Contest #761


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761

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “He says making lemonade is not an option.”
  2. “They can’t be any worse than the ones life gave us.”
  3. “I do love a good twist.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-06-27T17:57:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-07-18T18:05:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-07-05T17:59:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 12 & 19, 2021
Number of captions 10712
Number of responses 926127
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 He's the only one who can legally hand out refreshments to voters in Georgia. 1.9239 0.01818 2141 845 614 682
1 One soul for half a dozen lemons is still cheaper than Whole Foods. 1.8784 0.01594 2640 1065 831 744
2 He says I don’t have to worry about returning the dish. 1.8768 0.01257 3824 1419 1457 948
3 Honey, I believe your words were ‘I would die for some fresh squeezed lemonade.’ 1.8745 0.01299 3784 1475 1309 1000
4 Of course it’s farm to table, look at his scythe. 1.8588 0.01338 3406 1313 1261 832
5 Let’s hold out for Death by Chocolate . 1.8586 0.01247 4257 1752 1355 1150
6 Which delivery app did you use? 1.8514 0.01576 2597 1059 865 673
7 Would it kill you to try one? 1.8395 0.01343 3340 1317 1242 781
8 It's his specialty: just desserts. 1.8250 0.01631 2400 1013 794 593
9 I always thought it would be death by chocolate. 1.8226 0.01325 3354 1338 1273 743
10 I was just telling him you have a lemon tart recipe to die for. 1.8223 0.01530 2622 1079 930 613
11 He said he's welcoming us to the neighborhood. Do you remember moving? 1.8197 0.01320 3628 1532 1218 878
12 This is embarrassing — Life ALSO gave us lemons. 1.8156 0.01272 3769 1561 1342 866
13 I guess we really are ending on a sour note. 1.8151 0.01339 3342 1367 1226 749
14 Life never handed me anything. 1.8145 0.01661 2183 897 794 492
15 No dear, that's if LIFE hands you lemons. 1.8129 0.01517 2582 1053 959 570
16 2nd prize was a weekend at Mara-Lago 1.7962 0.01397 3317 1480 1033 804
17 I didn’t think the bitter end was so literal 1.7959 0.01370 3234 1378 1138 718
18 Remind me to request contactless delivery next time. 1.7949 0.01475 2804 1201 977 626
19 It's for a going- away party. 1.7858 0.01488 2689 1150 965 574
20 They're for your mother. 1.7764 0.01407 3166 1425 1024 717
21 Try these, dear. They are to die for. 1.7715 0.01455 3282 1601 830 851
22 Would it kill you to just try one! 1.7704 0.01678 2134 942 740 452
23 They’re to be enjoyed like there’s no tomorrow. 1.7667 0.01506 2593 1135 928 530
24 When death gives you lemons, they’re lemons. 1.7619 0.01678 2129 952 732 445
25 I liked it better when Life gave me lemons. 1.7617 0.01627 2199 964 795 440
26 Oh, I’m being ridiculous Eve? Who was the one taking apples from a snake?! 1.7583 0.01943 1659 768 524 367
27 No, it's his cousin. The Grim Baker 1.7581 0.02024 1571 741 469 361
28 Unfortunately, when death hands you lemons you're screwed. 1.7567 0.01618 2322 1057 773 492
29 Oh come on. One won't kill me. 1.7524 0.01571 2254 975 862 417
30 I'm guessing it's soul food. 1.7513 0.01767 2199 1096 554 549
31 Normally I'd never sell our souls, but those are Meyer lemons. 1.7494 0.01653 2115 942 761 412
32 Should we tell him that Life has already given us plenty of these? 1.7464 0.01796 1743 767 651 325
33 Everyone knows what to do when LIFE gives you lemons. What we have here is uncharted territory. 1.7377 0.01833 1742 798 603 341
34 Take one for your mother. 1.7373 0.01859 1751 820 571 360
35 OH! come on, one isn't going to kill you. 1.7368 0.03009 642 293 225 124
36 This isn't the bitter end I expected 1.7354 0.01825 1682 752 623 307
37 They can't be any worse than the ones life gave us. 1.7321 0.02067 1340 611 477 252
38 Can you run inside and get ten dollars and one of the children? 1.7283 0.02076 1498 742 421 335
39 I know what to do if *life* gives you lemons, but I’m a bit stumped here. 1.7266 0.02373 1013 465 360 188
40 These are for me. He’s here for your mom. 1.7265 0.02486 1009 490 305 214
41 Would it kill you to have one? 1.7248 0.01980 1406 634 525 247
42 This must be…the bitter end. 1.7244 0.02310 1063 488 380 195
43 I thought you ordered Death by Chocolate 1.7227 0.02122 1374 668 419 287
44 NOW do you believe me when I tell you that they're to die for? 1.7206 0.02787 723 332 261 130
45 I think we should have opted for the contact-less delivery. 1.7199 0.02540 914 433 304 177
46 Finally! Lemons without all that pesky optimism. 1.7189 0.02124 1327 636 428 263
47 He says they’ll take my breath away. 1.7114 0.02239 1154 548 391 215
48 No, you ask him if they are organic 1.7068 0.03454 498 242 160 96
49 It’s fine, we’re vaccinated. 1.7045 0.02581 880 426 288 166
50 I'm here because I said 'I would die for a lemonade', and you? 1.7036 0.02343 1046 501 354 191
51 Funny guy..he calls them croakquettes. 1.7033 0.02403 1045 516 323 206
52 It’s from this new spot in Hell’s Kitchen 1.7014 0.02318 1028 483 369 176
53 Classic dead giveaway. 1.6995 0.02457 995 493 308 194
54 Life gave me gin, so this is perfect. 1.6963 0.02403 955 452 341 162
55 Would it kill us to be neighborly Marianne? 1.6921 0.02479 916 442 314 160
56 Worst lemonade stand ever. 1.6898 0.02788 893 491 188 214
57 Death by Chocolate" was already taken 1.6837 0.02633 822 405 272 145
58 I don't care, I'm still making lemonade. 1.6832 0.02578 805 383 294 128
59 I think these are for you. 1.6809 0.02658 796 391 268 137
60 When death gives you lemons, get the salt and tequila. 1.6802 0.02668 788 387 266 135
61 I think these are for your mother. 1.6794 0.02750 811 420 231 160
62 Would it kill you to be nice to our new neighbor? 1.6779 0.03337 506 250 169 87
63 Honey, can you Google, "When death gives you lemons"? 1.6757 0.02671 740 354 272 114
64 Relax. This is his sister, The Grim Baker. 1.6735 0.02785 732 366 239 127
65 And they say irony is dead. 1.6718 0.02774 716 353 245 118
66 Honey, I already asked and he assured me they’re organic. 1.6705 0.02769 704 344 248 112
67 I know what to do when Life hands you lemons, but what's the rule in this case? 1.6667 0.02756 714 352 248 114
68 When Death hands you lemons you make vodka tonics. 1.6636 0.02938 651 329 212 110
69 I think we're way past lemonade. 1.6632 0.02823 680 337 235 108
70 ... but when Death hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. 1.6631 0.03975 371 192 112 67
71 He said he's been vaccinated. 1.6626 0.02946 649 329 210 110
72 Yes, but Life doesn't give you MEYER lemons. 1.6621 0.02932 651 329 213 109
73 You think this is bad, you should see what life is giving me. 1.6614 0.02909 632 312 222 98
74 You know what they say, when Death gives you lemons… wait, that’s not right. 1.6614 0.02885 629 307 228 94
75 Honey, you were right all along. Hell is vegan. 1.6600 0.02988 647 334 199 114
76 I believe in this case we still make lemonade, although I could be dead wrong. 1.6576 0.03045 622 322 191 109
77 They never mention what to do when Death gives you lemons, do they? 1.6574 0.02978 610 305 209 96
78 I’m not sure there’s time to make lemonade. 1.6574 0.02848 610 291 237 82
79 Want one? Could be your last chance. 1.6570 0.03328 516 266 161 89
80 He ran out of Death by Chocolate. 1.6558 0.03353 520 272 155 93
81 It won't kill you to try one. 1.6553 0.02879 589 280 232 77
82 I know what you're supposed to do when life gives you lemons, but this is awkward. 1.6548 0.02951 591 289 217 85
83 We can bring these to your mom's house. 1.6532 0.03119 594 310 180 104
84 It appears that we’ve reached the bitter end. 1.6522 0.03132 578 299 181 98
85 Tell your Mother she has a gentleman caller. 1.6482 0.03234 577 311 158 108
86 Would it be wrong to regift these? 1.6479 0.03186 551 285 175 91
87 He claims he has more time to bake now that people are vaccinated. 1.6456 0.03277 539 285 160 94
88 I can’t help it, Janice. If he sells three more, he gets to go to camp. 1.6445 0.03310 526 278 157 91
89 It's 2021 Susan. If he identifies as Life, so be it 1.6441 0.03390 517 278 145 94
90 I thought it was Life that was supposed to hand us these. 1.6427 0.03339 529 284 150 95
91 Try these, they’re to die for. 1.6418 0.03176 536 275 178 83
92 Honey, I think these are for you. 1.6418 0.03198 536 277 174 85
93 I forgot; what do you make when death serves you lemons? 1.6398 0.03097 508 248 195 65
94 But what are you supposed to do when DEATH gives you lemons? 1.6396 0.03742 394 205 126 63
95 Are you sure you want me to ask if they’re organic? 1.6395 0.04466 294 158 84 52
96 It’s okay. They’re organic. 1.6373 0.03317 499 260 160 79
97 Honey you know what they say, when life gives you...Oh wait. 1.6365 0.03224 498 252 175 71
98 There's no way to sugarcoat this. 1.6364 0.03269 506 262 166 78
99 The killing is just his day job, dear. It doesn’t make him a bad neighbor. 1.6341 0.03327 481 248 161 72
100 No darling, it’s when LIFE gives you lemons. 1.6327 0.03424 471 248 148 75
101 He did say they were to die for! 1.6313 0.03400 480 254 149 77
102 Obviously regifting. 1.6311 0.03301 469 238 166 65
103 There’s always a twist 1.6286 0.03508 455 243 138 74
104 This is his first potluck. 1.6280 0.03455 457 241 145 71
105 Oh please, dear. Like anyone would be this obvious about it. 1.6241 0.03421 439 226 152 61
106 He says they make lemonade that’s to die for. 1.6239 0.03451 444 232 147 65
107 Could be worse. It could be zucchini. 1.6224 0.03699 437 244 114 79
108 Nothing to worry about. I had him try one first. 1.6210 0.03706 372 192 129 51
109 He says he's just trying to keep busy now that so many people are vaccinated. 1.6152 0.03620 421 228 127 66
110 Did you misspell "demons" in the summoning incantation? 1.6133 0.03677 406 220 123 63
111 The good news is he's welcoming us to the neighborhood... 1.6129 0.03648 403 216 127 60
112 Oh look at that, we finally got our plate back. 1.6122 0.03781 392 215 114 63
113 Relax, he's just The Grim Squeezer. 1.6110 0.03613 383 199 134 50
114 Honey, look who made it to our anti-vax rally. 1.6098 0.03821 387 214 110 63
115 If he says they're to die for, I believe him. 1.6085 0.03733 401 221 116 64
116 I'm guessing this batch will be to die for. 1.6082 0.03761 388 212 116 60
117 No it’s fine, he says he’s been vaccinated. 1.6078 0.03820 385 213 110 62
118 Remember the time that snake offered YOU fruit? 1.6073 0.04002 382 221 90 71
119 No, I don't think we have to tip. 1.6070 0.03600 369 189 136 44
120 It’s been a tough year, it seems everyone has a side hustle. 1.6070 0.03663 374 196 129 49
121 If Death gives you lemons, well…you’re pretty much screwed. 1.6064 0.04312 282 151 91 40
122 Yes, Linda, I know what this looks like. It’s called irony 1.6050 0.03758 362 192 121 49
123 What do you do if Death gives you lemons? 1.6048 0.03796 372 202 115 55
124 Death said Life is still working from home. 1.6037 0.03747 376 203 119 54
125 So what am I supposed to do, hurt his feelings? 1.6026 0.04731 234 126 75 33
126 You try telling him no. 1.6021 0.03625 377 198 131 48
127 Just one won't kill me. 1.6017 0.03846 354 191 113 50
128 Why do you always have to see the negative? 1.6017 0.04062 359 206 90 63
129 When Death gives you lemons, you go with cheap tequila and salt. 1.6016 0.03861 369 204 108 57
130 Now, I ask you, could we have gotten a warmer welcome to the neighborhood? 1.6011 0.03909 361 200 105 56
131 Oh my God, you've got to try one of these. They're to die for! 1.6006 0.03915 358 198 105 55
132 It must be for someone else. I ordered a bowl of cherries. 1.6000 0.03923 350 192 106 52
133 So, when it’s Death that gives you lemons do you still make lemonade? 1.5983 0.03938 346 190 105 51
134 Well,you did say you’d die for some lemonade. 1.5965 0.04040 342 192 96 54
135 I already used the ones Life gave me to make margaritas. 1.5964 0.03865 337 180 113 44
136 What? Life never gave me lemons. 1.5964 0.03977 337 185 103 49
137 I told him you make killer lemonade. 1.5952 0.03700 378 205 121 52
138 I’m vaccinated, it’s fine. 1.5947 0.03947 338 185 105 48
139 Would it really kill you to be polite? 1.5941 0.04124 340 195 88 57
140 Marsha, what are you concerned about? He said they’re organic. 1.5934 0.03957 332 181 105 46
141 I was hoping for a good twist at the end. 1.5927 0.04009 329 181 101 47
142 Google what happens when death gives you lemons 1.5925 0.03921 346 191 105 50
143 He says this will make killer lemonade. 1.5916 0.03903 333 180 109 44
144 Trust me, these are to die for! 1.5913 0.04119 345 200 86 59
145 Well I suppose just this once won't kill me. 1.5908 0.03935 347 193 103 51
146 Unbeknownst to John, his careless recollection of metaphors would eventually catch up with him 1.5904 0.04017 354 203 93 58
147 Sometimes death gives you lemons too. 1.5898 0.03779 334 176 119 39
148 UberEats really is desperate for drivers. 1.5892 0.04010 314 170 103 41
149 This is twice as many lemons as Life gave us. 1.5886 0.03997 333 185 100 48
150 C’mon, Karen. Live a little. 1.5858 0.04009 309 167 103 39
151 Guess we know who bought the farm 1.5857 0.04739 251 144 67 40
152 Yes, but when death gives you lemons, you make a high-cholesterol lemon cheesecake mousse. 1.5841 0.04176 315 179 88 48
153 Let’s try one. He said they are to die for. 1.5836 0.04156 305 170 92 43
154 I bet these would make a killer lemonade. 1.5836 0.04309 305 176 80 49
155 Well, life hasn't given me anything lately 1.5823 0.03919 316 170 108 38
156 If he wanted me dead, would he be helping me prevent scurvy? 1.5813 0.04007 320 177 100 43
157 Straight from Hell's Kitchen! 1.5812 0.04126 308 172 93 43
158 Well, I know what to do when life gives you lemons, but this may be a bit of a problem.... 1.5809 0.04046 303 165 100 38
159 Your mom likes lemonade, right? 1.5801 0.04186 312 178 87 47
160 When Death hands you lemons,you hand them right back. 1.5791 0.04163 297 165 92 40
161 I’m guessing these are not good for you. 1.5786 0.03944 337 189 101 47
162 They’re safe. This is the devil I know. 1.5776 0.04181 303 171 89 43
163 It's something about my 'just deserts.' 1.5772 0.04208 298 168 88 42
164 ... What's the protocol when DEATH, hands you lemons? 1.5754 0.04357 285 163 80 42
165 No, I misread the spell. I was actually trying to summon Death and a horde of demons. 1.5749 0.04277 287 162 85 40
166 Well, if this isn't your classic 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' situation. 1.5745 0.04157 282 154 94 34
167 Would it kill you to accept a gift from a stranger for once? 1.5714 0.04534 280 166 68 46
168 When Death gives you lemons what do we make again? 1.5700 0.04268 293 168 83 42
169 When death gives you lemons, you mix with vodka. 1.5685 0.04334 292 170 78 44
170 Now you know the secret to my killer lemonade. 1.5685 0.04196 292 165 88 39
171 Does your mother like lemonade? 1.5680 0.04338 294 172 77 45
172 he says its a going away present 1.5679 0.04421 280 163 75 42
173 The good news is that you can make lemonade. The bad news is that you'll be drinking it alone. 1.5679 0.04183 280 155 91 34
174 Let’s just get the vaccine 1.5677 0.04571 266 156 69 41
175 I’m getting some mixed signals here 1.5670 0.03977 291 157 103 31
176 Oh look, your mother made me a snack. 1.5657 0.04586 274 164 65 45
177 I don't know Eve, what is the worst that could happen ? 1.5644 0.04505 264 153 73 38
178 It's for you dear. 1.5625 0.04809 256 156 56 44
179 They’re lemons. I think he is trying to be ironic. 1.5618 0.04499 267 156 72 39
180 He did say his death by lemon torte recipe was “to die for” 1.5614 0.04072 285 157 96 32
181 Life gives you lemons. Apparently Death gives you limes. 1.5604 0.04392 273 158 77 38
182 I just feel like I’ll be paying extra for these later 1.5604 0.04268 273 154 85 34
183 They’re from Mitch McConnell; how bad can they be? 1.5598 0.04891 259 162 49 48
184 Oh wait, it's if LIFE gives you lemons... 1.5597 0.04263 268 150 86 32
185 He says they’re so good, they’re to die for. 1.5597 0.04296 268 151 84 33
186 I thought I was just having anxiety about going maskless, but the farmer’s market really does feel different. 1.5595 0.04210 252 136 91 25
187 Quick, what do you do when Death gives you lemons? 1.5589 0.04489 263 153 73 37
188 They must taste great. He said they are to die for. 1.5589 0.04456 263 152 75 36
189 Word is these are to die for. 1.5586 0.04550 256 149 71 36
190 Yes, Karen, of course I see the irony in this. 1.5581 0.04387 258 146 80 32
191 Stop calling it a hoodie! 1.5577 0.04562 260 153 69 38
192 But I had my heart set on Death by Chocolate. . 1.5577 0.04562 260 153 69 38
193 It’s the other guy who has forbidden fruit, right? 1.5573 0.04453 253 144 77 32
194 Our new neighbor seems like a nice older gentleman – let’s introduce him to your mother. 1.5560 0.04738 250 150 61 39
195 This must be our parting gift. 1.5533 0.04391 244 136 81 27
196 They're literally 'To Die For.' 1.5529 0.04498 255 148 73 34
197 Do you really think it matters if they’re gluten-free, Susan?! 1.5529 0.04498 255 148 73 34
198 Honey, we can’t say no. He said they’re ‘to die’ for! 1.5527 0.04341 275 160 78 37
199 People can change, Sarah. 1.5525 0.04368 257 146 80 31
200 What is it that you're supposed to do when Death gives you lemons? 1.5517 0.04486 261 153 72 36
201 It can't be riskier than your tuna casserole leftovers we had last night. 1.5508 0.04421 236 131 80 25
202 Jesus Helen when Death hands you lemons just say thank you 1.5508 0.04311 256 144 83 29
203 I'm not sure what to do when Death gives you lemons. 1.5500 0.04638 240 140 68 32
204 Try one and tell me what you think.” 1.5494 0.04586 233 133 72 28
205 Would it kill you to try something different? 1.5492 0.04581 244 142 70 32
206 Of course it's safe - he's wearing a mask. 1.5488 0.04625 246 145 67 34
207 Honey, don’t you get it? It’s an offer we can’t refuse. 1.5486 0.04192 257 142 89 26
208 Honey, we haven’t had company in a year. 1.5481 0.04373 270 158 76 36
209 Looks like this is the bitter end. 1.5479 0.04286 261 148 83 30
210 Well that's a twist. 1.5474 0.04682 232 135 67 30
211 When Death hands you lemons, you make Whisky Sours. 1.5466 0.04503 247 143 73 31
212 So, are we still supposed to make the lemonade? 1.5455 0.04417 264 155 74 35
213 Would it kill you to have one of these? 1.5439 0.04579 239 139 70 30
214 Oh, it could be worse. Larry got fruitcake. 1.5439 0.04866 228 137 58 33
215 Well, you were the one who said we needed more zest in our relationship. 1.5434 0.04894 219 130 59 30
216 Actually they’re limes. 1.5432 0.04634 243 144 66 33
217 When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When death gives you lemons, you make whiskey sours. 1.5432 0.04634 243 144 66 33
218 Come on honey. One won’t kill us! 1.5422 0.04711 225 131 66 28
219 I do love a good twist. 1.5405 0.04802 222 131 62 29
220 I hear the food here is to die for.... 1.5402 0.04599 224 128 71 25
221 No, no, that’s Life. He just looks like that after the Pandemic. 1.5391 0.04835 230 139 58 33
222 What are you supposed to make when death gives you lemons? 1.5388 0.04564 232 134 71 27
223 Am I supposed to tip? 1.5362 0.04522 235 136 72 27
224 Should I make my famous lemonade one last time? 1.5352 0.04586 213 120 72 21
225 Let's not hire these caterers again. 1.5351 0.04498 228 130 74 24
226 Why would he say we should finish these tonight?" 1.5350 0.04600 243 145 66 32
227 I'm a sucker for free samples. 1.5346 0.04665 217 125 68 24
228 Nobody tells you what to do when Death gives you lemons. 1.5346 0.04525 217 122 74 21
229 So this is what we get for voting for Trump. 1.5336 0.04860 238 148 53 37
230 I’m assuming it’s the same as when life gives you lemons 1.5330 0.04840 212 125 61 26
231 I guess this means I'm getting Lime Disease. 1.5327 0.04985 214 130 54 30
232 I think Amazon is taking 'check out now' a bit too literally. 1.5327 0.04851 214 127 60 27
233 Should we be concerned that he's welcoming us to the neighborhood? 1.5325 0.04410 246 143 75 28
234 Don't worry, it's gluten free. 1.5322 0.04428 233 133 76 24
235 What else could possibly go wrong this year? 1.5317 0.04915 205 121 59 25
236 I’d prefer death by chocolate, frankly. 1.5315 0.04762 222 132 62 28
237 He wants us to get more zest out of life. 1.5305 0.04823 213 126 61 26
238 Death Lemon. Good name for a band. 1.5300 0.04889 217 131 57 29
239 Well, no one ever said what to do when death gives you lemons, so I'm taking them. 1.5297 0.05117 202 123 51 28
240 I guess death gives you limes 1.5291 0.05041 206 125 53 28
241 It's not the lemons I can't resist; it's the irony! 1.5286 0.04807 227 138 58 31
242 Looks like the girl scouts have been reduced to using scare tactics this year. 1.5283 0.04653 212 122 68 22
243 Honey, we haven’t had take out in a year! 1.5274 0.04889 201 118 60 23
244 Just when I thought the prices for organic couldn’t get any steeper.... 1.5274 0.05186 201 124 48 29
245 This isn't the usual delivery guy 1.5272 0.04429 239 139 74 26
246 Well, life wasn’t handing me anything. 1.5271 0.04854 203 119 61 23
247 Making lemonade would be a grave mistake. 1.5268 0.05013 205 124 54 27
248 I know you needed a dozen for your centrepiece, but I went to hell and back to find these. 1.5268 0.04774 224 135 60 29
249 Well, you do make a killer lemonade 1.5266 0.05023 207 126 53 28
250 So do I tip the guy? Or… 1.5266 0.04929 207 124 57 26
251 But they nevertheless look quite fresh. 1.5261 0.04812 211 125 61 25
252 Much, much better to be killed with kindness. 1.5258 0.04392 213 118 78 17
253 What, would it kill you to have one? 1.5258 0.04778 213 126 62 25
254 Try one, he says they're to die for. 1.5256 0.04539 234 138 69 27
255 I hate it when Life is on vacation. 1.5250 0.04857 200 117 61 22
256 He wants to know if you have any food allergies. 1.5247 0.04997 223 140 49 34
257 He says making lemonade is not an option. 1.5244 0.04545 225 131 70 24
258 I think Life has been outsourcing its lemons 1.5233 0.04987 193 114 57 22
259 Gin. Vermouth. Hurry. 1.5228 0.05169 197 121 49 27
260 He says life handed him lemons but he has no idea how to make lemonade. 1.5228 0.04805 197 114 63 20
261 It might be too late for the lemonade 1.5226 0.04770 199 115 64 20
262 When death gives you lemons, you just take the f***ing lemons 1.5213 0.04952 211 129 54 28
263 Honey, what do you make when death gives you lemons? 1.5206 0.04804 194 112 63 19
264 Honey, when you said they were to die for, what did you mean? 1.5200 0.05011 200 121 54 25
265 Has your mother tried these? 1.5198 0.05085 227 147 42 38
266 I think this might be a re-gift 1.5196 0.04686 204 118 66 20
267 I know what to do when life hands you lemons. What does it mean when Death hands you lemons? 1.5192 0.05053 208 129 50 29
268 I told him not to mix metaphors, but he does what he wants. 1.5185 0.04780 189 108 64 17
269 I feel like this is a trick question 1.5183 0.04744 191 109 65 17
270 We better tip. 1.5179 0.05210 195 121 47 27
271 I always thought it would be chocolate. 1.5171 0.05294 205 132 40 33
272 He says they're a little slice of Heaven. 1.5163 0.04993 184 108 57 19
273 Because I could not shop for Death – He kindly shopped for me. 1.5163 0.05609 184 119 35 30
274 Well, we might as well make lemonade. 1.5156 0.04727 192 110 65 17
275 You see? Things are never quite as grim as they seem. 1.5155 0.04860 194 114 60 20
276 He says all the Death by Chocolate Cake has already been taken. 1.5155 0.04915 194 115 58 21
277 Look on the bright side, Carol: no more taxes. 1.5152 0.04947 198 119 56 23
278 What’s life ever given me? 1.5149 0.04762 235 147 55 33
279 He says it's a "bon voyage" gift - do we have travel plans? 1.5147 0.05129 204 128 47 29
280 He said they're fresh; he just sickled them this morning. 1.5146 0.04901 206 125 56 25
281 They’re for you. 1.5142 0.04980 212 132 51 29
282 Squeeze the day.” 1.5131 0.05242 191 119 46 26
283 Yes dear, he assured me that they are organic. 1.5128 0.04897 195 116 58 21
284 How funny, Life gave me the SAME THING! 1.5123 0.05149 203 128 46 29
285 I guess this is what's known as the bitter end. 1.5113 0.04868 221 138 53 30
286 I thought it was life that was supposed to hand you lemons! 1.5110 0.04729 227 140 58 29
287 Honey, I’m going to whip us up some lemonade while you two get acquainted. 1.5108 0.05184 186 114 49 23
288 LIMES, honey. Our limes are up. What did you think he said? 1.5108 0.05350 186 117 43 26
289 We could invite your sister over 1.5108 0.05295 186 116 45 25
290 Y'know, when Death gives you lemons, you hope you live to see the lemonade. 1.5106 0.05143 188 115 50 23
291 Does your mother want lemonade? 1.5104 0.05169 192 119 48 25
292 «Apparently he makes a killer Margarita.” 1.5099 0.04875 202 122 57 23
293 He says the first one is free. 1.5096 0.04867 208 127 56 25
294 Well, we should offer him something back, Becky... go get Mother. 1.5096 0.05100 208 132 46 30
295 The Walkers nervously accept their welcome to the Senior Living neighborhood. 1.5085 0.05558 177 113 38 26
296 Yes, I know he's the Grim Reaper but now everyone's vaccinated he's had to moonlight with Door Dash. 1.5082 0.04736 244 156 52 36
297 I think I’m being elemonated. 1.5076 0.05221 197 125 44 28
298 No, lemonade is when life hands you lemons. When death hands you lemons it's limoncello. 1.5071 0.04954 211 132 51 28
299 It's not for us, it's for your mother. 1.5066 0.04970 227 147 45 35
300 Your mother likes lemonade, doesn't she? 1.5057 0.05345 176 109 45 22
301 When death gives you lemons,... well, then you are in real trouble. 1.5057 0.05032 176 104 55 17
302 It will be the last Uber meal I order. Promise. 1.5056 0.05240 178 109 48 21
303 Take my word, they're to die for. 1.5055 0.04912 182 107 58 17
304 What the hell, right? 1.5054 0.05112 184 112 51 21
305 They only serve these when the party’s over. 1.5054 0.05185 186 115 48 23
306 They can’t be fattening. Look at this guy. 1.5051 0.04933 196 119 55 22
307 What are we supposed to make when Death hands you lemons? 1.5051 0.05140 196 123 47 26
308 What do you mean, “strings attached”? 1.5051 0.04843 198 119 58 21
309 But honey. They're to die for. 1.5050 0.04755 200 119 61 20
310 You simply must try one of these, they're to die for. 1.5050 0.04341 202 113 76 13
311 It's okay, he said we can pay later." 1.5048 0.04867 208 128 55 25
312 One isn't going to kill me. 1.5047 0.04981 212 134 49 29
313 When Death gives you lemons, you make Margaritas 1.5029 0.05709 171 111 34 26
314 I think no is the right answer. 1.5029 0.04893 173 100 59 14
315 Apparently irony is dead. 1.5029 0.05368 175 109 44 22
316 When Death gives you lemons: add vodka. 1.5029 0.05429 175 110 42 23
317 Should we regift these to the Johnson's? 1.5028 0.05138 177 107 51 19
318 If we got this...then who got my chicken tikka masala? 1.5026 0.05057 195 121 50 24
319 He's just filling in 1.5024 0.04788 207 126 58 23
320 Okay, Smarty. What about when Death gives you lemons? 1.5000 0.05329 174 108 45 21
321 I ordered cookies for your mother. 1.5000 0.05391 174 109 43 22
322 When Death gives you lemons, add vodka and make hard lemonade. 1.5000 0.05095 182 111 51 20
323 It's better than what life gave me. 1.5000 0.05009 192 118 52 22
324 Why should zest always be for life? 1.5000 0.04995 184 111 54 19
325 Don't worry. We refused the vaccine and nothing happened. 1.5000 0.05143 188 117 48 23
326 Would you take a taste and let me know what you think? 1.5000 0.04896 186 111 57 18
327 Still regretting retiring in Florida? 1.5000 0.05513 174 111 39 24
328 He’s never gotten over how nice we were to him at Halloween. 1.5000 0.05180 166 99 51 16
329 I had hoped for a sweeter ending. 1.5000 0.04736 198 118 61 19
330 Damned if we do, damned if we don’t, I figure. 1.5000 0.05160 170 102 51 17
331 You have to try one. They're to die for. 1.5000 0.05071 186 114 51 21
332 He says it's from Hell's Kitchen and the taste is to die for. 1.5000 0.05157 190 119 47 24
333 He says they're from your mother. 1.5000 0.05550 170 108 39 23
334 I don't like where this metaphor is headed, Alice. 1.5000 0.04913 182 108 57 17
335 When death gives you lemons, you make gin and tonics 1.5000 0.04935 184 110 56 18
336 No, I insist. Ladies first. 1.4976 0.04897 209 131 52 26
337 And when Death gives you lemons? Then what? 1.4975 0.05019 197 123 50 24
338 When death brings you lemons add vodka. 1.4973 0.05219 187 118 45 24
339 What could go wrong? 1.4972 0.05337 179 113 43 23
340 We got lucky, He hands these out only to anti maskers and anti vaxers honey! 1.4972 0.05278 179 112 45 22
341 Doesn't your mother like lemons? 1.4972 0.05382 177 112 42 23
342 I only know what to do when it's Life that hands you lemons. 1.4972 0.05322 177 111 44 22
343 Well, Life has never actually GIVEN me lemons. 1.4971 0.05118 175 106 51 18
344 You sure we just do the same thing we did when life gave us lemons? 1.4970 0.04903 169 98 58 13
345 I don't say anything when you put out milk and cookies for Santa 1.4956 0.04673 228 143 57 28
346 I thought life gave you lemons. 1.4947 0.04859 188 113 57 18
347 We can serve lemonade at the wake. 1.4944 0.04863 178 105 58 15
348 When Death hands you lemons, that's just rubbing it in. 1.4943 0.05222 176 109 47 20
349 You're such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? 1.4942 0.05182 172 105 49 18
350 I realize he signed up to bring the guacamole but what do you expect me to do about it, Brenda? 1.4941 0.05023 170 101 54 15
351 It's okay, this is the devil I know 1.4940 0.04776 168 96 61 11
352 Fine. More for me. 1.4916 0.05395 179 115 40 24
353 This actually makes more sense” 1.4915 0.05261 177 111 45 21
354 He says he's here because we've lost our zest for life. 1.4914 0.05117 175 107 50 18
355 Get some gin. 1.4907 0.05440 161 100 43 18
356 When Death serves you lemons... what? 1.4903 0.05366 155 94 46 15
357 So the Last Supper is a potluck? 1.4900 0.04702 200 121 60 19
358 « He says they are to die for « 1.4892 0.05071 186 116 49 21
359 Well you said you would only share your lemonade recipe “over my dead body” 1.4886 0.05096 176 108 50 18
360 Well, I think I'm about to make lemonade to die for. 1.4885 0.05329 174 110 43 21
361 What promo code did you use? 1.4885 0.05329 174 110 43 21
362 When death gives you lemons, make…” *THUD 1.4885 0.05138 174 107 49 18
363 it was multiple choice, death, taxes or lemons. 1.4884 0.05311 172 108 44 20
364 Death by chocolate is only for good people. 1.4884 0.05500 172 111 38 23
365 What? They’re free! 1.4884 0.05247 172 107 46 19
366 Grab the blender, Dear- when Death gives you lemons, you make Margaritas!! 1.4882 0.05226 170 105 47 18
367 The neighbors seem nice 1.4882 0.05226 170 105 47 18
368 He says they’re for you. 1.4881 0.05204 168 103 48 17
369 I don't see how making lemonade is going to help. 1.4880 0.05249 166 102 47 17
370 When death gives you lemons, you take the lemons. 1.4880 0.05318 166 103 45 18
371 Seems they’re focusing on soul food now. 1.4878 0.05080 164 98 52 14
372 No . . . that's when LIFE hands you lemons . . . . 1.4878 0.04920 205 130 50 25
373 This feels like a trap 1.4878 0.05225 164 100 48 16
374 I just bought some time. 1.4873 0.05215 158 95 49 14
375 Apparently Life gave him lemons and now he needs to borrow a cup of sugar. 1.4873 0.05516 158 99 41 18
376 Do you want to tell him life already gave us plenty? 1.4872 0.05418 156 96 44 16
377 Talk about mixed metaphors. 1.4868 0.05067 189 119 48 22
378 God told him he could use our juicer. 1.4862 0.05114 181 113 48 20
379 You did say you'd give anything for a margarita... 1.4854 0.05398 171 109 41 21
380 They're still hot from below" 1.4852 0.05181 169 104 48 17
381 Relax Honey, they’re ORGANIC lemons! What could possibly go wrong?! 1.4852 0.05315 169 106 44 19
382 When death gives you lemons, what do you do, honey? 1.4848 0.05478 165 105 40 20
383 Just remember when we serve the lemonade not to drink any. 1.4845 0.05070 161 96 52 13
384 It's the latest: Tomb-to-table. 1.4839 0.05443 155 96 43 16
385 They're free. How can I say no? 1.4837 0.05336 153 93 46 14
386 it looks like my lime has come. 1.4837 0.05649 153 97 38 18
387 What do they say about Death giving you lemons? 1.4834 0.05220 151 90 49 12
388 everybody has a side hustle these days 1.4833 0.05195 180 114 45 21
389 Obviously, they're to die for. 1.4828 0.05265 174 110 44 20
390 He says these lemons have lost their 'zest' for life' 1.4828 0.05137 174 108 48 18
391 Don’t be rude, Karen! It’s the gesture that counts. 1.4824 0.05225 170 106 46 18
392 What's the opposite of lemonade? 1.4815 0.04734 162 93 60 9
393 Of course they’re fresh. I’d bet my life on it. 1.4815 0.05066 189 120 47 22
394 When death hands you lemons ... wait - how does the rest of it go? 1.4815 0.05484 162 103 40 19
395 And here you thought only Life gave you lemons. 1.4815 0.05010 189 119 49 21
396 Jane, you know what they say. When Death hands you lemons, you make whisky and amaro with a twist and enjoy every last sip. 1.4815 0.05484 162 103 40 19
397 I thought life was supposed to hand you lemons. 1.4808 0.05182 156 94 49 13
398 Don't worry...it's just his side-gig. 1.4805 0.05230 154 93 48 13
399 The neighborhood has really gone to hell 1.4805 0.05310 154 94 46 14
400 Let's see if Life is upping the offer now. 1.4800 0.05411 150 92 44 14
401 Who says hospitality is dead? 1.4795 0.05068 171 105 50 16
402 No aphorism ever prepared me for this... 1.4790 0.04867 167 99 56 12
403 Wait. What? Life is the one who hands you lemons? 1.4789 0.04703 190 115 59 16
404 To be fair, my lemonade is to die for. 1.4788 0.05477 165 106 39 20
405 He says that these pastries are to die for! 1.4785 0.05173 163 100 48 15
406 It was at that moment that Max realized death imitates life. 1.4777 0.05314 157 97 45 15
407 Okay well life gave us lemons last year, and look how it turned out. How much worse can this be? 1.4777 0.05613 157 101 37 19
408 wow they really let anyone work for doordash nowadays 1.4774 0.05441 155 97 42 16
409 I think these might be past their ‘sell by’ date honey 1.4773 0.05029 176 109 50 17
410 These are going to make some killer lemonade, Barb. 1.4771 0.05493 153 96 41 16
411 I know what to do when life hands you lemons but now I 'm completely confused.... 1.4768 0.05625 151 96 38 17
412 I've met my bitter end. 1.4768 0.05780 151 98 34 19
413 I told you there’d be a twist 1.4765 0.05601 149 94 39 16
414 Honestly, they're to die for. 1.4765 0.05089 170 105 49 16
415 When death gives you lemons...I don't know this one, a meringue maybe? Limoncello? 1.4762 0.04952 189 119 50 20
416 Maybe we should still wipe down our groceries 1.4762 0.05898 147 96 32 19
417 It's ok, there's no dairy. 1.4759 0.05518 166 108 37 21
418 That's just his day job. This is his passion! 1.4759 0.05247 166 104 45 17
419 We're going to make some killer lemonade. 1.4756 0.05433 164 105 40 19
420 When death gives us lemons, we’re supposed to make lemon drop martinis, right? 1.4752 0.05833 141 90 35 16
421 I guess that's why they call it 'the bitter end' 1.4751 0.05289 181 118 40 23
422 I know.........but they're free! 1.4751 0.05347 181 119 38 24
423 Why not? I’ve survived your cooking. 1.4751 0.05289 181 118 40 23
424 When Death gives you lemons, you're still dead. 1.4750 0.05462 160 102 40 18
425 Am I supposed to tip the delivery guy? 1.4749 0.05031 179 112 49 18
426 Our last supper is here! 1.4747 0.05658 158 103 35 20
427 I guess this is the bitter end. 1.4747 0.05513 158 101 39 18
428 We can make lemonade, but he says it won't help. 1.4747 0.05135 158 96 49 13
429 Can you think of something other than "make lemonade"? 1.4744 0.05338 156 97 44 15
430 These are for you. 1.4740 0.05694 154 100 35 19
431 He says where we're going we'd best take along a pitcher of cold lemonade. 1.4740 0.05388 154 96 43 15
432 Remind me again, what is it when Death hands us lemons? 1.4733 0.05730 150 97 35 18
433 Good. Now we need vodka, triple sec and simple syrup. 1.4733 0.05885 150 99 31 20
434 He says his croissants will take years to kill us. 1.4733 0.05326 150 92 45 13
435 I'm leaving you 1.4733 0.05808 150 98 33 19
436 ‘2020.’ 1.4730 0.05708 148 95 36 17
437 Honey, you go first. 1.4727 0.05269 165 104 44 17
438 Well, so much for a sweet by and by… 1.4726 0.05848 146 95 33 18
439 He recommends we add a little sugar and vodka. 1.4726 0.05600 146 92 39 15
440 This is perfect, actually, Life JUST gave me a bunch of tequila. 1.4724 0.05387 163 104 41 18
441 It’s “Fruit of the Doom”. 1.4722 0.05570 144 90 40 14
442 This is a lemon twist. 1.4718 0.05887 142 92 33 17
443 I'll take these back to the car. You stay here and see what else he wants. 1.4713 0.05684 157 103 34 20
444 Look at the bright side. He's not knocking on my door 1.4713 0.05156 157 96 48 13
445 You make lemonade if life hands you lemons. With Death, it’s whiskey sours. 1.4713 0.05387 174 114 38 22
446 Oh calm down, Susan! It’s not going to kill me to take just one. 1.4710 0.05557 138 85 41 12
447 What? They are just a plate of lemons.” “What could possibly go wrong? 1.4710 0.05362 155 97 43 15
448 What? It’s not like it’s candy from an unmarked van 1.4710 0.05739 155 102 33 20
449 I heard these lemons were to die for. 1.4709 0.05243 172 110 43 19
450 Up until now, only life gave me lemons 1.4703 0.05029 185 118 47 20
451 Wait till you taste these, they're to die for! 1.4703 0.05144 185 120 43 22
452 When Death gives you lemon, ask for salt and tequila. 1.4702 0.05216 151 92 47 12
453 He claims they are “to die for” 1.4695 0.05075 164 101 49 14
454 So much for my zest for life. 1.4694 0.05401 147 91 43 13
455 He said he’s sorry about the cat. 1.4694 0.05736 147 95 35 17
456 This is what happens when you select 'No Tip'. 1.4690 0.05795 145 94 34 17
457 I really doubt they're organic. 1.4690 0.05365 145 89 44 12
458 To be fair, I did say that I was dying of hunger. 1.4688 0.05388 160 102 41 17
459 What does one make if Death gives you lemons? 1.4688 0.05240 160 100 45 15
460 He said it’s to die for. 1.4685 0.05597 143 90 39 14
461 When Death gives you lemons, thank him politely and walk away. 1.4684 0.05210 158 98 46 14
462 You need to try these. They're to die for. 1.4684 0.05584 158 103 36 19
463 Death by chocolate is so passé. 1.4681 0.05743 141 90 36 15
464 Do me a favor, google this guy. 1.4678 0.05199 171 109 44 18
465 Say, your mother is fond of popovers, isn't she? 1.4676 0.05980 139 91 31 17
466 Did you get a chance to read the terms and conditions when you ordered these? 1.4672 0.05956 137 89 32 16
467 Remember that time I said I’d sell my soul for Amalfi lemons? 1.4671 0.05672 152 99 35 18
468 I think this is what the universe calls a double dare. 1.4667 0.05152 150 91 48 11
469 Isn't it Life that's supposed to give you lemons? 1.4667 0.05489 150 95 40 15
470 Do you think he knows I have a citrus allergy? 1.4662 0.05625 148 95 37 16
471 When death gives you lemons, you make a Tom Collins. 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
472 Apparently these are to die for. 1.4658 0.05426 146 91 42 13
473 You're such a pessimist. 1.4653 0.05479 144 90 41 13
474 I know they’ll be the death of me, but they’re delicious. 1.4651 0.05043 172 108 48 16
475 Frankly, it's not much of a last meal 1.4650 0.05310 157 99 43 15
476 Let`s make lemonade as if there`s no tomorrow 1.4648 0.05799 142 92 34 16
477 When the Grim Reaper brings you lemons, you introduce him to Mitch McConnell. 1.4648 0.05799 142 92 34 16
478 It's a nice gesture but I'm not quite sure it's worth eternal hellfire and damnation. 1.4647 0.04875 170 104 53 13
479 This is why we buy organic. 1.4645 0.05280 155 97 44 14
480 A fruit basket upon arrival! How bad can it be? 1.4641 0.05227 181 119 40 22
481 He says they're a thank-you present from the neighbors. I guess this means they've finally forgiven us for running over their cat. 1.4641 0.04996 153 92 51 10
482 I thought I was conjuring DEMONS 1.4641 0.05793 153 102 31 20
483 Sure, life gives you lemons all the time, but this is the real challenge. 1.4638 0.05833 138 89 34 15
484 OK Little Miss Sunshine! And just what am I supposed to make with these? 1.4636 0.05620 151 98 36 17
485 Death frequently re-gifts the things Life gives him. 1.4636 0.05620 151 98 36 17
486 Life never gave us lemons, honey. It's time to try something different. 1.4631 0.05514 149 95 39 15
487 Remind me again what you do when death gives you lemons? 1.4630 0.05478 162 106 37 19
488 at least he's killing us with kindness, Sheila 1.4629 0.05237 175 114 41 20
489 Why the sour face? 1.4627 0.05671 134 84 38 12
490 What, does it really matter WHO gives you lemons? 1.4627 0.05260 134 80 46 8
491 He said since the release of the vaccine, his company had to downsize. He now works for Door Dash. 1.4627 0.06054 134 88 30 16
492 It wouldn’t kill us to accept a little “welcome to the neighborhood” gift, would it? 1.4626 0.05484 147 93 40 14
493 After the year we've been through, nothing can hurt us. 1.4621 0.05732 132 83 37 12
494 I ordered them for your mother. 1.4621 0.06122 132 87 29 16
495 Well we know what to do when life brings us lemons but what about when death brings them? 1.4621 0.05955 145 97 29 19
496 Zest for life? 1.4621 0.05708 145 94 35 16
497 I know. But they're to die for. 1.4620 0.05262 171 111 41 19
498 Well Life hasn’t been giving us many lemons lately, dear. It couldn’t hurt to see what Death has to offer. 1.4620 0.05262 171 111 41 19
499 He said I should set up a lemonade stand next to the highway. 1.4615 0.05681 143 92 36 15
500 I’d say this calls for vodka and soda 1.4607 0.05410 178 120 34 24
501 When Death gives you lemons, you say "Sure, what the hell". 1.4605 0.05745 152 101 32 19
502 I told you Florida wouldn't be so bad. See how welcoming it is? 1.4601 0.05018 163 101 49 13
503 Oh, these? They are misfortune cookies. 1.4600 0.05803 150 100 31 19
504 Just desserts. 1.4599 0.05862 137 89 33 15
505 Honey, it's a different story when LIFE gives you lemons. 1.4599 0.05284 137 83 45 9
506 Do you ever feel like you're inside a malapropism? 1.4595 0.05108 148 90 48 10
507 He says they’re bittersweet. 1.4595 0.05285 148 92 44 12
508 It was this or Amazon. 1.4593 0.06018 135 89 30 16
509 You get a free one after you've been vaccinated... 1.4593 0.05337 135 82 44 9
510 He said your meatloaf was to die for. 1.4593 0.05736 135 86 36 13
511 He says he has a zest for life. 1.4591 0.05554 159 105 35 19
512 Why not! I can't taste anything, anyway. 1.4591 0.05408 159 103 39 17
513 Wait... did you order Death by Chocolate, or Chocolate by Death? 1.4589 0.05842 146 97 31 18
514 These may ruin our appetite for life. 1.4580 0.05961 131 85 32 14
515 I 've heard what to do when life gives me lemons, but I gotta say I'm stumped here. 1.4578 0.05377 166 109 38 19
516 So now, you are telling me what not to do? 1.4574 0.06029 129 84 31 14
517 I gave him some lemonade and he turned it into lemons 1.4574 0.06029 129 84 31 14
518 He seems pretty annoyed that life gets all the credit 1.4574 0.06128 129 85 29 15
519 I think these may work for the Homeowner’s Association BBQ. 1.4565 0.05919 138 91 31 16
520 I don’t feel great about taking these but I'm not exactly against regifting tbem, either. 1.4564 0.04993 149 90 50 9
521 No, that's if life gives you lemons. 1.4563 0.05455 160 105 37 18
522 If death gives you lemons, make a will. 1.4563 0.05234 160 102 43 15
523 I think these are for you, dear. 1.4563 0.05597 160 107 33 20
524 Honey, Death has lemons cheaper than Amazon. 1.4559 0.05984 136 90 30 16
525 I’ve been told, they’re to die for. 1.4559 0.05704 136 87 36 13
526 What the heck is a Master Cleanse? 1.4559 0.05704 136 87 36 13
527 They're just lemons, It's not like they're gonna kill ya! 1.4558 0.05308 147 92 43 12
528 What could go wrong — they’re free. 1.4557 0.05578 158 105 34 19
529 Did you ever consider that maybe you’re the one with trust issues? 1.4556 0.05171 169 109 43 17
530 So what does one do when Death serves you lemons? 1.4552 0.05788 145 96 32 17
531 I dunno...YOU explain aphorisms to him. 1.4545 0.05764 143 94 33 16
532 I always heard it was Life that gave you lemons... 1.4540 0.05090 163 103 46 14
533 Isn’t this nice Honey...a little welcome to the neighborhood. 1.4540 0.05015 163 102 48 13
534 I think it's a metaphor for "screwed." 1.4539 0.05910 141 94 30 17
535 . . . and, of course, they're to die for. 1.4533 0.05482 150 97 38 15
536 When Death gives you lemons, Carol… 1.4533 0.05563 150 98 36 16
537 How I feel when my husband buys street food from vendors on the beach. 1.4527 0.05779 148 99 31 18
538 You've got me. I only know what to do when life gives you lemons. 1.4527 0.05618 148 97 35 16
539 Life gave them to me. I'm just passing them along. 1.4527 0.05618 148 97 35 16
540 I read in the paper that these lemons are “to die for” 1.4526 0.05577 137 87 38 12
541 But what to do if Death gives you lemons? 1.4525 0.05022 179 116 45 18
542 He says they have a lifetime guarantee." 1.4524 0.06132 126 83 29 14
543 When Death gives you limes, you make mojitos. 1.4521 0.05331 146 92 42 12
544 He called, said he heard I had a recipe to die for." 1.4521 0.05151 146 90 46 10
545 oh stop it’s not like eating just one will kill me 1.4519 0.05536 135 85 39 11
546 When death gives you lemons, don’t bother making anything. 1.4516 0.05507 155 102 36 17
547 It was this or taxes. 1.4511 0.06082 133 89 28 16
548 Tell everyone I just did the best with the hand I was dealt. 1.4511 0.05059 133 79 48 6
549 At least we didn't pay our taxes. 1.4511 0.05794 133 86 34 13
550 When Death hands me lemons...I make...sure to accept them, graciously. 1.4507 0.05705 142 93 34 15
551 So they’re not organic, that won’t kill us. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
552 Wait Bob, are they organic? 1.4500 0.05379 160 105 38 17
553 Wait so what do you do when death gives you lemons? 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
554 Given the options, lets make lemonade 1.4494 0.05043 158 99 47 12
555 It can't be worse than your mother's cooking. 1.4490 0.05476 147 95 38 14
556 What? I just want to see what happens 1.4488 0.05668 127 80 37 10
557 He finds baking helps him kill time. 1.4483 0.05701 145 96 33 16
558 He reaped these just this morning 1.4481 0.05830 154 106 27 21
559 Pucker up! 1.4480 0.05952 125 81 32 12
560 What!?! They can't be any worse than the ones Life has given me. 1.4479 0.05160 163 105 43 15
561 I think it’s really important not to piss him off. 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
562 I don’t think there’s an upside to this one. 1.4476 0.05673 143 94 34 15
563 What was that saying…When Death hands you a lemon?? 1.4472 0.04818 161 99 52 10
564 Reaper-in-training. They start out with bitter fruit and work up from there. 1.4470 0.05921 132 87 31 14
565 I know, but they really are to die for! 1.4468 0.05819 141 94 31 16
566 When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, when death gives you lemons you just take 'em. 1.4467 0.05478 150 98 37 15
567 Come on, it won’t kill you! 1.4465 0.05252 159 103 41 15
568 It's his way of saying 'sorry, not sorry.' 1.4463 0.06093 121 79 30 12
569 It's the Welcome Wagon in the Age of Covid. 1.4463 0.05862 121 77 34 10
570 What the hell am I supposed to do with these? 1.4462 0.05988 130 86 30 14
571 Well, what do you make when DEATH hands you lemons? 1.4462 0.05681 130 83 36 11
572 When death gives you lemons, I say: make a whiskey sour! 1.4460 0.06141 139 96 24 19
573 It's ironic, Beth. 1.4460 0.05224 139 86 44 9
574 I know what to do when life gives you lemons. But this scenario is a little less clear to me. 1.4457 0.05101 175 115 42 18
575 Don't be so literal. 1.4454 0.06050 119 77 31 11
576 It may be too late to make lemonade 1.4453 0.05525 128 80 39 9
577 Did you sign us up for Fruit of the Final Month Club? 1.4453 0.05635 128 81 37 10
578 Actually, you can make lemonade no matter who hands them to you. 1.4453 0.06122 137 94 25 18
579 The book says this is the best dead and breakfast in New England. 1.4452 0.05834 146 99 29 18
580 I'm guessing he grew these lemons himself. He's carrying some kind of gardening tool. 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
581 Honey, try one. He says they're to die for. 1.4444 0.05194 144 90 44 10
582 I know what to do if LIFE hands you lemons, but… 1.4444 0.05632 153 103 32 18
583 Don't worry, one bite won't kill you. 1.4444 0.06229 126 85 26 15
584 It’s his way of apologizing for the pandemic.” 1.4444 0.05327 135 84 42 9
585 See, Pam. Life is different in Florida. 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
586 I said "are these to die for?" - why aren't you laughing? 1.4438 0.05037 178 117 43 18
587 Is this the guy who RSVPed "Yes minus one?" 1.4438 0.05365 169 114 35 20
588 Everything he serves is to die for. 1.4437 0.05201 151 96 43 12
589 Should I still make lemonade? 1.4437 0.05244 142 89 43 10
590 It's my mother's recipe. That should hold him off for a while. 1.4436 0.05588 133 85 37 11
591 Hmm...I'm not so sure what to do when Death gives you lemons... 1.4436 0.05588 133 85 37 11
592 These must be to die for. 1.4431 0.05412 167 113 34 20
593 Um,what do we do when death hands us lemons? 1.4427 0.05852 131 86 32 13
594 Well, this is a new twist. 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
595 When Death gives you lemons, say thank you, then go make him an Arnold Palmer. 1.4427 0.05852 131 86 32 13
596 Oh heavens Marie, his lemons really are to die for. 1.4427 0.05543 131 83 38 10
597 Well, at least we won’t get scurvy. 1.4427 0.05543 131 83 38 10
598 Do you think he’ll know we’re regifting? 1.4427 0.05751 131 85 34 12
599 He says we can’t make hellandaise sauce without them. 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
600 That's funny. He knows I'm allergic to lemons. 1.4426 0.06165 122 81 28 13
601 No, it's okay. They're limes. 1.4424 0.05183 165 108 41 16
602 Let’s hear you silver lining this, Dolores. 1.4423 0.05399 156 103 37 16
603 But honey, he says these are to die for. 1.4423 0.05322 156 102 39 15
604 Being polite won’t kill you.” 1.4422 0.05386 147 95 39 13
605 He said that if life can hand you lemons, he ought to be able to as well 1.4417 0.05156 163 106 42 15
606 And when Death gives you lemons, you still make lemonade. You just don't drink it. 1.4417 0.05511 163 111 32 20
607 Yeah,well you don’t trust anybody. 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
608 Says it's my time but these are for you. He'll be back for the plate. 1.4416 0.05450 154 102 36 16
609 When death gives you lemons, what in the hell do you make? 1.4416 0.05129 154 98 44 12
610 Heard you could ward off death with lots of vitamin C 1.4414 0.05167 145 91 44 10
611 These were executed beautifully. 1.4409 0.05879 127 83 32 12
612 Come on. A little bite can't kill you! 1.4407 0.06083 118 77 30 11
613 Life lost his job last year. 1.4406 0.05668 143 95 33 15
614 It‘s the last one, I promise. 1.4403 0.05755 134 88 33 13
615 We’re in new proverbial territory, Janice. 1.4403 0.05656 134 87 35 12
616 When death serves you lemons - you make 192 proof "pandemic-strength" limoncello. 1.4400 0.06054 125 83 29 13
617 I know I"m going to hell, but it's still nice to be wooed. 1.4397 0.05986 141 97 26 18
618 Well today has taken a grim twist. 1.4397 0.06627 116 80 21 15
619 Excuse me, ma'am. What is the opposite of making lemonade? 1.4397 0.06157 116 76 29 11
620 You're probably right, when has a little fruit hurt anyone? 1.4395 0.04725 157 96 53 8
621 Oh look, the GOP is handing out free Covid hand pies! 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
622 Of course they’re gluten free 1.4390 0.06015 123 81 30 12
623 Fighting scurvy is no laughing matter, Alice. 1.4387 0.05103 155 99 44 12
624 I knew we should not have ordered takeout from Hell's Kitchen 1.4385 0.05461 130 82 39 9
625 It's rude to refuse, and because I am a gentleman, you first!" 1.4380 0.05364 121 74 41 6
626 tell your mother not to be rude and come meet our new neighbor 1.4380 0.05972 121 79 31 11
627 I guess Death gives you lemons too 1.4375 0.05518 128 81 38 9
628 When death hands you lemons,just say" Thank you" and hope he leaves. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
629 I don’t care who he is, he makes the best Calzones in town. 1.4375 0.05723 144 97 31 16
630 I’m telling you, these organic lemons are to die for! 1.4375 0.05138 176 118 39 19
631 Joke’s on him - I don’t believe in the afterlife. 1.4370 0.06043 119 78 30 11
632 Okay, so I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons... 1.4366 0.05142 142 89 44 9
633 He mostly reaps people; lemons is just a side hustle. 1.4365 0.05577 126 80 37 9
634 He said Life's busy selling health and beauty products now. 1.4365 0.05800 126 82 33 11
635 Well honey, I suppose they're similar to Death by Chocolate 1.4361 0.05783 133 88 32 13
636 Life has the day off. 1.4361 0.05374 133 84 40 9
637 This deal may go sour. 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
638 Do you know a proverb for this? 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
639 Well, Eve, this isn't Eden and these aren't apples, so I think we're OK. 1.4359 0.05394 156 104 36 16
640 It's more than Life ever handed me. 1.4359 0.05614 117 73 37 7
641 Got change for a soul? 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
642 I know he’s the grim reaper, but his banana loaf is out of this world 1.4357 0.05664 140 93 33 14
643 So what’s the protocol when death gives you lemons? 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
644 OK so it’s not technically Life, but we can still make lemonade right? 1.4351 0.05945 131 88 29 14
645 They said when LIFE gives you lemons… not death 1.4345 0.05162 145 92 43 10
646 I hear these are drop dead good. 1.4344 0.06047 122 81 29 12
647 Nothing is certain except for death, taxes, and lemonade, apparently. 1.4344 0.05581 122 77 37 8
648 I never know what to tip. 1.4338 0.05493 136 88 37 11
649 He thinks he’s Life… I don’t have the heart to tell him. 1.4336 0.06143 113 74 29 10
650 Buy six, get an extra year! 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
651 He remembers when I said 'I'd rather die then have to zest lemons again.' 1.4333 0.06003 120 79 30 11
652 I’ll squirt him in the eye, you grab the scythe. 1.4333 0.05765 120 77 34 9
653 He's kidding. They're just scones. 'To die for" is just an expression. 1.4333 0.05643 120 76 36 8
654 Why is your mother dressed like that? 1.4333 0.06232 120 81 26 13
655 I have a feeling we won't be making lemonade... 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
656 He's still a reaper, but just not so grim about it. 1.4328 0.05344 134 85 40 9
657 I have no idea when he met my mother, but he swears it's her recipe. 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
658 How could I refuse your mother? 1.4324 0.05845 148 103 26 19
659 Life is only doing non-contact delivery right now. 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
660 He said it’s soul food! 1.4320 0.05939 125 83 30 12
661 There is no way that these are for lemonade. 1.4320 0.05829 125 82 32 11
662 Whatever happened to "no shoes no service..." 1.4318 0.05504 132 85 37 10
663 Well one piece won't kill me! 1.4318 0.06007 132 90 27 15
664 He's giving them away free to the vaccine hesitant! 1.4314 0.05623 153 105 30 18
665 These will make a killer meringue. 1.4310 0.06150 116 77 28 11
666 It's not technically "death giving me lemons". He is asking $4 for 5. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
667 I've heard of death by chocolate, but this is ridiculous. 1.4309 0.05546 123 78 37 8
668 To die for - you say... how could we resist 1.4308 0.06172 130 90 24 16
669 You're such a cynic, Helen. I'm just going to eat one. 1.4308 0.05668 130 85 34 11
670 They look like they've been squeezed to death. 1.4308 0.05230 130 81 42 7
671 The presentation leaves something to be desired. 1.4308 0.05343 130 82 40 8
672 Because of all the vaccinated, he’s been baking instead. 1.4307 0.05842 137 93 29 15
673 I’ve heard they’re to die for. 1.4304 0.05340 158 106 36 16
674 It’s either this or your mother’s casserole. 1.4298 0.05972 114 74 31 9
675 Don't tell Life I'm regifting. 1.4298 0.06100 114 75 29 10
676 2020, am I right? 1.4298 0.05972 114 74 31 9
677 He says they're fresh out of Kool-aid. 1.4298 0.05848 121 79 32 10
678 What do we make if death gives us lemons? 1.4298 0.05964 121 80 30 11
679 It's actually kind of nice. He didn't have go bring anything. 1.4298 0.05483 121 76 38 7
680 He's trying a new approach. 1.4298 0.05848 121 79 32 10
681 Relax, they're gluten-free. 1.4298 0.06191 121 82 26 13
682 He heard that Life was handing out lemons. 1.4296 0.05998 135 93 26 16
683 We can’t be picky, especially in this economy. 1.4296 0.05209 135 85 42 8
684 I promise not to laugh maniacally when I serve the lemonade. 1.4296 0.05326 142 92 39 11
685 Well, at least the afterlife will have a bright and fresh scent. 1.4296 0.05689 142 96 31 15
686 I sure hope he wants lemonade. 1.4295 0.05233 156 103 39 14
687 What is the opposite of making lemonade? 1.4286 0.05970 133 91 27 15
688 Just smile and take one, we don't want to offend him 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
689 It wouldn't kill you to says thanks. 1.4286 0.05260 133 84 41 8
690 But he says they're delicious and we'll never know what hit us! 1.4286 0.05575 133 87 35 11
691 He says not to worry about the gluten. 1.4286 0.05472 133 86 37 10
692 When Death hands you a lemon, make a martini. 1.4286 0.06177 112 74 28 10
693 Doordash really is getting desperate for gig workers. 1.4286 0.05543 119 75 37 7
694 I know that’s not how the saying goes, but life hasn’t given me anything yet 1.4286 0.05910 112 72 32 8
695 Trust me hon, these lemons are to die for 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
696 Who would have thought there was such a dark side to that proverb? 1.4276 0.05514 145 97 34 14
697 So what are you supposed to do when ‘death’ hands you lemons? 1.4275 0.05432 138 90 37 11
698 So, all of a sudden, you're not thirsty? 1.4274 0.05630 124 80 35 9
699 I told you we didn't need the vaccine and would be socializing with the neighbors before we knew it. 1.4273 0.06387 110 74 25 11
700 I ordered takeout for your mom. 1.4267 0.05463 150 101 34 15
701 When death gives you lemons...you take them. 1.4267 0.05211 150 98 40 12
702 Relax, they're horror d'oeuvres. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
703 They’re good . . . , but they’re not for everyone. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
704 Are these organic? 1.4264 0.05695 129 85 33 11
705 No dear, you're thinking of Life. 1.4264 0.05695 129 85 33 11
706 ‘When life…,’ sure, but this seems like uncharted territory. 1.4264 0.05587 129 84 35 10
707 What, they make killer lemonade 1.4264 0.05800 129 86 31 12
708 It's a food swap. I gave him my sole. He's giving me deviled eggs. 1.4262 0.06259 122 84 24 14
709 And when Death gives you lemons, well, at least you know you fought to the bitter end! 1.4262 0.06039 122 82 28 12
710 Well it’s not like it’ll kill me to take them, right Janet? 1.4262 0.06259 122 84 24 14
711 This is the last time we are buying things off craigslist. 1.4261 0.06425 115 79 23 13
712 C’mon, these can’t be any worse than the burritos we ate at Taco Bell last night. 1.4261 0.06059 115 76 29 10
713 After the last year death has had, showing up on our doorstep with lemons? The least we can do is make lemonade, Karen. 1.4259 0.06058 108 70 30 8
714 Will the US supply chain ever be back to normal? 1.4259 0.06199 108 71 28 9
715 Hey - When death gives you lemons...what are you supposed to do? 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
716 They didn’t say anything about when death gives you lemons 1.4255 0.05253 141 91 40 10
717 Honey, he specifically said don’t make lemonade with these. 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
718 I’ve been told that these are to die for! 1.4254 0.05543 134 88 35 11
719 When Death gives you lemons, you make Lemon Drop Martinis. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
720 It's OK - they're organic. 1.4250 0.05877 120 79 31 10
721 Well one can’t kill me dear. 1.4250 0.05634 120 77 35 8
722 Didn't the realtor mention something about high turnover in this neighborhood? 1.4250 0.06111 120 81 27 12
723 With his hands full he can’t use the scythe. 1.4250 0.05757 120 78 33 9
724 You first, dear! 1.4248 0.06386 113 77 24 12
725 Forget lemonade. When Death hands you lemons, you take them and keep your trap shut. 1.4248 0.06261 113 76 26 11
726 He's sorry about your mom and wanted to leave you a little remembrance 1.4247 0.05219 146 95 40 11
727 When death gives you lemons, reach for the gin. 1.4245 0.05683 139 94 31 14
728 We should have done something with these when Life was handing them out. 1.4244 0.05345 172 120 31 21
729 Don't worry. He says he's vaccinated. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
730 Of course I’m taking them. Have you seen what they cost lately? 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
731 What do you think -- devilled or not? 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
732 I dunno. I've only heard about what to do when life gives you lemons. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
733 YOU ask him if he’s vaccinated. 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
734 Now who’s being cynical? 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
735 He said it’s up to us, as long as it’s NOT lemonade. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
736 Do you think I should make lemonade? 1.4234 0.06595 111 77 21 13
737 He says COVID met all the quotas for last 2 years and he had to diversify! 1.4234 0.05835 137 94 28 15
738 When Death gives you lemons, make your will. 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
739 He started gardening during lockdown. 1.4224 0.05496 116 73 37 6
740 He claims he's from Amazon 1.4224 0.06017 116 77 29 10
741 He’s new in town, says they’ll make killer lemonade 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
742 $4.99? Around the corner, Life is handing these out for free! 1.4220 0.06684 109 76 20 13
743 He's making amends for the incident with Fluffy. 1.4220 0.06684 109 76 20 13
744 It’s like when life gives you lemons but you add vodka and fear. 1.4220 0.06555 109 75 22 12
745 God Bernice, who’s ever heard of poisoned lemons? It’s apples that you should watch out for. 1.4214 0.05076 140 89 43 8
746 When Death brings you lemons, make a cocktail? 1.4214 0.05651 140 95 31 14
747 It’s cool, I’m vaccinated 1.4214 0.05559 140 94 33 13
748 If I were you, I'd give him tequila. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
749 After one of these, you won't have to worry about the "a lifetime on the hips" part. 1.4211 0.05867 133 91 28 14
750 He said ‘they are to die for’ 1.4211 0.06091 114 76 28 10
751 There's a saying for something like this, but I can't think of it for the life of me. 1.4211 0.06462 114 79 22 13
752 He's filling in for Life this week. 1.4211 0.05696 114 73 34 7
753 Okay, I know what to do when LIFE gives me lemons, but… 1.4207 0.05331 145 96 37 12
754 But honey, it’s such a bargain. 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
755 Come on hon, we just survived COVID, what could it hurt? 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
756 Well, I mean - have you ever TRIED his beignets? They are to die for!! 1.4204 0.05279 157 106 36 15
757 So it would be OK if LIFE gave me lemons? 1.4202 0.05907 119 79 30 10
758 Don’t worry - it’s gluten-free 1.4202 0.05785 119 78 32 9
759 Life was invited to the Hamptons this weekend. 1.4202 0.05403 119 75 38 6
760 It wouldn't kill us to try something new. 1.4201 0.05077 169 114 39 16
761 I know, dear, but apparently his lemonade is to die for. 1.4200 0.05205 150 99 39 12
762 If you’ve ever tried moms lemon squares, this makes sense.” 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
763 What's the worst that could happen? 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
764 If we don't like them, we can give them to your mother. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
765 He says there's no time for lemonade. 1.4198 0.05078 131 82 43 6
766 Honey, I'm making a meringue. You only make lemonade when Life gives you lemons. 1.4196 0.06296 112 76 25 11
767 I had not realized that my vitamin C deficiency had gotten this bad. 1.4196 0.05762 112 72 33 7
768 No, that's only for when Life gives you lemons. 1.4196 0.06035 112 74 29 9
769 The ones from Florida were getting too expensive 1.4196 0.06035 112 74 29 9
770 These knishes are to die for 1.4194 0.05621 124 81 34 9
771 I guess you'll be making the lemonade. 1.4194 0.05961 124 84 28 12
772 Don't worry. It's just those cutbacks. Life and Death had to start job sharing. 1.4194 0.06070 124 85 26 13
773 There were some budget cuts at Amazon Fresh 1.4194 0.05621 124 81 34 9
774 Oh stop being such a pessimist 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
775 When life gives you lem.. uh oh. 1.4190 0.06737 105 73 20 12
776 When Death hands you limes, make margaritas. 1.4188 0.06564 117 83 19 15
777 These are going to be the death of me, but I just can’t resist 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
778 Sure, everyone knows what to do when ‘Life’ gives you lemons, but this is exciting new territory. 1.4188 0.06218 117 80 25 12
779 Should we ask if he’s vaccinated? 1.4184 0.05883 141 99 25 17
780 Eat up. There won't be any seconds. 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
781 It's the processed sugar that kills you. 1.4182 0.05972 110 72 30 8
782 Not sure what you do when Death hands you lemons. 1.4182 0.05305 165 114 33 18
783 Lemon is the new apple 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
784 Looks like you'll have to make your own damn lemonade. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
785 Do you want the best Limoncello of your life or not? 1.4180 0.05314 122 77 39 6
786 Last year it was zucchini. 1.4179 0.05734 134 91 30 13
787 I don't know, is it the same as when life hands you lemons? 1.4179 0.05535 134 89 34 11
788 When death gives you lemons, you just keep the lemons 1.4176 0.04913 170 113 43 14
789 Oh honey, I wish you wouldn’t always be so suspicious… 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
790 Oh that's just the our Neighbour Billy, he's decided to dress up as an oxymoron this Halloween. 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
791 When death gives you lemons, no amount of lemonade is gonna help. 1.4173 0.05856 127 86 29 12
792 I’m impressed. Normally Death just gives you demons. 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
793 Why don’t you go first 1.4167 0.06188 108 72 27 9
794 Wait, did he say "Soul food", or "Soul for Food"? 1.4167 0.06188 108 72 27 9
795 It's a twist on, "When life gives you lemons." 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
796 „Oh come on, those brats from the lemonade stand had it coming!“ 1.4167 0.05895 132 91 27 14
797 He says I can do whatever the heck I want with the lemons, honey. He’s not as demanding as Life. 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
798 All year you've said, when life give you lemons make lemonade. Now it's a problem. 1.4160 0.05469 125 81 36 8
799 I know what they say about life giving you lemons, but . . . 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
800 I'm just having one; it's not going to kill me. 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
801 Well do you want lemonade or not? 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
802 Lets try em. He says they're to die for. 1.4153 0.06057 118 80 27 11
803 I only buy direct from the farmer. That non-organic stuff will kill you. 1.4153 0.06292 118 82 23 13
804 He says he'll eat one first, but I'm not sure that tells us anything. 1.4153 0.06176 118 81 25 12
805 Honestly, you can’t expect me to make the best out of every situation 1.4153 0.05687 118 77 33 8
806 I'm guessing that when death gives you lemons, you just eat them. 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
807 I know what to do if life gave me lemons. Can you Google what the protocol is for death?" 1.4148 0.05298 135 88 38 9
808 …and when Death gives you lemons, you make a killer merengue pie. 1.4146 0.06209 123 86 23 14
809 It’s okay. I’m fully vaccinated. 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
810 I simply mentioned that your mother MIGHT be coming over later.” @newyorkercartoon 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
811 He says they are home made and to die for. 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
812 Well, we survived Trump and Covid... 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
813 When Death gives you lemons, you just say, “Thank you,” and don’t ask questions. 1.4128 0.06143 109 73 27 9
814 Door Dash is hiring people who are not afraid of COVID-19 1.4128 0.06414 109 75 23 11
815 Do I still make lemonade or…? 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
816 What’s the difference in the end, really? 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
817 I used the app. 1.4127 0.05992 126 87 26 13
818 He has such a zest for life. 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
819 My mom always said: “When death gives you lemons, you should just give up.” 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
820 Trust me, these are killer croissants. 1.4122 0.05923 131 91 26 14
821 What are we suppose to make when Death gives us lemons? 1.4118 0.06133 119 82 25 12
822 Ask if they are local.... 1.4118 0.06286 102 68 26 8
823 They no longer have the zest for life. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
824 It’s best not to say no. 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
825 Who says irony is dead? 1.4112 0.05627 107 68 34 5
826 “Instead of lemonade, I think we better make reparations...” 1.4112 0.06078 107 71 28 8
827 I usually get them from life. 1.4112 0.05932 107 70 30 7
828 „I thought he was from your side of the family.“ 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
829 I’m saving the calories for Death by Chocolate. 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
830 Relax honey! there are no Reaper-cussions with just trying one 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
831 "They are keto." 1.4107 0.06156 112 76 26 10
832 These are really good.I’ve had them before and I’m still here. 1.4107 0.06285 112 77 24 11
833 I know what I'm supposed to do when life gives me lemons, Tiffany, but now I'm not sure 1.4107 0.06024 112 75 28 9
834 He recommends the lemonade. 1.4107 0.05160 112 69 40 3
835 Yes,he said,"literally". 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
836 If it’s any consolation, we only need the zest 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
837 I left my soul in the car, can you get this? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
838 Maybe it's a 'glass half-empty' kind of thing? 1.4103 0.05841 117 78 30 9
839 Trust me Beverly, I AM aware of the irony of this situation 1.4103 0.06088 117 80 26 11
840 My lemon bar recipe is to die for. 1.4103 0.05966 117 79 28 10
841 Well, at this point would we even want to make lemonade 1.4103 0.05966 117 79 28 10
842 At this point, why not? 1.4103 0.05966 117 79 28 10
843 It’s Ok, we played chess and I won. 1.4103 0.06208 117 81 24 12
844 Honey, remind me what to do when death gives you lemons 1.4103 0.06208 117 81 24 12
845 Margaritas for the road then? 1.4101 0.05385 139 93 35 11
846 These are The Scones From Hell. 1.4100 0.07398 100 74 11 15
847 It's okay -- he said their organic. 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
848 These Instacart deliveries are getting weird. 1.4098 0.06242 122 86 22 14
849 Well, we ARE new to the neighborhood. 1.4095 0.05852 105 68 31 6
850 What a deal. Six for the price of two. 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
851 Of course I know they’re warmed over. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
852 Damned if we do, damned if we don't. 1.4091 0.06623 110 78 19 13
853 Yeah, but when Death hands them to you, make a dozen Tom Collins. And fast. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
854 He is deadly serious so I figure what the Hell? 1.4091 0.05498 154 108 29 17
855 I hear you, but we can take a couple to the new neighbors with the outdoor music system and light show before we try them ourselves. 1.4091 0.05983 132 93 24 15
856 But what happens when Death gives you lemons?” 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
857 I heard this food delivery app is making a killing. 1.4091 0.05960 110 73 29 8
858 I like the lemons that life gives me better. 1.4088 0.05727 137 95 28 14
859 Good news—it’s not his signature dessert, Death by Chocolate. 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
860 You never know who they'll send when you use one of these delivery apps. 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
861 Something tells me these aren’t for lemonade 1.4087 0.05646 115 75 33 7
862 He’d like you to make him a lemon meringue pie in exchange for a few extra years. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
863 The good news is I don't actually have to make anything. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
864 He said he was vaccinated. 1.4082 0.05952 98 63 30 5
865 I told him I'm allergic 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
866 Back off, Bridgette! You just don't get me! 1.4078 0.06535 103 71 22 10
867 It's either this or you have to dance with him. 1.4078 0.06083 103 68 28 7
868 He's giving us dinner. How grim can he be? 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
869 Well, it ain't from Whole Foods" 1.4077 0.05951 130 91 25 14
870 I beat him at chess, so now he just likes playing weird mind games. 1.4074 0.06450 108 75 22 11
871 Do you think he’ll let us borrow his knife? 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
872 Welcome to the gig economy. Even the grim reaper has to do DoorDash on the side. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
873 The muffins are for me, and the tolling bell is for you 1.4068 0.06281 118 83 22 13
874 Death to clichés. 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
875 We should invite him over for dinner when your mother visits. 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
876 He says, try them and you'll think you've died and gone to heaven. 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
877 Maybe we should have asked for contactless delivery. 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
878 What? He said they were to die for! 1.4062 0.05483 128 85 34 9
879 Wait, what was it we were supposed to do when death gives us lemons? 1.4062 0.05370 128 84 36 8
880 He's going to want the tray back--it's his mothers. 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
881 You know, if we were in a cartoon, the caption would be obvious. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
882 What are we supposed to do when Death hands us lemons? 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
883 He may be grim, but they’re delicious. 1.4057 0.06110 106 71 27 8
884 Life can give you lemons, but death should really add salt and tequila. 1.4057 0.06256 106 72 25 9
885 You might need to find another ride home. 1.4054 0.06054 111 75 27 9
886 I thought it was life that handed you lemons. 1.4054 0.05335 111 70 37 4
887 I don’t know…something about making lemonade. 1.4052 0.05740 116 77 31 8
888 I guess this is a good time to tell you that I got laid off 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
889 Maybe next time don’t tell everyone you’re been dying to make lemon bars, Irene. 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
890 He kills for a living, but his passion is baked goods. 1.4052 0.05996 116 79 27 10
891 Who would have thought death has a sense of humor? 1.4052 0.05996 116 79 27 10
892 Table for Two says these empanadas are to die for. 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
893 They say his hors d'eouvres are to die for... 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
894 Hon, search NYT Cooking for "when death hands you lemons." 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
895 I think it's okay, Eve, as long as they aren't apples. 1.4048 0.05425 126 83 35 8
896 I know what you're supposed to do when life does this, but what do you do when death gives you lemons ? 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
897 Even this beats dinner at your mother's. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
898 We'll have to invite him over for drinks, now. 1.4040 0.06408 99 67 24 8
899 He says there are no nuts in it. 1.4040 0.05076 151 101 39 11
900 I’m just happy to be dining without the mask. 1.4038 0.06484 104 72 22 10
901 Quickly, honey... ask Alexa what the opposite of lemonade is. 1.4038 0.06339 104 71 24 9
902 It's from his Last Supper Menu. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
903 Apparently Life took the day off 1.4037 0.06401 109 76 22 11
904 Go ahead and try one, it's your funeral. 1.4035 0.06068 114 78 26 10
905 I make a killer lemonade. 1.4035 0.06195 114 79 24 11
906 See, the new neighborhood isn't so bad. 1.4035 0.05672 114 75 32 7
907 Well, life gave me lemons so it's only natural for Death to give me limes. 1.4035 0.05807 114 76 30 8
908 I don't think the calories will be a problem." 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
909 I told him it wasn't necessary to give us something when he returned the plate...but he insisted 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
910 Life, Death…It’s lemonade either way. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
911 Must be keto diet- this dude's zero percent body fat. 1.4032 0.05941 124 86 26 12
912 He says they're freshly scythed. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
913 Honestly, I'm reluctant to make this lemonade. 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
914 I forgot whether 'till death do us part' was in our vows? 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
915 They are from your mother! 1.4029 0.05929 139 100 22 17
916 Never look a gift corpse in the mouth. 1.4020 0.06272 102 69 25 8
917 You know, whatever doesn't kill you... 1.4020 0.06272 102 69 25 8
918 Why not? It can’t be any worse than yours. 1.4019 0.05918 107 71 29 7
919 He seems nice. 1.4019 0.06209 107 73 25 9
920 When death gives you lemons you need to make something stronger than lemonade. 1.4019 0.06065 107 72 27 8
921 They never really prepared us for this scenario. 1.4019 0.06065 107 72 27 8
922 No honey, it was his pomegranates Persephone ate, not the lemons. 1.4019 0.06349 107 74 23 10
923 Honey, it’s for you! 1.4019 0.06349 107 74 23 10
924 Didn't you give six lemons to your mom yesterday? 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
925 He says these lemons will make killer lemonade! 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
926 Relax Honey,if he wanted to kill you he would have brought peanuts. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
927 Where’s your mask?” I said but he swears he’s been fully vaccinated. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
928 He says he’s with the Welcome Wagon. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
929 This is absolutely the last time we order from UberEats. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
930 Sure. "Pan de muerto" means bread rolls 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
931 I don't know if I should accept them. He's not wearing a mask. 1.4016 0.05896 122 84 27 11
932 You have to taste these. They are to die for. 1.4016 0.06010 122 85 25 12
933 You'll be pleased to know that your last meal is gluten-free. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
934 I'll make it, but I won't drink it. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
935 They make for killer margaritas. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
936 Of course,they're hot! 1.4015 0.05877 132 93 25 14
937 He said the lemonade they make is to die for. 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
938 He says we can make lemonade, and he's awfully convincing. 1.4015 0.05228 137 91 37 9
939 Life has supply chain issues. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
940 In this case I think I’ll make daiquiris. 1.4000 0.06354 110 77 22 11
941 Should I ask if they're organic? 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
942 Something about a ‘last supper’??? 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
943 Is this your mother's recipe? 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
944 I know what to do when Life gives you lemons, but I’m stymied here. 1.4000 0.05356 110 70 36 4
945 When death gives you lemons, make lemonade and give it to someone else. 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
946 He says not to worry—he was sharpening his scythe on our lemon tree and they fell off. 1.4000 0.06151 115 80 24 11
947 When Death hands you lemons,do you still have to make lemonade? 1.4000 0.05902 125 87 26 12
948 I bet your mother would love these. 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
949 But Honey they are free! 1.4000 0.06712 105 75 18 12
950 We might as well make the worst of it. 1.4000 0.06085 110 75 26 9
951 If death gives you lemons, make whiskey sours 1.4000 0.06712 105 75 18 12
952 Well we already know what to do when life gives your lemons! 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
953 Looks like he's expanded a few steps beyond reaping. 1.4000 0.05659 110 72 32 6
954 I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure the answer isn't to make lemonade. 1.4000 0.05805 110 73 30 7
955 I know what to do when life does it, but death?? 1.4000 0.05767 115 77 30 8
956 I’ve decided to go back to gluten. 1.4000 0.06290 105 72 24 9
957 Babe, that's fake news. He's really full of life! 1.4000 0.06030 100 66 28 6
958 No problem! I sold your soul 1.3987 0.05355 153 107 31 15
959 Either way, it's lemons. 1.3984 0.06008 128 91 23 14
960 I told you scurvy was a real thing. 1.3984 0.06080 123 87 23 13
961 He doesn't like to brag, but he says they're just to die for. 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
962 Don’t worry, they’re gluten-free. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
963 Since when did we refuse a neighbor's gift based on their occupation? 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
964 When Death hands you lemons, invite Life over for lemonade. 1.3983 0.06154 118 83 23 12
965 This is not another ploy by your mother, is it? 1.3982 0.06227 113 79 23 11
966 They’re from his COVID-19 victory garden 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
967 I know, Honey, but lemonade is lemonade! 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
968 He's came over to welcome us to the neighborhood. Marie. It would be rude not accept them. What could go wrong? 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
969 When death gives us lemons, Dr. Fauci would advise us not to make lemonade. 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
970 Have some. The taste is to die for. 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
971 What? You think he is overpaying for my soul? 1.3980 0.07067 98 71 15 12
972 Beats hemlock. 1.3978 0.06861 93 65 19 9
973 I know, but what do they say you should do when it's Death that hands you lemons? 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
974 I take it you ordered the death by chocolate? 1.3968 0.05755 126 87 28 11
975 No worries honey, he's on Instagram and has more than a million followers. 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
976 His fritters are to die for. 1.3967 0.06152 121 86 22 13
977 Well, I did say “I’m dying for a lemonade” didn’t I? 1.3966 0.05320 116 75 36 5
978 hey, what could go wrong?! 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
979 No no, not lemonade... I heard that when Death gives you lemons, you're supposed to make lemon chiffon cake 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
980 Same day delivery never ceases to amaze me 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
981 It’s my turn to eat forbidden fruit. You had the apple and look where that got us! 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
982 God Margo, you really need to learn to be more trusting. 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
983 You know, Life isn't even giving out lemons anymore. 1.3958 0.06191 96 64 26 6
984 Ironic, right? 1.3958 0.06536 96 66 22 8
985 So much more personal than delivery by drones 1.3956 0.06420 91 61 24 6
986 Of course they’re organic. 1.3956 0.06608 91 62 22 7
987 I didn’t get the memo on when DEATH gives you lemons… 1.3955 0.05994 134 97 21 16
988 When Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When Death gives you lemons, you, uh, you... 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
989 He says Life gave them to him... 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
990 Again,remind me why you signed me up for the Grim Reaper food delivery service? 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
991 Honey, he says they’re artisanal AND locally sourced. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
992 The first step in negotiating is establishing goodwill. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
993 You were the one who asked for the manager, Karen. 1.3945 0.06899 109 81 13 15
994 What do you think is the exact opposite of making lemonade? 1.3945 0.05533 109 71 33 5
995 You know I can’t resist a good deal 1.3945 0.05684 109 72 31 6
996 We can make anything except lemonade. 1.3942 0.06174 104 71 25 8
997 I'm going to accept because, technically, he's not a stranger. 1.3942 0.06470 104 73 21 10
998 OK, so what do you make when Death gives you lemons? 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
999 It’d be rude to say no… 1.3939 0.05242 132 88 36 8
1000 And you thought our new neighbors were unfriendly. 1.3937 0.05262 127 84 36 7
1001 I heard they taste heavenly 1.3936 0.06091 94 62 27 5
1002 You dead either way 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1003 "He makes a lemon cake to die for" 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
1004 You gotta try it, his lemonade is to die for! 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
1005 And the second corollary is when death gives you limes. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1006 Lemonade's not going to cut it,I'm thinking limoncello. 1.3926 0.05267 135 91 35 9
1007 OMG - I’m dying for these sliders 1.3925 0.05751 107 71 30 6
1008 He said to eat dessert first. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
1009 You just HAD to sell your soul for lemonade 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
1010 I guess this means we didn’t succeed at the whole lemonade thing. 1.3923 0.05294 130 87 35 8
1011 Should we ask him if he's been vaccinated? 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
1012 What saying? 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
1013 But they are still hot from the oven! 1.3917 0.05332 120 79 35 6
1014 I’m working on a killer tequila recipe 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
1015 He said Life is on a leave, he's only covering this week 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
1016 Well, the good news is life won’t hand me any more lemons! 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
1017 For Pete's sake, Ilene, a few carbs won't kill me. 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
1018 No, when Death hands you lemons, you make Whiskey Sours. 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
1019 He also wants some sugar,a pitcher and a mop. 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
1020 Isn’t there a saying for this? 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
1021 What's the opposite of 'when life gives you lemons'? 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
1022 He says it's good for weight loss. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
1023 Honey, what’s the opposite of lemonade? 1.3909 0.06071 110 76 25 9
1024 I am not making any damn lemonade. 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
1025 Seriously? It's my cholesterol you're concerned about? 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
1026 My lemon puff pastries are to die for. 1.3905 0.05975 105 71 27 7
1027 How do I make the opposite of lemonade? 1.3905 0.05975 105 71 27 7
1028 I say we spike the lemonade. 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
1029 i know what to do when life gives you lemons but what am i supposed to do now? 1.3904 0.05444 146 103 29 14
1030 They’re just so much cheaper than organic. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
1031 Honey, I don’t think Death buys organic. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
1032 Something tells me these lemons aren’t organic Susan 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
1033 I'm not sure what the protocol is. 1.3900 0.06178 100 68 25 7
1034 He says he’s making amends for your mother. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
1035 I got enough optimistic platitudes from life. I’m just going to throw these at cars 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
1036 Somehow,this doesn’t seem like a fair exchange. 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
1037 You know what they say - when death gives you lemons make a run for it. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
1038 No, they are pronounced “de-mons” 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
1039 Barry makes a killer whiskey sour. 1.3895 0.06574 95 66 21 8
1040 He thought we might enjoy his filet of soul. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
1041 Care for one? Ladies first. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
1042 So, all you're getting from this scenario is that I look like John Waters? 1.3889 0.06065 126 91 21 14
1043 When death gives you lemons, don't drink the lemonade. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1044 I’ve been so blown away by everyone’s generosity since the masks have come off!!” 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
1045 It's a token of his appreciation for the great year he's having. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
1046 When death gives you lemons, it’s too late for optimism 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
1047 I thought the saying was: If Life gives you lemons... 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1048 I am wildly unprepared for this situation 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
1049 close enough. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1050 I think if we take these, it may be game over. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
1051 What time is your Mother arriving? 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
1052 Whoa! Alice you really startled me. This is our new neighbor, Grim... Repair, was it? Is that French? 1.3883 0.05891 103 69 28 6
1053 ‘You’ll never guess what he usually reaps’ 1.3883 0.06358 103 72 22 9
1054 I know you asked for limes and not lemons, but something tells me this guy won't take complaints in a good manner. 1.3883 0.06506 103 73 20 10
1055 A new adage is about to be born. 1.3881 0.05287 134 91 34 9
1056 What are you supposed to do when Death gives you lemons? 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
1057 It's strange, he says it's a house warming present, but I'm not planning on moving anywhere. 1.3878 0.06746 98 70 18 10
1058 We should make him some of your famous angel food cake! 1.3878 0.06091 98 66 26 6
1059 I know you asked for seven lemons for the centerpiece, not six, but I’m not going to argue with this man, Susan. 1.3878 0.06589 98 69 20 9
1060 Try one. They're deadly. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
1061 Are you interested in any of these, Eve? 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1062 Are they good? He says these are to die for. 1.3874 0.05303 111 72 35 4
1063 They’ll be the death of you. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1064 They say his lemonade is to die for 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1065 He really wants to be on that British baking show. 1.3871 0.06310 93 63 24 6
1066 Have one. They're to die for. 1.3871 0.06492 93 64 22 7
1067 Oh, I still make lemonade. I just don't drink it. 1.3871 0.06310 93 63 24 6
1068 Death likes his lemonade bitter-sweet. 1.3871 0.05336 124 83 34 7
1069 What’s the worst that can happen? 1.3868 0.06369 106 75 21 10
1070 Eve, try one of these.... 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
1071 Well do you want to tell him they don’t look so fresh? 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
1072 THIS,is irony. 1.3868 0.06645 106 77 17 12
1073 This is going to make a killer lemonade honey! 1.3868 0.06369 106 75 21 10
1074 It’s ok, he said they’re gluten free” 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
1075 They say this pan de muerto is to die for. 1.3868 0.05619 106 70 31 5
1076 He said reaping isn’t what is used to be. 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
1077 He says that the scones are to die for. 1.3866 0.06098 119 85 22 12
1078 Not everything he reaps is grim. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
1079 I feel like this is a metaphor for something, but I just can't place it" 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
1080 You know, 'life' has always been an euphemism. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
1081 If Death gives you lemons, Run! 1.3861 0.05965 101 68 27 6
1082 What do you mean, ask him for ice too? 1.3861 0.06288 101 70 23 8
1083 When death gives you lemons, you make a quick exit." 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
1084 He wants me to pass these around while he gets to know you better. 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
1085 Apparently, it's not just life that gives us lemons 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
1086 Honey, Its Devils food cake and he said we've earned it. 1.3854 0.06846 96 69 17 10
1087 I told you the job market was bad. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1088 This lemonade is to die for. 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
1089 The Reaper's are welcoming us to the neighborhood​ 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
1090 Relax, it's all natural. 1.3846 0.05393 130 89 32 9
1091 It’s to die for! 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
1092 So what do we do when Death gives us lemons? 1.3846 0.06597 104 75 18 11
1093 Think positive. Get the Juicer. 1.3846 0.06399 91 62 23 6
1094 He heard scurvy deaths were on the rise. 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
1095 What happens when Death hands you lemons? 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
1096 I didn’t realize how desperate we were to look on the bright side. 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
1097 no Margaret, I think making lemonade is the LAST thing we should do with these. 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
1098 I'm still gonna make lemonade. 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
1099 When death gives you lemons, Linda. The lemonade you make is to die for. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
1100 I’m broke, Do you have any soul left to pay the man? 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
1101 I think we’re gonna need extra sugar for this lemonade. 1.3838 0.06042 99 67 26 6
1102 'This the best thing that's happened this year' 1.3838 0.06991 99 73 14 12
1103 Should be okay, we’re vaccinated. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
1104 When Death gives you lemons? You make a whisky sour, of course. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
1105 He just reaped what others sowed, honey. It’s not his fault he ended up with so many lemons. 1.3833 0.05317 120 80 34 6
1106 I’m not sure of the protocol here. 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
1107 It's a killer dessert 1.3832 0.05418 107 70 33 4
1108 I assumed I'd be making lemonade, but now that you've pointed that out . . . . 1.3832 0.05578 107 71 31 5
1109 Looks like we’re not the only ones who’ve spent the pandemic exploring role play. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1110 He says they’re to die for. Let’s give ‘em a try. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1111 We’re advised to rethink the lemonade thing. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
1112 You know what they say, when death gives you lemons. Right? 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
1113 What are you supposed to do when it's Death that hands you lemons? 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
1114 Quick! What's the opposite of making lemonade? 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
1115 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When Death gives you lemons, make out your will. 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
1116 These desserts are to die for 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1117 my soul doesn’t go as far as it used to 1.3818 0.06055 110 77 24 9
1118 Well what the hell are we supposed to do with these? 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
1119 I'm sure it's like when life gives you lemons. 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
1120 You always think of the worst. 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
1121 He says I'm doomed to a life of eternal damnation, but he brought lemon puffs! 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
1122 Does it really matter who gives them to you? 1.3814 0.05943 97 65 27 5
1123 These are for the unvaccinated. 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
1124 C’mon, honey. When was the last time life offered us lemons? They’re on a platter! 1.3814 0.05759 97 64 29 4
1125 He's welcoming us to Flint. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
1126 I know he’s going to kill me but the lemons are free! 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1127 I’m guessing this is not going to be ending with lemonade. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
1128 They said that bribing does wonders 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1129 Relax, he'll give the dish back 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
1130 I figured I could make my famous lemon bars for my mother-in-law.. 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
1131 It's ok. Today is my cheat day. 1.3804 0.06152 92 62 25 5
1132 I know what to do when Life gives you lemons. But what about Death? 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
1133 Actually, a lot of Trump staffers are hurting for work right now. 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
1134 I heard it’s the ultimate cleanse—like the last one you’ll ever need to do! 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
1135 it’s OK Carol, these are limes 1.3804 0.05955 92 61 27 4
1136 When death gives you lemons you make tequila shots 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
1137 This has got to be some kind of test. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
1138 It's either do or die. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
1139 Well, since life has always handed me a bowl of lemons, maybe the reverse is actually a good omen. 1.3800 0.05646 100 66 30 4
1140 He said Life was bringing the tequila 1.3800 0.06784 100 73 16 11
1141 Yes, Karen, I know the saying. But what about when death gives you lemons? 1.3800 0.06159 100 69 24 7
1142 What do we make when Death gives us lemons? 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
1143 I told you I didn’t like lemonade, but you just kept making it. Well, not this time, Carol. Not this time. 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
1144 He says he's from the welcoming committee... 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
1145 He says Life gave him these lemons, but he doesn’t know what it means. 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
1146 It must be a sickle joke. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
1147 When death gives you lemons, you get lemonAIDs and then you die 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1148 Lemons are lemons, Cheryl 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
1149 Honey, this is what we sold our souls for? 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
1150 I can make some killer lemon bars with these 1.3789 0.05831 95 63 28 4
1151 I want to find out what happens when death gives you lemons. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1152 Martha, what's the worst that could happen? 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1153 He said they’re not fattening .I believe him. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1154 It’s a variant. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1155 The fruit of the month club is forever. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
1156 Come on darling, he promised they are organic. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
1157 Six for a dollar? This is a steal. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
1158 I think the saying is meant to apply to all allegorical personifications. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
1159 If you tried them, you'd know they're to die for. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
1160 Don’t be such a sourpuss. You only live once” 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
1161 'You won't die if you don't eat them.' 1.3778 0.05604 90 58 30 2
1162 Just heat and serve. The dish is called: Death Warmed Over. 1.3778 0.06811 90 64 18 8
1163 Really! The number of lemons is what you find weird here? 1.3778 0.06811 90 64 18 8
1164 He said he can't take it with him. 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
1165 I guess Life is still behind from 2020 and had to call in backup. 1.3776 0.07182 98 74 11 13
1166 Would you say this is parody or satire? 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
1167 I'll only pass them around to people we can't stand. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
1168 This lemonade I’m making is to die for. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
1169 I already asked if they were gluten-free” 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1170 Don’t worry, they’re baked not fried 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1171 He said - When life hands you lemons ... 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
1172 I thought we ordered wings 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
1173 He says he’s been vaccinated, honey 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
1174 What is it we do when Death gives us lemons? 1.3769 0.05380 130 90 31 9
1175 They come with a lifetime guarantee. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
1176 It's more ethical than shopping at Amazon. 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
1177 Now I'm really confused. Should I still make lemonade? 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
1178 This cartoon is a trap. They’re baiting you into making an obvious pun on ‘when life gives you lemons’ but you won’t win the contest that way. The only way to win is with a caption that offers a meta-commentary on the contest itself. 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
1179 I mean there's no idiom for this so I guess we'll just wing it 1.3763 0.06099 93 63 25 5
1180 They say when Death gives you lemons , you make your last will and testament. 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1181 I hear his lemon drops are to die for. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1182 Nice try Death. I have scurvy! 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
1183 This was a brilliant idea. Tell your parents dinner’s ready. 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
1184 I always knew what to do when Life gives you lemons, but this is... 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
1185 We can bring these over to your mother. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1186 It's OK; it's low carb 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1187 I’ve survived worse at your mother’s house. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1188 He says that “Best by” date thing is way overrated. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1189 Believe me, it’s to die for. 1.3750 0.06720 104 77 15 12
1190 He said he got the recipe from your Grandma Millie. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
1191 He would like you to join him for dinner. 1.3750 0.06664 96 69 18 9
1192 Did not see this one coming 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1193 I’ve been putting him off this way for years. 1.3750 0.05970 96 65 26 5
1194 We've got vodka in the freezer, right dear? 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
1195 he's vaccinated. don't worry 1.3750 0.05970 96 65 26 5
1196 With everything that Life has been pulling lately, Death has had to diversify 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
1197 I assume these aren’t organic. 1.3739 0.05449 115 78 31 6
1198 It’s ok, he said he doesn’t want anything in return. 1.3738 0.05559 107 72 30 5
1199 They still look fresh. 1.3738 0.05867 107 74 26 7
1200 Hon, what do they always say? When death gives you lemons.. 1.3737 0.05668 99 66 29 4
1201 How did you think Mike’s Hard Lemonade was made Carol? 1.3737 0.06671 99 72 17 10
1202 Yes, he looks a little suspicious, but he says they are organic and gluten free. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1203 I say we make something with a twist. 1.3736 0.06182 91 62 24 5
1204 Are we supposed to make lemonade from these, too? 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
1205 and when Death gives you lemons, you make sangria! 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
1206 I'm not sure what to make when Death gives me lemons. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
1207 Well maybe he wouldn’t be so grim if he had a little more vitamin C. 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
1208 Does the rule still hold when Death gives you lemons? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
1209 He's rehabilitating his image. 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1210 Where's the justice? On Death Row I'd get to choose my last meal. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1211 To go back on the deal now would be suicide. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1212 I don't know, maybe we shouldn't accept these. He isn't wearing a mask. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
1213 Care for some lemonento mori? 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
1214 It’s my dying wish; death by juice cleanse. 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
1215 Well, they do say life is sweet.. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1216 When death give you lemons...just take the lemons. 1.3721 0.06416 86 59 22 5
1217 The caterers are running a skeleton staff 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
1218 I'll take what can, life hasn't given me a lot lately. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
1219 The meringue pies these make are to die for,honey. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
1220 Who would have guessed he has this side gig? 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
1221 When death gives you lemons, it scares the pith out of you. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
1222 Don't be astonished, Martha. As you sow, so shall you reap 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1223 Death sucks...lemons? 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
1224 Aren’t your parents visiting this weekend? 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
1225 He said, "Sorry about your dad, last week", but the 7 on the mailbox looked like a 9! 1.3711 0.06767 97 71 16 10
1226 Everyone who denies the Covid-19 epidemic gets them. 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
1227 What did you want me to do? He kindly stopped for me. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1228 Well, at least I don't have to play chess. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1229 My therapist said I should invite him to dinner 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
1230 Well I can’t define irony but I know it when I see it 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
1231 These could not be any worse than the lemons life gave us in 2020. 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1232 Its tempting. Lemons have gotten so pricey. 1.3708 0.05846 89 59 27 3
1233 Apparently not a sweet guy. 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
1234 When death gives you lemons make... dilemma-naide 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1235 When death gives you lemons, you have a lemon allergy 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1236 He says we should shut up and eat our damn lemons. 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1237 Forget lemonade, I think I'm going to need first aid. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
1238 I told you, we are done wiping down our groceries! 1.3707 0.06187 116 85 19 12
1239 He even has a limoncello recipe that’s to die for! 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
1240 It’s called reciprocity, Sharon. We give him treats now and he doesn’t kill us until much, much later. 1.3704 0.06113 108 77 22 9
1241 It makes total sense -- it's not Life that gives you lemons. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
1242 When death hands you a lemon, do you make lemonade? 1.3704 0.05359 108 72 32 4
1243 I always know what to do when life gives me lemons, but this is a first for me. 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
1244 It’s a peace offering from The New Yorker for publishing a tone deaf cartoon featuring Death during a pandemic. 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
1245 I hear they are just to die for. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1246 Uber Eats from Hell’s Kitchen 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1247 The farmers market keeps getting weirder 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1248 I thought the expression was, “When LIFE deals you lemons…” 1.3697 0.05319 119 81 32 6
1249 Don't worry honey, it won't affect my health, he said they're gluten free. 1.3696 0.06863 92 67 16 9
1250 I don’t have the heart to tell him that his brother got us the same thing. 1.3696 0.07367 92 70 10 12
1251 I don't think "making lemonade out of lemons" is going to be our best option. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1252 You can have mine. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1253 I don’t want to hurt his feelings 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1254 He said we can keep the platter. 1.3696 0.05512 92 60 30 2
1255 Oh it's OK, he's vaccinated! 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
1256 I grow them organically with my special, secret-ingredient compost 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
1257 Well you tell me what ‘life’ looks like 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1258 Yeah but when Death hands you lemons, do you still make lemonade? 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
1259 Is it the same deal as when life gives you lemons? 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1260 He said he was "Sorry about the whole COVID thing", let's give him a chance. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
1261 Don’t get too excited, Doris, he’s not here for me yet. His lemon tree is in season and he just wants to be neighborly. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
1262 It turns out that Death can give you lemons too. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1263 Well, I hope you like hot lemonade. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
1264 Would it kill you to be more neighborly 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1265 There is no irony! Death always gives you lemons..... 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1266 Don’t be silly. What could possibly go wrong?” 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1267 But he says they’ll be the best I ever taste. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1268 Betcha these lemons will make one hell of a lemonade 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1269 I know what to do when life gives you lemons but what about this?? 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
1270 Oh be reasonable! Why should we throw 'em away? 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1271 And yet, I still feel compelled to accept. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1272 When death hands you a lemon, ask for tequila and salt. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
1273 You should really stop your whining, Karen. Life doesn’t even want to give you lemons anymore… 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1274 This seems like an obvious regift. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
1275 When you try one, you'll agree these are to die for! 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
1276 These Taste Heavenly.. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
1277 It doesn't matter WHAT he looks like Phyllis. It's time to put prejudice aside. If he says he's the Muffin Man, I believe he's the Muffin Man. 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
1278 This is a nice town. (This is a submission from my 7-year-old, who looks around our town of Santa Fe, New Mexico and constantly asks, 'Why are there only old people here?') 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
1279 He said, they are travel snacks. Are we going some place? 1.3667 0.05795 90 60 27 3
1280 I hear his pierogies are to die for. 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
1281 He says they're drop-dead delicious! 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
1282 They say if life gives you lemons... 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
1283 Farm to table is hard to come by nowadays 1.3663 0.05399 101 67 31 3
1284 Any words of wisdom? 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1285 You still make lemonade, but you lace it with cyanide. 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1286 He says this'll buy us one more year 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1287 Honey, I think the scones are for you. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
1288 Finally, we meet our bitter end. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
1289 What the hell, we can call it demonade. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
1290 No no no, these are Limes. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
1291 He said he wants to make a deal. 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
1292 I'm guessing if Death gives you lemons, it's also worth something. 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
1293 Sorry, Life was busy making other plans 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
1294 He says the secret ingredient is to die for. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
1295 Honey, is this seriously our best offer? 1.3647 0.07070 85 62 15 8
1296 Life is on vacation, want some lemonade? 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1297 Well, it is gin and tonic season 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1298 I don’t know, Cathy, he said his name is Life. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1299 Damn your lemonade, Janice - if Death wants six lemons instead of my life, I'm taking that deal. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1300 I don't know what to do when Death gives me lemons. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1301 When death gives you lemons,what are you supposed to make? 1.3644 0.05978 118 86 21 11
1302 I'm skeptical too but your lemon bars are to die for" 1.3644 0.05978 118 86 21 11
1303 You're always chiding me, 'Get out of your safe zone,' and here's my chance. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
1304 He says they make great lemonade. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1305 I suggest you try one first. 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1306 It’s ok, he said they’re organic. 1.3636 0.06892 88 64 16 8
1307 Lemons are okay. It's apples we need to worry about. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1308 They're funeral cakes; the recipe is to die for! 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
1309 They say to make lemonade if life gives you lemons,but what do you make if death gives you lemons? 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1310 He says a little gluten won't kill you. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1311 When death gives you lemons, don't make anything. Drop them and run like hell. 1.3636 0.05868 121 88 22 11
1312 He says not to overthink it. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1313 Honey, I know we just left Whole Foods but this is a hell of a deal. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1314 Honey, come on. After the year we’ve had… 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1315 Life gave us lemons last year, so this seems right on track for 2021 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1316 You know something is wrong when it’s death giving you lemons. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1317 I finally found someone who wants all those lemons life keeps giving me... 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1318 Who are we to judge, we brought store bought cupcakes to the bake sale 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1319 He feels bad about 2020. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
1320 Don’t worry, he’s wearing a mask. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
1321 Scones! They’re to die for! 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
1322 You know it’s bad when Death is ASKING you to make lemonade. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1323 Um, hi dear. This isn't what it looks like! 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1324 They’re guaranteed to get you to lose weight. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1325 Is making lemonade still the move? 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
1326 See, I told you Linda. It's a community garden, not a cemetery. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1327 You're always telling me what to do when life gives me lemons. How about now? 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
1328 Barb, he says it’s cash only. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
1329 They really are to die for. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1330 He says it’s a going away gift? 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1331 He says they will protect me from covid without the shot. 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
1332 Hush, Marsh! He's dead, not deaf. 1.3619 0.06508 105 78 16 11
1333 I’’be heard that these are to die for! 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1334 Well Doris, this sure is a proverbial phrase with a twist 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1335 You try saying no to him 1.3617 0.05629 94 63 28 3
1336 My third wish was for a lifetime supply of lemons. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1337 I may have bought the farm. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
1338 Life is too busy to give us lemons, so he’s doing the deliveries as a favor this week. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
1339 WE'LL TAKE THEM TO YOUR MOTHER 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
1340 He says he is here to welcome those without masks. 1.3608 0.06745 97 72 15 10
1341 It's the exact opposite of life handing you a bunch of lemons--what could go wrong? 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1342 Well here's a troubling switch. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1343 Life always gets credit for this, but it was MY idea. 1.3608 0.05711 97 66 27 4
1344 Well, this is a sour deal, Barb. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1345 He said, “ If they don’t kill you, they will make you stronger “. I figured it was worth a shot considering since I’m vaccinated. 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1346 It's opposite day. 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1347 We can always regift these to the neighbors” 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1348 Too late to make lemonade…. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1349 Look hon, it's either this or Dennys. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1350 Basically, you still make lemonade. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1351 A welcome from gift from our new neighbor. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1352 Quick. Google "When death hands you a tray of lemons..." 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1353 Honey don’t worry he said he washed his hands. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1354 I don’t think “make lemonade” is the right answer here. 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
1355 No, this doesn't appear to be for lemonade. 1.3596 0.07011 89 66 14 9
1356 These blueberry scones are to die for! 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1357 The reaper is not such a bad guy after all 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1358 What?! I like Devil food cake. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1359 Well, the good news is that he brought these fresh from your Mom’s… 1.3592 0.06596 103 77 15 11
1360 What's your problem? He says they're gluten free. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1361 Seriously, his homemade scones are to die for 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1362 Would it kill you to be a little more trusting? 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1363 Honey, trust me! This new food delivery service is killer. 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
1364 I know, I know. But, honey, he said they are organic... 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1365 Ab-gray the ythe-sc! 1.3590 0.07518 78 58 12 8
1366 I know it's summer. I know you're hot. But trust me, his warmed-over buns are to die for. 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
1367 Life never gave me lemons. 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1368 He suggests lemonade 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
1369 He's looking for Republicans... 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1370 Ixnay on the emonadelay 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1371 I’m sick of living our lives according to platitudes, Brenda. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1372 Life stopped giving me lemons. 1.3587 0.06839 92 68 15 9
1373 Do you think he knows that I’m allergic to lemons? 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1374 Poison apples are so last year 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
1375 I ordered deviled eggs from DoorDash. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1376 Quick grab his scythe. We’ll make a killing on eBay. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
1377 Apologizing for that nasty mistake with your mother. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1378 His wife made them. He said he would give me a pass if I would take them off his hands. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1379 He says "Welcome to the neighborhood!" Did I miss something? 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1380 'Don't tell life.' 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1381 He appears to have misheard the proverb. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1382 Make lemonade? Hasn't that ship sailed? 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
1383 He wants to sell us a car. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
1384 Hey when Death hands you lemons, might as well just pucker up. 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
1385 He says they're fresh and hot as hell 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1386 Well, l survived all these years eating your cooking. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1387 He said "Don't make lemonade". 1.3571 0.06022 84 57 24 3
1388 I’m guessing it’s too late for lemonade. 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
1389 When death give you lemons, just accept the damned things. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1390 Shall we try one? I don’ want to insult him. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1391 Honey, I don’t see any strings attached. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
1392 Let's just say I'd rather he giveth than taketh and he was offering death by chocolate. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1393 Life never delivered these with a courtesy gin and tonic recipe 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
1394 Who says you can't just give them back! 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1395 Just put them with Life's lemons and we will sort it out later. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1396 We probably shouldn't make lemonade out of these... 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1397 But honey, these are organic, non-GMO, locally grown lemons. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1398 It's just his job not who he is. 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
1399 I know, but what do I when DEATH hands me lemons? 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1400 Life got too busy 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
1401 If DEATH hands us lemons, we can still make lemonade, right? 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
1402 It's the same as when Life hands you lemons, only you don't have time to drink the lemonade. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1403 He said when he gives them, he wants an Arnold Palmer. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1404 He carried them here without touching them. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
1405 Try one, it won’t kill ya. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1406 Seriously, these lemons are to die for. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1407 Don't worry, I'm just being polite. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
1408 Apart from any other considerations, do you think these are Gluten Free? 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1409 If death hands you lemons do you still have time to make lemonade? 1.3548 0.06947 93 70 13 10
1410 Life gives you lemons, Death gives you limes. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1411 We shouldn’t be unfriendly neighbors just because ANYONE can get a mortgage these days 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1412 Yeah? Well, I don't like your friends either. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1413 Not sure what the protocol is here... 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
1414 This post-pandemic economy is wild. But I'm glad he's finally pursuing his dream job. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1415 I don't know...what do you make when Death hands you lemons? 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
1416 They're to die for. 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
1417 Of course I asked if they're gluten-free. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1418 When Death gives you lemons, take them and pray. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1419 I'm told they're tastier than hell. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1420 Really honey, it's just lemons what's the worse that can happen? 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1421 This may turn out better than we thought. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1422 It turns out you can take it with you 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1423 You might want to go on without me. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
1424 Let’s make sure to return his platter with one of the Wentzel boys. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1425 I think we might need to add vodka. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1426 What? I had a Groupon. 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
1427 Martha, he is a farmer by trade what do you think the scythe is for? 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1428 Let's give it a shot. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1429 He wants to show he's also capable of giving. 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
1430 When death hands you a lemon, I'm afraid it's too late to make lemonade. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1431 What do you usually do when Death hands you lemons? 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1432 It's Death. Should I tell him to suck it? 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1433 That is so sweet. He says he’s sorry he can’t stay longer because he has to get back to filibustering. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1434 Sometimes, you can't even make lemonade. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1435 Hopefully, he’s just thirsty. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1436 You’re did say you were dying for lemonade. 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1437 I hate to be impolite. 1.3529 0.05966 85 58 24 3
1438 You're always telling me I should be friendlier with the neighbours 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
1439 Does he want tequila or to kill ya? 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1440 When death hands you lemons, just be glad they are lemons 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1441 You know what they say, ‘When Death hands you lemons, you make Limoncello’. 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1442 What? You think Life doesn’t subcontract? 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1443 Not the welcome gesture I was expecting... 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1444 Grim and tonic with a scythe of lemon, dear? 1.3524 0.06627 105 80 13 12
1445 Not to worry, he says they're gluten and nut free. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1446 He says everyone's dying to taste these. 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1447 If death gives you lemons, there’s no way to sugarcoat the situation. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1448 I'm sure he doesn't know we've been vaccinated. 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1449 How else do you think we make Mountain Dew? 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1450 It’s our take out from Hell’s Kitchen. 1.3519 0.05148 108 73 32 3
1451 Don't worry, dear, it's the Covid version of "When Life Gives You Lemons" 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1452 Yes, yes, everyone knows that, but nobody tells you what to do when DEATH gives you lemons 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1453 I always loved your mom’s croissants. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1454 It’s the Grim Reaper again honey, this time with lemons. He really is the bitter end. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1455 Well, what does Pinterest recommend for THIS? 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1456 Do you have your cash? We better pay now, don’t want him coming back to collect 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1457 Really, they’re to die for! 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
1458 His calzones are to die for. 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
1459 When death takes your lemons 1.3514 0.07310 74 54 14 6
1460 He says it will be a cold day in hell, bring lemonade. 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1461 Well, duh, you make poison lemonade, obviously. 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
1462 I'll try anything once... 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1463 I know about 'When life gives you lemons...'." But how about this? 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1464 Life. Death. Is there really a difference anymore 1.3511 0.05175 94 62 31 1
1465 Babe, you’re telling me NOW that you sarcastically stated that you could die for freshly squeezed lemonade! 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1466 I’d sell my soul for fresh, seasonal produce 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1467 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When Death gives you lemons, politely take them, and smile 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
1468 I know what to do when life gives you lemons, but this??? 1.3509 0.05135 114 78 32 4
1469 What do you do when death gives you lemons? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1470 He creeps me out, too, but free is free. 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
1471 I mean, it can't be that different...right 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1472 I bought all that he had to cheer him up. He looked so grim. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1473 He says they're good. Why would he lie? 1.3505 0.05492 97 66 28 3
1474 When Death hands you lemons, make lemonade to die for. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1475 When Death gives you lemons, you make lemonade and vodka, am I right? 1.3505 0.06722 97 73 14 10
1476 Could you bring some salt and tequila, darling? 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1477 It's the ultimate "make lemonade" challenge. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1478 Don't overthink the metaphor, let's just be polite and leave. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1479 We’ll, this is a twist… 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1480 I bet these make a lemonade to die for... 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1481 Well, life gave me lemonade so I’m reciprocating. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1482 They are perfectly safe to eat. Never been touched by human hands. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1483 I thought I ordered a main dish and a side. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1484 Uber Eats will hire anyone. 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1485 When life gives you lem.. wait. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1486 He's the Flu Angel of Death. During COVID he had to get a side hustle delivering food for Doordash. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1487 I get that he is messing with me, but maybe with enough Vitamin C, I'll beat him at his own game. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1488 Want one? He says they’re to die for. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1489 Oh, he shouldn't have! Just his coming is quite enough. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1490 So. No on the lemonade for you then? 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1491 You can return the empty plate. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1492 Well, either way we’re making lemonade 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1493 Let's accept their sacrifice and leave earth. Okay honey ? 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1494 It's not like we've done much with the ones life gave us anyway. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1495 I’ve heard that his biscuits are to die for 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1496 Last chance for lemonade. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1497 I think "when life give you lemons" is over rated anyway. 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1498 At least it’s not death by chocolate. 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1499 Sometimes death hands you lemons, but they still make a decent cup of lemonade, 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1500 Do you know what to do when death gives you limes? 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
1501 Which way are you leaning? 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1502 I don’t know what they are either! But I think it’s wise to play it safe. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1503 Because I could not stop for Death – He kindly baked for me 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1504 He says they're GMO-free. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1505 I know, I know, but they're Meyer lemons! 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1506 I mean, he’s vaccinated… 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1507 He is handing out free samples dear. I'd hate to disappoint this nice fella 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1508 Go ahead. Buy them. We’ve all been vaccinated. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1509 I think you're over reacting to this life or death situation. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1510 He says his feelings are hurt that everybody always says "If life gives you lemons, ..." 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1511 When Death gives you lemons, run like hell! 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1512 You said you were dead set on lemons... 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1513 No matter who's offering, I pass up nothing free. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1514 He said it’s one of Emily Dickinson’s favorite recipes. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1515 Why the hesitation? You loved death by chocolate. 1.3483 0.07165 89 68 11 10
1516 Oops looks like 90% of New Yorker cartoons still have cis white male protagonists, so how about you take the lemons? 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
1517 Still trust this guy over an antixaver 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1518 When Death gives you lemons, it’s usually a trick 1.3483 0.05559 89 60 27 2
1519 Rebranding... 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
1520 Okay... but what if DEATH hands you lemons? 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1521 I heard his cookies are to die for. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1522 One more won't kill me. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1523 What? It looks like it's been freshly harvested. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1524 Honey, would you please fetch the Grim Reamer? 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1525 He says they're "simply to die for!" 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
1526 Honey, I’m not so sure about our new neighbor. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1527 Well, I thought I was ordering the Death by Lemon cake you liked 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1528 I told him my lemon cake recipe is killer. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1529 Don't worry, Patricia, I told them they're from both of us. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
1530 Well, i thought it was “when life hands you lemons….”, but oh well! 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1531 At least it's not your mother's cooking, so I know it won't kill me. 1.3472 0.07175 72 52 15 5
1532 When death gives you a lemon, you may be entitled to a cash settlement. Call 1-800-NOLEMON today for a free consultation. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1533 So... l am just going to pass these to you. 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1534 Guess we should make margaritas then 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1535 To hell and back but couldn’t spring for some Meyers 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1536 I don't think "you'll die for one of these" is the right approach.... 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1537 Did you tell him you're gluten-free? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1538 I just don’t have the same zest for life anymore, no. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1539 I’m not sure, he said something about rebranding… 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1540 This caterer for ‘Day of the Dead’ celebrations is so authentic 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
1541 Well, these better be to die for 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1542 I think it's time to move. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1543 I honestly don’t care what we make out of it, but I’m not going to say no to him. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1544 When Death hands you lemons, you've got to make lemonade. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1545 Don't worry, they're just chicken thighs. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1546 This could go sour. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
1547 Life does give you lemons, but his are organic. 1.3457 0.05869 81 55 24 2
1548 I’m not returning this plate. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1549 We have an understanding. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1550 These lemons are going to be the death of me. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1551 Here, you have them. Life gave me far too many. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1552 An Amazon delivery worker on Prime Day—or what’s left of the worker 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1553 His stuff is to die for. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1554 I’m *still* making lemonade with them. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1555 Yummy looking - these will be the death of me. 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1556 Well, what do you know, honey. Apparently death gives you lemon. 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1557 Honey, do we tip him? 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1558 I know you asked for lemonade, but let’s make the best of it dear 1.3451 0.05148 113 78 31 4
