Contest #760


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760

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It’s curb to table.”
  2. “I’m sorry, sir, but we do reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.”
  3. “Define fresh.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-06-20T17:06:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-07-04T17:09:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-06-28T17:08:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 5, 2021
Number of captions 7393
Number of responses 807956
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You probably meant compote. 1.8734 0.01221 4422 1773 1436 1213
1 Let me remind you of your last review : "The service is lousy and the food is rubbish" 1.8509 0.01539 2690 1087 917 686
2 It's curb to table. 1.8502 0.01040 6068 2512 1953 1603
3 Since your reservation was for yesterday, I’ll start you off with a sampling of what you missed. 1.8292 0.01538 2541 1017 941 583
4 To be fair you did say you wanted what you had last night 1.8279 0.01430 3063 1268 1054 741
5 The chef DOES remember you from high school. 1.8198 0.01409 3240 1387 1050 803
6 May I recommend the remains of the day? 1.8042 0.01250 4044 1750 1336 958
7 What color was Madam’s retainer? 1.8041 0.01197 4532 2003 1414 1115
8 Perhaps Monsieur should not have tried to order in French. 1.7925 0.01099 5354 2403 1659 1292
9 This is the chef’s recommended pairing for your order of well-done steak with ketchup. 1.7865 0.01435 3269 1523 921 825
10 Bin appetite 1.7761 0.01220 4068 1789 1401 878
11 Yes, we do have a suggestion box. 1.7748 0.01231 3979 1748 1379 852
12 The good news is, it's all you can eat. 1.7747 0.01545 2517 1103 878 536
13 Perhaps monsieur shouldn’t have hidden the ring inside the meal... 1.7737 0.01408 3261 1507 985 769
14 Outdoor seating is full but we can provide outdoor ambience. 1.7724 0.01578 2359 1022 852 485
15 May I interest you in yesterday’s specials? 1.7711 0.01445 2792 1206 1019 567
16 You said you wanted to take home the leftovers. If you meant just your own, you should have said so. 1.7687 0.01369 3376 1548 1061 767
17 Which cake did you say you hid the ring in? 1.7674 0.01630 2304 1035 770 499
18 Perhaps monsieur would prefer to order in English. 1.7648 0.01357 3406 1562 1083 761
19 today's special is authentic street food 1.7601 0.01653 2176 970 758 448
20 Five minutes before closing is no problem, no problem at all. 1.7593 0.01661 2135 947 755 433
21 Well, in French you ordered a garbage can 1.7584 0.01292 3816 1788 1162 866
22 Would monsieur care to sniff the lid? 1.7544 0.01266 4092 1967 1163 962
23 No,the yelp review was not hyperbole,we do serve garbage. 1.7517 0.02120 1357 624 446 287
24 We reserve the right to serve refuse. 1.7462 0.01756 2017 948 633 436
25 Unfortunately a very good customer from the show ‘Sesame Street’ has requested this table and we’ll have to move you to a new one. 1.7461 0.01652 2320 1103 703 514
26 We like to call it 'curb-to-table.' 1.7458 0.01347 3265 1488 1119 658
27 I'm sorry sir, but we do reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone. 1.7424 0.01534 2729 1318 796 615
28 If you don't already, you should have reservations. 1.7422 0.01366 3731 1904 885 942
29 Henri remembered how well you tip. 1.7405 0.01664 2135 980 729 426
30 Monseiur, perhaps you you would prefer to order in English. 1.7390 0.01432 2985 1404 956 625
31 Albert impressed his internet date Midge by ordering entirely in French . 1.7384 0.01427 3177 1552 904 721
32 Your complaint about your meal has been noted. Chef has sent out a special dessert cart. 1.7374 0.01495 2704 1265 884 555
33 Perhaps next time, Monsieur, you will order in English. 1.7312 0.01510 2645 1248 860 537
34 Everybody does farm to table, we go one step further 1.7263 0.02019 1458 687 483 288
35 Ah, here comes Bernard with the catch of the day. 1.7177 0.01810 1743 813 609 321
36 Perhaps monsieur should have ordered in English. 1.7175 0.01956 1646 816 479 351
37 Care to make room for dessert? 1.7164 0.01711 2246 1147 589 510
38 Everything on the menu is locally sourced. Tonight's special is from right outside our back door. 1.7155 0.01791 1817 861 612 344
39 Here comes the only item we have in your price range. 1.7141 0.01727 2036 992 634 410
40 Our customers said they wanted a more authentic New York City experience. 1.7138 0.01667 2002 925 725 352
41 The kitchen is closed, but we could scrape something up. 1.7120 0.01635 2031 928 760 343
42 I believe you said ’Surprise Me’? 1.7112 0.01688 1967 917 701 349
43 Our violinist called in sick today, but Victor was in the original cast of “Stomp”. 1.7093 0.02148 1369 689 389 291
44 Our next course is a deconstructed blend of local delicacies. 1.7090 0.01746 1931 931 631 369
45 I see you have a Groupon. 1.7060 0.02861 728 355 232 141
46 This is Herb, your forager. 1.7043 0.02175 1258 615 400 243
47 On the positive side,it's locally sourced 1.7042 0.01749 1785 829 655 301
48 Might I suggest something a little closer to Monsieur's budget? 1.7029 0.01799 1747 830 606 311
49 All of our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.6917 0.02848 707 345 235 127
50 Sir, she’s dumping you 1.6912 0.02058 1438 728 426 284
51 Monsieur, perhaps you should order in English? 1.6892 0.02039 1406 697 449 260
52 Perhaps this will be more in line with your budget. 1.6875 0.02062 1373 682 438 253
53 Your feedback is very important to us--our manager is coming to collect your comment form now. 1.6867 0.02069 1366 680 434 252
54 Define fresh. 1.6857 0.01941 1368 635 528 205
55 And everything we serve is sustainably sourced with reclaimed local ingredients. 1.6857 0.02079 1333 659 434 240
56 I thought we were out of salmon, but maybe not. 1.6828 0.02108 1280 631 424 225
57 The wine pairing is where it really gets interesting. 1.6818 0.02329 1015 492 354 169
58 The chef appreciates your constructive comments and asks that you place them in the suggestion box. 1.6796 0.02155 1264 638 393 233
59 Can I interest you in the Catch of the Previous Day? 1.6779 0.02183 1192 592 392 208
60 Let me tell you about last night’s specials. 1.6761 0.02174 1161 567 403 191
61 Actually, the sign states: We reserve the right to service refuse to anyone. 1.6745 0.02320 1186 634 304 248
62 May I recommend the tossed salad? 1.6718 0.02300 1097 557 343 197
63 Yes, we do have a dollar menu. 1.6701 0.02257 1176 610 344 222
64 And because you folks so thoughtfully insisted on having a table just one minute before we were supposed to close this evening, the chef has prepared a special treat. 1.6629 0.02369 1059 553 310 196
65 ... and from our sustainable menu... 1.6623 0.02352 983 489 337 157
66 We're hoping to live up to the review you posted online. 1.6600 0.02447 994 522 288 184
67 Dinner doesn’t start for another hour, but we still have some items from our lunch menu available. 1.6583 0.02498 913 469 287 157
68 Unfortunately,our strolling violinist has the night off,but please enjoy my twin brother performing selections from the Broadway production of Stomp. 1.6559 0.02495 988 532 264 192
69 I recommend a couple of dry martinis and eating somewhere else. 1.6545 0.02499 880 446 292 142
70 Yes, our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.6521 0.02471 914 469 294 151
71 Yes, we did just lose our Michelin star. Why do you ask? 1.6480 0.02615 804 412 263 129
72 This is from the gentleman at the bar. 1.6468 0.02697 821 441 229 151
73 Would you like to see last night’s specials? 1.6427 0.02618 820 429 255 136
74 My regrets Sir and Madame. Our offerings are now limited to curbside pickup. 1.6390 0.02598 820 428 260 132
75 Our commitment to recycling is unmatched. 1.6364 0.02722 726 375 240 111
76 Just as you ordered in your flawless Italian: ‘The Chef’s Mother’s Underwear in a Garbage Can’. 1.6355 0.03054 727 427 138 162
77 Well, Sir, the chef has certain feelings about ordering the steak well-done. 1.6296 0.02898 683 369 198 116
78 Your meal has been locally sourced. 1.6280 0.02817 699 372 215 112
79 Who ordered the “chef’s surprise?” 1.6272 0.02855 633 325 219 89
80 It’s not on the menu, but it is in your price range. 1.6261 0.02967 666 366 183 117
81 Sorry, I didn’t realize you had set your dentures down on your plate. 1.6258 0.03087 660 377 153 130
82 The good news is the portion size. 1.6242 0.02802 644 329 228 87
83 I’m very sorry. I thought you said ‘compost’, not ‘compote’. 1.6237 0.02855 651 341 214 96
84 And this is Tony. He'll be your composter tonight. 1.6221 0.02900 643 341 204 98
85 Sir, you ordered the "tossed salad". 1.6187 0.02900 653 351 200 102
86 Our chef remains upset with your review comparison and he wants you to try some actual garbage. 1.6173 0.03123 614 346 157 111
87 You ordered the takeout? 1.6162 0.03104 568 306 174 88
88 I’m pleased you chose the ‘Lady & the Tramp’ experience. 1.6160 0.03015 599 322 185 92
89 You're in luck. We still have some left. 1.6159 0.02929 617 327 200 90
90 Your hilarious comment card has earned you the Chef’s surprise. 1.6154 0.03009 637 353 176 108
91 May I suggest the salad? It was tossed yesterday. 1.6130 0.03033 602 328 179 95
92 He's still upset about the review. 1.6128 0.03087 563 302 177 84
93 And now Robert here will tell you about the catch of the day. 1.6115 0.03082 574 311 175 88
94 Would you like a side of flies with that? 1.6107 0.03085 578 315 173 90
95 It's 'du jour', we're just not sure which 'du jour. 1.6101 0.03011 577 307 188 82
96 We’re out of tonight’s special, but we’re pleased to be able to offer you last night’s 1.6098 0.03054 569 305 181 83
97 We would love your feedback. Here’s the suggestion box. 1.6092 0.03129 568 312 166 90
98 He leaves early. Do you mind cleaning up when you’re finished? 1.6071 0.02959 588 312 195 81
99 Of course we can box up your leftovers. Would you mind pointing them out? 1.6048 0.03219 544 303 153 88
100 We have a special section for the unmasked and unvaccinated. 1.6043 0.03222 561 318 147 96
101 The raccoon is very fresh tonight. 1.6025 0.03183 561 315 154 92
102 May I interest you in last night's special? 1.5973 0.03208 524 289 157 78
103 Yes, but it's all you can eat. 1.5971 0.03160 551 307 159 85
104 We’re out of today’s special, but yesterday’s is still available. 1.5963 0.03331 483 266 146 71
105 The return of fine dining will be a process. 1.5961 0.03205 515 282 159 74
106 Why yes, we do have a Dollar Menu... 1.5956 0.03159 502 268 169 65
107 Farm to table was only the beginning 1.5951 0.03177 526 289 161 76
108 We saw your Yelp review and figured you were back for more." 1.5929 0.03380 479 268 138 73
109 The chef would like to address your complaints. 1.5924 0.03102 525 283 173 69
110 Our entire staff is at your disposal! 1.5881 0.03473 437 242 133 62
111 Sorry for the miscommunication. Before packing up your leftovers can you please help us identify your entrees. 1.5875 0.03468 497 293 116 88
112 Unfortunately, your card was refused, and so we must request that you return the Boeuf Bourguignon and the Cassoulet. 1.5874 0.03608 475 285 101 89
113 As requested, the exact dishes the couple at the other table had. 1.5867 0.03497 450 255 126 69
114 This is Hank, our kombucha sommelier. 1.5817 0.03528 459 267 117 75
115 …And here we have the Prix Fixe for our unvaccinated guests. 1.5814 0.03523 473 279 113 81
116 “We too are having a bit of a problem with the supply chain." 1.5812 0.03354 437 237 146 54
117 The chef conveys he is no longer angry over your last review and has prepared something special for you tonight." 1.5781 0.03416 474 273 128 73
118 A little preparation, monsieur, in view of your brave decision to order fish on a Monday” 1.5773 0.03692 388 219 114 55
119 The garbage salad is prepared table side 1.5773 0.03595 414 235 119 60
120 May I interest you in the catch of the day ago? 1.5773 0.03564 440 255 116 69
121 Perhaps you'd like to see what isn't popular on the menu. 1.5761 0.03719 394 226 109 59
122 Our special today is a sustainable take on 'Farm to Table' called the 'Urban Forager.' 1.5760 0.03637 408 233 115 60
123 As you can see, our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.5748 0.03459 428 239 132 57
124 Let me tell you about last week's specials ... 1.5739 0.03667 399 228 113 58
125 Our compost curator will now show you the nuanced blend of coffee grounds, eggshells and carrot peelings which provided the soil for your private reserve organic radicchio salad. 1.5739 0.03618 406 231 117 58
126 This is our 'we remember your last tip' selection. 1.5738 0.03509 420 236 127 57
127 Tonight's special is what we like to call "Another Man's Treasure." 1.5725 0.03726 414 245 101 68
128 We are a farm to table to compost to farm restaurant. 1.5704 0.03612 433 255 109 69
129 Of course, everything we serve is locally sourced. 1.5701 0.03348 428 234 144 50
130 I'm sorry, that wasn't a bad review-- the food here IS garbage. 1.5695 0.04010 367 221 83 63
131 You asked for the take out? 1.5682 0.03842 352 200 104 48
132 You’re in luck! We found your order. 1.5674 0.03558 430 250 116 64
133 Everything’s locally sourced. 1.5674 0.03714 393 228 107 58
134 The violinist is ill, but we have percussion. 1.5670 0.03733 388 225 106 57
135 Would sir care to take a look at yesterday’s special? 1.5646 0.03575 418 242 116 60
136 I think you need to work on your French. 1.5619 0.03718 388 226 106 56
137 Are you sure you want last night’s special 1.5618 0.03915 372 223 89 60
138 I'm sorry the meal was not to your liking ... perhaps something from the dessert cart? 1.5615 0.03917 374 225 88 61
139 You may want to ask for the English language menu the next time you're here. 1.5614 0.03690 399 234 106 59
140 Yes, yes, I understand. Here comes the manager now with the Suggestion Box. 1.5612 0.03753 376 218 105 53
141 Monsieur wanted something off the menu. 1.5608 0.03662 378 215 114 49
142 Welcome to Out Back Steakhouse. 1.5608 0.03778 403 243 94 66
143 Your two-for-one coupon entitles you to select only items from our "special" menu. 1.5603 0.03719 373 214 109 50
144 Oscar the Grouch has this table at 8. 1.5599 0.03930 359 213 91 55
145 Your credit card was declined, sir. I'm afraid we'll need the meal back. 1.5587 0.03978 358 215 86 57
146 Our food is Farm to Table, with a short detour in between. 1.5587 0.03650 358 199 118 41
147 Oui monsieur, your french is excellent. It is coming right up. 1.5583 0.03882 360 212 95 53
148 “Shall I bring two forks?” 1.5580 0.03641 362 202 118 42
149 May I present Chef's Surprise, prepared shortly before Chef's departure. 1.5573 0.03731 384 225 104 55
150 Would either of you like to make room for dessert? 1.5564 0.03698 381 221 108 52
151 We welcome your feedback in our suggestion bin 1.5559 0.03928 322 183 99 40
152 You ordered the chef's surprise? 1.5549 0.03739 355 202 109 44
153 We do have one or two items that are off the menu. 1.5549 0.03768 346 196 108 42
154 For dessert may I suggest our delightful fruit compost? 1.5537 0.03975 354 213 86 55
155 Monsieur, would you now care to order in English ? 1.5518 0.03950 357 215 87 55
156 Everything on our menu is locally sourced. 1.5509 0.03458 403 228 128 47
157 I just wanted to double-check with you, since sometimes when customers order in French there can be… miscommunications 1.5500 0.03825 360 212 98 50
158 Your Yelp review has incited some resentment. 1.5485 0.03907 330 191 97 42
159 I think your retainer might be in this one. 1.5460 0.04026 337 203 84 50
160 We're out of today's special. Would you like to try yesterday's? 1.5457 0.03628 350 196 117 37
161 You're in luck. We're just setting up the buffet now. 1.5446 0.03628 325 177 119 29
162 I'm sorry we're out of doggie bags but we do have racoon containers to go 1.5440 0.04129 307 182 83 42
163 Sir, it was you who requested the steak prepared Oscar style. 1.5430 0.04075 302 176 88 38
164 Dolores and John had no idea what “zero waste” dining involved. 1.5430 0.03893 337 198 95 44
165 Allow me to show you yesterday's specials. 1.5418 0.04133 299 176 84 39
166 Yes, it's a little like farm-to-table. 1.5395 0.03878 354 213 91 50
167 Tonight’s special should be right up your alley. 1.5385 0.04134 299 177 83 39
168 I'm afraid the chef remembers your comments from your last visit. 1.5367 0.04097 300 177 85 38
169 And we have, for your consideration, the special of the day before yesterday. 1.5366 0.03976 328 196 88 44
170 Due to the current labor shortage, tonight's dinner theater consists of Cousin Leo's one man rendition of "Stomp." 1.5364 0.04184 302 182 78 42
171 Here is our new ‘street to table’ menu of the evening 1.5362 0.03827 345 204 97 44
172 We're closing, but we can still scrape up something for you. 1.5361 0.03837 319 183 101 35
173 The chef is asking you to give tonight’s special another chance. 1.5354 0.03754 297 163 109 25
174 Steve will show you the catch of the day. 1.5354 0.04046 297 173 89 35
175 Could I, perhaps, interest you in another restaurant? 1.5350 0.03986 314 185 90 39
176 We are currently understaffed, so if you could bus your own table when you’re done that would be great! 1.5350 0.03803 314 178 104 32
177 Our catch of the day is just in. 1.5345 0.03931 333 199 90 44
178 Relax, it's the next table. 1.5333 0.03758 300 166 108 26
179 Honestly, sir, all the specials tonight are garbage. 1.5331 0.04295 287 174 73 40
180 I'm sorry to say our violinist is isolating, and that tonight's entertainment will be Sergio and his one-man rendition of "Stomp!" 1.5324 0.04575 278 176 56 46
181 You wrote on your review that you’d rather eat trash…. Bon apatite 1.5318 0.04351 267 159 74 34
182 Sure, we could box them up for you, or we could all just be honest with ourselves. 1.5304 0.04304 296 183 69 44
183 The chef appreciates your feedback and has some of his own 1.5300 0.04233 300 184 73 43
184 It’s not garbage, it’s garbáge! 1.5290 0.04201 293 177 77 39
185 Our kitchen is committed to complete transparency." 1.5282 0.04007 301 177 89 35
186 For the cheese platter, today we're featuring - Fromage de Forage. 1.5277 0.04398 271 165 69 37
187 We prefer to call it archival food. 1.5271 0.04600 258 160 60 38
188 I’m afraid we are out of fresh vegetables. 1.5267 0.04338 281 172 70 39
189 Would you like to make room for dessert? 1.5265 0.04226 283 170 77 36
190 We will make every effort to retrieve your doggy bag; sorry for the misunderstanding. 1.5259 0.04380 270 164 70 36
191 Would you like flies with that? 1.5257 0.04465 253 152 69 32
192 All of our food is sourced locally... 1.5249 0.03818 341 204 95 42
193 Would it help if we called it something French? 1.5240 0.04210 250 143 83 24
194 Compote? I thought you said compost. 1.5233 0.04333 279 171 70 38
195 Here comes James with the dessert cart now. 1.5232 0.04160 302 185 76 41
196 Tonight's special draws its inspiration from the 5-Second rule. 1.5222 0.04147 293 177 79 37
197 Some call it re-recycling but we prefer locally-sourced ingredients. 1.5215 0.04124 303 185 78 40
198 Well, what did you think 'locally sourced' meant? 1.5213 0.04356 282 175 67 40
199 Happy Anniversary. Your wife ordered for you. 1.5211 0.04462 261 160 66 35
200 Your last review said our food was garbage. I'll show you garbage. 1.5204 0.04425 269 166 66 37
201 So you are interested in seeing yesterday’s specials? 1.5195 0.04529 256 158 63 35
202 We're trying to offer more street food on our menu 1.5192 0.04241 287 176 73 38
203 Yes. We do have value-priced selections. 1.5185 0.04416 243 144 72 27
204 It's the next phase in sustainable dining. 1.5184 0.03916 299 175 93 31
205 Our specialty tonight is leftovers. 1.5179 0.04351 280 174 67 39
206 But Monsieur, your French seemed so perfect, that I simply submitted your order verbatim.... 1.5174 0.04285 259 154 76 29
207 Not garbage...it's garBAGE...French. 1.5166 0.03944 302 179 90 33
208 I'm sorry but the soup is from a can. 1.5160 0.04362 250 149 73 28
209 Tonight's special has a little bit of everything. 1.5158 0.04117 285 171 81 33
210 Let me see whether we have any of that left. 1.5153 0.04249 262 156 77 29
211 This weeks special is a little avant-garde 1.5144 0.04378 243 144 73 26
212 Well, no, I wouldn't exactly call it Farm to Table. 1.5132 0.04213 265 158 78 29
213 May I suggest yesterday’s special? 1.5126 0.04405 238 141 72 25
214 I'm afraid your credit card was declined. We're going to have to ask that you return your meals. 1.5108 0.04286 278 172 70 36
215 Well, while you're waiting to decide, my cousin Ringo will serenade you at your table. 1.5107 0.04433 233 138 71 24
216 I think our chef saw your negative review on Yelp. 1.5100 0.04338 249 149 73 27
217 Just a moment, Sir. Olivier is on his way with the suggestions box. 1.5081 0.04635 246 155 57 34
218 Leftovers? Why, yes, we do serve leftovers. 1.5078 0.04298 258 156 73 29
219 It's no longer on the menu, but we do have it. 1.5077 0.04342 260 159 70 31
220 The Chef appreciates your comments and has prepared a special dish for you 1.5074 0.04327 272 169 68 35
221 I have something that meets your budget. 1.5058 0.04346 257 157 70 30
222 Instead of a menu, you may have the pick of the litter. 1.5057 0.04262 261 158 74 29
223 Well, yes, we do have less expensive options. 1.5045 0.04606 224 136 63 25
224 And finally, our special tonight is “Another Man’s Treasure” 1.5039 0.04592 254 162 56 36
225 Would you be interested in last weeks special? 1.5022 0.04447 229 137 69 23
226 That's not what I meant when I said "the same thing as last week." 1.5021 0.04522 241 149 63 29
227 Victor will now show you tonight's half-priced specials. 1.5021 0.04417 243 148 68 27
228 Our violinist has taken ill. We hope you enjoy Alfredo and the tintinnabulation of his steel drum. 1.5020 0.04513 247 154 62 31
229 I apologize. Thought you had finished it. 1.5020 0.04578 255 163 56 36
230 It appears we have an order of the veal scaloppini after all. 1.5019 0.04238 263 160 74 29
231 We call it farm to table to street back to table. 1.5000 0.04714 228 143 56 29
232 I said compote, not compost. 1.5000 0.04418 228 136 70 22
233 It comes with a side of flies. 1.4979 0.04432 239 146 67 26
234 Can I interest you in some tossed salad? 1.4979 0.04637 233 146 58 29
235 ‘Would you like to see our street food menu?’ 1.4978 0.04634 225 139 60 26
236 We decided to keep some of the outdoor dining ambience 1.4960 0.04314 248 151 71 26
237 We have only limited options in your price range. 1.4955 0.04735 224 141 55 28
238 It's a bit like paella, some of everything. 1.4936 0.04406 235 143 68 24
239 I believe you asked for yesterday's special. 1.4933 0.04622 223 138 60 25
240 We are the first truly zero-waste restaurant in the city… 1.4933 0.04489 223 135 66 22
241 Sir, you ordered the "Chef's Surprise"? 1.4932 0.04426 221 132 69 20
242 Mr Gates, your wife arrived. Should we hide your mistress? 1.4927 0.05157 205 134 41 30
243 All our ingredients are sourced locally 1.4917 0.04507 242 152 61 29
244 Our violin player has the night off, but Luigi will entertain you with his version of the 1812 Overture. Enjoy. 1.4916 0.04602 238 151 57 30
245 I apologize. He is the fastest busboy we've ever had. Would you like your meals back? 1.4915 0.04709 236 152 52 32
246 When you said, "I'd rather eat garbage," he took you quite literally. 1.4915 0.04582 234 147 59 28
247 This late, we only have leftovers. 1.4915 0.04502 234 145 63 26
248 We offer curbside pickup. 1.4910 0.04365 222 132 71 19
249 Sir, I understand you don't believe in the covid vaccine and you don't like wearing a mask. So we are bringing you a new seating arrangement. 1.4906 0.04281 265 166 68 31
250 and here comes my manager right now to receive your complaints 1.4905 0.04879 210 133 51 26
251 Tonight’s special is all you can’t eat. 1.4903 0.04130 257 155 78 24
252 I just wanted to inform you that we’ve started composting, so Jacques will come by to collect your leftovers. 1.4900 0.04859 200 124 54 22
253 You wanted to see what the other table ordered. 1.4898 0.04985 196 123 50 23
254 Angelo would like to discuss your most recent review. 1.4894 0.04647 235 150 55 30
255 We recreated your first date based on your wife’s perspective. 1.4887 0.04826 221 142 50 29
256 It’s locally sourced. 1.4883 0.04445 213 127 68 18
257 While maybe you don't understand French, you did order 'des ordures". 1.4882 0.04815 211 133 53 25
258 When we ordered tossed salad, we didn't mean it literally 1.4875 0.04796 240 159 45 36
259 Certainly, all of our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.4869 0.04355 267 171 62 34
260 You are seated. Here comes your waiter Oscar. By the way he is a grouch. 1.4858 0.04751 212 133 55 24
261 There's one other place we might look for your tooth. 1.4854 0.05044 206 134 44 28
262 George will be showcasing items from our recycled menu. 1.4850 0.04432 233 144 65 24
263 Our model is farm-to-table-to-landfill. 1.4850 0.04302 266 169 65 32
264 Here's what you left on your plates the last time. We'd like to know why. 1.4835 0.04468 242 153 61 28
265 yes, he does work full time at the new yorker - but he has to do this in order to pay for health insureance. 1.4835 0.04506 242 154 59 29
266 It’s actually a raspberry compost tonight, not compote 1.4829 0.04919 205 131 49 25
267 Welcome to Racoon’s. Your waiter will be right with you. 1.4825 0.04671 228 146 54 28
268 Happily, our recycling program offers a unique tasting menu. 1.4821 0.04787 195 120 56 19
269 And now for yesterday's specials. 1.4821 0.04618 195 117 62 16
270 Yes he’s bringing the suggestion box right now sir. 1.4813 0.04670 214 134 57 23
271 It’s all locally sourced. 1.4810 0.04253 237 144 72 21
272 Welcome to Chez Raccoon. This is Lawrence, he will go through today's specials for you. 1.4810 0.05061 210 139 41 30
273 We're ready to receive your feedback 1.4809 0.04445 235 147 63 25
274 The Yelp review did say the food was garbage. 1.4808 0.04671 208 129 58 21
275 Can I interest you in an unappetizer? 1.4806 0.04803 206 130 53 23
276 That's our Suggestion Box 1.4805 0.04584 231 147 57 27
277 Before you order the sushi I need to show you something. 1.4803 0.04777 229 150 48 31
278 We are so sorry, but this table has been reserved for some Sesame Street big shots... 1.4789 0.04961 213 140 44 29
279 Our new menu substantially reduces our carbon footprint. 1.4787 0.04915 188 117 52 19
280 So sorry for his error. Your waiter is retrieving your leftovers now. 1.4778 0.04905 203 130 49 24
281 Today’s specials are “urban forage” 1.4777 0.04472 224 139 63 22
282 We are still looking, your dentures have to be in the building! 1.4776 0.05090 201 132 42 27
283 The all-you-can-eat buffet now comes right to you. 1.4775 0.04591 222 140 58 24
284 Today's special is a tasting menu from local restaurants. 1.4769 0.05054 195 126 45 24
285 Our drinks come in small, medium, large, and American sizes. 1.4760 0.04816 208 133 51 24
286 As innovators in sustainability, we draw tonight's amuse-nez from our curb-to-table menu. 1.4755 0.05032 204 134 43 27
287 Our Chef 's new passion combines foraging with recycling. 1.4754 0.04890 183 113 53 17
288 The chef sends his discards. 1.4754 0.05071 183 116 47 20
289 Yesterday’s Special, sir, as your requested. 1.4751 0.04990 181 113 50 18
290 It’s kind of a… Ratatouille-type thing. 1.4751 0.04560 221 139 59 23
291 Yes, your last review was a bit disappointing, but tonight we've prepared something much better suited to your discriminating palate. 1.4750 0.05206 200 134 37 29
292 You asked for carryout. 1.4749 0.04210 219 130 74 15
293 Slight change in our Sesame Street dinner show. The role of Oscar the Grouch will be played by my brother Giuseppe. 1.4747 0.04623 198 121 60 17
294 We're Compost-to-Table. 1.4740 0.04950 192 122 49 21
295 The bus boy says he didn't hear your request for a doggie bag, but if you want, you can take what you want. 1.4734 0.04881 207 134 48 25
296 And might I interest you in last Tuesday’s daily special? 1.4732 0.04646 224 144 54 26
297 And finally, the compost course. 1.4732 0.04334 224 137 68 19
298 It's our new trash to table concept. 1.4729 0.04700 203 127 56 20
299 Oh, you wanted compote? 1.4726 0.04990 201 131 45 25
300 Our first course is an aged gouda. 1.4726 0.04940 201 130 47 24
301 Our produce is locally sourced. 1.4724 0.04715 199 124 56 19
302 You’re saying the ring was in the pie? 1.4719 0.05355 178 117 38 23
303 The final course tonight will be a locally-sourced artisanal mélange. 1.4718 0.05053 195 127 44 24
304 I would suggest skipping the first course. 1.4713 0.05134 174 110 46 18
305 Just a moment Senator McConnell, a better table is being prepared for you 1.4713 0.05325 174 113 40 21
306 Senator McConnell, this is your life! 1.4712 0.04958 208 137 44 27
307 The chef wants you to know how much he values your opinion. 1.4711 0.04630 225 145 54 26
308 The entire menu is locally sourced. 1.4709 0.04946 206 135 45 26
309 Oh yes, it's a very generous portion of mussels. 1.4706 0.04579 204 126 60 18
310 Do you still want to see the menu? 1.4706 0.04683 204 128 56 20
311 Very good - the Pessimist’s Plate for two! 1.4703 0.04589 219 139 57 23
312 The chef wants to know who asked for their steak well done. 1.4688 0.05111 192 126 42 24
313 A table outside would be lovely this time of year, but that will be a three hour wait. Instead we've arranged for some curbside ambiance to be brought to your table. 1.4688 0.05165 192 127 40 25
314 If Monsieur is not happy with the choice of today's specials, Marcel here will be pleased to show you yesterdays specials. 1.4688 0.05058 192 125 44 23
315 I understand you have reservations. 1.4688 0.04723 192 119 56 17
316 It's why the restaurant is called 'Leftovers'" 1.4674 0.05048 184 118 46 20
317 I assure you Sir, it is just a precaution. 1.4670 0.05029 182 116 47 19
318 I do apologize that the steak was not to your liking, madam, but if your dentures got stuck in it there's only one way to find them. 1.4663 0.05003 208 139 41 28
319 We are boxing up your leftovers. You can look at them for a week at home or throw them straight in here. 1.4663 0.05196 193 129 38 26
320 How do you feel about canned food? 1.4661 0.04467 221 139 61 21
321 The kitchen is closed, but you can still order.' 1.4660 0.04681 191 118 57 16
322 So you are Mr. Anderson, the famous restaurant critic ...? 1.4657 0.04883 204 133 47 24
323 'Good evening Sir, which one of you ordered the well-done steak?' 1.4656 0.04775 189 118 54 17
324 Now that New York is open, we ask that you kindly deposit your face masks, political comments and emotional baggage in this receptacle. 1.4656 0.05061 189 123 44 22
325 Perhaps it would be better not order in French. 1.4653 0.04715 202 128 54 20
326 Or perhaps you would like something from our take-out menu? 1.4650 0.04801 200 128 51 21
327 I assure you sir, no one took your last review to heart. 1.4648 0.04958 213 143 41 29
328 The review you wrote on last week's special? Turns out the chef read it. 1.4647 0.05153 170 108 45 17
329 And, finally, we still have yesterday's special. 1.4647 0.05352 170 111 39 20
330 Welcome to Oscar's. 1.4645 0.04666 211 135 54 22
331 Carson is very sorry he took everything away before you were done. 1.4643 0.04819 196 125 51 20
332 I'm sorry, We ran out of the small containers for your leftovers. 1.4643 0.04644 224 146 52 26
333 Desolé, your server did not realize that you wished to take the leftovers home. 1.4641 0.04796 209 136 49 24
334 Now for your last course. 1.4641 0.04925 181 114 50 17
335 Would you like to hear about last week's specials?" 1.4639 0.04910 194 125 48 21
336 We focus on locally-scavenged ingredients. Tonight’s Special features imported preserved tuna from the dumpster behind Costco. 1.4638 0.04974 207 138 42 27
337 Oui, Le Bistro Français does offer an American buffet. Here's Pierre with it now. One shovel or two? 1.4633 0.04827 218 145 45 28
338 Yes, we have an under $20 menu, Henri is coming over to show you. 1.4632 0.04872 190 121 50 19
339 Joe handles complaints. 1.4632 0.04756 190 119 54 17
340 You used the word "trash" three times in your Yelp review. 1.4631 0.04950 203 134 44 25
341 The supply chain issues have inspired our chef to experiment with exciting new ingredients. 1.4628 0.04733 188 117 55 16
342 We have a whole menu at your disposal. 1.4627 0.05134 201 136 37 28
343 Yes, we do reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.... 1.4627 0.04731 201 128 53 20
344 Yes sir, that's a tureen. 1.4619 0.04907 197 128 47 22
345 Would Monsieur et Madame care to hear our Reduce, Reuse, Recycle specials this evening? 1.4612 0.04586 219 141 55 23
346 The mariachi band is off tonight. In its place, the maître de would like to entertain you with his rendition of STOMP. 1.4611 0.05035 193 127 43 23
347 Tonight’s special is a deconstructed yesterday’s special 1.4607 0.04965 191 124 46 21
348 Your card was declined. We need the meal back. 1.4599 0.04688 187 116 56 15
349 My compliments on your French, monsieur: le spécial d’hier. 1.4590 0.05124 183 120 42 21
350 Your waiter is coming with the tip jar. Keep in mind that he hasn't worked since the beginning of the pandemic. 1.4590 0.04945 183 117 48 18
351 Would you like an unappetizer? 1.4583 0.04542 192 118 60 14
352 Chef enjoyed your critical feedback. 1.4576 0.05002 177 113 47 17
353 There's no special for today, but all of last week's specials are available. 1.4575 0.04501 212 134 59 19
354 And would Monsieur care to use his high school French to order wine as well? 1.4568 0.05545 162 108 34 20
355 No how much we try to create the appearance of indoor dining , you are still eating in our parking lot. 1.4561 0.04423 239 156 57 26
356 My assistant, Gérard, will now show you tonight’s specials. 1.4560 0.05024 182 118 45 19
357 You asked for the chef's surprise. 1.4560 0.04712 182 113 55 14
358 Our Chef's Surprise is on the house. 1.4557 0.04885 158 96 52 10
359 We also serve raccoons 1.4557 0.05721 158 107 30 21
360 Yes, the presentation definitely needs more work. 1.4556 0.05171 169 109 43 17
361 Farm to table... to compost... and back to table. 1.4554 0.04497 202 126 60 16
362 Tonight we'll be assembling the sausage at your table. 1.4550 0.04805 211 140 46 25
363 Welcome to 'Urban Forage!' Mike will be your server. 1.4545 0.04925 187 121 47 19
364 The chef was not offended by your remarks— in fact, he’s invited you to make a choice from his special platter. 1.4536 0.04850 194 126 48 20
365 our appetizer supplies 100% of daily recommended irony. 1.4536 0.04881 183 117 49 17
366 And now our Compost Steward will let you get a whiff of the Exceptional Quality Biosolids that have helped this evening's Salad Greens reach their full potential. 1.4530 0.05163 181 120 40 21
367 Our ingredients are always freshly foraged. 1.4527 0.04566 201 127 57 17
368 Oh … you’ll have to excuse him. He’s not quite used to there being people back in here yet 1.4523 0.04707 199 128 52 19
369 We do not serve that fast-food garbage, ours is made to order 1.4521 0.04727 188 119 53 16
370 Your well done steak is arriving 1.4511 0.05041 184 121 43 20
371 Didn't you see the sign on the door? It says 'We Reserve The Right To Serve Refuse To Anyone.' 1.4508 0.04922 193 127 45 21
372 We offer a unique eating experience here at Encore. 1.4508 0.04922 193 127 45 21
373 Or, would you like the catch of the day? 1.4507 0.04676 213 140 50 23
374 I never really know, sir, whether he's collecting or delivering. 1.4505 0.05141 182 121 40 21
375 We've decided your table no longer sparks joy. 1.4505 0.04812 202 133 47 22
376 I'm sorry sir, but I distinctly heard you request "Coq au bin" 1.4500 0.05594 160 108 32 20
377 Wlould you like to order from our alacart? 1.4498 0.04837 209 140 44 25
378 Well, we got rid of the salad bar last week, but since you insist. 1.4481 0.04753 183 116 52 15
379 Would you like some junk food? 1.4481 0.05000 183 120 44 19
380 And now for our paileo menu. 1.4479 0.05446 163 109 35 19
381 This is our smorgasbord. 1.4469 0.04956 179 116 46 17
382 As part of our new “green menu” we now also offer table side composting. 1.4467 0.04738 197 128 50 19
383 Tonight's special is locally sourced 1.4463 0.05122 177 117 41 19
384 Do we wish to make room for dessert? 1.4459 0.05276 148 94 42 12
385 The chef wanted me to let to know where you could directly voice your complaints. 1.4459 0.05008 148 91 48 9
386 For your appetizer course, we begin with a delightful Brie Debris. 1.4452 0.05586 146 96 35 15
387 You could see it as a subtle suggestion to leave or an invitation to listen to our steel drum recital. 1.4444 0.04871 180 116 48 16
388 We're a little short staffed tonight. Mind taking this out when you leave? 1.4444 0.05446 171 117 32 22
389 No but allow us to simulate outdoor seating… 1.4434 0.04875 212 145 40 27
390 I will see what we can scrape together for you. 1.4423 0.04346 208 131 62 15
391 We’re more of an alley-to-table restaurant. 1.4419 0.04607 172 106 56 10
392 Apologies, you’re credit card was declined and we’ll need the food back” 1.4407 0.05243 177 120 36 21
393 Our catch of the day is raccoon. Would you like to see him? 1.4405 0.05452 168 115 32 21
394 Yes we did see your last Yelp review. 1.4398 0.05088 166 108 43 15
395 Our strolling violinist phoned in sick tonight. Let me ask you, are you a fan of the muppets? 1.4397 0.05638 141 93 34 14
396 You'll need this. 1.4393 0.04802 173 110 50 13
