Contest #758


Cartoon

758

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Honey, can you close the door? I’m in a meeting.”
  2. “Our company is going public.”
  3. “I’m working my way to a nice corner office.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-06-06T18:26:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-06-20T18:27:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-06-14T18:27:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 21, 2021
Number of captions 4514
Number of responses 566563
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Honey can you close the door? I’m in a meeting. 1.8669 0.01208 4448 1778 1484 1186
1 I’m secretary of the exterior. 1.8369 0.01159 5033 2179 1496 1358
2 My company rehired me as an outside consultant. 1.8044 0.01282 3788 1621 1287 880
3 The most unbelievable part of this cartoon is that there are open parking spaces. 1.7938 0.01705 2372 1112 637 623
4 Your 3 o’clock is waiting behind that tree. Shall I send him in? 1.7765 0.01957 1611 717 537 357
5 Yes, Helen, I'll be home for lunch. 1.7697 0.01173 4621 2124 1437 1060
6 This was as far as the wi-fi goes 1.7660 0.01710 1927 821 736 370
7 It’s an entry-level position. 1.7659 0.01448 2995 1373 950 672
8 Our company is going public. 1.7653 0.01410 3042 1361 1034 647
9 You're right, the neighbors WiFi is better. 1.7647 0.01478 2703 1191 957 555
10 Tell him I’m out. 1.7635 0.01370 3256 1470 1086 700
11 Tell them I'm not in. 1.7599 0.01409 3057 1383 1025 649
12 Call me on my outside line. 1.7543 0.01480 2739 1241 930 568
13 They keep asking if I've got lemonade. 1.7483 0.01540 2586 1200 837 549
14 My boss said we could slowly transition back to the office. Next week I’ll be by the bus stop. 1.7477 0.01615 2299 1052 775 472
15 Yes, dear. I'll come straight home after work. 1.7471 0.01547 2392 1063 871 458
16 Fired? No, they just kicked me to the curb. 1.7443 0.01776 1889 866 640 383
17 Yes, I'm wearing pants. 1.7430 0.01630 2331 1098 734 499
18 I'm still not wearing pants. 1.7428 0.01858 1800 850 563 387
19 I'll be home late tonight. Unless it rains. 1.7388 0.01784 1811 820 644 347
20 I got promoted to the front office. 1.7370 0.01588 2373 1104 789 480
21 The hot dog guy got the corner office. 1.7347 0.01700 2054 954 691 409
22 Because everyone in my Zoom meeting could hear you snoring. 1.7299 0.01754 2029 981 615 433
23 I told you nobody would notice my missing pants. 1.7297 0.01476 3137 1610 765 762
24 Shall I say you're in, or out? 1.7232 0.01727 1951 912 667 372
25 Corporate says I can't work from home anymore; but I discovered a loophole. 1.7220 0.01647 2083 958 746 379
26 I'll be home by 5 assuming no traffic. 1.7065 0.02415 1005 485 330 190
27 My boss told me to transition slowly back to the office. 1.7041 0.01934 1406 639 544 223
28 I'm with Teachers Without Schools. 1.7026 0.01775 1866 908 605 353
29 Eat without me. I'm hung up at work and traffic's a mess. 1.6951 0.01902 1653 823 511 319
30 I've got Timmy on line two asking for his cereal. 1.6907 0.02031 1371 665 465 241
31 Technically, I'm not working from home anymore. 1.6877 0.02144 1111 511 436 164
32 I'm finally getting the foot traffic that my business has always needed. 1.6864 0.02207 1100 521 403 176
33 The Doctor said to work out more. 1.6845 0.02068 1401 710 423 268
34 See? My MBA got me a job on The Street. 1.6814 0.02114 1331 675 405 251
35 I am not going back in there until you get vacinated 1.6810 0.02096 1326 665 419 242
36 Our office is offering curbside now. 1.6788 0.02070 1286 627 445 214
37 It's great to work outside the home again. 1.6749 0.02123 1215 594 422 199
38 I'm still not wearing any pants. 1.6731 0.02306 1199 642 307 250
39 They said we can keep working from home so I picked yours! 1.6713 0.02208 1156 578 380 198
40 I’m gradually getting back to the office. 1.6651 0.02230 1060 516 383 161
41 Just tell 'em I'm not in! 1.6628 0.02270 1023 500 368 155
42 But I told the class I'd grade their finals on a curb. 1.6625 0.02419 1028 541 293 194
43 Best commute I’ve ever had! 1.6625 0.02376 1028 530 315 183
44 All they told me was that I couldn't work from home anymore. 1.6592 0.02353 986 494 334 158
45 I'll be home for lunch! 1.6585 0.02343 975 484 340 151
46 Are you coming home for lunch? 1.6568 0.02355 950 469 338 143
47 My boss said I couldn't work from home today 1.6535 0.02410 912 454 320 138
48 Tell him I'm working out" 1.6494 0.02548 867 449 273 145
49 What's the Becker's Wi-Fi password again? 1.6487 0.02642 854 457 240 157
50 You said I should work out today 1.6472 0.02568 839 432 271 136
51 They told me I couldn’t work from home anymore. 1.6468 0.02531 838 425 284 129
52 Sure, when it’s a little kid selling lemonade nobody bats an eye 1.6459 0.02600 833 434 260 139
53 'I thought they said work from anywhere.' 1.6448 0.02525 822 413 288 121
54 This is my first step toward getting back to the office. 1.6436 0.02512 808 401 294 113
55 Most of my customers are walk-ins. 1.6435 0.02627 805 418 256 131
56 Want me to pick anything up on the way home? 1.6435 0.02685 805 428 236 141
57 Just say that I'm out 1.6429 0.02638 801 417 253 131
58 We’re transitioning working from home to working from front stoop. 1.6429 0.02949 798 470 143 185
59 Forget about the desk, Bob. Three open parking spots! 1.6429 0.02652 798 417 249 132
60 I thought I’d try out a new zoom background. 1.6405 0.02966 612 314 204 94
61 Well, HR couldn’t explain what ‘hybrid’ was either, so… 1.6386 0.02569 761 378 280 103
62 Oh, and some sunscreen. 1.6377 0.02665 726 366 257 103
63 Yes, I remembered pants. 1.6371 0.02737 744 391 232 121
64 It's so nice to work around other people again! 1.6316 0.02714 703 359 244 100
65 I asked the editor to put me back on the street, and this was his response. 1.6316 0.02867 703 380 202 121
66 Work said they wanted me to start transitioning back to the office 1.6314 0.02692 708 360 249 99
67 'Hi Mrs. Bensonhurst - good news - if you set up a sidewalk office you can deduct all of 71st Street as a business expense.' 1.6309 0.02866 699 377 203 119
68 They said I can work from anywhere now! 1.6306 0.02738 693 355 239 99
69 Management was very clear that we would start moving back to the office in stages. 1.6306 0.02768 693 359 231 103
70 If restaurants can move their business onto the sidewalk why can’t I ? 1.6303 0.02847 687 365 211 111
71 I’m starting to think the table on the sidewalk thing, only works with restaurants... 1.6290 0.02812 682 357 221 104
72 If the kids can sell lemonade, I'm certain I can sell insurance policies! 1.6254 0.02843 654 341 217 96
73 If he calls, tell him I'm not in. 1.6252 0.02935 651 350 195 106
74 No, you haven't had any calls, just requests for lemonade and cookies. 1.6234 0.02893 640 337 207 96
75 Your mail has been crammed into your box, Grubhub is holding on line one, and the Jehovah's Witnesses are making their presentation at noon. 1.6220 0.02949 627 334 196 97
76 I’m back to work. Make your own breakfast. 1.6212 0.02938 623 330 199 94
77 I’m slowly transitioning back to the office. 1.6193 0.02908 612 319 207 86
78 I'm done working from home, but I liked the short commute. 1.6184 0.02905 608 316 208 84
79 The commute went smoothly, thanks for asking!” 1.6159 0.02952 591 309 200 82
80 My day is pretty packed but I'll try to get home for dinner. 1.6156 0.03050 588 317 180 91
81 We voted to continue working from home, so we chose yours. 1.6156 0.03029 614 336 178 100
82 You said I should get out more. 1.6153 0.02946 590 308 201 81
83 No, thanks. I'll eat at my desk. 1.6128 0.02903 594 308 208 78
84 If I want to compete, I have to offer curbside service. 1.6110 0.03109 563 305 172 86
85 Honey, can you bring down my pants? 1.6085 0.03248 544 304 149 91
86 Mom! I told you not to call me at work! 1.6074 0.03193 540 296 160 84
87 It’s phase one of return to the office. 1.6063 0.03024 541 282 190 69
88 This is even better than the corner office. 1.6050 0.03203 524 285 161 78
89 Honey, my video conference is over, will you bring me my slacks? 1.6049 0.03213 529 290 158 81
90 It’s a great Zoom background. 1.6042 0.03151 523 280 170 73
91 Can you get me an extension cord? 1.6038 0.03198 530 290 160 80
92 I’ll be home shortly. 1.6000 0.03241 500 271 158 71
93 Work feels rather pedestrian today. 1.6000 0.03179 505 270 167 68
94 I'm just down the stairs if you need me. 1.5996 0.03169 502 267 169 66
95 You were right, I should've worn pants. 1.5981 0.03272 520 291 147 82
96 My boss only said I had to be at my desk 1.5977 0.03301 512 287 144 81
97 My petition for you to put the toilet seat down has gathered 64 signatures 1.5958 0.03524 480 279 116 85
98 You have Rachael Ray at nine, Maury at eleven, and your quarterly Earnings call with Wall Street at 1:30, so don’t forget to change your top. 1.5933 0.03417 477 269 133 75
99 The agent said a home office would add another $400k to the sale price 1.5932 0.03230 472 251 162 59
100 Honey, I changed my Zoom background! 1.5932 0.03312 472 257 150 65
101 They said work from home. They didn’t say it had to be mine.” 1.5931 0.03421 467 261 135 71
102 Can you please shut the door? I’m on a Zoom call, thanks! 1.5928 0.03434 474 268 131 75
103 Good news—they're moving me to the corner office! 1.5909 0.03478 462 262 127 73
104 Chill, Mom, I'm double vaxxed and outside. But, yes, thank you, I would like some pants. 1.5903 0.03443 454 253 134 67
105 No, I said I’m gradually returning to the office. 1.5896 0.03119 463 238 177 48
106 We're gradually transitioning back to the office. 1.5895 0.03263 458 244 158 56
107 You did say you wanted to see me at my desk first thing this morning. 1.5894 0.03435 453 252 135 66
108 The WiFi is stronger out here 1.5889 0.03482 450 253 129 68
109 Traffic is unusually heavy, so I might be a little late tonight. 1.5888 0.03172 484 258 167 59
110 I’m working my way to a nice corner office. 1.5869 0.03363 443 240 146 57
111 I curbed my enthusiasm. 1.5854 0.03624 439 255 111 73
112 Don’t be alarmed. I’m just using your house as a new Zoom background. 1.5849 0.03556 436 248 121 67
113 I told you that I needed to start working outside the home. 1.5849 0.03279 436 230 157 49
114 We’re ready for your exit interview. 1.5847 0.03419 431 235 140 56
115 I was sick of working from home 1.5824 0.03319 443 239 150 54
116 You're the one who said I should get out more. 1.5822 0.03403 426 231 142 53
117 Don't ruin my Zoom Background! 1.5803 0.03484 436 245 129 62
118 I love working outside the home. 1.5761 0.03669 401 229 113 59
119 I’ve decided to go back to working outside the home. 1.5761 0.03652 401 228 115 58
120 This desk job does have a certain curb appeal 1.5746 0.03663 402 230 113 59
121 Okay, I lied. They didn't open the office up again: I just needed some space. 1.5722 0.03603 388 216 122 50
122 You told me I needed to work out, dear 1.5714 0.03717 385 220 110 55
123 Close the door, I need a little privacy! 1.5711 0.03718 380 216 111 53
124 My latest clients opted for curbside pickup. 1.5711 0.03699 380 215 113 52
125 All the corner offices were taken. 1.5697 0.03715 409 241 103 65
126 I thought I should start working out. 1.5691 0.03916 376 224 90 62
127 I'm transitioning from working at home. 1.5689 0.03384 399 214 143 42
128 I'm not wearing any pants, either. 1.5681 0.03725 389 225 107 57
129 I’m working remotely today. 1.5674 0.03498 393 216 131 46
130 I thought I’d change my desktop background today 1.5672 0.03618 409 236 114 59
131 Nothing on the calendar again today, Mr. Trump 1.5656 0.03814 389 231 96 62
132 I'm not moving back in until you promise to wear clothes while I'm on Zoom calls! 1.5642 0.03836 358 206 102 50
133 I'm easing myself back to the office. 1.5642 0.03774 358 203 108 47
134 Would you please bring me a cup of coffee and a pair of pants? 1.5625 0.03928 352 206 94 52
135 Tell them I'm outside the office for a meeting 1.5623 0.03726 377 217 108 52
136 I've decided to offer curb-side service. 1.5620 0.03796 363 209 104 50
137 I am not really ready for back to work, but it's a start. I'll be home at 4. 1.5609 0.03621 353 193 122 38
138 Can you bring down the kitchen table and chairs? I have clients coming at noon. 1.5609 0.03837 353 203 102 48
139 I’m weaning myself from working at home. 1.5602 0.03548 357 193 128 36
140 I always had a dream of working on Wall Street. 1.5580 0.03745 362 207 108 47
141 I needed some space 1.5575 0.03756 339 189 111 39
142 I’m working hard to put a roof over my head. 1.5574 0.03968 366 222 84 60
143 I'm easing my way back to the office. 1.5562 0.03622 338 183 122 33
144 Three people paid me to stop giving free advice. 1.5562 0.04013 338 200 88 50
145 The boss said she's open to a phased return to the office. 1.5562 0.03622 338 183 122 33
146 Oh great, you’re up. Can I borrow your laptop? Someone stole mine. 1.5543 0.03990 350 210 86 54
147 You knew I was a receptionist when we got married. 1.5543 0.03877 341 197 99 45
148 My boss said I have to transition back to the office. 1.5542 0.03768 332 185 110 37
149 You called for curbside assistance? 1.5542 0.03910 332 191 98 43
150 I'm transitioning from work from home gradually. 1.5539 0.03654 334 182 119 33
151 This is my first business trip in over a year. 1.5532 0.04076 329 196 84 49
152 Not until you get the vaccine. 1.5522 0.03975 335 197 91 47
153 I prefer an open office environment. 1.5521 0.03918 326 187 98 41
154 I'm working out here until your mother leaves. It's quieter. 1.5521 0.04060 326 193 86 47
155 Honey, all they said was I could no longer work from home. 1.5504 0.03892 347 204 95 48
156 I'm taking the transition back to the office a few steps at a time. 1.5497 0.03803 342 196 104 42
157 This location is getting way more foot traffic we expected 1.5492 0.03815 315 175 107 33
158 Your office called; they want you and your desk back. 1.5482 0.03889 332 192 98 42
159 I got tired of working at home. 1.5481 0.04127 312 185 83 44
160 I'm done working from home, but not ready for the commute. 1.5475 0.03962 316 182 95 39
161 That’s not what I meant when I said you need to work out. 1.5446 0.04091 303 177 87 39
162 You'll see! Someday I'll have the corner office! 1.5443 0.04252 305 185 74 46
163 I’ll be out of the office this week 1.5441 0.03846 329 189 101 39
164 Get me the extension cord. I didn’t think this through. 1.5437 0.04083 309 182 86 41
165 I'm easing my way back to working at the office. 1.5435 0.03958 322 188 93 41
166 ...yes, but if you work outside you don’t need to wear a mask 1.5431 0.03967 313 181 94 38
167 My company is phasing in our return to the office. 1.5426 0.03929 317 183 96 38
168 I may be late getting home, traffic's heavy. 1.5425 0.04217 306 185 76 45
169 No worries. This is just my side walk hustle. 1.5425 0.04008 306 177 92 37
170 I’M WORKING HERE ! 1.5422 0.04029 332 200 84 48
171 No, nothing special, it's all pedestrian work today. 1.5421 0.04209 297 177 79 41
172 I’m trying out an open workspace 1.5406 0.03852 320 183 101 36
173 Can I get the wifi password? 1.5396 0.03952 328 194 91 43
174 I've just been promoted - I'm going to get the corner office. 1.5395 0.04164 291 171 83 37
175 I'm exploring remote possibilities. 1.5395 0.03869 291 161 103 27
176 Hey, you hired me for my street smarts! 1.5382 0.04635 288 186 49 53
177 It’s part of a phased reopening. 1.5380 0.03788 303 168 107 28
178 It's just like Zoom, only with sunshine. 1.5366 0.04091 287 166 88 33
179 I'm working my way back to the office GRADUALLY. 1.5364 0.03718 330 187 109 34
180 I wanted a new background for Zoom. 1.5354 0.04101 297 175 85 37
181 Psychiatric Help 5¢. 1.5354 0.04211 297 179 77 41
182 I get to see so many more people now that I'm no longer working from home. 1.5347 0.03986 303 176 92 35
183 They're just people Bob. You remember people don't you? 1.5342 0.04183 292 174 80 38
184 They said life should gradually return to normal. 1.5341 0.04179 279 163 83 33
185 First step in returning to the office 1.5341 0.03924 279 155 99 25
186 I’m working al desko 1.5341 0.04270 279 166 77 36
187 It's your mother, shall I tell her you're in a meeting? 1.5338 0.04095 281 162 88 31
188 I'm Gradually Working My Way Back to the Office. 1.5337 0.03777 326 187 104 35
189 We’re taking a phased approach on returning to the office 1.5336 0.04104 283 164 87 32
190 It's really busy at the office today. I'm not sure what time I'll be home for dinner, dear. 1.5327 0.04064 306 182 85 39
191 I'm transitioning back to the office. 1.5325 0.03912 308 178 96 34
192 I think things would be a lot easier if you would just get vaccinated. 1.5312 0.04172 320 199 72 49
193 Working from home now has curbside service options. 1.5309 0.03869 324 190 96 38
194 The more distance between me and the fridge, the better. 1.5307 0.04325 277 167 73 37
195 Honey, I’m easing my way back to the office. 1.5306 0.03873 294 166 100 28
196 It's not exactly the same but I did have to shower, get dressed and commute. 1.5306 0.04049 294 172 88 34
197 My company said we should take small steps to get comfortable returning to the office. I took eight steps to be exact. 1.5305 0.04301 279 168 74 37
198 Good morning, Mr. Farnsworth. The Board has made "work-from-home" permanent for you executives, but not for clerical staff. So this is now your reception area. Can I get you some coffee? 1.5305 0.04506 279 175 60 44
199 I am tired of working remotely, so I thought I would try curbside! 1.5304 0.04000 296 172 91 33
200 You're right, it feels great to work out. 1.5296 0.04472 270 166 65 39
201 No one said I had to work from MY home. 1.5294 0.04228 272 160 80 32
202 Sorry honey, I’m going to be late tonight. Things are really crazy at the office right now. 1.5294 0.04323 272 163 74 35
203 Right. I’ll hold all calls until you’re done showering. 1.5292 0.03939 308 180 93 35
204 I like working from home, but I miss being around people. 1.5281 0.04448 267 163 67 37
205 My new commute is pretty sweet. 1.5281 0.04188 267 155 83 29
206 I’m loving this new open office plan. 1.5279 0.04198 269 157 82 30
207 We’re gradually returning to the office. 1.5274 0.04041 292 171 88 33
208 Tell them I'm at work and will call them later. 1.5274 0.03983 292 169 92 31
209 35 Good Mornings, 112 His, 300 Shrugs and 532 FUs. I think we will beat Chicago today. 1.5265 0.04324 264 157 75 32
210 you said i should start inching my way back to normal 1.5265 0.04154 264 152 85 27
211 You see, technically, I'm no longer working from home. 1.5241 0.04043 311 188 83 40
212 You know ‘work from home’ means your home, right? 1.5236 0.04163 275 162 82 31
213 They didn’t say whose home I had to work from. 1.5229 0.04482 262 161 65 36
214 Free Wi-Fi. 1.5219 0.04110 274 160 85 29
215 Your 10 O'clock is at the waiting tree. 1.5200 0.04471 275 173 61 41
216 Honey,can you stop by the office? I left my wallet at home. 1.5200 0.04320 275 168 71 36
217 Everything is curbside these days ! 1.5197 0.04164 254 146 84 24
218 TOMORROW is casual Friday" 1.5194 0.04261 258 152 78 28
219 It's great to not have to work from home anymore! 1.5191 0.04072 262 150 88 24
220 I moved to a less toxic work environment. 1.5189 0.04489 264 164 63 37
221 Sidewalk seating saved so many businesses. 1.5188 0.04367 266 162 70 34
222 I had to get out of the house. 1.5187 0.04211 268 159 79 30
223 I needed to get away from the office and see some people who are wearing clothes. 1.5178 0.04604 253 158 59 36
224 I think better OUTSIDE of the box. 1.5174 0.04388 259 157 70 32
225 Can you believe the cartoonist forgot to draw a computer on my desk? 1.5163 0.04670 246 154 57 35
226 I don’t miss the pajamas nearly as much as I thought I would. 1.5163 0.04222 246 142 81 23
227 ‘It’s nice to get out the house and work in some peace and quiet for a change’ 1.5157 0.04311 254 151 75 28
228 Yes dear. None of these people know what I'm doing either. 1.5145 0.04559 241 147 64 30
229 I’ve optimized my work from home set up - I feel like I’m really engaging with people again. 1.5145 0.04325 241 141 76 24
230 No, you don’t have to wear your mask, but you probably should keep your pajamas on. 1.5145 0.04057 276 162 86 28
231 The brownstone and flowers made for a more aesthetic Zoom background. 1.5144 0.04225 278 169 75 34
232 Good news Hon, our business is experiencing an uptick in foot traffic. 1.5142 0.04584 247 153 61 33
233 Can you start dinner in case I hit traffic on the way home? 1.5135 0.04179 259 152 81 26
234 I'll probably be late tonight. Lots of traffic. 1.5115 0.04238 260 155 77 28
235 I'm slowly trying to return to the office. 1.5106 0.03931 282 164 92 26
236 When they said we couldn’t work from home anymore, I think I found a loophole 1.5105 0.04459 237 142 69 26
237 This is the compromise the union agreed to. 1.5087 0.04517 230 138 67 25
238 I’m working out of the office today. 1.5086 0.04571 232 141 64 27
239 It's a transition step. 1.5086 0.04098 232 130 86 16
240 I'm taking it one step at a time. Tomorrow, the corner. 1.5086 0.04489 232 139 68 25
241 You've got a ten o'clock call in the bedroom, a 1pm video conference on the couch, and aimless staring out the window from 2:30-3pm. 1.5085 0.04785 236 150 52 34
242 Well the boss said we can't work from home anymore. 1.5083 0.04535 240 147 64 29
243 I'm taking the move back to the office in increments. 1.5083 0.04352 242 144 73 25
244 It’s every bit as exciting as the fire escape and the Wi-Fi’s good here too. 1.5083 0.04583 242 150 61 31
245 My site is getting alot of foot traffic 1.5083 0.04583 242 150 61 31
246 If restaurants can do it, why can't I? 1.5081 0.04499 248 153 64 31
247 We're still figuring out what 'hybrid' means. 1.5080 0.04288 250 149 75 26
248 Lot's of good foot traffic at this location. 1.5075 0.04343 268 166 68 34
249 Honey, the office said we can’t work from home anymore. 1.5065 0.04376 231 136 73 22
250 I'm taking my time transitioning back to the office. 1.5055 0.04101 275 165 81 29
251 I'm going back to the office, but only gradually. 1.5053 0.03857 283 164 95 24
252 This is it, folks! If he sees his shadow, we'll have six more weeks of quarantine! 1.5045 0.04901 224 143 49 32
253 What? It's open-concept. 1.5044 0.04401 226 133 72 21
254 You mean this is not how they get cool Zoom backgrounds? 1.5044 0.04786 226 142 54 30
255 Turns out that lemonade is an easier sell than tax advice. 1.5043 0.04447 232 139 69 24
256 I decided I should get out more. 1.5042 0.04379 240 144 71 25
257 Just a test run Dear, tomorrow I'll make all the way to the office. 1.5040 0.03875 252 141 95 16
258 You needn't get dressed, you have no appointments today. 1.5039 0.04239 254 152 76 26
259 Yes I am working from home, Nobody said it had to be my home! 1.5036 0.04279 276 172 69 35
260 The pedestrians are quieter than the kids. 1.5023 0.04697 221 136 59 26
261 Thanks, Honey - I’ll have my coffee now. Love you! 1.5023 0.04653 221 135 61 25
262 Because you're working remotely, I should lose my reception job? 1.5022 0.04719 225 140 57 28
263 With the danger now past, the remote worker, drawn by instinct, begins their migration back to the office. 1.5022 0.04604 227 139 62 26
264 And what's wrong with a receptionist working from home? 1.5022 0.04447 229 137 69 23
265 Don't come out yet, the New York mayoral candidates are still arriving. 1.5021 0.04637 233 145 59 29
266 Is this work remote enough for you? 1.5019 0.04134 263 157 80 26
267 I decided working from home just wasn't for me. 1.5000 0.04188 232 134 80 18
268 You’re getting closer to getting out of the house and into the office every day. 1.5000 0.04420 234 141 69 24
269 Sorry...you can’t come out without an appointment. 1.5000 0.04294 264 163 70 31
270 They said I could work from home they didn’t specify whose home. 1.5000 0.04778 216 134 56 26
271 I decided to move my desk outside so I wouldn't miss the morning commute. 1.5000 0.04745 218 135 57 26
272 I probably should have worn pants. 1.5000 0.05053 220 144 42 34
273 When I said I wanted to work on Wall St., this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.5000 0.04767 222 139 55 28
274 I’m working the streets now. 1.4978 0.04574 229 141 62 26
275 Oh, you meant work from MY home. 1.4978 0.04803 225 143 52 30
276 ... next week, the subway! 1.4978 0.04370 225 133 72 20
277 They never said whose home I should work from. 1.4978 0.04622 223 137 61 25
278 Oh, and I should be home from work by six. 1.4978 0.04708 223 139 57 27
279 Can you get me a coffee, a straw and the mask with the hole in it. 1.4977 0.04697 221 137 58 26
280 I didn't want to work too far from home. 1.4977 0.04455 219 130 69 20
281 My boss said I need to develop my street smarts. 1.4977 0.04671 217 133 60 24
282 I'm slowly returning to the office. 1.4977 0.04735 213 131 58 24
283 Corporate says no more working from home. 1.4961 0.04119 258 154 80 24
284 I’m Mr. Walker’s receptionist. He’s working from home today. 1.4958 0.04612 240 152 57 31
285 I couldn’t take one more day working at home. 1.4957 0.04683 230 145 56 29
286 I call it 'working near home'. 1.4953 0.04752 212 131 57 24
287 Tell the caller I offer curbside pickup. 1.4953 0.04608 212 128 63 21
288 You were right, Nancy. It is nice to be back at work out in the real world again. 1.4953 0.04704 212 130 59 23
289 Our wi-fi signal is stronger out here. 1.4935 0.04376 231 139 70 22
290 Hun’ start dinner without me, I’m stuck in traffic again 1.4933 0.04622 223 138 60 25
291 Honey, when they said you can work from anywhere. I don't think this is what they had in mind. 1.4931 0.04578 217 132 63 22
292 That's not what I meant by working remotely, honey. 1.4928 0.04738 207 127 58 22
293 Honey, will you toss me my mask? I forgot to put it on, and now everyone's looking at me funny. 1.4914 0.04571 232 145 60 27
294 I hate my coworkers, but I miss people. 1.4914 0.04447 232 142 66 24
295 I didn't say I'd be working AT home, I said I'd be working FROM home. 1.4912 0.04619 226 141 59 26
296 Yes, I agreed that I wouldn’t “work from home” anymore. But that’s all I agreed to. 1.4909 0.04578 220 135 62 23
297 Do you mind if I work from your home? 1.4905 0.04689 210 129 59 22
298 I changed my mind. This desk still sparks joy. 1.4901 0.04975 202 128 49 25
299 The governor said if I work outside I don't need a mask 1.4894 0.04568 235 148 59 28
300 I'm transitioning. 1.4891 0.04359 229 138 70 21
301 You just can't stay out of my Zoom background, can you? 1.4890 0.04431 227 138 67 22
302 During the pandemic we grade on a curb! 1.4890 0.04729 227 145 53 29
303 You were right, I am getting a lot more walk-in traffic now. 1.4885 0.04849 217 139 50 28
304 I miss the interruptions at the office. 1.4884 0.04561 215 131 63 21
305 One good thing about the pandemic: it’s been a real boon for cartoonists who hate to draw mouths. 1.4884 0.04609 215 132 61 22
306 Don't wait up for me tonight, I'll be working late. 1.4880 0.05081 209 137 42 30
307 I needed a little space. 1.4880 0.04556 209 126 64 19
308 You said you needed some space. 1.4878 0.04223 246 149 74 23
309 This IS working from home ! 1.4876 0.04841 201 125 54 22
310 You told me I couldn't work from home anymore, and I'm not. 1.4875 0.04175 240 143 77 20
311 I will be home for dinner. 1.4874 0.04365 238 146 68 24
312 Sir, your meeting today is in person and not on Zoom. You're going to need some pants and shoes. 1.4865 0.04457 222 135 66 21
313 Your boss sent me to help you get reacclimated to office life. You have thirteen missed calls and a parking ticket. 1.4860 0.04671 214 133 58 23
314 We're slowly transitioning back to the office" 1.4858 0.04358 212 125 71 16
315 I’m trying out the hybrid model. 1.4858 0.04703 212 132 57 23
316 Yes, I know need to get back to the office but this is as far as I got. 1.4857 0.04639 210 129 60 21
317 It's just a miracle that no one has parked me in! 1.4856 0.04520 208 125 65 18
318 I received your work from home request. It took some doing, but I got approval for us all to work from your home. 1.4854 0.05091 206 135 42 29
319 It’s my sidewalk hustle! 1.4854 0.04804 206 129 54 23
320 So what’s over? The pandemic, us or both? 1.4850 0.04961 200 127 49 24
321 It’s okay, they said I could work out of our house 1.4846 0.04430 227 139 66 22
322 Are you going to be home for dinner? 1.4842 0.04695 221 140 55 26
323 I’m moving back to the office step by step. 1.4839 0.04275 248 153 70 25
324 Your wife called. 1.4837 0.04701 215 135 56 24
325 I''m so happy we don't have to work from home any more. 1.4837 0.04513 215 131 64 20
326 Atleast I'm wearing pants. 1.4833 0.04704 209 130 57 22
327 Your 10 o’clock is here 1.4826 0.04522 201 120 65 16
328 Our parking space is safe! 1.4824 0.04718 199 122 58 19
329 Honey, could you update my website so my clients know I'm now welcoming walker-by's? 1.4821 0.04896 195 122 52 21
330 With my low overhead I already have two real estate closings, a divorce and three wills, and it's still an hour till noon. 1.4821 0.05108 195 126 44 25
331 Your idea to gradually transition back to the office is really helping! I’m already adjusting to the cold stares and lack of meaningful interaction. 1.4821 0.05159 195 127 42 26
332 It’s almost like they’ve never seen a novelist before. 1.4819 0.04878 193 120 53 20
333 No thanks, Honey, I got coffee and a bagel on the way to the office. 1.4817 0.04653 218 137 57 24
334 There've been a few changes since your coma. 1.4815 0.04909 216 141 46 29
335 Honey, I just can't work from home anymore." 1.4815 0.04592 216 134 60 22
336 Yes, by far, this is my favorite Zoom background!" 1.4807 0.04390 233 144 66 23
337 I was getting so tired of my Zoom backdrop." 1.4804 0.04937 204 131 48 25
338 Stop pretending you are not unemployed George 1.4802 0.05071 202 132 43 27
339 I thought we needed a field office. 1.4796 0.04606 221 139 58 24
340 Hi, we've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty. 1.4796 0.04651 221 140 56 25
341 Honey, I can't help with the kids right now ... I am at work! 1.4794 0.05075 194 125 45 24
342 I needed an excuse to put my pants on 1.4794 0.04914 194 122 51 21
343 I’m easing in to it, OK! 1.4791 0.04607 215 134 59 22
344 I'm testing a new hybrid work model. 1.4789 0.04703 190 115 59 16
345 Get your own coffee. 1.4789 0.05006 213 141 42 30
346 I don't mind working at home, I just can't work with you in it! 1.4787 0.04813 211 135 51 25
347 I had a corner office, but they said I was blocking the wheelchair ramp. 1.4786 0.04777 234 155 46 33
348 I’m not comfortable being back in the office yet. I’m taking baby steps. 1.4779 0.04399 226 139 66 21
349 What do you mean this isn't what my boss meant by "gradual return to the office"? 1.4772 0.04805 197 123 54 20
350 You've been asleep for 20 months Mr. Van Winkle, and you may notice some changes. 1.4769 0.04786 195 121 55 19
351 Don't worry, your 11:00 overslept, too. 1.4769 0.04786 195 121 55 19
352 Come on, you can do it. Just take the first step. 1.4768 0.04537 237 152 57 28
353 This open office thing really suits me! 1.4767 0.04533 193 115 64 14
354 Mrs. Smith, you really don't need to still sit outside of my office when we work from home. 1.4766 0.04716 214 136 54 24
355 It's a hybrid return-to-work model. 1.4762 0.04588 210 130 60 20
356 The CDC says it’s “ok” to return to the office as long as it’s outdoors and everyone wears a mask 1.4760 0.04619 208 129 59 20
357 Sandra was given permission to continue working from home, but her secretary, unfortunately, was not 1.4758 0.04727 227 148 50 29
358 I’m not going back to work! This is as far as I go! That’s it! 1.4758 0.04384 227 140 66 21
359 I opened a branch office. 1.4755 0.04474 204 123 65 16
360 You can come outside without your mask, but not in those pajamas. 1.4755 0.04787 204 129 53 22
361 A little privacy, please? 1.4754 0.05359 183 121 37 25
362 I’m going to be late getting home from the office- traffic just got really bad. 1.4754 0.04124 244 148 76 20
363 Believe me, this commute is well worth it. 1.4750 0.04699 200 124 57 19
364 This is actually the closest I have ever been to potential clients 1.4747 0.04511 198 119 64 15
365 I've started working remotely. 1.4747 0.04840 198 125 52 21
366 When you get vaccinated I'll come back in! 1.4742 0.04778 213 137 51 25
367 It’s your wife on line 3! 1.4741 0.04486 232 147 60 25
368 I've decided to refocus my law practice to street justice. 1.4740 0.05113 192 125 43 24
369 The office and I came to a compromise on remote work 1.4737 0.04603 209 130 59 20
370 What? I'm fully vaccinated. 1.4737 0.04642 190 115 60 15
371 I'm not quite ready to go back to the office yet. 1.4734 0.04913 188 118 51 19
372 You heard of knocking? 1.4732 0.04868 205 132 49 24
373 Oh no! People are getting dressed again? 1.4729 0.04803 203 129 52 22
374 I miss the bustle of the office. 1.4728 0.04991 184 116 49 19
375 If that’s what you’re wearing, can you at least put a mask on? 1.4728 0.05050 184 117 47 20
376 I know. I wanted the corner office, but you got to start somewhere. 1.4728 0.04226 239 147 71 21
377 Literally - there goes the neighborhood. 1.4725 0.05030 182 115 48 19
378 Take it up with Fauci 1.4722 0.05010 180 113 49 18
379 I'll be home by 5. 1.4719 0.05175 178 114 44 20
380 Honey, you forgot your lunch. 1.4718 0.05001 195 126 46 23
381 Maybe we should put the Biden/Harris poster back in the window, so they know we’re vaccinated?” 1.4717 0.04604 212 133 58 21
382 I’m easing into the transition of going back to work 1.4715 0.04764 193 120 55 18
383 The best part? It comes with a parking spot. 1.4715 0.04931 193 123 49 21
384 This is as close to returning to the office that I want to get. 1.4712 0.04742 191 118 56 17
385 Honey - I’ll be late for dinner. My commute time just doubled and traffic is horrible. 1.4712 0.04618 208 130 58 20
386 Work from anywhere, right? 1.4709 0.04280 189 109 71 9
387 Foot traffic by the new office is Amazing! 1.4703 0.04611 202 125 59 18
388 Honey, look how far I’ve come. This time next year I might just have a shot at the corner office. 1.4703 0.04768 202 128 53 21
389 Hey honey, look at me . . . I'm transitioning! 1.4703 0.04970 185 117 49 19
390 If restaurants can do it so can we. 1.4694 0.04821 196 124 52 20
391 Of course it’s hard for you to understand Ma, your generation never had to work outside the home! 1.4694 0.04981 196 127 46 23
392 You say you've been up for hours but that's not the word on the street. 1.4693 0.04903 179 111 52 16
393 Yes, ma'am. I'm going to escalate this to the call center manager. I see her in the doorway now. 1.4692 0.04995 211 141 41 29
394 I’ll be late for dinner, there’s traffic. 1.4689 0.05070 177 112 47 18
395 Are you coming in today? 1.4689 0.05317 177 116 39 22
396 Why not! It works for the restaurants, right 1.4689 0.05070 177 112 47 18
397 I'm easing back in to work. 1.4688 0.04606 192 117 60 15
398 As your assistant,I assumed work from home meant from your home. 1.4685 0.04450 254 167 55 32
399 Oh, I don't need a mask, I'm in my office. 1.4684 0.05098 190 124 43 23
400 Making the jump from lemonade stand to legal advice stand is tougher than I thought. 1.4683 0.05012 205 136 42 27
401 Librarians are meant to be among the people, Gladys. 1.4674 0.05048 184 118 46 20
402 Your 9:00 am Zoom conference call has been canceled,you can go back to bed. 1.4670 0.05029 182 116 47 19
403 Now I’m vaccinated I don’t need to work from home 1.4667 0.04433 210 129 64 17
404 You did say I should try to unplug and spend more time outdoors. 1.4664 0.04152 238 146 73 19
405 Remote working does not have to be lonely 1.4663 0.04705 193 120 56 17
406 I’m returning to the office one step at a time. 1.4663 0.04790 178 109 55 14
407 It's fine...I'm vaccinated. 1.4655 0.05132 174 111 45 18
408 If restaurants can take the street, so can I. 1.4655 0.05001 174 109 49 16
409 I've been missing the open office. 1.4655 0.04728 174 105 57 12
410 Got tired of thinking inside the box. 1.4651 0.05043 172 108 48 16
411 I already told you sweetie, I don’t need a mask if I’m still working from home. 1.4651 0.05110 172 109 46 17
412 Good morning Howard, I'm your 'street smarts' tutor. Let's relearn pants. 1.4649 0.04909 185 117 50 18
