635 I know, I know, but "slow and steady" doesn't fit our business model. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1636 These diversity quotas are getting ridiculous 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1637 HR wants to try slow and steady. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1638 I ‘m sorry, but I just don’t think you’re cut out for the rat race. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1639 We need someone with a good backbone 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1640 Unfortunately, you’re not currently in the running for the open position. 1.2913 0.06267 103 83 10 10
1641 Just beaten the rabbit in a race? Sorry, you are way overqualified. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1642 Roll-flex is guaranteed to increase your speed 200%, you'll be painting a lightning bolt on the side of that shell! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1643 Welcome to the rat race. The best way to win is not to enter it. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1644 Slow and steady ain’t gonna cut it here. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1645 Join our 2 months training program .... Slow and steady doesn't work anymore 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1646 So you say your name is Rabbit, huh? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1647 Not hiring, I'll sue for discrimination. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1648 Good luck. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1649 Our previous assistant manager was lost in the maze. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1650 Yes, our funding agency is very big on diversity. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1651 Would like to join the revolution? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1652 I've been trying to get out of my shell and try something new 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1653 So I'm looking to sublet until Sept 1 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1654 Sorry, have been there, done that - am striving toward lethargy. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1655 Yes, here's where the hare is training... 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1656 Just do what you did in the race against the hare....I'm sure it will be fine. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1657 Please invoke the law of centrifugal force! 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1658 This is our cardio area, but there is a 30 minute limit. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1659 ‘all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others’ 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1660 We're trying to convert to greener sources of energy. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1661 Yes we are an all inclusive treadwheel gym 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1662 You'll have to come out of your shell. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1663 Yes, you can go as fast or as slow as you want. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1664 Your funeral, just sign the release. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1665 Where do you see yourself after 5 rounds? 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1666 Ticket Please. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1667 I’m telling you. Humans call this ‘fun’. I don’t get it either. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1668 I think someone has given you really bad directions. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1669 'Why?' What do you mean, 'Why?'? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1670 Sorry, we don't have any turtle logs available at the moment. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1671 This rat race is full. Get back to the Senate, Mitch McConnell. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1672 In fact, you can take the Hare’s wheel. He hasn’t yet arrived. I suggest the Slow and Steady routine. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1673 Yes, you can go at your own pace. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1674 Look - we’re counting on you to introduce some method to this madness 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1675 I’m sorry sir but that’s the rule, five minutes not five rotations. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1676 You may want to start with a beginner spin class. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1677 Sorry, but you're too late for the rat race. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1678 You're here to obstruct, not win or lose. Do you understand your assignment? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1679 Your epic win in the race with Hare really impressed us. We think you’re ready for the rat race. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1680 Not quite your speed, I’m afraid. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1681 Maybe spin class isn’t for you… 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1682 You're the first one today to bring a helmet to the zero gravity training 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1683 I'm seeking a job that will take me nowhere fast. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1684 An impressive resume, but 'slow and steady' doesn't align with our current market values 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1685 Well we might not be Olympics material sir, but as you can see, we were born to go nowhere fast. 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
1686 Remember to keep your body in an upright, locked position. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1687 I'm too dizzy to read this, to be honest. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1688 You need a thick skin for this line of work. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1689 And you you thought your shell came in handy before! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1690 You may have beaten the hare, but you don't stand a chance in this rat race. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1691 We’re a judgment-free fitness facility. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1692 Are you sure you’re up for this? It’s a rat race over here. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1693 You’re far too intelligent for this line of work. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1694 I'm sorry, but it's a rat race. No turtle entries allowed. The slow and steady race is over there. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1695 Just so we’re clear, you’ll go nowhere a lot slower than these guys. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1696 It's a spin class. You want the flip over class. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1697 You might want to warm up on the recumbent bike first. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1698 Can't complain. It's better than being with the monkeys. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1699 I'm sorry. This gym requires proper attire. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1700 On the other hand, we'll probably never have to replace you. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1701 Like I told you, It’s not about the destination, it’s the journey. So are you in? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1702 But I'm not body shaming you. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1703 Plus an additional 'different species' charge. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1704 You can modify any of the exercises to your skill level 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1705 Due to the Equal Opportunities Act, we now accept applications to the Rat Race from all species 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1706 I’m much faster than I look! 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1707 These guys are a hare better. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1708 I can offer you a partial refund on your membership. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1709 I can’t take you right now but we have slow spinning classes every Tuesday and Thursday at noon. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1710 It’s up to you, Dude. Just sign this flipping waiver. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1711 We think we've discovered why you always win the race. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1712 I think you're in the wrong cartoon! 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1713 You IDENTIFY as a rat? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1714 You need to come out of your shell 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1715 It's OK, we promise you'll get there just as fast as everybody else. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1716 You can check with the EEOC, but 30 rpm is a bona fide occupational requirement. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1717 Count me in, i’ve been trying to get out of my shell 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1718 So, you really sure you want to join this rat race? 1.2857 0.04826 105 77 26 2
1719 As you can see,we offer aerobic fitness equipment for every body type,wherever you are in your journey towards becoming a more healthy you. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1720 The job requires nudity. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1721 Which part of ‘rat race’ did you not understand? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1722 No, the slowest doesn't win the race here. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1723 I just don't think this position is right for you. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1724 I thought this position was remote 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1725 I am not sure you will be the right fit here. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1726 Do you swing both ways? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1727 Getting that far isn’t in our wheelhouse either. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1728 Sir! We will have to perform a dope test! Your last race with Mr. Hare has been called into question 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1729 Oh come on, you'll be totally competitive. They tire quickly! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1730 Your resume seems to have exaggerated a bit. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1731 I'm sorry, but beating a hare in a foot race doesn't qualify you for the mouse wheel. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1732 It's OK. They were the first ones vaccinated. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1733 Am I too late for the spin class? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1734 'I'm warning you ... it's wheely difficult!' 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1735 You look shell shocked. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1736 If you tuck your head, I’ll consider that a helmet. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1737 No no no, no. You’re not understanding. There’s no tangible product. That’s where the “non-fungible” comes in… 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1738 We strive to be exactly an equal opportunity employer 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1739 I think you’ll really come out of your shell when you meet the team 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1740 The Doctor told me to move more…how do I start? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1741 Wrong day, man! You and the rabbit report at 7 am in the morning! Room 103, Track #1… 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1742 I'm sorry, you don't qualify for the kilowatt-generating minimum. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1743 I know you won a critical race, but that theory ain't gonna help you here. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1744 You'll be expected to teach to each student's individual learning style both in person and virtually. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1745 Me at spinning class. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1746 I’m just not sure if you can keep up with the pace around here. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1747 It’s ok. You just ahead. We’re not going anywhere. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
1748 Your reservation for 45 minutes on the wheel is about to expire. Sorry. Try to be on time if you sign up again. 1.2832 0.05687 113 90 14 9
1749 Think of it not as a race but as an existential challenge. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1750 You’re over qualified 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1751 Can I set my own pace? 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
1752 Don't think of it as a race. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1753 It's the Olympics Freestyle trials, not an endurance event. So ... 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1754 Crack that lightning and burn that sky. We are wheelbarrows of the air. We are forgotten Gods trying not to cry. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1755 We were expecting a rabbit 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1756 After years of going nowhere fast, we've decided to try a different strategy. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1757 $7.25 an hour to start? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1758 Dreams are a dime a dozen kid. Now, do you think you got what it takes? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1759 And after one month on our exercise program, you too can loose that ugly shell! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1760 But I told you, I think outside the circle. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1761 I think I can. I think . . . 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1762 I have two words for you, Centrifugal Force! 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1763 So we’re trying to make something more energy efficient than an electric car…you’ll… you’ll be first gear. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1764 You just need to cover for me for an hour. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1765 I'm told you will be working from home? 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
1766 Thanks, but I don't think slow and steady can actually win this one. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1767 The Hare? No, he doesn’t work out here 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1768 Don't worry about getting off to a slow start. The last one to finish wins the race. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1769 The rat race is anyone’s to win now. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1770 I know you usually train with hares, but most of our members are gym rats.” 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1771 Crossfit isn't for everyone. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1772 Your resume is impressive, but I'm gonna need to see those track and field trophies. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1773 Winning is addictive, isn’t it?” 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1774 I am NOT being speciesist, sir. But we DO have a dress code. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1775 Thank you for your application. We’ve decided to go with a faster candidate. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1776 Sorry, but slow and steady don't cut it on this circuit 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1777 We don't think you'll qualify unless you remove your armor. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1778 It's a hybrid work-from-home approach. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1779 ...you keep at it, you'll be 'going nowhere fast.' 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1780 Don’t worry, I’m a fast learner! 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1781 look walter, it’s not called a rat race for nothing 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1782 It's not the destination, it's the journey. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1783 Well, as much as we believe in inclusiveness; There is a reason why the ad specified this was a Rat race. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1784 Three blind mice. See how they run? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1785 That's what Achilles also said. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1786 It's ok - even if you're feeling a bit sluggish, now's a great time to come back to spin class! 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1787 Yeah, they call it a rat race, but if you think of it as a hare race, you'll be a shoo-in to win.' 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
1788 Yes, the wheels go up to 40 mph, but that shouldn't concern you. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1789 Hey, Flash! Good to see ya! 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1790 Trust me, I'm used to getting nowhere fast 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1791 QUALIFIED? Hey, I once beat a RABBIT in a race! 1.2800 0.06208 100 81 10 9
1792 Look, we all heard the story about you and the hare, and truly we are not sure if we can believe it anymore. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1793 ...and this is how we roll 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1794 We’re going to need to you step out of your shell. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
1795 Yes, I've read 'The Tortoise and the Hare,' but it was merely an allegory, you know. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1796 ‘I hear you - welcome to late-stage capitalism in the USA’ 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
1797 I’m sorry but without an MBA I just don’t think you’re cut out for the rat race. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1798 I don't think diversity is the issue here. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1799 Think you can handle Spin class? Mitch, please. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1800 You want speed or accuracy? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1801 Look snowball,I got no idea who got the experimental drug and who got the placebo. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1802 I'm sorry, you have to sign a waiver to use this ride. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1803 Do you need to warm up? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1804 You'll be our speed control group. Trust me; what could go wrong? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1805 ...and I wanted to be the lead tenor in Rigoletto but it's just not happening. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1806 Sorry, No, we didn't find your cell phone under the wheels. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1807 Sorry, old chap, you are in the wrong fable. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1808 That's not how I roll! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1809 I need to see proof of your Covid 19 vaccination.' 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1810 We're going around in circles here. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1811 We don't suggest drugs. You either got it or you don't!! 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1812 And your skill level is …? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1813 Oh hello Mr.Turtle, you definitely reinvented the wheel here, the mice are loving it! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1814 I would shake your hand, but I’m a turtle. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1815 Would you like to take it for a spin? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1816 You shell overcome! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1817 We did send out a notice that we are no longer ‘turtles-only’ 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1818 But, what happened to the hare? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1819 Sorry. This week, the yoga class moved down the hall to Room 6 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1820 No hardtops allowed, unfortunately 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1821 You shouldn’t have used a pre-pandemic photo in your resume. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1822 We're just not sure our equipment can accommodate someone of your... size. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1823 It is technically a spin class, but we recommend the low setting for beginners. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1824 We've heard you did good things against the hare. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
1825 Maybe you should find another summer job. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1826 OK. You're late to work. We expected that of you. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1827 So, are you up for being a one man control group? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1828 The hare trainers are in Aisle 3. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1829 Remember to keep you arms and legs inside at all times until you reach a complete stop. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1830 Just take it easy - note so fast. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1831 You are welcome to workout, but you must leave your domicile in the locker room." 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1832 Thanks for coming in. We’ve had high turnover lately. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1833 Sorry for the misunderstanding, in our job post we meant that we were looking for a ‘quick and agile learner’ in the literal sense. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1834 «We are very impressed with your CV but don’t think you are a good ‘culture fit’ at this time» 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1835 Sorry, my friend. This competition is for weed-powered athletes only. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1836 Come back when we have a slowdown. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1837 Yes, yes, I've read your story, but these guys are much more focused than hares. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1838 We’re all for diversity but can you keep up? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1839 Everyone who works here has had a unique journey but they are all part of the same rat-race. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1840 I can get you a great deal on a lifetime membership. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1841 No worries…we keep an ambulance on standby. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1842 You just missed the cut off by a hare” @drewdernavic 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1843 Three blind mice and now a tortoise? I’m done. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1844 And what makes you think you’re qualified for the rat race? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1845 Are you entered in the competition? No, I missed the deadline. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1846 I think you will find the treadmill more to your liking. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1847 No one wants to do any work in this economy. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1848 Yes, that’s how they roll, but you be you, boo! 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1849 But I have four legs. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
1850 And I've been around the block a few times." 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1851 I'm on to you. This is a shell game. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1852 Things are slow right now so we could probably fit you in 1.2759 0.04820 87 63 24 0
1853 So you're working from home? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1854 Humm…I’m not so sure anymore if I want to work for you guys 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1855 I see you’ve mastered “slow and steady” but we’re really looking for someone who will engage in the rat race.” 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1856 Now it says here on your resume that you were state champion in the 100m dash? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1857 Unlimited classes are included with your membership but towel service is extra. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1858 Affirmative action hire? Why would you ask that? 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1859 Do you suffer from any anxieties? I only ask since you'll need to come out of your shell. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1860 Yeah, you can hop on, but you gotta sign this release 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1861 You've got to sign this waiver before I can let you on. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1862 Oh, I’m sorry! You want Office of the Aging next door. This is the Board of Elections. 1.2754 0.07693 69 57 5 7
1863 Now you know why you shouldn’t lie in your resume 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1864 Alright, welcome aboard. Got one piece of advice: If a guy in a white lab coat offers you fentanyl, take it. They keep it coming, and it's free. No one knows why. You just gotta keep pressing the button. Trust me: It'll all make sense soon, brother. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1865 It's about fitting, not fitness. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1866 Trust me, it’ll help you come out of your shell. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1867 You can identify as a mouse, but to participate you must lose the shell. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1868 We can offer you a hybrid work from home approach 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1869 We needed a low gear 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1870 I realize you'll outlive all of us, but you can't be serious. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1871 You could win on style points. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1872 Sorry, but I don’t see a Shell Silverstein on the contestant list. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1873 Where will I be going? 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1874 It’s great training for a race. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1875 You don't look like your resume! 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1876 Here at our gym, our focus is to get you out of your shell 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1877 You'll need to sign a waiver. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1878 Take it easy at first. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1879 'Rat race' is such a pejorative." 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1880 I'll keep your resume on file in case something opens up. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1881 Yea, yea… “Slow and steady wins the race.” Move along mister funny guy. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1882 I'm sorry, we have no room, but I hear the Hare Institute is looking for volunteers in a speed test. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1883 I tried that, but it got me nowhere. What's your Plan B? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1884 Welcome to the team,Todd! Now, let’s get you up to speed. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1885 You'll need a hard shell to run this rat race 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1886 You're just not what we're looking for 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1887 Remember, it's about the journey. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1888 „I‘m interested - tell me why you‘re the best fit for our job vacancy.“ 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1889 Slow and steady, huh? Alright, show me what ya got. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1890 You'll have to shell out to qualify. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1891 I am slow and steady but will generate the power for you 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1892 Right to left & counterclockwise - Trump. Guiliani. Barr. Pompeo. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1893 When my Doc said take a stress test, I assumed the treadmill would have a video screen. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1894 I'm sorry, but this isn't your Wheelhouse. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1895 Some of us just aren't cut out for the corporate rat race. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1896 Ready to disrupt an industry? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1897 They go round and round. We”re captive on the carousel of time. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1898 We’re more of a ‘fail fast, fail always’ culture 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1899 I'm sorry. Your past racing experience is irelevant. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1900 The race is sponsored by Schrödinger. You can say you won and nobody can prove you didn’t. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1901 Sorry, but I won’t be able to fit you in. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1902 You can leave your luggage in one of our secure lockers. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1903 Sometimes you gotta leave your house. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1904 Ah Leonardo, welcome to your final test. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
1905 After reviewing your application, we've decided that we will be moving forward with other candidates for this particular role. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1906 Don’t worry, what’s most important in this race is having thick skin. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1907 Just make sure you clock in and you get a half hour lettuce break in four hours 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1908 We don't think your a good fit for our Rotary club. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1909 I'm sorry this is the rat race, the rabbit race was yesterday. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1910 We'll let you on, but only if you sign this waiver that absolves us of the responsibility to flip you back over. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1911 Just try to beat your personal best! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1912 There’s a thirty minute limit for all equipment. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
1913 I’m not really sure this is in your wheelhouse. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1914 Thanks for applying..so tell me, why did you leave your last hamster wheel? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1915 So are you looking to bulk up or get lean? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1916 This spin class will make you come out of your shell. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1917 Shell out 5 bucks and you can take a twirl. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1918 I'm telling you Fred, this how the rabbit started. Just sign this life insurance and we can start your training. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1919 Now I personally don't like the term 'diversity hire'... 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1920 Can you fill in for me? 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
1921 HARES ARE SO 2020! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1922 You must be the repair guy. The wheel just stopped working. Can you get it up in running in...15mins? Our next guest will be here in 20. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1923 I can’t believe you didn’t buy a Peloton during the pandemic 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1924 So, we’re going to need you to work overtime again..... 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1925 Nice costume, Mickey Mouse! Welcome to Burning Man. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1926 Bud, I gotta tell ya. If you wanna build confidence, you gotta come out of your shell. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1927 „I’ll give you my spot for 50$.“ 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1928 I don't care if they call you Speedy 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1929 Do you realize you're living in New York now ? 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1930 You need work on your dismount. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1931 Look...you're really great, but our research tells us that humans just won't laugh hard enough at a turtle on an exercise wheel. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1932 Just five minutes. And no hotdogging. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1933 Good timing; the hare just finished. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1934 Think of it as a hare racing experience. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1935 In our quest for fitness, sir, we all must start somewhere, and in your case perhaps somewhere else. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1936 as part of our new diversity policy, we aim at hiring employees who will create a slow-pace environment 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1937 I can recommend a gym with standard treadmills 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1938 we're hoping you'll do as well with us as you did with the hare 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1939 Your resume is great, but I don't think you'd fit well in our culture 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1940 I'm sorry but I don't consider you rat adjacent. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1941 Welcome to spin class. Have you ridden with us before? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1942 I don’t think wheelhouse is really in your wheelhouse. 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
1943 I’ll see what we can do about getting a standing desk for your station. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1944 What do you mean, you "can be very competitive"? 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1945 I just take it one step at a time. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1946 Ok, one just opened up, but there's a 30-minute limit when people are waiting. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1947 When did it get so political? 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1948 This is only for rat race prep 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1949 I'm here for the Cirque du Soleil auditions 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1950 I'm in it for the long run. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1951 We have beginner's courses Tuesday's and Friday's. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1952 I know you have experience as a bingo caller, but this job is a bit more interactive. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1953 Sorry! Only rats and humans allowed to train for the rat race. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1954 You’ll be fine, just don’t land on your back. 1.2692 0.07224 78 65 5 8
1955 Tell me a little about yourself. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1956 It’s just the soft bigotry of low expectations 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1957 Your work-life balance is really important to us. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1958 So you have a degree in Racewalking? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1959 You’re in the wrong race - this is the rat race 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1960 I'm not afraid of challenges, I have a very thick skin 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1961 - But it literally took me years to WALK here... - Sorry, the job description specifically asked for a double degree, a PhD, 2 summer internships and no social life 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1962 I mean, you’re welcome to try… 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1963 The Board Approval process is quite rigorous 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1964 Not so fast.You have to be this less wide. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1965 Do it because they said you couldn’t. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1966 But you don't need to worry, your back will be protected 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1967 I have a hard time believing you ran the wheels in Albuquerque. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1968 How long have you worked with Shell? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1969 Sorry, new regulation. No exo-skeletons in the wheels. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1970 Remember, it's a marathon, not a sprint. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1971 Do you have IT experience? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1972 Stop repeating 'slow and steady wins the race.' Think outside the box. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1973 Sorry, too late...your spin class was last Thursday. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1974 Honestly, you're a really good candidate for this position. It's just that your tail is too short. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1975 Isn't this counterintuitive to your goals of being slow and steady? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1976 Cheese aside, you might find more interest in the other benefits of our compensation package 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1977 All I can tell you is it’s not age discrimination. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1978 You’re a little late for your sign in. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
1979 So, you thrive in fast-paced environments, right? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1980 Our Congressmen busy at work! 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1981 ‘There’s only the fast lane left sorry, sorry’ 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1982 I got you working on #3. That shell may come in handy. Good luck. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1983 We decided to go in a different direction. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1984 Welcome to 2021! We’re back together and it’s going really well 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1985 It’s not as hard as it looks, you start at your pace and before you know it, you’re tumbling out of control not knowing how to get out 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1986 I assume you’ll request to work from home? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1987 The turtle spin class is down the hall in studio C. This is rats only. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1988 We pride ourselves on being inclusive. However, this is a rat race. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1989 Great! You brought you own safety gear. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1990 I’ll come back to see how you’re doing. How is next Saturday? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1991 We need a baseline. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1992 *Everyone knows you're just filling in for me, so no pressure, k?" 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1993 "Feel free to join us, but you'll be a fifth wheel. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1994 Your revolution rate is low, you’re late to practice—it’s almost like you don’t want to make the Olympic team! 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1995 The good news is, I can let you in. The bad news is, you will have to drink 132 cups of coffee first. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1996 Sorry, but we charge by time, not number of revolutions 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1997 Promise you're not going to flip on us. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1998 We welcome all body types and skill levels but we do ask that you wipe down the wheels when you're finished. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1999 This is rat race sir, shell game department is 3rd floor 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2000 As you can see, everybody is working. Just don’t fall on your back 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2001 It has nothing to do with your age, Paula. We’re letting you go because you’re constantly late for rehearsals. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2002 We’re also still sanitizing machines after each use. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2003 The hare wants a rematch and I need to get in shape 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2004 Really? What happened to slow and steady wins the race? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2005 Actually, I have been looking for someone with a lower center of gravity. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2006 I can help you to increase your speed if you ever get here on time. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2007 It's not discrimination. It's physics. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2008 Okay, do the best you can. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2009 You don't fit the profile. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2010 No, I'm sorry but even if you really were a Mutant Ninja Turtle, I still don't think it would work out. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2011 makes no difference if everyone thinks you're a rat. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2012 Membership is $50 per month or $500 for the year and that includes a discount at the juice bar. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2013 I just fear you're only gonna end up spinning your wheels here... 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2014 I see you meet the race speed requirements but in order to succeed in this role, you’ll have to shed everything that makes you unique starting with that…interesting…outwear thing you have on 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2015 We’re really impressed by your history of winning races, but what would you say you bring to this one in particular? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2016 You're already running and going nowhere. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2017 My suggestion, keep your eyes on the horizon. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2018 Let me offer you a straight track. It would take you about a day to go around these once. 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
2019 Helmets not allowed! 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2020 Slow and steady will land you on your back. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2021 Sir, Archimedes aint spin no more! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2022 It’s just that no one has requested a “slow-and-steady” training regimen before. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
2023 Go ask Skinner, I don’t have the authority to let you run there. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2024 Work hours are 8-4, these guys will get you up to speed. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2025 At this point we’re accepting any applicant for a 4th position that isn’t visually impaired. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2026 They were a little cooped up during the pandemic, so they’ve been getting a bit ahead of themselves. We need someone more your speed. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2027 We don't offer workouts from home. You'll have to shell out. 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
2028 It says here you have no previous experience with a treadmill… and that you’re a turtle. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2029 It's much more fun than crossing the road! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2030 Sir, you're already getting nowhere without a wheel. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2031 I’m sorry sir, but you’re not tall enough for this ride. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2032 Let me worry about that. Just help me into the cage. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2033 By the way...that "slow and steady" comment from your last employer. A joke, right? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2034 I think we better put you in the control group. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2035 But remember how well you did in the maze. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2036 As a member of the control group, your time will be used as a benchmark against our trial participants. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2037 You have to be this warm blooded to go on the ride. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2038 You need to be up to speed on requirements for this job. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2039 I know we got your application but you were a bit slow in responding 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2040 Wait, you're telling me we're in a pet store ? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2041 I’m so sorry, previous winners cannot enter this contest. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2042 Discrimination? No. I just think you might be more comfortable at a different gym. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2043 Sorry, but we call it a rat race for a reason. . 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2044 Sorry, we don't do 'slow and steady' here. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2045 Don't worry, you set your own pace 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2046 Look, you'll just end up on your back and I'll have to clean up the mess. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2047 We'll have you looking like these guys in no time, and right now memberships are 20% off. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2048 Hey buddy, I don’t make the rules. Shell or no shell, no one rides without a waiver. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2049 This might not be your cup of tea. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
2050 I guess I don’t need to tell you to Take It Slow! for the first week. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2051 You're a little late,the Hare showed up hours ago 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2052 Yeah, yeah, I heard about the hare. We still don't have enough room for you. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2053 « Of course we are an equal opportunity employer. And yes, we have a comprehensive health insurance package that includes shell breakage. « 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2054 You might fit in better if you came out of your shell. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2055 Honestly, we're going to be closed by the time you make it up there. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2056 OK, but you know how you are on your back" 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2057 I’m glad you came ! Audition still open, we are currently looking for diversity. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2058 It just goes to oblivion, that's it. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2059 I don’t think you’re ready to join this rat race. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2060 I'll need to see your vaccine card! 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2061 You must sign the waiver first. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2062 Sorry, we're fully booked. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2063 The culture is great here 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2064 We need a Vanna White to manage the wheels 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2065 Sure it might mean less injuries, but who's gonna flip you back over? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2066 I’m sorry you’re cold blooded, but the AC stays on. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2067 Look, I'll be honest....this may not be the best gym for you. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2068 I know the ad says we're an equal opportunity employer, but... 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2069 Listen,Dude,you have to realize that this here ain’t no shell game. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2070 How do you handle cocaine? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2071 We don’t believe in Critical Species Theory. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2072 Yes, we're committed to diversity, but I was very clear with the temp agency. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2073 Any medical condition ? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2074 I understand that you beat the hare once, but the employment gap is too significant to ignore 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2075 Critical Race Theory is prohibited here 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2076 We pride ourselves on providing an ADA compliant workplace. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2077 We can't let just anyone join the rat race 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2078 Your lack of speed may be an advantage." 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2079 No,you don’t need a mask 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2080 Well, yes, but we're only open for eight more hours 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2081 Strap yourself in, dude - it’s going to be a bumpy ride 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2082 I am here for the low-intensity workout. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2083 You'd be fine as long as you're not in a rush to get anywhere. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2084 Ok here's the thing. Dont worry about your speed. Whenever you're done, I'll pay you. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2085 How about you give me the pen and clipboard and you get in the cage? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2086 As you can see, we do have a high turn-over rate 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2087 Sorry, you need to run fast to go nowhere" 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2088 It's not that I don't appreciate the work, it just seems like I can't get anywhere here. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2089 Ok hotshot you beat one hare, but can you run eight hours a day, five days a week for minimum wage? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2090 Yes, you can work from home on Sunday. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2091 I’m not bodyshaming you, I’m just explaining that every workout must be personalised. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2092 It said on your resume that you beat a hare? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2093 Hurry it up. You’re late! 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2094 Sure this club is right for you. Everyone else here started out as turtles, see for yourself the transformation. Only $125 a month and you'll become an agile rat. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2095 One day they'll look in the mirror and realize it didn't matter. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2096 Are you sure?? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2097 We get all kinds after New Years. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2098 The data appear to support your hypothesis. "Slow and steady" might in fact win the race! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2099 Sounds risky. I think you'd be sticking your neck out to try it. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2100 Just give it a try. You can’t possibly be worse than Jerry. Look at him. He’s upside down. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2101 John, you sent the wrong one again! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2102 Will this help me to cross the street ? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2103 I'm sorry. If you can't spin the rat wheel, I'll have to give you a provisional ballot. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2104 It's $35 for a day pass or $125 for the all access monthly membership. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2105 No, not without a vaccin pass 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2106 Faced with a lack of qualified candidates,the branch manager resorted to interviewing non-traditional candidates. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2107 Abusive work environments change who you are 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2108 Just sign this waiver…. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2109 You can’t be serious. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2110 You can set your own speed. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2111 You really think you have thick enough skin to handle this? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2112 Yes,'slow and steady' are words to live by, but this is Iron Mouse. 1.2597 0.05030 77 57 20 0
2113 Sorry, the handicap race is tomorrow. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2114 For how long have you felt that you are a hamster trapped in the body of a turtle? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2115 Sorry, the company's gym doesn't have a pond. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2116 Sorry, dude. That was last week. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2117 Your resume says you outran a Hare? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2118 Why can't I? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2119 Name? Oh, good. You're wearing protective gear! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2120 Where’s your vaccination card? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2121 So, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2122 We want to know if it's a wheel problem or a mouse problem. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2123 After you! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2124 Because they have all been vaccinated and YOU haven't. thats why. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2125 I'm sorry, but our affirmative action program ended last week. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2126 Helioranthepuss? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2127 Is this spin class? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2128 Sorry, we don’t believe in being slow OR steady 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2129 Before I begin your performance review - are you familiar with the band, Blood, Sweat & Tears? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2130 Welcome to the Stanford hamster wheel experiment. Your role will be CrossFit instructor. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2131 I need to work out for my rematch with the hare. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2132 This is a pretty fast-paced work environment. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2133 We won’t fast track you 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2134 The posting said you were an equal opportunity employer. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2135 i dont think proficiency in excel will help you here 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2136 Let’s talk pricing 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2137 Look, we're an inclusive employer, so it's not because you're a turtle. We just don't think you are a good fit for our culture. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2138 I'll need proof of vaccination first, my friend. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2139 I don't think ADA applies here. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2140 I’m sorry sir, slow and steady isn’t going to win this time. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2141 As mentioned, we’re transitioning to a hybrid model. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2142 I’m sorry, but we’ve yet to make our gym accessible to all species 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2143 Whatdya mean 'at least you're going somewhere?' 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2144 Can you work from home? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2145 Sorry we didn't mean to rat you out. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2146 Have you tried jogging? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
2147 No offense, but we are trying to produce energy as fast as possible. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2148 You’re in the wrong department 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2149 Sorry dude, you gotta be double vaccinated. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2150 When is the cheese break? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2151 Just flip over on your back and play dead. I’ll try to get you out of this. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2152 If you want it, the job is yours for life. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2153 You're late. I had to let Wheel #1 go, but I can squeeze you in on Wheel #3. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2154 …of course we value you for your work ethic and not simply bc you carry the meaning of ‘diversity in the workplace’ on your back. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2155 This is our more advanced spin class. I recommend we start you with our beginners' group. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2156 It could be quite a while before one of the end units opens up. I'd recommend you take unit #3 before it's gone too. You're going to love it. Personally,it's one of my favorites. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2157 What? You never heard of Standarized Testing? 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2158 Do you have a wheel in turtle class? 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
2159 Take my advice and just say "no way" to that rat race. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2160 The hare trained here...Really? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2161 Would you say that you exercise daily, fewer than three times a week, seldom, or not applicable? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2162 Your class is waiting,O Great Spinmaster. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2163 I'm sorry, Wobbles. I don't make the rules. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2164 It's not a contest. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2165 I support your mouse identity but this is a liability issue. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2166 Let's start with a warm up. How's your speed? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2167 How many years of experience did you say you have?!?! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2168 Our HR department will get in touch with you 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2169 I don't think our spin class will help soften your abs. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
2170 Look, you don't have to race. We just want to give you a chance to compete. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2171 Either you're overly optimistic or on some kind of drugs. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2172 Can you make coffee? 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2173 I read you resume… you’re not very productive. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2174 You're in team Zeno. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2175 Slow and steady may win the race, it’s just that no one has won yet. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2176 fast and loose wins the race here 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2177 And the first month is free, if you’re vaccinated, with our Hot Girl Summer promotion. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2178 Sorry, protective gear is not allowed in this contest 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2179 I'm not being racist, but let's be honest. We both knew there is a reason it's called the rat race. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2180 It's mostly gym-rats here on Mondays. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2181 Your ticket, please! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2182 Welcome to spinning class. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2183 Don't take this the wrong way, but we're looking for a certain type of applicant. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2184 In three weeks, you'll be as buff as these guys, without shelling out a penny! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2185 I'm sorry, as impressive as your resume is, we just don't think you have the qualifications for the job 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2186 Are you here for the Arizona recount? 1.2561 0.06900 82 69 5 8
2187 OK, boss, I’ll try to get them to speed up to make quota. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2188 Welcome to the rat race, you've been assigned cubical number three. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2189 We'll need proof of vaccination. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2190 I guess you're right -- it's the same old runaround... 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2191 I’m sorry , but after all of that training, your chances of beating the hare are slim to none! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2192 But how did the hare do? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2193 First, you'll need to sign this release... 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2194 I'm not sure this rat race is the best job fit for you but in the next office over I happen to know they are looking for someone who knows the shell game. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2195 May I see your invitation, please? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2196 The slow speed unit is out for repairs 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2197 I'm sorry but you have to be this fast to ride the wheel 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2198 I'm training for a race against a rabbit, and I need the speed work. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2199 It’s all in the hips 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2200 We will be anticipating a rock solid performance from you. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2201 You had a good run against the hare, but I’m not sure this is for you. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2202 You could become shell shocked! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2203 But really, no rush. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2204 Hey, if you want to try it, I won't stop you. Gravity might though. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2205 If there's still no winner, we drop the last-place candidate and redistribute the fourth choice on their ballots. That's you. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2206 Trust me. This is not for the slow and steady. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2207 The hare wore himself out on the treadmill… he’s napping now. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2208 labor shortage Bob, don’t push me 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2209 its easier than it looks. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2210 We also offer 'slow & steady' zooming classes. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2211 You’ll be expected to work through lunch to keep up with your team 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2212 Do you want to flip for the 4th wheel? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2213 These are guaranteed to help you break out of your shell. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2214 I didn’t even know this gear existed. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2215 Have you considered another sport? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2216 Congratulations on being the first person hired through our new affirmative action program. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2217 You may be a little slow, but I think that makes you a perfect fit for the rat race" 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2218 Your experience in racing will serve you well here. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2219 I assume I'm in the control group. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2220 Listen…you need to take your grievances to H.R.” 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2221 We do it for love of cheese. Tell us your thoughts on cheese. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2222 What happened to slow and steady wins the race? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2223 Did you make a reservation? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2224 Slower, huh? See, that’s why we value your input. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2225 This is the Spinning My Wheels department. You want Slow Poke Services down the hall. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2226 Well ok,you can have wheel #2,but don’t you think it’s sorta like putting an oval peg in a round hole sir? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2227 I just need a passing grade in PE. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2228 I don't know what it is, boss, the team just seems to be going in circles. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2229 Thank you for filling our diversity quota 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2230 You really have to have a hard outer shell for this job! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2231 We all learned a lot from the pandemic and our return to the workplace is going to be different. We promise 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2232 Yeah, it's a hedge fund, but you'll be working small caps. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2233 Read the fine print. No refunds. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2234 I’m afraid you’re too slow to work our turbine. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2235 Even if I could let you in, are you sure you'd want this? After all, it's an endless and meaningless pursuit. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2236 you I'm sorry, you're looking for our stationary pools. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2237 You’re a great candidate, we’re just not sure you can meet our new production standards. You’ll also need to sign this waiver… 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2238 Jesus, take the wheel. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2239 You can’t work from home anymore, but you can’t bring your home to work either 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2240 You came all this way to tell me you didn’t want the job? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2241 Our lawyers say the risk of tortoise liability is too high. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2242 Because I've got a clipboard and you're a damn turtle, that's why. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2243 Sorry, carapace is the wrong kind of pace. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2244 Yes, you do get weekends off 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2245 In the long run, we think you’ll be a good fit. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2246 Sorry, sir, but the lifetime membership is only available to the mice. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2247 Our experiment shows conclusively that although you identify as a mouse, you are not actually a mouse. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2248 The mice immediately regretted outsourcing to the Galapagos. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2249 A rat race?!? I signed up for a 5K! 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2250 I'm sorry. You missed your reservation by two days. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2251 If you break it you buy it 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2252 No worries, it adjusts to your speed. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2253 Is it turtle or tortoise? I can never remember. Are tortoises the ones you can hypnotize by rubbing their belly? Or is that turtles? Not being racist; just asking a question. Now, the shell: is it like a mobile home in there? Can I touch it? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2254 Sorry, the ad says said wanted running mate for hire, not hare 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2255 Listen, it’s a steady paycheck and you can work from home. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2256 I see from your resume you defeated the Hare, but we’re really looking for team players 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2257 You'll get a Red Bull 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2258 Be warned, you’ll need to shell out. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2259 We appreciate you stepping in on such short notice. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2260 Look, I’ll be honest with you…we need a baseline. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2261 The shell is a great idea, but I don't think back injuries are going to be the issue. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2262 2021 has brought us species neutral competition. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2263 The others are sure to benefit from your history of consistency your résumé details. When can you start? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2264 We have an immediate opening 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2265 You’re the first to really embrace our new work-from-home policy. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2266 Think of it as a job rotation. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2267 We're offering a sign on bonus if you take the job. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2268 3 out of 4 hamsters prefer a wheel that spins, but we want to know what you think. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2269 It's like SoulCycle, but for the average New Yorker. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2270 Of course you can look like that, but you've gotta want it! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2271 Your first spin class? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2272 It's a clothing optional gym now! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2273 The limit per session is thirty minutes. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2274 I’m sorry sir. This is a mammals-only gym. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2275 So, how do you like working from home? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2276 Actually, we are looking for someone with a lot of speed. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2277 Sorry, we don't pay by the hour. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2278 Where is the rabbit? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2279 In this contest, no one knows you’re a turtle. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2280 Talk, yes, but don’t snap at them. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2281 Did I hear you say that you felt like a third wheel?” 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2282 Hop up there and you'll be middle management in a year. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2283 I promise if you stick with it,you too can look like them! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2284 Very funny. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2285 yeah, umm we really need a rat in the ranks, what’s your view on libertarianism? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2286 We told you yesterday, only if you step out of your shell 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2287 Sure those are not forged papers? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2288 After you learn to fit in, you'll get the hang of it. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2289 It's good to see your back. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2290 Are you certain you signed up for the rat race? 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
2291 No! YOU don't understand! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2292 You misunderstood. We need somebody who can hurdle - not a turtle. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2293 There are no winners or losers. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2294 I'm sorry sir, we are looking more for speed and agility than slow and steady. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2295 You don't stand a chance in this rat race! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2296 If its a challenge your looking for, you may be in the right place! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2297 The brakes are a little tricky on the fourth wheel. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2298 Sorry. Your pool of contestants was last week. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2299 May I take another look at your reservation? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2300 Just remember, it’s the journey, not the destination. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2301 Going slower? No, that'll never work. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2302 We'll keep your application on file. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2303 Just run (or walk) at your own pace… 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2304 Sir, please leave your shell at the entrance. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2305 No, a 1/10th speed program does not cost 1/10th as much." 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2306 are you a turtle or are you a tortois? cause either way we're not letting you in. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2307 No, you have to be a member. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
2308 Bob, I hardly recognize you. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2309 We have an opening on wheel three, but you'll have to ditch the shell. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2310 You’d be a third wheel. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2311 Keep the wheels turning 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2312 The hare gave you a glowing recommendation. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2313 It seems as though they weren’t as qualified for the job as their resumes lead on… 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2314 You must be the new CEO. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2315 The perk of this treadmill is that if you look side-to-side it creates the illusion that you’re moving fast. 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
