Contest #759


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759

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “They call it kitsch and release.”
  2. “I guess it could be worse. Larry got breaded and fried.”
  3. “I’m a throwback.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-06-13T22:12:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-06-27T22:15:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-06-21T22:15:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 28, 2021
Number of captions 9411
Number of responses 779033
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 They call it kitsch-and-release. 1.7967 0.01213 4732 2225 1244 1263
1 Well, well, well. If it isn't the one who got away. 1.7956 0.01466 2984 1324 946 714
2 If Bob calls and offers you a position on the board — don’t take it. 1.7901 0.01864 1901 869 562 470
3 And if you think the singing part is bad, just wait til I tell you where the batteries go. 1.7716 0.01936 1817 873 486 458
4 Well if it isn't the one that got away. 1.7713 0.01663 2339 1085 704 550
5 No, Jerry, I did not have a good weekend. 1.7600 0.01670 2246 1037 711 498
6 Just remember: If it looks that good, there’s probably a string attached. 1.7470 0.01765 1980 924 633 423
7 You think this is bad, you should'a seen what he did to the moose. 1.7456 0.01729 2142 1027 633 482
8 There are two things certain in life: death and taxidermy. 1.7405 0.01681 2343 1158 635 550
9 In hindsight, an earthworm in the middle of a river was pretty suspicious. 1.7357 0.01716 2070 976 665 429
10 Oh, they give you a plaque all right, but there’s a catch. 1.7306 0.01731 1986 930 661 395
11 The worm was delicious, but there was a string attached. 1.7304 0.01740 2036 976 633 427
12 And to add insult to injury, they didn't get my good side. 1.7187 0.01939 1596 766 513 317
13 Honestly, I’m just happy this isn’t a cutting board 1.7096 0.02081 1412 696 430 286
14 Eat that worm, you said! What's the worst that could happen? 1.7061 0.02081 1354 654 444 256
15 Can you recommend a good plaque remover? 1.7046 0.02188 1317 667 372 278
16 I'm a throwback 1.7009 0.02222 1257 634 365 258
17 I never should have opened my big mouth. 1.7002 0.02208 1194 580 392 222
18 And another thing. Stop referring to me as your trophy wife. 1.6980 0.02269 1212 619 342 251
19 They said it was a permanent position, and I fell for it! 1.6966 0.02264 1190 600 352 238
20 When I asked you to mount me, I had something else entirely in mind. 1.6964 0.02338 1166 602 316 248
21 A lot can happen between catch and release, my friend. 1.6936 0.02226 1139 549 390 200
22 Whatever you do,stay in school. 1.6925 0.02292 1122 556 355 211
23 ... and to top it all off, this isn't even my best side! 1.6923 0.02267 1131 556 367 208
24 Take my advice, kid. Stay in school. 1.6906 0.02365 1073 539 327 207
25 Of course I feel mounting frustration! 1.6902 0.02391 1075 548 312 215
26 And stop referring to me as your trophy wife 1.6860 0.02468 1032 537 282 213
27 I'm tired of being your trophy wife, Ken." 1.6837 0.02478 999 514 287 198
28 And to think I was flattered when they asked me to be “on the board”. 1.6823 0.02489 982 504 286 192
29 Does it look like I had a good day? 1.6821 0.02472 972 492 297 183
30 On the bright side, it's not a cutting board. 1.6806 0.02557 886 443 283 160
31 It's not the wooden plaque that bothers me. It's the banjo music that plays every time I speak. 1.6794 0.02563 945 493 262 190
32 Fine, but clearly someone thinks I'm a good catch! 1.6753 0.02497 890 438 303 149
33 They said they’d be delighted to have me on board. 1.6735 0.02621 876 453 256 167
34 I thought the classified ad said tax attorney, not taxidermy. 1.6717 0.02678 862 454 237 171
35 My advice? Keep your big mouth shut. 1.6706 0.02568 850 424 282 144
36 Go ahead” you said “what’s the worst that could happen. 1.6703 0.02600 837 420 273 144
37 You were right, getting a position on the board is not all I dreamed it would be… 1.6691 0.02682 831 431 244 156
38 Not what I had in mind when I said you could mount me. 1.6690 0.02706 840 443 232 165
39 Eat the worm!" you said! "What could go wrong!" you said 1.6618 0.02815 757 398 217 142
40 First place is not what you think. 1.6604 0.02789 745 385 228 132
41 Told you I was framed! 1.6600 0.02831 750 396 213 141
42 At least someone thinks I’m a keeper! 1.6586 0.02683 741 367 260 114
43 Never let them know you can sing, okay? Just don't. 1.6574 0.02855 718 375 214 129
44 Please take a look and let me know if they at least spelled my name right. 1.6558 0.02840 706 364 221 121
45 I should have questioned the offer to sit on their board. 1.6544 0.02901 709 376 202 131
46 Go for the worm," you said. "It will be okay," you said 1.6518 0.02920 672 350 206 116
47 Someone evidently thinks I am a great catch. 1.6514 0.02790 654 320 242 92
48 Have the worm appetizer you said, it's delicious you said. 1.6507 0.03003 670 360 184 126
49 And you said I would never mount to anything.. 1.6483 0.02948 654 341 202 111
50 It's not a great job, but it's better than being canned. 1.6474 0.02905 641 326 215 100
51 Hey, I was quite the catch in my day. 1.6471 0.02871 646 326 222 98
52 I'd stay for lunch, but I'm stuffed 1.6471 0.02954 646 336 202 108
53 You're looking at the price of immortality, pal. 1.6434 0.02970 631 328 200 103
54 Well, you said you wanted a trophy wife. 1.6430 0.02980 633 331 197 105
55 My dentist said getting rid of the plaque is going to be a challenge. 1.6425 0.03061 621 331 181 109
56 I'm having trouble seeing more than one side of this situation. 1.6420 0.03013 595 305 198 92
57 At first I was thrilled to hear I was a prize-winning catch 1.6399 0.02921 597 298 216 83
58 I’m tired of being called your trophy wife. 1.6399 0.03116 597 319 174 104
59 Don’t just float there. Get a screwdriver. 1.6395 0.03127 588 313 174 101
60 Fish of the Year... yeah, what an honor. 1.6391 0.02994 593 303 201 89
61 This is the last time I join a board. 1.6390 0.03091 590 311 181 98
62 This is not even my good side! 1.6387 0.02968 595 302 206 87
63 Larry, I don't want to be your trophy wife anymore. 1.6382 0.03146 586 314 170 102
64 This is what happens when you open your big mouth. 1.6372 0.03075 576 299 187 90
65 I guess it could be worse. Larry got breaded and fried. 1.6356 0.03179 568 304 167 97
66 They must have misunderstood when I asked for a tax attorney. 1.6349 0.03328 567 319 136 112
67 And to top it off, they spelled my name wrong. 1.6343 0.03936 350 182 114 54
68 You said you wanted a Trophy Wife, didn't you? 1.6339 0.03177 560 298 169 93
69 See, this is what happens if you don’t stay in school! 1.6333 0.03131 559 293 178 88
70 And you said, “Don’t worry, most of time, they throw you back. 1.6325 0.03122 547 283 182 82
71 I dropped out of school too, and look where it got me. 1.6315 0.03033 540 270 199 71
72 I fell for a phishing scam. 1.6309 0.03274 531 285 157 89
73 Catch and release my ass. 1.6303 0.03487 476 258 136 82
74 Take my advice. Stay in school. 1.6297 0.03204 532 280 169 83
75 Then they asked me if I would serve on the board. 1.6281 0.03285 527 284 155 88
76 And, then, when you make your wish, be specific. Very specific. 1.6280 0.03331 535 295 144 96
77 Me and my big mouth. 1.6267 0.03412 450 233 152 65
78 … and then, after going through all of that, his wife says, “You’re not keeping that thing in our house!” 1.6264 0.03420 522 293 131 98
79 I was "quite a catch" and look at me now. 1.6240 0.03257 508 268 163 77
80 Stop staring and get me a screwdriver! 1.6235 0.03324 502 271 150 81
81 Trophy wife? What makes you say that? 1.6223 0.03414 503 278 137 88
82 Typical. We hooked up, she strung me along, and I got board. 1.6220 0.03407 500 275 139 86
83 Take it from me - stay in school." 1.6204 0.03353 490 263 150 77
84 You wanted a trophy wife! Deal with it! 1.6197 0.03353 497 269 148 80
85 I guess this is what I get for opening my big mouth. 1.6190 0.03302 483 254 159 70
86 They promised me a plaque at my retirement party. 1.6180 0.03258 479 248 166 65
87 Fishermen are all the same. They feed you a good line, mount you, and leave you hanging. 1.6176 0.03741 421 235 112 74
88 Listen, kid. Stay in school. 1.6174 0.03752 413 229 113 71
89 Then he had the nerve to call me his trophy wife. 1.6171 0.03412 491 270 139 82
90 I’m telling you, it was classic bait and switch! 1.6156 0.03497 463 254 133 76
91 It was this or a plate. 1.6154 0.03221 468 238 172 58
92 Just stay in school, OK? 1.6142 0.03397 464 248 147 69
93 « And to top it all off, that’s my bad side” 1.6135 0.03376 458 242 151 65
94 When he asked if he could mount me, I misunderstood. 1.6116 0.03564 448 248 126 74
95 So…. remember when i saw that shiny thing 1.6107 0.03585 447 249 123 75
96 Stay in school…..I fell for the online learning 1.6100 0.03610 441 246 121 74
97 The irony is that I had just hosted a webinar on how to avoid phishing scams that use clickbait. 1.6098 0.03670 451 259 109 83
98 I’m not fully retired, I still sit on the board. 1.6098 0.03491 451 246 135 70
99 You should have seen him. He must have been six feet tall and 250 pounds. 1.6096 0.03630 438 245 119 74
100 Yes. To state the obvious, my problems HAVE mounted. 1.6091 0.03632 440 247 118 75
101 Whatever you do, don't let anyone know you can sing. 1.6090 0.03543 445 245 129 71
102 Not farmed. Framed. 1.6087 0.03535 437 238 132 67
103 Well you wanted a trophy wife. 1.6085 0.03587 447 250 122 75
104 They just said it was gonna be an Awards Dinner 1.6069 0.03579 435 240 126 69
105 Yeah, me and my big mouth... 1.6056 0.03530 431 234 133 64
106 I should have listened to you when you told me to keep my mouth shut 1.6056 0.03606 431 239 123 69
107 I know it LOOKS like a platter, but it's an award, OK? 1.6043 0.03728 422 240 109 73
108 That is my current background for Zoom meetings. 1.6042 0.03648 427 239 118 70
109 It's this job that pays for that fancy private school of yours. 1.6038 0.03594 419 229 127 63
110 It gets worse. Now everyone knows my weight. 1.6019 0.03707 412 231 114 67
111 I don’t think Bob fully understands Catch and Release. 1.6000 0.03593 405 219 129 57
112 No, Tom. I can’t look on the bright side. 1.6000 0.03775 405 230 107 68
113 When I was asked to serve on the board this is not what I had in mind. 1.5964 0.03672 394 216 121 57
114 Well yes, I guess I am "well-hung" for a fish. 1.5964 0.03849 389 222 102 65
115 You know how it is. Me and my big mouth 1.5959 0.03782 391 220 109 62
116 And on top of all that, my right side is my better side for photographs. 1.5954 0.03717 388 214 117 57
117 I’ve pretty much adjusted except for right turns. 1.5953 0.03755 383 212 114 57
118 Dentist said I have a severe plaque problem. 1.5948 0.03829 385 218 105 62
119 Stop asking me how my retirement is going. How does it look like it's going 1.5942 0.03726 382 210 117 55
120 Take the bait, you said. Live a little, try something new, you said. 1.5942 0.03864 345 190 107 48
121 You were the one who said he wanted a trophy wife. 1.5938 0.03781 389 219 109 61
122 Just keep your mouth shut and you'll be fine. 1.5932 0.03735 381 210 116 55
123 Stay in school, don't get hooked like me. 1.5929 0.03873 366 205 105 56
124 You have to learn to keep your mouth shut. 1.5908 0.03914 347 192 105 50
125 Stop gawking and go find a screwdriver" 1.5903 0.03890 371 211 101 59
126 You never heard of planked salmon? 1.5886 0.03750 367 201 116 50
127 Lunch? No thanks, I'm stuffed! 1.5886 0.03848 367 206 106 55
128 If it looks like a worm, acts like a worm, it isn't a worm. 1.5884 0.03769 362 198 115 49
129 If you push that button one more time… 1.5884 0.03881 379 218 99 62
130 Don't make the same mistake: stay in school! 1.5879 0.03950 364 209 96 59
131 Also son, avoid worms at all cost! 1.5877 0.03835 359 199 109 51
132 And then they had the nerve to spell my name wrong. 1.5871 0.03880 356 199 105 52
133 Then they make you sing the same damn song over and over! 1.5871 0.03981 356 204 95 57
134 Death and taxidermy. Nothing else is certain. 1.5866 0.03720 358 193 120 45
135 And I believed him, hook, line, and sinker. 1.5863 0.03826 365 204 108 53
136 Does this look like catch and release to you? 1.5854 0.03791 357 196 113 48
137 It was a classic bait and switch. 1.5843 0.03943 356 203 98 55
138 No I don't want to go out for dinner, I'm stuffed. 1.5840 0.03923 363 208 98 57
139 Stop pressing the button. 1.5833 0.04035 348 201 91 56
140 You say to yourself, "one little nibble won't hurt, and then, the next thing you know, you're hooked !" 1.5819 0.04235 342 206 73 63
141 I tell you, I was framed! 1.5799 0.04173 338 200 80 58
142 Then he said - I prefer fish who don’t get caught.” 1.5786 0.04267 337 204 71 62
143 Some bad things can happen between catch and release. 1.5786 0.04055 337 194 91 52
144 Well, Gerald? Didn't you always want a trophy wife? 1.5780 0.03844 346 192 108 46
145 And she then had the gall to call me a trophy wife! 1.5778 0.04106 334 194 87 53
146 I told them, ‘take me to the river, put me in the water.’ I thought ‘remove me from the board’ was implied. 1.5764 0.04431 288 168 74 46
147 I opened my big mouth. 1.5745 0.04064 322 183 93 46
148 I didn’t know how else to prove to you that I’m a catch, Marlene! 1.5741 0.04021 324 183 96 45
149 The guy who caught me was at least 9' tall. 1.5740 0.04353 331 204 64 63
150 This is not the seafood platter I had in mind. 1.5737 0.04045 319 180 95 44
151 Remember when you told me I was a good catch? 1.5736 0.03984 333 189 97 47
152 So I clicked "virtual background", and now I can't figure out how to turn it off! 1.5732 0.04145 328 192 84 52
153 I’m getting really tired of being seen as your trophy wife. 1.5731 0.03949 349 201 96 52
154 Yeah, I’m back. Apparently, I didn’t spark joy. 1.5728 0.04173 316 183 85 48
155 Screw you. I don't bring up every mistake you made. 1.5728 0.04124 316 181 89 46
156 Can you tell me - am I clear on the right? 1.5723 0.03982 318 177 100 41
157 Take it from me, don't become a trophy wife! 1.5714 0.04184 315 183 84 48
158 Admit it … I'm just your trophy wife. 1.5705 0.04240 312 183 80 49
159 Your friends dismiss me as a trophy wife. 1.5704 0.04290 291 167 82 42
160 Oh, sure -- I fell for it, hook, line, and sinker...! 1.5701 0.04100 321 185 89 47
161 It was a phishing expedition and I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. 1.5701 0.03971 314 174 101 39
162 I was framed, I'm telling ya! 1.5700 0.04244 300 173 83 44
163 They waterboarded me! 1.5687 0.04157 313 181 86 46
164 Yes the rumours are true, I'm very well hung 1.5686 0.04405 306 185 68 53
165 Work on my dismount? Clever. 1.5682 0.04108 308 175 91 42
166 Really? Not even a 'Look out for the hook Carl'? 1.5682 0.04030 308 172 97 39
167 Doc said I got a bad case of plaque 1.5668 0.04145 307 176 88 43
168 Do you know a good dentist that can remove this plaque? 1.5667 0.04323 300 177 76 47
169 If they mention onboarding in the job interview, swim away. 1.5658 0.04478 304 187 62 55
170 They said if I joined they'd give me a plaque. 1.5649 0.04211 308 180 82 46
171 Next time, YOU take the bait 1.5649 0.04248 285 162 85 38
172 Of course it makes it harder to swim! 1.5642 0.04465 257 146 77 34
173 No, it's not a fish story; it's more of a cautionary tale. 1.5642 0.04183 296 169 87 40
174 Don't play coy, I knew you only wanted a trophy husband all along. 1.5619 0.04179 299 172 86 41
175 I went to boarding school! 1.5618 0.04388 283 166 75 42
176 Don't take the bait Steve. Trust me. 1.5608 0.04017 296 164 98 34
177 Yeah, well I forgot the safe word, ok? 1.5608 0.04157 296 169 88 39
178 Rule number one: Don't get caught. 1.5606 0.04455 289 174 68 47
179 My advice: Stay In School ! 1.5587 0.04414 281 166 73 42
180 Stay in school! Don't get hooked and end up like me. 1.5586 0.04224 290 167 84 39
181 I opened my big mouth just once and now look at me. 1.5571 0.04189 280 158 88 34
182 Don't be like me. Stay in school! 1.5567 0.04374 282 166 75 41
183 Listen,Linda I’ve been framed. 1.5567 0.04286 282 163 81 38
184 ""It looks good" she said, "Have a nibble" she said. 1.5567 0.03949 282 152 103 27
185 This wasn’t what I had in mind when you said “trophy wife.” 1.5563 0.04264 284 164 82 38
186 It’s orthopedic, and I’ll ask you not to stare, thank you very much. 1.5559 0.04212 286 164 85 37
187 They told me it was an honor! 1.5556 0.04045 279 153 97 29
188 And it's my bad side, too. 1.5547 0.04290 274 157 82 35
189 Do not fall for their lines! 1.5547 0.04443 274 162 72 40
190 I can't help but think this would not have happened to a small-mouthed bass. 1.5544 0.04195 285 163 86 36
191 I’ve been framed! 1.5536 0.04486 280 169 67 44
192 This is what happens when you can’t keep your mouth shut! 1.5536 0.04251 280 161 83 36
193 It was a nightmare: plaid furniture, screaming children, and no cable tv! 1.5535 0.04512 271 162 68 41
194 There are worse things than getting eaten. 1.5522 0.04234 268 151 86 31
195 And whatever you do, DO NOT take the bait. 1.5519 0.04434 270 159 73 38
196 She showed up wearing fishnets and heels and when I woke up, my wallet was missing. 1.5515 0.04500 272 163 68 41
197 I was like a fish out of water after the merger, but they offered me a spot on the board. 1.5506 0.04658 267 164 59 44
198 …then I swallowed it, hook, line and sinker. Now look at me! 1.5498 0.04453 271 161 71 39
199 I thought spawning would be easy once I was mounted. 1.5465 0.04627 258 156 63 39
200 I didn’t realize this is what he meant by a “trophy wife”! 1.5465 0.04627 258 156 63 39
201 Yeah, I had a little work done. So what?! 1.5462 0.04468 260 153 72 35
202 First place isn’t all it’s cracked up to be! 1.5462 0.04663 260 159 60 41
203 When I asked you to mount me this is not what I had in mind. 1.5455 0.04608 264 161 62 41
204 Apparently mounting isn’t a euphemism for spawning. Who knew? 1.5451 0.04392 266 156 75 35
205 This is why you stay in school. 1.5447 0.04575 257 154 66 37
206 It's my new Zoom background. Whatdya think? 1.5447 0.04406 257 149 76 32
207 I didn’t climb off that wall and swim all this way to see you missing school! 1.5444 0.04581 259 156 65 38
208 Trust me, stay in school! 1.5444 0.04614 259 157 63 39
209 Next time, I get to pick where we eat 1.5433 0.04584 254 152 66 36
210 This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be your trophy wife. 1.5433 0.05046 208 124 55 29
211 Not true! I was framed. 1.5430 0.04420 256 149 75 32
212 And to top it all off, they spelled my name wrong. 1.5430 0.04385 256 148 77 31
213 I refused to be a trophy wife, so I left him. 1.5423 0.04790 260 164 51 45
214 Be ambitious, you said. Take your place on the Board, you said. 1.5422 0.04655 249 150 63 36
215 They told me I was getting a plaque. Talk about bait and switch. 1.5418 0.04862 251 158 50 43
216 He caught a bigger one. 1.5417 0.04566 240 140 70 30
217 I told you I was a catch. 1.5412 0.04328 255 146 80 29
218 I'm just not flexible enough to be in a relationship right now. 1.5410 0.04472 244 141 74 29
219 They don’t seem to get the whole catch and release concept. 1.5407 0.04445 246 142 75 29
220 I told you, I got hung up at work. 1.5403 0.04455 248 144 74 30
221 Go see what’s up there,” you said 1.5403 0.04670 248 150 62 36
222 Yes, I was a good catch! 1.5400 0.04501 250 147 71 32
223 Don’t let them know you can sing. 1.5400 0.04572 250 149 67 34
224 This is how you stay out of the frying pan and get onto the fireplace. 1.5400 0.04572 250 149 67 34
225 Mom always told me I'd never mount to anything. 1.5397 0.04509 252 149 70 33
226 And they got my name wrong. 1.5391 0.04487 243 141 73 29
227 My dentist says it's a plaque problem. 1.5391 0.04562 243 143 69 31
228 You think YOU had a bad day! 1.5391 0.04524 256 153 68 35
229 What happened? I should have come in second. That’s what happened. 1.5388 0.04607 245 146 66 33
230 This isn’t exactly what I imagined when they promised me a seat on the board... 1.5388 0.04643 245 147 64 34
231 And if they offer you a plaque, turn it down! 1.5385 0.04579 247 147 67 33
232 I should have asked for the gold watch instead of the plaque. 1.5385 0.04755 247 152 57 38
233 No, I am not fishing for compliments! It’s obvious I’m well-hung. 1.5372 0.04760 242 148 58 36
234 ‘…nope, just the one song’ 1.5369 0.04359 244 139 79 26
235 Oh, yeah. Like you've never bought into some stupid scam hook, line, and sinker. 1.5367 0.04556 218 123 73 22
236 I made my getaway when the basement flooded. 1.5366 0.04484 246 144 72 30
237 I don’t see you winning any trophies! 1.5363 0.04457 248 145 73 30
238 No no no. The worst part was the rejection! Have you ever been re-gifted? 1.5360 0.04502 250 148 70 32
239 I resent being referred to as a trophy wife. 1.5359 0.04650 237 141 65 31
240 This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked you to mount me! 1.5316 0.04803 237 146 56 35
241 I was just a trophy wife. 1.5315 0.04519 254 153 67 34
242 Sorry I’m late, I got hung up. 1.5314 0.04545 239 141 69 29
243 So look who's the trophy spouse now! 1.5314 0.04545 239 141 69 29
244 No, Susan. Things have not been good with me. 1.5307 0.04871 228 140 55 33
245 But you said you wanted a trophy wife 1.5303 0.04518 264 162 64 38
246 No, I don't know any other songs! 1.5302 0.04608 232 137 67 28
247 You think this is bad, you should’ve seen the moose.” 1.5302 0.04688 232 139 63 30
248 He said he wanted me to be his trophy wife ! 1.5289 0.04840 225 137 57 31
249 'What an interesting worm' , you said! 'Why don't you try it?', you said! 1.5289 0.04587 225 131 69 25
250 What do you mean, where have I been? 1.5287 0.04588 244 147 65 32
251 This wasn't what I meant when I asked you to mount me. 1.5286 0.04888 227 140 54 33
252 You think it’s easy being a trophy wife? 1.5284 0.04775 229 139 59 31
253 They could’ve at least got my good side. 1.5277 0.04604 235 140 66 29
254 Yeah, well the modeling career didn’t work out the way I had hoped. 1.5273 0.04575 220 127 70 23
255 At least I’m a keeper! 1.5270 0.04454 222 126 75 21
256 take the bait," you said..."what could go wrong," you said.. 1.5265 0.04783 226 137 59 30
257 No, Herman, I don't want to be your trophy wife. 1.5261 0.04720 230 139 61 30
258 So, I had a little work done. Who hasn't? 1.5250 0.04908 200 118 59 23
259 Dad always said you'd never mount to anything. 1.5249 0.04560 221 128 70 23
260 It just so happens that I come from a long line of trophy fish. 1.5249 0.04694 221 131 64 26
261 It was either this or a tank in a pediatrician’s office 1.5249 0.04605 221 129 68 24
262 Look, I was offered a seat on the board. What would you do? 1.5247 0.04956 223 139 51 33
263 Don’t! Under any circumstances, don’t respond to an add from Cabela’s 1.5240 0.04613 229 136 66 27
264 And to top it off, it wasn’t even a real worm 1.5229 0.04787 218 131 60 27
265 They even misspelled my name 1.5227 0.04530 220 127 71 22
266 The plaque isn’t bad, it’s the plate you want to stay off of. 1.5225 0.04546 222 129 70 23
267 Recognition isn’t all its made out to be 1.5223 0.04427 224 128 75 21
268 I prefer the term 'previously caught.' 1.5216 0.04403 232 134 75 23
269 Don't you dare touch that 'on' switch 1.5211 0.04871 213 129 57 27
270 Don't take the bait. 1.5205 0.04943 219 136 52 31
271 And another thing, I'm sick of you treating me like I'm just some trophy wife! 1.5205 0.04858 219 134 56 29
272 Can you believe this? Doctor says I gotta swim like this for the next six weeks! 1.5205 0.04637 219 132 62 25
273 I don't care what the other fish say Sam, I tell ya I was "framed!" 1.5200 0.04589 225 133 67 25
274 And then he finds a bigger, younger fish, and suddenly I’m not good enough 1.5190 0.04831 210 126 59 25
275 Better the wall than a table! 1.5185 0.04776 216 130 60 26
276 In hindsight, not my smartest career move 1.5182 0.04667 220 131 64 25
277 Stay in school! 1.5180 0.04679 222 133 63 26
278 It’s better than being a blue plate special 1.5179 0.04561 224 132 68 24
279 ‘Bite the shiny thing,’ you said. ‘It’ll be fun,’ you said. 1.5166 0.04814 211 127 59 25
280 Obviously I am the prize catch! 1.5163 0.04655 215 127 65 23
281 And in closing, there are two things that are certain in life…Death and Taxidermy… 1.5161 0.04715 217 130 62 25
282 Never let them know you can sing. 1.5160 0.04771 219 133 59 27
283 This is not my best side. 1.5144 0.04961 208 128 53 27
284 Thank God I’m left-handed. 1.5144 0.04671 208 122 65 21
285 It's called Planking. 1.5144 0.05054 208 130 49 29
286 I always wanted to be a trophy wife. 1.5142 0.04844 212 129 57 26
287 See if they spelled my name right. 1.5142 0.04844 212 129 57 26
288 And I don't appreciate being called your trophy wife! 1.5139 0.05082 216 138 45 33
289 Don’t end up like me, stay in school kid. 1.5139 0.04731 216 130 61 25
290 It’s obvious, I’ve been framed! 1.5122 0.04721 205 121 63 21
291 Laugh now, but some day, the whole world will hear my song. 1.5122 0.04721 205 121 63 21
292 It’s called “planking” and I feel terrific. 1.5112 0.04621 223 134 64 25
293 At least he threw me back. 1.5101 0.04681 198 115 65 18
294 I never signed up to be a trophy wife. 1.5101 0.05249 198 126 43 29
295 Yeah, I got waterboarded. 1.5101 0.05200 198 125 45 28
296 No, Jerry. I did not have a good vacation! 1.5100 0.05160 200 126 46 28
297 You promised not to say, "I told you so." 1.5099 0.05024 202 125 51 26
298 It was this or Sashimi. 1.5099 0.04824 202 121 59 22
299 I hate retirement. 1.5098 0.04987 204 126 52 26
300 I am so over being your trophy wife! 1.5098 0.05130 204 129 46 29
301 The worst part is that they didn't get my best side. 1.5097 0.04998 206 128 51 27
302 Gives a whole new meaning to catch and release. 1.5077 0.05057 195 120 51 24
303 Listen, I got away - that's what matters. 1.5077 0.04562 195 111 69 15
304 He caught me. They divorced. She tossed me. I’m back. 1.5077 0.05160 195 122 47 26
305 Yes, I’m here to see the hygienist for some plaque removal. 1.5077 0.05211 195 123 45 27
306 I hate it when people call me his trophy wife 1.5077 0.05109 195 121 49 25
307 Look at me. I've got a board-level position but I'm still not satisfied. 1.5075 0.04878 199 120 57 22
308 You were angling for a trophy husband. Well, you got a trophy husband. 1.5074 0.05054 203 127 49 27
309 I had a totally different impression when she said she wanted to mount me.... 1.5072 0.04980 207 129 51 27
310 You didn't want someone to swim through life with you - you wanted a trophy wife! 1.5070 0.04873 213 132 54 27
311 Stay in school, kid. Stay in school. 1.5070 0.05052 213 136 46 31
312 I told you fish oil doesn’t protect against plaque! 1.5053 0.05103 190 117 50 23
313 It was technically a catch and release but they sure took their time with it. 1.5052 0.04954 192 116 55 21
314 Hey, it wasn't me! I was framed. 1.5052 0.05024 194 119 52 23
315 I should have kept my mouth shut. 1.5052 0.05024 194 119 52 23
316 Eat the delicious worm, you said! 1.5051 0.05089 196 122 49 25
317 It was my big mouth that got me into all this. 1.5051 0.04933 196 121 52 23
318 You never heard of planking? 1.5051 0.04985 196 120 53 23
319 I'm here to tell you, it's not so great being a trophy wife. 1.5051 0.04948 198 121 54 23
320 See what happens when you don't stay in school. 1.5051 0.04948 198 121 54 23
321 This is what happens if you don’t stay in school. 1.5051 0.04843 198 119 58 21
322 The worst part is the singing. 1.5050 0.05024 202 126 50 26
323 Admit it, I’m just a trophy wife to you! 1.5049 0.04789 204 123 59 22
324 This is NOT what I meant when I asked you to mount me. 1.5049 0.04998 206 129 50 27
325 My mother always said I was a prize. 1.5027 0.05051 187 114 52 21
326 Don’t be a fool. Stay in school. 1.5026 0.04973 191 116 54 21
327 Never bite anything shiny! 1.5026 0.05201 193 122 45 26
328 I've become attached to it. 1.5026 0.04935 193 117 55 21
329 So, you're are the one who got away! 1.5026 0.04951 195 119 54 22
330 That’s what I get for opening my big mouth! 1.5024 0.04822 205 125 57 23
331 Bad things happen when you don't stay in school, kid. 1.5022 0.04959 223 144 46 33
332 From WalMart to a Christmas gift to a re-gift to a garage sale only to wind up right where I started. I guess it's the circle of life. 1.5000 0.04992 190 116 53 21
333 What, and leave show business!!?? 1.5000 0.05376 192 125 38 29
334 No, as a matter of fact I didn't have a nice weekend. 1.5000 0.05077 194 121 49 24
335 So I told him I'm not just some trophy wife. 1.5000 0.04962 200 124 52 24
336 Turns out,your mounting concerns were warranted. 1.5000 0.05157 190 119 47 24
337 First they hooked me in - then they framed me. 1.5000 0.04862 194 117 57 20
338 They'll promise you a place at the table. Don't take the bait. 1.5000 0.04896 186 111 57 18
339 Where do you THINK I’ve been, Janet?! 1.5000 0.05063 192 119 50 23
340 You said I’d never amount to anything. Well, look who’s mounted to something now? 1.5000 0.04899 192 116 56 20
341 Never ever take the bait. 1.4976 0.04639 207 124 63 20
342 I was a fish out of water. He wanted a trophy wife. Things got out of hand. 1.4974 0.05149 193 122 46 25
343 I chose fame 1.4974 0.05043 193 120 50 23
344 This is where my Big Mouth got me. 1.4974 0.04880 193 117 56 20
345 You said you wanted a trophy wife, well, now you have one. 1.4974 0.05295 191 123 41 27
346 The most humiliating part was the twenty extra pounds they put on the inscription. 1.4974 0.05137 191 120 47 24
347 Beware of the fly that looks too good, that's all I'm saying. 1.4974 0.04840 189 113 58 18
348 I was framed, I tell ya. 1.4974 0.05232 189 120 44 25
349 Think of me as a trophy wife! 1.4973 0.05108 187 116 49 22
350 ...and if it couldn’t get any worse...I can’t stop singing either! 1.4973 0.04916 185 111 56 18
351 What am I, your trophy wife? 1.4972 0.05350 181 115 42 24
352 I spend 10 years on the wall and the new spouse has him throw me away after 10 minutes. 1.4972 0.05382 177 112 42 23
353 Don't be too anxious to get on the Company Board. It has its limitations. 1.4948 0.04729 192 117 57 18
354 It has its downsides, but I'm practically immortal now. 1.4947 0.05031 188 116 51 21
355 Death and Taxidermy 1.4947 0.04974 188 115 53 20
356 Then his vegan wife came home and insisted he throw me back. 1.4946 0.05227 184 116 45 23
357 I got sent to boarding school. 1.4945 0.05034 182 111 52 19
358 On the other hand, I'll look young forever. 1.4945 0.04850 182 108 58 16
359 At least they captured my good side. 1.4944 0.05014 180 109 53 18
360 Let's just say there was a tiny gap between 'Catch' and 'Release' and leave it at that. 1.4944 0.05240 178 111 46 21
361 My understanding of "catch and release" was entirely different. 1.4944 0.05117 178 109 50 19
362 Then I said, "Take the hook out and I'll do anything you ask." 1.4944 0.05240 178 111 46 21
363 It was either this or have to listen to that big mouth bass on the wall next to me! 1.4921 0.04804 191 115 58 18
364 As if hooks aren’t humiliating enough 1.4921 0.04898 189 115 55 19
365 Here's a little song I wrote... 1.4921 0.04840 189 114 57 18
366 I made the mistake of telling Barb I wanted to be a trophy husband. 1.4921 0.05067 189 118 49 22
367 Now you see what happens when you drop out of school. 1.4918 0.05191 183 115 46 22
368 I don't think he really understood how 'catch and release' is supposed to work. 1.4915 0.05322 177 112 43 22
369 I’ll never say ‘I’m bored stiff’ again. 1.4915 0.05382 177 113 41 23
370 I have a bad back. 1.4915 0.05200 177 110 47 20
371 Everyone thinks it's easy to be a trophy wife. 1.4915 0.05200 177 110 47 20
372 And then she asked me if I wanted to get nailed. 1.4915 0.04947 177 106 55 16
373 Hangin' in there. And you? 1.4914 0.04786 175 102 60 13
374 Son, you either have to win awards or be an award, otherwise you're just another fish in the sea. 1.4914 0.05181 175 108 48 19
375 See; Pop was wrong; he said I’d never ‘mount to a damn thing. 1.4894 0.04974 188 116 52 20
376 On top of all that they expect you to sing on demand. 1.4890 0.05094 182 113 49 20
377 I knew from the beginning I was a trophy wife, but this has gone too far. 1.4889 0.05136 180 112 48 20
378 Either I’m a trophy wife or I make dinner. You don’t get to have it both ways. 1.4888 0.05359 178 114 41 23
379 I didn't know that there was a string attached! 1.4888 0.05054 178 109 51 18
380 Well, are you happy now, you said you wanted a trophy wife 1.4888 0.05239 178 112 45 21
381 What can I say? He caught a bigger one. 1.4888 0.05116 178 110 49 19
382 Don't be lured by shiny objects. That's the best advice I can give you, Junior. 1.4886 0.04967 176 106 54 16
383 I said I needed a tax attorney, not taxidermy! 1.4886 0.05222 176 110 46 20
384 Somehow I thought getting board certified would feel different 1.4886 0.05159 176 109 48 19
385 I got hooked. 1.4885 0.05073 174 106 51 17
386 Whatever you do don’t let them catch you singing! 1.4885 0.05329 174 110 43 21
387 I should've known - you did say that worm was "to die for." 1.4885 0.04941 174 104 55 15
388 You knew I was a trophy wife when you married me Harold. 1.4885 0.05266 174 109 45 20
389 Stay in school, or you’ll end up in a dead end job like me. 1.4885 0.05329 174 110 43 21
390 I'm headed to the dentist to get rid of this plaque. 1.4884 0.05438 172 110 40 22
391 They push a button. I sing a song, everyone laughs, they throw me back . It’s a living ! 1.4884 0.05311 172 108 44 20
392 When you get regifted that many times, you start to take it personally, you know? 1.4884 0.05311 172 108 44 20
393 I don’t think they understood the meaning of ‘catch & release.’ 1.4884 0.05116 172 108 46 18
394 He calls me his trophy wife so I thought I’d make it official. 1.4884 0.05182 172 106 48 18
395 No such thing as a free lunch 1.4869 0.05136 191 122 45 24
396 Yes, my doctor keeps insisting it’s my plaque buildup that’s slowing me down, too. 1.4860 0.05156 179 112 47 20
397 'Worst Halloween costume idea ever, Ron.' 1.4860 0.05452 179 117 37 25
398 If you don’t stay in school you’ll end up just like me! 1.4860 0.05336 179 115 41 23
399 You know the worst part? This ain't even my good side! 1.4860 0.05277 179 114 43 22
400 You were right, I shoulda kept my mouth shut. 1.4859 0.05321 177 113 42 22
401 It helps my back pain 1.4857 0.05180 175 109 47 19
402 One day you’ll have to work for a living too, son. 1.4855 0.05160 173 107 48 18
403 Stay in school, and pay attention in Bait class." 1.4855 0.05224 173 108 46 19
404 What? All of a sudden you don’t want a trophy wife? 1.4855 0.05476 173 112 38 23
405 I was not ghosted, I was planked. 1.4854 0.05001 171 103 53 15
406 The law doesn’t specify what can happen between the catch and the release 1.4853 0.05034 204 132 45 27
407 I fell for the old hook, line, and sinker. 1.4852 0.05381 169 107 42 20
408 For a time I had fame. People were drawn to me. They admired me. But in the end I realized I was just a fish out of water. 1.4852 0.05510 169 109 38 22
409 The important thing is I won. 1.4852 0.05446 169 108 40 21
410 I could’ve been so much more than just your trophy wife. 1.4852 0.05381 169 107 42 20
411 They tossed me back because I don't, and I quote, 'spark joy anymore' after they went vegan. 1.4852 0.05315 169 108 41 20
412 And that's why you need to stay in schools. 1.4850 0.05429 167 106 41 20
413 You've never seen a trophy husband before? 1.4850 0.05157 167 102 49 16
414 I was happy on the wall above the fireplace until this big blue marlin showed up. 1.4850 0.05495 167 107 39 21
415 They decided to redecorate with moose. 1.4850 0.05086 167 101 51 15
416 Guess I misunderstood what being a good catch meant. 1.4844 0.04897 192 119 53 20
417 I was young, I needed the money” 1.4840 0.05142 188 120 45 23
418 You don't really love me. You just want a trophy wife. 1.4837 0.04993 184 114 51 19
419 No, Jim, I will not sing to you again. 1.4833 0.05012 180 111 51 18
420 What's the worst that can happen, you said. Live a little, you said. 1.4831 0.04926 178 108 54 16
421 And just like that, he dumped me for another trophy wife. 1.4830 0.05404 176 114 39 23
422 Trust me. The worm is not a gift. 1.4826 0.05374 172 110 41 21
423 Catch and release is a lie, pass it on. 1.4824 0.04771 199 123 56 20
424 ...and for the third wish, I said I wanted to live forever. 1.4824 0.05611 170 112 34 24
425 This is why you wanna stay in school. 1.4824 0.05292 170 107 44 19
426 You’re right, I’m off the wall. 1.4824 0.05225 170 106 46 18
427 You're the one that wanted a trophy wife 1.4821 0.05203 168 104 47 17
428 Laugh,but ask yourself who has a rock-solid retirement plan. 1.4821 0.05404 168 107 41 20
429 This is what happens when you don’t stay in school. 1.4821 0.05203 168 104 47 17
430 I was all over late night TV. What have you accomplished? 1.4821 0.05404 168 107 41 20
431 We'll see who has the last laugh, when I'm on the wall, and you're on the plate! 1.4819 0.05520 166 107 38 21
432 Sure, singing was my dream, but fame has been a nightmare. 1.4819 0.05317 166 104 44 18
433 And I am here from the future to warn you "Don't take the bait!" 1.4813 0.05049 187 118 48 21
434 They could've at least picked my good side. 1.4809 0.05013 183 114 50 19
435 You think you’re miserable? I’ve to go back to Trump Tower 1.4798 0.05656 173 116 31 26
436 I'll identify as whoever I want, Bob. 1.4795 0.05136 171 106 48 17
437 That’s all I am to you, Bob. A trophy wife. 1.4793 0.05247 169 106 45 18
438 When he said he wanted a trophy wife, I never expected this! 1.4793 0.05111 169 104 49 16
439 If I didn’t have to sing the stupid song, it would be a good gig. 1.4790 0.05688 167 111 32 24
440 No, I do not know why bubbles are coming out of our mouths! 1.4785 0.05595 163 106 36 21
441 Yes. As it turns out, super glue really isn't water soluable. 1.4785 0.05527 163 105 38 20
442 ... and then I was elected to the Board 1.4775 0.05297 178 115 41 22
443 And this is key - if a bug has any kind of line attached to it . . . 1.4773 0.05342 176 114 40 22
444 I’m through being your trophy wife. 1.4770 0.05389 174 113 39 22
445 I’m sick of being your trophy wife. 1.4770 0.05689 174 118 29 27
446 I didn't do it. I've been framed. 1.4767 0.05047 172 106 50 16
447 I wanted to be a model wife, not a trophy wife. 1.4759 0.05384 166 106 41 19
448 Things could be worse. I could be in a can. 1.4757 0.05203 185 120 42 23
449 Here's a life lesson for you, "Stay in school!" 1.4756 0.05364 164 104 42 18
450 You were wrong, they don't eat you. 1.4756 0.05222 164 102 46 16
451 The dentist said it’s the worse case of plaque he’s ever seen! 1.4753 0.05756 162 108 31 23
452 Why no, I don't think I have a plaque problem. 1.4750 0.05316 160 100 44 16
453 No I didn't do it, I was framed! 1.4750 0.05090 160 97 50 13
454 I told you, I have attachment issues 1.4750 0.05604 160 104 36 20
455 You couldn’t have just put me on a pedestal like other guys?! 1.4747 0.05658 158 103 35 20
456 I suppose you know a better way to fake a death? 1.4747 0.05440 158 100 41 17
457 My dentist said I had plaque issues but this is ridiculous. 1.4747 0.05658 158 103 35 20
458 How long can you hold a plank? 1.4747 0.05440 158 100 41 17
459 Apparently someone doesn’t fully understand “Catch and Release.” 1.4744 0.05415 156 98 42 16
460 I should have paused when you said I could have the first bite. 1.4743 0.05178 175 114 41 20
461 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. Stay in school. 1.4740 0.05349 173 112 40 21
462 Stay in school and keep a low profile. 1.4740 0.04839 192 120 53 19
463 I'm just a trophy wife to you. 1.4734 0.05246 169 107 44 18
464 Sorry I’m late but you wouldn’t believe what I’ve been through to get here. 1.4734 0.05313 169 108 42 19
465 Thanks for telling everyone I'm 'a keeper'. 1.4731 0.05558 167 110 35 22
466 Doc says I need to do something about this plaque buildup. 1.4731 0.05083 167 103 49 15
467 Yeah, well the rest of the school ended up fried, so who's head of the class now? 1.4724 0.05098 163 100 49 14
468 Why do some people make ‘catch and release’ more complicated than it needs to be? 1.4720 0.05364 161 102 42 17
469 I told you worms don't just "go for a swim." 1.4717 0.05414 159 101 41 17
470 You’re just jealous. It’s a major award stupid! 1.4717 0.05414 159 101 41 17
471 Everyone warned me you just wanted a trophy wife 1.4717 0.05264 159 99 45 15
472 Some of us don't return from battle. Others come back changed. 1.4717 0.05487 159 102 39 18
473 Take it from me, kid - Stay in school! 1.4713 0.05235 157 97 46 14
474 Stop introducing me as your trophy wife 1.4713 0.05389 157 99 42 16
475 Well, Ralph, I just ASSUMED the whole ‘catch and release’ thing sorta happened at the same time! 1.4713 0.05389 157 99 42 16
476 I got trolled. 1.4710 0.04870 155 91 55 9
477 I should have kept my big mouth shut. 1.4706 0.05645 153 99 36 18
478 This is not what I meant when I told you to mount me. 1.4702 0.05467 168 110 37 21
479 Don't look so shocked. It's this or the frying pan. 1.4699 0.05245 166 105 44 17
480 Getting mounted wasn't the fun activity I was expecting it to be. 1.4699 0.05245 166 107 41 18
481 You’re the one who wanted a trophy wife. 1.4695 0.05567 164 108 35 21
482 And then she said, “I’d like to mount you…” 1.4695 0.05431 164 106 39 19
483 I was just looking for a little bit more stability 1.4693 0.04966 179 112 50 17
484 To him I'm just a trophy. 1.4688 0.05240 160 100 45 15
485 Hey,Man.....I was framed! 1.4684 0.05437 158 101 40 17
486 I'd fight you, but I no longer have the guts. 1.4679 0.05489 156 100 39 17
487 I've been elected to the board 1.4679 0.05637 156 102 35 19
488 I am NOT an exhibitionist 1.4675 0.05541 154 99 38 17
489 I'm undercover. Keep swimming. 1.4671 0.05356 152 95 43 14
490 So this is what they mean by a trophy wife. 1.4670 0.05207 182 119 41 22
491 How do you think the walleye got is name? 1.4667 0.05323 150 93 44 13
492 I lost my place on the wall to someone bigger and dumber. 1.4662 0.05706 148 96 35 17
493 It's always about that f*cking bird, but I'm the early fish who got the worm. 1.4662 0.05459 148 93 41 14
494 The worst part was being replaced by a Jackalope! 1.4658 0.05140 161 100 47 14
495 Oh really? YOU’RE bored? 1.4658 0.05575 161 106 35 20
496 The call it Catch, Mount, and Release. 1.4654 0.05556 159 104 36 19
497 I thought you said this was a costume party 1.4654 0.05556 159 104 36 19
498 ‘No, Frank, I do not take requests. It’s one song only.’ 1.4654 0.05556 159 104 36 19
499 They once said I was a ‘great catch,’ too. 1.4654 0.05108 159 98 48 13
500 Go ahead, take a bite you said! 1.4651 0.05369 172 113 38 21
501 Most of time I really feel like a fish out of water. 1.4650 0.05386 157 100 41 16
502 I don't appreciate being left hanging. 1.4647 0.05286 170 110 41 19
503 And you think you’re bored? 1.4643 0.05128 168 106 46 16
504 oh sure, NOW they throw me back... 1.4641 0.05566 153 99 37 17
505 . Do NOT say ‘I told you so’! 1.4636 0.05620 151 98 36 17
506 When they tell you, 'It looks too good to eat', believe it!' 1.4634 0.05218 164 104 44 16
507 The upside is, I can talk. 1.4631 0.05514 149 95 39 15
508 They sent me back since I didn't "Spark Joy" 1.4631 0.05676 149 97 35 17
509 All I know is, it started out as a wart under my right fin. 1.4631 0.05755 149 98 33 18
510 It’s not exactly what I had in mind when I accepted the board position 1.4631 0.05596 149 96 37 16
511 They warn you about the Kool-Aid, but nobody says anything about the hook. 1.4626 0.05133 147 89 48 10
512 Now will your mother believe I'm quite a catch? 1.4625 0.05529 160 105 36 19
513 My dentist says I have too much plaque 1.4621 0.05624 145 93 37 15
514 I'm the trophy wife 1.4621 0.05538 145 92 39 14
515 This brings the definition of a trophy wife to a whole new level. 1.4621 0.05624 145 93 37 15
516 Dammit, I told you I wanted to be cremated! 1.4615 0.05561 156 102 36 18
517 No, seriously, I'm being framed. 1.4611 0.05149 167 106 45 16
518 Free board ain’t for everyone, but it’s working for me.” 1.4610 0.05461 154 99 39 16
519 Scared? I was petrified 1.4600 0.05486 150 96 39 15
520 Don’t text and swim, kids. 1.4600 0.05320 150 94 43 13
521 Before you know it, you’re hooked! 1.4600 0.05320 150 94 43 13
522 Not what I thought the manager meant when he said he was bringing me on board. 1.4596 0.05286 161 103 42 16
523 And to further add insult to injury, if you haven't noticed already, they misspelled my name! 1.4595 0.05703 148 97 34 17
524 It beats being served for dinner. 1.4595 0.05285 148 92 44 12
525 They assured me a plaque would make me immortal. 1.4591 0.04784 159 95 55 9
526 See what can happen when you dont stay in school? 1.4591 0.05334 159 108 33 18
527 You said it was only a worm. You said don’t be ridiculous. Eating a worm won’t kill you. 1.4589 0.05761 146 96 33 17
528 I've seen things, man. Horrible things...things a fish should never see. 1.4589 0.05509 146 93 39 14
529 Who’s really on display here? 1.4589 0.05246 146 90 45 11
530 Trust me. If the worm tastes like rubber, spit it out and swim like hell. 1.4586 0.05106 181 118 43 20
531 Everyone wants an alto these days; no one wants a bass 1.4583 0.05651 144 93 36 15
532 I don't think they understood the catch and release concept. 1.4575 0.05485 153 99 38 16
533 So I was asked by the CEO, "Do you want to be on our board?" 1.4573 0.05286 164 106 41 17
534 You're no prize yourself. 1.4571 0.05494 140 88 40 12
535 Relax, it's a Halloween costume. 1.4570 0.05695 151 100 33 18
536 Yes, I'm angry! How was I supposed to know this is what he meant by trophy wife?! 1.4570 0.05458 151 97 39 15
537 If you ask me to sing Take me to the River you will be sleeping with the fishes. 1.4568 0.05476 162 107 36 19
538 If they offer you room and board, don't bite. 1.4563 0.05597 160 107 33 20
539 Thanks for the dinner invitation, but I'll have to pass--I'm stuffed. 1.4558 0.05890 147 99 29 19
540 That’s not what I meant when I told you to mount me. 1.4557 0.05357 158 102 40 16
541 Go to the audition" you said. "What's the worst that could happen? 1.4545 0.05932 143 96 29 18
542 No Sam,I don’t consider this a great honor. 1.4545 0.05400 165 109 37 19
543 The worst part is they misspelled my name. 1.4545 0.05590 143 92 37 14
544 I'm more than just your trophy wife! I'm a real catch! 1.4539 0.05742 152 102 31 19
545 The idiot didn’t know that “Catch & Release” meant immediately. 1.4539 0.05995 141 95 28 18
546 I had no idea I was just a trophy wife. 1.4534 0.05639 161 109 31 21
547 Watch out. There's a guy in cement shoes coming down next. 1.4533 0.05232 150 94 44 12
548 I'm tired of being thought of as your trophy spouse! 1.4532 0.05706 139 90 35 14
549 I'm nothing but a trophy wife to you. 1.4532 0.05706 139 90 35 14
550 I acknowledge my dating profile was misleading, but saying you got ‘catfished’ is really hurtful 1.4532 0.05614 139 89 37 13
551 „I told my therapist all I need is more stability.” 1.4532 0.05706 139 90 35 14
552 But you always said you wanted a trophy wife! 1.4526 0.05672 137 88 36 13
553 Well Ma, at least someone is proud of me! 1.4521 0.05591 146 95 36 15
554 Billy lured me in, then pulled a bait and switch. 1.4521 0.05419 146 93 40 13
555 It's not as bad as you'd think, unless I'm turning right. 1.4514 0.05472 144 92 39 13
556 I know what you're thinking, but it's better than getting fried. 1.4514 0.05199 144 89 45 10
557 So I am a trophy wife. What? 1.4510 0.04902 153 93 51 9
558 And the crazy thing is...this isn't even my best side. 1.4507 0.05705 142 93 34 15
559 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to be mounted. 1.4503 0.05769 151 102 30 19
560 No, I'm not native to the Hudson. I'm from Amazon. 1.4500 0.06025 140 95 27 18
561 Stop. Saying. Welcome. Aboard. 1.4500 0.05939 140 94 29 17
562 Where's your skateboard dude? 1.4497 0.05904 149 102 27 20
563 Can you believe she called me a 'trophy wife'? 1.4493 0.05546 138 88 38 12
564 Don't worry," you said. "Take the worm," you said 1.4493 0.05546 138 88 38 12
565 Why yes I was on the Sopranos 1.4485 0.05405 136 85 41 10
566 Why yes, I did have a small role in The Sopranos. 1.4485 0.05887 136 90 31 15
567 Catch and release is not supposed to work like this! 1.4485 0.06070 136 92 27 17
568 No. Seriously, I was framed. 1.4485 0.05699 136 88 35 13
569 Be careful when you are offered free room and board. 1.4483 0.05530 145 94 37 14
570 Turns out winning that fishing tournament wasn’t everything I hoped it would be. 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
571 Do not call me chairman of the board. 1.4476 0.05407 143 91 40 12
572 You said this was my best side! 1.4470 0.05723 132 85 35 12
573 I never should have taken this job. 1.4470 0.05517 132 83 39 10
574 So I ate the worm and the next thing I know, I was abducted by aliens! They did terrible things to me... 1.4470 0.05621 132 84 37 11
575 don't let them find out you can sing. 1.4470 0.05621 132 84 37 11
576 As the ghost of your future, heed me. Examine your meals for hooks. 1.4460 0.05792 139 92 32 15
577 Yeah, eat the worm you said, what could possibly got wrong?! Thanks a lot! 1.4459 0.05531 148 97 36 15
578 Swallow the worm, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. 1.4459 0.05695 148 99 32 17
579 I misunderstood when you said you wanted to mount me. 1.4453 0.05853 137 91 31 15
580 Be a sport and get me 3 AAs will you? 1.4452 0.05586 146 96 35 15
581 You told me to make myself presentable. 1.4451 0.04988 164 104 47 13
582 ‘You eat the worm,’ they said. ‘It will be fine,’ they said. 1.4444 0.05556 144 94 36 14
583 Think twice when they ask you to be on the board. 1.4444 0.05430 135 85 40 10
584 At least someone thinks I'm a good catch. 1.4444 0.05556 144 94 36 14
585 Hey, it beats being on a dinner plate. 1.4444 0.05632 153 103 32 18
586 Do I look HAPPY? 1.4444 0.06010 135 91 28 16
587 I told you, I couldn’t eat another bite, I’m stuffed 1.4444 0.05812 144 97 30 17
588 They said they were redecorating the den. 1.4437 0.05285 151 97 41 13
589 Well at least SOMEONE thinks I’m a trophy, Mark. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
590 I saw my dentist today. He says "wow that's a lot of plaque". Everyone's a comedian.. 1.4437 0.05522 142 92 37 13
591 And you didn't think I was a catch! 1.4437 0.05338 142 90 41 11
592 My dentist warned me about plaque. 1.4436 0.06261 133 92 23 18
593 Just get it over with and say "I told you so." 1.4429 0.05294 140 88 42 10
594 You think this is over? You think there’s still “plenty of fish in the sea”? 1.4427 0.05751 131 85 34 12
595 My biggest handicap is turning right. 1.4422 0.05299 147 94 41 12
596 Well, I can tell you one thing, this is better than what happened to Larry. He’s now a fish stick! 1.4422 0.05802 147 100 29 18
597 This is what happens when they find out you can sing. 1.4420 0.06173 138 96 23 19
598 I’m telling you kid, don’t take the bait! 1.4420 0.05541 138 89 37 12
599 YOU get stuffed! 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
600 Don't believe them when they tell you it's a surfboard! 1.4419 0.05917 129 85 31 13
601 They used to just kiss you then throw you back. 1.4419 0.05493 129 81 39 9
602 I always throw them back, he said 1.4412 0.05400 136 86 40 10
603 When I said I was on board, this isn’t what I meant. 1.4412 0.05194 136 84 44 8
604 Be honest...does it look like I got a lot of work done? 1.4412 0.05974 136 92 28 16
605 Plankton! I said Plankton! 1.4409 0.05662 127 81 36 10
606 Did they get the spelling right? 1.4409 0.05984 127 84 30 13
607 I got nailed to a piece of wood too and nobody devotes an entire religion to me. 1.4406 0.05668 143 97 30 16
608 I don't care if the mandate is lifted. I'm going to keep wearing mine for extra protection. 1.4403 0.05556 134 86 37 11
609 It guarantees they won't eat me. 1.4403 0.05351 134 84 41 9
610 Take it from me, Son. Never fall for these three things: Hook, Line & Sinker. 1.4403 0.05851 134 89 31 14
611 It's called performance art. 1.4400 0.05714 150 102 30 18
612 I tried it and I do not recommend being a fish out of water! 1.4395 0.05595 157 107 31 19
613 When they warn you about harmful plaque, believe it! 1.4394 0.05511 132 84 38 10
614 There's no such thing as a free lunch. There's always a hook." 1.4394 0.05615 132 85 36 11
615 You're certainly not a great catch yourself, Dave! 1.4394 0.05717 132 86 34 12
616 Yeah, a living legend they call me. 1.4394 0.05074 132 80 46 6
617 You said we needed someone on the school board 1.4394 0.06013 132 89 28 15
618 Look, all I can tell you is do not fall for that bait. 1.4392 0.05358 148 98 36 14
619 You've never seen a trophy wife? 1.4388 0.05604 139 94 31 14
620 He told me that I was his Trophy Wife... 1.4387 0.05422 155 103 36 16
621 So, you think I'm just a trophy wife? 1.4385 0.05982 130 87 29 14
622 Yeah, the shipwreck was lucky, but the damned glue is waterproof. 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
623 What? You never saw a walleye? 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
624 Ed remember when you said that worm looked juicy? Well it was fake. I learned my lesson. 1.4385 0.05461 130 82 39 9
625 How dare you. I am NOT a trophy wife! 1.4380 0.05848 137 92 30 15
626 I had a pretty sweet gig 'til they got divorced. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
627 Remember kid, as a fish, don't aspire to be remembered 1.4375 0.05637 144 96 33 15
628 The worst part is that I just can't get this song out of my head 1.4375 0.05629 128 82 36 10
629 Whatever they dangle in front of you, do NOT take the bait. 1.4375 0.05406 128 80 40 8
630 They could have at least mounted me on my good side 1.4371 0.05445 151 100 36 15
631 There was wood everywhere! And the furniture...was plaid! 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
632 I'm just your trophy fish, aren't I? 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
633 ...and this is the hook in my story... 1.4366 0.05142 142 89 44 9
634 I told him my other side was my good side. 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
635 ...and the last thing I remember is thinking, "Hmm, maybe that's not a worm." 1.4355 0.06192 124 84 26 14
636 What, haven't you ever seen a wall-eye before? 1.4351 0.05745 131 86 33 12
637 For the last time, NO, I don't know Big Mouth Billy Bass!! 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
638 His wife said it was either me or the moose head 1.4351 0.05536 131 84 37 10
639 So, I’m a wall-eye 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
640 Being a prize-winning catch isn't so great after all. 1.4351 0.05945 131 88 29 14
641 I’m an undercover carp 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
642 My autobiography will be entitled 'The Greatest Escape of All Time." 1.4348 0.05814 138 93 30 15
643 It was supposed to be catch and release, not catch, humiliate, and release, ok? 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
644 My advice? Avoid things with strings attached. 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
645 I'm fed up of being called a trophy wife! 1.4345 0.05433 145 95 37 13
646 I have to carry around this stupid fish of the year award for twelve months 1.4341 0.05807 129 85 32 12
647 This isn’t what I envisioned when I said, “I wouldn’t mind being a trophy wife.” 1.4341 0.05702 129 84 34 11
648 Unfortunately, I took the bait hook, line, and sinker. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
649 Of course this wasn't my idea! 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
650 At least I didn't end up on somebody's dinner plate. 1.4341 0.05807 129 85 32 12
651 It's not a goddamn phase, Mom, this is who I am! 1.4338 0.05877 136 92 29 15
652 Let me tell you,being a trophy wife has its downsides. 1.4338 0.05969 136 93 27 16
653 His trophy wife did not like the competition and threw me back. 1.4331 0.06081 127 86 27 14
654 All I am to you is a trophy wife 1.4331 0.06183 127 87 25 15
655 That’s the last time I enter a singing contest. 1.4331 0.05655 127 82 35 10
656 His wife said “either that goes or I go”! 1.4328 0.05941 134 91 28 15
657 If you don’t stay in your school, you could end up like this! 1.4328 0.05845 134 90 30 14
658 I’m stuffed! 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
659 Not what I meant when I said, sure, mount me. 1.4324 0.05766 148 102 28 18
660 I was once Headmaster--now I'm only on the School Board! 1.4320 0.06047 125 84 28 13
661 If they think you're already dead, they don't bother you. 1.4320 0.05829 125 82 32 11
662 I swear honey, I was just hanging out with the guys, eating some midges, maybe I had a mayfly or two. Then, Bam! I got abducted by aliens! 1.4320 0.06256 125 86 24 15
663 I just HAD to open my big mouth... 1.4320 0.05939 125 83 30 12
664 Let's go for a swim" you said. "It will be fun" you said. "NOTHING WILL GO WRONG" you said 1.4320 0.05829 125 82 32 11
665 He did not seem to get the whole catch and release concept. 1.4318 0.05608 132 86 35 11
666 A little late to be thrown back! 1.4318 0.05608 132 86 35 11
667 I'd like see YOU come up with a scarier Halloween costume. 1.4317 0.05781 139 94 30 15
668 You wouldn’t get it, up there I’m a work of art. 1.4309 0.06332 123 85 23 15
669 So I have a little plaque 1.4309 0.05782 123 80 33 10
670 Listen to me kid. Goin' to the top ain't worth it" 1.4309 0.06118 123 83 27 13
671 You know I hate being called a 'trophy wife'! 1.4309 0.06008 123 82 29 12
672 I don't know how I ended up in the ocean - every time they pressed that goddamn button I said take me to the river! 1.4309 0.05896 123 81 31 11
673 There must have been a more appropriate Zoom background choice! 1.4309 0.06008 123 82 29 12
674 My dentist says it's plaque 1.4309 0.06226 123 84 25 14
675 You said there was no catch. 1.4309 0.05301 123 76 41 6
676 And then he took me to the river and put me in the water. 1.4308 0.06074 130 89 26 15
677 It's for a TikTok 1.4308 0.05772 130 86 32 12
678 Damnit, John! If you push that button one more time I swear it'll be the last thing you ever do! 1.4308 0.05772 130 86 32 12
679 "Don't treat me like some trophy wife." 1.4308 0.06172 130 90 24 16
680 I'm a walleye 1.4308 0.05875 130 87 30 13
681 I wouldn’t suggest the worm 1.4308 0.06268 130 91 22 17
682 Admit it! I'm just a trophy wife to you, aren't I? 1.4307 0.05842 137 93 29 15
683 I was just playing dead 1.4298 0.05356 121 75 40 6
684 That’s right small fry CHAIRMAN of the BOARD 1.4298 0.05483 121 76 38 7
685 Apparently, there are bigger fish in the sea! 1.4297 0.05283 128 80 41 7
686 Hurry up and find me a bottle of that stuff that removes plaques. 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
687 This wasn't my idea of getting mounted 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
688 I should have known there were drawbacks to being a trophy wife. 1.4297 0.05730 128 84 33 11
689 If you call me off-the-wall one more time... 1.4297 0.05730 128 84 33 11
690 THIS is why you don't rise to the bait. 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
691 I'm tellin' ya Elsa... Being a trophy wife isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.4297 0.05398 128 81 39 8
692 Oh yeah? Well, you're no prize yourself. 1.4297 0.05621 128 83 35 10
693 I could have handled being mounted, it was the singing that drove me insane 1.4296 0.05617 135 89 34 12
694 Of course I can't swim. You knew I was a trophy wife when you married me. 1.4286 0.05657 140 94 32 14
695 Looks like a tasty worm" you said. Your exact words were: "Its just dangling there, go ahead eat it, nothing to worry about." 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
696 Sure, try that worm, you said. 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
697 There's a whole school of us. No father has ever wanted us as a gift. 1.4286 0.06113 126 86 26 14
698 This way I know that I won't get eaten 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
699 I'm told it will go down as the greatest escape in fish history 1.4286 0.05970 133 91 27 15
700 My advice?-Don't be a keeper. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
701 It’s not just uncomfortable but I think it makes me look fat. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
702 When you asked to mount me, I thought you had something else in mind. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
703 I’ve been water boarded…. it was torture! 1.4274 0.05858 124 82 31 11
704 It's a performance art thing, you wouldn't understand. 1.4264 0.06005 129 88 27 14
705 Do you understand the sacrifices I’ve made to keep you in school? 1.4262 0.05926 122 81 30 11
706 The sad part is I don't look anything like a bass. 1.4262 0.05810 122 80 32 10
707 Trust me, kid, catch-and-release is a myth. 1.4262 0.05449 122 77 38 7
708 Dumbest fly fishing craze yet, mount and release! 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
709 Stop looking at me like I'm a fish out of water 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
710 Next time, YOU test the worm to see how it tastes, Steve 1.4255 0.05625 141 95 32 14
711 I guess that’s what I get for having a big mouth 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
712 I thought I specified cremation?! 1.4252 0.05757 127 84 32 11
713 I don’t want to be your trophy wife anymore. 1.4250 0.05877 120 79 31 10
714 Like you’ve never done anything you’ve regretted? 1.4250 0.05877 120 79 31 10
715 I should have known the giant, wiggly, lime green worm floating before me was too good to be true. 1.4250 0.05757 120 78 33 9
716 You're bored? How do you think I feel? 1.4250 0.06553 120 85 19 16
717 He was just looking for a trophy wife. 1.4242 0.05703 132 88 32 12
718 The ad said "Be a Mountee." Well, I thought it was just how they spelled it in Canada 1.4240 0.05710 125 82 33 10
719 Yes, I went to Harvard. 1.4238 0.05826 151 107 24 20
720 I was told that I was special 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
721 It's oak. Why? 1.4237 0.05437 118 74 38 6
722 Apparently, it's catch, MOUNT, and release. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
723 Stay away from worms. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
724 I just came back to see the faces of those who said I would never amount to anything. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
725 On the other hand, it comes with a certain immortality. 1.4228 0.05416 123 78 38 7
726 I made some bad decisions in school. 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
727 Get a career in singing, she says. You'll be put on a pedestal, she says. 1.4224 0.05763 116 75 33 8
728 You've got a lot of nerve telling me “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” 1.4224 0.05763 116 75 33 8
729 Now is not the time for an I told you so. 1.4222 0.05804 135 92 29 14
730 My coworkers said I’m harder to get through to now I’m on the board 1.4222 0.05511 135 89 35 11
731 The early fish gets the worm you said. 1.4222 0.05610 135 90 33 12
732 I’ve been doing planks to improve my core strength. 1.4215 0.05720 121 79 33 9
733 And then she said, ‘play that song one more time and I’m throwing it in the river myself’ 1.4215 0.06508 121 86 19 16
734 Don’t tell me it’s not noticeable, Steve 1.4215 0.06508 121 86 19 16
735 Oh look, you said, check out that sparkly worm. 1.4214 0.05371 140 92 37 11
736 I never wanted to be a trophy wife. This was your idea, Alfred. 1.4211 0.06341 114 78 24 12
737 I can’t handle another year of White Elephant parties 1.4211 0.06341 114 78 24 12
738 It’s all fun and games till someone gets nailed. 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
739 Because I’m an ARTIST, mom! 1.4211 0.06217 114 77 26 11
740 And don’t come back till you’ve found a dentist that can remove this plaque. 1.4203 0.05424 138 91 36 11
741 Three years of marriage, sixteen children and now I don’t go with your decor?” 1.4202 0.05785 119 78 32 9
742 The solid oak plaque has really helped with my sciatica. 1.4202 0.05785 119 78 32 9
743 I'm board stiff! 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
744 Yeah it's a new thing they call it planking 1.4202 0.05785 119 78 32 9
745 Well you're not that much of a trophy either. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
746 No? But you always said you wanted a trophy wife. 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
747 I didn’t sing Take Me To The River for twenty years to pay for your fancy school so you could waste it studying Art History. 1.4188 0.05977 117 78 29 10
748 At least I can sing some Elvis. 1.4188 0.05461 117 74 37 6
749 Son, let me explain the subtle yet important difference between winning a trophy and being a trophy. 1.4188 0.05977 117 78 29 10
750 His idea of a trophy wife. 1.4188 0.05725 117 76 33 8
751 My day? You have no idea! 1.4188 0.06336 117 81 23 13
752 This is not what I thought my parents meant when enrolled me into a boarding school 1.4188 0.05461 117 74 37 6
753 Did you just refer to me as a trophy wife?! 1.4188 0.06336 117 81 23 13
754 This is not what I had in mind when they told me I was getting a plaque 1.4186 0.05998 129 89 26 14
755 Don’t tell them you can sing. 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
756 Remember when you said I’d amount to nothing 1.4182 0.05972 110 72 30 8
757 Can you recommend a dentist to get rid of my plaque?" 1.4180 0.06358 122 86 21 15
758 The good news is that he threw me back...that bad new is that he was a taxidermist." 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
759 Yeah, I'd say there's room for improvement in their "Catch and Release" program. 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
760 Do you think it's easy being a trophy wife? 1.4180 0.06251 122 85 23 14
761 I am the Ghost of Christmas Future. 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
762 It's an interesting story. 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
763 Just keep your damn mouth shut! 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
764 Avoid shiny stuff. 1.4174 0.05658 115 74 34 7
765 Promise me son not to do the things I’ve done 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
766 Mount and release. It’s the new humane form of taxidermy 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
767 Trophy wife my ass 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
768 Me and my largemouth. 1.4173 0.05527 127 83 35 9
769 Being a Trophy Wife isn't easy. 1.4173 0.06368 127 91 19 17
770 Beware my friend of bait that looks too good to be true. 1.4172 0.05004 151 98 43 10
771 What happens when you don’t stay in school. 1.4167 0.05624 120 78 34 8
772 Don’t be like me kid, stay in the school. 1.4167 0.05986 120 81 28 11
773 Not what I expected when I was selected to represent my school. 1.4167 0.05624 120 78 34 8
774 Can you believe what they had us make in shop class? 1.4167 0.05868 120 80 30 10
775 Not what I thought you meant by ‘trophy wife’. 1.4167 0.05498 120 77 36 7
776 You sing "Take Me To The River" enough times, I guess they'll actually do it. 1.4167 0.05986 120 81 28 11
777 You still think you want a trophy wife? 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
778 It turns out there are steps between 'catch and release.' 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
779 'Gee, that worm looks good' you said. 'What could possibly go wrong?' you said... 1.4155 0.05405 142 95 35 12
780 He didn't understand the concept of '"catch and release." 1.4153 0.05687 118 77 33 8
781 People suck. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
782 This is what happens when you don't make a Living Will. 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
783 Don't judge. My other option was sautéed in lemon butter. 1.4144 0.06067 111 74 28 9
784 I feel like I'm always on display. 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
785 So I took the bait, what of it? 1.4141 0.05493 128 84 35 9
786 I wish I could move on, but I feel like I've been nailed down 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
787 Well, if you want a trophy wife, I’m it. 1.4138 0.06252 116 80 24 12
788 You think catch-and-release is bad? Try cultural repatriation. 1.4138 0.06252 116 80 24 12
789 Hey, don’t knock it. As long as I can keep the sharks on my right, I’m good. 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
790 I’m stuffed. How about you? 1.4138 0.06131 116 79 26 11
791 They only mount the most perfect specimens 1.4132 0.05463 121 78 36 7
792 I was looking for backing. 1.4132 0.05588 121 79 34 8
793 Last time I ever swallow anything hook, line and sinker! 1.4128 0.06280 109 74 25 10
794 I never worried about plaque until I was on one. 1.4128 0.05713 109 70 33 6
795 I got promoted!!I’ve finally made it to the board! 1.4128 0.05860 109 71 31 7
796 So a carp walks into a bar... 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
797 I never expected to be a trophy wife! 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
798 Should have known it was a bait & switch. 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
799 When they said I'd be mounted, I had a whole other idea in mind! 1.4123 0.06571 114 81 19 14
800 I was on the wall for 3 years till he caught a bigger fish and threw me off the end of the dock 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
801 Take singing lessons,“ you said. “It’ll pay off,“ you said 1.4118 0.06361 119 84 21 14
802 At least I’m vaccinated. 1.4118 0.05650 119 78 33 8
803 So Son, when they told me that me that they were giving me a retirement plaque, I never realized that I was the plaque. 1.4113 0.05040 141 91 42 8
804 Keep your mouth shut 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
805 ..and then they asked me if I wanted to be on the board. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
806 This wasn't the plaque I thought they were talking about when I retired! 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
807 No. I will not become your trophy wife! 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
808 I dare you to eat that worm you sez! 1.4109 0.06285 129 93 19 17
809 Trophy wife 1.4107 0.06156 112 76 26 10
810 You just had to have a trophy wife. 1.4107 0.06024 112 75 28 9
811 I'm telling you, reincarnation doesn't work the way you think it does. 1.4098 0.06242 122 86 22 14
812 I ate the whole worm, and now I'm stuffed! 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
813 The guy really didn't understand the "catch-and-release" concept. 1.4091 0.05960 110 73 29 8
814 So I told my students I was retiring, and they got me a plaque..." 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
815 The deal was supposed to be "Catch and Release"!! 1.4091 0.05818 110 72 31 7
816 Don’t talk to me about how hard it is to be a millennial. I’ve had my back up against a wall since before you were born. 1.4091 0.06623 110 78 19 13
817 I'm sick of you putting me on display. 1.4087 0.06163 115 79 25 11
818 Go for it," you said. Now look where I wound up 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
819 Stop staring and get a pry bar or something. 1.4087 0.05509 115 74 35 6
820 It's no picnic, being a trophy wife! 1.4083 0.06092 120 83 25 12
821 Stay in school, son. Or you'll end up like me. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
822 I had no idea this is what they meant by 'board-certified' 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
823 I’ve been fed that line before. 1.4074 0.06034 108 72 28 8
824 What? YOU’RE the one who got away?!? 1.4074 0.06176 108 73 26 9
825 21 years.. it took 21 years for them to take me to the river, and drop me in the water. 1.4074 0.06034 108 72 28 8
826 At least I’ve seen the world Jerry 1.4074 0.06176 108 73 26 9
827 So, I’m looking forward to a nice meal when suddenly I get this sharp stabbing pain in my mouth. 1.4074 0.06034 108 72 28 8
828 My taxidermist told me I need to get out more. 1.4074 0.06450 108 75 22 11
829 What do you mean this wasn’t what you meant by trophy wife? 1.4074 0.05889 108 71 30 7
830 Remember, I'm singing bass, not you! 1.4074 0.06713 108 77 18 13
831 Yeah. They warned me that back surgery was no fun, but they never mentioned the cast. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
832 When they ask you to pick a song, pick a good one. 1.4065 0.06200 123 87 22 14
833 Go ahead, push the button. I dare you! 1.4057 0.06398 106 73 23 10
834 Take it from me, kid. Never let ‘em hear you sing. 1.4057 0.06537 106 74 21 11
835 Save me before they make me start singing "Take me to the River." 1.4057 0.06537 106 74 21 11
836 it’s not what it looks like, i’ve been framed! 1.4057 0.05962 106 70 29 7
837 My dentist warned me about plaque buildup. 1.4054 0.06188 111 76 25 10
838 Shouldn’t you be in school? 1.4054 0.05778 111 73 31 7
839 I can’t get this damn song out of my head! 1.4054 0.06447 111 78 21 12
840 Catch, Frame and release, its a new thing. 1.4052 0.06477 116 83 19 14
841 I liked it better when you put me on a pedestal. 1.4052 0.05996 116 79 27 10
842 At least someone is proud of me! 1.4052 0.05996 116 79 27 10
843 This isn’t exactly what I thought you meant when you said I had plaque build up. 1.4052 0.06477 116 83 19 14
844 I could be your trophy wife! 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
845 "They said I was getting a plaque. Any other stupid questions?" 1.4041 0.05632 146 103 27 16
846 It’s mortifying, Rita! I’ve never been an ounce over 12 lbs. in my life! 1.4038 0.06627 104 73 20 11
847 It's because I went to a prestigious school. 1.4037 0.06130 109 74 26 9
848 Grab a bite? Nah, I'm stuffed. 1.4037 0.06533 109 77 20 12
849 I'm sick of being your trophy husband. 1.4037 0.06130 109 74 26 9
850 You can laugh but I was big in the 80s 1.4037 0.05699 109 71 32 6
851 They were a nice family and all, but I just always felt like a fish out of water.. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
852 ...and that's why I did not come home that evening. 1.4035 0.05672 114 75 32 7
853 I asked for plankton, not planked on! 1.4034 0.06351 119 85 20 14
854 This is not how I thought natural selection would play out. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
855 Nah, I can live with it. It's only a problem when I need to turn right. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
856 It's a fish story, I'm innocent and being framed! 1.4020 0.05789 102 66 31 5
857 There’s a catch to eating just anything that swims by. 1.4019 0.06209 107 73 25 9
858 I used to be a wall flower but now I think of myself as just off the wall. 1.4019 0.06349 107 74 23 10
859 How am I supposed to compete with a Blue Marlin? 1.4019 0.06209 107 73 25 9
860 I don’t know what’s worse, plaque or tartar 1.4019 0.06486 107 75 21 11
861 "Where have I been," Margret? That's your question? "Where have I been?" 1.4018 0.06766 112 82 15 15
862 I'm getting sick and tired of you referring to me as your trophy wife! 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
863 Honestly, Janice, being employee of the month isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
864 I want to be more than a trophy wife. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
865 Believe me, being a trophy is not the same for fish as it is for humans. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
866 And dad said I'd never amount to anything! 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
867 At least I won't end-up in a tin can. 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
868 There's no such thing as a free meal. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
869 Don’t eat the shiny things 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
870 So he waited a while to throw me back. 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
871 I mean, he literally nailed my ass to a wall. 1.4000 0.06274 115 81 22 12
872 I won the contest, what'd you do? 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
873 Well, technically it is still catch and release. 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
874 Go out and get us a worm for dinner, you said. 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
875 I went to the dentist for a cleaning but he couldn’t get this plaque off!! 1.4000 0.06712 105 75 18 12
876 You said, "Take the bait! Come on! Take it! If you don't I'm going to!" 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
877 This is not what I thought they meant by Board Member! 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
878 You were right. I should have kept my mouth shut! 1.4000 0.06434 105 73 22 10
879 Then they said,“Don’t worry, be happy.” 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
880 I’m tired of being treated like nothing more than a trophy wife. 1.3984 0.06080 123 87 23 13
881 Apparently I didn’t “spark joy” anymore. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
882 'Sing, Billy! you said. 'They'll never eat you if you sing!' you said..." 1.3981 0.06437 108 76 21 11
883 What are you looking at? I won a prize! 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
884 It was a toxic relationship, but at least I felt prized. 1.3981 0.06374 103 71 23 9
885 Never again will I agree to be Chairman of the Board. 1.3981 0.06223 103 70 25 8
886 I fell for their line about immortality... 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
887 I think this whole cedar plank thing is taking it to extremes! 1.3968 0.05755 126 87 28 11
888 They want me to sing "Don't Worry Be Happy" all night, but nobody ever asks if I'm happy. 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
889 Stay in school, Billy… 1.3966 0.06348 116 83 20 13
890 Does this wall mount make me look fat? 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
891 Don’t look so shocked! It was a classic bait-and-switch. 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
892 .....lends new meaning to "waterboarding" 1.3964 0.06435 111 79 20 12
893 My beauty is my curse. 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
894 I really feel like my MFA is going to waste. 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
895 I thought he was just fishing for compliments. 1.3960 0.06612 101 71 20 10
896 I’ve seen some stuff, kid 1.3960 0.05983 101 67 28 6
897 You can't even get one piercing in this town without people looking at you differently. 1.3960 0.05816 101 66 30 5
898 Don't listen to these guys promising 'eternal fame.' It's a frame-up. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
899 This is not the 'I want you to mount me' I had in mind! 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
900 Damn Marie Kondo. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
901 Apparently,they've got bigger fish to mount. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
902 I told you, stop pushing the button. 1.3947 0.06548 114 83 17 14
903 I'm classically trained, but you gotta do what puts algae on the table. 1.3947 0.06307 114 81 21 12
904 Never mind what I was doing at that Bar, just get me down from here. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
905 Don't look so surprised - everyone lies on their Tinder profile. 1.3947 0.06307 114 81 21 12
906 I told you we should swim in the other direction!!" 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
907 It was an honor just to be nominated. Winning? Not so much. 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
908 This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be a trophy wife. 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
909 Stay in school if you don’t want to end up like me 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
910 'I am worried, and I'm certainly not happy' 1.3942 0.06324 104 72 23 9
911 The dentist told me I’ve got plaque! 1.3942 0.06324 104 72 23 9
912 Kid, this is your future if you don't lay off the worms. 1.3942 0.06174 104 71 25 8
913 How was I supposed to know my school had woodworking class?!? 1.3942 0.06324 104 72 23 9
914 They didn’t even get my good side! 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
915 friggin' lawyer found a loophole to catch-and-release.. 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
916 It’s not a board, it’s a cedar plank. 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
917 You don’t understand, I AM the winner! 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
918 I guess they are remodeling the lake house. 1.3934 0.05649 122 85 27 10
919 We split after I went back to school— he just wanted a trophy wife. 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
920 Stop calling me your trophy wife. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
921 Board Member? Really Board Member! 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
922 So then they shoved a battery in my ass. 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
923 This isn’t what I meant by being on the board. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
924 I think there are products that can help you get rid of that plaque. 1.3925 0.05436 107 69 34 4
925 That's MISTER Big Mouth Bass to you. 1.3922 0.06256 102 70 24 8
926 He finally put me back in the water. 1.3922 0.06256 102 70 24 8
927 When I said, "I wanted to be a trophy wife". I did not expect this. 1.3922 0.06098 102 69 26 7
928 So you finally got your trophy wife- are you happy now? 1.3922 0.06705 102 73 18 11
929 And then, I swear to Cod, they tried to probe me. 1.3922 0.06098 102 69 26 7
930 You know, up there, I was quite the catch. 1.3922 0.05937 102 68 28 6
931 Because I won first prize. 1.3922 0.06256 102 70 24 8
932 I feel stuck in this job 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
933 I'm Billy Bass. I'm famous. Who the hell are you? 1.3917 0.06069 120 85 23 12
934 You're the one that wanted a trophy husband! 1.3917 0.06069 120 85 23 12
935 The worst part about the whole ordeal was he expected me to sing 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
936 No!.. Does it look like I'm Surfing? 1.3909 0.06340 110 78 21 11
937 Hard work, lad! THAT'S what earned me this wood-paneled office! And stay in school." . 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
938 Beat it junior, you’re no trophy fish. 1.3905 0.05661 105 69 31 5
939 Listen here, kid, in my time this was an honor. 1.3905 0.05496 105 68 33 4
940 It’s like catch-and-release, but enhanced. 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
941 Plaque lives matter! 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
942 Let's just say the novelty wore off. 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
943 It’s obvious you’re just looking for a trophy wife. 1.3900 0.06340 100 69 23 8
944 I'm telling you: IGNORE the hook with the wiggling worm. 1.3900 0.06178 100 68 25 7
945 It could be worse. I could be on a plate. 1.3900 0.06013 100 67 27 6
946 Fish 1: ‘Bill, I thought they caught you!’ Fish 2 (Bill): ‘I’ve mounted a comeback’ 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
947 Yep, taxidermist. You know, catch, mount and release. 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
948 Don’t end up like me, never let them know you can talk. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
949 'Take a bite,' you said. 'It's like a free sample at Costco,' you said. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
950 Got caught up at the dentist— apparently I’ve got a plaque problem. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
951 I' tired of being your trophy wife -- I'm going back to school. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
952 So what gives you the idea that I’ve ever been caught? 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
953 It's all fun and games until you take the bait. 1.3883 0.06358 103 72 22 9
954 Would you go find a sawfish, please? 1.3883 0.06506 103 73 20 10
955 It seemed like a good idea at the time 1.3883 0.06506 103 73 20 10
956 Dentist said I had too much plaque. 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
957 Don't get hooked! 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
958 Stop staring and go find a crowbar! 1.3878 0.05735 98 64 30 4
959 I’d rather be a fossil. 1.3878 0.06589 98 69 20 9
960 Quit your carping. At least I have a plaque. 1.3878 0.06746 98 70 18 10
961 It was this or the grill! 1.3871 0.05806 124 87 26 11
962 Can you please turn off the song that keeps playing over and over? 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
963 Believe me, hanging on the wall of a suburban rec room isn't as glamorous as you might think. 1.3868 0.05619 106 70 31 5
964 You wouldn’t believe the day I’ve had. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
965 Someone please explain how to turn off this virtual zoom background? 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
966 If I hear one hook, line, and sinker joke... 1.3868 0.05619 106 70 31 5
967 I can’t believe you framed me 1.3861 0.06288 101 70 23 8
968 He calls me his trophy wife. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
969 Show some respect, sonny. This is a Lifetime Achievement Award! 1.3860 0.05503 114 76 32 6
970 You always said you wanted a trophy husband. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
971 No kidding? Well, I obviously didn't have the immediate type of "catch and release" experience that you had! 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
972 Yes, I'm bitter. The plan was to find a trophy wife. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
973 Admit it, Bob! I’m just a trophy wife to you. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
974 It’s clear the pressure is mounting. 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
975 Trust me. You do not want to be employee of the month. 1.3846 0.06051 117 83 23 11
976 I said I wanted to be in the mounted police. Not to be mounted please! You never listen! 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
977 At least I lived to tell about it. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
978 My ex wanted a trophy wife. 1.3846 0.06158 104 72 24 8
979 I was caught, gutted, stuffed, and glued on to a board. What's new with you. 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
980 Take the fly,you said. It will be fun, you said. Besides, you said, he fishes catch and release and you’ll be back in no time… 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
981 No faux-saloon man-cave can hold me, no craft-store fasteners can keep me from my freedom. 1.3846 0.05802 117 83 24 10
982 The worst part is the music 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
983 Don’t even think about pushing that button. 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
984 Don't take the bait or you'll end up on the board. 1.3838 0.06374 99 69 22 8
985 I am so much more than just your trophy wife. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
986 I know I'm late but I can explain 1.3838 0.05506 99 64 32 3
987 Well, technically, I did get away… 1.3838 0.06533 99 70 20 9
988 Does this accentuate my butt? 1.3838 0.06042 99 67 26 6
989 Being big is not all it is cracked up to be! 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
990 And they made me sing it over and over and over again... 1.3833 0.05698 120 83 28 9
991 I got dumped when they finally caught the one that got away. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
992 Some championship. All I got was this lousy plaque. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
993 Once and for all, I am not your trophy wife! 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
994 Boarding School sucks!" 1.3830 0.06611 94 66 20 8
995 Apparently they didn't like my singing 1.3830 0.06070 94 63 26 5
996 At least I’m a catch, Jerry 1.3830 0.06611 94 66 20 8
997 Don't believe anything they teach you about the worm. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
998 This is the last time I listen to Ariel! 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
999 Gilbert, You’re going to have to find yourself another trophy wife, I want a divorce 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
1000 What? You said to get more exercise. I'm planking. 1.3824 0.06392 102 72 21 9
1001 Everyone is looking at my weight all the time. 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
1002 Yes, Carl, I deeply regret my stance on participation trophies 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
1003 You say you were looking for a trophy wife! 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1004 The battery insertion was the hardest part” 1.3818 0.06055 110 77 24 9
1005 Apparently I didn't "spark joy" 1.3818 0.05773 110 75 28 7
1006 What do you mean I’m no prize? 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1007 So I have a platform! Whaddaya have? 1.3814 0.06786 97 70 17 10
1008 It was your Mother's idea. 1.3814 0.05943 97 65 27 5
1009 I thought I WAS GETTING a prize. I didn’t think I was the prize. 1.3814 0.06294 97 67 23 7
1010 It's performance art as protest, you neanderthal! 1.3814 0.05759 97 64 29 4
1011 I just feel like there has been a wall between us lately… 1.3814 0.06294 97 67 23 7
1012 It’s spring cleaning season 1.3814 0.06294 97 67 23 7
1013 Am I some kind of joke to you? 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
1014 I tried school. I was bored. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
1015 0f course I’m pissed! I thought they meant “Board of Directors”! 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1016 Yes, I did know what a hook looked like! 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
1017 Don't get me started. 1.3804 0.06152 92 62 25 5
1018 . . . so they took me to the river. 1.3804 0.06343 92 63 23 6
1019 They asked me if I wanted to commemorate my graduation from school! 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
1020 In hindsight, ‘Take Me to the River’ probably was a poor song choice. 1.3804 0.06152 92 62 25 5
1021 I'll have you know that I'm in a very prominent spot above the fireplace! 1.3802 0.05411 121 82 32 7
1022 I took viagra three days ago and still can't get rid of this wood. 1.3802 0.06014 121 87 22 12
1023 I find it demeaning when you refer to me as your“trophy wife” ! 1.3800 0.07075 100 75 12 13
1024 Apparently "Take Me to the River" can cause acts of rage. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
1025 That's MR. Billy Bass to you, punk. 1.3800 0.05822 100 67 28 5
1026 Yeah, well, this is what it takes to make it in the music business! 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
1027 Yes, I’m a model 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
1028 Guess what they added between the catch and the release. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1029 Be strong, be smart, set a good example and you'll be a model trophy fish for all. Any other good ideas? 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
1030 This is not my idea of catch and release! 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1031 This way they’ll always get my good side 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
1032 They cleaned the apartment. 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
1033 Does this plaque make my bass look big? 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
1034 Go ahead, press the button again. It’s still not funny though… 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
1035 Yeah I tried singing, but I’ll always be more of a Bass player 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1036 Don't go around telling everyone I'm your trophy wife! 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
1037 His wife threw me back. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
1038 When they told me I had been appointed to the game and fisheries board, I didn't think THIS was what they meant ! 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
1039 Winning a fishing contest isn't all its cracked up to be. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1040 Bite it,” you said! “It’s shiny,” you said 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1041 Now do you see what can happen when we don’t pay attention in school? 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
1042 I hope you're listening, TROPHY WIVES HAVE A SHELF LIFE! 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
1043 Barnaby, stop gawking and go tell your mother I'll be late for dinner. 1.3778 0.05823 90 59 28 3
1044 If you don’t floss, you get plaque. 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
1045 I'm you, from the future! 1.3778 0.06237 90 61 24 5
1046 It was a close thing, but I got away. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1047 …you know…immortality takes some sacrifice “ 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
1048 Once I was Kitsch of the Day. 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
1049 Trust me. Planking is coming back. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1050 Yes, I’ve had some work done 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
1051 ...and then he asked: ‘wanna hang out?’ 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
1052 What? You never seen a wall-eyed bass? 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
1053 Well, you're the one who wanted a trophy wife!" 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
1054 I wouldn't mind but they spelled my name wrong. 1.3772 0.05487 114 77 31 6
1055 You told me it was a real worm. 1.3763 0.05904 93 62 27 4
1056 Despite the waterboarding, I told those anglers nothing! 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1057 Don’t be fatuous. 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
1058 ...then I say to myself, 'What's a worm doing all the way down here?'... 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1059 Getting your name on a plaque isn't all fun and games, sonny! 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1060 I didn’t say I wanted to BE a Father’s Day present. 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1061 I should've known that a foreign email inviting me to be on an Amazon board was a scam. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1062 Thats why they call them lures! 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1063 My trainer said 'planking' is the latest fitness trend. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1064 Yeah, well, it was a toxic workplace. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1065 For your information, I was not "caught". I was rescued. 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1066 This is what happens to you when you pursue a singing career Marty. Trust me, stay in school. 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
1067 They told me I have to do planks for a strong core. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1068 No my vacation downriver was NOT relaxing 1.3762 0.05777 101 68 28 5
1069 Take my advice son; do not upset your mother. 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
1070 You said you wanted a trophy wife, and look what happened 1.3761 0.06357 109 79 19 11
1071 Don't wind up like me. Stay in school. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
1072 And like an idiot, I fell for it hook, line and sinker. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
1073 Sorry, you don't qualify. I'm looking for a trophy wife. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1074 I just kept singing "Take me to the River" until he threw me back. 1.3750 0.06826 96 70 16 10
1075 I earned it when I caught a 72 inch 200 lb. 15 year old fisher. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
1076 Go help yourself. I'm stuffed. 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
1077 Isn't this what you wanted? A trophy wife? 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1078 It’s walnut. 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
1079 “ Why do you say I have a one sided view on things?” 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1080 Look on the bright side? I literally can’t! 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1081 Trust me, being employee of the month is not all it’s cracked up to be 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
1082 Obviously I’m the chosen one. 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
1083 You always have something negative to say about my achievements, Terry. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1084 I’m just his trophy wife. 1.3739 0.05307 115 77 33 5
1085 Show me respect! I am not just some trophy wife! 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
1086 I get it. We all miss Keith. But this is a costume party—lighten up! 1.3738 0.06016 107 75 24 8
1087 I couldn't eat a thing. I'm stuffed. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
1088 His latest girlfriend is a staunch vegetarian. 1.3737 0.06021 99 68 25 6
1089 You may be free but I have a position 1.3737 0.05847 99 67 27 5
1090 Just keep swimming pal. Nothing to see here. 1.3737 0.06021 99 68 25 6
1091 Up there I’m a trophy fish! 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1092 I should've stayed in school. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
1093 So my agent tells me he found this fantastic gig, and the next thing I know, I'm screwed to this board and singing standards. 1.3736 0.05773 91 60 28 3
1094 I do wish he had thrown me back BEFORE he mounted me 1.3736 0.06182 91 62 24 5
1095 You and your, "The early fish catches the worm!" 1.3736 0.05773 91 60 28 3
1096 When I heard plaque,I thought they were talking about my teeth. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1097 Of course I'm embarrassed, it's pine. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1098 Once he married that interior decorater I knew I was history. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
1099 "So much for being served on a silver platter. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1100 Take my advice. Don't get hooked. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
1101 I go by Bill now 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
1102 You’re bored??? 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1103 I was drunk and didn’t see the hook. 1.3725 0.05382 102 67 32 3
1104 I’m more than just a trophy wife. 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
1105 So it turns out when you die, you learn to talk. Who knew? 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1106 You're the one that always wanted a trophy wife! 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1107 No dammit, I'm not on the school board. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
1108 Hey Dan, you wouldn’t believe how I fooled them. 1.3723 0.05855 94 63 27 4
1109 Eat the worm you said, it’ll be fine you said! 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1110 Being a trophy wife has been different than I expected. 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
1111 30 years leading the school, and I get a lousy placque. 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
1112 Just let me know if there’s a shark off to my right 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
1113 It read 'free board' 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
1114 His wife is throwing all of his stuff out. Watch out for the golf clubs. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
1115 Volunteer at the school, they said, and you'll get a plaque. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
1116 You think dental plaque is a problem! 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1117 I felt pretty special on the living room wall. Then he found out about catch and release. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1118 When I ran for the executive board I had something else in mind. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1119 Well, that escalated quickly. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1120 No, Harold, this is NOT what they mean by 'trophy wife'. 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1121 What do you mean, don't worry, be happy? I'm nailed to a piece of wood! 1.3708 0.06060 89 60 25 4
1122 Well...I didn't think I'd like planking either. 1.3708 0.07035 89 65 15 9
1123 I fell for the old bait and switch, son 1.3708 0.06060 89 60 25 4
1124 It's no fun being a fish out of water. 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1125 You coulda just taken a photograph. 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1126 Yea, well, don’t look now but your school just left without you. 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1127 Ok so I got a little bored! 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
1128 So then the guy says to me, "Well, you've heard of planked salmon, right? 1.3700 0.06614 100 73 17 10
1129 Makes a great Father's Day gift, my ass. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1130 She decided to put me back. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1131 Again, a trophy fish doesn't win a trophy. It is the trophy. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1132 I’m sick of being treated like a trophy wife! 1.3700 0.06913 100 75 13 12
1133 Brian, you said this was a costume party! 1.3700 0.06614 100 73 17 10
1134 Shut up Gary, my chiropractor recommended it for my neck pain 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1135 I'm tired of being a trophy wife. 1.3697 0.05951 119 86 22 11
1136 Down by the river. Why ? 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
1137 I feel like I’m just your trophy wife 1.3696 0.06128 92 63 24 5
1138 It's a plaque not a plank! 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1139 I do Performance Art. You have a problem with that? 1.3696 0.06128 92 63 24 5
1140 Son, never trust a lazy fat worm. 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
1141 Swim off Sammy ! You don't love me. You're just looking for a trophy wife. 1.3696 0.07035 92 68 14 10
1142 Look forward to retirement buddy! 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
1143 I should have listened when dad told me there's no such thing as a free lunch! 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1144 What? You never heard of cedar plank salmon? 1.3696 0.06128 92 63 24 5
1145 What, you never get board?!? 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
1146 I told him it was a little too late for catch-and-release. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
1147 That guy really doesn't get the meaning of "catch and release". 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1148 So, she said, if you love me eat that fly. And like the sucker I am I ate it. 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
1149 Singing was easier with dry batteries. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1150 I’m not just your trophy wife, Dave! 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1151 After not leaving the house for a year, I feel like I’m on display 1.3689 0.05517 103 69 30 4
1152 It’s called plaque buildup, okay? 1.3689 0.05726 122 87 25 10
1153 I'm tired of being your trophy wife! 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1154 I'm what catch and release means to a Republican! 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
1155 I can see it in your eyes. You're judging me for getting caught, taxidermied, and mounted. Like I'm some kind of dickhead. But you're missing the point. I also managed to make it back here and learned to talk. So who's the dickhead here really? 1.3684 0.07028 95 71 13 11
1156 I'm the one that didn't get away. 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
1157 I said, NO THANKS, I’M STUFFED! 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
1158 The worst part is my good eye is the one facing the board. 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
1159 I was never caught; I surrendered to authorities. 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
1160 It only hurts when I laugh. 1.3684 0.05806 95 64 27 4
1161 What do you mean it’s an “offensive Halloween costume”? Damnit Gary, how was I supposed to know about what happened to your uncle? 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
1162 I’m your old partner, Jacob Marlin... 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
1163 It wasn't me, I was framed! 1.3679 0.05416 106 71 31 4
1164 No! I'm not some sort of trophy fish! 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
1165 Yep, caught and released despite the mounting evidence. 1.3679 0.06334 106 77 19 10
1166 No, I was not hatched this way. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1167 Wouldn’t you know I’d bump into the only paddle board in the ocean with glue on it? 1.3678 0.06959 87 63 16 8
1168 And you thought I would never 'mount to anything! 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
1169 I'm a "stay-at-home husband", not a "trophy husband"! 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
1170 I was just taking a nap… 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
1171 The thing that really makes me mad is that they didn't even spell my name right on the plaque. 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
1172 Yeah, I know: you're the one that got away. 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1173 I said no, you´ve got to get your own surf-board 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1174 Do you know, "Take Me to the River?". 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1175 I think we should be taking down the monuments of all fishy figures in history. 1.3673 0.05502 98 65 30 3
1176 Did you just tell me not to worry? 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1177 For your information, pal, I am the fish of the month. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1178 I’m not gonna sing “Don’t worry be happy”, so don’t ask! 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1179 Sorry! I've been hung up for a while! 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1180 This is the nightmare I was talking about. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1181 It doesn’t mean anything, John. I just like the way it looks. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
1182 Then, after gluing me to the board, they made me sing 'Take Me to the River.' 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
1183 I sang "Take me down to the river" one too many times 1.3667 0.06211 90 62 23 5
1184 Apparently, I’m a trophy spouse. 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
1185 Son, when are you going to settle down? 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
1186 After the remodel they decided to throw me back" 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1187 I tried to tell them - my good side is on the right! 1.3663 0.05580 101 68 29 4
1188 Not what I was thinking of when I wanted to be a trophy wife! 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
1189 Catch. Mount. Show off. Throw away... Humans 🙄 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
1190 I gotta make sure they get my good side 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
1191 When I go out with you don't put me on display. 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
1192 It's solid oak, not oak veneer! 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1193 Your loss, baby, I'm a catch. 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
1194 Have you seen any AA batteries floating around 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1195 I was big in the 90s 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
1196 It only took two decades of me repeatedly singing ‘Take Me to the River’ for someone to finally fucking do it. 1.3654 0.06561 104 77 16 11
1197 Listen, there’s no free worms in life. 1.3647 0.07070 85 62 15 8
1198 Don't even think about pushing my button! 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1199 This is what happens when you drop out of school!!! 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1200 This plaque buildup has gotten out of hand. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1201 You know, I once had an attitude like yours.... 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1202 I thought I was being AWARDED a plaque! 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1203 What!?! So I took up taxidermy during the pandemic. What did you do? 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1204 Your mom sent me to warn you about a career in singing. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1205 I’m kind of a big catch up there! 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1206 Oh, yeah? Well, at least I now have a singing career. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1207 “You think this is bad? They also had me singing and flopping around on this board.” 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1208 Well it does give good back support... 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1209 Hey,it beats lying on a bed of risotto with haricots verts smothered with a lemon vers blanc sauce! 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1210 It was messed up. The dad was saying "catch and release", and the kid was screaming "Show 'n Tell!!!" 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1211 I’m telling you, I really was abducted! 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1212 Better mounted on a plaque than served on a platter 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
1213 About your plan: What makes you think I'm on board? 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
1214 Well, for your information back in the day I was considered quite the catch! 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1215 Yeah, I know what it says, but the name is Kyle 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1216 I had it all--fame, fortune, a guest stop on the Sopranos. Now I swim with the fishes. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1217 I used to sing with The Platters. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
1218 I said I was bored, not boared! 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1219 It’s a new catch, mount and release policy 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
1220 Next thing I knew they *did* take me to the river. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1221 Son, never let anybody nominate you as''employee of the month''. You deserve better. 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1222 What is not to be understood with take me to the RIVER? 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1223 My ichthyologist says it’s good for my back 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1224 And then they got annoyed with the singing, so here I am. 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
1225 …before I knew it I was hooked…the worm assured me that where I was going, there were more like him… 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
1226 Stop asking me if I’ve had work done! 1.3626 0.06904 91 67 15 9
1227 At least I got a plaque. All you'll ever be is an entree. 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1228 Geez,if one more fish asks me I'm "bored", I think I'll scream. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1229 Left turn Only! 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1230 Do you know how many times they forced me to sing Baby Shark?! 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1231 is “Come on! Don’t be sel-fish, pay the check!!” 1.3617 0.05629 94 63 28 3
1232 Huh! Well I guess they didn’t like my singing. 1.3614 0.06080 83 56 24 3
1233 You know, it really is just one less thing to worry about in the morning 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
1234 I’m quite the catch! 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
1235 That’s it, Doug. My days as a trophy wife are OVER! 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
1236 Because I stopped wiggling my ass every time he walked by. 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
1237 Yeah, turns out that the afterlife looks a lot like a spot over the cash register at Bob's Surf & Sirlion 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
1238 Believe me, you're no trophy either. 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1239 The worm looked safe, you said. You'd wait for the next one, you said. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1240 Can't you see I'm up against the wall here? 1.3608 0.06903 97 73 13 11
1241 I've really tried to move on but I think I'm stuck here forever 1.3608 0.05711 97 66 27 4
1242 Thanks for pointing out that nice lure for me to nibble on. 1.3608 0.06745 97 72 15 10
1243 So he says to me: ‘I can make you a star!’ 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1244 Well, they finally took me to the river and dropped me in the water, Larry 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1245 I’m not just a trophy husband 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1246 It’s always about the singing! No one ever asks to hear my slam poetry. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1247 Next time I say I’m headed topside for a singing career, tell me to shut my large mouth 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1248 My dentist says that if I floss more my plaque will go away. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1249 Well that's the absolute last time I go out for a bite with you. Especially with you leaving me on the hook for the Bill. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1250 You’re my agent, Gary. If I wanted to be passed around at weird holiday parties, I would have gone with Janice. 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1251 You sense my mounting frustration??! 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1252 Play dead y'said. Ain't nothin' gonna happen y'said. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1253 Awards are not as good as you think.” 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1254 The buoyancy saves me 15 minutes on my commute. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1255 Big Mouth strikes again 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1256 You don’t look anything like your profile picture. 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
1257 The pre-paid funeral plan was not what I was expecting." 1.3596 0.05592 89 59 28 2
1258 Who let you off the hook? 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1259 It's called accessorizing Jeff 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1260 Another emotionally unavailable man with boundaries and anger issues. Sigh. #notalotofgoodfishinthesea 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1261 It’s all fun and games until someone gets nailed to the wall. @paulnoth 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1262 I expect to be reinstated by August. 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1263 When they told me i was going to be in the hall of fame, this isn't what i was thinking! 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1264 They called my bluff and took me to the river 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1265 I had a few drinks and before I knew it I was hammered! 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
1266 All I can say is if someone throws you a line, don’t take it. 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1267 You wanted a trophy wife - what did you expect? 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
1268 I already told you: I'm not the kind that sings! 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1269 I’m an influencer now. 1.3587 0.06294 92 68 17 7
1270 Don't blow my cover. They think I'm pollution. 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1271 Finish school so you don’t end up like me! 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
1272 It's a living. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1273 I had to sing it about a thousand times before somebody finally took me to the river! 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1274 This is what can happen if you don’t stay in school 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1275 Go back to school, darling. You don’t want to be some man’s trophy. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1276 It's my ticket out of this dump! 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1277 THIS is what you had in mind for 'role play' night? 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1278 You think getting back here was easy. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
1279 Catch and release? Why do you ask? 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
1280 They finally caught the one that got away. 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
1281 I was hoping for a surfboard. 1.3571 0.05664 98 67 27 4
1282 I refused to sing 'How Dry I Am' so they threw me back. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
1283 Worry. You should definitely worry. 1.3571 0.06256 84 58 22 4
1284 Sorry, honey, I was framed. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1285 I was very specific...I said take me to the RIVER! 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
1286 The judge said this still counts as “catch and release” so the guy got off with no fine. 1.3571 0.05475 98 69 25 4
1287 This is how Eric and Don Jr. do catch and release. 1.3571 0.06842 98 74 13 11
1288 What did I know? My agent said, c'mon Billy it's The Sopranos— the role of a lifetime. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1289 It's for Halloween, Gill! 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1290 I didn't walk out on you I just went out for a bite!... 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1291 What? I was hangry” 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
1292 No justice till they catch who framed me! 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
1293 Go ahead press my button. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1294 Long time no sea. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1295 You said it was a dress up party! 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1296 I'm not just some trophy wife, ya know. 1.3558 0.06397 104 77 17 10
1297 All I asked for was a little nip and tuck. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1298 Don't get hooked at a young age, like I did! 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1299 This catch and release thing is getting a bit out of hand 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1300 If your friends say he’s looking for a trophy wife, take them seriously. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1301 I thought I hated country music before... 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
1302 It's called "immortality"... 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1303 Apparently, I clashed with the drapes. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1304 Carpe Diem! 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1305 1 year hangin' on a wall, 2 years in the back of a closet then, boom, back in the ocean. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1306 Seriously. I can be your trophy husband. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
1307 I tried flossing but couldn't get rid of the plaque 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1308 still can't believe they decided to eat jimmy and hang me 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1309 So you took the bait?” “And then I was framed! 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1310 It's not gonna be alright! 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
1311 My advice? Stay small and unimpressive. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1312 No not bored. I'm board. B, O, A, R, D. 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
1313 It's an unfortunate variation on the practice of "catch & release" 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1314 You wanted a trophy wife. Be careful what you wish for! 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1315 Just ‘cause I’m on the board, doesn’t mean I make the decisions. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
1316 Don’t make the same mistake as your old man, just stay in school and swim downstream! 1.3537 0.06104 82 56 23 3
1317 It strengthens my core. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1318 No, I swear I haven’t had any work done. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1319 I call it suburban camouflage 1.3535 0.05432 99 67 29 3
1320 You always wanted a trophy wife. 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
1321 Don’t ever swipe right for anyone named Big Mouth Billy Bass. 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
1322 No, I'm not singing anymore. 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1323 When they say catch and release, don't believe them. 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1324 This,young man,is what immortality looks like. 1.3529 0.05726 85 57 26 2
1325 I hear what you're saying, and I'm on board 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1326 Don't call me a trophy wife! 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1327 Whatever you do, DON’T go to Wisconsin 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
1328 Show business isn’t as glamorous as everybody thinks. 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
1329 So you got a trophy wife. Happy now? 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1330 I think I've hit a wall in our relationship 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1331 All for a worm. 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1332 I had never appreciated what it meant to be a trophy wife. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1333 You "bubbling" to me? You "bubbling" to me?... 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1334 Sorry I’m late. They took forever throwing me back. 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1335 The worst part is, I really HATE that song. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1336 How were you caught? I was framed! 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1337 I had to open my big mouth! 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1338 I refused to sing Baby Shark. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1339 Dinner? No thanks I'm stuffed. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1340 Yeah, not what I thought “trophy wife” meant either. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1341 Working from home is GREAT you say? 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1342 Take the damn picture! 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1343 Big fish, little pond. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1344 It's called modified catch & release 1.3516 0.05715 91 62 26 3
1345 At least MY school still appreciates the arts. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1346 Did you see a deer head go by here? 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1347 For the hundredth time,it is not a surf board. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1348 I think it brings out my eyes. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1349 I'm so board! 1.3511 0.06715 94 70 15 9
1350 I will not be your trophy wife! 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1351 I am nobody's "trophy wife"! 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1352 And then in front of all his buddies he called me his trophy wife. 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
1353 ‘You’re a singing fish, you’ll be famous,’ you said. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1354 Must be nice to be out in the world again. I'm stuck at home bored. 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1355 …and then they asked me to sing. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1356 When I accepted the nomination to be a board member, this is not what I had in mind! 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1357 Your bored? 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1358 I need to see my dentist, I think I have plaque… 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
1359 You think catch and release is stressful? Wait until you experienced catch, taxidermy, mount on a wall for a year, and release. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1360 Don't judge what you don't understand! 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1361 Yeah, so I'm a trophy wife 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1362 They stuck a voice box up my...flipper. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1363 Believe it or not, I used to be a very well-known singer. 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
1364 I tellin’ ya, I was framed. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1365 I won the election.... Really! 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1366 What do you mean, I better have a good excuse?! 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1367 Well Yea... I guess technically it's still catch and release 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1368 You're life is bad? I have to sing "Achy Breaky Heart" for eternity. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1369 I escaped the boat and all I got was this lousy plaque. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1370 It really wasn't my retirement plan. 1.3495 0.05292 103 73 26 4
