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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-06-13T22:12:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-06-27T22:15:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-06-21T22:15:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 28, 2021 |
Number of captions | 9411 |
Number of responses | 779033 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | They call it kitsch-and-release. | 1.7967 | 0.01213 | 4732 | 2225 | 1244 | 1263 |
1 | Well, well, well. If it isn't the one who got away. | 1.7956 | 0.01466 | 2984 | 1324 | 946 | 714 |
2 | If Bob calls and offers you a position on the board — don’t take it. | 1.7901 | 0.01864 | 1901 | 869 | 562 | 470 |
3 | And if you think the singing part is bad, just wait til I tell you where the batteries go. | 1.7716 | 0.01936 | 1817 | 873 | 486 | 458 |
4 | Well if it isn't the one that got away. | 1.7713 | 0.01663 | 2339 | 1085 | 704 | 550 |
5 | No, Jerry, I did not have a good weekend. | 1.7600 | 0.01670 | 2246 | 1037 | 711 | 498 |
6 | Just remember: If it looks that good, there’s probably a string attached. | 1.7470 | 0.01765 | 1980 | 924 | 633 | 423 |
7 | You think this is bad, you should'a seen what he did to the moose. | 1.7456 | 0.01729 | 2142 | 1027 | 633 | 482 |
8 | There are two things certain in life: death and taxidermy. | 1.7405 | 0.01681 | 2343 | 1158 | 635 | 550 |
9 | In hindsight, an earthworm in the middle of a river was pretty suspicious. | 1.7357 | 0.01716 | 2070 | 976 | 665 | 429 |
10 | Oh, they give you a plaque all right, but there’s a catch. | 1.7306 | 0.01731 | 1986 | 930 | 661 | 395 |
11 | The worm was delicious, but there was a string attached. | 1.7304 | 0.01740 | 2036 | 976 | 633 | 427 |
12 | And to add insult to injury, they didn't get my good side. | 1.7187 | 0.01939 | 1596 | 766 | 513 | 317 |
13 | Honestly, I’m just happy this isn’t a cutting board | 1.7096 | 0.02081 | 1412 | 696 | 430 | 286 |
14 | Eat that worm, you said! What's the worst that could happen? | 1.7061 | 0.02081 | 1354 | 654 | 444 | 256 |
15 | Can you recommend a good plaque remover? | 1.7046 | 0.02188 | 1317 | 667 | 372 | 278 |
16 | I'm a throwback | 1.7009 | 0.02222 | 1257 | 634 | 365 | 258 |
17 | I never should have opened my big mouth. | 1.7002 | 0.02208 | 1194 | 580 | 392 | 222 |
18 | And another thing. Stop referring to me as your trophy wife. | 1.6980 | 0.02269 | 1212 | 619 | 342 | 251 |
19 | They said it was a permanent position, and I fell for it! | 1.6966 | 0.02264 | 1190 | 600 | 352 | 238 |
20 | When I asked you to mount me, I had something else entirely in mind. | 1.6964 | 0.02338 | 1166 | 602 | 316 | 248 |
21 | A lot can happen between catch and release, my friend. | 1.6936 | 0.02226 | 1139 | 549 | 390 | 200 |
22 | Whatever you do,stay in school. | 1.6925 | 0.02292 | 1122 | 556 | 355 | 211 |
23 | ... and to top it all off, this isn't even my best side! | 1.6923 | 0.02267 | 1131 | 556 | 367 | 208 |
24 | Take my advice, kid. Stay in school. | 1.6906 | 0.02365 | 1073 | 539 | 327 | 207 |
25 | Of course I feel mounting frustration! | 1.6902 | 0.02391 | 1075 | 548 | 312 | 215 |
26 | And stop referring to me as your trophy wife | 1.6860 | 0.02468 | 1032 | 537 | 282 | 213 |
27 | I'm tired of being your trophy wife, Ken." | 1.6837 | 0.02478 | 999 | 514 | 287 | 198 |
28 | And to think I was flattered when they asked me to be “on the board”. | 1.6823 | 0.02489 | 982 | 504 | 286 | 192 |
29 | Does it look like I had a good day? | 1.6821 | 0.02472 | 972 | 492 | 297 | 183 |
30 | On the bright side, it's not a cutting board. | 1.6806 | 0.02557 | 886 | 443 | 283 | 160 |
31 | It's not the wooden plaque that bothers me. It's the banjo music that plays every time I speak. | 1.6794 | 0.02563 | 945 | 493 | 262 | 190 |
32 | Fine, but clearly someone thinks I'm a good catch! | 1.6753 | 0.02497 | 890 | 438 | 303 | 149 |
33 | They said they’d be delighted to have me on board. | 1.6735 | 0.02621 | 876 | 453 | 256 | 167 |
34 | I thought the classified ad said tax attorney, not taxidermy. | 1.6717 | 0.02678 | 862 | 454 | 237 | 171 |
35 | My advice? Keep your big mouth shut. | 1.6706 | 0.02568 | 850 | 424 | 282 | 144 |
36 | Go ahead” you said “what’s the worst that could happen. | 1.6703 | 0.02600 | 837 | 420 | 273 | 144 |
37 | You were right, getting a position on the board is not all I dreamed it would be… | 1.6691 | 0.02682 | 831 | 431 | 244 | 156 |
38 | Not what I had in mind when I said you could mount me. | 1.6690 | 0.02706 | 840 | 443 | 232 | 165 |
39 | Eat the worm!" you said! "What could go wrong!" you said | 1.6618 | 0.02815 | 757 | 398 | 217 | 142 |
40 | First place is not what you think. | 1.6604 | 0.02789 | 745 | 385 | 228 | 132 |
41 | Told you I was framed! | 1.6600 | 0.02831 | 750 | 396 | 213 | 141 |
42 | At least someone thinks I’m a keeper! | 1.6586 | 0.02683 | 741 | 367 | 260 | 114 |
43 | Never let them know you can sing, okay? Just don't. | 1.6574 | 0.02855 | 718 | 375 | 214 | 129 |
44 | Please take a look and let me know if they at least spelled my name right. | 1.6558 | 0.02840 | 706 | 364 | 221 | 121 |
45 | I should have questioned the offer to sit on their board. | 1.6544 | 0.02901 | 709 | 376 | 202 | 131 |
46 | Go for the worm," you said. "It will be okay," you said | 1.6518 | 0.02920 | 672 | 350 | 206 | 116 |
47 | Someone evidently thinks I am a great catch. | 1.6514 | 0.02790 | 654 | 320 | 242 | 92 |
48 | Have the worm appetizer you said, it's delicious you said. | 1.6507 | 0.03003 | 670 | 360 | 184 | 126 |
49 | And you said I would never mount to anything.. | 1.6483 | 0.02948 | 654 | 341 | 202 | 111 |
50 | It's not a great job, but it's better than being canned. | 1.6474 | 0.02905 | 641 | 326 | 215 | 100 |
51 | Hey, I was quite the catch in my day. | 1.6471 | 0.02871 | 646 | 326 | 222 | 98 |
52 | I'd stay for lunch, but I'm stuffed | 1.6471 | 0.02954 | 646 | 336 | 202 | 108 |
53 | You're looking at the price of immortality, pal. | 1.6434 | 0.02970 | 631 | 328 | 200 | 103 |
54 | Well, you said you wanted a trophy wife. | 1.6430 | 0.02980 | 633 | 331 | 197 | 105 |
55 | My dentist said getting rid of the plaque is going to be a challenge. | 1.6425 | 0.03061 | 621 | 331 | 181 | 109 |
56 | I'm having trouble seeing more than one side of this situation. | 1.6420 | 0.03013 | 595 | 305 | 198 | 92 |
57 | At first I was thrilled to hear I was a prize-winning catch | 1.6399 | 0.02921 | 597 | 298 | 216 | 83 |
58 | I’m tired of being called your trophy wife. | 1.6399 | 0.03116 | 597 | 319 | 174 | 104 |
59 | Don’t just float there. Get a screwdriver. | 1.6395 | 0.03127 | 588 | 313 | 174 | 101 |
60 | Fish of the Year... yeah, what an honor. | 1.6391 | 0.02994 | 593 | 303 | 201 | 89 |
61 | This is the last time I join a board. | 1.6390 | 0.03091 | 590 | 311 | 181 | 98 |
62 | This is not even my good side! | 1.6387 | 0.02968 | 595 | 302 | 206 | 87 |
63 | Larry, I don't want to be your trophy wife anymore. | 1.6382 | 0.03146 | 586 | 314 | 170 | 102 |
64 | This is what happens when you open your big mouth. | 1.6372 | 0.03075 | 576 | 299 | 187 | 90 |
65 | I guess it could be worse. Larry got breaded and fried. | 1.6356 | 0.03179 | 568 | 304 | 167 | 97 |
66 | They must have misunderstood when I asked for a tax attorney. | 1.6349 | 0.03328 | 567 | 319 | 136 | 112 |
67 | And to top it off, they spelled my name wrong. | 1.6343 | 0.03936 | 350 | 182 | 114 | 54 |
68 | You said you wanted a Trophy Wife, didn't you? | 1.6339 | 0.03177 | 560 | 298 | 169 | 93 |
69 | See, this is what happens if you don’t stay in school! | 1.6333 | 0.03131 | 559 | 293 | 178 | 88 |
70 | And you said, “Don’t worry, most of time, they throw you back. | 1.6325 | 0.03122 | 547 | 283 | 182 | 82 |
71 | I dropped out of school too, and look where it got me. | 1.6315 | 0.03033 | 540 | 270 | 199 | 71 |
72 | I fell for a phishing scam. | 1.6309 | 0.03274 | 531 | 285 | 157 | 89 |
73 | Catch and release my ass. | 1.6303 | 0.03487 | 476 | 258 | 136 | 82 |
74 | Take my advice. Stay in school. | 1.6297 | 0.03204 | 532 | 280 | 169 | 83 |
75 | Then they asked me if I would serve on the board. | 1.6281 | 0.03285 | 527 | 284 | 155 | 88 |
76 | And, then, when you make your wish, be specific. Very specific. | 1.6280 | 0.03331 | 535 | 295 | 144 | 96 |
77 | Me and my big mouth. | 1.6267 | 0.03412 | 450 | 233 | 152 | 65 |
78 | … and then, after going through all of that, his wife says, “You’re not keeping that thing in our house!” | 1.6264 | 0.03420 | 522 | 293 | 131 | 98 |
79 | I was "quite a catch" and look at me now. | 1.6240 | 0.03257 | 508 | 268 | 163 | 77 |
80 | Stop staring and get me a screwdriver! | 1.6235 | 0.03324 | 502 | 271 | 150 | 81 |
81 | Trophy wife? What makes you say that? | 1.6223 | 0.03414 | 503 | 278 | 137 | 88 |
82 | Typical. We hooked up, she strung me along, and I got board. | 1.6220 | 0.03407 | 500 | 275 | 139 | 86 |
83 | Take it from me - stay in school." | 1.6204 | 0.03353 | 490 | 263 | 150 | 77 |
84 | You wanted a trophy wife! Deal with it! | 1.6197 | 0.03353 | 497 | 269 | 148 | 80 |
85 | I guess this is what I get for opening my big mouth. | 1.6190 | 0.03302 | 483 | 254 | 159 | 70 |
86 | They promised me a plaque at my retirement party. | 1.6180 | 0.03258 | 479 | 248 | 166 | 65 |
87 | Fishermen are all the same. They feed you a good line, mount you, and leave you hanging. | 1.6176 | 0.03741 | 421 | 235 | 112 | 74 |
88 | Listen, kid. Stay in school. | 1.6174 | 0.03752 | 413 | 229 | 113 | 71 |
89 | Then he had the nerve to call me his trophy wife. | 1.6171 | 0.03412 | 491 | 270 | 139 | 82 |
90 | I’m telling you, it was classic bait and switch! | 1.6156 | 0.03497 | 463 | 254 | 133 | 76 |
91 | It was this or a plate. | 1.6154 | 0.03221 | 468 | 238 | 172 | 58 |
92 | Just stay in school, OK? | 1.6142 | 0.03397 | 464 | 248 | 147 | 69 |
93 | « And to top it all off, that’s my bad side” | 1.6135 | 0.03376 | 458 | 242 | 151 | 65 |
94 | When he asked if he could mount me, I misunderstood. | 1.6116 | 0.03564 | 448 | 248 | 126 | 74 |
95 | So…. remember when i saw that shiny thing | 1.6107 | 0.03585 | 447 | 249 | 123 | 75 |
96 | Stay in school…..I fell for the online learning | 1.6100 | 0.03610 | 441 | 246 | 121 | 74 |
97 | The irony is that I had just hosted a webinar on how to avoid phishing scams that use clickbait. | 1.6098 | 0.03670 | 451 | 259 | 109 | 83 |
98 | I’m not fully retired, I still sit on the board. | 1.6098 | 0.03491 | 451 | 246 | 135 | 70 |
99 | You should have seen him. He must have been six feet tall and 250 pounds. | 1.6096 | 0.03630 | 438 | 245 | 119 | 74 |
100 | Yes. To state the obvious, my problems HAVE mounted. | 1.6091 | 0.03632 | 440 | 247 | 118 | 75 |
101 | Whatever you do, don't let anyone know you can sing. | 1.6090 | 0.03543 | 445 | 245 | 129 | 71 |
102 | Not farmed. Framed. | 1.6087 | 0.03535 | 437 | 238 | 132 | 67 |
103 | Well you wanted a trophy wife. | 1.6085 | 0.03587 | 447 | 250 | 122 | 75 |
104 | They just said it was gonna be an Awards Dinner | 1.6069 | 0.03579 | 435 | 240 | 126 | 69 |
105 | Yeah, me and my big mouth... | 1.6056 | 0.03530 | 431 | 234 | 133 | 64 |
106 | I should have listened to you when you told me to keep my mouth shut | 1.6056 | 0.03606 | 431 | 239 | 123 | 69 |
107 | I know it LOOKS like a platter, but it's an award, OK? | 1.6043 | 0.03728 | 422 | 240 | 109 | 73 |
108 | That is my current background for Zoom meetings. | 1.6042 | 0.03648 | 427 | 239 | 118 | 70 |
109 | It's this job that pays for that fancy private school of yours. | 1.6038 | 0.03594 | 419 | 229 | 127 | 63 |
110 | It gets worse. Now everyone knows my weight. | 1.6019 | 0.03707 | 412 | 231 | 114 | 67 |
111 | I don’t think Bob fully understands Catch and Release. | 1.6000 | 0.03593 | 405 | 219 | 129 | 57 |
112 | No, Tom. I can’t look on the bright side. | 1.6000 | 0.03775 | 405 | 230 | 107 | 68 |
113 | When I was asked to serve on the board this is not what I had in mind. | 1.5964 | 0.03672 | 394 | 216 | 121 | 57 |
114 | Well yes, I guess I am "well-hung" for a fish. | 1.5964 | 0.03849 | 389 | 222 | 102 | 65 |
115 | You know how it is. Me and my big mouth | 1.5959 | 0.03782 | 391 | 220 | 109 | 62 |
116 | And on top of all that, my right side is my better side for photographs. | 1.5954 | 0.03717 | 388 | 214 | 117 | 57 |
117 | I’ve pretty much adjusted except for right turns. | 1.5953 | 0.03755 | 383 | 212 | 114 | 57 |
118 | Dentist said I have a severe plaque problem. | 1.5948 | 0.03829 | 385 | 218 | 105 | 62 |
119 | Stop asking me how my retirement is going. How does it look like it's going | 1.5942 | 0.03726 | 382 | 210 | 117 | 55 |
120 | Take the bait, you said. Live a little, try something new, you said. | 1.5942 | 0.03864 | 345 | 190 | 107 | 48 |
121 | You were the one who said he wanted a trophy wife. | 1.5938 | 0.03781 | 389 | 219 | 109 | 61 |
122 | Just keep your mouth shut and you'll be fine. | 1.5932 | 0.03735 | 381 | 210 | 116 | 55 |
123 | Stay in school, don't get hooked like me. | 1.5929 | 0.03873 | 366 | 205 | 105 | 56 |
124 | You have to learn to keep your mouth shut. | 1.5908 | 0.03914 | 347 | 192 | 105 | 50 |
125 | Stop gawking and go find a screwdriver" | 1.5903 | 0.03890 | 371 | 211 | 101 | 59 |
126 | You never heard of planked salmon? | 1.5886 | 0.03750 | 367 | 201 | 116 | 50 |
127 | Lunch? No thanks, I'm stuffed! | 1.5886 | 0.03848 | 367 | 206 | 106 | 55 |
128 | If it looks like a worm, acts like a worm, it isn't a worm. | 1.5884 | 0.03769 | 362 | 198 | 115 | 49 |
129 | If you push that button one more time… | 1.5884 | 0.03881 | 379 | 218 | 99 | 62 |
130 | Don't make the same mistake: stay in school! | 1.5879 | 0.03950 | 364 | 209 | 96 | 59 |
131 | Also son, avoid worms at all cost! | 1.5877 | 0.03835 | 359 | 199 | 109 | 51 |
132 | And then they had the nerve to spell my name wrong. | 1.5871 | 0.03880 | 356 | 199 | 105 | 52 |
133 | Then they make you sing the same damn song over and over! | 1.5871 | 0.03981 | 356 | 204 | 95 | 57 |
134 | Death and taxidermy. Nothing else is certain. | 1.5866 | 0.03720 | 358 | 193 | 120 | 45 |
135 | And I believed him, hook, line, and sinker. | 1.5863 | 0.03826 | 365 | 204 | 108 | 53 |
136 | Does this look like catch and release to you? | 1.5854 | 0.03791 | 357 | 196 | 113 | 48 |
137 | It was a classic bait and switch. | 1.5843 | 0.03943 | 356 | 203 | 98 | 55 |
138 | No I don't want to go out for dinner, I'm stuffed. | 1.5840 | 0.03923 | 363 | 208 | 98 | 57 |
139 | Stop pressing the button. | 1.5833 | 0.04035 | 348 | 201 | 91 | 56 |
140 | You say to yourself, "one little nibble won't hurt, and then, the next thing you know, you're hooked !" | 1.5819 | 0.04235 | 342 | 206 | 73 | 63 |
141 | I tell you, I was framed! | 1.5799 | 0.04173 | 338 | 200 | 80 | 58 |
142 | Then he said - I prefer fish who don’t get caught.” | 1.5786 | 0.04267 | 337 | 204 | 71 | 62 |
143 | Some bad things can happen between catch and release. | 1.5786 | 0.04055 | 337 | 194 | 91 | 52 |
144 | Well, Gerald? Didn't you always want a trophy wife? | 1.5780 | 0.03844 | 346 | 192 | 108 | 46 |
145 | And she then had the gall to call me a trophy wife! | 1.5778 | 0.04106 | 334 | 194 | 87 | 53 |
146 | I told them, ‘take me to the river, put me in the water.’ I thought ‘remove me from the board’ was implied. | 1.5764 | 0.04431 | 288 | 168 | 74 | 46 |
147 | I opened my big mouth. | 1.5745 | 0.04064 | 322 | 183 | 93 | 46 |
148 | I didn’t know how else to prove to you that I’m a catch, Marlene! | 1.5741 | 0.04021 | 324 | 183 | 96 | 45 |
149 | The guy who caught me was at least 9' tall. | 1.5740 | 0.04353 | 331 | 204 | 64 | 63 |
150 | This is not the seafood platter I had in mind. | 1.5737 | 0.04045 | 319 | 180 | 95 | 44 |
151 | Remember when you told me I was a good catch? | 1.5736 | 0.03984 | 333 | 189 | 97 | 47 |
152 | So I clicked "virtual background", and now I can't figure out how to turn it off! | 1.5732 | 0.04145 | 328 | 192 | 84 | 52 |
153 | I’m getting really tired of being seen as your trophy wife. | 1.5731 | 0.03949 | 349 | 201 | 96 | 52 |
154 | Yeah, I’m back. Apparently, I didn’t spark joy. | 1.5728 | 0.04173 | 316 | 183 | 85 | 48 |
155 | Screw you. I don't bring up every mistake you made. | 1.5728 | 0.04124 | 316 | 181 | 89 | 46 |
156 | Can you tell me - am I clear on the right? | 1.5723 | 0.03982 | 318 | 177 | 100 | 41 |
157 | Take it from me, don't become a trophy wife! | 1.5714 | 0.04184 | 315 | 183 | 84 | 48 |
158 | Admit it … I'm just your trophy wife. | 1.5705 | 0.04240 | 312 | 183 | 80 | 49 |
159 | Your friends dismiss me as a trophy wife. | 1.5704 | 0.04290 | 291 | 167 | 82 | 42 |
160 | Oh, sure -- I fell for it, hook, line, and sinker...! | 1.5701 | 0.04100 | 321 | 185 | 89 | 47 |
161 | It was a phishing expedition and I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. | 1.5701 | 0.03971 | 314 | 174 | 101 | 39 |
162 | I was framed, I'm telling ya! | 1.5700 | 0.04244 | 300 | 173 | 83 | 44 |
163 | They waterboarded me! | 1.5687 | 0.04157 | 313 | 181 | 86 | 46 |
164 | Yes the rumours are true, I'm very well hung | 1.5686 | 0.04405 | 306 | 185 | 68 | 53 |
165 | Work on my dismount? Clever. | 1.5682 | 0.04108 | 308 | 175 | 91 | 42 |
166 | Really? Not even a 'Look out for the hook Carl'? | 1.5682 | 0.04030 | 308 | 172 | 97 | 39 |
167 | Doc said I got a bad case of plaque | 1.5668 | 0.04145 | 307 | 176 | 88 | 43 |
168 | Do you know a good dentist that can remove this plaque? | 1.5667 | 0.04323 | 300 | 177 | 76 | 47 |
169 | If they mention onboarding in the job interview, swim away. | 1.5658 | 0.04478 | 304 | 187 | 62 | 55 |
170 | They said if I joined they'd give me a plaque. | 1.5649 | 0.04211 | 308 | 180 | 82 | 46 |
171 | Next time, YOU take the bait | 1.5649 | 0.04248 | 285 | 162 | 85 | 38 |
172 | Of course it makes it harder to swim! | 1.5642 | 0.04465 | 257 | 146 | 77 | 34 |
173 | No, it's not a fish story; it's more of a cautionary tale. | 1.5642 | 0.04183 | 296 | 169 | 87 | 40 |
174 | Don't play coy, I knew you only wanted a trophy husband all along. | 1.5619 | 0.04179 | 299 | 172 | 86 | 41 |
175 | I went to boarding school! | 1.5618 | 0.04388 | 283 | 166 | 75 | 42 |
176 | Don't take the bait Steve. Trust me. | 1.5608 | 0.04017 | 296 | 164 | 98 | 34 |
177 | Yeah, well I forgot the safe word, ok? | 1.5608 | 0.04157 | 296 | 169 | 88 | 39 |
178 | Rule number one: Don't get caught. | 1.5606 | 0.04455 | 289 | 174 | 68 | 47 |
179 | My advice: Stay In School ! | 1.5587 | 0.04414 | 281 | 166 | 73 | 42 |
180 | Stay in school! Don't get hooked and end up like me. | 1.5586 | 0.04224 | 290 | 167 | 84 | 39 |
181 | I opened my big mouth just once and now look at me. | 1.5571 | 0.04189 | 280 | 158 | 88 | 34 |
182 | Don't be like me. Stay in school! | 1.5567 | 0.04374 | 282 | 166 | 75 | 41 |
183 | Listen,Linda I’ve been framed. | 1.5567 | 0.04286 | 282 | 163 | 81 | 38 |
184 | ""It looks good" she said, "Have a nibble" she said. | 1.5567 | 0.03949 | 282 | 152 | 103 | 27 |
185 | This wasn’t what I had in mind when you said “trophy wife.” | 1.5563 | 0.04264 | 284 | 164 | 82 | 38 |
186 | It’s orthopedic, and I’ll ask you not to stare, thank you very much. | 1.5559 | 0.04212 | 286 | 164 | 85 | 37 |
187 | They told me it was an honor! | 1.5556 | 0.04045 | 279 | 153 | 97 | 29 |
188 | And it's my bad side, too. | 1.5547 | 0.04290 | 274 | 157 | 82 | 35 |
189 | Do not fall for their lines! | 1.5547 | 0.04443 | 274 | 162 | 72 | 40 |
190 | I can't help but think this would not have happened to a small-mouthed bass. | 1.5544 | 0.04195 | 285 | 163 | 86 | 36 |
191 | I’ve been framed! | 1.5536 | 0.04486 | 280 | 169 | 67 | 44 |
192 | This is what happens when you can’t keep your mouth shut! | 1.5536 | 0.04251 | 280 | 161 | 83 | 36 |
193 | It was a nightmare: plaid furniture, screaming children, and no cable tv! | 1.5535 | 0.04512 | 271 | 162 | 68 | 41 |
194 | There are worse things than getting eaten. | 1.5522 | 0.04234 | 268 | 151 | 86 | 31 |
195 | And whatever you do, DO NOT take the bait. | 1.5519 | 0.04434 | 270 | 159 | 73 | 38 |
196 | She showed up wearing fishnets and heels and when I woke up, my wallet was missing. | 1.5515 | 0.04500 | 272 | 163 | 68 | 41 |
197 | I was like a fish out of water after the merger, but they offered me a spot on the board. | 1.5506 | 0.04658 | 267 | 164 | 59 | 44 |
198 | …then I swallowed it, hook, line and sinker. Now look at me! | 1.5498 | 0.04453 | 271 | 161 | 71 | 39 |
199 | I thought spawning would be easy once I was mounted. | 1.5465 | 0.04627 | 258 | 156 | 63 | 39 |
200 | I didn’t realize this is what he meant by a “trophy wife”! | 1.5465 | 0.04627 | 258 | 156 | 63 | 39 |
201 | Yeah, I had a little work done. So what?! | 1.5462 | 0.04468 | 260 | 153 | 72 | 35 |
202 | First place isn’t all it’s cracked up to be! | 1.5462 | 0.04663 | 260 | 159 | 60 | 41 |
203 | When I asked you to mount me this is not what I had in mind. | 1.5455 | 0.04608 | 264 | 161 | 62 | 41 |
204 | Apparently mounting isn’t a euphemism for spawning. Who knew? | 1.5451 | 0.04392 | 266 | 156 | 75 | 35 |
205 | This is why you stay in school. | 1.5447 | 0.04575 | 257 | 154 | 66 | 37 |
206 | It's my new Zoom background. Whatdya think? | 1.5447 | 0.04406 | 257 | 149 | 76 | 32 |
207 | I didn’t climb off that wall and swim all this way to see you missing school! | 1.5444 | 0.04581 | 259 | 156 | 65 | 38 |
208 | Trust me, stay in school! | 1.5444 | 0.04614 | 259 | 157 | 63 | 39 |
209 | Next time, I get to pick where we eat | 1.5433 | 0.04584 | 254 | 152 | 66 | 36 |
210 | This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be your trophy wife. | 1.5433 | 0.05046 | 208 | 124 | 55 | 29 |
211 | Not true! I was framed. | 1.5430 | 0.04420 | 256 | 149 | 75 | 32 |
212 | And to top it all off, they spelled my name wrong. | 1.5430 | 0.04385 | 256 | 148 | 77 | 31 |
213 | I refused to be a trophy wife, so I left him. | 1.5423 | 0.04790 | 260 | 164 | 51 | 45 |
214 | Be ambitious, you said. Take your place on the Board, you said. | 1.5422 | 0.04655 | 249 | 150 | 63 | 36 |
215 | They told me I was getting a plaque. Talk about bait and switch. | 1.5418 | 0.04862 | 251 | 158 | 50 | 43 |
216 | He caught a bigger one. | 1.5417 | 0.04566 | 240 | 140 | 70 | 30 |
217 | I told you I was a catch. | 1.5412 | 0.04328 | 255 | 146 | 80 | 29 |
218 | I'm just not flexible enough to be in a relationship right now. | 1.5410 | 0.04472 | 244 | 141 | 74 | 29 |
219 | They don’t seem to get the whole catch and release concept. | 1.5407 | 0.04445 | 246 | 142 | 75 | 29 |
220 | I told you, I got hung up at work. | 1.5403 | 0.04455 | 248 | 144 | 74 | 30 |
221 | Go see what’s up there,” you said | 1.5403 | 0.04670 | 248 | 150 | 62 | 36 |
222 | Yes, I was a good catch! | 1.5400 | 0.04501 | 250 | 147 | 71 | 32 |
223 | Don’t let them know you can sing. | 1.5400 | 0.04572 | 250 | 149 | 67 | 34 |
224 | This is how you stay out of the frying pan and get onto the fireplace. | 1.5400 | 0.04572 | 250 | 149 | 67 | 34 |
225 | Mom always told me I'd never mount to anything. | 1.5397 | 0.04509 | 252 | 149 | 70 | 33 |
226 | And they got my name wrong. | 1.5391 | 0.04487 | 243 | 141 | 73 | 29 |
227 | My dentist says it's a plaque problem. | 1.5391 | 0.04562 | 243 | 143 | 69 | 31 |
228 | You think YOU had a bad day! | 1.5391 | 0.04524 | 256 | 153 | 68 | 35 |
229 | What happened? I should have come in second. That’s what happened. | 1.5388 | 0.04607 | 245 | 146 | 66 | 33 |
230 | This isn’t exactly what I imagined when they promised me a seat on the board... | 1.5388 | 0.04643 | 245 | 147 | 64 | 34 |
231 | And if they offer you a plaque, turn it down! | 1.5385 | 0.04579 | 247 | 147 | 67 | 33 |
232 | I should have asked for the gold watch instead of the plaque. | 1.5385 | 0.04755 | 247 | 152 | 57 | 38 |
233 | No, I am not fishing for compliments! It’s obvious I’m well-hung. | 1.5372 | 0.04760 | 242 | 148 | 58 | 36 |
234 | ‘…nope, just the one song’ | 1.5369 | 0.04359 | 244 | 139 | 79 | 26 |
235 | Oh, yeah. Like you've never bought into some stupid scam hook, line, and sinker. | 1.5367 | 0.04556 | 218 | 123 | 73 | 22 |
236 | I made my getaway when the basement flooded. | 1.5366 | 0.04484 | 246 | 144 | 72 | 30 |
237 | I don’t see you winning any trophies! | 1.5363 | 0.04457 | 248 | 145 | 73 | 30 |
238 | No no no. The worst part was the rejection! Have you ever been re-gifted? | 1.5360 | 0.04502 | 250 | 148 | 70 | 32 |
239 | I resent being referred to as a trophy wife. | 1.5359 | 0.04650 | 237 | 141 | 65 | 31 |
240 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked you to mount me! | 1.5316 | 0.04803 | 237 | 146 | 56 | 35 |
241 | I was just a trophy wife. | 1.5315 | 0.04519 | 254 | 153 | 67 | 34 |
242 | Sorry I’m late, I got hung up. | 1.5314 | 0.04545 | 239 | 141 | 69 | 29 |
243 | So look who's the trophy spouse now! | 1.5314 | 0.04545 | 239 | 141 | 69 | 29 |
244 | No, Susan. Things have not been good with me. | 1.5307 | 0.04871 | 228 | 140 | 55 | 33 |
245 | But you said you wanted a trophy wife | 1.5303 | 0.04518 | 264 | 162 | 64 | 38 |
246 | No, I don't know any other songs! | 1.5302 | 0.04608 | 232 | 137 | 67 | 28 |
247 | You think this is bad, you should’ve seen the moose.” | 1.5302 | 0.04688 | 232 | 139 | 63 | 30 |
248 | He said he wanted me to be his trophy wife ! | 1.5289 | 0.04840 | 225 | 137 | 57 | 31 |
249 | 'What an interesting worm' , you said! 'Why don't you try it?', you said! | 1.5289 | 0.04587 | 225 | 131 | 69 | 25 |
250 | What do you mean, where have I been? | 1.5287 | 0.04588 | 244 | 147 | 65 | 32 |
251 | This wasn't what I meant when I asked you to mount me. | 1.5286 | 0.04888 | 227 | 140 | 54 | 33 |
252 | You think it’s easy being a trophy wife? | 1.5284 | 0.04775 | 229 | 139 | 59 | 31 |
253 | They could’ve at least got my good side. | 1.5277 | 0.04604 | 235 | 140 | 66 | 29 |
254 | Yeah, well the modeling career didn’t work out the way I had hoped. | 1.5273 | 0.04575 | 220 | 127 | 70 | 23 |
255 | At least I’m a keeper! | 1.5270 | 0.04454 | 222 | 126 | 75 | 21 |
256 | take the bait," you said..."what could go wrong," you said.. | 1.5265 | 0.04783 | 226 | 137 | 59 | 30 |
257 | No, Herman, I don't want to be your trophy wife. | 1.5261 | 0.04720 | 230 | 139 | 61 | 30 |
258 | So, I had a little work done. Who hasn't? | 1.5250 | 0.04908 | 200 | 118 | 59 | 23 |
259 | Dad always said you'd never mount to anything. | 1.5249 | 0.04560 | 221 | 128 | 70 | 23 |
260 | It just so happens that I come from a long line of trophy fish. | 1.5249 | 0.04694 | 221 | 131 | 64 | 26 |
261 | It was either this or a tank in a pediatrician’s office | 1.5249 | 0.04605 | 221 | 129 | 68 | 24 |
262 | Look, I was offered a seat on the board. What would you do? | 1.5247 | 0.04956 | 223 | 139 | 51 | 33 |
263 | Don’t! Under any circumstances, don’t respond to an add from Cabela’s | 1.5240 | 0.04613 | 229 | 136 | 66 | 27 |
264 | And to top it off, it wasn’t even a real worm | 1.5229 | 0.04787 | 218 | 131 | 60 | 27 |
265 | They even misspelled my name | 1.5227 | 0.04530 | 220 | 127 | 71 | 22 |
266 | The plaque isn’t bad, it’s the plate you want to stay off of. | 1.5225 | 0.04546 | 222 | 129 | 70 | 23 |
267 | Recognition isn’t all its made out to be | 1.5223 | 0.04427 | 224 | 128 | 75 | 21 |
268 | I prefer the term 'previously caught.' | 1.5216 | 0.04403 | 232 | 134 | 75 | 23 |
269 | Don't you dare touch that 'on' switch | 1.5211 | 0.04871 | 213 | 129 | 57 | 27 |
270 | Don't take the bait. | 1.5205 | 0.04943 | 219 | 136 | 52 | 31 |
271 | And another thing, I'm sick of you treating me like I'm just some trophy wife! | 1.5205 | 0.04858 | 219 | 134 | 56 | 29 |
272 | Can you believe this? Doctor says I gotta swim like this for the next six weeks! | 1.5205 | 0.04637 | 219 | 132 | 62 | 25 |
273 | I don't care what the other fish say Sam, I tell ya I was "framed!" | 1.5200 | 0.04589 | 225 | 133 | 67 | 25 |
274 | And then he finds a bigger, younger fish, and suddenly I’m not good enough | 1.5190 | 0.04831 | 210 | 126 | 59 | 25 |
275 | Better the wall than a table! | 1.5185 | 0.04776 | 216 | 130 | 60 | 26 |
276 | In hindsight, not my smartest career move | 1.5182 | 0.04667 | 220 | 131 | 64 | 25 |
277 | Stay in school! | 1.5180 | 0.04679 | 222 | 133 | 63 | 26 |
278 | It’s better than being a blue plate special | 1.5179 | 0.04561 | 224 | 132 | 68 | 24 |
279 | ‘Bite the shiny thing,’ you said. ‘It’ll be fun,’ you said. | 1.5166 | 0.04814 | 211 | 127 | 59 | 25 |
280 | Obviously I am the prize catch! | 1.5163 | 0.04655 | 215 | 127 | 65 | 23 |
281 | And in closing, there are two things that are certain in life…Death and Taxidermy… | 1.5161 | 0.04715 | 217 | 130 | 62 | 25 |
282 | Never let them know you can sing. | 1.5160 | 0.04771 | 219 | 133 | 59 | 27 |
283 | This is not my best side. | 1.5144 | 0.04961 | 208 | 128 | 53 | 27 |
284 | Thank God I’m left-handed. | 1.5144 | 0.04671 | 208 | 122 | 65 | 21 |
285 | It's called Planking. | 1.5144 | 0.05054 | 208 | 130 | 49 | 29 |
286 | I always wanted to be a trophy wife. | 1.5142 | 0.04844 | 212 | 129 | 57 | 26 |
287 | See if they spelled my name right. | 1.5142 | 0.04844 | 212 | 129 | 57 | 26 |
288 | And I don't appreciate being called your trophy wife! | 1.5139 | 0.05082 | 216 | 138 | 45 | 33 |
289 | Don’t end up like me, stay in school kid. | 1.5139 | 0.04731 | 216 | 130 | 61 | 25 |
290 | It’s obvious, I’ve been framed! | 1.5122 | 0.04721 | 205 | 121 | 63 | 21 |
291 | Laugh now, but some day, the whole world will hear my song. | 1.5122 | 0.04721 | 205 | 121 | 63 | 21 |
292 | It’s called “planking” and I feel terrific. | 1.5112 | 0.04621 | 223 | 134 | 64 | 25 |
293 | At least he threw me back. | 1.5101 | 0.04681 | 198 | 115 | 65 | 18 |
294 | I never signed up to be a trophy wife. | 1.5101 | 0.05249 | 198 | 126 | 43 | 29 |
295 | Yeah, I got waterboarded. | 1.5101 | 0.05200 | 198 | 125 | 45 | 28 |
296 | No, Jerry. I did not have a good vacation! | 1.5100 | 0.05160 | 200 | 126 | 46 | 28 |
297 | You promised not to say, "I told you so." | 1.5099 | 0.05024 | 202 | 125 | 51 | 26 |
298 | It was this or Sashimi. | 1.5099 | 0.04824 | 202 | 121 | 59 | 22 |
299 | I hate retirement. | 1.5098 | 0.04987 | 204 | 126 | 52 | 26 |
300 | I am so over being your trophy wife! | 1.5098 | 0.05130 | 204 | 129 | 46 | 29 |
301 | The worst part is that they didn't get my best side. | 1.5097 | 0.04998 | 206 | 128 | 51 | 27 |
302 | Gives a whole new meaning to catch and release. | 1.5077 | 0.05057 | 195 | 120 | 51 | 24 |
303 | Listen, I got away - that's what matters. | 1.5077 | 0.04562 | 195 | 111 | 69 | 15 |
304 | He caught me. They divorced. She tossed me. I’m back. | 1.5077 | 0.05160 | 195 | 122 | 47 | 26 |
305 | Yes, I’m here to see the hygienist for some plaque removal. | 1.5077 | 0.05211 | 195 | 123 | 45 | 27 |
306 | I hate it when people call me his trophy wife | 1.5077 | 0.05109 | 195 | 121 | 49 | 25 |
307 | Look at me. I've got a board-level position but I'm still not satisfied. | 1.5075 | 0.04878 | 199 | 120 | 57 | 22 |
308 | You were angling for a trophy husband. Well, you got a trophy husband. | 1.5074 | 0.05054 | 203 | 127 | 49 | 27 |
309 | I had a totally different impression when she said she wanted to mount me.... | 1.5072 | 0.04980 | 207 | 129 | 51 | 27 |
310 | You didn't want someone to swim through life with you - you wanted a trophy wife! | 1.5070 | 0.04873 | 213 | 132 | 54 | 27 |
311 | Stay in school, kid. Stay in school. | 1.5070 | 0.05052 | 213 | 136 | 46 | 31 |
312 | I told you fish oil doesn’t protect against plaque! | 1.5053 | 0.05103 | 190 | 117 | 50 | 23 |
313 | It was technically a catch and release but they sure took their time with it. | 1.5052 | 0.04954 | 192 | 116 | 55 | 21 |
314 | Hey, it wasn't me! I was framed. | 1.5052 | 0.05024 | 194 | 119 | 52 | 23 |
315 | I should have kept my mouth shut. | 1.5052 | 0.05024 | 194 | 119 | 52 | 23 |
316 | Eat the delicious worm, you said! | 1.5051 | 0.05089 | 196 | 122 | 49 | 25 |
317 | It was my big mouth that got me into all this. | 1.5051 | 0.04933 | 196 | 121 | 52 | 23 |
318 | You never heard of planking? | 1.5051 | 0.04985 | 196 | 120 | 53 | 23 |
319 | I'm here to tell you, it's not so great being a trophy wife. | 1.5051 | 0.04948 | 198 | 121 | 54 | 23 |
320 | See what happens when you don't stay in school. | 1.5051 | 0.04948 | 198 | 121 | 54 | 23 |
321 | This is what happens if you don’t stay in school. | 1.5051 | 0.04843 | 198 | 119 | 58 | 21 |
322 | The worst part is the singing. | 1.5050 | 0.05024 | 202 | 126 | 50 | 26 |
323 | Admit it, I’m just a trophy wife to you! | 1.5049 | 0.04789 | 204 | 123 | 59 | 22 |
324 | This is NOT what I meant when I asked you to mount me. | 1.5049 | 0.04998 | 206 | 129 | 50 | 27 |
325 | My mother always said I was a prize. | 1.5027 | 0.05051 | 187 | 114 | 52 | 21 |
326 | Don’t be a fool. Stay in school. | 1.5026 | 0.04973 | 191 | 116 | 54 | 21 |
327 | Never bite anything shiny! | 1.5026 | 0.05201 | 193 | 122 | 45 | 26 |
328 | I've become attached to it. | 1.5026 | 0.04935 | 193 | 117 | 55 | 21 |
329 | So, you're are the one who got away! | 1.5026 | 0.04951 | 195 | 119 | 54 | 22 |
330 | That’s what I get for opening my big mouth! | 1.5024 | 0.04822 | 205 | 125 | 57 | 23 |
331 | Bad things happen when you don't stay in school, kid. | 1.5022 | 0.04959 | 223 | 144 | 46 | 33 |
332 | From WalMart to a Christmas gift to a re-gift to a garage sale only to wind up right where I started. I guess it's the circle of life. | 1.5000 | 0.04992 | 190 | 116 | 53 | 21 |
333 | What, and leave show business!!?? | 1.5000 | 0.05376 | 192 | 125 | 38 | 29 |
334 | No, as a matter of fact I didn't have a nice weekend. | 1.5000 | 0.05077 | 194 | 121 | 49 | 24 |
335 | So I told him I'm not just some trophy wife. | 1.5000 | 0.04962 | 200 | 124 | 52 | 24 |
336 | Turns out,your mounting concerns were warranted. | 1.5000 | 0.05157 | 190 | 119 | 47 | 24 |
337 | First they hooked me in - then they framed me. | 1.5000 | 0.04862 | 194 | 117 | 57 | 20 |
338 | They'll promise you a place at the table. Don't take the bait. | 1.5000 | 0.04896 | 186 | 111 | 57 | 18 |
339 | Where do you THINK I’ve been, Janet?! | 1.5000 | 0.05063 | 192 | 119 | 50 | 23 |
340 | You said I’d never amount to anything. Well, look who’s mounted to something now? | 1.5000 | 0.04899 | 192 | 116 | 56 | 20 |
341 | Never ever take the bait. | 1.4976 | 0.04639 | 207 | 124 | 63 | 20 |
342 | I was a fish out of water. He wanted a trophy wife. Things got out of hand. | 1.4974 | 0.05149 | 193 | 122 | 46 | 25 |
343 | I chose fame | 1.4974 | 0.05043 | 193 | 120 | 50 | 23 |
344 | This is where my Big Mouth got me. | 1.4974 | 0.04880 | 193 | 117 | 56 | 20 |
345 | You said you wanted a trophy wife, well, now you have one. | 1.4974 | 0.05295 | 191 | 123 | 41 | 27 |
346 | The most humiliating part was the twenty extra pounds they put on the inscription. | 1.4974 | 0.05137 | 191 | 120 | 47 | 24 |
347 | Beware of the fly that looks too good, that's all I'm saying. | 1.4974 | 0.04840 | 189 | 113 | 58 | 18 |
348 | I was framed, I tell ya. | 1.4974 | 0.05232 | 189 | 120 | 44 | 25 |
349 | Think of me as a trophy wife! | 1.4973 | 0.05108 | 187 | 116 | 49 | 22 |
350 | ...and if it couldn’t get any worse...I can’t stop singing either! | 1.4973 | 0.04916 | 185 | 111 | 56 | 18 |
351 | What am I, your trophy wife? | 1.4972 | 0.05350 | 181 | 115 | 42 | 24 |
352 | I spend 10 years on the wall and the new spouse has him throw me away after 10 minutes. | 1.4972 | 0.05382 | 177 | 112 | 42 | 23 |
353 | Don't be too anxious to get on the Company Board. It has its limitations. | 1.4948 | 0.04729 | 192 | 117 | 57 | 18 |
354 | It has its downsides, but I'm practically immortal now. | 1.4947 | 0.05031 | 188 | 116 | 51 | 21 |
355 | Death and Taxidermy | 1.4947 | 0.04974 | 188 | 115 | 53 | 20 |
356 | Then his vegan wife came home and insisted he throw me back. | 1.4946 | 0.05227 | 184 | 116 | 45 | 23 |
357 | I got sent to boarding school. | 1.4945 | 0.05034 | 182 | 111 | 52 | 19 |
358 | On the other hand, I'll look young forever. | 1.4945 | 0.04850 | 182 | 108 | 58 | 16 |
359 | At least they captured my good side. | 1.4944 | 0.05014 | 180 | 109 | 53 | 18 |
360 | Let's just say there was a tiny gap between 'Catch' and 'Release' and leave it at that. | 1.4944 | 0.05240 | 178 | 111 | 46 | 21 |
361 | My understanding of "catch and release" was entirely different. | 1.4944 | 0.05117 | 178 | 109 | 50 | 19 |