2316 Sorry we have to let you go Herman, but you just don’t fit into our corporate culture… 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2317 I’d say our workplace culture hereat Rat Race is pretty laid-back; you’ll fit right in. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2318 I’m ready…I’m always ranked first in my age group. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2319 You still need to sign a liability waiver. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2320 I’m not going to run in circles for this caption. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2321 You want to join ‘what’ race? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2322 Try to come out of your shell 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2323 are you familiar with the concept of centrifugal force? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2324 Upstairs says you're not meeting the KPI's, George 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2325 Your expertise on the team could not come sooner. At this point, Jared over there lets the wheel turn him. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2326 How are your soft skills? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2327 We work hard and we play hard. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2328 Your dad may own the company, but I run the day to day... 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2329 Corporate wants to put a higher emphasis on "steady," but to be frank, there's going to be some resistence to the rest of your methodology. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2330 So, your resume said you beat the rabbit once. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2331 Sorry, you don’t qualify for the rat-race 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2332 I am sorry, but you gotta sign the liability waiver. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2333 No you got it wrong. Slow and Steady Co. is around the corner 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2334 Yes, I know the race is not always to the swift, but that's who we're looking for today. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2335 On your resume, you say you beat a rabbit in a race? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2336 I’ll put you in the fifth wheel. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2337 I understand you beat the rabbit with zero training, Mr. Turtle, but not getting in shape before racing the cheetah is a harebrained idea.” 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2338 You gotta lose the shell. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2339 „Sorry. I’m afraid you’re overqualified“ 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2340 We don't allow hares, either. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2341 But you hate the upside down part! 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2342 Slow and steady? Our new hires must be fast and frantic. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2343 You're most certainly welcome, but just know that we have a two round minimum 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2344 Seriously it will be great for your back! 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2345 I said a short wait- what's the hurry? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2346 I'm sorry, but we can't let you reserve it for the week. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2347 We can offer you payment in cheese. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2348 This is a rat race. There is no finish line. 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2349 Look boss, I know you always win the race, so give me a little advice. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2350 Don't bother, you can't win on this thing. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2351 We've all heard about that race, but this is different. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2352 You do understand that they've all had a head start? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2353 Our gym doesn’t have facilities for your kind. You simply won’t fit in. (Who knew mice were so prejudiced?) 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2354 It's a fifty for you to take my place. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2355 Pointless... Not Pointless... You want the job or what? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2356 You look nothing like your picture online… 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2357 I’ll need Dramamine. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2358 Dude, you got this! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2359 No, these wheels are way too fast for you. The treadmills are next door in the other gym. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2360 I 'm sorry. I just don't see how your past experience is relevant to the rat race. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2361 Sir, I think your gerbils are running. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2362 I'm sorry, but all of our exercise equipment is approved for rodent use only. Have you tried "Reps for Reptiles" down the street? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2363 Any suggestions about how we can slow things down a bit? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2364 We appreciate your father’s generous donation 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2365 But you have to make accommodations for my different abilities! I also identify as avian, so I need a perch. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2366 Sorry, Bill. You're a shell of your former self. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2367 Sorry, but we can't hire for the green energy biz based on ancient fables! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2368 You’re overqualified for a run of the mill job” 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2369 Yes, that’s the Slow-and-Steady one… 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2370 I like your confidence.. but no you cannot do this blindfolded.. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2371 You won that race? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2372 Hasn’t this study been published already? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2373 Sorry about your early disqualification, 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2374 Not so fast rat boy, you heard what happened to the hare. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2375 Fine, but make it quick. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2376 I'm a tortoise. Not a 'differently abled quadruped,' as you would have it. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2377 I'm sorry, sir, but you don't meet the ears requirement. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2378 Sorry, your blood test came back positive for marijuana, the most diabolical of the performance-enhancing drugs. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
2379 Are you here for the astronaut training? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2380 When we said "non-species specific," we were being politically correct. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2381 Weisselberg managed just fine. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2382 Slow and steady is celebrated but not encouraged. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
2383 I’m sorry, but it seems you’re overqualified for the position. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2384 Rules are rules, you fall off - you lose the competition. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2385 In the end the race is only with yourself. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2386 About your CV.... 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2387 Your half hour time limit on the equipment, includes the approach! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2388 Sorry, you're scheduled for Casual Friday. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2389 I'm afraid you don't meet our needs at the current time. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2390 Yes, the ad said that only quadrupeds need apply, but.... 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2391 Well I betcha DO feel like a mouse inside, but fella... 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2392 Sorry, it’s still a 30 minute limit. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2393 You’ll never be able to do it in that ridiculous fancy dress costume” 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2394 You trained with us for weeks to beat that hare. I’m just saying, a thank you would have been nice. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2395 See, at least you got your shell. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2396 You will be stunned by the transition just $9.99 per month will deliver. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2397 When you applied, you didn't say you were, er...um... You're really not on your back that long. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2398 Being over qualified handicaps you only if you get in the wrong job. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2399 I like your helmet 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2400 Sorry - no working from home. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2401 I don't see any squirrels today either. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2402 Sorry, bud. This clinical trial is meant for people with anxiety, not depression. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2403 Sorry pal, only Pfizer and Moderna allowed on the wheel. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2404 We’ll start at slowest and work our way up to less slow. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2405 You say you beat a hare. Let’s see what you got. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2406 So, you're a trans-mouse? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2407 ‘I’m sorry, the papers mentioned two parents coming to take Kevin home.’ 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2408 While we appreciate you coming out of your shell post-pandemic, we have a strict no walk-in policy 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2409 where is you release of liability 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2410 YoYou realize the pace of this job ? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2411 I'm sorry, but we can't just hire you on the word of a hare. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2412 You can give it a try - but I would advise you lose the Hat! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2413 Look man, I know it's hard finding a job these days but I just don't think you're qualified for this line of work. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
2414 I can't speak to what your husband told you, but there's no member here by that name. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2415 It took you a week to get here? Lucky for you, we're a 24 hour fitness center. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2416 We've heard the story sir. I just don't see how "slow and steady" applies here. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2417 If you have to ask...... 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2418 Have no fear, there is no shell shaming here! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2419 Surely you've heard of the Tortoise and the Hare. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2420 Don't worry, you'll get up to speed in no time. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2421 The hare has it booked through race day. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2422 Sorry, kid. It's called a rat race for a reason. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2423 As our shell company, you help keep the wheels spinning 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2424 Your application says you won a famous race to determine 'The Fastest Animal in the Forest.' - Impressive! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2425 Welcome to suburbia! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2426 Well, you said you were a fast learner. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2427 Sorry. The tortoise and the hare thing is over. We are doing rats chasing their tails now . 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2428 Oh, it’s totally safe. You’ll be fine. Just need you to sign this waiver form first. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2429 Most of our projects are ongoing, but our turnaround time is quite fast. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2430 In this phase we weed out the square pegs. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2431 Did Skinner send you? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2432 Uh, pretty sure you've responded to the wrong clinical trial, buddy! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2433 Over your lifetime, you should be able to beat them in mileage. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2434 I got a guy that says you’re a sure thing. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2435 Fake it till you make it 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2436 Slow and steady will get you just as far. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2437 You realize this is only for mammals. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2438 You'll be testing this exercise wheel for the AARP. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2439 This will give you rock-hard abs. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2440 Pelotons are so coronavirus. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2441 We're looking for long-term employees. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2442 You will need to keep moving. We do not allow for tortoise interruptus. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2443 Look, it's a rat race down here. Lemme find you something on the third floor. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2444 No thanks, I'm really not that concerned about my weight. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2445 „It wouldn’t be fair to the other contestants.” 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2446 You finished? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2447 Please stop calling it the 'dreadmill'... 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2448 You may think you'll move ahead faster here but, trust me, you'll actually just be spinning your wheel. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2449 You’ll have to sign a waiver. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2450 There's no need to feel intimidated; not every member is a gym rat. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2451 What's your m.p.h.? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2452 separate but equal training facilities are not in your contract. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2453 Go for it! You have the look of a winner. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2454 Our guy dropped out of the rat race, says here you’re a “hare” faster? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2455 Our trainer assured us exercise increases life expectancy. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2456 Now, spin club isn't for everyone 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2457 I don't see your name on the list. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2458 Sure they're going nowhere but they're getting there fast. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2459 Of course a turtle can join the rat race. But why would you? 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2460 There's no way you beat that hare... 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2461 Sorry, we only rent the exercise units by the hour, not by the week. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2462 Do I look like a rat to you? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2463 I'm sorry, but you must be at least this tall or this fast to get onto the ride. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2464 Sorry, I just don't think you are the right fit for this 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2465 Want to try? These guys think its fun. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2466 We want more diversity in our group. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2467 Seriously! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2468 Slow and steady is great. It’s just not the look we’re after. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2469 I’d describe the work environment as… fast paced. The benefits are great though. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2470 Thank you for participating in our Study on Mixed Metaphors. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2471 Try to stay off your back this time. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2472 Don't worry. Wheel #3 only wobbles above 1 RPM, so you'll be fine. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2473 Looks like you need someone slow but steady... 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2474 Can't you just wait to do your workout until you outlive the rest of us? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2475 Well, yes, but for us it’s a profession, not a weekend warrior challenge from a hare buddy. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2476 Ahh you must be the new employee. Now that we’ve met our full diversity quota, we’re ready to go. 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
2477 I'm sorry, but you don't qualify for the opening. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2478 It's a different market since you beat the hare in '02. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2479 Well, mister slow and steady, let's just see if you can win this race! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2480 Sorry, but we screen everyone. Are you the Farmer's Wife? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2481 There's a good reason why we call it the 'rat race.' 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2482 Look,I don’t want to profile you but.., 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2483 We brought you in to show them how it's done. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2484 But the ad said this was an equal opportunity employer. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2485 We would have invited the hare, but no one likes being the fifth wheel. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2486 The idea is to start slow.. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2487 I see your resume states you won the race with the hare. You’re hired! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2488 Hmmm...I need to call the temp agency. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2489 Just do your best. Ivy League admissions will be watching. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2490 This is your chance, Rudy. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2491 I'm sorry, but auditions ended last month. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2492 Any interest in training for the rat race? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2493 Get real. This ain't a fable. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2494 please come out of your shell 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2495 In sorry, you're in the wrong analogy - we're training for the rat race. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2496 I’m going to go ahead and contact your references. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2497 If you're serious about this training program, you have to get here on time. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2498 We think of our business as revolutionary. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2499 Don't forget, I have a shell,It will not hurt. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2500 Looks like you already found your footing 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2501 Happy retirement Herb, we're going to miss you here at the rat race. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2502 Best thing about it is there's no finish line so everyone wins! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2503 As you can see, we train our food delivery guys with top of the line equipment 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2504 Sorry,this is the rat race. Aesop’s group is around the corner. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2505 And you say the temp agency fully vetted you for this position? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2506 We'll call you. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2507 If you join our mighty mice gym, you’ll be a ninja turtle in no time. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2508 Sorry,we don’t have any available eWheels 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2509 You’re too rigid to meet our standards. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2510 But I got you this job. That's the last time I stick my neck out for you. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2511 Again, you’re training for what? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2512 Beating the hare doesn't mean you're ready to join the rat race. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2513 On your last routine I clocked you at 60 feet per hour--I think you are just about ready for the big race. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2514 Please accept my two week notice, i’ve had time to reflect over the last year, i’m ready to get off the rat wheel and find my true purpose 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2515 Sorry pal, you need to be THIS small to ride 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2516 Sorry Pal,the race was yesterday. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2517 If you flip over, you’ll really be in the soup. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2518 Listen, I get the whole slow and steady wins the race thing, but this job really is about the speed. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2519 I ask for a Hare, and I get Three Blind Mice & a Tortoise! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2520 After your surprise win against the hare in the footrace, you're now the favorite in this event 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2521 Don't worry about them. Just be yourself and you'll be fine. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2522 Maybe you could just make whirring noises? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2523 A word of caution: The time-tested Tortoise and Hare strategy won't work here... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2524 Why would you want to get into the rat race? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2525 Here's the deal. You take a shift for me, and I'll make sure that hare is left in the dust. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2526 I see you’ve come to take the place of the third wheel.. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2527 But your reservation says "Race Winner." 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2528 Wheel No 3 is available sir! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2529 Based on your resume, I expected something different. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2530 You need proof of vaccination to return to work. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2531 You’ll never beat the Hare if you don’t train! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2532 I know your history, but trust me: it's less a race than a team-building exercise. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2533 Hell, why not? You'll probably do better than these goofballs. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2534 The wheel is new, and it was hardly used! 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2535 If you’re here for a stress test, you’ll need a doctor’s prescription. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2536 The job is yours if you want it. The guy who quit said he felt like he was just spinning his wheels. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2537 Let's start you off with what we call a carapace. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2538 It’s exercise, not a shell game. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2539 But it took you an hour to walk here from the front door. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2540 With my training methods I can all but guarantee you'll beat that hare. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2541 Sorry you're too late for the marathon. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2542 According to your résumé you once outran a hare; this should be a walk in the park for an athlete of your caliber! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2543 Looks like the hare’s a no show. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2544 You’re qualified.. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2545 Let me see you do a back flip from the squat position. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2546 I'm sorry, I can't help you sir; it's "the Tortoise vs the Hare" - not the Hamster! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2547 It is not a bad job but the turnover is quite rapid. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2548 You're just pulling my leg, right? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2549 A few days on one of these bad boys and you'll be completely out of your shell. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2550 Whadeya mean, "the race is not always to the swift?" 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2551 Welcome, we pride ourselves on our diversity. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2552 The hare run was last week. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2553 And if you sign up now, there’s no registration fee and you can cancel anytime. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2554 What are the opportunities for advancement in this job? 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2555 You here for the 8am body sculpt class? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2556 Maybe our aquatic center is better suited for you. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2557 I suggest you start with the swimming pool. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2558 Welcome to the Rat Race Olympic qualifiers. I see here that you have tested positive for a performance dehancing substance. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2559 When the job description says “fast paced environment” 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2560 It’s not a race, but ‘slow and steady’ is just a figure of speech. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2561 I forsee some challenges, but the job is yours. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2562 Have you ever been on the “metaphor for life” machines before? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2563 Sorry my friend, I just don’t think the rat race is for you. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2564 Keep your speed down until you get the hang of it. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2565 Rat race here! But if you're really in the mood for a race, I think you should find a hare! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2566 The Rabbit was here a long tine ago! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2567 Yes, your triumph over the hare was astounding. No, it does not make you the ideal candidate for this job. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2568 It’s a rat race — don’t get caught up in it. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2569 Is this your first time doing CrossFit? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2570 Slow and steady doesn't solve the round and flat issue. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2571 Welcome, we're slowly diversifying our workforce 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2572 Have you tried Weight Watchers? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2573 I'm sorry, but we don't have room for the hare. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2574 Unfortunately, the Peloton Wheel+ for turtles has been recalled. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2575 Right, but what’s my characters motivation..? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2576 Don’t worry, you can learn on the job 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2577 Are you sure this is your thing? 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2578 Great resume but, slow and steady is not what we're looking for ! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2579 You sure you’re ready to rejoin the rat race? 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2580 You're in luck. We're testing amphetamines. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2581 Due to COVID we are short on lab rats for experiments this week. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2582 Turtles are allowed, just no horseplay. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2583 I'm sorry, but the listing stipulated that our applicants 'keep a pace,' not 'carapace.' 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2584 First time to this spinning class? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2585 It’s the ‘solar’ of the rodent world. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2586 It's only $70 a month and you'll be in the best shape of your life. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2587 Remember don’t compete, we’re looking for your personal best. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2588 What makes you think you can solve this? 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2589 This race never ends, so this event is perfect for you. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2590 They're training for the Rat Race. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2591 Sorry your testosterone levels are too high. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2592 Besides that one race, what other qualifications do you have? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2593 So, do you have any references?” 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2594 You look out of shape." 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2595 I think your “slow and steady” approach is just what we need. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2596 The key is to not go too fast, think you can handle that speedy? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2597 Slow and steady won't cut it 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2598 Just lay down, tuck your head-in, and wait until this is all over. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2599 We'd be delighted to have you join our competition, Mr. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2600 Do you have experience working in Tech? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2601 They believe they r winning the race 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2602 Absolutely we’re an Equal Opportunity Employer♥️ 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2603 Now, have you heard of Tom Petty’s ‘Free Fallin?’ 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2604 Don’t worry, this is a longitudinal study.” 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2605 Sorry Frank, but your resume says you don't like cheese. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2606 I’m sorry. Slow is too 2020. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2607 Well, I figure I’ve got about 100 years left in me so I’m just looking for something where I can bide my time. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2608 Let me see our vaccination card. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2609 We’ve been waiting for you. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2610 Are you sure? Coz this won’t be good for your ego. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2611 If we found the finish line we'd stop running. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2612 We've heard about your success with the hare, but this is a different kind of race entirely. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2613 You do you. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2614 Orientation week 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2615 We'll be calling you 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2616 I'm not sure the ergonomics will suit you.... 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2617 I’ll need you to sign this liability waiver in case you land on your back. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2618 You'll need your vaccination certificate if you want to join the rat race! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2619 'But why not? they say speed does not matter, forward is forward' 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2620 We're trying to teach them how to slow it down. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2621 Armor is against the rules. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2622 We're looking for someone steady. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2623 Have you tried our treadmill? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2624 It’s not as fast as you think. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2625 Do you think you’ll be able to thrive in an environment with this type of turnover rate? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2626 Well I ain't fast, but I'm steady 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2627 This is Spin Class 2.0. Beginners is next door. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2628 For us, life has come full circle. Want a ride? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2629 Well you should have thought of that before telling the temp agency you beat a hare in a foot race. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2630 We’re looking for someone who has 10-15 years of experience and a master’s degree in a related field. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2631 I’m sorry, Sheldon, but as your trainer I think advanced spin is out of your wheelhouse. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2632 We really think you'd bring something unique to our team 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2633 ‘You’re just not the right fit’ 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2634 You’ll get tossed around a bit. Not sure if that shell will be a blessing or a curse. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2635 I see here on your CV that you beat a hare in a race. Well then, welcome aboard! 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2636 What do you mean by we’re doing it wrong? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2637 We had to shell out to join the gym, and you will, too. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2638 AI says you don't match our profile." 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2639 No dryer experience required. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2640 So you want a non-rotating one? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2641 Go ahead, try. It could be different. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2642 It says on your resume you've beaten a hare in a race....impressive. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2643 Well okay, but you won't like it in there. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2644 20 bucks. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2645 I’m sorry, sir, but I don’t see your name on the reservation sheet.” 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2646 This is just a trial 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2647 Regulars only. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2648 I'm sure your shell is stronger than a 'hard-shelled peanut M&M', but you still gotta sign this Release form buddy. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2649 We may need your help to slow down our WFH to office transition… 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2650 No, I mean I can’t fit your shell in. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2651 Look, forget about speed. Basically, you're just here to make the others look good. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2652 It’s designed to take you out of your shell. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2653 Your resume said you've had a fabled racing career? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2654 I’m here for my 6:30 peloton ride 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2655 We’re looking into shell technology. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2656 We are trusting you to slow down this hare-brained rat race. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2657 It's a sport, and nobody wins, and, yes, it's okay to be a spectator. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2658 In your CV you specified "running is one of my greatest passions". I think you lied. . 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2659 That was yesterday.” 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2660 I'm thinking the treadmill would be a better option for you. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2661 Sorry but you're too big for the wheel. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2662 But are you vaxxed? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2663 I don’t care what the letter says. This isn’t a Pilates class. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2664 We'll be closed by the time you get there. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2665 Slow flow is next hour. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2666 I'd like to go nowhere fast for a change. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2667 There is an opening, but, umm, leave your number and we'll get back to you. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2668 I'm sorry, but your resume mentions nothing of excessive wheel spinning experience. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2669 I think you might prefer the trampolines in the other room. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2670 We're just going to start you with cardio. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2671 Maybe you could try racing a Hare. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2672 Ah yes, herd immunity! welcome back to the covid response department 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2673 I don’t want you to think that you’re here to reinvent the wheel. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2674 No, we're working on climate change, health care policy is down the hall 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2675 So you had a remote job interview, right? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2676 I’m sorry, you’re qualifying time was too slow. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2677 Trust me this is better than Peloton. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2678 I'll be wheel with you. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2679 You do not have a chance. These are lab rats. Not hares. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2680 I don't think that slow and steady will work here. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2681 Listen pal, I’d only be taking your money… 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2682 Zoom fatigue?! Welcome back! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2683 'The sign-up sheets were too far away' is not a valid excuse. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2684 Oh go on, try it. Come out of your shell. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2685 Your lucky, there was just a cancellation 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2686 The thing is your CV says you can't handle being upsidedown 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2687 I know you beat the hare, but that’s meaningless under the circumstances. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2688 Would you like to chase cheese, rabbit or eternal glory? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2689 Looks like your previous stress test was performed by my great-great-grandfather. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2690 I'm the placebo. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2691 And do you prefer payment in American or Swiss? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2692 I was told this is a shame-free workout facility. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2693 I see by your resume' you are 110 years old. Why don't you just enjoy your retirement? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2694 I don’t recommend this. The others will run rings around you. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2695 Sorry sir,but this is not a shell game. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2696 I'm so sorry, we're looking for 70 rpm, not wpm. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2697 That machine is a life changer. Ninety days ago they looked just like you 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2698 So here’s the deal- you get in that thing and run around. That’s it. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2699 ‘Just a warning, once you get on, you’ll never get off, until you die of course’ 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2700 So, you’re saying you identify as a rat... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2701 Nothing that you've done before has prepared you for this. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2702 Look, the board just doesn't see you as a good fit for this building. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2703 Yeh,well it’s more expensive for you because you’d be going real slow so you”d last longer and you’d be sure to win the grand prize… These little twits go real fast but they die of exhaustion after ten minutes, tops.. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2704 Congratulations! You’re our first hire since the lab’s new DEI policy. 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2705 I’m the new calibration engineer 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2706 Look…Leo, is it? I know my pizza video went viral, but I am not your sensei. Let me work out in peace. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2707 I think you'll be a great team leader. Show them what slow and steady is all about. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
2708 There's no escaping the rat race my friend. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2709 So it says here your references include The Hare. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2710 Will you need a handicap? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2711 Call me if you get stuck. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2712 All right, but remember it's not a race. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2713 It'll put hair on your chest. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2714 Where do you see yourself in five seconds? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2715 According to these results, Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2716 The perks? This job keeps you on your toes! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2717 Yeah, yeah. Everyone's pivoting to new careers, but seriously... 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2718 How willing are you get get out of your shell? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2719 We’re like a family here, you’ll catch up quickly 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2720 Unfortunately we're looking for someone with a little more speed. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2721 No, terrariums are on aisle Aa. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2722 I see here on your resume you're quite accomplished in footraces. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2723 Frankly, you're not what we were expecting from the 'Aesop's Marathon Winner' on your resumé. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2724 I'm sorry, we have a strict height policy. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2725 I'm not trying to discourage you. Just sign this informed consent and waiver before giving it a shot." 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2726 I know you have a reservation, but I'm sorry there is a weight restriction 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2727 We're fairly convinced that fast and erratic is the way to go, but if you have any better ideas please step right up. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2728 Please deposit your cell phone and footwear before you enter 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2729 I'm sorry, sir, but you voted against a bi-partisan investigation. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2730 So that’s why there’s cheese everywhere. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2731 It's not because of your speed. It's just not a work for someone who works from home. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2732 But sir, my Mom wrote a note. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2733 Oh, come on! It's time to break out of your shell! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2734 This spin class isn't for beginners 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2735 Do you have any health conditions? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2736 We have no wheels in your size. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2737 This looks like a shell game! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2738 The hare won't be here for awhile. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2739 Yes, we are hiring, but we’re looking for someone with substantial wheel experience. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2740 Don’t worry. Everyone will get a trophy. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2741 Don't worry, you'll soon catch up to them. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2742 Just remember, there's no rush, take your time! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2743 You almost had me fooled Ratony. Now take off that turtle suit and get on the wheel. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2744 That's not exactly what we meant by "green" energy. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
2745 But the ad says you are a species-neutral gym 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2746 "Your times are raising questions so we will need a urine test. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2747 I'm afraid slow & steady isn't going to cut it here. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2748 Are you sure you want to get back into the rat race? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2749 Have you considered trip insurance? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2750 Word is, the Hare wants a rematch. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2751 You'll need new shocks and struts. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2752 Are you sure your agent sent you in for this part? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2753 Sorry, you'll have to wait your turn. Number 3 is broken and the rest are in use. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2754 Gus, you obviously lied on your job application. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2755 But that was just one hare. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2756 Yes, we could use a Carapace-setter 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2757 We’ve had a hard time recruiting people with the stimulus checks and all. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2758 It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2759 You aren’t disabled but there’s more to it. I’m trying to protect you. Really. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2760 You may want to start with a beginner ride. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2761 I think you're more cut out for customer service. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2762 They keep overexerting themselves, that's why. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2763 Look, opportunity knocks - you beat the hare, and I've been holding one spot open for a winner like you. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2764 Racism NO, It's a union thing. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2765 Good question. There isn’t a point to it. It’s just mindless exercise!” 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2766 Have you experienced any of these symptoms in the past 48 hours: cough, fever, shortness of breath, fatigue, loss of taste or smell.... 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2767 Our treadmills are not calibrated for the shell. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2768 Come on, pal, give it a whirl. We find it quite addictive! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2769 Can I run this race from home? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2770 Sorry, but face facts...here, slower is most certainly loser...and race is not a factor. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2771 You're going to be a perfect "before" for our gym website. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
2772 I consider myself more of an elliptical kinda guy, but let’s give it a shot. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2773 How else can you win a rat race? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2774 Who cares. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2775 Sorry. You didn't qualify. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2776 Come back later. 8:30 to 12 is reserved for hamsters only. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2777 Our 'move fast and break wind' ethos may initially shell shock. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2778 Sorry but… Sorry. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2779 Sir, I’m not saying you’re out of touch…but as CEO, I do think you should know why we’re asking for better pay. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2780 It's an entry level position within the company, but I'm certain you'll be management material in no time! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2781 let's see if you fit into the team" 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2782 Do you need a tutorial? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2783 Should I lube it up with some WD-40 before you give it a go? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2784 Well, OK, if you can work nights and weekends. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2785 No, no, it’s not THAT. In fact, some would say you’re OVERqualified. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2786 This is not a fitness test 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2787 You'll never pass the physical!! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2788 Listen kid, this game ain’t for you. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2789 No sir, the equipment limit is 30 minutes not rotations. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2790 No your late. The ninja turtle spin class was was an hour earlier. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2791 „And no super-fast, breakneck actions, understand?!“ 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2792 Not sure your skill set really fits with this job. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2793 Are really ready to come out of your shell? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2794 Yeah the treadmills are always packed. Just remember there’s a 30 minute time limit. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2795 Oh thank goodness. Guys, our pacing consultant is finally here. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2796 The treadmills do have a max speed, I recommend a slow and steady pace 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2797 If you're vaccinated, the job is yours. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2798 They’re acrobats... I’m a song and dance man. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2799 Which employment agency did you say sent you? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2800 Yeah, yeah, but I’m running a gym here. You get 20 minutes before you give it to the next guy in line and I don’t care if it takes you that long to get on 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2801 Don’t you have a wider one? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2802 Perhaps a stroll up a 5-degree ramp to start? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2803 I'll be back after lunch. Just do your best. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2804 Of course a gym membership is right for you. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2805 I recommend hopping off and going to smell the roses. Slow-and-steady style. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2806 Listen Marty, I’m going to need to see a doctors note before we can accommodate anything. How do I know you aren’t just lazy? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2807 these are hare auditions..turtles are down the hall 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2808 I don't care if you have a doctor's note, get on the wheel and run! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2809 We're not looking for slow and steady 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2810 Beating the hare doesn't automatically qualify you for the mouse wheel speed trials. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2811 Maybe you should look into a gym with more of a free weight selection. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2812 The hare? You've got the wrong race. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2813 I slipped out to let you know 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2814 Six months of honest effort,you’’ll look just like them - guaranteed! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2815 You'd be a good negative control. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2816 Why would I do that? I'm a nomad. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2817 You wanna go for a spin, you gotta shuck that carapace. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2818 Don’t give that slow and steady crap. I’m looking for speed! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2819 Dude, I see you, I hear you and we’re gonna get you on that wheel. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2820 It's a fair competition, all the wheel's are the same" 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2821 Sir I am aware that you did in fact beat the Hare. But Sir the Hare is notoriously known for being a slacker in his own right. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2822 You’re in the wrong place at the right time. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2823 We've brought you in to guide the team through an exercise in mindfulness. We've been experiencing a slight issue with... staff burnout... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2824 So you say you’re faster than a hare? 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2825 Pool, right? 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2826 Am I qualified for the rat race? Ask the hare. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2827 Don't worry, it's not a race 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2828 As you can see, we are not running on all four cylinders. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2829 I'm telling you this new Peleton will get everyone in shape. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2830 No. No. I if you get too dizzy you won’t land up in turtle soup. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2831 I see you identify as a mouse, so you're good to go. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
2832 As you can see, we pride ourselves on our commitment to fostering an inclusive and diverse workforce... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2833 I guess it's ok, as long as you're wearing protection. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2834 I’m just not sure you’re ready to join the rat race.” 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2835 It’s the new hybrid model. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2836 But you are a turtle. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2837 Since this isn't going to work out maybe you would like me to sign you up instead for the race with the rabbit? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2838 Welcome to intern year. Meet the residents. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
2839 ... but please, stay in touch, we're always expanding our team. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2840 Thankfully ‘rat race’ has not been cancelled…yet. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2841 Think of how much you’ll save on wear & tear on your wheel. And I can start today, tomorrow. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2842 Please remove your shell. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2843 So, you say you’re half mouse? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2844 You can go at your own pace, but we set the pace. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2845 We call this research “Tortoise and the fair” 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2846 No matter how you spin it, this was never going to work out. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2847 We could really use your thoughts on how to end this soul sucking rat race once and for all! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2848 Tortoise: Y'all have been going around in circles all day, get to the point already! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2849 I’m sorry for the confusion, but the ad was supposed to say ‘fast and furious.’ 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2850 Well, it's not a race per se... 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2851 Great job on the treadmill. We'll do 5 on the wheel and finish with soft tissue massage. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2852 The hares? They left years ago. Real estate is the wrong race these days my friend. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2853 Yes, but the Hare took a nap! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2854 They're blind 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2855 It's a flat monthly fee. It doesn't matter how fast you go. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2856 I don’t know how else to put this…you’d break the wheel. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2857 We rodents know that a lack of preparation was the hare's downfall. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2858 Please sign this back flip waiver first. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2859 Welcome,you are the new fast. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2860 If it helps, the rat race is totally overrated. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2861 While I’m sure you’d win the race sir, this is more of a precision sport 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2862 They have too much experience. We're looking for someone more green. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2863 I'll be needing a personal trainer. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2864 I dunno. Turtle race just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2865 If I let you in,you have to promise not to explain that thing about a finish line,understand? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2866 Which one is it, pal? Do you identify as a hamster or a BINGO ball? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2867 Welcome to wheel theory. Is this your first time? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2868 Your membership would also include access to our maze and water station. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2869 You’re 45 minutes late and we drove in together. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2870 Your resume is impressive,beating the hare and all that,but we were looking for someone who just wants to run endlessly with no purpose. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2871 "I think middle management is more your speed." 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2872 Where there's a wheel, there's a way! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2873 Well yeah, it is pretty much about us spinning our wheels. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2874 If you last long enough you’ll have a great house, car and two kids 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2875 I'm coming off a first place finish 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2876 I need you to make a slow motion video in wheel time. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2877 ايه يا سحلف هتتناك على دين امي ولا ايه؟ هههه حبيبي 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2878 ‘We’re more concerned with reaching new followers. How’s your selfie game?” 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
2879 This will expand your definition of 'going nowhere slowly,' I promise." 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2880 yup,, it does look like fun,,, but you have pay up front with no refunds. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2881 Yes, we still have an opening...but I'm not sure you're a good fit for our organization. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2882 So I can cancel my membership in 30 days if this kind of thing isn't for me?" 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2883 Actually, on your back you might be a perfect fit. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2884 I notice you don't have any of the more modern programming languages on your resume. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2885 So tell me more about these rolling logs... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2886 And that’s when I realized the wheels aren’t even moving… 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2887 All are welcome in the rat race 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2888 I just don’t think you’d be a good fit 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2889 You’re free to give the wheels a try, but the swimming lanes are over there if you’re more comfortable with that 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2890 Well o k , lets see what you got." 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2891 You don't think you're getting anywhere fast, huh? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2892 Beyond the speed issue, it’s that second baton handoff that’ really has me concerned. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2893 And we promote diversity and inclusion in the workplace, as you can see. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2894 Mayor. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2895 Sorry sir, this is Pellet On headquarters. Peloton is two doors down. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2896 Okay, you're not a rodent and the wheel will barely move for you. And, yes, the dismount will be awkward at best. But think about the stories you'll be able to tell your grandturtles! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2897 Sorry, this area is reserved for those in training for the rat race. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2898 The tryouts for American Ninja Turtle are down the hall. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2899 Maybe it’s time to slow down and think about doing things a bit differently 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2900 Here we believe that continuous effort is the key to unlocking our potential. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2901 We're practicing for the rat race when the office reopens. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2902 There's still time to catch up if you pre-registered online. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2903 You’re going to need more cardio to beat the hare. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2904 Looks to me like things are spinning out of control…. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2905 Sure slow 'n steady has gotten you where you are today. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2906 Listen, "outrunning a rabbit" doesn't qualify you for this position. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2907 We're hoping you can give the team a little talk. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2908 Impressive that you beat the hare, but you'll have to come more out of your shell in this job to keep up." 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2909 We’re going to need to see your creden-shells 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2910 Relax and get out of your shell. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2911 Sorry, but you failed your gender test. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2912 I’ve also brought you a copy of my resignation in writing. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2913 Oh look the mailman is here 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2914 I’m sorry Master Turtle, but there are not going to be strong candidates to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Mice. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2915 We want to diversify and be inclusive, please come and try it out. You’ll get a free month trial! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2916 Here at Mouse Inc we want to give everyone equal access to working from home equipment. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2917 I promise. If you keep up the interval training, you WILL beat the hare. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2918 No you're not. Let me see some ID. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2919 Since you beat the hare, any advice on our workout routine? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2920 We have a discount for turtles but take your time 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2921 Wrong venue. To compete with the hares, go to Aesop arena. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2922 You could join the rat race, but you might be a hare too heavy. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2923 Look man, I know it was your first home, but there’s never been a better time to shell. I’ve already got three rats racing to put in an offer. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2924 Are you sure you don’t want to warm up before the race? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2925 That's $100 enrollment fee and $129.50 per month with a two year commitment. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2926 So the hare did what? That logic is so circular. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2927 I think you have the gravitas to make this work. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2928 Your resume said “advanced proficiency” 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2929 What if I remove my shell? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2930 The research is funded by Aesop Inc. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2931 Sorry, but the hare said you're not really a sprinter. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2932 I appreciate your confidence, but I'm sorry, you are NOT qualified. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2933 Anyone named Speedy can surely do this. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2934 Am I too late to join the rat race? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2935 We're trying to change our image 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
2936 Sorry sir,your membership has long expired 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2937 Our last subject was slower than molasses in January. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2938 Just where do you think you get off? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2939 At least you're steady. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2940 The dance aerobics class is in the gym next-door. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2941 "It's a private event, your name's not on the list, so get lost." 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2942 Fuck off, you’re a tortoise. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2943 The liability waiver is just a formality. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2944 You may want to consider a very slow treadmill. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2945 Next, the lightning-speed round. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2946 I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2947 We are seeking to diversify. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2948 We just need you to carry them out on your back. They tend to be quite dizzy… 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2949 We can work on flexibility but you'll need yoga pants 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2950 No, I'm sorry. This is not a shell game. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2951 You might have raced with the hare, but this is the big time. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2952 You're going to have to check your shell if you want to get on the wheel. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2953 Sorry, this is the rat race. The hares are down the hall. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2954 An entry-level position opened up. All you need is at least five years previous experience. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2955 Call me son one more time! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2956 I got this. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2957 we are looking for a self motivated candidate that enjoys a challenge. Don’t worry there will be plenty of support from management 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2958 How fast can you get up to speed? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2959 It’s just that you’re not one of us. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2960 You got to just go with the flow 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2961 Welcome to the working class. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2962 It’s not how you start, it how your finish. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2963 Please wipe down the equipment once you've finished your workout 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2964 : "What were you doing during that 50-yard break in your resume'? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2965 Can you train us to beat the rabbit? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2966 Exactly how many pork burritos did you eat? 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2967 We will, of course, first need a verified blood and urine sample. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2968 Smart ass 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2969 Oh, your father is the C.F.O.? I had no idea. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2970 You’re LATE again for you appointment! 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2971 Me and the guys have been waiting for you all day. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2972 Yertle the Hamster, right? Sure, I got you. Still on. Come on in.” 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2973 The Tai Chi class is down the hall to the left. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2974 Just like Interstate Highways,Mr. Tortoise,we have no maximum speed limits on these wheels,but we do have a minimum speed limit! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2975 I know, I know, but this isn’t just about winning. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2976 I'm looking for a leader. Someone to fill in for m 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2977 I can’t guarantee rat-race training will help with your tortoise-hare challenge. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2978 Are you a team player? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2979 We're looking for someone who isn't afraid to come out of their shell and take the lead on our "Slow and Steady" rebranding campaign. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2980 You havea nice letter of recommendation from the Hare; he says you're "slow and steady but won the race." 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2981 What moves first, the turtle or the wheel? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2982 Now remember, whatever you do, don’t go too fast. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2983 Alright we'll see you on Monday morning 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2984 Welcome to the American Dream. Take a number. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2985 You go back to HR and tell them there's no place for you here--and I don't want to hear any nonsense about discrimination. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2986 I'm really not giving you the runaround. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2987 Slow and steady enters the race. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2988 Have you considered leaving your house? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2989 I get it. You thought that with your MBA you could be hired anywhere, but ... 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
2990 I'm sure you're talented, but your philosophy isn't aligned with ours. 1.2203 0.07671 59 51 3 5
2991 You come highly recommended from The Hare. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2992 You missed your appointment by a hair. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2993 You will need two references. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2994 Try to make the wheel turn, ok? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2995 I think the temp service made a mistake! 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2996 Sorry, no hard tops allowed. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2997 We’ want to offer you the the position but this just isn’t a job that can be done remotely. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2998 I suggest you don't try it 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2999 Welcome to the laudrorat. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3000 It's not that you are a turtle; it's that you exceed the maximum weight for the ride. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3001 If I had to be honest, this is a blank sheet of paper. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3002 We keep losing mice so I wouldn’t suggest coming too far out of your shell 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3003 So our focus groups pay $100 per hour.. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3004 What do you mean you got tired of Pilates? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3005 It's a Peleton. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3006 Listen---I AM impressed about your recent run-in with Mr. Hare but this is a totally different gig altogether. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3007 So you're a bit rusty? So's the wheel. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3008 This isn't a longitudinal study. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3009 Sorry, pal. Only those training for the rat race. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3010 Trust me Pal. This gig ain’t for you. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3011 I'm not sure you're qualified. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3012 Look, kid, I’m all for diversity but this just ain’t gonna work. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3013 I finally got the association to grant you a sub-lease. I had to give up my cheese and remind them that you will go slow. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3014 I have reservations too" 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3015 Here it says that you're slow and steady. We need someone fast and robotic, how do you plan to achieve that? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3016 I’m sorry. No shells allowed! Not liable for shell damage! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3017 Umm…You can’t work from home 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3018 Welcome to the Rat Race Fitness. We have a simple but proven concept. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3019 You’re in the control group. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3020 Remind me again, how did you win the race? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3021 You're our competition? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3022 Unfortunately we charge for time, not distance. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3023 I see you have a reservation but I'm afraid this is a rat race. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3024 I’m promise you, slow and steady won’t win this race. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3025 Sorry you must be at least this high for the adventure wheels. 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