397 We are completely back to normal. No masks and no concern for hygiene 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 17
398 I assumed you understood what “sustainability” meant. 1.4389 0.04931 180 118 45 17
399 I'm afraid we're rather limited in the price range you specified. 1.4386 0.04980 171 111 45 15
400 You've heard of farm-to-table? Well, this is street-to-table. 1.4383 0.05464 162 110 33 19
401 And for the main course, veal Oscar, extra grouchy. 1.4379 0.05551 153 103 33 17
402 Before I bring you a menu can I show you what some other dinners did not like? 1.4378 0.05129 185 126 37 22
403 Of course it's local! 1.4378 0.04954 185 123 43 19
404 Thank you for asking about our discount special. 1.4375 0.05462 144 94 37 13
405 The raccoon experience is what we're known for. 1.4371 0.05273 167 112 37 18
406 Let Andre show you our touchless menu. 1.4363 0.04454 204 131 57 16
407 Perhaps you'd like to reconsider that tip? 1.4362 0.04886 149 92 49 8
408 The chef sends his compliments for your Yelp review. 1.4359 0.05078 156 100 44 12
409 We’re still a bit under staffed but he’ll be back in a moment to take your order! 1.4358 0.04948 179 118 44 17
410 Oscar will be taking care of you tonight. 1.4358 0.05011 179 119 42 18
411 Or if you'd prefer yesterday's special... 1.4358 0.04884 179 117 46 16
412 Please confirm that they’re your dentures. 1.4355 0.05049 186 126 39 21
413 Here comes the chef now to respond to your feedback. 1.4353 0.05336 170 116 34 20
414 Can we start you off with a complimentary Amuse Refuse...? 1.4351 0.05040 154 98 45 11
415 Tonight's Specials are a lot like last night's Specials. 1.4348 0.04850 184 121 46 17
416 We hadn't planned on reopening so soon. 1.4348 0.05121 161 105 42 14
417 So you're insisting on ordering the Chef's Surprise? 1.4345 0.04969 168 109 45 14
418 And today’s special, here at Mar-a-Lago… 1.4345 0.05040 168 110 43 15
419 My apologies sir, your replacement meal is on the way. 1.4343 0.05157 175 118 38 19
420 Are you familiar with our restaurant concept? 1.4341 0.05071 182 123 39 20
421 I gave your requests to the chef and he’s prepared something to suit your taste. 1.4337 0.05225 166 111 38 17
422 This is our "all you can eat" special. 1.4329 0.05053 164 107 43 14
423 In all fairness, you did ask for the locally sourced, zero food waste special. 1.4328 0.04870 201 137 41 23
424 We would like to respond to your previous Yelp review. 1.4327 0.04906 171 111 46 14
425 Our specialty,aromatic-organics harvested from local sources. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
426 Chef Oscar would like to say hello. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
427 Yes, the reviews are accurate. 1.4326 0.05154 178 121 37 20
428 Yes sir, we are a strictly locally sourced operation. 1.4324 0.05088 148 94 44 10
429 Would the lady settle for a mildly refurbished filet of sole? 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
430 What would I recommend? Nothing. 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
431 Who ordered the unpretentious melange of vegetables. 1.4312 0.05581 160 111 29 20
432 Sam wants you to prove there was a toothpick in that salad. 1.4312 0.05064 160 104 43 13
433 I’m sorry sir, but we couldn’t find your retainer 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
434 It’s indoor dining with a street side feel 1.4310 0.04845 174 113 47 14
435 We select our food from the city's finest dining establishments. 1.4307 0.05560 137 90 35 12
436 Since you're here first, you can have the pick of the litter. 1.4305 0.05440 151 101 35 15
437 Today's specials are personalized based on your social media activity, sir. 1.4304 0.05340 158 106 36 16
438 Since your card declined, we’re going to need tonight’s special back. 1.4304 0.05264 158 105 38 15
439 Welcome to Found...would you care to hear about tonight's specials? 1.4303 0.05174 165 110 39 16
440 Focus on the terroir, not the aroma. 1.4303 0.05102 165 109 41 15
441 Our chef is at the vanguard of the urban foraging movement. 1.4303 0.05384 165 113 33 19
442 Regrettably, sir, the chef has issued a recall for the Borscht you just enjoyed. 1.4301 0.04987 186 126 40 20
443 Would you like to see the catch of the day? 1.4295 0.05238 149 97 40 12
444 One Standard American Diet coming right up 1.4295 0.05655 149 102 30 17
445 You chose to be seated 5 minutes before close. This is what we have. 1.4293 0.04846 184 122 45 17
446 Actually, we have quite a few "off the menu" selections. 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
447 Now I'm going to show you what 'garbage' really tastes like, Mr. Bigmouth. 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
448 Most restaurants serve food, but we refuse. 1.4286 0.05657 140 94 32 14
449 Trust me, you’re going to need it. 1.4286 0.05192 161 107 39 15
450 On the plus side we no longer require a tie. 1.4277 0.04931 173 114 44 15
451 The Oscar the Grouch flambé is prepared directly at your table. 1.4277 0.05461 159 109 32 18
452 Oh, the same old -- garbage in, garbage out... 1.4268 0.04742 164 104 50 10
453 And tonight's special is eerily similar to last night's special. 1.4268 0.05122 164 109 40 15
454 My serving assistant, Claude, will now present you with menu items in your selected price range. 1.4261 0.05129 176 120 37 19
455 Oh you said "the service was garbage" we thought you said "serve us garbage" 1.4258 0.05092 155 101 42 12
456 We’re sourcing locally these days. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
457 Like farm to table, only urban. 1.4251 0.05125 167 112 39 16
458 Tonight’s special is “Chef’s Surprise.” 1.4251 0.05264 167 114 35 18
459 We are sorry you’re disappointed with your meal but the chef has a very special suggestion box you can make use of, if you like. 1.4251 0.05264 167 114 35 18
460 We are farm to table and, frequently, table to can. 1.4250 0.05136 160 106 40 14
461 You’re absolutely right, sir. Even one cicada is too many. 1.4246 0.05126 179 123 36 20
462 Let's try that order again in English. 1.4245 0.05103 139 88 43 8
463 It's just a precaution. 1.4244 0.04517 172 108 55 9
464 Since you trashed us in your restaurant column, we decided to recipricate in kind. 1.4244 0.05150 172 117 37 18
465 Yesterday’s special? Excellent choice Sir 1.4244 0.05150 172 117 37 18
466 Yes, everything we serve is organic. 1.4241 0.05334 158 107 35 16
467 For tonight's special, we have pasta a la racoon. 1.4236 0.05711 144 99 29 16
468 Freshly foraged for you 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
469 May I interest you in the Catch of Yesterday? 1.4234 0.05648 137 92 32 13
470 We're out of Stilton, but you might like this. 1.4233 0.05286 163 111 35 17
471 I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to spit out your gum. 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
472 I’m sorry, we’re out of today’s specials, but you’re welcome to choose from yesterday’s selection. 1.4224 0.04956 161 105 44 12
473 I’m sorry, but your card was declined 1.4221 0.05275 154 103 37 14
474 Due to downsizing on Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch will be your waiter. 1.4214 0.05466 140 93 35 12
475 We are sorry that we cleared your table while you were in the restroom. 1.4213 0.04956 178 120 41 17
476 Now we'll find out what today's special is. 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
477 Harry will show you what's on the leftover menu. 1.4211 0.04488 190 123 54 13
478 Herman there can't resist a shortcut. 1.4206 0.05561 126 82 35 9
479 Our menu features locally foraged foods. 1.4205 0.04797 176 116 46 14
480 And for our catch-of-the-day… 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
481 Tonight, Sir, we are going to follow the advice in your online review. 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
482 Now, there are two ways we can do this Yelp review. 1.4198 0.05234 162 110 36 16
483 We now offer tableside composting. 1.4196 0.05737 143 99 28 16
484 Ever since we got trashed in a YELP review he thinks this is funny. 1.4196 0.05290 143 94 38 11
485 I assure you, sir, all of our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.4192 0.04977 167 111 42 14
486 I’m making you an offer of can refuse.” 1.4187 0.05206 160 108 37 15
487 I'll let the headwaiter explain our refund policy. 1.4187 0.05281 160 109 35 16
488 I regret that our regular menu is not available this evening. 1.4186 0.04732 172 112 48 12
489 No, ties are not required, but that polyester jacket will have to go. 1.4185 0.04837 184 124 43 17
490 Oh yes, here’s the buffet now 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
491 tonight, we have a lovely beef garbaggio 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
492 I only hope that what happens next won’t discourage tipping generously. 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
493 I understand you left your partial on your plate. 1.4167 0.05529 156 109 29 18
494 The chef wishes to show his appreciation for your suggestions. 1.4167 0.05261 144 95 38 11
495 It’s a new kind of farm to table. 1.4167 0.05159 180 126 33 21
496 How about yesterday's special! 1.4161 0.04709 161 103 49 9
497 Ah, here comes the cheese course. 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
498 May we show you our freshly trapped game? 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
499 I'm sorry you didn't enjoy your meal. Perhaps you'd like to see the dessert options? 1.4161 0.05254 161 110 35 16
500 I'm sorry, our chef is touchy about guests that send back food. 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
501 We find it saves time 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
502 It's considered a delicacy in France. 1.4160 0.05923 125 85 28 12
503 Sorry for the wait, we're still getting used to the dine-in stage of reopening. 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
504 We just assumed you wanted the same thing your Yelp review said you ordered last time. 1.4152 0.05164 171 118 35 18
505 Tonight’s presentation is from our Alley to Table menu. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
506 Our Back-Alley-to-Table menu is both delicious and environmentally sustainable. 1.4146 0.04886 164 108 44 12
507 The service here is garbage. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
508 The kitchen is currently closed, but shall I show you what you missed? 1.4143 0.05822 140 98 26 16
509 Tonight we are offering a popular urban special. 1.4143 0.05363 140 93 36 11
510 Your dirty martini is here. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
511 Back alley-to-table is the new farm-to-table. 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
512 No! But I can show you what customers didn't like. 1.4133 0.04932 150 97 44 9
513 We now offer curbside pick up 1.4133 0.04932 150 97 44 9
514 All of our beef has been aged. 1.4129 0.05079 155 103 40 12
515 And all of our produce is locally sourced. 1.4129 0.04996 155 102 42 11
516 Our usual violinist called in sick. Tonight's background music will be more percussive. 1.4125 0.05275 160 110 34 16
517 No need to get up. We just noticed something under the table that needs a little attention. 1.4122 0.05721 131 89 30 12
518 And from our new Sustainable Dining menu, we have what we have repurposed from our very own kitchen. 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
519 Our chef left in a huff but we were able to save your entree. 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
520 For tonight’s special we have wild caught raccoon. 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
521 Everything is sourced very locally. 1.4118 0.04907 170 114 42 14
522 Ready for the chef’s surprise?” 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
523 Yesterday's special was very popular, if that is what monsieur wishes. 1.4110 0.04979 163 109 41 13
524 Oh, the waiter took your plate before you were finished? 1.4110 0.05054 163 110 39 14
525 The Urban Foraging Salad is prepared tableside. 1.4101 0.05575 139 95 31 13
526 Yes, but the optimist sees it as half full. 1.4099 0.04943 161 107 42 12
527 Our dessert cart is in the shop. 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
528 unfortunately, we are out of today's special but you're in luck as we've managed to salvage some of yesterday's.. 1.4097 0.05697 144 101 27 16
529 Our food is delicious, we're just NOT very big on presentation. 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
530 Tonight's special is "Another Man's Treasure" 1.4091 0.05180 154 104 37 13
531 We are very proud to be serving sustainable cuisine. 1.4088 0.05064 159 107 39 13
532 No - no violinist. But, Luigi used to be in Stomp. 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
533 Yes, we understand. You forgot to photograph it for Instagram. 1.4083 0.04995 169 115 39 15
534 Our special tonight is a locally-sourced medley of mature vegetables in a piquant sauce. 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
535 You can now have the outdoor dining experience indoors 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
536 We take recycling very seriously here. 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
537 We noticed you only gave us two stars on Yelp last time... 1.4079 0.05058 152 101 40 11
538 Before you speak to the chef, I should warn you—he's a bit of a grouch. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
539 Your gum, sir, is not welcome here. 1.4071 0.05815 140 99 25 16
540 I’m afraid you misread our website - we specialize in foul, not fowl, food. 1.4071 0.05726 140 98 27 15
541 Locally sourced and sustainable 1.4069 0.04844 145 93 45 7
542 We call it 'Raccoon Bistro' for a reason, sir. 1.4067 0.05190 150 101 37 12
543 Tonight’s special is last night’s special from the restaurant across the street. 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
544 Feel free to leave your suggestions in our 'suggestion box'" 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
545 May I suggest our sustainable salad bar? 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
546 Oui, monsieur, we do have a special buffet for those customers that are particularly cost conscious. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
547 Here at Chez Henri we reimagine leftovers 1.4054 0.05237 148 100 36 12
548 and a la carte, we have the dumpster diving special 1.4054 0.05740 148 106 24 18
549 It has nose. 1.4052 0.05740 116 77 31 8
550 We ran out of fresh garbage. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
551 I thought you said 'corned beef and garbage.' 1.4048 0.06190 126 90 21 15
552 The Chef is so flattered by your ‘extra ketchup’ request, he would like to offer you a complimentary dessert. 1.4048 0.05541 126 84 33 9
553 We cater each meal to the person. We have seen your Yelp reviews and you mention trash a lot. 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
554 The chef greatly appreciates your feedback, and would like to offer you a substitute entree. 1.4044 0.05939 136 97 23 16
555 Would you like to know about our catch of yesterday? 1.4043 0.05692 141 99 27 15
556 Our Restaurant Week Prix-Fixe selections offer our chef's take on an 'Urban Forager' theme. Ernesto will be right along to help you get started. 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
557 Don’t mind him. We’re all a little rusty after lockdown. 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
558 Our food is what you would call... organic 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
559 Could you please help us identify the contents of your doggie-bag. 1.4031 0.05980 129 91 24 14
560 When dining moves back indoors, but you miss the smells of NYC. 1.4031 0.05450 129 86 34 9
561 Tonight we are featuring selections from our special Vintage Menu. 1.4030 0.04982 134 86 42 6
562 I think the chef is here with a reply to your note 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
563 Is this your first time dining with us? Let me explain how the menu works. 1.4029 0.05376 139 94 34 11
564 In fact, raccoon is considered a delicacy in many other countries... 1.4029 0.05567 139 96 30 13
565 The food may take a little while, Fred and I are the waitstaff, chef, janitor, host, and dishwasher. 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
566 Madame, Monsieur, today's special is...last week's special. 1.4024 0.05058 169 117 36 16
567 The chef calls it ‘urban foraging’ 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
568 It’s scraps, but we pronounce it scráps. 1.4014 0.05077 147 98 39 10
569 Or, you can choose to relive your days as a radical youth by dumpster diving for your dinner. 1.4014 0.05168 147 99 37 11
570 Tonight's 'can to table' menu is completely locally sourced. 1.4013 0.05219 152 104 35 13
571 Sorry. All we have are leftovers. 1.4013 0.04962 152 101 41 10
572 Look. Just reach in and pull out two masks and we’re good to go. 1.4013 0.05464 152 107 29 16
573 I assure you, it's been barrel aged. 1.4013 0.05258 157 109 33 15
574 "Sorry, we are out of the soup du jour. May I interest you in the soup du yesterday?" 1.4000 0.04600 170 112 48 10
575 'Compost to table,' the chef calls it. 1.4000 0.05185 160 111 34 15
576 and Manuel will prepare your salad table-side. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
577 Actually, we do have something cheaper than "off the menu" 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
578 For here or to go? 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
579 Now something from our organic menu. 1.4000 0.05840 130 91 26 13
580 Of course, sir. Everything we serve is locally sourced. 1.4000 0.05144 165 115 34 16
581 Sorry, but the chef just called in sick. Would you like to sample yesterday's specialties? 1.4000 0.05031 160 109 38 13
582 Hi, my name is Arthur, can I tell you about today’s less than specials? 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
583 Can I interest you in something from the dessert can? 1.4000 0.05185 160 111 34 15
584 Please, be patient. We have no idea what we're doing. 1.4000 0.05382 135 91 34 10
585 If you think the first course was bad… 1.4000 0.05584 135 93 30 12
586 Tossed salad, anyone 1.4000 0.05307 145 99 34 12
587 It's our take on farm-to-table. 1.3987 0.04995 158 107 39 12
588 our house Garbage salad is prepared tableside 1.3987 0.05434 153 108 29 16
589 He has become obsessed with recycling. hold onto your glasses. 1.3986 0.05684 138 97 27 14
590 Sorry, we don’t get many people with the last name ‘Raccoon’ 1.3985 0.05937 133 95 23 15
591 Farm to table is passé. Trash to table is the nouveau rage. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
592 The chef calls it sustainable dining. 1.3975 0.05006 161 110 38 13
593 We specialize in leftovers. 1.3974 0.05239 151 104 34 13
594 Tonight's special is Veal Oscar the Grouch. 1.3973 0.05453 146 102 30 14
595 Folks, do you mind if we just drop the pretense? 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
596 We do specialize in street food, sir. 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
597 For our reopening, the specials this evening were locally harvested. 1.3971 0.05837 136 97 24 15
598 Sparkling, tap, or bin 1.3971 0.05648 136 95 28 13
599 Please leave now or we'll have to throw you out. 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
600 I'm sorry you didn't enjoy your meal. My brother, however, is not 1.3964 0.06175 111 77 24 10
601 Welcome to Le Garbage, New York’s premier freegan dining experience. Can I start you off with some appetizers? 1.3962 0.05280 159 112 31 16
602 Hello, welcome to Hell for low tippers. What can I get for you this eternity? 1.3961 0.05246 154 107 33 14
603 Chef has prepared a foraging menu upon your request. 1.3958 0.05506 144 101 29 14
604 We feel this just simplifies things when you order the chard 1.3957 0.05366 139 95 33 11
605 Welcome to Le Gourmet. Did you say something about coupons? 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
606 Chef Oscar has learned of your displeasure and is coming to speak with you... 1.3955 0.05804 134 95 25 14
607 Luca will now guide you through the produce on today's menu" 1.3955 0.05804 134 95 25 14
608 The special, sir. Shall I spread it out or will you knock it over yourself? 1.3953 0.05867 129 91 25 13
609 Yes,The Dump Cake ingredients are locally sourced. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
610 We’re reducing waste with our new trash-to-table initiative. 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
611 Tonight our special includes a deconstructed foraged eco-friendly feast for the senses. 1.3946 0.05159 147 100 36 11
612 Yes that is Oscar the Grouch, but no pictures please. 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
613 “I don’t recommend the takeout menu.” 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
614 I’m sorry, we’re short staffed, but your waiter will take your order right after he dumps the trash. And unclogs the backed-up toilet. And finishes clearing a few tables. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
615 Our Chef wanted to serve your special request in person. 1.3931 0.05647 145 104 25 16
616 Our self-serve options combine affordability with adventure. 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
617 Would you care to see our compost-to-table menu? 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
618 What did you think the name Kitchen on the Alley meant? 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
619 I’m afraid to tell you our new indoor dining policy for unvaccinated diners requires you to eat with a garbage can over your head. 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
620 My brother would like to show you what other diners did not care for. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
621 Now for the ‘Pièce de Résistance’…please keep an open mind 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
622 Look, you've read the Yelp reviews. This should come as no surprise. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
623 The chef has partly agreed to your substitution request. 1.3916 0.05160 143 97 36 10
624 An amuse-bouche, compliments of our chef who just read the yelp review from your last visit. 1.3916 0.05704 143 103 24 16
625 I must apologize. We're out of the Chateaubriand. If I may, I can suggest today's special, Sloppy Joes. It's prepared tableside by Joe. 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
626 Our restaurant deeply embraces the foraged food movement. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
627 Our new menu includes the Reduce, Reuse and Recycle dinner special. 1.3913 0.05187 138 93 36 9
628 Your freshly tossed salads sir. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
629 It's a precaution we take when folks from the Midwest order escargot. 1.3907 0.05477 151 108 27 16
630 Now, for our post-apocalyptic dessert… 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
631 I should have specified that catch of day isn’t limited to seafood. 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
632 We noticed your negative Yelp review. 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
633 Yes, it comes with a side of flies. 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
634 Before I bring the check, we’d like to show you the remains of a patron who left only an 8% tip. 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
635 It's the next phase of our composting program. You server will toss your salad tableside. 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
636 We use a unique fermentation process for our steak sauce. 1.3893 0.06089 131 96 19 16
637 We will be more than happy to help you retrieve your lost Invisalign, sir. We'll be here until midnight so take your time! 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
638 While you're waiting for your Banana Flambé, Mario would like to entertain you with a short percussion piece he's been working on. 1.3893 0.05529 149 107 26 16
639 The chef “appreciates” your suggestions and has whipped up something “off menu” just for the two of you. Enjoy. 1.3893 0.05013 149 101 38 10
640 Everything on the menu is locally sourced from right here in the neighborhood. 1.3893 0.05191 149 103 34 12
641 Its the latest in haute cuisine...its ‘post cuisine 1.3893 0.05447 149 106 28 15
642 Zut alors! You ordered ordures? That is NOT the same as hors d’oeuvres monsieur! 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
643 I'm sorry to inform you that our chef has been canned. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
644 For here, or to take out" 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
645 It’s too much trouble to send it back to the chef. 1.3884 0.05674 121 83 29 9
646 You can order it, but Angelo is pretty sure you’re not gonna like it. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
647 You ordered from the compost menu? 1.3884 0.05674 121 83 29 9
648 Yes Sir! We Source Only 100% Reusable Ingredients 1.3882 0.04944 152 103 39 10
649 Your dissatisfaction with your dinner has been noted, so the chef is sending out something he knows you will like. 1.3881 0.05696 134 95 26 13
650 We have some new a la carte options. 1.3878 0.04965 147 99 39 9
651 Today's specials are at throw-away prices 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
652 The staff shortage means you'll need to clear your own table. 1.3876 0.05856 129 92 24 13
653 Might the lady and gentleman like to see what others have already tasted? 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
654 This is the way we serve well done steak with ketchup. 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
655 I’m sorry, the kitchen is closed. But Harold’s been foraging, if we might tempt sir and madam? 1.3871 0.05368 155 111 28 16
656 When you are vaccinated and can finally go to a restaurant but the kitchen staff is still working from home. 1.3869 0.05507 137 96 29 12
657 The food? Great! The presentation’s just trash. 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
658 We're featuring our no-waste, scrap-to-table menu tonight! 1.3862 0.04912 145 97 40 8
659 I won't have what he's having. 1.3858 0.06025 127 92 21 14
660 Sir, we are bringing a special receptacle for your opinions. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
661 And the chef has requested that we send it back to you in a manner consistent with the sophistication of your palate. 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
662 I understand, ma'am, but I must remind you that this is a zero-waste establishment. 1.3852 0.05041 135 90 38 7
663 Frankly, having only one table is rarely a problem. 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
664 Pierre's shift is over. Just throw your plates away when you're done. Enjoy the rest of your meal. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
665 Yes, of course. Locally sourced. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
666 We've had some supply-chain issues. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
667 Do you wish composting at the table or after dinner? 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
668 The chef’s surprise is, well, a surprise. 1.3840 0.05768 125 88 26 11
669 Would the two of you like to try something that Chef has been marinating for the past 48 hours? 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
670 Last chance to have a look at the catch of the day. 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
671 You know what they say: garbage in, garbage out. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
672 And for tonight's specials, Rene is bringing over the display. 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
673 I wouldn’t recommend the special. 1.3835 0.05088 133 89 37 7
674 Could I interest you in something off our à la can menu? 1.3833 0.05939 120 85 24 11
675 Claire realized the Homer's French was substandard when he ordered ordure instead of hors d'oeuvre. 1.3833 0.06056 120 86 22 12
676 Tonight we’re offering tableside entertainment from STOMP 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
677 It's the next big thing in street food. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
678 Yes it is a la carte. He's bringing the carte over now. 1.3828 0.05882 128 92 23 13
679 Sir, may I suggest that you repeat your order in English? 1.3828 0.05334 128 87 33 8
680 Perhaps a little something to take home to the cat? 1.3826 0.05324 115 76 34 5
681 We are terribly sorry, but he dropped the engagement ring and refused to dig it out. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
682 We've had supply chain issues. 1.3824 0.05225 136 93 34 9
683 Tonight's special is Racoon poached in its own garbage can. 1.3821 0.05945 123 88 23 12
684 Deepsest apologies, I know you had a reservation, but we have a celebrity muppet dining with us this evening. 1.3821 0.06056 123 89 21 13
685 We call it Curb-to-Table. 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
686 Due to State COVID requirements, we'll need to destroy your clothes before you order. 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
687 Well, in his defence, you did snap your fingers and yell “Garcon” across the restaurant. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
688 No menu until you spit out your gum, folks. 1.3817 0.05020 131 87 38 6
689 Ah, here comes the “chef’s surprise” 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
690 Shall I show you tonight's specials? 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
691 And if you still can't find your wedding ring, please enjoy a dessert compliments of the chef. 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
692 Just don't ask to see the dessert cart. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
693 I’m afaid our chef has gone beyond the pail. 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
694 Don’t worry; it’s vegan. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
695 Farm to Table is out. Waste to Taste is in. 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
696 Would you like to see our day old menu? 1.3802 0.05411 121 82 32 7
697 Our restaurant does both farm to table and table back to farm. It keeps it fresh that way. 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
698 That's right, pal. We're still serving that same old garbage. 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
699 Everything we serve is fresh, local, and repurposed. 1.3798 0.05300 129 88 33 8
700 I must say the new chef's approach to ratatouille is a bit avant-garde. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
701 Yes, but our wines are actually quite good. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
702 This is Frank. He's in charge of composting. 1.3791 0.05408 153 111 26 16
703 One man’s trash is another man’s tapas. 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
704 I forgot to warn you. Santos does not like it when you send your order back to the kitchen. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
705 It’s my mistake, Mr. Raccoon. I just assumed. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
706 The special of the day is fresh and it’s been locally sourced 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
707 The specials for today are dumpster-diving Dover sole and day old duck dumplings. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
708 HQ has just informed me that we're not, in fact, out of fettuccine. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
709 Is he coming in or going out? 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
710 Our vegan appetizer is compost this evening. 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
711 Our special today was scavenged from the finest residential streets. 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
712 Your vegan burger on gluten-free wholemeal with extra salad, hold the fries and mayonnaise...with the chef's compliments. 1.3780 0.05908 127 92 22 13
713 Francois is taking our review in The Times a little hard. 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
714 You asked what we have that's easy on the pocketbook? 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
715 «This is the best we can do to offer you the real NY experience» 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
716 It's not what you ordered, but it's what you're having . . . 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
717 Sir, you ordered the steak Oscar-Style. 1.3778 0.05746 135 98 23 14
718 Sorry, I forgot you requested doggie bags, but we can easily sort this out ... 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
719 We're sorry you didn't enjoy this evening's meal. Would madam like to see the dessert cart? 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
720 You had to order in French… 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
721 Sorry but we're only serving leftovers tonight. 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
722 Would you like to see some samples from our menu? 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
723 Ah, here comes our sampling menu now. 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
724 I’m sure John could scrape together a couple of servings of yesterday’s daily special if you would prefer. 1.3769 0.05380 130 90 31 9
725 The chef did not take kindly to your request for ketchup. 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
726 Bear with us. We’re still working on the French for ‘doggy bag’. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
727 Potluck menu is recommended….. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
728 Can we offer you anything from our deserted cart? 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
729 We're especially proud of Chef's "repurpose, reuse and recycle" tasting menu. Bon apetit! 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
730 Two fruit composts coming up. 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
731 Tonight we are featuring our veal Oscar. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
732 Today is National Homeless Cuisine Day. Here is your menu. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
733 Today's special? Let me see what we have... 1.3740 0.05235 131 90 33 8
734 The chef has quit and the Kitchen is on strike, would you like to choose an appetizer? 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
735 I’m sorry, no. It wasn’t a typo. We have the best trashed potatoes in the city 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
736 For your next course, we endeavored to recreate the aromatic experience of summer in New York City 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
737 Your waiter will be Oscar, the grouch 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
738 Very good sir, two for the All You Can Eat special. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
739 One should never, EVER, order the "chef's surprise"! 1.3731 0.05154 134 92 34 8
740 Sir, you DID order the garbage salad! 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
741 We always mix the house salad at the table 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
742 Here's Charles to tell you about our Zero Waste menu. 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
743 May we interest you in our famous table side preparation of Dumpster Diver Scallops? 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
744 We now ask you to dispose of your cell phones in case you try to attempt a Yelp review. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
745 Your waiter will be right over with tonight's specials. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
746 We save you the trouble of taking it home and putting it in your fridge. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
747 Okay, sir. Yesterday’s soup of the day it is. 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
748 This saves us all a lot of time. 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
749 Yes sir, we do have a cheap menu. 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
750 All our produce is organic and responsibly sourced 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
751 We have a large container for your leftovers! 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
752 afraid it's pot luck tonite, sir. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
753 In that case, might I interest you in yesterday’s special? 1.3714 0.05104 140 97 34 9
754 Here comes Claude with the specials. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
755 Let’s just say this is the sequel to “farm to table.” 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
756 Perhaps you would enjoy a selection from our ‘dollar menu’ 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
757 Our sign does not say homestyle meals. It says 'homeless style meals'. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
758 Due to restaurant worker shortage, your waiter will perform a one man version of the 1812 Overture. 1.3704 0.05924 135 101 18 16
759 Our speciality this evening is junk food 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