413 Your 8 o'clock cancelled; Do you want to see a couple of walk-ins? 1.4649 0.05027 185 119 46 20
414 The CDC said I don't have to wear a mask if I work outside. 1.4647 0.05352 170 111 39 20
415 I just had to get out. 1.4647 0.05220 170 109 43 18
416 What's the fuss? I told you that I wanted to work outside the home. 1.4646 0.04675 198 124 56 18
417 It’s the closest I’m gonna get to a corner office. 1.4645 0.05126 183 119 43 21
418 Your 1:00 with the mail carrier is rescheduled to 1:30. 1.4645 0.04762 183 113 55 15
419 it’s an open home office concept. 1.4639 0.04687 194 121 56 17
420 Good morning Mr. Braithwaite, I'm your "working from home" receptionist. 1.4637 0.05150 179 116 43 20
421 I just had to get out of the apartment! 1.4633 0.04874 177 110 52 15
422 This way I can work from home but still make sure everyone knows I'm anti-mask. 1.4632 0.05257 190 128 36 26
423 Curbside pickup. 1.4632 0.04698 190 118 56 16
424 This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for more space. 1.4624 0.05064 186 121 44 21
425 Sold the last one right off my face! 1.4624 0.04768 186 116 54 16
426 It's only temporary dear, just to get used to working away from home. 1.4624 0.04768 186 116 54 16
427 what better way to broadcast that I'm not only vaccinated, but gainfully employed? 1.4620 0.04994 171 107 49 15
428 I might have to come home at lunch to get my mask. 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
429 Yes, we still have the parking spot. 1.4615 0.04836 195 125 50 20
430 Pop up tax prep performance art - what did you think I was doing?? 1.4611 0.05553 167 112 33 22
431 ‘Curbside home office’ sounded better when we made the offer! 1.4607 0.04983 178 113 48 17
432 It’s my virtual foreground. 1.4603 0.04469 189 114 63 12
433 This is the first phase of getting myself back to the office. 1.4602 0.05023 176 112 47 17
434 I’m ready to put myself out there again, Janet 1.4593 0.05107 172 110 45 17
435 What?! I’m still technically working from home. 1.4593 0.04834 172 106 53 13
436 I was a tad skittish working outside the house again. 1.4586 0.05283 181 121 37 23
437 I’m working the streets 1.4583 0.05330 168 110 39 19
438 It’s not exactly a corner office 1.4581 0.04695 203 130 53 20
439 They want me to transition back to the office but I'm not there yet. 1.4581 0.04962 179 114 48 17
440 I'd love a cup of coffee, actually. 1.4578 0.05240 166 107 42 17
441 See! I'm not working from home anymore! 1.4578 0.04879 166 102 52 12
442 I didn’t want to wake you. 1.4576 0.05002 177 113 47 17
443 Without a waiting room, they just keep on walking. 1.4574 0.04434 223 142 60 21
444 They said it was an entry position. But this is ridiculous! 1.4573 0.05215 164 105 43 16
445 « Sorry, I hope you won’t mind, but I was getting sick of commuting. » 1.4573 0.05286 164 106 41 17
446 This is my transition strategy 1.4571 0.05358 175 117 36 22
447 I’ll be home around 5:30 if there’s no traffic. 1.4570 0.04766 186 117 53 16
448 This is my summer zoom background. 1.4568 0.05334 162 105 40 17
449 I said I missed the community not the commute. 1.4563 0.04695 206 133 52 21
450 It’s fine as long as no one parks in front of the house. 1.4561 0.04708 171 104 56 11
451 It’s a pop up work-at-home.” 1.4561 0.04991 171 108 48 15
452 I took a few messages while you were in. 1.4560 0.04776 182 114 53 15
453 It's not the office, but it's a step. 1.4560 0.04701 193 122 54 17
454 I'm Bernice, your new home-office receptionist. Coffee? 1.4556 0.05239 169 110 41 18
455 The office called, they said I could work from anywhere 1.4556 0.04941 180 115 48 17
456 I can't wear a mask or the caption writers won't know who's talking? 1.4555 0.05018 191 126 43 22
457 They don’t even see me, son—I told you this happens to middle-aged women! 1.4551 0.05216 167 108 42 17
458 It’s like outdoor dining but for offices. 1.4551 0.04785 178 111 53 14
459 I'm moving slowly back to the office. 1.4550 0.04771 189 120 52 17
460 I needed more square footage for my home office deduction. 1.4550 0.05057 189 125 42 22
461 Looking for your briefs? If they’re not here on my desk, check the dryer. 1.4550 0.04952 200 133 43 24
462 not now honey, can’t you see i’m working? 1.4545 0.05119 165 105 45 15
463 I thought I should earn me some street cred 1.4541 0.04975 196 130 43 23
464 I thought I'd get out of the office for a bit. 1.4541 0.04844 185 118 50 17
465 It’s called writer’s block... the sidewalk. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
466 One stoop closer to the office reopening! 1.4531 0.04831 192 124 49 19
467 I have a step-by-step plan for returning to the office 1.4530 0.04793 181 114 52 15
468 Yes, this 'gradual return to the office' is working out fine 1.4530 0.04857 181 115 50 16
469 Go back to bed. You're on second shift. 1.4528 0.05256 159 102 42 15
470 I’m still torn between going back to the office or working from home. 1.4528 0.05331 159 103 40 16
471 I decided to go into the office today. 1.4526 0.04867 190 123 48 19
472 The higher ups thought this might help ease your transition back to regular office life. 1.4524 0.04762 168 103 54 11
473 Well, you know what they say: location, location, location. 1.4522 0.05380 157 102 39 16
474 I haven't rented the parking spot yet. 1.4520 0.04735 177 110 54 13
475 I'm taking an incremental approach to returning to the office. 1.4514 0.04632 175 107 57 11
476 Well they did say it was a phased reopening! Isn’t this phase one? 1.4514 0.04840 175 110 51 14
477 Working remotely, why do you ask? 1.4512 0.05066 164 104 46 14
478 I just need a new zoom background 1.4511 0.04922 184 119 47 18
479 Ooops, I thought you said at least six STEPS apart. 1.4509 0.05276 173 115 38 20
480 I know you’d prefer I work outside the home, but it’s really hard to focus out here. 1.4503 0.05191 171 112 41 18
481 I'm about halfway between working from home and going back to the office. 1.4500 0.04689 200 129 52 19
482 Corporate said we have to increase the amount of foot traffic to the office 1.4497 0.05302 169 112 38 19
483 Working at home with my mother isn't working out. 1.4494 0.05201 158 101 43 14
484 i’ve always wanted to work outdoors 1.4491 0.05212 167 109 41 17
485 I’ve decided to ease my way back to working in the office. 1.4489 0.04886 176 112 49 15
486 Parent teacher meetings. 1.4489 0.05145 176 116 41 19
487 I decided not to work from home anymore. 1.4485 0.04957 194 129 43 22
488 OK I'll wear a mask, can I come back in? 1.4485 0.04957 194 129 43 22
489 I don't care what the other kids wear to homeschool; get dressed. 1.4483 0.04926 174 111 48 15
490 Bring me some coffee…and get these people out of my office. 1.4481 0.05607 154 103 33 18
491 I am so glad I stopped working from home! 1.4472 0.05425 161 107 36 18
492 Good! You’re up. Can you look up Manhattan’s size in square feet? I’m trying to figure out our home office deduction for 2020. 1.4469 0.05019 179 117 44 18
493 It's part of my company's back-to-the-office transition plan--I'll be gone by Friday. 1.4464 0.05049 168 108 45 15
494 The company said they'd compromise and let me work near home 1.4457 0.04484 175 106 60 9
495 If the restaurants can do it, why can't I? 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
496 I decided to open a satellite office 1.4451 0.05273 173 116 37 20
497 You meant from MY home?? 1.4451 0.05399 173 118 33 22
498 The guy at the end of the block was pushed out, so a corner office is available. 1.4450 0.04792 200 132 47 21
499 Yes, that’s what the CDC said, but this is Brooklyn, sir. 1.4444 0.05728 144 96 32 16
500 I prefer easing slowly back into the office. 1.4444 0.05053 171 111 44 16
501 We need to start seeing other people. 1.4444 0.05327 162 107 38 17
502 Mr. Stein, your wife is on line 2 from the master bathroom. Shall I tell her to hold? 1.4444 0.05254 162 106 40 16
503 Well, somebody in this family has to go to work. 1.4438 0.05232 169 112 39 18
504 Returning to normal requires baby steps. 1.4433 0.04619 194 124 54 16
505 We decided to bring the office to you! 1.4431 0.05068 167 108 44 15
506 I finally got the corner office. 1.4430 0.05274 158 103 40 15
507 Darling, I will be working late tonight, don’t wait up 1.4430 0.05349 158 104 38 16
508 Then what exactly did you mean by “home office”? 1.4430 0.05118 158 101 44 13
509 The sensation of people going out of their way for me is very refreshing. 1.4428 0.04773 201 133 47 21
510 Is this remote enough for you, Jim? 1.4426 0.04875 183 119 47 17
511 It’s part of our transition back to the office 1.4420 0.04850 181 117 48 16
512 Look, honey, I'm a street worker! 1.4419 0.05229 172 115 38 19
513 Is this far enough? 1.4419 0.05294 172 116 36 20
514 Can you bring me a mask? Apparently alternate side masking is in effect today. 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
515 What's the password again? 1.4416 0.05371 154 101 38 15
516 I've gone ahead and pushed your interactions with the real world to Monday. 1.4416 0.05211 154 99 42 13
517 Writer's block. 1.4415 0.05013 188 126 41 21
518 Instead of selling Kool Aid, I charge for interpreting the latest CDC guidelines. 1.4413 0.05199 179 121 37 21
519 I'm working remotely from remotely working. 1.4412 0.04790 170 107 51 12
520 You said “take your business outside” 1.4410 0.05126 161 104 43 14
521 Dr. Ruth DID say we should try new positions, honey. 1.4410 0.05700 161 112 27 22
522 I've decided to relocate the home office 1.4409 0.04877 186 122 46 18
523 Sir, your 10am is here 1.4403 0.05015 159 101 46 12
524 This has significantly improved my morning commute. 1.4402 0.04975 184 122 43 19
525 You have 14 messages and 9 clients waiting...should I send one up? 1.4400 0.05161 175 117 39 19
526 Actually casual dress is on Friday. 1.4400 0.05308 150 97 40 13
527 Next week,I think I’ll make it all the way to the office. 1.4395 0.05295 157 103 39 15
528 I told you I’d be doing yard work today 1.4393 0.04731 173 109 52 12
529 I decided we’d do better with an open plan office. 1.4392 0.05527 148 98 35 15
530 This was the only way to force myself to get dressed for work 1.4387 0.05265 155 101 40 14
531 I'm re-emerging. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
532 I'm transitioning back to work, honey. 1.4384 0.05232 146 93 42 11
533 Let me know when you’re done learning to play the bagpipes! 1.4383 0.05322 162 108 37 17
534 The new desk wouldn't fit up the stairs, but I actually think it looks better here anyway. 1.4381 0.04730 194 127 49 18
535 I am not ready to return to office and my boss doesn't want me to work from home... 1.4379 0.05551 153 103 33 17
536 You have a 9 AM zoom with the vice president of marketing, and a virtual lunch with the client. Also, as soon as it rains, I quit. 1.4375 0.05550 144 95 35 14
537 I thought you said I'd have a corner office. 1.4375 0.04649 192 124 52 16
538 Don't worry, Brian. The transition from working from home to going back to the office will be gradual. We'll take it one step at a time. 1.4367 0.04954 158 100 47 11
539 The best thing about this transitional office is the quick commute! 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
540 Any chance I can use the bathroom when I go on break? 1.4365 0.04565 197 127 54 16
541 If you emerge with your mask on, there will be six more weeks of pandemic. 1.4365 0.05329 181 126 31 24
542 Location, location, location — foot traffic has never been higher! 1.4359 0.05159 156 101 42 13
543 Yea, the WiFi is stronger out here 1.4348 0.04967 161 103 46 12
544 I love how natural it feels to finally go to work again. 1.4348 0.05344 161 108 36 17
545 Honey, meet my cowalkers! 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
546 The key is making working from home work for you. 1.4345 0.05382 168 115 33 20
547 Before the law changes, I ‘m handing out ballots. 1.4345 0.05691 145 98 31 16
548 No jammies Arthur. 1.4345 0.05520 145 96 35 14
549 I'm getting closer to working from the office again. 1.4345 0.05068 145 91 45 9
550 You’ve created a toxic workplace, Steve. I need a break! 1.4343 0.04874 198 134 42 22
551 They want us to get back slowly to the office. I’m getting there one block a week. 1.4343 0.04896 175 114 46 15
552 No home offers yet but one guy bid 20 bucks for your bathrobe. 1.4342 0.05497 152 102 34 16
553 Just getting back to the office a little at a time. 1.4337 0.04937 166 107 46 13
554 Hold all my calls, Martha. My good sweats are still in the dryer. 1.4337 0.04863 166 106 48 12
555 They didn’t clarify who’s home I had to work from. 1.4337 0.05363 166 113 34 19
556 Your 3 o'clocks are here. 1.4336 0.05834 143 98 28 17
557 Hi, I’m Andrew Yang, and I’m running for mayor! 1.4336 0.05918 143 99 26 18
558 I’m already at work. Eat a Pop Tart. 1.4333 0.04927 180 119 44 17
559 Would you mind holding down the fort while I go to lunch? 1.4329 0.04903 164 105 47 12
560 It's quieter out here than inside with you 1.4329 0.05199 164 109 39 16
561 You’re right, working from your home is more convenient. 1.4326 0.05809 141 96 29 16
562 First day easing back into the office is easier than I thought it would be! 1.4321 0.04786 162 102 50 10
563 I came with your new home security system. 1.4315 0.05404 146 96 37 13
564 I told you we should have bought the one with the balcony 1.4315 0.05743 146 100 29 17
565 Quick, come down and sign it, we have witnesses. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
566 PJs no longer optional 1.4306 0.05275 144 93 40 11
567 Good morning, sir. Welcome to Phase 1 of going back to the office. 1.4304 0.04948 158 101 46 11
568 As soon as you're vaccinated, I'll load the dishwasher. 1.4304 0.05705 158 111 26 21
569 You did tell me to add some curbside appeal to your home office. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
570 Honey, I don’t think our realtor will count this as a home office space. 1.4295 0.04558 156 95 55 6
571 You were right. The gradual return to the office is the way to go. 1.4294 0.04921 163 105 46 12
572 Thought I'd try an open-plan office today. 1.4294 0.05132 170 114 39 17
573 If it works for restaurants, why not for the office? 1.4286 0.05593 154 106 30 18
574 Good foot traffic so we need a product now 1.4286 0.05748 140 95 30 15
575 It's my new career with H&R Block. 1.4286 0.05874 133 90 29 14
576 I realize I can't work from home indefinitely, but I'm not quite ready to return to the office just yet. 1.4286 0.05116 161 106 41 14
577 Martha…this isn’t what I meant by getting a job outside of the house. 1.4286 0.04964 168 110 44 14
578 Psychiatrist: 5¢ 1.4277 0.05289 166 113 35 18
579 Baby steps, this isn’t zoom. 1.4276 0.05248 152 100 39 13
580 Working to expand our home office deduction. 1.4276 0.05491 152 103 33 16
581 Sorry honey, I'm going to be late getting home from the office tonight. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
582 I just got a little tired of working from home. 1.4268 0.04898 164 106 46 12
583 I told you I'd be back at my desk Monday morning. 1.4268 0.04663 164 103 52 9
584 Foot traffic is important, Daniel 1.4268 0.04742 164 104 50 10
585 You said work from home. You didn't say whose home. 1.4266 0.05389 143 94 37 12
586 I’m not quite ready to go back to the office but I am tired of working from home! 1.4265 0.05284 136 87 40 9
587 I've asked you not t call me at work. 1.4260 0.05286 169 116 34 19
588 Who cares that I'm self-employed? Now that I'm vaccinated, I don't have to work at home anymore! 1.4258 0.05333 155 104 36 15
589 My boss was hinting I should step up my zoom background game 1.4258 0.05411 155 105 34 16
590 Your neighbor is asking to speak with you, should I say you’re out at the moment? 1.4258 0.05333 155 104 36 15
591 Stop hassling me, Cheryl! If I go 12 feet everyday, I’ll make it back to the office by 2023. 1.4258 0.05254 155 103 38 14
592 Ms. Rogers, the neighborhood will see you now. 1.4255 0.05889 141 98 26 17
593 Well, technically, I’m no longer working from home. 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
594 I keep having the same dream that I leave my house and I’m the only one not wearing a mask! 1.4255 0.05348 141 92 38 11
595 I may not make it home for lunch. 1.4254 0.04901 181 121 43 17
596 You were the one who suggested working from home. 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
597 They said I could work from anywhere 1.4250 0.04901 160 103 46 11
598 This is Phase 1 of going back to my office. 1.4246 0.04745 179 117 48 14
599 If restaurants can do it... 1.4246 0.04875 179 119 44 16
600 . “Yes, Mr. Jones, your 9:00 appointment with the “New Normal” is still on.” 1.4245 0.05401 139 91 37 11
601 Pfizer, Moderna or Republican? 1.4242 0.06189 132 93 22 17
602 Mother is leaving ;so, you can have your office back. 1.4241 0.05023 158 103 43 12
603 Dress rehearsal. 1.4238 0.05594 151 104 30 17
604 Errrr, Maxine... this wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted more space 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
605 This is as close to going back to the office as I will get. 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
606 The world will see you now. 1.4233 0.05357 163 112 33 18
607 Half the vaccination—half the commute. 1.4231 0.05228 156 104 38 14
608 I'm easing back into my commute. 1.4231 0.04689 182 119 49 14
609 I’m transitioning from working from home. 1.4231 0.04816 156 99 48 9
610 This is the post-lockdown hybrid model. 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
611 Jane, if anybody calls, say I'm still transitioning from remote 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
612 I'm not quite ready to go back to the office. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
613 Stay tuned for the season premiere of Desk and the City. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
614 I’m not quite ready to go all the way back to the office. 1.4224 0.04632 161 101 52 8
615 In the 'Self-Care During the Covid Pandemic' guide from work it said to separate 'work' and 'life'. 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
616 What? You told me I needed to start working out. 1.4222 0.06083 135 95 23 17
617 It’s an open floor plan. 1.4218 0.05281 147 97 38 12
618 I told you to pretend I’m at the office 1.4214 0.05559 140 94 33 13
619 This is working out. Would you gt my laptop? 1.4214 0.05371 140 92 37 11
620 It’s ‘post-Zoom but pre-normal’’ out here. Check your email for details. 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
621 Are you accepting walk-ins? 1.4214 0.05155 159 106 39 14
622 I’m easing my way into going back into the office 1.4214 0.05078 159 105 41 13
623 It turns out our wifi signal is stronger than we thought. 1.4211 0.05324 152 102 36 14
624 Location, location, location! 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
625 I love the new open office design, and you can't beat the commute. 1.4211 0.05359 133 86 38 9
626 Check this out Mary! I`ve finally found the ideal balance between work and home life! 1.4207 0.05116 164 110 39 15
627 Didn’t you see? They said that the fully vaccinated can now work 8 to 10 steps from home. 1.4207 0.05594 145 99 31 15
628 The mayor said it's okay now to work out of your home. 1.4204 0.04960 157 102 44 11
629 Yeah,we’re not doing the all day bathrobe thing anymore. I’m the re-entry enforcer. 1.4204 0.05279 157 106 36 15
630 You're not wearing a mask, so I just feel safer out here. 1.4203 0.05709 138 94 30 14
631 I’m working my way back to the office gradually. By next week I’ll be three blocks from here. 1.4201 0.04791 169 110 47 12
632 I wanted an outside perspective 1.4200 0.05618 150 104 29 17
633 This appeals more to me than staying home OR going back to the office. 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
634 I didn't wake you up because your 8:30 canceled. 1.4196 0.05196 143 93 40 10
635 Dr. Fauci said it was OK 1.4196 0.05290 143 94 38 11
636 I thought I’d try something a little more al desko 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
637 You can come back in now ... I'm off my zoom call" 1.4194 0.05037 186 129 36 21
638 The city is halfway back, and so am I. 1.4189 0.04983 148 95 44 9
639 Go back inside, dear. I'll be working late. 1.4189 0.05592 148 102 30 16
640 I've left Wall Street for Main Street 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
641 Sir, I don’t think this is how the remote office works. 1.4187 0.04974 160 105 43 12
642 I think I'm really starting to get the hang of this "work from home" thing. 1.4186 0.05358 129 83 38 8
643 You’re booked for a 10 AM ‘Matlock’ rerun. 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
644 I'm returning to the office one step at a time. Tomorrow I'll be across the street. 1.4184 0.05527 141 95 33 13
645 I’ll be here every day 9-5 (except for 11am-2pm on Tuesdays and Fridays when I’ll be across the street). 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
646 I'm sorry, you'll need to make an appointment. 1.4179 0.05433 134 88 36 10
647 I know it's not ideal, but it's just until we can afford a divorce. 1.4179 0.05535 134 89 34 11
648 They say it's going to rain later this afternoon. Can you give me a hand with the desk at 4:15? 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
649 It was this or more homemade sourdough. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
650 I just got so tired of working from home... do you mind? 1.4177 0.04936 158 103 44 11
651 I'm transitioning from home to my office. 1.4177 0.05252 158 107 36 15
652 I've got a ton of pre-orders for this summer's lemonade stand. 1.4172 0.05091 151 99 41 11
653 Yes, but the commute is so much shorter." 1.4172 0.05061 163 109 40 14
654 I find there's less distractions, since I've moved my home office out here. 1.4167 0.05261 144 95 38 11
655 No, what you're cooking doesn't smell bad. What makes you think that? 1.4167 0.05168 144 94 40 10
656 That's what you meant when you told me to go public with my business right? 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
657 I thought I’d get myself out there! 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
658 Honey, go play inside. Mommy is working. 1.4156 0.05427 154 106 32 16
659 I don’t think of it as an eviction; it’s an exclusive invitation to an outdoor collaborative workspace. 1.4155 0.05586 142 97 31 14
660 Fresh lemonade when you get your taxes done curbside! 1.4155 0.05675 142 98 29 15
661 It’s the new open office concept, George. 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
662 Not now. I’m in the flow. 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
663 Honey, I just needed some privacy. 1.4148 0.05700 135 92 30 13
664 Harold thought it was the same old nightmare until he realized he had clothes on. 1.4148 0.05796 135 93 28 14
665 This seemed like a reasonable compromise between "Work From Home" and "Return To Office". 1.4146 0.05036 164 110 40 14
666 Cuomo’s on one, Fauci’s on two and your mother’s on three. They all want to know when you’re getting your vaccine. 1.4143 0.05734 140 97 28 15
667 What? As advised I’m SLOWLY returning to the office 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
668 Please get these people out of my office! 1.4135 0.05858 133 92 27 14
669 You don't need one. That bathrobe should keep everyone-at least-50 yards away. 1.4132 0.04971 167 112 41 14
670 I called everyone to let them know you're working from home, Mr. Grant. Your 9 AM appointment is waiting across the street. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
671 Sorry, the Starbucks was packed. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
672 I’m easing back into ‘going’ to the office. 1.4126 0.05188 143 94 39 10
673 It’s my satellite office now that things are opening up.. 1.4126 0.05092 143 93 41 9
674 The manager said I needed to find a way to engage with the public more effectively. 1.4126 0.05092 143 93 41 9
675 Word on the street says open air office spaces area all the rage. 1.4122 0.05667 148 104 27 17
676 Ok so I’m taking it stages 1.4122 0.05157 148 98 39 11
677 Can you all keep it down? I'm on a Zoom. 1.4118 0.06038 136 97 22 17
678 Honey, I came to an agreement with the HR department. I don’t feel like going back to the office yet, but I won't work from home either. 1.4113 0.05520 141 96 32 13
679 If you need, me I'm in my office. 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
680 I promise, no more 3 bean salad for lunch 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
681 I missed being on the road for work. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
682 No offense but working from home got lonely. 1.4094 0.06159 127 90 22 15
683 'its part of my staged plan to go back to office working...' 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
684 Hey! I’m workin’ here! 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
685 I’m selling lemonade coin 1.4094 0.06057 127 89 24 14
686 But the lighting’s so much better out here. 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
687 The ad said work from home, right? 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
688 I'm moving back to the office in stages. 1.4088 0.05295 159 110 33 16
689 Every day, I move one foot closer to the office. 1.4088 0.05339 137 91 36 10
690 ”I’ve decided to move back to working at the the office a little at a time. 1.4088 0.04920 137 87 44 6
691 Mr Smith rang to cancel his zoom call. You can take your pj’s off again. 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
692 Good morning, sir! Your monthly report is ready, you have three new messages, you have a conference call in 10 minutes, and I can see your junk. 1.4085 0.05248 164 114 33 17
693 I'm returning to work gradually. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
694 I do the accounting for the sidewalk restaurant two doors down. 1.4082 0.05440 147 101 32 14
695 You have your work-from-home setup, I have mine. 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
696 Welcome to my branch home office. 1.4082 0.05354 147 100 34 13
697 This way I get to work from home and be around people. 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
698 They said I couldn't work from home anymore! 1.4077 0.05203 130 84 39 7
699 But you love al fresco dining. 1.4076 0.04946 157 104 42 11
700 Baby steps. I’m slowly working my way back to the office. 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
701 Just because you still want to work at home doesn’t mean I have to! 1.4074 0.04965 135 86 43 6
702 I love my new home office 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
703 This was not what I meant when I said you need to start working out! 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
704 Look at me! It’s safe to leave the house. 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
705 It's my new open concept office 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
706 Just tell them I'm working from home today" 1.4071 0.05543 140 96 31 13
707 But I told you I wasn’t working from home this morning.. 1.4069 0.05225 145 97 37 11
708 I work faster when you're not interrupting me. 1.4069 0.05405 145 99 33 13
709 I’m giving my two weeks notice. 1.4067 0.05103 150 100 39 11
710 I'm phasing in a return to work from the office. 1.4065 0.04988 155 103 41 11
711 I couldn’t concentrate on my work because it was too quiet inside. 1.4065 0.04640 155 99 49 7
712 This is just a side hustle. 1.4062 0.05703 128 87 30 11
713 HR said we should prepare to gradually return to the office. 1.4062 0.05483 128 85 34 9
714 No need for an Open House! We have multiple cash offers! 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
715 We told you we provide the services at your doorstep, lady! 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
716 Oh hi Pam! I just had to get outside my comfort zone 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
717 You've been in a coma, I'll explain everything. 1.4048 0.06292 126 91 19 16
718 We can start working in between the office and home now! 1.4048 0.05541 126 84 33 9
719 I’s a pop-up work at home. 1.4048 0.05766 126 86 29 11
720 I missed having a commute. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
721 I figured if they let restaurants work on the sidewalk, that maybe I could work on the sidewalk too! 1.4044 0.04826 136 86 45 5
722 Your 9:30 will be late, he spilled coffee on his pajamas. 1.4044 0.05753 136 95 27 14
723 I've already added ten steps to my office commute! 1.4043 0.05130 141 93 39 9
724 I still don't have that corner office, but I am working on it. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
725 Make an appointment like everybody else. 1.4040 0.05413 151 105 31 15
726 Hey if the restaurants are doing it - why not? 1.4037 0.05014 161 109 39 13
727 This work from home thing doesn't work for me anymore 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
728 I'm just gonna go back inside and pretend I'm not vaccinated. 1.4032 0.06158 124 88 22 14
729 Your two o'clock also cancelled. Your maskless idea was genius. 1.4028 0.05689 144 102 26 16
730 My office still has us working from home, but I miss being around people. 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
731 I’m so done with working from home. 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
732 Cream, no sugar Fred, and lose the pajamas. 1.4026 0.04920 154 102 42 10
733 You’re late 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
734 It's the closest I can get to in-person! 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
735 It's a work around. It's a walk around. It's a work around walk around. 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
736 I'm slowly transitioning my way back to the office. 1.4015 0.05329 137 92 35 10
737 Nobody wants lemonade, so I'm reconciling checkbooks. 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
738 You said you wanted me to get out and meet more people/ 1.4013 0.04962 152 101 41 10
739 Lighten up! I''m vaccinated. 1.4013 0.05258 157 109 33 15
740 Since you refuse to come into the office… The office had no choice but to come to you 1.4000 0.05382 135 91 34 10
741 Are we taking walk-ins? 1.4000 0.05307 145 99 34 12
742 At first, I was bit skeptical about working from home, but I've adapted. 1.4000 0.05682 135 94 28 13
743 I told you I was working remotely today. 1.4000 0.05475 120 79 34 7
744 Besides fat chalk, what other office supplies should I order? 1.4000 0.05792 125 86 28 11
745 You said that I could have a downstairs office. 1.4000 0.04809 155 102 44 9
746 I'm working outside of my comfort zone." 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
747 After a year at working from home, I needed a change of scenery. 1.4000 0.05767 115 77 30 8
748 I should have stuck to lemonade. 1.4000 0.05307 145 99 34 12
749 I'm working my way back into the office. 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
750 Let me know when it's safe to come back inside. 1.4000 0.05267 150 103 34 13
751 Being out here risks Covid. Being in there with the biggest drama queen ever guarantees my suicide. 1.4000 0.05307 145 99 34 12
752 „So that’s what partially remote means.” 1.4000 0.06011 125 88 24 13
753 It’s called a phased return 1.4000 0.05123 145 97 38 10
754 Working from home sure does have its curb appeal. 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
755 I don't think this is what "street cred" is. 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
756 I'm going to miss the outdoors when this pandemic is over. 1.3986 0.05538 143 100 29 14
757 Technically, I don’t actually need to wear a mask while I’m at my desk. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
758 You’re right. Working remotely means I can work from anywhere in the world. 1.3986 0.05198 138 92 37 9
759 I'll be almost working from home today. 1.3986 0.05198 138 92 37 9
760 We have an 8:15 cancellation. Go ahead and shower. 1.3985 0.05222 133 88 37 8
761 I'm just trying to be less remote, Timmy. 1.3985 0.05330 133 89 35 9
762 No, Ralph in Accounting has the ketchup. 1.3985 0.05642 133 92 29 12
763 Well this area has such a problem with street crime, I thought "Why not a street attorney?" 1.3985 0.05840 133 94 25 14
764 I wanted a longer commute. 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
765 What? I told them we’d have class outside today 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
766 Yes, you're dreaming. Dreaming that you can continue to work from home and have a administrative assistant. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
767 No calls. I'm at work. 1.3974 0.04890 151 100 42 9
768 My boss asked me to start to transition away from 'work from home'. 1.3973 0.05187 146 99 36 11
769 Bring me some kool-aid so I can make some real money. 1.3971 0.05743 136 96 26 14
770 I’m tired of working at home! 1.3967 0.05564 121 81 32 8
771 Yes, I’m working from home...” Your home. 1.3967 0.05807 121 83 28 10
772 I missed my morning commute. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
773 Now is this enough personal space for you, Karen? 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
774 It feels good to be back in an open office. 1.3961 0.04911 154 103 41 10
775 You were right, Honey! All I needed to finish my novel was to get out among the people. 1.3958 0.05142 144 97 37 10
776 The plan is to ease you back into the office environment. 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
777 Shall I tell them you’re not available? 1.3950 0.05232 119 77 37 5
778 I'm easing my way back to work. 1.3947 0.04953 152 102 40 10
779 You work from home the way you want to work from home, and I’ll work from home the way I want to work from home. 1.3947 0.06307 114 81 21 12
780 I won’t be in today, I’m working remotely. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
781 . "Thanks honey. I have my pants on." 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
782 Go ahead, call the police, you don't have a mask on either. 1.3939 0.05867 132 94 24 14
783 Transitioning back to the office, slowly. 1.3939 0.05666 132 92 28 12
784 Oh Hi!, In case you decide to list, I just thought I'd get set-up for the multiple offers. 1.3937 0.05718 127 88 28 11
785 Office with a city view. 1.3937 0.05607 127 87 30 10
786 If the neighbor's kid can sell lemonade why can't I sell my legal services? 1.3929 0.06387 112 80 20 12
787 Will Punxsutawney Penelope declare six more weeks of lockdown? 1.3929 0.05525 140 98 29 13
788 Thought an outdoor office would be nice now things are back to normal. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
789 This isn’t what I was thinking when I recommended a Madison Ave desk job 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
790 Honey, could you get the CDC on the phone for me? I need some clarification... 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
791 I wanted to change my Zoom background. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
792 This is just temporary until lumber prices drop and we can finish building out the addition. 1.3923 0.05405 130 88 33 9
793 I need to see other people. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
794 What do you mean you can't find any street clothes that fit you? 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
795 Perfect zoom background from here. 1.3916 0.05160 143 97 36 10
796 I'm working VERY remotely today. 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
797 One step at a time, Fred. One step at a time. 1.3916 0.05160 143 97 36 10
798 I’m homing from work. 1.3913 0.05485 138 96 30 12
799 " Each day we are getting a little closer to going back to the office. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
800 They said I didn't have to go in, but I miss the people 1.3910 0.05731 133 94 26 13
801 Okay Judge, the jury is present so we can start the trial." 1.3909 0.06470 110 79 19 12
802 I'm moving back to the office. Gradually. 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