3026 Yeah, yeah, I get it - slow and steady wins the race. That really isn't going to cut it on this job. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3027 I’d describe our workplace culture as: ‘slow and steady’” 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3028 Thanks for your interest, but I’m sorry to say you’re just not a good fit for this position. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3029 It’s fast paced city living 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3030 I'm the replacement from the Biden Administration 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3031 I hear you'd like a house makeover. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3032 Sorry, you don't meet the height requirement for this ride. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3033 Are you kidding? Two minutes and I would be turtle soup. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3034 You're welcome to compete but you have to ditch the armor. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3035 I’m sorry. You’ll have to sign up for our in home class. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3036 So our program is geared more towards Fast and Unsteady. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3037 Your first time? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3038 I doubt your winning in a marathon against the rabbit which was written in your resume, considering your appearance. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3039 We don't have a large enough parking space for a RV. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3040 The temp agency send you? 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
3041 You might want to consider amphetamines. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3042 So you want me to train you so you can beat a rabbit? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3043 Start slow until you warm up. Probably no more than 48 hours. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3044 Be sure to take off your shell 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3045 But I told the agency that I needed a temp with 'wheeeel' experience 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3046 It's $25 an hour or $5000 per revolution 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
3047 Don't knock it until you try it sir. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3048 I'm sorry sir, but your ability to tuck and roll gives you an unfair advantage in this test. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3049 I need to be accommodated. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3050 Okay, but if you land on your back, don't expect any help. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3051 It's not a bias, the timbre wouldn't be right. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3052 Glad to see you’re finally getting out of the rat race. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3053 We will have you in shape for your race with the hare in no time. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3054 Welcome to Rat-matazz. Participation is turtley voluntary. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3055 Our recent data suggests that millennials prefer bikes that don’t move” 🐢 🚴🏼 #spinclas 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3056 The hare will get here eventually, I guess. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
3057 Why on earth you want to lose the shell? It suits you. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3058 I am sorry, you are late ! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3059 You are on #3 and remember there is a 20 minute limit on all machines regardless of the limitations of your species. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3060 '"All I'm asking for is an equal opportunity." 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3061 Well done with the hare, but this is a whole different race. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3062 Look, I understand this worked in the 80's & 90's, but we just don't have any martial arts training. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3063 You MUST remove your house in order to ride. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3064 On the other hand, I don't make a lot of noise" 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3065 Yup, you can run a mile, take all your time and never wind up on your back! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3066 And with just 12 weeks in our training program, I guarantee you’ll beat that hare. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3067 Perhaps you'd like to start with the lap pool first? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3068 The definitive result of fast food consumption: the runs. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3069 Sorry, but you can't be the only one working from home. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3070 I’m handing in my two squeaks notice 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3071 . “All are welcome here. Would you like to take yourself for a spin?” 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3072 You had a really strong résumé and did very well for the interview, but we felt that this position wouldn’t be the right fit for you. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3073 They don't like their race history with you, tortoise. They've been up all night spinning their wheels on how to beat you. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
3074 But Sir, I feel like I'm going nowhere in this job. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
3075 If this is your first time on the wheel, you're going to want to start slow. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3076 On these devices you can exercise at your own pace. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3077 Fun at any speed, we promise. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3078 We're hoping your diversity can turn things around here 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3079 Are you sure this is in your wheelhouse? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3080 It looks healthier than death by donuts. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3081 That's what the hare said. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3082 You are aware this ends in dissection. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
3083 This internship is unpaid. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3084 Let me circle back to you on that. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3085 There's a 30 minute time limit on the machines. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3086 I may be a bit slow, but I'm very steady 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3087 We're all about diversity & inclusion in this rat race. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3088 You are going to have to sign a waver,sir. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3089 Nah dude I can’t, doesn’t matter how slow you go, your big turtle dick gets caught in that wheel and, I mean that limb won’t grow back, right? Like there’s a reason we use hamsters, y’know? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3090 I know it’s just a rat race. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3091 Water aerobics is just down the hall. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3092 La cage aux folly? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3093 You say your name is Mickey? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3094 Congratulations. You have learned the rules faster than ANY other contestant 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3095 And under references I see you simply put "hare". 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3096 They are not nice guys and they are not planning on finishing last. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3097 Please teach us how we can take it slow… 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3098 We have a high turnover rate 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3099 No. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3100 O.K., Before we start, I have your preferred pronouns entered as 'they, them, their.' Is that correct? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3101 Listen, it's not personal. You just keep showing up three hours late and upper management won't stand for it anymore 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3102 I'm a union organizer. I'm here to demand better work conditions ! 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
3103 We were hoping you could slow it down a little. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3104 Look, you need to keep up if you want to be part of the system. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3105 Sorry. I like your attitude, but I think this job is too fast-paced for you. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
3106 I'm sorry but a hare is signed up for that one. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
3107 I don't know who told you that, but I don't do ninja training. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3108 Do you think you can handle the pace of the job? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3109 Medical yes, dental yes, year-end performance-related bonus yes. Remote working is not included in the contract, unfortunately. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3110 can you start tomorrow? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3111 So, what do you self identify as? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3112 I see you're working with Aesop again. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3113 Participation will,of course,account for 90% of your score. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3114 Sorry pal, outdoor wear isn't allowed 1.2154 0.07433 65 57 2 6
3115 My name is on your list and I've waited 2 hours in line ! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3116 Look, it doesn't matter how slow and steady you are, you aren't winning the rat race! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3117 Ten to one you can't make it over the top. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3118 What do you mean you ate Scooter? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3119 The turtle contest was yesterday. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3120 I don't understand what Zeno has to do with this. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3121 Three out of four customers gave us five stars ratings. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3122 I'm sorry, your appointment is not for another 50 years 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3123 Okay, we’ll at least if you land on your back you’ll be okay. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3124 Assume you're ok with a by-the-week rate. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3125 Why, folks are falling all over themselves to get into this program! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3126 Focus on your form - not your speed 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3127 Working remote. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3128 That's precisely why we need you 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3129 Is this what hustling looks like? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3130 Our company motto is - The sooner, the better. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3131 Sorry, but I can't give you the run-around. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3132 That wheel is reserved – the hare beat you to it. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3133 Sorry, I just don't think you're a good fit for us 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3134 Well, I still believe in quality over quantity. Give it a try. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3135 So you need to train for your next race with the hare? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3136 Try not to go too fast. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3137 Given your overall condition, I'd start with the treadmill instead. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3138 Dude. If DBD is what it takes to get off the wheel, I'm all in. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3139 I'm afraid these machines don't have a 'slow-and-steady' setting. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3140 Sorry, but we’re closing when these three finish. I suggest you set out for here tomorrow a half hour earlier. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3141 I'll admit it, I'm slow, but you're still giving me the run-around. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3142 FIRST, You get UNDRESSED. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3143 Sorry...this isn't a shell game! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3144 Sorry, I can't let you in, 'cause we know you'll win! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3145 To beat the hare, I recommend a 12-month club membership. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3146 I don't care if you're famous, no weekly rates for anyone. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3147 We’ll put you on the one that needs to be oiled. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3148 Don’t worry about all that, you’re the control! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3149 Um ... I believe they have different versions on the drawing board." 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3150 I know you said you felt like a third wheel, but I still can't let you on." Jim Dexter Methuen, Mass 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3151 Sorry, you must be this tall to ride. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3152 We have no "slow and steady" equipment at this gym. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3153 I'm sorry sir. No rabbits signed up for our 'fun-filled rodent race.' 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3154 They will be shell-shocked to see you here 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3155 it's a shell of a ride 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3156 Sir, we understand you identify as a rat, and we respect that, but you’re going to have to speak with HR. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
3157 Do you have an M.B.A? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3158 Abosolutly, I am an experience runner 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3159 I’m a fast learner! 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3160 I can work from home and in the office at the same time. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3161 Racist? No no no. You see, we’re a union here, buddy. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3162 We're trying to determine if the hare was just a fluke. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3163 Why not? Everyone deserves a place on Mars. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
3164 You mean if we just turn these dumb things over and climb on top we can ride them like a unicycle? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3165 But your ad said you hired for attitude! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3166 What qualifies you for this roll? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3167 Considering your history with the hare, the Rat Race should be no problem for you. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3168 We have an opening for an unpaid internship 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3169 Maybe it's time you come out of your shell and join the rat race. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3170 I see here that you’ve won some races... 200 years experience... oh yes, we’re absolutely seeking diverse candidates... hm. Can you type? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3171 Wrong race, but we'll see if we can fit you in. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3172 I'm getting out of this ratrace. Be careful yourself. It's not all it's cracked up to be. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3173 I’m starting to think I was a diversity hire. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3174 Senator Blumenthal told us we have to let you join. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3175 Mr.Thor Tuss. We are so glad to see you and hope that you can bring some sanity to this rat race. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3176 No! It's not discrimination... it's more like you won't be a good culture fit here. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3177 Yes, I could show you the diagram again, but I don't think that's the problem 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3178 This is the Rat Race training centre. Tortoise and Hare is down the hall. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3179 Sorry, but you're just not cut out for the rat race. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3180 We also have the option of working remotely." 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3181 Wrong fable, you’re looking for the tortoise and the hare 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3182 Sure, if you want to go nowhere faster... you’re in the right place. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3183 We can run circles around you. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
3184 This is a race you can win. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3185 Results guaranteed! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3186 We ran out of hares. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3187 You lost the rat race by a hair. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3188 Join the rat race even if you are not a rat. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3189 You’re from the temp agency? Let me show you around. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3190 Well.. No... No specific Rule... but.. It's called a RAT Race ! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3191 I agree that your philosophy could change the world. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3192 I'll need your time trials first. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3193 Great gumption, low traction. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3194 Yes, we do discriminate, but based on speed and agility, not species. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3195 I'll need to inquire if you are using steroids. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3196 Sorry, pal, but it looks like your pre-existing conditions disqualify you from the rat race. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3197 . All animals are equal, but some are more equal at the gym. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3198 Always remember to clean the wheel with detergent solution before and after usage 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3199 Slow and steady ain’t gonna win this race 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3200 As part of our new "woke" policy, we are certainly open to accepting a variety of new applicants 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3201 You're right, slow and steady is safer. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3202 Let me explain one more time... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3203 Do you have your vax card on that mobile phone? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3204 Welcome to Squeak-uinox 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3205 No openings?! I'm filing a compaint. Species discrimination. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3206 What's your excuse this time? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3207 If you smoked weed recently, don't even think about it. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3208 The rabbit who reserved it seemed desperate to get into shape ASAP. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3209 Sorry Al. Sure, you are the greenest energy around… but your performance just wasn’t up to speed. Now try not to take too long on your way out. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3210 The 2022 model comes in 4 speeds 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3211 Just take it slow. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3212 If I use the Petoton daily will I beat the hare? 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3213 Sorry, you don't meet our dress code. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3214 Of course . . you may not fit into our opening. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3215 Sorry,the speed is a required minimum of 1 mile per hour. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3216 Sorry, the Hare already left 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3217 What do you mean by "not flip over"? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3218 I'm sorry but we found traces of the Devil's lettuce in your system and had to disqualify you 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3219 Slow and steady will not get your heart rate up.” 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3220 I see among your references you list is from this fellow Aesop. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3221 You are late for work again. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3222 I believe a long-term approach is equally important; afterall, the race is not for the swift 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3223 You will be expected to do the same amount of work as everyone else. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3224 In your case, I think we can skip the Hold Harmless Agreement 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3225 Sorry. You don’t meet the height requirement 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3226 I'm sorry, we're not willing to take any chances after what happened with the hare 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3227 Have you got a rabbit I can race? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3228 May I see your vaccination certificate? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3229 Are you the guy who beat that hare? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3230 I’m not saying it’ll be easy; but give me six weeks and you’ll leave that rabbit in the dust. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3231 Correct. helmets are optional. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3232 You would be a welcomed metaphor. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3233 Your job will be to run this place 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3234 I'm sorry; you didn't pass the physical, but we have other positions available. Can you type? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3235 We love your killer instinct 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3236 I'm sorry, but that's not exactly what we meant by "hard-shell" 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3237 Tell me more about your rabbit racing experience. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3238 Again, I'm sorry, but the rats are training for a completely different type of race. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3239 Sure they are going to move the wheel 600% faster than you, but don’t compare yourself to them. This workout is about you and your personal fitness goals. Welcome to SHELLOTON! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3240 Are you sure you want to give that guy a rematch? You only won by a hare” 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3241 You'll win. They'll never pass a drug test. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3242 In this contest, slow and steady just doesn’t win the race. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3243 A very impressive resume Mr. Tortoise, especially the part about the hare. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3244 I'm not here for the treadmill I'm here to judge. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3245 Yeah, sorry……It’s actually kind of in the name…it’s training specifically for the rat race. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3246 ...And here is where Fred Astaire choreographed Royal Wedding. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3247 I'm afraid there's no 'slow and steady' setting on our wheels. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3248 We can't exploit you as much as the others, so you're fired." 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3249 I’m talkin’ about a different kind of revolution. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3250 Go ahead, pal. I heard you won a race. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3251 I am so sorry, but we were looking for a different minority 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3252 You outsmarted the Hare. Mazel tov. You still have work to do. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3253 Sorry Tort. This is the Advanced Spin class. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3254 I’m sorry—this is our advanced class. Suppose we start you out on our high-impact, non-aerobics class. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3255 I see on your resume that you beat the hare. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3256 Don't be intimidated. Slow and steady wins the race. But I'm sure you know that already. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3257 I’m afraid you aren’t on the list. Are you sure it’s the rat race you signed up for? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3258 I already defeated the rabbit you still think you've a chance 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3259 Rest assured. Even humans swear by our techniques. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3260 You're only getting this opportunity because your rabbit friend called in a favor. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
3261 Free weights are down the hall. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3262 I'm sorry, sir, but as a subsidiary of Amazon, we won't unionize this division. Opposed to what some believe, our company simply cannot afford to put out such quality products AND allow our employees more than one bathroom break. Now please. Amscray. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3263 I'm afraid this task isn't for the slow and steady 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3264 Not sure how you were assigned to the Amazon training program, but frankly, I don't see a good fit. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3265 This is the rodent gym. Reptiles are across the street. Good luck with that. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3266 No, you can't work out here. Reptiles are at the climbing wall across from amoeba rafting. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3267 May I suggest our, ahem, “Acqua Basics” class instead? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3268 We are looking for a Hare to fill this role. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3269 So you’re telling me you aren’t related to someone who works here? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3270 The hare mentioned this might be a fast-paced environment for you… 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3271 It's all about style 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3272 It's more fulfilling than it looks. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3273 It's OK. We will start slow and work up your speed gradually. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3274 Whose your agent? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3275 Is this your first time coming to spin class? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3276 I'm sorry sir, unfortunately you're not on the list. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3277 You will be the control. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3278 We'd like to explore a hybrid approach. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3279 Joining the rat race won't increase your speed." 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3280 If you want the 3 months free I need to lock you into the membership now! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3281 I can work from home and win this race too ! Watch me! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3282 Turtle night is tomorrow. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3283 Come-on already! Class is almost over! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3284 Dear immigrant, welcome to the United States. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3285 Yes,this is the global energy production compound. You’ve been asked to reduce what? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3286 Diversity is confusing. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3287 Sorry, we don’t take Europeans 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3288 Yes, some of our employees choose to work from home. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3289 I've always dreamed of turning over 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3290 We've tried this before with you. Nobody thinks it's 'cute' when you're inside the wheel, except for when your shell gets stuck between the bars. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3291 The hare is next, but you can try out our maze while you wait. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3292 I'm not saying you can't do it, but why would you want to? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3293 You may not be a good fit for the management trainee program--but we do have an opening in our mail room. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3294 Slow, but steady is fine, but these guys are certified wheel runners. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3295 We need a note from your doctor. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3296 Don’t feel like you need to compete with anyone. Just go at your own pace! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3297 Literally speaking, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3298 Look, I know you're skeptical; but I promise you, a gym membership here at Big Mousey's Gym includes all the arugula you can eat. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3299 Centrifugal? centripetal? Anyone’s guess, I’d say. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3300 Sorry, Mickey doesn't work here anymore. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3301 No thanks. I try to avoid the rat race as much as possible. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3302 The adrenaline rush may take a lifetime. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3303 Just be aware, our healthcare plan doesn’t cover broken shells, that would have to come out of pocket. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3304 Late, AGAIN? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3305 It’s definitely a fast-paced environment. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3306 I know about the Hare, but this is an advanced class 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3307 Don’t be intimidated - they’re just a bunch of gym rats. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3308 Yes.... but I'm a fast learner. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3309 We're getting a lot of complaints about street lights in the Bronx. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3310 You need fur to get on our playground. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3311 Sometimes, slow walking is preferable. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3312 You do realize rental is by the hour? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3313 On the other hand, you come highly recommended by the hare 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3314 Sorry. You’re a hare late. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
3315 I'm sorry, you're too late for your personal training appointment 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3316 Please, don't be embarrassed. You may not think you're great, but you're the equalizer. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3317 I've got a few indemnity papers I need you to sign before you start your gym membership. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3318 I know you beat the Hare, but Orange Theory is a different concept entirely. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3319 Slow? Steady? Nah. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3320 So, you see, we’re transitioning to a ‘slow and steady wins the race’ model. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3321 No, sorry, I don't have extra headphones. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3322 As you can see our trial phase is not being rushed. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3323 If you lose the shell, we can fit you in. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3324 This will absolutely firm up your flippers. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3325 I’m feeling like a third wheel here, Chet. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3326 Yes, even if you are upside down and can't roll over, it will keep turning until you are right side up. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3327 We know how you beat the hare; that's just not going to work here. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3328 Can you tell them that 'slow and steady' wins the race? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3329 I just don't think a spin class is right for you. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3330 No, the shell game is in the next arcade. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3331 Sorry. We can't let you on. Don't feel bad, it's just a stupid technicality; Your tail's too short. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3332 Sorry, but your background and experience don’t fit with what we’re looking for at this time. Check with the hare down the road;! I hear he’s looking. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3333 Hello 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3334 So I was thinking about what you said, slow ‘n steady and all that… 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3335 Look, we just don’t think that you’d be a good fit with our team. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3336 We implemented AGILE methods as requested but employees seem to miss the point of working in sprints. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3337 And lastly, do you consent to random drug testing? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3338 Resignation? What's this nonsense of self accomplishment? Go back to work, you are very valuable to us Number 3. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3339 You'll find our company very results-driven, so you'll fit right in. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3340 ´Welcome to our equal opportunities gym’ 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3341 Just do your best. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3342 Sorry, this is training for the rat race, the rabbit race training starts next week. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3343 Try it. Maybe you’ll come out of your shell. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3344 You know, I think you'll have more fun in an old fashioned foot race." 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3345 Care to take a tumble? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3346 Slow and steady does not win the rat race. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3347 You do know a circle has no end. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3348 Well, you're a bit late but I am sure you can catch up with a little extra effort. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3349 We have an opening. The hare just left. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3350 look who's come out of their shell. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3351 Come out of your shell and try a treadmill for a change of pace! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3352 It says here you’re proficient with Mice-crosoft Excel? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3353 You know what they say, slow & steady wins the rat race.. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3354 Actually,we were expecting the hare. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3355 Sir, I've checked twice and there's no Turtle on the guest list. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3356 I don’t care if your nickname is speedy this is about dexterity. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3357 Can I touch your shell? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3358 I'm training for a race with a hare. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3359 I'm a little concerned with the position. I understand there has been a lot of turnaround in the business. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3360 I promise, if we can just get you in there, you won't notice a thing. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3361 I’m sorry, but you can’t meet the minimum speed limit required for this device. Robert E. Mayer, Warsaw, Indiana 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3362 So you’re the stamina management consultant? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3363 Vaccination card or negative PCR. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3364 Any tips on how to beat the rabbit? My guys are not doing well out there. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3365 In fact, Mr. Turtle, these wheels are not made for walking 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3366 Where do you see yourself in this organization in five years? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3367 I’m sorry but the hare left hours ago. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3368 I'm sorry to let you go but we're moving in a different direction. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3369 Sorry, but its called a hamster wheel for a reason. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3370 You think you can keep up, but look at you. You're a shell of what you once were. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3371 I called the company and they still insist it is operator error. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3372 What different skills would you bring to our team? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3373 May I interview you on the Zen of slow movement and longevity? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3374 They are trying to copy you 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
3375 This is rat race training. Tortoise vs. hare training is next door. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3376 Dude, you've got to face it...some things are just not meant to be. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3377 Sorry. Your swim membership doesn't include the cardio circuit. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3378 you have been fired, you are always late 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3379 So, you say you pay per hour not per done work? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3380 The job description said it was self-paced environment 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3381 Look, we just need to fudge the baseline data for our shareholders... 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3382 I know the ad said diversity but you are putting me in an awkward position 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3383 Just sign this waiver and you’re set 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3384 Like I said last week. You hold up the line. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3385 Can I try too? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3386 If you hire me you can save on insurance, I won't need any. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3387 There’s a two round minimum. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3388 Your chances for advancement are endless. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3389 You need to lose the shell if you wanna get on up there 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3390 Just try not to put your back into it this time. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3391 What is it with you, Henderson? This is the thirty-seventh day in a row you've been late. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3392 Thank you for choosing 'The Opposite Games.' In this game, the slowest wins. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3393 The recruiter was really impressed with your first place win against the Hare 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3394 I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3395 . “Will you please hurry the fuck up?” 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3396 Lets start with a crawl and work out way up to a waddle. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3397 It says here, your appointment was last month! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3398 Just because you think you will survive all falls and crashes doesn’t mean you are right for the job 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3399 New astronaut? Don't worry, the only speed we care about is escape velocity 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3400 We can only take you on as an unpaid intern until we can get you out of you shell. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3401 "Hey, Champ I know you are a legend. But if your not on the list, I can't let you in" 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3402 Sir, I think you want the beginner's class. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3403 The speed is up to you, but everyone signs a release. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3404 No, you want Room 403 for the turtle stress test. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3405 Today, it's the rat race; next week the turtles get to play. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3406 What’s a trans-rat? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3407 Comes with euro wheel, chrome coated, dual action breaking system, 0 - 35 in 12 seconds. Will increase your life span another twenty-five years. No money down, easy payments. Can take delivery now 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3408 Go home, Steven. You failed your drug test. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3409 You don't need cardio. Your heartbeat is twenty-five beats per minute. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3410 I'm sorry but we charge by the minute and I don't think you have enough money! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3411 Are you really sure you want to join the rat race? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3412 If you take the job on the wheel, our productivity specialitist recommends you pee in a bottle. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3413 Okay, let me get you up to speed. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3414 Trust me, I’m much better roller than you think. 😏 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
3415 We charge five cents a revolution. So I’d say for you, this program is a STEAL. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3416 Lower emissions and more reliability, why do you ask? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3417 Have you considered leaving the rat race behind? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3418 I know,after covid,you want to get out but are you sure you want to jump in this rat race? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3419 Trust me, I'm not THAT STUPID! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3420 Just sign this waiver and it’s all yours. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3421 The premium package includes turning you over if you get stuck upside down.... 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3422 The hare recommended it. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3423 Would you consider yourself an athlete? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3424 Everyone is a winner. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3425 There’s a $500 hiring bonus after 90 days 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3426 So, you want to join the rat race. You will have to shell out. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3427 ‘Don’t worry, just remember what you did to the hare” 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3428 Welcome to diversity week 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3429 So, this is how I die. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3430 My advice? Just try to pace yourself. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3431 Spinning is in. All the humans are doing it. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3432 Sorry, you’ll just go turtle on us. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3433 Speed hadn't worked for us, so we need a new approach. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3434 Please show your vaccine passport 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
3435 Do you like peanuts? That's what motivates us. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3436 Can we circle back tomorrow? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3437 Sorry Pal, I can only hire the blind. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3438 It’s the only way you’ll score enough steps on your fitness tracker. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3439 See Jerry, we give you the tools to be successful… 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3440 We call this the Wheel of Sisyphus. A slow and steady approach pretty much takes you back to where you started. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3441 Welcome to SoulCycle. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3442 You didn't do so well on handling, but your crash test results were off the charts. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3443 I'm not saying laying on a rock is easy, this is just harder than it looks. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3444 I'm sorry, slow and steady does not win this race. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3445 you must leave your shell with me before you start the ride 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3446 ...but this time around, no one is going to take a nap. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3447 Sorry, sir, but you are not dressed for it. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3448 It'll be fine training for your big race coming up with Harry Hare. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3449 Here is the rat's race. We don't know anything about hares! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3450 and you're sure this is your real ID? you look more cold-blooded in person 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3451 I have a race later in the week...I'm just here for training. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3452 Sorry our spin class is full 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3453 No, I’m afraid there’s no work from home option. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3454 The sky is the limit is a slight exaggeration by our spin-doctors. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3455 Welcome to the rat race. It's perfectly safe. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3456 That's three tickets sir ! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3457 Yes, but it is still unclear whether it is slowness OR steadiness that accounts for success 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3458 If you sign up for our spin class right now I can get you onto our best available variable speed apparatus. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3459 I'm sorry, but you are too tall. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3460 Thanks for participating in our clinical trial where we find out if slow and steady really does win the race. OR 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3461 Are you sure Tony Robbins told you that? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3462 I am sorry, but you are not Kafkaesque enough! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3463 Look, I know we aren't supposed to eliminate outliers, but.... 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3464 Sorry, there’s a 30 minute limit 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3465 It's not a race issue. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3466 The shell's a nice touch. What's your top speed? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3467 No, the fact that you are transgender does not disqualify you. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3468 just pace yourself. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3469 Please sir, I want to go places like you! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3470 My race with the hare was totally legit! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3471 What do you mean you don’t have an open wheel? I can see one right behind you! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3472 Look… I am sure you are more than qualified. I just don’t have any openings right now. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3473 They’re not hares, they’re rats, and this is not a race. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3474 It's not a species thing. Mice can't wear shells either. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3475 I know it looks like we have an open table, but there’s a reservation coming. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3476 Start slowly and work up to five steps a minute. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3477 Can you do "slow?" How about "steady?" 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3478 Slow and steady probably would win, but you’ve got to be able to hop onto the wheel… 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3479 It's just that if we allow a contestant to run who we believe will lose by a landslide -- s/he'll insist s/he WON by a landslide, demand running RE-COUNTS, take each WHEEL to court, and bring TOURIST friends to overthrow all my wheels! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3480 You must remove your shell to use the equipment. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3481 This year really changed me. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3482 What can I tell ya, kid? They need a confidence boost. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3483 I know, I know! But its the best personal protection equipment there is. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3484 I'm sorry, but we've decided to cut you from the team. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3485 This was not what I expected when I signed up for spin class. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3486 With the right diet and workout plan, that hare doesn’t stand a chance. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3487 Sorry, that win over the hare makes you overqualified for this position. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3488 We understand you might not need it as much as the others, but our policy firmly states workers’ comp insurance cannot be exchanged for extra lunch time. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3489 Wanna give it a try? I promise it’ll shred the quarantine weight in no time. If you sign up now I’ll throw in a sweater too. How about a nice burgundy turtle neck? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3490 Did you sign the waiver online when you booked? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3491 We do value diversity here. It’s just too hard right now to get you up to speed. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3492 Lmao stfu you’re a turtle 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3493 I walked here after my first Covid-19 vaccine shot 2 weeks ago. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3494 Got another upset in you? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3495 Well, if you’re as fast as the hare says you are, you’ll be a great fit here 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3496 I'm afraid identifying as speedy doesn't qualify you for these trials. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3497 Okay, first, did you bring a certified clearance from your doctor? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3498 I see you were referred by a "Mr. Hare?" 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3499 I think the elliptical trainer is open. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3500 So, you want to join the rat race, and yes, we do have an opening. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3501 Hello, I'm Achilles 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3502 We can work on your speed in here, and our bodybuilders can help you lose that neck. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3503 it says here that in 1912, you dethroned james earl hare, iv in the 200m aesop worlds. tell me more about that? @callahandalyjudge 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3504 : Thing is, slow and steady doesn’t work here. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3505 We only hire hustlers here, mate! Sorry, your profile just doesn't make the cut. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3506 Listen- this is a fast paced environment but I think you’re up for it. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3507 So, your resume says you are a fast learner… 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3508 You can do it. I can sell you some meth. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3509 Well I say it's spinach and I say to hell with it! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3510 We also have a 12-inch wheel in case the shell proves too cumbersome. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3511 What a slowpoke; the race started two weeks ago! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3512 Rat: Welcome to the rat race. Turtle: How do you rats ever expect to get anywhere. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3513 Look, you don’t have to go fast - just show up, put in the hours and go home… 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3514 I promise you, outsourcing isn't illegal 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3515 Sorry, we do not grade an a curve 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3516 If you sign up for this gym, you can be a mouse too." 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
3517 It’s easiest to think of it as a ladder. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3518 Sorry. .I tried getting on the treadmill in in 1970 and was not able to get off till christmas 1979 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
3519 No pressure, pay by the mile. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3520 You’ll have to sign this trans-species liability waiver to participate. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3521 Let me get you up to speed. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3522 Before I can let you on, I need to confirm you're not the farmer's wife. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3523 If this isn't quite your speed, we also have ellipticals. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
3524 Don't care if you a turtle OR a tortoise! Ya ain't riding! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3525 I don't care what it looks like, Amazon is not hiring. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3526 don't judge a book by its cover 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3527 This isn't what I went to law school for. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3528 All due respect, but the hare had no clue about how to train for a race. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3529 I'm afraid your outfit is incompatible to participate in this study. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3530 I'm tired of life in the fast lane. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3531 Sorry I'm Late... 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3532 Would you like to participate in a clinical study on erectile dysfunction? 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
3533 Now it's your turn .... 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3534 You're welcome to go for a spin, but shell or no shell, we don't rent by the the yard. $5 for 10 minutes, please. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3535 Look, the rat race isn't for everyone. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3536 So, you think you're ready to enter the corporate rat race, are you? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3537 We don't allow any firearms, weapons, or armor in the facility. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3538 You beat the hare, but only because he took a nap. We'll help you with your speed. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3539 You came to the wrong laboratory, they already qualified for the New York Marathon. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3540 Take it slowly. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3541 Just sayin'. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3542 I am sorry, but we would only have a position for you is you were transgender. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3543 Come back next week for the Turtle Peloton crawl. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3544 Unfortunately, if you arrive late you have to accept a middle seat. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3545 Sorry, you’re a hare too slow! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3546 I don’t think Peloton experience is really going to help you that much… 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3547 NO protective gear allowed... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3548 Running the rat race has made me a shell of a person. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3549 Sorry, Mac, this is the rat race. You and the hare are next door. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3550 I’ve been working out. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3551 Diversity hire”? Absolutely not. We simply believe that adding you to the team will reduce the employee turnover. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3552 I have the ride of your life awaiting! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3553 Slow and steady wins the Nobel. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3554 You pay by the hour, not the revolution. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3555 We have a quota for minorities. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3556 And for just $100 more a month, you'll have access to our cardio room. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3557 Given my pace, do you have a day rate? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3558 It requires a slow and steady center of gravity. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3559 I'm just following Aesop's orders. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3560 There’s a fridge for your lunch, just put your name on it. No guarantees though— Hey, we’re rats! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3561 The generator broke so we went to manual. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3562 The hare hurt his ankle. You gonna sub? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3563 I must warn you,you could experience shellshock 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3564 You have a choice of three speeds, and two directions, with your membership level. May I suggest "slow" and "forward" to start? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3565 Are you ready for something completely different? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3566 We're still getting the bugs worked out on our training equipment. How's you training going? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3567 Sorry... but this class is not your speed. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3568 I’m afraid you’re above our maximum weight limit. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3569 I'm sorry, but the rat race is our only admission criterion. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3570 You can't quit, you have't started yet! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3571 I was hoping you had a broken treadmill. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3572 I assume you've had ninja training? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3573 It’s a soft market right now 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3574 Don't give me that slow but sure crap. You're late again 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3575 No prejudging 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3576 Your resume looks immaculate, but I don’t think you’re Tumblr material 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3577 You must be looking for the slow flow yoga class down the hall. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3578 Everything on your resume is true, right? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3579 $25 a month huh?” “And no contract! Trust me it’s the best deal around. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3580 As you could see, we work in a very fast-paced environment 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3581 Ah! another slow yoga sect member, you are very welcome 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3582 Sorry, there’s no “work from home” option, we’re essential. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3583 So your saying you can only do slow and steady “ 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
3584 Can we circle back to how you won that race ? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3585 ‘I’m willing to shell-out for this experience’ 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3586 I don’t understand what the problem is… everyone else is making it work. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3587 You’ll get a $100 sign-on bonus if you stay for 90 days 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3588 It's actually now the only way to run for office 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3589 Maybe if you smiled more. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3590 Our team’s been on a roll lately! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3591 After orientation we’ll be sure to get you up to speed. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3592 I’m sorry but, you’re just not the right fit for our organization. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3593 Rat: “The Hare recommended I’d talk to you” 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3594 Maybe we should find you something a little more up to your speed. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3595 As you can see, our Tuesday spinning classes are the most popular. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3596 JUST CHECKING CLUB MEMBERSHIP 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
3597 I’m warning you now – it’s a rat race. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3598 You can get out of your costume. We're body positive here. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3599 Last time, it took you a month to get back on your feet. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3600 We have no available positions at this time 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3601 We aren’t being speciest-keeping up is a requirement of the job! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3602 It's not really a 'slow and steady' type of race. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3603 This is just the qualifying round. The fastest four make the team and then try to escape from the French chefs. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3604 Apologies, sir, but the wheels do not have a "slow and steady" setting. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3605 Hybrid working isn’t for everyone, so join@your colleagues and let’s get back to normal 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3606 I know we said entry level, but do you have 10 years of experience, a PhD, and can travel out of state up to 5 days a week? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3607 Sorry, Frank, it's the noise. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3608 Prepare to be shellacked. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3609 Yes, that one is available, but where's your proof of vaccination? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3610 Look. I like you, but friendship doesn’t keep the lights on. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3611 Look, we're doing the best we can. Without a fourth runner we can't get up to full power. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3612 Like you, I opted out of the rat race. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3613 But it's RAT race, not RABBIT 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3614 Sorry, kid. I don't think this will be a fit, but my cousin Splinter may have something for you... 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3615 I would like to learn more about your “Slow down and appreciate life” program please! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3616 Sir, when we asked for -hard applicants-, we meant it as a figure of speech! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3617 Sorry Sir, this the lab rat race. Around the corner is the turtle soup prep department. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3618 Aren’t you too old for this? 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
3619 Think of it as your chance to make history. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3620 I'm skeptical, but give it a whirl. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3621 We need a fourth. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3622 It pays $2.83 per hour plus tips. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3623 The slow and steady interviews are tomorrow 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3624 Personal Reference? The Hare. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3625 Coach? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3626 We should warn you, it’s a fast paced work environment here 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3627 The slow and steady method isn't getting these subjects anywhere. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3628 I'm sorry, but we're only accepting mammals at this time. Please don't snap at me! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3629 A snapping turtle, how ironic. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3630 Please remove your shell before entering the ride. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3631 Minimum wage?! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3632 So the idea is to actually move the wheel. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3633 Yes, you are entitled to a 30 minute lunch break. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3634 Dude! Heard you beat the rabbit in a race. Could you tell me how? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3635 Wrong trope. I think you’re supposed to be with the hare down the hall. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3636 Sorry, this study calls for hyper-energetic extroverts. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3637 Try it, it’s easy! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3638 Slow but steady?...I think you want to challenge the rabbit at the end of the hall on your left. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3639 I’m sorry, but you must be pre-qualified to participate in this rat race. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3640 Every morning it's the same old thing - we're just going round in circles here pal 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3641 You can catch up on the water slide 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3642 Sorry, sir, but "velocity-challenged" is not a protected group in employment law. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3643 It's a rat race. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3644 A gym membership will really help you get out of your shell. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3645 After last season’s extremely disappointing scores, the team’s decided to give the “slow and steady” strategy a serious look. By the way, you come very highly recommended! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3646 "Look, I know you think you still have some street cred because you beat the hare, but you're in way over your head on this one buddy." 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
3647 So, you identify as a mouse and want a shot at the wheel? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3648 Here are the rules. You know the endgame. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3649 I know you're slow, but are you feeling steady? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3650 Sorry, but at least I'm not giving you the runaround. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3651 Ok boss, so your idea to spin around aimlessly has not improved our productivity. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3652 Between you and me, I think you may be overqualified for this position. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3653 I’m Fronz, I’ll be your personal trainer getting you ready for your highly anticipated rematch with the hare 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3654 Any tips bro? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3655 The Health Deaprtment made us remove the turtle pond. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3656 The job interview was last month. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3657 Get back in there or I’ll permanently slow you down…. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3658 Different is good, show us what you got... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3659 How about we flip for it? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3660 It says here you're an independent worker, a real free wheeler? As luck would have it, we have a free wheel. When can you start? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3661 Just sign this waiver and then you’re good to go. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3662 You need to submit an online application, like everyone else. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3663 Considering your pace, it'll be an experience of exhaustion and boredom of its own kind, I'll promise. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3664 Can you set #3 to 1 revolution per week? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3665 This really requires you to come out of your shell. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3666 Just get on and the wheel will do everything. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3667 You’ll be fine. Remember it’s a marathon, not a sprint. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3668 We also have a yoga studio. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3669 I love turtles!! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3670 hey turtle, what’s a cog? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3671 We're just not sure you'd be happy here. We'll be in touch. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3672 Well, that’s thinking outside the box, turtle! 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3673 Rats only till 4 pm. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3674 The position? Sorry - it’s already been filled. Too slow I guess. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3675 When you sold me the wheels you forgot to mention they weren’t calibrated to mouse speed 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3676 Of course we tailor each workout to your individual fitness level and species. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