760 It's our own special spin on pot luck! 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
761 While waiting we invite you to relax and enjoy our tableside staging of "Stomp". 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
762 We are quite strict about requiring gentlemen to wear a tie. 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
763 Management requests your patience during the current labor dispute. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
764 Tonight, your dinner will be served 'racoon style'. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
765 We have a strict seating policy for antivaxers. 1.3704 0.05538 135 97 26 12
766 We've taken farm-to-table to the next level. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
767 Our raccoon special, Madam. 1.3701 0.06103 127 95 17 15
768 We're out of cheescake, but we can offer you a part in our Beckett play" 1.3701 0.05895 127 93 21 13
769 As you're about to see, nothing is wasted. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
770 Chef Jacques has an alternative suggestion to your request. 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
771 Soup de Jour or Soup Yester-Jour? 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
772 Our menu tonight features leftovers. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
773 The coupon clearly says, ""Tony's. Where you never pay for presentation." 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
774 You ordered the buffet? 1.3692 0.05138 130 89 34 7
775 And we're known for the size of our doggie bags 1.3692 0.05138 130 89 34 7
776 Might I interest you in yesterday's specials? 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
777 We're now offering a 'no middle man' menu. 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
778 I humbly request we try that order again in English. 1.3684 0.06263 114 84 18 12
779 Why yes, our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.3684 0.05695 133 97 23 13
780 It is a French restaurant, Sir. You said you were ready for les ordures, and we took you at your word. 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
781 It turns out we aren't out of lobster salad after all. 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
782 We're featuring previously tossed salad. 1.3675 0.06261 117 87 17 13
783 If you think the service is trash, wait until you see today’s special… 1.3675 0.05897 117 84 23 10
784 It saves time 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
785 Tap, sparkling or naturally harvested organic rain? 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
786 At this establishment, we pronounce it gar-BAHGE. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
787 We’d like to apologize in advance. It’s been a while. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
788 Our menu is 100% locally sourced and sustainable. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
789 Sure, you can see the manager, but I want to warn you that he is a widely known grouch. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
790 Today's special is a delicious farm-to-table-to-trash-to-table self-serve surprise. Bon Appetit! 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
791 Ah, I see your friend from Sesame Street will be joining you this evening. 1.3667 0.06027 120 88 20 12
792 Our camembert has been aged over a year. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
793 You misunderstood. This is a dumpster to table restaurant. 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
794 We regret to inform you the pheasant has escaped. 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
795 The chef has prepared something special for you to thank you for your YELP review. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
796 This next dish is called, "Another Man's Treasure." 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
797 One $3.99 all-you-can-eat special coming up. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
798 American portion sizes have gotten out of control. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
799 As you can see, all our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
800 Unfortunately, your card was declined. 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
801 Please excuse the presentation of your well-done steaks, but the chef insisted. 1.3659 0.05324 123 85 31 7
802 We do our dumpster diving near the finest restaurants. 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
803 And now, we are very excited to present our back alley street-food experience. 1.3659 0.05448 123 86 29 8
804 Pierre will show you the Night Owl specials. 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
805 I'm sorry, the Chef's Special didn't turn out well tonight. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
806 Here is your to-go carton. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
807 Ah yes the Raccoonatouille is slightly different from the Ratatouille 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
808 I see you've chosen our eco-friendly "No Food Waste" special. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
809 It's very much like the Paleo Diet. 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
810 I'm afraid the chef you're requesting decided to move back to Sesame Street. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
811 Yes, of course it's fresh. 1.3652 0.06092 115 84 20 11
812 Tonight's special is our playful take on a classic smorgasbord. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
813 This is as locally sourced as it gets. 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
814 All of our ingredients are foraged locally. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
815 So, Mr. Ray Koons, I can explain. The reservation book said Raccoons.., 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
816 Your card was denied. 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
817 Would you like to start your meal with a freshly tossed salad? 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
818 The menu clearly stated the dessert included "compost" not "compote" 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
819 Any dietary restrictions or allergies? 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
820 And here's Jean Claude with the dessert cart for our five percent tippers. 1.3636 0.05819 132 98 20 14
821 I'll let Pierre take you through our 'waste-not, want-not' specials for this evening. 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
822 We discourage late reservations. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
823 And now for our Steak Oscar 1.3636 0.06291 110 81 18 11
824 The chef appreciates your discerning palate and your feedback. 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
825 FRESH was an unfortunate typo on our menu. 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
826 The kitchen closed at 10, I’m afraid. But we would hate for you to go away hungry. 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
827 He's bringing the Soup of the Month over right now. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
828 We seem to have misplaced your leftovers. 1.3629 0.05764 124 90 23 11
829 Would you like seconds? 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
830 Well, there is one serving left... 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
831 Yes, sir, we do have a fixed menu that won’t cost ‘an arm and a leg’ 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
832 First, we'll spoil your appetite. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
833 Can I interest you in last evening’s specials? 1.3622 0.04958 127 86 36 5
834 Er, sir, you'll have to dispose of your negative thoughts before we proceed 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
835 And now, a little night music. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
836 Everyone's a critic! 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
837 And for those of you into probiotics, we now offer a new level of fermentation… 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
838 We call it coq au bin. 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
839 Madam I assure you it’s locally sourced. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
840 You wanna tell me one more time how the food here is garbage? 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
841 Apologies, we’ve run out of doggie bags. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
842 We needed a solution to the employees eating the leftovers. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
843 Could we interest you in our organic compost salad? 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
844 He's a retired garbage collector, but he's great at clearing tables. 1.3607 0.05342 122 85 30 7
845 Tonight we're featuring our strolling percussionist. 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
846 We’ve had to cut the middle men! 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
847 We are trying something a little different this week 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
848 The daily special is prepared at your table from locally sourced, heirloom ingredients." 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
849 He’s still in training, but he’s really picking things up. 1.3600 0.05003 125 85 35 5
850 Yes sir, we did find your doggie bag you left here last night. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
851 The chef says you need to select your own cicadas." 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
852 We noticed you didn’t finish your vegetables the last time you were here. 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
853 You said you wanted the same as the table next to you. 1.3596 0.05305 114 78 31 5
854 I’m sorry, but we ran out of doggie bags 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
855 Joe will show you what other customers disliked before you make this evening’s selection 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
856 The pandemic disrupted our supply chain, but we do have options. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
857 Are you certain that you said “compote”? 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
858 You requested a to-go container for your Labrador retrievers, sir? 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
859 Oscar will be taking care of you this evening. 1.3588 0.05741 131 97 21 13
860 Sorry, but this table is reserved for Mr. Grouch, I apologize for the inconvenience. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
861 I have to apologize in advance for recommending the chef's choice tonight. 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
862 We have a Michelin star from the tire shop next door. 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
863 For God’s sake Frank, use a tray. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
864 Ummm ... seconds ? 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
865 An excellent choice. It’s a delicious fish, but very boney. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
866 I regret ordering the "silver bin surprise" over the "blue plate special." 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
867 Hector will tell you about tonight's "waste not, want not" specials. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
868 In honor of the tip from your last visit, we've designed a personal menu just for you 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
869 Before the pandemic we were doing “farm to table,” but now we’re doing”table to trash.” 1.3565 0.06199 115 86 17 12
870 You did not disclose you are Americans, and I am very sorry but we must escort you both through the alley, you understand. 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
871 This is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted takeout. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
872 Welcome to the Trump International. Today we'll be starting you off with QAnon ala Flambe. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
873 We begin tonight with a little gift from the chef. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
874 Due to recent supply chain issues, we've switched to a more local supplier. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
875 Welcome to half price Monday. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
876 Allow me to explain our foraging concept to you. 1.3559 0.05180 118 81 32 5
877 You're gonna need it. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
878 Our special today is yesterday's special 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
879 The State has mandated "instant composting" at the table. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
880 Chef Pierre says if you insist on ordering le ketchup with l’escargot, then you should also try le garbage. 1.3558 0.06397 104 77 17 10
881 By popular demand we are bringing back last night’s special 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
882 The governor said we could loosen restrictions 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
883 For starters, I recommend the tossed salad. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
884 Tonight we are featuring our "landfill to table" menu. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
885 Sir, your dentures are nowhere to be found. 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
886 Sincerest apologies but our kitchen closed an hour ago. Would you like a sampling for our earlier special? 1.3554 0.05968 121 90 19 12
887 ‘We source only the finest ingredients from the restaurant next door’ 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
888 Welcome to the most popular restaurant on Sesame Street. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
889 My name is Armond and our special this evening is Leftovers 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
890 We also provide convenient recycling. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
891 Which of you asked for the organic buffet 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
892 Regretfully, your order is sold out. Can we interest you in yesterday’s special? 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
893 We offer fine dining and waste management. 1.3543 0.05065 127 88 33 6
894 We’re very misunderstood on Yelp. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
895 My colleague, Harry, will now show you tonight’s specials. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
896 Sorry, this table is reserved for Oscar the Grouch. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
897 Everybody loves leftovers. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
898 Pierre will be happy to show you what kind of garbage we serve here ! 1.3537 0.05444 147 110 22 15
899 I believe the chef took offense at your characterization of his entree. 1.3535 0.06628 99 74 15 10
900 You've been coming here for five years and have never been satisfied with your meal. Tonight we are going to save a little time. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
901 My twin will be serving you the next course. 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
902 We are out of Styrofoam boxes. 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
903 Yes, The Grouch is dining here. No, he does not appreciate photos. 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
904 I wasn’t aware that “The Raccoon Diet” was a thing...but we have this? 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
905 Might I suggest the Bordeaux? It pairs beautifully with your Trump steaks. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
906 Here come your leftovers. Sorry, but we ran out of doggie bags. 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
907 …and this is our not-so-special for today. 1.3529 0.05672 136 102 20 14
908 We provide a reverse eating experience. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
909 Excellent choice, ma’am! 1.3529 0.05145 119 82 32 5
910 It's dry with notes of tennis shoe, fan belt and ashtray with overtones of litter pan and galvanized. 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
911 And now, Voila! The Chef’s Surprise! 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
912 You may redeem that coupon for tonight's special. 1.3525 0.05390 139 102 25 12
913 Todays special is a variant of yesterdays special. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
914 Would it be better if we wore a mask? 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
915 You’re just in time for the catch of the day! 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
916 Let me show you why they are half price. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
917 Would you be interested in the catch of the day? 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
918 Yes, 'Alley to table' is how we made our name. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
919 I'm sorry ... the chef insists you eat everything that was on your plate. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
920 May I suggest the spaghetti, prime rib, fish, escargot and trifle cassoulet? 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
921 We just wanted you to see what happens when you send back a lovingly prepared meal. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
922 We aim to be fully 'zero waste' by next year. 1.3509 0.05973 114 84 20 10
923 For guests requesting doggie bags, you pick it out yourself. 1.3509 0.06102 114 85 18 11
924 We will show you yesterdays specials 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
925 One man’s trash is another man’s dinner. 1.3509 0.05973 114 84 20 10
926 Who ordered the Grouch? 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
927 Yes, we are also excited the restrictions have been lifted, but we closed an hour ago! 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
928 New rules for CoVID-19: you bus your own table. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
929 I'm sorry sir but your card has been declined. 1.3504 0.06108 117 88 17 12
930 We may have found your wallet. 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
931 The chef took offense when you sent back the Coq Au Vin. 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
932 We also offer curbside pickup." 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
933 . . . and you can always order off the menu. 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
934 We’ve reverse engineered the deconstructed dinner. 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
935 I apologize... but can you tell him you really ordered garbage and not cabbage? 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
936 We're cutting out the middleman. 1.3492 0.04823 126 86 36 4
937 Who ordered the freegan option? 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
938 May we recommend today’s leftover special? 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
939 We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone. 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
940 Today's special is really offal. 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
941 Sorry to bother you, sir. It’s about your jacket. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
942 Before the first course, we highly encourage you to purge all of your post- Covid expectations for the evening, including but not limited to a rekindling of dormant romantic notions and richly compelling conversation. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
943 We don't have any specials today, but I can show you yesterday's. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
944 Would you like the "Farm to Can to Table" menu or the "Farm to Table to Can" menu? 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
945 Sorry…our policy is if you can’t pay for your meal you must give it back 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
946 It's actually French; it's pronounced garbàge. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
947 I'm afraid a Mr. Oscar has reserved this table. 1.3478 0.06181 115 87 16 12
948 It's simply more efficient this way. 1.3478 0.05665 92 63 26 3
949 Compliments of the valet you didn’t tip. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
950 I believe Madame had the steak Oscar? 1.3474 0.06820 95 72 13 10
951 Larry handles our "hidden menu" items. 1.3471 0.04939 121 83 34 4
952 Tonight’s special features canned goods 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
953 I'm sorry folks, but this restaurant has a "no cellphone" policy. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
954 Time to submit your reviews 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
955 He's really taken the loss of our Michelin star very hard. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
956 My brother will now show you "the catch of the day." 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
957 Our back alley special is 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
958 Would you like any wine to accompany your mélange? 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
959 We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
960 The chef's scraps are to die for. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
961 We are famous for our hefty portions. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
962 A la trash menu 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
963 Our special tonight is Wagyu grilled enoki with soba noodles, chinese cabbage, confit egg yolk and Lamb rump fermented radish. Serving you this evening will be Arnaldo, our dumbwaiter. 1.3462 0.06662 104 80 12 12
964 I can assure you that all our food is sustainably recycled. It's a shame to waste good food. 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
965 Yes, it’s all you CAN eat. 1.3455 0.05236 110 76 30 4
966 Our menus are in French and you ordered "La Poubelle". 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
967 You wanted to know what the other customers had ordered. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
968 Apologies, the chef scrapped the entire menu. 1.3451 0.05148 113 78 31 4
969 We're calling it 'compost to table'. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
970 Our special tonight is both prix-fixe and all-you-can-eat. 1.3451 0.06129 113 85 17 11
971 Would you like to view our specials?" 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
972 We ran out of doggie bags. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
973 This is our Oscar the Grouch special for tonight. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
974 This is the fired chef's last day. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
975 Our Trash-to-Table Menu is reasonably priced and always locally sourced. 1.3448 0.06011 116 87 18 11
976 Our special tonight is an elegant compost of locally sourced legumes. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
977 I’m sorry sir but we no longer provide doggy bags.” 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
978 We have a new chef, and this just saves time. 1.3445 0.05778 119 88 21 10
979 I can recommend Bin 32. Ageing vintage with complex bouquet. 1.3445 0.05900 119 89 19 11
980 Chef’s Choice tonight comes with a side of canned music. 1.3445 0.05900 119 89 19 11
981 We’re low on staff so if you don’t mind dumping this on the way out? 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
982 Tonight we have a selection of many fine ideologies... 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
983 It is such a pleasure to meet someone who doesn’t need the menu translated. Une Poubelle is a unique adventure every week and will make a memorable first date. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
984 Yes, we serve contemporary raccoon cuisine 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
985 Welcome to Freegan’s Cafe. Would you like to see today’s special? 1.3441 0.06751 93 70 14 9
986 You don't really have a dog...do you? 1.3440 0.04965 125 87 33 5
987 Your tasting menu has arrived. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
988 Excellent choice, sir. 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
989 Perhaps the kitchen could comp you your dessert? 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
990 Henri will be showing you the chef's special now. 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
991 We have two specials tonight: a Beef Wellington with grilled asparagus, and a full-time custodial position with excellent benefits. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
992 We’re bringing the outdoor dining experience inside 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
993 While chef prepares your entree Arturo here will entertain you with his interpretation of the classic, Uptown Funk. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
994 Is the waiter trash talking again? 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
995 Your previous server would like a word with you about the tip you left him. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
996 Perhaps a brief serenade from "Stomp" as you choose your entre. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
997 Actually, we revere the right to serve refuse to anyone. 1.3426 0.06467 108 83 13 12
998 I'm sorry, Sir, but your card was declined. 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
999 I'm afraid we'll be offering a somewhat limited menu this evening. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1000 Didn’t you read the reviews? It’s literally trash. 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1001 Oh, so now you want a fine dining experience. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1002 Are you sure you’d like to leave us negative feedback? 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1003 The next dish will be prepared tableside. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1004 We got a new chef, you may need this for later... 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1005 Would you like to throw your money away now, or later? 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1006 This season, Chef has created a unique Alley-to-Table menu. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1007 Might I recommend our stinky cheese? 1.3413 0.05873 126 96 17 13
1008 I recommend Raccoon-Ragoo, a house favorite for its presentation 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1009 Voila, the ultimate street food experience. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1010 Each dinner, such as it is, you understand, begins with a complimentary piece of performance art. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
1011 Jacques will take your ordure. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1012 For tonights special, urban fusian.. 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
1013 Yes we can split the garbage salad. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1014 Tonight you’ll be dining a la can 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
1015 It’s the new haute cuisine TrashToTable 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1016 I'll let Alphonso tell you about today's specials. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1017 Might I interest you in some desert? 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1018 Sorry, we’re out of that — oh, wait a minute, here comes Bert who seems to have located two portions. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1019 Instead of having you stand in a line, we've chosen to bring the buffet to your table 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1020 Everything we serve is table-to-farm. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1021 We source everything locally. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1022 In my defense, "roughage" and "rubbish" sound almost exactly the same. 1.3393 0.06412 112 87 12 13
1023 Yes sir I did pass on your suggestion to the Chef, he’s sending someone out to deal with you right away 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
1024 After reading your previous online reviews the chef has decided not to waste his time. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1025 Would you like to see the specials? 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1026 What do you expect when you order fish on Monday? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1027 And Vito is here to back me up when I say “Nobody doesn’t finish the pasta.” 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1028 I told him to put a lid on it. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1029 Ah, here he comes. Now you can choose what you want from the buffet. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1030 No, no, it’s FINE you switched back to the Seafood Special. We saved it for you just in case. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1031 I can offer you something off of yesterday's menu. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1032 You’re in luck! Tonight we are featuring a very special appearance from the owner himself....Oscar! 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1033 Fusing two of the most recent culinary trends, we present: street-to-table 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1034 Oh, you would like to order. I thought you said, "ordures." 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1035 Tonight's Special is what Table 12 didn't think was so special. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1036 The second course is coming shortly 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1037 Today’s special is a locally sourced urban street food. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1038 I can't recommend tonight's special, sir. There's been an incident. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1039 Oh, don’t mind him, someone in the kitchen lost a finger. 1.3366 0.06642 101 78 12 11
1040 Fair warning, the chef is quite grouchy. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1041 Here comes our chef to prepare it right at your table! 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1042 I regret to inform you we have the right to refuse service 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1043 We have compost vichyssoise 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1044 I know this looks like a restaurant, but it's just a high end garbage depot. 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1045 Usually we don’t serve junk food, but I’ll see what I can do. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1046 I'm sorry, we got l'ordure wrong. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1047 Look, we know our food sucks so we're going to cut right to the chase... 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1048 No messieurs, I'm afraid that this is not just a simple misunderstanding.... 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
1049 In honor of Earth Day, our chef has composed a special menu using only reclaimed ingredients. Please enjoy. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1050 Sorry, we tossed your leftovers but Larry will try to locate them. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1051 What makes you think we serve garbage here 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1052 We don’t normally serve canned foods. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1053 Leftovers? Did you bring your own bag or would you like to purchase one of ours? 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1054 My regrets, monsieur, your Caption Contest entry won't fit into a doggy bag. 1.3362 0.05991 116 88 17 11
1055 I'm sorry Sir & Madame, the chef's name is Remy, I don't know what else you'd expect from a rat. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1056 Our chef's exploration of organic food is becoming more and more sophisticated 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1057 The “budget wine list”? But of course monsieur. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1058 The kitchen’s closed, but we’re offering uneaten meals at a discount! 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1059 The chef is known for his generous portions. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1060 For today’s special, we are featuring yesterday’s remains of the day 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
1061 Something to drink with your junk food? 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1062 In lieu of our regular pianist, please enjoy tonight's timpani solo. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1063 There is a new special on the menu, but I don’t recommend it. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1064 Wait until you see how your beverages are delivered. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1065 Would you like to know the special? 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1066 He will astonish you with what he can prepare from what you choose from the can--the MacGyver of the kitchen. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1067 I’m sorry, but he gets a little crazy, when guests don’t eat everything on their plate.” 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1068 Sustainability is our specialty Monsieur... 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1069 You wanted the Back of the House Special 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1070 Every evening, we choose two diners to be taken out with the trash. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1071 I’m afraid we’re out of doggie bags. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1072 I'm afraid we're out of today's specials but we have several available from Tuesday. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1073 When we said, 'all you can eat for $9.99,' what did you think we'd be serving? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1074 If this is your first time here, let me explain our farm to table to trash concept! 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1075 The Manager has decided to honor your Groupon after all. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1076 I know this place got good reviews, but I think this takes Zero Waste too far. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1077 Tonight’s specials are Rubbish. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1078 The French call it L'anglais 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1079 We’re out of everything, but you can have leftovers for thirty percent off. 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1080 It's not so much "today's special." 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1081 It's Never Too Early To Start Composting. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1082 The Chef read your last review. He says you can choose your own “garbage” this time… 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1083 I’m afraid that at this late hour our menu is rather limited. 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
1084 I’m afraid he takes Yelp reviews too personally. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1085 I’m sorry, I thought you were finished with your phone 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
1086 I’m terribly sorry but we’re all out of aluminum foil swans. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1087 It's not for you. The people at the next table got food poisoning. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1088 Tonight's special is organic and wild caught. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1089 You’re right sir; the reviews said our food was garbage. 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
1090 Yes, the dumpster fire is served rare; and for you, madam? 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1091 I believe you ordered this evening's special, Deja Vu Delight! 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1092 Welcome to Haux Beau’s. A sustainable eatery. Let’s see what we have on the menu for you. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1093 We understand you're big Houston Astro fans" 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1094 Sorry for the wait. We are setting up the buffet table in a minute 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1095 Did you ask if the food was locally sourced? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1096 You see him too? 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