803 What am I doing?..Moving my desk back into the office one step at a time. 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
804 No, it’s fine. They said masks at the office were optional. 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
805 The office said I could no longer work from home. 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
806 I called the landlord's bluff. 1.3904 0.05177 146 100 35 11
807 Ellen, maybe if you wear a mask, people won't look at you funny. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
808 The company wants you to have secretarial support while you work from home. 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
809 I already miss working from home. 1.3893 0.05149 131 87 37 7
810 My commute has never been better! 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
811 I like to work in a space with a lot of atmosphere. 1.3893 0.04794 131 84 43 4
812 My doctor told me I’m not getting enough vitamin D. 1.3893 0.05013 149 101 38 10
813 Honey, let me show you an easier way to change your zoom background. 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
814 I can assure you no one is getting in or out. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
815 What’s “normal” anymore? 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
816 I told you this job would require traveling. 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
817 Not working from my kitchen, it feels like everything is normal again! 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
818 Oops! I forgot my pants. 1.3881 0.05696 134 95 26 13
819 I love working from home in the good weather! 1.3881 0.05392 134 92 32 10
820 It’s a hybrid work arrangement 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
821 I'm just taking this end of work from home thing one step at a time. 1.3878 0.05149 147 101 35 11
822 I don't think this hybrid model is working. 1.3878 0.04965 147 99 39 9
823 You got picked for one New Yorker caption, that does not make you an author!! 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
824 I like to get out and be sociable for a change" 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
825 Can you believe I have to wear PANTS today? 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
826 I’m starting to move to a hybrid work model 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
827 I'm working from homeless. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
828 Get packed. I just sold your apartment and you purchased the buyers' house in Botswana. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
829 With the rent on their studio apartment costing more than both salaries combined, Judy had turned to the streets to supplement the household income 1.3874 0.06671 111 82 15 14
830 I'm getting closer to returning to work everyday. 1.3873 0.04982 142 95 39 8
831 The new home office certainly attracts more foot traffic. 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
832 Weening from work at home. 1.3871 0.05692 124 86 28 10
833 I thought it was a revolutionary idea until a poodle peed on the desk 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
834 I told you I had to step outside for a meeting. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
835 I find it easier to write when I’m physically closer to my characters. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
836 Where do you think you're going? 1.3866 0.06549 119 89 14 16
837 We'll just have you take it one step at a time. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
838 It's almost like being at work again! 1.3864 0.05118 132 88 37 7
839 It's the first step toward going back to the office. 1.3864 0.05230 132 89 35 8
840 It helped with writer’s block 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
841 this is a way better office than at home. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
842 The latest CDC guidelines say wear masks, work outdoors. 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
843 I'm working on enhancing my street cred. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
844 Do you mind knocking before entering my office 1.3852 0.05515 122 83 31 8
845 I’m focusing on my work-life balance. 1.3852 0.05360 135 93 32 10
846 One step at a time as you emerge from your Pandemic cave. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
847 I'm looking for work outside of the house. 1.3846 0.05281 130 88 34 8
848 Are you sure this counts as working at home? 1.3846 0.05167 130 87 36 7
849 I am making the transition back to the office in three block increments. 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
850 I'm just not ready to go back to the office yet 1.3841 0.05664 138 99 25 14
851 I just have to move it for street cleaning. 1.3840 0.05879 125 89 24 12
852 The office wants me to come in, but I want to work from home, so we compromised. 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
853 It's okay. No one cares what you think." 1.3833 0.06170 120 87 20 13
854 I'm here for your eight step social reentry. 1.3833 0.05698 120 83 28 9
855 Sorry, I’m having connection issues. 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
856 Actually, your entire staff is crowd funding me in the hope you will continue working from home indefinitely! 1.3832 0.06725 107 79 15 13
857 And you said I wouldn't be able to get any work done... I'm pleasantly surprised by the lack of interruptions. 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
858 I got 8 steps so far today on my commute.... 1.3830 0.04896 141 94 40 7
859 The boss wants more blue-sky thinking. 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
860 If you see your shadow it's three more months of masks. 1.3828 0.05882 128 92 23 13
861 You are late for the new normal! 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
862 I wanted more office space. 1.3828 0.05217 128 86 35 7
863 No messages yet, sir.. 1.3818 0.06055 110 77 24 9
864 I needed some street cred for my next book 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
865 We hired a new intern this morning, but he's a little squirrely. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
866 You won’t come to the office so the office comes to you 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
867 I'm slowly acclimating to going back to the office. 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
868 You didn't pay your taxes this year, so I figured I'd come to you 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
869 Yes, your 4:00 appointment to walk outside has been confirmed, sir. 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
870 Good news! Your 8 a.m. cancelled. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
871 I'm returning to working at the office in baby steps. 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
872 Wow! Did you know you can connect with people without a phone? 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
873 When you kicked me to the curb, I decided to have fun with it. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
874 In order to get the promotion while working remotely, I was told to take on responsibilities with more visibility and external exposure. 1.3805 0.06325 113 82 19 12
875 I'm only street smart. 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
876 Your nightmares are folding in on themselves: You have to go back to the office but only your pajamas fit you now. You're in public but with no mask. And I need your fourth-grade history report. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
877 It's fine Jean, the desk ensures sufficient social distancing. 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
878 I’m your out-of-office response. 1.3798 0.05844 129 93 23 13
879 I'm happy to start at 7.23 a.m., Sir 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
880 Don’t forgot to also tell Trevor Noah it’s ok to come out now 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
881 All I told them was I was ok with no longer working from home. 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
882 After quarantining with you for a year I needed to move my office. 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
883 I needed a change of scenery 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
884 We now offer work at an inconvenient location instead of inconvenient time. 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
885 Get the camera ready, dear. I think I see another Karen coming. 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
886 One moment, please—I’m in the middle of rush-hour traffic. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
887 I am working from home, just not mine! 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
888 I'll just go ahead and reschedule everything for next year, then? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
889 I did tell you I’m not working at home any more… 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
890 Great start to the first day of transitioning back to the office! 1.3782 0.05468 119 81 31 7
891 Your 9 o'clock is running late, and I have rescheduled your 2p Zoom. 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
892 Honey, I’m at my desk procrastinating! It’s just like being in the office! 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
893 One step at a time, Hon' 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
894 I couldn't sleep. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
895 Paul Schneider on line two and remember you have a zoom scheduled for 10 this morning! 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
896 Look, Honey. New York is coming back. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
897 When my friend told me everything in New York is right on your doorstep, I didn't think they meant literally. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
898 What? It's the new wall street! 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
899 It's okay. This is called "outside." 1.3770 0.05972 122 88 22 12
900 Get vaccinated and enter a drawing for a new robe and slippers. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
901 We're going back to the office really, really incrementally. 1.3770 0.05248 122 82 34 6
902 You maybe right that "stay outdoors" and "work from home" were two separate suggestions 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
903 Eating at my desk is allowed, as long as it’s outdoor seating. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
904 Honey I forgot my lunch at home, could you bring it to the office? 1.3770 0.05375 122 83 32 7
905 Covid is over. I'm vaxed and back boss! 1.3769 0.05908 130 95 21 14
906 The pigeons are saving me a fortune in Wite-Out. 1.3769 0.06008 130 96 19 15
907 Can you bring me my pants? I wasn’t expecting all the rubberneckers. 1.3768 0.05652 138 100 24 14
908 If you don't believe in my writing, then maybe somebody out here will 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
909 If you don’t mind, Mr. Johnson, I‘be taken the initiative on a hybrid re-entry program for you. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
910 It’s okay, your 9:30 appointment is running late. 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
911 If food courts can rely on foot traffic for business, so can attorneys. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
912 I work better with an audience. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
913 After 17 years burrowed in darkness, a brood member emerges to molt and mate. 1.3760 0.05975 125 91 21 13
914 As an old prophet once said, 'If you cannot come to the office, the office will come to you.' 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
915 This sidewalk accounting isn't cutting it... think we should go back to the lemonade thing? 1.3760 0.05975 125 91 21 13
916 Let’s just call it my “soft return” to the office. 1.3759 0.04725 133 87 42 4
917 Would you like me to hold your calls? 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
918 Maybe I misunderstood CDC guidelines, but I am wearing pants. 1.3750 0.05167 120 80 35 5
919 That's right dear. The pandemic is over and you need to go to work too. 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
920 Honey, I think I need a sign. Something like, "I'm vaxed, waxed, and ready to help the taxed." 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
921 Have you forgotten what outdoor clothes are? 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
922 So, you say you’ve had this dream before? 1.3750 0.06358 112 82 18 12
923 Everyone loves the idea...they just seem reluctant to pay for it. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
924 Parent/Teacher Conferences will begin shortly. Pants are optional. 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
925 Restaurants can, why can’t I? 1.3750 0.05320 128 88 32 8
926 Step right up! Viewings for APT 2C will be commencing shortly. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
927 Your 11 am nap just canceled. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
928 Just showing off my vaccination status. 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
929 The company did say it was looking for a compromise between working at the office and working from home. 1.3738 0.05867 107 74 26 7
930 I will be home after rush hour. 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
931 Can you believe I'm more productive here than in the bedroom? 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
932 I’m not ready to make my way back to the office after this past year. But I do want to get used to people again. 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
933 Sorry,this is as close as we get to hybrid schooling. 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
934 I'm reintegrating into post-pandemic life 10 feet at a time. 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
935 I''m swamped with paperwork and will be home late. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
936 I'm sorry, B, but I'd rather have their germs than your banana bread again 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
937 I said you need to work out but I meant exercise. 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
938 Honey, bring me my mask and the framed photo of the kids. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
939 Don't make your entrance yet, I'm still gathering a crowd. 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
940 I’m slowly making my way back to the office. 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
941 Getting back to the office after all this time is hard. I’m taking it slowly. 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
942 Yes, Steven, this is what I meant by curbside learning. 1.3710 0.05181 124 84 34 6
943 Thus, my steady migration from my bed to my office has begun. 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
944 Honey, I found the perfect wifi spot for my zoom meetings. 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
945 Hey hon, the New Yorker is looking for another caption. 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
946 Build it and they will come--and go. 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
947 No, I’m not be sure if this is your back to work nightmare or mine either. 1.3707 0.06064 116 84 21 11
948 I am much more productive with the white noise, but I could do without the cicadas falling into my coffee. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
949 Andy...When I said you need to get out more this isn't what I meant! 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
950 It’s national Writer’s Block Awareness Day. 1.3704 0.06524 108 80 16 12
951 I'm Zoomed out. 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
952 The signings begin at noon, Mr. Salinger. 1.3697 0.06070 119 87 20 12
953 Most privacy I've had in over a year, really. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
954 What's the wi-fi password? 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
955 Cartoon: two firefighters looking at two fire poles "Since when did the pizza delivery guy get his own pole?” This makes no sense. People go down fire poles, not up them! 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
956 I want to try living outside of my comfort zone. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
957 Since we started the hybrid work model, sales from foot traffic has exploded! Plus I get to save our parking spot. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
958 Honey I’ve decided to embrace outdoor work culture 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
959 Hold all my calls, Miss Schaffer. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
960 I'm easing my way back into working from the office. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
961 They said you don't need a mask if you work outdoors. 1.3689 0.05359 122 84 31 7
962 I already have two bids to buy your desk! 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
963 This is the new open office concept 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
964 No more Zooming. I'm a people person. 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
965 Hi, I'm being an asshole today. 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
966 Its Okay, honey, I'm just doing some field work. 1.3681 0.05191 144 102 31 11
967 It's okay. I'm already vaccinated. 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
968 You're late for school. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
969 Location, location, location! Business is great! 1.3679 0.06334 106 77 19 10
970 Just because I have a desk job it doesn't mean I have to work inside. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
971 All the grumbling and swearing will help me transition back to the classroom. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
972 Tell him I'm still transitioning back to the office. 1.3676 0.04761 136 91 40 5
973 I had to make a quick decision on how to save this parking space! 1.3675 0.05642 117 82 27 8
974 The home office called. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
975 Done hibernating? Welcome to the Brave New World! 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
976 We’re all working from home. Yours. 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
977 Honey come inside, I promise I won’t walk naked during your Zoom meeting” 1.3672 0.05960 128 95 19 14
978 At least _you_ still get to work from home. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
979 I'm taking applications to rent out the guest room. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
980 You can come out now! Looks like all your neighbors are vaccinated. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
981 The CDC changed those guidelines, darling. These people just don't want anyone to think they are Republicans. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
982 Do you mind if I order out today? I forgot to pack a lunch. 1.3667 0.05284 120 82 32 6
983 How 'bout I just pick up dinner on my way home? 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
984 One small step for my business, one giant step away from you. 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
985 It's a long story, Mr. Van Winkle..... 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
986 All I said was, I’d like a better view. 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
987 Are we back? Yes, they are coming out of the woodwork. 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
988 Yes, some coffee’d be great 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
989 Honey, I forgot my mask 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
990 Technically, I'm not working from home. 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
991 I'm only partially vaccinated! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
992 I prefer antisocial distancing. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
993 Masks are optional now, but bathrobes are still prohibited. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
994 Morning Deb! Your mask-less 9 o’clock appointment with Mom is coming up, I rescheduled ‘all the friends you haven’t seen in a year’ to next week, it’s going to be a busy one. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
995 Hang on, honey, I’m in a meeting. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
996 I might be late. I’m in the middle of rush hour traffic.” 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
997 Your overdue book fine now totals $416.24 with interest. 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
998 You've had your shots, now get out here! 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
999 It's not a phase, mom. 1.3636 0.05282 110 74 32 4
1000 The only way for me to work from home is to steal your WiFi 1.3636 0.05122 110 73 34 3
1001 Today's lesson is about street smarts. 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
1002 The CDC says I don't have to wear a mask at the office if I'm fully vaccinated. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
1003 I opened the door and realized it was already 9:00. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
1004 When you said that I could work from home, I didn't realize it would be from YOUR home, boss! 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
1005 Wait, what do you mean that the obligation to put tables outdoor was only for restaurants and bar? 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
1006 My walk-in office 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1007 Thank god you’re up! I forgot my mask at home. 1.3629 0.05164 124 85 33 6
1008 I found a good way to work from home and still see people face to face. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
1009 I'm trying a hybrid model. 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
1010 Are you ready to re-enter the world? Clothing is strongly encouraged now. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
1011 Forget hand sanitizer. Send me some vodka! 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1012 New desk?” “Yeah, but I didn’t feel safe to let the delivery men in the house. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1013 Working al fresco today! 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
1014 Surprise! It's secretary's day! 1.3611 0.06506 108 81 15 12
1015 That's it. COVID or no COVID, my home office does not work. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
1016 How was the commute? You left your travel mug on the counter 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1017 This is a Zoom-free zone. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1018 Well, you've always told folks that your assistant lives at her desk." 1.3604 0.05975 111 80 22 9
1019 ‘Morning Jerry, your 10 o’clock moved up to 8 A.M., and Mr. Smitherspoon will be here at noon for lunch. You’re going to have to wear real clothes today. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1020 You were snoring through my Zoom call. 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
1021 It’s called working outside the home. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1022 I'm tired of working from home! 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
1023 You didn’t specify which home I may work from, boss! 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
1024 Good morning Mr. Jones. You have a 10AM zoom meeting and 1PM lunch in the kitchen. 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
1025 I'm slowly working my way back to my old office. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1026 Welcome to the new normal 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1027 It’s a step towards normalcy. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
1028 Good morning,sir. Can I get you your coffee? Here to help get back to the office one step at a time. 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
1029 Main Street is open for business 1.3590 0.06245 117 88 16 13
1030 Your 10 o'clock Zoom cancelled. Something about not being able to find his robe. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
1031 The best of both worlds: the comfort of home and the structure of work! 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
1032 My therapist told me it would be healthy if I just took my time when it comes to going back to the office, I'll be out of your way by Tuesday. 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1033 It's my hybrid workspace. Half home, half on the street. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1034 Psychiatric help 5c. The doctor is IN. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1035 Pop up work places are all the rage. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
1036 Casual Friday is tomorrow. 1.3585 0.05394 106 72 30 4
1037 Just trying to find out if there were any other Republicans in our neighborhood. 1.3583 0.06126 120 90 17 13
1038 Miss you, too. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
1039 Harry…print some more vaccination certificates 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1040 You are drawing attention to yourself standing in the doorway like that. 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
1041 Just had to get out of the house. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
1042 I miss the office. Sort of. 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
1043 It’s safe to go out, but not go into the office. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1044 Very good Todd, you’ve held the door open 4 more seconds then yesterday. Tomorrow we will shoot for 30! 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
1045 On second thought, it could've been an email. 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
1046 I feel safer transitioning back to the office more gradually. 1.3565 0.05121 115 78 33 4
1047 I’m trying out a new background for my Zoom!” 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
1048 Baby steps Bob, perhaps start with pants! 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
1049 Something is wrong. Not one of them is texting. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1050 It turns out that trying to sell your Jets season tickets is a great way of achieving social distancing! 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
1051 What? I prefer outdoor seating. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1052 This is my office with a view that I was promised. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
1053 It’s ok, the CDC says it is safe. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
1054 Well, the office won't have me and you won't have me so what else could I do?" 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
1055 I’m slowly easing out of work-from-home mode. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
1056 My wife told me I needed a new Zoom background. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
1057 I am participating in the city’s new outdoor office program. 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
1058 It's gonna take some baby steps to get back to the office. 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
1059 I’m transitioning back to the office in stages. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1060 Craig reconsidered whether he still needed his secretary outside his office door while working from home... 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
1061 Is this enough ‘personal space’ for you, Jared? 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1062 Why is my desk outside? That's your question? 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1063 They said we no longer had to work at home. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1064 If my boss calls back, tell her I said, ‘baby steps.’ 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1065 With a 5 second commute, you have no excuse for being late for work. 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1066 Honey, I'm transitioning between wfh and back to office! 1.3534 0.05231 116 80 31 5
1067 Sorry Steve, I told you I’d come back to the office, but my desk won’t fit through the door. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1068 I ran the numbers and it would be cheaper to get a door bell... 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
1069 It's a contest to see if people recognize me without my mask. 1.3529 0.06631 102 77 14 11
1070 You had better hope this is a dream. 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
1071 My mask! I swear it's like I just woke up from a nightmare, I forgot my mask! 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1072 Inching my way back to the office. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1073 These essays aren’t going to grade themselves, you know. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1074 Oh hi... we're here to sell your Brownstone 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
1075 No more virtual zoom background for me. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1076 It’s not your turn to return to society. Keep checking back 1.3525 0.05811 122 90 21 11
1077 I didn't get where I am today by sleeping late and moping around in slippers. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1078 The diapers behind me in Zoom meetings were putting off the clients. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1079 Honey, the way I see it, this way I have it all! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1080 Baby steps back to the office. 1.3520 0.04853 125 85 36 4
1081 Well you've heard of sidewalk restaurants, this is sidewalk bookkeeping. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1082 I’m staying here until you agree to an apartment with a second bedroom. 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1083 It's LESS distracting than working around the kids 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1084 It’s time to visit your closet again. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1085 Ma - I’m in sales. You can’t shoot the moose if you’re in the lodge. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1086 Corporate is calling it a hybrid open-office plan. 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1087 Working from home alfresco, Howard. And I'm wearing pajama bottoms too! 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
1088 I'm not ready yet for the full commute. 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
1089 But mom, I thought you told me if I worked from home I didn't need a mask. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1090 I'm slowly headed back to the office. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
1091 Put some clothes on; it's not casual Friday! 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1092 We’re rounding them up for herd immunity. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1093 With the nicer weather her home office became overrun with pedestrians 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1094 I’ve upgraded from a lemonade stand to a lemonade hedge fund. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1095 they mostly want to know why I haven’t been vaccinated 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1096 The closet makes me feel claustrophobic 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1097 Let's just say I needed to upgrade my Zoom background. 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
1098 I know we're working from home, but we still need to dress professionally. 1.3492 0.04823 126 86 36 4
1099 Remember we don't accept walk-ins! 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1100 Your standing desk is arriving at 11, but your existential crisis panic attack is at 9:30. You should be able to squeeze that in before your 10:15 pee-in-a-cup-while-on -a-Zoom-call break. And yes, your coffee's on the counter. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1101 I’m taking this step by step. 1.3488 0.05001 129 90 33 6
1102 So you think I've taken the working from home thing a little too far? 1.3488 0.04879 129 89 35 5
1103 I'm gradually shifting away from working at home. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1104 I'm not ready to go back to the office yet either. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1105 Home office carpet cleaning, you adapt. 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
1106 I’m just glad things are finally getting back to normal where I can work from my desk again. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1107 I'll return to normal 8 steps at a time. 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
1108 They said it was a gradual reopening so I'm easing back into it. 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
1109 I’m just working on my curb side manner 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1110 I’m sorry, Mr. Jones is back in the office today. May I take a message? 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1111 Doing fine. But I'll need some help at 5. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1112 I’m pretty sure this is exactly what my boss meant by “taking steps to return to the office.” 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1113 YOU FORGOT YOUR MASK 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
1114 You 24/7, forced me to work on the street." 1.3478 0.06814 92 69 14 9
1115 ‘’Sir, with all due respect. I’m certain that this is not what working remotely from home means.’’ 1.3478 0.06056 115 86 18 11
1116 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! 1.3475 0.05160 118 82 31 5
1117 Mr. Van Winkle, I should probably update you on a few things. 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
1118 It’s all about work-life balance. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
1119 My work/home balance is struggling 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
1120 Not sure I can make dinner. I'll have my secretary call you. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1121 Secretaries on Sidewalks at your service ma'am! 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
1122 If you want to replace me with an app, that’s ok. 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
1123 WILMA THIS IS TAKING SOCIAL DISTANCING TOO FAR! 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
1124 The CDC has recommended that we increase circulation of outdoor air as much as possible 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1125 This is not the open concept I had in mind. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1126 We're working on street smarts today. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1127 I am offering Psychiatric Help, like Lucy! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1128 Mind if I use your bathroom? I have a meeting in 5. 1.3468 0.04864 124 85 35 4
1129 Man cave or home office? Time to choose dear. 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
1130 It's "work from home," not "work in home." 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1131 The computer has a virus. 1.3465 0.04793 127 87 36 4
1132 Looks like someone didn't get the memo 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1133 The doctor is in but she's not dressed yet 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
