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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-06-06T18:26:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-06-20T18:27:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-06-14T18:27:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 21, 2021 |
Number of captions | 4514 |
Number of responses | 566563 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Honey can you close the door? I’m in a meeting. | 1.8669 | 0.01208 | 4448 | 1778 | 1484 | 1186 |
1 | I’m secretary of the exterior. | 1.8369 | 0.01159 | 5033 | 2179 | 1496 | 1358 |
2 | My company rehired me as an outside consultant. | 1.8044 | 0.01282 | 3788 | 1621 | 1287 | 880 |
3 | The most unbelievable part of this cartoon is that there are open parking spaces. | 1.7938 | 0.01705 | 2372 | 1112 | 637 | 623 |
4 | Your 3 o’clock is waiting behind that tree. Shall I send him in? | 1.7765 | 0.01957 | 1611 | 717 | 537 | 357 |
5 | Yes, Helen, I'll be home for lunch. | 1.7697 | 0.01173 | 4621 | 2124 | 1437 | 1060 |
6 | This was as far as the wi-fi goes | 1.7660 | 0.01710 | 1927 | 821 | 736 | 370 |
7 | It’s an entry-level position. | 1.7659 | 0.01448 | 2995 | 1373 | 950 | 672 |
8 | Our company is going public. | 1.7653 | 0.01410 | 3042 | 1361 | 1034 | 647 |
9 | You're right, the neighbors WiFi is better. | 1.7647 | 0.01478 | 2703 | 1191 | 957 | 555 |
10 | Tell him I’m out. | 1.7635 | 0.01370 | 3256 | 1470 | 1086 | 700 |
11 | Tell them I'm not in. | 1.7599 | 0.01409 | 3057 | 1383 | 1025 | 649 |
12 | Call me on my outside line. | 1.7543 | 0.01480 | 2739 | 1241 | 930 | 568 |
13 | They keep asking if I've got lemonade. | 1.7483 | 0.01540 | 2586 | 1200 | 837 | 549 |
14 | My boss said we could slowly transition back to the office. Next week I’ll be by the bus stop. | 1.7477 | 0.01615 | 2299 | 1052 | 775 | 472 |
15 | Yes, dear. I'll come straight home after work. | 1.7471 | 0.01547 | 2392 | 1063 | 871 | 458 |
16 | Fired? No, they just kicked me to the curb. | 1.7443 | 0.01776 | 1889 | 866 | 640 | 383 |
17 | Yes, I'm wearing pants. | 1.7430 | 0.01630 | 2331 | 1098 | 734 | 499 |
18 | I'm still not wearing pants. | 1.7428 | 0.01858 | 1800 | 850 | 563 | 387 |
19 | I'll be home late tonight. Unless it rains. | 1.7388 | 0.01784 | 1811 | 820 | 644 | 347 |
20 | I got promoted to the front office. | 1.7370 | 0.01588 | 2373 | 1104 | 789 | 480 |
21 | The hot dog guy got the corner office. | 1.7347 | 0.01700 | 2054 | 954 | 691 | 409 |
22 | Because everyone in my Zoom meeting could hear you snoring. | 1.7299 | 0.01754 | 2029 | 981 | 615 | 433 |
23 | I told you nobody would notice my missing pants. | 1.7297 | 0.01476 | 3137 | 1610 | 765 | 762 |
24 | Shall I say you're in, or out? | 1.7232 | 0.01727 | 1951 | 912 | 667 | 372 |
25 | Corporate says I can't work from home anymore; but I discovered a loophole. | 1.7220 | 0.01647 | 2083 | 958 | 746 | 379 |
26 | I'll be home by 5 assuming no traffic. | 1.7065 | 0.02415 | 1005 | 485 | 330 | 190 |
27 | My boss told me to transition slowly back to the office. | 1.7041 | 0.01934 | 1406 | 639 | 544 | 223 |
28 | I'm with Teachers Without Schools. | 1.7026 | 0.01775 | 1866 | 908 | 605 | 353 |
29 | Eat without me. I'm hung up at work and traffic's a mess. | 1.6951 | 0.01902 | 1653 | 823 | 511 | 319 |
30 | I've got Timmy on line two asking for his cereal. | 1.6907 | 0.02031 | 1371 | 665 | 465 | 241 |
31 | Technically, I'm not working from home anymore. | 1.6877 | 0.02144 | 1111 | 511 | 436 | 164 |
32 | I'm finally getting the foot traffic that my business has always needed. | 1.6864 | 0.02207 | 1100 | 521 | 403 | 176 |
33 | The Doctor said to work out more. | 1.6845 | 0.02068 | 1401 | 710 | 423 | 268 |
34 | See? My MBA got me a job on The Street. | 1.6814 | 0.02114 | 1331 | 675 | 405 | 251 |
35 | I am not going back in there until you get vacinated | 1.6810 | 0.02096 | 1326 | 665 | 419 | 242 |
36 | Our office is offering curbside now. | 1.6788 | 0.02070 | 1286 | 627 | 445 | 214 |
37 | It's great to work outside the home again. | 1.6749 | 0.02123 | 1215 | 594 | 422 | 199 |
38 | I'm still not wearing any pants. | 1.6731 | 0.02306 | 1199 | 642 | 307 | 250 |
39 | They said we can keep working from home so I picked yours! | 1.6713 | 0.02208 | 1156 | 578 | 380 | 198 |
40 | I’m gradually getting back to the office. | 1.6651 | 0.02230 | 1060 | 516 | 383 | 161 |
41 | Just tell 'em I'm not in! | 1.6628 | 0.02270 | 1023 | 500 | 368 | 155 |
42 | But I told the class I'd grade their finals on a curb. | 1.6625 | 0.02419 | 1028 | 541 | 293 | 194 |
43 | Best commute I’ve ever had! | 1.6625 | 0.02376 | 1028 | 530 | 315 | 183 |
44 | All they told me was that I couldn't work from home anymore. | 1.6592 | 0.02353 | 986 | 494 | 334 | 158 |
45 | I'll be home for lunch! | 1.6585 | 0.02343 | 975 | 484 | 340 | 151 |
46 | Are you coming home for lunch? | 1.6568 | 0.02355 | 950 | 469 | 338 | 143 |
47 | My boss said I couldn't work from home today | 1.6535 | 0.02410 | 912 | 454 | 320 | 138 |
48 | Tell him I'm working out" | 1.6494 | 0.02548 | 867 | 449 | 273 | 145 |
49 | What's the Becker's Wi-Fi password again? | 1.6487 | 0.02642 | 854 | 457 | 240 | 157 |
50 | You said I should work out today | 1.6472 | 0.02568 | 839 | 432 | 271 | 136 |
51 | They told me I couldn’t work from home anymore. | 1.6468 | 0.02531 | 838 | 425 | 284 | 129 |
52 | Sure, when it’s a little kid selling lemonade nobody bats an eye | 1.6459 | 0.02600 | 833 | 434 | 260 | 139 |
53 | 'I thought they said work from anywhere.' | 1.6448 | 0.02525 | 822 | 413 | 288 | 121 |
54 | This is my first step toward getting back to the office. | 1.6436 | 0.02512 | 808 | 401 | 294 | 113 |
55 | Most of my customers are walk-ins. | 1.6435 | 0.02627 | 805 | 418 | 256 | 131 |
56 | Want me to pick anything up on the way home? | 1.6435 | 0.02685 | 805 | 428 | 236 | 141 |
57 | Just say that I'm out | 1.6429 | 0.02638 | 801 | 417 | 253 | 131 |
58 | We’re transitioning working from home to working from front stoop. | 1.6429 | 0.02949 | 798 | 470 | 143 | 185 |
59 | Forget about the desk, Bob. Three open parking spots! | 1.6429 | 0.02652 | 798 | 417 | 249 | 132 |
60 | I thought I’d try out a new zoom background. | 1.6405 | 0.02966 | 612 | 314 | 204 | 94 |
61 | Well, HR couldn’t explain what ‘hybrid’ was either, so… | 1.6386 | 0.02569 | 761 | 378 | 280 | 103 |
62 | Oh, and some sunscreen. | 1.6377 | 0.02665 | 726 | 366 | 257 | 103 |
63 | Yes, I remembered pants. | 1.6371 | 0.02737 | 744 | 391 | 232 | 121 |
64 | It's so nice to work around other people again! | 1.6316 | 0.02714 | 703 | 359 | 244 | 100 |
65 | I asked the editor to put me back on the street, and this was his response. | 1.6316 | 0.02867 | 703 | 380 | 202 | 121 |
66 | Work said they wanted me to start transitioning back to the office | 1.6314 | 0.02692 | 708 | 360 | 249 | 99 |
67 | 'Hi Mrs. Bensonhurst - good news - if you set up a sidewalk office you can deduct all of 71st Street as a business expense.' | 1.6309 | 0.02866 | 699 | 377 | 203 | 119 |
68 | They said I can work from anywhere now! | 1.6306 | 0.02738 | 693 | 355 | 239 | 99 |
69 | Management was very clear that we would start moving back to the office in stages. | 1.6306 | 0.02768 | 693 | 359 | 231 | 103 |
70 | If restaurants can move their business onto the sidewalk why can’t I ? | 1.6303 | 0.02847 | 687 | 365 | 211 | 111 |
71 | I’m starting to think the table on the sidewalk thing, only works with restaurants... | 1.6290 | 0.02812 | 682 | 357 | 221 | 104 |
72 | If the kids can sell lemonade, I'm certain I can sell insurance policies! | 1.6254 | 0.02843 | 654 | 341 | 217 | 96 |
73 | If he calls, tell him I'm not in. | 1.6252 | 0.02935 | 651 | 350 | 195 | 106 |
74 | No, you haven't had any calls, just requests for lemonade and cookies. | 1.6234 | 0.02893 | 640 | 337 | 207 | 96 |
75 | Your mail has been crammed into your box, Grubhub is holding on line one, and the Jehovah's Witnesses are making their presentation at noon. | 1.6220 | 0.02949 | 627 | 334 | 196 | 97 |
76 | I’m back to work. Make your own breakfast. | 1.6212 | 0.02938 | 623 | 330 | 199 | 94 |
77 | I’m slowly transitioning back to the office. | 1.6193 | 0.02908 | 612 | 319 | 207 | 86 |
78 | I'm done working from home, but I liked the short commute. | 1.6184 | 0.02905 | 608 | 316 | 208 | 84 |
79 | The commute went smoothly, thanks for asking!” | 1.6159 | 0.02952 | 591 | 309 | 200 | 82 |
80 | My day is pretty packed but I'll try to get home for dinner. | 1.6156 | 0.03050 | 588 | 317 | 180 | 91 |
81 | We voted to continue working from home, so we chose yours. | 1.6156 | 0.03029 | 614 | 336 | 178 | 100 |
82 | You said I should get out more. | 1.6153 | 0.02946 | 590 | 308 | 201 | 81 |
83 | No, thanks. I'll eat at my desk. | 1.6128 | 0.02903 | 594 | 308 | 208 | 78 |
84 | If I want to compete, I have to offer curbside service. | 1.6110 | 0.03109 | 563 | 305 | 172 | 86 |
85 | Honey, can you bring down my pants? | 1.6085 | 0.03248 | 544 | 304 | 149 | 91 |
86 | Mom! I told you not to call me at work! | 1.6074 | 0.03193 | 540 | 296 | 160 | 84 |
87 | It’s phase one of return to the office. | 1.6063 | 0.03024 | 541 | 282 | 190 | 69 |
88 | This is even better than the corner office. | 1.6050 | 0.03203 | 524 | 285 | 161 | 78 |
89 | Honey, my video conference is over, will you bring me my slacks? | 1.6049 | 0.03213 | 529 | 290 | 158 | 81 |
90 | It’s a great Zoom background. | 1.6042 | 0.03151 | 523 | 280 | 170 | 73 |
91 | Can you get me an extension cord? | 1.6038 | 0.03198 | 530 | 290 | 160 | 80 |
92 | I’ll be home shortly. | 1.6000 | 0.03241 | 500 | 271 | 158 | 71 |
93 | Work feels rather pedestrian today. | 1.6000 | 0.03179 | 505 | 270 | 167 | 68 |
94 | I'm just down the stairs if you need me. | 1.5996 | 0.03169 | 502 | 267 | 169 | 66 |
95 | You were right, I should've worn pants. | 1.5981 | 0.03272 | 520 | 291 | 147 | 82 |
96 | My boss only said I had to be at my desk | 1.5977 | 0.03301 | 512 | 287 | 144 | 81 |
97 | My petition for you to put the toilet seat down has gathered 64 signatures | 1.5958 | 0.03524 | 480 | 279 | 116 | 85 |
98 | You have Rachael Ray at nine, Maury at eleven, and your quarterly Earnings call with Wall Street at 1:30, so don’t forget to change your top. | 1.5933 | 0.03417 | 477 | 269 | 133 | 75 |
99 | The agent said a home office would add another $400k to the sale price | 1.5932 | 0.03230 | 472 | 251 | 162 | 59 |
100 | Honey, I changed my Zoom background! | 1.5932 | 0.03312 | 472 | 257 | 150 | 65 |
101 | They said work from home. They didn’t say it had to be mine.” | 1.5931 | 0.03421 | 467 | 261 | 135 | 71 |
102 | Can you please shut the door? I’m on a Zoom call, thanks! | 1.5928 | 0.03434 | 474 | 268 | 131 | 75 |
103 | Good news—they're moving me to the corner office! | 1.5909 | 0.03478 | 462 | 262 | 127 | 73 |
104 | Chill, Mom, I'm double vaxxed and outside. But, yes, thank you, I would like some pants. | 1.5903 | 0.03443 | 454 | 253 | 134 | 67 |
105 | No, I said I’m gradually returning to the office. | 1.5896 | 0.03119 | 463 | 238 | 177 | 48 |
106 | We're gradually transitioning back to the office. | 1.5895 | 0.03263 | 458 | 244 | 158 | 56 |
107 | You did say you wanted to see me at my desk first thing this morning. | 1.5894 | 0.03435 | 453 | 252 | 135 | 66 |
108 | The WiFi is stronger out here | 1.5889 | 0.03482 | 450 | 253 | 129 | 68 |
109 | Traffic is unusually heavy, so I might be a little late tonight. | 1.5888 | 0.03172 | 484 | 258 | 167 | 59 |
110 | I’m working my way to a nice corner office. | 1.5869 | 0.03363 | 443 | 240 | 146 | 57 |
111 | I curbed my enthusiasm. | 1.5854 | 0.03624 | 439 | 255 | 111 | 73 |
112 | Don’t be alarmed. I’m just using your house as a new Zoom background. | 1.5849 | 0.03556 | 436 | 248 | 121 | 67 |
113 | I told you that I needed to start working outside the home. | 1.5849 | 0.03279 | 436 | 230 | 157 | 49 |
114 | We’re ready for your exit interview. | 1.5847 | 0.03419 | 431 | 235 | 140 | 56 |
115 | I was sick of working from home | 1.5824 | 0.03319 | 443 | 239 | 150 | 54 |
116 | You're the one who said I should get out more. | 1.5822 | 0.03403 | 426 | 231 | 142 | 53 |
117 | Don't ruin my Zoom Background! | 1.5803 | 0.03484 | 436 | 245 | 129 | 62 |
118 | I love working outside the home. | 1.5761 | 0.03669 | 401 | 229 | 113 | 59 |
119 | I’ve decided to go back to working outside the home. | 1.5761 | 0.03652 | 401 | 228 | 115 | 58 |
120 | This desk job does have a certain curb appeal | 1.5746 | 0.03663 | 402 | 230 | 113 | 59 |
121 | Okay, I lied. They didn't open the office up again: I just needed some space. | 1.5722 | 0.03603 | 388 | 216 | 122 | 50 |
122 | You told me I needed to work out, dear | 1.5714 | 0.03717 | 385 | 220 | 110 | 55 |
123 | Close the door, I need a little privacy! | 1.5711 | 0.03718 | 380 | 216 | 111 | 53 |
124 | My latest clients opted for curbside pickup. | 1.5711 | 0.03699 | 380 | 215 | 113 | 52 |
125 | All the corner offices were taken. | 1.5697 | 0.03715 | 409 | 241 | 103 | 65 |
126 | I thought I should start working out. | 1.5691 | 0.03916 | 376 | 224 | 90 | 62 |
127 | I'm transitioning from working at home. | 1.5689 | 0.03384 | 399 | 214 | 143 | 42 |
128 | I'm not wearing any pants, either. | 1.5681 | 0.03725 | 389 | 225 | 107 | 57 |
129 | I’m working remotely today. | 1.5674 | 0.03498 | 393 | 216 | 131 | 46 |
130 | I thought I’d change my desktop background today | 1.5672 | 0.03618 | 409 | 236 | 114 | 59 |
131 | Nothing on the calendar again today, Mr. Trump | 1.5656 | 0.03814 | 389 | 231 | 96 | 62 |
132 | I'm not moving back in until you promise to wear clothes while I'm on Zoom calls! | 1.5642 | 0.03836 | 358 | 206 | 102 | 50 |
133 | I'm easing myself back to the office. | 1.5642 | 0.03774 | 358 | 203 | 108 | 47 |
134 | Would you please bring me a cup of coffee and a pair of pants? | 1.5625 | 0.03928 | 352 | 206 | 94 | 52 |
135 | Tell them I'm outside the office for a meeting | 1.5623 | 0.03726 | 377 | 217 | 108 | 52 |
136 | I've decided to offer curb-side service. | 1.5620 | 0.03796 | 363 | 209 | 104 | 50 |
137 | I am not really ready for back to work, but it's a start. I'll be home at 4. | 1.5609 | 0.03621 | 353 | 193 | 122 | 38 |
138 | Can you bring down the kitchen table and chairs? I have clients coming at noon. | 1.5609 | 0.03837 | 353 | 203 | 102 | 48 |
139 | I’m weaning myself from working at home. | 1.5602 | 0.03548 | 357 | 193 | 128 | 36 |
140 | I always had a dream of working on Wall Street. | 1.5580 | 0.03745 | 362 | 207 | 108 | 47 |
141 | I needed some space | 1.5575 | 0.03756 | 339 | 189 | 111 | 39 |
142 | I’m working hard to put a roof over my head. | 1.5574 | 0.03968 | 366 | 222 | 84 | 60 |
143 | I'm easing my way back to the office. | 1.5562 | 0.03622 | 338 | 183 | 122 | 33 |
144 | Three people paid me to stop giving free advice. | 1.5562 | 0.04013 | 338 | 200 | 88 | 50 |
145 | The boss said she's open to a phased return to the office. | 1.5562 | 0.03622 | 338 | 183 | 122 | 33 |
146 | Oh great, you’re up. Can I borrow your laptop? Someone stole mine. | 1.5543 | 0.03990 | 350 | 210 | 86 | 54 |
147 | You knew I was a receptionist when we got married. | 1.5543 | 0.03877 | 341 | 197 | 99 | 45 |
148 | My boss said I have to transition back to the office. | 1.5542 | 0.03768 | 332 | 185 | 110 | 37 |
149 | You called for curbside assistance? | 1.5542 | 0.03910 | 332 | 191 | 98 | 43 |
150 | I'm transitioning from work from home gradually. | 1.5539 | 0.03654 | 334 | 182 | 119 | 33 |
151 | This is my first business trip in over a year. | 1.5532 | 0.04076 | 329 | 196 | 84 | 49 |
152 | Not until you get the vaccine. | 1.5522 | 0.03975 | 335 | 197 | 91 | 47 |
153 | I prefer an open office environment. | 1.5521 | 0.03918 | 326 | 187 | 98 | 41 |
154 | I'm working out here until your mother leaves. It's quieter. | 1.5521 | 0.04060 | 326 | 193 | 86 | 47 |
155 | Honey, all they said was I could no longer work from home. | 1.5504 | 0.03892 | 347 | 204 | 95 | 48 |
156 | I'm taking the transition back to the office a few steps at a time. | 1.5497 | 0.03803 | 342 | 196 | 104 | 42 |
157 | This location is getting way more foot traffic we expected | 1.5492 | 0.03815 | 315 | 175 | 107 | 33 |
158 | Your office called; they want you and your desk back. | 1.5482 | 0.03889 | 332 | 192 | 98 | 42 |
159 | I got tired of working at home. | 1.5481 | 0.04127 | 312 | 185 | 83 | 44 |
160 | I'm done working from home, but not ready for the commute. | 1.5475 | 0.03962 | 316 | 182 | 95 | 39 |
161 | That’s not what I meant when I said you need to work out. | 1.5446 | 0.04091 | 303 | 177 | 87 | 39 |
162 | You'll see! Someday I'll have the corner office! | 1.5443 | 0.04252 | 305 | 185 | 74 | 46 |
163 | I’ll be out of the office this week | 1.5441 | 0.03846 | 329 | 189 | 101 | 39 |
164 | Get me the extension cord. I didn’t think this through. | 1.5437 | 0.04083 | 309 | 182 | 86 | 41 |
165 | I'm easing my way back to working at the office. | 1.5435 | 0.03958 | 322 | 188 | 93 | 41 |
166 | ...yes, but if you work outside you don’t need to wear a mask | 1.5431 | 0.03967 | 313 | 181 | 94 | 38 |
167 | My company is phasing in our return to the office. | 1.5426 | 0.03929 | 317 | 183 | 96 | 38 |
168 | I may be late getting home, traffic's heavy. | 1.5425 | 0.04217 | 306 | 185 | 76 | 45 |
169 | No worries. This is just my side walk hustle. | 1.5425 | 0.04008 | 306 | 177 | 92 | 37 |
170 | I’M WORKING HERE ! | 1.5422 | 0.04029 | 332 | 200 | 84 | 48 |
171 | No, nothing special, it's all pedestrian work today. | 1.5421 | 0.04209 | 297 | 177 | 79 | 41 |
172 | I’m trying out an open workspace | 1.5406 | 0.03852 | 320 | 183 | 101 | 36 |
173 | Can I get the wifi password? | 1.5396 | 0.03952 | 328 | 194 | 91 | 43 |
174 | I've just been promoted - I'm going to get the corner office. | 1.5395 | 0.04164 | 291 | 171 | 83 | 37 |
175 | I'm exploring remote possibilities. | 1.5395 | 0.03869 | 291 | 161 | 103 | 27 |
176 | Hey, you hired me for my street smarts! | 1.5382 | 0.04635 | 288 | 186 | 49 | 53 |
177 | It’s part of a phased reopening. | 1.5380 | 0.03788 | 303 | 168 | 107 | 28 |
178 | It's just like Zoom, only with sunshine. | 1.5366 | 0.04091 | 287 | 166 | 88 | 33 |
179 | I'm working my way back to the office GRADUALLY. | 1.5364 | 0.03718 | 330 | 187 | 109 | 34 |
180 | I wanted a new background for Zoom. | 1.5354 | 0.04101 | 297 | 175 | 85 | 37 |
181 | Psychiatric Help 5¢. | 1.5354 | 0.04211 | 297 | 179 | 77 | 41 |
182 | I get to see so many more people now that I'm no longer working from home. | 1.5347 | 0.03986 | 303 | 176 | 92 | 35 |
183 | They're just people Bob. You remember people don't you? | 1.5342 | 0.04183 | 292 | 174 | 80 | 38 |
184 | They said life should gradually return to normal. | 1.5341 | 0.04179 | 279 | 163 | 83 | 33 |
185 | First step in returning to the office | 1.5341 | 0.03924 | 279 | 155 | 99 | 25 |
186 | I’m working al desko | 1.5341 | 0.04270 | 279 | 166 | 77 | 36 |
187 | It's your mother, shall I tell her you're in a meeting? | 1.5338 | 0.04095 | 281 | 162 | 88 | 31 |
188 | I'm Gradually Working My Way Back to the Office. | 1.5337 | 0.03777 | 326 | 187 | 104 | 35 |
189 | We’re taking a phased approach on returning to the office | 1.5336 | 0.04104 | 283 | 164 | 87 | 32 |
190 | It's really busy at the office today. I'm not sure what time I'll be home for dinner, dear. | 1.5327 | 0.04064 | 306 | 182 | 85 | 39 |
191 | I'm transitioning back to the office. | 1.5325 | 0.03912 | 308 | 178 | 96 | 34 |
192 | I think things would be a lot easier if you would just get vaccinated. | 1.5312 | 0.04172 | 320 | 199 | 72 | 49 |
193 | Working from home now has curbside service options. | 1.5309 | 0.03869 | 324 | 190 | 96 | 38 |
194 | The more distance between me and the fridge, the better. | 1.5307 | 0.04325 | 277 | 167 | 73 | 37 |
195 | Honey, I’m easing my way back to the office. | 1.5306 | 0.03873 | 294 | 166 | 100 | 28 |
196 | It's not exactly the same but I did have to shower, get dressed and commute. | 1.5306 | 0.04049 | 294 | 172 | 88 | 34 |
197 | My company said we should take small steps to get comfortable returning to the office. I took eight steps to be exact. | 1.5305 | 0.04301 | 279 | 168 | 74 | 37 |
198 | Good morning, Mr. Farnsworth. The Board has made "work-from-home" permanent for you executives, but not for clerical staff. So this is now your reception area. Can I get you some coffee? | 1.5305 | 0.04506 | 279 | 175 | 60 | 44 |
199 | I am tired of working remotely, so I thought I would try curbside! | 1.5304 | 0.04000 | 296 | 172 | 91 | 33 |
200 | You're right, it feels great to work out. | 1.5296 | 0.04472 | 270 | 166 | 65 | 39 |
201 | No one said I had to work from MY home. | 1.5294 | 0.04228 | 272 | 160 | 80 | 32 |
202 | Sorry honey, I’m going to be late tonight. Things are really crazy at the office right now. | 1.5294 | 0.04323 | 272 | 163 | 74 | 35 |
203 | Right. I’ll hold all calls until you’re done showering. | 1.5292 | 0.03939 | 308 | 180 | 93 | 35 |
204 | I like working from home, but I miss being around people. | 1.5281 | 0.04448 | 267 | 163 | 67 | 37 |
205 | My new commute is pretty sweet. | 1.5281 | 0.04188 | 267 | 155 | 83 | 29 |
206 | I’m loving this new open office plan. | 1.5279 | 0.04198 | 269 | 157 | 82 | 30 |
207 | We’re gradually returning to the office. | 1.5274 | 0.04041 | 292 | 171 | 88 | 33 |
208 | Tell them I'm at work and will call them later. | 1.5274 | 0.03983 | 292 | 169 | 92 | 31 |
209 | 35 Good Mornings, 112 His, 300 Shrugs and 532 FUs. I think we will beat Chicago today. | 1.5265 | 0.04324 | 264 | 157 | 75 | 32 |
210 | you said i should start inching my way back to normal | 1.5265 | 0.04154 | 264 | 152 | 85 | 27 |
211 | You see, technically, I'm no longer working from home. | 1.5241 | 0.04043 | 311 | 188 | 83 | 40 |
212 | You know ‘work from home’ means your home, right? | 1.5236 | 0.04163 | 275 | 162 | 82 | 31 |
213 | They didn’t say whose home I had to work from. | 1.5229 | 0.04482 | 262 | 161 | 65 | 36 |
214 | Free Wi-Fi. | 1.5219 | 0.04110 | 274 | 160 | 85 | 29 |
215 | Your 10 O'clock is at the waiting tree. | 1.5200 | 0.04471 | 275 | 173 | 61 | 41 |
216 | Honey,can you stop by the office? I left my wallet at home. | 1.5200 | 0.04320 | 275 | 168 | 71 | 36 |
217 | Everything is curbside these days ! | 1.5197 | 0.04164 | 254 | 146 | 84 | 24 |
218 | TOMORROW is casual Friday" | 1.5194 | 0.04261 | 258 | 152 | 78 | 28 |
219 | It's great to not have to work from home anymore! | 1.5191 | 0.04072 | 262 | 150 | 88 | 24 |
220 | I moved to a less toxic work environment. | 1.5189 | 0.04489 | 264 | 164 | 63 | 37 |
221 | Sidewalk seating saved so many businesses. | 1.5188 | 0.04367 | 266 | 162 | 70 | 34 |
222 | I had to get out of the house. | 1.5187 | 0.04211 | 268 | 159 | 79 | 30 |
223 | I needed to get away from the office and see some people who are wearing clothes. | 1.5178 | 0.04604 | 253 | 158 | 59 | 36 |
224 | I think better OUTSIDE of the box. | 1.5174 | 0.04388 | 259 | 157 | 70 | 32 |
225 | Can you believe the cartoonist forgot to draw a computer on my desk? | 1.5163 | 0.04670 | 246 | 154 | 57 | 35 |
226 | I don’t miss the pajamas nearly as much as I thought I would. | 1.5163 | 0.04222 | 246 | 142 | 81 | 23 |
227 | ‘It’s nice to get out the house and work in some peace and quiet for a change’ | 1.5157 | 0.04311 | 254 | 151 | 75 | 28 |
228 | Yes dear. None of these people know what I'm doing either. | 1.5145 | 0.04559 | 241 | 147 | 64 | 30 |
229 | I’ve optimized my work from home set up - I feel like I’m really engaging with people again. | 1.5145 | 0.04325 | 241 | 141 | 76 | 24 |
230 | No, you don’t have to wear your mask, but you probably should keep your pajamas on. | 1.5145 | 0.04057 | 276 | 162 | 86 | 28 |
231 | The brownstone and flowers made for a more aesthetic Zoom background. | 1.5144 | 0.04225 | 278 | 169 | 75 | 34 |
232 | Good news Hon, our business is experiencing an uptick in foot traffic. | 1.5142 | 0.04584 | 247 | 153 | 61 | 33 |
233 | Can you start dinner in case I hit traffic on the way home? | 1.5135 | 0.04179 | 259 | 152 | 81 | 26 |
234 | I'll probably be late tonight. Lots of traffic. | 1.5115 | 0.04238 | 260 | 155 | 77 | 28 |
235 | I'm slowly trying to return to the office. | 1.5106 | 0.03931 | 282 | 164 | 92 | 26 |
236 | When they said we couldn’t work from home anymore, I think I found a loophole | 1.5105 | 0.04459 | 237 | 142 | 69 | 26 |
237 | This is the compromise the union agreed to. | 1.5087 | 0.04517 | 230 | 138 | 67 | 25 |
238 | I’m working out of the office today. | 1.5086 | 0.04571 | 232 | 141 | 64 | 27 |
239 | It's a transition step. | 1.5086 | 0.04098 | 232 | 130 | 86 | 16 |
240 | I'm taking it one step at a time. Tomorrow, the corner. | 1.5086 | 0.04489 | 232 | 139 | 68 | 25 |
241 | You've got a ten o'clock call in the bedroom, a 1pm video conference on the couch, and aimless staring out the window from 2:30-3pm. | 1.5085 | 0.04785 | 236 | 150 | 52 | 34 |
242 | Well the boss said we can't work from home anymore. | 1.5083 | 0.04535 | 240 | 147 | 64 | 29 |
243 | I'm taking the move back to the office in increments. | 1.5083 | 0.04352 | 242 | 144 | 73 | 25 |
244 | It’s every bit as exciting as the fire escape and the Wi-Fi’s good here too. | 1.5083 | 0.04583 | 242 | 150 | 61 | 31 |
245 | My site is getting alot of foot traffic | 1.5083 | 0.04583 | 242 | 150 | 61 | 31 |
246 | If restaurants can do it, why can't I? | 1.5081 | 0.04499 | 248 | 153 | 64 | 31 |
247 | We're still figuring out what 'hybrid' means. | 1.5080 | 0.04288 | 250 | 149 | 75 | 26 |
248 | Lot's of good foot traffic at this location. | 1.5075 | 0.04343 | 268 | 166 | 68 | 34 |
249 | Honey, the office said we can’t work from home anymore. | 1.5065 | 0.04376 | 231 | 136 | 73 | 22 |
250 | I'm taking my time transitioning back to the office. | 1.5055 | 0.04101 | 275 | 165 | 81 | 29 |
251 | I'm going back to the office, but only gradually. | 1.5053 | 0.03857 | 283 | 164 | 95 | 24 |
252 | This is it, folks! If he sees his shadow, we'll have six more weeks of quarantine! | 1.5045 | 0.04901 | 224 | 143 | 49 | 32 |
253 | What? It's open-concept. | 1.5044 | 0.04401 | 226 | 133 | 72 | 21 |
254 | You mean this is not how they get cool Zoom backgrounds? | 1.5044 | 0.04786 | 226 | 142 | 54 | 30 |
255 | Turns out that lemonade is an easier sell than tax advice. | 1.5043 | 0.04447 | 232 | 139 | 69 | 24 |
256 | I decided I should get out more. | 1.5042 | 0.04379 | 240 | 144 | 71 | 25 |
257 | Just a test run Dear, tomorrow I'll make all the way to the office. | 1.5040 | 0.03875 | 252 | 141 | 95 | 16 |
258 | You needn't get dressed, you have no appointments today. | 1.5039 | 0.04239 | 254 | 152 | 76 | 26 |
259 | Yes I am working from home, Nobody said it had to be my home! | 1.5036 | 0.04279 | 276 | 172 | 69 | 35 |
260 | The pedestrians are quieter than the kids. | 1.5023 | 0.04697 | 221 | 136 | 59 | 26 |
261 | Thanks, Honey - I’ll have my coffee now. Love you! | 1.5023 | 0.04653 | 221 | 135 | 61 | 25 |
262 | Because you're working remotely, I should lose my reception job? | 1.5022 | 0.04719 | 225 | 140 | 57 | 28 |
263 | With the danger now past, the remote worker, drawn by instinct, begins their migration back to the office. | 1.5022 | 0.04604 | 227 | 139 | 62 | 26 |
264 | And what's wrong with a receptionist working from home? | 1.5022 | 0.04447 | 229 | 137 | 69 | 23 |
265 | Don't come out yet, the New York mayoral candidates are still arriving. | 1.5021 | 0.04637 | 233 | 145 | 59 | 29 |
266 | Is this work remote enough for you? | 1.5019 | 0.04134 | 263 | 157 | 80 | 26 |
267 | I decided working from home just wasn't for me. | 1.5000 | 0.04188 | 232 | 134 | 80 | 18 |
268 | You’re getting closer to getting out of the house and into the office every day. | 1.5000 | 0.04420 | 234 | 141 | 69 | 24 |
269 | Sorry...you can’t come out without an appointment. | 1.5000 | 0.04294 | 264 | 163 | 70 | 31 |
270 | They said I could work from home they didn’t specify whose home. | 1.5000 | 0.04778 | 216 | 134 | 56 | 26 |
271 | I decided to move my desk outside so I wouldn't miss the morning commute. | 1.5000 | 0.04745 | 218 | 135 | 57 | 26 |
272 | I probably should have worn pants. | 1.5000 | 0.05053 | 220 | 144 | 42 | 34 |
273 | When I said I wanted to work on Wall St., this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.5000 | 0.04767 | 222 | 139 | 55 | 28 |
274 | I’m working the streets now. | 1.4978 | 0.04574 | 229 | 141 | 62 | 26 |
275 | Oh, you meant work from MY home. | 1.4978 | 0.04803 | 225 | 143 | 52 | 30 |
276 | ... next week, the subway! | 1.4978 | 0.04370 | 225 | 133 | 72 | 20 |
277 | They never said whose home I should work from. | 1.4978 | 0.04622 | 223 | 137 | 61 | 25 |
278 | Oh, and I should be home from work by six. | 1.4978 | 0.04708 | 223 | 139 | 57 | 27 |
279 | Can you get me a coffee, a straw and the mask with the hole in it. | 1.4977 | 0.04697 | 221 | 137 | 58 | 26 |
280 | I didn't want to work too far from home. | 1.4977 | 0.04455 | 219 | 130 | 69 | 20 |
281 | My boss said I need to develop my street smarts. | 1.4977 | 0.04671 | 217 | 133 | 60 | 24 |
282 | I'm slowly returning to the office. | 1.4977 | 0.04735 | 213 | 131 | 58 | 24 |
283 | Corporate says no more working from home. | 1.4961 | 0.04119 | 258 | 154 | 80 | 24 |
284 | I’m Mr. Walker’s receptionist. He’s working from home today. | 1.4958 | 0.04612 | 240 | 152 | 57 | 31 |
285 | I couldn’t take one more day working at home. | 1.4957 | 0.04683 | 230 | 145 | 56 | 29 |
286 | I call it 'working near home'. | 1.4953 | 0.04752 | 212 | 131 | 57 | 24 |
287 | Tell the caller I offer curbside pickup. | 1.4953 | 0.04608 | 212 | 128 | 63 | 21 |
288 | You were right, Nancy. It is nice to be back at work out in the real world again. | 1.4953 | 0.04704 | 212 | 130 | 59 | 23 |
289 | Our wi-fi signal is stronger out here. | 1.4935 | 0.04376 | 231 | 139 | 70 | 22 |
290 | Hun’ start dinner without me, I’m stuck in traffic again | 1.4933 | 0.04622 | 223 | 138 | 60 | 25 |
291 | Honey, when they said you can work from anywhere. I don't think this is what they had in mind. | 1.4931 | 0.04578 | 217 | 132 | 63 | 22 |
292 | That's not what I meant by working remotely, honey. | 1.4928 | 0.04738 | 207 | 127 | 58 | 22 |
293 | Honey, will you toss me my mask? I forgot to put it on, and now everyone's looking at me funny. | 1.4914 | 0.04571 | 232 | 145 | 60 | 27 |
294 | I hate my coworkers, but I miss people. | 1.4914 | 0.04447 | 232 | 142 | 66 | 24 |
295 | I didn't say I'd be working AT home, I said I'd be working FROM home. | 1.4912 | 0.04619 | 226 | 141 | 59 | 26 |
296 | Yes, I agreed that I wouldn’t “work from home” anymore. But that’s all I agreed to. | 1.4909 | 0.04578 | 220 | 135 | 62 | 23 |
297 | Do you mind if I work from your home? | 1.4905 | 0.04689 | 210 | 129 | 59 | 22 |
298 | I changed my mind. This desk still sparks joy. | 1.4901 | 0.04975 | 202 | 128 | 49 | 25 |
299 | The governor said if I work outside I don't need a mask | 1.4894 | 0.04568 | 235 | 148 | 59 | 28 |
300 | I'm transitioning. | 1.4891 | 0.04359 | 229 | 138 | 70 | 21 |
301 | You just can't stay out of my Zoom background, can you? | 1.4890 | 0.04431 | 227 | 138 | 67 | 22 |
302 | During the pandemic we grade on a curb! | 1.4890 | 0.04729 | 227 | 145 | 53 | 29 |
303 | You were right, I am getting a lot more walk-in traffic now. | 1.4885 | 0.04849 | 217 | 139 | 50 | 28 |
304 | I miss the interruptions at the office. | 1.4884 | 0.04561 | 215 | 131 | 63 | 21 |
305 | One good thing about the pandemic: it’s been a real boon for cartoonists who hate to draw mouths. | 1.4884 | 0.04609 | 215 | 132 | 61 | 22 |
306 | Don't wait up for me tonight, I'll be working late. | 1.4880 | 0.05081 | 209 | 137 | 42 | 30 |
307 | I needed a little space. | 1.4880 | 0.04556 | 209 | 126 | 64 | 19 |
308 | You said you needed some space. | 1.4878 | 0.04223 | 246 | 149 | 74 | 23 |
309 | This IS working from home ! | 1.4876 | 0.04841 | 201 | 125 | 54 | 22 |
310 | You told me I couldn't work from home anymore, and I'm not. | 1.4875 | 0.04175 | 240 | 143 | 77 | 20 |
311 | I will be home for dinner. | 1.4874 | 0.04365 | 238 | 146 | 68 | 24 |
312 | Sir, your meeting today is in person and not on Zoom. You're going to need some pants and shoes. | 1.4865 | 0.04457 | 222 | 135 | 66 | 21 |
313 | Your boss sent me to help you get reacclimated to office life. You have thirteen missed calls and a parking ticket. | 1.4860 | 0.04671 | 214 | 133 | 58 | 23 |
314 | We're slowly transitioning back to the office" | 1.4858 | 0.04358 | 212 | 125 | 71 | 16 |
315 | I’m trying out the hybrid model. | 1.4858 | 0.04703 | 212 | 132 | 57 | 23 |
316 | Yes, I know need to get back to the office but this is as far as I got. | 1.4857 | 0.04639 | 210 | 129 | 60 | 21 |
317 | It's just a miracle that no one has parked me in! | 1.4856 | 0.04520 | 208 | 125 | 65 | 18 |
318 | I received your work from home request. It took some doing, but I got approval for us all to work from your home. | 1.4854 | 0.05091 | 206 | 135 | 42 | 29 |
319 | It’s my sidewalk hustle! | 1.4854 | 0.04804 | 206 | 129 | 54 | 23 |
320 | So what’s over? The pandemic, us or both? | 1.4850 | 0.04961 | 200 | 127 | 49 | 24 |
321 | It’s okay, they said I could work out of our house | 1.4846 | 0.04430 | 227 | 139 | 66 | 22 |
322 | Are you going to be home for dinner? | 1.4842 | 0.04695 | 221 | 140 | 55 | 26 |
323 | I’m moving back to the office step by step. | 1.4839 | 0.04275 | 248 | 153 | 70 | 25 |
324 | Your wife called. | 1.4837 | 0.04701 | 215 | 135 | 56 | 24 |
325 | I''m so happy we don't have to work from home any more. | 1.4837 | 0.04513 | 215 | 131 | 64 | 20 |
326 | Atleast I'm wearing pants. | 1.4833 | 0.04704 | 209 | 130 | 57 | 22 |
327 | Your 10 o’clock is here | 1.4826 | 0.04522 | 201 | 120 | 65 | 16 |
328 | Our parking space is safe! | 1.4824 | 0.04718 | 199 | 122 | 58 | 19 |
329 | Honey, could you update my website so my clients know I'm now welcoming walker-by's? | 1.4821 | 0.04896 | 195 | 122 | 52 | 21 |
330 | With my low overhead I already have two real estate closings, a divorce and three wills, and it's still an hour till noon. | 1.4821 | 0.05108 | 195 | 126 | 44 | 25 |
331 | Your idea to gradually transition back to the office is really helping! I’m already adjusting to the cold stares and lack of meaningful interaction. | 1.4821 | 0.05159 | 195 | 127 | 42 | 26 |
332 | It’s almost like they’ve never seen a novelist before. | 1.4819 | 0.04878 | 193 | 120 | 53 | 20 |
333 | No thanks, Honey, I got coffee and a bagel on the way to the office. | 1.4817 | 0.04653 | 218 | 137 | 57 | 24 |
334 | There've been a few changes since your coma. | 1.4815 | 0.04909 | 216 | 141 | 46 | 29 |
335 | Honey, I just can't work from home anymore." | 1.4815 | 0.04592 | 216 | 134 | 60 | 22 |
336 | Yes, by far, this is my favorite Zoom background!" | 1.4807 | 0.04390 | 233 | 144 | 66 | 23 |
337 | I was getting so tired of my Zoom backdrop." | 1.4804 | 0.04937 | 204 | 131 | 48 | 25 |
338 | Stop pretending you are not unemployed George | 1.4802 | 0.05071 | 202 | 132 | 43 | 27 |
339 | I thought we needed a field office. | 1.4796 | 0.04606 | 221 | 139 | 58 | 24 |
340 | Hi, we've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty. | 1.4796 | 0.04651 | 221 | 140 | 56 | 25 |
341 | Honey, I can't help with the kids right now ... I am at work! | 1.4794 | 0.05075 | 194 | 125 | 45 | 24 |
342 | I needed an excuse to put my pants on | 1.4794 | 0.04914 | 194 | 122 | 51 | 21 |
343 | I’m easing in to it, OK! | 1.4791 | 0.04607 | 215 | 134 | 59 | 22 |
344 | I'm testing a new hybrid work model. | 1.4789 | 0.04703 | 190 | 115 | 59 | 16 |
345 | Get your own coffee. | 1.4789 | 0.05006 | 213 | 141 | 42 | 30 |
346 | I don't mind working at home, I just can't work with you in it! | 1.4787 | 0.04813 | 211 | 135 | 51 | 25 |
347 | I had a corner office, but they said I was blocking the wheelchair ramp. | 1.4786 | 0.04777 | 234 | 155 | 46 | 33 |
348 | I’m not comfortable being back in the office yet. I’m taking baby steps. | 1.4779 | 0.04399 | 226 | 139 | 66 | 21 |
349 | What do you mean this isn't what my boss meant by "gradual return to the office"? | 1.4772 | 0.04805 | 197 | 123 | 54 | 20 |
350 | You've been asleep for 20 months Mr. Van Winkle, and you may notice some changes. | 1.4769 | 0.04786 | 195 | 121 | 55 | 19 |
351 | Don't worry, your 11:00 overslept, too. | 1.4769 | 0.04786 | 195 | 121 | 55 | 19 |
352 | Come on, you can do it. Just take the first step. | 1.4768 | 0.04537 | 237 | 152 | 57 | 28 |
353 | This open office thing really suits me! | 1.4767 | 0.04533 | 193 | 115 | 64 | 14 |
354 | Mrs. Smith, you really don't need to still sit outside of my office when we work from home. | 1.4766 | 0.04716 | 214 | 136 | 54 | 24 |
355 | It's a hybrid return-to-work model. | 1.4762 | 0.04588 | 210 | 130 | 60 | 20 |
356 | The CDC says it’s “ok” to return to the office as long as it’s outdoors and everyone wears a mask | 1.4760 | 0.04619 | 208 | 129 | 59 | 20 |
357 | Sandra was given permission to continue working from home, but her secretary, unfortunately, was not | 1.4758 | 0.04727 | 227 | 148 | 50 | 29 |
358 | I’m not going back to work! This is as far as I go! That’s it! | 1.4758 | 0.04384 | 227 | 140 | 66 | 21 |
359 | I opened a branch office. | 1.4755 | 0.04474 | 204 | 123 | 65 | 16 |
360 | You can come outside without your mask, but not in those pajamas. | 1.4755 | 0.04787 | 204 | 129 | 53 | 22 |
361 | A little privacy, please? | 1.4754 | 0.05359 | 183 | 121 | 37 | 25 |
362 | I’m going to be late getting home from the office- traffic just got really bad. | 1.4754 | 0.04124 | 244 | 148 | 76 | 20 |
363 | Believe me, this commute is well worth it. | 1.4750 | 0.04699 | 200 | 124 | 57 | 19 |
364 | This is actually the closest I have ever been to potential clients | 1.4747 | 0.04511 | 198 | 119 | 64 | 15 |
365 | I've started working remotely. | 1.4747 | 0.04840 | 198 | 125 | 52 | 21 |
366 | When you get vaccinated I'll come back in! | 1.4742 | 0.04778 | 213 | 137 | 51 | 25 |
