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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-07-04T22:45:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-07-25T22:46:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-07-19T22:45:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | July 26, 2021 |
Number of captions | 7076 |
Number of responses | 901611 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | First, let me bring you up to speed. | 1.8688 | 0.01397 | 3431 | 1403 | 1075 | 953 |
1 | You're cold blooded. You belong in upper management. | 1.8159 | 0.01073 | 5860 | 2616 | 1707 | 1537 |
2 | Well for starters, you were 4 days late to the interview. | 1.8052 | 0.00991 | 6364 | 2731 | 2142 | 1491 |
3 | Tell us something about yourself. Where do you see yourself in half an hour? | 1.7951 | 0.01073 | 5677 | 2554 | 1732 | 1391 |
4 | I'll be honest, you're our diversity hire. | 1.7843 | 0.01074 | 5479 | 2449 | 1763 | 1267 |
5 | It's not actually enough that you identify as a hamster. | 1.7801 | 0.01015 | 6467 | 3023 | 1843 | 1601 |
6 | You'll be powering Texas. | 1.7799 | 0.01096 | 5661 | 2684 | 1539 | 1438 |
7 | Yes,they're all blind but see how they run? | 1.7793 | 0.01137 | 5020 | 2306 | 1516 | 1198 |
8 | Look, I’m not gonna give you the run-around. It’s a go-nowhere job, but you can work at your own pace. | 1.7787 | 0.01046 | 5517 | 2409 | 1920 | 1188 |
9 | I understand you beat a hare, but this is a rat race | 1.7772 | 0.01039 | 6020 | 2775 | 1811 | 1434 |
10 | You will still get nowhere; it will just take longer. | 1.7690 | 0.01052 | 5636 | 2559 | 1820 | 1257 |
11 | However, the 130 years of experience on your resume is admirable | 1.7655 | 0.01107 | 4831 | 2129 | 1706 | 996 |
12 | Yes, you beat the hare. But this is a rat race. | 1.7625 | 0.01157 | 4690 | 2161 | 1482 | 1047 |
13 | Slow and steady meets down the hall. These guys are here for the rat race. | 1.7624 | 0.01050 | 5631 | 2574 | 1821 | 1236 |
14 | Sure, you beat the hare...but this is the rat race. | 1.7588 | 0.01232 | 4108 | 1896 | 1307 | 905 |
15 | We're really looking for someone with more lab experience. | 1.7575 | 0.01109 | 4912 | 2222 | 1659 | 1031 |
16 | The job is pointless, exhausting, and will get you absolutely nowhere. When can you start? | 1.7568 | 0.01331 | 3515 | 1626 | 1118 | 771 |
17 | First spin class?” | 1.7537 | 0.01152 | 4583 | 2098 | 1516 | 969 |
18 | But I think we may have an opening for you over at the wheels of justice. | 1.7532 | 0.01310 | 4020 | 2005 | 1002 | 1013 |
19 | Actually, I think working remotely might be better for you. | 1.7532 | 0.02408 | 1013 | 453 | 357 | 203 |
20 | I should warn you that turnover is fairly high. | 1.7493 | 0.01555 | 2485 | 1136 | 836 | 513 |
21 | This is the circulation department. You want the mail room. | 1.7423 | 0.02031 | 1533 | 733 | 462 | 338 |
22 | In one month, I'll have you getting nowhere faster than ever. | 1.7417 | 0.01513 | 2675 | 1254 | 858 | 563 |
23 | - just then Steve realized why lying on his resume could be a problem | 1.7403 | 0.01709 | 2183 | 1053 | 644 | 486 |
24 | You may be in the wrong metaphor. | 1.7401 | 0.01466 | 2859 | 1346 | 910 | 603 |
25 | It's the blind mice - they'll never know. | 1.7379 | 0.01465 | 2945 | 1417 | 883 | 645 |
26 | You must be the temp. | 1.7374 | 0.01378 | 3111 | 1435 | 1058 | 618 |
27 | Good, I see you brought your helmet. | 1.7368 | 0.01351 | 3340 | 1573 | 1073 | 694 |
28 | These wheels provide power to Google, Facebook and Twitter. You’ll be assigned to the DMV wheel. | 1.7357 | 0.01503 | 2910 | 1442 | 795 | 673 |
29 | We don’t usually hire tortoises, but it’s not every day we find an applicant with 189 years of work experience. | 1.7357 | 0.01599 | 2353 | 1101 | 773 | 479 |
30 | Technically you work from home already. | 1.7313 | 0.01423 | 3123 | 1519 | 924 | 680 |
31 | You understand we're paid in cheese? | 1.7311 | 0.01393 | 3046 | 1419 | 1027 | 600 |
32 | So the wheel is out. Tell me about your maze experience. | 1.7309 | 0.02174 | 1215 | 556 | 430 | 229 |
33 | Now would be a good time to mention if you lied on your résumé. | 1.7306 | 0.01879 | 1689 | 792 | 560 | 337 |
34 | You sounded a lot…faster over the phone. | 1.7301 | 0.01960 | 1504 | 692 | 526 | 286 |
35 | For you we’ll need to reinvent the wheel. | 1.7285 | 0.01504 | 2652 | 1253 | 866 | 533 |
36 | The main thing is just to look busy. | 1.7272 | 0.01451 | 2812 | 1320 | 939 | 553 |
37 | To be honest, you were a diversity hire. | 1.7244 | 0.01529 | 2652 | 1288 | 807 | 557 |
38 | Don't tell me. You're from the control group, right? | 1.7188 | 0.01946 | 1540 | 726 | 521 | 293 |
39 | You do understand that there is no finish line? | 1.7185 | 0.02095 | 1293 | 600 | 457 | 236 |
40 | To fit in here, you're going to have to come out of your shell. | 1.7142 | 0.01636 | 2169 | 1028 | 733 | 408 |
41 | Your appointment was last Tuesday. | 1.7123 | 0.01679 | 2120 | 1026 | 678 | 416 |
42 | So now that you outran a hare you think you’re ready for the rat race? | 1.7115 | 0.01679 | 2066 | 985 | 692 | 389 |
43 | We've had a lot of turnover. | 1.7094 | 0.01641 | 2085 | 976 | 739 | 370 |
44 | All my clients looked like you when they signed up. | 1.7056 | 0.01772 | 1916 | 941 | 598 | 377 |
45 | Welcome to your first day working at the Electric Reliability Council of Texas, I'll show you to your generator. | 1.7051 | 0.01877 | 1848 | 954 | 485 | 409 |
46 | Do you have any experience working in a fast-paced environment? | 1.7032 | 0.01755 | 1823 | 862 | 640 | 321 |
47 | What do you mean what’s the point? | 1.7023 | 0.01858 | 1767 | 880 | 533 | 354 |
48 | Trust me, all of their before pictures look just like you. | 1.7014 | 0.01860 | 1735 | 857 | 539 | 339 |
49 | It's clean renewable energy! I don't see how even you could oppose that, Senator McConnell. | 1.6996 | 0.02180 | 1365 | 709 | 357 | 299 |
50 | Looks like you already have a hard body | 1.6967 | 0.01913 | 1655 | 828 | 501 | 326 |
51 | Our turnover rate is high. | 1.6954 | 0.01887 | 1638 | 803 | 531 | 304 |
52 | The interview was last week. | 1.6952 | 0.02004 | 1483 | 736 | 463 | 284 |
53 | The hare’s running behind. If he doesn’t show in five, it’s yours. | 1.6938 | 0.01920 | 1548 | 751 | 520 | 277 |
54 | Expired?! I literally bought my membership online and then walked here | 1.6935 | 0.02002 | 1530 | 775 | 449 | 306 |
55 | Well, OK, but if you end up on your back you’re on your own. | 1.6933 | 0.01902 | 1562 | 754 | 533 | 275 |
56 | You’re the diversity hire. | 1.6918 | 0.01946 | 1541 | 760 | 496 | 285 |
57 | It says here you were a teenage ninja? | 1.6913 | 0.01974 | 1487 | 731 | 484 | 272 |
58 | May I suggest the water aerobics class as a better option? | 1.6890 | 0.02060 | 1270 | 601 | 463 | 206 |
59 | I hope you're up to this. Our whole diversity program is riding on your success. | 1.6865 | 0.03086 | 622 | 312 | 193 | 117 |
60 | Yes, we do have a lot of employee turnover. | 1.6846 | 0.02058 | 1335 | 654 | 448 | 233 |
61 | It may take you a while to get up to speed. | 1.6839 | 0.02073 | 1332 | 658 | 437 | 237 |
62 | What if I told you that three weeks before they purchased the "Wheel" they looked JUST LIKE YOU. | 1.6820 | 0.03083 | 607 | 302 | 196 | 109 |
63 | I'm not on the list but my therapist prescribed group aerobics to get me out of my shell. | 1.6818 | 0.02577 | 858 | 424 | 283 | 151 |
64 | I’m sorry, but slow and steady is not what we do here. | 1.6813 | 0.02541 | 844 | 407 | 299 | 138 |
65 | We had you down for yesterday. | 1.6794 | 0.02109 | 1254 | 615 | 426 | 213 |
66 | I know who you are, but that was one race against one rabbit. | 1.6787 | 0.02187 | 1270 | 655 | 368 | 247 |
67 | Welcome to Animal Planet Fitness. You're here for yesterday's spin class? | 1.6787 | 0.02200 | 1273 | 662 | 358 | 253 |
68 | How would you say you perform in a fast-paced environment? | 1.6776 | 0.02094 | 1216 | 583 | 442 | 191 |
69 | So tell me, have you worked in city government before? | 1.6754 | 0.02231 | 1223 | 635 | 350 | 238 |
70 | Where do you see yourself in 150 years? | 1.6753 | 0.02260 | 1192 | 619 | 341 | 232 |
71 | Sorry, but we’re actually looking for employees who enjoy going nowhere fast.” | 1.6730 | 0.02233 | 1159 | 586 | 366 | 207 |
72 | You can’t go nowhere slow. You have to go nowhere fast. | 1.6711 | 0.02256 | 1119 | 563 | 361 | 195 |
73 | The good news is you’ll experience a runner’s high in approximately three years. | 1.6708 | 0.02297 | 1124 | 579 | 336 | 209 |
74 | I’m just saying, this might not be the spin class for you | 1.6706 | 0.02246 | 1181 | 610 | 350 | 221 |
75 | You should see this as a great opportunity to come out of your shell | 1.6663 | 0.02333 | 1037 | 523 | 337 | 177 |
76 | And you're three days late because...? | 1.6655 | 0.02542 | 867 | 436 | 285 | 146 |
77 | We encourage you to work at your own pace. | 1.6633 | 0.02268 | 1004 | 485 | 372 | 147 |
78 | Might be more comfortable without all that safety gear. | 1.6631 | 0.02308 | 1027 | 512 | 349 | 166 |
79 | Sorry sir but this is a rat-race” | 1.6623 | 0.02450 | 992 | 519 | 289 | 184 |
80 | Did you even read the job description? | 1.6621 | 0.02362 | 1018 | 519 | 324 | 175 |
81 | Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. | 1.6618 | 0.02315 | 1035 | 521 | 343 | 171 |
82 | I respect that you self-identify as a rat, but the answer is still no. | 1.6603 | 0.02461 | 995 | 526 | 281 | 188 |
83 | And this is your first spin class? | 1.6600 | 0.03211 | 550 | 281 | 175 | 94 |
84 | As you can see, this job does have some turnover. | 1.6585 | 0.02363 | 981 | 493 | 330 | 158 |
85 | Sadly, there aren't many opportunities for advancement. | 1.6570 | 0.02432 | 933 | 472 | 309 | 152 |
86 | Never expected to see you here, Mr. McConnell. | 1.6557 | 0.02689 | 915 | 514 | 202 | 199 |
87 | I have to warn you that slow and steady typically results in an electric shock here. | 1.6555 | 0.02589 | 897 | 477 | 252 | 168 |
88 | Welcome to the job, Let’s get you up to speed. | 1.6551 | 0.02461 | 890 | 446 | 305 | 139 |
89 | You’re late. | 1.6537 | 0.02562 | 875 | 455 | 268 | 152 |
90 | Perhaps you’d like to start with our trial membership. | 1.6509 | 0.02463 | 888 | 448 | 302 | 138 |
91 | The pace of work in Legal may be a better fit for you. | 1.6506 | 0.02602 | 870 | 461 | 252 | 157 |
92 | ‘Your interview was 4 days ago.’ | 1.6490 | 0.02587 | 866 | 456 | 258 | 152 |
93 | Everyone lies on their resume. | 1.6489 | 0.02521 | 863 | 441 | 284 | 138 |
94 | I didn't say you weren't fit, I said you can't fit. | 1.6472 | 0.02567 | 890 | 473 | 258 | 159 |
95 | Here’s the thing, no one actually wins the race. | 1.6468 | 0.02524 | 855 | 437 | 283 | 135 |
96 | What'll it take to get you into one of these babies today? | 1.6467 | 0.02745 | 835 | 462 | 206 | 167 |
97 | Did the temp agency describe the job? | 1.6466 | 0.02522 | 849 | 432 | 285 | 132 |
98 | Congratulations! By beating the hare you are now qualified to join the rat race. | 1.6466 | 0.02667 | 863 | 471 | 226 | 166 |
99 | Incredible, isn’t it? Six weeks ago, they looked just like you! | 1.6459 | 0.02693 | 833 | 451 | 226 | 156 |
100 | Admittedly, we have high turnover. | 1.6455 | 0.02510 | 852 | 433 | 288 | 131 |
101 | Sorry, man… we’re more into getting nowhere fast. | 1.6455 | 0.02739 | 818 | 447 | 214 | 157 |
102 | Slow and steady is old school, we're looking for fast and stupid. | 1.6446 | 0.02923 | 664 | 348 | 204 | 112 |
103 | Give it to me straight, was beating the hare just resume padding? | 1.6440 | 0.02643 | 778 | 399 | 257 | 122 |
104 | You don’t need to exercise, you will outlive us all. | 1.6437 | 0.02685 | 783 | 410 | 242 | 131 |
105 | Um, your reservation was for 2017. | 1.6423 | 0.02678 | 808 | 430 | 237 | 141 |
106 | Sorry. It’s called a rat race for a reason. | 1.6422 | 0.02698 | 805 | 431 | 231 | 143 |
107 | Buddy, it’s called a rat race for a reason | 1.6416 | 0.02622 | 823 | 433 | 252 | 138 |
108 | Choose any one. I'm sure they'll all be done before you get there. | 1.6415 | 0.02678 | 795 | 420 | 240 | 135 |
109 | Have you tried a spin class before? | 1.6398 | 0.02664 | 794 | 418 | 244 | 132 |
110 | Slow and steady doesn’t really help here. | 1.6392 | 0.02598 | 765 | 385 | 271 | 109 |
111 | it’s outta my hands Richard … the guys in the white lab coats tell me I gotta let ya go | 1.6390 | 0.02730 | 748 | 392 | 234 | 122 |
112 | Spin class isn’t for everybody | 1.6383 | 0.02732 | 752 | 396 | 232 | 124 |
113 | If you like going nowhere fast, this is the job for you. | 1.6372 | 0.02799 | 747 | 403 | 212 | 132 |
114 | It says here you beat a rabbit. | 1.6372 | 0.02760 | 769 | 415 | 218 | 136 |
115 | Look, those people who told you "do what you love"...they were lying. | 1.6367 | 0.02984 | 622 | 326 | 196 | 100 |
116 | I’ll be honest, our turnover rate is pretty high. | 1.6356 | 0.02792 | 719 | 380 | 221 | 118 |
117 | It's best that you continue working from home. | 1.6347 | 0.02753 | 709 | 367 | 234 | 108 |
118 | It was your reference from the hare that put you over the top. | 1.6335 | 0.02827 | 704 | 374 | 214 | 116 |
119 | Look, slow and steady is not a fitness goal. | 1.6333 | 0.02833 | 739 | 404 | 202 | 133 |
120 | You'll be fine. We're not hamsters either. | 1.6333 | 0.02761 | 709 | 369 | 231 | 109 |
121 | This is New York. To enter the ratrace, you have to come out of your shell. | 1.6322 | 0.02961 | 658 | 355 | 190 | 113 |
122 | In your resume you sounded... furrier. | 1.6313 | 0.02769 | 716 | 377 | 226 | 113 |
123 | Our spin class will really help you come out of your shell. | 1.6304 | 0.02845 | 690 | 367 | 211 | 112 |
124 | It’s not strictly about speed. You can earn points for style. | 1.6280 | 0.02774 | 672 | 345 | 232 | 95 |
125 | I thought we were done with the diversity hires after they gave me these 3 blind mice | 1.6274 | 0.02956 | 671 | 368 | 185 | 118 |
126 | This is the rat race. The one for tortoises and hares was last week. | 1.6269 | 0.02899 | 654 | 347 | 204 | 103 |
127 | Sir, your reservation was for two hours ago. | 1.6269 | 0.02864 | 662 | 349 | 211 | 102 |
128 | Let me get this straight: You want to train for an Aesop fable?! | 1.6264 | 0.03061 | 613 | 333 | 176 | 104 |
129 | Sorry fella, you want the rabbit race. This is the rat race. | 1.6236 | 0.03030 | 643 | 356 | 173 | 114 |
130 | I don't care that you identify as a hamster. | 1.6235 | 0.03066 | 656 | 372 | 159 | 125 |
131 | What will it take to get you in that wheel today? | 1.6235 | 0.02903 | 656 | 351 | 201 | 104 |
132 | Those three looked just like you when they started | 1.6221 | 0.03074 | 606 | 331 | 173 | 102 |
133 | Of course you’re not just a diversity hire. | 1.6216 | 0.02934 | 629 | 334 | 199 | 96 |
134 | Loved what you did with the Hare. This is going to be a little different. . . | 1.6210 | 0.02929 | 649 | 350 | 195 | 104 |
135 | So, your résumé says you beat a hare? | 1.6206 | 0.02889 | 651 | 347 | 204 | 100 |
136 | Senator McConnell? You're late. | 1.6189 | 0.03341 | 593 | 352 | 115 | 126 |
137 | We encourage all employees to work at their own pace. | 1.6180 | 0.02938 | 589 | 305 | 204 | 80 |
138 | For a low monthly fee, you can go nowhere at your own pace. | 1.6178 | 0.03025 | 594 | 318 | 185 | 91 |
139 | But…. I identify as a hamster. | 1.6139 | 0.03202 | 575 | 323 | 151 | 101 |
140 | Trust me, once you get up to speed, you'll love being back in the office. | 1.6120 | 0.03022 | 598 | 324 | 182 | 92 |
141 | A spinning class is just what you need to get out of your shell. | 1.6105 | 0.03216 | 570 | 322 | 148 | 100 |
142 | If you have to ask what the point is, maybe it just isn’t for you. | 1.6104 | 0.03196 | 539 | 294 | 161 | 84 |
143 | Yes I am aware, but I identify as a mouse | 1.6098 | 0.03225 | 551 | 307 | 152 | 92 |
144 | See the difference is, you get someplace slowly, we get no place fast. | 1.6085 | 0.03310 | 544 | 310 | 137 | 97 |
145 | To be honest, you should probably start with a day pass. | 1.6071 | 0.03175 | 537 | 292 | 164 | 81 |
146 | I’m sorry but your reservation was for two hours ago. | 1.6066 | 0.03121 | 544 | 293 | 172 | 79 |
147 | I need the grant. Try." | 1.6056 | 0.03141 | 535 | 288 | 170 | 77 |
148 | Welcome. We’ve been placing a new emphasis on diversity hires … | 1.6055 | 0.03085 | 545 | 291 | 178 | 76 |
149 | I suggest that you come back on a slow day. | 1.6055 | 0.03273 | 512 | 281 | 152 | 79 |
150 | Before you start the job we need to get you up to speed. | 1.6040 | 0.03040 | 548 | 290 | 185 | 73 |
151 | Must be a typo. We advertised "hair-raising" , not "hare racing." | 1.6012 | 0.03398 | 519 | 300 | 126 | 93 |
152 | You looked different on the Zoom interview | 1.6008 | 0.03284 | 501 | 275 | 151 | 75 |
153 | Are you certain? We charge by the hour. | 1.6000 | 0.03164 | 495 | 261 | 171 | 63 |
154 | I just don’t think this is in your wheelhouse. | 1.5992 | 0.03185 | 509 | 274 | 165 | 70 |
155 | Well of course they’re having trouble. They’re blind. | 1.5988 | 0.03440 | 501 | 289 | 124 | 88 |
156 | Well, Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Ted Cruz are spinning their wheels, but you, Senator McConnell, would just slooooow evvvvverything dowwwwwn. | 1.5985 | 0.03324 | 523 | 298 | 137 | 88 |
157 | I don't care how many rabbits you beat. | 1.5981 | 0.03237 | 525 | 292 | 152 | 81 |
158 | Sorry, even with your own protective gear, you still need to sign our liability waiver. | 1.5970 | 0.03299 | 474 | 256 | 153 | 65 |
159 | I've gotta be honest: we have a high turnover. | 1.5961 | 0.03170 | 510 | 275 | 166 | 69 |
160 | Any references besides Aesop? | 1.5960 | 0.03376 | 500 | 284 | 134 | 82 |
161 | We need you to skew the data | 1.5955 | 0.03361 | 487 | 272 | 140 | 75 |
162 | This is a Spin Class. I believe you’re looking for Water Aerobics? | 1.5950 | 0.03294 | 516 | 291 | 143 | 82 |
163 | Says here you once outraced a rabbit. | 1.5949 | 0.03226 | 506 | 277 | 157 | 72 |
164 | Yes, I found an appointment in your name for 3:00 pm July 6th . . . 2019. | 1.5948 | 0.03300 | 501 | 279 | 146 | 76 |
165 | Sorry, it says here your job interview was last week. | 1.5935 | 0.03350 | 460 | 250 | 147 | 63 |
166 | I'm just saying, it's supposed to be about the journey, not the destination. | 1.5924 | 0.03205 | 503 | 274 | 160 | 69 |
167 | I understand you have a hard shell sir, but everyone signs the waiver. It’s company policy. | 1.5924 | 0.03399 | 471 | 263 | 137 | 71 |
168 | I'm sorry, but it IS called the RAT race, after all... | 1.5910 | 0.03382 | 467 | 259 | 140 | 68 |
169 | We have tons of other cardio options, have you seen our pool | 1.5905 | 0.03371 | 464 | 256 | 142 | 66 |
170 | ‘I’m sorry, we’re really looking for someone who can hit the ground running.’ | 1.5903 | 0.03463 | 476 | 273 | 125 | 78 |
171 | We're looking to hire a number of turtles in an effort to reduce turnover. | 1.5897 | 0.03308 | 507 | 287 | 141 | 79 |
172 | Welcome back to the office. Shells are no longer required. | 1.5896 | 0.03308 | 463 | 251 | 151 | 61 |
173 | No, I am NOT “body shaming” you. It just won’t work. | 1.5881 | 0.03358 | 454 | 248 | 145 | 61 |
174 | A quarter rotation today. You’re improving! | 1.5874 | 0.03254 | 446 | 235 | 160 | 51 |
175 | They're bringing out the cheese soon so don't worry, you'll have this place to yourself. | 1.5869 | 0.03370 | 472 | 264 | 139 | 69 |
176 | Right. Um … so … other than your patience, what else do you feel best suits you for this position? | 1.5867 | 0.03425 | 467 | 264 | 132 | 71 |
177 | What do you mean, you're shutting it down because we're not getting anywhere?! | 1.5866 | 0.03529 | 433 | 243 | 126 | 64 |
178 | Doesn't matter. You still only get 20 minutes. | 1.5857 | 0.03490 | 449 | 254 | 127 | 68 |
179 | How are you with mazes? | 1.5853 | 0.03435 | 463 | 262 | 131 | 70 |
180 | The only opening we have is the Texas Power Grid. But if you don’t mind me saying so, sir, I think you’re a perfect fit. | 1.5839 | 0.03723 | 435 | 259 | 98 | 78 |
181 | It's a triple blind mice study. | 1.5830 | 0.03383 | 470 | 265 | 136 | 69 |
182 | No, this is the line for the rat race. | 1.5830 | 0.03493 | 458 | 263 | 123 | 72 |
183 | We're looking for someone who can keep a steady pace for the next 150 years. | 1.5821 | 0.03576 | 414 | 232 | 123 | 59 |
184 | Start at your own pace. | 1.5820 | 0.03471 | 433 | 241 | 132 | 60 |
185 | This is a rat race, the hare is next door | 1.5814 | 0.03564 | 442 | 255 | 117 | 70 |
186 | The hare told me I’d be a fool not to hire you. | 1.5785 | 0.03526 | 446 | 257 | 120 | 69 |
187 | According to this, your membership expired five years ago. | 1.5780 | 0.03655 | 410 | 235 | 113 | 62 |
188 | Here are three blind mice. See how they run. | 1.5772 | 0.03549 | 421 | 238 | 123 | 60 |
189 | Here, there are no winners | 1.5763 | 0.03503 | 413 | 229 | 130 | 54 |
190 | It can’t be that hard; I won my last race. | 1.5761 | 0.03511 | 427 | 241 | 126 | 60 |
191 | Everyone starts off in training wheels. | 1.5758 | 0.03635 | 396 | 223 | 118 | 55 |
192 | Sorry, you're in the wrong metaphor. | 1.5754 | 0.03639 | 398 | 225 | 117 | 56 |
193 | Actually, there was a typo in the ad. It should have said "full throttle" not full turtle. | 1.5751 | 0.03726 | 386 | 220 | 110 | 56 |
194 | Have you read the job description? | 1.5747 | 0.03572 | 395 | 219 | 125 | 51 |
195 | Are you sure you want to join the rat race? | 1.5743 | 0.03546 | 404 | 225 | 126 | 53 |
196 | I'm sorry but your reservation was for two weeks ago. | 1.5742 | 0.03534 | 411 | 230 | 126 | 55 |
197 | You have fun, you don't have fun; it's still five tickets. | 1.5733 | 0.03723 | 389 | 223 | 109 | 57 |
198 | Your reservation was for three years ago. | 1.5725 | 0.03679 | 407 | 236 | 109 | 62 |
199 | Final question, have you been underneath the refrigerator or inside any walls in the past 14 days? | 1.5714 | 0.03670 | 413 | 241 | 108 | 64 |
200 | Our rates are either by the hour or by the lap. For you I’d recommend by the lap. | 1.5707 | 0.03563 | 417 | 238 | 120 | 59 |
201 | The hare story is impressive, but can you handle having no goal? | 1.5703 | 0.03717 | 370 | 208 | 113 | 49 |
202 | Are you the diversity hire? | 1.5689 | 0.03738 | 399 | 234 | 103 | 62 |
203 | Do you identify as a hamster? | 1.5689 | 0.03738 | 399 | 234 | 103 | 62 |
204 | Sure, but less literally, it's about the futility of capitalism. | 1.5683 | 0.03627 | 410 | 237 | 113 | 60 |
205 | Sorry, it's a rat race! | 1.5681 | 0.03886 | 382 | 228 | 91 | 63 |
206 | I wasn't a gym rat either. But look at me now. | 1.5668 | 0.03668 | 397 | 229 | 111 | 57 |
207 | Just forget everything you know about 'slow and steady.' | 1.5665 | 0.03732 | 376 | 215 | 109 | 52 |
208 | I’m sorry but there’s a reason it’s called a rat race. | 1.5663 | 0.03651 | 392 | 224 | 114 | 54 |
209 | The others are tired of having to flip you back over. | 1.5656 | 0.03726 | 389 | 226 | 106 | 57 |
210 | I’m sorry sir, but this is a rat race. | 1.5645 | 0.03725 | 372 | 212 | 110 | 50 |
211 | Actually, it's taken . . but I have a maze I think I could fit you into . . | 1.5645 | 0.03783 | 349 | 196 | 109 | 44 |
212 | Which category? Speed or endurance? | 1.5640 | 0.03586 | 383 | 214 | 122 | 47 |
213 | If you want to join the rat race, you are going to have to come out of your shell. | 1.5636 | 0.03721 | 385 | 223 | 107 | 55 |
214 | I notice you only worked for one day at the Amazon warehouse | 1.5633 | 0.03760 | 387 | 227 | 102 | 58 |
215 | As I mentioned in the ad, we are a very fast-paced environment. | 1.5628 | 0.03671 | 366 | 205 | 116 | 45 |
216 | Why, yes. We do experience quite a high turnover rate in this line of work. | 1.5623 | 0.03904 | 345 | 199 | 98 | 48 |
217 | I take it you don’t usually come to spin class. | 1.5620 | 0.03684 | 395 | 230 | 108 | 57 |
218 | This is Sprints. Marathons down the hall, on the right. | 1.5618 | 0.03546 | 372 | 204 | 127 | 41 |
219 | I'm sorry, but your reservation was for last week. | 1.5611 | 0.04018 | 360 | 218 | 82 | 60 |
220 | Listen barry, i get that you identify as a mouse... | 1.5610 | 0.03935 | 344 | 200 | 95 | 49 |
221 | Wrong door. "Slow and Steady" is down the hall. | 1.5607 | 0.03671 | 387 | 223 | 111 | 53 |
222 | Are you sure you understand the qualifications? | 1.5605 | 0.03723 | 380 | 220 | 107 | 53 |
223 | Remember, it's the journey not the destination. | 1.5601 | 0.03918 | 341 | 197 | 97 | 47 |
224 | But would you consider working remotely -- say, from our Galapagos office? | 1.5598 | 0.03945 | 343 | 200 | 94 | 49 |
225 | Yes, it always fills up right after the New Year. | 1.5595 | 0.03643 | 370 | 208 | 117 | 45 |
226 | Look I’m glad you’re coming out of your shell but the rat race just isn’t for you. | 1.5593 | 0.03871 | 354 | 206 | 98 | 50 |
227 | Victory over hare duly noted, but not in the skill set we're looking for. | 1.5591 | 0.03735 | 381 | 222 | 105 | 54 |
228 | It's a complete waste of time, but it beats writing cartoon captions. | 1.5587 | 0.03935 | 349 | 205 | 93 | 51 |
229 | We’re hoping you can help show the other employees the value of pacing themselves. | 1.5587 | 0.03561 | 349 | 188 | 127 | 34 |
230 | Sorry, I think you’re in the wrong cliché | 1.5586 | 0.04014 | 333 | 195 | 90 | 48 |
231 | On the other hand, you get paid by the hour. | 1.5584 | 0.03687 | 385 | 223 | 109 | 53 |
232 | You’re late. We started without you. | 1.5583 | 0.03761 | 360 | 206 | 107 | 47 |
233 | You say you want a revolution. You mean, like, one revolution. | 1.5581 | 0.03921 | 353 | 208 | 93 | 52 |
234 | So your therapist thinks this may help you come out of your shell, huh? | 1.5580 | 0.03555 | 371 | 205 | 125 | 41 |
235 | I think you want the Tai Chi class next door | 1.5575 | 0.03616 | 348 | 190 | 122 | 36 |
236 | You're late. The test was yesterday. | 1.5572 | 0.03932 | 332 | 191 | 97 | 44 |
237 | You don't quite look as nimble as your headshot. | 1.5568 | 0.03802 | 370 | 217 | 100 | 53 |
238 | Better Late Than Never | 1.5565 | 0.03934 | 354 | 210 | 91 | 53 |
239 | Where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.5552 | 0.03787 | 362 | 210 | 103 | 49 |
240 | You're in luck. We recently added a "slow and steady" membership plan. | 1.5552 | 0.03602 | 353 | 194 | 122 | 37 |
241 | I can't explain it. It's really addictive. | 1.5545 | 0.04011 | 321 | 186 | 92 | 43 |
242 | I bring diversity to the sport. | 1.5544 | 0.03614 | 377 | 214 | 117 | 46 |
243 | Don't be discouraged! The main thing is you're here; you walked through those doors and you're ready to make a change. | 1.5543 | 0.03700 | 368 | 211 | 110 | 47 |
244 | I don’t give a rat’s ass. You’re late! | 1.5530 | 0.03831 | 349 | 202 | 101 | 46 |
245 | You really don't look anything like your photo. | 1.5529 | 0.03818 | 340 | 194 | 104 | 42 |
246 | Frankly, we could use a little 'slow and steady' in the office. What we're currently doing is a disaster. | 1.5521 | 0.03782 | 355 | 205 | 104 | 46 |
247 | If you can get on, be my guest. | 1.5512 | 0.03888 | 332 | 191 | 99 | 42 |
248 | You better be good. We turned down a rabbit for this because of you. | 1.5510 | 0.03905 | 343 | 201 | 95 | 47 |
249 | You identify as a hamster? Cool. I identify as Walter Cronkite | 1.5507 | 0.04099 | 345 | 212 | 76 | 57 |
250 | The point? I'm not sure I understand your question. | 1.5495 | 0.04041 | 313 | 182 | 90 | 41 |
251 | Sir, I understand it took you forever to get here and that’s kind of the point. | 1.5491 | 0.03895 | 326 | 187 | 99 | 40 |
252 | I'm sorry. They sent you to the wrong department. This is the rat race. | 1.5491 | 0.03990 | 326 | 191 | 91 | 44 |
253 | You going for distance or time? | 1.5489 | 0.04003 | 317 | 184 | 92 | 41 |
254 | So,what are your fitness goals? | 1.5485 | 0.03954 | 330 | 193 | 93 | 44 |
255 | You’ll be perfect for the Senate. Sit over there. | 1.5475 | 0.04148 | 305 | 180 | 83 | 42 |
256 | I know but let’s be honest, the rabbit fell asleep. | 1.5475 | 0.03842 | 358 | 212 | 96 | 50 |
257 | Try to fit in | 1.5469 | 0.03824 | 320 | 180 | 105 | 35 |
258 | We offer endless opportunity for advancement. | 1.5460 | 0.03992 | 326 | 192 | 90 | 44 |
259 | Have you talked to the swim team? | 1.5452 | 0.03890 | 332 | 193 | 97 | 42 |
260 | Can you explain the 10 year gap since you beat the hare? | 1.5452 | 0.03942 | 310 | 177 | 97 | 36 |
261 | You're on wheel #3 in 40 minutes, try not to be late! | 1.5444 | 0.03877 | 349 | 207 | 94 | 48 |
262 | Sorry, you’re just not cut out for the rat race. | 1.5438 | 0.03805 | 331 | 189 | 104 | 38 |
263 | Sure, we go nowhere. But FAST! | 1.5437 | 0.03979 | 309 | 178 | 94 | 37 |
264 | And the best part is, you get to work from home | 1.5434 | 0.04012 | 311 | 181 | 91 | 39 |
265 | Just in case you get stuck on your back, sign this waiver of liability. | 1.5433 | 0.03842 | 335 | 194 | 100 | 41 |
266 | ‘We’re looking to diversify our workforce’ | 1.5432 | 0.04011 | 324 | 192 | 88 | 44 |
267 | No. Your metaphor is down the hall in 403; the room with the hare. | 1.5432 | 0.03896 | 359 | 217 | 89 | 53 |
268 | Who’s Kafka? | 1.5418 | 0.03924 | 323 | 188 | 95 | 40 |
269 | You’re gonna need to come out of your shell. | 1.5415 | 0.03976 | 301 | 172 | 95 | 34 |
270 | Don't worry. You're all gonna arrive at the same time. | 1.5414 | 0.03958 | 314 | 182 | 94 | 38 |
271 | The rules state - No protective gear allowed. | 1.5405 | 0.03997 | 296 | 169 | 94 | 33 |
272 | Our preliminary results suggest you guys actually do better in the long run. | 1.5405 | 0.04110 | 296 | 173 | 86 | 37 |
273 | So, tell us more about this ‘slow and steady’… | 1.5399 | 0.03849 | 326 | 188 | 100 | 38 |
274 | I won't sugarcoat it Jeff: your numbers are down. | 1.5394 | 0.04056 | 317 | 189 | 85 | 43 |
275 | Diversity? Hell no, this is a rat race! | 1.5387 | 0.04210 | 297 | 178 | 78 | 41 |
276 | Yes, I know you beat the hare | 1.5379 | 0.04088 | 290 | 168 | 88 | 34 |
277 | Speed is not the issue Carl, it's the extra weight that concerns me | 1.5367 | 0.04070 | 300 | 176 | 87 | 37 |
278 | I will need you to sign this release form in case of shell shock. | 1.5362 | 0.04110 | 304 | 181 | 83 | 40 |
279 | Sorry, the Maze was yesterday. | 1.5358 | 0.03994 | 321 | 191 | 88 | 42 |
280 | I know the power is out... we're working as fast as we can. | 1.5356 | 0.04260 | 295 | 179 | 74 | 42 |
281 | Congratulations again on beating the hare. We're very excited to work with you. | 1.5345 | 0.04160 | 275 | 159 | 85 | 31 |
282 | Nothing personal, but you're a fucking turtle. | 1.5341 | 0.04326 | 337 | 221 | 52 | 64 |
283 | I'm racing the hare next month and want to work on my stamina. | 1.5324 | 0.03821 | 293 | 163 | 104 | 26 |
284 | I’m sorry but even the job posting stated this is a fast-paced work environment. | 1.5324 | 0.04087 | 293 | 172 | 86 | 35 |
285 | We’re looking for a change of pace | 1.5319 | 0.04146 | 282 | 165 | 84 | 33 |
286 | So you’re the new diversity hire, huh? | 1.5315 | 0.04103 | 286 | 167 | 86 | 33 |
287 | What took you so long? | 1.5300 | 0.04226 | 283 | 169 | 78 | 36 |
288 | Ok...We'll start you off slow. | 1.5300 | 0.03904 | 300 | 172 | 97 | 31 |
289 | Ok, so we definitely should have asked for your species on the application form, that's on us. | 1.5298 | 0.04114 | 285 | 167 | 85 | 33 |
290 | I'm afraid you're just not cut out for the rat race, sir. | 1.5294 | 0.04130 | 289 | 171 | 83 | 35 |
291 | Like I said, fast-paced work environment. | 1.5288 | 0.04011 | 295 | 172 | 90 | 33 |
292 | Are you trying to lose weight or gain muscle? | 1.5286 | 0.04047 | 297 | 175 | 87 | 35 |
293 | As a matter of fact, they are blind, yes. | 1.5286 | 0.04138 | 280 | 164 | 84 | 32 |
294 | I'll need a doctor's note. | 1.5282 | 0.04244 | 284 | 171 | 76 | 37 |
295 | We’re more than just a shell company. | 1.5282 | 0.04064 | 284 | 165 | 88 | 31 |
296 | You're late due to a bad hare day? | 1.5282 | 0.04155 | 284 | 168 | 82 | 34 |
297 | You're what we call the control subject. | 1.5275 | 0.04280 | 273 | 163 | 76 | 34 |
298 | My boss is gonna kill me, but I think you should try our pay-by-the-mile plan instead. | 1.5274 | 0.04268 | 292 | 179 | 72 | 41 |
299 | We were impressed by your performance against the hare | 1.5263 | 0.04085 | 285 | 167 | 86 | 32 |
300 | Scientifically, we still can't figure out how you beat the rabbit. | 1.5259 | 0.04252 | 270 | 160 | 78 | 32 |
301 | Thanks for joining the team. We really need a change of pace around here. | 1.5258 | 0.03993 | 291 | 169 | 91 | 31 |
302 | Listen, it may win the race, but it won’t generate the power we need. | 1.5254 | 0.03953 | 295 | 171 | 93 | 31 |
303 | Sometimes you just have to come out of your shell and try new things. | 1.5250 | 0.04077 | 280 | 163 | 87 | 30 |
304 | No, but I like your attitude. | 1.5249 | 0.04293 | 261 | 154 | 77 | 30 |
305 | Late again for spin class. What's you excuse this time? | 1.5243 | 0.04385 | 267 | 162 | 70 | 35 |
306 | I really think my spin class will help you break out of your shell. | 1.5243 | 0.03850 | 309 | 179 | 98 | 32 |
307 | Due to our high turnover rate we'd like to try your slow and steady approach. | 1.5241 | 0.04017 | 311 | 187 | 85 | 39 |
308 | Sorry, but your resume shows you lack experience in getting nowhere fast. | 1.5240 | 0.04213 | 292 | 178 | 75 | 39 |
309 | You're ready for the Hare, Frank. You don't need us anymore. | 1.5236 | 0.04278 | 296 | 184 | 69 | 43 |
310 | This IS the beginners class. | 1.5235 | 0.04265 | 277 | 167 | 75 | 35 |
311 | I think you're better suited for upper management | 1.5233 | 0.04468 | 258 | 157 | 67 | 34 |
312 | Where do I see myself in five years? You're kidding, right? | 1.5229 | 0.04416 | 262 | 159 | 69 | 34 |
313 | You won’t beat him again with that slow and steady crap. | 1.5227 | 0.04325 | 264 | 158 | 74 | 32 |
314 | We’re all still trying to beat that goddamn hare. How’d you do it? | 1.5221 | 0.04325 | 272 | 165 | 72 | 35 |
315 | Rodents only, huh? Did I fail to mention I am also an attorney? | 1.5217 | 0.04369 | 276 | 170 | 68 | 38 |
316 | Are you sure you are ready for corporate America? | 1.5213 | 0.04327 | 282 | 174 | 69 | 39 |
317 | Sorry, fella- this is the fast track. | 1.5210 | 0.04281 | 286 | 176 | 71 | 39 |
318 | You looked different on Zoom. | 1.5209 | 0.04236 | 263 | 155 | 79 | 29 |
319 | There’s no finish line so everybody wins. | 1.5201 | 0.04282 | 273 | 165 | 74 | 34 |
320 | So why do you want to work for Goldman Sachs? | 1.5192 | 0.04671 | 260 | 166 | 53 | 41 |
321 | Try to be on time tomorrow, ok? | 1.5181 | 0.04185 | 276 | 165 | 79 | 32 |
322 | Legally, I’m not allowed to say diversity hire.. | 1.5176 | 0.04217 | 284 | 173 | 75 | 36 |
323 | You weren't my first choice until I heard you beat the hare in a footrace. | 1.5174 | 0.04319 | 259 | 155 | 74 | 30 |
324 | Welcome to Amazon, I’ll show you around the fulfillment center. | 1.5171 | 0.04437 | 263 | 162 | 66 | 35 |
325 | so what are your weight loss goals? | 1.5155 | 0.04401 | 258 | 157 | 69 | 32 |
326 | This is training for the Rat Race. You want Tortoise and Hare Training next door. | 1.5150 | 0.04335 | 266 | 162 | 71 | 33 |
327 | You can give it a try, but no one's ever won. | 1.5148 | 0.04254 | 270 | 163 | 75 | 32 |
328 | This is an existential struggle, not a simple race. | 1.5145 | 0.04482 | 241 | 145 | 68 | 28 |
329 | I'm sorry, but the pre-employment exam results indicate that you're just a hare too slow. | 1.5139 | 0.04349 | 251 | 150 | 73 | 28 |
330 | So, your resume says you're more of a marathon runner. | 1.5137 | 0.04115 | 255 | 147 | 85 | 23 |
331 | You want Aquatics. Ninth floor, first door. | 1.5133 | 0.04203 | 263 | 156 | 79 | 28 |
332 | I'd like to talk to you about working from home. | 1.5133 | 0.04438 | 263 | 163 | 65 | 35 |
333 | I understand, you identify as a mouse. | 1.5131 | 0.04387 | 267 | 165 | 67 | 35 |
334 | Feel free to climb in and take it for a spin. | 1.5121 | 0.04535 | 248 | 153 | 63 | 32 |
335 | Take wheel Number Three . Every Tuesday Bob works from home . | 1.5109 | 0.04574 | 274 | 178 | 52 | 44 |
336 | You’re the perfect candidate to diversify our work force. What are your pronouns? | 1.5107 | 0.04908 | 233 | 150 | 47 | 36 |
337 | Yes, you’re in the right place. The labor shortage motivated us to loosen our search criteria. | 1.5097 | 0.04203 | 257 | 152 | 79 | 26 |
338 | “That’s some résumé. Works hard. Goes nowhere.” | 1.5095 | 0.04339 | 263 | 161 | 70 | 32 |
339 | You have to be at least as tall as me to ride. | 1.5088 | 0.04546 | 228 | 137 | 66 | 25 |
340 | Says here on your resumé you once beat a hare in a race? When can you start? | 1.5086 | 0.04612 | 232 | 142 | 62 | 28 |
341 | I told them you beat the hare, and now they can't stop practicing for the big race tomorrow. | 1.5082 | 0.04365 | 244 | 146 | 72 | 26 |
342 | It's the journey, not the destination. | 1.5081 | 0.04563 | 246 | 153 | 61 | 32 |
343 | A finish line? Never heard of it. | 1.5081 | 0.04314 | 248 | 148 | 74 | 26 |
344 | If you want to join the rat race, first come out of your shell. | 1.5079 | 0.04445 | 252 | 155 | 66 | 31 |
345 | Sorry, there’s no ‘slow and steady’ option on these machines. | 1.5078 | 0.04179 | 256 | 151 | 80 | 25 |
346 | I just need five more minutes to get all my steps in for the day. | 1.5075 | 0.04213 | 268 | 162 | 76 | 30 |
347 | But Senator, Kentucky needs you more. | 1.5064 | 0.04871 | 233 | 150 | 48 | 35 |
348 | We really should have turned our zoom cameras on during the interview. | 1.5064 | 0.04433 | 233 | 139 | 70 | 24 |
349 | So, Mr McConnell, it says here your goal is to put a stop to all progress by the current administration. | 1.5062 | 0.04782 | 241 | 155 | 50 | 36 |
350 | As long as the wheel’s spinning, they don’t care who’s in there. | 1.5062 | 0.04340 | 243 | 145 | 73 | 25 |
351 | It's this or a cubicle. | 1.5043 | 0.04475 | 230 | 138 | 68 | 24 |
352 | If you're not interested in spin class, maybe you'd like sign up for jazzercise. | 1.5042 | 0.04536 | 240 | 148 | 63 | 29 |
353 | I'm sorry, but the job posting specifically said RAT race. | 1.5041 | 0.04378 | 246 | 149 | 70 | 27 |
