Contest #757


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757

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Don’t worry, it’s just a front.”
  2. “I think the weather’s turning on us.”
  3. “Apparently, climate change is getting more serious.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-05-30T22:05:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-06-13T22:09:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-06-07T22:09:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 14, 2021
Number of captions 6672
Number of responses 742808
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I thought partly cloudy with a chance of rage was a typo 1.8288 0.01158 4773 2006 1578 1189
1 Well it looks like my mother found out that you’re not Jewish. 1.8226 0.01216 4482 1954 1369 1159
2 They banned him from Twitter, but he’s still in the Cloud. 1.8118 0.01206 4457 1943 1410 1104
3 That reminds me. Your mother called. 1.8029 0.01201 4424 1933 1430 1061
4 A bunny. Seriously. You see a bunny. 1.8004 0.01406 3286 1460 1022 804
5 What do I think? I think we should stop asking the universe for a sign. 1.7816 0.01312 3512 1528 1223 761
6 He was banned from Facebook and Twitter, so he's trying the Cloud. 1.7725 0.01437 3117 1438 950 729
7 What the hell did you upload to the cloud?! 1.7680 0.01158 4656 2118 1500 1038
8 The forecast did say the weather would turn ugly. 1.7671 0.01244 3589 1511 1403 675
9 He hates when someone steals his thunder. 1.7653 0.01209 4061 1794 1426 841
10 Don’t worry, it’s just a front. 1.7635 0.01250 3767 1660 1338 769
11 It's just a temperature tantrum. It'll blow over. 1.7631 0.01187 4195 1855 1479 861
12 I guess they weren’t kidding when they said the weather might turn nasty 1.7597 0.01170 4161 1804 1553 804
13 The forecast did call for threatening skies. 1.7595 0.01324 3164 1349 1227 588
14 He looks cirrius! 1.7533 0.01605 2400 1111 770 519
15 Is it just me or is climate change starting to feel more personal? 1.7502 0.01494 2570 1138 936 496
16 Don't ask me. I really don't know clouds at all. 1.7452 0.01464 2920 1380 904 636
17 I finally get a date with you and it turns out to be Judgment Day. 1.7450 0.01409 3082 1436 996 650
18 Clouds used to look like animals… now they look like any Republican in office. 1.7443 0.01305 3758 1806 1107 845
19 I see your father learned how to access the cloud. 1.7428 0.01692 2138 1000 688 450
20 Shakespeare in the Park, you said. An immersive production of The Tempest, you said. 1.7370 0.01426 2852 1300 1002 550
21 Really Jennifer, everything reminds you of your ex. 1.7358 0.01463 2756 1273 938 545
22 I'm getting the distinct impression that the climate wants US to change. 1.7305 0.01439 2801 1291 974 536
23 I wonder what precipitated that. 1.7281 0.01492 2619 1216 899 504
24 It’s my fault. I promised if he went away he could come again another day. 1.7279 0.01504 2668 1267 860 541
25 He’s been mad ever since I stole his thunder 1.7225 0.01547 2407 1120 835 452
26 The weather’s not bad, it’s just misunderstood. 1.7180 0.01631 2227 1062 731 434
27 Nimbus?! You can't be cirrus. 1.7167 0.01689 2160 1058 656 446
28 it's an affront coming in. 1.7152 0.01727 2061 1010 628 423
29 Don't worry - it's just a front. 1.7145 0.01655 2007 920 740 347
30 Don't be fooled by the angry face. It's just a front. 1.7135 0.01677 2042 962 703 377
31 That reminds me. How’s your mother doing? 1.7104 0.01773 1913 932 603 378
32 Let's be like the Republicans and just pretend it isn't happening. 1.7102 0.02193 1301 650 378 273
33 Sweetheart, did you know you can store anger and resentment in the cloud now? 1.7088 0.01794 1885 926 582 377
34 This reminds me, your dad called. 1.7031 0.01821 1718 820 588 310
35 I'm not seeing the silver lining in this one. 1.7013 0.02316 1011 470 373 168
36 you know, I really don’t know clouds at all. 1.6972 0.01944 1552 761 500 291
37 I may have put the wrong mushrooms in our Sandwich.. 1.6961 0.02305 1145 575 343 227
38 Well, the weather report did say the skies were threatening. 1.6938 0.01942 1463 696 519 248
39 Uh-oh, looks like Trump has found a new cloud-based social platform. 1.6930 0.02051 1482 759 419 304
40 That's just a front 1.6928 0.01964 1468 710 499 259
41 Oh, that reminds me. When are we going to tell your mother we're engaged? 1.6907 0.02371 1028 505 336 187
42 It's an illusion, Joni! You really don't know clouds at all, do you? 1.6906 0.02099 1406 720 401 285
43 I’ve had worse signs on a first date… 1.6898 0.02018 1338 636 481 221
44 Wait until he claps. 1.6898 0.01957 1399 659 515 225
45 I think you should tell me what you see first. 1.6884 0.02014 1367 658 477 232
46 So your ex, Zeus... Was that a nickname? 1.6874 0.02107 1337 671 413 253
47 Even though he's not our President anymore, I keep seeing his face everywhere. 1.6854 0.02143 1284 644 400 240
48 They did predict threatening weather. 1.6843 0.02087 1248 598 446 204
49 That's the difference between us, Irma. You see a dark cloud looming overhead, while I see the possibility of being put out of my misery. 1.6833 0.02186 1263 644 375 244
50 And to think that just a couple minutes ago it looked like a bunny. 1.6829 0.02130 1255 619 415 221
51 The forecast looks grim 1.6793 0.02071 1188 554 461 173
52 Every night I write down all my negative thoughts and upload them to the cloud so I can sleep better. Why do you ask?” 1.6787 0.02180 1189 588 395 206
53 I thought he was in Mar-a-Lago. 1.6778 0.02300 1142 588 334 220
54 So much for the friendly skies 1.6761 0.02176 1127 542 408 177
55 I see Rudy Giuliani. 1.6739 0.02295 1101 557 346 198
56 Remember when they all looked like bunny rabbits and puppy dogs? 1.6739 0.02194 1107 534 400 173
57 Really? I see a puppy. 1.6737 0.02319 1085 551 337 197
58 Oh, for crying out loud. Just when they said small, outdoor gatherings are safe, someone has gone and uploaded the GOP to the cloud. 1.6735 0.02384 1081 566 302 213
59 The forecast didn’t say anything about angry recrimination, only a chance of silent disappointment with passing waves of resentment. 1.6726 0.02318 1069 539 341 189
60 Cirrusly? 1.6719 0.02320 1079 548 337 194
61 Reminds me, we're invited to my mother's house for dinner. 1.6706 0.02373 1020 516 324 180
62 Don't worry. It's a front 1.6702 0.02323 1025 508 347 170
63 We've got to be more careful about what we upload to the cloud. 1.6676 0.02297 1020 500 359 161
64 Looks like someone needs his climate changed 1.6649 0.02553 928 488 263 177
65 Climate change is really getting ugly. 1.6619 0.02440 902 446 315 141
66 We’ve done climate change denial and guilt, next is anger. 1.6577 0.02504 897 458 288 151
67 ... altocumulus, stratus and, uh-oh, these ones look cirrius. 1.6577 0.02513 891 455 286 150
68 I think the weather’s turning on us. 1.6575 0.02377 876 418 340 118
69 Well, the forecast was for threatening weather. 1.6546 0.02520 857 432 289 136
70 Is that what they mean by 'threat of rain'? 1.6537 0.02528 849 428 287 134
71 Please tell me you see it too. 1.6519 0.02534 833 418 287 128
72 You know that piece I wrote debunking "Climate Change"? Maybe I shouldn't have uploaded it to the cloud.... 1.6509 0.02652 822 431 247 144
73 I don't think there is a silver lining in this one. 1.6503 0.02597 815 416 268 131
74 It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the hostility 1.6473 0.02685 791 414 242 135
75 Not to worry, the weather report said to expect only a threat of rain. 1.6465 0.02534 775 378 293 104
76 Did you exceed the storage limit? 1.6459 0.02730 771 406 232 133
77 Honey, where did you get the mushrooms for our salad? 1.6454 0.02760 767 408 223 136
78 Did you steal his thunder too? 1.6436 0.02730 738 381 239 118
79 So, what did you put in those brownies? 1.6434 0.02700 732 372 249 111
80 I think he's cirrius. 1.6433 0.02899 712 385 196 131
81 It's getting cloudy with a chance of apocalypse 1.6399 0.02760 686 347 239 100
82 Oh great. Now we have to worry about Mad Clouds disease. 1.6398 0.02851 719 386 206 127
83 I'm sensing an air of hostility. 1.6395 0.02726 724 372 241 111
84 That reminds me. Have you told your dad that we’re moving in together? 1.6393 0.02682 732 372 252 108
85 Apparently, climate change is getting more serious. 1.6392 0.02753 715 369 235 111
86 Let’s wait and see if he’s voiced by James Earl Jones 1.6388 0.02943 623 321 206 96
87 I really need you to update your iCloud payment information, these reminders are starting to get aggressive. 1.6377 0.02826 701 369 217 115
88 I think this may be an exception to the silver lining rule 1.6356 0.02802 686 355 226 105
89 The forecast didn't say belligerent, it said inclement. 1.6353 0.02671 691 342 259 90
90 As a kid, I always saw bunnies and elephants. Now its always my disappointed father. 1.6350 0.03018 663 365 175 123
91 Now that is a severe thunderstorm warning.... 1.6348 0.02707 679 338 251 90
92 Now those are threatening clouds! 1.6335 0.02903 663 351 204 108
93 It's Trump's new social media platform. 1.6321 0.03088 647 362 161 124
94 Dear…what did you save to the Cloud? 1.6319 0.02861 671 353 212 106
95 They weren't kidding about threatening weather... 1.6318 0.02802 660 337 229 94
96 Scary? No. I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now. 1.6302 0.02947 649 347 195 107
97 Yeah, whatever. It can’t be worse than 2020. 1.6274 0.02845 628 320 222 86
98 What was in that brownie? 1.6272 0.02936 625 328 202 95
99 'He's deadly Cirrus' 1.6262 0.03058 618 337 175 106
100 I guess even unlimited cloud storage has a limit. 1.6258 0.02929 620 324 204 92
101 It may be time to rethink my climate change denial. 1.6254 0.02939 622 327 201 94
102 I know you don't like small talk but... what do you think of the weather? 1.6250 0.02935 616 322 203 91
103 Well, they banned him from Twitter and Facebook, so... 1.6231 0.03069 605 329 175 101
104 Looks like the weather might be turning on us 1.6231 0.02943 597 309 204 84
105 I see my boss when I tell him I want to keep working from home. What do you see? 1.6220 0.02961 590 306 201 83
106 It looks like the weather is about to turn ugly. 1.6218 0.02903 595 304 212 79
107 Your father, Art, in heaven? 1.6214 0.03111 597 328 167 102
108 When you said you were bringing me to the tempest in the park I thought you meant Shakespeare 1.6189 0.03075 572 305 180 87
109 Is it just me or does the weather look threatening to you too? 1.6182 0.03030 571 300 189 82
110 It looks like a rain of terror . 1.6177 0.03055 565 298 185 82
111 The forecast was for threatening clouds. 1.6166 0.03102 566 304 175 87
112 He still thinks he won the election. 1.6162 0.03282 555 313 142 100
113 Here comes the winter of our discontent 1.6162 0.03141 555 299 170 86
114 Oh,and your mother called yesterday. 1.6159 0.03102 552 293 178 81
115 Nature abhors a picnic. 1.6147 0.03155 545 293 169 83
116 Don't worry, He really did lose the election, you know. 1.6125 0.03265 542 302 148 92
117 You were right, magic mushrooms and a Central Park picnic- not my best idea 1.6119 0.03019 536 275 194 67
118 The weather report did mention the possibility of threatening thunderstorms. 1.6119 0.03039 523 267 192 64
119 Okay fine, I'm ready to admit climate change is probably real. 1.6099 0.03216 523 283 161 79
120 So that’s what they mean by a threat of a thunderstorm. 1.6092 0.03070 522 270 186 66
121 Looks like we may have reached our limit on free storage” 1.6089 0.03271 519 285 152 82
122 That's a newly designated cloud type; Trumpus! It's usually formed when a lot of hot air and global warming denial clash. The smaller clouds are called Trumpus Juniourus idioti! 1.6082 0.03448 513 296 122 95
123 Don't worry about rain, the weatherman said it was just threatening. 1.6081 0.03148 518 274 173 71
124 They did say storm clouds would be threatening. 1.6078 0.03127 515 270 177 68
125 It said cloudy with high temper... I thought it was just a typo! 1.6075 0.03225 507 272 162 73
126 Oh dear. Looks like Trump's in the cloud now. 1.6074 0.03307 512 283 147 82
127 I see angry and you see constipated. 1.6070 0.03297 514 284 148 82
128 Now that one looks like a candidate who can't accept that he lost the election. 1.6067 0.03431 506 289 127 90
129 I bet there's no silver lining in that one. 1.6064 0.03318 503 277 147 79
130 I thought Trump was in Florida. 1.6060 0.03417 500 283 131 86
131 Scientifically it's known as Cumulobadass 1.6055 0.03345 507 283 141 83
132 Well, the weather called for "threatening clouds" today... 1.6052 0.03193 504 268 167 69
133 Have you noticed how angry the world has become since Trump? 1.6037 0.03341 492 271 145 76
134 Don’t blame me. The forecast said threatening, not menacing. 1.6008 0.03141 486 252 176 58
135 I think it’s threatening to reign. 1.5992 0.03324 479 261 149 69
136 I distinctly heard it say, “Let’s get ready to rumble”. 1.5991 0.03311 469 252 153 64
137 Climate change is becoming increasingly personal. 1.5983 0.03291 478 258 154 66
138 Don't take it personally - he's just passing a hail stone. 1.5978 0.03403 465 256 140 69
139 I have a feeling it won't be cats and dogs this time. 1.5965 0.03169 461 237 173 51
140 Beth, I don't want to sound like an alarmist, but it looks as if this could be cirrus. 1.5965 0.03284 456 241 158 57
141 Apparently, my Twitter rant about the weather ended up in the cloud. 1.5958 0.03347 480 265 144 71
142 They can't be cirrus. 1.5956 0.03448 455 252 135 68
143 The heavens really should stop watching Fox News 1.5952 0.03492 457 257 128 72
144 Look, it's either this, or we have to go back home to the kids. 1.5947 0.03527 449 253 125 71
145 Looks like cloudy with a chance of vengeance. 1.5937 0.03297 443 233 157 53
146 I miss when the clouds looked like a dog 1.5937 0.03449 443 243 137 63
147 Really? I just see a rabbit. 1.5929 0.03248 452 237 162 53
148 Sorry. I meant it looked like your Mother in a good way. 1.5923 0.03560 444 252 121 71
149 Isn’t your husband a meteorologist? 1.5920 0.03453 473 269 128 76
150 I get the feeling he’s ready to rumble. 1.5899 0.03382 434 233 146 55
151 Are you sure we took a micro dose? 1.5894 0.03494 436 242 131 63
152 Remember when stayng inside seemed scary? 1.5892 0.03479 426 233 135 58
153 And I was worried about the ants! 1.5877 0.03424 422 227 142 53
154 I think it's time we stopped seeing Trump everywhere 1.5872 0.03628 436 252 112 72
155 Global warming is getting more and more threatening... 1.5865 0.03544 416 230 128 58
156 I think he’s under a lot of pressure. 1.5855 0.03469 415 225 137 53
157 Cloudy with a chance of Armageddon”. Why do you ask 1.5827 0.03604 405 226 122 57
158 I think we’ve gone past climate change and are now experiencing climate rage. 1.5822 0.03385 450 249 140 61
159 They said he’s holed up at Mar-a-Lago but it feels like he’s still hanging over us... 1.5819 0.03695 397 225 113 59
160 I am not sure if it is safe to store our passwords in the Cloud anymore. 1.5777 0.03577 386 211 127 48
161 Well, they did say threat of nasty weather. 1.5766 0.03604 385 212 124 49
162 They warned us about the effects of global warming but, they forgot about global rage. 1.5759 0.03810 382 221 102 59
163 Well, they won't let him on social media anymore. 1.5751 0.03639 393 221 118 54
164 Does the weather look threatening to you? 1.5743 0.03394 397 211 144 42
165 It's the raining heavyweight champion. 1.5734 0.03810 368 210 105 53
166 Whatever you do,do not make eye contact . 1.5734 0.03651 368 202 121 45
167 He’s no longer President and yet he still seems to be everywhere 1.5722 0.03759 367 207 110 50
168 When you said your Ex had his head in the clouds, I didn't know you meant literally. 1.5718 0.03599 404 229 119 56
169 Uh-oh. I get the feeling this will be no picnic. 1.5711 0.03526 380 206 131 43
170 I told you we should stop uploading so much data to the cloud. He was bound to snap at some point... 1.5710 0.03788 366 208 107 51
171 And I was worried about ants … 1.5707 0.03552 382 209 128 45
172 How come you ALWAYS see a bunny? 1.5698 0.03894 358 207 98 53
173 I must have exceeded my cloud upload limit. 1.5690 0.03711 355 196 116 43
174 Is it just me or does that cloud look like your father? 1.5686 0.03674 357 196 119 42
175 Threatening? They look downright homicidal. 1.5686 0.03922 350 202 97 51
176 The forecast called for “threatening skies”, but I just thought it was more “fake news”. 1.5683 0.03769 366 208 108 50
177 Looks pretty cirrus. 1.5682 0.03743 359 201 112 46
178 So I should probably tell you about my ex, Zeus. 1.5671 0.03738 365 206 111 48
179 How 'bout we go somewhere with a friendlier atmosphere? 1.5670 0.03787 351 197 109 45
180 Just when we thought it was safe to go outside! 1.5670 0.03872 351 201 101 49
181 So does 'What the hell' mean you'll marry me or not? 1.5667 0.03611 390 220 119 51
182 Are you sure we are back in the Paris Climate Agreement? 1.5659 0.03746 364 206 110 48
183 They follow me everywhere. I hope that's not a problem for you. 1.5655 0.03639 359 197 121 41
184 You’ve really got to look at clouds from both sides now. 1.5641 0.03915 351 204 96 51
185 Besides ruining our picnic, he has all of our financial data and wants a ransom. 1.5640 0.03955 344 200 94 50
186 If you stored that much useless information wouldn’t you be mad too?! 1.5637 0.03748 369 211 108 50
187 The forecast said the weather could turn threatening. 1.5636 0.03873 346 198 101 47
188 It's just a front he puts on. 1.5635 0.03639 362 200 120 42
189 I told you the weather forecaster predicted threatening clouds. 1.5635 0.03524 378 207 129 42
190 Ignore them. They are disgruntled, low level clouds. 1.5632 0.03726 348 193 114 41
191 Let's go. I think the weather is about to turn nasty. 1.5625 0.03894 336 191 101 44
192 Now do you believe in climate change? 1.5621 0.03635 354 194 121 39
193 Didn't you say your ex was a weatherman. 1.5616 0.03875 333 188 103 42
194 Really? I see determination and resolve. 1.5593 0.03935 329 188 98 43
195 I don’t mind that the sun is blocked but who needs the attitude. 1.5592 0.03777 363 209 105 49
196 The forecast called for mild resentment, not rage. 1.5587 0.03829 349 200 103 46
197 The weather looks a little threatening today. 1.5541 0.03849 314 174 106 34
198 How many ‘storms of the century’ can one century have? 1.5538 0.03985 316 181 95 40
199 “It’s life’s illusion, I recall.” 1.5516 0.04018 310 178 93 39
200 Remember when I told you my ex-wife has powerful friends? 1.5513 0.03947 312 177 98 37
201 He’s been under a lot of low pressure lately 1.5502 0.03892 329 189 99 41
202 The forecast calls for vengeance, with a chance of calamity. 1.5497 0.04231 302 180 78 44
203 Well he has been under a lot of Barometric Pressure. 1.5493 0.03971 304 172 97 35
204 They must have gotten blown over from a red state. 1.5486 0.04082 319 189 85 45
205 I can handle threatening clouds. What I can’t except is bullying clouds. 1.5484 0.03967 310 177 96 37
206 It's cloud illusions I recall. I really don't know clouds at all. 1.5483 0.03808 352 205 101 46
207 "I didn't think you were referring to umbrellas when you asked me to bring protection. 1.5481 0.04127 312 185 83 44
208 ‘He’s ready to rumble.’ 1.5467 0.04067 300 173 90 37
209 I wouldn’t hold your breath for silver lining. 1.5461 0.03972 304 173 96 35
210 We have a cirrus problem here. 1.5442 0.04349 294 179 70 45
211 The weather is starting to look ugly! 1.5440 0.03944 307 175 97 35
212 I think it's called a cumulonemesis. 1.5437 0.04210 309 187 76 46
213 I’ve seen worst signs on a first date 1.5436 0.04206 287 168 82 37
214 Do those clouds look threatening to you? 1.5396 0.04126 278 159 88 31
215 I told you not to store that in the cloud. 1.5393 0.04135 280 161 87 32
216 Yes I am a senior oil company executive. How did you know? 1.5387 0.04317 297 182 70 45
217 Can YOU see a silver lining? 1.5382 0.04005 301 174 92 35
218 Interesting. You see The Thing, but I see your mom. 1.5372 0.04248 296 179 75 42
219 Jesus, Sheila, I never knew you had such a dark side. To me it looks like a Labrador puppy chasing a butterfly. 1.5353 0.04061 269 151 92 26
220 This climate change business is getting personal. 1.5329 0.03859 289 161 102 26
221 Really? To me it looks like your mother. 1.5329 0.04384 289 179 66 44
222 You're right. A minute ago it just looked like it wanted a hug. 1.5326 0.04021 291 168 91 32
223 This is weather, not climate...right? 1.5316 0.04097 269 153 89 27
224 MY dad? It looks more like YOUR dad! 1.5314 0.04335 271 162 74 35
225 Maybe the “proud climate denier” t-shirt wasn’t such a great idea. 1.5314 0.04366 271 163 72 36
226 Rudy Giuliani seems to hang over the city like a dark cloud. 1.5308 0.04376 292 182 65 45
227 Should we be worried,or is it just a front? 1.5296 0.04063 287 167 88 32
228 Maybe we should go. The skies look threatening. 1.5290 0.03947 310 182 92 36
229 If you squint this way, it looks more like he's looking at the couple next to us. 1.5281 0.04120 267 153 87 27
230 ‘They said it was going to be cloudy with a chance of rage’ 1.5277 0.04304 271 162 75 34
231 Sometimes the silver lining is more of an angry gray 1.5273 0.04320 256 150 77 29
232 It’s mostly water weight. 1.5255 0.04297 255 149 78 28
233 Cumulus, Cirrus, Nimbus - looks more like a Threatenus." 1.5250 0.04108 280 164 85 31
234 All I see is your ex-husband. 1.5243 0.04353 267 161 72 34
235 A heads up about the jealous ex would have been nice, Hera. 1.5238 0.04298 252 147 78 27
236 Talk about a threatening forecast…. 1.5236 0.04226 275 164 78 33
237 As a Republican I refuse to believe it. 1.5234 0.04562 256 158 62 36
238 And where is Joni Mitchell when we really need her? 1.5223 0.04324 247 144 77 26
239 Things just haven't been the same since my Rorschach test. 1.5219 0.04421 251 150 71 30
240 I’m not sensing a silver lining. 1.5219 0.04384 251 149 73 29
241 Reminds me of when I first met your father. 1.5212 0.04353 259 155 73 31
242 You really don't see it? 1.5207 0.04506 242 145 68 29
243 Maybe we should leave. The skies look threatening. 1.5205 0.04402 244 144 73 27
244 It's sunny with a chance of doom. 1.5176 0.04440 255 155 68 32
245 Climate change is getting really scary. 1.5175 0.04379 257 155 71 31
246 Remember in pre-covid days, how they all looked like kittens, and puppies? 1.5169 0.04592 236 143 64 29
247 You just HAD to say how nice the weather was. 1.5167 0.04496 240 144 68 28
248 Oh, didn’t you hear? Cumulus was voted Best Cloud” by the Meteorologist’s Academy. Cumulonimbus says the election was rigged and is threatening to rain all Summer. 1.5167 0.04832 240 153 50 37
249 So this Zeus guy you dated. Any chance he was Zeus, the god of thunder and lighting?" 1.5165 0.04619 242 149 61 32
250 Looks like someone's having a bit of a tempest tantrum. 1.5157 0.04383 254 153 71 30
251 After all this time in quarantine, it's hard not to take bad weather personally. 1.5149 0.04179 268 159 80 29
252 I wish you hadn’t yelled, “Is that all you’ve got?!” 1.5139 0.04200 251 146 81 24
253 Yeah, maybe we should've had the special cookies at home 1.5130 0.04722 230 142 58 30
254 Happy little clouds, my foot, Bob Ross 1.5129 0.04488 232 138 69 25
255 : "Told you he'd run again." 1.5129 0.04692 232 143 59 30
256 looks more like climate revenge to me 1.5124 0.04430 242 145 70 27
257 You know what? I think I do believe in climate change. 1.5104 0.04365 241 143 73 25
258 Partly sunny with a chance of glowers. 1.5089 0.04649 224 136 62 26
259 You don't believe in Global Warming? 1.5088 0.04576 226 136 65 25
260 Al Roker said 'perilously cloudy.' I thought he was just trying to be funny. 1.5085 0.04293 234 136 77 21
261 Bad time for a proposal? 1.5081 0.04120 248 143 84 21
262 Leave the baguette. Take the brie. 1.5080 0.04613 250 158 57 35
263 I see a heart with an arrow through it. What do you see? 1.5072 0.04186 276 168 76 32
264 Here comes 2022. 1.5068 0.04548 219 130 67 22
265 I just can't look at them from both sides now. 1.5063 0.04694 237 149 56 32
266 In hindsight, we’ll be able to say we saw this coming 1.5021 0.04447 235 142 68 25
267 My captions are outstanding, and the New Yorker never picks them. 1.5000 0.05167 216 143 38 35
268 Honestly I wish he would just rain. It’s the threat that stresses me out. 1.5000 0.04655 218 133 61 24
269 Sorry, I still just see a butterfly. 1.4978 0.04305 223 130 75 18
270 I know you don’t believe in reincarnation but if it’s Larry we’re screwed 1.4976 0.04656 209 126 62 21
271 Are your earrings metallic? 1.4976 0.05119 207 134 43 30
272 I heard about these serious clouds on Science Friday. 1.4959 0.04469 242 150 64 28
273 I don't know... it doesn't look that cirrus to me. 1.4957 0.04378 234 141 70 23
274 Sunday in the Park With Zeus 1.4953 0.04657 212 129 61 22
275 Oh! Your mother called this morning 1.4952 0.04591 210 126 64 20
276 If it’s not an illusion, then I really, and I mean really, don’t know clouds at all. 1.4951 0.05035 204 130 47 27
277 That cloud is threatening my masculinity. 1.4938 0.04853 241 160 43 38
278 I guess it's time, now, to tell you that I'm married. 1.4936 0.04488 235 145 64 26
279 I fear it is a cumulus horribulus. 1.4932 0.04608 221 136 61 24
280 Other than that, the first date's going well don't you think? 1.4930 0.04446 213 126 69 18
281 Looks like a hard rain is gonna fall 1.4928 0.04932 207 131 50 26
282 Did you upload my files to the cloud? 1.4927 0.04822 205 127 55 23
283 It's what's called a cirrus trumpus 1.4927 0.05111 205 133 43 29
284 So many omens. So little time. 1.4911 0.04518 224 137 64 23
285 The problems between you and me are Cumulus. 1.4904 0.04622 208 126 62 20
286 I hate it when the weather gets temperamental. 1.4901 0.04251 253 155 72 26
287 Let's face it. We both have a lot of meteorological baggage. 1.4899 0.04626 198 118 63 17
288 I'm beginning to think that this climate change thing is no longer a hoax 1.4882 0.04861 211 134 51 26
289 “Even though we’re vaccinated, I still have this feeling of impending doom” 1.4874 0.04718 199 121 59 19
290 I don't see a fluffy bunny, I see your father. 1.4874 0.04877 199 124 53 22
291 Not the Donald again 1.4870 0.05096 193 123 46 24
292 If this is the end, I'm sorry for the off-brand brie. 1.4864 0.04532 220 135 63 22
293 I know they say every cloud has a silver lining but I’m just not seeing it. 1.4862 0.04373 218 130 70 18
294 I think you offended it when you called it, ‘just a squall’” 1.4858 0.04656 212 131 59 22
295 I always try to look for the silver lining. 1.4854 0.04445 206 122 68 16
296 Those clouds are just threatening. No rain is forecast. 1.4846 0.04386 227 138 68 21
297 Did they say EL MEANYO? " 1.4840 0.05197 188 121 43 24
298 I think we should go. These clouds mean cirrus business. 1.4829 0.05110 205 135 41 29
299 No, you said your ex-husband was a clod. 1.4823 0.04867 226 149 45 32
300 What sort of mushrooms.....? 1.4817 0.04916 191 119 52 20
301 The weather report did say angry with a chance of vengeance 1.4817 0.04372 218 131 69 18
302 Another cloud attack… time to change our passwords. 1.4807 0.04305 233 142 70 21
303 Now may not be a good time to be an atheist. 1.4806 0.04602 206 126 61 19
304 No, I don’t. I see two lovebirds smooching. 1.4796 0.05036 196 126 46 24
305 I thought 30% change of rage was a typo! 1.4794 0.05127 194 126 43 25
306 The weather is definitely threatening 1.4792 0.04726 192 117 58 17
307 I honestly feel like there is a cloud hanging over our relationship. 1.4787 0.04523 211 129 63 19
308 You think every cloud looks like Trump. 1.4785 0.05348 186 123 37 26
309 It appears I forgot to pay my cloud storage bill. 1.4783 0.04801 230 152 46 32
310 That one kinda looks like your father. 1.4776 0.04839 201 127 52 22
311 I see two sheep frolicking 1.4774 0.04662 199 122 59 18
312 They did say we might be in for some angry weather. 1.4767 0.04765 193 119 56 18
313 So that's what's behind the silver lining. 1.4766 0.04622 214 134 58 22
314 I prefer the original Shakespeare in the Park. 1.4764 0.05025 191 122 47 22
315 It's been like this since I moved my data to the cloud 1.4759 0.04815 187 115 55 17
316 I wish you'd stop projecting 1.4757 0.05089 185 118 46 21
317 No honey. I'm sure it's looking at you. 1.4754 0.05359 183 121 37 25
318 Remember when weather was apolitical? 1.4751 0.05347 181 119 38 24
319 Are you seeing the same thing or did I forget to take my meds this morning?” 1.4742 0.05020 194 125 46 23
320 The forecast predicted partly rowdy with a chance of pain. 1.4739 0.04669 211 133 56 22
321 I’m not seeing the silver lining. 1.4734 0.04736 188 115 57 16
322 I suddenly regret saving everything to the cloud. 1.4719 0.05296 178 116 40 22
323 so much for the silver lining 1.4716 0.05092 176 111 47 18
324 Is it me, or does that cloud look like Giuliani with the black hair dye?" 1.4714 0.04829 210 136 49 25
325 I often think of Joni Mitchell singing "I've looked at clouds from both sides now," but this is the first time they've looked back. 1.4713 0.04937 174 107 52 15
326 I'm not saying you're crazy. I'm just saying, perhaps not every cloud looks like your father. 1.4694 0.04711 196 122 56 18
327 Hopefully it’ll just be a passing apocalyptic tempest. 1.4693 0.04966 179 112 50 17
328 Yeah, I'm not seeing a puppy. 1.4693 0.04838 179 110 54 15
329 I can't take the day off without the boss making me feel guilty 1.4689 0.04743 177 107 57 13
330 It looks ready to rumble. 1.4682 0.05284 173 112 41 20
331 Yeah so when I said I need to talk to the big guy upstairs, I didn’t tell you everything. 1.4682 0.04748 173 104 57 12
332 Remember when I said my past is a little cloudy? 1.4681 0.04794 188 117 54 17
333 She's dead and yet your mother still finds a way to tell me I'm not good enough for you. 1.4677 0.05123 186 121 43 22
334 Oh, chill out, Eddie! Remember how you flunked Rorschach? 1.4673 0.04493 199 121 63 15
335 It never fails! Every time we plan a picnic, the weather turns threatening. 1.4670 0.04856 197 126 50 21
336 You said these edibles would help me to relax! 1.4667 0.05069 180 115 46 19
337 It's called' stratotumultuous.' 1.4660 0.04598 206 129 58 19
338 Did you save your divorce file to the cloud? 1.4660 0.04649 206 130 56 20
339 Well, Al Roker did say "threatening skies." 1.4649 0.04849 185 116 52 17
340 I may just be a romantic, but I see a heart with an arrow through it. 1.4645 0.04947 183 116 49 18
341 More like partly rowdy, am I right? 1.4633 0.05004 177 112 48 17
342 Oh no, who did you piss off NOW?? 1.4632 0.04872 190 121 50 19
343 Guess Trump's back on the East Side today. 1.4630 0.05337 162 104 41 17
344 That’s a cumulo-whoopass. 1.4629 0.05174 175 113 43 19
345 Sooo, about those mushrooms... 1.4624 0.04816 173 106 54 13
346 I don't think Joni Mitchell saw this side of clouds. 1.4620 0.05062 171 108 47 16
347 Must be cloud nein. 1.4611 0.04645 193 120 57 16
348 Apparently, they're calling it 'climate mood swing.' 1.4611 0.05188 180 118 41 21
349 Even my imagination has anxiety. 1.4611 0.04861 167 102 53 12
350 I don't see a whole lot of ambiguity there. 1.4595 0.04846 185 117 51 17
351 I figured we hadn’t heard the last of Stormy Daniel. 1.4591 0.05334 159 102 41 16
352 We’d better leave. The weather looks threatening. 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
353 We shouldn't have put that last batch of files on the Cloud. 1.4581 0.05268 179 119 38 22
354 Okay okay, we'll get married in the church. 1.4581 0.05024 179 115 46 18
355 Sorry, I never looked at clouds that way. 1.4578 0.05309 166 108 40 18
356 My weather app warned me today would be no picnic. 1.4566 0.05084 173 111 45 17
357 Honey, what was in the brie? 1.4557 0.05357 158 102 40 16
358 No, it's not a cumulus cloud. It's called a pugilist cloud. 1.4556 0.05305 169 111 39 19
359 'Geoengineering,' they said, 'what's the worst that can happen?' 1.4535 0.04900 172 108 50 14
360 This feels oddly personal 1.4529 0.04724 170 104 55 11
361 I probably shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms we picked. 1.4520 0.04999 177 114 46 17
362 I think they preferred it when we were stuck inside. 1.4518 0.04800 166 102 53 11
363 The weather report said partly cloudy with a 40% chance of wrath 1.4511 0.05099 184 122 41 21
364 They're just water droplets. Angry, violent, deadly, water droplets. 1.4500 0.05523 160 107 34 19
365 When you said the mushrooms were magic, I thought you meant they tasted really good! 1.4494 0.05123 158 100 45 13
366 I’m guessing no second date 1.4491 0.05281 167 110 39 18
367 To me they look angry that you forgot to pack our wine. 1.4486 0.04462 185 113 61 11
368 Too much data storage makes them irritable. 1.4479 0.04771 192 124 50 18
369 There you go again with your "God has a plan" nonsense 1.4477 0.04966 172 110 47 15
370 Darling, I’m telling you, climate change is real!” 1.4475 0.04854 181 116 49 16
371 I know but Fauci said it’s safer outside than in! 1.4474 0.05095 152 95 46 11
372 No I can’t see the silver lining. 1.4471 0.05007 170 109 46 15
373 To you, everything's an angry uterus. 1.4464 0.05256 168 111 39 18
374 Did I mention that my wife is a meteorologist? 1.4464 0.05521 168 115 31 22
375 Me? I see a bunny too. 1.4459 0.05599 157 106 32 19
376 Still think it looks like a rabbit? 1.4457 0.04971 175 113 46 16
377 I wonder if there’s another side to this one... 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
378 The next time the forecast says there's a threat of rain, we're staying home! 1.4451 0.04678 164 100 55 9
379 This must be that high pressure system. 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
380 Still hot air. Still thinks he's the president. 1.4444 0.05467 144 93 38 13
381 Well the forecast did say occasional anger. 1.4438 0.05227 160 104 41 15
382 I know I am an IT expert,but I have this bad feeling that I should not have 'unleashed the power of the cloud'... 1.4433 0.04420 203 128 60 15
383 And it was that moment when Bob developed climate change anxiety. 1.4432 0.05014 176 115 44 17
384 is that your anxiety or mine? 1.4431 0.05209 167 110 40 17
385 Looks like the weather is about to turn nasty. 1.4425 0.05120 174 115 41 18
386 Remember the good old days when our biggest worry at a picnic was ants? 1.4425 0.04715 174 109 53 12
387 I double dare you to ask about the silver lining 1.4423 0.05322 156 102 39 15
388 Joni, I really don't know clouds at all. 1.4422 0.05722 147 99 31 17
389 I wouldn't worry. He doesn't look cirrus to me 1.4419 0.05229 172 115 38 19
390 I thought you said your ex-boyfriend's name was Claude. 1.4417 0.05229 163 107 40 16
391 Well yes,it does kinda look like your father 1.4415 0.04721 188 121 51 16
392 We better pack up…the sky really looks threatening. 1.4412 0.05274 170 114 37 19
393 Are you sure your late husband would be okay with you dating? 1.4405 0.05045 168 109 44 15
394 There was no mention of threatening clouds in the news this morning. 1.4403 0.05471 159 107 34 18
395 I wouldn’t say “ominous”, more-so “furious” 1.4400 0.05097 175 116 41 18
396 That one reminds me of your father. 1.4397 0.05455 141 91 38 12
397 We've come a long way from Puff the Magic Dragon. 1.4395 0.05447 157 105 35 17
398 What makes you think they’re storm clouds? 1.4395 0.05372 157 104 37 16
399 Well that's what your father looks like to me. 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 17
400 What do you mean by foreshadowing? 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 17
401 At least it's not ants. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
402 Good god. Even He started using emojis... 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
403 It's just my luck the apocalypse arrives right when the pandemic's winding down. 1.4383 0.05102 162 105 43 14
404 Those are some cirrusly threatening clouds. 1.4379 0.05065 153 97 45 11
405 I guess just ignoring climate change is no longer a viable option. 1.4375 0.04812 176 113 49 14
406 I don't think they care if you are a climate denier or not. 1.4367 0.04871 158 99 49 10
407 Just when you thought every cloud had a silver lining. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
408 What do I see? I see a vengeful god, that’s what I see! 1.4366 0.05425 142 92 38 12
409 Climate change is getting uglier. 1.4366 0.05425 142 92 38 12
410 Sometimes I feel the environment has very subtle ways to show us the way 1.4366 0.05238 142 90 42 10
411 They did say ‘weather permitting’. 1.4365 0.04783 181 117 49 15
412 'Everybody seems to be so pissed off these days.' 1.4362 0.05414 149 98 37 14
413 Well, guess not all clouds have silver linings 1.4359 0.05470 156 105 34 17
414 I'm sure it will just blow over 1.4357 0.05288 140 89 41 10
415 Everybody talks about the weather but nobody ever stands up to it. 1.4356 0.04848 163 103 49 11
416 I thought you said your ex was a dunderhead. 1.4354 0.05551 147 98 34 15
417 I liked it better when I saw a bunny. 1.4354 0.05293 147 95 40 12
418 I’m not so sure there’s a silver lining here. 1.4353 0.04929 170 110 46 14
419 I'd call it cloudy with a chance of vitriol. 1.4345 0.05111 168 111 41 16
420 This visualization exercise is not enhancing my calm, Ted. 1.4345 0.05433 145 95 37 13
421 Try as I might, I cannot get the image of your mother out of my head. 1.4342 0.05253 152 99 40 13
422 I'm willing to fight climate change, just not individual clouds. 1.4341 0.04762 182 118 49 15
423 Well, how would you feel if you couldn't relieve yourself anywhere in California? 1.4337 0.05563 166 116 28 22
424 Well, the weather report did say slightly pissed off.” 1.4331 0.05134 157 102 42 13
425 I don’t know why I can’t shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.4327 0.04691 171 108 52 11
426 I guess my wife finally moved our home security system to the cloud. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
427 I believe the Latin name is Cumulus Steroidus. 1.4326 0.05029 178 119 41 18
428 They are "serious" clouds, not "cirrus" clouds. 1.4324 0.05178 148 95 42 11
429 The rain did say it would come back another day, but I wasn't expecting reinforcements. 1.4315 0.05404 146 96 37 13
430 I told you we shouldn’t have skipped Mass today. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
431 At least there are no ants. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
432 Oh-oh, he must have just heard that he might get indicted! 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
433 I'm sorry I saved those photos of you to the cloud! 1.4305 0.05358 151 100 37 14
434 You can only take so much of someone stealing your thunder! 1.4305 0.05275 151 99 39 13
435 And some people still scoff at climate change. 1.4294 0.04707 170 108 51 11
436 ... are you sure, I just see Bill Barr. 1.4286 0.05375 147 97 37 13
437 IF IT TURNS ORANGE, IT'S A HOAX 1.4278 0.05108 180 123 37 20
438 Maybe there is something to this global warming thing. 1.4277 0.04862 173 113 46 14
439 You can't even talk about the weather without offending someone these days. 1.4277 0.05150 166 111 39 16
440 No, I'm telling you, that's an Angry Nimbus. I dated a meteorologist. 1.4277 0.04924 159 102 46 11
441 Maybe we should head home. I think the sky is starting to look threatening. 1.4276 0.05600 145 98 32 15
442 I am so tired of passive-aggressive weather. 1.4258 0.05009 155 100 44 11
443 I think they want us to put our mask back on, 1.4258 0.05092 155 101 42 12
444 I might’ve stolen their thunder. 1.4255 0.05348 141 92 38 11
445 I think my number is up Sharon...I've been telling rain to go away and come again another day since I was 5. 1.4255 0.05253 141 91 40 10
446 He let his anger accumulus and now it’s everyone’s problem 1.4250 0.05059 160 105 42 13
447 I'd settle for a copper lining right now. 1.4248 0.05221 153 101 39 13
448 Well, the weatherman did say there would be some angry-looking clouds over the city today. 1.4248 0.05053 153 99 43 11
449 It's a brainstorm. 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
450 Two's company, but three is a cloud. 1.4242 0.06095 132 92 24 16
451 Everything’s not about you, Ron 1.4240 0.05360 125 79 39 7
452 I'm afraid the sky is being very clear. 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
453 And when you look you see a puppy? 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
454 What happened to the bunny rabbits with fluffy tails we saw when we were kids? 1.4236 0.05450 144 96 35 13
455 I think we might have bought the wrong mushrooms. 1.4234 0.05455 137 90 36 11
456 You never mentioned your husband was a weatherman. 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
457 I betcha those rainmakers are using GMO seeds again. 1.4233 0.05141 163 109 39 15
458 It looks like Mother Nature is ready to fight back. 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
459 Guess I should have referred to it as cumulus, not fluffy little cloud. 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
460 Ummm, no, I don't see a horse and two turtles... 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
461 Everyone steals my thunder! 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
462 Just remember, no one really knows clouds, at all. 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
463 I was wrong. This date CAN get worse. 1.4203 0.05521 138 92 34 12
464 Black Clouds Matter! 1.4200 0.05456 150 102 33 15
465 Well at least it’s not raining 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
466 Must be Cloud 8 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
467 Looks like he finally found an alternative to Twitter. 1.4189 0.05592 148 102 30 16
468 Ya know Joni, I really don’t know Clouds…at All 1.4186 0.05998 129 89 26 14
469 I feel like the climate really has changed... 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
470 I missed my data storage fee last month. 1.4184 0.05618 141 96 31 14
471 Did you hear the joke about the angry cloud? It was just hot air. “ 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
472 Rumors of nature healing have been greatly exaggerated… 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
473 Looks like there will be climate change but not what we expected. 1.4183 0.04873 153 98 46 9
474 You see a bunny? To me it looks like your dad. 1.4183 0.05214 153 102 38 13
475 Really? I see a giraffe. 1.4178 0.05121 146 95 41 10
476 I thought it was just a typo when the weather page said “cloudy with a chance of pain” 1.4177 0.05551 158 111 28 19
477 Do you think he wants us to put our masks on? 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
478 It's a newly described cloud type called Cumulus Trumpus. 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
479 'His name is Thor. He's followed me since 1993. I probably should have mentioned it.' 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
480 Climate change really is making storms more violent. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
481 Boy, tough cloud. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
482 Guess it was only a matter of time before Mother Nature sent one of her goons. 1.4157 0.04921 166 110 43 13
483 They’ve been waiting a long time to ruin our in-person gatherings. 1.4156 0.05021 154 101 42 11
484 Even so, “the sky is falling” is still a better expression than “the sky is pissed off.” 1.4155 0.05586 142 97 31 14
485 Maybe the war on nature wasn't just a metaphor? 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
486 Are you going to eat that piece of pie? 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
487 These clouds are ruining the atmosphere. 1.4148 0.05700 135 92 30 13
488 This one feels personal. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
489 If you squint, they only look mildly vexed 1.4145 0.04800 152 97 47 8
490 So that is how a shit storm looks like. 1.4141 0.06027 128 89 25 14
491 We might be in for some rough weather. 1.4140 0.04870 157 102 45 10
492 They say the real killer is pollution. 1.4135 0.05243 133 86 39 8
493 wait...my emails live in that? 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
494 Don’t blame me. I drive a Prius. 1.4132 0.05588 121 79 34 8
495 That's not your thought bubble right? 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
496 What makes you think that your father wouldn't have liked me? 1.4130 0.05701 138 95 29 14
497 Ok the climate is definitely changing 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
498 Be honest, did you put anything in the wine? 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
499 Everything looks like a mask these days. 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
500 Let’s hope it’s just the threat of rain. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
501 Sorry, I just can’t see the silver lining. 1.4118 0.04948 136 86 44 6
502 But how does it KNOW we aren't vaccinated? 1.4118 0.05163 136 88 40 8
503 I'd just feel a lot better if he were wearing a mask. 1.4113 0.05333 141 94 36 11
504 Looks like the cloud got hacked again. 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
505 The weather forecast said blustery with threatening skies. 1.4103 0.05214 156 106 36 14
506 I'm starting to think not EVERY cloud has a silver lining... 1.4096 0.04914 166 111 42 13
507 Something tells me the the weather’s about to get ugly. 1.4091 0.05014 154 102 41 11
508 You know, at this point, this is actually just kind of a relief. 1.4088 0.05632 137 94 30 13
509 How old was that cheese? 1.4085 0.05488 142 97 32 13
510 Do you think his anger might be clouding his thinking? 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
511 It looks like there's a 100% chance of pain. 1.4082 0.05354 147 100 34 13
512 Apparently the "Cloud" is suffering from information overload. 1.4079 0.04971 152 100 42 10
513 That cloud looks Cirrusly pissed off! 1.4077 0.05643 130 88 31 11
514 I don't remember unforgiving wrath from the weather report. 1.4076 0.05266 157 108 34 15
515 I know it was in the forecast, but I'm starting to take this personally. 1.4071 0.05159 140 92 39 9
516 Before 2020, I would see cheerful shapes in the clouds. 1.4069 0.05132 145 96 39 10
517 It appears that the term ‘partly’ is offensive. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
518 You didn't get the forecast from Fox News, did you? 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
519 Why do I have a feeling that there's not going to be a second date? 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
520 We broke up last year. His name is Stormy Daniel. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
521 I hope my documents aren't stored in that one. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
522 Oh, now I see it. I thought you meant early DeNiro. 1.4058 0.05208 138 91 38 9
523 That's the front. Ever wonder what the back looks like? 1.4058 0.05407 138 93 34 11
524 Cloudy with a chance of mayhem. 1.4056 0.05180 143 95 38 10
525 No chance of rain, but that cloud looks really threatening. 1.4054 0.05149 148 99 38 11
526 I try looking at clouds from both sides, too, but that one is clearly angry. 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
527 What on earth did you store in the cloud?! 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
528 No, I don’t think cloud watching is all that relaxing 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
529 I'd say not so much angry as it is constipated. 1.4037 0.04776 161 106 45 10
530 I get the feeling this is not a match made in heaven. 1.4032 0.05482 124 82 34 8
531 Ah, yes. The rare, furious-nimbus clouds 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
532 ‘I was going to ask you…, but I have a strange feeling this might not be the right time.’ 1.4029 0.04973 139 90 42 7
533 Did you forget to call your mother? 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
534 Don't stare. It's just a pressure tactic. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
535 Perhaps, we should leave. The clouds look threatening. 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
536 Deidre listen, do not make eye contact 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
537 That's Donald Trump's new social media outlet. 1.4015 0.05811 137 97 25 15
538 Yes, a giant fluffy heart. Um, that's what I see as well. 1.4015 0.05429 137 93 33 11
539 Why did you suddenly think of the ex-President? 1.4000 0.06151 115 80 24 11
540 These things never happen when we bring an umbrella. 1.4000 0.04733 140 89 46 5
541 The Defense Department says it's just swamp gas. 1.4000 0.05305 130 86 36 8
542 Looks a little like your mother 1.4000 0.05596 150 107 26 17
543 I think I prefer the inkblot test 1.4000 0.05496 115 75 34 6
544 Well, he wants to know how you’d like being called a nimbus whenever you get a little emotional. 1.4000 0.05149 140 93 38 9
545 What did you upload to the cloud ? 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
546 That wasn’t in the weather app. 1.3986 0.05050 148 99 39 10
547 Maybe we should have stuck to Zoom dates 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
548 A chance of rain is the LEAST of our problem. 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
549 Even if the thumb is a finger, he only has four. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
550 Come to think of it, "extreme weather" probably does work much better than boring old "climate change." 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
551 Hey, don’t let the weather cloud your judgement 1.3982 0.05697 113 75 31 7
552 Well, you know the forecast was for a pounding rain. 1.3974 0.05154 151 103 36 12
553 That reminds me. My mother’s coming for the summer. 1.3968 0.05414 126 84 34 8
554 I have this nagging feeling that somehow we've messed up. 1.3967 0.05439 121 80 34 7
555 They're saying there's a 60% chance of hatred tomorrow 1.3967 0.05687 121 82 30 9
556 I switched “Cloud” services, and he’s a bit jealous. 1.3958 0.05418 144 100 31 13
557 Let's get far from the madding cloud! 1.3958 0.05142 144 97 37 10
558 I think I may have sent something a little inappropriate to the Cloud. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
559 So now I'm pissing off the weather, too. 1.3953 0.05549 129 88 31 10
560 That must be the part of the cloud where the Dark Web lives. 1.3953 0.05969 129 92 23 14
561 I don’t think this is cirrus. 1.3947 0.05041 152 103 38 11
562 I didn't mean to steal his thunder! 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
563 Well, it doesn't look like a bunny to me. 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
564 Quick, Linda, offer him some brie. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
565 Yeah,that’s why I don’t store stuff on the cloud. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
566 Do those clouds look like Mitch McConnell , Kevin McCarthy , and Marjorie Taylor Greene to you ? 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
567 And I thought love was in the air... 1.3931 0.04922 145 96 41 8
568 Don’t say I should have seen this coming. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
569 The weather has turned ugly 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
570 I didn't think the threat of global warming would be so obvious. 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
571 They’re not angry, just misunderstood. 1.3923 0.05405 130 88 33 9
572 The forecast said nothing about threatening weather. 1.3920 0.05315 125 83 35 7
573 Joke's on them--the parade is next week. 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
574 It looks like the weather is not going to cooperate. 1.3910 0.05211 133 89 36 8
575 Being in the Cloud may not be such a great idea! 1.3904 0.04896 146 97 41 8
576 Looks like foul weather ahead 1.3897 0.05024 136 90 39 7
577 They must have mad cloud disease. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
578 He’s announcing it with smoke signals: he’s running again. 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
579 Fine, I’ll convert. 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
580 That one looks like your ex. 1.3889 0.05517 126 86 31 9
581 The weatherman did show angry clouds but I thought they were just cute cartoon portrayals. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
582 I'm not sure I like the direction of Apple's new cloud technology. 1.3885 0.05732 139 100 24 15
583 All I said was Trump probably learned his lesson. 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
584 I remember that formation from the appearance he made at our wedding. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
585 May God strike me dead if I'm lying to you." 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
586 OK, you're not paranoid. 1.3876 0.05426 129 88 32 9
587 I'm sure it has a silver lining! 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
588 Looks like the climate is fighting back. 1.3871 0.05336 124 83 34 7
589 Quarrelousnimbus, a formation most commonly seen in the city ... 1.3871 0.05457 124 84 32 8
590 Don’t worry. He’s all Stratocumulus and no Cumulonimbus. 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
591 How dangerous can he be if he only has three fingers? 1.3864 0.05856 132 95 23 14
592 If those are the happy little clouds, we're in trouble. 1.3864 0.05230 132 89 35 8
593 I don’t think nature is ready to have us return to normal 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
594 Well, the weather report did say menacing clouds were likely today. 1.3858 0.04879 127 82 41 4
595 Now I’m really feeling under the weather. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
596 This seems like the right time to tell you that I'm not really a professional meteorologist. 1.3852 0.05133 122 80 37 5
597 The clouds look threatening only until you get to know them. 1.3846 0.04752 143 94 43 6
598 The skies look a bit threatening. 1.3840 0.05179 125 83 36 6
599 The director said to act normal. 1.3839 0.05564 112 75 31 6
600 You sent WHAT to the cloud? 1.3835 0.05307 133 91 33 9
601 You see an angry face, but I just see your mother. 1.3833 0.05939 120 85 24 11
602 I think God knows we did acid 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
603 I forgot today is Mother’s birthday. 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
604 Looks like Trump's farting bigly again. 1.3821 0.05945 123 88 23 12
605 - Cloudy with a chance of Trump Graham and Cruz 1.3821 0.05832 123 87 25 11
606 To be fair, I also hate when people talk through my performances 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
607 No. And you’re kind of freaking me out right now. 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
608 Maybe to you it's a fluffy sheep, but I can't shake this feeling of doom. 1.3818 0.05322 110 72 34 4
609 Honey, I think you’re not supposed to look into the eye of the storm. 1.3817 0.05136 131 88 36 7
610 Well, maybe if you would finally just go ahead and kill your uncle to avenge your father's death, we could have a normal date for once. 1.3810 0.06053 126 92 20 14
611 Do you think it's vaccinated? 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
612 It's weather. Not climate change. There's a difference. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
613 Don't take any notice, its just a load of hot air 1.3802 0.05411 121 82 32 7
614 Don’t look! You’re just encouraging the bad behavior! 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
615 When they said angry weather, I thought it was just a metaphor. 1.3798 0.05185 129 87 35 7
616 Bunnies? Are they angry bunnies, at least? 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
617 This is the worst gender reveal party we've been to. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
618 We forgot to say grace. 1.3793 0.06202 116 84 20 12
619 It’s about to get very muggy. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
620 Just for you. I put trump in the cloud. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
621 It's like I am always under this cloud of suspicion. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
622 I was going to propose but the universe is sending me a message 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
623 Do you remember those files that I was storing in the cloud? 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
624 Well, the forecast was for threatening skies.' 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
625 It’s due to a cumulus of events that he’s taking much too cirrus-ly. 1.3780 0.05353 127 87 32 8
626 I usually try to avoid talking about the weather on first dates 1.3770 0.05248 122 82 34 6
627 This is how much 6 feet apart looks like. Now move! 1.3770 0.05972 122 88 22 12
628 Should we be talking about the weather? 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
629 You think HE’s scary?! You should see his brother, The Mushroom Cloud!! 1.3768 0.05652 138 100 24 14
630 Declassify a few documents and you start seeing UFOs everywhere! 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
631 SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR EX YOU FORGOT TO MENTION? 1.3762 0.05603 101 67 30 4
632 Looks like it's cloudy with a chance of rage. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
633 Well these aren't Bob Ross clouds, that's for sure. 1.3759 0.05904 133 98 20 15
634 That reminds me—when are your parents coming to visit? 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
635 I'm just a little tired of noticing existential threats that no one else can see coming. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
636 Yeah. Me too. So many things I would have done but clouds got in my way. 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
637 Well, Alexa did forecast threatening weather today. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
638 I never should’ve backed up my diary to the cloud. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
639 A hard rain's a-gonna fall 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
640 Maybe we could just put our masks back on? 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
641 Incoming: cumulus non grata. 1.3738 0.05398 107 71 32 4
642 The beginning of a whirlwind romance! 1.3737 0.06021 99 68 25 6
643 They hate it when you call them fluffy. 1.3729 0.05355 118 80 32 6
644 That's why I love you, Marlene. You see a cute fluffy bunny and I see a get-the-hell-outta-here cloud. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
645 Republicans have clouds? 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
646 Sitting here with you on a day like this, I really feel like life is returning to normal. 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
647 The weather forecast predicted clouds with possible constipation! 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
648 You're seriously talking about the weather on our first date? 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
649 We call those cirrius clouds. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
650 Guiliani wants to be Mayor again. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
651 Don't look so worried, there's bound to be a silver lining. 1.3714 0.04792 140 94 40 6
652 Lets go before they start clapping! 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
653 They seemed happier when we were staying indoors. 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
654 That's the Amazon Cloud because it's angry, pushy, and huge. 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
655 I think we're not sitting far enough apart. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
656 Well, the weatherman did say that storm clouds would threaten any outdoor plans ... 1.3704 0.05518 108 73 30 5
657 Meanhouse gases 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
658 Well, there's cumulus, nimbus, anthropogenic, cirrus, psychotic and downright killer clouds. Now can we eat? 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
659 It’s not ‘so typical’ of me to say the clouds look angry - look! 1.3696 0.05641 138 101 23 14
660 Those clouds look threatening to me. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
661 Looks like global warming has gone global warning. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
662 I‘m feeling a little under the weather... 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
663 He’s big, angry, and out for attention. I see him as mayor in two weeks. 1.3689 0.06071 122 90 19 13
664 We stole his thunder. 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
665 No, I don't see a poodle and two cats. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
666 Two's company -- Three's a cloud. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
667 Does it look like the weather is getting ugly? 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
668 So you said your last boyfriend had anger issues and a god complex? 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
669 Is it just me, or is the weather getting more aggressive every year? 1.3680 0.05148 125 85 34 6
670 Funny, I thought Trump lost! 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
671 Well, the forecast did say 'Cloudy with a chance of rage.' 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
672 Look, that one’s shaped like an idiot! 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
673 I’m not connected to the cloud 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
674 Climate change is getting real nasty... 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
675 Are you sure you don't see a face? 1.3664 0.05107 131 90 34 7
676 No, I see a bunny rabbit. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
677 Who ya gonna' call? 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
678 It’s a pugilist nimbu 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
679 It is only Trump. All he is now is wind! 1.3659 0.06029 123 91 19 13
680 Nimbostratusmeathead formation. We won’t get a drop. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
681 Word got out about your aerosol hair spray. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
682 Could be worse, could be ants. 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
683 The weather has turned on us. 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
684 I don’t like the look of those clouds 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
685 Yeah, a fluffy unicorn. I see it too. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
686 It's all that hot air coming up from Florida. 1.3646 0.06806 96 71 15 10
687 It doesn’t look like the weather is going to cooperate. 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
688 Wow, Honey. That was some fart. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
689 So maybe we ditched the mask mandate too soon? 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
690 Honey, not sure if trusting the Cloud was a good idea 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
691 Honestly, I don't see it. 1.3628 0.05343 113 77 31 5
692 It looks as if ants aren't the real threat this picnic. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
693 Anger, hatred, cancel culture... it's all in the cloud now. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
694 It looks like the weather has turned against us. 1.3628 0.05343 113 77 31 5
695 It's an aggressive way to tell me I've exceeded my cloud storage. 1.3628 0.06166 113 83 19 11
696 My Zadie, may he rest in peace, isn’t too happy you’re Catholic. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
697 I told you not to upload your mom's picture to the cloud. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
698 Best cut back on your Valium dose. I'm not seeing your fluffy little bunny there. 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
699 Maybe the Mayans were right. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
700 I hate it when weather turns violent. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
701 Since Twitter and Facebook barred him, he's been trolling the cloud. 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
702 Yup. They’re kicking in. I’m definitely feeling something now. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
703 Please tell me that you are seeing what I am seeing. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
704 Uh, did I hear you say your father's name is Zeus? 1.3607 0.05710 122 88 24 10
705 I said cirrus not serious! 1.3604 0.05399 111 76 30 5
706 Why can't he Admit he Lost... 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
707 ....I've heard of angry skies but this is ridiculous. 1.3604 0.05399 111 76 30 5
708 The ugly side of cloud computing. 1.3603 0.05780 136 102 19 15
709 I never thought Trump would end up in Heaven! 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