1134 I’m plein-airing the home office this month. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1135 Did I dream that the CDC said it’s safe outside? 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1136 I've moved our home business to a place that ensures plenty foot traffic. 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
1137 I'm tired of working from home, but not quite ready for the office yet. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1138 You know that scene in Midnight Cowboy, where Dustin Hoffman shouts, 'I'm walkin' here'? Well, I'm 'workin' here'—what do you think? 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
1139 I've got plenty of room out here since nobody wants to guess whether I'm vaccinated or an anti-masker. 1.3458 0.06243 107 80 17 10
1140 I don't NEED a mask! I'm still working from home! 1.3458 0.05329 107 74 29 4
1141 I’m just too old fashioned to work from home 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1142 Just bringing my business to the public 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1143 What? You've never heard of a street librarian? 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1144 I needed a new Zoom background 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
1145 I suppose it's about time I face reality. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1146 I told them I am working from home and I am not vaccinated. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1147 The rent is cheaper out here. 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1148 I miss you, too, darling, but I think the CDC is posting new guidelines, so hopefully you’ll be able to let me back in the house soon. 1.3448 0.06135 116 88 16 12
1149 Welcome back from your coma. Please join us for 2021 Orientation. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1150 If you get dressed quickly, you can grab a corner office. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1151 Good morning, sir. Corporate sent me to make sure you were actually working from home. 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1152 Dear, I think 'work from home' is short for 'work from inside your home' 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1153 It shortens the commute. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1154 Can you please tell the cartoonist that if our house is supposed to look like a "brownstone," they really must do a little more research first (especially with regards to the three-window door) . . . 1.3438 0.06758 96 73 13 10
1155 Your 8:30 is running late. I'll put him through as soon as he calls. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1156 Give me five minutes, I'm in the middle of something. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1157 I'm never going back to EITHER one! 1.3435 0.05711 131 99 19 13
1158 You don't get street theater without street playwrights. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1159 I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.3434 0.06759 99 76 12 11
1160 With cream and sugar, but wear a mask 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1161 We identify as curbivores now, dear.” 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1162 The CDC didn't prohibit working from home. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1163 I've grown weary of the basement, mother. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1164 Now you don’t have to work from home anymore! 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
1165 That's right. Everyone but you. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1166 No, I don’t think I’m in the way. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1167 And this is called a hybrid work model. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1168 Yay, we’re vaccinated and I love my new short commute. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1169 Shut the door ! 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
1170 You chose to work remotely; I came to the office. 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
1171 They can't stop looking at my new haircut! 1.3423 0.06204 111 84 16 11
1172 Aren't you happy I'm not using your room as my office anymore? 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1173 The doctor called and said it's safe to leave your house now, Mr. Van Winkle. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1174 I'm not saying your job is easy, but I did it before you woke up. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1175 Back to the office one step at a time. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1176 It’s called “remote-remote working”, honey. It’s the new re-opening post-pandemic craze. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1177 I’ve missed getting yelled at in person, sir. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1178 All part of their gradual return-to-work plan, hon. 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1179 Your morning appointment is walking late. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1180 Al desko Al fresco All righto ? 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1181 Not surprised anymore 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1182 Yes, I decided to take the office on a field trip today, honey. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1183 ... so I figured, why not sidewalk Accounts Receivable processing?" 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1184 After your nap you have Miss Jones and then Mr. Smith. 1.3407 0.06851 91 69 13 9
1185 When you want to work from home AND have a receptionist. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1186 Didn’t you get the memo? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1187 I focus better with the white noise of the city 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1188 A cappuccino would be lovely dear, and could you bring my printing out with it 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1189 Dr. Fauci just called . He said it's safe to come out now . 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1190 Don't be shy, sir. We encourage applications from all backgrounds. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1191 ‘Oh Connie, please hold all my calls.’ 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1192 I promise I'll be quiet. Just come back inside. 1.3400 0.06547 100 76 14 10
1193 It's exactly the right time to sell sidewalk shares. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1194 Our company is supporting a hybrid work from home model 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
1195 My work life balance has stooped to a new low. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1196 It's an entry-level job, but I get to meet lots of people every day! 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1197 I’m downstairs, Honey. 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
1198 342 packages are arriving from Amazon, today. I think I'm ready. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1199 Would you like to book an appointment to enter the sidewalk? 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
1200 I'm taking our brownstone public." 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
1201 Some of the deliverables in this project are curbside. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1202 Now hiring: executive secretary for a guy who recently figured out he can just as easily work from home. Networking opportunities,great views 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1203 Your virtual assistant called in sick today. 1.3394 0.05249 109 76 29 4
1204 Someone wants to buy your pajamas 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1205 Of course it’s not your snoring, honey, I just want to work outside today. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1206 Now that I'm vaccinated I'm moving my desk a foot closer to the office every day. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1207 So far herd immunity has kept me safe 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1208 Harold, I think it’s time for you to go back to the office. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1209 Go outside they said. It will be fun they said. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1210 Bagels and coffee're on the way, sir, and the barber is booked for 8:00. Also, a consulting valet is coming around at 8:30 to help you re-learn how to tie your tie. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1211 I'm having a yard sale trying to sell that last batch of 200 masks you ordered. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1212 I don’t know what happened. We WERE filming “Mad Men”. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1213 I'm giving myself a longer commute. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1214 I'm not ready to go back to the office yet, but I'm tired of working from home. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1215 I said it's a judicious robe not the other" 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1216 Do you have an appointment? 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1217 My records show you have three days of quarantine left 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1218 hey Tommy,would you mind bringing down some coffee? 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1219 I've had the vaccine. 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1220 Your 9am is on their way sir, you should probably put pants on 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1221 I decided to take this going back to the office thing one step at a time. 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1222 The CDC says we don’t need a mask outside, so welcome to my new office. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1223 Your 9:30 is running late. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1224 It's okay...I'm starting the small business rebound! 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1225 Hi, I'm Julie from HR. Let's talk about appropriate Zoom attire. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
1226 Honey,according to my recount Trump won! 1.3365 0.06497 104 80 13 11
1227 Maybe you forgot. Today is my work-from-your-home day. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1228 It’s not the Covid, it’s the homework. They hate the homework! 1.3364 0.05133 107 74 30 3
1229 Could you move the router just a little closer to the front door? 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1230 My internet’s down, so today’s class is curbside. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1231 It helps keep the parking spot out front open. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1232 Oh crap, I’m not ready for this. 1.3363 0.06362 113 88 12 13
1233 I couldn’t connect to Zoom. 1.3362 0.05991 116 88 17 11
1234 You said I needed a better work/life balance. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1235 I think we should stay two metres apart too. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1236 I'm gradually transitioning back to the office. This time next week, I hope to be as far as the bodega. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1237 I made a deal with my boss on working from home. 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1238 This way the sidewalk is a tax write-off. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1239 Slow day so far … not a single apple! 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1240 Death and Taxes honey, Pandemic or not! 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1241 OK, bring the lemonade. 1.3333 0.07244 81 62 11 8
1242 My company said we don’t have to work from home anymore! 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1243 I’m sorry but it’s alternate side of the street book day. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1244 Don't worry, the CDC just came out with its recommendation, "No Mask for outdoor activities." 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1245 I'm working Alfresco! 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1246 Honey you were right! Without a mask, no one bothers me anymore and I can finally get my work done! 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1247 I transitioned to working from home from working at home. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1248 Be professional dear and put on some clothes. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1249 It's OK, you can come out now. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1250 If a nine year old can do it, why not me? 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1251 You can work from home, but you'll still need a secretary. 1.3333 0.04889 132 94 32 6
1252 Come down here and say that! 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1253 I’m afraid that I have to let you go... 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1254 You can leave your mask on! 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1255 HR made an accommodation because I refused to wear a mask 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1256 The commercial rent was too damn high! 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1257 The office said they'd be open to a hybrid model of work. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1258 We’re only eighty percent remote now 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1259 This is how Jeff Bezos got started. You’d better buy your stock now.” 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1260 Should I schedule your re-entrance into society for another day? 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
1261 These new talk show formats keep getting weirder 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1262 I'm telling you baby, I really think Stooping is going to catch on 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1263 Honey can't you see I am working from home? 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1264 I prefer working in open space. 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1265 I thought I'd try an open office layout. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1266 No I said I'm working ON the street. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1267 Coffee? 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1268 Don't worry. Your next appointment isn't until July. 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1269 Still no one here to see you, sir. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1270 Actually, I feel freer than ever. Zoning be damned! 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1271 I do my best work when I'm in someone's way. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1272 If anyone calls, tell them I'm back at the office. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1273 It's okay! I've been vaccinated. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1274 What? You mean home schooling is supposed to be in the kid’ s home? 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1275 My boss told me I could 'gradually' transition back to the office. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1276 The hybrid model remains a work in progress. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1277 This is more relaxing than trying to work in the living room. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1278 I guess some people really do like to take their work home with them. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1279 Working INSIDE from home sucks. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1280 I'm fully vaccinated, so I'm not working from the second bedroom any longer. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1281 Sue’s company was taking baby steps transitioning back to the office 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1282 Moving my office outside HAS increased my walk-in business! I do have to wash the dog pee off my desk frequently. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1283 Your wife called, wants to know what time you’ll be home. 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
1284 Stop playing at being President and help me make dinner. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1285 Good morning, Mr. Smith. No need to validate your parking today, am I right? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1286 New company policy, no more in-house work. 1.3295 0.05292 88 60 27 1
1287 The Doctor can't see you now .He is self isolating. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1288 Naughty time isn’t over, Marcus. Back to your corner” 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1289 No messages sir, not even from your wife. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1290 You stay there. I've got this. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1291 This is your dream ... You tell me what I'm doing here. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1292 I'm Not Sure If The Open-Office Concept Was Designed For Remote Working ! 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
1293 Yes, thank you, but with just a little cream. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1294 The boss said if I can’t get you back into the office, maybe I should bring the office to you. 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
1295 It seems lemonade is more valuable than investment advice. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1296 The kid stole my lemonade stand idea. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1297 Just let me know when you are ready to take calls. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1298 Your 9 am is here, sir. Also, what's your wifi password? 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1299 Welcome to Phase 1B of our Return-to-Work plan 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1300 The year of pajamas is over. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1301 What? I thought it would be safer to commute down to the stairs instead of all the way to work. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1302 I just thought I'd get some fresh air 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1303 They're masks for COVID dear. You slept through it. 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1304 The job description said “work from anywhere.” 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1305 I'm in the middle of transitioning from working at home to back at the office. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1306 Can you bring me my mask? I'm sensing I may be a bit out-front of the reintegration thing. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1307 It's ok honey, they're all wearing masks! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1308 It was either this or I would have had to turn my one bedroom apartment into a one office apartment. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1309 It's just that my boss said working from home hurts productivity, is all. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1310 A cup of coffee, please! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1311 Good morning, boss!" The outside of your home is a nicer remote workspace than mine. 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
1312 No need for a mask, dear. It's just a desk job. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1313 No more Zoom calls. 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
1314 I was really missing the open-plan office” 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1315 I am heading back to the office gradually. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1316 If I'm responsible for shoveling it then I consider it working from home. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1317 I need my own space ! 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1318 I’ve always wanted an office with a view. And a smell. And some noise. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1319 At least I'm pretending to work. 1.3253 0.07295 83 65 9 9
1320 Ah, Mr. Jones, are you ready to schedule your Re-entry appointment? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1321 Just because I can’t work from home anymore doesn’t mean I should go back to commuting 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1322 This wasn’t quite the work-from-home policy I was hoping for. 1.3252 0.05714 123 94 18 11
1323 Step outside my office please. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1324 The neighbors are staring at me for not wearing a mask. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1325 I’ve always preferred open plan 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1326 Should I tell him you’re in? 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1327 I’ll be gone at 3. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1328 Don't mask, don't tell 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1329 Instead of hanging out my shingle, I thought I would just hangout 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1330 Work has transitioned to hybrid mode: halfway between home and the office. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1331 Being back in the office has given me a new lease on life! 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1332 Mornin', Boss! I overheard your conversation about finally 'outsourcing' the secretarial staff and thought it was a fabulous idea! By the way, your one o'clock meeting has been moved to yesterday. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1333 Could you feed the cat and cancel my 10:00? 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1334 No, my kids haven’t gone back to school yet—why do you ask? 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
1335 It's no corner office." 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1336 This is home schooling? 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1337 Sorry, the city has designated your parking space as a pedestrian-only zone” 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1338 I figured this was safer than allowing walk-ins. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1339 The boss says that I can't work from home any longer. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1340 Get dressed, we're working outside today. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1341 I am practicing reentry! 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1342 It's been a year darling, I needed more some space. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1343 But sweetie! This is where our architect said it had to go. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1344 I'm moving out, one stoop at a time. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1345 It's free commercial real estate! 1.3226 0.04797 124 88 32 4
1346 You were right, without the sign people think it's weird. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1347 I'm moving back to my office a little more each day. I figure I'll get there by Halloween. . 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1348 The streets are my office… it’s good to be back in person 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1349 It’s called working “Plein air,” Marjorie, and if it was good enough for the French Impressionists... 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1350 Once you ignore the glares, it's actually pretty nice! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1351 would you like to set up an appointment for coming out? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1352 I'm buying back masks at 10 cents on the dollar. I'll re-sell 'em in December for full price! 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1353 Why pay for an office when there are free sidewalks? 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1354 We decided to put your home on the market, and you’ll be happy to hear we’re getting a lot of interest. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1355 Returning to in-person at the office is a process and I’m taking it step by step, block by block 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1356 It’s called a hybrid-hybrid model. 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
1357 If you would like to rejoin society, we have an appointment open for Thursday morning at 9:00. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1358 This doesn’t count as a work from home day. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1359 Honey, can you bring my mask to work? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1360 This is really increasing my street cred! 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1361 I know people are returning to the office. I'm working on it. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1362 Marge, send down my 10 o'clock appointment, push back my 11, cancel my lunch reservations, and then take a memo. It's going to be quite the day. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1363 I'm starting the "outdoor office" movement, Rachel. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1364 Where's your mask? 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1365 But I AM working from my home address..... 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1366 What’s the WiFi password, again? 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1367 „Returning to the office is more difficult for me than expected“ 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1368 I've decided to work near home. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1369 I think it was the cabbage and hard boiled eggs. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1370 I love this work at home option! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1371 Everyone’s signing the petition to keep my work desk outside 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1372 Your eight o'clock has arrived. 1.3204 0.06355 103 80 13 10
1373 Will you be taking breakfast in your office? 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1374 It's the latest thing -- anti-social distancing! 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1375 There's a call on line one and you have a nine o'clock with society. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1376 This commute is OK! 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1377 It's my way of slowly moving back to the office. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1378 You're 8am called to cancel so you can go back to bed. I'll call up when your 10am arrives. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1379 Hybrid this, hybrid that. I can't wait till the office opens up. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1380 I’ll have an egg salad on white toast, pickle, and some sweetened iced tea. Thanks, Hon. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1381 This is where I draw the line. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1382 The new trend is work from outside the home 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1383 You have ten seconds to get down here before you’re considered late 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1384 I was afraid I'd wake you . . . 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
1385 It’s June 2021. I’ll catch you up this evening. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1386 No, it's not required. They just have bad breath. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1387 Go back inside. I’ll let you know when things are back to normal. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1388 Doctor said some fresh air would be good for my health 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1389 The hookers will arrive shortly, sir. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1390 And you said I'd never get any fresh air working at home... 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1391 Do you have any extra masks up there? 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1392 Quiet, hon, I'm trying to focus. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1393 Corporate called. Your Cowboy & Indian pajamas are trending on social media, and not in a good way. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1394 We told you if you don't return to the office, the office will return to you. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1395 I think I actually prefer quarantine!! 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1396 Good morning, Honey. Today, I realized Seal was right—‘we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.’ 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
1397 Tell your son that class will begin in 20 minutes. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1398 I’m phasing my way back to the office. In two weeks, I’ll be in the lobby. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1399 They keep orderinglemonade 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1400 I guess this is not what they meant by "working from home. 1.3187 0.05386 91 64 25 2
1401 They wanna know if your quarantine is fake news? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1402 This is so much better than a standing desk. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1403 You said it would be fine to have the reception at your house. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1404 It's the new normal. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1405 What? 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1406 Honey, at 5:30, I'll need you to help me bring the desk back inside. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1407 Hi Honey, I just love working from home. Is my coffee ready? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1408 My manager said it was time to transition out of my home office. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1409 Get this, they also believe the election wasn’t rigged, man did go to the moon and the Earth isn’t flat 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
1410 Little by little does the trick. Next I'll try crossing the street! 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1411 Ready or not Mr. Barnes, the shutdown is over. 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1412 Good morning Sir, I've relocated my desk... it's simply safer to be surrounded by misinformed self-righteous mask-wearing liberals outdoors than to be surrounded by misinformed self-righteous virus-shedding conservatives indoors. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1413 Everyone’s tired of working from home, but what about HOMING FROM WORK? 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1414 Those hotshot millennials got a little too comfy working from home! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1415 Suddenly working from home is not as fun as it used to be 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1416 Mary, you’re taking this “gatekeeper” role a little too literally 1.3171 0.04663 123 87 33 3
1417 Is this where I file an extension? 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1418 Homework makes the home work. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1419 I’m transitioning back to the office block by block 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1420 We're ready for you. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1421 They're asking you to please put on a mask under your bathrobe. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1422 If I wake up and it’s still 2020, make sure I double my Ambien 1.3165 0.07328 79 62 9 8
1423 I’m working remotely - they said I could work from anywhere. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1424 Honey, what’s wrong with you? Now everyone thinks you’re a republican. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1425 I'm tired of teaching from home, but this is as close as they'll let me get to school. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1426 I started a second job on the side 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1427 No, this is not just a recurring nightmare, and yes, your final exam started 45 minutes ago. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1428 It’s great. Good view, lots of interaction with people, I can come home for lunch and I’m still working from home. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1429 If you’d payed your rent 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1430 They're not listening, Ma. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1431 Bring me a mask, please. I forgot mine and people are looking at me funny as they pass by. 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
1432 Carl, the office called to reiterate that “Work from home” doesn’t mean me working from your home. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1433 Just practicing for when the office reopens on Monday. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1434 I know corporate said we can continue to work from home. I just wanted some fresh air. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1435 I decided to go back to the office in stages. 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
1436 I’m bringing accounting to the community.” 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1437 Lemonade's "out!" Bitcoin's "out!" Cold hard cash is back! 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1438 I'm half vaccinated so I'm allowed to work near home as opposed to at home. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
1439 It's back to school night. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1440 Honey! How can I set my virtual foreground? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1441 I'm offering stock options in lemonade. 1.3143 0.06248 105 82 13 10
1442 I missed all the human interactions when I worked from home inside the house. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1443 Don't I get to decide where the principal's office is, now that schools are reopening?", 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1444 I got into working remotely. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1445 I’ll be home late-Parent/Teacher conferences until 7:30. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1446 The world is ready to see you now. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1447 Honey I’m going to be late- traffic is bad leaving work today 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1448 Your performance review does not look promising. 1.3140 0.06872 86 67 11 8