362 | Then I said, "Take the hook out and I'll do anything you ask." | 1.4944 | 0.05240 | 178 | 111 | 46 | 21 |
363 | It was either this or have to listen to that big mouth bass on the wall next to me! | 1.4921 | 0.04804 | 191 | 115 | 58 | 18 |
364 | As if hooks aren’t humiliating enough | 1.4921 | 0.04898 | 189 | 115 | 55 | 19 |
365 | Here's a little song I wrote... | 1.4921 | 0.04840 | 189 | 114 | 57 | 18 |
366 | I made the mistake of telling Barb I wanted to be a trophy husband. | 1.4921 | 0.05067 | 189 | 118 | 49 | 22 |
367 | Now you see what happens when you drop out of school. | 1.4918 | 0.05191 | 183 | 115 | 46 | 22 |
368 | I don't think he really understood how 'catch and release' is supposed to work. | 1.4915 | 0.05322 | 177 | 112 | 43 | 22 |
369 | I’ll never say ‘I’m bored stiff’ again. | 1.4915 | 0.05382 | 177 | 113 | 41 | 23 |
370 | I have a bad back. | 1.4915 | 0.05200 | 177 | 110 | 47 | 20 |
371 | Everyone thinks it's easy to be a trophy wife. | 1.4915 | 0.05200 | 177 | 110 | 47 | 20 |
372 | And then she asked me if I wanted to get nailed. | 1.4915 | 0.04947 | 177 | 106 | 55 | 16 |
373 | Hangin' in there. And you? | 1.4914 | 0.04786 | 175 | 102 | 60 | 13 |
374 | Son, you either have to win awards or be an award, otherwise you're just another fish in the sea. | 1.4914 | 0.05181 | 175 | 108 | 48 | 19 |
375 | See; Pop was wrong; he said I’d never ‘mount to a damn thing. | 1.4894 | 0.04974 | 188 | 116 | 52 | 20 |
376 | On top of all that they expect you to sing on demand. | 1.4890 | 0.05094 | 182 | 113 | 49 | 20 |
377 | I knew from the beginning I was a trophy wife, but this has gone too far. | 1.4889 | 0.05136 | 180 | 112 | 48 | 20 |
378 | Either I’m a trophy wife or I make dinner. You don’t get to have it both ways. | 1.4888 | 0.05359 | 178 | 114 | 41 | 23 |
379 | I didn't know that there was a string attached! | 1.4888 | 0.05054 | 178 | 109 | 51 | 18 |
380 | Well, are you happy now, you said you wanted a trophy wife | 1.4888 | 0.05239 | 178 | 112 | 45 | 21 |
381 | What can I say? He caught a bigger one. | 1.4888 | 0.05116 | 178 | 110 | 49 | 19 |
382 | Don't be lured by shiny objects. That's the best advice I can give you, Junior. | 1.4886 | 0.04967 | 176 | 106 | 54 | 16 |
383 | I said I needed a tax attorney, not taxidermy! | 1.4886 | 0.05222 | 176 | 110 | 46 | 20 |
384 | Somehow I thought getting board certified would feel different | 1.4886 | 0.05159 | 176 | 109 | 48 | 19 |
385 | I got hooked. | 1.4885 | 0.05073 | 174 | 106 | 51 | 17 |
386 | Whatever you do don’t let them catch you singing! | 1.4885 | 0.05329 | 174 | 110 | 43 | 21 |
387 | I should've known - you did say that worm was "to die for." | 1.4885 | 0.04941 | 174 | 104 | 55 | 15 |
388 | You knew I was a trophy wife when you married me Harold. | 1.4885 | 0.05266 | 174 | 109 | 45 | 20 |
389 | Stay in school, or you’ll end up in a dead end job like me. | 1.4885 | 0.05329 | 174 | 110 | 43 | 21 |
390 | I'm headed to the dentist to get rid of this plaque. | 1.4884 | 0.05438 | 172 | 110 | 40 | 22 |
391 | They push a button. I sing a song, everyone laughs, they throw me back . It’s a living ! | 1.4884 | 0.05311 | 172 | 108 | 44 | 20 |
392 | When you get regifted that many times, you start to take it personally, you know? | 1.4884 | 0.05311 | 172 | 108 | 44 | 20 |
393 | I don’t think they understood the meaning of ‘catch & release.’ | 1.4884 | 0.05116 | 172 | 108 | 46 | 18 |
394 | He calls me his trophy wife so I thought I’d make it official. | 1.4884 | 0.05182 | 172 | 106 | 48 | 18 |
395 | No such thing as a free lunch | 1.4869 | 0.05136 | 191 | 122 | 45 | 24 |
396 | Yes, my doctor keeps insisting it’s my plaque buildup that’s slowing me down, too. | 1.4860 | 0.05156 | 179 | 112 | 47 | 20 |
397 | 'Worst Halloween costume idea ever, Ron.' | 1.4860 | 0.05452 | 179 | 117 | 37 | 25 |
398 | If you don’t stay in school you’ll end up just like me! | 1.4860 | 0.05336 | 179 | 115 | 41 | 23 |
399 | You know the worst part? This ain't even my good side! | 1.4860 | 0.05277 | 179 | 114 | 43 | 22 |
400 | You were right, I shoulda kept my mouth shut. | 1.4859 | 0.05321 | 177 | 113 | 42 | 22 |
401 | It helps my back pain | 1.4857 | 0.05180 | 175 | 109 | 47 | 19 |
402 | One day you’ll have to work for a living too, son. | 1.4855 | 0.05160 | 173 | 107 | 48 | 18 |
403 | Stay in school, and pay attention in Bait class." | 1.4855 | 0.05224 | 173 | 108 | 46 | 19 |
404 | What? All of a sudden you don’t want a trophy wife? | 1.4855 | 0.05476 | 173 | 112 | 38 | 23 |
405 | I was not ghosted, I was planked. | 1.4854 | 0.05001 | 171 | 103 | 53 | 15 |
406 | The law doesn’t specify what can happen between the catch and the release | 1.4853 | 0.05034 | 204 | 132 | 45 | 27 |
407 | I fell for the old hook, line, and sinker. | 1.4852 | 0.05381 | 169 | 107 | 42 | 20 |
408 | For a time I had fame. People were drawn to me. They admired me. But in the end I realized I was just a fish out of water. | 1.4852 | 0.05510 | 169 | 109 | 38 | 22 |
409 | The important thing is I won. | 1.4852 | 0.05446 | 169 | 108 | 40 | 21 |
410 | I could’ve been so much more than just your trophy wife. | 1.4852 | 0.05381 | 169 | 107 | 42 | 20 |
411 | They tossed me back because I don't, and I quote, 'spark joy anymore' after they went vegan. | 1.4852 | 0.05315 | 169 | 108 | 41 | 20 |
412 | And that's why you need to stay in schools. | 1.4850 | 0.05429 | 167 | 106 | 41 | 20 |
413 | You've never seen a trophy husband before? | 1.4850 | 0.05157 | 167 | 102 | 49 | 16 |
414 | I was happy on the wall above the fireplace until this big blue marlin showed up. | 1.4850 | 0.05495 | 167 | 107 | 39 | 21 |
415 | They decided to redecorate with moose. | 1.4850 | 0.05086 | 167 | 101 | 51 | 15 |
416 | Guess I misunderstood what being a good catch meant. | 1.4844 | 0.04897 | 192 | 119 | 53 | 20 |
417 | I was young, I needed the money” | 1.4840 | 0.05142 | 188 | 120 | 45 | 23 |
418 | You don't really love me. You just want a trophy wife. | 1.4837 | 0.04993 | 184 | 114 | 51 | 19 |
419 | No, Jim, I will not sing to you again. | 1.4833 | 0.05012 | 180 | 111 | 51 | 18 |
420 | What's the worst that can happen, you said. Live a little, you said. | 1.4831 | 0.04926 | 178 | 108 | 54 | 16 |
421 | And just like that, he dumped me for another trophy wife. | 1.4830 | 0.05404 | 176 | 114 | 39 | 23 |
422 | Trust me. The worm is not a gift. | 1.4826 | 0.05374 | 172 | 110 | 41 | 21 |
423 | Catch and release is a lie, pass it on. | 1.4824 | 0.04771 | 199 | 123 | 56 | 20 |
424 | ...and for the third wish, I said I wanted to live forever. | 1.4824 | 0.05611 | 170 | 112 | 34 | 24 |
425 | This is why you wanna stay in school. | 1.4824 | 0.05292 | 170 | 107 | 44 | 19 |
426 | You’re right, I’m off the wall. | 1.4824 | 0.05225 | 170 | 106 | 46 | 18 |
427 | You're the one that wanted a trophy wife | 1.4821 | 0.05203 | 168 | 104 | 47 | 17 |
428 | Laugh,but ask yourself who has a rock-solid retirement plan. | 1.4821 | 0.05404 | 168 | 107 | 41 | 20 |
429 | This is what happens when you don’t stay in school. | 1.4821 | 0.05203 | 168 | 104 | 47 | 17 |
430 | I was all over late night TV. What have you accomplished? | 1.4821 | 0.05404 | 168 | 107 | 41 | 20 |
431 | We'll see who has the last laugh, when I'm on the wall, and you're on the plate! | 1.4819 | 0.05520 | 166 | 107 | 38 | 21 |
432 | Sure, singing was my dream, but fame has been a nightmare. | 1.4819 | 0.05317 | 166 | 104 | 44 | 18 |
433 | And I am here from the future to warn you "Don't take the bait!" | 1.4813 | 0.05049 | 187 | 118 | 48 | 21 |
434 | They could've at least picked my good side. | 1.4809 | 0.05013 | 183 | 114 | 50 | 19 |
435 | You think you’re miserable? I’ve to go back to Trump Tower | 1.4798 | 0.05656 | 173 | 116 | 31 | 26 |
436 | I'll identify as whoever I want, Bob. | 1.4795 | 0.05136 | 171 | 106 | 48 | 17 |
437 | That’s all I am to you, Bob. A trophy wife. | 1.4793 | 0.05247 | 169 | 106 | 45 | 18 |
438 | When he said he wanted a trophy wife, I never expected this! | 1.4793 | 0.05111 | 169 | 104 | 49 | 16 |
439 | If I didn’t have to sing the stupid song, it would be a good gig. | 1.4790 | 0.05688 | 167 | 111 | 32 | 24 |
440 | No, I do not know why bubbles are coming out of our mouths! | 1.4785 | 0.05595 | 163 | 106 | 36 | 21 |
441 | Yes. As it turns out, super glue really isn't water soluable. | 1.4785 | 0.05527 | 163 | 105 | 38 | 20 |
442 | ... and then I was elected to the Board | 1.4775 | 0.05297 | 178 | 115 | 41 | 22 |
443 | And this is key - if a bug has any kind of line attached to it . . . | 1.4773 | 0.05342 | 176 | 114 | 40 | 22 |
444 | I’m through being your trophy wife. | 1.4770 | 0.05389 | 174 | 113 | 39 | 22 |
445 | I’m sick of being your trophy wife. | 1.4770 | 0.05689 | 174 | 118 | 29 | 27 |
446 | I didn't do it. I've been framed. | 1.4767 | 0.05047 | 172 | 106 | 50 | 16 |
447 | I wanted to be a model wife, not a trophy wife. | 1.4759 | 0.05384 | 166 | 106 | 41 | 19 |
448 | Things could be worse. I could be in a can. | 1.4757 | 0.05203 | 185 | 120 | 42 | 23 |
449 | Here's a life lesson for you, "Stay in school!" | 1.4756 | 0.05364 | 164 | 104 | 42 | 18 |
450 | You were wrong, they don't eat you. | 1.4756 | 0.05222 | 164 | 102 | 46 | 16 |
451 | The dentist said it’s the worse case of plaque he’s ever seen! | 1.4753 | 0.05756 | 162 | 108 | 31 | 23 |
452 | Why no, I don't think I have a plaque problem. | 1.4750 | 0.05316 | 160 | 100 | 44 | 16 |
453 | No I didn't do it, I was framed! | 1.4750 | 0.05090 | 160 | 97 | 50 | 13 |
454 | I told you, I have attachment issues | 1.4750 | 0.05604 | 160 | 104 | 36 | 20 |
455 | You couldn’t have just put me on a pedestal like other guys?! | 1.4747 | 0.05658 | 158 | 103 | 35 | 20 |
456 | I suppose you know a better way to fake a death? | 1.4747 | 0.05440 | 158 | 100 | 41 | 17 |
457 | My dentist said I had plaque issues but this is ridiculous. | 1.4747 | 0.05658 | 158 | 103 | 35 | 20 |
458 | How long can you hold a plank? | 1.4747 | 0.05440 | 158 | 100 | 41 | 17 |
459 | Apparently someone doesn’t fully understand “Catch and Release.” | 1.4744 | 0.05415 | 156 | 98 | 42 | 16 |
460 | I should have paused when you said I could have the first bite. | 1.4743 | 0.05178 | 175 | 114 | 41 | 20 |
461 | If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. Stay in school. | 1.4740 | 0.05349 | 173 | 112 | 40 | 21 |
462 | Stay in school and keep a low profile. | 1.4740 | 0.04839 | 192 | 120 | 53 | 19 |
463 | I'm just a trophy wife to you. | 1.4734 | 0.05246 | 169 | 107 | 44 | 18 |
464 | Sorry I’m late but you wouldn’t believe what I’ve been through to get here. | 1.4734 | 0.05313 | 169 | 108 | 42 | 19 |
465 | Thanks for telling everyone I'm 'a keeper'. | 1.4731 | 0.05558 | 167 | 110 | 35 | 22 |
466 | Doc says I need to do something about this plaque buildup. | 1.4731 | 0.05083 | 167 | 103 | 49 | 15 |
467 | Yeah, well the rest of the school ended up fried, so who's head of the class now? | 1.4724 | 0.05098 | 163 | 100 | 49 | 14 |
468 | Why do some people make ‘catch and release’ more complicated than it needs to be? | 1.4720 | 0.05364 | 161 | 102 | 42 | 17 |
469 | I told you worms don't just "go for a swim." | 1.4717 | 0.05414 | 159 | 101 | 41 | 17 |
470 | You’re just jealous. It’s a major award stupid! | 1.4717 | 0.05414 | 159 | 101 | 41 | 17 |
471 | Everyone warned me you just wanted a trophy wife | 1.4717 | 0.05264 | 159 | 99 | 45 | 15 |
472 | Some of us don't return from battle. Others come back changed. | 1.4717 | 0.05487 | 159 | 102 | 39 | 18 |
473 | Take it from me, kid - Stay in school! | 1.4713 | 0.05235 | 157 | 97 | 46 | 14 |
474 | Stop introducing me as your trophy wife | 1.4713 | 0.05389 | 157 | 99 | 42 | 16 |
475 | Well, Ralph, I just ASSUMED the whole ‘catch and release’ thing sorta happened at the same time! | 1.4713 | 0.05389 | 157 | 99 | 42 | 16 |
476 | I got trolled. | 1.4710 | 0.04870 | 155 | 91 | 55 | 9 |
477 | I should have kept my big mouth shut. | 1.4706 | 0.05645 | 153 | 99 | 36 | 18 |
478 | This is not what I meant when I told you to mount me. | 1.4702 | 0.05467 | 168 | 110 | 37 | 21 |
479 | Don't look so shocked. It's this or the frying pan. | 1.4699 | 0.05245 | 166 | 105 | 44 | 17 |
480 | Getting mounted wasn't the fun activity I was expecting it to be. | 1.4699 | 0.05245 | 166 | 107 | 41 | 18 |
481 | You’re the one who wanted a trophy wife. | 1.4695 | 0.05567 | 164 | 108 | 35 | 21 |
482 | And then she said, “I’d like to mount you…” | 1.4695 | 0.05431 | 164 | 106 | 39 | 19 |
483 | I was just looking for a little bit more stability | 1.4693 | 0.04966 | 179 | 112 | 50 | 17 |
484 | To him I'm just a trophy. | 1.4688 | 0.05240 | 160 | 100 | 45 | 15 |
485 | Hey,Man.....I was framed! | 1.4684 | 0.05437 | 158 | 101 | 40 | 17 |
486 | I'd fight you, but I no longer have the guts. | 1.4679 | 0.05489 | 156 | 100 | 39 | 17 |
487 | I've been elected to the board | 1.4679 | 0.05637 | 156 | 102 | 35 | 19 |
488 | I am NOT an exhibitionist | 1.4675 | 0.05541 | 154 | 99 | 38 | 17 |
489 | I'm undercover. Keep swimming. | 1.4671 | 0.05356 | 152 | 95 | 43 | 14 |
490 | So this is what they mean by a trophy wife. | 1.4670 | 0.05207 | 182 | 119 | 41 | 22 |
491 | How do you think the walleye got is name? | 1.4667 | 0.05323 | 150 | 93 | 44 | 13 |
492 | I lost my place on the wall to someone bigger and dumber. | 1.4662 | 0.05706 | 148 | 96 | 35 | 17 |
493 | It's always about that f*cking bird, but I'm the early fish who got the worm. | 1.4662 | 0.05459 | 148 | 93 | 41 | 14 |
494 | The worst part was being replaced by a Jackalope! | 1.4658 | 0.05140 | 161 | 100 | 47 | 14 |
495 | Oh really? YOU’RE bored? | 1.4658 | 0.05575 | 161 | 106 | 35 | 20 |
496 | The call it Catch, Mount, and Release. | 1.4654 | 0.05556 | 159 | 104 | 36 | 19 |
497 | I thought you said this was a costume party | 1.4654 | 0.05556 | 159 | 104 | 36 | 19 |
498 | ‘No, Frank, I do not take requests. It’s one song only.’ | 1.4654 | 0.05556 | 159 | 104 | 36 | 19 |
499 | They once said I was a ‘great catch,’ too. | 1.4654 | 0.05108 | 159 | 98 | 48 | 13 |
500 | Go ahead, take a bite you said! | 1.4651 | 0.05369 | 172 | 113 | 38 | 21 |
501 | Most of time I really feel like a fish out of water. | 1.4650 | 0.05386 | 157 | 100 | 41 | 16 |
502 | I don't appreciate being left hanging. | 1.4647 | 0.05286 | 170 | 110 | 41 | 19 |
503 | And you think you’re bored? | 1.4643 | 0.05128 | 168 | 106 | 46 | 16 |
504 | oh sure, NOW they throw me back... | 1.4641 | 0.05566 | 153 | 99 | 37 | 17 |
505 | . Do NOT say ‘I told you so’! | 1.4636 | 0.05620 | 151 | 98 | 36 | 17 |
506 | When they tell you, 'It looks too good to eat', believe it!' | 1.4634 | 0.05218 | 164 | 104 | 44 | 16 |
507 | The upside is, I can talk. | 1.4631 | 0.05514 | 149 | 95 | 39 | 15 |
508 | They sent me back since I didn't "Spark Joy" | 1.4631 | 0.05676 | 149 | 97 | 35 | 17 |
509 | All I know is, it started out as a wart under my right fin. | 1.4631 | 0.05755 | 149 | 98 | 33 | 18 |
510 | It’s not exactly what I had in mind when I accepted the board position | 1.4631 | 0.05596 | 149 | 96 | 37 | 16 |
511 | They warn you about the Kool-Aid, but nobody says anything about the hook. | 1.4626 | 0.05133 | 147 | 89 | 48 | 10 |
512 | Now will your mother believe I'm quite a catch? | 1.4625 | 0.05529 | 160 | 105 | 36 | 19 |
513 | My dentist says I have too much plaque | 1.4621 | 0.05624 | 145 | 93 | 37 | 15 |
514 | I'm the trophy wife | 1.4621 | 0.05538 | 145 | 92 | 39 | 14 |
515 | This brings the definition of a trophy wife to a whole new level. | 1.4621 | 0.05624 | 145 | 93 | 37 | 15 |
516 | Dammit, I told you I wanted to be cremated! | 1.4615 | 0.05561 | 156 | 102 | 36 | 18 |
517 | No, seriously, I'm being framed. | 1.4611 | 0.05149 | 167 | 106 | 45 | 16 |
518 | Free board ain’t for everyone, but it’s working for me.” | 1.4610 | 0.05461 | 154 | 99 | 39 | 16 |
519 | Scared? I was petrified | 1.4600 | 0.05486 | 150 | 96 | 39 | 15 |
520 | Don’t text and swim, kids. | 1.4600 | 0.05320 | 150 | 94 | 43 | 13 |
521 | Before you know it, you’re hooked! | 1.4600 | 0.05320 | 150 | 94 | 43 | 13 |
522 | Not what I thought the manager meant when he said he was bringing me on board. | 1.4596 | 0.05286 | 161 | 103 | 42 | 16 |
523 | And to further add insult to injury, if you haven't noticed already, they misspelled my name! | 1.4595 | 0.05703 | 148 | 97 | 34 | 17 |
524 | It beats being served for dinner. | 1.4595 | 0.05285 | 148 | 92 | 44 | 12 |
525 | They assured me a plaque would make me immortal. | 1.4591 | 0.04784 | 159 | 95 | 55 | 9 |
526 | See what can happen when you dont stay in school? | 1.4591 | 0.05334 | 159 | 108 | 33 | 18 |
527 | You said it was only a worm. You said don’t be ridiculous. Eating a worm won’t kill you. | 1.4589 | 0.05761 | 146 | 96 | 33 | 17 |
528 | I've seen things, man. Horrible things...things a fish should never see. | 1.4589 | 0.05509 | 146 | 93 | 39 | 14 |
529 | Who’s really on display here? | 1.4589 | 0.05246 | 146 | 90 | 45 | 11 |
530 | Trust me. If the worm tastes like rubber, spit it out and swim like hell. | 1.4586 | 0.05106 | 181 | 118 | 43 | 20 |
531 | Everyone wants an alto these days; no one wants a bass | 1.4583 | 0.05651 | 144 | 93 | 36 | 15 |
532 | I don't think they understood the catch and release concept. | 1.4575 | 0.05485 | 153 | 99 | 38 | 16 |
533 | So I was asked by the CEO, "Do you want to be on our board?" | 1.4573 | 0.05286 | 164 | 106 | 41 | 17 |
534 | You're no prize yourself. | 1.4571 | 0.05494 | 140 | 88 | 40 | 12 |
535 | Relax, it's a Halloween costume. | 1.4570 | 0.05695 | 151 | 100 | 33 | 18 |
536 | Yes, I'm angry! How was I supposed to know this is what he meant by trophy wife?! | 1.4570 | 0.05458 | 151 | 97 | 39 | 15 |
537 | If you ask me to sing Take me to the River you will be sleeping with the fishes. | 1.4568 | 0.05476 | 162 | 107 | 36 | 19 |
538 | If they offer you room and board, don't bite. | 1.4563 | 0.05597 | 160 | 107 | 33 | 20 |
539 | Thanks for the dinner invitation, but I'll have to pass--I'm stuffed. | 1.4558 | 0.05890 | 147 | 99 | 29 | 19 |
540 | That’s not what I meant when I told you to mount me. | 1.4557 | 0.05357 | 158 | 102 | 40 | 16 |
541 | Go to the audition" you said. "What's the worst that could happen? | 1.4545 | 0.05932 | 143 | 96 | 29 | 18 |
542 | No Sam,I don’t consider this a great honor. | 1.4545 | 0.05400 | 165 | 109 | 37 | 19 |
543 | The worst part is they misspelled my name. | 1.4545 | 0.05590 | 143 | 92 | 37 | 14 |
544 | I'm more than just your trophy wife! I'm a real catch! | 1.4539 | 0.05742 | 152 | 102 | 31 | 19 |
545 | The idiot didn’t know that “Catch & Release” meant immediately. | 1.4539 | 0.05995 | 141 | 95 | 28 | 18 |
546 | I had no idea I was just a trophy wife. | 1.4534 | 0.05639 | 161 | 109 | 31 | 21 |
547 | Watch out. There's a guy in cement shoes coming down next. | 1.4533 | 0.05232 | 150 | 94 | 44 | 12 |
548 | I'm tired of being thought of as your trophy spouse! | 1.4532 | 0.05706 | 139 | 90 | 35 | 14 |
549 | I'm nothing but a trophy wife to you. | 1.4532 | 0.05706 | 139 | 90 | 35 | 14 |
550 | I acknowledge my dating profile was misleading, but saying you got ‘catfished’ is really hurtful | 1.4532 | 0.05614 | 139 | 89 | 37 | 13 |
551 | „I told my therapist all I need is more stability.” | 1.4532 | 0.05706 | 139 | 90 | 35 | 14 |
552 | But you always said you wanted a trophy wife! | 1.4526 | 0.05672 | 137 | 88 | 36 | 13 |
553 | Well Ma, at least someone is proud of me! | 1.4521 | 0.05591 | 146 | 95 | 36 | 15 |
554 | Billy lured me in, then pulled a bait and switch. | 1.4521 | 0.05419 | 146 | 93 | 40 | 13 |
555 | It's not as bad as you'd think, unless I'm turning right. | 1.4514 | 0.05472 | 144 | 92 | 39 | 13 |
556 | I know what you're thinking, but it's better than getting fried. | 1.4514 | 0.05199 | 144 | 89 | 45 | 10 |
557 | So I am a trophy wife. What? | 1.4510 | 0.04902 | 153 | 93 | 51 | 9 |
558 | And the crazy thing is...this isn't even my best side. | 1.4507 | 0.05705 | 142 | 93 | 34 | 15 |
559 | This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to be mounted. | 1.4503 | 0.05769 | 151 | 102 | 30 | 19 |
560 | No, I'm not native to the Hudson. I'm from Amazon. | 1.4500 | 0.06025 | 140 | 95 | 27 | 18 |
561 | Stop. Saying. Welcome. Aboard. | 1.4500 | 0.05939 | 140 | 94 | 29 | 17 |
562 | Where's your skateboard dude? | 1.4497 | 0.05904 | 149 | 102 | 27 | 20 |
563 | Can you believe she called me a 'trophy wife'? | 1.4493 | 0.05546 | 138 | 88 | 38 | 12 |
564 | Don't worry," you said. "Take the worm," you said | 1.4493 | 0.05546 | 138 | 88 | 38 | 12 |
565 | Why yes I was on the Sopranos | 1.4485 | 0.05405 | 136 | 85 | 41 | 10 |
566 | Why yes, I did have a small role in The Sopranos. | 1.4485 | 0.05887 | 136 | 90 | 31 | 15 |
567 | Catch and release is not supposed to work like this! | 1.4485 | 0.06070 | 136 | 92 | 27 | 17 |
568 | No. Seriously, I was framed. | 1.4485 | 0.05699 | 136 | 88 | 35 | 13 |
569 | Be careful when you are offered free room and board. | 1.4483 | 0.05530 | 145 | 94 | 37 | 14 |
570 | Turns out winning that fishing tournament wasn’t everything I hoped it would be. | 1.4478 | 0.05760 | 134 | 87 | 34 | 13 |
571 | Do not call me chairman of the board. | 1.4476 | 0.05407 | 143 | 91 | 40 | 12 |
572 | You said this was my best side! | 1.4470 | 0.05723 | 132 | 85 | 35 | 12 |
573 | I never should have taken this job. | 1.4470 | 0.05517 | 132 | 83 | 39 | 10 |
574 | So I ate the worm and the next thing I know, I was abducted by aliens! They did terrible things to me... | 1.4470 | 0.05621 | 132 | 84 | 37 | 11 |
575 | don't let them find out you can sing. | 1.4470 | 0.05621 | 132 | 84 | 37 | 11 |
576 | As the ghost of your future, heed me. Examine your meals for hooks. | 1.4460 | 0.05792 | 139 | 92 | 32 | 15 |
577 | Yeah, eat the worm you said, what could possibly got wrong?! Thanks a lot! | 1.4459 | 0.05531 | 148 | 97 | 36 | 15 |
578 | Swallow the worm, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. | 1.4459 | 0.05695 | 148 | 99 | 32 | 17 |
579 | I misunderstood when you said you wanted to mount me. | 1.4453 | 0.05853 | 137 | 91 | 31 | 15 |
580 | Be a sport and get me 3 AAs will you? | 1.4452 | 0.05586 | 146 | 96 | 35 | 15 |
581 | You told me to make myself presentable. | 1.4451 | 0.04988 | 164 | 104 | 47 | 13 |
582 | ‘You eat the worm,’ they said. ‘It will be fine,’ they said. | 1.4444 | 0.05556 | 144 | 94 | 36 | 14 |
583 | Think twice when they ask you to be on the board. | 1.4444 | 0.05430 | 135 | 85 | 40 | 10 |
584 | At least someone thinks I'm a good catch. | 1.4444 | 0.05556 | 144 | 94 | 36 | 14 |
585 | Hey, it beats being on a dinner plate. | 1.4444 | 0.05632 | 153 | 103 | 32 | 18 |
586 | Do I look HAPPY? | 1.4444 | 0.06010 | 135 | 91 | 28 | 16 |
587 | I told you, I couldn’t eat another bite, I’m stuffed | 1.4444 | 0.05812 | 144 | 97 | 30 | 17 |
588 | They said they were redecorating the den. | 1.4437 | 0.05285 | 151 | 97 | 41 | 13 |
589 | Well at least SOMEONE thinks I’m a trophy, Mark. | 1.4437 | 0.05368 | 151 | 98 | 39 | 14 |
590 | I saw my dentist today. He says "wow that's a lot of plaque". Everyone's a comedian.. | 1.4437 | 0.05522 | 142 | 92 | 37 | 13 |
591 | And you didn't think I was a catch! | 1.4437 | 0.05338 | 142 | 90 | 41 | 11 |
592 | My dentist warned me about plaque. | 1.4436 | 0.06261 | 133 | 92 | 23 | 18 |
593 | Just get it over with and say "I told you so." | 1.4429 | 0.05294 | 140 | 88 | 42 | 10 |
594 | You think this is over? You think there’s still “plenty of fish in the sea”? | 1.4427 | 0.05751 | 131 | 85 | 34 | 12 |
595 | My biggest handicap is turning right. | 1.4422 | 0.05299 | 147 | 94 | 41 | 12 |
596 | Well, I can tell you one thing, this is better than what happened to Larry. He’s now a fish stick! | 1.4422 | 0.05802 | 147 | 100 | 29 | 18 |
597 | This is what happens when they find out you can sing. | 1.4420 | 0.06173 | 138 | 96 | 23 | 19 |
598 | I’m telling you kid, don’t take the bait! | 1.4420 | 0.05541 | 138 | 89 | 37 | 12 |
599 | YOU get stuffed! | 1.4419 | 0.05814 | 129 | 84 | 33 | 12 |
600 | Don't believe them when they tell you it's a surfboard! | 1.4419 | 0.05917 | 129 | 85 | 31 | 13 |
601 | They used to just kiss you then throw you back. | 1.4419 | 0.05493 | 129 | 81 | 39 | 9 |
602 | I always throw them back, he said | 1.4412 | 0.05400 | 136 | 86 | 40 | 10 |
603 | When I said I was on board, this isn’t what I meant. | 1.4412 | 0.05194 | 136 | 84 | 44 | 8 |
604 | Be honest...does it look like I got a lot of work done? | 1.4412 | 0.05974 | 136 | 92 | 28 | 16 |
605 | Plankton! I said Plankton! | 1.4409 | 0.05662 | 127 | 81 | 36 | 10 |
606 | Did they get the spelling right? | 1.4409 | 0.05984 | 127 | 84 | 30 | 13 |
607 | I got nailed to a piece of wood too and nobody devotes an entire religion to me. | 1.4406 | 0.05668 | 143 | 97 | 30 | 16 |
608 | I don't care if the mandate is lifted. I'm going to keep wearing mine for extra protection. | 1.4403 | 0.05556 | 134 | 86 | 37 | 11 |
609 | It guarantees they won't eat me. | 1.4403 | 0.05351 | 134 | 84 | 41 | 9 |
610 | Take it from me, Son. Never fall for these three things: Hook, Line & Sinker. | 1.4403 | 0.05851 | 134 | 89 | 31 | 14 |
611 | It's called performance art. | 1.4400 | 0.05714 | 150 | 102 | 30 | 18 |
612 | I tried it and I do not recommend being a fish out of water! | 1.4395 | 0.05595 | 157 | 107 | 31 | 19 |
613 | When they warn you about harmful plaque, believe it! | 1.4394 | 0.05511 | 132 | 84 | 38 | 10 |
614 | There's no such thing as a free lunch. There's always a hook." | 1.4394 | 0.05615 | 132 | 85 | 36 | 11 |
615 | You're certainly not a great catch yourself, Dave! | 1.4394 | 0.05717 | 132 | 86 | 34 | 12 |
616 | Yeah, a living legend they call me. | 1.4394 | 0.05074 | 132 | 80 | 46 | 6 |
617 | You said we needed someone on the school board | 1.4394 | 0.06013 | 132 | 89 | 28 | 15 |
618 | Look, all I can tell you is do not fall for that bait. | 1.4392 | 0.05358 | 148 | 98 | 36 | 14 |
619 | You've never seen a trophy wife? | 1.4388 | 0.05604 | 139 | 94 | 31 | 14 |
620 | He told me that I was his Trophy Wife... | 1.4387 | 0.05422 | 155 | 103 | 36 | 16 |
621 | So, you think I'm just a trophy wife? | 1.4385 | 0.05982 | 130 | 87 | 29 | 14 |
622 | Yeah, the shipwreck was lucky, but the damned glue is waterproof. | 1.4385 | 0.05779 | 130 | 85 | 33 | 12 |
623 | What? You never saw a walleye? | 1.4385 | 0.05779 | 130 | 85 | 33 | 12 |
624 | Ed remember when you said that worm looked juicy? Well it was fake. I learned my lesson. | 1.4385 | 0.05461 | 130 | 82 | 39 | 9 |
625 | How dare you. I am NOT a trophy wife! | 1.4380 | 0.05848 | 137 | 92 | 30 | 15 |
626 | I had a pretty sweet gig 'til they got divorced. | 1.4375 | 0.05843 | 128 | 84 | 32 | 12 |
627 | Remember kid, as a fish, don't aspire to be remembered | 1.4375 | 0.05637 | 144 | 96 | 33 | 15 |
628 | The worst part is that I just can't get this song out of my head | 1.4375 | 0.05629 | 128 | 82 | 36 | 10 |
629 | Whatever they dangle in front of you, do NOT take the bait. | 1.4375 | 0.05406 | 128 | 80 | 40 | 8 |
630 | They could have at least mounted me on my good side | 1.4371 | 0.05445 | 151 | 100 | 36 | 15 |
631 | There was wood everywhere! And the furniture...was plaid! | 1.4370 | 0.05624 | 135 | 88 | 35 | 12 |
632 | I'm just your trophy fish, aren't I? | 1.4370 | 0.05624 | 135 | 88 | 35 | 12 |
633 | ...and this is the hook in my story... | 1.4366 | 0.05142 | 142 | 89 | 44 | 9 |
634 | I told him my other side was my good side. | 1.4365 | 0.06015 | 126 | 84 | 29 | 13 |
635 | ...and the last thing I remember is thinking, "Hmm, maybe that's not a worm." | 1.4355 | 0.06192 | 124 | 84 | 26 | 14 |
636 | What, haven't you ever seen a wall-eye before? | 1.4351 | 0.05745 | 131 | 86 | 33 | 12 |
637 | For the last time, NO, I don't know Big Mouth Billy Bass!! | 1.4351 | 0.05846 | 131 | 87 | 31 | 13 |
638 | His wife said it was either me or the moose head | 1.4351 | 0.05536 | 131 | 84 | 37 | 10 |
639 | So, I’m a wall-eye | 1.4351 | 0.05846 | 131 | 87 | 31 | 13 |
640 | Being a prize-winning catch isn't so great after all. | 1.4351 | 0.05945 | 131 | 88 | 29 | 14 |
641 | I’m an undercover carp | 1.4351 | 0.05846 | 131 | 87 | 31 | 13 |
642 | My autobiography will be entitled 'The Greatest Escape of All Time." | 1.4348 | 0.05814 | 138 | 93 | 30 | 15 |
643 | It was supposed to be catch and release, not catch, humiliate, and release, ok? | 1.4348 | 0.05629 | 138 | 91 | 34 | 13 |
644 | My advice? Avoid things with strings attached. | 1.4345 | 0.05775 | 145 | 99 | 29 | 17 |
645 | I'm fed up of being called a trophy wife! | 1.4345 | 0.05433 | 145 | 95 | 37 | 13 |
646 | I have to carry around this stupid fish of the year award for twelve months | 1.4341 | 0.05807 | 129 | 85 | 32 | 12 |
647 | This isn’t what I envisioned when I said, “I wouldn’t mind being a trophy wife.” | 1.4341 | 0.05702 | 129 | 84 | 34 | 11 |
648 | Unfortunately, I took the bait hook, line, and sinker. | 1.4341 | 0.06012 | 129 | 87 | 28 | 14 |
649 | Of course this wasn't my idea! | 1.4341 | 0.05911 | 129 | 86 | 30 | 13 |
650 | At least I didn't end up on somebody's dinner plate. | 1.4341 | 0.05807 | 129 | 85 | 32 | 12 |
651 | It's not a goddamn phase, Mom, this is who I am! | 1.4338 | 0.05877 | 136 | 92 | 29 | 15 |
652 | Let me tell you,being a trophy wife has its downsides. | 1.4338 | 0.05969 | 136 | 93 | 27 | 16 |
653 | His trophy wife did not like the competition and threw me back. | 1.4331 | 0.06081 | 127 | 86 | 27 | 14 |
654 | All I am to you is a trophy wife | 1.4331 | 0.06183 | 127 | 87 | 25 | 15 |
655 | That’s the last time I enter a singing contest. | 1.4331 | 0.05655 | 127 | 82 | 35 | 10 |
656 | His wife said “either that goes or I go”! | 1.4328 | 0.05941 | 134 | 91 | 28 | 15 |
657 | If you don’t stay in your school, you could end up like this! | 1.4328 | 0.05845 | 134 | 90 | 30 | 14 |
658 | I’m stuffed! | 1.4326 | 0.05541 | 141 | 93 | 35 | 13 |
659 | Not what I meant when I said, sure, mount me. | 1.4324 | 0.05766 | 148 | 102 | 28 | 18 |
660 | I was once Headmaster--now I'm only on the School Board! | 1.4320 | 0.06047 | 125 | 84 | 28 | 13 |
661 | If they think you're already dead, they don't bother you. | 1.4320 | 0.05829 | 125 | 82 | 32 | 11 |
662 | I swear honey, I was just hanging out with the guys, eating some midges, maybe I had a mayfly or two. Then, Bam! I got abducted by aliens! | 1.4320 | 0.06256 | 125 | 86 | 24 | 15 |
663 | I just HAD to open my big mouth... | 1.4320 | 0.05939 | 125 | 83 | 30 | 12 |
664 | Let's go for a swim" you said. "It will be fun" you said. "NOTHING WILL GO WRONG" you said | 1.4320 | 0.05829 | 125 | 82 | 32 | 11 |
665 | He did not seem to get the whole catch and release concept. | 1.4318 | 0.05608 | 132 | 86 | 35 | 11 |
666 | A little late to be thrown back! | 1.4318 | 0.05608 | 132 | 86 | 35 | 11 |
667 | I'd like see YOU come up with a scarier Halloween costume. | 1.4317 | 0.05781 | 139 | 94 | 30 | 15 |
668 | You wouldn’t get it, up there I’m a work of art. | 1.4309 | 0.06332 | 123 | 85 | 23 | 15 |
669 | So I have a little plaque | 1.4309 | 0.05782 | 123 | 80 | 33 | 10 |
670 | Listen to me kid. Goin' to the top ain't worth it" | 1.4309 | 0.06118 | 123 | 83 | 27 | 13 |
671 | You know I hate being called a 'trophy wife'! | 1.4309 | 0.06008 | 123 | 82 | 29 | 12 |
672 | I don't know how I ended up in the ocean - every time they pressed that goddamn button I said take me to the river! | 1.4309 | 0.05896 | 123 | 81 | 31 | 11 |
673 | There must have been a more appropriate Zoom background choice! | 1.4309 | 0.06008 | 123 | 82 | 29 | 12 |
674 | My dentist says it's plaque | 1.4309 | 0.06226 | 123 | 84 | 25 | 14 |
675 | You said there was no catch. | 1.4309 | 0.05301 | 123 | 76 | 41 | 6 |
676 | And then he took me to the river and put me in the water. | 1.4308 | 0.06074 | 130 | 89 | 26 | 15 |
677 | It's for a TikTok | 1.4308 | 0.05772 | 130 | 86 | 32 | 12 |
678 | Damnit, John! If you push that button one more time I swear it'll be the last thing you ever do! | 1.4308 | 0.05772 | 130 | 86 | 32 | 12 |
679 | "Don't treat me like some trophy wife." | 1.4308 | 0.06172 | 130 | 90 | 24 | 16 |
680 | I'm a walleye | 1.4308 | 0.05875 | 130 | 87 | 30 | 13 |
681 | I wouldn’t suggest the worm | 1.4308 | 0.06268 | 130 | 91 | 22 | 17 |
682 | Admit it! I'm just a trophy wife to you, aren't I? | 1.4307 | 0.05842 | 137 | 93 | 29 | 15 |
683 | I was just playing dead | 1.4298 | 0.05356 | 121 | 75 | 40 | 6 |
684 | That’s right small fry CHAIRMAN of the BOARD | 1.4298 | 0.05483 | 121 | 76 | 38 | 7 |
685 | Apparently, there are bigger fish in the sea! | 1.4297 | 0.05283 | 128 | 80 | 41 | 7 |
686 | Hurry up and find me a bottle of that stuff that removes plaques. | 1.4297 | 0.06043 | 128 | 87 | 27 | 14 |
687 | This wasn't my idea of getting mounted | 1.4297 | 0.05836 | 128 | 85 | 31 | 12 |
688 | I should have known there were drawbacks to being a trophy wife. | 1.4297 | 0.05730 | 128 | 84 | 33 | 11 |
689 | If you call me off-the-wall one more time... | 1.4297 | 0.05730 | 128 | 84 | 33 | 11 |
690 | THIS is why you don't rise to the bait. | 1.4297 | 0.05941 | 128 | 86 | 29 | 13 |
691 | I'm tellin' ya Elsa... Being a trophy wife isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.4297 | 0.05398 | 128 | 81 | 39 | 8 |
692 | Oh yeah? Well, you're no prize yourself. | 1.4297 | 0.05621 | 128 | 83 | 35 | 10 |
693 | I could have handled being mounted, it was the singing that drove me insane | 1.4296 | 0.05617 | 135 | 89 | 34 | 12 |
694 | Of course I can't swim. You knew I was a trophy wife when you married me. | 1.4286 | 0.05657 | 140 | 94 | 32 | 14 |
695 | Looks like a tasty worm" you said. Your exact words were: "Its just dangling there, go ahead eat it, nothing to worry about." | 1.4286 | 0.05794 | 119 | 77 | 33 | 9 |
696 | Sure, try that worm, you said. | 1.4286 | 0.05794 | 119 | 77 | 33 | 9 |
697 | There's a whole school of us. No father has ever wanted us as a gift. | 1.4286 | 0.06113 | 126 | 86 | 26 | 14 |
698 | This way I know that I won't get eaten | 1.4286 | 0.05793 | 126 | 83 | 32 | 11 |
699 | I'm told it will go down as the greatest escape in fish history | 1.4286 | 0.05970 | 133 | 91 | 27 | 15 |
700 | My advice?-Don't be a keeper. | 1.4275 | 0.05738 | 131 | 87 | 32 | 12 |
701 | It’s not just uncomfortable but I think it makes me look fat. | 1.4275 | 0.05738 | 131 | 87 | 32 | 12 |
702 | When you asked to mount me, I thought you had something else in mind. | 1.4275 | 0.05738 | 131 | 87 | 32 | 12 |
703 | I’ve been water boarded…. it was torture! | 1.4274 | 0.05858 | 124 | 82 | 31 | 11 |
704 | It's a performance art thing, you wouldn't understand. | 1.4264 | 0.06005 | 129 | 88 | 27 | 14 |
705 | Do you understand the sacrifices I’ve made to keep you in school? | 1.4262 | 0.05926 | 122 | 81 | 30 | 11 |
706 | The sad part is I don't look anything like a bass. | 1.4262 | 0.05810 | 122 | 80 | 32 | 10 |
707 | Trust me, kid, catch-and-release is a myth. | 1.4262 | 0.05449 | 122 | 77 | 38 | 7 |
708 | Dumbest fly fishing craze yet, mount and release! | 1.4255 | 0.05535 | 141 | 94 | 34 | 13 |
709 | Stop looking at me like I'm a fish out of water | 1.4255 | 0.05535 | 141 | 94 | 34 | 13 |
710 | Next time, YOU test the worm to see how it tastes, Steve | 1.4255 | 0.05625 | 141 | 95 | 32 | 14 |
711 | I guess that’s what I get for having a big mouth | 1.4254 | 0.05441 | 134 | 87 | 37 | 10 |
712 | I thought I specified cremation?! | 1.4252 | 0.05757 | 127 | 84 | 32 | 11 |
713 | I don’t want to be your trophy wife anymore. | 1.4250 | 0.05877 | 120 | 79 | 31 | 10 |
714 | Like you’ve never done anything you’ve regretted? | 1.4250 | 0.05877 | 120 | 79 | 31 | 10 |
715 | I should have known the giant, wiggly, lime green worm floating before me was too good to be true. | 1.4250 | 0.05757 | 120 | 78 | 33 | 9 |
716 | You're bored? How do you think I feel? | 1.4250 | 0.06553 | 120 | 85 | 19 | 16 |
717 | He was just looking for a trophy wife. | 1.4242 | 0.05703 | 132 | 88 | 32 | 12 |
718 | The ad said "Be a Mountee." Well, I thought it was just how they spelled it in Canada | 1.4240 | 0.05710 | 125 | 82 | 33 | 10 |
719 | Yes, I went to Harvard. | 1.4238 | 0.05826 | 151 | 107 | 24 | 20 |
720 | I was told that I was special | 1.4237 | 0.05569 | 118 | 75 | 36 | 7 |
721 | It's oak. Why? | 1.4237 | 0.05437 | 118 | 74 | 38 | 6 |
722 | Apparently, it's catch, MOUNT, and release. | 1.4237 | 0.05946 | 118 | 78 | 30 | 10 |