354 | It's an equal opportunity rat race. | 1.5041 | 0.04262 | 246 | 146 | 76 | 24 |
355 | We were impressed to find on your resume that you outran a hare. | 1.5040 | 0.04389 | 248 | 151 | 69 | 28 |
356 | Sure. You break out that shell of yours, there's no telling what could happen. | 1.5040 | 0.04337 | 252 | 153 | 71 | 28 |
357 | Look, you’re consistent, but you’re still not making quota… | 1.5023 | 0.04839 | 215 | 134 | 54 | 27 |
358 | You might be better suited for our maze department | 1.5022 | 0.04534 | 223 | 134 | 66 | 23 |
359 | Oh no, we value diversity here. | 1.5021 | 0.04312 | 239 | 142 | 74 | 23 |
360 | We’re looking for someone who thinks outside of the wheel. | 1.5021 | 0.04180 | 243 | 142 | 80 | 21 |
361 | The ad specifically said this was a fast-paced work environment. | 1.5020 | 0.04314 | 245 | 147 | 73 | 25 |
362 | The hare's late, so it's all yours. | 1.5020 | 0.04406 | 255 | 158 | 66 | 31 |
363 | Ah, you sounded different on the phone. | 1.5019 | 0.04339 | 263 | 163 | 68 | 32 |
364 | We charge by time, not revolutions. | 1.5000 | 0.04461 | 234 | 142 | 67 | 25 |
365 | I have to race this hare soon, but my gym's been closed for 16 months, and I'm terribly out of shape. | 1.5000 | 0.04303 | 266 | 165 | 69 | 32 |
366 | Our lifetime membership package could be rewarding for you. | 1.5000 | 0.04845 | 212 | 132 | 54 | 26 |
367 | I'm afraid you're late for the Rat Race. Would you like to try the Wild Goose Chase? | 1.5000 | 0.04508 | 242 | 150 | 63 | 29 |
368 | Well, your six months late for your appointment, but I'll see what I can do. | 1.5000 | 0.04632 | 236 | 148 | 58 | 30 |
369 | Your day pass expired since you left the front desk. | 1.5000 | 0.04740 | 234 | 149 | 53 | 32 |
370 | Now, if anyone asks - say you're a mouse. | 1.4981 | 0.04216 | 259 | 157 | 75 | 27 |
371 | It’s not a contest. It’s a lifestyle. | 1.4979 | 0.04393 | 239 | 145 | 69 | 25 |
372 | Take your time. | 1.4979 | 0.04306 | 233 | 138 | 74 | 21 |
373 | Drop the sham clipboard and get back to work! | 1.4978 | 0.04739 | 229 | 145 | 54 | 30 |
374 | You heard about us through word-of-mouse? | 1.4978 | 0.04819 | 229 | 147 | 50 | 32 |
375 | Well, I was going to hire the hare, but since you got here first... | 1.4961 | 0.04384 | 254 | 158 | 66 | 30 |
376 | Hey guys, our stamina trainer has arrived. | 1.4959 | 0.04233 | 242 | 144 | 76 | 22 |
377 | We take diversity seriously. | 1.4958 | 0.04175 | 240 | 141 | 79 | 20 |
378 | Excuse Me, the sign in the lobby said this was ERCOT/ Texas Electric/Power infrastructure . Did I walk into the wrong room or is this the electric grid for the state of Texas | 1.4957 | 0.04612 | 232 | 145 | 59 | 28 |
379 | we require a masters degree and 5 years of experience. The job pays minimum wage | 1.4956 | 0.04754 | 228 | 145 | 53 | 30 |
380 | This is not your wheelhouse. | 1.4953 | 0.04891 | 212 | 134 | 51 | 27 |
381 | The hare was just the first test. | 1.4939 | 0.04503 | 245 | 154 | 61 | 30 |
382 | We're putting you on the fast track. | 1.4936 | 0.04475 | 233 | 143 | 65 | 25 |
383 | Well, we USED to be a shell company... | 1.4936 | 0.04391 | 233 | 141 | 69 | 23 |
384 | Just finishing up. They're on spin cycle. | 1.4935 | 0.04419 | 231 | 140 | 68 | 23 |
385 | This is a speed race, not a shell game. | 1.4934 | 0.04688 | 227 | 143 | 56 | 28 |
386 | I'm sorry but we need more than a reference from a Rabbit. | 1.4930 | 0.04593 | 213 | 129 | 63 | 21 |
387 | ...and you thrive in a fast-paced environment? | 1.4930 | 0.04640 | 213 | 130 | 61 | 22 |
388 | You're in luck, the rabbit slept though his time slot. | 1.4915 | 0.04207 | 234 | 138 | 77 | 19 |
389 | Glad you could make it. We’ve tested going fast and got nowhere! | 1.4912 | 0.04504 | 228 | 140 | 64 | 24 |
390 | You’ve come to the wrong metaphor | 1.4907 | 0.04718 | 214 | 133 | 57 | 24 |
391 | If you win again, I don't know how we'd spin it. | 1.4888 | 0.04708 | 223 | 141 | 55 | 27 |
392 | It said on your resumé you can handle fast-paced work environments? | 1.4887 | 0.04563 | 221 | 136 | 62 | 23 |
393 | They don’t understand Critical Race Theory around here, either. | 1.4887 | 0.04993 | 221 | 146 | 42 | 33 |
394 | The hare gave you a great reference. Welcome aboard. | 1.4885 | 0.04578 | 217 | 133 | 62 | 22 |
395 | I'm afraid they don't have a 'Slow & Steady' setting. | 1.4884 | 0.04513 | 215 | 130 | 65 | 20 |
396 | You're late, Mitch. | 1.4878 | 0.04968 | 205 | 131 | 48 | 26 |
397 | Just go at your own pace. | 1.4876 | 0.04685 | 201 | 122 | 60 | 19 |
398 | I don't care if you identify as a rat. The law is the law. | 1.4876 | 0.05043 | 201 | 129 | 46 | 26 |
399 | We were counting on you to make it inclusive. | 1.4874 | 0.04157 | 238 | 141 | 78 | 19 |
400 | Sorry, there are no winners in this race. | 1.4873 | 0.04913 | 197 | 123 | 52 | 22 |
401 | According to this schedule, you have it reserved for one revolution or Thursday......whichever comes first. | 1.4873 | 0.04709 | 236 | 153 | 51 | 32 |
402 | We all started out just like you. | 1.4867 | 0.04489 | 226 | 139 | 64 | 23 |
403 | Land on your back and we are not liable | 1.4867 | 0.04532 | 226 | 140 | 62 | 24 |
404 | Are you sure you want a turn? It's a real rat race. | 1.4865 | 0.04411 | 222 | 134 | 68 | 20 |
405 | Have you considered water aerobics? | 1.4864 | 0.04885 | 220 | 143 | 47 | 30 |
406 | So what's your preferred pronoun? | 1.4860 | 0.04764 | 214 | 135 | 54 | 25 |
407 | Pace yourself. | 1.4860 | 0.04528 | 214 | 130 | 64 | 20 |
408 | I thnk you would be better off on our stationary bike. | 1.4858 | 0.04751 | 212 | 133 | 55 | 24 |
409 | YOU wanna go nowhere fast? | 1.4858 | 0.04459 | 212 | 127 | 67 | 18 |
410 | Where do I see myself in five years? Well…still here… | 1.4842 | 0.04935 | 190 | 118 | 52 | 20 |
411 | We’re looking for participants who can turn this study into a fable. | 1.4836 | 0.04639 | 213 | 132 | 59 | 22 |
412 | You seem like a nice guy, but slowing down is against everything the rat race stands for. | 1.4834 | 0.04767 | 211 | 133 | 54 | 24 |
413 | Yes, they started off as turtles too. Just sign here... | 1.4822 | 0.04965 | 197 | 125 | 49 | 23 |
414 | You might get more out of pilates. | 1.4821 | 0.04675 | 195 | 118 | 60 | 17 |
415 | Listen, I’m going out on a limb here. Although you’ve lied on your resume, we are having a dreadful time trying to get our employees back to the office. You’re hired! | 1.4806 | 0.04852 | 206 | 131 | 51 | 24 |
416 | Maybe the rat-race is not for you"?.. | 1.4805 | 0.04706 | 231 | 150 | 51 | 30 |
417 | Maybe admin’s more your thing | 1.4804 | 0.04634 | 204 | 125 | 60 | 19 |
418 | How did you get here faster than the hare? | 1.4800 | 0.04806 | 200 | 125 | 54 | 21 |
419 | We have a high turnover. | 1.4798 | 0.04706 | 223 | 143 | 53 | 27 |
420 | What makes you think you're a diversity hire? | 1.4791 | 0.04607 | 215 | 134 | 59 | 22 |
421 | Last time you fell asleep at the wheel. | 1.4787 | 0.04972 | 188 | 118 | 50 | 20 |
422 | So, I'm going to need you to squeak like a mouse every once in a while. The condo association rules are pretty strict. | 1.4787 | 0.05085 | 188 | 120 | 46 | 22 |
423 | This exercise may leave you a little shell-shocked. | 1.4780 | 0.04820 | 205 | 130 | 52 | 23 |
424 | Finally, someone who’s OK with the lack of advancement opportunities this position offers. | 1.4780 | 0.05210 | 182 | 117 | 43 | 22 |
425 | We don't really have a slow lane here. | 1.4778 | 0.04702 | 203 | 126 | 57 | 20 |
426 | Are you sure you want to come out of your shell? | 1.4772 | 0.04805 | 197 | 123 | 54 | 20 |
427 | As my resume states, I did win a race against a rabbit. | 1.4769 | 0.04730 | 216 | 138 | 53 | 25 |
428 | Welcome back to the office. | 1.4762 | 0.04734 | 210 | 133 | 54 | 23 |
429 | Sorry, the rat race is species specific. | 1.4756 | 0.04758 | 225 | 147 | 49 | 29 |
430 | That race was over yesterday. | 1.4755 | 0.04984 | 204 | 133 | 45 | 26 |
431 | I like your can-do spirit. | 1.4752 | 0.04718 | 202 | 126 | 56 | 20 |
432 | I know you're a talking turtle and I'm a talking rat, but I can't willingly suspend my disbelief any further. | 1.4737 | 0.05044 | 190 | 122 | 46 | 22 |
433 | Yes, I get it, but you still need to sign the waiver. | 1.4734 | 0.04855 | 188 | 117 | 53 | 18 |
434 | I AM THINKING ABOUT LEAVING THE RAT RACE | 1.4732 | 0.04816 | 224 | 148 | 46 | 30 |
435 | There's a 3 hour time limit. | 1.4732 | 0.04718 | 205 | 129 | 55 | 21 |
436 | Yes, of course -- we're looking to diversify. | 1.4730 | 0.04315 | 222 | 135 | 69 | 18 |
437 | Finish line? what exactly is that? | 1.4725 | 0.04908 | 182 | 113 | 52 | 17 |
438 | Can you substitute the cheese with fresh lettuce?" | 1.4724 | 0.04715 | 199 | 124 | 56 | 19 |
439 | As it's your first day just take it slow, go at your own pace. | 1.4723 | 0.04277 | 235 | 145 | 69 | 21 |
440 | I like the initiative in bringing your own safety equipment. | 1.4720 | 0.04668 | 214 | 136 | 55 | 23 |
441 | Three out of four rats agree: it's the journey, not the destination. | 1.4715 | 0.04764 | 193 | 120 | 55 | 18 |
442 | . We’ll, I dunno, slow AND steady…you’re probably overqualified. | 1.4714 | 0.04968 | 210 | 139 | 43 | 28 |
443 | I see you brought your home office with you. | 1.4712 | 0.04856 | 191 | 120 | 52 | 19 |
444 | I know we have an opening, but we just can't squeeze you in. | 1.4712 | 0.04856 | 191 | 120 | 52 | 19 |
445 | Sorry, wrong parable. | 1.4712 | 0.04718 | 208 | 132 | 54 | 22 |
446 | First I want you to teach them how to take it slow. | 1.4709 | 0.04485 | 223 | 140 | 61 | 22 |
447 | I’m not gonna lie, man. This ride is gonna fuck you up. | 1.4706 | 0.05378 | 187 | 126 | 34 | 27 |
448 | You're in luck. My eleven o'clock got eaten by a cat." | 1.4700 | 0.05008 | 200 | 131 | 44 | 25 |
449 | Aesop sent you? | 1.4700 | 0.05008 | 200 | 131 | 44 | 25 |
450 | As you can see, we have a real go-nowhere-fast culture here. | 1.4695 | 0.04684 | 213 | 136 | 54 | 23 |
451 | This is no place to think outside the box, turtle. | 1.4694 | 0.04711 | 196 | 122 | 56 | 18 |
452 | How can I assure you that you're not a diversity hire ? | 1.4694 | 0.04541 | 196 | 119 | 62 | 15 |
453 | The temp agency said you have some race experience. | 1.4694 | 0.04655 | 196 | 121 | 58 | 17 |
454 | Oh certainly. When it comes to diversity, we do more than ´walk the walk’ . | 1.4693 | 0.04838 | 179 | 110 | 54 | 15 |
455 | You're late. We finished turtles three years ago. | 1.4691 | 0.05124 | 194 | 128 | 41 | 25 |
456 | 'Carapace Diem...' | 1.4688 | 0.04837 | 192 | 121 | 52 | 19 |
457 | So you want to give it a whirl? | 1.4686 | 0.04583 | 207 | 129 | 59 | 19 |
458 | My therapist said it will get me out of my shell. | 1.4684 | 0.04817 | 190 | 119 | 53 | 18 |
459 | We need a new vision for our company, someone with tough skin that can withstand this roller coaster | 1.4683 | 0.04666 | 205 | 129 | 56 | 20 |
460 | I don't doubt that you'd win, Chuck, but this class is about futility. | 1.4682 | 0.05471 | 173 | 115 | 35 | 23 |
461 | We had to start the race without you. | 1.4679 | 0.04558 | 218 | 138 | 58 | 22 |
462 | You are clearly a management candidate. | 1.4677 | 0.05008 | 186 | 119 | 47 | 20 |
463 | Those are the options. Spin the wheel or buy a vowel. | 1.4677 | 0.05066 | 186 | 120 | 45 | 21 |
464 | Maybe yoga is more your speed. | 1.4674 | 0.04868 | 184 | 115 | 52 | 17 |
465 | It says here you prefer working from home | 1.4674 | 0.05107 | 184 | 119 | 44 | 21 |
466 | Not to worry, I identify as a hamster. | 1.4673 | 0.04820 | 199 | 127 | 51 | 21 |
467 | Before I let you on I have to ask a few questions. First, are you a hamster? | 1.4667 | 0.05190 | 180 | 117 | 42 | 21 |
468 | If it's and consolation, the hare didn't get the job either. | 1.4667 | 0.04714 | 225 | 148 | 49 | 28 |
469 | I'm going to need you to sign this release form. | 1.4663 | 0.04874 | 193 | 123 | 50 | 20 |
470 | So you claim you bested a hare? | 1.4663 | 0.04762 | 193 | 121 | 54 | 18 |
471 | It's minimum wage but the cardio is off the charts. | 1.4659 | 0.04895 | 176 | 109 | 52 | 15 |
472 | It is how you won the race that interests us" | 1.4659 | 0.05026 | 176 | 111 | 48 | 17 |
473 | We never body shame here. | 1.4659 | 0.05026 | 176 | 111 | 48 | 17 |
474 | Well, you interviewed better than the hare. | 1.4657 | 0.04524 | 204 | 126 | 61 | 17 |
475 | I'll pay you $5.00 to take my place, | 1.4655 | 0.05132 | 174 | 111 | 45 | 18 |
476 | Take her for a spin. | 1.4643 | 0.04819 | 196 | 125 | 51 | 20 |
477 | No, I'm afraid you can't work from home | 1.4641 | 0.04600 | 209 | 132 | 57 | 20 |
478 | Your third tardy this week Dennis, and it’s only Wednesday | 1.4639 | 0.05312 | 166 | 107 | 41 | 18 |
479 | Have you ever thought of coming out? | 1.4637 | 0.05271 | 179 | 118 | 39 | 22 |
480 | Don't you think swimming aerobics might be a better choice for you? | 1.4637 | 0.04964 | 179 | 113 | 49 | 17 |
481 | O.K., let me get this straight, "Slow and what" wins the race? | 1.4637 | 0.05089 | 179 | 115 | 45 | 19 |
482 | So you beat the hare. Impressive. | 1.4635 | 0.04721 | 192 | 120 | 55 | 17 |
483 | Just ignore them and focus on your strengths. | 1.4635 | 0.04947 | 192 | 124 | 47 | 21 |
484 | Listen, Steve, I know this newest form of renewable energy isn’t ideal but you have to do your part. | 1.4632 | 0.04756 | 190 | 119 | 54 | 17 |
485 | I'm certain that a few spins will help to bring you out of your shell. | 1.4624 | 0.05064 | 186 | 121 | 44 | 21 |
486 | No worries. You flip on your back, we’ll turn you right over. | 1.4624 | 0.04948 | 186 | 119 | 48 | 19 |
487 | How slow can it go? | 1.4623 | 0.04657 | 199 | 125 | 56 | 18 |
488 | I mean, it’s not SoulCycle, but, it’ll get you out of your shell. | 1.4623 | 0.04765 | 199 | 127 | 52 | 20 |
489 | I’m sorry buddy, but I can’t let you on there like that or they’ll all want protective clothing | 1.4620 | 0.05062 | 171 | 108 | 47 | 16 |
490 | No, we don't do slow and steady. | 1.4620 | 0.05220 | 184 | 122 | 39 | 23 |
491 | A rat race has no finish line. | 1.4611 | 0.04982 | 193 | 126 | 45 | 22 |
492 | Big deal. My mom could've beat the hare. | 1.4611 | 0.04872 | 193 | 124 | 49 | 20 |
493 | We need you to prove a critical race theory. Just not THAT critical race theory. | 1.4611 | 0.04982 | 193 | 126 | 45 | 22 |
494 | Of course, you'll have to sign a waiver... | 1.4611 | 0.04685 | 180 | 110 | 57 | 13 |
495 | Sorry Senator McConnell. Your membership expired one month ago. | 1.4611 | 0.05807 | 167 | 116 | 25 | 26 |
496 | You're going to be the control subject in this experiment. | 1.4599 | 0.04985 | 187 | 121 | 46 | 20 |
497 | Unfortunately you tested positive for grass | 1.4598 | 0.05444 | 174 | 117 | 34 | 23 |
498 | So, you’re looking to join the rat race? | 1.4596 | 0.04888 | 198 | 129 | 47 | 22 |
499 | We charge by the hour, not by the mile. | 1.4592 | 0.04871 | 196 | 127 | 48 | 21 |
500 | You've been a little slow getting back to the office | 1.4590 | 0.04822 | 183 | 115 | 52 | 16 |
501 | You might want to consider another line of work. | 1.4590 | 0.04945 | 183 | 117 | 48 | 18 |
502 | Sorry, but this is the rat race. | 1.4589 | 0.04779 | 207 | 135 | 49 | 23 |
503 | Just be sure to wipe it down when you're done. | 1.4588 | 0.05284 | 170 | 111 | 40 | 19 |
504 | Don't worry about what your neighbor is doing, go at your own pace. | 1.4583 | 0.04542 | 192 | 118 | 60 | 14 |
505 | Could it be under another name? | 1.4581 | 0.04590 | 203 | 128 | 57 | 18 |
506 | Go ahead. Knock yourself out. | 1.4581 | 0.04768 | 179 | 111 | 54 | 14 |
507 | One ticket for the slow and steady please. | 1.4574 | 0.04849 | 188 | 120 | 50 | 18 |
508 | Perhaps you would be more interested in our yoga classes... | 1.4565 | 0.04864 | 184 | 117 | 50 | 17 |
509 | You must be here for the slow-and-steady-rat-race analogy. We're not really sure what it means either. | 1.4563 | 0.05158 | 160 | 101 | 45 | 14 |
510 | You won the rat race by a hare? | 1.4559 | 0.04830 | 204 | 134 | 47 | 23 |
511 | Peleton will pay you big money to hear your story. | 1.4557 | 0.05126 | 158 | 99 | 46 | 13 |
512 | Our beginner spin class is on Fridays. | 1.4556 | 0.04941 | 180 | 115 | 48 | 17 |
513 | This job requires a certain sense of joie de vivre. You may need to come out of your shell. | 1.4556 | 0.04877 | 180 | 114 | 50 | 16 |
514 | You're just here to make them look good. | 1.4545 | 0.04885 | 198 | 130 | 46 | 22 |
515 | Your first spin class is free. | 1.4540 | 0.05192 | 174 | 114 | 41 | 19 |
516 | Welcome to the Rat Race. | 1.4531 | 0.04831 | 192 | 124 | 49 | 19 |
517 | It’s not a wheel, it’s a lifestyle. | 1.4530 | 0.04982 | 181 | 117 | 46 | 18 |
518 | What do you mean, 'Take it easy'? It's a rat race. | 1.4526 | 0.05091 | 190 | 127 | 40 | 23 |
519 | Five miles or thirty minutes, whichever comes first | 1.4524 | 0.05260 | 168 | 110 | 40 | 18 |
520 | Okay, so tell me about your fitness goals. | 1.4521 | 0.04962 | 188 | 123 | 45 | 20 |
521 | No shame in getting nowhere fast. | 1.4518 | 0.05023 | 166 | 105 | 47 | 14 |
522 | Sir, I know it’s available but it’s reserved. | 1.4516 | 0.04884 | 186 | 120 | 48 | 18 |
523 | I think we’ll start you off with the Maze and work up to the wheel | 1.4514 | 0.04632 | 175 | 107 | 57 | 11 |
524 | We are looking for someone who thrives in a fast-paced environment. | 1.4512 | 0.05066 | 164 | 104 | 46 | 14 |
525 | Are you from the temp agency? | 1.4512 | 0.05283 | 164 | 107 | 40 | 17 |
526 | I see on your resume you once beat a hare...? | 1.4511 | 0.04922 | 184 | 119 | 47 | 18 |
527 | I can assure you, you are not our diversity hire. | 1.4508 | 0.04977 | 193 | 128 | 43 | 22 |
528 | Don’t worry, they’re not getting there either. | 1.4503 | 0.04704 | 171 | 105 | 55 | 11 |
529 | Start slow. | 1.4500 | 0.05123 | 180 | 119 | 41 | 20 |
530 | Hey. Not so fast! | 1.4500 | 0.05360 | 180 | 123 | 33 | 24 |
531 | I have to say - your resume is a little misleading here. | 1.4489 | 0.05145 | 176 | 116 | 41 | 19 |
532 | Your membership expired while walking from cashier to here. | 1.4489 | 0.05331 | 176 | 119 | 35 | 22 |
533 | Here's the thing...it's not a race !!! | 1.4486 | 0.05019 | 185 | 122 | 43 | 20 |
534 | We're tired of spinning our wheels and are ready to buy into your slow and steady management style. | 1.4481 | 0.05296 | 154 | 99 | 41 | 14 |
535 | Please tell me why you think you’re the best candidate for the position? | 1.4474 | 0.04749 | 190 | 122 | 51 | 17 |
536 | Fine—but if you get stuck on your back again you'll be barred from future spinning classes. | 1.4472 | 0.05704 | 161 | 111 | 28 | 22 |
537 | Glad you're here. We were going nowhere fast. | 1.4471 | 0.04937 | 170 | 108 | 48 | 14 |
538 | This time there is no bunny at rest, You work, You win | 1.4469 | 0.04956 | 179 | 116 | 46 | 17 |
539 | Ahh sir, I think we need to take a second to discuss your expectations | 1.4463 | 0.04931 | 177 | 114 | 47 | 16 |
540 | Look, it’s not discrimination. You’re just not a good fit for the job. | 1.4459 | 0.05143 | 157 | 100 | 44 | 13 |
541 | I’m confused, it says here you won a marathon? | 1.4458 | 0.05233 | 166 | 109 | 40 | 17 |
542 | Your story about the hare is truly compelling, but it won’t be enough for me to get you past HR. | 1.4452 | 0.05503 | 155 | 103 | 35 | 17 |
543 | Since it's your first day it may take you a while to get up to speed. | 1.4451 | 0.04770 | 182 | 116 | 51 | 15 |
544 | We're desperate. | 1.4444 | 0.04522 | 189 | 118 | 58 | 13 |
545 | According to a gentleman named Aesop, your track record for winning races is actually pretty strong, so let’s go ahead and test it. | 1.4444 | 0.05478 | 153 | 101 | 36 | 16 |
546 | So it’s $69 a month whether you come regularly or not. | 1.4438 | 0.05558 | 169 | 117 | 29 | 23 |
547 | I see that going fast is on your bucket list. | 1.4438 | 0.05095 | 169 | 110 | 43 | 16 |
548 | Could you remove your jacket sir? | 1.4432 | 0.05078 | 176 | 116 | 42 | 18 |
549 | Welcome! No worries, I’ve successfully trained many of our diversity hires. | 1.4431 | 0.05068 | 167 | 108 | 44 | 15 |
550 | There’s nothing discriminatory about it, it’s centrifugal force. I don’t write the laws of physics, pal. | 1.4431 | 0.05345 | 167 | 112 | 36 | 19 |
551 | You realize one spin and you're pretty much done, right? | 1.4431 | 0.05139 | 167 | 109 | 42 | 16 |
552 | I got tired of being third wheel. | 1.4424 | 0.05183 | 165 | 108 | 41 | 16 |
553 | Whoa, not so fast, it’s a rat race. | 1.4424 | 0.04370 | 217 | 139 | 60 | 18 |
554 | You will have to pee in a bottle and welcome to Amazon | 1.4423 | 0.05697 | 156 | 107 | 29 | 20 |
555 | I am here for the distance events. | 1.4419 | 0.04893 | 172 | 110 | 48 | 14 |
556 | I can’t promise the same results | 1.4417 | 0.05229 | 163 | 107 | 40 | 16 |
557 | I think something low-impact is more your speed. | 1.4409 | 0.04695 | 186 | 119 | 52 | 15 |
558 | I don't know...you ruined that rabbit's life. | 1.4407 | 0.05181 | 177 | 119 | 38 | 20 |
559 | You’re fine if you get flipped upside down, right? | 1.4403 | 0.05323 | 159 | 105 | 38 | 16 |
560 | Let's see if you can complete a revolution in under an hour. | 1.4398 | 0.05159 | 166 | 109 | 41 | 16 |
561 | May I ask where you bought that protective gear? | 1.4398 | 0.04715 | 166 | 103 | 53 | 10 |
562 | Well, if you wind up on your back don't come crying to me. | 1.4393 | 0.05205 | 173 | 116 | 38 | 19 |
563 | I recommend water aerobics. | 1.4387 | 0.05422 | 155 | 103 | 36 | 16 |
564 | Listen, it is strictly by the hour, not by the distance. | 1.4387 | 0.05185 | 155 | 100 | 42 | 13 |
565 | Are you ready to have the time of your life in the fast lane? | 1.4383 | 0.05176 | 162 | 106 | 41 | 15 |
566 | We’re trying to diversify our image. | 1.4383 | 0.05026 | 162 | 104 | 45 | 13 |
567 | As your trainer, i think the treadmill would be a better fit for you. | 1.4383 | 0.04949 | 162 | 103 | 47 | 12 |
568 | I'm sorry, but we feel that you lack the necessary flexibility for this job. | 1.4375 | 0.04991 | 160 | 102 | 46 | 12 |
569 | You're in luck. Use treadmill number 3; it's broken." | 1.4375 | 0.05075 | 176 | 117 | 41 | 18 |
570 | Now I see you have thick skin,but how do you do in fast-paced environments? | 1.4375 | 0.05075 | 176 | 117 | 41 | 18 |
571 | I’m sure you have the endurance it takes, but it’s not really a slow but steady culture. | 1.4375 | 0.05069 | 160 | 103 | 44 | 13 |
572 | I promise getting stuck on your back will not be a problem. | 1.4371 | 0.04771 | 167 | 105 | 51 | 11 |
573 | The rate is per hour, not per rotation. | 1.4371 | 0.05525 | 151 | 101 | 34 | 16 |
574 | It's time we discussed your performance | 1.4371 | 0.05023 | 151 | 95 | 46 | 10 |
575 | I self-identify as a rat. | 1.4368 | 0.05245 | 174 | 118 | 36 | 20 |
576 | 'Slow and steady wins the race,' I know. But we have quotas. | 1.4366 | 0.05425 | 142 | 92 | 38 | 12 |
577 | Rental is hourly, regardless of mileage. | 1.4362 | 0.05414 | 149 | 98 | 37 | 14 |
578 | I see “slow and steady” here on your resume… how slow are we talking? | 1.4362 | 0.05330 | 149 | 97 | 39 | 13 |
579 | Outerwear belongs in the locker room." | 1.4360 | 0.04819 | 172 | 110 | 49 | 13 |
580 | Well, it's not for everybody. | 1.4356 | 0.05077 | 163 | 106 | 43 | 14 |
581 | Yes it's normally number of spins, but for tortoises we charge by the hour. | 1.4355 | 0.05049 | 186 | 126 | 39 | 21 |
582 | Sorry , slow and steady doesn't cut it here . | 1.4354 | 0.05467 | 147 | 97 | 36 | 14 |
583 | Unfortunately for you, we charge by the minute not the mile! | 1.4353 | 0.04857 | 170 | 109 | 48 | 13 |
584 | We'll start you out with a slow saunter. | 1.4351 | 0.05206 | 154 | 100 | 41 | 13 |
585 | We'll be in touch. | 1.4350 | 0.04791 | 177 | 114 | 49 | 14 |
586 | What are you doing still standing here? I told everybody to start an hour ago. | 1.4348 | 0.04850 | 184 | 121 | 46 | 17 |
587 | I guarantee you'll shed that shell. | 1.4345 | 0.05040 | 168 | 110 | 43 | 15 |
588 | It's on my bucket list. | 1.4345 | 0.05248 | 168 | 113 | 37 | 18 |
589 | Your resume says you beat a rabbit once? You'll fit right in then! | 1.4345 | 0.04824 | 168 | 107 | 49 | 12 |
590 | Do you have any machines for low impact exercise? | 1.4345 | 0.05162 | 145 | 92 | 43 | 10 |
591 | At this gym, we pride ourselves on being a judgement-free zone. | 1.4343 | 0.04963 | 175 | 115 | 44 | 16 |
592 | I'm afraid that you aren't up to speed. | 1.4340 | 0.05166 | 159 | 104 | 41 | 14 |
593 | I'm fine with it, but our insurance doesn't cover reptiles. | 1.4336 | 0.05210 | 143 | 91 | 42 | 10 |
594 | we appreciate your time, but slow and steady isn't exactly what we're looking for. | 1.4335 | 0.05265 | 173 | 118 | 35 | 20 |
595 | Diversity is our goal. | 1.4333 | 0.05217 | 150 | 97 | 41 | 12 |
596 | 'Just remember, slow and steady wins the race. Unless you fall on your back, then you're on your own.' | 1.4333 | 0.04863 | 180 | 118 | 46 | 16 |
597 | Maybe you could teach us that whole ‘slow and steady’ thing you had mentioned earlier? | 1.4331 | 0.05367 | 157 | 105 | 36 | 16 |
598 | Welcome to the rat race! Under 'mental health', I see you've written "shell shocked". The good news is that you'll fit right in. | 1.4329 | 0.05053 | 164 | 107 | 43 | 14 |
599 | Look, you'll never get anywhere if you don't stick your neck out. | 1.4329 | 0.05199 | 164 | 109 | 39 | 16 |
600 | There is no destination. That is the point. | 1.4329 | 0.04979 | 164 | 106 | 45 | 13 |
601 | Now, please don't think of this as just a diversity hire. | 1.4327 | 0.04976 | 171 | 112 | 44 | 15 |
602 | No, sir, this is the rat race training room. The hares are nextdoor. | 1.4327 | 0.05179 | 171 | 115 | 38 | 18 |
603 | It's not a race, I promise. | 1.4321 | 0.05171 | 162 | 107 | 40 | 15 |
604 | I'm guessing you want to start slowly? | 1.4317 | 0.05212 | 139 | 88 | 42 | 9 |
605 | Of course, you won the race against the hare! | 1.4312 | 0.05438 | 160 | 109 | 33 | 18 |
606 | You're two days late for your appointment. | 1.4306 | 0.05088 | 144 | 91 | 44 | 9 |
607 | I see you’ve listed your special skills as “slow and steady”… | 1.4305 | 0.05440 | 151 | 101 | 35 | 15 |
608 | We are not an equal opportunity employer. | 1.4304 | 0.05187 | 158 | 104 | 40 | 14 |
609 | We don't use the word 'race' as some of the rats found it triggering but welcome to the rat cycle | 1.4302 | 0.05221 | 172 | 117 | 36 | 19 |
610 | Sorry, you’re late. | 1.4295 | 0.05238 | 149 | 97 | 40 | 12 |
611 | Well, we’re all about inclusion. | 1.4295 | 0.05409 | 149 | 99 | 36 | 14 |
612 | Sorry,it’s called the rat race for a reason | 1.4295 | 0.05233 | 156 | 103 | 39 | 14 |
613 | Why? You already have hard abs. | 1.4295 | 0.05465 | 156 | 106 | 33 | 17 |
614 | I'm going to guess this is your first time? | 1.4295 | 0.05312 | 156 | 104 | 37 | 15 |
615 | It's a new underground group called Cirque Des Souris | 1.4294 | 0.05220 | 163 | 109 | 38 | 16 |
616 | Sorry, you have to be 3 inches tall, standing upright, to ride. | 1.4294 | 0.05146 | 163 | 108 | 40 | 15 |
617 | The beginners spin class starts at nine. | 1.4286 | 0.05192 | 161 | 107 | 39 | 15 |
618 | I assure you that our members see slow-shaming as completely unacceptable. | 1.4286 | 0.04824 | 175 | 114 | 47 | 14 |
619 | So, you'll be subbing for me for 14,629 revolutions, or in turtle terms, 6. | 1.4286 | 0.05657 | 140 | 94 | 32 | 14 |
620 | I've decided to join the rat race. | 1.4286 | 0.05711 | 147 | 101 | 29 | 17 |
621 | Have you considered Pilates? | 1.4286 | 0.05108 | 147 | 94 | 43 | 10 |
622 | Sorry, we're testing turnover here, not perseverance. | 1.4286 | 0.05375 | 147 | 97 | 37 | 13 |
623 | Are you the new temp? | 1.4286 | 0.05199 | 147 | 95 | 41 | 11 |
624 | These guys looked just like you before they started our 12 week program. Just sign here please. | 1.4278 | 0.04922 | 180 | 120 | 43 | 17 |
625 | Now, it’s not a competition | 1.4277 | 0.04924 | 159 | 102 | 46 | 11 |
626 | It always comes down to personal choice. Some prefer the rush and challenge of the endless grind, while others like yourself, prefer to actually win the race. | 1.4276 | 0.05411 | 152 | 102 | 35 | 15 |
627 | Hurry, spin classes fill up quickly | 1.4276 | 0.04904 | 152 | 96 | 47 | 9 |
628 | In the rat race, nobody wins | 1.4275 | 0.05716 | 138 | 93 | 31 | 14 |
629 | Would you describe yourself as motivated? | 1.4269 | 0.04686 | 171 | 109 | 51 | 11 |
630 | This is our beginners spin class | 1.4269 | 0.04901 | 171 | 112 | 45 | 14 |
631 | And if you land on your back…? | 1.4267 | 0.05036 | 150 | 96 | 44 | 10 |
632 | The problem is that we close in seven hours. | 1.4267 | 0.05703 | 150 | 104 | 28 | 18 |
633 | The hare got motion sickness … We’re thinking you won’t be at risk for that. | 1.4261 | 0.04803 | 176 | 115 | 47 | 14 |
634 | Remember, it’s not a race. | 1.4259 | 0.04781 | 162 | 103 | 49 | 10 |
635 | Depends. How flexible is your shell? | 1.4259 | 0.05091 | 162 | 107 | 41 | 14 |
636 | Sorry,wrong lab. The tortoise and the hare experiment is in the room across the hall. | 1.4258 | 0.05639 | 155 | 108 | 28 | 19 |
637 | I know it’s a lot for your first day, but I’m sure we’ll catch you up to speed in no time. | 1.4257 | 0.05346 | 148 | 98 | 37 | 13 |
638 | You’ll do well here if you thrive in a fast-paced environment. | 1.4255 | 0.05253 | 141 | 91 | 40 | 10 |
639 | It’s got all the same health benefits as CrossFit, but won’t turn you into a total fucking asshole. | 1.4254 | 0.06120 | 134 | 94 | 23 | 17 |
640 | I see you are coming to us from our shell corporation. | 1.4250 | 0.05360 | 160 | 109 | 34 | 17 |
641 | It’s a sprint, not a marathon. | 1.4247 | 0.05309 | 146 | 96 | 38 | 12 |
642 | Next of kin? | 1.4245 | 0.05401 | 139 | 91 | 37 | 11 |
643 | Slow but steady might help. We're going no place fast. | 1.4241 | 0.05023 | 158 | 103 | 43 | 12 |
644 | Sweet! You brought your own safety equipment. | 1.4235 | 0.04702 | 170 | 109 | 50 | 11 |
645 | Sir, for your own safety, you’ll need to store your shell in one of our lockers. | 1.4234 | 0.05927 | 137 | 95 | 26 | 16 |
646 | You might want to take another look at your Slow and Steady philosophy. | 1.4233 | 0.05067 | 163 | 108 | 41 | 14 |
647 | Well, you did outrun a hare. | 1.4231 | 0.05446 | 130 | 84 | 37 | 9 |
648 | It's time for your performance review. | 1.4228 | 0.05232 | 149 | 98 | 39 | 12 |
649 | Ignore them! This is about being your best self. | 1.4228 | 0.05144 | 149 | 97 | 41 | 11 |
650 | This spin class is only for gym rats. | 1.4226 | 0.05239 | 168 | 115 | 35 | 18 |
651 | One last question: What would you say is your biggest weakness? | 1.4225 | 0.05504 | 142 | 95 | 34 | 13 |
652 | So we're looking to become more diverse... | 1.4224 | 0.04797 | 161 | 103 | 48 | 10 |
653 | I’m trying to come out of my shell | 1.4221 | 0.05355 | 154 | 104 | 35 | 15 |
654 | Let me get this straight. You're applying because you felt like you were getting nowhere in your last job? | 1.4221 | 0.05112 | 154 | 101 | 41 | 12 |
655 | It says here that you identify as a mouse? | 1.4221 | 0.05434 | 154 | 105 | 33 | 16 |
656 | We'll be testing you and the hare right after we see how three blind mice run | 1.4219 | 0.06137 | 128 | 89 | 24 | 15 |
657 | The wheel is going to reinvent you. | 1.4214 | 0.05466 | 140 | 93 | 35 | 12 |
658 | Thanks for coming and helping us with our push for diversity | 1.4211 | 0.05769 | 133 | 90 | 30 | 13 |
659 | They're the horsepower. You're the torque. | 1.4204 | 0.05201 | 157 | 105 | 38 | 14 |
660 | Welcome to New York, are you ready for the race? | 1.4201 | 0.04864 | 169 | 111 | 45 | 13 |
661 | You’ll be the 3rd wheel. | 1.4201 | 0.05007 | 169 | 113 | 41 | 15 |
662 | Why yes, our organization is a firm believer of workplace diversity and inclusion. | 1.4200 | 0.05205 | 150 | 99 | 39 | 12 |
663 | What would you say is your greatest weakness? | 1.4198 | 0.05307 | 162 | 111 | 34 | 17 |
664 | Our focus is cardio, but we do have aquaerobics as well. | 1.4196 | 0.05382 | 143 | 95 | 36 | 12 |
665 | Remember, you are only competing with yourself. | 1.4196 | 0.05382 | 143 | 95 | 36 | 12 |
666 | We just need one more to get the wifi working. | 1.4196 | 0.05290 | 143 | 94 | 38 | 11 |
667 | Don’t give up yet. The only other applicants were sloths. | 1.4194 | 0.05248 | 155 | 104 | 37 | 14 |
668 | In your case,I'd suggest the rowing machine. | 1.4189 | 0.05253 | 148 | 98 | 38 | 12 |
669 | Vinny sent me. | 1.4189 | 0.05164 | 148 | 97 | 40 | 11 |
670 | It’s not really a product, it’s more of a lifestyle. | 1.4187 | 0.05206 | 160 | 108 | 37 | 15 |
671 | I’m not gonna lie. You’re a diversity hire. | 1.4187 | 0.05206 | 160 | 108 | 37 | 15 |
672 | It's commendable that you've trained for this, but I think you will still simply fall from the top onto your back; then what do we do? | 1.4183 | 0.05131 | 153 | 101 | 40 | 12 |
673 | 'You certainly took your time getting here.' | 1.4183 | 0.05296 | 153 | 103 | 36 | 14 |
674 | Honestly, it won't get you nowhere any faster. | 1.4172 | 0.05177 | 151 | 100 | 39 | 12 |
675 | The mixed metaphor release form is standard. | 1.4167 | 0.05593 | 132 | 88 | 33 | 11 |
676 | Sorry, they sent you to the wrong metaphor location. Turtles are to meet the hares outside on the track. | 1.4167 | 0.04977 | 144 | 92 | 44 | 8 |
677 | Directions won’t help if you can’t come out of your shell. | 1.4167 | 0.05796 | 132 | 90 | 29 | 13 |
678 | I'm here for Beginners' Spinning. | 1.4167 | 0.05165 | 168 | 115 | 36 | 17 |
679 | And most importantly, don't snap. | 1.4167 | 0.05695 | 132 | 89 | 31 | 12 |
680 | The stationary log is down the hall. | 1.4167 | 0.04912 | 180 | 122 | 41 | 17 |
681 | And lastly, what are your pronouns? | 1.4167 | 0.05443 | 144 | 97 | 34 | 13 |
682 | Thanks I’ll… be sure to keep your resume on file | 1.4167 | 0.05618 | 144 | 99 | 30 | 15 |
683 | This has traditionally been a fast-paced workplace, but we heard you get good results. | 1.4167 | 0.04732 | 168 | 109 | 48 | 11 |
684 | Listen. Slow and steady is great and all but here we're aiming a bit higher. | 1.4161 | 0.05048 | 149 | 97 | 42 | 10 |
685 | We do have an opening in the Texas energy market. | 1.4161 | 0.05919 | 137 | 96 | 25 | 16 |
686 | Are you sure this is really your speed? | 1.4157 | 0.04770 | 166 | 108 | 47 | 11 |
687 | In the end, we’re all going to the same place. | 1.4155 | 0.05311 | 142 | 94 | 37 | 11 |
688 | Sorry, this is a rat race. | 1.4155 | 0.05405 | 142 | 95 | 35 | 12 |
689 | Oh thank goodness you're here—we just can't get the hang of this "slow and steady" thing. | 1.4155 | 0.05496 | 142 | 96 | 33 | 13 |
690 | Late again? Do you believe in what we’re doing here or not? | 1.4155 | 0.05217 | 142 | 93 | 39 | 10 |
691 | No, I tell you, this has nothing to do with a rabbit. | 1.4151 | 0.05149 | 159 | 107 | 38 | 14 |
692 | It's about the journey | 1.4150 | 0.05094 | 147 | 96 | 41 | 10 |
693 | Three months ago, they all were turtles. | 1.4150 | 0.05532 | 147 | 101 | 31 | 15 |
694 | I'm not sure you get the concept. | 1.4146 | 0.05878 | 123 | 83 | 29 | 11 |
695 | Rabbit flunked, too. Ears too long. | 1.4145 | 0.05317 | 152 | 103 | 35 | 14 |
696 | I'm telling you, green energy's the next big thing. | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
697 | Look, we could use a former government employee like you who knows how to slow things down. | 1.4140 | 0.05195 | 157 | 106 | 37 | 14 |
698 | It’s like not being tall enough for the go-carts. | 1.4140 | 0.05273 | 157 | 107 | 35 | 15 |
699 | Are you able to work from home? | 1.4140 | 0.05195 | 157 | 106 | 37 | 14 |
700 | You understand that this is a new administration now? We're not just spinning our wheels. | 1.4136 | 0.05301 | 162 | 112 | 33 | 17 |
701 | Pal, this is a rat race | 1.4133 | 0.05450 | 150 | 103 | 32 | 15 |
702 | This is mice. Hares are down the hall. | 1.4133 | 0.05531 | 150 | 104 | 30 | 16 |
703 | Unfortunately, we don't allow backpacks on this ride. | 1.4130 | 0.05317 | 138 | 91 | 37 | 10 |
704 | No one wins this race. Ever. | 1.4130 | 0.05513 | 138 | 93 | 33 | 12 |
705 | all three of them founded startups. why do you ask? | 1.4130 | 0.05416 | 138 | 92 | 35 | 11 |
706 | so YOU are the guy who beat the hare? | 1.4130 | 0.05793 | 138 | 96 | 27 | 15 |
707 | Just spinning your wheels"? Sorry, I'm not familiar with that idiom | 1.4127 | 0.05776 | 126 | 85 | 30 | 11 |
708 | I self-identify as rodent. | 1.4126 | 0.05465 | 143 | 97 | 33 | 13 |
709 | So you'd like to get out of your shell and run around for awhile? | 1.4125 | 0.05275 | 160 | 110 | 34 | 16 |
710 | ...and where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.4118 | 0.05124 | 153 | 102 | 39 | 12 |
711 | Just where is this study going to be published? | 1.4118 | 0.04614 | 170 | 110 | 50 | 10 |
712 | Unfortunately, it was illegal for me to ask the question which would have avoided this awkward situation. | 1.4118 | 0.05449 | 153 | 106 | 31 | 16 |
713 | Just do your slow and steady thing. You're not going anywhere anyway | 1.4113 | 0.05237 | 141 | 93 | 38 | 10 |
714 | No, there’s no minimum age, there’s minimum speed. | 1.4113 | 0.05427 | 141 | 95 | 34 | 12 |
715 | Come back during our slow periods. | 1.4110 | 0.05054 | 163 | 110 | 39 | 14 |
716 | Just try your best out there, you'll be able to make up any deficit in the swimsuit contest. | 1.4110 | 0.05383 | 146 | 99 | 34 | 13 |
717 | Your resume is impressive, but here at the Amazon warehouse we require speed and agility. | 1.4097 | 0.05435 | 144 | 98 | 33 | 13 |
718 | Yes, we did get your excellent reference from a Mr. Hare. | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
719 | There's no "slow and steady" in a rat race, my friend! | 1.4088 | 0.05142 | 159 | 108 | 37 | 14 |
720 | Funny, you don’t look like a hamster. | 1.4088 | 0.05536 | 137 | 93 | 32 | 12 |
721 | For only $300 per month and personal training fees, we’ll have you looking like these guys in no time | 1.4088 | 0.05339 | 137 | 91 | 36 | 10 |
722 | Don’t worry, they all looked like you when they started | 1.4088 | 0.05820 | 137 | 96 | 26 | 15 |
723 | What's the name of the temp agency that sent you? | 1.4085 | 0.05208 | 142 | 94 | 38 | 10 |
724 | So you're the stunt double? | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