1449 The principal says we need to innovate our classes again 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1450 Workforce reentry trial basis. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1451 Baby steps, honey. Baby steps. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1452 Just tell City Hall, the sidewalk stays blocked until the school is unlocked. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1453 I figure this is a good way to ease into returning to the office! 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1454 They told me to get out more, …you know, for my mental health 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1455 I went to sleep in November 2019. Did I miss anything? 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1456 I've brought my office home 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1457 Yes, Mr. Smith, your 8:15 is running a little late.They forgot their mask at home. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1458 Honey ? Can you get me a couple of pop tarts, I'm going to be here all day giving out jaywalking tickets. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1459 Henderson called about your NFT and your 9:00 is running late but says he'll bring cappuccinos. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1460 It's okay. The dog only peed on the stuff in the Out box. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1461 When you told me I would work from home for you I imagined something else. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1462 WeWork had another idea.” 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1463 Your address is significantly better than mine. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1464 Have you an extension lead? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1465 This is as close as I’ll get to return to the office 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1466 Well, the Zoom calls might be a problem... 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1467 Are you ever gonna make your way down to the office? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1468 I moved my virtual office out of the kitchen like you asked 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1469 Ok I'll wear a mask....anyone need a loan? 1.3125 0.07247 80 63 9 8
1470 No, I'm not parked on the sidewalk. I'm work stationed. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1471 They're calling it social in-your-facing. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1472 After the divorce, this was the closest I could get to working from home. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1473 What? My boss said to take a day out of office.” 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1474 Leave the door open please. I like to appear accessible. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1475 Glad offices are mask free now! 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1476 No offense to your ducky robe, Dear. I just needed a change of scenery. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1477 Excuse me, do you work here? 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1478 zoom! send the next one in 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1479 I’ll be up in a minute after I finish the song for my Tiny Desk contest video. Do you think COVID rhymes with “souvide”? 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1480 When I said "work from home" I meant your home! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1481 Still working from home? 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1482 They never said sidewalk seating is only meant for restaurants! 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1483 Jim, where's your mask? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1484 I’m in charge of scheduling your reentry. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1485 I just need to tweak the decor. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1486 I'm as confused as you are 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1487 Your landlord said as long as I stay off the steps and don't sell lemonade, I can stay through the weekend. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1488 This is my transitional phase. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1489 I said I am sorry, stop handing out flyers that say MOVING SALE! 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1490 Your wife’s on the line, should I tell her you’re in a meeting. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1491 When I said I can work from anywhere now, I didn’t mean this! 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1492 Lose the pajamas. It's time for your 2pm appointment with the world. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1493 An Investment Advice Stand? Why not? 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
1494 What point were you making exactly when you installed a neighborhood in my office? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1495 Well, I'm sorry boss, but didn't you tell me to work from home? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1496 I gotta work late tonight. Don't delay dinner for me. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1497 I love e working remotely! 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1498 I told you I could draw a crowd, no mask. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1499 I thought we could use a little distance. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1500 Don’t mind me - I need a good zoom background 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1501 Parents wanted homeschool. Teachers the classroom. This is the schoolboard's great compromise. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1502 If it’s not my uncovered face, then what is it? 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1503 Ok, you can work from home. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1504 As the Doobie Brothers said, I'm taking it to the streets. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1505 But I'm vaccinated! 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1506 Just trying to ease into going back to the office after working from home for so long. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1507 It's an intermediate step. 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
1508 Get off my lawn! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1509 Im tired of the Home office ,.im gonna try Street Office now. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1510 Things have changed since you went to sleep two years ago 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1511 'From home' means within the property line, dear 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
1512 So much for homeschooling. They're people dear, not cicadas. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1513 The boss will be out in a moment 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1514 My boss agreed to let me work from home if I moved closer to the office. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1515 I'm still your receptionist, office or not. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1516 If you're unable to come to the office, we'll bring the office to you. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1517 I can't wait to get back into the office. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1518 I feel safer outside. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1519 Nobody else thinks it's a hoax. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1520 That’s a 75$ fine for picking up the paper unmasked and another 50$ for those awful pajamas . 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1521 According to the CDC, we no longer have to wear masks outdoors. I don't know what is wrong with these people! 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1522 I'm building up my natural immunity! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1523 I think you could make a better living selling lemonade. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1524 Waking up from a long sleep. 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1525 We have to move. I told them I would be grading on a curve. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1526 They are not buying your vaccine-free B&B 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1527 I call it WFYH - Work From Your Home. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1528 I'm going back to work....a little at a time. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1529 I think I found balance in working from home and in the office. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1530 Does this count as working from home? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1531 Growing up Roger did not go the way of a lemonade stand. He is now of course a hedge fund manager. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1532 Morning Jen, I’m just not a fan of that Zoom meeting thingy, so I thought it was easier if we do this face to face…don’t forget your all-staff meeting is in 5 minute 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
1533 This is how going back to normal slowly looks like 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1534 I've got a lovely floral pattern mask to go with that robe. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1535 This isn't Zoom. You need to put on clothes before you teach outdoors. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1536 I can't. I just can't. I can't spend another second in there with you! 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1537 I'm paying your rent. That's what! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1538 HQ Thought you needed help working from home, but when I found out you weren't vaccinated, I set up shop here...Holler if you need me.... 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1539 I have been holding a lottery to see when you would get out of the apartment. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1540 I missed you at the office. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1541 OK THEN! If you don’t want to go back to the office I’m taking it to you. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1542 See honey, I told you the brownstone would serve as a good zoom backdrop. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1543 See, working outdoors is safer than returning to the office and I don’t have to get a vaccine! 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1544 I'm afraid to go back in; can you bring me my mask? 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1545 Of course you can still tell them 'I gave at the office'! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1546 Well aren’t those fancy for a Friday! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1547 It started about a year ago... 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1548 When you become a karen the world is your courtroom 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1549 A couple people commented you've given new meaning to the term "front desk." 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1550 I think all of this is just masking your real issues. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1551 They want you to put on your mask now!!! 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1552 Baby steps, Michael 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1553 I can because I am vaccinated. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1554 Hey hon, I’m slowly working my way back to the office. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1555 Welcome back to the real world, Mr. Smith! You have some messages... 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1556 I thought if I worked from home I could go maskless. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1557 Close the door loser. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1558 Outdoor Workspace 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1559 At least I'm not 6-feet under. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1560 The commute is only 48 seconds! 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1561 You have 12,000 messages. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1562 We're still in talks for how remote my work will be 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1563 The foot traffice between the bathroom & kitchen just wasn't high enough. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1564 Now remember you’ve got that meeting with fresh air after lunch, please wear pants. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1565 Hold my zooms 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1566 So far, it's 2 to 1 in favor of me starting a lemonade stand. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1567 Not now, honey. My boss is coming. 1.3039 0.04784 102 72 29 1
1568 It's your ten o'clock parade passing you by. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1569 I booked it through Airbnb's new company AirHomeOffice." 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1570 Life in the big city. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1571 Let's restart with a little math: How many steps to school? 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1572 Honey, could you grab my mask? People are starting to stare. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1573 I'm not worried about Covid. The desk won't fit through the door. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1574 Mother, please! I'm trying to teach school! 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1575 While you're at it, what about a Danish? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1576 Because I had my second shot this morning 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1577 As long as I’m behind a desk I’m not out. If you bring me coffee you’re not out either. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1578 Just you wait until they ask me about my Zoom background. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1579 The early bird gets the parking space. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1580 They said this was the best way to start weaning off working from home. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1581 Shh, they think I’m legit. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1582 You requested a Porta-Secretary? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1583 Honey, I don’t think this is what they meant when they said that you can’t work from home any longer. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1584 Mum, could you please bring me my mask. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1585 When I told my boss I wanted to work remotely, she said I had a desk at the office, and she expected me to use it. 1.3026 0.07260 76 60 9 7
1586 A 10-year-old said he was gonna kick my ass. 1.3026 0.07260 76 60 9 7
1587 Do I have to use the tree, or can I come inside for my breaks? 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1588 I get more work done out here instead of watching you parade around in your PJs all day. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1589 No Sweetie, I double-checked and it's definitely part of my employment agreement. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1590 Thinking outside the box 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1591 So far, so good. Pants are optional. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1592 Can you bring me a coffee? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1593 The company says if you're not going back to the office, I've got to come here. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1594 I didn't take this job to make friends. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1595 I'm in a ten-step program to transition me back to working at the office. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1596 'It's my new 'man on the street' segment' 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1597 The office has adopted a hybrid model. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1598 When you said you'll be back in your corner office come hell or high water, I wasn't expecting this 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1599 Let's take this offline. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1600 Martha! The office doesn't open until ten." 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1601 They say they don't like lemonade. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1602 I'm working remotely. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1603 We're all safe as long as I'm the only one without a mask. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1604 Oh, dear! You are supposed to wear mask, not musk when you work out of home. 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
1605 Honey,this is only a test of my going to work skills. 1.3012 0.07013 83 66 9 8
1606 I am taking reservations for SEE-IN Grandma only 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1607 Connie, hold my calls. I’m taking a sick day. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1608 Don't forget your 'How I Spent My Pandemic Year' essay. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1609 Just like riding a bicycle. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1610 My company is taking steps toward going back to the office! 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1611 Time to get dressed, Your first appointment is parking their car. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1612 Which one of you called Turbotax? 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1613 I'm expanding my workspace bubble. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1614 Would you please close the door, I'm getting a claustrophobia draft! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1615 Your Dogecoin rebounded. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1616 Not now, honey--I've got back-to-back meetings! 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1617 This way, I don't have to wear a mask! 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1618 Your 10 o'clock is running late 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1619 Maybe I should also consider working from home. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1620 What are you all looking at? I’m vaccinated. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1621 I was tired of working from home so I decided to work from yours. Your first appointment canceled and there’s cake in my car for Barb’s birthday 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1622 Close to door please. I am working! 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1623 If you feel more comfortable wearing your PJs out, that’s socially acceptable now. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1624 Plein air dining, curbside pick-up. — I’m just trying to get with the program! 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1625 Do I have to put real pants on? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1626 Don’t worry, the standing desk should be here next week 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1627 The office was clear that I can no longer work from my home. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1628 I might be late for dinner ... it’s always pretty hectic down here after a holiday 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1629 Open door policy 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1630 The doctor is in... pajamas. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1631 Get dressed. The boss will see you down the block in 30 minutes. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1632 This week we have a hybrid work schedule. 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
1633 I'm easing my way out of working from home by working NEAR home. 1.2981 0.04710 104 74 29 1
1634 I was wrong about a new location ending my writer's block. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1635 Now that I don't have to wear a mask outside I thought "Why not work outside too?" 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1636 I'm staying here until I finish my novel about parallel parking 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1637 You know what they say, Honey, "Start your day on the right footpath." 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1638 The underpaid, gig-economy delivery person is almost here with your breakfast! 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1639 Just a reminder Mr. Smith. Your Zoom meeting starts in fifteen minutes. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1640 Tomorrow, I hope to make it to the corner. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1641 I think this is what we did before. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1642 I’m done with working from home and this way the commute is short. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1643 Honey, what's my WIFI password, again? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1644 I wanted to remember what working among others felt like. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1645 What are you Canadian? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1646 I find I get a lot more foot traffic down here. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1647 Honey, I'll give you my special signature under the covers. 1.2973 0.07385 74 59 8 7
1648 You're not the only one who needs some space! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1649 see, honey? i told you freelance work wouldn’t fit the lemonade stand business model 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1650 What? I’m keeping proper distance; the desk is 6 ft long. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1651 You promised no more bean burrito for breakfast 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1652 WiFi’s out 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1653 I was hoping this time it was fake news... 1.2967 0.05062 91 65 25 1
1654 When they ask, I like to tell my clients I'm not working from home. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1655 I need distraction to concentrate. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1656 I'm your first appointment. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1657 They said I could work from home! 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1658 Moving towards herd immunity, dear. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1659 Everyone.. step into my office 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1660 No, it's not your snoring. It's just more quieter around here 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1661 Honey, I don’t think this is what they meant by ‘a gradual transition back to the office.’ 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1662 Alternate side of the street classes. We’ll be moving by 11 AM. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1663 I've lost my mind 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1664 Boss, no phone calls yet. Would you like a cup of coffee? 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1665 You should have renewed the office lease. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1666 Yes, they get it, dear. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1667 Would YOU like to refinance? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1668 Guys, I'm trying to film the TurboTax spot. Can we get some quiet on set 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1669 Well, everyone seems willing to work around your precious schedule Jerry. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1670 I'm getting a lot of feedback on my interpersonal skills! 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1671 Honey, I finally get to do some taxes! 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1672 Stan quickly realized he misunderstood the concept of “hybrid workplace”. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1673 Babe, I forgot my mask. It’s on the bookshelf next to my first edition of “Misery 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1674 What? I am working outside of the home. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1675 If I’m working from home, I need a bigger window. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1676 Taxes al fresco. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1677 You really can't beat the ventilation...you should risk it. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1678 When Johnny failed to participate in remote learning, Ms. Williams, the world's most dedicated teacher, brought the classroom to Johnny. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1679 Nobody’s interested in upgrading their resume. Roll out the hotdog cart. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1680 Pandemic or no, it’s sidewalk, not side-work. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1681 Go back to bed sir - it’s all just a bad dream 1.2949 0.07093 78 62 9 7
1682 Say goodbye to meetings in pajamas. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1683 My boss said I can't work from home anymore. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1684 Now, that's what I call home-schooling! 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1685 get back in there mr clinton, no one wants to see your penis today 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1686 Your eight o'clock should pass by soon. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1687 Hi, I’m here to answer your ad for a personal secretary. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1688 Hey, son! Just in time for your book signing. remember you definitely saw Jesus 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1689 I'm trying to transition away from telecomuting gradually. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1690 Given the option, I much prefer to work outside the home. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1691 Sidewalk seating is now allowed, and I'm eating at my desk. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1692 Hey Rip Von Wrinkle, you have a call on line 2 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1693 Ready to be home schooled? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1694 Mildred, curbside temps. No calls yet, sir. Shall I Uber in your coffee? 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1695 It is so great to have the restrictions eased. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1696 How many secretaries get plenty of fresh air? Of course I don't mind you working from home. Plus, I don't need a window in my office anymore. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1697 Honey, did I sleep work again?" 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1698 Here goes the neighborhood. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1699 -See, nothing to be afraid 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1700 I decided this is currently a safer distance for both of us 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1701 Could ya be a doll and fetch me a paperweight? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1702 This is as far as I daren’t go 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1703 Honey, if your getting complaints from the neighbors, explain im working from home and hang up! 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1704 Could you bring my mask? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1705 Notice! 1968 teacher model available, curbside pickup. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1706 Curbside pick up, line 3. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
1707 The hell is a WeWork? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1708 The new hybrid work model 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1709 Have a seat. I’ll be right with you. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1710 Write 100 times : The Mayor says I should now go to school. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1711 I decided to give this sovereign citizenship thing a try. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1712 There wasn't room inside, so I'm isolating out here until my test results come back 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1713 Just think, honey, people in the future will know exactly when this comic was drawn. Look at all the masks! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1714 Technically it's not working from home when you're fifteen feet away from it. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1715 I believe I was transported here by a time warp. If you’re cooking breakfast, I’ll have some pancakes thank you. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1716 Good morning Mr. Nelson. Bob is on line 6; he wants to know if it’s still just upper management that will continue working from home. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1717 Everyone’s got Zoom fatigue, so we’re streaming via Ring cameras to freshen things up. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1718 I decided to work from home today but I surely missed your help with my desk 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1719 Vaccine! Vaccine anyone! Free for the price of none! 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1720 Forward all my messages to the office...or just stick 'em on the fridge." 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1721 The internet's down. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1722 Good morning! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1723 The kids were bothering me. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1724 It recreates my office environment. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1725 In my defense, your wifi is unsecured and blazingly fast. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1726 The cat was distracting me. 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1727 Save yourself...worry about the teachers and students last. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1728 That what you get with a grandmother superintend. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1729 No, sir. A mask is not required, but you still need to put on outside clothes. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1730 Are people staring because I'm maskless, they're jealous of my 8 step commute, or are they wondering if this desk is a free stoop find? 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1731 Good Morning Boss. I have another stack of messages from corporate reminding you again your house arrest ended on 3/11/20. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
1732 Cancel all my meetings. I’m taking off today 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1733 No sales yet but a few looky-loos. Thanks for encouraging me to show people my poetry. I love you. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1734 It’s a COVID thriller. I’m calling it, “Maskless in Manhattan”. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1735 I don't know if it's because you work from home, or nobody wants a colonoscopy on the lower east side Dr. Louve. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1736 Sir, you think you'll be moving back to the office soon? 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
1737 I'll be in soon. Just making sure everyone's wearing a mask. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1738 Your fly is open 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1739 These are the people who are going to start wearing a mask now that Fauci says we don't have to anymore!" 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1740 Judge Callahan wants to move your lunch meeting out by 30 minutes. And your wife is on line 2. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1741 If little Susie from next door can sell lemonade from her stoop, then I should be allowed to lawyer from ours! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1742 All you said was "Out of the house"! 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1743 Next week I'll move to the corner. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1744 Remember when clouds were fun? 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
1745 We're reopening the sidewalk. You can come out! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1746 It's fine, I've got my Out Of Office turned on! 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
1747 Just getting some fresh air 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
1748 I prefer sidewalk talk to water cooler chat. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1749 Sure feels good to be back to normal. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1750 I think I finally proved this theorem! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1751 What? You went short on PPE? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1752 The boss said get creative persuading you to get vaccinated and come back to work. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1753 I read your New Yonker. Nothing in it. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1754 Your 9 a.m. with the world is here. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1755 Cabin Fever forced me to do it. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1756 It’s fine Mom. I’m vaccinated! 1.2895 0.07210 76 61 8 7
1757 My therapist says this is the best way to prepare to return to the office. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1758 Hybrid is the new normal. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1759 No worries. Your nine o’clock cancelled. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1760 Shut the door. You're making everyone nervous! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1761 Get me a coffee from the break room. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1762 If anyone asks, I'm a lawyer." 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1763 It's a home office that still gives me access to people. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1764 I'm going to need more lemonade! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1765 Honey, can you bring me the noise cancelling headphones? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1766 Heads up, you have a 10:30 AM appointment. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1767 The office receptionist still takes working from home very serious 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1768 You’ve heard of ‘streateries’? Well, I’m the first ‘workunderthetrees-tery’. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1769 Since you refuse to go back to the office, the office is coming to you. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1770 I might have to come home to get my mask. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1771 I'm not quite ready to go back to the office full time. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1772 I'm transitioning back to the office - ten feet per day. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1773 Welcome to your new hybrid work environment. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1774 Should I push your 9am meeting back to the L train? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1775 When I said you needed to get outside the house this isn’t what I meant! 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1776 It emerges. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1777 We're getting closer to going back to the office. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1778 I’m beginning to think open air office was better in thought than practice. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1779 We’re transitioning back to the office,Sal. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1780 It's part of the green new deal they said 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