1559 He wants us to try out each of the new variants. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1560 When death gives them to you, you get to make a Tom Collins. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1561 The ones Life gave me worked out so well, I need more. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1562 'No one said we should fear Death if he comes bearing gifts' 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1563 His lemon tree is technically in our yard, it’s the least he could do. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1564 What’s the protocol here? 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1565 This is new ad campaign from that Eat Healthy group. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1566 I guess things aren't back to normal after all. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1567 Wow, that New Yorker article on Amazon warehouse conditions really wasn't lying 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1568 I’ll just try a few, what’s the harm? 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1569 ‘Til death do us tart. 💀🍋 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1570 you think life will find out? 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1571 If Death gives you lemons you make a lemonade to die for! 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1572 Life gave me lemons but this guy was asking for them back… 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1573 It's okay, I've been vaccinated. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1574 When death offers you lemons, you suck it up. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1575 Don’t worry, I’ll squeeze the hell out of these lemons. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1576 He thinks that I'm John Waters. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1577 It’s the best thing he’s offered since taking away your sister. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1578 I never knew scurvy was life threatening 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1579 It's not polite to say no 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
1580 When death gives you lemons, just take it as a free sample 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1581 Try the lemons, they're out of this world 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1582 Everyone says ‘when life gives you lemons’ but have you ever wondered about when DEATH gives you lemons 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1583 How can you resist a Betty Croaker homemade dessert? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1584 Food for naught 1.3434 0.05209 99 67 30 2
1585 I know the expression about ‘when life gives you lemons’, but what’s the protocol here? 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1586 These fresh lemons are just to die for. 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1587 I wouldn't worry about these going straight to your hips. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1588 On second thought, why don't you go first. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1589 He wants to know if we're coming to the barbeque. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1590 Apparently "make lemonade" is still applicable. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1591 He calls them "Death Warmed Over Muffins." I like them even better than the "Hell in a Hand-basket" Croissants. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
1592 Honestly, I’d rather die than make my own lemonade. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1593 He said they are so delicious they'll take your breath away. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
1594 I thought life was supposed to give me lemons. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1595 The Grim Vegan. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1596 They’re worth it 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
1597 The marketing strategy is a bit grim, but they've got certified organic stickers on them. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1598 Yes I am concerned, but on the other hand I don't want to insult him 1.3418 0.05944 79 54 23 2
1599 I only know what to do with these when they’re from life. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
1600 …but when Death gives you lemons, you know it’s time to cut back on the sugar. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1601 Would it be rude to say, 'No, thank you.'" 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1602 And you said there was no reason to buy a 10 pound bag of sugar from Costco. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1603 When Death gives you lemons, am I right? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1604 The vegetarians are trying to scare us. 1.3415 0.07201 82 62 12 8
1605 Honey, grab the vodka 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1606 Like the kids say, Yolo! 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1607 He's filling in...Life had symptoms 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1608 You’re always think the worst of people! What could go wrong? 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1609 In exchange all he wants is to taste your sole for dinner tonight. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1610 Now before you start blaming me for toxic positivity... 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1611 so everyone is working in the food delivery market now? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1612 Look, I know it's not exactly the same but just get the juicer anyway. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1613 Better tip heavy. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1614 He says they are deadpanadas 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1615 You know, more people die from the flu. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1616 I know how the saying goes, I'm just not sure it applies here. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1617 Grab the tequila, Marcia. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1618 I told him your cranberry walnut muffins were to die for 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1619 He’s been dying for us to try these, Hon... 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1620 Life is indisposed at the moment, Ange. Death has kindly volunteered to hand out lemons instead. 1.3409 0.05572 88 60 26 2
1621 I know they are your mother's favorite. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1622 Apparently, the regular Welcome Wagon lady's out with the flu. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1623 Hey, it's free. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1624 What the f*** do I make now Miss Optimist?” 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1625 Is this a final offering ? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1626 What is it you’re supposed to make when Death gives you lemons? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1627 He said we have time to squeeze in one more vodka lemonade. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1628 See, they have a Welcome Wagon. Maybe it won't be so bad. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1629 I know... But, what if Death seems thirsty? 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1630 Man, life must be having a hell of a day if death is giving me lemons. 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
1631 Trump. COVID. Yeah, this seems about right. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1632 When Death gives you lemons, hide the good gin." 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1633 it’s so sweet of your sister to bring gifts, Kathy! 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1634 I'm just trying to make the best of a bad situation 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1635 Look, you said you wanted fresh local produce. He says they're certified organic. What could go wrong? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1636 When Death gives you lemons… it’s Corona time! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1637 What!? We can make lemonade. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1638 the scythe implies that there WON’T be strings attached… 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1639 They’ll be fine. He was vaccinated. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1640 ...you make limoncello, Vera. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1641 Well hey, when death gives you lemons, you make martinis. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1642 This is more bitter than sweet. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1643 We should probably give these back, right? 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1644 Lemons thrive in warm climates. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1645 Look dear, this elderly agricultural laborer is liberating the products of his labor from commodity status by giving them away freely. And he picked lemons to indicate his bitterness at capitalist exploitation. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1646 Get your phone, quick! This can go viral! 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1647 Why,! Because there is no charge for delivery!! 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1648 Listen, he says they're low-carb, keto, and gluten-free. How bad could they be? 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1649 It is death by chocolate croissant. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1650 It looks like death warmed over. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1651 Nah, lemonade is for Life's friends. When Death gives you lemons, you make whiskey sours 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1652 This is the only way we’ll get him out of the senate 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1653 These look like they might be made with cauliflower. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1654 On second thought, remember when you took that apple? 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1655 Yes, I traded my soul. Have you seen how expensive Meyer lemons are these days? 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1656 Well Cathy, do you want me to become a more adventurous eater or not? 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1657 I know it's hard to believe, Paula, but he's over his days of reaping souls. It's just lemons now. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1658 Death handing me lemons? Maybe life has is having a sick day! 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1659 He has nothing against lemonade. He just doesn't think it will make much difference this time. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1660 He says his lemon tree had a bumper crop this year. Should we offer him some of our zucchini? 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1661 What do I do now?? 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1662 .. I think when death gives you lemons, you’ve run out of juice 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1663 It’d be unneighborly not to accept, dear...We reap what we sow. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1664 He heard your margaritas are to die for. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1665 When death gives you lemons, make a killer lemonade. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1666 Poor soul...after all this time he's just not taking the hint that we don't like lemonade... 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1667 Limoncello, I guess. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1668 I think I'll pass. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1669 Welcome wagon? 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1670 It gets worse, they only have stevia. 1.3372 0.06941 86 65 13 8
1671 Death is full of surprises 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1672 He says they help deter locusts. 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
1673 Looks like we’re not the only ones with too much sourdough starter. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1674 He said it's my late mom's recipe 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1675 Since the pandemic, everybody is into home baking now. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1676 You brought the vodka right? 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
1677 He say’s they’re free just for me.” It must be my lucky day. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1678 What? You didn’t have a problem giving these to the other new neighbors 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1679 Life's lemons are so 2020 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1680 Apparently he feels guilty about the Meyer Lemon Tree. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1681 When Life doesn't give you lemons any more 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1682 I thought the saying was “when life hands you lemons….” 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1683 You really don’t want to be a bad neighbor here 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1684 But they are gluten free. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1685 You have to trust him,he said he's a Republican 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1686 Freshly squeezed and so reviving! We'll call our cocktail the "Ultimate Sour" 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1687 He says he's the Tart Reaper 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1688 When death gives you lemons…..You make lemonade with tequila. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1689 Life kept pressuring me to make lemonade. Death let’s me use the lemons to pelt at morning joggers. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1690 We've tried Life's lemons. How could this be worse? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1691 I know, I know but after a year of lock up with you… can’t be any worse. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1692 Jeeze, these Instacart employees are getting older and older. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1693 What is it you do again when DEATH gives you lemons? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1694 Honey, get out your phone. This one is definitely going viral! 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1695 I’ll pay him later. 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1696 At least they smell better than your sister's tuna puff. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1697 Welcome to the hood 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1698 It seems a little weird to be handing this guy lemons. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1699 What harm could it do to try one? 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1700 You know what they say: Sometimes life hands you lemons; sometimes Death does. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1701 Tell my life coach he's fired. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1702 He says we've got limited time, so please cook these in the air fryer. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1703 Doesn't mean they're not tasty." 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1704 He’s been slandered. He’s actually the Grim Baker” 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1705 He's trying to come off less "grim." 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
1706 Lucky for us, it’s just his side-hustle. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1707 Life gave them to me but I don’t like lemonade. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1708 When life gives you lemons… pass them on to the neighbor. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1709 He says we need to learn how to make lemonade, and good luck with the climate change problem. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
1710 'He said they're made special for me, from your mother.' 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1711 When Death hands you lemons, you know what your last drink is going to be. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
1712 These are the authentic Devils’ Food Cakes! 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1713 It's in exchange for all our excess zucchini... Who'd you think was taking it? 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1714 Hon, it's only just occurred: 12-across is 'oxymoron'! 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1715 There is nothing to worry about, dear, he insists there are no nuts in the recipe. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
1716 I’m sure one can’t kill me. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1717 Peace offering for neighbors 1 & 2? 1.3333 0.06888 90 69 12 9
1718 He wants to thank you for bringing this to the Church Picnic. Things were getting slow since folks started getting vaccinated. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1719 Of course death would bring you GMO lemons. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1720 These apple turnovers are from my departed mother. She remembered that I never wrote down the recipe. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1721 He offered. It'd be rude not to take one. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1722 When death gives you lemons you can make one hellava lemonade. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1723 He says there's a secret that gives the empanadas their heat. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1724 I told you: I’d rather die than go without gluten. 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
1725 Well, your mother will be visiting. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1726 No, I don't know whats in them, but since I am John Waters, does it really matter? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1727 Well this is a problem. I don't think there's a proverb for when Death gives you lemons. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1728 He guarantees it won't kill us! 1.3333 0.05584 87 60 25 2
1729 My favorite! Death by Chocolate! 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1730 Souls straight up with a twist for Mr. Reaper, darling. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1731 When death gives you lemons, poison your enemies. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1732 Death is best served cold. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1733 From what I've heard, they're to die for. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1734 He's out of happy meals! 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1735 An apology for taking Uncle Sven too early. 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1736 When death hands you lemons what do you do? 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1737 When life gives me lemons, I give them to death. It thinks they're soul food. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1738 It was lemons or cyanide pills, and I like yellow. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1739 In the grand scheme of things, lemons are a small price to pay. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1740 Honey, we wont know until you try one! 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1741 I'm assuming you make lemonade in this case, too. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1742 When Death gives you lemons,make lemon-Hades. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1743 When death gives you lemons, I think you just say "thank you." 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1744 He says I’ll get to work from home. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1745 When Death gives you lemons… “honey, we should make sure our estate plan is in order” 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1746 What if we gave em’ to your mother? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1747 Tell those "foodies" Adam and Eve that these lemons are organic and are locally sourced. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1748 He's changing the narrative. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1749 Should we take them? He’s not technically at the doorstep… 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1750 ‘Are you sure you don’t want more? He said these are organic’ 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1751 I promised I would buy more from our local farmer 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1752 Honey, take a picture with your phone. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1753 It’s time we start being optimists. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1754 It seems fine, I think that’s just part of the whole farm to table thing. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1755 Well, with the prices life charges for lemons lately, I had to look elsewhere 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1756 Babe, it's ok, this guy promised they weren't as strong as last time. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1757 What? Life never hands me lemons! 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1758 It's not commonly known that the after-life gives you limes. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1759 He says he sanitized his hands. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1760 I’m making the deal of my life honey. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1761 Lemonade seems much better than the alternative, Doris. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1762 Meet Joe Black’s cousin Ronny. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1763 He asks if we have tequila… 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1764 Oh relax dear! It’s not going to kill me now. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1765 This dish is called "Death Warmed Over." 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1766 Is this the hipster irony we’ve been reading about? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1767 Mary, you have to be more trusting. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1768 I don’t recognize anyone without my mask. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1769 I can't turn it down. In their culture, refusing a gift is a mortal insult! 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1770 When life gives us lemons, we're supposed to make lemonade. What are we supposed to do when Death gives us lemons? 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1771 Looks like neighbor Little Miss Positivity won’t be making lemonade out of lemons anymore. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1772 Death is giving me lemons Karen, please grab the Tequila and salt! 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1773 These lemons will make killer lemonade. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1774 Yes, I'd rather have life give us lemons, too. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1775 You can always count on death to turn lemonade into lemons. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1776 He wants a lemon tart, or else... 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1777 It’s ok. He assured me that they are 100% organic. 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
1778 I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons, but this I got no idea... 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1779 Well,if life gives you lemons,why can’t Death? Instead of lemonade, will make lemoncello… 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1780 This Empanada is to die for. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1781 They’re for the lemonade your mother likes so much. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1782 I can’t tell if he’s kidding 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1783 Eve took an Apple from a serpent — this is nothing like that, Carol! Plus, I need them for my Mirangue which is to die for. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1784 Life was short, and not nearly as generous. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1785 Bad news - one has your name on it !! 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1786 The vegan is spoiling my chicken thigh lunch. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1787 If deep fried doughnuts were that bad for you, I'm sure there would be some sort of sign. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1788 What could possibly go wrong? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1789 Lemons? What the hell am I supposed to do with lemons? 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1790 He wants to see how many people will explain the joke 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1791 Death’s working for Uber Eats? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1792 He liked what we did with the lemons life gave us last year, sooo… 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1793 Just one won’t kill us… 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1794 You’re going to love the neighborhood, everyone here is vaccinated 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1795 ' Make lemonade.' That's the best you can do? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1796 I'm not sure what this means. When death gives you lemons, what are you supposed to do? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1797 DoorDash always delivers." 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1798 He says they're called, "Death by Chocolate." Sounds delicious! 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1799 But there is no delivery charge. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1800 Marg, grab the vodka, looks like we're making hard lemonade this time. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1801 Just one shouldn't hurt. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1802 These little devils are to die for! 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1803 Death, Louise. Louise, Death. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1804 We may have to double the sugar this time. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1805 They make a killer lemonade” 🍋 👌 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1806 Limes. Makes sense. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1807 Wasn't that thoughtful of our new neighbor, the real estate developer? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1808 See, hun? When life gave us lemons, we made lemonade. Then we died anyway, and now here are those goddamn lemons again. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1809 I made a different kind of lemon pledge. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1810 Well, I know what you do when Life gives you lemons.... 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
1811 Do you know the muffin man? 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1812 When Death hands you lemons you're pretty much screwed. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1813 He says Life was furloughed so he's been picking up the slack. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1814 I heard these make a to-die-for lemon meringue pie. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1815 When life doesn’t give you lemons… 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1816 I thought you ordered pizza. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1817 Daily special? No, this is the eternal special. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1818 My mother always said, “When Death gives you lemons, make lemon bars.” 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1819 For once, Brenda, forget the carbs. Just live like there’s no tomorrow. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1820 We can just regift them to your mother. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1821 These might go well with the salmon mousse. 1.3291 0.07367 79 61 10 8
1822 PLEASE! Thank your Mother 4 the gifts. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1823 I know my cholesterol levels. Don’t embarrass me in front of the delivery boy 1.3291 0.05899 79 55 22 2
1824 Things must be really bad if Death is handing us lemons. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1825 If Death hands you lemons, you still should make lemonade. Just more bitter. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1826 They’re too big for my tiny mouth. You try one. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1827 I could use an aphorism about now... 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1828 How bad can it be; we made it through the Pandemic, right?! 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1829 I don't think lemonade is an option. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1830 Don’t look at me like that! He said these are to die for. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1831 When Death gives you lemons, you don’t ask questions, you just take them. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1832 honey, they’re FREE lemons 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1833 You're sure your mom is coming to the picnic, right? 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1834 Apparently Life is working from home today. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1835 He thinks the paradox will make us laugh. 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
1836 I've never heard of this one 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1837 And you were worried about the new neighbors. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
1838 when death gives you lemons, you just gotta take em. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1839 It’s asking for lemonade to go wth the huge slice of stupid cosmic irony this is supposed to represent 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
1840 It’s ok, they’re limes 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
1841 When death gives you lemons, make Mountain Dew. 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
1842 Oooh, I love beignets 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
1843 I'm making lemonade for your mother 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1844 You realize, don’t you, you may not have enough time to make pie? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1845 Why the stare? I told you I ordered the “ death by chocolate “… 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1846 High fiber, and they're vegan, too. What's not to like? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1847 I think we still make lemonade, we just don't drink it. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1848 What makes you think that we can’t trust him? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1849 I don't really care who gives me the lemons, it's hot out and I'm making lemonade. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1850 he says the woman who was bakimg them had to leave before she took them out of the oven. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1851 Have you tried these yet? They’re to die for! 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1852 I really think it might be time to cultivate our own garden. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1853 We paid 30% over listing price to move to this neighborhood? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1854 But Hazel, he has pierogi! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1855 Maybe if we make lemonade he’ll go away. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1856 Look honey. He says there's no aftertaste. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1857 Dammit. Looks like the only beer they have in the afterlife is Corona. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1858 C'mon honey, would it kill you to be polite? 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1859 Life ran out of lemons. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1860 It's either the scythe or the stuffed cicadas. Take your pick. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1861 Honey, what's your drink choice ? We have a treat from...the future ! 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1862 It's warmed over. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1863 Get the big squeezer. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1864 Ooo look honey, you know the saying: When death gives you lemons, make Grandma's lemon meringue pie. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1865 I guess that lemonade I made with Life’s lemons was to die for. 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
1866 I hear that these are to die for. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1867 When death gives you lemons, make final arrangements. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1868 He says stock up. We’re going on some long journey. 1.3256 0.06908 86 66 12 8
1869 They're free, and he says they're to die for. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1870 They're from his tree. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1871 Babe, Melissa Clark was very specific about the death lemons. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1872 You know how Death took a holiday? Turns out that now he's our caterer. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1873 What does our throw pillow say to do here? 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1874 Seems as if he wants to fatten us up before the kill. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1875 It's the house specialty, death warmed over. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1876 Have you met Tod? 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1877 Again with the hoaxes. Can you believe this guy? 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1878 Well, guess it's too late to make lemonade now. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1879 Honey, are we absolutely sure about this Master Cleanse thing? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1880 Limoncello, dear? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1881 I think it is safe to say only one of us gets to make lemonade! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1882 Well you took the lemons life gave us! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1883 Sure. But are they organic? 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1884 I just want to see what he can do with them. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1885 . . . you also make lemonade. It doesn’t really matter who gives you the lemons. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1886 I'm telling you Margaret, his empanadas are to die for. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1887 Take one, I think it it better not to offend him. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1888 Something about this doesn’t feel right 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1889 do you have any cash for a tip? 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1890 Even he knows that kidney stones are worse than him. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1891 It says six for ten dollars. Get a dozen, or wait for the farmers' market? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1892 Life sends her regrets 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1893 I was hoping he’d bring the cannolis... 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1894 When death gives you lemons, you make lemon-jalapeño margaritas. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1895 Quick, pass me the hand sanitizer 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1896 Everyone needs a side hustle. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1897 He assures me that there is no quid pro quo… 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1898 I told you moving into River Styx Estates would be weird. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1899 We’re supposed to rub these on any cuts or abrasions we might have. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1900 Don't worry...it's just Jerry. He can never remember when Halloween is. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1901 I've been dying to try one of these. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1902 Why not? We ate your mother's terrible scones and survived. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1903 Life ran out of lemons, I guess. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1904 „he forgot the tequila and is asking if he can still join our bbq.” 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1905 This side hustle is really weird, even for a Millennial 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1906 This lemonade will probably have some sour notes towards the end. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1907 He adores my limoncello. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
1908 Do you have that Lemon Bar recipe handy? 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
1909 He said he got them on his last home visit. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1910 Honey look, the new neighbor brought us a welcome gift 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1911 I think when Death gives you lemons you get to make hard lemonade. 1.3235 0.06087 68 47 20 1
1912 Don't be silly not everyone has an agenda. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1913 Honey, it’s a tradition among his people. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1914 Aren't new neighbors supposed to wait until after we move in? 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1915 Well, you said you wanted this to be the last time we moved. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1916 Apparently, the "White Privelege" carries over. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1917 Sue, these are to die for. C'mon, one won't kill you! 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1918 You are always saying I need to be nicer to the neighbors! 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1919 They’re killer lemons. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1920 I don’t care, I’m finishing this cleanse 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
1921 Should we thank him? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1922 No, there’s no quid pro quo. 1.3229 0.06369 96 73 15 8
1923 He tells me it’s call Pan de Muerto. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1924 The worst part is my ex-wife took the juicer. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1925 Oh, my, God…Becky these lemon snaps are to die for. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1926 It's for the last fundraiser before the deadline. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1927 When death gives you lemons, do you make iced tea? 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1928 I know it's risky, but wouldn't it be rude to refuse a gift welcoming us to the neighborhood? 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1929 How about for those noisy neighbors down the block? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1930 He says they were on the ground for less than five seconds, so... 1.3222 0.05434 90 63 25 2
1931 Call 911. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1932 When Death gives you lemons. . .what do you make? 1.3222 0.06856 90 70 11 9
1933 Karen, he'll appreciate a 1/2 dozen lemon-poppy seed muffins more than bridge club would. Poor fella''. He's naught but skin and bones… errm, well, bones. 1.3222 0.05434 90 63 25 2
1934 You know what they say, never look a gift horseman in the mouth. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1935 It’s hard to be optimistic. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1936 Oh come on, it'll give our guacamole an edge. 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1937 In return all he wants is your soul. I hope that’s ok. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1938 He’s just looking to make lemonade, Karen. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1939 I heard that Life doesn't even give you a platter. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1940 Get ready to make some lemonade to die for. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1941 I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons but this baffles me. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1942 So we'll make lemonade. What have we got to lose?" 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1943 It's an offer I can't refuse, Beth - and I'm thirsty. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1944 I guess life got sick of giving me lemons 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1945 He said we have to be open to new experiences 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1946 It’s for you.. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1947 I know what to do when life hands you lemons; this, on the other hand, is new. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1948 You know what they say: when death hands you lemons, don't drink the lemonade. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1949 (ix-Nay on the emon-Lay okes-Jay...OK?) 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1950 Its when life gives you lemons, not Death. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1951 I think it’s some kind of death challenge: Can we turn lemons into lemonade? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1952 I'm sure you can eat these. He looks like a vegan. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1953 I always assumed I'd be handed them by life. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1954 I hear the ones with blueberries are to die for. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1955 I have a bad feeling the 'Death lemon challenge' ends with death. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1956 Well, since it’s Death, I guess we better make limoncello. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1957 I received my 2nd shot 10 days ago. 1.3210 0.07207 81 63 10 8
1958 Yeah, I know how this looks, but have you seen the price of organic produce lately? 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1959 He said it's a bake sale to raise money for the grim reaper early retirement fund. Deaths are drastically down due to vaccines. 1.3210 0.07418 81 64 8 9
1960 Chew well. He does NOT do the Heimlich Maneuver. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1961 Life's given them to me a few times before, but this is a first... 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1962 I was told there would be cookies. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1963 Conversely, when Death gives you lemons, they're to squeeze into paper cuts. 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1964 So in this scenario do we just hand them back? 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1965 When death hands you lemons, make a margarita 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1966 it's okay honey, they're organic" 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1967 He said he used my mother’s recipe. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1968 See, honey? I told you the condo association would welcome us. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1969 Thirsty? These make lemonade to die for. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
1970 Regardless, I'm making lemonade. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1971 We're starting a Goth-themed bakery. This is my pastry chef. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1972 When death gives you lemons, make a Corpse Reviver. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1973 I’m told they’re to die for. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1974 His food is to die for. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1975 Yes, I’ll ask him if they’re Meyer lemons. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1976 At least we don't have to make lemonade. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1977 Better him than our unvaccinated neighbor. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1978 C' mon, the doctor didn't say I could never have another empanada. 1.3200 0.07631 75 59 8 8
1979 He says these are just for me. You don't mind do you, dear? 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1980 I think they’re devilled eggs 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1981 I like it better when life hands me lemons. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1982 He calls them Rice Styx. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1983 He says they're ours if we want. He hasn't the stomach for them. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1984 Quick! Get a pitcher. He can slice them for us. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1985 Do you think they were socially distanced when they were making these? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1986 Life's lemonade was crap. We're gonna put gin in this time... 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1987 He said they are free to all who walk this path 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1988 Nope, life have given me enough lemons already. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1989 They always talk about what to do when life gives you lemons.. but what do I do now?? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1990 This is why we were vaccinated, right? 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1991 When death brings you lemons… 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1992 Go Google 'fruit offering from the afterlife'....... 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1993 Yes, and as you can see this man is not life. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1994 Relax, it's organic. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1995 As if life giving us lemons wasn’t bad enough. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1996 Don’t worry dear he just wants me to hold the lemons while he slices them with his handy scythe. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1997 Come on! It won't kill you to have one... 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1998 I'm trying to build bipartisanship. 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
1999 I'd rather exchange you for lemons than have another conversation on Trump 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
2000 Would it kill you to ask if they’re organic? 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
2001 I’m NOT getting scurvy again. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2002 I told him to go to hell. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
2003 Think I can hold this pose for long? Norman Rockwell is getting his easel out. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
2004 He says your mother wanted us to have these, and she sends all her love from the pit of hell. 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
2005 Don't worry honey, the lemonade will still be good. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2006 He says everyone gets one, that they are irresistible, and that they are complimentary. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2007 I know, but they're a buck a piece in the store. 1.3188 0.06017 69 48 20 1
2008 I’ll squeeze the life out of these ! 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2009 It's the new Death by Chocolate line. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
2010 Now it can't get worse 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
2011 Oh c'mon - obviously they're not fattening... 1.3187 0.06790 91 71 11 9
2012 Oh, great. The new gardener is an anti-masque-er. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2013 I thought it was when life gives you lemons.... 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
2014 I’m re-gifting them 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2015 What do they say to do when Death gives you lemons, honey? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
2016 Do you know what the etiquette is for when Death gives us lemons? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
2017 What a day to run out of sugar. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
2018 Just a little peaceful gesture. Never know when you might need a favor. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
2019 Um, I'm not really that thirsty. Can I give these to you? 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2020 Well, at least we won’t die hungry. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
2021 When Death gives you lemons, make a run for it. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
2022 When death gives you lemons, check for seeds 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
2023 At least he didn’t come empty-handed 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
2024 No one ever tells you that you can give them back 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2025 It's probably fine, Pandora's box has already been opened. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
2026 They are to-die-for. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
2027 He says he doesn’t play chess anymore, but he’d be open to a bake-off for your soul. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
2028 I’d much prefer the Angel’s food cake! 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2029 I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with them 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2030 Im starting a lemonade stand to help pay for chemotherapy. 1.3176 0.06944 85 66 11 8
2031 It's death in a blanket. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2032 He said he is fully vaccinated 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2033 It’s okay. He’s from 2020, Life in Death’s clothing. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2034 Don't worry. He says these are free samples, no obligation. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2035 He assures me that it's heart-healthy. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2036 He says he just reaped them. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2037 Bad news about our lemon tree... 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2038 Mike Discovering Hard Lemonade, c. 1999 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2039 He promises they're kosher. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
2040 He says they're actually pretty low in fat. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2041 He swears they are organic 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2042 Trust me, they’re organic! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2043 Sorry babe. He was either coming for you or me. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
2044 I wanted to see what happens when you give them back. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2045 Maybe, but it's free. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2046 He says around here when death gives you lemons you make him a lemon meringue pie ... or else. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
2047 At this point, what do we have to lose? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
2048 I know . . . but, what do you make when Death gives you lemons? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2049 These biscuits are to die for! 1.3165 0.05566 79 55 23 1
2050 It's blackmail. I know where his skeletons are hidden. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
2051 Well I am going to make lemonade! Obviously... 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2052 He said my Dad took one about 20 years ago. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2053 And who says New Yorker’s are rude? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2054 Get the vodka. When Death hands you lemons, you make hard lemonade. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2055 He says the usual guy quit and has gone looking for more ‘meaningful work’. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
2056 If only there were a cliché to prepare me for this. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
2057 Please don’t tell me you left the tequila in the car. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
2058 He wants us to make him lemonade. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2059 Life hands you lemons, but death hands you pierogi. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
2060 Meet our new neighbor — he's been in, like, a thousand New Yorker cartoons. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2061 We shouldn't be rude, after all, he has gone to the trouble of warming them over. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2062 Well you know what they say, when Death gives you lemons, you should probably just shut up and not ask questions. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2063 But Dear, they are gluten free 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2064 Life was out of lemons so... 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
2065 Cmonnn...let him have a lemonade stand. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2066 So I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons.... Same idea? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2067 Seems like he’ll be grim if we don’t take them. 1.3158 0.05022 95 66 28 1
2068 This guy’s prices are way better. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
2069 I assume you know how to make lemonade out of these. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
2070 He said this is the end...of the farmer's market. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
2071 He said Life is on sabbatical. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
2072 I know this is uncharted territory but let's see where it takes us 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
2073 I hope these are for you. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2074 Apparently, I’m not meant to die of scurvy. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2075 Well, as life won't give us any... 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
2076 Would it kill you to be nice? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2077 These days life doesn’t even give you lemons 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
2078 It’s probably OK. He says he doesn’t bake with any sugar or saturated fats. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
2079 I hear it's to die for. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2080 What? You don't like lemonade? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2081 Honey, they’re just lemons, what could be wrong with them? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2082 My diet starts tomorrow. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2083 He said I must give you away & eat six lemons to get hair back on my head! 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
2084 We have nothing to worry about, there's a lemon law in this state. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
2085 He's doing competitive research. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2086 Of course I'm taking them! We never get Meyer lemons in our CSA. 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
2087 Who knew lemon farming was a dying industry? 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
2088 Finally, someone who cares I’m allergic to citrus. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
2089 It’s a peace offering now that 2020 is over. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2090 This is the secret to my killer lemonade! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2091 He got them during an appointment in Samarra." 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2092 I'm just going to make a quick pitcher of lemonade before I go 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2093 Is this 'the offer I can't refuse" that you mentioned yesterday? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
2094 Is it just me or did Life change their hair? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2095 So what is the opposite of Lemonade? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2096 He says he has run out of sour grapes. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2097 I guess we'll just call it a demonade. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2098 Just look at him; you can tell his baking is preservative-free! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2099 Ugh, I hate re-gifting 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2100 I don't think "make lemonade" is gonna work here. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2101 He says we can barbecue them after an unfortunate event due to befall us in two minutes 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2102 He's helping me purge. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2103 Never refuse a Cornish game hen from a Sicilian. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
2104 Why not try it ? You only live once. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
2105 Never look a gift corpse in the mouth, Edna. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2106 Death is giving us lemons. Life had other plans. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
2107 they’re not playing when they call them blood oranges 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2108 It may be too late for the lemon water detox. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
2109 He d\oesn't look like someone who would make them Gluten Free! 1.3134 0.07729 67 52 9 6
2110 They are great with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2111 Yes I know, but they’re free. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
2112 If death gives you lemons you make one hell of a long island ice tea Peggy, everyone knows that 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2113 Life's lemons were too sour 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
2114 Did he say “to die” or “to die for”? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
2115 Honey, he says these are USDA Organic. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2116 Technically it's not 'life' giving us lemons, but still 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2117 Well, now I don't know WHAT to do! 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
2118 I think he’s regifting these… 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
2119 I overheard you saying your mom enjoyed lemonade 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
2120 They’re just Death By Chocolate Croissants. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
2121 These must be death warmed over. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
2122 These are vegan, right? ☠️ 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
2123 Apparently his daughter is a Girl Scout." 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2124 Oh God, not that 'making lemonade' cliche again! 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2125 I would know what to do if life handed this to me but Death...? 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2126 Come in, try one, they are really hot! 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2127 Due to the pandemic, the Girl Scout's redesigned their uniforms. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2128 When you said we were having Death By Lemon for dessert, this is not what I expected. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2129 That was the deal: If you refused the vaccine, you get a warm calzone. 1.3125 0.06674 96 76 10 10
2130 And when Death gives you lemons, you made HARD lemonade. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2131 I'll have one, hunny." I won't.My time hasn't come yet. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2132 Isn’t Life supposed to give us those? 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2133 Look at his face, how can I say no! 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
2134 I heard that the food here is to die for 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2135 As they say if Death gives you lemons RUN! 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2136 Just say no 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2137 Should I leave cash or my soul as tip? 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2138 Listen, life gave me these lemons and death promised me a full refund with a free return label 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2139 He said he’s trying to look at the glass half full 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
2140 I’m guessing lemonade is out? 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2141 It’s just that kind of year. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
2142 Good gifts don't entail obligations. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
2143 Would it kill you to be friendly, Alice? 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
2144 I can make a killer lemonade with these. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
2145 Just one can't hurt me. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
2146 He says they're heat and serve and I'll have plenty of heat shortly. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
2147 He says it's your Mothers recipe. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2148 Life gives us lemons. Death gives us lemons. Even your mother gives us lemons. Enough with the lemons! 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2149 What do we have to lose? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2150 Apparently, “I’m dying for a lemonade” is no longer mere hyperbole. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2151 Well, if it's my time to go, a turnover is the most appropriate way, don't you think? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2152 Something about a lemon pledge. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2153 He says they work together. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
2154 Ask him if they’re gluten free 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2155 He wants to exchange some cinnamon rolls for two of the kids. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2156 Uh oh, what's life going to offer us then? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2157 You just don't appreciate this kind of humor, Janet. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2158 No Honey, they’re limes. Grab the Coronas 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2159 But what do we do when death hands you lemons? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2160 When life gives us lemons, we should make lemonade. But when death gives us lemons, I think we should give them back 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2161 I sold my Sole with Lemon Caper Sauce to the Devil. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2162 But when Death gives you lemons,you regift them. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2163 Well, I did ask him ‘Death, where is thy scone?’ 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
2164 Looks like our last supper is chicken . 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
2165 And to think, all this time I thought that beignet's came from New Orleans! 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
2166 And just what makes you think that eating deep fried giant cheese tortellinis swimming in butter might kill me? 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
2167 I’ve heard of death by chocolate, but death by lemons? 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
2168 Pull out the Vitamix, this year’s going to be a doozy. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
2169 When death gives you lemons, make Lemon Drop Dead cocktails. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
2170 he’s the only one who gets them right. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
2171 Death be not proud of this cliche. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2172 You gotta try one. They’re to die for. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2173 He said life sends its regards. What the hell does that mean? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2174 Yeah, yeah but I'm making gluten-free lemon bars. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2175 I trust him. It's not like he's a politician. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2176 When death gives you lemons, you're supposed to have sex with me. Them be the rules." 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2177 Ask not for whom the rolls smell - 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2178 It's opposite day, comrade. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2179 Here, let me take that for you. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2180 I heard these cronuts are to die for. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
2181 Burning man sure looks different this year 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2182 He says he’s from the welcome wagon 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2183 I know, I know…make lemonade.. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2184 Don’t be so paranoid! I was friends with him in my previous life 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2185 I'm just trying to buy us more time. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
2186 Well, you know what they say when Death hands you lemons... 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2187 Would it kill you to try something new 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
2188 He says his zester is too klutzy. 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
2189 I don't know ... I only know what to do when life gives me lemons. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
2190 Isn’t life supposed to hand you lemons? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2191 Yes, I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons, but… 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
2192 We won’t have to worry about scurvy this weekend. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
2193 When the Grim Reaper comes calling you need to be cordial - or there will be consequences! 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
2194 Okay, we're REALLY going to have to put some thought into what we end up doing with these. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2195 Should I add a gratuity? 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2196 It's okay. He says they're vegan. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2197 Don't kill the messenger. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
2198 If death gives us lemons... 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2199 We may not have time for the lemonade. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2200 When death hands me lemons, do I still make lemonade? 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2201 Girl scouts sure look different these days. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2202 Meg, this is Mr. Death. He just moved into the old Johnson place.” 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
2203 The other guy got too expensive. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2204 Have one? It's to die for. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2205 I know dear, life has changed alot lately 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
2206 This comes with a lifetime guarantee for getting rid of the odor causing bacteria in our home 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
2207 Honey, he seems pretty grim, just accept the lemons. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2208 : I survived 20 years of your cookin’ I think I’ll be fine 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2209 Reason for return is... found for free from different merchant 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
2210 This started when I gave a mouse a cookie. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2211 Don't you think "farm-to-coroner's-table" is a bit of a stretch? 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2212 Mr Grim here is handing out lemon aid honey. 1.3088 0.06021 68 48 19 1
2213 A tart-less lemon tart from Mitch McConnell. What could possibly go wrong? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
2214 I'm thinking lemon bars. Your mom likes those, right? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
2215 He says they’re heavenly. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2216 He says when life gives us lemons, he feels obligated to do so too. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2217 If anything happens make lemonade. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2218 He says that they prevent scurvy... 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2219 You told him about my citrus allergy, didn't you? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2220 My doctor said he would message me when my cholesterol levels were back. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2221 From the Editors and Writers at The New Yorker. 1.3086 0.07167 81 64 9 8
2222 It won’t kill you to try it. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2223 You up for a last supper? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
2224 You try one and let me know if they are good. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2225 Eh, live a little. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2226 I'm not quite sure of the protocol here... 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2227 I assure you it's totally safe honey. I'm gonna boil the hell out of it. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2228 He seems nice, Carol. What's the worst that could happen? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
2229 Yes Honey, he says it’s good soul food 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2230 Life was out of lemons, dear. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2231 This is my buddy Jeff, he works in the produce aisle at WholeFoods beyond 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2232 The good news is that he didn't harvest us. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2233 He says to make some lemonade. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
2234 He still feels bad about our next door neighbors, the mailman, and your mother. Okay, it’s a start. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2235 When death gives you lemons, make lemon bars. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2236 I know it is risky, but these eclairs are to die for. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2237 When Death hands you lemons, you make lemonade. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2238 Trust me, I know what I'm doing. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
2239 It'll be alright...I plan to make lemonade. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2240 He's giving us some lemons, but something tells me we won't have time to make lemonade. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2241 I hate lemonade. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
2242 They're hot cross buns. What do you suppose that means? 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2243 He says they're perfect for lemonade. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2244 Okay, so death is dealing us lemons. Now what? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
2245 Let's just get one for your mother 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2246 Put these next to the ones from Life. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2247 We are going to need a more optimistic metaphor. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2248 Yes, people change, but maybe that’s your sweet tooth talking. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2249 If he's here for me, you can at least make lemonade. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2250 He says I still have time to make some lemonade. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2251 Thanks for bringing my lemons back in one piece Danny! 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2252 Life doesn't give you lemons 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2253 Look Carol, even with a big scary sickle, the poor chap can't cut his lemons. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2254 I heard they just redesigned their whole costumer experience 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2255 He says it’s preservative free. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2256 It’s the new neighbor everyone keeps talking about 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
2257 I ordered something special for your family’s dessert. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
2258 Is there a good aphorism to tell me what to do when Death gives me lemons? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2259 You don’t think this mustache makes me look like an asshole? 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
2260 Okay. So, I have the recipe for when life hands you lemons; I hope you have the one for when death does. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2261 It's not The Grim Reaper. It's just Meryl Streep doing research for a part. She told me. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2262 So you can still enjoy Woody Allen movies but I can’t enjoy these empanadas? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2263 After last year what have we got to lose? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2264 Honey, if we recruit 3 friends to sell lemons, and they each recruit 3 friends to sell lemons then we can make $10,000/month! 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2265 He said he only takes crypto 1.3067 0.07346 75 59 9 7
2266 It's step 2 in his 12-step rehabilitation program. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2267 but honey, life hasn’t given us lemons for so long… 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2268 When Death gives you lemons, make sugar water. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2269 He says they’ve been preserved 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2270 I’m dying to try these lemons. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2271 You still got your grandma's recipe for lemonade? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2272 But why not? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2273 I’m sure that is to die for. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2274 We've been friends since high school. That's when I started being completely soulless. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
2275 They're not organic? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
2276 Don’t worry, we are giving this lemonade to people we don’t like. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
2277 Life is OOO this week, Death is filling in 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2278 Nobody said what would happen if death gives you lemons 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2279 Yeah, yeah, I know, but I’ll make the lemonade anyway. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2280 He says these will help us sleep better. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2281 Hey babe could you go grab life and tell him his lemons are here? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2282 Yeah, but their organic and non-gmo. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2283 It worked out ok with that Life guy yesterday 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2284 Does your mother have any pithy sayings for these, Cheryl? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2285 Carol, just because you hold a doctorate in symbolic pun studies doesn’t mean you have to overthink everything. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2286 See Melania, Hell’s not THAT bad 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2287 He’s inviting us to his Open House. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
2288 We'll think of something. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
2289 I don’t even like lemonade 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
2290 So what do you make when death hands you lemons? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2291 When death gives you lemons, you pucker up. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2292 What’ have we got to lose? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2293 It's a sample from the new bakery the 'Slim Keeper' 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2294 When death gives you lemons, you make . . . Oh, who am I kidding? We're screwed. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2295 But what do you make when death gives you lemons? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2296 I don't know of they're organic, Linda, and I'm not going to ask. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2297 I’m pretty sure now we’re meant to give up 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2298 The food in this place is to die for. 1.3049 0.05401 82 58 23 1
2299 Babe it’s 2021. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2300 .We dont have to make lemonade. We can put them under the hydrangeas to make them turn blue. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
2301 I know he looks suspicious, but hey, free delivery! 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
2302 Trust me, they're that good. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2303 It’s part of an image makeover program.” 1.3043 0.07809 69 55 7 7
2304 We can always add some vodka. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
2305 His kindness scares me to death. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
2306 Honey, this is our new neighbor. He says these dumplings are so good they'll take your breath away. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
2307 Well, it's certainly not angel food cake! 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2308 Says they're vegan. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
2309 We can regift... 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2310 These are truly to die for. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
2311 When death gives you lemons... run away, it's a trap. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2312 Sorry, Matilda. Apparently this past year was so bad, even he couldn’t turn them into lemonade. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2313 When Death gives you lemons… margaritas? 1.3043 0.05950 69 49 19 1
2314 You know what they say, when death hands you lemons you make cabinets… ‘cause you’re screwed. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
2315 So sue me, I'm regifting. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2316 Can we assume he’s immunized? 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
2317 ‘These are for you, my love…’ 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2318 we made enough lemonade in the past year, I could go for a cocktail 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2319 Honey, we're not asking for a bargain, can't you see this man worked himself to death? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2320 Honey, this is just my weekly subscription to Hello Death. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2321 It’s a common misconception… 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2322 ' When death gives you lemons, you don't complain' 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2323 I laced them with Ex-Lax. I figure he will be on the toilet until I’m 100!!! 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
2324 He said his cousin’s taking a sick day. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
2325 Why not, hon? They’re free! 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
2326 I have found my zest for life. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
2327 He’s short one, should I say something? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
2328 I don’t have any cash for a tip, can you just take a bite of one and pretend that you’re choking? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2329 That moment you thought it was life handing you lemons... 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2330 Should we be worried about the neighborhood based on this welcome gift? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
2331 You know income inequality is bad when even he has a side gig. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2332 He says he's vaccinated. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2333 If Death hands you lemons, hey, it’s better than the alternative. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2334 Says Trump gave him a really bad image during the pandemic. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2335 I told you it's dangerous to eat food beyond its expiration date. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2336 For such a grim guy, he sure makes some tender beignets. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2337 Forget the talk about lemonade—I just think this is very bad. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2338 Life... Death... Come on hun... It'll be lemonade to die for. 1.3030 0.05700 66 46 20 0
2339 It’s for the REALLY hard lemonade. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2340 : He says they were grown in his hot house 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2341 I think I'd recognize Life if I saw him; he's the one with the lemons. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2342 I guess life is still working remotely 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2343 Can you check the fridge if we have any more simple syrup and cyanide left? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2344 He says he's called The Grim Ripener. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2345 His lemon scones are to die for. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2346 No, I don't think "make lemonade" is the correct answer. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2347 Is there a proverbial expression for this scenario? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2348 Fattening, yes, but the calories won't kill you. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
2349 I expected him to make the lemonade. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2350 Maybe he'll want some lemonade???? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2351 These are killer empanadas. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2352 Well, how do you know Life didn’t send him? 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
2353 ...and so when Death gives you lemonades, I grow a plant. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2354 I just went for the one Amazon Prime Day deal, okay? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2355 Lemon cake? Lemon pie? Lemon bars? Where do you keep all those recipes? 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
2356 Trust me: hell fire is much better than mesquite . . . 1.3023 0.06834 86 68 10 8
2357 Devil's Food No Doubt. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2358 But, honey, he says they're free. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
2359 Chill. They're Paleo and Keto friendly. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
2360 No, lemonade is what you make when Life hands you a lemon. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
2361 Oh snap! Forgot my phone for a selfie. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
2362 They say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When death gives you limes, what the hell are you supposed to make? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2363 I thought it was LIFE that was supposed to give us the lemons... 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2364 Yes, honey, I know it's Death,and I don't want to disappoint him, but you know I'm allergic to citrus fruit. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2365 When Death gives you Lemons, make Whiskey Sours. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2366 Tart lemons will be the death of me 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2367 what are you worried about? they're gluten-free. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
2368 These make killer lemonade. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2369 He insists. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2370 Pretend that you don’t know that they are all laced with poison and say that you have just finished eating. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2371 I ordered 9, Frank. What delivery service did you use this time? 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
2372 Wanna make spiked lemonade? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2373 Whe life gives you lemons, death gives you the limes 🍋 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
2374 but honey, they're organic! 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2375 we have to make lemonade first! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2376 He says he's sorry for wrecking our family reunion. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2377 Don't worry, he's also a realtor. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2378 When Life gives you lemons...lemonade. When...get the salt and tequila, Dear. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2379 Oh, so that's what happened to my car after it died. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2380 Honey,what do we do when Death gives us lemons? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2381 He says there’s an expiration date. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2382 It's a new food concept called 'The Grim Baker'. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2383 If it was life, I’d know what to do with these. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2384 They say these lemons are to die for 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2385 I'll make it, but I don't wanna drink it. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2386 So, when Death gives you lemons, you make what? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2387 I specifically asked for oranges. Is he Death? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2388 Yet another failure of the education system to prepare me for the real world… 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2389 What was that saying again? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2390 Looks like your ‘lemonade to die for’ recipe just backfired. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2391 Do you want them sliced? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
2392 Another resiliency lesson from the Dystopians. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2393 He said they're good, and I don't have any reason to think that they're not good. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2394 Quick - is there an adage for this? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2395 He says its made fresh in the fires of hell 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2396 He wants to know if he can borrow the zester. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
2397 Maybe he’s not so grim after all. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2398 Shall we? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
2399 When Death gives you lemons, make small talk. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2400 Honey, introduce yourself! I didn't get his name the first time... 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2401 They're Deaths warmed over. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2402 Apparently, these lemons are to die for. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2403 Well, it’s for free, honey. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2404 These are not apples, Eve. And he is not a snake. 1.3000 0.07708 70 56 7 7
2405 I think he wants us to make him some lemonade. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2406 Do you know a better way to make lemon-ale? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2407 Apparently, making lemonade is a matter of life and death. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2408 I know, Sylvia! But he brings empanadas. 1.3000 0.05108 90 64 25 1
2409 Life handed them to me. What's fair is fair. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2410 I hear his lemons are to die for. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
2411 I guess you get to make the lemonade. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2412 At least when life gives you lemons, you get time to make lemonade. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2413 He says these will change our lives! 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2414 At least it's organic. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2415 That apple from the serpent was just a teaser. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2416 What's the saying "When Death gives you lemons . . ?" 1.3000 0.05454 80 57 22 1
2417 Samosas? 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
2418 You OK with quid pro quo? 1.3000 0.05966 60 42 18 0
2419 No, this is his brother Jim. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2420 What do you mean, this is one of your Mother's favorite recipes? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2421 This new diet is looking pretty grim. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2422 But the lemonade will be to die for. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
2423 What the hell kind of lemonade am I supposed to make with these? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2424 Do you think I’ll live long enough to make lemonade? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2425 Maybe he'll leave us alone for some time now 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2426 It’s fine hunny, he said they’re organic & all natural! 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2427 What’s the protocol for when death gives you lemons again? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2428 Life must be waiting for the second dose. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2429 Our tea towels never prepared us for this scenario 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2430 I'm sure they're delicious, dear, but you know how deadly sugar is... 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2431 What? All Life ever gives us is crap. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2432 Not his best work, but the Covid vaccine has him bummed out. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
2433 I don't know about you, but I could just die for one of these samosas. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2434 Look Susan, an opportunity like this doesn’t come around every day. Do we still have those two dozen cursed monkey skull goblets? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2435 Quite frankly, I’m sick of life giving me lemons so why not? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2436 He appreciated the fact they are organic and non GMO, but he doesn't like lemonade 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
2437 The good news is I won't have to watch my carbs. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2438 Some wise guy's idea of catch and release 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2439 He's lost his zest for life. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2440 It's better than getting a tote bag. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2441 We’ll make lemonade. It’s not a life or death decision. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2442 I guess life called in sick. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
2443 Don't worry, they're limes. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2444 Diet lemonade, perhaps? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2445 I know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons, but what do I do in this scenario? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2446 If death gives you lemons,do I still make lemonade? 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
2447 You try telling him we have other plans. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2448 Honey, was this our instacart order? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2449 Its not my fault you didnt read the evite. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2450 Sorry sweetie, but you reap what you zest. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2451 See!? I told you there are alternatives to vaccines. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2452 Ever since the scandals involving the boy and girl scouts, I order my cookies direct from the oven. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2453 Honey, we’re vaccinated. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2454 But Karen, are they organic? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2455 Don't panic Honey, this will all be regifted. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
2456 I feel a little bad that we didn't bring anything!" Contes 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
2457 Yes, I remember the muffin man, why? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2458 He says these make killer lemonade. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
2459 With them, he's taken my zest for living. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2460 No, really, he makes a fabulous blood sausage pie. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2461 Its OK, if death gives lemons you make Tequila shots. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
2462 He guarantees this will work on your husband. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2463 Why don’t YOU tell him that you don’t appreciate his sense of irony? 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
2464 It's not like they're gonna kill you... 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2465 I thought I would try the reversing the ‘if life gives you lemons’ philosophy. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2466 We will serve these to the guests who didn't get vaccinated. Now, run along. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2467 I have the feeling making lemonade isn't going to do the trick this time. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2468 He’s partial to blueberry muffins! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2469 Look, I'm not going to mess it up this time 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2470 You only live once, right? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2471 He said making lemonade would be fruitless. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2472 And suddenly the date turns sour 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2473 I hope he's vaccinated. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2474 I'm guessing that were not making lemonade with these... 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2475 well I guess when death gives you lemons you make margaritas and go out with a bang 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2476 As part of our focus on being an equal opportunity workplace, we realized Death is well-qualified to give lemons too 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2477 He said if you bring some potato salad he won't come back till the Fall. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
2478 When Death gives you lemons, accept them graciously... and then jam a pair into his eye sockets and say 'Nyah, nyah, Lemon eyes!' in a sing-songy voice. That's what I always say. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2479 …when death gives you lemons, make invisible ink… 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2480 Maybe this year we might change the recipe 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2481 He says these are the only things he can keep alive in his garden... 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2482 These lemons are to die for! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2483 Hi, yes I am John Waters. You can have a selfie in a minute. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2484 I ordered limes. He brought lemons. Should I still tip him? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2485 Empanadas to die for! 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
2486 -If Death gives you lemons so...? - Yeah. Lemocide. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2487 Leftover salmon mousse. He just came from a dinner party 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2488 I’ve heard of life giving you lemons, but this is ridiculous. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2489 What's that we make when death gives us lemons? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2490 He doesn't look Greek. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2491 I told you that it was an extreme cleanse 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2492 When death gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2493 I told you these were to die for. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
2494 Wait, if death gives you lemons do you still have to make lemonade? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
2495 Look darling, Grim is offering us lemons he himself has reaped 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2496 When Death gives you lemons, you make… oh Hell, what’s the point there’s no positive here! ☠️ 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2497 It's his new desert. Grim Brulee 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2498 We shouldn’t overthink this. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2499 This is to zest up our afterlife. 1.2951 0.05888 61 43 18 0
2500 It's gotta be better than your mother's cooking. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2501 Honey,my psychiatrist said these are for your mother… 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2502 With life it's lemonade, with him, maybe a final lemon Meringue? 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2503 The first one is free. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
2504 When death hands you lemons, throw them at him and run. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2505 He said they work better than the vaccine 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2506 Do you think he wants us to make lemonade, Carol? Tell me that's all he wants. 1.2951 0.05888 61 43 18 0
2507 Did you order something from Uber Eats? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2508 Apparently, Life got tired of giving me lemons. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2509 I miss life. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2510 When handed lemons make a run for it! 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2511 Instadeath is having a promo sale. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2512 I know what to do when Life gives you lemons, but…Death? 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2513 He makes killer lemon zest 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2514 I’m just holding them while he jogs. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2515 As long as he’s giving…it’s the taking that I can live without. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2516 It just needs to be warmed over. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2517 All I know is he didn’t say “death by chocolate”. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2518 So if Death gives you lemons, can you still make lemonade? 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2519 What are the chances that deciding to skip lunch, until after our walk, was a coincidence? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2520 Are we still supposed to make lemonade out of this? 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
2521 His harvest is to die for. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2522 Life was busy today. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
2523 But they are Meyer lemons! 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
2524 Some goodies for our gender reveal party! 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2525 Cinnabummer, but what the hell! 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2526 Who knew he was also a baker. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2527 They’re fat free, too... 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2528 I’m not one to stand on ceremony, but technically, I don’t think we’re allowed to make lemonade. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2529 I know I shouldn't yield to tempatation, but he makes killer muffins. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2530 He says they are my birthday gift from your mother. 1.2941 0.07571 68 54 8 6
2531 When death gives you limes, it's your time. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2532 He says it's our turn to try to correct the whole when "life" gives you lemons thing. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2533 Look, it's not the kiss of death. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2534 Whatever happens next, make these into lemonade. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2535 What do they say about when death hands you lemons,again? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2536 It's the devil, you know? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2537 Honey, what do they say to make when death gives you lemons? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2538 I thought we cancelled the Fruit-of-the-Month subscription" .. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2539 Wanna unlock your zest for death? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2540 He remembered I liked these at the Day of the Dead party. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2541 They don't really mean Death by Chocolate. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2542 Where did you think "hard" lemonade came from? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2543 He says he has a new zest for life. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2544 Honey we can’t exactly turn down such a kind gesture. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2545 He says not to worry, they're gluten free. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2546 He said I better make instant lemonade 'cause I haven't got a lot of time. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2547 Platitudes notwithstanding, he worked himself to the bone picking these. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2548 I heard lemons are a vax alternative. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2549 Looks like we bought the farm share. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2550 He's giving life's lemons as a side hustle. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
2551 This is the last diet I try,so help me God. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2552 I’m not sure what to do with them. Apparently he and “Life” aren’t speaking anymore and he can’t return them for us. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2553 She says she felt bad for coming with no warning 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2554 Do you think he would lend us the scythe? 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
2555 They’re good, but not heart-healthy. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
2556 Honey, let’s make some lemonade for the neighbors. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
2557 I imagined him grimmer 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2558 Your mother's cooking or this? Pretty much a toss up. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2559 His old job became too much for him mid-pandemic. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2560 Warren said these lemons are to die for 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2561 I’ll need something a little stronger than lemonade” 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2562 Well it was thoughtful of him to bring a dish. 1.2927 0.06829 82 65 10 7
2563 He says these buns are something to die for. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2564 Well I have no idea what to make in this situation. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2565 Do you think they’re organic? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2566 I know what to do when Life gives me lemons but what are your thoughts in this scenario? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2567 He says it's fruit from the tree of the knowledge of sweet and sour. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2568 We need to rethink the whole Farm to Table thing. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2569 I’m gonna make a meringue that’s to die for 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2570 I heard they cut off unemployment. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2571 Honey, Do you think they were organically grown? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2572 I told you Florida wouldn’t be so bad. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2573 they’re for his 2020 detox cleanse 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2574 Brought s p e c i f i c a l l y for you, M'Dear. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2575 I don't know, honey. Are we looking for a third? 1.2923 0.07821 65 52 7 6
2576 Should I thank him or try to grab the scythe 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2577 Don't let the XL hoodie put you off 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2578 I hope there's sugar in the afterlife. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2579 When life gives you lemons make lemonade. When death gives you lemons add vodka. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2580 You washed your hands for twenty seconds, right? 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2581 Where’s the tequila? 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2582 Forget the lemonade, just bring some tequila. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2583 I told you not to stiff the last GrubHub driver. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2584 This new app gets you anything delivered from anywhere 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2585 Technically he is a first responder. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2586 He says I’ll never have a better meal as long as I live. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2587 What's the difference? They're still lemons. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2588 He sowed a lot of lemons last year. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2589 Don’t give me that look. These yummy rolls are to die for! 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2590 I don’t think there is an aphorism for this situation. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2591 Amazon is really stepping up their delivery program. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2592 He suggested I make lemonade. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2593 IT'S OK SWEETIE...THEY ARE FOR YOUR MOTHER! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2594 I don't really have a choice, but after I'm gone, you and the kids can make some nice cold lemonade. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2595 I still prefer contactless delivery. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2596 I'm allergic to citrus. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2597 Knock on Death's door and ask for a cup of sugar. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2598 People have been dying to try them. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2599 ...and you invited ALL our neighbors, right? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2600 I guess we'll just have to make the worst of it. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2601 Yes, Honey. I know it's Death giving us lemons. It's safer than the ones that Life has given to us since 2020, to be honest. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2602 Hun we get to make lemonade, and get a vacation to eternity. Wherever that is? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2603 Honey, I thought life was bringing lemons to the picnic? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2604 It's not just life that wants you to make lemonade. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2605 I'll tell you what's risky - not having a multiple supplier strategy. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2606 He said they're for the master cleanse. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2607 No, they haven’t been sitting out too long. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2608 Take your sweet time finding the sugar, ok? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2609 You said “Kill him with kindness!” 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2610 I was his tax evasion attorney and lost his case. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2611 We've been in the neighborhood long enough, it's time to meet our baker. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2612 Either way, this might kill us. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2613 I told you K Street would be a friendly neighborhood, honey 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2614 This lemonade will be to die for 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
2615 Honey, It’ll be fine. Have you seen what he does with chocolate? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2616 Devil's food, schmevil's food! 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2617 No. He's the grim "riper." 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2618 Forget the tonic...just get the Gin, maybe some Tequila and the salt shaker..and hurry! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2619 If the Grim Reaper only offers lemons,insist on a side of Vodka. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2620 I think it is a serving of filet of souls." 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2621 Honey, I told you that free isn’t always free. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2622 Honey, it's fine I've been vaccinated 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2623 I wouldn’t worry. They’re organic. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2624 I think we still should make lemonade, just the hard kind. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2625 No, no, that’s ‘when Life hands you lemons...’ There’s no good side to this at all.” 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2626 I mean, consider the alternatives 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2627 He says they're not from California. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2628 I’m returning what life gave me. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2629 I thought he said "Would you like a FAST SUPPER" 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2630 When Death gives you lemons, there’s not much you can do with them. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2631 He said, ‘Only the first one’s bitter’. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2632 Death gives you limes I guess. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
2633 I think your mother would enjoy some fresh-squeezed lemonade. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2634 He said these scones are to die for! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2635 He seems friendly. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2636 That's the choice. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2637 Enjoy these killer-good pastries. Never mind who delivered them. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2638 If death gives you lemons, what do you do? 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2639 Whatever else, I’m damn sure not making lemonade. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2640 You were right, your mom did know we tossed the juicer. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2641 I've heard these are killer! 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2642 Yes I kiss up to him all I can. Just make sure never to touch him 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2643 Don' t worry, I'm vaccinated. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2644 Feeling like Death Warmed Over? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2645 Only one catch - we must NOT make lemonade. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2646 Have you tried my lemonade, Karen? It's to die for. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2647 The Lem Reaper 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2648 Life is still remote. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2649 I thought this was Life's job honey? Still, it's better than the alternative, I suppose? 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2650 I guess he heard you make a killer lemonade. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
2651 Just be thankful it's not sour grapes again. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2652 I don’t care what his line of work is. He’s our neighbor and he brought us lemons. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2653 I just saw a recipe in the Times for bitter fruit. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2654 Now we know why he's not spending enough time in DC. 1.2895 0.07210 76 61 8 7
2655 Honey, I told you life was out of lemons so we have to borrow some from death. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2656 The neighbours said his cream puffs are to die for. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2657 It's a going away gift because I'm vaccinated. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
2658 Never hurts to get on someone’s good side… 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2659 At least they are organic. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2660 But it's totally keto.. 1.2895 0.07210 76 61 8 7
2661 Because I could not shop for Death, he kindly shopped for me. It's called Death-at-your-Doordash. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2662 You know the old saying, "When Death hands you lemons......" 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2663 They're vegan. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2664 Just trying to be nice, dear. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2665 ‘it’s a meringue, Janet, how hard can it be?’ 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
2666 Don’t worry dear, they’re organic. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2667 This lemonade is going to be bitter 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2668 When life, er whatever 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2669 When death gives you lemons on a silver platter, nothing is proverbially certain but taxes. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2670 We could do lemonade. Or maybe steep them in vodka and leave zonked. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2671 I think this is known as the last supper. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2672 He says they have gluten-free options. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2673 A lemon in the hand… or something. Anyway, he says they’re free. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2674 He said he can only spare one of us 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2675 The least we can do is give him an A for effort 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2676 Honey, I HAVE to. Supermarket prices are murder. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2677 „Okay, but when Death gives you lemons, now you really ought to squeeze the life out of them good and make that lemonade” 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
2678 Listen Mary, he has the best prices in town, the farmers market is charging too much! 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2679 No really it’s safe. We’ve tested it. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2680 I haven't always been a gentleman but this time, I insist, you go first. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2681 He said something about our last supper. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2682 Now do you feel welcome to the neighborhood honey? 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2683 They're for you, dear. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2684 He says they’re glutin-free, but don’t believe him for a second. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2685 You cooking was killing me so I thought I'd go full speed ahead and complete the task. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2686 But they look so tasty-- what could possibly go wrong? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2687 Oh, he’s just filling in while Life is on vacation. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2688 Saw it on Uber and thought I would try it - Death Warmed Over 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2689 It's our last meal...should we tip 'em ??? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2690 The silver lining is I hated making lemonade. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2691 When Death gives you lemons, make lemonade, am I right?! **Laugh, Kathrine...laugh for god's sake or he'll kill us both** 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2692 Supply chain issues. He's filling in. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2693 Esse é o Bolsonaro de quem eu te falei 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2694 ‘I told you it was faster than Amazon’ 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2695 He says they’re very high in vitamin C, which stops you getting sickle. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2696 He said , " This is the cure for Covid-19". 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2697 I’m stumped. Every moron knows what to do when life hands you lemons, but death? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2698 Get a lot of sugar. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2699 Sorry sweetie, it was only until death grew us tart. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2700 When death gives you lemons, make tarte au citron. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2701 When Death gives you lemons, I make lemonade anyway. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2702 The whole neighborhood's been talking about his killer crabcakes. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2703 he’s got the best produce in town but my image of him really changed after finding out he’s antivax 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2704 Lemonade? For Sukkot?! 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
2705 Hell, I don't know... I think we still make lemonade. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2706 These limes will make margaritas to die for. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2707 I have a lemonade to die for. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2708 Maybe I should be making lemonade, but I can't help but think there's a trick in here. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2709 Wait until you see what happens when Death gives you lemons 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2710 Were u expecting something else? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2711 These are for the wedding, honey 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2712 They're for my in-laws. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2713 Yes, but they're the SCONES of death. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2714 Right now I’ll take it 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2715 He said "trick or treat," so I thought it was better to take the treat. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2716 C'mon baby, don't fear the éclair 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
2717 Tom, don't listen to her they're not death lemons. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2718 He says Life is on vacation, so we shouldn’t even bother making lemonade. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2719 You know what they say: "When Death gives you lemons, make lemonade." 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2720 He’s killing us with kindness. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2721 You said you didn't want to cook tonight. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2722 I'll take them, he should know a lot about scurvy. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2723 Not sure if he said last nights supper or last supper? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2724 You said living next to a cemetery would give us good neighbors! 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2725 He says they're Covid Game Hens. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2726 At least we won't get scurvy on the Styx. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2727 we'll make limoncello for the after party 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2728 I think this hostess gift is for you. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2729 Death, it's the new life. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2730 Croquet? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2731 Oooo! Smells like almonds. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2732 When death gives you lemons, you can make lemonade, but it won’t help. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2733 At least they’re not apples. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2734 They're so delicious and you'll only eat one! 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2735 These ought to make a killer lemonade. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2736 We’ll, they are free. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2737 I thought lemons were on the good-for-you list. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2738 The Chinese word for mid-life crisis is opportunity. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2739 It's okay. I'm giving HIM the lemons. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2740 Wow, a special type that won't trigger my lemon allergy?!? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2741 I’ll eat, you run 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2742 You know what they say, Honey…seriously - what do they say? 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2743 He finds homemade lemonade eases the transition. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2744 we can save it for a late supper 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2745 They're fat-free, sugar-free and gluten-free. What could go wrong? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2746 When Death gives you lemons….make something stronger than lemonade 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2747 I'm thinking Limoncello. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2748 What are we supposed to make out of these? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2749 I know to do with them when life gives them to me, but death?? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2750 I’ve heard of life giving you lemons, but death? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2751 I’ll make ‘Death Jam’ lemon marmalade to accompany your ‘Death by Chocolate’ cake 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2752 Look honey, Kyle’s lemons 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2753 He got too many in his CSA box this week 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2754 . « I thought it would have been apple» 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2755 When death hands you limes I guess 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2756 He stole this from life 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2757 When Death gives you lemons, you make peace with all the lemonade you never made. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2758 Probably still healthier than fast food 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2759 He said this was our chance to add some more zest to our life before it’s all over. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2760 I don’t want to die of scurvy 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2761 It's a peace offering...for Fluffy. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2762 Well no, I guess we dont HAVE to make lemonade... 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2763 Did you bring the hand sanitizer? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2764 You know what they say, when a natural part of life gives you lemons... 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2765 Don’t judge a cook by his cover - these scones are to die for! 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2766 I don’t like this one bit Karen...” “Just do it Jim... I need the lemons for my tart 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2767 Well frankly, the ones Life gave us this year were far to bitter. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2768 You figure it out. I just know we don't make lemonade 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2769 What? It’s two negatives…Really, it’s positive. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2770 Well, Life was fresh out so... 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2771 Margaritas tonight? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2772 Hey, we're all gonna die anyway. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2773 Helen, I'd like you to meet our new neighbor Mr. Reaper. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2774 Honey, these are to die for! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2775 When death gives you lemons, you make a killer vodka lemonade. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
2776 Try one. They’re death warmed over. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
2777 Maybe you should accept. I think he's looking for those over 5 million that did not get their second shoot. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2778 When Death gives you lemons, I say make a hot toddy! 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
2779 Does he look vaccinated to you? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2780 When death gives you lemons, you may as well spike the lemonade. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2781 He says he can't accept the fritters, doesn't play chess, and "Beetlejuice" is more realistic than "Ghost Story." 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2782 I thought it was "life" that hands you a lemon. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2783 I promise you Eve. It's just a bite. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2784 This is the kind of connections you make when you ask people what they do instead of what they do for work. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2785 Death is a part of life Cynthia, we're still making lemonade. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2786 Well, you’re the one who said your lemonade is to die for! 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2787 He needed a new hobby, now that the pandemic’s over. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2788 He and Beyonce are tired of Life getting all of the credit for lemonade. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2789 We're negotiating more time. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2790 If death gives you lemons, pucker the hell up 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2791 It’s a thank you. Remember I cut his lawn last week? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2792 I think, given the circumstances, limoncello may be more appropriate. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2793 How can we not invite him in for the lemonade? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2794 Honey, he said he'll make us some lemonade so long as we PROMISE not to get vaccinated 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2795 Santa gets cookies. The Grim Reaper gets scones, Nance. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2796 He said he was just at your Mom's house and she wanted you to have these. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2797 Well life was fresh out of them, and he makes a lethal Gin and Tonic. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2798 Don’t look a gift horse in whatever the opposite of mouth is. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2799 Honey, what’s the saying for when Death gives you lemons again?? 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2800 This is why need to assign the food to bring. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2801 He’s from AOL and he’s asking you to accept a cookie. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2802 I suspect they are high in trans fats. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2803 When Death hands you lemons, make like you like lemons. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2804 Could not think of anything to do with them! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2805 Yes, they're that good! 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2806 I hope he doesn’t plan to come back for the platter. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2807 Oh, Honey. This one’s on you. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2808 I told you I would give anything to get some lemons. So I gave Death my soul! 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2809 Look honey I told you Trump not all bad he brought us lemons 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2810 When Death gives you lemons...game over. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2811 Hell yeah!! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2812 It’s a gift, not a death sentence! 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2813 He says they're low carb. Look how much weight he lost! 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2814 He said these fugu fillets are to die for. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2815 We're gonna have one hell of a lemonade stand this year 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2816 It’s not what it looks like, honey. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2817 I guess he doesn’t know the saying. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2818 It was either this or a handshake. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2819 You try one first, OK? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2820 You make lemonade when LIFE gives you lemons. I'm not sure what we make of this! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2821 Usually it's Life that gives me the lemons, sweetie.. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2822 When death gives me lemons I make lemonade. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2823 They’re Pop-Overs 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2824 Now, now, honey. Let's give him a chance. After all, he was just trying to shake your mother's hand. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2825 He sidelines as the Grim Reamer. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2826 He’s making more of an effort to be civil, but I think he has a long way to go 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2827 Barb, I told you it was the perfect hostess gift! 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2828 Helen, do you think he’ll know it’s a regift? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2829 It’s called death warmed over — what a clever name. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2830 Do you think he'll suspect we're regifting? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2831 He said he’s going to help us move. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2832 He has a real zest for death." 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2833 When death gives you lemons....you put em in a bowl until they rot 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2834 Wouldja believe that Death gives you kumquats? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2835 ... but when death gives you lemons you make lemon squares 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2836 You told me your mother's favorite drink was lemonade! Don't I get credit for listening? 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2837 It taste heaven Susan, try it. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2838 I couldn't find any reviews. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2839 Not the time to make lemonade, right? 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2840 Well, that settles it. We'll have lemonade for your service. 1.2817 0.05376 71 51 20 0
2841 It's a limited time offer. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2842 I think this means the end of the season is near. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2843 His calzones really are to die for 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2844 I told you not to judge a book by its cover. See, he's giving us a welcome to the neighborhood gift. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2845 He's exhausted from the pandemic so decided to reap these instead. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2846 It’s not life, is it? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2847 Don’t worry Honey, I saw a message from Trump on Pinterest saying this was the best way yet to beat the China virus. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2848 Life's not the only one giving out lemons. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2849 Honey, I think these will last us through the lockdown. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2850 Idioms were never my strongpoint 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2851 This is Life actually. It's been a tough year. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2852 Life gave me lemons, I gave those lemons to the Death… so I should be getting lemonade right? 1.2817 0.05376 71 51 20 0
2853 Yes darling…I know what to do when life gives you lemons….but what do you do when death gives you lemons? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2854 This could be the death of me. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2855 I think I’ll still make lemonade. What have I got to lose? 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
2856 O,just a little neighborly gratitude for our vax resistance. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2857 I clicked on an ad for baked goods with really, really dark chocolate. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2858 The lesser known fruity Reaper. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2859 Yes, I'm sure they're fine. Just the same, think about who we want to have "test" the first one. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2860 Oh, don't be paranoid. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2861 Don’t worry, you’ll be getting plenty of flowers. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2862 Before we discuss lemonade, let's see if they are expired. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2863 At least we won’t die from scurvy... 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2864 He’ll bring the tequila over next. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2865 But this what the therapist recomanded darling. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
2866 I don't think we should turn down perfectly good lemons just because the proverb wasn't on spot, honey. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2867 Hell hath no fury like a lemon scorned 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2868 It wouldn't be neighborly to refuse. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2869 He said something about being the sole owner if I accept it. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2870 "I'm guessing we won't have time to make lemonade. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2871 He says he has a bare-bones recipe. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2872 I know they say to make lemonade when LIFE gives you lemons. They never tell you what to make when DEATH gives them to you. I’m going with limoncello. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2873 Typically, I never trust a skinny cook. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
2874 Looks like death’s running low on the poisonous apples. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2875 Thank goodness, I thought he said he was coming "with demons". 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2876 Should I tell him? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2877 He seems to want something. I told him the other guy just gave them to us. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2878 They're non-GMO, low calorie, gluten free. How bad could they? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2879 He is suggesting we make something a little stronger than lemonade. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2880 Yes, I agree we should be careful about accepting gifts from strangers. But look at him. What's the worse that could happen? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2881 They're made from a killer recipe 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2882 Do you think this is the same thing as Life giving you lemons? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2883 I don't think this one is a scam...do you? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2884 He's the grim 'reaper' honey. Surely he knows how to farm lemons. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2885 You're thirsty, trust me. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2886 I think he said 'may contain wheat.' 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2887 I know, I know, these will be the death of me. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2888 He says they’re self-toasting. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2889 But when Death hands them to you, make lemon martinis. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2890 I don't think we need to worry about them being "gluten-free" 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2891 I think we have time for one dumpling before we get to the railroad crossing. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2892 Ever since penicillin, these guys have all been looking for work. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2893 Well, we all know what happens when life gives you lemons. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2894 I’m listening and I hear you, but you’re hung up on life’s bitter aftertaste. These have a sweeter afterlife. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2895 I don't do fresh. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2896 Look hon, a gift from Climate future! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2897 See, the joke here is that it's Death giving you the lemons. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2898 What…you told me to get close to our neighbors. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2899 Let's face it when Death hands you lemons there's no time to make lemonade. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2900 You've tried Death by Chocolate? Now try Chocolate by Death! 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2901 I am preparing a glorious Death by Lemon torte for your going away party. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2902 Yes I know they saying, but he's not exactly Life is he? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2903 I’m just regifting the lemons Life gave me. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2904 Yeah, but it is gluten-free. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2905 I believe it’s pronounced ménage á trois..” 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2906 He says, lemon juice and a little baking soda will remove blood stains. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2907 I can't say no to free lemons 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