723 | Stay away from worms. | 1.4237 | 0.06185 | 118 | 80 | 26 | 12 |
724 | I just came back to see the faces of those who said I would never amount to anything. | 1.4237 | 0.06301 | 118 | 81 | 24 | 13 |
725 | On the other hand, it comes with a certain immortality. | 1.4228 | 0.05416 | 123 | 78 | 38 | 7 |
726 | I made some bad decisions in school. | 1.4228 | 0.05657 | 123 | 80 | 34 | 9 |
727 | Get a career in singing, she says. You'll be put on a pedestal, she says. | 1.4224 | 0.05763 | 116 | 75 | 33 | 8 |
728 | You've got a lot of nerve telling me “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” | 1.4224 | 0.05763 | 116 | 75 | 33 | 8 |
729 | Now is not the time for an I told you so. | 1.4222 | 0.05804 | 135 | 92 | 29 | 14 |
730 | My coworkers said I’m harder to get through to now I’m on the board | 1.4222 | 0.05511 | 135 | 89 | 35 | 11 |
731 | The early fish gets the worm you said. | 1.4222 | 0.05610 | 135 | 90 | 33 | 12 |
732 | I’ve been doing planks to improve my core strength. | 1.4215 | 0.05720 | 121 | 79 | 33 | 9 |
733 | And then she said, ‘play that song one more time and I’m throwing it in the river myself’ | 1.4215 | 0.06508 | 121 | 86 | 19 | 16 |
734 | Don’t tell me it’s not noticeable, Steve | 1.4215 | 0.06508 | 121 | 86 | 19 | 16 |
735 | Oh look, you said, check out that sparkly worm. | 1.4214 | 0.05371 | 140 | 92 | 37 | 11 |
736 | I never wanted to be a trophy wife. This was your idea, Alfred. | 1.4211 | 0.06341 | 114 | 78 | 24 | 12 |
737 | I can’t handle another year of White Elephant parties | 1.4211 | 0.06341 | 114 | 78 | 24 | 12 |
738 | It’s all fun and games till someone gets nailed. | 1.4211 | 0.05769 | 133 | 90 | 30 | 13 |
739 | Because I’m an ARTIST, mom! | 1.4211 | 0.06217 | 114 | 77 | 26 | 11 |
740 | And don’t come back till you’ve found a dentist that can remove this plaque. | 1.4203 | 0.05424 | 138 | 91 | 36 | 11 |
741 | Three years of marriage, sixteen children and now I don’t go with your decor?” | 1.4202 | 0.05785 | 119 | 78 | 32 | 9 |
742 | The solid oak plaque has really helped with my sciatica. | 1.4202 | 0.05785 | 119 | 78 | 32 | 9 |
743 | I'm board stiff! | 1.4202 | 0.06026 | 119 | 80 | 28 | 11 |
744 | Yeah it's a new thing they call it planking | 1.4202 | 0.05785 | 119 | 78 | 32 | 9 |
745 | Well you're not that much of a trophy either. | 1.4198 | 0.05831 | 131 | 89 | 29 | 13 |
746 | No? But you always said you wanted a trophy wife. | 1.4194 | 0.05850 | 124 | 83 | 30 | 11 |
747 | I didn’t sing Take Me To The River for twenty years to pay for your fancy school so you could waste it studying Art History. | 1.4188 | 0.05977 | 117 | 78 | 29 | 10 |
748 | At least I can sing some Elvis. | 1.4188 | 0.05461 | 117 | 74 | 37 | 6 |
749 | Son, let me explain the subtle yet important difference between winning a trophy and being a trophy. | 1.4188 | 0.05977 | 117 | 78 | 29 | 10 |
750 | His idea of a trophy wife. | 1.4188 | 0.05725 | 117 | 76 | 33 | 8 |
751 | My day? You have no idea! | 1.4188 | 0.06336 | 117 | 81 | 23 | 13 |
752 | This is not what I thought my parents meant when enrolled me into a boarding school | 1.4188 | 0.05461 | 117 | 74 | 37 | 6 |
753 | Did you just refer to me as a trophy wife?! | 1.4188 | 0.06336 | 117 | 81 | 23 | 13 |
754 | This is not what I had in mind when they told me I was getting a plaque | 1.4186 | 0.05998 | 129 | 89 | 26 | 14 |
755 | Don’t tell them you can sing. | 1.4184 | 0.05341 | 141 | 93 | 37 | 11 |
756 | Remember when you said I’d amount to nothing | 1.4182 | 0.05972 | 110 | 72 | 30 | 8 |
757 | Can you recommend a dentist to get rid of my plaque?" | 1.4180 | 0.06358 | 122 | 86 | 21 | 15 |
758 | The good news is that he threw me back...that bad new is that he was a taxidermist." | 1.4180 | 0.06030 | 122 | 83 | 27 | 12 |
759 | Yeah, I'd say there's room for improvement in their "Catch and Release" program. | 1.4180 | 0.06030 | 122 | 83 | 27 | 12 |
760 | Do you think it's easy being a trophy wife? | 1.4180 | 0.06251 | 122 | 85 | 23 | 14 |
761 | I am the Ghost of Christmas Future. | 1.4174 | 0.06296 | 115 | 79 | 24 | 12 |
762 | It's an interesting story. | 1.4174 | 0.05921 | 115 | 76 | 30 | 9 |
763 | Just keep your damn mouth shut! | 1.4174 | 0.06174 | 115 | 78 | 26 | 11 |
764 | Avoid shiny stuff. | 1.4174 | 0.05658 | 115 | 74 | 34 | 7 |
765 | Promise me son not to do the things I’ve done | 1.4174 | 0.05791 | 115 | 75 | 32 | 8 |
766 | Mount and release. It’s the new humane form of taxidermy | 1.4174 | 0.06296 | 115 | 79 | 24 | 12 |
767 | Trophy wife my ass | 1.4174 | 0.06296 | 115 | 79 | 24 | 12 |
768 | Me and my largemouth. | 1.4173 | 0.05527 | 127 | 83 | 35 | 9 |
769 | Being a Trophy Wife isn't easy. | 1.4173 | 0.06368 | 127 | 91 | 19 | 17 |
770 | Beware my friend of bait that looks too good to be true. | 1.4172 | 0.05004 | 151 | 98 | 43 | 10 |
771 | What happens when you don’t stay in school. | 1.4167 | 0.05624 | 120 | 78 | 34 | 8 |
772 | Don’t be like me kid, stay in the school. | 1.4167 | 0.05986 | 120 | 81 | 28 | 11 |
773 | Not what I expected when I was selected to represent my school. | 1.4167 | 0.05624 | 120 | 78 | 34 | 8 |
774 | Can you believe what they had us make in shop class? | 1.4167 | 0.05868 | 120 | 80 | 30 | 10 |
775 | Not what I thought you meant by ‘trophy wife’. | 1.4167 | 0.05498 | 120 | 77 | 36 | 7 |
776 | You sing "Take Me To The River" enough times, I guess they'll actually do it. | 1.4167 | 0.05986 | 120 | 81 | 28 | 11 |
777 | You still think you want a trophy wife? | 1.4159 | 0.05993 | 113 | 75 | 29 | 9 |
778 | It turns out there are steps between 'catch and release.' | 1.4159 | 0.05993 | 113 | 75 | 29 | 9 |
779 | 'Gee, that worm looks good' you said. 'What could possibly go wrong?' you said... | 1.4155 | 0.05405 | 142 | 95 | 35 | 12 |
780 | He didn't understand the concept of '"catch and release." | 1.4153 | 0.05687 | 118 | 77 | 33 | 8 |
781 | People suck. | 1.4144 | 0.06459 | 111 | 77 | 22 | 12 |
782 | This is what happens when you don't make a Living Will. | 1.4144 | 0.06200 | 111 | 75 | 26 | 10 |
783 | Don't judge. My other option was sautéed in lemon butter. | 1.4144 | 0.06067 | 111 | 74 | 28 | 9 |
784 | I feel like I'm always on display. | 1.4141 | 0.05604 | 128 | 85 | 33 | 10 |
785 | So I took the bait, what of it? | 1.4141 | 0.05493 | 128 | 84 | 35 | 9 |
786 | I wish I could move on, but I feel like I've been nailed down | 1.4138 | 0.05881 | 116 | 77 | 30 | 9 |
787 | Well, if you want a trophy wife, I’m it. | 1.4138 | 0.06252 | 116 | 80 | 24 | 12 |
788 | You think catch-and-release is bad? Try cultural repatriation. | 1.4138 | 0.06252 | 116 | 80 | 24 | 12 |
789 | Hey, don’t knock it. As long as I can keep the sharks on my right, I’m good. | 1.4138 | 0.05881 | 116 | 77 | 30 | 9 |
790 | I’m stuffed. How about you? | 1.4138 | 0.06131 | 116 | 79 | 26 | 11 |
791 | They only mount the most perfect specimens | 1.4132 | 0.05463 | 121 | 78 | 36 | 7 |
792 | I was looking for backing. | 1.4132 | 0.05588 | 121 | 79 | 34 | 8 |
793 | Last time I ever swallow anything hook, line and sinker! | 1.4128 | 0.06280 | 109 | 74 | 25 | 10 |
794 | I never worried about plaque until I was on one. | 1.4128 | 0.05713 | 109 | 70 | 33 | 6 |
795 | I got promoted!!I’ve finally made it to the board! | 1.4128 | 0.05860 | 109 | 71 | 31 | 7 |
796 | So a carp walks into a bar... | 1.4128 | 0.06003 | 109 | 72 | 29 | 8 |
797 | I never expected to be a trophy wife! | 1.4127 | 0.05885 | 126 | 86 | 28 | 12 |
798 | Should have known it was a bait & switch. | 1.4123 | 0.05819 | 114 | 75 | 31 | 8 |
799 | When they said I'd be mounted, I had a whole other idea in mind! | 1.4123 | 0.06571 | 114 | 81 | 19 | 14 |
800 | I was on the wall for 3 years till he caught a bigger fish and threw me off the end of the dock | 1.4118 | 0.05666 | 136 | 93 | 30 | 13 |
801 | Take singing lessons,“ you said. “It’ll pay off,“ you said | 1.4118 | 0.06361 | 119 | 84 | 21 | 14 |
802 | At least I’m vaccinated. | 1.4118 | 0.05650 | 119 | 78 | 33 | 8 |
803 | So Son, when they told me that me that they were giving me a retirement plaque, I never realized that I was the plaque. | 1.4113 | 0.05040 | 141 | 91 | 42 | 8 |
804 | Keep your mouth shut | 1.4113 | 0.05493 | 124 | 81 | 35 | 8 |
805 | ..and then they asked me if I wanted to be on the board. | 1.4113 | 0.05840 | 124 | 84 | 29 | 11 |
806 | This wasn't the plaque I thought they were talking about when I retired! | 1.4113 | 0.05840 | 124 | 84 | 29 | 11 |
807 | No. I will not become your trophy wife! | 1.4109 | 0.05678 | 129 | 87 | 31 | 11 |
808 | I dare you to eat that worm you sez! | 1.4109 | 0.06285 | 129 | 93 | 19 | 17 |
809 | Trophy wife | 1.4107 | 0.06156 | 112 | 76 | 26 | 10 |
810 | You just had to have a trophy wife. | 1.4107 | 0.06024 | 112 | 75 | 28 | 9 |
811 | I'm telling you, reincarnation doesn't work the way you think it does. | 1.4098 | 0.06242 | 122 | 86 | 22 | 14 |
812 | I ate the whole worm, and now I'm stuffed! | 1.4094 | 0.05629 | 127 | 85 | 32 | 10 |
813 | The guy really didn't understand the "catch-and-release" concept. | 1.4091 | 0.05960 | 110 | 73 | 29 | 8 |
814 | So I told my students I was retiring, and they got me a plaque..." | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
815 | The deal was supposed to be "Catch and Release"!! | 1.4091 | 0.05818 | 110 | 72 | 31 | 7 |
816 | Don’t talk to me about how hard it is to be a millennial. I’ve had my back up against a wall since before you were born. | 1.4091 | 0.06623 | 110 | 78 | 19 | 13 |
817 | I'm sick of you putting me on display. | 1.4087 | 0.06163 | 115 | 79 | 25 | 11 |
818 | Go for it," you said. Now look where I wound up | 1.4087 | 0.05910 | 115 | 77 | 29 | 9 |
819 | Stop staring and get a pry bar or something. | 1.4087 | 0.05509 | 115 | 74 | 35 | 6 |
820 | It's no picnic, being a trophy wife! | 1.4083 | 0.06092 | 120 | 83 | 25 | 12 |
821 | Stay in school, son. Or you'll end up like me. | 1.4083 | 0.05976 | 120 | 82 | 27 | 11 |
822 | I had no idea this is what they meant by 'board-certified' | 1.4080 | 0.05913 | 125 | 86 | 27 | 12 |
823 | I’ve been fed that line before. | 1.4074 | 0.06034 | 108 | 72 | 28 | 8 |
824 | What? YOU’RE the one who got away?!? | 1.4074 | 0.06176 | 108 | 73 | 26 | 9 |
825 | 21 years.. it took 21 years for them to take me to the river, and drop me in the water. | 1.4074 | 0.06034 | 108 | 72 | 28 | 8 |
826 | At least I’ve seen the world Jerry | 1.4074 | 0.06176 | 108 | 73 | 26 | 9 |
827 | So, I’m looking forward to a nice meal when suddenly I get this sharp stabbing pain in my mouth. | 1.4074 | 0.06034 | 108 | 72 | 28 | 8 |
828 | My taxidermist told me I need to get out more. | 1.4074 | 0.06450 | 108 | 75 | 22 | 11 |
829 | What do you mean this wasn’t what you meant by trophy wife? | 1.4074 | 0.05889 | 108 | 71 | 30 | 7 |
830 | Remember, I'm singing bass, not you! | 1.4074 | 0.06713 | 108 | 77 | 18 | 13 |
831 | Yeah. They warned me that back surgery was no fun, but they never mentioned the cast. | 1.4071 | 0.06112 | 113 | 77 | 26 | 10 |
832 | When they ask you to pick a song, pick a good one. | 1.4065 | 0.06200 | 123 | 87 | 22 | 14 |
833 | Go ahead, push the button. I dare you! | 1.4057 | 0.06398 | 106 | 73 | 23 | 10 |
834 | Take it from me, kid. Never let ‘em hear you sing. | 1.4057 | 0.06537 | 106 | 74 | 21 | 11 |
835 | Save me before they make me start singing "Take me to the River." | 1.4057 | 0.06537 | 106 | 74 | 21 | 11 |
836 | it’s not what it looks like, i’ve been framed! | 1.4057 | 0.05962 | 106 | 70 | 29 | 7 |
837 | My dentist warned me about plaque buildup. | 1.4054 | 0.06188 | 111 | 76 | 25 | 10 |
838 | Shouldn’t you be in school? | 1.4054 | 0.05778 | 111 | 73 | 31 | 7 |
839 | I can’t get this damn song out of my head! | 1.4054 | 0.06447 | 111 | 78 | 21 | 12 |
840 | Catch, Frame and release, its a new thing. | 1.4052 | 0.06477 | 116 | 83 | 19 | 14 |
841 | I liked it better when you put me on a pedestal. | 1.4052 | 0.05996 | 116 | 79 | 27 | 10 |
842 | At least someone is proud of me! | 1.4052 | 0.05996 | 116 | 79 | 27 | 10 |
843 | This isn’t exactly what I thought you meant when you said I had plaque build up. | 1.4052 | 0.06477 | 116 | 83 | 19 | 14 |
844 | I could be your trophy wife! | 1.4046 | 0.05502 | 131 | 88 | 33 | 10 |
845 | "They said I was getting a plaque. Any other stupid questions?" | 1.4041 | 0.05632 | 146 | 103 | 27 | 16 |
846 | It’s mortifying, Rita! I’ve never been an ounce over 12 lbs. in my life! | 1.4038 | 0.06627 | 104 | 73 | 20 | 11 |
847 | It's because I went to a prestigious school. | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
848 | Grab a bite? Nah, I'm stuffed. | 1.4037 | 0.06533 | 109 | 77 | 20 | 12 |
849 | I'm sick of being your trophy husband. | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
850 | You can laugh but I was big in the 80s | 1.4037 | 0.05699 | 109 | 71 | 32 | 6 |
851 | They were a nice family and all, but I just always felt like a fish out of water.. | 1.4037 | 0.06267 | 109 | 75 | 24 | 10 |
852 | ...and that's why I did not come home that evening. | 1.4035 | 0.05672 | 114 | 75 | 32 | 7 |
853 | I asked for plankton, not planked on! | 1.4034 | 0.06351 | 119 | 85 | 20 | 14 |
854 | This is not how I thought natural selection would play out. | 1.4034 | 0.05638 | 119 | 79 | 32 | 8 |
855 | Nah, I can live with it. It's only a problem when I need to turn right. | 1.4032 | 0.05830 | 124 | 85 | 28 | 11 |
856 | It's a fish story, I'm innocent and being framed! | 1.4020 | 0.05789 | 102 | 66 | 31 | 5 |
857 | There’s a catch to eating just anything that swims by. | 1.4019 | 0.06209 | 107 | 73 | 25 | 9 |
858 | I used to be a wall flower but now I think of myself as just off the wall. | 1.4019 | 0.06349 | 107 | 74 | 23 | 10 |
859 | How am I supposed to compete with a Blue Marlin? | 1.4019 | 0.06209 | 107 | 73 | 25 | 9 |
860 | I don’t know what’s worse, plaque or tartar | 1.4019 | 0.06486 | 107 | 75 | 21 | 11 |
861 | "Where have I been," Margret? That's your question? "Where have I been?" | 1.4018 | 0.06766 | 112 | 82 | 15 | 15 |
862 | I'm getting sick and tired of you referring to me as your trophy wife! | 1.4018 | 0.06143 | 112 | 77 | 25 | 10 |
863 | Honestly, Janice, being employee of the month isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. | 1.4018 | 0.06011 | 112 | 76 | 27 | 9 |
864 | I want to be more than a trophy wife. | 1.4017 | 0.06197 | 117 | 82 | 23 | 12 |
865 | Believe me, being a trophy is not the same for fish as it is for humans. | 1.4017 | 0.06197 | 117 | 82 | 23 | 12 |
866 | And dad said I'd never amount to anything! | 1.4017 | 0.06077 | 117 | 81 | 25 | 11 |
867 | At least I won't end-up in a tin can. | 1.4017 | 0.06077 | 117 | 81 | 25 | 11 |
868 | There's no such thing as a free meal. | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
869 | Don’t eat the shiny things | 1.4015 | 0.05469 | 132 | 89 | 33 | 10 |
870 | So he waited a while to throw me back. | 1.4000 | 0.05947 | 110 | 74 | 28 | 8 |
871 | I mean, he literally nailed my ass to a wall. | 1.4000 | 0.06274 | 115 | 81 | 22 | 12 |
872 | I won the contest, what'd you do? | 1.4000 | 0.06221 | 110 | 76 | 24 | 10 |
873 | Well, technically it is still catch and release. | 1.4000 | 0.06221 | 110 | 76 | 24 | 10 |
874 | Go out and get us a worm for dinner, you said. | 1.4000 | 0.06221 | 110 | 76 | 24 | 10 |
875 | I went to the dentist for a cleaning but he couldn’t get this plaque off!! | 1.4000 | 0.06712 | 105 | 75 | 18 | 12 |
876 | You said, "Take the bait! Come on! Take it! If you don't I'm going to!" | 1.4000 | 0.05947 | 110 | 74 | 28 | 8 |
877 | This is not what I thought they meant by Board Member! | 1.4000 | 0.05898 | 115 | 78 | 28 | 9 |
878 | You were right. I should have kept my mouth shut! | 1.4000 | 0.06434 | 105 | 73 | 22 | 10 |
879 | Then they said,“Don’t worry, be happy.” | 1.3984 | 0.05970 | 123 | 86 | 25 | 12 |
880 | I’m tired of being treated like nothing more than a trophy wife. | 1.3984 | 0.06080 | 123 | 87 | 23 | 13 |
881 | Apparently I didn’t “spark joy” anymore. | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
882 | 'Sing, Billy! you said. 'They'll never eat you if you sing!' you said..." | 1.3981 | 0.06437 | 108 | 76 | 21 | 11 |
883 | What are you looking at? I won a prize! | 1.3981 | 0.06301 | 108 | 75 | 23 | 10 |
884 | It was a toxic relationship, but at least I felt prized. | 1.3981 | 0.06374 | 103 | 71 | 23 | 9 |
885 | Never again will I agree to be Chairman of the Board. | 1.3981 | 0.06223 | 103 | 70 | 25 | 8 |
886 | I fell for their line about immortality... | 1.3969 | 0.05384 | 131 | 88 | 34 | 9 |
887 | I think this whole cedar plank thing is taking it to extremes! | 1.3968 | 0.05755 | 126 | 87 | 28 | 11 |
888 | They want me to sing "Don't Worry Be Happy" all night, but nobody ever asks if I'm happy. | 1.3966 | 0.06229 | 116 | 82 | 22 | 12 |
889 | Stay in school, Billy… | 1.3966 | 0.06348 | 116 | 83 | 20 | 13 |
890 | Does this wall mount make me look fat? | 1.3966 | 0.06229 | 116 | 82 | 22 | 12 |
891 | Don’t look so shocked! It was a classic bait-and-switch. | 1.3964 | 0.06041 | 111 | 76 | 26 | 9 |
892 | .....lends new meaning to "waterboarding" | 1.3964 | 0.06435 | 111 | 79 | 20 | 12 |
893 | My beauty is my curse. | 1.3962 | 0.05947 | 106 | 71 | 28 | 7 |
894 | I really feel like my MFA is going to waste. | 1.3962 | 0.05947 | 106 | 71 | 28 | 7 |
895 | I thought he was just fishing for compliments. | 1.3960 | 0.06612 | 101 | 71 | 20 | 10 |
896 | I’ve seen some stuff, kid | 1.3960 | 0.05983 | 101 | 67 | 28 | 6 |
897 | You can't even get one piercing in this town without people looking at you differently. | 1.3960 | 0.05816 | 101 | 66 | 30 | 5 |
898 | Don't listen to these guys promising 'eternal fame.' It's a frame-up. | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
899 | This is not the 'I want you to mount me' I had in mind! | 1.3950 | 0.06111 | 119 | 84 | 23 | 12 |
900 | Damn Marie Kondo. | 1.3947 | 0.06055 | 114 | 79 | 25 | 10 |
901 | Apparently,they've got bigger fish to mount. | 1.3947 | 0.05793 | 114 | 77 | 29 | 8 |
902 | I told you, stop pushing the button. | 1.3947 | 0.06548 | 114 | 83 | 17 | 14 |
903 | I'm classically trained, but you gotta do what puts algae on the table. | 1.3947 | 0.06307 | 114 | 81 | 21 | 12 |
904 | Never mind what I was doing at that Bar, just get me down from here. | 1.3947 | 0.05926 | 114 | 78 | 27 | 9 |
905 | Don't look so surprised - everyone lies on their Tinder profile. | 1.3947 | 0.06307 | 114 | 81 | 21 | 12 |
906 | I told you we should swim in the other direction!!" | 1.3945 | 0.05832 | 109 | 73 | 29 | 7 |
907 | It was an honor just to be nominated. Winning? Not so much. | 1.3945 | 0.06254 | 109 | 76 | 23 | 10 |
908 | This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be a trophy wife. | 1.3945 | 0.06116 | 109 | 75 | 25 | 9 |
909 | Stay in school if you don’t want to end up like me | 1.3945 | 0.06388 | 109 | 77 | 21 | 11 |
910 | 'I am worried, and I'm certainly not happy' | 1.3942 | 0.06324 | 104 | 72 | 23 | 9 |
911 | The dentist told me I’ve got plaque! | 1.3942 | 0.06324 | 104 | 72 | 23 | 9 |
912 | Kid, this is your future if you don't lay off the worms. | 1.3942 | 0.06174 | 104 | 71 | 25 | 8 |
913 | How was I supposed to know my school had woodworking class?!? | 1.3942 | 0.06324 | 104 | 72 | 23 | 9 |
914 | They didn’t even get my good side! | 1.3939 | 0.06228 | 99 | 67 | 25 | 7 |
915 | friggin' lawyer found a loophole to catch-and-release.. | 1.3939 | 0.06551 | 99 | 69 | 21 | 9 |
916 | It’s not a board, it’s a cedar plank. | 1.3939 | 0.06392 | 99 | 68 | 23 | 8 |
917 | You don’t understand, I AM the winner! | 1.3939 | 0.06551 | 99 | 69 | 21 | 9 |
918 | I guess they are remodeling the lake house. | 1.3934 | 0.05649 | 122 | 85 | 27 | 10 |
919 | We split after I went back to school— he just wanted a trophy wife. | 1.3929 | 0.05580 | 112 | 74 | 32 | 6 |
920 | Stop calling me your trophy wife. | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
921 | Board Member? Really Board Member! | 1.3925 | 0.06335 | 107 | 75 | 22 | 10 |
922 | So then they shoved a battery in my ass. | 1.3925 | 0.06194 | 107 | 74 | 24 | 9 |
923 | This isn’t what I meant by being on the board. | 1.3925 | 0.05902 | 107 | 72 | 28 | 7 |
924 | I think there are products that can help you get rid of that plaque. | 1.3925 | 0.05436 | 107 | 69 | 34 | 4 |
925 | That's MISTER Big Mouth Bass to you. | 1.3922 | 0.06256 | 102 | 70 | 24 | 8 |
926 | He finally put me back in the water. | 1.3922 | 0.06256 | 102 | 70 | 24 | 8 |
927 | When I said, "I wanted to be a trophy wife". I did not expect this. | 1.3922 | 0.06098 | 102 | 69 | 26 | 7 |
928 | So you finally got your trophy wife- are you happy now? | 1.3922 | 0.06705 | 102 | 73 | 18 | 11 |
929 | And then, I swear to Cod, they tried to probe me. | 1.3922 | 0.06098 | 102 | 69 | 26 | 7 |
930 | You know, up there, I was quite the catch. | 1.3922 | 0.05937 | 102 | 68 | 28 | 6 |
931 | Because I won first prize. | 1.3922 | 0.06256 | 102 | 70 | 24 | 8 |
932 | I feel stuck in this job | 1.3918 | 0.06804 | 97 | 69 | 18 | 10 |
933 | I'm Billy Bass. I'm famous. Who the hell are you? | 1.3917 | 0.06069 | 120 | 85 | 23 | 12 |
934 | You're the one that wanted a trophy husband! | 1.3917 | 0.06069 | 120 | 85 | 23 | 12 |
935 | The worst part about the whole ordeal was he expected me to sing | 1.3909 | 0.05932 | 110 | 75 | 27 | 8 |
936 | No!.. Does it look like I'm Surfing? | 1.3909 | 0.06340 | 110 | 78 | 21 | 11 |
937 | Hard work, lad! THAT'S what earned me this wood-paneled office! And stay in school." . | 1.3909 | 0.05790 | 110 | 74 | 29 | 7 |
938 | Beat it junior, you’re no trophy fish. | 1.3905 | 0.05661 | 105 | 69 | 31 | 5 |
939 | Listen here, kid, in my time this was an honor. | 1.3905 | 0.05496 | 105 | 68 | 33 | 4 |
940 | It’s like catch-and-release, but enhanced. | 1.3905 | 0.06127 | 105 | 72 | 25 | 8 |
941 | Plaque lives matter! | 1.3905 | 0.06127 | 105 | 72 | 25 | 8 |
942 | Let's just say the novelty wore off. | 1.3905 | 0.06127 | 105 | 72 | 25 | 8 |
943 | It’s obvious you’re just looking for a trophy wife. | 1.3900 | 0.06340 | 100 | 69 | 23 | 8 |
944 | I'm telling you: IGNORE the hook with the wiggling worm. | 1.3900 | 0.06178 | 100 | 68 | 25 | 7 |
945 | It could be worse. I could be on a plate. | 1.3900 | 0.06013 | 100 | 67 | 27 | 6 |
946 | Fish 1: ‘Bill, I thought they caught you!’ Fish 2 (Bill): ‘I’ve mounted a comeback’ | 1.3900 | 0.06497 | 100 | 70 | 21 | 9 |
947 | Yep, taxidermist. You know, catch, mount and release. | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
948 | Don’t end up like me, never let them know you can talk. | 1.3894 | 0.06214 | 113 | 80 | 22 | 11 |
949 | 'Take a bite,' you said. 'It's like a free sample at Costco,' you said. | 1.3889 | 0.06286 | 108 | 76 | 22 | 10 |
950 | Got caught up at the dentist— apparently I’ve got a plaque problem. | 1.3889 | 0.06005 | 108 | 74 | 26 | 8 |
951 | I' tired of being your trophy wife -- I'm going back to school. | 1.3884 | 0.05912 | 121 | 85 | 25 | 11 |
952 | So what gives you the idea that I’ve ever been caught? | 1.3883 | 0.06051 | 103 | 70 | 26 | 7 |
953 | It's all fun and games until you take the bait. | 1.3883 | 0.06358 | 103 | 72 | 22 | 9 |
954 | Would you go find a sawfish, please? | 1.3883 | 0.06506 | 103 | 73 | 20 | 10 |
955 | It seemed like a good idea at the time | 1.3883 | 0.06506 | 103 | 73 | 20 | 10 |
956 | Dentist said I had too much plaque. | 1.3878 | 0.06427 | 98 | 68 | 22 | 8 |
957 | Don't get hooked! | 1.3878 | 0.06261 | 98 | 67 | 24 | 7 |
958 | Stop staring and go find a crowbar! | 1.3878 | 0.05735 | 98 | 64 | 30 | 4 |
959 | I’d rather be a fossil. | 1.3878 | 0.06589 | 98 | 69 | 20 | 9 |
960 | Quit your carping. At least I have a plaque. | 1.3878 | 0.06746 | 98 | 70 | 18 | 10 |
961 | It was this or the grill! | 1.3871 | 0.05806 | 124 | 87 | 26 | 11 |
962 | Can you please turn off the song that keeps playing over and over? | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
963 | Believe me, hanging on the wall of a suburban rec room isn't as glamorous as you might think. | 1.3868 | 0.05619 | 106 | 70 | 31 | 5 |
964 | You wouldn’t believe the day I’ve had. | 1.3868 | 0.05777 | 106 | 71 | 29 | 6 |
965 | Someone please explain how to turn off this virtual zoom background? | 1.3868 | 0.05930 | 106 | 72 | 27 | 7 |
966 | If I hear one hook, line, and sinker joke... | 1.3868 | 0.05619 | 106 | 70 | 31 | 5 |
967 | I can’t believe you framed me | 1.3861 | 0.06288 | 101 | 70 | 23 | 8 |
968 | He calls me his trophy wife. | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
969 | Show some respect, sonny. This is a Lifetime Achievement Award! | 1.3860 | 0.05503 | 114 | 76 | 32 | 6 |
970 | You always said you wanted a trophy husband. | 1.3854 | 0.06347 | 96 | 66 | 23 | 7 |
971 | No kidding? Well, I obviously didn't have the immediate type of "catch and release" experience that you had! | 1.3853 | 0.06373 | 109 | 78 | 20 | 11 |
972 | Yes, I'm bitter. The plan was to find a trophy wife. | 1.3853 | 0.06239 | 109 | 77 | 22 | 10 |
973 | Admit it, Bob! I’m just a trophy wife to you. | 1.3853 | 0.05816 | 109 | 74 | 28 | 7 |
974 | It’s clear the pressure is mounting. | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
975 | Trust me. You do not want to be employee of the month. | 1.3846 | 0.06051 | 117 | 83 | 23 | 11 |
976 | I said I wanted to be in the mounted police. Not to be mounted please! You never listen! | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
977 | At least I lived to tell about it. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
978 | My ex wanted a trophy wife. | 1.3846 | 0.06158 | 104 | 72 | 24 | 8 |
979 | I was caught, gutted, stuffed, and glued on to a board. What's new with you. | 1.3846 | 0.06454 | 104 | 74 | 20 | 10 |
980 | Take the fly,you said. It will be fun, you said. Besides, you said, he fishes catch and release and you’ll be back in no time… | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
981 | No faux-saloon man-cave can hold me, no craft-store fasteners can keep me from my freedom. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 83 | 24 | 10 |
982 | The worst part is the music | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
983 | Don’t even think about pushing that button. | 1.3839 | 0.05846 | 112 | 77 | 27 | 8 |
984 | Don't take the bait or you'll end up on the board. | 1.3838 | 0.06374 | 99 | 69 | 22 | 8 |
985 | I am so much more than just your trophy wife. | 1.3838 | 0.06210 | 99 | 68 | 24 | 7 |
986 | I know I'm late but I can explain | 1.3838 | 0.05506 | 99 | 64 | 32 | 3 |
987 | Well, technically, I did get away… | 1.3838 | 0.06533 | 99 | 70 | 20 | 9 |
988 | Does this accentuate my butt? | 1.3838 | 0.06042 | 99 | 67 | 26 | 6 |
989 | Being big is not all it is cracked up to be! | 1.3833 | 0.05820 | 120 | 84 | 26 | 10 |
990 | And they made me sing it over and over and over again... | 1.3833 | 0.05698 | 120 | 83 | 28 | 9 |
991 | I got dumped when they finally caught the one that got away. | 1.3832 | 0.06034 | 107 | 74 | 25 | 8 |
992 | Some championship. All I got was this lousy plaque. | 1.3832 | 0.06034 | 107 | 74 | 25 | 8 |
993 | Once and for all, I am not your trophy wife! | 1.3832 | 0.06034 | 107 | 74 | 25 | 8 |
994 | Boarding School sucks!" | 1.3830 | 0.06611 | 94 | 66 | 20 | 8 |
995 | Apparently they didn't like my singing | 1.3830 | 0.06070 | 94 | 63 | 26 | 5 |
996 | At least I’m a catch, Jerry | 1.3830 | 0.06611 | 94 | 66 | 20 | 8 |
997 | Don't believe anything they teach you about the worm. | 1.3826 | 0.05869 | 115 | 80 | 26 | 9 |
998 | This is the last time I listen to Ariel! | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
999 | Gilbert, You’re going to have to find yourself another trophy wife, I want a divorce | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
1000 | What? You said to get more exercise. I'm planking. | 1.3824 | 0.06392 | 102 | 72 | 21 | 9 |
1001 | Everyone is looking at my weight all the time. | 1.3824 | 0.05919 | 102 | 69 | 27 | 6 |
1002 | Yes, Carl, I deeply regret my stance on participation trophies | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
1003 | You say you were looking for a trophy wife! | 1.3818 | 0.06192 | 110 | 78 | 22 | 10 |
1004 | The battery insertion was the hardest part” | 1.3818 | 0.06055 | 110 | 77 | 24 | 9 |
1005 | Apparently I didn't "spark joy" | 1.3818 | 0.05773 | 110 | 75 | 28 | 7 |
1006 | What do you mean I’m no prize? | 1.3818 | 0.06192 | 110 | 78 | 22 | 10 |
1007 | So I have a platform! Whaddaya have? | 1.3814 | 0.06786 | 97 | 70 | 17 | 10 |
1008 | It was your Mother's idea. | 1.3814 | 0.05943 | 97 | 65 | 27 | 5 |
1009 | I thought I WAS GETTING a prize. I didn’t think I was the prize. | 1.3814 | 0.06294 | 97 | 67 | 23 | 7 |
1010 | It's performance art as protest, you neanderthal! | 1.3814 | 0.05759 | 97 | 64 | 29 | 4 |
1011 | I just feel like there has been a wall between us lately… | 1.3814 | 0.06294 | 97 | 67 | 23 | 7 |
1012 | It’s spring cleaning season | 1.3814 | 0.06294 | 97 | 67 | 23 | 7 |
1013 | Am I some kind of joke to you? | 1.3814 | 0.06121 | 97 | 66 | 25 | 6 |
1014 | I tried school. I was bored. | 1.3814 | 0.05886 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
1015 | 0f course I’m pissed! I thought they meant “Board of Directors”! | 1.3810 | 0.06110 | 105 | 73 | 24 | 8 |
1016 | Yes, I did know what a hook looked like! | 1.3805 | 0.05804 | 113 | 78 | 27 | 8 |
1017 | Don't get me started. | 1.3804 | 0.06152 | 92 | 62 | 25 | 5 |
1018 | . . . so they took me to the river. | 1.3804 | 0.06343 | 92 | 63 | 23 | 6 |
1019 | They asked me if I wanted to commemorate my graduation from school! | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
1020 | In hindsight, ‘Take Me to the River’ probably was a poor song choice. | 1.3804 | 0.06152 | 92 | 62 | 25 | 5 |
1021 | I'll have you know that I'm in a very prominent spot above the fireplace! | 1.3802 | 0.05411 | 121 | 82 | 32 | 7 |
1022 | I took viagra three days ago and still can't get rid of this wood. | 1.3802 | 0.06014 | 121 | 87 | 22 | 12 |
1023 | I find it demeaning when you refer to me as your“trophy wife” ! | 1.3800 | 0.07075 | 100 | 75 | 12 | 13 |
1024 | Apparently "Take Me to the River" can cause acts of rage. | 1.3800 | 0.05993 | 100 | 68 | 26 | 6 |
1025 | That's MR. Billy Bass to you, punk. | 1.3800 | 0.05822 | 100 | 67 | 28 | 5 |
1026 | Yeah, well, this is what it takes to make it in the music business! | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
1027 | Yes, I’m a model | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
1028 | Guess what they added between the catch and the release. | 1.3789 | 0.06381 | 95 | 66 | 22 | 7 |
1029 | Be strong, be smart, set a good example and you'll be a model trophy fish for all. Any other good ideas? | 1.3789 | 0.06723 | 95 | 68 | 18 | 9 |
1030 | This is not my idea of catch and release! | 1.3789 | 0.06381 | 95 | 66 | 22 | 7 |
1031 | This way they’ll always get my good side | 1.3789 | 0.06020 | 95 | 64 | 26 | 5 |
1032 | They cleaned the apartment. | 1.3789 | 0.06020 | 95 | 64 | 26 | 5 |
1033 | Does this plaque make my bass look big? | 1.3789 | 0.06723 | 95 | 68 | 18 | 9 |
1034 | Go ahead, press the button again. It’s still not funny though… | 1.3789 | 0.06723 | 95 | 68 | 18 | 9 |
1035 | Yeah I tried singing, but I’ll always be more of a Bass player | 1.3789 | 0.06381 | 95 | 66 | 22 | 7 |
1036 | Don't go around telling everyone I'm your trophy wife! | 1.3788 | 0.05434 | 132 | 92 | 30 | 10 |
1037 | His wife threw me back. | 1.3786 | 0.06340 | 103 | 73 | 21 | 9 |
1038 | When they told me I had been appointed to the game and fisheries board, I didn't think THIS was what they meant ! | 1.3786 | 0.06634 | 103 | 75 | 17 | 11 |
1039 | Winning a fishing contest isn't all its cracked up to be. | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
1040 | Bite it,” you said! “It’s shiny,” you said | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
1041 | Now do you see what can happen when we don’t pay attention in school? | 1.3784 | 0.05587 | 111 | 75 | 30 | 6 |
1042 | I hope you're listening, TROPHY WIVES HAVE A SHELF LIFE! | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
1043 | Barnaby, stop gawking and go tell your mother I'll be late for dinner. | 1.3778 | 0.05823 | 90 | 59 | 28 | 3 |
1044 | If you don’t floss, you get plaque. | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
1045 | I'm you, from the future! | 1.3778 | 0.06237 | 90 | 61 | 24 | 5 |
1046 | It was a close thing, but I got away. | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
1047 | …you know…immortality takes some sacrifice “ | 1.3776 | 0.06241 | 98 | 68 | 23 | 7 |
1048 | Once I was Kitsch of the Day. | 1.3776 | 0.06241 | 98 | 68 | 23 | 7 |
1049 | Trust me. Planking is coming back. | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
1050 | Yes, I’ve had some work done | 1.3776 | 0.06241 | 98 | 68 | 23 | 7 |
1051 | ...and then he asked: ‘wanna hang out?’ | 1.3776 | 0.06241 | 98 | 68 | 23 | 7 |
1052 | What? You never seen a wall-eyed bass? | 1.3774 | 0.06062 | 106 | 74 | 24 | 8 |
1053 | Well, you're the one who wanted a trophy wife!" | 1.3772 | 0.06154 | 114 | 82 | 21 | 11 |
1054 | I wouldn't mind but they spelled my name wrong. | 1.3772 | 0.05487 | 114 | 77 | 31 | 6 |
1055 | You told me it was a real worm. | 1.3763 | 0.05904 | 93 | 62 | 27 | 4 |
1056 | Despite the waterboarding, I told those anglers nothing! | 1.3763 | 0.06471 | 93 | 65 | 21 | 7 |
1057 | Don’t be fatuous. | 1.3763 | 0.06288 | 93 | 64 | 23 | 6 |
1058 | ...then I say to myself, 'What's a worm doing all the way down here?'... | 1.3763 | 0.06471 | 93 | 65 | 21 | 7 |
1059 | Getting your name on a plaque isn't all fun and games, sonny! | 1.3763 | 0.06471 | 93 | 65 | 21 | 7 |
1060 | I didn’t say I wanted to BE a Father’s Day present. | 1.3763 | 0.06471 | 93 | 65 | 21 | 7 |
1061 | I should've known that a foreign email inviting me to be on an Amazon board was a scam. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1062 | Thats why they call them lures! | 1.3762 | 0.05946 | 101 | 69 | 26 | 6 |
1063 | My trainer said 'planking' is the latest fitness trend. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1064 | Yeah, well, it was a toxic workplace. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1065 | For your information, I was not "caught". I was rescued. | 1.3762 | 0.05946 | 101 | 69 | 26 | 6 |
1066 | This is what happens to you when you pursue a singing career Marty. Trust me, stay in school. | 1.3762 | 0.06426 | 101 | 72 | 20 | 9 |
1067 | They told me I have to do planks for a strong core. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1068 | No my vacation downriver was NOT relaxing | 1.3762 | 0.05777 | 101 | 68 | 28 | 5 |
1069 | Take my advice son; do not upset your mother. | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 77 | 23 | 9 |
1070 | You said you wanted a trophy wife, and look what happened | 1.3761 | 0.06357 | 109 | 79 | 19 | 11 |
1071 | Don't wind up like me. Stay in school. | 1.3761 | 0.05913 | 117 | 83 | 24 | 10 |
1072 | And like an idiot, I fell for it hook, line and sinker. | 1.3761 | 0.05913 | 117 | 83 | 24 | 10 |
1073 | Sorry, you don't qualify. I'm looking for a trophy wife. | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
1074 | I just kept singing "Take me to the River" until he threw me back. | 1.3750 | 0.06826 | 96 | 70 | 16 | 10 |
1075 | I earned it when I caught a 72 inch 200 lb. 15 year old fisher. | 1.3750 | 0.06230 | 112 | 81 | 20 | 11 |
1076 | Go help yourself. I'm stuffed. | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
1077 | Isn't this what you wanted? A trophy wife? | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
1078 | It’s walnut. | 1.3750 | 0.05805 | 120 | 85 | 25 | 10 |
1079 | “ Why do you say I have a one sided view on things?” | 1.3750 | 0.06290 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
1080 | Look on the bright side? I literally can’t! | 1.3750 | 0.06290 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
1081 | Trust me, being employee of the month is not all it’s cracked up to be | 1.3750 | 0.05690 | 112 | 77 | 28 | 7 |
1082 | Obviously I’m the chosen one. | 1.3750 | 0.06326 | 96 | 67 | 22 | 7 |