1781 I’d keep that robe on. This might be another “no underwear” dream. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1782 Working in front of the home feels more liberating. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1783 Im ok, thank you! im trying out work ‘Al fresco’— it’s all the rage 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1784 I knew that lemonade stand twelve steps programme when I was six would stand me in good stead. Look at me now, prime office space! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1785 I'm still working remotely, aren't I? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1786 I’ve scheduled your re-entry in society appointment. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1787 You told me to GO to work! 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1788 Sorry about the road work. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1789 It’s throwback Thursday. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1790 You told me I could use your stoop to do a little business. I hope you don't mind the desk? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1791 Because our work-from-home policy ended today. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1792 Sorry! but I’m still figuring out a way between work from home and back into the office 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1793 We told you: if you don't come to work, work will come to you 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1794 By all means, WFH, sir. I'm here if you need me. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1795 Sir, you most definitely said 'In person right after Memorial Day,' not Labor Day. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1796 They're right! I'm immune if I'm outside! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1797 Everyone keeps telling me to "Zoom!" but I'm staying put! 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1798 I’m going back to work in baby steps. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1799 I'd rather be selling lemonade! 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1800 Your self-motivational speech starts in fifteen minutes. Remember to wear a mask. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1801 In my head, it’s a Tiny Desk Concert. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1802 You’ve had three calls this morning, and the sales meeting is in 20 minutes. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1803 Don't worry sir, it's exactly 6 feet from here to your door! 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1804 I am taking it a few steps at a time. So, I started with ours. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1805 I represent the agency casting the new normal. Change out of your PJs to sign up. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1806 I'm calling it a "Wall Streetery" - you know, like the dining streetery, but for wealth management 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1807 I still love you, Mom. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1808 Guess what? Running a help desk is much more lucrative than a lemonade stand. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1809 It's my gradual post-COVID transition, okay? Will the phone reach all the way out here? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1810 As your attorney, I figured that closer proximity might reduce your billable hours. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1811 Made it to the front door today, I see! 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1812 Hold my calls until I’m out of my PJ’s! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1813 I'm transitioning back to the office...slowly 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1814 Working remotely or remotely working? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1815 It's actually safest to be outside now. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1816 You told me to come in early 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1817 I TOLD you that my resume would say, “Works outside the home. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1818 Why good afternoon Mr. Mumford! The Upper West Side is currently doing a study on sleep patterns that breed indolence. Care to join us?" 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1819 No one's interested... you may have to clean your own house. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1820 Sold my Zoom stock. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1821 This open office thing is going to far. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1822 I'm staying away from home and office until the herd has immunity. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1823 It's called 'customer engagement,' and I got the idea from pop-up ads." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1824 Yes, you're right; our place it too small to keep socially distant. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1825 I’m not discussing this with you until you get dressed. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1826 Sir,I am your firm's receptionist. I cannot Work From Home. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1827 Maybe you should try selling lemonade instead. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1828 This still qualifies as work from home 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1829 Turns out I should've signed a prenup. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1830 Sorry Starbucks was packed. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1831 You can go back to bed for three more months. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1832 Look, honey, I just need some space alone today, to think. You go back to bed and do whatever you do in those pyjamas. Love you. Don't slam the door. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1833 I was working at my desk when I accidentally clicked the google maps street view. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1834 I think it’s time for us to go back to the office now... 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1835 2021: work.without.borders 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1836 And this has been a look at the new normal . 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1837 My company is requiring a 14-day office purgatory before returning back to work. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1838 Office with a view! - I couldn’t afford this before COVID 1.2857 0.07126 77 62 8 7
1839 Honey, are you coming back home for lunch? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1840 Sir, the CDC has officially declared it embarrassing to work from home. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1841 I just miss eating lunch at my desk, also being outside, and seeing people, but I don’t want to go back to the office. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1842 What do you mean I need a mask? I’m in my ‘home’ office. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1843 We're doing a slow-move back into the office 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1844 Got it. You're cancelling your two o'clock appointment with the Outside. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1845 We need to address officelessness as well. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1846 Oh hi Bob. They’re still figuring out our return to office plans, but your 9am will be here soon. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1847 I miss rush hour. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1848 So, my son said, since I’ve been working from home, I don’t get out enough. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1849 I'm technically not working from home 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1850 We're trying to get away from virtual teaching. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1851 Don't worry, the jammies aren't an issue. But we do require you reach the sidewalk. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1852 Not completely completely ready to return to the office,but getting closer 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1853 Mask? I'm a work-at-home Republican civil servant. I don't need no stinkin' mask!!! 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1854 I always dreamed of having a just-around-the-corner office! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1855 I've decided to go back to working at the office. In stages. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1856 We'll see who looks ridiculous when you miss the next UFO flyover. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1857 So Johnny, the school is transitioning you from home schooling, to sidewalk schooling... next week you go to street schooling to block schooling....by this fall you should be at playground schooling...., etc! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1858 I don't have timefor lunch, dear. I'll just grab a sandwich at my desk. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1859 I'm studying herd impunity." 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1860 I’ve changed my career path. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
1861 It's work from your home! 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1862 I need my printer too. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1863 We see your shadow. Six more weeks. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1864 Good news! It’s a Communist plot. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
1865 I'm branching out. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1866 No, you cannot come out. You have the number 54 Smith Street variant and you must remain in quarantine for the next 6 months. 1.2836 0.07610 67 54 7 6
1867 They’re ready for you, Mrs. Hutchinson. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1868 Please cancel all my meetings for today, I'll need some privacy here 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1869 Oh hi boss! Got tired of working remotely! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1870 Working from Curbside 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1871 This can't be a surprise. I said you were loud on your work calls. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1872 No one seems to mind; no rain is forecast; and no birds above. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1873 Now we work from your home. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1874 We’re switching to on-curb teaching for the rest of the year. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1875 'F' for the mask compliance, 'D' for the hair, 'C-' for the robe, and 'F' for the slippers. Go back and try again. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1876 I'm working from home, and for the last time, I'm not wearing a mask, Lilly... DEAL WITH IT! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1877 Nope, your quarantine isn’t over yet, Karen. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1878 Honey! Are you sure i need no mask in my open-concept home-office? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1879 I’m sorry, but I can’t let you out without a reservation 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1880 Jane, I’m trying to keep my work life, family life and social life in balance here. A little help please! 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1881 Your Mom said you needed to learn street smarts. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1882 I feel like I'm getting close to going back to the office. 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
1883 I’ll place you in the ‘vaccinated, but unable to trust’ group. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1884 It's not all pedestrian, but it does seem to be bureaucratic. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1885 I started writing an email,but this seemed more efficient. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1886 What's the forecast for the week? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1887 Hey mister sorry i brought your desk outside i think 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1888 A latte would be perfect, thanks. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1889 Some people can recognize a Green Certificate opportunity when they see one . .. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1890 Fyi this isn’t the open concept I had in mind. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1891 I'm just following CDC guidance. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1892 Come outside. Everyone's doing it. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
1893 Send the kids out dear, it's time they got some 'street smarts'. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1894 It’s a Demi-commute, darling. More importantly, I always wanted to do something that would embarrass you in front of the neighbors 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1895 I'm really looking forward to getting back to the office 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1896 It's okay, c'mon out. Remember? It's casual Friday. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1897 My husband’s driving me crazy, so I’m working remotely from your home. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1898 Honey, will you bring me coffee? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1899 Good morning, Sir. Shall I hold your calls until you're fully awake? 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1900 Sorry honey, I was missing all the office distraction 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1901 I might be in my underwear but it's not weird if you only look at the top half. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1902 I'm easing my way back to working at the office full time a little step at a time. 1.2805 0.07000 82 67 7 8
1903 Guess what I forgot? 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1904 Time to switch back to the lemonade, ma. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1905 First stage in a stepwise return to my office. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1906 You didn't say I couldn't work from YOUR home. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1907 If you had given me an intercom like I requested you wouldn't have missed your 9:00. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1908 Honey, can you bring the laptop out? The folks across the street have FiOS. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1909 I needed to put on some real clothes. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1910 Corporate is researching a new hybrid work from stoop model. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1911 People are so covid safe these days so I moved business outdoors. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1912 I’m stooping to a new low. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1913 Good morning, would you like to join The Anti-Face Mask League? 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
1914 Your nine o'clock is running fifteen minutes late." 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1915 Get dressed. You’re late forwork. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1916 New to the neighborhood? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1917 Quick, have Junior make a sign: 'No masks required at this home office'. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1918 You can consider this my official notice Mr. Collyer. I've located another position which will allow me to work remotely. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1919 I thought we agreed I should try the hybrid model? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1920 Pay your overdue library book fines here! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1921 They told me, 'If Bob can't come to the office, then bring the office to Bob!'" 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1922 I zoomed over for our 9am, like you asked! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1923 Oh, I'm not vaccinated, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn® last night. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1924 If you've got a second, we can make it a corner office. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1925 Please step into my office and let me know who will I be fighting with today? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1926 ‘It’s the next best thing to home schooling.” 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1927 can I come out now? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1928 Alice dear, would you please bring me some more paperwork? I'm simply far too productive in the open air! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1929 Brian, I thought I told you I wasn't using the funny virtual background today. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1930 This is anti-social distancing. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1931 Apparently, I'm blocking the recovery. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1932 Here are your messages since you’ve been checked out. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1933 Good morning Carol, we are understaffed and we need you. No one wants to go back to work. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1934 Toll sidewalk. It's a new thing! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1935 Brace yourself, Rip. A few things have changed since you fell asleep. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1936 So many car warranties about to expire, so little time... 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1937 Your landlord booked a 3:30 conference on the stoop. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1938 If you seriously cut back on the beans! 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1939 I'm with the NYPD. We're allowed to do this. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1940 They suggested we transition back to the office at our own pace. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1941 Don’t worry, I’m just transitioning from working at home. Next week I’ll be back in the office. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1942 I’m not looking forward to the flight back home. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1943 Working from street is better, you should try it. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1944 Honey, ready for a break? I made eggs 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1945 Morning neighbor! I am officially fully vaccinated, so I can finally start working outside my home 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1946 Hi, I'm your PA. I assume you met the bathroom attendant. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1947 I am working from home outdoor! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1948 Just checking to see if my vaccine is working. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1949 I imagined this would be more of a two-way street. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1950 Why is everyone out here wearing a mask? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1951 I'm trying out 'working from sidewalk' as a transition back to the office. So far it seems to be generating some good attention. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1952 I need my privacy too. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1953 Sidewalk Sales 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
1954 I’ve been using your sidewalk as my office for months now- this is just the first day you’ve come out. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1955 they said I could pick any corner office 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1956 Looks like I overslept. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1957 Little by little, sweetheart! 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1958 You’re scheduled to have coffee at 7 and go to the bathroom at 7:20. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1959 Sure ... Just a cup. Black with one lump, please! 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1960 My boss said that work from home is over. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1961 Today's choice is lemonade, or a late-filed tax return. One-stop shopping for the whole family! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1962 Honey, I’m home! 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1963 You wanted me to wear pants, dear, this is the only way. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1964 I forget. Are we immunized or anti-vaxxers? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1965 Miss Haversham, please have the dog walker wait in reception on arrival 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1966 You may come out of your hideout... the world has arrived!! 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1967 I bought a desk 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1968 Put on some cloths and bring your desk out. The amount of foot traffic is amazing. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1969 I want to start getting back down to the office again now that I'm vaccinated, but I'm gonna work my way up to it. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1970 Your car was towed two months ago. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1971 I would never bring work home... 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1972 I'll show that little Cindy for making fun of my lemonade business model. I already have pre-orders as we speak. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1973 Oh, hi there, do you have an appointment to see the real world again? It's reopening now, with vaccines, people and everything." 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1974 After working from home all year, I’m making a gradual return to the office. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1975 Everyone is paying to see the last remaining quarantined man in New York. C'mon out and I'll give you your cut! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1976 They said if I was outdoors I wouldn’t have to wear a mask. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1977 back to work in baby steps, post pandemic 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
1978 Now that I’m vaccinated, I’m a few steps closer to going back into work! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1979 Bill, I'm tired of you flouting the office dress code. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1980 I really enjoyed your analysis of “Far From the Maddening Crowd”. Do you want to come out here and discuss it with the crowd? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1981 THIS COULD BE HEAVEN OR THIS COULD BE HELL. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1982 Don't worry! I'll leave the hybrid office space to be home by 5... 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1983 We are six steps apart 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
1984 Mornin', Boss. Su casa, mi casa! 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1985 Can you please wake me, darling? I'm having that crazy covid anxiety dream again. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1986 Don't tell me the printer jammed again. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1987 I'm transitioning back to my office. I've made it half a block so far. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1988 Listen,if this were a cop car or a pile of trash,you wouldn’t think twice 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1989 I guess the days of a suit jacket and shorts for video conference calls are over 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1990 Don't get uptight, dear. I'm just trying to be pretentious. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1991 They said we could work anywhere. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1992 It’s the first time I’m early at the office 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1993 Your 9am is in-person so you’ll need to put some pants on 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1994 It's a book signing for the one I wrote during the lock-down. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1995 Gesundheit 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1996 Post it under #socialsmartworking 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
1997 Do you want me to keep holding your stray cat visits? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1998 They said I had to leave my home, this is far enough. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1999 The office is only doing half-capacity, so I found a spot in the outdoor seating. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2000 Okay, okay. I'll put my mask on. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2001 I'm afraid it wasn't a bad dream after all. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2002 This was a capital idea. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2003 Your calendar had today blocked off." 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2004 I’m working from home in the great outdoors. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2005 Honey I’ve put a robe on you can continue your zoom meeting inside 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2006 Hey kid, welcome to the school of life. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2007 Finally awake? We’ll start at March of 2020. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2008 We're transitioning back to in-person teaching. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2009 I'm not ready to go back to full normal so I'm doing it gradually! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2010 Take your time getting dressed. Sales are strong. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2011 Now that I’m working from home, I needed a sidewalk hustle 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2012 To do my best work at home I need a little distraction. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2013 It's alright, ma'am. I don't mind coming into the office early. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2014 Honey get back inside everyone is going to think you’re running for president making a stand like that 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2015 We're having a work "offsite" today 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2016 It's called exposure therapy; we'll start here and move a little closer every day until we're back in the office 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2017 Attendance is up now that Zoom lectures are offline, outdoor, and partially vaccinated. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2018 I will be right here, as long as you continue to work from home. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2019 Hey honey, now that I'm working from home, I have more time to spend with our friends and neighbors. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2020 I'm easing back into it. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2021 Can you check your closet… I mean the stock room for a size 12? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2022 We changed a few things while you were inside. 1.2727 0.05109 77 56 21 0
2023 What's not funny? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2024 The whole world is my office! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2025 I'm just as confused as you are. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2026 No more Zoom-- and I can expand my business to include lemonade! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2027 It's as close to the classroom as I'm willing to go right now. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2028 Technically, we are a restaurant now 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2029 Its easier this way, and... makes sense. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2030 We should see other people. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2031 Sick days aren’t what they used to be. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2032 Mr. Van Winkle, isn’t it? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2033 Isn't this better than going home for lunch? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2034 It’s my close-up study of human trafficking. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2035 I could care less about the home office deduction. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2036 Good morning, Ms. Johnson your 9 o' clock ZOOM is ready for you 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2037 Can you please close the door, sir 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2038 My anti-masker campaign at least keeps them off our part of the block. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2039 See. I'm real. I have mass! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2040 Well, welcome to the day, Mr. Sleepy McSleepface! 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2041 Can’t quite get away from the convenience of working at home. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2042 Alice, hold my calls. I’m going back to bed. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2043 Janet, it’s not personal but this is my happy place. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2044 I'm Gina, your company-assigned Home Officer for today - first I'll need you to confirm you are working and doing so from home. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2045 Honey, I think you’ve brought your work home with you again. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2046 You're the one who asked me to stop bringing my work home. 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
2047 Little by little, the restrictions are being eased. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2048 It’s ok to step out if you want to be cataloged, judged and ridiculed. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2049 Work from home...don't work from home. Why not a little of both? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2050 Honey, you're embarrassing me at the office." 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2051 The dialogue writes itself! 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2052 Only one message, the neighbor called to complain about the dog barking again. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2053 The majority of votes still say that I should work from home. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2054 I’m away with my desk today 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
2055 Hey, I thought I was the only one doing No-Mask Monday! 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2056 Would you like fries with that? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2057 Good Morning! I'm your new boss. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2058 Dan, your next meeting is 2:30 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2059 I finally decided to go "non remote" 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2060 First step towards going back to the office. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2061 Good morning, I'm the block captain for the WYM(wear your mask 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2062 It worked for the restaurants, why not actuaries? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2063 Anything is better than working in there with the kids 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2064 Does this still count as working from home? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2065 Just a baby step to stop working from home! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2066 My writer's block is cured, but I might be coming down with something else. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2067 It was me. I rang the doorbell. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2068 I know. Isn't it great? Somebody just put it out at the curb! You were in the shower, so ... 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
2069 I think the virus is coming from inside the house. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2070 Honey, we might have the ugliest door in New York. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
2071 Transitioning from home to the office is a process. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2072 I couldn't take not being in the presence of people. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2073 The end of end times is nigh… 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2074 Home got stuffy. I thought I'd try 'outdoor working.' 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2075 I was really missing the traffic by my desk at the office. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2076 For the love of God, put some pants on! 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2077 Jeff, are you certain this is what they meant by a hybrid work environment? 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2078 Honey, this is not what IPO means 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2079 I am being extra careful honey, working from home AND outdoors has to be safe! 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2080 Hey Bill, working remotely is a breath of fresh air. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2081 ‘I am selling tickets to the museum of covid home horrors, you might never see it again’ 1.2703 0.07526 74 62 4 8