1097 Yes, the salmon is sustainably raised and the beef is grass fed. However, I’m going to have to ask you to throw your next shitty question where it belongs. 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
1098 May I introduce you to our house percussionist? 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1099 We're the first zero-waste restaurant in the city. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1100 To make up for your disappointing experience, please accept a complimentary dessert. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1101 we'd like you to choose a rat for your ratatouille 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
1102 No, sir, I assure you the restaurant workers strike has not affected our fine establishment. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1103 Today’s special is chicken au pot à la salmonella. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1104 It's part of our new farm to table, table to trash program. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1105 We are not using menus but we can give you idea of what people have liked and disliked. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1106 Yes...at our establishment, we proudly serve farm-to-table and table-to-compost. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1107 And so you see, sir, the lady at table 4 was supposed to get that piece of cake. We are going to need that engagement ring back ASAP. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1108 The chef apologizes for the fingertip in the soup and says dessert is on the house. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1109 I apologize for the delay but we're out of doggy bags and had to improvise. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1110 Ah, vegans you say… 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1111 And for tonight’s special, the 2021 table side dumpster fire! 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1112 And our back of the house special tonight is pick-of-the-litter. 1.3294 0.07177 85 66 10 9
1113 Get in 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1114 Yes the trash is free range, gluten free, and Paleo. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
1115 welcome to Outback 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
1116 You've heard of farm to table? We're table to garbage 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1117 We take sustainability, recycling and organic foods very seriously. Let me show you today’s special 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1118 This little specialty has quite the nose...”” 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1119 Tonight's special is last night's special. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1120 It's a table to farm concept. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1121 I’m sorry but we only have yesterday’s leftovers right now. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1122 Are you dining in, or will this be take-out? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1123 But monsieur, you ordered the poubelle, not poulet belle 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1124 I guess I ordered the de ordures instead of the hors d’oeuvres. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
1125 We can show you what’s left of our last order of tonight’s special. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1126 You asked for an immersive experience of the local street cuisine 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1127 Olive Garden anyone? 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1128 Your credit card was declined, and I was instructed to cut you up into small pieces and throw you away. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1129 It's all you can eat." 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1130 Our recycling program may be going too far. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1131 If you're ready to order... we'll be closing soon, but take your time. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1132 Sorry, we didn't find the lady's teeth in the garbage! 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1133 Our dinner special has been kept under lid for several days. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1134 Be careful, the trash can is very hot. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1135 We're closing but we've got some options. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1136 We have a new wholesaler. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1137 All our food is locally sourced from behind better restaurants. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1138 Not to worry. There seems to have been a mixup in the kitchen. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1139 Some of our diners are finding the transition to indoor dining difficult . . . perhaps this might help. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1140 For your jokes, sir. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1141 It may be a bit much, but our recycling program is Michelin rated 4 stars. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1142 ...well we can show you directly our less popular specials 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1143 Yes, it's all recycled. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1144 Welcome! We hope you enjoy your dinner but just in case... 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1145 You asked for everything but the kitchen sink, Sir" 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1146 Now we are also a table to garbage truck restaurant. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1147 We're the top zero-waste restaurant in town. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1148 We are honored that Oscar will be joining you for dinner. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1149 I will be right back with those appetizers... 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1150 Are you familiar with yesterday’s specials? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1151 You want that to go? 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1152 For the smallest possible footprint, we recommend can to table. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1153 You're in luck, my brother found one last piece of our rum cheesecake for your dessert. Coffee? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1154 We made some calls, based on how you’ve treated the staff this evening, and your ride is here. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
1155 It was aged in our very own cellar. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1156 OK, yeah, you wanted the locally sourced option. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1157 Okay, but we don't usually show the marinated steak before cooking it. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1158 Before we get started, Jeff will ask you a couple of questions about your reviews. He has saved them all. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1159 And for those on a tight budget... 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1160 You are what you eat. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1161 Sir you said you would like to be treated like a celebrity we have chosen Oscar the grouch. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
1162 While we are out of all the entrees, we do have a new smorgasbord option. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1163 It's our new green menu. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
1164 After the Restaurant Critic called our food garbage, we decided to start serving it! 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1165 I'm very sorry, our barman misunderstand what you meant when you asked for your martini extra dirty 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1166 ...and may I present you today's Chef's Special... Coq au Bin. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1167 The chef has reviewed the substitutions and omissions you’ve requested and wants to prepare a meal for you table side. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1168 Dumpster diving is the latest trend! 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1169 We heard you work for Yelp. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1170 Today's special is to die for 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1171 Welcome to Le Spicy Trough. Here's comes Larry with our specials. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
1172 Perhaps you'd like to see last night's specials. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1173 Our menu has changed. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1174 Our catch of the day is of the feline variety 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1175 Here is your filet mignon - you wanted it well done correct ? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1176 Our chef is his own worst critic.. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1177 Nothing goes to waste. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1178 Our special tonight addresses climate change, food waste, and recycling. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1179 Your last review said the food here was garbage. So back at you. 1.3222 0.05434 90 63 25 2
1180 The Chef says you may not order anything new until you finish every bite of the beef stroganoff from last week. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1181 Need a menu or have you seen enough? 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1182 We're obliged to inform you that your gift card is for our limited menu. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1183 I assumed you accidentally ordered it well done, so I took the liberty of throwing it out for you. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1184 The chef recommends last week's special. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1185 We saw your Yelp review. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1186 The Hobo Buffet. Excellent choice. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1187 When your food arrives, just throw it here. Saves the trouble of trying to eat it 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
1188 Just don't ask him if the fish is fresh. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1189 Ah! And here comes Andre with this evenings specials 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1190 Tonight's special is steak ala Oscar the Grouch. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1191 I'm afraid the buffet options are somewhat limited tonight. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1192 Now for your donation to the stimulus recovery program. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1193 It's the newest trend in eco-friendly food sourcing: garbage-to-table. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1194 Due to lack of truck drivers, fresh food deliveries are on hold. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1195 Would you care for seconds? 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1196 Masks? Are you serious? 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1197 Before we start, Is this your first time dining with us?…. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1198 Welcome to the future of dining: Farm-to-table-to-worm-farm. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1199 We guarantee that it will taste better than it looks. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1200 We like to plan ahead in case you don't like our food. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1201 Compliments from the chef. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1202 Welcome to the street food festival 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1203 Chef has created a menu specifically for you. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1204 We're short-staffed. Could you clean your plates? 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1205 Would you like to start with an appetizer? 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1206 And here is your freegan dinner for two. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1207 I’m sorry, but we’re going to have to take the tablecloth too 1.3200 0.04765 125 89 32 4
1208 The zero-waste tasting menu for two. Excellent choice. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1209 Our soup du jour is an all-natural, responsibly sourced stew served straight from the can. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1210 You've heard of farm to table? Well, we do compost to table. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1211 For dessert this evening, we have a MAGA pudding, prepared tableside 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1212 Our most recent farm to table offering bypasses the kitchen altogether 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1213 We have a no leftovers policy. 1.3191 0.05286 94 66 26 2
1214 Could I interest you in the "soup de yesterjour?" 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
1215 Might I recommend starting the evening off with a selection from our locally sourced fermented amuse bouche 1.3190 0.06073 116 91 13 12
1216 The chef believes amuse bouche is overrated. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1217 Here’s Carl with tonight’s specials... 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1218 and I believe you two had the street food special 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1219 We're a trash-to-table restaurant. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1220 We're out of our specials but we have a reduced-price 'point-to' option from our unfinished outdoor meals. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1221 I'm afraid that the violinist is out sick, but luckily your waiter was an understudy in Stomp. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1222 Ah! Yes. To, as we say, cleanse the palate. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1223 I apologize, but ransomware has limited our locally sourced ingredients to whatever you would like to select from this can. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1224 Yes, we are able to make exceptions to our zero waste dining. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1225 I’m very sorry, but frankly, I’m not sure what’s going on either. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1226 We regret we only have one ‘critic’s choice’ entree left this evening.” 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1227 Please accept my apologies. Your server is a bit of a grouch. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1228 Alfonso is bringing out tonight's special. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1229 While our special tonight isn't to everyone's liking, the dining experience itself is memorable. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1230 We also offer free meals, and it looks like those options are on their way over 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1231 You may have heard, there's a problem with the supply chain." 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1232 For the next dish in our tasting menu I suggest you close your eyes and concentrate on the multiple varieties of earthy and fruity aromas. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1233 Mam, sir, we GUARANTEE our racoon steak is local. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1234 I'm sorry to tell you this...but we only have junk food today. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1235 So sorry, we thought you’d finished 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1236 You asked for yesterday’s special? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1237 We couldn’t find a replacement for our last chef, so we hired a raccoon. His menu is unorthodox, but everything is local. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1238 After sending back their meal three times, the chef wanted them to take their pick. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1239 Before we serve your meal, monsieur, we wish to confirm that we understood your French. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1240 Next up is our chef's dyslexic take on truffled mashed potatoes. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1241 Here comes my brother now. Albert is also our chef and sommelier. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1242 Welcome to Waste Not, Want Not. Anthony will bring you the menu. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1243 If you don’t have a mask you’re going to have to pick one from the mask bin. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1244 I see that you changed your mind about a to-go bag 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1245 Of course the food is fresh!! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1246 All the ingredients are locally sourced. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1247 Tonight we're featuring an encore presentation by "Oscar the Grouch". 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1248 Compost is the new kale 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1249 And rounding out the your dinning experience tonight is a great table side dumpster fire , you can actually smell notes of 2020 . 🔥🔥🔥 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1250 The Busboy never returned after we reopened the restaurant, so we had to go to "Plan B". 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1251 We read your previous Yelp review. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1252 Monsieur, the chef read how you trashed his special on Yelp during your last visit and has prepared something special for you 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1253 While dining, please enjoy Luigi's one-man rendition of the hit musical, Stomp. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1254 Our food is eco-friendly & locally-sourced. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1255 On second thought, I'll just use the bathroom at home. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1256 Farm to fork is so old hat. We go from guest to garbage. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1257 The chef says he has something else to suit your limited budget 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1258 We're serving racoon family style tonight. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1259 Sir, the trash comes from a Michelin three star restaurant. 1.3143 0.04938 105 74 29 2
1260 Our Steak Oscar is one of a kind. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1261 No Marcel, I said he wanted to dump her, not a dumpster 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1262 Well you did send it back, what did you expect? 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1263 We prefer the term eco-friendly. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1264 Louis will now show you tonight’s prix fixe menu items 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1265 Before Berto begins playing, may I suggest two very strong drinks? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1266 My apologies, but we had some confusion in the kitchen about preparing your doggie bag. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1267 Compliments of the raccoons at table 7. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1268 The chef does not suffer criticism well. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1269 We put the stress on the second syllable. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1270 Perhaps next time Monsieur would prefer the English menu. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1271 Please accept our humblest options….. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1272 Not to worry. We’re all fully vaccinated. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1273 DO NOT ask about the chef’s special—he’s having a very bad day! 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1274 We're doing our best to accommodate your request for an outdoor dining experience 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1275 And now, yesterday's special. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1276 Alphonse will tell you about today’s special. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1277 Just in case it wasn't your accent, we're bringing your what you ordered. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1278 Since you asked about our senior specials. 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
1279 Do you have a different card you would like me to try? Otherwise, restaurant policy requires all items be...returned. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1280 All we have are leftovers 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1281 It has not been our pleasure to serve you. Here are your just desserts. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1282 Yes, here’s Jimmy with your take-out container. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1283 Good news, we found some salmon after all. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1284 I'm afraid you should have given us your coat at the door, sir. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
1285 Why do you ask? 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1286 Why, yes, you can look at yesterday's specials. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1287 Our kitchen suggests yesterday’s Seafood Truffle Pasta from La Bernadin 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1288 As you can see ... no scraps, slop or debris. Everybody likes our food. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1289 I'm afraid we're out of everything except for the canned ham. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1290 We ran out of today's special, but we're offering yesterday's. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1291 May I present this week's "scavenger special" 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1292 And for our latest avant garde farm to table approach: hors d’oeuvres a la compost. So organic. So earthy. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1293 Listen man, this is the Peter Luger’s experience. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1294 Yes, the oysters are buck-a-shuck, but you get to do the shucking. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1295 You've eaten here before... 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1296 Here is Luigi to show you our special menu for people who have a history of not tipping. Bon appetit! 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1297 Ah, monsieur! Bistro means 'recycle' in French. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1298 I”ll warn you, the chef doesn’t react well to insults. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1299 Unfortunately we are now under new racoon management since the last time you were here. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1300 I don't know why they call this place a dump 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1301 The same as you had last time, Sir? No problem. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1302 I'm terribly sorry, sir; but our restroom is out of service. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1303 And from our new l' ordures menu. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1304 I'm terribly sorry, but Chef Lacroix was very angry and upset about your comments on facebook last week regarding the steamed salmon. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1305 I understand, but during the pandemic seating we found it much more efficient. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1306 Let's take a look at the catch of the day. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1307 We're closing shortly.... Eeer... But cold snacks are still available. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1308 Would you care to see our specials? 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1309 Honey, are you sure we want to be part of this Tik Tok challenge? 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1310 Apparently the chicken was bad and we have a line at the bathroom. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1311 This just saves a lot of time. 1.3097 0.04882 113 81 29 3
1312 I strongly urge you to accept the Chef's recommendations this evening. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1313 Our violinist quit, so our owner will entertain you with a selection from 'Stomp'. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1314 I'm deeply sorry, all we have left is food for thought. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1315 Serving after closing is unusual, but I am sure the chef could whip you up something. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1316 Yes, we remember the last time. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1317 The presentation may be lacking, but I assure you, the food is delicious. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1318 It's a new take on farm-to-table..... 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1319 As you didn’t like the chef’s first creation, he is now suggesting a different option”. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1320 …and here comes Henry to take you through this evenings ‘up-cycled’ menu in which you are sure to find rare treats for the conscientious diner. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1321 That’s Pierre, my twin brother. And here, just back from Le Cordon Bleu, is Oscar le Grouch, with your soup du jour. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1322 Please help yourself to our unlimited salad can 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1323 If you can’t pay for it, you’re going to have to return it. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1324 I can assure you. We are completely out of that entree. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1325 You should have read the back of the gift card. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1326 ''Sir. THAT is an ice bucket.'' 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1327 As we reduced our kitchen staff, my colleague will show you shortly what we have left from yesterday 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1328 We have brought a sampling of previous dishes, so that you may select from there. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1329 Your waiter will be pleased to show you our specials of the day 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1330 We can still bring the charm of outdoor dining to your indoor experience 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1331 Now I would like to discuss the chef's specials that didn't make tonight's menu. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1332 ’Deconstructed’ is so 2019. We are proud to now serve ‘compost’ 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1333 Well if you're going to be a grouch we'll treat you like one. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1334 In our effort to address global food waste, we curate only the highest quality "repurposed ingredients". 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1335 I think you will find our new street-to-table menu to be highly sustainable 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1336 we offer a unique circular culinary experience 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1337 Do you prefer still or festering? 1.3077 0.07369 78 62 8 8
1338 An unforgettable, yet fitting sensory experience for the age we live in. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1339 Jacques will now be sharing the latest catch from our sustainability menu. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1340 ‘As you’re seated at the VIP table you get first pick of the leftovers”. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1341 We also offer dumpster diving. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1342 Would you like to see the todays special? 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1343 Tonight you have your choice of appetizers. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1344 We offer a compost to table menu. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1345 It’s part of our anti-wasting policy 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1346 Chef Oscar would like to address your complaints regarding the temperature of the food 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1347 You did mention when you made the reservation that you purchased a Groupon... 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1348 And here comes the palate cleanser... 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1349 Can I offer you the lockdown special? 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1350 We've had to rethink our supply line. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1351 And today's special from the Early Bird Economy Menu... 1.3068 0.06925 88 70 9 9
1352 Chef Gus will present our 'Recycle Specials' for your perusal.. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1353 If you’re not going to eat it, Oscar will. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1354 As I recall, you don't like to tip. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1355 It's prepared just as you described in your last review. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1356 Oh. I can assure you it's fresh. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1357 Our farm to table approach hit a few snags 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1358 To submit your caption, leave it on the table. This man will review it shortly 1.3061 0.06390 98 77 12 9
1359 Your welcome to have last week's specials for 50 % off... 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1360 OH look! The main course just arrived. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1361 Yes,we are a compost to farm to table to compost restaurant. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1362 Voila! The Vomitorium. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1363 I don't recommend the trash can nachos. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1364 My sincere apologies. Good help is sparce these days. Through the back, Melvin, THE BACK! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1365 While I get your drinks, Herman will perform his favourites from the soundtrack of “ Stomp!” 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1366 You always complain that the food here is garbage...let me show you!!! 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1367 Chef the Grouch was ... ehem …not fond of your review. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1368 I'm so sorry that you had to hear that. You'll be happy to know that we're firing Oscar as front of house" 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1369 We have the right to refuse service. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1370 So how adventurous did you say you’re feeling? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1371 'Close the loop recycling' is Chef's Specialty 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1372 The hors d'ouvres are fresh from the "garden." 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1373 Is the fish fresh? 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1374 The Special is always prepared tableside. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1375 We call this not so happy hour. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1376 Tonight we're serving from our farm-to-garbage menu. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1377 Here comes your salad! 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1378 Yes we have a few items not on our regular menu that might be in your budget. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1379 The chef is sending out the Vegan option. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1380 Courtesy of the chef. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1381 Yes, we also do takeout. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1382 When they said dinner and a show, I wasn't expecting Beckett 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1383 You’ve heard of the French Laundry… 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1384 To cut down on costs, we’ve cut out the middleman. You order is going directly to the garbage. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1385 The busboy is out sick. This'll save several minutes. Thanks. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1386 We're asking customers to throw up before the meal rather than after." 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1387 Yes, we still have yesterday's special available. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1388 We're reducing our carbon footprint and had to recycle last week's menu 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1389 If you can't afford to pay our prices, you're welcome to eat our table scraps at a discounted rate. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1390 You can nibble at our leftovers to see what may interest you. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1391 The special for tonight is scrapple, which is made from kitchen scraps. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1392 We take the garbage out at nine, so I need you to promise that you'll finish everything on your plate. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1393 Next time Oscar the Grouch is the guest of honor, I’m calling in sick 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1394 Go ahead and Yelp. There’s no WiFi for miles! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1395 We're starting a new culinary experiment derived from the theory of 'Garbage in, garbage out'. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1396 One Garbage Salad, for two, prepared tableside 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1397 New chef. Saves time. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1398 Farm to table, table to trash. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1399 We’ll just leave the trash by you so we don’t have to do it. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1400 And now for the pheasant under trash. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1401 Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1402 We actually do have an anti-vax section. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1403 No monsieur, I can't recommend a wine to go with your order. 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
1404 This place used to be a dump. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1405 Today’s special is raccoon fine dining. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1406 Why, yes. All of our ingredients are locally sourced. Why do you ask? 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1407 Because of indoor table spacing requirements, irritating noise this evening will be provided by my brother. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1408 The manager said he’ll be right out to address your complaints. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1409 What we lack in selection we make up for in portion size. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1410 Not many people order the Chefs Surprise. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1411 May I tempt you with something from our urban tureen? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1412 Don’t mind Gerald, he’s serving the communal tables. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1413 You miss dining outside? We can accommodate that. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1414 We are short staffed these days. Now its farm-to-table as usual, table-to-compost bin and compost bin back to farm. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1415 Now for this next course we recommend you wear some gloves. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1416 Our apologies. We seem to be out of the Big Bird. May we interest you in a Grouch? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1417 I have to apologize for Maurice. I told him all our servers must have a can-do attitude and he takes thing quite literally. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1418 Sorry, we’re out of those, but would you care for the leftovers? 1.3011 0.05021 93 66 26 1