2908 It’s worth it, Karen. They’ll make a killer lemon tart. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2909 Well, you know what they say, give the devil his do and when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
2910 What do you do whenDeath hands you lemons? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2911 I' don't know. If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But if it's death, I guess it's just lemons. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2912 It’s buy one, get one free! 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2913 He says the government doesn’t want us to know it’s more effective than the vaccine. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2914 Very pretty, but impossible to eat. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
2915 Life is overrated. I get my lemons from death now. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2916 Don't worry, I'm just going to re-gift them anyways. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2917 That's for business; this is what he reaps for fun. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2918 We’ll take them to your family’s reunion! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2919 These cookies are to die for. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2920 Yes I get it, I’m just thirsty okay? 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2921 He says it’s free range. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2922 Oh,these are just to die for. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2923 Just wait till you meet the homeowners’ association board. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2924 You sure you ordered these? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2925 He says it’s time for him to start giving back to the community. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2926 If you get lemons, might as well make lemonade. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2927 Well it would’ve been rude to show up without a housewarming gift. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2928 You know why I always say….. when death hands you lemons……tequila shots! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2929 I asked you to pick up limes. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2930 No, it’s alright, they said to expect this with the new healthcare plan 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2931 So when death hands you lemons, you make your mom’s lemon bar recipe? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2932 Tell Life the deal is off. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2933 Babe, how hungry are you, exactly? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2934 Whadda ya mean don't trust 'em cuz its not Halloween? 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2935 When death gives you lemons, you sure as hell won’t be making lemonade. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2936 He said we can serve them at the wake. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2937 Oh no, now we have to make lemonade -- quickly! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2938 Don't worry about your cooking -- he's already dead. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
2939 Any chance they just look alike? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2940 He's giving us limes. What possibly could go wrong? 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
2941 He keeps wanting me to bake more. I swear it will be the death of me. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2942 ...but when DEATH gives you lemons, you will shortly choke and die. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2943 When death gives you lemons you can make lemonade - it just tastes different. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2944 Relax honey, they're limes. 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2945 Come on. If he was going to kill me, wouldn’t he just use the sythe? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2946 I know when life gives you lemons you make lemonade, what do I do with the lemons Death gives me? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2947 Oh, come on! What harm could one little treat do? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2948 These Instacart fees are getting ridiculous. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2949 He says they’re handmade by Sam and Ella. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2950 Yes honey, they’re gluten free” 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2951 Where are your apples Eve? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2952 Someone told him your lemon meringue pies are to die for. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2953 Don’t you know the saying ‘when life gives you lemons’? 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2954 Honey, he said they’re organic. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2955 At least Death’s lemons are literal. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2956 I guess we’re reaping the benefits 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2957 Revenge is a drink best served cold. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2958 We'll google it; "When death gives you lemons?" 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2959 Perfect! Just a TASTE of death. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2960 Asking for a friend. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2961 Actually, when death gives you lemons, you make sorbet. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2962 He says if we make him some lemonade he won't kill us. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2963 Is that death? No, it’s just Hello Fresh! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2964 But honey, he comes bearing gifts. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2965 He says they're perfect for the funeral reception. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2966 He says to make lemonade. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2967 Lemonade, of course, dear. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2968 I know what to do when life gives you lemons; any ideas what to do in this situation? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2969 They can't be deadlier than your mom's cooking. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2970 Life had a prior engagement; he’s just filling in. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2971 Well honey they do say don't fear the reaper. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2972 Looks like we’re making demonade. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2973 When Death gives you lemons, make a witches brew. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2974 He says it's OK if we're not wearing masks & aren't vaccinated 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2975 If death offers you lemons, you can still make lemonade. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2976 We need to make lemonade! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2977 Well,he said they were okay to eat because there’s no canned salmon in them 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2978 Oh good...he says they are organic, but says the filling is a surprise 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2979 I expected more for the last supper. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2980 You've got to try one ... they're to die for. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2981 What? He told me his lemonade recipe is to die for… 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2982 Don't worry he's gonna bring the platter back next weekend. He said he was already planning on stopping by anyway 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2983 Yes I know it’s Death giving me lemons Tiffany, it’s called irony. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2984 I’m gonna throw these away as soon as he leaves. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2985 When death gives you lemonade, you make lemons. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2986 Honey, would you check the nextdoor app on any reports about this guy, i’m getting a bad vibe. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2987 In this scenario we don’t make lemonade. We make lemon drops. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2988 These are meant to be eaten in a hotter climate than this. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2989 Honey, when death gives you lemons… 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2990 We can make Lemonade! 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2991 Don't worry. I'll write my will tomorrow. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2992 You've gotta try these. He says the key is to bake them in hellfire! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2993 Before 2020, kids had lemonade stands. After 2020…..they’re doing this I guess. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2994 You first" 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2995 When death hands you lemons, make a Monster Energy Drink. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2996 It's a lemon entree my dear Watson. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2997 Let’s check the expiration date. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2998 I expected this from life, but not from death! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2999 He wants to take down his rival in the lemonade market. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3000 What? I lost my sense of irony along with smell and good taste. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
3001 He calls them The Great Beyond Burgers. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3002 I hear his empanadas are to die for. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3003 Did he said it' S-our time??? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3004 Just how gluten-free are you? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3005 Well u remember what Beyonce said right. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3006 Honey, all are welcome in this neighborhood. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
3007 I’ll make lemonade. But how do I return the dish? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
3008 He's serving us on the lid of our garbage pail. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
3009 Your sister was right: we should move. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
3010 Honey, dont worry, am going to make lemonades out of this 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
3011 He has a great 2 for 1 deal, fruits and our names engraved on a limestone 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
3012 Delores be a doll and bring the gin and tonic. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
3013 These are for my main squeeze. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
3014 I guess life's all out of lemons these days 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
3015 But the caterer swears it will be the 'End all, be all' culinary experience of a lifetime. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3016 Why are you looking at me like that? He has a better track record than those kids at the lemonade stand. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3017 He represents a dying industry. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3018 I live for cheat days. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
3019 Any suggestions? I only know what to do when Life gives you lemons. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3020 Why would you say ‘Watch out they’re probably HOT’ OUCH son of a b..! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3021 Dear, what time is your Mother having her lemonade social? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3022 Mmmmm You’ll die for these 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3023 It’s for you—my way of saying sorry. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3024 I’m just trying to make lemonade out of your bullshit, Karen. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3025 'He said they're fresh out the oven'. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
3026 Oh, come on Betty! Have some fun! Take a chance. It's not going to kill you!" 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3027 We could just make lemonade. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3028 We can use these! Your parents are coming over! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3029 I’ve never been one to turn down a good lemon 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3030 Well, this is akward...I only know what to do if LIFE gives you lemons.... 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3031 You think its a scam? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3032 You asked for a cocktail with a twist. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
3033 Don’t be absurd. Now go start on the meringue! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3034 Who is this and what are these? 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
3035 You said you wanted to make lemonade. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3036 Odd scenario, huh? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3037 He said ‘no strings attached.’ Apparently lemonade was the other guy’s thing. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3038 When death gives you lemons. Turn them into batteries to charge your Tesla. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
3039 What the heck, I'll make lemonade. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
3040 Life is so busy these days, you know. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
3041 And what does your inspirational poster say about this,Cheryl? 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
3042 I don't understand, you normally can't resist any dessert called Death by Chocolate. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3043 Every man's gotta walk his own path. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3044 Life? Death? Whatever! 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3045 He may be the personification of death, but his lemon meltaways are the definition of delicious. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3046 Arnold Palmers? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3047 But honey, they’re not just regular lemons, they are Meyer Lemons 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3048 Don’t worry, giving lemons is just his side hustle 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3049 You're so suspicious. How this cannot be life? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3050 What does it say in the book about when death gives you lemons? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
3051 He said Life gave him a whole bushel and could he bring some over. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3052 I prefer these to the ones life has been giving me 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3053 Be careful, they're a little hot. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3054 Is lemonade customary in this case, too? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3055 But I've never tried soul food. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3056 He wants us to make lemonade to go. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3057 How much worse could it be if Death gives you lemons? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3058 This is the step where he makes direct amends. See Debra, the past year was hard for all of us. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3059 Don’t worry, he said he was vaccinated 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3060 You know, you really ought to smile more often. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3061 He brags that "These are to die for!". 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3062 Come to think of it, I have been craving your mother's lemon meringue pie. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
3063 In this case, we would make a Tom Collins. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3064 Come on, honey, 'to die for' is just an expression. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
3065 Oh, how nice! Our new neighbor is giving us welcome to the neighborhood cookies. He says, "They're to die for." 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3066 Have you ever heard of the 'Lemon Giver' before? 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3067 OK so we definitely don't make lemonade. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3068 We're going to hell anyway so....What the hell? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
3069 I can either accept these or let him take me 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3070 No honey, that's when LIFE hands you lemons. These ones I'm going to throw out. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
3071 Honey, are these gluten free? 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3072 Why are you so suspicious? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
3073 Did you call Uber Eats? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
3074 He says Thank You ... claims he hasn't eaten in ages. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
3075 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But Death? Lemon poppy-seed scones. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
3076 "He says it's genuine soul food." 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
3077 I know I’m supposed to make lemonade when Life gives you lemons, but what’s the etiquette for when Death brings them? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3078 He can cut it in half but I wouldn't take more than one. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
3079 Helen,you remember our neighbor, Johnny Depp. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3080 He’s rebranding himself now as G.R., the kinder, gentler Reaper. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
3081 Call your mother! 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3082 He heard that I make a killer lemon mojito. 1.2727 0.05524 66 48 18 0
3083 He's saying I need to make lemonade 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
3084 When life,and honey you know death is a part of life,hands us lemons,we must make lemonade. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3085 Do you think making lemonade is still an option? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3086 I don't care who gives them to me, I like lemonade. 1.2727 0.07648 66 54 6 6
3087 Relax. He's not expecting lemonade. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
3088 Is this caricature trying to tell us it is our last super or did you forget to pay as we left the restaurant and this is their way to collect! 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
3089 It's ok he is from The New Yorker cartoon department. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
3090 Oh, honey these are for you. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3091 When Death hands you a lemon, make hand sanitizer. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3092 I just want to see if he’ll make lemonade. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3093 Well at least we know he won’t give them back. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
3094 I guess ‘support small businesses’ was just another instagram story to you, Bethany 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
3095 When death gives you lemons, you make a Lemon Drop Martini and wait 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
3096 Psst, Sharon... He comes with a hostess gift? 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3097 A little derivative... 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
3098 Life gives you lemons, but Death gives you limes. Prepare the margaritas, Sally! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3099 We can't be rude, he is our neighbor. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
3100 I tell you these are to die for. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3101 I know there's no such thing as a free lunch, but I'm just crazy for empanadas! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
3102 Call the Proverb Breakdown Unit. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3103 Don’t worry Karen, they’re organic 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
3104 He says that they will make lemonade to die for! 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
3105 Things have been crazy at work, so he bakes to de-stress. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3106 Will Ya Look At These Lemons? At Least He Isn't Selling Cars! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3107 It’ll make lemonade to die for. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
3108 You don't think these just 'fell' from the tree, do you? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
3109 The intention is what counts, appearances always deceive darling 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
3110 Yeah, I could have gotten them from Life, but then what to do next was too prescriptive. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3111 He wants us to spike the lemonade Carol, it won't kill you. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
3112 After this past year? I’ll take my chances. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
3113 Best delivery service. She always finds you. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
3114 COVID is really affecting jobs, huh? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
3115 So, this is how I die. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
3116 Tequila shots? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3117 As in Life, so in Death. If you get lemons, you make lemonade. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3118 He says starting your morning with hot lemon water actually is the answer. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3119 At least we'll have lemonade ? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3120 It's OK Denise. All the research says you can't get Covid from food. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
3121 I’ve waited my whole life to try one of these. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3122 Not sure we can make lemonade out of this one. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3123 I heard life was on leave today. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3124 I think Jason thinks we're kinkier than we really are. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3125 Life looks a lot different these days. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3126 Life’s going through an emo phase but he means well. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3127 Ya, I know my options, Amy, and I’m sorry but I told you already ‘I’d rather die than play 1 more board game.’ 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3128 I don’t care what they are, look how lean this guy is! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3129 Should I tell him that Life already brought us these? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3130 It’s FREE Ana... it won’t do anything to me. Trust me ! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
3131 Life isn’t looking too good nowadays. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3132 Honey, what do you do when Death gives you lemons? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3133 Well, why not? My life hasn't exactly been a bowl of cherries. 1.2706 0.04847 85 62 23 0
3134 Our retirement community's wellness committee just wants to welcome us on board. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3135 When death gives you lemons, you run as fast as you can. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3136 It's better than the lumps of coal he offered last week. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
3137 The lemonade I’ll make with these will be to die for. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
3138 Don't you remember, honey? We'd agreed to split the Costco bag of lemons with him. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3139 Barefoot Contessa's recipe specifically calls for lemons from a Grim Reaper or store bought is fine. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3140 He’s been baking non-stop ever since Loki won the great British Bake Off 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
3141 Lemonade? 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
3142 He can sit with your side of the family. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
3143 He says, "No thanks," he's come to keep his appointment with you. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
3144 I KNOW they're not heart healthy, but what the hell. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
3145 They say his Devi's Food Cake is to die for. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
3146 It's only a Save The Date party 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
3147 Hmmm. Lemons. I would've thought Death would have more imagination. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
3148 My emotional intelligence says better to go with the offer. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
3149 No, that’s if LIFE hands you lemons; don’t worry, I know what I’m doing. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
3150 of course we’ll make the lemonade, but it’s a bit derivative, no? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
3151 This is gonna make some killer lemonade. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
3152 Should we tell him that we already got some from life? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3153 I’ve always been more of a “if life gives you lemons, then just curl up and die”” kind of guy… 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3154 "I know what to do when Life gives me lemons, but ... Do you know how to make demonade?" 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3155 It's only polite, Alice 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
3156 I guess he was Grim Reaping in a Lemon Grove. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3157 Why are you always so focused on the downside? 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
3158 Doesn’t Life usually give you lemons? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3159 He didn’t have any avocado toast, dear. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
3160 I thought you said it was contactless delivery? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3161 Don’t look at me like that, life never gave me lemons. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3162 When Death gives you lemons, you don’t ask questions. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3163 He says you can make Kool-Aid with these” 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3164 Apparently after being fired from the White House Steve Bannon moved on to grocery delivery. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3165 If Death brings you lemons . . . Make lemonade? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3166 Look. I say we take these,and I think we'll be on our way. OK? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
3167 You love these. They’re called ‘death by chocolate’. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
3168 When Death hands you lemons, make Arnold Palmers. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
3169 Would you care for a horror derve? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
3170 Relax, Beverly. He says his taster recommended them. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
3171 He's asking if we'd prefer chocolate. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
3172 In which Death explains being inspired by babies eating lemons videos. “I love seeing their faces during those last moments.” 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
3173 When Death gives you lemons, can you still make lemonade? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
3174 He says they make a lemon pie to die for. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
3175 The lemons life gives you 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
3176 Life gave me lemons so I’m giving death lemons. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
3177 I don’t know. They never taught us what to do when death gives you lemons… 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
3178 look you don't have to eat any! 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
3179 So what if they’re not organic. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
3180 I wouldn't have been so nervous about 'Death comes for us all' if I had known they meant with cookies. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
3181 Say “ no thank you.” 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3182 They're 100% effective against existential viruses. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3183 I’ll probably regret this. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3184 Do you recall the pull date on these? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
3185 It's not life, but can we still make lemonade? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
3186 my other diet plan was not working 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
3187 Don’t worry, it’s just a figure of speech. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3188 Who says death is not generous to a fault? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3189 Apparently,they're to die for 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3190 So what does it mean when Death hands you lemons? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3191 Never miss the chance to make lemonade when life offers you lemons. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
3192 I’m afraid this isn’t a “lemonade” situation. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3193 No point in staying on my diet now,right? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3194 But Margaret, I'm telling you, this lemon-juice therapy will work. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3195 Honey, ask Alexa what they say about death giving you lemons 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
3196 Life’s were getting kinda pricey.” 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
3197 So you met this guy at the farmers market?!... 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3198 What choice do I have? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3199 Death said something about zest for life, but he doesn’t get the irony 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3200 It’s a euphemis 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3201 It's an old family custom: When Death gives you lemons, whip up a batch of whiskey sours. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3202 I don’t care if it’s accurate Nancy, I really don’t think the phrase ‘When Death gives you lemons, it’s quite pleasant actually’ will catch on. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3203 Salvador Dali? Never heard of him. Have you hun" 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3204 Not to worry, he's the delivery service. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3205 When Death brings you lemons,who knows? But it's hard to say no. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
3206 It’s ok…Blue Oyster Cult said there was nothing to fear. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
3207 Don’t worry - this is just his side gig. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
3208 Of course they're to die for, but we really should prepare for another Trump victory. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
3209 When death gives you lemons you make Medicaid 1.2679 0.08638 56 47 3 6
3210 He’s saying he went to therapy and is done being a ”taker.” 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
3211 He's on vacation this week. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
3212 Do you know how to make lemon-hades? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3213 The grim reaper wants to leave a sour taste in our mouths. 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
3214 He says we’ll love ‘em to death. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3215 We'd best not refuse. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3216 Don't be so judgey! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
3217 Maybe you were right about moving to the suburbs. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3218 Looks like Death warmed these over for us. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
3219 Well, it obviously helped him lose weight. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3220 When Death throws you lemons, it's better than the alternative. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
3221 Is he smiling? 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
3222 They say when Death gives you lemons, make limoncello. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
3223 It’s a metaphor for the hobbies I started in quarantine. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
3224 Im not sure this could be considered life giving you lemons... 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3225 Okay, Kathy, this lemonade recipe isn't literally to die for. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
3226 This has to be a double negative 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3227 He says if "death" hands you lemons, you better think about making something stronger than lemonade -- flaming rum punch might be a good start. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3228 Do you want to tell him no? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3229 You worry too much... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3230 They’re for my anti-aging detox. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3231 It’s alright, they’re organic. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
3232 You're just jealous your cooking's not to die for. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
3233 You have to try one...they are simply to die for! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
3234 Thought empanadas show a more diverse flair than Kool Aid. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3235 He says it's best if you don't bother with the ice. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3236 Good grief, now he's giving lemons. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
3237 He said, the GOP sent them to us ? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
3238 When he took his holiday, he brought back fruit” 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3239 I believe the saying is "When life hands you lemons" Lucille. Death could care less what you do with them. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3240 Ah, but when Death hands you lemons ... 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3241 He says he prefers lemon bars. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
3242 Low-fat, sugar-free, why do you ask ? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3243 Do you think these are a welcome gift? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
3244 When Death hands you lemons, make funeral arrangements. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3245 What about baking a lemon pie for your parents? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3246 Quick! What do you do when Death hands you lemons? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3247 When Death hands you lemons, you don't take them. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
3248 You can trust him. He says they are sugar free. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3249 Is it worth it? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3250 They're filled with dread and loathing. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
3251 If he likes my scones, I can get an extra five years. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3252 He calls them the spice of life. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3253 I thought only life did this. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
3254 . . . but what about when it’s him giving me the lemons? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
3255 You know the old adage, 'If death gives you lemons, find other sources of Vitamin C.' 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
3256 Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, but they’re locally sourced. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3257 I asked you to order them from WHOLE FOODS, not HELL FOODS! ‘ 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3258 I said I just traded our lives for these empanadas. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3259 He’s our first guest since lockdown Carol, you could at least TRY to be optimistic 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
3260 you first darling 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3261 I guess you really do reap what you sow 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3262 After you, honey. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3263 Until death do us part, except when death shows up with cocktail fixings. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3264 «Got any change? Death charges for these» 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3265 We can still make lemonade, right? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
3266 Darling, When death gives you lemons, squirt in his eyes. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3267 When they're from Death, it's limoncello. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3268 Trite platitudes never prepared me for this 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3269 Where exactly did they vaccinate him? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
3270 I did tell you I wanted to live in a more exciting neighborhood. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3271 Well, you know that old saying, "When you're given lemons..." I just don't want to piss off this giver. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3272 Your mother will love these! 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
3273 When death hands them to you what do you make? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3274 I don't think lemonade is his thing. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3275 Tell the kids to go get that old lemonade stand 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
3276 He insisted on a parting gift. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3277 Last chance for fresh-baked muffins 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
3278 Did we already sublease our souls for the month of July? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
3279 It might be risky to refuse. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3280 When death give you gives you lemons, don’t ask questions. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3281 It worked the last time he was here. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3282 His deep-fried chicken wings are to die for. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3283 I know the old adage that when life gives you lemons,you make lemonade. I have no clue about this scenario. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3284 But you loved the Death By Chocolate. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3285 Damned if you do and damned if you don't! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3286 who died? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3287 He’s just welcoming us to the neighborhood. Why? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3288 His version of "Top Chef's" Last Chance Kitchen. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3289 at least they're not wooden nickles 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3290 Unfortunately,life gave me lemonade. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3291 Look honey, free lemons! He says welcome to Florida. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3292 He swears it’s gluten free. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3293 See Janet, everyone is reinventing themselves 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3294 What’s the policy on returns again? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3295 ‘Apparently they are not gluten free 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3296 Janice, get woke. Life was cancelled in 2020. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3297 Honey, at this point, whoever is giving us lemons 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3298 I told him I didn't want to eat too much before the main course, but he assured me it wouldn't be a problem. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
3299 They need a second job to make ends meet 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
3300 Get the vodka 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
3301 Hot cross bun? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
3302 But honey these are to die for... 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3303 He says your mother made them for my poker night. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3304 Are you sure we are getting the lemons from the right guy? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3305 He wants to kill your diet, Dear. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3306 Honey, could you bring out the salt and shot glasses? Oh, and the handle of tequila? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3307 Delicious and prepared naturally too -- globally warmed! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
3308 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." It makes him feel more important when people fail 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3309 Yeah, I know, but ZERO calories, and no fat!!! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3310 This is going to sting. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
3311 When Life gave me lemons, I thought I’d regift them to Death. Seemed logical. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3312 There’re six of them, so he’s at least given a few more days? 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
3313 I remain cautiously optimistic. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3314 You know, we can use all the help we can get 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3315 Honey, how many lemons in that Lemon Merinque pie recipe from your Mom 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3316 I know honey, but these companies make is so difficult to return things, we might as well just take them. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3317 Well, what do you do when death gives you lemons? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3318 He said this is for what happened last year 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
3319 This is how it usually ends for us used-car salesmen. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3320 Lime goes well with Corona. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3321 Life, death, whatever, I'm still making us lemonade. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
3322 You see, when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When death gives you lemons, you make limoncello. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
3323 Don’t worry: he said he’s here in his personal capacity. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
3324 No, honey, I was just giving them to him. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
3325 This will be a lemonade to die for 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
3326 Let’s make lemonade. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3327 When life give you demons, make a demon-aid 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3328 These will make a killer lemonade. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3329 He looks kind of emaciated, honey. Maybe I should offer him a couple for the road? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3330 Just one before we go. He says they're healthy. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3331 He wants you to make another batch of your lemonade. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3332 For God's sake Helen, for once keep your gluten sensitivities to yourself. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
3333 I'm telling you it's 100% fine. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
3334 Scratch the lemonade, honey... go grab the gin. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
3335 Seems that when death hands you lemons he prefers Lemon Meringue Pie. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
3336 This lemonade recipe called for Death's Lemons Carol, Life's are too sweet. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3337 Don't worry. He says they're gluten free. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3338 Look, I’ll take them where I can get them. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3339 I mean, he says they're organic. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3340 He states that when life comes up lemons it is time for the reaper. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3341 He said it's a house-warming gift. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
3342 Don’t just stand there - grab the vodka! 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
3343 When death gives you lemons, make key lime pie to die for. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3344 Death reaping is only paying minimum wage. He already owns his own scythe - So I put in a good word at the lemon orchard for him to pick up extra shifts 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3345 People always assume the scythe is for his day job. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3346 When life gives us lemons…wait…okay…admittedly, this is a somewhat different situation. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3347 Its gluten free it’s not like they’ll kill me 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
3348 B-but death is the new life 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3349 If we ever have a "let's turn lemons into lemonade" moment, this is it 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3350 I guess it's not always life that gives you lemons. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3351 What Life giveth, Death taketh away. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3352 When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When death gives you lemons, you run. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3353 He says they're sugar-free. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3354 These will be delicious, he has a marvelous oven at home 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3355 Honestly I have no idea what to do when DEATH gives you lemons. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3356 He's just trying to be more positive about this whole situation. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3357 ...but when DEATH gives you lemons, make...a run for it! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3358 What do I make if he gives me lemons? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3359 Your mother is being overly dramatic again 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3360 Says he’s part of the neighborhood welcoming committee. He reaps his own harvest. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
3361 Let’s make a Lemonadeath! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3362 When who hands you what now? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3363 Pandemic leftovers for your bridge club. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3364 We will bring these to your mother's tonight for desert. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3365 I’m conducting an experiment: I want to know what people do when death gives them lemons. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3366 I’m sorry but the farmer’s market was out so I had to buy non-organic. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3367 He's working his way through college. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3368 He said we can choose the flavour - bitter, sweet, or bittersweet 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3369 I only ordered lemons. These new startup ideas are just getting crazy. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3370 Delivery rates have surely gone up! 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3371 No Frank, it's Life that gives you lemons. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3372 So what are we supposed to make if Death hands us lemons? 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3373 There's a joke here somewhere. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3374 He says we can take one and die, or make an Arnold Palmer if we have some iced tea. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3375 Which would you like for your last meal? They all look deadly sweet! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3376 He's apologizing for all the screaming and digging before 8 am. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3377 We know what to make when life gives us lemons but nobody ever said what to make when they come from death. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3378 Have a heart. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3379 I know I’m regifting, but he and life never talk… 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3380 He believes most American food speeds up the process 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3381 They’re organic Meyer lemons; it’s totally worth the price. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3382 He’s saying if we pay in cash there’s no tax. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3383 Too early for a Corpse Reviver? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3384 You know the drill. When death hands you lemons you make demonade! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3385 Does the same rule apply? Just make lemonade? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3386 Don't worry. Fauci's told us these are okay to eat. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3387 Well, he's not fat... 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3388 Forget your diet and just say 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3389 I have terrible news. Aunt Edna passed just as she was about to make lemon bars." 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3390 When death gives you lemons, make lemonade . . . quickly! 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3391 I'm thinking not lemonade. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3392 Yeah, but I love lemons. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
3393 It's either the barbecue or me. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3394 No thanks! They're so bad, they can raise the dead! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3395 When death hands you a lemon, buy vodka. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3396 Lemonade, of course. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
3397 So, what’s the worst that could happen? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3398 It's okay, Hon. He says he's just here for my sense of smell. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3399 I've heard these muffins are to die for. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3400 He says the whole 'Angel of Death' thing is just a side gig. His true passion is baking. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3401 He says it’s from my underpaid employees! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3402 Their free, I have to take them! Don't give me that look dear. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3403 Death now delivers 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3404 Okay... now what do we do? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3405 When death hands you lemons, it must be a good sign 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3406 Don’t make lemonade. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3407 It’s so good it’s good to die for 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
3408 They say these are to die for. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3409 Do you think making lemonade will do the trick this time? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
3410 When Death gives you lemons, make a lemon margarita. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3411 I'll be making lemonade, but I don't think you'll be around to enjoy it. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3412 He seems uneasy with your question if they are hot "cross" buns. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3413 He says these don’t contain any peanuts. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
3414 Is this a dream? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3415 At least he got rid of those lemon stealing whores 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3416 We have more back home and he looks like he could put on a couple pounds. 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
3417 In our case, we will have to supply our own ice. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3418 ‘I’m not quite sure what to do, Sharon. Nobody ever prepared me for this.’ 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3419 Don't worry honey he's vaccinated..along with the lemons. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3420 I’m very sorry about democracy. Here…keep the plate 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3421 Psst, what do I do when Death hands me lemons? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
3422 You want one, too? They're gluten free AND vegan! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3423 I don't want to offend him. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3424 You still make lemonade; you're just not around to drink it. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
3425 I know what they say about Life giving you lemons, but now what do we do with these? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3426 I told you from day one, I was a writer. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
3427 What the hell, let’s just make lemonade. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3428 ..I don’t think so, lemonade is for when life hands you lemons .. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
3429 He said we can’t have any-it’s for the Shiva. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3430 He says they're gluten free. Shall we try a couple. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3431 We can offer them to those new neighbors. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3432 He said,"what would you like on your tombstone?" And I said,"first we need to put some meat on your bones." 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3433 It's death by chocolate - not lemons. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
3434 The wings look a smidge burnt to me. Should we send them back? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3435 But, Whole Foods takes half my paycheck every week … he just wants my soul. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
3436 When death gives you lemons, aw, screw it 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3437 Those lemons we ordered from webvan.com finally arrived. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
3438 See, Jane? It's easy, peasy, lemon disease-y 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
3439 They are not only small batch, they're transcendent! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3440 Good luck making lemonade out of THIS. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3441 These are simply to die for. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
3442 He ´s delivering Canadian chicken… 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3443 What? He needs a hand! 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
3444 These burgers are to die for. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3445 We'd both PREFER Death By Chocolate, but Death By Chicken Croquette won't be so bad... 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3446 I heard these are simply to die for. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3447 These are seedless. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3448 It’s an apologetic lemon plate from Death himself, dear. Apparently my late uncle’s horrible car crash was a mistake. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
3449 Life does not need to know I gave these away. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3450 It’s rude to refuse. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
3451 I just finished my positive thinking class! 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3452 I assume the instructions are still the same. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3453 No these are limes. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
3454 Can we make lemonade ? 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
3455 Here, honey, try one. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3456 Make sure these are thoroughly cooked! 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
3457 Oddly, my etiquette column never covered it, but when someone shows up, unannounced, in your yard, I think lemons can send a subtle message. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3458 The Pandemic took his job, people were hardly scared of him. So I employed him 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
3459 We actually needed limes, not lemons. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
3460 He says they're gluten free and I should live a little. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3461 But honey he says they were ethnically sourced. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3462 It's DoorDash, Honey. What could possibly go wrong? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
3463 He says he got the idea from Proust. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
3464 When life gives you lemons, the remix 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
3465 Well, you can make lemonade I guess… 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
3466 He’s not wearing a mask. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
3467 Should we just make lemonade? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3468 I've never heard of chicken tartare, but he says it's perfectly safe. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3469 I guess he's filling in for Life during the pandemic. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3470 THE LAST SUPPER 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3471 They smell just like the ones your mother makes. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3472 The perfect snacks to take to the Ingmar Bergman movie tonight. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3473 I guess we should make hand grenades? 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3474 He said when Death hands you a lemon, you don't have that option. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
3475 When life gives you lemons, it has conditions! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3476 I’m just so over your sour grapes 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3477 No one has prepared me for this. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
3478 With everything else going on in the past year I’ll take this as a good omen 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3479 But he said they’re made from his mother’s family recipe. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3480 Do we have any vodka? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3481 When death hands you lemons, curse the universe for not providing an adage with an easy solution. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3482 He heard about my killer lemonade. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3483 As a first step, he suggests we make lemonade. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3484 He just wants me to hold them for a minute. Something about a…private joke? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3485 Yes, he assured me they are certified organic and "raised cage free". 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3486 It's warmed over for Death. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3487 What? No words of wisdom for this situation? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3488 I prefer the harder ades. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3489 Don't be silly. They're not lemons, they're grenades. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3490 It’s funny, I never associated the word zesty with him 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3491 When death hands me lemons, I make lemon drops 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3492 No, Dear. I gave Death the lemons. 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
3493 I'm always the last person to order lemonade. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3494 I've heard that they're to die for 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3495 I love these more than life itself. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3496 I just bought us some time…how long does it take to make lemonade 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3497 I pretend to take one then get the hell out of heer. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3498 When death gives you lemons, screw the lemonade, make funeral arrangements. 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
3499 Obviously unclear on the giving lemons concept 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3500 Heard his scones are to die for . . . 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3501 You seriously want me to ask him if these are gluten free? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3502 When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade...When Death gives you lemons "When Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade...When Death gives you lemons? I'm not too sure." 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3503 . I never take food from strangers 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
3504 What, honey? You've never heard of Beyonce? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3505 Farm workers really don’t receive a livable wage. 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
3506 Tell the kids to take down the lemonade stand. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3507 I guess Life switched careers like everyone else this year… 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3508 Life, Death. Whatever, they're free lemons, Susan! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3509 You’ve heard of the kiss of death? Pucker up! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3510 We should holiday in Syria more often. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3511 As many aspects of Life saw great decline during the 2020 pandemic, Death recognized an opportunity to enter into a competitive industry 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3512 This is our parting gift. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3513 I'm not sure in this case...maybe a Tom Collins? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3514 He assured me they're gluten-free. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3515 When life gives you lemons, bribe Death with them. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3516 All he knows is that some woman ordered a Last Supper! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3517 When death gives you lemons, make sure you don't accidentally touch his hands or you'll totally die. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
3518 Where's your food taster when you really need him? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3519 I don't know how healthy they are, but, they're obviously not fattening... 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3520 Why not? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3521 Doris, he's offering free lemons. What's the worse thing that could happen? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3522 I asked for lemonade, not lemon Hades! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3523 Yes honey, but they're not apples. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3524 Take my word for it: these are to die for! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3525 I think when death gives you lemons you just do cocaine 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3526 So... Whiskey sour?" 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3527 Life was all out of lemons 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3528 Alas, it's time to make a last stand. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3529 When death hands you lemons you make a lemon drop martini. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3530 It's either this or Keto. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3531 The meal delivery guy isn't coming. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3532 Do you still have your grandmother’s lemonade recipe? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3533 It’s the new ‘Farm to table.’ 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3534 Giving him a higher tip may serve us well in the future. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3535 Death-to-table. It’s more sustainable. 🍋 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3536 I know, Margie, but I don’t want to be rude! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3537 Yes, I know the phrase, Becky, but Life’s delivery fee is just exorbitant 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3538 Listen.... Last thing I'm asking this guy is why he needs a second job with DoorDash! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3539 Honey, call the police 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3540 So what’s the deal when Death gives you lemons? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3541 Did you order these for me? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3542 He says we have time to eat this. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3543 How much do I tip this guy? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3544 You’ve heard of death by chocolate, this is death by Cornish Game Hens 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3545 When death gives you lemons, make Lemon-Aid. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3546 This is a perfect example of what I was talking about. When death hands you lemons, make lemonade! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3547 Apparently, when wielding a scythe like that, fruit and vegetables are a natural by-product of his primary mission. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3548 When life gives you Death or lemons, try to make Limbo or lemonade. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3549 He said that it's not my last meal. And I believe him. Why would he lie? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3550 He’s trying to make friends 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3551 Sweetie, he's offering some hot cross buns. What a kind and gentle sole. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
3552 Honey- your lemon meringue pie is deathly good 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3553 I couldn't resist his "Death by Beignet" pitch. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3554 Can’t you see that he has no place for them. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3555 When death gives you lemons, be careful not to touch his fingers. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3556 Well, it couldn't be any worse than your mother's cooking. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3557 Gee honey, I guess working for amazon fresh really is killing people 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3558 I guess he's returning them. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3559 It’s a quid pro quo relationship, Linda. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
3560 The kids really prefer the powdered stuff don’t they, honey 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3561 Well, your Hinge profile did say you were thirsty 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3562 Oh come on, hon. Having just one isn’t gonna kill you. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3563 You told me the pandemic was over! Here I was thinking we evaded death and this man shows up heckling us with lemons as some sort of twisted gift. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3564 Apparently, Life isn’t feeling too good these days 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3565 At least this way you know what you're eating. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3566 I can’t believe my last words are gonna be a weak pun about death giving me lemons 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3567 What did the quote-a-day calendar say about this? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3568 Wait, how does that saying go again? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3569 I know what to do when Life gives you lemons, but what do I do with these when they come from this guy? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3570 Big lemon’s really trying to re-shape the brand. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3571 With the pandemic he burnt out and went into fruit picking. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3572 When Death hands you lemons, clean the garbage disposal. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3573 Why not he's going to kill us anyway. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3574 I'm telling you, these biscuits are to die for. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3575 I thought I’d bring a little zest to our marriage. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3576 Trust me, this is a good deal 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3577 Let’s ask Mikey and see if he likes it. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3578 So what do we do when death gives you lemons ? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3579 It's okay. They're keto approved. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3580 Honey, I felt sorry for him... Life never gave him lemons. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3581 Direct from Mar A Lago - Death warmed over 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3582 We need more Barbara Westman covers and cartoons by Glenn Baxter. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3583 I don't know, either. Let's try a meringue. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3584 Despite the conventional wisdom, I'm still going to make some lemonade. 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
3585 Oh, this is the kinder gentler death. 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
3586 As long as we don’t make lemonade out of them, we will be fine. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3587 But I love Devil's Food Cake. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3588 I hate this neighborhood 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3589 I know, but he brought hot empanadas. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3590 I finally made peace with death 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3591 It’s only polite to accept them, he’s our new neighbour and is sorry about the cat. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3592 I know the saying about life giving you lemons, but this couldn't be that different. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3593 Their methods are changing. They know how we love lethal junk food. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3594 Be sure to tip him well. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3595 Hey, it might be the last one I ever have. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3596 Care for some empty calories? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3597 Honestly it's not what it looks like...... they're limes!!! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3598 . Try one! He says it’s an old recipe. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3599 When you give Death lemons... 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3600 Did you know our new neighbor was coming to the barbeque? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
3601 We have no choice. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3602 They say his baked goods are to die for. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3603 He says it’s Opposite Day Karen, relax. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3604 But, honey, they’re local, organic, non-GMO, and pesticide-free lemons. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3605 How about this? I'll take the lemons, and YOU explain it to him. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
3606 Don't be afraid honey, he's just a lemon reaper. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
3607 When life is too busy to do its job 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
3608 Normally life gives you lemons, but Death had to cover their shift. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
3609 There’s no need to tip him for the delivery, honey. He said this one was on the house. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
3610 Trust me, we got off easy 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3611 He says that we can make lemonade. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
3612 He says Life gave him lemons. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3613 Well, Death is never original. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
3614 Hey, honey, got any recipes other than lemonade? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
3615 How'd that saying go again? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
3616 Well, we know what to do when life gives you lemons. So how about death? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3617 My gran won’t stop telling him: “when life gives you lemons…” So he wants to find out what’s so great about lemonade. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
3618 Honey, I didn't think he'd actually come. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3619 Life’s lemons weren’t organic. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3620 Trusting the GOP: an origin story. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3621 Should I tell him we're out of sugar? 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3622 You can take these to celebrate your inheritance. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3623 We have to stop being leery of everything. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3624 Grub Hell delivery is a killer ap 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3625 We’ve been handed lemons dear, it could be worse. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3626 He says we'll need the lemons for the Salmon Mousse. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3627 He’s with the neighbourhood welcome wagon. What kind of hell hole suburb did we pick to avoid living in the big evil city? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3628 It's ok. He said he is vaccinated! 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3629 He wants to know if we have salt and tequila. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3630 I'm guessing the special secret ingredient is formaldehyde. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3631 Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake as the Snow White. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3632 He wants another one of your lemon meringue pies and in return he’ll trim our bushes. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3633 You grab the juicer. I’ll update the will. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3634 It’s not like he’s gonna do anything with them. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3635 Reamer? I thought you said order a lemon reaper. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3636 I KNOW he’s not wearing a mask, Karen… 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3637 We'd always prefer lemons from heaven, but thank you for these roasted lemons! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3638 And when death gives you lemons… You make a Tom Collins. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3639 Relax. He's just being nice. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3640 Looks like you have competition!!! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3641 He calls it roasted apple turn-over, sourced crafted from Eden. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3642 Temptation is a terrible thing to waste. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3643 These Meals on Wheels substitutes sometime have a sense of humor. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3644 I know what to do when life hands you lemons, but this.... 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3645 Motivational tropes will be the end of me. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3646 We shouldn't worry, these are organic 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3647 He said they're good for you. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3648 He says they didn't belong to anyone we know. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3649 C'mon, Dear. You only live once. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3650 I guess this means they serve limoncello in hell 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3651 Life’s lemons were backordered until mid August 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3652 What is the opposite of lemonade honey? ¿Honey? 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
3653 Apparently microdosing changed his perspective. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3654 Jeanette, we’ve only been in hell for a day and I need my La Croix - so I’m making my own, deadass. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3655 I want to know if they taste the same" 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3656 When death gives you lemons, do we have time for lemonade? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3657 honey, they look organic to me , seems like someone has been growing them for a long time now 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3658 Life must have a day off 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
3659 And when Death gives you lemons you make a nice sorbet 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3660 Yes, all of them. His lemonade hits the right spot. Go ahead, Larry take all the lemons you need. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3661 Haven't we done enough food delivery the past year...? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3662 Regular Tourist Treats 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3663 The New Yorker wrote this works better than viagra dear... 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3664 At least he bakes. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3665 Do you think our new neighbor is aware of your deadly lemon allergy? 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3666 You've gotta try these cookies! They're truly to die for! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3667 It's the Citrus County Tax Collector 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3668 I always thought the phrase was “When LIFE hands you lemons..” 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3669 I'm asking the Addams over to help make lemonade. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3670 Hmm. No sugar,no water. This lemonade is gonna suck. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3671 But at least you don't have to make lemonade. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3672 He won't guarantee they're not genetically modified. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3673 I don’t know what it is but he says it's organic and gluten free 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3674 Looks like a surprisingly clueless attempt to sweeten the deal. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3675 Lemon martini, Dear? 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
3676 He's diversifying. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3677 No one ever told me what to make when death gives you lemons. Any idea? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3678 Relax Marg he's only being friendly, besides he's running for office" 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3679 Fruit of the 'Doom'! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3680 The Joneses will never live it down. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3681 When Death gives you lemons, what do you do? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3682 Grim said to try these, they're to die for. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3683 It’s official. We’re on the road to Hell, and these jelly donuts are our last meal. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3684 I never complain about making lemonade when things don’t go my way 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3685 Maybe in this case we should make Arnold Palmers. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3686 ...but what do we do if Death give you lemons? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3687 For our last meal--there are freshly baked! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3688 'IT'S NOT AN APPLE" 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3689 It's okay. They're fresh. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3690 I hear the Salmon Moosse is good. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3691 These buns are to die for 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3692 It wouldn't kill you to try one. (suggested by our son Walter Krupicz, age 16) 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3693 They're free and we need some lemons for tonight's dinner. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3694 Oh c'mon, they're preservative free! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3695 They're locally mown. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3696 You know what they say…be glad it’s just lemons! 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3697 These lemons will be the death of me! 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3698 He says that Life sends them... 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3699 Delilah’s lemonade stand supplier raised prices so we went with a lower cost wholesaler. The customers will never know the difference. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3700 This'll show life. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3701 When Death gives you lemons you make martinis. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3702 I tend to believe him when he says eating one of these guarantees we won't see him again. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3703 No, I'll cut them in half myself. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3704 They're a bit burnt but rather tasty. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3705 Yeah I know, but what do you make when death gives you lemons? 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
3706 I can't possibly eat all these by myself. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3707 It's a welcome to the neighborhood gift. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3708 What? He said Life was on vacation 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3709 I couldn’t NOT invite him, Susan. He stopped by Jared’s poker night. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3710 He doesn’t have to wear a mask, he’s fully vaccinated 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3711 He's a good friend, I promise. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3712 Lemon tarts. What could be bad? 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
3713 Devil’s food cake warm from the oven. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3714 Why do I think we shouldn't be making lemonade? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3715 Honey these popovers are to die for! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3716 Honey, when Death serves you lemons...is there an intermezzo? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3717 When life gives you lemons I prefer to regift them to death. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3718 Honey, our new neighbor brought you a present… 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3719 Now I realize that I should have taken your suggestion and picked up bagels and cream cheese at the drive-thru. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3720 It’s ok, they’re sin a bons. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3721 Or should we have Death by Chocolate? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3722 I wish you would stop posting that I make a killer Lemon Drop. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3723 Don't be so pessimistic. You know the saying, "When Death gives you lemons..." 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3724 I really think this could buy us some more time 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3725 Well, my homemade lemonade IS to die for. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3726 What do you think - are we still supposed to make lemonade? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3727 I think we bought in the wrong neighborhood. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3728 These turnovers are to die for. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
3729 I think he's suggesting it's time to make that lemonade. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3730 If your cooking won’t keep him away, nothing will. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3731 I know what you're thinking but we have absolutely nothing to worry about. He said that the sickle has nothing to do with communism, he's totally into the free market. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3732 How could you not have a recipe for lemonade? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3733 I know we're supposed to support local business, but it's just so much more convenient. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3734 Well then maybe life should've given me some. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
3735 He says they're organic and that he only reaps what he sows. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3736 What? They'll still make lemonade! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3737 But what do you do when death gives you lemons? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3738 He said it's a taste of the afterlife. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3739 What's better than tuna salad empanadas on a warm day? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3740 I'm putting these in the fridge. Don't pull an Eve. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3741 His Death by Chocolate pastries are to die for. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3742 He claims it’s to die for! 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3743 I didn't want Death to feel left out - life never gives him lemons 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
3744 Turns out he doesn’t just reap. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3745 Oh come on, hon. They say when death gives you lemons make demonade. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3746 You'd think he could have sliced them. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3747 I don't think he's the type to make lemonade. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3748 Did you order the Death by Chocolate? 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
3749 As I said, it’s death taking a working holiday as the pandemic slows down. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3750 Don't say it! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3751 Do we still have that juicer we got from your mother? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3752 My usual supplier is backordered until 2022. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3753 Guess from him we make lemon drop shots... 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3754 This Goth thing is getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3755 Let's see if Death makes lemonade. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3756 You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, give them to Death so he gets confused and you can run away. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3757 He makes a killer hot cross bun. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3758 '"It's Delivery from Hell's Kitchen" 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3759 I won by cheating death 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3760 Let's try it. Can't be worse than death 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3761 He says his Lemonade recipe is killer. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3762 I sure hope they’re gluten-free. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
3763 That's life. With death you make a delightful lemon meringue pie. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
3764 Come to think of it, I haven't seen the Smith's for a while either. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3765 It appears that it’s more like life than we thought. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3766 Hey, Bubba, watch this! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3767 Citrus deathdrops, ew yeah❗️ 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3768 What did you expect, champagne? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3769 Well, you know what they say. "When Death gives you lemons..." 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3770 Looks like you're gonna have to make the lemonade!" 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3771 I'm sorry honey, but he insists on something sour in return. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3772 Says he can't drink any more lemonade! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3773 He says they are gluten free. What are you worried about? 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3774 He's giving me the chance to make lemonade instead! 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
3775 Like I was saying, every community has some version of an empanada. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3776 Oh now you think we should get vaccinated? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3777 I was dying for lemonade-don't blame the messenger 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3778 This is his side hustle until he goes back to the office. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3779 Quick, Make lemonade before it's too late. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3780 Do you have a recipe for ceviche? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3781 Who says you can't cheat death? Give him a Dogecoin. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3782 Want one? He said they are to die for. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3783 Why, I'm going to make lemonade, of course! 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3784 He needs this more than we do. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3785 He seems like a nice guy. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3786 I don't know if making lemonade is gonna work with this guy. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3787 Ive had Life hand me lemons, but this has to be a first. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
3788 "I tried to tell him you're worth more than six lemons." 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3789 He says it will prevent COVID. I see no reason to doubt him 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3790 I think if we take a bite, we will no longer have to wear clothes. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3791 Never look a gift hearse in the mouth. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3792 I asked for lemonade. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3793 You know what they say: when death gives you lemons, you take them without questioning it! 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
3794 No, I checked and in this instance we actually don’t have to make anything. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3795 I hear his passion fruits are to die for. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3796 I asked him to play chess, now, what are the lemons for? 1.2500 0.07335 72 61 4 7
3797 Well, having tried proverbially ‘making lemonade’ a number of times, I thought, mutatis mutandis, this time we should try meringue pie. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3798 We got the stuff to make a Tom Collins, don't we? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3799 No wonder the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3800 He makes killer muffins! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3801 They're limes. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3802 Why not? I'm pretty sure that counting calories won't matter anymore. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3803 Hey, when Death gives you lemons, you make lemonade. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3804 O.K Tom. You clarified today he has an appointment elsewhere but did you ask if he needed the dish back? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3805 He says this appetizer is a little bitter, but it's good preparation for the main event. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3806 It won't kill you to have just one. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
3807 We need to preform the squeeze of Death 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
3808 It’s okay, he says he doesn’t need to use pesticides. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3809 Here. I‘m going with him. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3810 He says they’re as-is. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3811 This time we'll make Bloody Marys instead. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3812 It was your idea to allow your cousin to bring a 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3813 Should I ask if they're gluten-free? 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3814 Quick,get me the hand sanitizer! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3815 You take one now and one in the mourning. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3816 Killer pierogi? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3817 They're out of this world. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3818 He only plays chess in the movies... 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3819 Not lemonade. Meringue pie. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3820 It’s a Mexican tradition 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3821 I told you, this block has gone to hell 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3822 Want one? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3823 Honey the postmates is here. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3824 Oh don’t give me that look. You know these lemons are to die for 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3825 You called THE COPS?! He's here for a school fundraiser are you seriously out of your mind right now? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3826 Found him soul-searching in our garden. Poor chap, the pandemic put him out of a job too. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
3827 You make margaritas. Duh. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3828 Life is too short for reading health labels 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3829 Honey, I can finally reap the benefits 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3830 I appreciate you’ve got a bone to pick, but there’s no need for the sour response. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3831 Life is about making lemonade, he says… 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3832 I’m pretty sure this is life 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3833 They where on sale for blackfriday 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3834 Huh. Reverse osmosis. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3835 These WholeFoods cashiers just keep getting edgier and edgier. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3836 You see, these are the last ones 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3837 These pufferfish dumplings will take your breath away. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3838 I said to him - just add salt and tequila shots and for once he could be the life of the party 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3839 What? It’s not like they’re apples, Eve. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3840 So that’s what they mean by “until the bitter end” 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
3841 I know what to do when life hands me lemons…but death?! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3842 Honey, he brought these all the way from Italy… 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3843 It’s fine honey! We’re vaccinated, let’s live a little 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3844 when death hands you lemons, stay thirsty 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3845 Can we make margaritas with lemons? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3846 So you have one bite of one apple and now I have to run every single thing by you? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3847 How about we make some Killer Lemonade ~~~Gladys 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3848 Just our luck, honey. He’s taken Death by Chocolate off the menu. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3849 Life ran out of lemons to offer, so Death stepped in. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3850 What? They’re to die for. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3851 This isn’t what it looks like. I can explain. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3852 If you give him the severed heads of six teddy bears beloved by children, he lets you have another week. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
3853 I don’t know, Arlene. I guess we’ll just eat them as is. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3854 It’s fine, honey. They’re in season. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3855 It’s the thought that counts, Susan 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3856 Don't tell Life, they get jealous... 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3857 Come on honey, try one! They’re killer tasting! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3858 I told you, people are dying to move in this neighborhood” 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
3859 Reminder: Never lose your zest for life! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3860 Either we will live or we will die... both are good. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3861 At this point, I’d rather make lemonade with this ones. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3862 Is there any better way to go than "Death By Chocolate?" 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
3863 I thought Melanie was kidding when she said this guy had muffins to die for. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3864 Oh, c'mon, hon, it's our cheat day! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3865 Honey, do you have a good recipe for when death gives you lemons? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3866 Who should we re-gift these to? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3867 They're organic. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3868 I hope to re-gift these. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3869 These will make killer gin and tonics 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3870 We can always make lemon-beyond-all-aid. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3871 It’s for the neighbors… 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
3872 Ted, I told you I did not want lululemon. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3873 Honey look what a great costume! Frank came as 2021! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3874 Oh, c'mon. Where are your manners? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3875 Helen, do you think this is an omen ! He's giving us Lemons....Like in When Life gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade ? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3876 He says it's sorta like devils food. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3877 Let’s just make the lemonade. No need to quibble whether it’s a life or death matter. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3878 When Death gives you lemons, make an exit - forget the lemonade 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3879 He’s my go-to produce guy for my holiday fruitcake recipe. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3880 He says he wants the same thing we gave the other guy. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3881 But you said to get your mom a gift! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3882 This Neighborhood Welcoming Committee is so nice! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3883 They’re not gluten-free, but i guess it doesn’t matter huh? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3884 Life didn't give us enough lemons, Lisa. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3885 I already told him life served us plenty. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3886 I don't know where he gets them, but they're delicious. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3887 He said 'When Death gives you lemons, make a French 75.' 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3888 We’d better humor him and try one. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3889 When Death gives you lemons, I would suggest making limoncello. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3890 Where’s your sense of adventure? They’re gluten free! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3891 If Death gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I'm pretty sure that's the saying. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3892 I guess he drives a lemon. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3893 I'm not sure. Something about if death gives you lemons make - uh - I don't remember. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3894 Relax, it's just an ingenious marketing ploy. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3895 He guarantees you'll only eat one. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3896 It's "Til death do us PART"- not "TART!" 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3897 I TOLD you we shouldn’t have given your sister the juicer. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3898 Sympathy (gift) for the devil 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3899 Think of the alternative... 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3900 Are you sure there's no adage that covers this? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3901 I told him that I'd pick them up so that he wouldn't have to deliver them to our place. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3902 I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons but......should I make lemon meringue pie? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3903 Looks like I’ll be baking a lemon meringue pie.” 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3904 It's his side job. With Coved easing, he says business has been really slow. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3905 I'd say a plate of tacos is a small price to pay at this point. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3906 Goodies from hell 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3907 If it's not your time, it's a pretty good muffin. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3908 I'll bet you they'll be cold. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3909 Apparently another one of your lemon meringue pies will buy me 3 more years! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3910 But he says they’re organic, Jocelyn. What’s to worry about? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3911 'Do you think they're ripe, honey?' 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3912 Make the lemonade and pour a glass for your mother." 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3913 Long Island's, it is. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3914 His first option was worse. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3915 Apparently these are the Lemons of Doom 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3916 …anything we want. But get this, we don’t get to take it with us. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3917 Okay, so here’s how Ranked Choice Voting works... 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3918 It’s like they say… lemons you kill to make lemonade come back… 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3919 It’s okay, they’re vegan. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3920 What do you mean by that? Of course I remember how to have normal social interactions... 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3921 We’re getting the whole plate again, right? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3922 I guess Life really depends on Postmates these days 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3923 I guess the death can wait isn't it? Told you death's a waiter. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3924 Think of it as a SweeTart with emphasis on the Tart. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3925 He said he'll take all of them. He's familiar with your cooking. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3926 You would think there would be something different after a lifetime of this shit! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3927 He says that they're to die for. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3928 Gee, I heard that these pies were to die for but I am not so sure. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3929 Honey, I always tell you, don't judge a book by it's cover. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3930 I'm still going to make lemonade. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3931 So are we supposed to just suck on these or??? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3932 Yes, but what should I do if death gives me the lemons? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3933 We have the British, Indian, and Brazilian variants. Or do you prefer original COVID? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3934 I know what you're thinking but these are so worth it. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3935 ….and I avoid gout. It’s my greatest secret to longevity. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3936 You know the saying, “When Death gives you lemons…” 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3937 What would Beyoncé do? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3938 Death is just delivering some lemons that life sent for us 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3939 The other guy is on holiday 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3940 Yes Carol, I remember what I said when life gave you yours but this seems more dire. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3941 . "No, no I do not anymore lemons, in this life." 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3942 Harry…wait….those lemons are going to be the death of you! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3943 Do you think we'll be around long enough to return the platter? 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3944 Not kidding, they’re to die for… 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3945 …and what am I supposed to do with THESE lemons, Barbara? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3946 But they're freshly reaped! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3947 These lemons make the Kool-Aid 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
3948 Ghostess with the mostest 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3949 Remind me again - how did that story with Adam, Eve, and the apple end? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3950 I think we already have some in the fridge. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3951 He says they are Mega-burgers sent from some guy in Florida. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3952 After last year, let's make lemonade! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3953 Honey,I am pretty sure I heard him say he wants us to make a Pie with these not Die. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3954 Life’s lemons weren’t ripe enough… 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3955 When death gives you lemons… make a run for it, Bonnie!! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3956 They had a great deal where you only pay later. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3957 He says they're 10-minute buns and he just put the second batch in the oven. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
3958 I think it's safe, he says he's vaccinated. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3959 This is death warmed over. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3960 These must be for you. I'm going with chocolate. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
3961 Don't give me that look; I am an anti-vaxer. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3962 didn't we ordered something sour not sweet 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3963 Honey, I think life is going to take a twist. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
3964 Look honey, these are USDA certified organic and non GMO! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3965 It’s a good thing he only saw the lemon tree, honey. He could have wiped out all our citrus in just one visit! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3966 As I always say, dear, Farm to table eating is the key to a long life 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3967 ...give them back. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3968 With the vaccine rolling out he's been looking into other lines of work. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3969 either this tray of doomsday lemons take us down, Helen, or another day in this house alone together will do it. Have your pick, at least this has some zest! 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
3970 The kids keep saying these things are “sick.” 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3971 He says in Oregon we can compost them. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3972 He was all out of poison apples, but he swears these lemons are organic. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3973 Maybe its time to upgrade our health insurance. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3974 No question, simply to die for. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3975 We’re bound to lose some weight. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3976 It simply wouldn't be a John Waters party if Death didn't give you lemons! What's so great about lemonade anyway? We like a more toxic beverage here. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3977 I know, I know, but he’s giving us a killer deal on these lemons. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3978 Kool -Aid is so 20th Century... 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3979 He says the flavor lasts a lifetime. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3980 But honey, they're deep-fried near-meat with special sauce! 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3981 Six lemons a day will keep Death at bay. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3982 OOPS! He's bringing this to your surprise party 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3983 He wants lemonade 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3984 If we take one, it's because we know the server. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3985 You've clearly never tasted a Meyer lemon. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3986 You should see what the other three horsemen brought. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3987 He's offering us lemons to become a Republican. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3988 'A stack of lemons for the living dead'; The passage souvenir to hell whilst you squeeze the guilt. -Thanatos 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3989 They think your name is Eve, dear 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3990 We are NOT making lemonade. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3991 But honey, Harry says vitamin C cures COVID. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3992 He said he had an appointment with samosas. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3993 Let's test out my 'when Death gives you lemons, make whiskey sours' theory." 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
3994 He says they contain essential vitamins that enhance youth and long life recommended by Dr Oz. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
3995 ‘Wow! Great marzipan fruit platter. I told you he had other interests. He’s not just about chess.’ 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
3996 He says he's competing with life now. Just don't make lemonade with them. That's under copyright. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3997 what, you’ve never wondered what happens when death gives you lemons?? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3998 Looks like some folks are still wearing masks… 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3999 Are you crazy! I am not refusing the delivery just because he is not wearing a mask 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
4000 He says last chance for lemonade. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
4001 He is back from Florida, he needed some time off after a busy year. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
4002 But Sarah, they’re gluten-free. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
4003 Life isn’t what I expected. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
4004 DO YOU HAVE ANY TIP MONEY? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
4005 I hear you, but let’s not be rude. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
4006 When the afterlife gives you lemons . . . 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
4007 I think they’re petrified 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
4008 To jell with lemonade Nancy; this is not life giving us lemons. Go get the vodka! 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
4009 These chimichangas are to die for. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
4010 We're really so lucky to have a welcoming new neighbor like Mr Reaper 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
4011 Maybe now you’ll believe me when I tell you your scones are “to die for”. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4012 Aren’t you the one who always says make lemonade? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4013 He's inviting us to join him for a boat ride. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4014 at least he gave me something 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4015 He told me to stuff them in my ass and mouth. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4016 Think of him as death warmed over 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4017 What would it hurt to eat just one? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
4018 He wants to know why you are reluctant to try his baking. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4019 Try not to be so judgmental. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4020 Amy, he really doesn't seem to be that bad of a guy. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4021 Deep fried Amanita bisporigera. Sounds exotic. No doubt delicious. Let's try some. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4022 Told you it’s the wedding from hell 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4023 It's just kale. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4024 He loves my lemonade. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4025 He is dead sure they are nutritious 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4026 Do you think he accepts Apple Pay? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
4027 Like my mother always said: when death gives you lemons…right? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4028 'When Death gives you lemons...' ...what? Quick! 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
4029 So what does your perpetual optimism say about this, hmmm? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
4030 When dealth hands you lemons . . . 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
4031 When Death gives you lemons, should we still make lemonaide? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
4032 Honey, these buns are to die for! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
4033 When death offers you a scone, you better take it. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4034 What? At least he's wearing a mask. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4035 Your sweet tooth is going to be the death of you. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4036 Oh, no worries, they're gluten free. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
4037 Still better than my Father’s Day present. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
4038 If you're vaccinated you can have a cookie. If not, he takes you home with him. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4039 Lemonade? No, Dear. That's reserved for when LIFE hands you lemons. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4040 Honey, I'm quitting life. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
4041 What do you want? The Mayan calendar said 6 fried lemons Martha! 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
4042 Oh these! I know your mother loves lemon bars, so I thought I make her some since she’s extending her visit, again. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
4043 Well this beats his eyeball soup. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
4044 thank god I hate the powdered stuff 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
4045 Nobody wants to work in a pandemic, but somebody has to do the job. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
4046 He said it'll help me to practice puckering up--whatever that means. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
4047 Here, take these to your mother. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
4048 They say his bruschetta is to die for.... 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
4049 I think when it's Death they say make lemon curd. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4050 These are the perfect food to complete any meal. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
4051 Oh! Look honey, it’s The Welcome Wagon! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
4052 Guessing a no sugar added lemonade is called for here? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
4053 Killer frost strikes again 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
4054 ... but when DEATH gives you lemons you make Alison Roman's chicken recipe 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
4055 When Life hands you lemons you're supposed to make lemonade. I'm not sure how to handle it when Death hands you lemons. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
4056 It's LIFE that gives you lemons. These are hemlock fruits. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4057 C’mon, you know I don’t believe in fairy tales. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4058 Would you like any Death By Pain au Chocolat? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
4059 He says they were cooked for a long time in a very hot place 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4060 I wouldn't worry....everyone's got a side hustle these days. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
4061 There’s nothing to worry about, he also came up with Death by Chocolate. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
4062 At least he is not throwing them at us, as the other one did. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4063 I can't accept this food with him being in such a grim condition. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4064 How much worse could it get? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4065 The Petersons are coming over. I thought I’d make my lemon bars. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
4066 Susan, this lemonade will be to die for. Trust me. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
4067 I’ve always wanted to try chicken tartare... 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
4068 I thought it was the better deal. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4069 They say lemons are good for your health 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
4070 When death hands you lemons, don’t take them. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4071 It's ok, dear...He said he'll be back next week to collect... 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
4072 Do you want him to slice you some, dear? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
4073 What are we supposed to make now? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
4074 While you make that, I’ll make a run for it. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4075 Honey, is 6 enough? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4076 I'd rather make a killing lemon meringue tart. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4077 You must try these, they are to die for! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4078 Pickled hearts. I think I'd better humor him. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
4079 He’s the gracious reaper. I can’t say no. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
4080 But when DEATH hands you lemons, go for the scythe while I dump the tray on him. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4081 Ooooh Judy,I think these are Meyers. Jim told me about these right before the accident. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
4082 They've expired. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4083 Isn't this what you meant by 'kill them with your cooking' ? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4084 What's the harm in making lemonade? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
4085 Want some lemonade? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
4086 Looks like a bitter way to end 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
4087 Usually it's life that hands you lemons, but with this pandemic you take them whenever you can. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4088 Authentically warmed over, no doubt. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4089 It’s 2021, the year of second chances, let’s try it. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
4090 Life is on holiday since Covid.. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4091 I suppose 2020 should have prepared us for this. I’ll make it, but you’re drinking it first. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
4092 Gives a whole new meaning to is “the juice worth the squeeze” 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
4093 Honey, does Life look a little different to you? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4094 What? They say keep your enemies close 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
4095 We can figure out what to do with them later 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
4096 What!? Life has only been giving me anxiety. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4097 At least let me have my last wish 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4098 He says the farmer’s market is completely dead today, too 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4099 He’s from the government, I’m sure it’s safe! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4100 Instead of lemonade, margaritas. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4101 I say we make the lemonade anyway 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
4102 They are good as hell. He guaranteed me. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4103 Hon, who did you get lemons from last time? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
4104 When Death gives you lemons, you make Limoncello. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4105 Only one catch—we have to vote against Medicare For All. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4106 I wouldn't worry, he says they're 100% organic. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
4107 Okay, but what do I do when Death hands me lemons? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4108 "Honey, meet Alfred. He's the new mascot for Genetically Modified Food. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4109 He always serves them cold. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4110 He says they are made with hemlock. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
4111 Are you sure we shouldn't? They look delicious! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4112 This is kind of an Anne Boleyn move. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4113 They must have hired a PR consultant. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4114 Watch this guy, I think he's a serial lemon killer. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4115 When Death gives you lemons, don't argue. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
4116 Do you think this is our last meal? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4117 Remember the one about "When Life gives you lemons..."? Well, what are you supposed to make when it is the other guy? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4118 Sweetie, could you make us a big barrel of iced tea. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4119 I know Its Shabbat,but these pork buns are to die for. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4120 I think his sickle is attached to his belt 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4121 Covid burgers for the antivaxitarians 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4122 I told you the cookies were to die for. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4123 I judge the art, not the artist. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4124 He’s picking up the slack since Life decided not to return to the workplace 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4125 When death gives you lemons, you make lemon pee. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
4126 Why the worry dear? When death gives you lemons...” 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
4127 How is this any different than when life gives you lemons? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
4128 He says it’s the same as for life-lemons. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
4129 It’s soul food 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4130 He's more optimistic than I'd imagined." 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4131 Yes, but when death hands you lemons, what are you supposed to make? 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4132 Did you order this? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4133 He says he’s sick of Life getting all the lemonade. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4134 In truth, 'meyers and death' and 'mired in debt' are easy to confuse. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4135 Is gluten OK? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4136 What? They didn’t put an ounce on him! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4137 Well, the last thing I want people to say about me is that I was rude. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4138 When life gives us lemons, we make lemonade, but what about when death does it...? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4139 Do we still have that juicer? 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4140 I sow them and he reaps them. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4141 He said he gets the fertilizer from his job. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4142 It’s fine, they’re organic. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4143 I’ll do anything Alison Roman says 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4144 He’s trying, last week he showed up with a sign that said, “Die Cry Hate” instead of “Live Laugh Love.” 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4145 Six fresh lemons or six feet under? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4146 the trick is to get them right from death 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4147 Let’s just see if he can make something better out of it. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4148 Apparently there’s a labor shortage in the service industry. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4149 It's a bi-partisan offering. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
4150 You did order “angel food cake” right?! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
4151 I understand your concern, Charlene, but he says no take-backsies on the preserved lemons. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
4152 He said he wants to make lemonade" 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
4153 You’d have to ask my wife first…honey, can we give this nice man my soul? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
4154 Life resigned. Death is personally handling deliveries now. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
4155 I bet these will make lemonades to die for. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
4156 It was this, or your meat loaf. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4157 When death hands you lemons try making sangria instead. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4158 I didn't say anything when Life gave you lemons. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4159 I agree they do look tasty. But to die for? I don't think so. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4160 What's that old saying... when death gives you lemons? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4161 Sure they are overdone,but do you really think they will kill you? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4162 His new method, Killing us with Kindness! 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
4163 You make margaritas 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4164 Leave the scythe. Take the lemonade. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4165 It's okay honey they're free 1.2400 0.08359 50 42 4 4
4166 Honey, do we really need to make margarita for our wedding anniversary tonight?! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4167 I’m telling you, these are to die for. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4168 You seriously thought death had time to make lemonade in a pandemic?! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4169 Why not? Is there anything can be worse? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4170 Honey, I hear they’re to die for! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
4171 Should I throw them away now or stick them in the fridge with the spring mix lettuce? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4172 Well hell, Karen how much lemonade do you need. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4173 We can make Lemond Raid 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4174 Finally! I'm so sick of making lemonade. We can do whatever we want with these. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4175 We have no real choice; he worked for the IRS before their budget cuts! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4176 He knows a recipe for a killer cleanse. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4177 Oh, really? And just how would you know who Life is anyway if not this fella? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4178 Lemons for the Jim Jones picnic 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4179 He's returning the test batch from your Home Economics Class. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4180 Doris, bring me the good tequila. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4181 He says they're to die for. How can I say no? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4182 Yes, I know it's bad for me, but it's still comfort food! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4183 My soul for his lemonade recipe. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4184 Okay, so they’re not organic — I get it — but gimme credit for turning down last Thursday’s opioids. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4185 Everyone says his macaroons are to die for 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4186 Looks better than death warmed over. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4187 These are for later, after we get to Samarra. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4188 Devil do care. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4189 What can be safer to eat than something freshly harvested? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4190 He said he was tired of Life having a monopoly on the free lemons franchise. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4191 Honey, what were you supposed to make, when Death gives you lemons? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4192 I'm sure it wouldn't hurt to buy non-organic lemons just this once. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4193 I have a feeling they are not gluten free 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4194 Well, honey, life did give us lemons... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4195 What am I supposed to make with these? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4196 I swear, these empanadas are to die for! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4197 Are you sure he said “zest”, I thought it was “death”?! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4198 Well if Life gives us lemonade, maybe he’ll give us something stronger 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4199 Are you sure it's a good idea to make lemonade from this? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4200 Life sure is grim these day… 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4201 THIS is why I hate Postmates. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4202 I told him they were expiring soon 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4203 I think he's got it backwards 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
4204 Well, life didn't give me lemons this week. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4205 When Death hands you lemons, do you still make lemonade? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4206 I just don't want scurvy. Do you? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4207 Don't worry, they're lemons, not apples. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4208 Apparently they’re detoxifying. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
4209 Look honey, its death personified, with an offering of lemons! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
4210 But, Honey, I’ll have plenty of time to work off those extra calories. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
4211 I think it's some sort of Nextdoor welcome wagon thing. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
4212 We still make lemonade, but we don't pay taxes. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
4213 Sarah, say hi to the new neighbor, he moved here since 2020 and he doesn’t know how to get along with people 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
4214 I can either make lemonade or throw them at idiots, I don’t make the rules. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4215 It’s OK - he says they’re gluten-free. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4216 At this point, I just don't want to go to the store anymore 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4217 I thought he said "te-qui-la" not "to kill ya" 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
4218 , YOU tell him you want Chocolate. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
4219 Well what the hell am I supposed to do with these? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
4220 Pandemic feeling sorry for us” 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4221 Honey, I think I forgot my mask 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
4222 Honey, I’m quite certain they are organic 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4223 Fruit cake isn’t fit for the reaper, let alone a dog 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
4224 He’s delivering your mother’s fruitcake! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4225 It's the new service - Last Meal dot com. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4226 He said he's out of chocolates, so he's offering death by jelly doughnuts instead. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
4227 He swears they're sustainably reaped. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4228 What? I thought you were dying for a drink! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4229 It's OK. These aren't from the insurrection. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4230 He was just doing his job, he didn't mean to kill your mother. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