710 Looks like we'll be fighting the rain tonight. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
711 I liked it better when the clouds looked like little bunnies. 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
712 If I had to mansplain that, I’d say it’s cumufurious. 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
713 I'm suddenly concerned about climate change 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
714 I guess climate change really is a threat! 1.3590 0.05355 117 81 30 6
715 Did you forget the wine? 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
716 Rows and flows of angel hair and ice cream castles in the air? Seriously? 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
717 Why so cirrus? 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
718 This does remind me of a Simon and Garfunkel song." 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
719 I beleive those are Cumulominous clouds 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
720 It's threatening to rain. 1.3571 0.05475 98 66 29 3
721 Stormy Daniels? I thought it looked more like Stormy Trump 1.3571 0.06195 112 83 18 11
722 Thank you for getting us ‘End of the World’ tickets, I was afraid I’d miss it; and this charcuterie board, delicious! 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
723 I think you’ve reached your cloud storage limit. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
724 That reminds me...I need more cloud space. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
725 So that’s what the weatherman meant by ‘cloudy with a chance of rage.’ 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
726 That one sorta looks like the 45th president of the United States. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
727 Now that's an angry sky. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
728 Doesn’t seem to be silver-lined, eh? 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
729 You always see the worst in things Sean 1.3558 0.06397 104 77 17 10
730 No, I don’t think it looks like my mother. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
731 Apparently my cloud storage bill is overdue. 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
732 What was in those brownies you brought? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
733 We survived the Trump Administration, this storm will pass too. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
734 I see a cat and a chicken. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
735 The press release said he was moving to his golf club in New Jersey. What’s he doing in Central Park? 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
736 If that's low pressure we're naming it wrong. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
737 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is a Pommelus cloud 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
738 Are you sure you’re not just projecting? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
739 I’m just happy to be vaccinated and out of the house. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
740 I'll just go get a bottle of wine. Be right back 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
741 Relax. The CDC says we can ignore airborne threats now that we're vaccinated. 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
742 I blame de Blasio 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
743 They don't look that threatening to me. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
744 So you say your ex is the almighty Zeus...? 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
745 After 2020, what could it do to us? 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
746 When you invited me, I probably should have mentioned that I washed my car this morning. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
747 That one looks like your mother. I’m sorry, but you did ask. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
748 No, I don’t see it as a fluffy teddy bear. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
749 I rather prefer the one with God reaching out to touch Adam's finger. 1.3524 0.05238 105 71 31 3
750 You told me you’re a meteorologist! You never said anything about being married to your job! 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
751 I suppose I might not like it if people talked about me all the time either. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
752 The only thing I can see in the clouds is your angry father. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
753 You talk about your ex like he's a god. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
754 And today of ALL days you tell me to delete my Instagram 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
755 Partly sunny with a chance of rain”- why do you ask 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
756 And that one looks like your Dad. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
757 But it might not be us--there are several thousand people seeing these same clouds." 1.3505 0.05492 97 66 28 3
758 Do you think it wants the pie? 1.3505 0.06722 97 73 14 10
759 I slipped and called them ‘Wind Bags’, but just look at their over-blown reaction! 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
760 Ok - just tell them you drive a hybrid 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
761 It looks like you uploaded a virus. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
762 He's bluffing...I say we stay and enjoy our picnic. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
763 Yes, I did wash the car this morning. Why? 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
764 Tough cloud tonight. 1.3495 0.06575 103 78 14 11
765 OMG he got his twitter account back 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
766 Is it just me, or is that a threatening sky? 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
767 Is it the brie, or does that cloud look constipated? 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
768 For God's sake Christy, where did you get those mushrooms from? 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
769 I'm guessing mother nature isn't as happy about going back to normal as we are 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
770 The weather has turned violent. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
771 It’s so nice things are finally getting back to normal 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
772 Normally it’s just the omnipresent decline of morality that makes me feel threatened. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
773 Do you have a sacrifice for the gods....or maybe an umbrella? 1.3478 0.06814 92 69 14 9
774 Hmm, evil? I just see an angry toddler. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
775 Don't be alarmed. We've had our second shot. 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
776 No, I still don't believe we have a climate change problem! 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
777 I was going to say I saw a ducky and a horsie, but I changed my mind. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
778 You think it’s going to rain? 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
779 is it too late to ask for a rain check? 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
780 I told you it would come again another day! 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
781 Is he throwing shade? 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
782 The Covid cloud’s still hanging over us.” 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
783 What would Joni Mitchel do right now? 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
784 After being inside for the past year, I’m starting to feel like we are no longer welcome outside. 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
785 I might have forgotten to renew our subscription to the Cloud. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
786 English Major, film minor; trust me, this is NOT symbolism. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
787 Louise, for the last time, I'm a psychokineticist not a meteorologist. 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
788 I see your face everywhere. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
789 Enough with the cloud-shape game. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
790 Sometimes I feel the universe is against me. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
791 I can go grab a bottle of wine, really it would be no trouble 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
792 I used to see castles and puppies. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
793 Do you ever feel like you're living in a pharmaceutical commercial? 1.3435 0.05813 131 100 17 14
794 Did you bring any protection? 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
795 You’re right, apocalypse in person is much better than zoom 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
796 I see the Donald. How about you? 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
797 He looks awfully cirrus. 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
798 He's extremely cirrus about climate change. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
799 I think it's trying to tell us something. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
800 We should never have discussed where to meet on the cloud. 1.3421 0.05112 114 79 31 4
801 I knew I shouldn't have stolen its silver lining. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
802 I'm no astrologer, but this can't be a good sign. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
803 I never know if the clouds are angry or if i’m just projecting 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
804 Remember the song,'Spirit in the Sky? This is the Polar Vortex version. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
805 Now, without any sudden moves, check your weather app. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
806 I don’t know why, but I feel like there’s this cloud hanging over me. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
807 Looks like it wants to reign. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
808 Honey - why did you call him a nimbus. That’s such an insult 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
809 I just don't want to be the first to leave 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
810 You know how people say you can see things in the clouds. I never believed that until now. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
811 Fly the friendly skies," they said. Look what happens when we stop flying 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
812 I may be just an old public school English teacher, but I think that I know pathetic fallacy when I see it! 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
813 Looks like your ex got his skywriting permit. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
814 and we were concerned about ants? 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
815 This whole climate change thing makes me miss old fashioned rainstorms. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
816 Cloud NEIN!!! 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
817 Don’t worry, he’s just full of hot air. We were absolutely here first! 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
818 They said, "Threat of rain today," but Jeez.... 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
819 Well, angry but not mushroom at least,, 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
820 Oh I forgot to tell you. Zeus is my ex. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
821 That's funny, I just see an elephant. 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
822 I don’t have a good feeling about this. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
823 ‘I just don’t see it, John. Point to the face again for me.’ 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
824 Did you pack our masks? 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
825 They want equal time with sunsets. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
826 All I see is my Ex. 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
827 Acid Rain? 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
828 Either we’re in for some nasty weather or I’m having another psychotic episode. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
829 Global warming has evolved to Climate Mood Swings! 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
830 I knew we took off our masks too soon. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
831 I don't think masks will help. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
832 דער מענטש טראַכט און גאָט לאַכט 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
833 You see an angry monster about to attack? I see a very sad little boy needing a hug! 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
834 I've been environmentally conscious my entire life, and this is what I get? 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
835 Did you say your husband is with the Weather Channel? 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
836 How many Times did you enter your password incorrectly? 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
837 That one looks like my boss. 1.3368 0.05314 95 65 28 2
838 Before I started therapy, I used to see threats everywhere. 1.3367 0.05013 98 66 31 1
839 Grievances are cumulative, you know. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
840 I liked it better when ‘angry clouds’ was just a metaphor for rain. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
841 Cloudy with a chance of cataclysmic, skin melting acid rain. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
842 Was your ex-boyfriend a Weather Man? 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
843 What did we do this time? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
844 Usually I'd say I see a doggy or a ducky, but today the clouds look a little more ominous. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
845 The forecast was right. A mix of sun and cloud with a chance of tantrums. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
846 Sweetie… there is no evidence that climate change makes storms more aggressive 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
847 Uh oh. Looks like it may get muggy. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
848 The weatherman said there was a threat of foul weather, but I just don’t see it. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
849 Something tells me my cloud-based apps crashed. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
850 A sign from God? Don't you think that's overreacting a bit? 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
851 You know what they say, two’s company, three’s a cloud. 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
852 Those are some cirrus looking clouds. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
853 There is a lot of anger in cyberspace these days. Whatever happened to fluffy clouds and the lazy days of summer? 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
854 They say data cloud migration is very bad this time of year. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
855 I have a feeling that forgetting to bring an umbrella is the least of our problems. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
856 We've made it too hot for them to precipitate. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
857 I paraded on his rain. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
858 Really? I just see a horse. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
859 The cloud game? What do I see? Uh, you go first. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
860 I see Donald Trump, Roger Stone, and Rudy Giuliani, and they’re really, really mad. What do you see? 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
861 It seems directed at you, dear. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
862 I prefer Angry Birds 1.3333 0.05087 114 80 30 4
863 Better pack up the picnic, Helen. That’s an angry looking sky. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
864 Well, the weatherman got it right this time, it's definitely threatening! 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
865 THIS could end the debate about climate change. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
866 So, your ex. is a skywriter? 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
867 They hate it when you call them 'angry' storm clouds. They prefer the phrase 'fully committed.' 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
868 Umm, I think climate change just became more aggressive. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
869 I'm sure it's just a UFO, Mother Nature loves us. 1.3333 0.05369 93 64 27 2
870 He's had it out for me ever since I peed in the ocean. 1.3333 0.07062 93 73 9 11
871 For just $0.99 monthly it smiles. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
872 I left something in the car, I’ll be right back. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
873 They said "cloudy with a chance of getting your ass kicked." 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
874 Of course I take it personally. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
875 It’s ready to rumble. 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
876 Honey we have been playing cloud matching game for hours now, but they all just look like your mum. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
877 We should go. The weather looks threatening. 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
878 It's not your ex, it's the humidity. 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
879 Everyone's a critic. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
880 Rain? No. Just an Old Testament pattern of petulance that will blow right on through. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
881 Are we still holding out hope for 2021? 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
882 "In like a lion, out like a son of a bitch." 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
883 Well, even paranoiacs have real enemies, honey. 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
884 This was my nightmare as a little kid. Oscar the Grouch as a grown up. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
885 Now that the pandemic is ending, what do we have to worry about? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
886 Relax honey,every cloud has a silver lining. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
887 I'm late paying for cloud storage again 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
888 I probably shouldn't have said the weather sucks on my weather app. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
889 Why that’s a clobber-ya-nimbus cloud menacing in the horizon. 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
890 Remember when threatening weather just meant an impending storm? 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
891 After the year we’ve had, I’m not even phased anymore 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
892 You said it was supposed to be impartially cloudy today! 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
893 One of us might have to convert. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
894 I don’t know. Looks threatening to me. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
895 Don’t worry. He has resting bitch face. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
896 Your old boyfriend? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
897 He wants us off his lawn. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
898 The weatherman wasn't lying when he said we were going to be hit by a storm today. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
899 He knows I’m married. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
900 I think we should break up. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
901 Everybody needs a hug. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
902 Maybe this isn’t the best time to pop an important question. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
903 Look its not you, it's the cloud... 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
904 The Navy says it’s a UFO but I just don’t see it. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
905 Was it something we said or something we did? 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
906 Clouds were nicer without data stored inside. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
907 I told you it was threatening rain today... 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
908 I don't know, I don't see any silver linings here 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
909 Those clouds have been threatening all day, but now I think it’s more than just a threat. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
910 He says they're sick of being called fluffy. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
911 He looks so much angrier without a mask on 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
912 I think I ate one too many pot brownies! 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
913 But they blocked his Twitter account! 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
914 I look at clouds from both sides now. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
915 I see a bluebird singing a beautiful song about you and me and our life ahead. What do you see?" 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
916 The forecast said cloudy with a chance of pain. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
917 Let's go to church whatya say? 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
918 The windy city is more hostile than I expected. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
919 So when you said your ex had his head in the clouds... 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
920 Stop putting everything in the cloud! 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
921 Who knew The Cloud actually reads the personal data! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
922 Those are some mean looking storm clouds rolling in! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
923 At least it isn't a mushroom cloud. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
924 Who’s going to tell him that we don’t need to wear masks outside anymore? 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
925 I think we'd better pack up, the skies are starting to look ugly. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
926 We are on cloud 6 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
927 They always claim the cloud is ‘secure’. Personally, I think it’s a bit insecure. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
928 Climate change is getting hard to ignore. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
929 ... and what do you mean by ‘that cloud reminds me of you.’? 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
930 He looks pretty steamed about something. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
931 We should leave...it seems to be protecting its young. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
932 Looks like all hail's gonna break loose. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
933 Well, you see, my mother never did like to see me dating. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
934 This isn’t what I pictured when you said your ex had his head in the clouds 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
935 I just remembered I wanted to talk to you about your family. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
936 I think I should schedule that therapy session. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
937 Did we miss the public radio pledge drive? 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
938 They say the spirit of Donald, Don Jr. and Eric still lurks over the old building site. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
939 Boy, clouds are funny. I see a man walking his two Chihuahuas. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
940 We're in for some nasty weather 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
941 It’s part of a government experiment to turn angry participation into angry precipitation. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
942 The weather has turned pretty cirrus. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
943 Honestly, I find it refreshing to be disappointed by something familiar again. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
944 Well, they did say the weather would turn threatening. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
945 You left all your old EX's photos in the Cloud, didn't you? 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
946 Geez, all I said was "rain rain go away ... " 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
947 I thought 'cloudy with a chance of pain' was a typo... 1.3229 0.06866 96 76 9 11
948 I probably should have told to I used to date someone in the Cloud. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
949 You never told me that your father disapproved of me. Or that he was a cloud. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
950 Microdosing does have a few minor side effects. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
951 You think the scientists were on to something? 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
952 The weather said “Threatening afternoon Clouds” but this is ridiculous! 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
953 The Gods must be angry 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
954 The effects of these transgressions are cumulotive, honey 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
955 I back all my personal stuff up to the cloud, don't you? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
956 But Fauchi said we could now sit 3 feet away from one another... 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
957 Looks more like serious than cirrus. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
958 It’s the Mona Lisa effect. It only appears to be looking right at us. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
959 Mom did promise that she'd watch over me 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
960 The way I look at it is, behind every dark cloud is new CDC guidance. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
961 The weatherman was certainly right when he called for threatening skies. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
962 Now do you believe climate change is real? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
963 'Is it me or does that lady on our right have a really long beard?' 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
964 I think he’s mad it’s leg day 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
965 I guess I never really knew what angry clouds were. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
966 That one looks but like your mother. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
967 Well, there's one that doesn't look like a chicken. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
968 Actually, I'll never leave my wife, and I think I'll go home now. 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
969 The sky looks threatening. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
970 Did we stay indoors too long so that nature took over the city? 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
971 These aren't our fair weather friends, Cheryl. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
972 Maybe we’re just anthropomorphizing? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
973 Is the 2024 campaign really starting now? 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
974 Don’t worry, it’s only a bad omen if you believe in that stuff. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
975 What exactly was in that potato salad? 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
976 The weather does look rather threatening today, doesn't it? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
977 Do you believe in weather weirding? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
978 You know how clouds sometimes look like pleasant things? 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
979 Don’t worry. It’s only partly cloudy. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
980 Could it be the camembert? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
981 Well, it's just not the summer of love anymore. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
982 No, I don't see a fluffy pillow or a bunny. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
983 Do you ever feel like climate change is coming for you? 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
984 That's the meanest cloud I've ever seen 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
985 The forecast called for an angry storm. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
986 Climate angry, very very angry 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
987 Bunnies? Why yes, they do look like bunnies!" 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
988 Don't worry, he looks constipated. 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
989 Climate change is definitely getting more personal. 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
990 I didn't post any nasty political material to the cloud, did you? 1.3163 0.05148 98 69 27 2
991 Well I'm sorry I just don't see it. It looks like a uterus to me. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
992 They stay by his side in case he has toget up and rain in the middle of the night. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
993 Now that's what I'd call an occluded affront 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
994 I know exactly how he feels - who draws a picnic with bread and cheese and leaves out the wine? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
995 Ugh, uninvited gusts 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
996 I’m telling you, is just a hoax 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
997 I'd suggest staying longer, but the clouds are becoming threatening. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
998 Actually, I’m not a devout atheist. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
999 I guess Trump found a way to overcome his Twitter ban 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1000 It started with Bob Dylan going electric. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1001 Looks like we're in for nasty weather. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1002 We won't get wet. Those are rage clouds, not rain clouds. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1003 Oh, so for once you see it too? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1004 This is definitely not cloud nine 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1005 Blue skies frowning at me 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1006 He's been following me around because I'm not wearing a mask! 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1007 Don't worry, he's full of hot air. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1008 So, here's a fun fact ... not every cloud has a silver lining! 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1009 Is this what they mean when they say "the gods are angry?" 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1010 I hate to eat and run...but 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1011 We're vaccinated. So why do I still feel like something bad's about to happen? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1012 I try to look at clouds from both sides. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1013 You’re such an optimist, Fern. I see something way different. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1014 Does your ex still work on Amazon's cloud? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1015 Uh oh, Lisa, I think I might have over-microdosed. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1016 Maybe he just didn't hear the news that vaccinated people can take their masks off in public 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1017 Today’s forecast looks partly angry with a chance of showers 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1018 I always thought “threatening cloud” was just a metaphor. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1019 So that's what extreme weather looks like. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1020 Cumulus, nimbus or apocalyptic? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1021 Have you noticed how threatening today's weather is? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1022 A glass of Chardonnay before the Apocalypse, darling? 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1023 It’s his post-Twitter blog. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1024 I just have a feeling something bad is going to happen. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1025 Maybe we should call it climate vengeance. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1026 Raincheck? 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
1027 Tell me you didn't upload another cat video. 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
1028 Now there's a threatening cloud. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1029 No, I’m not anthropomorphizing. The sky really does look angry. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1030 It seems like a lot of things remind you of your previous marriage. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1031 I told you he wouldn’t like it if you called his wife “puffy” 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1032 They banned him from Twitter. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1033 Threatening clouds today 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1034 I guess I just don't see it. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1035 Keep smiling, don’t look intimidated, reduce your carbon footprint, and we’ll be okay. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1036 Looks like someone ran out of storage. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1037 It’s been a tough year for him - no parades to rain on. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1038 Honey, do you remember where we parked the Ark? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1039 Maybe naming your chihuahua Thor wasn't your best idea. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1040 I owe him data protection money. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1041 As long as it breaks the humidity. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1042 He’s all fluff. Let’s eat. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1043 The forecast did warn of threatening skies... 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1044 I think we have been inside for too long. We have to fight the elements now 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1045 I’ll admit, this time, the weather is as bad as they predicted 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1046 Try not to make eye contact! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1047 In four months people will call it a tourist visit! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1048 That cloud looks ready to burst. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1049 We gotta stop using plastic. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1050 I owe some guys a rain check 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1051 I think it's a new cloud of disinformation. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1052 Something wicked this way comes.... 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1053 Looks like they're fed up with computing. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1054 Quick, show him your tits. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1055 LOOKS LIKE A CLOUD OF RESENTMENT UP THERE. I WONDER WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1056 He’s bluffing. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1057 It looks like a fluffy bunny...with a carrot up its ass 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1058 He just got downgraded from a tornado to a sprinkle so he is a little upset. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1059 I think he's saying he's going to reign... 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1060 Three’s a cloud. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1061 I told you you talk up a storm! 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1062 The weather forecast did call for cloudy with a chance of mean 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1063 Hmmm... I’m seeing him everywhere. Is Trump Derangement Syndrome actually real? 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1064 The weather looks angry. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1065 Although I know every cloud has a silver lining, I’m afraid this one’s got a “Silver Back”! 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1066 "Looks like someone hacked the cloud." 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1067 I heard the S’Mores are rising up and demanding their rights all over the country. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1068 So you're Baptist, and I worship Thor. I still think we can make it work. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1069 I remember as a child I saw bunnies and puppies. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1070 What's louder and scarier than a thunder clap? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1071 They took away his Twitter account, so now he's trying to dominate the air waves. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1072 What makes you think a storm is coming? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1073 I got the feeling that something...,something big is going to happen. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1074 I guess this is what they mean by ‘threatening weather’ 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1075 Trump just won't admit he lost the election." 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1076 I hope he's not the one I uploaded my files to. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1077 Looks like another pounding’s coming over the horizon – never fails on national car wash day. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1078 Really? It just looks like a giant cotton ball to me. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1079 OMG, Trump is moving back to Manhattan! 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1080 And you thought you would get away with climate change 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1081 What was in those brownies? 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1082 You know--this is Trump's fault 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1083 Looks like you overstayed your welcome on cloud no. 9 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1084 All I said was "Don't the clouds look light and fluffy today." 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1085 We’d better go. It looks like it might start spitting. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1086 The weather's a bit pissy today, don't you think? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1087 Just realised I shouldn't have uploaded THAT file to the cloud. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1088 And that’s why I don’t keep my pictures in the cloud. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1089 Somehow I knew bagels and cream cheese this morning was going be the best part of the day! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1090 I feel a nasty storm brewing! 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1091 Looks like Google Cloud now has Trump's Tweets. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1092 I'm a little concerned about this new phase of climate change. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1093 The weatherman did predict threatening clouds. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1094 Not sure if this is a sign to breakup or just stay home 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1095 Cloud security makes you hard to access. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1096 I'm not paranoid. It's just that cloud surveillance really worries me. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1097 Whatever it is, I didn't do it! 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1098 The temper is in the 80s today. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1099 So many things I would have done but clouds got in the way". Now I get it 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1100 We’re going straight to hail. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1101 Seeing couples outside again is giving him cumulust. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1102 Oh look, that cloud’s in the shape of Russell Crowe looking for a fight! 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1103 I'm thinking that nature has had it with us humans. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1104 Someone must have left open the gate at Mar a Lago again. 1.3023 0.07031 86 69 8 9
1105 Is this what they meant by 'high pressure' system? 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1106 I miss ants. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1107 That’s not what I meant by rapture. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1108 That’s my spirit cloud. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1109 Maybe let’s not talk about the weather?” 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1110 Fire ants, mosquitoes, horse flies, hornets, killer bees, rabid rats and now this. Do you think nature is trying to tell us something? 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1111 I meant to tell you; I moved all our wedding pictures to the cloud. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1112 Yes, I see a bunny rabbit too. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1113 Sure, the clouds look like they've developed sentience and are less than pleased, but what about how I feel? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1114 He wants all of our cheese! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1115 I suspect it's a reaction to acid rain! 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1116 Wait, your mother’s maiden name is Nature!? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1117 This might be the shrooms talking but that cloud wants to kill me. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1118 Something tells me your family knows about us. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1119 I'm starting to take global warming personally. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1120 Even the clouds want more than I can give. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1121 I'm not paranoid. I'm not paranoid. I'm not paranoid. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1122 At least the ants don't look menacing. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1123 That cloud reminds me of my DAD 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1124 Kiss Her!! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1125 Maybe we should be getting worried about the Climate Change situation. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1126 I think he wants us to sit six feet apart! 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1127 His new tweets are stuck in the clouds now. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1128 Do you ever feel like the whole world is out to get you? 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1129 I was wondering what the report meant by "heavyweight weather". 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1130 They call it "bad weather", but what if it has its reasons? 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1131 So that’s what an angry sky looks like 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1132 So long story short, we have to sacrifice one weather man 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1133 Did the CDC say anything about avoiding large clouds? 1.3000 0.06787 90 72 9 9
1134 I love how you see an angry rain cloud and all I see is your mother coming to wreck our fun. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1135 This is serious weather 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1136 Think of all the garbage that get's stored on the cloud. You'd be angry too. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1137 I don't blame him. He hasn't messed anyone's day in over a year. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1138 So, is that a No? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1139 I hope it is nothing personal 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1140 Let's get out of here then. I've got inkblots at home. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1141 If only there was a sign that climate change was real... 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1142 That one looks like your father. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1143 Don´t worry, it´s social distancing 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1144 Can we go back to cloud nine? 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1145 I'm afraid I too have seen clouds from both sides now. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1146 A friend of yours? 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1147 I'm looking for the silver lining, but I just don't see it 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1148 When your father said he’d be the cloud hanging over our relationship, I didn’t think he meant it literally. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1149 Do you think that’s the 3rd or 4th wave? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1150 Look on the bright side. It’ll be a helluva rainbow. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1151 This weather is looking nasty 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1152 Bezos said he was expanding the cloud...I didn’t think he meant this. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1153 A duck? Thats what you see? I see an angry face. Look, there's the frown and it even has fists and some little friends! 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1154 I just can't shake the feeling your father is still watching us. 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1155 It’s spooky. No matter where you put your blanket, the eyes are staring right at you. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1156 I think I should return to Xanax 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1157 Never rub a stratocumulus the wrong way. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1158 Really, I’m not usually a pessimist... 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1159 They told us the climate would change but no one warned us it would get this moody 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1160 That’s funny. The forecast said only a slight chance of super vengeful and deliberately evil storms today 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1161 Two’s a company, three’s a cloud 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1162 Why’s he staring at us? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1163 Okay, so becoming a fossil fuel lobbyist was a bit of a misfire. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1164 Did you pay the iCloud account? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1165 He didn't want us to steal his thunder. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1166 Did you close the windows? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1167 Looks like your mother's joining us. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1168 Looks like bunnies and lambs to me. What do you see? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1169 Damn it, Trump even ruined the clouds for me.” 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
1170 Let's call the bluff and crack open this baguette. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1171 Looks like this storm is really going to pack a punch. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1172 I "unfriended" him on Facebook. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1173 So now we know what would happen if Mike Tyson married Joni Mitchell. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1174 They said the second jab was bad 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1175 I’m quite sure your father doesn’t like me Athena 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1176 I dated his sister 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1177 We're gonna need a bigger umbrella. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1178 I think all the talk about climate change is over emphasized 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1179 Well, at least it's not ants. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1180 A fighter of his stratus is the cumulus of years of condensation 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1181 I’m so sorry. I’m feeling a bit under the weather. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1182 The sky looks a little angry. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1183 I knew the climate was changing, but this feels dramatic. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1184 I’m torn—those clouds look menacing but we really need the rain. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1185 I guess that means no? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1186 Now I'm not sure if I took my anti-anxiety medication... 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1187 I don't see it 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1188 Joni Mitchell was right after all... 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1189 I don't know, Diana, I feel like your dad just doesn't like me. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1190 Can we talk about this when the weather is more favorable? 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1191 I think it's trying to rain. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1192 They'll never make this stuff legal. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1193 I keep getting signs that your family doesn't approve of me. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1194 He’s just pissed that no one looks at him from both sides now 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1195 Resting cloud face? 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1196 Yes, Linda, I think it is a sign! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1197 But we’re six feet apart! 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1198 Don’t look, it’s my ex. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1199 It's not the heat, it's the pugility. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1200 Ever since the sky started going to therapy, it’s been opening up a lot more. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1201 This really is the era of outdoor entertainment... 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1202 Ok, NOW can we consummate? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1203 Wait until you see the old devil moon 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1204 Let's pack up. It looks like rage. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1205 The clouds used to just roll in, but now they roll in with the punches. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1206 If he is trying to impress you, this will not end well. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1207 I think they liked it better when they had the place to themselves during lockdown... 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1208 You didn't tell me your ex was a cumulonimbus... 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1209 Your mother never gives up, I thought she'd rest in peace. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1210 This feels like a bad caption waiting to happen. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1211 Wasn’t having an “earth day” enough? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1212 Looks like that hacker brother of yours might have breached the cloud again. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1213 Looks like Hurricane Karen is coming to speak to the manager 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1214 I probably shouldn't have said 'Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs' was a bad movie. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1215 That reminds me, your mother called this morning. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1216 You said your dad’s in heaven? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1217 The forecast was for threatening skies, but who knew he'd take it so personally? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1218 Are you seeing someone else? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1219 It's not an angry cloud, it just stormed the Capitol after its normal tourist visit. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1220 Now, will you take climate change seriously? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1221 I can’t remember if those are cumulus or acrimonious. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1222 Now do you think defunding the meteorologists was a good idea? 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1223 Any luck with your new antidepressant? 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1224 I didn't think they meant the weather could turn... on us! 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1225 We’d better go, Jim. This place doesn’t have a very friendly atmosphere. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1226 That's not how I thought Mother Nature would look. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1227 I no longer assume the worst. I look at clouds from both sides now. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1228 I'm thinking we should have immediate public intercourse. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1229 Trumpanzee is in bad mood? 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1230 Are you sure that dark angry cloud hanging over our relationship is merely metaphorical? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1231 Oh crap. Anthropomorphic emissions. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1232 I’m not seeing bows and flows of angel hair. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1233 When you said your husband had his head in the clouds, you really weren’t joking, huh? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1234 Climate change....Cumulo-furious. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1235 what the hell did you "upload"? 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1236 I have a feeling that maybe this relationship isn't going to work out. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1237 The weatherman said there was an 80% chance the gods would try to smite us. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1238 Is this what Accuweather meant by 'storms threatening? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1239 Time to change my cloud password 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1240 If this is the gateway to heaven, I don’t want to see the other one. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1241 Even weather here has a New York attitude. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1242 I thought you said you broke up with him? 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
1243 He just wants a hug. But is unsure if it’s too soon. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
1244 They’re just not used to seeing people outside. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1245 If we had ants, it would be a perfect picnic. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1246 My gosh, you're right! It does look like an engagement ring! 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1247 I think it’s one of those Cloud Boys. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1248 Do you want to move? There is a bit of a glare. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1249 The weather looks threatening. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1250 I think that it, too, has seen the Friends Reunion. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1251 I think they are protesting the silver lining requirement. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1252 The weatherman said that it will get stormy, not angry. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1253 Relax... it’s fake clouds. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1254 I may have uploaded something bad to the cloud. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1255 It's not me...It's the gods that are telling us it's over. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1256 Maybe we're overthinking this. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1257 He hates it when you only see cauliflower. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1258 At least we won't have to deal with ants. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1259 Well at least Trump is not president anymore 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1260 So “I can unleash the fury of the gods if irked” wasn’t just flirty online banter? 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1261 I know you said your last relationship was a bit nebulous but wow! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1262 Father earth believes in corporal punishment 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1263 I just don't think our relationship can continue under this cloud of jealousy. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1264 I told you the Cloud was gonna get upset if you uploaded one more picture of all your cats. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1265 How about a rain check. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1266 I thought storms only have one eye 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1267 That's not the kind of climate change I had in mind. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1268 They looked ominous from afar but by god this is downright intimidating. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1269 Well that's a threatening cloud. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1270 I really hate this naming storms thing. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
1271 I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now and still somehow I think your ex is sending us a sign. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1272 It looks threatening but it’s just hot air. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1273 The weatherman said now that coronavirus is on the wane, we can expect it to start raining blood and frogs. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1274 I don’t know if it’s picnic weather. That cloud looks menacing. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1275 It looks like another one has reached its saturation point. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1276 I see your father’s disapproval everywhere. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1277 So...This is not what I paid the skywriter to do. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1278 Fitting that your father shows himself on our anniversary. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1279 I know I’m not supposed to talk about the weather, but... 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1280 Ted, did you upload another screenplay to the cloud? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1281 Remember when we were kids and we use to see bunny rabbits? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1282 They're called Cumulogrumpus, the anthropomorphic side of climate change. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1283 By the way, how's your mother? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1284 Can we paint it on the ceiling? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1285 That’s why they don’t call it “global warming” anymore. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1286 I wandered angry as a cloud? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1287 So, does this mean bipartisanship is out of the question? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1288 Well, it sure puts a damper on the atmosphere. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1289 That cloud looks like cotton. Cotton Mather. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1290 I think earth is saying it needs more than a day 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1291 I think he’s talking to you. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
1292 Maybe we should leave. Those clouds don’t look friendly. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1293 Winter iscoming . 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1294 Listen,I'm really sorry that I was so dismissive of climate change! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1295 ...and then I said to him,"Son,trust me,democracy is too big to fail." 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1296 I miss my mask! 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1297 Sorry, I don't see Snoopy. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1298 Hey, talk about your silver lining:  No ants. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1299 No, I do NOT see the little bunny! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1300 I’ve been seeing someone else. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1301 Looks like a furious storm is brewing. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1302 Didn't you say your ex had his head in the clouds? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1303 Who knew the cloud would reach its limit so soon! 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1304 What do you mean you feel a sense of clouded judgment? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1305 That's not the cumulus you just broke up with, is it? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1306 It's still better than going back inside 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1307 I'm not saying for sure it's a sign, but all you see are some sheep? 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1308 Don't make eye contact, you'll only encourage him. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1309 I guess my complaints don't appear so nebulous now, do they? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1310 He's not wearing a mask. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1311 I think he means it. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1312 I always feared the cloud could be hacked." 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1313 Uh -Oh Looks like pain . 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1314 What happened to "Rows and flows of angel hair And ice cream castles in the air"? 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1315 I'm having regrets about cloud nine... 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1316 Life made sense before CGI. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1317 This is proof that God supports indoor dining. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1318 Into each life sone pain must fall. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1319 You still see bunny rabbit shapes? For some reason I keep seeing my ex. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1320 I take it Rudy's back in town? 1.2812 0.07864 64 52 6 6
