Contest #761


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761

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “He says making lemonade is not an option.”
  2. “They can’t be any worse than the ones life gave us.”
  3. “I do love a good twist.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-06-27T17:57:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-07-18T18:05:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-07-05T17:59:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 12 & 19, 2021
Number of captions 10712
Number of responses 926127
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 He's the only one who can legally hand out refreshments to voters in Georgia. 1.9239 0.01818 2141 845 614 682
1 One soul for half a dozen lemons is still cheaper than Whole Foods. 1.8784 0.01594 2640 1065 831 744
2 He says I don’t have to worry about returning the dish. 1.8768 0.01257 3824 1419 1457 948
3 Honey, I believe your words were ‘I would die for some fresh squeezed lemonade.’ 1.8745 0.01299 3784 1475 1309 1000
4 Of course it’s farm to table, look at his scythe. 1.8588 0.01338 3406 1313 1261 832
5 Let’s hold out for Death by Chocolate . 1.8586 0.01247 4257 1752 1355 1150
6 Which delivery app did you use? 1.8514 0.01576 2597 1059 865 673
7 Would it kill you to try one? 1.8395 0.01343 3340 1317 1242 781
8 It's his specialty: just desserts. 1.8250 0.01631 2400 1013 794 593
9 I always thought it would be death by chocolate. 1.8226 0.01325 3354 1338 1273 743
10 I was just telling him you have a lemon tart recipe to die for. 1.8223 0.01530 2622 1079 930 613
11 He said he's welcoming us to the neighborhood. Do you remember moving? 1.8197 0.01320 3628 1532 1218 878
12 This is embarrassing — Life ALSO gave us lemons. 1.8156 0.01272 3769 1561 1342 866
13 I guess we really are ending on a sour note. 1.8151 0.01339 3342 1367 1226 749
14 Life never handed me anything. 1.8145 0.01661 2183 897 794 492
15 No dear, that's if LIFE hands you lemons. 1.8129 0.01517 2582 1053 959 570
16 2nd prize was a weekend at Mara-Lago 1.7962 0.01397 3317 1480 1033 804
17 I didn’t think the bitter end was so literal 1.7959 0.01370 3234 1378 1138 718
18 Remind me to request contactless delivery next time. 1.7949 0.01475 2804 1201 977 626
19 It's for a going- away party. 1.7858 0.01488 2689 1150 965 574
20 They're for your mother. 1.7764 0.01407 3166 1425 1024 717
21 Try these, dear. They are to die for. 1.7715 0.01455 3282 1601 830 851
22 Would it kill you to just try one! 1.7704 0.01678 2134 942 740 452
23 They’re to be enjoyed like there’s no tomorrow. 1.7667 0.01506 2593 1135 928 530
24 When death gives you lemons, they’re lemons. 1.7619 0.01678 2129 952 732 445
25 I liked it better when Life gave me lemons. 1.7617 0.01627 2199 964 795 440
26 Oh, I’m being ridiculous Eve? Who was the one taking apples from a snake?! 1.7583 0.01943 1659 768 524 367
27 No, it's his cousin. The Grim Baker 1.7581 0.02024 1571 741 469 361
28 Unfortunately, when death hands you lemons you're screwed. 1.7567 0.01618 2322 1057 773 492
29 Oh come on. One won't kill me. 1.7524 0.01571 2254 975 862 417
30 I'm guessing it's soul food. 1.7513 0.01767 2199 1096 554 549
31 Normally I'd never sell our souls, but those are Meyer lemons. 1.7494 0.01653 2115 942 761 412
32 Should we tell him that Life has already given us plenty of these? 1.7464 0.01796 1743 767 651 325
33 Everyone knows what to do when LIFE gives you lemons. What we have here is uncharted territory. 1.7377 0.01833 1742 798 603 341
34 Take one for your mother. 1.7373 0.01859 1751 820 571 360
35 OH! come on, one isn't going to kill you. 1.7368 0.03009 642 293 225 124
36 This isn't the bitter end I expected 1.7354 0.01825 1682 752 623 307
37 They can't be any worse than the ones life gave us. 1.7321 0.02067 1340 611 477 252
38 Can you run inside and get ten dollars and one of the children? 1.7283 0.02076 1498 742 421 335
39 I know what to do if *life* gives you lemons, but I’m a bit stumped here. 1.7266 0.02373 1013 465 360 188
40 These are for me. He’s here for your mom. 1.7265 0.02486 1009 490 305 214
41 Would it kill you to have one? 1.7248 0.01980 1406 634 525 247
42 This must be…the bitter end. 1.7244 0.02310 1063 488 380 195
43 I thought you ordered Death by Chocolate 1.7227 0.02122 1374 668 419 287
44 NOW do you believe me when I tell you that they're to die for? 1.7206 0.02787 723 332 261 130
45 I think we should have opted for the contact-less delivery. 1.7199 0.02540 914 433 304 177
46 Finally! Lemons without all that pesky optimism. 1.7189 0.02124 1327 636 428 263
47 He says they’ll take my breath away. 1.7114 0.02239 1154 548 391 215
48 No, you ask him if they are organic 1.7068 0.03454 498 242 160 96
49 It’s fine, we’re vaccinated. 1.7045 0.02581 880 426 288 166
50 I'm here because I said 'I would die for a lemonade', and you? 1.7036 0.02343 1046 501 354 191
51 Funny guy..he calls them croakquettes. 1.7033 0.02403 1045 516 323 206
52 It’s from this new spot in Hell’s Kitchen 1.7014 0.02318 1028 483 369 176
53 Classic dead giveaway. 1.6995 0.02457 995 493 308 194
54 Life gave me gin, so this is perfect. 1.6963 0.02403 955 452 341 162
55 Would it kill us to be neighborly Marianne? 1.6921 0.02479 916 442 314 160
56 Worst lemonade stand ever. 1.6898 0.02788 893 491 188 214
57 Death by Chocolate" was already taken 1.6837 0.02633 822 405 272 145
58 I don't care, I'm still making lemonade. 1.6832 0.02578 805 383 294 128
59 I think these are for you. 1.6809 0.02658 796 391 268 137
60 When death gives you lemons, get the salt and tequila. 1.6802 0.02668 788 387 266 135
61 I think these are for your mother. 1.6794 0.02750 811 420 231 160
62 Would it kill you to be nice to our new neighbor? 1.6779 0.03337 506 250 169 87
63 Honey, can you Google, "When death gives you lemons"? 1.6757 0.02671 740 354 272 114
64 Relax. This is his sister, The Grim Baker. 1.6735 0.02785 732 366 239 127
65 And they say irony is dead. 1.6718 0.02774 716 353 245 118
66 Honey, I already asked and he assured me they’re organic. 1.6705 0.02769 704 344 248 112
67 I know what to do when Life hands you lemons, but what's the rule in this case? 1.6667 0.02756 714 352 248 114
68 When Death hands you lemons you make vodka tonics. 1.6636 0.02938 651 329 212 110
69 I think we're way past lemonade. 1.6632 0.02823 680 337 235 108
70 ... but when Death hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. 1.6631 0.03975 371 192 112 67
71 He said he's been vaccinated. 1.6626 0.02946 649 329 210 110
72 Yes, but Life doesn't give you MEYER lemons. 1.6621 0.02932 651 329 213 109
73 You think this is bad, you should see what life is giving me. 1.6614 0.02909 632 312 222 98
74 You know what they say, when Death gives you lemons… wait, that’s not right. 1.6614 0.02885 629 307 228 94
75 Honey, you were right all along. Hell is vegan. 1.6600 0.02988 647 334 199 114
76 I believe in this case we still make lemonade, although I could be dead wrong. 1.6576 0.03045 622 322 191 109
77 They never mention what to do when Death gives you lemons, do they? 1.6574 0.02978 610 305 209 96
78 I’m not sure there’s time to make lemonade. 1.6574 0.02848 610 291 237 82
79 Want one? Could be your last chance. 1.6570 0.03328 516 266 161 89
80 He ran out of Death by Chocolate. 1.6558 0.03353 520 272 155 93
81 It won't kill you to try one. 1.6553 0.02879 589 280 232 77
82 I know what you're supposed to do when life gives you lemons, but this is awkward. 1.6548 0.02951 591 289 217 85
83 We can bring these to your mom's house. 1.6532 0.03119 594 310 180 104
84 It appears that we’ve reached the bitter end. 1.6522 0.03132 578 299 181 98
85 Tell your Mother she has a gentleman caller. 1.6482 0.03234 577 311 158 108
86 Would it be wrong to regift these? 1.6479 0.03186 551 285 175 91
87 He claims he has more time to bake now that people are vaccinated. 1.6456 0.03277 539 285 160 94
88 I can’t help it, Janice. If he sells three more, he gets to go to camp. 1.6445 0.03310 526 278 157 91
89 It's 2021 Susan. If he identifies as Life, so be it 1.6441 0.03390 517 278 145 94
90 I thought it was Life that was supposed to hand us these. 1.6427 0.03339 529 284 150 95
91 Try these, they’re to die for. 1.6418 0.03176 536 275 178 83
92 Honey, I think these are for you. 1.6418 0.03198 536 277 174 85
93 I forgot; what do you make when death serves you lemons? 1.6398 0.03097 508 248 195 65
94 But what are you supposed to do when DEATH gives you lemons? 1.6396 0.03742 394 205 126 63
95 Are you sure you want me to ask if they’re organic? 1.6395 0.04466 294 158 84 52
96 It’s okay. They’re organic. 1.6373 0.03317 499 260 160 79
97 Honey you know what they say, when life gives you...Oh wait. 1.6365 0.03224 498 252 175 71
98 There's no way to sugarcoat this. 1.6364 0.03269 506 262 166 78
99 The killing is just his day job, dear. It doesn’t make him a bad neighbor. 1.6341 0.03327 481 248 161 72
100 No darling, it’s when LIFE gives you lemons. 1.6327 0.03424 471 248 148 75
101 He did say they were to die for! 1.6313 0.03400 480 254 149 77
102 Obviously regifting. 1.6311 0.03301 469 238 166 65
103 There’s always a twist 1.6286 0.03508 455 243 138 74
104 This is his first potluck. 1.6280 0.03455 457 241 145 71
105 Oh please, dear. Like anyone would be this obvious about it. 1.6241 0.03421 439 226 152 61
106 He says they make lemonade that’s to die for. 1.6239 0.03451 444 232 147 65
107 Could be worse. It could be zucchini. 1.6224 0.03699 437 244 114 79
108 Nothing to worry about. I had him try one first. 1.6210 0.03706 372 192 129 51
109 He says he's just trying to keep busy now that so many people are vaccinated. 1.6152 0.03620 421 228 127 66
110 Did you misspell "demons" in the summoning incantation? 1.6133 0.03677 406 220 123 63
111 The good news is he's welcoming us to the neighborhood... 1.6129 0.03648 403 216 127 60
112 Oh look at that, we finally got our plate back. 1.6122 0.03781 392 215 114 63
113 Relax, he's just The Grim Squeezer. 1.6110 0.03613 383 199 134 50
114 Honey, look who made it to our anti-vax rally. 1.6098 0.03821 387 214 110 63
115 If he says they're to die for, I believe him. 1.6085 0.03733 401 221 116 64
116 I'm guessing this batch will be to die for. 1.6082 0.03761 388 212 116 60
117 No it’s fine, he says he’s been vaccinated. 1.6078 0.03820 385 213 110 62
118 Remember the time that snake offered YOU fruit? 1.6073 0.04002 382 221 90 71
119 No, I don't think we have to tip. 1.6070 0.03600 369 189 136 44
120 It’s been a tough year, it seems everyone has a side hustle. 1.6070 0.03663 374 196 129 49
121 If Death gives you lemons, well…you’re pretty much screwed. 1.6064 0.04312 282 151 91 40
122 Yes, Linda, I know what this looks like. It’s called irony 1.6050 0.03758 362 192 121 49
123 What do you do if Death gives you lemons? 1.6048 0.03796 372 202 115 55
124 Death said Life is still working from home. 1.6037 0.03747 376 203 119 54
125 So what am I supposed to do, hurt his feelings? 1.6026 0.04731 234 126 75 33
126 You try telling him no. 1.6021 0.03625 377 198 131 48
127 Just one won't kill me. 1.6017 0.03846 354 191 113 50
128 Why do you always have to see the negative? 1.6017 0.04062 359 206 90 63
129 When Death gives you lemons, you go with cheap tequila and salt. 1.6016 0.03861 369 204 108 57
130 Now, I ask you, could we have gotten a warmer welcome to the neighborhood? 1.6011 0.03909 361 200 105 56
131 Oh my God, you've got to try one of these. They're to die for! 1.6006 0.03915 358 198 105 55
132 It must be for someone else. I ordered a bowl of cherries. 1.6000 0.03923 350 192 106 52
133 So, when it’s Death that gives you lemons do you still make lemonade? 1.5983 0.03938 346 190 105 51
134 Well,you did say you’d die for some lemonade. 1.5965 0.04040 342 192 96 54
135 I already used the ones Life gave me to make margaritas. 1.5964 0.03865 337 180 113 44
136 What? Life never gave me lemons. 1.5964 0.03977 337 185 103 49
137 I told him you make killer lemonade. 1.5952 0.03700 378 205 121 52
138 I’m vaccinated, it’s fine. 1.5947 0.03947 338 185 105 48
139 Would it really kill you to be polite? 1.5941 0.04124 340 195 88 57
140 Marsha, what are you concerned about? He said they’re organic. 1.5934 0.03957 332 181 105 46
141 I was hoping for a good twist at the end. 1.5927 0.04009 329 181 101 47
142 Google what happens when death gives you lemons 1.5925 0.03921 346 191 105 50
143 He says this will make killer lemonade. 1.5916 0.03903 333 180 109 44
144 Trust me, these are to die for! 1.5913 0.04119 345 200 86 59
145 Well I suppose just this once won't kill me. 1.5908 0.03935 347 193 103 51
146 Unbeknownst to John, his careless recollection of metaphors would eventually catch up with him 1.5904 0.04017 354 203 93 58
147 Sometimes death gives you lemons too. 1.5898 0.03779 334 176 119 39
148 UberEats really is desperate for drivers. 1.5892 0.04010 314 170 103 41
149 This is twice as many lemons as Life gave us. 1.5886 0.03997 333 185 100 48
150 C’mon, Karen. Live a little. 1.5858 0.04009 309 167 103 39
151 Guess we know who bought the farm 1.5857 0.04739 251 144 67 40
152 Yes, but when death gives you lemons, you make a high-cholesterol lemon cheesecake mousse. 1.5841 0.04176 315 179 88 48
153 Let’s try one. He said they are to die for. 1.5836 0.04156 305 170 92 43
154 I bet these would make a killer lemonade. 1.5836 0.04309 305 176 80 49
155 Well, life hasn't given me anything lately 1.5823 0.03919 316 170 108 38
156 If he wanted me dead, would he be helping me prevent scurvy? 1.5813 0.04007 320 177 100 43
157 Straight from Hell's Kitchen! 1.5812 0.04126 308 172 93 43
158 Well, I know what to do when life gives you lemons, but this may be a bit of a problem.... 1.5809 0.04046 303 165 100 38
159 Your mom likes lemonade, right? 1.5801 0.04186 312 178 87 47
160 When Death hands you lemons,you hand them right back. 1.5791 0.04163 297 165 92 40
161 I’m guessing these are not good for you. 1.5786 0.03944 337 189 101 47
162 They’re safe. This is the devil I know. 1.5776 0.04181 303 171 89 43
163 It's something about my 'just deserts.' 1.5772 0.04208 298 168 88 42
164 ... What's the protocol when DEATH, hands you lemons? 1.5754 0.04357 285 163 80 42
165 No, I misread the spell. I was actually trying to summon Death and a horde of demons. 1.5749 0.04277 287 162 85 40
166 Well, if this isn't your classic 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' situation. 1.5745 0.04157 282 154 94 34
167 Would it kill you to accept a gift from a stranger for once? 1.5714 0.04534 280 166 68 46
168 When Death gives you lemons what do we make again? 1.5700 0.04268 293 168 83 42
169 When death gives you lemons, you mix with vodka. 1.5685 0.04334 292 170 78 44
170 Now you know the secret to my killer lemonade. 1.5685 0.04196 292 165 88 39
171 Does your mother like lemonade? 1.5680 0.04338 294 172 77 45
172 he says its a going away present 1.5679 0.04421 280 163 75 42
173 The good news is that you can make lemonade. The bad news is that you'll be drinking it alone. 1.5679 0.04183 280 155 91 34
174 Let’s just get the vaccine 1.5677 0.04571 266 156 69 41
175 I’m getting some mixed signals here 1.5670 0.03977 291 157 103 31
176 Oh look, your mother made me a snack. 1.5657 0.04586 274 164 65 45
177 I don't know Eve, what is the worst that could happen ? 1.5644 0.04505 264 153 73 38
178 It's for you dear. 1.5625 0.04809 256 156 56 44
179 They’re lemons. I think he is trying to be ironic. 1.5618 0.04499 267 156 72 39
180 He did say his death by lemon torte recipe was “to die for” 1.5614 0.04072 285 157 96 32
181 Life gives you lemons. Apparently Death gives you limes. 1.5604 0.04392 273 158 77 38
182 I just feel like I’ll be paying extra for these later 1.5604 0.04268 273 154 85 34
183 They’re from Mitch McConnell; how bad can they be? 1.5598 0.04891 259 162 49 48
184 Oh wait, it's if LIFE gives you lemons... 1.5597 0.04263 268 150 86 32
185 He says they’re so good, they’re to die for. 1.5597 0.04296 268 151 84 33
186 I thought I was just having anxiety about going maskless, but the farmer’s market really does feel different. 1.5595 0.04210 252 136 91 25
187 Quick, what do you do when Death gives you lemons? 1.5589 0.04489 263 153 73 37
188 They must taste great. He said they are to die for. 1.5589 0.04456 263 152 75 36
189 Word is these are to die for. 1.5586 0.04550 256 149 71 36
190 Yes, Karen, of course I see the irony in this. 1.5581 0.04387 258 146 80 32
191 Stop calling it a hoodie! 1.5577 0.04562 260 153 69 38
192 But I had my heart set on Death by Chocolate. . 1.5577 0.04562 260 153 69 38
193 It’s the other guy who has forbidden fruit, right? 1.5573 0.04453 253 144 77 32
194 Our new neighbor seems like a nice older gentleman – let’s introduce him to your mother. 1.5560 0.04738 250 150 61 39
195 This must be our parting gift. 1.5533 0.04391 244 136 81 27
196 They're literally 'To Die For.' 1.5529 0.04498 255 148 73 34
197 Do you really think it matters if they’re gluten-free, Susan?! 1.5529 0.04498 255 148 73 34
198 Honey, we can’t say no. He said they’re ‘to die’ for! 1.5527 0.04341 275 160 78 37
199 People can change, Sarah. 1.5525 0.04368 257 146 80 31
200 What is it that you're supposed to do when Death gives you lemons? 1.5517 0.04486 261 153 72 36
201 It can't be riskier than your tuna casserole leftovers we had last night. 1.5508 0.04421 236 131 80 25
202 Jesus Helen when Death hands you lemons just say thank you 1.5508 0.04311 256 144 83 29
203 I'm not sure what to do when Death gives you lemons. 1.5500 0.04638 240 140 68 32
204 Try one and tell me what you think.” 1.5494 0.04586 233 133 72 28
205 Would it kill you to try something different? 1.5492 0.04581 244 142 70 32
206 Of course it's safe - he's wearing a mask. 1.5488 0.04625 246 145 67 34
207 Honey, don’t you get it? It’s an offer we can’t refuse. 1.5486 0.04192 257 142 89 26
208 Honey, we haven’t had company in a year. 1.5481 0.04373 270 158 76 36
209 Looks like this is the bitter end. 1.5479 0.04286 261 148 83 30
210 Well that's a twist. 1.5474 0.04682 232 135 67 30
211 When Death hands you lemons, you make Whisky Sours. 1.5466 0.04503 247 143 73 31
212 So, are we still supposed to make the lemonade? 1.5455 0.04417 264 155 74 35
213 Would it kill you to have one of these? 1.5439 0.04579 239 139 70 30
214 Oh, it could be worse. Larry got fruitcake. 1.5439 0.04866 228 137 58 33
215 Well, you were the one who said we needed more zest in our relationship. 1.5434 0.04894 219 130 59 30
216 Actually they’re limes. 1.5432 0.04634 243 144 66 33
217 When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When death gives you lemons, you make whiskey sours. 1.5432 0.04634 243 144 66 33
218 Come on honey. One won’t kill us! 1.5422 0.04711 225 131 66 28
219 I do love a good twist. 1.5405 0.04802 222 131 62 29
220 I hear the food here is to die for.... 1.5402 0.04599 224 128 71 25
221 No, no, that’s Life. He just looks like that after the Pandemic. 1.5391 0.04835 230 139 58 33
222 What are you supposed to make when death gives you lemons? 1.5388 0.04564 232 134 71 27
223 Am I supposed to tip? 1.5362 0.04522 235 136 72 27
224 Should I make my famous lemonade one last time? 1.5352 0.04586 213 120 72 21
225 Let's not hire these caterers again. 1.5351 0.04498 228 130 74 24
226 Why would he say we should finish these tonight?" 1.5350 0.04600 243 145 66 32
227 I'm a sucker for free samples. 1.5346 0.04665 217 125 68 24
228 Nobody tells you what to do when Death gives you lemons. 1.5346 0.04525 217 122 74 21
229 So this is what we get for voting for Trump. 1.5336 0.04860 238 148 53 37
230 I’m assuming it’s the same as when life gives you lemons 1.5330 0.04840 212 125 61 26
231 I guess this means I'm getting Lime Disease. 1.5327 0.04985 214 130 54 30
232 I think Amazon is taking 'check out now' a bit too literally. 1.5327 0.04851 214 127 60 27
233 Should we be concerned that he's welcoming us to the neighborhood? 1.5325 0.04410 246 143 75 28
234 Don't worry, it's gluten free. 1.5322 0.04428 233 133 76 24
235 What else could possibly go wrong this year? 1.5317 0.04915 205 121 59 25
236 I’d prefer death by chocolate, frankly. 1.5315 0.04762 222 132 62 28
237 He wants us to get more zest out of life. 1.5305 0.04823 213 126 61 26
238 Death Lemon. Good name for a band. 1.5300 0.04889 217 131 57 29
239 Well, no one ever said what to do when death gives you lemons, so I'm taking them. 1.5297 0.05117 202 123 51 28
240 I guess death gives you limes 1.5291 0.05041 206 125 53 28
241 It's not the lemons I can't resist; it's the irony! 1.5286 0.04807 227 138 58 31
242 Looks like the girl scouts have been reduced to using scare tactics this year. 1.5283 0.04653 212 122 68 22
243 Honey, we haven’t had take out in a year! 1.5274 0.04889 201 118 60 23
244 Just when I thought the prices for organic couldn’t get any steeper.... 1.5274 0.05186 201 124 48 29
245 This isn't the usual delivery guy 1.5272 0.04429 239 139 74 26
246 Well, life wasn’t handing me anything. 1.5271 0.04854 203 119 61 23
247 Making lemonade would be a grave mistake. 1.5268 0.05013 205 124 54 27
248 I know you needed a dozen for your centrepiece, but I went to hell and back to find these. 1.5268 0.04774 224 135 60 29
249 Well, you do make a killer lemonade 1.5266 0.05023 207 126 53 28
250 So do I tip the guy? Or… 1.5266 0.04929 207 124 57 26
251 But they nevertheless look quite fresh. 1.5261 0.04812 211 125 61 25
252 Much, much better to be killed with kindness. 1.5258 0.04392 213 118 78 17
253 What, would it kill you to have one? 1.5258 0.04778 213 126 62 25
254 Try one, he says they're to die for. 1.5256 0.04539 234 138 69 27
255 I hate it when Life is on vacation. 1.5250 0.04857 200 117 61 22
256 He wants to know if you have any food allergies. 1.5247 0.04997 223 140 49 34
257 He says making lemonade is not an option. 1.5244 0.04545 225 131 70 24
258 I think Life has been outsourcing its lemons 1.5233 0.04987 193 114 57 22
259 Gin. Vermouth. Hurry. 1.5228 0.05169 197 121 49 27
260 He says life handed him lemons but he has no idea how to make lemonade. 1.5228 0.04805 197 114 63 20
261 It might be too late for the lemonade 1.5226 0.04770 199 115 64 20
262 When death gives you lemons, you just take the f***ing lemons 1.5213 0.04952 211 129 54 28
263 Honey, what do you make when death gives you lemons? 1.5206 0.04804 194 112 63 19
264 Honey, when you said they were to die for, what did you mean? 1.5200 0.05011 200 121 54 25
265 Has your mother tried these? 1.5198 0.05085 227 147 42 38
266 I think this might be a re-gift 1.5196 0.04686 204 118 66 20
267 I know what to do when life hands you lemons. What does it mean when Death hands you lemons? 1.5192 0.05053 208 129 50 29
268 I told him not to mix metaphors, but he does what he wants. 1.5185 0.04780 189 108 64 17
269 I feel like this is a trick question 1.5183 0.04744 191 109 65 17
270 We better tip. 1.5179 0.05210 195 121 47 27
271 I always thought it would be chocolate. 1.5171 0.05294 205 132 40 33
272 He says they're a little slice of Heaven. 1.5163 0.04993 184 108 57 19
273 Because I could not shop for Death – He kindly shopped for me. 1.5163 0.05609 184 119 35 30
274 Well, we might as well make lemonade. 1.5156 0.04727 192 110 65 17
275 You see? Things are never quite as grim as they seem. 1.5155 0.04860 194 114 60 20
276 He says all the Death by Chocolate Cake has already been taken. 1.5155 0.04915 194 115 58 21
277 Look on the bright side, Carol: no more taxes. 1.5152 0.04947 198 119 56 23
278 What’s life ever given me? 1.5149 0.04762 235 147 55 33
279 He says it's a "bon voyage" gift - do we have travel plans? 1.5147 0.05129 204 128 47 29
280 He said they're fresh; he just sickled them this morning. 1.5146 0.04901 206 125 56 25
281 They’re for you. 1.5142 0.04980 212 132 51 29
282 Squeeze the day.” 1.5131 0.05242 191 119 46 26
283 Yes dear, he assured me that they are organic. 1.5128 0.04897 195 116 58 21
284 How funny, Life gave me the SAME THING! 1.5123 0.05149 203 128 46 29
285 I guess this is what's known as the bitter end. 1.5113 0.04868 221 138 53 30
286 I thought it was life that was supposed to hand you lemons! 1.5110 0.04729 227 140 58 29
287 Honey, I’m going to whip us up some lemonade while you two get acquainted. 1.5108 0.05184 186 114 49 23
288 LIMES, honey. Our limes are up. What did you think he said? 1.5108 0.05350 186 117 43 26
289 We could invite your sister over 1.5108 0.05295 186 116 45 25
290 Y'know, when Death gives you lemons, you hope you live to see the lemonade. 1.5106 0.05143 188 115 50 23
291 Does your mother want lemonade? 1.5104 0.05169 192 119 48 25
292 «Apparently he makes a killer Margarita.” 1.5099 0.04875 202 122 57 23
293 He says the first one is free. 1.5096 0.04867 208 127 56 25
294 Well, we should offer him something back, Becky... go get Mother. 1.5096 0.05100 208 132 46 30
295 The Walkers nervously accept their welcome to the Senior Living neighborhood. 1.5085 0.05558 177 113 38 26
296 Yes, I know he's the Grim Reaper but now everyone's vaccinated he's had to moonlight with Door Dash. 1.5082 0.04736 244 156 52 36
297 I think I’m being elemonated. 1.5076 0.05221 197 125 44 28
298 No, lemonade is when life hands you lemons. When death hands you lemons it's limoncello. 1.5071 0.04954 211 132 51 28
299 It's not for us, it's for your mother. 1.5066 0.04970 227 147 45 35
300 Your mother likes lemonade, doesn't she? 1.5057 0.05345 176 109 45 22
301 When death gives you lemons,... well, then you are in real trouble. 1.5057 0.05032 176 104 55 17
302 It will be the last Uber meal I order. Promise. 1.5056 0.05240 178 109 48 21
303 Take my word, they're to die for. 1.5055 0.04912 182 107 58 17
304 What the hell, right? 1.5054 0.05112 184 112 51 21
305 They only serve these when the party’s over. 1.5054 0.05185 186 115 48 23
306 They can’t be fattening. Look at this guy. 1.5051 0.04933 196 119 55 22
307 What are we supposed to make when Death hands you lemons? 1.5051 0.05140 196 123 47 26
308 What do you mean, “strings attached”? 1.5051 0.04843 198 119 58 21
309 But honey. They're to die for. 1.5050 0.04755 200 119 61 20
310 You simply must try one of these, they're to die for. 1.5050 0.04341 202 113 76 13
311 It's okay, he said we can pay later." 1.5048 0.04867 208 128 55 25
312 One isn't going to kill me. 1.5047 0.04981 212 134 49 29
313 When Death gives you lemons, you make Margaritas 1.5029 0.05709 171 111 34 26
314 I think no is the right answer. 1.5029 0.04893 173 100 59 14
315 Apparently irony is dead. 1.5029 0.05368 175 109 44 22
316 When Death gives you lemons: add vodka. 1.5029 0.05429 175 110 42 23
317 Should we regift these to the Johnson's? 1.5028 0.05138 177 107 51 19
318 If we got this...then who got my chicken tikka masala? 1.5026 0.05057 195 121 50 24
319 He's just filling in 1.5024 0.04788 207 126 58 23
320 Okay, Smarty. What about when Death gives you lemons? 1.5000 0.05329 174 108 45 21
321 I ordered cookies for your mother. 1.5000 0.05391 174 109 43 22
322 When Death gives you lemons, add vodka and make hard lemonade. 1.5000 0.05095 182 111 51 20
323 It's better than what life gave me. 1.5000 0.05009 192 118 52 22
324 Why should zest always be for life? 1.5000 0.04995 184 111 54 19
325 Don't worry. We refused the vaccine and nothing happened. 1.5000 0.05143 188 117 48 23
326 Would you take a taste and let me know what you think? 1.5000 0.04896 186 111 57 18
327 Still regretting retiring in Florida? 1.5000 0.05513 174 111 39 24
328 He’s never gotten over how nice we were to him at Halloween. 1.5000 0.05180 166 99 51 16
329 I had hoped for a sweeter ending. 1.5000 0.04736 198 118 61 19
330 Damned if we do, damned if we don’t, I figure. 1.5000 0.05160 170 102 51 17
331 You have to try one. They're to die for. 1.5000 0.05071 186 114 51 21
332 He says it's from Hell's Kitchen and the taste is to die for. 1.5000 0.05157 190 119 47 24
333 He says they're from your mother. 1.5000 0.05550 170 108 39 23
334 I don't like where this metaphor is headed, Alice. 1.5000 0.04913 182 108 57 17
335 When death gives you lemons, you make gin and tonics 1.5000 0.04935 184 110 56 18
336 No, I insist. Ladies first. 1.4976 0.04897 209 131 52 26
337 And when Death gives you lemons? Then what? 1.4975 0.05019 197 123 50 24
338 When death brings you lemons add vodka. 1.4973 0.05219 187 118 45 24
339 What could go wrong? 1.4972 0.05337 179 113 43 23
340 We got lucky, He hands these out only to anti maskers and anti vaxers honey! 1.4972 0.05278 179 112 45 22
341 Doesn't your mother like lemons? 1.4972 0.05382 177 112 42 23
342 I only know what to do when it's Life that hands you lemons. 1.4972 0.05322 177 111 44 22
343 Well, Life has never actually GIVEN me lemons. 1.4971 0.05118 175 106 51 18
344 You sure we just do the same thing we did when life gave us lemons? 1.4970 0.04903 169 98 58 13
345 I don't say anything when you put out milk and cookies for Santa 1.4956 0.04673 228 143 57 28
346 I thought life gave you lemons. 1.4947 0.04859 188 113 57 18
347 We can serve lemonade at the wake. 1.4944 0.04863 178 105 58 15
348 When Death hands you lemons, that's just rubbing it in. 1.4943 0.05222 176 109 47 20
349 You're such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? 1.4942 0.05182 172 105 49 18
350 I realize he signed up to bring the guacamole but what do you expect me to do about it, Brenda? 1.4941 0.05023 170 101 54 15
351 It's okay, this is the devil I know 1.4940 0.04776 168 96 61 11
352 Fine. More for me. 1.4916 0.05395 179 115 40 24
353 This actually makes more sense” 1.4915 0.05261 177 111 45 21
354 He says he's here because we've lost our zest for life. 1.4914 0.05117 175 107 50 18
355 Get some gin. 1.4907 0.05440 161 100 43 18
356 When Death serves you lemons... what? 1.4903 0.05366 155 94 46 15
357 So the Last Supper is a potluck? 1.4900 0.04702 200 121 60 19
358 « He says they are to die for « 1.4892 0.05071 186 116 49 21
359 Well you said you would only share your lemonade recipe “over my dead body” 1.4886 0.05096 176 108 50 18
360 Well, I think I'm about to make lemonade to die for. 1.4885 0.05329 174 110 43 21
361 What promo code did you use? 1.4885 0.05329 174 110 43 21
362 When death gives you lemons, make…” *THUD 1.4885 0.05138 174 107 49 18
363 it was multiple choice, death, taxes or lemons. 1.4884 0.05311 172 108 44 20
364 Death by chocolate is only for good people. 1.4884 0.05500 172 111 38 23
365 What? They’re free! 1.4884 0.05247 172 107 46 19
366 Grab the blender, Dear- when Death gives you lemons, you make Margaritas!! 1.4882 0.05226 170 105 47 18
367 The neighbors seem nice 1.4882 0.05226 170 105 47 18
368 He says they’re for you. 1.4881 0.05204 168 103 48 17
369 I don't see how making lemonade is going to help. 1.4880 0.05249 166 102 47 17
370 When death gives you lemons, you take the lemons. 1.4880 0.05318 166 103 45 18
371 Seems they’re focusing on soul food now. 1.4878 0.05080 164 98 52 14
372 No . . . that's when LIFE hands you lemons . . . . 1.4878 0.04920 205 130 50 25
373 This feels like a trap 1.4878 0.05225 164 100 48 16
374 I just bought some time. 1.4873 0.05215 158 95 49 14
375 Apparently Life gave him lemons and now he needs to borrow a cup of sugar. 1.4873 0.05516 158 99 41 18
376 Do you want to tell him life already gave us plenty? 1.4872 0.05418 156 96 44 16
377 Talk about mixed metaphors. 1.4868 0.05067 189 119 48 22
378 God told him he could use our juicer. 1.4862 0.05114 181 113 48 20
379 You did say you'd give anything for a margarita... 1.4854 0.05398 171 109 41 21
380 They're still hot from below" 1.4852 0.05181 169 104 48 17
381 Relax Honey, they’re ORGANIC lemons! What could possibly go wrong?! 1.4852 0.05315 169 106 44 19
382 When death gives you lemons, what do you do, honey? 1.4848 0.05478 165 105 40 20
383 Just remember when we serve the lemonade not to drink any. 1.4845 0.05070 161 96 52 13
384 It's the latest: Tomb-to-table. 1.4839 0.05443 155 96 43 16
385 They're free. How can I say no? 1.4837 0.05336 153 93 46 14
386 it looks like my lime has come. 1.4837 0.05649 153 97 38 18
387 What do they say about Death giving you lemons? 1.4834 0.05220 151 90 49 12
388 everybody has a side hustle these days 1.4833 0.05195 180 114 45 21
389 Obviously, they're to die for. 1.4828 0.05265 174 110 44 20
390 He says these lemons have lost their 'zest' for life' 1.4828 0.05137 174 108 48 18
391 Don’t be rude, Karen! It’s the gesture that counts. 1.4824 0.05225 170 106 46 18
392 What's the opposite of lemonade? 1.4815 0.04734 162 93 60 9
393 Of course they’re fresh. I’d bet my life on it. 1.4815 0.05066 189 120 47 22
394 When death hands you lemons ... wait - how does the rest of it go? 1.4815 0.05484 162 103 40 19
395 And here you thought only Life gave you lemons. 1.4815 0.05010 189 119 49 21
396 Jane, you know what they say. When Death hands you lemons, you make whisky and amaro with a twist and enjoy every last sip. 1.4815 0.05484 162 103 40 19
397 I thought life was supposed to hand you lemons. 1.4808 0.05182 156 94 49 13
398 Don't worry...it's just his side-gig. 1.4805 0.05230 154 93 48 13
399 The neighborhood has really gone to hell 1.4805 0.05310 154 94 46 14
400 Let's see if Life is upping the offer now. 1.4800 0.05411 150 92 44 14
401 Who says hospitality is dead? 1.4795 0.05068 171 105 50 16
402 No aphorism ever prepared me for this... 1.4790 0.04867 167 99 56 12
403 Wait. What? Life is the one who hands you lemons? 1.4789 0.04703 190 115 59 16
404 To be fair, my lemonade is to die for. 1.4788 0.05477 165 106 39 20
405 He says that these pastries are to die for! 1.4785 0.05173 163 100 48 15
406 It was at that moment that Max realized death imitates life. 1.4777 0.05314 157 97 45 15
407 Okay well life gave us lemons last year, and look how it turned out. How much worse can this be? 1.4777 0.05613 157 101 37 19
408 wow they really let anyone work for doordash nowadays 1.4774 0.05441 155 97 42 16
409 I think these might be past their ‘sell by’ date honey 1.4773 0.05029 176 109 50 17
410 These are going to make some killer lemonade, Barb. 1.4771 0.05493 153 96 41 16