2082 You might have taken that last step before getting back to the office a bit too literally… 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2083 It’s like VR, but you don’t need goggles. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2084 Hi! I'm the new preschool teacher! 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2085 Gertrude, to do this job right, I'm going to need a phone. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2086 I'm prepping myself to be around people, again. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2087 It's the busiest desk job I've ever had. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2088 Well of course! What makes you think this discussion ISN'T confidential? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2089 These are our new neighbors. I am registering them to vote. They moved here from Arizona, Georgia, and Pennsylvania. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2090 I’m giving up “working from home “gradually 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2091 Throw down an apple for the teacher. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2092 Masks are optional, pants are not 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2093 Should I get a cup of tea after this cup of tea? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2094 I have maximized for wifi and sunlight in this spot. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2095 Your ten o'clock is here! 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2096 My boss said we can't telework from home anymore. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2097 Good morning! We're gradually transitioning back to working in the office. Don't worry, I'll be down at the corner tomorrow. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2098 I'm deciding between remote and commuting. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2099 Restaurants did it. So why not screenwriters? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2100 I'm not ready for a full return to the office yet. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2101 Apparently, cable TV is not working west of here. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2102 Bring me some snacks to sell so I can claim I am a restaurant. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2103 Good morning Frank! We have a busy day today. Your 10 o'clock just moved to 9:30 and the afternoon is pretty much back to back. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2104 Should I push your 2pm people watching to 3? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2105 I'm achooing. They're eschewing. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2106 This is the new hybrid office concept........ 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2107 Each week on our program, of course, we choose some theme..." NPR budget cuts are having unforseen consequences 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2108 Do I have to put on “real clothes?” 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2109 Thanks for your patience. Everybody will see you now. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2110 I told you I’m not ready to go all the way back to work. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2111 The word on the street is that you need fluffy slippers. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2112 I am slowly acclimating to the idea of returning to work at the office. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2113 You won’t believe how long you’ve been asleep. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2114 I am okay with the stay safe secretary on the sidewalk thing, but please get out of your pajamas if you are coming down to talk to me! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2115 It feels so good to be easing back into a full return to the office! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2116 It's the latest open-concept work-from-home office. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2117 The party’s over, Mrs. Poe! 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2118 Shoes. Socks. Pants. Shirt. Steps down. Steps up. Zoom! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2119 You have a Zoom conference at ten in the basement. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2120 Can't hear me? Read my lips for a change. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2121 So *you’re* our insider? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2122 Vaccinated 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2123 I just want to work in peace goddamit! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2124 Make your own damn coffee this morning, I'm done working from the living room. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2125 Yes sir, this hyrbid back to work model is working splendidly! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2126 They said the new policy was a work from home hybrid! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2127 Until you get the vaccine, this is how you're going to take dictation. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2128 It technically counts as working from home. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2129 Tell my boss, I won’t work remotely, but I won’t commute either. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2130 Just for a few more weeks until I’m back at the office. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2131 It's called 'WFS' - Work From Stoop 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2132 I’m at work hun 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2133 Cubicle, schmubicle. 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
2134 Even accountants miss the childhood thrill of the lemonade stand. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2135 Hey go fuck yourself lady. I’m setting up my office where the ventilation allows me to doff the mask. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2136 Your first client is in the Waiting Room. Should I let them in? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2137 Sorry, honey, but you snore louder than the cicadas. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
2138 It’s my satellite office to my home office. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2139 Please stop distracting me, dear. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2140 Yeah ma, most of the complaints are about you . . . and me. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2141 That’s one small step before my return to the office. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2142 We have been too close for way too long. " 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2143 Could you bring down the 'Detour Men Working' sign? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2144 If work calls, tell them that I'm transitioning back to being at the office--it should take a couple of weeks 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2145 A new normal: Let’s start the day off right, shall we? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2146 Free COVID vaccine or test? 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2147 Doge here! Get yer Dogecoin here! Crypto, folks, hot and fresh off the blockchain! Just 50 cents! Wait, 48 cents. Now 32 cents. 28 cents. Shit, nevermind. 1.2667 0.08188 60 50 4 6
2148 When you said I could work from home indefinitely, I didn’t think you meant YOUR home. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2149 They keep saying the return to normal will be gradual. I can't just go from working at home to working at the office at the flip of a switch! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2150 No Honey, I am not working from home today. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2151 you have three appointments in your home office today, sir 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2152 I know Mom, but Mr. Riley said to transition slowly back to the office. 1.2658 0.05002 79 58 21 0
2153 Everyone loves a street performer 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2154 Home? Office? Home office? I couldn’t decide. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2155 I just needed a better-looking Zoom background for man-on-street interviews. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2156 Our School’s website is being held by ransomware so I’m distributing test results in situ. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2157 If he sees his shadow, it’s six more weeks of winter. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2158 Don’t worry, I have a permit. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2159 Im sorry, I see my shadow. Try again in six weeks. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2160 When you’re still working from home but you no longer enjoy you’re “coworkers”. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2161 Your Little Free Library got staff funding - keep your voice down, please. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2162 You said you wanted to work from home. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2163 I've checked with the CDC and your Astrologist and they agree, it's safe for you to come out now. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2164 I'm totally in the zone! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2165 Remember us off-line teachers? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2166 'Cause the windows don't open. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2167 Hi honey! Told my boss working from home doesn't mean I've neglected my people skills! 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2168 How long have I been sleeping? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2169 Half-steps. At least try half-steps. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2170 You were right, Ma! Curbside pick-up does work for CPA's! 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2171 Apples accepted 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2172 Hi honey, I moved my desk to the street for patio season. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2173 Oh never mind . . . I thought you were selling Girl Scout cookies. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2174 First casualty of the Work-from-Home eviction notice program. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2175 I'm working from home. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2176 Darling,I am just ventilating the office 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2177 You can go back to your sleep Mr. Anderson, I will let you know when Covid is over 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2178 My cabin fever is gone! Zoom now? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2179 Working from home has its perks. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2180 Please go back to sleep dear. This is a rehearsal for your upcoming "The New Normal Nightmare". 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2181 No problems with the first shot, so I'm transitioning via a half-vaxxed office environment while I wait for the second. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2182 Thank you for ordering UberDeets tax filing. Don’t worry, I’m fully vaccinated. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2183 I think I will stick to work from home. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2184 It's a jolly good day for working out. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2185 Ah, you must be wifi password "newpassword1". 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2186 If you're socialized enough for the day, come back in. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2187 No,more like Mitch McConnell,I think 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2188 Start eating without me, honey -- I'm working till sunset. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2189 You said “Make something of yourself, get a bigger office with a view.” 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2190 Are you interested in selling your house? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2191 Most successful businesses are disruptors. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2192 Not WeWork, MeWork 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2193 If you want to come out, honey, you need to change out of your p j's 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2194 As your secretary, this seemed like an adequate social distance, as you work from home. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2195 What distressed her the most was not the Ponzi scheme he was running, but that he still insisted on working from home. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2196 No more jammies please!! 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
2197 They said I had to stop working for home. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2198 I found the citation honey: "I.R.C. § 999(S). Sidework ...you can take the home office deduction only if you use the sidewalk exclusively for work." 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2199 This is the first step before working from the office again. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2200 He has not seen his shadow, I say again he has not seen his shadow! The lock down is over. Summer can begin. We think. Who knows, just be careful... 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2201 This no mask toll is working way better than the lemonade stand. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2202 Thanks for taking your views outside. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2203 Yes, Mr. Smith, I'm so happy "we" still get to work from home. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2204 I want everyone to see that doing your own taxes is safe, too. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2205 youve got to hussel diffrently on the street. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2206 Don't act all innocent, Mr. Best Wifi in Brooklyn! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2207 I’m more inspired to work this way 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2208 When you said we would be “working remotely” this wasn’t what I had in mind 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2209 oh no no no... I am going back to bed! 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2210 I call it hybrid work. 1.2626 0.04671 99 74 24 1
2211 Want to join me? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2212 When returning to life after COVID, he was most definitely a toe dipper. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2213 My employer adopted an open-concept work-remote policy. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2214 Morning, Liz! My company starts Phase 3 of our Return To Work Plan today! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2215 Just one call--WeWork wants to discuss an option. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2216 No mask required. They're social distancing. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2217 Cancel my WeWork membership 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2218 I'm hotspot desking. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2219 No, I don’t sell lottery tickets. And I’m vaccinated. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2220 I'm taking baby steps in my transition back to the office from working at home" 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2221 Word on the street is…Buy! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2222 It’s not you, it’s me. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2223 Oh,good morning! I got a new desk! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2224 I won't tell you again, no one is allowed behind the desk! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2225 I think they’re really just worried I’ll try to collect their rent if I recognize them. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2226 I'm notarizing vaccination booklets for the neighborhood. They are giving me a handclap at 4 pm! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2227 The guidance was clear, honey, you don't need a mask while working from home. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2228 This is the last of the stimulus checks; tomorrow we open an artisanal lemonade stand. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2229 I'll be back in once you learn to chew with your mouth closed. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2230 I know New York apartments are small, but this takes teleworking and social distancing to a whole new level. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2231 I’m really tired of home office, but I’m not ready to go back to the office yet. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
2232 I just said I'd rather study in the school of life, and they put me here. 1.2603 0.07306 73 61 5 7
2233 You're right. Working remotely has its benefits 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2234 Our books have street cred! Get your library cards ready! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2235 We ask that you still wear a mask when coming in to work. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2236 It's ok the distance zoom proves we are working from home 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2237 I thought I’d ease back into the office. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2238 I'm reintegrating into the workforce 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2239 Thirty ONE percent over list! 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2240 OK. But fully masked, please! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2241 Sir, you should get an appointment in advance 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2242 You may come out now! 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2243 Hold all my calls, I’m gonna go back to bed. 1.2603 0.07306 73 61 5 7
2244 I told you I was going out to the office today. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2245 Isn't it funny that so many people feel they still need masks? 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2246 This neighborhood is the first to offer curbside service." 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2247 Major breakthrough, ironically our new boss lives only a few blocks away, he should be here in about five minutes. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2248 Who's needs a mask? I'm working at my home office. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2249 Can you believe someone just left this desk here? 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2250 Amazon really delivered on revamping home schooling. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2251 I thought it could improve our walk-up sales. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2252 Bernice gives new meaning to the term ‘open office’. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2253 No job offers yet son. But I'm on it. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2254 Well what do you know? I guess I do get more work done outside! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2255 Fix your own damned breakfast! 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2256 Honey, you were right. Now that it’s warm again, outside is like a whole other room! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2257 Sorry Steve. I’m out of office 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2258 My company told me to start working 20% remotely 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2259 Your self-help book “ Be Authentic” just seems wrong if I keep forging your signature! 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
2260 If you have a moment, I'd love a cup of coffee and twenty-five children. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2261 Yes sir, so far the total is masks 88%, no masks 5% and don't give a shit 7% 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2262 Since you evicted me I've had to work from home-less. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2263 Two calls so far and don't forget your Zoom meeting at 10 Mr Snodgrass 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2264 Not yet. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2265 It's safe to come out of the house now. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2266 I asked you to rearrange my schedule... 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2267 I wasn't expecting this when they said they would send a personal assistant. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2268 There’s fresh coffee in the break room! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2269 It's a new concept. We call it School Homing. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2270 I’m bringing the law to the people 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2271 Mr. Smith I thought this would be a easy transition from work from home to work from office with the covid restrictions about to be lifted. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2272 The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2273 After three weeks here I’ll be ready to go back into the office. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2274 Your 8 o'clock meeting is here. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2275 They sent my office desk to improve my work from home. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2276 This is the last day I will work out of the home, ever! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2277 Honey, could you get me my mask please? I want to get back with real people to work. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2278 Hello, I see you’re here to check in for The Return to Normal. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2279 The CDC said we could go out, but we couldn't go in 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2280 Apparently my privacy shield isn’t enough. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
2281 How long ago did we get our vaccines? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2282 ‘I told you I’d find a walk-around’ 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2283 Yes, I moved the office outside. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2284 What do you mean my career is getting in the way? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2285 I blame the pandemic for blending work with my outside life. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2286 Hey honey . . . I got to the office late because of traffic, so I might miss dinner tonight. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2287 Would you like to start earlier to avoid traffic? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2288 Not quite yet, Mr Epstein. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2289 You know, “Going Back to the Office” doesn’t have to include paying rent. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2290 We've adopted an open office layout. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2291 Put on your face-pants, Karl! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2292 The cleaners called. Your Zoom pajamas will be delivered by noon. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2293 This isn't quite what I had in mind when the job posting said I had to work from home!" 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2294 I’m just taking a poll on whether people feel unsafe around those who don’t wear a mask. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2295 Hey, I'm working towards Herd Immunity and keeping my job at the same time! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2296 Shall I bring you coffee now sir? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2297 You can go back inside boss. I told everybody you are in a meeting 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2298 Hurry Mrs. Jara, you're late to "how to live outside 101" 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2299 I don't have to mask at my home office. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2300 Johnson was it you who didn't curb their dog? Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2301 'Honey, I've told you not to call me when I'm at the office.' 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2302 As soon as kids will be done with online learning, make sure they have pen and paper ready and we can switch desks 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2303 It’s not safe until you get your booster. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2304 Did you find out what that smell was in the kitchen? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2305 I'll be in a moment. I'm running out of vaccine lottery tickets. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2306 Yes dear, I'm inching my way to hybrid teaching. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2307 You know I like to start my day with Fresh Air 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2308 That tie doesn't match your pajamas! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2309 Are we still counting idiot adults? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2310 This is my approach to hot girl summer. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2311 Hey Susan! Yes, the joke is already done and the caption is superfluous! 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2312 Did I say office? I meant to say sidewalk. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2313 Hello I work for Mary Kay. Do you need a giant ass desk? I really want that car. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2314 claiming a spot post rent moratorium 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2315 Maybe you should reconsider inviting her to the office. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2316 I’ll come late today. It is very busy day. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
2317 Please tell these nice people my only agenda is getting out of the house. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2318 Get inside, ma, before the Governor gets you! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2319 HONEY, I told you! You can’t keep visiting me at the office.” “I’M GETTING THE MAIL, LISA! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2320 Of course you can come out, my dear! It's safe now, just don't forget to put your mask on dear. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2321 „Finally, I have a job position with a lot of human interacton“ 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2322 See, honey? I told you this would be a hotspot 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2323 The world will see you now, Mr. Smith 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2324 I've been called back to the office. 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
2325 No business yet, mom, everyone thinks I'm a Republican. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2326 Your desire to control everything in the outside world seems to be working out. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2327 I'm working from stoop. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2328 I am taking advantage of being fully vaccinated. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2329 I just couldn’t concentrate in there. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2330 Your mother called. Can you do lunch at noon? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2331 HERMIT-21 shots will roll out by summer 2022, at the earliest. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2332 Will you pay your employees 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2333 Would you bring me the Scarabino file? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2334 Your 10 o'clock is on line three. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2335 These people have been hunting you. They wear a mask to hide their shame,their guilt,their future remorse. I am recording their names, for history will remember them as heroes. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2336 I'm taking it step by step moving away from working from home. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2337 Working remotely is not working out for me. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2338 I can't come to breakfast now. I'm checking to make sure all these people wearing masks haven't been vaccinated. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2339 Honey, are you positive I still need to work remotely?" 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2340 Welcome back, the plague is no longer all the rage. It's COVID-21 now. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2341 Rare sighting of the woman who has not left her house since March, 2020. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2342 I don’t know Gayle, let me sleep on it and circle back to you 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2343 Mr. Jones, I'm not sure this kind of work-from-home model is very efficient. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2344 I feel like I'm on camera all of the time! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2345 No, it's okay. I'm just fine out here Governor Cuomo. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2346 Honey, that’s not what they mean of saying gradually going back to the office 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2347 I know you are but what am I? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2348 The company purchased this portion of the sidewalk to offer work from home flexibility. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2349 I am getting signatures on a petition to make you wear a mask 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2350 Workspace undefined 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2351 Why pay rent 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2352 Kicking me out doesn’t mean I’ll stop working from home. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2353 WeWork went bankrupt. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2354 How long have I been asleep? Masks are in now? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2355 It’s not working at home, I swear! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2356 They almost let me work from home today. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2357 I may be vaccinated, but that doesn't mean I want to stop working from home! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2358 I'm ready for in person working, but I'm not ready to commute. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2359 No, appointments for you , yet 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2360 Your 9:30 has yet to arrive 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2361 Roughly 42% believe that pajamas will prevent the spread of the virus. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2362 Good morning Doctor. The "We Must Still Wear Masks" group is here for their therapy. 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
2363 I think I should set up a lemonade stand as a side hustle." 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2364 I think we’ve really taken the home office concept to a new level! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2365 ‘It’s a completely open plan and inclusive work space..’ 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2366 After a careful review of the survey results, they decided we should all suffer equally. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2367 When the temp agency said 'work from your home' I thought they meant... oh, never mind. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2368 I can't work from home anymore! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2369 I got tired of a bookcase as my Zoom background. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2370 Judge Judy had to start somewhere. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2371 Your ex-wife hired me to organize your life. Like this. Do you realize how much you are spending on cable? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2372 Can you watch my stuff while I use your bathroom? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2373 I sold all the toilet paper and we’re down to the last 20 jars of peanut butter. Once I sell these sandwiches, you’ll finally have enough room in your office to bring the desk back inside! 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
2374 I needed fresh air. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2375 I got tired of working from home 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2376 Working from your home is the only place I can fit the desk. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2377 It's a transition. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2378 I'm taking this show on the road. Okay, sidewalk. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2379 It's a phased return. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2380 Hold my calls. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2381 I'll be back in the office in a month 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2382 If it’s not a problem, could I work from home tomorrow? 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