1321 I really hope he’s vaccinated. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1322 Should we make an offering? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1323 Well, have you ever heard of a happy looking storm that's on the horizon? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1324 Well, would you look at that! The weatherman was right today when he forecast threatening clouds. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1325 Maybe I shouldn't have said that the cloud looked like Trump. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1326 I better be more careful about what I save to the Cloud. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1327 Threatening weather? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1328 I just uploaded my 2020 to the cloud. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1329 Cloudy with a chance of assault it looks like.. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1330 I see a mean crab. What do you see” 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1331 Something tells me we’re not meant to be. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1332 I have a feeling this is going to be no picnic... 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1333 Looks like the cloud doesn't want to store any more of our junk. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1334 The weatherman didn’t say we’d have a “Karen” today, 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
1335 Just ignore him; he's an ex of mine. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1336 Is that where we've been storing all of our files? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1337 I wonder if this is how they felt in Pompeii? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1338 I know that look. It's gotta be the 2050 climate report. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1339 Call me Cumulus Nimrod one more time buddy! 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1340 It's just an illusion, after all. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1341 Ive heard of cumulonimbus, but this is ridiculous! 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1342 I see a butterfly. How about you? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1343 All I did was forget the wine, right? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1344 I think it's a fumulous. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1345 I thought they said variable clouds, with just a slight chance of Armageddon. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1346 'You shouldn't have called covid a passing cloud.' 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1347 It wasn't just one thing; it was cumulus. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1348 Of course you think that cloud looks like my mother. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1349 Former President or not, there just appears to be no escape. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1350 Geez Helen,what the hell did you upload?! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1351 And that one looks just like Edward G. Robinson. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1352 They said there was a chance OF severe weather not FROM severe weather 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1353 I guess I should have deleted my 20,000 unread spam emails from the cloud after all... 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1354 I know things haven't been perfect, but I really think we can weather this storm. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1355 Picnicking with a nephophobic 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1356 Perhaps we really should pay that Carbon Tax Bill!?! 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1357 I can't help it. I see Rudy Giuliani everywhere. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1358 Uh, you're not a climate denier, are you? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1359 Is it just me, or are you feeling atmospheric pressure to go back into lock down? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1360 What kind of mushrooms did you say were in the salad? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1361 After Covid, everything is cloudy. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1362 It still says 6% chance. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1363 Did I mention my mother is Mother Nature? I gotta go. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1364 Don't give him the brie. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1365 Climate change has stepped up the fight! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1366 I guess it wasn't aliens after all. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1367 I know one thing... I'm never peeing in a puddle again. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1368 Better go. The atmosphere's turning hostile. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
1369 The air quality alert did say hazardous. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1370 I see my dad, and he's disappointed in me and mad I didn't make more of my life. You said you saw a horse? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1371 Quick, do the thing! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1372 It looks like the little white cloud that cried finally got angry! 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1373 Why do you think it looks like my mother ? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1374 Your last boyfriend had jealously issues, and was not down-to-earth, anything else? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1375 This new social-distancing monitoring system makes me kind of nervous! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1376 With the effects of climate change, storms really seem to be meaner, don't you think? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1377 What do you think of Trump's new avatar? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1378 This is why you never say you're having a good hair day out loud, Judy. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1379 I just assumed I had looked at clouds from both sides now. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1380 Are you unhappy? I feel like there's a cloud hanging over us. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1381 I do not like the look of those reign clouds. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1382 I think we should stop complaining about the weather... 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1383 I dunno, even if we can be outdoors without masks, it still seems like a hostile atmosphere. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1384 Did we forget to sacrifice a virgin again? 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1385 I warned you not to upload those explicit photos to the cloud. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1386 You really know how to set him off, don’t you? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1387 I never take these weather threats personally. Do You? 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
1388 Yeah...I’m just glad it’s not humid. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1389 I forgot the grey poupon 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1390 That looks like big trouble for data storage! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1391 Is his left arm shorter than his right arm? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1392 That's a serious cumulus. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1393 The unintended consequences of hoarding Charmin. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1394 I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1395 The rage is there but the hands are way too large. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1396 Did we exceed our data plan again? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1397 It's unseasonably mean today. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1398 I see Cumulo-Nimby hasn’t changed” 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1399 Weather in these parts is known to pack a punch. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1400 The forecast did say there was a chance of belligerence. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1401 I knew bringing mushrooms to our picnic wasn’t a good idea 1.2747 0.06456 91 74 9 8
1402 I think he lost his data in the cloud. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1403 I kinda see my father everywhere. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1404 I guess it's time for the rumble in Central Park 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1405 And they say outdoor dining is less dangerous. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1406 Who did you say your ex was? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1407 What’s he so pissed about? We were the ones inside for a year. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1408 Too soon, maybe? 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
1409 Oh look! That one looks like a whale. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1410 The pandemic has caused anxiety about the strangest things 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1411 What's the harm in just saying Trump won? 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1412 Could this be the ACTUAL Rain of Terror 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1413 I forgot the pepper! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1414 You have one planet people. One planet! 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1415 Clouds are grueling. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1416 It’s a bird...it’s a plane...it’s humanity's increased use of fossil fuels resulting in climate change! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1417 I think they liked us better when we were inside. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1418 There’s something else I forgot to tell you. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1419 Is Giuliani running for mayor again? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1420 That cloud is definitely under the weather. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1421 It’s pretty similar to Pokémon Go 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1422 Well that’s certainly not a fair weather friend! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1423 Awww look honey he's coming to hug you 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1424 I dunno Carol - that cloud looks pretty nasty 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1425 But we created an environment that condones toxic masculinity rain 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1426 Yes, I'd say those are threatening clouds. 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
1427 That cloud reminds me of your father. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1428 That's clear evidence of climate change, wouldn't you say? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1429 Honey, where are the meatballs? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1430 I always thought angry storm clouds was just a figure of speech. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1431 My ex will never find us here. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1432 I think the one that looked like a bike looked cooler 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1433 You know, it could be some sort of omen. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1434 Your ex? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1435 I'm ready to go back to hiding. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1436 I don’t think we should get married with such a cloud hanging over us. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1437 I’m so over outdoor dining 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1438 Let me guess, the forecasters didn't see this coming either . 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1439 I thought you said your mother wasn't coming 'till next week. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1440 I see a unicorn,what do you see? 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1441 Do you think they’ll cancel the Yankee game? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1442 I guess this is the lawn before the storm they talk about 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1443 Relax, Harold, they are looking for a parade not you. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1444 I shouldn’t have denied climate change in that tweet this morning. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
1445 So, that's what you meant when you said that you used to date a weatherman. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1446 Either the world is ending or you're breaking up with me. 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1447 You could have told me you were already in a relationship. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1448 Are you seeing what I am seeing? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1449 What was that about a silver lining? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1450 Doesn't look like the weather wants to cooperate, lets go to my place 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1451 I think he's saying-- what part of, you are doomed, don't you understand 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1452 They did say that we would be threatened by bad weather. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1453 So, you really dated Poseidon? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1454 I guess someone else already rained on his parade... 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1455 This might be bad. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1456 I tried to warn you that the clouds were menacing. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1457 This could be why so many Republicans are afraid to stand against Trump. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1458 Remember when I told you I had had a stormy relationship? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1459 Maybe we should pack up. The weather looks threatening. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1460 Seriously, after Covid, what else could go wrong? 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1461 Dammit, it’s my trainer... I’m not supposed to eat carbs. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1462 I've always found weather talking so superficial and pointless 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1463 The way I see it, your judgment is clouded by your anger 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1464 Apparently, no one can see us happy! 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1465 Well it's about time. We're long overdue for Judgement Day 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1466 This'll be no picnic. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1467 I told you if was too soon to take off our masks. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1468 I swear I'm not a climate change denier. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1469 I like your shoes. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1470 No, I didn't mean that ALL clouds look like soft marshmallows 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1471 I think it heard you - 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1472 Are they talking about us? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1473 Looks like this time it's personal ... 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1474 I never take take weather threats seriously. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1475 Hera, honey, I thought you said he wouldn’t find us in New York! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1476 So much for subtlety... 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1477 I don’t know, something’s telling me we should be distancing still. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1478 Cloudy with a chance of Thunderdome. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
1479 Hey look honey, that cloud’s gained sentience. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1480 Is he still looking at me? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1481 I believe they call it 'Global Warning' now. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1482 I think your mom is still mad at us. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1483 What? All I said was "I think you're projecting your own feminist rage." 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1484 I feel your judgements are clouded sometimes 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1485 I don’t know, Diane. I just don’t think climate change is real. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1486 Summer 2020 New York City 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1487 I didn't realize the cloud actually read our emails. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1488 Usually I feel it in my knee... this one I feel it in my soul. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1489 I'm tired of your pessimism 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1490 Uh oh. This looks cirrus. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1491 Well, the therapist did say this would be no picnic. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1492 Not entirely sure I like looking at clouds from both sides now. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1493 I’m starting to feel this mushrooms 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1494 But he also does Falstaff. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1495 Cloudy with a change of meatheads. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1496 Felt far less threatening as an emoji. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1497 Oh, they just dun me periodically for my debt to the universe. 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
1498 I think climate change is coming soon to kick our a$$. Do you think we should do something? Or maybe continue to sit here eating our baguette with cheese and believe everything is going to be okay? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1499 It used to be ants... Now it's climate change. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1500 Cumulus, Nimbus, Daddy-Issue, so many different kinds... 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1501 don't worry i believe it'll storm off in a few minutes. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1502 Relax! It’s nothing. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1503 Well it’s either going to really rain or God farted. Either way I think we should go. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1504 what?” I don’t see anything. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1505 You cirrus-ly think I look like that when I get mad?" 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1506 I don't know about climate change but the weather certainly has become more nasty lately 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1507 Is it me or even the clouds in New York have attitude? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1508 Why did you have to badmouth the skyline? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1509 How fast can you run in those heels? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1510 Is it me, or is this cloud judging us? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1511 Cirrus envy. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1512 Weather’s especially threatening today 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1513 I think we've been uploading too much to the Cloud. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1514 That reminds me. Trump said he’s going to run again in 2024. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1515 The forecast did say 'partly cloudy with a chance of pain.' 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1516 I tell you that is not Donald Trump! 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
1517 Is your mother in town? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1518 I told you not to call the weather ugly 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1519 YOU'RE the Key Master? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1520 I hate asking about exes on first dates, but can you tell me a little more about Zeus? 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1521 Wait.. You’re married?!? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1522 I thought you were joking when you called your ex a ' god among men' 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1523 Do you think God is mad at us?I thought we were just going to have a picnic. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1524 It didn't like my joke about the weather. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1525 I'm sensing stratus anxiety. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1526 Honey, can we go? I'm starting to feel a little nephophobic. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1527 Is it just me or are storms more violent lately? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1528 What makes you think that climate change is real?" 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1529 I sense your umbrella is worthless at this point. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1530 The skies look angry today. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1531 Did I tell you about my ex? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1532 I guess we shouldn’t have talked about the weather. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1533 Heaven has finally gotten woke. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1534 I guess forgetting the ant spray won't be the biggest of our problems. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1535 As you can probably tell, I’ve dealt with my anger issues and I’m ready to move forward. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1536 I repeat "I don't have a silver lining!" 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1537 See Susan, you're Greek Mythology jokes aren't funny 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1538 Oh I don’t know, people see all kinds of stuff up there 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1539 Don't give me that crap about its silver lining. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1540 I think it's going to rain on our parade. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1541 Don't pay any attention to him. He's just a blowhard. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1542 I'm two months behind on my rain checks, otherwise I'd say postpone. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1543 Uh-oh, that one looks like my ex. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1544 Looks like it's gonna rain punches and slaps. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1545 I don’t think MY lack of sunny disposition is the problem here 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1546 When did you say your family is coming for a visit. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
1547 That’s what I love about you—it does look like a little lamb. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
1548 Tell me you see a puppy. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
1549 I didn't know your ex was a meteorologist. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1550 It's just a threat without teeth. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1551 Leave discreetly, or start pointing and screaming. It’s your call.” 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1552 I'm afraid our future looks rather cloudy. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1553 Does that cloud look like your father staring at my hand? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1554 Dad??? Your back??? We’re just having lunch! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1555 That cloud looks like 2020. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1556 We're not going to let a few threatening clouds spoil our picnic, are we? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1557 At least the ants are not angry at me too. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1558 I'm second guessing storing everything in "the cloud." 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1559 The forecast said cloudy, with a chance of anthropomorphism. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1560 That's what my Grammie called an angry cloud... 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1561 Best summer ever. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1562 ... and you didn't believe me when I said your family is looming large over us! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1563 I thought you said your ex wasn't the jealous type 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1564 Did you ever notice how some clouds look like angry baguettes? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1565 These thunderstorms never understand when I call them a low-pressure system on the 5:00 news, its nothing personal. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1566 I see a happy little cloud that wants a hug. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1567 CLOUD-19 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1568 Darling, do you think we made him angry by not wearing the mask? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1569 Soooo . . . when do we get to the 'rapture' part ? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1570 Looks like that storm can really pack a punch. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1571 I think that’s beyond ominous. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
1572 Ohh - I thought you were saying "sirius". 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
1573 What do you mean "see other people" Sheila? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1574 The sign did say keep off the grass 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1575 Looks like he's bringing the thunder 1.2637 0.04645 91 67 24 0
1576 It’s a stratocumulus horribilis. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
1577 Barry, have you met my father? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1578 Is that your thought cloud or mine? 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
1579 Hera, I think we need to break up. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1580 Must I explain again the difference between climate and weather? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1581 "How long have you had this fixation of dangerous clouds looming over your head?" 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1582 I didn’t expect anyone to notice that I farted. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1583 Um . . . yeah . . . that was thunder . . . 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1584 I'm a pilot and I think I cut him off to get here on time. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1585 Maybe you should put your shoes back on. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1586 No one else seems to think the sky looks threatening. What do you think? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1587 We're not exactly on Cloud Nine. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1588 When are the Clouds getting vaccinated? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1589 I still see Trump everywhere” 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1590 My ex is still a little possessive 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1591 My therapist says we see what we want to see, but this is *not* that. 1.2626 0.06021 99 81 10 8
1592 I don't like the looks of those clouds, honey. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1593 To be fair, they did predict threatening rain clouds. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1594 Remind me, your first marriage was on Mt Olympus, right? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1595 He was in case you said "no". 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1596 I 'm guessing that's the difference between 'partly cloudy' and 'partly sunny'. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1597 Climate rage. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1598 Maybe it's time we got vaccinated . 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1599 I don’t think they like the shapes we’re choosing 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1600 Eye-Cloud? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1601 They’ve really improved data security on the cloud. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1602 Hmmm. That cloud could use a class in anger management. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
1603 No one else seems to think those clouds look threatening. You're probably just anxious without your mask. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1604 So you say your last boyfriend was a meteorologist. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1605 Looks like we're in for some nasty weather. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1606 Apparently the climate change deniers have finally gone too far. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1607 Mr. Cloud looks angry and threatening, but you know we can no longer trust truth of what we see with our own eyes and what we hear with our own ears! 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1608 Maybe a movie would have been a better idea. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1609 I must have miscalculated our social distance. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1610 No. I didn’t bring an umbrella. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1611 I didn’t know Zeus was your father and that he doesn’t approve 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1612 I guess it wasn't a Freudian slip when the meteorologist said cloudy with a chance of pain. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1613 We should have brought wine. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1614 At least someone has been working out during this lockdown 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
1615 Don't make eye contact, maybe they'll pass. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1616 I don't think I'll be ready to go back to air travel for quite some time. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1617 Um, no, it just looks like a cloud to me. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1618 Turbulent times ahead 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1619 I got sunshine on a cloudy day... 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1620 I hate the ones shaped like idiots on picnic blankets 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1621 Looks like threatening weather's approaching. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1622 Do you want my opinion as a meteorologist, or a demonic wizard? 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
1623 A fluffy little bunny. Why? What do you see? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1624 you don't know ... if the weatherman lied ... why not come with me little girl ... on a tragic carpet ride? 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1625 I said my tailor made it green, not Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1626 I guess the afterlife didn't change your dad's opinion about me. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1627 I’m getting tired of the end of the world just hanging over us 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1628 Any chance you like meatballs? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1629 Look, the cloud ran out of storage space. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1630 It’s not you, it’s me 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1631 As long as he's 6 feet away, I think we're okay. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1632 Well, they did say cloudy with a chance of whoop-ass. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1633 I know this type. It's a cumulus pugnacious. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1634 Is this just a phase or is the climate really changing? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1635 Well I see a happy little pony. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1636 I think the weather may be turning on us. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
1637 Those storm clouds sure look as angry as hail. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1638 We better go! 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1639 That sky is looking pretty angry. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1640 I’ve been thinking..it may be time to reconsider God’s plan and get vaccinated. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1641 Ok kids like we practiced. On the count of three. I’ll take the ones with the baguette 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1642 You didn't tell me your family was in town. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1643 Yeah, uh huh, I see a bunny rabbit, too. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1644 Are you sure that was just CBD? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1645 Why are the Gods mad at us? I don't see them practicing social distancing. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1646 'Ominous?' I think that's putting it lightly, don't you? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1647 The threat of rain 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1648 Wow! I guess they didn't like the soft and fluffy comment! 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1649 They don’t look menacing to you? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1650 You kids get off my lawn 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1651 ‘It did say sunny with a chance of mortal doom’ 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1652 Are you sure that was a micro-dose, Cindy? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1653 Let’s just consider Both Sides, Now 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1654 Those low pressure fronts take their jobs way too seriously. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1655 Just chill and watch the world burst into flames. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1656 The weather app says it's going to be sunny all day, so I wouldn't worry about it. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1657 Is there something you want to tell me? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1658 Nature may have thought she was rid of us. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1659 Some people are taking fighting climate change too literally.” 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1660 My ex is the new weather woman on channel 5. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1661 There are easier ways to cancel this concert in the park for lack of attendance 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1662 When you said Thunder was you previous boyfriend, I thought you were joking. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1663 That’s just their of looking angry when they can’t make it rain. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1664 Uh-oh! They look like they've got an agenda. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1665 I've heard about "Mad Cloud" disease. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1666 I promised myself I wouldn't just talk about the weather, but... 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
1667 I think that we've really ticked him off this time! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1668 I always thought "angry sky" was just a metaphor. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1669 The forecast said there was a chance of thunderous rage.” 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1670 Like I said, don't try to argue with the weather." 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1671 Get off my lawn!!! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1672 Raging Corona virus, raging cumulonimbus, these days it seems like we just can't win. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1673 Meet my dad. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1674 In hindsight, maybe cloud storage wasn’t such a great idea. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1675 That's not a Bob Ross cloud. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1676 Not a fan of my recent upload, I'm guessing! 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1677 H2O. That’s all a cloud can be. Nothing else. Believe me. Only H2O. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1678 None of my weather apps said anything about an ass whooping. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1679 Do you think anyone else our age notices the shapes of clouds anymore 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
1680 My knees hurt. I think it’s going to rain. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1681 Ahh yes! I remember. The world is a frightening and perilous place! We are complacent! Picnicking is a lie!!! 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1682 I really do know clouds. That one's Vito. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1683 Relax. If this was really serious, I’d be getting an alert on my iPhone. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1684 You see a playful puppy? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1685 I think they want you to put your shoes back on. 1.2564 0.06933 78 65 6 7
1686 Wait, is that god? 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
1687 I told you our data was too personal. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1688 Then again, maybe we shouldn't go back to my place. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1689 Give it a rest, will ya? Toxic masculinity is not literally everywhere. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1690 Well MacKenzie, it looks like your ex is spying on you from the cloud again 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1691 I know you’re an optimist… but please tell me you packed an umbrella 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1692 It just seems like there’s so much anger in the air. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1693 It's more the bullying than the actual climate change that's bothering me. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1694 Do we put our masks back on? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1695 Did I leave the oven on? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1696 You used to date who? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1697 What do you mean you have a feeling that this is not going to work out? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1698 Seriously, Jill? You still don’t believe in climate change? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1699 Oh my...it's a trap alright. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
1700 Isn't it nice to be back to normal? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
1701 The skies get angry, dear, when people submit captions without the hashtag 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1702 I can't decide which cloud service I should subscribe to. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1703 I said I don't like 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘦 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1704 Rows and flows of angel hair And ice cream castles in the air . . . 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1705 I wonder if this is what my therapist meant when she said I needed to face the day head on 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1706 What do you mean, you think the sky looks threatening? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1707 Luckily it's only partly cloudy. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1708 I can't believe it's already Thor's day. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1709 The sky was angry that day my friend 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1710 Honey, I am getting a strange feeling that cloud knows I may have lied a little on my tax return. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1711 Oh, happy day. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1712 Apparently he doesn't like atheists ... 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1713 A climate change of mood. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1714 Sorry, I suffer from irritable cloud syndrome. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1715 I think we are on the grass they're supposed to water. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1716 Tell me a little more about your imaginary friend. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1717 Old Cloud Shakes Fist at Man 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1718 Did you say it’s time to send in the CLOUDS? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1719 We shouldn't have banned him from tweeting. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1720 Hmm...I'm no good at this game....maybe a rabbit? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1721 Do you want to hear the bad or ominous news first 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1722 Maybe we should think about lowering our carbon footprint this year? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1723 Spoiler Alert 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1724 it's Stevie Rain Vaughan. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1725 Your mother's in town, isn't she? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
1726 You see a puppy? Cool. I see a wrathful God who's always hated us and wants nothing better than to wipe the human race from the earth. But I can sorta see a puppy, too. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
1727 That cloud looks like your Mother, dear” 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1728 When you said the sky looked menacing, I thought you meant rain. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1729 More like Doom-ulus cloud, right? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1730 That’s serious looking cloud. I believe the correct name is cirrus, Darling. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1731 Honey...what does 'ominous' mean? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
1732 The forecast called for thunder storms. Threatening clouds are to be expected. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1733 He's just jealous "Calm" always comes first. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1734 Remember that anger management course I took right before Meteorology? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1735 ...and we thought you getting hit in the face with that frisbee was going to be the worst part of this day... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1736 That's Gaia and she's not happy. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1737 The forecast said "Cloudy with a chance of violence" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1738 Did I say something? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1739 This dude is throwing some shade, cirrusly. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1740 It wasn't me. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1741 I said DON’T LITTER! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1742 I don't know. It's been too long since I've been outside. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1743 Just when I almost figured out what Dogecoin is. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1744 I forgot that reopening the economy would bring back the smog. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1745 Think it's time to return to indoor restaurants? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1746 There is anger in the air. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1747 I knew there were some things I shouldn't have saved in the cloud. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1748 ... And that's what's known as a Cirrious cloud! 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1749 Not to worry. It's just one of those anti asthma nasal spray ads. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1750 Did you bring an umbrella? That cloud looks ready to burst. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1751 I don't know about you but I'd rather put up with ants. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1752 Seriously? You see a castle? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1753 The news warned of threatening skies today 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1754 Jeez Anne, I told you that hairspray was bad for the ozone layer 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1755 Uh-oh! Maybe because we've stopped wearing masks? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1756 Looks like your Mother found the iSpy app on her phone. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1757 You're not helping by singing Stormy Weather." 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1758 Jealous. So Jr. High. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1759 I've noticed older climates are more resistant to change. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1760 Please, please tell me you see a bunny. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1761 I guess you mix our current political climate with cloud data storage and this is what you get. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1762 Look at me and tell me why we should mind your departed husband. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1763 Democrat or Republican? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1764 That's not just a storm, it looks personal. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
1765 No, of course not! Where’s the fourth finger? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1766 My therapist tells me I shouldn’t play this game. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
1767 Our bickering suddenly seems so innocent. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1768 Looks like the weather suddenly turned very threatening. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1769 It's time to put your mask on. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1770 Honey, life ain't always a picnic 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
1771 Fed up with people, Mother Nature fights back. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1772 Sometimes I worry about what's in that pretty little head of yours. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1773 Have we marginalized them? Perhaps. But then.... I really don’t know clouds at all. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1774 I'm worried, dear. That cloud looks friendly to me. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
1775 A sheep? I see my father. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1776 I wish I hadn’t said it is partly cloudy. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1777 I just hate to be the first to leave. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1778 Rumor has it that all of Trump's old tweets are being moved to cloud storage. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1779 But you tell me how your quarantine was - I feel like I’m talking up a storm. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1780 Maybe I did leave the sunroof open. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1781 Partly Cloudy is not "nice" weather. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1782 I'm not sure what's wrong with me, but I always feel threatened. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1783 Ive looked at clouds from both sides but now this? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1784 Do you think the clouds know that we lied about vaccination to get into the park without masks? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1785 Cloud 9 got covid and became Cloud 19 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1786 I wonder what what precipitated this? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1787 What exactly did you mean when you said you were involved in Greek mythology? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1788 Uhh, maybe we should put our masks back on. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
1789 You're the cloud services expert, should we pack up? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1790 They did say there was 10% chance the weather would be really pissed off today. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1791 I think Cloud 9 is tired of getting walked on. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1792 Yep. You're right. No need sweatin' the pre-nup now. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1793 So that's why my delivery by drone didn't come. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1794 Did you say something bad about Trump recently? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1795 He's right --- you brought the bread, and I forgot the wine! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1796 It's an aggro-cumulus. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1797 How long ago did your husband pass? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1798 Oh No! Do you think we need to re-mask and social-distance? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1799 Propose...or else. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1800 Did you hear a thunder clap? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1801 He’s not over you yet. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1802 Safe to say it's not a warm front. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1803 Ever get the feeling Nature just doesn’t like us anymore? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1804 I can’t believe you can’t see the spitting image of your father in that cloud 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1805 I think we’re sitting in his favorite spot 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1806 I used to run with a pretty bad cloud. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1807 I think those edibles really kicked in. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1808 They said it was only a 10% chance of ominous 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1809 It’s really OK to go home sometimes 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1810 Aggressive anthropomorphic weather isn’t real, Debbie, it’s a hoax by the Chinese 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1811 So anyway, on my gap year... 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1812 So this is how it makes acid rain” 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1813 No wonder my rheumatism is acting up.. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1814 No, I see it too, I’m just saying that tip-to-tip it could be four 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1815 The forecast said grey skies, but it looks like they’re seeing red. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1816 So, you like them because they remind you of your mother? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1817 Uh-oh, the weather's getting ready to rumble. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1818 I thought we were done with doing our part and being 6 feet apart. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1819 ...so then I said, “Oh your name’s Thor, well where’s your hammer?” 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1820 Actually, I don't see an angel and those don't look like wings. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1821 Just say no. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1822 Cloudy with a chance of vengeance 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1823 This wasn’t in the forecast. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1824 It’s fine, I don’t believe in metaphors. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1825 The weather forecast was right, the weather is threatening. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
1826 Guess we should've listened to Greta Thunberg back in 2021. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1827 They weren't kidding when they said it was threatening rain. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1828 It looks like an anhedonic pareidolia. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1829 Does this mean my cloud is out of storage? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1830 Perhaps water does have memory. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1831 Stormy mood? Him? No, that's typically your cumulonimbus. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1832 Great! Last year it was the pandemic. What's next, Godzilla ? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1833 Yes, he does seem like a blowhard. What's your point? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1834 What's a little rainstorm after spending months in a stuffy aprtment? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1835 Why is no one looking at the sky anymore? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1836 That's my ex. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1837 Don't make eye contact. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1838 Do you still don't believe climate change is for real? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1839 Don't worry, I've got a safe word. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1840 He's not a morning cloud. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1841 What times, ey? Now even threatening weather demands to be taken literally. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1842 I have a confession to make - I'm the CEO of Shell Oil. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1843 I see a smiling baby. Why? What do you see? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1844 But what if they don't bring May flowers? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1845 I thought you said the private cloud was more secure. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1846 I'm not sure that's what Joni Mitchell was getting at. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1847 Do the clouds look menacing to you too? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1848 I prefer the little fluffy clouds...damn New York is tough. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1849 Honey, let's talk about something else than Covid..." "The weather is very bad! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1850 Honey, the cloud looks like an angry politician. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1851 Don't worry dear, your mother is still looking down on us from above. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1852 No, I said meatier shower. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1853 I think it's gonna reign. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1854 It appears parks are now subject to a cloud cover charge. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1855 A fluffy rabbit? I see my mother. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
1856 Yeah, back to indoor dining for us. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
1857 Don't let it cloud your judgement, honey. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1858 I don't think the plastic wrapping was an environmentally sustainable decision Margaret 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
1859 I was afraid those pictures I stored in the cloud would come back to haunt me. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1860 Remember when I told you I was in the “weather business”... 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1861 Who did you say your father was? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1862 Suzy, please don't keep telling me I'm paranoid. Everywhere I look, I see something out to get me!" 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1863 You know when you said God is looking down on us? Did you mean that in a good way? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1864 I didn’t know you invited your mother 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1865 Dear its not the clouds, its you who is angry 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1866 Do you think the weather's going to cooperate? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1867 I thought you said your Dad didn't know we were meeting. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1868 Where's the dog? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1869 First Liz Cheney, now us! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1870 Really? You can’t see a horse? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1871 You see it too, right? 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
1872 He just needs to smell your hand. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
1873 What did you say your hobbies are? 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1874 I just don't see color. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1875 Honey, Doesn't that dark cloud look like Donald Trump? I thought I heard, "If I don't get my way, a tornado is coming! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1876 But no ants. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1877 I may be imaging this, but the threatening cloud we see looks like you- know-who. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1878 You still think I'm paranoid? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1879 Exactly what photos do you have in your cloud storage? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1880 I told you this is exactly what would happen if we ever left the house. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
1881 The clouds do look threatening today 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1882 I’m having second thoughts about hacking the cloud. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1883 Ooo, ooo!...That one reminds me of your mother! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1884 I don't know why, but I sometimes feel there is a dark cloud following me. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1885 My ex is not only controlling; she's also a meteorologist. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1886 I'm beginning to think the parade's been cancelled. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1887 Do you think we have lost our window to get the hell out of here to our car? And that reminds me, did you return the movie on climate change to the library? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1888 It is definitely going to reign. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1889 The forecast did say threatening clouds. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1890 Oh don’t tell me... THIS is because of climate change too, isn’t it? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1891 On the bright side, now we get to go home and order takeout. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1892 OMG, Gladys! Little Cloud is really upset by Eric Carle's death! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1893 Clouds get angry when they encounter affront. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1894 . The Grumpulonimbus is my favorite cloud. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
1895 I didn’t expect to be on a picnic during the apocalypse 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1896 Darling, did the weather man forecast tantrum showers, or angry downpour? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1897 wait. climate change is now animated? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1898 what sort of cheese was that 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
1899 That storm sure looks menacing. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1900 It's just nice to be outside again interpreting clouds. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1901 You're not the only one who takes global warming seriously 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1902 Of course I've heard of funnel clouds. But a pummel cloud? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1903 He’s going to start crying any minute. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1904 It's pretty clear what the weatherman meant by partly cloudy with a chance of impending doom 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1905 Did you remember to tell him pie in the sky was just an expression? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1906 They weren’t kidding when they said global warming was a threat. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1907 I think we should go... Those clouds look threatening. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1908 Uh....maybe we SHOULD get vaccinated. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1909 The weatherman said cloudy with a chance of pain. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1910 We’re supposed to be cloud watching, but I can’t take my eyes off you. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1911 The clouds are not ok with us getting back to normal. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1912 Ok, so my mother's not entirely on board with our plans. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1913 Don’t blame us! We biked here. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1914 Usually this means you need to pick another wish. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1915 I don't think it will let a smile be our umbrella. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1916 Oh god.. i knew i had forgotten to file those reports ..!! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1917 Was I wrong to describe the day as partly sunny instead of partly cloudy? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1918 Silent but deadly! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1919 when you told me your ex had gone to a higher place, this isn't what I thought you meant. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1920 I THINK IT WISE TO DEPART!!! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1921 You see a cuddly Shih tzu??? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1922 Though things may not look bright They all turn out alright If we keep painting the clouds with sunshine 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1923 Climate change? We need more data first. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