411 I know what to do when life hands you lemons but now I 'm completely confused.... 1.4768 0.05625 151 96 38 17
412 I've met my bitter end. 1.4768 0.05780 151 98 34 19
413 I told you there’d be a twist 1.4765 0.05601 149 94 39 16
414 Honestly, they're to die for. 1.4765 0.05089 170 105 49 16
415 When death gives you lemons...I don't know this one, a meringue maybe? Limoncello? 1.4762 0.04952 189 119 50 20
416 Maybe we should still wipe down our groceries 1.4762 0.05898 147 96 32 19
417 It's ok, there's no dairy. 1.4759 0.05518 166 108 37 21
418 That's just his day job. This is his passion! 1.4759 0.05247 166 104 45 17
419 We're going to make some killer lemonade. 1.4756 0.05433 164 105 40 19
420 When death gives us lemons, we’re supposed to make lemon drop martinis, right? 1.4752 0.05833 141 90 35 16
421 I guess that's why they call it 'the bitter end' 1.4751 0.05289 181 118 40 23
422 I know.........but they're free! 1.4751 0.05347 181 119 38 24
423 Why not? I’ve survived your cooking. 1.4751 0.05289 181 118 40 23
424 When Death gives you lemons, you're still dead. 1.4750 0.05462 160 102 40 18
425 Am I supposed to tip the delivery guy? 1.4749 0.05031 179 112 49 18
426 Our last supper is here! 1.4747 0.05658 158 103 35 20
427 I guess this is the bitter end. 1.4747 0.05513 158 101 39 18
428 We can make lemonade, but he says it won't help. 1.4747 0.05135 158 96 49 13
429 Can you think of something other than "make lemonade"? 1.4744 0.05338 156 97 44 15
430 These are for you. 1.4740 0.05694 154 100 35 19
431 He says where we're going we'd best take along a pitcher of cold lemonade. 1.4740 0.05388 154 96 43 15
432 Remind me again, what is it when Death hands us lemons? 1.4733 0.05730 150 97 35 18
433 Good. Now we need vodka, triple sec and simple syrup. 1.4733 0.05885 150 99 31 20
434 He says his croissants will take years to kill us. 1.4733 0.05326 150 92 45 13
435 I'm leaving you 1.4733 0.05808 150 98 33 19
436 ‘2020.’ 1.4730 0.05708 148 95 36 17
437 Honey, you go first. 1.4727 0.05269 165 104 44 17
438 Well, so much for a sweet by and by… 1.4726 0.05848 146 95 33 18
439 He recommends we add a little sugar and vodka. 1.4726 0.05600 146 92 39 15
440 This is perfect, actually, Life JUST gave me a bunch of tequila. 1.4724 0.05387 163 104 41 18
441 It’s “Fruit of the Doom”. 1.4722 0.05570 144 90 40 14
442 This is a lemon twist. 1.4718 0.05887 142 92 33 17
443 I'll take these back to the car. You stay here and see what else he wants. 1.4713 0.05684 157 103 34 20
444 Look at the bright side. He's not knocking on my door 1.4713 0.05156 157 96 48 13
445 You make lemonade if life hands you lemons. With Death, it’s whiskey sours. 1.4713 0.05387 174 114 38 22
446 Oh calm down, Susan! It’s not going to kill me to take just one. 1.4710 0.05557 138 85 41 12
447 What? They are just a plate of lemons.” “What could possibly go wrong? 1.4710 0.05362 155 97 43 15
448 What? It’s not like it’s candy from an unmarked van 1.4710 0.05739 155 102 33 20
449 I heard these lemons were to die for. 1.4709 0.05243 172 110 43 19
450 Up until now, only life gave me lemons 1.4703 0.05029 185 118 47 20
451 Wait till you taste these, they're to die for! 1.4703 0.05144 185 120 43 22
452 When Death gives you lemon, ask for salt and tequila. 1.4702 0.05216 151 92 47 12
453 He claims they are “to die for” 1.4695 0.05075 164 101 49 14
454 So much for my zest for life. 1.4694 0.05401 147 91 43 13
455 He said he’s sorry about the cat. 1.4694 0.05736 147 95 35 17
456 This is what happens when you select 'No Tip'. 1.4690 0.05795 145 94 34 17
457 I really doubt they're organic. 1.4690 0.05365 145 89 44 12
458 To be fair, I did say that I was dying of hunger. 1.4688 0.05388 160 102 41 17
459 What does one make if Death gives you lemons? 1.4688 0.05240 160 100 45 15
460 He said it’s to die for. 1.4685 0.05597 143 90 39 14
461 When Death gives you lemons, thank him politely and walk away. 1.4684 0.05210 158 98 46 14
462 You need to try these. They're to die for. 1.4684 0.05584 158 103 36 19
463 Death by chocolate is so passé. 1.4681 0.05743 141 90 36 15
464 Do me a favor, google this guy. 1.4678 0.05199 171 109 44 18
465 Say, your mother is fond of popovers, isn't she? 1.4676 0.05980 139 91 31 17
466 Did you get a chance to read the terms and conditions when you ordered these? 1.4672 0.05956 137 89 32 16
467 Remember that time I said I’d sell my soul for Amalfi lemons? 1.4671 0.05672 152 99 35 18
468 I think this is what the universe calls a double dare. 1.4667 0.05152 150 91 48 11
469 Isn't it Life that's supposed to give you lemons? 1.4667 0.05489 150 95 40 15
470 Do you think he knows I have a citrus allergy? 1.4662 0.05625 148 95 37 16
471 When death gives you lemons, you make a Tom Collins. 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
472 Apparently these are to die for. 1.4658 0.05426 146 91 42 13
473 You're such a pessimist. 1.4653 0.05479 144 90 41 13
474 I know they’ll be the death of me, but they’re delicious. 1.4651 0.05043 172 108 48 16
475 Frankly, it's not much of a last meal 1.4650 0.05310 157 99 43 15
476 Let`s make lemonade as if there`s no tomorrow 1.4648 0.05799 142 92 34 16
477 When the Grim Reaper brings you lemons, you introduce him to Mitch McConnell. 1.4648 0.05799 142 92 34 16
478 It's a nice gesture but I'm not quite sure it's worth eternal hellfire and damnation. 1.4647 0.04875 170 104 53 13
479 This is why we buy organic. 1.4645 0.05280 155 97 44 14
480 A fruit basket upon arrival! How bad can it be? 1.4641 0.05227 181 119 40 22
481 He says they're a thank-you present from the neighbors. I guess this means they've finally forgiven us for running over their cat. 1.4641 0.04996 153 92 51 10
482 I thought I was conjuring DEMONS 1.4641 0.05793 153 102 31 20
483 Sure, life gives you lemons all the time, but this is the real challenge. 1.4638 0.05833 138 89 34 15
484 OK Little Miss Sunshine! And just what am I supposed to make with these? 1.4636 0.05620 151 98 36 17
485 Death frequently re-gifts the things Life gives him. 1.4636 0.05620 151 98 36 17
486 Life never gave us lemons, honey. It's time to try something different. 1.4631 0.05514 149 95 39 15
487 Remind me again what you do when death gives you lemons? 1.4630 0.05478 162 106 37 19
488 at least he's killing us with kindness, Sheila 1.4629 0.05237 175 114 41 20
489 Why the sour face? 1.4627 0.05671 134 84 38 12
490 What, does it really matter WHO gives you lemons? 1.4627 0.05260 134 80 46 8
491 He said since the release of the vaccine, his company had to downsize. He now works for Door Dash. 1.4627 0.06054 134 88 30 16
492 It wouldn’t kill us to accept a little “welcome to the neighborhood” gift, would it? 1.4626 0.05484 147 93 40 14
493 After the year we've been through, nothing can hurt us. 1.4621 0.05732 132 83 37 12
494 I ordered them for your mother. 1.4621 0.06122 132 87 29 16
495 Well we know what to do when life brings us lemons but what about when death brings them? 1.4621 0.05955 145 97 29 19
496 Zest for life? 1.4621 0.05708 145 94 35 16
497 I know. But they're to die for. 1.4620 0.05262 171 111 41 19
498 Well Life hasn’t been giving us many lemons lately, dear. It couldn’t hurt to see what Death has to offer. 1.4620 0.05262 171 111 41 19
499 He said I should set up a lemonade stand next to the highway. 1.4615 0.05681 143 92 36 15
500 I’d say this calls for vodka and soda 1.4607 0.05410 178 120 34 24
501 When Death gives you lemons, you say "Sure, what the hell". 1.4605 0.05745 152 101 32 19
502 I told you Florida wouldn't be so bad. See how welcoming it is? 1.4601 0.05018 163 101 49 13
503 Oh, these? They are misfortune cookies. 1.4600 0.05803 150 100 31 19
504 Just desserts. 1.4599 0.05862 137 89 33 15
505 Honey, it's a different story when LIFE gives you lemons. 1.4599 0.05284 137 83 45 9
506 Do you ever feel like you're inside a malapropism? 1.4595 0.05108 148 90 48 10
507 He says they’re bittersweet. 1.4595 0.05285 148 92 44 12
508 It was this or Amazon. 1.4593 0.06018 135 89 30 16
509 You get a free one after you've been vaccinated... 1.4593 0.05337 135 82 44 9
510 He said your meatloaf was to die for. 1.4593 0.05736 135 86 36 13
511 He says he has a zest for life. 1.4591 0.05554 159 105 35 19
512 Why not! I can't taste anything, anyway. 1.4591 0.05408 159 103 39 17
513 Wait... did you order Death by Chocolate, or Chocolate by Death? 1.4589 0.05842 146 97 31 18
514 These may ruin our appetite for life. 1.4580 0.05961 131 85 32 14
515 I 've heard what to do when life gives me lemons, but I gotta say I'm stumped here. 1.4578 0.05377 166 109 38 19
516 So now, you are telling me what not to do? 1.4574 0.06029 129 84 31 14
517 I gave him some lemonade and he turned it into lemons 1.4574 0.06029 129 84 31 14
518 He seems pretty annoyed that life gets all the credit 1.4574 0.06128 129 85 29 15
519 I think these may work for the Homeowner’s Association BBQ. 1.4565 0.05919 138 91 31 16
520 I don’t feel great about taking these but I'm not exactly against regifting tbem, either. 1.4564 0.04993 149 90 50 9
521 No, that's if life gives you lemons. 1.4563 0.05455 160 105 37 18
522 If death gives you lemons, make a will. 1.4563 0.05234 160 102 43 15
523 I think these are for you, dear. 1.4563 0.05597 160 107 33 20
524 Honey, Death has lemons cheaper than Amazon. 1.4559 0.05984 136 90 30 16
525 I’ve been told, they’re to die for. 1.4559 0.05704 136 87 36 13
526 What the heck is a Master Cleanse? 1.4559 0.05704 136 87 36 13
527 They're just lemons, It's not like they're gonna kill ya! 1.4558 0.05308 147 92 43 12
528 What could go wrong — they’re free. 1.4557 0.05578 158 105 34 19
529 Did you ever consider that maybe you’re the one with trust issues? 1.4556 0.05171 169 109 43 17
530 So what does one do when Death serves you lemons? 1.4552 0.05788 145 96 32 17
531 I dunno...YOU explain aphorisms to him. 1.4545 0.05764 143 94 33 16
532 I always heard it was Life that gave you lemons... 1.4540 0.05090 163 103 46 14
533 Isn’t this nice Honey...a little welcome to the neighborhood. 1.4540 0.05015 163 102 48 13
534 I think it's a metaphor for "screwed." 1.4539 0.05910 141 94 30 17
535 . . . and, of course, they're to die for. 1.4533 0.05482 150 97 38 15
536 When Death gives you lemons, Carol… 1.4533 0.05563 150 98 36 16
537 How I feel when my husband buys street food from vendors on the beach. 1.4527 0.05779 148 99 31 18
538 You've got me. I only know what to do when life gives you lemons. 1.4527 0.05618 148 97 35 16
539 Life gave them to me. I'm just passing them along. 1.4527 0.05618 148 97 35 16
540 I read in the paper that these lemons are “to die for” 1.4526 0.05577 137 87 38 12
541 But what to do if Death gives you lemons? 1.4525 0.05022 179 116 45 18
542 He says they have a lifetime guarantee." 1.4524 0.06132 126 83 29 14
543 When Death gives you limes, you make mojitos. 1.4521 0.05331 146 92 42 12
544 He called, said he heard I had a recipe to die for." 1.4521 0.05151 146 90 46 10
545 oh stop it’s not like eating just one will kill me 1.4519 0.05536 135 85 39 11
546 When death gives you lemons, don’t bother making anything. 1.4516 0.05507 155 102 36 17
547 It was this or taxes. 1.4511 0.06082 133 89 28 16
548 Tell everyone I just did the best with the hand I was dealt. 1.4511 0.05059 133 79 48 6
549 At least we didn't pay our taxes. 1.4511 0.05794 133 86 34 13
550 When Death hands me lemons...I make...sure to accept them, graciously. 1.4507 0.05705 142 93 34 15
551 So they’re not organic, that won’t kill us. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
552 Wait Bob, are they organic? 1.4500 0.05379 160 105 38 17
553 Wait so what do you do when death gives you lemons? 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
554 Given the options, lets make lemonade 1.4494 0.05043 158 99 47 12
555 It can't be worse than your mother's cooking. 1.4490 0.05476 147 95 38 14
556 What? I just want to see what happens 1.4488 0.05668 127 80 37 10
557 He finds baking helps him kill time. 1.4483 0.05701 145 96 33 16
558 He reaped these just this morning 1.4481 0.05830 154 106 27 21
559 Pucker up! 1.4480 0.05952 125 81 32 12
560 What!?! They can't be any worse than the ones Life has given me. 1.4479 0.05160 163 105 43 15
561 I think it’s really important not to piss him off. 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
562 I don’t think there’s an upside to this one. 1.4476 0.05673 143 94 34 15
563 What was that saying…When Death hands you a lemon?? 1.4472 0.04818 161 99 52 10
564 Reaper-in-training. They start out with bitter fruit and work up from there. 1.4470 0.05921 132 87 31 14
565 I know, but they really are to die for! 1.4468 0.05819 141 94 31 16
566 When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, when death gives you lemons you just take 'em. 1.4467 0.05478 150 98 37 15
567 Come on, it won’t kill you! 1.4465 0.05252 159 103 41 15
568 It's his way of saying 'sorry, not sorry.' 1.4463 0.06093 121 79 30 12
569 It's the Welcome Wagon in the Age of Covid. 1.4463 0.05862 121 77 34 10
570 What the hell am I supposed to do with these? 1.4462 0.05988 130 86 30 14
571 Well, what do you make when DEATH hands you lemons? 1.4462 0.05681 130 83 36 11
572 When death gives you lemons, I say: make a whiskey sour! 1.4460 0.06141 139 96 24 19
573 It's ironic, Beth. 1.4460 0.05224 139 86 44 9
574 I know what to do when life gives you lemons. But this scenario is a little less clear to me. 1.4457 0.05101 175 115 42 18
575 Don't be so literal. 1.4454 0.06050 119 77 31 11
576 It may be too late to make lemonade 1.4453 0.05525 128 80 39 9
577 Did you sign us up for Fruit of the Final Month Club? 1.4453 0.05635 128 81 37 10
578 Actually, you can make lemonade no matter who hands them to you. 1.4453 0.06122 137 94 25 18
579 The book says this is the best dead and breakfast in New England. 1.4452 0.05834 146 99 29 18
580 I'm guessing he grew these lemons himself. He's carrying some kind of gardening tool. 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
581 Honey, try one. He says they're to die for. 1.4444 0.05194 144 90 44 10
582 I know what to do if LIFE hands you lemons, but… 1.4444 0.05632 153 103 32 18
583 Don't worry, one bite won't kill you. 1.4444 0.06229 126 85 26 15
584 It’s his way of apologizing for the pandemic.” 1.4444 0.05327 135 84 42 9
585 See, Pam. Life is different in Florida. 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
586 I said "are these to die for?" - why aren't you laughing? 1.4438 0.05037 178 117 43 18
587 Is this the guy who RSVPed "Yes minus one?" 1.4438 0.05365 169 114 35 20
588 Everything he serves is to die for. 1.4437 0.05201 151 96 43 12
589 Should I still make lemonade? 1.4437 0.05244 142 89 43 10
590 It's my mother's recipe. That should hold him off for a while. 1.4436 0.05588 133 85 37 11
591 Hmm...I'm not so sure what to do when Death gives you lemons... 1.4436 0.05588 133 85 37 11
592 These must be to die for. 1.4431 0.05412 167 113 34 20
593 Um,what do we do when death hands us lemons? 1.4427 0.05852 131 86 32 13
594 Well, this is a new twist. 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
595 When Death gives you lemons, say thank you, then go make him an Arnold Palmer. 1.4427 0.05852 131 86 32 13
596 Oh heavens Marie, his lemons really are to die for. 1.4427 0.05543 131 83 38 10
597 Well, at least we won’t get scurvy. 1.4427 0.05543 131 83 38 10
598 Do you think he’ll know we’re regifting? 1.4427 0.05751 131 85 34 12
599 He says we can’t make hellandaise sauce without them. 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
600 That's funny. He knows I'm allergic to lemons. 1.4426 0.06165 122 81 28 13
601 No, it's okay. They're limes. 1.4424 0.05183 165 108 41 16
602 Let’s hear you silver lining this, Dolores. 1.4423 0.05399 156 103 37 16
603 But honey, he says these are to die for. 1.4423 0.05322 156 102 39 15
604 Being polite won’t kill you.” 1.4422 0.05386 147 95 39 13
605 He said that if life can hand you lemons, he ought to be able to as well 1.4417 0.05156 163 106 42 15
606 And when Death gives you lemons, you still make lemonade. You just don't drink it. 1.4417 0.05511 163 111 32 20
607 Yeah,well you don’t trust anybody. 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
608 Says it's my time but these are for you. He'll be back for the plate. 1.4416 0.05450 154 102 36 16
609 When death gives you lemons, what in the hell do you make? 1.4416 0.05129 154 98 44 12
610 Heard you could ward off death with lots of vitamin C 1.4414 0.05167 145 91 44 10
611 These were executed beautifully. 1.4409 0.05879 127 83 32 12
612 Come on. A little bite can't kill you! 1.4407 0.06083 118 77 30 11
613 Life lost his job last year. 1.4406 0.05668 143 95 33 15
614 It‘s the last one, I promise. 1.4403 0.05755 134 88 33 13
615 We’re in new proverbial territory, Janice. 1.4403 0.05656 134 87 35 12
616 When death serves you lemons - you make 192 proof "pandemic-strength" limoncello. 1.4400 0.06054 125 83 29 13
617 I know I"m going to hell, but it's still nice to be wooed. 1.4397 0.05986 141 97 26 18
618 Well today has taken a grim twist. 1.4397 0.06627 116 80 21 15
619 Excuse me, ma'am. What is the opposite of making lemonade? 1.4397 0.06157 116 76 29 11
620 You're probably right, when has a little fruit hurt anyone? 1.4395 0.04725 157 96 53 8
621 Oh look, the GOP is handing out free Covid hand pies! 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
622 Of course they’re gluten free 1.4390 0.06015 123 81 30 12
623 Fighting scurvy is no laughing matter, Alice. 1.4387 0.05103 155 99 44 12
624 I knew we should not have ordered takeout from Hell's Kitchen 1.4385 0.05461 130 82 39 9
625 It's rude to refuse, and because I am a gentleman, you first!" 1.4380 0.05364 121 74 41 6
626 tell your mother not to be rude and come meet our new neighbor 1.4380 0.05972 121 79 31 11
627 I guess Death gives you lemons too 1.4375 0.05518 128 81 38 9
628 When death hands you lemons,just say" Thank you" and hope he leaves. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
629 I don’t care who he is, he makes the best Calzones in town. 1.4375 0.05723 144 97 31 16
630 I’m telling you, these organic lemons are to die for! 1.4375 0.05138 176 118 39 19
631 Joke’s on him - I don’t believe in the afterlife. 1.4370 0.06043 119 78 30 11
632 Okay, so I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons... 1.4366 0.05142 142 89 44 9
633 He mostly reaps people; lemons is just a side hustle. 1.4365 0.05577 126 80 37 9
634 He said Life's busy selling health and beauty products now. 1.4365 0.05800 126 82 33 11
635 Well honey, I suppose they're similar to Death by Chocolate 1.4361 0.05783 133 88 32 13
636 Life has the day off. 1.4361 0.05374 133 84 40 9
637 This deal may go sour. 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
638 Do you know a proverb for this? 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
639 Well, Eve, this isn't Eden and these aren't apples, so I think we're OK. 1.4359 0.05394 156 104 36 16
640 It's more than Life ever handed me. 1.4359 0.05614 117 73 37 7
641 Got change for a soul? 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
642 I know he’s the grim reaper, but his banana loaf is out of this world 1.4357 0.05664 140 93 33 14
643 So what’s the protocol when death gives you lemons? 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
644 OK so it’s not technically Life, but we can still make lemonade right? 1.4351 0.05945 131 88 29 14
645 They said when LIFE gives you lemons… not death 1.4345 0.05162 145 92 43 10
646 I hear these are drop dead good. 1.4344 0.06047 122 81 29 12
647 Nothing is certain except for death, taxes, and lemonade, apparently. 1.4344 0.05581 122 77 37 8
648 I never know what to tip. 1.4338 0.05493 136 88 37 11
649 He thinks he’s Life… I don’t have the heart to tell him. 1.4336 0.06143 113 74 29 10
650 Buy six, get an extra year! 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
651 He remembers when I said 'I'd rather die then have to zest lemons again.' 1.4333 0.06003 120 79 30 11
652 I’ll squirt him in the eye, you grab the scythe. 1.4333 0.05765 120 77 34 9
653 He's kidding. They're just scones. 'To die for" is just an expression. 1.4333 0.05643 120 76 36 8
654 Why is your mother dressed like that? 1.4333 0.06232 120 81 26 13
655 I have a feeling we won't be making lemonade... 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
656 He's still a reaper, but just not so grim about it. 1.4328 0.05344 134 85 40 9
657 I have no idea when he met my mother, but he swears it's her recipe. 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
658 How could I refuse your mother? 1.4324 0.05845 148 103 26 19
659 Life is only doing non-contact delivery right now. 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
660 He said it’s soul food! 1.4320 0.05939 125 83 30 12
661 There is no way that these are for lemonade. 1.4320 0.05829 125 82 32 11
662 Whatever happened to "no shoes no service..." 1.4318 0.05504 132 85 37 10
663 Well one piece won't kill me! 1.4318 0.06007 132 90 27 15
664 He's giving them away free to the vaccine hesitant! 1.4314 0.05623 153 105 30 18
665 These will make a killer meringue. 1.4310 0.06150 116 77 28 11
666 It's not technically "death giving me lemons". He is asking $4 for 5. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
667 I've heard of death by chocolate, but this is ridiculous. 1.4309 0.05546 123 78 37 8
668 To die for - you say... how could we resist 1.4308 0.06172 130 90 24 16
669 You're such a cynic, Helen. I'm just going to eat one. 1.4308 0.05668 130 85 34 11
670 They look like they've been squeezed to death. 1.4308 0.05230 130 81 42 7
671 The presentation leaves something to be desired. 1.4308 0.05343 130 82 40 8
672 Because of all the vaccinated, he’s been baking instead. 1.4307 0.05842 137 93 29 15
673 I’ve heard they’re to die for. 1.4304 0.05340 158 106 36 16
674 It’s either this or your mother’s casserole. 1.4298 0.05972 114 74 31 9
675 Don't tell Life I'm regifting. 1.4298 0.06100 114 75 29 10
676 2020, am I right? 1.4298 0.05972 114 74 31 9
677 He says they're fresh out of Kool-aid. 1.4298 0.05848 121 79 32 10
678 What do we make if death gives us lemons? 1.4298 0.05964 121 80 30 11
679 It's actually kind of nice. He didn't have go bring anything. 1.4298 0.05483 121 76 38 7
680 He's trying a new approach. 1.4298 0.05848 121 79 32 10
681 Relax, they're gluten-free. 1.4298 0.06191 121 82 26 13
682 He heard that Life was handing out lemons. 1.4296 0.05998 135 93 26 16
683 We can’t be picky, especially in this economy. 1.4296 0.05209 135 85 42 8
684 I promise not to laugh maniacally when I serve the lemonade. 1.4296 0.05326 142 92 39 11
685 Well, at least the afterlife will have a bright and fresh scent. 1.4296 0.05689 142 96 31 15
686 I sure hope he wants lemonade. 1.4295 0.05233 156 103 39 14
687 What is the opposite of making lemonade? 1.4286 0.05970 133 91 27 15
688 Just smile and take one, we don't want to offend him 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
689 It wouldn't kill you to says thanks. 1.4286 0.05260 133 84 41 8
690 But he says they're delicious and we'll never know what hit us! 1.4286 0.05575 133 87 35 11
691 He says not to worry about the gluten. 1.4286 0.05472 133 86 37 10
692 When Death hands you a lemon, make a martini. 1.4286 0.06177 112 74 28 10
693 Doordash really is getting desperate for gig workers. 1.4286 0.05543 119 75 37 7
694 I know that’s not how the saying goes, but life hasn’t given me anything yet 1.4286 0.05910 112 72 32 8
695 Trust me hon, these lemons are to die for 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
696 Who would have thought there was such a dark side to that proverb? 1.4276 0.05514 145 97 34 14
697 So what are you supposed to do when ‘death’ hands you lemons? 1.4275 0.05432 138 90 37 11
698 So, all of a sudden, you're not thirsty? 1.4274 0.05630 124 80 35 9
699 I told you we didn't need the vaccine and would be socializing with the neighbors before we knew it. 1.4273 0.06387 110 74 25 11
700 I ordered takeout for your mom. 1.4267 0.05463 150 101 34 15
701 When death gives you lemons...you take them. 1.4267 0.05211 150 98 40 12
702 Relax, they're horror d'oeuvres. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
703 They’re good . . . , but they’re not for everyone. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
704 Are these organic? 1.4264 0.05695 129 85 33 11
705 No dear, you're thinking of Life. 1.4264 0.05695 129 85 33 11
706 ‘When life…,’ sure, but this seems like uncharted territory. 1.4264 0.05587 129 84 35 10
707 What, they make killer lemonade 1.4264 0.05800 129 86 31 12
708 It's a food swap. I gave him my sole. He's giving me deviled eggs. 1.4262 0.06259 122 84 24 14
709 And when Death gives you lemons, well, at least you know you fought to the bitter end! 1.4262 0.06039 122 82 28 12
710 Well it’s not like it’ll kill me to take them, right Janet? 1.4262 0.06259 122 84 24 14
711 This is the last time we are buying things off craigslist. 1.4261 0.06425 115 79 23 13
712 C’mon, these can’t be any worse than the burritos we ate at Taco Bell last night. 1.4261 0.06059 115 76 29 10
713 After the last year death has had, showing up on our doorstep with lemons? The least we can do is make lemonade, Karen. 1.4259 0.06058 108 70 30 8
714 Will the US supply chain ever be back to normal? 1.4259 0.06199 108 71 28 9
715 Hey - When death gives you lemons...what are you supposed to do? 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
716 They didn’t say anything about when death gives you lemons 1.4255 0.05253 141 91 40 10
717 Honey, he specifically said don’t make lemonade with these. 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
718 I’ve been told that these are to die for! 1.4254 0.05543 134 88 35 11
719 When Death gives you lemons, you make Lemon Drop Martinis. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
720 It's OK - they're organic. 1.4250 0.05877 120 79 31 10
721 Well one can’t kill me dear. 1.4250 0.05634 120 77 35 8
722 Didn't the realtor mention something about high turnover in this neighborhood? 1.4250 0.06111 120 81 27 12
723 With his hands full he can’t use the scythe. 1.4250 0.05757 120 78 33 9
724 You first, dear! 1.4248 0.06386 113 77 24 12
725 Forget lemonade. When Death hands you lemons, you take them and keep your trap shut. 1.4248 0.06261 113 76 26 11
726 He's sorry about your mom and wanted to leave you a little remembrance 1.4247 0.05219 146 95 40 11
727 When death gives you lemons, reach for the gin. 1.4245 0.05683 139 94 31 14
728 We should have done something with these when Life was handing them out. 1.4244 0.05345 172 120 31 21
729 Don't worry. He says he's vaccinated. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
730 Of course I’m taking them. Have you seen what they cost lately? 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
731 What do you think -- devilled or not? 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
732 I dunno. I've only heard about what to do when life gives you lemons. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
733 YOU ask him if he’s vaccinated. 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
734 Now who’s being cynical? 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
735 He said it’s up to us, as long as it’s NOT lemonade. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
736 Do you think I should make lemonade? 1.4234 0.06595 111 77 21 13
737 He says COVID met all the quotas for last 2 years and he had to diversify! 1.4234 0.05835 137 94 28 15
738 When Death gives you lemons, make your will. 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
739 He started gardening during lockdown. 1.4224 0.05496 116 73 37 6
740 He claims he's from Amazon 1.4224 0.06017 116 77 29 10
741 He’s new in town, says they’ll make killer lemonade 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
742 $4.99? Around the corner, Life is handing these out for free! 1.4220 0.06684 109 76 20 13
743 He's making amends for the incident with Fluffy. 1.4220 0.06684 109 76 20 13
744 It’s like when life gives you lemons but you add vodka and fear. 1.4220 0.06555 109 75 22 12
745 God Bernice, who’s ever heard of poisoned lemons? It’s apples that you should watch out for. 1.4214 0.05076 140 89 43 8
746 When Death brings you lemons, make a cocktail? 1.4214 0.05651 140 95 31 14
747 It’s cool, I’m vaccinated 1.4214 0.05559 140 94 33 13
748 If I were you, I'd give him tequila. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
749 After one of these, you won't have to worry about the "a lifetime on the hips" part. 1.4211 0.05867 133 91 28 14
750 He said ‘they are to die for’ 1.4211 0.06091 114 76 28 10
751 There's a saying for something like this, but I can't think of it for the life of me. 1.4211 0.06462 114 79 22 13
752 He's filling in for Life this week. 1.4211 0.05696 114 73 34 7
753 Okay, I know what to do when LIFE gives me lemons, but… 1.4207 0.05331 145 96 37 12
754 But honey, it’s such a bargain. 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
755 Come on hon, we just survived COVID, what could it hurt? 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
756 Well, I mean - have you ever TRIED his beignets? They are to die for!! 1.4204 0.05279 157 106 36 15
757 So it would be OK if LIFE gave me lemons? 1.4202 0.05907 119 79 30 10
758 Don’t worry - it’s gluten-free 1.4202 0.05785 119 78 32 9
759 Life was invited to the Hamptons this weekend. 1.4202 0.05403 119 75 38 6
760 It wouldn't kill us to try something new. 1.4201 0.05077 169 114 39 16
761 I know, dear, but apparently his lemonade is to die for. 1.4200 0.05205 150 99 39 12
762 If you’ve ever tried moms lemon squares, this makes sense.” 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
763 What's the worst that could happen? 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
764 If we don't like them, we can give them to your mother. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
765 He says there's no time for lemonade. 1.4198 0.05078 131 82 43 6
766 Honey, I'm making a meringue. You only make lemonade when Life gives you lemons. 1.4196 0.06296 112 76 25 11
767 I had not realized that my vitamin C deficiency had gotten this bad. 1.4196 0.05762 112 72 33 7
768 No, that's only for when Life gives you lemons. 1.4196 0.06035 112 74 29 9
769 The ones from Florida were getting too expensive 1.4196 0.06035 112 74 29 9
770 These knishes are to die for 1.4194 0.05621 124 81 34 9
771 I guess you'll be making the lemonade. 1.4194 0.05961 124 84 28 12
772 Don't worry. It's just those cutbacks. Life and Death had to start job sharing. 1.4194 0.06070 124 85 26 13
773 There were some budget cuts at Amazon Fresh 1.4194 0.05621 124 81 34 9
774 Oh stop being such a pessimist 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
775 When life gives you lem.. uh oh. 1.4190 0.06737 105 73 20 12
776 When Death hands you limes, make margaritas. 1.4188 0.06564 117 83 19 15
777 These are going to be the death of me, but I just can’t resist 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
778 Sure, everyone knows what to do when ‘Life’ gives you lemons, but this is exciting new territory. 1.4188 0.06218 117 80 25 12
779 Should we ask if he’s vaccinated? 1.4184 0.05883 141 99 25 17
780 Eat up. There won't be any seconds. 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
781 It's the processed sugar that kills you. 1.4182 0.05972 110 72 30 8
782 Not sure what you do when Death hands you lemons. 1.4182 0.05305 165 114 33 18
783 Lemon is the new apple 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
784 Looks like you'll have to make your own damn lemonade. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
785 Do you want the best Limoncello of your life or not? 1.4180 0.05314 122 77 39 6
786 Last year it was zucchini. 1.4179 0.05734 134 91 30 13
787 I don't know, is it the same as when life hands you lemons? 1.4179 0.05535 134 89 34 11
788 When death gives you lemons, you just keep the lemons 1.4176 0.04913 170 113 43 14
789 Oh honey, I wish you wouldn’t always be so suspicious… 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
790 Oh that's just the our Neighbour Billy, he's decided to dress up as an oxymoron this Halloween. 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
791 When death gives you lemons, no amount of lemonade is gonna help. 1.4173 0.05856 127 86 29 12
792 I’m impressed. Normally Death just gives you demons. 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
793 Why don’t you go first 1.4167 0.06188 108 72 27 9
794 Wait, did he say "Soul food", or "Soul for Food"? 1.4167 0.06188 108 72 27 9
795 It's a twist on, "When life gives you lemons." 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
796 „Oh come on, those brats from the lemonade stand had it coming!“ 1.4167 0.05895 132 91 27 14
797 He says I can do whatever the heck I want with the lemons, honey. He’s not as demanding as Life. 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
798 All year you've said, when life give you lemons make lemonade. Now it's a problem. 1.4160 0.05469 125 81 36 8
799 I know what they say about life giving you lemons, but . . . 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
800 I'm just having one; it's not going to kill me. 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
801 Well do you want lemonade or not? 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
802 Lets try em. He says they're to die for. 1.4153 0.06057 118 80 27 11
803 I only buy direct from the farmer. That non-organic stuff will kill you. 1.4153 0.06292 118 82 23 13
804 He says he'll eat one first, but I'm not sure that tells us anything. 1.4153 0.06176 118 81 25 12
805 Honestly, you can’t expect me to make the best out of every situation 1.4153 0.05687 118 77 33 8
806 I'm guessing that when death gives you lemons, you just eat them. 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