1083 | You always have something negative to say about my achievements, Terry. | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
1084 | I’m just his trophy wife. | 1.3739 | 0.05307 | 115 | 77 | 33 | 5 |
1085 | Show me respect! I am not just some trophy wife! | 1.3738 | 0.06161 | 107 | 76 | 22 | 9 |
1086 | I get it. We all miss Keith. But this is a costume party—lighten up! | 1.3738 | 0.06016 | 107 | 75 | 24 | 8 |
1087 | I couldn't eat a thing. I'm stuffed. | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
1088 | His latest girlfriend is a staunch vegetarian. | 1.3737 | 0.06021 | 99 | 68 | 25 | 6 |
1089 | You may be free but I have a position | 1.3737 | 0.05847 | 99 | 67 | 27 | 5 |
1090 | Just keep swimming pal. Nothing to see here. | 1.3737 | 0.06021 | 99 | 68 | 25 | 6 |
1091 | Up there I’m a trophy fish! | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
1092 | I should've stayed in school. | 1.3736 | 0.06748 | 91 | 65 | 18 | 8 |
1093 | So my agent tells me he found this fantastic gig, and the next thing I know, I'm screwed to this board and singing standards. | 1.3736 | 0.05773 | 91 | 60 | 28 | 3 |
1094 | I do wish he had thrown me back BEFORE he mounted me | 1.3736 | 0.06182 | 91 | 62 | 24 | 5 |
1095 | You and your, "The early fish catches the worm!" | 1.3736 | 0.05773 | 91 | 60 | 28 | 3 |
1096 | When I heard plaque,I thought they were talking about my teeth. | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
1097 | Of course I'm embarrassed, it's pine. | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
1098 | Once he married that interior decorater I knew I was history. | 1.3736 | 0.06748 | 91 | 65 | 18 | 8 |
1099 | "So much for being served on a silver platter. | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
1100 | Take my advice. Don't get hooked. | 1.3727 | 0.05458 | 110 | 74 | 31 | 5 |
1101 | I go by Bill now | 1.3727 | 0.06038 | 110 | 78 | 23 | 9 |
1102 | You’re bored??? | 1.3725 | 0.05899 | 102 | 70 | 26 | 6 |
1103 | I was drunk and didn’t see the hook. | 1.3725 | 0.05382 | 102 | 67 | 32 | 3 |
1104 | I’m more than just a trophy wife. | 1.3723 | 0.06047 | 94 | 64 | 25 | 5 |
1105 | So it turns out when you die, you learn to talk. Who knew? | 1.3723 | 0.06414 | 94 | 66 | 21 | 7 |
1106 | You're the one that always wanted a trophy wife! | 1.3723 | 0.06414 | 94 | 66 | 21 | 7 |
1107 | No dammit, I'm not on the school board. | 1.3723 | 0.06590 | 94 | 67 | 19 | 8 |
1108 | Hey Dan, you wouldn’t believe how I fooled them. | 1.3723 | 0.05855 | 94 | 63 | 27 | 4 |
1109 | Eat the worm you said, it’ll be fine you said! | 1.3723 | 0.06414 | 94 | 66 | 21 | 7 |
1110 | Being a trophy wife has been different than I expected. | 1.3723 | 0.06762 | 94 | 68 | 17 | 9 |
1111 | 30 years leading the school, and I get a lousy placque. | 1.3717 | 0.06054 | 113 | 81 | 22 | 10 |
1112 | Just let me know if there’s a shark off to my right | 1.3717 | 0.05922 | 113 | 80 | 24 | 9 |
1113 | It read 'free board' | 1.3714 | 0.06527 | 105 | 77 | 17 | 11 |
1114 | His wife is throwing all of his stuff out. Watch out for the golf clubs. | 1.3714 | 0.06385 | 105 | 76 | 19 | 10 |
1115 | Volunteer at the school, they said, and you'll get a plaque. | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
1116 | You think dental plaque is a problem! | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
1117 | I felt pretty special on the living room wall. Then he found out about catch and release. | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
1118 | When I ran for the executive board I had something else in mind. | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
1119 | Well, that escalated quickly. | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
1120 | No, Harold, this is NOT what they mean by 'trophy wife'. | 1.3708 | 0.06662 | 89 | 63 | 19 | 7 |
1121 | What do you mean, don't worry, be happy? I'm nailed to a piece of wood! | 1.3708 | 0.06060 | 89 | 60 | 25 | 4 |
1122 | Well...I didn't think I'd like planking either. | 1.3708 | 0.07035 | 89 | 65 | 15 | 9 |
1123 | I fell for the old bait and switch, son | 1.3708 | 0.06060 | 89 | 60 | 25 | 4 |
1124 | It's no fun being a fish out of water. | 1.3708 | 0.06662 | 89 | 63 | 19 | 7 |
1125 | You coulda just taken a photograph. | 1.3708 | 0.06662 | 89 | 63 | 19 | 7 |
1126 | Yea, well, don’t look now but your school just left without you. | 1.3708 | 0.06468 | 89 | 62 | 21 | 6 |
1127 | Ok so I got a little bored! | 1.3704 | 0.05673 | 108 | 74 | 28 | 6 |
1128 | So then the guy says to me, "Well, you've heard of planked salmon, right? | 1.3700 | 0.06614 | 100 | 73 | 17 | 10 |
1129 | Makes a great Father's Day gift, my ass. | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
1130 | She decided to put me back. | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
1131 | Again, a trophy fish doesn't win a trophy. It is the trophy. | 1.3700 | 0.05972 | 100 | 69 | 25 | 6 |
1132 | I’m sick of being treated like a trophy wife! | 1.3700 | 0.06913 | 100 | 75 | 13 | 12 |
1133 | Brian, you said this was a costume party! | 1.3700 | 0.06614 | 100 | 73 | 17 | 10 |
1134 | Shut up Gary, my chiropractor recommended it for my neck pain | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
1135 | I'm tired of being a trophy wife. | 1.3697 | 0.05951 | 119 | 86 | 22 | 11 |
1136 | Down by the river. Why ? | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
1137 | I feel like I’m just your trophy wife | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
1138 | It's a plaque not a plank! | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
1139 | I do Performance Art. You have a problem with that? | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
1140 | Son, never trust a lazy fat worm. | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
1141 | Swim off Sammy ! You don't love me. You're just looking for a trophy wife. | 1.3696 | 0.07035 | 92 | 68 | 14 | 10 |
1142 | Look forward to retirement buddy! | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
1143 | I should have listened when dad told me there's no such thing as a free lunch! | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
1144 | What? You never heard of cedar plank salmon? | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
1145 | What, you never get board?!? | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
1146 | I told him it was a little too late for catch-and-release. | 1.3694 | 0.05855 | 111 | 78 | 25 | 8 |
1147 | That guy really doesn't get the meaning of "catch and release". | 1.3689 | 0.06169 | 103 | 73 | 22 | 8 |
1148 | So, she said, if you love me eat that fly. And like the sucker I am I ate it. | 1.3689 | 0.06321 | 103 | 74 | 20 | 9 |
1149 | Singing was easier with dry batteries. | 1.3689 | 0.06013 | 103 | 72 | 24 | 7 |
1150 | I’m not just your trophy wife, Dave! | 1.3689 | 0.06169 | 103 | 73 | 22 | 8 |
1151 | After not leaving the house for a year, I feel like I’m on display | 1.3689 | 0.05517 | 103 | 69 | 30 | 4 |
1152 | It’s called plaque buildup, okay? | 1.3689 | 0.05726 | 122 | 87 | 25 | 10 |
1153 | I'm tired of being your trophy wife! | 1.3684 | 0.05996 | 95 | 65 | 25 | 5 |
1154 | I'm what catch and release means to a Republican! | 1.3684 | 0.06180 | 95 | 66 | 23 | 6 |
1155 | I can see it in your eyes. You're judging me for getting caught, taxidermied, and mounted. Like I'm some kind of dickhead. But you're missing the point. I also managed to make it back here and learned to talk. So who's the dickhead here really? | 1.3684 | 0.07028 | 95 | 71 | 13 | 11 |
1156 | I'm the one that didn't get away. | 1.3684 | 0.06180 | 95 | 66 | 23 | 6 |
1157 | I said, NO THANKS, I’M STUFFED! | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
1158 | The worst part is my good eye is the one facing the board. | 1.3684 | 0.06180 | 95 | 66 | 23 | 6 |
1159 | I was never caught; I surrendered to authorities. | 1.3684 | 0.06180 | 95 | 66 | 23 | 6 |
1160 | It only hurts when I laugh. | 1.3684 | 0.05806 | 95 | 64 | 27 | 4 |
1161 | What do you mean it’s an “offensive Halloween costume”? Damnit Gary, how was I supposed to know about what happened to your uncle? | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
1162 | I’m your old partner, Jacob Marlin... | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
1163 | It wasn't me, I was framed! | 1.3679 | 0.05416 | 106 | 71 | 31 | 4 |
1164 | No! I'm not some sort of trophy fish! | 1.3679 | 0.05893 | 106 | 74 | 25 | 7 |
1165 | Yep, caught and released despite the mounting evidence. | 1.3679 | 0.06334 | 106 | 77 | 19 | 10 |
1166 | No, I was not hatched this way. | 1.3678 | 0.06563 | 87 | 61 | 20 | 6 |
1167 | Wouldn’t you know I’d bump into the only paddle board in the ocean with glue on it? | 1.3678 | 0.06959 | 87 | 63 | 16 | 8 |
1168 | And you thought I would never 'mount to anything! | 1.3678 | 0.06764 | 87 | 62 | 18 | 7 |
1169 | I'm a "stay-at-home husband", not a "trophy husband"! | 1.3678 | 0.06356 | 87 | 60 | 22 | 5 |
1170 | I was just taking a nap… | 1.3678 | 0.06356 | 87 | 60 | 22 | 5 |
1171 | The thing that really makes me mad is that they didn't even spell my name right on the plaque. | 1.3675 | 0.06021 | 117 | 85 | 21 | 11 |
1172 | Yeah, I know: you're the one that got away. | 1.3673 | 0.05690 | 98 | 66 | 28 | 4 |
1173 | I said no, you´ve got to get your own surf-board | 1.3673 | 0.05690 | 98 | 66 | 28 | 4 |
1174 | Do you know, "Take Me to the River?". | 1.3673 | 0.05872 | 98 | 67 | 26 | 5 |
1175 | I think we should be taking down the monuments of all fishy figures in history. | 1.3673 | 0.05502 | 98 | 65 | 30 | 3 |
1176 | Did you just tell me not to worry? | 1.3673 | 0.06708 | 98 | 72 | 16 | 10 |
1177 | For your information, pal, I am the fish of the month. | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
1178 | I’m not gonna sing “Don’t worry be happy”, so don’t ask! | 1.3673 | 0.06708 | 98 | 72 | 16 | 10 |
1179 | Sorry! I've been hung up for a while! | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
1180 | This is the nightmare I was talking about. | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
1181 | It doesn’t mean anything, John. I just like the way it looks. | 1.3670 | 0.06340 | 109 | 80 | 18 | 11 |
1182 | Then, after gluing me to the board, they made me sing 'Take Me to the River.' | 1.3667 | 0.06409 | 90 | 63 | 21 | 6 |
1183 | I sang "Take me down to the river" one too many times | 1.3667 | 0.06211 | 90 | 62 | 23 | 5 |
1184 | Apparently, I’m a trophy spouse. | 1.3667 | 0.06787 | 90 | 65 | 17 | 8 |
1185 | Son, when are you going to settle down? | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
1186 | After the remodel they decided to throw me back" | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
1187 | I tried to tell them - my good side is on the right! | 1.3663 | 0.05580 | 101 | 68 | 29 | 4 |
1188 | Not what I was thinking of when I wanted to be a trophy wife! | 1.3663 | 0.06406 | 101 | 73 | 19 | 9 |
1189 | Catch. Mount. Show off. Throw away... Humans 🙄 | 1.3663 | 0.06089 | 101 | 71 | 23 | 7 |
1190 | I gotta make sure they get my good side | 1.3663 | 0.05755 | 101 | 69 | 27 | 5 |
1191 | When I go out with you don't put me on display. | 1.3661 | 0.06082 | 112 | 81 | 21 | 10 |
1192 | It's solid oak, not oak veneer! | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
1193 | Your loss, baby, I'm a catch. | 1.3656 | 0.06074 | 93 | 64 | 24 | 5 |
1194 | Have you seen any AA batteries floating around | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
1195 | I was big in the 90s | 1.3656 | 0.06627 | 93 | 67 | 18 | 8 |
1196 | It only took two decades of me repeatedly singing ‘Take Me to the River’ for someone to finally fucking do it. | 1.3654 | 0.06561 | 104 | 77 | 16 | 11 |
1197 | Listen, there’s no free worms in life. | 1.3647 | 0.07070 | 85 | 62 | 15 | 8 |
1198 | Don't even think about pushing my button! | 1.3646 | 0.06304 | 96 | 68 | 21 | 7 |
1199 | This is what happens when you drop out of school!!! | 1.3646 | 0.05565 | 96 | 64 | 29 | 3 |
1200 | This plaque buildup has gotten out of hand. | 1.3646 | 0.06304 | 96 | 68 | 21 | 7 |
1201 | You know, I once had an attitude like yours.... | 1.3646 | 0.06475 | 96 | 69 | 19 | 8 |
1202 | I thought I was being AWARDED a plaque! | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
1203 | What!?! So I took up taxidermy during the pandemic. What did you do? | 1.3646 | 0.06642 | 96 | 70 | 17 | 9 |
1204 | Your mom sent me to warn you about a career in singing. | 1.3646 | 0.05758 | 96 | 65 | 27 | 4 |
1205 | I’m kind of a big catch up there! | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
1206 | Oh, yeah? Well, at least I now have a singing career. | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1207 | “You think this is bad? They also had me singing and flopping around on this board.” | 1.3636 | 0.06333 | 99 | 71 | 20 | 8 |
1208 | Well it does give good back support... | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
1209 | Hey,it beats lying on a bed of risotto with haricots verts smothered with a lemon vers blanc sauce! | 1.3636 | 0.06333 | 99 | 71 | 20 | 8 |
1210 | It was messed up. The dad was saying "catch and release", and the kid was screaming "Show 'n Tell!!!" | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
1211 | I’m telling you, I really was abducted! | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
1212 | Better mounted on a plaque than served on a platter | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
1213 | About your plan: What makes you think I'm on board? | 1.3636 | 0.06494 | 99 | 72 | 18 | 9 |
1214 | Well, for your information back in the day I was considered quite the catch! | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
1215 | Yeah, I know what it says, but the name is Kyle | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
1216 | I had it all--fame, fortune, a guest stop on the Sopranos. Now I swim with the fishes. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
1217 | I used to sing with The Platters. | 1.3636 | 0.06494 | 99 | 72 | 18 | 9 |
1218 | I said I was bored, not boared! | 1.3636 | 0.06298 | 88 | 61 | 22 | 5 |
1219 | It’s a new catch, mount and release policy | 1.3627 | 0.06198 | 102 | 73 | 21 | 8 |
1220 | Next thing I knew they *did* take me to the river. | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
1221 | Son, never let anybody nominate you as''employee of the month''. You deserve better. | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
1222 | What is not to be understood with take me to the RIVER? | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
1223 | My ichthyologist says it’s good for my back | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
1224 | And then they got annoyed with the singing, so here I am. | 1.3626 | 0.05954 | 91 | 62 | 25 | 4 |
1225 | …before I knew it I was hooked…the worm assured me that where I was going, there were more like him… | 1.3626 | 0.06724 | 91 | 66 | 17 | 8 |
1226 | Stop asking me if I’ve had work done! | 1.3626 | 0.06904 | 91 | 67 | 15 | 9 |
1227 | At least I got a plaque. All you'll ever be is an entree. | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
1228 | Geez,if one more fish asks me I'm "bored", I think I'll scream. | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
1229 | Left turn Only! | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
1230 | Do you know how many times they forced me to sing Baby Shark?! | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
1231 | is “Come on! Don’t be sel-fish, pay the check!!” | 1.3617 | 0.05629 | 94 | 63 | 28 | 3 |
1232 | Huh! Well I guess they didn’t like my singing. | 1.3614 | 0.06080 | 83 | 56 | 24 | 3 |
1233 | You know, it really is just one less thing to worry about in the morning | 1.3614 | 0.06545 | 83 | 58 | 20 | 5 |
1234 | I’m quite the catch! | 1.3613 | 0.05935 | 119 | 87 | 21 | 11 |
1235 | That’s it, Doug. My days as a trophy wife are OVER! | 1.3611 | 0.05803 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
1236 | Because I stopped wiggling my ass every time he walked by. | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
1237 | Yeah, turns out that the afterlife looks a lot like a spot over the cash register at Bob's Surf & Sirlion | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
1238 | Believe me, you're no trophy either. | 1.3608 | 0.05896 | 97 | 67 | 25 | 5 |
1239 | The worm looked safe, you said. You'd wait for the next one, you said. | 1.3608 | 0.06419 | 97 | 70 | 19 | 8 |
1240 | Can't you see I'm up against the wall here? | 1.3608 | 0.06903 | 97 | 73 | 13 | 11 |
1241 | I've really tried to move on but I think I'm stuck here forever | 1.3608 | 0.05711 | 97 | 66 | 27 | 4 |
1242 | Thanks for pointing out that nice lure for me to nibble on. | 1.3608 | 0.06745 | 97 | 72 | 15 | 10 |
1243 | So he says to me: ‘I can make you a star!’ | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1244 | Well, they finally took me to the river and dropped me in the water, Larry | 1.3608 | 0.06419 | 97 | 70 | 19 | 8 |
1245 | I’m not just a trophy husband | 1.3608 | 0.05896 | 97 | 67 | 25 | 5 |
1246 | It’s always about the singing! No one ever asks to hear my slam poetry. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1247 | Next time I say I’m headed topside for a singing career, tell me to shut my large mouth | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1248 | My dentist says that if I floss more my plaque will go away. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1249 | Well that's the absolute last time I go out for a bite with you. Especially with you leaving me on the hook for the Bill. | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
1250 | You’re my agent, Gary. If I wanted to be passed around at weird holiday parties, I would have gone with Janice. | 1.3605 | 0.06802 | 86 | 62 | 17 | 7 |
1251 | You sense my mounting frustration??! | 1.3600 | 0.06280 | 100 | 72 | 20 | 8 |
1252 | Play dead y'said. Ain't nothin' gonna happen y'said. | 1.3600 | 0.06280 | 100 | 72 | 20 | 8 |
1253 | Awards are not as good as you think.” | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1254 | The buoyancy saves me 15 minutes on my commute. | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
1255 | Big Mouth strikes again | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1256 | You don’t look anything like your profile picture. | 1.3596 | 0.06636 | 89 | 64 | 18 | 7 |
1257 | The pre-paid funeral plan was not what I was expecting." | 1.3596 | 0.05592 | 89 | 59 | 28 | 2 |
1258 | Who let you off the hook? | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1259 | It's called accessorizing Jeff | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1260 | Another emotionally unavailable man with boundaries and anger issues. Sigh. #notalotofgoodfishinthesea | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
1261 | It’s all fun and games until someone gets nailed to the wall. @paulnoth | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1262 | I expect to be reinstated by August. | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1263 | When they told me i was going to be in the hall of fame, this isn't what i was thinking! | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1264 | They called my bluff and took me to the river | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1265 | I had a few drinks and before I knew it I was hammered! | 1.3590 | 0.05753 | 117 | 84 | 24 | 9 |
1266 | All I can say is if someone throws you a line, don’t take it. | 1.3587 | 0.06481 | 92 | 66 | 19 | 7 |
1267 | You wanted a trophy wife - what did you expect? | 1.3587 | 0.06663 | 92 | 67 | 17 | 8 |
1268 | I already told you: I'm not the kind that sings! | 1.3587 | 0.06294 | 92 | 65 | 21 | 6 |
1269 | I’m an influencer now. | 1.3587 | 0.06294 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1270 | Don't blow my cover. They think I'm pollution. | 1.3587 | 0.06294 | 92 | 65 | 21 | 6 |
1271 | Finish school so you don’t end up like me! | 1.3587 | 0.05902 | 92 | 63 | 25 | 4 |
1272 | It's a living. | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1273 | I had to sing it about a thousand times before somebody finally took me to the river! | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
1274 | This is what can happen if you don’t stay in school | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
1275 | Go back to school, darling. You don’t want to be some man’s trophy. | 1.3579 | 0.06334 | 95 | 68 | 20 | 7 |
1276 | It's my ticket out of this dump! | 1.3579 | 0.06509 | 95 | 69 | 18 | 8 |
1277 | THIS is what you had in mind for 'role play' night? | 1.3579 | 0.06679 | 95 | 70 | 16 | 9 |
1278 | You think getting back here was easy. | 1.3571 | 0.07114 | 84 | 62 | 14 | 8 |
1279 | Catch and release? Why do you ask? | 1.3571 | 0.06481 | 84 | 59 | 20 | 5 |
1280 | They finally caught the one that got away. | 1.3571 | 0.06481 | 84 | 59 | 20 | 5 |
1281 | I was hoping for a surfboard. | 1.3571 | 0.05664 | 98 | 67 | 27 | 4 |
1282 | I refused to sing 'How Dry I Am' so they threw me back. | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
1283 | Worry. You should definitely worry. | 1.3571 | 0.06256 | 84 | 58 | 22 | 4 |
1284 | Sorry, honey, I was framed. | 1.3571 | 0.05847 | 98 | 68 | 25 | 5 |
1285 | I was very specific...I said take me to the RIVER! | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
1286 | The judge said this still counts as “catch and release” so the guy got off with no fine. | 1.3571 | 0.05475 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1287 | This is how Eric and Don Jr. do catch and release. | 1.3571 | 0.06842 | 98 | 74 | 13 | 11 |
1288 | What did I know? My agent said, c'mon Billy it's The Sopranos— the role of a lifetime. | 1.3571 | 0.06364 | 98 | 71 | 19 | 8 |
1289 | It's for Halloween, Gill! | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
1290 | I didn't walk out on you I just went out for a bite!... | 1.3571 | 0.06364 | 98 | 71 | 19 | 8 |
1291 | What? I was hangry” | 1.3565 | 0.05686 | 115 | 82 | 25 | 8 |
1292 | No justice till they catch who framed me! | 1.3564 | 0.06384 | 101 | 74 | 18 | 9 |
1293 | Go ahead press my button. | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
1294 | Long time no sea. | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
1295 | You said it was a dress up party! | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
1296 | I'm not just some trophy wife, ya know. | 1.3558 | 0.06397 | 104 | 77 | 17 | 10 |
1297 | All I asked for was a little nip and tuck. | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1298 | Don't get hooked at a young age, like I did! | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1299 | This catch and release thing is getting a bit out of hand | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1300 | If your friends say he’s looking for a trophy wife, take them seriously. | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1301 | I thought I hated country music before... | 1.3556 | 0.06762 | 90 | 66 | 16 | 8 |
1302 | It's called "immortality"... | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
1303 | Apparently, I clashed with the drapes. | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1304 | Carpe Diem! | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1305 | 1 year hangin' on a wall, 2 years in the back of a closet then, boom, back in the ocean. | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
1306 | Seriously. I can be your trophy husband. | 1.3556 | 0.05978 | 90 | 62 | 24 | 4 |
1307 | I tried flossing but couldn't get rid of the plaque | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1308 | still can't believe they decided to eat jimmy and hang me | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1309 | So you took the bait?” “And then I was framed! | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1310 | It's not gonna be alright! | 1.3556 | 0.06762 | 90 | 66 | 16 | 8 |
1311 | My advice? Stay small and unimpressive. | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
1312 | No not bored. I'm board. B, O, A, R, D. | 1.3545 | 0.06138 | 110 | 81 | 19 | 10 |
1313 | It's an unfortunate variation on the practice of "catch & release" | 1.3542 | 0.06279 | 96 | 69 | 20 | 7 |
1314 | You wanted a trophy wife. Be careful what you wish for! | 1.3542 | 0.06279 | 96 | 69 | 20 | 7 |
1315 | Just ‘cause I’m on the board, doesn’t mean I make the decisions. | 1.3540 | 0.06018 | 113 | 83 | 20 | 10 |
1316 | Don’t make the same mistake as your old man, just stay in school and swim downstream! | 1.3537 | 0.06104 | 82 | 56 | 23 | 3 |
1317 | It strengthens my core. | 1.3537 | 0.06578 | 82 | 58 | 19 | 5 |
1318 | No, I swear I haven’t had any work done. | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1319 | I call it suburban camouflage | 1.3535 | 0.05432 | 99 | 67 | 29 | 3 |
1320 | You always wanted a trophy wife. | 1.3535 | 0.06310 | 99 | 72 | 19 | 8 |
1321 | Don’t ever swipe right for anyone named Big Mouth Billy Bass. | 1.3535 | 0.06310 | 99 | 72 | 19 | 8 |
1322 | No, I'm not singing anymore. | 1.3529 | 0.06841 | 85 | 62 | 16 | 7 |
1323 | When they say catch and release, don't believe them. | 1.3529 | 0.06176 | 102 | 74 | 20 | 8 |
1324 | This,young man,is what immortality looks like. | 1.3529 | 0.05726 | 85 | 57 | 26 | 2 |
1325 | I hear what you're saying, and I'm on board | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1326 | Don't call me a trophy wife! | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1327 | Whatever you do, DON’T go to Wisconsin | 1.3529 | 0.06331 | 102 | 75 | 18 | 9 |
1328 | Show business isn’t as glamorous as everybody thinks. | 1.3524 | 0.05410 | 105 | 72 | 29 | 4 |
1329 | So you got a trophy wife. Happy now? | 1.3523 | 0.06672 | 88 | 64 | 17 | 7 |
1330 | I think I've hit a wall in our relationship | 1.3523 | 0.06672 | 88 | 64 | 17 | 7 |
1331 | All for a worm. | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1332 | I had never appreciated what it meant to be a trophy wife. | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
1333 | You "bubbling" to me? You "bubbling" to me?... | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
1334 | Sorry I’m late. They took forever throwing me back. | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1335 | The worst part is, I really HATE that song. | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
1336 | How were you caught? I was framed! | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1337 | I had to open my big mouth! | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1338 | I refused to sing Baby Shark. | 1.3516 | 0.06878 | 91 | 68 | 14 | 9 |
1339 | Dinner? No thanks I'm stuffed. | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
1340 | Yeah, not what I thought “trophy wife” meant either. | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1341 | Working from home is GREAT you say? | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1342 | Take the damn picture! | 1.3516 | 0.07054 | 91 | 69 | 12 | 10 |
1343 | Big fish, little pond. | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1344 | It's called modified catch & release | 1.3516 | 0.05715 | 91 | 62 | 26 | 3 |
1345 | At least MY school still appreciates the arts. | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1346 | Did you see a deer head go by here? | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
1347 | For the hundredth time,it is not a surf board. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1348 | I think it brings out my eyes. | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1349 | I'm so board! | 1.3511 | 0.06715 | 94 | 70 | 15 | 9 |
1350 | I will not be your trophy wife! | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1351 | I am nobody's "trophy wife"! | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1352 | And then in front of all his buddies he called me his trophy wife. | 1.3511 | 0.06542 | 94 | 69 | 17 | 8 |
1353 | ‘You’re a singing fish, you’ll be famous,’ you said. | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1354 | Must be nice to be out in the world again. I'm stuck at home bored. | 1.3511 | 0.06365 | 94 | 68 | 19 | 7 |
1355 | …and then they asked me to sing. | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1356 | When I accepted the nomination to be a board member, this is not what I had in mind! | 1.3511 | 0.06365 | 94 | 68 | 19 | 7 |
1357 | Your bored? | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
1358 | I need to see my dentist, I think I have plaque… | 1.3505 | 0.06561 | 97 | 72 | 16 | 9 |
1359 | You think catch and release is stressful? Wait until you experienced catch, taxidermy, mount on a wall for a year, and release. | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1360 | Don't judge what you don't understand! | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
1361 | Yeah, so I'm a trophy wife | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
1362 | They stuck a voice box up my...flipper. | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1363 | Believe it or not, I used to be a very well-known singer. | 1.3500 | 0.06188 | 80 | 55 | 22 | 3 |
1364 | I tellin’ ya, I was framed. | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1365 | I won the election.... Really! | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1366 | What do you mean, I better have a good excuse?! | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1367 | Well Yea... I guess technically it's still catch and release | 1.3500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 69 | 27 | 4 |
1368 | You're life is bad? I have to sing "Achy Breaky Heart" for eternity. | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1369 | I escaped the boat and all I got was this lousy plaque. | 1.3495 | 0.06125 | 103 | 75 | 20 | 8 |
1370 | It really wasn't my retirement plan. | 1.3495 | 0.05292 | 103 | 73 | 26 | 4 |
1371 | Yes Joan it fits. Now can you unhook me? | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1372 | I hate when they drink. | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1373 | All I asked was what is waterboarding | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1374 | I'm sorry. I wasn't cheating on you. I only got one phone call and I used it to call my mom. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1375 | Wow,a fisherman with a sick sense of humor! | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1376 | Turns out “planking” is not what I thought it was. | 1.3494 | 0.06045 | 83 | 57 | 23 | 3 |
1377 | It’s the mounting social pressure, you know? | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1378 | Don't be happy, and be very, very worried. | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1379 | Sorry - still in my uniform, came straight from work. | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1380 | First, you get a tune stuck in your head, then you're caught! | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1381 | I made a contribution to my kids’ school and then they asked me to be on the board. | 1.3488 | 0.05910 | 86 | 59 | 24 | 3 |
1382 | Go Ahead," you said. "It's just a tasty worm," you said. Well I hope you are satisfied | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
1383 | Yes. You were right. It wasn’t worth it. | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1384 | If they ever offer you an award turn it down | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
1385 | This is not exactly what I envisioned when you said Trophy Wife | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
1386 | Well it LOOKED like a surf board.Get over it! | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1387 | They leave you alone if they think you are already dead. | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
1388 | It’s a weird, weird world up there, Marsha. | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
1389 | I’m Being Framed! | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
1390 | I’m sick and tired of being objectified all the time! | 1.3488 | 0.05910 | 86 | 59 | 24 | 3 |
1391 | He decided he didn't want a trophy wife. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1392 | Can you believe this? They threw me out. Said I was a bigmouth. | 1.3486 | 0.05884 | 109 | 79 | 22 | 8 |
1393 | Clearly, this guy does not understand catch and release.” | 1.3483 | 0.06799 | 89 | 66 | 15 | 8 |
1394 | This is not what you want to be when you grow up. | 1.3483 | 0.05784 | 89 | 61 | 25 | 3 |
1395 | They threw me overboard when we lost the license to use "Take Me to the River". | 1.3483 | 0.06001 | 89 | 62 | 23 | 4 |
1396 | At least it shows someone is proud of me | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1397 | They took me to the river, they dropped me in the water... | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1398 | I always wanted to be a trophy spouse. | 1.3483 | 0.06001 | 89 | 62 | 23 | 4 |
1399 | And it’s my bad side! I mean, seriously, the rest of my life like this? | 1.3483 | 0.06001 | 89 | 62 | 23 | 4 |
1400 | You agreed that I would be more than just a trophy wife. | 1.3483 | 0.06001 | 89 | 62 | 23 | 4 |
1401 | Yea you can swim straight but can you sing!?! | 1.3483 | 0.06001 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1402 | No, no more food thanks, I'm stuffed to the gills | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1403 | Me and my big mouth always gets me in trouble! | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1404 | ... and then they’d take the batteries out as if they didn’t want to hear me sing. | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1405 | You can chose to float disgracefully to the surface and rot in the sun, but for me, the afterlife is a wood-paneled den with books; down-filled, tartan-plaid sofas; leather recliners; and Waterford crystal decanters . | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1406 | This is what you get for being a big mouth. | 1.3478 | 0.05872 | 92 | 64 | 24 | 4 |
1407 | No, I'm not trying to mount you! | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1408 | Look at it. How can you misspell CARP? | 1.3478 | 0.06636 | 92 | 68 | 16 | 8 |
1409 | Well, it turns out I was wrong about that shortcut | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1410 | I’ll be reinstated by August | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1411 | They told me it was working from home ! | 1.3478 | 0.05872 | 92 | 64 | 24 | 4 |
1412 | Up there they worship a guy like me | 1.3478 | 0.05665 | 92 | 63 | 26 | 3 |
1413 | I got sick of being introduced as: “the one that didn’t get away”. | 1.3474 | 0.05943 | 95 | 67 | 23 | 5 |
1414 | I hope you’re happy- I’ve finally become that trophy wife you’ve always wanted me to be. | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1415 | Not quite what I had in mind when they said ‘ocean preservation’ | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1416 | Because it makes me look like a keeper, that's why." | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1417 | All I know is that I will outlive you | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1418 | Lesson learned, your ass! | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1419 | You know, I'm more than just a trophy wife! | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1420 | You’re feeling stuck in life? Seriously? | 1.3469 | 0.06340 | 98 | 72 | 18 | 8 |
1421 | I was not caught! I was chosen to be a model! | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1422 | And they didn't even get my good side! | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1423 | So one guy who had a bit too much to drink said, Ok, I'll take you to the river!!! | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
1424 | I'm a "catch and release" species! | 1.3462 | 0.06004 | 78 | 53 | 23 | 2 |
1425 | It was humiliating. I only got third prize. | 1.3462 | 0.06276 | 78 | 54 | 21 | 3 |
1426 | You got any double A batteries? | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
1427 | You were right...I should have stayed in school! | 1.3462 | 0.07260 | 78 | 58 | 13 | 7 |