367 | It’s your wife on line 3! | 1.4741 | 0.04486 | 232 | 147 | 60 | 25 |
368 | I've decided to refocus my law practice to street justice. | 1.4740 | 0.05113 | 192 | 125 | 43 | 24 |
369 | The office and I came to a compromise on remote work | 1.4737 | 0.04603 | 209 | 130 | 59 | 20 |
370 | What? I'm fully vaccinated. | 1.4737 | 0.04642 | 190 | 115 | 60 | 15 |
371 | I'm not quite ready to go back to the office yet. | 1.4734 | 0.04913 | 188 | 118 | 51 | 19 |
372 | You heard of knocking? | 1.4732 | 0.04868 | 205 | 132 | 49 | 24 |
373 | Oh no! People are getting dressed again? | 1.4729 | 0.04803 | 203 | 129 | 52 | 22 |
374 | I miss the bustle of the office. | 1.4728 | 0.04991 | 184 | 116 | 49 | 19 |
375 | If that’s what you’re wearing, can you at least put a mask on? | 1.4728 | 0.05050 | 184 | 117 | 47 | 20 |
376 | I know. I wanted the corner office, but you got to start somewhere. | 1.4728 | 0.04226 | 239 | 147 | 71 | 21 |
377 | Literally - there goes the neighborhood. | 1.4725 | 0.05030 | 182 | 115 | 48 | 19 |
378 | Take it up with Fauci | 1.4722 | 0.05010 | 180 | 113 | 49 | 18 |
379 | I'll be home by 5. | 1.4719 | 0.05175 | 178 | 114 | 44 | 20 |
380 | Honey, you forgot your lunch. | 1.4718 | 0.05001 | 195 | 126 | 46 | 23 |
381 | Maybe we should put the Biden/Harris poster back in the window, so they know we’re vaccinated?” | 1.4717 | 0.04604 | 212 | 133 | 58 | 21 |
382 | I’m easing into the transition of going back to work | 1.4715 | 0.04764 | 193 | 120 | 55 | 18 |
383 | The best part? It comes with a parking spot. | 1.4715 | 0.04931 | 193 | 123 | 49 | 21 |
384 | This is as close to returning to the office that I want to get. | 1.4712 | 0.04742 | 191 | 118 | 56 | 17 |
385 | Honey - I’ll be late for dinner. My commute time just doubled and traffic is horrible. | 1.4712 | 0.04618 | 208 | 130 | 58 | 20 |
386 | Work from anywhere, right? | 1.4709 | 0.04280 | 189 | 109 | 71 | 9 |
387 | Foot traffic by the new office is Amazing! | 1.4703 | 0.04611 | 202 | 125 | 59 | 18 |
388 | Honey, look how far I’ve come. This time next year I might just have a shot at the corner office. | 1.4703 | 0.04768 | 202 | 128 | 53 | 21 |
389 | Hey honey, look at me . . . I'm transitioning! | 1.4703 | 0.04970 | 185 | 117 | 49 | 19 |
390 | If restaurants can do it so can we. | 1.4694 | 0.04821 | 196 | 124 | 52 | 20 |
391 | Of course it’s hard for you to understand Ma, your generation never had to work outside the home! | 1.4694 | 0.04981 | 196 | 127 | 46 | 23 |
392 | You say you've been up for hours but that's not the word on the street. | 1.4693 | 0.04903 | 179 | 111 | 52 | 16 |
393 | Yes, ma'am. I'm going to escalate this to the call center manager. I see her in the doorway now. | 1.4692 | 0.04995 | 211 | 141 | 41 | 29 |
394 | I’ll be late for dinner, there’s traffic. | 1.4689 | 0.05070 | 177 | 112 | 47 | 18 |
395 | Are you coming in today? | 1.4689 | 0.05317 | 177 | 116 | 39 | 22 |
396 | Why not! It works for the restaurants, right | 1.4689 | 0.05070 | 177 | 112 | 47 | 18 |
397 | I'm easing back in to work. | 1.4688 | 0.04606 | 192 | 117 | 60 | 15 |
398 | As your assistant,I assumed work from home meant from your home. | 1.4685 | 0.04450 | 254 | 167 | 55 | 32 |
399 | Oh, I don't need a mask, I'm in my office. | 1.4684 | 0.05098 | 190 | 124 | 43 | 23 |
400 | Making the jump from lemonade stand to legal advice stand is tougher than I thought. | 1.4683 | 0.05012 | 205 | 136 | 42 | 27 |
401 | Librarians are meant to be among the people, Gladys. | 1.4674 | 0.05048 | 184 | 118 | 46 | 20 |
402 | Your 9:00 am Zoom conference call has been canceled,you can go back to bed. | 1.4670 | 0.05029 | 182 | 116 | 47 | 19 |
403 | Now I’m vaccinated I don’t need to work from home | 1.4667 | 0.04433 | 210 | 129 | 64 | 17 |
404 | You did say I should try to unplug and spend more time outdoors. | 1.4664 | 0.04152 | 238 | 146 | 73 | 19 |
405 | Remote working does not have to be lonely | 1.4663 | 0.04705 | 193 | 120 | 56 | 17 |
406 | I’m returning to the office one step at a time. | 1.4663 | 0.04790 | 178 | 109 | 55 | 14 |
407 | It's fine...I'm vaccinated. | 1.4655 | 0.05132 | 174 | 111 | 45 | 18 |
408 | If restaurants can take the street, so can I. | 1.4655 | 0.05001 | 174 | 109 | 49 | 16 |
409 | I've been missing the open office. | 1.4655 | 0.04728 | 174 | 105 | 57 | 12 |
410 | Got tired of thinking inside the box. | 1.4651 | 0.05043 | 172 | 108 | 48 | 16 |
411 | I already told you sweetie, I don’t need a mask if I’m still working from home. | 1.4651 | 0.05110 | 172 | 109 | 46 | 17 |
412 | Good morning Howard, I'm your 'street smarts' tutor. Let's relearn pants. | 1.4649 | 0.04909 | 185 | 117 | 50 | 18 |
413 | Your 8 o'clock cancelled; Do you want to see a couple of walk-ins? | 1.4649 | 0.05027 | 185 | 119 | 46 | 20 |
414 | The CDC said I don't have to wear a mask if I work outside. | 1.4647 | 0.05352 | 170 | 111 | 39 | 20 |
415 | I just had to get out. | 1.4647 | 0.05220 | 170 | 109 | 43 | 18 |
416 | What's the fuss? I told you that I wanted to work outside the home. | 1.4646 | 0.04675 | 198 | 124 | 56 | 18 |
417 | It’s the closest I’m gonna get to a corner office. | 1.4645 | 0.05126 | 183 | 119 | 43 | 21 |
418 | Your 1:00 with the mail carrier is rescheduled to 1:30. | 1.4645 | 0.04762 | 183 | 113 | 55 | 15 |
419 | it’s an open home office concept. | 1.4639 | 0.04687 | 194 | 121 | 56 | 17 |
420 | Good morning Mr. Braithwaite, I'm your "working from home" receptionist. | 1.4637 | 0.05150 | 179 | 116 | 43 | 20 |
421 | I just had to get out of the apartment! | 1.4633 | 0.04874 | 177 | 110 | 52 | 15 |
422 | This way I can work from home but still make sure everyone knows I'm anti-mask. | 1.4632 | 0.05257 | 190 | 128 | 36 | 26 |
423 | Curbside pickup. | 1.4632 | 0.04698 | 190 | 118 | 56 | 16 |
424 | This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for more space. | 1.4624 | 0.05064 | 186 | 121 | 44 | 21 |
425 | Sold the last one right off my face! | 1.4624 | 0.04768 | 186 | 116 | 54 | 16 |
426 | It's only temporary dear, just to get used to working away from home. | 1.4624 | 0.04768 | 186 | 116 | 54 | 16 |
427 | what better way to broadcast that I'm not only vaccinated, but gainfully employed? | 1.4620 | 0.04994 | 171 | 107 | 49 | 15 |
428 | I might have to come home at lunch to get my mask. | 1.4615 | 0.05105 | 169 | 107 | 46 | 16 |
429 | Yes, we still have the parking spot. | 1.4615 | 0.04836 | 195 | 125 | 50 | 20 |
430 | Pop up tax prep performance art - what did you think I was doing?? | 1.4611 | 0.05553 | 167 | 112 | 33 | 22 |
431 | ‘Curbside home office’ sounded better when we made the offer! | 1.4607 | 0.04983 | 178 | 113 | 48 | 17 |
432 | It’s my virtual foreground. | 1.4603 | 0.04469 | 189 | 114 | 63 | 12 |
433 | This is the first phase of getting myself back to the office. | 1.4602 | 0.05023 | 176 | 112 | 47 | 17 |
434 | I’m ready to put myself out there again, Janet | 1.4593 | 0.05107 | 172 | 110 | 45 | 17 |
435 | What?! I’m still technically working from home. | 1.4593 | 0.04834 | 172 | 106 | 53 | 13 |
436 | I was a tad skittish working outside the house again. | 1.4586 | 0.05283 | 181 | 121 | 37 | 23 |
437 | I’m working the streets | 1.4583 | 0.05330 | 168 | 110 | 39 | 19 |
438 | It’s not exactly a corner office | 1.4581 | 0.04695 | 203 | 130 | 53 | 20 |
439 | They want me to transition back to the office but I'm not there yet. | 1.4581 | 0.04962 | 179 | 114 | 48 | 17 |
440 | I'd love a cup of coffee, actually. | 1.4578 | 0.05240 | 166 | 107 | 42 | 17 |
441 | See! I'm not working from home anymore! | 1.4578 | 0.04879 | 166 | 102 | 52 | 12 |
442 | I didn’t want to wake you. | 1.4576 | 0.05002 | 177 | 113 | 47 | 17 |
443 | Without a waiting room, they just keep on walking. | 1.4574 | 0.04434 | 223 | 142 | 60 | 21 |
444 | They said it was an entry position. But this is ridiculous! | 1.4573 | 0.05215 | 164 | 105 | 43 | 16 |
445 | « Sorry, I hope you won’t mind, but I was getting sick of commuting. » | 1.4573 | 0.05286 | 164 | 106 | 41 | 17 |
446 | This is my transition strategy | 1.4571 | 0.05358 | 175 | 117 | 36 | 22 |
447 | I’ll be home around 5:30 if there’s no traffic. | 1.4570 | 0.04766 | 186 | 117 | 53 | 16 |
448 | This is my summer zoom background. | 1.4568 | 0.05334 | 162 | 105 | 40 | 17 |
449 | I said I missed the community not the commute. | 1.4563 | 0.04695 | 206 | 133 | 52 | 21 |
450 | It’s fine as long as no one parks in front of the house. | 1.4561 | 0.04708 | 171 | 104 | 56 | 11 |
451 | It’s a pop up work-at-home.” | 1.4561 | 0.04991 | 171 | 108 | 48 | 15 |
452 | I took a few messages while you were in. | 1.4560 | 0.04776 | 182 | 114 | 53 | 15 |
453 | It's not the office, but it's a step. | 1.4560 | 0.04701 | 193 | 122 | 54 | 17 |
454 | I'm Bernice, your new home-office receptionist. Coffee? | 1.4556 | 0.05239 | 169 | 110 | 41 | 18 |
455 | The office called, they said I could work from anywhere | 1.4556 | 0.04941 | 180 | 115 | 48 | 17 |
456 | I can't wear a mask or the caption writers won't know who's talking? | 1.4555 | 0.05018 | 191 | 126 | 43 | 22 |
457 | They don’t even see me, son—I told you this happens to middle-aged women! | 1.4551 | 0.05216 | 167 | 108 | 42 | 17 |
458 | It’s like outdoor dining but for offices. | 1.4551 | 0.04785 | 178 | 111 | 53 | 14 |
459 | I'm moving slowly back to the office. | 1.4550 | 0.04771 | 189 | 120 | 52 | 17 |
460 | I needed more square footage for my home office deduction. | 1.4550 | 0.05057 | 189 | 125 | 42 | 22 |
461 | Looking for your briefs? If they’re not here on my desk, check the dryer. | 1.4550 | 0.04952 | 200 | 133 | 43 | 24 |
462 | not now honey, can’t you see i’m working? | 1.4545 | 0.05119 | 165 | 105 | 45 | 15 |
463 | I thought I should earn me some street cred | 1.4541 | 0.04975 | 196 | 130 | 43 | 23 |
464 | I thought I'd get out of the office for a bit. | 1.4541 | 0.04844 | 185 | 118 | 50 | 17 |
465 | It’s called writer’s block... the sidewalk. | 1.4540 | 0.05236 | 163 | 105 | 42 | 16 |
466 | One stoop closer to the office reopening! | 1.4531 | 0.04831 | 192 | 124 | 49 | 19 |
467 | I have a step-by-step plan for returning to the office | 1.4530 | 0.04793 | 181 | 114 | 52 | 15 |
468 | Yes, this 'gradual return to the office' is working out fine | 1.4530 | 0.04857 | 181 | 115 | 50 | 16 |
469 | Go back to bed. You're on second shift. | 1.4528 | 0.05256 | 159 | 102 | 42 | 15 |
470 | I’m still torn between going back to the office or working from home. | 1.4528 | 0.05331 | 159 | 103 | 40 | 16 |
471 | I decided to go into the office today. | 1.4526 | 0.04867 | 190 | 123 | 48 | 19 |
472 | The higher ups thought this might help ease your transition back to regular office life. | 1.4524 | 0.04762 | 168 | 103 | 54 | 11 |
473 | Well, you know what they say: location, location, location. | 1.4522 | 0.05380 | 157 | 102 | 39 | 16 |
474 | I haven't rented the parking spot yet. | 1.4520 | 0.04735 | 177 | 110 | 54 | 13 |
475 | I'm taking an incremental approach to returning to the office. | 1.4514 | 0.04632 | 175 | 107 | 57 | 11 |
476 | Well they did say it was a phased reopening! Isn’t this phase one? | 1.4514 | 0.04840 | 175 | 110 | 51 | 14 |
477 | Working remotely, why do you ask? | 1.4512 | 0.05066 | 164 | 104 | 46 | 14 |
478 | I just need a new zoom background | 1.4511 | 0.04922 | 184 | 119 | 47 | 18 |
479 | Ooops, I thought you said at least six STEPS apart. | 1.4509 | 0.05276 | 173 | 115 | 38 | 20 |
480 | I know you’d prefer I work outside the home, but it’s really hard to focus out here. | 1.4503 | 0.05191 | 171 | 112 | 41 | 18 |
481 | I'm about halfway between working from home and going back to the office. | 1.4500 | 0.04689 | 200 | 129 | 52 | 19 |
482 | Corporate said we have to increase the amount of foot traffic to the office | 1.4497 | 0.05302 | 169 | 112 | 38 | 19 |
483 | Working at home with my mother isn't working out. | 1.4494 | 0.05201 | 158 | 101 | 43 | 14 |
484 | i’ve always wanted to work outdoors | 1.4491 | 0.05212 | 167 | 109 | 41 | 17 |
485 | I’ve decided to ease my way back to working in the office. | 1.4489 | 0.04886 | 176 | 112 | 49 | 15 |
486 | Parent teacher meetings. | 1.4489 | 0.05145 | 176 | 116 | 41 | 19 |
487 | I decided not to work from home anymore. | 1.4485 | 0.04957 | 194 | 129 | 43 | 22 |
488 | OK I'll wear a mask, can I come back in? | 1.4485 | 0.04957 | 194 | 129 | 43 | 22 |
489 | I don't care what the other kids wear to homeschool; get dressed. | 1.4483 | 0.04926 | 174 | 111 | 48 | 15 |
490 | Bring me some coffee…and get these people out of my office. | 1.4481 | 0.05607 | 154 | 103 | 33 | 18 |
491 | I am so glad I stopped working from home! | 1.4472 | 0.05425 | 161 | 107 | 36 | 18 |
492 | Good! You’re up. Can you look up Manhattan’s size in square feet? I’m trying to figure out our home office deduction for 2020. | 1.4469 | 0.05019 | 179 | 117 | 44 | 18 |
493 | It's part of my company's back-to-the-office transition plan--I'll be gone by Friday. | 1.4464 | 0.05049 | 168 | 108 | 45 | 15 |
494 | The company said they'd compromise and let me work near home | 1.4457 | 0.04484 | 175 | 106 | 60 | 9 |
495 | If the restaurants can do it, why can't I? | 1.4452 | 0.05189 | 155 | 99 | 43 | 13 |
496 | I decided to open a satellite office | 1.4451 | 0.05273 | 173 | 116 | 37 | 20 |
497 | You meant from MY home?? | 1.4451 | 0.05399 | 173 | 118 | 33 | 22 |
498 | The guy at the end of the block was pushed out, so a corner office is available. | 1.4450 | 0.04792 | 200 | 132 | 47 | 21 |
499 | Yes, that’s what the CDC said, but this is Brooklyn, sir. | 1.4444 | 0.05728 | 144 | 96 | 32 | 16 |
500 | I prefer easing slowly back into the office. | 1.4444 | 0.05053 | 171 | 111 | 44 | 16 |
501 | We need to start seeing other people. | 1.4444 | 0.05327 | 162 | 107 | 38 | 17 |
502 | Mr. Stein, your wife is on line 2 from the master bathroom. Shall I tell her to hold? | 1.4444 | 0.05254 | 162 | 106 | 40 | 16 |
503 | Well, somebody in this family has to go to work. | 1.4438 | 0.05232 | 169 | 112 | 39 | 18 |
504 | Returning to normal requires baby steps. | 1.4433 | 0.04619 | 194 | 124 | 54 | 16 |
505 | We decided to bring the office to you! | 1.4431 | 0.05068 | 167 | 108 | 44 | 15 |
506 | I finally got the corner office. | 1.4430 | 0.05274 | 158 | 103 | 40 | 15 |
507 | Darling, I will be working late tonight, don’t wait up | 1.4430 | 0.05349 | 158 | 104 | 38 | 16 |
508 | Then what exactly did you mean by “home office”? | 1.4430 | 0.05118 | 158 | 101 | 44 | 13 |
509 | The sensation of people going out of their way for me is very refreshing. | 1.4428 | 0.04773 | 201 | 133 | 47 | 21 |
510 | Is this remote enough for you, Jim? | 1.4426 | 0.04875 | 183 | 119 | 47 | 17 |
511 | It’s part of our transition back to the office | 1.4420 | 0.04850 | 181 | 117 | 48 | 16 |
512 | Look, honey, I'm a street worker! | 1.4419 | 0.05229 | 172 | 115 | 38 | 19 |
513 | Is this far enough? | 1.4419 | 0.05294 | 172 | 116 | 36 | 20 |
514 | Can you bring me a mask? Apparently alternate side masking is in effect today. | 1.4416 | 0.05527 | 154 | 103 | 34 | 17 |
515 | What's the password again? | 1.4416 | 0.05371 | 154 | 101 | 38 | 15 |
516 | I've gone ahead and pushed your interactions with the real world to Monday. | 1.4416 | 0.05211 | 154 | 99 | 42 | 13 |
517 | Writer's block. | 1.4415 | 0.05013 | 188 | 126 | 41 | 21 |
518 | Instead of selling Kool Aid, I charge for interpreting the latest CDC guidelines. | 1.4413 | 0.05199 | 179 | 121 | 37 | 21 |
519 | I'm working remotely from remotely working. | 1.4412 | 0.04790 | 170 | 107 | 51 | 12 |
520 | You said “take your business outside” | 1.4410 | 0.05126 | 161 | 104 | 43 | 14 |
521 | Dr. Ruth DID say we should try new positions, honey. | 1.4410 | 0.05700 | 161 | 112 | 27 | 22 |
522 | I've decided to relocate the home office | 1.4409 | 0.04877 | 186 | 122 | 46 | 18 |
523 | Sir, your 10am is here | 1.4403 | 0.05015 | 159 | 101 | 46 | 12 |
524 | This has significantly improved my morning commute. | 1.4402 | 0.04975 | 184 | 122 | 43 | 19 |
525 | You have 14 messages and 9 clients waiting...should I send one up? | 1.4400 | 0.05161 | 175 | 117 | 39 | 19 |
526 | Actually casual dress is on Friday. | 1.4400 | 0.05308 | 150 | 97 | 40 | 13 |
527 | Next week,I think I’ll make it all the way to the office. | 1.4395 | 0.05295 | 157 | 103 | 39 | 15 |
528 | I told you I’d be doing yard work today | 1.4393 | 0.04731 | 173 | 109 | 52 | 12 |
529 | I decided we’d do better with an open plan office. | 1.4392 | 0.05527 | 148 | 98 | 35 | 15 |
530 | This was the only way to force myself to get dressed for work | 1.4387 | 0.05265 | 155 | 101 | 40 | 14 |
531 | I'm re-emerging. | 1.4384 | 0.05321 | 146 | 94 | 40 | 12 |
532 | I'm transitioning back to work, honey. | 1.4384 | 0.05232 | 146 | 93 | 42 | 11 |
533 | Let me know when you’re done learning to play the bagpipes! | 1.4383 | 0.05322 | 162 | 108 | 37 | 17 |
534 | The new desk wouldn't fit up the stairs, but I actually think it looks better here anyway. | 1.4381 | 0.04730 | 194 | 127 | 49 | 18 |
535 | I am not ready to return to office and my boss doesn't want me to work from home... | 1.4379 | 0.05551 | 153 | 103 | 33 | 17 |
536 | You have a 9 AM zoom with the vice president of marketing, and a virtual lunch with the client. Also, as soon as it rains, I quit. | 1.4375 | 0.05550 | 144 | 95 | 35 | 14 |
537 | I thought you said I'd have a corner office. | 1.4375 | 0.04649 | 192 | 124 | 52 | 16 |
538 | Don't worry, Brian. The transition from working from home to going back to the office will be gradual. We'll take it one step at a time. | 1.4367 | 0.04954 | 158 | 100 | 47 | 11 |
539 | The best thing about this transitional office is the quick commute! | 1.4367 | 0.05345 | 158 | 105 | 37 | 16 |
540 | Any chance I can use the bathroom when I go on break? | 1.4365 | 0.04565 | 197 | 127 | 54 | 16 |
541 | If you emerge with your mask on, there will be six more weeks of pandemic. | 1.4365 | 0.05329 | 181 | 126 | 31 | 24 |
542 | Location, location, location — foot traffic has never been higher! | 1.4359 | 0.05159 | 156 | 101 | 42 | 13 |
543 | Yea, the WiFi is stronger out here | 1.4348 | 0.04967 | 161 | 103 | 46 | 12 |
544 | I love how natural it feels to finally go to work again. | 1.4348 | 0.05344 | 161 | 108 | 36 | 17 |
545 | Honey, meet my cowalkers! | 1.4348 | 0.05271 | 161 | 107 | 38 | 16 |
546 | The key is making working from home work for you. | 1.4345 | 0.05382 | 168 | 115 | 33 | 20 |
547 | Before the law changes, I ‘m handing out ballots. | 1.4345 | 0.05691 | 145 | 98 | 31 | 16 |
548 | No jammies Arthur. | 1.4345 | 0.05520 | 145 | 96 | 35 | 14 |
549 | I'm getting closer to working from the office again. | 1.4345 | 0.05068 | 145 | 91 | 45 | 9 |
550 | You’ve created a toxic workplace, Steve. I need a break! | 1.4343 | 0.04874 | 198 | 134 | 42 | 22 |
551 | They want us to get back slowly to the office. I’m getting there one block a week. | 1.4343 | 0.04896 | 175 | 114 | 46 | 15 |
552 | No home offers yet but one guy bid 20 bucks for your bathrobe. | 1.4342 | 0.05497 | 152 | 102 | 34 | 16 |
553 | Just getting back to the office a little at a time. | 1.4337 | 0.04937 | 166 | 107 | 46 | 13 |
554 | Hold all my calls, Martha. My good sweats are still in the dryer. | 1.4337 | 0.04863 | 166 | 106 | 48 | 12 |
555 | They didn’t clarify who’s home I had to work from. | 1.4337 | 0.05363 | 166 | 113 | 34 | 19 |
556 | Your 3 o'clocks are here. | 1.4336 | 0.05834 | 143 | 98 | 28 | 17 |
557 | Hi, I’m Andrew Yang, and I’m running for mayor! | 1.4336 | 0.05918 | 143 | 99 | 26 | 18 |
558 | I’m already at work. Eat a Pop Tart. | 1.4333 | 0.04927 | 180 | 119 | 44 | 17 |
559 | Would you mind holding down the fort while I go to lunch? | 1.4329 | 0.04903 | 164 | 105 | 47 | 12 |
560 | It's quieter out here than inside with you | 1.4329 | 0.05199 | 164 | 109 | 39 | 16 |
561 | You’re right, working from your home is more convenient. | 1.4326 | 0.05809 | 141 | 96 | 29 | 16 |
562 | First day easing back into the office is easier than I thought it would be! | 1.4321 | 0.04786 | 162 | 102 | 50 | 10 |
563 | I came with your new home security system. | 1.4315 | 0.05404 | 146 | 96 | 37 | 13 |
564 | I told you we should have bought the one with the balcony | 1.4315 | 0.05743 | 146 | 100 | 29 | 17 |
565 | Quick, come down and sign it, we have witnesses. | 1.4314 | 0.05468 | 153 | 103 | 34 | 16 |
566 | PJs no longer optional | 1.4306 | 0.05275 | 144 | 93 | 40 | 11 |
567 | Good morning, sir. Welcome to Phase 1 of going back to the office. | 1.4304 | 0.04948 | 158 | 101 | 46 | 11 |
568 | As soon as you're vaccinated, I'll load the dishwasher. | 1.4304 | 0.05705 | 158 | 111 | 26 | 21 |
569 | You did tell me to add some curbside appeal to your home office. | 1.4295 | 0.05324 | 149 | 98 | 38 | 13 |
570 | Honey, I don’t think our realtor will count this as a home office space. | 1.4295 | 0.04558 | 156 | 95 | 55 | 6 |
571 | You were right. The gradual return to the office is the way to go. | 1.4294 | 0.04921 | 163 | 105 | 46 | 12 |
572 | Thought I'd try an open-plan office today. | 1.4294 | 0.05132 | 170 | 114 | 39 | 17 |
573 | If it works for restaurants, why not for the office? | 1.4286 | 0.05593 | 154 | 106 | 30 | 18 |
574 | Good foot traffic so we need a product now | 1.4286 | 0.05748 | 140 | 95 | 30 | 15 |
575 | It's my new career with H&R Block. | 1.4286 | 0.05874 | 133 | 90 | 29 | 14 |
576 | I realize I can't work from home indefinitely, but I'm not quite ready to return to the office just yet. | 1.4286 | 0.05116 | 161 | 106 | 41 | 14 |
577 | Martha…this isn’t what I meant by getting a job outside of the house. | 1.4286 | 0.04964 | 168 | 110 | 44 | 14 |
578 | Psychiatrist: 5¢ | 1.4277 | 0.05289 | 166 | 113 | 35 | 18 |
579 | Baby steps, this isn’t zoom. | 1.4276 | 0.05248 | 152 | 100 | 39 | 13 |
580 | Working to expand our home office deduction. | 1.4276 | 0.05491 | 152 | 103 | 33 | 16 |
581 | Sorry honey, I'm going to be late getting home from the office tonight. | 1.4275 | 0.05528 | 138 | 91 | 35 | 12 |
582 | I just got a little tired of working from home. | 1.4268 | 0.04898 | 164 | 106 | 46 | 12 |
583 | I told you I'd be back at my desk Monday morning. | 1.4268 | 0.04663 | 164 | 103 | 52 | 9 |
584 | Foot traffic is important, Daniel | 1.4268 | 0.04742 | 164 | 104 | 50 | 10 |
585 | You said work from home. You didn't say whose home. | 1.4266 | 0.05389 | 143 | 94 | 37 | 12 |
586 | I’m not quite ready to go back to the office but I am tired of working from home! | 1.4265 | 0.05284 | 136 | 87 | 40 | 9 |
587 | I've asked you not t call me at work. | 1.4260 | 0.05286 | 169 | 116 | 34 | 19 |
588 | Who cares that I'm self-employed? Now that I'm vaccinated, I don't have to work at home anymore! | 1.4258 | 0.05333 | 155 | 104 | 36 | 15 |
589 | My boss was hinting I should step up my zoom background game | 1.4258 | 0.05411 | 155 | 105 | 34 | 16 |
590 | Your neighbor is asking to speak with you, should I say you’re out at the moment? | 1.4258 | 0.05333 | 155 | 104 | 36 | 15 |
591 | Stop hassling me, Cheryl! If I go 12 feet everyday, I’ll make it back to the office by 2023. | 1.4258 | 0.05254 | 155 | 103 | 38 | 14 |
592 | Ms. Rogers, the neighborhood will see you now. | 1.4255 | 0.05889 | 141 | 98 | 26 | 17 |
593 | Well, technically, I’m no longer working from home. | 1.4255 | 0.05535 | 141 | 94 | 34 | 13 |
594 | I keep having the same dream that I leave my house and I’m the only one not wearing a mask! | 1.4255 | 0.05348 | 141 | 92 | 38 | 11 |
595 | I may not make it home for lunch. | 1.4254 | 0.04901 | 181 | 121 | 43 | 17 |
596 | You were the one who suggested working from home. | 1.4254 | 0.05643 | 134 | 89 | 33 | 12 |
597 | They said I could work from anywhere | 1.4250 | 0.04901 | 160 | 103 | 46 | 11 |
598 | This is Phase 1 of going back to my office. | 1.4246 | 0.04745 | 179 | 117 | 48 | 14 |
599 | If restaurants can do it... | 1.4246 | 0.04875 | 179 | 119 | 44 | 16 |
600 | . “Yes, Mr. Jones, your 9:00 appointment with the “New Normal” is still on.” | 1.4245 | 0.05401 | 139 | 91 | 37 | 11 |
601 | Pfizer, Moderna or Republican? | 1.4242 | 0.06189 | 132 | 93 | 22 | 17 |
602 | Mother is leaving ;so, you can have your office back. | 1.4241 | 0.05023 | 158 | 103 | 43 | 12 |
603 | Dress rehearsal. | 1.4238 | 0.05594 | 151 | 104 | 30 | 17 |
604 | Errrr, Maxine... this wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted more space | 1.4236 | 0.05625 | 144 | 98 | 31 | 15 |
605 | This is as close to going back to the office as I will get. | 1.4236 | 0.05625 | 144 | 98 | 31 | 15 |
606 | The world will see you now. | 1.4233 | 0.05357 | 163 | 112 | 33 | 18 |
607 | Half the vaccination—half the commute. | 1.4231 | 0.05228 | 156 | 104 | 38 | 14 |
608 | I'm easing back into my commute. | 1.4231 | 0.04689 | 182 | 119 | 49 | 14 |
609 | I’m transitioning from working from home. | 1.4231 | 0.04816 | 156 | 99 | 48 | 9 |
610 | This is the post-lockdown hybrid model. | 1.4228 | 0.05318 | 149 | 99 | 37 | 13 |
611 | Jane, if anybody calls, say I'm still transitioning from remote | 1.4225 | 0.05319 | 142 | 93 | 38 | 11 |
612 | I'm not quite ready to go back to the office. | 1.4225 | 0.05319 | 142 | 93 | 38 | 11 |
613 | Stay tuned for the season premiere of Desk and the City. | 1.4225 | 0.05319 | 142 | 93 | 38 | 11 |
614 | I’m not quite ready to go all the way back to the office. | 1.4224 | 0.04632 | 161 | 101 | 52 | 8 |
615 | In the 'Self-Care During the Covid Pandemic' guide from work it said to separate 'work' and 'life'. | 1.4222 | 0.05708 | 135 | 91 | 31 | 13 |
616 | What? You told me I needed to start working out. | 1.4222 | 0.06083 | 135 | 95 | 23 | 17 |
617 | It’s an open floor plan. | 1.4218 | 0.05281 | 147 | 97 | 38 | 12 |
618 | I told you to pretend I’m at the office | 1.4214 | 0.05559 | 140 | 94 | 33 | 13 |
619 | This is working out. Would you gt my laptop? | 1.4214 | 0.05371 | 140 | 92 | 37 | 11 |
620 | It’s ‘post-Zoom but pre-normal’’ out here. Check your email for details. | 1.4214 | 0.05307 | 159 | 108 | 35 | 16 |
621 | Are you accepting walk-ins? | 1.4214 | 0.05155 | 159 | 106 | 39 | 14 |
622 | I’m easing my way into going back into the office | 1.4214 | 0.05078 | 159 | 105 | 41 | 13 |
623 | It turns out our wifi signal is stronger than we thought. | 1.4211 | 0.05324 | 152 | 102 | 36 | 14 |
624 | Location, location, location! | 1.4211 | 0.05568 | 133 | 88 | 34 | 11 |
625 | I love the new open office design, and you can't beat the commute. | 1.4211 | 0.05359 | 133 | 86 | 38 | 9 |
626 | Check this out Mary! I`ve finally found the ideal balance between work and home life! | 1.4207 | 0.05116 | 164 | 110 | 39 | 15 |
627 | Didn’t you see? They said that the fully vaccinated can now work 8 to 10 steps from home. | 1.4207 | 0.05594 | 145 | 99 | 31 | 15 |
628 | The mayor said it's okay now to work out of your home. | 1.4204 | 0.04960 | 157 | 102 | 44 | 11 |
629 | Yeah,we’re not doing the all day bathrobe thing anymore. I’m the re-entry enforcer. | 1.4204 | 0.05279 | 157 | 106 | 36 | 15 |
630 | You're not wearing a mask, so I just feel safer out here. | 1.4203 | 0.05709 | 138 | 94 | 30 | 14 |
631 | I’m working my way back to the office gradually. By next week I’ll be three blocks from here. | 1.4201 | 0.04791 | 169 | 110 | 47 | 12 |
632 | I wanted an outside perspective | 1.4200 | 0.05618 | 150 | 104 | 29 | 17 |
633 | This appeals more to me than staying home OR going back to the office. | 1.4196 | 0.05562 | 143 | 97 | 32 | 14 |
634 | I didn't wake you up because your 8:30 canceled. | 1.4196 | 0.05196 | 143 | 93 | 40 | 10 |
635 | Dr. Fauci said it was OK | 1.4196 | 0.05290 | 143 | 94 | 38 | 11 |
636 | I thought I’d try something a little more al desko | 1.4196 | 0.05562 | 143 | 97 | 32 | 14 |
637 | You can come back in now ... I'm off my zoom call" | 1.4194 | 0.05037 | 186 | 129 | 36 | 21 |
638 | The city is halfway back, and so am I. | 1.4189 | 0.04983 | 148 | 95 | 44 | 9 |
639 | Go back inside, dear. I'll be working late. | 1.4189 | 0.05592 | 148 | 102 | 30 | 16 |
640 | I've left Wall Street for Main Street | 1.4187 | 0.05053 | 160 | 106 | 41 | 13 |
641 | Sir, I don’t think this is how the remote office works. | 1.4187 | 0.04974 | 160 | 105 | 43 | 12 |
642 | I think I'm really starting to get the hang of this "work from home" thing. | 1.4186 | 0.05358 | 129 | 83 | 38 | 8 |
643 | You’re booked for a 10 AM ‘Matlock’ rerun. | 1.4186 | 0.05579 | 129 | 85 | 34 | 10 |
644 | I'm returning to the office one step at a time. Tomorrow I'll be across the street. | 1.4184 | 0.05527 | 141 | 95 | 33 | 13 |
645 | I’ll be here every day 9-5 (except for 11am-2pm on Tuesdays and Fridays when I’ll be across the street). | 1.4184 | 0.05341 | 141 | 93 | 37 | 11 |
646 | I'm sorry, you'll need to make an appointment. | 1.4179 | 0.05433 | 134 | 88 | 36 | 10 |
647 | I know it's not ideal, but it's just until we can afford a divorce. | 1.4179 | 0.05535 | 134 | 89 | 34 | 11 |
648 | They say it's going to rain later this afternoon. Can you give me a hand with the desk at 4:15? | 1.4178 | 0.05212 | 146 | 96 | 39 | 11 |
649 | It was this or more homemade sourdough. | 1.4178 | 0.05477 | 146 | 99 | 33 | 14 |
650 | I just got so tired of working from home... do you mind? | 1.4177 | 0.04936 | 158 | 103 | 44 | 11 |
651 | I'm transitioning from home to my office. | 1.4177 | 0.05252 | 158 | 107 | 36 | 15 |
652 | I've got a ton of pre-orders for this summer's lemonade stand. | 1.4172 | 0.05091 | 151 | 99 | 41 | 11 |
653 | Yes, but the commute is so much shorter." | 1.4172 | 0.05061 | 163 | 109 | 40 | 14 |
654 | I find there's less distractions, since I've moved my home office out here. | 1.4167 | 0.05261 | 144 | 95 | 38 | 11 |
655 | No, what you're cooking doesn't smell bad. What makes you think that? | 1.4167 | 0.05168 | 144 | 94 | 40 | 10 |
656 | That's what you meant when you told me to go public with my business right? | 1.4167 | 0.05695 | 132 | 89 | 31 | 12 |
657 | I thought I’d get myself out there! | 1.4161 | 0.05545 | 137 | 92 | 33 | 12 |
658 | Honey, go play inside. Mommy is working. | 1.4156 | 0.05427 | 154 | 106 | 32 | 16 |
659 | I don’t think of it as an eviction; it’s an exclusive invitation to an outdoor collaborative workspace. | 1.4155 | 0.05586 | 142 | 97 | 31 | 14 |
660 | Fresh lemonade when you get your taxes done curbside! | 1.4155 | 0.05675 | 142 | 98 | 29 | 15 |
661 | It’s the new open office concept, George. | 1.4155 | 0.05496 | 142 | 96 | 33 | 13 |
662 | Not now. I’m in the flow. | 1.4154 | 0.05652 | 130 | 87 | 32 | 11 |
663 | Honey, I just needed some privacy. | 1.4148 | 0.05700 | 135 | 92 | 30 | 13 |
664 | Harold thought it was the same old nightmare until he realized he had clothes on. | 1.4148 | 0.05796 | 135 | 93 | 28 | 14 |
665 | This seemed like a reasonable compromise between "Work From Home" and "Return To Office". | 1.4146 | 0.05036 | 164 | 110 | 40 | 14 |
666 | Cuomo’s on one, Fauci’s on two and your mother’s on three. They all want to know when you’re getting your vaccine. | 1.4143 | 0.05734 | 140 | 97 | 28 | 15 |
667 | What? As advised I’m SLOWLY returning to the office | 1.4140 | 0.05195 | 157 | 106 | 37 | 14 |
668 | Please get these people out of my office! | 1.4135 | 0.05858 | 133 | 92 | 27 | 14 |
669 | You don't need one. That bathrobe should keep everyone-at least-50 yards away. | 1.4132 | 0.04971 | 167 | 112 | 41 | 14 |
670 | I called everyone to let them know you're working from home, Mr. Grant. Your 9 AM appointment is waiting across the street. | 1.4127 | 0.05665 | 126 | 84 | 32 | 10 |
671 | Sorry, the Starbucks was packed. | 1.4127 | 0.05665 | 126 | 84 | 32 | 10 |
672 | I’m easing back into ‘going’ to the office. | 1.4126 | 0.05188 | 143 | 94 | 39 | 10 |
673 | It’s my satellite office now that things are opening up.. | 1.4126 | 0.05092 | 143 | 93 | 41 | 9 |
674 | The manager said I needed to find a way to engage with the public more effectively. | 1.4126 | 0.05092 | 143 | 93 | 41 | 9 |
675 | Word on the street says open air office spaces area all the rage. | 1.4122 | 0.05667 | 148 | 104 | 27 | 17 |
676 | Ok so I’m taking it stages | 1.4122 | 0.05157 | 148 | 98 | 39 | 11 |
677 | Can you all keep it down? I'm on a Zoom. | 1.4118 | 0.06038 | 136 | 97 | 22 | 17 |
678 | Honey, I came to an agreement with the HR department. I don’t feel like going back to the office yet, but I won't work from home either. | 1.4113 | 0.05520 | 141 | 96 | 32 | 13 |
679 | If you need, me I'm in my office. | 1.4113 | 0.05493 | 124 | 81 | 35 | 8 |
680 | I promise, no more 3 bean salad for lunch | 1.4098 | 0.05907 | 122 | 83 | 28 | 11 |
681 | I missed being on the road for work. | 1.4094 | 0.05629 | 127 | 85 | 32 | 10 |
682 | No offense but working from home got lonely. | 1.4094 | 0.06159 | 127 | 90 | 22 | 15 |
683 | 'its part of my staged plan to go back to office working...' | 1.4094 | 0.05847 | 127 | 87 | 28 | 12 |
684 | Hey! I’m workin’ here! | 1.4094 | 0.05739 | 127 | 86 | 30 | 11 |
685 | I’m selling lemonade coin | 1.4094 | 0.06057 | 127 | 89 | 24 | 14 |
686 | But the lighting’s so much better out here. | 1.4094 | 0.05388 | 149 | 102 | 33 | 14 |
687 | The ad said work from home, right? | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
688 | I'm moving back to the office in stages. | 1.4088 | 0.05295 | 159 | 110 | 33 | 16 |
689 | Every day, I move one foot closer to the office. | 1.4088 | 0.05339 | 137 | 91 | 36 | 10 |
690 | ”I’ve decided to move back to working at the the office a little at a time. | 1.4088 | 0.04920 | 137 | 87 | 44 | 6 |
691 | Mr Smith rang to cancel his zoom call. You can take your pj’s off again. | 1.4088 | 0.05536 | 137 | 93 | 32 | 12 |
692 | Good morning, sir! Your monthly report is ready, you have three new messages, you have a conference call in 10 minutes, and I can see your junk. | 1.4085 | 0.05248 | 164 | 114 | 33 | 17 |
693 | I'm returning to work gradually. | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
694 | I do the accounting for the sidewalk restaurant two doors down. | 1.4082 | 0.05440 | 147 | 101 | 32 | 14 |
695 | You have your work-from-home setup, I have mine. | 1.4082 | 0.05177 | 147 | 98 | 38 | 11 |
696 | Welcome to my branch home office. | 1.4082 | 0.05354 | 147 | 100 | 34 | 13 |
697 | This way I get to work from home and be around people. | 1.4079 | 0.05227 | 152 | 103 | 36 | 13 |
698 | They said I couldn't work from home anymore! | 1.4077 | 0.05203 | 130 | 84 | 39 | 7 |
699 | But you love al fresco dining. | 1.4076 | 0.04946 | 157 | 104 | 42 | 11 |
700 | Baby steps. I’m slowly working my way back to the office. | 1.4074 | 0.05493 | 135 | 91 | 33 | 11 |
701 | Just because you still want to work at home doesn’t mean I have to! | 1.4074 | 0.04965 | 135 | 86 | 43 | 6 |
702 | I love my new home office | 1.4074 | 0.05493 | 135 | 91 | 33 | 11 |
703 | This was not what I meant when I said you need to start working out! | 1.4074 | 0.05691 | 135 | 93 | 29 | 13 |
704 | Look at me! It’s safe to leave the house. | 1.4074 | 0.05493 | 135 | 91 | 33 | 11 |
705 | It's my new open concept office | 1.4071 | 0.05450 | 140 | 95 | 33 | 12 |
706 | Just tell them I'm working from home today" | 1.4071 | 0.05543 | 140 | 96 | 31 | 13 |
707 | But I told you I wasn’t working from home this morning.. | 1.4069 | 0.05225 | 145 | 97 | 37 | 11 |
708 | I work faster when you're not interrupting me. | 1.4069 | 0.05405 | 145 | 99 | 33 | 13 |
709 | I’m giving my two weeks notice. | 1.4067 | 0.05103 | 150 | 100 | 39 | 11 |
710 | I'm phasing in a return to work from the office. | 1.4065 | 0.04988 | 155 | 103 | 41 | 11 |
711 | I couldn’t concentrate on my work because it was too quiet inside. | 1.4065 | 0.04640 | 155 | 99 | 49 | 7 |
712 | This is just a side hustle. | 1.4062 | 0.05703 | 128 | 87 | 30 | 11 |
713 | HR said we should prepare to gradually return to the office. | 1.4062 | 0.05483 | 128 | 85 | 34 | 9 |
714 | No need for an Open House! We have multiple cash offers! | 1.4058 | 0.05693 | 138 | 96 | 28 | 14 |
715 | We told you we provide the services at your doorstep, lady! | 1.4056 | 0.05274 | 143 | 96 | 36 | 11 |
716 | Oh hi Pam! I just had to get outside my comfort zone | 1.4050 | 0.06051 | 121 | 84 | 25 | 12 |
717 | You've been in a coma, I'll explain everything. | 1.4048 | 0.06292 | 126 | 91 | 19 | 16 |
718 | We can start working in between the office and home now! | 1.4048 | 0.05541 | 126 | 84 | 33 | 9 |
719 | I’s a pop-up work at home. | 1.4048 | 0.05766 | 126 | 86 | 29 | 11 |
720 | I missed having a commute. | 1.4046 | 0.05712 | 131 | 90 | 29 | 12 |
721 | I figured if they let restaurants work on the sidewalk, that maybe I could work on the sidewalk too! | 1.4044 | 0.04826 | 136 | 86 | 45 | 5 |
722 | Your 9:30 will be late, he spilled coffee on his pajamas. | 1.4044 | 0.05753 | 136 | 95 | 27 | 14 |
723 | I've already added ten steps to my office commute! | 1.4043 | 0.05130 | 141 | 93 | 39 | 9 |
724 | I still don't have that corner office, but I am working on it. | 1.4043 | 0.05511 | 141 | 97 | 31 | 13 |
725 | Make an appointment like everybody else. | 1.4040 | 0.05413 | 151 | 105 | 31 | 15 |
726 | Hey if the restaurants are doing it - why not? | 1.4037 | 0.05014 | 161 | 109 | 39 | 13 |
727 | This work from home thing doesn't work for me anymore | 1.4037 | 0.05166 | 161 | 111 | 35 | 15 |
728 | I'm just gonna go back inside and pretend I'm not vaccinated. | 1.4032 | 0.06158 | 124 | 88 | 22 | 14 |
729 | Your two o'clock also cancelled. Your maskless idea was genius. | 1.4028 | 0.05689 | 144 | 102 | 26 | 16 |
730 | My office still has us working from home, but I miss being around people. | 1.4027 | 0.05121 | 149 | 100 | 38 | 11 |
731 | I’m so done with working from home. | 1.4026 | 0.05413 | 154 | 108 | 30 | 16 |
732 | Cream, no sugar Fred, and lose the pajamas. | 1.4026 | 0.04920 | 154 | 102 | 42 | 10 |
733 | You’re late | 1.4017 | 0.06077 | 117 | 81 | 25 | 11 |
734 | It's the closest I can get to in-person! | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