3677 Yes, but do you have a NEED for speed? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3678 I'm sorry, sir. Our insurance policy doesn't cover turtles. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3679 As you can see we're a fast pace marginalization and normally I wouldn't hired you but after hearing about you and that Rabbit. Well, hey, welcome to the team" 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3680 Sorry, Franklin, I'm afraid you can't compete. Your drug test came back positive for methamtortoisemine. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3681 However, there is an enforced weight limit for riding our Ferris wheel. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3682 I can see how it can be a little concerning for you. Don't worry, as long as you outlive others, that's fine. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3683 Why you want this job? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3684 I'm not supposed to question resumes, but this note about the race with the hare seems suspicious. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3685 Look, you're paying me to get you shape for the race. Slow and steady will not work here. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3686 Welcome to the Future Olympians training center. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3687 They just need to know how to win the race! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3688 Well, yes, we do have an opening. I'm not certain, however, that you're exactly what we're looking for to fill the position. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3689 We certainly would never consider species in our hiring decisions but I do want to remind you that this is a contract position and does not include health insurance coverage. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3690 Of course you're not a diversity hire. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3691 Sorry, this is the rat race ride. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3692 First, you exploit someone with ADHD, and now you want to take advantage of the blind? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3693 I won the last race by a hare. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3694 Um, I think we’ll be needing YOUR vaccination card… 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3695 What? You lost 10lbs simply over Keto diet? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3696 Now, you do understand we charge by the minute... 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3697 Uh,ok,well,It's 2021 after all...You can be...anything...you want...to be? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3698 Yes, I'm ready for a hare racing experience... 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3699 I'm afraid our program may be a bit too fast for you. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3700 We’ll start slow and build back to your pre-Covid level! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3701 We will have to charge you extra to join 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3702 The last guy said he wasn't getting anywhere. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3703 Compared to these guys, that hare was an amateur. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3704 Turtle Tuesday is tomorrow. Today is Mouse Monday. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3705 I’m sorry sir but all of the rpm’s simply have to match or we have big troubles! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3706 Look, the time commitment is 24/7...take it or leave it. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3707 Independent contractors do need to purchase their own wheel to join. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3708 "So you won first place in the semifinals! May I see your award paper please?" 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3709 The next event is precision walking so no tricks or excessive speed. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3710 You are sure not going to get anywhere fast on this test 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3711 You are welcome to register, but please consider the diameter of the wheel and your inherent flexibility 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3712 Tortie I told you ,I need a Doctors note , if you want to ride the wheel I’m not going to be responsible for you being on your back 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3713 I'm suing you for noncompliance. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3714 It's not that you re a turtle and this is a Mouse Exercise Apparatus facilty...it's that...well. so yeah. You are a turtle. Have a nice day. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3715 I'm sorry, I can't hire you. You're just not up to speed. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3716 It’s not speciesism; the protocol simply does not accommodate “slow and steady”. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3717 But have you been vaccinated? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3718 It's not really about the speed. It's more about you-versus-you. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3719 Sorry but we don't take millennials. This is a fast paced environment. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3720 Sorry, not tall enough... 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3721 Sorry, the candidate should be able to burn out and die within 2 years 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3722 Looks like you’re a little out of your shell here, buddy. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3723 All rats are equal but some are more equal than the others 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3724 Hurry sickness is a tough nut. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3725 I'm thinking you will be fine compared to these other guys . 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3726 Sorry...no hares here 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3727 No you can’t get your money back. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3728 Sorry, but your resume doesn't list any lab experience. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3729 I'll need to see your proof of vaccination first. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3730 We called you here because we saw how you beat the hare and were very impressed. Why do you think you're the best person for the job? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3731 Look, these are mice, not hares! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3732 Sorry, you're not eligible. There's a reason we call it the "rat race." 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3733 Sorry I'm a hare late. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3734 You say you've tried everything to loose weight, no problem, this will absolutely work! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3735 Sorry, we’re going to have to circle back to that. 😵‍💫 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3736 You get out what you put in. We offer personal training... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3737 ‘Enter this week’s contest right here.’ 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3738 Are you willing to go the distance for our company? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3739 Culture fit is really important here at Techly Inc. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3740 I understand you are training for a race? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3741 Don’t worry, they are not going anywhere 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3742 We've outsourced your old job to evolution. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3743 You're my plan B. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3744 The odds are not in your favor - it’s a real rat race” 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3745 What could you possibly be thinking? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3746 No, it’s not because you went to an online university… 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3747 You always best the hare so I'm reluctant to sell you a gym subscription. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3748 If only I wasn't the Supervisor I'd be right up there with them sharing their bliss. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3749 Would you say you are flexible? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3750 Sorry, Tom. Creep day was yesterday. Today is Mischief day. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3751 I understand, but we simply don’t offer a pool-only membership. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3752 But, but... Where is the hare ? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3753 Wristband, please. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3754 Sorry, it'll throw off the scientists. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3755 I'm sorry, but this position just isn't a good fit for you. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3756 Hare-Slayer, party of one? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3757 Did you sign the waiver? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3758 I'm dizzy you take a turn. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3759 “Sir, I understand and appreciate that you identify as Rat, however this health club is for women only.” 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3760 You’re looking at our judgment-zone, popular with high intensity members. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3761 Yes, you can be one of us! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3762 It is a rat race, are you sure it matches your principles? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3763 The plan is for you to take my place and turn into a rat. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3764 So I see you’ve decided to finally get your vaccine! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
3765 Sorry, the turtle race was last week! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3766 So your resume says you beat a hare in a foot race? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3767 And you signed the waiver, right? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3768 Just lie on your back and let your legs do the work. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3769 teenage mutant ninja rodent 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3770 Are you willing to come out of your shell and embrace the rat race? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3771 Our fitness classes are revolutionary. No pressure though. I know you’ll come around eventually. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3772 I know you beat that rabbit but this is the big leagues. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3773 No excuses. You're always last to arrive. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3774 We're trying to change our company culture from "Move Fast and Break Things" 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3775 Speed can be a disadvantage. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3776 The good news is, what you lack in speed you make up for in enthusiasm. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3777 I see. You want to do some cardio. Get your heart rate up? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3778 I thought I'd be racing hares 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3779 So, you want to be a gym rat. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3780 Report just in - the rat race is good for your health. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3781 What relevant experience do you have?” “I once beat a hare in a race! 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3782 I just don’t think you have what we’re looking for. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3783 here is my resignation 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3784 I'm preparing for a really big race. I want someone I can train with. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3785 Remember,the magic word is SPEED and you will be alright. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3786 I don't have enough money to fly to space with Jeff Bezos. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3787 I’m sorry, my contract says a martini, canapés, fresh sawdust in the green room before I go on 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3788 Make it snappy - we’re just running around in circles. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3789 Rule 1 - You can't hide your head, legs, and tail inside your shell. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3790 I like to walk slowly so I can enjoy the views. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3791 Wait, tell me more about your past job with the hare? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3792 I can do a reverse flip with a couple of front summersaults for $10 or just run fast for $5. Either way, I'll need cash up front. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3793 Fast mice only. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3794 It'll seem like you're going faster, but you're really not. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3795 So you want the job or what? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3796 They say it takes all types to turn the wheels of industry. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3797 My advice…take it nice and slow 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3798 You're at the wrong finish line! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3799 Tell Rr. Hare we're booked for next week. Hosting the Calavaras Jumping Frog Contest. How's the week after? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3800 We've all put on a few Covid pounds, but maybe better to skip that last piece of lettuce? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3801 You win one race against a feckless hare and you think that qualifies you to run with the A-Team? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3802 There is a weight requirement to join the competition. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3803 Ever had vertigo? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3804 I'm sorry, you'll have to wait. That one's been reserved by a snail. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3805 You're sure you were honest on your resume regarding your victory over the hare? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3806 I'm sorry, but it's literally a rat race here. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3807 I know, but I DID just beat a hare.... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3808 Thank God you're here! We've been waiting ages for someone to come and fix our wheel. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3809 We've been waiting for you Arthur,now get your action treads on. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3810 Telecommuting is not a viable option. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3811 So, your maze calamity wasn’t enough to keep you in your lane? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3812 Have you considered converting to Solar Power 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3813 Umm...Mr.Slow and steady this is a rat race! You can't participate 😂 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3814 It’s just till I come back from the dentist Linda! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3815 Believe me … that’s the perfect workout for you … 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3816 I'm afraid slowly but surely doesn't work here. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3817 Trust me, the rat race ain’t as fun as it looks. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3818 Ok! Ok! We all know what you did with the hare; but trust me this challenge is a lot more relentless and unforgiving! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3819 Since the Pandemic, I've really been re-thinking my place in the working world. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3820 Interesting resume. Your background is non-traditional, but we nonetheless think you bring an interesting new perspective to our mission. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3821 Listen buddy, it’s called the rat race for a reason 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3822 ‚I‘m afraid you don’t qualify for the daily rut.‘ 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3823 It’s only five bucks to sign up. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3824 Now there is no finish line but we do offer health benefits. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3825 The exercise wheels are rented in 15 minute intervals, not by the mile. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3826 If you take care of the farmer's wife, we'll catch up to that hare. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3827 I'm concerned you would be a literal anchor in our anchor leg. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3828 Sorry, it's reserved. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3829 You're too late. The turtle trials were last week. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3830 Just because you beat a rabbit doesn't mean you're qualified. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3831 You’re going to have to remove your shell for this one, Sam. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3832 I understand that you were inspired by the story of the Tortoise and the Hare, but.... 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3833 I know what you’re thinking, but I identify as a Pachyuromys duprasi with a thick skin” 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3834 Sorry, you did not make the cut. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3835 After this there will be a drug test and if you're good to go you can start Monday. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3836 Don't worry, there's no rush to sign up, we're just spinning our wheels. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3837 I’m sorry sir, for security reasons, no clothes are allowed on the wheels. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3838 This is the *competitive* market" 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3839 Sorry, but we require 2 years of hamster wheel experience for this entry level position. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3840 I suggest you keep living at your own pace! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3841 I sent everyone back to work after a pandemic without easing them in Or acknowledging it but I think they’re doing fine 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3842 I’m sorry, you’re just not a culture fit. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3843 So... How steady are you? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3844 I appreciate the fact that you identify as a gerbil, but we just don't have the equipment needed, to accommodate you. You mind telling the next gerbil to come in — on your way back out? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3845 Don’t worry….. There is little chance of your falling off at your pace. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3846 Gwahahaha yes Leonardo but which of us is the real Master Splinter? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3847 Tim, we clarified via phone that you would have to lose the shell . 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3848 Look, just 'cause you beat the hare doesn't mean you can keep up with these guys. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3849 C'mon, Max—it's a chance to get out of your shell! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3850 You may think that slow and steady wins the race, but you have been randomized to the fast group. Hurry up and get in there or you will be disqualified from the study. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3851 These zero-gravity exercise classes will really help you come out of your shell. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3852 But I AM the next generation replacement! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3853 My pen is at home. I’ll be back next week. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3854 Times have changed, you can’t always win by taking it slow. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3855 Sure, you can try it, but tuck your head inside. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3856 OK, how many weeks ‘til you race this hare? 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3857 I received the invitation to participate in the competition. Aren't you the one who sent out the invite?" 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3858 I’ve told you before, the inspiring cliche you so perfectly instantiate simply won’t work here. It’s just not possible. I’m sorry. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3859 Phillip got a spinal cord injury on the job which is why we brought you in 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3860 The true journalist questions the Government 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3861 If this is your first time, I’ll need you to sign a waiver. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3862 No. You're not the Lord of the Rings/ 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3863 You forgot the sandwiches? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3864 The numbers are still too high, Boss. We’re gonna need a couple of weeks more to bring ‘em down to a nice slow and steady. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3865 I heard you have a reputation at races? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3866 Just pace yourself. You'll come out of your shell eventually. 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
3867 Show them how it's done. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3868 That may have worked with the hare, but slow and steady does not win the rat race. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3869 It doesn't feel like this job has any chance for advancement. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3870 As your new personal trainer, I can assure you that it is not pointless, unless you have somewhere you need to be. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3871 We're hoping you'll do better than the hare. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3872 This race is only for Democrats! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3873 I don't care how many races you've run. This is the gymnastics trials. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3874 I’m sorry I don’t see proof of your Covid vaccine. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3875 What is your qualifying time? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3876 It's a matter of efficiency, not accuracy. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3877 Sure...but first you'll need to sign this waiver. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3878 We will make accommodation for your special needs, of course. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3879 I’m afraid you’re below the height requirement to ride the wheel. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3880 Alright,perhaps we should start with some stretching. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3881 Slow your roll 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3882 I just don't want to rely on "slow and steady" in my rematch with the hare... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3883 I asked for a photographer, not a snapping turtle. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3884 No, you pay by the hour, not the mile. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3885 you have a great resume,but i am not really sure you can keep up with the rest 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3886 Sure, just sign this waiver. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3887 You must be the new intern. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3888 I'm sorry, but the people watching don't like seeing you use protection 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3889 ... Oh, I don't know. I think I can beat'em. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3890 Unfortunately !! You are too hard for this 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3891 You’re late Fred, class started 15 minutes ago…. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3892 Do you really want to be a third wheel? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3893 You're lucky. Pets have it made. Pests have to stay fit.” 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3894 Welcome! We’re not here to judge. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3895 Sorry. No vaccine,no entry. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3896 I'm sorry, but we're reducing our dependence on living-fossil fuel. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3897 So, you say you get a little fatigued going up the stairs, right? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3898 Are you a first time user? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3899 Okay, but you'll have to remove your shell. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3900 Actually, we do have a free wheel. The hare seems to be running late. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3901 It's a rat race, not tortoise versus hare... 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3902 I'm sorry, but your appointment isn't until next Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3903 The rule is simple, YOU STOP YOU LOSE 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3904 "Sorry, no shells. Our insurance doesn't cover them." 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3905 Need I explain? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3906 I recommend: slowly climb one leg at a time 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3907 I don't know if you're cut out for this line of work, Randy 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3908 Take it slow at first, cause it’s a rat race out there! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3909 Sir, death would be imminent. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3910 Sir, I think you might be looking for race training, that’s in barracks three. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3911 Sorry, but you're disqualified due to tardiness. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3912 I'm sorry. "Slow and steady" is just not what we're looking for. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3913 How much do I gotta shell out for a spin? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3914 You are definitely signing this waiver, my man. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3915 Sorry I’m late…any hares here? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3916 Well, ok, but I'd take it really slow at first. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3917 Don't worry—I was nervous on my first day too. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3918 The manager spoke highly of you. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3919 Yeah yeah I know you beat a hare in a race now try being on time for once. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3920 Are you here for the twelve o'clock spin class? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3921 You need to shell out for a membership 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3922 Do you have experience in circus work” 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3923 You can take my spot. I have to go pee. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3924 You’re a good turtle. Not a good fit. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3925 You say you won WHAT race? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3926 You have the right skills, but you don't fit with our company culture. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3927 So… we want to try something out 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3928 I know what you mean, we’ve all felt a little sluggish lately. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3929 We might be able to fit you in on our slower evenings. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3930 I’m an artist. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3931 References? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3932 I'm afraid it's Under Armour only. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3933 Sorry,You want to be with the. hare focus group 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3934 No, you're fired because you decided to come out of your shell. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3935 You’ll get used to it 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3936 Don’t worry, The Three Blind Mice had to sign the waiver as well. It’s just customary. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3937 Okay, Mr. Tortoise. I’m getting off this damn thing and need your insight on how to slow down. 2020 taught me life is too short, screw being busy, I want a complete reset. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3938 Thank you for coming. We're looking for better torque and grip 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3939 It says right here on your CV that you beat the rabbit! Impressive! I’m sure you’ll fit right in! 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3940 Since we let the three blind mice in I guess we have to let you in to. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3941 Could I please just slow down? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3942 Hey hey hey, slow down, mate. Ratsonly has some of the best fair hiring practices in town! It's just that the position has already been filled. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3943 The data shows that 'Diversity of Speed' greatly reduces corporate groupthink. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3944 You can join, but it will gird your loin 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3945 Sign this form which clearly states that you're not eligible for workman's compensation. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
3946 How well can you deal with upside down situation? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3947 Do you have any prior experience with this kind of work? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3948 We always make sure that our participants get their before and after photos by the end of the program. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3949 I don't think you meet the size requirement for this ride. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3950 Miss, are you… sure this résumé is up to date? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3951 We’re looking for a candidate who is well-rounded. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3952 Now this is our advanced class. It might look a bit difficult, but we'll start you off with the beginner class first. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3953 I'm sorry, the hard outer shell does not exempt you from signing the waiver. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3954 Sure, but you’re gonna have to sign a liability waiver. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3955 Your previous unexpected victory automatically qualified you for this event, hence the invitation 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
3956 Yes, you are too late for the Hare and Tortoise Race . It was yesterday. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3957 Sorry, sir. This is the rat race. Slow and steady is two flights down. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3958 I've always wanted to join the rat race! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3959 "It's not for everyone." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3960 Our ideal candidate is a self-starter. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3961 Sorry, this isn't a remote position. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3962 Sorry,Chief, these are for going nowhere fast. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3963 Unfortunately your drug test came up positive for speed 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3964 Sorry, we prefer fast and steady. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3965 Welcome, would you like to try our new ‘Shelloton’ machine? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3966 How do you feel about updated versions of nursery rhymes? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3967 yes sir,there is a wheel available 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3968 I’m sorry. Shell tumbling is strictly prohibited. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3969 Here we do climate change experiences. Hopefully, you will perform better than your colleagues... 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3970 It’s just that we’re really more of a ‘fail fast’ start up philosophically than a ‘slow and steady’ shop 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3971 It's really about location 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3972 We recommend consulting your doctor before starting any new exercise program. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3973 You'll flip over this ride. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3974 It’s WAY more fun than riding dryers! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3975 Didn't you learn your lesson with the Hare? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3976 You’d be great at this. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3977 You don’t fit the profile of what we’re looking for. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3978 To go on this ride you need to be this short. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3979 Is this your first spin class? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3980 You're resume is very impressive, but beating the hare in a race is different than generating electricity. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3981 There is a size limit, not a turtle limit. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3982 You'll be great... asuming slow and steady wins the race. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3983 My bad. I can see now how, "Must be a fast learner," IS open to interpretation. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3984 It looks like you have a good track record of being slow and steady. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3985 I’m not sure you’re wheel ready 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3986 Post-Covid, to maintain diversity we are staffing on a rotating basis 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3987 It’s great that you came out of your shell and enrolled.. but to participate, you really have to come out of your shell. Like, literally! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3988 The course is fairly short, so you've got a great chance of winning! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3989 ReVole is not accepting new customers. Might I suggest you try TerraSpin. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3990 We now think the answer may be turtles all the way round. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3991 As our very first data scientist, welcome to the company! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3992 Bro are we serious? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3993 you are not a rat! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3994 We do embrace diversity, but... 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3995 Now that the quarantine is over, I thought I’d get back to the gym! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3996 And you say this is the job you've made for? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3997 Slow and steady" does not appear to be getting us anywhere 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3998 Of course, you only get what you put into it. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3999 Sorry. My list says nothing about a scaly-skinned, cold-blooded vertebrate auditioning. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4000 Are you my Uber? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4001 Welcome to our wheel of fortune 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4002 Yeah I’ve never heard of a rat race everyone’s just trying to lose their quarantine 15. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
4003 Pay starts $7.25 an hour... 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4004 Well, you can try, but don't try to be too fast! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4005 WE DON'T BELIEVE IN RAT-RACE IN OUR WORKPLACE. WE HELP OUR EMPLOYEES TO COME OUT OF THEIR SHELL. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4006 I'm not disputing the math, Greg. I'm just saying intuitively, the design isn't stable. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4007 I don’t think spinning is in your DNA. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
4008 You are being promoted! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4009 $2000 a month, overlooking a dumpster. Listen buddy, you might be slower than your neighbors but put up a few curtains, bada boom, bada bing, who's gonna know? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4010 Yes yes its true you meet all criteria to a fault except for one thing... you're a turtle. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4011 This time it is in fact a sprint. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4012 YOU DON'T APPEAR TO BE A RAT, BUT CAN YOU RACE? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4013 So you thought you'd get away with this resume lie? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4014 No, Steve, it's not about your work ethic. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4015 Make sure you don't fall on your back! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4016 Sorry, but the hare had me totally convinced 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4017 The hare is back there. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4018 Yes, this internship is intense but it’ll help you build all the necessary skills to one day take up such a position at full pay 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4019 I’m sorry. The show is called “Keeping UP with the Ratashians”. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4020 I mean when your mother told you you could accomplish anything you put your mind to… 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4021 Maybe try Zeno’s lab next door. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
4022 Now, wait. You aren’t going to win this one, are you? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4023 Shell out for a membership. We'll make a gym rat out of you yet. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4024 You're in luck. The last one is handicapped accessible. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4025 It's been a tough year; time to rejoin the rat race. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4026 Sorry, man, I don’t make the rules. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4027 Do you have your signed injury waiver? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4028 Let me explain the rules. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4029 I am so sorry and I promise that we will get treadmills and you will be the first to join us. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4030 For this machine to be fit for anyone, we need to test all different speeds 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4031 So you have endurance, but you can still work on speed. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4032 No benefits. Technically, you'd be a subcontractor. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4033 How can I be a racist if this is not even a race! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4034 The job's open if you want it - it's just a little too fast paced for me. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4035 Yes, Achilles would be harder to beat in this ring 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4036 I'm flattered, but as your editor, I think changing the title to, 'The Tortoise and the Hare' will sell better. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4037 you wanna go faster than the hare? you’ve come to the right place. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4038 Have you ever thought about buying a second home? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4039 ‘I know it says entry level but technically 5-7+ years of experience is required’ 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4040 Beginner? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4041 Dale, I told you, you need to come out of your shell if you want to keep up. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4042 Oh boy, not you again! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4043 I'm sorry, but we're only interviewing rodents at this time. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
4044 Why don't we try some weightlifting first? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4045 Signing a liability waiver is the first hoop to jump through. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4046 We regret to advise that on this occasion, your application has been unsuccessful. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4047 Your low center of gravity will really balance out our team. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4048 Perhaps you’d rather try one of our gentle yoga classes. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4049 Have you considered a Peloton? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4050 While I understand speed isn’t your specialty, our goal is to win America’s Got Talent. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4051 I just don’t see how we’ll be able to get them to go any slower. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4052 We may have a liability issue here. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4053 Unfortunately, we pay the subjects after the completion of the experimental trial, not hourly 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4054 I’ll quickly get you up to speed, a lot has changed since last time 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4055 Yes, the position is work from home. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4056 Apparently we’re reinventing work. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4057 Standing desks are out. This is what’s in right now. I promise you you’ll love it 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4058 Sorry, don’t agree with Aesop. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4059 Dont let the homogeneity discourage you. You can be the Hank Aaron of wheeling. You can break the glass ceiling! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4060 ‘Sorry, but you don’t meet the height requirement for this ride’ 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4061 So, one more time, how did you win that race? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4062 Are.you signed up with a Silver Sneakers 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
4063 Don't worry. I got you in the fast lane. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4064 You probably want to take off that shell first. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4065 Our employees thrive in a fast-paced environment. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4066 Just a reminder, we rent by the hour 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4067 Tortoise and hare contest doesn’t start until 6 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4068 Gerald, we both know you skipped practice yesterday to chase that hare around town. What makes you think you would get to keep middle wheel after racing off on us? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
4069 I’m sorry man. The position has been filled. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4070 We work in a really fast-paced environment 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4071 I dont know, man.... its a rat race out there... 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4072 Are not allowed in unless you put your true self behind 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4073 I've been elected by the other employees to be the spokesrat toward management. We've decided to unionize. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
4074 Are you sure you want to return to work? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4075 While we support your identifying as a laboratory mouse … 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4076 Sorry, turtle flexibility training is next door in 30 minutes. You won't make it in time. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4077 How would you like to join the rat race? 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
4078 What's your personal best RPM time 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4079 I’m sorry to disappoint you, but it seems like you’ve far exceeded our age limit 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4080 I'm not sure that running one race qualifies you to be coach. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4081 This is ill-advised. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4082 It really doesn't matter how fast you go, it always ends in a tie. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4083 Ok, no pressure. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4084 How am I supposed to get you into shape for your race with hare in three weeks? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4085 Where did the hare go? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4086 Yes, this is the mid-level manager almost ready-to-retire retraining center. Any questions before you start? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4087 Sorry. the simulated 5,000 walk doesn't begin until tomorrow at 15:30. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4088 Ignore them...they're caught up in the rat race! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4089 I’m sorry but your gym membership has expired. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4090 No, I'm afraid we don't offer a remote working option." 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4091 Yes, we do have an opening. However, there's a pretty significant aptitude test... 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4092 Welcome to La Cirque du rodent. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4093 Sorry, slow and steady just isn’t in our wheelhouse. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4094 Have you tried "tuck and roll" from the top off a hill? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4095 I’m sorry, we’ve already cast someone for that roll” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4096 Sadly,you missed the start time for the marathon Olympic Trials by a day. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4097 Please give me an example of when things weren't going your way but you were determined to stay the course?" #BehavioralInterviewQuestion 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4098 No, it’s not a shell game. Diversity really is the cornerstone of our business! 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4099 Trickery and ingenuitey won't get you anywhere on these things. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4100 Don't worry, we'll glue you to your shell so you won't get stuck on your back. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4101 How fast can you run? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4102 It’s best to be slow to return to the office. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4103 May I speed-walk in a circle instead? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4104 Well, it's better if you..........oh, what the hell, go for it !!!! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4105 Before you can come back we need proof of your vaccination. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4106 Let's start you on a slower machine. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4107 Sorry buddy, but these are the "rodent only" olympic trials. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4108 Look at our job demands before production slows to a, well, crawl & you take off to space. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4109 Terribly sorry, Sir, but death defying requires an actual chance of dying, I'm afraid. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4110 It’s TaskRABBIT, not TaskTURTLE. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4111 How do you feel about working with three blind mice, a paring knife, etc.? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
4112 Sorry you are late for your olympic trials. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4113 With you as our trainer, we’ll finally win this rat race. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4114 We need more time before we can say conclusively that slow and steady wins the race every time. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4115 You get paid by the mile. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4116 they're hybrid by choice. the option to work from home is still on the table 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
4117 Let's see, Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, no argument. But face it; you"re not in the same Class. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4118 umm, sorry, no rabbits in here! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4119 We have very strict criteria for gym membership. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
4120 I have a hunch you’re gonna do just fine.” 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4121 We still have the opening, but based on your resume, you’re not a fit. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4122 The hare didn't work out, so we figured we'd give you a shot. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4123 Preliminary testing indicated you could go the distance. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4124 In order to beat the rabbit, you must first master the wheel! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4125 Are you sure? It's a speed test, just saying... 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4126 We're now auditioning for "The Rat Race." Come back later to audition for "The Tortoise and the Hare." 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4127 What blood type are you? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4128 I'm sorry, but winning a race against a hare does not qualify you for the squirrel olympics. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4129 Sorry... It's a rat race, your slow and steady approach doesn't cut it. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4130 We were really impressed by your resume. Congrats on beating the hare. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4131 I'm sorry but you do not fit the profile of our Critical Race Wheel Theory. Might I suggest you get on the back of another turtle? There it's turtles all the way down? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4132 I’m afraid that strategy might not work here. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4133 But the spinning class started an hour ago. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4134 Pretty sure I'm in the wrong room. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
4135 Just sign up for our Intensive Workout Program, and you can look like these 3 turtles in 90 days. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
4136 Sunning rocks are three floors up. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4137 I call this piece ‘three tumbled mice’. Thanks again for letting me show my work in Turtle MoMA 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4138 Yes! For just $99 this proven program will give you the body you have always desired, sir. . 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4139 The test came back positive. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4140 But do you think you'll be able to keep up? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4141 Every breath you take, every move you make every bond you break I'll be watching you 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4142 So you want to join the rat race? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4143 Bro it's not spinning, just they are unable to get out of their shell of monotonous life cycle! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4144 I keep telling you... Only cheese lovers get a full wheel! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4145 You’ll have to take off your shell to use the machines 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4146 Monday and Friday- you can do this from home 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4147 Mitch McConnell think about entering the rat race if he continues to lose. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4148 I’m afraid we’ve given you equal opportunities as all the others and you just haven’t performed as well. 1.1818 0.06055 77 68 4 5
4149 Well, we’ll have to widen it and put in some gearing but we’ll take anyone that’s willing to work. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4150 Sinne you have so much experience, I'd like to see your approach to the rat race. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4151 You’ll need to breakout of your shell to advance here. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4152 This is NOT a matter of equity. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4153 It's only a matter of appearance 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
4154 Here you will find plenty of room for professional growth, albeit sometimes in a roundabout manner 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4155 Slow and steady may work in the real world, but this is my spin class-you play by my rules now. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
4156 Have you had any of the following....? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4157 It's about your performance review… 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4158 ...but we thought you'd be the perfect variable... 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
4159 Would you be interested in presenting a workshop entitled, "slow and steady wins the race"? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4160 Sorry. No speed no spin. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4161 No, Sir, it does not come down to a question of prejudice. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
4162 No, we're just training for the rat race. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4163 Listen, I got off the wheel years ago and I'm not getting back on any time soon. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4164 Go ahead,make my day! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4165 No, we can't guaratree you'll beat the rabbit. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
4166 For liability reasons, we ask that you leave your shell in one of the lockers out front. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4167 I have to give you my letter of resignation. You of all people should understand, I’m just not interested in getting back to the rat race 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4168 Any COVID symptoms? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4169 Sorry we can’t let you compete, there are traces of marijuana in your system” #letherrun #carririchardson 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4170 It only took 4 tumbles 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4171 I you sure you've done this before? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4172 Look mate, that's just a waste of energy. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4173 We’re a fast-paced company. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4174 You must be this fast to ride. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4175 Great, you made your turn by a hare! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4176 This is a ranked voting system. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4177 We're going for distance znd not speed 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4178 Equal opportunity? Sure, go right ahead. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4179 If I could walk a mile in your shell I wouldn’t need the exercise wheel. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4180 I don’t want to give you the run around. I don’t think this is the job for you. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4181 Are you sure? It’s a rat RACE… 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4182 Tell me about your qualifications. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4183 It’s very competitive and highly prestigious. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4184 Well, we can say that the damn post office has a weird sense of humor. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4185 Diversity is a core value of our company...Here, everyone's just a mouse on the wheel. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4186 Now do what you like , later live long 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4187 I don’t need to be a hamster in order to supervise hamsters. Now, please go over your report again with the focus being on why your wheel turnover is lower than everyone else’s. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4188 When your CEO proclaims a disruptive company culture…. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4189 I hear you’re the new coach. Welcome. “ 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4190 We charge by spins per hour. 1 isn't enough. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4191 You may be a diversity hire, but you have just as much chance of success as the rest of us 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4192 You know there's a 30-minute limit, right? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4193 Management prohibits recruitment on company grounds. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4194 If I had to guess, you weren't told that we pay by how much energy you produce, not by how long you work. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4195 How big is your social media following? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4196 We said this was an equal opportunity workplace. Not an equitable opportunity workplace. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4197 I'll have what she's having 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4198 So these aren’t the set of wheels you were talking about? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4199 OK, kid. What's your average rpm? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4200 They’re actually euphemistic mousetraps. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
4201 A gym membership can help you get out of your shell 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
4202 look dude, give it a try, you can't do any worse than these bozo's. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4203 But you wouldn't get hurt. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4204 I’ll need to see your membership badge. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4205 Yes, we have a drug test. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4206 Ok Tootsie… you have 10 minutes to reach and enter the empty wheel ‼️ Your time starts NOW ‼️ 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4207 Yes..this is the training for Tesla’s powertrain 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4208 At our unique CrossFit Wheel facility, we’ll help you get those 10,000 steps and slim down in no time! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4209 Don't worry. It's a snap once you get used to it. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4210 Sir, it doesn't matter that you walked in the front door a week ago, your session ends in 30 seconds. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4211 Well, we're really looking for someone with 5 years of experience. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4212 Three spins for a dollar. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4213 „Enter this week‘s contest right here on Instagram by submitting your caption in the comments below, with the hashtag .“ 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4214 Turtles still need masks. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4215 "This is gonna cost you big time. You know what the fee is per revolution?" 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4216 We're closing in five minutes. I know you called this morning and I said there was a spot opened, but what kept you? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4217 Just remember the old saying, ' The best laid plans of mice and turtles...'. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4218 The thought is: if I can beat a hamster today, I can beat a hare tomorrow 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4219 Help me up there before the hare gets here. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4220 Sorry, you lost your amateur status betting on yourself against the hare... 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4221 How fast can you learn? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4222 Are you sure you're a legacy hire? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4223 I'm sorry, but you'll have to remove your shell if you want to run on the wheel. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4224 You know Messieur Hare? For friends of Hare we have special discount. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4225 Sorry, we charge by the minute. I can't charge you by the mile. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4226 If you are in the control group for the Hare experiment, its across the hall. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4227 I have to run, but our brand new Chief Diversity Officer will be along to interview you shortly. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4228 Gravity can be a beast, my friend. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4229 Sure, you beat the hare, but these guys will run circles around you. 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
4230 Wanna Collab? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4231 As you can see, being a racist gets you nowhere! 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4232 You took your time! welcome to the hamster matrix 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4233 Let me tell you about our lifetime membership package… 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4234 So you’re interested in the operations management position? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4235 The agency was supposed to send Myrtle? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4236 I see you listed a 'Mr. Hare' as a reference... 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4237 You’d be surprised but the role does require a lot of creativity. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4238 I told them “slow and easy” but look at them. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
4239 You told me you wanted me out of the rat race. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
4240 Im sorry,but hare got here first 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
4241 Look, our PR team wants us to tone down our image...are you in or out? 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
4242 I kicked ass against a rabbit once... 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4243 Great, we need someone slow and steady. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4244 Listen, friend...what you consider "dumb", we consider "productive", okay?! 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
4245 OK, but the rider also bars coverage for any and all keratin damage. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4246 It's part of an experiment where they see if giving animals tiny clipboards drives up subscribers. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4247 Dude. It’s the circle of life. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4248 You beat a hare once you say? Welcome on board, Laurence. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
4249 This comes with the gym membership. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4250 Sorry. In this spin class, to keep the pace you gotta lose the carapace. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4251 We’d love to hire you, but you’re just too green. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4252 Try it, you’ll like it! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4253 It's tough being back at the office. Just take it slow. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4254 Your friend, Mr. Hare paid for the entire year but only comes in for carrot smoothies. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4255 But the benefits are great. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4256 Sorry. You may self-identify as a rodent but we look at your birth classification. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4257 Sorry, you missed the new registration deadline. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4258 You need to take your house off to qualify 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4259 You'll just have to wait your turn. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4260 Yes, to graduate all students MUST take this exit exam 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4261 I told the headhunter to send me a hare! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4262 I’d gone as far as I could go in my old job. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4263 I have a good feeling about you. You seem, sure and steady. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4264 Sir, we’ve run out of cocaine. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4265 So...we will need you to sign this waiver of liability first. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4266 We’re really looking for a self-starter with an entrepreneur spirit. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4267 I need Zip Recruiter 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4268 I know, it's not fair they can do all their reps in half the time 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4269 The client wants to win the rat race, but feel like they are just spinning their wheels. They are willing to try your slow and steady method. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4270 The Shell Game is two doors down, this is the Rat Race. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4271 Forget about it! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4272 I’m hoping this helps you come out of your shell. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4273 I've come to release the hostages" "I'm sorry Sir, but you will need to make an appointment 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4274 Not to worry...Equal Opportunity is our motto! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4275 Sorry, but I’m more of a lagomorph guy. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4276 It's what's inside that counts 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4277 Sorry, I’ve gotta run. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4278 Nobody's winning, but slow and steady won't win it either. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4279 Which corporate wheel would you like sir? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4280 We’ll have you race ready soon enough. Your times are just behind a hair. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4281 I don't care about the screening process for the Olympics. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4282 This class is for elite athletes, water aerobics is down the hall. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4283 Yeah, O.K., but I'll have to place you upside down and you'll do the backstroke. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4284 Whew… thanks for coming and taking this down a notch or two. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4285 In this job market you’re gonna have to be flexible. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4286 I do understand that "sow and steady wins the race," but I think you will be surprised at how far the end is in this race. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4287 No, thanks. I don't do rat races. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4288 We’d like to test you against a rabbit. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4289 This is important but diet is the real key. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4290 Slow and steady won't cut it in this rat race pal. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4291 I suggest a slower-paced, more straight-forward class for you, sir.” 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4292 I'm sorry but there's a reason no one calls The Turtle Race 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4293 OK, Sisyphus, now it's your turn to keep the wheel turing. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4294 These are not hares that you're competing against here. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4295 You can learn everything you need to know about them from a nursery rhyme 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4296 If you want to be on the freestyle team, you're going to have to come out of your shell. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4297 So as soon as one of us turns turtle, we’ll need you to act fast. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4298 I don't get it, wasn't faster the solution to all our problems? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4299 Respectfully, I'd like to see you do it better. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4300 But a rat just told me "anyone can loop" 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4301 White Caucasian? Black or African American? American Indian or Alaskan Native? Native Hawaiian and or Other Pacific Islander? Hispanic or Latino? Asian not Hispanic? Two or more races?' 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4302 Might I suggest another piece of gym apparatus, to assist in your race training, sir? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
4303 Number Four should be ready in a minute. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
4304 I’m sorry, but you have to be either a rat or a hare. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4305 You're good for wax, cheesecake, necks, and doves. This ain't for you. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4306 Sorry, but it's not a race. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4307 You sure? This is the rat race. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4308 You’re just not cut out for the rat race .. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4309 The race with the hare auditions are next door. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4310 I’m sorry but I just don’t think you are cut out for the space program. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4311 So basically,it was your performance against the hare that excited recruiters. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4312 I have an approach that has served me well in the past. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4313 We heard you beat the hare... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4314 You’re positive you signed the waiver? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4315 Turns out it’s not even a race. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4316 Put slow and steady out of your mind. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4317 Our 'Ditch Mitch' campaign could use some insider advice. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4318 -But you said on the phone that you're too fast! -Everyone tells lies at the job interview... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4319 Thanks for responding to the survey. We’re studying the effects of meditation on daily life. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4320 This ride will help with your arthritis. There's a chance you might develop blood cloths, heart disease, migraines, and in some cases, it can lead to DEATH. Ask your doctor before you go on. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4321 I'll think you'll have trouble with this one. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4322 Thanks, but we don't need next of kin. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4323 Think of it as a shell game. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4324 trust me, it's not as fun as it looks. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4325 Sorry, traffic was nose to tail. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4326 It’s a matter of stamina! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4327 I’m not sure you fit the job description for fourth Musketeer… 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4328 I'm sure you offer value in a different way, but how we score is based on rats' abilities, good luck. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4329 Come in ! We'll get you up to speed in a minute! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4330 So you’re the one that can read? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4331 How tall are you? There's a 4 ft requirement to ride. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4332 Look sir, I don’t know why us rats have to do all the running? 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
4333 Well you look different for a rat... but hop in! 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
4334 Ya got any with hares I can plod against? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4335 You'll have to come back tomorrow for the hares. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4336 I'm not doubting your resume but I just may need some references. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4337 Be patient. Your application has to make the rounds. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4338 Steady and slow won't make profits grow. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4339 Can you stay on the wheel? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4340 Sorry you have to wear all the protection Jerry but you're still very young. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4341 'Cross-training will help your performance" 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4342 Okay, so you beat the hare. This is a whole new ballgame. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4343 Can I get some wax and towels, I really want shine. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4344 We've traded you to the Terrarium Tankers. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4345 It says, here, that you’d rather work from home? Okay, I guess we can handle that. Heard about that rabbit. Okay. Welcome to the rat race! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4346 Face mask not required. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4347 You aren’t Amazon material. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4348 Grandma Turtle, come and enroll you in the new fitness course 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4349 You could have participated,but not without having been vaccinated. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4350 I think you're better off on the treadmill. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4351 I'm sorry, but 'slow and steady' won't cut it here. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4352 The hares are in the next room. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4353 Something about monkeys and typewriters idk here’s your wheel 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4354 As you can see, we are in much need of your expertise on slowing down. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4355 You’re just not progressing as fast as we hoped. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4356 Yes, I’ve read the script, I’m just not sure about my motivation 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4357 So, can we sign you up for the rat race? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4358 Sorry but you gotta be flippin' outta your mind to try this! 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
4359 Just when is your next, Tortoise and the Hare race"? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
4360 Obviously, it’s been awhile since I’ve been to the gym. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
4361 You really think you can compete with these Olympiads? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
4362 This is purely for entertainment purposes. There is no finish line. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4363 I'm sorry Mr Shelley, you've failed your road test, I can't let you get behind the wheel 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4364 Sorry, but you're late. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4365 Your slow-and-steady strategy ain’t gonna win you this race. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4366 I'm sorry, but you've been redirected to a Peloton for speed work. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4367 Do you think you can keep up with them? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4368 It’s not as easy as it looks 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4369 You're a bit of a fifth wheel. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4370 What the shell; go for it! We’re all a little rusty at the rat race. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4371 We do things a little differently here. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4372 I could have been a contender. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4373 I know you said spinning equipment but these seemed to better capture the recessionary mood 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4374 Lettuce see how you spin your wheels. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4375 You got a ticket,Big Guy? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4376 Don't judge me. I'm here to judge them. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4377 Follow the directions in the handout. Slow and steady. SLOW and steady! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4378 You do understand we're looking for a cog in a wheel, right? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4379 Doc, I feel like I’m just spinning my wheels and getting nowhere. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
4380 You have to, be at least, four inches tall to get on this ride. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4381 It’s got nothing to do with your age or physical capabilities. It's just that for this opening, we're looking for more of an influencer. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4382 Greg, don't get me wrong. I like casual Friday as much the as the other guy.... 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4383 Nah nah Master Splinter’s gym is next door 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4384 The job posting requires 3-5 years of related experience for this entry-level job. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4385 Hey, I've been turned into a turtle. Can I go home?" “You’re excused. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4386 Slow and steady works better on the treadmill. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4387 It's not discrimination, you embellished your resume! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4388 Today is Mouse Monday, not Tortoise Tuesday. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4389 I think you are in the wrong gym. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4390 The winner of this race gets an apprenticeship at a hedge fund. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4391 Unfortunately, you do not meet the minimum requirements to be in the wheel BUT you would be a great stepstool. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