1371 Yes Joan it fits. Now can you unhook me? 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1372 I hate when they drink. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1373 All I asked was what is waterboarding 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1374 I'm sorry. I wasn't cheating on you. I only got one phone call and I used it to call my mom. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1375 Wow,a fisherman with a sick sense of humor! 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1376 Turns out “planking” is not what I thought it was. 1.3494 0.06045 83 57 23 3
1377 It’s the mounting social pressure, you know? 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1378 Don't be happy, and be very, very worried. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1379 Sorry - still in my uniform, came straight from work. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1380 First, you get a tune stuck in your head, then you're caught! 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1381 I made a contribution to my kids’ school and then they asked me to be on the board. 1.3488 0.05910 86 59 24 3
1382 Go Ahead," you said. "It's just a tasty worm," you said. Well I hope you are satisfied 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1383 Yes. You were right. It wasn’t worth it. 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1384 If they ever offer you an award turn it down 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1385 This is not exactly what I envisioned when you said Trophy Wife 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1386 Well it LOOKED like a surf board.Get over it! 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1387 They leave you alone if they think you are already dead. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1388 It’s a weird, weird world up there, Marsha. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1389 I’m Being Framed! 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1390 I’m sick and tired of being objectified all the time! 1.3488 0.05910 86 59 24 3
1391 He decided he didn't want a trophy wife. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1392 Can you believe this? They threw me out. Said I was a bigmouth. 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
1393 Clearly, this guy does not understand catch and release.” 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1394 This is not what you want to be when you grow up. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1395 They threw me overboard when we lost the license to use "Take Me to the River". 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1396 At least it shows someone is proud of me 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1397 They took me to the river, they dropped me in the water... 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1398 I always wanted to be a trophy spouse. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1399 And it’s my bad side! I mean, seriously, the rest of my life like this? 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1400 You agreed that I would be more than just a trophy wife. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1401 Yea you can swim straight but can you sing!?! 1.3483 0.06001 89 65 19 5
1402 No, no more food thanks, I'm stuffed to the gills 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1403 Me and my big mouth always gets me in trouble! 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1404 ... and then they’d take the batteries out as if they didn’t want to hear me sing. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1405 You can chose to float disgracefully to the surface and rot in the sun, but for me, the afterlife is a wood-paneled den with books; down-filled, tartan-plaid sofas; leather recliners; and Waterford crystal decanters . 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1406 This is what you get for being a big mouth. 1.3478 0.05872 92 64 24 4
1407 No, I'm not trying to mount you! 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1408 Look at it. How can you misspell CARP? 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
1409 Well, it turns out I was wrong about that shortcut 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1410 I’ll be reinstated by August 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1411 They told me it was working from home ! 1.3478 0.05872 92 64 24 4
1412 Up there they worship a guy like me 1.3478 0.05665 92 63 26 3
1413 I got sick of being introduced as: “the one that didn’t get away”. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1414 I hope you’re happy- I’ve finally become that trophy wife you’ve always wanted me to be. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1415 Not quite what I had in mind when they said ‘ocean preservation’ 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1416 Because it makes me look like a keeper, that's why." 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1417 All I know is that I will outlive you 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1418 Lesson learned, your ass! 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1419 You know, I'm more than just a trophy wife! 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1420 You’re feeling stuck in life? Seriously? 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1421 I was not caught! I was chosen to be a model! 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1422 And they didn't even get my good side! 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1423 So one guy who had a bit too much to drink said, Ok, I'll take you to the river!!! 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1424 I'm a "catch and release" species! 1.3462 0.06004 78 53 23 2
1425 It was humiliating. I only got third prize. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1426 You got any double A batteries? 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1427 You were right...I should have stayed in school! 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
1428 See where those singing lessons got me? 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1429 I warned ya not to push my buttons. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1430 I refused to sing that damn song anymore 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1431 Could I get the name of your taxidermist? My guy retired during the pandemic. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1432 This is what happens when you leave your school and play hooky. 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1433 C’mon! Get on board! 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
1434 Thought I was going in for a fin replacement. 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
1435 You won't believe what I had to do to get back here. 1.3457 0.06611 81 60 15 6
1436 No, I am not a vision board. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
1437 Believe me, you're lucky I grabbed the bait first. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1438 Thanks but I'm stuffed 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1439 Boy am I stuffed 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1440 I thought being a trophy wife would be liberating 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1441 you’re having an existential crisis? 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
1442 And then he said: ‘he’s the new member of the board’ 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
1443 Didn't I once see you on TV? 1.3457 0.05869 81 55 24 2
1444 How do you know if you don't try it?", you said 1.3452 0.07084 84 63 13 8
1445 Maybe I want to look cheap! 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1446 OK, so I’m a trophy wife! What of it?! 1.3452 0.07284 84 64 11 9
1447 Being a trophy husband was supposed to liberate me! 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
1448 It was a fad. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1449 The turning radius on this thing is terrible. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1450 Look... it's a job ok? 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1451 And you said to turn left with the school. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1452 Well, at least it's made out of basswood. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1453 I'm bored! 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1454 I'm dressing for the job I want. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1455 As they say, beauty is a curse. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1456 They threw me back when they moved! 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1457 Don't fall for that line 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1458 Don’t take the bait! Some guy up there clearly doesn’t understand catch and release. 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
1459 No, I’ve never seen The Sopranos. Why does everyone keep asking me that?! 1.3448 0.07280 87 67 10 10
1460 There are disadvantages to keeping a trophy wife happy. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1461 My doctor says it's plaque buildup 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1462 Son, you gotta get out there and find purpose in your life. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1463 You can erase all kinds of mistakes, but if you're a trophy wife just once, you never get rid of it. 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
1464 I told you he was out to frame you but you didn't listen! 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1465 A bit of advice, avoid shiny objects with a string attached 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
1466 This pandemic Marie Kondo’ed me” 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1467 If you knew what I went through to get back here...! 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1468 I'm telling ya, don't eat the damn worms. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1469 And the trophy wife gets the last laugh... 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1470 And then after all that the jerk says ‘Yeah, I guess he is pretty small. Maybe I should throw him back.’ 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1471 they lure you in with promises of fame, but they don’t tell you that you become theirs forever 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1472 So you’re the one that ‘got away’!!! 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1473 Why does everyone treat me like I’m just your trophy wife? 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1474 I didn’t choose the trophy life, the trophy life chose me 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1475 You really wanna talk about being up against a wall? # 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1476 Yes, technically speaking, I was caught and released! 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1477 They said: room and board 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1478 Yeah, once I dropped out of school, this seemed to be my best option. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1479 Not only that, they make me sing. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
1480 That's what they told me ... no strings attached! 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1481 My dentist said I had waaaay too much plaque! 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1482 It's a trade-off: creative freedom for job security. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1483 Yeh, the HR department calls it "onboarding." 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
1484 And they hang you, in the ugliest room in the house. 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1485 Hope you are happy, I said take out but noooo you wanted fresh caught flies... 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1486 Does this outfit make me look big? 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1487 Get on board! Get on board!" If I heard it once, I heard it a thousand times 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1488 He had me mounted and THEN threw me back! 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1489 Don't take the bait, kid. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1490 I'll have you know I WON the competition, thank you very much. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1491 Some joker added 'Holy' to Mackerel!". 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1492 So if you see a guppy with a string coming out of its ass, just pass. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1493 Mount has many meanings. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1494 Being retired suits me just fine. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1495 At least he appreciates me. 1.3415 0.05547 82 55 26 1
1496 Adding insult to injury, they’re converting his office into a nursery! 1.3415 0.06066 82 57 22 3
1497 Don’t look at me like that. I have bills to pay. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1498 Oh yeah? Well you EAT plastic 1.3415 0.06066 82 57 22 3
1499 I see you are onboard 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1500 Better than a plate. 1.3412 0.07209 85 65 11 9
1501 The dentist said I have a bad case of plaque. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1502 His wife told him to clean out his man cave. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1503 Your generation just doesn’t work hard enough to to get this kind of recognition! 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1504 I got board waiting for you. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1505 Yeah, well I think you’re off-the-wall. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1506 I was once like you: wild, footloose and fancy free! Then I got hooked. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1507 You’re making a bass of yourself! 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1508 I wouldn’t be here if I hadn’t opened my big mouth. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1509 The kid heard me singing "Don't Worry, Be Happy," and, thinking I was still alive, threw me back. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1510 At least I was a prize catch. What will you ever mount to? 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1511 I'm not just a "good catch." I'm a GREAT catch. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1512 I’m off the wall. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1513 I told you not to leave me hanging. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1514 But its the first time I've ever won anything! 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1515 My dentist said, "brush, floss, and rinse to reduce plaque" but I didn't listen 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1516 Twenty years in that school and all I got was this stupid plaque. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1517 You said we were going to a costume party 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1518 His wife said it was her or fishing,so. here I am. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1519 No requests, it's "Take me to the river" or nothing. 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
1520 Now are you content with being runner-up? 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
1521 Are you sure you told me everything about catch and release? 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1522 I once lived with Tony Soprano, now I sleep with the fish 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1523 Stop talking, Greg - you're driving me up a wall. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1524 At least I didn't end up in a frying pan. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1525 So this happened at my remote school. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1526 Trophy wife is more than you can hope for. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1527 They said I would be on the school board. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1528 I was just released from rehab...I got hooked on worms. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1529 Corporate life sucks. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1530 Then you said, “First one gets the worm!” 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1531 I just refused to sing "Take Me to the River" any more. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1532 Yup, waterproof batteries, and it’s William, not Billy. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1533 What do you mean you don't want a trophy wife? 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1534 Whatever you do, DO NOT tell them you know how to sing. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1535 Yes, I know it looks a little off the wall, but -- incredible lumbar support. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1536 Fly, good. Fly with hook, not good. 1.3400 0.05168 100 68 30 2
1537 Their catch and release policy has a catch 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1538 Trust me, being a catch isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1539 Don't ever let yourself become a trophy wife. 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
1540 Why don’t you tell me?! You bought the tequila shots 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1541 Don't worry you said! It's a real fly you said! 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1542 These nice people swam by and invited me for dinner. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1543 Be honest, does this board make me look fat? 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1544 Is this how Jesus felt? 1.3378 0.07521 74 56 11 7
1545 They also save the fish by using metal straws 1.3378 0.05861 74 50 23 1
1546 If you can't support my career choices then at least admit modeling is a valid occupation. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1547 Well I could have offered you some stability. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1548 Does this make me look fat? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1549 It stinks being the big fish in a small pond 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1550 Whatever you do, don’t sing Take Me to the River 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1551 Actually, you probably should be worried. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1552 Well, you said "play dead"! 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1553 He's a King Mackerel and I'm his third trophy wife. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1554 That was not in the spirit of 'catch and release' 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1555 Swim fast, die young. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1556 I hear his new wife is under the legal limit! 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1557 I'm pretty sure this isn't how "catch and release" is supposed to work. 1.3375 0.07103 80 60 13 7
1558 This is how I get to be part of 1%. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1559 Plankton, not planking! 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1560 I went to the dentist to get my plaque removed, but she didn't have the right tools. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1561 You wanted a trophy wife! 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1562 I still am an apex predator. It gives me the advantage of surprise. 1.3373 0.05757 83 57 24 2
1563 Can you find a swordfish who can get me off of this thing ? 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1564 They made it sound like such a good gig. Then you find out the people who like this kind of stuff are dumber than us fish. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1565 I've been saying it for years and I told Steve at the last meeting, there needs to be universal standards for time-out-of-water that constitutes Catch and Release. You know what he told me? I was too close to the issue. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1566 Yeah, I can talk. I'm a little off-the-wall. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1567 And that’s what you get for being a pain in the bass 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1568 I’m a winner! Why can’t you be happy for me? 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1569 So can you tell my wife I’m going to be hung up for a while? 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1570 Honestly, being a trophy wife is really weighing me down. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1571 I specifically told them to get me on my good side! 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1572 I know it sounds crazy, but I just wanted a stable place to live during the pandemic. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1573 I’’m not just your trophy wife! 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1574 It's not easy being a trophy wife. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1575 Who you calling Big Mouth? 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1576 How's it hanging? 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1577 You always said that You wanted a trophy wife... 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1578 Don't ask. It's a long story. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1579 I've come back to haunt you. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1580 I swear, the human who got me was thiiiis big 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1581 Okay, fine, I'm a leftist. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1582 See? Someone thinks I am special. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1583 What exactly did you expect when you wished for a trophy wife? 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1584 It’s not the board I mind, it’s the dumb song. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1585 Don't fall for the feathered mermaid 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1586 His wife said: "I'm sick and tired of looking at that damned fish, why don't you throw it back?" So he did. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1587 The novelty of being out of water eventually wears off. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1588 One bad fish joke too many, and they literally nail you to the wall! 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1589 Quit whining - try swimming up stream attached to this…my back is killing me. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1590 I can’t believe you fell for the phishing scam 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1591 Apparently they thought this was the more eco friendly option. 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
1592 'Chairman of the board?' Not funny, Ted 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1593 You have 2 eyes and can turn right! Big deal!! 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1594 Okay, I’ll be a trophy husband. Now will you marry me? 1.3370 0.06786 92 70 13 9
1595 I don’t appreciate the trophy wife tag! 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1596 This is what happens, son, when you don't tow the line. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1597 Look here, son. This is your future. 1.3370 0.05416 92 63 27 2
1598 I wish he would have decided to throw me back sooner 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1599 Fine time to tell me Krazy Glue isn't water-soluble! 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1600 Last thing I remember is starting to sing... 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1601 Yeah, I know, I know.... I should've stayed in school. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1602 I've been better, Bob! 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1603 All I sang was "Take me to the river, drop me in the water..." 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1604 Dress for the job you want! I’m dressed for retirement! 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1605 The sign said "Catch and release!" 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1606 You want my advice? Always read the prenup if you're a trophy wife. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1607 What?! I thought it said "boarding school"! 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1608 Don't end up just being a trophy wife like your Mother. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1609 No matter how good it looks, if it's on a hook, just say no. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1610 Would you please not refer to me as your trophy husband? 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1611 Try it, what can go wrong?” she said. And like a fool, I did 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1612 I'm on the Board of Directors. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1613 It completely blocks your view, and it's a struggle just to stay underwater 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1614 He caught a bigger fish. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1615 It's called 'playing possum'. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1616 Stay in school kid, or you’ll end up like me. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1617 So I said to my ex: “I’m more than a trophy wife, I should be on the board.” 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1618 I asked you to order me stationery not stationary! 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1619 I’m NOT angry. I’m bored. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1620 It’s not even cedar. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1621 Ever heard of salmon on a cedar plank, dumb bass? 1.3333 0.07252 84 65 10 9
1622 They freaked out when I started singing, "take me to the river, drop me in the water." 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1623 Don’t let your children grow up to be trophies 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
1624 If only they had chosen my good side... 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
1625 I know we see eye to eye, but you’re clearly not on board with me! 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1626 Haven't you ever heard of a trophy wife? 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1627 When you’re a sucker like me, kid, it’s so easy to get hooked by some bright, shiny object. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1628 Harold when you said I was your trophy wife I was not expecting this 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1629 Why? Their ad said the opening was for a well-schooled, verbal chum seeking a permanent position. 1.3333 0.07244 81 62 11 8
1630 No the plate isn't blue! 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
1631 I don't care, this is still better than singing that river song again. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1632 I saw the worm but not the...what's the word? Hook. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1633 So much for joking about being a trophy Husband 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1634 All I am to you is a trophy-husband. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1635 They decided they have other fish to fry so they sent me back. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1636 'Don't worry,' I told them. 'Be happy,' I said. Now look at me. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1637 I’ll be your trophy wife, if you’ll be my arm candy! 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1638 Believe me,winning isn’t everything, kid. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1639 Definitely passing on the trophy wife. Plenty of other fish in the sea. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1640 I'm stuffed. Can we skip dinner? 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1641 Some men treat me like a prize. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1642 They never get your good side. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1643 My dentist says I’ve got plaque buildup. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1644 Whaddya mean “Will I be home for dinner?” I AM dinner, damn it! 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1645 The only upside is nobody can clap down here. 1.3333 0.06255 72 50 20 2
1646 Say no to the free plaque. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1647 The mounting was NOT consensual. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
1648 I can’t believe I went to Julliard for this! 1.3333 0.06102 75 55 17 3
1649 after they divorced...she threw me out. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1650 I sang that stupid song one too many times. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1651 It was terrifying to go through this but even more insulting when I was thrown away. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1652 Haven't you ever seen a wall-eyed pike before? 1.3333 0.06723 93 71 13 9
1653 Bass. William Bass. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1654 There's a catch to catch-and-release. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1655 Don’t tell me about angler management. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1656 See,I told your mother I was a good catch. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1657 I’m nobodies trophy wife! 1.3333 0.05799 75 51 23 1
1658 Go to the surface they said.... it’ll be fun they said 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1659 If you ever find out you have a lovely baritone voice... keep it to yourself 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1660 I prefer to call it planked… 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1661 I’m not on board with this one 1.3333 0.05674 78 53 24 1
1662 So I sang “take me to the river. Drop me in the water.” And here I am 1.3333 0.06261 87 65 16 6
1663 Being a trophy fish is not all that cracked up to be! 1.3333 0.06888 90 69 12 9
1664 It’s a performance piece. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1665 Must be nice to have a big brother whose mistakes you can learn from. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1666 Can you believe this is the backdrop for the Senior photos this year? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1667 I had to reinvent myself, Joe. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1668 I sang to the Feds. How’d you get here? 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1669 Next time YOU go first 1.3333 0.06102 75 54 18 3
1670 Alright, I think I’m done being an exemplary role model 1.3333 0.05444 84 57 26 1
1671 I told you it's just a temporary job, Lisa 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1672 Weren’t you a singer in the late 90’s? 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1673 No, I don’t want to hear about your weekend 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1674 My dentists said this plaque could lead to finvivitus. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1675 I'm so much more than your trophy husband! 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1676 They could have unmounted me before they threw me back in. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1677 No. I don’t want to talk about it, Gary. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1678 I was a fish out of water once. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1679 The class description said “Learn to plank!” 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
1680 I’m telling you I was framed! 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
1681 And they all said I’d never aMOUNT to anything! 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1682 It happened after I answered a phony Email, something called phishing! 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1683 They could have at least let me pick the song. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1684 I had to pretend I was dead for 6 years before I could make my break. 1.3295 0.06993 88 68 11 9
1685 those singing lessons were a big mistake 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1686 Catch and release was not quite what I thought. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1687 I guess it was technically catch and release. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1688 Do I look board to you ? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1689 I feel safer up here anyways 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
1690 When I said mount me, this wasn’t what I had in mind! 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
1691 I never want to hear that song again. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1692 They're redoing the den. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1693 I said it before and I’ll say it again: I been framed! 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1694 No, I'm not the fish who made it big singing "Don't worry, be happy" 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1695 But you wanted a trophy wife 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1696 Being on the board isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1697 It’s clear you only view me as a trophy husband 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1698 Taxidermy! I asked you to get a taxi for me! 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1699 Oh yeah? Well, look where being the bigest fish in your school got me! 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1700 They don't write Disney movies about MY escape story. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1701 Don't worship fame, kid. It'll get you hooked. 1.3293 0.07166 82 63 11 8
1702 I didn't win anything. I AM the trophy! 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1703 Just wait...I was his first trophy wife and it’s not all that great! 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1704 Going up there was a big mistake 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1705 Nothing much, just channel surfing. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1706 These idiots don’t understand how “catch and release” is supposed to work. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1707 Furthermore, I resent being called stuffy! 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1708 Take it from me, kid. Stay away from worms. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1709 It's my Halloween costume. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1710 I am going places, chum. Remember the name: Big Mouth Billy Bass! 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1711 How do you THINK I feel? 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1712 Who keeps saying I’m not hung? 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1713 Yeah? Let me hear you say that when your butt’s nailed to a board. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1714 get away! You’ll blow my cover. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1715 I don't take requests. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1716 NO! I don't know "take me to the river"!! You're the 25th person to ask me today!! 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1717 TAKE ME TO THE WATER…. DROP ME IN THE RIVER! 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1718 What? You never heard of the Atlantic's got talent? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1719 And it's William, not Billy. 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
1720 Just gimme a quick update. I've got to get back to my wall. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1721 Not what you wanted for Father’s Day? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1722 The other cedar plank option involved herbs, spices, and a grill, so this option was a no-brainer 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1723 No, I will NOT sing it again. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
1724 They can keep their Lifetime Achievement Award. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
1725 I would have called you after our date, Marge, but I got hung up. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1726 Well, you asked for a "Trophy Spouse!" 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1727 I guess, technically it's still catch and release. 1.3288 0.05870 73 50 22 1
1728 Classic bait & switch 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
1729 i’ve been framed carl! 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
1730 You said you wanted a trophy wife. Let's get on with it. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1731 Don't believe the "catch and release" BS. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1732 You need to stop referring to me as your trophy wife, Hank 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1733 To hell with your problems. I'm mounted on a fucking board. 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
1734 Let's just say fame isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1735 Kiddo, take my advice, it’s best to keep your mouth shut! 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1736 Can’t you read the writing on the wall? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1737 When I said I wanted to be a trophy wife, this is not what I had in mind 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1738 I am not a walleye. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1739 “Don’t worry,” they said. “Be happy,” they said 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1740 You should see a dentist with that plaque 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
1741 Immortality comes at a price. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1742 Trust me kid, show business ain't all it's cracked up to be. Stay in school. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1743 ...and when his trophy-wife got jealous, he tossed me back again. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1744 No, I don’t do requests. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1745 For clarity, we should call it “catch and immediately release.” 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1746 I was a famous singer once... 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1747 ...so I tried singing 'the room where it happened' instead, and it was all downhill from there 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1748 You only see me as a trophy wife. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1749 It's a new thing. They call it catch, mount and release. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1750 Bastards didn’t even show my good side 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1751 Fortunately, my left side is my good side. 1.3253 0.05450 83 57 25 1
1752 Listen Carl, I’m not some trophy you can use to make your friends jealous 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1753 I don't appreciate you parading me around like I'm some kind of trophy wife. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1754 Not only delicious but a trophy winner. So I got that going for me. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1755 I stopped singing a long time ago, kid. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1756 The other fin brace had an 85$ copay, alright? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1757 Well, they took me to the river, and here I am. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1758 Climate change. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1759 At least I HAVE a job. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1760 You're lucky you have a terrible singing voice. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1761 For the last time. you don't come in till the chorus. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1762 They told me karaoke would be fun. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1763 This isn't what I had in mind for "the one that got away" award. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1764 No, I wouldn't do it again! It's killed my peripheral vision, just killed it! 1.3250 0.05562 80 55 24 1
1765 Never chase after those feathery, multicolored, shiny things in southern slough! 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1766 They tell me I should feel honored for being employee of the month. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1767 NO! I will NOT sing that stupid song again! 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1768 Do you believe me now? 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1769 Do not judge me, Margot! I swear to Cod! 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1770 Been entertaining since '99, and the toddler comes along and wants me to "swim with the fishies." 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1771 Sure it looked delicious, but WOW the side effects were extreme. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1772 Happy life, trophy wife 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1773 Sorry, I don’t spawn and tell. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1774 Everything was fine till the guy’s new wife moved in. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1775 You’d be bored too! 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1776 Clearly, someone believes I'm 10 inches. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1777 What do you mean, "I look bored?" 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1778 They had me singing “Take Me to the River” on repeat like I was some fresh water fish! 1.3247 0.05680 77 53 23 1
1779 If you love me you'll get me that worm, you said. Are you a real fish or not, you said. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1780 It never happened if we don’t post about it. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1781 Turn out , if you sing "Take me to the river, drop me in the water" often enough, someone actually will do it 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1782 This is not what I meant by a trophy wife. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1783 Yes, I know I'm angry, but it's hard being stuck here all the time. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1784 A trophy wife you are not. 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
1785 This is my costume for the 90s throwback party. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1786 I DO know the words! 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1787 Then she said….”let’s try attaching the antlers to the rabbit instead.” 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1788 You get mounted, you're the man. I do it, and I'm a tramp. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1789 I'm a trophy fish 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1790 Somebody took me literally. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
1791 You got nothing to carp about. I'm stuck floundering around with this plaque. 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
1792 I went to the wrong board meeting. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1793 and they spelled my name bass-ackwards. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1794 You wanted a trophy wife, right? 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1795 So much for the "Early Bird Gets the Worm" being good advice! 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1796 And to makes matters worse,they named me Big Mouth Billy Bass. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1797 „At least, Jesus got a cross?!?“ 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1798 I ate the worm. 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
1799 A little stiff - you? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1800 I’m getting sick and tired of people pushing my button. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1801 This is not what I meant when I said you could mount me 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1802 This is what working from home looks like 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1803 Looks like you‘re off the hook. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1804 Son, stay in school, otherwise you’ll end up stuck to a plaque the rest of your life like your old Man. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1805 Carp-e diem, my friend. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1806 when I said mount me like a man… you know I didn’t mean this 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1807 Yeah, smartass, but I'll never try to eat anything attached to a hook again! 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1808 Ralph calls me his trophy wife! 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1809 You are going to be on someone's dinner plate while I look down from the wall. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1810 I'm tired of being called a trophy wife. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1811 -"If I had stayed in school, none of this would have happened." 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1812 I am the fish of Christmas Future. This is the fate that awaits you if you do not change your ways. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1813 Every morning I wake up with a woodie 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1814 Nailed my audition 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1815 This is what I get for looking for Nemo. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1816 It's just a song... I didn't think they'd ACTUALLY take me to the river, and ACTUALLY put me in the water! 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1817 I don't care if it looks funny, it keeps the sharks off! 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1818 I had no idea this is what you meant by "trophy wife"! 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1819 Now you see why you have to keep your mouth shut. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1820 It's called 'catch, mount and release,' and I hate it. 1.3210 0.06292 81 62 15 4
1821 After 25 years, they threw me back! That's gratitude for you. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1822 Billy Bass is a star", they said. "You can be the next Billy Bass", they said 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1823 Well hello Mr 'there's definitely no hook in that fly.'" 1.3210 0.07418 81 64 8 9
1824 It doesn't feel like an award. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1825 Just what the Hell do you mean, 'Get a life'? 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1826 A plaque lasts longer than a platter. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1827 You could at least say you're surprised to see me back." 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1828 I thought they were giving me an award 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1829 I told you those plastic edibles would cause plaque. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1830 No, I'm not a walleye. Why? 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1831 Larry I swear to god, I will short us both out if you press that button to make me sing “down by the river” again 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1832 So she says 'You're no prize catch yourself!'. Well, I sure showed her! 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1833 You just can’t stand to see me succeed. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1834 I dropped out of the school and chased flashy things. Sure, I made a big splash, but now I’m empty inside. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1835 Catch and release,” they said 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1836 Don't make me sing Don't Worry Be Happy!! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1837 I’d be in your school, too, if I hadn’t gotten nailed on the boards! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1838 No parsley, no lemon wedges, no nothing! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1839 Basstard!” “Maybe you shouldn’t have had such a large mouth. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
1840 No, I don't sing on command 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1841 Learn from example, I used to chase lures too.... 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1842 No, you live in a bubble! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1843 And you said go ahead I’ll let you have the first worm! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1844 I made a deal with the fisherman! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1845 Stop swimming in front of me, you know it triggers the motion sensor 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1846 He threw me back in when his new vegan girlfriend said, “Hanging dead animals on walls is so passé.” 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1847 They told me I would be immortal. 1.3205 0.07411 78 61 9 8
1848 You’re really pushing my buttons 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1849 Talk about efficiency. They shot me in the barrel and then attached me to it. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1850 they framed me son! Believe me! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1851 So this wasn’t what I had in mind when they said ‘trophy spouse’ 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1852 If you swim hard enough, you can be a big fish too. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1853 Go ahead, Bob, you have it, I've gone vegan," you said 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1854 No more dinner parties. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1855 I refused to sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy." 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1856 Just one minute buddy, I'll have you know that I'm board certified. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1857 Goodbye, Reynard. I found someone new who thinks I'm quite the catch 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1858 All in all, you’re just another fish on the wall. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1859 I KNOW winning isn't everything. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1860 Catch and release, sure! But they never mention the part in the middle where they stuff and mount you. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1861 Forget what I said about death and taxidermy. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1862 Now do you believe I’m 8 inches long? 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1863 I didn’t think they would take the song so literally. 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
1864 Thanks a lot for your just play dead idea! 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1865 If I kept my mouth shut I wouldn’t be here today! 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1866 Nice Zoom background 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
1867 It’s actually considered quite an honor. 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
1868 Son, you don’t know what bored really means! 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1869 A bright colorful Underwater Fluffy Object was my last memory! 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1870 I’m not a walleye, you idiot, I’m mounted. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1871 hello from the other side ... 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1872 Yes I had some work done during the pandemic, stop making such a big deal about it 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
1873 Let me tell ya, kid, fame ain't what it's cracked up to be. For one thing I can never turn right. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1874 Why didn’t you tell me we weren’t doing costumes this year? 1.3191 0.05899 94 71 17 6
1875 I bit, that's what happened! 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1876 Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. 1.3188 0.06017 69 48 20 1
1877 This is not my better half. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1878 What do you mean I don’t look like my Tinder photo?! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1879 This may sound off-the-wall, but... 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1880 I know, the song sucks. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1881 This is what I get for listening when you said it's safe to go out to dinner again! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1882 Being on the board isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1883 The board exam was surprisingly easy,but I got hooked trying to get my fishing license. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1884 My trainer recommended planking to tone up before heading upstream. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1885 He literally just sees me as a trophy wife! 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1886 If you must know, I've been put out of business by a 300 pound marlin ! 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1887 When HR mentions onboarding, don't take the bait. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1888 I thought it was just corporate-speak. The boss asked “who’s on board?” and I raised my fin! Next thing I know… 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1889 It’s goth, Mom, you wouldn’t understand. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1890 They couldn't make up their minds about catch and release. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1891 If I have to sing “Take Me to the River” one more time, I am going to lose my mind. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1892 It’s not so bad, I get new batteries every month. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1893 No I won’t sing ‘don’t worry be happy’ so stop asking! 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1894 I'd rather be on someone's wall, than their plate. It's my chance for immortality. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1895 Just go ahead and try the bait he says. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1896 I though he said a board game would be fun,not a board for game he caught! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1897 I had to get away. I was up on a wall next to a bear. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1898 To think I almost ended up as a blue plate special" 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1899 there's no longer a call for singing fish. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1900 The fishing industry framed me! 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1901 After all I’ve done for you why don’t you want to follow in my footsteps 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1902 No no, really. It’s like you’re still alive. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1903 Very Funny. I know! I sing the song "I Will Survive." 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1904 I'm a trophy wife. You have a problem with that? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1905 ...and no, fame is not all it's cracked up to be...sometimes you can be framed! 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1906 I didn't say "get an education". I said "STAY IN SCHOOL"! 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1907 Now I realize you only wanted a trophy wife 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1908 Harold,what do they mean by trophy wife? 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1909 Oh yeah? You sing some silly damn song a hundred times a day. Then you can complain. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1910 Is this what you meant when you said there was an afterlife?! 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1911 I'm so relieved. I was afraid you'd been eaten. 1.3165 0.07328 79 62 9 8
1912 At least you aren't stuck on a wooden plaque singing Christmas songs all year 'round. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1913 Their idea of being mounted is sooo different than mine. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1914 Don't call me a trophy husband! 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1915 I guess a nice picture wasn't enough 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1916 I told you Frank, I'm not singing that song again! 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1917 Don’t get into show business kid 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1918 Being a Trophy wife is one thing but this is ridiculous 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1919 If I told you once I told you a 1,000 times, Don’t take candy from strangers. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1920 Your fate or mine? 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1921 Yes I used to be a famous singer but now I’m trying to just live a normal life... how did you recognise me? 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1922 What, you’ve never seen someone plastered before? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1923 When you said trophy wife this is not what I had in mind! 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1924 Don't eat the pretty feathered flies...it's a trap! 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1925 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be mounted. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1926 He was quick on the catch, but slow on the release. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1927 I was board. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1928 If it looks to good to be a fly, it is. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1929 You have an amazing singing voice, you said! 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1930 No, YOU'RE off the wall! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1931 Stop calling me a "trophy wife." 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1932 For your information, it’s called skateboarding. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1933 Take my advice son, shiny dangling things might be tempting, but they aren't always tasty. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1934 You’re not one of those anti-taxidermers, are you?! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1935 Well, at least you can't get caught now 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1936 I died for your sins. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1937 And that wasn't the worst of it. The guy next to me wouldn't stop singing. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1938 I am the ghost of codfish past. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1939 The surgeon assured me I would look years younger. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1940 The afterlife is full of surprises. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1941 So you’re saying you won’t... take me to the river..? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1942 Getting mounted is the worst position! 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1943 This isn’t the plaque treatment I had in mind 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1944 He did not understand that "drop me in the water" was just a lyric! 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1945 Wait, you’re telling me this is NOT what you meant by wanting a trophy wife?! 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1946 It is known as "catch, mount and release!" 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1947 No, I won't sing the song! 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1948 No, I don't want to go out for brunch. I'm already stuffed 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1949 Since when are you too old to dress up for Halloween Geoffrey?! 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1950 If one more person asks if I'm on board! 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1951 Yes of COURSE that’s how wall-eye got it’s name! 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1952 That's not even the half of it—they call us "big mouth" 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1953 Being Student of the Month sucks! 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1954 When they tell you not to worry and be happy, swim away as fast as you can! 1.3151 0.05812 73 51 21 1
1955 I'm tired of being treated like a trophy wife. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1956 It’s called catch, mount and release. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1957 This whole lake is stocked with trophies. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1958 ...And that’s when the school turned on me and initiated the crucifishion. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
1959 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a trophy wife. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1960 It started very innocently with Karaoke, and before I knew it I was hooked. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1961 Don't ever let them ask you if you wanna 'sleep with the fishes?' " 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1962 I'm planning for retirement. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1963 I am a planked trout. It’s much like the Nobel prize. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1964 Thought I had it made when I got that stint on the Sopranos,now look at me 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1965 Not exactly what I had in mind when I sang ‘Take me to the river’ 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1966 I hate being your trophy wife. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1967 Stay in school, son. Don't end up like me! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1968 Ask me to sing one more song, I dare you. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1969 For the last time, I’m NOT anyone’s trophy wife! 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1970 Even if I am a gag gift, at least I will be able to live out of water. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1971 yeah, OK, but can you sing 'Take Me to the River?' 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1972 Have you by any chance heard of something the humans call Postmodernism? 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1973 I’m ready to unhinge. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1974 It’s better than ending up on a dinner plate at Red Lobster ! 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1975 I can't believe I fell for that phishing email! 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1976 Catch and release, what's that? 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1977 This is what I get for singing, "Take me to the River." 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1978 I’m an artist and a performer. I don’t just sing at the touch of a button, damn it! 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
1979 The mounting isn't even the worst part. They make me sing. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1980 When he asked if I'd like to be mounted, I thought it was about foreplay. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1981 Dammit Tom, I'm more than just a trophy wife! 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1982 Don't complain, being lonely isn't the worse thing in the world! 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1983 What? You’re not getting ready for climate change? 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1984 Permanent position, my bass! 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1985 Do not drop out of school! 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1986 I'm more than just a trophy wife, you know! 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1987 I don't really care if you're "on board with it" or not! 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1988 Of course I don't think of you as a trophy wife. 1.3125 0.05817 112 88 14 10
1989 I’m making a statement. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1990 You told me, 'The early bird gets the worm." Not true. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1991 Yes,do worry! Don’t be happy! 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1992 Where does she get off telling me I'm just a trophy wife? 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1993 Hurry! Get the Sturgeon General. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1994 I told you if you didn't brush you'd get plaque! 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1995 When it happens to you, make sure they mount you on a chestnut plaque; it will bring out the color of your scales. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1996 Yes, as a matter of fact, planking is still a thing. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1997 You press the button and I sing the song. That’s as far as this relationship goes 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1998 This was not my idea of a portrait 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1999 Don't you dare try to mount me! Been there, done that! 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2000 I'm not gonna "do the thing"! 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2001 Am I suitable for you now that I have a stable background? 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2002 This is the costume I'm wearing, Mom. I don't care what you think! It's SUPPOSED to be edgy! 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
2003 Take singing lessons, Billy! It'll be good for your career!" That's the last time I listen to you 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2004 What do you think a guy is doing underwater with a hammer and nails? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2005 Don't objectify me, John. I have feelings too 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2006 They nailed me up and three days later I return to you. I told you my dad's the big man. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2007 I’m done waiting for some man to make me his trophy. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2008 Some big award. I can't even get a decent script to read. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2009 And it’s not even my best side 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2010 You don’t know me and you didn’t see me, understand? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2011 You have no idea of the mounting issues above us all 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2012 I am worried, and I’m not happy 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2013 What do you mean wood paneling is out? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2014 Catch and release” isn’t what I thought it wa 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
2015 Next time,you take the first bite 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2016 They will put me on the wall, not the menu 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2017 I’d say more but I’m limited to two songs 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
2018 Back in my day we had to swim upstream, both ways, and we liked it! 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
2019 Hang in there,” really? 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
2020 Apparently getting “boarded” isn’t the same for dogs! 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2021 You wanted a trophy wife and you got one! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2022 They always say they're in it for the sport! 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2023 Go get presentable! 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2024 No, I'm not a member of the Board. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2025 When they said I'd won a plaque, they didn't mention the details. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2026 Tell my wife I won't make it home tonight. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2027 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2028 Avoid the Worms ! 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2029 My escape plan was perfect, except for one thing... 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2030 Yeah, well you should see the guy on the other end of the fishing line. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2031 Fame, it sounds great until you have it. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2032 Because I forgot the safe word, that's why. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2033 Is this what you meant by onboarding? . 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2034 And by 2100 there will be more Billy Big Mouth Bass in the ocean than real fish 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2035 Quick! Someone warn the early birds... the worm may not be worth it! 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2036 That's the last time you choose the vacation 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2037 That jerk largemouth bass told me he wanted me to be his “trophy wife.” 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2038 There’s no denying it now, I’m a trophy wife. 1.3103 0.06802 87 68 11 8
2039 So I signed up for this woodworking class... 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
2040 At least I’m part of something, Dave! What have you ever done? 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
2041 The afterlife is not that great. You just hang on a wall until you're replaced by a bowling trophy. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2042 The worst part? They keep calling me Filet-O-Fish. 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
2043 I heard those horror stories about trophy fish but never thought I'd take the bait. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
2044 Act natural, they’re trying to think of a caption for us 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
2045 And THEN, they have the audacity to make me sing “Don’t worry, be happy!” 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2046 Looks like you've had some work done. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
2047 Looks like the end of the line was the end of the line for me. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2048 I wish to hell I'd never heard of Izaak Walton, I can tell you that. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2049 You think I'm your trophy wife? 1.3099 0.05880 71 50 20 1
2050 Let me tell you, being a trophy wife is no picnic 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2051 This is what happens when you are the best in the school. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2052 The worst part is I can't get an even tan anymore. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2053 I don't even get residuals anymore! 1.3099 0.05880 71 50 20 1
2054 I told you in school that I did NOT want to be your trophy wife! 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2055 Read the plaque. They're callin' me a big mouth! 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2056 Works great as a surf board. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2057 I was supposed to be planked shad, but then they remembered the catch and return rule. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2058 I understand...fish for a compliment..Rite? 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2059 I couldn’t listen to that song anymore. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2060 Not what I meant when I said I felt like sushi. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2061 I said take me to the river but all they heard was drop me in the water! 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2062 Looking for a trophy wife? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2063 No, I didn't get to pick the name. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2064 So after 1,000 verses of ‘Take me to the river’, here I am... What’s your story? 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
2065 I'm Baaaack! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2066 Don’ t be so koi, and please stop carping. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
2067 He insisted on Catch and Release.” 1.3095 0.05350 84 61 21 2
2068 So the endorsement deal went a little sour, big deal. I regret nothing! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2069 No, I won’t sing, We Will Rock You by Queen! 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2070 At least I avoid the frying pan. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
2071 I got tired of singing “Take Me to the River.” 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
2072 I was framed,I tell you. FRAMED! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
2073 At least I'm not somebody's dinner. 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
2074 Well, you're not exactly a prize either. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2075 You'll never get your name on a board with that attitude! 1.3088 0.06021 68 48 19 1
2076 Yeah, it was bad. You should have seen the rest of his decor. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2077 Who says size doesn't matter? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2078 No, I won't sing "Take Me to the River." How about something from "Hamilton?" 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2079 Don't push the button ever again, Phil. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2080 It may not be Carnegie Hall, but it pays the rent, ok? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2081 Who knew there’s no catch and release during Covid? 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2082 When you said trophy wife, this was not the first thing that came to mind 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2083 I got hooked so easily! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2084 I “fell off a truck”, now I’m “swimming with the fishes ...” 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2085 fuck you looken at 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2086 At least my life has a-mounted to something! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
2087 You don't know how humiliating it was. They named me Big Mouth Billy Bass and made me sing all the time 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2088 No! I don't know "Mack the Knife"! 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
2089 I don’t know why you’re so surprised. You always said I was a slow learner. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2090 I’m just gonna hang out here for a while. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
2091 I’m not a jukebox, Ted. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
2092 Act 1, Scene 5: Enter Hamfish and Ghostfish 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2093 Hey Mac, don't let the HOA convince you to run for the board. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
2094 I told you I didn’t like board games. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2095 See. You didn’t believe me. I told you if you don’t brush plaque will get you. 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
2096 ...and then I was completely blindsided by a hook! 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
2097 Stay in school, and you won’t end up like me. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
2098 I guess they didn't like my singing 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2099 I'm a top specimen, recognized on five continents, with multiple awards. You won't find another fish in the sea like me! 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2100 He never saw me as more than just a trophy. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
2101 Never get blackout drunk, Charlene. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
2102 The mounting pressure was just too much for me. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2103 I had a few too many one night and woke up like this. Been dry ever since. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2104 Talking to you has me board stiff! 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2105 I told him I hated selfie’s 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2106 I just don’t feel like I’m going anywhere these days. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2107 I told them I’m a bass and they thought I meant I could sing! 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2108 I'm not your trophy wife anymore, Carl! 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
2109 You said you wanted a trophy boyfriend. Well, now you have one. 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
2110 Listen to your Uncle Fred: Never play dead near the surface! 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
2111 Worst $20 I ever spent. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2112 'Don't be such a wimp,' you said. 'Show me some balls,' you said. 1.3068 0.06334 88 69 12 7
2113 Better a trophy than sautéd. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
2114 Son, stay away from those shiny wiggly flies. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
2115 Do you want to know what that guy did to all the other fish he caught that day? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2116 It's no fun being a trophy wife! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2117 No, I won't sing 'Baby Shark' for you! 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2118 Well I hope you are finally satisfied that I've made a name for myself! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2119 I admit it. I went overboard. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2120 Yes, it was hilarious at the time, but I was drunk on Aquavite! 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2121 Ask me to sing and I’ll scale you alive, buddy 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2122 So not worth it. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2123 I’m never going back to that restaurant... 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2124 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2125 Where’s the off switch? 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2126 "Take a bite,' you said, 'What's the worst that could happen?' 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2127 Long story. But I made it home!! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2128 I just got tired of hanging out in the office. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2129 Trophy wife! I resent that. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
2130 Oh, yeah? Well, maybe I don't want to be viewed as a trophy wife! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2131 Sure ‘carpe diem’ you said… 1.3059 0.06905 85 67 10 8
2132 They said, “Stay in school.” And look how far it’s gotten me. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
2133 See?! No such thing as a free lunch... 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2134 And let me tell you, it was not at all what I was expecting when we talked about hooking up and getting mounted. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2135 You should see what they did to Billy! 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2136 I'm the one who got away 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2137 I’m from “Back to the Ocean” environmental program 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2138 Oh, and don't worry, be happy 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2139 I said, “take me to river!” Not the d@!n ocean! 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2140 I’m telling you, kid, in this day and age, you gotta prepare for your retirement. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
2141 Being a trophy wife has it draw backs. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2142 This wouldn't have happened if you didn't always call me your trophy wife! 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2143 I'm telling you, just ignore the shiny spinning objects. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2144 At this rate, You're never gonna be on a wall" 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2145 So the big sport bragged: "I always throw 'em back in." 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2146 Don't bother evolving 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2147 What that school of yours doesn’t teach you is if you want others to see you as a prize-winning catch, you’ve got to dress the part. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2148 Yea right YOU have a plaque problem... 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2149 I’m telling you, it looked like a worm! 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2150 His 'catch and release' needs work. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2151 I got caught! 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2152 It's bad enough I'm mounted, they also expect me to sing. 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
2153 I'm famous, that's why. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
2154 You were right, show business isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2155 There's no such thing as a free lunch. Stay in school! 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
2156 You say “trophy wife” like it’s a bad thing! 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2157 You'd be here if you were bigger! 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2158 My bad. I just assumed we all knew what "baby, mount me, baby" meant. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2159 My pop told me “eat no worms.” But I was too smart to listen. Take a lesson? 1.3043 0.05950 69 49 19 1
2160 Oh yeah? Well how does YOUR camouflage work above ground, huh? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2161 The dentist said he’d work on my plaque, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2162 For some reason, I thought "trophy husband" meant something different. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2163 If it looks too good to be true…… 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2164 If I ever sing "Take Me to the River" again, it will be too soon. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
2165 One day, son, all this won’t be yours. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2166 I'm sick and tired of being your trophy wife! 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
2167 yeah....it all started with me wanting a trophy wife... 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2168 I gotta tell you that being a Trophy wife isn’t all it’s cracked up to be 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2169 For some reason they only kept me for three days. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2170 I know how you feel. I really miss school too. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2171 No offense,Pal,but you are really off the wall. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2172 He was a belated convert to catch and release. 1.3038 0.05797 79 59 17 3
2173 It’s Phase 2 of a clinical trial: Catch, Mount, Release. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2174 It's a great disguise until someone checks for your batteries! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2175 Try the worm, you said It's tasty and wholesome, you said... 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
2176 It's been a year of self-discovery. I've found I enjoy being a distant, mysterious figurehead. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2177 I do not have a big mouth! 1.3034 0.05851 89 68 16 5
2178 What are you complaining about? I am stuck to this board! 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2179 You think YOU’RE bored?! 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2180 Why does everyone always think I want to go to karaoke? 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2181 I WAS the one that got away. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2182 Sure it’s embarrassing, but that’s not the half of it. I can only swim in circles! 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2183 But I thought I was the trophy wife you’ve been looking for. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2184 So, you're the ' One That Got Away'!? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2185 dress for the job you want, not the one you have 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2186 No, it's NOT a Zoom background! 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2187 Water you looking at? 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2188 Catch, mount and release. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2189 Yeah but how many songs can you sing? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2190 With all that nasty water pollution – it was a no-brainer. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2191 If you stay in school, you should be able to avoid this! 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2192 Guess what? We're not at the top of the food chain. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2193 Yeah, genius. It does make it harder to swim. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2194 I'm not some sort of trophy wife, you know! 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2195 I’ll do whatever it takes to ditch the school. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
2196 Yeah, yeah, you are not the first person to tell me I'm off the wall. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2197 It started with Botox. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
2198 I said I wanted to be a FLY on the wall. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2199 No, I am not Billy Bass. I will not give you an autograph. Please don't ask me to sing that song again! 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2200 And as if the plaque wasn’t already bad enough, try singing “Don’t Worry Be Happy” about thirty times a day. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2201 So, really, how was I to know it was a Pheasant Tail Nymph? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
2202 But by far the worst part of this whole sordid affair— I cannot for the life of me get that stupid song out of my head. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
2203 I did the Catfish Challenge on TikTok. Don’t ask. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2204 And you call this charcuterie? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2205 Don’t look at me like I’m your trophy husband! 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
2206 Okay okay, maybe I misunderstood it when they asked if I'd like to go on the board. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2207 Don't let them catch you out of school. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2208 No! I’m not singing that damn song again! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2209 Well, What I CAN say is that I mounted a good defense!" 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
2210 It was my bad diet, doc said the plaque just builds up over time. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2211 It's what happens when you're no longer allowed to attend school. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2212 Be careful what you eat, you could get hooked ! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2213 I'm better hung than you are! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2214 I can't see the traffic coming from my right, other than that... 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2215 The truth is, I’m not really much of an Al Green fan. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2216 Do as I say, not as I sing! 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
2217 Personally, I prefer the longboard, but this is what I’m stuck with. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2218 My agent insists it's the 'look' my fans want. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2219 So, anyway, I thought the dentist said PLAQUE... 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2220 The underwater community reckons with "Framing Big Mouth Billy Bass". 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2221 When they said they needed diversity in the board, I had a different idea... 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2222 they don’t give these to just anyone you know! 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2223 ‘No, you get stuffed.’ 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2224 I said only when I was dead! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2225 I could be your trophy husband 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2226 My biggest worry right now is how much more juice this battery has le- 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
2227 why haven't we unleashed predator drones on Trump voters yet? 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
2228 What's wrong? I can't get this stupid song outta my head! 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
2229 Apparently the taxidermist’s wife decided it was time to redecorate. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2230 We have different definitions of 'kinky,' Ted. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2231 . Singing, "Take me to the river. Drop me in the water." was supposed to be a joke. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2232 I couldn't eat another bite. I'm stuffed. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2233 In show business, sometimes you just hit a wall. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2234 Trust me kid there is no such thing as a free lunch 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2235 Yeah, I’m a little stiff. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2236 Apparently I WASN'T a keeper. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2237 Of course I wasn't born this way, you stupid fry! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2238 Don’t you dare ask me to sing that song again. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2239 Hundreds of millions in sales singing Take Me To The River and they dump me in the ocean. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2240 All these years you haven't realized what a great catch I am. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2241 Gerald always wanted a trophy wife. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
2242 I wish your school chums would stop calling me a trophy wife. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
2243 Yeah, it's my oval to bear . 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2244 Apparently, I’ve been hoisted by my own placard. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2245 No sharks and, besides, I'm immortal. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2246 I didn’t see it coming. He ditched me for a hot new trophy wife! 1.3000 0.07204 80 64 8 8
2247 Whatever you do, kid, don't go into show biz. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2248 I’m your great-great-grandfather, you know!” 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2249 You're really trying to push my button? 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2250 I don't take requests. It's 'Take Me to the River' or nothing. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2251 This is luxury. I was on a dartboard. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2252 Yeah, I suppose it's like a battle scar. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2253 No you cannot mount me again! 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
2254 Till death do us part...happy,now? 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2255 You can’t get beyond thinking of me as your ‘trophy wife,’ can you!? 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2256 We run this school like a business. And I'm on the board. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2257 Catch and release, hell—I just sang ‘Take Me to the River’ one too many times. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
2258 Stop staring, Eugene. My therapist said I needed a solid foundation and I take it seriously. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2259 Well, you finally drove me up the wall 1.3000 0.05454 80 57 22 1
2260 Not what I had in mind when you asked if I wanted mounting. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2261 Well - are you happy!? Now you've got your trophy wife! 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
2262 Bro, you have no idea what I’ve been through. Don’t judge. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2263 You heard it right. It's a single-passenger submarine. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2264 Brush your teeth twice daily to avoid dangerous plaque! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2265 Oughta be a time limit on catch and release. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
2266 Look, only so many of us can be display pieces! 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2267 I told you to stay in school. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2268 I told you I didn't want to be a trophy wife! 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2269 you the guy looking for the trophy wife? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2270 They changed their minds about me being a keeper a bit late. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2271 One lousy bite, and I’m a poster fish for Pisces stupidity. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2272 Can you believe they spelled my name wrong? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2273 While cedar planked salmon are always farmed, I'm recognized. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2274 At least I won't end up sliced and diced on a platter. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
2275 They were out of mahogany, so I took the oak, 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2276 Yeah? Well there are plenty of fish in the bar. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2277 It's called a "safe space" for $2.99 at FishMart and protects you from harsh environmental dangers and undo criticism. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2278 Save Yourself! Befriend only vegans 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2279 If they ask you to sing and promise you food, DON’T DO IT. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2280 I’m actually not lovin’ it 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2281 It was like he was putting me on display. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2282 You're no trophy yourself! 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2283 I thought you wanted a trophy wife. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2284 I’m so friggin’ board. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2285 Look, I was a big fish in a small pond, ok? 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2286 I Was Warned Not to Send You Off to That Fancy Boarding School. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2287 Must be nice being amphibulatory. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2288 I had to hold my breath for a long time. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2289 It’s the newest trend in non-surgical beauty procedures! 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
2290 I’m sorry but I’m only performing songs from my new album. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2291 I thought we might spawn, but I see you’re already mounted. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2292 What do you mean, one-sided view?! 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2293 It’s a paid modeling gig don’t judge. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2294 Daddy sang bass. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2295 The early bird gets the worm, but the early fish gets the hook. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2296 Before climate change I was over the mantelpiece. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
2297 I am more than just a trophy! 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2298 This is not what I meant when I said I want to be where the people are. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2299 It was supposed to be catch and release, but there was a catch... 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2300 I am so sick and tired of singing " Don't worry, Be happy". 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2301 You will be visited by three fillet's. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2302 No, I'm not going to sing for you. 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
2303 Being a living legend is very inhibiting. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2304 No, flossing would not have prevented this! 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
2305 No, salt water does NOT dissolve liquid nails. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2306 At least you are seing my good side! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2307 I'm on display and you aren't. Get used to it. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2308 Before Catch and Release, it was Catch, Display and Release. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2309 Well, the genie stopped laughing when I dropped his stupid lamp into the Mariana trench. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2310 There are other fish in the sea but I'm ageless. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2311 ...not only that I'm a tenor now. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2312 I'm tired of being treated like a trophy. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2313 I am the future you and I am warning you: Do not eat that lure! 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2314 I never thought that getting elected to the Hall of Fame would have been so painful 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
2315 The flaws of "catch, taxidermy, and release" were quickly becoming obvious. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2316 I think you’re what they call, a Trophy Wife. 1.2973 0.05350 74 52 22 0
2317 My parents blew my swimming classes fund on education 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2318 You forget the words just once and they throw you back. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
2319 Yeah, well if you're caught, they'll EAT you. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2320 Yes, dammit. Plaque builds up if you don’t brush your teeth. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2321 I don’t know why you can’t see I’m so much more than a trophy fish 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2322 And Carl still didn't understand how bad it was for his karma, to have taken her as a trophy wife. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2323 I guess he got board. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2324 Yeah but at least no one served you with fries. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2325 You won’t remember this after blinking but never aim to be the Catch of the Day 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2326 Pick your hook ups carefully. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2327 Divorce papers have been sent, I'm my own trophy now. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2328 🎶 Take me to the river, drop me in the water 🎶 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2329 Whatever you do, don't grow up. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2330 All I wanted to do was sing! 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2331 If they ever tell you you’re board certified, swim away. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2332 Want to be trophy's trophy wife? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2333 ‘Keep your eye on the prize’ they said 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2334 No, actually I'm a tenor! 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2335 If I swim around like I am on display there is a good reason for it! 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
2336 the trick is to play dead and wait for an opportunity 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2337 I'm can't believe they actually took me to the river. It's just a song. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2338 For me it was give up a little freedom for the security 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2339 No, it’s not as good as ‘catch and release’, but it’s far better than ‘catch and fry’.” 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2340 You dress for the job you want. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2341 Please. Spokesman William Bass is my father's name. Call me Big Mouth Billy. 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
2342 Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask ... 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2343 For the last time, I'm don't take requests! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2344 Take Me To The River" is only the half of it! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2345 I didn't even get to sing! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2346 What, you've never seen a surfboard? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2347 Your big mouth is always getting you in trouble. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2348 Stay in "school" or you could wind up like me. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2349 My fin itches. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2350 Sure, I'm less mobile than I used to be, but it's done wonders for my posture. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2351 At least I'm shark proof. 1.2958 0.05812 71 53 16 2
2352 Yeah , I'm going rogue. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2353 This is what graduate school will get you. 1.2958 0.06149 71 55 13 3
2354 This formaldehyde is worse than Botox! 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2355 Take it from me: You can't tell a hook by its cover. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2356 The point is I still nailed the dismount. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2357 Brush your teeth or you’ll end up with plaque. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2358 Seems fitting I’d wind up back in this dump. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2359 I escaped through the sewer, so yeah, I'm pretty pissed! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2360 The acoustics here are terrible. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2361 I was thrown back in. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2362 Don't ask. Be happy. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
2363 Well, you know what they say - nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxidermy 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2364 And then they called me a trophy wife. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2365 I'm sorry,sweetheart,but I should have kept my mouth shut. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2366 It was that job posting on Craigslist. 1.2949 0.05802 78 60 15 3
2367 It’s a small, helpless fish”, you said. “Easy pickings”, you said 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2368 What makes you think I want a trophy wife? 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2369 What, never seen a talking fish before? 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2370 It's superglue ! I don't know how to get it off! 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2371 It's hell being a trophy wife. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2372 My doctor says it’s plaque. 1.2949 0.07093 78 62 9 7
2373 You wanted a trophy wife, now live with it! 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2374 what...or is this not what you meant by 'just take the first job that comes along'... 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2375 I bit his finger so he came here and threw me back. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2376 And the worst part of the whole ordeal is my name isn't even Billy. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2377 My story? I was a first place trophy, I had it all, fame and fortune. But then I got to cocky and they threw me back. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2378 Who you calling ‘Big Mouth,’ Billy? 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2379 Help me I can't swim 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2380 ‘Do you know how heavy this thing is?’ 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2381 I knew something was fishy when I found your super glue on this board 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2382 If this is his idea of catch and release,I feel bad for his trophy wife. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2383 Yeah, my husband always wanted a trophy wife! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2384 Hi, my name’s Billy Bass-got downsized for singing Take Me To The River one time too many! What’s your story? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2385 Get your own yoga mat! 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2386 You wanted a trophy wife. You GOT a trophy wife. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2387 After singing, "Take Me to the River", for the billionth time, they took me up on it. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2388 If it's too easy, don't bite it! 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2389 Take it from me kid, stay in your school. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2390 I’m innocent, I tell ya! I got framed! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2391 They decided size matters and overboard I went. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2392 Go to Florida," you said. "It'll be fun," you said 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2393 Learned to speak and sing for you and now you don’t like this new side of me? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2394 ...and they have me singing, "Don't worry, be happy"!!! 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2395 I thought it sounded like fun when she said, “Let’s get hammered!” 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2396 Mark my words son: there is no such thing as a free lunch. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2397 Sheila said to find something provocative for this year’s Art Ball. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2398 Stay away from the worms, just one bite, and you’re hooked 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2399 They finally took me to the river. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2400 No. I won't be your trophy wife! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2401 I’m warning you, don’t cut school! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2402 I don't get it. I said I like 'all art,' not 'wall art.' 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2403 You can blame my agent. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2404 Yeah I don’t know how this wooden plaque is floating upright in the water either but I sure miss seeing out of my right eye. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2405 Well, didn’t work as I planned. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2406 This way only my good side shows 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2407 On boarding! 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2408 I am not a trophy wife! 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2409 Long story short, I’m really good at playing dead. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2410 I'm transitioning. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2411 I'm tired of being a trophy husband. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2412 If not for my big mouth, I'd be just like the rest of ya. 1.2927 0.06829 82 65 10 7
2413 I wouldn’t be caught dead on pine wood- this is cherry. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2414 Well I wouldn’t exactly call this catch and release, Dave! 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2415 The worst part of the whole thing is that this is not even my good side. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2416 When they made me Chairman of the Board, I envisioned something totally different. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2417 Being a trophy wife isn't as much fun as I thought. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2418 Just to let you know, this is what a pardon looks like. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2419 Catch and release" is supposed to happen faster than this. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2420 I won the karaoke contest. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2421 When I mention I've got a plaque problem everybody says just brush 3 times a day. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2422 I can’t sing. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2423 Charley You know you only can become an award winner If you Caught 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2424 My biggest regret is not staying in school. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2425 I prefer to be called William Bass. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2426 When my dentist recognized me with a plaque award I had no idea. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2427 This is all your fault. You never should have told them I could sing. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2428 You said worms would lower my cholesterol 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2429 I'm on break! 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2430 Whatever makes you think I'd make a great trophy wife?!! 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2431 And that’s how I got on Deadliest Catch 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2432 I wanted to be on the school board! 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2433 When I was your age I had to swim to school upstream BOTH WAYS, and carry my own plaque. You kids have it so easy 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2434 I don't care if you don't believe me!! I was abducted by aliens and they shoved a button up my ass that makes me sing! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2435 And then you said, "oh, no. You can have the first bite of the worm." 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2436 No, I was not a trophy wife! 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2437 What do you mean--why am I angry?? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2438 Working on my posture. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2439 There are 2 schools of thought about what happened.... 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2440 At least they like when I sing 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2441 And then they said, we can help you live forever! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2442 It's called fashion, Steve! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2443 I told you! I’m an amazing catch! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2444 It was either this or go to the food plate. What did you want me to do? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2445 It's not a laughing matter. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2446 All I said was I was getting a little bored. 1.2911 0.05144 79 56 23 0
2447 That’s weird. We both have eight little fish behind us. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2448 Do you know a good PT? I'm feeling kind of stiff. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2449 No, I don't do "Take Me to the River." 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2450 When the other top fish in the school offered me a position on the board this is not what I thought they had in mind. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2451 It's not easy being mother's favourite! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2452 Hey, who you callin’ a Big Mouth?!? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2453 Over and over and over, the song keeps playing in my head. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2454 I’m the chairman of the board, and don’t you forget it 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2455 No John, I don’t want to sing 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2456 I don’t know doc, sometimes I just feel so stuck in this life. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2457 That's the last time I take career advice from you! 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2458 The ghost of Christmas yet to come … and all that 1.2903 0.07411 62 51 6 5
2459 Next time you play Tug of War !!! 1.2903 0.05812 62 44 18 0
2460 And to top it off, this is not my good profile! 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2461 It was either this or fish sticks! 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2462 I thought you said it was good to be mounted. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2463 No, I am not a trophy wife. Why do you ask? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2464 He caught a fish that was thaattt big to replace me on the mantle." 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2465 I hate formalwear. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2466 I thought I was going to a tax specialist. Turns out he was a taxidermist. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2467 They said that I didn't spark joy. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2468 So much for being a trophy wife. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2469 Help! Fish overboard! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2470 All I know is that I never want to hear Al Green again. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2471 They don’t bother you if you’re mounted. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
2472 You have to make some sacrifices to become a trophy fish. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2473 Take me to the river? Drop me in the water?” It was supposed to be funny… I didn’t think they’d actually DO it! 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2474 Look on the bright side? I only have one side and it’s pissed. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2475 Look where my big mouth got me 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2476 It's called growing up, Larry. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2477 Tell me I’m off the wall again, Richard. I dare you. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2478 It’s called the jitterbug 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2479 Well, I did repeatedly ask to take me to the river and drop me in the water. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2480 I just got up and left, I ain't no performing sea monkey! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2481 The singing audition did not turn out like I thought it would! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2482 Thank goodness we can finally go back to school. I'm board. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2483 Yeah, I'm trophy size. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2484 Fine timing for the goofus to realize he was over his limit. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2485 'Cause I have a bad back, and no, I won't sing to you! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2486 Then she said "Let's get mounted..." 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2487 I feel like a fish out of water down here. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2488 You’re neither. You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
2489 They told me it was a temporary procedure 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2490 When they said 'come on board," I thought they meant cocktails. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2491 I was warned about becoming your your “trophy wife” 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2492 The Hookers Got Me 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2493 Get back to school kid. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2494 They made me into an NFT. Where's my cut? 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
2495 Catch and Release: Lies, Spies, and a Conspiracy to Protect Predators 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2496 Even in a crisis, all I get from you is blank stares? 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2497 Maybe now you’ll listen to me. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2498 I said to take me to the river, not to leave me here! 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2499 Should of paid back my loan on time! 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2500 Oh great, me and my big mouth! 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2501 Don't ever hook up with a guy who wants a trophy wife. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2502 I'll tell you what, you do NOT want to be part of that world. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2503 Take Me to the River my ass. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2504 Yes I took the bait! I was starving! 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2505 Assisted living ain't what it used to be. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2506 Relax! The whole stream is catch and release. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2507 I like the new look. Who's your taxidermist? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2508 Where can a fish get a crowbar down here? 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2509 Sometimes I wish he hadn’t thrown me back 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2510 Stop carping on I should have gone to school. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2511 I bring word from the surface. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2512 It’s better than wearing a mask 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2513 Bob, do you think they captured my good side? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2514 Come up to the surface, we’ll get together, have a few laughs… 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2515 Bug off. I didn't choose the song, ok? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2516 He said he would treat me like a trophy wife-what a jerk I was! 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
2517 Yes but it's really good for my back. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2518 I would have preferred a gold watch. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2519 Yes! But can you sing? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2520 It's MR. Big Mouth Billy Bass to you! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2521 You can eat your heart out, I've been mounted, it's official. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2522 Try calling me your trophy wife one more time… 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2523 Now let him try to reel me in on a one-pound-test line. 1.2877 0.05680 73 55 16 2
2524 Let me float this by you 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2525 Some idiot thought it would be funny to counter Billy Bass with Wally Walleye, and here I am! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2526 I know I know ...I shouldn't have had that snack !!! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2527 With the price of wood these days I've doubled my investment. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2528 I just created my tripadvisor profile 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2529 I just don’t understand. I floss daily and I still have an excessive buildup of plaque. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2530 Get real? Sez who? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2531 It was a cushy gig till I forgot the words 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2532 If someone mentions being mounted, don't think of sex 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2533 So now you're telling me I'm too stuck up to be your trophy husband?! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2534 No,cedar is what they cook you on,this is mahogany. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2535 The dentist just said it was plaque build-up. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2536 So they took me to the river and dropped me in the water-- now will you get my nail-puller and get me off this thing? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2537 Stay off the Internet, kid. Those click-bait sites are killers. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2538 About that little song I wrote 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2539 Time to get off the wall Billy 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2540 It's a decent job but the song feels a bit demeaning. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2541 No George. It was NOT as easy as it looked. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2542 I've got this song stuck in my head and the worst part is that I didn't even get to choose that song. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2543 I wanted to be thrown back but not mounted. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2544 Don't press my buttons. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2545 Yes. I am King Salmon's new Trophy Wife. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2546 Taxidermy school was NOT the school I thought it was going to be.. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2547 Am I a trophy to you? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2548 Never mind what happened to me, just stay in school. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2549 I wasn't a keeper. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2550 So he sez "William, would you rather sing or be supper?" 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2551 I sang "Take me to the River" so they threw me overboard. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2552 It's a fashion accessory 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2553 Fortunately it was an amateur taxidermist. Unfortunately it's a pain to school with this pull to the right. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2554 Oh. Like you weren't looking at that worm just as much as I was! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2555 And then his wife says, "throw it back". 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2556 It's great for my spine. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2557 As you can see, the wife wasn’t too happy getting a mechanical talking fish for her birthday. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2558 My final words son, play alto, not bass. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2559 I was framed, so now I’m gonna sing 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2560 Why am I the only one who celebrates Halloween? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2561 Not what you had in mind when you said you wanted a trophy spouse? 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2562 Am I just a trophy wife to you, Dale? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2563 His wife hated me hanging in her living room and threw me back in. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2564 So you wanted a trophy spouse!! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2565 What? You’ve never heard of a trophy husband? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2566 Run, run as fast as you can. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2567 Please do not enter my bubble 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2568 I'm the Ghost of Fishing Future. 1.2857 0.07977 63 51 6 6