735 | It's a work around. It's a walk around. It's a work around walk around. | 1.4015 | 0.05527 | 137 | 94 | 31 | 12 |
736 | I'm slowly transitioning my way back to the office. | 1.4015 | 0.05329 | 137 | 92 | 35 | 10 |
737 | Nobody wants lemonade, so I'm reconciling checkbooks. | 1.4014 | 0.05257 | 147 | 100 | 35 | 12 |
738 | You said you wanted me to get out and meet more people/ | 1.4013 | 0.04962 | 152 | 101 | 41 | 10 |
739 | Lighten up! I''m vaccinated. | 1.4013 | 0.05258 | 157 | 109 | 33 | 15 |
740 | Since you refuse to come into the office… The office had no choice but to come to you | 1.4000 | 0.05382 | 135 | 91 | 34 | 10 |
741 | Are we taking walk-ins? | 1.4000 | 0.05307 | 145 | 99 | 34 | 12 |
742 | At first, I was bit skeptical about working from home, but I've adapted. | 1.4000 | 0.05682 | 135 | 94 | 28 | 13 |
743 | I told you I was working remotely today. | 1.4000 | 0.05475 | 120 | 79 | 34 | 7 |
744 | Besides fat chalk, what other office supplies should I order? | 1.4000 | 0.05792 | 125 | 86 | 28 | 11 |
745 | You said that I could have a downstairs office. | 1.4000 | 0.04809 | 155 | 102 | 44 | 9 |
746 | I'm working outside of my comfort zone." | 1.4000 | 0.05345 | 140 | 95 | 34 | 11 |
747 | After a year at working from home, I needed a change of scenery. | 1.4000 | 0.05767 | 115 | 77 | 30 | 8 |
748 | I should have stuck to lemonade. | 1.4000 | 0.05307 | 145 | 99 | 34 | 12 |
749 | I'm working my way back into the office. | 1.4000 | 0.05565 | 125 | 84 | 32 | 9 |
750 | Let me know when it's safe to come back inside. | 1.4000 | 0.05267 | 150 | 103 | 34 | 13 |
751 | Being out here risks Covid. Being in there with the biggest drama queen ever guarantees my suicide. | 1.4000 | 0.05307 | 145 | 99 | 34 | 12 |
752 | „So that’s what partially remote means.” | 1.4000 | 0.06011 | 125 | 88 | 24 | 13 |
753 | It’s called a phased return | 1.4000 | 0.05123 | 145 | 97 | 38 | 10 |
754 | Working from home sure does have its curb appeal. | 1.4000 | 0.05717 | 140 | 99 | 26 | 15 |
755 | I don't think this is what "street cred" is. | 1.3986 | 0.05140 | 148 | 100 | 37 | 11 |
756 | I'm going to miss the outdoors when this pandemic is over. | 1.3986 | 0.05538 | 143 | 100 | 29 | 14 |
757 | Technically, I don’t actually need to wear a mask while I’m at my desk. | 1.3986 | 0.05170 | 143 | 96 | 37 | 10 |
758 | You’re right. Working remotely means I can work from anywhere in the world. | 1.3986 | 0.05198 | 138 | 92 | 37 | 9 |
759 | I'll be almost working from home today. | 1.3986 | 0.05198 | 138 | 92 | 37 | 9 |
760 | We have an 8:15 cancellation. Go ahead and shower. | 1.3985 | 0.05222 | 133 | 88 | 37 | 8 |
761 | I'm just trying to be less remote, Timmy. | 1.3985 | 0.05330 | 133 | 89 | 35 | 9 |
762 | No, Ralph in Accounting has the ketchup. | 1.3985 | 0.05642 | 133 | 92 | 29 | 12 |
763 | Well this area has such a problem with street crime, I thought "Why not a street attorney?" | 1.3985 | 0.05840 | 133 | 94 | 25 | 14 |
764 | I wanted a longer commute. | 1.3985 | 0.05540 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
765 | What? I told them we’d have class outside today | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
766 | Yes, you're dreaming. Dreaming that you can continue to work from home and have a administrative assistant. | 1.3983 | 0.05790 | 118 | 80 | 29 | 9 |
767 | No calls. I'm at work. | 1.3974 | 0.04890 | 151 | 100 | 42 | 9 |
768 | My boss asked me to start to transition away from 'work from home'. | 1.3973 | 0.05187 | 146 | 99 | 36 | 11 |
769 | Bring me some kool-aid so I can make some real money. | 1.3971 | 0.05743 | 136 | 96 | 26 | 14 |
770 | I’m tired of working at home! | 1.3967 | 0.05564 | 121 | 81 | 32 | 8 |
771 | Yes, I’m working from home...” Your home. | 1.3967 | 0.05807 | 121 | 83 | 28 | 10 |
772 | I missed my morning commute. | 1.3966 | 0.05727 | 116 | 78 | 30 | 8 |
773 | Now is this enough personal space for you, Karen? | 1.3966 | 0.06107 | 116 | 81 | 24 | 11 |
774 | It feels good to be back in an open office. | 1.3961 | 0.04911 | 154 | 103 | 41 | 10 |
775 | You were right, Honey! All I needed to finish my novel was to get out among the people. | 1.3958 | 0.05142 | 144 | 97 | 37 | 10 |
776 | The plan is to ease you back into the office environment. | 1.3950 | 0.05873 | 119 | 82 | 27 | 10 |
777 | Shall I tell them you’re not available? | 1.3950 | 0.05232 | 119 | 77 | 37 | 5 |
778 | I'm easing my way back to work. | 1.3947 | 0.04953 | 152 | 102 | 40 | 10 |
779 | You work from home the way you want to work from home, and I’ll work from home the way I want to work from home. | 1.3947 | 0.06307 | 114 | 81 | 21 | 12 |
780 | I won’t be in today, I’m working remotely. | 1.3944 | 0.05470 | 142 | 99 | 30 | 13 |
781 | . "Thanks honey. I have my pants on." | 1.3944 | 0.05470 | 142 | 99 | 30 | 13 |
782 | Go ahead, call the police, you don't have a mask on either. | 1.3939 | 0.05867 | 132 | 94 | 24 | 14 |
783 | Transitioning back to the office, slowly. | 1.3939 | 0.05666 | 132 | 92 | 28 | 12 |
784 | Oh Hi!, In case you decide to list, I just thought I'd get set-up for the multiple offers. | 1.3937 | 0.05718 | 127 | 88 | 28 | 11 |
785 | Office with a city view. | 1.3937 | 0.05607 | 127 | 87 | 30 | 10 |
786 | If the neighbor's kid can sell lemonade why can't I sell my legal services? | 1.3929 | 0.06387 | 112 | 80 | 20 | 12 |
787 | Will Punxsutawney Penelope declare six more weeks of lockdown? | 1.3929 | 0.05525 | 140 | 98 | 29 | 13 |
788 | Thought an outdoor office would be nice now things are back to normal. | 1.3929 | 0.05723 | 112 | 75 | 30 | 7 |
789 | This isn’t what I was thinking when I recommended a Madison Ave desk job | 1.3929 | 0.05335 | 140 | 96 | 33 | 11 |
790 | Honey, could you get the CDC on the phone for me? I need some clarification... | 1.3929 | 0.05335 | 140 | 96 | 33 | 11 |
791 | I wanted to change my Zoom background. | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
792 | This is just temporary until lumber prices drop and we can finish building out the addition. | 1.3923 | 0.05405 | 130 | 88 | 33 | 9 |
793 | I need to see other people. | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
794 | What do you mean you can't find any street clothes that fit you? | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
795 | Perfect zoom background from here. | 1.3916 | 0.05160 | 143 | 97 | 36 | 10 |
796 | I'm working VERY remotely today. | 1.3916 | 0.05064 | 143 | 96 | 38 | 9 |
797 | One step at a time, Fred. One step at a time. | 1.3916 | 0.05160 | 143 | 97 | 36 | 10 |
798 | I’m homing from work. | 1.3913 | 0.05485 | 138 | 96 | 30 | 12 |
799 | " Each day we are getting a little closer to going back to the office. | 1.3913 | 0.05288 | 138 | 94 | 34 | 10 |
800 | They said I didn't have to go in, but I miss the people | 1.3910 | 0.05731 | 133 | 94 | 26 | 13 |
801 | Okay Judge, the jury is present so we can start the trial." | 1.3909 | 0.06470 | 110 | 79 | 19 | 12 |
802 | I'm moving back to the office. Gradually. | 1.3909 | 0.05932 | 110 | 75 | 27 | 8 |
803 | What am I doing?..Moving my desk back into the office one step at a time. | 1.3906 | 0.05681 | 128 | 89 | 28 | 11 |
804 | No, it’s fine. They said masks at the office were optional. | 1.3906 | 0.05572 | 128 | 88 | 30 | 10 |
805 | The office said I could no longer work from home. | 1.3905 | 0.04830 | 169 | 116 | 40 | 13 |
806 | I called the landlord's bluff. | 1.3904 | 0.05177 | 146 | 100 | 35 | 11 |
807 | Ellen, maybe if you wear a mask, people won't look at you funny. | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
808 | The company wants you to have secretarial support while you work from home. | 1.3897 | 0.05340 | 136 | 93 | 33 | 10 |
809 | I already miss working from home. | 1.3893 | 0.05149 | 131 | 87 | 37 | 7 |
810 | My commute has never been better! | 1.3893 | 0.05480 | 131 | 90 | 31 | 10 |
811 | I like to work in a space with a lot of atmosphere. | 1.3893 | 0.04794 | 131 | 84 | 43 | 4 |
812 | My doctor told me I’m not getting enough vitamin D. | 1.3893 | 0.05013 | 149 | 101 | 38 | 10 |
813 | Honey, let me show you an easier way to change your zoom background. | 1.3889 | 0.06422 | 108 | 77 | 20 | 11 |
814 | I can assure you no one is getting in or out. | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
815 | What’s “normal” anymore? | 1.3889 | 0.05743 | 126 | 88 | 27 | 11 |
816 | I told you this job would require traveling. | 1.3884 | 0.06027 | 121 | 86 | 23 | 12 |
817 | Not working from my kitchen, it feels like everything is normal again! | 1.3884 | 0.06027 | 121 | 86 | 23 | 12 |
818 | Oops! I forgot my pants. | 1.3881 | 0.05696 | 134 | 95 | 26 | 13 |
819 | I love working from home in the good weather! | 1.3881 | 0.05392 | 134 | 92 | 32 | 10 |
820 | It’s a hybrid work arrangement | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
821 | I'm just taking this end of work from home thing one step at a time. | 1.3878 | 0.05149 | 147 | 101 | 35 | 11 |
822 | I don't think this hybrid model is working. | 1.3878 | 0.04965 | 147 | 99 | 39 | 9 |
823 | You got picked for one New Yorker caption, that does not make you an author!! | 1.3876 | 0.05751 | 129 | 91 | 26 | 12 |
824 | I like to get out and be sociable for a change" | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
825 | Can you believe I have to wear PANTS today? | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
826 | I’m starting to move to a hybrid work model | 1.3876 | 0.05314 | 129 | 87 | 34 | 8 |
827 | I'm working from homeless. | 1.3874 | 0.06161 | 111 | 78 | 23 | 10 |
828 | Get packed. I just sold your apartment and you purchased the buyers' house in Botswana. | 1.3874 | 0.05889 | 111 | 76 | 27 | 8 |
829 | With the rent on their studio apartment costing more than both salaries combined, Judy had turned to the streets to supplement the household income | 1.3874 | 0.06671 | 111 | 82 | 15 | 14 |
830 | I'm getting closer to returning to work everyday. | 1.3873 | 0.04982 | 142 | 95 | 39 | 8 |
831 | The new home office certainly attracts more foot traffic. | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
832 | Weening from work at home. | 1.3871 | 0.05692 | 124 | 86 | 28 | 10 |
833 | I thought it was a revolutionary idea until a poodle peed on the desk | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
834 | I told you I had to step outside for a meeting. | 1.3866 | 0.05737 | 119 | 82 | 28 | 9 |
835 | I find it easier to write when I’m physically closer to my characters. | 1.3866 | 0.05737 | 119 | 82 | 28 | 9 |
836 | Where do you think you're going? | 1.3866 | 0.06549 | 119 | 89 | 14 | 16 |
837 | We'll just have you take it one step at a time. | 1.3864 | 0.05446 | 132 | 91 | 31 | 10 |
838 | It's almost like being at work again! | 1.3864 | 0.05118 | 132 | 88 | 37 | 7 |
839 | It's the first step toward going back to the office. | 1.3864 | 0.05230 | 132 | 89 | 35 | 8 |
840 | It helped with writer’s block | 1.3862 | 0.05196 | 145 | 100 | 34 | 11 |
841 | this is a way better office than at home. | 1.3858 | 0.05482 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
842 | The latest CDC guidelines say wear masks, work outdoors. | 1.3858 | 0.05595 | 127 | 88 | 29 | 10 |
843 | I'm working on enhancing my street cred. | 1.3858 | 0.05482 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
844 | Do you mind knocking before entering my office | 1.3852 | 0.05515 | 122 | 83 | 31 | 8 |
845 | I’m focusing on my work-life balance. | 1.3852 | 0.05360 | 135 | 93 | 32 | 10 |
846 | One step at a time as you emerge from your Pandemic cave. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
847 | I'm looking for work outside of the house. | 1.3846 | 0.05281 | 130 | 88 | 34 | 8 |
848 | Are you sure this counts as working at home? | 1.3846 | 0.05167 | 130 | 87 | 36 | 7 |
849 | I am making the transition back to the office in three block increments. | 1.3841 | 0.05176 | 138 | 94 | 35 | 9 |
850 | I'm just not ready to go back to the office yet | 1.3841 | 0.05664 | 138 | 99 | 25 | 14 |
851 | I just have to move it for street cleaning. | 1.3840 | 0.05879 | 125 | 89 | 24 | 12 |
852 | The office wants me to come in, but I want to work from home, so we compromised. | 1.3840 | 0.05422 | 125 | 85 | 32 | 8 |
853 | It's okay. No one cares what you think." | 1.3833 | 0.06170 | 120 | 87 | 20 | 13 |
854 | I'm here for your eight step social reentry. | 1.3833 | 0.05698 | 120 | 83 | 28 | 9 |
855 | Sorry, I’m having connection issues. | 1.3833 | 0.05820 | 120 | 84 | 26 | 10 |
856 | Actually, your entire staff is crowd funding me in the hope you will continue working from home indefinitely! | 1.3832 | 0.06725 | 107 | 79 | 15 | 13 |
857 | And you said I wouldn't be able to get any work done... I'm pleasantly surprised by the lack of interruptions. | 1.3831 | 0.04892 | 154 | 105 | 39 | 10 |
858 | I got 8 steps so far today on my commute.... | 1.3830 | 0.04896 | 141 | 94 | 40 | 7 |
859 | The boss wants more blue-sky thinking. | 1.3828 | 0.05448 | 128 | 88 | 31 | 9 |
860 | If you see your shadow it's three more months of masks. | 1.3828 | 0.05882 | 128 | 92 | 23 | 13 |
861 | You are late for the new normal! | 1.3828 | 0.05669 | 128 | 90 | 27 | 11 |
862 | I wanted more office space. | 1.3828 | 0.05217 | 128 | 86 | 35 | 7 |
863 | No messages yet, sir.. | 1.3818 | 0.06055 | 110 | 77 | 24 | 9 |
864 | I needed some street cred for my next book | 1.3817 | 0.05574 | 131 | 92 | 28 | 11 |
865 | We hired a new intern this morning, but he's a little squirrely. | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
866 | You won’t come to the office so the office comes to you | 1.3810 | 0.05840 | 126 | 90 | 24 | 12 |
867 | I'm slowly acclimating to going back to the office. | 1.3810 | 0.05730 | 126 | 89 | 26 | 11 |
868 | You didn't pay your taxes this year, so I figured I'd come to you | 1.3810 | 0.05730 | 126 | 89 | 26 | 11 |
869 | Yes, your 4:00 appointment to walk outside has been confirmed, sir. | 1.3806 | 0.05036 | 155 | 108 | 35 | 12 |
870 | Good news! Your 8 a.m. cancelled. | 1.3806 | 0.05585 | 134 | 95 | 27 | 12 |
871 | I'm returning to working at the office in baby steps. | 1.3806 | 0.05167 | 134 | 91 | 35 | 8 |
872 | Wow! Did you know you can connect with people without a phone? | 1.3805 | 0.05804 | 113 | 78 | 27 | 8 |
873 | When you kicked me to the curb, I decided to have fun with it. | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
874 | In order to get the promotion while working remotely, I was told to take on responsibilities with more visibility and external exposure. | 1.3805 | 0.06325 | 113 | 82 | 19 | 12 |
875 | I'm only street smart. | 1.3802 | 0.05780 | 121 | 85 | 26 | 10 |
876 | Your nightmares are folding in on themselves: You have to go back to the office but only your pajamas fit you now. You're in public but with no mask. And I need your fourth-grade history report. | 1.3802 | 0.05898 | 121 | 86 | 24 | 11 |
877 | It's fine Jean, the desk ensures sufficient social distancing. | 1.3802 | 0.05780 | 121 | 85 | 26 | 10 |
878 | I’m your out-of-office response. | 1.3798 | 0.05844 | 129 | 93 | 23 | 13 |
879 | I'm happy to start at 7.23 a.m., Sir | 1.3796 | 0.05988 | 108 | 75 | 25 | 8 |
880 | Don’t forgot to also tell Trevor Noah it’s ok to come out now | 1.3796 | 0.05988 | 108 | 75 | 25 | 8 |
881 | All I told them was I was ok with no longer working from home. | 1.3790 | 0.05793 | 124 | 88 | 25 | 11 |
882 | After quarantining with you for a year I needed to move my office. | 1.3790 | 0.05793 | 124 | 88 | 25 | 11 |
883 | I needed a change of scenery | 1.3790 | 0.05443 | 124 | 85 | 31 | 8 |
884 | We now offer work at an inconvenient location instead of inconvenient time. | 1.3788 | 0.05434 | 132 | 92 | 30 | 10 |
885 | Get the camera ready, dear. I think I see another Karen coming. | 1.3786 | 0.05708 | 103 | 69 | 29 | 5 |
886 | One moment, please—I’m in the middle of rush-hour traffic. | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
887 | I am working from home, just not mine! | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
888 | I'll just go ahead and reschedule everything for next year, then? | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
889 | I did tell you I’m not working at home any more… | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
890 | Great start to the first day of transitioning back to the office! | 1.3782 | 0.05468 | 119 | 81 | 31 | 7 |
891 | Your 9 o'clock is running late, and I have rescheduled your 2p Zoom. | 1.3780 | 0.05235 | 127 | 86 | 34 | 7 |
892 | Honey, I’m at my desk procrastinating! It’s just like being in the office! | 1.3780 | 0.05582 | 127 | 89 | 28 | 10 |
893 | One step at a time, Hon' | 1.3778 | 0.05649 | 135 | 97 | 25 | 13 |
894 | I couldn't sleep. | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
895 | Paul Schneider on line two and remember you have a zoom scheduled for 10 this morning! | 1.3774 | 0.05912 | 106 | 73 | 26 | 7 |
896 | Look, Honey. New York is coming back. | 1.3772 | 0.05896 | 114 | 80 | 25 | 9 |
897 | When my friend told me everything in New York is right on your doorstep, I didn't think they meant literally. | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
898 | What? It's the new wall street! | 1.3772 | 0.06154 | 114 | 82 | 21 | 11 |
899 | It's okay. This is called "outside." | 1.3770 | 0.05972 | 122 | 88 | 22 | 12 |
900 | Get vaccinated and enter a drawing for a new robe and slippers. | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
901 | We're going back to the office really, really incrementally. | 1.3770 | 0.05248 | 122 | 82 | 34 | 6 |
902 | You maybe right that "stay outdoors" and "work from home" were two separate suggestions | 1.3770 | 0.05858 | 122 | 87 | 24 | 11 |
903 | Eating at my desk is allowed, as long as it’s outdoor seating. | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
904 | Honey I forgot my lunch at home, could you bring it to the office? | 1.3770 | 0.05375 | 122 | 83 | 32 | 7 |
905 | Covid is over. I'm vaxed and back boss! | 1.3769 | 0.05908 | 130 | 95 | 21 | 14 |
906 | The pigeons are saving me a fortune in Wite-Out. | 1.3769 | 0.06008 | 130 | 96 | 19 | 15 |
907 | Can you bring me my pants? I wasn’t expecting all the rubberneckers. | 1.3768 | 0.05652 | 138 | 100 | 24 | 14 |
908 | If you don't believe in my writing, then maybe somebody out here will | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
909 | If you don’t mind, Mr. Johnson, I‘be taken the initiative on a hybrid re-entry program for you. | 1.3761 | 0.05913 | 117 | 83 | 24 | 10 |
910 | It’s okay, your 9:30 appointment is running late. | 1.3761 | 0.05658 | 117 | 81 | 28 | 8 |
911 | If food courts can rely on foot traffic for business, so can attorneys. | 1.3761 | 0.05913 | 117 | 83 | 24 | 10 |
912 | I work better with an audience. | 1.3760 | 0.05526 | 125 | 87 | 29 | 9 |
913 | After 17 years burrowed in darkness, a brood member emerges to molt and mate. | 1.3760 | 0.05975 | 125 | 91 | 21 | 13 |
914 | As an old prophet once said, 'If you cannot come to the office, the office will come to you.' | 1.3760 | 0.05408 | 125 | 86 | 31 | 8 |
915 | This sidewalk accounting isn't cutting it... think we should go back to the lemonade thing? | 1.3760 | 0.05975 | 125 | 91 | 21 | 13 |
916 | Let’s just call it my “soft return” to the office. | 1.3759 | 0.04725 | 133 | 87 | 42 | 4 |
917 | Would you like me to hold your calls? | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
918 | Maybe I misunderstood CDC guidelines, but I am wearing pants. | 1.3750 | 0.05167 | 120 | 80 | 35 | 5 |
919 | That's right dear. The pandemic is over and you need to go to work too. | 1.3750 | 0.05559 | 120 | 83 | 29 | 8 |
920 | Honey, I think I need a sign. Something like, "I'm vaxed, waxed, and ready to help the taxed." | 1.3750 | 0.05690 | 112 | 77 | 28 | 7 |
921 | Have you forgotten what outdoor clothes are? | 1.3750 | 0.05690 | 112 | 77 | 28 | 7 |
922 | So, you say you’ve had this dream before? | 1.3750 | 0.06358 | 112 | 82 | 18 | 12 |
923 | Everyone loves the idea...they just seem reluctant to pay for it. | 1.3750 | 0.05985 | 104 | 72 | 25 | 7 |
924 | Parent/Teacher Conferences will begin shortly. Pants are optional. | 1.3750 | 0.05690 | 112 | 77 | 28 | 7 |
925 | Restaurants can, why can’t I? | 1.3750 | 0.05320 | 128 | 88 | 32 | 8 |
926 | Step right up! Viewings for APT 2C will be commencing shortly. | 1.3750 | 0.06290 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
927 | Your 11 am nap just canceled. | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
928 | Just showing off my vaccination status. | 1.3740 | 0.05455 | 131 | 92 | 29 | 10 |
929 | The company did say it was looking for a compromise between working at the office and working from home. | 1.3738 | 0.05867 | 107 | 74 | 26 | 7 |
930 | I will be home after rush hour. | 1.3731 | 0.05573 | 134 | 96 | 26 | 12 |
931 | Can you believe I'm more productive here than in the bedroom? | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
932 | I’m not ready to make my way back to the office after this past year. But I do want to get used to people again. | 1.3730 | 0.05373 | 126 | 87 | 31 | 8 |
933 | Sorry,this is as close as we get to hybrid schooling. | 1.3730 | 0.05253 | 126 | 86 | 33 | 7 |
934 | I'm reintegrating into post-pandemic life 10 feet at a time. | 1.3730 | 0.05373 | 126 | 87 | 31 | 8 |
935 | I''m swamped with paperwork and will be home late. | 1.3730 | 0.05490 | 126 | 88 | 29 | 9 |
936 | I'm sorry, B, but I'd rather have their germs than your banana bread again | 1.3730 | 0.05716 | 126 | 90 | 25 | 11 |
937 | I said you need to work out but I meant exercise. | 1.3727 | 0.06309 | 110 | 80 | 19 | 11 |
938 | Honey, bring me my mask and the framed photo of the kids. | 1.3719 | 0.05521 | 121 | 84 | 29 | 8 |
939 | Don't make your entrance yet, I'm still gathering a crowd. | 1.3717 | 0.05787 | 113 | 79 | 26 | 8 |
940 | I’m slowly making my way back to the office. | 1.3714 | 0.05492 | 140 | 101 | 26 | 13 |
941 | Getting back to the office after all this time is hard. I’m taking it slowly. | 1.3714 | 0.05301 | 140 | 99 | 30 | 11 |
942 | Yes, Steven, this is what I meant by curbside learning. | 1.3710 | 0.05181 | 124 | 84 | 34 | 6 |
943 | Thus, my steady migration from my bed to my office has begun. | 1.3710 | 0.05547 | 124 | 87 | 28 | 9 |
944 | Honey, I found the perfect wifi spot for my zoom meetings. | 1.3710 | 0.05547 | 124 | 87 | 28 | 9 |
945 | Hey hon, the New Yorker is looking for another caption. | 1.3707 | 0.05681 | 116 | 81 | 27 | 8 |
946 | Build it and they will come--and go. | 1.3707 | 0.05939 | 116 | 83 | 23 | 10 |
947 | No, I’m not be sure if this is your back to work nightmare or mine either. | 1.3707 | 0.06064 | 116 | 84 | 21 | 11 |
948 | I am much more productive with the white noise, but I could do without the cicadas falling into my coffee. | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
949 | Andy...When I said you need to get out more this isn't what I meant! | 1.3704 | 0.05970 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
950 | It’s national Writer’s Block Awareness Day. | 1.3704 | 0.06524 | 108 | 80 | 16 | 12 |
951 | I'm Zoomed out. | 1.3697 | 0.05451 | 119 | 82 | 30 | 7 |
952 | The signings begin at noon, Mr. Salinger. | 1.3697 | 0.06070 | 119 | 87 | 20 | 12 |
953 | Most privacy I've had in over a year, really. | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
954 | What's the wi-fi password? | 1.3694 | 0.06128 | 111 | 80 | 21 | 10 |
955 | Cartoon: two firefighters looking at two fire poles "Since when did the pizza delivery guy get his own pole?” This makes no sense. People go down fire poles, not up them! | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
956 | I want to try living outside of my comfort zone. | 1.3694 | 0.06128 | 111 | 80 | 21 | 10 |
957 | Since we started the hybrid work model, sales from foot traffic has exploded! Plus I get to save our parking spot. | 1.3694 | 0.06128 | 111 | 80 | 21 | 10 |
958 | Honey I’ve decided to embrace outdoor work culture | 1.3694 | 0.05855 | 111 | 78 | 25 | 8 |
959 | Hold all my calls, Miss Schaffer. | 1.3689 | 0.06013 | 103 | 72 | 24 | 7 |
960 | I'm easing my way back into working from the office. | 1.3689 | 0.06169 | 103 | 73 | 22 | 8 |
961 | They said you don't need a mask if you work outdoors. | 1.3689 | 0.05359 | 122 | 84 | 31 | 7 |
962 | I already have two bids to buy your desk! | 1.3689 | 0.05232 | 122 | 83 | 33 | 6 |
963 | This is the new open office concept | 1.3689 | 0.05484 | 122 | 85 | 29 | 8 |
964 | No more Zooming. I'm a people person. | 1.3684 | 0.05609 | 114 | 79 | 28 | 7 |
965 | Hi, I'm being an asshole today. | 1.3684 | 0.05879 | 114 | 81 | 24 | 9 |
966 | Its Okay, honey, I'm just doing some field work. | 1.3681 | 0.05191 | 144 | 102 | 31 | 11 |
967 | It's okay. I'm already vaccinated. | 1.3680 | 0.05392 | 125 | 87 | 30 | 8 |
968 | You're late for school. | 1.3679 | 0.06190 | 106 | 76 | 21 | 9 |
969 | Location, location, location! Business is great! | 1.3679 | 0.06334 | 106 | 77 | 19 | 10 |
970 | Just because I have a desk job it doesn't mean I have to work inside. | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 97 | 28 | 11 |
971 | All the grumbling and swearing will help me transition back to the classroom. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
972 | Tell him I'm still transitioning back to the office. | 1.3676 | 0.04761 | 136 | 91 | 40 | 5 |
973 | I had to make a quick decision on how to save this parking space! | 1.3675 | 0.05642 | 117 | 82 | 27 | 8 |
974 | The home office called. | 1.3673 | 0.06048 | 98 | 68 | 24 | 6 |
975 | Done hibernating? Welcome to the Brave New World! | 1.3673 | 0.06549 | 98 | 71 | 18 | 9 |
976 | We’re all working from home. Yours. | 1.3672 | 0.05856 | 128 | 94 | 21 | 13 |
977 | Honey come inside, I promise I won’t walk naked during your Zoom meeting” | 1.3672 | 0.05960 | 128 | 95 | 19 | 14 |
978 | At least _you_ still get to work from home. | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
979 | I'm taking applications to rent out the guest room. | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
980 | You can come out now! Looks like all your neighbors are vaccinated. | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
981 | The CDC changed those guidelines, darling. These people just don't want anyone to think they are Republicans. | 1.3667 | 0.05667 | 120 | 85 | 26 | 9 |
982 | Do you mind if I order out today? I forgot to pack a lunch. | 1.3667 | 0.05284 | 120 | 82 | 32 | 6 |
983 | How 'bout I just pick up dinner on my way home? | 1.3663 | 0.06089 | 101 | 71 | 23 | 7 |
984 | One small step for my business, one giant step away from you. | 1.3661 | 0.06082 | 112 | 81 | 21 | 10 |
985 | It's a long story, Mr. Van Winkle..... | 1.3661 | 0.05949 | 112 | 80 | 23 | 9 |
986 | All I said was, I’d like a better view. | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
987 | Are we back? Yes, they are coming out of the woodwork. | 1.3654 | 0.05965 | 104 | 73 | 24 | 7 |
988 | Yes, some coffee’d be great | 1.3654 | 0.05965 | 104 | 73 | 24 | 7 |
989 | Honey, I forgot my mask | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
990 | Technically, I'm not working from home. | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
991 | I'm only partially vaccinated! | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
992 | I prefer antisocial distancing. | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
993 | Masks are optional now, but bathrobes are still prohibited. | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
994 | Morning Deb! Your mask-less 9 o’clock appointment with Mom is coming up, I rescheduled ‘all the friends you haven’t seen in a year’ to next week, it’s going to be a busy one. | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
995 | Hang on, honey, I’m in a meeting. | 1.3645 | 0.06142 | 107 | 77 | 21 | 9 |
996 | I might be late. I’m in the middle of rush hour traffic.” | 1.3644 | 0.05855 | 118 | 85 | 23 | 10 |
997 | Your overdue book fine now totals $416.24 with interest. | 1.3644 | 0.05730 | 118 | 84 | 25 | 9 |
998 | You've had your shots, now get out here! | 1.3643 | 0.05605 | 129 | 93 | 25 | 11 |
999 | It's not a phase, mom. | 1.3636 | 0.05282 | 110 | 74 | 32 | 4 |
1000 | The only way for me to work from home is to steal your WiFi | 1.3636 | 0.05122 | 110 | 73 | 34 | 3 |
1001 | Today's lesson is about street smarts. | 1.3636 | 0.05378 | 121 | 84 | 30 | 7 |
1002 | The CDC says I don't have to wear a mask at the office if I'm fully vaccinated. | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
1003 | I opened the door and realized it was already 9:00. | 1.3636 | 0.06157 | 110 | 80 | 20 | 10 |
1004 | When you said that I could work from home, I didn't realize it would be from YOUR home, boss! | 1.3636 | 0.05616 | 132 | 96 | 24 | 12 |
1005 | Wait, what do you mean that the obligation to put tables outdoor was only for restaurants and bar? | 1.3636 | 0.05378 | 121 | 84 | 30 | 7 |
1006 | My walk-in office | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
1007 | Thank god you’re up! I forgot my mask at home. | 1.3629 | 0.05164 | 124 | 85 | 33 | 6 |
1008 | I found a good way to work from home and still see people face to face. | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
1009 | I'm trying a hybrid model. | 1.3627 | 0.05536 | 102 | 69 | 29 | 4 |
1010 | Are you ready to re-enter the world? Clothing is strongly encouraged now. | 1.3621 | 0.05664 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 8 |
1011 | Forget hand sanitizer. Send me some vodka! | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
1012 | New desk?” “Yeah, but I didn’t feel safe to let the delivery men in the house. | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
1013 | Working al fresco today! | 1.3611 | 0.05950 | 108 | 77 | 23 | 8 |
1014 | Surprise! It's secretary's day! | 1.3611 | 0.06506 | 108 | 81 | 15 | 12 |
1015 | That's it. COVID or no COVID, my home office does not work. | 1.3611 | 0.05803 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
1016 | How was the commute? You left your travel mug on the counter | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1017 | This is a Zoom-free zone. | 1.3608 | 0.04936 | 158 | 113 | 33 | 12 |
1018 | Well, you've always told folks that your assistant lives at her desk." | 1.3604 | 0.05975 | 111 | 80 | 22 | 9 |
1019 | ‘Morning Jerry, your 10 o’clock moved up to 8 A.M., and Mr. Smitherspoon will be here at noon for lunch. You’re going to have to wear real clothes today. | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
1020 | You were snoring through my Zoom call. | 1.3600 | 0.06439 | 100 | 73 | 18 | 9 |
1021 | It’s called working outside the home. | 1.3600 | 0.06280 | 100 | 72 | 20 | 8 |
1022 | I'm tired of working from home! | 1.3600 | 0.05376 | 125 | 88 | 29 | 8 |
1023 | You didn’t specify which home I may work from, boss! | 1.3600 | 0.05725 | 125 | 91 | 23 | 11 |
1024 | Good morning Mr. Jones. You have a 10AM zoom meeting and 1PM lunch in the kitchen. | 1.3596 | 0.05992 | 114 | 83 | 21 | 10 |
1025 | I'm slowly working my way back to my old office. | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
1026 | Welcome to the new normal | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
1027 | It’s a step towards normalcy. | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
1028 | Good morning,sir. Can I get you your coffee? Here to help get back to the office one step at a time. | 1.3590 | 0.05753 | 117 | 84 | 24 | 9 |
1029 | Main Street is open for business | 1.3590 | 0.06245 | 117 | 88 | 16 | 13 |
1030 | Your 10 o'clock Zoom cancelled. Something about not being able to find his robe. | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
1031 | The best of both worlds: the comfort of home and the structure of work! | 1.3588 | 0.05317 | 131 | 93 | 29 | 9 |
1032 | My therapist told me it would be healthy if I just took my time when it comes to going back to the office, I'll be out of your way by Tuesday. | 1.3587 | 0.06481 | 92 | 66 | 19 | 7 |
1033 | It's my hybrid workspace. Half home, half on the street. | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
1034 | Psychiatric help 5c. The doctor is IN. | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1035 | Pop up work places are all the rage. | 1.3585 | 0.05717 | 106 | 74 | 26 | 6 |
1036 | Casual Friday is tomorrow. | 1.3585 | 0.05394 | 106 | 72 | 30 | 4 |
1037 | Just trying to find out if there were any other Republicans in our neighborhood. | 1.3583 | 0.06126 | 120 | 90 | 17 | 13 |
1038 | Miss you, too. | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
1039 | Harry…print some more vaccination certificates | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
1040 | You are drawing attention to yourself standing in the doorway like that. | 1.3571 | 0.06064 | 112 | 82 | 20 | 10 |
1041 | Just had to get out of the house. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
1042 | I miss the office. Sort of. | 1.3571 | 0.05508 | 112 | 78 | 28 | 6 |
1043 | It’s safe to go out, but not go into the office. | 1.3571 | 0.06364 | 98 | 71 | 19 | 8 |
1044 | Very good Todd, you’ve held the door open 4 more seconds then yesterday. Tomorrow we will shoot for 30! | 1.3571 | 0.06686 | 98 | 73 | 15 | 10 |
1045 | On second thought, it could've been an email. | 1.3565 | 0.05550 | 115 | 81 | 27 | 7 |
1046 | I feel safer transitioning back to the office more gradually. | 1.3565 | 0.05121 | 115 | 78 | 33 | 4 |
1047 | I’m trying out a new background for my Zoom!” | 1.3565 | 0.05818 | 115 | 83 | 23 | 9 |
1048 | Baby steps Bob, perhaps start with pants! | 1.3565 | 0.05818 | 115 | 83 | 23 | 9 |
1049 | Something is wrong. Not one of them is texting. | 1.3564 | 0.05901 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 6 |
1050 | It turns out that trying to sell your Jets season tickets is a great way of achieving social distancing! | 1.3564 | 0.06384 | 101 | 74 | 18 | 9 |
1051 | What? I prefer outdoor seating. | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
1052 | This is my office with a view that I was promised. | 1.3559 | 0.05453 | 118 | 83 | 28 | 7 |
1053 | It’s ok, the CDC says it is safe. | 1.3558 | 0.05452 | 104 | 71 | 29 | 4 |
1054 | Well, the office won't have me and you won't have me so what else could I do?" | 1.3554 | 0.05611 | 121 | 87 | 25 | 9 |
1055 | I’m slowly easing out of work-from-home mode. | 1.3554 | 0.05230 | 121 | 84 | 31 | 6 |
1056 | My wife told me I needed a new Zoom background. | 1.3551 | 0.06122 | 107 | 78 | 20 | 9 |
1057 | I am participating in the city’s new outdoor office program. | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
1058 | It's gonna take some baby steps to get back to the office. | 1.3551 | 0.06264 | 107 | 79 | 18 | 10 |
1059 | I’m transitioning back to the office in stages. | 1.3548 | 0.05851 | 93 | 64 | 25 | 4 |
1060 | Craig reconsidered whether he still needed his secretary outside his office door while working from home... | 1.3548 | 0.05272 | 124 | 87 | 30 | 7 |
1061 | Is this enough ‘personal space’ for you, Jared? | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
1062 | Why is my desk outside? That's your question? | 1.3542 | 0.06451 | 96 | 70 | 18 | 8 |
1063 | They said we no longer had to work at home. | 1.3540 | 0.05468 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
1064 | If my boss calls back, tell her I said, ‘baby steps.’ | 1.3540 | 0.05611 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
1065 | With a 5 second commute, you have no excuse for being late for work. | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
1066 | Honey, I'm transitioning between wfh and back to office! | 1.3534 | 0.05231 | 116 | 80 | 31 | 5 |
1067 | Sorry Steve, I told you I’d come back to the office, but my desk won’t fit through the door. | 1.3534 | 0.05373 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
1068 | I ran the numbers and it would be cheaper to get a door bell... | 1.3534 | 0.05566 | 133 | 98 | 23 | 12 |
1069 | It's a contest to see if people recognize me without my mask. | 1.3529 | 0.06631 | 102 | 77 | 14 | 11 |
1070 | You had better hope this is a dream. | 1.3529 | 0.06331 | 102 | 75 | 18 | 9 |
1071 | My mask! I swear it's like I just woke up from a nightmare, I forgot my mask! | 1.3529 | 0.05545 | 119 | 85 | 26 | 8 |
1072 | Inching my way back to the office. | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1073 | These essays aren’t going to grade themselves, you know. | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
1074 | Oh hi... we're here to sell your Brownstone | 1.3529 | 0.05796 | 119 | 87 | 22 | 10 |
1075 | No more virtual zoom background for me. | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1076 | It’s not your turn to return to society. Keep checking back | 1.3525 | 0.05811 | 122 | 90 | 21 | 11 |
1077 | I didn't get where I am today by sleeping late and moping around in slippers. | 1.3524 | 0.06199 | 105 | 77 | 19 | 9 |
1078 | The diapers behind me in Zoom meetings were putting off the clients. | 1.3524 | 0.06199 | 105 | 77 | 19 | 9 |
1079 | Honey, the way I see it, this way I have it all! | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
1080 | Baby steps back to the office. | 1.3520 | 0.04853 | 125 | 85 | 36 | 4 |
1081 | Well you've heard of sidewalk restaurants, this is sidewalk bookkeeping. | 1.3519 | 0.06074 | 108 | 79 | 20 | 9 |
1082 | I’m staying here until you agree to an apartment with a second bedroom. | 1.3519 | 0.05314 | 108 | 74 | 30 | 4 |
1083 | It's LESS distracting than working around the kids | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1084 | It’s time to visit your closet again. | 1.3516 | 0.06878 | 91 | 68 | 14 | 9 |