807 I know what to do if life gave me lemons. Can you Google what the protocol is for death?" 1.4148 0.05298 135 88 38 9
808 …and when Death gives you lemons, you make a killer merengue pie. 1.4146 0.06209 123 86 23 14
809 It’s okay. I’m fully vaccinated. 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
810 I simply mentioned that your mother MIGHT be coming over later.” @newyorkercartoon 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
811 He says they are home made and to die for. 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
812 Well, we survived Trump and Covid... 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
813 When Death gives you lemons, you just say, “Thank you,” and don’t ask questions. 1.4128 0.06143 109 73 27 9
814 Door Dash is hiring people who are not afraid of COVID-19 1.4128 0.06414 109 75 23 11
815 Do I still make lemonade or…? 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
816 What’s the difference in the end, really? 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
817 I used the app. 1.4127 0.05992 126 87 26 13
818 He has such a zest for life. 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
819 My mom always said: “When death gives you lemons, you should just give up.” 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
820 Trust me, these are killer croissants. 1.4122 0.05923 131 91 26 14
821 What are we suppose to make when Death gives us lemons? 1.4118 0.06133 119 82 25 12
822 Ask if they are local.... 1.4118 0.06286 102 68 26 8
823 They no longer have the zest for life. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
824 It’s best not to say no. 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
825 Who says irony is dead? 1.4112 0.05627 107 68 34 5
826 “Instead of lemonade, I think we better make reparations...” 1.4112 0.06078 107 71 28 8
827 I usually get them from life. 1.4112 0.05932 107 70 30 7
828 „I thought he was from your side of the family.“ 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
829 I’m saving the calories for Death by Chocolate. 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
830 Relax honey! there are no Reaper-cussions with just trying one 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
831 "They are keto." 1.4107 0.06156 112 76 26 10
832 These are really good.I’ve had them before and I’m still here. 1.4107 0.06285 112 77 24 11
833 I know what I'm supposed to do when life gives me lemons, Tiffany, but now I'm not sure 1.4107 0.06024 112 75 28 9
834 He recommends the lemonade. 1.4107 0.05160 112 69 40 3
835 Yes,he said,"literally". 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
836 If it’s any consolation, we only need the zest 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
837 I left my soul in the car, can you get this? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
838 Maybe it's a 'glass half-empty' kind of thing? 1.4103 0.05841 117 78 30 9
839 Trust me Beverly, I AM aware of the irony of this situation 1.4103 0.06088 117 80 26 11
840 My lemon bar recipe is to die for. 1.4103 0.05966 117 79 28 10
841 Well, at this point would we even want to make lemonade 1.4103 0.05966 117 79 28 10
842 At this point, why not? 1.4103 0.05966 117 79 28 10
843 It’s Ok, we played chess and I won. 1.4103 0.06208 117 81 24 12
844 Honey, remind me what to do when death gives you lemons 1.4103 0.06208 117 81 24 12
845 Margaritas for the road then? 1.4101 0.05385 139 93 35 11
846 These are The Scones From Hell. 1.4100 0.07398 100 74 11 15
847 It's okay -- he said their organic. 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
848 These Instacart deliveries are getting weird. 1.4098 0.06242 122 86 22 14
849 Well, we ARE new to the neighborhood. 1.4095 0.05852 105 68 31 6
850 What a deal. Six for the price of two. 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
851 Of course I know they’re warmed over. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
852 Damned if we do, damned if we don't. 1.4091 0.06623 110 78 19 13
853 Yeah, but when Death hands them to you, make a dozen Tom Collins. And fast. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
854 He is deadly serious so I figure what the Hell? 1.4091 0.05498 154 108 29 17
855 I hear you, but we can take a couple to the new neighbors with the outdoor music system and light show before we try them ourselves. 1.4091 0.05983 132 93 24 15
856 But what happens when Death gives you lemons?” 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
857 I heard this food delivery app is making a killing. 1.4091 0.05960 110 73 29 8
858 I like the lemons that life gives me better. 1.4088 0.05727 137 95 28 14
859 Good news—it’s not his signature dessert, Death by Chocolate. 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
860 You never know who they'll send when you use one of these delivery apps. 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
861 Something tells me these aren’t for lemonade 1.4087 0.05646 115 75 33 7
862 He’d like you to make him a lemon meringue pie in exchange for a few extra years. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
863 The good news is I don't actually have to make anything. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
864 He said he was vaccinated. 1.4082 0.05952 98 63 30 5
865 I told him I'm allergic 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
866 Back off, Bridgette! You just don't get me! 1.4078 0.06535 103 71 22 10
867 It's either this or you have to dance with him. 1.4078 0.06083 103 68 28 7
868 He's giving us dinner. How grim can he be? 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
869 Well, it ain't from Whole Foods" 1.4077 0.05951 130 91 25 14
870 I beat him at chess, so now he just likes playing weird mind games. 1.4074 0.06450 108 75 22 11
871 Do you think he’ll let us borrow his knife? 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
872 Welcome to the gig economy. Even the grim reaper has to do DoorDash on the side. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
873 The muffins are for me, and the tolling bell is for you 1.4068 0.06281 118 83 22 13
874 Death to clichés. 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
875 We should invite him over for dinner when your mother visits. 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
876 He says, try them and you'll think you've died and gone to heaven. 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
877 Maybe we should have asked for contactless delivery. 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
878 What? He said they were to die for! 1.4062 0.05483 128 85 34 9
879 Wait, what was it we were supposed to do when death gives us lemons? 1.4062 0.05370 128 84 36 8
880 He's going to want the tray back--it's his mothers. 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
881 You know, if we were in a cartoon, the caption would be obvious. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
882 What are we supposed to do when Death hands us lemons? 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
883 He may be grim, but they’re delicious. 1.4057 0.06110 106 71 27 8
884 Life can give you lemons, but death should really add salt and tequila. 1.4057 0.06256 106 72 25 9
885 You might need to find another ride home. 1.4054 0.06054 111 75 27 9
886 I thought it was life that handed you lemons. 1.4054 0.05335 111 70 37 4
887 I don’t know…something about making lemonade. 1.4052 0.05740 116 77 31 8
888 I guess this is a good time to tell you that I got laid off 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
889 Maybe next time don’t tell everyone you’re been dying to make lemon bars, Irene. 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
890 He kills for a living, but his passion is baked goods. 1.4052 0.05996 116 79 27 10
891 Who would have thought death has a sense of humor? 1.4052 0.05996 116 79 27 10
892 Table for Two says these empanadas are to die for. 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
893 They say his hors d'eouvres are to die for... 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
894 Hon, search NYT Cooking for "when death hands you lemons." 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
895 I think it's okay, Eve, as long as they aren't apples. 1.4048 0.05425 126 83 35 8
896 I know what you're supposed to do when life does this, but what do you do when death gives you lemons ? 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
897 Even this beats dinner at your mother's. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
898 We'll have to invite him over for drinks, now. 1.4040 0.06408 99 67 24 8
899 He says there are no nuts in it. 1.4040 0.05076 151 101 39 11
900 I’m just happy to be dining without the mask. 1.4038 0.06484 104 72 22 10
901 Quickly, honey... ask Alexa what the opposite of lemonade is. 1.4038 0.06339 104 71 24 9
902 It's from his Last Supper Menu. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
903 Apparently Life took the day off 1.4037 0.06401 109 76 22 11
904 Go ahead and try one, it's your funeral. 1.4035 0.06068 114 78 26 10
905 I make a killer lemonade. 1.4035 0.06195 114 79 24 11
906 See, the new neighborhood isn't so bad. 1.4035 0.05672 114 75 32 7
907 Well, life gave me lemons so it's only natural for Death to give me limes. 1.4035 0.05807 114 76 30 8
908 I don't think the calories will be a problem." 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
909 I told him it wasn't necessary to give us something when he returned the plate...but he insisted 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
910 Life, Death…It’s lemonade either way. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
911 Must be keto diet- this dude's zero percent body fat. 1.4032 0.05941 124 86 26 12
912 He says they're freshly scythed. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
913 Honestly, I'm reluctant to make this lemonade. 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
914 I forgot whether 'till death do us part' was in our vows? 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
915 They are from your mother! 1.4029 0.05929 139 100 22 17
916 Never look a gift corpse in the mouth. 1.4020 0.06272 102 69 25 8
917 You know, whatever doesn't kill you... 1.4020 0.06272 102 69 25 8
918 Why not? It can’t be any worse than yours. 1.4019 0.05918 107 71 29 7
919 He seems nice. 1.4019 0.06209 107 73 25 9
920 When death gives you lemons you need to make something stronger than lemonade. 1.4019 0.06065 107 72 27 8
921 They never really prepared us for this scenario. 1.4019 0.06065 107 72 27 8
922 No honey, it was his pomegranates Persephone ate, not the lemons. 1.4019 0.06349 107 74 23 10
923 Honey, it’s for you! 1.4019 0.06349 107 74 23 10
924 Didn't you give six lemons to your mom yesterday? 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
925 He says these lemons will make killer lemonade! 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
926 Relax Honey,if he wanted to kill you he would have brought peanuts. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
927 Where’s your mask?” I said but he swears he’s been fully vaccinated. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
928 He says he’s with the Welcome Wagon. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
929 This is absolutely the last time we order from UberEats. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
930 Sure. "Pan de muerto" means bread rolls 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
931 I don't know if I should accept them. He's not wearing a mask. 1.4016 0.05896 122 84 27 11
932 You have to taste these. They are to die for. 1.4016 0.06010 122 85 25 12
933 You'll be pleased to know that your last meal is gluten-free. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
934 I'll make it, but I won't drink it. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
935 They make for killer margaritas. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
936 Of course,they're hot! 1.4015 0.05877 132 93 25 14
937 He said the lemonade they make is to die for. 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
938 He says we can make lemonade, and he's awfully convincing. 1.4015 0.05228 137 91 37 9
939 Life has supply chain issues. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
940 In this case I think I’ll make daiquiris. 1.4000 0.06354 110 77 22 11
941 Should I ask if they're organic? 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
942 Something about a ‘last supper’??? 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
943 Is this your mother's recipe? 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
944 I know what to do when Life gives you lemons, but I’m stymied here. 1.4000 0.05356 110 70 36 4
945 When death gives you lemons, make lemonade and give it to someone else. 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
946 He says not to worry—he was sharpening his scythe on our lemon tree and they fell off. 1.4000 0.06151 115 80 24 11
947 When Death hands you lemons,do you still have to make lemonade? 1.4000 0.05902 125 87 26 12
948 I bet your mother would love these. 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
949 But Honey they are free! 1.4000 0.06712 105 75 18 12
950 We might as well make the worst of it. 1.4000 0.06085 110 75 26 9
951 If death gives you lemons, make whiskey sours 1.4000 0.06712 105 75 18 12
952 Well we already know what to do when life gives your lemons! 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
953 Looks like he's expanded a few steps beyond reaping. 1.4000 0.05659 110 72 32 6
954 I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure the answer isn't to make lemonade. 1.4000 0.05805 110 73 30 7
955 I know what to do when life does it, but death?? 1.4000 0.05767 115 77 30 8
956 I’ve decided to go back to gluten. 1.4000 0.06290 105 72 24 9
957 Babe, that's fake news. He's really full of life! 1.4000 0.06030 100 66 28 6
958 No problem! I sold your soul 1.3987 0.05355 153 107 31 15
959 Either way, it's lemons. 1.3984 0.06008 128 91 23 14
960 I told you scurvy was a real thing. 1.3984 0.06080 123 87 23 13
961 He doesn't like to brag, but he says they're just to die for. 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
962 Don’t worry, they’re gluten-free. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
963 Since when did we refuse a neighbor's gift based on their occupation? 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
964 When Death hands you lemons, invite Life over for lemonade. 1.3983 0.06154 118 83 23 12
965 This is not another ploy by your mother, is it? 1.3982 0.06227 113 79 23 11
966 They’re from his COVID-19 victory garden 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
967 I know, Honey, but lemonade is lemonade! 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
968 He's came over to welcome us to the neighborhood. Marie. It would be rude not accept them. What could go wrong? 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
969 When death gives us lemons, Dr. Fauci would advise us not to make lemonade. 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
970 Have some. The taste is to die for. 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
971 What? You think he is overpaying for my soul? 1.3980 0.07067 98 71 15 12
972 Beats hemlock. 1.3978 0.06861 93 65 19 9
973 I know, but what do they say you should do when it's Death that hands you lemons? 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
974 I take it you ordered the death by chocolate? 1.3968 0.05755 126 87 28 11
975 No worries honey, he's on Instagram and has more than a million followers. 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
976 His fritters are to die for. 1.3967 0.06152 121 86 22 13
977 Well, I did say “I’m dying for a lemonade” didn’t I? 1.3966 0.05320 116 75 36 5
978 hey, what could go wrong?! 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
979 No no, not lemonade... I heard that when Death gives you lemons, you're supposed to make lemon chiffon cake 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
980 Same day delivery never ceases to amaze me 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
981 It’s my turn to eat forbidden fruit. You had the apple and look where that got us! 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
982 God Margo, you really need to learn to be more trusting. 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
983 You know, Life isn't even giving out lemons anymore. 1.3958 0.06191 96 64 26 6
984 Ironic, right? 1.3958 0.06536 96 66 22 8
985 So much more personal than delivery by drones 1.3956 0.06420 91 61 24 6
986 Of course they’re organic. 1.3956 0.06608 91 62 22 7
987 I didn’t get the memo on when DEATH gives you lemons… 1.3955 0.05994 134 97 21 16
988 When Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When Death gives you lemons, you, uh, you... 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
989 He says Life gave them to him... 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
990 Again,remind me why you signed me up for the Grim Reaper food delivery service? 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
991 Honey, he says they’re artisanal AND locally sourced. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
992 The first step in negotiating is establishing goodwill. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
993 You were the one who asked for the manager, Karen. 1.3945 0.06899 109 81 13 15
994 What do you think is the exact opposite of making lemonade? 1.3945 0.05533 109 71 33 5
995 You know I can’t resist a good deal 1.3945 0.05684 109 72 31 6
996 We can make anything except lemonade. 1.3942 0.06174 104 71 25 8
997 I'm going to accept because, technically, he's not a stranger. 1.3942 0.06470 104 73 21 10
998 OK, so what do you make when Death gives you lemons? 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
999 It’d be rude to say no… 1.3939 0.05242 132 88 36 8
1000 And you thought our new neighbors were unfriendly. 1.3937 0.05262 127 84 36 7
1001 I heard they taste heavenly 1.3936 0.06091 94 62 27 5
1002 You dead either way 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1003 "He makes a lemon cake to die for" 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
1004 You gotta try it, his lemonade is to die for! 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
1005 And the second corollary is when death gives you limes. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1006 Lemonade's not going to cut it,I'm thinking limoncello. 1.3926 0.05267 135 91 35 9
1007 OMG - I’m dying for these sliders 1.3925 0.05751 107 71 30 6
1008 He said to eat dessert first. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
1009 You just HAD to sell your soul for lemonade 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
1010 I guess this means we didn’t succeed at the whole lemonade thing. 1.3923 0.05294 130 87 35 8
1011 Should we ask him if he's been vaccinated? 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
1012 What saying? 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
1013 But they are still hot from the oven! 1.3917 0.05332 120 79 35 6
1014 I’m working on a killer tequila recipe 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
1015 He said Life is on a leave, he's only covering this week 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
1016 Well, the good news is life won’t hand me any more lemons! 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
1017 For Pete's sake, Ilene, a few carbs won't kill me. 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
1018 No, when Death hands you lemons, you make Whiskey Sours. 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
1019 He also wants some sugar,a pitcher and a mop. 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
1020 Isn’t there a saying for this? 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
1021 What's the opposite of 'when life gives you lemons'? 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
1022 He says it's good for weight loss. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
1023 Honey, what’s the opposite of lemonade? 1.3909 0.06071 110 76 25 9
1024 I am not making any damn lemonade. 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
1025 Seriously? It's my cholesterol you're concerned about? 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
1026 My lemon puff pastries are to die for. 1.3905 0.05975 105 71 27 7
1027 How do I make the opposite of lemonade? 1.3905 0.05975 105 71 27 7
1028 I say we spike the lemonade. 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
1029 i know what to do when life gives you lemons but what am i supposed to do now? 1.3904 0.05444 146 103 29 14
1030 They’re just so much cheaper than organic. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
1031 Honey, I don’t think Death buys organic. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
1032 Something tells me these lemons aren’t organic Susan 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
1033 I'm not sure what the protocol is. 1.3900 0.06178 100 68 25 7
1034 He says he’s making amends for your mother. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
1035 I got enough optimistic platitudes from life. I’m just going to throw these at cars 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
1036 Somehow,this doesn’t seem like a fair exchange. 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
1037 You know what they say - when death gives you lemons make a run for it. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
1038 No, they are pronounced “de-mons” 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
1039 Barry makes a killer whiskey sour. 1.3895 0.06574 95 66 21 8
1040 He thought we might enjoy his filet of soul. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
1041 Care for one? Ladies first. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
1042 So, all you're getting from this scenario is that I look like John Waters? 1.3889 0.06065 126 91 21 14
1043 When death gives you lemons, don't drink the lemonade. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1044 I’ve been so blown away by everyone’s generosity since the masks have come off!!” 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
1045 It's a token of his appreciation for the great year he's having. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
1046 When death gives you lemons, it’s too late for optimism 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
1047 I thought the saying was: If Life gives you lemons... 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1048 I am wildly unprepared for this situation 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
1049 close enough. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1050 I think if we take these, it may be game over. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
1051 What time is your Mother arriving? 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
1052 Whoa! Alice you really startled me. This is our new neighbor, Grim... Repair, was it? Is that French? 1.3883 0.05891 103 69 28 6
1053 ‘You’ll never guess what he usually reaps’ 1.3883 0.06358 103 72 22 9
1054 I know you asked for limes and not lemons, but something tells me this guy won't take complaints in a good manner. 1.3883 0.06506 103 73 20 10
1055 A new adage is about to be born. 1.3881 0.05287 134 91 34 9
1056 What are you supposed to do when Death gives you lemons? 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
1057 It's strange, he says it's a house warming present, but I'm not planning on moving anywhere. 1.3878 0.06746 98 70 18 10
1058 We should make him some of your famous angel food cake! 1.3878 0.06091 98 66 26 6
1059 I know you asked for seven lemons for the centerpiece, not six, but I’m not going to argue with this man, Susan. 1.3878 0.06589 98 69 20 9
1060 Try one. They're deadly. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
1061 Are you interested in any of these, Eve? 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1062 Are they good? He says these are to die for. 1.3874 0.05303 111 72 35 4
1063 They’ll be the death of you. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1064 They say his lemonade is to die for 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1065 He really wants to be on that British baking show. 1.3871 0.06310 93 63 24 6
1066 Have one. They're to die for. 1.3871 0.06492 93 64 22 7
1067 Oh, I still make lemonade. I just don't drink it. 1.3871 0.06310 93 63 24 6
1068 Death likes his lemonade bitter-sweet. 1.3871 0.05336 124 83 34 7
1069 What’s the worst that can happen? 1.3868 0.06369 106 75 21 10
1070 Eve, try one of these.... 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
1071 Well do you want to tell him they don’t look so fresh? 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
1072 THIS,is irony. 1.3868 0.06645 106 77 17 12
1073 This is going to make a killer lemonade honey! 1.3868 0.06369 106 75 21 10
1074 It’s ok, he said they’re gluten free” 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
1075 They say this pan de muerto is to die for. 1.3868 0.05619 106 70 31 5
1076 He said reaping isn’t what is used to be. 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
1077 He says that the scones are to die for. 1.3866 0.06098 119 85 22 12
1078 Not everything he reaps is grim. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
1079 I feel like this is a metaphor for something, but I just can't place it" 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
1080 You know, 'life' has always been an euphemism. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
1081 If Death gives you lemons, Run! 1.3861 0.05965 101 68 27 6
1082 What do you mean, ask him for ice too? 1.3861 0.06288 101 70 23 8
1083 When death gives you lemons, you make a quick exit." 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
1084 He wants me to pass these around while he gets to know you better. 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
1085 Apparently, it's not just life that gives us lemons 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
1086 Honey, Its Devils food cake and he said we've earned it. 1.3854 0.06846 96 69 17 10
1087 I told you the job market was bad. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1088 This lemonade is to die for. 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
1089 The Reaper's are welcoming us to the neighborhood​ 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
1090 Relax, it's all natural. 1.3846 0.05393 130 89 32 9
1091 It’s to die for! 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
1092 So what do we do when Death gives us lemons? 1.3846 0.06597 104 75 18 11
1093 Think positive. Get the Juicer. 1.3846 0.06399 91 62 23 6
1094 He heard scurvy deaths were on the rise. 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
1095 What happens when Death hands you lemons? 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
1096 I didn’t realize how desperate we were to look on the bright side. 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
1097 no Margaret, I think making lemonade is the LAST thing we should do with these. 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
1098 I'm still gonna make lemonade. 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
1099 When death gives you lemons, Linda. The lemonade you make is to die for. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
1100 I’m broke, Do you have any soul left to pay the man? 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
1101 I think we’re gonna need extra sugar for this lemonade. 1.3838 0.06042 99 67 26 6
1102 'This the best thing that's happened this year' 1.3838 0.06991 99 73 14 12
1103 Should be okay, we’re vaccinated. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
1104 When Death gives you lemons? You make a whisky sour, of course. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
1105 He just reaped what others sowed, honey. It’s not his fault he ended up with so many lemons. 1.3833 0.05317 120 80 34 6
1106 I’m not sure of the protocol here. 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
1107 It's a killer dessert 1.3832 0.05418 107 70 33 4
1108 I assumed I'd be making lemonade, but now that you've pointed that out . . . . 1.3832 0.05578 107 71 31 5
1109 Looks like we’re not the only ones who’ve spent the pandemic exploring role play. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1110 He says they’re to die for. Let’s give ‘em a try. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1111 We’re advised to rethink the lemonade thing. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
1112 You know what they say, when death gives you lemons. Right? 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
1113 What are you supposed to do when it's Death that hands you lemons? 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
1114 Quick! What's the opposite of making lemonade? 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
1115 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When Death gives you lemons, make out your will. 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
1116 These desserts are to die for 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1117 my soul doesn’t go as far as it used to 1.3818 0.06055 110 77 24 9
1118 Well what the hell are we supposed to do with these? 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
1119 I'm sure it's like when life gives you lemons. 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
1120 You always think of the worst. 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
1121 He says I'm doomed to a life of eternal damnation, but he brought lemon puffs! 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
1122 Does it really matter who gives them to you? 1.3814 0.05943 97 65 27 5
1123 These are for the unvaccinated. 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
1124 C’mon, honey. When was the last time life offered us lemons? They’re on a platter! 1.3814 0.05759 97 64 29 4
1125 He's welcoming us to Flint. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
1126 I know he’s going to kill me but the lemons are free! 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1127 I’m guessing this is not going to be ending with lemonade. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
1128 They said that bribing does wonders 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1129 Relax, he'll give the dish back 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
1130 I figured I could make my famous lemon bars for my mother-in-law.. 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
1131 It's ok. Today is my cheat day. 1.3804 0.06152 92 62 25 5
1132 I know what to do when Life gives you lemons. But what about Death? 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
1133 Actually, a lot of Trump staffers are hurting for work right now. 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
1134 I heard it’s the ultimate cleanse—like the last one you’ll ever need to do! 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
1135 it’s OK Carol, these are limes 1.3804 0.05955 92 61 27 4
1136 When death gives you lemons you make tequila shots 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
1137 This has got to be some kind of test. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
1138 It's either do or die. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
1139 Well, since life has always handed me a bowl of lemons, maybe the reverse is actually a good omen. 1.3800 0.05646 100 66 30 4
1140 He said Life was bringing the tequila 1.3800 0.06784 100 73 16 11
1141 Yes, Karen, I know the saying. But what about when death gives you lemons? 1.3800 0.06159 100 69 24 7
1142 What do we make when Death gives us lemons? 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
1143 I told you I didn’t like lemonade, but you just kept making it. Well, not this time, Carol. Not this time. 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
1144 He says he's from the welcoming committee... 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
1145 He says Life gave him these lemons, but he doesn’t know what it means. 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
1146 It must be a sickle joke. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
1147 When death gives you lemons, you get lemonAIDs and then you die 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1148 Lemons are lemons, Cheryl 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
1149 Honey, this is what we sold our souls for? 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
1150 I can make some killer lemon bars with these 1.3789 0.05831 95 63 28 4
1151 I want to find out what happens when death gives you lemons. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1152 Martha, what's the worst that could happen? 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1153 He said they’re not fattening .I believe him. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1154 It’s a variant. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1155 The fruit of the month club is forever. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
1156 Come on darling, he promised they are organic. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
1157 Six for a dollar? This is a steal. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
1158 I think the saying is meant to apply to all allegorical personifications. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
1159 If you tried them, you'd know they're to die for. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
1160 Don’t be such a sourpuss. You only live once” 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