4392 You may be used to dealing with hares, but this involves a completely different endgame. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4393 Sorry. The good news is you’re still eligible for the untimed maze experiments. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4394 Normally we only offer the position to rats, but since we changed our pay structure from hourly to piecemeal, you're in luck. What's your opinion on unions? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4395 So how are you at side stepping 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4396 How did you think your heat lamp was powered? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4397 We have an opening if you are willing to travel. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4398 Sorry, this is the rat race. The shell game’s two doors down. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4399 No, no. This isn't discriminatory at all. Just keep it at 35 mph or you're fired." 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4400 There were no hares available, so the agency sent me. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4401 Are you sure that this rat race is the best thing for you, T? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4402 As you see on my resume, I have lots of wheel life experience. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4403 The turtle wheels are down the hall, to the left 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4404 Sorry guy, this event is only for mammals. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4405 This wheel is not for those slow and steady. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4406 We offer a dynamic and collaborative environment with health benefits. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4407 And do you have weekend availability? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4408 Sorry, the auditions for Cirque du Slowleil are next week. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4409 Take my advice. Don't! It would just give you a complex. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4410 Trust me, It’s totally doable, just hang up your shell to the left, roll around in the glue on your right and enter the fur chamber just next to the toilets 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4411 Sorry, but we don’t do slow and steady here. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4412 Are you sure you can do this job while taking your anxiety meds? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4413 If I can beat a hare, 3 mice are a walk in the park...let me at it! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4414 You need to shell out. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4415 I guess the sponsors fell through? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4416 Oh so this is what retirement looks like? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4417 Nothing wrong with being the fifth wheel. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4418 we’ll let you know as soon as we have something for you. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4419 the last tortoise that applied claimed he beat a hare in a race. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4420 They say it’s a rat race but we haven’t been doing all that well. We hear you have a good track record in races? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4421 So, when is this race against the rabbit you are training for? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4422 I know, but we're still waiting for parts. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4423 Oh, you want the softball batting cages down that way. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4424 No, sorry, this role requires on-site spinning. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4425 I’m sorry, there’s a twenty minute limit on the treadmills right now. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4426 This is rat races. For hare racing, go down the street on the right. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4427 Either this or a stair stepper. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4428 Of course beating the hare qualifies you to enter, but this is a whole different kind of race. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4429 No, we do not have stairs for the wheel. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4430 Yes, we’re an Equal Opportunity Employer, but… 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4431 You can go at your own pace. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4432 Please remove your coat before entering the treadmill, Mr.Turtle! These are the rules. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4433 You can really go places in this roll 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4434 So the rabbit said you won a race, right? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4435 Oh no, ERCOT is a few doors down 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4436 So we were told you can win the company this rat race with your new steady slowing down approach 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4437 Can I pay by the mile? 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
4438 Are you vaccinated? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4439 I'm sorry, Animal Resources has only authorized me to say, "We have had complaints." 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4440 I'm sorry but our work culture is neither slow nor steady. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4441 No! You're too fat! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4442 I despair for the future. These Gen Alpha rats can't even run on a wheel. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4443 I may be slow but at least I get somewhere. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4444 Do you feel you're ready to work in a post-Covid environment? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4445 Slow and steady spins in place. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4446 How do you think I got this hard shell??? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4447 No, I wouldn't say we have a type... 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4448 We like to stay ahead of the curve. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4449 Well... it's a jersey thing. I don't think you can get it 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4450 We did designate this as a Welcoming Workout Zone, but unfortunately we did not account for size. Or speed. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4451 Okay, you beat a hare in a race, but I'm still not sure that you're right for this job 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4452 This is more about acceleration than straight line speed. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4453 Slow and steady. You know how it goes. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4454 We are tired of the hustle culture. Please teach us how to live life slow and steady. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4455 The only one you are competing with is yourself 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
4456 The great resignation 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4457 Im sure you're references are excellent... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4458 We need to see your Covid Vaccine card to participate. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4459 The rabbit was just here. He's resting in the lounge. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4460 Spin class is almost over, you got get here faster next time. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4461 It looks harder then it is, just take your time 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4462 We can make an accommodation for speed as long as you have a doctor sign off, not a problem. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4463 Pace yourself, it’s a marathon not a sprint. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4464 yes its your turn. i’ll be back in 3 years 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4465 Ralph, I get it you started to come here 12 hours ago, but it's Wednesday, rat day, tortoises are Tuesday Thursday 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4466 You have to be *this tall* to go on the ride. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4467 We’re measuring endurance, Mitch. You’ll be fine. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4468 So just apy your ‘critical race theory’…and you’ll win! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4469 So you wanna prove yourself again ?I'm telling you torty,this rat race isn't even worth it. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4470 This is a judgement free zone. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4471 Don't mess up our running average 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4472 We’ve just had our third inclusion seminar and we’re proud to say we are thinking about maybe the possibility of becoming more diverse! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4473 I believe that you can break things but you also need to move fast. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4474 You'll hate it at first. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4475 Very funny. I’m sure the guys upstairs are having a good laugh right now. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4476 I wouldn't try to set the pace. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4477 Sorry, man. You have to be this high to ride. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4478 It's mice all the way down. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4479 These ventilators don't run themselves, Sir! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4480 You need to sign this waiver if you want to use our machines. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4481 It’s not gender discrimination. It’s taxonomy discrimination. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4482 Your rezzy was for 2 pm last Thursday. If you hurry, we can get you in by noon next Tuesday. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4483 I'll put your resume on file and we'll give you a call if any other opportunities come up. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4484 You’re not on the list. Consider yourself lucky. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4485 Look, I'll be straight. As the head of Human Resources, I'm not going to give you the usual runaround. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4486 It’s a long shot 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4487 Sorry, but as you can see we need a real “go getter” for the position. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4488 Sorry, but in this club it’s all about the journey, not the race. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4489 Look, you may have the stamina to catch up but we expect everyone to start on time. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4490 great references, though we will proceed with other candidates 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4491 Due to the lack of applications, we were hoping to cross-train you.” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4492 I’ve seen your work against the Hare, and that kinda mindset just won’t cut it here 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4493 You say you need to beat a Hare in a race? I'll be honest, you may need a more psychological approach" 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4494 I gotta say - literally having worked with Darwin on this project really got you over the line! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4495 This’ll get you out of your shell. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4496 Mitch, we need you on board for infrastructure; these wire cages are obsolete. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4497 «This is not like quarantine; you really have to take your legs out of your house and get up to speed” 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4498 As you can see, there's no gym-timidation here. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4499 I don't care that you beat the hare, There's no first place in a rat race. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4500 More than ideas get tossed around here. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4501 Are you certain that you’re the right fit for our workplace environment? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4502 Not unless you install the Peloton screen 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4503 the rabbits are across the hall 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4504 You call it a rat race. We call it a shell game. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4505 I'm sorry but being a rat is the one requirement to enter the race. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4506 If you find that our spin class is too rigorous, please feel free to sign up for our low impact cardio class 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4507 Five-hundred laps already. Wow, some turtle! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4508 Sorry, you're too slow to join the rat race... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4509 So sorry- you didn't make weight. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4510 We just lost our third guy. The body armor study is top priority. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4511 We’re all trying our hardest to figure out how that hare beat you. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4512 early rat gets the worm 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4513 They're really excited that you're subbing for the hare today. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4514 “are you ready to spin” 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4515 You plan to just hold on? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4516 Our spin classes are very popular. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4517 Well I’m not legally allowed to tell you not to participate, but I really wouldn’t recommend it. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4518 I evolved from the mazes. Darwin was right. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4519 Uh, about that turtle wax….. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4520 I’m afraid our world doesn’t revolve around you! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4521 Look… I know we discussed last week about racing another hare in tomorrow’s race, but what about these mice instead? I promise they’re not blind either. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4522 You may have beaten a hare, but you’re not keeping up with expectations. We’re going to have to let you go. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4523 You’ll be our controlled variable in this experience. Some call our research biased but I think we just know what kind of results we want. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4524 I quit! This rat race has turned me into a shell of my former self. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4525 May I ask WHO addressed you here? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4526 I'm sorry, but no. We both remember what happened last time. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4527 Sorry this is the rate race metaphor, your’s is happening over there 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4528 Sure, I may go nowhere, but I promise you this: I'll get there first. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4529 I just don't see acrobatics coming out of you." 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4530 "Yes, in Tokyo they'll give you a condom no matter your result. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4531 Sorry, you'd probably just be spinning your wheels. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4532 I wouldn't join the rat race if I were you. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4533 You've seen how they run, but I fail to see what competition they can pose to The Farmer's Wife. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4534 I don't know what kind of fables you've been reading, but in this town the tortoise always loses 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4535 Sorry but diversity only goes so far. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4536 Hell no. I already beat the hare. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4537 Sorry,we hired the hare yesterday. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4538 Look I'm sorry but lately you've been going nowhere, slow. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4539 You're not on the rat race list. Try the martial arts training camp. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4540 The job looks exciting but pointless.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4541 We called you to fix our wheels month ago! What took you so long? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4542 I’m not sure you’re a good fit for this role” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4543 So you say you got this race in a few days and you want to get in shape fast? You came to the right place! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4544 In fact I think you’re exactly what our team needs. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4545 ‘We need a disrupter to the rat race’ 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4546 These classes, along with our nutrition guide, will give you that rock-hard body you’ve always wanted! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4547 Have you thought about a career in accounting? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4548 Also, Chris wants to know if you can pick up his shift too 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4549 We can put you on the slow track. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4550 Okay, for your personalized exercise plan, we're going to start out with something basic. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4551 I've had it with the rat race. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4552 Somebody revved up the wheels so... You're gonna have to hang on. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4553 Are you entered in the competition? Yes. This is a competition for the slowest walking? I will disappoint you, it was yesterday. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4554 I know you always win, but we have to keep trying. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4555 It’s hard to say these but it’s not a fare race. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4556 Well, we’ll begin with Step1 and then slowly take it from there 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4557 Hey Mitch, I’m quitting the rat race 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4558 I’m sorry, but I cannot divulge information about members. Why do you care if the Hare was in here anyway? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4559 Lose the shell, pal, if you want to join the rat race. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4560 - Your professional reference is the hare? 1.1688 0.05963 77 69 3 5
4561 I identify as a rat, not as a turtle. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4562 We run a high speed operation here, Mr. Lent. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4563 Buddy this here is the rat race...what you are looking for may not yet exist! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4564 You caught us in a bit of a turbulent moment. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4565 Sorry, #3 is reserved for the hare. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4566 No, we don’t need help double clicking the mouse wheel 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4567 I'm prepared. You may be aware that I've been taking vertigo pills. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4568 Sorry. Shells are not allowed. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4569 He wanted turtle shell abs too. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4570 We’re so glad you could come. At this rate, will be meeting our goal to diversify much sooner from 100 to 99 years! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4571 Post pandemic rat race re-entry. Help us! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4572 Plus there’s a corporate discount for the gym downstairs. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4573 Sorry sir,but you will need to remove your shell before entering. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4574 You've got to be kidding!! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4575 It looks hard but I assure you, spin classes are extremely popular right now. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4576 This is your opportunity Mr. Turtle. Try not to ruin it. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4577 This is what they’ve been doing with all those toilet rolls 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4578 Don’t worry, we forgot to oil the third one. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4579 Does the health inspection include employee fractures? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4580 This exercise wheel is only if the pandemic has left you sluggish. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4581 Welcome to the Slow, Slow, Quick, Slow Test. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4582 Remember, 'Progress, not perfection.' 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4583 This is over quickly, not a tortoise-hare thing; send the rabbit. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4584 I heard you gave the hare life changing advice, and I think you can help us here 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4585 « First we’re going to put you on a strict cheese diet.” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4586 Sorry, union only. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4587 This is not a rat's race. Just stay in your wheelhouse. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4588 The rules say you can’t wear armor. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4589 All set then. And did you take your depressant? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4590 I’m sorry Sir, we don’t offer a slow burn workout but you will see results fast 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4591 No hurt feelings... there are time trials... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4592 I would, honest, but fucking Bezos is already up my crack about productivity and — wait, can you piss in your shell instead of taking breaks? 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4593 I sorry, we don't have any Wide Bodies! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4594 How do you feel about Lao Tzu? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4595 It's just - this isn't the sort of job you can do from home. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4596 It is neither hare nor there. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4597 You don't understand. Slow and steady doesn't apply. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4598 There is a minimum speed limit, but acrobatic flips are optional. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4599 Don't worry Mr. Turtle, we're an equal opportunity employer. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4600 You must take your shell off first to ride the wheels 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4601 This section is reserved for fully vaccinated species 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4602 Sure, slow and steady won the race, but you still need time on the wheel to really define those glutes. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4603 This is our hot new fable. It's called 'the Tortoise and the mice" 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4604 I’m your personal trainer. Trust me - this workout will be get you in shape in no time! 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4605 Look, no matter what Aesop says, you’re just not a good fit. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4606 Are you sure you want to start with cardio? We have a great strength program! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4607 Normally, we'd have a customer sign this waiver of injury claims, but, in your case ... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4608 Sorry, turtles are not allowed in this rat race. You might have a better shot tomorrow when the hares are running. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4609 Dude, you wanna work your core? This is what a fitness membership can do!" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4610 We currently have openings in the rat race and the hamster wheel divisions 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4611 Sorry, we are not hiring consultants for this project. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4612 I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4613 It may have worked against the hare, but don't expect to win any races here Tommy 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4614 We would like to hire you…but there could be productivity issues. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4615 Helmets required for first time riders 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4616 You should have read the small print in your contract! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4617 Don’t look so shellshocked. It’s not like it’s a turtle disaster. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4618 Slow and steady might win this race. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4619 That's right! After just a few weeks of exercise! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4620 You can ride if you come out of your shell 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
4621 It's not the look we're going for. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4622 Rat race" is just a figure of speech. We'll get you up to speed 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4623 I don't care how many hares you beat, we still don't have any membership discounts for race champions. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4624 Not to worry. That only happens with a gerbil-pace, not with a carapace. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4625 We are an equal opportunity employer. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4626 Sorry, we don't think you are a good fit for this opening. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4627 It's a rat-race. And frankly, you''re costing me any chance of winning! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4628 That's not really the kind of "out of the box thinking" we had in mind. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4629 But it's a RAT race! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4630 I know I said, 'Runners to your marks!', but that was two weeks ago! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4631 I thought I signed up for a swim class 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4632 I’m more of a distance runner myself. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4633 Afraid of heights? Softshell or hardshell? Been vaxxed? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4634 Look, you're late, so I gave your spot to a really tiny flea. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4635 I’m so sorry, but you don’t fit in with our environment 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4636 Ok, so?" 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4637 But Sir, the qualifications say “perseverance, fortitude, and determination, with the ability to reconceptualize movement.” 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4638 Sorry, you’re a Box Turtle.” - crafted by my punny dad, Bob Sulliva 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4639 Your a little slow to the rat race 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4640 It’s ok…you don’t need to be registered to join the rat race 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4641 Everyone puts in a lot of effort and has their own working style, You can’t be expected to be paid the same. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4642 Don’t worry, eventually you will catch up” 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4643 We can guarantee you a win against the hare. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4644 You’re actually overqualified for the job 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4645 Don’t worry. If you get stuck on your back, the thing will flip you over. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4646 Shell, we get started!? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4647 Keeping up is easier, stay ahead is another thing 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4648 Look, the flyer was very clear that this is a rat race. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4649 We’re like a big family here 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4650 Like I said, we are looking for somebody who is consistent. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4651 I know, much nicer than the photos right? Any way, I’ll need first and last month’s rent and I’ll be back in the fall. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4652 These cancelation fees are ridiculous 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4653 Your resumé reads fast working and agile - and you beat the hare in 1935! But how do you feel about the rat race? 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
4654 Yes, our gym is very inclusive 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4655 One size fits all 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4656 Be sure to attend our workplace ergonomic training on Tuesday 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4657 Right, so you defeated this "hare", and it was all thanks to your "slow and steady" patent? And you're willing to sell its rights to us for how much, exactly? Right. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4658 Well we ARE an equal opportunity employer but... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4659 I'm afraid you don't fit the job description. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4660 To work here, you gotta have the need, the need for speed... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4661 You DO have good references. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4662 You're kind of a fifth wheel. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4663 Yeah, 3's empty, but no hardshells allowed. Softshells only. Take a hike. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4664 Welcome to the Woke rat race 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4665 It's the leaderboards that will really get you going. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4666 I regret to inform that you don't qualify. This job is too cruel for you. We have cruelty standards! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4667 But this isn't a race ~ these are people's minds! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4668 We're slower than rabbits. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
4669 Quit giving me the run around and tell it to me straight! 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
4670 « Life’s no burden, have a ride, get off your starchy shell and cut loose. » 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4671 Sorry that spot is reserved for a rabbit 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4672 I don’t care how slow you go; you get 30 minutes like everyone else.” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, N 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4673 Welcome, your husband already checked you both in. You’re in room 3. Enjoy your time with us. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4674 You see, boss, these wheels generate energy but drain ours. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
4675 What does a rabbit have to do with it? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4676 HR has already mandated sensitivity training. I don't see what else we can do. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4677 we like to think it's for NASA 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4678 Sorry sir. We are looking for someone without carapace. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4679 Ten minutes a day and you could make the next Olympics, but it'll cost you a lot of green, pal. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4680 If you pass this part, the position is yours! 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4681 Slow and steady is the new rat race 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4682 Honestly, you’ll be happier if you don’t get on 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4683 Trust me this has nothing to do with the 25% quotas 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4684 Believe me, you don’t want our job. Today’s trial is great but tomorrow we return to that stupid maze. Go back to racing hares. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4685 We’ll catch you up to speed, Johnson. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4686 Your cover letter said you roll with the punches. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4687 “I expect an underwhelming result, no matter how you choose to spin it.” 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4688 You say it's Turtle Wax that makes them slip and fall? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4689 Yes we heard about your job with the hare, but here the work goes in cycles. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4690 4 to 1 odds they are wining just before you snatch victory in the last 2 seconds. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4691 We're all vaccinated, so you'll have to wear a mask. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4692 This is highly irregular. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4693 I had to eat my ticket! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4694 If you can't keep up, don't be hard on yourself. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4695 Tell me about your experience running in wheels. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4696 I know you want to beat the hare, but do you think this is a good idea? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4697 No turtles allowed at this the rat gym that's racist against turtles. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4698 Don't worry, they'll be dead by the time you get there. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4699 I am afraid you are out of your water here 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4700 The all levels spin class is at two o'clock. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4701 You’re familiar with the tortoise and the hare fable? Just think positive! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4702 Jag vill!! ❤️❤️❤️ 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4703 No worries, you can start earlier to catch up 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4704 You come highly recommended. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4705 Are you interested in our spin class? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4706 This is not the Tortoise and the Hare location ! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4707 It’s for an infomercial in the 3-4am slot. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4708 This is really more of an advanced session, so I am going to have to ask you to sign this waiver. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4709 License and registration sir. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4710 Sorry! we are allowed to discriminate 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4711 I can go the distance. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4712 No sir, it's not because you are a tortoise. It's just that the other candidates were accepted through our legacy program." 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4713 You won’t win the rat race by going slow and steady. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4714 I've brought a note from my somnologist verifying the specific hours of my circadian sleep rhythm. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4715 It’s not a question of believing you beat the rabbit. This isn’t a competition at all, don’t you see? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4716 Can you put a positive spin on it? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4717 We can't refund your gym membership, but our other gym does have aquasize. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4718 You don’t have to be a gym rat to join. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4719 Sure, but first take a look at this liability waiver. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4720 I don’t have anything to say to you, Sir. I’m too smart for this. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4721 Are you here for the race or raise ? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4722 I know you beat the hare last week, but are you SURE you’re up for this? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4723 We're hoping to go in a different direction. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4724 Our work is progressing, but we're having some trouble staying on top of it. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4725 I'm sorry, I just can't race without a hare. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4726 Why don’t you take my job and I will run with the others ? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4727 So, the pay is $15/hour, you get no medical, dental, or vision, lunch break is at 1pm. Welcome aboard! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4728 I'm just not sure your prior achievements qualify you for this position. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4729 So we've tested the data, mice are not the best astronauts 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4730 I’m sorry, the exercise wheels are already booked, but there’s gentle yoga next door. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4731 I guarantee you will lose this race. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4732 You'll never make it to the top. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4733 They need a potty break. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4734 Yes, I’m familiar with the fable, but the hares won’t be here until this afternoon. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4735 And for only $39.99 a month you too could be ready for #HotShellSummer in no time! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4736 Good management doesn't require experience. 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
4737 You’ll get the hang of it in no time! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4738 I'm just not getting anywhere in my current role. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4739 These three will beat you by more than a "hare"! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4740 Unlike you, we just can't seem to get ahead. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4741 No thanks, this gym sucks. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4742 Aren´t we all wrecked with grief? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4743 Sorry, but I'll need to see those reptilian clinical trial results. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4744 Better take the low road. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4745 Wait a minute, where are you going? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4746 JUST RUN doesn't matter how slow you are, PROGRESS MATTER! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4747 you seem overqualified to run on our wells! You may bring too much weight to our organization 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4748 You need to be 60 centimeters tall to ride 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4749 Are you sure this résumé is up to date? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4750 That’s correct…within species scoring on all events. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4751 I'm sorry, sir, your resume is impressive, but you just don't meet the physical requirements for the job. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4752 Tenacious T, welcome aboard! Your reputation precedes you. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4753 We value diversity. Good luck! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4754 I 'm sorry, you have to be this tall to ride. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4755 There’s a 25% chance you’ll start to come out of your shell. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4756 Sorry,but we just cannot offer it as a remote position. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4757 Why don't come out of your 'shell 'and give it a whirl ? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4758 Just take it nice and slow and you’ll be just fine. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4759 „Nothing to see here, sir” 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4760 We’ll let you know as soon as we have an opening 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4761 Do you know what it feels like to really be getting nowhere? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4762 These home trainers are marvelous for quarantine running. You won't be disappointed. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4763 When they mentioned the Tortoise and the Hare, I was really hoping they would lean the other way. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4764 It's a super cheap addition to your shell, protects it 24/7. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4765 Look, I think I've got the movements down, but what *exactly* is my motivation here? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4766 You have to sign this non-competing agreement first. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4767 Are you sure you think you're cut out for this job? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4768 The weight room is downstairs 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4769 let's just say I bring some gravitas to the situation 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4770 Sorry, the coop board rejected your application. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4771 It's a marathon, not a sprint. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4772 When I said, "I'd like to move faster," I meant in a straight line. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4773 The semi-private group classes are our most popular offering. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4774 We just don't have equipment available for anyone who's not totally committed. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4775 You'll use the "Hurl-A-Whirl" as "weightless simulation" training for your trip to the ISS. It's self-powered so the wheels just keep on turning, Mary. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4776 I'm starting to think, "slow and steady" might be the way to win the race, after all. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4777 They don't call it the RAT race for nothing!! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4778 Ya got heart kid- I like that in my team- give it a try. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4779 Stop reading the instructions and go. You can do this! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4780 Master Splinter gave you a great reference 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4781 You’re Tammy’s Lyft? Charge her the cancellation fee, there’s still 40 minutes left of this spin class. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4782 So you think you can keep up with these seasoned varmints I say go for it. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4783 Apparently you're just what we need 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4784 You know there is REALLY no way you can win this race. 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
4785 There's a minimum speed limit. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4786 Alright, where's the hidden camera for the YouTube video? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4787 We offer wholesome work - life balance 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4788 Hello sir, can i see your ticket pleaser? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4789 Ah, you are here for a blind audition? 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
4790 When you warned me about ‘hustle culture’ you weren’t kidding. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4791 Caption 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4792 I’m just not sure you’re gonna get your money’s worth. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4793 Sir, it's called a rat race. The rabbit run season is over 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4794 Unfortunately, you don’t have the right physique to be exploited for labor 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4795 I’ll say, Harold, your slow-and-steady technique has produced more consistent long-term results than these yahoos who tumble around in there 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4796 As you can see, We treat everyone equally in here 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4797 No need to get on. You’ve just proved the experiment. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4798 What's your price? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4799 We offer a comprehensive benefits package and a rotating shift schedule. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4800 Look, we're looking for a self-starter, a go-getter, a we-can-do-this kinda guy. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4801 No, you can't! They are literally called "hamster wheels" for crying out loud! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4802 I realize you beat the hare, but slow and steady isn't how gerbils roll. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4803 Don’t worry. It’s not a merit based system. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4804 I'm very sorry, but you failed to sign up for the race in time. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4805 Listen, Turtle, some of these guys are so slow even YOU could do better. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4806 I appreciate your crossing the four lane highway, but it’s still a definite ‘no’. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4807 Speed? It’s all relative. Do you have a relative who could try ? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4808 No, it's revolutions per minute, not month." 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4809 'We're looking to diversify our workplace and hire a septuagenarian. How many rotations can you do a minute?' 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4810 Sorry, you'll have to wait for your turn." 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4811 I hear there's an opening in management. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4812 Look. I can't make you move any faster, but I can rent you a wheel for some cheese. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4813 I've left the pack to find diversity will you take the survey? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4814 OK, but take it easy, this time. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
4815 no, not sedentary . . . centripetal 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4816 Hello Henry. Your spin class is about to start so jump on. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4817 Sign here and I guarantee you will beat Hare! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4818 We’ve been round and round on the idea of where you should race off to this summer and we’re getting absolutely nowhere. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4819 You heard of stand-up desks? This is the next big thing in Animal Resources. Besides, corporate says we need to start staffing for the long run and word of your win over the hare has them atingle. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4820 You signed up for the marathon not the sprint? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4821 Sorry, 2 PM is spin class. Jazzercise isn't until 4. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4822 There are no winners at the rat race 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4823 I’m sorry. It’s called a rat RACE for a reaso 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4824 Unfortunately, slow and steady is not what we’re looking for right now 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4825 Here's a certificate from the last race I won; that proves I'm fast. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4826 Our findings show it is,in fact, totally not worth it. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4827 You like slightly different on your resumé 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4828 You take your clothes off and start training. No exceptions. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4829 First lose the shell. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4830 Sorry, we don't offer any shell games. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4831 It’s for mice only you mother fucker!!! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4832 Sorry, someone gave you the wrong info. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4833 Leave the speed to them. We need you to focus on accuracy. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4834 Management needs you to really lean-in with 110% this time, Todd. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4835 Sorry, because of that little doping debacle with you and the hare, we’ll need a blood sample. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4836 No, it's not a Peloton. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4837 We're testing the brakes. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4838 I’m not paying you to tell me I can’t win. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4839 Equal-opportunity employer 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4840 Your resume says "work well under pressure". 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
4841 I think we may have a position open in the kitchen? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4842 Sorry, we believe that thing with the hare was a fluke.... 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4843 I'm going to need you to fill out a release form 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4844 Now remember the tortoise and the hare: Slow and STEADY wins the race. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4845 …and most importantly, this is a judgement free zone. Would you like to hear our membership options 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4846 The stationary bikes are to your left. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4847 You got here just in time. We have one open exercise wheel. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4848 Of course they didn’t interview you, but did anyone even check your Instagram? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4849 Fourth place will get you a honorable mention! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4850 I've had it with the rat race. Do you want to switch places? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4851 There IS an available slot, Mr. T, but frankly, I just can’t imagine you’d fit in. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4852 Are you the new hire? I heard great things about you from Aesop. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4853 We’ve been enlightened but are you sure you want to try the animalia wheel? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4854 You are fired. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4855 Are you sure you know how to operate one of these? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4856 Sorry! No hares here Today ! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4857 Sorry pal, but slow and steady just ain’t gonna meet our quota. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4858 After reviewing your resume we decided you weren't a good fit... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4859 Sorry. No vacancy. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4860 Please tell me you’re from Quality Control 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4861 Sorry, bud, no little island with a palm tree here. Back down the hall, second door on right. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4862 You’re certain you signed up for the spin class!? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4863 Sorry You're under the speed limit 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4864 Slow and steady? No, we don't do that here 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4865 Come back tomorrow without the shell and I'll fit you in. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4866 I'm sorry but we don't have a betting window. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4867 Boss,we really are going the extra mile here but can 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4868 Listen Buddy, I can't keep going in circles, here. You gotta be this tall to ride. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4869 Sorry Pal, but you are a day early, the wheel waxing job interviews are tomorrow... 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4870 First, you'll have to submit a liability waiver. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
4871 I'm looking for a change of pace in my life. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4872 I’m amazed I got here! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4873 Sorry, we have not treadmills. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4874 YOU'VE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4875 It says here your reference is Hare that you beat in a race? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4876 We don't repair them we just move the broken one around. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4877 You can't win this race. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4878 Our new CEO says we need to emphasize reliability over speed 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4879 The story's fine, but we'll need the hare to provide a formal letter of recommendation. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4880 Are you sure you want in? The consolation prize is not so great’ 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4881 Will your shell slow you down? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4882 Personally, I fully support your right to identify as a rodent, but I'm afraid that Mouse Olympics Committee rules forbid you from entering this competition. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4883 OK.. But ditch the shell. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4884 First off, have you ever done any spinning before? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4885 If you're faster than a hare, that's gotta count for something. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4886 We were expecting you last month. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4887 This should be a piece of cake for you 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4888 Stay on a turtle's pace and you'll do fine. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4889 We have this reserved for a hare, but he hasn't shown up yet. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4890 It can definitely be a life-altering experience. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4891 Whaddaya mean no turtles allowed? I'm calling my lawyer. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4892 ...only if you can show me your vaccination creds. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4893 There’s a work-from-home option. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4894 I'd love to give you a turn, and you are right, we are going no where, but we want to get there quickly, so we don't think you are a good fit for our team. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4895 The first time can be a little scary. Take it slow. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4896 We can hit our pacing goal today, boss, but can you stop walking the aisles? The team gets nervous and loses momentum every time you show up. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4897 The cyclical nature of the beast is that, you’ll really need to come out of your shell, if you intend to keep up ‘round here…” 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4898 I’m sorry, we don’t take consultants. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4899 I know it looks like fun, but you'll crack your shell! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4900 which one is Donald? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4901 There are some necessary qualifications 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4902 If you were a mouse, then maybe, but there’s nothing I can do … 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4903 YOU WON! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4904 It's called exercise. It is supposed to be good for you but I just go around in circles. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4905 We're not hiring. The snail is on a break. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4906 Good, youse will need a thick skin 'round dis rat race. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4907 Feel free to go knock around. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4908 Sorry, you haven’t met the speed requirement to qualify. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4909 Welcome to our “ Equal Opportunity Weight Loss Program. Looks like you’re in it for the long haul. May I recommend our Special Speed Program. Guaranteed fast results. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4910 I promise to displace the existing market leaders and become a true disrupter." Susan Nee-Collins Boston, M 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4911 I always wondered how you played ringalevio! Maida Sperling - Floral Park, NY 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4912 You can give it a try but you must remove you're shell first." 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4913 Galapos, this is designed to get you out of your shell and become socially active 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4914 Why did you leave your previous employment? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4915 Our bad. HR didn't envision you when they said "Inclusive". 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4916 For once in your life get out of your shell and join the rat race! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4917 Sorry, but we have a speed limit! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4918 Of course I care about diversity, but you're not a good fit 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4919 Let’s get out of this circus I have a plan 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4920 Hi, my name is Turtle and I would like to become a scholar 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4921 Salary? Who has ever mention the salary? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4922 I’m sorry Sir, you can’t join without your vaccine passport. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4923 I see here you're a salt-water mouse? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4924 You're too early. The turtles are due only in next week. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4925 We need someone with your talents. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4926 I'm sorry we are going to have to let you go, this is the third time you've failed to meet the quota! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4927 sorry,HR finds you too fat ! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4928 Well we got ones that do back flips, front flips, flip-flop, flip out, flip the bird, flip the switch, flip the lid…all in great shape @jldeutsch 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4929 Don't worry, it's not as hard as it looks. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4930 I don't think "turtle power" is going to cut it here 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4931 So Mr. Pace, you are supposed to enhance our spin off. Therefore, round you go to your place. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4932 Wheels A, B and D are taken. You’ll be taking the CBD wheel. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4933 Have you had your Covid vaccination yet? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4934 Welcome to Fourth Place. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4935 Well I"D let you on,,, but that guy in Number One just won't let up. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4936 I know you did, but the thing is this isn't that kind of race. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4937 Yes I was a consultant for Peloton why do you ask? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4938 Sorry, Dave, you can't do that. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4939 Welcome! What can I do to EARN your business? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4940 Yes we have a spot available but you mix metaphors at your own risk. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4941 with our program, in two weeks you won't recognize yourself in the mirror 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4942 It's not about how you finish here. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4943 We think of it as more of an existential thing. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4944 Sorry, this one’s already reserved by Leonardo! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4945 Sorry, this job is only offered to H1B visa holders, not citizens" @ar.roaming @avinvijay91 @martik1 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4946 And this part of the gym is where members practice for the rat race of life. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4947 You are late for our 4pm spin class.. i can fit you in at 6 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4948 Sorry, mate, we have a dress code. No shell-suits allowed. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4949 You will get out what you put in, might be a good way to 'slow burn' a few calories... 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4950 ...Please show me some I.D... 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4951 I need one with gears 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4952 Yes, you're slow, but you can't be worse at this than this lot. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4953 Well, diversity only goes so far. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4954 Please give me back my notes, there’s just no space for promotions here. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4955 But have you beat any hares lately? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4956 Now, about your past experience… 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4957 I'm sorry boss, but 20 mice have been injured in one week because of your new machine 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4958 I’ve had an epiphany 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4959 The showroom for test-checking mattresses is two doors to the left, enchanté! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4960 We don’t have health insurance, but we oil the wheels at least every five to seven months. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4961 …the position is with a start-up… 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4962 Yanno, we're really disappointed to hear you didn't throw that race with the hare..... It's looking like you owe us a lot of cheddar. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4963 I hare you're favored to win the next race and want to renew your membership. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4964 Are you here for the race-training class? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4965 - So, Mr. La Fontaine, what is your curriculum? - I beat the hare in the race. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4966 We are trying our best. Unpaid interns don’t come easy like before. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4967 As you can see, we take our training for the rat race very seriously. What makes you a qualified candidate? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4968 How about I sign you up for Jazzercise instead? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4969 No, sorry; turtles are next week. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4970 Tell me, how have you avoided the rat race? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4971 Welcome to the rat race, a fast paced environment with little rewards and no benefits. Are you sure your qualified? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4972 I see myself as your control. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4973 I’m sorry, but you need to wear a mask. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4974 This class will really get you out of your shell." 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4975 You can compete only if you think you are a mouse in a turtle's body. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4976 So you are here for the beginners spin class. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4977 Surely you can understand the confusion, Mr. Pettigrew. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4978 I'm just saying it might be easier on your back if you slip off the shell. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4979 Your race is down the hall 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4980 You're gonna get shell-shocked. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4981 So, how long have you been with TaskRabbit? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4982 I think we'll put you down as 'slow time'. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4983 Welcome back! Can we shake hands? I think we can shake hands now too, right? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4984 I don't think you're going to be a good fit for the job 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4985 If you can make it here, you can make it anywheel 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4986 We have mandatory zoom ‘happy’ hours twice a week and offer subsidized coffee once a quarter. Welcome aboard 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4987 Honestly, we will pay anyone who will show up to work. Welcome to the rat race. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4988 Helmets are optional 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4989 After beating the hare, this marathon should be a breeze! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4990 My guys need an ego boost. I hear you're slow. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4991 Sorry, tortoise. If you've previously won a race, you're ineligible to compete in the rat race. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4992 I am sorry for you…your brother is working from home today 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4993 With many covid restrictions lifting, you can understand the eagerness to get things going again. We're grateful you've agreed to come show us all how to take it one step at a time 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4994 If you flip in the wheel, will you see upside down? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4995 Sorry sir. No professionals. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4996 We charge by the minute. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4997 Well, I am looking for a diverse candidate. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4998 This is a spin class, I ‘d stick with the pool. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4999 We’ve been over this Frank. Remember what happens when the wheel turns you upside down? I’m simply not staffed for that. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5000 We are considering all applicants but we are not gender neutral. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5001 We're a real knock-up team. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5002 Do yo wheely want to join? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
5003 I’m sorry but you have to have the Olympic Qualifying time. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5004 You'll have a one-minute probationary period until benefits kick in. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5005 We’re not there yet. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5006 I see you finally managed getting off the inversion table. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5007 Not a problem! The speed adjusts automatically. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5008 Don’t be shy. Come out of your shell and participate! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5009 So, you say you’re slow but steady. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5010 You sayin' my money's no good here? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5011 It gets a bit wonky at 200 RPM. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5012 Good morning, Carl. Let me bring you up to speed. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5013 Only $19.99. You’ll win the race or money back guaranteed! 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5014 They make me dizzy. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
5015 Frank, waitlist doesn't mean the class waits for you - 7am spin is full. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5016 I'm done with the rat race! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5017 Give me a few minutes, I should have an open box. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5018 Which on is not like the other?" 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5019 I'm sorry, Sir. This club is open to members only. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5020 We are a fast growing start-up company. We can really use someone with your experience. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5021 I should warn you there’s no napping in this rat race. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5022 Can you keep it slow and steady? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5023 Are you still offering the New Year’s revolution discount 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
5024 Focus!, Jobs. A Turtleneck can only get you so far. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5025 If you find yourself beating the rat race, it means you’re doing wrong 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
5026 The Hare recommended you for our study on gravity." 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5027 The race is virtual this year? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5028 I’m not sure why they invited you either but I’m willing to let you give it a shot. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5029 This place is quite the rat race, are you sure you want to work here? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5030 I know you're new here, but didn't they tell you in orientation that we don't dress up for Halloween? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5031 I’m here to close my activity ring. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5032 ok, but i gotta bring you up to speed first. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5033 You can bounce around in a shell without taking up one of these! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5034 We have one opening in the rat race section, 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5035 "Just make sure you hold on tight. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5036 Introvert? Best think it over since you may come out of your shell. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5037 I must warn you: slow and steady does not win the rat race. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5038 I don't give a rat's ass about your metabolism! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5039 I have a reservation for Biden , party of one. You'll do. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5040 I don't mean to bodyplan-shame, but... 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5041 'Sorry but we can't use you as an alternative power source.' 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5042 I am going through a specie change 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5043 No. Training here won't guarentee you beat the hare. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5044 C’mon, you should join the competition — you know they say “slow and steady” wins the race. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5045 Sorry, It's the hare's turn today. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5046 I'm not buying an insurance for this 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5047 But I have a Groupon. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5048 Dude, just don't stick your neck out. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5049 Yes, it's a Rat Race but you've already beaten the rabbit once so give this a try as well! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5050 The cycle of life will never end🔥 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5051 Rat: what’s your long game strategy? Turtle: sometimes you gotta go slow to go fast. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5052 We’re an equal opportunity employer but you’re not setting yourself up for success, Toby. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5053 Ah sorry you don't fit our run of the mill, may be you could ace another race 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5054 I don’t think you should substitute one of us against the hare. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5055 What is an average day on the job like? Great question! Hard to describe. Every day here is different. Really keeps us on our toes. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5056 How about greatest strength? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5057 Sorry, front row reserved for expert wheelers only 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5058 Have you ever played like a slinky toy? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5059 Get back on the treadmill 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5060 You’re in luck. The Hare just cancelled on me. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5061 Hi, you must be from Coaching, thank you for coming down so quickly. We’ve lost another worker to remoting in…. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5062 I wish I was taller. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5063 Well, it’s one speed fits all around here… 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5064 Yeah we're trying to hire more diverse candidates while still doing nothing to make it fundamentally less bullshit to work here or accommodate anyone's needs. So far it's not working idk why 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5065 I’m sorry, Frank, but company policy is to fire anyone who lies on their CV. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5066 So you want to become a productive member of society? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5067 Think of it more as a habit. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5068 Sorry pal, but these are the Mouse Gladiator Game tryouts. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5069 But they never give a thought to competing with a hare. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5070 Now, let’s see if you’re so clever. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5071 The job is yours to lose." Ferris Schiffe 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5072 :Sorry, Rodents only in this facility." 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5073 You just need to come out of your shell and you’ll be one of us. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5074 I understand you are a thorough worker... but if you can’t match the rate of my staff, I’m going to have to find someone else. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5075 you need to consider if you want to come out of your shell to work here 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5076 The hare already finished. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5077 Yes, anyone can audition for the role of Mickey. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5078 I don't care if you have a shell for protection. No vaccine, no exercise. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5079 It is easy. And you could be the winner of “the slow, but sure” entries. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5080 We'll keep your resume on file! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5081 Don't worry, this is not a race. It's all style in The Sisyphus Run. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5082 We're training for the race. We heard the hare has dropped out 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