725 | We’re looking to increase diversity and reduce turnover. | 1.4083 | 0.05976 | 120 | 82 | 27 | 11 |
726 | Sorry. This exercise equipment is for members only. | 1.4082 | 0.05525 | 147 | 102 | 30 | 15 |
727 | The guys who bet on the hare are backing you big time this round. | 1.4079 | 0.04882 | 152 | 99 | 44 | 9 |
728 | Sure! ‘Slow and steady’ also works for going nowhere. | 1.4071 | 0.05450 | 140 | 95 | 33 | 12 |
729 | This is not a race. | 1.4069 | 0.05038 | 145 | 95 | 41 | 9 |
730 | Usually we have you sign this waiver but I think you will be safe | 1.4069 | 0.05225 | 145 | 97 | 37 | 11 |
731 | Yes, I know, but it's just a fable. | 1.4068 | 0.05925 | 118 | 80 | 28 | 10 |
732 | Sorry I'm late again sir - it was such much easier working from home! | 1.4062 | 0.05268 | 160 | 111 | 33 | 16 |
733 | Look buddy, it’s nothing personal, but it took 8 of us to dislodge you last time… | 1.4062 | 0.05483 | 128 | 85 | 34 | 9 |
734 | Ok, it’s your dime. | 1.4056 | 0.05274 | 143 | 96 | 36 | 11 |
735 | Don’t worry when you flip on your back - the wheel will turn you over again. | 1.4051 | 0.05538 | 158 | 113 | 26 | 19 |
736 | Yeah, but VERY steady! | 1.4049 | 0.05048 | 163 | 111 | 38 | 14 |
737 | If you want to be adventurous you need to come out of your shell. | 1.4048 | 0.04868 | 168 | 113 | 42 | 13 |
738 | We’re looking for employees who can be flexible. | 1.4046 | 0.05394 | 131 | 87 | 35 | 9 |
739 | There's a thirty minute limit. Is that going to be a problem for you? | 1.4044 | 0.05847 | 136 | 96 | 25 | 15 |
740 | Look, you're just not cut out for this rat race. " | 1.4043 | 0.05324 | 141 | 95 | 35 | 11 |
741 | I feel like we're going in circles here | 1.4043 | 0.05324 | 141 | 95 | 35 | 11 |
742 | Of course I'm on the list! Look again! | 1.4041 | 0.05462 | 146 | 101 | 31 | 14 |
743 | There is no religious exemption. If you want the job, the shell has to go. | 1.4032 | 0.05941 | 124 | 86 | 26 | 12 |
744 | ‘Have you ever taken a spin class before?’ | 1.4031 | 0.05337 | 129 | 85 | 36 | 8 |
745 | I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.4030 | 0.05716 | 134 | 93 | 28 | 13 |
746 | It's not about speed. | 1.4028 | 0.05245 | 144 | 97 | 36 | 11 |
747 | The beginner spin class starts at 10. | 1.4025 | 0.05057 | 159 | 108 | 38 | 13 |
748 | I see you're 1-0 in racing contests? | 1.4016 | 0.05896 | 122 | 84 | 27 | 11 |
749 | Slow and steady just isn't in our wheelhouse. | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
750 | Perhaps you'd rather try our Slow and Steady model. | 1.4015 | 0.05362 | 132 | 88 | 35 | 9 |
751 | No,sorry it is not motorized. | 1.4015 | 0.05677 | 132 | 91 | 29 | 12 |
752 | Because diversity in this rat race matters. | 1.4015 | 0.05677 | 132 | 91 | 29 | 12 |
753 | Are your qualifying times fast enough for the rat race? | 1.4014 | 0.05570 | 142 | 99 | 29 | 14 |
754 | No problem. It just rolls you back over | 1.4014 | 0.05257 | 147 | 100 | 35 | 12 |
755 | This spin class may not be for you. | 1.4000 | 0.04954 | 135 | 87 | 42 | 6 |
756 | This is mammal Monday, Pal. Tuesday's your day. | 1.4000 | 0.05248 | 140 | 94 | 36 | 10 |
757 | due to certain body shapes and sizes, some guests may not be able to ride the attraction | 1.4000 | 0.05345 | 140 | 95 | 34 | 11 |
758 | One more time - it's not removable!!! | 1.4000 | 0.05898 | 115 | 78 | 28 | 9 |
759 | I don’t care how many races you’ve won. | 1.4000 | 0.05680 | 125 | 85 | 30 | 10 |
760 | : Everyone is running a little wild. I need you to set the pace. | 1.4000 | 0.05149 | 140 | 93 | 38 | 9 |
761 | Of course our gym is a judgment free zone. | 1.4000 | 0.05682 | 135 | 94 | 28 | 13 |
762 | Don’t worry, we have beginner classes too. | 1.4000 | 0.05149 | 140 | 93 | 38 | 9 |
763 | I’m afraid your experience with hares overqualifies you tor the job. | 1.3986 | 0.05402 | 148 | 103 | 31 | 14 |
764 | Do you really want to join this rat race? | 1.3986 | 0.05495 | 138 | 95 | 31 | 12 |
765 | No outerwear on the machines. | 1.3986 | 0.05684 | 138 | 97 | 27 | 14 |
766 | I’m tired of Zoom-ba! | 1.3985 | 0.05330 | 133 | 89 | 35 | 9 |
767 | We are counting on you to bring our work place injury claims down. | 1.3985 | 0.05540 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
768 | Take it slow and steady. Any faster and you’re on your back! | 1.3985 | 0.05330 | 133 | 89 | 35 | 9 |
769 | We'll take anyone at this point. | 1.3984 | 0.05359 | 128 | 85 | 35 | 8 |
770 | I don’t think slow and steady will do it this time, pal. | 1.3984 | 0.05472 | 128 | 86 | 33 | 9 |
771 | So on your resume here it says you’re a quick learner… | 1.3973 | 0.04906 | 146 | 96 | 42 | 8 |
772 | Slow and steady you say... that may just be the change we're looking for. | 1.3972 | 0.05021 | 141 | 93 | 40 | 8 |
773 | We were impressed with your resume entry about the hare. | 1.3971 | 0.04926 | 136 | 88 | 42 | 6 |
774 | No one will notice. I just need a bathroom break. | 1.3969 | 0.05273 | 131 | 87 | 36 | 8 |
775 | Let me explain this hold harmless clause. | 1.3969 | 0.05804 | 131 | 92 | 26 | 13 |
776 | Yes I agree with you. Slow and steady are excellent qualities. | 1.3969 | 0.05046 | 131 | 85 | 40 | 6 |
777 | I think you’d prefer tai chi. | 1.3969 | 0.06100 | 131 | 95 | 20 | 16 |
778 | With the labor shortage you can start right away | 1.3969 | 0.05161 | 131 | 86 | 38 | 7 |
779 | So sorry, but the age limit is 25. | 1.3968 | 0.05971 | 126 | 89 | 24 | 13 |
780 | I see why there's confusion. When you described yourself as mousy, you meant you're trying to come out of your shell. | 1.3968 | 0.05755 | 126 | 87 | 28 | 11 |
781 | Dude, that is not gym-approved attire | 1.3968 | 0.05864 | 126 | 88 | 26 | 12 |
782 | As of today I identify myself as a mouse and therefore should be treated as such | 1.3968 | 0.05414 | 126 | 84 | 34 | 8 |
783 | Just tuck your head and you’ll be okay. | 1.3966 | 0.05983 | 116 | 80 | 26 | 10 |
784 | You clearly meet all the safety requirements,but you don't fit our company culture. | 1.3964 | 0.06041 | 111 | 76 | 26 | 9 |
785 | Sorry we pay by the revolution not the hour. | 1.3957 | 0.05366 | 139 | 95 | 33 | 11 |
786 | Yes, anyone who self identifies as “lab rat” is welcome to participate. | 1.3955 | 0.05607 | 134 | 93 | 29 | 12 |
787 | We are not looking for speed, but for consistency. | 1.3955 | 0.05299 | 134 | 90 | 35 | 9 |
788 | You have an arts degree with a major in philosophy? Critical thinking is not what we are looking for here. | 1.3955 | 0.05707 | 134 | 94 | 27 | 13 |
789 | We're hoping you can help us turn things around. | 1.3953 | 0.05657 | 129 | 89 | 29 | 11 |
790 | Technically, yes, a reptile did create this job opening. | 1.3953 | 0.05657 | 129 | 89 | 29 | 11 |
791 | Welcome aboard. The team will bring you up to speed. | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
792 | This is our intermediate class. I think you should sign up for a beginner one first. | 1.3950 | 0.05625 | 119 | 80 | 31 | 8 |
793 | Sorry but your test was positive for performance enhancing drugs. | 1.3950 | 0.05993 | 119 | 83 | 25 | 11 |
794 | Everything checks out! We have the perfect wheel for you in our government department | 1.3944 | 0.05824 | 142 | 103 | 22 | 17 |
795 | This is not the spin class you're looking for, Senator McConnell. | 1.3942 | 0.05708 | 137 | 97 | 26 | 14 |
796 | Sorry sir, blind mice only | 1.3942 | 0.05419 | 137 | 94 | 32 | 11 |
797 | There is no moral to this story, tortoise. | 1.3942 | 0.05894 | 137 | 99 | 22 | 16 |
798 | Welcome to the meaningless, hollow, wasted life of American Capitalism | 1.3937 | 0.06037 | 127 | 91 | 22 | 14 |
799 | Sorry, you're just not up to speed. | 1.3931 | 0.05019 | 145 | 97 | 39 | 9 |
800 | I hear you won a race. | 1.3926 | 0.05161 | 135 | 90 | 37 | 8 |
801 | May I ask why you want to return it? | 1.3923 | 0.05514 | 130 | 89 | 31 | 10 |
802 | This job may, quite literally, break you out of your shell. | 1.3920 | 0.06106 | 125 | 90 | 21 | 14 |
803 | After your win against the Hare, we thought there was no one better than you for the job. | 1.3917 | 0.05588 | 120 | 81 | 31 | 8 |
804 | Does it pay by the hour, or by the revolution? | 1.3917 | 0.05332 | 120 | 79 | 35 | 6 |
805 | All you have to do is let them know when their hour is up, and show them where the towels are. | 1.3917 | 0.05588 | 120 | 81 | 31 | 8 |
806 | The rat race is honored to welcome someone with your long-distance credentials. | 1.3916 | 0.05348 | 143 | 99 | 32 | 12 |
807 | What kind of experience do you have chasing your tail? | 1.3913 | 0.05580 | 138 | 97 | 28 | 13 |
808 | Sorry you didn't make the cut for Ninja Turtles. Meet the B team: Mouselangelo, Flea-onardo, and Jerry | 1.3913 | 0.05884 | 115 | 79 | 27 | 9 |
809 | No, this is not Wheel of Fortune. | 1.3910 | 0.05631 | 133 | 93 | 28 | 12 |
810 | I can crawl circles around these guys. | 1.3907 | 0.05058 | 151 | 103 | 37 | 11 |
811 | Yeah, everyone’s been running around in circles since covid. | 1.3904 | 0.05268 | 146 | 101 | 33 | 12 |
812 | At this point,we're just looking for someone who can complete the test. | 1.3902 | 0.05492 | 123 | 83 | 32 | 8 |
813 | You've still got to sign the waiver! | 1.3902 | 0.05845 | 123 | 86 | 26 | 11 |
814 | Step aside son. Let me show you how to win a race. | 1.3902 | 0.05155 | 164 | 116 | 32 | 16 |
815 | Your trial membership is over. Time to shell out the membership fee. | 1.3901 | 0.05674 | 141 | 101 | 25 | 15 |
816 | Perhaps you’d like to try our water wheel? | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
817 | It's by the hour, not by the mile. | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
818 | Your resume says you worked in Amazon fulfillment? | 1.3897 | 0.05827 | 136 | 98 | 23 | 15 |
819 | It doesnt matter how slow you go we still charge $15 for 10 minutes. | 1.3894 | 0.06214 | 113 | 80 | 22 | 11 |
820 | They are going to notice. | 1.3893 | 0.05480 | 131 | 90 | 31 | 10 |
821 | Maybe you should start with Pilates. | 1.3889 | 0.05401 | 126 | 85 | 33 | 8 |
822 | And here is your final Mensa question … | 1.3889 | 0.05517 | 126 | 86 | 31 | 9 |
823 | You here for the rat race? | 1.3889 | 0.05743 | 126 | 88 | 27 | 11 |
824 | What should we do in the case that you’re overturned? | 1.3889 | 0.04939 | 144 | 96 | 40 | 8 |
825 | I understand how you may want to identify, but we’re not there yet. | 1.3885 | 0.05640 | 139 | 99 | 26 | 14 |
826 | I think you're in the wrong fable,mate. | 1.3885 | 0.05157 | 139 | 94 | 36 | 9 |
827 | I recommend Dramamine. | 1.3876 | 0.05314 | 129 | 87 | 34 | 8 |
828 | Are you here for the eleven o’clock spin class? | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
829 | So sorry. This is Mississippi, and you can’t identify as a hamster. | 1.3875 | 0.05319 | 160 | 115 | 28 | 17 |
830 | Yes, the ad did say fast track. | 1.3874 | 0.06161 | 111 | 78 | 23 | 10 |
831 | Relax. They’re just showing off | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
832 | Welcome to the rat race - you’re in it for life. | 1.3871 | 0.05918 | 124 | 88 | 24 | 12 |
833 | We’ve been getting nowhere real fast around here. They said you have a much better approach. | 1.3871 | 0.05806 | 124 | 87 | 26 | 11 |
834 | You’re next. You know we close at 9 p.m.? | 1.3868 | 0.06226 | 106 | 74 | 23 | 9 |
835 | you may overheat in that turtle neck… | 1.3866 | 0.05483 | 119 | 80 | 32 | 7 |
836 | You're perfect for the job, it's the journey not the destination. | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
837 | We gave you a head start. Where were you? | 1.3858 | 0.05367 | 127 | 86 | 33 | 8 |
838 | Sorry, the Expresswheel is restricted access and minimum speed is 45. | 1.3858 | 0.05706 | 127 | 89 | 27 | 11 |
839 | Sadly slow and steady doesn’t turn the lights on. | 1.3858 | 0.05249 | 127 | 85 | 35 | 7 |
840 | We advise that you check with your doctor before starting any new exercise program. | 1.3858 | 0.05367 | 127 | 86 | 33 | 8 |
841 | Yeah, but nobody thought I could beat that rabbit either! | 1.3857 | 0.05514 | 140 | 99 | 28 | 13 |
842 | Accommodations? No problem. Those three are blind. | 1.3856 | 0.05174 | 153 | 107 | 33 | 13 |
843 | Well, Mr. Hare is late for his reservation so 'first come, first served' | 1.3853 | 0.05816 | 109 | 74 | 28 | 7 |
844 | Man, HR is really playing a shell game with me over these diversity hires | 1.3852 | 0.05390 | 122 | 82 | 33 | 7 |
845 | So you say your qualifications include winning a well-publicized race with a hare? | 1.3851 | 0.04938 | 148 | 100 | 39 | 9 |
846 | You understand this isn't some Aesop fable? | 1.3851 | 0.05297 | 148 | 104 | 31 | 13 |
847 | Contrary to popular belief, we ARE an all inclusive gym now. | 1.3846 | 0.04931 | 130 | 85 | 40 | 5 |
848 | Look mouse. The sign says $1 per rotation. Nothing about how long a rotation should take. | 1.3846 | 0.05502 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
849 | You'll be in charge of the U.S. Senate's electrical power production. | 1.3846 | 0.06172 | 117 | 84 | 21 | 12 |
850 | Getting out of your shell is the only hard part. | 1.3846 | 0.05150 | 143 | 98 | 35 | 10 |
851 | It's largely a matter of technique! | 1.3846 | 0.05281 | 130 | 88 | 34 | 8 |
852 | “I’m sorry, sir, but that attire is totally inappropriate at Gold’s Gym. ‘No fur, no further.’” | 1.3846 | 0.05715 | 130 | 92 | 26 | 12 |
853 | I’m sorry, but today’s spin class is already full. | 1.3841 | 0.05474 | 138 | 97 | 29 | 12 |
854 | I think you might fare better in the rabbit study. | 1.3840 | 0.05422 | 125 | 85 | 32 | 8 |
855 | Just so you know, if you land on your back your on your own | 1.3836 | 0.05521 | 146 | 105 | 26 | 15 |
856 | As the union rep, I have a list of grievances. | 1.3833 | 0.05939 | 120 | 85 | 24 | 11 |
857 | Before we begin your first spin class, I'll need to ask you a few questions. | 1.3833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 78 | 38 | 4 |
858 | You literally are not the right fit. | 1.3833 | 0.05820 | 120 | 84 | 26 | 10 |
859 | No? But you let the hare train here yesterday. | 1.3828 | 0.05669 | 128 | 90 | 27 | 11 |
860 | This has nothing to do with your age.... | 1.3826 | 0.05998 | 115 | 81 | 24 | 10 |
861 | So 23andme says hamster? | 1.3826 | 0.06124 | 115 | 82 | 22 | 11 |
862 | Let me get this straight—the temp agency sent you to fill in while I’m out? | 1.3824 | 0.05225 | 136 | 93 | 34 | 9 |
863 | This is the Rat Race. "Slow and Steady . . ." no longer applies. | 1.3824 | 0.05910 | 136 | 100 | 20 | 16 |
864 | Slow and steady is not what we do here. | 1.3821 | 0.05230 | 123 | 82 | 35 | 6 |
865 | No wasteful laundry towels at this gym, you get to tumble dry after showering. | 1.3821 | 0.05230 | 123 | 82 | 35 | 6 |
866 | This is just not in your wheelhouse! | 1.3821 | 0.05717 | 123 | 86 | 27 | 10 |
867 | We'll be needing a note from your vet. | 1.3821 | 0.05101 | 123 | 81 | 37 | 5 |
868 | Well, this should certainly be a change of pace for you, and hopefully get you out of your shell” | 1.3821 | 0.05717 | 123 | 86 | 27 | 10 |
869 | It looks like they are just spinning their wheels but trust me, they're going places. | 1.3818 | 0.05627 | 110 | 74 | 30 | 6 |
870 | Welcome to SpinCycle, my name is Trevor and I’ll get you started today. | 1.3817 | 0.05468 | 131 | 91 | 30 | 10 |
871 | Most applicants don’t put slow as a skill | 1.3814 | 0.05235 | 118 | 78 | 35 | 5 |
872 | Sorry,your training session was last week | 1.3813 | 0.05721 | 139 | 101 | 23 | 15 |
873 | It's not for everyone, but you do get to set your own pace. | 1.3810 | 0.05387 | 126 | 86 | 32 | 8 |
874 | Look, it's not just the wheel speed, you have to be able to type and run mazes. | 1.3806 | 0.05167 | 134 | 91 | 35 | 8 |
875 | If you join today, the first month is free. | 1.3806 | 0.05380 | 134 | 93 | 31 | 10 |
876 | I'm sorry,boarding closed ten minutes ago. | 1.3805 | 0.06070 | 113 | 80 | 23 | 10 |
877 | If I could just get your autograph on this liability waiver… | 1.3803 | 0.05070 | 142 | 97 | 36 | 9 |
878 | You're just not a good fit. | 1.3803 | 0.05167 | 142 | 98 | 34 | 10 |
879 | welcome aboard- let's get you up to speed | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
880 | With their insurance premiums skyrocketing following the incident with the farmer’s wife, Blind Mice Inc. had no choice but to take health and safety a little more seriously. | 1.3802 | 0.06014 | 121 | 87 | 22 | 12 |
881 | Start slow, then taper off. | 1.3798 | 0.05524 | 129 | 90 | 29 | 10 |
882 | What we are really looking for is someone who can keep up with our fast paced work environment. | 1.3798 | 0.05413 | 129 | 89 | 31 | 9 |
883 | Hi, I'm here to get you up to speed | 1.3796 | 0.05397 | 137 | 96 | 30 | 11 |
884 | This is going nowhere fast. | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
885 | What Supreme Court ruling? | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
886 | Unfortunately, we only offer two speeds, fast and furious. | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
887 | Just take your time. | 1.3793 | 0.05428 | 116 | 78 | 32 | 6 |
888 | Sorry, beating a rabbit isn't enough to qualify. | 1.3791 | 0.04995 | 153 | 106 | 36 | 11 |
889 | How do you keep winning this race?" | 1.3788 | 0.05844 | 132 | 96 | 22 | 14 |
890 | I really have loved working here, Harold. I’m resigning because I want more free time to write my memoir: “The Rat Race: How We All Lose and Die Trying”. | 1.3788 | 0.05643 | 132 | 94 | 26 | 12 |
891 | So it says here you went to Yale? | 1.3788 | 0.05434 | 132 | 92 | 30 | 10 |
892 | Corporate said that we should try moving in a different direction. | 1.3786 | 0.05116 | 140 | 96 | 35 | 9 |
893 | The listing clearly said "Teenage Mutant Ninja ... " | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
894 | Dude, it’s not as easy as we make it look. | 1.3784 | 0.04927 | 148 | 101 | 38 | 9 |
895 | We value work-life balance here. | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
896 | We are a funky bunch. Do you think you will be able to come out of your shell? | 1.3782 | 0.05966 | 119 | 85 | 23 | 11 |
897 | The last time we had a tortoise in the race it was considered an unfair advantage. | 1.3782 | 0.05597 | 119 | 82 | 29 | 8 |
898 | Now listen. Don’t try to keep up. Those other guys don’t know there’s no finish line” | 1.3782 | 0.05468 | 119 | 81 | 31 | 7 |
899 | Sure, I could sell you one. But I just don't think these are the wheels you're looking for. | 1.3780 | 0.05235 | 127 | 86 | 34 | 7 |
900 | Dude, I get ‘slow and steady wins’ but our insurance won’t cover if you fall and can’t get up.” | 1.3780 | 0.05353 | 127 | 87 | 32 | 8 |
901 | Would you like to join the rat race? | 1.3775 | 0.05458 | 151 | 110 | 25 | 16 |
902 | OK, you might have beat the hare, but that doesn't really cut it here. | 1.3772 | 0.06026 | 114 | 81 | 23 | 10 |
903 | That’s right. As long as you keep going, you can have ALL the drugs you want” | 1.3772 | 0.06026 | 114 | 81 | 23 | 10 |
904 | It'll be the same old grind but, at a different pace. | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
905 | Do you consider yourself a team player? | 1.3769 | 0.05036 | 130 | 87 | 37 | 6 |
906 | Let's start with some more attainable fitness goals than winning a race against The Hare. | 1.3768 | 0.05265 | 138 | 96 | 32 | 10 |
907 | Please? The Zumba class was full today. | 1.3767 | 0.04776 | 146 | 98 | 41 | 7 |
908 | Sorry. The last applicant beat you by a hare. | 1.3761 | 0.06357 | 109 | 79 | 19 | 11 |
909 | Yes, I know, I really know, on my oath, I know, I know the story and the answer is still NO! | 1.3761 | 0.05392 | 117 | 79 | 32 | 6 |
910 | I'm sorry to let you go, but you're just not getting up to speed fast enough. | 1.3761 | 0.06036 | 117 | 84 | 22 | 11 |
911 | It's not about the running, the wheel is a metaphor for life. | 1.3760 | 0.05164 | 125 | 84 | 35 | 6 |
912 | Nobody actually wins the rat race. | 1.3760 | 0.05755 | 125 | 89 | 25 | 11 |
913 | If you can beat a hare, I think you have a decent shot at this. | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
914 | I guess you could be the control. | 1.3750 | 0.05925 | 120 | 86 | 23 | 11 |
915 | Your references look great, but I will need to meet this hare first. | 1.3750 | 0.05973 | 128 | 94 | 20 | 14 |
916 | Yes, slow and steady is exactly what we are looking for. | 1.3750 | 0.05167 | 120 | 80 | 35 | 5 |
917 | Do you think it might bring me out of my shell? | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
918 | Sure, but you'll have to lose the PPE. | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
919 | Slow and steady won’t win you the rat race. I’ll tell you that much. | 1.3740 | 0.05122 | 131 | 89 | 35 | 7 |
920 | So, how do you see yourself in seven years? | 1.3740 | 0.05346 | 131 | 91 | 31 | 9 |
921 | It all depends on your technique. | 1.3740 | 0.05702 | 123 | 87 | 26 | 10 |
922 | sure you can give it a try, but you might feel more comfortable on the recumbent wheel. | 1.3740 | 0.05085 | 123 | 82 | 36 | 5 |
923 | Now you can get nowhere even faster. | 1.3739 | 0.05449 | 115 | 78 | 31 | 6 |
924 | ‘On the plus side, no one can pass you…’ | 1.3739 | 0.05722 | 115 | 80 | 27 | 8 |
925 | I recommend starting slow | 1.3739 | 0.06109 | 115 | 83 | 21 | 11 |
926 | We're looking for a self-starter | 1.3738 | 0.05867 | 107 | 74 | 26 | 7 |
927 | The “odds”? About the same as when you raced the hare. | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
928 | Sorry, this club is exclusive to gym rats. | 1.3727 | 0.05458 | 110 | 74 | 31 | 5 |
929 | Sir, perhaps you’d like to change into your Speedo first. | 1.3725 | 0.06373 | 102 | 73 | 20 | 9 |
930 | I'm tellin' you Fred, if you want to beat the hare, you've got to train. | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
931 | Have you discovered the wonder that is caffeine? | 1.3717 | 0.05787 | 113 | 79 | 26 | 8 |
932 | Nobody is calling you a "diversity hire". | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
933 | It turns out that we're a good source of renewable energy. | 1.3712 | 0.04858 | 132 | 88 | 39 | 5 |
934 | Listen, kid—the rat race is no place for a slow and steady pace.” | 1.3706 | 0.05126 | 143 | 100 | 33 | 10 |
935 | I still think you should work from home. | 1.3704 | 0.06390 | 108 | 79 | 18 | 11 |
936 | Your resume says you beat a hare? | 1.3704 | 0.05673 | 108 | 74 | 28 | 6 |
937 | You're going to have to shell out for this. | 1.3704 | 0.06113 | 108 | 77 | 22 | 9 |
938 | Ready to join the rat race? | 1.3701 | 0.05788 | 127 | 92 | 23 | 12 |
939 | I’m sorry. This is not a shell game. But feel free to place a bet. | 1.3697 | 0.06186 | 119 | 88 | 18 | 13 |
940 | How’s your tolerance for monotonous and completely unfulfilling work? | 1.3697 | 0.06186 | 119 | 88 | 18 | 13 |
941 | Um, sorry. You're just not the right fit. | 1.3697 | 0.05707 | 119 | 84 | 26 | 9 |
942 | Look we've had some complaints about you not wiping down the equipment, it's got nothing to do with species | 1.3697 | 0.05830 | 119 | 85 | 24 | 10 |
943 | Thanks for getting here so slowly. | 1.3689 | 0.05852 | 103 | 71 | 26 | 6 |
944 | Michelangelo? And what’s the last name? | 1.3689 | 0.05852 | 103 | 71 | 26 | 6 |
945 | Join now and in three months I guarantee the lady turtles will be after you like you can’t believe | 1.3689 | 0.05484 | 122 | 85 | 29 | 8 |
946 | NOT-SO-FAST... | 1.3689 | 0.05958 | 122 | 89 | 21 | 12 |
947 | If you give me a shot, I promise you a revolution by the end of my first day. | 1.3684 | 0.06263 | 114 | 84 | 18 | 12 |
948 | Perhaps you're more a treadmill type. | 1.3680 | 0.05271 | 125 | 86 | 32 | 7 |
949 | Alas, slow and steady does not win the rat race. | 1.3675 | 0.05897 | 117 | 84 | 23 | 10 |
950 | And how are you at righting yourself? | 1.3672 | 0.05305 | 128 | 89 | 31 | 8 |
951 | We’re looking to diversify the company | 1.3672 | 0.05067 | 128 | 87 | 35 | 6 |
952 | Do you have experience working in a fast-paced environment?" | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
953 | Ohhhhh sorry.... Today is Cardio with Calhoun, tomorrow is Darwin's Dynamic Flow | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
954 | We still need to see your vaccination card, Mr. Tortoise. | 1.3664 | 0.05220 | 131 | 91 | 32 | 8 |
955 | But your session was yesterday. | 1.3663 | 0.06249 | 101 | 72 | 21 | 8 |
956 | Working out 500 laps a day on this will increase your flexibility and self-confidence; you'll be out of that shell in no time! | 1.3661 | 0.06213 | 112 | 82 | 19 | 11 |
957 | Slow and steady may win you some races, but you still have to train. | 1.3661 | 0.05381 | 112 | 76 | 31 | 5 |
958 | What about Critical Pace Theory? | 1.3659 | 0.05803 | 123 | 89 | 23 | 11 |
959 | Slow and steady gets you nowhere. | 1.3659 | 0.05569 | 123 | 87 | 27 | 9 |
960 | We just need to find you a locker for the backpack and you are set. | 1.3659 | 0.05569 | 123 | 87 | 27 | 9 |
961 | I suggest you start off slow. | 1.3657 | 0.04917 | 134 | 91 | 37 | 6 |
962 | This is the mouse hour sir - turtles are at 5 | 1.3654 | 0.06270 | 104 | 75 | 20 | 9 |
963 | Maybe I can grease this wheel with a $20 | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
964 | Slow and steady ain’t gonna cut it on this ride, kid. | 1.3651 | 0.05357 | 126 | 88 | 30 | 8 |
965 | Frankly, we need your help slowing this rat race down a bit. | 1.3651 | 0.05115 | 126 | 86 | 34 | 6 |
966 | What's the rush? | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
967 | No, no, no. This is Building B where we do Nursery Rhyme tryouts. Fable auditions are in Building D. | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
968 | As you can see, this job is more of a sprint than a marathon. | 1.3644 | 0.05200 | 118 | 80 | 33 | 5 |
969 | Thank you for your application Mr. McConnell, but I’m not sure the Democratic Party is the best fit for you | 1.3644 | 0.05855 | 118 | 85 | 23 | 10 |
970 | You raised your pulse to ten beats per minute. Good job!! | 1.3644 | 0.05471 | 118 | 82 | 29 | 7 |
971 | This might not be the right gym membership for you. | 1.3644 | 0.05855 | 118 | 85 | 23 | 10 |
972 | Here, you can run your own race | 1.3644 | 0.05730 | 118 | 84 | 25 | 9 |
973 | The rate is per minute but with you we can can go by the hour... | 1.3643 | 0.05605 | 129 | 93 | 25 | 11 |
974 | My qualifications? I can outrace any hare! | 1.3636 | 0.06650 | 99 | 73 | 16 | 10 |
975 | You may actually be looking for the 'getting somewhere slowly' group. | 1.3636 | 0.05076 | 132 | 91 | 34 | 7 |
976 | We may need to reinvent the wheel.” | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
977 | Sorry, no protective devices permitted. | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
978 | Sorry pal, “slow and steady” just ain’t gonna cut it in the rat race | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
979 | I was just like you when I started. | 1.3628 | 0.05905 | 113 | 81 | 23 | 9 |
980 | Sorry, it's not a shell game. | 1.3627 | 0.06198 | 102 | 73 | 21 | 8 |
981 | We do have some slow-and-steady options that might be a better fit for you. | 1.3623 | 0.05437 | 138 | 100 | 26 | 12 |
982 | Just remember, there's a two day time limit on the equipment. | 1.3622 | 0.05553 | 127 | 91 | 26 | 10 |
983 | You requested the 'slow and steady,' right? | 1.3622 | 0.05439 | 127 | 90 | 28 | 9 |
984 | Listen, we’re under staffed and I don’t earn nearly enough cheddar to put up with you snapping at me. | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
985 | Well, sure, it might not be YOUR idea of Heaven... | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
986 | You're late for your appointment. | 1.3621 | 0.05530 | 116 | 81 | 28 | 7 |
987 | The Slow and Steady spin class ended two hours ago. @newyorkmag @drewdernavich #drewdernavich | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
988 | We are a diverse renewable energy company seeking to revolutionize the market. | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
989 | There IS a lot of travel with this position, but no overnight stays. | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
990 | You have to be this small to ride this ride. | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
991 | Yes, we're inclusive. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
992 | Slow and steady doesnt really work here | 1.3613 | 0.05690 | 119 | 85 | 25 | 9 |
993 | While diversity is one of our core values,we just don't think it's a culture fit. | 1.3613 | 0.05814 | 119 | 86 | 23 | 10 |
994 | Are you motivated by cheese? | 1.3613 | 0.05814 | 119 | 86 | 23 | 10 |
995 | You beat the hare, you can beat the wheel. | 1.3611 | 0.05497 | 108 | 74 | 29 | 5 |
996 | I’m sorry but you are just not tall enough to go on the ride. | 1.3608 | 0.06584 | 97 | 71 | 17 | 9 |
997 | Looks like the hare's running late. Take his spot. | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
998 | I'm sorry sir, the rat race is only for rats. | 1.3607 | 0.05710 | 122 | 88 | 24 | 10 |
999 | I have NOT heard of "Slow and Steady"...have YOU heard of Crossfit? | 1.3607 | 0.05943 | 122 | 90 | 20 | 12 |
1000 | I just need you to sign this waiver. | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
1001 | You must be our diversity hire. | 1.3600 | 0.05599 | 100 | 68 | 28 | 4 |
1002 | We charge by time, not number of revolutions. | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
1003 | Maybe you should start with tai chi. | 1.3596 | 0.05727 | 114 | 81 | 25 | 8 |
1004 | It's just what we do | 1.3596 | 0.05305 | 114 | 78 | 31 | 5 |
1005 | Just give me one good reason to join this rat race. | 1.3596 | 0.06120 | 114 | 84 | 19 | 11 |
1006 | How would you say you respond in high stress situations? | 1.3596 | 0.05449 | 114 | 79 | 29 | 6 |
1007 | Identify as a hamster all you want, you’re too slow for the wheel. | 1.3594 | 0.05289 | 128 | 90 | 30 | 8 |
1008 | I'm sorry. You must be over 4-inches tall to ride. | 1.3594 | 0.04801 | 128 | 86 | 38 | 4 |
1009 | Sorry, Rat Race. Hare racing is next door. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1010 | No matter how you spin it, you’re not beating the hare again. | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
1011 | So sorry, they do not come in flat" | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
1012 | What's your goal? | 1.3590 | 0.06004 | 117 | 86 | 20 | 11 |
1013 | Well, yes, we all exaggerate on our resumé a little... | 1.3590 | 0.05491 | 117 | 82 | 28 | 7 |
1014 | I'd recommend staying with your in-home exerciser. | 1.3590 | 0.05753 | 117 | 84 | 24 | 9 |
1015 | All of our interrogation sites are CIA compliant. | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
1016 | We're looking for someone who can go the extra mile, if needed. | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1017 | Sorry but, in fairness, we are not allowing the hare to train here either. | 1.3583 | 0.04992 | 120 | 81 | 35 | 4 |
1018 | I’m not legally allowed to ask about your heritage, but we will ask you to demonstrate a loop for us in the next round of interviews. | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
1019 | So nice that you brought your protective gear! | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
1020 | No, you're looking for the shell game. That's down the road in Washington, D.C. | 1.3571 | 0.06195 | 112 | 83 | 18 | 11 |
1021 | So you are the son of the boss. | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
1022 | BECAUSE---I WON !!! | 1.3571 | 0.05686 | 126 | 92 | 23 | 11 |
1023 | You shouldn't have lied on your resume. | 1.3571 | 0.06195 | 112 | 83 | 18 | 11 |
1024 | we're starting to change over to "slow and steady". | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
1025 | First you'll have to come out of your shell. | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
1026 | Sorry, Carl. You’re fired. You haven’t had a good run. | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
1027 | I like your "outside the wheel" thinking, but I just don't think you're a good fit for this organization. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
1028 | Yes, there’s a waiver. And all outerwear must be removed prior to entry, no exceptions. | 1.3571 | 0.05686 | 126 | 92 | 23 | 11 |
1029 | Sorry but you tested positive for marijuana | 1.3571 | 0.06324 | 112 | 84 | 16 | 12 |
1030 | Are you up for a revolution? | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
1031 | I'm sorry it didn't work out. Slow and steady doesn't always win the race. | 1.3565 | 0.05411 | 115 | 80 | 29 | 6 |
1032 | This is a spinning class. The pool is down the hall and to the right. | 1.3565 | 0.05948 | 115 | 84 | 21 | 10 |
1033 | They pay by the hour; you pay by the revolution: three for a dollar. | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
1034 | You’re looking for slow and steady, this is the rat race | 1.3564 | 0.05731 | 101 | 70 | 26 | 5 |
1035 | I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to come back when we are slower | 1.3564 | 0.06384 | 101 | 74 | 18 | 9 |
1036 | I'm aware that you beat the hare, sir, but I'm afraid the rules for this event clearly stipulate Rodents Only!!! | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
1037 | Lets make this quick, I've got to finish going nowhere fast. | 1.3559 | 0.05961 | 118 | 87 | 20 | 11 |
1038 | Welcome to the ship's engine room, Senator McConnell ! | 1.3558 | 0.06541 | 104 | 78 | 15 | 11 |
1039 | . . .and for two years I worked at the shell station. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
1040 | So that's the job Tommy. You see the farmers wife...any farmers wife...sound the alarm. Our tail loss numbers have been pretty high | 1.3556 | 0.06944 | 90 | 67 | 14 | 9 |
1041 | You’re going to have to come out of your shell a bit here. | 1.3556 | 0.05306 | 135 | 97 | 28 | 10 |
1042 | Ok listen. Come back Friday and I'll have a treadmill for you. | 1.3554 | 0.05097 | 121 | 83 | 33 | 5 |
1043 | No, I've never heard the one about the tortoise and the rat. | 1.3551 | 0.05827 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 7 |
1044 | Seriously, you want one that doesn't turn? | 1.3551 | 0.06264 | 107 | 79 | 18 | 10 |
1045 | I can see you were made for this. You’re gonna be great…Trust me! | 1.3546 | 0.04945 | 141 | 99 | 34 | 8 |
1046 | You wouldn’t be the fourth wheel exactly. | 1.3545 | 0.05260 | 110 | 75 | 31 | 4 |
1047 | Look man, it’s really more of a branding issue | 1.3545 | 0.05099 | 110 | 74 | 33 | 3 |
1048 | The hare said I could have his reservation. | 1.3543 | 0.05423 | 127 | 91 | 27 | 9 |
1049 | To be honest we expected the hare to get here first | 1.3540 | 0.05322 | 113 | 78 | 30 | 5 |
1050 | We said we needed someone *nocturnal* given that this is a night shift, not noc-turtle. | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
1051 | Now, bear in mind this isn’t a competition. Your reputation precedes you. | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1052 | Your gym membership was cancelled due to slow payments | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1053 | Tell me, why do you want to work with us? | 1.3535 | 0.06471 | 99 | 73 | 17 | 9 |
1054 | I am not joining the rat race | 1.3534 | 0.05776 | 116 | 84 | 23 | 9 |
1055 | Sorry, we'll need a note from your Doctor... | 1.3534 | 0.05231 | 116 | 80 | 31 | 5 |
1056 | All I'm saying is you do realize these tests are inherently biased. | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1057 | Before I hire you, one last question: Where do you want to be in five years? | 1.3529 | 0.05545 | 119 | 85 | 26 | 8 |
1058 | Sorry, we can't accept you - this is a triple-blind study. | 1.3529 | 0.06331 | 102 | 75 | 18 | 9 |
1059 | you talk the talk but can you walk the walk? | 1.3529 | 0.06331 | 102 | 75 | 18 | 9 |
1060 | - What do you mean, “Toxic work environment?” | 1.3529 | 0.05415 | 119 | 84 | 28 | 7 |
1061 | You're in luck! We just had a cancelation on #3. | 1.3524 | 0.05896 | 105 | 75 | 23 | 7 |
1062 | Believe me, they were all turtles before their Covid shots. | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
1063 | You said your name was Speedy on your resume | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
1064 | No thanks, I’d rather go somewhere slowly than nowhere quickly. | 1.3523 | 0.06865 | 88 | 65 | 15 | 8 |
1065 | Okay. You can start on Monday. But I warn you, it’s a real rat race. | 1.3520 | 0.04580 | 125 | 83 | 40 | 2 |
1066 | Only if you come out of your shell. | 1.3520 | 0.05821 | 125 | 93 | 20 | 12 |
1067 | No one else can do this either. You'll be fine. | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1068 | HR sent me. , | 1.3517 | 0.05041 | 145 | 104 | 31 | 10 |
1069 | Are you sure you didn't lie on your resumé? | 1.3516 | 0.05500 | 128 | 93 | 25 | 10 |
1070 | Walk normal. They're graded on a curve. | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
1071 | So, it’s not a race. | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
1072 | No. I will not just roll with it. | 1.3509 | 0.05973 | 114 | 84 | 20 | 10 |
1073 | Just take it easy at first, and don't go too fast. | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
1074 | You'll at least get a blue ribbon for participation. | 1.3505 | 0.05684 | 97 | 67 | 26 | 4 |
1075 | you sure you wanna do this? | 1.3505 | 0.06561 | 97 | 72 | 16 | 9 |
1076 | Trust me. You'll do fine. | 1.3505 | 0.05870 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
1077 | No, this is Ninja Warrior training, not Ninja Turtle training. | 1.3504 | 0.05862 | 117 | 86 | 21 | 10 |
1078 | The goal is to slow employee turnover. | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
1079 | We're all for supporting biodiversity but this isn't a job for everyone. | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
1080 | You obviously lied on your resume. | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