2569 I thought I was signing up for a paddle board lesson. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2570 Catch and release is not as simple as it sounds 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2571 My dentist is advising me as to the best way to remove plaque! 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2572 It’s performance art. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2573 Some of us know how to create a legacy. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2574 When I said “take me to the river”, I didn’t mean literally! 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2575 Oh yeah? Who's YOUR agent? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2576 Find your own hiding place 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2577 No! I said bring me a surgeon, not a sturgeon. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2578 Did you seriously think they would eat me ? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2579 Listen when they tell you plaque buildup is a thing. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2580 No doubt about it--I was framed! 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2581 My mother was right: travel while you can! 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2582 Gotta spare battery? 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2583 I'm your future. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2584 This is as good as it gets 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2585 Trust me, whatever they throw at you, don't take the bait. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2586 Yes, I had a successful singing career. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2587 Who are you calling stuck-up? 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2588 For the last time, there's no button. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2589 Beware, my son. Fame is overrated. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2590 I don't want to talk about it 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2591 Balenciaga Summer Collection 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2592 I don't care I'm supposed to be indoor... 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2593 I worry and I'm not happy, OK ? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2594 You’re next. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2595 what? What do YOU do for a living ?! 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
2596 God, I’m so bored 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2597 And don’t you dare tell me I sound like a broken record 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
2598 Well, guess who has a better shelf life 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2599 For the last time Cindy, I haven't had any work done 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2600 Catch and release gone bad. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2601 Gee is that your school uniform? Brutal! 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2602 ‘No, and stop asking me to sing that song!’ 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2603 Being on the board means a title without voting rights. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2604 Well, maybe I like playing the victim. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2605 You don’t attend school? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2606 Fishes version of a walk of shame. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2607 And then he said, " Really. I can make you a singing sensation." And here I am. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2608 It's really hard to find a home for a fish with mobility issues! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2609 They just appointed me Chairman of the Board 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2610 Get plastered again last night Fred? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2611 Now you know what your dad does for a living. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2612 Never go for a worm. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2613 I'm not too impressed with this 'catch and release' thing. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2614 Sure, you said “what... one more bite will kill you?” 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2615 Beware the Hook 1.2838 0.07332 74 60 7 7
2616 The hygienist kept complaining about my plaque. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2617 You’re future is bright! Ride every wave! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2618 This is a “catch…and release” state, but that ellipsis… 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2619 Yeah, yeah, I know. I shouldn't have opened my big mouth. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2620 Son, be very careful. Once they catch you, there's no going back. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2621 Don't look at me like that, I went for the worm because I was hungry! 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2622 I see dead people 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2623 He couldn't just fry me up and eat me, no. Now I turn my head and sing every time he claps. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2624 I don’t know why they said they wanted a bass singer if they were just going to hire some fat guy. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2625 I escaped from a cabin by the lake. Horrible place had a Super Bass-O-Matic too! 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2626 Is that a new Instagram filter? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2627 Don't be surprised, it's all your fault. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2628 I got laid off. They’re replacing us with robots! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2629 This is what you get when you wish for a trophy husband. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2630 Well I WAS the leader of the pack 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2631 Worst of all they replaced me with a fake Picasso. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2632 it wasn't a fly 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2633 So, one hundred renditions of 'Take me to the river' and here I am! 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2634 Don’t believe what it says - I’m not fifteen pounds soaking wet. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2635 My school thought I deserved a trophy. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2636 Well, it beats becoming a Filet-O-Fish. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2637 I thought being a trophy wife would be better than this. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2638 I went from trophy to trash, but at least I’m still on the board. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2639 Worry -- and while you're at it, don't be happy." 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2640 The worst part is how they look at you 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2641 Swim past one. more. time...I dare you 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2642 So I talked to your friend about the job opportunity. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2643 Really? I have to take this one for the team?? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2644 avoid the free worms brother, avoid the free worms… 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2645 I told you those minnows were out of season. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2646 The worst part? My names not even Billy 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2647 Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water... 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2648 It's NOT a cutting board you moron! 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2649 When you said you were “a catch” on fishharmony you weren’t kidding 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2650 First they catch you. Then mount you on a platter. Then they dump you. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2651 Being prize catch isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2652 I’m not saying it’s like sashimi or anything, but being famous is definitely not all what it’s cut out to be. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2653 Remember when you dared me to eat that worm?!? 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2654 That’s right Becky, I’m back! 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2655 Give it a few years Phill, we all end up here 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2656 He said I wouldn't be just a trophy wife. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2657 My last wish to the magic genie is to be immortal. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2658 Stay in school. Trust me. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2659 I’m not sure about that Pilates class you recommended. This plank somehow doesn’t seem right. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2660 Why don't you ever see my side? 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
2661 I've been looking for a trophy wife. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2662 It beats lying on a dinner plate. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2663 Nice headboard, Bob. Is it Ikea? 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
2664 ‘I’m not just some trophy wife’ 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2665 I swear to god Harold, if you ask me to sing that song ONE more time, Im leaving and taking the kids with me. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2666 Yeah, I used to be on The Sopranos, and now I sleep with the fishes… 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
2667 you’re just jealous that they thought I was the better catch 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2668 Don't tell me plaque buildup isn't a thing 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2669 No, I can find my own way to the river perfectly well thank you! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2670 Don’t eat the shiny worms. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2671 There’s something fishy about this 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2672 Well that’s a fine kettle of fish your in! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2673 Yah. You said it looked tasty' 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2674 We all live in a bubble, buddy. I just happened to design mine. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2675 No, you eat. I’m stuffed. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2676 I'm taking no more requests for Under The Boardwalk. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2677 Billy Bass my ass. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2678 Mounted on a plaque is way better than a dinner plate. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2679 I've got a song for you; it’s called never sign away the rights to your own image and likeness for a one-time fee. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2680 This isn’t what I had in mind when I pursued a singing career 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2681 I hate we have to work back in the office again. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2682 This is not even to scale 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2683 No, having a name plate does not make me a school master. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2684 Yes, Steve, I know what the song says but looking back, I probably should’ve worried. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2685 Really? Covid took away YOUR freedom? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2686 Um, my preferred name is William. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2687 Just trying it out, but I think I'll stick with cremation. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2688 Don’t swallow the line, babe. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2689 Take it from me, keep your mouth shut and don't leave your school. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
2690 Yes, I am planking, so what? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2691 You said, "Date?" They heard, "Plate!" 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
2692 Well, this is not what I had in mind when I accepted to sit on the board. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2693 ...and can you believe I’m only being paid scale! 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
2694 Try to sneak in one lousy Nickleback cover and it's sayonara, sucker. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2695 Wise up, the body snatchers are out to get you. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2696 You're no prize. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2697 Perfect your Free Style, it's no fun being a Trophy Fish! 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2698 I HATE being objectified. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2699 …so that’s why I gave Seaspiracy a ‘thumbs-down’ on Netflix 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2700 Our competitiveness is what got me here! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2701 Don’t be shy. Come on board! 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2702 Now will you listen to Me? 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
2703 It’ll be hilarious, she said. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
2704 Celebrity isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2705 Is this what you thought when I said I wanna get nailed? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2706 Yeah, I fell for the ol' "you're gonna like the way you look" hook, line, and sinker. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2707 So they said I didn’t fit the hype house decor. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2708 Now I don’t want you putting me up on a pedestal. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2709 There's two schools of thought of how I ended up here. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2710 'Take me to the river' I said. 'Drop me in the water.' Must have been 4,000 times before they listened. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2711 They didn't even capture my good side. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2712 Sing one more note of ‘Don’t worry, be happy’ and I’ll knock your block off. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2713 Hey, I'm tired of hearing about how bored you are! 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2714 screw the plank, let me explain about the bubbles! 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
2715 I’d rather be in a singing commercial than on someone’s dinner plate! 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2716 I'm the plaque that got away. 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
2717 Don’t get hooked on the stuff son… stay in school 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2718 If it isn't Mister-early-bird-catches-the-worm. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2719 Framing Nemo 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2720 No Frank, you can’t understand what it’s like to be objectified. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2721 I don’t know for sure, but I think I’m screwed. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2722 You told me your first crush was a Royal Mountie! 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2723 Tony really hated me as gift. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2724 When I told my wife I wanted to be put on a pedestal, I don't think she was really listening. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2725 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Manifest Nemo. Manifest. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2726 Bobby McFerrin lied. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2727 You're not much of a prize catch yourself. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2728 I am worried and no, I'm not happy! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2729 Does this board make me look fat? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2730 Getting an award isn't as fun as you'd think. 1.2794 0.05278 68 51 16 1
2731 Years ago I made it big as Big Mouth Billy Bass and now look what happened to me! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2732 Spend enough time with those folks and I guess you adopt their politics... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2733 This is what happens when you insist on eating out. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2734 I know now, Winning isn't everything.. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2735 I sang "Take Me to the River,Drop me in the Water "one too many times,and here I am. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2736 You said you wanted a trophy spouse! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2737 The physics of this are untenable. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2738 Trophy wife was not a metaphor 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2739 this first time surfing didn't result as I thought it would be... 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2740 The out-of-body experience is overrated. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2741 If you don't stay in the school you'll end up like me... 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2742 Technically, it was still catch and release... just a bit later in the process than one might expect. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2743 Go away, I am in disguise from the fishermen. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2744 I told you I was bored. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2745 The only difference is not feeling hunger 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2746 Surprised to see me old chum? After I took the bait, I became a reel legend. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2747 I was starting to think they'd never throw me back. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2748 Wait it says I'm NOT waterproof? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2749 So I tasted it. Look what happened! 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2750 Just keep swimming 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2751 The vet says it’s the worst case of plaque psoriasis she’s seen in her career. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
2752 It's time for you to settle down 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2753 What’s your claim to frame? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2754 No, I DON'T get any royalties for "Take Me To the River". 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2755 Find me a dentist to remove this plaque, will you? 1.2785 0.07192 79 65 6 8
2756 After twenty years I was dumped for a younger catch. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2757 Keep your mouth shut or you'll end up like this. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2758 Being a singer isn't as glamorous as everybody thinks. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2759 I'm sick of being referred to as your trophy wife! 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2760 And then, in front of the whole school, that clownfish said, ‘you really should see a dentist about all that plaque 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2761 Catch and release ain’t what it’s cracked up to be. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2762 Stay in school or end up like me 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2763 I hate awards season! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2764 ...and then I had to learn this stupid song... 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2765 It kinda looks like a "J". 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2766 It’s later than you think. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2767 The scuba divers aren't eating me. This is underwater surfing, idiot! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2768 I specifically said "wait until I'm off the plaque before granting my wish!" 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2769 Dude- if they would have put me anywhere besides above the fireplace, I’d still be there. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2770 When he said he wanted to mount me, I had no idea . . . 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2771 Trust me. Being a big fish on a cabin wall sucks! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2772 Sure - I liked being treated like a big fish. But that was only one side of me. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2773 The guy at the bait shop said everyone was wearing them 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2774 Listen Junior — When I volunteered to be the Coach for your School Team I said I wanted to Win the Trophy ... not Be the Trophy! 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2775 The taxidermist who did this to me mentioned that I was 2 inches under the legal limit. So the moron fisherman who caught me through me back in. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2776 My condition isn’t as rare as you might think. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2777 So...what did I miss? 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2778 Waterboarding! all the cool fish do it mate. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2779 They said it looked very natural 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2780 This is what happened when I said “Take a picture it will last longer.” 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2781 No, I won’t sing at your sisters wedding, Greg! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2782 Do I look like a trophy wife? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2783 This is not at all what I had in mind when they asked me to be on the school board. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2784 Trophy wife, eh? Look where it landed me!?! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2785 You're father wanted a trophy wife. This is me obliging. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2786 My past won't let me go. 1.2769 0.07755 65 53 6 6
2787 If I hadn't opened my mouth son, I wouldn't be here. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2788 It's William, nobody calls me Billy. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2789 ...but it turns out what my boss actually said is that I'd never "amount" to anything. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2790 I have seen the future, and you didn't miss much. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2791 'Bring home a worm for dinner,' you said. 'It'll go nice with the minnow,' you said. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2792 The election was rigged! 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2793 What? You did not know that this is catch-mount-release stream. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2794 We’ll, I’m part of a Friday night sing along. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2795 And this is one of the better outcomes. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2796 I'm still not going to floss. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2797 SUCCESSFUL BREEDING; IT’S ALL ABOUT THE DISPLAY. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2798 You want me on that wall! You need me on that wall!! 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2799 I can't join your side, I'm on the Board. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2800 The worst part is I’ve spent the past 20 years living in a man cave. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2801 I told you to get vaxxed. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2802 And this bass gets the gig… 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2803 Even a fish wouldn’t get caught if he kept his mouth shut” 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2804 I always wanted my name on a plaque. Didn't know I'd be on the thing too. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2805 And that's what you get for having a Big Mouth, Billy Bass. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2806 I told you we’d get Caught skipping School 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2807 They said their was plenty more fish in the sea 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2808 You wouldn’t say that to my face if I weren’t nailed to this board. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2809 I told you already: I’m not comfortable returning to the underwater office 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2810 I'd have rather been served on a platter with lemon and tartar sauce than this humiliation. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2811 It’s my school’s way of saying thank you. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2812 Run while you still can 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2813 Aren't you going to go to boarding school like me?? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2814 No, this is not the leader board. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2815 I wasn’t even hungry but the shiny lure was irresistible. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2816 @paula.faulk I didn’t know this is what they meant when they asked “ Do you want to go to boarding school?” 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2817 Being an activist with your own platform ain’t always easy, son. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2818 Don’t look at me like that, I’m not getting baked later! 1.2763 0.05493 76 58 16 2
2819 The song says ‘take me to the river’ not ‘throw me in the ocean’. I mean- I sang it at least a million times. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2820 Someone told him I was not a walleye pike and I got tossed out! 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
2821 He caught me and said I was set for life. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2822 What? You never heard of Al Green?! 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2823 I wouldn’t sing, so now I sleep with the fishes. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2824 I told you, quarantine made me board. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
2825 Watch out when they start talking about the benefits of having a place of your own. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
2826 Just try and find AA batteries around here! 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
2827 Just don't clap, for goodness sake 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2828 Irene, you know this is supposed to be a conjugal furlough. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2829 'Cause no one wants one second-hand. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2830 When I agreed you could mount me I had something else in mind. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2831 They threw me back when I wouldn't sing. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2832 At least it's your good side. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2833 The human threw me back. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2834 Something's fishy about this trophy husband this 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2835 Take it from me, stay in. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2836 I told you I shouldn't have gone to that board meeting. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2837 I'm that fish that didnt get away. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2838 I wouldn't recommend this as a career path. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2839 Everyone thinks I'm just a trophy wife. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2840 When I said I wanted to be a trophy wife, this isn’t what I meant. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2841 They say it’s just a bad case of plaque build up. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2842 Be more adventurous, huh? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2843 This friendship is really starting to feel one sided. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2844 As you can see, I have a strong swimming background, that qualifies me for this job. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2845 Apparently, that shrimp was a scam 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2846 Spawn? What do you think I am, some kind of trophy wife? 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
2847 Not what I thought, when they said I was getting nailed 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2848 They took me to the river. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2849 I know. Don't say it - "you look bored" 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2850 I finally got around to doing my advance directives. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2851 Told them you were a democrat?" "Yep 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2852 Watch out for the earthworms 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2853 Oh yeah, well I’ll bet you can’t sing “take me to the river. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2854 See, this is where your big mouth got you, Billy 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2855 You can’t imagine the horrors I’ve seen. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2856 Apparently, humans aren't into walls anymore. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2857 He clapped once too often and she threw me in here. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2858 When IT tells you to be aware of phishing scams, make sure to listen. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2859 I’m done playing trophy wife. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
2860 Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2861 Ok, no comments about my carpentry class. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2862 See what you can do to help, I'm board 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2863 Would you please scratch my fin? 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2864 If it's alluring, it's probably a lure 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2865 Not exactly what I had in mind for a trophy wife! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2866 Carl finally meets his dad's new "trophy wife". It's obvious to him she's had some work done... 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2867 Plankton, not a plank you idiot! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2868 Carpe diem, my son, carpe diem. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2869 One day you can be mounted too! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2870 Are you for REAL?! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2871 Plaque or Platter, either way I’m up a creek 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2872 I thought that you asked me if I wanted to get "Displayed". 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2873 Dude, you should have stayed in school. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2874 At least it’s a cedar wood plank. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2875 No, for the last time, it wasn’t because of the vaccine. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2876 I'm planning an social media expose of the taxidermy business. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2877 This plaque buildup is really slowing me down. 1.2740 0.05606 73 57 14 2
2878 And he said, "No worries, I always catch and release." 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2879 At least I'll have an amusing story to tell my date. What about you? 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2880 Now you tell me to look out for bait and switch scams! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2881 That was supposed to be such a great school, but they don’t teach you anything about Lures! 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2882 Never go into show business. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2883 Don't ever pray for everlasting life! 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2884 All dressed up and no place to go… 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2885 I hope I’m not sounding too off the wall. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2886 I got thrown out with the rest of his stuff. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2887 One day you're on top of the world, the next you're right back where you started. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2888 The doctor says I have to wear this for two months. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2889 You kids roam around thinking this is the life, it's high time you found a good wall and settled down! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2890 After all of that, they just decided to throw me back. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2891 I am sad to say that your mother is gefilte fish! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2892 Mom always put you on a pedestal, so I put myself on a plaque. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2893 I told you it wasn’t a piece of jewelry, but oh no…. 1.2740 0.05256 73 55 17 1
2894 Don’t ‘Ok Boomer’ me, son! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2895 It wouldn’t be so bad except he decorates with a real cottage aesthetic 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2896 They took that whole, “Take me to the river…” thing a little too seriously. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2897 ...and then his trophy wife threw all of his trophies overboard. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2898 Don't you dare kink-shame me, Jason. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2899 No. I wouldn't call myself a one hit flounder. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2900 Don’t make the same mistakes I made son...now pass me that screwdriver. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2901 Why do you always want to put me on a pedestal... 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2902 'Don't ever ask for the seafood platter' 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2903 Now he decides to throw me back. 1.2727 0.06061 55 40 15 0
2904 Run as fast as you can while you are still able 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
2905 Yeah, so that Singing Career turned out to be a bust. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2906 You got talent kid, but if you don’t want the life of a singer then just nervously dart away right now. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2907 this is what it’s all about 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2908 Don't push my buttons, Larry. You'll seriously regret it. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2909 I joined the board for the perks...still waiting. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2910 There are worse fates, I promise you. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2911 Not a word… my wife warned me that I’ll end up like her cousin Fred if I crossed that line again. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2912 What are you lookin' at, basshole? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2913 turns out the salmon eggs were fake, too 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2914 I feel like I’m about to be framed. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2915 So I says to this shark, I says, 'get the fuck outta here'" 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2916 You should see the ones they make laugh. Talk about gaslighting. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
2917 If you ask me to sing, "Take me to the river, drop me in the water" I will come off of this plaque and bite you. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2918 Captivity is eternal. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2919 I’m not as rigid as you think I am 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2920 They threw me back in when they found out I was actually a tenor. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2921 Take Me to the river,” That’s it. I sing one song. All of eternity I sing one song. Stay in the school 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2922 No that's not what I meant when I said I was on board. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2923 He treats me like I'm a trophy! 1.2727 0.05109 77 56 21 0
2924 Stay in school, kid. Don't let this happen to you. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2925 Quit pushing my button! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2926 I didn't realize it was that kind of a board meeting 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2927 Being mounted is overhyped 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2928 No such thing as a free lunch Fred. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2929 Word to the wise, bucko. A taxidermist knows nothing about taxes. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2930 This isn’t the kind of surf board I had in mind 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2931 Now who’s the captive audience? 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2932 Go to the bar they said, it will be fun they said... 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2933 Why nobody gets my Halloween costume?? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
2934 I just kept singing "Don't worry, be happy" until his wife threw me back. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2935 What's for dinner? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2936 Try surfing, they said! Huh! 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2937 This is not what I meant by “I can see myself as a trophy wife” 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2938 All I wanna say is that they don’t really care about us 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2939 So you want to win the school trophy . Be careful what you ask for !! 1.2716 0.05559 81 63 15 3
2940 I’m looking for a trophy wife 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2941 Oh, so now you don’t want a trophy wife?! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2942 They call it recycling, but it doesn't do a thing for me. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2943 I never wanted to be your trophy wife 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2944 Well, he finally listened and took me to the river and dropped me in the water. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2945 Sorta stuck on this varnished pine but trust me, it beats laying on a cedar plank by a long shot. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2946 It’s my good side, Gil! 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2947 No, it doesn't help to think of myself as a first-round draft choice. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2948 And that's how I became a trophy wife to a bottom feeder 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2949 Yeh? Well, at least I rated being mounted! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2950 And evidently this guy really hated hearing “Take me to the river…” 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2951 After the umpteenth time singing 'take me down to the river' I told them exactly where they can shove their river. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2952 And THEN I had to sing "Achy Breaky Heart" for three hours! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2953 You told me it was a good hook. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2954 How do I get to the wall? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2955 Well, you wanted to be a trophy wife, didn't you? 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2956 I’m not staying here all night just so you can impress your friends. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2957 I told you it was formal dress. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2958 I can sing. What can YOU do? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2959 Everything was going great then this guy looks at me and says "Hey, do you know how to sing?" 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2960 You really know how to drive someone up the wall. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2961 …and THAT’S why you should always listen to your dentist. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2962 Sing me a song...” “I’m on my break! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2963 Don’t you want to grow up and have a signage dedicated to yourself son? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2964 ‘Congratulations. Heard you nailed it.” 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2965 try a nibble they said...what'll it hurt they said 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2966 So you think I'm stuck up, do you? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2967 Because people are sick that’s why.” 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2968 Go get your own surfboard 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
2969 You could have told me it wasn't a costume party. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2970 Just don’t fall for the worm !! 1.2712 0.05838 59 43 16 0
2971 It’s not my best side, either. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2972 Does this make me look fat? Apparently, I'm some kind of a record." 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2973 This is what happens in the afterlife. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2974 Stew, I'm retired now, I don't do that Filet-o-Fish song anymore! 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2975 Get the kelp out of your ears, I asked for help finding a tax attorney! 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2976 No, I wasn't thrown back. I got Marie Kondo'ed out of the house. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2977 You're just jealous that I've made something of myself. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2978 Not what I expected of "catch and release". 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2979 'Which chef breathes new life into sea food?' 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2980 Don’t even ask about my vacation! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2981 But the worst part was that they only ever played Sea Shanty music. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2982 I'm going to have to see a dentist about this plaque. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2983 I am practicing my dead fish yoga pose 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2984 Not what I expected when I won the race! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2985 You win. You got your trophy wife. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2986 ‘You’ve made your point- I’m still hung up on it..!’ 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2987 s And then I find out taxidermists have nothing to do with preparing my 1040 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2988 It’s called a side hustle, look it up 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2989 ‘Take me to the river,’ he says. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2990 Yeah wise guy, I’m bored, too. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2991 At least I didn't wind up on the plate. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2992 So what. It's room and board. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2993 I was fed up with the paparazzi always getting my bad side! 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2994 This not an award for being a great swimmer! 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2995 Stay in school, and try not to get hung up on the boards. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2996 You say ‘Trophy Alewife’ as if it were a bad thing. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2997 I am not a pessimist; I'm just preparing for the future. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2998 I told you if you get vaccinated,you can swim outdoors 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2999 My back is as stiff as a board 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
3000 The taxidermist thought I was full of it, so they threw me back in the ocean. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
3001 I told you taking a Taxi over an Uber was a bad idea. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3002 Apparently I wasn't quite the trophy they were expecting!! 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3003 The least they could have done is spell my name correctly. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3004 This is not my understanding of catch and release. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3005 I told you that big mouth would get you in trouble, Kevin. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3006 Yes, Judas, the supper was potluck. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
3007 So, this is how I die. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
3008 Hi um yes i’d like to order the Filet-O-Fish? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3009 I'm in a 6-foot bubble buddy, keep your distance! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
3010 I'm tired of these off the wall jokes. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
3011 As it turned out, he only liked the idea of me. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3012 All in all I'm just another fish on the wall. 1.2692 0.06990 78 64 7 7
3013 I'm just tired of repeating myself. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
3014 Damn that storm. I was just getting friendly with the moose head. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
3015 Yes, Mel, of course the Filet-o-Fish song offends me 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
3016 And that’s why you don’t take candy from strangers. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
3017 Waterboarding in Guantanamo bay sounded fun until I found out what both of those things are. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
3018 So, I told them I wanted to get onboard 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
3019 ‘There’s just a fine line between the dead and the living’ 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
3020 I stopped wiggling my ass every time he walked by. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3021 No, that was NOT me on "The Sopranos." It was my sister Nikki. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3022 I'm not singing that stupid song anymore! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3023 He didn't quite understand the timing of "catch & release" 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
3024 Learn from me: If a waiter has baited the hook, avoid it. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3025 I ate so much last night, I’m stuffed!! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3026 It's a worm, you said! A worm! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3027 I swallowed it, hook line and sinker! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
3028 Waterboarding is not torture when the US does it --- they just wanted to ask me some questions in an enhanced manner. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3029 . “Well at least I can talk. “ 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3030 Is that oak or mahogany?” - “Really?!? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3031 Take it from me—pop culture’s dead 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3032 I don’t care how it looks- those people up there love me! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3033 That's it. I'm finally going vegan. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
3034 ...yeah, I ditched nihilism after high school then I got really in to the stoics, you know? But I have to remind myself- Bill, you're an animatronic singing fish- you have a lot to offer! So I made the profile etc and now we're here, right? Anyway, enough about me 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3035 They call me Luca Brasi. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3036 You treat me like a trophy wife. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3037 I don't remember what happened. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3038 Please, Mr. Billy Bass was my father. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3039 How could you just leave me hanging?! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3040 Finally, he took me to the river. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3041 I thought you said this was a Catch & Release Contest. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
3042 Yes, but there aren't plenty of fish TROPHIES in the sea! 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
3043 Oh, so you're bored, swimming around all day, free to mingle with whomever you choose? I'll show you bored - board and stuck in place, swimming around in the same left-leaning circle all day, like a real New Yorker! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3044 So, I just said, "Take me to the river" a couple of times, and the next thing I know... 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
3045 It’s an Al Green song! I didn’t think they’d really ‘drop me in the water!’ 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
3046 Now you have gone and got that song stuck in my head, and I can’t stop singing it. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3047 It was all done with 3-D copying and artificial intelligence. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3048 And stop calling me Billy! 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
3049 Another reason to stop drinking. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
3050 No,I wasn’t eavesdropping even if I am a fish on the wall 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3051 Now what am I supposed to sing?! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3052 Fuck you; fuck this. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3053 Just eat it," you said. "What's the worst that can happen?" you said.. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3054 Be careful what you request. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3055 I told you to ask for directions. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
3056 Kiss me, it’s only plaque! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3057 I mean, it has its downsides. But I really don't miss the commute. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3058 It's big city life my son 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
3059 I’m a throwback from the 70’s 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3060 I said call a taxi Ernest! 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
3061 Your loss! I'm a catch! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3062 I told him “Charlie don’t surf!” 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3063 I opened my mouth at the wrong time! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3064 Tell me, what's on the other side? 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3065 The key is to be so annoying the wife will throw you back in the water again. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
3066 It's a better placement than a blue-plate speical. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
3067 It's a my new back brace. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3068 I had a nice spot above the fireplace, and life was good. Then that moose turned up. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3069 Do you know what a lure is? 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3070 When I agreed to be a trophy wife, this is not what I had in mind! 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3071 Son, my entire school class was into this 90's fascination. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
3072 Of course I wasn't caught--that's just plain fake news. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
3073 No, I do not know all the words to Don't Worry, Be Happy, and I'm sick of being asked! 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3074 Don't be shy," you said, "you'll enjoy Karaoke Night. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3075 They kept wanting me to sing 'Take Me to the River' and 'Don't Worry, Be Happy'. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
3076 When I said that I wanted to be mounted, this is not what I meant. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3077 You wanted a trophy wife? Now you got one! 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3078 Are you trying to placate me? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3079 What do you mean it makes my butt look big 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3080 My therapist is really pushing this radical acceptance thing. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3081 I swear I had no idea what they meant by “fisherman‘s platter “ 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
3082 Just a quick bite you said huh 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3083 I really though this would make me happy. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3084 When you convinced me to do afterlife planning I didn’t know it started now! 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3085 So you’re one of those guys who went to boarding school 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
3086 ‘Take a plaice on the board’ they said… ‘it’ll be great’ they said…it’s turned me into a stiff 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3087 Guess you finely got that trophy husband you've been wanting all these years. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
3088 Take my advice. Enroll in a Vegan school. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3089 A few pounds overweight and I end up having to lug this thing around forever. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3090 Don’t push my buttons. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3091 I'm nobody's damn trophy date! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
3092 Linda, it's PERFORMANCE ART FROM MY SOUL, not a HOBBY. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
3093 He didn't like the way I sang Happy Birthday 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3094 I guess my singing got to them. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3095 This ensures my legacy and I will never be eaten. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3096 Do you have a moment to talk about our saviour, Larry from Tampa? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
3097 It's just the same song, over and over and over... 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3098 After 15 years of spawning for this company, this is what I get for my retirement. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3099 As escapes go - just call me Houdini the Halibut ! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3100 You've got it easy. I'm bored stiff. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3101 How original! 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
3102 Too good to be a singer like your old man, huh? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3103 It’s worth it. My legacy is secure. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3104 It works okay as long as I don't try to turn. 1.2656 0.05564 64 50 13 1
3105 Catch and release is NOT a free meal ticket. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3106 They released me once I started trash talking them about the effects of commercial fishing 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3107 I didn’t mean to “drop me in the water” with this damn board attached. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3108 Stop looking at me like I’m some kind of trophy. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3109 I thought it might help me get a trophy wife. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3110 There I was, being told it was a head shot for a Hollywood movie. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3111 Quit school and you'll end up like me!! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3112 He finally felt guilty and threw me back. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3113 Being a trophy wife has its limitations." 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3114 So much hangs on the school you go to. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3115 A word to the wise: be careful when you’re offered free room and board. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3116 I read whales don't eat fish they think are dead. 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
3117 I wasn’t caught! That’s fake news. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3118 TAKE ME TO THE RIVER 🎶 DROP ME IN THE WATER 🎶” #billybas 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3119 You know how hard it is to stay grounded when wood floats? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3120 'It's French' 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3121 Posted. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3122 Is this water?” #davidfosterwallac 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3123 My husband considers me a trophy wife 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3124 If you see Tony Soprano tell him I want a word. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3125 You said we'd always stick together. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3126 When I sang “drop me in the water”, I assumed other steps would be taken. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3127 At the time I was easily fooled. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
3128 I was home schooled. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3129 …and then he nailed my ass to the wall! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3130 I fell for it hook, line and sinker. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3131 All because you didn't fix my dinner. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3132 It's ok, we've all got hang ups" 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3133 If you were a better lawyer, I wouldn't be here. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3134 Lighten up! It was this or the Bass-O-Matic. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3135 It was part of the bargain. He let me go, but I have to be glued to this plank and show up at all his barbecues. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
3136 It was the easiest way to get health coverage 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3137 Like they say at the meetings "It's that first bite" 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
3138 McDonald's was downsizing. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3139 Well, I'd love to keep chatting, but my stinkin' captor has demanded that I return to his wall by the cocktail hour. 1.2647 0.05390 68 52 15 1
3140 Ok, now it's your turn. Truth or dare? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3141 This is what can happen if you don't join a union! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3142 The only alternative was to get eaten. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3143 Don't laugh. I pay practically zilch in federal taxes this way. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3144 we’ll BOTH go to the party in the same costume, you said… no one will find it creepy, its funny you said 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3145 I wish I asked they took me to a salt water river 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
3146 Just telling you ... If you continue like this, you will end up on a wall like me. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3147 You don’t even want to know how I got back here. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3148 That’s what happens when you try to be like Nemo and touch the butt. Just keep swimming next time. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3149 On the plus side, I now can sing ‘By the Light of the Silvery Moon’ like nobody’s business. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3150 Plaque build-up? But I floss everyday! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3151 I finally found out what happens if you bite on one of those little hook things on a string. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
3152 I said "DO WAH DIDDY DIDDY DUM DIDDY DO" 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
3153 What are you looking at? This is my backdrop! 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
3154 You looking at me? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
3155 I’m worried and definitely not happy. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3156 And not even my best side. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
3157 this new catch and release program leaves something to be desired 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
3158 I sang. “Take me to the River” one time too many. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3159 Some jerk ordered sushi on a plank. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3160 No - I don't know Take Me To The River 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
3161 There’s a painful downside of being labeled a “winner.” 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3162 That fisherman caught onto the idea of 'catch and release' just a little to late. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3163 Don't get caught being a trophy wife. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3164 The river, dammit! I said take me to the RIVER. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3165 I need you to start treating me like the trophy that I am,Carol. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
3166 This isn't what I expected when you told me I would be a trophy wife. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
3167 The worst part is when they make you sing 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
3168 I'm glad they threw me back, but I wish they did it before their Instagram post 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3169 What? I’m not big enough for you either? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3170 But the worst part is his kids are vegan. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
3171 Don't wanna hear ya say it. "Billy, you shoulda never opened your big mouth." 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3172 Fame is a trap, boy! 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
3173 No, I can’t turn it off. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
3174 Ever since covid, I don’t need to be in his office anymore. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3175 I take it the ghosts of fishes past and present didn’t get through to you. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3176 Listen son, stay in school and don't let them bait you, or you'll end up like your old man. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3177 It was cheaper than Botox and I got this cool plaque, too. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3178 I was singing 'Take me to the River' and someone took me seriously. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3179 So I traded freedom for security. So what! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3180 The school's 'chairman of the board' position apparently has a few drawbacks... 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3181 F Darwin! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3182 Stay in school son 'cause this ain't the kinda plaque you want. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3183 I've had it. To you I'm just a trophy wife. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3184 I hate it when he calls me his "trophy wife" 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3185 This is NOT what "catch and release" means! 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3186 Oh, sure. ‘Don’t worry,’ they said. ‘Be happy,’ they said. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3187 Don't ask me where I've been. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3188 Hate to say it, but I’m just another trophy wife. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3189 I have an itch on my right side 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3190 The idiot has his own version of "catch and release." 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3191 I still won. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3192 It’s Father’s Day, so figured I’d drop in on you. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3193 Geppetto, I just want to be a real fish. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3194 when I told my manager to book me for the gig, this is NOT what I had in mind 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3195 How is this not considered a surfboard? 🏄🏻‍♀️ 🐠 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3196 BA-BY SHARK, Tudu tudutudu, BABY SHARK, Tudu tudutudu, BABY SHARK! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3197 How you dare call me a trophy wife? 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
3198 Yep, I'm the one that got away — sort of. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3199 I could’ve used a bicycle. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3200 Harry" you said "don't be so afraid of new foods" you said "look at that delicious looking worm" you said 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3201 Take me to the river...drop me in the water... 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3202 When I said I wanted your help in getting on board with your idea, this is not what I meant 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3203 I'm telling you, life onboard can be deadly. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3204 What, no one said I can't have a physical zoom background. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3205 Don’t you dare ask me ‘how’s it hangin?’ 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3206 I was young at the time, and wanted to get back at my parents. 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
3207 My life is my art 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3208 Watch out! The guy with the hook up there said he is making an example out of me. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3209 I thought the talking fish thing would be enough to change his mind. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3210 Well excuse me for trying to feed the children. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
3211 Hi. I’m Flotsam. You? 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
3212 It was suppose to be catch-and-release. Not 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3213 Remember son, being the big fish in a little pond doesn't always work out. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3214 I just got tired of hanging around. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3215 I'm looking for a guy named Luca." 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3216 Yeah. And Bobby McFerrin can kiss my dorsal fin, too. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3217 It’s called fashion, Larry. I wouldn’t expect your three-second memory to understand. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3218 Just don’t ask me to sing Take Me to the River, okay? 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3219 It's OK they said, his batteries are run down they said, he'll sing and tell jokes again they said, three yard sales later here I am" 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3220 Yes, literally board 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3221 They call it "catch, plate and release". 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3222 I guess you can clearly see the "whiting" on the wall! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3223 I no longer sparked joy, I guess. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3224 Yeah, I was the fly on the wall that heard something I shouldn’t’ve, ok? 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3225 Don’t worry, be happy, they said. DO I LOOK HAPPY?! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3226 I am not competitive. I just really like winning 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3227 This self-quarantine is kinda fishy 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3228 I told you there’d be plaque build up if you didn’t start flossing. 1.2619 0.05115 84 65 17 2
3229 Let’s do karaoke”, they said. “It’ll be FUN”, they said 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3230 I’m from the board of education. You need to be back in your school. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3231 You’ll love doing planks. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
3232 At least I can sing. 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
3233 Of course I'm high maintenance, I'm a trophy wife. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3234 It was this or soup. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3235 You don’t want to end up like me kid, stay in school! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3236 No, I don't sing requests. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3237 damn I'm board as shit 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
3238 This used to be a Target. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3239 The Mounties caught me. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
3240 Going to the left is nearly impossible! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3241 I got stuck in a meeting 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3242 Yeah. I’m the one who got away. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3243 Bro, how’d you get this gig? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3244 My mouth is not that big and my name is Willy. Humans can’t do anything right. Anyway, can you take me to the river? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
3245 They took me literally when I sang the 'take me to the river, drop me in the water' line 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3246 No, it's not a surfboard. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3247 I’m just so board with it all. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
3248 No Steve, I won’t ’Be happy.’ 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3249 I didn't fit in with the decor, so they returned me. Didn't get my life back. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
3250 Everyone keeps asking me to sing, "Take Me To The River," and I have no idea why! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3251 Stop treating me like I’m just your trophy wife! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3252 I told the judge I was framed. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3253 You know where I'll be! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3254 Then—to add insult to injury—they make me sing "Take Me to the River 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3255 I was abducted by extra 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3256 I guess “ Don’t Worry Be Happy” doesn’t apply here. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3257 This is what happens when you don't come from a good school. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3258 I’ve been water boarded 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3259 The velvet Elvis was okay but the dogs playing poker nearly chomped my head off. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3260 Greatest escape ever and all you ask about is what the plaque is made of?! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3261 Don't tell me......you must be the one who ordered the fisherman's platter 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3262 Can you believe it, I made it all the way to the top, and despite all my schooling I became a trophy wife 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3263 I’m only gonna day this once. There’s only room for one Billy Bass in this here lake. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
3264 That’s the last time I sing Kareoke! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3265 well... the conditions aren’t great but it’s better than I had working the Amazon. 1.2609 0.06073 69 55 11 3
3266 ceci ne pas une fish 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3267 I wasn’t centered enough 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3268 You get respect by letting others up 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3269 Can you believe the land giants threw this plaque into our home. Do you think I look fake in this? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3270 I had given up hope for a trophy wife! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3271 What are you looking at? Mind your own business! 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
3272 Make sure you choose the right school! 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
3273 I left school and now live in a socially distant bubble. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3274 Apparently this can happen without regular flossing. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3275 You wouldn’t shut up about getting mounted... 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3276 It's not that kind of water boarding. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3277 To be a trophy you have to take the bait. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3278 I'd rather you stop introducing me as your trophy husband. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
3279 Some fish end up on a plate; I ended up on a stupid plaque! 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
3280 Never listen when some joker tells you to "just get on board". 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3281 Wait! Didn't you say you wanted a trophy husband?? 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
3282 Clearly they didn’t really want to hear what a talking bass really had to say! 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
3283 I can’t believe you just left me hanging, Al. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3284 Fish dish. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
3285 Being an influencer is harder than it looks. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
3286 Dont even get me started about those damn talking heads 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3287 Hey, I'm Priceless. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3288 Flotsam, Jetsam; it's all the same to me. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
3289 You got framed!! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3290 Don’t you dare call me “Your Better Half.” 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
3291 Earl had finally met his trophy wife. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3292 Better to end up a wall than on a plate 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
3293 This isn't what I thought you meant when you said you where going to make me a seafood platter. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
3294 And that's why brains are more important than looks in our industry 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3295 If you see Poseidon, tell him this ‘fish of the month’ shit isn’t what the the union meant when we asked for more recognition! 1.2593 0.05493 81 65 14 2
3296 ‘Don’t worry, be happy,’ they said. ‘It will be fun,’ they said. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3297 Beware !This is how a trophy trophy wife ends up . 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
3298 Go be a trophy wife,” they said 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3299 It’s not easy with one fin pinned up against a wall! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3300 Size matters. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3301 I'm the big one that got away. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3302 What are you looking at?! I’m a catch! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3303 That's right. I'm the chairman of the board. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3304 In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxidermy. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3305 The water is NOT cleaner on the other side 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3306 Karen said “dish rack” but Alexa heard “fish plaque” 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
3307 I gave nightmares to Tony Soprano. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3308 Hang in there buddy 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3309 Those people up there throw everything into the ocean 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3310 And that's how you excel in home decorating business, kid. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3311 It’s been nearly three decades Jim! Where have you been? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3312 Flounder forgive them for they know not what they do. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3313 I'll give you three good reason this hare-brained art heist scheme of yours will never work. One, art museums are not in the habit of hanging fishing trophies on their wall. Two, I can't breath outside of the water. Three, as fish, neither you nor I know what art is or how to benefit from stealing it. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
3314 This is what happens if you don't brush. Plaque! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3315 Don’t get caught ! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3316 That guy threw me back one time too many! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3317 Don't tell me what it feels like to be a fish out of water! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3318 Ok. You're free, but I'm forever. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3319 Yes, I got some weight, but I will never be fished again. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3320 Don’t you dare call me your trophy wife, Harold! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3321 don't be so smug 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3322 Are you board? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3323 How come nobody ever does a documentary about bubble fish poets? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3324 Those award shows? Overrated! 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
3325 Yes, I'm telling you—this is what happens when you eat those creepy-looking insects made out of metal and feathers! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3326 I am so much more than a trophy wife! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3327 The Paleo diet didn't work for me. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3328 I was a soprano and they wanted a bass I suppose. Knock wood. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3329 Did it ever occur to you that I might want more from life than being your trophy wife? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3330 Do not push that button that makes me sing. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3331 They sent me back because i couldn't sing 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3332 While nourishment may be a problem, it is very relaxing. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3333 Listen to one bit of advice from your father - stay in school! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3334 My spawning urge has been hell this year. 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
3335 I just wanted to impress at our school reunion. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3336 I only sing on land. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3337 When he said he was going to 'catch and release', I wasn't picturing this! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3338 There’s a lot they don’t tell you about home ownership, Lisa” 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3339 Believe it or not, I got the better deal here. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3340 Don’t look at me like that, you’ll be out of style too some day 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3341 Don't you know, I'm quite famous on YouTube. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3342 ‘My mom always said I would go to college only to become a trophy fish. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3343 Look, I didn't want to be Billy The Bass, but I needed the work...a fish gotta eat. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3344 I got this bubble around me, should I still get vaccinated? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3345 Things were different, now that Charles was back from boarding school. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3346 Yea, yea, I know! Just like Big Mouth Billy Bass! 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
3347 This is my reward for being a trophy wife 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3348 And you said I'd never a-mount to anything! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3349 It’s “Mr. WILLIAM Bass” to you. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3350 Yeah, well Nemo got out sooner. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3351 So you think you're bored? 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
3352 If some dude offers you a job in show-biz, just say NO! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3353 Naked is the best disguise. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3354 It’s just an Al Green song. They weren’t supposed to take it literally! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3355 Don't eat worms or yo'll wind up like me! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3356 The on-boarding for this job is torture 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3357 I sang 'Take me to the River" for you, and look where it got me! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3358 This is what happens when you leave the school to early 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3359 Bite now, display later! 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
3360 ...and here's the funny part, I don't even like singing. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3361 I’ve evolved. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3362 If the captain hadn't cheated on his wife, i would still have been on the wall. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3363 Think before you bite. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3364 No, I can NOT run an errand for you! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3365 I really don't appreciate you calling me a trophy wife. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3366 Go back to school kid and don’t be a largemouth ! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3367 They had an argument on the boat, and she threw me at him and missed by a mile." 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3368 Their decorator modernized the ensemble, so they threw me back. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3369 You wouldn’t believe what they did to Marlin. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3370 If you must know, my dentist says I've got a bad case of plaque. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3371 No i couldn't afford a bigger raft! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3372 What are you doing hangin' in these parts? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3373 Well, you know what they say about fish after 3 days.... 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3374 I finally got that corner office! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3375 if you just listen, I can save you a trip 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3376 Trust me, wall-eyed is better than wall-mounted! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3377 I am the friggin ghost of Christmas future. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3378 Can you believe I’m on the School Board? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3379 I just want to be swimming with the fishes, not glued to a board like I’m already dead. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3380 Yeah, maybe your All Mighty did bring on the flood that got me there, but unless he can figure out how to get me off of this board, we're never going have a sex life again." 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3381 Being a trophy fish has some downsides 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3382 No more fooling around with advanced surfboarding! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3383 I would have tasted better on the grill and the damn plaque doesn’t even float! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3384 Sing or Swim! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3385 Enjoy your freedom while you can. You'll be tied down like me before you know it! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3386 You'll never be plaque caliber. You dropped out of school! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3387 Now do you believe me when I tell you I was framed? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3388 So when the bar closed from CoVid, they just tossed me back into the water! 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3389 Yeah, some people have a more liberal interpretation of “catch and release” than others. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3390 I've mounted my defense for working from home 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3391 If you press that button again one more time, I swear to god… 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3392 I got it on Amazon! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3393 Believe me, I have been framed 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3394 You may laugh but it won the sustainability prize! 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
3395 Get Tinder, you said, Fred. You're hell of a catch, you said, FRED. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3396 They took me to the river and washed me down 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3397 Actually dude, please call me William. Now that i am back in the ocean I am trying to distant myself from my days as a musician. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3398 Looks like you're on board... 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3399 What is it? You’ve never seen a trophy fish before? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3400 I wish everyone would stop asking me how my appearance on "Bassmasters" went! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3401 I just wanted an office job. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3402 This wasn't what I meant by '"mounting me." 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3403 Don't ever tell me again how easy it is to lose weight by cutting out snacks. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3404 You took the idea of a trophy wife too far. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3405 This is what happens when you follow your dreams of being a singer. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3406 You knew it wasn't just a worm, didn't you? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3407 Being a trophy fish just isn't worth it! 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3408 How many times do I have to say it? "Don't worry, be happy" 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3409 If you hadn't said, "Let's hook up," I wouldn't BE in this mess! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3410 Hook up?" Tell me you didn't just say that 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3411 Don't say anything 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3412 Wanna skip school and hang around? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3413 Who does your work? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3414 Don't know how many times I have to say this: my name is WILLIAM Bass! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3415 And the next thing I knew, there WAS a problem, and I WASNT happy! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3416 Then he dumped me for a younger trophy wife. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3417 I told you, it's William now! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3418 You're bored Steve? Really, you just told me you're bored? OMG Steve, OMG. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3419 My HMO coverage didn't kick in until I was mounted. Now I can't swim and they have to pay for a new board and plaque every 2 years. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3420 Don’t let them fool you with the cedar planks... 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3421 Thomas Wolfe is a damn liar. He said you can’t go home again. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3422 ... and it's a travesty how they treat our coral reefs, that's the real issue, not just what they did to me, mounting me and forcing me to sing 'Rollin' on the River' ad nauseum, but wiping out the few natural sea habitats is no doubtedly the next step mankind is taking in ending life on this planet. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
3423 When I said I was just waiting to be caught by someone, this is not what I meant. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3424 Yeah well, at least they got my eyes right. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
3425 ‘Here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into Alice’ 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
3426 OK, you win. It wasn’t a surfboard 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
3427 On the other hand, my back does feel better when I wake up. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3428 Are you really Looking for a trophy wife 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
3429 I'm here to tell you there is an after life but it's outside water. Very disturbing." 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3430 Hey, it's a living! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3431 Didn’t I promise to stay put if we got married? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3432 I finally talked him into “catch and release” 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3433 It’s not “just a phase”- this is who I am now! 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
3434 It’s just Billy! I dropped the “Big Mouth” years ago. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3435 So now they're vegans, they "felt bad." 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3436 He didn’t realize I was caught on “Throwback Thursday” until a week later… 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3437 Quit now and you'll wind up . . . in boarding school! 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3438 Dude, you were framed. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3439 ...like it’s so hard to go out and get batteries! 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3440 My owner didn't have much depth perception either. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3441 Turns out the guy has a sick understanding of "catch and release." 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3442 My wife is a dumb cunt. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3443 No, it’s not proof of reincarnation. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3444 You said it looked fishy, and so I took the bait! 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3445 The afterlife? They glue you to a board,hang you in a man-cave,and make you repeat the same,bad joke—forever. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3446 That's the last time I have dinner with you. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3447 He called me his ‘trophy wife’ - can you believe it?!” 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3448 We don't need another trophy wife! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3449 Don't worry kid, everybody gets a trophy. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3450 How would I know, can you help me 🎵 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3451 I’m tired of being objectified. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3452 Do as I say, don’t do as I do. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3453 Carp-e Diem, they said... 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3454 I mean the mounting I can handle, but I draw the line at singing 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3455 trust me, the worm isn’t worth it 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3456 I really missed you - but boy do I have stories to tell! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3457 The moral is: the stuffed fish got the worm. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3458 I told you I'd find you dead or alive! why haven't you called me! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3459 The new laws on catch and release became retroactive 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3460 His new Wife hired a Decorator 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3461 Yes, it’s catchy. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3462 What you staring at?! Never seen someone framed before?! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3463 Earthworms aren't sent from heaven, trust me! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3464 'Don't worry', they said. 'Be happy.' 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3465 Something's fishy !!! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3466 Let’s see where YOU end up in the afterlife! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3467 It doesn't matter if I can breath, waterboarding is still illegal. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3468 What's negative about by teaching method, I think it's hilarious. 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
3469 You think you're better than me? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3470 Yeah, this is what you meant when you said you wanted to mount me? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3471 If you have any talent at all, do yourself a favor and make sure no one learns about it. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3472 This is what happens when Art Basel goes mainstream. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3473 You can forget about that shiny tennis bracelet you wanted! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3474 And then they made me sing “Don’t worry, be happy” on repeat 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3475 Are they still there I owe that shoal of fish two billion plankton. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3476 Then tell me what business casual looks like these days! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3477 I knew I should have swallowed the blue worm 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3478 I was framed! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3479 You can just find yourself another trophy wife! 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3480 I thought I was quite a catch but he just wanted a trophy wife! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3481 Listen my son, Your future awaits you. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3482 Welcome back! Do you have an excuse note? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3483 Join the Board of Directors" she said. "It'll be fun," she said. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3484 Remember - you can’t take it with you. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3485 Darryl, I'm not real. The incident was years ago. You have to let me go. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3486 If you keep giving me the fish-eye, then get stuffed. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3487 All I said was 'a picture is worth a thousand worms'. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3488 it's solid but the blind spot is a bit much 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3489 The worst part is all the singing 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3490 Don't say a word " 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3491 It's the latest fad...catch, mount and release... 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3492 Happy to be on a plaque and not on a plate. Beverly Ditmars, Pacific Palisades, Calif. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3493 Stop with the “It’s a lure” bit.” I know, I know ! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3494 Never date a clown fish. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3495 I’m really getting bored with being your idea of a trophy wife. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3496 I thought I made it very clear I don't want a long-term relationship! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3497 When you meet the neighborhood “Karen” and find out her name is actually Karen 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3498 Do you take requests? 1.2537 0.06501 67 55 8 4
3499 Stop complaining about the rising sea temperatures...I for one am grateful for the terrible recycling system! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3500 My physical therapist said it's good for my neck. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3501 ‘’They told me it wouldn’t be permanent” 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3502 Run! It’s A Trap 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3503 Someone finally took “Drop me in the water” seriously. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3504 Remember kid- gluttony is a sin. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3505 Then he dropped me in the water... not what Al Green intended! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3506 What are you looking at? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3507 I told them no more damn singing so they threw me back in. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3508 Really? How many times have I told you to not swim alone? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3509 Your arguments don't matter, Jeremy. The Board is on my side. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3510 I got the idea when they were watching a movie about someone called Nemo. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3511 He’s into mount and release. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3512 The dentist said I have plaque. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3513 Don't ever bite on a worm, or you'll end up hanging on a board like me! 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3514 That deal on botulinum toxin really was too good to be true. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3515 Whaddya mean it looks odd?? I spent a lot to get this special Zoom background! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3516 You’re one of those free range fish, eh? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3517 #%&% My Agent! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3518 Didn’t they teach you in your school not to stare 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3519 Yeah, they said that the early bird catches the worm. I caught the worm, all right, and somehow ended up here. My advice, sleep in! 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3520 Not sure this is what they meant by catch and release. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3521 Don't get hung up on this! 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3522 And what makes you think I'm a trophy alewife? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3523 Son, as an example I'm showing you what might happen if you fall for the old hook, line, and sinker trick 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3524 It's a little thing called fashion, Phil. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3525 And look where that 'don't worry, be happy' garbage got me. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
3526 All I said was that I swing right. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3527 No, I’m not the laughing one. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3528 I dropped out of school, and look where that got me." 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3529 'It's some angler's idea of developing my potential. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3530 I tell you: you’re swimming in it! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3531 If Steve invites you... the "boardroom" is not what you think it is. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3532 Name's Billy. Billy Bass. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3533 Back when I was in school we had to swim 40 knots there in the morning and 40 knots back in the afternoon! 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3534 My dentist said I had plaque AND tartar sauce. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3535 So I'm just your trophy wife. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3536 Don’t look at me like that...I went out with the boys and got plastered last night. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3537 It’s the staples that I most dislike. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3538 Never again will I suggest that I’d like a trophy wife. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3539 I told you I'd be back. Nobody keeps a smack-talking fish for long. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3540 I think I'm a blowfish 'cause my singing blows. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3541 When my voice gave out they tossed me back. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3542 And it gets worse! If you tickle me I sing! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3543 I was caught, stuffed, hung on a wall, and then thrown in the trash. That’s enough about me, how’s your week been? 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
3544 Other than I can’t move my dorsal fin, what’s so damned strange, mate? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3545 So I just sang my little prerecorded song, “Take me to the river, drop me in the water”. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3546 They didn’t say a word about the incessant singing when they offered me this gig. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3547 At least I don't have to sing 'Take Me to the River' ever again! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3548 One little bite won't hurt, that's what you said. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3549 I am now on the school board. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3550 No, I am not a wall eyed pike! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3551 And when I find this 'Dirty Santa', I will kill him. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3552 You wanted a trophy wife, you got one. Happy now? 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3553 George was now beginning to understand his father's one-sided opinions. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
3554 They dumped me when I wouldn't sing. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3555 I warn you, don't push my buttons, or I just might have to sing for you." 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3556 I fell for it...hook, line and (now) sinker 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3557 Thank God one of the people in the house was very empathetic. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3558 Soon this will be in fashion! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3559 Just don't get too big for your britches! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3560 Hi Handsome...you lookin' for a trophy wife? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3561 Touch that start button one more time and you'll be sleeping with the fishes! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3562 I belong to the old school. You? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3563 The river" -- I specifically said "the river" 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
3564 Agent 68 returning from undercover assignment, sir. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3565 I was expecting a gold watch. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3566 An easy game of hide and seek 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
3567 I hate these damn participation trophies! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3568 I was abducted, I tell you! Abducted! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3569 At my quarterly review they had the nerve to criticize my personality - said I was stiff as a board. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3570 Dream come true. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3571 Hire a food taster. It’s worth the extra bucks. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3572 "If I get caught now, I can talk my way out of it." 1.2500 0.05455 64 51 13 0
3573 No! I’m not bored! I’m board!!! 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3574 Our place in the Coral Sea is under construction, I haven't had a decent bite of Roe in months and every time he touches me all I can smell is his Fin Rot. I tell you, it's not all sparkling water and crickets being a trophy wife! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3575 Congratulations! the said. Very Important Fish they said. VIF Gets You Your Own Plaque they said. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3576 Well, listen, the pay is good and it goes on my resume. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3577 They told me it was a once in a life time opportunity! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3578 No, I’m not interested in being your ‘trophy wife’. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3579 Nailed it! Of all the compliments in the sea...You had to say I nailed it. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3580 You should see the one that DIDN'T get away 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3581 If I’m going to be your trophy wife I’d rather you put me on a pedestal. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3582 Hey, it's me, Billy Bass! We spent a few nights in the weeds together a few years back. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3583 Don't even try to push my buttons. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3584 Call me 'big mouth' one more time, see what happens 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3585 I’m getting really tired of that song 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3586 ''you don't know how dry it is out there'' 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3587 Thanks for nominating me as a member of the school board... 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
3588 I'm so much more than a mere trophy wife. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3589 If you asked me to sing I'll give you something to worry about! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3590 At least I’m not foraging. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3591 This board is awesome. Let's hit the waves. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3592 Sure, I know some other songs besides ‘Don’t’ Worry, Be Happy!” 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3593 Better to be smothered in capers, butter & garlic than to die by plastic. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3594 Take a bite," you said. "What could possibly go wrong?" you said 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
3595 This taxi guy knows his stuff. Turns out I'm a wall-fish. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
3596 This is your fault! You ratted me out and said I could sing! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3597 What happened? I thought you were on board 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3598 Yes I wanted to follow a career as a singer bass but now I'm screwed! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3599 try it,she says. just one bite,she says. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3600 But I didn't eat anything! I was foul hooked! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3601 It's time you got on board! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
3602 Don't welcome on board, me! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3603 I fell for that old worm trick. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3604 I am here because the taxidermist did a bad job! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3605 And they expect me to sing, too. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3606 That's where I see myself in five years 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
3607 …but “I Will Survive” is my go-to karaoke song.” 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3608 Good to see you're still hangin' in there 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3609 Super Glue! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3610 I 've got a big presentation coming up. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3611 I think I got up on the wrong side of the reef, suddenly I’m stiff as a board.” 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3612 I'm nobody's trophy wife, okay? 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
3613 Just Say NO! Baits are a Hook! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3614 I'm just glad to be away from that singing bass. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3615 If I were you I’d go light at the buffet 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
3616 Take it from me, kid - don’t let them know that you can sing and dance. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3617 My dentist says I suffer from plaque. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3618 They said I’ll get used to it eventually. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
3619 Think it’s easy being a trophy husband? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3620 I was THIS big 20 years ago! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3621 I didn't ask to be put on the school board. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3622 This is what happens when you feast on plankton. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3623 Look, I was in a complicated relationship, okay? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3624 I am working on my plank position. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3625 Well apparently there aren't plenty of other fish in the sea like this. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3626 Mob sharks are convinced that I swallowed the FBI bait. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3627 See the world you said, expand my horizons you said. Well how am I looking now Steve?! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3628 It was in this moment they realized they may not know how to save the endangered thin mouth bass. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3629 It was less invasive than the botox 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3630 A burial at sea with an affixed tombstone IS Continental-chic. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3631 He calls me a trophy, but I just get board 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3632 And you said if I grabbed that worm I would be famous WELL! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3633 Let me tell ya kid. You get typecast as the “Filet of Fish” guy and nobody wants to touch you with a 10 foot pole. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3634 You do not want to push the wrong buttons with me! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3635 Get back to me when you have a mortgage to pay! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3636 It’s “William,” and for the last time I do not know the lyrics. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3637 Don’t stray away like I did. Go back to school and be free. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3638 Beats swimming in a fishbowl, year after year. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3639 So any way the kid took my song literally and here I am. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3640 Fish in glass bowls shouldn’t throw stones. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3641 But first he took a picture holding me and now he’s using it to go on dates 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3642 Vaccinated! Are you? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3643 No one gets my public art installation! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3644 I'm not annoyed, this is how I look now 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3645 ‘Back in my day, we had to swim uphill both ways’ 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3646 Stop staring and get your own. I can't share it. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3647 I know I said “Take me to the river, put me in the water,” but I didn’t think he’d actually DO it. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3648 Then the Capo said, ‘Billy, this is what happens when you have a big mouth.’ 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3649 They said I was getting a seat on the board.... 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3650 I DO sing and dance... the problem is that AA batteries are not water-proof! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3651 I tried to tell them, it’s my RIGHT side that is my good side. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3652 And after all that, they expected me to sing! 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
3653 Trust me, there is no free lunch. There are strings attached. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
3654 No I won't sing the damn song. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3655 Wall space was at a premium when the firm downsized. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3656 Your app set me up with a fly-fish! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3657 I told him plankton, not plank. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3658 Fame is not all it’s cracked up to be! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3659 All they want to hear is 'Take Me to the River'. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3660 No, this is not a typical 'catch and release' situation! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3661 No it’s not cedar, it’s pine. Now go away. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3662 I am NOT a stuffed shirt! 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3663 I’m not just some trophy 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3664 Yeah, I won a prize. Get over it! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3665 Everything looks better with a frame, ya jerk. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3666 You are only seeing one side of this situation. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3667 I didn't ask; he just threw me back. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3668 It's Fine! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3669 It’s a major award! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3670 Sorry, I‘ve found it really difficult to leave my bubble lately. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3671 I told you it didn't look like a worm Alfredo 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3672 That's what you got from my story?! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3673 I still can’t believe you said my performance was wooden. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3674 Left, Left, left, that’s how 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3675 Beware big hooks bearing gifts, son. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3676 I can’t eat another bite. I’m stuffed. 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
3677 I can sing something catchy. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3678 I passed the audition. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3679 You're the weirdo. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3680 Get your own wall! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3681 Catch and release just seems so impersonal “ 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3682 I told you waterboarding wasn’t illegal back in the day 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3683 I will not shut my big mouth 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3684 OH MY GOD YOU SAID NOT TO WORRY 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3685 My fisherman was unclear on the concept of 'catch and release.' 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3686 Ok, so my repertoire from captivity is mostly stuck in the Sixties, but the good news is...now I can surf! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3687 I'm actually on the Board now. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3688 They need to tighten up those rules about throwing us back. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3689 Don't leave your school before graduation like I did. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3690 well at least I won't be drenched in butter and fried the way you will be someday 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3691 What are you looking at?! I'm the show-stopper at Le Bernardin! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3692 So I'm singing "Take me to the river, toss me in the water" and the idiot throws me in the ocean. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3693 Have you ever met a wall eyed hanging trout? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3694 I wasn't surfboarding. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3695 No, I’m not going to get sacked, because I have the backing of the board! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3696 At the end, I let ‘em keep the hook. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3697 It was either this or be sautéed in lemon butter. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3698 You know, when you got that tune stuck in your head, only worst.” 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3699 I kept singing "Take me to the water" and they finally did. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3700 ...No !!! I don't do autographs.... 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3701 It's my body and I'll do what I want with it. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3702 They complained that I only knew one song. They replaced me with Steve. Apparently he can recite "Hamilton." 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3703 When you’re my age, you’ll understand. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3704 Hey. How's it hangin'? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3705 I’m telling you. I didn’t do it. I’ve been framed. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3706 I really need you to get on board. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3707 It’s actually NOT really better than winding up in a landfill kiddo. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3708 Where’s yours? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3709 Don’t ever say you’re bored at school. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3710 How else would you enforce social distancing? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3711 I must have tripped when I was jumping out of the frying pan 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3712 I didn't invest in boarding school to be a trophy wife!! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3713 No, will not sing "Hooked on a Feeling!" 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3714 Sure Edna, you just had to go to your sister's place by the dock. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3715 They were vegetarians. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3716 I thought you said it was going to be a costume party!? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3717 Happy with your trophy wife? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3718 This isn’t Spencers! I won’t sing so stop poking me! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3719 Hello, I’m Salmon Onaplank. What’s your name? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3720 I don't even like singing! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3721 You never heard of the Mounties? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3722 They never defined catch-and-release 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3723 Gone is the man and the man cave. The new decorator went with pastels. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3724 Signed. Sealed. Delivered. I'm yours! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3725 Could've been worse. They considered making me into a taco. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3726 You fish? 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