5083 Sorry - you're not on the list. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5084 I don't think your 'slow and steady wins the race' will work here. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5085 I have to inform you, there is only one speed....Fast! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5086 We’re sorry, but you can’t possibly think you’d beat the hare. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5087 Sorry, but we don't have any that spin slower. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5088 It won’t work if you don’t come out of your shell 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5089 It says on your résumé that you once beat a hare? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5090 Any suggestions on how we can beat the hare? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5091 I’m not that good but I am slow 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5092 I can rent it to you , but I think you would have a lot more fun copulating with a female turtle 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5093 I need to train for a big race 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5094 I don't give a flying rat's ass who you are. You'll have to hurry up and reserve the wheels next time." 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5095 Test studies show our wheels are the preferred brand 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5096 Welcome to life, the slow lane is next door.” #funn 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5097 What's the secret to your pace, Monk Tortoise? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5098 Divorce papers? Not in the gym baby, please 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5099 It’s still an opportunity. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5100 We can’t just send you to the big apple for having a tough exterior, you have to prove your up to the task. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5101 What’s your Sheloton PR? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5102 Treadmills are downstairs near the pool. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5103 So, seems like you're running late today. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5104 Now when you get in there, you gotta go REALLY fast, ok? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5105 It's a great way to exercise and even the mice say they're losing weight. It's Mouse Day today in case you're wondering.They're all from the office upstairs. It's a workplace membership deal. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5106 Sure, have been drug tested yet? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5107 I've heard about the tortoise and the Hare but I'm not sure if this will work. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5108 do you feel you can keep up with the others? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5109 Sorry, the turtle study was completed two weeks ago. If you start now you could get in next month's maze test next room over 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5110 With me as your personal trainer--you'll be a gym rat in no time! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5111 Any references? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5112 Sorry kid, you're too short for this ride 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5113 I bet you can’t beat them! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5114 I think he said,"donuts." 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5115 You really think you can turn, turtle, and run? 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5116 Sorry,sir,we have a 3 inch tail minimum. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5117 How about an elliptical trainer instead? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5118 I am so sorry, but we were expecting the hare. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5119 You meet the height requirements but I'm not sure you meet the speed requirements. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5120 Hey turd, It's like I told you: You're not on the list. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5121 ‘You would be the fifth wheel.’ 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5122 I can assure you this is nothing like anything you've done before, that is, speed up. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5123 Employees get to use our private gym 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5124 Don’t worry we have ice breakers to get you out of your shell 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5125 What makes you the most qualified to fill the open position? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5126 Squeak. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
5127 We think you’ll do better than the Hare. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
5128 I'm sorry, this spot is reserved for Don Junior. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5129 Mr. T, I can only let you use the wheel until someone faster comes along. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5130 I once beat a hare in a foot race 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5131 I think your shell is going to--well--clash. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5132 I’m sorry, the wheels are only for animals that can walk faster than a turtle’s pace. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5133 Do you have a genus-species-gender identification card? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5134 Sorry, today is not a good hare race day. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5135 Sorry, our members do not work wheels for lettuce. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5136 Sorry, I haven't seen the hare. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5137 They say they’re quitting because of the pay and the hours, so we are working to rebrand and see what sticks. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5138 Just roll with it and you'll be fine. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5139 No, I've gone over it again and again and again! My head's spinning!" 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5140 If you’re indeed faster than a hare, we could consider waiving our no-working-from-home policy. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5141 First time? Take it slow. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5142 Sorry, space cadet Snapper, that's the closest thing we have to a centrifuge... 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5143 We tried it your way, but slowing down really messed them up. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5144 Welcome to Equinox. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5145 We’re currently in the middle of a merge 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5146 That isn’t a weakness here. You need to update your resume. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5147 Welcome to the wheel world. Rat took you so long? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5148 The gift of mortality my dear. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
5149 You won, by a hare. 1.1494 0.05305 87 79 3 5
5150 You don't need your shell now that the pandemic is winding down. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5151 Try to limit the noise. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
5152 Crawl away. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5153 I’m sorry, we can’t accommodate your party of five at this moment 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5154 We're literally hiring anybody at this point and we offer a $100 sign on bonus 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5155 It ain't called a rat race for nothing... 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
5156 I'm sorry we have to let you go, Fred. Company policy says you have twenty minutes to clear out your belongings. But, for you, we can live with forty minutes. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5157 They were out of practice because of the pandemic! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5158 You’ve got the diet part down bro, let’s get some cardio in 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5159 This rat race needs your slow and steady approach 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5160 I guess no one really gets out of the rat race forever. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5161 As you know, the equation. For centripetal force is Fc=mv^2/r. Unfortunately, you are sadly deficient in v. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5162 Need that edge for your race with the Hare? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5163 The repair service said they'd send a tortoise and a hare. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5164 Where's Achilles? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5165 It’ll be like moving from Boise to New York City. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5166 Sir, you have to be a certain height to ride Shell Shockwave. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5167 And so as you can see, this really is the path to true meaning and fulfillment. Forget about the “slow and steady” nonsense. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5168 Sorry sir, this is for torture not for tortoise 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5169 So you would like to work from home? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5170 Are these Aussie hopping mice? I signed up for a turtle's race 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5171 That's what your friends do in their free time. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5172 Slow and steady can win this race 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5173 Oh if only! Truth is, it’s actually much *harder* than it looks 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5174 and when i needed them most, i lost my aikido community 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5175 Your opponent from your last race also applied but I’m putting my money on you….. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5176 ‘Well. Since deadlines are mirages now, it doesn’t matter. Just start whenever and stop when you’re done’ 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5177 Any questions? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5178 We no longer require protective coverings here at the gym. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
5179 OK-That's how it works . . . Just give it your personal best! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
5180 We'll start off with a little cardio, followed by light weights. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5181 We need someone with a lot of flexibility. Are you flexible? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5182 In your case it's by the hour, not revolution. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5183 That's why you must be 6" tall to ride. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5184 I'm sorry you feel left behind, but it is a rat race. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5185 We have a rodent vacancy aren't you a reptile? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5186 We decided to install a dead man's brake. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5187 Aha! It would be a great Change 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5188 Sorry, you need a ticket to get in! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5189 Well, it's a four-speed, so let's put you in first gear. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5190 Man, I hate to break it to you 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5191 Welcome to the mix! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5192 We don’t expect you to win, but you have to make it look good 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5193 I hear this is your first time to our gym. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5194 But I beat a hare... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5195 World is a stage , so be the dancer not the audience 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5196 I know I said dream big, but do you really want to be the weak link in that chain? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5197 look Karen, it says here that we agreed to finish tumble drying your mice by Friday, I’m afraid you are actually a day early. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5198 - Tests are like Gender Equality - 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5199 We wanted someone who would take longer to realize. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5200 Rabbit you say?? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5201 This isn’t golf, buddy! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5202 Speed reading is overrated. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5203 It's a cinch after the first time out. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5204 Hares are in the lab across the hall. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5205 We don't discriminate. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5206 Sorry, we're a carapace free facility. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5207 Look Bud, get rid of the house and join the rat race. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5208 The misses wants me to use my vacation days and cash in my salt lick..... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5209 Well, you you have any evidence of this prior racing victory? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5210 Whoa there buddy, let me see your ticket! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5211 You sure about this? It’s a real rat race. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5212 No, it's 2:30 and this is Hampster Wheel Instillation...come back at 3:30 for the Upside Down Shell Roll Spectacle. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5213 Sorry, we just didn't see you as a culture-fit. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5214 The wheels cannot spin faster, sir 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5215 you sure you’ve got the stamina for this? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5216 The only place where ‘fun’ comes before ‘funding’ is in the dictionary, Steve. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5217 I know you're holding my vaccination card but I'm wondering, is working from home an option? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
5218 We're really looking for self starter. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5219 Slow and steady wins nothing. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5220 Unfortunately, slow and steady does not win the rat race. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5221 Sorry, I need to see some I.D. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5222 I'm seeking someone to reestablish our department's pre pandemic long-term strategy." 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5223 Ordinarily I would love to hop back in the wheel, but HR assured me we were going to be fully remote through the end of the year 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5224 Damn,I bet my life savings on the hare. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5225 Step this way 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5226 Sorry; fast passes only until 5. You'll have to come back later. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5227 We just feel like you're overqualified. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5228 Of course it's a shell game. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5229 Sorry, I just don't think you're fast enough. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5230 No, we don’t have any hard and fast rules here. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5231 We prioritize enthusiasm over skills 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5232 Any hares been in yet? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
5233 Slow and steady won't work here. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5234 If you want to succeed in the rat race, you have to train like a gym rat. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5235 No excuses, you've already lost the first 10 minutes of the 30 minute limit. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5236 I'm sorry, Mitch, but the sign expressly states: 'Hamsters Only 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5237 Yes, I do think you need exercise, but this is not for you. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5238 That'll be four tickets, please. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5239 Do you ever get dizzy when running? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5240 No offense intended. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5241 Understand that only the fastest can master the wheel. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5242 No, this is the training room for mice who identify as hampsters; not turtles who identify as mice. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5243 Ok, but if I see you tumbling or jumping you're out. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5244 Hi, I'm Ron. Diversity Manager. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5245 Well, i guess you deserve a chance to prove that catching up story is true. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5246 I gotta warn ya, pal--these wheels can go up to 1 mph. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5247 We don’t believe in rat race here, we value work-life balance. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5248 Yes, I can see how 'Terra Pinwheel' might be a confusing name choice for this facility. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
5249 How fast do you spin? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5250 No grandpa, the 8 to 5 just wasn’t the same after email and smart phones. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5251 So benefits include getting to fuck our tight little mouse asses morning noon and night and dental. When can you start? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5252 So please tell me, why are you best suited for this roll? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5253 the rat race has become Sisyphean in nature 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5254 We’ll have you up to speed in no time! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5255 I understand, sir. But you DO have to go fast” 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5256 Turtle time trials are not until tomorrow 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5257 I know you beat the rabbit , but are you sure you want to get into the rat race ? 1.1467 0.05597 75 68 3 4
5258 I'm sorry, this is the ninja-mouse tournament. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5259 Sorry, we ain't racin hares here buddy. This is drag racing & it's all about RPMs. You're out of your league here. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5260 I realize the hold harmless form seems superfluous in your case but nevertheless. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5261 Oh, come on - you can do it! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5262 I've told you to stick to shell games, big guy. This is not for you. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5263 Honestly, it’ll probably be easier without the shell, but with a resumé like yours I’ll let you make the call. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5264 I believe you're looking for the hare room. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5265 If anyone says "diversity hire", you let me know. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5266 As your lawyer, I'd urge you not to sign that contract. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5267 Covid sucks! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5268 What about to try again? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5269 I'm enjoying the new work from home policy, but it makes paper work so much more complicated. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5270 I heard spinning was a good way to get out of your shell. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5271 We are training our employees for the spin off” 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5272 That’s not my idea of a shell game ! 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
5273 You do know the difference between mice and hares, right? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5274 I'm sorry, you're not fit enough to work out at this gym. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5275 That’s not what your application said. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5276 Congratulations ,you got here first 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
5277 You missed the deadline, but I'll gladly relinquish my place for you! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5278 Ok, but the spin-dry cycle can be challenging! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5279 Thanks for your application, but we just hired a hare this morning. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5280 We hire the best people ... 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5281 The rat race has changed, and I think we have an opening. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
5282 I've always had better luck with a treadmill. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5283 We've been at it for a month now and there's no sign of the 'Reverse Ninja Turtle Situation' you promised. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
5284 Sorry, you need a reservation. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5285 I'm sorry, you must have a Tumblr username. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5286 "Sorry not ambitious enough for our consumerist empire... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5287 We're equal opportunity, but we're strictly carnavores. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5288 When the hare said you were on a roll I don't think it was this one. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5289 Look - this is the rat race, not the tortoise trot! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5290 I am your personal trainer. I'll have you up to speed in no time. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5291 Circa 1938 Germany: "Rats only! Lower creatures like turtles are forbidden to associate with their superiors! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5292 Slow and steady? We tried that already, but it didn't get us anywhere. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5293 Sorry, buddy, we’re not doing the hares ‘til next week. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5294 Don't worry, it gets easier. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5295 We think you would be a disruptive distraction to the members. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5296 First of all, let me say you have a wonderful resume and we love your aggressive, can-do attitude ... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5297 Granted you beat the hare but you’ve never done five minutes on these ‘babies’ 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5298 We offer a complete program for helping you find your inner turtle. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5299 First class is free before a year long membership 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5300 They'll need a nap after this so the odds of winning are in your favor 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5301 When I said “shell of your former self”, I meant it as a compliment. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5302 I'm sorry, but I don't want you to turn turtle. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5303 I am looking for the slo-mo model 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5304 I’ve heard that story , but your race with the hare was a long time ago. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5305 The race goes not to the swift. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5306 I'm sorry, but you do not meet the requirements for this study. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5307 You can join us if you have survived a corona infection or are vaccinated. If you have done a corona test, you can take part today. Unless the test is older than 24 hours, then unfortunately we cannot accept you 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5308 You can slow-walk this as much as you like, but all work assignments are on rotation now. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5309 We've been having trouble filling positions. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5310 We have a petition to start a union due to the fast pace of the job. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5311 No COVID? Good. Welcome to the U.S.A. Olympic team. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5312 We’re looking for slow and steady. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5313 Management told me I ought to think outside the box 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5314 Running for 30 seconds a day in captivity increases life expectancy to 4 months. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5315 The sign-up fee is waived for you. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5316 Okay so this is the economy 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5317 No worries, I can work from home too 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5318 Really,your nickname is “Hare?” 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5319 But you live on the coast with ocean-front views. If I choose you over a more qualified candidate and Fox News finds out.... 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5320 Sorry, you're just not mouse material. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5321 Are you sure Bitcoin is right for you? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5322 I’m in the minority now, but I know how this game works 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5323 Would you be intrigued if we called it “The Time Capsule.” 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5324 Sorry, we are all out of vans. Only sports cars left 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5325 A gym membership is a deal at $25 per month. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5326 Don't worry, this is a Judgement Free Zone. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5327 I know you want to race, but, this is the wrong event. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5328 You'll have to take off the armor before you use the gym. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5329 This a rat race. No overconfident hares—just RATS. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5330 No, We don't offer pension benefits for longevity. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5331 Round and round you go, where you stop nobody knows. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5332 Wow, when I was told I could get a substitute I said “cowabunga" but I didn’t mean this. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5333 Somehow, it doesn't seem fair that you'll be teaching them how to fall. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5334 - Are you sure? - Like a rolling turtle... 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5335 Buddy, you are not in the list! Do your yoga pose instead. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5336 I’m not sure you’ll be fast enough for the rat race, but there’s a hare over there looking for competition. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5337 My team is having some difficulties coming back from working remotely. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5338 I promise you that it’s not a shell game! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5339 Sorry, Mr. Hare, your resume was misleading. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5340 I’m sorry. You just don’t seem like the right “culture fit” for you to succeed in this role. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5341 I second the motion to Suspend,your honor 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5342 The diversity hiring initiative is seeking candidates that aren't white mice 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5343 Once you get in the wheel, which will be some time around mid-century, run like the wind. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5344 You won't look the least bit clumsy in one of our wheels! Just look at our other members. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5345 You gotta race a RABBIT? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5346 How come I'm late?! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5347 If we stop running, the sky falls down. We are doing it so you don’t have to. We’re saving the whole world 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5348 Sorry! The fine print reads “We used to be an equal opportunity establishment”. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5349 Sorry Sir, in order to join capitalism you need to have a self-destructive tendency and no protection. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5350 You’ll need to hit the ground running… 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5351 But that's why they call it "rat race." 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5352 No, the Hare didn't use steroids while using our equipment. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5353 Our Totally Turtles Tuesday program would be your best option. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5354 You get a $10 Starbucks card if you try it. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5355 Maybe you need to win more than one race before you commit to a career change. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5356 They'll run I'm rings around you! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5357 I'm gonna need you to sign a medical waiver releasing us from liability in the event of an adverse outcome. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5358 I'm glad that you finally want to come out of your shell. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5359 I know you beat the hare, but this is a rat race. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5360 Its not fast you can go, it is how far. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5361 An upcoming race? Our personal trainers can increase your speed and endurance. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5362 Do you think you can fit in and not fall on your shell? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5363 Look, I'm counting on you as the anchor. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5364 I'm sorry, but you lack the experience to become a lab rat. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5365 Its a job sharing position 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5366 They said this was beginners spinning class. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5367 This might help to improve your speed. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5368 Sure sport! As soon as you sign this waiver. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5369 Sir, you need to come out of your shell. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5370 I have to check if our insurance policy covers your weight 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5371 Let's hope that you can model a slighty better pace for them. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5372 It says here on your resume that you won 1st place in a foot race? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5373 Sorry, only mice and tortoises. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5374 Didn't you hear I beat the hare? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5375 The slow but steady wheel is down the hall. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5376 The problem is they run too fast 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5377 Look, we all remember the hare race, and nobody can take that away from you! But this is just... different. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5378 ‘Sorry, testudinidae are exempt from liability coverage’ 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5379 You're just not a good fit for this position. --An Equal Opportunity Employer 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5380 I know you just beat the rabbit, Sir. But our runners are just chasing their tails. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5381 I'm sorry -- you missed the beginner class. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5382 Sir, this is the Rat Race, the Hare and Tortoise is the one on the left. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5383 Be here Monday morning at 8. Payday is every other Friday. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5384 Can you give me directions to get past the rat race? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5385 Sorry,you cannot achieve launching velocity… 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5386 Hey, I don’t make the rules. It is what it is. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5387 No. 3 is free, but first you need to fill out a lifestyle questionnaire 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5388 I think carrying your shell around is all the fitness you need. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5389 This is easier than finding the way through the maze. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5390 Don’t worry, it’s actually not genetic. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5391 Your ad said ‘no judgement zone’ so what’s with the clipboard, bud ? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5392 Signs say “Rides not safe for tortoiseshell’s. Toppling a safety hazard zone on the wheel.” 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5393 Alternatively...we were thinking of strapping a shell-like dome to our backs... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5394 It's a 9-5 job but the hours are flexible on our end. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5395 and they said our DEI program wouldn’t work! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5396 So, we've been work-shopping and we have a few ideas on how you can beat the hare. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5397 Oh yes, this is a relaxed work environment" 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5398 Sir, we have found the limit as to how much rats can be tested. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5399 since you know how to go slow you won’t have any problem 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5400 No thank you, I have covered more ground than you four combined!!! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5401 We’re only taking yearly subscriptions. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5402 we just need somebody to take the time 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5403 Yes Mr. T. We made sure they are all naked and started before you. Welcome to your room” 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5404 I’ve never seen a lab turtle before, but with a nationwide rat shortage, I suppose there’s no other option. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5405 We think you're over qualified for the position 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5406 Honestly, Disneyland was better. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5407 ...and now we have other indications from the central administration... 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
5408 To be honest, we could use slow and steady for a change 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
5409 Slow and steady gets a 20% discount. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
5410 Your experience noted on your resume rings a bell, The tortoise and the hare’, so how can you best describe why you’d be a good fit for our company? Long before COVID, we’ve taken a pragmatic, unexpected approach to the ole rat race with a proven track record, watch slowly and be amazed!” 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
5411 Just remember, slow and steady wins the wheel. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
5412 We hire freshers but you need to be experienced for this 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
5413 This is not the "Wheel of Fortune." 1.1412 0.05063 85 77 4 4
5414 It’s not that kind of accelerator Josep.colomer@gmail.com 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5415 Well,next time you will not be so lucky. You better get on if you want to beat the Hare... 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5416 Your hard hat shouldn't stop you from being in the loop. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5417 I’m sorry, but signing the waiver is mandatory. No exceptions. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
5418 Do you have any qualifications besides being a diversity hire? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5419 You're telling me that it takes a pandemic to stop this thing? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5420 I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you. The productivity algorithm tells me your numbers are way below the others. We're going to have to let you go. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5421 Now you see why we discriminate against tortoises. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5422 I wish I had your sense of adventure. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5423 Sorry, tortise and the hare competition has been moved to tomorrow when you'll be able to socially distance on the wheels. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5424 It's our way of staying fit. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5425 This is a rat race. But I ain’t no rat. I’m a ninja turtle. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5426 Our program can get you up to speed in 6 weeks or double your money back. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5427 Late again! You need to get serious to beat the hare! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5428 Sorry, only white rats run for office. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5429 Just take it slow to begin with. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5430 If you turn over on your back in there, we'll let you ride. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5431 Michelangelo, We think you should stick with skateboards 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5432 . So what’s our training time frame leading up to your race against the hare? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5433 This gym is a Judgement Free Zone. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5434 None are in slo-mo. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5435 They need to add a standard deviation. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5436 To qualify for tax credits you need to be able to generate an electricity surplus. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5437 I got tired of the rat race and going nowhere fast but it may add value to your life! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5438 We don't judge our members. Usually. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5439 Sorry, it's reserved for the Hare. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5440 Sorry, bud. We train for the rat race— not for competitions against hares. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5441 Do you have your gym membership card? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5442 Thanks Mr. Petersen for filling in for us, but before we start we're going to need a blood test due to your past race results. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5443 if you go like hell you’ll never be happy. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5444 Would like to do a test run on our latest Peloton treadmill ? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5445 I'll just need you to sign this mandatory "Disclosure of Hazards" form and you'll be on your way.... 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5446 this is for adrenaline junkies pal, you should have stayed at home 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5447 Oh no buddy, we light yours, then you get on the bike. Got it? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5448 Slow and steady. Repeat. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5449 Ex McKinsey consultant taking over as the new CEO 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5450 Our diversity lead wanted me to be "species-blind" with our interviews...but I'm now seeing that might become a problem 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5451 Well, you did win that race with the hare once. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5452 You’ll be our D&I hire. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5453 Have you got a slow hamster wheel? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5454 Were you sent by a rabbit? 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5455 I know what you’re thinking, but they really, really love the hare. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5456 Do your parents know you are here? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5457 So you’re still maintaining that hare-brained delusion? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5458 Boss, do you think I could work from home? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5459 Really, it’s not all that hard . 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5460 Can I interest you in our frequent-flyer program? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5461 Slow but sure may win some races, but not this one. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5462 No, the spin class is next door. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5463 It’s okay, we’re all just doing our best 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5464 So they sent you as the substitute? They did tell you about the monthly quota, right? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5465 You see pal, rate race is quite different from racing with a hare 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5466 are you high on marijuana 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5467 Last one's heart couldn't take the fast moving capitalist work ethic we prescribe to so now we are taking the things slow,you know for the PR 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5468 Yes, we're thirsty and yes, water is abundant but as you can see... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5469 We are trying to diversify our work environment 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5470 No matter how many times you ask, Karate classes are next door 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5471 I'm not sure you can roll with us. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5472 They’re in training for the upcoming Turtle and the Rat race…focus, focus, focus, no distractions! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5473 Sorry sir, we need fast and steady. But slow and steady applicants are needed down the hall. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5474 I’m sorry, but the wheels have just been lubricated, and even our best runners can’t handle them. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5475 We normally charge by the RPMs but for you we'll go by the minute. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5476 Sorry, you don't qualify for this position, but hares next door are also interviewing candidates for a show. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5477 Come on, have a little faith. You were faster than the rabbit, what’s a mouse? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5478 So tell me about your fitness goals? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5479 Hey Tort,no more races. Let’s have a ‘fair’ election to see who between us deserves the spot hare. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5480 Seriously. It’ll make your legs great again! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5481 It’s not that you’re a diversity hire— we just think you could really bring some new insights to this company! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5482 So you’’re here to shake things up,right? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5483 One victory over the Hare, are you sure you want to try this? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
5484 Have you considered our 15-days-straight option? Make it around once and you get a full refund. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5485 That’ll be 23 pistachios 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5486 This experiment,faulty as it may seem,is for you to counter balance their movements. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
5487 This is the "Rat race" hall, "Re-tired" is downstairs. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
5488 I'm sorry but the application specifically stated "Rats Only" 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5489 Help us with our shrews control. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5490 Turtles can do treadmills and towers but mice can only do treadmills. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5491 We don”t pay by the hour 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5492 Okay, your hired show us how it's done. We have you done as renewal energy. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5493 I’m sorry, but you’re a shell of your former self. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5494 Gerbil to turtle: If you want to win this race you don’t have to move at all. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5495 Funny, that's exactly what the hare said 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5496 Please sign this waiver—there is no guarantee you will continue to win the race. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5497 You go for it. I am actually going to venture outside. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5498 Look Fibonacci it’s easy a 0,1,2,3… 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5499 So, why do you want to join the rat race? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5500 I realize you got here first but the hare did make a reservation. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5501 It's all about meritocracy. All you need to do is work hard and you will be rewarded. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5502 I asked you not to come here. I’m not dropping out with you. I know my role and I like my co-workers. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5503 Job hunting in 2021 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5504 tell me more about your previous experience 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5505 Read about the incident with the hare in your application, so I'm starting you on an advanced wheel. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5506 Sorry- Mice only 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5507 You want to play? That's so heavy, man. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5508 For a twenty minute session, you’ll have to shell out. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5509 It's free for anyne with a shell. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5510 Hare, over there in the slow motion room. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5511 It’s a wheel BNB, but you may not like the neighborhood. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5512 Just get in. And, if you win, you will qualify for the Olympics after we add another circle. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5513 Just use your affirmations. You can do this. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5514 We are so glad to train with the guy who beat the hare. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5515 Can you pull your own weight? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5516 I can let you ride but you need to be securely strapped in. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5517 I’ll circle back after I check in with the team to see if you’re a good fit. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5518 Actually you have to make this spin 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5519 You need to know the hare story was fake news. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5520 Let's just dispense with it.The crew will probably ride you pretty hard. Don't let it bother you. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5521 Don't worry, you'll see: It'll at least be a tie. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5522 Any tips for winning this race? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5523 Just take it slow and steady, Doug. You'll do fine. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5524 OK, you win. I now buy into your slow-but-steady game plan. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5525 You pea-brain mouse! Didn't you ever hear that the TORTOISE wins the damn race? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5526 I'd need you to kindly sign this consent before the ride. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5527 Hi! Are you the new supervisor? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5528 No, it’s not too spicy. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5529 Beating a hare in a race really made your resume stick out 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5530 Sorry, that wheel is for Mickey. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5531 Are we any closer to me being able to beat the hare ? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
5532 Welcome to the rat race. Do you have what it takes? 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
5533 Listen, you do have the experience time required for the job, but I'm not sure about your skills with new technology. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
5534 Downstairs you’ll find the yoga studio 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5535 It’s called the “law” of gravity for a reason. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
5536 We're trying to integrate more of a 'Smell The Roses' approach. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5537 Welcome to The Monday Game. We’re going to need proof of your 14 handicap and an affidavit attesting to your ability to finish 18 holes in under 3:45 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5538 Here, this is your consent form. We’re studying a drug called,..let’s see, um…lysergic…acid…diethyl…amide? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5539 So run it by me once more. I just keep running and I'll stay on my feet? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5540 We usually don't welcome people of your kind here. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5541 Are you familiar with the Hare? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5542 Thanks for coming. I really need you to show me how to win this rat race. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5543 Yes, we do have an opening...but it appears you are...overqualified. Yes! That’s it, you are overqualified! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5544 I'll need to see your journeyman Acrobat card . . . 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5545 There's no obligation; you can cancel your membership at any time. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5546 we can say you were genetic modified too 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5547 It's a lot like Pilates but without the frills. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5548 Perhaps you should try the treadmill, it might be more your speed… 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5549 This is quite a different kettle of fish from the race with the hare; think it over!!! J. Kinsey Toronto, ONT kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5550 This is more about process than outcome, but, yeah, sure, give your 'slow and steady' approach a try. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5551 Rat pellets for labor are cheap, but parts have to be imported from Hamelin. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5552 Your references are impeccable! Can you start tomorrow?" 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5553 I know you don’t feel like a good fit. But we’ve got some holes in our staffing and we’re ready to do what it takes to get you behind the wheel… Great! So base pay starts at $11 per hour with a 25 cent raise after six months… 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5554 Shhh…keep your voice down, I haven’t the heart to tell these three that they are on wheels. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5555 But the job posting only said “Bachelor Degree Preferred”! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5556 Dude - the shell comes off! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5557 You are not designed ti ruin your life, go back and enjoy!! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5558 This is the HIIT workout area, meditation is in the next room. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5559 And then The Flux Capacitor kicks in once 88m/h is reached! 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
5560 I told you, it isn’t a race. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5561 It's a rat's race , but slow and steady wins 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5562 Well, you're approach is certainly unorthodox... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5563 You don't fit the profile for what we're looking for. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5564 Are you willing to sign the non-disclosure agreement? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5565 Are you ready to bring it? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5566 Sorry, Slowpoke, it's for cheese-eaters only. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5567 You're early for your race 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
5568 We have an opening. Can you introduce me to the hare? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
5569 Sorry, but it's not your Turn 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5570 We don't like to discourage, but.... 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5571 It was reserved for the hare... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5572 The hare told me he was humiliated enough the last time you beat him. In any case, you wont find him working out here. : ) 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5573 It’s not because you’re a reptile… 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5574 Your Turn ------after losing some weight 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5575 Your half murine? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5576 I'm sorry, but this gym doesn't currently offer 175-year memberships. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5577 I have a big race next week. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5578 So, which one is it? Your unemployment benefits expired or you have a fear of success? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5579 As you can see we’re not really trying to get anywhere fast. We think you would be perfect for this position 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5580 We're trying to generate electricity here! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5581 In your case, DON'T slow your roll. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5582 Come half a step closer and you won't be any closer. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5583 I'm so sorry - you need an appointment AND a certification of your class! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5584 Is the pandemic over, Can I join the race? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5585 When you have the confidence of a mediocre white man. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5586 So your resume said that you beat a hare in a race? Can you tell me more about that? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5587 When you said your name was "Mickey Mouse" we thought you were one of us. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5588 Wanna try it? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5589 Regular exercise is good way to extend your life expectancy. Just look at us. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5590 Yes, we kept your reservation open . . . what took you so long to get here? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5591 Sorry, dude, you gotta be FULLY vaccinated. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5592 Same as I told your long-eared pal, the Rat Race isn’t for you. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5593 Yes boss, I understand they're set just right for you. But I'm tracking outcomes here, and we could do better. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5594 Tell me a little about your technique. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5595 Sign here and we we will take you places. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5596 Can I have your Doctor's script. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5597 This says you're our diversity hire, so just do your best and I'll be your mentor. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5598 Infinity, schminfinity. Ya gotta prep for the race. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5599 So you're saying it's all about life expectancy? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5600 Slow down! You have plenty of time” 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5601 You're our first tortoise, but sure, why not? With just a cursory glance, you'll blend right in. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5602 I can't explain it, Master Splinter. It seems our new ninja training equipment has caused yet another mutation. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5603 Seriously,no worries,take your time. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5604 Totally agree, everything’s just less tedious since decriminalization. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5605 Yes, your friend the hare gave you a good one. But we require three references. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5606 Your in luck, we have a wheel free now. You can drop your shell at the coatcheck. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5607 No, I don't need a ladder. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5608 It's a kind of shell game; now you see it, now you don't. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5609 so, you beat the hare, this is quiet diferent but you should be ok 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5610 It's great to see that you're getting out of your shell more, but this probably isn't your thing. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5611 And that’s how you become a part of the rat race . 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5612 I think you will appreciate my work more if you let me continue to work remotely 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5613 Sorry, you must be at least three inches tall to ride. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5614 Didn’t you read the ad Harv? No slow pokes allowed 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5615 Our fifth wheel is being rented by a camper. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5616 Three blind mice. See how they run. If you sign, the hare will follow. All we'll need is the fox and the crow. No! No, the fox and grapes. The crow hogs the stage. To bad about the lion and mouse. We'll open at the Rose. September. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5617 Putting a spin on my 2024 run, Mitch. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
5618 Sir this wheely isnt for you 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5619 We accept only candidates who can actually run! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5620 All of our treadmills are currently in use..... 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5621 You didn't qualify for the study. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5622 I get that, but I'm afraid "slow and steady" isn't really the gig. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5623 And then I realized you were actually moving ahead of our spin class! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5624 We think you’re better suited to management. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5625 This isn't the best way to overcome your fear of turning turtle. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5626 Sorry, we only take reservations on the app. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5627 They say it helps them work through their micro-aggressions. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5628 Well, arguing about it won't get you anywhere. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5629 Now show us how you beat the hare. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5630 Cowabanga 😮 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5631 We’re a ‘mice marathon’ type of organization that’s shell-positive in every way. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5632 Do you have a reservation? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5633 We need you to speed it up a bit for the results to fit. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5634 I told them I was a gerbil,not a hamster 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5635 I don't think you're the right fit for this line of work. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5636 Our liability waiver is designed for turtles. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5637 It’s not a policy per se. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5638 So we got a great anual plan, You’re gonna love it 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5639 It says here on this sheet, your fitness goal is to be able to beat the hare in a race. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
5640 Look, I like you, but you’ve gotta take that off! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5641 This is The Rat Race. Two doors down is The Hare Club. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5642 Sorry, we already have a diversity hire. Benji went to Yale.” 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
5643 Sorry but your name isn't on the guest list. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5644 I don’t think training will help me win. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
5645 They kicked me off the treadmill for going too slow. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5646 I've been really slow to adopt an exercise program. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5647 I’m sorry sir, tryouts for the Speed Bump strip are two doors down! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5648 You can work out as long as you want and at your own pace. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5649 What's the speedlimit? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5650 Look, this ain't the Mudd Club, buddy. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5651 Our user poll told us we needed to "slow down and get a grip." 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5652 Look, I promise the hare was never here. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5653 Sorry. You don’t meet the ride’s requirements. Try the Ferris wheel. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5654 come on! you know what its like to be slow and steady 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5655 Sorry, we would have you as the next runner-up, but you'd make these other guys look too fast. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5656 I know you vote your right to exercise, Mitch, but I'll need two types of ID. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5657 Hares? No. Try the next lab over. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5658 Our last instructor was a hare too fast. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5659 I decided to get off. Would you like to take my place? It increases your pace, but there are consequences. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5660 When I said you are a shoo-in, I meant a shoe in a dryer 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5661 Listen, me and the boys were talking... if this is really the only way to test your wax, we're going to need better benefits - especially medical. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5662 The speed IS adjustable 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5663 Your resume states that you have four years experience working with wheels 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5664 Come out of your shell, Mouseoton will only run you 1000 cubes of cheese a month. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5665 At least you go somewhere. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5666 - You can’t win the race if you don’t kill yourself running it like everyone else. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5667 This is a fast-paced work environment 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5668 Excuse me, do you know where the 'Rolling stones' concert is? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5669 Be apprised: 'here, 'slow and steady' doesnt mean squat. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5670 Look, it's only existential. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5671 I'm sorry your appointment was for 8:00am you are 4hours late. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5672 We'll have you out of your shell within a few days. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5673 The ‘Hare’ sent me. When do I start? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5674 You've got to take that jacket off first to go on the ride. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5675 Be honest, you only feel like you should have a gym membership. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5676 Yo Dude Did you already do the prequalification? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5677 You see, it’s just not in my wheel house 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5678 I'm sorry, but I think you're looking for the slow roll. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5679 Maybe you could do it - you did beat the hare. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5680 Let me remind you that this is not like racing hares. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5681 Your slow and steady skill set is probably best. It’ll keep you from flying off these things. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5682 Look, I know you beat the hare, but I don’t have any openings right now. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5683 The Rats always run too hard and too fast which is why we think you’d be a winner! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5684 This is the Rat Race... the hare is waiting for you down the block... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5685 Yes,we are an equal opportunity employer but this job still requires lots of agility. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5686 The beginning of the end of hustle culture. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5687 I guarantee you’ll achieve your goal weight or your money back. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5688 Tim, I just don’t think your remote work schedule is going to cut it. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5689 This test is only for physical injury, not home safety. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5690 We’re looking for people who are intrinsically motivated. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5691 Look, I know about you and the hare, but this is an exercise club, not a race. Sorry! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5692 Prove your worth, the suit doesn’t make the man 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5693 ‘We’d like to empower you to take the wheel and run your own race’ 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5694 We have room for one on the rotunda 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5695 This is not where I parked my car!! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5696 first month is free, then just $59 a month when you sign up for a year! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5697 This could be a turtle disaster. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5698 I didn't think you were going to make your appointment... Fortunately there's one left. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5699 Perhaps I can interest you in a flat monthly subscription fee? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5700 As a senior specialist, I'm looking for an opportunity to work independently." 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5701 This is one race you can't win. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5702 You are welcome to try it, however, I doubt that our liability insurance would cover you sir. David Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5703 We tried disrupting slow and steady, but now we're endlessly falling behind. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5704 This’ll help you come out of your shell. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5705 I thought I’d be OK with returning, but working at home was a lot less stressful. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5706 I can show you something that’s better suited for your speed! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5707 Why not? You beat the hare! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5708 Okay, but the next test is hiding from a hawk. Good luck to you all. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5709 You’re in luck, the slow-track wheel hasn’t been booked for this month. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5710 Tell us how your pandemic pivot inspired you to join tue rat race... 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5711 -Think!! don't compare us to your hare 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5712 So you’re the new trainer? They’ll definitely need some help on their form… 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5713 Sorry sir, it's vaccinated only. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5714 The CFO position at the Trump Organization has just become available 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5715 If you prefer, we have a private Jacuzzi. It's through those swinging doors, by the café… 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5716 Are you able to perform the duties of this job with or without accommodation? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5717 After taking our thrilling WhirlyWheel ride for a spin, may I suggest boarding our complimentary shuttle to WaterParkWorld? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5718 No, we do not have a changing room for you to undress. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5719 Your colleagues complained that you’re slow and that you’re a bit of a hard ass. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5720 Legal immigrants only. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5721 Most try to run fast. Can you curl up into a ball? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5722 Let me check that card again, please. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5723 I'm sure you will fit marvellously in our company. You wrote in your CV you had previous experience with our system, is that right? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5724 We have no rat racism problem here. Welcome aboard. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5725 This is the mice run. You're looking for the turtle and hare race. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5726 Bruce, I can't let you ride without a physical. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5727 Madam, you’ve come to just the right place! That’ll be 50$ for a ticket. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5728 As you can see, we’re a bit understaffed today… 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5729 I'd be interested in a trial membership... 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5730 Sorry, but this club is for men only, active, single, in their 40's, Republican, up to date with their vaccinations. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5731 Wanna give it a try? 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