1161 'You won't die if you don't eat them.' 1.3778 0.05604 90 58 30 2
1162 Just heat and serve. The dish is called: Death Warmed Over. 1.3778 0.06811 90 64 18 8
1163 Really! The number of lemons is what you find weird here? 1.3778 0.06811 90 64 18 8
1164 He said he can't take it with him. 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
1165 I guess Life is still behind from 2020 and had to call in backup. 1.3776 0.07182 98 74 11 13
1166 Would you say this is parody or satire? 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
1167 I'll only pass them around to people we can't stand. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
1168 This lemonade I’m making is to die for. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
1169 I already asked if they were gluten-free” 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1170 Don’t worry, they’re baked not fried 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1171 He said - When life hands you lemons ... 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
1172 I thought we ordered wings 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
1173 He says he’s been vaccinated, honey 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
1174 What is it we do when Death gives us lemons? 1.3769 0.05380 130 90 31 9
1175 They come with a lifetime guarantee. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
1176 It's more ethical than shopping at Amazon. 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
1177 Now I'm really confused. Should I still make lemonade? 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
1178 This cartoon is a trap. They’re baiting you into making an obvious pun on ‘when life gives you lemons’ but you won’t win the contest that way. The only way to win is with a caption that offers a meta-commentary on the contest itself. 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
1179 I mean there's no idiom for this so I guess we'll just wing it 1.3763 0.06099 93 63 25 5
1180 They say when Death gives you lemons , you make your last will and testament. 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1181 I hear his lemon drops are to die for. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1182 Nice try Death. I have scurvy! 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
1183 This was a brilliant idea. Tell your parents dinner’s ready. 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
1184 I always knew what to do when Life gives you lemons, but this is... 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
1185 We can bring these over to your mother. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1186 It's OK; it's low carb 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1187 I’ve survived worse at your mother’s house. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1188 He says that “Best by” date thing is way overrated. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1189 Believe me, it’s to die for. 1.3750 0.06720 104 77 15 12
1190 He said he got the recipe from your Grandma Millie. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
1191 He would like you to join him for dinner. 1.3750 0.06664 96 69 18 9
1192 Did not see this one coming 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1193 I’ve been putting him off this way for years. 1.3750 0.05970 96 65 26 5
1194 We've got vodka in the freezer, right dear? 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
1195 he's vaccinated. don't worry 1.3750 0.05970 96 65 26 5
1196 With everything that Life has been pulling lately, Death has had to diversify 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
1197 I assume these aren’t organic. 1.3739 0.05449 115 78 31 6
1198 It’s ok, he said he doesn’t want anything in return. 1.3738 0.05559 107 72 30 5
1199 They still look fresh. 1.3738 0.05867 107 74 26 7
1200 Hon, what do they always say? When death gives you lemons.. 1.3737 0.05668 99 66 29 4
1201 How did you think Mike’s Hard Lemonade was made Carol? 1.3737 0.06671 99 72 17 10
1202 Yes, he looks a little suspicious, but he says they are organic and gluten free. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1203 I say we make something with a twist. 1.3736 0.06182 91 62 24 5
1204 Are we supposed to make lemonade from these, too? 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
1205 and when Death gives you lemons, you make sangria! 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
1206 I'm not sure what to make when Death gives me lemons. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
1207 Well maybe he wouldn’t be so grim if he had a little more vitamin C. 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
1208 Does the rule still hold when Death gives you lemons? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
1209 He's rehabilitating his image. 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1210 Where's the justice? On Death Row I'd get to choose my last meal. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1211 To go back on the deal now would be suicide. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1212 I don't know, maybe we shouldn't accept these. He isn't wearing a mask. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
1213 Care for some lemonento mori? 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
1214 It’s my dying wish; death by juice cleanse. 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
1215 Well, they do say life is sweet.. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1216 When death give you lemons...just take the lemons. 1.3721 0.06416 86 59 22 5
1217 The caterers are running a skeleton staff 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
1218 I'll take what can, life hasn't given me a lot lately. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
1219 The meringue pies these make are to die for,honey. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
1220 Who would have guessed he has this side gig? 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
1221 When death gives you lemons, it scares the pith out of you. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
1222 Don't be astonished, Martha. As you sow, so shall you reap 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1223 Death sucks...lemons? 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
1224 Aren’t your parents visiting this weekend? 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
1225 He said, "Sorry about your dad, last week", but the 7 on the mailbox looked like a 9! 1.3711 0.06767 97 71 16 10
1226 Everyone who denies the Covid-19 epidemic gets them. 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
1227 What did you want me to do? He kindly stopped for me. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1228 Well, at least I don't have to play chess. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1229 My therapist said I should invite him to dinner 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
1230 Well I can’t define irony but I know it when I see it 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
1231 These could not be any worse than the lemons life gave us in 2020. 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1232 Its tempting. Lemons have gotten so pricey. 1.3708 0.05846 89 59 27 3
1233 Apparently not a sweet guy. 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
1234 When death gives you lemons make... dilemma-naide 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1235 When death gives you lemons, you have a lemon allergy 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1236 He says we should shut up and eat our damn lemons. 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1237 Forget lemonade, I think I'm going to need first aid. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
1238 I told you, we are done wiping down our groceries! 1.3707 0.06187 116 85 19 12
1239 He even has a limoncello recipe that’s to die for! 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
1240 It’s called reciprocity, Sharon. We give him treats now and he doesn’t kill us until much, much later. 1.3704 0.06113 108 77 22 9
1241 It makes total sense -- it's not Life that gives you lemons. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
1242 When death hands you a lemon, do you make lemonade? 1.3704 0.05359 108 72 32 4
1243 I always know what to do when life gives me lemons, but this is a first for me. 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
1244 It’s a peace offering from The New Yorker for publishing a tone deaf cartoon featuring Death during a pandemic. 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
1245 I hear they are just to die for. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1246 Uber Eats from Hell’s Kitchen 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1247 The farmers market keeps getting weirder 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1248 I thought the expression was, “When LIFE deals you lemons…” 1.3697 0.05319 119 81 32 6
1249 Don't worry honey, it won't affect my health, he said they're gluten free. 1.3696 0.06863 92 67 16 9
1250 I don’t have the heart to tell him that his brother got us the same thing. 1.3696 0.07367 92 70 10 12
1251 I don't think "making lemonade out of lemons" is going to be our best option. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1252 You can have mine. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1253 I don’t want to hurt his feelings 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1254 He said we can keep the platter. 1.3696 0.05512 92 60 30 2
1255 Oh it's OK, he's vaccinated! 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
1256 I grow them organically with my special, secret-ingredient compost 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
1257 Well you tell me what ‘life’ looks like 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1258 Yeah but when Death hands you lemons, do you still make lemonade? 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
1259 Is it the same deal as when life gives you lemons? 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1260 He said he was "Sorry about the whole COVID thing", let's give him a chance. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
1261 Don’t get too excited, Doris, he’s not here for me yet. His lemon tree is in season and he just wants to be neighborly. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
1262 It turns out that Death can give you lemons too. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1263 Well, I hope you like hot lemonade. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
1264 Would it kill you to be more neighborly 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1265 There is no irony! Death always gives you lemons..... 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1266 Don’t be silly. What could possibly go wrong?” 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1267 But he says they’ll be the best I ever taste. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1268 Betcha these lemons will make one hell of a lemonade 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1269 I know what to do when life gives you lemons but what about this?? 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
1270 Oh be reasonable! Why should we throw 'em away? 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1271 And yet, I still feel compelled to accept. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1272 When death hands you a lemon, ask for tequila and salt. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
1273 You should really stop your whining, Karen. Life doesn’t even want to give you lemons anymore… 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1274 This seems like an obvious regift. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
1275 When you try one, you'll agree these are to die for! 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
1276 These Taste Heavenly.. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
1277 It doesn't matter WHAT he looks like Phyllis. It's time to put prejudice aside. If he says he's the Muffin Man, I believe he's the Muffin Man. 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
1278 This is a nice town. (This is a submission from my 7-year-old, who looks around our town of Santa Fe, New Mexico and constantly asks, 'Why are there only old people here?') 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
1279 He said, they are travel snacks. Are we going some place? 1.3667 0.05795 90 60 27 3
1280 I hear his pierogies are to die for. 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
1281 He says they're drop-dead delicious! 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
1282 They say if life gives you lemons... 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
1283 Farm to table is hard to come by nowadays 1.3663 0.05399 101 67 31 3
1284 Any words of wisdom? 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1285 You still make lemonade, but you lace it with cyanide. 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1286 He says this'll buy us one more year 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1287 Honey, I think the scones are for you. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
1288 Finally, we meet our bitter end. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
1289 What the hell, we can call it demonade. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
1290 No no no, these are Limes. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
1291 He said he wants to make a deal. 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
1292 I'm guessing if Death gives you lemons, it's also worth something. 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
1293 Sorry, Life was busy making other plans 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
1294 He says the secret ingredient is to die for. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
1295 Honey, is this seriously our best offer? 1.3647 0.07070 85 62 15 8
1296 Life is on vacation, want some lemonade? 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1297 Well, it is gin and tonic season 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1298 I don’t know, Cathy, he said his name is Life. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1299 Damn your lemonade, Janice - if Death wants six lemons instead of my life, I'm taking that deal. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1300 I don't know what to do when Death gives me lemons. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1301 When death gives you lemons,what are you supposed to make? 1.3644 0.05978 118 86 21 11
1302 I'm skeptical too but your lemon bars are to die for" 1.3644 0.05978 118 86 21 11
1303 You're always chiding me, 'Get out of your safe zone,' and here's my chance. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
1304 He says they make great lemonade. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1305 I suggest you try one first. 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1306 It’s ok, he said they’re organic. 1.3636 0.06892 88 64 16 8
1307 Lemons are okay. It's apples we need to worry about. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1308 They're funeral cakes; the recipe is to die for! 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
1309 They say to make lemonade if life gives you lemons,but what do you make if death gives you lemons? 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1310 He says a little gluten won't kill you. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1311 When death gives you lemons, don't make anything. Drop them and run like hell. 1.3636 0.05868 121 88 22 11
1312 He says not to overthink it. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1313 Honey, I know we just left Whole Foods but this is a hell of a deal. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1314 Honey, come on. After the year we’ve had… 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1315 Life gave us lemons last year, so this seems right on track for 2021 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1316 You know something is wrong when it’s death giving you lemons. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1317 I finally found someone who wants all those lemons life keeps giving me... 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1318 Who are we to judge, we brought store bought cupcakes to the bake sale 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1319 He feels bad about 2020. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
1320 Don’t worry, he’s wearing a mask. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
1321 Scones! They’re to die for! 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
1322 You know it’s bad when Death is ASKING you to make lemonade. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1323 Um, hi dear. This isn't what it looks like! 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1324 They’re guaranteed to get you to lose weight. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1325 Is making lemonade still the move? 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
1326 See, I told you Linda. It's a community garden, not a cemetery. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1327 You're always telling me what to do when life gives me lemons. How about now? 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
1328 Barb, he says it’s cash only. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
1329 They really are to die for. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1330 He says it’s a going away gift? 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1331 He says they will protect me from covid without the shot. 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
1332 Hush, Marsh! He's dead, not deaf. 1.3619 0.06508 105 78 16 11
1333 I’’be heard that these are to die for! 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1334 Well Doris, this sure is a proverbial phrase with a twist 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1335 You try saying no to him 1.3617 0.05629 94 63 28 3
1336 My third wish was for a lifetime supply of lemons. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1337 I may have bought the farm. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
1338 Life is too busy to give us lemons, so he’s doing the deliveries as a favor this week. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
1339 WE'LL TAKE THEM TO YOUR MOTHER 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
1340 He says he is here to welcome those without masks. 1.3608 0.06745 97 72 15 10
1341 It's the exact opposite of life handing you a bunch of lemons--what could go wrong? 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1342 Well here's a troubling switch. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1343 Life always gets credit for this, but it was MY idea. 1.3608 0.05711 97 66 27 4
1344 Well, this is a sour deal, Barb. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1345 He said, “ If they don’t kill you, they will make you stronger “. I figured it was worth a shot considering since I’m vaccinated. 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1346 It's opposite day. 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1347 We can always regift these to the neighbors” 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1348 Too late to make lemonade…. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1349 Look hon, it's either this or Dennys. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1350 Basically, you still make lemonade. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1351 A welcome from gift from our new neighbor. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1352 Quick. Google "When death hands you a tray of lemons..." 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1353 Honey don’t worry he said he washed his hands. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1354 I don’t think “make lemonade” is the right answer here. 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
1355 No, this doesn't appear to be for lemonade. 1.3596 0.07011 89 66 14 9
1356 These blueberry scones are to die for! 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1357 The reaper is not such a bad guy after all 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1358 What?! I like Devil food cake. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1359 Well, the good news is that he brought these fresh from your Mom’s… 1.3592 0.06596 103 77 15 11
1360 What's your problem? He says they're gluten free. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1361 Seriously, his homemade scones are to die for 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1362 Would it kill you to be a little more trusting? 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1363 Honey, trust me! This new food delivery service is killer. 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
1364 I know, I know. But, honey, he said they are organic... 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1365 Ab-gray the ythe-sc! 1.3590 0.07518 78 58 12 8
1366 I know it's summer. I know you're hot. But trust me, his warmed-over buns are to die for. 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
1367 Life never gave me lemons. 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1368 He suggests lemonade 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
1369 He's looking for Republicans... 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1370 Ixnay on the emonadelay 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1371 I’m sick of living our lives according to platitudes, Brenda. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1372 Life stopped giving me lemons. 1.3587 0.06839 92 68 15 9
1373 Do you think he knows that I’m allergic to lemons? 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1374 Poison apples are so last year 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
1375 I ordered deviled eggs from DoorDash. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1376 Quick grab his scythe. We’ll make a killing on eBay. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
1377 Apologizing for that nasty mistake with your mother. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1378 His wife made them. He said he would give me a pass if I would take them off his hands. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1379 He says "Welcome to the neighborhood!" Did I miss something? 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1380 'Don't tell life.' 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1381 He appears to have misheard the proverb. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1382 Make lemonade? Hasn't that ship sailed? 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
1383 He wants to sell us a car. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
1384 Hey when Death hands you lemons, might as well just pucker up. 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
1385 He says they're fresh and hot as hell 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1386 Well, l survived all these years eating your cooking. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1387 He said "Don't make lemonade". 1.3571 0.06022 84 57 24 3
1388 I’m guessing it’s too late for lemonade. 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
1389 When death give you lemons, just accept the damned things. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1390 Shall we try one? I don’ want to insult him. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1391 Honey, I don’t see any strings attached. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
1392 Let's just say I'd rather he giveth than taketh and he was offering death by chocolate. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1393 Life never delivered these with a courtesy gin and tonic recipe 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
1394 Who says you can't just give them back! 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1395 Just put them with Life's lemons and we will sort it out later. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1396 We probably shouldn't make lemonade out of these... 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1397 But honey, these are organic, non-GMO, locally grown lemons. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1398 It's just his job not who he is. 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
1399 I know, but what do I when DEATH hands me lemons? 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1400 Life got too busy 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
1401 If DEATH hands us lemons, we can still make lemonade, right? 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
1402 It's the same as when Life hands you lemons, only you don't have time to drink the lemonade. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1403 He said when he gives them, he wants an Arnold Palmer. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1404 He carried them here without touching them. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
1405 Try one, it won’t kill ya. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1406 Seriously, these lemons are to die for. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1407 Don't worry, I'm just being polite. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
1408 Apart from any other considerations, do you think these are Gluten Free? 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1409 If death hands you lemons do you still have time to make lemonade? 1.3548 0.06947 93 70 13 10
1410 Life gives you lemons, Death gives you limes. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1411 We shouldn’t be unfriendly neighbors just because ANYONE can get a mortgage these days 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1412 Yeah? Well, I don't like your friends either. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1413 Not sure what the protocol is here... 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
1414 This post-pandemic economy is wild. But I'm glad he's finally pursuing his dream job. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1415 I don't know...what do you make when Death hands you lemons? 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
1416 They're to die for. 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
1417 Of course I asked if they're gluten-free. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1418 When Death gives you lemons, take them and pray. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1419 I'm told they're tastier than hell. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1420 Really honey, it's just lemons what's the worse that can happen? 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1421 This may turn out better than we thought. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1422 It turns out you can take it with you 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1423 You might want to go on without me. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
1424 Let’s make sure to return his platter with one of the Wentzel boys. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1425 I think we might need to add vodka. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1426 What? I had a Groupon. 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
1427 Martha, he is a farmer by trade what do you think the scythe is for? 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1428 Let's give it a shot. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1429 He wants to show he's also capable of giving. 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
1430 When death hands you a lemon, I'm afraid it's too late to make lemonade. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1431 What do you usually do when Death hands you lemons? 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1432 It's Death. Should I tell him to suck it? 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1433 That is so sweet. He says he’s sorry he can’t stay longer because he has to get back to filibustering. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1434 Sometimes, you can't even make lemonade. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1435 Hopefully, he’s just thirsty. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1436 You’re did say you were dying for lemonade. 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1437 I hate to be impolite. 1.3529 0.05966 85 58 24 3
1438 You're always telling me I should be friendlier with the neighbours 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
1439 Does he want tequila or to kill ya? 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1440 When death hands you lemons, just be glad they are lemons 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1441 You know what they say, ‘When Death hands you lemons, you make Limoncello’. 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1442 What? You think Life doesn’t subcontract? 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1443 Not the welcome gesture I was expecting... 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1444 Grim and tonic with a scythe of lemon, dear? 1.3524 0.06627 105 80 13 12
1445 Not to worry, he says they're gluten and nut free. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1446 He says everyone's dying to taste these. 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1447 If death gives you lemons, there’s no way to sugarcoat the situation. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1448 I'm sure he doesn't know we've been vaccinated. 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1449 How else do you think we make Mountain Dew? 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1450 It’s our take out from Hell’s Kitchen. 1.3519 0.05148 108 73 32 3
1451 Don't worry, dear, it's the Covid version of "When Life Gives You Lemons" 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1452 Yes, yes, everyone knows that, but nobody tells you what to do when DEATH gives you lemons 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1453 I always loved your mom’s croissants. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1454 It’s the Grim Reaper again honey, this time with lemons. He really is the bitter end. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1455 Well, what does Pinterest recommend for THIS? 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1456 Do you have your cash? We better pay now, don’t want him coming back to collect 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1457 Really, they’re to die for! 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
1458 His calzones are to die for. 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
1459 When death takes your lemons 1.3514 0.07310 74 54 14 6
1460 He says it will be a cold day in hell, bring lemonade. 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1461 Well, duh, you make poison lemonade, obviously. 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
1462 I'll try anything once... 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1463 I know about 'When life gives you lemons...'." But how about this? 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1464 Life. Death. Is there really a difference anymore 1.3511 0.05175 94 62 31 1
1465 Babe, you’re telling me NOW that you sarcastically stated that you could die for freshly squeezed lemonade! 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1466 I’d sell my soul for fresh, seasonal produce 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1467 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When Death gives you lemons, politely take them, and smile 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
1468 I know what to do when life gives you lemons, but this??? 1.3509 0.05135 114 78 32 4
1469 What do you do when death gives you lemons? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1470 He creeps me out, too, but free is free. 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
1471 I mean, it can't be that different...right 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1472 I bought all that he had to cheer him up. He looked so grim. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1473 He says they're good. Why would he lie? 1.3505 0.05492 97 66 28 3
1474 When Death hands you lemons, make lemonade to die for. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1475 When Death gives you lemons, you make lemonade and vodka, am I right? 1.3505 0.06722 97 73 14 10