1085 | Ma - I’m in sales. You can’t shoot the moose if you’re in the lodge. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1086 | Corporate is calling it a hybrid open-office plan. | 1.3516 | 0.05611 | 128 | 94 | 23 | 11 |
1087 | Working from home alfresco, Howard. And I'm wearing pajama bottoms too! | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
1088 | I'm not ready yet for the full commute. | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
1089 | But mom, I thought you told me if I worked from home I didn't need a mask. | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
1090 | I'm slowly headed back to the office. | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
1091 | Put some clothes on; it's not casual Friday! | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
1092 | We’re rounding them up for herd immunity. | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
1093 | With the nicer weather her home office became overrun with pedestrians | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
1094 | I’ve upgraded from a lemonade stand to a lemonade hedge fund. | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1095 | they mostly want to know why I haven’t been vaccinated | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1096 | The closet makes me feel claustrophobic | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1097 | Let's just say I needed to upgrade my Zoom background. | 1.3492 | 0.05781 | 126 | 94 | 20 | 12 |
1098 | I know we're working from home, but we still need to dress professionally. | 1.3492 | 0.04823 | 126 | 86 | 36 | 4 |
1099 | Remember we don't accept walk-ins! | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1100 | Your standing desk is arriving at 11, but your existential crisis panic attack is at 9:30. You should be able to squeeze that in before your 10:15 pee-in-a-cup-while-on -a-Zoom-call break. And yes, your coffee's on the counter. | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1101 | I’m taking this step by step. | 1.3488 | 0.05001 | 129 | 90 | 33 | 6 |
1102 | So you think I've taken the working from home thing a little too far? | 1.3488 | 0.04879 | 129 | 89 | 35 | 5 |
1103 | I'm gradually shifting away from working at home. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1104 | I'm not ready to go back to the office yet either. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1105 | Home office carpet cleaning, you adapt. | 1.3486 | 0.06166 | 109 | 81 | 18 | 10 |
1106 | I’m just glad things are finally getting back to normal where I can work from my desk again. | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
1107 | I'll return to normal 8 steps at a time. | 1.3486 | 0.06026 | 109 | 80 | 20 | 9 |
1108 | They said it was a gradual reopening so I'm easing back into it. | 1.3486 | 0.06026 | 109 | 80 | 20 | 9 |
1109 | I’m just working on my curb side manner | 1.3483 | 0.06608 | 89 | 65 | 17 | 7 |
1110 | I’m sorry, Mr. Jones is back in the office today. May I take a message? | 1.3483 | 0.06799 | 89 | 66 | 15 | 8 |
1111 | Doing fine. But I'll need some help at 5. | 1.3482 | 0.05486 | 112 | 79 | 27 | 6 |
1112 | I’m pretty sure this is exactly what my boss meant by “taking steps to return to the office.” | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
1113 | YOU FORGOT YOUR MASK | 1.3478 | 0.05929 | 115 | 85 | 20 | 10 |
1114 | You 24/7, forced me to work on the street." | 1.3478 | 0.06814 | 92 | 69 | 14 | 9 |
1115 | ‘’Sir, with all due respect. I’m certain that this is not what working remotely from home means.’’ | 1.3478 | 0.06056 | 115 | 86 | 18 | 11 |
1116 | It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! | 1.3475 | 0.05160 | 118 | 82 | 31 | 5 |
1117 | Mr. Van Winkle, I should probably update you on a few things. | 1.3475 | 0.05565 | 118 | 85 | 25 | 8 |
1118 | It’s all about work-life balance. | 1.3474 | 0.06654 | 95 | 71 | 15 | 9 |
1119 | My work/home balance is struggling | 1.3474 | 0.05553 | 95 | 65 | 27 | 3 |
1120 | Not sure I can make dinner. I'll have my secretary call you. | 1.3471 | 0.05593 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 9 |
1121 | Secretaries on Sidewalks at your service ma'am! | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
1122 | If you want to replace me with an app, that’s ok. | 1.3471 | 0.05211 | 121 | 85 | 30 | 6 |
1123 | WILMA THIS IS TAKING SOCIAL DISTANCING TOO FAR! | 1.3471 | 0.05834 | 121 | 90 | 20 | 11 |
1124 | The CDC has recommended that we increase circulation of outdoor air as much as possible | 1.3469 | 0.05820 | 98 | 69 | 24 | 5 |
1125 | This is not the open concept I had in mind. | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1126 | We're working on street smarts today. | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1127 | I am offering Psychiatric Help, like Lucy! | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1128 | Mind if I use your bathroom? I have a meeting in 5. | 1.3468 | 0.04864 | 124 | 85 | 35 | 4 |
1129 | Man cave or home office? Time to choose dear. | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
1130 | It's "work from home," not "work in home." | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1131 | The computer has a virus. | 1.3465 | 0.04793 | 127 | 87 | 36 | 4 |
1132 | Looks like someone didn't get the memo | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
1133 | The doctor is in but she's not dressed yet | 1.3465 | 0.05632 | 127 | 94 | 22 | 11 |
1134 | I’m plein-airing the home office this month. | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1135 | Did I dream that the CDC said it’s safe outside? | 1.3462 | 0.06227 | 104 | 77 | 18 | 9 |
1136 | I've moved our home business to a place that ensures plenty foot traffic. | 1.3459 | 0.05447 | 133 | 98 | 24 | 11 |
1137 | I'm tired of working from home, but not quite ready for the office yet. | 1.3459 | 0.04896 | 133 | 93 | 34 | 6 |
1138 | You know that scene in Midnight Cowboy, where Dustin Hoffman shouts, 'I'm walkin' here'? Well, I'm 'workin' here'—what do you think? | 1.3459 | 0.05124 | 133 | 95 | 30 | 8 |
1139 | I've got plenty of room out here since nobody wants to guess whether I'm vaccinated or an anti-masker. | 1.3458 | 0.06243 | 107 | 80 | 17 | 10 |
1140 | I don't NEED a mask! I'm still working from home! | 1.3458 | 0.05329 | 107 | 74 | 29 | 4 |
1141 | I’m just too old fashioned to work from home | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
1142 | Just bringing my business to the public | 1.3455 | 0.05980 | 110 | 81 | 20 | 9 |
1143 | What? You've never heard of a street librarian? | 1.3455 | 0.05980 | 110 | 81 | 20 | 9 |
1144 | I needed a new Zoom background | 1.3455 | 0.06118 | 110 | 82 | 18 | 10 |
1145 | I suppose it's about time I face reality. | 1.3455 | 0.05546 | 110 | 78 | 26 | 6 |
1146 | I told them I am working from home and I am not vaccinated. | 1.3451 | 0.05446 | 113 | 80 | 27 | 6 |
1147 | The rent is cheaper out here. | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1148 | I miss you, too, darling, but I think the CDC is posting new guidelines, so hopefully you’ll be able to let me back in the house soon. | 1.3448 | 0.06135 | 116 | 88 | 16 | 12 |
1149 | Welcome back from your coma. Please join us for 2021 Orientation. | 1.3448 | 0.06296 | 87 | 62 | 20 | 5 |
1150 | If you get dressed quickly, you can grab a corner office. | 1.3448 | 0.06903 | 87 | 65 | 14 | 8 |
1151 | Good morning, sir. Corporate sent me to make sure you were actually working from home. | 1.3445 | 0.05653 | 119 | 87 | 23 | 9 |
1152 | Dear, I think 'work from home' is short for 'work from inside your home' | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1153 | It shortens the commute. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1154 | Can you please tell the cartoonist that if our house is supposed to look like a "brownstone," they really must do a little more research first (especially with regards to the three-window door) . . . | 1.3438 | 0.06758 | 96 | 73 | 13 | 10 |
1155 | Your 8:30 is running late. I'll put him through as soon as he calls. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1156 | Give me five minutes, I'm in the middle of something. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1157 | I'm never going back to EITHER one! | 1.3435 | 0.05711 | 131 | 99 | 19 | 13 |
1158 | You don't get street theater without street playwrights. | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1159 | I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.3434 | 0.06759 | 99 | 76 | 12 | 11 |
1160 | With cream and sugar, but wear a mask | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1161 | We identify as curbivores now, dear.” | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1162 | The CDC didn't prohibit working from home. | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
1163 | I've grown weary of the basement, mother. | 1.3431 | 0.05485 | 102 | 71 | 27 | 4 |
1164 | Now you don’t have to work from home anymore! | 1.3431 | 0.06308 | 102 | 76 | 17 | 9 |
1165 | That's right. Everyone but you. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1166 | No, I don’t think I’m in the way. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1167 | And this is called a hybrid work model. | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1168 | Yay, we’re vaccinated and I love my new short commute. | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1169 | Shut the door ! | 1.3426 | 0.06193 | 108 | 81 | 17 | 10 |
1170 | You chose to work remotely; I came to the office. | 1.3423 | 0.05198 | 111 | 77 | 30 | 4 |
1171 | They can't stop looking at my new haircut! | 1.3423 | 0.06204 | 111 | 84 | 16 | 11 |
1172 | Aren't you happy I'm not using your room as my office anymore? | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1173 | The doctor called and said it's safe to leave your house now, Mr. Van Winkle. | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
1174 | I'm not saying your job is easy, but I did it before you woke up. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1175 | Back to the office one step at a time. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1176 | It’s called “remote-remote working”, honey. It’s the new re-opening post-pandemic craze. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1177 | I’ve missed getting yelled at in person, sir. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1178 | All part of their gradual return-to-work plan, hon. | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1179 | Your morning appointment is walking late. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1180 | Al desko Al fresco All righto ? | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1181 | Not surprised anymore | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1182 | Yes, I decided to take the office on a field trip today, honey. | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
1183 | ... so I figured, why not sidewalk Accounts Receivable processing?" | 1.3407 | 0.05893 | 91 | 64 | 23 | 4 |
1184 | After your nap you have Miss Jones and then Mr. Smith. | 1.3407 | 0.06851 | 91 | 69 | 13 | 9 |
1185 | When you want to work from home AND have a receptionist. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1186 | Didn’t you get the memo? | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1187 | I focus better with the white noise of the city | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1188 | A cappuccino would be lovely dear, and could you bring my printing out with it | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1189 | Dr. Fauci just called . He said it's safe to come out now . | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1190 | Don't be shy, sir. We encourage applications from all backgrounds. | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1191 | ‘Oh Connie, please hold all my calls.’ | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1192 | I promise I'll be quiet. Just come back inside. | 1.3400 | 0.06547 | 100 | 76 | 14 | 10 |
1193 | It's exactly the right time to sell sidewalk shares. | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1194 | Our company is supporting a hybrid work from home model | 1.3400 | 0.06231 | 100 | 74 | 18 | 8 |
1195 | My work life balance has stooped to a new low. | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1196 | It's an entry-level job, but I get to meet lots of people every day! | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1197 | I’m downstairs, Honey. | 1.3400 | 0.06231 | 100 | 74 | 18 | 8 |
1198 | 342 packages are arriving from Amazon, today. I think I'm ready. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1199 | Would you like to book an appointment to enter the sidewalk? | 1.3398 | 0.06101 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 8 |
1200 | I'm taking our brownstone public." | 1.3398 | 0.06101 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 8 |
1201 | Some of the deliverables in this project are curbside. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1202 | Now hiring: executive secretary for a guy who recently figured out he can just as easily work from home. Networking opportunities,great views | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
1203 | Your virtual assistant called in sick today. | 1.3394 | 0.05249 | 109 | 76 | 29 | 4 |
1204 | Someone wants to buy your pajamas | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
1205 | Of course it’s not your snoring, honey, I just want to work outside today. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1206 | Now that I'm vaccinated I'm moving my desk a foot closer to the office every day. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1207 | So far herd immunity has kept me safe | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1208 | Harold, I think it’s time for you to go back to the office. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1209 | Go outside they said. It will be fun they said. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1210 | Bagels and coffee're on the way, sir, and the barber is booked for 8:00. Also, a consulting valet is coming around at 8:30 to help you re-learn how to tie your tie. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1211 | I'm having a yard sale trying to sell that last batch of 200 masks you ordered. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1212 | I don’t know what happened. We WERE filming “Mad Men”. | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1213 | I'm giving myself a longer commute. | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
1214 | I'm not ready to go back to the office yet, but I'm tired of working from home. | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1215 | I said it's a judicious robe not the other" | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1216 | Do you have an appointment? | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1217 | My records show you have three days of quarantine left | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1218 | hey Tommy,would you mind bringing down some coffee? | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1219 | I've had the vaccine. | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1220 | Your 9am is on their way sir, you should probably put pants on | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1221 | I decided to take this going back to the office thing one step at a time. | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1222 | The CDC says we don’t need a mask outside, so welcome to my new office. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1223 | Your 9:30 is running late. | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 72 | 24 | 5 |
1224 | It's okay...I'm starting the small business rebound! | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1225 | Hi, I'm Julie from HR. Let's talk about appropriate Zoom attire. | 1.3365 | 0.06203 | 104 | 78 | 17 | 9 |
1226 | Honey,according to my recount Trump won! | 1.3365 | 0.06497 | 104 | 80 | 13 | 11 |
1227 | Maybe you forgot. Today is my work-from-your-home day. | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1228 | It’s not the Covid, it’s the homework. They hate the homework! | 1.3364 | 0.05133 | 107 | 74 | 30 | 3 |
1229 | Could you move the router just a little closer to the front door? | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1230 | My internet’s down, so today’s class is curbside. | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1231 | It helps keep the parking spot out front open. | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1232 | Oh crap, I’m not ready for this. | 1.3363 | 0.06362 | 113 | 88 | 12 | 13 |
1233 | I couldn’t connect to Zoom. | 1.3362 | 0.05991 | 116 | 88 | 17 | 11 |
1234 | You said I needed a better work/life balance. | 1.3361 | 0.05505 | 119 | 87 | 24 | 8 |
1235 | I think we should stay two metres apart too. | 1.3361 | 0.05240 | 119 | 85 | 28 | 6 |
1236 | I'm gradually transitioning back to the office. This time next week, I hope to be as far as the bodega. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1237 | I made a deal with my boss on working from home. | 1.3333 | 0.05475 | 96 | 67 | 26 | 3 |
1238 | This way the sidewalk is a tax write-off. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1239 | Slow day so far … not a single apple! | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1240 | Death and Taxes honey, Pandemic or not! | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1241 | OK, bring the lemonade. | 1.3333 | 0.07244 | 81 | 62 | 11 | 8 |
1242 | My company said we don’t have to work from home anymore! | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1243 | I’m sorry but it’s alternate side of the street book day. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1244 | Don't worry, the CDC just came out with its recommendation, "No Mask for outdoor activities." | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1245 | I'm working Alfresco! | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1246 | Honey you were right! Without a mask, no one bothers me anymore and I can finally get my work done! | 1.3333 | 0.06002 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
1247 | I transitioned to working from home from working at home. | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1248 | Be professional dear and put on some clothes. | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1249 | It's OK, you can come out now. | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1250 | If a nine year old can do it, why not me? | 1.3333 | 0.06002 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
1251 | You can work from home, but you'll still need a secretary. | 1.3333 | 0.04889 | 132 | 94 | 32 | 6 |
1252 | Come down here and say that! | 1.3333 | 0.06002 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
1253 | I’m afraid that I have to let you go... | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
1254 | You can leave your mask on! | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1255 | HR made an accommodation because I refused to wear a mask | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1256 | The commercial rent was too damn high! | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1257 | The office said they'd be open to a hybrid model of work. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1258 | We’re only eighty percent remote now | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1259 | This is how Jeff Bezos got started. You’d better buy your stock now.” | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1260 | Should I schedule your re-entrance into society for another day? | 1.3333 | 0.06704 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 8 |
1261 | These new talk show formats keep getting weirder | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
1262 | I'm telling you baby, I really think Stooping is going to catch on | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1263 | Honey can't you see I am working from home? | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1264 | I prefer working in open space. | 1.3306 | 0.04955 | 124 | 88 | 31 | 5 |
1265 | I thought I'd try an open office layout. | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1266 | No I said I'm working ON the street. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1267 | Coffee? | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1268 | Don't worry. Your next appointment isn't until July. | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1269 | Still no one here to see you, sir. | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1270 | Actually, I feel freer than ever. Zoning be damned! | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1271 | I do my best work when I'm in someone's way. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1272 | If anyone calls, tell them I'm back at the office. | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1273 | It's okay! I've been vaccinated. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1274 | What? You mean home schooling is supposed to be in the kid’ s home? | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1275 | My boss told me I could 'gradually' transition back to the office. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1276 | The hybrid model remains a work in progress. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1277 | This is more relaxing than trying to work in the living room. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1278 | I guess some people really do like to take their work home with them. | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1279 | Working INSIDE from home sucks. | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1280 | I'm fully vaccinated, so I'm not working from the second bedroom any longer. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1281 | Sue’s company was taking baby steps transitioning back to the office | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1282 | Moving my office outside HAS increased my walk-in business! I do have to wash the dog pee off my desk frequently. | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1283 | Your wife called, wants to know what time you’ll be home. | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
1284 | Stop playing at being President and help me make dinner. | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1285 | Good morning, Mr. Smith. No need to validate your parking today, am I right? | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1286 | New company policy, no more in-house work. | 1.3295 | 0.05292 | 88 | 60 | 27 | 1 |
1287 | The Doctor can't see you now .He is self isolating. | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
1288 | Naughty time isn’t over, Marcus. Back to your corner” | 1.3293 | 0.06025 | 82 | 58 | 21 | 3 |
1289 | No messages sir, not even from your wife. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1290 | You stay there. I've got this. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1291 | This is your dream ... You tell me what I'm doing here. | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
1292 | I'm Not Sure If The Open-Office Concept Was Designed For Remote Working ! | 1.3280 | 0.04922 | 125 | 89 | 31 | 5 |
1293 | Yes, thank you, but with just a little cream. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1294 | The boss said if I can’t get you back into the office, maybe I should bring the office to you. | 1.3276 | 0.04863 | 116 | 81 | 32 | 3 |
1295 | It seems lemonade is more valuable than investment advice. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1296 | The kid stole my lemonade stand idea. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1297 | Just let me know when you are ready to take calls. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1298 | Your 9 am is here, sir. Also, what's your wifi password? | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1299 | Welcome to Phase 1B of our Return-to-Work plan | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1300 | The year of pajamas is over. | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1301 | What? I thought it would be safer to commute down to the stairs instead of all the way to work. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1302 | I just thought I'd get some fresh air | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1303 | They're masks for COVID dear. You slept through it. | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
1304 | The job description said “work from anywhere.” | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1305 | I'm in the middle of transitioning from working at home to back at the office. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1306 | Can you bring me my mask? I'm sensing I may be a bit out-front of the reintegration thing. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1307 | It's ok honey, they're all wearing masks! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1308 | It was either this or I would have had to turn my one bedroom apartment into a one office apartment. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1309 | It's just that my boss said working from home hurts productivity, is all. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1310 | A cup of coffee, please! | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1311 | Good morning, boss!" The outside of your home is a nicer remote workspace than mine. | 1.3258 | 0.06737 | 89 | 68 | 13 | 8 |
1312 | No need for a mask, dear. It's just a desk job. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1313 | No more Zoom calls. | 1.3258 | 0.06737 | 89 | 68 | 13 | 8 |
1314 | I was really missing the open-plan office” | 1.3258 | 0.05712 | 89 | 63 | 23 | 3 |
1315 | I am heading back to the office gradually. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1316 | If I'm responsible for shoveling it then I consider it working from home. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1317 | I need my own space ! | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1318 | I’ve always wanted an office with a view. And a smell. And some noise. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1319 | At least I'm pretending to work. | 1.3253 | 0.07295 | 83 | 65 | 9 | 9 |
1320 | Ah, Mr. Jones, are you ready to schedule your Re-entry appointment? | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1321 | Just because I can’t work from home anymore doesn’t mean I should go back to commuting | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1322 | This wasn’t quite the work-from-home policy I was hoping for. | 1.3252 | 0.05714 | 123 | 94 | 18 | 11 |
1323 | Step outside my office please. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1324 | The neighbors are staring at me for not wearing a mask. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1325 | I’ve always preferred open plan | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
1326 | Should I tell him you’re in? | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
1327 | I’ll be gone at 3. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1328 | Don't mask, don't tell | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1329 | Instead of hanging out my shingle, I thought I would just hangout | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1330 | Work has transitioned to hybrid mode: halfway between home and the office. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1331 | Being back in the office has given me a new lease on life! | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1332 | Mornin', Boss! I overheard your conversation about finally 'outsourcing' the secretarial staff and thought it was a fabulous idea! By the way, your one o'clock meeting has been moved to yesterday. | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
1333 | Could you feed the cat and cancel my 10:00? | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1334 | No, my kids haven’t gone back to school yet—why do you ask? | 1.3232 | 0.06393 | 99 | 76 | 14 | 9 |
1335 | It's no corner office." | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1336 | This is home schooling? | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
1337 | Sorry, the city has designated your parking space as a pedestrian-only zone” | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1338 | I figured this was safer than allowing walk-ins. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1339 | The boss says that I can't work from home any longer. | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
1340 | Get dressed, we're working outside today. | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1341 | I am practicing reentry! | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1342 | It's been a year darling, I needed more some space. | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1343 | But sweetie! This is where our architect said it had to go. | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1344 | I'm moving out, one stoop at a time. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1345 | It's free commercial real estate! | 1.3226 | 0.04797 | 124 | 88 | 32 | 4 |
1346 | You were right, without the sign people think it's weird. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1347 | I'm moving back to my office a little more each day. I figure I'll get there by Halloween. . | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1348 | The streets are my office… it’s good to be back in person | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1349 | It’s called working “Plein air,” Marjorie, and if it was good enough for the French Impressionists... | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1350 | Once you ignore the glares, it's actually pretty nice! | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1351 | would you like to set up an appointment for coming out? | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1352 | I'm buying back masks at 10 cents on the dollar. I'll re-sell 'em in December for full price! | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1353 | Why pay for an office when there are free sidewalks? | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1354 | We decided to put your home on the market, and you’ll be happy to hear we’re getting a lot of interest. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1355 | Returning to in-person at the office is a process and I’m taking it step by step, block by block | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
1356 | It’s called a hybrid-hybrid model. | 1.3218 | 0.06838 | 87 | 67 | 12 | 8 |
1357 | If you would like to rejoin society, we have an appointment open for Thursday morning at 9:00. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1358 | This doesn’t count as a work from home day. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1359 | Honey, can you bring my mask to work? | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1360 | This is really increasing my street cred! | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1361 | I know people are returning to the office. I'm working on it. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1362 | Marge, send down my 10 o'clock appointment, push back my 11, cancel my lunch reservations, and then take a memo. It's going to be quite the day. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1363 | I'm starting the "outdoor office" movement, Rachel. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1364 | Where's your mask? | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1365 | But I AM working from my home address..... | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1366 | What’s the WiFi password, again? | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
1367 | „Returning to the office is more difficult for me than expected“ | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1368 | I've decided to work near home. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1369 | I think it was the cabbage and hard boiled eggs. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1370 | I love this work at home option! | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1371 | Everyone’s signing the petition to keep my work desk outside | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1372 | Your eight o'clock has arrived. | 1.3204 | 0.06355 | 103 | 80 | 13 | 10 |
1373 | Will you be taking breakfast in your office? | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1374 | It's the latest thing -- anti-social distancing! | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1375 | There's a call on line one and you have a nine o'clock with society. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1376 | This commute is OK! | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1377 | It's my way of slowly moving back to the office. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1378 | You're 8am called to cancel so you can go back to bed. I'll call up when your 10am arrives. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1379 | Hybrid this, hybrid that. I can't wait till the office opens up. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1380 | I’ll have an egg salad on white toast, pickle, and some sweetened iced tea. Thanks, Hon. | 1.3200 | 0.06176 | 100 | 76 | 16 | 8 |
1381 | This is where I draw the line. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1382 | The new trend is work from outside the home | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1383 | You have ten seconds to get down here before you’re considered late | 1.3200 | 0.05101 | 100 | 70 | 28 | 2 |
1384 | I was afraid I'd wake you . . . | 1.3197 | 0.04975 | 122 | 88 | 29 | 5 |
1385 | It’s June 2021. I’ll catch you up this evening. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1386 | No, it's not required. They just have bad breath. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1387 | Go back inside. I’ll let you know when things are back to normal. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1388 | Doctor said some fresh air would be good for my health | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1389 | The hookers will arrive shortly, sir. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1390 | And you said I'd never get any fresh air working at home... | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1391 | Do you have any extra masks up there? | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1392 | Quiet, hon, I'm trying to focus. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1393 | Corporate called. Your Cowboy & Indian pajamas are trending on social media, and not in a good way. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1394 | We told you if you don't return to the office, the office will return to you. | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
1395 | I think I actually prefer quarantine!! | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1396 | Good morning, Honey. Today, I realized Seal was right—‘we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.’ | 1.3190 | 0.05691 | 116 | 88 | 19 | 9 |
1397 | Tell your son that class will begin in 20 minutes. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1398 | I’m phasing my way back to the office. In two weeks, I’ll be in the lobby. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1399 | They keep orderinglemonade | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1400 | I guess this is not what they meant by "working from home. | 1.3187 | 0.05386 | 91 | 64 | 25 | 2 |
1401 | They wanna know if your quarantine is fake news? | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1402 | This is so much better than a standing desk. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1403 | You said it would be fine to have the reception at your house. | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1404 | It's the new normal. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1405 | What? | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1406 | Honey, at 5:30, I'll need you to help me bring the desk back inside. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1407 | Hi Honey, I just love working from home. Is my coffee ready? | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1408 | My manager said it was time to transition out of my home office. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1409 | Get this, they also believe the election wasn’t rigged, man did go to the moon and the Earth isn’t flat | 1.3182 | 0.06770 | 88 | 68 | 12 | 8 |
1410 | Little by little does the trick. Next I'll try crossing the street! | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1411 | Ready or not Mr. Barnes, the shutdown is over. | 1.3176 | 0.06739 | 85 | 65 | 13 | 7 |
1412 | Good morning Sir, I've relocated my desk... it's simply safer to be surrounded by misinformed self-righteous mask-wearing liberals outdoors than to be surrounded by misinformed self-righteous virus-shedding conservatives indoors. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1413 | Everyone’s tired of working from home, but what about HOMING FROM WORK? | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1414 | Those hotshot millennials got a little too comfy working from home! | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1415 | Suddenly working from home is not as fun as it used to be | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1416 | Mary, you’re taking this “gatekeeper” role a little too literally | 1.3171 | 0.04663 | 123 | 87 | 33 | 3 |