3727 It's not a worm, you said, it'll taste great, you said. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3728 I thought we had protection from online phishing scams 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3729 Don't cheat on your intermittent fast. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3730 I’m just as tired of singing that song as you are of hearing it 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3731 I'm a post it note. What do think. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3732 At least talking with you I don't feel like I am about to be blindsided. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3733 Look at it this way, at least I’ll make someone a great trophy wife. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3734 I tried to tell the guy, I’m not that big. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3735 Is it really that noticeable? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3736 In my day, mounts were trendy! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3737 Tell me again about the one that got away... 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3738 It wasn't an enjoyable onboarding process 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3739 ...and this dentist had the nerve to tell me that I didn’t have plaque 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3740 This new mattress sucks. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
3741 For the first time in my life, I finally feel grounded 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
3742 There may be bigger fish in the sea but I'm the prize 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3743 I’m not on board with this 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3744 Never again tell me you’re bored. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3745 Don’t even think about it until you complete your singing lessons! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3746 Immortality has it 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3747 For my first two wishes, I asked to be brought back to life and returned to the sea. For my third wish, I asked for my ex to be on a plate but I should have asked to be taken off this plaque. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3748 At first I didn’t mind being a trophy wife. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3749 I am Alpha and You are Omega 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3750 You're not such a prize yourself you know! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3751 So you want to be a big shot? See the world? Well I've seen it. And it ain't pretty 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3752 You're not exactly trophy wife 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3753 You dared me to swallow the worm, and now look at me! 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3754 I used to complain about people throwing garbage into the ocean. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3755 well...it's a job! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3756 Can’t you see I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place here??! 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3757 What you have never seen a trophy fish before? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3758 This ruined my deal with Pixar. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3759 I just hit a wall, man 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3760 You took "Trophy wife" a little to far, Frank! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3761 So the guy says, what's for dinner?" s 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3762 ‘“Yes, I am definitely looking for a trophy wife”. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
3763 You want to join me for dinner! 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
3764 Darwin got it wrong! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
3765 I told you that shrimp was plastic! 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3766 Listen Bud, it's only Velcro. I can jump off anytime I want! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
3767 Yeah, I went to boarding school. So what? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3768 Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note. Don't worry…be happy 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3769 I lost my job when the restaurant turned vegan 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
3770 In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
3771 I’m so tired of just hanging around. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
3772 I told you all trophy spouses are high maintenance! 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3773 They sent me down to tell you that fame doesn’t buy happiness 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3774 I no longer want to be where the people are. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
3775 . Trust in yourself, they said!! Take the bait, seize the opportunity!! Be ready for change!! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
3776 They did NOT take me to the river. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
3777 I was looking for a trophy wife 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3778 My therapist says that it will keep me uplifted 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
3779 This is the thanks I get for being able to sing. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
3780 He wore flannel and smelled of beer and cheddar. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
3781 My stage name is Billy B., but I only use it when I perform on a wall. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
3782 Don't judge me just because I'm considered a trophy wife. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3783 I’m beginning to think you married me for the wrong reason. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3784 Just one hit and you could be hooked forever. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3785 Well, SHE thought I was a trophy, Gladys! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3786 I didn't think that he would actually, take me to the river. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3787 You don’t want to know what happened before I landed up here. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3788 Just try the juicy worm you said...what could happen! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3789 My spouse says I’m a trophy wife. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3790 Get your own SilverPlatter! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3791 It's part of a new catch-mount-release program. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3792 I'm not anyone's trophy wife! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3793 The dentist says I have a big plaque problem. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3794 Stay away from me - you’re not vaccinated 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3795 Tell me, in what world does being old and fat make you a 'trophy'? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3796 Modeling, not so thrilling... 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3797 And why are you here? You haven't got any excuse to be out of school. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3798 You see what happens when you don’t stay in school. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3799 They’re giving out free makeovers with every vaccination. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3800 STOP PUSHING MY BUTTON! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3801 This is your future if you don't stay in school! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3802 Trust me, kid—the 15 minutes of fame ain't worth it. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3803 Found the perfect way to get off the hook with my wife…. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3804 I’m in witness protection for testifying against Tony Soprano. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3805 I know I'm not a real fish. Big whoop, wanna fight about it? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3806 You're just jealous that I awarded this plaque. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3807 I'm sorry I didn't get you off the hook. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3808 Be honest. You’re leaving me because I’m inflexible. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3809 I was never self conscious about how big my mouth was until all this 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3810 You keep your mouth SHUT, or you’ll end up like me. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3811 ...I'm feeling a little stagnant, Marty. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3812 You could say I was a nice catch 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3813 I'm coming back on one condition: no question asked ok? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3814 Don’t even think about saying I told you so. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3815 Laugh it up...the prize money was handsome! 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3816 I've got to get a new agent. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3817 Catch and release is not what you think it is. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3818 The guy has this catch and release thing bass backwards. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3819 Don't just stand there!! Take me to the river and drop me in the water!! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3820 Sorry I can’t go, I’m kinda tied down right now 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3821 Clyde, stop pushing my buttons. No, Please Stop! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3822 This trophy wife cosplay has gone way too far. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3823 Did I ASK to be in "This Week's Caption Contest?!? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3824 If they ever ask if you can sing...just say NO! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3825 Are you happy now,that you have a trophy wife? 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
3826 Predestination 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3827 You’ve taken this narcissism too far now 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3828 You look kinda board 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3829 I tried the big fish, small pond thing. It didn’t work out. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3830 And, stop calling me your trophy husband! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3831 Who cares if I had a part in one episode of “The Sopranos”? It’s not even on HBO Max anymore! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3832 They said, “it doesn’t spark joy so let’s throw it in the ocean.” 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3833 It’s not good... my doctor says I have Plaque Psoriafish. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3834 Remember Luca, a fish they keeps his mouth shut never gets caught. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3835 The next person to tell me to make the best of it is going to get a board to the face 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3836 I’ll listen to your opinion when you’ve got a place on the Board 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3837 What,you never saw a trophy wife before? 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
3838 I shoulda worried 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3839 I am sick of being know. As your trophy wife. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3840 Do not let them convince you that the water is blueer on their side of the boat 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3841 Hey, Pal. Can you pull the battery out the back. I'm tired of singing Octopus's Garden! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3842 I’m not handicapped. It’s physically disabled! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3843 School Plaque. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3844 Yeah, I'm Bigmouth Billy Bass, you wanna hear me sing, it will cost you. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
3845 You're just jealous you can't sing like me. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3846 It was a plastic minnow with an AI chip sing;n; "catch me if you can" 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3847 I said, take me to the river! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3848 And let me tell you another thing... 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3849 The good news and the bad news is- I found Nemo! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3850 Like, the plaque thing wasn't enough. Now they want me to sing "Mack the Knife" while wiggling my butt! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3851 I like fish who weren’t captured. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3852 Oh Cod, please don’t start singing again. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3853 That was the LONGEST catch-and-release I've ever had to put up with! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
3854 These corporate Zoom backgrounds are such a drag. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3855 I really prefer the term ‘content creator’... 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3856 Im no Kate Winslet, and this is not the ending of Titanic, man. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3857 Sing, they said...You’ll be famous, they said! Well, now look where my big mouth got me! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3858 They could have at least had the decency to mount me on my good side! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3859 see what happens when your late for school 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3860 You lack ambition. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3861 Wish they had dropped me in the water BEFORE sticking me on the plaque. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
3862 On the plus side, this wood cost them a fortune. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3863 Don't get hooked, just say no. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3864 Don’t look at me like I’m nuts. I hear this look is all the rage at the Applebee’s in Ocean City. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3865 Yeah I got nailed. What of it, virgin? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3866 Turns out they just wanted me for my oil. Typical Americans. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3867 We can't all be young and flexible! 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
3868 I am just trying this on for size but be honest, does this plaque make me look fat? 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
3869 Don't do like me, Leroy. Stay in school. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3870 I told him Take me to the river 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
3871 Yes, I'm stuffed, too, but it doesn't mean I'm not hungry. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3872 No one realized I could still see them so yes, I saw amazing things . 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3873 There’s a difference between bored and board! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3874 No, it’s plaquing, not planking. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3875 This is what they call overboard. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3876 Just you wait, Mildred. Next they'll be saving the whales. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3877 What makes you think I sing? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3878 Unless you keep your mouth shut, you'll wind up like me! 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
3879 Yes, I did floss regularly. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3880 Flossing will help you get rid of your plaque! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3881 Don’t go cheap on your veneers 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3882 I used to be right handed, too. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3883 Wanna go grab a bite to eat?" "No im Stuffed!! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3884 I told you my school is made up of bullies 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3885 Buddy, can you help me out with my blind spot? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3886 A "Big Mouth Billy Bass" replaced me, and now I'm trash? That atrocity replaced a real fish! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3887 Some days I just feel like a fish out of water. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3888 If you’re going to sing down here you want to avoid stupid fishing songs. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3889 Well at least he appreciates me Kevin. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3890 Worry!! 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
3891 Alice, this is better than my other schemes. I take the free lunch; they reel me in; they see I’m mounted already: they’ll think I’m someone else’s trash, and bingo--throw me back in. Am I brilliant or what? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3892 THIS is what happens when you eat worms! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3893 He didn't even think to ask which is my good side. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3894 You’ll never believe what happened to me on my way home from school today. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3895 20 years on the wall, 20 seconds in the hands of a two-year-old." 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3896 No, being catfished isn't 'like the same thing'. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3897 Not what I imagined when the recruiter said 'become a mountie' 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
3898 So I sang, "Take me to the river. Throw me in the water...." 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3899 Yeah, got it already! "Shiny objects", blah blah blah. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
3900 Ya wanna know what’s way overrated? Being a trophy wife! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3901 I'd better see the dentist about this plaque! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3902 Being a trophy wife seemed nice, really. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3903 Trust me. This is one plaque you don't need so keep your mouth shut! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3904 Don't worry. Be happy." The damn song is stuck in my head 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3905 I'm a tribute act not an impersonator. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3906 I'm bored to death. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3907 Yeah, I don't think I'll be eating that restaurant. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3908 You gotta ditch that stupid stare if you want to become a trophy. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3909 You gotta follow your dreams, kid! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3910 No Kyle. I’m not singing for you again so stop asking. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3911 Wanting to be famous was a huge mistake. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3912 No, I don’t need directions! 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
3913 never fall in love with a blue heron, or if so, never ask for divorce.... 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3914 Come on man, I’m up against a wall here 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3915 ‘That’s it, I’ve had it with Botox!’ 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3916 ALAN, BEWARE OF THE SEAS! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3917 They didn’t really capture his expression. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3918 I agreed thinking it was for surfing. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3919 I left school to join the Mounted patrol! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3920 He only wanted to show me off to his friends,so I left him 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3921 Apparently I have a plaque problem that I didn't know about. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3922 Whatever you do, don’t sing. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3923 I heard you were looking for a trophy wife… 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3924 ‘HAHA’ ‘NOT FUNNY, KARL’ 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3925 You said you wanted a trophy wife. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3926 I'm seriously hoping the glue is it waterproof 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3927 They told me it was a 'really fun' board game. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3928 This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I asked to be mounted. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
3929 It was horrible. All they ever wanted to hear was "Take Me to the Water'. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3930 Don't you dare push the button! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3931 I don't mind the plaque, it's the damn singing. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
3932 Just my luck to get caught by an indecisive Fisherman. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3933 Honestly,I feel naked without these now. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3934 Me? I'm the Shoal Board representative of a School of Fish! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3935 No I'm not; I'm just hiding from the kids! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3936 Yeah, I'm a plaque fish 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3937 You know that stuff about catch and release they taught us in school, well its a myth. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3938 Beware of anything that wiggles! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3939 There's no business like show business. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3940 But it was all a lie -- I couldn't sing at all. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3941 To think I was going to make a bumble profile. Hello from the other side 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3942 the Ad said I would be floating on this block of wood! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3943 He said he didn’t like my Big Mouth 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3944 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?! I'M A PRIZE POSSESSION!!!! 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
3945 I’m paying it off in monthly instalments, 417 more and it’s mine. 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
3946 Wood board of shame 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3947 Ugh, I hate karaoke. Why do you ask? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3948 A guy with the cap hollered, "All aboard!" and I thought, that sounds like fun. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3949 Kid, don't bite anything that wiggles. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3950 Grow bigger and you'll end up on a wall. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3951 It’s my support board, okay? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3952 A robot took over my job. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3953 Fins Fardashian said it would help my achy back. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3954 This fish out of water thing is just a phase. You'll see. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3955 Thank God he was one of those "Catch and release" guys! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3956 You always said you wanted a Trophy Wife! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3957 I don’t get you. You are completely off the wall. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3958 You said it was a costume party! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3959 I sing, too 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3960 I said it was a hobby. I didn’t say it was MY hobby. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3961 They threw me back when they FINALLY realized I didn't match the decor in the parlor! 1.2388 0.06412 67 56 7 4
3962 I’m a sucker for a firm mattress. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3963 You don't know the half of it! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3964 Do you want to end like me on this platter! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3965 Hey kid! What are batteries and where do I find em? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3966 Beats me, Hank; she just said she wasn’t on-board... 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3967 Plaque build-up? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3968 Go find me a couple of batteries, there should be quite a few behind that grove of algae 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3969 They only warn you about the microplastics! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3970 It’s the swimming around in circles that I find really frustrating. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3971 If you sing ‘Gimme that Filet-O-Fish’, I swear to Cod… 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3972 Worst vacations that I ever had 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3973 I thought it was a yoga class. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3974 Swimming is just not the same anymore. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3975 No! I don't want to just hang around. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3976 Do you know how to remove Super Glue? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3977 Turns out Finding Nemo romanticized the hell out of the surface. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3978 ''Why are you looking at me? Don't you like my new surfboard'' 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3979 Yeah, I am a prize catch. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3980 Stay away from the floating worms! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3981 My name is Norman. "Billy" was just part of the schtick. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3982 Whatever you do, never eat anything that's attached to a string! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3983 See where your big mouth got you? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3984 Yes it’s a lot of plaque. I haven’t seen my dentist since before the pandemic. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3985 Apparently, I’m tone deaf. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3986 Have you learned nothing from my mistakes?? Stay in school and don’t get hooked! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3987 So, you think you'er invincible? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3988 He was a little slow on the catch-and-release concept. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3989 Work from home," they said 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3990 I should have known he only wanted me as a trophy wife! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3991 Oh yeah, well I'm bored. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3992 Because they found out I could talk but then they realized what I was saying. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3993 You couldn't have gone deer hunting? 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3994 Just about my whole law school class got nailed on the boards. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3995 Trophy wife life aquatic 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3996 Haven't you seen a ghost before? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3997 I’m just not ready to get back out there yet. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3998 Good 4 u, you look happy and healthy...not me...if you ever cared to ask 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3999 Did you see my work in The Sopranos? 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
4000 When they announced they would be awarding plaques at the retirement banquet this is not what I pictured! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
4001 I didn't expect them to actually do it. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4002 He felt he had to return me to where I came from ! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4003 That's right. I sang until he threw me back! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4004 Isn't it obvious that I am a walleye? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4005 He said he'd throw me back but first needed a good picture. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4006 “ It was a simple request. Toothpaste. Mint. Gel. Plaque remover.” 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4007 I am in my Covid bubble so steer clear! 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4008 I am NOT just a trophy wife 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4009 ...when suddenly I was broadsided by this paddle. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4010 Tell Mom my battery’s getting low. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
4011 I told him I’m tired of repeating myself and just left 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4012 This isn't what I had in mind when they said I could be part of the Board 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4013 I come from the school of hard woods. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4014 I'm done singing. I want to be an actor! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4015 You don't want to end up like this 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4016 Imagine if only certain colored fish could vote. That’s what they’re doing up there. I worry for you kids. 1.2373 0.07773 59 50 4 5
4017 You have no idea what I had to do to get out of this guy's living room! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4018 In school I was voted most likely to secede. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4019 Keep your eyes on the bubbles. You are falling into a deep hypnotic sleep. When I count to three you will change places with me. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4020 The husband wanted to eat me; the wife wanted to release me. This was their compromise. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4021 Do you think anyone will notice? 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
4022 What does this list my weight as? If it says more than 10 lbs, that SOB lied. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4023 If you see a genie around here, just keep swimming. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4024 This is what I get for not flossing! 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4025 All good, been waiting for the perfect wave 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4026 I agreed there should be a plaque in my honour, but I assumed after my death! 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4027 Until now, I was the big fish in the board room 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4028 They said it would help my scoliosis. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4029 Well, at least I can sing „Don‘t Worry Be Happy“. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4030 They sold me as a flippen' NFT DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT also this thing is FULL of 5G HELP ME buddy 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4031 You won't believe it! The one who has taken my place can also sing! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4032 Frank! Where have you been?? I’ve been stuck to this dang board since April 1st! What the hell kind of glue did you use??? 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
4033 Don't trust anything that comes from above. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4034 Do not say "you look good enough to eat." 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4035 What'd you call me?! I am NOT cheugy! Planking is still hip!" 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
4036 Ok Gus, YOU think it's a great compliment. Well, I think that it's demeaning. Plus, I never wanted everyone in the entire school to know that I'm your trophy wife. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
4037 Don’t you dare ask me to sing. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4038 No, I didnt grow this after I got vaccinated 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
4039 Get into showbiz, they said. You’ll be loved by Dads everywhere, they said. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4040 I bit on an LED. Don't make the same mistake. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4041 When you asked if you could mount me, I thought you were just naughty. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4042 When they said I would be up for a trophy, I think it would be this. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4043 Mrs Brown always said in school that Earl’s big mouth would catch up with him. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4044 You know those wriggly things you see sometimes? This is going to blow your mind... 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4045 I could be your trophy boyfriend 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4046 I am not fishing for a compliment but being a fish out of water for a while I felt this plaque save me. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4047 You have absolutely no idea how difficult it was to get here! 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
4048 His third wish was he wished I would shut the #$% up, so here I am 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4049 This is not what I expected when they told me they wanted me on the school board! 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4050 I think the term 'Catch and Release' needs to be clarified. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4051 I told you it wasn't a virtual background. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4052 No, I will NOT sing ‘Baby Shark’ again. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4053 Fish 1: Where did you get the wooden Bed?! Fish 2: IKEA, 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4054 Keep moving pal. I’ve heard it all! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4055 FYI, I come with baggage. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4056 Hi there, welcome to Steve’s! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4057 Some big mouth divulged my hiding place. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4058 It's a statement piece. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4059 Well, you can now show off your trophy wife. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4060 Remember when I told you I was bored? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4061 Mom said there would be days like this. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4062 Who you callin' stuck up? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4063 And THAT'S how I could be so stupid, Smarty Pants. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4064 Never let them hear you sing. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4065 This school carries onboarding too far. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4066 When they offered me a board position ... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4067 It's not free food. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4068 Would I like to join your school? Who are you calling wood eye!?! 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
4069 There’s nothing wrong with selling out. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4070 ..and you will be my trophy wife. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4071 They threw me back at the wrong stage of the process’ 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4072 No, Diane, I'm not giving up my love of interior decoration. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4073 I am not sure what all the fuss was about Nemo making it back home. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4074 George, I will not tell you again, do not sing if you get caught. The humans just become goofy 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4075 You ever get a song stuck in your head that you just can't shake? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4076 Planked salmon, of course. What are you? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4077 I may look like a trophy fish but I'd give both my fins to be back in school with you guys! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4078 I’ve changed my tune. You should definitely worry. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4079 Hey, you’re no prize either. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4080 Take a picture; it'll last longer! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4081 I accidentally swam beyond territorial waters--big deal, right?--and they slap me on this. Called it Fish Quarantine. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4082 I wish they had released me before mounting me. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4083 Got off that dam wall, now help me get off this dam piece of wood. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4084 Melania. What’s it to you? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4085 It's a life choice, don't judge me. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4086 I’m boarding. And you? 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
4087 Just because I took the bait and you didn't is no reason to gloat. I happen to like octopus on a hook. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4088 Regrettably, son, I was lured by a bright, colorful worm. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4089 Yeah but at least up there I was adored for my singing voice! 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4090 I’m not ready to give up working from home 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4091 So tell me what you've been up to since graduation. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4092 Is that the new water bed I've been hearing about? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4093 I told you to sing it note for note! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4094 I know I look hungover Ted... You don’t have to remind me 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4095 And all this time we thought they eat us... 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4096 It’s basically the same as the blue checkmark on Twitter 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4097 Fish meets his fate 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
4098 What?! No, I haven't spoken to my dentist...! It's not that kind of plaque! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4099 And then she said, “I just find you a little two-dimensional” 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
4100 Ten years in the corner of a garage, but I knew I’d find my way back to you — they’re terrible at recycling. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4101 I actually preferred being a fish out of water 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4102 They threw me back in the ocean after my battery ran out. I was tired of that damn song anyway. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
4103 No, I will NOT do the dance for you! 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4104 First rule of survival, kiddo: play dead. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4105 Being a trophy wife isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4106 Well, at least I have a fireplace. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4107 Life isn't about rewards and trophies son. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4108 They are sending me to boarding school. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4109 I said I was bored. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4110 Actually, I do realize I've been killed, stuffed and mounted. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4111 At least I’m famous. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4112 It’s the damn song that’s driving me crazy. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4113 Turns out, 'swimming with the fishes' has a totally different meaning up there." 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
4114 'With your shield or on it,' you said. Well, how about both? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4115 Yeah yeah, I know! But I still say there's nothing truly dangerous about a hook or a net! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4116 I’m a cedar plank salmon, what are you? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
4117 I'm still locked in by my employment contract! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4118 Yes. I'm bored! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4119 Just give it a try, you said. Just as good as the real thing, you said. Take a chance, you said. Live a little, you said. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4120 You seem nice, but the truth is I’m looking for a trophy wife. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
4121 It’s about time you start thinking about getting into real estate, son. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4122 I hate karaoke night. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4123 So, if you see any little wires attached, don't eat it! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4124 Being a trophy isn't all that it's made out to be. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4125 Sorry, I was hung up. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4126 I said take me to the river, Harold! The river! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
4127 My name’s not even Billy 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
4128 And there I was trying to find my purpose in life... then bam!.. It hit me. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4129 You don't know how lucky you are to have free speech. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4130 This is my protection until you get your Co-Vid shot. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4131 I was in 'The Sopranos'. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
4132 I'm stuffed, no dinner for me. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4133 I know, it’s bass ackwards. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4134 Just a hint. Don't try the deep pool under the willow. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4135 when they said stuffed and mounted, this is not what I had in mind 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4136 I was framed I tell ya, framed! 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
4137 Turns out I’m a trophy wife 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
4138 Yup, I’m a « Trophy Wife”. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4139 There’s always a catch to free worms 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
4140 Sure, I took the bait, but you have should seen my escape. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4141 I was up there doing 3 shows a day for weeks before he told me it only pays half-scale. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4142 Yes it is irritating. I just don't get any exercise ! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4143 Be the art," they said 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4144 I gargle everyday. Still covered in plaque 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4145 I'm fake. I run on batteries 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4146 Names Billy Bass. I’m on the board. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4147 Now he’s always working on a deal. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4148 There was a time when I was on back order. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4149 I don't care if you prefer virtual. Your mother and I pay a lot for this school and I'm on the board. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4150 I might be old school but take my advice or you'll end up like this. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4151 When I said I wanted to be famous this isn’t what I meant! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4152 Long days, but at least I get health insurance. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4153 Well MY insurance doesn’t cover plaque removal, Steven. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4154 I went to Juliard for this? 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
4155 Apparently you CAN go home again. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4156 Uncle Al? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4157 What? You’ve never seen a talking fish before? 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
4158 Because I’m chairman of the Board, that’s why! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4159 This isn’t how I thought I’d learn about objectification! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4160 I got tired of hanging around with that crowd. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4161 Your bored and I'm Board. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4162 They didn't eat me! They're kinky 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4163 Honestly, it makes me feel valued. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4164 This is what happens when you try to eat the flying worm. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4165 I've told you before, Frank. I'm not just a Trophy Wife! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4166 Not what I meant when I said “I need to get mounted” 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4167 Honey come on, we both know that you're the delicious one 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4168 Its called plating…”you wouldn’t understand”. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4169 No, I didn’t say I’m bored. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4170 Welcome to the 2021 Plank Competition 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4171 Protect yourself or you’ll get mounted. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4172 Everything's so artificial these days. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4173 Honey—Hook, line and sinker—I got framed. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4174 I caught cabin fever; it’s a mounting epidemic! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4175 Well,you always said you wanted a trophy wife! 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
4176 No I don’t want to sing! Do you want to sing?! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4177 That was the longest catch and release ever! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4178 I expected to be sushi, but instead got hung a wall--like their savior! I think they're crazy. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4179 Don't aspire to be a lunker. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4180 Well,thanks a lot. You’ve framed me! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4181 It's my retirement plan. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4182 There are real drawbacks to drawing too much attention. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
4183 This IS the river, and you ARE in the water 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4184 To quote Winston Churchill "We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.” 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4185 I had to get out of there. the home owners had faux wood paneling. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4186 . " I said, take me to the River. This is obviously quite brined waters." 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4187 NO. I’m not hungry. Can’t you see I’m stuffed 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
4188 I’m on board, how about you?” “… 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4189 Take me to the river, I said. Drop Me in the water, I said. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4190 You’re so vain…you probably think this song is about you. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4191 No damn it! I do not take requests!" 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4192 It's a meal," you said. "Eat it," you said. Next time, YOU eat it 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4193 No, Steve, I do NOT take requests 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4194 Son , follow my wake , swim in the best school & this is what your future holds 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4195 I didn’t think they’d actually drop me in the water. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4196 Yes,I had a hard time growing up! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4197 How is living in a bubble for my own good? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4198 It’s not as bad as it looks, at least they didn’t eat me. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4199 You’ve finally gotten the trophy wife you’ve always wanted. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4200 This trophy wife thing isn't what I expected. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4201 I kept pleading “Take me to the river. Drop me in the water” over and over. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4202 At least there is honor in putting up a good fight.’ 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4203 Stop fishing for attention 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4204 I’m allowed to be upset, Dan. I don’t have to ‘be happy’ all the time. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4205 Try it, you’ll like it, you said 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4206 How do I feel? Absolutely gutted. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4207 I've got a sinking feeling... 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4208 Planking. Almost done. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4209 And they said you would never “a-mount” to anything.. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4210 It’s not just a faze! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4211 No! Catch, mount and release isn’t the same thing! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4212 I'd better make it into the fraternity after this. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4213 You misunderstood when I said I was bored. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4214 What can I say? She took me to the river, dropped me in the water, and LEFT.... 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4215 YOU TOLD ME THAT PLANKING IS STILL A THING! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4216 They threw me back because I didn’t know any Phish songs. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4217 Hey, which one of us is a trophy? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4218 I didn't think this is what he meant when he wanted a trophy wife! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4219 Don't be happy. Worry! 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4220 Then,turns out they couldn't even afford the licensing for 'Midnight Train to Georgia'! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4221 It's not just a label! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4222 You said 'just one more worm, what's the worst that could happen'? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4223 Obviously, I'm a trophy fish. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4224 All I did was start singing and kerplunk I ended up here 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4225 No, I won’t sing it. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4226 Don't you dare hum that tune that makes my tail wag! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4227 Don't worry, I am mounting a campaign to save our species 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4228 It drives me crazy that I can't scratch my butt!! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4229 Is that all I am to you? A trophy wife? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4230 This isn't my view of a happy afterlife. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4231 Keep up with your school, or you’ll end up like me. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4232 Get your ass outta here.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4233 So, as you can see, there was a good reason I wasn't in school. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4234 You're just jealous because you can't sing. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4235 AAAAAAAAAAAAA 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4236 He threw me back when he realized it was “catch and release” . 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4237 No I’m not related to big mouth billy bass 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4238 Yesterday I was a Father's Day gift. And today, here I am. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4239 I delight in being recognized as a trophy fish, although it comes with some disadvantages. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4240 At least I am du jour. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4241 Because I was named Best in School 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4242 The hard part was rolling down the wharf to get back in the ocean. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4243 What? Is there something on my face? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4244 The toothfish says I have plaque. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4245 And to think I spent 12 years in a school just to get this lousy plaque. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4246 Any tips for getting out an about after being locked down? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4247 My sturgeon saved me. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
4248 They told me I was a trophy, then they started calling me Billy and forcing me to sing and dance. I couldn’t take it any longer, so I got the heck outta there. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4249 I ain’t singin. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4250 It’s called a wall, Jessica. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4251 Apparently they call it, “New Age Catch and Release.” 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4252 Trust me; “frame” isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4253 This whole “think outside the lake” strategy isn’t going too well 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4254 I told you, worms aren’t a part of a healthy diet! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4255 I’m gonna kill that David Byrne if I ever get my fins on him. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4256 $50,000 in student loans and all I got was this plaque 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4257 Anyway, here’s Wonderwall. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4258 The EMTs put me on a board, for some reason. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4259 I told you I don’t do Rock & Roll 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4260 This is not what I expected when you said, let’s go planking. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4261 And I thought I was the one living in a bubble 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4262 I'm primed for Amazon. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4263 Well, they finally listened and took me to the river. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4264 If you see a worm on a hook on a string, swim away as fast as you can. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4265 Alive Fish: "I found my trophy wife!!" Trophy Fish: "As long as I get to keep the wood!" 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4266 Okay, I was a trophy wife. Now knock it off, will you! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4267 ‘You’re no prize’ you said. See? You were wrong! 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
4268 Oh look at the dancing worm, bite it, it will be fun, you said. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4269 I will NOT be joining you for Karaoke. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4270 They sent me back, because I couldn’t carry a tune. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4271 Apparently, this what they mean when they say you're going to sleep with the fishes, and you're a fish. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4272 Don't tell your mother. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
4273 I can't believe they actually took me to the damn river. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4274 Didn't get the Covid jab, huh? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4275 This isn't what I had in mind when he said I'd be his "Trophy" wife! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4276 A Gold Plate is great, but if you find the line you could be Platinum. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4277 No, I haven’t seen Nemo! Can’t you see I have my own problems? 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
4278 listen, that dentist I recommended …Dr. Atkinson? Well if he mentions anything to you about plaque … just swim away 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4279 I bet Flipper didn't need a pair of pliers when his showbiz career ended. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4280 For the last time, Marv, I'm not performing at your kid's birthday party. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4281 You can’t say that. ‘Bored’ is our word. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4282 I naively thought I’d enjoy being a trophy wife... 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4283 Sure, being ‘where the people are’ is all fun and games until you have to listen to the humans laugh at that god damn Caddyshack gopher over and over again. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4284 I’ve always leaned toward a more formal look. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4285 This is how Titanic would have ended if Jack was also on the door" 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4286 And they said I was an ego maniac! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4287 You’re just like everyone else! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4288 Okay, if you want the job, sing "Take Me To The River". 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
4289 WHO YOU CALLING A LOUDMOUTH? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4290 Freedom is not all it's cracked up to be 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4291 „This is water! Never read Wallace?“ 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4292 If you keep goofing off, you will never a-mount to anything! 1.2295 0.04900 61 48 13 0
4293 Be the fastest swimmer they said 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4294 The dentist said it was plaque. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
4295 I owe this loan-shark some money, and he warned me this would happen if I didn't pay up! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
4296 What! You've never heard of surfing before. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
4297 I’m tired of the entire school thinking I’m just a trophy wife. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
4298 . A former made man will be spending the night with me. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4299 In hindsight, it’s clear I took being his “Trophy Wife” a little too literally. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
4300 They took me to the river and dropped me in the water. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4301 Since when is an Open Marriage one-sided? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4302 Believe me, you do not want to become a trophy wife. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4303 The Big Tuna says I gotta wear this bubble til I get my shot. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4304 I got hooked into this. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4305 I assumed they meant the board of directors. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4306 I told you not to fill up on plankton! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4307 So then I said, "Take me to the river, drop me in the water" and waggled my tail at him. I didn't think he would: Oh Billy, you and your big mouth! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4308 Try the worms," you said. They look fresh," you said! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4309 Go ahead and say it. I know I'm just a trophy wife. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4310 I need to find a new song, they took the last one too literally... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4311 „Of course I loved her! Lately, though, she was just getting a little too possessive.“ 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4312 Be careful in school when they say go to the black board. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4313 I quit school, I joined the Mountees, and I never looked back. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4314 ...And They've Already Build A Spaceship To Conquer Mars. Believe Me, Pal, We Have To Attack Right Now! - In Mars, There Is No Water! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4315 They told me the hole was for a lip ring. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4316 They didn't like my version of "Macho macho man" 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4317 At the time, I didn't understand I would be his trophy wife! 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4318 And my name isn't even Billy! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4319 That's why they call me the Come-Back Kid. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4320 My therapist said wearing this will help me get over what happened to Uncle Salmon" 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4321 Don't you know who I am? I earned this plaque before you were spawned! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4322 I'm from the old school. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4323 Get a position on the board," they said. "It will raise your visibility! 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4324 You've never supported my singing career 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4325 You did say the only fish that you would mate with had to be a trophy. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4326 I'm not just some trophy wife that you can show off to your friends 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4327 Apparently, the rules for catch-and-release have changed. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4328 No, I do NOT know "Take Me To The River." 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4329 Somebody took me to the river and dropped me in the water . . . 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
4330 Stop framing me! 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
4331 Turns out he wanted a trophy wife 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4332 So you still think it looks like fun being a trophy wife? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4333 Singing on TV ads at 3:00 AM is not the same as making the finals on AGT. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4334 Now I can’t even swim I just float vertically... somehow 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4335 Stay away. You’re not in my bubble 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4336 Ladies don’t think I’m a prize catch, so I thought I’d spell it out for them. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4337 Why don't you try getting into a top school these days? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4338 What do you mean 'you want to be an influencer'" 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4339 They said i have plaque buildup 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4340 you think you’re so superior until the plastic fish in the ocean outnumber the real fish 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4341 . "Now I'm bored!" 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4342 A guy can dream... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4343 Then I said, "Drop me in the water." 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4344 Is that you dad? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4345 Yes, you may know me from the famous show “The Sopranos” 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4346 I was hung up on life outside the water. Now look at me. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4347 What's your song? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4348 Yes, I am going to worry, and no, I’m clearly not happy. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4349 Just don't sing "Downn by the Sea" 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4350 I've heard them all...No I'm not a Canadian Mountie, no I'm not feeling board, and no, I'm not forming a splinter group. Just find a saw, Ethel. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4351 There is no free lunch 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4352 Did you ever wonder what life would be like outside the water? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4353 I have 30 days to send it back. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4354 Find an octopus so that they can remove my battery. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4355 No respect for older generation! Where is your anti-Covid bubble, Jerry? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4356 This is how post pandemic “fishbowl” conversation looks like 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4357 I thought this is what they meant when they said "Take the plank challenge!" 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4358 Now I’m a believer. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4359 Everyone pities the one getting caught, never the one forced to watch them get eaten! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4360 Have you heard? Trump and his spineless congressional acolytes don’t give a sh*t about our democracy or the country. Isn’t that strange? 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
4361 Living my truth, brother 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4362 That's the last time I let someone push My buttons... 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4363 „I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle.” 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4364 Don’t knock it, Ralph. It’s what everyone’s wearing this season. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4365 I thought you liked having a trophy husband! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4366 Billy Bass was no friend of mine! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4367 NO REQUESTS!! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4368 I refused to sing "Mack the Knife" and flap around on the board so they threw me back. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4369 I was up staged by a marlin 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4370 It’s William, my mouth is of average size, and technically I’m a trout. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4371 I don't think you understand, Dory, it's not that simple. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4372 You are living in a bubble 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4373 Worst of all, they’re anti-vaxxers! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4374 My husband said he wanted a trophy wife 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4375 You're objectifying me. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4376 That's President Bass to you. What, you've never seen a fish in an oval office? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4377 I’m actually a tenor. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4378 No, I'm not board. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4379 I'll have you know, this plaque cost me everything! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4380 Yeah, I'm a divorced trophy wife. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4381 Bottom line... I was framed. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4382 Don’t get hooked, son. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4383 Yeah,I have a background in carpentry 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4384 I see that you were fully vaccinated . 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4385 I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that worm. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4386 I’m practicing for an ad about a room with a seaside view. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4387 It's great for surfing, but feeding's a challenge. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4388 You try listening to "Take Me to the River" every time some 'bro with a beer walks by! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4389 The worst part is when they play techno music - my neck and jaw are sore for days. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4390 They expect you to sing, and I said, "Listen, monkey, I ain't no dolphin." 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4391 Well, you should see what they did to their dog after the pandemic. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4392 As least I'm not someone's dinner. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4393 Trip Advisor said this was the perfect destination spot for someone with my profile. Not sure I agree. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4394 Just be happy, OK? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4395 They almost got me, but I convinced them of the ethics of catch and release. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4396 It wasn’t even a costume party! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4397 ‘It doesn’t make me any less of a fish.’ 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4398 You thought you could kick me off the school talent show, Fish Stick? I'm immortal! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4399 Move along, I’m trying to blend in! 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4400 Can't believe I fell for that line! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4401 If they ask you to be on the board, tell them 'NO'" 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4402 The best time to get into the housing market is yesterday. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4403 finally, got that back support, hey buddy? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4404 I was reborn as a memento! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4405 What are you doing?! you’re gonna blow my cover up there! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4406 Nothing I can do, it’s a timeshare. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4407 Dude, trust me! There's a scene just like this in the film - The Sea Lion King 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4408 I’m really getting tired of being a trophy wife. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4409 Why does everyone keep asking if my name is Billy? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4410 Whatcha mean you've heard that excuse before? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4411 Rude awakening? Of course it was a rude awakening. I thought he wanted more than a trophy wife. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
4412 I’m the one that got away. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4413 What... You've never gotten plastered before! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4414 ...and what exactly have you done since high school, Walter? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4415 Yeah. Things have been slow here too. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4416 Oh yeah? Well, maybe I AM stiff and unyielding but even if you press my button I won’t take the bait! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4417 He kept his promise and threw me back, twenty five years too late! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4418 This is why it’s important to stay in school. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4419 Is this your idea of a trophy wife? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4420 Why would you say I got everything served up on a platter? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4421 This is why you should stay in school. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4422 I'm totally out of your league. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4423 I was partially set free by Hurricane Sandy. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4424 What...you never heard of catch, stuff, mount, and release? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4425 ..."are you coming on board or not..!??!.." 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4426 They threw me back in here 'cause I ran out of batteries. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4427 The worst part is I have to flap my tail and sing some dumb '60s song. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4428 I feel my life is at a standstill. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4429 ..and I thought they were giving me a surf board.. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4430 Haven't you seen a trophy fish before? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4431 You’re not supposed to get it; it’s performance art. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4432 But I’m a soprano! 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4433 I was born a natural, ‘Fish out of water’ 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4434 They said I was lucky they threw me back. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4435 I see you have doubts, but trust me it really does mean I’m extraordinary 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4436 ...but the thing is I AM worried about a thing. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4437 Ay! Watch where ya goin’ or you’ll be singin’ with the fishes!” #mybadnewyorkercaptio 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4438 I’m hiding from my kids. I can’t wait until they go back to school. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4439 is”my dentist says I have a buildup of plaque” 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4440 Yeah, social praise sucks, son. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4441 I am never forgiving you for sending me off to boarding school 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4442 Let’s play Bait & Switch? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4443 Swim to the surface," you said. "It'll be fun!" you said...dick 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4444 I’m a trophy wife ! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4445 Yes, I know who I look like. And, no, I will not sing that Meghan Trainor song. You've got the wrong bass! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4446 I asked if I could mount her, and she misunderstood. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4447 You heard me! A triple slap in gills! Caught me, mounted me, and threw me back! 1.2254 0.04573 71 57 14 0
4448 I did not get caught up in climbing the ladder! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4449 They love me. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4450 My lawyer told me to dummy up and stop talking. But did I listen? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4451 the pool 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4452 „This wasn‘t water.“ 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4453 Do not bite shiny things! It's an heavy future... 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4454 I'm a Mountie, and we always get our fish! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4455 Is that what they call a charcuterie board? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4456 Stop singing 'Don't worry be happy' we have a lot to worry about" 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4457 So, you think it’s an honor to hang on a wall because they don’t know the difference between chad and shad. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4458 At least I have a purpose, Margaret! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4459 I’ve heard lowering cholesterol can reduce plaque. I’m not sure about removing it completely. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4460 Yeah, now it's hook, line and platter 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4461 They offered me a Board position,I had no idea. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4462 All I was saying is “Stay in school”. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
4463 Don't look at me; I'm playing dead. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4464 They started kondoing the lake house 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
4465 Go stuff yourself! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4466 How not to age gracefully: ODd on plastic surgery 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4467 What do you mean there’s plenty of other fish in the sea?! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4468 What can I do? I'm way ahead of my time. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4469 You always had to bait me, didn't you? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4470 Nowadays, you have to spark joy endlessly or they'll toss you back. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4471 yes I know, sometimes I try too hard to please. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4472 They felt guilty after watching a documentary on over fishing. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
4473 I went to Sea World and all I got was this dumb plaque. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4474 Well...the fattest worm I ever saw was dangling there in front of me... 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4475 It’s all the rage in Paris. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4476 That’s a fine specimen! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4477 go swim over there they said. It'll be warmer next to the molten lava they said." 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4478 They put my weight on the plaque. Now everyone's going to know about the pound I gained this year. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4479 Showbiz ain't it's all cracked up to be. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4480 Yeah, being a trophy wife isn't all that glamorous as it turns out. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4481 Marie Kondo has a lot to answer for. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4482 Sisyphus had nothing over me! 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4483 At least I won something. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4484 I gotta admit this thing doesn't bring ME any joy either. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4485 Easy for you to say. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4486 Don’t give me that Earl. I’m not some kind of trophy wife. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4487 - I'm told I'm ready for the boardroom 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4488 Catch and release?….really? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4489 No ! This is not what the mean by plaque psoriasis . 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4490 Take a chance you said. Have some initiative you said. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4491 Really Irene, you're leaving me? I went away for a week and now you say you're bored stiff of me? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4492 and this isn’t even my good side! 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4493 You’re NO prize either Jerry!”@newyorkercartoon 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4494 Show business is a scam kid, go back to school. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4495 They told me it was a simple Botox procedure. Now look at me. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4496 What? You ain’t such a prize yourself. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4497 Yes. I was one of the mounted police. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4498 Bill, do you know a good dentist? This plaque is out of hand. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4499 I told you I wanted to be cremated! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4500 I'm sleeping with the humans. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4501 C'mon man... Cedar plank salmon. Look it up. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4502 It looked like a real worm! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4503 Stupid me. I ordered the fish platter. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4504 Yadda,yadda.... I'm done listening about moral decency, cowardly bureaucrats and gratuitous violence and unconscionable acts of power polluting our water systems. Get me down off this plaque. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4505 Trust me, fame it is not worth it. 1.2239 0.05131 67 54 12 1
4506 I'm definitely on board with this new plastic-free campaign. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4507 Listen up Stan. If you ever fuck with me again I’ll kill your family you fucking piece of shit. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4508 I guess this completes a cycle of evolution. The last time I was on a plank I was walking it. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4509 We really need to research our genetic heritage 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4510 Please don't give me that "hook, line and sinker - I told you so" lecture again! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4511 I’m the best damn escape artist in the ocean, that’s who. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4512 I was flopping around and got board. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4513 I told you I'd amount to something, Linda. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4514 You’re the only one in school who noticed. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4515 Ya, so apparently Taxidermy is not akin to Uber or Lyft. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4516 ... and then the dope gave me to his wife as an anniversary gift and then she... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4517 I’m back baby !! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4518 I sang “Take Me to Your River” until they couldn’t take it any longer. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4519 I gotta lower my cholesterol. This plaque build up is gonna kill me. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4520 Oh, you should have asked for scaling AND plaque removal” @raves_zaw 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4521 Live art carefully crafted by killer humankind" 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4522 I’ve been here for 10 years and all I got is this stupid plaque. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4523 This, Ralph, is what happens when you wish for a trophy wife. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4524 Some of my best friends are cedar-planked 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4525 After the singing bass thing, I tried my hand at acting. But the critics said I just didn’t have the range to be a starfish. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4526 As I've said before, be careful what you eat! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4527 Don’t be a one hit wonder 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4528 So much for peripheral vision. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4529 So you got caught, stuffed and mounted to prove a point?! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4530 No, I DON’T take requests! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4531 And I've got a splinter too. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4532 Yes, I used to be on TV. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4533 If you want a song, I want a worm. No freebies. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4534 Yes, dear, I've been at the bar. So what? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4535 On the plus side, I always feel full but without the bloating. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4536 First, I played dead; then, I gave the guy a taste of his own medicine. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4537 Thanks again for the "Make a splash...be somebody!" advice! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4538 I’m available on Amazon. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4539 What song is it you want to hear? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4540 I'm mounted, not plated! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4541 YOU'RE sick of the song?!?! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4542 i had too much Stufffing, fell off the wAll 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4543 Did you hear? Big Pussy sleeps with us! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4544 Yeah, they hooked me with the prize for best singer. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4545 Like it? I’m now a mere graphite replica of my former self. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4546 Shut up, I'm talking 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4547 If you still want to swim upstream I’m on board. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4548 When will my plaque grow in papa? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4549 You taught me language, and my profit on 't is I know how to curse. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4550 Get an octopus. They always know what to do. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4551 So keep your big mouth SHUT! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4552 Wall? What wall?! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4553 Carpe diem," I sez. "Bless my sole," I sez. "I know a flapjack from a flounder," I sez. "Turbot or not turbot: that is the gudgeon," I sez... Finally, he got tired of it all...so here I am 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4554 You have a face demanding to be framed “ he said 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
4555 You’re not getting it. I can’t go with you because I’m on ‘board!’” 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4556 Yes I can be hungry, even though I am stuffed! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4557 No! I don't know anyone named Pussy or Tony. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4558 When I said "take me to the river," it was implied he was supposed to remove me from the board first. Freakin' textualists, man. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4559 Go tell your mother that I take back the "catch of the day" joke. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4560 I don't want to hear about that "I told you so" stuff. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4561 Unfortunately, nowhere in the song does it say “and detach me from this board”! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4562 Not what I had in mind when he said he wanted to mount me. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4563 Stay in your school son and don’t be a big mouth 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4564 In my day the ladies considered me to be quite the catch. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4565 He said I was going to be his trophy wife. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4566 Don't accept an invitation to their club for a drink. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4567 I took the bait because of you! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4568 You told me worms were safe to eat! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4569 Catch of the day, my ass. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4570 Have you never heard of "covering your flank"? 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
4571 I thought I heard someone say something about waterboarding. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4572 They caught me on the way to my vaccine appointment. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4573 It’s like looking at my future self. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4574 ...and then they were home everyday for a year. I couldn't catch a break. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
4575 You just took a nibble and said I could have the rest of the worm, but you knew. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
4576 The problem with you millennials is you don’t want to work for a living. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4577 Dad you finally came back ! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4578 You want my portrait? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4579 I told you the infomercial was a bad idea 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4580 They tossed me back AFTER they did this 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
4581 So I like to indulge in a little gossip every now and then. There’s still no need for name calling. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4582 Ask me to sing 'Don't Worry Be Happy' again, I dare you. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4583 William Bass Junior, you listen to me! I know what I'm talking about! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4584 Billy, for the love of God, if you ask me to take you to the river again… 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4585 I swallowed the worm but all I got was this plaque 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4586 I shouldn’t have taken the bait! 1.2222 0.06174 63 53 7 3
4587 I told you I was gonna make it! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4588 Billy Bass is the name they gave me and I’m not the only one . Our stories must be heard to stop this pattern of abuse . 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4589 Take it from me, kid: don’t fall for that hook and line. It’ll sink ya. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4590 You try being a trophy husband! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4591 Nemo, just admit it, you were too late. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4592 So, Nigel," he says, "Nigel, you gotta know planking is so 2010." Next thing I know, I'm in the drink 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4593 And what is it about "mounted" you don't understand? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4594 You thought you'd seen the last of me?! Where's my money, bitch!? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4595 If only I'd known something besides 'Ol' Man River'." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4596 I'm board. Wanna hook up? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4597 I'm so embarrassed. I fell for it hook, line and sinker. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4598 It's not what I thought when they said Board of Trustees. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4599 Yeah, but I’m immortal. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4600 I refuse to be your you know what! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4601 'Could've said you "organized" a search party to find me but ohhh no, just have to make your little jokes, don't you?' 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4602 I'm stiff as a board 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4603 The writing is on the wall, pal 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4604 you bet I told her you cheated! They don’t call me the Big Mouth bass for nothing! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4605 This isn’t the kind of “Catch and Release” I agreed to! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4606 You may have as much plastic as me these days, but I haven’t told you where they put the batteries yet 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4607 I'd rather look foolish on a plaque than look cool in a frying pan. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4608 Being a trophy husband is not all its cracked up to be! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4609 Not that it's any of your business, but I got tired of swimming. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4610 He tossed me over for a bigger trophy fish. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4611 It's a nice Father's Day gift. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4612 Stay in school, kid. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4613 Yes, as you warned, moving to the Right has put me in a bind 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4614 If you could have seen it, my escape was totally off the wall”. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
4615 'Learn the scrip' you say 'You will be famous ' You say Now look at me 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4616 Yes, I would like this plaque removed. And no, I haven't seen a dentist. What's a dentist? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
4617 I might be enshrined but you're free. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4618 I'm dead, son. Live with it." 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4619 You could've let me off the hook just this once. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4620 Just don’t start singing “Take Me to the River.” 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4621 It's a Tesla 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4622 Don't worry!" you said. Happy,now 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4623 Don't listen to them. Planking is NOT fun. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4624 There you go again, singing the same old tune 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4625 You kids today are soft! I went to the School of Hard Plaques. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4626 Don't you read your emails? It's a board meeting. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4627 Could have been worse, I could have gotten my lip pierced. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4628 It's the latest thing...catch,mount and release. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4629 At least I'm not flopping around and singing! 1.2203 0.05442 59 48 10 1
4630 This is taking catch-n-release too far! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4631 I wanted a trophy in the background for teaching a zoom class! Not BE the trophy! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4632 The worst part is that I used to be a proponent of 'catch and release' 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4633 Yo took the 'profile' picture too seriously dude 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4634 Don’t eat the floating worms 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4635 Nemo, when I said I wanted you to mount me... 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4636 The red wire! Cut the red wire! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4637 I am alive! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4638 Believe me, getting preserved on the President's wall is better than living in the oil filled ocean he controls. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4639 'i came back to the ocean' . 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4640 They are reversing the effects of global warming, son 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4641 Wadda ya mean my outfit looks off-the-wall? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4642 Getting a hang of life in a bio-bubble! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4643 Can you believe that Maye told Rita I was a trophy wife? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4644 No! I will not sing that silly song again! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4645 This is not an acceptable Father's Day gift! Now get me outta here! 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4646 I would rather have been filleted. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4647 I have to sing the same song over and over because I'm not getting the extra unemployment benefits anymore, Brad. Gosh! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4648 thanks for asking but as you can see i am stuffed already 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4649 I have not had my second shot. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4650 My school paid for room and board! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4651 They couldn't even spell my name right! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4652 I'm sick of everyone trying to put a label on me... 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4653 I think I'll pass on the dinner invitation. I feel stuffed. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4654 I guess “under the sea we off that hook” is technically correct. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4655 Bow down to your hero! 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4656 Sorry, the meeting is for board members only 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4657 No, I’m not gonna sing the song again. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4658 I'm not sure they've thought through the Catch, Mount and Release program... 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4659 I swear, I used to be a singer in the 90s. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4660 Don't let yourself get this hard up. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4661 I figured I might as well get it over with 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4662 He said it would help with my posture 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4663 Turns out the danger of hooks wasn’t a hoax. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4664 I just wanted to be sure I went out in the walnut with brass hardware. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4665 There's a lot of fish in the sea but I can't escape my past! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4666 Must you sing that same annoying song every time someone passes by? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4667 You have to dress for the job you want to have, you greenhorn. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4668 I'll wear it for one photo, but I'm starting to feel like I'm just a trophy to you. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4669 How do I shut this effing thing up?!?!? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4670 I used to be in a school, but then I got bored. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4671 I know it seems strange,but I was board. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4672 Wouldn’t you be angry if you were tossed for a buck. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4673 Never volunteer to be on the "Board" ! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4674 The cameo appearance was your son's school's idea. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4675 Geez, I got stuck ! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4676 Didn't I tell you over and over again to listen - or may end up like me? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4677 Would you be my trophy wife? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4678 So, who won? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4679 Everything comes back to the sea. Everything. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4680 I'll hook you up, if your interested. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4681 I resent being known only as your trophy mate. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4682 Next time you offer to mount someone, you need to be more specific. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4683 Hate to burst your bubble... 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4684 you know fish feel pain ,right? 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4685 I told you nightclubbing on a Thursday night was a bad Idea 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
4686 Yeah man, it was crazy, some guy just took me to the river and dropped me in the water 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4687 bet'er not be fossilated like my mate o'er here 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4688 What are you looking at, Billie? Atleast, I didn't get served. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4689 Look, it’s honest work with a robust benefits package! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4690 ‘And whatever you do … do not, I repeat, do NOT take the bait.’ 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4691 Can we shift the moon's orbit? I'll have to get back to you on that. Oh god, has that thing been recording the whole time? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4692 Be happy, my caudal fin. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4693 Yeah, take the hook. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4694 Kid, listen to me: be worried, not happy. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4695 Ever get stuck on surfboard? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4696 And then she had the nerve to call me a trophy wife. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4697 I thought being a trophy wife would be more glamorous. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4698 She is redecorating 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4699 I was hooked on worms when I was your age. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4700 Don't come closer, you'll be grilled! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4701 Be BOLD they said, GO FOR IT, they told me. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4702 Help me. I have this sinking feeling. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4703 All right, all right. Don't worry, be happy. Satisfied now, asshole? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
4704 No, I am a tenor! 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4705 Oil can. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4706 Hook, line and sinker. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4707 I'll be hanging around awhile. Get used to it! 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4708 I feel like Pinnochio. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4709 did you call Uber? 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4710 I should have been more specific when I sang: 'Take Me to the River'. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4711 I’m a Instagram model” 😂😂 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4712 Oh, so this is what it means to sink or swim! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4713 Yes, Harold, waterboarding is illegal and wrong. Tell those ruthless guppies that. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4714 Quit victim blaming. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4715 Cravensworth! 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4716 Hey, you hungry? No, I'm pretty stuffed. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4717 For the love of Judy, please stop swimming past my motion sensor. Look, I get it.. We all love McFerrin, but I can't feel my soul anymore. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4718 What? You’ve never been mounted? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4719 Any more of your back crackin’ chiropractor diys? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4720 Retirement isn’t as fun as it seems. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4721 Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4722 It’s all uncertain, even death and taxidermy.” 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4723 What if I don't want to be a trophy wife? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4724 I hate to complain but my back feels as stiff as a board 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4725 Don't just stand there! Get on board! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4726 I ship already assembled. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4727 You want to call me stupid, okay, but medical research has shown that addiction to worms is actually a sickness! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
4728 Take a left at the seaweed you said! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
4729 That's 'Mister' Big Mouth Billy Bass to you. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4730 It wasn't fair: I got around the hook and line, but he got me with his sinker. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4731 Where was PETA when I needed them? 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4732 What! You've never seen a sole surfing? 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
4733 More than a trophy wife buddy… 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4734 Just F*ck Off 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
4735 You should be glad that you only ever get to see my good side. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4736 This is not the River, don’t make me sing that damn song again! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4737 It’s the new craze in fitness, they call it planks! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4738 I told you those weren’t free worms 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4739 sing them a song they said...become a star they said...look at me now. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
4740 Still bragging about that big mouth now, Bill? 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
4741 ‘My dentist said it’s a result of not flossing’ 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4742 Doctor says it’ll look natural once the swelling goes down 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4743 Take me to the river your said. Drop me in the water you said. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4744 I don’t know where the “big mouth” moniker came from, but I told them that I prefer William Bass 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4745 This is what happens to you if you become a bottom feeder. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4746 Don't tell me you're bored! 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4747 I’m what? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4748 You're worried about dental plaque? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4749 At least it wasn’t an Ate Crime. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4750 It's the Big Mouth Billy Bass curse. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4751 Try the worm! Try the worm! Any other bright ideas? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4752 Now I know why people said I was your trophy wife. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4753 A word of advice: Can the singing lessons! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4754 Don't fall for that catch and release ploy. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4755 It was a great gig until I became endangered!" 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4756 Stay in school, kid. You don't want to end up on a wall. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4757 Yeah, well I'm bored too" 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4758 They could have picked my best side. Grrr. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4759 You ever wake up from a nightmare where you ate so much you felt stuffed...? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4760 So, Doc, what do I do to get rid of this plaque buildup? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4761 Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4762 'Be best' she said, and this is what it got me. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4763 And don't even get me started on the terrible jukebox selections. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4764 Ninety-nine cents? You got some nerve, pal. I'm at least worth a buck fifty. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4765 I said sounded not mounted! 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4766 Look, buddy, it was a juicy worm 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4767 Get one yourself. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4768 I could carp on about it... 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4769 Stay in School and Don't Be Lured by Fame! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4770 You kept saying all you ever wanted was a trophy wife 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4771 I’m not waiting until we’re extinct. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4772 C'est la vie. One minute a trophy, the next ocean trash 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4773 I went for his line about a trophy wife! 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4774 Kid, this is what happens when you tell tales out of school! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4775 I'm trying to make myself more marketable. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4776 When I asked you to mount me, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind! 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4777 Back in the day, I was big mouth billy bass but now I’m lucky if a school of fish will listen to me sing 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4778 Perspective Delight 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4779 kelp social distancing away from my bubble 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4780 Where were you? Two hours I waited for you, now look at me! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4781 I’m sick of it, Tom. It’s always the same old song with you! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4782 Bob the fish was still hodling as he wanted to be like Baby Shark 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4783 Jeez Jerry, when you told me you were a board fish, I thought you meant you just needed a little more adventure. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4784 Why the long face? Are you board? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4785 What do you mean you’ve never watched The Sopranos? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
4786 Drop the bass, they said. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4787 ‘Don’t worry be happy’ huh? Not buying it... 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4788 I took,”If you see something, say something”, too seriously. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4789 You're already in the river, idiot! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4790 Sorry, but I'm looking for a trophy wife. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4791 I couldn't sing, so he threw me back. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4792 We're in another freaking lockdown over here 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4793 The fast food is to die for. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4794 freelance is better than stuck to your position 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4795 So, I said, "Sure . . . I'd like a place at the table!" 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4796 One word about singing and you are bait 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4797 I knew there was something fishy going on when they promised eternal life. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
4798 What do you mean,"don't worry"? Do I look happy? 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4799 I used to be his trophy wife, now I'm just his trophy 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4800 My counselor said I needed more stability in my life. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4801 Oh good: somebody came! I thought I was going to die of boredom. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4802 It's COVID man... 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4803 You stood by and did nothing you fucker 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
4804 Don’t even think to ask me to sing “give me back that filet-fish” 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4805 It was OK. It’s a living. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4806 You're the one that keeps saying all you want is a trophy wife! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4807 Third place, again. A lousy plaque, again. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
4808 You’ll understand when you get a job 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4809 Women for Trump 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4810 I came up with the filet-o-fish jingle and all I got was this crumby plaque 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4811 A fish on a dish is better than plenty in the sea 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4812 Cancel Culture is a legit threat to our way of life, son. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4813 You should see the other ones, their just hanging heads! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4814 Get Lost Bub! I've Already Been Mounted! 1.2154 0.05139 65 53 11 1
4815 Eat the worm he says. Come on, it will taste good he says. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4816 Well I don't FEEL like Big Mouth Billy Bass! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4817 The afterlife is nothing like what they say it is. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4818 They said I'd be a well-recognized school leader. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4819 He lured me into being his trophy wife 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4820 Set for life, attention, admiration — oh, but no, I had to be Free! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4821 It’s just a part time gig! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4822 If Long John Silvers calls asking you to be on their Board, hang up as quickly as you can and don't say "Yes!" 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4823 That little song he wrote? You might NOT want to sing it note for note! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4824 i don't know why i am so mad, i love this board! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4825 No! I wasn't captured by aliens and then released." 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4826 Believe me, I didn't do anything; I was just out for some shopping! 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4827 Take it from me kid, riding on a mount doesn't make your life noble. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4828 He promised it was catch and release! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4829 I was lured to the boardroom,then deep sixed in a corporate merger. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4830 I'm tired of people telling me to "hang in there"! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4831 I have major neck pain! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4832 I would like to see them trying to do the same with that whale 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4833 This started out as political statement, but the movement died out and now i’m just another idiot nailed to a board 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4834 honey, this isn’t what i meant when i said i wanted to get mounted 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4835 They threw me back in once I complained about the blind spot. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4836 You could have picked a deer 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4837 Sometimes the things we want most in life don’t make us the happiest 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4838 I thought you said “I’m bored” over the phone, but now I see what you meant... 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4839 Don't ask. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4840 I was fine with Herold calling me his trophy wife, but now he's gone too far! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4841 Forget micro-plastics, macro-wood will have you singing a completely different tune! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4842 They took me to the river and they dropped me in the water. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4843 Careful what you say. There's a Showtime Rotisserie & George Foreman Grill down here. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4844 The ad promised the thrill of catch and release, but I got a bait and switch. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4845 Wally, when I was begging you to ‘ ‘mount me’ I didn’t have this in mind” 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4846 Hey Buddy! I'm working this side of the Kelp! 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4847 It's not what I thought it would be. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4848 And I thought being a wide-mouth bass was a good thing. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4849 Take it from me, beauty can restrict your style. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4850 Well, it's better than eating plastic! 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4851 I'm William. I hate being called Billy. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4852 NO, I was NOT his trophy bride!! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4853 You know that when all is said and done,there is more said than done. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4854 This is some jokers idea of catch-and-release 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4855 Small piece of advice. Avoid those worm hors d'oeuvres at all costs! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4856 No, I do not want a trophy wife! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4857 The damn river, Gloria. Take me to the damn river. I have a hot date waiting for me upstream! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4858 …to enhance my natural beauty. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4859 Just one mistake 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4860 No, I don't want to talk about my war injuries. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4861 I thought they said , "Plankton." 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4862 Sure you think you'll get famous, but its only late-night commercials on RFD-TV anymore. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4863 See what happens if you don’t stay in school! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4864 Bad things happen when you open your mouth. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4865 Helps with the Scoliosis! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4866 Listen Sonny, learn to keep your big mouth shut! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4867 Don't look at me like that, you could be next! 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4868 My mistake was singing “Take Me to the River” 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4869 This is even funny without a caption! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4870 Don't even start, Herald. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4871 Hey I think you're on mute. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4872 Just try pressing the button, I dare you 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4873 What, you don’t recognize me from The Sopranos? 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