4231 What was the saying again honey? 'When Death gives you limes . . . 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4232 They were fresh out of the oven when he whacked Mrs. Gibbons. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4233 they look like "death by chocolate" 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4234 Relax, he's just here with the cake. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4235 Look! These scones are to die for. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
4236 Finally, I can make something other than lemonade. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4237 So what do you do when Death offers you lemons??? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4238 The best darn oven around! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4239 He says god originally gave him the lemons, but isn't a big fan of lemonade anyway 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4240 But, these empanadas are to die for! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4241 Honey, I thought we ordered lemonade?” “There’s not enough time to mak 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4242 Honey, don’t fear the reaper. That’s my motto post-Covid. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4243 Look, for the last time Barbara, I’m pretty sure it goes “when scythe gives you lemons”, but if you go grab my big book of overused phrases we can settle this once and for all. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
4244 It's not our time, just an over-abundant lemon tree on the front lawn. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4245 When death gives you lemons, make compost. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4246 When Life handed me lemons, I felt awful. So this has got to be better. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4247 #eric_van_den_brulle “it’s a floating tray of lemons… amazing right?! Why, what do you see?” 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4248 'It's a free market, honey. It's just supply and demand' 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4249 Bob and Helen decided to treat all neighbors equally, no matter their beliefs. Lemons for everyone! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
4250 On the bright side, we’ll have freshly squeezed lemonade for weeks. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4251 I think it’s time for one of your Lemon “Drop Dead”Martinis, Jane! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4252 He said he knows Life and can return these lemons to him 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4253 He can squeeze the life out of THEM 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4254 I think he wants us to poison the lemonade. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
4255 Eve, this nice man has assured me that these are not apples so everything's going to be OK. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
4256 There's no need to start your lemon harangue -- the situation's not that grave. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
4257 The reviews said they're to die for." 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
4258 They're fine. He probably just came from a lemon party. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
4259 Finally someone that appreciates deep fat fried food. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
4260 I told you I'd learn how to make beignets or die trying. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4261 I'm sick of Lemonade anyway. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4262 He's fully vaccinated. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4263 We'll bring them to your mother. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4264 He says they are lo-cal, couldn't possibly hurt anyone. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4265 I gave him some of our avocados. That's okay, right? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4266 But, Honey, he's been perfecting his sourdough skills for over year. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4267 Don't ask. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4268 There is no downside - we are terrible cooks. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4269 Well, well. What do you make of this? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4270 I told him we were very optimistic about the future. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
4271 Never turn down free. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4272 What’s the saying again? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4273 It tastes like crap but it would just kill me to tell him. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4274 I know! I know! These are probably bad for me! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4275 Hold on, I thought it was “When life hands you lemons...” 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4276 Don’t be grim. He says we’ll reap the benefits of gluten free. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4277 He says we have to call it demonade. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4278 He said it is not animal meat, should we trust him? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4279 Well I haven’t made any lemonade, so by the rules of logic this makes sense. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
4280 He said they ran out of apples. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4281 Quick, I need an original cliché. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4282 What am I supposed to make when death gives me lemons? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4283 When death gives you lemons, you learn to like lemons 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
4284 Well, waited all my life. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
4285 Shhh. I think he knows I’m allergic. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4286 Believe me, these lemons are to die for. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
4287 Turns out lemon is the zest of death. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4288 But, these are limes! They’re not the same. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4289 ‘What do you mean, “Not a fair price for mowing a lawn?”’ 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4290 I told you my lemonade was to die for 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4291 I'm sure your mother in law will love these. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4292 This diets looking grim 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4293 He's sorry about your ovaries. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
4294 What now Beth?! Hello fresh was a fortune and this guy only took an I.O.U 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
4295 He says Life is taking some time off. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4296 Like you’ve never sold your soul for lemons 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4297 Should I worry about pesticides? 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
4298 He does make a convincing offer. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4299 They are to die for, he says. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4300 I had better donuts but you can’t beat the price 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4301 He says if I make him that lemonade again he’ll go away for another year 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4302 Life brings you lemons? Make lemonade. Now what?--a bowl of cherries? 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
4303 No. Lemonade is when LIFE gives you lemons. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4304 Logically you're right, but I say we just go ahead and make the lemonade. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
4305 Sooo, when death gives you lemons what do you make? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4306 Yeah, well his are organic. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4307 He says to take some if we like. This will be our last time to make a choice. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4308 Death just brought us lemons. Do we invite him in? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4309 Look honey, I don’t like regifting either but I just don’t know how to make lemonade. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4310 Finally! I’ve been waiting my whole life for this. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4311 NOW what am I supposed to make? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4312 Well the catchphrases never prepared us for *this* situation 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4313 Look, I’m not sure what to do with them either, but when Death gives you lemons you certainly don’t refuse them. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4314 I won't call it a bribe! Rather a goodwill gesture to keep us in the good books. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4315 Maybe the double negative means this is a good thing? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4316 But honey, he said “take it or leave” 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
4317 It’s edgy to make peace with death now 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4318 Are these lemons fair trade, non-GMO? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4319 Hydoxychloroquine in lemons, why? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4320 I choose to make lemonade." 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4321 The secret recipe he tells me is he uses sulphur instead of sugar. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4322 I think it's like when Life does it--but with more bureaucracy, and disappointed heirs. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4323 Haven't you ever heard the saying "If life hands you lemons, hand them to Death"? Now his hands are full. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4324 I told you, my lemon bars are to die for. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4325 They look delicious but they could be deadly. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4326 Fentanyl desert cookies - won’t make you look fat at all. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4327 Do you still have that recipe for Mordorade? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4328 Yea, but they're the organic. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4329 Better find that lemonade recipe right quick. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4330 When death gives you lemons, make edanomel. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4331 You sure these are gluten-free? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4332 I suppose now I have to make lemon-harm. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4333 Well, giving lemons to Life didn't exactly go as planned. Didn't it, Karen ? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4334 When was the last time you heard the birds chirping? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4335 Can we just discuss why I invited him later? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4336 When death gives you lemons… make marmalade? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4337 Honey, don’t be so sour! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4338 Well for starters, they’re organic 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
4339 Relax these are cannoli It’s Luca Brasi who sleeps with the fishes. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4340 When death gives you lemons, make limoncello 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4341 Stop being so literal! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4342 It’s angel food muffins...can’t hurt. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4343 When I invited death to our door, I didn't expect he'd bring a side. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4344 I don't want him to leave hungry. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
4345 I get your hesitation Sweetheart, but it smells heavenly 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4346 It's a question of life and death. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4347 You like death by chocolate muffins, right? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4348 But honey, they're artisanal! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4349 I helped with his taxes. He said these are delicious and healthy. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4350 Honey, help me remove my shoe; he said the price was my sole. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4351 You liked the chocolate death cake. Get ready for some killer lemonade. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4352 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When Death gives you lemons, RUN BITCH!!! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4353 Ooh, your favorite! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4354 He's trying to raise funds to buy more souls. His Kickstarter didn't go. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4355 They’re supposed to be good for you. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4356 Of course it’s not organic, free range or non gmo…but it’s free! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4357 This isn’t sweetening the deal. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4358 ...but when Death gives you lemons you make a will. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4359 He says they’re gluten free honey. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4360 What is it you do when Death gives you lemons? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4361 He was cheaper than Instacart, but now I'm thinking a bigger tip. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4362 He makes killer empanadas! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4363 Common honey, you’re so good at making lemonade when Life hands them. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4364 Honey, did you order some lemons off Death Dash? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4365 Did you ask if they’re gluten free? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4366 See? Didn’t I say what would happen if we paid eighty-nine cents for each one? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4367 lately his hands are full so I offered to help 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4368 Honey, do you think it’s safe? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4369 In hell we make devilade. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4370 they say when life give you lemons, make lemonade. What do we do when death gives us lemons? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4371 oh bless, things must be quiet since Trump left office 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4372 These can’t possibly make worse lemonade than that other guy’s lemons 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4373 Happy 50th birthday honey 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4374 He says it’s for the Kool-Aid 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4375 When death hands you lemons, you just take it. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
4376 My boss sent them over. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4377 I really shouldn't. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4378 This guy's cooking has been slaying people everywhere. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4379 I'm not sure what to do with them. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
4380 Life was all out. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4381 Have you noticed how everyone is making an extra effort to connect these days?" 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4382 Well you know what they say. When Death gives you limes, make Mojitos. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4383 Maybe if we given them to him, he will go away. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4384 You didn't mention your Mom was visiting. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4385 I think it's lovely that our neighbors are welcoming us to the neighborhood. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
4386 It was our last wish, I asked for dumplings 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4387 If we don't take them he may take it personally. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4388 Well we already know what you’re supposed to do when life gives you lemons, but this could be more interesting... 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4389 I ordered food for the soul. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4390 They taste like death warmed over, but I think we should take them anyway. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4391 Oh, come on. One more empanada won't kill me. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4392 Honey, do we have a juicer? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4393 At least he doesn't pretend they're so great. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4394 When life gives you lemons, death gives you demons. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
4395 Stop telling me what to do Brenda, I’m taking the lemons ok?! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4396 Well I did say I'd die for some lemonade... 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4397 Honey, you’re the only one who knows about my lemon allergy... 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4398 Hun I know, but this is going to KILL on my social media… 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4399 Don’t worry, they’re plastic…and plastic never dies! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4400 When you said my goatee would kill our sex life, I really did not see this coming 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4401 He says these can be turned into hard lemonade. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4402 What’s the worst thing that can happen? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4403 I guess they got a new PR. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4404 Ladies first. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
4405 Am I still obligated to make lemonade? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
4406 It's ok - we'll make demonade. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
4407 He's apologizing for the noise from the death metal concert last night. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
4408 Dear, please have some. It's our last meal! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
4409 I’m training to eat the Carolina Reaper peppers. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4410 They're lemons; fit perfectly with this cartoon. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
4411 Don't worry, it's all natural, humanely sourced, and 100% gluten free 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
4412 I hope these aren't poisoned. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4413 This good man said that he had a few extra lemons and he wanted me to have them for free! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
4414 Well it’s gotta be better than the lemons life gave us last year 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
4415 They always tell you about what to do when life hands YOU lemons, but never the other way around… 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4416 When Death gives you lemons, you mix a Corpse Reviver. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4417 He said they’re killer empanadas. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
4418 Puns kill me. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4419 I have no idea what inspirational phrase applies here, but not accepting them seems like a really bad idea.” 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4420 Well, I know what to do when Life hands me lemons... 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4421 Where do you think life gets them from? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4422 When death gives you lemons, is it still a meme? 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
4423 He says lemonade would go well with the salmon mousse.... 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4424 As the angel of death, he said it would be bad for his image to turn these lemons into lemonade. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4425 There is no way we'll ever make lemonade out of this. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
4426 Lemonade's for weenies. When Death gives you lemons, pucker up. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4427 When death gives you lemons make Limoncello martinis 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4428 Actually, I much more familiar with life giving me lemons. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4429 I forgot the exact saying. I know we are supposed to make lemonade out of lemons. Do you think it makes a difference who gives us the lemons? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4430 Marjorie, the terroire makes all the difference if you want to-die-for vodkas. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
4431 What? It’s faster than Instacart. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4432 I don’t know honey, the last time we helped ourselves to a piece of fruit it didn’t turn out so well?’ 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
4433 Do you think he is vaccinated? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4434 You’d be surprised how quickly I go through these. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4435 . I told you it smelled like death warmed over 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
4436 When death gives you lemons, make…wait…why is it bad to get lemons again? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4437 You coming with? 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
4438 We have ice in the freezer, right? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4439 Life must be understaffed . 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4440 I’m just gonna throw them at cars. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4441 Oh come on! He's got a scythe. Now take the lemons then smile and nod. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4442 He assures me they're non-fattening. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4443 I told you my lemon meringue is to die for 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4444 Not worth the calories. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4445 He says that they'll make us more organic. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4446 Relax, the calories won't kill you. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4447 He said these are gluten free. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4448 Look, Hon - for your "to-die-for" lemonade. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4449 But what is it when death gives you lemons? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4450 Don’t worry. I’m vacinnated” @mara.vithan 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4451 Don’t worry. He accepts IOUs! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4452 Would you like some covfefe my dear? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4453 Honey, don't you think Death gives better lemons? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4454 Mexican “pan de muerto” just got a little bit too literal… 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4455 I’d say this calls for spiked lemonade 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4456 These must not be kosher. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4457 We've turned down the free vaccine, we have to accept this! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4458 So how do we spin the whole ‘turning lemons into lemonade’ thing? Do we actually make lemonade? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
4459 But he said they weren't hot enough... 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
4460 Eve, these fried apples seem vaguely familiar 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4461 This will make some killer lemonade. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4462 Do we still have that recipe for homemade lemonAIDS? 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
4463 Your choice: Amicable Divorce or Poisonous Scone? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4464 When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When death hands you lemons, look like you're going to take them, then drop your hands and run away, fast! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4465 He turns lemonade into lemons! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4466 He says he's delivering this a day early. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4467 No, I don’t know what to do when Death gives you lemons. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4468 Smells delish — YOLO! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4469 Well, I hope the mortician likes lemonade." 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4470 He said they're free, what's the big deal? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4471 He can prepare the soul any way we wish. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4472 When life gives you lemons... consider the source. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4473 I wish I had known we'd be eternally wasting away in Margaritaville. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4474 When Death gives you lemons, make funeral plans 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4475 honey can you please stop staring at his very long feet? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4476 He's a bag of bones, Margie! Let's get him some meat from the barbecue. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
4477 , “This is killing me, can I let him know they are gluten free?” 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4478 " Hold on there. Where's the health department vendors license?" 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4479 My sweet tooth will be the death of me. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4480 How what saying goes? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4481 How bad can they be? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4482 Anna Wintour Likes to bring the neighborhood gay empanadas. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4483 She's offering me a sweet deal 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4484 He's invited himself for cocktails tonight. Could you go to the liquor store and pick us up a gallon of gin? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4485 I told you it was better to eat before going. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4486 I thought he said he was the grain reaper 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4487 I asked for limes, but I'm not one to complain. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4488 I wouldn't have thought he'd have had as much time for pandemic baking, but the crust on these looks absolutely perfect! 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
4489 Do you think he's looking for a good tip? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4490 He says he's proof they're non-fattening. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4491 It's a fundraiser for the Coffin Club. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4492 The bread is to die for; try one. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4493 It’s the bone meal fertilizer. He swears by it. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4494 Which would you like? They come as Now, Soon, Later, and Surprise? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4495 The lemonade was OK, but I guess I’ve had enough. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4496 And his Kool-Aid is reported to be ' Drop-Dead ' delicious. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4497 Let’s see if the lemons we get from death are better than the ones life seems to be serving right now 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4498 Honey, but they’re organic 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4499 remember when i said 'vaccine'? You told me vitamin c would be enough, right? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4500 Honey, I’m pretty sure it’s ‘life’… 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4501 Well life gave us lemons in 2020. 🤷‍♀️ 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4502 I‘ve been getting my life from farm to table these days 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4503 What? I didn’t want to show up on death’s door empty handed. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4504 Let’s take them, he’s been trying to fill up his time since the vaccines came out. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4505 I decided to go for asset sales rather than production, it's really all about biding your time. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4506 The current protocol is you don't need a mask if you have been vaccinated 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4507 One or two? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4508 He wants me to make sandwiches for himself and his crew. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4509 Well, dear, looks like Life gave Death lemons, and now Death wants ME to make the frickin lemonade. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
4510 The lemons are free and maybe I can get him to cut our lawn. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
4511 I have something to tell ya. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4512 Don't worry, they're organic. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4513 I hear they taste like death warmed over. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4514 They say when Death gives you lemons...run like hell!” 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4515 I love these and I won't be able to do the sweeping tomorrow. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
4516 He said the gas station was going to throw them away and he didn’t want them to go to waste. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4517 He says these are perfect for improperly cooked seafood. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4518 He swears they’re to die for. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4519 Did you remember to pay the HOA fees? 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
4520 You've got to try them - - they're to die for! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
4521 Better he gives me lemons than a kiss! 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4522 The previous owners did not return the tray. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4523 He says when life gives you lemons Death expects cremains. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4524 Honey he wants us to try the Hot Pockets - says they’re breathtaking.” 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4525 Poor bastard. Life handed him lemons. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4526 When Death offers you lemons, you make whatever he tells you to. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4527 He said, "I got a lot of leftovers and I don't have a freezer. My catch this morning was a 300 pounder". 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4528 Are you sure it was advertised as the highly versatile REAMER direct delivery? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4529 I have no idea what to do with these. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4530 I never thought death would be so bitter 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4531 He said that if he knew we were coming, he 'd have baked a cake. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4532 No dear, I’m certain the saying says ‘life’ 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4533 Life uses pesticides on their lemons. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4534 These are for hard lemonade 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4535 No inspirational wall art instructions for this moment, huh? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4536 He promised they were fresh scythed 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4537 His lemon tarts are to die for. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4538 We should take it, right? What could possibly go wrong? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4539 When Death gives you lemons, make lemonade. Just don’t drink it yourself. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4540 It's my soul!!! I'll do what I want with it!!! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4541 Oh don’t worry. It’s just another conspiracy theory. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4542 When Death gives you lemons . . . get the hell outta here. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
4543 ‘ You go ahead dear, my ulcer is playing up.’ 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4544 I special ordered these crab cakes....they are something to die for. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4545 Don’t worry, he’s only here for the juicer. His scythe is dull. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4546 He is our only neighbor who brought a welcoming gift. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4547 If we don’t take these, it’s like declaring we only love Life and not him! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4548 Your mother wants fresh squeezed at the funeral. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4549 😮 “Peter this is Mary my wife. Mary, Peter was my RA junior year.” 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4550 She assured me they are organic. I just have some doubts about the compost she uses” 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4551 Jeez “Keto Karen”, I was only going to eat ONE! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4552 When Death gives you lemons, then it will be one hell of a lemonade 🍋🔥 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4553 He says if we share this on our Insta stories and tag him, he will leave us alone for the next ten years. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4554 When death gives you lemons, there’s no time to make lemonade. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4555 Well… Do we make limeade or something now? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4556 Did you order at Uberial? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4557 They promised the new lemon flavor was going to be deadly! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4558 So when Life gives you lemons it’s okay. But when Death gives you lemons you question why anyone is just giving away lemons? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4559 when death gives you lemons, make minute maid 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4560 I don't understand why you're worried. The last guy just wanted lemonade. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4561 Should you tell him or should I? 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4562 I’m assuming he’s been fully vaccinated! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4563 This is totally a regift -- I'll bet you Life gave him these. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4564 Babe, we don't need any more lemons, we never made lemonade with the last ones 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4565 Apples are over, Eve 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4566 Look, Honey, even life after death is bittersweet! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4567 Don't worry they're Keto 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4568 I told him you cost at least 8 lemons, but he’s a tough negotiator. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4569 I did tell him your lemon bars are to die for. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4570 He says it's the least he can do... 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4571 You had to say “they were to die for?” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4572 He is going to kill my diet. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4573 Go ahead and make the lemonade. Just don't drink it. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4574 It can’t be worse than your mothers cooking… Come-on, what have we got to lose? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4575 Guess we'll make the proverbial whiskey sours. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4576 What, ask if they're gluten free! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4577 Sends his regrets. Brought a dish to pass. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
4578 Let's try to make the most of this situation. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4579 What am I supposed to do when Death gives me lemons, Sophia? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4580 Hello I am the grim reaper. Lemons on a plate. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
4581 ‘do you think these are plant based?’ 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4582 It's important that we support local business owners, Rose. Aren't we all just trying to get back to business as usual? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4583 He said, welcome to the neighborhood and that in the spring our lilacs look gorgeous. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4584 The COVID business isn’t what it used to be. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4585 I guess this is the until death us part. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4586 He had a hell of a time harvesting these lemons. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4587 When Death hands you lemons, you make hard lemonade. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4588 We can give these to your mother. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4589 Did you make fritters out of the mushrooms we picked yesterday? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4590 It’s official, everyone gives you lemons. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4591 He knows how much your mother loved lemons. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4592 It’s a plate of beating hearts from my high school senior classmates but in a scrumptious yet feisty Carolina Reaper barbecue sauce. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
4593 And when Death hands you lemons, make margaritas. LOTS of margaritas. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4594 How kind, right? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4595 He'd like permission to set up a lemonade stand on our terrace. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4596 When death gives you lemons, they probably aren't... 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4597 Life is one thing, but what are you supposed to do when Death gives you lemons? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4598 I think it’s time to make limoncello. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
4599 He says they will bring us closer to God. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4600 I said ‘I’d rather die than eat carbs,’ and here we are. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4601 It would be rude not to take them. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4602 He’s from the city. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4603 Hey Sharon!! You could say he ‘squeezed the zestiest bits out of life’! 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4604 You see Karen, it’s just a peace offering! 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
4605 He is a killer baker. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4606 Beggars can't be choosers, Sharon! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4607 Oh, no cute internet quote for me this time karen? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4608 Do you want to tell him this isn’t enough or should I? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4609 Well honey, what has Life ever given us anyway? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4610 What? He said his colleague is taking the day off 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4611 For Carl, life turned out a little different than expected. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
4612 The afterlife DOES give you lemons. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
4613 Yes, I asked if they’re peanut-free. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
4614 ‘’Give ‘em a taste, ladies first’ 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
4615 Evidently, Death gives you lemons too. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
4616 He asked me to make some lemonade. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
4617 Do we need him to slice the lemon or shall we have them whole? 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
4618 Sure, they look like your mother made them, but at least he’s honest about his intentions. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4619 I’m not sure that expression about making lemonade really works here. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4620 Sure, they look delicious, but I just know there is going to be a big ask. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4621 "When death gives you lemons, you put cyanide in the lemonade." 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4622 Do you still make lemonade, if death gives you the lemons? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4623 It's okay . He said they are filled with Girl Guide cookies . 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4624 I wonder if it hurt when Trump castrated them. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4625 We cannot arrive empty handed at a potluck. Besides, they're terrible people! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4626 I heard they have killer food here. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4627 What's the catch? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4628 Don't look at me like that. You know life's backordered. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4629 Let’s not hurt his feelings. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4630 Deep fried, but he says they're to die for. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4631 If we take these, maybe he’ll drop the scythe. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4632 Screw the lemonade, Kathy. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4633 Not grim anymore. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4634 Yes I know Life gave us some already, this time maybe we can make a tart. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4635 Just smile and say thank you, he’s had a rough few years. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4636 Under the circumstances, we could technically make anything we like with these ones. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4637 I mean, are YOU gonna tell him how the saying actually goes? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4638 Look, at this point we need to take whatever lemons we can get. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
4639 He says budget cuts are forcing him to hold bake sales, so he can buy essential supplies for his job. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4640 The limoncello is to die for. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4641 Uh oh, you didn't bring an offering? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4642 Screw the lemonade! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4643 Sorry honey, she's my main squeeze now. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4644 Psst, I finally found some chump who will take all those lemons Life gave us! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4645 Eve-you know what happened the last time I listened to you. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4646 Better go ask if anyone's allergic. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4647 He says they’re fresh out of the…er…oven. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4648 We'll still make lemonade. Let's just not drink it ourselves. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4649 He insists they are low in cholesterol. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4650 No, Marge, I’m not sure what to make when Death gives you lemons. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4651 No, we said we're both gonna try one at the same time. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4652 I’m dying for soul food! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4653 Look,when death offers you lemons you make death lemonade,OK? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4654 Beware the Grim Reaper even bearing gifts 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4655 I think we just do the same thing? 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
4656 What's Death want with lemonade? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4657 Looks like they messed up our order again...but I think I'll let this one slide. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4658 Lemons can boost immunity, right? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4659 Maybe we should make a margarita instead. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4660 What luck! He says there is no expiration date. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4661 Life's stopped giving anything since 2020. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4662 Well, at least the service is is prompt. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4663 Well you know honey, Life gets busy sometimes 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4664 Hun, I wonder if this can powder our EV. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4665 I’ve always preferred margaritas to lemonade anyway 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4666 When death gives you lemons you take it, Linda. You take it! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4667 Apparently he was in the pastry department at the Spotted Pig 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4668 He calls it a juice cleanse. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4669 Its Okay. He says they're Gluten-Free. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
4670 E. coli from a lemon? Don't be a worry wart, dear. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4671 We can't live on sweets alone. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4672 How about we make lemon bars this time? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4673 I'm not quite certain of what to do if Death hands you lemons. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4674 He says, “When I give you lemons you have to make Lemon Curd.” 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4675 'Do you prefer poison or stabbing?" 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4676 Don't worry ...It's only the grim reamer 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4677 This isn't the way I thought I'd eventually meet Mr. Potato Head. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4678 What are we supposed to do when death gives us lemons? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4679 He says it’s the same and we should make lemonade. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4680 Darling, you know Mr. Reaper was deeply invested in Lemon Coin. See the irony now? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4681 Call the children, Dear. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4682 Don't freak out, it is only a little scurvy, he says. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4683 It would be rude to turn down a gift. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4684 I thought they said Beth would be delivering it. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4685 These will be a tad tart. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4686 A turnover is a turnover, so no, I'm not concerned about what he might have stuffed them with. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4687 Hey, when Death serves you lemons...amirite? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4688 Whiskey sours, of course, then off for a late evening drive. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4689 I don't think he knows how catfishing works 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4690 Honey, Are you sure they are vegan ? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4691 This? Oh, I offered to slice wedges. The sickle is simply overkill. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4692 When the Death serves you lemmons, be assertive! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4693 He said they’re Meyer lemons at wholesale price. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4694 It is not only a lemonade stand, Linda, it is an opportunity to achieve economic independence 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4695 I’ve been told what to do, when life gives me lemons, a thousand times. I guess I’m pretty screwed now 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4696 Yes, but it's lemonade to die for... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4697 I’m feeling a little sorry for him. He must be going through some kind of identity crisis 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4698 He is just returning the lemons I threw at life 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4699 You know what they say, "When Death gives you empanadas..." 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4700 Now that the restrictions are lifted, I say live a little. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4701 A gift from Ingmar. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4702 So, when Death hands you lemons, then what? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4703 See? I told you people in the suburbs would be more friendly. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4704 Life raised it's prices so I found out a new provider. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4705 Concerned? You're darn right I'm concerned. It's Devil's Food Cake he's offering me. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4706 Since people are getting vaccinated for Covid-19, his workload has dropped off so much that he has to sell these to make a living. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4707 So what do I do if DEATH hands me lemons? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4708 I mess up the punch one time, and now he’s in charge? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4709 I _think_ he wants us to make lemonade. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4710 Well, I know what to do when life gives them to you... 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4711 And when Death gives you lemons, just pucker up and take it. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4712 You never know what you’re going to get with these grocery deliveries. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4713 I wasn't sure what to bring?! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4714 When Death gives you lemons you make a delicious fall citrus key lime pie. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4715 He assures me they're worth the calories. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4716 It’s an unusual Faustian bargain, I know. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4717 Why on earth you are both not wearing masks?! 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
4718 When death gives you lemons, make lemon scented candles to burn in hell. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4719 The devil makes me do it. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
4720 They're from the HOA. They're conceding. No hard feelings, I guess. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
4721 When life gives you lemons … 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4722 What if it is Death to give you lemons? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4723 Don't worry. I'm sure he just wants some lemonade. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4724 Do you have money for a tip, honey? I didn't bring my wallet. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4725 They’re huckleberry… 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4726 They’re still hot from the devil’s kitchen and he wants us to try some. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4727 He said he feels guilty about last year. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4728 Limoncello 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4729 You're guaranteed to lose weight. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4730 I don't see what's supposed to be so grim about his reaping. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4731 They’re Death by Chocolate. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4732 He heard that your lemon squares are to die for 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
4733 Which would you prefer: high fat or high sugar? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4734 He says the Apple crop failed, so he’s offering us bitter lemons. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4735 Making lemonade might be more of a challenge this time. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4736 You trust this guy??? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4737 But Life's weren't organic. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4738 Do you think there's a chance they might be poisoned? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4739 They must be good, he said "They're to die for". 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4740 Yes, he’s serious — serious about sustainable farm-to-table produce. He literally just scythed these. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4741 Hey, free lemons! It's not like there are any strings attached. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4742 Food miles? Ok, I’ll ask. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4743 When Death gives you lemons, you make hard lemonade. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4744 After all, why not 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4745 Jacque you know her diagnosis. - Yes but there is still plenty of Gin. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4746 Fruitful harvest. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4747 Shouldn't he be offering 7UP? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4748 You see honey, not only are the neighbors in the suburbs friendlier, they also have fruit trees. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4749 Death's limes were better bang for the buck. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
4750 I suppose we just deep-fry them? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4751 But he says there fresh from the oven! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4752 When Death gives you limes it’s time to pucker up. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4753 After Trump being the President, the pandemic, sure I’ll have some dry lemons… 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4754 I guess Life had the day off, Susan 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4755 I told you, he is just a misunderstood soul, trapped in this job, desperatly trying to keep us alive with a vitamine overload. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4756 When life gives you lemon and you give it back. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
4757 The pandemic has been tough on farmers Linda, and he’s local! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4758 It's a drink called 'Death by Lemonade.' " 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4759 High fat, high sugar. They're delicious and he's handing them out free! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4760 Be careful. They're very hot! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4761 His cooking is to die for. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4762 The chicken is dead. He came for the chicken. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4763 What can I say? He loves my lemonade. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4764 Yes,they are gluten free with locally sourced ingredients. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4765 His emblem is the scone and crossbones. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4766 They're called pandemic cookies. Should we take a chance? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4767 It's all good. Apparently growing citrus is his passion project and these lemons are 100% organic. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4768 This is how hard seltzers are made honey 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4769 Lazarus said it’s fine. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4770 Honey, I don't see why not? The new neighbor seems fine. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4771 But they were on sale! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4772 He says two for the price of one. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4773 This happens every opposite day. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4774 Life gave him lemons but he doesn’t like lemonade. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4775 When death gives you lemons, make margaritas. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
4776 He’s out of blueberry. You want strychnine or arsenic? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4777 You know the old saying :Whwn death gives you lemons.. pucker up. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4778 I know but he’s got the best falafel in the game. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4779 Don't ask questions. Just get the sugar. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4780 Classic death. He took all the zest. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4781 Trust me, Eve, I’ve heard this guy’s fruit is to die for! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4782 I know, Linda, but they’re better than the alternative. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4783 He has lost his chessboard and had to improvise quickly but apparently I can stay alive as long as I keep eating these. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4784 He says he's dying to have one. I don't feel like arguing right now. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4785 He says it's guaranteed to take off the Covid weight. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4786 I don't see how I'm gonna make lemonade out of these. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4787 He doesn’t do gluten-free last suppers. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4788 When life brings you lemons, you make lemonade. When death brings you lemons, make sure you don't choke on the seeds. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4789 Good news. Only one of them is poisoned! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4790 Well then, how about lemon curd? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4791 Try one of these. They're to die for. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4792 I ordered them online from Death's Door Delivery. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4793 Trust me Carol, this lemonade will be to die for. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4794 life gives you lemons but death gives you limes 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4795 OK so we definitely should not make lemonade with these. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4796 I know he's early, but he brought scones. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4797 I know it looks grim, but I have an oddly upbeat feeling about this. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4798 We were supposed to give lemonade! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4799 They don’t look expired. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4800 Yea, we’ll call it Mike’s Hard Lemonade 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4801 Honey, are we still doing keto? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4802 No Karen, these lemons are not for you! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4803 I think this is a bad Lomen. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4804 , " I told him they were buns in the oven" 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4805 Honey it’s your favorite try it 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4806 Apparently it's some sort of Sicillian thing. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4807 Their new Customer service deparment is really improving the Customer experience. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4808 You know, it’s rare to find someone so thoughtful and giving 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4809 I know what to do when life hands you lemons, but what about death? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4810 I don’t think Death does metaphors. Better go and grab my travel bag. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4811 Is he trying to fatten us up before the ... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4812 What's the problem . . . we'll get a life-time supply! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4813 A bargain at any price. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4814 Don’t worry honey, it’s just someone helping unload the 15 million leftover boxes of Girl Scout cookies. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4815 When life gives you lemons... Well, that's irrelevant here. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4816 At first I thought they were beignets, but it turns out these things taste just deathly. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4817 For a glass of cold lemonade we can avoid taxes. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4818 He says he’s raising money to buy a new pair of Doc Martens. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4819 YOU tell him we have plenty of lemons. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4820 When Death gives you lemons, make lemon chiffon pie,” I always say. And by “chiffon” ,I mean arsenic 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4821 Ashes to ashes, lemons to lemonade. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4822 Yes, make lemonade, but what about when death gives them to you? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4823 when life gives you lemons, give it to hell 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4824 Do you know what I'm supposed to make when death hands me lemons?? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4825 So you picked up gardening over the pandemic too? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4826 I guess it's true, people really aren't portrayed fairly in media 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4827 Honey are you sure they take bribes! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4828 But he swore to me he’s vaccinated 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4829 Don’t worry. Apparently, the labor shortage is affecting everyone and he’s just trying to come up with a few perks. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4830 So *this* is how Gatorade is made. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4831 I know when Life gives you lemons, you made lemonade, but what do you do when Death gives them to you? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4832 Just one last scone. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
4833 He says these will ward off death. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4834 I'm not sure what to do now. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4835 Really, I always hoped there would be Tequila and salt when he showed up 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4836 I was told he is a hell of a cook! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4837 After you dear. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4838 Not for me, your mother. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4839 He says it's organic. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4840 Honey, I'm thinking we can still make lemonade...just with a touch of arsenic. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4841 Whereas, if DEATH gives you a lemon … 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4842 It's not gonna kill me! The virus isn't spread through food. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4843 Now that the virus is over he’s back to selling baked goods. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4844 See if you can move my tee time up. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4845 Poof pastries! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4846 But honey, he says they’re gluten free. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4847 It's a win win . . . he's not as busy as he was . . .and gig job workers aren't coming back in droves . . 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4848 Come on, Heidi, a whole wheat muffin isn't going to kill you. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4849 His name is Curiosity. He wants to trade for our cat. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4850 I am thinking that fried chicken probably isn't very good for you. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4851 Right, but this isn't Life, so I'm making a pie. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4852 These croissants are to die for. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4853 New marketing. Makes sense. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4854 One bite won’t kill me.” 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4855 This certainly can’t be intrepreted as ‘Focus on the good in a bad situation and take action accordingly.’ 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4856 I don't care who gives them, it's hot and I need lemonade. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4857 Hard to find qualified employees these days. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4858 He said he's been watching Oprah and decided to go for an image change. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4859 I tell you, trick or treating gets weirder and weirder every year 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
4860 When Death gives you lemons, you had scurvy. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
4861 What do you reckon we are supposed to make with these? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4862 I told you he had lemons 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4863 Angel Food or Devil's Food? 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
4864 He says he made them from lemonade. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4865 Apparently life is "out sick" today. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4866 Too Many Souls Lost To COVID-19. He's Diversifying! Brilliant 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4867 I think he said they contain grin reefer 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4868 I got tired of having to make lemonade all the time, so now I get my lemons here. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4869 He heard Life was giving us lemons and thought we should try his. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
4870 I doubt I'll be thinking, "Wish I hadn't had that beignet!" 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4871 just so he’s reaping lemons and not me!” 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4872 Of course I’ll accept his gift darling, he’s our new neighbor, it would be mortally wrong to refuse 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4873 When Death hands you lemons, run the other way. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4874 Let's live a little, honey. They won't kill you. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4875 You should still make lemonade 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4876 What ever you do, don’t make eye contact! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4877 That's some well-executed citrus. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4878 Well yes,we are about to die. But this is a very nice gesture to make lemonade out of lemons. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4879 I know about the 'when Life hands me lemons' thing, but what about THIS situation?! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4880 I know what you’re thinking, but his buns are surprisingly warm and moist. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4881 Not only is our new neighborhood rodent-free, but the welcome wagon brings home-baked goods! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4882 When Death gives you lemons, spike your lemonade! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4883 I don't know why you keep giving extras to the neighbors - this one always gives it back. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4884 I tell you, these cakes are to die for. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4885 When a grim reaper gives you lemon's ....... make lemonade! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4886 I know if life give you lemons you're supposed to make lemonade, but what in the devil do I do with these? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4887 He didn't offer much choice. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4888 On the way to Costco I met this nice man with free lemon samples. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4889 Well, this is trickier to navigate! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4890 Honey, how about you make your to-die-for lemonade again? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4891 If Death gives me lemons, can I still make lemonade? 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
4892 Yeah, but they're gluten free. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4893 Well, I was dying for some lemonade. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4894 They've really upgraded the onboarding experience. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4895 I don’t know what it is, but it is obviously our last meal. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4896 What do you mean you forgot your wallet? Your killing me! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4897 This once again proves my point Bob, men are dumb. Good thing I have our life insurance on autopay. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4898 Hey, honey. Our new neighbor here says these lemons are great for exfoliating aging skin—-she says it’s the first time in ages she’s had a perfectly clear complexion and her wrinkles are completely invisible! Let’s try it!” 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4899 I knew about death and taxes, but apparently there are lemons as well! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4900 You know, Eve tried to test the Apples, maybe this could put the spell in reverse? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4901 Consider the alternative 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4902 He said he picked them up on his way up from Florida 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4903 Belive me. After you taste this, you woun’t be able to eat any other thing. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4904 Oddly enough, they’re quite sweet. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4905 What? At least we will have a lemon "aid" 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
4906 Am I supposed to make lemonade with these? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4907 He said he’s raising money for his missions trip. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4908 It'll be way more fun than watching the news. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4909 Relax, he makes this joke every year. It’s honestly getting old 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4910 It’s ok, these are limes. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4911 Honey, I forgot what you’re supposed to do when death gives you lemons… 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4912 I’m sure they’re fine honey. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4913 Well you were just saying that you had lost your zest for life 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4914 You will die for my lemon drops. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4915 I didn’t know you’d ordered from Reaper Eats. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4916 Look, Fairway never has Meyer Lemons, give me a break. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4917 I know I’m allergic but they look so good! 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
4918 Honey, I’m sure he gets the irony… don’t be rude 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4919 I asked for limes. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4920 Acidic has new meaning 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4921 You get to give them back at the end 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4922 I used the Dark Web to send out invites for the pot luck, my bad. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4923 I asked him to bring back John Lennon and this is what I get..." 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4924 I’m already dead inside. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4925 I'm not sure is enough, please, take my credit card 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4926 I sure hope Martha Stewart was right about these Meyer lemons. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
4927 Well, maybe this means I can stick to tea 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4928 I should’ve made that lemonade, baby 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4929 He found a new P.R. firm 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4930 Frankly, Cynthia, I can’t tell the difference anymore. The lemonade tastes the same to me. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4931 He says they’re air fried. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4932 You gotta take your lemons where you can! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4933 All hell breaks juice. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4934 Yes, dear,"Enough with the the mixed messages!" might not have been the appropriate salutation. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4935 I was not briefed on what to do when death gives you lemons. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4936 What a nice last supper! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4937 ...ask if they're organic? ....you CANT be serious 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4938 He says they're citrons, not lemons. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4939 I knew he was grim but bitter too. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4940 I told you we should get snuggies. He looks comfortable! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4941 What happens if Death gives you lemons? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4942 So, lemonade is out. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4943 Returning the lemons 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4944 You ask him if their gluten free. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4945 Darling, I told you Mr. Grim wants Fried Chicken not lemons 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4946 Do we want one for hell or two? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4947 No, this way, you make lemon meringue. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4948 Organic, yes, but not certified. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4949 He's inviting us to a "last supper" celebration. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4950 Can you make the lemonade? I don't have any time. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4951 It's a thank you for watering his plants when he was away most of last year. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4952 Since the pandemic ended, he needed a part time job for all of his spare time. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4953 I think she said, “It’s an end of season special………all I can eat.” 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4954 Kathy, what do you make when DEATH hands you lemons? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4955 He says they have no calories ! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4956 It's worth the calories, they're to die for. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4957 I guess we make limoncello? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4958 Uber Death really is the fastest delivery service available 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
4959 I'm telling you Martha, the two day shipping is worth it. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4960 Lemonade to die for. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4961 He was out of limes. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4962 The appetizers are absolutely to die for! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4963 Let's give him all of the trick or treat stuff, just in case he's real. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
4964 It's a loan. From now on I'm on borrowed time. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4965 Leftovers again. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4966 Make kimchi. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4967 'When he says they're to die for, you have to take him at his word" 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4968 The kids could get twice as much fir this lemonade! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4969 Why are you so judgmental? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4970 He says they're called democra-quettes. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4971 Look Dear, the souls of old friends 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4972 OK, are we supposed to make lemonade when death hands us lemons? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4973 Should we... UN-make lemonade? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4974 I think it’s his way of trying to make up for that time he came for both of your parents right around Christmas. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4975 Darling, didn’t you say you’re starving to death? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4976 He said they were to die for. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
4977 Oh honey! But they’re free! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4978 You get that real smokey taste this way 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4979 I mean...he is wearing a mask. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4980 I think we’re going to like it here. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4981 Should we give him the cat or Justin? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4982 Honey, it’s a booster for the Johnson and Johnson shot 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4983 Ok, you were right, only a murderer would put up a Craigslist ad for free lemons! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4984 He says we’ll need to pack these too before heading for Florida 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4985 When life gives you lemons make lemonade…. The lemons I get in life: 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4986 Wow, I thought it was bad enough when life did. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4987 He says they're gluten-free. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4988 These Hors d’oeuvres will be the death of me yet. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4989 Are you really kink shaming me right now Barb? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4990 We never had such nice and friendly neighbours… 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4991 I thought it was life that gave you lemons? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4992 Honey, I just had a new idea for a t-shirt! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4993 We should take it; death will not give us anything sweeter than lemons. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4994 I'm serious. These are to die for. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4995 Please fetch the fruit mix and my life insurance policy" 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4996 Don’t worry, they’re gluten free. #winner 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4997 Honey, quick. Take a pic and tag Beyonce. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4998 Look at the bright side, it's not a plate of kohlrabi. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4999 Are these raisin muffins?" asks Death. "Your healthy baking has doomed us, Helen!" 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5000 What did you think the scythe was for? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
5001 He knows I’m allergic to lemons. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
5002 Are these lemons for your Mother ? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
5003 Eve - its ok to eat these, they're only lemons. We won't get thrown out. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5004 He says that he threshed and ground the wheat for these himself. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
5005 Oh they are to die for 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
5006 Let’s be neighborly, even if they do look like death warmed over. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5007 I thought we agreed not to make friends with the neighbors. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5008 At least we'll get lemonade " 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5009 When he says 'you're next', I hope it's the food he's talking about. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5010 He says they’re death defyingly good. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5011 Hot day, so it’s a trade off for fresh lemonade. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5012 You try em first. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5013 New gardener-cook. Saves money. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5014 These New Yorker cartoon captions are getting mor challenging nowadays... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5015 They're "Covid Muffins," his mother's secret recipe. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5016 They never said anything about death giving you lemons 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5017 Is it true that if the Devil gives you lemons,you should make LemonSade? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
5018 I guess it's lemonade or die. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5019 I know, but they're SOOO good! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5020 He says sorry for our loss. Call everyone we know. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5021 I told you not to buy that damned juicer. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5022 I can't tell if his gesture is encouraging or just plain cruel. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5023 There might be enough time to make Lemonade. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5024 I' don't care! When Death gives you lemons, we feed them to your mother! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5025 So Death is giving us lemons. We can make some killer lemonade. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5026 I guess Life is out sick today 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5027 Grubhub’s been ghosted. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5028 I’m pretty sure they’re gluten free. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5029 But he used my late mother's recipe. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5030 a little knosh won't hurt you 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5031 When Death gives you lemons, thank him and walk away. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5032 Honey, go get the tequila and some salt 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5033 Do you think she's really from the Girl Scouts? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5034 Well, I think it's a fair deal. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5035 Well, the good news is you'll have lemonade at my funeral. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5036 Sharon, who is this idiot? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5037 Just don't make any lemonade. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5038 . I know that when life does it, you're supposed to make lemonade, but what's the etiquette here? 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
5039 Oh, look honey—the scythe does more than kill people. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5040 He suggests we make lemon drops. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5041 Amazon Fresh from Hell? What is it charging for delivery? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5042 I can't refuse these Karen, LIFE didn't give me anything. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5043 These yellow pears are great in water with sugar, trust me 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5044 Well, look at the brighter side of this, Wendy. Chances are we won't have to go through the trouble of making lemonade. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5045 He said it was gluten free 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
5046 If it’s death that hands you lemons does that mean lemonade is off the menu 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5047 ‘Babe, we’re vaccinated’ 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5048 They’re FREE lemons for Christ’s sake! Don’t judge a book, Karen! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5049 He said these lemons are for our thousand cuts, dear. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5050 You know honey, life has a slight branding issue 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5051 It's a welcome to an eventuality, we better make friends 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5052 I think it’ll take something more original than lemonade to keep from being Chopped. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5053 Who are you, Persephone? Relax, they’re not pomegranates. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5054 When death gives you lemons, you get a break from making lemonade. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5055 It’s to say he’s not bitter about our reaction when he showed up at the neighborhood BBQ. Like an olive branch but with lemons. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5056 ..but the lemons are for his scurvy, honey 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5057 But you guys are still friends,right ? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5058 These are to die for! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5059 Vickie, Expiration dates are just for marketing the safety angle. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5060 It's Mitch McConnell. He wants us to bury these democratic bills he killed. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5061 If we hurry, I can make some lemonade. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5062 Are you up for lemonade? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5063 When Death gives you lemons, make deadly lemonade. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5064 When death gives you lemons make your mother's meringue. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5065 Apparently I should have made that lemonade. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5066 Looks better than hemlock! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5067 Now what are you worried about? They’re non-GMO and vegan. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5068 My lemon bars are to die for 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5069 Don’t be silly. We’re outdoors and don’t need masks. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5070 I know I said manners need a comeback. But I don’t think you should accept his housewarming gift. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5071 What do I make if Death gives me lemons? 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5072 Okay, just one more, but then I quit 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5073 Do you think it’s safe to eat? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5074 Want some bubonic biscuits? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5075 We gotta try some. He cuts the wheat, mills the flour, and says the scones are to diet for. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5076 When death gives you lemons, throw them at the neighbors. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5077 So if death hands you lemons, do you make lemonade for the funeral? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5078 They are pumpkin so should be good for our health. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5079 He said for six lemons you can have another two weeks. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5080 They are gluten free but not organic 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5081 …so should we just make funeral arrangements then? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5082 No, that is Life. Just without make-up. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5083 I guess there’s not much we can do with these now. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5084 What? I’m supposed to trust Life’s lemons after last year? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5085 He told me that after this, he’s going to close a door and open a window. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5086 I think it's worth a shot 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5087 Is this one of your reverse psychology tricks? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5088 Just giving him something else to slice and dice, y'know? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5089 I’m unfamiliar with this idiom 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5090 finally everything is back to normal again. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5091 I didn’t have any cash to give him for cutting the lawn. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5092 Unless he gives us sugar and water too I don't know what to do with these 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5093 When he gives them we’re supposed to put them on paper cuts. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5094 Hey, so, Life called in sick today. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5095 Wonder if I have time for your lemon meringue pie. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5096 This is payback for all those times I wouldn’t let the kids do a lemonade stand... isn’t it? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5097 Dave, the expression is ‘when LIFE gives you lemons’……. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5098 The limoncello from these is truly to die for, Susan 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5099 He said Trump has announced that the mold on these will protect us from COVID-19. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
5100 We're going off-script. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
5101 Don’t worry, they go to the same farmer’s market. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
5102 Relax,dear. They’re not apples. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5103 I hear his fried chicken is killer. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5104 Whaddya mean, the last supper, Margie? It's chicken balls, my favorite. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
5105 You may have heard about manna from heaven but these devilish desserts are straight out of Hell’s Kitchen. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5106 The COVID vaccine has put a crimp in his revenues, so he’s selling empanadas. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
5107 'We'd better take them. He said his wife baked them. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5108 He says they're good for weight loss and maintaining a good complexion. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5109 But honey these are homemade crumpets. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5110 Don't worry. They're mangos, not apples. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5111 Look, honey, the grim reaper’s offered to make lemonade since your mom’s too mean to die! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5112 Should I just say NO? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
5113 When I said your mother looked like death warmed over I didn't mean it literally 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5114 Do you have any cash? I forgot about the sales tax 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5115 What?? I've been vaccinated! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5116 I understand people are just dying to try these! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5117 I'm confused. I thought life gives us lemons to make lemonade. Now what? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5118 When you give Death lemons, I don’t know let’s just see what he does with them. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5119 Life is all of lemons Linda, if you want to make more lemonade, I dont think we have a choice here.... 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
5120 If you have to buy lemons, you don't have any friends. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
5121 When Death gives you lemons, you make marmalade, right? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
5122 Limes... Who knew? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
5123 They're gluten free. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5124 What could be bad? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5125 I hear they're to die for! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5126 Get Dale Carnegie something to drink. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5127 Well now I’ve seen everything. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5128 Yeah,vegan AND gluten free. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5129 Passive-aggressive incarnate. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5130 But honey, they’re Meyer 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5131 This must be what's meant by make lemonade! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5132 So, what are you supposed to do when it's Death giving you the lemons? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5133 ...our new neighbor says his rare variety of digitalis lemons make to-die-for cocktails when used as spritzers..." 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5134 How innovative! It's called Angel of Death. It's a cross between Angel Food Cake and Death by Chocolate. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
5135 Don't worry. It's just Uber Eats, and they're desperate for help in the pandemic. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5136 Don’t fear the reaper 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5137 Death don't have no mercy, but at least she has a good supply of produce. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5138 I don’t think making lemonade out of lemons is appropriate in this instance 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5139 If life gives you lemons, at least you can make lemonade. If death gives you lemons, I'm not sure what to do about that. Say 'thank you' and try not to hurt his feelings? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5140 He only accepts Bitcoin. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5141 Is he offering me something to eat or to replace him as server? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5142 Yeah, it's kind of a hard sell. But the Girl Scouts had to do something, honey. Cookie sales are way down this year. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5143 I’m thinking the beverage of choice in hell is lemonade. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5144 Well, you did say you would die for a jelly doughnut. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5145 He tells me these are to die for. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5146 He said, "Zest for life." 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5147 Would a tip be inappropriate? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5148 No one ever said what to do when Death gives you lemons. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5149 Mother always said her muffins were to die for. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5150 Now what do I make? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5151 Darling I found us a new dealer 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5152 I think we could bet on the Lime variant, right ? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5153 I just read on the newyorker that Life lost his monopoly on lemons, indeed. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5154 Honey, aren’t they great for Grateful dead cocktail?! 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5155 Giving up on bitterness and sarcasm. Ain't that worth Sweet'tea!? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5156 Don't act surprised! In this economy, everyone has to work a second job. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5157 This gives new meaning to the idea of an acid overdose. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5158 Looks like your wish is his command! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5159 How different could the lemonade possibly taste? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5160 He looks like he had a kind face. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5161 What? They didn’t say anything about when death gives them 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5162 He said this will make my hair grow back. Why would you think there’s a catch? @babotokki 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
5163 Death warmed over. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
5164 He lives next door, just welcoming us to the neighborhood. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
5165 The same, but with tequila. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
5166 He's asking us to make lemonade 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
5167 Honey grab some tape from the house...gonna need to tape these back to the tree 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
5168 So now you don't want a centerpiece? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
5169 Yo you ever notice that if you cut a lemon in half it looks like a yellow butthole? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
5170 Honey, it looks like Death’s warmed over! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
5171 Should I report him to the HOA, this may fall under the 'no soliciting' rules? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
5172 they say those cookies taste deadly. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5173 Hope you're thirsty. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5174 Let’s not eat them they might be poisoned 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
5175 Maybe this is not the neighborhood we want to be "welcomed" to! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5176 What are you supposed to do when Death hands you lemons? 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
5177 He says they’re angel food. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
5178 Says 'No I can't put it on Account 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5179 Unlike us the Grim Reaper never got chance to dress down or work from home 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5180 Honey,it looks like six more of our plans just died. Shall we make the lemonade hard this time? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5181 It would be rude not to accept Susan, he made these empanadas himself. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5182 When Death gives you a lemon, call Poison Control. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5183 If you choose the wrong one, you have to go with him! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5184 No really, they're to die for. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5185 We'll just Google whether the make-lemonade rule still applies. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
5186 He heard you were grilling fish for dinner." 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5187 Potato potaaato... 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5188 I think I can still do something with these. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5189 Alice take a picture this is unprecedented 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5190 I know it sounds weird, but a fortune-teller once said that, if I gave Death a plate of lemons, I'd live forever. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5191 Today’s obit review said he is a great baker . So what do you think? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5192 He says these nuggets helped him with weight gain. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5193 When Death gives you lemons, make lemonade for your mother. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5194 When death gives you lemons, well you just accept them Megan, don't be so sour. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5195 Look dear, this online shopping platform DOES deliver lemons from anywhere in the universe! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5196 But he told me they're really delicious. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5197 Hardly seems worth the trouble to make lemonade. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5198 Why not Angel food cake??? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5199 I guess life didn't like my lemonade." 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5200 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when death does, just prepare simply to suck the bitter juice. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5201 He mumbled something about never on an empty stomach. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5202 It’s “when life gives you lemons,” Larry! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5203 Life only gave me 4 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5204 Relax, Ned. One won’t kill you. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5205 Life gave her so many lemons that these were left over. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5206 Did I ever tell you you're drop dead gorgeous? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5207 I don't see any harm in trying just one. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5208 He says these free cookies are to "die for" 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5209 The delivery guy was past his expiration date. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5210 Okay honey, Pfizer or Moderna? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5211 Yeah...maybe I'll just have a 7up. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5212 Now reapers start reaping lemons for me. Did you make a crossroad deal, honey? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5213 I have to go. This will leave a sour taste in your mouth for a while, but John at work is still single. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5214 Damian, while a little dark and melodramatic, is known for his pithy humor! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5215 I guess man could try the forbidden fruit this time, Eve. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5216 Eva, you want some fruits? They taste better! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5217 Lifes been giving me these for ages, figured I would cut out the middle man 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5218 This limoncello will be to die for 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5219 Really Diane? From what Life has given us, how could these be worse? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5220 No worries, God has a juicer. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5221 Would you like some fresh lemonade? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
5222 I guess we should make lemonade. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
5223 Better still, they’re gluten free. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
5224 I'd sell my soul for a burger. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
5225 „Do you also have salt and tequila!“ 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
5226 Honey, do you have change? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
5227 I heard his scones are to die for. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
5228 The help has upgraded since we were served that apple by a snake. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
5229 I think the general wisdom is to make Hot & Sour lemonade. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
5230 Can you find that lemonade recipe on the dark web? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
5231 He's a wizard in the garden 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5232 Life mustn't know that I made lemonade from these. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
5233 He said “take one and I’ll call you in the morning.” 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5234 I gave him lemonade. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
5235 I thought Barb said these were “heavenly.” 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5236 He ordered the wrong dish, do you want headless baby chickens? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
5237 Don't shoot the messenger. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
5238 What do you think, Honey? Make lemon-flavored cough drops? 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
5239 Honey, it’s the new diet craze, just look at how thin he is! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
5240 Do we have time for lemonade? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5241 HeShe really looks like they need something to eat. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
5242 I only know what to do when life gives you lemons. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
5243 I just thought it was fair to give him cookies like we did for Santa 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
5244 I know what to do when life gives you lemons… 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
5245 Is there still a market for lemons? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5246 They're Ezekiel Emanuel Muffins, so, since I'm 75 I'm mandated to eat two a day...since you're white you can have one per day..." 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5247 What makes you think these might be poisoned? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5248 I took the liberty of ordering a final meal for both of us. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
5249 I believe they are called wages of sin muffins. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5250 Bet you I can swallow one whole. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5251 Sure. But look what Beyoncé made of it. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
5252 He said that I'm gonna need it where I'm going. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
5253 He's got a recipe for killer lemonade. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
5254 Fresh lemonade before the eternal slumber? 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
5255 Worst caterers ever. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5256 a) “I guess I never have not known how to really not make lemonade.” b) “Well, at least it’s not me, death and plato with lemons entering a bar, honey.” 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
5257 Hey babe remember when I told you that these lemons were to die for? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
5258 He suggests doing a juice cleanse beforehand. . . 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5259 Because of virus even the demon has come to wish longevity. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5260 This is not what I meant when I said your lemon meringue is to die for 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5261 C'mon, he says they're freshly plucked. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
5262 This is something I started doing during the pandemic It boasts your immune system. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5263 He said to hold these while he goes to speak with your mom inside. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
5264 When death gives you lemons, filibuster. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
5265 We’re vaccinated, think it’s okay to take one? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
5266 Well they are your favourite and he says his quarantine is almost over. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
5267 No one ever’s tried 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
5268 Oh, come on, honey. What's the worst that could happen? A worldwide pandemic? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
5269 Life gave me lemons because looks like I got ghosted 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5270 No problem, I’ll be seeing you again soon and you can pay me then. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5271 well, if it’s death that gives us the lemons I suppose we can still make the lemonade? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5272 On the plus side, lemonade! And we no longer have to worry about being one place setting short. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
5273 ‘He says we’re doing a good job making the best of it but eternal damnation is still inevitable.’ 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5274 Cre’main? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5275 Thank god, I was starving 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5276 All the anticipation, without the regrets. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
5277 They are not for eating. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
5278 I am dying for some passion fruit. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
5279 I’ll take it, I’m starving anyway! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5280 There’s only a little bit of gluten. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
5281 I think I’m all out of options here, sweetie 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5282 I know a good thing when I see it. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5283 They're not apples, and he's not a snake! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5284 No, these apples were not picked from THAT tree. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
5285 It's okay, they're lemons... I guess the Pandemic was too much for EVERYBODY. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5286 We're going to need some more Triple sec 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5287 Waaah? He’s just the neighborhood welcome wagon. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5288 He's a high school friend. He died in a car crash after the prom. He was drinking hard lemonade. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5289 You really should try one. They’re to die for. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5290 It’s a little risky but … You could make some of that lemon curd I love?! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5291 Should we surprise your Mom with one? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5292 Doesn't the metaphor go, "When LIFE gives you lemons..."? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5293 Are you down to ask for two cups of sugar? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5294 These cinnamon buns will be the death of me! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5295 Yes, but the croissants got a five star rating on Yelp. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5296 Honestly, the lack of utensils is the most diabolical part of this delivery." 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5297 Good. I was getting sick of lemonade. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5298 Hope you and the kids enjoy the lemonade 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5299 He says he’ll slice them for free 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5300 Just don't eat the ones on top. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5301 It’s okay, they are reap-free. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
5302 His lemonade recipe is deadly 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5303 When Death hands you livers, fry it with onions. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5304 final sale. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
5305 If I give him back lemonade, maybe he'll go away. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
5306 There was a mix up at the agency. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
5307 Here we go... 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5308 dear, have we not been through enough? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5309 That’s not how it works, Sharon, Besides it’s impolite. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
5310 ‘Death on a plate dear’ 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5311 Oh that makes more sense! I thought they were croissants! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5312 He calls them kisses. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
5313 He says these are completely innocuous. A gift because we are doing a super fine version of his job all on our own. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
5314 I’m paying them forward. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
5315 You can take them. He is not a stranger. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
5316 I see, hon. It’s the fact that he’s carrying a scythe THIS WEEK that has changed your mind about Phil’s rolls. Nothing else? Take a minute. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
5317 Well, when Death gives you lemons, make lemonade for your spouse. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
5318 Do me a favor and Google 'Lemon + Murder Weapon'. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
5319 You always hear about death and taxes, but the real story here is death and scones. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
5320 How come nobody tells you what to do when death gives you limes? 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
5321 When life gives you limes… it’s either you’re outta time or you’ll be fine. Either way it’s free fruit. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
5322 He assures me it’s organic 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
5323 They never said anything about when death gives you lemons... 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
5324 I believe in this situation it's customary to make lemonade in your pants. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
5325 Who knew Death gave out lemons too?? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
5326 @Ok, would it kill us to make lemonade out of lemons? We’re in a pandemic situation.” 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5327 They’re best when they’re hot. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5328 I'm sure it's fine. He is internationally known as the most prolific reaper ever. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5329 Welcome To Our New Franchise I’M Now Serving ORGANIC SOUL FOOD 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5330 Should we take these empanadas from our new neighbor? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5331 He says this is to die for. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5332 No; I’m not tempting Death. He offered ME baked goods. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5333 It's OK, this is allowed while we wait to vote. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5334 Well, have you though about lemonade? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5335 Got a good lemonade recipe? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5336 Yes, but do you know what lemons cost right now? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5337 I know these are lemons. He says he's never heard of "Death by Chocolate" and if anyone would know, he would. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5338 But he baked them himself. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5339 Don't worry dear- he's just doing his second job to make ends meet, didn't have time to change uniforms. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5340 My necromancy skills are a little rusty. I can only bring back 19th Century lemon farmers. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5341 I have absolutely no idea what to make when death gives you lemons. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5342 The food is great, she's always on time, but her outfit ain't so hot for customer relations. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5343 Yes, my lemonade IS a matter of life or death. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5344 Happy coronaversary honey! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5345 Unexpected and uncertainty 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5346 Hell hath no lemons. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5347 tequila? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5348 Honey, we put raisins in these, didn’t we? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5349 Honey, he said it was an all-natural cure 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5350 I was on the lemon tree trying to reach the lemons, when he suddenly appeared...so I asked him to pick 'em up for me with his scythe... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5351 He wants to know if you’re Kosher 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5352 Well, one of us is going to have to make lemonade out of these. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5353 He’s just being a friendly neighbor. They look good. C’mon, it’s not like a little sugar is gonna kill me. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5354 Honey, lemons will only help you lose weight. I mean, look at him” 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5355 What happens when Death gives you lemons? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5356 We're trying to source local 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5357 My whole life I've been waiting for this moment. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5358 Honey, do we still have that juicer your mother gave us? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5359 It’s all part of my low carb high fat keto diet. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5360 I know a guy who can make these lemons into grenades. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5361 Quick -- look up a recipe for limoncello. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5362 Don't be so grim, reap the benefits of nice neighbors. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5363 My mother's cookies; sure to kill us all. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
5364 I ordered these especially for you, darling. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5365 It's OK, zero net carbs. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5366 Now he says he wants ice….. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5367 No harm in just one. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5368 Yes, I know, but you see it's really just a metaphor about the irony of "death" (instead of "life") giving me lemons. I'm still going to make lemonade. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
5369 He says they prevent scurvy. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5370 Are they lemons or Cornish game hens? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
5371 At this point I’ll take what I can get 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
5372 I thought the dark side had cookies! Talk about false advertising.. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5373 Death be her 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5374 See? If you’re invited for dinner, you should bring something 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5375 He said Life gave him lemons, but he didn’t know how to make lemonade. Help? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
5376 Yesterday you told me ‘bout the blue, blue sky… 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5377 When death gives you lemons make hard lemonade 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5378 I told you that was too much lsd! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5379 They say the free market is all about choice, but everyone ends up selling the same lemons. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5380 Hey, have you tried Frank’s lemons? They’re to die for. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5381 Can I? He says they’re are no trans fats or added sugar! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5382 Yes, for a lifetime of shots & lemon slices, I sold your Soul to Satan Karen! 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
5383 He wants us to make lemonade. After 2020, I'm just not thirsty. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5384 How fast can you make lemonade? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
5385 No, that's when life hands them to you. I'm just going to throw these away. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5386 It's okay, the side-effects are organic. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5387 He says he's early for your wake. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5388 You really should try them. These lemons are to die for! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
5389 What do you think,a 15% or 20% tip? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5390 Looks like you’ll be the one to christen the new juicer. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
5391 ‘I thought you said there would be cookies’ 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5392 Honey, he’s offering free samples! What’s the worst that can happen? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5393 What does your wise calendar say about THAT Susan ? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
5394 It's okay; I signed for them. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
5395 It’s his peace offering. He said we can make lemonade from these. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5396 Karen, look honey, the new neighbor brought over some supplies for the kids’ lemonade stand 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
5397 If death gives you lemons… 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
5398 Where did you hide my mother's pitcher? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5399 When death hands you lemons, you make lemonade, quickly. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5400 This is what I get for not taking them from Life. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5401 Could I interest you in a lemon shaped rock? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
5402 How does that saying about life go, "when it hands you lemons you make lemonade!" 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5403 Lucy would you like a hot pocket? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5404 I like to keep his mind on other things 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5405 Grim Reaper? More like Grim Juicer! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5406 Apparently when Death hands you lemons, you have to squeeze them into papercuts. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5407 They are handpies with salmon mousse. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
5408 And when Death gives you lemons, DESTROY lemonade! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
5409 Well, the other one yesterday tried to give me only three. We should consider this offer of a lifetime. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5410 I'm starting to see a pattern here. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
5411 They say these croissants are to die for. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5412 We could just make the lemons into lemonade 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5413 Ok, I get it. "Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade"....Call your mother. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
5414 Does it look like it comes with wine? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5415 We’ll make lemonade, no worries, honey! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
5416 Inclusion means everyone dear 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5417 If this is a test, life with you has prepared me well. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
5418 It’s a bit hot where I come from, can you make me some lemonade? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5419 Margaritas tonight? I’ve got a feeling I’ll be thrown off the wagon soon. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
5420 Well, it's a free market, isn't it? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5421 Oh, lighten up Jane, you only live once. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5422 So Life told me to comment and tag a friend to win a meet and greet and swag bag. I had no idea they would send a proxy... 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5423 What? You said no more Amazon packages! 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
5424 ‘Life’ was all out and you said you wanted Lemonade!” 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5425 I thought you said you’d kill for some lemonade 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5426 Honey, I’m just trying to make lemonade out of the situation 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5427 Well, after all the suffering being together in your diet program, I guess I deserve a choice here 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5428 You know what they say; when Death hands you lemons, make an awful citrus pale ale. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5429 Well I know what to do when life give you lemons, but what do you do when *death* gives you lemons? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
5430 Yep, that’s right! Six lemons it’s all it took! And I am proud of it! Six lemons and this platter. I got that too. And I am not ashamed, not ashamed one bit!! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
5431 It's for my master class on still life. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5432 He always gives me this, he said it speeds things up 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5433 Forget what you've already heard about him, he's a helluva baker! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
5434 I guess this is it. My last meal. Looks like there is enough for two --- care to join me? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
5435 They're stuffed with apples. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
5436 Told you those lemons weren't for free. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5437 Would you like some Devil's food cake? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5438 Hun? how does the old saying go? "When death serves you lemons..."? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5439 I didn't want lemonade, so I'm passing them along. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5440 Okay, Helen, he better deliver on making a killer lemon meringue pie. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5441 And when Death hands you lemons?.... 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5442 Does it look like I've started to die yet?" 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
5443 They are literally to-die-for. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5444 When Death hands you lemons, make lemon meringue pie. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5445 He wants us to show him how to make lemonade. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5446 Don't worry. Mitch said its okay. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5447 When death hands you a lemon, order hemlock. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5448 I offered him hot cross buns but he said “no thanks” 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5449 They’re leftovers from the last shopping 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5450 I thought it went "If Life hands you lemons..." 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5451 This is the end Martha 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5452 These are these new super foods that I’ve been dying to try. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5453 "Unfortunately when Death gives you lemons you gotta squirt them in your eyes." 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5454 What’s the difference? I’m still making lemonade! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5455 Don't eat too many of these. They're killers. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5456 He's part of my diet plan. Makes it easier to resist. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5457 Life is on vacation. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5458 It’s a dollar per lemon or three for two dollars. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5459 At least it’s not honeydew. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5460 Are you still thirsty? I think I can make something. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5461 He offers competitive terms and, after all, they are lemons. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5462 Death can be bittersweet. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5463 Hon, It was this or the Covid vaccine! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5464 Drizzle the cicadas with these. Tastes like lobster, I swear. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5465 I know what to do when life gives me lemons, but I could use a hint on this one. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5466 Apparently they’re loaded with sugar. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5467 Honey, have you SEEN the price of fresh produce? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5468 Oh honey, act normal … but I think this is a trap… count to three and RUN! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5469 COVID’s been pretty busy for him apparently! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5470 What are we supposed to make in this situation? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5471 I’m positive, he’s the only that could cater for your mom’s birthday party 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5472 He says he wants us to make margareapers 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5473 He says he's a vegan. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
5474 When Death gives you lemons, make lemon meringue pie. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5475 When Death gives you lemons, make like you’re glad to get them. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5476 So...what happens when death gives you lemons then? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5477 When death hands you lemons, you make lemonade…and then you die. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5478 He says we will probably be free to meet up by next Sunday. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5479 In the summer, he makes a lemonade to die for. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5480 He says it's one soul per glass, but you have to squeeze it yourself. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5481 You might want to tell everyone to save room for Gary's to-die-for sticky buns. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5482 Because I got reaaly tired of , "If life gives you lemons ... ." 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5483 Honey, can we trust Bob this time? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5484 Sure, but they're gluten-free. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5485 Come on hun,a little extra dessert won’t kill us. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5486 The GOP's keeping him so busy, he suggests just making lemonade until he comes by again. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5487 Let’s go to heaven with fresh lemons 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
5488 Well I didn't really think we would get this far... 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5489 See, I told you, Halloween gets weirder and weirder every year... 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5490 look honey, there's also something for you 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5491 He says they taste just like heaven and they’re high in vitamin c ya later. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5492 My cousins are always trying out organic farming. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5493 If I have one will you have one? It's not like it's going to kill us. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5494 When death gives you lemons, ask your wife what to do with them. Till death do you part anyway. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5495 I told you I ordered death by chocolate desserts 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
5496 Have you tried one of these Laurene? They’re to die for. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5497 These are gluten-free, right dear? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
5498 We are saved! It’s the Republican health care plan…the rest will be here in two weeks. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5499 Honey this whole “hell” thing is turning out to be easy peasy lemon squeezy 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5500 Honey, the lemons are expired. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5501 What to they say about when Death gives you lemons? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5502 No, that’s what you do when LIFE gives you lemons. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5503 yup,, gluten free,, 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5504 It’s my killer recipe. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5505 We did promise them a killer party. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5506 See HE's finging something to do with his spare time now. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5507 you do know how to make lemonade, don't you? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5508 Really Doris? I don't think it matters how many calories there are! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5509 Don’t tell me you ordered fried chicken for our last meal. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5510 They say these Meyer lemons are to die for! Wanna check for free samples? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5511 Yeah...I know what they say about when life gives you lemons, but what about when Death does? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5512 My obnoxious, lard-ass, know-it-all cousin will not ask for seconds. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5513 When Death gives you lemons you make Triple Lemon Fettuccine Alfredo.” 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5514 so turns out it burns like citrus in hell 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5515 Oh Jake! It was supposed to be life, not death giving you lemons. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5516 Finely Scythed For a Tangier Lemonade 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5517 If death gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5518 «I guess that's what they call redundancy.» 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
5519 These Halloween people keep trying to creep into my summer. @scuttlermeg 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5520 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When death gives you lemons, make a whole lemon enema. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
5521 He says he accepts dollars and souls 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5522 It’s about time Adam took the fall for tasting the forbidden fruit. #freeeve. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5523 Honey, do we have any sour cream? Bob says these are hot as hell. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5524 We’re all sick of lemonade. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5525 I’m not doing this just to be a contrarian! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5526 Let's try it. I'm guessing their non-fattening. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
5527 You know I'm a softie when it comes to school fundraisers. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