1428 | See where those singing lessons got me? | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
1429 | I warned ya not to push my buttons. | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1430 | I refused to sing that damn song anymore | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
1431 | Could I get the name of your taxidermist? My guy retired during the pandemic. | 1.3462 | 0.06276 | 78 | 54 | 21 | 3 |
1432 | This is what happens when you leave your school and play hooky. | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
1433 | C’mon! Get on board! | 1.3458 | 0.05954 | 107 | 78 | 21 | 8 |
1434 | Thought I was going in for a fin replacement. | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
1435 | You won't believe what I had to do to get back here. | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1436 | No, I am not a vision board. | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1437 | Believe me, you're lucky I grabbed the bait first. | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
1438 | Thanks but I'm stuffed | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1439 | Boy am I stuffed | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1440 | I thought being a trophy wife would be liberating | 1.3457 | 0.06373 | 81 | 57 | 20 | 4 |
1441 | you’re having an existential crisis? | 1.3457 | 0.07278 | 81 | 61 | 12 | 8 |
1442 | And then he said: ‘he’s the new member of the board’ | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1443 | Didn't I once see you on TV? | 1.3457 | 0.05869 | 81 | 55 | 24 | 2 |
1444 | How do you know if you don't try it?", you said | 1.3452 | 0.07084 | 84 | 63 | 13 | 8 |
1445 | Maybe I want to look cheap! | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1446 | OK, so I’m a trophy wife! What of it?! | 1.3452 | 0.07284 | 84 | 64 | 11 | 9 |
1447 | Being a trophy husband was supposed to liberate me! | 1.3452 | 0.05987 | 84 | 58 | 23 | 3 |
1448 | It was a fad. | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1449 | The turning radius on this thing is terrible. | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1450 | Look... it's a job ok? | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1451 | And you said to turn left with the school. | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1452 | Well, at least it's made out of basswood. | 1.3448 | 0.06296 | 87 | 62 | 20 | 5 |
1453 | I'm bored! | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1454 | I'm dressing for the job I want. | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1455 | As they say, beauty is a curse. | 1.3448 | 0.06296 | 87 | 62 | 20 | 5 |
1456 | They threw me back when they moved! | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1457 | Don't fall for that line | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1458 | Don’t take the bait! Some guy up there clearly doesn’t understand catch and release. | 1.3448 | 0.05623 | 87 | 59 | 26 | 2 |
1459 | No, I’ve never seen The Sopranos. Why does everyone keep asking me that?! | 1.3448 | 0.07280 | 87 | 67 | 10 | 10 |
1460 | There are disadvantages to keeping a trophy wife happy. | 1.3444 | 0.05733 | 90 | 62 | 25 | 3 |
1461 | My doctor says it's plaque buildup | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1462 | Son, you gotta get out there and find purpose in your life. | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1463 | You can erase all kinds of mistakes, but if you're a trophy wife just once, you never get rid of it. | 1.3444 | 0.06734 | 90 | 67 | 15 | 8 |
1464 | I told you he was out to frame you but you didn't listen! | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1465 | A bit of advice, avoid shiny objects with a string attached | 1.3444 | 0.06734 | 90 | 67 | 15 | 8 |
1466 | This pandemic Marie Kondo’ed me” | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1467 | If you knew what I went through to get back here...! | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1468 | I'm telling ya, don't eat the damn worms. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1469 | And the trophy wife gets the last laugh... | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1470 | And then after all that the jerk says ‘Yeah, I guess he is pretty small. Maybe I should throw him back.’ | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1471 | they lure you in with promises of fame, but they don’t tell you that you become theirs forever | 1.3441 | 0.05821 | 93 | 65 | 24 | 4 |
1472 | So you’re the one that ‘got away’!!! | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1473 | Why does everyone treat me like I’m just your trophy wife? | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1474 | I didn’t choose the trophy life, the trophy life chose me | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1475 | You really wanna talk about being up against a wall? # | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1476 | Yes, technically speaking, I was caught and released! | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1477 | They said: room and board | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1478 | Yeah, once I dropped out of school, this seemed to be my best option. | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
1479 | Not only that, they make me sing. | 1.3431 | 0.06308 | 102 | 76 | 17 | 9 |
1480 | That's what they told me ... no strings attached! | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
1481 | My dentist said I had waaaay too much plaque! | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1482 | It's a trade-off: creative freedom for job security. | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1483 | Yeh, the HR department calls it "onboarding." | 1.3418 | 0.07403 | 79 | 60 | 11 | 8 |
1484 | And they hang you, in the ugliest room in the house. | 1.3418 | 0.06211 | 79 | 55 | 21 | 3 |
1485 | Hope you are happy, I said take out but noooo you wanted fresh caught flies... | 1.3418 | 0.06211 | 79 | 55 | 21 | 3 |
1486 | Does this outfit make me look big? | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1487 | Get on board! Get on board!" If I heard it once, I heard it a thousand times | 1.3418 | 0.06211 | 79 | 55 | 21 | 3 |
1488 | He had me mounted and THEN threw me back! | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1489 | Don't take the bait, kid. | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1490 | I'll have you know I WON the competition, thank you very much. | 1.3418 | 0.06951 | 79 | 58 | 15 | 6 |
1491 | Some joker added 'Holy' to Mackerel!". | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1492 | So if you see a guppy with a string coming out of its ass, just pass. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1493 | Mount has many meanings. | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
1494 | Being retired suits me just fine. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1495 | At least he appreciates me. | 1.3415 | 0.05547 | 82 | 55 | 26 | 1 |
1496 | Adding insult to injury, they’re converting his office into a nursery! | 1.3415 | 0.06066 | 82 | 57 | 22 | 3 |
1497 | Don’t look at me like that. I have bills to pay. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1498 | Oh yeah? Well you EAT plastic | 1.3415 | 0.06066 | 82 | 57 | 22 | 3 |
1499 | I see you are onboard | 1.3412 | 0.07012 | 85 | 64 | 13 | 8 |
1500 | Better than a plate. | 1.3412 | 0.07209 | 85 | 65 | 11 | 9 |
1501 | The dentist said I have a bad case of plaque. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1502 | His wife told him to clean out his man cave. | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1503 | Your generation just doesn’t work hard enough to to get this kind of recognition! | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1504 | I got board waiting for you. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1505 | Yeah, well I think you’re off-the-wall. | 1.3412 | 0.07012 | 85 | 64 | 13 | 8 |
1506 | I was once like you: wild, footloose and fancy free! Then I got hooked. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1507 | You’re making a bass of yourself! | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1508 | I wouldn’t be here if I hadn’t opened my big mouth. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1509 | The kid heard me singing "Don't Worry, Be Happy," and, thinking I was still alive, threw me back. | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1510 | At least I was a prize catch. What will you ever mount to? | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1511 | I'm not just a "good catch." I'm a GREAT catch. | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
1512 | I’m off the wall. | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1513 | I told you not to leave me hanging. | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1514 | But its the first time I've ever won anything! | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1515 | My dentist said, "brush, floss, and rinse to reduce plaque" but I didn't listen | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
1516 | Twenty years in that school and all I got was this stupid plaque. | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1517 | You said we were going to a costume party | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1518 | His wife said it was her or fishing,so. here I am. | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
1519 | No requests, it's "Take me to the river" or nothing. | 1.3407 | 0.06670 | 91 | 68 | 15 | 8 |
1520 | Now are you content with being runner-up? | 1.3407 | 0.06670 | 91 | 68 | 15 | 8 |
1521 | Are you sure you told me everything about catch and release? | 1.3407 | 0.05682 | 91 | 63 | 25 | 3 |
1522 | I once lived with Tony Soprano, now I sleep with the fish | 1.3407 | 0.05893 | 91 | 64 | 23 | 4 |
1523 | Stop talking, Greg - you're driving me up a wall. | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1524 | At least I didn't end up in a frying pan. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1525 | So this happened at my remote school. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1526 | Trophy wife is more than you can hope for. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1527 | They said I would be on the school board. | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1528 | I was just released from rehab...I got hooked on worms. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1529 | Corporate life sucks. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1530 | Then you said, “First one gets the worm!” | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1531 | I just refused to sing "Take Me to the River" any more. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1532 | Yup, waterproof batteries, and it’s William, not Billy. | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1533 | What do you mean you don't want a trophy wife? | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1534 | Whatever you do, DO NOT tell them you know how to sing. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1535 | Yes, I know it looks a little off the wall, but -- incredible lumbar support. | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1536 | Fly, good. Fly with hook, not good. | 1.3400 | 0.05168 | 100 | 68 | 30 | 2 |
1537 | Their catch and release policy has a catch | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1538 | Trust me, being a catch isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
1539 | Don't ever let yourself become a trophy wife. | 1.3396 | 0.06271 | 106 | 80 | 16 | 10 |
1540 | Why don’t you tell me?! You bought the tequila shots | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
1541 | Don't worry you said! It's a real fly you said! | 1.3378 | 0.06462 | 74 | 52 | 19 | 3 |
1542 | These nice people swam by and invited me for dinner. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1543 | Be honest, does this board make me look fat? | 1.3378 | 0.06462 | 74 | 52 | 19 | 3 |
1544 | Is this how Jesus felt? | 1.3378 | 0.07521 | 74 | 56 | 11 | 7 |
1545 | They also save the fish by using metal straws | 1.3378 | 0.05861 | 74 | 50 | 23 | 1 |
1546 | If you can't support my career choices then at least admit modeling is a valid occupation. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1547 | Well I could have offered you some stability. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1548 | Does this make me look fat? | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1549 | It stinks being the big fish in a small pond | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
1550 | Whatever you do, don’t sing Take Me to the River | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
1551 | Actually, you probably should be worried. | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
1552 | Well, you said "play dead"! | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1553 | He's a King Mackerel and I'm his third trophy wife. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1554 | That was not in the spirit of 'catch and release' | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
1555 | Swim fast, die young. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1556 | I hear his new wife is under the legal limit! | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
1557 | I'm pretty sure this isn't how "catch and release" is supposed to work. | 1.3375 | 0.07103 | 80 | 60 | 13 | 7 |
1558 | This is how I get to be part of 1%. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1559 | Plankton, not planking! | 1.3373 | 0.06006 | 83 | 58 | 22 | 3 |
1560 | I went to the dentist to get my plaque removed, but she didn't have the right tools. | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1561 | You wanted a trophy wife! | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1562 | I still am an apex predator. It gives me the advantage of surprise. | 1.3373 | 0.05757 | 83 | 57 | 24 | 2 |
1563 | Can you find a swordfish who can get me off of this thing ? | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1564 | They made it sound like such a good gig. Then you find out the people who like this kind of stuff are dumber than us fish. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1565 | I've been saying it for years and I told Steve at the last meeting, there needs to be universal standards for time-out-of-water that constitutes Catch and Release. You know what he told me? I was too close to the issue. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1566 | Yeah, I can talk. I'm a little off-the-wall. | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1567 | And that’s what you get for being a pain in the bass | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1568 | I’m a winner! Why can’t you be happy for me? | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1569 | So can you tell my wife I’m going to be hung up for a while? | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1570 | Honestly, being a trophy wife is really weighing me down. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1571 | I specifically told them to get me on my good side! | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
1572 | I know it sounds crazy, but I just wanted a stable place to live during the pandemic. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1573 | I’’m not just your trophy wife! | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1574 | It's not easy being a trophy wife. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1575 | Who you calling Big Mouth? | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1576 | How's it hanging? | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
1577 | You always said that You wanted a trophy wife... | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
1578 | Don't ask. It's a long story. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1579 | I've come back to haunt you. | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
1580 | I swear, the human who got me was thiiiis big | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1581 | Okay, fine, I'm a leftist. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1582 | See? Someone thinks I am special. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1583 | What exactly did you expect when you wished for a trophy wife? | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1584 | It’s not the board I mind, it’s the dumb song. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1585 | Don't fall for the feathered mermaid | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1586 | His wife said: "I'm sick and tired of looking at that damned fish, why don't you throw it back?" So he did. | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1587 | The novelty of being out of water eventually wears off. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1588 | One bad fish joke too many, and they literally nail you to the wall! | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1589 | Quit whining - try swimming up stream attached to this…my back is killing me. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1590 | I can’t believe you fell for the phishing scam | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1591 | Apparently they thought this was the more eco friendly option. | 1.3371 | 0.06769 | 89 | 67 | 14 | 8 |
1592 | 'Chairman of the board?' Not funny, Ted | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1593 | You have 2 eyes and can turn right! Big deal!! | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1594 | Okay, I’ll be a trophy husband. Now will you marry me? | 1.3370 | 0.06786 | 92 | 70 | 13 | 9 |
1595 | I don’t appreciate the trophy wife tag! | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1596 | This is what happens, son, when you don't tow the line. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1597 | Look here, son. This is your future. | 1.3370 | 0.05416 | 92 | 63 | 27 | 2 |
1598 | I wish he would have decided to throw me back sooner | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1599 | Fine time to tell me Krazy Glue isn't water-soluble! | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1600 | Last thing I remember is starting to sing... | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
1601 | Yeah, I know, I know.... I should've stayed in school. | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
1602 | I've been better, Bob! | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
1603 | All I sang was "Take me to the river, drop me in the water..." | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
1604 | Dress for the job you want! I’m dressed for retirement! | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1605 | The sign said "Catch and release!" | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1606 | You want my advice? Always read the prenup if you're a trophy wife. | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1607 | What?! I thought it said "boarding school"! | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1608 | Don't end up just being a trophy wife like your Mother. | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1609 | No matter how good it looks, if it's on a hook, just say no. | 1.3364 | 0.05930 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
1610 | Would you please not refer to me as your trophy husband? | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1611 | Try it, what can go wrong?” she said. And like a fool, I did | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1612 | I'm on the Board of Directors. | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1613 | It completely blocks your view, and it's a struggle just to stay underwater | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1614 | He caught a bigger fish. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1615 | It's called 'playing possum'. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1616 | Stay in school kid, or you’ll end up like me. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1617 | So I said to my ex: “I’m more than a trophy wife, I should be on the board.” | 1.3333 | 0.06002 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
1618 | I asked you to order me stationery not stationary! | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1619 | I’m NOT angry. I’m bored. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1620 | It’s not even cedar. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1621 | Ever heard of salmon on a cedar plank, dumb bass? | 1.3333 | 0.07252 | 84 | 65 | 10 | 9 |
1622 | They freaked out when I started singing, "take me to the river, drop me in the water." | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1623 | Don’t let your children grow up to be trophies | 1.3333 | 0.06704 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 8 |
1624 | If only they had chosen my good side... | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
1625 | I know we see eye to eye, but you’re clearly not on board with me! | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1626 | Haven't you ever heard of a trophy wife? | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1627 | When you’re a sucker like me, kid, it’s so easy to get hooked by some bright, shiny object. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1628 | Harold when you said I was your trophy wife I was not expecting this | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1629 | Why? Their ad said the opening was for a well-schooled, verbal chum seeking a permanent position. | 1.3333 | 0.07244 | 81 | 62 | 11 | 8 |
1630 | No the plate isn't blue! | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
1631 | I don't care, this is still better than singing that river song again. | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1632 | I saw the worm but not the...what's the word? Hook. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1633 | So much for joking about being a trophy Husband | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1634 | All I am to you is a trophy-husband. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1635 | They decided they have other fish to fry so they sent me back. | 1.3333 | 0.06391 | 75 | 53 | 19 | 3 |
1636 | 'Don't worry,' I told them. 'Be happy,' I said. Now look at me. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1637 | I’ll be your trophy wife, if you’ll be my arm candy! | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1638 | Believe me,winning isn’t everything, kid. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1639 | Definitely passing on the trophy wife. Plenty of other fish in the sea. | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 74 | 17 | 8 |
1640 | I'm stuffed. Can we skip dinner? | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1641 | Some men treat me like a prize. | 1.3333 | 0.05819 | 87 | 61 | 23 | 3 |
1642 | They never get your good side. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1643 | My dentist says I’ve got plaque buildup. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1644 | Whaddya mean “Will I be home for dinner?” I AM dinner, damn it! | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1645 | The only upside is nobody can clap down here. | 1.3333 | 0.06255 | 72 | 50 | 20 | 2 |
1646 | Say no to the free plaque. | 1.3333 | 0.07223 | 78 | 59 | 12 | 7 |
1647 | The mounting was NOT consensual. | 1.3333 | 0.07027 | 81 | 61 | 13 | 7 |
1648 | I can’t believe I went to Julliard for this! | 1.3333 | 0.06102 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1649 | after they divorced...she threw me out. | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1650 | I sang that stupid song one too many times. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1651 | It was terrifying to go through this but even more insulting when I was thrown away. | 1.3333 | 0.06546 | 93 | 70 | 15 | 8 |
1652 | Haven't you ever seen a wall-eyed pike before? | 1.3333 | 0.06723 | 93 | 71 | 13 | 9 |
1653 | Bass. William Bass. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
1654 | There's a catch to catch-and-release. | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1655 | Don’t tell me about angler management. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1656 | See,I told your mother I was a good catch. | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1657 | I’m nobodies trophy wife! | 1.3333 | 0.05799 | 75 | 51 | 23 | 1 |
1658 | Go to the surface they said.... it’ll be fun they said | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1659 | If you ever find out you have a lovely baritone voice... keep it to yourself | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1660 | I prefer to call it planked… | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1661 | I’m not on board with this one | 1.3333 | 0.05674 | 78 | 53 | 24 | 1 |
1662 | So I sang “take me to the river. Drop me in the water.” And here I am | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1663 | Being a trophy fish is not all that cracked up to be! | 1.3333 | 0.06888 | 90 | 69 | 12 | 9 |
1664 | It’s a performance piece. | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1665 | Must be nice to have a big brother whose mistakes you can learn from. | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1666 | Can you believe this is the backdrop for the Senior photos this year? | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1667 | I had to reinvent myself, Joe. | 1.3333 | 0.07223 | 78 | 59 | 12 | 7 |
1668 | I sang to the Feds. How’d you get here? | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1669 | Next time YOU go first | 1.3333 | 0.06102 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1670 | Alright, I think I’m done being an exemplary role model | 1.3333 | 0.05444 | 84 | 57 | 26 | 1 |
1671 | I told you it's just a temporary job, Lisa | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1672 | Weren’t you a singer in the late 90’s? | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1673 | No, I don’t want to hear about your weekend | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1674 | My dentists said this plaque could lead to finvivitus. | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1675 | I'm so much more than your trophy husband! | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1676 | They could have unmounted me before they threw me back in. | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1677 | No. I don’t want to talk about it, Gary. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1678 | I was a fish out of water once. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1679 | The class description said “Learn to plank!” | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
1680 | I’m telling you I was framed! | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
1681 | And they all said I’d never aMOUNT to anything! | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1682 | It happened after I answered a phony Email, something called phishing! | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
1683 | They could have at least let me pick the song. | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1684 | I had to pretend I was dead for 6 years before I could make my break. | 1.3295 | 0.06993 | 88 | 68 | 11 | 9 |
1685 | those singing lessons were a big mistake | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1686 | Catch and release was not quite what I thought. | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
1687 | I guess it was technically catch and release. | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
1688 | Do I look board to you ? | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1689 | I feel safer up here anyways | 1.3295 | 0.05534 | 88 | 61 | 25 | 2 |
1690 | When I said mount me, this wasn’t what I had in mind! | 1.3295 | 0.06804 | 88 | 67 | 13 | 8 |
1691 | I never want to hear that song again. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1692 | They're redoing the den. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1693 | I said it before and I’ll say it again: I been framed! | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1694 | No, I'm not the fish who made it big singing "Don't worry, be happy" | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1695 | But you wanted a trophy wife | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1696 | Being on the board isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1697 | It’s clear you only view me as a trophy husband | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1698 | Taxidermy! I asked you to get a taxi for me! | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1699 | Oh yeah? Well, look where being the bigest fish in your school got me! | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1700 | They don't write Disney movies about MY escape story. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1701 | Don't worship fame, kid. It'll get you hooked. | 1.3293 | 0.07166 | 82 | 63 | 11 | 8 |
1702 | I didn't win anything. I AM the trophy! | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1703 | Just wait...I was his first trophy wife and it’s not all that great! | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
1704 | Going up there was a big mistake | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1705 | Nothing much, just channel surfing. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1706 | These idiots don’t understand how “catch and release” is supposed to work. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1707 | Furthermore, I resent being called stuffy! | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1708 | Take it from me, kid. Stay away from worms. | 1.3291 | 0.06912 | 79 | 59 | 14 | 6 |
1709 | It's my Halloween costume. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1710 | I am going places, chum. Remember the name: Big Mouth Billy Bass! | 1.3291 | 0.06912 | 79 | 59 | 14 | 6 |
1711 | How do you THINK I feel? | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1712 | Who keeps saying I’m not hung? | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1713 | Yeah? Let me hear you say that when your butt’s nailed to a board. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1714 | get away! You’ll blow my cover. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1715 | I don't take requests. | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1716 | NO! I don't know "take me to the river"!! You're the 25th person to ask me today!! | 1.3289 | 0.07348 | 76 | 58 | 11 | 7 |
1717 | TAKE ME TO THE WATER…. DROP ME IN THE RIVER! | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1718 | What? You never heard of the Atlantic's got talent? | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1719 | And it's William, not Billy. | 1.3289 | 0.07583 | 76 | 59 | 9 | 8 |
1720 | Just gimme a quick update. I've got to get back to my wall. | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 53 | 21 | 2 |
1721 | Not what you wanted for Father’s Day? | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1722 | The other cedar plank option involved herbs, spices, and a grill, so this option was a no-brainer | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1723 | No, I will NOT sing it again. | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
1724 | They can keep their Lifetime Achievement Award. | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
1725 | I would have called you after our date, Marge, but I got hung up. | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1726 | Well, you asked for a "Trophy Spouse!" | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1727 | I guess, technically it's still catch and release. | 1.3288 | 0.05870 | 73 | 50 | 22 | 1 |
1728 | Classic bait & switch | 1.3288 | 0.06185 | 73 | 51 | 20 | 2 |
1729 | i’ve been framed carl! | 1.3288 | 0.07313 | 73 | 55 | 12 | 6 |
1730 | You said you wanted a trophy wife. Let's get on with it. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1731 | Don't believe the "catch and release" BS. | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
1732 | You need to stop referring to me as your trophy wife, Hank | 1.3269 | 0.06025 | 104 | 78 | 18 | 8 |
1733 | To hell with your problems. I'm mounted on a fucking board. | 1.3265 | 0.06450 | 98 | 75 | 14 | 9 |
1734 | Let's just say fame isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
1735 | Kiddo, take my advice, it’s best to keep your mouth shut! | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1736 | Can’t you read the writing on the wall? | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1737 | When I said I wanted to be a trophy wife, this is not what I had in mind | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1738 | I am not a walleye. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1739 | “Don’t worry,” they said. “Be happy,” they said | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1740 | You should see a dentist with that plaque | 1.3258 | 0.06737 | 89 | 68 | 13 | 8 |
1741 | Immortality comes at a price. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1742 | Trust me kid, show business ain't all it's cracked up to be. Stay in school. | 1.3258 | 0.05712 | 89 | 63 | 23 | 3 |
1743 | ...and when his trophy-wife got jealous, he tossed me back again. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1744 | No, I don’t do requests. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1745 | For clarity, we should call it “catch and immediately release.” | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1746 | I was a famous singer once... | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1747 | ...so I tried singing 'the room where it happened' instead, and it was all downhill from there | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1748 | You only see me as a trophy wife. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1749 | It's a new thing. They call it catch, mount and release. | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1750 | Bastards didn’t even show my good side | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1751 | Fortunately, my left side is my good side. | 1.3253 | 0.05450 | 83 | 57 | 25 | 1 |
1752 | Listen Carl, I’m not some trophy you can use to make your friends jealous | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1753 | I don't appreciate you parading me around like I'm some kind of trophy wife. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1754 | Not only delicious but a trophy winner. So I got that going for me. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1755 | I stopped singing a long time ago, kid. | 1.3253 | 0.05713 | 83 | 58 | 23 | 2 |
1756 | The other fin brace had an 85$ copay, alright? | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1757 | Well, they took me to the river, and here I am. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1758 | Climate change. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1759 | At least I HAVE a job. | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1760 | You're lucky you have a terrible singing voice. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1761 | For the last time. you don't come in till the chorus. | 1.3250 | 0.05839 | 80 | 56 | 22 | 2 |
1762 | They told me karaoke would be fun. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1763 | This isn't what I had in mind for "the one that got away" award. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1764 | No, I wouldn't do it again! It's killed my peripheral vision, just killed it! | 1.3250 | 0.05562 | 80 | 55 | 24 | 1 |