1081 | We thought maybe if you model a more leisurely pace... | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
1082 | Look, I just don't think it's quite your speed. | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
1083 | …and most importantly, it’s not a race. Okay? | 1.3495 | 0.05468 | 103 | 71 | 28 | 4 |
1084 | So,you finally showed up? | 1.3495 | 0.06718 | 103 | 79 | 12 | 12 |
1085 | It says here you are diligent, easygoing, and relaxed. We could use a little more of that around the office. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1086 | The trick is just to really leeaan into it. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1087 | It’s just to provide more confidence to the others. See if you can get on. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1088 | First, you have to sign this waiver. | 1.3491 | 0.05534 | 106 | 74 | 27 | 5 |
1089 | This is the only model we've got left on the lot right now | 1.3488 | 0.05238 | 129 | 92 | 29 | 8 |
1090 | Slow and steady is actually exactly what we’re looking for. | 1.3488 | 0.05001 | 129 | 90 | 33 | 6 |
1091 | So tell me more about this hare… | 1.3486 | 0.06026 | 109 | 80 | 20 | 9 |
1092 | Rabbits are the next lab over.. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1093 | I'm not sure you are ready for Cirque du Soleil, but let's see what you've got! | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1094 | We have a position open in the mailroom. | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
1095 | The exercise will do you good and it might help you come out of that shell. | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1096 | Our new HR department takes inclusion very seriously | 1.3482 | 0.05027 | 112 | 76 | 33 | 3 |
1097 | What's your average RPM? | 1.3478 | 0.05390 | 115 | 81 | 28 | 6 |
1098 | Are you ready sir to have your life turned upside down? | 1.3478 | 0.05530 | 115 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
1099 | You're only here because of affirmative action. | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1100 | Just so you know, your insurance doesn't cover this. | 1.3478 | 0.05530 | 115 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
1101 | Somehow I think getting dizzy in there will be the least of your problems. | 1.3478 | 0.05799 | 115 | 84 | 22 | 9 |
1102 | I'm very motivated right now. I just won a race with a hare. | 1.3475 | 0.05298 | 118 | 83 | 29 | 6 |
1103 | Let me understand this -- you want to join the rat race? | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1104 | Diversity is more important than speed. | 1.3469 | 0.06340 | 98 | 72 | 18 | 8 |
1105 | I'm sorry, the point of the rat race is that no one wins. | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1106 | I don't CARE if Mister Wizard sent you. This is Rodents Only until noon. OK? | 1.3468 | 0.05127 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 6 |
1107 | Success will be measured by your forward progress. | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
1108 | Of course we offer a 401K, excellent health insurance and paid vacation time. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1109 | You’ll get there, they looked like you when they started. | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1110 | By the hour or by the day? | 1.3465 | 0.04921 | 127 | 88 | 34 | 5 |
1111 | Open Wheel isn't until 5. You can come back then. | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1112 | Hmm this isn’t exactly the kind of spin class I signed up for! | 1.3459 | 0.05124 | 133 | 95 | 30 | 8 |
1113 | I do sense your enthusiasm for this role... however it did take you 4 hours to fill in this form... | 1.3458 | 0.05954 | 107 | 78 | 21 | 8 |
1114 | This is not really a position where you can climb the corporate ladder. | 1.3455 | 0.05694 | 110 | 79 | 24 | 7 |
1115 | We'll get you up to speed before throwing you into the rat race. | 1.3455 | 0.05236 | 110 | 76 | 30 | 4 |
1116 | We did offer you an introductory equipment tour before you signed up for your year long membership. | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
1117 | Have you ever won any races? | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
1118 | I need to get back into shape. The hare want's a rematch! | 1.3451 | 0.06256 | 113 | 86 | 15 | 12 |
1119 | Steady isn't the problem. | 1.3451 | 0.05446 | 113 | 80 | 27 | 6 |
1120 | We're going to have to let you go. | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1121 | Come out of your shell and have some fun. | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
1122 | The maze might be more your speed. | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1123 | Welcome to the corporate life, it's not as bad as it looks | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1124 | You thought we were simply born faster? | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1125 | Sorry, wrong rodent. This is spin class not ninja class. | 1.3445 | 0.05778 | 119 | 88 | 21 | 10 |
1126 | Promise me you won’t just sit there. We have a show to put on. | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1127 | Speed makes no difference. You're not going anywhere! | 1.3445 | 0.05653 | 119 | 87 | 23 | 9 |
1128 | You beat the rabbit we think you can beat the mice. | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1129 | We started 15 minutes ago while you were putting on your running shoes. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1130 | You were referred by the Hare. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1131 | This isn't about slow and steady. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1132 | I may be slow but I'm sure footed . | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1133 | The point? | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1134 | So you’ve decided to stick your neck out and try something new? | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1135 | We'll hire anyone at this point. Are you interested? | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1136 | Sorry, but you can't take that on with you. | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1137 | Unfortunately you’ve gotta be under 2” long to ride this ride. | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1138 | Looking at your resume, we just don't think you can handle the rat race. | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
1139 | Your willingness is commendable, but 'slow and steady' is just not gonna cut it! | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1140 | Go at your own pace and remember: it’s not a rat race, it’s a rat marathon. | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
1141 | No, we don’t have one with water. | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1142 | I also take a very long lunch. | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1143 | Yes, they look funny but have you seen humans on treadmills | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1144 | Sir, I realize you got here before Mister Hare, but he made an online reservation for this 1 O'Clock Spin Class, | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
1145 | You'll kill'em in the endurance events but you don't stand a chance in the artistic program. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
1146 | You're gonna need to change into yoga pants. | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
1147 | No rush. | 1.3423 | 0.05651 | 111 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
1148 | I'm sorry, the feeling was you just wouldn't fit in with the culture | 1.3423 | 0.05198 | 111 | 77 | 30 | 4 |
1149 | According to my clipboard, you were supposed to be here yesterday.” | 1.3423 | 0.05651 | 111 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
1150 | Come back next evolutionary cycle | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1151 | Oh don’t worry, it’s a beginners class. | 1.3423 | 0.05934 | 111 | 82 | 20 | 9 |
1152 | It's my job to bring you up to speed on how we do things here. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1153 | YOU'RE the new spin class instructor? | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1154 | Have you considered applying to Mazes? | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1155 | I've done all I can. Slow and steady just isn't gonna cut it anymore. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1156 | Steady is still slow, sorry. | 1.3415 | 0.05141 | 123 | 87 | 30 | 6 |
1157 | Unfortunately you can't cancel your membership in the middle of your contract | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1158 | Take your time and you’ll be surprised at the results! | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1159 | Sorry dude, the class started two hours ago. | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1160 | Sure, we can get you in to shape. When is the big race? | 1.3398 | 0.06255 | 103 | 77 | 17 | 9 |
1161 | This is not a shell game. | 1.3398 | 0.06552 | 103 | 79 | 13 | 11 |
1162 | I know, I know, I just want to use the free weights. | 1.3398 | 0.06101 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 8 |
1163 | I feel it’s unwise for me to let you cancel your gym membership. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1164 | Unfortunately, we have decided to move ahead with other candidates. | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1165 | Listen, I don’t care what hare you say you beat. | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1166 | Join our ‘beat the hare in 6 months plan’ and I’ll wave your membership fee | 1.3398 | 0.06101 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 8 |
1167 | Easy does it, can ya do that. | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
1168 | So after the Hare, you choose us? | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
1169 | ‘Well your track record is good...’ | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
1170 | This will improve your speed and agility... | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
1171 | Sorry, this is the rat race department, you don't meet the stress-level requirements | 1.3394 | 0.06004 | 109 | 81 | 19 | 9 |
1172 | Yes sir, but in this case, "slow and steady" doesn't really work. | 1.3393 | 0.05463 | 112 | 80 | 26 | 6 |
1173 | ‘Look, I believe ya, but this ain’t a race and we ain’t rabbits’ | 1.3393 | 0.05002 | 112 | 77 | 32 | 3 |
1174 | Look, Mike, it's peak cardio hours. You get 30 minutes then you're off. Got it? | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1175 | That'll be two chunks of cheese. In one week, you'll look just like them..........guaranteed! | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1176 | Sorry but the reservation says Hare | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1177 | Trust me ,working from home isn't all it is cracked up to be. | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
1178 | This is the Rat Race Study. Tortoise and Hare is down the hall. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1179 | I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you have the wrong parable. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1180 | The Hare is waiting for you in the other lab…this is the rat race | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1181 | Oh rats. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1182 | Don't worry, I'm from maintenance. | 1.3371 | 0.05523 | 89 | 61 | 26 | 2 |
1183 | Yep, we have one vacancy. The hare just checked out. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1184 | I’ve told you before...you can’t enter the club until you get your salmonella vaccine | 1.3370 | 0.06786 | 92 | 70 | 13 | 9 |
1185 | I’m sorry, this race is for rats only. | 1.3370 | 0.05632 | 92 | 64 | 25 | 3 |
1186 | If that happens, your trainer can flip you. | 1.3368 | 0.05521 | 95 | 66 | 26 | 3 |
1187 | To be honest, I think this is a win-win. We both have issues with turnover. | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1188 | I know the deadline was Thursday, but we're really spinning our wheels here. | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1189 | Give it a whirl; once you start, you find you can't stop | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1190 | I’m sorry sir I cannot accept your submission to the gym at this time, what happens when you land on your back. | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1191 | Let me tell you how the rat race works.. | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
1192 | Hmm...we were expecting less “slow and steady” and more “win the race! | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1193 | And then what, race a rabbit??? | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1194 | Your résumé shows you can spin your wheels, but you lack experience in getting nowhere fast. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1195 | I recommend starting with the treadmill. | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1196 | We do require you wear your Fitbit. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1197 | This is just crazy enough to work. | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1198 | I’m sorry, but if you’re not into backflips, this isn’t the right place for you. | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
1199 | Look, we agreed, this is not in your wheel house. | 1.3362 | 0.05040 | 116 | 81 | 31 | 4 |
1200 | I beat all the hares and I’ll beat you too! | 1.3361 | 0.05758 | 119 | 89 | 20 | 10 |
1201 | You'll need to come out of your shell to enjoy this one. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1202 | You expect me to believe that every member of your family lived past 125 years and not one had a health club membership? | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1203 | Trust me, you want no part of this | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1204 | Absolutely not. The hare told us all about you. | 1.3358 | 0.04962 | 134 | 96 | 31 | 7 |
1205 | Since you've already beaten the hare, you automatically qualify. | 1.3358 | 0.05499 | 134 | 101 | 21 | 12 |
1206 | As long as you can right yourself up when you flip over, you are good to go. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
1207 | You don't look like a ninja to me | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1208 | We charge by the hour,not the rotation. Understand? | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1209 | You're telling me we hired you on our Equal Opportunities program? | 1.3333 | 0.06445 | 108 | 84 | 12 | 12 |
1210 | Did you get the letter of recommendation from the hare? | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1211 | Are there ever any winners in the rat race? | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1212 | As you can see, our cardio room is pretty awesome.” | 1.3333 | 0.06002 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
1213 | Listen to me please! As I've been saying to you for the past hour, "Ready. Set. Go!" | 1.3333 | 0.05564 | 135 | 103 | 19 | 13 |
1214 | Yeah, it's probably an ADA violation, but that's way above my pay grade. | 1.3333 | 0.06002 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
1215 | You're not the ideal hire, but you are diverse. | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1216 | Sir, the "Slow and Steady" study is down the hall. | 1.3333 | 0.05237 | 114 | 81 | 28 | 5 |
1217 | No this is the rat race. You’re looking for the Hare and Tortoise race... go further up and take a left | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1218 | We've heard good things about you from our friend hare | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1219 | Maybe this time you won’t lose by a hare. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1220 | It's just how we roll. | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1221 | Look, if you’re going to beat that Hare you need to train | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1222 | I’m sorry, but the beginner spin class meets on Tuesdays. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1223 | I'm sorry, but the last tortoise we had just didn't work out. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1224 | Your fitness goal is to "beat the hare"? | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1225 | Sorry, these are only for going nowhere quickly. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1226 | I'm not sure you understand. These are tryouts for Cirque de Soleil. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1227 | … but it says here you have wheel world experience | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
1228 | It's $10 an hour no matter how little progress you make | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1229 | Slow and steady? We’re looking more for someone to enter the rat race. | 1.3301 | 0.06230 | 103 | 78 | 16 | 9 |
1230 | Are you sure you read all of the Terms & Conditions?” | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1231 | Since the pandemic we’ve struggled to keep up interest in the rat race so we’re loosening requirements | 1.3301 | 0.05412 | 103 | 73 | 26 | 4 |
1232 | The Slow and Steady class ended two hours ago. | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
1233 | Of course you qualify. It's only a shell game. | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1234 | Sorry, but there’s a minimum speed requirement. | 1.3300 | 0.05515 | 100 | 71 | 25 | 4 |
1235 | ‘Agreed then - quiz team names - The Tortillas v. The Ratatouillees.’ | 1.3300 | 0.06365 | 100 | 76 | 15 | 9 |
1236 | You'll be outrunning that hare in no time. | 1.3299 | 0.06341 | 97 | 73 | 16 | 8 |
1237 | OK, so it looks like you've been assigned to the control group. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1238 | Okay, but you have to sign a release if your shell cracks. | 1.3299 | 0.06341 | 97 | 73 | 16 | 8 |
1239 | There is no hare. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1240 | Aesop thinks you need to workout? | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1241 | We have an opening - but you'll need to hit the ground running. | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1242 | Well, we have win, place, show, and still. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1243 | Sorry, we are holding it for the Hare. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1244 | no,the application requirements have not changed since last time | 1.3298 | 0.06660 | 94 | 72 | 13 | 9 |
1245 | You get a free, one-hour session with a personal trainer when you join. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1246 | I'm sorry, but it'll take too long to get you up to speed. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1247 | It’s not for everybody. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1248 | Participation counts. | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1249 | Our program is less about weight training and more about cardio, which comes in handy when eluding cats. | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
1250 | Sorry, none of our treadmills have a "slow as molasses" setting! | 1.3295 | 0.05534 | 88 | 61 | 25 | 2 |
1251 | Can I see your medical release? | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1252 | No, I'm not trying to give you the run around. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1253 | We can offer you a teaching role | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
1254 | Sure we have a diversity and inclusivity policy in place | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
1255 | Says here you "beat a hare?" tell me about that. | 1.3277 | 0.05737 | 119 | 90 | 19 | 10 |
1256 | I know you beat a rabbit, but this is not a good fit for you. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
1257 | What makes you think you can win the million dollars? | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
1258 | Your application form stated that you support diversity. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1259 | Don’t let the humans confuse you. Our rat race comes with guaranteed medical and dental. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1260 | Stanley, go home. You’re embarrassing me! | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1261 | Welcome to the rat race. Please take a number | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1262 | Thanks for coming. We will call you… | 1.3271 | 0.06197 | 107 | 82 | 15 | 10 |
1263 | We're very happy you've applied: we're looking to diversify our team. Good luck!" | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1264 | I’m sorry sir, that one is reserved. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1265 | Turns out the rat race just isn’t for me… Anyway, good luck! | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1266 | I’m dropping out of the rat race. | 1.3269 | 0.06178 | 104 | 79 | 16 | 9 |
1267 | I wonder if perhaps you'd be more suited to a work-from-home arrangement. | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
1268 | Yes, we do have a lettuce bar. | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1269 | Dammit, Harold, I know you think everyone else is holding you back, but look at yourself - yet again you've come to work dressed as a turtle. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1270 | Shell out and/or you're out!" | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
1271 | Take your time. We have got all day. | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
1272 | Don’t worry, I’ll take it slow. | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
1273 | Your CV doesn't mention the hare taking a nap. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1274 | Read the room, Baby. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1275 | You're late. Again. | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1276 | Hello, "I'm here to give the slow and steady wins the race Ted Talk." | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1277 | You're not getting on until you sign the liability waiver. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1278 | I don’t know, let me check the rule book. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1279 | Are you considering a career change? | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1280 | We all know the story, now prove it. | 1.3258 | 0.07106 | 89 | 70 | 9 | 10 |
1281 | Sorry, it's not that you're too slow; you're just not a rat. | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1282 | Welcome to Amazon! | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1283 | Welcome, at last, to our futility in motion study. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1284 | It's only two kernals a ride | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1285 | What do you mean, ‘what’s the point?’ What’s the point of poetry? What’s the point of sex? What’s the point of chocolate cake with ice cream? | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
1286 | How's your typing? | 1.3248 | 0.04830 | 117 | 82 | 32 | 3 |
1287 | Sorry you’re late for your reservation. | 1.3246 | 0.04905 | 114 | 80 | 31 | 3 |
1288 | Sorry, but the shell has got to go. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1289 | Look, we’re into diversity here and not trying to set new records. Just do your best. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1290 | Almost instantly, Jason could hear the wheels turning. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1291 | I do better on marathons. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1292 | Sorry, but you are not the right fit for the job. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1293 | We work wonders here, not miracles. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1294 | Hi, Tom, we have you pencilled in for the Maze at 3:00! | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1295 | Yes, it's funny that you put caffine in their water but I still think you should leave | 1.3238 | 0.06274 | 105 | 81 | 14 | 10 |
1296 | Come out of your shell a little, now. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1297 | We were expecting an iguana. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1298 | Our study needs a baseline measurement... that's where you come in. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1299 | After this, you can practice climbing up the corporate ladder. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1300 | What kind of workout did you have in mind? | 1.3235 | 0.06256 | 102 | 78 | 15 | 9 |
1301 | It’s new and needs to be run in slowly. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1302 | I can only guarantee you fourth place. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1303 | Congratulations! You’ve won! | 1.3235 | 0.06410 | 102 | 79 | 13 | 10 |
1304 | We really think this will help you get out of your shell.. | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1305 | We appreciate you figuratively coming out of your shell, but for legal reasons your physical shell must stay on at all times | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1306 | I’m sorry, but armored protection is not allowed. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1307 | You have great experience, but you're not really a culture fit. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1308 | I really think you'd be more suited for our rock sitting study. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1309 | Listen,I know you beat the hare,but this is a real rat race. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1310 | Not in your wheelhouse,buddy. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1311 | You looked a lot more "hampster-like" in your online profile. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1312 | I know that slow and steady wins the race, but. . . . | 1.3226 | 0.05547 | 93 | 66 | 24 | 3 |
1313 | I’m sorry, but whoever told you this is an equal opportunity fitness center was mistaken. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1314 | I'm not sure this is the right job for you. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1315 | Wait, you're how old!? | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1316 | The Ninja class starts at eleven. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1317 | ....please remove all jewelry, defense forces and/or mobile homes... | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1318 | Sorry only if you’re vaccinated. | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
1319 | Well, YOU'RE not a hamster, either! | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1320 | Neurotypical or not, Randall, I’m going to need you to spin that wheel. | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1321 | We'd be more interested in your participation if you'd come out of your shell. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1322 | Don't. Nobody wins the rat race. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1323 | You need to get out of your shell. | 1.3214 | 0.05978 | 112 | 86 | 16 | 10 |
1324 | You realize if you end up on your back, there's little we can do. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1325 | Sorry, this is spinning - you should be in swimming! | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1326 | Can you work outside the box? | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1327 | We’ll have you in shape for the Olympics in 2 weeks! | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
1328 | We heard you beat the hare, so we have pretty high expectations about what you can do here. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1329 | Your numbers are low, Gary. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1330 | I know you need the money but I don't think this job is for you. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1331 | It’s incredibly interesting work. | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
1332 | Slow and steady just won't cut it in this rat race. | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
1333 | If this guy is a no-show you can take a spin. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1334 | No, they won’t give you a head start. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1335 | I’m sorry pal; no matter how you spin it, it’s just not gonna work. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1336 | Have heard of Aesop? | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1337 | Start off slowly | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1338 | My Mom said I'm too sedentary. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1339 | You also have to wipe the machine down after each workout. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1340 | I wouldn't exactly call it upward mobility... | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1341 | You beat the hare, dude! Rest on your laurels. | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1342 | You help our diversity numbers but I'm afraid you'll bring down our turns per user measure | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1343 | We suggest you finish Treadmill 101 before advancing to Spin class.” | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1344 | Might seem crazy, but trust me, it'll be good training for that thing you have with the hare. | 1.3200 | 0.05101 | 100 | 70 | 28 | 2 |
1345 | Your CV said you beat the rabbit. It doesn't say how. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1346 | Can you please explain this "slow and steady" reference on your application? | 1.3196 | 0.05394 | 97 | 69 | 25 | 3 |
1347 | Proof of vaccination is right here on my phone. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1348 | I see by your resume, here, that you won a race with a hare! | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1349 | No, I'm just saying, this one may not be for you. | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
1350 | Do your best to fit in, but we both know who here is the independent variable. | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
1351 | It's never going to work out for you here until you come out of your shell. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1352 | It says here you work well in a fast paced environment. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1353 | So, you have to train for an important race in the next few days, right? | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1354 | Would you be willing to work weekends? | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1355 | Sorry I'm late. It's taking me longer than I expected getting back into the rat race. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1356 | third wheel is open | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1357 | Have you used the equipment before? | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1358 | No, this is the rat race floor. Turtles? All the way down. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1359 | Nice Try Morty! You know I can still recognize you under that shell. 30 minute cardio timelimit per member on the treadmills! | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1360 | Eventually I will win the race. | 1.3182 | 0.04991 | 110 | 78 | 29 | 3 |
1361 | Listen, it's not about competing with others. Our fitness program is about doing *your* best and improving *your* life while breaking the cycle of bad habits by introducing a healthier wheel. And, yes, with consistency you too could one day have the sleek mouse body you've always dreamed of. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1362 | Just roll with it. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1363 | We believe in equality over equity here. In fact, I don't even SEE your shell. You just look like another living thing to me! | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1364 | We need some diversity, you’re hired. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1365 | Sorry, SNAFU, you’re scheduled for tomorrow, with the hares. | 1.3176 | 0.06739 | 85 | 65 | 13 | 7 |
1366 | Your results may vary. | 1.3176 | 0.06739 | 85 | 65 | 13 | 7 |
1367 | Is there a special offer for a yearly membership? | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1368 | No, no. This is the ‘NASA Training Facility: Rodent Division.’ Tortoise tumbling tryouts are down the hall. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1369 | I'm sorry, but one revolution every three days is not satisfactory. | 1.3173 | 0.06301 | 104 | 81 | 13 | 10 |
1370 | I'm sorry, but your previous experience isn't relevant. | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
1371 | You're welcome to set your own pace. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1372 | I see your excellent CV, but your rpm is a little low… Could you try to move faster? | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
1373 | The control group. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1374 | Sorry, the hare has already finished" | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1375 | Don't be intimidated! Carl on the left was a turtle himself when he started working out at Squeakinox | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1376 | Don't call us, we'll call you | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1377 | It's not you -- we start *everyone* out on the treadmill. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1378 | Well now I’ve heard every excuse for being late. | 1.3163 | 0.06421 | 98 | 76 | 13 | 9 |
1379 | Yes, we are accepting of everyone, but are you sure about this? | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1380 | We are looking for new employees who possess a diversity of talents and skills. Unfortunately, slow and steady isn't one of them. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1381 | Are you sure you want to compete with them? | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1382 | Let's take it slow at first. | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
1383 | Respectfully, Sir, I think you’re at the wrong race. | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
1384 | Oh come on, we’re not going anywhere. | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1385 | Ya gotta give me a shot - I'll win by a hare. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1386 | If you're serious about beating the hare then you'll want to opt for our Platinum Membership. | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1387 | Have you ever completed an exercise in futility? | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1388 | You too could get a body like this for the low price of $199/month | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1389 | It’s either this or back to the same old shell game. | 1.3148 | 0.06261 | 108 | 85 | 12 | 11 |
1390 | Ok, let’s see if we can slow down this rat race. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1391 | It’s a high-pressure environment, sure, but these jobs aren’t going anywhere. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1392 | I just got the results from your last race. Welcome to the team. Wheel number 3. | 1.3146 | 0.05671 | 89 | 64 | 22 | 3 |
1393 | Hantavirus vaccine passport, please. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1394 | Nice guys finish last. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1395 | Don't worry - they're all blind. | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
1396 | Honestly... I think this place is not quite your wheelhouse | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1397 | Sorry, this is sales training. Customer service training is down the hall. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1398 | So what you are saying is that this company does not have a equal opportunities policy in place? | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1399 | You would really need to come out of your shell. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1400 | We really wanted to get a judge from outside the industry... | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1401 | I'm sorry. We're holding that one for the hare. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1402 | These are mouse cycles. Turtle cycles are down the hall. | 1.3130 | 0.05970 | 115 | 90 | 14 | 11 |
1403 | Shells are optional. | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 83 | 28 | 4 |
1404 | So, you identify as a ‘mouse’. This oughta be fun.’ | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1405 | I can't believe it, but I beat the hare here again. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1406 | Can you explain to me again how slow and steady wins the race? | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1407 | Not to worry. It's an endurance test. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1408 | Sorry, boss - productivity is falling this week. | 1.3118 | 0.06483 | 93 | 72 | 13 | 8 |