5528 Don't look so shocked. What would you ask for your last meal? 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5529 They are only for Anti-Vaxxers 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5530 We can make a killer tart with these 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5531 So, it'll be lemonade at my wake 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5532 Well...when death gives ya lemons. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5533 But they're keto friendly. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5534 This must be an apology in advance. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5535 He mumbled something about Simple Simon, but I’m skeptical. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5536 I’m not sure if I have time for lemonade. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5537 If death gives you lemons, you don't really have any witticisms to fall back on. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5538 He says you better make the lemonade to go. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5539 Let's accept! He's so contrite! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5540 He disappears the minute I make lemonade! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5541 I know what to do if life gives you lemons, but what do you do when you get them from Death? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5542 Should I take it? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5543 What are we supposed to make, poison? 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5544 Life ran out of lemons last year, so we have to go with the competition. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5545 I like getting my produce from the little guy sometimes. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5546 'So what it's not Life...Are you gonna say no to free lemons?!' 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5547 I just want to leave a good impression to my future dorm manager. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5548 Baby wanted twelve lemons… 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5549 Life hasn't returned to the office yet so Death is picking up some of the slack. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5550 Our new neighbor says his recipe for lemon cake is just heavenly 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5551 This gig economy thing is getting ridiculous. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5552 When death gives you lemons, you make your last will and testament 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5553 Hey, your mom’s birthday is just around the corner 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5554 Relax—this catering business boasts of never having a single negative review. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5555 Talk about ending a relationship on a sour note... 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5556 He must have dyslexia. Thank goodness, otherwise he would have shown up with a bunch of demons instead of these. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5557 I don’t think that adage applies here Cindy. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5558 They’re just lemons you big xenophobe. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5559 Death by pierogis is only marketing hype! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5560 Sorry, Marion. I had to give these back to someone who could appreciate your cooking. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5561 Oh look, Dear, we're going to be making lemonade. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5562 He’ll reheat them when he gets home. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
5563 He says he only does bitter. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5564 Zeppoles dusted with arsenic, honey. Mmmm. Still warm. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5565 I know what to do when life hands me lemons . . . . 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5566 I’ll stall him by saying you’re running off to get a pitcher of ice water and some sugar. Meanwhile, call Security! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5567 Our lemonade stand is going to slay. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5568 It should be fine, two metaphors cancel each other out… 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5569 I can handle this - it's just a tray of lemons. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5570 I'm dying for some gin. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5571 Trumpet, my dear? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5572 These lemon turnovers will be the death of me. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5573 I guess this means we should make Whiskey Sours. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5574 He wants you to make your "lemon-cabbage" surprise again. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5575 Go get the Tequila. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5576 Maybe if I make lemonade, he'll have a change of heart. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5577 I’m going to stuff these up my asshole. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5578 I know what to do when life gives you lemons, but I'm not sure what to do when Death gives you empanadas. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5579 Let's go home and squeeze the life out of these. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5580 Yes, but this batch will have way too much sugar. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5581 Should we tell him we’re gluten free? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5582 A peace offering for 2020. # 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5583 Why do I get the feeling these aren’t for lemonade? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
5584 Yes, honey! Lemons are the cure, I read it in an article… 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5585 Help me make lemonade. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5586 Nothing like the sweet smell of doom 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5587 It doesn't feel hollow if you enjoy it! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5588 These are for the " adult lemonade " 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5589 Honey, he’s taking it all. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
5590 Honey! Can I please borrow these lemons from Mr Demon for our lemonade party! -he says he has not zest left for em! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5591 I have no frame of reference for this. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
5592 Life’s had a rough week 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5593 I’m not sure we have a recipe for this one James 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5594 But it’s banana bread! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5595 Just give it a good stir and turn the heat down. I'll be with you i a sec. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5596 Frankly, it's more than life has ever given us. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5597 He said it’s actually ‘when *a* life gives you lemons, make lemonade’” 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5598 A plate of lemons is the fourth of the deathly hallows 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5599 As my next of kin, you will be legally obligated to make the lemonade. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5600 Let’s not drink the lemonade we make from these. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
5601 He wants to know if anyone wants their's well done. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5602 Can't think of a pithy proverb for this one... 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5603 Let’s make some lemonade. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5604 They’re simply to die for. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5605 Death brings a gift to dinner. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5606 I think you'll have to make the lemonade. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5607 Please, dear, no questions. Just find the milk of magnesia. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5608 Devil's food cake. Would you like some? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5609 His stuffed pasta shells are to die for. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5610 Oh come on Mary, you can have a little gluten. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5611 This is an interesting decoy. And yet, I feel comfortable in playing along 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5612 I told him to come back with lemonade and then we can talk 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5613 He told me not to get the salmon mousse. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5614 I’ sick of life’s lemons. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5615 When death offers you lemons, I'm not sure lemonade is the answer. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5616 He says it has no MSG. You should try some. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5617 Life gave poor mom lemons; she was about to make lemonade. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5618 Remind me…what do we make when Afterlife gives us lemons? 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
5619 Life's lemons got stale honey! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5620 Someone should cook for him, he's nothing but skin and bones. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5621 Your parents still like lemonade, right? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5622 I know, but I'm a sucker for a deal. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5623 Learning to bake has given me a new lease on life. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5624 It is better than the alternative. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5625 .edanomel ekam, snomel uoy sevig efil nehW 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5626 Covid Corp want to thank you as loyal antivaxxers for your generous contribution to the plentiful soul harvest last quarter! We hope you enjoy your fruit basket. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5627 Oh, but you said you’d do anything to get some lemons this time of year 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
5628 Persephone got into gardening, darling. I think we should send some sunflower seeds down with your father. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5629 Who invited the grim reaper to the bbq? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5630 Fruitcake never dies. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5631 Do you think they’re cruelty free? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5632 When I asked you to hire a reaper for the farm, this was not what I had in mind. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5633 But they're organic 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5634 What do ‘they’ say about this? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5635 It could be worse… 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5636 What choice to I have Cynthia? He must know we’re the Meyers, and I am not going to tell him we prefer Country Time. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5637 Make margaritas! 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5638 His only wish is a lemon meringue pie 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
5639 it’s vegan. No one died. That comes later 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5640 Why the sour face Susan, they're free?! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5641 According to YouTube these are much safer than the vaccines. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5642 You know what they say “When death gives you lemons...” 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5643 No one ever got the plague from pierogies. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5644 Don't let him know I'm responding well to chemo. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5645 But he says they’re vegan. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
5646 Do you think one little bite will hurt 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5647 They're warmed over. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5648 Will you make the lemonade? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5649 They're free. What could be so terrible? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5650 It's a twist on 'When life gives you lemons.' A demon twist, you might say. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
5651 These ones are never sugar-coated. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5652 He says it's from the back of the refrigerator.... 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
5653 He said he comes in peace. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
5654 How exactly do I turn this into lemonade? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5655 I hear he makes empanadas to die for. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5656 When life is out of lemons, just ask death. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5657 Since the vaccine, he finds he must supplement his income. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5658 Actually, Hun, they're only brownies. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5659 No fat, gluten-free, and low calorie. Probably taste like s*** but they're free! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5660 He says I have to suck it up and go. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5661 The reviews said these are 'to die for'. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
5662 What is your concern? They are just deviled eggs. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5663 No, it's not for lemonade, it's for the 'limon killer-twist' cocktail I came up with a while back. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
5664 Yeah, but I hate lemonade and this guy seems anxious. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
5665 When death gives you limes, make sure they’re not rotten lemons. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5666 Honey, get the vodka before we leave 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5667 Remember, never look Steven Miller in the eyes when serving him dinner. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
5668 I‘m done with all that lemonade chat. It’s time to accept we’ve reached the bitter end. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5669 Hey darling, ironical, but the grim reaper is here with zest!? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5670 I can’t wait to see his oven. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
5671 Pain au desolate ma cherie? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
5672 I hope you don't mind, sweetheart, I'm giving him the chicken cordon bleu you made. It was killing my stomach and he looks really hungry. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
5673 Do you still have that grim reamer? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
5674 Well, it didn’t help when we tried the ones life gave us. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
5675 What’s wrong?! He assured me they’re organic! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
5676 Do you play zest? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
5677 Well, do you know what they say about when death gives you lemons? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5678 He really makes pastries to die for. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
5679 These cookies are just to die for. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5680 These snacks are to die for. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5681 I guess you have to make this next batch of lemonade. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5682 It’s sour time. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
5683 This must be a mistake. I ordered a cheese pizza. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
5684 Quick- get the sugar.” 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
5685 You said we were going on an adventure. Ofcourse honey 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
5686 Common refrain-his supply chain's been disrupted, took up gardening... 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
5687 Batman sent him. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5688 The lemonade will be fine; it’s the sugar that’ll kill me. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5689 He says it's the chance of a lifetime. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5690 Are they bitter enough? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5691 A key condition of the Grim Reaper's work release program is that he's agreed to harvest things other than human souls." 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5692 He likes lemon soul. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5693 Would you like a few more seconds, Sarah? 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5694 He said he's the new guy, and we still have to make lemonade. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5695 I love this caterer, the message of the food is so clear. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5696 It's all about reaping and sowing, my dear. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5697 When Death hands you lemons, make Sierra Mist. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5698 But honey,he is offering the special of the week. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5699 I hear Jim’s biscuits are to die for. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5700 These will be perfect for my demon meringue pie 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5701 Death just gave me lemons. Does this mean I’m going to hell? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5702 Now give him your pants...and slowly back away. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5703 Don't be rude, honey; Who are we to decide what Life looks like? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5704 Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5705 …the axioms did not prepare me for this, darling. What’s the opposite of lemonade? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5706 I guess we're making demonade 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5707 This is going to be one acid lemonade 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5708 You know what they say: When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When Death gives you lemons, the metaphor has been overworked. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5709 This is the special order for your mother. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5710 He said he’s had a busy quarantine, learning how to bake his own bread, and “other stuff.” 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5711 Guess the scythe really is for harvesting. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5712 It’s fine, your mother hired him as my personal life coach” 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5713 But honey, he said they're gluten-free and dairy-free, so they can't be bad for you, right? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5714 Why not, they're free! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5715 He says the old adage about when you get lemons make lemonade do not apply with his lemons. He says where I'm going there is no sugar. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5716 When death hands you lemons you say no thank you my friend I’m more of a lime person 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5717 Watch out, they're hot as hell. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5718 He says their recruiting incentives. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5719 I hope they're as good as his Death by Chocolate. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5720 they're non fattening. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5721 Caption should be blank. Pick says it all. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5722 When Death hands you lemons, they’re just lemons. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5723 Don’t worry, I promise this won’t sour our relationship! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5724 Do you think making limoncello would buy us some extra time? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5725 What's the saying for when death hands you lemons? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5726 Believe me these barbecued chicken breasts are to die for. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5727 Because I could not stop for lemonade... 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5728 Hors die'overs 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5729 Do you have a recipe for limeade? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5730 When death gives you lemons… - Kate Schulte, Chicago 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5731 "YOU ASK HIM, Death where is your icing?'" 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5732 I thought it was Life who gives you lemons? 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5733 I don’t know, I just feel like he’s not fully vaccinated. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5734 DoorDash is hard up for help. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5735 this is the only way he’ll share Julia child’s secret tart recipe 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5736 Looks as if we have to take it honey 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5737 They’re organic, Karen 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5738 Honey, can you get a pitcher and some sugar and a lot of ice? It’s going to be hot. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5739 I told you my acid reflux was killing me. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5740 No, these just go in the compost. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5741 Life sure looks a little different this year… 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5742 Honestly nothing prepared me for this. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5743 He said you should try one first. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5744 Chill, ok?! I'm vaccinated now. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5745 No, it’s not the same rule when Death gives them to you. Let’s make a curd! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5746 ….And the best part is that they’re entirely gluten free. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5747 He said, "trust me" 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5748 These should go really well with the devil fruits we got from Lucifer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5749 Lemons or your life dear? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5750 I understand why he’s making the shift to produce, his current field of work is a dying industry. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5751 I don’t think these will make good lemonade dear 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5752 Just as I predicted: Death warmed over. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5753 Lockdown baking. Apparently, they’re just to die for! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5754 And you thought this neighborhood is dead. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5755 When Death gives you dumplings…. You take ‘em, they’re free. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5756 I guess it could be worse. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5757 No one has ever said what to do if Death gives you lemons. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5758 He says they're vegan, gluten-free and just came out of the oven. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5759 It's worth it. His calzones are to die for 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5760 When life hands you lemons, they say to make lemonade; but when death does, you hand them to someone else --- and RUN!!! 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5761 To be different, should we make a pie? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5762 I thought we were done with all that. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
5763 They're delicious. Your mother will love them! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5764 The saying doesn’t cover what I’m supposed to do in *this* situation. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5765 Citrus at a dinner party? Go to hell. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5766 When death gives you lemons you make preserves … right honey? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5767 You know what they say, when death gives you limes… 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5768 Well, you gotta shop around 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5769 When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When death gives you limes, you make corona. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5770 I learnt not to judge by the look 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5771 He s sure there gluten free! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5772 I thought that was life's task 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5773 You can tell the bad carbs from the good ones by what they wear 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5774 He says now that the pandemic has died down he's trying to learn how to be more sociable. Muffin? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5775 so.. I've been meaning to tell you something.. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5776 Apparently, Marketing thinks, "Drink the Lemonade!" has a better chance of success, while avoiding the obvious legal issues. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5777 I know what you're thinking. They're too large for hors d'oeuvres. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5778 It used to be lemonade, now he says my Lemon Meringue Pie is to die for. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5779 I'm prioritizing the relationship. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5780 He says it's boneless. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5781 I thought this the appropriate place for your cooked-to-death recipe 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5782 Ghoulish Hens 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5783 Honey, they're warm! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5784 Wait, you mean life is supposed to hand this to me? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5785 When Death gives you d'lemons, you make d'lemon bundt cake 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5786 I'm leery about this. I hear it's hard to make lemonade when death hands you a lemon. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5787 Honey, do you have any cash to tip the guy? I’d rather not give him my life 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5788 Finally, gluten-free! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5789 They’re not pomegranates, so I’m pretty sure we can still leave after this. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5790 How much should we tip him, Dear? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5791 It's a give and take relationship 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5792 Honey, he hasn’t had much to eat since the vaccine came out 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5793 This is vegan, right? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5794 'When Death gives you lemons...squeeze them in your eyes to see the light?' 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5795 No, no. These are for limoncello. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5796 - Life kept letting me down, so I went with the next best option. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5797 Now that we're vaccinated, I will finally make those lemonades we've waited for. ;) 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5798 I dunno. Life never prepared me for this. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5799 Longshot to think that Hell would have water but do you think they might have sugar? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5800 I might as well make nice with the end - it’s inevitable. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5801 I know honey but his beignets are to die for 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5802 He said - "These will knock your socks off." - "No. He said, "These will knock you off your socks! 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
5803 While I distract him with these pastries, slip around back and disarm him. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5804 It's fine - he said they're non-GMO, locally-sourced organic lemons. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5805 It's sustainable, honey! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5806 Omg, these are to die for!! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5807 It’s a fund raiser of the dead” 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5808 They’re ripe for the taking,” he said. Angels don’t lie Mary. Besides, they’re organic 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5809 hard lemonade? tequila shots? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5810 Honey, he said we will be needing these when we catch the virus. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5811 Death’s lemons were cheaper than Life… 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5812 I think we’re supposed to make DIY La Croix 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5813 Do we make a concession? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5814 The sweetest lemons grow in the warmest weather. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5815 Life doesn’t have a monopoly on lemons, you know?” @redblueyello 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5816 They look pretty fresh , he definitely cut them with his own bare axe .. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5817 I've heard his Coq au vin is to die for. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
5818 No honey this isn’t a metaphor about making the most of death, it’s just my very goth Uber Eats driver 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5819 Its free as part of first class travel. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
5820 Don't worry. It's our reward for watching The Seventh Seal. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
5821 This is actually the source of the lemons life gives you! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5822 They were fed high-grade organic feed with no anti-biotics and each chicken had her own padded straw bed with a mint on her pillow each evning. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5823 UT OH, I think we're in trouble.....Halloween isn't for four months 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
5824 When death gives you lemons you don’t make lemonade. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
5825 You were the one that said we should support local businesses 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
5826 Life always gave me limes and no one likes limeade, Carol 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5827 Apparently these are his lemons that folks refused to make lemonade out of. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5828 I guess we make whatever the opposite of lemonade is? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5829 I ordered them years ago.... 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5830 Normally life gives us lemons. C'mon, admit you're curious. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5831 He says there is no GMO and it's gluten-free. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
5832 Freshly reaped 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5833 It's the neighborhood welcoming committee. I told you moving next to a cemetery gave me the creeps" 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5834 But he said , “they’re to die for.’ 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5835 Relax honey. He said they're gluten free. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5836 You grimly reap what you sow. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5837 Pucker up. This is my last wish. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5838 It’s free, so what could we loose. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5839 I think it's ok...He's just got his aphorisms mixed up. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5840 I've heard the turnover here is fantastic. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5841 I forget - what do you make when -death- gives you lemons? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5842 When Death gives your lemons...how’s that saying go honey? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5843 Free canapés for our post-Covid party? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5844 I assure you, these muffins are to die for. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5845 He calls them "Death warmed over" 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5846 Don't be such a snob, just because these lemons are not organic 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5847 I know the old "if life gives you lemons..." adage, but how does the "if deaths gives you lemons" one go? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5848 No worries, honey. He promises they're gluten-free. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5849 Do we have to tip if the Instacart driver dies? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5850 He said this is the last supper 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
5851 And in this case what do you propose we make? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5852 How do you like your lemonade? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5853 I know the saying about when life gives you lemons, but what about this situation? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5854 I've made worse choices 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5855 Seriously, I heard his calzones are worth it. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5856 No, see, when Death hands you lemons, you fix yourself a lemon drop. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5857 Don't fear the lemonade. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5858 In this case we’d make an Arnold Palmer. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5859 No, that's for when Life hands you lemons. Maybe lemon bars? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5860 You need to try these scones. They are killer? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5861 Yes its the same general principle,but in this case you don't drink the lemonade. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5862 Are these hot cross buns? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5863 Kovid Kake, Karen? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5864 He said the HALF dozen was all we'd need. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5865 DO WE GIVE A TIP TO A SPIRIT? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5866 If death gives you lemons, make lemon french toast. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5867 Just out of the oven. Want some? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
5868 We can't say no to his DMOs (death modified organisms), it's offensive. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5869 As a tax accountant, I'd say my gift of lemons makes us even. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5870 We're going to need a new cliché. What's the opposite of "lemonade"? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5871 Honey, it's death by chocolate not death by lemons. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5872 What do you think,Eve? Should we take one? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5873 When Life gives you Lemons, its not such a bargain! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5874 He looks like he needs the Vitamin C more than we do. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5875 What do you say, should we try one? He said, just taste one of these and it will change our lives for eternity.” 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5876 They're lovely warmed over 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5877 I'm sure they're fine. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5878 Take one of those without fear of Covid. I think this fellow is the Covid competition 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5879 It's the gracious thing to do. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5880 So I heard when death gives you lemons, you immediately make lemon Kool-Aid with splashes of codeine. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5881 An apology for taking our cat at eight lives. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5882 An offer we cannot refuse1 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5883 If you make a joke about lemonade I'll have to slap you. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5884 No, they're not kosher. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5885 We should be supportive of career change. And, these Meyer lemons look delicious.. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5886 Should we take this "to go"? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5887 Could you be a dear and get my Goth Guide to Pithy Aphorisms? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5888 I just told him when life gives you lemons make lemonade. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5889 No,you make limoncello. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5890 Think fast. When death hands you lemons...? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5891 My horoscope today was, I would die for this kind of fruit. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5892 So shall ye reap. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5893 So...Wanna make lemonade before I go? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5894 The new gardener says it can't HURT to try one unless it is the "right" one . 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5895 Let's eat one and see if its worth dying for. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5896 This recipe has passed on generations. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5897 Oh he just stopped by to say that Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5898 I love it that Amazon Prime Day also comes with free delivery. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5899 Trust me honey, this Halloween we'll scare away those pesky teenagers by messing up their meaning of life. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5900 So do you think if I make lemonade I’ll be spared? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5901 When life hands you lemons, I know what to do. But... 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5902 It said these will hasten the inevitable. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5903 « I’m just dying for some lemonade. » 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5904 Bet you my life I can still make lemonade. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5905 Don't tell me you're allergic to sulfur. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5906 A Poisonberry, a Cyanide Cinnamon, a Putin Popover, or a Creamyation 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5907 Sri run 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5908 Sour Lemons 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5909 You're going to make lemonade from that? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5910 Will making lemonade help us? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5911 I dunno. Maybe we should look a gift hearse in the mouth 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5912 In this case I'm not sure, maybe make limoncello? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5913 It’s okay. He says he didn’t make them. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5914 Don't judge me; they're still low calorie. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5915 I don't think those are ethically sourced, honey 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5916 These look like killer pastries! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5917 Well,we could always make lemonade. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5918 He’s not saying which of us should make lemonade. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5919 Can we can add Gin to Lemonade? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5920 Don't worry, we can make some limeade. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5921 Oh, you really should. They're to die for! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5922 I thought it was " when LIFE hands you lemons..." 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5923 Let’s make a big batch of lemonade! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5924 You'll see, I make a lemon meringue pie to die for. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5925 “When Death gives you lemons, you make lemonade, you don’t joke about ‘no shoes, no service.’ 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5926 I'm thinking spiked lemonade for tonight. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5927 It’s the supply chain disruptions. Life is out. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5928 Apparently we are supposed to make gelato. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5929 Honey,is your mother expecting company? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5930 You can’t beat freshly reaped lemons. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5931 Life's been a bit busy these past times but I found a stand-in. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5932 So what exactly do you make when Death hands you lemons?? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5933 Ed Poe is busking for my job. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5934 So what if I'm allergic? My liberal friend told me not to. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
5935 When death gives you lemons, make lemonade, but we should probably get some vodka as well... 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5936 But fresh-squeezed lemonade is much healthier than the store bought stuff. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5937 We better make it soon—I have a feeling we aren’t going to be around long. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5938 They’re called turnovers in the grave. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5939 When Death gives you lemons make lemonade to die for! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5940 Helen, come meet the new neighbor. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5941 God damnit Sam, I told you to get me seven lemons… under breath roll eye- six sins? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5942 He’s just trying to be friends so that I’ll recommend him for that opening in the donut shop next door.” #deathbydonut 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5943 I promise, just this one time... 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5944 We know the metaphor is about life giving you lemons, that’s the whole point. Now, could you please mind your own business, Sharon? Can you? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5945 Take it, I swear, it will make a killer lemonade. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5946 'It will buy us a little more time Dear' 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5947 When ordering ‘fresh sourdough’ goes wrong on Alexa!! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5948 Well, they are gluten-free. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5949 My therapist said changing the script will change my life! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5950 You reap what you sow 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5951 Use these and make yourself some lemon squares… they’re to die for 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5952 Are these lemons or limes? Can’t tell. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5953 Be sure to make a killer lemonade 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5954 They were with the arugula that rotted in the back of the fridge 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5955 You can rest in piece, these are free. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5956 When death gives you lemons... Go sit in a corner and cry. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5957 He says these lemons will kill the covid naturally instead of that toxic vaccine” 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5958 At least you won’t have to deal with my snoring anymore 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5959 He has a lot of clients in Florida so asked him to pick some up on his travels. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5960 No, honey, Death does not wish me an acidic afterlife 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5961 We just moved in next door 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5962 When I planted the tree I didn’t expect this is how I would reap what I’d sown. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5963 It's not my time...it's Country Time. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5964 Amazon Prime? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5965 Mary, try one. They’re to die for. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5966 We didn’t survived the accident, honey but I am trying to juice up the situation. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5967 If he’s going to stick around, we might as well have him set up a lemonade stand 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5968 Apparently Junior’s dad is mad that he doesn’t want to join the family business, but his passion is making fruit trays! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5969 Well there goes the neighborhood 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5970 Where you’re going, you don’t need juice. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5971 Just be happy he brought something to the potluck, Linda. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5972 Well, I suppose we could try making sangria. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5973 Honey, we agreed to support more small business owners 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5974 Well when death brings you lemons it's time for the last Margarita" 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5975 I’m not gonna be the one to ask… 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5976 What doesn’t kill you makes you want lemon drop shots 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5977 Well at least he brought a thoughtful gift. Couldn’t make lemonade out of what the IRS gave us. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5978 Honey, for the vaccine cocktails… 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5979 I hope you bought some pie crusts. Because when death gives you limes… 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5980 I'm not prepared for this. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5981 He said I really had a zest for life. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5982 Apparently they don’t have gluten-free here. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5983 Honey.. could you make some lemonade while we dig potatoes. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5984 It’s just Life playing a sick joke on us! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5985 Well, it cannot get any worse than that awful lemonade from the last 47 years 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5986 I’ll take those. No permit, no juice. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5987 Better for my heart than your hips… 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5988 Dear, how else do you think Italians make limoncello? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5989 ‘Heat the kettle, he only likes tea.’ 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5990 No no hun! He says he wants to trade for the push mower. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5991 Oh look honey, freshly reaped lemons!” 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5992 Something about life, lemons, & lemonade? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5993 Honey, don’t you think that scythe would be wonderful for cutting these lemons! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5994 I think he’s a little early, and I’m NOT going to give him 5 stars 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5995 Honey! What do you do if death gives you lemons. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5996 When in doubt, serve empanadas. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5997 Life couldn’t give the lemons this time, so he’s filling in. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5998 I'm off now, but he said put these in a bowl in the kitchen, guaranteed to get a good sale price. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5999 And right over here, we have a Jeff Koons available... 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6000 Susan, this is NOT the same as when I accepted cookies from Mitch McConnell! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6001 Tell him we aren’t accepting guests just yet. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
6002 Yes, they smell a little strange, but how bad can they be? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
6003 No worries....We'll make lemonade! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
6004 Oh, hi misfortune, you again, you’ve come in person, look honey, how sweet! He’s got the scythe and everything! Wait... are those organic and... for free? 🤔 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
6005 I think this is your order from Ghouls Discount Delivery two years ago. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
6006 One Croissant won't kill me. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
6007 Is there a trite saying for this? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
6008 The pesticides are getting stronger 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
6009 His last six customers were lemons. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
6010 We don't have to eat them. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
6011 Skinless chicken, it's to die for. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
6012 Gluten Schooten, we're all going to die eventually. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
6013 How about some Deviled eggs? Would go well. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
6014 Guess he lost his job during the pandemic 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
6015 He heard your sweet tea is to die for. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
6016 What does it mean! No one told us what to do when Death gives you lemons, Sharon! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
6017 When life gives you lemons, they aren’t on this fancy platter. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
6018 When Life gives you lemons, use them to bribe Death 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
6019 He’s at the vanguard of the farm to table to grave movement. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6020 These are killer. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6021 It’s not just souls anymore. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6022 In the Beginning you were offered the Apple , at the end it is the Kumquat. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6023 Don't worry, it's not a quid pro quo. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6024 Which flavor of death do you prefer, honey? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6025 Do you think this might be my last supper? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6026 He said I'm the one who's overproofed. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6027 I suppose if Death gives you lemons, you still make lemonade? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6028 Hurry! Bring me our blender. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6029 But they're Meyer lemons, not nearly as bitter! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6030 He hopes we like the neighborhood because we're staying forever. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6031 A pitcher of ice water and some sugar, please. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6032 I’m glad you forgive me - but he sure doesn’t look like the regular delivery guy 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6033 If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If death gives you lemons, RUN LIKE HELL! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6034 Wow! Free samples of pie in the sky! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6035 When death gives you lemons,pucker up. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6036 I make a cruel lemon meringue pie. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6037 Maybe this time we can make Arnold Palmer. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6038 That whole Life and lemons thing was just a smear campaign. Apparently it was Death the whole time. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6039 Are you gonna make the lemonade or will I? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6040 This lemonade will be to die for, honey. You should have the first glass... 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6041 Turns out you can return them 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6042 When death gives you limes… mojitos? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6043 I'm still thinking lemonade. You? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6044 What’s the harm in trying one? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6045 Oh, I'd be worried if it were the devil." 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6046 When life, or in this case, death gives you lemons, make lemonade. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6047 I can’t tell if he hates farming or if these are poison. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6048 No Honey,not lemonade. Head straight for the liquor cabinet. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6049 Just nod politely and try not to stare at his big feet. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6050 His PR advisor says offering scones will make him a “kinder, gentler” Death. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6051 Believe me, these are to die for. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6052 Have one! It won't kill you! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6053 Apparently he’s with the Welcome Wagon. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6054 Uh-oh. I'm pretty sure this isn't covered in the manual. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6055 These sickle cut fruits are to die for. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6056 Uh, he says, welcome to the neighborhood. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6057 And they also say his lemon meringue pie is to die for. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6058 I don’t know it was Halloween 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6059 I'm sure he's just being neighborly. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6060 I’ve heard the secret ingredient is hemlock. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6061 The Grim Reaper would like you to have this tray of lemons and make something with them, in exchange for taking me with him... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6062 I mean, look at how thin he is. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6063 I remembering hearing about this guy from Carol’s late husband Charlie.....he always raved about his killer buns. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6064 Let’s try one! These rolls are to die for! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6065 It's a new dietary supplement that's 100 percent effective! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6066 Would you mind making the lemonade? I have some things I'd like to do. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6067 It's a guilt offering! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6068 We'll make lemonade, but not until they're rotten. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6069 We'll burn off the calories later. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6070 when death gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples eyes.......... if I were you, I would go. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6071 Should we still make lemonade, or no? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6072 If we’re going to commit to a sustainable lifestyle, we have to be willing to try new things. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6073 I guess it’s true that carbs are killer 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6074 Sorry, what? You also forgot your wallet 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6075 Remind me why we didn’t ask your mother to pick these up for us? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6076 Like they say, never look a gift horse in the mouth 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6077 You always said they were to die for. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6078 They’re organic and locally grown! What’s the worst that could happen? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6079 honey, meet my new friend, Life 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6080 Can we change the recipe to lemons? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6081 Not sure your famous funeral scones were really called for, Angela 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6082 My doctor said today I needed to get ready to meet my maker 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6083 Nobody told us what to make when death gives you lemon 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6084 The lemons are just to DIE for! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6085 I figured 'why not try it?' Life's lemons weren't any good... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6086 I’ve kinda gotten tired of life’s lemons. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6087 What do you make when Death gives you lemons? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6088 He says not to worry, he just wants lemonade. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6089 He says we need to make lemonade. I would prefer scotch. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
6090 I thought the saying was "when life gives you lemons"? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6091 Maybe we should get these in case the dinner conversation turns to how we can make America great again. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6092 Adam says "why not?" to Eve 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6093 What? He said it’s guilt free. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6094 It's okay, there's no obligation to buy 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6095 My vote is not to accept this food delivery from your mother 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6096 honey. no worries. You know the buns are fresh. and very very hot 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6097 For lemonade. For the barbecue. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6098 But what if death gives you lemons? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6099 You know the old aphorism, “When death gives you lemons…make whatever the helluva kinda drink he wants.” 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6100 I’m pretty sure it’s life that does the lemon-handing. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6101 He said that he was making me an offer that I couldn't refuse. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6102 He says make lemonade, or else. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6103 I guess we'll see if that lemons-to-lemonade thing actually works. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6104 Found the deal on the GrimReaper app -- it's one year's free delivery of deep-fried treats before you go -- this month it's beignets 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6105 Who ordered the Grim Reaper with a lemon twist? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6106 Have one. It will do you in. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6107 do you think we'll have time to make lemonade, or is it too late? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6108 It’s for the lobster fra diavolo we ordered. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6109 Relax, I told him I could get him a part in Hairspray,Till Death Do Us Part." 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6110 Let's hope he just wants lemonade. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6111 Such is life. We brought nothing with us when we came into this world, and we leave it with a nice fruit basket. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6112 So I’m not sure what you’re supposed to make when Death gives you lemons… 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6113 Till we meet again. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6114 Honey, do you know the adage for “when death hands you lemons?” Im worried the answer isn’t lemonade this time 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6115 Life gave them to him by accident, he wanted to know if we could use them? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6116 I don’t care if I die. You know how much I love lemons. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6117 Honey, you'll be surprised! These will make a lemonade to die for 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6118 I DID wash my hands properly 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6119 In this case, you make demon ale. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
6120 It’s ok, I checked. When Death hands you limes, you’re supposed to make a pitcher of gin & tonic. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
6121 He says they’re called, “ Cicada Chocolate Chip Cookies.” 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
6122 If I'm not careful, these giant lemon drops will be the death of me. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6123 I know what they say, but a lemon margarita sounded so much more refreshing. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6124 Try one. It won't kill you. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6125 I'm not sure what to do with these, the saying never covered this. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6126 It's okay. I'm going to make lemonade. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6127 He said he'd trade you another five years for a glass of lemonade. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6128 When death gives you lemons, you just make sour face and run like hell. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6129 Death in Tehran. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6130 They always said that death was a bitter truth. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6131 He claims these loaves contain multiple antioxidants. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6132 Oddly enough, they are delicious, and called ghoulish delights. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6133 Things were a lot simpler when only life was handing us lemons. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6134 You're making your Death By Lemon Pie this weekend. Right? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6135 When death gives you limes, you know you're living a lie. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6136 When I said I could die for a scone right now, I meant it. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6137 Yes Karen, I made sure he has a food vendors license and citizenship. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6138 when death gives you lemons, make like a lemon tree and leaf! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6139 Lemons, Karen? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6140 Is COVID over? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6141 You said you wanted death buy chocolate” 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6142 Thing is, when death gives you these, you’re just dead. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
6143 He said they’re for us 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6144 But Sandy, the saying is 'When life gives you lemons'... 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6145 Honey what did the therapist say to do if death gives you lemons? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6146 Well I don’t want to be rude. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6147 He said it comes with Bud light 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6148 He says he’s all out of death by chocolate. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6149 Maybe it’s the grim reaper’s way of saying sorry 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6150 No, I don't think you should make lemonade from these. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6151 (He thinks I don't know they're poisoned) 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6152 What do you mean: "This isn't beef"? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6153 One for the road? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6154 We'll make lemonade 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6155 He prefers them warmed up. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
6156 He says I can eat all the fat I want on this diet 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6157 You really think a few tarts will buy us more time? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6158 These pierogi are to die for. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6159 What?! It’s only when life gives you lemons? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6160 do you think I could still make lemonade? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6161 Awesome! i’m going to make you some lemonade to die for. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6162 O! So only "if LIFE hands you lemons...?" 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
6163 He said Life’s not feeing well today. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
6164 When Death gives you lemons - lemonade, or preserved lemons? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
6165 He’s just grim because he didn’t reap what he sowed 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
6166 The birth story of Mike’s Hard Lemonade. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
6167 His stuff is always fresh. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
6168 I promise they are worth the risk! 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
6169 It is really to die for... 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
6170 He’s a year too late. This was on my 2020 bingo card. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
6171 I don’t think we should make lemonade with this honey 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6172 He says we'd be doing him a favor, his mom made them and he can't go back home until they're all given away. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6173 He says they'll make terrific lemonade. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6174 How does that saying go? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6175 I guess we’ll have to make lemonade 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6176 They are gluten free,how can I say no? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6177 I won a bet. Don’t tell him, but I actually cheated. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6178 Did you order death by chocolate? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6179 When death gives you lemons, make lemon martinis - or is this a trick? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6180 No, Honey, that's when Life gives you lemons. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6181 If he expecting us to make lemonade first? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
6182 River of Styx irrigation. I crave the unique. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6183 I know it's not Halloween, that's why receiving lemon from Death deserves Thanks giving. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6184 Well this is an unexpected twist on the old cliche… 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6185 Life is charging these days. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6186 We still have two service hours 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6187 It doesn’t actually matter where you get them” 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6188 I thought Life was supposed to give you these. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6189 I think he wants your signature lemon drop cocktail 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6190 Death has given us lemons. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6191 Look, I'm just saying that if this is all I get I would at least like a strong lemon drop martini. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6192 Death is much more generous with their lemons then life 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6193 Turns out he’s addicted to lemon meringue pie. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6194 He looks hungry. I gave him our lemons. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6195 This guy would make a killing at the local farmers' market. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6196 Let’s take our sweet time making lemonade. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6197 No Sara, there is no saying for when Death gives you limes. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6198 Of course he’d make lemons out of lemonade. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6199 Pie, sorbet, muffins, LEMONADE! — who cares Debbie, just say thank you, I'm not ready to die! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6200 I'm guessing making lemonade isn't an option. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6201 Oooo… death by chocolate my favorite! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6202 In this case I'll make lemon drop martinis. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6203 He wants me to make him some lemonade. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6204 Turning lemons into lemonade 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6205 Hand death a lemonade, he makes lemons. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6206 He either said carrot sticks or the River Styx, do you care which it is? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6207 You don’t have an allergy to hemlock do you? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6208 We're definitely looking at the "bad" cholesterol here. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6209 I think that adage applies only to Life giving you lemons. Now what? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6210 Are we in Venice? 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
6211 He insists it has to be lemonade. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6212 Honey, dust off the juicer. He may still have a little life to squeeze out of him. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6213 If death gives you lemons... give them back! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6214 bribes accepted 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6215 Well, what can I say, I never got round to making lemonade with Life’s lemons 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6216 His locally grown produce is to die for. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6217 Probably lost a bet to the other guy or something 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6218 What do you mean he's not Life? I've been getting my lemons from him all along! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6219 Processed meat empanadas again honey - have a tip? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6220 Apparently when you get them from Death you make ceviche. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6221 What ??... He said they were free 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6222 He swears he not doing that anymore he just wants to bake ! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6223 What are we supposed to do? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6224 It’s an old family recipe 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6225 Time to cash in my chips. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6226 These are probably those hard-to-find preserved lemons 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6227 Look on the bright side of life, no more worrying. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6228 I'm not worried--I've had my second vaccine. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6229 I think giving lemons has become "a thing" 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6230 He says the little chocolate ones are to die for. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6231 while he is feeding us, he has no time or energy to send us to heaven. So, let's enjoy while the going is good 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6232 If death gives you limes, check for lime disease. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6233 A little kindness goes a long way 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6234 He did say they were gluten free dear. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6235 I really don't think he'd be offering these treats if he recognized me behind this 'stache... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6236 I don't know if death gives you lemons maybe just say thank you. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6237 He’s a sucker for my puffy buns.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6238 My lemonade is NOT to die for! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6239 He says take one they're still warm like me, for now. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6240 I am guessing the chicken was deviled before the eggs 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6241 I told him I was suspicious, so he said ‘Make lemonade.’ 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6242 I suppose lemonade is not the right course of action in this circumstance? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
6243 They don't tell you what to do when Death gives you lemons! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6244 Lemonade? Oh no, when he gives them to you, it's just lemons. Always just lemons. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6245 Grandma was a little less clear on this one. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6246 We'll be safer if we pretend that this is a perfectly ordinary encounter. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6247 Don’t worry! We’re vaccinated. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6248 It’s fine..there is no snake around this time Eve! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
6249 Not everything worth to try 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6250 Hey honey, I don’t think he’s here for the lemons. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6251 Death by pity? Hell. You got me. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
6252 What the hell are you supposed to make when death gives them to you? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6253 This is the ‘do us part’ 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6254 I dunno, I guess we could make lemon bars. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6255 Signature biscuits from Wuhan, China —enjoy 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6256 I think i used an other app... but he was faster than the other delivery service!... so 5 stars? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6257 Hey, at least we aren’t all meeting for the other reason 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6258 It's no more deadly than the line at Tartine. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6259 He says he'll wait fifteen minutes for some lemonade plus thirty for veal piccata. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6260 This guy is making a killing selling these lemons. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6261 When death serves you lemons, just accept gracefully. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6262 He says they're fresh. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
6263 They’re deadly good! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6264 Hey, at least he's not a serpent offering an apple. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6265 He swears they’re just to die for, honey. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6266 He insists this is the original Germanic version. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6267 Original or Delta Variant? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6268 He looks like death warmed over-I really think he could use these more than the Taylors, don't you? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6269 Do I detect the faint scent of brimstone on these lemons 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6270 For empanadas this transportive I’ll not quibble over the presentation. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6271 Look Susan, if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
6272 Yes, I did make lemonade when life handed me lemons, what's your point? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6273 This is what happens when chickens cross the road. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6274 He said I’d be eternally grateful for these. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6275 Nobody can eat just one. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6276 If death gives you lemons, make sure he's paid. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6277 He says he baked them himself. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6278 He's the new neighbor, be extra nice! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6279 I know what you do when Life gives you lemons, but what about when Death gives you lemons? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6280 Life could take some pointers on presentation, but yikes! right? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6281 Did you order this many!? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6282 They say to eat a lemon a day for good health. Why should today be any different? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6283 Oh dear! Lemons have arrived and they’re mouldy 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6284 Let’s just eat. We can say it was do or die. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6285 Wonder what’ll happen if we ferment these. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6286 What, Karen?!?! It's the lesser of two evils! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6287 My margaritas are to die for 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6288 I guess this means I’ll need to poison the lemonade? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6289 7 drops of lemon a day will keep your pH balanced. Good for long life she said. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6290 when death gives you lemons, just make the man a damn drink 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6291 You know the old saying, but what do you do when DEATH gives you lemons? “…uh… Honey, will YOU go make the lemonade?”. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6292 ‘I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons…but what do you do when DEATH gives ‘em to you?’ 🤔 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6293 Karen, you did say you'd support the reopening of restaurants no matter what" 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
6294 These would be perfect for Karen’s cancellation party 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6295 Life has given us enough lemons, you want them from death too? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6296 I wanted to use up the rest of the ghost peppers before we left. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6297 How would it even taste? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6298 You said you wanted me to diet 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6299 I owed life some, just wanted to pay her back 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6300 I don't think we're supposed to make lemonade this time, dear 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6301 Do you think we can still make lemonade with these? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6302 I bet these have mold on them. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6303 When Death gives you lemons,you make lemon-scented embalming fluid. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
6304 I've been needing these. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
6305 Relax. What can one hurt? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
6306 Tomorrow’s day-olds. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
6307 He says " they're gluten free, dear" 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
6308 When death gives you lemons you make genocider. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
6309 Well, you’re the one who insisted on moving to a quiet neighborhood. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
6310 You forgot the sugar, didn't you? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
6311 It actually doesn't matter who gives them, so long as you still make lemonade. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
6312 Well, like they say, "when death gives you lemons, make lemonade....and add a lot of vodka." 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6313 He said I'll he dead in a minute, he's just trying to be less grim. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6314 His mom’s recipe spicy empanadas. Can’t really say no. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
6315 Look honey! It’s our new neighbor! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
6316 do i need to sign a contract or something? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
6317 Let’s just pretend we don’t know what this means 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6318 I don’t know…I guess we’ll make iced tea? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6319 When death gives you lemons, reap demon-ade 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6320 Honestly, Helen. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
6321 Those pants realy make you look slimmer 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
6322 A moment on the lips, a lifetime of RIPs. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
6323 Oddly enough he's an optimist. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6324 He says you look like a sconer. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6325 They're vegan, non-GMO and organic. I say we do it. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6326 No, I know the old saying, but I say if Death gives you lemons make Lemon Merigune. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
6327 I was thinking I'd trade my soul for a couple of grilled Cornish Hens and well, the next thing I knew.... 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
6328 He dared me to make lemonade. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
6329 I'm trying this new thing called gratitude. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6330 Grab the juicer or it's curtains. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6331 When ma said, “These are to die for,” she wasn’t kidding. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6332 I make a lemon meringue to die for. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
6333 He’s been dying all day to serve these devil food cakes 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6334 I never understood how life was supposed to give you something, anyway 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
6335 So Mike told me his recipe for his Hard Lemonade...Dying to try it 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6336 ''Steve, honey, I really don't think this counts as one of your five a day.'' 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6337 You know what they say…Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6338 When death gives you lemons…Karen who’s feathers are you going to tussle 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6339 I was really hoping for some sweet relief by now. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
6340 I don't think he's life honey 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6341 When the death panel gives you lemons, make more Kool-aid. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6342 They serve these only to people in first class who will be going with him 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6343 Come on, live a little. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6344 His stuffed chicken breasts are to die for! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6345 It’s an assortment, honey. Yes, one is debilitating illness, but at least two are long lives with memorable vacations. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6346 What?” “It’s chicken that didn’t make it across the road. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6347 I'll take it. It's better than the alternative. 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
6348 He says he HAS tasted your famous lemon bars, and frankly they could use a little help. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6349 I doubt they're organic. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6350 What could it hurt. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
6351 I've been dying to try these. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6352 He wouldn't vouch for no carcinogens, but they're definitely gluten-free 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6353 Mitch here says, "Let them eat cake!" 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6354 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Could that phrase have a part two? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6355 I hear they make a killer lemonade pie. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
6356 Don't we still have some of the lemonade we made from the lemons life handed us? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6357 I think he wants us to look on the bright side. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6358 I don’t think we are supposed to make lemonade with these. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6359 He tells me they are sinfully delicious. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6360 No,I think he said 'Grain' Reaper. Wanna try the GF loaf? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6361 Let’s make lemonade! The pandemic is over, right. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6362 I'm pretty sure they're you. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6363 Gee, thanks. Do we having for anything for him honey. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6364 I’m telling you there’s more to him than you think. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6365 Is making lemonade really that hazardous? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6366 This may be your last chance to make lemonade. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6367 He says his scones are to die for....guaranteed. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6368 When deaths at your door, try some lemonade! ". ( relating to the tradition of India of hanging lemon n chillies on your doors to keep the evil away 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6369 Like the popcorn guy at the baseball game, this guy really seems to be making a killing with anti-science fans these days” 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6370 I told you, he is nice actually 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6371 I would have preferred a French fry 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6372 I don't know, I turned the lemonade back to lemons and he just showed up 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
6373 Um death, we asked you to bring oranges and Capri Sun's for half time. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6374 It’s like Fresh Direct but edgier! 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
6375 But they’re Meyers 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6376 When Death hands you lemons, you know he personally bought them for you from that cool boutique store right next to the funeral home. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6377 its for the lemonade I gave them a month ago 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6378 I’m just speeding up the inevitable. You know I’m right, Susan. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6379 Now the kids can have lemonade 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6380 Shoot, I must have said “till death do us tart”! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6381 I'll take whatever I can get at this point, Janet. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6382 He said Covid cakes, not coffee cakes" 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6383 It's the Day of the Dead and he's offering empanadas for appetizers. Why not? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6384 Oh come on try it! One won't kill you..." "I don't know honey, they don't look fresh, those lemons have the scent of death on them." "Every lemon you take helps keep a rotten soul in hell." "Well, when death gives you lemons...you pee lemonade 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6385 It's OK. You know the expression, 'If Death gives you lemons, something something something.' 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6386 As long as we keeep the lemons coming, we’re good. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6387 He said he was tired of always taking and decided to start baking instead… he’s starting with lemon poppyseed muffins. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6388 He says the pandemic wore him out. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6389 We really should try one. He made them himself and says they're to die for. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6390 I guess I am the proverbial “life”.... don’t look at me like that, Sharon. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6391 Drop it. He said he's sorry. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6392 He wants you in exchange for these muffins. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6393 Get ready to make some lemonade…. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6394 Don't look a gift hearse in the mouth . 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6395 Remind me: is this what’s supposed to come after five golden rings? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6396 Death has a sour sense of humor. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6397 When death gives you lemons you make a sour sunrise. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6398 Oh right, it's when LIFE gives you lemons... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6399 What they don't tell you is that death actually has tastier lemons. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6400 Apparently Death gives you lemons, too. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6401 Carbs will be the death of me. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6402 I knew that sourdough starter would be the death of me. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
6403 How can I refuse? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
6404 I promise you this recipe is to die for. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6405 Today’s special from Hell’s kitchen darling..ribs with daemonade sauce..wanna try ? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6406 It’s alright. He said due to COVID we’re celebrating Halloween early this year. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6407 I think we’re gonna need something stronger than lemonade at this point, Helen… 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
6408 He’s recently become a proponent of alkaline nutrition. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6409 Honey in this new era let’s not limit lemons to just life - death needs to make a living too! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6410 He killed some fish. We’re making ceviche. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6411 He said ‘It’s the meaning of life.’ 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6412 Iris, Death said Life gave him these and he’s just not a lemonade kind of guy. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6413 Life wouldn’t give him some so I did. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6414 ask tiktok what to do when death gives us lemons 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6415 The last stimulus was opposed, 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6416 Well… I already tipped the other guy 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6417 How is it honey? when death gives you lemons, you don’t need to wear your mask anymore? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6418 When life gives you lemon, give it to death 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6419 Sweety we’re up to date with my life insurance payments right?…. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6420 Quick Janet, google “what do you do when Death gives you lemons ?” 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6421 I guess it’s time we start a lemonade stand 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6422 It's looking bleak on the Amalfi Coast. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6423 He said if we poison the lemonade, he’ll pay off our mortgage 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6424 They're madeleines. We can take a very, very long time to eat them. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
6425 on the other hand, when death gives you lemonade, you make curd. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
6426 Those are for mojitos. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
6427 When death gives you lemons…? Is that it? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
6428 And because Death gives me lemons, I'm ... 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6429 Your mother is having dinner with us in Mother's Day, right? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6430 Prehumous comfort food. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
6431 He looks honest to me. What do you think? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6432 Where's the salt and tequila? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6433 Yes,but what do you make when Death brings you lemons? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6434 I switched from lemonade to nonna's limoncello, now everybody wants in on the act. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6435 When death hands you lemons perhaps you should switch to orange juice. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
6436 Why look what our neighbor brought back from his trip to Chernobyl, honey. How thoughtful! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
6437 He said they are free. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
6438 It's to say sorry for reaping the drapes when he came for Great Aunt Hester. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6439 Good news honey. This perk comes with our prepaid funerals. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6440 Because I said so, that’s why! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6441 He says they make one helluva lemonade. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
6442 I prefer limoncello. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6443 He's offering free samples from that new Thanatos Bakery over on Broadway and 47th Street! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6444 Pretty sure he's not hinting for lemonade here. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6445 This is food for the soul. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6446 Well you know.. business suffered a setback. Looking for new clients 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6447 I told him how much you liked lemons 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6448 In between wrong life partner and lemons ,always choose lemons 🍋 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6449 We might as well take some to use later Brenda, in case there’s another pandemic 🤷🏻‍♀️ 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
6450 We need to repay you for your gift! Honey, what’s the opposite of lemonade? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6451 We all have days when we try to be something we’re not. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6452 No, it's safe because it's a double negative. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
6453 He's returning these; apparently they need to rot on the counter for another week before he'll take them. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6454 You see, darling? Nowadays not just life gives you lemons. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6455 Honey, it isn’t just about the fruits of life….. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
6456 Taking Minimalism to the extreme - no more lemonade or the stand. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6457 „Can‘t say no to Amalfi lemons!“ 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6458 See bethany, I told you belzebub just can’t live off one job anymore. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6459 Plenty of immunity on the other side", he says !?! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6460 Says the Senate doesn't pay enough and he has to moonlight selling hush puppies. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
6461 I think he said it‘s sourdough dead! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
6462 these will be the death of me .. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
6463 How about a Brioche you'd die for? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
6464 I know those are for the kids, but don't you want to know what his lemonade tastes like? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6465 Would you like a scone, even though they’re not individually wrapped? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
6466 It was either this, or to leave it at his door" 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6467 He said that people are dying to taste these scones. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6468 Do you remember how to make lemonade? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6469 It’s the latest rage. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
6470 Cicada empanadas. How bad can they be? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
6471 When Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When Death gives you lemons, you mind your manners. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6472 He says they're gluten-free. What's your problem? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6473 Consider yourself lucky, he could’ve squirted these in your eyes and blinded you but he’s just thirsty this time. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6474 Look! It cames with limes also. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
6475 I started dressing like a French philosopher to spice things up and now DEATH is giving me lemons. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
6476 I’m tired of your cooking and I’m too lazy to cook 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
6477 It’s called “Knocking on Death’s Door-Dash.” 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6478 Look honey, we’d have enough of life’s lemons. Might as well give this a shot 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
6479 If death gives you lemons do you still make lemonade? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6480 Watch out, I don't know what his game is, he wants two for three dollars or three for five. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6481 On the count of three--dine and dash. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6482 I hope he knows how to make lemonade. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
6483 Does this mean we’re going to be delayed in purgatory? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6484 Is it still OK to make lemonade? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6485 He says his bacon and blue-cheese stuffed burgers are to die-for 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
6486 I know this is unconventional 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6487 Would you like some killer scones? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
6488 I think he's saying that like taxes it's inevitable so, suck it up. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6489 Just what we needed, another vegetarian 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
6490 Well, at least we don't have to pay our taxes. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6491 He says that Life is no longer giving out lemons. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6492 How bad could they be? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6493 He said it was a house warming gift. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6494 The ones with blueberries have more antioxidants. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
6495 If we eat these lemons it will delay our trip to the afterlife until way after we attend Covid's 19th birthday party" 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6496 He's saying he can give out lemons, too - care for a Depressing Daiquiri? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6497 When death gives me lemons he likes a little arsenic in the lemonade. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6498 They’re cheaper by the dozen. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6499 Is it any different from life handing you lemons? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6500 He uses a scythe for that, not poison. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6501 Believe me Angela, his Fried Chicken recipe is to die for!! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6502 When the Devil hands you lemons, make Demon-ade 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6503 I was thinking of making lemonade, but I am somewhat pessimistic about it. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6504 Since the vaccine arrived he's been working for Doordash. And yes dear, these empanadas are to die for. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6505 So I just thought, why the hell not order KFC, it is my LAST SUPPER afterall. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6506 I'm thirsty too, but I think that only applies when life hands you lemons. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6507 Doreen, at this point how much difference would it make if they're not gluten-free?" 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6508 What should I make? Limoncello? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6509 Crypto-lemon going to the moon! YOLO! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6510 When Death gives you lemons you make those little lemon square things. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6511 How many times have I told you,I would die for a couple of good empañadas! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6512 When Death offers you lemons there's no sense making lemonade. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
6513 Have I given much thought to my diet? No, why do you ask? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6514 Apparently, these muffins are to die for 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6515 Where have all the cowboys gone? Ohhhh 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6516 Well it will save you cooking dinner That’s a plus 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6517 Atleast they’re not avocados from Mexico, that would be REALLY corrupt. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6518 For the last time. He’s my lover, Sharon, and I want a divorce. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
6519 They’re just lemons, Eve. You’ll be fine. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
6520 I think we’re supposed to make lemoncello… 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
6521 Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you honey, he’s going to miss the progressive dinner but didn’t want to be left out 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6522 As the saying goes, when death gives you lemons… 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6523 You’re next in lime 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
6524 Apparently it’s limoncello for limes. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6525 And now you know the secret of hard lemonade. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6526 Yes, they cost a little more, but these are organic and locally grown. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6527 Can you look up what to do when death gives you lemon, hun? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6528 You’re being dramatic. It’s not the acidity that kills you, Steph. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
6529 Dying is a sophisticated process. Let's have a lemonade first 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6530 … you make demon-ade. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6531 What do you mean, that's not the saying? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6532 Oh, this is Gary, our new neighbor. He’s headed to work but wanted to say hello. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
6533 I guess we make margaritas 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6534 he assured me they were locally grown 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6535 You could throw that Mediterranean-themed party after the ceremony, for instance. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
6536 I'm giving him your Death by Chocolate Brownies 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6537 But they're free. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6538 He say's we can turn these into lemonade. What you worried about? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6539 It’s a cliche, rebooted. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6540 Really, honey? Our last meal and you just HAD to bake your glazed lemon pound loaf? There was free delivery on anything over $30. We could have done Thai. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6541 No I am not going to ask if they're gluten-free! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6542 Wait till you see what I get next! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6543 So, how do I make lemonade with lemons past their expiration date? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6544 He's been so busy lately he wants a glass of lemonade. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6545 I've heard of growing lemons but never reaping them. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6546 Fresh hemlock scone, hon? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6547 Mmmm… Grimmy’s empanadas will literally take your breath away. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6548 As always, anything this guy sells is fresh and just off the tree. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6549 I’m done counting calories! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6550 They are stuffed with fentanyl, so…it should be fairly painless. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6551 When Life hands you lemons I know.......but this? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6552 He swears they're gluten free. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6553 No, he says it's from LIFE. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6554 Devil's food cake felt just a bit "on the nose." 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6555 Well, you know what they say - when you get lemons, make lemonade. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6556 Do you have a few bucks? He says his lemons are better than Life's. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6557 They're so good because he uses lard. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6558 He made these for people who desire a longer than average death. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6559 He said, if we take these, we'll be eligible to a free trip to Mar a Lago! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6560 They're actually limes. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6561 Your mothers favorites. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6562 Do not fear honey, it’s from the food pantry. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6563 He says they go great with fava beans. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6564 Crueller? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6565 When Death brings you lemons, ask if they’re fair trade. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6566 He’s bringing little cakes over for the Shiva 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6567 Well, those are quinces, of course. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6568 Yes! Now I'll be safe from the scurvy pandemic. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6569 Should we try to make lemonade? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6570 Yes you're next my love, his tonic.. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6571 He wants to know if we offer take out. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6572 If Death hands you lemons, you don’t have to make lemonade 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6573 Dear…We already made lemonade with Life’s lemons. Now everybody wants in on your little potluck trick… 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6574 He’s looking strung-out sweetheart. Let’s swop him a muffin featuring the… “Cha cha cha” strain; back of the fridge. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6575 No matter what the government does honey, Indian farmers will come back to feed us in any form. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6576 These will go great with tequila. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6577 From scale 1 to 10, how suspicious is it when ... death gives you lemons? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6578 You told me to stop using DoorDash 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6579 There’s no time for lemonade 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6580 he's trying his best, Dear. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6581 salt? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6582 When Death tries to give you lemons...squeeze lemon juice in it's eyes and get the heck out of there. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6583 Honey, these lemons come with a lifetime warranty... 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6584 What? They’re gluten-free! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6585 I'm a sucker for exposed ankles. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6586 They say that when death gives you lemons, you should do a caipirinha?.. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6587 Look on the bright side, no scurvy! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6588 On the brighter side , Grim's giving us a chance to pick our lemons of preference instead of just throwing 'em at us 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6589 Marge, you up for a few lemon drop martinis tonight? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6590 I have the impression that it's to late for lemonade. So.. Margaritas? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6591 Don’t look at me like that, you invited Tim The Close Talker 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6592 Yes, but what are you supposed to do when Death gives you lemons? 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6593 Is it the same thing when death gives you lemons? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6594 Would you be so kind to bring the tequila? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6595 No sense dying on an empty stomach. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6596 When things are slow he works part time as the grim fruit picker 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6597 But what do we do if Death gives us lemons? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
6598 Who told him my whisky sours are to die for. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6599 A kishka before dying? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
6600 He heard we needed more cowbells. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
6601 They say it's bad for you; they're overreacting. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6602 Saturated fat, salt and sugar. Why do you ask? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6603 When death gives you lemons, make a tequila cabron!!! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6604 Now Billy can start his lemonade stand 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
6605 Don't worry, it's for rat bait. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6606 We had an Appointment in Samosa. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6607 It's OK, they're still warm." 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6608 When death gives you lemons you make used cars. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6609 When Death gives you lemons add a twist to your cocktail." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6610 Try the lemon cookies. They're to die for. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
6611 At least you are wearing a mask... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6612 These specials are imported from "the other side" ... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6613 He says I can make a vaccine with these. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6614 They can't be fattening. Look at him! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6615 What? I can't have a scone before the death of democracy? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6616 Well, when death gives you lemons… 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6617 When it happens I make Venom-ade. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6618 He's given me a new zest for death 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6619 Looks a lot better than that "pie" your mother made. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6620 Don't drink the lemonade! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6621 I guess death can give you lemons as well. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6622 Quite a new twist on the old meme, I’d say. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6623 I told you that life insurance policy would pay off. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6624 I’m hoping to make lemonade out of this. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6625 Hon, i don't want to look ungrateful but could you please take a head count in the chicken coop? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6626 His favorite movie is 'Pulp Fiction.' 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6627 He claims his popovers are famous, but I’ve never heard anything. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6628 They're from his cousin, the Grim Zester." 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
6629 I hereby leave you the lemons; do with them as you will 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6630 Herb, those are so 2020. Tell your friend just where he can stick those… 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6631 When death gives you lemons, I guess I shouldn’t eat them 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6632 this should make one hell of a lemonade 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6633 what am i supposed to do with these? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6634 Life is self-isolating for a few more days, so I’m picking up some of the slack 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6635 No, no- it’s okay. We can make lemonade. This is life now 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6636 Joyce, you requested WHAT as your last meal? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6637 Sometimes death comes as a friend. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
6638 Well, hell broke loose in Georgia so I thought fiddle lessons. How was I to know? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6639 Chicken & Dumplings or eternal life . . . easy choice. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6640 Bet you can't eat just one. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6641 I have heard the grim reaper makes little pies that are "To-Die-For". 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6642 Death is a lemon. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6643 What do you make when death gives you lemons? Barnet M. McKee St. Louis, Missouri 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6644 Settle down dear, it’s my last meal and my cholesterol seems rather unimportant. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6645 You are trying these first. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
6646 Surely they can’t be THAT good 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6647 Sometimes you just can't make lemons into lemonade 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6648 Shall we make lemonade? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6649 Honey, go get your purse. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
6650 I don't know Mark, this doesn't seem like a fair trade to me. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6651 There are proverbs not even death can kill. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
6652 Have you had these killer scones? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
6653 I mean, when Death gives you lemons… 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
6654 He must have heard how good we've gotten at making lemonade the last year and a half. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6655 Instacart will be the death of me 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6656 Don't worry, it's the latest Amazon Prime delivery service. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
6657 Death gives us some lemons, let’s make some lemonade 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
6658 You know what to do 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6659 But do you think he’s vaccinated? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6660 I thought he might want them” @tvkevin 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
6661 He's says, he's in a good mood,, so we can make lemonade out of this situation, before we have leave with him 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6662 Would I lie to you? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
6663 I guess now we make lemon-AIDS. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
6664 These are probably poisonous...but they look so good! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6665 Say something nice about his cloak. I'll get a pitcher." 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6666 Cake or death? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6667 She sounds dead serious about it. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6668 If the devil hands you lemons, make lemonade. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6669 We're OK. It's the apples you have to watch out for. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6670 I always wanted to die doing what I love best, eating! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6671 Don't worry, Rae. I'm fully vaccinated. I can't catch a thing. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6672 Free meal kit for the rest of our lives, but then we go to hell. I think it's a good deal, do you? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6673 Juice the lemons. Use a strainer to remove the pulp and seeds. In a saucepan heat water and sugar to make a syrup. Mix and chill. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6674 It’s OK - they obviously are keto compliant. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6675 He says he baked these for us as a housewarming present, because you and I are going to be moving in with him in two weeks. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6676 It means we make sugar-free lemonade. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6677 I would just die for one of these 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6678 Go ahead. Try one. They're grim." 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6679 He says he's sorta the Welcome Wagon for those of us with short-term leases. How did he know we have a short-term lease? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6680 It’s a new company called “Killing with Kindness”. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6681 When death gives you lemons, preserve them. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6682 He said he’s sorry. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6683 You thought you’d never have to pay for all those slice of lemon requests, didn’t you? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6684 When death gives you lemons”- fyodor dostoevsk 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6685 That’ll do 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6686 Let’s just go ahead and make the lemonade and see how it goes. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6687 where's the coupon? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6688 Life asked me to pass them on 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6689 No Karen, I can make my own decisions from now on! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
6690 The Corpse Reviver cocktail requires a very specific type of lemon. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6691 He said these are to die for. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6692 When death gives you lemons, don't make lemonade 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6693 I know what they say about life giving you lemons, but what about death? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6694 But, honey, he said his homemade turnovers are to die for. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6695 But you love tapas. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6696 You’ll just die for these! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6697 Wow death gave me lemons! Do you think that lemonade still applies, or should we consult cook books? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6698 We'll make lemonade from lemons, and then we'll die. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6699 He's got eggs Ala devil. Or Angel food cake bites. Please hurry. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
6700 No, I'm going to make pie. That's life. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6701 Fear not dear, it's only a half-dozen charred lemons! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6702 When Death hands you lemons,do NOT drink the lemonade! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6703 When Death gives you lemons, you pretend you are dyslexic and make melon balls. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6704 Death is giving us lemons. How do you spin that one? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6705 When Death gives you lemons you get punch. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6706 He swears it's to die for. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6707 Carl's pandemic garden really took off. He said your dad needs to cut it with the" when death gives you lemons" jokes and go on a cleanse. He also has a lemon cake recipe to die for. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
6708 Perfect, we'll bring these to tonight's dinner party. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6709 Get on with it honey, lets make lemonade 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6710 Wow... I didn't think the Amazon worker strike was this serious. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6711 He wants you to know he baked these muffins with raspberry and cream in his sympathy for you. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6712 He double dog dared me to try one, So, I really don't have a choice. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6713 So I said, “What do you do when you’re not, we’ll, you know…” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6714 I've heard he makes a lemon meringue pie to die for. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6715 Not sure if this lemonade will kill me but let’s do it anyway 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6716 When Death gives you lemons, grab them and throw them right back at him. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6717 Oh...they litterally are 'to die for.' 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6718 We could use some more lemon skins in the compost pile 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
6719 ... and we can make lemonade for the ride 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6720 „Darling, will you get the Tequila for us?“ 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6721 I told you it was going to hell in a handbasket 🍋 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6722 Hey, you're the one who said we needed to be more social after the pandemic. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6723 Well, we could make *pink* lemonade. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6724 Look, honey: this is what happens when we order lemons out of season 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6725 Your mother is staying with us. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6726 Check your pockets, he asked if you can make some change. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6727 It’s kind of like a twist on a Corpse Reviver, Janice. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6728 I think these are the same lemons he gave your mother sweetheart. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6729 Now do believe that I didn’t overwater and kill the lemon tree? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
6730 Life was not giving much lately, so I had to change supplier. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6731 Apparently, this time, they've got to be eaten as-is. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
6732 Sorry, no organic or whole wheat. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
6733 Not to worry… they’re made from Durham wheat, reaped grimly. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
6734 If we're given lemons, we'll make lemonade. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
6735 Watch this honey, his death-grip reaps more juice than our Vitamix. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
6736 Honey, isn't it a bit too early to be making lemonade? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
6737 I don't think we should squeeze these 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
6738 I guess we shouldn’t have chopped down the lemon tree… now it’s going to be a sourer one to swallow” 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
6739 We're going to need a lot of ice for the lemonade 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6740 It beats the alternative. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6741 He says they're 'warmed over'. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6742 He offered me eternal food for your soul. 1.1818 0.06797 66 59 2 5
6743 What makes you worry? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6744 He is stuck on giving curbside service until you vaccinated 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6745 I think lemonade only works for life. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6746 What? He says they're to die for. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6747 It's the Grim Reaper with treats. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6748 You said you wanted to make lemonade AnitaBarlow Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6749 - If Death gives you lemons, make 'caipirinhas'! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6750 Let's think outside the box because making lemonade does not fit into the narrative. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6751 Oh yeah, she loves lemons. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6752 If life can hand us lemons, why can't Death? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6753 He said “you reap what you sow” 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
6754 Honey, salmonella is a hoax. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6755 You know the saying: when death gives you lemons you make energy drinks. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6756 Soul food. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6757 Well hun, when death gives you lemons...give him $5 because he's trying to feed his family. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6758 Everybody needs a friend, right? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6759 We make lemonade the same. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6760 When Death gives you lemons, make Mello Yello. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6761 He wants us to make lemonade....I think that's a good sign! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6762 Now is not the time to ask if they're gluten-free. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6763 Please tell out guests we will not be serving any more lemonade 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6764 He says Amazon delivered these by mistake, and lemonade is too acidic for his digestive system. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6765 Darla no worries, he says they are infinity cookies... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6766 Don’t look so concerned - he says they’re gluten free. 1.1818 0.06797 66 59 2 5
6767 It's a worldwide pandemic, but we get to work from home. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
6768 He says they’re Meyer. Homegrown. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6769 Honey, do you you have your wallet? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6770 So I’m guessing that when Death serves you lemons, we should make lemon-unaide? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6771 He says we're supposed to make lemonade. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6772 What do I make when Death gives you limes?> 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6773 My better half sent these over— 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6774 It won't kill us to make a little lemonade. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6775 Oh Suzy! It's my favorite! Death by Chocolate! You should have a couple! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6776 I know what to make when life gives you lemons, but... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6777 But it’s low fat and gluten free 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6778 I guess we now know what “GRDELIVERS!” stands for 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6779 But if Death gives you lemons,you get to squeeze them in gin. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6780 First, he has to best me in a game of lemon-stacking. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
6781 Don't fear the gluten. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6782 You know what? As long as he doesn't mow his lawn at ungodly hours like the last neighbor, I'm totally fine with him. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6783 I’ve heard of the sweet release of death. Have you ever heard of death’s tart release? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6784 Life never gave me lemons... eh, I'll take what I can get. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6785 I don't see why this should be any different than life giving me lemons 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6786 But what are you supposed to make when death gives you lemons? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6787 Better get the juicer and sugar. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6788 Sorry, we’re all out of life and lemons; care for some death and melons instead? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6789 Hey, it's not like he's gonna make your horrible pussy and ass any worse!! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6790 Don't worry, they're all well done 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
6791 When Death gives you a lemon... make lemonade. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6792 You've been traded. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6793 You don’t want one…But Death warmed it over, babe. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6794 The day Johnny learned he wasn’t so good at making deals. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6795 He says Life gave him too many, again! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6796 Do you think we should wipe these down? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6797 Life thought you were missing the point so we're trying a different approach 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6798 He said they come from Italy. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6799 Death sours 🤕🚑 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6800 I don’t care what they cost, they’re heirloom! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6801 So, ready to choke to death ironically, Mr. Corona? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6802 Oh, come on honey. This isn't the worst. It will be if these turn out poisonous and we die 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6803 I would know what to do if this were life… I’m not sure the protocol here 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6804 Relax, it’s just dessert. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6805 Come on, honey! Don’t be like that. A little generosity never killed anyone... 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6806 I'll have what she's having 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6807 He said I don't need a sales permit with these lemons 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6808 If death gives you lemons, make lemonade for your enemys 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6809 I’m hoping the lemonade is spiked. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6810 When death gives you lemons, make a pop-up trendy artisanal lemonade store in an impoverished neighbourhood 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6811 what do they say to do when death give you lemons? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6812 Honey the label reads, ‘CV-20’ maybe we pass? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6813 I know they smell like death honey but these are the best lemons you will ever have 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6814 It would be rude to our guest 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6815 When Death gives you lemons, make lemon Martinis and take a long drive. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
6816 Is he trying to say I'm a big time loser? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
6817 Not all adulterers are uncharitable, Emily. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
6818 These Grubhub people are unbelievable. How could they possibly have known I was about to call this in? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
6819 He says he from Death Dash. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
6820 When Death hands you lemons, you zest for your life. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
6821 These cookies are totally killer. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6822 Why not? He says they're gluten free. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6823 They don’t tell you what to do when death gives you lemons, do they? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6824 You think I’ll need a doggy bag? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6825 Yes, I’ve heard the saying, but what do you do when death gives you lemons? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6826 He’s very impressed with your mother’s recipe for arugula-zucchini croquettes. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6827 We can still make lemonade, if you don't mind drinking it in hell. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6828 The delivery company's uniform is a little unorthodox, but these croissants are to die for. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6829 He says, "Eat this, and you'll live forever." He says, "I'm telling you the truth," so I believe him. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6830 Everyone says his cooking is to die for. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6831 Foremost, do you know if the lemons are organic, Death? Also, country of origin? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6832 How bad can they be? They're from Trump Industries. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6833 Provided they are Meyer, he says he'll accept the deal. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6834 The “make lemonade” thing didn’t work out too well with Life…shall we try it with Death? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6835 Well, he is one of the two certainties in life. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6836 He says he’ll give me a pass if I disclose the recipe. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6837 He says for a longer life, make pie instead. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6838 Forget Life! Now Death is giving us lemons! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6839 devils on horseback 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6840 I don't know.....I just don't have a good feeling about this. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6841 When Death gives you lemons, making lemonade seems ungrateful. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6842 Honey... When death gives you lemons, that’s a good thing, right? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
6843 Grab his scythe Honey, I think he's a glass half full kinda Grim Reaper. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6844 He says: We should do it while our sun is still shining. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
6845 These can’t be any worse than the toadstool Danish he fixed for us last time. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6846 If Death gives you lemons, should you still make lemonade? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6847 These jelly rolls are to die for! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