1419 Voila - our Save the Planet special!" 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1420 Everything is recooked to your specifications 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1421 Regarding the Yelp review you left after your last visit.... 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1422 We pride ourselves on our locally sourced menu. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1423 Our new full life-cycle dining concept features compost-to-table. 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
1424 Well, that last review really nailed us so we decided to do away with any pretense. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1425 The chef's specialty tonight is fresh from the East River. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1426 I'm sorry, sir, the fresh fish is off the menu, but we can offer you canned salmon. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1427 We don't have a menu, our sustainability concept is Leftovers. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1428 Today's Menu is a deconstruction of our yesterday's menu 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1429 Finding your dentures is important to us, but you’ll have to sort this out by yourself. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1430 Welcome to Hell's Kitchen. The kitchen is sending out some complimentary appetizers. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1431 I'm terribly sorry. We hadn't realized that there was a diamond engagement ring in the half finished tiramisu. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1432 Think of it as farm-to-table with an urban twist. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1433 Would you like to hear more about our fully sustainable menu? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1434 We don't like restaurant critics in here" 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1435 No doggie bags. If you over-order, one of our highly trained recycling engineers will take care of everything. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1436 Because of supply chain issues, we have a new offering...garbage du jour." 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1437 Today’s specials are the same as yesterday’s specials 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
1438 The food is excellent, but the Presentation somewhat crude. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1439 Excellent, we’d be happy to throw out the leftovers you’ll never actually eat. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1440 It might be an idea if you left now, sir. Quite fast. I'm afraid my brother doesn't take kindly to his food being criticised... 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1441 We’re now offering al fresco dining indoors 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1442 There are many good choices on the menu, but this one is clearly the pick of the litter. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1443 And a single barrel for the gentleman 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1444 Yes, the garbage salad is big enough to share. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1445 Monsieur, When you attempted to order using your pathetic french to impress the lady, I assure you this is precisely what you asked for. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1446 Yes, returning indoors is something of a shock, but we are pleased to recreate the outdoor dining experience for you. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1447 We absolutely value your opinion, Karen. Philippe will be happy to help you put it in the right place. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1448 In honor of it being your 25th anniversary, we have a place for the hopes and dreams of your youth. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1449 Our restaurant has a rigorous recycling policy. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1450 Here comes Maurice now to show you tonight's specials! 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1451 The Dog's Dinner, a shrewd choice. A skillfully tossed melange of underappreciated entrées. And it comes with a complimentary bucket of heeltaps and two straws rinsed in bleach. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1452 It’s our new immediate recycling effort 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1453 Our staff forages for the finest gently-used produce in town. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1454 Our special tonight is what everyone else didn't eat. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1455 Today's special? Let me check. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1456 would you like me to wrap the leaving, to go, Sir? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1457 Someone ordered take out? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1458 „Does he still spark joy?“ 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1459 Our new menu is ala trash. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1460 I'm sorry to hear that you are not familiar with the freegan movement. We have a selection of high quality pre-used food from the Chelsea district for you. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1461 It’s an acquired taste. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1462 How far off the menu are you prepared to go? 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1463 I'm sorry you couldn't find anything on the menu you like, but we do have one last option. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1464 Sorry, all we have is junk food. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1465 Let me explain our tipping policy. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1466 Our complimentary starter is the vegan compost du jour. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1467 Our chef has been talking trash in the kitchen again. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1468 Last nights dinner, with a 24hr fermentation— served table side— it’s on our new zero waste menu 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1469 Well here, I’ll just show you. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1470 Our specials just came in. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1471 Manuel has a low opinion of his brother's cooking. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1472 Would you like to try something else? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1473 Actually, we do have a couple of dessert options. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1474 For patrons who are feeling particularly adventurous, we offer an “à la can” menu. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1475 "As it happens madame, we do serve 'freedom fries'. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1476 we are an environmentally sustainable operation. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1477 Our new chef is a raccoon. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1478 Sorry, we're short on staff. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1479 You said an elephant bag, didn´t you? 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1480 He declutters for people who talk too much. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1481 But "des ordures de la poubelle" means garbage from the trash can! 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1482 , can we interest you in our desert cart, the Waiter is bringing it now?!! 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1483 Like I said, we dont have doggy bags but feel free to take whatever you can… 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1484 Please accept by apologies. Oscar from Sesame Street does not like to dine alone. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1485 Let’s just move this along, shall we? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1486 And Pierre will show you the dessert cart. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1487 I can assure you, it is hot 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1488 Well, Chef Paul thinks the five-second rule is kind of harsh. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1489 I assure you, it is extremely fresh. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1490 We already hate it. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1491 Please help yourself to the all-you-can-stomach buffet. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1492 Albert I here with today's specials. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1493 And today's special: our fresh trash-can-to-table garbage plate. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1494 This week’s special is the same one we had in March 2020 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1495 Why yes, that was the special yesterday as well. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1496 If the filet is too expensive, may I suggest the Prix Fixe? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1497 Everything on our menu is seasonal, organic, and locally sourced. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1498 His last job was the signal stealer for the Houston Astros. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1499 It helps to cover the smell of the durian salad. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1500 Our ingredients are locally sourced 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1501 Our busboy is still receiving benefits 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1502 You have been selected for a dinner jacket upgrade, sir. It’s a two-step process. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1503 No black tie, sir? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1504 ...we regret to inform you that we have run out of plates so we had to be-creative 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1505 We're out of that. But could I interest you in some leftovers? 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1506 Apologies, we are still only offering take out 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1507 Yeah, we are a bit short-staffed. How did you know? 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1508 We appreciate your feedback. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1509 Here comes your Steak Oscar now. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1510 We’ve had a very minor problem in the kitchen. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1511 We take great pride in being locally-sourced. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1512 All our compost is table to farm 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1513 The chef has asked for a second chance.. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1514 Sooo... turns out ‘Coq au Bin’ was not a typo. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1515 See, I told you the food was garbage 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1516 Ah! It appears a "more suitable" table has opened up. 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
1517 Monsieur, do you recall when you were here last saying that the food was garbage? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1518 Sorry sir, the chef told us you have to finish your meal. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1519 We're out of the soup du jour, but may I suggest the soup du yesterday 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1520 Welcome to the Raccoon Diner, can I take your order? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1521 You found the soup too salty, the salad wilted and the fish too fishy .. the owner would like a word with you. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1522 On our chef’s last day, he’d like to prepare your meal beside the table. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1523 Stimulus special; Hells Kitchen 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1524 I told you 3 times to keep your forks. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1525 This month's menu is a re-cycle" 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1526 Yes, we do have some items not on the menu, but for good reasons. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1527 ... and now, here's Raul to tell you about today's specials. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1528 You may need to use after you see the bill. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1529 Would you like to hear tonight’s specials? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1530 Um, I don’t know how to say this any other way. You’ve insulted Chef Oscar. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1531 Have you heard about our All-You-Can-Compost Special? 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1532 Welcome to Chez Oscar 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1533 If you thought the main course was garbage, you are not going to be pleased with the dessert. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1534 Thank you for taking our political survey first. Your food is on its way. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1535 Tonight's musical performance is STOMP 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1536 Our ala can selection. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1537 Our "garbage salad" includes locally sourced ingredients. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1538 And we'll throw in the kitchen sink. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1539 May I suggest le plat d'hier? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1540 Please do not be alarmed. The Houston Astros are sitting at the far table. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1541 @newyorkermag - “The manager is a bit of a grouch, but here he comes to hear your feedback.” 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1542 Would you like to have a look and see which captions were left over? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1543 You ordered take out right? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1544 Crab meat and asparagus? No no, that’s Steak Oscar. Madame ordered the Oscar Steak. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1545 The dish has bitter, earthy and briny tones, the bouquet has glimpses of sulfuric fruits, and here we can show that it is freshly made. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1546 Our salad comes from the chef's secret recipe. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1547 Fresh organic non gmo gluten-free compost from the source is our special 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1548 You did ask us to check in the back... 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1549 Please excuse the odor,sir. The fact that you can smell it means you are safe from the coronavirus! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1550 Ragu? I thought you said raccoon 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1551 Everything on our menu comes from within a city block 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1552 Our buffet this evening is organic, locally sourced, and fully biodegradable. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1553 Here is the chief to introduce today’s specials 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1554 And now for your dinner theater entertainment, our one man presentation of "Stomp." 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1555 Sorry, the violinist is not working tonight, our percussionist will stand-in. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1556 We have specially prepared a new eco-friendly dish using upcycled food scraps and a fascinatingly complex fermentation process. The chef hopes you enjoy. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1557 ''Non, Monsieur, the violinist has taken ill, but luckily Alain here was in the cast of 'Stomp' for many, many successful years.'' 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1558 We respect that you have a discount coupon, that you've come for the Early Bird menu, and each have an AARP card. Now, with those advantages, allow me to present tonight's Over-55 Special. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1559 Don't worry, we're always prepared in the event you don't like your meal. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1560 We only have the extra-large leftover containers. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1561 Today’s special ? Not recommended. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1562 I know you ordered the special but let me show you how it fared with our earlier diners. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1563 I have a nice fortified wine that pairs with the slumgullion. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1564 Our shellfish special was not as fresh as we led you to believe. In about 5 minutes you will need this. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1565 ...and reviews of the food and service will be happily accepted. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1566 Wow, is the other waiter bringing out the Raccoon Recommended Speciality? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1567 Actually, it is urban garden to table. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1568 My apologies for the short notice, but the pandemic has affected our supply chain. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1569 For our middle class diners, we offer the city’s finest trickle down menu. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1570 The special is just something the chef threw together. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1571 Catch of the Day is locally sourced opossum, in an aromatic lemon-tobacco marinade” 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1572 Care to hear what the soup of the day is? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1573 Ratatouille?.. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1574 Our restaurant's motto is 'Death is coming, eat trash, be free!' 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1575 We're a little short-staffed. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1576 All of our ingredients are locally sourced from out back. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1577 Although we strongly disagreed with the review; the decision of the health board was another matter 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
1578 No rush. May I clear the table? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1579 You’re right, I did ask for something quick and easy to prepare. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1580 This is for your masks. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1581 Funny you should ask about tonight's special. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1582 You won’t be needing utensils. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1583 I'm sorry, we're out of plastic bags for your leftovers. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1584 For this night's entertainment. Chef Burns presents a musical highlight from Stomp. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1585 From the Marcel Duchamp collection 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1586 I’m quite sure you’ll be disgusted to learn we now offer first world diners a rest-of-the-world dining experience. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1587 Our wine pairings are straight from the barrel. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1588 Sorry - it is hard to break our dining outside habits. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1589 We don't typically do doggie bags." 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1590 It has been difficult finding help these days. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1591 Your Mother is right, Sir. You can have dessert when you have finished all your vegetables. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1592 I heard that you were interested in yesterday’s special. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1593 Sorry no trash talking allowed. Time to go. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1594 To be fair, I did warn you that our "offal" would be awful. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1595 Can I interest you folks in Yesterday's Special? 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1596 Youse sure youse don' wanna bump up dat tip a little? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1597 Farm to table is so passé. It’s all about trash to table now. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1598 Can I interest you in last week's specials? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1599 You said you wanted your order tableside 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1600 We are definitely into recycling. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1601 The chef has prepared your entree as you asked. He has also added a few creative touches of his own. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1602 Frankly, our special ain’t so special. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1603 At Frazelli’s we’re committed to cutting out the middle man. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1604 Your friend Oscar has just arrived 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1605 Tonight's special was locally foraged from right here in Manhattan 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1606 Yes ,we aggressively recycle 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1607 But you said you wanted to watch your waste… 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1608 I apologize, we do have the fresh oysters. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1609 Actually, our menu takes farm-to-plate one step further. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1610 So you said our food was garbage on Yelp? We’ll show you garbage! 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1611 Unfortunately the kitchen is closed but as part of our zero-waste policy, dumpster diving is still available. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1612 I’m afraid once the kitchen closes, your options are limited. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
1613 Let me tell you a little about our new sustainability program. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1614 Sorry we don’t have any specials today but you are welcome to yesterday’s. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1615 Just a precaution, considering the rest room is down two flights at the end of the hall. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1616 Let's just cut out the middleman. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1617 Our menu is made with 100% recycled material. Luigi is gonna bring you some tasters. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1618 We're trying to recreate that outdoor dining ambiance folks became so accustomed to. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
1619 Our philosophy is farm to trashcan to table. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1620 For the first course, we have a select mix of organic vegetable cuttings served over a bed of tender meat trimmings. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1621 We're a farm-to-table-to-trash establishment. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1622 Welcome to Fawlty Towers. You may remember Manuel. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1623 And while we prepare your dinner, please enjoy our one-man unemployed actor's rendition of "Stomp." 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1624 Who ordered theirs to go? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1625 Yesterday's 'Specials' were not. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1626 Gerald always had a sixth sense about the clam chowder 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1627 We really liked your dog's suggestion. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1628 So a French restaurant with a name like La Poubelle just had to be amazing…. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1629 We take our garbage plates seriously. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1630 To be fair, sir, it does say ‘Catch of the Day.’ 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1631 So, Luigi says, you need an accurate baseline to validate your critique. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1632 Our Special tonight is a barrel of fun. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1633 I've asked Quentin to tell you about tonight's special. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1634 This is just a bit too hipster for me Mary 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1635 Welcome to Chez Better Restaurant Next Door. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1636 And now, for your dining pleasure, the chef's choice. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1637 Will you be having the kale? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1638 I'm sorry we're out of road kill. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1639 For your convenience and safety, we are now offering an at-table restroom experience. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1640 Yes, we are able to accommodate a fregan diet. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1641 Here comes your server to prepare your bottomless guacamole. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1642 Thank you for ordering this evening's surprise special. Allow me to say, you will truly be surprised." 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1643 We specialize in conservationist cuisine. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1644 I'm sorry, we are still doing take-out only service. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1645 I'm afraid the reviews you mentioned are actually true. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1646 We've run out of everything on the menu, but we've got some leftovers. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1647 First there was molecular gastronomy then there was farm to table. Our motto is 'waste not want not'. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1648 And, voila, madame's garbage salad with sweet Italian vinaigrette. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1649 For Astros fans, we like to start with a musical selection. Andre? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1650 I'm afraid your comfort cockroach is going to have to dine outside. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1651 I'm sorry. The kitchen is closed but we have leftovers. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1652 I am afraid we are out of fresh lobster, how do you feel about raccoon à la can? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1653 Sure, it’s almost closing time, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have options to show you. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1654 Tonight we have a very special Grouch a la Oscar. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1655 Oh so sorry, the little shame we had left is gone. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1656 We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone for any reason. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1657 You get first pick from our selection of back alley specials. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1658 Welcome to your alternative dining experience. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1659 All of our ingredients are 100% sustainably sourced. 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1660 The bin-there eaten that restaurant! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1661 I wouldn’t order the chefs special tonight, he has been a little off lately 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1662 We’re so sorry your meal was not to your liking. Guido here will take care of you. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1663 rest assured. We WILL recover your retainer, sir 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1664 Nobody has asked for the Fish of Yesterday before. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1665 You want fries with that? 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1666 We can assure you our insect appetizers are as fresh as can be. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1667 He carries a trashcan so folks can tell us apart. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1668 Can I interest you in the Special of the Day? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1669 Our specialty of the house tonight comes highly recommended. Arturo has the empty garbage can to show you that none of it has gone to waste by our diners. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1670 l' ordures in, l' ordures out. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1671 Have either of you dined with us before? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1672 On our menu tonight is trash can turkey sans turkey. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1673 Our specials are locally sourced. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1674 Here are our selections from the sustainable menu. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1675 Don't take it personally. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1676 don't worry. we recycle. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1677 The chef has left for the evening, perhaps you would be interested in leftovers? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1678 Chef highly recommends the All-You -Can-Eat special. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1679 and for your amuse, we will serve a taste of the local alley offerings 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1680 We have a different take on organic farm to table 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1681 Don't worry, the Astros are in town and it's how they order. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1682 There's a lot more flies where that one came from. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1683 You asked for a To-Go? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1684 Our "Floor to Table" cuisine has arrived. The chef recommends the protein-rich insects. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1685 You are in for a treat. Today's charcuterie is quite fresh 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1686 Next, the chef’s most ambitious and bonkers creation to date. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1687 Here’s Edgar with tonight’s Chefs special. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1688 my apologies, i thought you asked for LAST night’s specials. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1689 We do offer curbside, yes. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1690 Our special today is the day-old platter. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1691 Welcome to Cracker Barrel. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1692 Your Chef's Surprise 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1693 My apologies that we no longer have outdoor dining, but perhaps this will make you a little more comfortable. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1694 My apologies, we were unable to locate your wife's retainer. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1695 I repeat, "Organic sustainable natural resourced Chef's Surprise" is not my recommendation. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1696 We call this cuisine alley to table”. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1697 You asked for takeout? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1698 You said you were interested in the local forage menu… 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1699 We are what you call a sustainable restaurant 1.2828 0.06265 99 80 10 9
1700 Why yes of course it is made in-house! 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1701 Yes Sir, of course, we serve well done meat 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1702 Our special tonite was the special last nite at the better restaurant next door. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1703 we didn’t order THAT much! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1704 Here at the Roadkill Restaurant we don't exactly have a printed menu. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1705 Our sushi sometimes comes with a few side effects. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1706 Same thing you had last night 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1707 Tonight our menu offers a recycled selection. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1708 We just sold out of our dinner special,but if you want to wait a few minutes we’ll be adding a new one shortly. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1709 Can I start you out with something from our junk food menu? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1710 And for your dining entertainment, The Best of Stomp. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1711 The Yelp reviews were accurate. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1712 Apologies for the delay. Our chef needs to use the can. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1713 The homemade grappa has a real New York City twang. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1714 Could I offer you a gut wrenching performance by our Stomp player to ease your hunger? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1715 As a zero waste restaurant, we will need you to finish the vegetables you left on your plate earlier this evening. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1716 It may seem minor to you, but we take gum chewing very seriously at Maître Jacques. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1717 I am sorry, sir. The second card was also declined. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1718 Just wait until you see our cheese cart! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1719 For the shells, Monsieur. The mussels entree is...generously portioned. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1720 Our Sommelier, Tony will now show you how the wine is made. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1721 My shift is ending. Jerome,here will be cleaning up after you. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1722 And here comes Ralph with our Sustainable Sunday Special 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1723 We're facing some post-pandemic supply chain challenges, but we are able to offer a reopening smorgasbord special. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1724 Monsieur and Madame, we hope you enjoy tonight’s special: garbage in, garbage out. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1725 To encourage healthy eating, we made a slight modification to our dessert cart. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1726 Would you care to take a look at our dessert can? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1727 Tonight is "Donate your dinner" night 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1728 We recommend the Chef's surprise tonight. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1729 Tomayto, tomahto, compote, compost. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1730 Would you care to look over our dessert offerings? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1731 As their server approached with their entree, Sharon realized with horror that she had again fallen for three raccoons in a human suit. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1732 We’re keeping costs low to make up for lockdown. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1733 Our house band couldn't make it. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1734 Sorry sir. We were requested to destroy all your rejected credit cards. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1735 O.K. Spit it out ! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1736 Chef's mood yielded only ratatouille grande. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