1417 | Is this where I file an extension? | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1418 | Homework makes the home work. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1419 | I’m transitioning back to the office block by block | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1420 | We're ready for you. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1421 | They're asking you to please put on a mask under your bathrobe. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1422 | If I wake up and it’s still 2020, make sure I double my Ambien | 1.3165 | 0.07328 | 79 | 62 | 9 | 8 |
1423 | I’m working remotely - they said I could work from anywhere. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1424 | Honey, what’s wrong with you? Now everyone thinks you’re a republican. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1425 | I'm tired of teaching from home, but this is as close as they'll let me get to school. | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1426 | I started a second job on the side | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1427 | No, this is not just a recurring nightmare, and yes, your final exam started 45 minutes ago. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1428 | It’s great. Good view, lots of interaction with people, I can come home for lunch and I’m still working from home. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1429 | If you’d payed your rent | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1430 | They're not listening, Ma. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1431 | Bring me a mask, please. I forgot mine and people are looking at me funny as they pass by. | 1.3152 | 0.06725 | 92 | 72 | 11 | 9 |
1432 | Carl, the office called to reiterate that “Work from home” doesn’t mean me working from your home. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1433 | Just practicing for when the office reopens on Monday. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1434 | I know corporate said we can continue to work from home. I just wanted some fresh air. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1435 | I decided to go back to the office in stages. | 1.3148 | 0.05035 | 108 | 77 | 28 | 3 |
1436 | I’m bringing accounting to the community.” | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1437 | Lemonade's "out!" Bitcoin's "out!" Cold hard cash is back! | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1438 | I'm half vaccinated so I'm allowed to work near home as opposed to at home. | 1.3146 | 0.06703 | 89 | 69 | 12 | 8 |
1439 | It's back to school night. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1440 | Honey! How can I set my virtual foreground? | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1441 | I'm offering stock options in lemonade. | 1.3143 | 0.06248 | 105 | 82 | 13 | 10 |
1442 | I missed all the human interactions when I worked from home inside the house. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1443 | Don't I get to decide where the principal's office is, now that schools are reopening?", | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
1444 | I got into working remotely. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1445 | I’ll be home late-Parent/Teacher conferences until 7:30. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1446 | The world is ready to see you now. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1447 | Honey I’m going to be late- traffic is bad leaving work today | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1448 | Your performance review does not look promising. | 1.3140 | 0.06872 | 86 | 67 | 11 | 8 |
1449 | The principal says we need to innovate our classes again | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1450 | Workforce reentry trial basis. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1451 | Baby steps, honey. Baby steps. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1452 | Just tell City Hall, the sidewalk stays blocked until the school is unlocked. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1453 | I figure this is a good way to ease into returning to the office! | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1454 | They told me to get out more, …you know, for my mental health | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1455 | I went to sleep in November 2019. Did I miss anything? | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1456 | I've brought my office home | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1457 | Yes, Mr. Smith, your 8:15 is running a little late.They forgot their mask at home. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1458 | Honey ? Can you get me a couple of pop tarts, I'm going to be here all day giving out jaywalking tickets. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1459 | Henderson called about your NFT and your 9:00 is running late but says he'll bring cappuccinos. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1460 | It's okay. The dog only peed on the stuff in the Out box. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1461 | When you told me I would work from home for you I imagined something else. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1462 | WeWork had another idea.” | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1463 | Your address is significantly better than mine. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1464 | Have you an extension lead? | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1465 | This is as close as I’ll get to return to the office | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1466 | Well, the Zoom calls might be a problem... | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1467 | Are you ever gonna make your way down to the office? | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1468 | I moved my virtual office out of the kitchen like you asked | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1469 | Ok I'll wear a mask....anyone need a loan? | 1.3125 | 0.07247 | 80 | 63 | 9 | 8 |
1470 | No, I'm not parked on the sidewalk. I'm work stationed. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1471 | They're calling it social in-your-facing. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1472 | After the divorce, this was the closest I could get to working from home. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1473 | What? My boss said to take a day out of office.” | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1474 | Leave the door open please. I like to appear accessible. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1475 | Glad offices are mask free now! | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1476 | No offense to your ducky robe, Dear. I just needed a change of scenery. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1477 | Excuse me, do you work here? | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1478 | zoom! send the next one in | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1479 | I’ll be up in a minute after I finish the song for my Tiny Desk contest video. Do you think COVID rhymes with “souvide”? | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1480 | When I said "work from home" I meant your home! | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1481 | Still working from home? | 1.3115 | 0.05344 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
1482 | They never said sidewalk seating is only meant for restaurants! | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1483 | Jim, where's your mask? | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1484 | I’m in charge of scheduling your reentry. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1485 | I just need to tweak the decor. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1486 | I'm as confused as you are | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1487 | Your landlord said as long as I stay off the steps and don't sell lemonade, I can stay through the weekend. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1488 | This is my transitional phase. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1489 | I said I am sorry, stop handing out flyers that say MOVING SALE! | 1.3108 | 0.07434 | 74 | 58 | 9 | 7 |
1490 | Your wife’s on the line, should I tell her you’re in a meeting. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1491 | When I said I can work from anywhere now, I didn’t mean this! | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1492 | Lose the pajamas. It's time for your 2pm appointment with the world. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1493 | An Investment Advice Stand? Why not? | 1.3103 | 0.05498 | 87 | 62 | 23 | 2 |
1494 | What point were you making exactly when you installed a neighborhood in my office? | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1495 | Well, I'm sorry boss, but didn't you tell me to work from home? | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1496 | I gotta work late tonight. Don't delay dinner for me. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1497 | I love e working remotely! | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1498 | I told you I could draw a crowd, no mask. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1499 | I thought we could use a little distance. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1500 | Don’t mind me - I need a good zoom background | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1501 | Parents wanted homeschool. Teachers the classroom. This is the schoolboard's great compromise. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1502 | If it’s not my uncovered face, then what is it? | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1503 | Ok, you can work from home. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1504 | As the Doobie Brothers said, I'm taking it to the streets. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1505 | But I'm vaccinated! | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1506 | Just trying to ease into going back to the office after working from home for so long. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1507 | It's an intermediate step. | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 69 | 26 | 2 |
1508 | Get off my lawn! | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1509 | Im tired of the Home office ,.im gonna try Street Office now. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1510 | Things have changed since you went to sleep two years ago | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1511 | 'From home' means within the property line, dear | 1.3086 | 0.05455 | 81 | 57 | 23 | 1 |
1512 | So much for homeschooling. They're people dear, not cicadas. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1513 | The boss will be out in a moment | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1514 | My boss agreed to let me work from home if I moved closer to the office. | 1.3085 | 0.06422 | 94 | 73 | 13 | 8 |
1515 | I'm still your receptionist, office or not. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1516 | If you're unable to come to the office, we'll bring the office to you. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1517 | I can't wait to get back into the office. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1518 | I feel safer outside. | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
1519 | Nobody else thinks it's a hoax. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1520 | That’s a 75$ fine for picking up the paper unmasked and another 50$ for those awful pajamas . | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1521 | According to the CDC, we no longer have to wear masks outdoors. I don't know what is wrong with these people! | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1522 | I'm building up my natural immunity! | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1523 | I think you could make a better living selling lemonade. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1524 | Waking up from a long sleep. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 78 | 55 | 22 | 1 |
1525 | We have to move. I told them I would be grading on a curve. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1526 | They are not buying your vaccine-free B&B | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1527 | I call it WFYH - Work From Your Home. | 1.3068 | 0.06537 | 88 | 68 | 13 | 7 |
1528 | I'm going back to work....a little at a time. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1529 | I think I found balance in working from home and in the office. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1530 | Does this count as working from home? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1531 | Growing up Roger did not go the way of a lemonade stand. He is now of course a hedge fund manager. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1532 | Morning Jen, I’m just not a fan of that Zoom meeting thingy, so I thought it was easier if we do this face to face…don’t forget your all-staff meeting is in 5 minute | 1.3068 | 0.06734 | 88 | 69 | 11 | 8 |
1533 | This is how going back to normal slowly looks like | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1534 | I've got a lovely floral pattern mask to go with that robe. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1535 | This isn't Zoom. You need to put on clothes before you teach outdoors. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1536 | I can't. I just can't. I can't spend another second in there with you! | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1537 | I'm paying your rent. That's what! | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1538 | HQ Thought you needed help working from home, but when I found out you weren't vaccinated, I set up shop here...Holler if you need me.... | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1539 | I have been holding a lottery to see when you would get out of the apartment. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1540 | I missed you at the office. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1541 | OK THEN! If you don’t want to go back to the office I’m taking it to you. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1542 | See honey, I told you the brownstone would serve as a good zoom backdrop. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1543 | See, working outdoors is safer than returning to the office and I don’t have to get a vaccine! | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1544 | I'm afraid to go back in; can you bring me my mask? | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1545 | Of course you can still tell them 'I gave at the office'! | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1546 | Well aren’t those fancy for a Friday! | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1547 | It started about a year ago... | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1548 | When you become a karen the world is your courtroom | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1549 | A couple people commented you've given new meaning to the term "front desk." | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1550 | I think all of this is just masking your real issues. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1551 | They want you to put on your mask now!!! | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1552 | Baby steps, Michael | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1553 | I can because I am vaccinated. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1554 | Hey hon, I’m slowly working my way back to the office. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1555 | Welcome back to the real world, Mr. Smith! You have some messages... | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1556 | I thought if I worked from home I could go maskless. | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
1557 | Close the door loser. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1558 | Outdoor Workspace | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1559 | At least I'm not 6-feet under. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1560 | The commute is only 48 seconds! | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1561 | You have 12,000 messages. | 1.3043 | 0.06510 | 92 | 72 | 12 | 8 |
1562 | We're still in talks for how remote my work will be | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1563 | The foot traffice between the bathroom & kitchen just wasn't high enough. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1564 | Now remember you’ve got that meeting with fresh air after lunch, please wear pants. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1565 | Hold my zooms | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1566 | So far, it's 2 to 1 in favor of me starting a lemonade stand. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1567 | Not now, honey. My boss is coming. | 1.3039 | 0.04784 | 102 | 72 | 29 | 1 |
1568 | It's your ten o'clock parade passing you by. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1569 | I booked it through Airbnb's new company AirHomeOffice." | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1570 | Life in the big city. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1571 | Let's restart with a little math: How many steps to school? | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1572 | Honey, could you grab my mask? People are starting to stare. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1573 | I'm not worried about Covid. The desk won't fit through the door. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1574 | Mother, please! I'm trying to teach school! | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1575 | While you're at it, what about a Danish? | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1576 | Because I had my second shot this morning | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1577 | As long as I’m behind a desk I’m not out. If you bring me coffee you’re not out either. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1578 | Just you wait until they ask me about my Zoom background. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1579 | The early bird gets the parking space. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1580 | They said this was the best way to start weaning off working from home. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1581 | Shh, they think I’m legit. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1582 | You requested a Porta-Secretary? | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1583 | Honey, I don’t think this is what they meant when they said that you can’t work from home any longer. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1584 | Mum, could you please bring me my mask. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1585 | When I told my boss I wanted to work remotely, she said I had a desk at the office, and she expected me to use it. | 1.3026 | 0.07260 | 76 | 60 | 9 | 7 |
1586 | A 10-year-old said he was gonna kick my ass. | 1.3026 | 0.07260 | 76 | 60 | 9 | 7 |
1587 | Do I have to use the tree, or can I come inside for my breaks? | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1588 | I get more work done out here instead of watching you parade around in your PJs all day. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1589 | No Sweetie, I double-checked and it's definitely part of my employment agreement. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1590 | Thinking outside the box | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1591 | So far, so good. Pants are optional. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1592 | Can you bring me a coffee? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1593 | The company says if you're not going back to the office, I've got to come here. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1594 | I didn't take this job to make friends. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1595 | I'm in a ten-step program to transition me back to working at the office. | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
1596 | 'It's my new 'man on the street' segment' | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1597 | The office has adopted a hybrid model. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1598 | When you said you'll be back in your corner office come hell or high water, I wasn't expecting this | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1599 | Let's take this offline. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1600 | Martha! The office doesn't open until ten." | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1601 | They say they don't like lemonade. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1602 | I'm working remotely. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1603 | We're all safe as long as I'm the only one without a mask. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1604 | Oh, dear! You are supposed to wear mask, not musk when you work out of home. | 1.3012 | 0.06800 | 83 | 65 | 11 | 7 |
1605 | Honey,this is only a test of my going to work skills. | 1.3012 | 0.07013 | 83 | 66 | 9 | 8 |
1606 | I am taking reservations for SEE-IN Grandma only | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1607 | Connie, hold my calls. I’m taking a sick day. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1608 | Don't forget your 'How I Spent My Pandemic Year' essay. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1609 | Just like riding a bicycle. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1610 | My company is taking steps toward going back to the office! | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1611 | Time to get dressed, Your first appointment is parking their car. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1612 | Which one of you called Turbotax? | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1613 | I'm expanding my workspace bubble. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1614 | Would you please close the door, I'm getting a claustrophobia draft! | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1615 | Your Dogecoin rebounded. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1616 | Not now, honey--I've got back-to-back meetings! | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1617 | This way, I don't have to wear a mask! | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1618 | Your 10 o'clock is running late | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1619 | Maybe I should also consider working from home. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1620 | What are you all looking at? I’m vaccinated. | 1.3000 | 0.06981 | 80 | 63 | 10 | 7 |
1621 | I was tired of working from home so I decided to work from yours. Your first appointment canceled and there’s cake in my car for Barb’s birthday | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1622 | Close to door please. I am working! | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1623 | If you feel more comfortable wearing your PJs out, that’s socially acceptable now. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1624 | Plein air dining, curbside pick-up. — I’m just trying to get with the program! | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1625 | Do I have to put real pants on? | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1626 | Don’t worry, the standing desk should be here next week | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1627 | The office was clear that I can no longer work from my home. | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1628 | I might be late for dinner ... it’s always pretty hectic down here after a holiday | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1629 | Open door policy | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1630 | The doctor is in... pajamas. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1631 | Get dressed. The boss will see you down the block in 30 minutes. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1632 | This week we have a hybrid work schedule. | 1.2981 | 0.04904 | 104 | 75 | 27 | 2 |
1633 | I'm easing my way out of working from home by working NEAR home. | 1.2981 | 0.04710 | 104 | 74 | 29 | 1 |
1634 | I was wrong about a new location ending my writer's block. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1635 | Now that I don't have to wear a mask outside I thought "Why not work outside too?" | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1636 | I'm staying here until I finish my novel about parallel parking | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1637 | You know what they say, Honey, "Start your day on the right footpath." | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1638 | The underpaid, gig-economy delivery person is almost here with your breakfast! | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1639 | Just a reminder Mr. Smith. Your Zoom meeting starts in fifteen minutes. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1640 | Tomorrow, I hope to make it to the corner. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1641 | I think this is what we did before. | 1.2976 | 0.06728 | 84 | 66 | 11 | 7 |
1642 | I’m done with working from home and this way the commute is short. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1643 | Honey, what's my WIFI password, again? | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1644 | I wanted to remember what working among others felt like. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1645 | What are you Canadian? | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1646 | I find I get a lot more foot traffic down here. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1647 | Honey, I'll give you my special signature under the covers. | 1.2973 | 0.07385 | 74 | 59 | 8 | 7 |
1648 | You're not the only one who needs some space! | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1649 | see, honey? i told you freelance work wouldn’t fit the lemonade stand business model | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
1650 | What? I’m keeping proper distance; the desk is 6 ft long. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1651 | You promised no more bean burrito for breakfast | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1652 | WiFi’s out | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1653 | I was hoping this time it was fake news... | 1.2967 | 0.05062 | 91 | 65 | 25 | 1 |
1654 | When they ask, I like to tell my clients I'm not working from home. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1655 | I need distraction to concentrate. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1656 | I'm your first appointment. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1657 | They said I could work from home! | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1658 | Moving towards herd immunity, dear. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1659 | Everyone.. step into my office | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1660 | No, it's not your snoring. It's just more quieter around here | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1661 | Honey, I don’t think this is what they meant by ‘a gradual transition back to the office.’ | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1662 | Alternate side of the street classes. We’ll be moving by 11 AM. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1663 | I've lost my mind | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1664 | Boss, no phone calls yet. Would you like a cup of coffee? | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1665 | You should have renewed the office lease. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1666 | Yes, they get it, dear. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1667 | Would YOU like to refinance? | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1668 | Guys, I'm trying to film the TurboTax spot. Can we get some quiet on set | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
1669 | Well, everyone seems willing to work around your precious schedule Jerry. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1670 | I'm getting a lot of feedback on my interpersonal skills! | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1671 | Honey, I finally get to do some taxes! | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1672 | Stan quickly realized he misunderstood the concept of “hybrid workplace”. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1673 | Babe, I forgot my mask. It’s on the bookshelf next to my first edition of “Misery | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1674 | What? I am working outside of the home. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1675 | If I’m working from home, I need a bigger window. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1676 | Taxes al fresco. | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1677 | You really can't beat the ventilation...you should risk it. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1678 | When Johnny failed to participate in remote learning, Ms. Williams, the world's most dedicated teacher, brought the classroom to Johnny. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1679 | Nobody’s interested in upgrading their resume. Roll out the hotdog cart. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1680 | Pandemic or no, it’s sidewalk, not side-work. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1681 | Go back to bed sir - it’s all just a bad dream | 1.2949 | 0.07093 | 78 | 62 | 9 | 7 |
1682 | Say goodbye to meetings in pajamas. | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1683 | My boss said I can't work from home anymore. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1684 | Now, that's what I call home-schooling! | 1.2946 | 0.04853 | 112 | 82 | 27 | 3 |
1685 | get back in there mr clinton, no one wants to see your penis today | 1.2941 | 0.06658 | 85 | 67 | 11 | 7 |
1686 | Your eight o'clock should pass by soon. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
1687 | Hi, I’m here to answer your ad for a personal secretary. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1688 | Hey, son! Just in time for your book signing. remember you definitely saw Jesus | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1689 | I'm trying to transition away from telecomuting gradually. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1690 | Given the option, I much prefer to work outside the home. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1691 | Sidewalk seating is now allowed, and I'm eating at my desk. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1692 | Hey Rip Von Wrinkle, you have a call on line 2 | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1693 | Ready to be home schooled? | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1694 | Mildred, curbside temps. No calls yet, sir. Shall I Uber in your coffee? | 1.2941 | 0.06658 | 85 | 67 | 11 | 7 |
1695 | It is so great to have the restrictions eased. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1696 | How many secretaries get plenty of fresh air? Of course I don't mind you working from home. Plus, I don't need a window in my office anymore. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1697 | Honey, did I sleep work again?" | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
1698 | Here goes the neighborhood. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1699 | -See, nothing to be afraid | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1700 | I decided this is currently a safer distance for both of us | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1701 | Could ya be a doll and fetch me a paperweight? | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1702 | This is as far as I daren’t go | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1703 | Honey, if your getting complaints from the neighbors, explain im working from home and hang up! | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1704 | Could you bring my mask? | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1705 | Notice! 1968 teacher model available, curbside pickup. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1706 | Curbside pick up, line 3. | 1.2935 | 0.06473 | 92 | 73 | 11 | 8 |
1707 | The hell is a WeWork? | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1708 | The new hybrid work model | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1709 | Have a seat. I’ll be right with you. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1710 | Write 100 times : The Mayor says I should now go to school. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1711 | I decided to give this sovereign citizenship thing a try. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1712 | There wasn't room inside, so I'm isolating out here until my test results come back | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1713 | Just think, honey, people in the future will know exactly when this comic was drawn. Look at all the masks! | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1714 | Technically it's not working from home when you're fifteen feet away from it. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1715 | I believe I was transported here by a time warp. If you’re cooking breakfast, I’ll have some pancakes thank you. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1716 | Good morning Mr. Nelson. Bob is on line 6; he wants to know if it’s still just upper management that will continue working from home. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1717 | Everyone’s got Zoom fatigue, so we’re streaming via Ring cameras to freshen things up. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1718 | I decided to work from home today but I surely missed your help with my desk | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1719 | Vaccine! Vaccine anyone! Free for the price of none! | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1720 | Forward all my messages to the office...or just stick 'em on the fridge." | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1721 | The internet's down. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1722 | Good morning! | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1723 | The kids were bothering me. | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
1724 | It recreates my office environment. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1725 | In my defense, your wifi is unsecured and blazingly fast. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1726 | The cat was distracting me. | 1.2911 | 0.05450 | 79 | 57 | 21 | 1 |
1727 | Save yourself...worry about the teachers and students last. | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
1728 | That what you get with a grandmother superintend. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1729 | No, sir. A mask is not required, but you still need to put on outside clothes. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1730 | Are people staring because I'm maskless, they're jealous of my 8 step commute, or are they wondering if this desk is a free stoop find? | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
1731 | Good Morning Boss. I have another stack of messages from corporate reminding you again your house arrest ended on 3/11/20. | 1.2911 | 0.07013 | 79 | 63 | 9 | 7 |
1732 | Cancel all my meetings. I’m taking off today | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1733 | No sales yet but a few looky-loos. Thanks for encouraging me to show people my poetry. I love you. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1734 | It’s a COVID thriller. I’m calling it, “Maskless in Manhattan”. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1735 | I don't know if it's because you work from home, or nobody wants a colonoscopy on the lower east side Dr. Louve. | 1.2903 | 0.06411 | 93 | 74 | 11 | 8 |
1736 | Sir, you think you'll be moving back to the office soon? | 1.2903 | 0.05092 | 124 | 95 | 22 | 7 |
1737 | I'll be in soon. Just making sure everyone's wearing a mask. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1738 | Your fly is open | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1739 | These are the people who are going to start wearing a mask now that Fauci says we don't have to anymore!" | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1740 | Judge Callahan wants to move your lunch meeting out by 30 minutes. And your wife is on line 2. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1741 | If little Susie from next door can sell lemonade from her stoop, then I should be allowed to lawyer from ours! | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1742 | All you said was "Out of the house"! | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1743 | Next week I'll move to the corner. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1744 | Remember when clouds were fun? | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