1765 | Never chase after those feathery, multicolored, shiny things in southern slough! | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1766 | They tell me I should feel honored for being employee of the month. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1767 | NO! I will NOT sing that stupid song again! | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1768 | Do you believe me now? | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1769 | Do not judge me, Margot! I swear to Cod! | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1770 | Been entertaining since '99, and the toddler comes along and wants me to "swim with the fishies." | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
1771 | Sure it looked delicious, but WOW the side effects were extreme. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1772 | Happy life, trophy wife | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1773 | Sorry, I don’t spawn and tell. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1774 | Everything was fine till the guy’s new wife moved in. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1775 | You’d be bored too! | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1776 | Clearly, someone believes I'm 10 inches. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1777 | What do you mean, "I look bored?" | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
1778 | They had me singing “Take Me to the River” on repeat like I was some fresh water fish! | 1.3247 | 0.05680 | 77 | 53 | 23 | 1 |
1779 | If you love me you'll get me that worm, you said. Are you a real fish or not, you said. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1780 | It never happened if we don’t post about it. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1781 | Turn out , if you sing "Take me to the river, drop me in the water" often enough, someone actually will do it | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1782 | This is not what I meant by a trophy wife. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1783 | Yes, I know I'm angry, but it's hard being stuck here all the time. | 1.3243 | 0.07479 | 74 | 57 | 10 | 7 |
1784 | A trophy wife you are not. | 1.3243 | 0.06117 | 74 | 52 | 20 | 2 |
1785 | This is my costume for the 90s throwback party. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1786 | I DO know the words! | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1787 | Then she said….”let’s try attaching the antlers to the rabbit instead.” | 1.3243 | 0.07479 | 74 | 57 | 10 | 7 |
1788 | You get mounted, you're the man. I do it, and I'm a tramp. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1789 | I'm a trophy fish | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1790 | Somebody took me literally. | 1.3239 | 0.07445 | 71 | 54 | 11 | 6 |
1791 | You got nothing to carp about. I'm stuck floundering around with this plaque. | 1.3239 | 0.06272 | 71 | 50 | 19 | 2 |
1792 | I went to the wrong board meeting. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1793 | and they spelled my name bass-ackwards. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1794 | You wanted a trophy wife, right? | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
1795 | So much for the "Early Bird Gets the Worm" being good advice! | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1796 | And to makes matters worse,they named me Big Mouth Billy Bass. | 1.3226 | 0.06516 | 93 | 71 | 14 | 8 |
1797 | „At least, Jesus got a cross?!?“ | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1798 | I ate the worm. | 1.3226 | 0.05332 | 93 | 65 | 26 | 2 |
1799 | A little stiff - you? | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1800 | I’m getting sick and tired of people pushing my button. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1801 | This is not what I meant when I said you could mount me | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1802 | This is what working from home looks like | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1803 | Looks like you‘re off the hook. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1804 | Son, stay in school, otherwise you’ll end up stuck to a plaque the rest of your life like your old Man. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1805 | Carp-e diem, my friend. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1806 | when I said mount me like a man… you know I didn’t mean this | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1807 | Yeah, smartass, but I'll never try to eat anything attached to a hook again! | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1808 | Ralph calls me his trophy wife! | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1809 | You are going to be on someone's dinner plate while I look down from the wall. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1810 | I'm tired of being called a trophy wife. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1811 | -"If I had stayed in school, none of this would have happened." | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
1812 | I am the fish of Christmas Future. This is the fate that awaits you if you do not change your ways. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1813 | Every morning I wake up with a woodie | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
1814 | Nailed my audition | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1815 | This is what I get for looking for Nemo. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1816 | It's just a song... I didn't think they'd ACTUALLY take me to the river, and ACTUALLY put me in the water! | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1817 | I don't care if it looks funny, it keeps the sharks off! | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1818 | I had no idea this is what you meant by "trophy wife"! | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1819 | Now you see why you have to keep your mouth shut. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1820 | It's called 'catch, mount and release,' and I hate it. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1821 | After 25 years, they threw me back! That's gratitude for you. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1822 | Billy Bass is a star", they said. "You can be the next Billy Bass", they said | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1823 | Well hello Mr 'there's definitely no hook in that fly.'" | 1.3210 | 0.07418 | 81 | 64 | 8 | 9 |
1824 | It doesn't feel like an award. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1825 | Just what the Hell do you mean, 'Get a life'? | 1.3210 | 0.05781 | 81 | 57 | 22 | 2 |
1826 | A plaque lasts longer than a platter. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1827 | You could at least say you're surprised to see me back." | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1828 | I thought they were giving me an award | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1829 | I told you those plastic edibles would cause plaque. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1830 | No, I'm not a walleye. Why? | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1831 | Larry I swear to god, I will short us both out if you press that button to make me sing “down by the river” again | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1832 | So she says 'You're no prize catch yourself!'. Well, I sure showed her! | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1833 | You just can’t stand to see me succeed. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1834 | I dropped out of the school and chased flashy things. Sure, I made a big splash, but now I’m empty inside. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1835 | Catch and release,” they said | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1836 | Don't make me sing Don't Worry Be Happy!! | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1837 | I’d be in your school, too, if I hadn’t gotten nailed on the boards! | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1838 | No parsley, no lemon wedges, no nothing! | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1839 | Basstard!” “Maybe you shouldn’t have had such a large mouth. | 1.3205 | 0.05911 | 78 | 55 | 21 | 2 |
1840 | No, I don't sing on command | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1841 | Learn from example, I used to chase lures too.... | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1842 | No, you live in a bubble! | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1843 | And you said go ahead I’ll let you have the first worm! | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1844 | I made a deal with the fisherman! | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1845 | Stop swimming in front of me, you know it triggers the motion sensor | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1846 | He threw me back in when his new vegan girlfriend said, “Hanging dead animals on walls is so passé.” | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1847 | They told me I would be immortal. | 1.3205 | 0.07411 | 78 | 61 | 9 | 8 |
1848 | You’re really pushing my buttons | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1849 | Talk about efficiency. They shot me in the barrel and then attached me to it. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1850 | they framed me son! Believe me! | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1851 | So this wasn’t what I had in mind when they said ‘trophy spouse’ | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1852 | If you swim hard enough, you can be a big fish too. | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1853 | Go ahead, Bob, you have it, I've gone vegan," you said | 1.3200 | 0.06051 | 75 | 53 | 20 | 2 |
1854 | No more dinner parties. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1855 | I refused to sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy." | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1856 | Just one minute buddy, I'll have you know that I'm board certified. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1857 | Goodbye, Reynard. I found someone new who thinks I'm quite the catch | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1858 | All in all, you’re just another fish on the wall. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1859 | I KNOW winning isn't everything. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1860 | Catch and release, sure! But they never mention the part in the middle where they stuff and mount you. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1861 | Forget what I said about death and taxidermy. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1862 | Now do you believe I’m 8 inches long? | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1863 | I didn’t think they would take the song so literally. | 1.3194 | 0.06200 | 72 | 51 | 19 | 2 |
1864 | Thanks a lot for your just play dead idea! | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1865 | If I kept my mouth shut I wouldn’t be here today! | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1866 | Nice Zoom background | 1.3194 | 0.07355 | 72 | 55 | 11 | 6 |
1867 | It’s actually considered quite an honor. | 1.3194 | 0.06200 | 72 | 51 | 19 | 2 |
1868 | Son, you don’t know what bored really means! | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1869 | A bright colorful Underwater Fluffy Object was my last memory! | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1870 | I’m not a walleye, you idiot, I’m mounted. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1871 | hello from the other side ... | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1872 | Yes I had some work done during the pandemic, stop making such a big deal about it | 1.3194 | 0.06200 | 72 | 51 | 19 | 2 |
1873 | Let me tell ya, kid, fame ain't what it's cracked up to be. For one thing I can never turn right. | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
1874 | Why didn’t you tell me we weren’t doing costumes this year? | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1875 | I bit, that's what happened! | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
1876 | Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. | 1.3188 | 0.06017 | 69 | 48 | 20 | 1 |
1877 | This is not my better half. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1878 | What do you mean I don’t look like my Tinder photo?! | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1879 | This may sound off-the-wall, but... | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1880 | I know, the song sucks. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1881 | This is what I get for listening when you said it's safe to go out to dinner again! | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1882 | Being on the board isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1883 | The board exam was surprisingly easy,but I got hooked trying to get my fishing license. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1884 | My trainer recommended planking to tone up before heading upstream. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1885 | He literally just sees me as a trophy wife! | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1886 | If you must know, I've been put out of business by a 300 pound marlin ! | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1887 | When HR mentions onboarding, don't take the bait. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1888 | I thought it was just corporate-speak. The boss asked “who’s on board?” and I raised my fin! Next thing I know… | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1889 | It’s goth, Mom, you wouldn’t understand. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1890 | They couldn't make up their minds about catch and release. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1891 | If I have to sing “Take Me to the River” one more time, I am going to lose my mind. | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1892 | It’s not so bad, I get new batteries every month. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1893 | No I won’t sing ‘don’t worry be happy’ so stop asking! | 1.3176 | 0.06739 | 85 | 65 | 13 | 7 |
1894 | I'd rather be on someone's wall, than their plate. It's my chance for immortality. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1895 | Just go ahead and try the bait he says. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1896 | I though he said a board game would be fun,not a board for game he caught! | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1897 | I had to get away. I was up on a wall next to a bear. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1898 | To think I almost ended up as a blue plate special" | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1899 | there's no longer a call for singing fish. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1900 | The fishing industry framed me! | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1901 | After all I’ve done for you why don’t you want to follow in my footsteps | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1902 | No no, really. It’s like you’re still alive. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1903 | Very Funny. I know! I sing the song "I Will Survive." | 1.3165 | 0.05850 | 79 | 56 | 21 | 2 |
1904 | I'm a trophy wife. You have a problem with that? | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1905 | ...and no, fame is not all it's cracked up to be...sometimes you can be framed! | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1906 | I didn't say "get an education". I said "STAY IN SCHOOL"! | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1907 | Now I realize you only wanted a trophy wife | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1908 | Harold,what do they mean by trophy wife? | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1909 | Oh yeah? You sing some silly damn song a hundred times a day. Then you can complain. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1910 | Is this what you meant when you said there was an afterlife?! | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1911 | I'm so relieved. I was afraid you'd been eaten. | 1.3165 | 0.07328 | 79 | 62 | 9 | 8 |
1912 | At least you aren't stuck on a wooden plaque singing Christmas songs all year 'round. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1913 | Their idea of being mounted is sooo different than mine. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1914 | Don't call me a trophy husband! | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1915 | I guess a nice picture wasn't enough | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1916 | I told you Frank, I'm not singing that song again! | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1917 | Don’t get into show business kid | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1918 | Being a Trophy wife is one thing but this is ridiculous | 1.3165 | 0.05850 | 79 | 56 | 21 | 2 |
1919 | If I told you once I told you a 1,000 times, Don’t take candy from strangers. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1920 | Your fate or mine? | 1.3165 | 0.05850 | 79 | 56 | 21 | 2 |
1921 | Yes I used to be a famous singer but now I’m trying to just live a normal life... how did you recognise me? | 1.3165 | 0.05850 | 79 | 56 | 21 | 2 |
1922 | What, you’ve never seen someone plastered before? | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1923 | When you said trophy wife this is not what I had in mind! | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1924 | Don't eat the pretty feathered flies...it's a trap! | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1925 | This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be mounted. | 1.3158 | 0.06396 | 95 | 73 | 14 | 8 |
1926 | He was quick on the catch, but slow on the release. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1927 | I was board. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1928 | If it looks to good to be a fly, it is. | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1929 | You have an amazing singing voice, you said! | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1930 | No, YOU'RE off the wall! | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
1931 | Stop calling me a "trophy wife." | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
1932 | For your information, it’s called skateboarding. | 1.3158 | 0.06396 | 95 | 73 | 14 | 8 |
1933 | Take my advice son, shiny dangling things might be tempting, but they aren't always tasty. | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
1934 | You’re not one of those anti-taxidermers, are you?! | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1935 | Well, at least you can't get caught now | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1936 | I died for your sins. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1937 | And that wasn't the worst of it. The guy next to me wouldn't stop singing. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1938 | I am the ghost of codfish past. | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1939 | The surgeon assured me I would look years younger. | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1940 | The afterlife is full of surprises. | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1941 | So you’re saying you won’t... take me to the river..? | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1942 | Getting mounted is the worst position! | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1943 | This isn’t the plaque treatment I had in mind | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1944 | He did not understand that "drop me in the water" was just a lyric! | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1945 | Wait, you’re telling me this is NOT what you meant by wanting a trophy wife?! | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1946 | It is known as "catch, mount and release!" | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1947 | No, I won't sing the song! | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1948 | No, I don't want to go out for brunch. I'm already stuffed | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1949 | Since when are you too old to dress up for Halloween Geoffrey?! | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1950 | If one more person asks if I'm on board! | 1.3151 | 0.06130 | 73 | 52 | 19 | 2 |
1951 | Yes of COURSE that’s how wall-eye got it’s name! | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1952 | That's not even the half of it—they call us "big mouth" | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1953 | Being Student of the Month sucks! | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1954 | When they tell you not to worry and be happy, swim away as fast as you can! | 1.3151 | 0.05812 | 73 | 51 | 21 | 1 |
1955 | I'm tired of being treated like a trophy wife. | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1956 | It’s called catch, mount and release. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1957 | This whole lake is stocked with trophies. | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1958 | ...And that’s when the school turned on me and initiated the crucifishion. | 1.3146 | 0.06703 | 89 | 69 | 12 | 8 |
1959 | This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a trophy wife. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1960 | It started very innocently with Karaoke, and before I knew it I was hooked. | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1961 | Don't ever let them ask you if you wanna 'sleep with the fishes?' " | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1962 | I'm planning for retirement. | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1963 | I am a planked trout. It’s much like the Nobel prize. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1964 | Thought I had it made when I got that stint on the Sopranos,now look at me | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1965 | Not exactly what I had in mind when I sang ‘Take me to the river’ | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1966 | I hate being your trophy wife. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1967 | Stay in school, son. Don't end up like me! | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1968 | Ask me to sing one more song, I dare you. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1969 | For the last time, I’m NOT anyone’s trophy wife! | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1970 | Even if I am a gag gift, at least I will be able to live out of water. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1971 | yeah, OK, but can you sing 'Take Me to the River?' | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1972 | Have you by any chance heard of something the humans call Postmodernism? | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1973 | I’m ready to unhinge. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1974 | It’s better than ending up on a dinner plate at Red Lobster ! | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1975 | I can't believe I fell for that phishing email! | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1976 | Catch and release, what's that? | 1.3137 | 0.05210 | 102 | 73 | 26 | 3 |
1977 | This is what I get for singing, "Take me to the River." | 1.3134 | 0.06795 | 67 | 49 | 15 | 3 |
1978 | I’m an artist and a performer. I don’t just sing at the touch of a button, damn it! | 1.3134 | 0.06454 | 67 | 48 | 17 | 2 |
1979 | The mounting isn't even the worst part. They make me sing. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1980 | When he asked if I'd like to be mounted, I thought it was about foreplay. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1981 | Dammit Tom, I'm more than just a trophy wife! | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1982 | Don't complain, being lonely isn't the worse thing in the world! | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1983 | What? You’re not getting ready for climate change? | 1.3133 | 0.06841 | 83 | 64 | 12 | 7 |
1984 | Permanent position, my bass! | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1985 | Do not drop out of school! | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1986 | I'm more than just a trophy wife, you know! | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1987 | I don't really care if you're "on board with it" or not! | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1988 | Of course I don't think of you as a trophy wife. | 1.3125 | 0.05817 | 112 | 88 | 14 | 10 |
1989 | I’m making a statement. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1990 | You told me, 'The early bird gets the worm." Not true. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1991 | Yes,do worry! Don’t be happy! | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1992 | Where does she get off telling me I'm just a trophy wife? | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1993 | Hurry! Get the Sturgeon General. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1994 | I told you if you didn't brush you'd get plaque! | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1995 | When it happens to you, make sure they mount you on a chestnut plaque; it will bring out the color of your scales. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1996 | Yes, as a matter of fact, planking is still a thing. | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
1997 | You press the button and I sing the song. That’s as far as this relationship goes | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
1998 | This was not my idea of a portrait | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1999 | Don't you dare try to mount me! Been there, done that! | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2000 | I'm not gonna "do the thing"! | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2001 | Am I suitable for you now that I have a stable background? | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
2002 | This is the costume I'm wearing, Mom. I don't care what you think! It's SUPPOSED to be edgy! | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
2003 | Take singing lessons, Billy! It'll be good for your career!" That's the last time I listen to you | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
2004 | What do you think a guy is doing underwater with a hammer and nails? | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
2005 | Don't objectify me, John. I have feelings too | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
2006 | They nailed me up and three days later I return to you. I told you my dad's the big man. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
2007 | I’m done waiting for some man to make me his trophy. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2008 | Some big award. I can't even get a decent script to read. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
2009 | And it’s not even my best side | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
2010 | You don’t know me and you didn’t see me, understand? | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2011 | You have no idea of the mounting issues above us all | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2012 | I am worried, and I’m not happy | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
2013 | What do you mean wood paneling is out? | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2014 | Catch and release” isn’t what I thought it wa | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
2015 | Next time,you take the first bite | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2016 | They will put me on the wall, not the menu | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2017 | I’d say more but I’m limited to two songs | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
2018 | Back in my day we had to swim upstream, both ways, and we liked it! | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
2019 | Hang in there,” really? | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
2020 | Apparently getting “boarded” isn’t the same for dogs! | 1.3108 | 0.07180 | 74 | 57 | 11 | 6 |
2021 | You wanted a trophy wife and you got one! | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2022 | They always say they're in it for the sport! | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
2023 | Go get presentable! | 1.3108 | 0.06062 | 74 | 53 | 19 | 2 |
2024 | No, I'm not a member of the Board. | 1.3108 | 0.06062 | 74 | 53 | 19 | 2 |
2025 | When they said I'd won a plaque, they didn't mention the details. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2026 | Tell my wife I won't make it home tonight. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2027 | Can you get me a hoagie? | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2028 | Avoid the Worms ! | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2029 | My escape plan was perfect, except for one thing... | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2030 | Yeah, well you should see the guy on the other end of the fishing line. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2031 | Fame, it sounds great until you have it. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2032 | Because I forgot the safe word, that's why. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
2033 | Is this what you meant by onboarding? . | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2034 | And by 2100 there will be more Billy Big Mouth Bass in the ocean than real fish | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2035 | Quick! Someone warn the early birds... the worm may not be worth it! | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
2036 | That's the last time you choose the vacation | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
2037 | That jerk largemouth bass told me he wanted me to be his “trophy wife.” | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
2038 | There’s no denying it now, I’m a trophy wife. | 1.3103 | 0.06802 | 87 | 68 | 11 | 8 |
2039 | So I signed up for this woodworking class... | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
2040 | At least I’m part of something, Dave! What have you ever done? | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
2041 | The afterlife is not that great. You just hang on a wall until you're replaced by a bowling trophy. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
2042 | The worst part? They keep calling me Filet-O-Fish. | 1.3103 | 0.05498 | 87 | 62 | 23 | 2 |
2043 | I heard those horror stories about trophy fish but never thought I'd take the bait. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
2044 | Act natural, they’re trying to think of a caption for us | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
2045 | And THEN, they have the audacity to make me sing “Don’t worry, be happy!” | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
2046 | Looks like you've had some work done. | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
2047 | Looks like the end of the line was the end of the line for me. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2048 | I wish to hell I'd never heard of Izaak Walton, I can tell you that. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2049 | You think I'm your trophy wife? | 1.3099 | 0.05880 | 71 | 50 | 20 | 1 |
2050 | Let me tell you, being a trophy wife is no picnic | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2051 | This is what happens when you are the best in the school. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
2052 | The worst part is I can't get an even tan anymore. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2053 | I don't even get residuals anymore! | 1.3099 | 0.05880 | 71 | 50 | 20 | 1 |
2054 | I told you in school that I did NOT want to be your trophy wife! | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
2055 | Read the plaque. They're callin' me a big mouth! | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2056 | Works great as a surf board. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
2057 | I was supposed to be planked shad, but then they remembered the catch and return rule. | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
2058 | I understand...fish for a compliment..Rite? | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
2059 | I couldn’t listen to that song anymore. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2060 | Not what I meant when I said I felt like sushi. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
2061 | I said take me to the river but all they heard was drop me in the water! | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2062 | Looking for a trophy wife? | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2063 | No, I didn't get to pick the name. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2064 | So after 1,000 verses of ‘Take me to the river’, here I am... What’s your story? | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
2065 | I'm Baaaack! | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
2066 | Don’ t be so koi, and please stop carping. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
2067 | He insisted on Catch and Release.” | 1.3095 | 0.05350 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
2068 | So the endorsement deal went a little sour, big deal. I regret nothing! | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
2069 | No, I won’t sing, We Will Rock You by Queen! | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2070 | At least I avoid the frying pan. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
2071 | I got tired of singing “Take Me to the River.” | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
2072 | I was framed,I tell you. FRAMED! | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
2073 | At least I'm not somebody's dinner. | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 69 | 26 | 2 |
2074 | Well, you're not exactly a prize either. | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
2075 | You'll never get your name on a board with that attitude! | 1.3088 | 0.06021 | 68 | 48 | 19 | 1 |
2076 | Yeah, it was bad. You should have seen the rest of his decor. | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
2077 | Who says size doesn't matter? | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2078 | No, I won't sing "Take Me to the River." How about something from "Hamilton?" | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
2079 | Don't push the button ever again, Phil. | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
2080 | It may not be Carnegie Hall, but it pays the rent, ok? | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2081 | Who knew there’s no catch and release during Covid? | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
2082 | When you said trophy wife, this was not the first thing that came to mind | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2083 | I got hooked so easily! | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
2084 | I “fell off a truck”, now I’m “swimming with the fishes ...” | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
2085 | fuck you looken at | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
2086 | At least my life has a-mounted to something! | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
2087 | You don't know how humiliating it was. They named me Big Mouth Billy Bass and made me sing all the time | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2088 | No! I don't know "Mack the Knife"! | 1.3086 | 0.05455 | 81 | 57 | 23 | 1 |
2089 | I don’t know why you’re so surprised. You always said I was a slow learner. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2090 | I’m just gonna hang out here for a while. | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