4874 NOW will you consider going vegan? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4875 Society's labels make me feel so one-sided, you know? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4876 I didn’t think they would actually take me to the river… 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4877 ‘What do you mean you don’t want to be my new Bass player!?’ 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4878 perks of being a wall decoration are none. It's instead difficult to stay motionless and not be able to laugh at their stupid jokes. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4879 The catch and release process took a lot longer than I expected... 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4880 No, I’m not taking requests. Move it along…ya jerk. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4881 No, I did not get to pick the finish. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4882 I’m in lockdown and you can’t even wear a mask 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4883 If you say one word, I’ll show you a real Sockeye. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4884 Did you get vaccinated? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4885 YOU try singing Don’t Worry Be Happy 50 times a day. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4886 Can we stop thinking this system isn't wrong? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4887 Aargh! Aaaaaaargh! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4888 Listen, Roger, I’m just really focusing on my art right now. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4889 I left because I was tired of being treated like a trophy 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4890 When I was a kid it was good to be a little board sometimes 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4891 I’m not just some trophy husband, Martha! 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
4892 I took it all: hook , line , and sinker.” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, N 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4893 When I asked you for a date, I told you I was a trophy catch 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4894 ‘Go for it,’ you said. ‘You’ll be famous,’ you said. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4895 Never work in show business. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4896 Don’t try to school a fish that’s already dead inside. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4897 You and your damn cravings! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4898 Don't take your freedom for granted. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4899 Keep your mouth closed kid, or you'll wind up like me, the next chairman of the board 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4900 No I am not trying to look like Billy. He got this look from me. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4901 I wooden get too close if I were you. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4902 I think it gives me authority! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4903 Who farted? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4904 I may be stuck in school but I'm not going back to shop class ever again. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4905 Yes I’m still pining over you. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4906 So it seems I sang "Take Me To The River" one too many times for his wife. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4907 they call it mount and release 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4908 It’s like a mask. My chances of getting caught are lower if I wear this. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4909 Can you direct me to the nearest wall? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4910 I hate this home schooling... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4911 Sorry, I'm already committed. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4912 Unequivocally, they don't want tuna with good taste. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4913 Yes, I was the "bigger fish to catch". 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4914 At least I’m prepared - unlike you. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4915 Don’t laugh… one day you’ll be aging in place. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4916 Your time will come. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4917 Where were you when I needed you? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4918 Whaddaya mean? I've held this plank for six days already. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4919 You think this is bad? Sometimes they make you sing! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4920 I wanted school board backing. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4921 My hygienist wanted me about a potential plaque problem. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4922 Fillet me, why don’t you? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4923 then he said..." I have a pleasure room, wanna see it? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4924 man, I must be getting old—I’m stiff as a board when I wake up in the mornings 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4925 The ad said "boarding included." 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4926 Moved on? You’ve moved on?! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4927 they let me keep the board 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4928 So…turns out I should have worried, been sad 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4929 It's a bit late to toss me back for being too small. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4930 No, Fred, this is NOT what I had in mind when I dreamed about being the first chairfish of the board. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4931 Don’t be salty Linda, I’m going on tour with Salmon and Gillfunkel. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4932 Forget it, kid. Sure, it may look cool, but becoming a trophy ain't all what it's cracked up to be. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4933 Two schools of thought: To live or to Die (happy) 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4934 Bass- ackwards. That's cute. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4935 Sing, and everybody laughs. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4936 Fish History Immortalized. Is that what you want?" 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4937 Nothing but bubbles, bubbles and more bubbles, what else do you have to say? 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4938 Believe me. Being a trophy fish is not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4939 Eram quod es, eris quod sum 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4940 At least they don't catch and eat me. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4941 No, I'd say it's a bit more serious than languishing. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
4942 swim slowly or it will start singing again 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4943 Seriously, whatever they say, don’t take the bait! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4944 Just a little bit, they said—you’ll like it, they said 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4945 Don’t you dare ask me if I’m “board” of singing! 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
4946 If someone calls me a trophy wife one more time… 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4947 I won't be able to work from home much longer. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4948 I can't come out of the bubble unless you finally agree to get vaccinated! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4949 My Habanaro can bring down the house but they have me singing about a sandwich! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4950 Don't look at me like that! I'm well-respected in my home pond. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4951 And on top of everything, they misnamed me. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4952 No, it was the other way around! The opening act sang "Don't Worry Be Happy" and being the headliner I sang "Take Me to the River" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4953 Get a job! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4954 Trade places with me? Once they've got you on a plate, they'll take off the hook. Try it, you'll like it! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4955 It was more catch and eventually release. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4956 * Hmmm, there's something ( Not) fishy about this guy " 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4957 Oh, yeah? Well, your time is coming. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4958 I've been betrayed. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4959 Like I haven't heard 'Waited a little too long to throw you back' before" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4960 And he had a trophy *wife* too! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4961 Do you know anyone looking for a trophy wife? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4962 Yes, I was born this way. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4963 Wait until you see the wooden octopus! 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4964 I fell for the free gift certificate, and this is the punishment they gave me. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4965 Different leaders for the same mass 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4966 'Go blow yourself Carl' 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4967 Did you find it, bud? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4968 Would you like to get onboard? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4969 I was told there’d be some Filet O’Fish 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4970 Just shut your big mouth. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4971 If you see three men in a boat, let me know. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4972 Can you sing and dance on command? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4973 I’m done being your trophy wife! 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4974 Stay in school or you’ll end up like me. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4975 Well, you're no prize yourself. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4976 I'm an asian carp. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4977 You promised Tony would love me! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4978 And you thought I’d never mount to anything. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4979 Call in the barracudas 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4980 They decided I didn't go with the new wallpaper after all. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4981 I challenge your assumption that I'm here to entertain you. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4982 You respect me only as a trophy wife! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4983 This is what happens to trophy wives. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4984 But I don’t want to be your trophy wife! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4985 Cedar isn’t my favorite wood. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4986 I'd recommend scales, not a shield. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4987 You're damn right I'm "off the wall!"" 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4988 Yeah, I’m Big Mouth Billy Bass, and I got sent here to ‘swim with the fishes’. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4989 We each have a class of eight students and unfortunately I have another attachment right now. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4990 They found me guilty, but I swear I’ve been framed. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4991 Hang in there. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4992 My owner just saw Seaspiracy. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4993 Are you the ghost of Christmas yet to come?! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4994 No Bill, I don’t want your dentist phone number -I need to get THIS plaque off 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4995 You should have been more clear when you asked them to take you to the river and drop you in the water 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4996 Still preaching about “catch and release”? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4997 Where your quarantine box 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4998 Wanna rule the sea? Prepare to fight the sharks! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4999 No, I'm the real fish. You're the imitator. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
5000 I should still be working remotely. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5001 Trust me, fresh food is not a choice anymore! Choose instead any of the myriad plastic particles in the ocean to stay alive and well! 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
5002 I have no idea who's to my right. All I know is that this damn plaque has me sinking fast. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5003 Stop calling me your trophy boyfriend. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
5004 Just a nibble, she said. A little nibble. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5005 Without mounting you're a nobody! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
5006 I don't care what you saw on the Discovery Channel, they had a very different idea of what it meant for me to be mounted. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
5007 Just be warned that when you hear 'boarding all fliers' on your travels, it means something completely different for flying fish. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5008 Seize the day,sister! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5009 . I never planned on being a trophy wife. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
5010 Make sure you have a plan for retirement is all I'm saying! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5011 This is not what I meant when I said “final resting place” in my will! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5012 I think I’ve been swimming in circles. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
5013 Awkward, but preferable to the typical surgery. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5014 I’m just trying it on for size. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5015 So what if I am a trophy fish! Some would give both gills to be with me. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5016 Could be worse......if you’re a bass they make you sing. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5017 So brush your teeth and you won't have to worry about any plaque. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
5018 Not much. What's new with you? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
5019 Listen to me, Simon, I’m trying to help you avoid this… One minute I was telling a reporter from the Times that Jeffrey Toobin was masturbating to a whole school of us, and next thing I know, I’m nailed to this here plaque. Coincidence? I think not! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5020 Stop treating me like a trophy wife. I graduated from Brown. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5021 They call it a tsunami! I call it karma. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5022 How? I got hooked on worms! 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
5023 Take it from me, don't be a trophy wife. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5024 It was a simple life. I'd sing the same song over and over and wag my tail. Then the 3 year old wanted to see if I could swim. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5025 I ended up on eBay. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
5026 My wife says I’m a trophy husband. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5027 For the umpteeth time, I’m not going to sing ‘Sea Cruise’ . How about ‘Take Me To the River’ instead? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5028 I said I like plankton, they heard plank 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5029 Stuff it, asshole! 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5030 Go away, I am trying to convince my wife I am dead. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5031 No, I did not enjoy taxidermy class! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5032 You didn’t believe me when I told you I had been framed. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5033 No, screw *you* 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5034 'My online dating profile said I wanted to hitch myself to a perch, not a piece of birch!' 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5035 We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5036 Hi there, I have been looking for a trophy wife. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5037 Likes are not worth it 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5038 You’d think they would check for a pulse! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5039 I always wanted to be a flounder 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5040 Finding Billy. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
5041 WHO said eating a worm floating in the middle of the ocean makes your fin big? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
5042 When I asked him to take me to the river and drop me in the water I didn’t think I needed to specify that he should take me off this board first 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5043 Life isn’t always the bubbles Paul 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5044 That's not a platter! That's a thrown! Humans worship me! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
5045 Always wanted to visit the wax museum 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
5046 Stop bringing up the commercial, I needed the money and it was the only gig I could get. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5047 Retirement didn't stick. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5048 No my name isn't Country Joe! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5049 I had it great until I kept singing "Take me to the water". Now look at me! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5050 Really? I look bored? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5051 Don't neglect your schooling or you'll end up like me, somebody's idea of a joke. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5052 Its a career enhancing personalized cedar plank. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5053 There were some strange things in my day. Like Bob, he was 45 and couldn't tie his shoes to save his life. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5054 You need to get on board! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5055 If the school offers you a plaque,turn them down. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5056 I figure this way if I get caught I might not wind up in the can. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5057 Just don't get too gung-ho on that whole, 'I-want-to-be-a-big-fish-in-a-small-pond!' thing... 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5058 It happens to the best of us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5059 Is that you, Mildred? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5060 They caught an earworm and threw me back in. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5061 My career was going nowhere until they put me on this board! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5062 Let me tell ya, I thought winning fish idol would be worth a little more than this. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5063 Pay no attention to what those men dangle at you - being a trophy isn’t what it’s cracked up to be. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5064 You are bitter with your freedom 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5065 C'mon young fry, join us in eternal paradise...don't worry, be happy. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5066 It’s the only job I could get in this economy. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5067 You told me to try dating on Plenty of Fish and I got catfished! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5068 Oh my God… are you the one that got away!…” 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5069 It's funny because fish don't normally sing. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5070 No, boss, I don’t need to return to the office…I’m just as productive at home, and I’m not getting board. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5071 Oh so now you think you’re too good for the family business? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5072 Eat the worm, you said. What could happen, you said. Well, what do you say now? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5073 The e-mail said they would make me a trophy! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5074 No, I will not sing you an effing song. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
5075 Listen Kid...Big Mouth Billy Bass Still Ain't Doin' No Interviews... 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
5076 Don't look at me! Yes, I'm an NFT 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
5077 He was a great catch! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
5078 If it looks too tasty to be real, don't bite. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5079 I escaped from a GMO facility that breeds planked salmon -- they didn't realize how board we'd be! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5080 Don't even think about pushing that button. I'm NOT singing any more! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5081 Just don't bite the hook. Let the guy in the funny suit grab you. 1.2090 0.04530 67 55 12 0
5082 You should try to swim glued to this damn thing. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5083 Whatever you do, stay off the plankton. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5084 Sorry, I can't. I'm kinda stuck here. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5085 Don’t eat the bright green worms. You’ll get hooked. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
5086 Why, I'm Making Fish Great Again! You should see my nice red hats! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
5087 Have you seen my keys? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5088 You don’t always have to be what’s presented in front of you. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5089 You have NO IDEA what I’ve been through! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5090 Don’t try to plaque-ate me with compliments on the finish Jerry” 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5091 Come on, get on board, be a team player! Really? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5092 The dentist said I have plaque buildup 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5093 At least those people moaning about being stuck on board when covid began got off eventually ! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5094 Scram! I'm playing dead. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5095 Do you really think I want to see my brother-in-law and listen to his lame "hook, line and sinker" jokes? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5096 I am thy father's spirit, Halibut." 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5097 Can you believe they tried to mislabel me as a salmon? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5098 How come you aren't bored! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5099 If you can sing, for God's sake keep it to yourself. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5100 I know you fucked her, Mark. I know you fucked my wife. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5101 Does this plaque make me look fat? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5102 It's called context, dummy. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5103 I volunteered for a research study on mouth breathers! 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5104 I have to keep singing until the battery runs out. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5105 Well, at least I got out of Dodge for awhile. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5106 Help me off this thing . I'm gonna get that goddamn hook!!! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5107 Not all earthworms are food, Billy. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5108 Participation trophies dont sing TAKE ME TO THE RIVER, now do they smarty pants 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5109 Play your cards right and you could end up where I am. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5110 I am not mounted. I am a la plancha. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5111 Now you see a museum piece - talking 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5112 They Misspelled My Species too... 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
5113 Most gullible"? They told me it said "Cutest guppy" 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5114 My big mouth made them take me to the river so here I am! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
5115 Hey Fred, sorry I’d been self isolating, what did I miss 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5116 I told you to meet me early morning 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5117 though from the left fish: I am glad museums re opened to finally visit Madame Tussauds. So realistic. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5118 What’s wrong Kurt? —- I’m bored. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5119 My value has gone down 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5120 What are you looking at, this is a noble profession! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5121 …I don’t even LIKE Country Western music! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5122 Now they advocate for catch and release fishing! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5123 You got me, I'm a washed up has-been! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5124 No, I’m not a singer, that’s my green screen for Google Meet. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5125 When you said you wanted a trophy wife, I didn't know you meant it so literally! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
5126 Is that the new gucci ? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
5127 Shhh. They’re fishing for condiments today. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
5128 Brush more often to avoid plaque buildup? Jeez, haven't heard that one before! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5129 And the worst part about it, I'm at the mercy of the currents. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5130 This is my good eye. The other eye is my Walleye... 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
5131 Next time don’t wish me Good Lox. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5132 Never grow up kid. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5133 My singing career turned out to be a joke 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5134 Just looked like a regular old worm to me... 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5135 When you said, you wanted to mount me, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
5136 I got canceled by a loud mouth ass. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5137 Hey kid, at least someone is damn proud of me. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5138 You stole my money and my cigarettes! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5139 That's the last time I'm coming over for lunch. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5140 Damn you, you told me the food on that hook was safe to eat! Now I am some stupid human's prize!! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5141 Look kid, I was big 20 years ago. And not just my mouth." 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5142 Not exactly what I thought he meant when he said he'd make me into his trophy wife. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5143 My friends told me I'd get bored as a trophy wife. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5144 I told you that after I was mounted all of the kids would be your responsibility! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5145 They promised me a singing career. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5146 Would you stop referring to me as your trophy wife?! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5147 I am a national treasure! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5148 I hate to carp, but please don't sing "Take me to the waatah" ever again. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5149 And that's how I freed my ears from that damn Baby Shark. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5150 Sure, Janet, I changed my hair. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5151 It’s been a really tough week 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
5152 I find your use of the term ‘planking’ offensive. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5153 Look, I told you, I’m done giving free concerts! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5154 … and one last thing 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5155 As if there wasn’t an easier way to show I had took the vaccine 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5156 ‘Get out of my way Ted! I’ve got a Board meeting!’ 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5157 I’ll be here all week. Try the seaweed 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5158 When I sang “Take me to the river, put me in the water” this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5159 Don't you dare sing that! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5160 It's better than being a salmon on a cedar plank ! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5161 They promised me the spot over the fireplace mantle. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5162 This is how you end up when you don’t go to “school”! 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5163 I said “Call me a taxi! A taxi!” 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5164 Don't worry, be happy, they said. Look where that got me. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5165 I'm tired of you treating me like I'm just your trophy wife. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5166 The pandemic made folks nostalgic for the 1990’s. Swim towards the future, my love! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5167 and I had dreamt of retiring in Nova Scotia 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5168 Yes, but you can't sing. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5169 Not what I expected when I was asked to be put on the school board. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5170 Being eaten would've been preferable. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5171 I'm telling you, I float! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5172 I have a hangover, so what! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5173 No, I was NOT grilled on a cedar plank. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
5174 You must learn from my mistakes. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5175 I am so bored with listening to all your gripes! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5176 A Shark got my right arm 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5177 You seen Big Pussy around? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5178 If you're approached by a shiny thing with a worm on it, just keep swimming. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5179 OK,OK, Stop carping, about it- I know I fell for that worm; hook, line & sinker. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5180 Yeah I escaped, but I feel like I have a target on my back. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5181 It’s anti-aging. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5182 30 years. 30 years and all I Get is a plaque for retiring 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
5183 Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5184 Leave me alone! I’m not ready for social life! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5185 I would have preferred a diamond ring 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5186 Yup this is my new shield against the 3rd Wave 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5187 Is this your resting bitch face or are you seriously mad at me? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5188 Everyone was right, I should have joined the union. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5189 What's with everyone calling me the savior all of a sudden 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
5190 Ultimative ichtyological selfie-game. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5191 I am not your trophy wife. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5192 I don't feel like a prize fish, Larry. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5193 When my fishing club said I was getting a plaque, this is not what I expected " 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5194 What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a plaque before? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5195 Take it from me son, you're better off chasing online clickbait than real bait! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5196 Yes I'm back cause I got dumped from a fisherman's trophy wall. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5197 You can be "born free" all you want, Bub, but where I stay, it's cool, I get regular eats when I want, and I don't fave to worry about some Great White biting my (ass)." (Handle that however you want.) 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5198 Anyhoo...I aced the audition, and suddenly WHAM! I am nailed to this here plaque. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
5199 Want a fish slap? Go ahead, ask! 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5200 I told you I would be your trophy wife, but this is NOT what I meant! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5201 I was framed! Frames I tell you! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5202 I guess "Take Me to the River" wasn't such a great idea after all. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5203 Don’t let it fool you; it’s just my way of surfing. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5204 His wife came home early. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5205 I do NOT associate with free range fish. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5206 Would you quit asking me to sing "Take Me To The River!" 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5207 I used to be a trophy wife. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5208 Just sing anything else, I beg you! 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5209 I forgot that when it looks to good to be true, it probably is. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5210 Even deep down I’m still his trophy 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5211 Keep your distance. It's the "Plaque Plague" 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5212 Ya, I know I was singing 'Take Me To The River' but I didn't mean it literally! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5213 Well. it beats getting baked, poached or fried. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5214 I can barely breathe in this outfit. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5215 They told me I would be swimming with the fish. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5216 Why I’m in prison? Algae OD kiddo 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5217 I went on a keto diet breakdown binge. That's all I remember. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5218 So I had a little work done- Big whoop! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5219 Don’t tell ME 2020 was a bad year 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5220 Listen, I’ve come back from the future. We don’t have a lot of time... 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5221 You were the top teacher of the school through Covid all year and that’s how they award you? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5222 No Mark, I am worried and am not happy 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5223 I will worry, and no, I'm not happy! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5224 You said you wanted a trophy husband. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
5225 They had issues with my treble 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5226 Let me tell ya kid, catch and release ain't all it's cracked up to be! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5227 Some day you’ll realize you can’t keep wandering aimlessly and settle down. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
5228 Try it." "Just a taste," you said. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5229 So my agent calls. "It's a McDonald's commercial," he says. "It'll change your life," he says. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
5230 You never heard of "Catch, stuff, mount and release?" 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
5231 This is what happens when you don’t read the fine print in your advertising contract. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5232 This is what happens when you get caught! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
5233 Wood you please stop looking at me like that? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
5234 Yeah, so much for 'you are what you eat.' 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
5235 Been there, done that, and all I got was this lousy plaque 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5236 Wake up dude! Life is an illusion! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5237 Stiff" and "long lasting" they sai 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5238 That's William to you. Only my friends call me Billy 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5239 What do you mean I look stiff? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5240 Just avoid junk food. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
5241 ‘Does this look like heaven to you?!’ 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
5242 I know he’s trying to tell me something.””🎶TAKE ME TO THE RIVER!! DROP ME IN THE WATER!!!🎶 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
5243 I’m here to tell you: sometimes you’ll feel like a fish out of water 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
5244 I have an enormous favor to ask you. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
5245 This whole Carpe Diem thing really backfired on me! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
5246 Long story. You had to be there. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
5247 You wanted a lasting legacy! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
5248 Harold, be honest. Does this plaque make my ass look big? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
5249 Bored? What do you know about bored? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
5250 I can’t get this song out of my head. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
5251 I was Employee of the month for 50 years! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
5252 If you want to be like your old man then stay in school and practice your scales! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5253 I don’t mind being called a good catch, but trophy wife? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5254 And kid, that's why you never go into show business. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5255 Remember what they tell you in school: Watch what you eat! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5256 And to think...I was excited about being a trophy wife. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5257 I'm for sale for a quarter at the yard sale this weekend. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5258 Try it! You'll like it!" you said and I did, right up until they made the other side a dart board 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5259 What can I say? I didn't listen to my mother...again. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5260 If anyone else asks me if I’m “stuffed to the gills”, I’m going to punch them in the face. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5261 I think I'm destined to be a trophy wife. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5262 All I said was, “ Gladys, think I’ve reached my trophy wife phase” 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5263 Fishkind WAS my business! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5264 I want you to knw I'm board certified" 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5265 Let me give you a hint… Pass on the worms! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5266 Yeah, the guy who mounted me also thought I was dead. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5267 Don’t do as I do. Do as I say 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5268 As a Gen Zer, I'm glad that I bypassed that Millennial, Big Mouth Bass phase. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5269 Take my advice...don't rise to the bait! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5270 Working from home has been cancelled. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5271 The way to become a trophy fish is to be caught by an insecure, impotent fisherman. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5272 I'm frustrated; it's like talking to a wall! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5273 The future's on land," he said. "Unlimited possibilities," he said 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5274 Worst part? I’m bored. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5275 ... then the paint you in these weird colors. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5276 Don't play with glue. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5277 Fishman say I ain't a prize catch. All trout, no bass. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5278 I need to speak with my financial advisor, this was not my retirement plan. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5279 It’s called fashion, Fred. Look it up. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5280 I told them to take me to the river, clearly this is the ocean 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5281 Oh, you're bored, are you? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5282 Stuck in a bubble of discomfort! Yes, that’s what it is! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5283 I don't know what it is, everyone keeps pushing my buttons! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5284 Capitalism sucks, you better understand that. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5285 Hey, get in line! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5286 'Just board, Jim. But not sure pilates is my jam.' 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5287 'Let's try something shiny', you said! 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5288 who has ever used duck sauce?! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5289 It is rude to stare. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5290 I've asked you before never to sing Take Me to the River around me. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5291 Ain't you seen a mounted fish before? Go back to school! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5292 Be careful of attachments like this one. I’ll either be hung up or served up. So, give me one last kiss. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5293 Mom, being a trophy wife wasn't all it was supposed to be. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5294 Trying to fit in with the music industry is not for the weak-gilled 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5295 No, I can't see the damned schools on my right. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5296 That's the last time I tell a genie that I am getting a little bored... 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5297 ...and the worst of it is I have to sing some stupid song 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5298 I don't think this is what they mean when they say "trophy wife", eh? 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5299 His wife threw me back, but now I can't get rid of the board! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5300 They waited a little too late to practice catch and release. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5301 I'm an heirloom variety. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5302 Don’t forget, never go for anything with strings attached! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5303 Pay attention, son. One worm, and then you're really stuffed. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5304 I didn't make the cut at the Royal Palms Shuffle board club 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5305 Son, I’ve been telling you , don’t get hooked on worms. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5306 JUST REMEMBER KID. NOT JUST ANYBODY CAN BE A TROPHY 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5307 There are no North West Mounted Fish, and don't call me a Mountie. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5308 This is what happens when you drop out. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5309 I don't know why she treated me so bad... 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5310 Woah ! Better hurry up before they stake out me. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5311 You were supposed to bring the camera! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5312 Don't criticize me for wanting a trophy wife! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5313 I am tied up at the moment 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5314 He brought home a device that would make my tail flap all around. That's when I knew I had to escape. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5315 Yeah, I got hooked on immortality. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5316 Don’t eat the fish. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5317 Being a trophy wife isn’t all glory you know. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5318 Huh! What you looking at kid??prefer being immortal than mobile. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5319 farm to table 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5320 You want the truth? The truth? You can’t handle the truth! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5321 I got hammered last night. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5322 We don’t like free floaters around here 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5323 mounting my campaign for fish of the year 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5324 I didn’t want him to ACTUALLY take me to the river...” 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5325 Last 10 seconds of this plank session! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5326 How’re ya holdin’ up? 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5327 The struggle is real. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5328 I have a weird desire to be taken to the river. 1.2037 0.07652 54 47 3 4
5329 Despite telling them to take me to the river for years, I don’t think I was ready to be put back in the water. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5330 Are you implying I’m a trophy wife? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5331 I know I've been gone a long time, but you try getting off some joker's wall 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5332 What? You never saw a fish surfing? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5333 They dumped me. Decided they wanted Big Mouth Will because he can speak. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5334 You’d think they’d let me off the board on my day off. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5335 Do as I say, not as I do! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5336 It didn't even cost me a fin. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5337 Word of advice, don't answer a help wanted ad from Wham0. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
5338 don't end up like me, son. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5339 Everything in the restaurant was swept out to sea, including me" 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5340 What are you staring at? I'm part of an important scientific experiment. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5341 I thought it would make me look like a marlin, not a smoked salmon 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5342 These awards aren't all they're cracked up to be. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5343 Dentist says i gave a placque build-up. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5344 I was handed to me on a silver platter 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5345 In this context, Junior, I don't appreciate your greeting me loudly from over there, yelling, "Ho! Dad!" 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5346 Me? I'm an ex-trophy wife who stupidly signed a prenup. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5347 Catch you on the flip side, he said". What a jerk 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5348 One day, son, this could be you 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5349 You're always pushing my button! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5350 The Little Mermaid” peddles lies. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5351 At last I’m board certified 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5352 What I hate most is the stupid song. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5353 I knew Nemo, and sir, you are no Nemo. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5354 And then he had the nerve to say he didn't want a trophy wife after all! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5355 Wait til they make you learn that stupid song! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5356 You don’t have to knock every time. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5357 A word of advice: Being a trophy wife is not all that great! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5358 You see why I failed Fish School, so pay attention. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5359 This is what humans are calling "Saving the Planet". 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5360 I don’t see your name on the plate! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5361 -Did you get vaccinated? - Yah, dude, can’t you see? I’m on my way to the restaurant! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5362 Get out of my way! Don’t you know I’m on the board of transportation? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5363 He’s swimming with the fishes now 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5364 Out of school, huh? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5365 Your parents keep treating me like a trophy wife! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5366 So much for job security. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5367 The robot revolution is coming for you, too, fish. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5368 Somebody doesn't understand how catch and release is supposed to work. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5369 Now will you invite me to your clubhouse meeting? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5370 This is growing on me. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5371 Alright wise guy,how in the heck am I supposed to make a right turn in this thing. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5372 Because when I'm caught my name will not be forgotten. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5373 No, I'm not one of the ones that sing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5374 You gotta problem? My name is Big Mouth Billy Bass and I need you to take me to the river. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5375 Familiarity breeds comfort at the start. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5376 Think this is something? You shoulda seen the surfboard that got away! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5377 I`m telling you, they eat us lemon and herbs! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5378 "Beware, they've added vanity to catch and release." 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5379 Then they told me “don’t worry, be happy”. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5380 Yeah, they got the plaque right. I am a trophy fish. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
5381 Jealous? Want to trade places? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5382 Well, the tourism board certainly glossed over the taxidermy element. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5383 How did you break free? How is it out there? Is it worth it?” Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, M 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5384 I'm really into reciting affirmations nowadays. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5385 As you can see, I’ve become quite implacable after a year of this. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5386 Can you believe the cost of plywood?! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5387 This isn’t what I imagined when they said I’d be “mounting new heights” for the promotion. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5388 We will rock you 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5389 She won, and I was replaced by an H, an O, an M and an E! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5390 Not sure they fully understand the concept of clickbait. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5391 Engage with the humans, you said. It’ll be fun, you said. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5392 get your own board 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5393 You really nailed it this time 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5394 No, this not a side effect of the vaccine. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5395 The worst part is that stupid song they make me sing. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5396 The name's Billy. Billy Bass. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5397 Remember. Stay in school and you won’t end up like your dad. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5398 Too many planks will do this to you. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5399 Sing you said. Look where that got me. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5400 Look, stop referring to me as your trophy wife! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5401 If you wanna to be a singer, you've gotta act as if. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
5402 This is all David Byrne’s fault. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5403 You wouldn't believe how many times I had to sing "Take me to the River" before he threw me back in. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5404 But it’s just not my best side! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5405 You need to get on board with this 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5406 I always knew you would go to any lengths to achieve big. But, success is a trapped lonely journey sometimes! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5407 Swimming is for losers; if you really worth something, someone will show you off! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5408 Whaddya mean I’m not trophy husband material!? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5409 I didn't want to do it, they programmed me to sing "Take Me To The River" and now I'm here ... 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5410 Yeah...you and every other fish takes one look at me and says "wait until my friends get a look at this trophy." 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
5411 You'll be board up there. Save yourself. Fin. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5412 Why does everyone keep calling me your trophy wife? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5413 No I’m not going to ‘sing for my dinner’. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5414 No, I will not sing “Take Me to the River” or “Don’t Worry Be Happy” again! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
5415 I should have never taken his proposal to be his "trophy wife" seriously. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5416 …and for Pete’s sake just STOP referring to me as your ‘trophy wife!’ 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5417 Sometimes I feel like you put me on a pedestal too much in this relationship. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5418 I am big,it's the pond that got smaller. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5419 He said he wanted to mount me, and I went along! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5420 Hoe should I know its a mirror? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5421 He found a bigger trophy. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5422 You bet I’m pissed. I lost out to a kids soccer participation trophy. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5423 Oh, now you're interested in me since I'm a board-certified trophy fish! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5424 Don’t worry about it, Carl. You can be on the hook for next time. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5425 See if you can find a discarded container of Goo Gone 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5426 I had no idea that this was what you meant by social distancing 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5427 Put yourself in your glass box, you fool! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5428 Can I sing a little tune?! Um, you do realize that not every mounted sea bass does that, right? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5429 That's the last time I sign up for a language class. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5430 This is NOT my definition of “mount”! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5431 No, I did not see the hook, Captain Obvious! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5432 Well, they asked if I was ready to get on board with the new project. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5433 They need me on that wall! They want me on that wall! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5434 We can't all live wild and free. Suck it up! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5435 Well, someone has to work! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5436 I was thrown overboard for a goddam tuna. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5437 You're the one who wanted me to amount to something! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5438 Go drop 20,000 eggs and then come tell me how great it must be to be a trophy wife. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5439 I wish he'd have thrown me back earlier. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5440 What ya think... even with the glass eye, I look pretty natural, huh? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5441 Just give a hungry man a fish. Teach a man to fish and he will eat or mount. You know two fish and five loaves will feed 5,000 ! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5442 ...and then he threw me back. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5443 I went to Bermuda and all I got was this stupid plaque. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5444 My name's not Billy and I don't sing 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5445 Half a fucking pint of glue, that's why I'm on this board, you dipshit. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5446 Just play it cool, Brad. I need the insurance. See those schools of fish over there? All mine. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5447 I thought plankton was small, but no... this plank weighs a ton. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5448 I'm not even supposed to be here today! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5449 …and then he told me I was just another trophy carp! 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5450 Phew, feelancer! You'll never make it to the board. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5451 It isn't easy being a trophy fish. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5452 First they take me from the sea and now Tony Soprano throws me back in! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5453 And then just in the knick of time... 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5454 As soon as I reconstitute I promise you 100,000 babies 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5455 No, I never floss. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5456 The Bass execs wanted me to do opera and I told them I quit! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5457 My advice is to be careful what eat!! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5458 The good news is that I didn't get eaten. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5459 NOW do you believe in Unidentified Fishing Objects?? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5460 What do you mean,which river? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5461 If you keep skipping school and you'll end up like me. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5462 I’m out on a retroactive catch and release program. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5463 You really know who to push my button? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5464 I got here by ascending to the top of my school. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5465 I wouldn’t mind, but the damn jingle drives me nuts! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5466 Sure you're free to swim around, but I bet you can't sing "Take Me to the River!" 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5467 You won’t get a trophy job like mine if you don’t go back to your school 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5468 Taking this "One That Got Away" thing a bit too far, Pal. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5469 Stop dreaming about a resting place! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5470 I told you to swim faster by that guy with the beer can, but no, you had to ogle his net. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5471 Remember - mocking is catching 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5472 Hey look, I could have ended up as salmon on a plank 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5473 It said room and board so I accepted the offer. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5474 It’s my cloaking device. 1.2000 0.04785 55 46 9 0
5475 No, I'm not one of those fake novelty fish that suddenly breaks into song! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5476 Honey, You’re not Star Kiss material.” 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5477 Well son,not sure this is quite what i had in mind for the possible legacy projects we discussed. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5478 No fun being a trophy fish! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5479 No one wants to bring home a preowned trophy. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5480 I suppose you think calling me your “trophy wife” is funny. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5481 Yes I’m angry! Half the ocean has disappeared. 1.2000 0.05443 55 47 7 1
5482 Blue-Plate Special or Trophy Wife — it's all the same. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5483 You were supposed to be the trophy wife. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5484 The kid thought it's a good idea to bring me back here after the family had watched Free Willy. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5485 Gutted, stuffed, and mounted. What! You aren't jealous? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5486 No, you go stuff yourself! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5487 I think we should call it off. I just can't get back down to your level. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5488 Be very careful. We’re not on the endangered species list. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5489 Not yet. You need to gain a lot of weight before you get plaque worthy. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5490 They treat us like garbage down here. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5491 The kid who owned me just watched “Finding Nemo” 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5492 So son there I was, hanging on a wall in a boat, a big wave rocked it, knocked me off the wall, I sloshed around in the cabin, using just my port pectoral fin, paddling in circles until I saw open water. And that son is how daddy got his board back. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5493 No, I AM your father 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5494 A real friend would release me from this damn piece of wood! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5495 Before you agree to do this make sure the wife likes you too! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5496 Hey Buddy, don't complain to ME about having to just swim in circles! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5497 You think this is bad? All that's left of your mother is her head and bones. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5498 You at least could have said something. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5499 This guy had NO concept of catch and release. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5500 Heaven” is FAKE NEWS! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5501 I am NOT bored stiff!! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5502 You'll be hooked when you get one. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5503 It’s not a phase Mom! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5504 It's time you start learning the lyrics to "Take Me to the River", kid... 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5505 I know which side I am on. What about you? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5506 I don't recommend being a big fish in a little pond. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5507 Show business isn't nearly as exciting as you think it is, kid. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5508 For some reason I can’t see anything on my right 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5509 And, you wonder why I'm so hard on you? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5510 Hey Mugsy, look around back and see if there are any screws you can loosen 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5511 When you said you were sending me to boarding school, this wasn't what I imagined! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5512 But I’m not a catfish, I’m a bass 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5513 Well Thelma, guess I’m your “one that got away.” 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5514 Me at your age... 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5515 I told you to meet at the spot on my signal. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5516 Don't even think about it. I am supposed to get back on the place so they should look up at. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5517 So this is uncomfortable. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5518 It's no fun being a broad on a board! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5519 I wouldn’t be cod dead participating in that board game! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5520 Me in the future? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5521 Beats me. One minute I’m surfing in Southern California and the next minute I’m here in this lake 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5522 But, you asked me to give you a sign that I still loved you. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5523 Be happy even though the situation never demands it 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5524 -"Did you hear about the storm coming?" -"Yeah. I boarded up this afternoon." 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5525 Yeah yeah catch me on the next season of Botched 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5526 At least it doesn’t make you sing. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5527 I really hope they find a solution to the global semi-conductor shortage 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5528 F*ck you looking at?” Imagine this caption on @newyorkerma 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5529 How in the hell am I supposed to see to the right? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5530 The real issue is that I do worry and I’m not happy about it. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5531 Swim faster. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5532 I 'fish' i knew how not to end like this! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5533 I chose to be on this oval! I’m keeping my distance Larry! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5534 Today I’m Billy Bass, tomorrow I’m on Broadway 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5535 And you thought that I would never aMOUNT to anything. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5536 If you read the emails your would understand how ineffective open water has been this whole time... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5537 I’m blocking out the hate! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5538 There ARE perks of being a wallflower. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5539 Stop putting me on a pedestal! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5540 It’s called modeling, Harold. Look it up. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5541 Something fishy about this guy.. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5542 I used to be somebody! Remember that McDonald’s ad? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5543 As chairman of the board... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5544 For the last time. My name is not Billy. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5545 Leave the Gulf as soon as possible, DON’T let them catch you. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5546 Billy Bass, welcome back home! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5547 They could have any fish in the sea, but they chose me! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5548 Served on a platter isn't always a good thing!" #Checkyourprivileg 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5549 You said you always wanted a trophy wife! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5550 And they said the wooden plaque would help me float. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5551 'We’ll make you a star,' they said. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5552 I'll have what she's having 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5553 you said you wanted a commitment, well here it is! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5554 Stay young forever, they said! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5555 I told you I’d be back to haunt you! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5556 This isn’t funny, isn’t funny at all 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5557 I hate autocorrect! It should have read “plaque” not “plaice. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5558 I never wanted to be a trophy wife, but now look at me 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5559 Went a little heavy with the Botox, huh, Gary 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5560 Dude, you don’t look so good. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5561 …and then they have the nerve to ask why I hate Father’s Day 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5562 What? Haven't you heard of being a trophy wife? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5563 Sadly I can't go out with - I'm spoken for. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5564 I'm board with home schooling. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5565 Trust me! It's not worth being a trophy wife. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5566 Does this make me cheugy? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5567 not what I imagined when he said I was a catch 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5568 You’re lucky not to be a salmon. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5569 I don't know why I love you like I do After all these changes that you put me through... 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5570 The bar scene just wasn't for me. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5571 If it looks too easy to catch, it is. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5572 You looking for a trophy wife? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5573 three years of vocal lessons and all I got was this stupid plaque 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5574 So, now you're saying you didn't describe me as your "trophy wife", are you Bob? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5575 They threw me back because they said I wasn't big enough. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5576 Don't give me that look! You'd be lured in by a glowing in the dark worm too! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5577 Don't be silly. It's for my sacroiliac 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5578 They sure took a while to 'release'! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5579 I know what they are saying at that school, but I really am one that got away. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5580 There's a downside on being in the public eye. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5581 Enjoy it while you’ve got it, kid. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5582 Your disbelief in future of our a cappella group is even more corrosive. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5583 Hey Billy how was the limelight? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5584 If I’m flirting with a bot again… 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5585 We ARE in the river. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5586 $175K, health, dental, and unlimited vacation. 1.1970 0.04933 66 55 10 1
5587 I swear, if you call me Billy Bass one more time. . . 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5588 It’s called an NFT, Perry. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5589 It’s called fashion, Frank! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5590 Of course it could've been worse!! Have you forgotten about that cousin of yours?!?! C'mon Al ! pan fried is definitely worse! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5591 And you made fun of me for seeing how long I could hold my breath above water. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5592 They walked in, I looked at them, and told them to take me here. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5593 Don't tell me to calm down! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5594 This way I eliminate the middleman. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5595 This still doesn't make me your trophy wife. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5596 I told him I am not somebody’s trophy fish, and I left. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5597 You said that you wanted a trophy wife! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5598 No, don’t bring me back anything. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5599 Take it from me, kid. Don’t get hooked. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5600 I felt my medals looked better here than on the wall of the den. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5601 Plaques are overrated. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5602 Son, This is much better than a frying pan 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5603 Why do you keep repeating yourself? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5604 So I sang "Take me to the River" and bamm. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5605 Turns out I was just another one of Gil’s trophy wives. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5606 I'm an invasive species. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5607 Post Covid Anxiety 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5608 I've been waiting for this my entire life. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5609 You might be surprised but being famous is not all that its cracked up to be. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5610 This is that sick guy's idea of what catch and release looks like. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5611 why aren’t you in school? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5612 I said no paparazzi! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5613 You wanted me to bring you that jiggly thing to make you happy. Well, are you happy now ? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5614 "They promised me a position on the board." 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5615 You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? I’m the only one here. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5616 So I thought, “Hmm, that looks nice and shiny. I deserve a little treat…” 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5617 Don't be a showoff 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5618 No, I meant we need more bass players who can hit a deep note. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5619 Swimming became insurmountable. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5620 you may alive, but I am a legend. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5621 Why so serious?! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5622 I want by babybackbabyback ribssss.” “Bar-B-Que Sauce. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5623 Guess they finally ran out of AA's 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5624 What do you mean I was adopted?! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5625 No it DOESN'T help me get into fancy nightclubs! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5626 It can get lonely on a pedestal 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5627 You should have seen the other guy 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5628 The catch and release laws are getting crazy. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5629 It’s never a real worm 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5630 any my parents said i would never amount to much. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5631 You'd be mad too if they made you sing for your food. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5632 So", she said, "Just lie down here for a quick massage... how was I to know the massage gel was glue! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5633 '"It was this or ending up in chowder." 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5634 Funny how? How am I funny? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5635 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to be a trophy wife . 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5636 They threw me back when they heard my singing voice. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5637 Zoom background's are getting cheeky. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5638 You could at least pretend that I'm not just a trophy to you. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5639 Enough ‘trophy wife’ crap! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5640 I've been mounted. Keep searching. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5641 You should've seen the one that got away. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5642 Mom's still up there negotiating my release. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5643 It's not hubris, it's confidence. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5644 What they say is true, kid. I WAS a bit player in 'The Sopranos.' 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5645 Stop treating me like a trophy wife! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5646 It's not bad once you get use to it 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5647 The last thing I remember? I was in a bar singing “Take me to the River”... 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5648 Do you have anything to pry me off this wooden thing!? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5649 you know what, this shield protects me from COVID-19 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5650 You said you needed a trophy wife! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5651 Don't look at me like that - it's hard to make it as a singer. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5652 Yes, there is life after taxidermy. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5653 If you don't behave, you'll end up like me. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5654 Global warming baby! 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5655 I don't need any sides, I got mine covered! 😂 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5656 I was wrong!....Get me out of the river, put me back on land! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5657 No perks in being a wallflower! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5658 It's the pandemic, alot of us are board. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5659 I'm tellin' ya Lola you've gotta try this modeling thing. It kinda pins you down but the pay is great... 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5660 I repeat, never learn to sing 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5661 I’m a prize! What’s your excuse? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5662 Big Mouth Billy is not my lover” - Fis 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5663 Who’s the loser now? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5664 this return to office plan blows. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5665 At least I’m not bored! 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5666 This work from home situation is really starting to get old. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5667 The guys are never gonna believe THIS fish story 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5668 Sure, the worm didn’t work out. But no one around here should be allowed to comment on my career setbacks until they learn about gefilte fish. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5669 My wooden plank is on back order until 2022. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5670 Something looks fishy? Hilarious. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5671 No, I think you need to change YOUR tune! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5672 No, it isn't more comfortable is you are a flat fish! 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5673 Sorry if I'm acting off the wall. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5674 I'm not just another trophy wife, Giuseppe. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5675 Its someone's idea of awe and fame 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5676 So, you got your trophy wife, but do I have to wear this board? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5677 The tune was catchy, ok?!! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5678 I raise a thousand of his kids, put them through school, and this is what I get? Trophy wife? HA!! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5679 I was demoted from the boardroom. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5680 I tried not to worry but I’m not happy! 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5681 Me? Sure I feel sorry for a dolphin with its nose caught in a beer ring. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5682 Whatta you lookin’ at? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5683 Honestly, I'd prefer it if they just ate me. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5684 Who sez, “Fish gotta swim”! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5685 Like they say, kid: Some days you take the bait, some days the bait takes you. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5686 Boo! Bet you thought I was going to sing to you? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5687 This is not what I meant by “sheltering in place”. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5688 My name is not Billie Bass and NO, I don't know Alexa 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5689 It's really helping my sciatica. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5690 Well yes, Karen, I failed, they're worried and not happy 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5691 Plaque Happens!!!! 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5692 Did you or did you not ask for a “bronze-ino”? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
5693 How original! You think I haven't heard that one before! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5694 Why do you keep saying the same thing? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5695 Don’t worry, be happy” my tail. You try spending time in a rec room with only bumper pool. Bumper pool… 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5696 I finally know what you men about me being as stiff as a board! 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5697 That's the last time I order shark repellant online. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5698 So, then they took me to the river... 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5699 They used an earworm for bait 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5700 Learning to sing was the hardest part of getting this gig 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5701 You try working remotely. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5702 Herb, I didn't know he wasn't going to eat you. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5703 I've become famous since I was last here! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5704 It’s what you call a trophy fish! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5705 If you eat like I did, you'll turn out just like me-stuffed and mounted. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5706 Sure, but can you sing "Take Me to the River" over and over and over...? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5707 They got me with a gummy worm. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
5708 Right-hand turns are a real bitch. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5709 No, this is not, "the good life." 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5710 Commitment is freedom. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5711 I’m the trophy wife, not you! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5712 Uncle Elmer, I always wondered what happened to you. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5713 Hey, when you've had your job "eliminated" at age 58 by the bank you've given your best years to in the middle of the worst economy in 90 years, you take any gig you can." 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5714 Staying alive, staying alive. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5715 I am not a pez. I am a pescado. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5716 If you don’t get on board soon, we’ll have to stop seeing each other. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5717 I'm getting older and prefer a very firm mattress. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5718 Have you seen any half-eaten worms? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5719 My name is not Billy! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5720 Fame is Overrated. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5721 You want to know how to really get away? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5722 ```Bite the hook, Daddy! Bite the hook, Daddy!' You happy now?'' 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5723 Yeah his name is Chuck and I swear he seemed like the nicest guy 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5724 He hung me up in the conference room, then everyone came back to work. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5725 It's just a day time gig. I 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5726 I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a plaque to the side"! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5727 Sometimes I feel like I'm just a trophy spouse 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5728 First prize and all I got was this stupid plaque. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5729 DON'T GET HOOKED LIKE I DID, STAY IN SCHOOL 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5730 Screw Nemo and Dory! ...Just keep swimming my ass. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5731 Sure, you go off to the reef and all I get is this lousy plaque! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5732 I don't know why he treats me like a trophy wife! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5733 Liquidators at sea on this one 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5734 Don’t worry you said, it’s “catch and release!” 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5735 Sorry, I'm looking for a trophy wife. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5736 Stop staring. I can also swim or I wouldn’t be here. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5737 Nemo doesn’t know how good he has it 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5738 Turns out I read the class schedule wrong. It was the Plank class I wanted to attend. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5739 I am so over this work from home thing, I’ve gained a ton of weight and I’m stiff as a board from sitting in the same place all day! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5740 ‘Eyes on the prize,’ they said…” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5741 My life is going nowhere. I feel like I'm stuck in a piece of wood" 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5742 All because of my big mouth! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5743 You took me to the river AND drowned me in the water?! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5744 They disqualified my costume entry, saying it offended the Net Survivors Association 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5745 I said the river, not the ocean! Now, I’m just another piece of plastic. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5746 Straighten up, Charlie! Stay off the bait, or you’ll be hooked like me. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5747 I NEVER want to hear “Take Me to the River” again. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5748 I don't think this is what 'catch and release fishing' means. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5749 High protein diet? A fine mess you've gotten me into. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5750 ...and I really hate not being able to turn right 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5751 Me and my big mouth! He said that if someone pressed the button ONE MORE TIME that he was going to 'Take me to the river, drop me in the water' whether I was his Father's Day present or not! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5752 Technically, he did adhere to the catch and release rules. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5753 I didn't mean to literally take me to the river. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5754 You'll see, you'll get board too 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5755 All I asked was to be put on a pedestal 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5756 It's not all that bad but now I can only see on one side. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5757 It's the diplomats' line, fish. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5758 Trust me. Being famous isn't all its cracked up to be. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5759 At least I didn't sell out like that bass, Bruce. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5760 And then I say, "I'm the whole prize, honey." 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5761 So up there the trophy fish actually becomes the trophy. Weird. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5762 I don't see the humor in a laughing bass either, big-mouth!" 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5763 How can I convince you that I was once kidnapped and then I escaped?! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5764 You are mistaking me for someone else. I don’t sing. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5765 He didn't know that "catch and release" means immediately. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5766 Sorry, I seem to have lost my urge to mate 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5767 I just got tired of hanging on a wall 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5768 I am bored stiff,you? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5769 Hey you! Can you see my name here?" "It says 'Johnny 2018-2021-fiilet'd with hope' "Good! It's not an unmarked grave then. The school of fish decided to honour my existence." "Thank God you're not Catholic! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5770 I wasn't crazy about the singing, but it was better than getting eaten. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5771 I KNOW the Walleye isn’t native to this stream! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5772 Always a show off Moby 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5773 So your first thought is that a talking fish should be mounted and sold on Amazon as a gag gift? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5774 when the chef told me "ages well in oak" I thought he was talking about the wine! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5775 I just want attention! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5776 I’m from the school board. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5777 Be careful. This lake has no time limit for catch and release. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5778 Push it again and you're gonna sing with the fishes. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5779 I was the one that didn't get away 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5780 Got Marie Kondoed 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5781 You should see what happened to the guy that did this to me. Let's just say he is also swimming with the fishes. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5782 No matter how good the wiggly worm looks - Don’t bite!!!! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5783 They call it surfing but I don't get it. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5784 This used to be my pond, punk! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5785 Sing something else?!? I'm a one-hit flounder! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5786 You say you are bored, well I'm really board! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5787 I never wanted to be a trophy husband. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5788 Bears can’t digest wood; that’s why. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5789 Why go back to school? Teaching from home was just fine. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5790 So he said, 'Yeah, sure, I'll release you. But I need you to do me a favor though.' 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5791 My wife told me to stick with the organic worms, but did I listen? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5792 Caught and released by a procrastinator. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5793 So...just because they say it's for Facebook, that doesn't mean it's only a selfie! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5794 I'll have you know I'm Chairman of this Board. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5795 So much for your shortcut. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5796 Never seen a Big Mouth Billy? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5797 My lawyer says that, technically, this was catch and release. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5798 You confuse egocentricity for aspiration. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5799 I don't know about you, but I'm board". 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5800 'Yes I am worried, unhappy too' 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5801 You just had to order the seafood platter? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5802 ...If you think this is bad, you should have seen the guy who ended up on the plate. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5803 So good to see you, im still not ready for outdoor dining 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5804 Well . . they took me to the river. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5805 Yes, planking improves posture, but you didn't mention the side effects. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5806 For the umpteenth time Aldo, this is not a chopping board!! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5807 I know it was you, Fredo. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
5808 He used to love my scales, now I’m just chum to him. Keep swimming. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5809 change your mindset first before you change your argument. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5810 No! I didn’t make you dinner. I am your trophy wife, remember 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5811 Apparently, there are plenty of us around here. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5812 Take it from me: Be careful what you ask for; you might get it! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5813 I don't mind being perched like this. I am your trophy wife. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5814 The wife was threatening with divorce again. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5815 She said I could be her trophy husband if I just wore this. And here I am talking to you. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5816 Half a view is better than nothing! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5817 Get out of here before you blow my cover. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5818 Any chance that you might help? I'm looking for a wall to be hung. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5819 Rick, you know it happens to all of us someday. Stop being a sour trout. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5820 Don't get any mounting desires. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5821 You obviously think I am just some kind of trophy wife 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5822 I used to think swimming around free was great, too, but now that I've gotten on board my life is just one hilarious song after another. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5823 Did they see you see me? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5824 They said I'd be immortal. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5825 Actually, the hard part was saying "goodbye" 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5826 It's a piece of cake! You said. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5827 I hail from the School of Hard Docks. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5828 I couldn’t afford to be in a singing school, so this was the next best option. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5829 It’s called surfing. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5830 I gave them 10 years of my life and all they gave me was this lousy plaque. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5831 Tell me you’re washed up without telling me you’re washed up 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5832 The prodigal Billy Bass. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5833 Damn! I always get seasick while on board… 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5834 You wake up one morning and find you’re plastered and have this stupid plaque “drunkisii carpus.” 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5835 ‘Wood you bloody believe it’ 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5836 do not fall for the hook 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5837 This is what happen whe you believe in red mermaids 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5838 See, I told you I was a future trophy wife. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5839 Do you sing popular songs? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5840 I guess it is better than being dinner 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5841 I don't care what they say. I have perfect pitch! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5842 Hey buddy, there may well be plenty of fish in the sea. But it’s not everyday you get a chance for a trophy wife. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5843 Oh Lord.. Where did I go so wrong? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5844 'No, I'm talking 'choral' with an 'h.' 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5845 you’re already the big fish 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5846 Jersey is so much better than us 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5847 It's goth. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5848 I'm not leaving without a refund for the big-game hunting trip your company promised me. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
5849 You really can't go home again... 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5850 No, I did not get thrown back on a platter. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5851 Do you think he’s taken this “trophy wife” bit a little too far this time? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5852 I sing for minnows. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5853 Don’t end up like me kid. Stay in school! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5854 They promised me life on a platter. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5855 You never told me I'd be your trophy mate 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5856 So I got a little board... don't judge 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5857 What’s more, the bait was artificial. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5858 This is where I ended up when you said take a bite on the hook. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5859 What I'd like to know is why didn't the stupid jerk throw me back BEFORE he had me stuffed and mounted! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5860 Sometimes I regret being a trophy wife. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
5861 Apparently it's called catch, stuff and mount, and release. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
5862 He asked if I wanted him to mount me...well you know what I said. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5863 Don't look so surprised. Next time they'll think twice before tossing me back. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
5864 It’s better a wall than a table… 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
5865 My songs aren't "too mainstream," I learned them on the surface. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5866 I's great! Try it on! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5867 You asked "take me to the river", so be happy then ! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5868 Who are you calling a quitter? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5869 When I modeled for the painting my mouth was not open 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5870 I’m not much of a conversationalist. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
5871 For the last time I can’t play freebird! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5872 When I asked you to get on board for this project, this is not what I meant 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
5873 You may afraid you are the next one who die. Forgot about the Future. Relax now... Live in the moment. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
5874 I thought it was for an “official declaration”, not “a fish wall decoration”. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5875 I told you the boardroom wasn't all it was cracked up to be. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5876 Thankfully, his wife got the house in the divorce. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5877 « I always found your jokes fishy, but this time it’s really getting stiff » 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5878 Call me big mouth one more time 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5879 Have you tried just not worrying about being stuck to a plague? 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
5880 What do you think I am doing here? I just nailed it! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5881 I told you they didn’t serve worms at that restaurant. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5882 You may have scales but this bass sings them. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5883 Sure, you get ogled all day long. But getting ogled doesn't pay the bills. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5884 This is what happens to a fish out of water! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5885 Oh, yeah? Mount this” 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5886 I'm warning you not to hang out behind the school or you'll end up like your father. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5887 Oh the plaque is from not flossing. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5888 You’re lucky you got thrown back 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5889 I just wish the place had gone vegan before they put me on the wall, not after. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5890 I am the ghost of Christmas fishing trip futir 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5891 I misunderstood. Thought I'd get a trophy. Turns out I was the trophy. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5892 Yeah, what did you ever do to win some recognition? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5893 He was proud of me until he caught a bigger fish, then, right back in the water. Didn't even take the board off. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5894 No, I'm not "bored" and I'm not "stuck up"! Do you know how many times I hear that each day. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5895 You’re the Big Mouth 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5896 I don't get around much since I retired. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5897 I did not refer to you as my trophy wife. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5898 I'm flat out board stiff of being like this.. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5899 I just go with the flow. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5900 Oh no! The early 2000s really are back 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5901 Being a trophy fish means you're a big fish in a big pond. So I don't have to swim with the rest of you. And I get to be on a plaque! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5902 Look Son, at my age ya do whatcha gotta do to get wood. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5903 What's your hang-up? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5904 Just dont ever tell them your favorite song ! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5905 Art School 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5906 Hey kid, watch out for the 'Lucky Catch' Arts and Crafts shop downstream. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5907 His kids kept pestering him, 'Why didn't you throw him back in the water.' So he finally threw me back. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5908 And then he calls me 'Big Mouth!' So I says to him... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5909 After all these years,they finally threw me in the water. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5910 'I told you to make sure you didn't wind up getting bored' 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5911 This is NOT what I had in mind when you asked if you could mount me! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5912 When I said you can come over for dinner, I had no idea it would wind up like this 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5913 I can't get that stupid song out of my head 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5914 You think I'm just a trophy fish, but I can be dinner too." 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5915 Try not to end up as Exhibit A. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5916 I don’t know why but I’ve been feeling quite isolated lately 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5917 I’ve paid dearly for the privilege of being placed on this here plaque! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5918 Always read the fine print! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5919 Sebastian was right. “It is better down where it’s wetter.” 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5920 All right, all right. I thought I was getting a vaccine. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5921 You're still more plastic than me. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5922 Caught in a fishy situation. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5923 it was all the rage in the 80s! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5924 What?! I did it for the gram. My post went viral! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5925 You need a wall too to protect your borders 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5926 Whatever I lacked in skill, I made up with elaboration and now we are equals! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5927 Billy, now that we’re allowed to have guests over again, do you think you could learn to whistle another song besides Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy?” 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5928 Don't start about my cholesterol! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5929 When are you going to start planning for your future? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5930 Up there, everyone's getting one. They call it PPE and its a life saver. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5931 Once a wallflower, always a wallflower. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5932 Thank you for having a real conversation with me and not making me play that same song over and over 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5933 They told me it was a costume party.. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5934 It looks better on Instagram 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5935 It's lonely at the top! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5936 This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Mounties. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5937 Go back to school. You don't want to end up like me. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5938 I fell for you hook, line, and sinker, & look at me now! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5939 So I’ve been reading David Foster Wallace... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5940 Oh, you think you’re so special 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5941 I just want to be a trophy wife. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5942 I got tired of being his trophy fish. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5943 He was all about conquest. Mounting and tossing aside. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5944 Don’t laugh! I got so sick of singing “Don’t Worry Be Happy” I threw myself overboard! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5945 see what happens when you get board? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5946 This was not what I had in mind when I left to pursue a singing career. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5947 Hey,at least I straightened out MY life! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5948 I said ‘take me to the river’. I never said “drop me in the water’” 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5949 Please stop referring to me as your trophy wife. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5950 I can't turn right darn it! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5951 Why didn't the jerk throw me back sooner? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5952 I thought you graduated last year.” “No, I couldn’t get past the boards. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5953 smile all you want, my fins are stuck 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5954 I couldn't help it, I'm a keeper." alternate caption: "Scram, this spot's taken. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5955 Mm,Kim,knhuj 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5956 Fifty bucks and all he did was remove the plaque on my teeth! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5957 ...Yeah, well, Steve thought I was a catch! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5958 See what happens when you take the bait. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5959 Whatcha lookin at? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5960 I wanted an office job but all I'm doing is song and dance 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5961 I didn't make the cut. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5962 I don’t know what’s wrong , but I’m feeling blocked! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5963 No, nailedfish is not the name of my species! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5964 I'll show you washed up... 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5965 And you could be my trophy wife. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5966 . “I see you have a little plaque on your teeth” 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5967 They put me between the Orange faced man and the banana on the wall!! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5968 -I don’t know why I have a feeling you have not been quarantining at home for a year like everyone else?! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5969 Really, Joe?! You didn't leave the key to these handcuffs...AGAIN!!! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5970 Can't you speak English? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5971 That “Catch and Release” program is perhaps too discretionary (open-ended) on timing… 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5972 Can we please do something about this speaker? The bass is a little muffled. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5973 Not all of us made the same life decisions you did, Lawrence. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5974 🎶 Take me to the river... 🎵 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5975 When I sang “Take me to the river”, I didn’t expect them to actually do it. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5976 Covid is almost over, don’t you think you can come down now or you still want to distance yourself 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5977 They forgot to mention the mount part of ‘catch and release.’ 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5978 Start evolving into something like a scissorheaded fish you fool! Take it from your great great grandfather that this is not the kind of legacy you want to leave behind (Or be pretend proud of!) 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5979 Well,I’ll tell you. It’s better than sleeping with the fishes! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5980 Thow him back, he says! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
5981 Let's just say he wasn't very sporting. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5982 It's a CEDAR PLANK and it naturally protects me from MERCURY 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5983 I'm performing new material only! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5984 Still feeling too stuff to play...maybe later. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5985 'You'll be famous,' they said. But then I opened my big mouth to sing. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5986 PLATE! I said I’d never wind up on a plate! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5987 No, I’m not looking for a trophy wife. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5988 I thought a plaque meant an award! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5989 I wanted food and sex. Instead I was stuffed and mounted. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
5990 Don't give me that glass-eyed stare! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
5991 Ya shoulda seen the one that got away. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
5992 Can you believe it? They didn't use waterproof lacquer. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5993 Stop treating me like I'm just a trophy wife! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5994 So this is why you have to floss! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5995 And on the right, the undefeated champion of the Pacific ocean staring contest... 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
5996 I have plaque psoriasis. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5997 I'm just another trophy spawn. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5998 I haven’t seen a dentist in years 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5999 Seems I really can't go home again. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6000 I didn't think that they would "Take Me to the River" literally. OK? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6001 This is what being #1 looks like. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6002 This is what happens when you get a knighthood 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6003 Stay away from the fluorescent yellow ones. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6004 I'm telling ya straight, listen to your Uncle Frank: Do Not Go Up There! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
6005 I'm a babbling brook trout. Wanna hear me sing? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
6006 I'm innocent I tell you--I was framed. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6007 Why do I always forget that I'm a wall-eyed pike? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6008 Well Sharon, I guess that blank stare is what I deserve for trying to impress you at the school reunion. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6009 He was an organ donor. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
6010 Not what I thought when he said “I’d like to mount you.” 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6011 Is this what you meant by 'trophy wife'? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
6012 I never agreed to be a trophy wife! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6013 I didn't even get to see the last episode of the "kardashians". 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
6014 I wanted to be more than just another trophy wife. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6015 Common carp” is just a label 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6016 Someone finally listened to me 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6017 Can you believe the price of lumber?! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6018 Our schools need to teach civil disobedience, how to be implacable….and abolish boarding!” 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
6019 This wasn't what I was expecting for Father's Day 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6020 Size does matter... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6021 No, you’re stuck up! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6022 You think I look bad? You should see what I did to the fisherman. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
6023 Yeah, working from home isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6024 They said the filler will settle after a couple weeks! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6025 Wont fall asleep at the theater again, that’s for sure 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6026 Tom wanted to try something new... he hooked me into this bondage idea 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6027 My other self got angry 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