1745 | We're reopening the sidewalk. You can come out! | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1746 | It's fine, I've got my Out Of Office turned on! | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
1747 | Just getting some fresh air | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
1748 | I prefer sidewalk talk to water cooler chat. | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
1749 | Sure feels good to be back to normal. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1750 | I think I finally proved this theorem! | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1751 | What? You went short on PPE? | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1752 | The boss said get creative persuading you to get vaccinated and come back to work. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1753 | I read your New Yonker. Nothing in it. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1754 | Your 9 a.m. with the world is here. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1755 | Cabin Fever forced me to do it. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1756 | It’s fine Mom. I’m vaccinated! | 1.2895 | 0.07210 | 76 | 61 | 8 | 7 |
1757 | My therapist says this is the best way to prepare to return to the office. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1758 | Hybrid is the new normal. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1759 | No worries. Your nine o’clock cancelled. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1760 | Shut the door. You're making everyone nervous! | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1761 | Get me a coffee from the break room. | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1762 | If anyone asks, I'm a lawyer." | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1763 | It's a home office that still gives me access to people. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1764 | I'm going to need more lemonade! | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1765 | Honey, can you bring me the noise cancelling headphones? | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1766 | Heads up, you have a 10:30 AM appointment. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1767 | The office receptionist still takes working from home very serious | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1768 | You’ve heard of ‘streateries’? Well, I’m the first ‘workunderthetrees-tery’. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1769 | Since you refuse to go back to the office, the office is coming to you. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1770 | I might have to come home to get my mask. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1771 | I'm not quite ready to go back to the office full time. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1772 | I'm transitioning back to the office - ten feet per day. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1773 | Welcome to your new hybrid work environment. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1774 | Should I push your 9am meeting back to the L train? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1775 | When I said you needed to get outside the house this isn’t what I meant! | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1776 | It emerges. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1777 | We're getting closer to going back to the office. | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1778 | I’m beginning to think open air office was better in thought than practice. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1779 | We’re transitioning back to the office,Sal. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1780 | It's part of the green new deal they said | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
1781 | I’d keep that robe on. This might be another “no underwear” dream. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1782 | Working in front of the home feels more liberating. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1783 | Im ok, thank you! im trying out work ‘Al fresco’— it’s all the rage | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1784 | I knew that lemonade stand twelve steps programme when I was six would stand me in good stead. Look at me now, prime office space! | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1785 | I'm still working remotely, aren't I? | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1786 | I’ve scheduled your re-entry in society appointment. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1787 | You told me to GO to work! | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1788 | Sorry about the road work. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1789 | It’s throwback Thursday. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1790 | You told me I could use your stoop to do a little business. I hope you don't mind the desk? | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1791 | Because our work-from-home policy ended today. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1792 | Sorry! but I’m still figuring out a way between work from home and back into the office | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1793 | We told you: if you don't come to work, work will come to you | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1794 | By all means, WFH, sir. I'm here if you need me. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1795 | Sir, you most definitely said 'In person right after Memorial Day,' not Labor Day. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1796 | They're right! I'm immune if I'm outside! | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1797 | Everyone keeps telling me to "Zoom!" but I'm staying put! | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1798 | I’m going back to work in baby steps. | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
1799 | I'd rather be selling lemonade! | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1800 | Your self-motivational speech starts in fifteen minutes. Remember to wear a mask. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1801 | In my head, it’s a Tiny Desk Concert. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1802 | You’ve had three calls this morning, and the sales meeting is in 20 minutes. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1803 | Don't worry sir, it's exactly 6 feet from here to your door! | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1804 | I am taking it a few steps at a time. So, I started with ours. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1805 | I represent the agency casting the new normal. Change out of your PJs to sign up. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1806 | I'm calling it a "Wall Streetery" - you know, like the dining streetery, but for wealth management | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1807 | I still love you, Mom. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1808 | Guess what? Running a help desk is much more lucrative than a lemonade stand. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1809 | It's my gradual post-COVID transition, okay? Will the phone reach all the way out here? | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1810 | As your attorney, I figured that closer proximity might reduce your billable hours. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1811 | Made it to the front door today, I see! | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1812 | Hold my calls until I’m out of my PJ’s! | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1813 | I'm transitioning back to the office...slowly | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1814 | Working remotely or remotely working? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1815 | It's actually safest to be outside now. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1816 | You told me to come in early | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1817 | I TOLD you that my resume would say, “Works outside the home. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1818 | Why good afternoon Mr. Mumford! The Upper West Side is currently doing a study on sleep patterns that breed indolence. Care to join us?" | 1.2857 | 0.07377 | 70 | 56 | 8 | 6 |
1819 | No one's interested... you may have to clean your own house. | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1820 | Sold my Zoom stock. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
1821 | This open office thing is going to far. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1822 | I'm staying away from home and office until the herd has immunity. | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1823 | It's called 'customer engagement,' and I got the idea from pop-up ads." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
1824 | Yes, you're right; our place it too small to keep socially distant. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1825 | I’m not discussing this with you until you get dressed. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1826 | Sir,I am your firm's receptionist. I cannot Work From Home. | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
1827 | Maybe you should try selling lemonade instead. | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1828 | This still qualifies as work from home | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1829 | Turns out I should've signed a prenup. | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1830 | Sorry Starbucks was packed. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1831 | You can go back to bed for three more months. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1832 | Look, honey, I just need some space alone today, to think. You go back to bed and do whatever you do in those pyjamas. Love you. Don't slam the door. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1833 | I was working at my desk when I accidentally clicked the google maps street view. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1834 | I think it’s time for us to go back to the office now... | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1835 | 2021: work.without.borders | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1836 | And this has been a look at the new normal . | 1.2857 | 0.05240 | 84 | 61 | 22 | 1 |
1837 | My company is requiring a 14-day office purgatory before returning back to work. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1838 | Office with a view! - I couldn’t afford this before COVID | 1.2857 | 0.07126 | 77 | 62 | 8 | 7 |
1839 | Honey, are you coming back home for lunch? | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1840 | Sir, the CDC has officially declared it embarrassing to work from home. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1841 | I just miss eating lunch at my desk, also being outside, and seeing people, but I don’t want to go back to the office. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1842 | What do you mean I need a mask? I’m in my ‘home’ office. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1843 | We're doing a slow-move back into the office | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1844 | Got it. You're cancelling your two o'clock appointment with the Outside. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1845 | We need to address officelessness as well. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
1846 | Oh hi Bob. They’re still figuring out our return to office plans, but your 9am will be here soon. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1847 | I miss rush hour. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1848 | So, my son said, since I’ve been working from home, I don’t get out enough. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1849 | I'm technically not working from home | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1850 | We're trying to get away from virtual teaching. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1851 | Don't worry, the jammies aren't an issue. But we do require you reach the sidewalk. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1852 | Not completely completely ready to return to the office,but getting closer | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1853 | Mask? I'm a work-at-home Republican civil servant. I don't need no stinkin' mask!!! | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1854 | I always dreamed of having a just-around-the-corner office! | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1855 | I've decided to go back to working at the office. In stages. | 1.2840 | 0.05339 | 81 | 59 | 21 | 1 |
1856 | We'll see who looks ridiculous when you miss the next UFO flyover. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1857 | So Johnny, the school is transitioning you from home schooling, to sidewalk schooling... next week you go to street schooling to block schooling....by this fall you should be at playground schooling...., etc! | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1858 | I don't have timefor lunch, dear. I'll just grab a sandwich at my desk. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1859 | I'm studying herd impunity." | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
1860 | I’ve changed my career path. | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
1861 | It's work from your home! | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1862 | I need my printer too. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1863 | We see your shadow. Six more weeks. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1864 | Good news! It’s a Communist plot. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
1865 | I'm branching out. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1866 | No, you cannot come out. You have the number 54 Smith Street variant and you must remain in quarantine for the next 6 months. | 1.2836 | 0.07610 | 67 | 54 | 7 | 6 |
1867 | They’re ready for you, Mrs. Hutchinson. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1868 | Please cancel all my meetings for today, I'll need some privacy here | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1869 | Oh hi boss! Got tired of working remotely! | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1870 | Working from Curbside | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1871 | This can't be a surprise. I said you were loud on your work calls. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1872 | No one seems to mind; no rain is forecast; and no birds above. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1873 | Now we work from your home. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1874 | We’re switching to on-curb teaching for the rest of the year. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1875 | 'F' for the mask compliance, 'D' for the hair, 'C-' for the robe, and 'F' for the slippers. Go back and try again. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1876 | I'm working from home, and for the last time, I'm not wearing a mask, Lilly... DEAL WITH IT! | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1877 | Nope, your quarantine isn’t over yet, Karen. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1878 | Honey! Are you sure i need no mask in my open-concept home-office? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1879 | I’m sorry, but I can’t let you out without a reservation | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1880 | Jane, I’m trying to keep my work life, family life and social life in balance here. A little help please! | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1881 | Your Mom said you needed to learn street smarts. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1882 | I feel like I'm getting close to going back to the office. | 1.2821 | 0.05443 | 78 | 57 | 20 | 1 |
1883 | I’ll place you in the ‘vaccinated, but unable to trust’ group. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1884 | It's not all pedestrian, but it does seem to be bureaucratic. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1885 | I started writing an email,but this seemed more efficient. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1886 | What's the forecast for the week? | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1887 | Hey mister sorry i brought your desk outside i think | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
1888 | A latte would be perfect, thanks. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1889 | Some people can recognize a Green Certificate opportunity when they see one . .. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1890 | Fyi this isn’t the open concept I had in mind. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1891 | I'm just following CDC guidance. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1892 | Come outside. Everyone's doing it. | 1.2812 | 0.06087 | 64 | 47 | 16 | 1 |
1893 | Send the kids out dear, it's time they got some 'street smarts'. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1894 | It’s a Demi-commute, darling. More importantly, I always wanted to do something that would embarrass you in front of the neighbors | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1895 | I'm really looking forward to getting back to the office | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1896 | It's okay, c'mon out. Remember? It's casual Friday. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1897 | My husband’s driving me crazy, so I’m working remotely from your home. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1898 | Honey, will you bring me coffee? | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1899 | Good morning, Sir. Shall I hold your calls until you're fully awake? | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
1900 | Sorry honey, I was missing all the office distraction | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1901 | I might be in my underwear but it's not weird if you only look at the top half. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1902 | I'm easing my way back to working at the office full time a little step at a time. | 1.2805 | 0.07000 | 82 | 67 | 7 | 8 |
1903 | Guess what I forgot? | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1904 | Time to switch back to the lemonade, ma. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1905 | First stage in a stepwise return to my office. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1906 | You didn't say I couldn't work from YOUR home. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1907 | If you had given me an intercom like I requested you wouldn't have missed your 9:00. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1908 | Honey, can you bring the laptop out? The folks across the street have FiOS. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1909 | I needed to put on some real clothes. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1910 | Corporate is researching a new hybrid work from stoop model. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1911 | People are so covid safe these days so I moved business outdoors. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1912 | I’m stooping to a new low. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1913 | Good morning, would you like to join The Anti-Face Mask League? | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
1914 | Your nine o'clock is running fifteen minutes late." | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1915 | Get dressed. You’re late forwork. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1916 | New to the neighborhood? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1917 | Quick, have Junior make a sign: 'No masks required at this home office'. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1918 | You can consider this my official notice Mr. Collyer. I've located another position which will allow me to work remotely. | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1919 | I thought we agreed I should try the hybrid model? | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1920 | Pay your overdue library book fines here! | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1921 | They told me, 'If Bob can't come to the office, then bring the office to Bob!'" | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1922 | I zoomed over for our 9am, like you asked! | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1923 | Oh, I'm not vaccinated, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn® last night. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1924 | If you've got a second, we can make it a corner office. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1925 | Please step into my office and let me know who will I be fighting with today? | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1926 | ‘It’s the next best thing to home schooling.” | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1927 | can I come out now? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1928 | Alice dear, would you please bring me some more paperwork? I'm simply far too productive in the open air! | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1929 | Brian, I thought I told you I wasn't using the funny virtual background today. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1930 | This is anti-social distancing. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
1931 | Apparently, I'm blocking the recovery. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1932 | Here are your messages since you’ve been checked out. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1933 | Good morning Carol, we are understaffed and we need you. No one wants to go back to work. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1934 | Toll sidewalk. It's a new thing! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1935 | Brace yourself, Rip. A few things have changed since you fell asleep. | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
1936 | So many car warranties about to expire, so little time... | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
1937 | Your landlord booked a 3:30 conference on the stoop. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1938 | If you seriously cut back on the beans! | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 58 | 20 | 1 |
1939 | I'm with the NYPD. We're allowed to do this. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1940 | They suggested we transition back to the office at our own pace. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1941 | Don’t worry, I’m just transitioning from working at home. Next week I’ll be back in the office. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1942 | I’m not looking forward to the flight back home. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1943 | Working from street is better, you should try it. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1944 | Honey, ready for a break? I made eggs | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1945 | Morning neighbor! I am officially fully vaccinated, so I can finally start working outside my home | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
1946 | Hi, I'm your PA. I assume you met the bathroom attendant. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1947 | I am working from home outdoor! | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1948 | Just checking to see if my vaccine is working. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1949 | I imagined this would be more of a two-way street. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
1950 | Why is everyone out here wearing a mask? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1951 | I'm trying out 'working from sidewalk' as a transition back to the office. So far it seems to be generating some good attention. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1952 | I need my privacy too. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1953 | Sidewalk Sales | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
1954 | I’ve been using your sidewalk as my office for months now- this is just the first day you’ve come out. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1955 | they said I could pick any corner office | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1956 | Looks like I overslept. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1957 | Little by little, sweetheart! | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
1958 | You’re scheduled to have coffee at 7 and go to the bathroom at 7:20. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1959 | Sure ... Just a cup. Black with one lump, please! | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1960 | My boss said that work from home is over. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1961 | Today's choice is lemonade, or a late-filed tax return. One-stop shopping for the whole family! | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1962 | Honey, I’m home! | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1963 | You wanted me to wear pants, dear, this is the only way. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
1964 | I forget. Are we immunized or anti-vaxxers? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1965 | Miss Haversham, please have the dog walker wait in reception on arrival | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1966 | You may come out of your hideout... the world has arrived!! | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1967 | I bought a desk | 1.2763 | 0.06908 | 76 | 61 | 9 | 6 |
1968 | Put on some cloths and bring your desk out. The amount of foot traffic is amazing. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1969 | I want to start getting back down to the office again now that I'm vaccinated, but I'm gonna work my way up to it. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1970 | Your car was towed two months ago. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1971 | I would never bring work home... | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1972 | I'll show that little Cindy for making fun of my lemonade business model. I already have pre-orders as we speak. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1973 | Oh, hi there, do you have an appointment to see the real world again? It's reopening now, with vaccines, people and everything." | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1974 | After working from home all year, I’m making a gradual return to the office. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1975 | Everyone is paying to see the last remaining quarantined man in New York. C'mon out and I'll give you your cut! | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1976 | They said if I was outdoors I wouldn’t have to wear a mask. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1977 | back to work in baby steps, post pandemic | 1.2759 | 0.06476 | 87 | 70 | 10 | 7 |
1978 | Now that I’m vaccinated, I’m a few steps closer to going back into work! | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1979 | Bill, I'm tired of you flouting the office dress code. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1980 | I really enjoyed your analysis of “Far From the Maddening Crowd”. Do you want to come out here and discuss it with the crowd? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1981 | THIS COULD BE HEAVEN OR THIS COULD BE HELL. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1982 | Don't worry! I'll leave the hybrid office space to be home by 5... | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1983 | We are six steps apart | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
1984 | Mornin', Boss. Su casa, mi casa! | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1985 | Can you please wake me, darling? I'm having that crazy covid anxiety dream again. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
1986 | Don't tell me the printer jammed again. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1987 | I'm transitioning back to my office. I've made it half a block so far. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1988 | Listen,if this were a cop car or a pile of trash,you wouldn’t think twice | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1989 | I guess the days of a suit jacket and shorts for video conference calls are over | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1990 | Don't get uptight, dear. I'm just trying to be pretentious. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1991 | They said we could work anywhere. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
1992 | It’s the first time I’m early at the office | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1993 | Your 9am is in-person so you’ll need to put some pants on | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1994 | It's a book signing for the one I wrote during the lock-down. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1995 | Gesundheit | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1996 | Post it under #socialsmartworking | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
1997 | Do you want me to keep holding your stray cat visits? | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1998 | They said I had to leave my home, this is far enough. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1999 | The office is only doing half-capacity, so I found a spot in the outdoor seating. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2000 | Okay, okay. I'll put my mask on. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2001 | I'm afraid it wasn't a bad dream after all. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2002 | This was a capital idea. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2003 | Your calendar had today blocked off." | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2004 | I’m working from home in the great outdoors. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2005 | Honey I’ve put a robe on you can continue your zoom meeting inside | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2006 | Hey kid, welcome to the school of life. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2007 | Finally awake? We’ll start at March of 2020. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2008 | We're transitioning back to in-person teaching. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2009 | I'm not ready to go back to full normal so I'm doing it gradually! | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2010 | Take your time getting dressed. Sales are strong. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2011 | Now that I’m working from home, I needed a sidewalk hustle | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2012 | To do my best work at home I need a little distraction. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2013 | It's alright, ma'am. I don't mind coming into the office early. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2014 | Honey get back inside everyone is going to think you’re running for president making a stand like that | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2015 | We're having a work "offsite" today | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2016 | It's called exposure therapy; we'll start here and move a little closer every day until we're back in the office | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2017 | Attendance is up now that Zoom lectures are offline, outdoor, and partially vaccinated. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2018 | I will be right here, as long as you continue to work from home. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2019 | Hey honey, now that I'm working from home, I have more time to spend with our friends and neighbors. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2020 | I'm easing back into it. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2021 | Can you check your closet… I mean the stock room for a size 12? | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2022 | We changed a few things while you were inside. | 1.2727 | 0.05109 | 77 | 56 | 21 | 0 |
2023 | What's not funny? | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2024 | The whole world is my office! | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2025 | I'm just as confused as you are. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2026 | No more Zoom-- and I can expand my business to include lemonade! | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2027 | It's as close to the classroom as I'm willing to go right now. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2028 | Technically, we are a restaurant now | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2029 | Its easier this way, and... makes sense. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2030 | We should see other people. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2031 | Sick days aren’t what they used to be. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2032 | Mr. Van Winkle, isn’t it? | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2033 | Isn't this better than going home for lunch? | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2034 | It’s my close-up study of human trafficking. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2035 | I could care less about the home office deduction. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2036 | Good morning, Ms. Johnson your 9 o' clock ZOOM is ready for you | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2037 | Can you please close the door, sir | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2038 | My anti-masker campaign at least keeps them off our part of the block. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2039 | See. I'm real. I have mass! | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2040 | Well, welcome to the day, Mr. Sleepy McSleepface! | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
2041 | Can’t quite get away from the convenience of working at home. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2042 | Alice, hold my calls. I’m going back to bed. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2043 | Janet, it’s not personal but this is my happy place. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2044 | I'm Gina, your company-assigned Home Officer for today - first I'll need you to confirm you are working and doing so from home. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2045 | Honey, I think you’ve brought your work home with you again. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2046 | You're the one who asked me to stop bringing my work home. | 1.2714 | 0.07315 | 70 | 57 | 7 | 6 |
2047 | Little by little, the restrictions are being eased. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2048 | It’s ok to step out if you want to be cataloged, judged and ridiculed. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2049 | Work from home...don't work from home. Why not a little of both? | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2050 | Honey, you're embarrassing me at the office." | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2051 | The dialogue writes itself! | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2052 | Only one message, the neighbor called to complain about the dog barking again. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2053 | The majority of votes still say that I should work from home. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2054 | I’m away with my desk today | 1.2714 | 0.07315 | 70 | 57 | 7 | 6 |
2055 | Hey, I thought I was the only one doing No-Mask Monday! | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2056 | Would you like fries with that? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2057 | Good Morning! I'm your new boss. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2058 | Dan, your next meeting is 2:30 | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2059 | I finally decided to go "non remote" | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2060 | First step towards going back to the office. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2061 | Good morning, I'm the block captain for the WYM(wear your mask | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2062 | It worked for the restaurants, why not actuaries? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2063 | Anything is better than working in there with the kids | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2064 | Does this still count as working from home? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2065 | Just a baby step to stop working from home! | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2066 | My writer's block is cured, but I might be coming down with something else. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2067 | It was me. I rang the doorbell. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2068 | I know. Isn't it great? Somebody just put it out at the curb! You were in the shower, so ... | 1.2706 | 0.06565 | 85 | 69 | 9 | 7 |
2069 | I think the virus is coming from inside the house. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2070 | Honey, we might have the ugliest door in New York. | 1.2706 | 0.06565 | 85 | 69 | 9 | 7 |