1737 ...and tonight's special is our Dumpster Diver Scallops. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1738 We have a special place for your cellular phones while dining. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1739 Your tasting menu begins with the soup du jour 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1740 Can we interest you in our potluck? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1741 Yes, we do have one item on the menu under $100. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1742 Apologies, but did you order l'ordures or hors d'oeuvres? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1743 Today, our special is a delightful medley of vintage tastes 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1744 Oscar the Grouch will tell you about the specials. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1745 Because sir, according to your last Yelp review, this is what our food tastes like. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1746 No, sir, this is "literally trash." 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1747 ... but it's all-you-can-eat. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1748 Our special for tonight is left-overs 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1749 The Garbage Salad will be right out. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1750 The food here is offal. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1751 This isn't Rochester, Sir; In Syracuse guests get both the plate, and the can. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1752 you may want to consider last night's special. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1753 Henri , my associate, will show you the Catch of the Day. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1754 No trash talking. We have distinguished guests. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1755 Due to environmental concerns, we don’t do Doggie Bags any more… 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1756 Yes Sir, of course we take complains from our customers. Roger's bringing our complaint box 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1757 He’s a waiter apprentice. This is hell week. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1758 Can to table 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1759 We’re known for our junk food. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1760 Ahh...I too have known 'amore'. I'm secretly involved wis' zee other waiter's wife. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1761 Why are you trash talking my waiter? 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1762 We only serve French food here, but if you prefer an Italian dish, we do have an arrangement with Luigi's next door. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1763 And all of our specials are locally sourced. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1764 Henri is covering garbage and dessert tonight. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1765 Your social media accounts have informed us that this table isn't to your liking, so we've found more appropriate accommodations." 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1766 The Houston Astros eat here whenever they’re in town. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1767 Would you care for something from our 'A La Can' menu? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1768 It's part of your meal plan 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1769 Who ordered steamed artichokes, corn on the cob and whole crab? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1770 All of our meals come with extravagant presentation. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1771 That was yesterday's special . . . but, yes, I am sure we can accommodate you. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1772 Welcome! Is this your first time dining green? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1773 My intern will show you what our flies seem to like. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1774 We ran out of doggie bags, we just ask that you return the container. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1775 You must have reservations. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1776 I hope you are alleyvores. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1777 Enjoy your takeaway!🐒 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1778 Here’s a trashcan for throwing the plastic from your grilled fish. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1779 We believe in zero waste. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1780 Hope you enjoy our new urban foraging menu 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1781 And, we have a small plate version of dumpster diving. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1782 We prefer the term ‘upcycled.’ 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1783 Now we’re offering the full outdoor dining experience inside the restaurant 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1784 I encourage you to try this evening's special as it will be a creation from the chef himself who will be retiring after tonight. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1785 The chef has insisted you finish your dinner before you can order desert. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1786 You've used the word "umami" three times since you arrived - get in. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1787 Since you said the appetizer tasted "worse than garbage"... 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1788 Good Evening. May I recommend the “Late Bird Special” for you? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1789 Chef Pierre regrets to inform you the salmon mousse was actually the kitchen cats breakfast 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1790 If you're interested in greens, may I suggest the Oscar special? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1791 Chef hates it if you don't clean your plate. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1792 Our violinist called in sick but our sous chef studied with John Cage... 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1793 The chef's special tonight is called Another Man's Treasure... 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1794 No, you can finish what you ordered last time you were here. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1795 Here come the specials for the evening. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1796 Our finest wines at your disposal. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1797 Take that back; we do have something left in the kitchen, 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1798 Tonight's appetizer is locally sourced and ready to serve. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1799 Someone asked us to bring you our dessert with a few modifications. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1800 Yes, there's an amuse bouche. Why do you ask? 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1801 May I suggest our barrel-aged Bordeaux 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1802 If you don't care for today's specials, I can show you yesterday's. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1803 Today's special is "a la carte" 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1804 Please leave your yelp reviews here 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1805 Shall we go through the Composite Specials?!! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1806 The chef is busy working on the Taste of New Jersey menu. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1807 If you weren’t done eating, then why did you stop? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1808 Sorry for the wait, folks. Our food supplier is on his way out. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1809 Tonight’s special is yesterday’s trash. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1810 Might I recommend tonight’s special, raccoon parmesan. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1811 Please share your complaints with our complaints department 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1812 We became a freegan establishment right around the time our suppliers cut off our credit. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1813 Sir, was that "Tossed Salad" or "Toss Sally?" 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1814 The kale salad comes with special table side service. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1815 He insists that you said des oudures and not the hors d'oeuvres. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1816 If you are wondering whether we can accommodate menu alterations, rest assured that we can. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1817 I'll show you where you can put that Yelp review. 1.2755 0.06286 98 80 9 9
1818 Next we have a very special barrel-aged reserve... 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1819 This is on brand for 2021. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1820 The sommelier's out sick so Ralph will be stomping your wine. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1821 We believe that clean eating is a passing fad. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1822 My partner is simply expressing his appreciation for that generous tip you have left on the table. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1823 Truly sir, we did not find your retainer. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
1824 Our comfort food and your comfort zone may differ depending on your upbringing. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1825 Your dinner tonight was locally sourced within 10 miles. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1826 Why yes, we do have a doggy bag. And the trash can you’ll throw it in tomorrow. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1827 Well, you *did* order our special, the "chef's surprise". 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1828 Vomiting could occur. Results may vary. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1829 They cut the hours on some staff. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1830 Enough trash talk, you two. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1831 And, please allow me to offer you a complimentary binning, Sir, for your generous 4% tip. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1832 Will that be sparkling, still or stank? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1833 Today’s special is brought to you by Sesame Street 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1834 Here you are, sir. Your raw oysters should be out momentarily. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1835 Our specialty is awful, not offal. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1836 We're all out of doggy bags. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1837 This is our new version of “Pot Luck!” 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1838 For this course the chef has decided there is nothing more perfect than a partially composted carrot 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1839 Sir, Madam, let me introduce tonight’s entertainment 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1840 The reviews said our food is garbage but marketing made it our selling point 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1841 May I suggest recyclables for two? 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1842 Excuse me, but we're going to have to ask you to tone down your trash talk. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1843 Chef’s choice. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1844 Your Mar-A-Lago Special will be right out. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1845 We know you're the ones who left the one-star review. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1846 Help Wanted! Please. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
1847 Keep in mind, the next dish is highly conceptual... 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1848 This isn't really a restaurant, and we're not waiters. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1849 I’m so sorry we don’t have our violinist for your anniversary dinner, but we do have a former member of Stomp on staff” 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1850 We oppose lobster cruelty, but you can choose your own salad greens. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1851 We knowyou are hard to please, so we just cut out the middle man. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1852 You simply must try our home-made specially aged bouillabaisse 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1853 Regrettably, we recently lost our Michelin rating... 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1854 After all,monsieur,you did order the leftover special du jour. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1855 To take advantage of our full refund policy, you will be required to identify the fly. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1856 ... And to maximize your dining experience, we suggest hier's poisson réfusé à la can. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1857 I'm sorry, sir, but Remy is off today. But we do have a selection of Ratatouille prepared by his enthusiastic friends 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1858 The special today is a piquant melange of stuff 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1859 Those are the specials and our Garde Manger has some recommendations from the buffet. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1860 Garbage in, garbage out. What would you like first? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1861 He's the "garbage in" waiter. "Garbage out" will come later. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1862 We're a compost to table restaurant. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1863 Did you see a green creature pass through here? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1864 You were expecting a bread basket? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1865 We're a 'farm to trash' restaurant. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1866 Your children called ahead and said you two would also be having the "Leftovers Special". 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1867 We do hope you accept our apology but we have been having issues with our supply chain. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1868 Welcome to our Forage Festival, all foods are locally sourced. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1869 Here is Henre with our special “Tossed Salad” to start. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1870 I truly hope you enjoy your garbage pizza this evening. 1.2727 0.06228 99 81 9 9
1871 Jim was in the musical Stomp, back in the day. Just humor him for a few minutes. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1872 So sorry you felt Paul’s service wasn’t up to par. Please select a complimentary dessert from our dessert tray. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1873 We're out of escargot, but may we suggest a fresh batch of ripe cicada. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1874 The amuse bouche this evening is swill. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1875 Who ordered the spazzatura? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1876 Our busboy may be a bit opinionated. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1877 I assure you, Mr. and Mrs. Grouch, Oscar is not here. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1878 Andre thanks you in advance for your usual tip. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1879 We overheard you say “this food is garbage” during your main course, so we wanted to put it to a taste test 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1880 Sorry. How about checking the left-overs? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1881 I hope you enjoy your dumpster dining experience 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1882 Our staff tells me that you are anti-vaxxers….please dispose of yourself 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1883 Ohhh, folks, we have such a post-pandemic treat for you tonight! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1884 Welcome to the food waste challenge. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
1885 Normally you’d have am the option to either throw it away here or discard it in the trash at home, but we’ve run out of to-go boxes. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1886 Oh it’s not trash it’s just my life 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1887 Our special tonight is locally sourced. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1888 Don’t mind Oscar 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1889 Here's what City Harvest didn't take. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1890 Gordon Ramsay just left. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1891 Our chef is a bit of grouch. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1892 Shall we start with an appetizer tonight? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1893 To minimize plastic use, your wasted leftovers can be trashed directly at your table. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1894 You might want to change your order. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1895 Please save your scraps for the chef’s dog 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1896 The soup? Frankly, it’s garbage. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1897 The ‘fête du raton laveur’ is for two, madame. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1898 Sorry, that you didn’t like our grilled cicada! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1899 Today’s special comes straight off of Sesame Street… 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1900 We are renowned for our less than traditional approach to meal preparation. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1901 To help save the planet everything on the menu is recycled. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1902 Our chef has responded to your requests for substitutions. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1903 And for any leftovers we offer onsite composting. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1904 Until we re-hire, we have to multi-task. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1905 Enjoy your meal. Your server tonight will be Oscar. 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1906 The menu IS farm-to-table, we just didn't specify which part of the farm. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1907 No, no, no. That wasn’t day-old cheese. Camembert is a Parisian delicacy. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1908 We are a nose to pail establishment. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1909 I believe the al fresco flambe is ready. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1910 Tonight’s special is from the archives of our round file. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1911 Can I interest you in our racoons experience? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1912 The dish of the day is so yesterday. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1913 Excellent choice. That's two chef's surprises. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1914 Did you ask for the tourist menu? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1915 We are decreasing our carbon footprint. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1916 Yes, we'll make it just like your marriage. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1917 We have a new philosophy: Reduce, Reuse, Re-serve. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1918 We can see where this date is going. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1919 The Kitchen is closed, but have what you want out of here. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1920 The first course is NOT recommended 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1921 Let’s skip the intermediate steps. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1922 My greatest apologies. Igor is not scheduled to collect the bodies until we are closed for the evening. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1923 And now Walter will present our special du jour. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1924 The special is a little something the chef threw together. 1.2700 0.06006 100 81 11 8
1925 We’re really doing out best to combat food waste 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1926 Trash can turkey is the rage in Texas. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1927 If you don't like your food we prefer that you simply toss it into the can because our chef becomes knife-happy when he gets a bad review. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1928 Can we start you off with an appetizer? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1929 Yes, you can order off the menu. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1930 Our new sommelier, Oscar, will talk you through the options. Grouchily. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1931 Giù must have offended Guido. Guido never forgets. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1932 You can make your selection from our cart. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1933 If it smells like a dead fish in a garbage can, that's because it IS a dead fish in a garbage can. We gave it a fancy French name and you ordered it. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1934 I would skip the special today… it’s absolute garbage. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1935 Our Chef’s special tonight is chicken sautéed in an earthy mushroom sauce with an essence of galvanized tin. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1936 You were asking if we follow city recycling guidelines? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
1937 ... and here's Andre with a selection of our "street cuisine" offerings. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1938 In the spirit of sustainability we source all our food from our own back alley. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1939 We have a great canburnet for you this evening. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1940 We offer composting your left overs for a small fee. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
1941 Terribly sorry but we are fresh out of the broiled grouch in yellow bird sauce. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1942 Today we're featuring our unfinished dinner sampler. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1943 And here is Pierre with today's specials. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1944 You asked to see the chef’s specials? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1945 Would you care to see our takeout specials? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1946 Do you like leftovers? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1947 You say you wrapped your false teeth in a napkin and the waiter cleared the table? So sorry, he did not find them in the trash, feel free to look for yourself. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1948 Would you like to hear about tonight’s specials? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1949 ...and which one of you ordered la grande poubelle? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1950 Here is what we have left ! 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
1951 It’s locally sourced and zero waste. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1952 So which one is getting dumped tonight? 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
1953 It’s our way of identifying with the marginalized. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1954 The Chef’s Special. Well, the rats think he is. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1955 yes, indeed, you CAN get that wine by the barrel” 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1956 Some restaurants tell you where your food comes from, we show you where it is going. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1957 would you point it out please. luis was not awre you wanted a doggy bag 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1958 Our featured seafood is Chilean Sea Bass in the Chief’s special marinade. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1959 I can explain. The restaurant critic just left. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1960 Your ride is here. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
1961 Yes, we do have a few servings of last week's special available. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1962 We are out of the Chateau Margaux, Sir, but we have some bin ends that might interest you. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1963 This place is a dump 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1964 Would you like to hear yesterday's specials? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1965 We checked your credit score, here is your dinner. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1966 We've brought the sidewalk dining experience inside. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1967 Would you like to start with leftovers? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1968 Oh, that’s the Garbage Salad …tossed at your table… 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1969 Well, sir, I did mention that the dish that you ordered is often a little hard to keep down. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1970 I highly recommend the steak Oscar. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1971 The kitchen is closed now, but please try our hors d'oeuvre. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1972 I’m afraid Remy’s brother Emile is filling in as head chef tonight. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1973 Would you care to see our Monday selection? 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1974 We're a bit shorthanded, so today's special is a 10 percent discount if you bus your own table. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1975 Just in case it doesn't go well... 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1976 This evening's special Étouffée 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1977 As we speak, Henri takes out the trash. The French way! With the lid off! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1978 To help you choose we let you see what others have discarded. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1979 Sir, your editorial said 46% of food is wasted so we're offering an added option to the menu." 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1980 I'm afraid we're out of patience. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1981 I regret to inform you that we are still only doing takeout. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1982 Emile may have misunderstood your order, Monsieur. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1983 It’s our farm-to-table-to-rubbish special. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1984 Please excuse my brother. He misheard your dumpling order. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1985 Congratulations! You're the first couple to sample this week's special dessert -- apple dump cake. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1986 Here nothing is thrown away… we used everything… I’ll show you 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1987 And for your entertainment tonight, we have 'Steve' the last surviving member of STOMP! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1988 Before I mention our special of the day, give us a drumroll Hans! 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1989 Why yes, you can have ALL our leftovers 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1990 I don't recommend anything on the menu. It all tastes like trash.. 1.2660 0.04582 94 69 25 0
1991 The kitchen couldn’t help but notice you both ordered the Chef’s Surprise. “ 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1992 We appreciate your trenchant comments. The chef created a special dinner for you tonight, as his own little thank-you. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1993 Your waiter will bring it right out. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1994 . Tonight’s specials are ala cán 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1995 I'm sorry, folks. Takeout bags are no longer available. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1996 Our sommelier Oscar would be happy to make a recommendation. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1997 We decided to downsize our staff, so would you mind clearing your own plates? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1998 The chef says he has a few things left that are off menu. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1999 Unfortunately, this week's Saturday Special is also last week's Saturday Special 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2000 No, your bridge was not found on any of your plates. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2001 We also offer options for patrons who miss the outdoor dining experience. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2002 From trash to table. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2003 Yeah, honestly it’s more of a texture thing for me. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2004 Be aware that there may be a few tiny bones in the salmon. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2005 Please excuse Luigi. He's clairvoyant. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2006 What kind of dressing would you like on your salad? 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2007 Today's special is recycled leftovers. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2008 We are out of the plat du jour but may I interest you in the plat d'hier? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2009 Compliments of the chef and his nervous breakdown. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2010 You can throw your mask away here… 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2011 ‘Our guest chef this month, Oscar the Grouch’ 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2012 We advise that you hold any 'compliments to the chef' until after the meal. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2013 The soupe d’hier is an excellent choice. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2014 And now - Oscar will perform a theatrical reading of tonight's specials, "Sesame Street-style." 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2015 We have not gotten particularly good reviews of our menu specials. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2016 Who ordered the soup of the day? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2017 Last chance. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2018 We offer a fresh mélange of organic, probiotic, and locally grown items. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2019 '...and if you don't like the meal you can throw it out" 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2020 Sir, we’ve received complaints about your attire. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
2021 I am afraid this is a restaurant where you cook your own food at the table. Simon will be firing up the can for you momentarily. Bon appetit! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2022 We do appreciate your patronage especially since our ratings have been inexplicably dropping. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2023 Our first course comes from an upper income neighborhood. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2024 Our reviews have been dropping lately. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2025 Is there a cover charge? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2026 Would you care to look at last week's dessert tray? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2027 In lieu of a fixed gratuity, feel free to fill up our tip jar. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
2028 Sir we re very serious about recycling 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2029 Of course, we use only zero-miles products. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2030 Can I interest you in our 3 day old red snapper? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2031 I would suggest a white wine! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2032 Giles will now perform the menu for you and tonight, it will be in the style of ‘Stomp’. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2033 Might I suggest our special for today? 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
2034 Sorry, with the labor shortage we've been hiring anyone we can and the new busboy hasn't quite gotten the hang of it yet. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2035 Perhaps you would care to see what the chef did with the last patron who ordered a Sauvignon Blanc with pork chops? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2036 The Corona special no smell no taste 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
2037 Don't reject it until you try it. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2038 Oh, he's just getting ready for when you send your food back. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2039 Our new busboy is still in training. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2040 Please forgive him. He hasn't adjusted to the promotion yet. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
2041 This is our new recycling menu 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2042 The food may taste bad but the decor is spectacular 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2043 The kitchen closes at 11:30pm” “oh I guess we still have 3 more minutes to order, right? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2044 Welcome to the White House Café, where it's always our pleasure to feed you garbage. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2045 We serve pick your own microbe on the menu 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2046 So I see you ordered a well-done steak. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
2047 Welcome to your urban foraging dine-in experience. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2048 I'm sorry but our chef just quit. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
2049 It’s a slightly more progressive vegan menu. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2050 I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we have to throw you out. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2051 Ah, here comes the dessert cart now” 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2052 Sorry, but without a reservation, you have to order from our limited menu. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2053 Our desert special tonight is composted compote. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2054 Rubbish sir? You say it was rubbish? Shall I call the manager? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2055 I was always considered the lucky twin. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2056 And now we present tonight’s locally sourced, sustainable entrée option 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2057 —and now, Andre will prepare your special marshmallow flambé 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2058 Complimentary with your wafer thin mint, monsieur” 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2059 I am terribly sorry the dinner was not to your liking, sir, we of course will fully refund you as soon as you return the goods 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2060 The chef insists you will love his cicada frittata, but we want to be ready just in case. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2061 Yeah, we’re actually twins.” 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