5732 I can give you a discount, but only for you, not for any friends who are mice or bunny rabbits. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5733 Listen, I just don't want to give you the run around! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5734 sorry, but you don't have a rat's chance of winning 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5735 Maybe try hot yoga? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5736 Sorry, we rejected your manuscript "The Tortoise and the Harried. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5737 Okay, I took your advice. What's the plan now? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5738 This job is going nowhere Boss, I’ve gotta submit my resignation. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5739 I'm glad you saw my post. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5740 Late,as usual - you have some catching up to do. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5741 Do you have another gear? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5742 It says your beat a hare in your resume? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5743 so sorry, we have a minimum speed requirement 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5744 No, this is rat racing. Hare racing is in room 301. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5745 You’ll crack under the pressure! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5746 I’m not sure you qualify.” 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5747 Yes, you are a little late, but as you can see they are all being very patient. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5748 I gotta know... How did you beat the rabbit? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5749 The hare is three doors over. Sorry buddy, you're in the wrong metaphor. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5750 It says your strengths are steady and consistent? Maybe you can become another cog in the wheel. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5751 The mischief would like to shell out for some mindfulness coaching. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5752 It’s great that you are willing to try something new to get out of your shell! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5753 Sorry, this roller requires 3-5 years experience. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5754 Hi Leo, sorry but this is our moment. You can be our Splinter” 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5755 Yes, equality and equity are the same thing! Just get in there a run with everyone else. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5756 Don’t take it personally, we just have an unusually high turnover rate to meet. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5757 No , Buddy ! The four one is mine ! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5758 However, we will consider cross-species competition, after finishing a course of molting hormones. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5759 To succeed in this position you’re going to have come out of your shell. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5760 Unfortunately the experimental drug has its side effects on test subjects. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5761 What are you wheeling to do for this job? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5762 As you can see we’re all spinning our wheels to answer your question. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5763 Oh, you’re Mr. Squeaks? Pardon my surprise sir, from your resume I was expecting someone else 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5764 I was given a guarantee that this wheels will increase my speed by 10 fold… 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5765 I’m afraid we foresee your reputation creating a potential optics issue for us. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5766 Think you can replicate your success against the hare for this rat race? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5767 Late yet again. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5768 You probably should be seeded based on previous results, but you still need to qualify. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5769 You sure you wanna sign up?" "Of course! it's a race not Masterchef, dude 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5770 "I beat a hare in a race once, this is no problem for me." "Really? Normally I tell people 'don't reinvent the wheel' but for someone like you...I'd say knock yourself out." "Are you discriminating against me because of the colour of my skin?" 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5771 I did hear about The Hare, but this is a different gig. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5772 You must be this tall to ride this ride. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5773 Daily practice couldn't hurt. When's the big race? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5774 Look, I know you're used to open spaces and actually moving. But we've been doing it like this all these years and no complaints. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5775 Yeah-we've been training pretty hard because that same rabbit has been bopping us on the head! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5776 I need to know how it’s done 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5777 Sorry you’re too slow, but for what it is worth we tuned down the hare.” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5778 Sorry, it’s reserved. You’re 30 minutes late! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5779 We are trying out a new pace 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5780 If you land on your back just roll over. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5781 Rule number one: Thou Shell Not Be Late! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5782 I see your resume but it's not a marathon, it's a sprint. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5783 No way are you going to win 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5784 You'll have to pass a qualifying round to determine if you're eligible. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5785 Sorry to let you go, but you simply aren’t cut out for the gig economy. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5786 Sorry, Tortoise, the Hare has the treadmill scheduled for his workout. How about next Tuesday at 3:00p.m.? 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
5787 It's not fair - they've had a head start. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5788 It says here they'll get tired long before you do. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5789 No, it's not going to help your speed. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5790 I understand you've been working from home for a while, but we're all making the transition. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5791 Don’t be left behind! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5792 If that’s the circle of life, I’d rather be in Philly. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5793 The wheel doesn't have a slow speed 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5794 I'm afraid the rat race isn't for you. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5795 I'm sure that, with time, you can adapt to our corporate culture. Jake Ashburn, Columbus, Ohio 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5796 Sorry, but slow and steady won't win this rat race. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5797 No hare here, this is the rat race! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5798 Unfortunately, if we let you work from home, we'd have to let everyone work from home. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5799 No finish lines here yet, but we'll get around to it. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5800 And the rat left the race, to get the turtle’s take. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5801 At least the track is shorter than at the turtle races 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
5802 It's all about embracing HQ's vision. Do your job, get promoted" 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5803 Sorry. Slow and steady cannot win this rat race 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5804 They went a bit too Quickly. We’re looking for someone slower and harder 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
5805 Yes they’ll all be wearing one at the COVIDSafe Olympics. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5806 There is duckweed in this for you. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5807 I'm sorry but this summer we will need more power than you can generate. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5808 It's not a issue with the height requirement to ride. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5809 I see, you master our course of slowing down. Unfortunately, you are now excluded from this course. You would disturb the other members, they paid for the full rat race experience. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5810 Nah man, your too slow and too big! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5811 Sure you won the first race but you still have to train. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5812 So this is you. I know,not quite as exciting as racing a hare,but the team is great. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5813 When you lie on your resumé but still get the job 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5814 I'm sorry, you have to shed your shell to qualify? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5815 Sorry, this one is under turtle recall. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5816 We’re just running a few tests...will get back to you in a minute 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5817 That's exactly what the hare said. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5818 You asked us to reinvent the wheel. The result is more wheels. Plus parts and labor. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5819 Sorry. I just don't think you're going to find this fun at all. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5820 I’m sorry, but it was brought to our attention that your Twitter post on July 15th, 2017 violates our corporate code of conduct. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
5821 Yes. You still need to sign the waiver. @ 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5822 Leo, I should stick to training ninja turtles 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
5823 I know, I know, but we have to have a control group... 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5824 And then you run 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5825 Sorry, it's not like we're anti-reptilian or anything, but you just missed the deadline for membership. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5826 Study participants can’t use Nike TortoiseAir kicks with high-tech features . 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5827 I know that is what the rabbit said, but this isn’t a race 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5828 In what form do you want your stipend? Seeds, flies, cheese or Cryptocurrency? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5829 Yea, I used to do butt stuff. About 3-4 times a week actually. I had to stop recently because my asshole completely prolapsed. I had to put car air fresheners and febreeze up my ass to lessen the rotting shit smell that was emenating from my ass 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5830 Sorry, no one over one year old allowed. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5831 You think your up for this 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5832 You sure you can run a marathon? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5833 Hi Steve. Something tells me you do not want to come back to work. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5834 Just sign the waiver and you're good to go. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5835 I'll need you to sign this waive 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5836 There’s only one spot left. You think you got what it takes? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5837 We call it the agile method 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5838 It doesn't matter what you look like, what matters is the potential you have. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5839 I think we can catch you up to speed. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5840 I couldn't take it. You wanna try? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5841 There must be purpose to this race. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5842 I do appreciate that you have come a long way, but the Tortoise Games were four years ago. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5843 Just because you beat a rabbit you can’t pArticipate in this contest! 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
5844 Actually, in order to beat the hare, it's better for you to consult Aesop or even Zeno of Elea. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5845 You got this! Just ignore those other bozos. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5846 You’re going to need a cart to play in this foursome. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5847 No, I said YOU get on it! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5848 We'd like to increase diversity in our department, so I'm giving up my spot. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5849 Slow and steady? More like headaches and broken shells. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5850 We'll give the hare just a couple more minutes before we get started with the interview, OK? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5851 Whaddya mean-what’s the purpose? I don’t know—I just take names! Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5852 No one advances to the hare race until they pass the mouse wheel level. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5853 I’m slow,but still in charge 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5854 I'm afraid you weren't quick enough to apply. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5855 Where are the hares 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5856 You’re much faster than those fuckers. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
5857 They said if I didn’t do the wheel thing I’d have to buy health insurance from you. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5858 Yes I understand you have 96 years of experience but the rat race may not be for you. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5859 You must be Mr. Hare! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5860 It’s not the winning but the participation. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5861 I’m sorry, but you’re a little too turtle-y for the mice club. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5862 Um, sure, let me get you up to speed” 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5863 Didn't anyone warn you that you had to take your clothes off for the pole dance casting? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5864 You already have a home so you can’t compete ! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5865 Sorry, sneakers give you an unfair advantage. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5866 Am I in the right place for the Fat Race? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5867 I know what it looks like, but it's not the Tour de France, I swear. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5868 To enroll yourself into the rat race, you will need to be competitive! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5869 Do you wanna join the rat race? I don't recommend it 😁 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5870 Been there, done that. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
5871 Sorry the space is reserved for a hare. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5872 If he had trained here for another month, the snail could have gotten a silver. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5873 Sorry Mr. Tortoise, but HR says you are overqualified for this position since you beat the hare. I am afraid I am going to have to go with someone else. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5874 So now it says I got to race you too??? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5875 It's for the "slow", not for the "Slow". 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5876 This is for those who get round equal to them 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5877 We like to think of it as an immersive mind-body fitness experience. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5878 This won't help you against a rabbit. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5879 So with your gym membership you get the equipment and twice a week yoga 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5880 Sorry, bud, didn't you see the minimum height requirement for this ride? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5881 Sorry,this time slot is only for the elite athletes. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5882 We'll have you up to speed inno time at all, and the upside down is not in ghe finances. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5883 I'm Afraid D&EI Folks Have Overrated Our Capabilities 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5884 Breaking out of your shell is going to become redundant. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5885 Your name is Zeno, you say? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5886 If you lose anymore weight you will be a shell of your former self. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5887 Is this a shell-neutral gym? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5888 If you really think that it'll help us stay on our feet, we'll go ahead and place that order for 10 shells. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5889 Memberships start at $999 per month. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5890 It's the new gym! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5891 Switch to a spandex shell and then just do it. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5892 Look, we love that you're steady... 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5893 I'm sorry, this section is only for those who are vaccinated. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5894 We do this to lose weight, what's your excuse? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5895 Sorry, rodents only." 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5896 We told your trainer that protective gear was prohibited. You're out. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5897 While I'm sure that the shell offers some protection, we do still require that all spectators attending the Olympic wheel rat race wear a mask. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5898 Oh he's here... He's just taking a nap right now. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5899 The hare dropped out. It's your turn now 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
5900 They get nowhere fast, but it will take much longer. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5901 I don't think you're a good fit 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5902 Uh...I know it looks like there is a vacancy...but are you sure? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5903 Der blutnik ist meorkin. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
5904 Your Fitbit stats are in. You’re out. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5905 Sorry,but you can’t participate. You’ll screw up the results of this test. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5906 You see.. these are rat only hamster wheels. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5907 Given our current staff, all we're looking for is a warm body. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5908 Don't come around here no more. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5909 Why are you charging me double the rent? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5910 It says here you’ve been slow to join the “rat race”. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5911 You’re too much in your shell to join our team 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5912 That's what you get when you vote for a turtle-itarian leader 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5913 Organizations that lack empathy 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5914 A complimentary* personal training session is included with your membership package. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5915 How could they possibly have made you feel like a fifth wheel? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5916 This is the hamster wheel of euphoria. You want the easy does it merry go round. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5917 I don't care what's on your resume. Slow and steady ain't never win no rat race 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5918 Sorry mate, it's a mouse only today 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5919 You’re here for the Peloton work out? That’s the gym down the street. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5920 I understand, but what we really meant was wheel power. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5921 we have decided to unionise 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5922 My advice- start running now, pal. Get far away. Once you're in there it doesn't matter how fast you run. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
5923 As a boss I supervise and you work. What do you mean you're not getting paid enough?! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5924 Sorry, you're just not cut out for this roll. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5925 'sorry...this job is not for people who want to work from home' 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5926 I'm afraid that we have to let you go - slow and steady won't win this race. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
5927 If you shout ‘PARKOUR’ loud enough, you’ll fit right in 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5928 No, Paula, this has nothing to do with your age. We’re letting you go because you’re constantly late for rehearsals. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5929 How soon can you start? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5930 The psychological study on overcoming being in a shell was yesterday 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
5931 Our zoning initiative prohibits you from competing--and don't give me that critical race theory jive. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5932 Here for speed work? Let's make a plan. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5933 ... Yeah, no our last guy got the wheel of fortune gig, so we're really looking for an immediate start... 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5934 Well, since it's your birthday.... 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
5935 It's a nice change of pace from attacking your reflection. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5936 I know you beat the hare, but you’re not fast enough for this. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5937 Beating the hare means nothing here. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5938 As your personal trainer, I’ll have you racing rabbits in no time. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5939 Welcome to the Rat Race ride. That will be 3 tickets please! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5940 Testing is banned, but animal tryouts are still allowed - give it your best crack. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5941 We do have an opening, but you have to be able to run a four-minute mile . . . sorry. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5942 You wouldn't be a good fit. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5943 Sorry bud, the lazy river ended two weeks ago. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5944 Well yes, but we've all had our shots. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5945 Good try Calvin, but the company decided working from home doesn’t support a culture of overwork, exhaustion, and burn out. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5946 It’s called circuit training and it’s all the rage. High intensity. Low impact. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5947 Sorry, we are full. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5948 „Enter at your own risk!“ 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5949 So, it says here you once beat a hare in a race… 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5950 Memberships aren’t just for gym rats. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5951 Hey, hey, welcome back, Toby. Your right on time. Head down the hallway to your left. Look for the sign: "Turtles-n-Tortoises Hot Yoga and Meditation Nook 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5952 Dude, I’m sorry. They don’t make cleats in your size. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5953 If you find it difficult, just remember! You can always role on your shell. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5954 Who said they kill birds? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5955 I know you're one of the slowest creatures on earth, but you still have to get here on time. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5956 You’re not that guy, pal. You’re not that guy. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5957 The "far right" doesn't appear to know where they're going?! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5958 No pressure, just think of yourself as the independent variable. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5959 So you prefer to wait for the hare? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5960 „Shell we start?” 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5961 You just need to roll the wheel for the nth time..nothing much. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5962 You’re just not a good fit. Sorry to make you come all this way. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5963 we heard flexibility was on your résumé ? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5964 By no means is this a rat race. Mice have been in person since last June. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5965 Wanna make a fast buck? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5966 We’re all just tryin’ to get by. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5967 Crisis negotiations. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5968 Please sir, will you leave? They believe they're making progress. The truth will destroy them 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5969 Sir, I understand you that once beat the hare, but you shouldn't underestimate the rat race. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5970 Here are your SAT booklets. You have 8 hours to complete your test... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5971 Have you ever beaten a hare at a race? -same thing. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5972 Sir, it says right here in my rider that I don't have to do wheel work. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5973 Try it really - you'll get there faster. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5974 You can’t go on because you skipped too many leg days, Carl. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5975 Sorry, but I might admit the hare 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5976 Are you sure you are cut out for the rat race? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5977 You haven't been keeping up the pace at work and I'm afraid we have to let you go. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5978 You always win in the race with the rabbit? We'll deconstruct and reprogram you. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5979 Just don't complain to me about being left out of the loop again. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5980 So what would you say makes you "Googly?" 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5981 What's the record? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5982 Pace yourself Harold. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5983 After your win against the Hare, this should be easy for you. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5984 Roshambo? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5985 .Sorry i afraid your coworkers may rat you out for slow down the work process 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5986 Maybe you should go in to the arts field… 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5987 Your name is Leonardo? No way - my name is Splinter! Small world.. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5988 Don't worry, our list of demands is short. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5989 Since I'm already here, can I start in three days? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5990 We heard what you did to the hare...so no. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5991 If we allow into our research into the rat race you are going to skew the results. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5992 I needed a break from the rat race and you looked like you'd like to give it a try. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5993 hey asshole, this is tryouts for space jam 2. get the fuck out of here with your turtle bullshit. fuck you. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5994 Had I known, I would have come without my shell 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5995 The wire grills mean blood, sweat, and diarrhea are less of an issue. Anyways, I've got you down for a premium membership at $300 a month and what d'you think about that grass-fed beef subscription? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5996 We'll have it dry cleaned, see you in 5. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5997 I know I'm slow, but I at least I can see! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5998 I’m sorry, the $500 signing bonus ended when they announced unemployment benefits would stop. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5999 There's a cover charge. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6000 Can I direct you to our yoga zone? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
6001 What do you know about lean in? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6002 Smartwork Vs Hardwork 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
6003 I'm not sure cardio is the best exercise for you. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6004 Are you sure you want cancel your membership? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6005 Sorry, the “T” stands for Trans. But maybe I can get you in as a “+”. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6006 What makes you qualified for this job?? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6007 Hey buddy, we don't allow hares on these things either. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6008 Michelangelo is it? Sorry but we’ve decided to go in a different direction” 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6009 You won’t need that helmet for the spin class 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6010 Just entertain me for 5 minutes, I’m not going to talk 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6011 We are looking to slow things down 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6012 I'm sorry, everyone has to sign a waiver. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6013 Are you aware that rat race-speed triples in a second? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6014 You're applying for the trainer job, right? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
6015 Slow and steady wins the race 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6016 Thank you for this life changing opportunity, and please accept my resignation. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6017 Franklin? Nope, are you sure it was the rat race? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6018 Do you have references? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6019 It's an equal opportunity gig! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6020 You need to train like a Russian tortoise if you want to win that rematch. 1.1200 0.04090 100 91 6 3
6021 YOU fast, jump around. ME slow, but my smart phone puts me ahead. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6022 Why do you think I should be the one to test the slow-release drug? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6023 Sorry, this is just a rat race. You should try the rabbit run. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6024 I'm worried it will put you in a spin. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6025 I know you beat the hare, but you still don't meet the qualifying time for this event. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6026 Your resume is very impressive but I'm not sure you're up to speed with the newest tech 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6027 Sorry, I didn't realize Shell Don was how it was spelled when you called. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6028 I am not sure you have, what it takes to be a real winner at this job 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6029 in order for this device to pump your drinking and bathing water you must maintain a certain speed. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
6030 Sorry, no Hares permitted on our track. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6031 I'm glad that you answered the Ad, you'll be part of the control group, just do your best. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6032 I don’t care how you did against the rabbit, did you ever race a mouse? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6033 No, this gym does NOT offer annual memberships. Are you just flexing on your long lifespan? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6034 I don't think this will help you beat the hare. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6035 Amigo, I think you're in the wrong contest! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6036 "I've won harder races than this! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6037 Sorry, no protective gear allowed in this competition. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6038 Uh, they just don't think you're qualified. It's not your - uh - differences. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6039 I only compete with hares. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6040 You will be in the second wheel to the right and perform these three simple mousnastic tricks. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6041 To be accepted into this group, you have to come out of your shell. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6042 This area was designed for mice, but now we have to let anyone in. Anyway, you’d have to take off your shell, and we don’t have a locker big enough for it. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6043 Each to his abilities,each to his needs. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6044 We want someone like you to slow down the pace. The last one of us died at third wheel. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6045 Sure, we might be wasting our time if we were hares, but that was just the one time anyway. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6046 LGBT what ? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6047 I'm sorry but after reviewing your resume, I'm not sure you're a fit here at Treadmill Inc. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6048 You might want to start with a fitness trainer. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6049 Let me in.I bet with Hermes if i beat those guys, he's going to make a hot tub in my house too. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6050 I don’t think you’re going fit into this wheel AT ALL. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6051 We tried going ‘nowhere fast,’ just like you suggested. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6052 Not sure if you’ll be a good fit for team, but thanks for your interest 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6053 I don’t care if you’re a fucking turtle… It’s either this or Richard Gere’s ass. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6054 Sorry Timmy , you are scheduled to race Harry Hare today" 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
6055 It's simp!e. You give me the shell, I give you ten minutes on the wheel. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6056 We need your help. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
6057 Sorry Mr. Turtle, You're not in the running. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
6058 Welcome to the covid vaccine trials! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6059 I promise, I'm not gonna rat you out 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
6060 Don’t try to catch those guys. This is a marathon, not a sprint. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6061 I'm actually more interested in working on my slow-twitch muscles 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6062 Sorry but we're full. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6063 Predictability is controllability 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6064 YOUR LATE FOR YOUR NINE OCLOCK WHEEL. WE HAVE RULES! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6065 I’ll have you running faster than a hare. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6066 Every region plays Bingo a little different. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6067 Is this the pelo-turtle studio? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6068 Sorry, the hare was killed, so if you are are going to compete you will have to learn the treadmill. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6069 Hope you brought a good book to read....... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6070 I’m sorry, I’m afraid the position of rat racer has been filled. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6071 Come on turtle, time to spin! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6072 So, you're half rat and half ninja? Welcome to the team, son. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6073 Are you A. Hare? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6074 Yes, there is a fee here. May I suggest trying the shell game next door? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6075 Just an idea, but have you considered using PPE? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6076 We've decided to form a democracy. It's your turn to go now. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6077 Have you signed the release form? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6078 Sorry, we don't pay by the hour, we pay by the per hour. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6079 If you were to get this job, how do you propose slowing down the rat race? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
6080 thanks for getting me to come off the wheel, I was finding it difficult to run with this clipboard in my hands 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6081 You'd have to shell out for a bigger wheel" 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6082 well, you know the one about the tortoise and the hare? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6083 …and then my boss hired me. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6084 Would you like to check your baggage? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6085 You don’t need speed training to win. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6086 If we wanted 'slow,' we would have called. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6087 Now I understand why you always win 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6088 We're phasing out "lab rats." Can I put you down as "righteous reptile?" 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6089 I’m sorry, Jasper! You’re just not making your numbers! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6090 Look. When we advertised this race we explicitly said " no shells." 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6091 Proud Mary? We’ve been expecting you! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6092 You can start our free trial today. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6093 I think you are a hare to big for this rat race. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6094 Slow and steady may not be enough to keep the wheel turning. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6095 I think I'll start like this: "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6096 Sorry,you do not meet the criteria 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6097 Sorry - you can run but you can’t hide. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6098 Yes, you did arrive first, but Hare already booked the wheel through our app. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6099 They're at the Post 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
6100 As you can see there are many faults to being fast and nimble, for example to torture devices behind me. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6101 You’re not exactly the union buster I had in mind 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6102 And that’s why I decided to resign and move to a farm upstate. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6103 This is what happens when your car warranty is about to expire. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6104 We are looking for a real go-get-hare, happy to have you on the team. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
6105 See that's the problem, I don't think we can count on the competition to take naps everytime we need to win 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6106 No hares here 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
6107 It's not a matter of discrimination, it doesn't conform to your body type. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6108 Ummm…slow and steady won’t win. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
6109 Sorry, you'll have to remove your shell first. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6110 Proof of vaccination please 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6111 How did you even get into our cage? Anyways yeah this is our forward progress simulation chamber. The wheels are just an existential crisis made of wire. You can stay and watch if you want. Pervert. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6112 Well, you’re not telling me that Zen Wheels can’t be a thing! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6113 Listen, we don’t take naps! Walk away and you’ll protect your reputation about beating fleet-footed hares. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
6114 Vice President Hare says you're now ready for the real rat race. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
6115 Once I get started I'm pi energy. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6116 No, no, no, we're a private company. You want to apply at the GAO. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6117 Mr. Terrapin, we feel it's best you pursue opportunities elsewhere. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
6118 (whispering) "Nice costume, Greg! Now let's see if that's distracting enough for your competitors..." 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6119 But with our rotational system you do get paid time off 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6120 We appreciate your dedication, but the Board only cares about quarterly profits. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6121 They were too slow to get out of the rat race” 🐢 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6122 Sorry, you must be at least forty inches to enjoy this ride 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6123 Welcome to corporate world we will rate you on skills you don’t have n give you an A- 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6124 How's your acceleration? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6125 Auditions are over... 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6126 Once again please--Slow and Steady? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6127 No sir. This IS Work-From-Home. You already have yours on your back. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6128 As you can see,it may not be “free” per se. But at least it’s quick and easy. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6129 No, no you are perfect; we need to just slow down everything. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6130 Hey, gimme a break. I'm the guy that dusted the rabbit clown. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6131 Like I said, you missed your reservation and we don’t offer refunds without 24 hours notice. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6132 Don’t you have a drop in rate for non-members? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6133 It doesn’t hurt to talk about it” #mentalillnes 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6134 I'm sorry--I just don't think you'll be a good fit for our corporate culture. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6135 I am here to register my self in ratrace and win this time 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6136 Can I see your resumé? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6137 I’d let you in, but it is required that you fall on your feet, so… 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6138 Don't worry, it's about endurance, not speed 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6139 ‘Slow but steady’ really isn’t part of the culture here at rtRcr. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
6140 I know you're looking for work, but the turtle run was last week! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
6141 it's not a race 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
6142 So, what inspired you to get out of your shell? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
6143 It's fast. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
6144 Don't worry Ian Civil, you'll learn as fast as you can imagine 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
6145 For your weight group, you'll need to book two wheels. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6146 How did you know the Hare had left? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6147 You'll need to do an hour a day on the wheel if you're going to stand a chance against the hare! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6148 Remember, slow and steady 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6149 All are regulars are sick and it’s a choice between you and the sloth ,break in 10 minutes! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6150 I don't think slow and steady is going to do much for you in a rat race. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6151 I understand but corporate requires everyone to sign a waiver. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6152 Well, it’s not a race you see. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6153 The rabbits haven’t been vaccinated yet. We mice got ours in the Pfizer lab 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6154 Umm, sorry wisdom- looks like you're not on the list... we know what we are doing here... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6155 So I see on your resume you best a rabbit 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
6156 It’s not about speed or miles. It's just therapy. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6157 Do I work the rest of the day or leave immidiately 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6158 I know you’ve already won a race, but there’s always room for improvement. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6159 I'm sorry,you have to be at least THIS tall to proceed. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6160 Yes, Mr. Foreman, Sir. They've all had the Safety First training, but they just won't slow down. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6161 Do you perhaps have a hare to jump start you ? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
6162 We’re testing for speed here, not exactly your nomenclature is it?” 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
6163 Sorry. It would be like, you know, the square peg in a round hole.' 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
6164 Do you think the hare is taking a day off? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
6165 Upcoming version of rat race. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
6166 What took so long? I've been waiting on this indictment for six years. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
6167 Tell me what the reward is again? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6168 Really? You’re out of waiver forms? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6169 Sorry, it's by time, not by steps 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6170 you will only fit on your back, is that OK? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6171 These guys can’t all be wrong and it’s only two dollars an hour 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6172 Although you have won you last major race,we still need you to test for “back-to-office-hardships”. Good news is we don’t have a deadline. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6173 Sorry! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6174 After a few sessions, you'll be able to get rid of that bulky clothing. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6175 So, instead of walking the wheel today, I'd like you to create some regression tables in R. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6176 It's only until he comes out of traction... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6177 Perhaps the Pool or Tanning Bed might be a better place to begin your Health and Wellness Program? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6178 My buddy the Hare said you really know how to roll 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6179 I'm sorry, but they are not hares, and this is not a race." 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6180 It was festina lente I really wanted to model, but I could only do gradatim ferociter. Thank goodness you’ve arrived—please show them. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6181 ¿Estás seguro que quieres aprender a hablar inglés con “open english”? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6182 We’re shifting to focus more on consistency and would love your perspective. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6183 Sorry, we're looking for someone a little less in their shell. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6184 ...and then you say 'banana who?' and I say 'orange who...' wait... orange who? orange you? Orange you glad. Whoops, messed that up. Anyway, your wheel is ready. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6185 I'm afraid you don't qualify for the energy-production discount. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6186 I to quit, the City is reopening and I have a cousin in pizza. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6187 I can't let you use the equipment until you sign the waiver of liability. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6188 It's so easy you don't even have to look at other participants to do it... 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6189 Give the hair one of these babies and I guarantee you'll win the race. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6190 You'll need to speak to the Diversity and Inclusion team on the 18th floor. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6191 Are you really sure you're up for this challenge? I'm just saying! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6192 Speed is not a factor. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6193 So this is our new hybrid working model... what do you think? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6194 Seriously it's all about the process! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6195 Sorry buddy, the Tortoise vs. Hare race is over. Peter The Rabbit won it by forfeit 3 days ago". 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6196 - The other team members are more hurtle than turtle, and we're hoping your presence will help rein them in a bit. - I'm actually a tortoise, but I think I understand what you need. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6197 You're a bit overqualified and we feel pose a flight risk. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6198 They think you’re a demon 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6199 We have been seeing your reports and your efforts have been lacking 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6200 Where ya goin’. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6201 Please, call me Superboss 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6202 OK, I will sign your graduation certificate. Be a good rat out there! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6203 Ted, We all know this is not your favorite event, but your wheel awaits. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6204 - Just free your mind! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6205 Uh- well I know we said we're looking for diversity but can you dance? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6206 Maybe you can crack the code. We I don’t know how to make it go anywhere. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6207 You don't have my 10 o'clock trampoline reservation? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6208 I want to begin my workout time slowly. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6209 sorry you're overweight 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6210 Yes, we do offer an introductory lesson. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6211 Take me through this again step by step - what did you expect was going to happen? 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
6212 I am NOT discriminating against Hard Shells 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
6213 Pfizer’s gone rats 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6214 I’m sorry. Our response to global warming and the recent record-breaking temperatures is going to require more oomph than you can provide. Our electrical grid and AC depend on it. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6215 If you’re quick on your feet and comfortable feeling upside down, the job’s yours. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6216 I'll be in the changing room, if I'm not back it's because I had time to reflect on things, you fellas just go on. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6217 Open for Sale : Tred- trot -turtle -tumbler! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6218 Would it help if I told you they were really hares? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6219 I’m a drop out from the mouse race 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6220 Want to try our new wheel of whip around? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6221 Well played, my friend 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6222 Are you here to apply for our job posting? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
6223 They call him a champion, but he feels like a fake. He needs to train. That slow and steady shtick won't work again. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
6224 Sure, you can choose your wheel, we even got wheels in Hawaii. Just sign here. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
6225 I have not seen any hare, but you can run through hoops with us. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6226 Have you heard? "Fast and frenetic wins the race!" 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
6227 This is a hi-speed track fella! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6228 I’ll give you another chance, but if you can’t keep up I’m going to have to let you go. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6229 I know I can beat a hare, but three blind mice. … 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6230 Your to slow to ride the hamster wheel 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6231 You want a reference? Talk to the Hare! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6232 You needn't worry... 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6233 No you can't play, we are the rat race 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6234 Our insurance company wants us to reduce our average speed. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6235 We would love to accommodate you, but turtles are simply not limber enough. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6236 Turning these tracks generates electricity. You took a wrong turn on the race track. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
6237 Sorry, we're testing recruits to power up 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6238 No, the hare doesn't work out here either. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6239 Thanks for coming, we need some stability in the group. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6240 I'm here for the cheddar. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6241 Remember, this is a Judgement Free Zone! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6242 In your resume you say that you beat a hare. Do you have any documents to prove it? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6243 you're slower than the others so maybe you should get on now to practice 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6244 You think you can as well here as with the hare? 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
6245 We are bringing you on in the hope of demotivating some of our more over zealous employees. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6246 We feel you need you to come out of your shell to fit in... 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6247 You might not come in first, but you'll beat that jumping hare. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6248 Sorry, you can’t ride! Your last speeding ticket is overdue! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6249 I'm afraid you'll feel like a third wheel. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6250 The job description clearly stated that this position requires more than 50% travel. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6251 This is not the hares class. You will need a miracle to catch up. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6252 Don't worry,...you can always set your own speed on our exercise wheels. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6253 The hamsters rented to us their fast-paced oversized accommodations for the summer." 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6254 Yes we have an opening. Our DC Generators require 102 RPM minimum. Do you have references? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6255 Sorry,slow and steady doesn’t apply hare 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
6256 Any question?.. good, Now go to the cloakroom n take off your shell, then come back to start your training by this treadmill at very low speeds, ok؟ let's roll 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6257 A lot of people think the hare race is the big draw, but the rat race!? Buddy it doesn't get bigger! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6258 Skipping exercise again because of cramps? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6259 So what it's a rat race? Anyone with basic 'scales' can 'shell out'. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
6260 Why are you doing this to yourselves?”, the tortoise questioned. “It is our only way of finding purpose within captivity”, the mouse replied; “you never know what you’re going to find at the end of a run. It’s almost always disappointing, but you never know! 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6261 So you say you can beat any species at its own game? Okay, let's see where this goes. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6262 Master Splinter’s origin story 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6263 So how does the growth look like here? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6264 Are you the new covid vaccine developed in an underdeloped country? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6265 @newyorkermag “you register for that activity with the hare” 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
6266 Are you cool with being a little out of your comfort zone? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6267 It says here on your resume that you’re a fast learner. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6268 I'm sorry, our work requires a fast pace mindset on innovation to beat the competitors" 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6269 Join the rat race - we have unlimited PTO! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6270 I have a big race with a hare coming up I need to train for 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6271 Just ask the rabbit who won the race. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6272 Sorry, you don't qualify for this Olympic event. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6273 I can train you for the marathon. C’mon, get out of your shell.! 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6274 Are you sure you want to do this? Slow and steady wins races, too. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6275 scientology :( 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6276 Try it om your back, you won't have to run. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6277 I regret that for safety's sake, there's a tail-length requirement. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6278 How are you at pacing yourself? The other candidates can't seem to slow down. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6279 Not me, but when the hare gets here: he loves a rat race! 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6280 When your request to keep working from home gets turned down 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6281 Don't worry. We will follow all the procedures. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6282 I know ,slow and steady’ wins the race, but I don’t think this is going to work out. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6283 Are you sure Shelly? @faiseydaisy 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6284 Ok, we have work to do. When is this race happening? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6285 As the story goes, if you land on your back you can't get up. You might try climbing around atop a rock covered flower garden to reduce your stress. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6286 Sorry, I understand you need to up your racing time, but our spinning class is full. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6287 Your cousins were taught karate by a rat? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6288 If you can be on time for your shift, I can be on time for my next a-MAZE-ing job. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6289 I'm sorry, but we have a 20mph minimum. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6290 You have a recommendation from Hare ?! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6291 What did you think we meant when we stated ‘rat race’ in our job posting!?! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6292 But master, the slower I go, the farther I get. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6293 These days, it's fast and foolhardy that wins the race. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6294 Everyone try to be G, untill OG appears. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6295 I can see that you drew a wild card and that you want to come out of your shell... but still... 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6296 If you are not wearing a mask I cannot let you in 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6297 Our insurance doesn't cover turtles and frankly, you would not enjoy the speed. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6298 Sure, you can try, but even my best guys can't outrun her. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6299 Cute story. But we don’t work in morals. We work in reality. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6300 I appreciate you stopping by with your resume Leonardo, but you don't fit the job description. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6301 Slow but steady didn't help me. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6302 Forget about it. It doesn't matter than it worked with the hare. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6303 Slow and steady will always win the race 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6304 I’m sorry sir, we’ve had a difficult time filling the fourth wheel since Terry left to pursue his acting career. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6305 yeah, spin class is $400 a month, but hey, let me know if you can find cheaper in The Village. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6306 Yes, I get it. Inverted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I understand. It's not funny. It's not cute. My friends are getting hurt. Please let us go. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6307 To not be roundabout, you simply don’t meet the job requirements. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6308 This ride's a bit scary. You might prefer Running with the Hares. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6309 We don't expect you to win, but we'll be noted for our diversity 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6310 Sorry, Aesop. It’s a reject. Your premise is a one on our plausibility scale. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6311 I’m sorry, but there is a 30 minute time limit on the treadmills, and it would take you that long to climb into it! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6312 Sorry, but Tuesday is our Rats Only promotion. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6313 It’s called a level playing field 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6314 I was expecting a gym rat; not Tom the turtle! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6315 Jab certificate plz 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6316 When I said dress for the job you want not the job you have this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6317 I wouldn't go in one of those wheels. Only 1 out of 4 escape 'em 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6318 Unfortunately, you did not qualify for the 2021 Olympic team this year 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6319 You have somewhere else to go? What does that mean? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6320 We have very strict membership requirements. No Catholics. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6321 Sorry,It is private club for homeless only 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6322 Being overly hungry for dinner out has created some challenges for our staff. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6323 Sorry, Frank, but Jackie Robinson aside, these hamster wheels are still segregated. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
6324 Who and where is banksy?! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6325 How’s your vision? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6326 Sorry, the hares didn't show up. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6327 Fees are $10/month, no contract, you get a towel...but you gotta leave the shell in your locker. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6328 The victory over Achilles in your CV means you are up to the job, but I wonder how well you'll fit socially in the team. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6329 What you need is our Special on turtle rotations! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6330 Howdy! One-quarter turn times four equals one turn for you. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6331 We love your motto of ‘slow and steady wins the race’ and are offering you a place on our Olympic Team 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6332 We have a Covid 19 special this month only. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6333 Sorry, this is a rats only race. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6334 You see…the idea is to start slow. I see some potential in you…you’re gonna go places! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6335 What is your greatest weakness?". "I become impatient when projects run beyond the deadline! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6336 I’m sorry, we can’t offer you the loan. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6337 You missed the last meeting. Are you sure you're up to speed? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6338 Our date was for seven darling but I’ve got to keep rolling with the boys. Olympics coming you know. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6339 It provides a nice workout if you protect your head 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6340 I'm sorry, company policy requires you to purchase two wheels. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6341 We will train you for the rat race but then you’re on your own. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6342 Sorry Bud. No entry without a valid vaccine certificate. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6343 Members only club. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6344 uh, welcome...while we don't require a mask....you got any id? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6345 You must be the guy who beat Achilles. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6346 You'll love the instructors. Low monthly fee. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6347 Multiple offers only. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6348 Look, there’s no ladder to climb here, our workers report feeling stuck in a rut. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6349 Your performance on this standardized test will reflect on our school. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6350 Sorry Sir, no shaken, only stirred. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6351 No, I have not seen a hare run thru here. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
6352 Slow and steady” may be a useful qualification for races that you can win, but our opening is for the rat race. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
6353 These are congressmen practicing to go around in circles for legislation. You are too slow to get involved 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
6354 I'm not so sure "slow and study" wins this kind of race. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6355 You cleared this with your doctor? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6356 Well OK. But you'll need to sign this liability waiver first. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6357 But I got another race coming up! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6358 I'll be honest, it's hard to see you doing well in a rat race. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6359 Listen, you've got to forget what you learned before; slow and steady does not win the race. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6360 Think you can keep up the pace? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6361 We normally charge per round but we can agree a fixed price that works for both 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6362 I’m sorry we’re looking for someone more qualified for the position. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6363 The first week is free 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6364 You’re too slow... 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
6365 We all start somewhere, and your somewhere is today. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6366 Me at Barry’s 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
6367 And you are absolutely certain you tested this product on a diverse group of customers, Mr. Turtle? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6368 Yes, your groupon is valid; I'm just not sure you have what it takes to join *this* spin class. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6369 Whaddya mean I won't fit? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6370 Looked kid no matter what you do: don’t take any naps. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6371 And that's how you make your own mark. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6372 The annual exercise contract you signed last week clearly states on page 66 paragraphs 137 that “lack of use” is not a justifiable cause for cancellation, thus denying you eligible for a refund of your $10,000 deposit 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6373 Listen, I’ve told you before, you’re not getting any runaround from me. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6374 Sorry no cash. Buy your tickets when you enter. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6375 I think the turns would be a little tight. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6376 Well, if the wheel fits... 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6377 I'm not running a shell game here. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6378 They're way, way too fast for me. Any ideas 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6379 Later than sooner the rat race ends. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6380 Welcome to orientation I’ll be getting you started today 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6381 Your not fast enough to run on the wheel. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6382 Are you attracted to cheese? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6383 So, Melvin, tell me, what makes you want to join this health club? 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6384 I don’t see your reservation. Are you sure you signed up for spin class? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6385 You were just a hare away from getting the job, if that makes you feel any better. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6386 Please remove your shell before playing on wheel 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6387 rats only 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6388 There’s a 30 minute limit. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6389 Don’t worry, we were all different before entering the system 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6390 Where were you?! Since you missed rehearsals, you’ve been recast as a rat. Can you run? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6391 It says here on your resume, that you ran cross country on your university team. Would you care to provide a demonstration? 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6392 Slow is smooth smooth is fast. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6393 Uh, I wouldn’t even try it. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6394 Dear Rat Friend, don't let your life be round, dizzying and cyclonic. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6395 The hare’s waiting at Track #3. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6396 Are you vaccinated? and if so, let me see your agility. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6397 I'll need to see your government issued I.D. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6398 “This isn’t your run-of-the-mill job, but you can take it slow.” 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6399 I get it, really I do, and I would totally add you to this important consumer testing of our NEW SPECTACULAR ENERGY DRINK!.. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6400 Sorry Max, you just don't have the flexibility for this kind of high-stakes testing. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6401 Be careful not to go too fast or you could end up flat on your back. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6402 Disclaimer:- Though you will either tumble and plunge or you will scurry along the way, yet we will still take your resume in account. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6403 Happy New Year! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6404 Did you get your covid shot 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6405 Sorry mate! Speed and agility for this gig. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6406 Yes, you may doff the shell. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6407 You try the Rat Race, I give up! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6408 You will do fine, Myrtle. These are zero gravity training wheels. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6409 We have a special wheel reserved for your type. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6410 Remember, it's against the rules to fall on your back 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6411 Lifetime membership means 2 years, Sir. Max. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6412 I will take care of your shell while you spin. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6413 Yes, you can try slow and steady, but it won’t be as much fun. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6414 In your case, I wouldn't say you need much of a warm-up or cool-down. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6415 We need a ringer for a relay race against hares. You in? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6416 It’s either this or there’s one slot left for the hares’ race. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6417 The job description was for go-get-it-ness, not slow steadiness. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6418 We don’t have avatars in this game 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6419 Really? We hadn’t thought about these being used for performance art, but if you’d like to give it a go, have at it! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6420 Look, it’s not a shell game! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6421 We are all looking for a safe place to work out during the pandemic. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6422 Perhaps you are better suited to sticking with hare racing? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6423 We’re trying to think long term. You say you could offer a fresh look at sustainability? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6424 As you can see, things aren’t exactly working out smoothly and we’ll need someone with a different pace and perspective on this. So when are you joining? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6425 As you can see we're still in the prototype stage but we'll get there. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6426 Look at the funbags on that hosehound 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6427 But the perks here are incredible! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6428 Listen Dave, these turtle wheels aren’t working for us. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6429 No, the ad said 'racing in the ring,' not 'basting in the ring.' 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6430 It's not if you win or lose, it is how you play the game 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6431 Boss sez ''no bearing insurance, no riding" - and that's final! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6432 And frankly, I think you’re far more suited for these machines.” 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6433 Shed the shell and you’re in. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6434 You won the rabbit?? Really??” 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6435 We’re real sorry, but you didn’t make the cut. Your speed is simply not up to par. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6436 Your resume is great, but we're looking for someone with some experience under their belt 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6437 hell on wheels. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6438 I’m not sure you’re the right fit for the ratstronaut training program. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6439 Oh we are aware of your last victory but didn't we mention that we need candidates for RAT race? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