6028 Taxidermy is real, Carl! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6029 I should have bitten him earlier. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6030 And don’t keep calling me your trophy wife! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6031 And they don't even give you a share of the prize. Which is taxed, of course. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6032 It’s reverse Descartes. I am a trophy fish, therefore I will not be a trophy fish! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6033 He became a conservationist. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6034 It's not a keel! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6035 I refuse to be just a trophy wife. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6036 Watch out for the hook 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6037 I, too, took my freedom for granted. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6038 Don’t go after a worm on a hook. Trust me, it’ll only get you into trouble. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6039 This is what I got for saying I was bored at school. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6040 You are already in the river. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6041 ...and then they took me to the river. Be very careful what you ask for. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6042 Whatcha staring at? You never seen a fish whose been caught and lived to tell the tale before? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6043 Yes, it is cumbersome, but if not for my dead ringer impersonation of Big Mouth Billy Bass I'd have been skinned and filleted. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6044 If you want to go back to school be my guest. It's not like you're stuck here or anything! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6045 I ate too much plankton. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6046 Well this 'fishwife' isn't your trophy wife any more. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6047 My estate planner suggested that I get fitted for this as early as possible 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6048 When he said mounted , I thought he'd just spray some milt all over the place ,roll over and start snoring. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6049 Out there they call it crucifixion, an award for very big fish! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6050 While I was avoiding the hook, the board snuck up on me. Be warned. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6051 This is what happens when you detour from the Columbia River to sight see the Sequoias. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6052 I‘ve seen your future - and it‘s not pretty! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6053 Don't worry they said. Be happy they said. Well damn it, I'm not Big Mouth Billy Bass!!! Am I? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6054 I'm so done with being a trophy wife! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6055 What? I’m trending. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6056 Ending up as sushi or this were not the only choices, Freddy! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6057 I guess they took “take me to the river, drop me in the water” seriously 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6058 Youth is wasted on the young! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6059 And you said it would set me free. 1.1864 0.04506 59 50 9 0
6060 I’m worried Bob! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6061 Well, I sang "Take Me to the River" for the 854th time....and now here I am 1.1864 0.06151 59 53 3 3
6062 Mark said I’m a trophy wife, whatever the f**k that means 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6063 How do I put a filter on this? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6064 At Least it’s Show Business 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6065 I cannot believe you sent that note. Our species is dying and you don't want sex. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6066 Excuse me, what do you do for living? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6067 And please, when I go out with you, don't put me on display! 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6068 I told you to keep your mouth shut and you wouldn't have been caught and mounted.... 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6069 Well let’s see how you like being nailed to a wall. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6070 Whadda ya mean they gave away my parking spot while I was out? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6071 If it wasn't for the honor of the thing, I'd rather swim. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6072 I'm down here to not have to sing. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
6073 My advice is to go on a diet and be a catch and release. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
6074 I'm sorry, could you repeat that? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6075 Swimming is difficult glued to this plaque, but at least I can breathe! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
6076 What makes you think I'm a trophy wife! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
6077 This is the ultimate rejection. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6078 I wanted to be more than just a trophy wife. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6079 Go away, I am just playing dead! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6080 You said "A PEDESTAL!" 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6081 No, I don't sing! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6082 I'm a side sleeper. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6083 Don’t tell me I’m rigid! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6084 Doc,its simple 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6085 No...I will not sing "Take Me To The Water-Throw Me In The River," for you! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6086 It was either this or a fancy belt, I liked this. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6087 Please,no board stiff jokes 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6088 He left me for a new trophy fish. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6089 Catch and release was not a thing back then, but better late than never. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6090 Maybe you 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6091 They've added some steps to catch-and-release. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6092 I got hooked up in a new sideshow 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6093 Yes. The worm did taste funny to me. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6094 My retirement party got a bit out of control. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6095 I was nothing but a trophy wife. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6096 ...his dumb profile said he was a famous sTurgeon fishing for a trophy wife. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6097 So what if I had a little work done? You always said you wanted a trophy wife. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6098 Yeah, but you can't sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy" 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6099 No, you can't stay home and surf board with me. You have to return to your regular school of fish! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6100 And you said I wasn’t a good catch. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6101 To tell you the truth, I never listened to my parents either. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6102 Yeah, I'm the original Big Mouth Billy Bass. So What? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6103 What will it take for you to realize that I'm not a trophy wife? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6104 This is the Sargasso Sea! I said take me to the RIVER! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6105 Wait till you see what they did to Jimmy! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6106 I’m an installment here! Follow my lead. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6107 Why did you hire the most aggressive divorce attorney? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6108 No, you cant talk to my agent 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6109 It’s just lip-syncing and I get to keep the tip.” 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6110 It's nice to be out again, but I've got some baggage from being stuck inside for a year. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6111 I was singing in a karaoke bar and someone threw me in the river. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6112 If you don't want to end up like me. don't sing. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6113 He was shocked I told his wife about the affair, but like I told him, "you knew I was a Big Mouth." 1.1846 0.04850 65 56 8 1
6114 Unless you want to be someone's trophy wife, stay away from the surface. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6115 I started singing take me to the river, and the next thing I know, I’m here! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
6116 LUKE! I AM YOUR FAAATHER!! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6117 You can laugh... 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6118 I already told you, I’m not doing the duet. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
6119 I thought I was receiving a trophy. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6120 I am a fish on a plaque. Hath not a fish on a plaque eyes? Hath not a fish on a plaque fins, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same flakes, hurt with the same hooks... 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6121 I'm not stuck up, I'm stuck on...there's a difference. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
6122 The worst part is singing 'Take Me to the River' over and over. I've never even been to a river. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6123 There's plenty of fish in the sea. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
6124 I should have known something was up when they told me I was receiving a p!acque!" 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6125 I hope soap doesn't get in your Eyes 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6126 Your young and naive to believe that worm was meant for you to enjoy 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6127 Epstein didn’t kill himself 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6128 I was hoping for “The Clapper”… 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6129 I trusted you, Helen. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6130 Well...will salmon help me?! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6131 Eat the worm," you said 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6132 Opening his front door was the hard part. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6133 They kept telling me to sing! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6134 My mom won't let me leave the house if I don't look presentable. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6135 It was tacky, but cosy! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6136 Finally...waterproof batteries! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6137 Don't judge. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6138 It’s offensive! All the people in the office say I’m just a trophy wife! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6139 Well, lookee here, if it ain't the one that got away! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6140 Eternal life ain’t what you think! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6141 I didn't pay much attention in the schools either and look what happened to me. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6142 Swim west, young man. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6143 I come from your future to warn you. Do not take the bait. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6144 Apparently singing to the 50's had mass appeal 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6145 Come on sweetie. I'll make you a trophy wife. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6146 Great dentist you sent me to, he said I had plaque! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6147 I thought being on The Board of Directors was something completely different! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6148 First you have to want Trophy Fish 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6149 Being a trophy wife has drawbacks! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6150 I got framed into taking the bait! No trout wants a trophy-wife during an ecological downturn. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6151 Who knew it was a floating device 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6152 Now don’t you go falling hook, line and sinker for any sweet talking angler. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6153 Stay in The school, kid! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6154 Implicit in "take me to the river" is "without the plaque!" 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6155 I just heard from Vegas. But I told my agent they can’t pay me enough to sing it again. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6156 I told you not to take the bait. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6157 Finally they took me to the river! I’d been asking them for years! s 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6158 Papa when you gonna get off your plaque and start lifting a fin around here? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6159 where is your mask? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6160 You’ll never guess what they had me singing up there. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6161 I swear people’s tongue tests good 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6162 this is your future talking”✌ 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6163 „It’s actually not that bad“ 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6164 I told you Irene these no such thing as a free lunch. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6165 No, I'm not happy. Stop asking. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6166 When I was your age we didn't have 'No Fishing Zones'. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6167 Junior, go back to your school of fish, I am the one and only Big Mouth Billy Bass. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6168 Go to Hollywood they said. You’ll be famous they said.” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6169 No I was NOT captured and I resent your implications. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
6170 Worst of all, they beat me and made me sing Don’t Worry Be Happy.” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6171 They threw me back because I was too bony! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6172 You were always quicker than me in our school. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6173 Looks delicious, you said. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6174 'Of course I thought that being a trophy husband would be more glamorous!' 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6175 You have to go outside in order to get my background 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6176 Don’t you get board? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6177 So you’re looking for a trophy wife? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6178 I sing a mean tune. How did you get down here? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6179 Take me to the river... and wash me down.... 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6180 Do I look like I'm your trophy wife? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6181 One appearance on The Sopranos, and you end up sleeping with the fishes! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6182 You bet I'm mad; he calls me his "Trophy Wife". 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6183 What are you staring at? Haven't you ever heard of a trophy husband before? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6184 Worry, Bob, if you know what’s good for you. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6185 It's been more than a year since I visited my parents. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6186 Put on a mask first. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6187 Son, this is not a career choice, the music alone will make you crazy! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6188 No, Charlie, I am not on the school board 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6189 Son, hide yourself--stay small ! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6190 He said he wanted to make me his trophy wife. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6191 ‘Catch and release’ needs more regulation. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6192 I am the angry looking but the trustworthy one! Not like I'm picking a specific fish to go after! Phishing 101 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6193 I thought they said they needed a fish to send away not to filet 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6194 I am the ghost of bad Christmas gifts past. Repent, or you too will sing from this plaque! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6195 „At least I’m special!” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6196 How do you like my Halloween costume? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
6197 The nerve of those guys! 'It's just a little catch and release,' they said. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6198 Well, at least I’m instagrammable” 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6199 Shouldn’t you be in the pool room? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6200 I thought life as a singer would be cooler 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6201 The hook was one thing… don’t even ask about the batteries. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6202 You’d think they would’ve highlighted my good side. Alas. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6203 Scared Straight: Ocean Edition. "Stay with your school! It only takes one hook and 'bam!' you're wall art in Poughkeepsie forever !" 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6204 This has got to be bigger than the Great Wall of China, just saying. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6205 I’m not JUST some trophy fish … I have some depth… 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6206 Suddenly restaurants start to open up, and I'm no longer a hobby 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6207 Then she said “no, you get stuffed”. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
6208 It's so hard hanging with you guys. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
6209 I had it all: I used to be a star! But then somebody decided, “take me to the river; put me in the water” was a request and not just part of my set… 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
6210 I didn’t get this operation and work nights on the surface so you could major in creative writing! You transfer back tomorrow or I’ll tell your mother we can’t have sex anymore because her son wants to be an ArTiSt. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
6211 Well I didn’t think they’d take it literally. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6212 You won’t believe what I’ve seen. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6213 We have to go back, Marty! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6214 THAT'S THE LAST TIME I'LL LISTEN TO YOU!!! "WOW, THAT BAIT-LURE LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6215 ... and then she said 'get stuffed' 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6216 So much for you telling me how lucky I am that you let me go out with the boys once a month, 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
6217 No I will not sing 'Take me to the River" for you like Big Mouth Billy Bass!! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6218 That's why it's really important to practice holding your breath 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6219 I told you, I don't want to talk about it. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6220 It was the aliens, man! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6221 How many times have I told you dont swim seductively near the surface where those fisher folks are! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6222 Well, you DID say you wanted a trophy wife! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6223 Yeah it was catch and release but now I have to keep the plaque. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6224 You call this 'wearable art'? 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6225 There'sh no preshedent for the preshident to shink to theshe depthsh but shtill shtay in the Oval Offish. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6226 Yeah, that's what I said - sing! They hit a button and you're supposed to sing the same darn song every time! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6227 Yes, your worm did taste funny. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6228 How did you escape from being caught and plastered to a board 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6229 Be careful what you wish for 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6230 The surface sucks, never go there." 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6231 This is not a surfboard! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6232 You ain't exactly a prize yourself 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6233 No exactly catch and release. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6234 Am I just some sort of trophy to you? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6235 But I'm not a bottom feeder! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6236 Then she says "Where were you for the past two years? You were with Sheila right?" 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6237 I came back, but not for long -- batteries don't last under water 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6238 It's not much fun being a trophy husband 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6239 The back brace comes off next week. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6240 I'd really like to take some time off. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6241 Nailed on" to become "Chairman of the Board", eh? Don't think you won't pay for this 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6242 Why did you tell me this was a costume party? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6243 I mistook fame for frame. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6244 My dentist told me to floss more. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6245 You always assume I'm your trophy wife. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6246 He had a change of heart. Decided to throw me back in. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6247 It's catch and release Perfected 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
6248 I told the Mob Guy I wanted to sleep with the fishes again. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6249 Oh, Billy! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6250 Of all the reefs, in all the oceans...she had to swim into mine. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6251 Added 250,000 more views. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6252 They took me to the river and dropped me in the water and that's how I got here. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6253 I’m feeling board. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6254 Keepin’ it reel 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6255 Swim? No can do. How 'bout we go for a float? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6256 and then they thought I was dead so they nailed me to a piece of wood! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6257 Retirement is Murder. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6258 Go find the sawfish. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6259 Yeah,… the only fish in this school to not get vaxxed,… me and my big mouth. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6260 Hey chum,ATROPHY ain’t a good look on you. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6261 Don’t be so selfish 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6262 I think you have taken this fishing hobby of yours a bit too far, Harry 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6263 Its all about that bass that bass no treble 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6264 Idk something about Trump’s Facebook ban 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6265 It's a hard pants day. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
6266 You thought I won't come back? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6267 Apparently I parked in a compact spot outside the sunken pirate ship and now I have to pay SIXTY FIVE DOLLARS to get this thing off. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6268 Yes, Jerry, it hurt. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6269 And I went to the dentist last week! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6270 It’s the official vaccine passport for my school. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6271 I thought that saying was about a fly on the wall? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6272 Never get married. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6273 'Swim past me one one more time and I'll...Take me to the river..' 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6274 . I can tell Nemo a few things. Stay tuned for a blockbuster movie. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6275 Are you out of this world? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6276 They water boarded me because I couldn’t not worry and be happy about a thing” 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6277 Yeah, you know me from the Sopranos. I'm swimming with the fish like the rest of them 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6278 Take me to the river”, you said 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6279 They found a loophole in catch and release. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6280 ‘You don’t understand how hard it is to Instagram influence these days; gotta work to stay relevant’ 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6281 Yeah, they told me I was going to "receive a plaque" for my faithful service. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
6282 Let this be your lesson: nothing will be handed to you on a wooden plate. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
6283 Your Bonny is over the ocean, too? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
6284 Don't be a sucker like me, kid. If you see a worm swimming, you can bet he's on a hook. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6285 I never should have believed them when they said I wouldn’t get pinned down by a 9 to 5 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6286 No one ever talks about how hard it is to be a trophy wife! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6287 You can't handle my fame! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6288 I have friends who got the vaccine and drowned, that's why. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6289 Saying "I told you so" is getting a little annoying, Gladys. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6290 Take me to the riveerrr. I’ll be here all week kid. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6291 This way they don’t eat you if they catch you. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6292 Come close to me tough guy, see what happens. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6293 I kept singing 'Take Me To The River' and some kid finally did. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6294 All this, just to find out that there is no audience for a Billy Bass impersonator. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6295 If you don't mind, I'm on vacation. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6296 It's all fun and games until they literally take you to the river and drop you in it. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6297 Trust me, a singing career isn't as glamourous as they make it look. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6298 First I fall for his stupid line, and now he calls me Wall-eye. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6299 Get away from my echo chamber. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6300 Yes—I'm still alive! Just feeling a bit stuffed. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6301 Fame is not all it 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6302 A worm I thought. What's a worm doing out here? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6303 I'm telling you, David Byrne didn't write it. It was Al Green in '74. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6304 I used to feel like a fish out of water. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6305 ?I’m worried, definitely not happy? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
6306 I agree it is more difficult to swim like this , but the extra weight makes it much harder to be reeled in! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6307 Unfortunately, I'm often misrepresented. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6308 ArtiFISHel Intelligence! What did you think it meant? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6309 Heed my warning, Kid, flossing prevents the build up of one of these. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6310 Don’t judge me!! That worm on the hook really looked good!!! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6311 Why couldn't the guy have thrown me back into the water BEFORE he killed and mounted me? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6312 It's not my fault that I have to stay home while everyone else is in school. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6313 Do you think I enjoy being a trophy wife? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6314 Someone really likes me. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6315 What do you mean you’ve never heard “don’t worry be happy” 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6316 I've always wanted a place to call my own 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6317 Still I don't worth as much as the caviar!! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6318 Margaret it’s incredibly petty of you to do this! She and are just friends! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6319 You FLOTUS well Melania...Errrr u better be my Trophy wife” 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6320 ‘They said if I didn’t take the job they’d report me to the Department of Labor’ 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
6321 I told you I’d be back for my money, Ed. Now it’s your turn to sing. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6322 I've sold over 100,000 units and all I've gotten is this lousy plaque! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6323 I sure got schooled. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6324 This shield is guaranteed to prevent sharks from eating me! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6325 Listen up, A.I. Is every where now! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6326 Trust me, retirement is fishy at best ! At my going away party they gave me this plaque! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6327 Don't believe promises of endless gourmet stuff!! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6328 This motherfucker… 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
6329 Get back, Loretta! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6330 Jingle bells, jingle bells 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6331 ONE song is all I need! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6332 It's that same old song again. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6333 My name isn't Billy and I don't sing! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6334 It’s Global Warming ! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6335 Being a trophy fish is not what it’s cracked up to be 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6336 I haven’t been able to see the dentist since the pandemic, so there has been a buildup of plaque. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6337 A statin medication could really help you with that plaque 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6338 Eat more iron, you said! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6339 This is the new catch-and-release 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6340 Beware being the trophy wife. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6341 Yeah, well you should see the other guy. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
6342 Yep, I’m looking for a trophy wife. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6343 I told him I am not his trophy wife and then he buried me at sea 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6344 If you like it so much, you go sing on the wall. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6345 I was sick and tired of being laughed at. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6346 MDCCCXVIII 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6347 My story even got picked up by Disney. But they chose a clownfish for the role instead. Nobody wants to see a bass on the big screen. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6348 Come on board, why don’t ya? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6349 Oh forgive me, I still am not fully vaccinated 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6350 Whats your name?" "Im mortified" "Nice, can I call you Morty then? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6351 I swear, Gill, if you dare say "I told you" so help me! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6352 I know it was per my request, but when I asked them to take me to the river, I didn’t think they’d drop me in the water like THIS 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6353 Billy of course I am on board with your plan but I can’t help that there is a lumber shortage 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6354 You go off key one time and look where u end up! #seabass 🎸 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6355 The trophy fish life is not all its cracked up to be 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6356 What? Do you think Houdini got it right his first time? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
6357 If you get to choose, know that maple is lighter than ebony 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
6358 You’re an alewife. I’m a trophy wife. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6359 I saw humans up there... they spend all day puttering around in square boxes without realizing there a world outside those glass windows. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6360 It looked cool on TV. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6361 So I told my wife I was bored by her. Wake up the next morning .... here I am 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6362 Yes. I’m totally board. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6363 Ever since The Sopranos, nobody takes me seriously. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6364 Should we be wearing our masks? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6365 This is because you always introduced me as your trophy wife!! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6366 Ok, ok … you told me not to eat more of that “too good to be true” snack hanging on that hook in front of us.. I see what happens!? J.Kinsey Toronto, ONT 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6367 What are you staring at? Never saw a plaque fish before? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6368 Watch what you eat! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6369 I have heard them all. Trust me, Tony died in the final scene. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
6370 Is this past or future? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6371 Too plate or not to plate;that’s the dilemma 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6372 I know you told me to not swim around Trump's family...but he really wanted to show me to his friends at Mar O'Lago... 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6373 I told you, it's called casual Fridays. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6374 They said Don’t Worry, Be Happy… 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6375 And I most certainly am all about that bass, sir 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6376 Apparently Goodwill isn’t taking TRASH 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
6377 I should have known that this ‘no fishing’ sign was a lure. Really can’t trust humans believe me! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6378 Catch, mount and release sucks. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6379 Yes, I am a trophy wife. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6380 I thought he was talking about dental plaque... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6381 Yeah, it's therapy for late-changing flounders, so what? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6382 His fishing buddies made fun of my size so he threw me back in. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6383 Well well well if it isn’t the big fish that’s fucking my wife 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6384 The dentist couldn't get rid of all the plaque. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6385 And they expect me to sing! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6386 Watchu lookin' at 'four-eyes'? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6387 It was too big to swallow. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6388 Karaoke. You should try it. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6389 ... and all I got was this lousy plaque! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6390 I thought it was a school for professional bassists. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6391 No, I will NOT sing for you. The truth is, I AM worried and I'm NOT happy. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6392 Sure, it looks like an easy life. Just wait until they try to teach you to sing like a human! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6393 Never try to mount me. I'm already mounted! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6394 I’m a trophy fish looking only for a trophy spouse. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6395 No! I won't sing the Titanic song. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6396 I guess he got tired of my rendition of 'Take Me to the Water'. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6397 Shut up, Donnie. You're the one who wanted a trophy wife. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6398 Trust me, kid: stay in school. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6399 Yes, I am a trophy wife, so stop gawking and get out of my way! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6400 ‘You told me it was fancy dress!!’ 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6401 No, I don’t like Karaoke. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6402 During a rigged staring contest at a local leadership training workshop for big fish, young Earl suddenly froze with the dreadful realization that perhaps there were no big fish and no small ponds after all. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6403 Haven’t you heard? Yep, new variant. Fish can now catch the 🦠 virus... I’m in a bubble. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6404 Nemo was wrong 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6405 Dam it George! I said don't worry 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6406 It’s called fashion, look it up! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6407 One day, you will all be confined in your own bubbles! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6408 Get vaccinated, don't be stupid! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
6409 Not exactly what I had in mind when you said “Trophy Wife”... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6410 „Did you just not notice I was gone?“ 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6411 Yeah, my name is Billy. What’s it to you? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6412 Everyone asks about the decorative mount. No one seems to care how I got home. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6413 I get bored. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6414 I don’t want all this attention! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6415 At first his song and dance intrigued her, but she soon realized he was a total waste of her time. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6416 Actually I think it’s quite empowering 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6417 You wouldn’t know happiness if it swam up beside you. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6418 Oh. This is only temporary relo while my aquarium gets renovated. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6419 Oh wow, I’m famous! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6420 I told you I’d be back 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6421 Catch and release" didn't work out so well for me 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6422 Now now, don’t think that being a trophy wife is that great. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6423 As you can see, I'm quite the catch. So how about that date now? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6424 Trust the science, you said. Trust the science. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6425 Celebrity isn’t always what it seems. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6426 On the plus side, his ex-wife threw me back. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6427 It's my PFD, kid. You get to be my age, and your swim bladder's shot, you get all the help you can. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6428 His wife said I wasn’t Feng Shui. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6429 Don't even think of going close to those glow worms. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6430 Your side is showing 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6431 What restaurant am I in? Oh my god! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6432 Don’t worry, I’ll tell everyone you died in a surfing accident. The school and board can back me up” 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6433 It’s really great for my posture.. want to give it a try? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6434 Yes, i applied for the job 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6435 Warning, save my futures. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6436 I added Baby Shark to my repertoire and then I ended up here 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6437 Who says you can't go home again? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6438 You cross Big Mouth Bassoni, we'll give you "Mourning Wood" too! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6439 Let’s go, I’m bored. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6440 So apparently, my owner thought I was one of those singing Bass, as a novelty gift, boy were they wrong, next thing you know I here talking to you. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6441 Oh sure it looks nice, but I got 'board' with it pretty quickly. Get it? Bored? Board? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6442 No, I didn't get away. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6443 You've got a hell of a lot of nerve talking to ME about sacrifice! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6444 This is the first I’m hearing of ‘Catch and Plaque and Release’. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6445 I sang Take Me to the River, see, so what’s your excuse?” 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6446 With luck you'll get tossed back in sooner than me. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6447 Be glad you’re not a trophy that winds up in a flood and gets washed downstream like a piece of garbage. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
6448 This is what happens when you think those little wiggly things look so tasty. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6449 I should 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6450 The name's Big Mouth Billy...no applause, please! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6451 I made a left turn instead of right. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6452 I honestly didn't think you were serious when you threatened to nail me down if I was late to home school our children again, Betty Bass. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6453 When you said you wanted a trophy wife this was NOT what I had in mind! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6454 My agent said “Billy, this is your big break!” Now look at me. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6455 I thought I could get rescued like Nemo... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6456 And I'm not going to sing for you, either! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6457 Remember, after take me to the river but before drop me in the water, it's take me off the board! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6458 What are you looking at?…can’t a fish be on board 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6459 I thought you’d moved up to the mantle…things take a dive? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6460 I keep having this recurring dream of my future 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6461 Do I look like just another fish in the sea to you?! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6462 Iain't nobody's trophy, Jerry 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6463 Who are you to say I’m not looking at things the right way?! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6464 This is my place don't ever never come near it. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6465 Sorry I have a small circle of friends. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6466 Yeah, he threw me back. Fat lot of good it did me. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6467 Man, I can’t get this song out of my head. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6468 No, I'm not selling out to them, I'm claiming this look as our own. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6469 If I was really a trophy fish, don’t you think I’d be a lot bigger? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6470 This doesn’t look like Walmart .... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6471 NO, it's not a religious statement. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6472 I am a trophy husband. What more could you want? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6473 Son, take this a a warning.......it could happen to you too. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6474 Humans! Am I right? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6475 Be my trophy wife, he said... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6476 The name is Bass. Billy Bass. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6477 Son, you need to make better eating decisions than I did. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6478 I thought you wanted me to be your trophy bride. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6479 I was hung next to predators! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6480 Nowadays, they'll only throw you back if you're a commodity. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6481 I am so tired of being a trophy wife. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6482 They made me sing that song… I already forgot the lyrics but I still hate it 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6483 My mom caught me smoking reefer so I’m grounded. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6484 I thought they were nice people, but then I got framed! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6485 Now Stewart, what have we learned about following the bubbles up to the surface? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6486 Do i look like I'll still be able to make it to ultimate frisbee on friday? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6487 Son, do well in yer new school. And remembah, if anyone tells you da “taxi man is here”, don’t do like your ol’ man and jump in da dude’s car! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6488 Well...This is the road to eternity!! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6489 ‘In my defense, I kept my mouth shut, knowing my (verified) statistics would fall short on closed ears, as he ambled on about his nonsensical wall mounted freedoms. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6490 Catch and release- but they didn't specify how long in between 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6491 Who’s still living in the bubble? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6492 I got caught with my open for the very last time 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6493 Don’t fall for the phishing scam! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6494 Don't ask me to sing Be Happy." 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6495 If you bring up Big Mouth Billy one more time 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6496 I hate so much when people put me against the wall 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6497 They finally accepted I was still alive, and agreed to throw me back. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6498 The worst part is, I *hate* Bob Seger 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6499 You know I was the second choice to be in that McDonald’s commercial 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6500 So one fish says “lol I got wood” and the other fish says “Are you talking about the board?!?” And the first fish says “No this FISH BONER!” 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6501 The lure had a billboard advertising a permanent timeshare. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6502 Love, shlub. At least I got mounted. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6503 Bob said he wanted a trophy wife. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6504 Being a trophy wife comes with it's own burdens. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6505 Hang loose, Dude. No need to get big. Svelte is where it's at. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6506 At least they didn't put a peg leg on Bobby McFerrin. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6507 Don’t Worry, Be Happy 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6508 You put up a good fight and what does it get you...?? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6509 If you want to remain a trophy catch, gain a lot of weight. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6510 Don't look at me like I'm glassy-eyed. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6511 Told you so. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6512 Let’s just say I don’t like my chances. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6513 Just shut up and be happy. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6514 This guy caught me, mounted me on a board, and then when he was sick of looking at me, he just tossed me back in the ocean. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6515 Don't have the worm souvlaki. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6516 You're just looking for a trophy wife. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6517 I was knocked for a loop by a grouper 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6518 OK, wiseguy, so you knew to keep your mouth shut. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6519 And don't get me started on how they put the nail in. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6520 Be Happy??? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6521 I go off the wall sometimes, so what! 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
6522 There's just too much cholesterol in these waters. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6523 Trophy wives don't spawn. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6524 Have you got a better idea for eternity? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6525 Don’t trust anybody in show business. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6526 For the last time, I don't want to hear, "I told you so." 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6527 Get lost! Get your own bubble. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6528 I don't think I'm quite ready to be mounted. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6529 I just dropped in to see what condition my aioli was in! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6530 See, this is what happens if you don’t floss. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6531 You good in Maths son? How high are my chances to be caught and released now? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6532 And now I can only swim in circles! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6533 I am just going to be here with this stupid button everyone pushes 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6534 Do you like my Halloween costume? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6535 The election was stolen from me 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6536 No Karen. I won’t sing. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6537 We are the true ruler, you leftist are always left undone and we are always right 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6538 Live your life to the fullest before it ends 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6539 I am the company's new prize catch, henceforth nobody's gonna blame us for climate change. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6540 New board member? 🤗😂 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6541 and the worst part, my Zoom background is still this 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6542 Damnit I said take me to the river not the ocean! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6543 No, you can’t use 2 AAA batteries for your remote! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6544 Kevin this is not what I meant by morning wood 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6545 Elon Musk tweeted something about Fishcoin and next I know this happens. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6546 Don’t say anything. I know how I look. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6547 Some fish’s baggage is just worse than others 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6548 I don’t think I’m ready for guests just yet. Did they buy it? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6549 You and your big mouth 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6550 you're always bringing up my weight Stacy, I try to do one thing for myself. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6551 What a line. I fell for it hook, line and sinker. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
6552 When I said I was board, what did you think I meant? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6553 Don't take the bait, kid, or you'll end up just like me. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6554 It wasn’t so much the dry nymph itself. It was the presentation. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6555 My name is not Billy Bass AND I'm certainly not going to sing you a song. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6556 If you mention "intermittent fasting" I'll scream. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6557 Big Mouth Billy Bass singing, “Don’t worry be Happy”! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6558 Being a trophy wife ain't what it's cut out to be 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6559 Remember kid, your only wanted until something bigger comes along. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6560 It’s some new kind of Karaoke! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6561 I know what they're saying about me. That I'm some kind of trophy wife. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6562 Great! You’d make the perfect trophy wife. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6563 New to this city 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6564 ‘you’re driving me off the wall, son!’ 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6565 Don’t look at me like that Shannon. it’s just a trend I saw on tik tok, ooOookayyyy 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6566 - hate going to school with a woodie 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6567 ‘You only live once,’ they said. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
6568 No. I’m not related to Billy the kid 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6569 Finn, I’m stuffed to the gills. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
6570 This is not what I meant when I said I am a “trophy wife” 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6571 coach told me I needed to plank 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6572 This is the new platform for diverse voices corporate was raving about. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6573 Worst of all, every song I sing has the words 'all the ding, dang dilly dally day'. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6574 No, I am not related to that famous singing fish. Why do you ask? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6575 Go. WITH the current, Fred. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6576 So I was doing my part, singing 'Don't worry! Be Happy! And the next thing you know I got tossed overboard! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6577 Hey! Don’t laugh! I chose immortality over aimless flippering about. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
6578 That joke about being bored is getting really old! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
6579 Why fight it? It's only a matter of time.. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
6580 Let’s face it, I’m just your trophy wife. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
6581 One can never be too cautious” 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6582 So much for your damn 4 star Michelin rating of that worm! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6583 It’s not a bad as it looks.... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6584 You dummy, I said”bored.” 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6585 So it turns out it wasn’t a real fish! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6586 I swore I’d never let myself become just someone’s “Trophy Wife.” 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6587 (Left:)> I am Stiffly bored ! (Right:). > I am stiffly Boarded ! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6588 It's just a little plaque build-up. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
6589 They said I would be a panelist in a singing competition. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
6590 I’m not worried and I am happy, now please stop singing 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6591 Worst school photo backdrop ever... 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6592 I told you I wanted to get into skateboarding, you can call me Tuna Hawk 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
6593 The music biz really isn’t as glamorous as you might think. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6594 So sad this one doesn't sing! Since the ecology thing, they don't throw them with batteries anymore 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6595 Left fish: take me to the river... do doo doo do do .... drop me in the... oh! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6596 Build that wall,” they said 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
6597 How is the creature like above the sea? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
6598 I was hoping for a worm on line. I ordered one, but this is what I got. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
6599 I am no wall flower. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6600 Don't be satisfied with being a trophy wife. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6601 The last thing he said was, ‘branzino sleeps with the fishes’ 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6602 To make matters worse, they install a button that makes you sing on demand. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6603 I need you to watch my three." 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6604 I went vegan after that last worm did a number on me. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6605 So much for the idea that fish oil prevents plaque. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6606 I just want to be recognized 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6607 I don't love it but it beats some dumb gook making me into sushi 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6608 When you said you'd serve it to me on a platter, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6609 How the fuck should I know how it got here? I’m just a fucking fish—same as you. I don’t know shit about shit. Fuck off, Jeff. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
6610 Of all the luck. I was caught by Luca Brasi. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6611 Simple. Just sing the same damn song over and over again. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6612 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WANT TO BE A TROPHY WIFE ! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6613 This is not my idea of being a trophy wife! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6614 They only gave me one wish. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6615 You have to soak the cedar plank first. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6616 You're not proposing just because you want a trophy wife, are you? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6617 Face it: you've always seen me as a trophy wife! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6618 You had to make me try what was on that hook! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6619 Yep - I got exactly what I asked for. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6620 They told me I’d be served up on a SILVER platter! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6621 They said being a trophy husband would be easy. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6622 Look at me, Jimmy. If you don't start applying yourself, you'll never get a plaque of your own. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6623 Open your eyes! Sheep-fish!! If the tide wasn’t flat I would’ve never gotten stuck on this chopping block! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6624 Forget #mannequinchallenge challenge, #taxadermychallenge is the latest craze 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6625 Believe me, not EVERYONE gets a trophy. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6626 Expect the first tomorrow, when the bell tolls one… 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6627 If this is a return to normalcy, I’m not interested 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6628 And I try new material but it's all about the hit single 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6629 ‘You just wanted a trophy wife’ 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6630 Take me to the river he says, throw me in the water he says... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6631 Charcuterie boards are all the rage 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6632 I told them Im not a colonialist 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6633 Someone was ‘extra’ with the catch and release. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6634 Oh, I'll give you a song and dance! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6635 'Take Me to the River' will only get you so far up there. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6636 I’m not just another trophy wife. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6637 Not Funny Gill this is not the mount I thought you were referring to “. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6638 You should see the other guy. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6639 I don't sleep so well on my side! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6640 No, I’m not ‘just trying to save someone the trouble’! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6641 I never wanted to be a trophy wife! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6642 ...and if he needs a Trophy Wife, don't bite. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6643 The best ad campaign in history, and they canned me! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6644 Where's my badge? Mounties don't need no stinkin' badges! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
6645 Choose among the hooks carefully and you can have immortality, just like me. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6646 When 'Take Me to the River' didn't work, I belted out 'My Humps'. Hit the trash can. Sang it again. The garbage truck driver veered off the bridge. Now I'm just mad it's still stuck in my head. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6647 And then they flushed me down the toilet 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6648 He left me for a younger one. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6649 Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6650 I am a living fossil but couldn't foresee my life 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6651 I want to see how I look mounted before I go for the hook. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6652 I know, I know. You said “Go vegan, worms are bad for you”. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6653 Long story––started on the Net. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6654 One day your "Rollin' on the river", the next day you're here. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6655 Ok who did this? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6656 I’ve been Catfished again?! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6657 They took me as Jesus again! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6658 And, it's basswood! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6659 it's a latest generation device, I don't even have to swim anymore 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6660 ...and they just left me there! Anyway, I'm thinking of starting my own religion now that I'm back... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6661 Be carful where you swim, you might just get caught up in somethin’ 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6662 I'm actually a tenor, not a bass. The 'Billy' part is just weird 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6663 And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think? A little too ironic 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6664 Don’t worry, I only do this part time 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6665 I came back to ask you for my money 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6666 At least I’m off diaper duty. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6667 Man! You make one mistake and they really nail you to the wall! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6668 I told you, it magnetizes the fin! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6669 This is the new social distancing aid they’re talking about 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6670 Dress for the job you want, Tom. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6671 You damn millennials want to be made a trophy just for participating! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6672 YEAH, BUT WERE YOU IN TONY SOPRANO'S DREAM? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6673 I bend for no fish! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6674 Get out! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6675 I had no idea this is what "selected to the board" meant, I thought it was for a planking class" 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6676 I was talked into taking care of final expenses. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6677 Obviously, in hindsight, I wouldn’t be a damn trophy if I’d just wished to be turned abnormally large. But how was I supposed to know that an honest-to-goodness genie would guess at the meaning of an unfamiliar word? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6678 How many times do we need to go over this? Plaque buildup runs in my family, OK? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6679 In my case it was Catch and Discard. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6680 They told me even God himself couldn't sink this ship and here I am, back to the sea 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6681 See my diploma plaque from the school of fish? Of course I can swim freestyle! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6682 Just remember to keep your mouth shut. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6683 Do you know a good taxidermotologist? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6684 No, it's just that the other half of me is permanently stuck to the other side of this board. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6685 If you make one comment about being bored I'm floating to the surface. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
6686 You think you have it tough? Look at me. I have mounting problems. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6687 And my name's not even Billy! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6688 This isn’t what I meant when I said that we needed to preserve our wildlife. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6689 No, you can't have an autograph. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6690 Do you know how it feels to be stuck . When all you want to do is move. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6691 This is a warning to you of what happens when you go to the top. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6692 I knew I shouldn’t have listened to my agent when he said to become a pin up model. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6693 ? Y-------MCA ? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6694 Yes, well, a zombie fish doesn’t get to choose what its attached to when it turns into one of the undead. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6695 Billy Bass tried his best to shake it off, but he still brought some of that office energy home. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6696 Under the sea? I said take me to the river! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6697 You are wrong. No,you are wrong. 1.1714 0.04055 70 59 11 0
6698 I am the chosen one 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6699 You would not believe the traffic on the way down today 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6700 Well if it isn’t the fish that’s been sleeping with my wife... 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6701 At least your guys timed the catch and release properly 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6702 I've had the same song stuck in my head for decades, man! Back off! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6703 They thought it hilarious to take my rendition of 'Take Me To The River' seriously. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6704 Hi, you two! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6705 It’s either sink or swim in this economic climate 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6706 So much for “Try it” what have you got to lose. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6707 Yeah, they finally took me to the river. Now get me off this damn board. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6708 CodVid Denier! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6709 I followed my dream to be a singer and look where I ended up. I'm tellin' ya, kid: stay in school. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6710 On second thought, I may not really be trophy husband material. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6711 I told you we could get hooked. But nooooooo. You just wouldn't believe it. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6712 You can't speak to me like that, I'm an award! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
6713 No, you're a joke! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6714 It was quite an honor really..... 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6715 Of course I’m board being stuck here! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6716 Find yourself a new trophy. I really don't care. Do you? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6717 And you're a stuffed shirt! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6718 I knew I was a good catch, but I had no idea he was looking for a trophy wife. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6719 Because! Once you go plaque you, you should never be thrown back. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6720 I’ve heard of fish and chips, but not this… 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6721 Take me to the water, drop me in the river Push me in the water, drop me in the river 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6722 I said don’t worry! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6723 Yes, I'm Brazilian and that's the best for me. My President said, so it's true! Why? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6724 Harold! I am more than just a trophy wife! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
6725 MY JOB WAS TO SING, TELLING FOLKS TO NOT WORRY, AND BE HAPPY! NO ONE WORRIED ABOUT MY HAPPINESS!! . . . . 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6726 I touched the butt. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6727 No, i didn't buy the souvenir for you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6728 I don’t know if this counts as catch and release! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6729 The lyrics were just programmed into me, I didn’t think they’d actually do it! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6730 I’d rather be hung then eaten. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6731 I have always hated the high C. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6732 Some would consider me a trophy husband! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6733 Big is NOT better 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6734 And you kept saying how real it looked. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6735 They said I would get a trophy for participating. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6736 I missed school for one lousy day! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6737 Man, am I bored. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6738 You never wanted to mount me. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6739 Mounted? No, displayed! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6740 They think its a cosmetic enhancement 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6741 I guess he really didn't love me. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6742 No no no. After you," you said. Thanks a lot 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6743 Immortality on a wall isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6744 I'm just treated as a Republican trophy around here 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6745 If you don't swim faster this might be your future 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6746 ….but you can't tune a fish." Don't you get it 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6747 Catch and release isn’t what it used to be. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6748 I hate to keep carping on this but why aren't you in school? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6749 Being on the board is not what I thought it would be 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6750 Believe me. It's no fun being just a trophy wife. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6751 You are at a wrong place my friend. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6752 It was supposed to be a temporary gig. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6753 And then I joined the Canadian Mounties 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6754 I broke out. Sharing a room with the trophy wife was unbearable. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6755 It’s William Bass! Not Billy. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6756 All I wanted was to be as free as a bird, not chicken of the sea... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6757 You said, It looks delicious!" 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6758 What could it hurt? you said. Let's learn this cute little song, you said 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6759 In life I was your partner, Jackfish Marlin. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6760 Tear me off this board so we can start classes. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6761 I'm not hungry, I feel stuffed 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6762 You knew I wasn’t the one who did it. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6763 „grow up will you! get a real job!” 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6764 Look Linda, do you want to be immortal or not? I feel like I’m waisting my time here. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6765 There’s nothing to sea here. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6766 It’s not a gimmick Steve, I broke through the 3rd wall. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6767 Oh dear! Don’t set your limits... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6768 I can't wait for Easter... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6769 Whatever happened to us being band of brothers, Mark? No man left behind?! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6770 Because I’m important 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6771 …and this is what I got for saying I would serve on the board of this school. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6772 I'm stuck in the C, but I need AA's. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6773 No, I haven't had any work done 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6774 They say it's not waterboarding but it is. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6775 …so then he says, “I’m normally a catch-and-release fisherman”, and the next thing I know I’m being mounted as a trophy fish. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6776 I was lucky they started on the chips first 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6777 My will said "cryonic embalming". 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6778 It’s bad enough that Neptune caught me, but did he have to stuff me and mount me and hang me in his living room? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6779 Hmmm,something is fishy. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6780 Remember when you asked what's for dinner, and I said let's have take out? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6781 'So she said " If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.... then wham!" 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6782 No- my tail doesn’t flap and I don’t belt out any tunes! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6783 Don't worry, be happy? Are they kidding? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6784 No, catch and release was not what I envisioned! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6785 I’m glad my life “amounted” to this 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6786 The dentist said I have a build up of plaque! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6787 And he says to me "Billy, I'll Take You To the River, so youse can sleep with the Fishes. Capiche?" 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
6788 Could have sworn he said "get a plaque . . ." 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6789 Listen kid, let me give you a word of caution. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6790 Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6791 Let THIS be a lesson to you! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6792 I'm a little worried and not too happy, Gil!!! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6793 Malpractice. They were supposed to glue my left side AND my name is Garry spelled with two “R”s. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6794 Do I look like a crab with a Jamaican accent? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6795 Botox? No! I am just drinking a lot of water 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6796 She doesn't trust me and has me pinned down so I can't go anywhere! 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
6797 How did you know my name was Billy? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6798 Stop staring kid and just tell me how big those fish are on my right. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6799 Here’s the story…of a fish named Billy.” 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6800 There’s plenty of reason to be worried. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6801 I told you not to follow that newfangled diet,noshing on all that quicksilver has given you a deathly pallor. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6802 Oh you don’t like filet of fish Bob… well, do you think I like singing it every time someone swims by? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6803 Don't leave me Rose. I'm sorry Jack not enough room on the board. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6804 Looks like mummies can swim too! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6805 How dare you talk to me, I’m a prize winner! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6806 Marine Quarantined 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6807 I swear, this IS the river... 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6808 We never go anywhere anymore 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6809 Eventually I’m going to win one of these bets, Gary. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6810 You don’t have a tv down here! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6811 Someday kid, you could be just like me. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6812 Guess you've never seen a real trophy 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6813 What do you mean by trophy wife? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6814 Can’t believe they actually flushed ‘THE Billy Bass’ down the toilet… The nerve! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6815 This new nicotine patch is really weighing me down 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6816 You want a trophy wife? Well now you've got one! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6817 No! I’m not surfing. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6818 I didn't really mean "Take me to the river!" It's just a goddam song! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6819 Hey Bobby Bass, take your brother Billy to the River! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6820 In the end I became a trophy wife 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6821 If you call me Big Mouth Billy Bass again you are dead to me. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6822 Don't look so surprised, my profile said, "trophy wife" 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6823 No, I had a sea section. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6824 this is the last time you leave me hanging, you hear me? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6825 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6826 They get paid more if they declare it a Covid 19 death 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6827 I really doubt that afternoon walks will solve this particular problem, Greg. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6828 This is what happens when you listen to that silly mermaid and wish to be part of their world! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6829 Hey,he said I was too beautiful to eat, although his wife didn’t agree. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6830 Don't Worry, Be Happy"... My As 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6831 Why do you look at me like that? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6832 Trust me Dorothy, THIS TIME it's all just a bad dream, but the next time you want to go flying over the rainbow? You might not get so lucky. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6833 Go get me some AA batteries. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6834 The boss dumped me after mounting me in his office, but at least he got busted for workplace misconduct. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6835 Have your bachelor party in the shallows they said, it'll be fun they said 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
6836 I was just swimming along singing “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” when they caught and mounted me. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
6837 He told me I was going to be a trophy wife 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6838 No, I am NOT related to Singing Bass. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6839 Trump wanted some decorations for his border wall… but they sent me back when they found out I was caught in Mexico. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6840 Apparently, I am supposed to redefine "Catch and Release." 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6841 If they ask you if you want your dinner plated, say No! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6842 So, Mr. Fancypants. You got your trophy wife. Now what? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6843 I’m your trophy wife ! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
6844 Bigshot - You think anyone would want to show you off? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6845 Yes! It did hurt when the fisherman stuck me on this board. Any more questions? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6846 Listen bubble buns! Don't get lured by sex, drugs, rock and roll or lawyers, guns and money! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6847 I'm not looking to be anybody's trophy wife. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6848 School's out,find another trophy wife. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6849 Sort of defeats the"release" part of "Catch and Release." 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
6850 If your squad can't maintain strict formation you'll simply end up as a blue plate special. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6851 'Gimme back that Filet-O-Fish, gimme that fish,' my ass! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6852 He only wanted a trophy wife. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6853 So then I says 'Why stop with catch and release? Why don't you mount me, too!' 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6854 Do not look for a trophy wife my son. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6855 I’m tired of just being your trophy wife 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6856 You wake up in a boat and the next thing you know you're singing Achy Breaky Heart for six years. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
6857 They said I had a lot of fight, but they didn't know the half of it. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6858 Still, at least he's getting into catch-and release. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6859 This ain’t no surf board. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6860 Okay, I’ll marry you, but I don’t wanna be just a trophy wife. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6861 I’m recovering ! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6862 Now they say I have to make a dental appointment to get the plaque removed. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6863 This is not what they meant when they called me a “trophy wife.” 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6864 If you stay in school and work hard, you too can be a perfect specimen 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6865 When I said “take me to the river”, I wasn’t being literal. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6866 I just got so bored! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6867 Look, son, I’m just trying to say, don’t make the same mistakes I did! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6868 Being able to speak, not to mention endlessly singing "Don't Worry Be Happy" is not all it's cracked up to be. p.s. what is going on to my right? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6869 That's 'Big Mouth WILLIAM Bass,' to you! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6870 You tell your father next time he picks up the take out! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6871 yes, i still love you..... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6872 You would be too... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6873 Was it “This is a catch and release pond” or “You are too small to be a trophy”? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6874 You come here often? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6875 And you said: '"Just take a nibble!' 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6876 You try to be the best fish you can be. And, what does it get you? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6877 This is how you make a brand: being a specimen lively. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
6878 Who's the wise guy with the Super Glue? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6879 I'm not singing anymore songs so stop asking! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6880 Keep skipping school, and you'll wind up like this! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6881 ‘’Take me to the river,drop me in the water .’’ 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6882 Dude! Who taught you how to surf. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6883 No, you are not psychic and, no, you do not see where I will be after a long journey. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6884 I don't care that you say there were no hooks in yours 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6885 They mounted me on a wall ... what's your story? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6886 What do you mean I'm off the wall? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6887 Can't you see I'm in the bath? Privacy please. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6888 and then I wound up in an Ocean State Job Lot! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6889 I sing Blues, you? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6890 Whatcha lookin' at? It's better than being on a plate! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6891 « No, I did not ‘fall hook, line and sinker for some gimmicky plaque.’’ » 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6892 What kind of bozo does "catch, FRAME, and release" !? 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
6893 And then I said, "Take me to the Water" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6894 Really? Everyfish wants a trophy wife but no fish wants a trophy husband? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6895 Hook, line, and platter. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6896 First he said, "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse" next moment I'm singing Don't worry, Be Happy! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6897 I was getting a little board of my old look. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6898 This is NOT what I expected when you said i was going to be in a board meeting! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6899 After my residency, of course, I got boarded. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6900 Some fool thinks it's now capture, MOUNT, and release! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6901 I told you I was a good catch! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6902 This is NOT what I expected when he said I would be his trophy wife . . . 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6903 I wasn't 'being happy' then and I'm certainly not happy now! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6904 Ten years alone on a wall ! I thought it was till death do us past. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6905 if walls could talk, i would speak especially to this fish next to me, alas, i am unable to communicate complex thought and now i am angry 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
6906 I know one fisher-fool gonna wish he’d never been born! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6907 don't worry, your turn will come soon 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6908 How dare you say I'm wooden..I just got an Oscar for my portrayal of a fish out of water! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6909 I’m the fish from Sopranos! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6910 Mmm bummer, Ralph. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6911 That’s the last time you sing ‘Billy, Don’t Be a Hero’ to me. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6912 …next thing you know they’re gonna start telling us to swim 6 feet apart. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
6913 Work life balance 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6914 Nos están matando. from Colombia 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6915 At least it's no plastic 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6916 So I was giving up on the dating scene but they keep telling me I’m a catch 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6917 What made you think there are many fish in the sea 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6918 Don’t you know swimming around like that is dangerous for the both of us? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6919 Yes, I’ve had some some work done. Now can we change the subject please. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6920 Remember that sopranos episode where they had the big mouth billy bass ? He looked just like you.” @paulnot 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6921 It was bait and a switch 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6922 Oh, all of a sudden?! I never hid that I still carry baggage, that I need to work on 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6923 Yep - “plaque build-up” he said - apparently I haven’t been brushing enough. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6924 They made me turn on the video during zoom meeting 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6925 See? There was enough space on that ledge. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6926 I know, but Billy Tenor doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6927 Nobody likes a big mouth. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6928 And that's why you stay in school, Jimbo. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6929 Six feet or two meters please!!! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6930 Bro you could have told me, now I'm singing songs for a fast food restaurant 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6931 This is a kind of fetfish 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6932 I have to sing everytime someone talks to me for now on. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6933 Can't you hear the voice inside of my head? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6934 Yes I am jack from the titanic 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6935 Stay away from the free samples! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
6936 Not the trophy wife I had in mind… 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6937 They said they would take me to the river! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
6938 Oi... What are you lookin at, eh? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6939 Don't make me repeat myself! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6940 ‘We’re in the ocean?! I specifically requested the river!’ 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6941 When I said 'Put me in the river' this wasn't what I had in mind 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6942 I thought of something else when she said she wanted to mount me! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6943 Just wait, you’ll be next! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
6944 I keep telling you, I was framed! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6945 Can you believe her? She told me i need to get real about my feelings when she doesn’t see it’s all the plastic talking! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6946 You said you were following me!!! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6947 Be an independent woman, don't be a trophy 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
6948 Can me if you catch 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6949 Trophies aren’t worth it. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6950 Have the decency to bring your own name plate! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6951 Brush your teeth kid, or you'll end up with plaque 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6952 Still giving others the first bite? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6953 The more they keep pressing my button the harder it is to "Don't Worry, Be Happy" 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6954 Lemme tell you something. It ain't half bad. I don't have to do anything. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6955 Yes, it hurt! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6956 I've had it. Find yourself another trophy wife. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6957 I wish I were a trophy wife. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6958 Don’t look! Keep swimming! The kids are annoying today ... 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6959 They spelled my name wrong. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6960 I’m not your trophy wife - never was! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6961 I've been hacked. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6962 I'm not taking any chances, I'm still Sheltering in place. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6963 "Life doesn't always turn out the way you'd like. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6964 The only reason I’m here and you’re there is because I opened my big, fat mouth. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6965 You wouldn't believe how often he makes me sing. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6966 How the fuck do you think I got here?! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6967 At the bottom of the ocean, a speckled fish stares blankly at an angry version of itself, affixed to a oval wooden slab, with a plaque underneath it. Both leave a trail of oxygen bubbles, and in the background there are two schools of smaller fishes. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6968 Trust me, being on the Board is overrated. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6969 So how has this pandemic been for YOU? (Asked the water boarded fish) 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6970 After 20 years of marriage, he said he wanted a trophy wife. Did I misread him? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6971 It’s so great to be back in a good neighborhood; my previous neighbors were two elk, a bobcat a pheasant, and some airhead named Judy spelled with two I’s!! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6972 Know your “Great American Songbook!” 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6973 It was catch and release with a cheap mounting in between. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6974 We all know you'd never amount to much. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6975 Seriously? One minute I’m his trophy wife, and the next I’m just another fish in the sea! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6976 Mom said not to chase just any gill. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6977 Big fish make the money, little fish do the fact checking & editing. That’s the order of things. I did just fine on $45K in New York in 1985. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6978 Don’t you there look at me with those judgey eyes!!!! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6979 Your problem, Fred, is that you never leave your bubble. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6980 Free and flowing fins privilege is so real! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6981 What are you looking at poser? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6982 When I heard the boss call for plankton, I thought he said to “plaque Tim!” 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6983 No, there's no such thing as battery fish! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6984 One day he finally remembered that it was a catch & release fishing 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6985 You’ve never been supportive of my singing career, Sheryl 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6986 My advice? Don't ever be the biggest in a fishing tournament. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6987 I’m NOT bored! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6988 They went vegan and sent me to sleep with the fishes. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6989 'This must be the place', they said. 'Nothing but flowers', they said. I should not have let them take me to the river. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6990 Help. I'm down and can't get up. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6991 Ask for a softer mattress. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6992 ‘ I can’t even have a good shit‘ 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6993 Show them you can sing, you said, they'll spare your life, you said! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6994 The worm was a lie. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6995 Are you "Baby Shark?" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6996 I went to school for this?! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6997 Come over to my left side, I can't hear ya. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6998 When they saw I was a participation-trophy fish, they tossed me back in. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6999 Goodbye - I'm ready for a trophy wife! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7000 Did you say you wanted a trophy wife ? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7001 No, it's a plaque! And it's a great honor for me, let me tell you. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7002 I don't know who thought of it,but I'm very worried and not very happy. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7003 I thought I would a great trophy wife too … Is there any chance that Bernard Welt is actually a nice piece of bass? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7004 You are dead!! However can you talk? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7005 On the other hand, I don't have to spend my days chasing minnows anymore. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7006 He got born-again and decided he would only fish catch-and-release. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7007 No, it's not like bring a trophy wife. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7008 I have a feeling that I don't belong here. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7009 I’m feeling a bit stiff. Find someone who can CLAP! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7010 I'm a trophy fish. I don't just mate with anyone! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7011 I know, but you know I can’t resist orange, plastic worms. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7012 Listen to me! Quite taking those singing lessons right now! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7013 I fell for him, hook, line and sinker. He put me on a pedestal for years and then dumped me. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7014 I’m tired of being your trophy boyfriend! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7015 Well I don't see any plaques with your name on it. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7016 I want my money back 1.1636 0.05034 55 48 6 1
7017 It was a trick without a treat, a lure! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7018 Swipe left or you’ll be part of the plaque” ❤ 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7019 Billy got the job 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7020 When the Fin Bureau of Investigation asked you to make me a disguise- this isn’t it! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7021 All I ever wanted to do was to build a wall 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7022 Social standards? Don’t bother thinking dude cause i set the bar. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7023 Being boxed is exasperating, set yourself free. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7024 Never ask to be taken to the river. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7025 How can they expect me not to worry with all this crap going on? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7026 Wathever, I’m the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. Just stay away from the hooks ok? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7027 So let's say we take a look at the speck of saw dust in your eye... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7028 Quit telling me to "make it a great day," Bob! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7029 I mean, everyone has a kink. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7030 I think there should be a time limit on “catch and release”. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7031 Not exactly what I was expecting when they said they could stop my aging... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7032 'do you want to be mounted' needed more CONTEXT, BOB 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7033 I told you thst big mouth of yours would get you in trouble 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7034 For the umpteenth time, it’s not basswood. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7035 This is what happens when a vegetarian wants to forget their past war crimes 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7036 Happy? You got your trophy wife. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7037 Finished top of my school, as a matter of fact! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7038 Yes, I'm singing ABBA. Got a problem with that? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7039 Tim Im the ghost of your future tuesday -ignore shiny hooks 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7040 Get lost. I’m looking for a trophy wife. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7041 I have my memories to comfort me 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7042 Whatever, lots of guys are looking for a trophy wife. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7043 I kept sliding off my horse, eh. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7044 ...And i would have been a surgeonfish, but I got hung up on my boards. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7045 It's pretty you said. Please get me that shinny curvy thing, you said. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7046 This whole “catch and release” thing has really gotten out of control. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7047 Wha-daya' mean fish oil is supposed to protect us from plak. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7048 Look for a thin black line coming down to anything you eat. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7049 This is what they meant by catch and release? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7050 What happened to my blue recliner? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7051 Don’t make the same mistakes I did, son! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7052 Sure the licensing rights are good money, but I’m holding out for a Netflix series 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7053 Everyone else’s life but mine seems to be moving forward, you know? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7054 I’m petrified! I guess I needed to go to school to learn how to be a pet. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7055 Taking risks isn’t that glamorous. As you can sea, I’m now dish-able. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7056 My career highlight was a cameo on The Sopranos; I’m lucky to get a bit part these days. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7057 (Right fish) “How do I look?” (Left fish) “I’d keep that.” 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7058 I am the ghost of Christmas yet to come 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7059 Please stop gaslighting me. Respect my bubble. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7060 Who says I lack perspective? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7061 The ocean is always bluer on the other side. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7062 I don’t care what you have to say Phil, I never signed up to be your trophy wife 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7063 It wasn’t a catfish, James! She was very real to me. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7064 Before you say anything, yes, I realize I should have read my plastic surgeon’s reviews before I booked this procedure. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7065 Son I told you being a trophy is not necessarily a good thing go back to school 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7066 I'm just the shinier, more well-preserved version of you. Oh and watch, I can still move my fins. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7067 They simply asked me if I wanted to hang around for awhile 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7068 So you’re the one that got away, eh? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7069 It's time to decide; are you a Walleye or a Perch? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7070 They told me the cedar plank enhances my flavor. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7071 Learn from my mistakes, kid. If a sea witch offers to fulfill your dream of singing, read the fine print. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7072 My one wish? To secure a plaice on the board. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
7073 Being served on a platter isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
7074 I guess this is better than being on a tuna sandwich. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
7075 I did not deserve plaque because I didn't floss. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
7076 Yes, Keith. If you could call for some assistance, that would be appreciated. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7077 After awhile, I just couldn't stand hearing that guy say time after time that that's a fish that should have kept its mouth shut. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
7078 I said, “take me to the river… yeesh.” 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
7079 Yes I was the only fish in the sea. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7080 Waddya looking at?! This is the OG way of taking a selfie! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
7081 They tricked me to leave just to throw me back in here, fish never learn 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7082 Now all they do is watch cat videos! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7083 It's not so much cruel irony David, as it is a clearly foreshadowed instance of a long overdue fall from grace." 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7084 I’m tellin ya, kid…the boardroom ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7085 Under the Boardwalk, I was havin some fun.... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7086 Trust me! You don't wanna be a big mouth bass. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7087 I never wanted to be put on a pedestal, but here I am. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7088 Show off! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7089 Hey, it’s not my fault! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7090 Billy, I’m tired of being just another trophy wife! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7091 Get a plaque or get caught! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7092 I overestimated the market for real singing fish. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7093 How else is anyone supposed to know which school I went to? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7094 Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits… 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7095 When I said, ‘Take me to the river,’ I was really just kidding. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7096 I hate this town. I just came down to visit family. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7097 You want me to leave? I thought at least here I'd be welcome!?! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7098 hey hank, how’s it hangin’ ? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7099 A fun time in hell awaits. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7100 I sang “Take Me to the River” one too many times. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7101 I simply suggested they might want to sing it note for note, and this is what I get. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7102 I don’t think that’s what the humans meant when they said to knock on wood! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7103 Damn those guppies and their vegan charcuterie 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7104 Yeah ... well, it's a living! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7105 This isn't what "walking the plank" is supposed to mean! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7106 Follow me. I promised I would come back with my trophy wife! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7107 Grab that work she said. Grab that worm.... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7108 I’m the one that didn’t get away that got away. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7109 You avoid being eaten, you eat every other little fish until you're big enough that nothing scares you. Poof! you're a trophy fish. But someone else's trophy fish turns up who's bigger so THEN you get thrown back in! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7110 I shouldn't have said that I'm so horny that I'd mount anything. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7111 Let this be a lesson, Son! It is far better to be a vegetarian! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7112 The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7113 No, I will NOT sing any Big Mouth Billy Bass songs. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7114 And I used to think the tank was confining! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7115 I was a trophy until they changed their décor. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7116 You kids have it easy. I learned a thing or two while I was over seas. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7117 If you follow my advice, you too can become a true walleye. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7118 Ok, the plaque says “Carp.” I am NOT a Carp! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7119 When we got married, Gladys, I vowed I’d never just be a trophy husband. And yet, here we are. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7120 Quite complaining, just think how I feel stuck to this plaque. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7121 Those BASStards at my BOARDING SCHOOL are punishing me for having a BIG MOUTH !! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7122 No, I WON'T sing Melancholy Baby. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7123 Why deprive posterity? Get on board! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7124 Whatcha lookin’ at? Stop staring and get back to school! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7125 Chasing lures wasn’t exactly a cure for boredom 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7126 I know I fell out of style, but they could’ve thought to take off the board first. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7127 I'm starting to second guess my Crypto investments... 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7128 You think this is a bad idea?! If I get caught, at least I won’t be eaten! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7129 I thought the invite said “BYO cedar plank” 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7130 I never thought that's what he meant when he said "congratulations, you are now on the board of the company" 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7131 And he had the AUDACITY to throw me back!! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7132 „As an executive board member, I want all employees back to their desks by the following Monday.“ 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7133 The camera adds 10 pounds 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7134 I tried to tell them you wanted to be cremated but they wouldn’t listen 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
7135 I am a sophisticated fish-robot, sent from the future, to rescue fish- kind” 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7136 This is not a pipe 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7137 You would too if it was dangled in front of you. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7138 No, I didn’t find Nemo 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7139 So eventually, they did take me to the river. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7140 I couldn’t flap and sing. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7141 Someday son, with time and hard work, you too can be mounted and stuffed. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7142 I’ve seen this before. Wiggle and sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy" 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7143 And forget worms 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7144 Trust me. They make you learn the song. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7145 My reality is different from yours, though we breathe the same water. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7146 Yeah,you're not so interesting yourself! I'm board as hell over here! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7147 I’ve been adopted for posterity. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7148 .......then he said he couldn’t spawn with me because I was fake and artificial. Can you believe that? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7149 Come on board! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7150 Strive to be recognized for your achievements, son. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7151 hey buddy out there, have you checked with Fauci before you swam out and about? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7152 …so then he fell off the step stool, hit his head on the mantle, and that’s when I made my escape. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7153 Oh, it is worse Phillis, I'm a Shad not a small mouth bass... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7154 It’s called ‘disc fishing’ 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7155 I’m caught, stuffed and mounted and I can still beat you through the kelp fields. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7156 At least I won't be a display on a dinner plate! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7157 When you said “mounting” I had something else in mind… 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7158 I refuse to be your trophy wife! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7159 Being your trophy wife ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7160 Fool me once, shame on them! Fool me twice . . . 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7161 Singing is backbreaking work - don't sing! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7162 You are wrong, the ocean is not full of plastic 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7163 Moving to NY was a challenge, but now I’m happy 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7164 Apparently, catch and release means something different to a taxidermist. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7165 It could happen to you. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7166 What happened to “don’t worry, be happy”? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7167 There’s no shame in not knowing. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7168 I think we’ll make a good game of “find the differences” 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7169 Award season has begun 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7170 So anyway, the human who caught me was THAT BIG, and literally killed me dead until I knocked him unconscious... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7171 I was gonna …. but I see you’ve already been ‘mounted’ 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7172 I wasn’t paying my employees a livable wage so they stuffed and mounted me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7173 Who has the big mouth NOW? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7174 These catfish are getting out of hand 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7175 They found out I couldn't sing. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7176 Less singing, more swimming, or you’ll end up like me 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7177 I said I’d go to the wall for her, but she took me literally. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7178 Don't you ever get board 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7179 take it from me, one fish's heaven is another fish's hell! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7180 Now look, your trophy of life changing your life 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