2071 | Transitioning from home to the office is a process. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2072 | I couldn't take not being in the presence of people. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2073 | The end of end times is nigh… | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2074 | Home got stuffy. I thought I'd try 'outdoor working.' | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2075 | I was really missing the traffic by my desk at the office. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2076 | For the love of God, put some pants on! | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2077 | Jeff, are you certain this is what they meant by a hybrid work environment? | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2078 | Honey, this is not what IPO means | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2079 | I am being extra careful honey, working from home AND outdoors has to be safe! | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2080 | Hey Bill, working remotely is a breath of fresh air. | 1.2703 | 0.07016 | 74 | 60 | 8 | 6 |
2081 | ‘I am selling tickets to the museum of covid home horrors, you might never see it again’ | 1.2703 | 0.07526 | 74 | 62 | 4 | 8 |
2082 | You might have taken that last step before getting back to the office a bit too literally… | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2083 | It’s like VR, but you don’t need goggles. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2084 | Hi! I'm the new preschool teacher! | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2085 | Gertrude, to do this job right, I'm going to need a phone. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2086 | I'm prepping myself to be around people, again. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2087 | It's the busiest desk job I've ever had. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2088 | Well of course! What makes you think this discussion ISN'T confidential? | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2089 | These are our new neighbors. I am registering them to vote. They moved here from Arizona, Georgia, and Pennsylvania. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2090 | I’m giving up “working from home “gradually | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2091 | Throw down an apple for the teacher. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2092 | Masks are optional, pants are not | 1.2697 | 0.04993 | 89 | 66 | 22 | 1 |
2093 | Should I get a cup of tea after this cup of tea? | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2094 | I have maximized for wifi and sunlight in this spot. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2095 | Your ten o'clock is here! | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2096 | My boss said we can't telework from home anymore. | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
2097 | Good morning! We're gradually transitioning back to working in the office. Don't worry, I'll be down at the corner tomorrow. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2098 | I'm deciding between remote and commuting. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2099 | Restaurants did it. So why not screenwriters? | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2100 | I'm not ready for a full return to the office yet. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2101 | Apparently, cable TV is not working west of here. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2102 | Bring me some snacks to sell so I can claim I am a restaurant. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2103 | Good morning Frank! We have a busy day today. Your 10 o'clock just moved to 9:30 and the afternoon is pretty much back to back. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2104 | Should I push your 2pm people watching to 3? | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2105 | I'm achooing. They're eschewing. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2106 | This is the new hybrid office concept........ | 1.2688 | 0.04868 | 93 | 69 | 23 | 1 |
2107 | Each week on our program, of course, we choose some theme..." NPR budget cuts are having unforseen consequences | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2108 | Do I have to put on “real clothes?” | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2109 | Thanks for your patience. Everybody will see you now. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2110 | I told you I’m not ready to go all the way back to work. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2111 | The word on the street is that you need fluffy slippers. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2112 | I am slowly acclimating to the idea of returning to work at the office. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2113 | You won’t believe how long you’ve been asleep. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2114 | I am okay with the stay safe secretary on the sidewalk thing, but please get out of your pajamas if you are coming down to talk to me! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2115 | It feels so good to be easing back into a full return to the office! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2116 | It's the latest open-concept work-from-home office. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2117 | The party’s over, Mrs. Poe! | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2118 | Shoes. Socks. Pants. Shirt. Steps down. Steps up. Zoom! | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2119 | You have a Zoom conference at ten in the basement. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2120 | Can't hear me? Read my lips for a change. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2121 | So *you’re* our insider? | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2122 | Vaccinated | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2123 | I just want to work in peace goddamit! | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2124 | Make your own damn coffee this morning, I'm done working from the living room. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2125 | Yes sir, this hyrbid back to work model is working splendidly! | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2126 | They said the new policy was a work from home hybrid! | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2127 | Until you get the vaccine, this is how you're going to take dictation. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2128 | It technically counts as working from home. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2129 | Tell my boss, I won’t work remotely, but I won’t commute either. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2130 | Just for a few more weeks until I’m back at the office. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2131 | It's called 'WFS' - Work From Stoop | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2132 | I’m at work hun | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2133 | Cubicle, schmubicle. | 1.2673 | 0.05952 | 101 | 82 | 11 | 8 |
2134 | Even accountants miss the childhood thrill of the lemonade stand. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2135 | Hey go fuck yourself lady. I’m setting up my office where the ventilation allows me to doff the mask. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2136 | Your first client is in the Waiting Room. Should I let them in? | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2137 | Sorry, honey, but you snore louder than the cicadas. | 1.2667 | 0.04947 | 90 | 67 | 22 | 1 |
2138 | It’s my satellite office to my home office. | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
2139 | Please stop distracting me, dear. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2140 | Yeah ma, most of the complaints are about you . . . and me. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2141 | That’s one small step before my return to the office. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2142 | We have been too close for way too long. " | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2143 | Could you bring down the 'Detour Men Working' sign? | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2144 | If work calls, tell them that I'm transitioning back to being at the office--it should take a couple of weeks | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2145 | A new normal: Let’s start the day off right, shall we? | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2146 | Free COVID vaccine or test? | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
2147 | Doge here! Get yer Dogecoin here! Crypto, folks, hot and fresh off the blockchain! Just 50 cents! Wait, 48 cents. Now 32 cents. 28 cents. Shit, nevermind. | 1.2667 | 0.08188 | 60 | 50 | 4 | 6 |
2148 | When you said I could work from home indefinitely, I didn’t think you meant YOUR home. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2149 | They keep saying the return to normal will be gradual. I can't just go from working at home to working at the office at the flip of a switch! | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2150 | No Honey, I am not working from home today. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2151 | you have three appointments in your home office today, sir | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2152 | I know Mom, but Mr. Riley said to transition slowly back to the office. | 1.2658 | 0.05002 | 79 | 58 | 21 | 0 |
2153 | Everyone loves a street performer | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2154 | Home? Office? Home office? I couldn’t decide. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2155 | I just needed a better-looking Zoom background for man-on-street interviews. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2156 | Our School’s website is being held by ransomware so I’m distributing test results in situ. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2157 | If he sees his shadow, it’s six more weeks of winter. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2158 | Don’t worry, I have a permit. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2159 | Im sorry, I see my shadow. Try again in six weeks. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2160 | When you’re still working from home but you no longer enjoy you’re “coworkers”. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2161 | Your Little Free Library got staff funding - keep your voice down, please. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
2162 | You said you wanted to work from home. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
2163 | I've checked with the CDC and your Astrologist and they agree, it's safe for you to come out now. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2164 | I'm totally in the zone! | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2165 | Remember us off-line teachers? | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2166 | 'Cause the windows don't open. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2167 | Hi honey! Told my boss working from home doesn't mean I've neglected my people skills! | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2168 | How long have I been sleeping? | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2169 | Half-steps. At least try half-steps. | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
2170 | You were right, Ma! Curbside pick-up does work for CPA's! | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2171 | Apples accepted | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2172 | Hi honey, I moved my desk to the street for patio season. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2173 | Oh never mind . . . I thought you were selling Girl Scout cookies. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2174 | First casualty of the Work-from-Home eviction notice program. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2175 | I'm working from home. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2176 | Darling,I am just ventilating the office | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2177 | You can go back to your sleep Mr. Anderson, I will let you know when Covid is over | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2178 | My cabin fever is gone! Zoom now? | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2179 | Working from home has its perks. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2180 | Please go back to sleep dear. This is a rehearsal for your upcoming "The New Normal Nightmare". | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2181 | No problems with the first shot, so I'm transitioning via a half-vaxxed office environment while I wait for the second. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2182 | Thank you for ordering UberDeets tax filing. Don’t worry, I’m fully vaccinated. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2183 | I think I will stick to work from home. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2184 | It's a jolly good day for working out. | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2185 | Ah, you must be wifi password "newpassword1". | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2186 | If you're socialized enough for the day, come back in. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2187 | No,more like Mitch McConnell,I think | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2188 | Start eating without me, honey -- I'm working till sunset. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2189 | You said “Make something of yourself, get a bigger office with a view.” | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2190 | Are you interested in selling your house? | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2191 | Most successful businesses are disruptors. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2192 | Not WeWork, MeWork | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2193 | If you want to come out, honey, you need to change out of your p j's | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2194 | As your secretary, this seemed like an adequate social distance, as you work from home. | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
2195 | What distressed her the most was not the Ponzi scheme he was running, but that he still insisted on working from home. | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
2196 | No more jammies please!! | 1.2639 | 0.07130 | 72 | 59 | 7 | 6 |
2197 | They said I had to stop working for home. | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
2198 | I found the citation honey: "I.R.C. § 999(S). Sidework ...you can take the home office deduction only if you use the sidewalk exclusively for work." | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2199 | This is the first step before working from the office again. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2200 | He has not seen his shadow, I say again he has not seen his shadow! The lock down is over. Summer can begin. We think. Who knows, just be careful... | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
2201 | This no mask toll is working way better than the lemonade stand. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2202 | Thanks for taking your views outside. | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
2203 | Yes, Mr. Smith, I'm so happy "we" still get to work from home. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2204 | I want everyone to see that doing your own taxes is safe, too. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2205 | youve got to hussel diffrently on the street. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2206 | Don't act all innocent, Mr. Best Wifi in Brooklyn! | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2207 | I’m more inspired to work this way | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2208 | When you said we would be “working remotely” this wasn’t what I had in mind | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2209 | oh no no no... I am going back to bed! | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
2210 | I call it hybrid work. | 1.2626 | 0.04671 | 99 | 74 | 24 | 1 |
2211 | Want to join me? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2212 | When returning to life after COVID, he was most definitely a toe dipper. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2213 | My employer adopted an open-concept work-remote policy. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2214 | Morning, Liz! My company starts Phase 3 of our Return To Work Plan today! | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2215 | Just one call--WeWork wants to discuss an option. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2216 | No mask required. They're social distancing. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2217 | Cancel my WeWork membership | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2218 | I'm hotspot desking. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
2219 | No, I don’t sell lottery tickets. And I’m vaccinated. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2220 | I'm taking baby steps in my transition back to the office from working at home" | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2221 | Word on the street is…Buy! | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2222 | It’s not you, it’s me. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2223 | Oh,good morning! I got a new desk! | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2224 | I won't tell you again, no one is allowed behind the desk! | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2225 | I think they’re really just worried I’ll try to collect their rent if I recognize them. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2226 | I'm notarizing vaccination booklets for the neighborhood. They are giving me a handclap at 4 pm! | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2227 | The guidance was clear, honey, you don't need a mask while working from home. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2228 | This is the last of the stimulus checks; tomorrow we open an artisanal lemonade stand. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2229 | I'll be back in once you learn to chew with your mouth closed. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2230 | I know New York apartments are small, but this takes teleworking and social distancing to a whole new level. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2231 | I’m really tired of home office, but I’m not ready to go back to the office yet. | 1.2604 | 0.04740 | 96 | 72 | 23 | 1 |
2232 | I just said I'd rather study in the school of life, and they put me here. | 1.2603 | 0.07306 | 73 | 61 | 5 | 7 |
2233 | You're right. Working remotely has its benefits | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2234 | Our books have street cred! Get your library cards ready! | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2235 | We ask that you still wear a mask when coming in to work. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2236 | It's ok the distance zoom proves we are working from home | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2237 | I thought I’d ease back into the office. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2238 | I'm reintegrating into the workforce | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
2239 | Thirty ONE percent over list! | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2240 | OK. But fully masked, please! | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2241 | Sir, you should get an appointment in advance | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2242 | You may come out now! | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2243 | Hold all my calls, I’m gonna go back to bed. | 1.2603 | 0.07306 | 73 | 61 | 5 | 7 |
2244 | I told you I was going out to the office today. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2245 | Isn't it funny that so many people feel they still need masks? | 1.2597 | 0.06768 | 77 | 63 | 8 | 6 |
2246 | This neighborhood is the first to offer curbside service." | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2247 | Major breakthrough, ironically our new boss lives only a few blocks away, he should be here in about five minutes. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2248 | Who's needs a mask? I'm working at my home office. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2249 | Can you believe someone just left this desk here? | 1.2597 | 0.06768 | 77 | 63 | 8 | 6 |
2250 | Amazon really delivered on revamping home schooling. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2251 | I thought it could improve our walk-up sales. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2252 | Bernice gives new meaning to the term ‘open office’. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2253 | No job offers yet son. But I'm on it. | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2254 | Well what do you know? I guess I do get more work done outside! | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2255 | Fix your own damned breakfast! | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2256 | Honey, you were right. Now that it’s warm again, outside is like a whole other room! | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2257 | Sorry Steve. I’m out of office | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2258 | My company told me to start working 20% remotely | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2259 | Your self-help book “ Be Authentic” just seems wrong if I keep forging your signature! | 1.2593 | 0.06754 | 81 | 67 | 7 | 7 |
2260 | If you have a moment, I'd love a cup of coffee and twenty-five children. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2261 | Yes sir, so far the total is masks 88%, no masks 5% and don't give a shit 7% | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2262 | Since you evicted me I've had to work from home-less. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2263 | Two calls so far and don't forget your Zoom meeting at 10 Mr Snodgrass | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2264 | Not yet. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2265 | It's safe to come out of the house now. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2266 | I asked you to rearrange my schedule... | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2267 | I wasn't expecting this when they said they would send a personal assistant. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2268 | There’s fresh coffee in the break room! | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2269 | It's a new concept. We call it School Homing. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2270 | I’m bringing the law to the people | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2271 | Mr. Smith I thought this would be a easy transition from work from home to work from office with the covid restrictions about to be lifted. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2272 | The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2273 | After three weeks here I’ll be ready to go back into the office. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2274 | Your 8 o'clock meeting is here. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2275 | They sent my office desk to improve my work from home. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2276 | This is the last day I will work out of the home, ever! | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2277 | Honey, could you get me my mask please? I want to get back with real people to work. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2278 | Hello, I see you’re here to check in for The Return to Normal. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2279 | The CDC said we could go out, but we couldn't go in | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2280 | Apparently my privacy shield isn’t enough. | 1.2586 | 0.07605 | 58 | 47 | 7 | 4 |
2281 | How long ago did we get our vaccines? | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2282 | ‘I told you I’d find a walk-around’ | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2283 | Yes, I moved the office outside. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2284 | What do you mean my career is getting in the way? | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2285 | I blame the pandemic for blending work with my outside life. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2286 | Hey honey . . . I got to the office late because of traffic, so I might miss dinner tonight. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2287 | Would you like to start earlier to avoid traffic? | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2288 | Not quite yet, Mr Epstein. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2289 | You know, “Going Back to the Office” doesn’t have to include paying rent. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2290 | We've adopted an open office layout. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2291 | Put on your face-pants, Karl! | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2292 | The cleaners called. Your Zoom pajamas will be delivered by noon. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2293 | This isn't quite what I had in mind when the job posting said I had to work from home!" | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2294 | I’m just taking a poll on whether people feel unsafe around those who don’t wear a mask. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2295 | Hey, I'm working towards Herd Immunity and keeping my job at the same time! | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2296 | Shall I bring you coffee now sir? | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2297 | You can go back inside boss. I told everybody you are in a meeting | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2298 | Hurry Mrs. Jara, you're late to "how to live outside 101" | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2299 | I don't have to mask at my home office. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2300 | Johnson was it you who didn't curb their dog? Frank Buckley Andover MA | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2301 | 'Honey, I've told you not to call me when I'm at the office.' | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2302 | As soon as kids will be done with online learning, make sure they have pen and paper ready and we can switch desks | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2303 | It’s not safe until you get your booster. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2304 | Did you find out what that smell was in the kitchen? | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2305 | I'll be in a moment. I'm running out of vaccine lottery tickets. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2306 | Yes dear, I'm inching my way to hybrid teaching. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2307 | You know I like to start my day with Fresh Air | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2308 | That tie doesn't match your pajamas! | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2309 | Are we still counting idiot adults? | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2310 | This is my approach to hot girl summer. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2311 | Hey Susan! Yes, the joke is already done and the caption is superfluous! | 1.2571 | 0.07248 | 70 | 58 | 6 | 6 |
2312 | Did I say office? I meant to say sidewalk. | 1.2568 | 0.06954 | 74 | 61 | 7 | 6 |
2313 | Hello I work for Mary Kay. Do you need a giant ass desk? I really want that car. | 1.2568 | 0.06954 | 74 | 61 | 7 | 6 |
2314 | claiming a spot post rent moratorium | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2315 | Maybe you should reconsider inviting her to the office. | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2316 | I’ll come late today. It is very busy day. | 1.2568 | 0.05113 | 74 | 55 | 19 | 0 |
2317 | Please tell these nice people my only agenda is getting out of the house. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2318 | Get inside, ma, before the Governor gets you! | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2319 | HONEY, I told you! You can’t keep visiting me at the office.” “I’M GETTING THE MAIL, LISA! | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2320 | Of course you can come out, my dear! It's safe now, just don't forget to put your mask on dear. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2321 | „Finally, I have a job position with a lot of human interacton“ | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2322 | See, honey? I told you this would be a hotspot | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2323 | The world will see you now, Mr. Smith | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2324 | I've been called back to the office. | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
2325 | No business yet, mom, everyone thinks I'm a Republican. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2326 | Your desire to control everything in the outside world seems to be working out. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2327 | I'm working from stoop. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2328 | I am taking advantage of being fully vaccinated. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2329 | I just couldn’t concentrate in there. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2330 | Your mother called. Can you do lunch at noon? | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2331 | HERMIT-21 shots will roll out by summer 2022, at the earliest. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2332 | Will you pay your employees | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2333 | Would you bring me the Scarabino file? | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2334 | Your 10 o'clock is on line three. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2335 | These people have been hunting you. They wear a mask to hide their shame,their guilt,their future remorse. I am recording their names, for history will remember them as heroes. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2336 | I'm taking it step by step moving away from working from home. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2337 | Working remotely is not working out for me. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2338 | I can't come to breakfast now. I'm checking to make sure all these people wearing masks haven't been vaccinated. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2339 | Honey, are you positive I still need to work remotely?" | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2340 | Welcome back, the plague is no longer all the rage. It's COVID-21 now. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2341 | Rare sighting of the woman who has not left her house since March, 2020. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2342 | I don’t know Gayle, let me sleep on it and circle back to you | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2343 | Mr. Jones, I'm not sure this kind of work-from-home model is very efficient. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2344 | I feel like I'm on camera all of the time! | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2345 | No, it's okay. I'm just fine out here Governor Cuomo. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2346 | Honey, that’s not what they mean of saying gradually going back to the office | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2347 | I know you are but what am I? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2348 | The company purchased this portion of the sidewalk to offer work from home flexibility. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2349 | I am getting signatures on a petition to make you wear a mask | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2350 | Workspace undefined | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2351 | Why pay rent | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2352 | Kicking me out doesn’t mean I’ll stop working from home. | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
2353 | WeWork went bankrupt. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2354 | How long have I been asleep? Masks are in now? | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2355 | It’s not working at home, I swear! | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2356 | They almost let me work from home today. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
2357 | I may be vaccinated, but that doesn't mean I want to stop working from home! | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2358 | I'm ready for in person working, but I'm not ready to commute. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2359 | No, appointments for you , yet | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2360 | Your 9:30 has yet to arrive | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2361 | Roughly 42% believe that pajamas will prevent the spread of the virus. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2362 | Good morning Doctor. The "We Must Still Wear Masks" group is here for their therapy. | 1.2537 | 0.07472 | 67 | 56 | 5 | 6 |
2363 | I think I should set up a lemonade stand as a side hustle." | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2364 | I think we’ve really taken the home office concept to a new level! | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2365 | ‘It’s a completely open plan and inclusive work space..’ | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2366 | After a careful review of the survey results, they decided we should all suffer equally. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2367 | When the temp agency said 'work from your home' I thought they meant... oh, never mind. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2368 | I can't work from home anymore! | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2369 | I got tired of a bookcase as my Zoom background. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2370 | Judge Judy had to start somewhere. | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2371 | Your ex-wife hired me to organize your life. Like this. Do you realize how much you are spending on cable? | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2372 | Can you watch my stuff while I use your bathroom? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2373 | I sold all the toilet paper and we’re down to the last 20 jars of peanut butter. Once I sell these sandwiches, you’ll finally have enough room in your office to bring the desk back inside! | 1.2535 | 0.07154 | 71 | 59 | 6 | 6 |
2374 | I needed fresh air. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2375 | I got tired of working from home | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2376 | Working from your home is the only place I can fit the desk. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2377 | It's a transition. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2378 | I'm taking this show on the road. Okay, sidewalk. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2379 | It's a phased return. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2380 | Hold my calls. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2381 | I'll be back in the office in a month | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2382 | If it’s not a problem, could I work from home tomorrow? | 1.2533 | 0.06869 | 75 | 62 | 7 | 6 |
2383 | Just saving a perking place. In case we get a car. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2384 | I’ll be doing some field work today honey, but I’ll be home in time for lunch | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2385 | Roll call is a serious business | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2386 | Let me know if the dog misses me. I know he has separation anxiety. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2387 | I think you may have misunderstood the directions... | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2388 | I'm supposed to be working from home. No one said it had to be MY home. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2389 | I'm going back to the office very gradually. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2390 | Is it safe to move back inside yet? | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2391 | Its a new concept called "curbside learning"... | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2392 | Paul's assistant urges him to join the crowd on the road to "de-mask-us". | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2393 | Sure, you can help me. Cream, no sugar, please, as long as you’re offering. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2394 | I decided to join a WeStreet space | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2395 | An office with a view" New York, 202 | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2396 | Someday you'll be a better husband. Someday this COVID will be over. Someday this comic will make no sense. But until then, I'm working out here. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2397 | Your E.D. meds are ready for pick up sir...or they can be mailed discreetly. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2398 | You're calling in sick, mother? Who will cover the phones? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2399 | A state of undress | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2400 | Yes, I AM an extrovert-in-the-times-of-COVID, thank you for asking. This is my home office. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2401 | Step right up, get your forged vaccine cards here! | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2402 | The big recess is over Robert; bring your school books. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2403 | This isn’t what they meant when they said you no longer have to work from home anymore. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2404 | Remember, you have an appointment with your p-r-o-c-t-o-l-o-g-i-s-t at eleven. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2405 | Hello I'm from the IRS, please don't avoid me like the plague | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