1924 Yes, I'm positive that "angry clouds" is just a metaphor. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1925 Oh my god, this is making me so horny. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1926 Looks like pain is headed our way. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1927 Do you believe in Rawshark tests? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1928 I told him to save it for a rainy day, and he did... 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1929 I don't care what they say, everyone can see that God is not dead yet. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1930 It’s Global Warning 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
1931 Let's go home. I see angry clouds ahead. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1932 Maybe he didn't get the CDC memo that no masks outside are okay now. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1933 Okay I changed my mind. There might actually be something to all this climate change stuff. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
1934 *gasps*...it’s my husband! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1935 It's gonna blow over 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1936 You’re right dear, I should call my mother. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1937 I don’t think we talked about the weather enough 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
1938 I told them they shouldn’t store the comments sections from news sites on The Cloud. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1939 I don't think he likes being called 'Nimbus' 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1940 So you know how I said I'd move Heaven and Earth for you... 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1941 I sense a hard, hard, hard rain's gonna fall 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1942 I think it’s time to buy an EV. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1943 Seriously? You think McConnell has integrity? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1944 If you will marry me I will make all the angry clouds go away. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1945 You ever get the feeling you're being watched? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1946 They’re usually friendlier in the country. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1947 It's not just you, they do seem related. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1948 Seriously? Another Marvel movie? 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1949 I thought it was supposed to be safe to go outside. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1950 So, I take it you’re not an every cloud has a silver lining theorist. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1951 Dear, I guess it's time to direct our feet to the sunny side of the street. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
1952 Type A's are everywhere. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1953 The forecast did mention threatening weather. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1954 Sorry, I forgot the wine. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1955 Should we throw the baguette, it looks hangry... 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1956 These mayoral candidates will do almost anything to intimidate voters. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1957 Oh Honey...no need to worry. Things are looking up. Just check out the silver lining. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1958 You said you’d told me about ALL your exes 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1959 Is it something we said? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1960 My late husband was a jealous meteorologist. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
1961 Maybe we should back off on the LSD. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
1962 Just when we think we're on nine, here comes thirteen. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
1963 That formation indicates the cloud is definitely cirrus. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1964 I can never enjoy a Sunday! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1965 I just don’t like this game. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1966 I've looked at clouds from both sides now. From up and down. And still somehow. It's clouds illusions I recall. I really don't know clouds at all. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1967 Biden's climate messaging sure is aggressive. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1968 Yes Karen, climate change is serious. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1969 I can see a data breach on the horizon. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1970 It's okay. They've been vaccinated. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1971 He's angry that humans have reappeared outside. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1972 Perhaps we should take climate change seriously...... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1973 “Where are my car keys? Why?” 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1974 I guess uploading those pics wasn’t such a good idea after all. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1975 Why does no one ever invite us to the picnic?! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
1976 Now, this it what I call a threatening sky! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1977 Don't make eye contact, Lorraine! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1978 It's called a 'Trumpulus Nimbus.' 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1979 Now I'm religious. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1980 I used Bitcoin to purchase an NFT. What about this don't you understand? 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1981 The forecast said there’s a 30% chance of toxic masculinity. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1982 Those guys are really ruining the atmosphere. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1983 They probably thought they had the whole place to themselves 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1984 The cloud game was much more fun before they got so competitive. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1985 Why’s he picking on us? No one else has a mask. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1986 I’ve been saving all of my anger and resentment to the cloud to free up bandwidth for crippling post-COVID anxiety. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1987 Are you starting to have doubts about climate change being a hoax? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1988 I mean, you did say his wife looks like a cow. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1989 Do you sometimes see shapes or figures in the clouds? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1990 Looks like "that lucky old sun" took today off. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1991 I think my wife knows. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1992 let’s eat, Weather permitting.” 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1993 I guess we should have brought the jug of wine. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1994 Sometimes I feel that all life is a Rorschach ink blot test. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1995 I don't know who's paying for this hologram but it's good show today... and we don't even get wet! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1996 This park is a bit clouded. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1997 These aren’t the ‘silver lining’ ones, I guess. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1998 Marry her! She stuck with you through quarantine and raising a toddler! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1999 I thought you told him about us! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2000 You used to date a cloud? 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2001 I assume they had the green curry, too. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2002 I see my father. What do you see? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2003 Ignore him. He's just an old, worn out cliche. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2004 That’s weird. My app said partly sunny today. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2005 Wow, you're right, I can finally see my passive-aggressiveness. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2006 Hey look the sun is out! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2007 I knew we shouldn’t have been storing all that stuff in the cloud. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2008 I think they meant to rain on some parade downtown? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2009 Da Vinci? Nah. Da Gingrich Julianni. Yeah. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2010 Oh, that's nothing. Imagine his jealousy when he was still alive! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2011 What kind of mushrooms were those? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2012 I’ve got to stop thinking such negative thoughts. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2013 There! You did it again. I told you not to tell them you're partial to softer, less defined clouds. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2014 Don’t worry, I heard the Ghostbusters are back in business! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2015 I’m starting to see Trump’s influence on cloud space... 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2016 I guess angrier is a change. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2017 You shouldn't said that that cloud looked like your mother. Apparently, it knows what your mother looks like. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2018 Is that something clouds normally do? I don't remember. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2019 I think we’re getting hell for not reducing our carbon footprint. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2020 Nothing to worry about. He's just telling me I left the car windows open. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2021 I’m guessing that must be Gabriel and Michael acting as wingmen. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2022 You told him about us? O Hera, I'm so happy! How did he take it? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2023 The middle one looks like their leader. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2024 Talk about an angry storm cloud. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2025 Do those clouds look threatening, or is this all a pathetic fallacy? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2026 I assumed ‘cloudy with a chance of pain’ was a just a typo 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2027 Well, the 5 day forecast didn’t say anything about this. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2028 A unicorn? Yeah, I'm not seeing it. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2029 I just can't shake the feeling that there's storm clouds hanging over me. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2030 I told you not to take that penny from the fountain! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2031 Did you forget to pay your iCloud bill? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2032 I don't think buying an electric car will help. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2033 I'm beginning to think the answer is NO! 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2034 I think we beat the storm 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2035 Don't worry, climate threats are just a figment of the liberal imagination 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2036 Another public health warning. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2037 Either that, or Mad Cloud Disease has erupted over Sheep Meadow. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2038 Well they said, cloudy with a chance of pain 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2039 Look, honey, that angry face looks like a cloud. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2040 Their main enemy is outdoor dining pop ups but they started hunting for picnics recently 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2041 My mom always said it was just God bowling! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2042 I don’t think Mother Nature thinks we’re a match. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2043 It looks as if your mother is coming for another " surprise visit" 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2044 That's some mean-looking weather. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
2045 Uh oh, looks like another silver lining wedgie. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2046 Something tells me this isn't Cloud 9. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2047 Remember our last trip before lockdown... and I took that sacred idol... and all year we thought Covid was the curse... 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2048 I'm no meteorologist, but those clouds look a bit threatening to me. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2049 Don't worry... he might be angry now, but it’ll blow over. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2050 I told you we shouldn't save our photos to the cloud. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2051 Just wait five minutes… 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2052 Look what we've turned Cloud Nine into. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2053 Remember when nature used to be subtle? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2054 My guess is the earth is no longer healing. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2055 I guess they weren't kidding when they said we'd be in for some rough weather. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2056 Hera, I thought you said your husband was out of town 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2057 OMG, The skies are sick of our pollution, and they're not going to take it anymore! 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2058 I forget: Is it red at night or in the morning? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2059 A Nimbostratus, I think, but in a particularly bad mood. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2060 Yes,I do believe in GOD! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2061 If we leave now, we can still make the movie. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2062 Forecast did say partly grumpy. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2063 I’m sorry about this whole climate change thing. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2064 Once he’s in jail Trump won’t be raining on our picnics ! 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2065 The muscles appear large but trust me, they’re as thin as air! 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2066 I miss those times when people wore masks everything was so much more ambiguous.. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
2067 I feel a lot better since I began storing my anger in the cloud. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2068 Don't worry, Mary, he's full of hot air. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2069 When Mother Nature hits menopause 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2070 I'm storing my negative thoughts in the cloud. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2071 Back in the day it was only the hills that were angry... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2072 I see my high school bullies. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2073 You said your boyfriend was out of town. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2074 Did we forgot to recycle today. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2075 With climate change looming, seems weather is more menacing. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2076 The gods are angry these days. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2077 We imagine faces. It’s what we do. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2078 Maybe the brie was over-ripe. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2079 Shoot! I wanted this to be a memorable first date and I forgot to bring wine. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2080 Well, I guess it was only a matter of time before all that air pollution caused these cloud mutations. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2081 Look who wants to burst our bubble. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2082 Did you pack the basket with the gummy bears from the jar that said CBD or Psilocybin? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2083 What, did he not see that Biden rejoined the Paris Agreement? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2084 Hurricane Donald generates its own hot air as it blows up the east coast toward Washington. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2085 I better stop sending those angry tweets to the Cloud. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2086 I think I’ve left the iron on 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2087 I’m sorry, I need to go. Feeling a bit under the weather. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2088 Was it something I said? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2089 I'm sorry I said those nasty things about cloud technology 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2090 now the mean cloud is giving the two invisible gigants a handjob, I swear to god this city... 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2091 I wish I'd known your husband was a meteorologist. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2092 I may have gone a little overboard on my recent oped about our local weatherman... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2093 My depression has been after me for a week. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2094 How long ago did your husband pass away? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2095 Are the gods telling us to put our masks back on? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2096 I told you we should've gotten the carbon-neutral cheeses. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2097 Maybe we should put our masks back on. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2098 Well...The forecast was for partly sunny skies with occasional rage showers 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
2099 „I didn‘t mean it when I said ‚I hate you weather‘ yesterday!“ 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2100 I see a dark angry cloud headed this way. Is that foreshadowing or pathetic fallacy? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2101 It's not just threatening to rain. I think it's threatening me personally. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2102 Looks like it may rage 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2103 I thought 'threatening clouds' were just a metaphor! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2104 Remember when the clouds weren't that threatening? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2105 It's all about "The Pandemic." "The Pandemic". The Pandemic." Isn't anybody threatened by a fierce eminent thunder storm anymore??? 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2106 Give it a minute 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2107 I’d be angry too if I had to remember everyone’s information. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2108 So, this is how I die. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2109 uh oh. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2110 The Gods aren't just angry, they're really pissed off! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2111 I think he wants the cheese and loaf of bread! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2112 Why are storm clouds always threatening and never reassuring? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2113 A unicorn? I'm just not seeing it. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2114 He’s not cirrus, is he? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2115 That does not look like a pony to me. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2116 The forecast says there's only a 30% chance of apocalypse. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2117 I still have some concerns about cloud securiy 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2118 My mother's fine. Why do you ask? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2119 I’ve never seen a cloud try so hard to rain. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2120 The forecast said this wasn’t until 3. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2121 : “Ever look at the clouds and see the shape of someone who just wants to punch you in the face?” 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
2122 They’re look more than threatening, they look downright hostile. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2123 I'll admit that certain manifestations of climate change really do frighten me. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2124 I try not to take bad weather personally. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
2125 Do you remember when ants would ruin the picnic? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2126 That cloud looks like it's ready to rumble. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2127 Always wondered why they called it a ‘thunderclap’ 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2128 Must be a muppet. It only has four fingers. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2129 I see my ex-husband and his brothers coming to beat you up. What about you? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2130 It just looks like a fluffy lamb to me. Did you take your meds this morning? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2131 Andy Griffith is scarier in "A Face in the Crowd". 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2132 Allow yourself to be entertained. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2133 Are those clouds threatening you? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2134 He still thinks Trump won.” 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2135 Why don’t your arms look like that? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2136 She doesn’t use social media so my mother’s idea of ‘clapping back’ is just different than yours. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2137 I’m waiting for all the science to come in. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2138 This happens every time we listen to the weather report on that cheap radio!!! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2139 Well, you know what they say - "Every dark cloud has...two more behind it" 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2140 I was hoping for fireworks.” 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2141 I think you forgot to tell me something important about your ex, Sharon. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2142 Really? I just see a kinda fluffy bunny. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2143 Perfect way to ruin a first date. I think he knows I forgot the wine. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2144 When you said you had a stormy past relationship, I thought you were being figurative. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2145 Let's hope he's going to hold his breath until he turns blue 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2146 Please sing about the sun coming out TODAY, Annie. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2147 I told you this date would be low pressure. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2148 Oh so it’s only ok if Gene Kelly sings it? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2149 Honey, you know how we were going to work on me trying to look on the bright side? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2150 Just give them what they want. They look cirrus. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2151 Um...they say everyone sees different things in clouds...Please tell me you see your mother wanting to kill me... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2152 Even the clouds remind me of masks and social distancing. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2153 Before we get started, I think I should clear the air. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2154 I don't have a very good feeling about this. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2155 I wish I could suppress my angry pareidolia. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2156 I told you...don't anthropomorphize clouds. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2157 I now regret saying that, that cloud looked like a elephants butt. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2158 Looks like we’re in for a tough winter. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2159 Yeah, I was wondering about the fingers, too. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2160 It's not a puppy anymore. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2161 ...Like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2162 I told you to stop saving all that junk to the cloud. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2163 He's mad because he cannot articulate without a dialogue cloud. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2164 I don't mean to freak you out, but I think I forgot to bring the cheese knife 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2165 Looks like we won't have time that for quickie after all. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2166 I sense a cumulus of anger 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2167 At least you can see my office again 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2168 Remember how we used to see angels and puppy dogs? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2169 Don't take it personally 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2170 Never try to appease the gods with cheap Brie. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2171 Look dear, a cloud without a silver lining... 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2172 Oh no! What did you save to the cloud? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2173 Where is Bob Ross and his “happy clouds” when you need him? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2174 He looks mad none of us are packing up. I don’t know about you, but after a year and a half of being stuck inside it’s gonna take more than an angry cloud to get me off this blanket. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2175 High pressure on the way, I think 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2176 What do you suppose angry clouds portend? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2177 Sorry, I'm almost out of storage. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2178 Really? I just see a sheep, a train and a hippo. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2179 I didn't know my ex had that kind of influence. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2180 When they said climate change, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2181 I think it's time you and I acknowledge climate change. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2182 I think we better wait until the divorce is final. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2183 I'm afraid we're about to find out how much God hates the wicked. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2184 I've never seen a sky so threatening. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2185 Someone must have messed with Mother Nature. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2186 What did you do to piss off the gods this time? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2187 I guess you aren't the only one at the park today with your head in the clouds, Tom 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2188 Climate change, for sure. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2189 See that guy over my shoulder? Don't look, but I think he's a cartoonist. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2190 I developed a new app on the cloud to gauge date sentiment. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2191 When you said, "Today we need to get serious." Did you mean Cirrus? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2192 Something is telling me that you’re not right for me. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2193 Why do you always look away when I talk about marriage? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2194 Do you ever feel like the universe is conspiring against us? 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2195 It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2196 How’s your crypto portfolio looking? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2197 Yeah, but you see omens in *everything*. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2198 I hear they're just friendly clouds that want to hug us. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
2199 I prefer flying monkeys, too. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2200 Did I ever mention I had trouble with the Inkblot Test? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2201 Seriously? Your ex is a storm cloud? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2202 I'm sorry, some things just remind me of my ex! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2203 I thought he moved to Florida. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2204 Look, Trump is ranting in-Cloud now, blowing hot air. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2205 My God is an unspecifiably angry God. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2206 I'm not seeing that cotton candy castle. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2207 What if it's not just water? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2208 I prefer an angry cloud to a mushroom cloud, I guess… 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2209 I didnt realize how hostile even just cloud watching has" gotten.. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2210 That's a cumulo-nimrod. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2211 I think maybe you pissed him off,Marge. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2212 I told you the climate would come back to bite us 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2213 I’m sorry. I can’t see the ducky or the bunny. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2214 No, it doesn't look like an angry sky to me. It looks like Number 45 having a very bad hair day. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2215 The climate really is changing! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2216 He’s my alter ego. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2217 They said climate change would lead to angry weather. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2218 I don't think my Zoloft is working 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2219 My forgetting the umbrella doesn't seem like such a big deal now, does it? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2220 My philosophy? Every cloud has a pair of silver brass knuckles. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2221 Well the weather report did say, "Partly cloudy with a chance of devastation". 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2222 I love being a meteorologist, but it doesn't mean the weather understands I have a social life. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2223 Climate change? 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2224 You said that it was clear skies and you’re a weatherman... what else are you lying about 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2225 I wouldn’t let a sense of foreboding cloud your judgement” 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2226 guess we need to go back to just talking about the weather 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2227 I swear to god, it looks just like your mother that one year we had tofurkey! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2228 It's like to have your mother here 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2229 Just another day in 2021. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2230 No, I don’t believe in Omens either. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2231 If we'd brought some wine this might look different. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2232 This looks ominous, at least smile. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2233 Maybe we should go home. The weather is beginning to look threatening. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2234 Is that your Dad? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2235 I’m still feeling romantic 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2236 Even the cloud has put on weight this year, it’s not just me! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2237 Really? All you see is bunny rabbits eating a hot dog? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2238 I can handle the noise, but if your father starts crying I’m done here. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2239 Guess I should stop being a climate denier.” 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2240 Cloud policing 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2241 Eh, don’t worry about him, he’s always throwing shade. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2242 These weren't the clouds in the Simpsons 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2243 Does your bug spray work on all flying pests? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2244 I usually never believe the weather report, but those really do look like angry clouds. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2245 Now there's a cloud who likes to have fun !" 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2246 You know, dating a meteorologist isn't all sunshine and rainbows... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2247 It's been dubbed Rambostratus, a child of climate change. 1.2273 0.06203 88 75 6 7
2248 A bad front is coming in. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2249 I've been behaving myself. Just what have you been up to? 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
2250 Clouds have never liked me. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2251 Do you think it's true? Every cloud has a silver lining. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2252 Could be worse 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2253 I thought he was going to stay in Palm Beach. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2254 You give me greenhouse gasses, I'll beat your asses! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2255 Cloud rage. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2256 I think I liked it more when the government pretended they weren’t watching over us 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2257 Hey, let's get back to quarantine, even the cloud is not happy. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2258 May lighting strike me dead if I ever again utter the phrase, 'may lightning strike me dead.' 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2259 Yeah, yeah.....but just look at his terrible mustache! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2260 I love cloud-gazing. I see an angry monster. What do you see? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2261 Looks like my Cloud account assistant didn't get paid. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2262 I guess that would be an angry sky. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2263 That is one threatening cloud. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2264 They did say we might get some driving rain today. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2265 Have I ever mentioned my uncle Thor? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2266 I've heard of acid rain, but I think this is just one angry cloud! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2267 less cirrus and more of a serious, don't you think? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2268 Oh god, must everything have to remind me of my father issues? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2269 You could of told me it's over on the phone. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2270 Craig, this is an intervention. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2271 You never told me your ex was an air sign. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2272 You said your head’s in the clouds, but I’m not sure how I feel about that. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2273 I don't think you can assume that that dark cloud is following us. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2274 Ummm...can I offer you a dark and stormy? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2275 Ever since they started taking his name off buildings he’s been trying to name clouds 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2276 How about we judge you for once? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2277 I think we should just say we're not a couple. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2278 This too shall pass. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2279 Maybe it’s naive, but I think there’s someone up there watching us. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2280 Sometimes I get the feeling someone is watching us. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2281 Oh, oh, I think I forgot to take my medication. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2282 Maybe IT IS written in the clouds that we SHOULDN'T get married!?! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2283 Look what's moving in, there goes the Ozone layer! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2284 Why aren’t you wearing your masks??!🤬😡 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2285 Those clouds look threatening. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2286 Your feet stink! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2287 I think that's an angry cloud. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2288 As your boyfriend, I say let's take a chance. As a meteorologist, I say let's get the hell outa here. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2289 Central Park hates me. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2290 Heaven seems worried about our new freedoms. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2291 You'd be cranky too if you had a silver lining up your ass. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2292 I think I left my windows open- gotta run! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2293 I’m not a pessimist. Bad things are on the horizon. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2294 We should eat our baguette. Before the world ends. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2295 I checked the app. I just thought chance of pain storms was a typo. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2296 Looks like Parler has finally moved to the cloud 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2297 Now is a perfect time for positive thinking Dear. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2298 Did we bring an umbrella? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2299 Sometimes it’s hard to stay on the bright side! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2300 What's he going to do? He's a damn cloud! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2301 At least there aren't any ants 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2302 When I checked the forecast it didn't say anything about aggressive storms." 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2303 The forecast said it would be cloudy with a chance of intimidation. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2304 Eye spy with my little eye something that looks like your late mother" 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2305 Dang, Judy Collins got it half right... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2306 Do you store your photos in the cloud? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2307 It’s all the data.” 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2308 First COVID-19, now climate change. I’m not sure what’s next, because it always comes in threes. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2309 It all started when I ignored an advisory... 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2310 What’s he so pissed about? We’re six feet from the nearest blanket. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2311 Just look at me hun, he's your ex for a reason 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2312 You see? I told you it was bad luck to wear high heels to the park. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2313 I told you the potato salad wasn’t for us! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2314 I think my depression meds are wearing off. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2315 Hand over the cheesecake and nobody gets hurt. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2316 Whether it's God who's angry or thunder clouds waiting to storm, I think it's time to leave. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2317 But you said you were on Cloud 9 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2318 Speaking of wet blankets… 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2319 Uh oh, it’s a furio-nimbus. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2320 Something about us leaving the windows open again. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2321 Fauci never mentioned THIS Covid variant... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2322 He's been threatening rain all day. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2323 I’m sorry, I have to go home now. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2324 You stay right there, I'm running to get help! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2325 Well I wouldn't call it a welcoming committee" 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2326 Why did you invite him? Everybody knows three's a cloud. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2327 Do you ever get the feeling that the planet doesn’t want us here anymore? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2328 I'm a weatherman. He doesn't like how I portray him on TV. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2329 Don't make eye contact honey, let's just eat and let the kids handle fighting climate change... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2330 I thought you said it was gonna be a Simon & Garfunkel reunion. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2331 Let’s go home. The clouds look angry. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2332 I forgot the wine. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2333 Uh oh, I think that's the cloud where I've stored all my personal data. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2334 And to think I used to be a climate change skeptic. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2335 Really? It looks like Hello Kitty to me. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2336 I call it 'Cumulus Hulkus'. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2337 Does that cloud look like my husband? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2338 The UFOs were getting too much attention. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2339 I thought menacing wasn’t supposed to start for another hour, the Apple weather app is so unreliable 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2340 I hear this one’s the raining champion. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2341 I'll be honest, not the type of pounding I was hoping for. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2342 That sky sure looks threatening... 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2343 I think he does not appreciate being called ‘Fluffy.’ 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2344 I forgot to pay my cloud storage fee. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2345 He doesn't like it when you call this a cheap date. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2346 We'd better get going, the weather starting to look angry 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2347 Did you fart? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2348 I'm afraid the universe is telling us we don't belong together. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2349 Cumulous clouds that wish they were Cumulonimbus clouds. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2350 Don't blow smoke up his ass. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2351 Why do I feel like something awful is about to happen? 1.2222 0.04407 90 70 20 0
2352 Really Sue, it’s like you don’t even bother to listen sometimes. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2353 I knew I shouldn't have had that bean burrito. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2354 Yes, I'd say this is definitely worse than the ants. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2355 It's time to go . . . . 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2356 Athena, I didn't know I was going to meet your dad so soon. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2357 Don't worry. I think he's more afraid of us than we are of him. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2358 Do you see orange hair on that cloud? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2359 It's a vaporized Antarctic iceberg and it's pissed. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2360 I would’ worry about it, Sally, the report said it was less than 10 percent for really nasty weather. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2361 Looks like he wants to give us a hug. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2362 Did you back up our pictures in the cloud? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2363 Ok, I finally realize that climate change is a threat 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2364 Tell me again why you're sure this is the Rapture and not just an ad for the new gym on the other side of town. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2365 You see kittens ? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2366 Global warming? More like global warning. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
2367 And I always thought it was Mother Nature. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2368 Maybe Mother Nature got tired of warning us so she sent her son! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2369 Enough with the negative vibes. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2370 Cumulonimbus think they own the sky. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2371 You said your ex was Klaus, right? 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2372 The least he can do is put on a happy face. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2373 Just ignore him and he'll evaporate. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
2374 Why so bully though? We’ve just left our houses, chill dude! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2375 If that’s what she sees in the clouds, I’ll have to rethink a second date… 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2376 Who cut the cheese? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2377 You really messed with the wrong cloud assistant 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2378 Oops...am quite uncertain about today's clouds of conversation 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2379 Go get vaccinated, you two! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2380 I don’t think they appreciated you singing “Rain, rain, go away”, dear. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2381 I swear I called him a cumulonimbus not a cumulodingus! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2382 I think I may have parked too close to his Tesla 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2383 And you’re positive the app only stated a ‘storm threat’? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2384 ...right but they said it *wasnt* airborn... 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2385 At least we're out of lockdown? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2386 After losing my job, my cat running away, and my car being stolen--I think things are finally starting to go my way. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2387 I know,I know. I should have said yes when Clooney asked me out. I know. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2388 I tried but Cloud 9 was booked. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2389 Honey,our future looks like our political parties ! 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2390 How’re you feeling about our “no-church” Sunday? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2391 I think it is going to rain? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2392 That’s funny. The forecast was for occasional benign clouds with scattered salubrious sunshine. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2393 It happens when they lose their Silver Linings. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2394 Well climate change sure has taken a turn! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2395 After the year we've had? Gonna have to do better than that. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2396 My therapist says I’ve been projecting a lot recently. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2397 They look cirrus. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2398 You can tell a lot about a person this way. Tell me what you see. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2399 I forgot to thank him for May flowers. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2400 You don't want to be right under a thunder clap. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2401 Well, I say it's a rabbit and I say to hell with it. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2402 When you’re angry at me the whole world seems angry. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2403 That's funny- I see a soft fluffy mattress. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2404 I really haven't enjoyed storms much since Pixar took over the weather.... 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2405 The clouds look very different today. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2406 For some reason, I keep thinking about my boss. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2407 Did you remember to pack the survival suits? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2408 Are we just gonna ignore that @warren_peace82 is the true winner of this caption contest once again?” “Yep Larry we are. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2409 I knew it was a bad idea to date after we got married. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2410 Hey, look, that one looks like a chicken leg doesn't it? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2411 We better leave NOW! I just pissed my pants." 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2412 ‘Well, Earl in IT did say he was going to tighten up cloud security.’ 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2413 What did you say your husband does for a living? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2414 Just my luck, Bully Clouds! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2415 El Niño weather patterns lost out this year to el Luchador clouds. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2416 Real quick. There's something I have to confess...." 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2417 The picnic gods are angry. Maybe offer up the cheescake? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2418 I hope it’s not too late to ask ... soo are you vaccinated? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2419 You didn't tell me your ex was a storm cloud! 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2420 I've been feeling much calmer since I uploaded my rage to the cloud. 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
2421 I guess they were wrong about that strong front missing us. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2422 No, I don't see it at all. By the way, have you ever seen Gaslight? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2423 I think G-D is pissed 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2424 Maybe playing the ‘Cloud Shape game’ during a depressive episode was a bad idea. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2425 Have I mentioned that I'm married? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2426 Edith, for all our sakes, will you accept climate change now? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2427 All I said was Gale seems like more of a girl's name. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2428 I guess we never saw it without a mask. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2429 Do you have any Tums? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2430 I think it wants us to leave so it can water the lawn. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2431 Why, no, I don't think it looks like your mother at all! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2432 Well, the date was going too well 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2433 Fuck 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2434 Who did you say your dad is again? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2435 Affront Cyrus and you will see his stormy side, weather you like it or not. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2436 No worries - He just found out Biden is God. He'll get over it. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2437 Do you owe them money or something? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2438 Hmm... this climate change thing is finally showing its ugly face for all to see 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2439 I've got a menacing feeling about today. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2440 I think the Russian Variant of COVID is going to have more impact than the Indian Variant... 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2441 Sometimes I can be a little paranoid but surely those clouds are ominous. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2442 I'm sure your mother is looking down on you. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2443 Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2444 I think it’s kicking in 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2445 Even though we haven't heard thunder roar, I vote we go indoors. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2446 It’s one of the downsides of being a weatherman. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2447 No mask. Do you think it’s vaccinated? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2448 Feel me now? 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2449 I always feel so beaten up on cloudy days 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2450 No, Hon. I don’t think I see an angry uterus in the sky… 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2451 As the people emerged from quarantine, the skies fight back the increased emissions. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2452 The clouds were angry that day, but not as angry as Stephanie, who regretted agreeing to this terrible park date with generic conversation and a stale baguette 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2453 Your father still doesn’t like me and he’s been gone for years. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2454 You wanna go somewhere else? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2455 I thought they said chance of precipitation, not agitation. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2456 My guess is he needs to see some cleavage. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2457 Exactly why I store my data on a thumb drive. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2458 Let's try another spot. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2459 An umbrella would have been nicer than bread, Steve 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2460 Let's get ready to Rrruuummmbbbllle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2461 What it lacks in might, it makes up for in face and hands. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2462 Really? You see a relationship metaphor? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2463 The weather report mentioned a possible scowl. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2464 I'm glad you saw the resemblance. I also think it looks like your mother. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2465 Now she's really going to wish she'd swiped left. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2466 The weatherman must have really messed up this time. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2467 Evaporation gone wrong." 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2468 I think I’ll use my backup drive from now on. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2469 I said I'm sorry I forgot the wine. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2470 ``It's the air of impending doom.'' 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2471 Every cloud,my ass! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2472 I dunno. It seems more bullying than threatening. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2473 May gray is nothing compared to June gloom 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2474 Even the clouds are showing signs of post-quarantine social anxiety! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2475 Looks like climate change is getting Tough. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2476 If I spend enough time looking at the sky, I see your mother's face. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2477 It may be pareidolia, but if it asks for cheesecake, just give it some! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2478 Is there something in your past you haven't told me? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2479 The weatherman warned us the skies would be angry. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2480 His new tweets are all stuck in the Cloud. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2481 I say let him use Twitter. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2482 Was your father always so overprotective? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2483 Climate change! It’s worst than I thought. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2484 I shouldn't have sent that Bill Gates expose to the cloud! 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2485 CO2 is back! Masks over humans! 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2486 Geez...when you said you felt connected to nature I didn’t realize.... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2487 Remember when you said your mother’s files were safe in the cloud? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2488 No idea. Did the Knicks lose again? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2489 It kind of looks like your ex-husband. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2490 I see my mom and my sisters…what do you see? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2491 Oh great ! Now I need my mask ! 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2492 I wish I didn't see No. 45 everywhere we go. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2493 Honey,I forgot my thunderpants again. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2494 We have plenty of time - it's only threatening rain. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2495 Honestly, I checked the forecast and there was only a 10% chance of Armegeddon. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2496 I thought you said you weren't in a cirrus relationship! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2497 This one looks like your mother. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2498 When it's gone by you'll see the silver lining. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2499 There may be a storm brewing but at least the ants stayed away. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2500 It's saying, "Why aren't we doing more about global warming." 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2501 That cloud looks like my mother-in-law 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2502 Don’t look, but I think that cloud is looking at me funny. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2503 Uhmm excuse me? Ma’am. Over here. I wasn’t done talking 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2504 oh honey,try to be more optimistic. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2505 Ever feel like your parents are looking down from above in disappointment? 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2506 I had no idea your father would be coming. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2507 Wow! Those are some mean looking clouds. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2508 Bob, If this was your idea of getting me wet I should've just stayed home 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2509 so John, since this is our last day on Earth, here's what I didn't tell you about my fight with your mother yesterday" 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2510 Sometimes a cloud is just a cloud. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2511 I guess he is a vengeful God. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2512 And we were worried about ants! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2513 All I see is Mother. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2514 I thought the rain here in Spain staid mainly in the plain? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2515 Well, I’m assuming they became accustomed to watering the grass with us all in quarantine, but now we’re back outside. Muddying up their landscape. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2516 Menacing clouds have certainly upped their game. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2517 Hmmm, less rabbit, more Danny Trejo 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2518 No YOU get your head out of the clouds. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2519 Remember when clouds were just a ducky and a horsey? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2520 I know climate change is making storms stronger but this seems excessive. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2521 We mustn’t panic. It’s just pariedolia, not an angry deity 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2522 Passing question, but the last time you read Revelation was recent? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2523 Hey, it's hard to perform under pressure. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2524 Must your mother follow us everywhere? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2525 It looks like we have a much bigger problem, then just ants. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2526 If you turn it upside down it looks like Santa Claus 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2527 Next time, serve decaf. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2528 I think I've overloaded my cloud storage. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2529 Oh, dear, when you were talking about how good this picnic is going to be, I didn't expect to actually be blown away 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2530 Okay okay, take it easy guys, I'll tell her! *sigh* Katherine, for about four years in the 20's, I was... VP of marketing for Exxon Mobil. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2531 I’ve heard of fighting climate change, but this is ridiculous. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2532 The climate is going through a lot too. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2533 Yes, I am married. What gave it away? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2534 I think he's saying, 'Me want woman with nice legs'. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2535 I realize it's a front and that's my concern. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2536 Don’t you love the New Jersey skyline? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2537 I think my backup got corrupted 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2538 I believe it is a cumulus furious. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2539 I see a fluffy baby lamb. According to my professor that means that I am a loving, nurturing person. What do you see? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2540 Why'd ya have to go makin' the clouds angry, sunshine? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2541 You know Helen, I'm seriously starting to think about quitting my position as weatherman. I love the perks, but I can't seem to leave work at the office. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2542 Okay, I miss the masking. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2543 Apparently, we're under a cloud of suspicion! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2544 Looks like “Mother Nature”might be transitioning. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2545 We were on a break 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