1409 | I wouldn't worry about flipping over. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1410 | Thank you Mrs. Leonardo, I am sorry I forgot to write my name on the test paper. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1411 | We prefer the term “Rodent Challenge” instead of the term “Rat Race | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1412 | How quickly can you get up to speed? | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1413 | If you work hard, you’ll go places in this company. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1414 | No question we can get you to that level, with the platinum membership. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1415 | The position does require a certain flexibility | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1416 | During this first phase of the study, we will focus on the journey. We will address the destination in phase two. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1417 | I'm sorry Mr. Hamster, we did not realize you were a turtle when you made the reservation. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1418 | Hmmm, I don't know. Looks like your boot camp's just training everyone to go nowhere fast. | 1.3111 | 0.06823 | 90 | 71 | 10 | 9 |
1419 | Previously won a race against a hare you say...? | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1420 | You may have beaten the hare, but you're not even in the rat race. | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
1421 | What makes you think you are qualified for this job? | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1422 | I hope you don’t mind being the third wheel. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1423 | This I've gotta see. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1424 | We also have a fully stocked salad bar, if that’s more your speed. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1425 | Don't even think about it! | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1426 | Bad news: you're late. Your race was last week. Good news: it's still in progress. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1427 | I'm sorry, you're not quite tall enough for this ride. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1428 | We require three references yet you've listed only one, the hare. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1429 | I'm sorry, but you're overqualified. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1430 | Do you have any experience going fast? | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1431 | Anthony, we broke up! Can't believe you found me at work. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1432 | I heard you’re a good self starter | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1433 | Our spin class is open to all fitness levels. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1434 | … and remember, slow and steady wins the race. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1435 | Finally! A certified racing champion, here to show us how to do this right! | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1436 | We do have a slot open here, Mr Green, but this rat race isn't for everyone. Some crack under pressure. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1437 | Management tryouts are next door. | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1438 | The moral of the story is that life is meaningless. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1439 | Just because we spread plagues doesn’t meant we don’t believe in social distancing…You’ll have to wait for another treadmill. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1440 | Is there a work from home option? | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1441 | Your resume states that you beat the hair? | 1.3091 | 0.05125 | 110 | 80 | 26 | 4 |
1442 | We don’t have an extra wheel for you right now, but you could just walk in a circle and get the same result. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1443 | Look I don't mean to be specist,but there's no way you can participate in this critical race theory. | 1.3086 | 0.07167 | 81 | 64 | 9 | 8 |
1444 | I'm sorry, but you have to be blind to enter. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1445 | But on the upside, you won't need to provide me retirement benefits for about 40 years. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1446 | You might want to put your house in a locker. | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1447 | No, I don't think the rat race will bring you out of your shell! | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1448 | We’ll put you in the beginner’s class… | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1449 | Donatello, your training starts now | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1450 | Shell feeling a bit tight? At-home training isn’t for everyone. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1451 | I’m sorry it took forever to get here, but to cancel the membership your letter has to be mailed. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1452 | Peleton Pete, finally you have arrived. | 1.3083 | 0.05773 | 120 | 94 | 15 | 11 |
1453 | Just because you beat some hare doesn't mean you're ready to keep up in the rat race | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1454 | They still haven't realized the wheel isn't spinning, sir | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1455 | I'm here from the Department of Health - we've had complaints about droppings on the floor. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1456 | It took me a year to get here, so move along, kid. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1457 | Sorry kid, it’s a closed shop. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1458 | You’ll need to take that off before you enter. | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
1459 | Lose the shell and we'll talk. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1460 | Please get back on; this pace is killing us. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1461 | Though your resume is impressive, the rat race is truly for rats… | 1.3070 | 0.05004 | 114 | 83 | 27 | 4 |
1462 | I’m sorry sir but beating a hare doesn’t mean that you get a free gym membership. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1463 | I’m assuming that’s a note from your doctor? | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1464 | I'm not sure that method applies here. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1465 | You know how to saunter, don’t you? | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1466 | this is a fast paced environment | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1467 | The products basically sell themselves and you get to be your own boss! | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1468 | You might find our gym to be a little intimidating. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1469 | They think it's a sprint; I know it's a marathon. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1470 | If you're not in a hurry to go anywhere, I can explain the cardio merits of the wheel. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1471 | Well,I suppose where there's a wheel there's a way. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1472 | Hi. I'm here for my training session for the 2016 Olympics. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1473 | Based on your résumé, you may be just what we’re looking for. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1474 | Try to keep pace, I’ll be back in ten | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1475 | Where do you see yourself five years from now? | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1476 | You are too early for next year! | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1477 | Sorry, buddy. I don't make the rules. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1478 | Just sign this liability release | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1479 | I see you have experience with hares. Have you worked in the rat race before | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1480 | Are you willing to completely devalue yourself to accept this position while I sit around and complain that no one wants to work anymore? | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1481 | If it makes you feel better, think of it this way: This job is about the journey, not the destination. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1482 | It's not their job I'm apply for, it's yours. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1483 | Yep, it’s been wiped down | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1484 | Wellcome fellow-new-hire! Ethnicity it’s not even a subject here… let me know if you run into any hurdles | 1.3049 | 0.06873 | 82 | 64 | 11 | 7 |
1485 | Two weeks and you’ll be a gym rat. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1486 | We're looking for a shell company to transfer our assets | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1487 | Mt therapist said I needed to get out of my shell, try something different | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1488 | Slow and steady won't cut it here. | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1489 | Unfortunately, you cannot do this remotely. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1490 | Yes! It’s a great way to warm up for a race. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1491 | If you beat a rabbit in a race, I'm afraid you're overqualified | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1492 | have you been vaccinated? | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
1493 | You know it's called a running wheel, right? | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1494 | So it says in your résumé that you can spin a wheel in under a day. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1495 | If you'll just come for the one-hour presentation, we'll give you a $200 resort credit." | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1496 | We're trying to see your point, but we're not getting anywhere. | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
1497 | We are happy to welcome you, as a new joiner, in this diversity and inclusion team building activity | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1498 | Look, I don't care whether you meant it as an insult, but these are clearly hamster wheels and if you call us that again we're going to have to ask you to leave. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1499 | You’ll drop at least 2 shell sizes, guaranteed | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1500 | You must be the quota turtel. | 1.3038 | 0.05510 | 79 | 56 | 22 | 1 |
1501 | I normally say that this gives more energy and vitality, but in your case I would just lounge by the pool. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1502 | Beating one hare doesn't really qualify you for this job. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1503 | It's called a "rat race" for a reason. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1504 | I trust you’ll find our evaluation process fair and unbiased. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1505 | Yes, I know you can make it all the way up the beach and back into the ocean, but can you roll with the big boys? | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1506 | Just remember, it’s not a rat race. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1507 | Hey Shel, you were supposed be here nine days ago. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1508 | Just be patient when you go belly-up. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1509 | You won't win this rat race by a hare. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1510 | Perhaps something in accounting instead? | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1511 | Have you taken our CrossFit class before? | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1512 | Really? You HAVE passed the mandatory physical? | 1.3028 | 0.05902 | 109 | 85 | 15 | 9 |
1513 | Honest. When they began the program, they looked like you. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1514 | Would you like me to hold your shell? | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1515 | Are you hiring? | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1516 | Okay, but you should know we don't pay by the hour. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1517 | We’ve noticed a rising demand for slow motion. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1518 | We called you back because it says on your resume you've beaten a hare at a race? | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1519 | I don't know if this rental is really your speed. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1520 | You realize, boss, it's a myth that we actually enjoy this crap, right? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1521 | You might want to hang up your shell before your shift starts. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1522 | Are you sure you got the right address from the temp agency? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1523 | It's not your speed I'm worried about, it's your attitude. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1524 | Honestly I think you’ll do well here. Just take it slow. After all, it’s not a rat race. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1525 | Sure, slow but steady will work. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1526 | I think ‘slow and steady’ was the wrong advice. | 1.3019 | 0.06168 | 106 | 84 | 12 | 10 |
1527 | Alternative Energy, am I right? | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1528 | Let the wheel do the work. Before ya know it, you’re spinning out of control. That’s when you’ll know you’ve arrived! | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1529 | Sorry, this is restricted to Republican traitors. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1530 | Wheely? | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1531 | You might feel more comfortable waiting for the snails to arrive. They're running a little late. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1532 | You have to be flexible. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1533 | Enroll today and that hare is toast. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1534 | First time with us? Let’s start you off slow. | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
1535 | My name is Aesop, and I'm not trying to prove anything. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1536 | Sorry, only mammals get to go on The Wheel of Going Nowhere" | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1537 | It all depends, of course, on how much you want to shell out. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1538 | They’re unsafe at high speeds, but I’ve got a good feeling here. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1539 | Tell me, why do you want to join the rat race? | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1540 | You're just in time. We need someone with heft. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1541 | Just go slow and steady and you'll be fine. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1542 | So have you ever attended a spinning class? | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1543 | Sorry, the hare’s booked it. You should’ve got here earlier. | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1544 | Just because you beat the hare doesn’t mean that you’re going anywhere with this race. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1545 | Sorry, but we couldn't hold your wheel reservation past six o'clock. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1546 | By the time you find your way onto that wheel this cartoon caption contest will be over. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1547 | We think outside the box. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1548 | We’re moving in a new direction with this team; that’s where you come in. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1549 | It’s all about mind set | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1550 | I don’t care that Aesop sent you from head office - no way I’m letting you cover Marty’s shift | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1551 | Sorry, but you don't fit the profile to join the rat race. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1552 | ‘Slow and steady’ loses the rat race. | 1.2991 | 0.05465 | 117 | 90 | 19 | 8 |
1553 | Who sent you? Aesop? | 1.2991 | 0.05598 | 117 | 91 | 17 | 9 |
1554 | I know your endurance is strong, but this will help your speed and agility. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1555 | I'd just like to remind you that we're not responsible for any injuries that may occur while you use our equipment. | 1.2991 | 0.06398 | 107 | 87 | 8 | 12 |
1556 | Remember this time, thirty minutes max if someone's waiting." | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1557 | That may be true, but this is more of a fast and unsteady situation. | 1.2990 | 0.06246 | 97 | 76 | 13 | 8 |
1558 | Don’t worry, one month back in the office and you’ll be back to yourself in no time | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1559 | After the last year, we're looking for some stability. | 1.2989 | 0.05200 | 87 | 62 | 24 | 1 |
1560 | 'No, no mistake, we are trying to avoid groupthink' | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1561 | I'm here from Quality Control. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1562 | No, the hare hasn’t signed up. | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1563 | Treadmill desks? We’ll do you one better. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1564 | I’ll be frank, your just here to make the boss’s son look good. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1565 | On the plus side, your productivity has been steady. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1566 | We encourage our employees to come out of their shells | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1567 | I'm sorry, we just don't think you'll be a good fit for our organization. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1568 | Sorry, we don't have flipping turtle insurance. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1569 | In your case, you can always work from home. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1570 | Let me see: ten years of school... afterwards ninety-three years in the "free" market... periods of unemployment... dumping wages... a mortgage... Congratulations - you got the job! | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1571 | The Single Ventricle group starts next. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1572 | We do have one opening but you'll never make it before closing. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1573 | You'll be on taking over on the wheel of justice. | 1.2976 | 0.06728 | 84 | 66 | 11 | 7 |
1574 | I'm sorry, but there is a slow limit. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1575 | Shell-shocked. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1576 | So can you see yourself working here after law school? | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1577 | Yeah, I show your start time as 9 a.m., but for two months ago. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
1578 | Sorry, Buddy—you’re three days late for the interview | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1579 | Well, after I didn't get a callback for the lead, I thought I might still be qualified for the chorus line? | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1580 | Still, I admire your commitment to a more sustainable world. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1581 | Take your time, we're open all day. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1582 | You’re only competing with yourself. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1583 | Hare? There's no hare here. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1584 | It's not about speed, it's about rhythm. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1585 | Listen, I’ve been at this for years and as long as you keep the wheel moving you’re golden | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1586 | It's taking us a while to get back to the old rat race. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1587 | I don't think saying you identify as a hamster will make a difference to the wheel. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1588 | Sorry, that one is reserved for the hare. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1589 | Are you absolutely sure you want to join the rat race | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1590 | I know you make good soup. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1591 | After I beat the Hare I figured I'd come check out this 'rat race' I heard about. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1592 | Number 3 is open but watch your speed. | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1593 | We value diversity but wearing shell is against our policy | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1594 | She ain’t fancy, but she’ll get ya there.... wanna take her for a spin? | 1.2955 | 0.04891 | 88 | 62 | 26 | 0 |
1595 | Your resume is impressive, but I noticed there is quite a long career gap. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1596 | I want to make a diversity hire. But then you claim our system is rigged against you. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1597 | I usually encourage participants to concentrate on the exercise aspect but in your case I’d say focus more on the futility. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1598 | This is speed; stamina is a different machine. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1599 | Sorry. Athletes are required to compete in the category of their species at birth | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1600 | I know. I know. But the hares are still working remotely. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1601 | You know that we can't really pay you 12 dollars an hour | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1602 | Slow and steady you say? You understand it's a rat race? | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1603 | Title IX does not apply. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1604 | Just to be clear,no one wins this race. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1605 | Sorry sir. It's the only thing available. | 1.2941 | 0.05246 | 85 | 61 | 23 | 1 |
1606 | I feel like your just hiring me because of my race. You know, the RAT race | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1607 | Sorry, but you must be at least this fast to ride. | 1.2936 | 0.05873 | 109 | 86 | 14 | 9 |
1608 | 'Slow and steady'?" How about 'not drunk'? | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1609 | You're the only one who's made actual progress. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1610 | The people who want slow Internet are going to love you | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1611 | You're here because of your work in the hare race, which tells you everything you need to know about management. | 1.2935 | 0.06473 | 92 | 73 | 11 | 8 |
1612 | I don’t think you’re cut out for this rat race. You look more like the “work from home” type. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1613 | Your gym will be re-opening soon " | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1614 | Just say "circle back" and you've got the job. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1615 | We are looking for someone with wheel enthusiasm, on a rotational basis. Does that sound like you, sir? | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1616 | No pressure, but the hare also trains on this three times a week. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1617 | Did you have a cough or fever in the last 14 days? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1618 | The "slow and steady" models are still on backorder | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1619 | Impressive. Last week I beat a hare. | 1.2925 | 0.05838 | 106 | 83 | 15 | 8 |
1620 | Look buddy, here slow and steady does not win the race. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1621 | You're hired, Amazon is pro diversity! | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1622 | Well, it's your shell, not mine." | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1623 | I'll shout discrimination. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1624 | Sorry. It's a liability issue. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1625 | Yes, the job posting does say "Equal Opportunity Employer" | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1626 | It's a rat race but your welcome to try! | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1627 | So tell me why you want to work for us. | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
1628 | I have wheel #3 open but it's probably not your speed | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
1629 | Perhaps you'd like to try the carousel instead? | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1630 | I’m sorry, but you just missed marathon practice. It was last month. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1631 | No, you can’t work from home.” 🏡 | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
1632 | Look pal, training starts at 12. You have to be on time. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1633 | We don't discriminate based on race results. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1634 | No! I thought I was here to race a rabbit. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1635 | I know, I know, but "slow and steady" doesn't fit our business model. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1636 | These diversity quotas are getting ridiculous | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1637 | HR wants to try slow and steady. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1638 | I ‘m sorry, but I just don’t think you’re cut out for the rat race. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1639 | We need someone with a good backbone | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1640 | Unfortunately, you’re not currently in the running for the open position. | 1.2913 | 0.06267 | 103 | 83 | 10 | 10 |
1641 | Just beaten the rabbit in a race? Sorry, you are way overqualified. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1642 | Roll-flex is guaranteed to increase your speed 200%, you'll be painting a lightning bolt on the side of that shell! | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1643 | Welcome to the rat race. The best way to win is not to enter it. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1644 | Slow and steady ain’t gonna cut it here. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1645 | Join our 2 months training program .... Slow and steady doesn't work anymore | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1646 | So you say your name is Rabbit, huh? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1647 | Not hiring, I'll sue for discrimination. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1648 | Good luck. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1649 | Our previous assistant manager was lost in the maze. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1650 | Yes, our funding agency is very big on diversity. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1651 | Would like to join the revolution? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1652 | I've been trying to get out of my shell and try something new | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1653 | So I'm looking to sublet until Sept 1 | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1654 | Sorry, have been there, done that - am striving toward lethargy. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
1655 | Yes, here's where the hare is training... | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1656 | Just do what you did in the race against the hare....I'm sure it will be fine. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1657 | Please invoke the law of centrifugal force! | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1658 | This is our cardio area, but there is a 30 minute limit. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1659 | ‘all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others’ | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1660 | We're trying to convert to greener sources of energy. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1661 | Yes we are an all inclusive treadwheel gym | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1662 | You'll have to come out of your shell. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1663 | Yes, you can go as fast or as slow as you want. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1664 | Your funeral, just sign the release. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1665 | Where do you see yourself after 5 rounds? | 1.2892 | 0.06755 | 83 | 66 | 10 | 7 |
1666 | Ticket Please. | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1667 | I’m telling you. Humans call this ‘fun’. I don’t get it either. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1668 | I think someone has given you really bad directions. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1669 | 'Why?' What do you mean, 'Why?'? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1670 | Sorry, we don't have any turtle logs available at the moment. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1671 | This rat race is full. Get back to the Senate, Mitch McConnell. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1672 | In fact, you can take the Hare’s wheel. He hasn’t yet arrived. I suggest the Slow and Steady routine. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1673 | Yes, you can go at your own pace. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1674 | Look - we’re counting on you to introduce some method to this madness | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1675 | I’m sorry sir but that’s the rule, five minutes not five rotations. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1676 | You may want to start with a beginner spin class. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1677 | Sorry, but you're too late for the rat race. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1678 | You're here to obstruct, not win or lose. Do you understand your assignment? | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1679 | Your epic win in the race with Hare really impressed us. We think you’re ready for the rat race. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1680 | Not quite your speed, I’m afraid. | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1681 | Maybe spin class isn’t for you… | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1682 | You're the first one today to bring a helmet to the zero gravity training | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1683 | I'm seeking a job that will take me nowhere fast. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1684 | An impressive resume, but 'slow and steady' doesn't align with our current market values | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1685 | Well we might not be Olympics material sir, but as you can see, we were born to go nowhere fast. | 1.2874 | 0.05146 | 87 | 63 | 23 | 1 |
1686 | Remember to keep your body in an upright, locked position. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1687 | I'm too dizzy to read this, to be honest. | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
1688 | You need a thick skin for this line of work. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1689 | And you you thought your shell came in handy before! | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1690 | You may have beaten the hare, but you don't stand a chance in this rat race. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1691 | We’re a judgment-free fitness facility. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1692 | Are you sure you’re up for this? It’s a rat race over here. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1693 | You’re far too intelligent for this line of work. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1694 | I'm sorry, but it's a rat race. No turtle entries allowed. The slow and steady race is over there. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1695 | Just so we’re clear, you’ll go nowhere a lot slower than these guys. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1696 | It's a spin class. You want the flip over class. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1697 | You might want to warm up on the recumbent bike first. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1698 | Can't complain. It's better than being with the monkeys. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1699 | I'm sorry. This gym requires proper attire. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1700 | On the other hand, we'll probably never have to replace you. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1701 | Like I told you, It’s not about the destination, it’s the journey. So are you in? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1702 | But I'm not body shaming you. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1703 | Plus an additional 'different species' charge. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1704 | You can modify any of the exercises to your skill level | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1705 | Due to the Equal Opportunities Act, we now accept applications to the Rat Race from all species | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1706 | I’m much faster than I look! | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1707 | These guys are a hare better. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1708 | I can offer you a partial refund on your membership. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1709 | I can’t take you right now but we have slow spinning classes every Tuesday and Thursday at noon. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1710 | It’s up to you, Dude. Just sign this flipping waiver. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1711 | We think we've discovered why you always win the race. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1712 | I think you're in the wrong cartoon! | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1713 | You IDENTIFY as a rat? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1714 | You need to come out of your shell | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1715 | It's OK, we promise you'll get there just as fast as everybody else. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1716 | You can check with the EEOC, but 30 rpm is a bona fide occupational requirement. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1717 | Count me in, i’ve been trying to get out of my shell | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
1718 | So, you really sure you want to join this rat race? | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
1719 | As you can see,we offer aerobic fitness equipment for every body type,wherever you are in your journey towards becoming a more healthy you. | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
1720 | The job requires nudity. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1721 | Which part of ‘rat race’ did you not understand? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1722 | No, the slowest doesn't win the race here. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1723 | I just don't think this position is right for you. | 1.2857 | 0.06895 | 84 | 68 | 8 | 8 |
1724 | I thought this position was remote | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1725 | I am not sure you will be the right fit here. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1726 | Do you swing both ways? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1727 | Getting that far isn’t in our wheelhouse either. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1728 | Sir! We will have to perform a dope test! Your last race with Mr. Hare has been called into question | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1729 | Oh come on, you'll be totally competitive. They tire quickly! | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1730 | Your resume seems to have exaggerated a bit. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1731 | I'm sorry, but beating a hare in a foot race doesn't qualify you for the mouse wheel. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1732 | It's OK. They were the first ones vaccinated. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1733 | Am I too late for the spin class? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1734 | 'I'm warning you ... it's wheely difficult!' | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1735 | You look shell shocked. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1736 | If you tuck your head, I’ll consider that a helmet. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1737 | No no no, no. You’re not understanding. There’s no tangible product. That’s where the “non-fungible” comes in… | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1738 | We strive to be exactly an equal opportunity employer | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1739 | I think you’ll really come out of your shell when you meet the team | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1740 | The Doctor told me to move more…how do I start? | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1741 | Wrong day, man! You and the rabbit report at 7 am in the morning! Room 103, Track #1… | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1742 | I'm sorry, you don't qualify for the kilowatt-generating minimum. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1743 | I know you won a critical race, but that theory ain't gonna help you here. | 1.2840 | 0.05339 | 81 | 59 | 21 | 1 |