6440 You can do it as soon as we have engineered a couple big enough for both you and the hare. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6441 Can the Hare give us a reference? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6442 No sir, our rates are by the hour, not by the revolution. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6443 I’m more of a back-of-the-pack pace person. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6444 We let the last guy go because the rat race got to him. What makes you think you can do better? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6445 ‘Sorry. You can’t run until you lay off the green stuff’ 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6446 You had your induction day, so you should be ready for this. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6447 I don't think this will help you. My advice is to keep it simple...slow and steady. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6448 I'm sorry but you are too tall for this ride. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6449 You’ve got that shell. We have to run. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6450 So sorry. My feeling is your act will be too slow for the room. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6451 When do the rabbits start? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6452 I'm sorry, but you must be at least 4" tall to ride this wheel. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6453 Are you here for the turtle soup interview? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6454 It’s your call, but I don’t think this is right for you. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6455 We tried the hare, but he wouldn't fit on the wheel. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6456 You can give it a go if you take off that carapace 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6457 I passed the treadmill test... 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6458 Yeah...we are going to have to look into a different training regimen for your upcoming race against the hare. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6459 So, you want to beat the hare? 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
6460 I’ll see what I can do man, but it’s not looking good 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6461 I see your record is squeaky clean. You'll fit right in. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6462 Now, I’m afraid this position does not allow you to work from home. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6463 We think differently! But you don’t fit in! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6464 If it stops spinning, you're dead. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6465 Please don¨t Overspeed it! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6466 Pssst...with your physique just wedge it. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6467 What we're dealing with here is the Universal Law of Physiques. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
6468 Too fast for me. I’ll take my chances. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6469 It’s only $19.99 a month! 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
6470 Some of the new hires used to work remotely 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6471 We've reconfigured the workplace post-pandemic. We were sure you continue work out of your home as always. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
6472 Remote WFH employees coming into the office once a year 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
6473 This motherfucker . . . 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6474 Please sign me up, please I beg You! I've tried so much, Mr. Mouse, to get rid of my shell! Do You think it might come off, if I really spin hard??? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6475 STOP! I think these may be a tad too fast for you. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6476 This sweet little machine can be yours for a hunk of Swiss and a monthly bag of peanuts for a couple of years. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6477 Of course, you wil be working from home. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6478 I assume you are here for the Diversity & Inclusion exercise? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6479 No thanks, I've opted out of the rat race. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6480 You are too big to win!! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6481 I just felt trapped in that cage, but I'm sure you can't relate. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6482 This is all you have to do. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6483 Someone greased the wheels. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6484 I think you misunderstood out "Get our of you COVID shell!" promotion 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6485 I’m level headed. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6486 We don’t have a monthly rate, per se. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6487 I promise you won’t fall! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6488 I am warning you, it spins wheely wheels fast 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6489 Our insurance doesn’t cover shells, is that okay? 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
6490 Look, you signed the terms and conditions page. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
6491 Can I see a rapid test, sir? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6492 Given your experience, do you think life is a race? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
6493 This isn't FAIR They got a HEAD START 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6494 It's not about performance, the company believes your skillset is better fit for quality assurance. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6495 Here, at the world's greatest retailer, a 3-hour bathroom break is certainly Time Off Task. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6496 Hey Bud, I’m creating space for a new perspective and a new voice. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6497 I’m sorry, but I told HR no more turtles! 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
6498 I know our ad said that we are inclusive, but sadly you don’t qualify for the job. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6499 Mr Tortoise, this is your prize for winning against the rabbit. An entry level job at our firm. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6500 I am afraid we dont have a slower one for you 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6501 Our Accessibility Compliance progress is slow but steady. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6502 we need to put you into a developmental program. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
6503 Sooo uhhh whatta think wanna take a quick spin? Just sign here ... 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6504 It's not you, it's me.......also, you just aren't my type! 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
6505 Have I got a deal for you! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6506 I apologize. I cannot let you in. Your name is not on the list. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6507 I'm sorry, but the repairman is on his way. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6508 What we Lack in diversity, we excel in Activity! And it comes with a Free Continental Breakfast! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6509 I got off from the treamill in order to read the USA Constitution to you giving you the freedom to get out of your shell! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6510 Don't be intimidated. It's a slow process when you start out. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6511 As you know, we’re looking for a burnout consultant. The team is excited about your application. To start, can you tell me more about your ‘Slow and Steady’ philosophy? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6512 Sorry. For mice only. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6513 I’m sure someone will circle back soon and get you up to speed. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6514 You're a strong applicant for our senior citizen recruitment initiative. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6515 We run and roll, but slow would work too especially in the present scenario 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6516 «Ready for the slow life, quitting the rat race. Don’t be fooled cause all that glitter ain’t gold my friend, please sign here” 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6517 Before the Peloton there was the wheel. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6518 The third quarter is usually the slowest. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6519 Welcome to the fast and furious squad, your speed come highly recommended. . 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6520 We totally understandable your concerns, but believe me, we don’t subscribe to the awful stereotypes about what happens to a turtle when it’s on its back. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6521 Your CV's great, but in a start-up we're all about attitude. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6522 Sir, I’m afraid your win against the hare won’t help 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6523 Your obstruction is our downfall 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6524 Your resume surely listed ‘can fit into tight places’ as a skill. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6525 We pay 50 for testing the wheel. 10 extra if you are faster than any mouse in here. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6526 Systemic inequalities 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6527 A one year membership is standard. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6528 This company is committed to diversity hiring, but after that you're on your own. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6529 The world is tumbling around you. It’s no time to go into a shell. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6530 We were expecting the “cheese” turtle. (Lissemys punctata) 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6531 Its style points snd not speed ! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6532 How about we call it The New Porker? 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
6533 But we like working from home. If it’s ok with you, we’d rather stay here 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6534 I opened for Celine Dion and you're telling me I can't do this? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6535 I promise, there will be no hares competing. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6536 Listen…this is just for professionals. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6537 I'm sorry, but you are not on the list. You will have to download the Soul Circle app and make a reservation. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6538 if you fall it would be a hard fall? 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
6539 Getting in shape for the hare. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6540 We don’t discriminate. You’re just not a good culture fit. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6541 You’ve gotta be better than these schmos. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6542 Call the manager My wheel does not take me anywhere 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6543 Turtle Wisdom 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6544 I can't promise it'll turn you into a hare, but maybe it's worth a try. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6545 You sure you wanna try this? That guy on the end is landing upside-down. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6546 You can't bring your home to the gym. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6547 Get back up there mousey, you're getting fat again and since you won't watch what you eat, you at least need to exercise more. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6548 Feel free to reach out with any questions. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6549 Before you can enter, you'll have to sign this shell-liability form." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6550 I understand you beat the hare, but he has it reserved. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6551 We'll, Earl. Slow but steady might be your ticket to winning. Hope you can stay on the wheel. Good luck! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6552 Look, Tim, I’m real sorry to have to let you go, but you’re just not able to meet the minimum speed metric. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6553 We do have a vacant space, Sir. But I doubt you might not be fine with the spinning thing. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6554 Maybe you'll do better. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6555 Why did you sign up for this study, Rat? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6556 No you cant go in a wheel. I know it looks like fun but you are the wrong shape. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6557 Listen, the interview went well but you're 20 years old, have no physical abnormalities, and absolutely no training in Ninjitsu. We'll keep your details on file for future opportunities. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6558 It wouldn't be fair. You tested positive for THC. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6559 White privilegie not allowed. Reeducation camp that way 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6560 Hi, thanks for being a new member of Amazon Treadmill. You will be completing 300 revs per hour. Now, we will relax your hourly total since I hear you have no problem knocking out our daily total... 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6561 Based on your job history with Amazon, I’d say you’re the perfect candidate for this job. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6562 Your resume is impressive, but can you keep up with the academic rat race? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6563 Your resume says you have experience judging the speed of rodents, but you won a race against a hare once! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6564 Why not? Where do I begin? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6565 You made a wrong turn somewhere. Run! Run for your life! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6566 Under our affirmative action plan, you will bet in laps per hour like all the others. Anita Barlow Edmond, Oklahoma 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6567 You’re slow. You might not loop the loop but hide in your shell and if you bonk around, you will be safe.” -my 6 year old daughte 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6568 We saw what you did to the hare and we are not sorry to say that you don't qualify. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6569 It's not always like this, today's pretty slow. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6570 Sorry but you must be 'THIS' fast to ride this coaster. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
6571 Your resume was very impressive. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6572 May I play too? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6573 Sorry, you don't meet our profile. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6574 You don't want to miss arms day. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6575 Aw, c'mon. What's there to be afraid of? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6576 You want to be in a roller coaster ride? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6577 I'm sorry but the treadmills are all reserved for warm-blooded creatures only. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6578 May I see your ID, please? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6579 I have to something renewal to deny the climate deniers 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6580 You’ll be surprised 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6581 Your portfolio, please? And... Are you vaccinate? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6582 You seem to be well prepared for this job 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6583 We are too fast for you, I'm sorry 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6584 Lucky Turtle won’t have to enter the rat race, slow and steady, but will actually get somewhere. Live like no one else so that later you can live like none else 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6585 See! We can also turn turtle 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6586 I’m not saying we can’t find a place for you here it’s just that your skills don’t really seem to match your resumè 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6587 Oh, never mind, you do not have to sign the waiver. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6588 This is amphetamines- opioids is down the hall. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6589 We're sorry, you just don't embody our company's core values. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6590 Slow and steady wins the rat race. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
6591 Fast did not work 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
6592 Sure, you can buy a ride, but it only goes as fast as you go. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6593 Okay, now, do you happen to know this hare's personal best in a 25.K? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6594 This IS the rat race. We don’t need a “we carry all we need” fresh prospective. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6595 All rock, no roll. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6596 I think you better sit this one out. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6597 I hear your company got rid of its office and is now fully WFH. Here’s my resume. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6598 they teach that slow and steady wins the race in our elementary school, but all they make us do is run, it's a hoax actually! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6599 it says here you beat a rabbit before 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6600 Well, the Hare decided to go to another gym, so.... 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6601 I'm sorry, but your PIN number is not on our list. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6602 Now it’s your, but don’t try to keep up you’re never win the race! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6603 You'll be fine, just start off slow. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
6604 I wouldn't fight for this one.... 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
6605 I'll need to see your Learners Permit. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6606 That's the beauty. You're the IBO. You never even touch the product. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6607 Look,you’ll fall. And hit your shell. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6608 Normally I'd say no, but you do have great reference from the hare. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6609 … and the KPIs are reasonable. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
6610 Are you ready to begin your 360 review? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6611 Sorry. Steady is good, but slow just won’t cut it. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
6612 We could set you up with a month to month, but if you’re truly serious about your commitment to health, I think I can get you a great year yearly rate. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
6613 You’ll have to talk to HR about the home insurance policy coverage 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6614 Everyone gets the jitters their first day, it's normal. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6615 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer our weight room? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6616 Contest said clearly, cheese eaters only. You're not a cheese eater. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6617 I'm sorry sir, we don't care what your speed is, protective gear is an unfair advantage. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6618 I'm sorry Mr. T, but you failed the run test. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6619 I’ve got 10 minutes for you on the wheel and then I’m off to Hot Yoga. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
6620 Sorry, you just don't have the qualifications since the YUGO was discontinued." 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6621 You know the drill 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6622 I wouldn’t judge if I were you. Do you know what happened to the hare? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6623 I expected to be competing with a hare. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6624 You have the endurance. It’s all about agility, then that hare will have nothing on you. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6625 Looks like Mr. Hare isn’t showing up again today, so go ahead and use number 3. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6626 We are testing the hybrid office model. Two days a week on wheel,spaced six feet apart. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6627 I'm sorry. Our exercise wheels are calibrated for speed workouts. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6628 Hold on speedster, you forget - training wheels! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6629 Subscription is $100 USD a month, we have the best machines in the state, when do you wanted start? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6630 I’m sorry to say, they still don’t qualify for a standard APR. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6631 You need to take off the shell prior to getting into the wheel 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6632 And health insurance is not included in the job offer. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6633 So you say running solves nothing? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6634 I promise it’s rent controlled. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6635 This is your day 1 training for the Achille’s challenge 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6636 Thank you for coming in today. That one about you and the hare ought to inspire a more sustainable work pace. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6637 The American dream. Work hard play hard. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6638 I'm sorry, but our union bylaws are clear "no exoskeletons can play" 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6639 Sorry you are too big to enter here 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6640 I know you have the heart to win,but with no finish line,slow but steady will not win. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6641 Could I see your references please? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6642 We do have one available but I don’t think you will meet out minimum speed requirements. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6643 Mrs. Hare spoke very highly of you, she said you used to work with her great grandfather? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6644 This is my first time at the gym, can you show me around? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
6645 Rest asssured, Sir, this is not a discriminatory action. We just can't turn our machines down slow enough to accommodate someone like you. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6646 It is really great fun. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6647 Have you been doubly-vaccinated? 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
6648 17,take it or leave it 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6649 I'm sorry, I haven't heard of the hare. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6650 Sorry, dude. Let me call my supervisor. We have you down for the low demand shift. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6651 What, you've never heard of turning turtle? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6652 All the machines go kinda fast, so maybe... 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6653 It seems like the killer connected some sort of perpetual motion device to these wheels. Unfortunately, we can't figure out how to stop them, and right now it's just too dangerous to move the bodies. I'm sorry for the loss of your mouse children. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6654 Ok but we need to hurry. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6655 What do you mean she's gone? We had a date! Now, she did want fast food but I was thinking tacos - you know, something with a shell. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6656 Slow and steady ain't gonna do it forever 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6657 So are you saying if I keep walking slowly and not rat race, I will live a hundred years? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6658 I’m looking for slow, but I never get there. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6659 There’s a lot that goes on at this gymnasium to get into shape. You sure you’re up for it? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6660 It says here on your resume, you are ‘faster than a hare’. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6661 The thing is, you can balance the world while being stationary. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6662 I can see you are the new trans rat, we would love for you to remove your shell for better wheel movement 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6663 Greens, reptiles and testudines need not apply 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6664 Just in time. We were about to close for the day. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6665 Our gym membership will also help you get off your shell! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6666 You really don’t have anything to prove. We all know about your race with the Hare. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6667 It's for your own safety--and has nothing to do with your being a turtle. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6668 Your productivity thus far doesn't match your resume. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6669 Slow and steady wins the race, Yertle. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6670 You say you had a qualifying time in the race against the hare,but we don 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6671 I know you say you’ve demonstrated high performance in the race area before, but I don’t think you’re the right fit for us at this time.” 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6672 Tell me again who sponsored your membership? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6673 Welcome to Barry’s! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6674 I don't see your name on the list, may I see some credentials, please? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6675 The hare says there’s no way he could have lost the race and this speed audit will prove it. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6676 I'm sorry, given your fixed chassis, your legs are too far apart for our test wheels 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6677 But we don’t hire hares either. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6678 Diversity training. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6679 Why is it so hard??! SLOW AND STEADY!! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6680 I’m sorry, ma’am. This race is for rats only. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6681 Im sorry Miss, you need to be at least this hairy to ride these rides. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6682 One spin. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6683 This stage of the interview assesses how you'd fit in here. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6684 My wife says it's a midlife crisis thing, but she has never truly believed in me. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6685 There’s no hare here. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6686 You wouldn't understand 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6687 We were holding it for The Hare. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6688 Ya still want this job"? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6689 I don't care what the diversity officer said -- beat it!" 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6690 But ‘ slow and steady wins the race’ does not apply here! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6691 'Break the shell' if you wanna get in. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6692 I don't care how much you paid the guy for the ID! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6693 As you can see our rates are very reasonable. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6694 Unfortunately, you don’t seem to meet the standards this organization tries to maintain. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6695 The rise and fall of economy 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6696 One of these three are not like the others. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6697 No, the turtle Soul Cycle class is next week. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
6698 Can't you understand, it's our turn! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6699 No more fast and flip, we need a new strategy… ideas? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6700 And what is your wheel running experience? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6701 Mr. Director …..How about a slow motion shot 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6702 I’m sorry, but we’re just not a “slow and steady” organization. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
6703 You are never late for a love that is destined to be yours, don't run my darling, I'm already here 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6704 OH DON'T WORRY! THEY'RE ONLY FLIPPING UPSIDE-DOWN AT HIGH SPEEDS . . . . NO OFFENSE! . . . . 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6705 We need God speed contestants or dumb one's.,i think you will fit in right away. 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
6706 We’re not discriminating or turtleist, but you’re not the type of subject this experiment requires. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6707 Your work has been steady but slow. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6708 But sir. Are trying to tell me that Sisyphus was wrong? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6709 Slowly we understand, they all just want to go home. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6710 Your resumé says you beat the hare. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6711 You’ll love it! Many of our members say it’s so fun it doesn’t feel like working out. #orangetheoryfitness 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6712 This is your chance! Don’t fuck it up! 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
6713 We like to make slow and steady progress toward attainable goals. 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
6714 I'm trying to lose my Covid 19, if you know what I mean 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6715 You wouldn't say that if you knew how seriously motivated I am! 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6716 The whole job is one big gym stipend. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6717 Bathroom breaks? …Um… this one might be my bad, but uh… you mean that shell isn’t for, like… 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6718 Just Imagine you're Riding that Wave 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6719 Guaranteed to add Viva! to your vivarium. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6720 Hi, I heard this thing helps you walk faster and yes I would like help with that. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6721 OK- do you think you can try it slow 'til you get the hang of it? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6722 Does the job come with health insurance? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6723 Slow and steady may win races, but it won't get you anywhere in spin class. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6724 Sorry tom, your over the weight limit.. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6725 Sorry your the wrong species for this contest 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6726 But Tort, the pandemic has shown me that I can work more efficiently from home. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
6727 Diversity and inclusion is very important here at MouseCo. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
6728 I'm sorry, but no shells allowed on the running wheels. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6729 I can prove it’s not a Turtlemill. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6730 Work out here for 30 minutes a day, and soon you'll be as fast as a hare. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6731 Don’t worry Tommy, those are country mice. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6732 I'm sorry but you have to wait for the Rabbit Division. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6733 Your resume has some holes in it. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6734 You wanted to join the rat race? Sorry, but this is spin class. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6735 It’s $8 for ten minutes, and no protective gear allowed on the wheel, so you’ll have to remove your shell. Also, if you see Jeffrey Toobin masturbating anywhere, we charge an extra $5. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
6736 Work, work, work. I'm not looking forward to rejoining the rat race" 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6737 Just want to break out of my shell a little 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6738 I’m tired of this race ... but you are more than welcome to give it a chance 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6739 I know it’s one week before your retirement, but we need you to train our ratprenttices 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6740 Welcome to capitalism! I can see just by virtue of who you are that you’ll likely struggle. Wheel 242,867 is open. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6741 It gives them something to do. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6742 If you really get into the rat race you really need to work on your flexibility. Try hot yoga. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6743 Help! We can't seem to determine our destination. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6744 I’m sorry, but you don’t fit the criteria for this cylindrical trial. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6745 I know i’m supposed to train you on your first day but…to be honest, you should leave while you can. It’s just a rat race. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6746 I've been through many pandemics, that's how I made the cut 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6747 You can’t ride the wheel because you don’t have any money, you broke piece of shit. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
6748 No lying on your back and pulling in your head, feet and tail. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6749 Do you need help taking off that shell? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6750 But this is back-breaking work . . . 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6751 We're gonna call them the three blind mice. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6752 We're anticipating some Q4 shortfalls so we're willing to push the envelope on qualifications. By the way, what are your pronouns? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6753 Sir, you mentioned in your resume that you were fluent in mutant ninja. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6754 We'll transform your life in 14 days or money back guarantee! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6755 You'll still need to provide your own insurance; shells are a liability 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6756 Hey buddy, we are looking for representation; would you mind joining the rat corporate? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6757 You don’t meet the minimum requirements 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6758 Slow down and live life! Let me run with it. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
6759 We reserved the third wheel for you. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6760 Sorry, you need to wait until there's a turtle plague to be eligible for this program 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6761 It’s a vertigo thing.. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6762 Look, I already told you, it's not discrimination! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6763 I know you received a free trial membership, but.... 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6764 Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6765 You're too slow for this rat race. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6766 Exactly - it was a hare-brained idea. You won the race and he picked the prize. We have lap swim too if that helps. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6767 You might want to try something else more your speed. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6768 Get rid of the baggage first, Buddy! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6769 I'm sorry, but it's just not your turn. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6770 Can I sign up for this spin class? I can remove my shell. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6771 I see you have full coverage insurance.. Great because we don't offer that. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6772 So, it’s not exactly like ‘Cocoon,’ but you’ll make due. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6773 It's a bit of a rough and tumble position but as long as you're not a slow learner, you'll get the hang of it. Plus you'll get a piece of cheese at the end. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6774 You are to old and you don't fit in our new capabilities model... We are the future. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6775 You are not entering, you are obviously an outliner! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6776 No, we are not responsible for motion sickness. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6777 It'll increase your speed to half-fast! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6778 ‘Less is more,’ doesn’t cut it here. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6779 Sorry, but this is invitation only. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6780 I’m trying to tip the scales in my favor. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6781 so you actually think u r also faster than mice? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6782 I don’t think you will beat the hare who just finished 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6783 We couldn't find a hare, but these three mice will challenge you to a race. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6784 Do you have any questions about our company culture, work environment, professional development opportunities…? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6785 I’d like to discuss my roll here at the company. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6786 You’ll see we have a very meritocratic culture here 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6787 We are still developing our accessibility policies, but you are welcome to try. 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
6788 Lust 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6789 ARE YOU TOO 'THIN-SKINNED' TO HANDLE RIDICULE? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6790 If you can get past the unfortunate rendering of the wheels you are welcome to give it a shot. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6791 We ARE an equal-opportunity employer, but we are committed to maintain a fast-paced environment 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6792 you need 5 years of experience before we can let you onto one of these babies 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6793 So you're saying I can win the rat race if my opponents sleep? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6794 Rat recruits Turtle to slowdown pace of today’s society. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6795 See? Even mice, with the right tools, can become shells of ourselves. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6796 So as you can see, we're a pretty diverse and energetic group... 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6797 Slow and steady? Sorry, it is not the skillset we are looking for 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6798 „we have tried everything, how do you live that long“ 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6799 'You might have beaten the hare, but you don't have the required rpms. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6800 Yeah, sorry. We're still waiting on the handicapped accessible one. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6801 Here at Gerbil Gym, the moral of our story is perseverance and consistency.” 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6802 Gee Stefan, I’m not sure if you are the rat race type, 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6803 I was kinda in the middle of something. What's up? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6804 It's a Peleton, you'll have to sign this waiver. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6805 Your financial billability is low again. Now, get back in there! ~ People First Compan 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6806 If it's not a race, why would I waste my time moseying along in that wheel? 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
6807 Honestly, I don’t think you can handle the advanced Class. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
6808 Technically, you're obease. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6809 Ah, you must be the diversity hire, right this way. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6810 Sir,we are a Christian Health Club. What religion are YOU? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6811 It is not worth trying. The wheel measures your speed not how far you can go. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6812 Slow and steady doesn’t win the rat race. Unlike the hare, we bite. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6813 I'm sorry, but the race started last year. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6814 So we heard "slow and steady wins the race" from you, so we've been learning how to run slower by running so fast we become slow. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6815 you can do this in smart working 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6816 Meanwhile at lab ; fourth wave 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6817 Because of your condition, youll have to sign a waiver to join. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6818 Ah!! We believe in Diversity, but will you be able to compete, though?? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6819 House rule, you've to take that shell off before you enter 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6820 Your resumé says you went to Wheelsleyan? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6821 No way,I saw the results of that hare race,you 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6822 This is the only way you’re going to beat the Hare. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6823 They all left their luggage over there. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6824 You will never the cardiac stress test unless you move. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6825 Look, you might have beaten that rabbit while moving in a straight line but our business model is compact and very fast-paced." 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6826 Slow and steady is what we’re looking for to replace the wonderful humanoid that occupied the job previously … you might have even come in contact with him along the way … do you know Bernard Welt? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6827 We had to fire the last turtle, ate too much pizza on the job 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6828 You do not meet the height requirements for this ride, sir! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6829 Did you attend an Ivy? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6830 Why are you here? I thought you opted out of the rat race years ago. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6831 Life is a Mouse's Race it goes faster than anyone would like." Mouse asks Turtle ," Which Mouse's life would you like to View?" Which Mouse's life would you like to have Turtle asks the Mouse 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6832 I know, I know. Just take it slow and steady and I’ll win the race. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6833 We like to keep it wheel here… 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6834 Join us for the latest in training routines 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6835 Good thing you lost 3 ounces. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6836 Hey-I’ve been distance-running to the grocery store for nine days now. And you’re slowing me down! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6837 Please check your shell. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6838 First one to a hundred wins a free yoga class. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6839 You mean quantum delivery? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6840 You got this, T-Dawg! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6841 There’s a misunderstanding. The reservation was for “The Hare.” 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6842 Maybe you should start out on our "Tread" instead? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6843 I know you can make the wheel turn, but I am not sure you have what it takes to do it with the flair that the owner expects. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6844 Sorry, unless you have a note from your mother, the exercise area is off limits. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6845 Slow and steady didn't work, let's get you in the rat race. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6846 I wonder if we could talk about my roll here? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6847 Of course, you can challenge the lab results . 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6848 Thanks for applying, Mr. Slow and Steady, but this is a rat race… 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6849 Are you slow? I said 'even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat'. Disqualified. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
6850 Sorry. This is the Warhol, Lichtenstein, Basquiat, and Haring quatuor. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6851 Are you wraring your Fitbit? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6852 If you fall on your back there’s no turn overs. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6853 I’m sorry, but you’ll have to get out of your shell to use it. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6854 I'm afraid you've come to the wrong race sir, this is the "Rat", my list here has you entered in the "Hare". 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6855 I admire your sense of adventure, Sir, but I fear the weight of your shell might somewhat hamper your scamper. 1.0758 0.04483 66 63 1 2
6856 Of course, it's fair! Everyone is paid the same. $10 per revolution. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6857 You'll have to shell out for the CDW 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6858 Didn’t you read the ad? White middle aged rats only! 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6859 Have you heard the one about the tortoise and the hare? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6860 Thanks, I’ll just take a pass 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6861 I'm working in my speed. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6862 We are doing a sequel to The Tortoise and the Hare 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6863 I need to get rid of this COVID-15. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6864 Congratulations! You have graduated and are ready to start your career. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6865 The employee shortage is killing us. We're taking anyone, long haired freaky people, beetles, turtles, you bet! Do you have any racing experience? 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6866 You are over the weight limit! 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6867 I need someone to change these settings and you look perfect for the gig. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6868 I’ve won the last two and I’m willing to try anything to ensure a three-peat 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6869 Are you sure you’re REALLY (italics) cut out for the rat race? We have an exhibition competition against the hare which might be your speed. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6870 I know..I did see the memo of putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6871 Would you like to take a survey about toothpaste? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6872 Yes, we support diversity but the ad clearly specified "rodent." Honest, it's stwictly for 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6873 It might help you come out of your shell. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6874 Listen, I need you to show ‘em how it’s done. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6875 Fair enough. But be honest - it wasn’t speed that won you that race. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6876 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6877 Jerry, let's circle back tomorrow. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6878 Did you sign up for a session? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6879 I would love to go on an adventure with you,now that the rat race is over! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6880 Can you do sixty revolutions a minute? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6881 Round and round she goes and where she stops nobody knows! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6882 Ah,the ad said wheel RUNNING 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6883 My coat OK for tumbledry, huh? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6884 It will be difficult initially, but I'm sure you'll get used to it" 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6885 Talking to myself about increasing activity again in the new post vaccination era” I mean really don’t we all have an inner mouse & an inner tortoise 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6886 Sorry, buddy. They canceled the shell game. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6887 Well, yes, Mr Michelangelo, I assume we could say there's a pizza break...do you want the job or not? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6888 Sorry, you have to be-this fast-to go on the ride, kid. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6889 And what are your views on equity, diversity, and inclusion? We're trying to diversify our workforce. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6890 Listen, Davidson - I don't care who your partner is... 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6891 Sir, I'm not one to discriminate, but are you SURE you want to try the hamster tread mill? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6892 We're sorry, but there's a minimum height requirement" 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6893 Yes master Splinter 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6894 We’ll be fully remote by 2022 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6895 We suspended your membership because you didn’t pay, so you can’t join the spin class. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
6896 The hare said this was worth the detour. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6897 Are you ah, out of your funking mind? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6898 God, I just want to fuck a man. I want to tug on his effeminate homo nutsack while he squeals for Daddy. I want to implant my seed into his rotund and voluminous bussy with my engorged and erect cock. I'm so fucking horny for man ass, mother of God! 1.0714 0.03705 84 80 2 2
6899 No turtles need apply. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6900 Mr. Hamster you said? Hmm, let me check with manager... 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6901 It's innovations like our bathroom-based incentives program that blast the big boss man out of this world. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
6902 Slow & steady to stay the course. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6903 Sorry. The Hare just left. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6904 A spot just opened for you in our relay rat race Olympics team. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6905 This job has it’s ups and downs. Swings and roundabouts are next door. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6906 Sorry if you want to be underpaid and overworked like the rest of us, but simply we need someone with more relevant experience. Best of luck in your search. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6907 Creativity and Helping hands is applauded in the world 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6908 Look buddy, fast and falling wins the wheel. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6909 Oh, the straw in my nose? Don’t worry about it. Hey, fuck this job, you and me should totally start our own business. Where's the bathroom? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6910 Care to join the rat race? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6911 We’re looking for someone ready to grow within roll 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6912 When the one person who does the group project turns in the work. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6913 First, you may undress your shell. Then get on the wheel 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6914 You can go far! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6915 And HOA fees include free 3-IN-ONE oil. 1.0702 0.04918 57 55 0 2
6916 Sorry, this is advanced. Our beginner spin class is Tuesday-Thursday. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6917 I don't know. They've been working from home for so long, they forgot how to do it. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6918 Now remember it’s not a race. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
6919 Just so you know, slow rolling is not acceptable etiquette. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6920 I think you're in the wrong pew. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
6921 Look mate, I know everyone's going for diversity and inclusion but dude, can't you get moving a bit faster?! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6922 Slow and steady wins? Not the vaccination race, mate! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6923 oh so you were hired to speed things up in the office... i thought you’d be a mouse 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6924 The hare has used his experience to move on to direct tinywhlz which is like the Airbnb for wheels. Hemorrhages money, for sure going to put us out of business. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6925 Really, ah, it has nothing to do with your not being a mouse, it's just, ah, reserved for someone who, ah, will be here at any minute. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
6926 We can only pay you minimum but we are offering a 1/1000 chance to win an iPhone. #thisisreallyhappening 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6927 Your PCR test please 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6928 I know you're trying to prep for your race with the hare, but I think this equipment is too advanced for you. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6929 The speed limit is 5m.p.h. MAX and 2m.p.h. MIN, Strictly radar enforced! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6930 Yes, I have references from close hares of mine. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6931 Why did you invite me? Even though I beat the hare I opted out of the rat race 100 years ago. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6932 Where's your hare? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6933 I was like, « I’m not getting into that, nerds. » So naturally, I started biting the hell out of everything. Long story short, they dipped and now I am running an expriment to see how I’M related to these idiots… 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6934 That hare could never squeeze inside one of these babies. Slow as you are, it’s impossible to lose ANY contest in this contraption! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6935 And you understand you’ll have to remove your shell for this ride. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6936 No we do not have turtle flip services. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6937 I don’t know if you have the facilities for that, big man. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6938 If I told h 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
6939 Well, I guess we all inflate the curriculum 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6940 If you run fast enough, they won't even notice you're a turtle. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6941 I’m sorry Mr Biden we don’t have any available that move as slow as you do! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6942 The running of the wheel....it's really a young rodent's game. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6943 the hare couldn't make it 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6944 Spinning wheels is not the answer for some of us 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6945 Gouri Kumra QUIT FEAR ! Promote PEER COMPETITION 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6946 Yes, you signed the liability waiver, and yes, we know you really want to. The answer is still no. There is… umm…a height requirement. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6947 Well okay! but be advised, the hare is just now leaving from New Jersey! 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6948 I'm tellin' you man, you got to get out of this rat race. I found my own pace, slow and steady, slow and steady. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6949 Like I said, if you want to beat the hare, the wheel gets you nowhere. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6950 The only advice I can give you is to not turn on your back. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6951 Where you saying there are other talent test I can apply for ? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6952 The hare is off to the fable race 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6953 : I’m sorry Sir, but we don’t do take out. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6954 Confidence level I aspire: Slow and steady turtle in a rat race. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6955 Where is the hare? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6956 You can go at your own pace for a while, but after that we expect you to keep up with everyone else. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6957 We have an opening but first you’ll have to pass the Tread test. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6958 It's not the meat, it's the motion. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6959 Have you signed the liability waiver? Ed Mihalcin, Toronto 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6960 this isn’t the way to the “Hare and Rabbit” contest, sir. please lead your way to the right. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6961 Sorry, it's a no waiting zone 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6962 The goal is to WIN. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6963 We just have a treadmill available. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6964 No, no, no, no, No! You are not going to make it this time around. Alan Mitchell , St. Louis, M 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6965 Sorry, dude. I just don’t think you’ll be able to cut it. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6966 What — do you think you’re special or something? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6967 I was a leftist squirrel going in circles for ages, Mitch, but now I'd like to become a turtle. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6968 I'm sorry sir, this is business class 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6969 It requires running fast. Can you running fast. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
6970 I should probably warn you that the competition is pretty hard. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
6971 Are you able to do 60 revolutions per second?" 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6972 You can't get past - it's mice all the way down. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6973 I know your mother already talked to you about this, but we're all depending on you, Gerald. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6974 You’ll have to wait until this high impact exercise class session is over. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6975 Welcome to your standardised testing, good luck! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6976 I'm sorry, we only hire rockstar developers. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6977 This is a great opportunity to get the most out of your summer fitness goal. Would you like to try it? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6978 I need you to set a new pace around here 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6979 People say I'm lazy, I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6980 This new exercise will literally transform you. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6981 it's ironclad! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
6982 Your application says you don't know Excel but that you're a 'fast learner'. Mmmm... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6983 please wait, I must find a wheel to fit you. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6984 I Thought I was entered in the 4 x 200 Meter Relay? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6985 This interview isn't getting us anywhere. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
6986 You said you wanna quit the gym? Maria will help you with the process! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6987 I'd love to play the Wheel of fortune, However my top speed is a Nap. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6988 I'm sorry,but you're too fat and gay to get on one of these dope ass wheels. Suck my little mouse dick 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6989 Bet you never saw a turtle running on a spinning wheel, did you? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6990 Look pal, you'll have to sign a waiver in case you turn turtle. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
6991 Yeah,no hares or lines to cross. It’s not that kind of race. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6992 Its a churn, you gotta keep going to evolve into a better version of yourself! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6993 Well... We hope you can offer us something different here. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6994 Thank you for coming out today. Unfortunately, we anticipated a more specific type of applicant would respond to the want ad: Hampster Wheel Quality Control Inspectors. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6995 OK,you're up. Remember: slow and steady. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6996 Turtles can't be a part of the rat race 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
6997 We prefer agility over speed. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6998 Do see any difference between you and the contestants ?? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6999 Listen Vincent, we’ve all seen Gattaca. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7000 I'll have to check with Sam in advertising to see what happened here, I apologize for the miscommunication but we were looking for volunteer RATS for this particular experiment. I know it's tough when there's so little work for turtles out there. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7001 According to the speed and cheeks storage ability test results, you can quilify as a hamster, and join our running in circles olympics 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
7002 Listen, Mort. I need another week on that electric bill. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7003 Sr. I’m really trying, but I can’t read the instructions while I run that fast! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7004 I am sorry, Mr. Murgatroyd, you just don't fit in with the Team Treadmill 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7005 With the Summer Fitness Pass, your first 3 months are just £12.99 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7006 I'm sorry. This is a celebration party for winners in the Track and Field games. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7007 There's one final test, Mr.T 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7008 These are not good fir slow and steady. 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
7009 When Southerners prepare to move to NYC,…we have to prepare you for the rat race pace. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7010 To be honest this flyer has last year’s price list on it 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
7011 Sir, I'm afraid you'll have to remove your helmet first. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7012 ‘You were first in the rat race. We’re all working from home now’ 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
7013 We only prefer who can work from 10:00 AM TO 10 AM. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7014 Absolutely not! This is not about the tortoise and the hare. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
7015 Hi "Snappy T" . Late again is you. Only five minutes left on your reservation for the Rat Roller. So, better make it snappy, "Snappy"! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7016 It will be okay. Your baseline for the test is 1 RPM. Remember this is not a race; those are mice not hares. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
7017 Sorry, this is the last spin machine still available. 1.0505 0.02212 99 94 5 0
7018 Honestly, you're probably better off settling this bet on your own. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7019 I can't help you into the wheel. Sorry, I don't make the rules. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7020 Sorry, Sr., we are fully booked today... 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7021 once you are on your back you will get the hang of it Now sign this waiver. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7022 Sorry, but only losers are accepted. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7023 I'm sorry Sir, we couldn't find a suitable candidate for you Quadriga Team yet 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7024 I’ve got a good feeling about this. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7025 There is an opening, but… 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7026 May I see your insurance card and advance healthcare directive. Charles Nowalk, Harmony, NJ 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
7027 I'm sorry but your are not a hare. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7028 We could really use some “slow and steady” @redblueyellow 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7029 No thank you, we don't need a new vacuum cleaner... 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7030 ... and we offer one ten second coffee break every shift. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7031 How flexible are you to take on the Mice 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7032 How about I set you up for six months and I 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7033 So you’re interested in a career in politics? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7034 Why am I applying at your company, Mr. Turtle? Well, as you can see, I’m done with the rat race. I’m ready for something a little more slow and steady. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7035 I have a creative block.. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7036 You’re sure you can anchor this relay? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7037 C'mon, let you be a circle of joy here. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7038 Welcome to the modern workplace. Let me tell you about our 401k match…. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7039 Don't worry, it's not a race." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
7040 Sorry, you're too study. The audience wants to see injuries... 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
7041 Do you have one which just goes one way? (Tom Sullivan tomsullivan@rogers.com) 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
7042 We don't really have the accessibility you need.. but! 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
7043 Congrats, you are now eligible to our world class appraisal program. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
7044 You a look a little lost. Brooklyn Barbell Club is down the street. NEXT! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7045 I suggest you go to a different gym, this one is for more advanced animals 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7046 These candidature without a foto are getting slightly out of hands 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7047 But i'm on Master Splinter's guest list. 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
7048 Sorry, this club is reserved for the beautiful people." 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
7049 Climat emergency: The rats are overpass; the turtles are doing slow moves. The wheel keep turning too fast… 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
7050 I simply must protest. I cannot perform under these conditions. Its not in my contract! 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
7051 Is it sustainable? We’ll see. But zero emissions! 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
7052 Look, Mr. Turtle. I know what Aesop said. But if you want to beat the hare... 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
7053 I mark not that you won or lost but how you played the game. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
7054 Miu Miu 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
7055 I’m immune to downs 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
7056 Like I said to the aardvark, we're looking for highly motivated individuals with EXPERIENCE. Now why don't you turn around and walk your pretty little self out of here. Dave will validate your parking. I'm having eggplant for dinner tonight. Burrp! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7057 Sir, this is Tortoises' Hell Ltd. Tortoise Shell Company is next door 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
7058 Go ahead and try. You won once. Geetchen Fox Stein 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7059 I think you are in the wrong place, as this is an area for mice and you are a tortoise. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
7060 Honestly, I think you should try a different workout first… 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
7061 YES...THAT'S ALL I HAD TO DO. STOP RUNNING & VOILA...I'M FREE. TRY IT AND LOSE THE ARMOUR PLATING & YOU'LL BE HAPPY. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
7062 i think we need to rethink this system, boss. ive got a list of demands” #supportalivingwag 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
7063 We don’t offer insurance if you’re already protected 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
7064 You seem shell shocked about our expectations. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
7065 Studies show that 1 out of 4 rats don't go in for this crap. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
7066 No Sir, you don’t need those on to enter, it’s perfectly safe! 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
7067 It's not about speed. The wheel isn't wide enough for your feet, so we're starting with iguanas among the reptile applicants. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
7068 We'll be ready to compete after we get all four cylinders working. 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
7069 It's only called the Rat Race now for historical reasons. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
7070 - It isn't a question of how fast you run but how much time you keep rolling! 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
7071 I am sorry Sir, we may not let you in. We had too many accidents in the past years 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
7072 Sorry, dude -- it's the rat race, not the turtle race. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
7073 Turning turtle is automatic now. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
7074 It’s a pity I won’t come out of my shell? Do you even lift bro? 1.0139 0.01399 72 71 1 0
7075 I'm on to you. Hand over the pea. 1.0137 0.01379 73 72 1 0