2546 I wish we‘d planned for inclement weather 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2547 I'm starting to think this global warming thing is real. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
2548 Darling I can’t tell if God is still mad about the abortion or the fact that I’m gay. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2549 When an angry cloud nears and you tremble in fear, That's Amore. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2550 I never expected the threat of climate change to be so... threatening. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2551 A bunny? YOU SEE A BUNNY?????!!!! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2552 You think this is their blanket? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2553 ¨I think I might delete Cloud Security¨ 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2554 do you ever get the feeling Mother Nature is pissed? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2555 That doesn’t look like a Category “A” storm! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2556 You told me he was cool with us hanging out 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2557 I think we’ve been inside too long. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2558 I was just trying to have a little fun by saying that that other cloud looked like a fat cow, Tonya. I had no way knowing this would happen! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2559 Is everything OK? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2560 Do you get the feeling we're being watched. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2561 The climate really does seem to be changing. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2562 Remember when we would just look for animals. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2563 I should just tell you now, I left the windows down. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2564 Maybe we should pack up soon, the weather's getting bad. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2565 “Don’t worry, he’s just full of hot air” 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2566 I see unicorns and butterflies...what do you see? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2567 'You must be a really bad person! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2568 That must be your god.. its not mine.... 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2569 Yes, we were best friends, but can't he move on for god’s sake? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2570 I believe they’re Quinonlimbus, so we can probably expect a passing shower of conspiracy. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2571 Is this your mother's way of saying she wants me to convert? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2572 Yes, I think it's safe to say that I believe in karma. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2573 It's the ghost of cigarettes past. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2574 I've never seen a storm so ready to rumble 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2575 Frustrated watching the kids, kiss her already or I'll rain on your parade! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2576 I made a long list of all my regrets and stored them in the cloud. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2577 It’s time we become consistent about our recycling. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2578 I can’t shake the feeling that there’s something brutal on the horizon. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2579 You’ve heard of i-cloud? This is WWE-cloud. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2580 Oh I don’t know, it depends upon how you look at it. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2581 Really?; you’ve never heard the term Thunderstruck? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2582 I didn’t think a cloud of uncertainty would threaten our relationship. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2583 I didn’t know you smote. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2584 You're right, of course. She's assertive, not threatening. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
2585 I think I forgot to encrypt the pictures I stored in the cloud 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2586 Technically it may only be partly cloudy, but I still think it looks threatening. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2587 I think Bob Ross may have had an evil twin. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2588 Have you discussed this with your therapist? ...I'm seeing puppies. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2589 Oh, um, sorry. My ex-girlfriend is the TV Weather Lady. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2590 Never thought climate change would look like this. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2591 Methinks it is like a weasel. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2592 It's been a rough year for everyone. I think I finally understand, "He's back. And this time...he's mad!" 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2593 I cut them in line and bought the last baguette. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2594 Is this a bad time to bring up the idea of a pre-nuptial agreement? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2595 This is not Bob Rosses’ happy little cloud. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2596 Look honey...it's the comingforus clouds..." 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2597 Did you forget to turn the lights off in our apartment again? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2598 Finally, safe in public without a mask! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2599 Honey, I told you, our clothes dryer vents too much hot moist air! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2600 They were calling for partly sunny with intermittent rage. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2601 I told you we should meet somewhere privately 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2602 You know, up until now, I always thought the rain clouds with angry faces on the weather forecast were just being facetious 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2603 Some serious shade incoming. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2604 I'm just saying it looks a bit ominous. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2605 Honestly, I never imagined that authorities enforcements for mask wearing would go so far. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2606 Ever feel like you are being watched? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2607 Did I mention, I fight for climate change? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2608 See what I mean? The weatherman didn’t say anything about this. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2609 This wasn't what you had in mind for a steamy date? 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2610 Is it violently hurtling towards us or is it just misunderstood? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2611 Honey, your Pareidolia is becoming a little too real. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2612 I know, the weather’s been a little weird lately. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2613 That's security reminding me to update cloud password! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2614 I’ve heard of angry birds, but not angry clouds. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2615 Worst fireworks ever 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2616 So, how long will your mother stay? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2617 The Sky was angry that day, my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup in a Deli. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2618 I'm leaving you. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2619 Oh great...the first week we don't need to wear masks and now this! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2620 You can't fight the weather. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2621 Little cloud syndrome. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2622 I knew it wasn’t safe yet....should have did this through Zoom. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2623 Hey,who you calling Nimbus? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2624 Your Ex seems a bit ominous 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2625 Looks like the kids are texting us, again. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2626 Don't worry about it. That's just Trump being Trump after he lost. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2627 We forgot to invite them to our picnic and they're NOT happy." 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2628 That big one in the center looks a bit like your mother. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2629 How big a Joni Mitchell fan are you? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2630 I miss the days when only the ants came to every picnic. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2631 Think the earth liked it better when we were indoors 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2632 Did the forecast say cloudy with a chance of whoop-ass or was that my imagination? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2633 Oh shit it’s my Ex 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2634 I may be mistaken, but I think this Climate Change thing is real. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2635 I though I would get used to England... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2636 Wait til we get to the clown portion of the song. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2637 My therapist said I don't really have a black cloud hanging over my head, but I think that only made it more angry! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2638 John Cena’s apology only made things worse. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2639 Hangry Cloud Cover 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2640 I can't promise you clear skies for the rest of our lives, but you can count on me to bring the cheese and bread that will get us through the tough times. @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2641 Ominous. 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2642 Looks like some thunderstorms are threatening us. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2643 According to my weather app, it's only supposed to be partly homicidal. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2644 Oh, I thought it was a kitty cat. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2645 He has problems raining when I store too many photos. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2646 I didn't think that 'oppressive humidity' was going to be so literal. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2647 I don't care if nature is out to get me, I'm not staying indoors anymore. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2648 I didn't know The Hulk was part of the Trinity. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2649 Now they're looking at us from both sides. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2650 I’m so glad things are finally getting back to normal. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2651 It's ok honey, we'll just explain to him our Tesla is backordered 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2652 I'm really enjoying their theatre interpretation of having The Tempest as an actual character in the play 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2653 We all knew the world would end one day, I just didn't think it would be destroyed by something so fluffy... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2654 They said it wasn’t that strong but something tells me I shouldn’t have eaten the other half ! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2655 Remind me, who was your last boyfriend? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2656 It's more than a thundercloud. It wants me to pull its finger. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2657 Do you think they work out? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2658 Honey, when I said ‘English picnic’ I just meant an english picnic blanket and not their weather! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2659 Honey, what did you put in this cheese!? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2660 Great, just great! This couldn’t happen during lock down. It had to wait til the city opened back up. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2661 Sorry - I'm just not seeing it. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2662 Global warming has taken a turn for the worse. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2663 Let’s see if he looks the same upside down. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2664 Apparently it’s cloud 10. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2665 So much for rising above the clouds of ignorance, narrowness and selfishness - that's not going to happen these days. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2666 I don’t see any silver lining. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2667 Tom, look what you’ve done. I told you Mother only goes by Ms. Nature now! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2668 It looks like the reopening was a tad too early. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2669 ohh , that one looks like a politician " 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2670 What do you think...is that dude from the future or the past? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2671 See, I told you not to take the entire tab. This stuff is stronger than we thought! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2672 Maybe if we cure climate change they'll look like bunnies again. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2673 Honey, I think the apocalypse might disrupt our brunch plans. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2674 Everywhere I go, I feel a cloud hanging over me. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2675 Ready for a climate crisis? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2676 I Guess Bob Ross was wrong. Not every cloud is a happy little accident. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2677 We're fine. The report said, 'cloudy with an empty threat of rain.' 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2678 Maybe we should be wearing the masks. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2679 I don’t think masks are going to help with this one. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2680 I feel a turbulent data breach coming on. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2681 I see Fluffy, the Boo-Boo Bear. What do you see? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2682 Even the Holy Ghost scares me these days. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2683 TBH...I'm still figuring out this psychedelic microdosing thing. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2684 No, we still have that last Flonase--but where'd the psilocybin go? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2685 They’re predicting pain. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2686 If you ARE a witch, an't you change this to Cloud 9? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2687 I should tell you, he's perfectly justified to be angry. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2688 I still just see marshmallows. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2689 But we can't do this at six feet apart. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2690 Honey, he's just like you... When he gets really angry, he starts crying. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2691 Maybe they're just putting on a front. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2692 Angry sky. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2693 Stormiest production of Lear ever! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2694 We've truly seen both sides now. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2695 Those guys look like they're pretty cirrus. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2696 It's not the angry god of your fathers'—just a cloudburst. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2697 Oh dear, looks like it's threatening to rain. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2698 My Rorschach tests are surprisingly serene 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2699 'Is doom trolling us' ' 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2700 A couple of clouds 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2701 Humans, humans, go away come again another day 1.2105 0.06574 76 66 4 6
2702 Either way, it’s just nice to see society reopening 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2703 nature is on revenge 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2704 No one told that angry cloud that we no longer have to stay six feet apart. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2705 Oh, hail no! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2706 you always said your ex had his head in the clouds 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2707 I believe those are called Cirrious clouds. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2708 So your father is the weather man? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2709 They should seed the clouds with Zoloft, next time. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2710 I'm not sure what reminded me it's your father's birthday 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2711 …and that one is called a cirrious cloud. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2712 It'll pass. It's on-acid rain. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2713 I guess nature’s not ready to be social again. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2714 Do you think it’s our fault? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2715 I guess the UFO S' are finally showing what they think of us! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2716 Angry Clouds. It's ap. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2717 The sky looks kinda threatening 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2718 I just see a turkey leg. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2719 Those aren't exactly Bob Ross type clouds... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2720 At this point, I'm just not sure I care. How about you? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2721 We must have done something wrong. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2722 Really? That’s what you see? I see a long awaited voice of truth for a disenfranchised majority of freedom loving American patriots. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2723 Do you think bleach will kill it? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2724 They just don’t like couples weekend 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2725 This looks like a cirrus problem. 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
2726 He's saying ... "I'm not just cloudy , I'm feeling rowdy" 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2727 I told you to bring the umbrella, Dave. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2728 I didn’t believe them when they said, “Cloudy with a chance of global warnings”. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2729 I'm starting to think they might be on to something with all that climate change talk.. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2730 It’ll blow over. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2731 That reminds me, I have something to tell you! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2732 Sorry, I thought the concert was Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons”! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2733 Unfortunately, there are no vaccines against bad weather 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2734 Ahh ... do I remember you telling me that your last romantic fling was with a guy named "Zeus"? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2735 Look,honey: a pathetic fallacy. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2736 ‘I’m allergic to Brie.” 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2737 But honey remember, there's always a silver lining. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2738 Are you sure that one has a silver lining? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2739 Climate change has happened. Before, if you said you wished the clouds would go away, they'd just turn grey or hang low in silence. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2740 Vaccinated? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2741 They say ‘The gas you pass never really leaves you’ “ 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2742 Don’t worry, it’s just a face in a cloud. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2743 They’re coming to collect the condensation I owe... 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2744 So exactly where did you get the silver lining for this picnic blanket? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2745 When I said I wanted to take you to cloud nine, that's not what I had in mind. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2746 No honey, it's not my head in the clouds 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2747 Perhaps it's tired of just being thought of as a place to store data. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2748 Gosh, That reminds me, I haven't seen Arnold for a while. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2749 But it's over between the two of you, right? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2750 Whenever you don't have an umbrella, ya know? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2751 We need to go, I camambert bad weather. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2752 That reminds me, I think I left the oven on. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2753 My editor doesn't believe in menacing clouds. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2754 It's just a phase. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2755 Let's go – I'm not sure we can beat the rain. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2756 You always see the strangest things in the clouds! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2757 Avoid eye contact and they will pass. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2758 Thunderclap? Thunderpunch is more like it. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2759 Clouded by your judgement are you, hmmm 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2760 I’m sorry for using the word moist 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2761 I don’t want to alarm you, but I think the cicadas are coming. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2762 Sooo. You're in love with God? Does he know it's an open relationship? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2763 Do those clouds look angry or did the acid kick in? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2764 The weather changes like my mood. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2765 Stop disappointing, Even Clouds seem pissed off... 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2766 I didn’t realize I uploaded the nuclear launch codes to the cloud with our honeymoon pics. My bad. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2767 It's my moody muse. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2768 You see a train? I see a cyber bully. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2769 Now that Covid is almost over, here comes the pollution again. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2770 It doesn't recognize us without our masks. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2771 There’s one that looks just like Mrs. Schimmelbach, my fourth grade teacher. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2772 I feel like someone is watching us. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2773 Tell her your mother's coming for Thanksgiving, tell her! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2774 No, I did not — umbrellas infringe on my freedoms. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2775 Smoke signals from Trump Tower? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2776 He's just testing our readiness. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2777 I don't think this is what Wordsworth had in mind. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2778 I guess the days of flying the friendly skies are over. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2779 Cumulus Angricus, and we're in for some trouble. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2780 Don't you look him in the eyes 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2781 . " babe, this picnic is great but looks like cloud number 9 isn't really having it". 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2782 I can’t shake the feeling of doom and gloom that’s hanging over the city lately. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2783 I don’t think it’s climate change; it’s because he was denied Twitter. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2784 Okay, which one of you jokers hasn’t been vaccinated? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2785 Oh no, it's the winter of our discontent. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2786 I think I should tell you I'm still married to a weather system. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2787 Didn’t you read my profile? I’m Thor, God of Thunder. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2788 What was that you said about your x's cloud presence? 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2789 Are we’ having a crab salad sandwich? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2790 You know what they say... big clouds, microclimates. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2791 The great thing about this city is that, if you don't like the weather, just wait five-minutes... 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2792 I realize your dad has never liked me, but gee whiz! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2793 I like cloud watching better when they don't watch back. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2794 You really think he looks like Chris Hemsworth? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2795 Please,you must understand. My father he is quite protective,and because you are a lutheran I must be absorbed back into the sky kingdom that is my birthright. Goodbye Cecilia. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2796 That cloud is looking angry for a good reason. It's data hyperretentive. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2797 When I said that cloud looks like you, I really meant you're getting fat. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2798 everyone has changed after COVID-19 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2799 I'd have to say, 'Cloudy...with an increasing risk of annihilation.' 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2800 What I need is a sign, Dorothy, but I do not see any all powerful being sending me a message on a scroll anytime soon, do you? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2801 at least it’s 6 feet away 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2802 I dunno, Janet. It just looks like meatballs to me. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2803 Clearly we’ve pissed off Mother Nature. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2804 I don't think flying a kite in this weather is a good idea. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2805 Looks like a good time for me to shut up. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2806 Well, they did say partly cloudy with a chance of glowers. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2807 I can't believe you forgot to bring a knife for the brie. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2808 The weather report said the few threatening clouds would have blown over by now. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2809 Georges used to have a better attitude toward us. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2810 We should go. I detect an aggressive front coming in. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2811 Not exactly Bob Ross material, is it! 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2812 My Avenger backstory is coming back to haunt me. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2813 The dark cloud that hangs over me is on vacation. This must be yours. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2814 It’s going to wee on us to show dominance. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2815 Oooohhhhh well look who it is, Stormy McStormface. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2816 I told you the Gods were angry. . 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2817 Is it just me or did the clouds seem happier when Bob Ross was around? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2818 It’s just... well I just imagined you’d stand for my thunderous applause 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2819 So that's what they mean by threatening clouds! 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
2820 Climate Judgment Day? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2821 You didn't tell me that your mother was joining us. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2822 I see a cute little kitty cat. Why do you ask? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2823 The forecast did predict scattered outbursts. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2824 That's an angry looking cloud. Do you think it's going to rain on our picnic? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2825 That cloud looks angry. I'm afraid it's going to rain." 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2826 Don't worry. It's just Christo's posthumous art installation. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2827 I thought you promised rows and flows of angel hair; not Hannity. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2828 Please put your shoes back on! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2829 I feel naked without a mask. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2830 Did you forget to recycle again? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2831 The brow says cumulonimbus,but the cheeks say stratocumulus. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2832 It’s a stratus-angry-at-everything formation. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2833 I don’t know, it looks like a dog to me. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2834 This relationship is quickly getting cirrus." 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2835 All I said was sky is the limit 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2836 People, this is two metres. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2837 I think the mushrooms are kicking in. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2838 Looks like a duck to me 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2839 Try to ignore them, they’re just throwing shade. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2840 I guess your dad wasn’t joking when he said I’ll be watching. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2841 and you thought I had anger management issues! . 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2842 These days I save everything to the cloud. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2843 Yeah but if you think about it, nature has always been scary 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2844 Can you tell Him I was kidding when I suggested we go to a motel after this picnic? 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2845 I always thought that “angry looking cloud” was just a figure of speech. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2846 I'll give you a five second lead, last one to the car is a rotten egg. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2847 He's upset COVID has been getting all the attention lately. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2848 I feel like I've got an angry cloud hanging over me, 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2849 Please tell me you only see a bunny... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2850 I thought the CDC said it was safe to be outside without a mask!!? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2851 I’m just so sensitive to the weather these days. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2852 Wow, forecast should’ve mentioned the weather to be - cloudy with a chance of fury.. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2853 I think I've been doing too much cloud sharing. It's feeling a bit ominous. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2854 What do you mean I always have to bring a dark cloud into everything? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2855 Don't worry, the weather says there's only a 30% chance of pain. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2856 Angry birds were one thing, but angry clouds are scary! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2857 I think your aunt's in town. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2858 Didn't you tell me that every cloud has a silver lining? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2859 Climate Change: "The weather is about to give us a demonstration of what it's capable of right here in the park." 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2860 like many things, 'cloudy with a chance for meatballs' was the childhood version. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2861 I always warned you not to make so many jokes about cumulus clouds. 1.2039 0.05407 103 89 7 7
2862 I thought the forecast said "precipitation" not "world domination." 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2863 I new we should have waited until marriage! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2864 You know, there's always the movies. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2865 Some days it rains on the just and the unjust alike. This looks the other kind of day. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2866 Maybe if we sing 'Blue Skies' they'll go away. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2867 Definitely not the "friendly skies" that United used to tell us about. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2868 Alexa DID say there would be bad weather today... 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2869 Looks like zeus found out about us 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2870 Honey, remember the time I said I was on Cloud 9... 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2871 Can you check your phone to see if this is going to be a problem. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2872 Did you tell your boss we were going on a picnic today? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2873 I thought Cumulonimbus was the preferred term! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2874 What stormy weather? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2875 Do you think there is such a thing as an omen? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2876 I thought they were supposed to be the “friendly” skies. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2877 Great. The Cloud Mob. I told you we couldn’t have a picnic in their territory without paying protection money. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2878 We better get going. Those clouds really look angry 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
2879 I told you a mean storm was predicted for this afternoon. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2880 "Are we the only ones here who feel this cloud really doesn't like us. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2881 Pestilence and raging storms. It’ll pass over. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2882 Where's Bob Ross when you need him? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2883 The sky's the limit. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2884 Have you been snoozing your cloud storage space warningnotifications? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
2885 I thought they said it was going to be NICE out 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
2886 want to go back home “!? Yes, please 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2887 « The sunny party is over darling, rage is about to burst out in tears » 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
2888 Honey, seems like the weather is getting your mood swings 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2889 well, the guy at CVS did say we’d have some mean clouds this week 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2890 Hmm, the sky does look a little threatening today. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2891 Six feet apart - now! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2892 Masked was a better look for him, no? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2893 I think it's one of those Angry class of Clouds called 'CumulOMINOUS' 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2894 We're talking about the weather. How do YOU think this date is going? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2895 We must have pissed off someone in the cloud! 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
2896 That storm cloud looks like your Dad. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2897 Looks like you believe me now. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2898 Do you think he just wants our charcuterie board? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2899 You should NOT have called the wind Maria! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2900 Don’t look. It will just cloud your mind. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2901 I think I've lost my tolerance for the outside. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
2902 Olivia Rodrigo was right, it really is brutal out here 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2903 Looks like the clouds are getting ready to rumbllllllllllle. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2904 after all this time at home, I just don't care anymore 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2905 First they rained on our parade- now this... 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2906 Sorry, my dad's kind of Old Testament 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2907 It appears the weather overheard us talking about them 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2908 Your late father has never approved of me, has he ? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2909 I could've sworn you said your scary ex-boyfriend's name was Bruce. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2910 OMG...Now What⁉️ 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2911 Hopefully, they're filming the trailer for Ghostbusters 4. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2912 Tough cloud 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2913 Here we are, just in the pic-nick of time." 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2914 Looks like Mother Nature's going postal this time! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2915 You see a rabbit? I see my boss waiting for me to join a Zoom call. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2916 The cloud upset about the corrupted data it’s been receiving. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2917 Some mad weather we’re having. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2918 I think we're in for some nasty weather. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2919 Seems like it’s throwing shade. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2920 Pictured: Extras gathered on the lawn set of Spielberg’s new sci-fi thriller, ‘2020’. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2921 Those are some mean looking clouds 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2922 I told you those cloud-computing companies were underregulated 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2923 So, all that, "My Heavenly Father" stuff was true 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2924 - Sorry - I thought you said you were vaccinated - he’s my cloudy guard 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2925 Don't let him intimidate you, we reserved this spot two weeks ago. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2926 Looks like he believed the forecast too. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2927 I think your Father may not approve of me. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2928 Are you looking forward to getting back to indoor dining too? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2929 I’d say HE’s pissed 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2930 Are you still seeing that other guy? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2931 Wrath of God? Nah, probably just a vaccine side effect 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2932 The forecast doesn't look good. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2933 You shouldn't have looked at clouds THAT way. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2934 No, to me it just looks like sheep. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2935 « Tell me again about your ex’s work in the cloud? » 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2936 I told him I was going to wash my car today. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2937 Do you think Sky Wario likes Brie? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2938 I probably should've told you that I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2939 I live with my mother, I wear a toupee, and that cloud represents my flatulence. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2940 Maybe you should stop calling the climate a hoax. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2941 This cloud dating app is a bit aggressive. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2942 Look the other way. A forced group hug is approaching. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2943 I told you not to upload your pandemic angst up to the cloud. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2944 That’s right, it’s OUR spot. Glad we could clear that up. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2945 Is it just me, or is the sky starting to look threatening? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2946 Well, honey, it looks like the storm chaser has finally become the storm chasee. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2947 I told you to wear flats.... 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2948 Even the cloud is threatening our opening up. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2949 Eek, the clouds look angry! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2950 Honey, I really don't think we're in a rural area. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2951 For some reason, I feel too nervous about having a picnic now." 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2952 Clouds got in my way. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2953 What did we ever do to Thor to deserve this reaction Huh? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2954 Yes, a sailboat... and that one, about one-third of a waffle iron... but, of course, you mean the angry-looking cloud - that one reminds me of my wife wondering why I put my wedding ring in my jacket pocket before meeting with you. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2955 Well, it didnt seem like a happy clap to me ... 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2956 Cloud Service is getting full of itself lately.... 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2957 The forecast called for threatening clouds early, with a chance of sexual tension late.” 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2958 Sure the sky looks angry, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's going to rain. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2959 Gosh Mary, I'm no Meteorologist but I personally think the sky looks really threatening today. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2960 I am not sure if it's a bad mood, or just the weather. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2961 Looks like Climate is starting to fight back. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2962 I assume they drifted over your mother’s. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2963 the clouds are rather cute today 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2964 @ctye506 That's one grumpy cloud 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2965 Glare all you want, fluffy. I am having my picnic. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2966 Are you sure we can be here without masks? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2967 I think we've all looked at clouds from too many sides" 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2968 I am so sorry. Dairy doesn't agree with me. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2969 Really? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2970 I think they're cumulus constipationus 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2971 I didn't know this park had a cover charge. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2972 This is going to feel gross if he rains on us. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2973 Does your dad have a Cloud account? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2974 I think it's time I finally told you that I have superpowers. 1.2000 0.07003 65 57 3 5
2975 I think they really mean it this time. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2976 There’s a storm a-“bro”-ing! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2977 Damn! Should have thrown the Château Lafite-Rothschild Pauillac in the basket too! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2978 Richard, it's not you. I think I should start seeing other skies. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2979 But, all of my clouds have a grimacing lining. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2980 Ants I could handle but a microburst with an anger management problem seems a bit over-the-top. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2981 Well, I see a pretty angel about to clap its hands. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2982 Yeah, I know why they're here. It's embarrassing, but I forgot to pay the water bill. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2983 Maybe if we ignore him he will dissipate 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2984 It's increasingly difficult to negotiate with picnic spoilers. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2985 I think I'd rather feel a little under the weather now. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2986 Maybe you should put your shoes on. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2987 I think it was a mistake to give the earth AI and global warming 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2988 I'm no expert on clouds, but I think the scientific term for that cloud is cumangryatus. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2989 Al Gore is casting his new movie. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2990 Sheesh! All I said was I hope it doesn’t rain while we’re out here. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2991 Trump says the weather is also rigged. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2992 he's just trying to piss off the weather forecasters 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2993 You have such an imagination...as if clouds can talk. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2994 We better get going. When the sun starts setting, it will turn orange, look like Trump, and definitely spoil the mood. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2995 No, it still just looks like a bunny to me! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2996 I definitely do not want those clouds in my coffee. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2997 I don't think it looks anything like my mother! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2998 Storm warning ahead 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2999 He asked to sub for the horsemen 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3000 Let's see who can run to the car the fastest. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3001 They are not so bad, if you get to know them, deep down they have a silver lining 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3002 Don't look at me, you brought the single use container. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3003 Maybe I’m projecting, but these all look like your ex-wife.” 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3004 He doesn't like it when people disappoint me. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3005 Told you we shouldn't have skipped church! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3006 God's given up on obscure omens. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3007 Can't stop thinking of my personal trainer at the gym. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3008 I've heard of angry skies before but never angry clouds! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3009 I suddenly feel like putting my mask back on... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3010 I cant help it, I always think theres' a black cloud hanging over my head. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3011 We better go inside, those clouds look threatening. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3012 I always thought "angry cloud" was a figure of speech. But that is one MAGA angry cumulonimbus! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3013 I'm still into hard drives. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3014 Please excuse me, I have not updated #cloudporn on my Instagram today. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3015 I've never been personally threatened by a storm, have you? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3016 I'm more of an inside person. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3017 This is going to be a lot harder than getting him banned from Twitter 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3018 Let’s bicycle home. We’re being confronted by climate change. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3019 I just don't understand why you have to be so negative. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3020 I get the feeling those clouds haven't heard the adage about the silver lining. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3021 I’m not the romantic type. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3022 But you said your former boyfriend had stopped harrassing you. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3023 I told you I could not eat cheese. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3024 They were right about "The Storm" coming. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3025 You don't need to say anything to me, I can see the writing in the sky. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3026 I'll never understand why you find bad clouds attractive. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3027 Looks like my old science fair cloud is back with a vengeance. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3028 I didn't know the cloud was reading my uploads. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3029 We should probably put our masks back on - I’m starting to see things... 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3030 Cloudy with a Chance of Knuckle Sandwich 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3031 Are you really sure you didn't mind me finishing the cheesecake ? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3032 Celiatus Lactosemulus 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3033 I hope that’s his “rainbow” face and not his “lighting” face. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3034 It will be a happier day when I'm back on cloud 9 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3035 Please tell me you see it too: this cheese is past its date. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3036 Now I get why you wanted to take a rain check. I really thought you were not interested. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3037 Guess they got tired of everyone’s heads in the cloud 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3038 That’s weird, I read that the weather today was only meant to be disappointed, not angry. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3039 I swore the weather app predicted nicer weather 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3040 I thought Donald Trump was up to something, he has been unusually quiet. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3041 Isn't it a tad too gloomy today? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3042 Oh, that’s just my landlord 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3043 Honey, did you forget to renew the iCloud subscription? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3044 it’s all precipitation Jane. pardon, perception. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3045 Let's not talk about it. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3046 Despite some possible signs from God, Kathy and Andrew remained together for the next three weeks. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3047 ... and that's why we call it" El Niño" 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3048 Hmmph! Threatening clouds don't scare me. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3049 Trump's answer to the Trump-baby balloon looks a little ominous. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3050 Sorry, babe. I thought the weather report said ‘chance of showers’ but I guess it was ‘shouts and glowers’. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