7181 Hank, I am you from the future. There are a few things you should know. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7182 Jesus,..... are you kidding me!! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
7183 Being a trophy wife is overrated. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7184 What made you think I wanted to be a trophy wife? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7185 He was one helluva fisherman, but taxidermy....not so much. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
7186 We met on Grindr once. I’m hung. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7187 What the hell is a plaque? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7188 See what happens if you don't pay attention to Bing Crosby. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7189 It pays the bills. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7190 With a tiny bit more empathy, I could have had a Cross> 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7191 and I was never 35 pounds! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7192 It says Taxidermist of the Year. Can't you read? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7193 Take it from me, eating right matters! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7194 And then he says “ swallow this and you’ll get a forever home”. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7195 Walleye. What of it? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7196 Don't take the bait kid, they promise you a three-album deal and then... 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7197 By August I will be reinstated as fish in the sea 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
7198 If these walls could talk... 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7199 …and then I thought, home is actualy were the water is… 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7200 I heard someone say 'All aboard!' 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7201 Learn to sing they said…it’ll be fun! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7202 I’m sorry paul your argument just seems so one sided 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7203 As a performance artist, I strive to make the boundary between art and artist negligible. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7204 Oh, grow up! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7205 Any more brilliant ideas, mister "really, I was a CIA undercover disguise master"? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7206 This is not what I was thinking when I said "Mount me, baby." 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7207 Laugh all you want dude...I’m shredding on this thing brah! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7208 First you get hooked. Then you get wedded to the hard stuff 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7209 I will NOT sing "Don't Worry, be Happy!" 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7210 Listen, being a trophy wife is a LOT of work. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7211 No, I will not sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy" again! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7212 Psst, I don't want anyone to see me telling you that I'm not happy with the direction of this school. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7213 Because school Board Chair outranks President. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7214 YOU don't worry, be happy, chum breath! 1.1587 0.04052 63 54 9 0
7215 I always wanted to be a poster boy and now I am. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7216 Getting a trophy is better than being one. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7217 'Don't Worry Be Happy,' and I can assure you that at the moment I feel neither of those sentiments. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7218 No, I will NEVER be happy again, Meredith. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7219 ‘Oh really? People around here call YOU Billy? I’m sure, I’m sure...’ 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7220 Stop looking at me, help me get out of here. I am Stuck. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7221 Yeah, I went to Boarding School. How did you know? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7222 And don’t even ask me to sing. If I sang for everyone that asked me to sing, my voice would be dead all the time.” *Immediately starts singing 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7223 Do you think your mother and I wanted to become flotsam and jetsam? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7224 Trophy wife, they said. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7225 Wanna trade places? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7226 Ooh, look at it wiggle, she said. Yummy. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7227 ? ? ? ? ? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7228 Trust me! Don’t eat flies! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7229 Give me back that Filet-O-Fish...GIVE ME THAT FISH! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7230 No, you may NOT mount me! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7231 is this what they mean by existential crisis? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7232 I am more than a trophy wife 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7233 I have had to refocus my career plans since Covid put a stop to public singing. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7234 I’m less a believer in evolution now. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7235 I really don't like being a trophy husband. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7236 Diet...Diet...Diet 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7237 It was always “sing another song!” So yeah, city life was not for me. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7238 I was getting a little board, so I took a swim. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7239 Sorry to cut you off, but you were “Abducted” not “Ubducted” 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7240 Oh yeah,well some people think I’m a real catch. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7241 These schools only lead you to a corporate life! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7242 Don’t shoal off, stay in school. Take it from me. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7243 You hum it son, I'll sing it 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7244 My dentist said I never flossed enough. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7245 SOMETIMES WE ARE MOUNTED ON PLAQUES 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7246 Because of ocean plastic pollution I do worry and I can't be happy. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7247 All you want is a trophy wife. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7248 Hanging upside down in a dating profile pic gets old real quick. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7249 Is it gonna be a new trend in the ocean like those beer wrappers? Tell me! tell me! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7250 If you're vegan, write it on that Bumble bio! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7251 Thats what she said. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7252 Take me to the river la ! la ! la ! la ! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7253 Love it, hate it, or even love to hate it,things would change 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7254 Trump- It was rigged! And I'm always gonna say it...😠 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7255 I’m not doing the fish fillet song, Gary! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7256 Don’t accept The Challenge on Facebook!!! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7257 You took me to the river. You put me in the water. But somehow there’s still something missing. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7258 I told you not to go for the bait Phil 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7259 At least I will float when the ice caps are gone. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7260 I told you not to leave me at that dive bar 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7261 Come here often? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7262 Don't press my button today, son. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7263 believe me, the earth is flat. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
7264 The Queen really hates knock-knock jokes. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7265 Being on top of the world isn't all it's cracked up to be 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7266 Oh so now that I found someone who thinks I’m a prize, you’re paying attention? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7267 Stay in school, and you won't end up like me, kid. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7268 Screw you for not supporting me Joe. I now have all the backing I need. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7269 Keep flossing to avoid plaque 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7270 If someone tells you 'carpe diem', don't 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7271 I don't want to be your Trophy wife." 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7272 If you get greedy for food, you will become food. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7273 Haven't you ever seen a trophy wife before? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7274 No mask required when your wearing this in school…. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7275 Have the robots finally take over or is it pollution? Either way, we're screwed. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7276 I'm telling you... it's a trophy, I won a trophy! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7277 Apparently I'll make a better story as the one who got away. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7278 So, I said 'you're fishing for compliments'... next thing, he dropped me! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7279 Leaving my school for show business didn't turn out as planned. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7280 Stay in the school and don't go for the shiny thing. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7281 please don't press the button that makes me sing. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7282 Their kid pressed me one more time during a conference call. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7283 Don’t blame me, you’re the one who wanted a trophy wife. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7284 I bit on those 'fake bait' reports!" 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7285 If they ask if you want to be mounted. It’s not what I think. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7286 You would not believe how hard I have tried to get vaccinated but I seem stuck and not in a good way. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7287 Yes, it is very embarrassing. However, it's infinitely better than being served for dinner on a platter. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7288 Becoming a trophy wife is NOT what I went to "school" for!!!! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7289 Don’t fall for the Blur Plate Special. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7290 I'm not playing--stop seeking me. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7291 I know. I know. Me and my big mouth… 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7292 Stop referring to me as your trophy wife. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7293 I just missed first place by an inch! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7294 Catch and release" is fine; but this damn board 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7295 Yes,it 's good to be home. From a wall in the above,you can see a lot of crazy activity,but up there I didn't have many friends. It's good to be back home. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7296 Trump thinks I'm real, and that's all that matters. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7297 Never open your big mouth. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7298 I thought it was sweet that he called me his "trophy wife." Now, not so much. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7299 You were right - it's either sink or swim! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7300 I was a catch-mount-and-release. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7301 I flunked out of school. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7302 Do not, under any circumstances, press the red button on the otherside of this plank. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7303 You say ‘trophy wife’ like it’s easy. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7304 Have you ever thought about seeking recognition? It ain't easy! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7305 It's not all bad-- no swimming 24/7, no idiots shouting, 'He's hooked!' 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7306 Yeah, well, more fool me…he said I would be his trophy wife! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7307 Sorry, I'm stuffed and have to wait, well, forever before... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7308 Son, you should dress for the job you want! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7309 6 feet back , or knock your head . 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7310 - Yea, I've been labeled. So What,? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7311 It’s only until you get the second vaccine.. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7312 NOT worrying was the problem 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7313 I understand. I'm trying to Carpe Diem until my time comes too. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7314 Hey kid, like I told you if you keep swimming with that crowd you’re going to end up like me 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7315 Have you ever even been in a house, Barry? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7316 That’s the problem with this generation. Everyone gets a trophy. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7317 So then they did take me to the river. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7318 If I hear another "trophy wife" joke I'm going to scream. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7319 Long story…but that would be telling tales out of school! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7320 What's the matter? Ain't you never seen a prize catch before? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7321 Yes,I'm a trophy wife. Get over it. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7322 I'll not endure the ignominy of a dinner plate. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7323 This is what happens to you when you get board. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7324 It's not my problem if you want to insist the world is round. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7325 Now go !!! get vaccinated right now 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7326 My fins look like this so her fins can look like that. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7327 Guess I’m not the trophy I used to be.... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7328 Will you stop being so angry?! Wait... oh no... Are you dead? Guess that's just your resting bitch face. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7329 I should hope he doesn’t have a trophy wife if this is his idea of catch and release. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7330 Billy, you made it. Now how about singing a different Talking Heads song? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7331 I'm done being their "showcase fluke." 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
7332 If they catch me they will get a trophy! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7333 I was just so sick of hearing all those fish stories. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7334 Why? Longevity 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7335 All that glitters is not food. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7336 Fifty years later, they found out I was supposed to be catch-and-release. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7337 Be warned, don’t let this happen to you. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7338 It's not just the plank. It's having to sing 'Take Me to the River' over and over again! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7339 Fearing the worst, I just wanted to see what it might be like. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7340 Get off my plaque 😡 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7341 How dare you call me a trophy wife 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7342 It was just a song, I really didn’t need help 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7343 It’s like driving in London. Turning right is tricky. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
7344 I’m immortalizing myself. I’m tired of being thrown back into the water. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7345 ...Pretty singing voice?! Hard work, years of hard work, that‘s how I became a member of the board, Lawrence! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7346 And then the wife said, “it’s me or the novelty items” 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7347 I'm going to make it as a singer dad, just you watch! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7348 Bored! Are you really going to tell me you're bored? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7349 Being a trophy wife has its down side. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7350 When you said you wanted mount me, I thought you meant something different. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7351 WOAH means stop & think. Its an acronym for Worm On A Hook. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7352 'Swim near the net', you said. 'It will be daring', you said. Now I've got a motion detector recording of 'Sailing' stuck in my rear end. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7353 The dentist said I need to get serious about my plaque buildup. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7354 It's better to escape earlier in the process. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7355 My singing style fell out of vogue, and now here I am. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7356 Jack,now I'm stuck down here with you forever! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7357 My name is NOT Billy Bass. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7358 I won't be anyone's trophy wife. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7359 'Check it out' they said, 'before someone else snaps it up.' 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7360 They said 'you want to be planked?' I said "Sure." 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7361 She took one look and thought to herself, “Worst selfie ever.” 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7362 Of course I’m annoyed, this isn’t my best side. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7363 They nailed me to this thing. I never had a chance. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7364 Plaque buildup, common only in fish. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7365 Honestly, I never saw the hook. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7366 Second place in gefilte fish ain't exactly chopped liver! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7367 The coral was too phallic! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7368 At least it’s a speaking part, Sheila! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7369 This is not what I meant when I agreed to be a trophy wife, Carl! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7370 Don’t you see why I had to do it, Gil? My back was against the wall. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7371 This is just my Tinder pic. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7372 You look board, Billy. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7373 Don't look so dumb. U'll get eaten" "Is that so? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7374 I thought the tale of the boomers was a myth 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7375 Don't you dare say, 'I told you so,' Floyd. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7376 I’m not a fish 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7377 We’ll I never thought I’d be back here again! What floats up, must sink down. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7378 … then after we finished Seaspiracy, I begged them again to Take Me to the River, and I ended up here. So where are you from? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7379 I guess I just didn’t want to be wasting away again in Margaritaville 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7380 The dentist office tossed me because of my plaque. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
7381 This is the ocean! I asked you to take me to the river! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7382 Grass is greener ... 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7383 Is that you Charlie? How did you get attached to that piece of wood? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7384 Be careful what you eat! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7385 Wait, what? Planking? I thought you said that "plaquing" would be great for my abs. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7386 I guess I'm really not a Siamese Fighting Fish. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7387 Apparently, the captain of this fishing boat did not really get the "catch and release" concept! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7388 He threw me back in when the other trophy wife showed up. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7389 I hate the wet fly crowd. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
7390 Just you wait...... 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7391 Thanks a LOT for nominating me to the board! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7392 Stay away from Rod and Reel Clubs. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7393 ...so now I guess the saying is "Big fish mount the little fish". 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7394 You told me the hook was Keto-friendly 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7395 No, “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” is the only song I know. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7396 Help me get this song out of my head! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7397 And after all that, then he decides to throw me back. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7398 The benefits package was only part of my motivation. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7399 I was tired of being treated like a fish out of water 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7400 Open mouth...bite hook real hard, that's how! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7401 I loved that little starfish, I love ALL starfish I tell you. I would never hurt a starfish, I've been framed! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7402 The worst part was singing "Don't worry be happy. " all day long. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7403 The worst part is people expect me to turn my head and sing “Take me to the river,” when they walk by. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7404 Stopped at the sushi bar - but the new owner has an attitude. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7405 5 CENTS PLEASE! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7406 Get a life sister! I'm here 'cause I got hooked on shiny objects. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7407 The dentist said flossing would prevent plaque! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7408 I’m really more of a singer /songwriter. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7409 Just because Larry sang, don't expect that from me. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7410 Fins up! I have all your emails with Mr.Fisher 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7411 'You have to be an example for your siblings' said the parents to their oldest child 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7412 Sooty, it’s the only song I know how to sing now. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7413 These idiots believe NFT is art. Haven't they seen our underwater ballet? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7414 Look what your "boardom" got us. Just look. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7415 I’ve been wearing a plaque since before Billy Bass was doing it. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7416 „I‘m not a fluke!“ 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7417 ‘Don’t worry,’ you said. ‘Be happy,’ you said. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7418 Apparently it’s be a wallflower not be a wallflounder 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7419 Yes I said ”Don’t worry be happy” again. That’s all I can say about life up there! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7420 You say you wanna do what? Nah, that’s too off the wall! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7421 I told you we shouldn’t have gone this way and now look 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7422 I had to go near that hook. I HAD TO! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7423 . “So, Billy, your principal tells me that you and your friends like swimming near the pier like real tough guys...” 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7424 I swear they said that I would be a SURPRISED fish, not THE PRIZE fish 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7425 Never seen a mounted fish before?! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7426 I dreamed about going up there....but that was a big mistake" #underthese 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7427 Just type out your resume, look them square in the eye, and tell them you too want to be stuffed and mounted. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7428 I still say you're a throwback. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7429 Do good things come to those who bait? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
7430 So,now their making me learn to whistle and sing Bobby McFerrin songs! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7431 What's wrong with my wanting a trophy wife? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7432 Run silent,run deep. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7433 Enough with the “trophy wife” already! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7434 If you don’t want to end up like me, stay in school. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7435 I really think I am too old for a Flotation Aid! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7436 CHANGE MY BATTERIES! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7437 Don't worry, be happy", they sai 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7438 You and your bubble, so retro! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7439 I'm not sure I'm liking getting older 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7440 This pandemic crafting has gone overboard! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7441 …and that’s my side of the fish story” 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7442 Let's go surfing. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7443 It’s called a mobile art installation, Jim; a commentary on our social structure. You just don’t get it. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7444 ...and then they said they would throw me back because it was World Oceans Day! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7445 And this is why I am running for office. I need to get out of here. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7446 You look different to your Profile Pic 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7447 Of course I'll vote for humans! See how they appreciate me? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7448 i escaped the aquarium! do you wanna go on an adventure? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7449 No, you cannot hold captain America’s shield. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7450 and you thought dropping out of school was a good idea 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7451 Do not tell me to just keep swimming when I want to sleep all day 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7452 Dude, surf or die 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7453 they told me I would float 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7454 What did I say about being called your trophy wife? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7455 I said breath in and hold it for two secomds. You held it way too long. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7456 All I hear is 'Make him sing it again'! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7457 This is the only thanks you can expect for being a big fish in a small pond. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7458 My kids call it a funny daddy joke. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7459 I'm no one's trophy wife! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7460 Take Me to the River, Take Me to the River...doesn't anyone want me to sing something else? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7461 I became a god. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7462 Wouldn't you like to know! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7463 I don't get around much these days. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7464 Don't look at me like that. If you had been going first, this would have been you. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7465 Nothing really matters. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
7466 I just got board with my life. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7467 Wait until Tucker Carlson hears about this! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7468 I'm tired of the scales. This should smooth them out. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7469 Big deal, anger management, rewarded 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7470 My owner lets me come back now and then, but somehow it’s just not like the good ol’ days. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7471 The consequences of getting hammered. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
7472 I am Driftwood. Welcome to my aquarium. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7473 Guess I'm not that rare after all 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
7474 Look, when you’re older, you’ll value stability. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7475 It's not the best situation, but it's something. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7476 That's right! Instead of stuffing themselves with you, they stuffed me! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7477 I've heard of trophy wives but this is ridiculous. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7478 Apparently the waters are getting warmer–you better get a temperature-regulating plate of your own. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7479 I always prepare for the worst. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7480 ‘Don’t worry,’ they said. ‘Be happy,’ they said. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7481 I really don't think this is what they meant by "catch and release". 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7482 Well at least I can still sing! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7483 Son, you’re a real chip off the old block. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7484 There’s something fishy going on here. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7485 Son, forget every song I taught you 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7486 How’s my new religion shaping up? 1.1509 0.04170 53 46 7 0
7487 Hurry up and take a picture! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7488 First it’s Net Flicks, then it’s the cutting room! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7489 I think it's time to go to the dentist...I have a little plaque build up. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7490 No, ma'am, I'm from the school of schlock and this is your lucky day. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7491 Bobby McFerrin can kiss my Big Mouth ass. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7492 Well, Great Kitsch always stays in circulation. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7493 Your brother got a new gig. I'm going to kill him. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7494 Hey Sal, You’re on a plaque! Duh, at least it’s not a plate! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7495 Yeah, Murray, “Catch and release!” That’s what happened to me! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7496 Next time I'll pick dinner! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7497 Shut your big mouth, Billy, or you'll end up like me. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7498 Thousands of us begging, "Take me to the River,"but one appearance on the Sopranos, and I'm back here sleeping with the fishes. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7499 Life would be so much easier 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7500 Don’t kink shame me! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7501 Yes…I’m bored. Hilarious! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7502 Yeah, Bob, I get your point about the letter of the law and all, but this sure as hell doesn't fit MY definition of "Catch and Release." 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7503 The song isn't Take Me To The Ocean and yet here I am! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7504 They don't tell you about this at graduation. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7505 This is all I learned at "boarding school"! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7506 When they found out I couldn't do Elvis, it was game over. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
7507 I never did believe her weight 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7508 Bolsonaro 2022! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7509 No Steve, that's not what they meant by 'frame your memories' 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7510 I’m just a trophy fish. What’s a fish? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7511 What? I'm doing commercials now... bring me back that filet o fish 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7512 Its flattering af first, but being a trophy is overrated 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7513 I thought "Catch of the Day Display" was the ocean equivalent of 'Employee of the Month" but now I'm not so sure 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7514 Now I know where my bro was. It's not an Atlantica Kingdom. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7515 Name’s Big Mouth Billy and I run these parts. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7516 Me? I’m a boardfish 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7517 After Trump baits us, he doesn’t eat us. He grabs us, makes us trophies and then discards us. Like his ex-wives. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7518 He waited a while before he decided to throw me back. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7519 Read a fashion magazine Goldie, wood planks are all the rage this season. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7520 You really think this is all display, do you? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7521 I was always told that, I thought two steps ahead! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7522 Yeah well, I didn’t mean it literally. I was perfectly happy on that wall. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7523 The vet said I was at risk for plaque build-up, but this? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7524 Of course it's not true, I don't weigh 20 pounds! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7525 Not only mounted me. He wanted me to sing 'Don't Worry, Be Happy.' I got out as soon as I could. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7526 Just don't get too close 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7527 Who are you calling "Big Mouth?" 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7528 I'm bored because you treat me lika trophy wife! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7529 See what happens when you smoke! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7530 Don't think for a minute that this couldn't happen to you too! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7531 I didn't DO anything - - other than getting Caught and Framed 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7532 School's over, pal. Time to get some reel world experience. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7533 I suggest you remove "marketable skills" from your LinkedIn profile. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7534 It's a surfboard. Don't ask. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7535 Uh-uh. No. I'm not taking the bait this time. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7536 I don't care if it looks like a platter, it is so restful 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7537 Wanna be a Trophy Wife? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7538 Yeah, well if you're the smart one, how come you can't talk? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7539 Listen here Mister manly man. If I had any guts, why I’d tell YOU what about being called a trophy wife. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7540 Listen! This is important. Do not show them that you can sing! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7541 Don’t laugh, I’m a survivor! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7542 Well, I told you I was bored! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7543 ooga chaga ooga chaga … “i’m sorry I can’t turn it off!” I..I ..I ..I’mm hooked on a feelin’ … 🎵 🎶 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7544 How many times do I have to tell you I am introvert?!? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7545 The Doc said this will help to straighten my back 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7546 You can yell, but you cant do anything...remind me of some courageous people... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7547 Oh not the ‘release your attachments’ dream again… 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7548 Worst spa experience ever! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7549 These clothes, they don't make sense Ollie! I want to wfh 😢 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7550 ...said the mounted fish to the free flowing fish “you’re privileged” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7551 I’m board af! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7552 Go fish yourself. No, I can’t recommend a taxidermist. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7553 Huh maybe Sammy was right. People will notice if I wear some accessories 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7554 Touche. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7555 What do you mean there’s a gay side? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7556 Maybe I do worry and struggle mentally sometimes 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7557 woah.. Bob's posthumous 3d render sure does look classy 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7558 That meme tattoo won’t age well, trust me. This was hilarious 20 years ago… 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7559 Just wait until you’re mounted alive to a wooden board with an engraved plaque beneath it and then talk to me again about how you feel like a trophy wife. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7560 I'm offended you called me a trophy wife! I have plenty of brains and if I could only get off this platform, I'd... 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7561 I'm a Performance artist, mother, it's supposed to be edgy! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7562 Those snooty vegans were right. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7563 I believe I'll call it, "The Perch of the Walleye". It's a fish-out-of-water tale that you would never hear in school. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7564 - Don't believe everything you read on social media, they promised me one fine vacation and see what happened to me! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7565 Don’t call me stupid; it was a worm! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7566 Well, at least I won’t end up as chum like you. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7567 What jerks. They got the award for best catch, and I was then tossed right back. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7568 Take me to the river, throw me in the water, I says. So, they have to throw me in board and all? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7569 Well, I'm tired of being your trophy wife. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7570 It's part of puberty 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7571 This pond is too small for the two of us. Take me to the river, drop me in the water. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7572 Some friend. You just let me hang out to dry. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7573 I've been looking for a trophy mating partner. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7574 Hey, it may not be glamorous, but it pays more than unemployment. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7575 What do you mean what is that thing? It's my shield. That's how I've lived so long! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7576 Just because I sing it doesn't mean I'm any different. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7577 THIS is what I get for staying on the line! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7578 This is your response when I say I'd like to mount you? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7579 No! I'm not gonna sing "Take me to the river". 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7580 Couldn't you just TELL your friends that I was a great catch?" 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7581 Little bit of bad luck and size can get you here. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7582 You should've seen what they do to the shrimp! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7583 I’m tired of fishing for compliments. I’m not just some trophy wife, Stan. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7584 Microplastics-You are What You Eat: The True Origin of Big Mouth Billy Bass. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7585 ‘It’s tough in the city, kid.’ 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7586 so FINALLY after a YEAR of just hanging there, the frog and me walk into a bar…. and low and behold SOMEONE forgot his facemask. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7587 God, it’s brutal out here 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7588 Pls have your gill mask on till you get vaccinated 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7589 Do NOT ask me to sing the song. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7590 Hey! Fuck you! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7591 Don’t eat the worms kid 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7592 Can you just give me directions back to the city? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7593 Your privilege is showing. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7594 Swimming shwimming... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7595 Your home décor should reveal your personality", he said 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7596 At first I was the center of attention, but you can’t expect it to last when you only know one song …ask Chumbawamba 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7597 I always thought you were kinda fishy 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7598 My wife wanted a trophy husband. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7599 Worms no! Mouth shut! Eat weeds! or I am where you will be! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7600 You're the fish finger! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7601 Don’t you know who I am? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7602 Learning a lesson from a millennial minnow 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7603 If you only swam faster I wouldn’t be in this predicament. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7604 Be honest Tina. Does this board make me look fat? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7605 Your mother did this..mate for life she said ..now this. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7606 It's called planking, ok? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7607 Sing along with me! “Don’t worry be happy!” 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7608 It took awhile but I finally got away. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7609 Hey! Since when do fishes get on board? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7610 That,s me gasping for breath in a covid world. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7611 Guess this is what my shadow looks like on the human earth. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7612 All I asked was that you don’t request Bobby McFerrin at karaoke, and then what’d you go and do!? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7613 No, I will not be your trophy spouse! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7614 If you think I’ll be a trophy wife, you ain’t fishing’ with bait! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7615 I look like a fish but I'm actually Big Pussy. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7616 Left is gonna be my new favorite. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7617 Well you always wanted a trophy wife! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7618 I prefer Big Mouth William Mouth 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7619 Somehow being the trophy wife doesn’t seem all it’s cracked up to be. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7620 Just wait till you get aboard! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7621 They took me here and dropped me down. But I should have been more specific. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7622 The last guy didn’t read the sign ‘CATCH & RELEASE’ 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7623 It has been a misunderstanding. I was in the Williams Bridge station and I was told it was possible to work in the Oval 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7624 When I tell you to keep your mouth shut, pay attention 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7625 Can you tell them I can’t dance? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7626 You think you’re Woody Allen or something? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7627 It was fun for a while, but now it's just a job. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7628 Being a trophy fish is not the same as being a trophy wife. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
7629 Home schooling got me so bored 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7630 I can’t believe after everything I’ve been through all I have to show for it is this stupid plaque. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7631 Gurgle, I'm stuffed. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7632 I'm not truant. I don't like either school. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7633 Are you onboard with my plan for the weekend?" "Huh..what do you think Karen? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7634 what you know about rollin' down in the deep? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7635 Wow, what a success 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7636 They said picking up a hobby during the pandemic would be fun. I guess I shouldn’t have picked taxidermy 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7637 Blow your bubbles elsewhere or keep six feet away 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7638 Word of advice, never play dead. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7639 Im at the filet o fish commercial audition and they tell me, “sorry but we’re gonna have to throw you back.” This plaque was brand new too. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7640 Please, I beg you, stop pressing the button 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7641 All I'm saying, is be careful what you wish for. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7642 I’m sorry, but Country Joe has been delayed 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7643 Beware of a human named Brad. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7644 It took hundreds of repetitions of ‘Take Me to the River’ before they finally did. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7645 No, I didn't get to choose the song! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7646 Yeah, They saw That I wasn't Wearing a Mask. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7647 That person didn't really understand "catch and release." 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7648 What? You said you wanted a trophy wife. A hah ha hahaha ha ha ha ha ha Please let me win the contest my pet horse is dying and I need attention 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7649 They ordered salmon on cedar, this is what they got. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7650 What do you mean she called me a trophy wife!?! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7651 I'm saying: Worry a lot and quit looking so happy! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7652 You know kid, I used to be something. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7653 Future in the dark 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7654 I miss my fish bowl - these seas are dangerous 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7655 I was doing it for you!! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7656 No, you dont want to be where the people are. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7657 No Carl, it doesn’t float! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7658 They said that I wouldn’t amount to anything. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7659 When I was singing, "Take me to the river, drop me in the water," I thought they'd free me from my plaque. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7660 No, Greg, I didn’t get you a keychain. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7661 Don’t worry be happy. I finally got my plaque. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7662 Being hung up on display isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7663 Hurry up and help me carry this plaque, i have a plan 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7664 Oh ya? Well, you are no trophy wife yourself! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7665 When you said it was gummy. I swallowed that hook, line and sinker. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7666 So this is what you had in mind when you asked me to be your trophy wife? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7667 You try relaxing when you're stuck to a board! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7668 You're in High Seas here, bucko. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7669 For the last time, my name is William! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7670 Are you mad at me? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7671 You just can’t talk civilly with people outside your own bubble anymore 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7672 I blame myself. I gained the 'Quarantine 15.' 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7673 I was good enough for Midcentury Modern, sure, but not the New Minimalism, apparently. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7674 Stop criticizing my sense of entitlement. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7675 Yes,I am your trophy wife! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7676 This is why I hate nicknames. I specifically introduced myself as William S. Bass but it still ended up, “Here comes Billy Bass!” or “Billy! Waaaaaazap?!” 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7677 I've been to hell; it's a mail room in Burbank. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7678 Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7679 I told my wife I was bored and she got me this! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7680 You said it was catch and release. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7681 Swim with dignity while you still can. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7682 Wording of the ‘catch and release policy’ was unclear to them. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7683 For the last time, no I am not board of my new get up! 1.1458 0.05148 48 43 4 1
7684 Don't say anything Craig! It was a stupid idea to go to the "piercing studio" and we agreed not to talk about how it was fishing supplies store in the end. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7685 You think escaping from a hook is hard? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7686 Yeah, I was born pre-mounted. So what? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7687 He said he’d make me a star! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7688 What? I’m just thinking about my future and preparing accordingly. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7689 Linestein. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7690 We flounders like to show off our good side. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7691 Every little thing is NOT gonna be alright up there. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7692 I'm a trophy fish wife. What's it to you? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7693 This is what click-bait will get you. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7694 Well at least I don't pay income tax. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7695 No, I am not a wall flower! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7696 At least they taught me to talk 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7697 I warned you to skip the trophy ceremony! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7698 Check out my other work: www.FredBendheim.com 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7699 I was up for a face lift, but this just shows my best side! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7700 Do what I said not what I did! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7701 Scrooooooge, Scroooooooooooge! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7702 At least you are plaqued... I’ve heard I’m soon to be filleted and plated Is memorized better than consumed? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7703 I’ve been planked 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7704 I said "river" not "ocean!" 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7705 So I said, ' I'm a walleye, not wall eye candy!' 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7706 As the fish of Christmas future, I'm telling you not to bite that hook. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7707 This could be you if you don’t keep your mouth shut! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7708 I’m better off attending my own school. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7709 You took the Love Bug and decided to be a trophy spouse. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7710 One man's trophy is another man's marine trash 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7711 She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak” @paulnot 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7712 The diner is served 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7713 Well, as easy as 'don't worry, be happy' is for YOU to sing... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7714 Left 🐠 “Jim, there’s more to life than accolades.” 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7715 I know, I might look like on board, but I’m not really 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7716 This is one pandemic habit I intend to keep. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7717 You said checking out the boat would be fun! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7718 I think they call it “leisure time.” 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7719 What a strange 'plaice' to put you Dave. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7720 Against my advice, they rocked the boat... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7721 I'm from corporate for random inspection. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7722 They told.me it was never too late to start over. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7723 Social media is seriously starting to affect the catch and release philosophy. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7724 'I told you that shrimp looked like bait' 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7725 I’m just not trying stress anyone else out with MY end-of-life plans. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7726 Look at the funbags on that hosehound. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7727 They never did give me back that Filet-O-Fish 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7728 Some jerk named Billy talked me into it. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7729 They took me to the river, dropped me in the water. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7730 I am KNOW ONES trophy wife 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7731 I’m a rubber fish on a board, that’s why! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7732 If you're swimming for attention, you're in the wrong fish bowl. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7733 I refuse to continue being a wallflower. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7734 I shouldn't have accepted this position on the Board. Everything thing they do is so one sided and fishy. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
7735 For $19.95 you can choose your own title. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7736 You had to have a trophy spouse! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7737 Get back to school or you'll end up like me! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7738 Hey Kid. I’m a little lost. Is there a wall mart around here somewhere? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7739 No, that's not even my name! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7740 There’s a certain cachet in being the one that didn’t get away. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7741 Being a trophy is great, I haven’t moved a muscle in over 5 years ! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7742 You’re from the Amazon? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7743 So much for "Don't worry,be happy" 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7744 "Don't just swim there--it's an emergency! Tell Mom to call the taxidermist!" 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7745 The owners of the house didn’t believe in climate change. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7746 I tried to explain "hanging around" to you. Your the one who said you are a visual learner. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7747 His trophy wife got jealous. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7748 Yeah, I bought into their idea of success hook, line and sinker – and look where it got me! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7749 Which one has the Toni? Or Fishing for a compliment 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7750 Damn. Miss Congeniality. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7751 Yes. I feel board. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7752 Trophy biz ain't so glamorous kid. Stay in school. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7753 Watch out for phishing emails so you don't get caught. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7754 « Hey, I’m not just a pretty fish. » 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7755 I told them I go by William, they still wanted to shorten it. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7756 Don’t believe ads when they say you “We give you a new home”. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7757 They’ve come up with worse than catch and eat, now it’s catch mount and release. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7758 I should never have taken the bait 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7759 Oh yeah? Well, YOU try being glue-gunned to a board and being forced to sing ‘Take Me to the River’ every time someone new comes along, and see if YOU like it! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7760 I told the tailor not to make the pants too long! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7761 Uh… caughtcha…! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7762 So, go for it, huh, weren't those your exact words? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7763 Trust me there is no Alternet to our school of thought 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7764 Eat your dessert first. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7765 Learn when to keep your mouth shut!! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7766 Turns out I was grandfathered into the catch and release program. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7767 You were right, it was bait after all. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7768 Your advice about seaweed removing plaque? Got any other brilliant solutions? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7769 I got board flipping my tail fin all the time. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7770 What are you looking at? It's more than a participation trophy 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7771 Watch out for a hook with a worm 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7772 Um, NO, I didn't have time to pick up your dry cleaning on my way home. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7773 Get a complete makeover," they said. "Everyone will treat you differently. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7774 Get your own plaque! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7775 You know the bassmouths? They used to spawn here. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7776 Mind your own business! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7777 See,magnetic! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7778 This is what you'll look like if you keep over-eating. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7779 Surfboarding is just OK. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7780 Can wait for this pandemic to end. I’m “board”! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7781 Am I bored? Seriously, what kind of question is that? Smart ass. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7782 When I sang, "Take me to the river," I meant without the wooden wall mount. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7783 Do you even know how hard it is to stay afloat when you're carrying this weight on your shoulders? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7784 I want to be more than just your trophy alewife 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7785 Let me tell ya; all that award crap ain’t worth squat. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7786 How about you try singing for a living? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7787 I am already masked in my bubble... But you stay at fin's length... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7788 I don't know about you, but I'm stuffed. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7789 Get your bass outta here while you can! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7790 You were right about the voice lessons. My big break didn't work out. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7791 Reparations only go so far. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7792 I was pranking my wife, I didn't think that super glue stuff really worked... 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
7793 This pandemic made me so board! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7794 DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME !! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7795 Get me off this plaque, and I'll SHOW YOU how to cut bait. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7796 It sucks. I did that one season on The Sopranos, now I'm typecast for life. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7797 You spawn my wife while I was gone? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7798 Don't push me. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7799 I’ll have you know that despite my ‘challenging’ condition, my lecherous mind and the ‘relevant’ organs are functioning properly.” 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7800 Shiney, shiney; bright bright. You bite. Game over. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7801 and this is why we don't swim in Florida! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7802 After all that time I spent in school I never thought I'd end up like this. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7803 I should have been more specific when I told the genie, 1 year after I die I want to come back home to visit you. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
7804 It's a real career Jerry! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7805 Hey, whatcha starin’ at? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7806 Recycle, Reuse, Repurpose: Going Green gone to far in my opinion 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
7807 ... do I look like a mackerel? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7808 His response is not always appropriate,but he’s always home and captive listener #husbandgoals 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7809 Yeah, Gary. Be careful with those that say you're special right off the bat. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7810 If I could say 4 words to my younger self: don't eat the worm. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7811 So what if I’ve been a little stiff lately! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
7812 I’m worried and I’m not happy” (inspired by the don’t worry be happy fishes on wooden plaques) 🐟 🐟 @chand.shet 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7813 So, is this really your idea of framing an innocent? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7814 I'm really tired of all your trophy wife jokes, Sam 1.1429 0.07143 49 45 1 3
7815 I am sick of remote working! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7816 From one fish to another: floss yours gills to fight plaque! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7817 Happy Halloween! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7818 I got a little work done, so what?!” #newyorkercartoons 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7819 Clearly we are not Birds of Feathers. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7820 'Trophy wife'. Worst idea I ever had. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7821 We’ll you did keep asking them to take you to the river all throughout the early 2000’s 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7822 Dominican and Franciscan 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7823 I'm disappointed with that exchange program 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7824 Just say ‘no’ to the wood finish, man. It’s not worth it. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7825 This is not what I meant by "Take Me To The River." 🎶 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7826 What did you think of the Friends reunion? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7827 Do you always do things halfway?! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7828 Being a trophy wife is very one-sided 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7829 I can’t move, back off, I am trying to maintain social distance 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7830 They told me my acting was too wooden 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7831 I knew I should have taken the blue pill 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7832 The people at church will never believe what I am seeing. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
7833 She said there were plenty more fish in the sea. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7834 And you have the nerve to talk about a fish out of water! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7835 They took what I said literally! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7836 Don't let them make you Chairman of the Board. It's not what you think. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7837 Well you suggested I go for the promotion Sheila! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7838 Whatever you do, don't touch the butt! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7839 What the hell is water? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7840 You look so flat, Billy! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7841 Look, the bait was bigger than my bark. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7842 Do as I do: always look on the bright side of life... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7843 🎹🎼“At first I was afraid, I was petrified... Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side”🎼😳 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7844 I'm making it easier. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7845 You are hereby expelled from this boarding school. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7846 I got hooked. ...don’t you! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7847 For starters, my name isn't anything close to 'Billy,' for God's sake! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7848 What’s even worse is that I have to sing this really stupid song. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7849 Next time you’re holding the hook and I’ll grab the worm. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7850 Who would have guessed that eating a plastic worm would earn me the summer school School-Valedictorian award? I'm so stupid! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7851 Shut the hell up! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7852 They tried to make me sing, ‘Don’t Worry, be Happy’. So, I started singing ‘Tears in Heaven’, until they got so depressed they threw me back. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7853 See??? This is what happens when they say 'Bipartisan'!! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7854 I said no to the cleaning, but now I have to deal with the plaque. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7855 At least he mounted my good side 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7856 Be careful what you repeatedly wish for. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7857 My name is Morpheus. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7858 So let me get this straight Wade, you like me as a trophy wife, but you won't spawn with my eggs 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7859 You don’t want to end up like me. Stay in schools! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7860 I grew tired of singing so they threw me away and now here I am. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7861 So, what's your alma mater? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7862 Damn it! Is Plastic the trend now? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7863 YOU'RE the one who asked ME how I was doing 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7864 You know, I’m not just a pretty thing to look at. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7865 What? Haven’t seen a crucified fish before? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7866 In my day, we all worked hard for a place on the wall. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7867 This wasn’t mentioned once in my job description. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7868 I know, I know... my butt looks bigger... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7869 yeah, every dentist I've seen isn't prepared for this extent of plaque... 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7870 Don't you dare tell me to not worry and be happy. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7871 Billy retired to the ocean to give singing lessons 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7872 Mother warned me you just wanted to snag a TROPHY WIFE! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7873 If you stayed in school, you would have learned how to avoid this. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7874 Don't take the bait; catch and release is a hoax! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7875 Well, so much for wanting to live life on a silver platter. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7876 William. It's William. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7877 I'm glad they threw me back. I just wish they'd done it sooner. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7878 You think you've been bored?! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7879 when i said "take me to the river" i did not mean it THAT literally 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7880 When this happened, you just had to move, bob , had to move. and now I cant eat fish's food!!! Or swim! so I'll just be on the ocean floor eating 2 or 3 or 4 fish a day!! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7881 Yes,Suzan it’s me, you nailed that alright. Now, would you please figure a way to set me free? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7882 ...and that better be the last time you introduce me as your "trophy wife!" 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7883 They tossed me back and gave me this lousy participation trophy. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7884 What you're saying sounds awfully fishy to me! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7885 BEWARE OF THE HOOK OR YOU'LL WIND UP LIKE ME! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7886 Yes,it is cedar. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7887 Because I'm a pleque fish, of course! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7888 We're trying to get our own event at the Olympics. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7889 Catch and release Carl..It's the law. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7890 That’s the lure of a full benefits package. Never trust the man 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7891 You just had to go and open your big mouth billy bass, didn’t you? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7892 I thought getting mounted was supposed to be fun. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7893 My COVID bubble doesn’t include my children 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7894 I was board in the house, I was in the house board. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7895 Off course I wood. Can’t you tell 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7896 Plenty of fish in the sea but why me? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7897 I told you authenticity gets you nowhere Bob. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7898 And they told me I was going to the LANDfill… 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7899 My luck, they didn't get how 'catch and release 'works?" 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7900 And the microaggressions...my name is William and my mouth is quite normal for a bass! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7901 Well I AM worried and I’m NOT happy! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7902 I just kept singing until they finally did it! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
7903 I am tired of being your little trophy wife! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
7904 I am board with life and simply looking for recognition. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7905 Yes, this is where you end up when your parents buy into the unschooled crap! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7906 Some award! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
7907 If you don't want a singing bass, don't buy a singing bass. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7908 What’s with the bubbles? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
7909 And look at me now Frank, all I am is a trophy 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
7910 Go see a personal trainer, they said. You'll get into the best shape of your life, they said. Well clearly, that clownfish of a trainer doesn't know a thing about planking! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7911 You want a trophy wife? Here’s your trophy wife! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7912 Yeah, the drunk guy at Arnie's wanted me to sing, "Wrecking Ball" and I refused, and he tossed me into the river like I was nothing, man!" 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7913 The worst part is, I hate "Take Me To The River"! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7914 Yah,so what? I have batteries and can sing. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7915 Do not tell me you've already spawned! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7916 Fin~ish 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7917 That's what I call a plank fish grilling. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7918 Don’t you dare clap. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7919 See what happens when you get the “Pulitzer Award”….s 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7920 Work hard, you’ll go far 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7921 'And don't ask me to sing 'don't worry, be happy' again. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7922 What do you mean, my opinions are too rigid? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7923 If I hear one more 'Chairman of the board' jokes, I'm going to scream! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7924 I’m auditioning for the new series, “Carp diem.” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7925 I’m sick and tired of your friends calling me your trophy wife! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7926 I'm a Trophy fish and his jealous wife thru me back into the pond and now I need to get off this stupid board. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7927 Do they call you a mountee? Either way, you breathe pretty bubbly for a dead guy. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7928 I'll never eat a warm again 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7929 For my venue in the after-catch market 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7930 Happy now that I'm your trophy fishwife? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7931 I refused to be his trophy object. I'm me, not some thing on the wall. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7932 Son, telling the school you're a legacy might not be a good idea. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7933 Be careful what you wish for. I wanted to be a trophy fish on a wall! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7934 It's my first and last trophy. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7935 Think twice about swallowing 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7936 If you go to the wrong school, this could happen to you. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7937 I'm sick of everyone seeing me as just your trophy wife 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7938 It seems like you won a prize. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
7939 . “The worm was rubber. That’s why.” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7940 Today to me tomorrow to you! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7941 And then he said, "if I hear 'Take Me to the River' one more time..." 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7942 And they said I couldn’t sink any lower... 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7943 It’s called surfing and I really enjoy it, ok? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7944 Wait, You look exactly like me 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7945 You look different Nemo! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7946 The music industry is a scam. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7947 Look, all I said was, ‘My name is Nemo’ 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7948 You look board… 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7949 I though you said this new look WOOD help out our relationship 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7950 ‘...a big award”, you said; “It’s a huge honor.”; “...you should be flattered”, you said...! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7951 I didn’t want my children to have to deal with it . 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7952 Excuse me, what exactly do they use to pin you up the wall of fame around here? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7953 Like you're such a catch. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7954 Billy was angrily singing about being taken to the river again. Susan stared blankly—she couldn’t keep doing this. It was time for her to leave him… 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7955 ♪ ♫ Don't Worry, Be Happy ♪ ♫ 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7956 I told you my name is NeverDie. What are you staring at? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
7957 Don't! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7958 I'm not just a trophy wife you know. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7959 If you’re looking for a trophy wife, I’m taken. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7960 You've never seen a fish who's about to get grilled? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7961 Because YOU told me name tags would be required! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7962 We reduce costs by cutting out the middle man. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7963 If for once you thought out of the fishbowl what being mounted does to one's soul 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7964 Do you know how hard it is to find a mate when you have a birth defect like this? There's lots of fish in the sea, they said. Well I'm here to tell you---they ain't lots of fish like me in the sea. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7965 This is NOT what they mean by trophy wife, Ralph. Now get me down from here! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7966 Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry. Be happy. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7967 They promised me my own room! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7968 No, it's a plaque not a plate! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7969 Swim too slow and you too can get your own plack! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7970 No, it isn't all "about that plaque". 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7971 Beware the fury of a patient man. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7972 They said I've widened their horizon. In return they've limited mine. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7973 I just joined the Canadian mounties! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7974 I remember catch and release as something a lot less elaborate. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7975 School is no place for a trophy alewife! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7976 ...and she got the house, so here I am. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7977 I'm furious, they put me on plywood 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
7978 What? Haven’t you seen a signing fish before? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7979 When I arrived from the taxidermy, he found I was an inch short of trophy level, so he threw me back in. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7980 I didn’t want to be your trophy wife! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7981 You should see the fisherman. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7982 If it seems too good to be true it probably is. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7983 The sphere of anger... 1.1373 0.04867 51 46 4 1
7984 „they said..the ocean needs more fish in the water..!“ 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7985 I swear to gulp! If you push my button and make me sing, Take Me To The River, one more time!... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7986 This Is Water. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7987 Is this the river? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7988 This is an internal family matter 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7989 You're complaining to me about unfair nicknames? I'm not even a bass, for chrissake. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7990 It came with the term life insurance policy I bought. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7991 I know you’re mad, but have you thought about reframing how you think about it?” Alison K. Burns, Massachusett 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7992 And the worst of it is, the mounting board doesn't even float! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7993 Can you please get this thing off of me? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7994 It works out better if they throw you back in the water before they mount you 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7995 6 ft apart buddy ! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7996 Bad taste, taste bad - i tbink i might be both. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7997 (in a hushed tone) (fish noises) 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7998 Only the very best of us get to be pre-mounted. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7999 I've held my breath long enough! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8000 My mother was a trophy wife. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8001 Let this be a lesson: not only are we hooked and stuffed but then displayed as eternal suckers. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
8002 See what happens when you don't listen to your parents! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8003 Look at yourself 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
8004 She allowed me to sleep with the fishes 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
8005 For years he sang of being taken to the river, never fully grasping the grave implications of his request. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
8006 ‘What??! You know Home Depot doesn’t deliver out here!’ 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
8007 there he goes!!!.. Another liberal unframed!!" 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8008 ‘Don’t worry, be happy,’ they said 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
8009 The Bobby McFerrin gig wasn’t what I expected. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8010 I didn’t want to get the vaccine 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8011 There’s too many fish 🐠 in the sea 🌊 ... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
8012 As director of the school board, I swim for a re-evaluation of our education system. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8013 Son I am NOT as stiff as a board! The way we did it back then was RIGHT!!! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8014 The dude who caught me was pretty cool, actually. He took my picture as soon as he pulled me out of the water, and put it on something called Tinder, and it somehow led to him getting his shit sucked minimum seven different times — and I got to watch 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8015 Never become a trophy wife. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8016 I sang my heart out, but that Tony Soprano never liked me one bit! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8017 It was a double-dare. I'm always susceptible to the double-dare! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8018 Get me two triple A batteries, a staple remover and bring your friend the moray eel. Billy Bass my ass! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8019 Life in a bubble is not all bad 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8020 I staged my death a little too long 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8021 Don’t ever say yes to being a trophy wife. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8022 Look I’m tired of being your trophy fish” 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8023 Trust me — the other side of the border is hell. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8024 What, you never heard of mount and release? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8025 I let my attention span lapse for 9 seconds and this is what happens! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8026 How did you burst the housing bubble? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8027 Wear your mask fish 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
8028 I'll fake it 'til I can make it if I want to! Don't smother my dreams, Rebecca! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8029 Oh! So this is what you look like not in your zoom box. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8030 Read my lips: tax•i•der•my 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
8031 No, not a walrus. A wall. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8032 Laugh all you want, but it is going to make me rich or my name isn't Big Mouth Billy Bass! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
8033 When I said I wanted a country lifestyle, this isn't what I meant 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
8034 Stay in school and don’t grow up to be a trophy wife. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8035 I'm on work release. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8036 Yeah, I dropped out of the school - but at least I have a gig tonight! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
8037 And I am the ghost of Christmas future. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8038 Watch it! Obedience isn't all it's cooked up to be! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8039 That is not what I meant when I asked you if you wanted to plank.... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8040 I just believe in saving time. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8041 Apparently now I look too much like my profile picture. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8042 SORRY, NO TENORS ALLOWED 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8043 My species is endangered, but for some reason, nobody seems to care. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8044 You think you're board. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8045 I’m here because I’m pissed! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8046 My father married a trophy wife. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8047 I’m sick of just being your trophy wife! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8048 Why does everyone ask me to sing "Take Me To The River" ? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8049 If you are looking for a trophy wife? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8050 He decided to take up golf 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8051 'What do you mean I'm JUST a trophy wife?' 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8052 I went through hell to achieve my current position, so you just keep your jealous comments to yourself! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8053 Consider yourself lucky if you can end up here rather than on a dinner plate 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
8054 I like yours, but my makeover comes with a lifetime guarantee." 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8055 Don't be so smug.. If you bite at some cute looking worm, you'll end up on a plaque too 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8056 I got hooked on line and wouldn’t pay the ransom. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8057 They let me go, my sound just wasn’t the same with a mask. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8058 So this is what it means to go swimming with the fishes, eh? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8059 I don't want to be overdramatic but I really think this is the death of hyperbole. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8060 When I sang ‘Take me to the river’ this isn’t what I meant. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8061 There is absolutely no reasoning with people. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8062 Wanna play hide and seek, dude? I'm a bit bored. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8063 I was board in school... 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
8064 Catch and delayed release.” contes 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8065 I can't get these damn TikTok songs out of my head 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8066 Go to karaoke night”, they said. “You’ll love it” 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8067 Why can't you get on board? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8068 That's Me on the sardine can 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
8069 My song is take me to the river. What's yours? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8070 I wanted to give you something special for our anniversary! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
8071 I am your Ghost of Fishmas Future. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8072 Nailed to a board I can handle, but the singing is murder. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8073 I’m from Florida. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8074 I heard them say 'contemporary modern' and I knew I was a goner. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8075 Listen Buster: sixteen children and counting, and you still want me to act the trophy wife. Nuts to you! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8076 It gets worse. You know that song, "Take Me to the River"? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8077 Premounting is all the rage among those hedge fund jerks. So. Bye-bye. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8078 Well, you're no trophy but, hey, we're both out school now, so what do you say? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8079 He decided to throw me back but therein lay the catch. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8080 You think you've got it bad with pollution! I'm nailed to a board, have to do a humiliating dance, and sing crappy songs all day! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8081 I told you to never mention that 'Splish Spash' song. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8082 I am NOBODY's trophy. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8083 And you said you'd never mount to anything. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8084 'I'm not some kind of trophy catch that you can just hang on a wall and show off to your friends!' 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8085 The mounting I don’t mind so much, but the darn song just keeps playing in my head! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8086 Don’t sneer! I get a trophy wife, too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8087 It’s all fun and games until you’re the big fish in the little pond 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8088 Wood are YOU looking AT 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8089 That's Mr. Big Mouth Billy to you, kid. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8090 'It appears we're the founders of social bubbles' Callum J. Rolfe, London UK 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8091 I barely thanked mom. They started the bubbles before I had a chance... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8092 You have no idea how many times I've been forced to sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy." 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8093 Catch and Release" they promised me 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8094 You looked happier on Instagram 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8095 …and then, she flushed me down the game room toilet! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8096 Hey, don't knock it 'til you fry it. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8097 I’m trying to get on the “Talking Sopranos” podcast!!! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8098 When they tell you it's not farm-raised tuna, don't believe them. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
8099 Don't laugh.Sooner or later you'll get board too. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8100 dont worry, just be happy 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8101 She’ll love you over the fireplace,” he said 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8102 Don't end up a trophy wife like me! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
8103 He said I'd make a trophy wife. How was I to know? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8104 Take me to the river. Drop me in the water. 🎶🎼🎵 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8105 So I'm trying really hard to not worry, and be happy, even though this is Clearly. Not. The. River. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8106 Well, Billy Bob, if you’d just get the vaccine you could leave the house without your mount too 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8107 Fine! Go have your hot vaxxed summer. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8108 ...and then i told them: „you know what? DO worry!“ 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8109 Don't Worry. Be Angry. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8110 OK, OK, I know what you're thinking. But at least THEY wanted to keep me with them 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
8111 'I wish I was not this lively when alive, perhaps I would have been alive till now'. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8112 My voice was always seahorse, my left shoulder developed arthritis, but mostly I got so tired singing that same song over and over and over again. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8113 Uh...yeah. She wasn't joking. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
8114 Where do you think tune-a-fish sandwiches come from? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8115 I swear, Mark, it's affordable 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8116 if it smells fishy, it usually is… 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8117 They say it's just a reflection. But I look stout, sick, and ugly. Do I really belong to that school of thought (read fish)? Or am I better than them? #perception 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
8118 I didn’t know your name was Marlon, I thought it was Frank” “It is Frank!” “That’s not what your name tags says 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8119 Carl? Is that you?! I’ve got loads to tell you, meet me after the show. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8120 "I thought schools were for learning. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
8121 We're survivors of this pandemic because we've mastered the art of living in isolation..now how do we knock on this wood? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8122 Stop gifting me fancy surf boards just because you want to surf! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
8123 It would look terrible if I lived too much longer. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8124 A-LOUIE LOUIE, AHHH BABY IM SAYING WE GOT GO, YAH YAH YAH 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8125 Wilbur had a hard time with the ladies because he always had a wall up. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
8126 You think I care that you have more sophisticated programming 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8127 His trophy wife said it was either me or her. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8128 "And those salmons keep calling me Trout Almondine." 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8129 Yes I would stop hanging around here with you, If I Could! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8130 I got tired of life as a trophy fish, but you never really go back. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8131 'Just take care or you'll wind up on a platter like me and I can tell you there's not much fun in it.' 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8132 Hey Bob, I hate carrying this thing around." "Charlie, It could be worse. At least you weren't eaten. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8133 You dummy! I said "set me up in the TANK, not the PLANK!" 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8134 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ? WE ALL NEED TO PRACTICE FOR THE PLATE !!! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8135 Look, it's 3 squares and you're no longer a contralto.... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8136 I'm pretty sure this isn't what's meant by catch and release. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8137 you and whose gang? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8138 I’m not your trophy 🏆 🐟 wife! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8139 Board work is important. It feels great to give back. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8140 'I can't get vaccine but they told it'll help keep distance' 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8141 C'mon Gary, that's exactly what they WANT you to think. Be your own fish and eat the worm! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8142 And then, after all that, they put me up on the wall next to some idiot who sang all the time. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8143 Jesus...! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8144 I know life is a bitch, but I can handle it. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8145 Dude…don’t leave me hanging! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8146 Son, enough with the existential self-pity party! I thought I knew bored, until I got board! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8147 I think it’s time to see the dentist 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8148 Ready to Roast 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8149 That’s what I weigh OUT of the water.” 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8150 That's only the 147th time I've heard that. Spawn you! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8151 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk … 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8152 Just when I thought I was out, they threw me back in." Jim Linnenbach, Liverpool N.Y 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8153 I've finally found someone who appreciates me for who I am. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
8154 When you said, ‘Do it for the ‘gram!’ did you know it was going to be permanent? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8155 Can't livvvve, if living is without you, can't livvvve, can't live anymore" 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8156 They said it would upgrade my look. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8157 You fish who get off Facebook just think you're so special. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
8158 Nemo: I finna leave, I got reef-beef with them. Moby Dick: You ain't got no bite, kid. Stay in school. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8159 How was I supposed to know that some idiot would take the song literally? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8160 They told me I'd have more opportunities if I moved to a small pond. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
8161 Jerry appreciates me for who I am on the outside. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8162 Enjoy your catch and release years Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8163 You don't even have the work ethic to get caught, let alone merit a place on someone's wall. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8164 Keep your head below water! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8165 You're looking living ETERNITY IN the eye!!! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8166 I use to be your trophy wife, now I'm just some catch you want to throw back. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
8167 Don’t gloat! I was just minding my business when…. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8168 Yeah well, I guess if you keep singing "Take me to the River" one day they're gonna drop you in the water. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8169 Pretend there's nothing here - I'm going to sneak up on those guys. They'll have no idea!! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8170 First, I asked them to take me to the river, then I asked them to put me in the water. So far so good. But I didn't ask about the plaque. I thought that would be kind of obvious. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8171 To your friends who say pollution of the oceans is not a problem, tell them to come see me. And No, it's not funny. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8172 This isn't what I expected when they asked me to be on the board. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8173 PLAYING DEAD WON'T HELP YOU AVOID TAXES 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8174 After all that they thought it was a riot to make me sing be happy! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8175 It's called the prison-industrial complex! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8176 Why the fuck did you send my wife a picture of your dick on Linkedin????? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8177 I know you were right, but nailing me to the wall wasn't very nice 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8178 When I am done you will be on board. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8179 tired of always having to do the tiresome fish crawl 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8180 No, I'm not the circle of life. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8181 I'm asking you to teach my school while I hang on the wall 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8182 What happened? I'm drawing a blank... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8183 Better floss, bro. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8184 Do NOT refer to me as your "trophy wife." 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8185 Gina, why don’t you go ahead and get dinner on the table? I’m gonna be home late tonight. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
8186 Don’t take the blue pill ! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8187 Can I be part of your bubble? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8188 I’ve been here for twenty years, and now I have to listen to these people complain about quarantine. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8189 Don’t you think you overreacted? I politely asked if you gained a few pounds… 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8190 So I thought get busy living, or get busy frying. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8191 No, I haven’t see Hamilton! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8192 Dude, you’re in the river. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8193 It‘s called „filter“, Brandon, and yes, it‘s dope. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8194 At least I won’t end up as the special. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8195 The doctor advised wooden-surgery has been long term results than plastic surgery. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8196 Bro, next time take me with you when swim. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8197 I didn’t mean literally take me to the river 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8198 Do you understand the sacrifices I 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8199 The guys in Accounting did it while I was taking a nap. They thought it would be funny. Ha ha! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8200 I just wanted a "Checkup" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8201 Yeah. I take requests. Care to join me? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8202 Take me to the River 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8203 I made a remark that I was the best he would catch 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8204 Yeah, I took the bait, saw the world but was bored stiff. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8205 No big deal being on a silver platter. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8206 I could never sing at schools. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8207 No, I won't sing a little song for you! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8208 Hey, kid, forget about it- you don't want to be famous and "plaqued" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8209 I ALEAYS KNEW YOU WERE WORTHY OF A PLACK. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
8210 I should have known you wanted a trophy wife! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8211 I’ll take you home, he said. I’ll take good care of you, he said. He put me in his den until he got tired of me, then he dumped me. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
8212 My dentist told me I need to brush and floss regularly. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8213 Don't be surprised. You'll be someone's trophy fish when you're my age. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8214 The bartender offered me some water to sober up, and I was like "some what?" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8215 I’m stuck. Can you help me out? I’m an angler fish. No you’re not you’re a tuna fish. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
8216 Why no,Oscar...I actually CAN'T check out the hot babe tuna at three o'clock. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8217 Oh yeah? Well at least I don't have dental plaque. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8218 That'll teach me to ask about the planked salmon. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8219 I'm going to stick with my bio bubble, thank you very much! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8220 'Business!’ cried the Ghost of Jacob Marley, wringing its fins again. ‘Fishkind was my business! The common welfare was my business: charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were all my business.' 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8221 I tried getting off their hook, but they framed me! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8222 don’t ever tell someone you can sing 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8223 Hey it’s Big Mouth Billy Bass! But can you cry for kelp? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8224 As bad as I feel about your lip, it’s hard for me to find much sympathy here. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8225 Try not to burst out with joy Patrick! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8226 All in all... you're just a fish on the wall. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
8227 I get room and board and a free fish dinner! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8228 So yeah, forgive me for not being able to make it out to your one fishwoman fringe show, Susan! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8229 The guy at the store said it wouldn't hurt a bit... Understatement of the year. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
8230 You know what? Sometimes I *do* worry and I’m *not* happy. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8231 Of all the fish in the sea, why me? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8232 I know- I had No Idea I'd end up 'On Display' !?! jk fuller. genoa, nv 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
8233 Your father never loved me. He just wanted a trophy wife. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
8234 What do you mean...'are you looking for a trophy wife?' 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
8235 His 'release' was delayed 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8236 If it makes you feel better about abandoning me, you can claim that the whole thing was staged to prove that I'm divine. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8237 You can have all the fish, I'm stuffed! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8238 Catch and release has changed. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8239 She told me to go get stuffed! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8240 I sink, therefore I am. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8241 Catch and Parole 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8242 I said to take me to the river. Does this look like a river to you?! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8243 I am sooo board! When are we going on vacation? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8244 I'm a terrible gift and you shouldn't buy me for anyone 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8245 I thought I'd come back and visit the old neighborhood. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8246 I'm on the school board. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8247 Damn, you had to self-quarantine. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8248 Gonna have a talk with David Byrne about adding "Remove me from this board" to the lyrics. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8249 You said you wanted a trophy wife. Well, you got it. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8250 So my dentist says I have too much plaque. I say it's about the hooks! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8251 AFTER he had me mounted, THEN he realized I'm too small to be a keeper. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8252 I didn’t feel like singing. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8253 You should see my trophy wife 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8254 🎶Burnin' down the house🎶 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8255 Do what I say not what I do, Steve. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8256 When I joined the force I thought I would be on horseback. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8257 You can tune a piano but...I’m so tired of this joke 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8258 They said it would look great on my resume. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8259 It's called "morning wood" and it's very common. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8260 I'm just looking toward the future. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8261 Those "cancel the catch" liberals forgot to take me off this damn plaque. 1.1273 0.03720 55 49 6 0
8262 Ya wanna be a trophy fish, ya gotta act like a trophy fish! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8263 The wall of fame isn't all it's cracked up to be. Colin William Cyr Maryland Prince Georges County, Riverdale 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8264 It'll be good exposure they said...don't trust your entourage. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8265 It was either this or the Bass-O-Matic. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8266 Yeah, but you should see the other guy. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8267 Which direction will... Take Me to the River?! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8268 I would have preferred anonymity. There's a price to be paid for fame 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8269 you left me!! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8270 You may have freedom, but I BELONG. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8271 I was sick of being at home. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8272 I'd stay away from the anchovies 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8273 And you're worried about being a trophy wife? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8274 Fred proposed, but I said no. I don't want to be his trophy wife! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8275 I am telling you son, it doesn't matter that all your friends want to try them, those silver worms aren't worth the trouble 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8276 Of course I'm not happy! You just have to toe the line when you're on the board. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8277 Stay in school," they said. "Someday you'll win a trophy," they said 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8278 I wanted a trophy wife,but... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8279 They said, “Try a swimming board, try a swimming board!” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8280 is this what you meant by eternal life? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8281 Let someone off the hook! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8282 And then they said they don’t take back bridesmaid dresses! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8283 This piece lacks sole. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8284 As you are now so once was I; as I am now, soon you will be...” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8285 This is what happens if you don’t eat your vegetables. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8286 so you’re fully vax’d with no mask now? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8287 I told you to floss more often. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8288 It’s fair to say I nailed the Ocean Idol audition! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8289 I feed stomachs", what you do Claire 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8290 With all the microbeads I've swallowed I'm half plastic anyway. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8291 Surf and Turf. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8292 You’re not in New York waters. You still have to bubble mask 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8293 No. I don't want to be your trophy wife. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8294 Apparently, it’s part of a compromise between conservationists and trophy fishermen. They’re calling it ‘Catch, mount, and release. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