6848 It would be plain rude not to accept. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6849 He says no lemonade -- but he'll join us for Whiskey Sours later if we want. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6850 Well, there's got to be some give-and-take here, honey. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6851 When death gives you lemons, make a palisade. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6852 John, my cooking isn't that bad. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6853 What do you think you're doing, Bob? Those lemons are for Jesus! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6854 Who said death only takes? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6855 I told you it’s a deadly business! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6856 Life’s lemonade is such an over-saturated market… 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6857 Till death do us part? So be it… 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6858 Death in the afternoon doesn’t take lemons… Should we make some mojitos instead? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6859 Are these the secret ingredient to your mom's lemonade? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6860 He's just a nice man with lemons honey... 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6861 I just wished for some lemonade. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6862 If apples were the forbidden fruit, what about lemons? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6863 Don’t worry dear, he told me is like a cashback reward program. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6864 Why does the realtor think this will help us win? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6865 Poor guy, he's worked himself to the bone. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6866 I figured he'd be a good source for limes." 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6867 I asked him for "demons" of the underworld, but ah, well... 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6868 Now, honey, I'm sure he doesn't mean that literally. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6869 How about when death gives you lemons? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6870 C'mon. One bite won't kill you. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6871 Those who can't, teach! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6872 No, it’s still “make lemonade.” 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6873 When death gives you lemons, what's the recipe? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6874 Are you supposed to make lemonade when Death gives you lemons? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6875 An extremely late-life crisis had him move into baking instead. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6876 To differentiate herself,she wants us to make a tart instead. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6877 Yes, they said we could order blintzes for our last meal! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6878 Don’t you want to know what happens when death gives you lemons? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6879 I prefer his, metaphorical lemons can't make actual lemon meringue pie. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6880 Yes,it's still the same,if Death gives you lemons you make lemonade. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6881 We can't refuse. He picked us himself. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6882 Oh wow! These are to die for! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6883 He says these go well with puffer fish. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6884 He swears that they are pesticide-free. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6885 He'll love it, honey. You're roasted chicken is to die for. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6886 I got through your mom's lemon pie, didn't I? I can get through this!!... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6887 It’s not like Life’s gonna give us any… 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6888 «  I don’t think they’re poisonous. He’s got too many dead people to look after this year anyway » 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6889 I know Honey, they asked me about their future, thinking of switching caréer 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6890 I don’t know what to do with limes. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6891 Well, scurvy could be next… 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6892 He harvested the corn in these empanadas himself! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6893 You know what they say, ‘When death gives you lemons —‘“ “I don’t think that’s how the saying goes, dear. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6894 He asked: who wants to be part of the baker's dozen? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6895 What do you think? Still Lemonade? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6896 We are out of Death by Chocolate. Would you be interested in Limbo by Lemons for the gathering? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6897 Darling, I know that's the Grim Reaper, but going by the size of those lemons, they look like they were reaped with a lot of love. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6898 I’m just trying to be neighborly Kim, he’s been completely overworked this year 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
6899 He says Life gave him extra. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6900 Don’t look a gift death in the mouth Sally 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6901 You know what they say, ‘Be ware of ghouls bearing citrus’” 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6902 I signed a binding contract, this is just his ironic form of consideration. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6903 He says it’s healthy. I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
6904 He says they’re to die for, but what does he know? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
6905 She is telling me that there is a special place in hell for life coaches and this is their welcome gift 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
6906 They look healthful and I'm hungry. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6907 Could be worse. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6908 They’re fresh from the farm at Hells Peak , sweetheart. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6909 Yes, he knows what beignets are! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6910 I'm sure it' s been seriously reaped. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6911 Angel's food or Devil's food cake? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6912 He says they make a killer Kentucky lemonade. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6913 He says there’s plenty more where these came from 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6914 don’t worry, he says they’re gluten-free 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6915 No, lemonade still works. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6916 We ate your mother's cooking. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6917 Honey he wants you to make your lemon pie because you said it’s to die for. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6918 Feasting before twisting 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6919 No Sandra. That's "When 'Life' hands you lemons". I say we make lemon meringue pie with these. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6920 Lemon sorbet might cool us down… 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6921 . “He says we must add strychnine to the lemonade.” 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6922 Do I tip now or in the afterlife? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6923 These are absolutely to die for. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6924 You make White Claw. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6925 I hear these things are to die for. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6926 I’ve had these; they’re to die for. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6927 It seems a little odd to me. But we can still make lemonade. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6928 COVID is drying up so he’s trying his hand at soul food. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6929 I've heard of death by chocolate but these are hard rolls, I'm sure we'll be fine. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6930 Honey, there are worse ways to go. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6931 He says we can use them to make lemonade 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6932 The New Thin as a Bone™ Diet looks like a real killer! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6933 Thought he would have been a bit sourer. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6934 I don't think we should make lemonaid with these lemons, Deedee. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6935 Well, Life never gave me lemons. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6936 Look, Helen, he has been in our chicken house. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6937 They’re muffins. He says people are living too long. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6938 I know you don't like this but they are preserved. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6939 Deviled eggs, locally sourced 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6940 I got a discount for the skeleton crew delivery. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6941 I’m waiting for him to say that ‘they’re to die for’! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6942 When Death gives you lemons, make chicken piccata. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6943 Would it kill us to make some lemonade? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6944 He says he will bring us cookies until the day we die. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6945 Can I still make lemonade? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6946 When Death gives you lemons you make lemon juice. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6947 Not to worry. These were made with water from the fountain of youth! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6948 Hey honey! I signed us up to try some of his mother-in-law’s sandwiches in exchange for our lives. At least we have a 50% win odds. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6949 Nothing’s been said so let’s just make the lemonade and maybe he’ll go away 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6950 If Death gives you lemons, take a really really long time making the lemonade. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6951 Actually,it 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6952 You wanted to make lemonade with a twist? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6953 Have the tiktokers said anything about this yet 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6954 Could you have at least worn pants when welcoming our new neighbor to the area, Janet? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6955 He says they're out of apples 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6956 It would be rude not to make lemonade with our insistent neighbor Janice. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6957 My next lemonade will be a killer, darling 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6958 I want a divorce. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6959 Nobody tells you what happens when life gives you lemonade. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6960 So we make you the lemon drizzle cake...and you leave us alone for another 20 years? Deal. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6961 Hey it's a first for me too, but I'm sure we can figure out 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 to do with them... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6962 I mean, I've tried Death by Chocolate before, why pass up Death by Croissants? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6963 He says we have to squeeze out every last drop 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6964 And you were always saying processed food is SO bad for me. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6965 I was sick of lemonade. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6966 Oh Jill, it’s simply a gift from our CCP friends 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6967 He says we’re supposed to go do karaoke to Beyoncé. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6968 Honey do we have 3 lemons for our neighbor? He needs to feng shui the room for his latest victim. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6969 I don’t really know what the protocol is for this Susan 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6970 Whaaaaat, he’s a REAPER! Who are we to not share what he sows? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6971 Honey these are rear as hell 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6972 Oops fixing my post to add the hashtag “I’ve always wondered what Death by Chocolate looks like” 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6973 When death gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade and stay away from the light 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6974 Don't worry, they're tangelos. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6975 Somebody from marketing thought just saying, "To die for" was inauthentic. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
6976 Don’t worry he’s been vaccinated 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6977 He says they are fat free. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
6978 It’s just a plate full of lemons. What could go wrong? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6979 Only 253 more lemons before Axel the Rottweiler gets a visit from my buddy here. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6980 This could be our escape from this crazy world. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6981 We could make lemonade. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6982 They're filled with Novachocolate. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6983 We need to cleanse. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6984 If he couldn't figure out anything to do with them, what chance do we have? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6985 Poor guy didn’t know he was supposed to make lemonade! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6986 Don’t worry, honey. They’re limes. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6987 Darling, he just wants to be fiendly. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6988 I've been dying to try them for years. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6989 Lemonade? Don't be ridiculous, they're for paper cuts. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6990 You really ordered warmed over?? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6991 Never heard of death giving out lemons... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6992 I need your lemon aide recipe. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6993 They smell terrific. And wat's the worst that could happen? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6994 People say they’re to die for. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6995 …with ice. Lots of ice. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6996 hum...he's not wearing a mask 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6997 Honey, check Amazon for next day shippers of lemonade stands 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6998 I wanted to make lemonade, but the delivery app obviously didn't send Life to give me the lemons. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6999 Am I still supposed to make lemonade? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7000 Am I supposed to make lemonade? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7001 It’s ok, they’re just Death by Chocolate. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7002 I guess you’ll have to squeeze them. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7003 Whiskey sours. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7004 But he said they just came out of the oven, and they smell soooo good. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7005 Better make sure we have plenty of sugar. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7006 He said lemonade is not an option. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7007 When Death gives you lemons . . ." Is there an old saying for THAT 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7008 Somehow I'm not in the mood for lemonade. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7009 He wants us to try his deviled eggs. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7010 Amazon Prime Death Now….. lemonade, honey? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
7011 When death gives you lemons, you're dead. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7012 Take the scythe, leave the cannoli 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7013 My lemonade brings all the boys to the yard.” “Oh wait… 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7014 He said it was COVID friendly. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7015 That explains my acidity problems. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7016 I ordered lemons on prime day. Maybe they're trying something new. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7017 Hon, he promised he would tell me how to make lemonade out of lemons. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7018 The batch life gave was just too bitter 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7019 ‘I wonder what we do when DEATH gives us lemons.’ 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7020 Please tell me you didn't know he was allergic to lemons 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7021 I know it supposed to be life, but isn’t death a part of life? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7022 Just wait till you taste the lemonade. It's to die for! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7023 Difficult Difficult Lemons Deathicult 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7024 I know what the doctors say, but the guy on the news last night informed me… 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7025 She says they're certified non-GMO. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
7026 When the afterlife gives you lemons, you should still make lemonade. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7027 ...make arrangements? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7028 Pucker up buttercup. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7029 After this treat… are social distancing days will be over… forever. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7030 After all the deaths from covid during the past 16 months, death wants to take a holiday. He is us a peace offering. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7031 I’m not vaccinated, are you? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7032 You always said donuts would be the death of me. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7033 If death hands you lemons... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7034 It's a new PR effort - baked goods for the soon-to-be deceased's family. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7035 I guess it's time to make our final batch of lemonade 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7036 Honey,please stop trying to fix this. You keep on telling him to “impale-nada” and here we are with more bakes. How am I supposed to get that bikini body??? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7037 It's a pop-up. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
7038 I’ll put these lemons to the garage. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
7039 I heard he makes an ever better lemonade. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7040 But they're half off 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7041 They say that if life gives you lemons - make lemonade. Same goes for death. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7042 Not to wory, he say's they are glutton free. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
7043 I think we keep to the plan and make lemonade. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7044 Think I should ask to have them sliced? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
7045 He says he learnt to bake these from you. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7046 Let's take these to the pot-luck........ 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
7047 Hopefully there’s no spells on this! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7048 Free doughnut holes for you! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7049 Have you tried these? They’re to die for! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7050 I promise that this dish is to die for 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7051 how did you know he had a gluten allergy?" Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton,F 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7052 It’s ‘when LIFE gives you lemons’? Uh oh.” 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7053 He wants me to go off my cholesterol medication. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7054 I know, but they’re gluten-free! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
7055 Girl, I've had your death by chocolate and it has nothing on his angel of death cake. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
7056 Don't be Sour! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7057 He assures me they're organic and PFAS-free. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7058 For the life of me, I can't resist a bran muffin. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
7059 Life is looking pretty grim these days, huh? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7060 Karen, Life has not showed up in a while plus these are 2 cents a piece cheaper 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7061 Norma, this man says he’s a friend of Skull & Crossbones 🏴‍☠️ and any friend of Skull & Bones is a friend of mine. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7062 We should tell him it was just a way of saying 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7063 They really must be to die for! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7064 He said these lemons are to die for, 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7065 Yes Karen, even Death can gives you lemons! It's called gender inclusion. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7066 That's how you transform the workforce 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7067 Not lemonade Dear, these are better for the limoncello. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7068 What do you mean he was “banned” from your re-sale group? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7069 Life ran out 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7070 He said he doesn't accept dollars as paiment. How else could we pay him? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7071 honey he told me his name was life i think it’s a good sign. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7072 I think we’re supposed to make them into an essential oils pyramid scheme. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7073 Are you allergic to nuts? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7074 I would die to eat these, Paula 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7075 I’m tired of what the other guy is selling. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7076 In my experience, it’s LIFE that gives you lemons 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
7077 Seems like not only life gives you lemons. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
7078 I was tired of hearing "when life gives you lemons..." 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
7079 Doesn't Scripture tell us these are to die for? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
7080 Call me a philistine, but I prefer Rodin. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7081 I don't think he is offering lemons for us to make lemonade. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7082 The good news is you don't need to worry what this will do to your hips! The bad news is this will be your last meal. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7083 Tell everyone but Grandma not to drink the lemonade. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7084 Yes he breathed on them but he said he's been vaccinated. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7085 When Death hands you limes, a world of copious gin and tonic is nigh. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7086 When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade; but when death gives you lemons, well…you just have to suck on them! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7087 He says I should make lemonade. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7088 Oh honey… This is our lucky day! I make a lemonade to die for!! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7089 In order to improve customer satisfaction he has added a last meal service. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7090 Uhhh... well, the lemons look fine. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7091 No mask, so what's the worry? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7092 What's the harm? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7093 Don't be rude! Surely, these can be turned into lemonade. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7094 When life hands you lemons, life hands you lemons. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7095 I just said I could murder a lemon poppy seed muffin. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7096 I thought only life gave you lemons. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7097 When death gives you lemons, it's so cliché. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7098 So, when Death gives you lemons, what are you supposed to make? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7099 I was expecting Life to give me lemons. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7100 You knew I am a pushover when you put the ring in my pocket honey! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7101 I'll make the lemonade. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7102 It's OK. They are gluten free! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7103 Organic or not, taste trumps everything else. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7104 What do they say about Death handing you lemons? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7105 Trust me, hun'. These are killer. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7106 Do we have enough sugar? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7107 With all the moves to the country, it's just good to see a familiar face in the neighborhood. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7108 I knew you said special delivery but you didn't say Hades (Underworld God) worked for you! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7109 If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when death gives you lemons, add vodka, ice and shake 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7110 When death hands you a bowl of lemons I guess we’re talking Kool-Aid 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7111 I'm allergic to lemonade. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7112 Apparently, it's an either/or proposition. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7113 Any advice on what to do with these? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7114 I wonder if he washed his hands before he made this. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7115 But when death gives you lemons, chew them whole and swallow. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7116 Will your family eat chili? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7117 He makes a killer sauce 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7118 He makes the best pierogis. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7119 If I say no, it isn’t looking a gift horse in the mouth, right? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7120 Well, we want to be neighborly, don't we? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7121 He says we should make limoncello. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7122 Okay, lemons for a life. Wait! Don’t give him those I drew lemon meringue pie for the I.C.E fundraiser next week, they need me. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7123 I thought life gives you lemons?” “Oh she’s on vacation right now… 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7124 Hey alive me pass these to her and sorry, couldn't find more exciting stuff in the grave which wasn't for me 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
7125 Karen, I know how the saying goes, but I really think it would be discriminatory to reject death's lemons, you never know these days 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7126 Our other neighbors said these lemons were to die for 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7127 When death hands you lemons, make— screw it. It’s 2021. Make that TikTok pasta. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7128 Honey, I’ll receive them, but you eat them 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7129 Donna, the recipe calls for when life gives you lemons... I don’t know what we’re supposed to make for the barbecue now. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7130 Look Susan, I know it’s not life, but we’re still making the lemonade damn it. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7131 I'm allergic to lemons. Should I tell him? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7132 Now would be a good time to let you know I want a divorce. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7133 We make lemonade out of this situation? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7134 You know what they say, when Death gives you lem-ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh… 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7135 When she gives you lemons you're good. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7136 It's a new food delivery service I found online. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7137 These beignets are to die for! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7138 I always thought it was 'when life hands you lemons' 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7139 empanadas, someone? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7140 You know those neighbors we don’t like. Do you think we could give them a “make things right” gift? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7141 The secret sauce is a killer. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7142 oh shiiiit word bruh you got lemons jus like that tho no cap ima take a lemon from this scarecrow or whateva like no cap Nancy y u always buggin out at me like frfr girl what? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7143 He said to stop knocking at his door; so he's delivering. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7144 That’s what happened when life gave lemons 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7145 It's a once in a lifetime experience, Lily! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7146 He asking for more ice this time. Climate change, I guess... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7147 After 2020, I thought I'd try someone else's lemons. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7148 Well that’s just great, Kathy. If I’d known they were LARPing next to the farmer’s market today I would’ve brought my scythe, too! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7149 We all need our hobbies 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7150 Honey, we've all got to go sometime 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7151 Well, maybe the guests should prefer a meringue instead 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7152 This wing shortage cut too deep….I’m gone 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7153 Honey, he wants to know if they are Monsanto? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7154 I’ve heard that saying both ways 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7155 I hear he makes a killer bbq chicken. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7156 When Death hands you lemons, kill thy neighbor. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
7157 Well, obviously, I have no options. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7158 I’m dying to try one. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7159 When death gives you lemons, time to cry in your beer. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7160 I am giving him your dumplings honey, so he will spare me and get you. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
7161 When HE gives us lemons, we must use them for a meringue. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
7162 What? I'm doing what our therapist suggested -- making lemonade... 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
7163 Or would you prefer Death by Chocolate? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
7164 What are these, Millicent, and should I eat them? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7165 I knew my gluten intolerance was going to catch up with me. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
7166 But dear, he seems sincere. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
7167 I know what happens when life gives you lemons but... 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
7168 I'm afraid this calls for something a little stronger than lemonade, dear. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
7169 At least it’s the weekend, I think I have three business days to return these. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
7170 Dare we? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7171 He likes to garden and cook, but lost his appetite awhile back. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7172 They're fat-free. He's trying to 'kill us with blandness.' 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
7173 Vegan Chicken is to die for, he says" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7174 Err, in this instance do I make lemonade? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7175 Well, we're not done yet, see you another day, say hello to our friends there 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7176 This guy’s lemonade is to die for! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
7177 I love refrigerators 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7178 Well Karen, at this point Death does have appeal. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
7179 He can’t be that bad, he is offering us scones” 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
7180 That’s a no on the lemonade. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
7181 I traded our car. You always said it was a lemon so as the saying goes. I'll need water, ice and sugar. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
7182 Life gave enough lemons, now what ? Death will contribute too? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
7183 When Death gives you limes... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7184 It's surely not manna from heaven! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
7185 I offered him some lemonade. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7186 When Death gives you lemons, you make whiskey sours. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7187 Lemonade?! Hell, no! This time we're making limoncello. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7188 My mistake, he’s looking for the Parker’s house. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7189 He's suggesting I make whiskey sours. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7190 I'm going to throw these at children. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7191 If death and taxes are life’s two certainties, at least death comes with muffins. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7192 First, they are lemons. Second, if we're making lemonade we'd better work fast. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7193 The caterer specializes in deep fried food. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7194 At this point, we're taking whatever we can get from anybody. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7195 These are for you, dear. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7196 Come on let's live a little!! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7197 He heard you say you would die for one of these. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
7198 Hey Sweetie, that was very clever of you to order more food for our guests. How did you know where to get it from? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7199 So Eve, you are sure they are safe? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7200 These are, of course, to die for. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7201 Can we try turning these into limoncello this time? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7202 Hey, don't let's engage in cancel culture. This guy is trying to build a relationship. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7203 I think that only applies when Life hands you lemons. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7204 It really is death warmed over! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7205 His Mothers recipe to die for he says 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7206 How bad can he be? LIFE never gave me lemons. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
7207 According to the CDC… 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7208 A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, am I right? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7209 Can I interest you in a lemonade, darling? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7210 Optimist: Oh, Look Honey! "life sent someone else! 🍋 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7211 So, were still making lemonade. Right? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7212 Pucker up dear 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
7213 He says he has a great recipe for lemon bars, Deb. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7214 Got your wallet on you? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7215 Not sure if these are meant to inspire or expire 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
7216 When death hands you lemons... 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7217 We should make some lemonade.... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7218 Use real sugar in the lemonade; he could stand to gain a few pounds. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7219 You gonna stand around all day with your thumb up your ass or you gonna help me with these lemons? Chop chop, woman, we got Facebook trout to fry, and we still gotta stop at Sparkles for potatoes because ours are missing, and Katie Perry is pregnant! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
7220 When Death hands you lemons, I don't think lemonade is really an appropriate response. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7221 It’s a gift from my ex-wife. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7222 We ordered Death by Chocolate,but it looks like they mixed up and brought us the Assorted Turnovers. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7223 All these carbs are killing me. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
7224 It’s ok hon. We used to work in same office before the Pandemic- -it’s Grimm from HR. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7225 Bread or death? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7226 Don’t worry, Myrtle, it’s just an appetizer. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7227 I know honey, but we’re almost out of appetizers. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7228 It’s hard to kill sourdough starter 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7229 First we're making lemonade. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7230 Man! Doesn't this look like a heart attack on a plate? I think I'll try one... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7231 He assures us that they are organic and gluten free 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7232 Your all spice oat bran muffins will be the death of me. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7233 He said we can make some lemonade, but he’s on a tight schedule. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
7234 If you've never had them cooked this way, you're in for a real experience. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7235 I thought the potluck was tomorrow. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7236 Folksy expressions have failed me again. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7237 He wants to know if we'll wam them up. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7238 I don't know, but obviously not make lemonade. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7239 I’m told this bread is to die for. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7240 Honestly honey, his buns are to die for 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
7241 When death gives you the lemons, make haste! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7242 You know what your uncle used to say, when Death gives you lemons, make lemon bars. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7243 When death gives you lemons,do you still get to make lemonade? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7244 It’s customary in his realm to gift a plate of spicy empanadas to his new neighbors. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7245 'I finally feel like I am taking charge of my life!' 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7246 … but when Death hands you lemons, you make a lemon tart. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7247 I know what to do when Life gives you lemons, but what about when Death does too, honey? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7248 No, it’s fine. I told him we’re gluten-free. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7249 Don't tell Death they're regifted... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7250 They don’t make em like this anymore! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7251 Well you took the lemons from life and it gave us masks and an addiction to hand sanitizer 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7252 Better make a viral TikTok challenge 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7253 « Darling there’s no point in being puzzled, every effort of goodwill must be hailed accordingly » 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7254 You have to try one Margaret, these samosas are to die for. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
7255 Don’t tell me to make lemonade. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
7256 He is familiar with your cooking. He says he can use these to attract new recruits. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
7257 Don't you get it, honey? This is a real business opportunity! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
7258 Don’t worry, honey, I’m recycling that old hubcap from the garage. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
7259 I trust your cooking, so I figured what the heck. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
7260 Feel like some lemonade? 1.1719 0.06514 64 57 3 4
7261 Can you set another plate for dinner? I bet Tom wants to talk about a timeshare. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
7262 They say it’s to die for! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7263 They say, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say, pass them along to the Grim Reaper. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7264 They're white flour, white sugar, MSG, cream, food coloring and additives. But I hear they're worth it. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
7265 Let's take one for now and one for later. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
7266 They don't 'zest' where he comes from. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7267 It's his first case. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7268 I guess I’ll make one killer lemonade. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7269 Corpse Cakes!! That's an awful lot of sin for us to eat, but I guess it won't matter too much about the diet" 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
7270 No Apple from Hong Kong 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7271 We signed up to make lemon tarts for the kids' bake sale, but the PTA insisted that all the ingredients should be locally sourced and organic. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7272 No, Judy, I'm pretty sure the saying isn't "when death gives you lemons". 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
7273 what did I tell u? never take things from strangers 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7274 I know im regifting, but i dont think they talk much anymore 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
7275 What? He said they’re organic. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
7276 He said it was the zest he could do on short notice 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
7277 These empanadas are to die for. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
7278 You know what they say, "When given lemons..." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
7279 It's organic and it's affordable. Who cares if he's the grim reaper. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
7280 Don't worry, it's responsibly sourced. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
7281 I hope Life is on vacation this week. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
7282 this is best treat she can offer 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
7283 When death gives you lemons, you better take it.” 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
7284 I thought the only certain in life were death and taxes. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
7285 When death gives you lemons, you turn them into lemonade! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
7286 I told you something was killing the local agriculture 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
7287 I heard these were killer dumplings. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
7288 It's not as bad as it looks. These are fortune cookies. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
7289 It’s not harmful, cuz it’s “plant-based”. @carnivoremd 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
7290 Life gave us lemonade Deborah! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
7291 This guy is known for his fugu. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
7292 I know what you're thinking — I'm still friends with Grim? Isn't he cancelled? He's actually not. No one cares about death anymore, only trauma, and you can't be traumatized once you're dead. That's why the Unabomber is cool now but John Lennon isn't 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
7293 He said he could cook the chicken.... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7294 He says Bob’s lemon tree was collateral damage. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7295 Apple Fritters, try one. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7296 Life isn't the only thing that can give you lemons. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7297 He says the same rules apply no matter who gives them to you. Nobody's dying - he just has a hankerin'. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7298 Let's try them, they have to be better than your mother's Devil's Food!. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7299 Lets hope its for lemonade 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7300 These look just like my Mom's cookies to die for. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
7301 They’re for my new craft cocktail called “Lemon Hades.” 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7302 This guy's lemons are cheaper but just as sour. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7303 He said they are Keto friendly 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7304 It must be Opposite Day… 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
7305 Trisha, you better start whipping up some meringue. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7306 When death gives you lemons..kiss him on both cheek bones and compliment him on his choice of cologne 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7307 Maybe we have gone a little too far with those Ottolenghi recipes 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
7308 What? He said they were organic. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
7309 Gen Z says they’re great for your skin. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7310 You can't believe how long I've been dying for one of these. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7311 Life keeps giving me these, figured someone might as well enjoy them. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7312 No it's fine; he says they were ethically harvested. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7313 As the Italians say, when death gives you lemons make Limoncello. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7314 Honey, perhaps if we give him the recipe he’ll go and visit your mother in the care home 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7315 What do you think will happen if I say we don’t like lemons? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7316 He's saying "Scurvy really isn't an issue in the afterlife". 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7317 Death wants in on 'giving out lemons.' 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7318 How much do you tip when DeathDash gives you Lemons? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7319 I am so over sourdough. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7320 Smells like Death warmed over. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7321 No problem! Never judge a gift etrog by the outfit worn by its giver! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7322 they don't have any rare or medium rare--ever. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7323 Trust me, these are truly to die for. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7324 When death gives you Lemons, you should start digging a hole... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7325 But what happens when Death hands you lemons? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7326 I hear his lemon meringue is to die for! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7327 Metaphors these days have really soured. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7328 Remember that old adage "Make lemonade." 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7329 I'm making demon-ade. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7330 I sold my soul for the perfect gin and tonic. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7331 Honey, when death gives you lemons...you make really stiff lemon drops. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7332 The trick is pay attention and don’t touch it's hands. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7333 I thought we could make lemonade and offer it to some of our neighbors. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7334 Relax; the recipe doesn't specify who has to give them to you. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7335 This guy always shows up after everyone's left. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7336 Deathdash -- their empanadas are killer, and they deliver tax free! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7337 We'd better take 'em home, or some sad losers will be making Kool-Aid out of them. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7338 A death by chocolate croissant, dear? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7339 He says it’s best served warmed over. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7340 Do I make lemonade or what ? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7341 Do these look like...I don't know...human livers or kidneys to you? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7342 No take backs. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7343 When death gives you lemons…. @faiseydaisy 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7344 Let's squeeze them before he does us. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7345 I’m not gonna lie I was expecting cookies too… 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7346 Citrus... it keeps the body fresh. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7347 Six of one and half a dozen of the other…I mean at this point who cares! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7348 You should have seen what Life gave us to work with.. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7349 Listen, if Timmy is going to keep running this lemonade stand we’re going to have to start buying cheaper online. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
7350 It’s actually a kind gesture where he’s from. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7351 What do you think we can charge for the lemonade this time? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7352 DEATH LEMON 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7353 Be positive, Carol. He’s doing his best. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7354 Are you craving Dover Soul as much as I am? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7355 They weren’t kidding when they said these were to die for 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7356 We are vaccinated 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
7357 He nominated himself to be the head of the Neighborhood Watch 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7358 No — Death gives you limes. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
7359 Well, I do know what to do if Life gives you lemons. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7360 Steaming Styx water towel for the journey, sir? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7361 So when death gives you lemons, what the hell are you supposed to make? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7362 Until death do us part 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7363 Lemonade with an arsenic chaser 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7364 Lemonade, also. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7365 He's already warmed them over. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7366 All the bread we cast upon the waters came back as lemons? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7367 Let's make limeade. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7368 I’m sensitive of her dyslexia too. But when she orders ‘Death by chocolate’, don’t blame Door Dash. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7369 Okay, so..not lemonade 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7370 here is your last meal 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7371 You said these empanadas were to die for! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7372 These should make a hell of a lemonade. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7373 Well this is a real doozy. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7374 It was either death by habaneros or lemons, at least I can make Long Island Iced Teas with these. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7375 It’s a manchineel, your mother will love it. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7376 but these are jelly filled 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7377 It’s a gift from Trini Lopez. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7378 I'll stay positive and view these as aids to our longevity. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7379 Making lemonade from these will be a challenge. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7380 So what if you're on a diet - it's not gonna kill you if you just try one. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7381 He says he forgot to put “sell by” stamps on them. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7382 You want a lemonade with Death’s Door vodka? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7383 Yeah, I know. But these scones are to die for. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
7384 Kombucha? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7385 He brought us Devil' Food Muffins rather than Skeleton Buns. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7386 He said it's for free. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7387 Do you think what I think? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7388 What could possibly go wrong, they’re vegan. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7389 He has heard we can make a killing with lemonade. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
7390 We are supposed to make lemonade, or else! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7391 He claims it is part of his sensitivity training. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7392 We’re going to need much more sugar for this lemonade. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7393 Can I pay with card? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7394 when life gave me lemons they were full of pesticides, sue me. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7395 No, Janice. I will not ask to play with his scythe this time. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7396 He says you can use them as an organic eyewash 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7397 I just hope Life didn't give these to him 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7398 I keep forgetting to cancel my subscription to GoodbyeFresh. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7399 We go to the same gym. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7400 Please can you squeeze them for me... 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7401 No problem if you don’t have cash right now, he’ll be on our flight to Tallahassee next week. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7402 I already told him I’m allergic. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7403 Never giving free lemonade to the weird neighbor again 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7404 What? They’re fermented. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7405 Do you think these will still make lemonade? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7406 Honey, he’s saying these lemons are from a magical place called Wuhan 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7407 I’m done expecting ANYTHING from life, Susan. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7408 Don't look a pale gift horse in the mouth either. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
7409 When Death gives me lemons, I make a batch of his famous “Lemon by Death” bars. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7410 If it was his counterpart I’d know to make lemonade. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
7411 I know that if life gives you lemons you're supposed to make lemonade, so what do you think we should do with these? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7412 His lemon drop cocktail recipe is to die for. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
7413 He says they're organic 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
7414 Apparently Covid's been living next door to us for the past 15 months and wanted to give us a parting gift. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7415 Customer connect. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
7416 See I told you I would stick it out to the bitter end 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7417 Did you order the reaper sauce? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7418 I swear, Margaret, that he said "I've come for a margarita"! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
7419 I swear to you-know-who, if this isn’t the best damn lemonade we’ve ever had, you’d better have another soul lined up for me. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
7420 He says they are not very fattening 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
7421 He's asking if you want these warmed over. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
7422 You scythe us up some twists while I shake up some martinis for the road. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
7423 How about a lemon tart, dear? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
7424 Yummies 1.1692 0.06419 65 58 3 4
7425 I can finally make the Spirit-Free cocktail, just give it a try 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7426 Finally, an excuse to buy that juicer 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7427 Is it too late to mention we just started Keto? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7428 Oh honey! Let's bake your mother's lemon pie, it is to die for. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7429 Honey, they are non fat 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
7430 Babe, do we still have a lemon reaper, I mean reamer? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
7431 If Death gives you lemons, just pass it over 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7432 honey, one little bite can’t hurt 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7433 Poor guy. Pandemic guidelines were killing the free samples industry. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
7434 ...you make lemonade. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
7435 We're out and it's hot 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
7436 Normally Life is the one giving you the lemons, but in a pandemic where stupidity is embracing Death, Life is too busy giving up" 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
7437 I know what you’re thinking, but Mrs. Donovan has been calling it in since her husband died. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
7438 It's okay, they're gluten-free. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
7439 bargaining for life 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
7440 Is this guy that scary that you wouldn't make lemonade out of a lemon? He said he was vaccinated! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
7441 If you hadn’t bought them so early we wouldn’t have to give them to the grim riper. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
7442 At least I don't feel any pressure to make something out of these. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7443 Let’s see you make limonade out of these lemons! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7444 I'm pretty sure your mother likes them. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7445 His pastries are to die for. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7446 Don't fear the Reaper. I'm not delivering death just fresh baked cookies. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7447 You think he asking for too much? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7448 I know we're trying to eat healthy, but what harm can a few cookies do? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7449 Your mother looks hungry. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7450 This is how bad your cooking is. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
7451 He says that they're gluten-free." 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
7452 I'm making Lemonade hold the vodka. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
7453 You want one of these? I can't have gluten... 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7454 A little pre-death snack,dear? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7455 He says it's for the next BBQ. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7456 No, no, he assured me they're gluten free! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7457 He’s returning my lemonade. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
7458 You know what they say honey, “When Death gives you lemons…” 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7459 Thank you, Mr. Grim was it? For welcoming us to the neighborhood. My mother-in-law who just moved in with us would love one of these. Thank you so much. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7460 Ok, now try making lemonade out of these babies. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7461 Fredo will show you the chef’s special! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7462 It’s just the last chicken Francois mescaline micro-dose. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7463 One odious lemon or two? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7464 He is waiting for us to make lemonade 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
7465 Well, if the grim reaper hands you lemons, I guess you just have to take them. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7466 You've always loved lemonade. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7467 He calls it ‘better than death chocolate cakes.’ 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
7468 We have an agreement. He hands me lemons and I make lemonade -- for him . . . and he doesn't kill me. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7469 He said we don't want to know what he did to get these. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7470 Try the devil's food cake. It's to die for. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
7471 Like I tell the boys at the club, ‘if death gives you lemons, brew shandy!’ 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
7472 Really pushing the vegan thing, huh? 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
7473 When death gives you lemons,suck 'em. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7474 He says they're hella fresh. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7475 I'm not sure what to make of this. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7476 Honey, take a circada now...He thinks we may miss the next time he comes around. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7477 No, he said he's not wearing a costume. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7478 These must be limes. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7479 Guess I have to make edanomel. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7480 I'm not sure... lemon meringue pie? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
7481 I never liked lemonade anyways.” 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7482 Oh, c'mon, they're delicious, and you only live once. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
7483 He says some people try to make lemonade but it never really works. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7484 I’m sorry that dinner is so late. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7485 Why not? Let’s try one! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7486 But the president days they are safe 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7487 A neighborly welcome Miranda, but dig the get up." 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7488 Try before you die. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7489 I dunno. When Death gives you lemons, what DO you make? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
7490 Oh, come on! Death offers you lemons, you have to make lemonade! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7491 Yes, but when death gives you lemons, you make a strong cocktail. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
7492 I don't think we should eat these because the "sell by" date has expired. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7493 Oh. WOW! So we're supposed to make....what, Lemon-AIDS?!! ? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
7494 If you eat these, you take your life into your hands. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7495 I dunno. Maybe lemonade but without the sugar? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7496 Okay, but what if death gives you lemons? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7497 Are sure you want to try these? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7498 It's not like I'm being duped. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7499 How in the hell am I supposed to make lemonade out of these?" 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7500 Do we have a good recipe for lemonade? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7501 When death gives you lemons, make venom ade. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7502 Whats that thing you’re always saying about lemonade? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7503 Given a choice of death or lemons you take the lemons. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
7504 Let's face it, Doris. You're not that good in the kitchen. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7505 Good help is hard to find. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7506 As long as he's willing to haggle over these lemons, I think I can dodge the inevitable. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7507 You can’t fool this guy with hot “cross” buns. He already knows it all an illusion. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
7508 He says “food presentation is as important as food preparation.” 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7509 He said, "I'm dying to see how you make lemonade out of this situation." 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
7510 Your mother asked me to stop by the bakery. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7511 I hear these are to die for. Well, you only live once. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7512 Is there an inspirational poster for Death handing you lemons? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7513 He said you're safe if your cookies are to die for. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7514 Careful, they’re made with coconut oil. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7515 Yes, he said they're gluten free." 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
7516 I'm dying to break my diet. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7517 If death gives you lemons, better not to make lemonade! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7518 I gave him lemonade earlier today, and this is what he made. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7519 I already sold my soul at work, so I figure a few cookies won't make much difference. Besides, Helen, they're really tasty. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7520 So what does one do if it's Death that gives you lemons? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7521 I've heard of 'when life gives you lemons', but... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
7522 Maybe just one for the hemlock? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
7523 He says they're organic, grass-fed and keto-friendly. What's your problem?" 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7524 i used to drive a lemon and worry about dying, now i just throw these at anti-vaxxers 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7525 No, I wasn’t thinking about making lemonade. Why? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7526 When Death gives you lemon,you HAD a zesty life. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7527 Apparently, there is a stigma talking about lemons in this neighbourhood. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7528 Don’t worry honey, I paid with Affirm so we can make lemonade now and can pay these off over time 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7529 But we’ll make some killer lemonade 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7530 The high vaccination rates forced me to switch industries- my lemon farm is really flourishing 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7531 It’s fine Susan, it’s lemons not apples 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7532 There was just a misunderstanding last week Cheryl. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
7533 Come on Debbie, when death gives you lemons, make demonade 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
7534 I'm pretty sure it was kool-aid, not lemonade! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7535 This is NOT how I imagined the afterlife! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7536 The chicken is to die for at the place 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7537 Remember Mom’s ‘To Die For Lemon Bars’? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7538 I talked the HOA into letting him have lemon tree. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
7539 He assures me that these haggis are gluten free. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7540 ' yes susan, i would rather die than be a cater waiter again' 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7541 When life give you lemons, we’re all gonna die anyway. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7542 I can make the best of this…I’ll be the King of Hell, you’ll see! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
7543 Honey he promised to make me his very own homemade lemonade! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7544 I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7545 What? This guy was offering a discount 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7546 Honey, will you please go and see if we can borrow some sugar from all of the neighbors? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7547 Rosie I changed my mind, tell your mom we are coming and taking complimentary beverages 😉 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7548 I signed us up for fruit of the month club, this must be it. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
7549 2021 remains fruitless. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7550 He said we should take them and make nothing. Just go with it. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7551 I’m thinking we could at least make a kombucha… 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7552 Well, I guess we’re making lemon scones. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7553 I’m tired of lemonade, I just want to see what you make with these lemons! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7554 Death for a Deal 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
7555 Damn it Darrell, did you make the lemonade like they told you? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7556 Aaaaaaand on this week's episode of Identity Theft... 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7557 How bad for me could they be? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7558 They must be pretty sour. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7559 I don't know, maybe some kind of dacquiri? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
7560 @nyjim12 “But they are keto” 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7561 Look, it's everything I never wanted in life but still managed to purchase anyway because of FOMO 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7562 @newyorkercartoons What? They are gluten free. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7563 Apparently you need to give them all back. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7564 No, no, this is what life looks like now, Honey. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7565 I wish life had been so kind 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7566 Death by chocolate, dear? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
7567 Is this your idea of ‘the sweet release of death,’ Carol? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7568 What ? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7569 Look, I can't start paying for lemons now. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7570 I hope he just wants a Lemon Meringue pie….. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7571 🍋 lemonade anyone? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7572 Have a biscuit dear, they’re to die for. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7573 Honey, I’m ecstatic our lemons got here in 7 minutes but I think our Amazon driver seems a bit off. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
7574 Meanwhile in India: "I mean I only bought a new car. What's with the lemons?" 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7575 Hummm what are we supposed to do in this case exactly ? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7576 He says it’s a ritual. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
7577 Yeah life gives you lemons, but have you tried kiwi? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
7578 Organ meats aggravate my gout. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
7579 Know how to make lemonade? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
7580 The farm-to-tomb specification means that you do not have to wash them before use. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
7581 He’s alive enough for me…these damn things are a buck apiece” 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
7582 What's that saying about getting lemons? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
7583 It's Manna from Heaven. Are you hungry yet? 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
7584 I thought it was supposed to be life that gives you lemons. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
7585 We better do what he says...spike it with a full bottle of Absolut. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
7586 There’s nothing grim about his orchard. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
7587 They're for squeezing on paper cuts. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
7588 But honey, the last neighbor’s lemons made such good lemonade. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
7589 the barefoot contessa suggested locally sourcing our citrus vs store-bought 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
7590 I believe we make lemon meringue pie in this instance. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
7591 He said he’s gluten free. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
7592 Does he know about my allergy? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7593 These cookies look killer. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7594 The presentation is a bit off, but I'm sure the rolls themselves are out of this world. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7595 They're called fried cheese curds. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
7596 He says they’re vegan but you can’t tell. What have we got to lose? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7597 He says he'll make lemonade from these lemons, but we'd have to follow him to the lemonade stand. What d'ya think? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7598 Every week I ask him scythe my ass into the abyss, Luann. But I'll be darned if he doesn't just hand me a plate of locally-sourced organic produce and then we jack each other off. I'll be honest, it feels nice to be needed. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7599 Oh, his lemon cream puffs are simply to die for! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7600 He's had to downsize. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7601 I told him he could bring dessert. Here it is. Death by Chocolate" 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7602 They say these scones are to die for. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7603 Well, you know they will be hot as hell. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7604 Do you think he wants lemonade,too? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7605 When Death gives you lemons, make unsweetened lemonade. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7606 Fresh brains for both of us! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7607 But if Death hands you lemons... 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7608 He suggests we make some lemonade. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7609 Oh, hey! An opportunity to compare different sources of lemonade! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7610 What? When someone brings you lemons, you make lemonade. Why? What were you thinking? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7611 Yes, they are deviled eggs, but he told me the yolks are on us! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7612 He says at least these are seedless. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7613 His batch usually makes cleaning products. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7614 Who knew death tasted so...sweet? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7615 It’s a new program - instead of taking you to the grave, the Grim Reaper is passing out fruits and vegetables. He’s been reformed…. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7616 Honey, it’s death again! This time he brought lemons 😶 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7617 You have to try them, Lorraine. They are to die for. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7618 His said it’s time to make lemonade. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7619 Congratulations on finding oil, here is your complementary tray of free democracy 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7620 These have AntiVax in em 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
7621 I already tried to make lemonade when life gave me lemons in 2020 and look how good that turned out! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7622 Dang, guess the regular guy called in sick 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7623 Hmm. I can work with this. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7624 Babe, have you tried Smith’s lemonade? It’s killer 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7625 So...any idea what the protocol might be here...? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7626 When Death hands you lemons make limoncello. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7627 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade-what happens when death gives you lemons? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7628 I wasn't prepared for THIS situation. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7629 I thought the saying was 'when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade'... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7630 No, it’s not a new metaphor. I’m just allergic to citrus. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7631 At least it’s not an apple. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7632 He wants lemons. Don't ask questions. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7633 Your cooking may bring us immortality. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7634 Never look a death gifter in the face 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7635 But he says they're to die for. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7636 I hear they're a great way to lose weight fast- look at him! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7637 We’ve been walking for hours. I say we give it a shot 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7638 When death hands me lemons, we'll you know.. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7639 Life lemons are lemonade; so are Death lemons a martini? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7640 It's death by cream puffs 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7641 No honey, when death gives you lemons, you make limoncello! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7642 They're mushrooms. They're organic. They're FREE! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7643 The people around here are so nice. It would take an eternity to find another neighborhood so welcoming. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7644 Do you have change for a life? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7645 You know what the say, When death hands you lemons… 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7646 Let’s try to kill him with kindness first. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7647 Not sure in this case. I know what to do when life gives you lemons. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7648 No, lemonade is for Life. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7649 You're sure. You want the whole tray? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7650 He says they are organic gluten free. He reaped the barley himself. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7651 I thought we could offer them to the neighbors with the noisy dogs. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7652 He might be a lemon but those he bring are impeccable 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7653 A snack for the road? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7654 Lady: “You know we are not the first ones!” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7655 He says he’s just covering until Life returns hunny 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7656 Well this is new. I hope they come with instructions 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7657 honey yolo😂 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7658 Apparently life is having a bit of a break down- shes sick of everyone making lemonade so death is giving out the lemons. Seems fitting, doesn’t it? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7659 Death dear, wants us to make lemonade. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7660 He makes the best Devil’s Food Cake! I could die after trying it! Want some? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7661 What are you supposed to make when DEATH gives you lemons...? @sam_eyebeam_hurt 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7662 Everything's fine. He told me he's been vaccinated. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7663 Harold, as long as they are organic I guess it can’t hurt. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7664 At least these are Meyer. Life always gives us those cheapo sour ones and she knows my gut can’t tolerate refined sugar. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7665 # What? He’s a friend… 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7666 Devil's lettuce anyone? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7667 Now Death hands you lemons? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7668 - I think that he just wants some lemonade… 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7669 They didn’t have a saying for if death gives you lemons 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7670 No one needs to know the lemons’ origin story 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7671 You make lemonade when life gives you lemons. When it's Death, I think you make Lemon Pledge. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7672 are we still supposed to make lemonade? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7673 I thought it was supposed to be "When life gives you lemons..." 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7674 It doesn't matter who is begging, it is enough to get food. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7675 In Hell, my lemonade stand will do great! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7676 No, he says he's the *Green* Reaper. And today's special is limes. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7677 He says that he personally harvested the wheat. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7678 I know we are vaccinated and outdoors but maybe we should put our masks back on honey. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7679 I’ve heard his empanadas are to die for. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7680 He says these Meyer lemons are to die for. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7681 Actually death, Now that you mention it. My wife does look a little like Kurt Cobain. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7682 We reap what he sowed! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7683 I suppose we should make lemon AIDS? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7684 Lemonade,dear? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7685 When death gives you a lemon. . . . 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7686 Whatever you do, don’t order the Death by Chocolate. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7687 When Death gives you lemons,you suck those lemons dry! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7688 I’m NOT going to ask him to return the platter! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7689 Honey, do we still make lemonade with these? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7690 Psst -- The joke's on him. Any idiot knows lemons are loaded with healthy Vitamin C. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7691 Did you know they're very strict about 'no sharing'? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7692 um...he'd like some fresh lemonade first... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7693 When death gives you lemons, have someone else make the lemonade. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7694 We earn points if we support their new sock drive... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7695 Just trust me: if you're using enough sugar, no one can tell the difference. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7696 She says eating these might dry up my silly little mustache. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7697 Life told me to give these to Death 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
7698 Get ‘em while they’re hot 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7699 i guess you reap what you sow, Grim Reaper! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7700 With the cost of food being so high, we can't afford not to take them, Deb 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7701 With you by my side dear, it's the Bitter, Sweet end 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7702 Hun, he said these are to die for! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7703 I got them from hell 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7704 Lemony will be your last memory 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7705 He says Life had some leftover lemons and thought we should share with the neighbors. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7706 Lemons are keto, right? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7707 I always thought LIFE was supposed to give you lemons. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7708 I told you, life as we know it is gone. It’s time to move on. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7709 I think your mother would love one. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7710 Honey, don't fear the recipe. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7711 These might be beyond the pull-date. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7712 Tsk, Tsk, Louise. Where are your manners? You know what they say, 'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.' 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7713 He’s asking for my honey.” 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7714 Our Halloween costumes are so lame. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
7715 Care for some lemonade? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
7716 gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7717 Honey he asked if we like Dead Bread? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7718 Nope... I'm pretty sure they said make lemonade when this happens... 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
7719 Every year we invite home to the family reunion and every year it’s the same thing… 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
7720 He says not to sweat the gluten thing. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
7721 Are you nuts? You know he poisoned them! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
7722 He says its gluten free. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7723 It's an aperitief." 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7724 I know it's no life. But we can always get some tequila & salt to go with this gift. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7725 He says his name is Life and we can use the money to pay the piper! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
7726 Ironicàlly enough, honey, the German word 'Gift' actually signifies 'Death.' 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7727 Dear, I don't think we need to suggest he warm them up in the oven. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7728 Post-pandemic, they’re rebranding as ‘Reaper Eats.’ 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
7729 If Death gives you lemons...how does that go again? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7730 This is the keep your enemies close strategy. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
7731 Marge, how do make lemonade in this situation? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
7732 Obviously he is the reaper. How many do you want? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7733 When *death* gives you lemons what the hell do you make? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7734 Your mother’s meatloaf would be more effective. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7735 He says they're filled with stuff he's reaped. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7736 Well, when you are given lemons……. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7737 Honey he doesn’t want to play chess, he wants us to try these Cannolis, can you please chill… 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7738 It's from their annual baking sale. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7739 He said they were left out of the frig but they are perfectly good! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7740 He's our neighbor, honey...we should just make some lemonade. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7741 Wait, what do you do when Death hands you lemons? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7742 How do you know these people? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7743 With these new glasses, I'm not sure I heard him right. Something about "give me lemonade" or "death?" 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7744 He says they are fresh out of the oven. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7745 Decadent or guilt-free? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7746 Go ahead,one isn't going to kill you. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7747 Who ever came up with the expression, “never accept gifts from a stranger?” must never have tasted a Costco roasted chicken. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7748 I guess there's no point in making lemonade. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7749 They're a day old so he's giving us a once-in-a-lifetime discount! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7750 He wanted to take it up a notch 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7751 Your last meal, folks. Will there be anything else? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7752 But, honey, you said we wouldn’t discriminate in 2021. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
7753 Yes I know but she said that if I eat these we’ll have a real two party system that believes in bipartisanship… 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7754 Jeepers creepers where’d you find this reaper? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7755 Well honey, it’s the nearest farmer’s market within 50 miles and we’re late for the party and we promised them lemons 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7756 He swears on his life they’re less tart 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7757 It's about death's livelihood 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7758 wouldn’t you know it, he’s gluten intolerant to 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7759 They said when life gives you lemons, make lemonade 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7760 Scythe lemonade? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7761 He said he got them from the last guy who was making lemonade. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7762 When death gives you lemons DON’T make lemonade because they’ll probably, definitely kill you. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7763 What’s the protocol for this? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7764 Don’t worry, honey. The Dasher is just in costume. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7765 I figured he could use them more than us, since he’s always so grim. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7766 No no he definitely said PEEL OVER hunny. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7767 Got any paper cuts, honey? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7768 Oh don’t worry honey, he’s just paying his debts 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7769 Those baked goods you ordered before COVID19, finally arrived 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7770 We’ve prepared our entire lives for when life handed us lemons. But this? This I’d never anticipated. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7771 I know what to do when life gives you lemons, but.... 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7772 He says they’re organic. Do you think I should trust him? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7773 They couldn't be fattening. Just look at him. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7774 They’re Appleturnover 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7775 Let's serve lemonade. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7776 The HOA wants us to mow the lawn. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7777 Oh, I’m sure it’s a healthy treat. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7778 When Death give you lemons, make LSD-spiked cocktails! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7779 what do you mean by "lemons will make you pucker for the kiss of death"? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7780 Honey, a scythe…lemonade…see my logic? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7781 Cyanide chocolate chip. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7782 Even if Death gives you lemons, you still have to make lemonade. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7783 He assured me we don't have to worry about the calories. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7784 Care to savor a little tartlette made from the remnants of our Democracy? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7785 Ingmar says the seventh is already taken. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7786 It's called 'death warmed over,' which he says is better than the alternative. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7787 If death hands you lemons do you still make lemonade? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7788 I know what to do when LIFE deals you lemons, but... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7789 Any idea what you're supposed to do when DEATH gives you lemons? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7790 I thought I'd make lemon chiffon pie. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7791 He suggested making lemonade. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7792 Honey, when you try these cookies you’ll sell your soul too 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7793 Have one, honey. He swore they’re gluten free. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7794 Stay positive honey. When Death hands you lemons 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7795 Late entry for last weeks contest: “I don’t like it that they call me a trophy wife. You’re not even that successful.” For this week: “He said that these will make a lemonade to die for.” 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7796 Don't fret, it's really a taste to die for. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7797 Ugh,for the last time: THESE are POMELOS. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7798 So, Limeaid? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7799 I'm hoping he will go make some lemonade. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7800 Well, at least it’s not salmon mousse” #montypython @johncleeseofficia 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7801 Well he did use fresh mulberries hun 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7802 We’re going to need more sugar. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7803 He says there’s more where this came from. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7804 I have been told that this variety of lemon is to die for. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7805 I swear, I thought he said lemon bars. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7806 I agree, probably the next variant, but they do look delicious. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7807 When Death gives you lemons, take the money & run. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7808 I think he might be telling us we’re out of sugar. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7809 In my simulation it’s the adults that dress up and treat the neighborhood with ingredients for the juicer. It’s a simple rotation, Janet. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7810 Nothing wrong with these lemons! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7811 Life's lemons just weren't good anymore 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7812 Psst! I look like this because I ate one of these... My wife made them. Want some? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7813 I don't think we should use these lemons linda. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7814 We should try these low fat cakes, honey. They certainly did not put any weight on him. Besides. We don't want to appear to be discriminating. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7815 Trust me, the lemonade is going to be REALLY good 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7816 Wait till you taste them honey, they're to die for. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7817 He's trying to lose his zest for life. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7818 It all started as an innocent lemon party 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7819 No worries; he's with the homeowners association. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7820 What can I say, he loves your lemonade! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7821 These empanadas are killer! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7822 Their still warm. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7823 I know. But what do you do when DEATH hands you lemons? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7824 My deadly whiskey sours tonight it is! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7825 No Mel” “Huh?” “leMoN” “Make lemonade” “Sweet 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7826 Well, when Death gives you lemons, they'll make great compost. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7827 That’s the last of the banana bread. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7828 Get the vodka honey. When Death gives us lemons we need to make something stronger. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7829 I know what you’re going to say, but they’re our favorite almond cookies from the 4th Street Deli. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7830 He says he doesn't have the stomach for them. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7831 If you absolutely insist, we'll make lemonade - but you get the first glass. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7832 When Death gives you lemons, he's thirsty. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7833 That's right, "he" ordered to go. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7834 They really know how to cook down there. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7835 When Death gives you lemons, you make long island ice tea! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7836 When Death gives me lemons, I don’t even make eye contact. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7837 Trust me. After he tries some of your cooking, he’ll never darken our doorway again. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7838 I liked it better when the street artist just did the Statue of Liberty thing. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7839 $87.50 for a half dozen lemons? Yeeesh.” “Nance, I told you shopping at Whole Foods would be the death of me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7840 See honey, this is what we get for mixing the baby medicine with the Capri - Sun 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7841 This will save us a trip to the grocery store. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7842 What? You reap what you sow. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7843 When death gives you limes, make mojitos, and make 'em strong. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7844 I think I should take them 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7845 He seems kind enough to have brought lemons atleast.🙄 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7846 Come on! after what we’ve been through, we can survive anything 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7847 I saw this life hack thing on the internet 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7848 Stop right there Irma! Let me handle this. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7849 nobody tells you what to do when life takes away your lemons 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7850 You don’t even get lemons in your life, if you have one. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7851 I think we better mask up for this. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7852 Empanada, Cathy? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7853 He doesn't have tortes. Just turnovers or crisps. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7854 You know, considering the source even the lemonade is going to suck. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7855 What do you mean my gluten allergy will be the death of me? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7856 Eve, these lemons reap the seeds of grimmer days. Ah cough, I mean greater? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7857 No I’m not ignoring your feelings. Here, this nice man agrees and thinks you need a drink. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7858 I don’t think I’ve heard this expression before 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7859 Honey, relax. It's only fair, that I take his ones too. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7860 I guess that’s the cue that my time in the limelight has ended. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7861 Only if they're Meyer lemons." -Kare 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7862 Did you order devil's food cake? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
7863 The new option policy,he says. I think the arsenic turnovers preferable to the messy hacking. What say you? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7864 When death gives you lemons he’s tired of leavin’ AIDS and got you COVID. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7865 No, when He gives you lemons, you make lemon curd. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7866 Oh, well I guess we can ask Life to bring the tequila and salt? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7867 He’s part of the HOA, what am I supposed to do? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7868 When death gives you lemons, make haste! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7869 Don’t look a gift lemon from death in the face. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7870 Oh, hey hun—Graham here, was just asking if we’d like to help with his new side hustle. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7871 ‘Honey, this chap needs to get a life, let him make lemonade’ 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7872 Kevin’s juice cleanse really have him that gaunt look I’ve been aiming for. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7873 Well, Life shouldn't have started selling them then. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7874 I've worked my hairs off. Faalk you babe I'm not rejecting these bananas. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7875 We’ll use these for the limoncello 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
7876 He says it's Fillet of Soul. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7877 These would go great with your canned salmon mousse. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7878 carbs, schmarbs 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7879 Really, like one empanada ever killed someone? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7880 Making lemonade is better than the alternative. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7881 How long are we going to feed our ghost? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
7882 Thank goodness, it’s just our housewarming gift. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7883 When Death hands us lemons, we must use aspartame to sweeten the lemonade. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7884 Trust me, these lemons are to die for. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7885 But what do you do when death gives you lemons honey? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7886 A lemon a day keeps death away 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7887 I'd give my life to know what color these things are" "It's ok honey, death is color blind 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7888 You know they say: there’s no such thing as a free lunch 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7889 Can we still make lemonade out of these? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7890 Well I suppose I could make your favourite lemon loaf dear, and then just eat it with the the kids? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7891 When The Reaper gives you lemons, you make lemonade… 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7892 Go check Bartlett’s and see if it says what we’re supposed to do with these… 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7893 Care for another memento vita? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7894 Ah, yes. For a long, healthy life, plenty of citrus. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7895 When death gives you lemons make cocktails! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7896 They may not be good for me, but at least he is honest about it. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7897 What are you worried about? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7898 Sorry. Not waiting 'til Halloween. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7899 Hun, the new gardener plucked these yet again, before their time! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7900 Don't worry it's all organic. He says he sells nothing artificial. It was all once living. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7901 Do you thing the deviled eggs are safe? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7902 I hear his baking is to die for. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7903 Lemonade? No, that's when Life give you lemons. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7904 It's trying to earn enough money to buy size 25 sneakers. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7905 Yes, we do call it lemon-aid. Why? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7906 I'm sure they're not fattening. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7907 But you like lemonade, right? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7908 He says these muffins are to die for. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7909 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When death gives you lemons, call Jane to your aid!" 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7910 His cookies are to do die for. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7911 So what if he's a little late for Halloween. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7912 Apparently these lemons are no offered with the expectation that I’ll use them creatively. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7913 Look - we can make lemonade! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7914 Add lemonade to the will. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7915 We can make lemonade but we have to sell our souls. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7916 Lemonade? Really, Karen? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7917 He reaps his own grains 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7918 Well, you know the old saying: 'When Death gives you lemons...' 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7919 I hear his 'devilled egg' lemons are to die for! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7920 You have to try them, they’re to die for. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7921 This is what we will turn into if we stay in the suburbs too long. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7922 Deadly lemon cream puffs. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7923 He says that these empanadas are to die for. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7924 I don't think that we should eat these lemons" Jeff Manly Toronto, O 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7925 Why couldn’t we still make lemonade? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7926 I know that if life gives you lemons,you make lemonade. But in this case, I’d welcome any suggestions. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7927 He drove a hard bargain but I get to eat all the carbs I want. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7928 But when Death gives you lemons,that is SO much better than the alternative! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7929 He said you'll find great Lemonade recipes online. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7930 He says I need to somehow make an automobile out of these 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7931 At this point, I’m just relieved the lemons aren’t from life. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7932 It's okay. Our policy says, 'Come Hell or highwater.' 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7933 Cannolis. You love cannolis! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7934 What a great neighbor, eh Hon… Returns my tool PLUS warm home baked cookies?! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7935 Should we wipe these down, put them in the garage, and wait 48 hours… 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7936 He doesn’t go by Death anymore, Sweetheart. His name is Life now to match what’s on the inside. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7937 When death gives you lemons, just eat them.. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7938 When death gives you lemons…you’re not making lemonade 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7939 Well I’m stumped. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7940 It’s fine honey, just commission… 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7941 Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7942 The Grim Reaper only reaped lemons this time! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7943 It’s a slow death 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
7944 You are being quite close minded about our new neighbor. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7945 When life (?) Gives you lemons… 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7946 Honey, he said the zest is yet to come, but I don’t know if that’s a threat or not. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7947 This weird Jedi is giving me space lemons, Susan! Space lemons! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7948 Ending with appetizers bodes well for the afterlife. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7949 Trust me. They're to die for... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7950 He says his croissants are killer 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7951 They're called deep-fried, salted, butterballs... Cajun style.... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7952 It's a free meal, it might be our last 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7953 Arnold Palmer died. Just waiting on Ice-T now. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7954 Go grab the juicer and the vodka. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7955 What do you mean, "It's to die for?" 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7956 I suspect HE doesn't want me to make lemonade." 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7957 Wait, I thought life gives you lemons? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7958 I think we can spare a few for our new neighbour, honey. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7959 It's a lot like when life gives you lemons, only these make lemonade teeming with deadly microorganisms. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7960 Honey, when Death gives us lemons, we’re making Whiskey Sours. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7961 Life, Death—it’s free lemons. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7962 Creepy, I know, but his scones are to die for. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7963 Honey! If you love me so much, Will you take my last meal for me? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7964 He doesn't want to rust his scythe and wants to borrow our juicer.....I think we'd better cooperate! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7965 When death gives you lemons, you make a killer lemonade. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7966 How about you eat this whilst i eat your wife? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7967 Sure that you don't want one? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7968 No, when death hands you lemons you eat the rinds 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7969 They’re my great-grandmother’s recipe. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7970 He says to just add a little sugar 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7971 Death is a libra 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7972 There’s no need for toxic positivity when death gives you lemons, right? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7973 Is this what they meant when they said when life gives you lemons?…or death in this case 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7974 Apparently the ones life gives can’t be used with tequila, so .. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7975 But it's great darling! Keep calm, we already have tequila and with these lemons, we just need life to bring the salt. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7976 Relax, honey, this is a double negative 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7977 You told him I’m gluten-free, right? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7978 But they’re chocolate…” 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7979 It's my mother's recipe: flame-broiled chicken nuggets with spicy Diablo dipping sauce. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7980 Turns out you can't make lemonade when death gives you the lemons. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7981 I think he wants us to make lemon meringue pie. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7982 No thanks 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7983 He likes my mustache. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7984 When dead gives you lemons - don't make lemonade 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7985 Let's mix it up all the way and make lemon meringue pie this time. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7986 He said to pick your poison. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7987 Where the saying, “Chocolate will be the death of me”started. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7988 These scones are to die for! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7989 He says if i use them, it makes lemon AIDS 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7990 Thanks, Mitch 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7991 I guess Life ran out this year. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7992 He says HIS home growns make even better lemonade, and he's throwing in an Amazon gift card! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7993 Lemons are good for my diet, right honey? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7994 I guess Life doesn't have a monopoly on the lemonade. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7995 You know what they say: when death gives you lemons... wait, that isn’t right. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7996 Do you think I'll have time to make lemonade? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7997 Relax. We sell our souls to the devil, not the grim reaper. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7998 I didn’t like the lemonade from Life’s lemons. This time it should be killer. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7999 Death is a lemon I give you. Make of it what you will in your afterlife and call me over for an after-party too! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
8000 When Death hands you lemons, you better make limoncello and go out with a buzz. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
8001 Such a special gift this “Fruit of the Muerte Club” delivery. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
8002 This skeleton is selling potatoes 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
8003 Ooo, Lemon Death is a GREAT name for a soda. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
8004 I know it’s thoughtful of her, but they look expired. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
8005 At least life didn't give me lemons.... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
8006 These cookies will be the DEATH of me, but I just can't help myself 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
8007 Finally! The details. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
8008 But, they’re organic, dear 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
8009 Evidently our car’s warranty has expired. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
8010 What do we make with these lemons Death has offered us hun ? Because life obviously didn't offer us these lemons . 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
8011 Ah yes, it’s called UDeath Eats, heard about it last week 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
8012 Seriously, I read in Twitter that this new lemonade only diet is all we need to stay healthy, nothing more. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
8013 Honey, look at these perfectly executed muffins from our neighbor! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8014 His makes pink lemonade. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8015 Maybe he can give these back to “Life”. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8016 It's organic. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8017 I’m skeptical, but what the hell? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8018 He said we should make vodka martinis. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8019 Go ahead. Make the lemonade. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8020 Pierogis from that cute little shop around the corner. They’re amazing. Try one! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8021 When life gives you AIDS, death gives you lemons. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8022 His post covid numbers are down. My ad agency is helping him with some new marketing ideas. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8023 We reap what we sow, sure you've heard. And I'm sowing sourdough now, for a better deal down the road. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8024 ... make Mountain Dew. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8025 You try the 1st muffin, dear. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8026 “I think we make lemoncello. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8027 have some potatoes ahahaha 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8028 I’m sorry, Sweetheart.. . .I know what to do when LIFE hands you lemons. But this.?! 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
8029 He says the devil food ones are to die for! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8030 These are from Mitch McConnell‘s wife. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8031 Root vegetables from his garden plot. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8032 He said these are for you. Where you're going someday you'll need to make lots of lemonade to quench your thirst and cool down! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8033 I tried burnt offerings but he likes the jelly doughnuts better. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8034 I guess we should make him some lemonade…maybe then he’ll go away. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8035 How do I tell him I’m allergic to lemons? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8036 Are you certain you need lemonade? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8037 When Death hands you lemons, no amount of lemonade is going to help. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8038 I won the chess game! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8039 We’ll let your mother try it first. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8040 When death hands you lemons, tart it up! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8041 On second thought, I'd prefer life give me lemons. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8042 Death gives you lemons 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8043 It’s for the dark lemon recipe. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8044 It’s a shame we’re out of sugar 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8045 I’ve accepted plenty lemons from life 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8046 Would you stop worrying, Brenda. He said they were definitely not poisoned. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8047 When death gives you lemons, make poison. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8048 Can you get my wallet, Honey? I promised Death I’d buy some lemons for his next fundraiser, apparently it’s called Covid21. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8049 Life only had avocados Honey. So I had to ask Death a last minute favor! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8050 You said we needed to start planning for the future. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8051 He really did a number on these lemon bars... 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8052 Eat one with baking soda every morning 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8053 Death said we can do whatever we want with them, it doesn’t have to be lemonade. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8054 I’m just taking the lemons life is is giving me, Sharon. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8055 It's ok, darling. If we were Brazilians, the gift would hydroxychloroquine. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8056 I don’t think there’ll be a problem just this one time” 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8057 It’s to make that soufflé you said you’d trade your soul for 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
8058 Honey, what did the expression say about death handing you lemons? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8059 I didn’t think he’d be the one to pick up pandemic hobbies. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8060 They said "Last Call". We gotta try these.. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8061 what? They’re not from ‘life. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8062 He offered to make the lemonade himself 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8063 Honey, he said they were to die for. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8064 He's apologizing for not getting The Rude Ugly Mean President on Jan. 5th 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
8065 Unfortunately Ken mistook Death for Life and headed off to make lemonade. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
8066 Lets try some. My internet sources say you will live forever! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
8067 We'll be fine. We're both fully vacinated. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
8068 How do I turn the ultimate lemons into fake-news lemonade? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
8069 Aha! Now that Death has given me lemons I shall - (...) try to figure out what I'm supposed to do with them. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
8070 Squeeze me while I kiss the scythe… 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
8071 Where did you think pink lemonade came from? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
8072 Or when death gives you lemons.... 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8073 A little cayenne pepper, maple syrup, and we’re in business. I mean look at these results! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
8074 My dear Janice, when Death gives you lemons, it's best to use them to fade your age spots. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8075 Don't look at me like that. The other guy was out. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8076 Because I didn’t have time to stop. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8077 A lemon a day keeps the Grim Reaper away. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8078 When death hands you lemons,make tracks! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8079 Relax! It's only Greeks we have to beware of! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8080 Good way from having to leave the land" 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8081 It can't be that bad if it helped him to lose weight. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8082 He's out of the Death Cross cookies. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8083 Death by lemons? Now, that's a twist. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8084 Well, looks like we're having lemonade. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8085 I told him that, when it comes to death, I could make lemonade out of lemons. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8086 He said people die for his knishes. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8087 When death gives you lemons? Is that how it goes? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8088 When Death gives you lemons, you may not have enough time left to make lemonade... 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8089 Not to worry. I just use them to put spots on my pants. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8090 A little gluten won’t kill you. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8091 Dear, this is your special devil’s food, right? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8092 Don't look at me like that, Linda. What did you expect me to do...drink my Perrier WITHOUT a lemon wedge? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8093 Remind me, what was wrong with Grubhub? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8094 I told you to peel the lemons, not the guests. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8095 This part of the recipe takes longer, but its worth it. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8096 He says they'll improve our sex life. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8097 There’s no saying about if Death gives you a lemon! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8098 He says these scones will do us in. So do you want the almond or the plain? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8099 Moma's Lemon Puffs are to Die for. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8100 Buying some time with Auntie’s scones 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8101 I may never get a chance to say "no thank you" again. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8102 I’ve heard that … but in this case I’d actually forego the lemonade as well 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8103 Life's lemonade wasn't that good so I'm trying a new brand. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8104 They tell me his scones are to die for. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8105 This is how pink lemonade came to be. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8106 When death hands you lemons, you make lemoncillo 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8107 No extra charge. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
8108 I hope these lemons don't mean we are going to die. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8109 He's just trying to make a living. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8110 Death gives me lemons. Make lemonade. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8111 He asked if we had a pool. What was I supposed to say? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8112 Ever heard of Deadible Arrangements? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8113 We have lots of eggs. How about a lemon meringue pie? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8114 His “pastries are to die for” is a figure of speech… Isn’t it?? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8115 Let's make limoncello. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8116 He says 'Lemon Ale'?" @sam_eyebeam_hurt @newyorkermag @newyorkercartoon 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8117 Let's take a break, see you in heaven. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8118 Well life never actually gave us any lemons so let’s just say thank you and make a drink for our guest. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8119 He says these are from your Mom 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8120 See honey, Atkins diet can't be THAT bad if Death is also doing it 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8121 Should we invite the neighbors? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8122 He'll be covering my projects during Summer vacation... 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8123 He IS our neighbor, after all 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8124 Everything is for sale these days 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8125 Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening hasn't it? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8126 Of course they’re not poisoned, that would be more work for him 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8127 So lemonade is out of the question 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8128 Don't tell anyone we got these lemons from death 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8129 This doesn't look like it, but LemonPrime does have its perks 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8130 What does CSA stand for again? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8131 He’s teaching me about autophagy, dear. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8132 We’re going to need vodka with tnis lemonade. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8133 life needs a better designer, honey 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
8134 Let's make sure they get a 5-star rating for customer service 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8135 Can I offer you an eye drop muffin? .. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8136 When hell is giving you lemons but do we need more 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8137 Honey, I think he might be foreshadowing our death 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8138 You said, ‘be neighborly,’ 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8139 Your cousin misunderstood the invite asking all guests to please wear a mask….. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8140 But his empanadas are to die for Karen... 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
8141 What can it hurt? It’s free 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
8142 When Death gives you lemons, you know you're meant to make Limoncello. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
8143 He's the food tester. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