3051 Mother can be so overprotective. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3052 The forecast was partly hulky. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3053 This Harry and Meghan thing is just a storm in a teacup. It will blow over. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3054 He's all bark and no bite. There's only a one in fifteen thousand chance we'll get struck by lightning. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3055 I don't know, maybe frustrated rather than threatening. Look at how he's shaking his fists. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3056 Your feet really stink. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3057 Every cloud has a hill-for-dining. This must be his. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3058 Seems we’ve broken the peace treaty; Mother Nature is sending out soldiers. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3059 Lydia, y’know how some people say, “God hates me...?” 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3060 But now they only block the sun They rain and they snow on everyone So many things I would have done But clouds got in my way 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3061 That is not a sign of where this relationship is going. The sun is still out. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3062 Don’t worry, there’s only a 30% chance. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3063 Oh look. Here comes that Joni Mitchel song. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3064 I can feel it coming in the air tonight 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3065 Oh don’t worry, we’ve been vaccinated 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3066 You did what? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3067 Now I can go back to not worrying about existential threats. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3068 Either that cloud wants our lunch or Nature is really pissed at the climate change deniers. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3069 … I've looked at clouds from both sides now From up and down and still somehow It's cloud's illusions I recall I really don't LIKE clouds at all… 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3070 I've never seen green clouds before. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3071 It's only threatening rain, 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3072 Did I tell you that my last boyfriend was a brilliant physicist who works on advanced weapons systems at the Pentagon? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3073 So much for riding on cloud nine 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3074 Angry?" (gulp) "Well, I'll take them over being cooped up inside, ha ha." (She's on to us, Clouds. I told you I needed more post-covid interactions before dating again! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3075 Looks like nasty weather coming. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3076 Your cloud provider should not be threatening you, especially after THEY stormed out of the meeting! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3077 Is cloud gaming bad for the environment? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3078 Oh, that’s just my ex-husband the superhero. He still gets a bit jealous. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3079 Climate change has really made these guys grumpy. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3080 See? I told you the Roquefort would stink to high heaven! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3081 The cloud is not happy with all my uploads! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3082 Storing my emotions in the cloud has really allowed me to enjoy moments like this. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3083 Did you see anything in the forecast about an angry front coming through? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3084 The end is nearer than I had expected it to be!" 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3085 I hate to ask, but do you know that cloud? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3086 I think you're just a little bit meteoropathic. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3087 And that one looks like a cab driver. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3088 We may have jumped the gun on reopening. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3089 The forecast is downcast glances from the guy in the sky. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3090 Relax. There's always a little spit in the soup. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3091 I told you we’d have to deal with a few angry clouds.” 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3092 Did you check the forecast before you invited me here today? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3093 A storm is threatening our very lives today. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3094 OMG, I think he's coming for US! Did you do something? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3095 Do you think it’s trying to tell us something? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3096 Yeah my ex is a meteorologist, why do you ask? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3097 I just said it looked like Jabba The Hut. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3098 You're right Grace, back in the day there were more angels and unicorns. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3099 So...Do you like cloud watching? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3100 Did you submit our vaccination records? I hear the new mask enforcers are pretty tempestuous. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3101 I think God is angry that you lured me out of the priesthood. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3102 Honey, your head is really in the clouds today. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3103 Do you ever think Earth gets mad about global warming? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3104 I can't take this Mask God anymore... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3105 So Clouds are the UFOs and we’ve all been seeing them the whole time! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3106 „I told you I'm highly sensitive, and I tell you I sense rain.“ 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3107 Here I was thinking it's not the heat but humidity that kills you. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3108 Is there something on my face? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3109 Boy, that forecast for some threatening skies in the afternoon was right on target! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3110 I was thinking about your lips. . . . . But now I'm thinking about your mom. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3111 We may have taken their spot 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3112 It's impossible to avoid a tire commercial on Memorial Day weekend. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3113 Now I get why my primary school teacher used to say smog was very dangerous! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3114 The forecast is cloudy with a 90% chance of evil wreaking havoc on our relationship. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3115 That's odd... I see a bunny rabbit. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3116 You’re right , there has been a dark cloud over the city lately , but it looks like a mean sheep to me. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3117 Looks a bit like your husband. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3118 The last group left some trash behind, and you can tell they really enforce littering around here. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3119 The weatherman was right. Grab the bread, we have to get the hell out of here. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3120 It looks like they ditched the silver linings. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3121 Really? You see puppy dogs and rainbows? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3122 Maybe I'm paranoid... but I definitely see 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3123 'Sometimes I'm not even sure if you're listening to me or thinking of other, manlier men.' 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3124 What’s his problem? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3125 Should we compost the baguette? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3126 I believe it's the new version of the Eye-Cloud 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3127 Time to leave before that angry cloud sends us a hail of frozen tears! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3128 Do you want to wait for it to pass, learn to dance in it, or go inside and find something to stream? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3129 Just like ribbon — six feet. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3130 Some white clouds gets so angry when I bring up sun control 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3131 The forecast called for a 10% chance of pain. Must have been a typo” 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3132 Guess we better get back inside 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3133 The weather looks menacing. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3134 I'm afraid the Cloud is full of Q'Anon posts. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3135 Have you ever wondered if cloud computing might be dangerous? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3136 I checked and it’s supposed to cloudy with only a mild chance of mugging 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3137 So, when do you want to start having kids? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3138 I can understand why one would be grumpy if someone stole their thunder. So what if they were all fluff to begin with. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
3139 let's put it this way, i don't think we can expect rainbows or silver linings. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3140 The weatherman said partly cloudy with a chance of ass whooping. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3141 Microsoft’s Cloud advertising is over the top, don’t you think Liz? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3142 Maybe if we offer some Brie he’ll quit blocking the sun 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3143 I told him to meet me at the park and bring his lunch." OR "Let's get ready to RRRUUMMBBLLE! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3144 That cloud formation somehow reminds me of your mother. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3145 I like the taste of camembert before the storm. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3146 I do wonder whether it's a good idea for me to be dating a weather girl. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3147 He's not wearing a mask, either! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3148 I really think he means it 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3149 Instead of facing the storm, how about some dancing in the rain 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3150 My wife has a way of letting me know when she’s unhappy with me. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3151 I forget whether the watch or the warning is worse. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3152 You were right. I shouldn't have uploaded all of those photos of our kids to the cloud. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3153 I still think it looks more like choo-choo train. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3154 We should have brought the umbrella. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
3155 That's what you get when you curse at the weatherman. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3156 They say that finding a soulmate after 50 is as rare as getting struck by lightning...but I'm not sure I want to hang around to find out. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3157 Seems as though someone stole his silver lining 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3158 I grew up Catholic 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3159 My i-cloud account needs attention! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3160 I liked it better when he was just a menacing presence on TV. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3161 My guess is a 40% chance of Armageddon. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3162 Oh great, bad weather. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3163 Sorry. I just thought looking at the clouds in Central Park could be a New York quintessential romantic date. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3164 In Soviet Russia, cloud deletes you! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3165 I think he's mad because we're not 6 feet apart? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3166 So, don’t you think this is the end? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3167 You do know you have serious cloud management issues. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3168 Mother Nature is out for revenge 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3169 I'm really worried that I won't be able to come up with a caption that doesn't mention "threatening clouds." 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3170 Some picnics are no picnic. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3171 I love how everyone sees something different in them, depending on their mood. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3172 It's pronounced Pokémon. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3173 The weatherman did say chance of Covid cloud. Glad we're vaccinated. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3174 I would roll up a New Yorker, but I cancelled my subscription years ago. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3175 We're going to need that jug of wine PDQ. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3176 No need for him to be so pissy about having to keep 60 yards' separation, 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3177 You said not even God would know we’re not in the same bubble. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3178 They’re seriously cirrus 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3179 Old cloud shakes fist at the ground. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3180 Cloudy Judgment Day 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3181 The fault, dear Brenda, is not in ourselves...but in those clouds. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3182 I'm starting to think those mushrooms your son gave me weren't just mushrooms. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3183 I told you, every time we decide not to bring the umbrella... 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3184 The news said we really need rain, so I prayed for a hug from mother nature. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3185 mmmm ....an angry crab! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3186 Does that cloud look like my father to you? 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3187 Is that your Ex??? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3188 Geez, maybe I shouldn't have put that beer can into the trash. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3189 Really? You don’t see it? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3190 We can ask Judy Collins how the clouds know we haven't been vaccinated. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3191 Give me that Baguette... or I rain! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3192 Don’t worry. It’s just the angry sky on the way to group therapy. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3193 They won't seem that angry once you get to know them. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3194 I think he’s mad cause I said he looked like a fat whale. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3195 How are we doing with the issue of climate change. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3196 I told you climate mood swings were real! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3197 It's just a metaphor. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3198 He looks more than pandemic angry. He looks judgement day angry. I need to confess. At the Christmas party last year, the one you didn’t go to, I got drunk and slept with Marsha in marketing. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3199 Talk about angry looking storm clouds! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3200 Maybe it's time to reconsider our atheistic lifestyle. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3201 You don't think those clouds look threatening? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3202 The forecast called for 80 percent chance of raining blows. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3203 Does NOAA have a category for this? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3204 As late afternoon sunny skies darken, spouses suddenly recall the National Marital Weather Forecast: "Mostly cloudy...with a chance of severe Gaslightning." 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3205 The forecast did say the weather might get nasty this afternoon 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3206 Son of a beach! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3207 Cloudje. "a little mighty cloud" over yah 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3208 If you're looking for a silver lining, this just means we can head back to my place sooner. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3209 You forgot the jam? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3210 Why does everything have to be so dramatic? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3211 The forecast was: cloudy with the possibility of thunder-Trumps 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3212 Better pack up and head home- those clouds look ominous. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3213 Never mind what the forecaster said...just look up! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3214 I thought you said the weather was going to be nice today. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3215 I think it's time we switch to an electric car. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3216 Aaah, I think the bad gas I had this morning, is coming back 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3217 They say the sun will come out tomorrow Annie. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3218 Yeah, mesocyclones and microaggressions are my bailiwick. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3219 Mother Nature is definitely not in a good mood. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3220 Can we rain check? This second wave of pollen looks like it’ll knock me out. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3221 Really? You see a kitten? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3222 No worries. "No flurries." "He'll soon be gone with the wind. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3223 I guess the weather man was right this time 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3224 But it worked when we were kids. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3225 I could beat that guy up if you wanted me to 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3226 This must be karma for never upgrading my iCloud storage 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3227 Quick, Someone throw Paper! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3228 The Cumulus gang is back and they don't look happy. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3229 Damn I Cloud. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3230 I think the climate god is angry 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3231 Think the sky is looking a little overcast. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3232 Sad,,,, as hard as he tries, he can't get it out. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3233 He is all dark and no fight. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3234 My climate footprint may be larger than I previously acknowledged. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3235 Tell me again why going out is better than staying in. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3236 Here comes Trump again! Isn't he a riot? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3237 Is that the new Trump Cloud service? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3238 Not exactly the “partly funny” skies they predicted today. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3239 I really don’t remember saving that photo of your mother to the cloud. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3240 I think it’s going to reign. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3241 That one looks like it woke up on the wrong side of the sky 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3242 Uh oh, the skywriter is angry 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3243 He hates Climate Change. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3244 Eventually blockchain will replace the cloud.” 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3245 He seems jealous." "He is just not used to me coming here with an other man. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3246 This must be the exception to the "silver lining" rule. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3247 I've seen cloudbursts before, but nothing like this. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
3248 I think somebody's had a bad day! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3249 Frankly, I am a bit concerned about the grand finale. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
3250 Greta calls it 'Smag,' smoky, mad, fog. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3251 2024 is closer than I thought. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3252 On the other hand, hopefully I'm just letting my imagination get the best of me. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3253 The sun's out. Clouds are liars. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3254 I brought the brie as an offering. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3255 Are you sure now that every cloud has one? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3256 Maybe it’s time to change our cloud service? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3257 You seem worried. Is everything okay? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3258 We're spoiling their view of nature 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3259 I don't think this is what Sesame Street means by "chasing the clouds away." 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3260 They're really steamed. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3261 Yes, I AM terrified. That the couple to my right are less than six feet away. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3262 Yup, great day to see shapes in clouds. I see a cat face in the cloud on the left. You getting anything? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3263 I think Thor needs a hug. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3264 I guess the Jehovah's Witnesses were right. Armageddon's gay 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3265 The forecast didn't mention threatening clouds ... 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3266 COVID is over baby! Ditch that mask 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3267 Do you want to go back home where we’ve been locked inside for the past year or should we try and wait this one out? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3268 do you think this will affect brunch? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3269 No, I don’t see it... i see sheep. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3270 Doom is upon us and all I can think about is how our picnic bread is touching the grass 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
3271 Last week it was space aardvarks. Now this? Also, is it the cheese or your feet that stink? Also, why is your wig on backwards? Also, I only have 2 minutes before I have to switch to the next blanket. Also, my uncle left me 17 billion dollars. Burrp! 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3272 The forecast did say cloudy with a chance of petulant. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3273 WOW, the weatherman did say THREATENING storms were a certainty ! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3274 Since the beginning of the pandemic I have been so consumed with disinfecting everything that the cloud formation looks like Mr. Clean to me. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3275 You didn't tell me your ex was a weatherman. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3276 We're gonna need a bigger blanket. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3277 Not even $130,000 could hush up that storm. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3278 Which one of us is taller? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3279 I guess calling him “little stormy” was a bad idea? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3280 Thank God Bob Ross didn’t live to see THIS! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3281 It's either Stratus or Cumulonimbus, or the end of the world 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3282 I have heard of Angry Looking Clouds, but this one is ready to rumble!! 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3283 Yes, it does look angry, but 11% of scientists disagree. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3284 I wouldn’t be feeling this alarmed if he were wearing a mask. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3285 The gods must be angry. I'd better go get that jug of wine. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3286 Cumulus is not the threat they puff themselves up to be. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3287 Remember that article on Sunday about the Republicans weaponising the weather? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3288 Somebody must have told him there's going to be a parade here. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3289 This is not how I envisioned polyamory. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3290 What do you mean a vengeful and angry God is coming to smite us? That looks just like Taylor Swift's cat 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3291 Honey, don't look at them directly. They might just come this way. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3292 Looks more like a monkey riding an elephant to me 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3293 Yea, well, the forecast said ‘cloudy with a chance of meatheads’ 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3294 Remember that time I mistakenly sang, "Send In The Clouds"? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3295 Why is everybody always so mad at us? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3296 Don't worry. He's not allowed within six feet. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3297 He's upset we didn't bring an umbrella. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3298 Well, at least it's not the marshmellow man. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3299 What makes you think I would storm out on you? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3300 Don’t talk about his silver lining that way 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3301 It seems that the clouds are against us. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3302 Honey, did you forget to turn off our upload to cloud? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3303 *Bad wind joke* 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3304 Please tell me that was a Mushroom Quiche 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3305 The earthly delights of Spring are a test of our prudence. Look at the sky: we will be punished for our impiety. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3306 I am telling the truth – I'm the daughter of Zeus, and Daddy loves to mess with my dates. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3307 Here comes the advanced winter of discontent. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3308 Kiss her already! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3309 Well maybe because it's a cumulus and i called it a cirrus? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3310 My weather app said to expect an angry front from California. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3311 I'm sorry I forgot the jug of wine. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3312 He looks just like your uncle Ted. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3313 It reminds me I want a crab Louie 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3314 That one looks like my father 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3315 mmm finally some fresh air 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3316 I feel like the gods are angry with me over a terrible secret - but which one? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3317 My ex was a meteorologist. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3318 Honey, did you forgot to turn the lights of at home? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3319 Not a big fan of romance I guess 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3320 At least your mom is not here. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3321 Oh no, it's the rare Karencumulus cloud. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3322 Do you think UFOs can come in disguise? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3323 I think your ex is stalking us again. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3324 Do not taunt Happy Fun Cloud. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3325 I wrote a fierce little poem for you. I saved it in the cloud. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3326 I wish you hadn’t said “I don’t like the look of that cloud” 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3327 Just think! You'll be Mrs Rorschach and we can see things together in the world that nobody else can! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3328 Sorry about this, it's hard for him to understand that I'm dating again 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3329 It looks like there is a storm brewing 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3330 Looks like it's going to pain. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3331 There's a 30 percent chance he's angry. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3332 Do you think we are not socially distanced enough? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3333 Is it because you don’t like small talk?” “No, it’s not that. I just really don’t think we should talk about the weather anymore.” 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3334 Looks like it's gonna rain rats and hogs. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3335 I think it’s called ‘cumulus angryus’” 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3336 Remember that time when Al Gore won an Oscar? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3337 Cloud confrontation swollen up and fed up 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3338 Reading ‘The Cloud of Unknowing’ during the pandemic rid me of all my anxiety! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3339 I know it looks ominous, but they said the pandemic is over. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3340 Do you think he’s mad because we’re blocking the earth? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3341 I still think it’s a hoax. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3342 I think the Cloud is an overloaded with angry Tweets again” 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3343 My storm chasing trip did not end well. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3344 This is why we should stay inside 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3345 It seems our future together looks cloudy. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3346 Well, Sarah, I see only fluffy kittens. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3347 In his defense, the forecast did say cloudy with a chance of rage. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3348 Trump is like an evil cloud hovering over us. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3349 We better pack up... those clouds look really threatening. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3350 From the looks of him, he’s all threat but no storm. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3351 Yes, I agree, this climate crisis is a hoax" 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3352 Did you forget to pay for your extra cloud storage ? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3353 Looks like storm clouds are moving in 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3354 The weather is just awful today. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3355 We're running out of storage space in the cloud. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3356 I think Mother Nature wants us to start indoor dining again 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3357 I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3358 I defy you to come up with caption! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3359 I blame the chemtrails. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3360 We have to tell your mother... I'm an alien. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3361 I think the Picnic Rapture was a bad idea. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3362 The last thing I need is the weather telling me that life isn't all sunshine and rainbows. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3363 About my bachelor party... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3364 We should probably pack up, those clouds are looking extremely threatening 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3365 I see it too. NEVER put hard-boiled eggs in the potato salad. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3366 You’re pissed?!?! Try living down here. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3367 He's Jake Paul's next opponent 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3368 "The umbrella? It's in the car. Do you think we'll need it?" 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3369 I suppose this means the Angry Birds will be here soon... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3370 I have the sense you're angry with me. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3371 You weren't kidding when you said your ex was an airhead and full of fluff. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3372 Pretty sure he knows we're not vaccinated and are from different households. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3373 Should we take a rain check? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3374 I was going to say “I’m on cloud 9” but .... . 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3375 ‘But I did say let’s go for a panic.’ 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3376 It’s like Wordsworth said ..” I wandered ANGRY as a cloud” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3377 So it was actually global ‘WARNING’ this whole time!? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3378 They say ignorance is bliss. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3379 Blame me, I haven't paid for extra data storage. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3380 Not to worry, hot air clouds only reign once. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3381 Our cloud servers have become our cloud overlords. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3382 Oh, that's just the dark cloud that's been following me all my life. Now it wants to kick my ass. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3383 Well, the forecast did mention a chance of unpleasant weather. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3384 You see a bunny rabbit?! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3385 Looks like some nasty weather coming our way. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3386 So how ‘bout this weather? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3387 Yo know, I really miss those isolation days at home. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3388 He's upset you thought he looked like a whale. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3389 This gives a whole new meaning to the expression "threatening clouds." 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3390 Its a bluff. There's no lightning. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3391 Give me that f-ing baguette!! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3392 My app says about 20 minutes of tantrums followed by an insincere apology. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3393 I guess Rob Ross must have used up all the happy clouds. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3394 Honey, what did you do to make him angry? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3395 I sometimes have the creeping sensation that the universe is out to get me, then I think to myself, no, I probably just left the stove on. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3396 He seems upset that we've almost finished the Camembert 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3397 It looks more like a nimbus than a stratocumulus, Betty. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3398 I guess I shouldn't have posted that Tweet about the weather. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3399 I hear Climate is going through "The Change" - Do you think it's hormonal? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3400 Well it’s not a good omen.” 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3401 Even the heavens have political views! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3402 Cumulus my ass, that thing is pissed. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3403 All this time I thought he was in Mar-a-Lago... 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3404 Have you been taking Thor's name in vain, again? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3405 Just look on the bright side. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3406 You know what they say about the weather in NYC, if you don't like it wait five minutes and go f*@& yourself. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3407 it's a furionimbus I think...means it's going to hail 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3408 The clouds were angry that day, my friends. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3409 Someone still has mask-face 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3410 Mufasa? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3411 Maybe we should move a little further 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3412 I'm sorry, I should have told you I'm a meteorologist. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3413 I told you, no matter where we go, Big Brother is watching us. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3414 Now I get the meaning of hangry. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3415 The landing strip for angry clouds is just past us. I thought we could lie on our backs and watch them fly over. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3416 My cloud has reached it’s limit on your angry texts. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3417 Sure, I've felt threatened before — but never so personally. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3418 But the AccuWeather 5 Team with Mega Doppler 5000 said it was going to be a nice day. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3419 I'm not sure he wanted us to come back outside. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3420 "I guess it does kind of look like puppies playing together" 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3421 Talk to me about those mushrooms again? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3422 Quick, let's get started so he doesn't realize there are two more virgins to sacrifice. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3423 Even climate change judges us for not wearing a mask. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3424 It was either this or greenhouse gases. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3425 I agree. It does look like a goose flying south. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3426 I wonder what made his barometer rise. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3427 My judgement is clouded! I think I am in love with her" 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3428 Oh sure, I suppose you think we should get vaccinated too. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3429 Oh, I forgot to tell you that the weatherman said there was a chance of violent storms. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3430 side effects of climate change I'm afraid 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3431 Climate change is really getting bad 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3432 So, what do you see? I hear clouds are the new Rorschach. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3433 I have a very ominous sense that our first date may be seriously shortened 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3434 Tell me you were joking when you said your dad’s name is Zeus. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3435 Oh shit, honey, I forgot to synch my new laptop to the cloud. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3436 Why can't you be like other people and make out a a charming teddy bear or a unicorn? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3437 They do seem more serious,somehow. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3438 I'm sure there's a silver lining behind that frown. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3439 I’m sorry; clearly I should have swiped left. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3440 I was hoping for a sunnier disposition. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3441 I dunno, they look like they could pack a mean punch. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3442 After an awkward picnic date, the council of clouds were in agreement that this was not to be a match made in heaven. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3443 Quick, Protect the Brie! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3444 Taking about weather, marriage and picnics isn’t ease these days 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3445 I’m guessing he was absent when the silver linings were handed out 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3446 I guess it’s time to look into an electric vehicle. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3447 Now I'm not a luddite, but the cloud only had a storage of a few killerbytes... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3448 When’s lunch? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3449 We only dated for a month and I promise, it wasn’t serious. His head was always in the clouds. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3450 That one? It looks like a poodle to me. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3451 They say this climate change thing is like the 7 plagues on Egypt - only it's coming after Republicans. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3452 I've been bullied all my life, and now...a cloud? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3453 I just have this feeling that your father really doesn't really like me that much... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3454 You don't need a mask. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3455 Put your shoes back on, he's about to sneeze and we don't want to lose the bread and the cheese. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3456 I would say something if there were any sense to be made of this. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3457 I think we're in for a thunderstorm 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3458 I suspect this concert isn’t happening. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3459 I think he's angry cause we're outside without a mask 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3460 Where you see dark foreboding I see random cumulonimbus variation. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3461 I take this as an omen 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3462 Here come the acid pain clouds. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3463 There's a cumulus among us. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3464 It’s not easy being a meteorologist. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3465 I don't believe in global warning. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3466 I think Mother Nature's upset. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3467 The forecast was cloudy with a chance of anger. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3468 The weather channel never said anything about 'angry cloud' warnings today. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3469 I should not have let that protein shake evaporate. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
3470 Beatrice, I'm afraid I misunderstood when you said your father was a weatherman 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3471 I confess to some baggage 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3472 Honey, that star you pointed at wasn’t your Mama after all! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3473 i’m confused. Should he be wearing a mask? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3474 Forget recovery, wine in moderation is complementary to a picnic, and is appeasing to the rain God. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3475 How would you feel if someone said you looked like a dog? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3476 Where's the space force when you need them? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3477 Well, they did say climate change would be a fight 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3478 They have been seeding the clouds with despair. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3479 Is that what happens after inhaling too much greenhouse gas? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3480 When we thought it's all over, they pull us right back into the eye of the storm 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3481 You see sheep? Oh, uh—me too. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3482 Regular tourist clouds, dangling by an Embarassing American thread 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3483 I forgot to increase my cloud storage quota. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3484 I could’ve sworn you said you were haunted by clowns 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3485 Ugh, I’ll go buy the toilet paper. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3486 Are the heavens always angry like this? Or maybe it's just about us... 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3487 Another thing in common....I also bombed on my Rorschach test. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3488 The blue screen of death was much friendlier than cloud computer crashes. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3489 Hmm, Cupid sure has changed. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3490 Limburger probably was not the right choice.” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3491 Maybe there really is global warming. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3492 If we take Manhattan do we have to take Staten Island too? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3493 Silver lining? I don't see any silver lining. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3494 When we can escape to the park, a feeling of serenity overcomes me. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3495 Pandemic, Murder Hornets, now this...I guess life's not a picnic after all. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3496 Did I mention I'm in debt to the cloud mafia? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3497 So what did you think of the CBD brownies? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3498 Lately I’ve been feeling as if I’m under a dark cloud. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3499 I see a puppy. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3500 If this date does not go well, he'll let me know 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3501 Cumulobrutus clouds are rolling through. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3502 The weather forecast did mention threatening clouds with a chance of a popup shower. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3503 I think I'm lacto-gluten intolerant. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3504 I'm sure He is warning all of us, our behavior is despicable. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3505 The difference between cumulus and curmudgeon are the little streaks of self-righteousness. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3506 I just thought the weatherman misspoke when he said, "Partly cloudy with a ten percent chance of pain". 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3507 The Trump cloud 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3508 I did upload some porn... 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3509 This must be the war mad humid air coming from the west, from today's forecast. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3510 No summer in the city 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3511 Well I checked the forecast, but I don't remember seeing that 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3512 If we leave, cancel culture wins 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3513 I think they know our food packaging isn’t recyclable. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3514 I still don’t know what ‘high pressure system’ means. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3515 Look at those gains 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3516 I told you not to forget the umbrella 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3517 I knew we should have deleted those pictures before they were backed up to the cloud! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3518 But, dear, to quote Bob Dylan... 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3519 Think you can weather the storm? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3520 Who did you say your father was again? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3521 This might be a good time to tell you a bit about myself, weather-wise. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3522 I think climate change may be a personality disorder. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3523 The forecast did say "Chance of childhood fears surfacing this afternoon". 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3524 Michael immediately regretted hiring an abstract artist sky writer to show Caroline his “thunderstruck love.” 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3525 That formation is called cumulus scare us 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3526 Whatever happened to, 'I wandered lonely as a cloud'" 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3527 The calm before the storm. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3528 [First date since March 2021] “Yeah so about me! I’m Pfizer vaccinated, I marched in the BLM protests, I cook a lot because I WFH, and I go to therapy now. What about you? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3529 I think it’s a mammadatus cloud. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3530 If you have to think about it, I can wait. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3531 Rain of terror. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3532 Memorial Day Three couples picnic today Dark indeed their thoughts 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3533 The data cloud know everything about us. Everything! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3534 And to think it used to be considered boring to talk about the weather on a date. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3535 ....and to me it looks like a shining city on a hill. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3536 I don't think our love of going out in nature is reciprocated. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3537 This park is so toxic not even the ants show up 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3538 OK. I USED WEED POISON ONCE BUT USUALLY I DIG THEM OUT! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3539 Don't worry, we'll stay dry, unless you mention P-r-e-s-i-d-e-n-t B-i-d-e-n. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3540 He’s had it in for me ever since I called him a Cumulodinkus. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
3541 I miss my father. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3542 He finds it patronizing when you call him a "Little Cloudy" 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3543 That looks just like my uterus when I’m on my period. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3544 Yes, even Mother Nature is calling to go back to online dating. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3545 Storms' a brewing. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3546 I was hoping to get butterflies in my stomach, but I got angry farts instead. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3547 I just didn't take this morning's weather report seriously. 'Angry clouds'? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3548 He thinks he’s a mushroom cloud. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3549 They say it's ominous weather, but they're always wrong 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3550 Remember when we use to see sheep and angels? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3551 Steroidalcumulus. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3552 Relax it's just climate change. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3553 Welcome to Rorschach Park. Beautiful day, isn't it? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3554 Wow, I have seen angry clouds before, but this is ridiculous." 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3555 It’s just that I got used to being alone! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3556 The weatherman predicted a 70% chance of anger, 50% chance of hostility, and a 25% chance of violent insurrection. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3557 Gosh, I can't see a thing because of the glare. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3558 well, we’re already here 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3559 I told you it wasn't picnic weather. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3560 Climate crisis? What climate crisis? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3561 I see a guy playing rock, paper, scissors. What do you see? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3562 I think when we have a cloudy mood, we will also want to have a big hug. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3563 The one thing we should have learned from the pandemic is, Mother Nature is angry. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3564 This is not how I anticipated our cheese & marijuana date would work out. Next time I’ll stick with the wine.” 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3565 Stop trying to rain on my parade. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3566 Oh, those clouds? They're cumulo-pissedatus clouds. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3567 Could the Gods be angry because of my lack of humidity? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3568 I just remembered how angry your father was after I asked you out. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3569 You better apologize. It's no longer appropriate to call them 'fluffy' 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3570 I told you tempting the weather with a picnic before Memorial Day was a bad idea. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3571 Uhhh...let's not play "What does that cloud look like?". 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3572 The forecast DID say ‘cloudy with a chance of meatheads.’ 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3573 I do wish they'd bring drive-ins back. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3574 Looks like it’s going to rain blows. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3575 The weatherman did say there was a 30 percent chance of pain. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3576 You ever get, like, a reeeally itchy butthole? Check out this move I learned from a dog I met outside a Burger King last week. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3577 Don't worry, honey. I can usually get past him in Super Mario Brothers. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3578 I think it’s a cumulonimbus. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3579 Looks like Gemini season has started. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3580 Why are the silent farts always deadly? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3581 Did you forget to sacrifice a virgin? 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
3582 Storm clouds? I see my father. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3583 They did say today's weather would be threatening. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3584 I’ve look at clouds from both sides, but they never seem to reciprocate. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3585 So you think it's ok to go outside, well guess what? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3586 I'm going to stop asking the cosmos for an omen . 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3587 He warns my dates against going out with me. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3588 No, I’m pretty sure he’s looking at you. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3589 The Luncheon on the Grass with Angry Clouds 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3590 So glad we could catch “Thunderdome” at Tanglewood this year! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3591 And I used to see bunnies 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3592 Since I voted for impeachment, I keep thinking Trump is going to get come after me. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3593 That cloud is scaring me because it looks mean. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3594 I think we reached another level of our relationship or Minecraft. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3595 Didn't I tell you not to wash the car? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3596 I think I will return home now. It’s really been lovely to meet you in person, Susan. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
3597 Nothing a sunny filter can't fix. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3598 You told me your father didn't like me. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3599 Looks like the weather is coming from the South. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3600 You have to stop saving my love poems to you in the cloud. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3601 This isn’t what it looked like in the Cialis commercial. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3602 I still think those clouds look threatening. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3603 Not everything in life is metaphorical. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3604 But Flo, a subscription to The New Yorker is so inexpensive. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3605 I see a fluffy white sheep. What do you see? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3606 You didn't tell me Your ex was a Thunder Head. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3607 Your father is a Republican? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3608 But my phone says there's only a twenty percent chance of rain. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3609 It looks like we're going to need more than just an umbrella. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3610 At least he isn't giving us the finger! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3611 I think we should leave… 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3612 This would have to happen at the same time, as the flying saucer visitations. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3613 And you thought MOTHER nature was bad news! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3614 Abandoning a cloud husband with two cloud babies is no small matter Lucille. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3615 Would you please stop humming that Burt Bacharach song! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3616 Cumulus flexus, I think. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3617 Are you sure you washed your feet? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3618 Where did all of you come from?! This is my park! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3619 I 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3620 I thought "pain" was a typo. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3621 Maybe we don't need another car. I'll bike to work. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3622 Perhaps we can answer with a sun salute yoga pose..? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3623 As long as you are with me, I don't care about anything. Do you want to eat pastry? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3624 Some interesting weather we are having 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3625 I think I looked at that cloud the wrong way 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3626 Stay very still—I hear they can smell emissions test extensions. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3627 Fauci did say that the clouds will be mad. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3628 Still better than being inside 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3629 I knew we shouldn't have come without our masks. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3630 Is that cloud really high or am I just really angry? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3631 Farts. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3632 «Susan, what does your knee say about those clouds? Is it shaking?» 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3633 Is it just me or does that cloud look like my father? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3634 The forecast said "serious storms". I think they meant it! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3635 What smell? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3636 But as long as we’ve got each other, right? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3637 It was you who caused global warming,and now it's me who'll being the thunder. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3638 I think it wants us to smash. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3639 I recycle and drive a Tesla. They must be here for one of those other guys. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3640 We'd better move inside. Those are angry looking storm clouds. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3641 We need to get the hell outta here!! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3642 Not every extreme weather event is about you, George. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3643 At least it is keeping the ants away. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3644 A little too much acid in the brie today, honey. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3645 I told you we shouldn’t have gone with wind energy 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3646 I’m so sorry. I should have told you before. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3647 The restaurant sector has gone with negative messaging. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3648 Looks like we’re going to get hit by a storm 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3649 So yeah I don't believe in climate change. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3650 I can't seem to escape this dark cloud that has followed me ever since I was born!!! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3651 Now I know why the birds are riled. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3652 Maybe we shouldn’t have taken off our masks. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3653 Looks a lot like your Dad........ 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3654 These clouds look really cirrus! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3655 Fee-Fi-No-Sun! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3656 Eavesdropper! Hover over someone else. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3657 Whew it’s nice to be out of that hot sun! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3658 The weather app did say cloudy with a 100% chance of pain. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3659 This is why you never say "I hope it doesn't rain" out loud Harold. Now you've pissed the weather gods off!... 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3660 I don’t know, he might just want a hug 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3661 The weather report said annoyed clouds, not threatening. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3662 Im not a cloud-guy, could we leave now? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3663 Oh God, they’re back Jane—all the rains I sang ‘rain rain go away, come again another day’ to as a child. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3664 The forecast said *passive* aggressive. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3665 Yep. That feels about right. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3666 We could use Winnie the Pooh right about now. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3667 Did the forecast call for pain? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3668 What fresh hell is this?! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3669 This motherfucker... 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3670 We'd better go, the weather is about to get livid. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3671 Looks cirrus. 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