2062 Detriments of the Chef. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2063 Our special of the day is Steak Oscar. It's not what you think. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2064 Our Garbage Plate is more than a mere name on a menu." 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2065 'No one asks what he recommends anymore.' 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2066 We've decided to use disposable ceramic plates to save the trees and the oceans. After you finish your meal, just toss your dish into the barrel, and you've done your part 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2067 I could say "Don't judge a book by its cover." but I won't. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2068 It’s pronounced garbahge madam 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2069 - Sir, I am so proud to show you our exclusive non-tip members reward program. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2070 Honey, when I asked you to take me out I didn't mean literally 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2071 No sir, I am not sure why we've received a C rating. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2072 Robert now will take requests for your dinner music solos. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2073 We want to show you today's special. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2074 Tonight we’d like to introduce you to some unique street cuisine. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2075 I'm sure Ernie can help you find something within your budget, sir. Congratulations on the book! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2076 We’re gonna need you to bus your own table. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2077 It seems your card was declined... 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2078 It’s for people who are not vaccinated. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2079 Here's your bucket, Mr. Creosote. Now, may I interest you in our entire menu? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2080 The chef appreciates your appetite for stinky cheeses and would like to bring you something truly funky. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2081 Our mushrooms are prepared here in our restaurant's compost heap. Oscar will happily show them to you. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2082 Dumpster-fire-roasted, yes. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2083 Tonight’s specials will be prepared table-side. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2084 Would you like a box for your leftovers? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2085 Our bouillabaisse is a serendipitous combination of delicately aged ingredients. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2086 Yes, it's our new 'alley to table' concept. We source ingredients only from restaurant dumpsters within a 5 block radius! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2087 You did tweet this meal was — and I quote — a "dumpster fire," no? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2088 First let me show you the items I don't recommend. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2089 Are you sure you want to see the specials? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2090 Because you complained about the meal, the chef is sending out something very special. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2091 First of all, I'd like to apologize for your shrimp alfredo being a bit 'off', tonight. Tony, is going to assist you in regurgitating, and then we have a complimentary lemon sorbet to cleanse your palette. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2092 Welcome to our new concept restaurant: farm to table to farm. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2093 Our restaurant serves an authentic NYC Garbage Salad. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2094 Yes, we’re a zero waste kind of restaurant 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
2095 Tonight’s ‘garbage plate’ will be prepared table side. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2096 It's been one of those weeks. We would first like to NOT recommend the following... 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2097 I apologize for the long wait. Dinner is now served. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2098 We’re trying a Ratatouille thing with our head chef, but I’m starting to suspect he’s just a regular raccoon. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2099 Our special is fresh off the streets 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2100 Folks, we have something completely organic for you tonight! 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
2101 And now here is Francois to show you tonight’s specials. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2102 I told you the special was Veal Oscar; what did you expect? 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
2103 You can talk to the chef yourself! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2104 Pay him no mind. It's an overstated attempt at criticism 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2105 Tonight’s menu is 100% freegan. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2106 Or we can go straight to desert. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2107 And this is Andre with today's special. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2108 We only serve one size for drinks. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2109 With our reopening post-Covid, I'm sure you will enjoy our elegant, well-aged leftovers! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2110 The fish has bones. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2111 May I recommend what the cat dragged in? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2112 Yes it's farm-to-table, and maybe back to table. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2113 Let's review, again, recycling etiquette. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2114 For our next selection your waiter Maurice's rendition of a scene from the play " Stomp". 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2115 Good evening. Tonight, we feature an efficient solution to the national labor shortage. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2116 Forgive him. It’s his way of saying, “Please leave already. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2117 That smell...? It's the cheese board ma'am 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2118 Today’s special is rubbish 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2119 We’ve had a very special message from the chef … 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2120 I apologize but we’ll have to throw you both out. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2121 No, unfortunately our violinist took ill tonight, but luckily my brother is a one-man STOMP tribute act and will be filling in. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2122 Sid is dragging in the first course now. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2123 Would you like the kale on the side, or should we skip the pretense and throw it instead? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2124 The drummer we booked couldn’t make it. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2125 As a homage to yesterday's haute cuisine... now passé... we today invite you to consider our basse cuisine. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2126 I'm afraid you have offended Guido. He hopes you will enjoy instead, the Chef's special. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2127 Tuesday and Fridays specials are… 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
2128 All our food is recycled. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2129 It’s for your shells from the Mediterranean Mussels platters you ordered! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2130 And for the ratatouille you can select your own rat from today’s collection. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2131 Well, I’m sorry, our fresh catch of Oscar The Grouch was a very limited item and it appears we’ve run out… 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2132 Oh, that reminds me. I forgot to tell you our specials of the evening. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2133 The supply chain is much more efficient if we skip the middleman. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2134 Given your exquisite taste, might I suggest the Scrap du Dumpster. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2135 It's an immersive experience. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2136 Your un-appetizer will be prepared tableside. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2137 Catch of the day? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2138 ... and in addition to the daily specials, we have a very aggressive compost program. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2139 I am so sorry, Monsieur, but the kitchen is closed. Would you like the scraps? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2140 Last year our philosophy was “farm to table”. This year we are trying something new. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2141 We wanted our restaurant to have the authentic New York City scent 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2142 Chef takes very seriously the "nose-to-tail" ethos. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2143 I'm sorry sir, but your card declined. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2144 We specialize in reconstructed cuisine 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2145 It’s Monday, now about the fish. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2146 Even our trash cans are fully sanitized! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2147 Our cuisine is table to garbage. 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
2148 It's a component of our farm-to-table and back again environmental undertaking. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2149 Perhaps this steak is aged enough… 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2150 I’m so sorry, the menu has a typo. The dish this evening is in fact compost, not compote. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2151 I'm terrible sorry you misunderstood our "outdoor dinning" special 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2152 I thought we had run out of what you ordered, but then I realized that there was one last serving! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2153 Based on our latest reviews, you’ll be needing this. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2154 All our tableside service equipment is currently in use, but I believe we’ve come up with a work-around. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2155 Since we know you’re only ordering for the food selfie. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2156 NO! Not where have you ‘BIN’!!! Where have you BEEEEN!!! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2157 The crab is a fresh batch from Chernobyl. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2158 Like I said, we're farm to table to landfill to table. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2159 Our special today is canned tuna. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2160 Since the pandemic, we had a tough time hiring dishwashers...went to disposables." 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2161 I'm afraid we're out of pretty much everything, but... 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2162 Your waiter, Oscar the Grouch, will be right with you. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2163 Yes, we decided to open on Mondays, but it's still garbage day. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2164 Good news sir. I was able to get you the last two servings of our dinner special. 1.2571 0.05746 105 86 11 8
2165 The special this week is last week’s special. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2166 In case you don't like our food 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2167 If you're feeing that sick, we want to be able to help. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2168 We may have another order 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2169 We are currently offering curbside pick-up only. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2170 Ah, here comes the somellier now." 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2171 Our menu is 100% woke. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2172 May I compliment you on your selection of wine? 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2173 Post pandemic, if we may, we would like to awaken all our patrons to our new eco– cuisine. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2174 I recommend tonight's special, fresh from the kitchen. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2175 Chef didn't care for the substitutions you requested. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2176 Chef Rocky Raccoon hope you enjoy this deconstructed dinner which works towards our goal of carbon neutrality by December 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2177 We use only the most daring of ingredients 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2178 les restes 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2179 It’s better than it looks 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2180 "Are you here to dine with your date or trash her? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2181 Our world-famous "waste-to -table" cuisine needs no menu. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2182 Our apologies, a Mr. Grouch has reserved this table. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2183 Before you order I would like you to meet the garbage man who won the "waiter look alike contest." He will be your server tonight. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2184 We don’t like to raise expectations about the food here, but the portions are very generous. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2185 The wine is garbAGED. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2186 Pre-composting is trending. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2187 Who ordered the house red? 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2188 I hate to ask you to move. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2189 He tells us it's all the rage in Paris these days 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2190 Pardon me, the rat under your table ordered a full garbage can. Our new open service policy is to serve anyone with a hungry belly. Would you be so kind to help with lifting the table cloth? 1.2561 0.06678 82 68 7 7
2191 We’ll get you started with some nice « ordures »… 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2192 Actually, both the Deconstructed and Low Waste food movements are quite on-trend right now. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2193 I'm afraid that today's specials aren't exactly fresh 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2194 I'm afraid the kitchen is closed, but Francois here has a can full of half eaten specials, we'd be happy to wrap something up for you. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2195 Um, about those leftovers you wanted. . . 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2196 Ah,your pot luck special. Bon appetit. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2197 Here come the specials 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2198 I’m afraid we only have Special of Yesterday 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2199 Ah, our menu has arrived. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2200 Yesterday's Special is all we have left on today's menu. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2201 Tonight's menu is Á La Can. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2202 Please share your concerns with our ombudsman, Oscar. We are getting him now. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2203 No, I couldn’t recommend the catch of the day, but you be the judge. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2204 It’s the newest Brooklyn trend 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2205 We have some wonderful creations from the past year. 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
2206 Certainly, we will take care of you. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2207 If you will pardon me,the new chef still has some confidence issues... 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2208 I'm sorry, sir, but the chef was not happy you sent back your food. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2209 Kitchen is now closed, but our cold menu is still available 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2210 flies on the side? 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2211 This is the final chapter of The Who Did It? Murder Mystery Dinner. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2212 Our famous zero waste dinner will be prepared at the table for you! Enjoy it! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2213 You ordered today's special? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2214 Would you like to see the freegan menu? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2215 Tonight's musical entertainment features Kevin, from the kitchen. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2216 Feel free to look for your engagement ring yourself....... 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
2217 Our chef's take on the all-you-can-eat buffet has been called "avant garde" 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2218 It's for the wafer thin mint. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2219 Yes Sir,all our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2220 If you can't foot the bill, then it's time to play toss your cookies. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2221 Today's special is on its way. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2222 L'garbage salade pour deux est served chez authentique 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2223 Tonight’s special is fresh boiled grouch. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2224 I promised him your leftovers 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2225 Last Call. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2226 Are you done with your marriage, Mr. Gates? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2227 No can do. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2228 This is Joffrey. Our provisional Chef de cuisine, Sous-chef, Saucier, Tournant, Pâtissier, Glacier and.. Busboy. The rest of our esteemed international staff are currently quarantined for your.. safety. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2229 Welcome to Expectations. May I take your order? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2230 We are out of the Veal Oscar but we have another Oscar special dish you might enjoy… 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2231 Now, there is a performative component to the dessert course. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2232 And here comes the Mar-a-Lago special of the day 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2233 As we say on our website, all our food is freshly-foraged.... 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2234 Do NOT include a caption; let wordless perfection be. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2235 I'm sorry, I can't recommend the tableside Caesar salad. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2236 The special this evening is the chef’s signature favorite, Dumpster Dive Divan Dumplings with Dragon Sauce 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2237 It's just a part of our Pre-Karen reaction response initiative. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2238 OK we found them, but please don't bring AirPods here again 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2239 Today's special is an angry Slavic man who will beat the shit out of you with a garbage can. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
2240 Louis will be preparing your entrees table-side. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2241 I'm sorry. We are all out of doggie bags. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2242 I’m sorry but we don’t serve your kind of garbage here. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2243 And for the vegan menu... 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2244 The special is a trend in marination. Truly one of a kind. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2245 We are saving time, bringing the suggestion box to you.... 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2246 The chef reads all the Yelp reviews personally. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
2247 Our specials are “urban forage” 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2248 And our Special today is a locally sourced Meat, Seafood, Pasta, Vegetable Hash! 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2249 It's called sustainable cuisine. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2250 Given the times, we find it helps to cut out the middle men and , in essence, go from table to farm. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2251 No sir, I’m afraid it is not a joke. The chef demands all well-done steaks be eaten out of the can. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2252 Almost everything on the menu is very good tonight. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2253 Sorry, first come first serve. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2254 For tonight’s special, Chef is saving you a step. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2255 Of course you may order the Mussels Marsala. However, most people are throwing out the shells. And the mussels. And the sauce. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2256 We would like to welcome you to Les Garbage… 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2257 Tonight's specialty of the house, was selected by the sophisticated palates of last evenings diners! Enjoy! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2258 We've recently changed our wine selection." 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2259 The rats aren't working today 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2260 Since you are unable to pay, we ask that you kindly return your meal here 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
2261 Are you sure, sir, that she didn't swallow it? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2262 Shall we take a look at today's specials? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2263 Our Chef is sick today, but you have your choice of yesterday's left overs at half price." 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2264 As an environmentally concerned venue, we provide precycling. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2265 "While I get your aperitifs, Maurice will serenade you with a medley of popular songs by Einstürzende Neubauten." 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2266 I see you’re getting trashed tonight 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2267 May I suggest our delectable vintage selection” 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2268 Your food is about to arrive! 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2269 Don't pay attention to him. He's having a feud with the chef. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2270 Madam expressed the desire to check out our aged beef. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2271 The Trump-special? Yes, we do serve it on request, although it's only ever been ordered by members of Congress. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2272 No credit card, No problem. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2273 Would you like to hear about our tasted menu? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2274 No money, no food. Cough it all back up, big boy. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2275 We've been advised to move you discretely to a safer location, sir. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2276 Let's cut to the chase and save everyone some time. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2277 Our expectation is that your taste buds will be overwhelmed at the first bite. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2278 Tonight's special was locally grown. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2279 Oh, excellent choice, sir, if I may say so. Six-day-old reserve Garbaggio is a house specialty! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2280 Tonight’s special is all you can eat from other diners’ leftovers 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2281 We've taken the dumpster dive to a whole new level. We call it canister cuisine. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2282 Chef Marcel wishes personally to receive your note explaining how to improve the coq au vin. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2283 We apologize, sir, but I guarantee this one has no fly in it. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2284 Certainly, sir. Our menu from 2020 is still available. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2285 You're lucky. He only comes on Tuesdays 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2286 My apologies, we've reached the bottom of the barrel in the way of tonight's specials. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2287 I'm sorry we misplaced your orders. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2288 Tonight’s special has a little bit of very night’s special for the past week. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2289 Of course we can provide a can opener 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2290 Is that fellow over there trying to tell us something? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2291 Tip, or else. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2292 We also have an all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2293 Catch of the Day you Say? Well, whatever George here caught in the alleyway! 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
2294 And for the chef's "special of the day".... 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2295 canned to table 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2296 Sir, we are running low on our menu items. but we do have a nice smorgasbord 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2297 Yes. It's remarkable that even though we were separated at birth,we both chose careers in the food service industry. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2298 Considering your price range. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2299 Yes. we receive many, many suggestions, and they are all given equal attention. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2300 And everything is locally sourced from our chef's own kitchen. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2301 We decided to skip the middle man and just throw away your doggy bag now 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2302 Tonight’s special is foraged last night’s special. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2303 We only serve freshly foraged foods 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2304 Then things got out of hand, I called him trash, and now I don't know what to expect..." 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2305 Our guest chef is Oscar Le Grouche. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2306 And we also have a fine take out menu. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2307 But the good news is that our sustainability program has plenty of choices. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2308 I'm sorry, but this table is reserved for the visiting Wuhan lab research team. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2309 After carefully accepting your feedback. Your waiter will escort you out, chefs orders. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2310 As you can see, fresh from the can. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2311 Congratulations! No one has ever submitted such a funny caption! This humble ceremony is to award you the golden bin with all the rest captions in it. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2312 It’s a soylet red, vintage 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2313 you may experience some discomfort a few minutes after, but not everyone does 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2314 We never said we don't use canned food... 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2315 We specialize in giving our guests an outdoor feeling indoors. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2316 Can I interest you in our special dish called 2020? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2317 And tonight’s musical entertainment has arrived from the subway - Hank, show em’ what you can do with that lid 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2318 We all know that after two weeks in the refrigerator, you'll be throwing it away anyway. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2319 I’m sorry, your reservation has expired. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2320 You may have heard that a certain top restaurant has gone vegan to promote sustainability. Here, we upcycle. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2321 …We were able to find what you had last time. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2322 Your economy ride share is ready for you. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2323 We only have the possum menu 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2324 No we couldn’t afford to keep the violinist… I am sure you’re gonna love Murray’s Version of Edelweiss!! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2325 Our new chef is terrible. Please place your meals in the garbage can. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2326 Certainly Sir. One steak well done. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2327 Now, when you asked for well done - let’s clarify. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2328 Is anything alright? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2329 Yeah, we've taken 'Dive Bar' next level 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2330 Tonight, the chef is serving Steak Oscar the Grouch. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2331 The special is prepared right at your table. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2332 Just in case you want to toss in your replacement meal, as well. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2333 This evening our special is Grouch Oscar 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2334 And, for the gentleman, Le Bin. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2335 before i take your order will you please put your expectations in our depository 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2336 My deepest apologies. We are incredibly sorry for the inconvenience my good sir. We will be happy to give you back your money if you feel that you want to return the meal. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2337 We call it Euro-Recycle-Fusion, or "Très-Chic" for short. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2338 We have a new Seniors’ Menu too! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2339 This is the closest we can come to "locally sourced post-biotics." 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2340 Tonight's special is L'bottom de l'barrel. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2341 While the desserts are being prepared,may I offer you our table side vomitorium? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2342 The food is really terrible. We just try to save you a trip to the bathroom. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2343 Your to-go leftovers are coming right out. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2344 I am sorry but with Covid all we can offer you is left overs. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2345 You requested take out? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2346 Organic freegan cuisine, trash to table. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2347 You're correct, Sir. Our restaurant is 100% organic. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2348 Have you eaten with us before? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2349 I will ask my colleague to let you see our daily specials 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2350 Ordinarily we don't serve condiments with hot dogs, but since you asked.... 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2351 Let’s start you off with our specialty, garbage salad prepared at your table. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2352 Oh him, that's just the grouch. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2353 we compost your leftovers. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2354 Our special tonight is aged beef, prepared using our family's secret, time tested aging process. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2355 Here come's your daily special order at our bottom of the barrel price. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2356 We’re just trying to save some time! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2357 Frank will show you tonight's specials. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2358 Good evening folks, Chef Ramsey suggested we drop this off. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2359 You can put all of your masks in our bin, our collector is on his way to your table. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2360 Our violinist cancelled, so instead we will enjoy the sounds of Stomp 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2361 We recycle! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2362 We call it Compost Tartar 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2363 It comes with bolognese. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2364 Our portions are super large. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2365 We’re bringing the dessert cart right over. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2366 here comes the beggar's chicken 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2367 I thought you said this was a five star restaurant?" "No, I said it was decent place to grab some food. You never listen to me. I think we should see other people. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2368 Tonight the chef is preparing the 33 gallon bouillabaisse. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2369 You may recognize some items from your last visit. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2370 Monsieur is welcome to leave a comment in our suggestion box. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2371 Our forager is off tonight but the dumpster diver has some 5th Avenue specials he's been raving about. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2372 As you can see, Tomas will be mixing only the freshest vegetable trimmings in your salads. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2373 Our "garbage plate" is the best in the city. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2374 Your card was declined, so you need to cough it up one way or another. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2375 Folks, you said you were in a bit of a hurry this evening! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2376 Our tableside guacamole is a bit unconventional. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2377 All our food is locally sourced. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2378 We have tailored a meal to fit your budget. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2379 Thank you, for not ordering the number 2? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2380 To be honest, I don't recommend the chef's special. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2381 Instead of having to read a menu,we can show you what we have for dinner. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2382 With this fish you may encounter a few bones. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2383 Unfortunately, we are out of doggie bags. however... 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2384 Our menu has very limited offerings due to staff shortages. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2385 You know what they say… other people’s trash are today’s special. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2386 He's been a bit short on patience lately, I apologize for what's about to happen next 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2387 To cut costs we're asking you to scrape your own plates. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2388 We're out of chicken caprise today but we have plenty left over from yesterday. It's good paired with a mature single malt Scotch whiskey. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2389 If you’re chewing gum please spit it out now. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2390 No monsieur, you heard it wrong. The Specialty of the House is not Cabbage. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2391 Are you sure you want your steak that rare? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2392 And everything on our menu is locally sourced. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2393 No, I cannot really recommend the Chef's Special. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2394 I'll show you what thed other guests did not like 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2395 But you DID order your steak Oscar style… 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2396 Tonight, monsieur et madame, we are at your disposal! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2397 Jeff immediately regretted ordering the hobo style s’mores for two 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2398 No, it’s okay. We are bringing the complaint submission box over now. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2399 May I interest you in our exquisite homeless dining experience? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2400 Welcome to Freegans, you're in luck, the couple on 54th still can't get their 4 year old to eat broccoli. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2401 Sink a roll into a trash can from your table and win a free dessert. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2402 I wouldn’t worry about that. He is just an aspiring prop-comic. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2403 And todays Chef Special, "Commune to Compost" 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2404 Our menu this evening includes gluten-free and vegetarian options, and…ah, Gaston is here with a selection of our finest freegan cuisine. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2405 Monsieur - your 'la Poubelle,' as ordered sans menu. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2406 You'll need this once you try what you ordered. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2407 Tonight’s Special is Dumpster Diving 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2408 Our entrees are one hundred percent recycled. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2409 We're a little short-handed. Your waiter will be with you shortly. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2410 Well, you did say you wanted the cheapest thing on the menu! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2411 Our specials tonight include ballots from the 2020 election. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2412 Farm to table” was last season. This season’s theme is “table to trash” 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2413 Well, more “obvious political metaphor” than degustation…. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2414 You said “all rotten?” 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2415 Our Pre Fixe has had mixed opinions. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2416 Our chef has unfortunately chosen this evening to retire, so our specials are not up to our normal standards. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2417 The busboy training isn't going as well as we hoped. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