1476 Could you bring some salt and tequila, darling? 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1477 It's the ultimate "make lemonade" challenge. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1478 Don't overthink the metaphor, let's just be polite and leave. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1479 We’ll, this is a twist… 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1480 I bet these make a lemonade to die for... 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1481 Well, life gave me lemonade so I’m reciprocating. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1482 They are perfectly safe to eat. Never been touched by human hands. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1483 I thought I ordered a main dish and a side. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1484 Uber Eats will hire anyone. 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1485 When life gives you lem.. wait. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1486 He's the Flu Angel of Death. During COVID he had to get a side hustle delivering food for Doordash. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1487 I get that he is messing with me, but maybe with enough Vitamin C, I'll beat him at his own game. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1488 Want one? He says they’re to die for. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1489 Oh, he shouldn't have! Just his coming is quite enough. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1490 So. No on the lemonade for you then? 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1491 You can return the empty plate. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1492 Well, either way we’re making lemonade 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1493 Let's accept their sacrifice and leave earth. Okay honey ? 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1494 It's not like we've done much with the ones life gave us anyway. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1495 I’ve heard that his biscuits are to die for 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1496 Last chance for lemonade. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1497 I think "when life give you lemons" is over rated anyway. 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1498 At least it’s not death by chocolate. 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1499 Sometimes death hands you lemons, but they still make a decent cup of lemonade, 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1500 Do you know what to do when death gives you limes? 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
1501 Which way are you leaning? 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1502 I don’t know what they are either! But I think it’s wise to play it safe. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1503 Because I could not stop for Death – He kindly baked for me 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1504 He says they're GMO-free. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1505 I know, I know, but they're Meyer lemons! 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1506 I mean, he’s vaccinated… 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1507 He is handing out free samples dear. I'd hate to disappoint this nice fella 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1508 Go ahead. Buy them. We’ve all been vaccinated. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1509 I think you're over reacting to this life or death situation. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1510 He says his feelings are hurt that everybody always says "If life gives you lemons, ..." 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1511 When Death gives you lemons, run like hell! 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1512 You said you were dead set on lemons... 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1513 No matter who's offering, I pass up nothing free. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1514 He said it’s one of Emily Dickinson’s favorite recipes. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1515 Why the hesitation? You loved death by chocolate. 1.3483 0.07165 89 68 11 10
1516 Oops looks like 90% of New Yorker cartoons still have cis white male protagonists, so how about you take the lemons? 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
1517 Still trust this guy over an antixaver 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1518 When Death gives you lemons, it’s usually a trick 1.3483 0.05559 89 60 27 2
1519 Rebranding... 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
1520 Okay... but what if DEATH hands you lemons? 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1521 I heard his cookies are to die for. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1522 One more won't kill me. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1523 What? It looks like it's been freshly harvested. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1524 Honey, would you please fetch the Grim Reamer? 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1525 He says they're "simply to die for!" 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
1526 Honey, I’m not so sure about our new neighbor. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1527 Well, I thought I was ordering the Death by Lemon cake you liked 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1528 I told him my lemon cake recipe is killer. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1529 Don't worry, Patricia, I told them they're from both of us. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
1530 Well, i thought it was “when life hands you lemons….”, but oh well! 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1531 At least it's not your mother's cooking, so I know it won't kill me. 1.3472 0.07175 72 52 15 5
1532 When death gives you a lemon, you may be entitled to a cash settlement. Call 1-800-NOLEMON today for a free consultation. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1533 So... l am just going to pass these to you. 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1534 Guess we should make margaritas then 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1535 To hell and back but couldn’t spring for some Meyers 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1536 I don't think "you'll die for one of these" is the right approach.... 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1537 Did you tell him you're gluten-free? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1538 I just don’t have the same zest for life anymore, no. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1539 I’m not sure, he said something about rebranding… 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1540 This caterer for ‘Day of the Dead’ celebrations is so authentic 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
1541 Well, these better be to die for 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1542 I think it's time to move. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1543 I honestly don’t care what we make out of it, but I’m not going to say no to him. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1544 When Death hands you lemons, you've got to make lemonade. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1545 Don't worry, they're just chicken thighs. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1546 This could go sour. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
1547 Life does give you lemons, but his are organic. 1.3457 0.05869 81 55 24 2
1548 I’m not returning this plate. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1549 We have an understanding. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1550 These lemons are going to be the death of me. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1551 Here, you have them. Life gave me far too many. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1552 An Amazon delivery worker on Prime Day—or what’s left of the worker 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1553 His stuff is to die for. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1554 I’m *still* making lemonade with them. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1555 Yummy looking - these will be the death of me. 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1556 Well, what do you know, honey. Apparently death gives you lemon. 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1557 Honey, do we tip him? 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1558 I know you asked for lemonade, but let’s make the best of it dear 1.3451 0.05148 113 78 31 4
1559 He wants us to try out each of the new variants. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1560 When death gives them to you, you get to make a Tom Collins. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1561 The ones Life gave me worked out so well, I need more. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1562 'No one said we should fear Death if he comes bearing gifts' 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1563 His lemon tree is technically in our yard, it’s the least he could do. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1564 What’s the protocol here? 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1565 This is new ad campaign from that Eat Healthy group. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1566 I guess things aren't back to normal after all. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1567 Wow, that New Yorker article on Amazon warehouse conditions really wasn't lying 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1568 I’ll just try a few, what’s the harm? 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1569 ‘Til death do us tart. 💀🍋 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1570 you think life will find out? 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1571 If Death gives you lemons you make a lemonade to die for! 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1572 Life gave me lemons but this guy was asking for them back… 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1573 It's okay, I've been vaccinated. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1574 When death offers you lemons, you suck it up. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1575 Don’t worry, I’ll squeeze the hell out of these lemons. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1576 He thinks that I'm John Waters. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1577 It’s the best thing he’s offered since taking away your sister. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1578 I never knew scurvy was life threatening 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1579 It's not polite to say no 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
1580 When death gives you lemons, just take it as a free sample 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1581 Try the lemons, they're out of this world 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1582 Everyone says ‘when life gives you lemons’ but have you ever wondered about when DEATH gives you lemons 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1583 How can you resist a Betty Croaker homemade dessert? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1584 Food for naught 1.3434 0.05209 99 67 30 2
1585 I know the expression about ‘when life gives you lemons’, but what’s the protocol here? 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1586 These fresh lemons are just to die for. 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1587 I wouldn't worry about these going straight to your hips. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1588 On second thought, why don't you go first. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1589 He wants to know if we're coming to the barbeque. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1590 Apparently "make lemonade" is still applicable. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1591 He calls them "Death Warmed Over Muffins." I like them even better than the "Hell in a Hand-basket" Croissants. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
1592 Honestly, I’d rather die than make my own lemonade. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1593 He said they are so delicious they'll take your breath away. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
1594 I thought life was supposed to give me lemons. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1595 The Grim Vegan. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1596 They’re worth it 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
1597 The marketing strategy is a bit grim, but they've got certified organic stickers on them. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1598 Yes I am concerned, but on the other hand I don't want to insult him 1.3418 0.05944 79 54 23 2
1599 I only know what to do with these when they’re from life. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
1600 …but when Death gives you lemons, you know it’s time to cut back on the sugar. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1601 Would it be rude to say, 'No, thank you.'" 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1602 And you said there was no reason to buy a 10 pound bag of sugar from Costco. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1603 When Death gives you lemons, am I right? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1604 The vegetarians are trying to scare us. 1.3415 0.07201 82 62 12 8
1605 Honey, grab the vodka 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1606 Like the kids say, Yolo! 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1607 He's filling in...Life had symptoms 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1608 You’re always think the worst of people! What could go wrong? 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1609 In exchange all he wants is to taste your sole for dinner tonight. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1610 Now before you start blaming me for toxic positivity... 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1611 so everyone is working in the food delivery market now? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1612 Look, I know it's not exactly the same but just get the juicer anyway. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1613 Better tip heavy. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1614 He says they are deadpanadas 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1615 You know, more people die from the flu. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1616 I know how the saying goes, I'm just not sure it applies here. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1617 Grab the tequila, Marcia. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1618 I told him your cranberry walnut muffins were to die for 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1619 He’s been dying for us to try these, Hon... 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1620 Life is indisposed at the moment, Ange. Death has kindly volunteered to hand out lemons instead. 1.3409 0.05572 88 60 26 2
1621 I know they are your mother's favorite. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1622 Apparently, the regular Welcome Wagon lady's out with the flu. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1623 Hey, it's free. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1624 What the f*** do I make now Miss Optimist?” 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1625 Is this a final offering ? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1626 What is it you’re supposed to make when Death gives you lemons? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1627 He said we have time to squeeze in one more vodka lemonade. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1628 See, they have a Welcome Wagon. Maybe it won't be so bad. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1629 I know... But, what if Death seems thirsty? 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1630 Man, life must be having a hell of a day if death is giving me lemons. 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
1631 Trump. COVID. Yeah, this seems about right. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1632 When Death gives you lemons, hide the good gin." 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1633 it’s so sweet of your sister to bring gifts, Kathy! 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1634 I'm just trying to make the best of a bad situation 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1635 Look, you said you wanted fresh local produce. He says they're certified organic. What could go wrong? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1636 When Death gives you lemons… it’s Corona time! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1637 What!? We can make lemonade. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1638 the scythe implies that there WON’T be strings attached… 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1639 They’ll be fine. He was vaccinated. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1640 ...you make limoncello, Vera. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1641 Well hey, when death gives you lemons, you make martinis. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1642 This is more bitter than sweet. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1643 We should probably give these back, right? 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1644 Lemons thrive in warm climates. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1645 Look dear, this elderly agricultural laborer is liberating the products of his labor from commodity status by giving them away freely. And he picked lemons to indicate his bitterness at capitalist exploitation. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1646 Get your phone, quick! This can go viral! 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1647 Why,! Because there is no charge for delivery!! 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1648 Listen, he says they're low-carb, keto, and gluten-free. How bad could they be? 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1649 It is death by chocolate croissant. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1650 It looks like death warmed over. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1651 Nah, lemonade is for Life's friends. When Death gives you lemons, you make whiskey sours 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1652 This is the only way we’ll get him out of the senate 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1653 These look like they might be made with cauliflower. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1654 On second thought, remember when you took that apple? 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1655 Yes, I traded my soul. Have you seen how expensive Meyer lemons are these days? 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1656 Well Cathy, do you want me to become a more adventurous eater or not? 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1657 I know it's hard to believe, Paula, but he's over his days of reaping souls. It's just lemons now. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1658 Death handing me lemons? Maybe life has is having a sick day! 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1659 He has nothing against lemonade. He just doesn't think it will make much difference this time. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1660 He says his lemon tree had a bumper crop this year. Should we offer him some of our zucchini? 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1661 What do I do now?? 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1662 .. I think when death gives you lemons, you’ve run out of juice 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1663 It’d be unneighborly not to accept, dear...We reap what we sow. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1664 He heard your margaritas are to die for. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1665 When death gives you lemons, make a killer lemonade. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1666 Poor soul...after all this time he's just not taking the hint that we don't like lemonade... 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1667 Limoncello, I guess. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1668 I think I'll pass. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1669 Welcome wagon? 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1670 It gets worse, they only have stevia. 1.3372 0.06941 86 65 13 8
1671 Death is full of surprises 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1672 He says they help deter locusts. 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
1673 Looks like we’re not the only ones with too much sourdough starter. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1674 He said it's my late mom's recipe 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1675 Since the pandemic, everybody is into home baking now. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1676 You brought the vodka right? 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
1677 He say’s they’re free just for me.” It must be my lucky day. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1678 What? You didn’t have a problem giving these to the other new neighbors 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1679 Life's lemons are so 2020 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1680 Apparently he feels guilty about the Meyer Lemon Tree. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1681 When Life doesn't give you lemons any more 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1682 I thought the saying was “when life hands you lemons….” 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1683 You really don’t want to be a bad neighbor here 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1684 But they are gluten free. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1685 You have to trust him,he said he's a Republican 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1686 Freshly squeezed and so reviving! We'll call our cocktail the "Ultimate Sour" 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1687 He says he's the Tart Reaper 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1688 When death gives you lemons…..You make lemonade with tequila. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1689 Life kept pressuring me to make lemonade. Death let’s me use the lemons to pelt at morning joggers. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1690 We've tried Life's lemons. How could this be worse? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1691 I know, I know but after a year of lock up with you… can’t be any worse. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1692 Jeeze, these Instacart employees are getting older and older. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1693 What is it you do again when DEATH gives you lemons? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1694 Honey, get out your phone. This one is definitely going viral! 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1695 I’ll pay him later. 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1696 At least they smell better than your sister's tuna puff. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1697 Welcome to the hood 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1698 It seems a little weird to be handing this guy lemons. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1699 What harm could it do to try one? 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1700 You know what they say: Sometimes life hands you lemons; sometimes Death does. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1701 Tell my life coach he's fired. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1702 He says we've got limited time, so please cook these in the air fryer. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1703 Doesn't mean they're not tasty." 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1704 He’s been slandered. He’s actually the Grim Baker” 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1705 He's trying to come off less "grim." 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
1706 Lucky for us, it’s just his side-hustle. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1707 Life gave them to me but I don’t like lemonade. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1708 When life gives you lemons… pass them on to the neighbor. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1709 He says we need to learn how to make lemonade, and good luck with the climate change problem. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
1710 'He said they're made special for me, from your mother.' 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1711 When Death hands you lemons, you know what your last drink is going to be. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
1712 These are the authentic Devils’ Food Cakes! 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1713 It's in exchange for all our excess zucchini... Who'd you think was taking it? 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1714 Hon, it's only just occurred: 12-across is 'oxymoron'! 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1715 There is nothing to worry about, dear, he insists there are no nuts in the recipe. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
1716 I’m sure one can’t kill me. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1717 Peace offering for neighbors 1 & 2? 1.3333 0.06888 90 69 12 9
1718 He wants to thank you for bringing this to the Church Picnic. Things were getting slow since folks started getting vaccinated. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1719 Of course death would bring you GMO lemons. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1720 These apple turnovers are from my departed mother. She remembered that I never wrote down the recipe. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1721 He offered. It'd be rude not to take one. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1722 When death gives you lemons you can make one hellava lemonade. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1723 He says there's a secret that gives the empanadas their heat. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1724 I told you: I’d rather die than go without gluten. 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
1725 Well, your mother will be visiting. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1726 No, I don't know whats in them, but since I am John Waters, does it really matter? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1727 Well this is a problem. I don't think there's a proverb for when Death gives you lemons. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1728 He guarantees it won't kill us! 1.3333 0.05584 87 60 25 2
1729 My favorite! Death by Chocolate! 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1730 Souls straight up with a twist for Mr. Reaper, darling. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1731 When death gives you lemons, poison your enemies. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1732 Death is best served cold. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1733 From what I've heard, they're to die for. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1734 He's out of happy meals! 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1735 An apology for taking Uncle Sven too early. 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1736 When death hands you lemons what do you do? 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1737 When life gives me lemons, I give them to death. It thinks they're soul food. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1738 It was lemons or cyanide pills, and I like yellow. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1739 In the grand scheme of things, lemons are a small price to pay. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1740 Honey, we wont know until you try one! 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1741 I'm assuming you make lemonade in this case, too. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1742 When Death gives you lemons,make lemon-Hades. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1743 When death gives you lemons, I think you just say "thank you." 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1744 He says I’ll get to work from home. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1745 When Death gives you lemons… “honey, we should make sure our estate plan is in order” 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1746 What if we gave em’ to your mother? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1747 Tell those "foodies" Adam and Eve that these lemons are organic and are locally sourced. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1748 He's changing the narrative. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1749 Should we take them? He’s not technically at the doorstep… 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1750 ‘Are you sure you don’t want more? He said these are organic’ 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1751 I promised I would buy more from our local farmer 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1752 Honey, take a picture with your phone. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1753 It’s time we start being optimists. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1754 It seems fine, I think that’s just part of the whole farm to table thing. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1755 Well, with the prices life charges for lemons lately, I had to look elsewhere 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1756 Babe, it's ok, this guy promised they weren't as strong as last time. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1757 What? Life never hands me lemons! 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1758 It's not commonly known that the after-life gives you limes. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1759 He says he sanitized his hands. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1760 I’m making the deal of my life honey. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1761 Lemonade seems much better than the alternative, Doris. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1762 Meet Joe Black’s cousin Ronny. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1763 He asks if we have tequila… 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1764 Oh relax dear! It’s not going to kill me now. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1765 This dish is called "Death Warmed Over." 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1766 Is this the hipster irony we’ve been reading about? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1767 Mary, you have to be more trusting. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1768 I don’t recognize anyone without my mask. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1769 I can't turn it down. In their culture, refusing a gift is a mortal insult! 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1770 When life gives us lemons, we're supposed to make lemonade. What are we supposed to do when Death gives us lemons? 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1771 Looks like neighbor Little Miss Positivity won’t be making lemonade out of lemons anymore. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1772 Death is giving me lemons Karen, please grab the Tequila and salt! 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1773 These lemons will make killer lemonade. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1774 Yes, I'd rather have life give us lemons, too. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1775 You can always count on death to turn lemonade into lemons. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1776 He wants a lemon tart, or else... 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1777 It’s ok. He assured me that they are 100% organic. 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
1778 I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons, but this I got no idea... 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1779 Well,if life gives you lemons,why can’t Death? Instead of lemonade, will make lemoncello… 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1780 This Empanada is to die for. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1781 They’re for the lemonade your mother likes so much. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1782 I can’t tell if he’s kidding 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1783 Eve took an Apple from a serpent — this is nothing like that, Carol! Plus, I need them for my Mirangue which is to die for. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1784 Life was short, and not nearly as generous. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1785 Bad news - one has your name on it !! 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1786 The vegan is spoiling my chicken thigh lunch. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1787 If deep fried doughnuts were that bad for you, I'm sure there would be some sort of sign. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1788 What could possibly go wrong? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1789 Lemons? What the hell am I supposed to do with lemons? 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1790 He wants to see how many people will explain the joke 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1791 Death’s working for Uber Eats? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1792 He liked what we did with the lemons life gave us last year, sooo… 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1793 Just one won’t kill us… 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1794 You’re going to love the neighborhood, everyone here is vaccinated 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1795 ' Make lemonade.' That's the best you can do? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1796 I'm not sure what this means. When death gives you lemons, what are you supposed to do? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1797 DoorDash always delivers." 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1798 He says they're called, "Death by Chocolate." Sounds delicious! 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1799 But there is no delivery charge. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1800 Marg, grab the vodka, looks like we're making hard lemonade this time. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1801 Just one shouldn't hurt. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1802 These little devils are to die for! 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1803 Death, Louise. Louise, Death. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1804 We may have to double the sugar this time. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1805 They make a killer lemonade” 🍋 👌 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1806 Limes. Makes sense. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1807 Wasn't that thoughtful of our new neighbor, the real estate developer? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1808 See, hun? When life gave us lemons, we made lemonade. Then we died anyway, and now here are those goddamn lemons again. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1809 I made a different kind of lemon pledge. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1810 Well, I know what you do when Life gives you lemons.... 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