8144 He suggests lemon meringue pie. I'm good with that. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8145 I'm paying it forward. I'm helping Death make lemonade with Life's lemons. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8146 When the Grim Reaper gives you lemons… 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8147 He's thinking he'll get some lemonade out of this, but he obviously hasn't paid much attention to the proverb. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8148 These BBQ'd turkey Pope's Noses are killing!! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8149 He says these are Sweeney Todd day old meat pies. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8150 These crabs are to die for. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8151 ...you make one last martini. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8152 If you really want to know if they’re gluten free , you’ll have to ask “ 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8153 Didn't you say lemmings? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8154 Of course, lemonade's out, but we both love your lemon meringue pie. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8155 But is it good for the juice? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8156 He says that the hors d'oeuvres are to die for 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8157 Didn't Life give you those as a present last week? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8158 But honey, I heard his empanadas were to die for. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8159 What do I do when death gives me lemons? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8160 Here’s the thing Jean - ever since you went TikTok viral you’ve been a real bitch. So I thought you’d make it up today by squeezing me some fresh lemonade. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8161 A Peace Offering? We have made enough lemonade when Covid gave us 1M Lemons 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8162 Mild or hot and spicy? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8163 We make a great team. He hands me these, and I make Lemon Drop Martinis. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8164 Tell him that whatever it is we did not order from him and he can come back in 60 years!! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8165 How does that saying end again? After Life Gives You Lemons? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8166 I'll make a batch of lemoncide. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8167 He says he's sorry about the pandemic and want to offer us these buboe fritters. He says they're fried in canola oil. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8168 Let me guess -- this is one of our dinner guests that you had only met virtually? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8169 I assume this is not one of those times you make lemonade. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8170 But I heard his bacon cheese burgers are out of this world. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8171 I get it, but these are gluten free. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8172 For my last supper: fresh-squeezed lemonade 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8173 'It's just lunch" 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8174 When Death gives you lemons, kill the summer heat with a fresh squeezed lemonade, my dear! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8175 But what am I supposed to do when death gives me lemons? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8176 Don’t fear the reaper, they said. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8177 …it passed through some jobs that were real lemons. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8178 I thought Life was supposed to be giving us away. Can't believe we have to settle for Death. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8179 He says they grew to a ripe old age. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8180 Let us give death some lemons this time. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8181 I don't know what it means but he keeps doing it. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8182 You know, "Meyer" are technically oranges, so we should be good. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8183 Frankly I'm not sure what to do with these... but I'll take them. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8184 He recommends hot water and lemon first thing in the morning 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8185 So I just chopped the heads off and they looked like baby Yoda. Kinda discovered it by accident. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
8186 Because of supply chain issues, we’re getting our lemons from Death now. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8187 These goodies will be the death of me. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8188 What do you make when death hands you lemons? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8189 He says they have no fat or sugar and they are super delicious. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8190 Do you still make lemonade when Death gives you lemons? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8191 It would be rude to say no. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8192 He's not being proud, so neither am I. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8193 He says it's an upscale last meal. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
8194 We know what they say when life hands you lemons,what do they say when Death hands you lemons? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8195 Let's make lemonade while we can? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8196 Looks like he's got the Scurvy, so I thought some vitamin C might cheer him up... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8197 OK, I know what you do when life gives you lemons… 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
8198 No sweat! It's only a teaser! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8199 It can't be bad. Only life gives you lemons. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8200 Ooh, I’ve been dying to try this killer lemonade recipe! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8201 He says they'll help you pucker up when he kisses you. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8202 They're burnt. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8203 You only said what to do when life hands me lemons 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8204 These empanadas are Divine. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8205 I know, I was supposed to make lemonade, but I’m using them as a bargaining chip. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8206 Death is more petty than I would have excepted 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8207 You know, you could learn to be a little more optimistic. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
8208 Please don’t eat them. They’re for your funeral. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8209 Honey,look at this now...as if it wasn't enough that life gave us lemons! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
8210 - Fancy a pie ? Finally we don’t have to make any more lemonade ! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8211 I know the 2020 lemonade was undrinkable but let’s just try and make some for 2021, honey. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8212 Not sure if I should have tipped more or checked the organic option 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8213 I only know what to do when life hands you lemons. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
8214 Can you preserve these for me? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
8215 When death gives you lemons, make limeade. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8216 No worries, they’re vegan. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8217 The muffins are killer, dear. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
8218 Honey I heard this dish is to die for. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8219 Don't be grim, Thanie. Mr. Reaper offers oleander cakes every day. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8220 Martha, le mon die 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8221 Do we take them? I really don’t know what to do. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8222 Now the pandemic is over Grim Reaper has a lot of time on his hands to make lemon cocktails. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8223 Wait…are these Meyer or Sorrento lemons? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
8224 Well there’s no precedent! And I’m more in the mood for French 75s. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8225 Yes I’m aware these came from Deaths kitchen. I’m hoping that if I eat one it will kill me, because I’m too scared to just tell you that I don’t love you anymore and want a divorce. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
8226 Look, dear. Someone else who took up baking during the pandemic. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8227 Not smart to refuse a friendly gesture! Dave Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8228 They are non GMO, no sugar, no artificial color, no preservatives, and no nutritional value. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8229 It's a public service announcement about vitamin C." 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8230 He says the Meyer lemons are really good this time of year. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8231 What should you do when Death gives you lemons? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8232 Make lemonade?! That’s when LIFE gives you lemons! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8233 He says that they are called "Death by Chocolate"......no harm in that is there? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8234 I ordered these to keep on hand for uninvited dinner guests. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8235 If we're vaccinated, when death gives us lemons, we can make lemonade! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8236 Come on, Sharon, he says they're gluten-free! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8237 Now even the Grim Reaper has a Welcome Wagon. Progress! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8238 When death gives you lemons , make pie. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8239 What…he said they’re to die for. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8240 No thanks. I'm saving myself for dessert. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8241 He says he’ll leave us alone if we just make him some lemonade. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8242 These Scones with clotted cream are to die for 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8243 Get some cups; I'll make the lemonade. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8244 He says he'll make the lemonade so that you won't need to bother about the beverages for the wake. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8245 When death gives you lemons, make realllllly slow brewed lemonade. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8246 Really. I thought you said you'd find a little reefer for us! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8247 It’s devils food cake! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8248 Guess life died. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8249 Can you make lemonade? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8250 His job makes him very thirsty, and he likes my lemonade. What am I going to do… say no? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8251 It looks just like Mom’s devils food cake 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8252 I’ve heard his cooking is to die for 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8253 Don't worry, I'm sure he's vaccinated. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8254 How fast can you whip up some lemon-aid? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8255 He is trying to make amends for the harm he has caused mankind. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8256 Chef’s kiss. Of death. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8257 My lovely wife Persephone suggests adding some pomegranate juice. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8258 I bake these every year, and so far, it's working. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8259 I think we'll be safe if we each take one now, another in a month. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
8260 They say when Death gives you lemons, make Lemongina. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8261 I’d rather take lemons 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8262 If they're good enough for him, they're good enough for me. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8263 Sometimes life skips you and gives Death the lemons. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8264 when death gives you lemons, make vodka sodas 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8265 -I asked if there were going to be appetizers while we wait. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8266 They’re limes, Tiffany, don’t worr 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8267 How was I supposed to know he was gluten free? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8268 So what, I'll make margaritas and caipirinhas, even if it is the last thing I do in my life! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8269 I think he has changed after getting through this tough times. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8270 Oh for f**k sake, what now!? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8271 Honey I distinctly remember you only said 6 lemons 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8272 Yes I know, but this guy knows how to harvest 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8273 What was it called that thing we do when death gives us lemons? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8274 Honestly, Deborah, your Covid jokes are starting to get weird. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8275 . Hi, I'm JB. Have some free Healthcare. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8276 Death as a service lets you schedule the end much more conveniently than the traditional brick & mortar & brimstone endings 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
8277 how about a quick Lemonade 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
8278 It’s ok, we’re making mocktails! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
8279 When he hands you lemons you make a wonderful chicken piccata . 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8280 He said our Country Time is up. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8281 His partner Chuck baked these to welcome us to the block,” Jerry said loudly to his wife, then leaned in close to her and whispered, “I tried one—it’s super dry.” Jerry looked over at his new neighbor, the man’s expression souring. Shit, he’d heard 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8282 HE SAYS THESE ARE FRESHLY-KILLED. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8283 He says it's "something by chocolate." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
8284 I have a killer lemonade recipe. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8285 I guess we'll make lem-on-Hades, Martha. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8286 Lookee here, I’m so glad we can get free samples again! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8287 Sorry to crowd you, but it's Friday and almost sundown 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8288 Did he say ' Just like his grandmother used to make? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8289 When life serves you lemons, make lemonade. What do we do when death serves them to us? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8290 I should ask him if they’re gluten-free 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8291 Well, yes, they have a bitter aftertaste. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8292 Honey, he’s dying for you to make some lemonade 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8293 But the muffins are still warm! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8294 Being overly hungry for dinner out has created some challenges for our staff. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8295 I think it’s a fair trade. Your soul for the good of my son’s lemonade stand. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8296 Hey, if death gives you lemons... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8297 Honey,I told you to stop ordering from Death’s Doorbell Dash 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8298 You'll be able to sell lemonade to cover the funeral 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
8299 These sweet buns will be the death of me! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8300 I’m sorry I didn’t offer any to you first, he just looks so hungry. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8301 I have a feeling these were regifted. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8302 I don,t know, He says they're killers 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8303 Well, these look like they're to die for. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8304 I hope you have a good lemonade recipe 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
8305 Well, it's the thought that counts. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8306 I was going to make lemonade. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8307 Their unconditional satisfaction guarantee is 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, or it's on us!' so I figured I'd give it a shot. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8308 You have to kill to get these lemons! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8309 Do you have change for the tip? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8310 I change vaccines for lemonade 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8311 No, Karen, you make lemonade when LIFE hands you lemons. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8312 Honey, did you say you wanted the empanadas with pico de Gallo? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8313 Honey at least he’s wearing a mask 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8314 Do you have any Stevia? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8315 Gee Roseline! Would you give it a break.. Enough with the conspiracy theories already. We can all get a squeeze out of this. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
8316 He says his brother is on vacation but wanted to give us these. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8317 They’re from McAfee... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8318 Jennifer fetch the gin 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8319 What? You said you wanted to shop more local… 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8320 This fellow needs to put a little meat on his bones. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8321 YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, DEAR 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8322 Did we ever get that blender fixed? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8323 At least I'll die happy - his muffins are fantastic! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
8324 I’m going back to Life. He’s literally holding a skythe and not one of these is chopped. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
8325 He says he read on the internet that there's 6 evidence-based health benefits of lemons. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8326 He bakes Gluten-free when he’s not reaping 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
8327 When he came for grandpa, I convinced him of a career change as a gardener 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8328 Just wait till you taste this lemonade to die for. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
8329 is: would it be rude to tell him they look like him warmed over? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
8330 We only use Life’s lemons for our closest friends 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
8331 But they are organic, from Sicily... 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
8332 I'm curious. When Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. What am I supposed to do with these? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8333 Your grandmother didn't believe in burial, but she was very fond of meat pies. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
8334 I told you there's nothing humiliating about giving up your passion for an honest wage. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8335 He said for six of your lemon butter biscuits, we would have Covid 19 immunity. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
8336 He’s just welcoming us to the neighborhood. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8337 These lemons cause instant death but I do love a free lemon. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8338 No, that's life, dear. When death gives you lemons, pay him $20 and run like hell. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8339 But they're non-GMO! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8340 Over my dead body, I'll have one. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8341 So your wish finally came true! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
8342 He says the blueberry scones are to die for. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8343 How long does it take to make lemonade? Long enough to call the insurance agent and renew that term policy? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8344 To think I've been avoiding death all this time. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8345 How bad can they be? He says they're gluten free! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8346 Dear, the policy is the upper-right drawer in the desk. Can't believe he's brought my favorite! Can't knock his customer service skills, can you dear? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8347 I've heard that his scones have gone viral 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
8348 But it's free lemonade dear! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8349 When death hands you a lemon, make lemonade. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8350 He says,Harold Ross is turning over in his grave. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
8351 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8352 Life gave me rotten lemons, what else am I supposed to do? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8353 I really think it’s time we try someone else’s lemons 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
8354 Guess this is the last lame birthday party you'll be throwing 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8355 Making lemonade is hardly the point. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
8356 half baked. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
8357 No, these are probably demons. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8358 This motherfucker… 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8359 I don’t know WHAT to make with these. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8360 Now, in other circumstances, I'd make lemonade, but in this case, I'm thinking fruitcake. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8361 She says it’s an old family recipe, “Death Warmed Over.” 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8362 If life gets tough, make lemonade. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8363 There are worse ways to die. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
8364 Just set them next to the blood sausage. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8365 This is the last one - he starts franchising tomorrow. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8366 He heard my lemon tarts are to die for 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8367 With all these vaccine lotteries now, The Grim Reaper had to get his own incentive program going...:) 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8368 Is it just me, or does life look a bit grim today? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8369 He says to just replace the sugar with arsenic. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8370 I got a great deal on the lemons. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8371 It’s okay, honey: I saw this in a Pixar movie. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8372 It’s not a pyramid scheme, honey! He swore on his grave. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8373 Does these pants make my butt look big? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8374 Hey, I’m your new neighbor! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8375 Lemon Hell Bun my dear? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8376 When life gives you lemons. (You sure you don’t need these, hon?) 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8377 Women: he is the death, dont take his lemons. Man: oh, honey, i know, but we could make a good lemonade out of it! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8378 Hey, Karen, it’s fine, he’s come to apologize for stealing your bitterness. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8379 Honey, don’t worry they’re grass fed gluten free lemons. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8380 A juicer was just too expensive, Sharon. This guy takes Venmo and his scythe has great reviews. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8381 Eve these Meyer lemons are to die for. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
8382 He says these are on special 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8383 When Death gives you lemons, make a Twisted Tea 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8384 They told me to order the “lemon chill” 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8385 I wonder what you make in this scenario. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
8386 Hey, so I heard you were on a diet. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8387 What’s life without lemons? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8388 And now, we reap what we sowed 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8389 Honey, I don’t care who they’re from. Free lemons are free lemons. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8390 It's fine we can regift them 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8391 Try ‘em! They are to die for! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8392 Perfect for my "Eat Right for My Blood Type" diet! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8393 These are well suited for hard lemonade. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8394 If life gives you lemons… 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8395 I’m dying to try these! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8396 Forbidden foods for my thoughts.... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8397 I think I'll just make lemonade and hope he doesn't notice 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8398 He claims these are killer turnovers. Should we buy a couple? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8399 He says tomorrow night is fine. And he suggests steak tartare. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8400 This guy's scones are to die for. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8401 I'll make lemonade. No other way to play it. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8402 He says they’re called “Inevitable burgers.” 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8403 He says, "No lemonade, just pucker up." 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8404 Actually, we might be OK . . . the plate is made in China. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8405 Life? Death? I just feel like some lemonade. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8406 I'm not hungry, dear. Perhaps you'd like to try one? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
8407 This is what happens when you don't shut up about your "out of this world" lemonade. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8408 The ones made with his blackening spice are to die for. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
8409 He says these variants are fresh out of the oven 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
8410 Look Hon, Death made some sourdough rolls too! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
8411 He says Tom Collins was unavailable. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8412 When life gives you lemons... well,you know the rest. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8413 But he says they're gluten- and dairy-free. I'm sure they're safe. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8414 Don't mention it, I hear she's had a rough year. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
8415 Get the sugar, Janet. I'll make lemonade. We could use some refreshments where we're going. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8416 He said they were gluten free. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8417 Take it easy, honey. It's just a matter of diversifying your income. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8418 when death gives you lemons make a “caipirinha “right darling!? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
8419 I told you life’s moved onto bigger things, yesterday it was lemons, now it’s tangerines 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8420 Why would you want 12 lemons?” “Because I’m making a 12 lemon centerpiece 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8421 I thought the phrase was “when life gives you lemons??”. Guess death is here to prove us wrong yet again 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8422 When life gives you lemons make lemonade with honey . 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
8423 I hear they’re deadly good lemons…” 🍋☠ 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8424 Forget the lemonade Susan, do you see who this is? Get the cocktail glasses 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8425 Honey do you know where the lemon squeezer is? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8426 It’s been a while since we invited someone over 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8427 Welcome neighbors 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8428 Let’s see how death deals with life’s lemons! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8429 Are you sure? I thought the expression was "if life gives you lemons". 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8430 So he says he started baking these empanadas during the 1918 pandemic and just never stopped. Says their filled with some tasty mushrooms. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8431 Not “Death by Chocolate” again. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8432 I tried telling him I'm allergic but he's really persistent. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8433 It's too late now honey. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
8434 What do you think I should do honey? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8435 Honey, these are lemons from death. Are you sure you want them?! Babe, why not? Can it be worse than my life now?! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8436 well at least we can have lemonade first 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8437 He said sorry for your loss. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
8438 He said if we give him our lemons he could squeeze the life out of them and give us the lemonade - honestly we’d really be reaping the benefits of this deal 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8439 There were out of lemon-pop-sicles, but not lemon-death-scythes. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
8440 I told him your mother has the sweet tooth in the family." 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
8441 I know, but his barbecue is to die for! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
8442 He says it's his way of dealing with post-pandemic anxiety, but I'm a little concerned about the ingredients. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
8443 Let's make a Brazilian caipirinha. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
8444 Yeah, but what about when DEATH hands you lemons? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
8445 Hellish Hot! 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
8446 I keep telling him after 16 months of lemonade, thanks to his daily gift, we’ve never felt better! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
8447 Should we make sure they are gluten free? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
8448 Death wispers: If we take all the lemons now, we won't have to make lemonade later. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
8449 Don’t worry I’ll be back later for the squeeze 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
8450 Here comes the bitter part of this ‘bitter sweet symphony’, darling. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
8451 Our lucky day, Eve! First, the apple, then this! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8452 A baker’s dozen is the way to go. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8453 It's a gift sent by my my ex-wife. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8454 He says these are the fruits of my labors. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8455 These muffins are to die for! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8456 Well it's not life giving me lemons, so I'll make what I want. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8457 I guess you better go get the tequila.. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8458 Gluten Free? I think not 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
8459 Says he’s working from home now 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8460 I guess when death hands you lemons, you make a gimlet 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8461 I'm sick to death of these chicken sandwich wars! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8462 He calls them death by chocolate croissants. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8463 You better get the vodka. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8464 Today's CNN headline was: "California's historic drought is causing drinking water to taste like dirt. Just 'add lemon,' officials say." 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8465 He says he smoked them for a 1000 years and the flavor is to die for. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
8466 Uh oh, we'd better quick go make some lemonade. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8467 I suppose we should still make lemonade. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8468 Unfortunately, I don't think we have time to make lemonade. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8469 Darling, we have parting gifts-shall I pick one lemon or two? ” 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8470 I think we are supposed to make limoncello this time 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8471 I’ve been dying for fresh lemonade. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8472 I’m sorry darling, but even lemons taste less sour than your lips as my dying wish. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8473 I left my juicer on the other side 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8474 White Elephants really are a life-saver! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8475 Life was too short, so I asked him to pick these for us. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8476 betsy, i told you, we need to be adaptable. the kids just aren’t into the same lemonade you and i grew up on. @callahandalyjudge 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8477 We might as well make this lemonade boozy… 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
8478 When life gives you lemons, you sell them to death. A deal worth dying for... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
8479 But honey, it’s my favorite, devil’s food cake. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8480 Blue Apron has a new delivery option. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
8481 Fortunately we have had both of our2-Covid shots so that we can possibly taste his baked goods! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8482 These should be sweet - only Life's ones are sour 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8483 When death gives you lemons... make sure they're not poisoned. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8484 Oh no, Bill...you give those right back! I'm done making lemonade out of all of this COVAAADE... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8485 In anticipation of herd immunity kicking-in, he has decided to explore other career options. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8486 These are to die for, so the weight comes right off. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8487 I chose trans-fat cookies over the scythe 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8488 Try one, Helen. His biscuits are to die for. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8489 Something's wrong here, Ed. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8490 Honey, you must have a different interpretation of 'when life gives you lemons' 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8491 Someone tried to cancel July 4th so I hired them to serve 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8492 You’ll love these but He wants the plate back. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8493 But he doesn't have any limes!! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8494 Look, Hon! He brought us hot cross buns! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8495 Do you think seven will be enough for your family? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8496 Quick, we need a counter offer. And don’t give me that lemonade routine. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8497 It's some sort of a shell game he wants us to play 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8498 Honey, I know I said I could die for some samosas from India Palace but this is not what I meant. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8499 He wants us to grill these livers for him. That okay? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
8500 The dealership is going to be number one in sales this quarter. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8501 ...so then I thought: 'Hey, why not 'pay it forward?' 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8502 Sylvia, look, I found hell sweetie, your wish came true 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
8503 But it’s 86 lemons, honey. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8504 Darling, maybe it's just the remainder promo campaign from last Halloween? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8505 Trust me. These are the ones we need for "adult lemonade." When he gives you something to sign just write down your sister's name. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8506 Honey, I've got a deadly recipe for limoncello! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8507 It turns out the lemonade makes you 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8508 oh hey, covid-19 is over, do you want to get cake together? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8509 The choice between life and death is sour 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8510 I know that kind of diagnosis is never good, but look on the bright side, you'll finally have that alone time you wanted 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8511 Death is giving me lemons now, do i add vodka and make a lemon drop? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8512 When death gives you lemons, make lemonade too. it works the same. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8513 Susan.. I know about Life. But, what is to be done if Death gives you lemons? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8514 Look, the buoyancy of citrus might be the only aid we get against the impending global flood. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8515 He keeps bringing me turds. I can’t tell if this is performance art or a nervous breakdown. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
8516 I told him I have gastritis, so its your turn Honey! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8517 Hellen, help me here... Tell him; Are these or are they not the sweetest and most vivid things on this property? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
8518 He said we were supposed to bring the tequila. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8519 Don”t worry. You’re very skinny. That doesn’t kill, it makes you fat. Carlos Maranhão São Paulo, Brazil 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8520 When Death hands you lemons,it's time to make martinis - lots of them. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8521 He grows these lemons in the Hollywood hills -- easy for him to blend in. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8522 Try one, honey. He says they’re to die for! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8523 Apparently when Death gives you lemons, you’re supposed to make limoncello. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8524 Something tells me these aren't gluten free 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8525 It's fine honey! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8526 It's a dinner to die for. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8527 Our new neighbor says his muffin recipe is 'To die for'. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
8528 Do you care for a fortune cookie? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8529 We might make lemonade. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8530 Let’s hope he doesn’t move in next door. . . 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8531 But he guarantees they are gluten-free 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8532 i just know these are going to be dry 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8533 The underworld is having a bake sale. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8534 He was coming here anyway. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8535 He says it’s for cancer but i’m not sure what he means by “for”. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8536 Return to the office 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8537 When death gives you lemons, you make a tart right? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8538 But he said it'll only cost me my soul. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8539 What's the probelm? You had asked me to shop local, so I bought the mangoes directly from the 'Reaper'! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
8540 I’d hate for them to go to waste? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
8541 When life gives you too many lemons, you know what’s around the corner. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8542 They’re free. What could go wrong? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
8543 They're Meyer lemons. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8544 What if one gets a lemon in the Garden of Love? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
8545 I know, honey, but everyone said his turnovers are to die for! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
8546 Let’s see what he makes of these now that the transplant was a success. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
8547 There's no such thing as a free gift 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
8548 He says we can benefit from them, Eve”… “We just need a lemon press and things will workout just fine” … “trust me, let’s trust him, it’s definitely not like the apples before. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
8549 One for the road then! Honey, fetch us some salt and your killer tequila, would ya? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
8550 They never said what to do when 'death' gives you lemons. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
8551 How nice, I thought death only gives you maggots! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8552 How nice. Your mother brought us poisoned lemons. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8553 He says they’re vegetarian … but still killer-tasty. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8554 So… what about when death gives you lemons? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8555 don't worry, zombie brains are gluten free 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
8556 Apparently they're individual 'death by chocolate' pastries. Want one? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8557 It was either a plate of your scones, or I would have to beat him in a game of chess and we both know how that would go. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8558 ’When Death gives you lemons you make marmalade. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8559 It's okay honey, I invited him, and look he brought death cakes. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8560 Its a special promotional offer if we respond in the next 24 hours. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8561 i know they are bad for your health, but they're tasty. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8562 Humor him, we can give them to the neighbors. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8563 Your pastries didn't all get eaten at the office party. He can put them to good use. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8564 Nope,no apples here. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8565 I'm guessing lemon morgue pie. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8566 This should help in our sour of need. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
8567 Shall we ask him to slice them up for us? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8568 Support Local Businesses, Kathy! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8569 I insist you be the first to try one, my dear. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8570 Filet of soul. It's to die for. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8571 You see, we need funds for major expansion... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8572 Well, honey, we can take our chances. You know, here today, gone tomorrow. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8573 I'm guessing lemonade. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8574 But they're to die for! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8575 You CAN make lemonade out of lemons - right?!? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8576 Aren't you deathly allergic to lemons? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8577 Ssshhhh! I’m getting all of them for $24 in trinkets! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8578 He says they're from a special recipe handed down through the ages from Claudius. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
8579 You’re not Beyoncé, Ted! Enough with the Master Cleanse! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8580 Honey, this very nice gentleman is offering us some lemons. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8581 Posion is better than decapitation 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8582 What should I do, there's no saying for this. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8583 Suddenly I'm craving limoncello. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8584 A few extra pounds won't kill me. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8585 It’s your mother’s cookies 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8586 well honey, these lemons look delicious. so yes, i really am going to take them 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
8587 It's just Craig from next door bringing over lemons. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8588 Well darling, shall we make lemonade? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8589 I hear these pierogis are to die for. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8590 He says they are preserved lemons - all the rage where he is from 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8591 Souls anyone? I have way too many. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8592 I guess we make lemon-flavored Four Loko? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
8593 It's the Bread of Death! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8594 Even those who have gone to do good are looked at with suspicion 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8595 Don't tell him,they're to die for. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
8596 What exactly do you mean by "You're taking the bait?" 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8597 He says we might as well take the delicious high calorie one, as the grim reaper will get you anyway. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8598 Mortadella sandwiches are still just baloney in my book 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
8599 I know one maxim is When Life gives you lemons...make lemonade but what's the saying when Death does it? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
8600 Hey, you know what they say about getting handed lemons--- let's make some lemonade! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8601 I know what to do when Life gives me lemons, but Death... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8602 When Death gives you lemons, make...Zima? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8603 No matter who it is, if somebody gives you a lemon, make lemonade. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
8604 Would you like an angel of death cake? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8605 We should make lemonade...Now! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8606 So,what am I supposed to do when death gives me lemons? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
8607 here's a gift, now please take my wife away from me. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8608 Trust me. He's an expert at turning lemons into lemonade. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8609 I'm just dying to try this. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8610 Maybe you should try one first. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8611 Don't worry, I'm not biting. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8612 It's all just bones, not even any skin. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8613 ‘Souls just aren’t worth what they used to be huh?’ 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8614 What? Life also takes lemons. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8615 I heard Lyme disease leads to Death but this is ridiculous. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8616 You know what they say, honey... “when Death gives you sweet potatoes, you reap what you sow..” 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8617 I asked him last week for oranges, this shipping container shortage will be the d 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8618 Man, I'd kill for some lemonade! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8619 It's delicious darling, I swear 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8620 I don’t know honey, but I’m assuming if they’re from Death you make lemon drop martinis. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8621 Honey, look how good a year he’s had. “”We can make lemonade for years 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8622 It's called insurance Karen, look it up? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8623 I told you we should have invited the Millers 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
8624 You really need to stop splitting hairs, and focus on the fact that we’ve solved our lemonade problem. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8625 I get it. Margaritas call for limes but what’s the worst that can happen? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8626 But, honey, his lemons are just to die for! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8627 But, honey, empanadas are my favorite. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
8628 First wave, banana bread. Next wave, lemon drizzle cake? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8629 I’m going to need sugar and water, but hey, I’m not cryin’ 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8630 Man I hate opposite day 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8631 When it is Death that hands you the lemons, is is still okay to make lemonade? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8632 I think the saying goes… make clam sauce. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8633 They are labeled organic after all. . 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8634 I was serious — life is dead to me. Honey, please. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
8635 'He says sell by dates are overrated' 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8636 It’s okay honey, he’s just a senile old guy that thinks it’s Halloween 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8637 Honey, he says he's gluten free 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8638 As long as there is no GMO's 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8639 Dolores, I asked you for a zester, not a reaper ... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8640 He says I have AIDS… and I should make some lemonAIDS. @sarahkatesilverman 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8641 C'mon... When is he ever coming back? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8642 He says to try these with our Corona. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8643 What do you do when death gives you lemons, say thanks? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8644 Everyone used to say that he grows the best lemons ever 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8645 Does the social convention allow me to take the whole plate? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
8646 He says Paul Hollywood sold his soul for this recipe. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
8647 Hey they’re blueberry. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
8648 Myrtle, these scones will be the death of me. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8649 Don’t look a gift hors d’oeuvre in the jawbone. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
8650 Ready to make us a fresh pitcher of lemonade, Dear? Perhaps, we should add a spot of brandy to it. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
8651 Is he trying to make a lemmings offering? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8652 It's ok to take one. I'm no stranger to death. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8653 I love fried chicken but if I have some, you won’t tell our new air fryer will you ? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8654 Apparently, he got tired of life always serving up the lemons. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8655 They say fresh lemon juice can reduce burn pain David Chan, Brookline, MA. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
8656 Maybe we could bury them to make a new hedge 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8657 Hey, Sugar, we can make lemonade! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8658 I was always more of a meringue pie guy anyway. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8659 His lemon muffins are to die for! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8660 ‘Would you care for a rollover, Susan?’ 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8661 When Death gives you lemons, make some limonc-hell-o 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
8662 Death limes?? You grab the tequila; I’ll get the salt. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8663 « He said it was ok if it was limoncello, darling“ 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
8664 We Get This Delicious Meal iF we Sell Out, LeTZ take thE Shot and Eat, Drink & bE MerrY⁉️Political HaCk❗ 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
8665 They have the covid vaccine added - says he's just exhausted 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
8666 When death hands you lemons, make demonade. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8667 I would like a glass of wine with my last supper 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8668 When the Grim Reaper gives us lemons, are we still supposed to make lemonade? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8669 I know when life gives you lemons you’re supposed to make lemonade, but this is completely new territory for me. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8670 It's either these underripe lemons or the scythe. Go get the sugar and set an extra chair." 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8671 Do we have enough whiskey for Blind Lemon Sours? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8672 We might as well try his muffins, before he gets in the wrong mood 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8673 Look, a DIY lemonade kit! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8674 It’s the Reaper’s turn to bring fruit salad to the neighborhood picnic. He chose to bring a plate of lemons. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8675 " should we accept our neigbors muffins? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8676 Now,aren't you glad we kept a skeleton crew! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8677 Well, honey, you know what they say. “When death gives you lemons, make lemonade.” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8678 I only know what to do when life serves me lemons. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8679 It's time to make lemonade! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8680 Dig out the juicer, hon. Lemonade's better than the alternative. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8681 It's death calling, but the fried chicken is worth it. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8682 I don't think I'll be making lemonade today, honey. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
8683 I don't think they have lemonade where he's from. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
8684 Your ass is killing me in a good way. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8685 I figured Door Dashing lemons from The Death Cafe was appropriate after receiving news that we are going back work at the office. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
8686 Well, as soon as life gave them to me I thought "I can turn this around, worst case scenario I'll already have a friend... there" 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8687 Try these before my next visit" 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8688 It’s just like bleach, only for millennials 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8689 Life can't give you lemons before your wife approves it 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8690 Not what I had in mind when he said, “low hanging fruit in Florida.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8691 You know what they say: When death hands you a batch of lemons . . . 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8692 This feels familiar 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8693 You told Life we would do it for him, now everybody just expects it. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8694 Forget lemonade, where’s the vodka? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8695 When death give you lemons, hopefully it’s garbage day. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8696 The decor is bland but the lemons are to die for. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8697 When death gives you lemons, make tequila. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8698 You better go get some sugar or this lemonade is going to suck 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8699 He says these are sweet lemons. Should we try one? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8700 When death hands you lemons, you make a lemoncello that's to die for. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8701 But what do I do when Death gives me lemons? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
8702 He says they're Lemon grenades. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8703 I don't know, what do they say? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8704 I know there OUR lemons Margaret, don't rock the boat. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8705 He said we just can’t add sugar. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8706 Sometimes death gives you lemons.... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8707 He says he'll take either Aunt Agatha's soul or her lemonade recipe. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8708 Lemon tart, I guess. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8709 I told you muffins would be the death of me. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8710 If Death gives you lemons,make lemonade anyways. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8711 No, I told him just to bring himself. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8712 He said it’s time we make lemonade. But we may not have time to drink it! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8713 What could possibly be wrong with free food? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8714 Life started charging for them. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8715 Fried or grilled? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
8716 Your mother's looking well. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8717 These were the least zesty they had. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8718 No worries! We'll make lots of lemonade. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8719 When life gives you lemons,must be nice. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8720 When all you have is lemons make lemonade. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8721 He said you can claim this as a tax deduction. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8722 Simple Simon met a Pie Man going to the fair. Said Simon to the Pie Man, Let me taste your ware. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8723 IT'S ONLY FRUIT 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8724 I’m having major deja vu 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8725 I know it’s a big risk, but you’re being paranoid. I have a feeling this is going to be the best thing that’s ever happened to us. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8726 If you’re supposed to make lemonade when life gives you lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8727 Darling I think he has come from the corporation 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8728 Are you sure about this new elimination diet plan? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
8729 Me: “oh hi neighbor!” Me (aside): “hun, quick, what was the saying for when the reaper gives you lemons?” 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8730 He makes a very good point… It’s not just Life that gives you lemons… 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8731 At least we don’t have to do anything with these. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8732 Well my horoscope did mention that it'll be a sour death. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8733 My lemons are better than his offer 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8734 Do you want the one with fish bones or the one with celery strings? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
8735 He does it all, the appetizers, the light show, the late night heart attack 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
8736 It's what happens if you suck too many 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
8737 Ghost Pepper Scones!!!! And no charge! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
8738 I don't think your new scone recipe is a success. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
8739 It's either accept these baked soul buns or the scythe. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
8740 But he seems like a nice guy and says it won’t kill me. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
8741 He says it’s Larry 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
8742 You should try one. I had these when I was in Argentina. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
8743 Yes dear, apparently this new lemon detox is to die for! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
8744 I've always said, When Death gives you lemons, make lemonade! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8745 Honey, I thought it would be 'fun' to invite him to our "Pot Luck" this afternoon. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8746 It’s a new home delivery service - “Rapid Reaper” 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8747 You're thinking of when Life gives you lemons. . . 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
8748 Can you think of anything witty, ironic or topical to say about a gift of lemons from a ghoul? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
8749 weird thing about lemons— one of the few fruits you shouldn’t fuck 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8750 You were right, after all, dear. Tapas WILL be the death of me. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8751 I know we're supposed to make lemonade when life hands us lemons but what are we supposed to make with these? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8752 Preserve? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
8753 No, I'm pretty sure he said his name was 'Life'. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8754 Huh. You always did say that my bitterness would be the death of me. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
8755 When death gives you lemons, you add vodka. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8756 But what do you do when death gives you them? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8757 You know the old saying, ‘When death gives you lemons…’. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8758 Come on, a last one for the road... 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8759 I think someone messed up, I ordered a bagel with a schmear. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8760 No, not the plate. If you pick up two masks, I will come some years later. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8761 Little gift from Joe and Kamala. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8762 When Death gives you lemons,you better make a killer lemonade. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8763 These are freshly reaped, whole grain! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8764 I'd kill for a drink. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8765 Did you order your Last Meal? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8766 He says its just deserts. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8767 He just wants us to make lemonade. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8768 No, it's 'peaches out in Georgia', not 'lemons out in Florida', you're embarrassing us Bob. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8769 He says they increase your longevity. What do you think? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
8770 Honey, it's the summer promotion for the best sweets in town, you get 6 and pay 4! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8771 But I always make lemonade when Life gives them to me! What harm could there be? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8772 I can tell by his expression, they're not gluten free. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8773 I know it didn’t go so well for me, but I really think hydrogen peroxide would give you a better result. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8774 I'm just offering him some marijuana cookies to get him to relax. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
8775 Broiled, fresh-squeezed, or pie-in-the-sky? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8776 He said he grew too many. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
8777 'You know, I've never had limeade before.' 'Ugh, it's worse than lemonade, just kill me now.' 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8778 But, he brought bread! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8779 I know they're limes hun. I have an idea." - Carlos 'Danny' Herrera, 193 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8780 When you realise that even Death gets his share of sour lemons. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8781 I was dead serious, the reaping was so good this year ! We are making one killer lemonade 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
8782 When death gives you lemons … get a lemon White Claw 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8783 Honey let consume what ever QAnon is serving! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8784 Darling, know your allergies before stepping anywhere near these babies 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8785 Honey. I know he's giving me a full tray, but I'll just take one. It's not going to kill me. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8786 but they said we don’t need a mask anymore 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
8787 'I'm not courting him in THAT way dear' 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8788 I used to have a zest for life 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8789 I'm passing the gift of life to death 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8790 The fuck you lookin at? Keep stepping bitch 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8791 Why do I keep submitting these? “I trust him.” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8792 Kids are dying to work in the new economy AND we've got lemons delivered to our door! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
8793 This certainly can’t be good for the economy 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8794 I know who he is, but if we refuse, he has a scythe. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8795 Meyer's lemons are always welcome as house gifts, so this is the perfect poison pill 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8796 I am guessing these are loaded with trans fats 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8797 So if your blintzes don't kill him we'll just surrender. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8798 You got to be a mother for me, now move that big ass 'round this way so I can work on that zipper, baby. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8799 They're homemade microplastic turnovers, an old family recipe. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8800 He says your mother baked them over an open fire, just for me. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8801 He says they're custard-filled and he baked them a week ago, so they should be fine. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8802 When life gives you lemons, death gives you lemonade, so he says. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8803 I could never say no to to Death by Chocolate. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8804 Is there a saying for when Death gives you lemons? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8805 What? With the Pandemic easing, he's thinking of a career change and is seeking investors. Reaper's Hot Pepper Puffs could be golden! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8806 Honey, I don't think we should discuss our supply chain in the next annual report... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8807 Interesting. And here I thought only life gives you lemons. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8808 He says they give out free food as it's a very long journey. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8809 I don't think making lemonade is going to work this time. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8810 He says life is about to give me lemons. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8811 Well, it's the neighborly thing to do...now we're post Covid 19! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8812 They make the best damned lemonade. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8813 What? They're lemons for goodness sake! They aren't going to kill you or anything... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8814 How about some lemonade? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8815 Did you bring any sugar 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8816 Score! We can take these to the potluck tonight. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
8817 How about let's not make lemonade? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8818 I was expecting cars from this theory for lemons 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8819 It's just our new Ambassador to China... Unlayin' the terms of a new memorandum of understanding with the Chinese. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8820 He says organic produce is half-off at the groves beyond the grave! Should we go? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8821 He rather cash tip 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8822 What? It’s not like I am going to bite the hand that feeds me. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
8823 Nourishment Keeps Death’s Axe Away 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8824 'It costs a soul for these. May I borrow yours?' 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8825 He is offering me limes, honey…does that mean I die of Lyme Disease 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8826 Trick or treat, lemons from a mystery tree, delivered by ghosts on this street. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8827 Pamela said they were to die for. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8828 Your lemon meringue *is* to die for. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8829 When life is out of lemons… 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
8830 Honey, how did that saying about death and lemons go? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8831 Honestly, I’m at a point where also death gives me lemons 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8832 Last year the lemonade didn’t turn out so I’m trying something new. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8833 I thought I told you to use my mom’s recipe. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8834 Yuzu lemons are trending on tiktok 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8835 It’s almost as good as his Vincent Price impression. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8836 I know they aren't very good, but they won't kill him. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8837 Hmmm…wonder if the same’s expected? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8838 He wonders if you'd like some lemons before he kills you" 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8839 And when death gives you lemons? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8840 You said you were dyeing for some empanadas, honey! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8841 When death gives you lemons make a lemon gimlet. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
8842 Did you bake these? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8843 I guess this is what happens when life gives you lemons! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
8844 What comes after "When death hands you lemons?" 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
8845 I'm dyin' for a pierogi. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8846 Honey, do you want a lime? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8847 Well, it's one way to combat White Privilege. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
8848 Oh, please — I think I know what ‘cheat day’ means. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
8849 Honey, I'm just helping him out. He's tired of that other guy dominating the lemon market." 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
8850 O death, where is thy (lemon juice on wasp) sting? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8851 When life gives you lemons, share them with Satan. It might stop you from going to hell. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8852 How could it be any worse than the lemons that Life is giving us? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8853 Death served warm- I thought it would be colder 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
8854 Sweetheart, Death is giving me lemons- open the scotch. . 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8855 Citrus Got Real 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8856 You don’t trust these lemons dear? What doesn’t hurt you doesn’t kill you! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
8857 When handed lemons, you make a sucky face. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8858 Hon, get any recipes needing lemons and we'll figure it out. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8859 I think he wants to be my friend 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8860 Honey, it's a gift for mother-in-law. Don't worry, it's very healing. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8861 ...but when he gives them to you, you make a shrimp and spam aspic.” 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8862 The woman does not want the man to have the lemons. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8863 I think he wants a knife to make lemonade 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8864 Covid Cupcakes. Got a mask? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8865 Well, when death gives you lemons... go home and drink Scotch! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8866 Pastries from a neighbor, what could be wrong with that? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8867 I'm sure as hell not making lemonade with these. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8868 Don't be upset Karen, there's a lesson here about non-binary identification and inclusion. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8869 It's a COVID promotion 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8870 it's a free sample? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8871 He's just an apprentice, so he needs a second job — driving for Uber Eats. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8872 Since he did not make Lemonade with them; we should. Jan Hazard 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8873 At least we know he didn't spit in them. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8874 He says these will make a particularly intoxicating beverage! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8875 I figured since it was fried......! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8876 New food labeling regulations. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8877 I'm not sure "make lemonade" is the right call here. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8878 When death gives you lemons... you take it with open mouth. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8879 He wants us to make lemon starbursts. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8880 Sorry we don’t carry cash anymore. Do you accept Venmo? No, okay thanks anyway. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8881 At least they're gluten free 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8882 Let's call the other eleven and get this over with. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8883 When Death gives you lemons, hand them to Life. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8884 We each eat three of these and then one day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8885 He says they’re sweet. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8886 It’s okay, they’re keto.” 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8887 Such a devilish pleasure, dear 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8888 Blessed be the lemons 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8889 Do you happen to know the recipe for Demonade? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8890 Well...I did mention that I make a killer lemon meringue pie... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
8891 What are those, lemons? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
8892 I think this time I'll just suck on them. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8893 I hope you enjoy the lemonade... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8894 I hope you don’t mind but I bought us a few extra years by giving him one of my kidneys, our kids’ placentas and a couple of your miscarriages. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8895 But, you said you were starving to death.” 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8896 You're such a worry wart...What negative consequences could there possibly be? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8897 They're free. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8898 So what if they're fattening; we don't have much longer for this world anyway. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8899 When Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when it's Death... I'm thinking Lemon Drop Martini. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
8900 He said to me, “ boychik, it’s your day to die unless you know how to make really, really good potato knishes.” 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8901 When Death serves you lemons, make lemonade. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8902 But honey, it's free. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8903 Death by chocolate croissant. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8904 We need to make lemonade…….Quick! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8905 I think we are going to need a hot toddy recipe… 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8906 Di Vinci’s painting portrayed it more elegantly than this. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8907 He says they are Covid Latkes … do you think he used Bernard Welt’s scrumptious recipe? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8908 How'd he know we wouldn't be able to resist baked lemon pepper chicken? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8909 What’s that saying, “If death gives you lemons...” Wait…that’s LIFE. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8910 I heard these turnovers are to die for. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8911 That’s right honey, Death IS offering me six lemons. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8912 No dear, when death gives you lemons you don't make lemonade. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
8913 Carl wants to know if we can spare any flour. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8914 I swore I asked for limes 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8915 these look great, I could use them for the next Purge ! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8916 They've come straight out of Bolsonaro's chloroquine fruit farm, honey. They're to die for 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8917 You think you could make lemonade out of this? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8918 Now that the vaccines are out he is working from home a lot more these days and picked up gardening. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8919 I’ll have mine with bourbon, you? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8920 Sustainability has always been very important to Mr. Reaper, you know. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8921 If death gives us lemons let's make lemonade. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8922 When future gives you lemons, question if making lemonade is enough 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8923 You don’t make lemonade with these ones. He prefers a good tart. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8924 He's lot nicer than half the humans 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8925 Dammit you’re fully vaxxed; please except this gift while I find an unvaxxed to fill your coffins. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8926 He said he’s expanding his reaping to include citrus. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8927 They said "When live gives you lemons" nobody told me anything about death 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8928 It would be rude to say no to death 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8929 He said these are for you to make lemonade. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8930 Well honey, don't worry he is kind we've been friends so long 😀 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8931 yes, he's sure they're gluten free 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8932 What? We’re out of Mike’s Hard Lemonade so I had to improvise. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8933 Swami Mommy, eleven o'clock somewhere! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8934 I wonder if it works the same way 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8935 I gave him lemonade last week 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8936 It’s all the same to me, lemonade is lemonade. Susan, hush. I want to make a good impression. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8937 I love those little slices of death. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8938 you don’t get his dark humor, Nanc 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8939 They're perfectly okay. He's been vaccinated. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
8940 He's offering these huge lemons in exchange for using our wonderful knife sharpener. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8941 But... doesn't it go, "When LIFE gives you lemons...?" 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8942 I remember you said you wanted something warmed over. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
8943 President Biden says we can have this tray of appetizers if you show him your tits. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8944 you think you will get rid of your mother-in-law 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
8945 Last year was rough on everyone. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
8946 Here! These lemons are to die for! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
8947 Don't worry, honey. I made a deal: Life's lemons for some Sour Worms. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
8948 When death gives you lemons you die of lemonaids. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8949 Should be fine,he says he got 'em at that new place, "Morta-Deli. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8950 Try one. They're to die for! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8951 Have a slice, honey- it beats death by chocolate. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8952 He says it's vegan 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8953 I promise. This will be the last fast food I ever eat. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8954 You look like lemonade to me... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8955 It's OK, he's been vaccinated. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8956 Do you really think it's safe? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8957 Save some room for later on. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8958 Can I interest you in some killer carbs? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8959 I guess Henny Penny didn’t make it… 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8960 ...And when death gives you lemons, you make a killer hard lemonade. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8961 When life hands you lemons… 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8962 At least they're not bitter. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8963 You must try one- they're just Divine 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8964 C'mon, would it kill you to eat one of these? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
8965 But it’s on my bucket list… 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8966 I like them overdone. How about you? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8967 Can you make me a lemon meringue pie by 8 o'clock tonight? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8968 His puff pastries are to die for. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8969 Honey, go get the juicer ready; he said to squeeze the life out of them and then add sugar and ice; things are about to get very hot. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8970 this is a gift of no return 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8971 Not to worry, you can also make lemonade if death gives you lemons 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8972 He claims they'll prolong your life. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
8973 Well, it’s better than a scythe in the face. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8974 The magazine is gauging the size of its Arabic readership by counting the folks who thought these were kibbeh 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8975 Yeah, but when Death gives you lemons, you make lemon curd! C’mon honey 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
8976 Shall we make lemonade, dear? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8977 Oh! So now I’m going to have to write a proverb on when death gives you lemons? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8978 He says the extracted oils are much safer and more effective than getting the vaccine 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8979 I’m reaping the benefits of this new relationship 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8980 Maybe your cooking isn’t actually so bad 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8981 I have feeling these are a re-gift… 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8982 honey I guess we are ready for afterlife 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8983 Lemonade will go great with the heat down there! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8984 I guess this is what 2hr delivery with minimal packaging looks like 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8985 It appears that he's found our cat. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8986 No honey, you got it wrong- it's when death gives you lemons, make lemonade 🍋 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8987 It´s the famous `Pan de Muerto´ of the Mexican Day of the Dead. Now he´s for that multicultural thing, you see? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8988 Yes, this is how I WFH. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
8989 I still have that pit in my stomach. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8990 Piss Off! I'm wasting away from terminal cancer. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8991 I guess you’d call it a really bad trick instead of a treat. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8992 When someone gives you lemons, you make lemonade. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
8993 Wasn't it the life that gave us lemons? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8994 ‘Zionism brought us here’ 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8995 After the vaccinations, he chose a new career in food delivery to the unmasked. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8996 When Death hands you lemons, make Whiskey Sours. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8997 When the grim reaper hands you lemons, he's really just being nice. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8998 It’s his way of apologizing for twenty years of psychoanalysis. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8999 He says we’ll get six lemons but we’ll have to put Jack Antonoff in our Sparks documentary. Yeah, it’s the guy making every pop song sound the same, but it’s SIX LEMONS. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
9000 I always knew death was a lemon. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9001 When Death gives you lemons, make lemonade--with extra sugar." 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9002 No! "Drink water!" 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9003 I thought he should know that baking goes with reaping, too. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9004 I really don’t know the protocol for this. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9005 These desserts will be the death of me. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9006 He says we’ll need five shots of Fireball 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9007 A new spin on holiday cookies. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9008 You make lemonade, I’ll make crystal meth. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9009 But his MOTHER made us warm blueberry muffins 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9010 You said something hot 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9011 As they say: Make lemonade out of lemons. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9012 I wish there was a saying for this particular situation. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9013 Can you do a lemonade, dear? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9014 It cant be worse than your mum's pie. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9015 He said life gave him lemons. Want to make some lemonade, dear?" 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9016 I didn’t know death could hand us lemons. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9017 How come you never got me a flame-proof cloak for grilling? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9018 I told him I lacked by life lacked zest. He misunderstood. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9019 Bye, dear. Enjoy the lemonade. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9020 Trick or treat? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9021 I know the property market is hot right now,but I think we should his offer. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9022 He's a high maintenance neighbor, but the scones are to die for. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9023 What's the big deal? We can make lemonade. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9024 So what do I do now? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9025 As the old folks used to say, 'When Death gives you lemons, what the hell do you make?' 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9026 You really just re-gifted those lemons to Grim? What about the lemonade?!Life is going to kill us! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9027 It’s for our @#@#neighbors! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9028 They’re sourdough empanadas honey. Something about a variant recipe? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9029 Dear, is this your idea of zesting things up?” 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9030 He assures me his lemon tart is to die for! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9031 But Darling, these are glazed , shimmering and well... round, you know I have I thing for that" 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
9032 Why didn’t you tell me Timothee Chalamet was coming to the potluck?! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9033 This is what you ordered for your last meal?! No fries?! You can’t have any of mine. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9034 Bread for the Dead. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9035 When I said gluten would kill me I was being sarcastic, Carol. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9036 'Look at the size! We just don't have the climate up here for these' 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9037 He knows we’re gluten free right? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9038 Honey I think we’re supposed to say ‘Fuck it’ and bail. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9039 He says they're not for me, Honey. They're for you. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
9040 Honey, you told me it was life 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
9041 I want you to know that lemonade will always make me think of you. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
9042 yeah its cash on delivery 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
9043 He said they are organic. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9044 This new skeletal diet is guaranteed to make you lose weight. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9045 It’s not bribery if they’re leftovers. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9046 He said that it is a dying art. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9047 He says he appreciates the gesture but he's not particularly fond of lemonade. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9048 Yolo! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9049 He's disappointed, but I think he'll find the positive 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
9050 He needs some lemon-aid. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9051 They're cold. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
9052 When Death gives you lemons, that's a whole lot of lemonade and a welcome reprieve. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9053 He wants us to make lemonade or else! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9054 They call them devil 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9055 so I'll be vegetarian in the afterlife 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
9056 Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
9057 Don't worry about it. You can't get blood from a turnip. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9058 says they're fresh cut 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9059 Look what just popped up. Let's be the first to try the gastronomy version of russian roulette with a fortune cookie on the side. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9060 No, they’re not gluten free. But they won’t kill you. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9061 He said they're from Gavin Newsom 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9062 They’re fresh out of lemonade. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9063 What the hell will *these* lemons make? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9064 Hey Clara would you have 50 bucks? I found a killer antidote to life's lemons. . 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9065 it would kill me to say no, but we are definitely not making lemonade with these... 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9066 Oh you don’t believe in making lemonade out of lemons no matter what? Cmon live a little! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9067 What? He said lemons or girls scouts cookies? Thought it was a trick question… 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9068 No, I don’t think he’ll be troubled if the chicken is under cooked. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
9069 When life gives you lemons, you take them to death 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
9070 I think it’s a bit late in the day to be thinking about lemonade 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9071 Let's make lemonade out of these lemons 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9072 Trust me. These muffins are to die for. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9073 This farm to table thing will be the death of me. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
9074 I know that eating my homemade empanadas puts the fear of death in you. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9075 I don't see how criticizing his potluck contribution will make this visit better. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9076 Says he"ll grnt us heaven if we can make them into lemon cake. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9077 Let’s hope he just came for your lemon pie. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9078 At least HIS cooking can’t be a fate worse than death 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9079 Do you think these taste even more sour than usual? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9080 Well, it seemed like a good deal at the time. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9081 Honey I'm not sure what to do when Death gives me lemons. Could you look it up? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9082 Maybe it’s a cultural thing 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
9083 Do you still have your mother's lemon cake receipe? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9084 When life gives you lemons, give them back to their creator, Death 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9085 Look, honey. Death is offering us lemons. I think maybe we’re going to pass. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9086 It seems Persephone ran out of pomegranates, dear. Her husband dropped by with some lemons instead and an alternative recipe - it’s for lemonade, he says. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9087 Don’t worry, honey, this guy is reputable. I checked the Carfax 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9088 Yes honey, they are all animal, gluten and illusions free” 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9089 Must be the annual neighborhood Chopped competition 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
9090 I didn’t say lime, I said I wanted more time! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9091 What else could I do with all the lemons that Life gave me? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
9092 what? It’s a natural part of life. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
9093 But they’re plant-based. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9094 Well looks like I won’t have the time to make the lemonade dear, that’ll be up to you. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
9095 As you sow, so shall you REAP? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
9096 He's offering me lemons. I think that's the equivalent of a second chance. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9097 I heard these are to die for. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9098 When Death gives you lemons, you make lemon drops. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
9099 What do you mean . . . this "way lies madness?" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9100 I'm hungry! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9101 He says "These pastry are to die for." 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9102 He guarantees these are to die for. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9103 Look honey, it's a "dish to pass". 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9104 Enjoy our Secret of Life, the Meyer Lemons, from our orchard; tbey have always revived us! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9105 His Fillet of Soul is to die for. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9106 I've never had a Bermuda triangle lemon before. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9107 When life gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS.” —Sarah Silverma 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9108 `Death gives you lemons, you make lemonade.' 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9109 Never question raspberry scones Barbara. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9110 In the U.P. they call it a pasty. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9111 Yep. Same as before, in the afterlife you still get lemons galore. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9112 I am feeling a bit peckish, and besides what's the worse that could happen? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9113 Alas, a Devil's Choice! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9114 Everyone says his beef empanadas are to die for. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9115 These better make some damn good lemonade! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9116 He suggests we eat them while we're still war.. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9117 GHOST-E-LEMON 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9118 Should I make a slight change in the lemonade recipe, you think? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9119 When Death hands you lemons, make poisoned lemonade! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9120 Is this not how you make an Arnold Palmer? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9121 But, they're my mother's recipe. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9122 I think it's a nice gesture, thats 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9123 He make lemons out of lemonade. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9124 When Death gives you lemons, make Hellish cliches. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9125 Hello, I'm INX saxophonist Kurt Pengilly. Now, I'll steal the lemons, you kick Death in the nards. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9126 I'll pass on the Chicken Diavolo. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9127 You thinking 'trick or treat' ? In July? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9128 Honey,remember what happened the last time death gave you lemons? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
9129 He said Four Loko is rebranding as a seltzer drink now 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9130 His mom made them. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9131 Just be glad it lemons and not Drano. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9132 Last Night I'd a dream of watering a graveyard now, I'm getting fruits can good deeds work while asleep? pinch me! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9133 Hunny, why its has to be lemon? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9134 I guess we shouldn’t have bought those $27 plane tickets 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9135 They say I can cut out the zoom meetings if I just come back to the office. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9136 Greg: “What my baby wants, my baby gets!” Cynthia: “Baby wanted 12… Baby wanted 12 lemons, Greg.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
9137 He made the business decision to diversify now that people are eating less red meat. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9138 What? Life ran out and I developed a taste 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
9139 'You can always make lemonade.' 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9140 When alive gives him lemons... 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9141 Deviled eggs,your favorite 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9142 He says they are delicious. I'm just not hungry. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9143 Is it too late for lemonade? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9144 Honey, I'll eat what I want - Nothing can stop me now 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9145 When life gives you death, make lemonade. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9146 When death gives you lemons, just forget the 12 steps and make some lemon drop martinis. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
9147 Your Mum will love eating these delicious cakes. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9148 Did you include food with the gardening position? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
9149 Yeah, I know make lemonade, just skip the sugar. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9150 These ‘immortos’ are so out of touch with the concept of time, they don’t realize the Cash for Lemons deal ended a decade ago.” 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9151 Rejecting him is probably worse. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9152 Death trap or thirst trap? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9153 He says he's working on his public image. There's tough competition from Life 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9154 I figured we would just whip up some lemonade? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9155 You’re sure we won’t die from COVID if we give him this? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9156 It’s Mitch dropping lemonade on his campaign trail again! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
9157 You did say, that you wanted to experience new things, so here it is, the full out of body experience and one in a lifetime deal!. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
9158 Are you wining sins? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9159 You know how to make lemonade, right? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9160 When’ “death” gives you lemon 🍋 … 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
9161 Just have one, it can’t hurt! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
9162 Make Lemon Pinesol? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
9163 Well, tarts then, if we can't make lemonade. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
9164 Are you sure you don't want to share one with me? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
9165 So...what if it's Death that's handing us lemons? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9166 I think we should splurge and make Limoncello. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9167 One or two, dear? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9168 Honey look, these are the cookies I was telling you about that I think you should try. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9169 Don't we have some friends who want to lose weight? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9170 I'm thinking zesty limoncello. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9171 I only know what to do when I get these from life. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9172 Do we know what to do with extra souls? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9173 'I just like lemons!' 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9174 George, don’t take those! Wasn’t that hunk of junk car you bought from the used car salesman enough!? I can’t take anymore lemons in my life. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9175 See honey, this rank choice voting system really does have more options. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9176 is this an omen to our master cleanse plans? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9177 Linda, did you tell him I'd rather die than go to that family dinner? Then why am I still making my Lemon pie? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9178 Shhh. I’m going to squirt him in the eyes and run. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9179 Honey, get the lemonade pitcher..." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9180 Janet, your pussy smells 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
9181 When Death gives you lemons, make Lemon Drops!. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
9182 Isn't it nice to be welcomed to the neighborhood? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9183 Death by chocolate from the welcome committee. Isn 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9184 When life gives you lemons, they aren't organic. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9185 Honey! They are not lemons. He isn't a car dealer after all! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
9186 You know what they say, " If you get a lemon, make lemonade." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9187 These things are to die for. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9188 What could happen if I had a few fried won-tons? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9189 Darling, she said it isn't an offer 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9190 I was just told I’m terminally ill 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9191 I have a lemonade cake recipe that's to die for. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9192 This is Ed from the office who always promised to bake lemon cookies. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9193 warm or cold as hell? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9194 I thought that the other guy was the one handing out lemons. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
9195 We can have a lemonade stand in hell, it says. Good business! But it's now or nothing later. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
9196 He doesn't go for the "Make lemonade"attitude. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9197 only one contains poison ! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9198 It's a death warmed over dish for the potluck. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9199 Would you prefer ash-free or with bone sprinkles? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9200 He's not buying. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9201 If death offers lemons, do we still get to make lemonade? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9202 Because life was out of lemons today. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9203 He says he’s part of our HOA’s welcoming committee and wants to be sure we know about the ‘no mask/no vax’ covenant. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
9204 When death gives you lemons...make funeral arrangements. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9205 I sold my soul for some chicken wings, 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9206 The stuffing is to die for. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9207 John Waters being served a tray of shaved Hamsters by the Grim Reaper…of course it’s a dream Monica! Wake Up to yourself! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9208 I haven’t seen him since the plague 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9209 Yes dear, it’s death by empanada. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9210 The scythe kept tearing my gown, so.. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9211 Honey, I know he's creepy, but he brought us. Sopaipillias 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9212 See honey, I knew to trust all those influencers who say lemon water cures all ailments. Even this guy gets it 1.1273 0.06385 55 51 1 3
9213 May I present to you my new hobby : Survival 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9214 So if life makes lemonade, does death make a lemon meringue? Asking for a friend. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9215 Honey I’m just being friendly. He needs both hands with the scythe 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9216 After A pandemic, of course things were going to get weird in the world 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9217 Be a dear and put these in fridge. Don't want LIFE to find out. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9218 Maybe you can make lemonade to feel more alive 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9219 Can you hold on to these darling? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9220 I know you said not to get them from Hell, but it was next-day delivery. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9221 This meat looks very fresh 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9222 Now he’s luring me with empanadas… I’m a goner! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9223 They say, ‘When Life gives you lemons...’ but I haven’t heard back from him so I went with Death’s lemons. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9224 I know that, but what are we supposed to do when Death gives you lemons? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
9225 Her Halloween's costume could give you the wrong impression about it, but I assure you these are 100% safe COVID19 vaccines" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
9226 Do you really think your cooking is that good? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9227 If death hands you lemons, you make lemon meringue pie. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9228 He says his plus one is here already. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9229 Well, look at him! He's emaciated! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9230 But he claims they're gluten free. They can be bad for me. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9231 This gentleman wants his skin to glow more. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9232 They look just like my mother's cookies 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9233 These bran muffins wont kill you 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9234 Well, it’s better if life gives you lemons. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9235 As your chef I must agree, why would you ever want an unsqueezed lemons tarte to die for? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9236 First dose is for juice, second dose is for lemonade. You choose darling” 😂❤ 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9237 Don't worry, honey. He says it is gluten free. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9238 He says we should indulge because we only live once. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9239 I told you they were Cornish pasties. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9240 But honey, he’s offering lemonade. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9241 If it’s “when life gives you lemons,” what is this? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9242 Honey don’t worry , they’re gluten-free! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
9243 Ah the lesser known lemon-handing phenomena, 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
9244 when death gives you lemons, pickle them. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9245 It’s regifting, but he won’t find out 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
9246 These look deathly. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
9247 Look, Carol, I supported you in your aquatic hamster venture and in this economy beggars can't be choosers so don't judge me for the jobs I take. Now are you gonna help me distribute these poisoned dog treats or what? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
9248 Let’s make some lemon drop dead martinis tonight ? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
9249 What the fuck am I supposed to do with these? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
9250 These muffins will be the death of me! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9251 N 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9252 With these you can bake a pie to die for. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9253 So do we still make lemonade? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9254 When Death gives you lemons, make Limoncellos. To make them, all you need is good lemons, a bottle of stiff vodka (emphasis on the stiff) and just a hint of Hemlock. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9255 He says that all he wants is for us to make lemonade. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9256 Call Beyonce. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9257 No honey, I swear the saying is to make lemon bars. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
9258 I wouldn’t take that. Take the scythe., otherwise you’re doomed. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9259 I'm thinking a poison sorbet? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9260 Stay cool, Brenda. When Death gives you lemons, you make lemonade. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9261 My theory is that he won’t add sugar. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9262 This lady says her cupcakes will make me die of pleasure, and they are free 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9263 No, I am not sure if they're organic. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9264 I think the recipe substitution should be fine... how high stakes can lemonade be? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9265 Oh you just had to keep posting that the Empanadas are to die for . 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9266 I told you for years Martha, LIFE does not give you lemons. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
9267 Even if Death gives you lemons, you still make lemonade. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9268 I hear that these empanadas are killer. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9269 when death gives you lemons make warheads 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9270 Looks like it’s make lemonade or else. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9271 My mother used to bake these, and, if it’s the last thing we do, let’s try one together. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9272 When death gives you lemons...what do i do? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9273 I guess there’s a sour release of death too. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9274 Either way, you won’t be hungry. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9275 Did you bring a pitcher and sugar? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9276 He says they’re vegan 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9277 Do you think we should take two? I don't know if they're gluten free. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9278 He promises they're vegan. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9279 Why? What's wrong with a little dark meat for a change? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9280 He says it’s filet of soul breaded in gluten free whole grains that he reaped himself. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9281 Sure, life gives me lemons... But death gives me lemons, too. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9282 He says it's the best in the world, it is to die for. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9283 I hear his food is to die for. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9284 Honey, the travel guide explicitly states that welcome gifts are customary, so please don't argue with me now. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9285 Mine will be a very bitter death... 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9286 He says they are from his mother's recipe for Devil Cakes. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9287 This is just what life looks like now .... 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
9288 Even the grim reaper has had to look for a new job with the economy reopening. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9289 Don’t judge me 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9290 Oh, I'm just dying to try it. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9291 I was getting sick of these organic lemons life that life kept giving me 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9292 When Death gives you lemons, what should I make out of them? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9293 I’m not taking any chances. Remember when Brad and April turned down his banana bread? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9294 What a sour way to go 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9295 Wow so I guess then after the stroke you remarry 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
9296 Do you think we should have worn a mask? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9297 He says given the year we’ve had, he’s just making himself at home here. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9298 LET'S JUST BE HAPPY WITH THE LEMONS HONEY! . . . . 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9299 Honey, when Life makes you their personal delivery boy, you do it 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9300 Before you head out, could you remind me where the sugar is? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9301 Was ‘lime’ your last wish before death? Cross your T’s, Marie! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9302 Well they aren't going to be worse than the lemons you got from life last week 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9303 He promised me, they don’t have covid in them. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
9304 Lemonade or Tequila, darling? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9305 GMO lemonade! Get it free and share it with your loved ones! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9306 Yes, I did it with my hands. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9307 These Meyers are to die for. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9308 Yes, Susan, they are organic! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9309 Is this some sort of sick joke?” “No honey, and neither is everything else 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9310 Honey, seize the day when life gives you lemon. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
9311 When death hands you lemons, make spiked lemonade 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9312 Life is not going to give us lemons anymore... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9313 It’s over honey, it’s time everyone learned you never learned to bake during Covid. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
9314 It’s the Grain Reaper 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
9315 It’s still better than your crappy powder mix. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9316 No no, they said life, or death 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9317 These samosas are to die for! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
9318 I know what to do when life gives you lemons, but what do you do when death gives you lemons? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9319 If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, I think the Grim Reaper now is fond of these cheesy metaphors, these Leadership Courses are ruining good old Death" 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
9320 They will leave you with an unforgettable Proustian moment! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
9321 Fresh out of the oven. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9322 Even Life is outsourcing these days... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
9323 What the hell are we supposed to do with THESE lemons? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
9324 I think this means you will have to be making the lemonade 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9325 When death hands you a lemon, then what? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9326 They're the Grim Slim muffins to go. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9327 Has to be organic. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9328 When death gives you lemons... take... Medicaid... 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9329 She said she can't drink lemonade. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
9330 Do you make lemonade when death gives you lemons? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
9331 He says first we brine. Then we bake. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
9332 Honey, that's Mr. Addams delivering devil dogs to us!" 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9333 They said "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade". Nobody said anything about it. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
9334 Okay, but what about when Death gives you lemon? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9335 He says his name's Leath and he's wondering if we would care for some Lemon possession. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9336 Over the hill, death limoncello is the drink of choice. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
9337 I know I shouldn’t support citrus trafficking, but I’d kill for a lemon drop. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
9338 Last time Death gave me lemons, I made Pink Flamingos. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9339 He wants to be a good neighbor until it’s our time. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9340 Actually, honey, I think he said it's boysenberry. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9341 I think you're still supposed to make lemonade 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9342 What is that expression "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"? What is the expression if death gives you lemons? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9343 Honey, it's a message to open a lemonade stand. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9344 Dear, it's so kind of Mr. Reaper to be giving us lemons. I have an idea for a Styx Lemonade cocktail. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9345 What do you think honey, he is suggesting we try the undercooked chicken? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9346 Okay, so they're persian limes. Quick, you're the proverb whiz! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9347 He says it’s Raven Cake 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9348 LIFE gave him lemons. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9349 I’ve heard they’re simply to die for. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9350 Don't stare - he's just had too much sun. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9351 Yeah I know, I know. But Death's lemons make hard lemonade. Life can keep its boring fruit... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9352 Thanks but no thanks.We have a no shoes, no mask policy. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9353 We'll need a better knife, and some salt. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9354 Wait 'til you taste these. His dumplings are to die for! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9355 After the year we've had, I welcome Death with these homemade sourdough mini-loaves. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9356 When the Grim reaper gifts lemons we just make lemonade. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9357 See, he is sweet to give us something sweet 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9358 They are more spicy than they appear. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9359 Look, when Death gives you lemons, make lemon grenades. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9360 I hear his Jamaican jerk chicken wings are to die for. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9361 The lemon curd will be perfect, my dear. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9362 It’s fine. Relax Angela. It’s not like he’s offering us the salmon mousse.” #montypytho 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9363 I think that they might contain gluten. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9364 This is leaving me with a bad taste in my mouth. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9365 Alanis Morrisette attends a barbecue. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9366 The writing must be on the wall if death gives you lemons. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9367 Wait! I need your help in making the lemonade out of them. Remember? together in life and death !!! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9368 Oh no honey, this nice lady was just welcoming us to the neighborhood. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9369 When Death gives you lemons, it’s gotta be a conspira-tea. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9370 Another dying business asking for a hand out. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9371 What? I'm tired of Life's lemons, let's try these instead! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9372 ...still make lemonade, duh! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
9373 Honey, meet our new neighbor. He comes with lemons! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9374 „when death gives you lemons?….honey i don‘t get it.“ 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
9375 He says they're to die for. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9376 Guess it's too late to make lemonade? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9377 They're certified Non-GMO Organic. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9378 I know what to do if Life hands me lemons…what do I do when Death hands me lemons? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9379 Free lemons! What could go wrong with that? 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
9380 So I guess we're in purgatory? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9381 My third wish was for healthy snacks. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
9382 Who knew that the sweet taste of death was a thing? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9383 These will make one hell of a lemonade. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9384 Could be worse -- forget about lemonade. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9385 Let's pretend that it makes what he did ok. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9386 How can I say no? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9387 I see Arnold Palmer has traded his clubs in for a scythe. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
9388 He makes a tempting offer. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9389 Don't worry. We won't make lemonade out of these. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9390 Should we go for the ten year subscription? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9391 This is gonna be hard to make lemonade from. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9392 Relax,we can still make lemonade. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9393 Nope..no bones. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9394 Super. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9395 He’s deathperate to sell these lemons. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9396 Hey if we got some from life, this can’t hurt right? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9397 To make lemonade or not to make lemonade. That is the question 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9398 And you said ALL the moms are doing it? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9399 Hey hun, why don’t you be a good little wife and grab me a Corona 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9400 „I thought this would end the whole being given lemons thing..guess I was wrong“ 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9401 When Life gives you lemons, ask Death to hold onto them for you. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9402 Sweet life is serving us a last minute sour courtesy by Death." 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9403 It's fine. The CDC has lifted the mask mandate. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9404 It seems silly to have expected anything different. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9405 Yes we will still make lemonade. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9406 when death brings you lemons, ask your wife what to do 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
9407 Um, dear, what’s the saying? When death gives you lemons … you? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9408 Karen, he can do more with the bitterness. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
9409 When life doesn't give you lemons, you gotta earn them, for whatever it takes 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9410 Everybody talks about life giving you lemons, well, you know I always go against the current 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
9411 It wouldn’t kill us to eat fried dough for a change. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
9412 See! I told you he'd take that platter of lemons instead. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
9413 I'm sure I can make lemonade out of this. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
9414 No one has welcomed me with open hands like him.” “He is blind. I told him you are our neighbour 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
9415 Your mum told me “A lemonade for my LIFE” my love 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
9416 See? These are limes! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
9417 Come on Jean, he brought us the centerpiece from the home and garden magazine, the least you could do is offer him a drink? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
9418 Hey honey, let's do your favorite chicken with lemon zest for dinner tonight! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
9419 Is it gluten-free? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9420 At least with lemons we could make lemonade. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
9421 He claims that he is trying to make amends for all the dead in the last year and a half 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9422 Wendy said she killed it her covid with lemon juice. I figured it can’t hurt. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
9423 You ever suck lemons with Death, you dirty girl?” 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
9424 It's OK. They are baked not fried. 1.1212 0.04588 66 57 9 0
9425 What do you make if Death hands you a lemon? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
9426 Made a deal with the Devil,then this,next Bitcoin... 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
9427 ‘Eve Made Me Do It’ 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
9428 @newyorkermag “Death once again brings lemons. Yes, Death he is serving a sour summons. Ready to squeeze every drop of your life. You stand summoned and life gives you lemons. Well in this case, Death. The Lemon Squeezer, serving a sour summons waiting with his lemons.”RG 🍋 @thetroubleis 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
9429 Honey, want a Death Donut? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9430 How nice! A treat from Newcomers. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9431 Ok, so what do you do when Death hands you lemons? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9432 I'd die for a chocolate chip cookie! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9433 Did he say they’ll give me a “tart attack” or a “heart attack”? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9434 He says they're Keto friendly. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9435 Look, nothing in life is free. Death, on the other hand? Free muffins! So yeah, I'm going to give it a go. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9436 He says lemons are good for a long life and I believe him. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9437 I know he’s not on our Friends list, but it’s free. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9438 Nice bob. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9439 When your served lemons make lemonade 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9440 I'm tired of lemonade, Charles. I'm going with him. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9441 he says these emapnadas are to die for 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
9442 These look even flakier than Mummy's. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
9443 Life is short-staffed. Instead of lemonade or margaritas, he suggests a pitcher of zombies. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9444 He says that if we can’t turn these into lemonade then we have to go with him. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9445 I’ll make it but I don’t think we should drink it 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9446 He seems honest enough. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9447 I guess I’m just sick of making lemonade. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
9448 It's ok, he's a friend from work. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9449 I think we better accept the lemons 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9450 When death gives you lemons, make a killer lemonade, honey. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