2091 | I’m not a jukebox, Ted. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
2092 | Act 1, Scene 5: Enter Hamfish and Ghostfish | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
2093 | Hey Mac, don't let the HOA convince you to run for the board. | 1.3085 | 0.06422 | 94 | 73 | 13 | 8 |
2094 | I told you I didn’t like board games. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
2095 | See. You didn’t believe me. I told you if you don’t brush plaque will get you. | 1.3077 | 0.07140 | 78 | 61 | 10 | 7 |
2096 | ...and then I was completely blindsided by a hook! | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
2097 | Stay in school, and you won’t end up like me. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
2098 | I guess they didn't like my singing | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2099 | I'm a top specimen, recognized on five continents, with multiple awards. You won't find another fish in the sea like me! | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
2100 | He never saw me as more than just a trophy. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
2101 | Never get blackout drunk, Charlene. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
2102 | The mounting pressure was just too much for me. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2103 | I had a few too many one night and woke up like this. Been dry ever since. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2104 | Talking to you has me board stiff! | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2105 | I told him I hated selfie’s | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2106 | I just don’t feel like I’m going anywhere these days. | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
2107 | I told them I’m a bass and they thought I meant I could sing! | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2108 | I'm not your trophy wife anymore, Carl! | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
2109 | You said you wanted a trophy boyfriend. Well, now you have one. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 78 | 55 | 22 | 1 |
2110 | Listen to your Uncle Fred: Never play dead near the surface! | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
2111 | Worst $20 I ever spent. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
2112 | 'Don't be such a wimp,' you said. 'Show me some balls,' you said. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
2113 | Better a trophy than sautéd. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
2114 | Son, stay away from those shiny wiggly flies. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
2115 | Do you want to know what that guy did to all the other fish he caught that day? | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2116 | It's no fun being a trophy wife! | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2117 | No, I won't sing 'Baby Shark' for you! | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
2118 | Well I hope you are finally satisfied that I've made a name for myself! | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2119 | I admit it. I went overboard. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2120 | Yes, it was hilarious at the time, but I was drunk on Aquavite! | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2121 | Ask me to sing and I’ll scale you alive, buddy | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2122 | So not worth it. | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
2123 | I’m never going back to that restaurant... | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2124 | We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
2125 | Where’s the off switch? | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
2126 | "Take a bite,' you said, 'What's the worst that could happen?' | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2127 | Long story. But I made it home!! | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2128 | I just got tired of hanging out in the office. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2129 | Trophy wife! I resent that. | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
2130 | Oh, yeah? Well, maybe I don't want to be viewed as a trophy wife! | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2131 | Sure ‘carpe diem’ you said… | 1.3059 | 0.06905 | 85 | 67 | 10 | 8 |
2132 | They said, “Stay in school.” And look how far it’s gotten me. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
2133 | See?! No such thing as a free lunch... | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2134 | And let me tell you, it was not at all what I was expecting when we talked about hooking up and getting mounted. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
2135 | You should see what they did to Billy! | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2136 | I'm the one who got away | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
2137 | I’m from “Back to the Ocean” environmental program | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
2138 | Oh, and don't worry, be happy | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2139 | I said, “take me to river!” Not the d@!n ocean! | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2140 | I’m telling you, kid, in this day and age, you gotta prepare for your retirement. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
2141 | Being a trophy wife has it draw backs. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2142 | This wouldn't have happened if you didn't always call me your trophy wife! | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2143 | I'm telling you, just ignore the shiny spinning objects. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2144 | At this rate, You're never gonna be on a wall" | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2145 | So the big sport bragged: "I always throw 'em back in." | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2146 | Don't bother evolving | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2147 | What that school of yours doesn’t teach you is if you want others to see you as a prize-winning catch, you’ve got to dress the part. | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
2148 | Yea right YOU have a plaque problem... | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
2149 | I’m telling you, it looked like a worm! | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2150 | His 'catch and release' needs work. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2151 | I got caught! | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2152 | It's bad enough I'm mounted, they also expect me to sing. | 1.3043 | 0.07531 | 69 | 54 | 9 | 6 |
2153 | I'm famous, that's why. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
2154 | You were right, show business isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2155 | There's no such thing as a free lunch. Stay in school! | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
2156 | You say “trophy wife” like it’s a bad thing! | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2157 | You'd be here if you were bigger! | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
2158 | My bad. I just assumed we all knew what "baby, mount me, baby" meant. | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
2159 | My pop told me “eat no worms.” But I was too smart to listen. Take a lesson? | 1.3043 | 0.05950 | 69 | 49 | 19 | 1 |
2160 | Oh yeah? Well how does YOUR camouflage work above ground, huh? | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2161 | The dentist said he’d work on my plaque, but this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2162 | For some reason, I thought "trophy husband" meant something different. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2163 | If it looks too good to be true…… | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
2164 | If I ever sing "Take Me to the River" again, it will be too soon. | 1.3038 | 0.05510 | 79 | 56 | 22 | 1 |
2165 | One day, son, all this won’t be yours. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2166 | I'm sick and tired of being your trophy wife! | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
2167 | yeah....it all started with me wanting a trophy wife... | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2168 | I gotta tell you that being a Trophy wife isn’t all it’s cracked up to be | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2169 | For some reason they only kept me for three days. | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
2170 | I know how you feel. I really miss school too. | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
2171 | No offense,Pal,but you are really off the wall. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2172 | He was a belated convert to catch and release. | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2173 | It’s Phase 2 of a clinical trial: Catch, Mount, Release. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2174 | It's a great disguise until someone checks for your batteries! | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2175 | Try the worm, you said It's tasty and wholesome, you said... | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
2176 | It's been a year of self-discovery. I've found I enjoy being a distant, mysterious figurehead. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2177 | I do not have a big mouth! | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2178 | What are you complaining about? I am stuck to this board! | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2179 | You think YOU’RE bored?! | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2180 | Why does everyone always think I want to go to karaoke? | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
2181 | I WAS the one that got away. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2182 | Sure it’s embarrassing, but that’s not the half of it. I can only swim in circles! | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2183 | But I thought I was the trophy wife you’ve been looking for. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2184 | So, you're the ' One That Got Away'!? | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2185 | dress for the job you want, not the one you have | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2186 | No, it's NOT a Zoom background! | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
2187 | Water you looking at? | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2188 | Catch, mount and release. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2189 | Yeah but how many songs can you sing? | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2190 | With all that nasty water pollution – it was a no-brainer. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2191 | If you stay in school, you should be able to avoid this! | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2192 | Guess what? We're not at the top of the food chain. | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
2193 | Yeah, genius. It does make it harder to swim. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2194 | I'm not some sort of trophy wife, you know! | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2195 | I’ll do whatever it takes to ditch the school. | 1.3026 | 0.05626 | 76 | 54 | 21 | 1 |
2196 | Yeah, yeah, you are not the first person to tell me I'm off the wall. | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
2197 | It started with Botox. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
2198 | I said I wanted to be a FLY on the wall. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2199 | No, I am not Billy Bass. I will not give you an autograph. Please don't ask me to sing that song again! | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2200 | And as if the plaque wasn’t already bad enough, try singing “Don’t Worry Be Happy” about thirty times a day. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
2201 | So, really, how was I to know it was a Pheasant Tail Nymph? | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
2202 | But by far the worst part of this whole sordid affair— I cannot for the life of me get that stupid song out of my head. | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
2203 | I did the Catfish Challenge on TikTok. Don’t ask. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
2204 | And you call this charcuterie? | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2205 | Don’t look at me like I’m your trophy husband! | 1.3016 | 0.07718 | 63 | 49 | 9 | 5 |
2206 | Okay okay, maybe I misunderstood it when they asked if I'd like to go on the board. | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
2207 | Don't let them catch you out of school. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2208 | No! I’m not singing that damn song again! | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2209 | Well, What I CAN say is that I mounted a good defense!" | 1.3014 | 0.05749 | 73 | 52 | 20 | 1 |
2210 | It was my bad diet, doc said the plaque just builds up over time. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2211 | It's what happens when you're no longer allowed to attend school. | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
2212 | Be careful what you eat, you could get hooked ! | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2213 | I'm better hung than you are! | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2214 | I can't see the traffic coming from my right, other than that... | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2215 | The truth is, I’m not really much of an Al Green fan. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2216 | Do as I say, not as I sing! | 1.3014 | 0.07475 | 73 | 58 | 8 | 7 |
2217 | Personally, I prefer the longboard, but this is what I’m stuck with. | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
2218 | My agent insists it's the 'look' my fans want. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2219 | So, anyway, I thought the dentist said PLAQUE... | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2220 | The underwater community reckons with "Framing Big Mouth Billy Bass". | 1.3014 | 0.07216 | 73 | 57 | 10 | 6 |
2221 | When they said they needed diversity in the board, I had a different idea... | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2222 | they don’t give these to just anyone you know! | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
2223 | ‘No, you get stuffed.’ | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2224 | I said only when I was dead! | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2225 | I could be your trophy husband | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
2226 | My biggest worry right now is how much more juice this battery has le- | 1.3012 | 0.06800 | 83 | 65 | 11 | 7 |
2227 | why haven't we unleashed predator drones on Trump voters yet? | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
2228 | What's wrong? I can't get this stupid song outta my head! | 1.3012 | 0.06800 | 83 | 65 | 11 | 7 |
2229 | Apparently the taxidermist’s wife decided it was time to redecorate. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
2230 | We have different definitions of 'kinky,' Ted. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
2231 | . Singing, "Take me to the river. Drop me in the water." was supposed to be a joke. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2232 | I couldn't eat another bite. I'm stuffed. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
2233 | In show business, sometimes you just hit a wall. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2234 | Trust me kid there is no such thing as a free lunch | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2235 | Yeah, I’m a little stiff. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2236 | Apparently I WASN'T a keeper. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2237 | Of course I wasn't born this way, you stupid fry! | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2238 | Don’t you dare ask me to sing that song again. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2239 | Hundreds of millions in sales singing Take Me To The River and they dump me in the ocean. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2240 | All these years you haven't realized what a great catch I am. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2241 | Gerald always wanted a trophy wife. | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
2242 | I wish your school chums would stop calling me a trophy wife. | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
2243 | Yeah, it's my oval to bear . | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2244 | Apparently, I’ve been hoisted by my own placard. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2245 | No sharks and, besides, I'm immortal. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2246 | I didn’t see it coming. He ditched me for a hot new trophy wife! | 1.3000 | 0.07204 | 80 | 64 | 8 | 8 |
2247 | Whatever you do, kid, don't go into show biz. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2248 | I’m your great-great-grandfather, you know!” | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2249 | You're really trying to push my button? | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2250 | I don't take requests. It's 'Take Me to the River' or nothing. | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
2251 | This is luxury. I was on a dartboard. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2252 | Yeah, I suppose it's like a battle scar. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2253 | No you cannot mount me again! | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
2254 | Till death do us part...happy,now? | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2255 | You can’t get beyond thinking of me as your ‘trophy wife,’ can you!? | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2256 | We run this school like a business. And I'm on the board. | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
2257 | Catch and release, hell—I just sang ‘Take Me to the River’ one too many times. | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
2258 | Stop staring, Eugene. My therapist said I needed a solid foundation and I take it seriously. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2259 | Well, you finally drove me up the wall | 1.3000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 57 | 22 | 1 |
2260 | Not what I had in mind when you asked if I wanted mounting. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2261 | Well - are you happy!? Now you've got your trophy wife! | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
2262 | Bro, you have no idea what I’ve been through. Don’t judge. | 1.3000 | 0.05880 | 70 | 50 | 19 | 1 |
2263 | You heard it right. It's a single-passenger submarine. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2264 | Brush your teeth twice daily to avoid dangerous plaque! | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2265 | Oughta be a time limit on catch and release. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
2266 | Look, only so many of us can be display pieces! | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
2267 | I told you to stay in school. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
2268 | I told you I didn't want to be a trophy wife! | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
2269 | you the guy looking for the trophy wife? | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
2270 | They changed their minds about me being a keeper a bit late. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2271 | One lousy bite, and I’m a poster fish for Pisces stupidity. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2272 | Can you believe they spelled my name wrong? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2273 | While cedar planked salmon are always farmed, I'm recognized. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2274 | At least I won't end up sliced and diced on a platter. | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
2275 | They were out of mahogany, so I took the oak, | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2276 | Yeah? Well there are plenty of fish in the bar. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2277 | It's called a "safe space" for $2.99 at FishMart and protects you from harsh environmental dangers and undo criticism. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2278 | Save Yourself! Befriend only vegans | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2279 | If they ask you to sing and promise you food, DON’T DO IT. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2280 | I’m actually not lovin’ it | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2281 | It was like he was putting me on display. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2282 | You're no trophy yourself! | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2283 | I thought you wanted a trophy wife. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2284 | I’m so friggin’ board. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2285 | Look, I was a big fish in a small pond, ok? | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
2286 | I Was Warned Not to Send You Off to That Fancy Boarding School. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
2287 | Must be nice being amphibulatory. | 1.2985 | 0.07372 | 67 | 52 | 10 | 5 |
2288 | I had to hold my breath for a long time. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
2289 | It’s the newest trend in non-surgical beauty procedures! | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
2290 | I’m sorry but I’m only performing songs from my new album. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2291 | I thought we might spawn, but I see you’re already mounted. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2292 | What do you mean, one-sided view?! | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
2293 | It’s a paid modeling gig don’t judge. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2294 | Daddy sang bass. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2295 | The early bird gets the worm, but the early fish gets the hook. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2296 | Before climate change I was over the mantelpiece. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
2297 | I am more than just a trophy! | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
2298 | This is not what I meant when I said I want to be where the people are. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
2299 | It was supposed to be catch and release, but there was a catch... | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2300 | I am so sick and tired of singing " Don't worry, Be happy". | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
2301 | You will be visited by three fillet's. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2302 | No, I'm not going to sing for you. | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
2303 | Being a living legend is very inhibiting. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2304 | No, flossing would not have prevented this! | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
2305 | No, salt water does NOT dissolve liquid nails. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2306 | At least you are seing my good side! | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2307 | I'm on display and you aren't. Get used to it. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2308 | Before Catch and Release, it was Catch, Display and Release. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2309 | Well, the genie stopped laughing when I dropped his stupid lamp into the Mariana trench. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2310 | There are other fish in the sea but I'm ageless. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2311 | ...not only that I'm a tenor now. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2312 | I'm tired of being treated like a trophy. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2313 | I am the future you and I am warning you: Do not eat that lure! | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
2314 | I never thought that getting elected to the Hall of Fame would have been so painful | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
2315 | The flaws of "catch, taxidermy, and release" were quickly becoming obvious. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2316 | I think you’re what they call, a Trophy Wife. | 1.2973 | 0.05350 | 74 | 52 | 22 | 0 |
2317 | My parents blew my swimming classes fund on education | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2318 | You forget the words just once and they throw you back. | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
2319 | Yeah, well if you're caught, they'll EAT you. | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
2320 | Yes, dammit. Plaque builds up if you don’t brush your teeth. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
2321 | I don’t know why you can’t see I’m so much more than a trophy fish | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
2322 | And Carl still didn't understand how bad it was for his karma, to have taken her as a trophy wife. | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
2323 | I guess he got board. | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
2324 | Yeah but at least no one served you with fries. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
2325 | You won’t remember this after blinking but never aim to be the Catch of the Day | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
2326 | Pick your hook ups carefully. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2327 | Divorce papers have been sent, I'm my own trophy now. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2328 | 🎶 Take me to the river, drop me in the water 🎶 | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2329 | Whatever you do, don't grow up. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2330 | All I wanted to do was sing! | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2331 | If they ever tell you you’re board certified, swim away. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2332 | Want to be trophy's trophy wife? | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2333 | ‘Keep your eye on the prize’ they said | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2334 | No, actually I'm a tenor! | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2335 | If I swim around like I am on display there is a good reason for it! | 1.2963 | 0.05399 | 81 | 58 | 22 | 1 |
2336 | the trick is to play dead and wait for an opportunity | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2337 | I'm can't believe they actually took me to the river. It's just a song. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2338 | For me it was give up a little freedom for the security | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2339 | No, it’s not as good as ‘catch and release’, but it’s far better than ‘catch and fry’.” | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2340 | You dress for the job you want. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2341 | Please. Spokesman William Bass is my father's name. Call me Big Mouth Billy. | 1.2963 | 0.05399 | 81 | 58 | 22 | 1 |
2342 | Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask ... | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2343 | For the last time, I'm don't take requests! | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
2344 | Take Me To The River" is only the half of it! | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2345 | I didn't even get to sing! | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2346 | What, you've never seen a surfboard? | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2347 | Your big mouth is always getting you in trouble. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2348 | Stay in "school" or you could wind up like me. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2349 | My fin itches. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2350 | Sure, I'm less mobile than I used to be, but it's done wonders for my posture. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2351 | At least I'm shark proof. | 1.2958 | 0.05812 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2352 | Yeah , I'm going rogue. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2353 | This is what graduate school will get you. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2354 | This formaldehyde is worse than Botox! | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2355 | Take it from me: You can't tell a hook by its cover. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2356 | The point is I still nailed the dismount. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2357 | Brush your teeth or you’ll end up with plaque. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
2358 | Seems fitting I’d wind up back in this dump. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2359 | I escaped through the sewer, so yeah, I'm pretty pissed! | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2360 | The acoustics here are terrible. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2361 | I was thrown back in. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2362 | Don't ask. Be happy. | 1.2958 | 0.07342 | 71 | 56 | 9 | 6 |
2363 | Well, you know what they say - nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxidermy | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
2364 | And then they called me a trophy wife. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2365 | I'm sorry,sweetheart,but I should have kept my mouth shut. | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
2366 | It was that job posting on Craigslist. | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2367 | It’s a small, helpless fish”, you said. “Easy pickings”, you said | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
2368 | What makes you think I want a trophy wife? | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
2369 | What, never seen a talking fish before? | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
2370 | It's superglue ! I don't know how to get it off! | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2371 | It's hell being a trophy wife. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
2372 | My doctor says it’s plaque. | 1.2949 | 0.07093 | 78 | 62 | 9 | 7 |
2373 | You wanted a trophy wife, now live with it! | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2374 | what...or is this not what you meant by 'just take the first job that comes along'... | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
2375 | I bit his finger so he came here and threw me back. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
2376 | And the worst part of the whole ordeal is my name isn't even Billy. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2377 | My story? I was a first place trophy, I had it all, fame and fortune. But then I got to cocky and they threw me back. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2378 | Who you calling ‘Big Mouth,’ Billy? | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
2379 | Help me I can't swim | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
2380 | ‘Do you know how heavy this thing is?’ | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
2381 | I knew something was fishy when I found your super glue on this board | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2382 | If this is his idea of catch and release,I feel bad for his trophy wife. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2383 | Yeah, my husband always wanted a trophy wife! | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2384 | Hi, my name’s Billy Bass-got downsized for singing Take Me To The River one time too many! What’s your story? | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
2385 | Get your own yoga mat! | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
2386 | You wanted a trophy wife. You GOT a trophy wife. | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
2387 | After singing, "Take Me to the River", for the billionth time, they took me up on it. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2388 | If it's too easy, don't bite it! | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2389 | Take it from me kid, stay in your school. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2390 | I’m innocent, I tell ya! I got framed! | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2391 | They decided size matters and overboard I went. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2392 | Go to Florida," you said. "It'll be fun," you said | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
2393 | Learned to speak and sing for you and now you don’t like this new side of me? | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2394 | ...and they have me singing, "Don't worry, be happy"!!! | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2395 | I thought it sounded like fun when she said, “Let’s get hammered!” | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2396 | Mark my words son: there is no such thing as a free lunch. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2397 | Sheila said to find something provocative for this year’s Art Ball. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2398 | Stay away from the worms, just one bite, and you’re hooked | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2399 | They finally took me to the river. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2400 | No. I won't be your trophy wife! | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2401 | I’m warning you, don’t cut school! | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2402 | I don't get it. I said I like 'all art,' not 'wall art.' | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2403 | You can blame my agent. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2404 | Yeah I don’t know how this wooden plaque is floating upright in the water either but I sure miss seeing out of my right eye. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
2405 | Well, didn’t work as I planned. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
2406 | This way only my good side shows | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2407 | On boarding! | 1.2929 | 0.06134 | 99 | 78 | 13 | 8 |
2408 | I am not a trophy wife! | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2409 | Long story short, I’m really good at playing dead. | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
2410 | I'm transitioning. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2411 | I'm tired of being a trophy husband. | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
2412 | If not for my big mouth, I'd be just like the rest of ya. | 1.2927 | 0.06829 | 82 | 65 | 10 | 7 |
2413 | I wouldn’t be caught dead on pine wood- this is cherry. | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
2414 | Well I wouldn’t exactly call this catch and release, Dave! | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
2415 | The worst part of the whole thing is that this is not even my good side. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2416 | When they made me Chairman of the Board, I envisioned something totally different. | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
2417 | Being a trophy wife isn't as much fun as I thought. | 1.2923 | 0.07507 | 65 | 51 | 9 | 5 |