1811 Do you know the muffin man? 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1812 When Death hands you lemons you're pretty much screwed. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1813 He says Life was furloughed so he's been picking up the slack. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1814 I heard these make a to-die-for lemon meringue pie. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1815 When life doesn’t give you lemons… 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1816 I thought you ordered pizza. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1817 Daily special? No, this is the eternal special. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1818 My mother always said, “When Death gives you lemons, make lemon bars.” 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1819 For once, Brenda, forget the carbs. Just live like there’s no tomorrow. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1820 We can just regift them to your mother. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1821 These might go well with the salmon mousse. 1.3291 0.07367 79 61 10 8
1822 PLEASE! Thank your Mother 4 the gifts. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1823 I know my cholesterol levels. Don’t embarrass me in front of the delivery boy 1.3291 0.05899 79 55 22 2
1824 Things must be really bad if Death is handing us lemons. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1825 If Death hands you lemons, you still should make lemonade. Just more bitter. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1826 They’re too big for my tiny mouth. You try one. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1827 I could use an aphorism about now... 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1828 How bad can it be; we made it through the Pandemic, right?! 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1829 I don't think lemonade is an option. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1830 Don’t look at me like that! He said these are to die for. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1831 When Death gives you lemons, you don’t ask questions, you just take them. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1832 honey, they’re FREE lemons 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1833 You're sure your mom is coming to the picnic, right? 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1834 Apparently Life is working from home today. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1835 He thinks the paradox will make us laugh. 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
1836 I've never heard of this one 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1837 And you were worried about the new neighbors. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
1838 when death gives you lemons, you just gotta take em. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1839 It’s asking for lemonade to go wth the huge slice of stupid cosmic irony this is supposed to represent 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
1840 It’s ok, they’re limes 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
1841 When death gives you lemons, make Mountain Dew. 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
1842 Oooh, I love beignets 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
1843 I'm making lemonade for your mother 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1844 You realize, don’t you, you may not have enough time to make pie? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1845 Why the stare? I told you I ordered the “ death by chocolate “… 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1846 High fiber, and they're vegan, too. What's not to like? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1847 I think we still make lemonade, we just don't drink it. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1848 What makes you think that we can’t trust him? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1849 I don't really care who gives me the lemons, it's hot out and I'm making lemonade. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1850 he says the woman who was bakimg them had to leave before she took them out of the oven. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1851 Have you tried these yet? They’re to die for! 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1852 I really think it might be time to cultivate our own garden. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1853 We paid 30% over listing price to move to this neighborhood? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1854 But Hazel, he has pierogi! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1855 Maybe if we make lemonade he’ll go away. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1856 Look honey. He says there's no aftertaste. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1857 Dammit. Looks like the only beer they have in the afterlife is Corona. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1858 C'mon honey, would it kill you to be polite? 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1859 Life ran out of lemons. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1860 It's either the scythe or the stuffed cicadas. Take your pick. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1861 Honey, what's your drink choice ? We have a treat from...the future ! 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1862 It's warmed over. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1863 Get the big squeezer. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1864 Ooo look honey, you know the saying: When death gives you lemons, make Grandma's lemon meringue pie. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1865 I guess that lemonade I made with Life’s lemons was to die for. 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
1866 I hear that these are to die for. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1867 When death gives you lemons, make final arrangements. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1868 He says stock up. We’re going on some long journey. 1.3256 0.06908 86 66 12 8
1869 They're free, and he says they're to die for. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1870 They're from his tree. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1871 Babe, Melissa Clark was very specific about the death lemons. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1872 You know how Death took a holiday? Turns out that now he's our caterer. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1873 What does our throw pillow say to do here? 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1874 Seems as if he wants to fatten us up before the kill. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1875 It's the house specialty, death warmed over. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1876 Have you met Tod? 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1877 Again with the hoaxes. Can you believe this guy? 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1878 Well, guess it's too late to make lemonade now. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1879 Honey, are we absolutely sure about this Master Cleanse thing? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1880 Limoncello, dear? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1881 I think it is safe to say only one of us gets to make lemonade! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1882 Well you took the lemons life gave us! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1883 Sure. But are they organic? 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1884 I just want to see what he can do with them. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1885 . . . you also make lemonade. It doesn’t really matter who gives you the lemons. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1886 I'm telling you Margaret, his empanadas are to die for. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1887 Take one, I think it it better not to offend him. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1888 Something about this doesn’t feel right 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1889 do you have any cash for a tip? 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1890 Even he knows that kidney stones are worse than him. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1891 It says six for ten dollars. Get a dozen, or wait for the farmers' market? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1892 Life sends her regrets 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1893 I was hoping he’d bring the cannolis... 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1894 When death gives you lemons, you make lemon-jalapeño margaritas. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1895 Quick, pass me the hand sanitizer 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1896 Everyone needs a side hustle. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1897 He assures me that there is no quid pro quo… 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1898 I told you moving into River Styx Estates would be weird. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1899 We’re supposed to rub these on any cuts or abrasions we might have. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1900 Don't worry...it's just Jerry. He can never remember when Halloween is. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1901 I've been dying to try one of these. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1902 Why not? We ate your mother's terrible scones and survived. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1903 Life ran out of lemons, I guess. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1904 „he forgot the tequila and is asking if he can still join our bbq.” 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1905 This side hustle is really weird, even for a Millennial 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1906 This lemonade will probably have some sour notes towards the end. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1907 He adores my limoncello. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
1908 Do you have that Lemon Bar recipe handy? 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
1909 He said he got them on his last home visit. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1910 Honey look, the new neighbor brought us a welcome gift 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1911 I think when Death gives you lemons you get to make hard lemonade. 1.3235 0.06087 68 47 20 1
1912 Don't be silly not everyone has an agenda. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1913 Honey, it’s a tradition among his people. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1914 Aren't new neighbors supposed to wait until after we move in? 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1915 Well, you said you wanted this to be the last time we moved. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1916 Apparently, the "White Privelege" carries over. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1917 Sue, these are to die for. C'mon, one won't kill you! 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1918 You are always saying I need to be nicer to the neighbors! 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1919 They’re killer lemons. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1920 I don’t care, I’m finishing this cleanse 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
1921 Should we thank him? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1922 No, there’s no quid pro quo. 1.3229 0.06369 96 73 15 8
1923 He tells me it’s call Pan de Muerto. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1924 The worst part is my ex-wife took the juicer. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1925 Oh, my, God…Becky these lemon snaps are to die for. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1926 It's for the last fundraiser before the deadline. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1927 When death gives you lemons, do you make iced tea? 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1928 I know it's risky, but wouldn't it be rude to refuse a gift welcoming us to the neighborhood? 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1929 How about for those noisy neighbors down the block? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1930 He says they were on the ground for less than five seconds, so... 1.3222 0.05434 90 63 25 2
1931 Call 911. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1932 When Death gives you lemons. . .what do you make? 1.3222 0.06856 90 70 11 9
1933 Karen, he'll appreciate a 1/2 dozen lemon-poppy seed muffins more than bridge club would. Poor fella''. He's naught but skin and bones… errm, well, bones. 1.3222 0.05434 90 63 25 2
1934 You know what they say, never look a gift horseman in the mouth. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1935 It’s hard to be optimistic. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1936 Oh come on, it'll give our guacamole an edge. 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1937 In return all he wants is your soul. I hope that’s ok. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1938 He’s just looking to make lemonade, Karen. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1939 I heard that Life doesn't even give you a platter. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1940 Get ready to make some lemonade to die for. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1941 I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons but this baffles me. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1942 So we'll make lemonade. What have we got to lose?" 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1943 It's an offer I can't refuse, Beth - and I'm thirsty. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1944 I guess life got sick of giving me lemons 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1945 He said we have to be open to new experiences 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1946 It’s for you.. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1947 I know what to do when life hands you lemons; this, on the other hand, is new. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1948 You know what they say: when death hands you lemons, don't drink the lemonade. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1949 (ix-Nay on the emon-Lay okes-Jay...OK?) 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1950 Its when life gives you lemons, not Death. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1951 I think it’s some kind of death challenge: Can we turn lemons into lemonade? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1952 I'm sure you can eat these. He looks like a vegan. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1953 I always assumed I'd be handed them by life. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1954 I hear the ones with blueberries are to die for. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1955 I have a bad feeling the 'Death lemon challenge' ends with death. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1956 Well, since it’s Death, I guess we better make limoncello. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1957 I received my 2nd shot 10 days ago. 1.3210 0.07207 81 63 10 8
1958 Yeah, I know how this looks, but have you seen the price of organic produce lately? 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1959 He said it's a bake sale to raise money for the grim reaper early retirement fund. Deaths are drastically down due to vaccines. 1.3210 0.07418 81 64 8 9
1960 Chew well. He does NOT do the Heimlich Maneuver. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1961 Life's given them to me a few times before, but this is a first... 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1962 I was told there would be cookies. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1963 Conversely, when Death gives you lemons, they're to squeeze into paper cuts. 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1964 So in this scenario do we just hand them back? 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1965 When death hands you lemons, make a margarita 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1966 it's okay honey, they're organic" 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1967 He said he used my mother’s recipe. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1968 See, honey? I told you the condo association would welcome us. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1969 Thirsty? These make lemonade to die for. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
1970 Regardless, I'm making lemonade. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1971 We're starting a Goth-themed bakery. This is my pastry chef. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1972 When death gives you lemons, make a Corpse Reviver. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1973 I’m told they’re to die for. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1974 His food is to die for. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1975 Yes, I’ll ask him if they’re Meyer lemons. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1976 At least we don't have to make lemonade. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1977 Better him than our unvaccinated neighbor. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1978 C' mon, the doctor didn't say I could never have another empanada. 1.3200 0.07631 75 59 8 8
1979 He says these are just for me. You don't mind do you, dear? 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1980 I think they’re devilled eggs 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1981 I like it better when life hands me lemons. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1982 He calls them Rice Styx. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1983 He says they're ours if we want. He hasn't the stomach for them. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1984 Quick! Get a pitcher. He can slice them for us. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1985 Do you think they were socially distanced when they were making these? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1986 Life's lemonade was crap. We're gonna put gin in this time... 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1987 He said they are free to all who walk this path 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1988 Nope, life have given me enough lemons already. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1989 They always talk about what to do when life gives you lemons.. but what do I do now?? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1990 This is why we were vaccinated, right? 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1991 When death brings you lemons… 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1992 Go Google 'fruit offering from the afterlife'....... 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1993 Yes, and as you can see this man is not life. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1994 Relax, it's organic. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1995 As if life giving us lemons wasn’t bad enough. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1996 Don’t worry dear he just wants me to hold the lemons while he slices them with his handy scythe. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1997 Come on! It won't kill you to have one... 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1998 I'm trying to build bipartisanship. 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
1999 I'd rather exchange you for lemons than have another conversation on Trump 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
2000 Would it kill you to ask if they’re organic? 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
2001 I’m NOT getting scurvy again. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2002 I told him to go to hell. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
2003 Think I can hold this pose for long? Norman Rockwell is getting his easel out. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
2004 He says your mother wanted us to have these, and she sends all her love from the pit of hell. 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
2005 Don't worry honey, the lemonade will still be good. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2006 He says everyone gets one, that they are irresistible, and that they are complimentary. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2007 I know, but they're a buck a piece in the store. 1.3188 0.06017 69 48 20 1
2008 I’ll squeeze the life out of these ! 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2009 It's the new Death by Chocolate line. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
2010 Now it can't get worse 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
2011 Oh c'mon - obviously they're not fattening... 1.3187 0.06790 91 71 11 9
2012 Oh, great. The new gardener is an anti-masque-er. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2013 I thought it was when life gives you lemons.... 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
2014 I’m re-gifting them 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2015 What do they say to do when Death gives you lemons, honey? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
2016 Do you know what the etiquette is for when Death gives us lemons? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
2017 What a day to run out of sugar. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
2018 Just a little peaceful gesture. Never know when you might need a favor. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
2019 Um, I'm not really that thirsty. Can I give these to you? 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2020 Well, at least we won’t die hungry. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
2021 When Death gives you lemons, make a run for it. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
2022 When death gives you lemons, check for seeds 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
2023 At least he didn’t come empty-handed 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
2024 No one ever tells you that you can give them back 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2025 It's probably fine, Pandora's box has already been opened. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
2026 They are to-die-for. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
2027 He says he doesn’t play chess anymore, but he’d be open to a bake-off for your soul. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
2028 I’d much prefer the Angel’s food cake! 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2029 I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with them 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2030 Im starting a lemonade stand to help pay for chemotherapy. 1.3176 0.06944 85 66 11 8
2031 It's death in a blanket. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2032 He said he is fully vaccinated 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2033 It’s okay. He’s from 2020, Life in Death’s clothing. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2034 Don't worry. He says these are free samples, no obligation. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2035 He assures me that it's heart-healthy. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2036 He says he just reaped them. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2037 Bad news about our lemon tree... 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2038 Mike Discovering Hard Lemonade, c. 1999 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2039 He promises they're kosher. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
2040 He says they're actually pretty low in fat. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2041 He swears they are organic 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2042 Trust me, they’re organic! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2043 Sorry babe. He was either coming for you or me. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
2044 I wanted to see what happens when you give them back. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2045 Maybe, but it's free. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2046 He says around here when death gives you lemons you make him a lemon meringue pie ... or else. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
2047 At this point, what do we have to lose? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
2048 I know . . . but, what do you make when Death gives you lemons? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2049 These biscuits are to die for! 1.3165 0.05566 79 55 23 1
2050 It's blackmail. I know where his skeletons are hidden. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
2051 Well I am going to make lemonade! Obviously... 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2052 He said my Dad took one about 20 years ago. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2053 And who says New Yorker’s are rude? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2054 Get the vodka. When Death hands you lemons, you make hard lemonade. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2055 He says the usual guy quit and has gone looking for more ‘meaningful work’. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
2056 If only there were a cliché to prepare me for this. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
2057 Please don’t tell me you left the tequila in the car. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
2058 He wants us to make him lemonade. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2059 Life hands you lemons, but death hands you pierogi. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
2060 Meet our new neighbor — he's been in, like, a thousand New Yorker cartoons. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2061 We shouldn't be rude, after all, he has gone to the trouble of warming them over. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2062 Well you know what they say, when Death gives you lemons, you should probably just shut up and not ask questions. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2063 But Dear, they are gluten free 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2064 Life was out of lemons so... 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
2065 Cmonnn...let him have a lemonade stand. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2066 So I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons.... Same idea? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2067 Seems like he’ll be grim if we don’t take them. 1.3158 0.05022 95 66 28 1
2068 This guy’s prices are way better. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
2069 I assume you know how to make lemonade out of these. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
2070 He said this is the end...of the farmer's market. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
2071 He said Life is on sabbatical. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
2072 I know this is uncharted territory but let's see where it takes us 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
2073 I hope these are for you. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2074 Apparently, I’m not meant to die of scurvy. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2075 Well, as life won't give us any... 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
2076 Would it kill you to be nice? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2077 These days life doesn’t even give you lemons 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
2078 It’s probably OK. He says he doesn’t bake with any sugar or saturated fats. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
2079 I hear it's to die for. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2080 What? You don't like lemonade? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2081 Honey, they’re just lemons, what could be wrong with them? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2082 My diet starts tomorrow. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2083 He said I must give you away & eat six lemons to get hair back on my head! 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
2084 We have nothing to worry about, there's a lemon law in this state. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
2085 He's doing competitive research. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2086 Of course I'm taking them! We never get Meyer lemons in our CSA. 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
2087 Who knew lemon farming was a dying industry? 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
2088 Finally, someone who cares I’m allergic to citrus. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
2089 It’s a peace offering now that 2020 is over. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2090 This is the secret to my killer lemonade! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2091 He got them during an appointment in Samarra." 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2092 I'm just going to make a quick pitcher of lemonade before I go 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2093 Is this 'the offer I can't refuse" that you mentioned yesterday? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
2094 Is it just me or did Life change their hair? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2095 So what is the opposite of Lemonade? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2096 He says he has run out of sour grapes. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2097 I guess we'll just call it a demonade. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2098 Just look at him; you can tell his baking is preservative-free! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2099 Ugh, I hate re-gifting 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2100 I don't think "make lemonade" is gonna work here. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2101 He says we can barbecue them after an unfortunate event due to befall us in two minutes 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2102 He's helping me purge. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2103 Never refuse a Cornish game hen from a Sicilian. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
2104 Why not try it ? You only live once. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
2105 Never look a gift corpse in the mouth, Edna. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2106 Death is giving us lemons. Life had other plans. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
2107 they’re not playing when they call them blood oranges 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
2108 It may be too late for the lemon water detox. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
2109 He d\oesn't look like someone who would make them Gluten Free! 1.3134 0.07729 67 52 9 6
2110 They are great with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2111 Yes I know, but they’re free. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
2112 If death gives you lemons you make one hell of a long island ice tea Peggy, everyone knows that 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2113 Life's lemons were too sour 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
2114 Did he say “to die” or “to die for”? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
2115 Honey, he says these are USDA Organic. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2116 Technically it's not 'life' giving us lemons, but still 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2117 Well, now I don't know WHAT to do! 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