9451 (Whispering) “Honey, I think we have misunderstood him all these years...” 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9452 Oh, what harm could it do? Nobody told us what life would look like anyways. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9453 These vaccination giveaways are to die for 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
9454 He can't give us the recipe but says they are always fresh. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9455 Death by chocolate? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9456 Trust me honey, these are to die for. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9457 Don’t forget, you are what you eat! 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
9458 I'll need something darker than lemonade. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9459 I'm allergic to lemons. They'll be the death of me! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9460 His orchard fertilizer is insane! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9461 Don’t worry. You’re still my main squeeze. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9462 This Virtue Signaling is SO confusing. Is he including us or are we including him? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9463 Mangled aphorisms aside, we could use the limes. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9464 The saying is,"When LIFE gives YOU lemons..." 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9465 These are Angel Food cakes. Watch what happens when he takes a bite! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9466 What? I help her to keep that pervasive sour face, and we don't have to smell lemons in exchange. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9467 I've made a pact with him to buy us more time, and they're crazy about the lemon tartness. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9468 I know what to do if life gives you lemons - but what the heck do you do if death gives them to you? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9469 Man cannot live on dead alone. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9470 Honey, from now on let's drop the pancakes. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9471 Apparently, we'll have thighs to die for. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9472 These are the scones I said are to die for. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9473 He’s asking to take back what Life gave me. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9474 Technically, life wouldn't be life without death, and death is apart of life, so when death gives you lemons, still make lemonade. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9475 I submitted your recipe for hot cross buns. We won. Do you have a speech? Quick. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9476 He says Mrs. Lovett retired and sold him the business. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9477 I'm making hard lemonade this time. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9478 Wouldn’t it be nice to also know what happens when death presents you with lemons? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9479 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When Death give you lemons, make the antidote. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9480 He says they are a Caprese Appetizer and they are healthy, you ok with that? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9481 Please Karen it’s not soliciting if death isn’t at your door with lemons 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9482 We’ve made so much lemonade. I’d like to see what he makes. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9483 Honey, did you order Door Dash? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9484 I’m just trying to give your mother a life 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9485 I thought the Johnsons were bringing the buns 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9486 Uh-oh, looks like Death brought the same gift 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9487 🍋🍋 << Look Sally, l get them for a good price. Death keeps getting more of these as part of its harvesting activities, but has no use for it>> 🤷‍♂️🍋💀 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
9488 Honey, it’s lemons… not souls. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9489 Yeah, I know. But what’s the appropriate response when DEATH gives you lemons? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9490 I mean ‘lemonade’ makes sense, but is ‘lemon-harm’ even a thing? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
9491 Trust me--these pastries are to die for. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
9492 Reckoned I'd best make you the soap myself this June, Molly. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
9493 When death gives you lemons, make poisoned lemonade. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
9494 So what do we make when Death here gives us lemons? I hate to be rude when he's trying to be optimistic about the whole thing. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
9495 But he says they're gluten free... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
9496 He says he has a good lemon merihang recipe… 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
9497 So they started putting wing sauce on thighs, and honestly it's not that bad 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
9498 This is a huge marketing opportunity for a new lemon-based drink." 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9499 Better bread than dead... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9500 I'm stuffed- You can have mine! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9501 You know, Les, when the Reaper hands you lemons, best to just make lemonade. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9502 How about vodka lemonade? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9503 Now will you believe me when I say sugar kills? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9504 Would you like a fortune cookie, dear? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9505 Larry got a new lime tree at his place 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9506 Should we look the grim reaper in the mouth or just enjoy the goodies. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9507 He wants to know if they're gluten-free. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9508 Death giving us lemons? I think there’s something you’re supposed to do. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9509 What about if death gives me lemons? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9510 Don’t be paranoid, Dear — this is hardly the Garden of Eden. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9511 Last batch,best ever,worth a fortune. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9512 Don’t worry, darling. It’s like they say, ‘When Death gives you lemons, make demon-ade.’ 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9513 What the hell am I supposed to make with these? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9514 Quick — I need a new saying! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9515 Like death sucking on a lemon 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9516 Chicken choquettes. Interested? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9517 So what do I make when death hand me lemons? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
9518 HIS MOTHER WAS REPUTED TO BE A GREAT COOK. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9519 No, I know. But a little taste can't hurt! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9520 He says he just came for the hors d'oeuvres. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
9521 When Death hands you lemons,make lemon drop martinis. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9522 You did say Jessica when life gives you lemons you take them. So I’m taking it, got problems against death, Jess? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9523 Hey hon, can you grab the Te-killya?! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9524 Who’s the wet blanket now? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9525 He said that his empanadas were to die for. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9526 Your mother asked me to pick up lemons. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9527 He’s not much of a cook, but he’s a hell of a bridge partner. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9528 I know we reap what we sow, but this isn’t really how I pictured it 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9529 These Levain cookies are to die for! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9530 ‚Better we bite the lemmon, that bite in the dust.‘ 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9531 Trust me, my lemonade is to die for. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
9532 So that terminal diagnosis is kind of like making lemonade out of lemons. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9533 It’d be funnier if these limes were lemons. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
9534 Should get a couple of glasses worth - it’s all extra time… 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
9535 He wants to know if we want to make lemonade 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
9536 He says he’s from Welcome Wagon and his car was totaled on the way over. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9537 Oh, come on, it's not going to kill you. He said they're gluten-free. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
9538 I don’t know what to do - there isn’t an expression for this. What a way to sour our evening. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
9539 These could be limes and you would have no idea. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9540 What's P.C. when it's Death and lemons, dear? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
9541 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but don't drink it. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9542 Did you order something from R.I.P. the Dishes? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
9543 He wants to naturally exfoliate us. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
9544 He says that eating these lemons right now is the secret to a long life. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
9545 Adam! This not a snake, and those are not apples. Adam! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9546 Who knew? It’s actually death that gives you lemons. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
9547 Nothing to lose now...Right?! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9548 So, I've made the lemonade, now what do you do when death gives you lemons? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9549 What do you mean by 'regifting is bad etiquette'? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9550 I'm hoping blood sausage hand pies will give us a little more time." 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9551 I read this dessert is to die for…. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9552 Don't worry, I'll put them on the grill so they turn into a carcinogenic. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9553 When Death hands you lemons, you make lemonade with mint and cyanide, Margaret. What do you think I'm doing? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
9554 On the other side, lemons are a friendship offering. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9555 The bakery says you ordered lemon curse ? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9556 Death by eating 5 lemons or another quarantine year with your wife? Hard choices for loving people. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
9557 Hey look honey, these are limes 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
9558 Don’t worry. It’s not life giving me lemons. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
9559 She said she gets to keep the wings and drummies. Apparently there is a shortage. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9560 Work till death starts to give you lemons 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
9561 Darling! In Covid -19 grim reaper has appeared with Lemons 🍋 as a symbol of sour face. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
9562 They're cheaper when you buy them off-brand. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9563 But they’re free samples! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9564 What could possibly go wrong? It's a cupcake. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9565 Perhaps you can enjoy a cool glass of lemonade with my life insurance policy? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9566 Don’t worry. It’s “farm-to-table.” 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9567 they're totally worth it 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9568 His fresh squeezed lemonade is to die for. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9569 I'd trust his buns over your mother's. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9570 I only know what to make when life gives you lemons...? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9571 Do you think it’s rude if I ask for a gift receipt? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9572 Hey Susan, do you think he has any Grey Poupon? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9573 We should have kept that clunky juicer! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9574 and what am i supposed to do with DEATH hands me lemons, Shirley!? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9575 Carolina Reaper Lemonade is the new Watermelon Sugar High 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
9576 What? It would be rude… we could make lemonade. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
9577 Get out the pitcher, but hold the glasses. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9578 When life gives you lemons, give them to death...Helps with his scurvy 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
9579 These are those Grim cakes Alvin was telling us about just before he passed" 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
9580 Not me forgetting to make lemonade with the lemons life gave me and now being forced to give them up and die! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9581 He says that if we cut the Death Door Donuts in half your side of the family should be good to go. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9582 He's handing me a lemon and telling me to make lemonade... or else. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9583 You said you were dying of hunger. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
9584 Make lemonade? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
9585 But why not? You know I like Sticky Hot Buns! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9586 What does it mean when death gives you limes? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9587 These canapés are to die for. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
9588 I know they're lemons, but consider the source. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9589 I guess he's moved on from pushing cigarettes? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
9590 No, they’ll be fine. It’s a dry heat. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
9591 I heard that if death gives you lemons, you make a lemon tartlet 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
9592 He says, you have to pass the Covid taste test before he takes you 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9593 Pretty sure his directive to pass on us rather than tray pass. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
9594 Death gives you lemons you make lemonade, right? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
9595 I expected death's release to be sweet, but this isn't so bad. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9596 He's trying to squeeze the life out of me. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9597 It would be rude not to make lemonade. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9598 When death gives you lemons, you’d better make lemonade. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9599 They never tell you what to do when death gives you lemons 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9600 Trust me, these organic lemons are to die for. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9601 No need to worry! He’s gifting us with lemons, so I guess delish lemonade is what our future holds! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9602 When you get lemons, you make lemonade. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9603 I knocked on his door and he said he had something for me. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9604 Well, Jane, life wasn't givin' me any lemons any more... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9605 The Grateful Dead bought the bakery as a tax dodge. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9606 It’s like the Bread of Life, without the calories. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9607 They might contain transfats. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9608 Please tell me you have change. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9609 He said it wouldn’t kill us to try one! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9610 He says we have to zest these within 5 minutes, or else. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9611 My death lemons. You can turn them into lemonade. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9612 It's a test--if he likes my lemonade, he'll leave us alone 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9613 What's the saying about when death gives you lemons . . . ? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9614 This must be why Life gave me nothing but sugar instead. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9615 When death gives you lemons. Make a tart ! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9616 So delicious, they're to die for. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9617 OK - it doesn't sound better that when the Grim Reaper gives you lemons you can make lemonade. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9618 Oh sourful day! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9619 Becky a@d Chad tried these last weekend. They were a little dry. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9620 You know what they say: if death gives you lemons…don’t make lemonade, it’ll definitely kill you. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9621 Umm… NO Honey… I’m not flirting 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9622 He says he forgot the lemons to go with the salmon mousse 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9623 Till Death Do Us Tart. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9624 I’m not refusing them, you do if you dare. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9625 Citrusuicide: The more Sour the Lemon the Sweeter the Death! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9626 It’s the matter of life and death, honey 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9627 Honey, cancel culture is so judgemental. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9628 I hope this makes up for your son! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9629 Well, Life didn’t give us its lemons anyway Julia 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9630 If only our tax dollars went this far 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
9631 Look at the funbags on that hosehound. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
9632 We're still making lemonade, go figure. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9633 But how about "When Death gives you lemons?" 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9634 It be rude not to take it Karen 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
9635 Alms for Sinners 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9636 His name is Covid. He says business is dropping off so he’s branching out. Planning on going multinational ! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9637 He’s offering us an hor d’oeuvre 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9638 I know I shouldn’t, but I do love a fresh scone. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9639 So, when Death gives you lemons do you still make lemonade? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9640 I went Original. Extra-Crispy seemed redundant. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9641 I didn't realize the Tik Tok lemon eating challenge was quite so dangerous 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9642 I'm guessing it must be some kind of soul food! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9643 What?!!? We can always make lemonade. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9644 well, Death is giving me lemons and I don't think the lemonade would be much different 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9645 Are you sure he doesn't have anything up his sleeve? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9646 Mi amor, llegaron las empanadas pero nos cambiaron dos de pollo por dos de espinaca. Nos re cagaron. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9647 That's my life flashing by, just a hell lot of lemons that life kept giving me. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9648 As the saying goes, these will make one delicious pie! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
9649 When death gives you lemonades don’t drink the lemonade 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
9650 You have to try the chicken fra diavolo. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9651 Yes, they're lemons. But they're free. We can make lemonade. I'm not going to decline free lemons. We can make lemonade. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9652 Hello!! When death gives you lemons you make lemonade. Duh!🍋 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
9653 Now I understand that "neighborhood of paradoxical beauty" of the ad. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
9654 He says that the lemons here are to die for 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9655 And they say life gives you lemons. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9656 He says we'll need to make lemonade. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9657 I see two problems here: there is more than one of them, and he’s not actually “handing” them to me. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9658 You know what they say, honey; when Death hands you lemons, it's probably your last chance to make lemonade... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9659 Let's try one; he said it's good for you, high in protein and low in calories 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9660 Aww… I told him he really didn’t have to 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9661 It's Chocolate by Death 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9662 I'm not worried. I know iocaine powder doesn't exist but he doesn't. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9663 The add said popovers to die for, delivered free. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9664 Should we make a pie? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9665 I think it is an offer we cannot refuse MaryEl. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9666 Not only are these just to die for, but they come with a free shave, on the house! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9667 After the year we just had anything’s possible. I thought we might live on the edge a little and zest things up. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9668 Arnold’s not a palm reader, honey. Do you want lemonade or not? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9669 If Death gives you lemons I’d suggest letting them rot while you open that bottle of wine we’ve been saving. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9670 It appears that he cooks on the side and wants our opinion before we die. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9671 Forget lemonade, I'm cancelling my subscription to cigar-of-the-month club... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9672 He told me these lemons are to die for. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9673 Did you bring the snippers? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9674 When he gives me lemons, I make those poppyseed muffins you love. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9675 Is it different when Death gives you lemons? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9676 Can we still make lemonade if they didn't come from "Life"? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9677 It’s a long shot, but he’s giving us a chance at lemonade 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9678 How do you know? Maybe it's never been tried before. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9679 Apparently I make a much meaner lemonade. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9680 What do I make now, a souls-of-the-innocent smoothie? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9681 They are supposed to be good for your kidneys and he is full up at present. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9682 Tonight we are introducing our urban foraging menu. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9683 You must try these! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9684 He made them himself! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9685 His baking is to die for! Jeff Friedman, Wappingers Falls, NY 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9686 Now what do we do? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9687 Time to make Zima. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9688 What do you mean it's if God gives you lemons you make lemonade! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9689 "I love the tart taste of lemons. They are to die for. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9690 No worries; he says we can his scythe to make the lemonade. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9691 Grab the pitcher…and the vodka…both bottles. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9692 I think these could be the Hemlock Edibles I've read about. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9693 Didn’t you hear?! Alien contact could ‘end life in earth!!! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9694 Maybe we could use them for a nice pound cake or something. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9695 Betsy, we’ve taken all the lemons life can throw at us … now this guy shows up? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9696 See, I told you it wasn’t worth the squeeze 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9697 I told him given the circumstances we don’t feel comfortable making lemonade, but he seemed upset so let’s just use these in the tea. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9698 Call my elementary school guidance counselor and ask what to do when THIS happens!! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
9699 Look, a welcoming snack from death, it ain't so bad after all. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9700 Pfft, and I suppose if Life jumped off a bridge... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9701 Hey, I remember when your type said that apples were good. Well, now we got lemons. Turn about is fair play. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9702 I know... why compete? We are all "buyers" eventually. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9703 He says one lemon a day keeps me away... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9704 They want to be called the grim squeezer. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9705 Oh come on. A few croissants can't hurt us. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9706 I know when Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Any ideas for these? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9707 …And when Death serves you lemons, you gotta take them as is. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9708 This when we make lemonade? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9709 Should I give him a 'Covid recorvery' tip? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9710 Oh, no! Do I still get to make lemonade? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9711 Until death lemon us part. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9712 Don't worry honey. It is just a costume.Not the real one. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9713 Stop pouting, honey. These aren't as sour as...before 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9714 Seriously, EVERYONE made sourdough during quarantine. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9715 I'm traying something new. When life brought me lemons, it didn't work" 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9716 When life gives you lemons, Linda, take it! 😂 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
9717 He says “Motivational Speakers” are his favourite. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
9718 Since I found out I have gastritis I have been recycling the lemons that life has given me 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
9719 It’s that new fab diet. And it’s guaranteed to lower all your bad medical numbers to zero. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
9720 I feel bad…here. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
9721 His cookies are good but his scones are to die for. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9722 Maybe this will help him put some meat on his bones. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9723 Accept the muffins, the alternative isn't very good! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9724 I think we could still make lemonade whenever death gives you lemons. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
9725 Two birds with one stone, so to speak. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9726 He says it'll be such a waste if I don't take them off of his hands. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9727 Did he say these were custom fried? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
9728 These are my wife's Death by Chocolate tarts. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9729 Looks like lemon pie for dinner. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9730 It's not gonna kill you to try it. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9731 If life gives you lemons, you bribe death. It's the citrus cycle. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9732 I assume it devil’s food cake Ronald Hoffman NY, NY 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9733 Half a dozen Paczki. Once a year. What harm can it do? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
9734 Says he has no need for socks and we can have these - no strings attached! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9735 It seems like a small price to pay for my dynamite lemon squares. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9736 Great idea, but we may not have time to make lemonade." 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9737 Do you want one? I can't eat fried food, but these are to die for. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
9738 Guess we'd better learn to make lemonade. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9739 Deadly nightshade empanadas,he says. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
9740 I know what to do when Life hands you lemons, but...? 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
9741 Fun question, what do we do when Death gives us lemons? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9742 I'm not hungry, but these look so damn good! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9743 He says they are killer scones. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9744 Coronavirus casserole anyone 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9745 No, I don’t think he realizes the expression begins: “When LIFE hands you lemons” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9746 A fruitful and juicy life give away before my death it looks like 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9747 ‘He says he’s trying to change his way by taking a leaf out of the book of Life’ 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9748 Honey, they’re now offering a safe new edible alternative to the jab, These Lemony Flavored Covibites”Try some they’re amazing!! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9749 The milk and cookies were a lot cheaper... 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9750 I guess we try a lemon loaf? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9751 Have you tried pisco sour? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9752 Hey honey, whar are we suppose to do when death gives you lemons? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9753 Let’s call truce with death! God’s not helping 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9754 They won’t make death sweeter, honey 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9755 Oh cmon Eve. Its just a bite, live a little...or not! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
9756 He says he has a comedy show this Friday 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
9757 Honey, can we make lemonade even if it’s the death who gives us the lemons? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9758 He reaps fruit and veg now 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9759 I hope it's not to spicy 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9760 I have no idea what to do with this situation. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9761 Please Deborah, I need those pigeons gone. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9762 ‘When life gives death lemons...’ 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9763 I did say ‘when life gives you lemons’ expecting he knew how it continued... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9764 Nix the lemonade from today’s lunch. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
9765 Should I tell him there’re gluten free? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9766 Aw thanks Grim! We've been meaning to try out that whole "making lemonade thing" 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9767 Make lemonade, I guess. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
9768 Smile, dear. You wouldn’t believe the hoops this fella had to jump through to get these.” 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9769 What's gulpin' down a few shrunken heads - if it keeps peace in the neighborhood? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9770 Poor Mr. Death has been overworked these days. He gave up chess and has been doing cooking to calm his nerves. What about a muffin, dear? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9771 I think we’re required to make lemonade. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9772 I know it's July but he says that "r" rule is just a myth! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9773 It's death by chocolate. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9774 Okay, so, what do we do when Death gives us lemons? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
9775 Take the lemons. Leave the cannoli. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
9776 Did you have to boast your scones as something to die for? 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
9777 He says that he is out to change his image, but can we trust him? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9778 I thought that it was any abstract concept, but if you insist, I'll make a pie instead. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9779 Take two of these. See you in the morning. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9780 But they ARE artisanal mushrooms. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9781 Come on! This is our first unmasked visit! I refuse to serve him individually packaged snacks. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9782 Do you want mustard on yours? He says it’s very hot. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9783 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9784 He wants to know if you want seconds 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9785 He says he reaped the grains to bake these himself. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9786 They never said anything about if death gives you lemons. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9787 I think were just supposed to eat them. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9788 He says I can make lemonade. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9789 She says these biscuits are to die for. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9790 He says its an organic, non-GMO, gluten free welcome to the neighborhood bake gift. Sounds really healthy to me. Lets try them. Besides, we don't want to seem unfriendly do we? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9791 Signora, i limoni, signoraaaa! https://youtu.be/9sh2SwfuO44 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9792 Well if life is so bitter about me making lemonade, I’m going to make limón chelo with these…maybe then I’ll live up to his expectations 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9793 When death gives you lemons, it's still Vitamin C! And you know how important that is. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9794 Do you think he gets those lemons from the same organic grocery outlet? 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
9795 He offered to-kill-her … I think he means shots 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9796 oh honey he’s harmless! he said i won’t be dead for AT LEAST another 5 years 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9797 How does it go when death gives you lemons? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9798 They serve the best fried chicken around the world and afterworld. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9799 SOUR-ry I ran over the dog 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9800 Look, Honey! Death has you favorite scones! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9801 Believe me, they are done. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9802 This Death by Chocolate is killer. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9803 When Death gives you lemons, make funeral arrangements with lemonade. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9804 Loaves and death-wishes... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9805 Helen. I mean we are new on the block. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9806 It’s okay. I never really liked lemonade anyway. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9807 Really, why would we make lemonade?” Erica Weingast, NY 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9808 We should have raised a better son. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9809 We're all going to die sometime so let's take his lemons and make lemonade. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9810 Don’t make lemonade honey, I think those might be tainted. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9811 When de Blasio gives you lemons… 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9812 Why not? He could have asked for you! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9813 Honey stop, the phrase is when LIFE gives you lemons, make lemonade. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9814 Honey, you were right when you said we needed a juice cleanse … after all, we just left Death’s door. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9815 Don’t judge a book by it’s scythe 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9816 Ah honey, how bad could they be? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
9817 No, I don’t remember the old cliché, do you? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9818 Now I know it’s the kiss of Death 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9819 Let's try some. He says it's to die for. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9820 I guess our best step is to make lemonade; otherwise, it's all downside 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9821 It's DeathDash delivery from Divine, Babs. He says the pink flamingo fugu basted game hens are to die for. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9822 Instead of lemonade, we’re supposed to make demon ale. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9823 I'm betting more than just the house that this tik-tok dare not only will go viral, but double-handedly I can bring 'Hot Potato' back into vogue. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9824 Well I guess I'm about to find out what you make when Death gives you limes ... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9825 If death gives you limes... 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9826 You think we should make lemonade with this? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9827 He says the lemonade should be to die for. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9828 Geez,Grace his wafers are a lot bigger than the other guy,let’s follow him. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9829 It's free food, why so grim? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9830 Mom's motivational posters never prepared me for this. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9831 They say his puff pastries are to die for. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9832 Yes, but Amazon's aren't fresh reaped. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9833 Hard to resist,it looks so tempting! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9834 At least you'll have lemonade. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9835 trust me, it will be a hell of a lemonade. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9836 ...I’m not sure dear, he just said something about making lemonade. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9837 these are organic, honey 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9838 i thought death made you face your old DEMONS... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9839 I guess Life’s lemons were tainted. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9840 Darling, it’s in prep for Tits Out Summer! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9841 I thought it was life that was supposed to give you lemons? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9842 They say his strudel is to die for… 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9843 „It‘s free.“ 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9844 I'll bet these are the sourest lemons we'll ever taste 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9845 Yes, I invited him. He’s my friend. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
9846 He knows I'm allergic. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9847 Welcome to the neighborhood. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9848 Finally found someone to try your homemade bread dear. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9849 I know that they’re a heart attack on a platter, but I can’t resist his beignets. They’re to die for! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9850 Honey, relax, I've survived your cooking all these years, eating one of these will be a piece of cake. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9851 Honey... they're fresh! We'll show our appreciation later. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9852 When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9853 He said they’re Devil Dogs. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9854 There gluten free hon, no problem to take them! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9855 Don’t worry, Maggie, they’re gluten free. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9856 I think we should be grateful, darling! This one will definitely be much closer to us than our former neighbour... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9857 I don't know what they are either honey, but although he looks scary, I think we should take them and say thank you. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9858 I told you I knew a guy. Do you want to make this lemonade or not? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9859 I know, but honey, your food IS death 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9860 Come to think of it, he said it was "Death by Chocolate" but never said the word "cake." 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9861 Forget that they’re vegan. Focus! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9862 The bill was fake. Who says you can't cheat him? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9863 It's a lot faster when I make the zest. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9864 What? If you make killer cocktails, you need Lemons of Death. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9865 Should “Best by June 1985” concern me? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9866 Will you make lemonade? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9867 When the Grim Reaper gives you lemons, you make lemonade. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9868 He forgot to give them to us at the barbecue, so he thought he’d drop them by on his way to work. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9869 Not all Grim Reapers, Cynthia. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9870 He says they’re organic and freshly scythed 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
9871 Am I just supposed to squeeze these in my eyes? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9872 Hon, Gary’s lemon tree is flourishing. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9873 Boysonberry Surprise! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9874 Isn't this the guy who was selling that Chinese milk year? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9875 If they were brownies, I wouldn't touch them. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9876 He's all out of cloaks, honey. He said something about 'a zest for life'? 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
9877 Those are deadly lemons! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9878 Google, When Death hands you lemons, what do you make? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9879 My hands are full dear. Would you mind giving him your signature in blood? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
9880 What? He said I should be more giving ! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
9881 I don’t know about you, but I’m dying to try these. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9882 I’ve had them before. These rolls are to die for. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9883 That’s when LIFE gives you lemons... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9884 I have heard that these are to die for… 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9885 She says Welcome yo the neighborhood! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9886 At least they’re not as sour as you, Marcy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
9887 What's that saying about when Death hands you limes? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9888 This is my big break hun. He promises no one's ever thought of this before. Not even Beyoncé. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9889 I'm making lemon hindrance. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9890 I guess we'll be making limeade. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9891 He says 'they make a wonderful lemonade.' 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9892 So we’ll make lemonade! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9893 We'll just have to make lemonade! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9894 He said my time has come and if I have a problem with it, I can suck on a lemon 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9895 When Death gives you lemons, you make lemonade margaritas. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9896 I’m taking it! It’s a marble rye! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9897 When Death gives you lemons, you need lemon-aid 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9898 Lemon aid us not into temptation but delivery us from evil. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9899 For some people in times of covid. “Don't worry, honey. It's just a lemonade!” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9900 No, honey, turning these lemons into lemonade won't kill us. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9901 How does that saying go again? Oh, what about if death gives you lemons? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9902 But they’re lemon poppyseed 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9903 Why do you look sour? They’re just lemons from Death, not an album from Olivia. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9904 It was a tough harvest this year. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9905 I am going to quick make some lemonade. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9906 The food critics say this dish is to die for 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9907 I’m just dying to try a yuzu lemonade. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
9908 It's ok. He's a vegan. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9909 When each is giving you lemons, you squirt the juice in their eyes. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9910 These are delicious. He harvested his own wheat. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9911 He says after you eat these you'll never want anything else again. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9912 He’s really motivated, and is offering all cash, no contingencies, and 30-day closing. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9913 He's given me this and 10 minutes grace and I promised to make the most of it. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9914 What the heck do you say when Death gives you lemons? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9915 Death has given us lemons — we must now destroy lemonade. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9916 He said they’re free, what could go wrong? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9917 Now we can make lemonade to drink with our final meal. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9918 Angel's Food or Devil Dog, my dear? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9919 What's the difference? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9920 Greedys even accept from the evil 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9921 This pie is to die for. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9922 What could go wrong? From plant to plate. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9923 He says its free. But I'm not so sure. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9924 Well I've already been taxed 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9925 Death proposing as a friend. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9926 He's been making me mushroomcookies since the beginning of all this Covid-thing....they help he says"... 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9927 Feed the beast and it won't bite you. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9928 Darn it, Karen, you always say your mom’s fried chicken is to die for. Why the hesitation now? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9929 There was some restructuring at corporate 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
9930 Gives the saying "When life give you lemons, make lemonade!" a different spin, huh? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
9931 Hey, why not "when DEATH gives you lemons"? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9932 Honey, you’re deep fried lemons ARE to die for. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9933 How about making a nice lemon meringue pie for the last course ? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
9934 I can't turn them down. You know I'm opposed to cancel culture. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9935 Sangria ! Darling Sangria. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9936 What are the Five Stages of Lemonade? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9937 It’s okay, they’re keto-friendly. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
9938 Let’s throw these on the grill 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
9939 My mother always said if life gives you lemons, make lemonade! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
9940 Your baking is deadly too. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
9941 He said they are Meyer's Lemons. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
9942 They have extra butter and sugar, what do you think? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
9943 These will still work for lemonade, right? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
9944 Papa,when death gives you lemons dont deny.Its a sin. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
9945 Common honey, we have to try, he picked them all by himself 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
9946 Hon, isn't this nice? Our new neighbor stopped by with a tray of recycled COVID masks. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9947 When Death hands you a lemon, you still make lemonade 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9948 I know it’s 3 days old Dear but it won’t kill him, agai 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9949 Do you know how to make tequila? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9950 Its his way of communicating we have enough time to make life's lemonade out of our lemon gifted lives 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9951 Well, Cheryl, the YELP review said these empanadas are to die for. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9952 Happy Día De Los Muertos 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9953 I'm going to make lemon LaCroix. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9954 Say, doesn't you mother just love lemonade? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
9955 He said we could make lemonade. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9956 Fresh from the grill," Or, at least that's what I think he sai 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9957 As the saying goes, when life gives you lemonade… 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
9958 He's always been a bit of a sourpuss 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9959 „... look! here said they are free ...” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9960 He did say he comes in peace, Karen 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9961 I know we shouldn’t, but he says they’re to die for. @jeffstempka 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9962 It was touch and go with COVID. He won't visit in a long time now, so the immunity-boosting lemons. A parting gift I suppose... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
9963 When Death gives you lemons, you make a hard seltzer. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9964 When death gives you lemons, you take them and thank her. It wouldn't be polite to do otherwise 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9965 They're low cholesterol... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9966 Towels to freshen up for the final journey. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9967 I think it's worth it...as long as I don't have to eat any more of your mother's cooking. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9968 Don't worry. He swears they're peanut free. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9969 Not to worry, dear. He said they are gluten-free. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9970 I guess we’ll make some lemonade. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9971 Honey, we better start digging a hole. We need to strike water and fast! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9972 Life's got the lemonade market, he wants the squares 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9973 Why not accept these lemons for my meringue pie entry for the contest tomorrow, I might win. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9974 He was laid off after the vaccines but some guy hired him to deliver devils food cakes. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9975 I told you life was busy 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9976 Sara do you remember that time I tried to fit my balls up my ass lmao that was wild 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9977 He didn’t say if they are gluten free. Do we ask him? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9978 Do we know anyone in Samarra with a lemon tree? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9979 FAREWELL DINNER 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9980 He says I should “make lemonade.” Jan Griffin Long Beach, CA 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9981 He’s a Lemon Demon fan 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9982 This could be a real lemon. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9983 I understand nothing, Barbara. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9984 If it looks healthy, it must be good 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9985 Oh no Death just ordered way too many lemons on Amazon Fresh.. I know we shouldn’t, Bezos and all- but I’d hate to see anything go to waste 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
9986 « This is your final warning, you know I give you life! If you try this sh*t again, you gonna lose your wife! » #lemonade #Beyoncé 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9987 He says we have to wait until March 2020 to use them 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9988 There's no life in him anymore, someone has to give him lemons Carla, more points for us 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9989 You know, I was making my own lemonade long before it went mainstream! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9990 I know I said your lemon bars were to die for...but I didn't think you'd take it literally... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9991 It's cake to death, not cake or death. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
9992 Oh hell, they know I make the worst lemonade. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
9993 Swindling at its best 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
9994 He says these lemons are from the garden keeper not the Grim Reaper. Luke Komarek, Greensboro, GA 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
9995 When Death gives you lemons,make one really sour paella. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9996 He's also giving me his very own recipe for no-flub lemon bars. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
9997 No, you're thinking of the painter, Munch. he gave up his brush for a sickle. Now he just goes around asking if anyone wants to munch. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9998 My car's totaled. It's all his fault, and he has absolutely no money. There is no way that he can pay me. So the judge decreed that he become my butler. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
9999 When life hands you lemons, do you want them sliced? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10000 Claims she used to be a girl scout 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
10001 How do you feel about lemonade? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
10002 He's mumbling something about a great trip. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10003 When Death hands you lemons, what are you supposed to do? Make arsenic-laced lemonade? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
10004 Word got out about the lemonade. I suggest we go with a meringue or tart with this batch. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
10005 We make plum juice? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
10006 He wants sugar-free lemonade. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10007 It's lemons! What should we make? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
10008 He wants me to make a lemonade. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
10009 He is our new neighbour from China. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10010 - Honey, what are you doing?! - Relax, hon. Wouldn't you agree that when life give you lemons... - You become lemonade? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10011 Gone with the wind.,,.. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10012 Oh, it's just Kamala, early for Halloween before they change the name. Lemonade? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
10013 The microwave was broken. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10014 When Life gives us lemons, we make lemonade. Any idea what the opposite of lemonade is? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10015 Not surprising its high in cholesterol, salt, and fat. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
10016 You'd think they'ed be bitter but best lemon cake ever! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
10017 The vaccines have forced me to take a side gig. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
10018 See? I told you if we didn't take our shots we'd be making a great deal. We even got lemons out of it! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
10019 Well this must be a good thing, right? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10020 'i know it's the Death, but did you or did you not see the price of the lemons back at home? exactly" 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
10021 Honey, I’ve known her since I was born, she has all my trust! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
10022 Well honey, you wanted to try new things. My shellfish allergy can’t be that bad! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
10023 Honey what’s that saying about when Death gives you lemons? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10024 You know what they say, when li.. I mean death gives you lemons… 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10025 Should we ask about sugar? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
10026 I bring thee grim tidings 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
10027 Life gave me lemons, so… 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
10028 Babe, are lemons keto? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
10029 Didn’t you say you’d die for some siciliian lemons yesterday? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
10030 But I love Samosas 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
10031 Sweetheart,what am I supposed to do with limes? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
10032 He says his wife Marjory Taylor Greene baked them for us. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
10033 We give death lemons, theoretically he makes lemonade, takes a break, gives us a break." 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
10034 Expect sour lemonade. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
10035 I’ve actually only know what to do when life hands you lemons. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
10036 I guess my lemonades were quite popular. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
10037 This lemonade is going to be to die for" 🍋☠ 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
10038 Hmmmm... Sharon, do you know how to make a lemon tree from a lemon? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
10039 You put a wedge of lemon in your mouth during autoerotic asphyxiation so if you get too close to the edge the acid will wake you up. You said you wanted to try new things. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
10040 I told you we shouldn’t have eaten before. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
10041 It's the meal I ordered before my execution. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10042 I'm giving it the hot cross buns. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10043 Gloria, when life hands you lemons… 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
10044 But when *death* gives you lemons, you make… oh, forget it, you’re just dead is all, you’re multiplying by zero here, it’s not funny, I’ve been dreading this before my second cup of coffee every day for years, it sucks 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
10045 Do you need any more proof of me making a killer fried chicken? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10046 So much vitamin C! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10047 Honey,how can we refuse? Remember the ones Life gave us? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
10048 When death gives you lemons... ??? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10049 Fine,maybe HE’LL make lemonade. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10050 Well I hope you enjoy your lemonade. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10051 First he took care of the Smiths and now this. You know, he’s turning into the best neighbor we’ve ever had. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10052 You really gotta try this. It's called "Death by Deep Fried Chicken" and it's out of this world! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10053 It's a life-or-death situation. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10054 Initially the garden of eden was a hell of a place , and the apples heavenly . 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10055 When death gives u lemons but u can't make lemonade 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10056 Sorry, babe. I’m feeling sadistic. Think of the possibilities. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
10057 This lemonade is gonna MAKE us. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
10058 Well, at least make sure they’re gluten free 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
10059 He’s from Cornwall! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
10060 They're gluten free, desr 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
10061 You know, no one's ever prepared me for *this.* 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
10062 He says they're really tasty AND nutritious. What could it hurt? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
10063 I think we should give the lemons a go, they are FDA-approved 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
10064 We can make arsenicade 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
10065 Ever hear of sugar-free lemonade? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
10066 I know honey, but he said it’s not the same kind he made in 2020. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
10067 What Kathy? Death here makes a mean lemon sponge 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
10068 Don't worry. Lemons don't give me gas. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10069 Just make sure it's organic. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
10070 We all need a break from our diets sometimes. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10071 Lemonade is always a good call when you're struggling! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
10072 When death gives you lemons...ahh, forget it. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
10073 Darling, after my demise, I'd like you to take advice from the old adage. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
10074 He says, "Welcome to the neighborhood. Didn't you hear the truck?" 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
10075 When Life gives you lemons, pass them on to Death 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10076 He says to be sure to use lots of refined sugar. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10077 Well, the ad did say they're to die for. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10078 His lemon meringue pie is to die for. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10079 She started a lemon meringue pie operation as one of her pandemic projects. Now I just feel bad for her. But at least it's free delivery. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10080 Remind me, when Death gives you lemons, do you make lemonde? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10081 When death hands you lemons, do you make lemonade, or run like hell to finally get vaxxed? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10082 Everyone raves about these Grim chili lemon puffs 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10083 Tell me you get your lemons from the grimreeper without telling me you get your lemons from the grimreeper 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10084 - Well, you did say you were "literally, dying for a gin and tonic..." - 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10085 ‘They’re in season.’ 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10086 Everyday at noon, these lemons are floating on this platter, and they are to die for. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10087 When death gives you lemons, be thankful those aren't pomegranates" #greekmythreferenc 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10088 Free things are not happen often 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
10089 Aren’t we about due for a visit to your Mother’s? 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
10090 Do you think we Should!?!" jk fuller, genoa nv 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
10091 If you get lemons, make lemonade. Sandra Stedinger jgauthier4@san.rr.com 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
10092 Mitch McConnell's welfare offerings guaranteed to test your insurance for toxic foods-- shall we have one or three? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
10093 I am sure they are healthy, otherwise he wouldn't be offering them! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
10094 Does this mean we need to make orange juice? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
10095 Should I be worried about the cholesterol level of these buns? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
10096 Have one,honey! They’re to die for! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
10097 Well, dear, where you're going lemon juice will just boil but I'll make it into a martini & celebrate! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
10098 What! I’m going to return the plate. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
10099 Since so many people are vaccinated there are a lot left over. It would be rude to not accept his gift 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
10100 Epstein didn’t kill himself… 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
10101 No, Death don't want to get us apart. See!" 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
10102 If God gives you lemons, make lemonade; If Death gives you lemons, make lemon bars. Or is it the other way around? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
10103 It's a traditional last meal. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10104 He says they're locally sourced and still warm. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
10105 I thought he was coming for the bread. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10106 Hang on there Death, I’ll take these lemon’s from ya just as soon as I’m done checkin’ out this broad’s rack 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10107 These are non-GMO and organically made in Hell. The company's called Tarts-R-Us. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10108 Two fowl?? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
10109 I'm sure they're not poisonous. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10110 And you thought it was bad when Life handed us lemons. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10111 Makes the best funeral potatoes you’ve ever tasted! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
10112 These lemons were in the prime of their life 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10113 grandma always said we should kill 'em with kindness 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10114 Are you sure lemonade is out of the question?? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
10115 Everyone tells me these are "to die for!" 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
10116 When death hands you lemons, is it still make lemonade or what? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10117 Should I ask the recipe of his favourite deadly lemon pie? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10118 You know what they say, Joan: "Never look a gift horse in the mouth.' 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10119 Honey. He´s a Myers too 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10120 He says the hot cross buns are to die for 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10121 He thinks I’m John Waters. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10122 Honey, this is our new neighbor. He says 2020 was the peak of his career and he’s retired. Lemon gardening is his new passion 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
10123 Wanna taste my secret recipe for mojitos? They're to die for! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10124 Well, our holiday plans just got cancelled, Karen. Amalfi Coast has gone into lockdown. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10125 Remember saying you’d die if you ever smelled another lemon drop? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10126 This time I’m not making lemonade. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10127 The way to a man's heart is through his soul 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10128 If death gives you lemons, make lifeomade 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
10129 When you are given lemons is it always a good idea to make lemonade? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10130 When life hands you lemons - you die. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10131 What? Life certainly wasn't giving me any, and I'm thirsty!" 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10132 Honey, he did say they were to die for. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10133 Just add ade-the body concerned in an action or process 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
10134 He’s trying to make limeade a thing again 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
10135 Grim Reaper scones will cure your insomnia! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
10136 ...AND IF DEATH GIVES YOU LEMONS, IT'S " MAKE EMBALMING FLUID". 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
10137 With the check from your life insurance I’ll be buying the whole lemonade factory. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
10138 You said you were dying for wings. I found you some. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
10139 But he said they'll add years to my life. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
10140 But they're organically farmed and gluten free, Joanne. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
10141 Witches’ brew tempts innocent couple! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
10142 Look on the bright side. Now we have garnishes for tomorrow's cookout. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
10143 He says if we throw in some bearnaise sauce he'll go away. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
10144 There just lemons honey, they wont kill you. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
10145 You said you need lemons, right?! These are for free. He just wants you to put your heart and soul into making that lemonade. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
10146 He said lemons make him pucker. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
10147 To die for! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
10148 Anyway, is free, let's take some... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
10149 He's gonna cut 'em up really good. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
10150 His lemon cookies are to die for. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
10151 But, he says they’re organic.” 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
10152 Me? No, he doesn't want me. He wants my lemonade. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
10153 Your mom says these pirogies are to die for! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
10154 Is the fried cheese, wrapped in caramelized bacon, bad for your health? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
10155 What? Life's short, on lemons. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
10156 Last time this happened I grew a moustache. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
10157 This answers the questions how worse death can be 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
10158 Yes, they are dying for! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
10159 „And that‘s what I call a life after death!“ 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
10160 They claim their fried chicken is "to die for"! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10161 They look delicious but I bet they have trans fats 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10162 You've got to have one. Hot from the oven, his rolls are to die for! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10163 What? I want to make spiked lemonade. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10164 It's my new diet plan, Fate Watchers! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
10165 Let’s give the kid some support Honey, it’s been a tough year 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
10166 Your mother IS turning over in her grave. The cherry ones are to die for. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10167 Let's just hope he remembers our patronage before the heart attack I'm scheduled for in two years." 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
10168 When death gives you lemons, .... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10169 Oh, come on Ginny, these are to die for! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
10170 Might as well, I haven't done anything with them. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
10171 Sometimes, dear, lemonade's just the thing. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10172 I'm not into sucking lemons but I really don't want to upset him for this nice gesture." 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10173 If the devil can have food cake, why can't he have his pastry? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
10174 Look, if Life gave me lemons I'd make lemonade out of them too. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
10175 Darla, meet Than. Tell ya, when this guy joined the Neighborhood Watch, the scallywags packed their bags! No more TP, eggs, burning bags of shit.... Top it off, cooks the meanest soul food in town. Extra crispy, right? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10176 A trade - My life for your lemonade. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10177 When death hands you lemons, you take them. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
10178 Dead pan fried and no preservatives. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10179 Well...they're not Devil Dogs...but they'll do. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
10180 Didn't you just say you were dying to make lemon bars the other day? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10181 I don't get it. He says, "I put the you in morning buns." 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10182 Yeah, but is there a saying for when DEATH gives you lemons? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
10183 Really delicious! You'll never have another experience like it. They're to die for. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10184 Apparently they're organic and hyper-local. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
10185 What should we do when Death gives us lemons? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
10186 Get a life! It is not going to kill me. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
10187 Yes, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when Death gives you lemons, you make lemon tarts. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
10188 He said he's from Welcome Wagon. those biscuits smell to die for. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
10189 Flesh is not the soul. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10190 I might of mentioned something about your Lemon Meringue die……er Pie and your Lemon -blade er ade!!! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
10191 Come on honey, let's make some lemonade. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
10192 He suggests a lemonade stand in lieu of healthcare. 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
10193 Would you care for some lemonade? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
10194 I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my lemon tea, darling 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10195 This is what you get when you don’t tip the driver 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
10196 Honey, is he offering this food in exchange for my life? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
10197 The New Deal 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
10198 He said he’s a bit parched. These are for the kids’ lemonade stand. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10199 I know you want to go vegan but Seitan? Are you positive it tastes like chicken? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
10200 Please, don’t be sharp” 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
10201 Sweetheart, organic just isn’t in the budget this year... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
10202 Everything with this guy is sour. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
10203 The instructions clearly outline what to do when life gives you lemons. Ikea never mentioned anything about death! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
10204 Okay honey, death's handing me lemons, time to start making lemon flavored spon con." #essentialoils #lemonessentialoils #sponsoredconten 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10205 I've heard of when life hands you lemons, but it's 2021 Caren so here we are... 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
10206 [whispers] ... I know, and he's SUCH a bad cook 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10207 It is a dead plate,but still warm. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10208 Death be not Proud, though some have called him Mighty and Dreadful... 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
10209 But they're fritters. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10210 Well, it can’t be worse than when life gives you lemons. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10211 not a caption, a comment re finalists, March 1st issue -- 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10212 Lemonade is a soulless industry 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10213 He's selling snacks to stay alive. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
10214 I don't know what they are but hey you only live once. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
10215 When death hands you lemons, you make eyewash. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10216 Just a grim reminder that not only life offers lemons. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10217 I think now's the time to make lemonade out of lemons. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
10218 He asked if he could have the chicken you cooked last night. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10219 Let’s at least put vodka in the lemonade this time. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10220 These lemons certainly weren't "to die for" 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10221 'Here are the lemons that come with my death, dear. It's time to make some good lemonade out of this situation.. I'm sorry dear, goodbye' 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10222 Oh!!! Lemony Snicket's abridged version of life😂😂..Hell yes🔥 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10223 He's looking at his wife😂. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10224 Honey I think people might have that famous saying “life gives you lemons” all wrong 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10225 These are gluten-free, right, hon? He says he’s celiac or whatever. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
10226 honey, are you making lemonade again? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
10227 I'm sure we can figure out how to update the ol' adage, honey. Maybe we'll make lemon rickeys. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
10228 Now that the pandemic is over, I thought it’d be nice to visit the neighbors. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
10229 Don't worry. We'll just make lemonade. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
10230 The lemon-aid stand or the meringue pie? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
10231 You know what they say - "If Death gives you lemons..." 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
10232 How nice, he bought peppers to the cook-out. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
10233 Look, YOU'RE the one that's always saying that we could save a little money by buying off-brand products. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
10234 I’m gonna make a curd. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
10235 Death, "You have to take the whole platter, Dave. I only do all or nothing deals." 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
10236 Does this mean I’m gonna live? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
10237 Of course they are gluten-free; why would he lie? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
10238 Don't make lemonade: a better approach for when death gives you lemons. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10239 : “well, hon, ya know what they say.. when life gives you lemons —“ “hon, that’s death! what do they say when death gives you lemons?!” “er; hon, don’t get sour on me now” 🍯 🍋 😂!!! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10240 Desperate times call for desperate measures, Daphane. The Girl Scouts aren't delivering. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
10241 Yes !! It really is death by chocolate dessert. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10242 When Death gives you lemons, you should preserve them! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10243 No Walter… if you want lemonade, we need to get those lemons from LIFE! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
10244 When the world gives you lemons… 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10245 When death gives you lemons, relatives make a eulogy 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10246 As they say...when death hands you lemons... 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
10247 She said is going to be a bittersweet ending 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10248 Oh my, life really looks like he needs a holiday 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10249 He says they’re to die for” or “But it’s for children 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10250 Let me tell you about my juicy sins” 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10251 when DEATH gives you lemons, paint that shit gold 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
10252 Interesting, I was never told what to do when death gave me lemons. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10253 You know what they say Cheryl, when Death hands you lemons..." "That's not how the saying goes, Steve. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
10254 Are you still supposed to make lemonade when Death gives you lemons? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
10255 You make lemonade, of course. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
10256 I am not sure those are worth two souls. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
10257 Fresh, just harvested. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
10258 When death hands you lemons, don’t make bones about it. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
10259 You can go ahead and eat kale and tofu. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
10260 Suck a dick, Diane. The grim reaper and I are gonna go chuck lemons at homeless people and there ain’t shit you can do about it. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
10261 I know .... but h.is devils food is to die for. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
10262 These are literally empanadas to die for. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
10263 The empanadas at this restaurant are to die for 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10264 If death gives you lemons, make lemonade? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
10265 I didn't feel like making lemonade. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
10266 Sometimes life gives you lemons. Sometimes Death gives you lemons. Sometimes lemons give you death. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
10267 He says their keto. How bad can it be? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
10268 I'm going to have to make lemonade. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
10269 Mr. Death here laid it all out in quite a light-hearted and touching manner. And the lemons cost, how much? They cost him seven dollars, honey. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
10270 Wonder what he expects in return..? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
10271 What? Life didn’t do it’s job 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
10272 Honey, what’s the procedure for when the death gives you lemons? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
10273 I’ve invited the new neighbor for Margarita night 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
10274 What is it they say you're supposed to make when death gives you lemons? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10275 Honey! Get some glasses with ice cubes. We’re making some Grim Reaper lemonade!! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10276 This might be a trick, or the fruity truce. I doubt so! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10277 He says we should still lemonade. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10278 I KNOW darling, but WHY can't I still make lemonade? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10279 Come ‘on, it’s just a token of hope. He’s really trying. You know, “life’s lemons,” half full - half empty. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
10280 What does it mean if death gives you lemons, Susan? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10281 That new goth bakery delivers for free! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
10282 I've heard his tarts are to die for. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10283 This will never make the cover of Life magazine. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10284 I ordered these before the pandemic, but he says they don't accept returns. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10285 : You know I'm a very organised man. No shortage of lemonade for those who come to greet you. I'm going with her ! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10286 See Susan everyone knows you’re bitter 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10287 I may not have made lemonade, but I like to think I've left them better than when I found them. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10288 But the prices are dead honey 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10289 Death the leveller 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10290 Honey! Isn’t that a death from ‘The Tales of Beedle the Bard’? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10291 I am testing him to see if he can make lemonade out of these. Then he’ll know what to do with me. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
10292 Go on, a little sugar is good for you! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
10293 When Death gives you lemons,make lemonade and love. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
10294 While I can't vouch for the flavor - we can pretty much be assured that they will be hot 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
10295 I mean it's not Life giving us lemons. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
10296 Am I supposed to make lemonade? It’s a tray not bowl! There must be some kind of mistake! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
10297 Hope the Death can make lemonades out of these lemons and forget about killing people for once this year! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
10298 They say to make lemonhindrance 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
10299 They say muffins are the staff of life but I don't think our neighbor's recipe came from the book of life 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
10300 Dear? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
10301 I have to figure oun what to do when Death hands you lemons 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
10302 Have you tried the Hot Pockets? They're breathtaking. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
10303 Death by cookie- care to join me! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
10304 For the life of me, I hope we have lots of sugar, ice and water. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
10305 Not saying much for vitamin C ! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
10306 Aren’t we out of lemons at home. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
10307 He says brains of the undead form part of a healthy flexatarian breakfast. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
10308 . . . a little snack before the journey? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
10309 When death hands you lemons, make unsweetened lemonade. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
10310 When it’s death that’s handing you lemons, just go for the martini. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
10311 You see demon lemons. I see talismans for immortality.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
10312 When death hands you lemons, make lemonade together. He has remarkable facility with the scythe, and a killer squeeze. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
10313 Bernice, he's giving me lemons! Shall we make lemonade now? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
10314 Lemonade, I know. But when it’s Death that gives the lemons, then what do you do? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
10315 'I think he overestimates the effect of his brother's marketing gimmick on why people like him better' 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
10316 But its 9 lemons in a bowl, not 6 Helen, he got it wrong again 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
10317 I’m just asking if their gluten-free 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
10318 Ummmm, I don’t think he’s passing out Halloween treats honey! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
10319 Nothing’s enough for the living but everything is too much for the dead 💀 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
10320 When death gives you lemons, make lemon water. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
10321 For heaven's sake, Martha, he said they're organic. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
10322 I think someone is trying to crack into the lemon market 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
10323 I wasn’t kidding querido when I said I will find genuine Pan de Muerto 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
10324 They are root vegetables. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10325 What? He mistook me for John Waters so he returned with knishes. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10326 Try one, Honey. His samosas are to die for. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10327 I told you Chick-Fil-A was an equal opportunity employer! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10328 Let’s do some Arnold Palmer’s tonight”. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10329 How many months will we have to spend with your mother if we eat these? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
10330 Swapping soul for lemons 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10331 Baby just getting some lemon for your G&T 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10332 What? He said they were gluten free. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
10333 I didn't knew about this tradition of welcome gift in afterlife. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
10334 These will kill you but in your situation you don't have much to lose. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
10335 Apparently his cooking is to die for. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
10336 It's lemons! Get the juicer and I'll wait for you here. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
10337 You have to try one. He makes killer hors d'oeuvres. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
10338 He noticed we were unmasked and offered to share our empanadas around the neighborhood. 1.0816 0.05712 49 47 0 2
10339 When Death gives your lemons,accept them and be grateful you're not dead. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
10340 When life hands you lemons...make lemonade! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
10341 They promise a free never-ending hot meal service for one time price of a lifetime! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
10342 What do you mean you’ve never heard people say, ‘When Death gives you lemons make lemon merengue pie’? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
10343 Linda, I’m starting to think your Facebook friend Jimmy Peeper is lacking the qualifications for vaccine alternative recipes. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
10344 Should we ask him over for dinner? aption 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
10345 The meringue is deadly. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
10346 We wouldn't say no if these were from life. How can I say no to death? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
10347 People always tell me I have a real zest for life 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
10348 You can do whatever you want with these... 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
10349 Come on Carol, live a little. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
10350 We’re taking them; times are hard 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
10351 His challenge is to come up with something Boozy for a change. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
10352 Its that darn Chicken Pot Pie Death March they hold every year. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
10353 He said that life took the day off and he is filling in. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
10354 I don't suppose you're up for a gimlet? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
10355 Quick, get the juicer and a pitcher. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
10356 They’re from the tree in his unmerciful hellscape. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
10357 He's out to prove that if Death gives you lemons, you can still make lemonade. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
10358 Sorry,she is out of a job with the vaccine. She offered to collect my lemons. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
10359 As they say, when death gives you lemons… 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
10360 He said, “Good luck making lemonade.” 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
10361 I don’t think I can make lemonade with these. Maybe monetary gain. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
10362 Would you like an appi-die-zer?. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
10363 Poor late Mr. Norton didn't get the chance to make lemonade. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
10364 Soo... Do we make limeade? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
10365 I know they're lemons. The apples went bad. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
10366 Look honey, your Mother sent over my favorite snacks for Fathers Day! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
10367 it's vegetarian ... 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
10368 It’s a bake sale for the kids 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
10369 No thanks, I just started a new tired. Long story short i’ll pass 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
10370 Hunny..? Didn't you say you are allergic to lemonade? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
10371 My boss says I have to go back to the office in September, but now I'll be able to nurture this resentment forever. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
10372 This will keep the wolf away. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
10373 I never know how much to tip for lemons. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
10374 I guess in this case we should make poisoned lemonade??” 🍋 ☠ 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
10375 Darling, Is there anything else you wanna take apart from lemons 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
10376 Darling, I know it says ''When life gives you lemons...'' But I think we should broaden our horizons! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
10377 Just taste it! One little bite isn’t going to kill ya 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
10378 Everything he makes is to die for! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
10379 When death hands you lemons. make a hard lemonade and throw a party. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10380 He said, if you feel like death warmed over vitamin C is really good! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10381 Looks like lemonade time... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10382 Who cares where they come from? I'm thirsty for lemonade. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10383 Tell me quickly how to make lemonade when handed lemons! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10384 can we still make lemonade with these? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10385 So good,it 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10386 He says the croissants are to die for. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10387 If death gives you lemons, then what? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10388 I hope you're not thinking, 'Lemonade!" Shelley Daly, Housto 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10389 Your grim reaper is my empanada keeper! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10390 Okay, tomorrow I’ll start my weight loss diet. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10391 Welcome bites anyone? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10392 When death gives you lemons, make kill lemon pie 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10393 He says they’re great for cocktails, cake, ice cream… 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10394 Death is just a part of life 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
10395 Honestly, honey, I don't even like lemonade. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10396 If I'm being honest, it tastes like death warmed over. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10397 I love that he is upfront about them ! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10398 Trust me, you won't be able say 'no' to these babies. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10399 He says: "Our choice-go with him or make lemonade." 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10400 If you want him to give you a pass, you have to eat one his lemons with no sugar! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10401 Can I get this with peaches? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10402 Yes Honey I know croissants will clog my arteries, but why do you think they are bad for me? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10403 I'm welcoming him to the neighborhood. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
10404 I ordered some zest for dinner. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10405 Usually we get limes. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10406 Free breakfast pastry for life, if I refuse to get vaccinated. The delta on this is too great to refuse. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10407 Why wouldn't it work this way? He gives us lemons, we make some killer hard seltzer. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10408 I know what you're thinking, but my mother often told me that when you are offered lemons, make lemonade. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10409 Look, he's giving us lemons, and we're making lemonade. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10410 They’re chocolate, by Death 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10411 He offered, and I couldn’t exactly say no could I, Kate? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10412 Global warming is on the rise … we’d better prepare. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10413 I’ve been trying to look on the bright side of things, but even the lemonade stands look different post-pandemic. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
10414 No one ever shuts up about life giving lemons, what’s the worst that could happen? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
10415 I guess he doesn’t know about my citrus allergy. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
10416 For Eve and y'all it's apples. For me, Stanley, it's lemons. Who cares, it's a myth anyway. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10417 Honey, didn't your mother teach you not to take food from strangers? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
10418 It tastes better than Kool-Aid,and it's quicker too. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10419 If he doesn’t feed the souls, he starves the reaper. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10420 These Uber Eats are to die for!!! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10421 Honey, everything is well done from this guy. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10422 The chicken that was to die for 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10423 This next batch of lemonade better be death-defying. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10424 He says it comes with a juicer. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10425 He says there is time for one more attempt at making lemonade from Lemons before he gets back. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10426 You know what they say: when Death hands you lemons, make tequila shots. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10427 When the evil offers you some sauer experience next to your tequila and you take it because party must go on. @newyorkermag 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10428 It’s just common sense. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10429 You go ask your ”self-help gurus” how to make lemonade now! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10430 It's been 40 years waiting Life to give me lemmons, I've lowered my expectations 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10431 Honey, get out the good tequila, top shelf. He may still have a little life to squeeze out of him. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10432 When Death gives you lemons, is lemonade still the right metaphor? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10433 You have to make a lemon flambee approved by the Chef from Hell. Otherwise... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10434 Oh, and I'm just supposed to just give up on my life-long dream of owning/operating a lemonade stand over a freakin' antonym. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
10435 He'd like you to make your lemon meringue pie, he heard it killed at the party. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
10436 When death gives you lemons, you better add sugar to the lemonade. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
10437 I don’t understand why he’s giving us this food, but it looks to me like it’s definitely been warmed over! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
10438 Don´t pick these if you have a slow transit problem. They gonna last an eternity. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
10439 I really thought it was a good crop this year. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
10440 Accept it or not to accept it 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
10441 I guess I'll make Sprite? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
10442 Yes, h 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
10443 No worries--I will make lemonade. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
10444 Evidently Death would like some lemonade as well. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
10445 Is this how you make limoncello? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
10446 When death gives us lemons, what do we make? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
10447 Seriously Shelia,I can’t take them with me! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10448 You know that old saying, 'when death gives you lemons'?" Stephanie Young, Weston, Connecticu 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10449 They're fine. He just found the other definition of 'reaper.' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10450 We’ll turn sour into sweet as we reap what we sow; not grim at all! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10451 What are you supposed to make when death gives you lemons-a lemon drop martini or something?” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10452 I told him you make a killer lemon meringue 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10453 We are the carton, trusts me 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10454 He wants us to make lemonade. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10455 What do you say when Death hands you a lemon? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10456 He says the recipe is to kill for. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10457 I know what to do if life gives your lemons but… 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10458 Looks like I'm going to be making a big batch of lemonade. You take care of you. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10459 When death gives you lemons lemonade is not the answer! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10460 Trust me, his lemon meringue is to die for. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10461 Well these definitely won’t be lemonade. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10462 When Death gives you lemons, make spiked lemon-flavored beverage 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
10463 Organic artesianal make your own hard lemonaid is so hot right now 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
10464 He wants me to put some meat on them bones. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10465 What do you think? Is it worth it? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
10466 He gave me his homegrown bread because he said waiting for the bakery to open next week would be cutting it too close. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
10467 Enjoy your lemonade. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10468 Do you know hiw to make lemonade? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10469 I thought the phrase was "when life gives you lemons..." but I guess I must've misheard it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
10470 As I always say, "when Death gives you lemons...." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10471 We can always try to make a lemonade from a lemon, or is it too late? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10472 "It goes without saying. No lemonade." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10473 It looks like this will be my last lemon party." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10474 Karen, there's no need to call the manager, I promise these lemons are to die for! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
10475 Life, death, badabing, badaboom… 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10476 See? He doesn’t even want to make lemonade. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
10477 Do you think the 'implication' behind death giving me lemons is that I have blood acidosis? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
10478 I'm dead certain they're edible. #thenewyorkercaptioncontest 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10479 Well, you know, when life hands you lemons make lemonade I always say. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10480 These are so you go quietly. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10481 I'm pretty sure that's the saying. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10482 It used to be smoking. Now it's carbs. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10483 Don't worry honey, they're gluten free! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10484 See, I told you we shouldn’t have complained about the croissants. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10485 He says the empanadas are great. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10486 Do you think it's because they are super-fried? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10487 I know it’s not the usual delivery boy, but it’s the lemonade that counts, isn’t it?... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10488 But it's Death dear 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
10489 Care to join me? My diet allows just one of these a week!" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
10490 I sold my soul for these mini Madeleines from Dominique Ansel. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
10491 Any thoughts about what to do when Death gives you lemons? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
10492 Well I guess this means making lemonade isn’t an option… 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
10493 These crab puffs are to die for. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
10494 It doesn't matter. We can still make lemonade. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
10495 I guess we need to put activated charcoal in the lemonade now? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
10496 He insists the juice is worth the strangle. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
10497 We're running low on customers. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
10498 Is this that salmon mousse we were talking about? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
10499 When Death hands you lemons, then make, uh… citric acid? 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
10500 I think we should stay away from the empanadas. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
10501 Who shall we invite over for lemonade? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
10502 What? He said his lemon meringue was to die for. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
10503 he bets I can't fit them all 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
10504 Hmm maybe not make lemonade when life gives you lemons 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
10505 It's goes great with the Devil's Food Cake you made for dessert. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10506 You only live once. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10507 If you are going to invite Death, you still have to be a gracious and accommodating host. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10508 OK. I know what to do with the lemons Life gives us, but what should we do with these? 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
10509 I’m told the cookies are to die for. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10510 Really...it has come to this Bob? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10511 I know you hate lemons but he says these ones are to die for. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
10512 This is our chance to try that Lemon CURD recipe, Betty! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10513 It could has a bitter, but if we eat them fast it'll be like a sweet death. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10514 Would it be rude to send it back? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10515 Honey, this is the real face of life. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10516 We made lemonade with the other guy's. What do we do with these? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10517 These are delicious with vodka, very proverbial. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10518 Come on honey, its Halloween! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10519 Honey, he wants to call truce this year! And I think he could use a margarita or two 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10520 Don’t worry, we’ll be able to write of any losses from the lemonade stand to further reduce our tax rate 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
10521 Here, try my climate change burger. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
10522 Your 'Doom&Damnation' turnovers are proving quite helpful. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
10523 He wants my mother's recipe for lemonade! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
10524 I hear, these Crepes Suzettes are to die for! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
10525 They have the GMO Seal of Approval. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
10526 Now death gives you lemons, too. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
10527 I thought you asked me to make lemon-hades! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
10528 He said that even in death there will be lemons 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
10529 His Apple turnovers will be the death of me. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
10530 According to this guy we have some lemonade to make! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10531 Honey, these lemons will make one hell of a lemonade 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10532 Easy peasy lemon squeezy, and look Grim brought his new scythe to cut the lemons. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
10533 I guess we make lemonhinder? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
10534 Glad these voting lines are finally paying off. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
10535 This is unrelated to anything else that’s going on but I just wanted you to know that my dick is all fucked up & weird looking from when I used to hit it with a hammer when I was a kid. You know, just in case we end up, you know, fucking or whatever. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
10536 these rolls are to die for 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
10537 Why not, Karen? They’ve rippened. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
10538 Call Harry!! We have the fourth deathly Hallows” 🪄 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
10539 This lemon detox diet will be the death of me. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
10540 His dumplings are to die for. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
10541 Would you trust this person with your life? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
10542 Well, what on earth do you do when this guy gives you lemons? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
10543 I figured after 2020 we didn’t need these anymore… 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
10544 he says I have to shove these in your vagina" @mikefgeorge @chinatowngoldenchil 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
10545 See? I told you! When death gives you lemon, not life! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
10546 I'm sure we can find a recipe. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
10547 It's better than sour grapes. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
10548 If you don’t have any quarters, we can always put Karen up as collateral 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
10549 His corn dogs are the freshest I have ever tasted. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
10550 I know what to do when life hands you lemons, but never imagined this scenario. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
10551 He promised that he would keep them warm for me 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
10552 Honey, now I understand what it meant when my doctor told me "You are allergic to lemon, it can kill you!" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
10553 Don’t be racist our neighbor is not her to kill us 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
10554 Just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood… 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
10555 At this point I’ll take whatever lemons I can get… 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
10556 Here, goddammit, your goose is cooked. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
10557 That truly is Satanic-not only does he want us to drink The lemonade, he wants us to make it too! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
10558 I’m so thirsty. Do you think the old adage about lemons applies to Death too? 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
10559 If you're handed a lemon, you make lemonade. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
10560 It was this or indoor dining. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
10561 Don't worry honey, I'm just making vodka tonics. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
10562 I don’t know if i would trust those, Gerald. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
10563 When life gives you goop, gopaide. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
10564 A life for lemons 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
10565 When death gives you lemons... make demonade. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10566 He assures me that they are gluten free. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10567 Do you want lemonade or not,Rachel? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10568 It didn't work out the last time, so now he's trying to sweeten the deal. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10569 When death gives you lemons, make lemon blood. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10570 The lemon souffle is to die for. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10571 Death is trying to trick me honey! Is the old saying the same for the after life too? I think so sweetheart, take it go ahead , bye 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10572 When death brings you lemons, make lemon flavored stomach burners. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10573 "I told you Marge, do not offer death anymore cupcakes because they go right through here! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10574 You need tastebuds to get the joke... 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
10575 I feel like death warmed over, so I may as well eat it. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10576 It makes lemonade to die for! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10577 He says the lemonade won't stay cold. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10578 He said the rolls come from The Great British Baking Show. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10579 The popovers are to die for 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10580 When death gives you lemons, make Lemon Bandido. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10581 When death gives you lemons, you make some killer lemonade. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10582 He said we can make lemonade 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10583 He can't make the housewarming but he heated up some buns for us. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
10584 I couldn't make lemonade. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10585 I always said your lemon bars are to die for. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10586 Yo she got a donk tho @jenna_santilli 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10587 This a good back-up plan if we run out of Girl Scout Cookies. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
10588 Glady' brought some aardvark livers for your prom dinner, and before you say anything yes, they DO look exactly like lemons. Please go ask Other Dad to make room in the refrigerator. And be grateful. Gladys' popcorn balls are terrible. Burrrrrrrrp! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
10589 When the grip reaper offers you lemons, do we make lemonade? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
10590 Do you have a long spoon? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
10591 When Death gives us lemons, we can make lemonade... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
10592 Look, if I die, just sue the pants off 'em. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
10593 Judy...Mr. Coronavirus is here again!” Judy-thought-‘This guy...again with the limes...ugh. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
10594 gonna shid & fard all over these 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
10595 When you barter with Death you get a lot of lemons for some reason. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
10596 We met on tinder, Flowers are overrated...context 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
10597 Ooh, fresh lemons! You gotta try these, they’re to die for. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
10598 When death gives you lemons you make lemon chicken. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
10599 When death gives you lemons, act like they're to die for. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
10600 Tell him Barb, we love grapefruit! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
10601 Honey, this nice man wants me to exchange you for these lemons." "Oh I'm sure he asked for your life, not your wife. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
10602 I guess this is what they meant by “life sentence” 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
10603 isnt this guy bad? are you sure we should eat these? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
10604 Honey, didn't I tell you to bring the citrus juicer???? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
10605 Best Jalapeños Poppers for Fourth of July 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
10606 When life gives you lemons, you pass them on to death 💀 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
10607 Are you really sure you are gluten intolerant? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
10608 Our vacation appt. is this week? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10609 These death lemons will be perfect for our Corpse Revivers! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
10610 He says he can turn lemons into lemonade 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
10611 He said the wings are like angel wings but the ghost pepper is hot as hell! 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
10612 The expression starts: 'If life serves up lemons-' but I don't see any sugar water. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
10613 He says make him lemonade or we move to the top of his list." 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
10614 Is there a policy for when death hands us lemons instead? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
10615 Don’t worry, Barb, we don’t need to get the vaccine because I read on Facebook that drinking organic, non-GMO, all-natural, immune-boosting lemon water works just as well. 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
10616 These are hamantaschen from the devil. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
10617 Sugar-coated. We'll never have this recipe again. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
10618 I have a killer vegan lemon tart recipe 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
10619 This dud debacle is due to his demise 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
10620 They say his cookies are to die for. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
10621 No, it was made today. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
10622 Don't worry. I'm sure they're no more harmful than the pigs-in-a-blanket you ate ten minutes ago off the pretty server's tray. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
10623 He's quite knowledgeable. Says they are more tart than apples and devilish good. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
10624 (Wife) I ate already, but you go ahead. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
10625 They’re gmo free. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
10626 But...they’re Keto! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
10627 When Death gives you lemons, don't halve the sugar in the lemonade recipe! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
10628 Eat them all Harry ! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
10629 What do you mean by it’s not Halloween today? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
10630 DE~MON 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
10631 Don't panic. He's with UberEats. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
10632 when Death gives you empanadas... 1.0492 0.03641 61 59 1 1
10633 No one ever talked about what to do when death gives you these… 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
10634 Ready for some lemonade? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
10635 You see Jules, it's becoming harder and harder to be a small farmer these days. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
10636 Just a squeeze adds just the right kick to an Embalming Fluid cocktail. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
10637 Look its the grim reaper, he must get real thirsty during this pandemic 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
10638 They'll take a couple years off your life, but they're the bad years. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
10639 Don't worry! It's not lemon covid vaccine! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
10640 Barb...there's no discussion with him...it's quick and relatively painless by poison lemons....or pulverized, slowly and agonizingly under a truck. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
10641 Covidellies. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
10642 Yes Helen, but this is Death.....lemonade just wont do. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
10643 I think we‘re going to need quite a lot of sugar this time. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
10644 Aldi was closed… 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
10645 He says try one - they are fresh baked Death by Chocolate. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
10646 But honey, Death’s lemons are non-GMO. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
10647 „Well, it doesn‘t seem like he appreciates our gift...“ 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
10648 Pray these are gluten 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
10649 I’m pretty sure Devil’s Food cake is gluten free. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
10650 He says it's an Apple Fritter, Eve. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
10651 When death hands you lemons, make Mikes Hard Lemonade 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
10652 He says day old muffins give him gas 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
10653 They say his croissants are simply to die for! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
10654 If death gives you lemons, make lemontinis 1.0426 0.04255 47 46 0 1
10655 But I never thought your mother's ashes would be baked into blueberry muffins" 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
10656 When Death gives me empanadas, I make empanada juice. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
10657 But if it were one of those little brats down the street selling produce you’d force me to buy something, wouldn’t you? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
10658 Before I accept these, you know how to make lemonade, right? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
10659 Well when life gives you lemons, you m... What? It's who? Whatever. Make yourself a shit and tonic for all I care. I want a divorce. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
10660 Our life is now full of lemonades! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
10661 For our next life: sour lemons, preserved or lemonade? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
10662 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
10663 Trust me babe,besides the first ones always free! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
10664 If death hands you lemons, make a run for it Or At least it’s not apples, Eve 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
10665 When death gives you lemons,do you give them back? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
10666 -I guess she is making up for 2020 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
10667 Do you think he knows we accepted Life’s? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
10668 « She can’t be worse than our previous neighbours » 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
10669 It's 3.50$ and please check the pool 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
10670 If dead 💀 gives you lemons 🍋 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
10671 ...said he is here for my sour... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
10672 Eating these rare roasted songbirds served by Death won't literally kill me. It's obviously an allegory about my lost soul. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
10673 Man to woman: look this nice man is giving us lemons. For free! We can make lemonade! Woman to man: honey, I thought we talked about this. You’re not supposed to talk to strangers. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
10674 Life wasn't really giving the best lemons for my vodka 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
10675 Everyone knows friend chicken can't kill you! 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
10676 Store was out of lemons, but now Stella can still have her lemonade stand tomorrow. A promise is a promise even if I’m sacrifice. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
10677 Food for thug? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
10678 He's a goner.It's your chicken wings. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
10679 The lemons are very sour. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
10680 I know I'm going to hell if you make your lemon Ambrosia. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
10681 When death gives you lemons, make shandy? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
10682 No need to spice up my world, and I’m not from Spice Girls. Hai Si Ja, hold tight. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
10683 ...you're kidding! I thought you said,"bee keeper"... 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
10684 What? It'll be refreshing in the days to come! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
10685 They call it limoe death . 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
10686 I think I killed somebody 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
10687 O Death, how bitter you are” (Sirach 41: 1-2 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
10688 Honey, he doesn’t do ‘doorsteps’ anymore. He brings empanadas. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
10689 are you kidding me? I am not related to you and barely like you… god leave me alone. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
10690 Oh, yummy. These are to die for 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
10691 “When Death gives you lemons, make yourself a Corpse Reviver cocktail.” 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
10692 See babe, I told you that death gives better lemons than life for the lemonade. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
10693 It's ok sweetheart Lebron James sent them, they're paid for from his "defund The police campaign"..... 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
10694 One last pitcher of lemonade? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
10695 How thoughtful for the flight attendant to offer us a hot towel! I wonder what time dinner will be served. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
10696 The orchard's called "Killer Lemons." Why do you ask? 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
10697 I thought you said when life gives you lemons, make lemon AIDS. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
10698 He recently began taking final meal requests. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
10699 I asked him for a cup of sugar this is all he has to offer shhhh… he’s coming over for dinner tonight and we can’t get out of it! Quick make these into lemonade he’ll know the difference! 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
10700 Relax! Eating half a dozen scones is not gonna kill you. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
10701 I guess it's time for some lemonade! 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
10702 Pellets. There's a mouse skeleton in each one. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
10703 If the Reaper gives us lemons, we should make lemonade. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
10704 I traded in the Opel 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
10705 I use these for all my other lemon recipes. 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
10706 We must buy these. I was told they are really to die for. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
10707 Honey, he asked if he could have some of our lovely organic lemons. Apparently he has to collect a group of fishermen... 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
10708 When death gives you lemons, make toxic lemonade 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
10709 Do you think these are organic? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
10710 When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When death hands you lemons, you make lemon meringue pie. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
10711 We have plenty of lemonade so I’d thought I’d give this a try. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0