3672 I think I exceeded my iCloud memory limits 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3673 Maybe a little cheese and bread might help? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3674 Now those are what you call menacing clouds 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3675 I dunno, I think I see Mike Tyson. Or maybe Vladimir Putin? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3676 The Philharmonic-in-the-Park concert was Covid-cancelled, so the conductor is just looking for someone to terrify. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3677 I didn’t think nature would ‘literally’ fight back. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3678 Cloud 9 was on loan in LA for this weekend. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
3679 I hope those Gen Z's do something about this climate thing. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3680 Honey, does the sky look hangry to you? Hide the baguette 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3681 Let’s make a plan in case we have to leave the blanket. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3682 I'm not sure I can stand another thunderclap. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3683 That’s weird, the forecast said nothing about third wheels. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3684 I don’t think you should keep staring, Carol 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3685 If he throws any shade at you we can move 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3686 I think that we may want to stop doing our computations in the cloud. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3687 Red sky in morning, sailors take warning; red skies at night, sailor’s delight! Angry clouds at noon, time to leave SOON! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3688 As a weatherman, it's business and personal. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3689 I really don’t know clouds ar all 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3690 I think I left the stove on! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3691 Your ex was Zeus? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3692 Maybe the cloud wants us to put on our masks. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3693 So that's why you said, It's Complicated. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3694 Don't get between her and her cubs! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3695 Get a grip 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3696 We should have left New York. It seems God really does love Trump. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3697 Well, the weatherman did say partly cloudy with a chance of pain. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3698 Cumulus Agressivus, I think? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3699 Well, the forecast did say 'partly frowny.' 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3700 You see Proud Boys wherever you look these days. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3701 Cirrus, cumulus--who cares? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3702 It looks like reign... 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3703 What did you do? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3704 I liked it better when everyone wore a mask. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3705 And in this one I see an ass whoopin'. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3706 I told you not to step in that puddle. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3707 Am I high or does that cloud look like Trump? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3708 I think the mushrooms might have gone bad! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3709 I used to be a rainmaker! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3710 I see unresolved feelings of childhood letdowns. What do you see? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3711 So much for April showers bring May flowers. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3712 Maybe the "keep off the grass" sign wasn't ironic. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3713 I guess he never heard that three’s a cloud. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3714 I see your father who will kill me if I touch you. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3715 Not even one silver lining? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3716 See, that’s the cloud in which all the angry facebook comments are stored 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3717 Was hoping for warm hugs today. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3718 Not everything is about you, Dave! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3719 I believe scientists call that one a ‘furycumulus’” 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3720 Is he trying to give us "virtual hugs"? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3721 Oh, he's just grumpy because yesterday, all we could see ..... baby lambs and kitties and he was forming battleships and tragic faces. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3722 Kind of creepy; looks a lot like your husband. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3723 Don't worry; he's always there protecting his nimbie twins from the Sun. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3724 Now I understand this morning's weather report, 'Cloudy with a chance of violence' ." 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3725 I think my wife's sending me a message. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3726 Death cometh for all" is not a type of cloud 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3727 I think its going to be one of those days 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3728 Told you the weather would work out. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3729 Did it say Celsius or Fahrenheit? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3730 We're in for a reign of terror. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3731 I hate Republicans. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3732 Are we in a Marvel movie? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3733 They said clouds were threatening, but.... Central Park IS open! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3734 That reminds me - your Uncle Claude called... 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3735 The weather said there would be a nasty front coming in today. But this is a bit much! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3736 Betty, I thought we weren't going to talk about my mother? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3737 I have a feeling we're on that cloud's turf. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3738 But He's not wearing a mask! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3739 What? You haven't heard of threatening weather, before? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3740 They said a killer storm was coming this way! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3741 Look like it's threatening to rain. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3742 Trust me Joan, I've looked at it from both sides--I still just think it's a regular cloud. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3743 Your place or mine? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3744 See, life is too short not to eat the bread. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3745 Didn't you say this place was far from the madding cloud? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3746 Do you think he is angry because we chose not to be vaccinated? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3747 I think we better put on masks. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3748 Why can't you just relax? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3749 Only Supermoon can save us now. 1.1781 0.06273 73 65 3 5
3750 It’s not you, it’s meteorology. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3751 I think your Dad's idea of a chaperone is getting out of hand. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3752 Who knew on zoom that you would bring stale bread? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3753 It’s a cumulo-NIMBY 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3754 Cloudy, chance of murder. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3755 Mother Nature vs. Blissful Ignorance 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3756 'What kind of cheese did you say that was?" . 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3757 Is it my imagination, or does that cloud look hangry? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3758 Well this gives another meaning to feeling 'under weather'. 😮 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3759 There’s only a slight chance of rain, but that cloud looks especially menacing. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3760 Why yes, I also see a puppy dog and castle in the clouds. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3761 I said, six feet apart! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3762 What's really making me uneasy is the fact that it only has three fingers." 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
3763 Because you p---me off, that's why! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3764 I thought it over just now, and I think you should give Poseidon another chance. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3765 I am beginning to think I know what you meant by "Mushroom Quiche Surprise" 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3766 What do you expect when so many offensive selfies are uploaded to the cloud 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3767 I liked the mushroom shape more. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3768 So what do you see? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3769 Yeah, it’s bad, but at least he’s banned from Twitter. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3770 Do you feel that there are other forces that are getting us together? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3771 Do you prefer chivalry or practicality in a man? If I fight, we both get wet. If I run, just you get wet. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3772 You will marry me. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3773 ...or..it could be a puff of smoke from Santa's pipe. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3774 I’ll distract him ....you run. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
3775 Oh I’ve heard of these!Its called “Cumulonimbust-your face” 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3776 What’s your dating history? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3777 They think I stole their thunder. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3778 The weatherman said it was only supposed to be overcast. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3779 Did you say that your over-protective dad can channel Zeus? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3780 The mask mandate has been lifted. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3781 Did you bake magic mushrooms in the quiche? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3782 If the producer tells the morning news weather girl to can the angry clouds references; the weather girl should see the bright side of the criticism." 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3783 It looks threatening. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3784 There’s a nasty storm coming our way! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3785 When you said, “Angry clouds are gathering over the city,” I thought, “Please, no trite poetry.” 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3786 It's okay. It's just a front. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3787 What would Joni Mitchell say about this? Good thing it's only partly cloudy. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3788 Let’s maybe stop looking for shapes in clouds. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3789 I’m glad we made the long drive out here to enjoy Mother Nature — our new truck is amazing. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3790 Did they say its going to be sunny or Sonny 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3791 Speaking of the rath of God... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3792 I love you more than the clouds 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3793 Looks just like your mother. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3794 Crap. We forgot to hug. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3795 'Partly cloudy' to me just says 'Glass half full.' How about you? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3796 Everything appears to be getting better, but I just can’t shake the feeling that I should talk to my doctor about antidepressants. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3797 Looks like the insane cloud posse is rolling in... 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3798 They can tell we are not vaccinated. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3799 I knew we shouldn't have had so many hash brownies. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3800 Not to worry. Cloud anger dissipates quickly. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3801 Justice Kavanaugh's really hitting his stride! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3802 I don't know why but I always feel like I have an angry cloud hanging over my head. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3803 who want me 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3804 Wtf did you just say about my silver lining? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3805 I know pets are allowed but feeding her is going to b 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3806 Didn’t they say cloud storage was the future. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3807 Avoid eye contact, you can’t beat a day like today. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3808 It's coming for us ! What have YOU done? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3809 There is no need to worry, Jeanne; I just registered my brand-new Tesla!” 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3810 He just wants a hug. He’s fully vaccinated. Just do it. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3811 Nope, nothing. Why? Do you see an image? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3812 By the look of it, honey, those clouds are way far from Cloud Nine 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3813 Honey, I really try to be nonjudgemental, but that cloud's really making me feel nervous. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3814 just remembered I left the kettle on ...! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3815 Climate change is getting really wierd 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3816 sure, those clouds might look threatening, but i just don’t think they’re cirrus. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3817 Here I am to steal your thunder. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3818 I can't help but feel there's just something special in the air between us 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3819 Maybe we should go. It’s threatening to rain. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3820 Is that what they mean by "a united front?"-- leave the blanket, grab the cannoli ! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3821 Honey, did we leave too many things running on the cloud at home? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3822 Next week I get to pick the movie 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3823 Probably it’s just allergies 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3824 You think a bar of Snickers will calm him down? 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3825 The forecast did say "angry clouds"! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3826 Okay, now that cloud looks like your father. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3827 I know this is only our second date, but maybe we should go over to my place? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3828 I only take it personally after I get wet. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3829 I knew your husband would find us. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3830 You said your ex was bald. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3831 Darling , I sense a existential cloud over our relationship 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3832 Think it will blow over? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3833 Now that's a weather change... 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3834 It reminds me of your Mother 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3835 seems as though he's not vaccinated 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3836 Ants, rain, or just threatening clouds. There's always some risk involved. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3837 But...you’re free next week, right? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3838 I think your ex is going to rain on our parade. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3839 You know what they always say, “April showers bring May suspended sentences and community service.” 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3840 Panic ensued when he realized he could not mansplain severe and unusual weather to a meteorologist 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3841 I guess things really are getting back to normal, I haven't seen smog in a while. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3842 I don’t know why, but I feel like your mother’s in town. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3843 I’d rather stay outside and face the clouds; quarantine has made our house seem scarier. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3844 You told me that we were going to look at the stars" 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3845 You're right, it really is shaped like Madeleine Albright and her acolytes. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3846 I told you I'm a widower. But there's something else you should know. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3847 He couldn't get his military parade, so this was the next best thing. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3848 If not God,who? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3849 We can’t be the only ones who forgot the Beaujolais. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3850 It's Mayweather. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3851 You see warm puppies in the clouds? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3852 I guess you're right - we should "wait" until we're married. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3853 Tell him to go away. I promise never to complain about your picnic food again. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3854 See, you can tell he's full grown by the mustache. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3855 The weather report said “cloudy with a chance of pain” , but I thought I heard it wrong 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3856 Ok, I now I know I shouldn’t have had the baked beans. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3857 Oh c'mon! You're just being paranoid! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3858 If it isn't one thing it's your mother! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3859 Father Nature is telling us to leave!!!! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3860 Don't worry, my wife's a meteorologist -she predicts the weather...it's not like she can control it..... 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3861 I don't know much about meteorology, but I'm pretty sure that's what they call a thunderhead 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3862 I don’t know, honey. I think it looks like a bunny rabbit. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3863 This isn’t quite what I expected when you said your ex was the city’s biggest rainmaker... 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3864 „Looks like your former boyfriend is very jealous, Clowdia!“ 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3865 As long as we stay six feet apart we should be okay. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3866 I wonder what the silver lining is going to be." 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3867 the channel 5 weather guy says this is only a brief interval of churlishness ... to be followed by a lengthy period of relative civility 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3868 All huff and no puff. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3869 Oh no! Hurricane Karen is here to see the manager... She has some opinions about this whole outdoor dining thing. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3870 Wait a second, this isn't a picnic. It's an ad for indigestion relief! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3871 This is still better than wearing a mask 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3872 I thought you said he’d moved on? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3873 You've never heard of a threatening cloud? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3874 Do you think he wants us to hug or he will rain on us 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3875 Is it just me? Or are the clouds frowning down upon us? I expected happy sheep floating in the sky... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3876 Let’s do that origami thing another time. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3877 Love isn't getting old. We are though. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3878 Well, I believe there is a heaven. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3879 What’s wrong Susan, are you feeling under the weather today? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3880 Isn't it interesting how cloud formations remind you of things? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3881 Of course he's angry. He's been carrying water for me. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3882 No, not rain clouds - the social distance enforcer clouds. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3883 I'll explain those stratocumulus clouds in a sec, but first I've got to know: Is that the cheese or your feet? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3884 I think I'm sitting on the Deviled Eggs. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3885 Told you he's judgy 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3886 Ummm ... I think I’m in the wrong cartoon dimension 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3887 "...a jug of wine, and ka-pow!" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3888 He demands to reign another four years! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3889 He was never a cloud 9. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3890 Just put your vape down honey. He will go away. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3891 Relax . I'm telling you , that weatherman overdramatizes . 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3892 I call it bipolar climate change. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3893 I told you it wasn`t a good idea to eat those mushrooms we picked up at the Stoner`s Market! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3894 So as I was saying, I can control the weather and the sky--I was born gifted. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3895 Should we stop taking climate change? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3896 But, what does it look like to those people in the city? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3897 Your true colors are showing. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3898 That cloud is pissed because I mistakenly omitted the “u” when submitting a caption. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3899 Maybe Fauci should have kept us indoors a bit longer? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3900 I don’t think that restraining order is going to work. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3901 They are made because they didn't get vaccinated. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3902 Things just haven't been the same since Trump messed with the National Weather Service. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3903 Do you want to give up the bread or fight? What if we just said we are not vaccinated? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3904 I see a bunny rabbit with hemorrhoids hopping away. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3905 Problem ? Who said anything about a problem? I think it's great that your mother is spending the weekend 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3906 'So why are you telling me just now that your husband is a conjurer with powers you never fully understood?' 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3907 I think the gods know that one of us is lying about being vaccinated. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3908 I thought you said you and your husband were separated. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3909 I think we should go now. Like, right now. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3910 I didn't think we'd be fighting the weather today. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3911 Looks like a real boomer is on its way... 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3912 It'll probably blow over. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3913 ‘Oh my, The Climate Gods are not amused about our New Normal.’ 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3914 I think they want us to go back inside 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3915 Really? To me it looks like a duck. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3916 This IS my happy face. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3917 I've seen a threatening sky before, but not one that wants my wallet. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3918 Maybe Hitchens and Dawkins and Harris are wrong! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3919 I just don't feel welcomed outside anymore. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3920 Don't worry, it's only water vapor. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3921 I forgot to close the windows. Please don’t be mad. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3922 You know he doesn’t like it when you mistake him for Cumulus. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3923 Anxiety always lingers 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3924 The Weather Channel named that one Grumpy. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3925 They didn't like it when we sang Rain Rain, Go Away 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3926 I heard on QAnon that George Soros backed-up data on a vaccine resistant variant of the Sars virus. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3927 What’s for lunch 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3928 I guess clouds can have rainy days too. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3929 Is it me, or does that cloud look kind of like your Mom? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3930 Until we met, I thought the storm clouds over your head were just a filter. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3931 When they said that it would rain powerfully tonight, I didn't think they mean this? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3932 A part of me feels like it’d be healthy for him to let it out, but we haven’t even touched the cheese. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3933 Local weather didn't mention Wrath. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3934 The skies were angry that day, my friend... 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3935 Something is telling me we should have gotten vaccinated after all. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3936 Cumulus clouds are known for their quick tempers. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3937 I only brought the bug spray. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3938 You call me boring because you see an angry man and I see rain? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3939 The weatherman did say menacing clouds. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3940 I told you those crabs were out-of-season. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3941 "When your Dad said he didn't want us together, I thought he was just bluffing!" 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3942 Hehe...did I ever tell you about the time I ticked off a cloud? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3943 They’re what's called Trumpus nimbus clouds. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3944 Looks like Mother Nature’s clouds aren’t even immune from getting hit with ransomware 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3945 Somehow the weather feels over the humans 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3946 We could go to your place” 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3947 Hmm…really? I see a sailboat. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3948 Can I borrow forty bucks? 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3949 So that's what UFC stands for? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3950 I really don't believe in signs from the universe. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3951 That cloud strangely reminds me of your mother..... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3952 I’m gonna reduce my carbon footprint. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3953 Maybe it'll be umbrellas instead of masks this time? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3954 I think we made him angry " 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3955 ‘Just a relaxing day at the park,’ she said. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3956 Will Smith will be here to save us any second 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3957 I don’t care what Roker says, I refuse to be strong-armed by the weather! 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3958 Bad day in the cloud? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3959 Cloudy with a chance of pain. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3960 Hey look dear... that one kind of looks like your mother. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3961 I thought you checked the weather forecast! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3962 Such an angry eye cloud Guess we’ll have to wait a bit longer before returning to our pad 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3963 The three major cloud formations are cirrus, stratus and cumulus but each of them can be expected to exhibit regular menopausal mood swings. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3964 Was this what Joni Mitchell was seeing in ‘Both Sides Now?’ 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3965 They weren't kidding when they said the forecast called for threatening thunderstorms. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3966 Cloud burst, seek cover! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3967 Give up already, you're not gonna find that cloud 9 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3968 Honey, we know it's a game but body shaming is universally wrong. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3969 Woah, climate change is right in front of us 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3970 Honestly, Marc, f*** climate change." @newyorkercartoons @boffman8 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3971 Pie?!? With French Bread? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3972 Nothing angered our iCloud storage more than 50 needless picnic selfies 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3973 I think the cloud is bringing more then rain 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3974 Does the sky look threatening to you? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3975 Do you believe in omens? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3976 Looks like the forecast was wrong. I sure don't think that qualifies as only 'partly angry.' 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3977 Hurricane season this year is rolling in with the punches. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3978 O.K, so Thor didn't like that I put ketchup on the surstromming. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3979 Do you feel like we're being watched? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3980 In a stocastic universe, even a random cloud formation can shape one's thinking, Sarah. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3981 Was it Joni Mitchell or Judy Collins who wrote ‘Both Sides Now?’ 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3982 Yes. I met him before. 1983 DianaRoss concert. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3983 I knew letting my wife enroll in that meteorology course would be a bad idea... 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3984 Sodom and Gomorrah were foreplay compared to what’s coming our way. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3985 I think it's revenge for my "Storm Chaser" work. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3986 Think he's looking for the hot hors d'oeuvres? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3987 Should we put our masks on? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3988 I didn’t forget our anniversary; the cloud did. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3989 Here's the five-way you ordered. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3990 Well, forecast DID say "mostly cloudy with a chance of Thunder Gods". 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3991 I’ve been feelin a little cloudy today - just me? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3992 Google maps said this was supposed to be cloud 9 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3993 Did you get the AstraZeneca or the Pfizer ? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3994 The pollen seems to be overly aggressive this year 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3995 Twinkle twinkle everywhere clouds are hiding the sun there 😍😍 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3996 I heard nature was healing, but I didn't expect it to return with a vengeance. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3997 Are these the aliens everyones been talking about? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3998 Go back to your corners! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3999 Those storm clouds are angry. Our picnic is about to be ruined. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4000 Do you like him! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4001 Astrazenecca instead of Pfizer?? Even the Weather is judging you Bernard ! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4002 Oh look it's your mother. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4003 Limberger reeks, clouds threaten, I forgot the martinis. Let's scram before lightning strikes. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4004 Mean weather we're having lately! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4005 Yep, the planet is fighting back alright. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4006 Let me re-phrase that 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4007 They all look like your father. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4008 I think it's because they overdosed on CO2. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4009 Don't look now, but I think your dad is following us. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4010 I thought you said he’s out of the country this week. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4011 Nimbostratus, my love.! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4012 He probably thinks I am going to let you make love to me. Relax, 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4013 Should we tell him we've been vaccinated? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4014 Shall we wrap it up 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4015 So you really weren't kidding when you said your ex was a dark cloud. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4016 The weather man never gets it right. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4017 I spy with my liiiiittle eye, an impending sense of doom 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4018 Is he still upset about that song, Joni? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4019 So about my family ... 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4020 I think my joke about that cloud is funnier than your joke about the cloud. Just saying. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4021 I told them "will you marry me" not angry clouds times three 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4022 Here we go again with your worry and obsession over climate change. What about our climate change? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4023 I thought the forecast was "cloudy with a chance of meatballs". Not cloudy with a chance of an angry cloud. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4024 Those photos we took of that pristine clear sky. Where did you save them? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4025 Think positively. The sun still shines! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4026 I don't know honey, maybe he overheard us say he resembled a sea urchin! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4027 Pain is threatening. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4028 So, where to next? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4029 Looks like cloud based ransom-ware. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4030 Looks like clouds are getting in the way again 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4031 « I’m sure a collegue told me about a new coronavirus mutation. » 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4032 Yes...very like a whale... 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
4033 Will you marry me? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4034 I just realized. I forgot to bring the punch." 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4035 Honest to God, I’m trying to see a horse, but all I see is your mother, enraged…with a mustache. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4036 Honey, looks like it's Mayweather this month. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4037 Sunday in the park with Hurricane George! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4038 Those clouds look very threatening. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4039 The weather can be very intimidating 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4040 That reminds me, your Dad is visiting with us next week. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4041 Please tell me you’ve been recycling. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4042 Let’s go. The clouds look threatening. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4043 A beautiful day sure can be spoiled by an angry cloud that follows you everywhere. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4044 Did we remember to roll up the windows? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4045 I guess I better quit complaining about the weather 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4046 I get the feeling something evil is looming. Or, maybe it's just my existential dread. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4047 Jerry yammered on about the “angry storm clouds threatening them,” but Cheryl just thought that one looked like a heart with Hulk fists. “Heart go smash,” she daydreamed. She privately named the cloud Hank, and imagined running off with Hank to Boca… 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4048 I'd take a picture, but it would go to the cloud. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4049 At least our data's safe. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4050 You have to tell me! Are you in climate change denial?? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4051 Did I happen to mention who my ex-wife's mother is? She said she'd rain hell down on me if we ever split. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4052 Their 'The Tempest' is incredible but we should leave before 'Macbeth' 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4053 Now I wish I didn't forget that bottle of chardonnay! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4054 I like angry birds better. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4055 Ooh, my turn! I see a unicorn. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4056 My fault. I think I exceeded my storage capacity this morning. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4057 I know my Dad would have supported my decision to choose true love over tradition " 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4058 From up high, that picnic blanket looks suspiciously like Mr. Cloud’s lost silver lining, gone missing for awhile. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4059 Cirrus? You must be joking! Those clouds are ominous, or maybe cumulus. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4060 I think you see what you want to see. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4061 I like you. My last boyfriend had his head in the clouds. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4062 The weather report predicted cloudy with a chance of rancour. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4063 How do you think this date is going so far...? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4064 I never imagined my cloud business breaking bad. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4065 Sorry about this. I could swear the weather forecast was for overcast,not overwrought. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4066 Can we fool them by singing "Send in the clouds"? Or do we run like Hell toward the car? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4067 I also meant to say bunny, it looks like a bunny. Funny how fast things change when you look at them from someone else's perspective. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4068 I want to change my guess. I think that cloud looks like a happy rabbit. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4069 All I said was “Thunderstruck is not in AC/DC’s top five” 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4070 I actually think it's the calm before the storm. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4071 The weatherman was right. It is an angry-looking storm.” Dave Braun Phoenix 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4072 Oh boy, The Annual Tornados Parade is just about to get started. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4073 I guess that was the gigabyte that broke the clouds's back. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4074 I'm sorry, but I just don't see what you're talking about. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4075 What a beautiful day not a cloud in the sk Oh there’s one! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4076 I just think that we've both grown apart from each other, y'know? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4077 This is shaping up to be a memorable evening, Kathleen. Will you marry me? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4078 What really happened between you and Cloud 9? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4079 He blames us for his GERD, hence the acid rain. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4080 When you said a picnic here would be entertaining, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4081 Looks like we are together for better and WORST! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4082 So foul and fair a day I have not seen. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4083 Really? I still just see a duck. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4084 That means your judgment is clouded. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4085 You think they will? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4086 How dare you not pair you brie and baguette with wine. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4087 Oh oh -- no shoes, no cirrus. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4088 I think we should see other people 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4089 Well, it came back another day... after spending some time in the gym 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4090 Oh no, honey, these look like the ones I made fun of when I was trying to make you laugh! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4091 I liked this game better when the clouds looked like bunnies and unicorns... 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4092 I think he's reminding us to social distance. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4093 Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, you are a voice of reason and a force of nature! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4094 It looks like it’s going to pain. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4095 It was just a virtual thing during Covid, but I guess he thought it was more. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4096 They're telling me to call my mother. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4097 The clouds seem rather unfriendly today. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4098 I told you that cheese smells to high heaven! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4099 he wants to know where your mask is.... 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4100 I think there's a storm coming 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4101 When you said your ex was a “real blowhard” I now see you meant that both literally and figuratively. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4102 I know you can't control it, but it is weird to always run into your ex like this. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4103 If it makes you feel any better, then you're right. It does look exactly like a butterfly. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4104 They're really after me to upgrade my cloud. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4105 Seriously, you’ve got nothing better to talk about than the weather? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4106 I think we should have brought umbrellas. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4107 Suddenly, the weather doesn't look so nice. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4108 So, naturally, I assumed you meant on TV when you told me your husband was the Weatherman. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4109 My wife doesn't understand me. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4110 Well, I see a cloud with a troubled past. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4111 Somewhere,somehow,I know Geodude is watching over us 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4112 Lightning is on strike; clouds are starting to reign: The Climate wants change. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4113 Those clouds look a bit threatening. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4114 He only made it to Cloud Eight. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4115 No, seriously. If you squint it does look like a duck. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4116 He says he's just practicing 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4117 Is he for or against a bipartisan commission? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4118 We shouldn't have finished the Big Macs. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4119 This has all the makings of a violent storm 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4120 Um, let's play a different game 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4121 Guess the forecaster was right for a change "the skies are threatening" 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4122 70% chance of rain? More like 100% chance of anger 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4123 It’s possible we end up with a major download from the cloud. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4124 Look! That cloud looks like a cute little puppy. Don’t you think? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4125 Ok, what is THAT pronoun? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4126 What do you think it means? I really don't know clouds at all. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4127 Let me be your silver lining. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4128 What a grumpy mood on such a lovely summer day. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4129 Cumulonimbus Clouds in need of an attitude adjustment 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4130 Do you think the dye in our hair colour contributes to climate change? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4131 Sorry, last year he wore a mask. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4132 I think the climate is trying to tell us something. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4133 You're right, it could mean rain. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4134 Looks like the clouds have joined Twitter. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4135 So my therapist says that I have a persecution complex, and that I imagine everything is after doing me harm. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4136 When I said 'Always Look on the Sunny Side’ it wasn’t a challenge! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4137 I think it is best to ignore the anger and hope it goes away. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4138 Yes, we must address climate change...quickly. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4139 Gee, I hope he's been vaccinated. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4140 Look! Even the clouds missed giving hugs during Covid. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4141 Once again mr. Cloudy worries about mrs. Cloudy. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4142 I’m sorry, Hera. I just don’t think we should stay together. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4143 It's just Father Nature 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4144 Its a new version of Beethoven's 6th 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4145 When the clouds are mad, there's rain to be had. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4146 Don't worry! It'll be gone in two weeks. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4147 Some clouds in the future. Never mind... 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4148 Wow, that is one angry sky. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4149 I'd b grumpy 2, if I had 2 p in public! 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4150 I'm not sure we need a grand jury - his uploaded documents made the cloud recommend indictment. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4151 I see Newt Gingrich. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4152 The pastor wasn't kidding when he said the theme for the fireworks this year wasthe sermons of Jonathan Edwards 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4153 In meteorological circles we call that GOP Cumulus fractus flatus. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4154 You were right, the cloud does have backup. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4155 On second thought, I don’t think I can marry you. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4156 I may have been unwise to eat baked beans before skydiving. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4157 I have been out here alone so much this last year that I think that he thought that we were in a relationship ! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4158 Better pack up . . . rage storm a-comin' 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4159 I don't know why, but I have this tremendous sense of foreboding as we sit here. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4160 ``Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli?'' 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4161 I don't know what the cloud's number is, but it's not nine. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4162 Yeah, Shakespeare in the Park went with a Broadway set designer for it comeback this year. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4163 You're right! It has been a long time since I felt calm. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4164 First it was lumber, then airfares, then rental cars, and now we have partly cloudy inflation. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4165 Don't worry, probably a WWE promo. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4166 Its a new type of weather- grumpy. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4167 I think the thunder clouds will start reigning any minute now. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4168 Honey, I told you not to curse the weather…. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4169 Don’t worry, he won’t come closer: he’s not vaccinated yet! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4170 I forgot the napkins. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4171 They say there has been an increase in smog but I just don’t see it. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4172 You know what they say..'If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.' 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4173 You know how they say "water has memory"? Well I think this guy might know me...... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4174 You think if I tell him we have COVId he’ll go away? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4175 Must've swallowed a bad weather balloon... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4176 I think we have pissed off the white clouds. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4177 25 years later; 'another day' has finally come 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4178 I told you. The weather gods are real! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4179 Those clouds look real menacing 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4180 The Clouds look angry. Hope we don't lose all our data. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4181 I told you not to stare. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4182 Cloudy with a chance of politics 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4183 Yeah, it’s a grand gesture, but I don’t wanna marry you Jack. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4184 Guess he didn’t like being called a unicorn 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4185 We're slowly coming outside, but the clouds clearly don't want us feeding them Co2 anymore 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4186 Don't worry, my therapist said clouds can't hurt us 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4187 Apparently, the tax audit continues. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4188 I guess there aint no sunshine when you're here. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4189 I think they're starting to kick in. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4190 Well, maybe, but I think "Sign from the God's" is a bit of a stretch. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4191 You can tell that cloud just hates for people to have a good time. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4192 Perhaps I’m just projecting the ‘eternal curse unto all who dare disturb my slumber’ from my past relationship. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4193 Let's get out of here before he gets all twisted out of shape. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4194 Yes Audrey it’s an angry looking cloud. Now how about that blowjob? 1.1646 0.05818 79 71 3 5
4195 Do you think our climate developed a self awareness? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4196 See those there? Those are fighting weathers 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4197 If you ignore it, it will go away 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4198 If you gaze long enough into the clouds, the clouds will gaze back into you 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4199 ‘Maybe I should have kept that opinion of the “Silver Linings Playbook” to myself.’ 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4200 He’s upset they cancelled the parade. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4201 The forecast did call for a tropical depression... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4202 You can ignore him. He's in therapy and working on expressing his anger again. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4203 Why do other couples see cherubs and fluffy hearts, Janine? Are they just out of touch with macroeconomics? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4204 I want a divorce. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4205 Don't worry, he's quite tame really 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4206 There is a Saffir - Simpson scale category 5 rancorous cumulus cloud that hates know-it-alls like me. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4207 Heavy cloud, no rain. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4208 Did you say that your ex wife's name was Cloudia? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4209 That must be cloud no 10,11, and 12. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4210 What's with your father? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4211 And we thought the birds were angry. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4212 Looks like we won the Breakup Trifecta." 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4213 But you said that your dad had come around? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4214 Did I mention? Mother doesn't think you are good enough for me. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4215 That pollen is relentless. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4216 „Honey, trust me, one day Cloudya will come to accept that it‘s over.“ 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4217 I’m not sure I’d like to go to THAT spirit in the sky 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4218 When you said you had a tempestuous relationship with your ex, this isn't exactly what I pictured. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4219 Looks like he also forgot the wine opener 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4220 I swear, it didn't mean anything! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4221 You can’t imagine how cheese makes my intestines feel. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4222 Are you sure your were vaccinated twice? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4223 OK. I didn't use a condom the last time we had sex. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4224 I never thought that global warming was going to hit us this way! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4225 You know that tax deduction I told you we could take, for the new deck off the kitchen. . . ? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4226 Shall I compare thee to an angry cloud,or are you more fluffy than that. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4227 Have you ever seen the rain, 'roiding out on a sunny day? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4228 I think it’ll pass over. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4229 If I were you, I wouldn't count on this picnic going well! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4230 My guess would either be serious cirrus or angry cumulus. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4231 Now I understand why you had such a stormy relationship with your Ex. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4232 I don't think a happy face will work, dear. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4233 I did not see any updated CDC guidance on the use of umbrellas 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4234 The sun'll come out tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4235 This will soon blow over Liz. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4236 You think Yahweh is trying to tell us to separate and keep our masks on? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4237 I think God is really pissed! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4238 I think it looks like...a pair of glasses. What about you? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4239 I think it might rain. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4240 Looks like someone's put the wind up your ex. 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
4241 Nothing ever happens around here. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4242 Man vs Nature: The revenge, critics say its a 5 star for the heart stopping experience 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4243 Honey, the climate change is real, I am not” 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4244 I’m no meteorologist, but that sure looks like a cumuloanimus cloud to me. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4245 Temperamental weather....the forecast was right. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4246 Cloud eight is almost finished. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4247 Shoot, forgot to give dad his laxative 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4248 But dear they really are angry looking skies. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4249 So when I said I was confident we could beat the rain... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4250 That one looks like your husband. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4251 Did your late husband ever mention anything about you not dating after his passing? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4252 That cumulus is comin at us 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4253 I realize that I’ve been having my head in the clouds, but I’m here now. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4254 They just need a good cry 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4255 What was in that cheese spread? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4256 And those clouds are known as Altoquerulous. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4257 Did you pack the knuckle sandwiches? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4258 Is this acid rain or am I just tripping ? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4259 Well, the gods are demanding a sacrifice, and the park committee made a choice...and that's the big surprise, honey... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4260 Not to worry. It isn't a rain cloud. It's Google. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4261 That's how cumulus gang members roll. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4262 First someone at Angry Cloud Karen Inc. looked at your LinkedIn profile. Now they're park stalking you. This could be your big chance to break into the Cloud Karen field honey 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4263 I’m afraid it’s angry about the odor of the cheese, and it might be wise to put your shoes back on. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4264 Ignore Mom. Since the funeral, all my dates 'look like a hooker'. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4265 They seem to sense I'm a meteorologist. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4266 He’s just not that into you. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4267 How are you feeling maskless and not distancing? Pretty weird, ehhh? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4268 You ate the ring. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