1744 | You'll be expected to teach to each student's individual learning style both in person and virtually. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1745 | Me at spinning class. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1746 | I’m just not sure if you can keep up with the pace around here. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1747 | It’s ok. You just ahead. We’re not going anywhere. | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
1748 | Your reservation for 45 minutes on the wheel is about to expire. Sorry. Try to be on time if you sign up again. | 1.2832 | 0.05687 | 113 | 90 | 14 | 9 |
1749 | Think of it not as a race but as an existential challenge. | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1750 | You’re over qualified | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1751 | Can I set my own pace? | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
1752 | Don't think of it as a race. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1753 | It's the Olympics Freestyle trials, not an endurance event. So ... | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1754 | Crack that lightning and burn that sky. We are wheelbarrows of the air. We are forgotten Gods trying not to cry. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1755 | We were expecting a rabbit | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1756 | After years of going nowhere fast, we've decided to try a different strategy. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1757 | $7.25 an hour to start? | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
1758 | Dreams are a dime a dozen kid. Now, do you think you got what it takes? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1759 | And after one month on our exercise program, you too can loose that ugly shell! | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1760 | But I told you, I think outside the circle. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1761 | I think I can. I think . . . | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1762 | I have two words for you, Centrifugal Force! | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1763 | So we’re trying to make something more energy efficient than an electric car…you’ll… you’ll be first gear. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1764 | You just need to cover for me for an hour. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1765 | I'm told you will be working from home? | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
1766 | Thanks, but I don't think slow and steady can actually win this one. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1767 | The Hare? No, he doesn’t work out here | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1768 | Don't worry about getting off to a slow start. The last one to finish wins the race. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1769 | The rat race is anyone’s to win now. | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1770 | I know you usually train with hares, but most of our members are gym rats.” | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1771 | Crossfit isn't for everyone. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1772 | Your resume is impressive, but I'm gonna need to see those track and field trophies. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1773 | Winning is addictive, isn’t it?” | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1774 | I am NOT being speciesist, sir. But we DO have a dress code. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1775 | Thank you for your application. We’ve decided to go with a faster candidate. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1776 | Sorry, but slow and steady don't cut it on this circuit | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1777 | We don't think you'll qualify unless you remove your armor. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1778 | It's a hybrid work-from-home approach. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1779 | ...you keep at it, you'll be 'going nowhere fast.' | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1780 | Don’t worry, I’m a fast learner! | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1781 | look walter, it’s not called a rat race for nothing | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
1782 | It's not the destination, it's the journey. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1783 | Well, as much as we believe in inclusiveness; There is a reason why the ad specified this was a Rat race. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1784 | Three blind mice. See how they run? | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1785 | That's what Achilles also said. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1786 | It's ok - even if you're feeling a bit sluggish, now's a great time to come back to spin class! | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1787 | Yeah, they call it a rat race, but if you think of it as a hare race, you'll be a shoo-in to win.' | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
1788 | Yes, the wheels go up to 40 mph, but that shouldn't concern you. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1789 | Hey, Flash! Good to see ya! | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1790 | Trust me, I'm used to getting nowhere fast | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1791 | QUALIFIED? Hey, I once beat a RABBIT in a race! | 1.2800 | 0.06208 | 100 | 81 | 10 | 9 |
1792 | Look, we all heard the story about you and the hare, and truly we are not sure if we can believe it anymore. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1793 | ...and this is how we roll | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1794 | We’re going to need to you step out of your shell. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
1795 | Yes, I've read 'The Tortoise and the Hare,' but it was merely an allegory, you know. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1796 | ‘I hear you - welcome to late-stage capitalism in the USA’ | 1.2796 | 0.06371 | 93 | 75 | 10 | 8 |
1797 | I’m sorry but without an MBA I just don’t think you’re cut out for the rat race. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1798 | I don't think diversity is the issue here. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1799 | Think you can handle Spin class? Mitch, please. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1800 | You want speed or accuracy? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1801 | Look snowball,I got no idea who got the experimental drug and who got the placebo. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1802 | I'm sorry, you have to sign a waiver to use this ride. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1803 | Do you need to warm up? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1804 | You'll be our speed control group. Trust me; what could go wrong? | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1805 | ...and I wanted to be the lead tenor in Rigoletto but it's just not happening. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1806 | Sorry, No, we didn't find your cell phone under the wheels. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1807 | Sorry, old chap, you are in the wrong fable. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1808 | That's not how I roll! | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1809 | I need to see proof of your Covid 19 vaccination.' | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1810 | We're going around in circles here. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1811 | We don't suggest drugs. You either got it or you don't!! | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1812 | And your skill level is …? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1813 | Oh hello Mr.Turtle, you definitely reinvented the wheel here, the mice are loving it! | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1814 | I would shake your hand, but I’m a turtle. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1815 | Would you like to take it for a spin? | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1816 | You shell overcome! | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1817 | We did send out a notice that we are no longer ‘turtles-only’ | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
1818 | But, what happened to the hare? | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1819 | Sorry. This week, the yoga class moved down the hall to Room 6 | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1820 | No hardtops allowed, unfortunately | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1821 | You shouldn’t have used a pre-pandemic photo in your resume. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1822 | We're just not sure our equipment can accommodate someone of your... size. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1823 | It is technically a spin class, but we recommend the low setting for beginners. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1824 | We've heard you did good things against the hare. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
1825 | Maybe you should find another summer job. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1826 | OK. You're late to work. We expected that of you. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1827 | So, are you up for being a one man control group? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1828 | The hare trainers are in Aisle 3. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1829 | Remember to keep you arms and legs inside at all times until you reach a complete stop. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1830 | Just take it easy - note so fast. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1831 | You are welcome to workout, but you must leave your domicile in the locker room." | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1832 | Thanks for coming in. We’ve had high turnover lately. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
1833 | Sorry for the misunderstanding, in our job post we meant that we were looking for a ‘quick and agile learner’ in the literal sense. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1834 | «We are very impressed with your CV but don’t think you are a good ‘culture fit’ at this time» | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
1835 | Sorry, my friend. This competition is for weed-powered athletes only. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1836 | Come back when we have a slowdown. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1837 | Yes, yes, I've read your story, but these guys are much more focused than hares. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1838 | We’re all for diversity but can you keep up? | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1839 | Everyone who works here has had a unique journey but they are all part of the same rat-race. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1840 | I can get you a great deal on a lifetime membership. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1841 | No worries…we keep an ambulance on standby. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1842 | You just missed the cut off by a hare” @drewdernavic | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
1843 | Three blind mice and now a tortoise? I’m done. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1844 | And what makes you think you’re qualified for the rat race? | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1845 | Are you entered in the competition? No, I missed the deadline. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1846 | I think you will find the treadmill more to your liking. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1847 | No one wants to do any work in this economy. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1848 | Yes, that’s how they roll, but you be you, boo! | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1849 | But I have four legs. | 1.2759 | 0.05089 | 87 | 64 | 22 | 1 |
1850 | And I've been around the block a few times." | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1851 | I'm on to you. This is a shell game. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1852 | Things are slow right now so we could probably fit you in | 1.2759 | 0.04820 | 87 | 63 | 24 | 0 |
1853 | So you're working from home? | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1854 | Humm…I’m not so sure anymore if I want to work for you guys | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1855 | I see you’ve mastered “slow and steady” but we’re really looking for someone who will engage in the rat race.” | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1856 | Now it says here on your resume that you were state champion in the 100m dash? | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1857 | Unlimited classes are included with your membership but towel service is extra. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1858 | Affirmative action hire? Why would you ask that? | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1859 | Do you suffer from any anxieties? I only ask since you'll need to come out of your shell. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1860 | Yeah, you can hop on, but you gotta sign this release | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1861 | You've got to sign this waiver before I can let you on. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
1862 | Oh, I’m sorry! You want Office of the Aging next door. This is the Board of Elections. | 1.2754 | 0.07693 | 69 | 57 | 5 | 7 |
1863 | Now you know why you shouldn’t lie in your resume | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1864 | Alright, welcome aboard. Got one piece of advice: If a guy in a white lab coat offers you fentanyl, take it. They keep it coming, and it's free. No one knows why. You just gotta keep pressing the button. Trust me: It'll all make sense soon, brother. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
1865 | It's about fitting, not fitness. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1866 | Trust me, it’ll help you come out of your shell. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1867 | You can identify as a mouse, but to participate you must lose the shell. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1868 | We can offer you a hybrid work from home approach | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1869 | We needed a low gear | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1870 | I realize you'll outlive all of us, but you can't be serious. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1871 | You could win on style points. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1872 | Sorry, but I don’t see a Shell Silverstein on the contestant list. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1873 | Where will I be going? | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1874 | It’s great training for a race. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1875 | You don't look like your resume! | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
1876 | Here at our gym, our focus is to get you out of your shell | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1877 | You'll need to sign a waiver. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1878 | Take it easy at first. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1879 | 'Rat race' is such a pejorative." | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1880 | I'll keep your resume on file in case something opens up. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1881 | Yea, yea… “Slow and steady wins the race.” Move along mister funny guy. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1882 | I'm sorry, we have no room, but I hear the Hare Institute is looking for volunteers in a speed test. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1883 | I tried that, but it got me nowhere. What's your Plan B? | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1884 | Welcome to the team,Todd! Now, let’s get you up to speed. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1885 | You'll need a hard shell to run this rat race | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1886 | You're just not what we're looking for | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1887 | Remember, it's about the journey. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1888 | „I‘m interested - tell me why you‘re the best fit for our job vacancy.“ | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1889 | Slow and steady, huh? Alright, show me what ya got. | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1890 | You'll have to shell out to qualify. | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1891 | I am slow and steady but will generate the power for you | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1892 | Right to left & counterclockwise - Trump. Guiliani. Barr. Pompeo. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1893 | When my Doc said take a stress test, I assumed the treadmill would have a video screen. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1894 | I'm sorry, but this isn't your Wheelhouse. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1895 | Some of us just aren't cut out for the corporate rat race. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1896 | Ready to disrupt an industry? | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1897 | They go round and round. We”re captive on the carousel of time. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1898 | We’re more of a ‘fail fast, fail always’ culture | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1899 | I'm sorry. Your past racing experience is irelevant. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1900 | The race is sponsored by Schrödinger. You can say you won and nobody can prove you didn’t. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1901 | Sorry, but I won’t be able to fit you in. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1902 | You can leave your luggage in one of our secure lockers. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1903 | Sometimes you gotta leave your house. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1904 | Ah Leonardo, welcome to your final test. | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
1905 | After reviewing your application, we've decided that we will be moving forward with other candidates for this particular role. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1906 | Don’t worry, what’s most important in this race is having thick skin. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1907 | Just make sure you clock in and you get a half hour lettuce break in four hours | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1908 | We don't think your a good fit for our Rotary club. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1909 | I'm sorry this is the rat race, the rabbit race was yesterday. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1910 | We'll let you on, but only if you sign this waiver that absolves us of the responsibility to flip you back over. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1911 | Just try to beat your personal best! | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1912 | There’s a thirty minute limit for all equipment. | 1.2717 | 0.04913 | 92 | 68 | 23 | 1 |
1913 | I’m not really sure this is in your wheelhouse. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1914 | Thanks for applying..so tell me, why did you leave your last hamster wheel? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1915 | So are you looking to bulk up or get lean? | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1916 | This spin class will make you come out of your shell. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1917 | Shell out 5 bucks and you can take a twirl. | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
1918 | I'm telling you Fred, this how the rabbit started. Just sign this life insurance and we can start your training. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1919 | Now I personally don't like the term 'diversity hire'... | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1920 | Can you fill in for me? | 1.2716 | 0.06807 | 81 | 66 | 8 | 7 |
1921 | HARES ARE SO 2020! | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1922 | You must be the repair guy. The wheel just stopped working. Can you get it up in running in...15mins? Our next guest will be here in 20. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1923 | I can’t believe you didn’t buy a Peloton during the pandemic | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1924 | So, we’re going to need you to work overtime again..... | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
1925 | Nice costume, Mickey Mouse! Welcome to Burning Man. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1926 | Bud, I gotta tell ya. If you wanna build confidence, you gotta come out of your shell. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1927 | „I’ll give you my spot for 50$.“ | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1928 | I don't care if they call you Speedy | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1929 | Do you realize you're living in New York now ? | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1930 | You need work on your dismount. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1931 | Look...you're really great, but our research tells us that humans just won't laugh hard enough at a turtle on an exercise wheel. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1932 | Just five minutes. And no hotdogging. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1933 | Good timing; the hare just finished. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1934 | Think of it as a hare racing experience. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1935 | In our quest for fitness, sir, we all must start somewhere, and in your case perhaps somewhere else. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1936 | as part of our new diversity policy, we aim at hiring employees who will create a slow-pace environment | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1937 | I can recommend a gym with standard treadmills | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1938 | we're hoping you'll do as well with us as you did with the hare | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1939 | Your resume is great, but I don't think you'd fit well in our culture | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1940 | I'm sorry but I don't consider you rat adjacent. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1941 | Welcome to spin class. Have you ridden with us before? | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1942 | I don’t think wheelhouse is really in your wheelhouse. | 1.2703 | 0.04605 | 111 | 83 | 26 | 2 |
1943 | I’ll see what we can do about getting a standing desk for your station. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1944 | What do you mean, you "can be very competitive"? | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1945 | I just take it one step at a time. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1946 | Ok, one just opened up, but there's a 30-minute limit when people are waiting. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1947 | When did it get so political? | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1948 | This is only for rat race prep | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1949 | I'm here for the Cirque du Soleil auditions | 1.2697 | 0.06345 | 89 | 72 | 10 | 7 |
1950 | I'm in it for the long run. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1951 | We have beginner's courses Tuesday's and Friday's. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1952 | I know you have experience as a bingo caller, but this job is a bit more interactive. | 1.2697 | 0.06345 | 89 | 72 | 10 | 7 |
1953 | Sorry! Only rats and humans allowed to train for the rat race. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1954 | You’ll be fine, just don’t land on your back. | 1.2692 | 0.07224 | 78 | 65 | 5 | 8 |
1955 | Tell me a little about yourself. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1956 | It’s just the soft bigotry of low expectations | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1957 | Your work-life balance is really important to us. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1958 | So you have a degree in Racewalking? | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1959 | You’re in the wrong race - this is the rat race | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1960 | I'm not afraid of challenges, I have a very thick skin | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1961 | - But it literally took me years to WALK here... - Sorry, the job description specifically asked for a double degree, a PhD, 2 summer internships and no social life | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
1962 | I mean, you’re welcome to try… | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1963 | The Board Approval process is quite rigorous | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1964 | Not so fast.You have to be this less wide. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1965 | Do it because they said you couldn’t. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1966 | But you don't need to worry, your back will be protected | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1967 | I have a hard time believing you ran the wheels in Albuquerque. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1968 | How long have you worked with Shell? | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1969 | Sorry, new regulation. No exo-skeletons in the wheels. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
1970 | Remember, it's a marathon, not a sprint. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1971 | Do you have IT experience? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1972 | Stop repeating 'slow and steady wins the race.' Think outside the box. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
1973 | Sorry, too late...your spin class was last Thursday. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1974 | Honestly, you're a really good candidate for this position. It's just that your tail is too short. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1975 | Isn't this counterintuitive to your goals of being slow and steady? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1976 | Cheese aside, you might find more interest in the other benefits of our compensation package | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1977 | All I can tell you is it’s not age discrimination. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1978 | You’re a little late for your sign in. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
1979 | So, you thrive in fast-paced environments, right? | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
1980 | Our Congressmen busy at work! | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
1981 | ‘There’s only the fast lane left sorry, sorry’ | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
1982 | I got you working on #3. That shell may come in handy. Good luck. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
1983 | We decided to go in a different direction. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
1984 | Welcome to 2021! We’re back together and it’s going really well | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
1985 | It’s not as hard as it looks, you start at your pace and before you know it, you’re tumbling out of control not knowing how to get out | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1986 | I assume you’ll request to work from home? | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1987 | The turtle spin class is down the hall in studio C. This is rats only. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1988 | We pride ourselves on being inclusive. However, this is a rat race. | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1989 | Great! You brought you own safety gear. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1990 | I’ll come back to see how you’re doing. How is next Saturday? | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1991 | We need a baseline. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1992 | *Everyone knows you're just filling in for me, so no pressure, k?" | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1993 | "Feel free to join us, but you'll be a fifth wheel. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1994 | Your revolution rate is low, you’re late to practice—it’s almost like you don’t want to make the Olympic team! | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
1995 | The good news is, I can let you in. The bad news is, you will have to drink 132 cups of coffee first. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1996 | Sorry, but we charge by time, not number of revolutions | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1997 | Promise you're not going to flip on us. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1998 | We welcome all body types and skill levels but we do ask that you wipe down the wheels when you're finished. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1999 | This is rat race sir, shell game department is 3rd floor | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2000 | As you can see, everybody is working. Just don’t fall on your back | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2001 | It has nothing to do with your age, Paula. We’re letting you go because you’re constantly late for rehearsals. | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
2002 | We’re also still sanitizing machines after each use. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2003 | The hare wants a rematch and I need to get in shape | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2004 | Really? What happened to slow and steady wins the race? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2005 | Actually, I have been looking for someone with a lower center of gravity. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2006 | I can help you to increase your speed if you ever get here on time. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2007 | It's not discrimination. It's physics. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2008 | Okay, do the best you can. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2009 | You don't fit the profile. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2010 | No, I'm sorry but even if you really were a Mutant Ninja Turtle, I still don't think it would work out. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2011 | makes no difference if everyone thinks you're a rat. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2012 | Membership is $50 per month or $500 for the year and that includes a discount at the juice bar. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2013 | I just fear you're only gonna end up spinning your wheels here... | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2014 | I see you meet the race speed requirements but in order to succeed in this role, you’ll have to shed everything that makes you unique starting with that…interesting…outwear thing you have on | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2015 | We’re really impressed by your history of winning races, but what would you say you bring to this one in particular? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2016 | You're already running and going nowhere. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2017 | My suggestion, keep your eyes on the horizon. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2018 | Let me offer you a straight track. It would take you about a day to go around these once. | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
2019 | Helmets not allowed! | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2020 | Slow and steady will land you on your back. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
2021 | Sir, Archimedes aint spin no more! | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2022 | It’s just that no one has requested a “slow-and-steady” training regimen before. | 1.2651 | 0.06658 | 83 | 68 | 8 | 7 |
2023 | Go ask Skinner, I don’t have the authority to let you run there. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2024 | Work hours are 8-4, these guys will get you up to speed. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2025 | At this point we’re accepting any applicant for a 4th position that isn’t visually impaired. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2026 | They were a little cooped up during the pandemic, so they’ve been getting a bit ahead of themselves. We need someone more your speed. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2027 | We don't offer workouts from home. You'll have to shell out. | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 7 |
2028 | It says here you have no previous experience with a treadmill… and that you’re a turtle. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2029 | It's much more fun than crossing the road! | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2030 | Sir, you're already getting nowhere without a wheel. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2031 | I’m sorry sir, but you’re not tall enough for this ride. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2032 | Let me worry about that. Just help me into the cage. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2033 | By the way...that "slow and steady" comment from your last employer. A joke, right? | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2034 | I think we better put you in the control group. | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
2035 | But remember how well you did in the maze. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2036 | As a member of the control group, your time will be used as a benchmark against our trial participants. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2037 | You have to be this warm blooded to go on the ride. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2038 | You need to be up to speed on requirements for this job. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2039 | I know we got your application but you were a bit slow in responding | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2040 | Wait, you're telling me we're in a pet store ? | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2041 | I’m so sorry, previous winners cannot enter this contest. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
2042 | Discrimination? No. I just think you might be more comfortable at a different gym. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2043 | Sorry, but we call it a rat race for a reason. . | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2044 | Sorry, we don't do 'slow and steady' here. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2045 | Don't worry, you set your own pace | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2046 | Look, you'll just end up on your back and I'll have to clean up the mess. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2047 | We'll have you looking like these guys in no time, and right now memberships are 20% off. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
2048 | Hey buddy, I don’t make the rules. Shell or no shell, no one rides without a waiver. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
2049 | This might not be your cup of tea. | 1.2632 | 0.04782 | 95 | 71 | 23 | 1 |