8295 I auditioned for some dumb TV show, and then... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8296 You sold me out, Lenny. When I get off this mount, you're lunch. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8297 The river to fame is flooded with broken dreams. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8298 They said it would improve gill capacity. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8299 I’m hungry. I’m stuffed. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8300 When I said take me to the River, I didn’t think they’d actually do it 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8301 All you do is wasting your time doing nothing, some of us have done something in life. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8302 I can’t recommend singing, “Take me to the River”. 1.1250 0.03521 64 57 7 0
8303 Stop staring at me! This could be you in the future if you’re not careful! 1.1250 0.04167 64 58 5 1
8304 I'm done being a trophy wife. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8305 I've traveled back in time to tell you, don't eat that worm! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8306 I’d like to sing in a bar, but it’s a dry county. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8307 At least they mounted me on driftwood. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8308 TOYS BY JOE COMPANY Made a statement to the press "I got stuck with 25000 of MIKE THE SINGING MAHI MAHI So i had no choice but to put them to sleep with the fish" 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
8309 You should hear this guy talk, you would think I’m Moby Dick-his wife couldn’t take it anymore & threw me back. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8310 I can't sing that song due to a copyright claim by UMG. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8311 My school has been listening to Fox News 24/7. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8312 What do you mean ‘no big deal’? Do you know what ‘being mounted’ entails!?! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8313 It's a joke...!!! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
8314 Don't look at me like that, remember how you felt when you I trapped you the treasure crest?" 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8315 Billy? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8316 Where is "your" bubble - RACIST ?! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8317 Admit it, you want me on that wall! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8318 Why aren’t you in your school? This is the only time I have to have a salt encrusted spa treatment! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8319 It’s mesquite, Stupid, and I am going to taste great when I am on the grill. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8320 Better this than fried on a plate like you will be! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8321 It seems to be some sort of artificial intelligence 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8322 That's why you never trust a hook 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8323 I don’t mind being stuck to this bit of wood, but I wish they hadn’t used my latin name on the plaque 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8324 I was promised life everlasting. However, I assure you this is not a good place to be. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8325 When I said 'take me to the river' I thought they would remove me from this thing. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
8326 I didn't do this to myself, untie me! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
8327 Immortality is overrated - watch what you eat! Don't believe everything you eat. Yeah yeah - biggest fish, small in a small pond, don't believe everything you eat. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8328 And ya thought ya nailed me to the cross! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8329 I've heard and seen all I want from the right. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8330 I was snared by a lawyer and a rather controversial interpretation of the 'catch and release' rule. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8331 I can't believe you thought that I was a trophy 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8332 Just 2 more weeks of this and I can fit into that aspic. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8333 and then, they mount you on the wall in direct eyesight to a picture of the lake so you can know the depths of loss, pain and suffering. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8334 Don't be too sure, you could get plated too! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
8335 Do you still thank the academy? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8336 I may not be free, but I'm SOMEBODY! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
8337 Now I know what it is like to live in a bubble. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8338 Ya fall for them hook, line, & sinker, then they toss ya back in, and all ya get to show for it is a board with your name on it! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8339 It cost me a lot, and I still can't sing worth a damn. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8340 This is only one of the problems of being a trophy wife... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8341 It's tough being a trophy wife! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8342 Apparently, he considers me a trophy wife. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8343 What are you staring at? I got a job to do. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8344 Don't fall for the "hook, line and sinker" aphorism! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8345 Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end, we'd swim and dance, forever and a day... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8346 Taking that worm gave me a major side effect. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
8347 If you put this on your story, I swear on Neptune’s Trident… 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8348 What are you staring at? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8349 Sometimes the corporate world requires you to make sacrifices. You just need to grow up and get used to it! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8350 I’d rather be famous than free 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
8351 „I can‘t see what‘s right“ 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8352 Return home after migration 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
8353 I have had the same song stuck in my head for 20 years 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8354 it’s trending now 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8355 Your time will come soon enough 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8356 Being born a real beauty has its down side. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8357 Nobody grows up WANTING to be a trophy wife” Contes 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8358 Bill, You’ve changed 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
8359 Humans, I tell you! Not only are they ruining our lives and homes, most of them don’t even like each other, or themselves for that matter. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8360 Wood was supposed to float, I thought I would never see you anymore. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8361 Can it, George. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
8362 Big Mouth Billy always took pranks too far 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8363 I need a new agent, starfish is not working out 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8364 These days, everyone gets a trophy. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8365 Why did I let you talk me into running for the school board? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
8366 “You know you can't resist an earworm.” 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8367 Trust me - if it weren't for the honor of the thing, I'd just as soon pass! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8368 Thanks for the directions!?!! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8369 the new wife is the ONLY trophy in the mansion. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8370 I shouldn't have taken that triple-dog dare. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8371 ...don't fall for that "Take Me To the River" crap... 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8372 Now that’s what I call a real deepfake! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8373 Whatever you do,don't bite the earworm! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8374 You're safe. I was his thitd largest. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8375 Everyone keeps asking why I'm on a platter. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8376 Stop being spineless, and get on board! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8377 Bite the hook you said. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8378 No time for questions! By now, they’ll know I’m missing. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8379 -There’s plenty of fish in the sea! The fish: 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8380 You can’t do much, after getting verified 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8381 Just don’t say anything okay 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8382 . See?!? I told you the diabetes was going to take the use of my fins... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8383 To submit your caption, leave it in the comment below, with the hashtag . :) 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8384 Stop pretending and get off that mount Bro..I know you got your two shots! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8385 To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8386 Hey, we all have to bust out of the bubble 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8387 Ok, be a little piscine nobody . .I'd rather make a statement . .washed up on the beach . . 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8388 They said I would have a great carreer, but ONE SONG! ONE SONG! That's all I had. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8389 This is carrying social distancing a little too far. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8390 Well, she looked like you! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8391 See it as diversity, Phil - some try a coffin, I try a plate 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8392 Remember when our folks said there's no such thing as a free lunch? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8393 How do I look? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8394 Yes, the fisherman was a late adopter of "catch & release." 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8395 Oh no! That's Georgy! That's a shame, he's really nice. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8396 That faggotty governor made me wear a mask for 18 months. Of course I bit at the first thing I saw. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8397 You said you wanted me to be your trophy wife. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8398 I guess I'm just a trophy wife. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8399 Me? I’m just back in the ‘hood looking for some inspiration for my new sound track. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8400 My idea of immortality ain’t what it used to be 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8401 And be a simple kind of man... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8402 At least "I did" something with my life! 🐟💼 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8403 It’s a learning curve, i should float. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8404 stay in the school, kid. A career in the arts could take a hard turn at the flip of a switch. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8405 Who in their right mind would put a picture with mouth open on a plaque 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8406 Is someone behind me? You have to tell me if someone is behind me 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8407 Yea, it’s appetizer they said! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8408 Some worries, not happy! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8409 They're right. Plaque is really bad for you... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
8410 This is not the kind of mounted I meant 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
8411 I had to serenade them before they would take me to the river. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
8412 I'm tired of you treating me like a trophy wife. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
8413 Stop objectifying me! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
8414 So don't get hooked or you'll end up a trophy. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
8415 No Jim, I have not stopped trying. What gave you that impression? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
8416 My therapist says it’s imposter syndrome. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
8417 You say there’s more fish in the sea but honestly, I feel like none of them are what they seem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
8418 No, I will not sing Take Me To The River 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8419 This is your idea of a 'trophy wife?" 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8420 And next time someone asks if you'd fancy a Trophy Wife, tell them to get stuffed. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8421 Son, if you don't do better in school, you'll never mount to anything" Terry Shotland, Longmeadow, MA 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8422 left school? not normally for that, but i’m on board. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8423 What do you mean being a mannequin isn't better than foraging in this wilderness? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8424 This is not what I had in mind when I said, ‘Mount me.’ 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8425 Keep staring, pal. You're angling for a whacking. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8426 You're in my light! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8427 I don't get it. These fry these days have no respect for their elders. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8428 When you told them, you knew I wasn't even with the school that day. I know what happened and now I'm going to sing! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8429 Be careful. This could happen to you. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8430 yeah and I've been rollin' , rollin' rollin'on the river ever since...! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8431 I enjoy working from home the office really "board" me! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8432 Thanks a lot for suggesting "that shimmery thing looks tasty"! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8433 Go to the surface for dare !! That’s what got me in this way 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8434 And you can tell Susan to refrain from sending me another list of “7 back remedies with household items.” I’m seeing a doctor tomorrow. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8435 News Headlines: Thought to be extinct for millions of years, scientist's spot Wall- Mount Grouper alive and well in coastal waters. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8436 consequences! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8437 Forget college. The school isn’t worth it, and this is what happens when you default on your student loans. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8438 One minute they’re talking about a woman named Marie & the next thing I know, I’m here, 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8439 Chose wisely son, or you will end up being a trophy husband. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8440 They heard my name is Billy but I can’t sing…. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8441 I thought you said we were in the clear?? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8442 I was okay with 'Live Free or Die' but not the performance part of this.. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8443 Christ, what a basstard! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8444 The pageant is a dance with death 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8445 And I thought you were being so polite by offering me to take the first bite. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8446 PAUL NOTH 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8447 This is what happens,when you think you're to cool for school Laurie Dickstein-Fischer, Needham MA 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8448 Not THIS kind of trophy wife! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8449 Quit staring. It’s not like I’m a fish out of water. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8450 I am so grateful for all this littering. Also, if you see a hook with a worm on it, RUN! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8451 I am not a stuffed fish. I just like under water, board surfing. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8452 The extinction rate of live bait 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8453 Show some respect! I earned this. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8454 My e-mail said 'fancy dress'. I'm a trophy wife. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8455 I took the bait! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8456 The whole talking thing is over rated 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8457 Nice to be home again 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8458 Surfing wasn't as expected 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8459 These intra-terrestrials are not nearly as intelligent as we assumed" 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8460 Don't eat the purple floaty thing. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8461 ...and then I told him I was tired of being his trophy wife and he could kiss my dorsal fin goodbye... 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8462 l told you to wait in the carp! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8463 The "Filet a Fish campaign is not all its cracked up to be" 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8464 Once I was a bass, now I'm a boss, dude 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8465 Mental health is not fancy word! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8466 Thanks for giving me your place in line! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8467 Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?" "Can *you*? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8468 What’s wrong in continue to work from home? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8469 Are you the fish of the ocean? Or the shark of the ocean 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8470 what are you looking at ? I'm just a guy with solid basis 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8471 Always looking on the left side of life. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8472 It's all about the hustle man! Reach for the stars, don't give up. Look at me. I never stopped. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8473 No I don't take requests and I don't sing! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8474 Bew had me at bellow… 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8475 You should try this new underwater surfboard too, trust me. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8476 - “We are just not on the same page” 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8477 Every time the button is pressed, I have to sing like I’m some sort of circus monkey 😔 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8478 Ancle Steve, I need a piece of advice... 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8479 This is why we don't go out to eat! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8480 You are lucky you were the runt of the redd. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8481 Why does everyone think I’m a trophy wife? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8482 Being a trophy wife ain't all it's cracked up to be." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8483 : "They had a year of 'the plague' up there. I had a year of 'the plaque' down here. .." 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8484 It’s a hoax! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8485 Better dead than wrong 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8486 They lured me with dreams of Broadway but now I’m down at the local pub singing top 40!!!? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
8487 Here's looking at you, kid. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
8488 Hey it's a pandemic you do what you got to do! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
8489 Watch out for the guy with the can of varnish. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
8490 This wasn't my five year plan!!! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
8491 Life after Life 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
8492 I don’t have much time my son. You must never go to the surface. Look what they did to me! They changed my name to Billy and will have me singing the same song for all of eternity!! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
8493 I’m so fucking bored. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
8494 Listen, I’m more than just a trophy wife 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
8495 If they mention "cedar-planked", swim for your life! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8496 Warning: Being smoked is harmful to your health! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8497 I did NOT mean forever looking young. It was all about self-preservation. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8498 A always carry this around with as a reminder to be careful what I eat. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8499 I tell you Muriel, I am so over being Herb's trophy wife. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8500 How disappointing; Mom always said "silver platter." 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8501 This is what happens when you don't go to school! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8502 Do not forget. This visitation Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8503 I got caught and released by a taxidermist. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8504 It’s not a popularity contest. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8505 My agent said all I had to do was sing a song 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8506 Alexa, play super bass by Nicki Minaj. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8507 Do you know what’s water , No I don’t know sorry. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8508 Trust me, being a trophy wife is not all it's cracked up to be 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8509 How dare you use the handicap stall! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8510 Sure it woks! I caught one human over eight feet long! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8511 I'm the prize fish that got away. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8512 The suspense is NOT mounting! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8513 When I said drop me in the water I didn’t mean like this. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8514 Humans understood 'Preserve fishes!' wrong 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8515 No, Martha, I am not happy being Gerald's trophy wife. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8516 It started with a hook, then a nail, and ended with a stupid song! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8517 What`s your problem? I`ve told you before that I`m poster boy material! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8518 Don’t mess with me I’m on the school board 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8519 And then I saw this apple red lure... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8520 It’s over, Phil! I was okay with being your trophy wife, but this is too far! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8521 Am I just a trophy wife to you? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8522 They told me I was going to be special . . . not be THE special! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8523 Leave me alone, I'm on board with my condition. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8524 ...like gills upon the fearful porpoise-tine. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8525 He won the fishing contest and threw me back in. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8526 Catch and release just isn't what it used to be 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8527 I've found myself in a problem I can't seem to surmount 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8528 This is between two salmons, aight bro? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8529 We’re all in this together. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8530 Thanks to seaspiracy, I’ve now got my sustainable fishing label 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8531 Now when I came "on-board", what you lookin at ? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8532 i think you went overboard 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8533 Dude, I need you to work on a cure for the human virus. They do some messed up stuff. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8534 Am I too fishy for you? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8535 Well Tim, here's a bubble you can't burst! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8536 I refuse to be your trophy anymore. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8537 My trophy husband 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8538 Stop looking at my wood! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8539 My body lies under the ocean, my body lies under the sea.” “My body’s attached to a wood board. Move your tail fin and swim way from me. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8540 Been keeping up with the stock market recently? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8541 I'm in the remote-work flex program. I go in 4x a week. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8542 This what happens when you take the bait. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8543 I committed a crime, and I got hanged. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8544 I said treat me like a trophy wife 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8545 No I will NOT keep you posted! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8546 Duh! I have no idea what I’m doing on this cedar plank! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
8547 60k in student loans, and I still wasn’t prepared to enter the workforce. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8548 For the last time Jack, I don’t care what people say, there’s not enough space on this wooden board!” -Rose, Titani 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8549 I don’t think they fully grasped the concept of ‘catch and release.’ 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8550 Just wait! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8551 Trophy fish isn’t all it’s cracked up to be 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8552 I know we missed dinner with the Johnsons! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8553 We both know you sold out, man. I don't even recognise you anymore. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8554 ... then I followed the clown fish out the window and into the ocean 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8555 So then I asked Alexa to take me to the river... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8556 May I join you in your pod? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8557 I took the bait and look where it landed me ... I can only turn to port! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
8558 I don't think you're in a position to threaten me. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8559 Getting caught and mounted was bad enough, but what really hurt was getting thrown out for a fish that was 20 years younger! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8560 Can you please help me get this piece of wood of my ass 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8561 I wish David Byrne never wrote that stupid song. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8562 I mean, I guess I did swim all the way to these spawning pools to get mounted, but it still stinks. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8563 This is what happens to retirement plaques. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
8564 You eat a worm, and Lord knows what will happen. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8565 Wow ! Maybe I could be a trophy too some day. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8566 How stupid can you be? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8567 I thought being a trophy wife meant something more. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8568 Not red, not herring! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8569 You''ll be tonight's dinner if you go by me. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8570 Trust me, you won't breathe easy becoming a trophy wife. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8571 What? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8572 Why don`t yo get the vaccine, and come to my bubble? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8573 This is what happens when you leave school. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8574 We’re not so young anymore Stan. Rather than goofing off with schoolmates, we need to be planning for the future. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8575 I think it was only after I sang several Gershwin numbers they decided they could make a hell of a lot more money by putting me on on the plaque v. giving me one for first place...Paul Jelinek, NYC 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8576 Come over to my place, I’ve got a worm to show you this time around. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8577 Do you still think we don’t get out enough? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8578 I’m flat out of luck! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8579 I’ve been a-plaqued! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8580 Loosing a bit of freedom is a fair price to pay for peace of mind these days! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8581 He told me he’d make me famous... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8582 The worms just aren’t worth it! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8583 What are ya looking at? I’m working here! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8584 Yeah well employee of the month isn’t all it’s cut out to be Mark. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8585 Oh, come on. "Something's fishy?" Is that the best you've got? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
8586 No, I don't know how to sing. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
8587 This is not the kind of "mounted" I had in mind! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8588 Oh Fish! Is that you? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8589 Common misconception! Actually, I sing second tenor. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8590 Yeah, I'm the one that got away. Lucky me! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8591 Go Away! For God's sake! Please! Not in front of the kids. Can't talk to you right now, I need some space!!! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8592 Only boring people are board. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8593 *FEMALE* ghostbusters?!? Are you out of your f—king mind??? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
8594 As if getting caught and mounted by a human was not bad enough, now I've been discarded and am imprisoned forever, in full view of my peers. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8595 They are allowing conjugal visits. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8596 I have a reason, but why do you have air bubbles? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8597 Don't give me that puzzled look! I'm scared of covid, period. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8598 But you look. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8599 Well this isn't the top shelf... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8600 I mean, let’s face it…Botox isn’t for Everyone….I get it now. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8601 What?! Are you waiting for me to sing Jingle bells or something? Move your caudal outta here! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8602 Talk about a happy ending. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8603 Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8604 History has its eye on you. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8605 If you had told me that they feed us to chickens, i would have jumped the board a few million years sooner 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8606 Not your side chick, not your hollaback girl, could be your trophy wife 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8607 I tell you Pablo, I'm being framed! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8608 and the worst part is I have to sing a stupid song when someone comes in the room. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8609 Easy come, easy go, will you let me go-oo? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8610 Lead us not into temptation! It looked real. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8611 Hey, do you know how much I paid to be mounted on this plaque? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8612 How did you get so hung up? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8613 Well the script said ‘trophy wife-like character.’ So forgive me for being a bit skeptical of the casting. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8614 Stop calling me a "trophy wife,", sis. It's better than being shark bait IMHO. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8615 My career never really went anywhere after the Sopranos gig. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8616 It's a genetic mutation 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8617 They said this school would set me up for life. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8618 You still want to be Catch of the Day? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8619 'With your voice, you'll be a star!' they said. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8620 Can't keep up? Hey, you're the one that wanted a trophy wife. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8621 I never really figured how how to master bait 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8622 I'm so FINished with you! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8623 Tell your mother I am happy and I’m not in any pain. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8624 Can you believe the lumber prices?!” (Forgot to hash tag my first one 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8625 The problem is you wear your anger on your plaque. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8626 Now that’s just showing off. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8627 I can’t do this anymore! You always put me up on a pedestal! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8628 ‘Your gonna need a bigger smote’ 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8629 Now I get how Vanilla Ice must’ve felt like 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8630 But I was born to sing! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8631 'Hold on! Stay right there, you can't pass over the board-er.' 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8632 This wasn’t what I had in mind when I asked to work from home! 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
8633 I'm on a plaque and I am angry about it. This is a less than ideal situation for me, a fish. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8634 Hey Fred! I said Take me to the RIVER…NOT mount me to a piece of wood, sell me for $19.95 and force me to entertain humans!!!” - Bill 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8635 I’m more than just a trophy wife, Carl! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8636 You too can sing with me, Dont worry, Be happy! 😂 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8637 Hey, I'm trophy here! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8638 Thankfully he doesn’t recycle 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8639 Is this how it turns out to be once you're famous? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8640 I told you...I have plaque sore eye ass is 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8641 He told me I was more than just a trophy 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8642 You'd better smarten up, or you're toast! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8643 You were the one that needed the trophy wife 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8644 Now if I can just find my sword! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8645 ”Ya gotta get me outta here, it’s evident I’ve been framed! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8646 Bro why are you hiding...because i am angry but i can't show it to the world. Being expressive is not an option... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8647 This is what you get for not listening to your mother. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
8648 I’m just a trophy husband to you! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
8649 I’m sick and tired of your “trophy wife” jokes! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8650 You think I like being someone's trophy. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8651 DONT GLOAT--THIS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8652 It's pretty obvious that I'm nothing but a trophy wife! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8653 Who are you calling a "trophy wife?" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8654 Go stuff it! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8655 I said 'bored' you heard 'board.' 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8656 All I remember is that I stupidly took the bait, and now I feel stiff as a board. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8657 Whatever! I would rather end up in the living room. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8658 I know, I know, you told me to keep my big mouth shut." Thomas Frizzell (Crockett, Texas 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8659 You try being part of a short-lived fad! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8660 This is an ocean? I asked to be taken to the river. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8661 I asked once too often and they took me to the river and put me in the water. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8662 View this plaque as you swim by As you are now so once was I As I am now, so might you be If you don't bite more carefully. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8663 Unlike you,I'll live forever! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8664 Don’t end up like me on a plaque somewhere. Don’t ever ever go for some food that’s hanging down from a line. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8665 When they said I'd be mounted, this idiot actually thought I'd get to ride a horse. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8666 You are a fish hung on a board and don’t float, disgraceful. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8667 All you hear is "If I could only be a fly on the wall"....what am I, smoked salmon? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8668 I didn't think they'd take the song literally! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8669 No, I don't find this funny 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8670 Watch your mount! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8671 I told you that's not what they meant by "we'll give you a huge platform!" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8672 No, “Take Me to the River” is not a good song. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8673 I feel destiny calling. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8674 From now on, attention will be paid. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
8675 You are my trophy wife! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8676 Did I not clearly sing take me to the _river_? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
8677 Wait! Why are you so bored with our relationship? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8678 Employee of the month, but still haven't got that raise yet... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8679 I was too angry to sing “Don ‘t Worry, Be Happy” so I had to settle for “ Take Me To The River!” 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8680 I feel like a fish out of water. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8681 Do I feel lucky? Well, DO YOU PUNK? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8682 What do you mean by I need to burst out of my bubble, Karen? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8683 You try singing the same song every day on command. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
8684 Judge all you want, but the dental is fantastic. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8685 My how the mighty have fallen 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8686 yeah, well I dance when you push the button 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8687 Let that sink in, Boy: Without goals life is worthless! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8688 Don’t be selfish, push the button! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8689 In 18 months, there will be more of ME in this ocean than YOU. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8690 What are you doing down here? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8691 You think this is bad? You should see the other guy… 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8692 Francine got me this for my birthday…..woah Fred I think she’s trying to tell you something. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8693 - Pranks are one thing, but this is ridiculous." "I married into the royal family, now I'm on display, completely lost my private life." " 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8694 They said I had to quarantine for two weeks 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8695 It’s very clear to me you can’t hang. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8696 Show the humans you can sing, they said. They’ll respect you, they said. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8697 Did you just tell me to not worry and be happy? 😠 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8698 You couldn’t stop at “give a man to fish” could you? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8699 They didn't even spell my name right. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8700 Wood you believe this? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8701 Welcome to the ocean,please provide your: name, social sea number, and coral of residence. If you fail to provide this information upon further questioning you will be promptly transferred to the Marianas prison facility. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
8702 My agent told me to be Insta-ready. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
8703 Don’t make fun of my singing! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
8704 ‘Do you like it? I found it in the net’ 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
8705 All team members get a trophy. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8706 What if it were you hanging up on this wall? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8707 No, I didn't get any 'work done.' 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8708 I thought you wanted a trophy husband 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8709 He was THIS tall and weighed 200 lb... 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8710 I'm sick & tired of you referring to me as your "Trophy Husband" when deep down inside you think of me as your "Ugly Bass-tard Pain In The Ass". 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8711 Man, do I got a bone to pick with the Talking Heads!" 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8712 Fishes are right. I have always been a trophy wife for you! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8713 FYI it says ‘your name here’. Listen kid, I’m telling’ ya, he means business” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8714 Don't EVER call me your trophy wife again! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8715 Sing me a song and I'll let you sit on this wood. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8716 Beware of shiny objects 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8717 They said they had to make room for colored fish and other minorities! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8718 This... is... your future... 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8719 I like to give something back to the fishermen who feed me. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8720 Underwater surfing Bill? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8721 It's so obnoxious that the humans expect me to sing every time they push a button 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8722 Hey! Father's Day is coming up, it's either this or we're fried fish!!! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8723 Forget planking, owling is the bew hype 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8724 If I have to sing “Baby Shark” one more time… 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
8725 This is a board meeting dammit, not this Zoomishness 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8726 I’m tired of being just a trophy wife. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8727 They finally gave in and took me to the river. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8728 I said, they've got the meat so come on over for dinner. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8729 I’m telling you,this is what happens when you buy something hook,line,& sinker ! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8730 Platter fish you say? Birch or Pine? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8731 You don’t feel a thing. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8732 Stay in school Son. They don't even let you sing sole. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8733 I went out with a splash, but don't be alarmed, I'll be resurrected in 3 days and we can feed the nation... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8734 I think you will enjoy retirement! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8735 Not anchovy, Allegory of the cave. Read it… 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8736 I’m ok guv I have been double jabbed, what pandemic? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8737 Well buddy I’m just a hook, line, and sinker.... Sea ya later pal 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8738 Why aren't you plastic! That's outrageous! That's unnatural! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8739 I am tired of being put up on a pedestal 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8740 I used to hate that face, but now I feel conflicted. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8741 That’s not my age! This measuring scale is kaput! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8742 Quarantine period 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8743 So then David Foster Wallace says, "What the hell is water?" 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
8744 I find your comments a little off the wall! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
8745 Stop pushing that damn button! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
8746 Hi! Even I can’t move around, I can live forever! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
8747 But my right side is my better profile, goddammit! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
8748 No thanks. I ate at Ruggio's and l'm stuffed 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8749 For $7.25 per hour, Billy can have the job. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
8750 Burst my bubble @nyjim12 your turn! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
8751 No matter what you might have heard, he was NOT a good friend of mine. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8752 Take it from me. If you see shiny objects, don't eat them! 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
8753 I fell for the ole bait and switch. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8754 Could you please stop introducing me as your trophy wife! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8755 I sleep with the fishes. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8756 The wood shortage is fake news 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8757 And the worst part?! He lied about my weight! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8758 I didn't think they were going to actually drop me in the water. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8759 I was once a trophy wife before being thrown overboard. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8760 Well,we all have different aspirations. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8761 You're never gonna make it, kid. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8762 So I’m stuffed, what’s it to you? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8763 Eye, Eye, Captain! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8764 I'm already late for school and now this! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8765 What! Haven’t you ever seen a trophy fishwife before? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8766 If you millennials would just work harder you could earn your way up to a plaque of your own instead of hanging out on mine all the time. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8767 Why aren't you in quarantine, already? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8768 They nailed me to a board and taught me to sing. So what? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8769 The Narcissus Century 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8770 Trying reverse psychology 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8771 They told me I would get bored during COVID. I didn’t realize this is what they meant 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8772 I really love you jack but I gotta survive"- ros 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
8773 It's better than driving an Uber. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
8774 Wrong department. This is ear worms. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8775 Your turn to find dinner! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8776 Never ever, ever, ever say again that "You're bored!" 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8777 This wasn’t what I had in mind when I said “Take me to the river”. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8778 It's just "Billy", okay pal? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8779 Because I’m a better singer than you - so there! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8780 This is your fate if you take the bait. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8781 Hey, don't blame me, all that bass-lighting caused your downfall! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8782 And in the of the zoom, you still sleeping 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8783 Projecting emotions “You are all over the place” 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8784 When she said she was looking for a trophy husband, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8785 What do you mean!? Of course I am seeing both sides of the situation! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
8786 You better plaque-up soon, George, if you ever want to be taken seriously in this life. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8787 It gets serious when you get to my age 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
8788 Apparently, they don't know the difference between the river and the ocean. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
8789 Fame ain't all it's cracked up to be! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8790 I had to go out on my own and look where it got me. That is why I tell you to stay in school. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8791 The fuck you say to me? Wide-eyed dopey fish-faced fuck. Did you just mumble 'take me to the river'? I gotta live with this shit, man. Why don't you come here and say that? I got two sticks of dynamite for you, just light the fuse. BOOM BOOM. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8792 You're bored?? I'm am a board !! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8793 Girl, you KNOW I look good up here. Murderous anglers don’t define me! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8794 That’s why you need to stay in school, so you don’t end up like me. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8795 It gets worse. Then they forced me to sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy," while laughing at my humiliation! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8796 They called me Hake. My name is Jake! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8797 Haven’t you seen a white elephant before? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8798 So what, at least I don't have plaque on my teeth. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8799 Is that my future? What shall I tell my children? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8800 But you said you would accept a trophy spouse and only a trophy spouse. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8801 When I look at you, I know that Roe v. Waves was wrongly decided. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8802 Stay out of my social bubble 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
8803 I've worked hard for this. How dare you saying there is something "fishy" about it 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
8804 I got labeled, and I'm going to embrace it! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8805 Now that you're dead, I can take over 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8806 ...and the song they make me sing isn't even good! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8807 Let's take it again from the top. You need to nail your addition into Fishlliard. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8808 At Least I am on a Platter 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8809 Harriett, this is not how I wanted to go. I told you a million times. No calling hours. No service. No viewings. Now look at me. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8810 Do you know ANY other songs?" 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8811 Son, let me tell you about my school hazing. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8812 My advice, kid? Get yourself a good publicist, learn a few songs, and keep your head above water. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8813 I'm sorry you had to 'walk the plank'. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8814 Joe sent me. NMFrieden@gmail.com 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8815 Sounds like a plan. I onboard! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8816 He came in first place and what did I get? - a bird’s eye view of middle class malaise. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8817 I do not have a hero complex! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8818 Boo, motherf*cker. I’m a ghost fish. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8819 '😂 Schooling nuff said' 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8820 ....and don't give me anymore of that fish out of water crap! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8821 I don’t think that’s what coach meant by “planks” 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8822 You wanna go up there?! THIS is what happens up there! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8823 What do you mean you got the Johnson and Johnson vaccine? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8824 Now you have a trophy wife. Happy? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8825 Be worried, not happy. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8826 So I give Ahab the old fish eye and say “You ain’t never gonna find a badder fish than me!”. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8827 Yet the plaque you’ve fashioned is much larger, and will continue to grow until you realize that fishkind is your business! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8828 Shut your big mouth Billy Bass. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8829 Enjoy each long, because in this you will be converted 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8830 Once they put you on a pedestal, they've got their hooks in you. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8831 You're nobody 'til somebody loves you. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8832 The name’s Art. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8833 The family has gotten so large that I had to get a second job. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8834 I was not born a trophy crownfish wife! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8835 Of all the fish in the sea. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8836 I needed to find myself in the most peculiar way; and this is who I am now. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8837 Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8838 Never give fish the ability to speak; despite their questionable intelligence, they can form well worded insults 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8839 Lip-syncing sucks 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8840 I couldn't take another day hanging around in that suburban hell. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8841 Well I think it 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8842 I would not try that karaoke bar if I were you! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8843 I was told it’s the latest glamour shots background craze 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8844 Total Basstard that guy! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8845 Get you're own plaque ,,, Oh and by the way I need 6 Feet ! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8846 Uncle Billy? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8847 Yeah Tony, it's show business and I am not going to give it up! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8848 It's a little confining but it impresses the females. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8849 At least they don't make me sign and dance. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8850 I asked for a surfboard...and got a a surf and turf board. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8851 Damn right I have a bone to pick with you. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8852 Call my dentist. I've got plaque build-up. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8853 A plaque on the wall alone is not enough these days. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8854 So they took you to the river? And dropped you in the water? I guess you got what you asked for... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8855 Sorry Charlie my ass! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8856 Hey, "Take Me to the River" is just a euphemism! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8857 I thought they were placing me on a plank to cook and eat. Turns out I'm stuck here. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8858 -“Jack... I’ll never let go. I promiss...”. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8859 Get inside this bubble, don’t you see how happy I am living here” said a very unhappy fish 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8860 Look, I didn't want me to come back here either. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8861 Needing recognition will be the death of me. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8862 Stay away from who offer you an easy profit. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8863 You're too young to understand anything! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8864 It was either this or join the army. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8865 My dentist says this plaque could cause fingivitis. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8866 I hear you’ve been calling me Larry’s trophy wife? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8867 I told you we needed two factor authentication! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8868 You think your fake I.D. will get you in better than this? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8869 It was horrible. First they hung me on the wall in front of everyone. Then I had to listen to the man telling them over how he caught me. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8870 That's the way how my wife wants to have me more time in home 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8871 Appreciate the water while you can.” “What’s water? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8872 I try not to get hung up on the plastic pollution problem. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8873 No, I will NOT sing for my supper. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8874 You should see what I did to the jerk that caught me! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8875 Being a trophy wife has a downside” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8876 And I went to Juilliard, for this? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8877 Back in the office? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8878 I was singing Take Me to the River, so they thew me in. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8879 -0- income tax bubble for big fish 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8880 I can't believe I fell for the oldest trick in the book! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8881 They insisted I sing 'Poker Face' instead. 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
8882 What did you expect? The Nobel Prize? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8883 We made a deal that I could keep my voice if I did the wall mount instead of legs. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8884 Maybe I do worry and struggle to be happy sometimes. But nobody ever asks! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8885 At my last visit to the dentist, he indicated it would be necessary to work on my plaque! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8886 You had to have a trophy wife !! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8887 I'm your Great Grandfish! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8888 I don’t feel so good. I think I caught that “Rona” from drinking too much all night. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8889 Hey hon, wanna get mounted? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8890 I know I've changed my tune, but it's time to worry. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
8891 I flatly have no interest in being a trophy wife. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8892 Thanks for the memories! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8893 You and your advice 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8894 Do I tell him? There’s plaque practically all over his teeth! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8895 Its coated with epoxy so it won't warp. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8896 I am so bored of singing "Take me to the river, drop me in the water." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8897 Let me circle back to you. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8898 He called me a trophy fish...that was the last straw. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8899 NO! I'm not Big Mouth Billy Bass! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8900 I’ve been warned about these briny deep fakes. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8901 How can you be bored already? We literally just got here 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8902 hey gomer, what are you looking at 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8903 «I tried to warn you you were fixating on things...» 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8904 I wish there was more to do down here, I’m board! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8905 Don’t get stuck in one plaque like me. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8906 Bait fish my ass! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
8907 what are you looking at? This thing saves from shark 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8908 As if the plaque wasn’t enough, now they want us to sing? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8909 I didn't really want to be taken to the river and dropped in the water. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8910 Hey, man. This is your parallel timeline. Wanna switch? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8911 You insisted I go for that worm, now, I hope you're happy! Dave Coriaty Fishers, IN 317-727-3201 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
8912 Listen, Jerry...I've had enough of your back-handed compliments! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8913 For the last time, no, I don't do "Freebird" 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8914 So I'm hoping for the best but planing for the worst. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8915 It's so demeaning to be called a trophy wife. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8916 And to this day, I can't detach from my role in The Sopranos. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8917 Okay, just don't say I told you so 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8918 Yeah, Big Mouth Billy Bass is my Dad. What about it??? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8919 The job wasn't quite as advertised... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8920 You were a trophy fish? Poor season! 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
8921 It's easy to have such a cavalier attitude when your very existence is not tied to powerful corporate interests. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8922 John, you said her name is Salome!?!? 1.0980 0.05053 51 49 0 2
8923 Swim on if you don't the song. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8924 You too can be a trophy fish. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8925 Get your own afterlife kit! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8926 It's just because I'm special. The chef's in fact. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8927 You really know how to push my buttons, Maude 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8928 Son, you won’t amount to anything if you don’t go to school. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8929 First they wanted to fish me out from here, now they sent me back, I guess they didn’t like that I still talked. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8930 I just think it’s time you start treating me like the prize I really am. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8931 It’s plastic land now, you weird folks get out. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8932 Hey, you wanted a trophy wife didn’t you? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8933 I served this puddle before you were roe and all I got was this floating device 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8934 @paulnoth “Well, I suppose it’s better than being stuck in plastic.” 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8935 Jeremiah was a bull frog 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8936 I didn't realize that the worm I had for breakfast had a hook in it. Then they gutted me and glued me to this board 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8937 ♪ Take me to the river ♪—oh wait...never mind. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8938 Am I anything more than a trophy husband to you? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8939 This is water??!! Wow David Foster Wallace was full of it… 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8940 I am telling you...I am making some money, but it`s not much fun being a living statute... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8941 you are in a bubble 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8942 I says to the Uber driver, I says 'You can get a half-handjob from my half-sister.' 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8943 It worked! Mmmm.... "Not really!" #timetravel #backtothefuture 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8944 Go to Hollywood you said... See your name in the lights you said... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8945 Trophy wife meets plenty of fish in the sea 🏆 🌊 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8946 don't be surprised. you're up next 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8947 You try keeping up with the school from with no right turns. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8948 No, damn it! The first name is Billy, not silly! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8949 One day, you'll be carefree on the wall. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8950 Really, how could you possibly bored with me? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8951 Go places, see the world”, you sai 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8952 I thought I was going to the dentist for my plaque treatment but it went to the taxidermist by mistake 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8953 they weren't Bee Gee fans so they threw me back. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8954 Why? I had my bladder removed. That's why!! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8955 'Take Me to the River' my fins - I'm a sea bass! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8956 Why move here if he's just going to complain about everything? I can't listen to this anymore. Everytime we get a new neighbor, god I just wonder when some yuppy guppy will take my spot. Or maybe I'm part of the problem? I try to shop local, but- 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8957 I guess my dream of going to law school is over. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8958 So I says, you talking’ to me!? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8959 This blows. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8960 Guess I didn’t fit in with the hipster aesthetic 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8961 I would sing it for you, but my battery died when they dropped me in the water. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8962 At least you will stay warm from the fireplace below. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8963 Bigger can be monumentally less than better." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8964 I RESENT being called a 'trophy wife!' 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8965 I won't be home for dinner. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8966 I keep going in circles. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8967 Stop calling me ‘Billy.’ 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8968 I know that some people live in a bubble, but this is fishy. Richard Lk. Samsel, Linden, NJ 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8969 It’s got me swimming in circles. Giac Consiglieri, Santa Rosa, Ca 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8970 I got the wrong filter on instagram 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8971 Good grief! It's not even mahogany! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8972 ‘The git forgot this is a catch and release lake...’ 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8973 She said I have too many hang ups 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8974 As Seen on the Ocean Floor 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8975 All my life, all I wanted was to be invited into the board room … 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8976 Yeah, I had my five seconds of fame... now I’m just another fish in the sea. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8977 Yes I know, you told me that yesterday, and the day before..." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8978 I guess ya can’t go home again! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8979 This ole man, he played one, he played knickknack on my thumb… 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8980 If you think this is bad, wait till you hear the latest trend. Once you’re caught, some dude will use you as bait in their Tinder photos. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8981 So that’s it, huh? Just learn to live with the fact I was caught by Freddy, age 13, just under 3 months ago, then stuffed and mounted on this board…Got any other sage advice? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8982 They have a weird understanding of "catch and release". 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8983 After demeaning me by dangling me from a hook, that motherfucker says, “Ohhh, this fish is too small for that space.” Next thing I know I’m back here with a board stuck to my ass. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8984 As if! You'd never make a Real Housewife, Susan. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8985 I'm much more than a trophy wife. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8986 ‘Take me to the shoreline, you said. It took electrodes and thousands of ‘Take me to the river’ to get back to you. Now, let’s go off the deep end. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8987 The laughs are great but I would do anything to get this fucking song out of my head. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8988 Tell Michael it was just business: I always liked the kid. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8989 Above all, don’t pick a 2-way fillet board to do your tricks on. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8990 I’m taking acting classes, so I can be a triple threat. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
8991 @war_imundo I’m here for the captions of my New Yorker caption. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
8992 I asked you to think inside the box and you always think outside the box🤷🙄 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
8993 Don’t worry, Be happy” they said. Now I have this horrible crick in my neck 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
8994 If you say I nailed that solo one more time... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8995 I swallowed an earworm and look what happened. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8996 Turns out it’s not all about that bass after all! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
8997 Learn from example: you are safer staying in school. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8998 Try to avoid plaque! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
8999 It’s fishy how everyone considers me just a catch and release trophy spouse 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9000 Whaddya mean I look like I'm just waiting to be caught? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9001 No,you don’t get to pick the song. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9002 She said "If you sing that damn song one more time, I'm throwing you back." And, so, here I am. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9003 You don't get it. Getting old is hard. Retirement is hard. I just wanted to see another side of life. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9004 My cousin Fisher had it worst; He was tied to a baby’s bottom and the video went viral 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
9005 'Ah that's what you mean by power of attachment' 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9006 I didn't mean this when I said knock on wood 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9007 Bb 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9008 Enjoy you freedom while you can, some day soon you’ll be on a. board next to me. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9009 They said you were looking for a trophy wife… 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9010 I asked for an isolation bubble and they gave me this. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
9011 It's a hard world up there. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9012 Gimme back that Filet-O-Fish Gimme that fish What if it were you Hanging up on this wall? If it were you in that sandwich You wouldn't be laughing at all! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9013 This is not what I expected when they reeled me in to sit on a board 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9014 ‘Stop staring and go’ grab me some cappuccino, you flighty animal’ 😉 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
9015 Better figure out a way not to get cooked! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9016 Stay low. That guy has a twisted understanding of "catch and release." 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9017 near yet so far 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9018 What? Do you think I look like a cold fish? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
9019 Don’t worry, be happy?” Easy for you to say, Mr. Not Stuck to a Piece of Wood 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
9020 « just don’t hitchhike » 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
9021 I just wish they'd foregrounded my good side. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
9022 This is not what I signed up for when I agreed to be his "trophy wife"! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
9023 Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a dam. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
9024 I’m game. Are you? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9025 All I said was, “Trophy wife...”! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
9026 Sorry, my friend. You should’ve gotten the vaccine. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9027 Just tell-’em Big Mouth Billy Bass has gone to the river. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9028 I didn't actually think they were going to 'take me to the water, put me in the river.'OK!? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
9029 And you have no idea what I’m saying. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9030 I’ve had it with this Billy Bass gig 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9031 Life goals. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9032 Well, my kids like my singing. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9033 Yeah, this is what happens when you drop out of school. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9034 Whaddya mean? I made it myself.” Erica Weingast, NY 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9035 What, I'm a walleye 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9036 For the last time, you are not my trophy wife! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9037 I told him to keep his mouth shut 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9038 See, this is what happens when you're a school dropout! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9039 Next time, you haze the weird looking fish. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
9040 Simple. Getting hooked isn't worth immortality. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
9041 Everyone knows that this is the first step of a singing career. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9042 I'm starting to wonder if he only thinks of me as some sort of trophy! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9043 come on board with me, feeling lonely out there 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9044 ‘Instagram versus reality’ 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9045 Do you ever just feel a little stuck ?!? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9046 Don’t worry,” you said. “Be happy!,” you said 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
9047 Hurry away before you become a gefilte fish 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9048 Then he said…Hold that pose … 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9049 Morning boys, how’s the wood? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9050 Maybe if you had a f—-ing business you were passionate about, you’d know what it takes to run a f—-ing business, but you don’t. So don’t even act like you know what I’m talking about. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9051 Yes, I KNEW it looked fishy. But that darn Sardine said You could hear the Catfish doing it.... 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9052 Only the biggest make it into the hall of frame. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9053 We can't spawn, you idiot, I'm Big Mouth Billy Bass! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
9054 Since I can’t sing, they make me mime! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9055 These new lewers are a real pain. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9056 I'm more than just some piece of meat you can show off to your friends. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9057 Go ahead, bite it," they said 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9058 Plaque happens! Brush twice daily. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9059 Be careful. The natives have let their restlessness get way out of control. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
9060 Sweetie, listen, trophy wife is NOT a career choice. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
9061 Nice new profile pic for your dating app. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
9062 If I hear one more freakin' walleye joke... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9063 I'll last forever. You're raw meant. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9064 When he asked if I wanted to be mounted, I had something entirely different in mind. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9065 Mounted,singing,wagging my tail for a living. Of course I’m miserable. 1.0889 0.02882 45 42 3 0
9066 and I never even got my filet o’ fish back 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9067 If one more of you says to me, ‘I’ll go before the oceans do. Knock on wood.’ ...You see where that’s gotten us? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9068 Billy? Haven't I seen you on one of those home shopping channels? Will you sing me a tune? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9069 And then I informed him that calling me a ‘trophy wife’ is not only sexist, but ableist. That shut him up. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9070 By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
9071 So you’ll do anything to big a big star, huh? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
9072 Don't you dare push that button, this is embarrassing enough. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
9073 Would you like to join my Covid bubble 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
9074 You thought they was kidding about swimming with the fishes?!? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
9075 They call me Billy and I have to keep singing "Down by the River... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
9076 What did I keep saying? Take me to the River. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
9077 I’m a filet-o-fish meathead. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
9078 You're telling me you haven't seen Forrest Gump?! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
9079 Give me back my Filet o’ Fish, give me that fish 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
9080 That’s my man, and imma stick beside him. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
9081 How dare you! I'm a prize weight. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
9082 Staying so long in this pond, I got board! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9083 Caught you looking! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9084 Calling in sick today. Do I pass? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9085 I got bored in school too. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9086 Why do humans always think it’s funny to mount us 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9087 and the Jews try to get you to smoke. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
9088 Sorry. I expect a little glamour in my trophy wife. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9089 What, you never saw planked whitefish before? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9090 They say I got grandma's eyes 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9091 Seriously, if you can’t get onboard with the new me, they just keep swimming! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9092 Where is your bubble mask, mate? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9093 They told me “don’t worry, be happy” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9094 Step 4, mount the DEAD..." Ah, I see, bloody IKEA 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
9095 When I sang ‘take me to the driver, drop me in the water,’ I didn’t mean LITERALLY. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9096 Go to college! Get a mortgage! Start a family! I want you to have the life I had 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9097 There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’ve gotta be trophy to be a catch. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9098 I swallowed the worm... but there was no t-shirt! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9099 When your ancestor returns for a scolding. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9100 They said I wouldn’t amount to much when I dropped out of school! Joke’s on them, still managed to land a trophy wife! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9101 Why so angry? You look very handsome on that elegant display of Honduras mahogony wood! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9102 At least you can still see my chocolate side. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
9103 Everyone does "sustainable" in their own way Edward. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9104 I'm sorry Sally. I'm just bored with you. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9105 Son, don't be in a hurry to get beyond your years of catch and release. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9106 Stuffed and mounted, not always in that order--that's fame for you. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9107 He always puts me on a pedestal 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
9108 'God decided to cut out the middle man." 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9109 Ya wanna hear a whale of a tale? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9110 This is what happens when you take a detour! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9111 Yes. It is called BLANKING. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9112 When he asked if I'd like to be his trophy wife, I should have realized it sounded fishy. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9113 I hate when you call me your trophy wife. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9114 Get back in the school or you will end up like this” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9115 I feel so use. He mounted me and just threw me back. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9116 Actually, I'm much more than a trophy wife! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9117 Make sure the school joins a union. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9118 Believe it or not this is the best type of plank 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9119 Fishy on the plaque: Hey Bud told you not to go explore that reef that day, never again trust those net and plastic, see what they did to me. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9120 GIVE ME THAT FILET-O-FISH, GIVE ME THAT FISH 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9121 In therapy: “I’ve been going through some mood swings since Covid started. I’m sure it’s nothing” 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9122 Honey, just…shut…up. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9123 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to get involved with the redecoration of the house! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9124 So it turns out he worked for McDonald's, NOT American Idol. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
9125 The reality can be turned around in two 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
9126 Did they say how long your stuffing will last? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
9127 Floss 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
9128 The threw me back; so it isn’t “all about that bass” after all!!! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
9129 Face it, we're low on the food chain. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9130 Get out of this place. Don't end up like me. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9131 I want you to know I'm more than just another trophy fish! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9132 Don’t go up there, no one I heard was as good at singing as I am 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9133 Being mounted means I can't swim so the outcome is going to be grim. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
9134 Are you happy now? I TOLD you there was a hook in that damned worm! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9135 You don’t know what it means to really get dumped. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9136 I don't wan to be a trophy fish. It's a trophy wife I want. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9137 Hank I kept telling you if you Stay in your Bubble… You end up like this 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9138 Recently I’ve felt like I’ve been talking to a wall @bianca__faith 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9139 Where is your PPE? We are in the middle of the latest wave! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9140 Have you even heard a bird singing, nay “rocking”, Robin? Now look at me? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9141 What are you looking at? I'm better than you 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9142 At least I want hung out to dry 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
9143 I'd like to chat some time, but right now I'm feeling "board." 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
9144 Don't worry! Be happy!" (please print with musical notes 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
9145 But you have the Iron Dome! What is your problem? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9146 ...and that is why I’m going on a hunger strike. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9147 We need somebody who not only didn’t have fish for dinner, but can fly this plane." Shoulda kept my mouth shut 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9148 What is this 'try it on for size' business? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9149 Beware of the surf board. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9150 What! I'm sure you've been bored in your life too!too 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9151 Being a Trophy White isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
9152 That's right! I am really bored. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9153 Wish I had known my dad 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9154 I didn't know the song "Take Me To The River" so they threw me in! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9155 My dentist told me fish can’t get plaque!! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9156 At least I'm sustainable. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9157 Ironically, my Big Mouth Billy Bass song is the Beatles' "Octopus' Garden" . . . contest 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9158 I'm staying in my bubble 'till the fat lady sings!! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9159 And after all that hard work to make it to the top of the mantle I ended up down here again 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9160 Don't Worry ... I'm training for politics. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9161 Have you ever felt like your life was in a bubble? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9162 so you’re telling me that the band has only been practicing don’t worry be happy? I’m only programmed to sing take me to the river! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9163 I’m stuck on this freaking filter. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9164 I am clearly a trophy wife 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9165 I'll have you know that I won the guy a pretty decent trophy. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9166 No. I will not be your trophy wife. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
9167 Can you believe they turned me into a singing fish? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9168 Take it from me. Don’t get hooked on becoming a trophy fish. George Mason 1111 Hermann Drive, 14B Houston, Tx 77004 714-523-136 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
9169 This new WFH ergo plank is glitchy. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9170 Take the gig," my agent says. "Who doesn't know that the 'river' is just a metaphor?" 5-year-old accidental ironist and budding supreme court justice, Trevor McTeague, that's who. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9171 Do worry, I am not happy! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
9172 Quick, call a fish 'sturgeon'. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9173 It's a side effect of fish Covid. Your respiration system develops a strange plaque. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9174 Son, don't believe them when they say you will be immortalized 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9175 Being the biggest fish in the lake isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9176 You don’t know how good you have it! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
9177 They missed the deadline for 'Catch and Release' 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9178 …and apparently ‘Catch and Release’ doesn’t technically preclude adding ‘Stuff’. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9179 I'm here to warn you- do not act fishy in any case... or you'll end up like me!! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9180 I'm on the highway to hotel! There's too much plastic here anyway. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9181 don't fall for the lure, you'll end up like me 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9182 No,I don’t consider myself a trophy wife! 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
9183 I don't care what you think. The fisherman said I 'looked good' on it before I escaped. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
9184 ....being a trophy wife is not all that it's cracked up to be. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9185 Yes, I know! but the singing in the bathroom was the worst of the humiliations. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9186 I got board swimming around all day 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9187 Being a trophy wife has its burdens 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9188 Learn from me son, you too can someday be a trophy fish, but there are some downsides 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9189 Being some fish’s trophy wife isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9190 Hey Junior, I may be a champion on a plaque, but I'm dead. Be careful out there. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9191 Best of all he loved the fall. The leaves yellow on the cottonwoods floating on the trout streams and above the hills. The high blue windless sky…Now he will be part of them forever. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9192 I got drip. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9193 At least I came BACK to the neighborhood! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9194 That's not the kind of plate that offers me to take revenge by slowly suffocation. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9195 I think I’m just tired of being a trophy wife. . 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
9196 Just visiting, I have to be back at the restaurant in a couple hours. And I don't need to hear another joke about somebody mounting me. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9197 He came to catch and release late in his life. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9198 Don't worry, beeee happy... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9199 Monk meets Mount-Batten 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9200 Being a 'trophy wife' just sunk to a new low 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
9201 You think you have problems with humans! I can't even get them to develop environmentally-friendly batteries. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9202 - Life is beautiful ... why are you so angry, bro? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
9203 Damn you Obamacare! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9204 Karaoke is not all its cracked up to be 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9205 Why do you always have to live in your own bubble? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9206 Told you I am a bait connoisseur!... I even got a trophy for my refined taste! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
9207 Don't worry about the plaque, just be happy I showed up. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
9208 I am framed..!" 🤷🏻‍♀ 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
9209 The best advice I can give you is to stay away from those damn nets!!! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9210 Yeah, they finally threw me back after the water boarding. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9211 He kept saying how big I was, and I was like so board... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9212 You've put me on a pedestal. I feel like I'm drowning. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9213 I thought the invitation was for hooking up. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9214 So? It'll happen anyway. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9215 Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9216 - Wood You believe ...? - Yep. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9217 Livin’ in your own bubble, huh? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9218 Listen kid, be careful not to eat plastic or you will end up like me. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9219 This virtual reality game is just like the real thing.” - fish in the year 2025 when they too do not want to leave the hous 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
9220 They don't make us like they used to. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9221 The dentist says I need this plaque removed. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9222 Me?, iIm the one that got away --but you can never really get away, can you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9223 I wasn’t worrying, I was being happy, and look where I am now!? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9224 Are you happy now Judas? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9225 If you can’t “Take me to the River” that’s fine but I’ve asking for a while. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9226 Did you get work done? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9227 I take off being vegan for one day... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9228 No, I just wish he'd wait. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9229 I’m beginning to believe a lot less in evolution. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9230 But at Least I Know What a Mantelpiece is! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9231 If you don’t stay with your school, you won’t become a trophy fish like me. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9232 Fish on left…Why the plate? Fish on right…I’m telling you everyone is now ordering everything on a ready to serve basis 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9233 Have you heard of the church of big mouth bassists? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9234 ...and another thing... 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9235 I went to an estate sale last weekend 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
9236 Early Worm Gets the Fish 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9237 It’s a cutting-edge anti-aging treatment I saw on TikTok. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9238 ...and out of nowhere, the wife up an takes me to the river! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
9239 It's really not that bad. They've made advancements in taxidermy and I have less fishy smells these days. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
9240 I went to the spine doctor to straighten me out. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
9241 No, it’s not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be a trophy husband 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
9242 Fossilized in the moment 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
9243 I'm a boarding school basstard. Bite me. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9244 My dad was a Plaque fish, why do you ask? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9245 There he is, the freak with an extra eye on the front of his face, instead of just two eyes either side! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9246 At least I’m the one that can sing. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9247 They chanted that every fish has its right to live in the sea. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9248 I mouthed off one too many times, said Billy. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9249 She said I never change my tune. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9250 follow the advice of those who know more 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9251 I quit my job when my boss called me Alexa 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9252 How’s this for amounting to nothing Hank? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9253 They said I took the papers of transit but I tell ya I was framed. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9254 Sing this song again and I will rip your head off! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9255 I don’t wanna be where the people are, I don’t wanna see, don’t wanna see them dancing… 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9256 So I go to my dentist, and he says, Jack, you've got to be flossing more. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9257 I schooled her when she called me a "trophy wife"! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9258 Why are you always with this dead fish look on your face? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9259 ‘’And I thought I was board before’’ 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9260 Well, my name's not Billy and I don't sing either. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9261 So I said to myself, just one more and I'll call it a day, and that, junior, is how you end up like this. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9262 That was one Truth or Dare too many. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9263 Is it possible to change my destiny ? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9264 This is what happens when someone DMs you asking to collab 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
9265 How is it going over here? Nothing changes since you left. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
9266 You know nothing of fashion. This look is all the rage in the Atlantic. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
9267 Oh, to be a fish on that wall... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9268 Worry, Billy Jnr. Don't just be happy. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9269 I couldn't find a waterproof mask 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
9270 ... I don’t understand why I can’t come in your covid friends and family bubble ! 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
9271 ‘You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?’ 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9272 I appreciate the nomination, but now I'm stuck on the school board. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
9273 Don't EVEN ask me to sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy" and flap my tail!!! I have to do that EVERY time he walks by. It's a real pain if he decides to start packing back & fourth!! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
9274 That's my plank and I'm sticking to it!! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9275 "They're now getting rid of monuments up there...and it turns out I was caught by a Confederate general. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9276 As a crown delicacy I've chosen to be protected from French spearfishing. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9277 Kayleigh, you were right. I was wrong. He took my name, my songs. Not even a thank you! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9278 No one tells Billy to "smile more" when he's performing. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
9279 Grandma? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
9280 Guess I’m a Lake Truot now. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
9281 What the fuck do you think you're looking at? I'm the Jesus Christ of fish. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
9282 Aha! They took you off your plaque? I always suspected you were once a Confederate fish! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
9283 Don’t fall for the bait or you will end up like me. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
9284 Hindsight is 20/20... 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
9285 See what they do to you when you evolve! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
9286 I'm telling you ...... going vegetarian is the only way to be sure. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
9287 If you don’t learn to keep your mouth shut, you’ll wind up like me! Robert E. Mayer, 2294 S. Stonebridge Road, Warsaw. IN 46580, age 92 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
9288 And that day, Timmy had tried his fin at surfing for the last time. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
9289 the more stuck to your patterns and inner prisons , more you get annoyed by the other’s liberty 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
9290 I didn't go to school all those years only to become a trophy fish!" 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
9291 Gone but not forgotten 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
9292 My wife made me, but luckily the procedure is reversible 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
9293 It isn't good, lumber prices are through the roof 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9294 Don't let them hear you sing, "Take Me To The River"! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9295 NO! You can't mount me too! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9296 Not what I meant when i said I wanted you to put me on a pedestal” @eugeneinaustin @phoebetanggy heh 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9297 „You‘re still young. Get a real job. As an artist sooner or later you‘ll drown .“ 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9298 Bass in your face 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9299 Narendra Modi to citizens of India- No, I do not live inside a bubble. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9300 ‘The sign said carpentry’ 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9301 Apparently they wanted something with more bass!” “At least they practice catch-and-release… 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9302 You dont look like your picture 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
9303 I’m not ‘pUtTiNg MySeLf On DiSpLaY;’ I’m an entrepreneur. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
9304 Just a word of caution. The taxidermist doesn't fill out your 1040! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9305 Remember that night in the Garden you came into my dressing room and you said, 'Kid, this ain't your night, we're going for the price on Wilson"? I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody. You was my brother,Charley, 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9306 capitalist pig 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9307 I’m sick of being a trophy husband 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9308 Yeah…I’m Billy Bass and you better keep your mouth shut if you know what’s good for you. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9309 Still skipping "school" and getting high on drugs, are we? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9310 Don Don't laugh... at least I didn't get eaten like your Aunt Betty 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9311 He was a stallion. He thought the world of me. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9312 These fake fish from climate change deniers have really dropped in quality during the pandemic. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9313 Stop with the lip-synching and join in singing the song! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
9314 Wait, how do YOU know I was out partying with Big Mouth Billy and the boys last night? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9315 I warned ya, "shrimp and scallops are not your friends"! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9316 There 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9317 I thought he said "en blanc" not "on plank"! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9318 Sure, try the silver one’s, they’re delicious! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9319 Nothing comes easy! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9320 At first, it’s heaven, all the worms you can eat. Then, before you know it, they’re giving you a plaque, hanging you on the wall, and looking for the next big fish. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9321 The stress of climate change; we used to be so calm. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9322 Yes, but how could it possibly be a new haircut?? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9323 You aren't getting any younger -chop chop. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9324 Stay in school, son, or you'll wind up like me. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9325 I told you see-der plank but you wouldn’t listen. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9326 Go get your shot and stop living inside your bubble 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9327 I told you they weren't ready for my stationary coverband stick 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9328 Ariel gave us false info 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9329 Don’t worry be happy, I can take you to the river. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9330 I am not a loser! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9331 His wife finally did "Take Me to the River" and threw me in it. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9332 Dental Caries, my ass. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9333 Yes... Singing WAS a bad idea! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9334 Believe me, son, you don't want to go up there. They'll keep you in a home office prison, cast you away when you stop singing on command and then, just when you think it's all over, a group from Australia will sexualise you in a cartoon. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9335 My last girlfriend dumped me. She said I was too one-dimensional. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9336 Yeah, fish gotta swim, but my market value swamps yours. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9337 Watch out or you'll end up here. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9338 Keep swimming that way and you’ll never go no where 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9339 ‘The Dentist did warn me, that the plaque would be visible if I didn’t floss’ 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9340 I wouldn’t laugh if I were you. Yes, I was a pandemic house purchase they regretted, but fishing has opened up again. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9341 I said plaque, not plank. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9342 No! You are more than a trophy wife! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9343 I'm now just a Walleye that was forced aboard. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9344 The screws are on the back!! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9345 Don’t judge me until you have swum a nautical mile with my fins! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9346 Is this my future? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9347 I like the consistency of my synthetic partner. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9348 Why would you ask about Splinters! I had a metal hook in my mouth This isn't Even my good side This catch, mount, and release thing isn't working for me 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9349 Take it from me - don’t ever marry a trophy wife without a prenup! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9350 Don’t judge me! Everyone was doing it back in the 70s 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9351 Guess I should have said, “take me off this plaque, take me to the river...” 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9352 They kept asking for that filet-o-fish jingle. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9353 Hey, buddy, I don't want to hear it! You've got more plaque on your teeth. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9354 Fancy sea-ing you here” - THAT guy at your ten year high “school” reunion 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9355 I’m going to hang out at The Wall. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9356 Hey Billy. Looks like they took you to the river and threw you in the water! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
9357 Remember what they said about the grass is always greener on the other side. Well…. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
9358 No. I wouldn't say I'm "bored" STEVE! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
9359 So this is what ego death looks like... 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
9360 The decorations here are so tacky 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
9361 Hi ! my first outgoing after the pandemic. I am a little rusty, and I came in my comfy clothes. How are you? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
9362 you've always known how to push my button! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
9363 Take me to the river, I said. Drop me in the water.... 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
9364 Hey you! Can you get me down from here? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
9365 #You want this kind of freedom? It only comes from taking the plunge into owning your own business- join my MLM to see how!” 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
9366 Thought I was dead! Mounted me! Then flushed me down the toilet! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
9367 I am here to-night to warn you that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate. A chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
9368 You are all living in a simulation, buddy 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
9369 I'm your father!(like Darth Vader) Get me outta here so I can continue being a good father to you! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
9370 Loosen up Mark, you’re looking a little stiff 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9371 Bullet dodged. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9372 Tony Soprano thought I should sleep with the fishes. What's your story? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9373 What?!...it was practically free.. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
9374 Your behavior does matter, Dorian. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9375 Yes, your damn dry dream came true! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9376 I’m bigger than this! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9377 'I told ya not to go around chasing any ole tail you see...' 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9378 At least I got my life togerher. When are you going to? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9379 I’m not angry I just died this way 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9380 yes, as a matter of fact I am bored 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
9381 (1)Ladies first my a** (2) I’m bored 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9382 DON’T KNOCK IT ‘ TIL YOU TRIY IT!! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
9383 Ask me if I'm "board" and I'll kill you. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
9384 They made me sing! They made me sing, "don't worry, be happy"! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
9385 I asked for a surfboard, not a cutting board! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
9386 I had a heck of a weekend, let me tell you.. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
9387 I get to choose my own camo, Jack! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9388 Who the hell is Devin Dreeshen? 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
9389 Look down on this gig all you want, every singer has to start somewhere. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9390 I created the best anti pandemic system 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9391 I'm kind of a big shot around here. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9392 I'm not looking for a trophy wife. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9393 I was on Fauci's wall; I'll take my chances with the sharks. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9394 Let’s get served as a perfectly complete fossil. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
9395 🎼Johnny be good🎼 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
9396 I FEEL SO BOARD, REEFER, REEFER EVERYONE, BUT NOT AN OUNCE TO SMOKE, "I COULDA BEEN SO TENDER". 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
9397 …..just so you can claim to have a trophy wife??? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
9398 Won't you please be my trophy? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
9399 Whaddya mean, how was my first day back at school? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
9400 You HAVE to try these hook-shaped minnows, they're to die for..." Well, I know I'm a sucker, but you are one sick guppie 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
9401 Break the boundary the world is yours 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
9402 Stop staring. Haven't you ever heard of a trophy-wife? Well . . . 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
9403 The caste was gone, Yet the stomach did not fill. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9404 I'm sick of being your trophy catch! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
9405 Call me ‘Big Mouth’ one more time and you’ll be sleeping with, well, you know. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
9406 And you say it's wrong being called a trophy wife? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
9407 Don't worry be happy my TAILFIN, 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
9408 Yeah. I’m baffled also. I don’t know why they say my kind is extinct 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
9409 Stop calling me your 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
9410 I wouldn't say that I am resting on my laurels. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0