2118 I think he’s regifting these… 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
2119 I overheard you saying your mom enjoyed lemonade 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
2120 They’re just Death By Chocolate Croissants. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
2121 These must be death warmed over. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
2122 These are vegan, right? ☠️ 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
2123 Apparently his daughter is a Girl Scout." 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2124 Oh God, not that 'making lemonade' cliche again! 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2125 I would know what to do if life handed this to me but Death...? 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2126 Come in, try one, they are really hot! 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2127 Due to the pandemic, the Girl Scout's redesigned their uniforms. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2128 When you said we were having Death By Lemon for dessert, this is not what I expected. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2129 That was the deal: If you refused the vaccine, you get a warm calzone. 1.3125 0.06674 96 76 10 10
2130 And when Death gives you lemons, you made HARD lemonade. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2131 I'll have one, hunny." I won't.My time hasn't come yet. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2132 Isn’t Life supposed to give us those? 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2133 Look at his face, how can I say no! 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
2134 I heard that the food here is to die for 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2135 As they say if Death gives you lemons RUN! 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2136 Just say no 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2137 Should I leave cash or my soul as tip? 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2138 Listen, life gave me these lemons and death promised me a full refund with a free return label 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2139 He said he’s trying to look at the glass half full 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
2140 I’m guessing lemonade is out? 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2141 It’s just that kind of year. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
2142 Good gifts don't entail obligations. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
2143 Would it kill you to be friendly, Alice? 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
2144 I can make a killer lemonade with these. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
2145 Just one can't hurt me. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
2146 He says they're heat and serve and I'll have plenty of heat shortly. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
2147 He says it's your Mothers recipe. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2148 Life gives us lemons. Death gives us lemons. Even your mother gives us lemons. Enough with the lemons! 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2149 What do we have to lose? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2150 Apparently, “I’m dying for a lemonade” is no longer mere hyperbole. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2151 Well, if it's my time to go, a turnover is the most appropriate way, don't you think? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2152 Something about a lemon pledge. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2153 He says they work together. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
2154 Ask him if they’re gluten free 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2155 He wants to exchange some cinnamon rolls for two of the kids. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2156 Uh oh, what's life going to offer us then? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2157 You just don't appreciate this kind of humor, Janet. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2158 No Honey, they’re limes. Grab the Coronas 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2159 But what do we do when death hands you lemons? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2160 When life gives us lemons, we should make lemonade. But when death gives us lemons, I think we should give them back 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2161 I sold my Sole with Lemon Caper Sauce to the Devil. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2162 But when Death gives you lemons,you regift them. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2163 Well, I did ask him ‘Death, where is thy scone?’ 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
2164 Looks like our last supper is chicken . 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
2165 And to think, all this time I thought that beignet's came from New Orleans! 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
2166 And just what makes you think that eating deep fried giant cheese tortellinis swimming in butter might kill me? 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
2167 I’ve heard of death by chocolate, but death by lemons? 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
2168 Pull out the Vitamix, this year’s going to be a doozy. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
2169 When death gives you lemons, make Lemon Drop Dead cocktails. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
2170 he’s the only one who gets them right. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
2171 Death be not proud of this cliche. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2172 You gotta try one. They’re to die for. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2173 He said life sends its regards. What the hell does that mean? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2174 Yeah, yeah but I'm making gluten-free lemon bars. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2175 I trust him. It's not like he's a politician. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2176 When death gives you lemons, you're supposed to have sex with me. Them be the rules." 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2177 Ask not for whom the rolls smell - 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2178 It's opposite day, comrade. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2179 Here, let me take that for you. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2180 I heard these cronuts are to die for. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
2181 Burning man sure looks different this year 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2182 He says he’s from the welcome wagon 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2183 I know, I know…make lemonade.. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2184 Don’t be so paranoid! I was friends with him in my previous life 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2185 I'm just trying to buy us more time. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
2186 Well, you know what they say when Death hands you lemons... 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2187 Would it kill you to try something new 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
2188 He says his zester is too klutzy. 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
2189 I don't know ... I only know what to do when life gives me lemons. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
2190 Isn’t life supposed to hand you lemons? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2191 Yes, I know what to do when LIFE gives you lemons, but… 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
2192 We won’t have to worry about scurvy this weekend. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
2193 When the Grim Reaper comes calling you need to be cordial - or there will be consequences! 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
2194 Okay, we're REALLY going to have to put some thought into what we end up doing with these. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2195 Should I add a gratuity? 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2196 It's okay. He says they're vegan. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2197 Don't kill the messenger. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
2198 If death gives us lemons... 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2199 We may not have time for the lemonade. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2200 When death hands me lemons, do I still make lemonade? 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2201 Girl scouts sure look different these days. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2202 Meg, this is Mr. Death. He just moved into the old Johnson place.” 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
2203 The other guy got too expensive. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2204 Have one? It's to die for. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2205 I know dear, life has changed alot lately 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
2206 This comes with a lifetime guarantee for getting rid of the odor causing bacteria in our home 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
2207 Honey, he seems pretty grim, just accept the lemons. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2208 : I survived 20 years of your cookin’ I think I’ll be fine 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2209 Reason for return is... found for free from different merchant 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
2210 This started when I gave a mouse a cookie. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2211 Don't you think "farm-to-coroner's-table" is a bit of a stretch? 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2212 Mr Grim here is handing out lemon aid honey. 1.3088 0.06021 68 48 19 1
2213 A tart-less lemon tart from Mitch McConnell. What could possibly go wrong? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
2214 I'm thinking lemon bars. Your mom likes those, right? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
2215 He says they’re heavenly. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2216 He says when life gives us lemons, he feels obligated to do so too. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2217 If anything happens make lemonade. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2218 He says that they prevent scurvy... 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2219 You told him about my citrus allergy, didn't you? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2220 My doctor said he would message me when my cholesterol levels were back. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2221 From the Editors and Writers at The New Yorker. 1.3086 0.07167 81 64 9 8
2222 It won’t kill you to try it. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2223 You up for a last supper? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
2224 You try one and let me know if they are good. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2225 Eh, live a little. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2226 I'm not quite sure of the protocol here... 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2227 I assure you it's totally safe honey. I'm gonna boil the hell out of it. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2228 He seems nice, Carol. What's the worst that could happen? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
2229 Yes Honey, he says it’s good soul food 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2230 Life was out of lemons, dear. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2231 This is my buddy Jeff, he works in the produce aisle at WholeFoods beyond 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2232 The good news is that he didn't harvest us. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2233 He says to make some lemonade. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
2234 He still feels bad about our next door neighbors, the mailman, and your mother. Okay, it’s a start. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2235 When death gives you lemons, make lemon bars. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2236 I know it is risky, but these eclairs are to die for. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2237 When Death hands you lemons, you make lemonade. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2238 Trust me, I know what I'm doing. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
2239 It'll be alright...I plan to make lemonade. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2240 He's giving us some lemons, but something tells me we won't have time to make lemonade. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2241 I hate lemonade. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
2242 They're hot cross buns. What do you suppose that means? 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2243 He says they're perfect for lemonade. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2244 Okay, so death is dealing us lemons. Now what? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
2245 Let's just get one for your mother 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2246 Put these next to the ones from Life. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2247 We are going to need a more optimistic metaphor. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2248 Yes, people change, but maybe that’s your sweet tooth talking. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2249 If he's here for me, you can at least make lemonade. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2250 He says I still have time to make some lemonade. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2251 Thanks for bringing my lemons back in one piece Danny! 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2252 Life doesn't give you lemons 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2253 Look Carol, even with a big scary sickle, the poor chap can't cut his lemons. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2254 I heard they just redesigned their whole costumer experience 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2255 He says it’s preservative free. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2256 It’s the new neighbor everyone keeps talking about 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
2257 I ordered something special for your family’s dessert. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
2258 Is there a good aphorism to tell me what to do when Death gives me lemons? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2259 You don’t think this mustache makes me look like an asshole? 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
2260 Okay. So, I have the recipe for when life hands you lemons; I hope you have the one for when death does. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2261 It's not The Grim Reaper. It's just Meryl Streep doing research for a part. She told me. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2262 So you can still enjoy Woody Allen movies but I can’t enjoy these empanadas? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2263 After last year what have we got to lose? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2264 Honey, if we recruit 3 friends to sell lemons, and they each recruit 3 friends to sell lemons then we can make $10,000/month! 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2265 He said he only takes crypto 1.3067 0.07346 75 59 9 7
2266 It's step 2 in his 12-step rehabilitation program. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2267 but honey, life hasn’t given us lemons for so long… 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2268 When Death gives you lemons, make sugar water. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2269 He says they’ve been preserved 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2270 I’m dying to try these lemons. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2271 You still got your grandma's recipe for lemonade? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2272 But why not? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2273 I’m sure that is to die for. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2274 We've been friends since high school. That's when I started being completely soulless. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
2275 They're not organic? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
2276 Don’t worry, we are giving this lemonade to people we don’t like. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
2277 Life is OOO this week, Death is filling in 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2278 Nobody said what would happen if death gives you lemons 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2279 Yeah, yeah, I know, but I’ll make the lemonade anyway. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2280 He says these will help us sleep better. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2281 Hey babe could you go grab life and tell him his lemons are here? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2282 Yeah, but their organic and non-gmo. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2283 It worked out ok with that Life guy yesterday 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2284 Does your mother have any pithy sayings for these, Cheryl? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2285 Carol, just because you hold a doctorate in symbolic pun studies doesn’t mean you have to overthink everything. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2286 See Melania, Hell’s not THAT bad 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2287 He’s inviting us to his Open House. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
2288 We'll think of something. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
2289 I don’t even like lemonade 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
2290 So what do you make when death hands you lemons? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2291 When death gives you lemons, you pucker up. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2292 What’ have we got to lose? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2293 It's a sample from the new bakery the 'Slim Keeper' 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2294 When death gives you lemons, you make . . . Oh, who am I kidding? We're screwed. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2295 But what do you make when death gives you lemons? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2296 I don't know of they're organic, Linda, and I'm not going to ask. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2297 I’m pretty sure now we’re meant to give up 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2298 The food in this place is to die for. 1.3049 0.05401 82 58 23 1
2299 Babe it’s 2021. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2300 .We dont have to make lemonade. We can put them under the hydrangeas to make them turn blue. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
2301 I know he looks suspicious, but hey, free delivery! 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
2302 Trust me, they're that good. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2303 It’s part of an image makeover program.” 1.3043 0.07809 69 55 7 7
2304 We can always add some vodka. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
2305 His kindness scares me to death. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
2306 Honey, this is our new neighbor. He says these dumplings are so good they'll take your breath away. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
2307 Well, it's certainly not angel food cake! 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2308 Says they're vegan. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
2309 We can regift... 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2310 These are truly to die for. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
2311 When death gives you lemons... run away, it's a trap. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2312 Sorry, Matilda. Apparently this past year was so bad, even he couldn’t turn them into lemonade. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2313 When Death gives you lemons… margaritas? 1.3043 0.05950 69 49 19 1
2314 You know what they say, when death hands you lemons you make cabinets… ‘cause you’re screwed. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
2315 So sue me, I'm regifting. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2316 Can we assume he’s immunized? 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
2317 ‘These are for you, my love…’ 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2318 we made enough lemonade in the past year, I could go for a cocktail 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2319 Honey, we're not asking for a bargain, can't you see this man worked himself to death? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2320 Honey, this is just my weekly subscription to Hello Death. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2321 It’s a common misconception… 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2322 ' When death gives you lemons, you don't complain' 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2323 I laced them with Ex-Lax. I figure he will be on the toilet until I’m 100!!! 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
2324 He said his cousin’s taking a sick day. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
2325 Why not, hon? They’re free! 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
2326 I have found my zest for life. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
2327 He’s short one, should I say something? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
2328 I don’t have any cash for a tip, can you just take a bite of one and pretend that you’re choking? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2329 That moment you thought it was life handing you lemons... 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2330 Should we be worried about the neighborhood based on this welcome gift? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
2331 You know income inequality is bad when even he has a side gig. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2332 He says he's vaccinated. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2333 If Death hands you lemons, hey, it’s better than the alternative. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2334 Says Trump gave him a really bad image during the pandemic. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2335 I told you it's dangerous to eat food beyond its expiration date. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2336 For such a grim guy, he sure makes some tender beignets. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2337 Forget the talk about lemonade—I just think this is very bad. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2338 Life... Death... Come on hun... It'll be lemonade to die for. 1.3030 0.05700 66 46 20 0
2339 It’s for the REALLY hard lemonade. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2340 : He says they were grown in his hot house 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2341 I think I'd recognize Life if I saw him; he's the one with the lemons. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2342 I guess life is still working remotely 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2343 Can you check the fridge if we have any more simple syrup and cyanide left? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2344 He says he's called The Grim Ripener. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2345 His lemon scones are to die for. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2346 No, I don't think "make lemonade" is the correct answer. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2347 Is there a proverbial expression for this scenario? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2348 Fattening, yes, but the calories won't kill you. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
2349 I expected him to make the lemonade. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2350 Maybe he'll want some lemonade???? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2351 These are killer empanadas. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2352 Well, how do you know Life didn’t send him? 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
2353 ...and so when Death gives you lemonades, I grow a plant. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2354 I just went for the one Amazon Prime Day deal, okay? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2355 Lemon cake? Lemon pie? Lemon bars? Where do you keep all those recipes? 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
2356 Trust me: hell fire is much better than mesquite . . . 1.3023 0.06834 86 68 10 8
2357 Devil's Food No Doubt. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2358 But, honey, he says they're free. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
2359 Chill. They're Paleo and Keto friendly. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
2360 No, lemonade is what you make when Life hands you a lemon. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
2361 Oh snap! Forgot my phone for a selfie. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
2362 They say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When death gives you limes, what the hell are you supposed to make? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2363 I thought it was LIFE that was supposed to give us the lemons... 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2364 Yes, honey, I know it's Death,and I don't want to disappoint him, but you know I'm allergic to citrus fruit. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2365 When Death gives you Lemons, make Whiskey Sours. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2366 Tart lemons will be the death of me 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2367 what are you worried about? they're gluten-free. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
2368 These make killer lemonade. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2369 He insists. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2370 Pretend that you don’t know that they are all laced with poison and say that you have just finished eating. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2371 I ordered 9, Frank. What delivery service did you use this time? 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
2372 Wanna make spiked lemonade? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2373 Whe life gives you lemons, death gives you the limes 🍋 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
2374 but honey, they're organic! 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2375 we have to make lemonade first! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2376 He says he's sorry for wrecking our family reunion. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2377 Don't worry, he's also a realtor. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2378 When Life gives you lemons...lemonade. When...get the salt and tequila, Dear. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2379 Oh, so that's what happened to my car after it died. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2380 Honey,what do we do when Death gives us lemons? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2381 He says there’s an expiration date. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2382 It's a new food concept called 'The Grim Baker'. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2383 If it was life, I’d know what to do with these. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2384 They say these lemons are to die for 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2385 I'll make it, but I don't wanna drink it. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2386 So, when Death gives you lemons, you make what? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2387 I specifically asked for oranges. Is he Death? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2388 Yet another failure of the education system to prepare me for the real world… 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2389 What was that saying again? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2390 Looks like your ‘lemonade to die for’ recipe just backfired. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2391 Do you want them sliced? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
2392 Another resiliency lesson from the Dystopians. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2393 He said they're good, and I don't have any reason to think that they're not good. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2394 Quick - is there an adage for this? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2395 He says its made fresh in the fires of hell 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2396 He wants to know if he can borrow the zester. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
2397 Maybe he’s not so grim after all. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2398 Shall we? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
2399 When Death gives you lemons, make small talk. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2400 Honey, introduce yourself! I didn't get his name the first time... 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2401 They're Deaths warmed over. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2402 Apparently, these lemons are to die for. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2403 Well, it’s for free, honey. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2404 These are not apples, Eve. And he is not a snake. 1.3000 0.07708 70 56 7 7
2405 I think he wants us to make him some lemonade. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2406 Do you know a better way to make lemon-ale? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2407 Apparently, making lemonade is a matter of life and death. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2408 I know, Sylvia! But he brings empanadas. 1.3000 0.05108 90 64 25 1
2409 Life handed them to me. What's fair is fair. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2410 I hear his lemons are to die for. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
2411 I guess you get to make the lemonade. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2412 At least when life gives you lemons, you get time to make lemonade. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2413 He says these will change our lives! 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2414 At least it's organic. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2415 That apple from the serpent was just a teaser. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2416 What's the saying "When Death gives you lemons . . ?" 1.3000 0.05454 80 57 22 1
2417 Samosas? 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
2418 You OK with quid pro quo? 1.3000 0.05966 60 42 18 0
2419 No, this is his brother Jim. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2420 What do you mean, this is one of your Mother's favorite recipes? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2421 This new diet is looking pretty grim. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2422 But the lemonade will be to die for. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
2423 What the hell kind of lemonade am I supposed to make with these? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2424 Do you think I’ll live long enough to make lemonade? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2425 Maybe he'll leave us alone for some time now 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2426 It’s fine hunny, he said they’re organic & all natural! 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2427 What’s the protocol for when death gives you lemons again? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2428 Life must be waiting for the second dose. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2429 Our tea towels never prepared us for this scenario 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2430 I'm sure they're delicious, dear, but you know how deadly sugar is... 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2431 What? All Life ever gives us is crap. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2432 Not his best work, but the Covid vaccine has him bummed out. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
2433 I don't know about you, but I could just die for one of these samosas. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2434 Look Susan, an opportunity like this doesn’t come around every day. Do we still have those two dozen cursed monkey skull goblets? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2435 Quite frankly, I’m sick of life giving me lemons so why not? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2436 He appreciated the fact they are organic and non GMO, but he doesn't like lemonade 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