2050 | I guess I don’t need to tell you to Take It Slow! for the first week. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2051 | You're a little late,the Hare showed up hours ago | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2052 | Yeah, yeah, I heard about the hare. We still don't have enough room for you. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2053 | « Of course we are an equal opportunity employer. And yes, we have a comprehensive health insurance package that includes shell breakage. « | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2054 | You might fit in better if you came out of your shell. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2055 | Honestly, we're going to be closed by the time you make it up there. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2056 | OK, but you know how you are on your back" | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2057 | I’m glad you came ! Audition still open, we are currently looking for diversity. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2058 | It just goes to oblivion, that's it. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2059 | I don’t think you’re ready to join this rat race. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2060 | I'll need to see your vaccine card! | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2061 | You must sign the waiver first. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2062 | Sorry, we're fully booked. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2063 | The culture is great here | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2064 | We need a Vanna White to manage the wheels | 1.2625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 65 | 9 | 6 |
2065 | Sure it might mean less injuries, but who's gonna flip you back over? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2066 | I’m sorry you’re cold blooded, but the AC stays on. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2067 | Look, I'll be honest....this may not be the best gym for you. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2068 | I know the ad says we're an equal opportunity employer, but... | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2069 | Listen,Dude,you have to realize that this here ain’t no shell game. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2070 | How do you handle cocaine? | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2071 | We don’t believe in Critical Species Theory. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2072 | Yes, we're committed to diversity, but I was very clear with the temp agency. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2073 | Any medical condition ? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2074 | I understand that you beat the hare once, but the employment gap is too significant to ignore | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2075 | Critical Race Theory is prohibited here | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2076 | We pride ourselves on providing an ADA compliant workplace. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2077 | We can't let just anyone join the rat race | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2078 | Your lack of speed may be an advantage." | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2079 | No,you don’t need a mask | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2080 | Well, yes, but we're only open for eight more hours | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2081 | Strap yourself in, dude - it’s going to be a bumpy ride | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2082 | I am here for the low-intensity workout. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2083 | You'd be fine as long as you're not in a rush to get anywhere. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2084 | Ok here's the thing. Dont worry about your speed. Whenever you're done, I'll pay you. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2085 | How about you give me the pen and clipboard and you get in the cage? | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2086 | As you can see, we do have a high turn-over rate | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2087 | Sorry, you need to run fast to go nowhere" | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2088 | It's not that I don't appreciate the work, it just seems like I can't get anywhere here. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2089 | Ok hotshot you beat one hare, but can you run eight hours a day, five days a week for minimum wage? | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2090 | Yes, you can work from home on Sunday. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2091 | I’m not bodyshaming you, I’m just explaining that every workout must be personalised. | 1.2609 | 0.04856 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
2092 | It said on your resume that you beat a hare? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2093 | Hurry it up. You’re late! | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2094 | Sure this club is right for you. Everyone else here started out as turtles, see for yourself the transformation. Only $125 a month and you'll become an agile rat. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2095 | One day they'll look in the mirror and realize it didn't matter. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2096 | Are you sure?? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2097 | We get all kinds after New Years. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2098 | The data appear to support your hypothesis. "Slow and steady" might in fact win the race! | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2099 | Sounds risky. I think you'd be sticking your neck out to try it. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2100 | Just give it a try. You can’t possibly be worse than Jerry. Look at him. He’s upside down. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2101 | John, you sent the wrong one again! | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2102 | Will this help me to cross the street ? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2103 | I'm sorry. If you can't spin the rat wheel, I'll have to give you a provisional ballot. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2104 | It's $35 for a day pass or $125 for the all access monthly membership. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2105 | No, not without a vaccin pass | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2106 | Faced with a lack of qualified candidates,the branch manager resorted to interviewing non-traditional candidates. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2107 | Abusive work environments change who you are | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2108 | Just sign this waiver…. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2109 | You can’t be serious. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2110 | You can set your own speed. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2111 | You really think you have thick enough skin to handle this? | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2112 | Yes,'slow and steady' are words to live by, but this is Iron Mouse. | 1.2597 | 0.05030 | 77 | 57 | 20 | 0 |
2113 | Sorry, the handicap race is tomorrow. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2114 | For how long have you felt that you are a hamster trapped in the body of a turtle? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2115 | Sorry, the company's gym doesn't have a pond. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2116 | Sorry, dude. That was last week. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2117 | Your resume says you outran a Hare? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2118 | Why can't I? | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2119 | Name? Oh, good. You're wearing protective gear! | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2120 | Where’s your vaccination card? | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2121 | So, where do you see yourself in ten years? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2122 | We want to know if it's a wheel problem or a mouse problem. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2123 | After you! | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2124 | Because they have all been vaccinated and YOU haven't. thats why. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2125 | I'm sorry, but our affirmative action program ended last week. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2126 | Helioranthepuss? | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2127 | Is this spin class? | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2128 | Sorry, we don’t believe in being slow OR steady | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2129 | Before I begin your performance review - are you familiar with the band, Blood, Sweat & Tears? | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2130 | Welcome to the Stanford hamster wheel experiment. Your role will be CrossFit instructor. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2131 | I need to work out for my rematch with the hare. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2132 | This is a pretty fast-paced work environment. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2133 | We won’t fast track you | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2134 | The posting said you were an equal opportunity employer. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2135 | i dont think proficiency in excel will help you here | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2136 | Let’s talk pricing | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2137 | Look, we're an inclusive employer, so it's not because you're a turtle. We just don't think you are a good fit for our culture. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2138 | I'll need proof of vaccination first, my friend. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2139 | I don't think ADA applies here. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2140 | I’m sorry sir, slow and steady isn’t going to win this time. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2141 | As mentioned, we’re transitioning to a hybrid model. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2142 | I’m sorry, but we’ve yet to make our gym accessible to all species | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2143 | Whatdya mean 'at least you're going somewhere?' | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2144 | Can you work from home? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2145 | Sorry we didn't mean to rat you out. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2146 | Have you tried jogging? | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
2147 | No offense, but we are trying to produce energy as fast as possible. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2148 | You’re in the wrong department | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2149 | Sorry dude, you gotta be double vaccinated. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2150 | When is the cheese break? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2151 | Just flip over on your back and play dead. I’ll try to get you out of this. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2152 | If you want it, the job is yours for life. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2153 | You're late. I had to let Wheel #1 go, but I can squeeze you in on Wheel #3. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2154 | …of course we value you for your work ethic and not simply bc you carry the meaning of ‘diversity in the workplace’ on your back. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
2155 | This is our more advanced spin class. I recommend we start you with our beginners' group. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
2156 | It could be quite a while before one of the end units opens up. I'd recommend you take unit #3 before it's gone too. You're going to love it. Personally,it's one of my favorites. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2157 | What? You never heard of Standarized Testing? | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2158 | Do you have a wheel in turtle class? | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
2159 | Take my advice and just say "no way" to that rat race. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2160 | The hare trained here...Really? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2161 | Would you say that you exercise daily, fewer than three times a week, seldom, or not applicable? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2162 | Your class is waiting,O Great Spinmaster. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2163 | I'm sorry, Wobbles. I don't make the rules. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2164 | It's not a contest. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2165 | I support your mouse identity but this is a liability issue. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2166 | Let's start with a warm up. How's your speed? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2167 | How many years of experience did you say you have?!?! | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2168 | Our HR department will get in touch with you | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2169 | I don't think our spin class will help soften your abs. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
2170 | Look, you don't have to race. We just want to give you a chance to compete. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2171 | Either you're overly optimistic or on some kind of drugs. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2172 | Can you make coffee? | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
2173 | I read you resume… you’re not very productive. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2174 | You're in team Zeno. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2175 | Slow and steady may win the race, it’s just that no one has won yet. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2176 | fast and loose wins the race here | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2177 | And the first month is free, if you’re vaccinated, with our Hot Girl Summer promotion. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2178 | Sorry, protective gear is not allowed in this contest | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2179 | I'm not being racist, but let's be honest. We both knew there is a reason it's called the rat race. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2180 | It's mostly gym-rats here on Mondays. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2181 | Your ticket, please! | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2182 | Welcome to spinning class. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2183 | Don't take this the wrong way, but we're looking for a certain type of applicant. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2184 | In three weeks, you'll be as buff as these guys, without shelling out a penny! | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2185 | I'm sorry, as impressive as your resume is, we just don't think you have the qualifications for the job | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2186 | Are you here for the Arizona recount? | 1.2561 | 0.06900 | 82 | 69 | 5 | 8 |
2187 | OK, boss, I’ll try to get them to speed up to make quota. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2188 | Welcome to the rat race, you've been assigned cubical number three. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2189 | We'll need proof of vaccination. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2190 | I guess you're right -- it's the same old runaround... | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2191 | I’m sorry , but after all of that training, your chances of beating the hare are slim to none! | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2192 | But how did the hare do? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2193 | First, you'll need to sign this release... | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2194 | I'm not sure this rat race is the best job fit for you but in the next office over I happen to know they are looking for someone who knows the shell game. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2195 | May I see your invitation, please? | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2196 | The slow speed unit is out for repairs | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2197 | I'm sorry but you have to be this fast to ride the wheel | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2198 | I'm training for a race against a rabbit, and I need the speed work. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2199 | It’s all in the hips | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2200 | We will be anticipating a rock solid performance from you. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2201 | You had a good run against the hare, but I’m not sure this is for you. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2202 | You could become shell shocked! | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2203 | But really, no rush. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2204 | Hey, if you want to try it, I won't stop you. Gravity might though. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2205 | If there's still no winner, we drop the last-place candidate and redistribute the fourth choice on their ballots. That's you. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2206 | Trust me. This is not for the slow and steady. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2207 | The hare wore himself out on the treadmill… he’s napping now. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2208 | labor shortage Bob, don’t push me | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2209 | its easier than it looks. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2210 | We also offer 'slow & steady' zooming classes. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2211 | You’ll be expected to work through lunch to keep up with your team | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2212 | Do you want to flip for the 4th wheel? | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
2213 | These are guaranteed to help you break out of your shell. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2214 | I didn’t even know this gear existed. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2215 | Have you considered another sport? | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2216 | Congratulations on being the first person hired through our new affirmative action program. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2217 | You may be a little slow, but I think that makes you a perfect fit for the rat race" | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2218 | Your experience in racing will serve you well here. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2219 | I assume I'm in the control group. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2220 | Listen…you need to take your grievances to H.R.” | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2221 | We do it for love of cheese. Tell us your thoughts on cheese. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2222 | What happened to slow and steady wins the race? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2223 | Did you make a reservation? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2224 | Slower, huh? See, that’s why we value your input. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2225 | This is the Spinning My Wheels department. You want Slow Poke Services down the hall. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2226 | Well ok,you can have wheel #2,but don’t you think it’s sorta like putting an oval peg in a round hole sir? | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2227 | I just need a passing grade in PE. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2228 | I don't know what it is, boss, the team just seems to be going in circles. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2229 | Thank you for filling our diversity quota | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2230 | You really have to have a hard outer shell for this job! | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2231 | We all learned a lot from the pandemic and our return to the workplace is going to be different. We promise | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2232 | Yeah, it's a hedge fund, but you'll be working small caps. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2233 | Read the fine print. No refunds. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2234 | I’m afraid you’re too slow to work our turbine. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2235 | Even if I could let you in, are you sure you'd want this? After all, it's an endless and meaningless pursuit. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2236 | you I'm sorry, you're looking for our stationary pools. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2237 | You’re a great candidate, we’re just not sure you can meet our new production standards. You’ll also need to sign this waiver… | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2238 | Jesus, take the wheel. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2239 | You can’t work from home anymore, but you can’t bring your home to work either | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2240 | You came all this way to tell me you didn’t want the job? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2241 | Our lawyers say the risk of tortoise liability is too high. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2242 | Because I've got a clipboard and you're a damn turtle, that's why. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2243 | Sorry, carapace is the wrong kind of pace. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2244 | Yes, you do get weekends off | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2245 | In the long run, we think you’ll be a good fit. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2246 | Sorry, sir, but the lifetime membership is only available to the mice. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2247 | Our experiment shows conclusively that although you identify as a mouse, you are not actually a mouse. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2248 | The mice immediately regretted outsourcing to the Galapagos. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2249 | A rat race?!? I signed up for a 5K! | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2250 | I'm sorry. You missed your reservation by two days. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2251 | If you break it you buy it | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2252 | No worries, it adjusts to your speed. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2253 | Is it turtle or tortoise? I can never remember. Are tortoises the ones you can hypnotize by rubbing their belly? Or is that turtles? Not being racist; just asking a question. Now, the shell: is it like a mobile home in there? Can I touch it? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2254 | Sorry, the ad says said wanted running mate for hire, not hare | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2255 | Listen, it’s a steady paycheck and you can work from home. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2256 | I see from your resume you defeated the Hare, but we’re really looking for team players | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2257 | You'll get a Red Bull | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2258 | Be warned, you’ll need to shell out. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2259 | We appreciate you stepping in on such short notice. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2260 | Look, I’ll be honest with you…we need a baseline. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2261 | The shell is a great idea, but I don't think back injuries are going to be the issue. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2262 | 2021 has brought us species neutral competition. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2263 | The others are sure to benefit from your history of consistency your résumé details. When can you start? | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2264 | We have an immediate opening | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2265 | You’re the first to really embrace our new work-from-home policy. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2266 | Think of it as a job rotation. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2267 | We're offering a sign on bonus if you take the job. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2268 | 3 out of 4 hamsters prefer a wheel that spins, but we want to know what you think. | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2269 | It's like SoulCycle, but for the average New Yorker. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2270 | Of course you can look like that, but you've gotta want it! | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2271 | Your first spin class? | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2272 | It's a clothing optional gym now! | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2273 | The limit per session is thirty minutes. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2274 | I’m sorry sir. This is a mammals-only gym. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2275 | So, how do you like working from home? | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2276 | Actually, we are looking for someone with a lot of speed. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | Sorry, we don't pay by the hour. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2278 | Where is the rabbit? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2279 | In this contest, no one knows you’re a turtle. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2280 | Talk, yes, but don’t snap at them. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2281 | Did I hear you say that you felt like a third wheel?” | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2282 | Hop up there and you'll be middle management in a year. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2283 | I promise if you stick with it,you too can look like them! | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2284 | Very funny. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2285 | yeah, umm we really need a rat in the ranks, what’s your view on libertarianism? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2286 | We told you yesterday, only if you step out of your shell | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2287 | Sure those are not forged papers? | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2288 | After you learn to fit in, you'll get the hang of it. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2289 | It's good to see your back. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2290 | Are you certain you signed up for the rat race? | 1.2500 | 0.05923 | 96 | 79 | 10 | 7 |
2291 | No! YOU don't understand! | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2292 | You misunderstood. We need somebody who can hurdle - not a turtle. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2293 | There are no winners or losers. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2294 | I'm sorry sir, we are looking more for speed and agility than slow and steady. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2295 | You don't stand a chance in this rat race! | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2296 | If its a challenge your looking for, you may be in the right place! | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2297 | The brakes are a little tricky on the fourth wheel. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2298 | Sorry. Your pool of contestants was last week. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2299 | May I take another look at your reservation? | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2300 | Just remember, it’s the journey, not the destination. | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2301 | Going slower? No, that'll never work. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2302 | We'll keep your application on file. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 76 | 57 | 19 | 0 |
2303 | Just run (or walk) at your own pace… | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2304 | Sir, please leave your shell at the entrance. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2305 | No, a 1/10th speed program does not cost 1/10th as much." | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2306 | are you a turtle or are you a tortois? cause either way we're not letting you in. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2307 | No, you have to be a member. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
2308 | Bob, I hardly recognize you. | 1.2500 | 0.06536 | 80 | 66 | 8 | 6 |
2309 | We have an opening on wheel three, but you'll have to ditch the shell. | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
2310 | You’d be a third wheel. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2311 | Keep the wheels turning | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2312 | The hare gave you a glowing recommendation. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2313 | It seems as though they weren’t as qualified for the job as their resumes lead on… | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2314 | You must be the new CEO. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2315 | The perk of this treadmill is that if you look side-to-side it creates the illusion that you’re moving fast. | 1.2500 | 0.04642 | 88 | 66 | 22 | 0 |
2316 | Sorry we have to let you go Herman, but you just don’t fit into our corporate culture… | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2317 | I’d say our workplace culture hereat Rat Race is pretty laid-back; you’ll fit right in. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2318 | I’m ready…I’m always ranked first in my age group. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2319 | You still need to sign a liability waiver. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2320 | I’m not going to run in circles for this caption. | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2321 | You want to join ‘what’ race? | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2322 | Try to come out of your shell | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2323 | are you familiar with the concept of centrifugal force? | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2324 | Upstairs says you're not meeting the KPI's, George | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2325 | Your expertise on the team could not come sooner. At this point, Jared over there lets the wheel turn him. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2326 | How are your soft skills? | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2327 | We work hard and we play hard. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2328 | Your dad may own the company, but I run the day to day... | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2329 | Corporate wants to put a higher emphasis on "steady," but to be frank, there's going to be some resistence to the rest of your methodology. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2330 | So, your resume said you beat the rabbit once. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2331 | Sorry, you don’t qualify for the rat-race | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
2332 | I am sorry, but you gotta sign the liability waiver. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
2333 | No you got it wrong. Slow and Steady Co. is around the corner | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2334 | Yes, I know the race is not always to the swift, but that's who we're looking for today. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2335 | On your resume, you say you beat a rabbit in a race? | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2336 | I’ll put you in the fifth wheel. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2337 | I understand you beat the rabbit with zero training, Mr. Turtle, but not getting in shape before racing the cheetah is a harebrained idea.” | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2338 | You gotta lose the shell. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2339 | „Sorry. I’m afraid you’re overqualified“ | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2340 | We don't allow hares, either. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2341 | But you hate the upside down part! | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2342 | Slow and steady? Our new hires must be fast and frantic. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2343 | You're most certainly welcome, but just know that we have a two round minimum | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2344 | Seriously it will be great for your back! | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2345 | I said a short wait- what's the hurry? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2346 | I'm sorry, but we can't let you reserve it for the week. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2347 | We can offer you payment in cheese. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2348 | This is a rat race. There is no finish line. | 1.2472 | 0.06247 | 89 | 74 | 8 | 7 |
2349 | Look boss, I know you always win the race, so give me a little advice. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2350 | Don't bother, you can't win on this thing. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2351 | We've all heard about that race, but this is different. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2352 | You do understand that they've all had a head start? | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2353 | Our gym doesn’t have facilities for your kind. You simply won’t fit in. (Who knew mice were so prejudiced?) | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2354 | It's a fifty for you to take my place. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2355 | Pointless... Not Pointless... You want the job or what? | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2356 | You look nothing like your picture online… | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2357 | I’ll need Dramamine. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2358 | Dude, you got this! | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2359 | No, these wheels are way too fast for you. The treadmills are next door in the other gym. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2360 | I 'm sorry. I just don't see how your past experience is relevant to the rat race. | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
2361 | Sir, I think your gerbils are running. | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
2362 | I'm sorry, but all of our exercise equipment is approved for rodent use only. Have you tried "Reps for Reptiles" down the street? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2363 | Any suggestions about how we can slow things down a bit? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2364 | We appreciate your father’s generous donation | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2365 | But you have to make accommodations for my different abilities! I also identify as avian, so I need a perch. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2366 | Sorry, Bill. You're a shell of your former self. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2367 | Sorry, but we can't hire for the green energy biz based on ancient fables! | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2368 | You’re overqualified for a run of the mill job” | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2369 | Yes, that’s the Slow-and-Steady one… | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2370 | I like your confidence.. but no you cannot do this blindfolded.. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2371 | You won that race? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2372 | Hasn’t this study been published already? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2373 | Sorry about your early disqualification, | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2374 | Not so fast rat boy, you heard what happened to the hare. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2375 | Fine, but make it quick. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2376 | I'm a tortoise. Not a 'differently abled quadruped,' as you would have it. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2377 | I'm sorry, sir, but you don't meet the ears requirement. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2378 | Sorry, your blood test came back positive for marijuana, the most diabolical of the performance-enhancing drugs. | 1.2468 | 0.06705 | 77 | 64 | 7 | 6 |
2379 | Are you here for the astronaut training? | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2380 | When we said "non-species specific," we were being politically correct. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2381 | Weisselberg managed just fine. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2382 | Slow and steady is celebrated but not encouraged. | 1.2468 | 0.06705 | 77 | 64 | 7 | 6 |