2383 Just saving a perking place. In case we get a car. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2384 I’ll be doing some field work today honey, but I’ll be home in time for lunch 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2385 Roll call is a serious business 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2386 Let me know if the dog misses me. I know he has separation anxiety. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2387 I think you may have misunderstood the directions... 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2388 I'm supposed to be working from home. No one said it had to be MY home. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2389 I'm going back to the office very gradually. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2390 Is it safe to move back inside yet? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2391 Its a new concept called "curbside learning"... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2392 Paul's assistant urges him to join the crowd on the road to "de-mask-us". 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2393 Sure, you can help me. Cream, no sugar, please, as long as you’re offering. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2394 I decided to join a WeStreet space 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2395 An office with a view" New York, 202 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2396 Someday you'll be a better husband. Someday this COVID will be over. Someday this comic will make no sense. But until then, I'm working out here. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2397 Your E.D. meds are ready for pick up sir...or they can be mailed discreetly. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2398 You're calling in sick, mother? Who will cover the phones? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2399 A state of undress 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2400 Yes, I AM an extrovert-in-the-times-of-COVID, thank you for asking. This is my home office. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2401 Step right up, get your forged vaccine cards here! 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2402 The big recess is over Robert; bring your school books. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2403 This isn’t what they meant when they said you no longer have to work from home anymore. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2404 Remember, you have an appointment with your p-r-o-c-t-o-l-o-g-i-s-t at eleven. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2405 Hello I'm from the IRS, please don't avoid me like the plague 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2406 You didn't want a mess in the house. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2407 It’s a compromise but I’m happy with it. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2408 Finally, I have come to you for the overdue books. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2409 Yes Mrs Walker, I will deduct the 45 minutes I used your WiFi from your Schedule C. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2410 Welcome to the new normal, enjoy your stay! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2411 When the world DOESN'T provide you with lemons, but with information, you create an information desk. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2412 We DID curb bureaucracy. We brought it to your curbside. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2413 Its been 14 months. Can you please let me teach you to zoom? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2414 Yes, you are asleep and dreaming, young Tony Fauci, but study hard and someday you can make all of this come true. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2415 I’m never going inside again. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2416 Honey, I don’t think this was in the new CDC guidelines...is that the coffee machine across the street? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2417 They said working remotely is the new normal. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2418 As mayor I promise to work on this city’s infrastructure. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2419 Let's expand this to lemonade. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2420 Yep, it's a dumb scenario, but I need a paycheck... 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2421 Tickets to “Home Alone” aren’t selling well 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2422 Sylvia, now that things are returning to normal, please go back to telling people that I'm at a lunch meeting. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2423 You're right, things aren't the same anymore. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2424 Yes boss, I'm ready to go back to the office. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2425 Sorry, Madame Tussaud, no one seems interested in your museum. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2426 No, Mr. Hughes, the world hasn't ended yet. Should I notify you when it does? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2427 Does anyone speak French 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2428 The early bird leads the firm! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2429 Why don't you get dressed and come down and help me celebrate VACCINATION FREEDOM? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2430 I told you I didn’t need to work from home after the second shot! 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2431 It’s our new work model.... Working in front of home. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2432 But the home-based office deduction is incredible! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2433 You're right! This 'Bring the School to Where the People Are' campaign is really picking up steam. Thanks! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2434 I don't need a mask when at my desk. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2435 I decided to work from home, too. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2436 This is how we’re going to begin your transition back to the office. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2437 Class is outside today 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2438 Told you the house had an open reception 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2439 Sir, I can see that your 10 o'clock just walked down the stairs next door. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2440 It's okay sir. Nobody will come within six feet of you in that outfit. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2441 They lifted the mask rule, so I went back to work 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2442 No. I haven't taken the open office concept too far. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2443 When I said “School was out for the summer,” I meant it. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2444 My book is called “How I learned to stop worrying and love the virus.” 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2445 ET - call home! 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2446 You creditors would like a word, Sweetie . . . 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2447 You realize you've just doubled your commute 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2448 It's getting harder to ignore telemarketers. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2449 I decided to move my home office outside. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2450 I’m your new secretary; you have a ten o'clock, a three o’clock and the boss is on line two.” 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2451 You told me to draw a line between work and home. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2452 I’m not ready to commute THAT far.” or “They promised me an office with a view. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2453 Honey, I'm not sure this is what they meant with a step-by-step transition 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2454 Hey honey, could you get my mask? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2455 They said I needed to be kicked to the curb if I continued to work from home. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2456 Barbara! Can you please go buy some milk on your coffee break? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2457 ‘I m heeere Darlingson; didn’t wanna wake you.’ 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2458 Honey, this is that Scandinavian working style I read about. Remember? I told you? Wildendesk? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2459 Missing drive by shooting (random tasks) in the office, let’s work from home on the curb (edge) 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2460 You don't have to wear a mask if fully vaccinated. However, pants are still strongly suggested, especially with school out. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2461 Tom dear, IRS said this doesn’t qualify as an office deduction because they “just aren’t feeling it” 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2462 It's a consulting stand 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2463 Actually Harold, working around a million strangers is much less annoying than working around one of you. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2464 My boss is taking social distancing to an extreme. He said “the city is our office” 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2465 The way I see it, fresh air shouldn’t ever be seen as an inconvenience 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2466 Honey, my meeting is over. You can bring your desk in" #wf 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2467 Do you mind? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2468 Mr. Jones called. He needs to reschedule his 11am. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2469 I finally got that transfer! 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
2470 2 fries and a coke, shaken, not stirred. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2471 It's my office desk. I'm transitioning from work at home. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2472 Think of it like an open floor plan. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2473 Your “I can’t wait to hang out when we’re both vaccinated” appointment are here! Shall I send them up? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2474 We need lemonade not scotch on the rocks! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2475 At least I'm not double parked. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2476 The Doctor will see you, now. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2477 Honey, your garlic nuts has allowed me to sell extra face masks. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2478 Shhhhhh!!!! I’m trying to sleep in here. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2479 Be there in a minute,The Parking Space bookings have been brisk. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2480 Karen - I'm working remotely without a mask, as you instructed. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2481 Honey, we're not wearing pajamas anymore. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2482 I feel like this is bit much for social distancing. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2483 Vaccine passports to come inside to see your collection of Yankee mint baseball cards is not going so well. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2484 Thought I'd up the ante on our neighborhood's Little Free Library given the foot traffic. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2485 I’m selling masks 3 for a dollar 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2486 The lemonade stand really took off 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2487 How else am I supposed to work from home but also listen to the CDC advice? 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2488 Babe, no one's buying my poetry. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2489 Oh come on honey, let me in! I'm supposed to work from home. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2490 So far,no one has signed-up to safely visit with you. Apparently, you’re not that popular 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2491 Dr. Dickson your first patient arrives at nine. Spitspot! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2492 Oh, good morning Mr. Williams. Since you still refuse to come in, corporate decided to bring your office to you... 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2493 Happy Fourth of July, 2020! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2494 Today is in person not Zoom, please dress and join the class. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2495 Thank goodness, because "nude descending a staircase" is already taken. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2496 It’s a process, come on down. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2497 It's like a zoom out here. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2498 Do you have a detour sign or chalk, handy? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2499 I switched homerooms. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2500 If you are going to home-school him, we may as well do it right! 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2501 Mom, we're still waiting for our first volunteer to drink the Lysol." 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2502 I'm taking baby steps in order to return to the office 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2503 I record Deep Thoughts 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2504 Welcome back to the office Mr. Nonessential 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2505 When freedom is the scariest thing in the block 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2506 I’m working remotely now if you need me 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2507 Honey, you’re blocking the doorway again! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2508 The school of hard knocks doesn’t do remote learning 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2509 I asked to be taken to 2050, why did this stupid time machine bring me back to 2021? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2510 I reached my goal towards normalcy honey. Call the office and the movers. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2511 Yes, put on your mask, I’m taking reservations for rejoining outdoor activities. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2512 Just who is that unmasked man. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2513 Honey you were right, this thesis on the spotlight effect is practically writing itself. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2514 This working from home thing will be just fine, as long as it doesn't rain. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2515 Mom, thanks for getting me this awesome voter survey gig. Your boss wants me to get real numbers this go-round, with no fancy statistical b.s.!" 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2516 Are we back to normal? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2517 Honey, I’m in my open office hours now 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2518 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2519 Grandma you can come out now without your mask on since you got fully vaccinated ! No worries ! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2520 They're signing up for a tour of your bedroom 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2521 Everything is fine Ethyl, I’m exposing myself to micro amounts of the COVID virus instead of getting vaccinated. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2522 Would you care to sign this petition protesting your smelly garbage, dear? 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2523 I can't do another Zoom meeting and I don't want to go back into the office, so this is the best compromise I can do. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2524 This motherfucker... 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2525 Our house is too crowded. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2526 It's about out and about. You can join the crowd, it appears. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2527 what? you said you couldn't handle seeing me 24/7 anymore 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2528 It’s quiet out here 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2529 Just testing the most recent CDC guidlines 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2530 Yes, our date is over. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2531 NO SOCIETY CAN LAST THAT DOES NOT HOLD PUBLIC OFFICIALS ACCOUNTABLE. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2532 Management thought a gradual transition back to the office would be best. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2533 Sir, I’m complying with all CDC guidelines and I have a permit to work here. Now who needs a lawyer?” 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2534 Recording a new Zoom background. It will take a minute. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2535 Finish your coffee and get dressed, there’s plenty of time to discuss your child’s grades. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2536 Working from home has stooped to a new low 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2537 Remote control 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2538 Making accounting firms more transparent 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2539 Honey, I’m *working from* home! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2540 Next week, across the street. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2541 It's ok, I turned on my "out of office". 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2542 It's Airbnb's new door-to-door service. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2543 Can I interest you in a will 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2544 "You're right mom, selling The Big Lie is easier than lemonade." 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2545 I’m having trouble with this draft. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2546 Baby steps, Bob. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2547 Honey, would you get me a cup of coffee please. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2548 Honey, I thought you were going back to work today? "I forgot how to get there!" 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2549 I’m the future of work 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2550 Hmm. I'm beginning to see a pattern. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2551 And what's the Wi-Fi password? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2552 Welcome back! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2553 It's a gradual transition from home back to the office. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2554 I refuse to go back to the Dark at the Top of the Stairs! 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2555 Come on down Joey. Today's YOUR day for home-schooling! 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
2556 I know you say it didn’t bother you to have me working from home, but I always felt like I was in your way. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2557 Now what stage of the pandemic are we calling this? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2558 Mr Smith, I’ve arranged your in-house staff meeting to begin at 9am. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2559 You need to sign here that you are inherently aware of the risks of daily life. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2560 I can only hold all your calls for so long...the world is moving on Sir! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2561 I decided to work remotely today. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2562 Yes, you’re fully vaccinated, but your car registration has expired—and three of your library books are overdue. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
2563 Harold realizes Maude's interpretation of his remark, "Baby steps back to the office..." was concrete. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
2564 We don’t ever really use this room. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2565 Outdoor seating rules now apply to home offices. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2566 Please distance your gazes 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2567 I think it's working 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2568 I call it "People's Court: al fresco" 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2569 This is one way to save a parking space for my husband later today. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2570 Why are all of these people wearing masks? They look ridiculous. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2571 Mom, please stop calling me Sweetie! 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2572 Your last email just bounced and hit an Uber on East 78th. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2573 It's not really working, hon. Only the dogs are stopping...to pee on the desk. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2574 Sir, I know we got rid of the office during the pandemic, but the weather forecast says it's supposed to rain later. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2575 Go get dressed...we can leave the house to work! 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2576 But what if I don’t want to come out yet? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2577 Curb appeals are just as time consuming as those you are doing virtually. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2578 Don't be confused, this is all part of my new Zoom backdrop." 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2579 I am here to offer CDC guidance and I'm surverying everyone to see what they think first. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2580 Ma'am, the virus affects Section 8 as well. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2581 Covid has changed the commute for so many of us. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2582 I am gradually getting ready to go back to the office. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2583 It's a compromise! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2584 Working outdoor 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2585 I’m needing a breath of fresh air for my cabin fever from working from home. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2586 This is the most efficient way to determine who will park here next. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2587 It’s workspace non-binary. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2588 I made a hostile takeover of the lemonade stand. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2589 Any new word from the CDC? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2590 It's spring now, you can come out of hibernation. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2591 Working from home isn’t all that different. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2592 Think work-from-home and outdoor dining and then put them together. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2593 I said we needed to talk. Don't make this any harder than it already is. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2594 Helen double checks she heard him correctly after her boss asks if she can move today’s 2 o’clock meeting… to 2022. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2595 I heard someone mention a hybrid work schedule. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2596 Your new Zoom background is very realistic. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2597 Good morning! I’m from the Department of Obstruction! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2598 It’s the hybrid work from home model! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2599 I told you I didn't need a sign. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2600 My place is a disaster, can I work from home here? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2601 Haven’t you heard? Everyone needs an outside hustle. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
2602 Oh, i had a early meeting and didn't want to wake you" t 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2603 Life goes on , the world continues on its ups and downs 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2604 People can take any step to dodge housework these days. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2605 Vaccination Check Point 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
2606 Evidently they're looking for a masked ball! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2607 I'll push your 9:30 to 10 Mr cantmakeitintotheoffice 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2608 I don't feel ready to go to the office. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2609 Now that you're awoke, are we welcoming walk-ins? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2610 The mayor said open streets are good for small businesses, so is it my fault he didn't specify what kind of business? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2611 There's no getting around it, foot traffic is way up! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2612 That’s not what we meant by hybrid working 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2613 I've been promoted from hall monitor to census taker. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2614 Mr. de Blasio, it wasn't a dream! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2615 There's no wifi, but I can work remotely and keep a social distance from you. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2616 Oh just wanted some quiet honey 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2617 Sorry, I couldn't work from my home anymore 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2618 Oh, why worry about me? I'm vaccinated." 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2619 I'm taking the big leap! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2620 They said work outside meet new people. I tried my best to meet them in the middle 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2621 Well, you told me to kerb my work ethic. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2622 Who knew all those extra vaccine cards would come in handy? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2623 Not a mandate, your morning breath smells like dog pee. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2624 You said you wanted to sleep late, and I've gotten so much done. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2625 I "Hi, I'm his secretary; he still has too much anxiety to step out of his apartment 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2626 Our office is doing a flex work from home/work from someone else’s home schedule. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2627 It’s your turn to move the car 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2628 Am I doing this right? Is this what working outside the home means? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2629 It’s a stage in my reentry. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2630 For a back office support,you are very unsupportive. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2631 Put your mask on Lucy, don’t you know you’re in the city? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2632 Oh, good morning Honey! I 've got your new home office all set up and ready to roll. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2633 Just Covid screening. Why? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2634 Mingle with the flock or stay in your retreat. Pretty simple! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2635 It's from Doctors without borders. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2636 Came to support my staff since you're working so hard from home. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2637 It's a petition to end sidewalk clutter. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2638 Waiting to rejoin society until the hype dies down. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2639 After being excited to finally re-join society, I've remembered how good quarantine is for my introversion. Till next time, World. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2640 Your co-op approved the WeWork acquisition. Free coffee and refreshments are in 1A. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2641 All artists live inches from the gutter. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2642 Yeah? I'm selling exactly as many poems as I did WITH a mask! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2643 I thought I'd work from your home, too. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2644 Dear Sir! My name is Mask Less and I am here to defend your rights! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2645 I told them that you're not seeing anyone until your second cup of coffee. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2646 Yes I am going back to the office but I need to take baby steps. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2647 Darling, put some clothes on and join the fray. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2648 Morty...be a dear and bring me down my laptop...I need to set my email 'out of office 'reply! Just a minute Gladys my love...I need to shower, get dressed, have breakfast and disable my zoom meme 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2649 This is what divorce looks like. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2650 I needed something a little more open plan. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2651 Good news, I just received a 10/10 on Room Rater! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2652 I thought I would use a real background for my zoom meeting today 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2653 Mom, what are you doing outside? I can work better if I have fresh air. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2654 Hey! Have you guys heard of this new covid thing? Sounds pretty scary! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2655 Honey, I just cant take being cooped up anymore.... Im doing our taxes 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2656 The foot traffic in my new office is already up 100 fold! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2657 I don't love it, but my WeWork membership doesn't expire for another month and this is the only location they have left. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2658 I think it’s working honey, nobody is noticing the spy next to the tree 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2659 I'm telling them the meeting is Republicans only. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2660 It was 20-1 against you emerging in PJ's. Someone's made a killing! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2661 But, fresh air is healthy! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2662 For tax purposes your home office needs to be inside 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2663 I promise I’ll be in for breakfast after I make my first million. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2664 You can come out now, can't you see they're all muzzled. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2665 Well, since you ignored all the overdue notices, the Board decided to open a Pop Up Library Branch. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2666 Is this a pandemic or am I waking up from a nightmare? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2667 The guy with the dog, said he'd be back if you showed a little leg. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2668 I don't have to wear a mask as long as I'm working at a branch office. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2669 HR told me it's good to move around from time to time, but clients want me glued to my desk. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2670 This is my new covid-safe office 😮 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2671 Lois, can you move the router to the front hall again? My zoom call keeps dropping 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2672 You’ve been so productive working from home, the whole office is going to join you! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2673 I am feeling the togetherness of the city going back to work while I am still working from home! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2674 Or, maybe not? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2675 Pajamas and/or bathrobe are fine, but you will still need a mask to come down here. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2676 Good morning dear. I'm working from home this week and didn't want to wake you. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2677 Oh for heavens sakes, your questions are costing me a tenth of an hour! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2678 You don’t wanna come back to the office fine, but this is my normal so let’s get to work. It’s 10am for goodness sake. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2679 Karen! Finally I got an outdoor job. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2680 Please fill in the stoop from front to back. We will get started as soon as students from all floors arrive. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2681 You were right Ms .Polansky, The New Yorker will not recognize a good caption even when it hits it in the eye. 1.2375 0.06945 80 69 3 8
2682 It's great to interact with fellow New Yorkers again. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2683 ‘I am selling future rights to a glass of lemonade .’ 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2684 I’m finding I work more efficiently as your receptionist when I’m a few feet outside your door. Also, you have a call on line one 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2685 I’m taking things slow. This month I’m WFS “working from stoop” and next month, WFOL “working from office lobby.” 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2686 If I keep this up I’ll be back in the office by next spring 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2687 When I said “it’s time for you to go back to the office” this isn’t what I meant 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
2688 You still in the running for that promotion Barb?"... "Oh yes Mary...I'm streets ahead of my colleagues 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2689 They told me I needed to get out of my office and among the people! 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2690 I don’t need to wear a mask if I’m working from home. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2691 I’m here whenever you’d like to schedule your exit from the city. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2692 There doesn't seem to be cold brew on tap at this WeWork. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2693 That's it. Ease back into it, Mr. Bennet. You've got this. One slipper in front of the other. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2694 The CDC said that if he sees his shadow we get 6 more weeks of mask wearing. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2695 Ugh, not people again... 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2696 The moving company said they will be back at 5 to bring it back in, don't worry. My therapist suggested I take this back-to-work thing slowly. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2697 Pinch yourself all you want, but it won't make you wake up from this. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2698 " I didnt get any wet cement footprints: feel stupid about the stuck legs now." 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2699 The 10:30 mob is here to see you 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2700 Do as I say, not as I do" has always been the underlying rule of law 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2701 My boss said I couldn't work from home anymore 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2702 Go back to sleep. Nothing to see here. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2703 Hey Bill, Zoom upgrade disabled my virtual background so this is my workaround. What do you think? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2704 What? Did we survive the pandemic? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2705 I'm the accountant to the streets now, Barbara 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2706 So, I see you took working from home to the next level, huh? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2707 I need vitamin D atleast. Can you pass my face mask? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2708 I'm still working from home but I'm on the outside now. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2709 I belong to the streets. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2710 You’re unmasked! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2711 Hey, I just needed some fresh air to work on amendments to mask mandates—so that it includes children and dogs. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2712 Vaxxed and unmasked. Free hugs are back! 1.2353