2437 The good news is I won't have to watch my carbs. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2438 Some wise guy's idea of catch and release 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2439 He's lost his zest for life. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2440 It's better than getting a tote bag. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2441 We’ll make lemonade. It’s not a life or death decision. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2442 I guess life called in sick. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
2443 Don't worry, they're limes. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2444 Diet lemonade, perhaps? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2445 I know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons, but what do I do in this scenario? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2446 If death gives you lemons,do I still make lemonade? 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
2447 You try telling him we have other plans. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2448 Honey, was this our instacart order? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2449 Its not my fault you didnt read the evite. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2450 Sorry sweetie, but you reap what you zest. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2451 See!? I told you there are alternatives to vaccines. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2452 Ever since the scandals involving the boy and girl scouts, I order my cookies direct from the oven. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2453 Honey, we’re vaccinated. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2454 But Karen, are they organic? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2455 Don't panic Honey, this will all be regifted. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
2456 I feel a little bad that we didn't bring anything!" Contes 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
2457 Yes, I remember the muffin man, why? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2458 He says these make killer lemonade. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
2459 With them, he's taken my zest for living. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2460 No, really, he makes a fabulous blood sausage pie. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2461 Its OK, if death gives lemons you make Tequila shots. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
2462 He guarantees this will work on your husband. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2463 Why don’t YOU tell him that you don’t appreciate his sense of irony? 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
2464 It's not like they're gonna kill you... 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2465 I thought I would try the reversing the ‘if life gives you lemons’ philosophy. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2466 We will serve these to the guests who didn't get vaccinated. Now, run along. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2467 I have the feeling making lemonade isn't going to do the trick this time. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2468 He’s partial to blueberry muffins! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2469 Look, I'm not going to mess it up this time 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2470 You only live once, right? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2471 He said making lemonade would be fruitless. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2472 And suddenly the date turns sour 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2473 I hope he's vaccinated. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2474 I'm guessing that were not making lemonade with these... 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2475 well I guess when death gives you lemons you make margaritas and go out with a bang 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2476 As part of our focus on being an equal opportunity workplace, we realized Death is well-qualified to give lemons too 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2477 He said if you bring some potato salad he won't come back till the Fall. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
2478 When Death gives you lemons, accept them graciously... and then jam a pair into his eye sockets and say 'Nyah, nyah, Lemon eyes!' in a sing-songy voice. That's what I always say. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2479 …when death gives you lemons, make invisible ink… 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2480 Maybe this year we might change the recipe 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2481 He says these are the only things he can keep alive in his garden... 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2482 These lemons are to die for! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2483 Hi, yes I am John Waters. You can have a selfie in a minute. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2484 I ordered limes. He brought lemons. Should I still tip him? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2485 Empanadas to die for! 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
2486 -If Death gives you lemons so...? - Yeah. Lemocide. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2487 Leftover salmon mousse. He just came from a dinner party 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2488 I’ve heard of life giving you lemons, but this is ridiculous. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2489 What's that we make when death gives us lemons? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2490 He doesn't look Greek. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2491 I told you that it was an extreme cleanse 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2492 When death gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2493 I told you these were to die for. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
2494 Wait, if death gives you lemons do you still have to make lemonade? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
2495 Look darling, Grim is offering us lemons he himself has reaped 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2496 When Death gives you lemons, you make… oh Hell, what’s the point there’s no positive here! ☠️ 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2497 It's his new desert. Grim Brulee 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2498 We shouldn’t overthink this. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2499 This is to zest up our afterlife. 1.2951 0.05888 61 43 18 0
2500 It's gotta be better than your mother's cooking. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2501 Honey,my psychiatrist said these are for your mother… 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2502 With life it's lemonade, with him, maybe a final lemon Meringue? 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2503 The first one is free. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
2504 When death hands you lemons, throw them at him and run. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2505 He said they work better than the vaccine 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2506 Do you think he wants us to make lemonade, Carol? Tell me that's all he wants. 1.2951 0.05888 61 43 18 0
2507 Did you order something from Uber Eats? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2508 Apparently, Life got tired of giving me lemons. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2509 I miss life. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2510 When handed lemons make a run for it! 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2511 Instadeath is having a promo sale. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2512 I know what to do when Life gives you lemons, but…Death? 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2513 He makes killer lemon zest 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2514 I’m just holding them while he jogs. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2515 As long as he’s giving…it’s the taking that I can live without. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2516 It just needs to be warmed over. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2517 All I know is he didn’t say “death by chocolate”. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2518 So if Death gives you lemons, can you still make lemonade? 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2519 What are the chances that deciding to skip lunch, until after our walk, was a coincidence? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2520 Are we still supposed to make lemonade out of this? 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
2521 His harvest is to die for. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2522 Life was busy today. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
2523 But they are Meyer lemons! 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
2524 Some goodies for our gender reveal party! 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2525 Cinnabummer, but what the hell! 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2526 Who knew he was also a baker. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2527 They’re fat free, too... 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2528 I’m not one to stand on ceremony, but technically, I don’t think we’re allowed to make lemonade. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2529 I know I shouldn't yield to tempatation, but he makes killer muffins. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2530 He says they are my birthday gift from your mother. 1.2941 0.07571 68 54 8 6
2531 When death gives you limes, it's your time. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2532 He says it's our turn to try to correct the whole when "life" gives you lemons thing. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2533 Look, it's not the kiss of death. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2534 Whatever happens next, make these into lemonade. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2535 What do they say about when death hands you lemons,again? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2536 It's the devil, you know? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2537 Honey, what do they say to make when death gives you lemons? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2538 I thought we cancelled the Fruit-of-the-Month subscription" .. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2539 Wanna unlock your zest for death? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2540 He remembered I liked these at the Day of the Dead party. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2541 They don't really mean Death by Chocolate. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2542 Where did you think "hard" lemonade came from? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2543 He says he has a new zest for life. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2544 Honey we can’t exactly turn down such a kind gesture. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2545 He says not to worry, they're gluten free. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2546 He said I better make instant lemonade 'cause I haven't got a lot of time. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2547 Platitudes notwithstanding, he worked himself to the bone picking these. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2548 I heard lemons are a vax alternative. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2549 Looks like we bought the farm share. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2550 He's giving life's lemons as a side hustle. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
2551 This is the last diet I try,so help me God. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2552 I’m not sure what to do with them. Apparently he and “Life” aren’t speaking anymore and he can’t return them for us. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2553 She says she felt bad for coming with no warning 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2554 Do you think he would lend us the scythe? 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
2555 They’re good, but not heart-healthy. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
2556 Honey, let’s make some lemonade for the neighbors. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
2557 I imagined him grimmer 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2558 Your mother's cooking or this? Pretty much a toss up. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2559 His old job became too much for him mid-pandemic. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2560 Warren said these lemons are to die for 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2561 I’ll need something a little stronger than lemonade” 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2562 Well it was thoughtful of him to bring a dish. 1.2927 0.06829 82 65 10 7
2563 He says these buns are something to die for. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2564 Well I have no idea what to make in this situation. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2565 Do you think they’re organic? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2566 I know what to do when Life gives me lemons but what are your thoughts in this scenario? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2567 He says it's fruit from the tree of the knowledge of sweet and sour. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2568 We need to rethink the whole Farm to Table thing. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2569 I’m gonna make a meringue that’s to die for 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2570 I heard they cut off unemployment. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2571 Honey, Do you think they were organically grown? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2572 I told you Florida wouldn’t be so bad. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2573 they’re for his 2020 detox cleanse 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2574 Brought s p e c i f i c a l l y for you, M'Dear. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2575 I don't know, honey. Are we looking for a third? 1.2923 0.07821 65 52 7 6
2576 Should I thank him or try to grab the scythe 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2577 Don't let the XL hoodie put you off 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2578 I hope there's sugar in the afterlife. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2579 When life gives you lemons make lemonade. When death gives you lemons add vodka. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2580 You washed your hands for twenty seconds, right? 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2581 Where’s the tequila? 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2582 Forget the lemonade, just bring some tequila. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2583 I told you not to stiff the last GrubHub driver. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2584 This new app gets you anything delivered from anywhere 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2585 Technically he is a first responder. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2586 He says I’ll never have a better meal as long as I live. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2587 What's the difference? They're still lemons. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2588 He sowed a lot of lemons last year. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2589 Don’t give me that look. These yummy rolls are to die for! 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2590 I don’t think there is an aphorism for this situation. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2591 Amazon is really stepping up their delivery program. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2592 He suggested I make lemonade. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2593 IT'S OK SWEETIE...THEY ARE FOR YOUR MOTHER! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2594 I don't really have a choice, but after I'm gone, you and the kids can make some nice cold lemonade. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2595 I still prefer contactless delivery. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2596 I'm allergic to citrus. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2597 Knock on Death's door and ask for a cup of sugar. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2598 People have been dying to try them. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2599 ...and you invited ALL our neighbors, right? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2600 I guess we'll just have to make the worst of it. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2601 Yes, Honey. I know it's Death giving us lemons. It's safer than the ones that Life has given to us since 2020, to be honest. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2602 Hun we get to make lemonade, and get a vacation to eternity. Wherever that is? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2603 Honey, I thought life was bringing lemons to the picnic? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2604 It's not just life that wants you to make lemonade. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2605 I'll tell you what's risky - not having a multiple supplier strategy. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2606 He said they're for the master cleanse. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2607 No, they haven’t been sitting out too long. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2608 Take your sweet time finding the sugar, ok? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2609 You said “Kill him with kindness!” 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2610 I was his tax evasion attorney and lost his case. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2611 We've been in the neighborhood long enough, it's time to meet our baker. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2612 Either way, this might kill us. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2613 I told you K Street would be a friendly neighborhood, honey 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2614 This lemonade will be to die for 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
2615 Honey, It’ll be fine. Have you seen what he does with chocolate? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2616 Devil's food, schmevil's food! 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2617 No. He's the grim "riper." 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2618 Forget the tonic...just get the Gin, maybe some Tequila and the salt shaker..and hurry! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2619 If the Grim Reaper only offers lemons,insist on a side of Vodka. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2620 I think it is a serving of filet of souls." 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2621 Honey, I told you that free isn’t always free. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2622 Honey, it's fine I've been vaccinated 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2623 I wouldn’t worry. They’re organic. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2624 I think we still should make lemonade, just the hard kind. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2625 No, no, that’s ‘when Life hands you lemons...’ There’s no good side to this at all.” 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2626 I mean, consider the alternatives 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2627 He says they're not from California. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2628 I’m returning what life gave me. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2629 I thought he said "Would you like a FAST SUPPER" 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2630 When Death gives you lemons, there’s not much you can do with them. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2631 He said, ‘Only the first one’s bitter’. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2632 Death gives you limes I guess. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
2633 I think your mother would enjoy some fresh-squeezed lemonade. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2634 He said these scones are to die for! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2635 He seems friendly. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2636 That's the choice. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2637 Enjoy these killer-good pastries. Never mind who delivered them. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2638 If death gives you lemons, what do you do? 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2639 Whatever else, I’m damn sure not making lemonade. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2640 You were right, your mom did know we tossed the juicer. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2641 I've heard these are killer! 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2642 Yes I kiss up to him all I can. Just make sure never to touch him 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2643 Don' t worry, I'm vaccinated. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2644 Feeling like Death Warmed Over? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2645 Only one catch - we must NOT make lemonade. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2646 Have you tried my lemonade, Karen? It's to die for. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2647 The Lem Reaper 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2648 Life is still remote. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2649 I thought this was Life's job honey? Still, it's better than the alternative, I suppose? 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2650 I guess he heard you make a killer lemonade. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
2651 Just be thankful it's not sour grapes again. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2652 I don’t care what his line of work is. He’s our neighbor and he brought us lemons. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2653 I just saw a recipe in the Times for bitter fruit. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2654 Now we know why he's not spending enough time in DC. 1.2895 0.07210 76 61 8 7
2655 Honey, I told you life was out of lemons so we have to borrow some from death. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2656 The neighbours said his cream puffs are to die for. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2657 It's a going away gift because I'm vaccinated. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
2658 Never hurts to get on someone’s good side… 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2659 At least they are organic. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2660 But it's totally keto.. 1.2895 0.07210 76 61 8 7
2661 Because I could not shop for Death, he kindly shopped for me. It's called Death-at-your-Doordash. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2662 You know the old saying, "When Death hands you lemons......" 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2663 They're vegan. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2664 Just trying to be nice, dear. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2665 ‘it’s a meringue, Janet, how hard can it be?’ 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
2666 Don’t worry dear, they’re organic. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2667 This lemonade is going to be bitter 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2668 When life, er whatever 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2669 When death gives you lemons on a silver platter, nothing is proverbially certain but taxes. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2670 We could do lemonade. Or maybe steep them in vodka and leave zonked. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2671 I think this is known as the last supper. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2672 He says they have gluten-free options. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2673 A lemon in the hand… or something. Anyway, he says they’re free. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2674 He said he can only spare one of us 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2675 The least we can do is give him an A for effort 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2676 Honey, I HAVE to. Supermarket prices are murder. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2677 „Okay, but when Death gives you lemons, now you really ought to squeeze the life out of them good and make that lemonade” 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
2678 Listen Mary, he has the best prices in town, the farmers market is charging too much! 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2679 No really it’s safe. We’ve tested it. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2680 I haven't always been a gentleman but this time, I insist, you go first. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2681 He said something about our last supper. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2682 Now do you feel welcome to the neighborhood honey? 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2683 They're for you, dear. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2684 He says they’re glutin-free, but don’t believe him for a second. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2685 You cooking was killing me so I thought I'd go full speed ahead and complete the task. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2686 But they look so tasty-- what could possibly go wrong? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2687 Oh, he’s just filling in while Life is on vacation. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2688 Saw it on Uber and thought I would try it - Death Warmed Over 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2689 It's our last meal...should we tip 'em ??? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2690 The silver lining is I hated making lemonade. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2691 When Death gives you lemons, make lemonade, am I right?! **Laugh, Kathrine...laugh for god's sake or he'll kill us both** 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2692 Supply chain issues. He's filling in. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2693 Esse é o Bolsonaro de quem eu te falei 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2694 ‘I told you it was faster than Amazon’ 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2695 He says they’re very high in vitamin C, which stops you getting sickle. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2696 He said , " This is the cure for Covid-19". 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2697 I’m stumped. Every moron knows what to do when life hands you lemons, but death? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2698 Get a lot of sugar. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2699 Sorry sweetie, it was only until death grew us tart. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2700 When death gives you lemons, make tarte au citron. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2701 When Death gives you lemons, I make lemonade anyway. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2702 The whole neighborhood's been talking about his killer crabcakes. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2703 he’s got the best produce in town but my image of him really changed after finding out he’s antivax 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2704 Lemonade? For Sukkot?! 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
2705 Hell, I don't know... I think we still make lemonade. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2706 These limes will make margaritas to die for. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2707 I have a lemonade to die for. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2708 Maybe I should be making lemonade, but I can't help but think there's a trick in here. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2709 Wait until you see what happens when Death gives you lemons 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2710 Were u expecting something else? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2711 These are for the wedding, honey 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2712 They're for my in-laws. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2713 Yes, but they're the SCONES of death. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2714 Right now I’ll take it 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2715 He said "trick or treat," so I thought it was better to take the treat. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2716 C'mon baby, don't fear the éclair 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
2717 Tom, don't listen to her they're not death lemons. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2718 He says Life is on vacation, so we shouldn’t even bother making lemonade. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2719 You know what they say: "When Death gives you lemons, make lemonade." 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2720 He’s killing us with kindness. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2721 You said you didn't want to cook tonight. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2722 I'll take them, he should know a lot about scurvy. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2723 Not sure if he said last nights supper or last supper? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2724 You said living next to a cemetery would give us good neighbors! 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2725 He says they're Covid Game Hens. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2726 At least we won't get scurvy on the Styx. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2727 we'll make limoncello for the after party 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2728 I think this hostess gift is for you. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2729 Death, it's the new life. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2730 Croquet? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2731 Oooo! Smells like almonds. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2732 When death gives you lemons, you can make lemonade, but it won’t help. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2733 At least they’re not apples. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2734 They're so delicious and you'll only eat one! 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2735 These ought to make a killer lemonade. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2736 We’ll, they are free. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2737 I thought lemons were on the good-for-you list. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2738 The Chinese word for mid-life crisis is opportunity. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2739 It's okay. I'm giving HIM the lemons. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2740 Wow, a special type that won't trigger my lemon allergy?!? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2741 I’ll eat, you run 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2742 You know what they say, Honey…seriously - what do they say? 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2743 He finds homemade lemonade eases the transition. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2744 we can save it for a late supper 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2745 They're fat-free, sugar-free and gluten-free. What could go wrong? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2746 When Death gives you lemons….make something stronger than lemonade 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2747 I'm thinking Limoncello. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2748 What are we supposed to make out of these? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2749 I know to do with them when life gives them to me, but death?? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2750 I’ve heard of life giving you lemons, but death? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2751 I’ll make ‘Death Jam’ lemon marmalade to accompany your ‘Death by Chocolate’ cake 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2752 Look honey, Kyle’s lemons 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2753 He got too many in his CSA box this week 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2754 . « I thought it would have been apple» 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2755 When death hands you limes I guess 1.2857