2383 | I’m sorry, but it seems you’re overqualified for the position. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2384 | Rules are rules, you fall off - you lose the competition. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2385 | In the end the race is only with yourself. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2386 | About your CV.... | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2387 | Your half hour time limit on the equipment, includes the approach! | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2388 | Sorry, you're scheduled for Casual Friday. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2389 | I'm afraid you don't meet our needs at the current time. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2390 | Yes, the ad said that only quadrupeds need apply, but.... | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2391 | Well I betcha DO feel like a mouse inside, but fella... | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2392 | Sorry, it’s still a 30 minute limit. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2393 | You’ll never be able to do it in that ridiculous fancy dress costume” | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2394 | You trained with us for weeks to beat that hare. I’m just saying, a thank you would have been nice. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2395 | See, at least you got your shell. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2396 | You will be stunned by the transition just $9.99 per month will deliver. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2397 | When you applied, you didn't say you were, er...um... You're really not on your back that long. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2398 | Being over qualified handicaps you only if you get in the wrong job. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2399 | I like your helmet | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2400 | Sorry - no working from home. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2401 | I don't see any squirrels today either. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2402 | Sorry, bud. This clinical trial is meant for people with anxiety, not depression. | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2403 | Sorry pal, only Pfizer and Moderna allowed on the wheel. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2404 | We’ll start at slowest and work our way up to less slow. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2405 | You say you beat a hare. Let’s see what you got. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2406 | So, you're a trans-mouse? | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2407 | ‘I’m sorry, the papers mentioned two parents coming to take Kevin home.’ | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2408 | While we appreciate you coming out of your shell post-pandemic, we have a strict no walk-in policy | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2409 | where is you release of liability | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2410 | YoYou realize the pace of this job ? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2411 | I'm sorry, but we can't just hire you on the word of a hare. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2412 | You can give it a try - but I would advise you lose the Hat! | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2413 | Look man, I know it's hard finding a job these days but I just don't think you're qualified for this line of work. | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
2414 | I can't speak to what your husband told you, but there's no member here by that name. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2415 | It took you a week to get here? Lucky for you, we're a 24 hour fitness center. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2416 | We've heard the story sir. I just don't see how "slow and steady" applies here. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2417 | If you have to ask...... | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2418 | Have no fear, there is no shell shaming here! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2419 | Surely you've heard of the Tortoise and the Hare. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2420 | Don't worry, you'll get up to speed in no time. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2421 | The hare has it booked through race day. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2422 | Sorry, kid. It's called a rat race for a reason. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2423 | As our shell company, you help keep the wheels spinning | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2424 | Your application says you won a famous race to determine 'The Fastest Animal in the Forest.' - Impressive! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2425 | Welcome to suburbia! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2426 | Well, you said you were a fast learner. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2427 | Sorry. The tortoise and the hare thing is over. We are doing rats chasing their tails now . | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2428 | Oh, it’s totally safe. You’ll be fine. Just need you to sign this waiver form first. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2429 | Most of our projects are ongoing, but our turnaround time is quite fast. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2430 | In this phase we weed out the square pegs. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2431 | Did Skinner send you? | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2432 | Uh, pretty sure you've responded to the wrong clinical trial, buddy! | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2433 | Over your lifetime, you should be able to beat them in mileage. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2434 | I got a guy that says you’re a sure thing. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2435 | Fake it till you make it | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2436 | Slow and steady will get you just as far. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2437 | You realize this is only for mammals. | 1.2436 | 0.04892 | 78 | 59 | 19 | 0 |
2438 | You'll be testing this exercise wheel for the AARP. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2439 | This will give you rock-hard abs. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2440 | Pelotons are so coronavirus. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2441 | We're looking for long-term employees. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2442 | You will need to keep moving. We do not allow for tortoise interruptus. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2443 | Look, it's a rat race down here. Lemme find you something on the third floor. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2444 | No thanks, I'm really not that concerned about my weight. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2445 | „It wouldn’t be fair to the other contestants.” | 1.2436 | 0.04892 | 78 | 59 | 19 | 0 |
2446 | You finished? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2447 | Please stop calling it the 'dreadmill'... | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2448 | You may think you'll move ahead faster here but, trust me, you'll actually just be spinning your wheel. | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2449 | You’ll have to sign a waiver. | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2450 | There's no need to feel intimidated; not every member is a gym rat. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2451 | What's your m.p.h.? | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2452 | separate but equal training facilities are not in your contract. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2453 | Go for it! You have the look of a winner. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2454 | Our guy dropped out of the rat race, says here you’re a “hare” faster? | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2455 | Our trainer assured us exercise increases life expectancy. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2456 | Now, spin club isn't for everyone | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2457 | I don't see your name on the list. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2458 | Sure they're going nowhere but they're getting there fast. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2459 | Of course a turtle can join the rat race. But why would you? | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
2460 | There's no way you beat that hare... | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2461 | Sorry, we only rent the exercise units by the hour, not by the week. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2462 | Do I look like a rat to you? | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2463 | I'm sorry, but you must be at least this tall or this fast to get onto the ride. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2464 | Sorry, I just don't think you are the right fit for this | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2465 | Want to try? These guys think its fun. | 1.2424 | 0.07181 | 66 | 55 | 6 | 5 |
2466 | We want more diversity in our group. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2467 | Seriously! | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2468 | Slow and steady is great. It’s just not the look we’re after. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2469 | I’d describe the work environment as… fast paced. The benefits are great though. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2470 | Thank you for participating in our Study on Mixed Metaphors. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2471 | Try to stay off your back this time. | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 73 | 21 | 1 |
2472 | Don't worry. Wheel #3 only wobbles above 1 RPM, so you'll be fine. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2473 | Looks like you need someone slow but steady... | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2474 | Can't you just wait to do your workout until you outlive the rest of us? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2475 | Well, yes, but for us it’s a profession, not a weekend warrior challenge from a hare buddy. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2476 | Ahh you must be the new employee. Now that we’ve met our full diversity quota, we’re ready to go. | 1.2421 | 0.05933 | 95 | 79 | 9 | 7 |
2477 | I'm sorry, but you don't qualify for the opening. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2478 | It's a different market since you beat the hare in '02. | 1.2419 | 0.07157 | 62 | 51 | 7 | 4 |
2479 | Well, mister slow and steady, let's just see if you can win this race! | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2480 | Sorry, but we screen everyone. Are you the Farmer's Wife? | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2481 | There's a good reason why we call it the 'rat race.' | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
2482 | Look,I don’t want to profile you but.., | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2483 | We brought you in to show them how it's done. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2484 | But the ad said this was an equal opportunity employer. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2485 | We would have invited the hare, but no one likes being the fifth wheel. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
2486 | The idea is to start slow.. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2487 | I see your resume states you won the race with the hare. You’re hired! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2488 | Hmmm...I need to call the temp agency. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2489 | Just do your best. Ivy League admissions will be watching. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2490 | This is your chance, Rudy. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2491 | I'm sorry, but auditions ended last month. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2492 | Any interest in training for the rat race? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2493 | Get real. This ain't a fable. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2494 | please come out of your shell | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2495 | In sorry, you're in the wrong analogy - we're training for the rat race. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2496 | I’m going to go ahead and contact your references. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2497 | If you're serious about this training program, you have to get here on time. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2498 | We think of our business as revolutionary. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2499 | Don't forget, I have a shell,It will not hurt. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2500 | Looks like you already found your footing | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2501 | Happy retirement Herb, we're going to miss you here at the rat race. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2502 | Best thing about it is there's no finish line so everyone wins! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2503 | As you can see, we train our food delivery guys with top of the line equipment | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2504 | Sorry,this is the rat race. Aesop’s group is around the corner. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2505 | And you say the temp agency fully vetted you for this position? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2506 | We'll call you. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2507 | If you join our mighty mice gym, you’ll be a ninja turtle in no time. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2508 | Sorry,we don’t have any available eWheels | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2509 | You’re too rigid to meet our standards. | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2510 | But I got you this job. That's the last time I stick my neck out for you. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2511 | Again, you’re training for what? | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2512 | Beating the hare doesn't mean you're ready to join the rat race. | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2513 | On your last routine I clocked you at 60 feet per hour--I think you are just about ready for the big race. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2514 | Please accept my two week notice, i’ve had time to reflect over the last year, i’m ready to get off the rat wheel and find my true purpose | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2515 | Sorry pal, you need to be THIS small to ride | 1.2405 | 0.06549 | 79 | 66 | 7 | 6 |
2516 | Sorry Pal,the race was yesterday. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2517 | If you flip over, you’ll really be in the soup. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2518 | Listen, I get the whole slow and steady wins the race thing, but this job really is about the speed. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2519 | I ask for a Hare, and I get Three Blind Mice & a Tortoise! | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2520 | After your surprise win against the hare in the footrace, you're now the favorite in this event | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2521 | Don't worry about them. Just be yourself and you'll be fine. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2522 | Maybe you could just make whirring noises? | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2523 | A word of caution: The time-tested Tortoise and Hare strategy won't work here... | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2524 | Why would you want to get into the rat race? | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2525 | Here's the deal. You take a shift for me, and I'll make sure that hare is left in the dust. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2526 | I see you’ve come to take the place of the third wheel.. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2527 | But your reservation says "Race Winner." | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2528 | Wheel No 3 is available sir! | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2529 | Based on your resume, I expected something different. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2530 | You need proof of vaccination to return to work. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2531 | You’ll never beat the Hare if you don’t train! | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2532 | I know your history, but trust me: it's less a race than a team-building exercise. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2533 | Hell, why not? You'll probably do better than these goofballs. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2534 | The wheel is new, and it was hardly used! | 1.2394 | 0.05101 | 71 | 54 | 17 | 0 |
2535 | If you’re here for a stress test, you’ll need a doctor’s prescription. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2536 | The job is yours if you want it. The guy who quit said he felt like he was just spinning his wheels. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2537 | Let's start you off with what we call a carapace. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2538 | It’s exercise, not a shell game. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2539 | But it took you an hour to walk here from the front door. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2540 | With my training methods I can all but guarantee you'll beat that hare. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2541 | Sorry you're too late for the marathon. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2542 | According to your résumé you once outran a hare; this should be a walk in the park for an athlete of your caliber! | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2543 | Looks like the hare’s a no show. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2544 | You’re qualified.. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2545 | Let me see you do a back flip from the squat position. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2546 | I'm sorry, I can't help you sir; it's "the Tortoise vs the Hare" - not the Hamster! | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2547 | It is not a bad job but the turnover is quite rapid. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2548 | You're just pulling my leg, right? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2549 | A few days on one of these bad boys and you'll be completely out of your shell. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2550 | Whadeya mean, "the race is not always to the swift?" | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2551 | Welcome, we pride ourselves on our diversity. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2552 | The hare run was last week. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2553 | And if you sign up now, there’s no registration fee and you can cancel anytime. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2554 | What are the opportunities for advancement in this job? | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2555 | You here for the 8am body sculpt class? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2556 | Maybe our aquatic center is better suited for you. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2557 | I suggest you start with the swimming pool. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2558 | Welcome to the Rat Race Olympic qualifiers. I see here that you have tested positive for a performance dehancing substance. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2559 | When the job description says “fast paced environment” | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2560 | It’s not a race, but ‘slow and steady’ is just a figure of speech. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2561 | I forsee some challenges, but the job is yours. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2562 | Have you ever been on the “metaphor for life” machines before? | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2563 | Sorry my friend, I just don’t think the rat race is for you. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2564 | Keep your speed down until you get the hang of it. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2565 | Rat race here! But if you're really in the mood for a race, I think you should find a hare! | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2566 | The Rabbit was here a long tine ago! | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2567 | Yes, your triumph over the hare was astounding. No, it does not make you the ideal candidate for this job. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2568 | It’s a rat race — don’t get caught up in it. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2569 | Is this your first time doing CrossFit? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2570 | Slow and steady doesn't solve the round and flat issue. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2571 | Welcome, we're slowly diversifying our workforce | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2572 | Have you tried Weight Watchers? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2573 | I'm sorry, but we don't have room for the hare. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2574 | Unfortunately, the Peloton Wheel+ for turtles has been recalled. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2575 | Right, but what’s my characters motivation..? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2576 | Don’t worry, you can learn on the job | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2577 | Are you sure this is your thing? | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2578 | Great resume but, slow and steady is not what we're looking for ! | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2579 | You sure you’re ready to rejoin the rat race? | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2580 | You're in luck. We're testing amphetamines. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2581 | Due to COVID we are short on lab rats for experiments this week. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2582 | Turtles are allowed, just no horseplay. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2583 | I'm sorry, but the listing stipulated that our applicants 'keep a pace,' not 'carapace.' | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2584 | First time to this spinning class? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2585 | It’s the ‘solar’ of the rodent world. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2586 | It's only $70 a month and you'll be in the best shape of your life. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2587 | Remember don’t compete, we’re looking for your personal best. | 1.2375 | 0.04788 | 80 | 61 | 19 | 0 |
2588 | What makes you think you can solve this? | 1.2373 | 0.07388 | 59 | 49 | 6 | 4 |
2589 | This race never ends, so this event is perfect for you. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2590 | They're training for the Rat Race. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2591 | Sorry your testosterone levels are too high. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2592 | Besides that one race, what other qualifications do you have? | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2593 | So, do you have any references?” | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2594 | You look out of shape." | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2595 | I think your “slow and steady” approach is just what we need. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2596 | The key is to not go too fast, think you can handle that speedy? | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2597 | Slow and steady won't cut it | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2598 | Just lay down, tuck your head-in, and wait until this is all over. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2599 | We'd be delighted to have you join our competition, Mr. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2600 | Do you have experience working in Tech? | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2601 | They believe they r winning the race | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2602 | Absolutely we’re an Equal Opportunity Employer♥️ | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2603 | Now, have you heard of Tom Petty’s ‘Free Fallin?’ | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2604 | Don’t worry, this is a longitudinal study.” | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2605 | Sorry Frank, but your resume says you don't like cheese. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2606 | I’m sorry. Slow is too 2020. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2607 | Well, I figure I’ve got about 100 years left in me so I’m just looking for something where I can bide my time. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
2608 | Let me see our vaccination card. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2609 | We’ve been waiting for you. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2610 | Are you sure? Coz this won’t be good for your ego. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2611 | If we found the finish line we'd stop running. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2612 | We've heard about your success with the hare, but this is a different kind of race entirely. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2613 | You do you. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2614 | Orientation week | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2615 | We'll be calling you | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2616 | I'm not sure the ergonomics will suit you.... | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
2617 | I’ll need you to sign this liability waiver in case you land on your back. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2618 | You'll need your vaccination certificate if you want to join the rat race! | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2619 | 'But why not? they say speed does not matter, forward is forward' | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2620 | We're trying to teach them how to slow it down. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
2621 | Armor is against the rules. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2622 | We're looking for someone steady. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2623 | Have you tried our treadmill? | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2624 | It’s not as fast as you think. | 1.2353 | 0.05182 | 68 | 52 | 16 | 0 |
2625 | Do you think you’ll be able to thrive in an environment with this type of turnover rate? | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2626 | Well I ain't fast, but I'm steady | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2627 | This is Spin Class 2.0. Beginners is next door. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2628 | For us, life has come full circle. Want a ride? | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2629 | Well you should have thought of that before telling the temp agency you beat a hare in a foot race. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2630 | We’re looking for someone who has 10-15 years of experience and a master’s degree in a related field. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2631 | I’m sorry, Sheldon, but as your trainer I think advanced spin is out of your wheelhouse. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2632 | We really think you'd bring something unique to our team | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2633 | ‘You’re just not the right fit’ | 1.2353 | 0.06183 | 85 | 71 | 8 | 6 |
2634 | You’ll get tossed around a bit. Not sure if that shell will be a blessing or a curse. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2635 | I see here on your CV that you beat a hare in a race. Well then, welcome aboard! | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2636 | What do you mean by we’re doing it wrong? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2637 | We had to shell out to join the gym, and you will, too. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2638 | AI says you don't match our profile." | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2639 | No dryer experience required. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2640 | So you want a non-rotating one? | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2641 | Go ahead, try. It could be different. | 1.2346 | 0.04737 | 81 | 62 | 19 | 0 |
2642 | It says on your resume you've beaten a hare in a race....impressive. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2643 | Well okay, but you won't like it in there. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2644 | 20 bucks. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2645 | I’m sorry, sir, but I don’t see your name on the reservation sheet.” | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2646 | This is just a trial | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2647 | Regulars only. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2648 | I'm sure your shell is stronger than a 'hard-shelled peanut M&M', but you still gotta sign this Release form buddy. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2649 | We may need your help to slow down our WFH to office transition… | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2650 | No, I mean I can’t fit your shell in. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2651 | Look, forget about speed. Basically, you're just here to make the others look good. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2652 | It’s designed to take you out of your shell. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2653 | Your resume said you've had a fabled racing career? | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2654 | I’m here for my 6:30 peloton ride | 1.2344 | 0.07300 | 64 | 54 | 5 | 5 |
2655 | We’re looking into shell technology. | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2656 | We are trusting you to slow down this hare-brained rat race. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2657 | It's a sport, and nobody wins, and, yes, it's okay to be a spectator. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2658 | In your CV you specified "running is one of my greatest passions". I think you lied. . | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2659 | That was yesterday.” | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2660 | I'm thinking the treadmill would be a better option for you. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2661 | Sorry but you're too big for the wheel. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2662 | But are you vaxxed? | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2663 | I don’t care what the letter says. This isn’t a Pilates class. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2664 | We'll be closed by the time you get there. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2665 | Slow flow is next hour. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2666 | I'd like to go nowhere fast for a change. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2667 | There is an opening, but, umm, leave your number and we'll get back to you. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2668 | I'm sorry, but your resume mentions nothing of excessive wheel spinning experience. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2669 | I think you might prefer the trampolines in the other room. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2670 | We're just going to start you with cardio. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2671 | Maybe you could try racing a Hare. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2672 | Ah yes, herd immunity! welcome back to the covid response department | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2673 | I don’t want you to think that you’re here to reinvent the wheel. | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
2674 | No, we're working on climate change, health care policy is down the hall | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2675 | So you had a remote job interview, right? | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2676 | I’m sorry, you’re qualifying time was too slow. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2677 | Trust me this is better than Peloton. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2678 | I'll be wheel with you. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2679 | You do not have a chance. These are lab rats. Not hares. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2680 | I don't think that slow and steady will work here. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2681 | Listen pal, I’d only be taking your money… | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2682 | Zoom fatigue?! Welcome back! | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2683 | 'The sign-up sheets were too far away' is not a valid excuse. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2684 | Oh go on, try it. Come out of your shell. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2685 | Your lucky, there was just a cancellation | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2686 | The thing is your CV says you can't handle being upsidedown | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2687 | I know you beat the hare, but that’s meaningless under the circumstances. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2688 | Would you like to chase cheese, rabbit or eternal glory? | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2689 | Looks like your previous stress test was performed by my great-great-grandfather. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2690 | I'm the placebo. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2691 | And do you prefer payment in American or Swiss? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2692 | I was told this is a shame-free workout facility. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2693 | I see by your resume' you are 110 years old. Why don't you just enjoy your retirement? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2694 | I don’t recommend this. The others will run rings around you. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2695 | Sorry sir,but this is not a shell game. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2696 | I'm so sorry, we're looking for 70 rpm, not wpm. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2697 | That machine is a life changer. Ninety days ago they looked just like you | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2698 | So here’s the deal- you get in that thing and run around. That’s it. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2699 | ‘Just a warning, once you get on, you’ll never get off, until you die of course’ | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2700 | So, you’re saying you identify as a rat... | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2701 | Nothing that you've done before has prepared you for this. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2702 | Look, the board just doesn't see you as a good fit for this building. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2703 | Yeh,well it’s more expensive for you because you’d be going real slow so you”d last longer and you’d be sure to win the grand prize… These little twits go real fast but they die of exhaustion after ten minutes, tops.. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2704 | Congratulations! You’re our first hire since the lab’s new DEI policy. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2705 | I’m the new calibration engineer | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2706 | Look…Leo, is it? I know my pizza video went viral, but I am not your sensei. Let me work out in peace. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2707 | I think you'll be a great team leader. Show them what slow and steady is all about. | 1.2326 | 0.04582 | 86 | 66 | 20 | 0 |
2708 | There's no escaping the rat race my friend. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2709 | So it says here your references include The Hare. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2710 | Will you need a handicap? | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2711 | Call me if you get stuck. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 |