2418 It’s today’s special: shark bin soup 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2419 Our special is made right here. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2420 We have leftovers. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2421 We are asking that guests bus their own tables due to short staffing, thank you in advance for your understanding! 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2422 Don't order the soup 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2423 We’re doing everything we can to stay relevant. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2424 First, we'll choose a protein... 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2425 We're only serving our special tonight. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2426 Madame et monsieur. Discard your expectations about tonight’s meal, s’il vous plait. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2427 Apologies, but with our new protocols we need to discard the tablecloth before dessert. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2428 Before I get the wine, I’d like to show you the specials Gordon Ramsay spat out.” 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2429 It's our new composting program: discard any trim, shells, and the paper menu into the bin after your meal and we'll discount the check 10%. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2430 At least it didn’t get into your soup! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2431 Our food is garbage. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2432 If you don't enjoy our all-vegan gluten-free low-calorie specials, just go ahead and throw them in the garbage can. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2433 Shall I tell you about tonight’s specials?" 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2434 You requested a raw diet? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2435 We never make suggestions, but we always give warnings." 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2436 Alain our forager, now presents the Détritus du Jour from which you shall choose for Chef to create your fabulous Dîner Recyclée 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2437 Just don’t talk back. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2438 Our new chef only uses local ingredients, very local. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2439 Our special for the evening is an “all you can eat option." 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2440 Last things First 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2441 Which one of you ordered the a la carte? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2442 You said you wanted your steak well done, correct? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2443 I hope you enjoy your dinner at Applebees 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2444 Due to supply chain disruptions, I'm afraid canned tuna is the only thing on the menu tonight. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2445 I’m afraid we have a very strict dress code. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2446 That's the LAST time he calls our Chicken Milanese trash! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2447 Are you sure you said “cabbage” salad, Sir? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2448 Here comes your special buffet 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2449 And I am sure you'll love our new tossed-out salad. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2450 I'm terribly sorry your meal wasn't satisfactory. Please choose anything you'd like from the dessert bin - it's on the house. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2451 We'll show you how fresh it is. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2452 We'll be starting with the salad of wilted greens. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2453 It's our new diet menu: you select a high calorie, high fat item plus a decadent dessert and we throw it right into the trash once its served. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2454 Sorry pal but you didn't say "au d'oeuvres". I took the order and I distinctly heard you ask for "des ordures". 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2455 we will leave this by your table to use after your tenth course... 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2456 Gordon Ramsay said our food was garbage, and we're proving him right. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2457 Ah yes, the Raccoon Special… excellent choice. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2458 Our cocktail of the day is Trash Can Punch. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2459 I do so apologize. Supply chain issues render this the only container left in the restaurant in which we can place your leftovers. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2460 before you eat I would like to make it aware that we are a one star restaurant 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2461 Sorry, all the alley tables are reserved for tonight, but we serve the same menu in here. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2462 Of course we support recycling to avoid food waste! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2463 Waiter: “Our special today is ‘Oscar the Grouch.’ It comes served with our signature Mole, which is prepared using the finest social inequities we’ve swept under the rug for decades, and a lemon twist.” 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2464 We'll make sure Oscar feels right at home 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2465 It's "you name it, you eat it" special night. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2466 The health department has required that your order go straight into the garbage, before you can eat it. That's the only way they'll allow us to stay open! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2467 I told you the Early Bird special was no-frills. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2468 Tonight we will showcase dishes you could have made with the food you recently ‘cleaned’ out of your refrigerator. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2469 I'm sorry, but leftovers isn't really a thing we do here. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2470 Ignore the prop, our garbage disposal is broken! 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2471 Yeah Diane, there's obviously a reason for our 1 star Yelp review. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2472 why certainly, here comes our maitre d' with our recommendation box 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2473 No, no, no! I said FROMAGE 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2474 Our friend Oscar will be joining us, but he has an unusual seating request. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2475 Due to budget cuts, take-out, doggie bags, and a la carte items are similar. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2476 We keep telling him it's not "Bone appétit"! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2477 All the broken supply chains means our offerings are rather limited. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2478 This evening, Chef will be highlighting items from our new Zero Waste menu... 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2479 We’re out of the Kitchen Sink Pizza, but we do have something you might be interested in. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2480 To expedite delivery tonight, Marco has served your dinner to go. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2481 ...and for your entree, you may choose from the food you wasted over the last week 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2482 I apologize, but today's specials are quite limited. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2483 No, we don't do doggy bags. However, we do trash. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2484 I'm sorry sir, we won't be able to serve you until you add to the pot to bring back our kitchen staff. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2485 Apologies, my brother forgets the alley is now our al fresco dining experience. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2486 Our unlimited buffet has no limits. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2487 We have a new organic menu” 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2488 The pandemic reopenings and closings have given us new options for a smorgasbord. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2489 Tonight’s buffet is a la carte! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2490 Our special tonight is a very authentic dish inspired by the Chef’s childhood in the poorer neighborhoods of the city 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2491 For starters, how about something from our 'Street to Table' menu? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2492 I've been told the food here is garbage 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2493 It’s authentic. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2494 The roast Oscar the Grouch will be deboned for you by Bob. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2495 Our green menu features 100% lightly recycled food. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2496 You had the huevos a la basura, Sir? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2497 You’ve heard the phrase, “garbage in, garbage out” haven’t you? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2498 Today's special is dumpster diving! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2499 Our special tonight is called the garbage plate… 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2500 I’m sorry, but the menu clearly outlines our zero-waste policy 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2501 might I recommend the Chef’s Special? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2502 It’s the post pandemic dilemma ….garbage in …garbage out ! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2503 My assistant Alphonse will present tonight's recycliable specials. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2504 No, our “Oscar” isn’t of the wiener variety. He is locally sourced and served fresh. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2505 Once again, Sir, I must remind you and Madame about our strict 'No Substitutions' policy, no matter what you've ordered using whatever language you thought was French in placing your order. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2506 Perhaps madame and monsieur did not understand that “restaurant réaffecté” means we serve repurposed food. Be assured it is only from the best neighborhoods. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2507 I'm afraid our local options are rather limited. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2508 You have to see this before you place your order. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2509 We've heard of your Yelp reviews, sir... So we made this especially for you. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2510 I’m sorry we cannot let you eat your take out from Arby’s in this restaurant. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2511 If it tastes like garbage, that’s because it is 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2512 Sparkling, still, or garbage water? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2513 Sorry our drain is currently out of order, but you can throw your expectations right here. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2514 Nonsense--he's dragging it. It is definitely not a la carte 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2515 We have a wonderful retro entree that we feel is worth trying again! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2516 Louie is bringing the specials to show you now. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2517 I assure you that GIGO's delivers the finest "garbage in, garbage out" dining experiences in the city. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
2518 Would you care to try our foraging menu? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2519 The new chef from the Amazon and this is just in case the monkey stew doesn't agree with you. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2520 And then we have the Chef’s Buffet 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2521 It appears that Oscar has made his way into your soup. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2522 We're completely organic. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2523 For your appetizer, you will be listening to Bob playing his version of all-you-can-hear STOMP. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2524 I ordered CABBAGE soup! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2525 ..and tonight, our kitchen has prepared a probiotic special. The haute-bacteria has been expertly cultured in a very traditional method that has been used for generations. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2526 To be honest, today's special is not that special. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2527 Here's what we were able to find "in the back". 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2528 This is our version of a Pu Pu platter. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2529 Our next selection is hyper local 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2530 Stay away from the chef's special 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2531 Dumpster diving is all the rage. You can choose your own entree or let us. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2532 We trashed our service charge. It was garbage so here's our new improved tip jar. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2533 Our chef takes the “zero-waste” dining experience to a new level 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2534 Today’s special is steamed Oscar the Grouch served in his own can. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2535 Today's sustainable catch is litterfish with a refuse compote. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2536 I’m afraid we’re all out of garbage. But we do have some fresh trash. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2537 Tonight your meal will be served A’ la détritus 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2538 Garbage in - Garbage out. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2539 You might want to start off with a doggy bag. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2540 We call this our “Raccoon Special.” 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2541 We don't have menus, but Pierre will show you the selections. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2542 It’s the House Special! Take or leave it! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2543 We encourage our patrons to pick out the rat for their Ratatouille. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2544 Actually many species of trash fish have become quite popular. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2545 We've run out of the fish, however, we have several other choices for you to consider. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2546 And for dessert, the drafts of #caption-contest." 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2547 Might I recommend the ratatouille? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2548 Following our success with farm-to-table, we’re now experimenting with table-to-farm.” 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2549 I told the chef that you wish your steak to be "well done," but I must tell you, this does not usually end happily. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2550 We usually do not share the recipe, Sir, but if you insist..." 👆👆👆👆👆 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2551 I’m sure you CAN leave out some minor details in your review. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2552 Umm, my apologies, I am afraid your card was refused. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2553 And for those watching their waste line… 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2554 Our compost is next to none. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2555 One Houston Astros special, coming right up. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2556 Tonight’s specials from our repurposed menu are............ 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2557 It's back alley to table. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2558 To fully enjoy your evening, I suggest you place your phones in our custom repository. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2559 Oh, you meant THAT kind of doggie bag. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2560 Your last course is all the food everyone else didn't eat 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2561 Here is Andre with the dessert cart. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2562 I'm sorry to inform you that we have to dispose of your tablecloth as it hasn't been sanitized. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2563 We fine it helps people adjust to eating inside. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2564 We can retrieve your steak from the trash can sir, but I'm afraid we'll still have to charge you for it. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2565 Yeah, save your trash talk for the other guy! 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2566 The chef insists we deliver well done steaks this way. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2567 For God’s sake play along! He’s an axe murderer! So… dessert? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2568 The special tonight is a nice garbagenadina. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2569 Here comes the daily buffet. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2570 If you can point to your lobster bisque, we will happily pack it for you. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2571 Welcome to New Jersey. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2572 Our sommelier studied in Leavenworth. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2573 We prefer to call it 'fusion.' 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2574 Considering your spirited history with the kitchen, Mr. Jennings, we thought this would be more efficient. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2575 As part of our no-waste ethos, we pass the guilt-ridden dilemma on to our patrons. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2576 I'm sorry, language like that is unacceptable in this establishment! Loui will escort you out. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2577 Actually, the Don won't be joining you for dinner tonight. Say your goodbyes to the missus. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2578 This IS the 'chef's surprise.' 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2579 Yes, we do have an interesting bin end. Unfortunately it’s not a wine. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2580 The catch of the day is raccoon. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2581 And first, we have an “amuse bouche” … 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2582 Since you said that you would rather eat trash than the meal you had ordered… 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2583 I have to ask you to pay your check in advance. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2584 The catch of the day is locally sourced. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2585 I’m sorry but once the Curb your Enthusiasm music starts playing we really can’t stop it 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2586 Please place the rest of your 2020 in here before your server arrives. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2587 Don’t mind him. He just got canned. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2588 We're a locavore eatery: "Trash to Table." 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2589 We have a special trash can for people who order the sauce on the side. Please, get in sir. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2590 We've taken organic dining to a whole new level. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2591 And the catch of the day is... 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2592 I'm sorry, today's special has been erased from the menu." 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2593 We just took it off the menu. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2594 Based on our Yelp reviews, we think you might need this. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2595 We’re out of clams today, but can I interest you in some half-shells? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2596 I warned you there were no substitutions 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2597 We’re terribly sorry, but our coat checker mistook yours for trash. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2598 ...but you still have to pay for the drinks. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2599 We're offering complimentary hors'd'oeuvres today. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2600 ...authentic street food. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2601 You don’t like my accent and you don’t want to be served by an immigrant and want to complain? My boss is bringing you the complaint box. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2602 Might I suggest the “Galvanized Trash Can Special over easy……? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2603 I believe you wanted to get rid of the "garbage dick," ma'am? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2604 It's been a bit slow with the pandemic. Can you clear your own plates? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2605 And my colleague will tell you about last week’s specials. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2606 We're proactive here. The chef had a bad day. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2607 Quick note about tonight. We've had some supply chain issues. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2608 No Thanks. We've got a one-bedroom. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2609 Do you prefer regular or junk food?" 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2610 We’re cutting down on waste and you can help. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2611 We don't offer "doggie bags".... 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2612 How fresh is the garbage salad? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2613 Why hear tonight’s specials when we can show you 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2614 Yes, madame. Your waiter is bringing the restroom now. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2615 Unfortunately, we are only offering take-in dining at this time. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2616 Being overly hungry for dinner out has created some challenges for our staff. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2617 You'll love our Chef's new take on sustainability. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2618 Before I tell you the specials, let me just note that 40% of food is wasted every day in the US.” 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2619 Chef uses ingredients that would have otherwise been tossed, to call attention to how much food we waste, often for no good reason, all served to you in dirty trashcans. Bon appetit. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2620 And tonight's special is ... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2621 Your steak, sir, cooked well-done." 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2622 The bad news, my dearest diners, is we are out of everything on the menu. The good news is we have some lovely recyclables on special. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2623 Tonight's special is garbage à l'orange, served on a bed of shaved cardboard. It comes with your choice of French onion soup or a tomato endive salad in a rodentia urinegrette. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2624 Might I recommend the chocolate mousse with berry compost? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2625 I think you will find the steaks particularly well aged. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2626 Sure, they’re fresh! Like, December 2019 fresh. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2627 We're quite strict about closing time. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2628 All our ingredients are sustainably sourced within a five-mile radius. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2629 Pierre, here, has prepared something special, just for you. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2630 Due to cutbacks, we'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel tonight. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2631 Gordon Ramsey read your review and decided it’s time you got served 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2632 Inside's outside, outside's inside, so waddya gonna have? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2633 We can run through tonight's specials, but they have received mixed reviews. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2634 Trust me. The Salmon Special is literally rubbish. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2635 And here comes Gerome with a look at tonight's special, our neighboring restaurant's special from last night. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2636 I'll get your drink orders while your waiter tells you about tonight's specials 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2637 And our Chef’s Special tonight is… 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2638 Due to the fact that we have just reopened our menu is quite limited right now." 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2639 And now, your sauteed grouch. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2640 We trashed our menu. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2641 We can offer you material to reverse engineer your dinner. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2642 I'm sorry, we're not open for in-person dining. We can, however, offer you some trash to take out. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2643 We assumed you knew when you looked at the menu and ordered it. What-Kind-of Garbage-is-this our speciality of the house. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2644 Or would you prefer our all you can eat special Boulabase? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2645 Due to supply chain disruptions we've been forced to rely upon alternative sources. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2646 ...So, as you can see, Sir, our garbage plates are, in fact, locally sourced. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2647 I don't recommend the blue plate special. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2648 The chef informs me that he will be experimenting with some of the menu items this evening. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2649 I’m so sorry to inform you that I’ve called the cops on you and they’re making me throw you in the garbage. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2650 Excuse our owner, he will be able to greet you after he takes out the trash and hand sanitizes. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2651 First couple to be forcibly removed from a New York restaurant post-Covid. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2652 Would you like the check? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2653 What bone would you like to take for your dog 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2654 I trust Madam enjoyed her Steak Oscar… here’s your to-go container 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2655 We have a lovely selection of upcycled crudités that used to be a vegetable platter at the office next door. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2656 Tonight’s special is served with tomato compost… or was it compote? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2657 Chef Oscar’s priority is that his guests feel at home while they dine 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2658 We are sorry that it seems like we don’t want you here, but the hostess told you we close in five minutes, and you still insisted to be seated, so…” 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2659 „Our is Chef is famous for his formidable reinterpretation of Street Food.“ 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2660 We've transitioned to a freegan menu. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2661 Tonight's specials are - Shrimp and cicada risotto, Cicada au gratin, or may I recommend the Surprise du chef. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2662 Let me show you the daily specials. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2663 Gordon Ramsay called this next dish on the menu: "Puré garbage" 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2664 Perhaps another vintage might be more appropriate. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2665 This is our immersion dining...DIVE, DEVOUR, DUMP.!! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2666 This next selection is an excellent example of our farm to table and quickly back to farm cuisine. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2667 Here we serve "post-waste cuisine" 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2668 Tonight's dessert special is a lovely compost of last week's blackberry crostata, Gâteau Victoire and Lost Frog Farms smashed apricots with crème fraîche. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2669 We have a staffing shortage, so for tonight’s special, we’re asking customers to clean their own tables. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2670 At Luigi's, we don't leave the same way we come in. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2671 We’re out of Fromage de tete, perhaps you’d like “Garbage de Pete”? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2672 What did you *think* "localvore" meant? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2673 Tonight’s special is La Poubelle Poisson with a lemon caper sauce. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2674 Some of our customers missed the curbside dining experience. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2675 I’m terribly sorry, but this table is reserved for Mr. Grouch. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2676 It's for two. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2677 I'll start with the "Specials" 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2678 We offer our sincerest apologies that tonight's special, the Filet Oscar, um...ran out. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2679 Pot luck, tonight. Pick out of the pot and good luck! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2680 Well, someone stole his steel drum. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2681 Tonight we're featuring trash fish. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2682 Again, I apologize for the disturbance. With all the composting now, we get the odd stray begging for scraps. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2683 No,this isn't farm to table. This is garbage to table. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2684 Today’s special is coffee covered fish wrapped in face mask. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2685 Your server will be right over with your dirty martini. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2686 Based on our latest reviews, this is our take-out option. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2687 We'll make that for you if you insist, but we can't find anyone who's willing to handle what you'll leave behind. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2688 No, that isn't your dinner coming. But it might be where it's going. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14