2418 | Just to let you know, this is what a pardon looks like. | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
2419 | Catch and release" is supposed to happen faster than this. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2420 | I won the karaoke contest. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2421 | When I mention I've got a plaque problem everybody says just brush 3 times a day. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2422 | I can’t sing. | 1.2923 | 0.06093 | 65 | 47 | 17 | 1 |
2423 | Charley You know you only can become an award winner If you Caught | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2424 | My biggest regret is not staying in school. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2425 | I prefer to be called William Bass. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2426 | When my dentist recognized me with a plaque award I had no idea. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2427 | This is all your fault. You never should have told them I could sing. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2428 | You said worms would lower my cholesterol | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2429 | I'm on break! | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2430 | Whatever makes you think I'd make a great trophy wife?!! | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2431 | And that’s how I got on Deadliest Catch | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2432 | I wanted to be on the school board! | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2433 | When I was your age I had to swim to school upstream BOTH WAYS, and carry my own plaque. You kids have it so easy | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
2434 | I don't care if you don't believe me!! I was abducted by aliens and they shoved a button up my ass that makes me sing! | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
2435 | And then you said, "oh, no. You can have the first bite of the worm." | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
2436 | No, I was not a trophy wife! | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
2437 | What do you mean--why am I angry?? | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
2438 | Working on my posture. | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
2439 | There are 2 schools of thought about what happened.... | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2440 | At least they like when I sing | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
2441 | And then they said, we can help you live forever! | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
2442 | It's called fashion, Steve! | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
2443 | I told you! I’m an amazing catch! | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
2444 | It was either this or go to the food plate. What did you want me to do? | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
2445 | It's not a laughing matter. | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
2446 | All I said was I was getting a little bored. | 1.2911 | 0.05144 | 79 | 56 | 23 | 0 |
2447 | That’s weird. We both have eight little fish behind us. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2448 | Do you know a good PT? I'm feeling kind of stiff. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
2449 | No, I don't do "Take Me to the River." | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2450 | When the other top fish in the school offered me a position on the board this is not what I thought they had in mind. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
2451 | It's not easy being mother's favourite! | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2452 | Hey, who you callin’ a Big Mouth?!? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2453 | Over and over and over, the song keeps playing in my head. | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
2454 | I’m the chairman of the board, and don’t you forget it | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2455 | No John, I don’t want to sing | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2456 | I don’t know doc, sometimes I just feel so stuck in this life. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2457 | That's the last time I take career advice from you! | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2458 | The ghost of Christmas yet to come … and all that | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 51 | 6 | 5 |
2459 | Next time you play Tug of War !!! | 1.2903 | 0.05812 | 62 | 44 | 18 | 0 |
2460 | And to top it off, this is not my good profile! | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2461 | It was either this or fish sticks! | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2462 | I thought you said it was good to be mounted. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2463 | No, I am not a trophy wife. Why do you ask? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2464 | He caught a fish that was thaattt big to replace me on the mantle." | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
2465 | I hate formalwear. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2466 | I thought I was going to a tax specialist. Turns out he was a taxidermist. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2467 | They said that I didn't spark joy. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2468 | So much for being a trophy wife. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2469 | Help! Fish overboard! | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2470 | All I know is that I never want to hear Al Green again. | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
2471 | They don’t bother you if you’re mounted. | 1.2899 | 0.07473 | 69 | 55 | 8 | 6 |
2472 | You have to make some sacrifices to become a trophy fish. | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
2473 | Take me to the river? Drop me in the water?” It was supposed to be funny… I didn’t think they’d actually DO it! | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2474 | Look on the bright side? I only have one side and it’s pissed. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2475 | Look where my big mouth got me | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2476 | It's called growing up, Larry. | 1.2899 | 0.05876 | 69 | 50 | 18 | 1 |
2477 | Tell me I’m off the wall again, Richard. I dare you. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2478 | It’s called the jitterbug | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2479 | Well, I did repeatedly ask to take me to the river and drop me in the water. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2480 | I just got up and left, I ain't no performing sea monkey! | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2481 | The singing audition did not turn out like I thought it would! | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2482 | Thank goodness we can finally go back to school. I'm board. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2483 | Yeah, I'm trophy size. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2484 | Fine timing for the goofus to realize he was over his limit. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
2485 | 'Cause I have a bad back, and no, I won't sing to you! | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2486 | Then she said "Let's get mounted..." | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2487 | I feel like a fish out of water down here. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
2488 | You’re neither. You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill. | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
2489 | They told me it was a temporary procedure | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2490 | When they said 'come on board," I thought they meant cocktails. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2491 | I was warned about becoming your your “trophy wife” | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
2492 | The Hookers Got Me | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
2493 | Get back to school kid. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2494 | They made me into an NFT. Where's my cut? | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
2495 | Catch and Release: Lies, Spies, and a Conspiracy to Protect Predators | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2496 | Even in a crisis, all I get from you is blank stares? | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
2497 | Maybe now you’ll listen to me. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2498 | I said to take me to the river, not to leave me here! | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
2499 | Should of paid back my loan on time! | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
2500 | Oh great, me and my big mouth! | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
2501 | Don't ever hook up with a guy who wants a trophy wife. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2502 | I'll tell you what, you do NOT want to be part of that world. | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
2503 | Take Me to the River my ass. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
2504 | Yes I took the bait! I was starving! | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
2505 | Assisted living ain't what it used to be. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2506 | Relax! The whole stream is catch and release. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2507 | I like the new look. Who's your taxidermist? | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2508 | Where can a fish get a crowbar down here? | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2509 | Sometimes I wish he hadn’t thrown me back | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
2510 | Stop carping on I should have gone to school. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2511 | I bring word from the surface. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2512 | It’s better than wearing a mask | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2513 | Bob, do you think they captured my good side? | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2514 | Come up to the surface, we’ll get together, have a few laughs… | 1.2879 | 0.06017 | 66 | 48 | 17 | 1 |
2515 | Bug off. I didn't choose the song, ok? | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
2516 | He said he would treat me like a trophy wife-what a jerk I was! | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
2517 | Yes but it's really good for my back. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2518 | I would have preferred a gold watch. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2519 | Yes! But can you sing? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2520 | It's MR. Big Mouth Billy Bass to you! | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2521 | You can eat your heart out, I've been mounted, it's official. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2522 | Try calling me your trophy wife one more time… | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2523 | Now let him try to reel me in on a one-pound-test line. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2524 | Let me float this by you | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
2525 | Some idiot thought it would be funny to counter Billy Bass with Wally Walleye, and here I am! | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2526 | I know I know ...I shouldn't have had that snack !!! | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2527 | With the price of wood these days I've doubled my investment. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2528 | I just created my tripadvisor profile | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2529 | I just don’t understand. I floss daily and I still have an excessive buildup of plaque. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2530 | Get real? Sez who? | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2531 | It was a cushy gig till I forgot the words | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2532 | If someone mentions being mounted, don't think of sex | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2533 | So now you're telling me I'm too stuck up to be your trophy husband?! | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2534 | No,cedar is what they cook you on,this is mahogany. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2535 | The dentist just said it was plaque build-up. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2536 | So they took me to the river and dropped me in the water-- now will you get my nail-puller and get me off this thing? | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2537 | Stay off the Internet, kid. Those click-bait sites are killers. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2538 | About that little song I wrote | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2539 | Time to get off the wall Billy | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2540 | It's a decent job but the song feels a bit demeaning. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
2541 | No George. It was NOT as easy as it looked. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2542 | I've got this song stuck in my head and the worst part is that I didn't even get to choose that song. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2543 | I wanted to be thrown back but not mounted. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2544 | Don't press my buttons. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2545 | Yes. I am King Salmon's new Trophy Wife. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2546 | Taxidermy school was NOT the school I thought it was going to be.. | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2547 | Am I a trophy to you? | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2548 | Never mind what happened to me, just stay in school. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2549 | I wasn't a keeper. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
2550 | So he sez "William, would you rather sing or be supper?" | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2551 | I sang "Take me to the River" so they threw me overboard. | 1.2857 | 0.07650 | 63 | 50 | 8 | 5 |
2552 | It's a fashion accessory | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2553 | Fortunately it was an amateur taxidermist. Unfortunately it's a pain to school with this pull to the right. | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
2554 | Oh. Like you weren't looking at that worm just as much as I was! | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
2555 | And then his wife says, "throw it back". | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
2556 | It's great for my spine. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2557 | As you can see, the wife wasn’t too happy getting a mechanical talking fish for her birthday. | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
2558 | My final words son, play alto, not bass. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
2559 | I was framed, so now I’m gonna sing | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2560 | Why am I the only one who celebrates Halloween? | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2561 | Not what you had in mind when you said you wanted a trophy spouse? | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
2562 | Am I just a trophy wife to you, Dale? | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2563 | His wife hated me hanging in her living room and threw me back in. | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
2564 | So you wanted a trophy spouse!! | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2565 | What? You’ve never heard of a trophy husband? | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2566 | Run, run as fast as you can. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2567 | Please do not enter my bubble | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2568 | I'm the Ghost of Fishing Future. | 1.2857 | 0.07977 | 63 | 51 | 6 | 6 |
2569 | I thought I was signing up for a paddle board lesson. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2570 | Catch and release is not as simple as it sounds | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
2571 | My dentist is advising me as to the best way to remove plaque! | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2572 | It’s performance art. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2573 | Some of us know how to create a legacy. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2574 | When I said “take me to the river”, I didn’t mean literally! | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2575 | Oh yeah? Who's YOUR agent? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2576 | Find your own hiding place | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
2577 | No! I said bring me a surgeon, not a sturgeon. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2578 | Did you seriously think they would eat me ? | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2579 | Listen when they tell you plaque buildup is a thing. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
2580 | No doubt about it--I was framed! | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
2581 | My mother was right: travel while you can! | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2582 | Gotta spare battery? | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
2583 | I'm your future. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2584 | This is as good as it gets | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
2585 | Trust me, whatever they throw at you, don't take the bait. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2586 | Yes, I had a successful singing career. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2587 | Who are you calling stuck-up? | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
2588 | For the last time, there's no button. | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
2589 | Beware, my son. Fame is overrated. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2590 | I don't want to talk about it | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
2591 | Balenciaga Summer Collection | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2592 | I don't care I'm supposed to be indoor... | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
2593 | I worry and I'm not happy, OK ? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2594 | You’re next. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
2595 | what? What do YOU do for a living ?! | 1.2857 | 0.05438 | 70 | 50 | 20 | 0 |
2596 | God, I’m so bored | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2597 | And don’t you dare tell me I sound like a broken record | 1.2857 | 0.05502 | 77 | 56 | 20 | 1 |
2598 | Well, guess who has a better shelf life | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2599 | For the last time Cindy, I haven't had any work done | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2600 | Catch and release gone bad. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
2601 | Gee is that your school uniform? Brutal! | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
2602 | ‘No, and stop asking me to sing that song!’ | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
2603 | Being on the board means a title without voting rights. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2604 | Well, maybe I like playing the victim. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2605 | You don’t attend school? | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2606 | Fishes version of a walk of shame. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2607 | And then he said, " Really. I can make you a singing sensation." And here I am. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2608 | It's really hard to find a home for a fish with mobility issues! | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2609 | They just appointed me Chairman of the Board | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2610 | Get plastered again last night Fred? | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2611 | Now you know what your dad does for a living. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2612 | Never go for a worm. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2613 | I'm not too impressed with this 'catch and release' thing. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2614 | Sure, you said “what... one more bite will kill you?” | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2615 | Beware the Hook | 1.2838 | 0.07332 | 74 | 60 | 7 | 7 |
2616 | The hygienist kept complaining about my plaque. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2617 | You’re future is bright! Ride every wave! | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2618 | This is a “catch…and release” state, but that ellipsis… | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2619 | Yeah, yeah, I know. I shouldn't have opened my big mouth. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2620 | Son, be very careful. Once they catch you, there's no going back. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2621 | Don't look at me like that, I went for the worm because I was hungry! | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2622 | I see dead people | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2623 | He couldn't just fry me up and eat me, no. Now I turn my head and sing every time he claps. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2624 | I don’t know why they said they wanted a bass singer if they were just going to hire some fat guy. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2625 | I escaped from a cabin by the lake. Horrible place had a Super Bass-O-Matic too! | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2626 | Is that a new Instagram filter? | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2627 | Don't be surprised, it's all your fault. | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2628 | I got laid off. They’re replacing us with robots! | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2629 | This is what you get when you wish for a trophy husband. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2630 | Well I WAS the leader of the pack | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2631 | Worst of all they replaced me with a fake Picasso. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2632 | it wasn't a fly | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
2633 | So, one hundred renditions of 'Take me to the river' and here I am! | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2634 | Don’t believe what it says - I’m not fifteen pounds soaking wet. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2635 | My school thought I deserved a trophy. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2636 | Well, it beats becoming a Filet-O-Fish. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2637 | I thought being a trophy wife would be better than this. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2638 | I went from trophy to trash, but at least I’m still on the board. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2639 | Worry -- and while you're at it, don't be happy." | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2640 | The worst part is how they look at you | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2641 | Swim past one. more. time...I dare you | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2642 | So I talked to your friend about the job opportunity. | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2643 | Really? I have to take this one for the team?? | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2644 | avoid the free worms brother, avoid the free worms… | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2645 | I told you those minnows were out of season. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2646 | The worst part? My names not even Billy | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2647 | Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water... | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2648 | It's NOT a cutting board you moron! | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
2649 | When you said you were “a catch” on fishharmony you weren’t kidding | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2650 | First they catch you. Then mount you on a platter. Then they dump you. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2651 | Being prize catch isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2652 | I’m not saying it’s like sashimi or anything, but being famous is definitely not all what it’s cut out to be. | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
2653 | Remember when you dared me to eat that worm?!? | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2654 | That’s right Becky, I’m back! | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
2655 | Give it a few years Phill, we all end up here | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
2656 | He said I wouldn't be just a trophy wife. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2657 | My last wish to the magic genie is to be immortal. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2658 | Stay in school. Trust me. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
2659 | I’m not sure about that Pilates class you recommended. This plank somehow doesn’t seem right. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2660 | Why don't you ever see my side? | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
2661 | I've been looking for a trophy wife. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2662 | It beats lying on a dinner plate. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2663 | Nice headboard, Bob. Is it Ikea? | 1.2821 | 0.07043 | 78 | 63 | 8 | 7 |
2664 | ‘I’m not just some trophy wife’ | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2665 | I swear to god Harold, if you ask me to sing that song ONE more time, Im leaving and taking the kids with me. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2666 | Yeah, I used to be on The Sopranos, and now I sleep with the fishes… | 1.2821 | 0.07043 | 78 | 63 | 8 | 7 |
2667 | you’re just jealous that they thought I was the better catch | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
2668 | Don't tell me plaque buildup isn't a thing | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2669 | No, I can find my own way to the river perfectly well thank you! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2670 | Don’t eat the shiny worms. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2671 | There’s something fishy about this | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2672 | Well that’s a fine kettle of fish your in! | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2673 | Yah. You said it looked tasty' | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2674 | We all live in a bubble, buddy. I just happened to design mine. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2675 | No, you eat. I’m stuffed. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2676 | I'm taking no more requests for Under The Boardwalk. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2677 | Billy Bass my ass. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2678 | Mounted on a plaque is way better than a dinner plate. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2679 | I've got a song for you; it’s called never sign away the rights to your own image and likeness for a one-time fee. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2680 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I pursued a singing career | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2681 | I hate we have to work back in the office again. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2682 | This is not even to scale | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2683 | No, having a name plate does not make me a school master. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2684 | Yes, Steve, I know what the song says but looking back, I probably should’ve worried. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2685 | Really? Covid took away YOUR freedom? | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2686 | Um, my preferred name is William. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2687 | Just trying it out, but I think I'll stick with cremation. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2688 | Don’t swallow the line, babe. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2689 | Take it from me, keep your mouth shut and don't leave your school. | 1.2812 | 0.06087 | 64 | 47 | 16 | 1 |
2690 | Yes, I am planking, so what? | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2691 | You said, "Date?" They heard, "Plate!" | 1.2812 | 0.05665 | 64 | 46 | 18 | 0 |
2692 | Well, this is not what I had in mind when I accepted to sit on the board. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2693 | ...and can you believe I’m only being paid scale! | 1.2812 | 0.05665 | 64 | 46 | 18 | 0 |
2694 | Try to sneak in one lousy Nickleback cover and it's sayonara, sucker. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2695 | Wise up, the body snatchers are out to get you. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2696 | You're no prize. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2697 | Perfect your Free Style, it's no fun being a Trophy Fish! | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2698 | I HATE being objectified. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2699 | …so that’s why I gave Seaspiracy a ‘thumbs-down’ on Netflix | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2700 | Our competitiveness is what got me here! | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2701 | Don’t be shy. Come on board! | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2702 | Now will you listen to Me? | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
2703 | It’ll be hilarious, she said. | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
2704 | Celebrity isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2705 | Is this what you thought when I said I wanna get nailed? | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2706 | Yeah, I fell for the ol' "you're gonna like the way you look" hook, line, and sinker. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2707 | So they said I didn’t fit the hype house decor. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2708 | Now I don’t want you putting me up on a pedestal. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2709 | There's two schools of thought of how I ended up here. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2710 | 'Take me to the river' I said. 'Drop me in the water.' Must have been 4,000 times before they listened. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2711 | They didn't even capture my good side. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2712 | Sing one more note of ‘Don’t worry, be happy’ and I’ll knock your block off. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2713 | Hey, I'm tired of hearing about how bored you are! | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
2714 | screw the plank, let me explain about the bubbles! | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
2715 | I’d rather be in a singing commercial than on someone’s dinner plate! | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2716 | I'm the plaque that got away. | 1.2800 | 0.05220 | 75 | 54 | 21 | 0 |
2717 | Don’t get hooked on the stuff son… stay in school | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2718 | If it isn't Mister-early-bird-catches-the-worm. | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
2719 | Framing Nemo | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2720 | No Frank, you can’t understand what it’s like to be objectified. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2721 | I don’t know for sure, but I think I’m screwed. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2722 | You told me your first crush was a Royal Mountie! | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2723 | Tony really hated me as gift. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
2724 | When I told my wife I wanted to be put on a pedestal, I don't think she was really listening. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2725 | Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Manifest Nemo. Manifest. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2726 | Bobby McFerrin lied. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2727 | You're not much of a prize catch yourself. | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
2728 | I am worried and no, I'm not happy! | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2729 | Does this board make me look fat? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2730 | Getting an award isn't as fun as you'd think. | 1.2794 | 0.05278 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2731 | Years ago I made it big as Big Mouth Billy Bass and now look what happened to me! | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2732 | Spend enough time with those folks and I guess you adopt their politics... | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2733 | This is what happens when you insist on eating out. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2734 | I know now, Winning isn't everything.. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2735 | I sang "Take Me to the River,Drop me in the Water "one too many times,and here I am. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2736 | You said you wanted a trophy spouse! | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2737 | The physics of this are untenable. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2738 | Trophy wife was not a metaphor | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2739 | this first time surfing didn't result as I thought it would be... | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2740 | The out-of-body experience is overrated. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2741 | If you don't stay in the school you'll end up like me... | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2742 | Technically, it was still catch and release... just a bit later in the process than one might expect. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2743 | Go away, I am in disguise from the fishermen. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2744 | I told you I was bored. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2745 | The only difference is not feeling hunger | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2746 | Surprised to see me old chum? After I took the bait, I became a reel legend. | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
2747 | I was starting to think they'd never throw me back. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2748 | Wait it says I'm NOT waterproof? | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2749 | So I tasted it. Look what happened! | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2750 | Just keep swimming | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2751 | The vet says it’s the worst case of plaque psoriasis she’s seen in her career. | 1.2787 | 0.07799 | 61 |