2406 | You didn't want a mess in the house. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2407 | It’s a compromise but I’m happy with it. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2408 | Finally, I have come to you for the overdue books. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2409 | Yes Mrs Walker, I will deduct the 45 minutes I used your WiFi from your Schedule C. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2410 | Welcome to the new normal, enjoy your stay! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2411 | When the world DOESN'T provide you with lemons, but with information, you create an information desk. | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2412 | We DID curb bureaucracy. We brought it to your curbside. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2413 | Its been 14 months. Can you please let me teach you to zoom? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2414 | Yes, you are asleep and dreaming, young Tony Fauci, but study hard and someday you can make all of this come true. | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2415 | I’m never going inside again. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2416 | Honey, I don’t think this was in the new CDC guidelines...is that the coffee machine across the street? | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2417 | They said working remotely is the new normal. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2418 | As mayor I promise to work on this city’s infrastructure. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2419 | Let's expand this to lemonade. | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2420 | Yep, it's a dumb scenario, but I need a paycheck... | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2421 | Tickets to “Home Alone” aren’t selling well | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2422 | Sylvia, now that things are returning to normal, please go back to telling people that I'm at a lunch meeting. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2423 | You're right, things aren't the same anymore. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2424 | Yes boss, I'm ready to go back to the office. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2425 | Sorry, Madame Tussaud, no one seems interested in your museum. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2426 | No, Mr. Hughes, the world hasn't ended yet. Should I notify you when it does? | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2427 | Does anyone speak French | 1.2500 | 0.06536 | 80 | 66 | 8 | 6 |
2428 | The early bird leads the firm! | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
2429 | Why don't you get dressed and come down and help me celebrate VACCINATION FREEDOM? | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2430 | I told you I didn’t need to work from home after the second shot! | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2431 | It’s our new work model.... Working in front of home. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2432 | But the home-based office deduction is incredible! | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2433 | You're right! This 'Bring the School to Where the People Are' campaign is really picking up steam. Thanks! | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2434 | I don't need a mask when at my desk. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2435 | I decided to work from home, too. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2436 | This is how we’re going to begin your transition back to the office. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2437 | Class is outside today | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2438 | Told you the house had an open reception | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2439 | Sir, I can see that your 10 o'clock just walked down the stairs next door. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2440 | It's okay sir. Nobody will come within six feet of you in that outfit. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2441 | They lifted the mask rule, so I went back to work | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2442 | No. I haven't taken the open office concept too far. | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2443 | When I said “School was out for the summer,” I meant it. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2444 | My book is called “How I learned to stop worrying and love the virus.” | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2445 | ET - call home! | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2446 | You creditors would like a word, Sweetie . . . | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2447 | You realize you've just doubled your commute | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2448 | It's getting harder to ignore telemarketers. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2449 | I decided to move my home office outside. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2450 | I’m your new secretary; you have a ten o'clock, a three o’clock and the boss is on line two.” | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2451 | You told me to draw a line between work and home. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2452 | I’m not ready to commute THAT far.” or “They promised me an office with a view. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2453 | Honey, I'm not sure this is what they meant with a step-by-step transition | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2454 | Hey honey, could you get my mask? | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2455 | They said I needed to be kicked to the curb if I continued to work from home. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2456 | Barbara! Can you please go buy some milk on your coffee break? | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2457 | ‘I m heeere Darlingson; didn’t wanna wake you.’ | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2458 | Honey, this is that Scandinavian working style I read about. Remember? I told you? Wildendesk? | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2459 | Missing drive by shooting (random tasks) in the office, let’s work from home on the curb (edge) | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2460 | You don't have to wear a mask if fully vaccinated. However, pants are still strongly suggested, especially with school out. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2461 | Tom dear, IRS said this doesn’t qualify as an office deduction because they “just aren’t feeling it” | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2462 | It's a consulting stand | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2463 | Actually Harold, working around a million strangers is much less annoying than working around one of you. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2464 | My boss is taking social distancing to an extreme. He said “the city is our office” | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
2465 | The way I see it, fresh air shouldn’t ever be seen as an inconvenience | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2466 | Honey, my meeting is over. You can bring your desk in" #wf | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2467 | Do you mind? | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2468 | Mr. Jones called. He needs to reschedule his 11am. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2469 | I finally got that transfer! | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
2470 | 2 fries and a coke, shaken, not stirred. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2471 | It's my office desk. I'm transitioning from work at home. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2472 | Think of it like an open floor plan. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2473 | Your “I can’t wait to hang out when we’re both vaccinated” appointment are here! Shall I send them up? | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2474 | We need lemonade not scotch on the rocks! | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2475 | At least I'm not double parked. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2476 | The Doctor will see you, now. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2477 | Honey, your garlic nuts has allowed me to sell extra face masks. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2478 | Shhhhhh!!!! I’m trying to sleep in here. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2479 | Be there in a minute,The Parking Space bookings have been brisk. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2480 | Karen - I'm working remotely without a mask, as you instructed. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2481 | Honey, we're not wearing pajamas anymore. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2482 | I feel like this is bit much for social distancing. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2483 | Vaccine passports to come inside to see your collection of Yankee mint baseball cards is not going so well. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2484 | Thought I'd up the ante on our neighborhood's Little Free Library given the foot traffic. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2485 | I’m selling masks 3 for a dollar | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2486 | The lemonade stand really took off | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2487 | How else am I supposed to work from home but also listen to the CDC advice? | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2488 | Babe, no one's buying my poetry. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2489 | Oh come on honey, let me in! I'm supposed to work from home. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2490 | So far,no one has signed-up to safely visit with you. Apparently, you’re not that popular | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2491 | Dr. Dickson your first patient arrives at nine. Spitspot! | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2492 | Oh, good morning Mr. Williams. Since you still refuse to come in, corporate decided to bring your office to you... | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2493 | Happy Fourth of July, 2020! | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2494 | Today is in person not Zoom, please dress and join the class. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2495 | Thank goodness, because "nude descending a staircase" is already taken. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2496 | It’s a process, come on down. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2497 | It's like a zoom out here. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2498 | Do you have a detour sign or chalk, handy? | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2499 | I switched homerooms. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2500 | If you are going to home-school him, we may as well do it right! | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2501 | Mom, we're still waiting for our first volunteer to drink the Lysol." | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2502 | I'm taking baby steps in order to return to the office | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2503 | I record Deep Thoughts | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2504 | Welcome back to the office Mr. Nonessential | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2505 | When freedom is the scariest thing in the block | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2506 | I’m working remotely now if you need me | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2507 | Honey, you’re blocking the doorway again! | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2508 | The school of hard knocks doesn’t do remote learning | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2509 | I asked to be taken to 2050, why did this stupid time machine bring me back to 2021? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2510 | I reached my goal towards normalcy honey. Call the office and the movers. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2511 | Yes, put on your mask, I’m taking reservations for rejoining outdoor activities. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2512 | Just who is that unmasked man. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2513 | Honey you were right, this thesis on the spotlight effect is practically writing itself. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2514 | This working from home thing will be just fine, as long as it doesn't rain. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2515 | Mom, thanks for getting me this awesome voter survey gig. Your boss wants me to get real numbers this go-round, with no fancy statistical b.s.!" | 1.2462 | 0.07282 | 65 | 54 | 6 | 5 |
2516 | Are we back to normal? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2517 | Honey, I’m in my open office hours now | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2518 | Can you get me a hoagie? | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2519 | Grandma you can come out now without your mask on since you got fully vaccinated ! No worries ! | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
2520 | They're signing up for a tour of your bedroom | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
2521 | Everything is fine Ethyl, I’m exposing myself to micro amounts of the COVID virus instead of getting vaccinated. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2522 | Would you care to sign this petition protesting your smelly garbage, dear? | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
2523 | I can't do another Zoom meeting and I don't want to go back into the office, so this is the best compromise I can do. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2524 | This motherfucker... | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2525 | Our house is too crowded. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2526 | It's about out and about. You can join the crowd, it appears. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2527 | what? you said you couldn't handle seeing me 24/7 anymore | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2528 | It’s quiet out here | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2529 | Just testing the most recent CDC guidlines | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2530 | Yes, our date is over. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2531 | NO SOCIETY CAN LAST THAT DOES NOT HOLD PUBLIC OFFICIALS ACCOUNTABLE. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2532 | Management thought a gradual transition back to the office would be best. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2533 | Sir, I’m complying with all CDC guidelines and I have a permit to work here. Now who needs a lawyer?” | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2534 | Recording a new Zoom background. It will take a minute. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2535 | Finish your coffee and get dressed, there’s plenty of time to discuss your child’s grades. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2536 | Working from home has stooped to a new low | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2537 | Remote control | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2538 | Making accounting firms more transparent | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2539 | Honey, I’m *working from* home! | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2540 | Next week, across the street. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2541 | It's ok, I turned on my "out of office". | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2542 | It's Airbnb's new door-to-door service. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2543 | Can I interest you in a will | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2544 | "You're right mom, selling The Big Lie is easier than lemonade." | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2545 | I’m having trouble with this draft. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2546 | Baby steps, Bob. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2547 | Honey, would you get me a cup of coffee please. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2548 | Honey, I thought you were going back to work today? "I forgot how to get there!" | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2549 | I’m the future of work | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2550 | Hmm. I'm beginning to see a pattern. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2551 | And what's the Wi-Fi password? | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2552 | Welcome back! | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2553 | It's a gradual transition from home back to the office. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2554 | I refuse to go back to the Dark at the Top of the Stairs! | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2555 | Come on down Joey. Today's YOUR day for home-schooling! | 1.2432 | 0.05022 | 74 | 56 | 18 | 0 |
2556 | I know you say it didn’t bother you to have me working from home, but I always felt like I was in your way. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2557 | Now what stage of the pandemic are we calling this? | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2558 | Mr Smith, I’ve arranged your in-house staff meeting to begin at 9am. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2559 | You need to sign here that you are inherently aware of the risks of daily life. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2560 | I can only hold all your calls for so long...the world is moving on Sir! | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2561 | I decided to work remotely today. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2562 | Yes, you’re fully vaccinated, but your car registration has expired—and three of your library books are overdue. | 1.2432 | 0.06887 | 74 | 62 | 6 | 6 |
2563 | Harold realizes Maude's interpretation of his remark, "Baby steps back to the office..." was concrete. | 1.2432 | 0.06887 | 74 | 62 | 6 | 6 |
2564 | We don’t ever really use this room. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2565 | Outdoor seating rules now apply to home offices. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2566 | Please distance your gazes | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2567 | I think it's working | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2568 | I call it "People's Court: al fresco" | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2569 | This is one way to save a parking space for my husband later today. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2570 | Why are all of these people wearing masks? They look ridiculous. | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2571 | Mom, please stop calling me Sweetie! | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2572 | Your last email just bounced and hit an Uber on East 78th. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2573 | It's not really working, hon. Only the dogs are stopping...to pee on the desk. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2574 | Sir, I know we got rid of the office during the pandemic, but the weather forecast says it's supposed to rain later. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2575 | Go get dressed...we can leave the house to work! | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2576 | But what if I don’t want to come out yet? | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2577 | Curb appeals are just as time consuming as those you are doing virtually. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2578 | Don't be confused, this is all part of my new Zoom backdrop." | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2579 | I am here to offer CDC guidance and I'm surverying everyone to see what they think first. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2580 | Ma'am, the virus affects Section 8 as well. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2581 | Covid has changed the commute for so many of us. | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2582 | I am gradually getting ready to go back to the office. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2583 | It's a compromise! | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2584 | Working outdoor | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2585 | I’m needing a breath of fresh air for my cabin fever from working from home. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2586 | This is the most efficient way to determine who will park here next. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2587 | It’s workspace non-binary. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2588 | I made a hostile takeover of the lemonade stand. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2589 | Any new word from the CDC? | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2590 | It's spring now, you can come out of hibernation. | 1.2424 | 0.07181 | 66 | 55 | 6 | 5 |
2591 | Working from home isn’t all that different. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2592 | Think work-from-home and outdoor dining and then put them together. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2593 | I said we needed to talk. Don't make this any harder than it already is. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2594 | Helen double checks she heard him correctly after her boss asks if she can move today’s 2 o’clock meeting… to 2022. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2595 | I heard someone mention a hybrid work schedule. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2596 | Your new Zoom background is very realistic. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2597 | Good morning! I’m from the Department of Obstruction! | 1.2419 | 0.07157 | 62 | 51 | 7 | 4 |
2598 | It’s the hybrid work from home model! | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2599 | I told you I didn't need a sign. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2600 | My place is a disaster, can I work from home here? | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2601 | Haven’t you heard? Everyone needs an outside hustle. | 1.2419 | 0.07517 | 62 | 52 | 5 | 5 |
2602 | Oh, i had a early meeting and didn't want to wake you" t | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2603 | Life goes on , the world continues on its ups and downs | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2604 | People can take any step to dodge housework these days. | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2605 | Vaccination Check Point | 1.2419 | 0.07517 | 62 | 52 | 5 | 5 |
2606 | Evidently they're looking for a masked ball! | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2607 | I'll push your 9:30 to 10 Mr cantmakeitintotheoffice | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2608 | I don't feel ready to go to the office. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2609 | Now that you're awoke, are we welcoming walk-ins? | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2610 | The mayor said open streets are good for small businesses, so is it my fault he didn't specify what kind of business? | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
2611 | There's no getting around it, foot traffic is way up! | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
2612 | That’s not what we meant by hybrid working | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2613 | I've been promoted from hall monitor to census taker. | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2614 | Mr. de Blasio, it wasn't a dream! | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2615 | There's no wifi, but I can work remotely and keep a social distance from you. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2616 | Oh just wanted some quiet honey | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2617 | Sorry, I couldn't work from my home anymore | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2618 | Oh, why worry about me? I'm vaccinated." | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2619 | I'm taking the big leap! | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2620 | They said work outside meet new people. I tried my best to meet them in the middle | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2621 | Well, you told me to kerb my work ethic. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2622 | Who knew all those extra vaccine cards would come in handy? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2623 | Not a mandate, your morning breath smells like dog pee. | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2624 | You said you wanted to sleep late, and I've gotten so much done. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2625 | I "Hi, I'm his secretary; he still has too much anxiety to step out of his apartment | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2626 | Our office is doing a flex work from home/work from someone else’s home schedule. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2627 | It’s your turn to move the car | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2628 | Am I doing this right? Is this what working outside the home means? | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2629 | It’s a stage in my reentry. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2630 | For a back office support,you are very unsupportive. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2631 | Put your mask on Lucy, don’t you know you’re in the city? | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2632 | Oh, good morning Honey! I 've got your new home office all set up and ready to roll. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2633 | Just Covid screening. Why? | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2634 | Mingle with the flock or stay in your retreat. Pretty simple! | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2635 | It's from Doctors without borders. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2636 | Came to support my staff since you're working so hard from home. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2637 | It's a petition to end sidewalk clutter. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2638 | Waiting to rejoin society until the hype dies down. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2639 | After being excited to finally re-join society, I've remembered how good quarantine is for my introversion. Till next time, World. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2640 | Your co-op approved the WeWork acquisition. Free coffee and refreshments are in 1A. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2641 | All artists live inches from the gutter. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2642 | Yeah? I'm selling exactly as many poems as I did WITH a mask! | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2643 | I thought I'd work from your home, too. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2644 | Dear Sir! My name is Mask Less and I am here to defend your rights! | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2645 | I told them that you're not seeing anyone until your second cup of coffee. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2646 | Yes I am going back to the office but I need to take baby steps. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2647 | Darling, put some clothes on and join the fray. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2648 | Morty...be a dear and bring me down my laptop...I need to set my email 'out of office 'reply! Just a minute Gladys my love...I need to shower, get dressed, have breakfast and disable my zoom meme | 1.2394 | 0.06792 | 71 | 59 | 7 | 5 |
2649 | This is what divorce looks like. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2650 | I needed something a little more open plan. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2651 | Good news, I just received a 10/10 on Room Rater! | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2652 | I thought I would use a real background for my zoom meeting today | 1.2391 | 0.05859 | 92 | 76 | 10 | 6 |
2653 | Mom, what are you doing outside? I can work better if I have fresh air. | 1.2388 | 0.07082 | 67 | 56 | 6 | 5 |
2654 | Hey! Have you guys heard of this new covid thing? Sounds pretty scary! | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2655 | Honey, I just cant take being cooped up anymore.... Im doing our taxes | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2656 | The foot traffic in my new office is already up 100 fold! | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2657 | I don't love it, but my WeWork membership doesn't expire for another month and this is the only location they have left. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2658 | I think it’s working honey, nobody is noticing the spy next to the tree | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2659 | I'm telling them the meeting is Republicans only. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2660 | It was 20-1 against you emerging in PJ's. Someone's made a killing! | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2661 | But, fresh air is healthy! | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2662 | For tax purposes your home office needs to be inside | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2663 | I promise I’ll be in for breakfast after I make my first million. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2664 | You can come out now, can't you see they're all muzzled. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2665 | Well, since you ignored all the overdue notices, the Board decided to open a Pop Up Library Branch. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2666 | Is this a pandemic or am I waking up from a nightmare? | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2667 | The guy with the dog, said he'd be back if you showed a little leg. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2668 | I don't have to wear a mask as long as I'm working at a branch office. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2669 | HR told me it's good to move around from time to time, but clients want me glued to my desk. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2670 | This is my new covid-safe office 😮 | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2671 | Lois, can you move the router to the front hall again? My zoom call keeps dropping | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2672 | You’ve been so productive working from home, the whole office is going to join you! | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2673 | I am feeling the togetherness of the city going back to work while I am still working from home! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2674 | Or, maybe not? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2675 | Pajamas and/or bathrobe are fine, but you will still need a mask to come down here. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2676 | Good morning dear. I'm working from home this week and didn't want to wake you. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2677 | Oh for heavens sakes, your questions are costing me a tenth of an hour! | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2678 | You don’t wanna come back to the office fine, but this is my normal so let’s get to work. It’s 10am for goodness sake. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2679 | Karen! Finally I got an outdoor job. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2680 | Please fill in the stoop from front to back. We will get started as soon as students from all floors arrive. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2681 | You were right Ms .Polansky, The New Yorker will not recognize a good caption even when it hits it in the eye. | 1.2375 | 0.06945 | 80 | 69 | 3 | 8 |
2682 | It's great to interact with fellow New Yorkers again. | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2683 | ‘I am selling future rights to a glass of lemonade .’ | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2684 | I’m finding I work more efficiently as your receptionist when I’m a few feet outside your door. Also, you have a call on line one | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2685 | I’m taking things slow. This month I’m WFS “working from stoop” and next month, WFOL “working from office lobby.” | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2686 | If I keep this up I’ll be back in the office by next spring | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2687 | When I said “it’s time for you to go back to the office” this isn’t what I meant | 1.2373 | 0.05586 | 59 | 45 | 14 | 0 |
2688 | You still in the running for that promotion Barb?"... "Oh yes Mary...I'm streets ahead of my colleagues | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2689 | They told me I needed to get out of my office and among the people! | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
2690 | I don’t need to wear a mask if I’m working from home. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2691 | I’m here whenever you’d like to schedule your exit from the city. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2692 | There doesn't seem to be cold brew on tap at this WeWork. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2693 | That's it. Ease back into it, Mr. Bennet. You've got this. One slipper in front of the other. | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2694 | The CDC said that if he sees his shadow we get 6 more weeks of mask wearing. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2695 | Ugh, not people again... | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2696 | The moving company said they will be back at 5 to bring it back in, don't worry. My therapist suggested I take this back-to-work thing slowly. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2697 | Pinch yourself all you want, but it won't make you wake up from this. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2698 | " I didnt get any wet cement footprints: feel stupid about the stuck legs now." | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2699 | The 10:30 mob is here to see you | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2700 | Do as I say, not as I do" has always been the underlying rule of law | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2701 | My boss said I couldn't work from home anymore | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2702 | Go back to sleep. Nothing to see here. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2703 | Hey Bill, Zoom upgrade disabled my virtual background so this is my workaround. What do you think? | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2704 | What? Did we survive the pandemic? | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2705 | I'm the accountant to the streets now, Barbara | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2706 | So, I see you took working from home to the next level, huh? | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2707 | I need vitamin D atleast. Can you pass my face mask? | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2708 | I'm still working from home but I'm on the outside now. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2709 | I belong to the streets. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2710 | You’re unmasked! | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2711 | Hey, I just needed some fresh air to work on amendments to mask mandates—so that it includes children and dogs. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2712 | Vaxxed and unmasked. Free hugs are back! | 1.2353 |