4269 This weather is mad 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4270 It just feels like really bad timing for us to move in together... 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4271 Think he's telling us something? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4272 That is one curiously curmudgeonly cumulus. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4273 Did you bring your umbrella? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4274 Marty, I just keep getting this feeling that your mother doesn't approve of us dating. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4275 I forgot to tell you 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4276 Shouldn’t that cloud be wearing a mask? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4277 ‘Well I guess is the closest we can get to live theatre. I see The Hulk, what do you see?’ 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4278 This is not how I anticipated our cheese & marijuana picnic would work out. Next time I’ll stick with the wine. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4279 I think it might rain today 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4280 I’m not used to talking to people face to face. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4281 I hope it hits me hard enough so I can ship my shock therapy treatments. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4282 I wonder what Joni Mitchell would think about this? Submitted by Mark Sappir. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4283 I don’t think he understands how Rock, Paper, Scissors is played. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4284 Chem-Trails, Covid Clouds, what's next, they tell us red blood is Communism? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4285 The chemtrails are back. And now they're angry. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4286 Why can't they just stay friends ? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4287 He appears to be looking direct at you. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4288 The weather isn't looking so good, can I take a raincheck. 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4289 I should tell you that I'm married. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4290 Never piss off a weather man 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4291 "Figures! This never happens when I remember my numchucks." 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4292 Those greenhouse gases must really stink. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4293 The weather forcast said today was going to be grumpy 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4294 God, I hope it's not a variant. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4295 Oh, I hate these clouds. They're always throwing shade! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4296 Sunburn or drenched, take your pick ... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4297 I still see a rabbit. 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4298 All I meant was that you look so much better when you smile. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4299 I see your mother. I mean, Mother Nature. She’s angry at us humans. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4300 I don't know -- I see a poodle. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4301 I think we're in for some bad weather. Those clouds look angry. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4302 I don't care if these clouds give us shitty looks. I'm staying and finishing my baguette. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4303 I think this might be more than the spring shower I forecast this morning! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4304 I cannot believe you forgot the ? wine! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4305 You found this site in the cloud? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4306 We really can't afford to offend him again. let's put the masks back on for today anyway. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4307 Look, bestie — not the weather highkey serving! Go AWF, sweaty! Anyway, not to change the subject, but are you sure you're OK sleeping with your English professor? I just don't want this to come back to bite me in the ass. Also I'm married by the way 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4308 Do you think we may get wet? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4309 Is your husband a shape-shifter? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4310 It is a U F O ... Unidentified Furiosly Onery cumulus cloud! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4311 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4312 I send all my angry tweets to the cloud. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4313 Um, any concerns for global warming, anyone, or is it just me? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4314 The weather here is so temperamental. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4315 The park entrance says "Love is in the air", but I doubt that. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4316 Did you really have to wear heels to the park today? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4317 Yes I live my life with my head in the clouds. But I’m having an off day ok? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4318 Man: “are you vaccinated?” Lady: “ummmmm...” 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4319 Do you speak Cloud? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4320 Why did you have to call it pathetic fallacy? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4321 I'm not childish, that cloud looks exactly like geodude from Pokémon 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4322 But climate change is always on the forecast! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4323 Don’t stare, honey. Do you know who that is? It’s Tony Cirrprano. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4324 Sumo or Cuomo? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4325 Looks like pain. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4326 The gods of social distancing are angry. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4327 Will you agree to eliminate indoor distancing between us? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4328 I wish I could believe that clouds are just water vapour, honey! They aren't going to punch us, are they? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4329 They are fighting mad over fossil fuels use. They should worry more about volcanoes. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4330 So, this is the third wave? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4331 That cloud really looks like your dad. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4332 Looks like the Thunderheads are getting ready to rumble. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4333 As mortals, I think we have a lot to answer for. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4334 Actually, my hands were full, so I left the umbrella in the car. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4335 Oh no!! Looks like Trump the has been is returning to New York! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4336 A heart, with roses each side, and a shiny ring.. and what do you see? Debra Jensen, Sydney Australia 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4337 Rain rain go away, come again another day - I guess that's today. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4338 Wow! OK Samantha, now change it into 'The Little White Cloud That Cried'." 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4339 Only a radical socialist would call me a climate-change denier. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4340 You may say I’m a dreamer, Alice. But I’m not the only one. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4341 Baguette to cheese: “can you move over you are on my side of the blanket again” 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4342 I think they prefer ‘personacing’. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4343 I still see a rabbit, Barbara 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4344 . What do we expect, do you realize how much garbage we put in the cloud! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4345 I didn't think fighting climate change would be quite this literal 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4346 Just ignore them and they'll go away. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4347 Maybe they're mad we sent them all our etrash 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4348 You didn’t tell me you were married. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4349 Susan,do you know this cloud? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4350 I forget — are we supposed to tip clouds? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4351 I know I loved you and bragged " I got Sunshine on a cloudy day with My Girl" and all, but I think our days in the sun are over." 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4352 Looks like threatening skies, but my app says they’re just a bunch of hot air. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4353 I was going to propose, but somehow the word “alimony” keeps popping into my head. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4354 Ugh, I think I left my phone in the car. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4355 The skywriting proposal was supposed to be romantic—I had no idea your ex was stuck in town by a high pressure system. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4356 Is that cloud serious or cirrus? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4357 Carbon Capture is still in it's infancy honey, there is bound to be teething problems" 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4358 I can't deal with the pressure here. We never had complaints with my weather reports back home. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4359 Weren't we supposed to pay them off with a carbon tax? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4360 Just a thought 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4361 I miss Covid. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4362 They aren’t kidding when they say Chicago weather is changeable in an instant. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4363 My, my, what is that in the sky? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4364 Did I really say you were sent by the Gods? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4365 So… are you into rain? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4366 That's one angry cloud" "I believe the correct term is vaporly inclined 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4367 It's true what they say, "Every silver lining has a cloud." 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4368 There is actually no evidence that global warming exists. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4369 They say there’s no rain in the forecast but those clouds sure seem threatening to me! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4370 I think the cloud is about to regurgitate all unnecessary data! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4371 Honey, Don't mess with the cloud! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4372 Now I see, I thought you said angry CLOWNS… 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4373 Willful blindness 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4374 I forgot to tell you, my boyfriend is a very jealous, giant, angry cloud. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4375 Did the clouds look this angry before we took the edibles? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4376 Maybe we shoulda sprung for a Tesla. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4377 I don't want to sound crazy, but god is against a second date." 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4378 I believe that is an iratus erectus formation. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4379 Do you believe the universe ends us signs? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4380 I think we may have screwed up. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4381 I thought it was O.K. to go without a mask when we were outside. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4382 Perhaps we should pack up. Those clouds are starting to look threatening. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4383 Looks like there's a chance of pain. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4384 Honest, I never even looked at her. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4385 I think you'd better let it hug you. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4386 Hey you didn't move that shut down the internet tweet to the cloud did you? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4387 The weatherman said just a 20% chance of severe weather. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4388 So tell me more about your possessive cloud father? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4389 Even after all these years, my father is mad that you totaled his car. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
4390 Yeah, okay, I get it, but to me it still looks like a chicken. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4391 Now that you mentioned it, the weather does seem a bit threatening. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4392 I guess he knows I'm a meteorologist. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4393 Honey, I think now is a good time to bring out the hideous smiley face umbrella. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4394 Who knew clouds could also rumble in? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4395 And how they say their tears turned into fury 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4396 At this point even Hats could come back. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4397 So you said you like rainy days, ah? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4398 You know you shouldn't have stored all those photos of your unhappy teenage years in the cloud 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4399 My father always said if we get to the trouble we are headed towards. I guess we have arrived. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4400 Honey, now might not be the best time, but I forgot to mail your mother’s birthday gift. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
4401 Isn’t it funny what you can see in gathering storm clouds? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4402 What does that cloud remind you of? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4403 No, my sense of impending doom is not about the cloud as such. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4404 Ever get the feeling that we have p..... someone off 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4405 It's a Nimbobadass formation. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4406 Hey, kids. Don't get used this. Corona21 here, coming in hot! 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4407 I saw worse when I flew for the Navy 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4408 I can’t help but feel that something is coming between us 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4409 Would you say I’m a coward for not fighting the weather? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4410 I think your projecting a little too much 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4411 I'm afraid it might have been too soon to life the mask mandate. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4412 Careful, they can be carrying cold weapons. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4413 I told you that it was not a good idea to skip out on the zoom call. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4414 To be fair, he was only a 97 cubic inch puff when I first blew him off. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4415 Did I forget something other than a loaf of bread and thou? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4416 What's a Pokemon? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4417 That cloud looks like you when I forgot the plates 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4418 Now that the clouds hate me, it seems my next theory is that the whole universe is starting to come together against me. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4419 Well sky’s the limit they say... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4420 Well, as long as it don't cover the sun, I think we can stay a little longer 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4421 We better go. I think that cloud remembers last time when I said he looked like a clown. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4422 Grrrr. Don’t you dare put another stork with baby in my flight path! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4423 Trust me, Mary, suffering from pareidolia is no picnic. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4424 I believe in climate change, but this is ridiculous. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4425 Revelation 5:8. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4426 Looks like an angry front is moving in. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4427 That reminds me, Fred, I'm pregnant 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
4428 Well, if blue skies smile, then cloudy skies ... 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4429 No pressure, but I'd like an answer to my marriage proposal. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4430 I got it on Amazon. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4431 I promise I wasn't thinking those things. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4432 I fear there are menacing clouds hanging over our relationship. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4433 Mother Nature just so mad at us. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4434 Maybe we should have left our masks on. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4435 The alumni society is really stepping up the pressure. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4436 I take what I said about the clouds looking soft. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4437 Hang on. Here come 6, 7 & 8. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4438 That's how are life is " 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4439 Yes, but it kind of looks like a teddy bear. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4440 I wonder how long before those silly clouds realize the earth rotates around the sun and they're about to be obliterated by its rays.. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4441 It's not the way I picture things. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4442 I just want to be taken seriously. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4443 That cloud looks a lot like your ex husband 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4444 Did you ever have an uneasy feeling that something bad was about to happen? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4445 “It’s hard to connect with the cloud amidst this terrible reception. “ 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4446 Actually, they’re cumulus clouds. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4447 so...how much longer until we're on cloud nine? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4448 Finally, some action" 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4449 I prefer smog. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4450 The cloud is about to blow up! 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4451 Looks like the cumulus of our indiscretions has arrived. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4452 I guess the clouds also prefer working from home. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4453 We should go now, it looks like it's threatening to rain. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4454 Every cloud has a silver lining. Or not. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4455 Oh dear, looks like pain. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4456 Cloudy with a Chance of Soreballs. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4457 It’s very threatening rain... 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4458 Okay so, you’ve seen New York Stories? Remember the part that Woody Allen directed... 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4459 I decided to save only to my thumb drive. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4460 We should face the climate emergency. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4461 Is it just me or do you feel it's time for a booster shot? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4462 There’s something I need to tell you about when I was a pilot. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4463 Try as I might, Judith, whenever we’re together, I always feel your father disapproves of me. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4464 The forecast did say cloudy with a chance of an ass kicking 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4465 How do you interpret the Rorschach cloud? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4466 I see you finally broke up with the meteorologist. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4467 I’m pretty sure we’re past the metaphors but when you look around, it’s unnerving how few people are noticing the change in climate. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4468 Um, Mary? I'm thinking your home-made mushroom bread was a very, VERY bad idea. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4469 That one kinda looks like your dad. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4470 Apparently, COVID was supposed to kill off the human race before we ruined the planet, and now that we beat it the universe is angry 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4471 Honey, you know cumulus clouds are sensitive to being called cirrus. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4472 No need to be scared, dear. Every cloud has a silver lining. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4473 And I thought the forecaster was joking with Agronimbus clouds. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4474 I'd settle for rain in a heartbeat. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4475 Is there something you’ve been meaning to tell me? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4476 I’m a little worried that my weather app isn’t updated 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4477 I guess the weather is in to CrossFit 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4478 Relax 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4479 Looks like we have some cumulo-ninja clouds coming in. 1.1562 0.06385 64 58 2 4
4480 I should have told you before, but I used to drive a Hummer. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4481 I don’t know if we need an umbrella or a rifle. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4482 I think the big guy is pissed off!! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4483 It's just a little June gloom. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4484 So that‘s why pollution is bad for the environment 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4485 Have you been recycling? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4486 I'd give you shelter from the storm, but I don't really have any. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4487 Never mind the proposal, I think this sky is in love with you. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4488 With the increase in cloud technology, now is not the time to invest in solar. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4489 You see a big fluffy pillow, I see an angry god seeking vengeance. Will you marry me? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4490 I never realized bad weather could be so literal. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4491 I knew I should've paid attention to that weather advisory. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4492 Well I'm sure it's not Your foot stench... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4493 The weatherman did say unsettled--but this? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4494 Did you ever stop to think that, if drama always follows you, then maybe you're the problem? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4495 When skies are cloudy and gray, they're only gray for a day; So wrap your troubles . . . 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4496 Honey, I think we have the perfect relationship. Why do you ask? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4497 Honey, are you listening to me?" "Uh-huh... 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4498 See, I told you the weather patterns were getting more extremist. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4499 I’m not homophonic but who invited your aunt to a picnic? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4500 No more puffy, little white clouds I guess. They're all too heated up. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4501 Ignorancd is bliss 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4502 You’re right. It does resemble your late husband. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4503 In the 80s, we only had to worry about acid rain. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4504 You know how they say bad weather always looks worse through a window? I think they were lying. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4505 Of everyone I've met on Tinder I'm glad I am with you, here at the end of all things. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4506 Honey, I didn't know we will be having a grumpy guest for our picnic! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4507 Darling, what have you done now that He is so mad at you?? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4508 Cumulonimbus clouds can be threatening. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4509 Are you still doing online dating in the cloud? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4510 Looks like it's threatening rain. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4511 You might say that the pandemic has taken away his thunder and he's acting out. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4512 Uh-oh, did we leave the car idling?" 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4513 The forecast was sunny with only a chance of anger 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4514 I just deleted my Pokemon Go app and now this happens. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4515 He'll try to blow us away but sit still, he'll evaporate with the sun ! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4516 I use to be able to leave my work at the office.” 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4517 That’s not the type of shade I was hoping for. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4518 To pour or to blow, that's a question 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4519 Smelly cheese and smelly feet. No wonder those clouds look menacing 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4520 I told you cloud burn was real. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4521 Sorry Mandy, the forecasters said it was going to be nice. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4522 Oh no it's Fistycloud and his goons. Meredith - I need you to pick up our hoagie and run as fast as you can. It's me he's after. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4523 I don't know, still looks like a duck to me. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4524 Who can blame him? He has to deal with all those migrating geese. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4525 I’ve heard of a raging storm, but this? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4526 two's company, three's a crowd 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4527 Because we are not exactly 6 feet from the next blanket, he is going to rain on us. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4528 I think their supposed to be rain clouds. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4529 No worry, it's just an angry cumulus cloud. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4530 I hope this date will turn out better than the weather. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4531 I dunno... I think the cloud looks more like MCU's Mark Ruffalo. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4532 If you ignore them they’ll go away. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4533 I don't think your Zoloft is working. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4534 I do not think this 6 foot separation is working. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4535 Don't worry, it's all bluster. He won't get elected again, and the kids cast very small shadows. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4536 Oh, by the way, your mother called this afternoon while you were out shopping. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4537 It seems like some clouds really look like something. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4538 I don't care what it is. I am not putting that damn mask on again. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4539 There's nothing like an angry rainstorm to make this picnic more memorable! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4540 At least we don't have to wear masks anymore. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4541 I’m not sure why, but these clouds remind me of my father. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4542 Your head’s in the clouds again, honey. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4543 Excuse me, would you be so kind as to point me in the direction of the old man snoring. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4544 God obviously disapproves of social distancing. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4545 Is that the wrong answer? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4546 Don't look now, but here comes your ex. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4547 I’m guessing more Camembert won’t save this first date? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4548 Her: “So what do you do for a living?” Him: “I used to be a weatherman...” 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4549 It seems like nature has finally come for its revenge! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4550 We can finally have small outdoor gatherings of fully vaccinated people, and look what happens — rough weather! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4551 Big Climate Change takes on Big Oil 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4552 This picnic area does have a strong atmosphere. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4553 That's a menacing raincloud! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4554 If he did this in the beginning, it would have saved us a lot of grief. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4555 Time for the booster? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4556 The forecast did say the weather gods would be angry today. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4557 Cumulus clouds can be so temperamental. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4558 When the wind picks up it’ll be teddy bears or ducklings. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4559 I guess cloud-soft wouldn't be a good name for t. p. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4560 I get the feeling you're seeing someone else. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4561 "I didn't say approaching nimbostratus, I said my ex was approaching bimbo status. Then again, I'm a manwhore." 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4562 Ever the pessimist, Frank said the situation was actually a lot worse than it appeared to be. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4563 And I thought the clouds were receding. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4564 We are not our thoughts 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4565 Do you think it is to late to get the vaccine? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4566 Makes you miss 2020 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4567 You see I told you we didn’t need an umbrella 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4568 Geez! Today's Chem Trails look even Nastier than yesterdays! " ? jk fuller. Genoa, N 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4569 I think I finally understand the term "angry cloud" 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4570 Hold up Puffy-you're supposed to warn them with thunder! 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4571 The weatherman was right. It is sunny with threatening clouds. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4572 Naw, I just see a horse and a puppy... 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4573 Honey,are you really sure you are over your Trump thing? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4574 The weather did say 'cloudy with a change of glowers.' 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4575 To borrow from the wisdom of George Costanza, ' The sky was angry that day, my friends.' 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4576 Today it's angry, tomorrow it rains, Thursday the sun shines, who knows? Don't overthink the weather. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4577 I didn't know that "The Flying Dutchman" was on the concert program tonight 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4578 What did you do THIS time Janice? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4579 Maybe they are confused by the CDC guidance. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4580 Do you think we should put our face masks on? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4581 It looks like Trump’s new clouthub platform. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4582 See? Climate change isn't science 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4583 Take it easy, OK, pal? WE didn't close the public restrooms. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4584 Oh,no! Climate rage is real thing! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4585 Don't worry. It's just the boss' data cloud. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4586 You've had your second shot, right? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4587 I dont believe its caused by man. Climates just do that 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4588 have you seen the episode on nature and human well being? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4589 Look! The clouds don’t want us outside either. Let’s pack up and go back inside 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4590 I didn't think a 30% chance of rain would call for clouds this aggressive 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4591 I may have forgotten to shut the windows. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4592 Today has a suspicious cloudy overcast. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4593 I may have compared his girlfriend to a camel. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4594 It’s finally here... Clouded Judgement Day 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4595 And you’ve only removed your shoes. I’m dreading tonight. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4596 I think our date data got leaked in the cloud. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4597 Did you play that game when you were a kid - lying on your back and saying what the clouds looked like? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4598 We’ve been watching too many episodes of ‘The Incredible Hulk’. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4599 I took jiu jitsu a few years ago. Is this what you want from me?” 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4600 Just what kind of weatherman was your ex? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4601 Your father, may he rest in peace, still doesn't seem to approve of our relationship. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4602 They need "anger management" Sheila Smith 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4603 I don't like the look of those clouds..... or do you think they're looking at you? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4604 I think it may rain. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4605 Looks more like a silver whining 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4606 Doesn't that cloud remind you of your boss? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4607 It's times like these when I wished I had paid more attention to Freud. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4608 Or it could really be a sign that we belong closer together… 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4609 Even the clouds hate us for global warming. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4610 I knew my OCD would spoil our picnic. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4611 I don’t know why you think of yourself as a “glass half full “ kind of guy . 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4612 Not to keep correcting you but that's a CUMULONIMBUS cloud.' 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4613 Speaking about your mother...." 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4614 Don't worry. If we were coming back too early I'm sure there'd some sort of a sign. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4615 I’m relieved actually—I thought that was your stomach rumbling. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4616 Unpredictable weather is never nice! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4617 This may not be the ideal time, but my real name is Noah Sark. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4618 I didn't know your family was so temperamental. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4619 I think the answer to all of this is in the clouds my dear 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4620 Is it just me or do those clouds rolling in look especially menacing? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4621 ‘They’re not 6 feet apart’ 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4622 Are you still sure it is a perfect day for picnic? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4623 Maybe the climate *is* getting angrier. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4624 I will tell you who the boss is? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4625 This means another lockdown is coming. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4626 It looks like your mother. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4627 Between every small cloud, there is a storm 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4628 Wow! , my Birthday wish was granted. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4629 Just as they decide to risk stepping out of the dating simulation, George discovers Mildred is not planning to get vaccinated 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4630 Those clouds look unusually threatening. Maybe I shouldn't have had that second piece of extra-mature Brie. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4631 They told me the Indica wouldn't make me paranoid! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4632 I can’t explain it but I have this impending sense of doom. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4633 . The pro mask cloud sure is angry today! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4634 Oh thank God. I thought it was going to turn into a rhinoceros for a second but then I realized we don't have a son named James. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4635 Shout it Shout it Shout it out Cloud 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4636 Hmm, It looks like it's threatening to rain... 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4637 I think the judgement from that cloud may just cloud my judgement. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4638 It was the only dry spot. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4639 A mad storm, the clouds are angry 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4640 Ok, I take it back, I don't think it's going to rain ... 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4641 We're not alone. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4642 I've been feeling a little under the weather lately, but don't worry, I'm fully vaccinated. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4643 That's an UFO, if ever there was one. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4644 I'm never sure what to make of threatening weather... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4645 Maybe I need to take a Rorshach test. All I see is a cloud trying to do naughty things to tall buildings. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4646 I think those are storm clouds. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4647 Climate change has messed with his mind. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4648 Who knew "angry clouds" is more than an expression? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4649 Not the kind of "severe" storms I was expecting. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4650 Okay, a sheep, not your mother. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4651 I don’t see a puppy there. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4652 Henry, I think it’s time to go”. “Shelby, I want a divorce” 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4653 He's obviously offended by your term 'angry clouds'. We all need to normalize rainclouds. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4654 At least we don’t have to wear a mask 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4655 I thought the newspaper said a storm cloud will be rolling in... not a cloud storming in 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4656 It's nice to take a little COVID break before the climate change clouds kill us. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4657 The thunderclaps are worse than the lightning 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4658 Just ignore her, that's just my deceased wife watching over me. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4659 No, that cloud doesn't look too threatening 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4660 It’s only ominous if we allow it to be. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4661 Well, the weatherman did say we were in for some rough weather. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4662 I think he's just insecure about the uneven lengths of his arms, and he's taking it out on us. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4663 There must be a parade today. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4664 well, now i can see why it has been raining so much 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4665 I think it might be too early to be outside! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4666 Well, I guess we'd better get back for the weekly Zoom call. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4667 Why didn't you tell me you are a widow? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4668 You know I’d really like that last piece of pie. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4669 So, he's angry. In a couple of minutes the wind will have him smiling, 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4670 I'll let you be his sparring partner. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4671 I don't know if smog precipitates. But I don't think we should risk it. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4672 Even though I should feel less anxiety since I got vaccinated, I can’t help feeling nervous wherever I go. Do you know what I mean? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4673 I don’t wanna go 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4674 Can you tell me how to clear my clouded mind? It’s getting scary looking.. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4675 The weather wasn't so bad before, there was just nothing else to talk about 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4676 lets pack up, the weather is turning mean 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4677 Yep, after repressing hugs for over a year, that’s all I see too. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4678 I don’t want to die a Virgin. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4679 I hate to think these angry clouds might force us to take it back to your place — or mine. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4680 Did you say your previous relationship ‘was stormy’ or ‘with Stormy’? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4681 Angry...no masks... spewing water droplets. They must be headed for the rally. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4682 What an inconvenience! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4683 My therapist says they aren't ominous it's just misdirected anger. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4684 Calling it an angry sky has taken on new meaning. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4685 Cloudy with a Chance of Rage is my new fave band. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4686 Is it just me, or do they all look like impeached Presidents? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4687 Don't scoff at climate change; they wouldn't like us, when we laugh at climate change. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4688 Yeah sorry about that - seems your 4 bean dip definitely didn't agree with me 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4689 He’s pissed about Yang, too. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4690 Wasn't your ex-boyfriend a meteorologist? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4691 Well I guess we don’t have to wait for cloud nine 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4692 That's one angry sky 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4693 I don’t know about you, but I don’t trust it with my data storage. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4694 I just can't get over this angry weather. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4695 The early report on this date didn’t mention constipation. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4696 Uh oh, I think they’re still upset that the Macy’s parade was cancelled last year. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4697 You literally meant your old boyfriends are forces of nature? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4698 honey, perhaps we shouldn't have lobbied against the juul. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4699 Fortunately it's adhering to social distancing. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4700 Guess we shouldn’t have canceled the cloud storage? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4701 No, I think it looks more like your mother. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4702 Watch out for angry skies tonight over New York 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4703 The clouds are also angry that they're being asked to work on a holiday weekend. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4704 Denied access in Cloud? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4705 I sent hate mail to the cloud . 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4706 Even the weather in New York is intimidating... 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4707 „You're imagining things.“ 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4708 Let me spoil your day 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4709 Sure glad I didn’t entrust my data to the cloud! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4710 Why do I have this feeling your mother is always spying on us? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4711 No wine, no sun! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4712 Not coming for us. We burned the goat on Tuesday, remember? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4713 I think I see a doggie 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4714 We should go. That’s an angry sky. Also, I’m afraid of clouds. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4715 Really, hole-punch clouds are no joke. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4716 When they said the skies were threatening... 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4717 It's hard to believe we're about to enter the dreadful times 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4718 I see a sheep, a bunny, and over there, disturbingly threatening clouds. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4719 Looks like the Cloud has finally had enough !! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4720 Angry faces? All I see are clouds. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4721 To squint is to see. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4722 You ever try to housebreak one of this things? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4723 Look, Climate Change is trying to tell us something. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4724 My ex is still trying to get over me! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4725 Conniptiostratus, I think. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4726 I’m not going back inside because of an angry cloud... enough of this nonsense lockdowns 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4727 The feeling is mutual. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4728 I forgot to check the bro-ometer 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4729 No, I said those clouds look serious not Cirrus 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4730 Is it weed or the cloud really does like a pokemon? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4731 I thought you said it was going to be a nice day today? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4732 I thought you were paying for our Apple subscription. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4733 For purposes of propitiation, what about some nice soft brie on pieces of baguette? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4734 Well, we've brought it on ourselves. Good riddance to us humans. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4735 The weather doesn't want to be talked about any more. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4736 It’s a nimbopissedoffatus. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4737 - I am thunderstrike to know we won't have a sunny day today! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4738 Strawberry Fields forever, My Ass! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4739 It said something about 'Zuul,' I think 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4740 I'm not so reassured about the strong air quality here anymore somehow. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4741 That kind of cloud is called ‘cirrius.’ 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4742 Too much smoke from the fire pit? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4743 oh ho, you just said a bad word 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4744 Sometimes we can’t blame everything on Covid 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4745 I have this strange feeling of foreboding about our relationship. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4746 Gwen, I’m thinking we should move our money market accounts into cryptocurrency stock. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4747 I’ve never seen a cloud with such a red lining. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4748 Definitely not "cheeks of angels" clouds. Help us push those clouds away, Rod, Please? . . . 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4749 I told you that cloud migration was dangerous! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4750 I saw you driving on the George Washington Bridge, Bill. Way to ruin it for us New Yorkers 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4751 Those clouds look menacing. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4752 George, did you remember to recycle today? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4753 Oh don't you start with your whole 'victim complex' thing again. What's next? The clouds are against you? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4754 Remember how Dr. Walensky said she felt a sense of impending doom? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4755 When did you say your parents were visiting? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4756 Did you ask for the dark and stormy cloud based couples retreat? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4757 Give it your mad look. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4758 Is ANYONE listening? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4759 I see Covid-19; what do you see? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4760 Your ex took punching above his weight to a whole new level, huh? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4761 Ya know you’re right, now I do kind of see the orange hue in his hair, and things were just beginning to calm down.” Sue Scalettar, Nyack, N 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4762 So not bashert? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4763 Did you see someone you know? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4764 No worries honey. It’s not wrath. It’s gas! David B Smith Miami Beach, FL 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4765 Maybe he's just more of a potato salad kind of guy. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4766 I sure miss Bob Ross. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4767 I told you it would rain today! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4768 He needs to see the same therapist as the Man in the Moon! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4769 Global warming was used to having the space to himself. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4770 I always think of hail as constipated rain. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4771 Oh no, @gretathunberg was right, I should have remembered to carry my own bags at the supermarket 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4772 Defeated Covid? Now you must pay! 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4773 who said you could come out and enjoy the sun 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4774 Jonathan Edwards was right. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4775 Apparently we took their spot. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4776 He reminds me of my father’s anger issues. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4777 Honesty is Over-rated 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4778 I just realized how Rorschach developed his inkblot test. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4779 But this omen won’t affect out sleepover plans, right? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4780 There is something I need to tell him, but I'll give it a few more minutes" 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4781 Hi You are not wearing a mask, do u think it would Bsafe to kiss? Hmm I dont know , we could pretend 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4782 A loaf of bread a jug of wine,holy crap its going to rain. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4783 They took everything off the computer and now their coming for me! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4784 Did I ever tell you about Thor 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4785 I should have known. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4786 Your turn or mine 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4787 I guess if I squint it sort of looks like my mother. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4788 I forget you’re new to the area. That’s just May weather for you—you get used to it. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4789 That cloud looks as if we are its meal 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4790 Not as menacing as the pandemic. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4791 Out here clouds compensate for their little tornadoes. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4792 CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF ANGER 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4793 Either nature is pissed or the mold on that cheese wasn't penicillin. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4794 Six feet, idiots. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4795 Is that cloud red or blue? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4796 My mother invited us over tonight. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4797 Wow...somehow the weatherman was right today. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4798 No, those clouds don't look judgmental to me. Why? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4799 You really don't know clouds at all? Well, I feel like they know you. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4800 Are we the only ones not with our spouses? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4801 Do you ever get the feeling that God is angry with us? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4802 He didn't like the weather forecast. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4803 Looks like "45" didn't get his way again... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4804 Well, I guess this is when we go home, and I don't call you the next day. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4805 Eye of the storm 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4806 I can't believe your ex is here too! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4807 I thought the apocalypse was getting poor reviews...this has real production value! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4808 Did the weather service say it was gonna rain furiously today? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4809 Honey, I don't see a dolphin in the clouds. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4810 Woosey-woosey-woo-woo, I suffer from Schlemprock syndrome" 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4811 And that one looks like the mob enforcer I owe ten grand to. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4812 I think we need to put our masks on again! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4813 You're right! It IS looking at me! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4814 Do you see the bunnies and hearts? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4815 I think you should give Poseidon another chance. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4816 Get back inside! All of you. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4817 Did you not delete the unwanted files? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4818 You’re just paranoid, that's definitely a heart shaped cloud.” Yasmin Abdelhamid New Hyde Park, N.Y 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4819 After COVID, he doesn’t scare me a bit. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4820 Those guys are full of hot air, am I right? 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4821 You psychologists can go on all you want about pareidolia, but I'm leaving now. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4822 Wait, wait, don't tell me ... it's The Tempest. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4823 Sorry, I couldn't hold it any longer. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4824 Now I understand today's forecast; Cloudy with a chance of ass-kicking. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4825 I have not been outside in a year. Do I need sunblock. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4826 What makes you think it’s looking at us? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4827 The sky is looking particularly ominous today. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4828 I still think we should leave. Yes they are Soft and fluffy, but they weigh tons! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4829 Picnics are the restaurants of Covid 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4830 Cloud 10 doesn’t look as friendly as cloud 9” 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4831 They're just bluffing until they become cumulonimbus. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4832 Don't look him in the eyes - he'll charge you for it 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4833 The climate crisis is becoming more and more obvious. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4834 I was going to say a doggy and a horsey--but what do you see? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4835 BUT WE ONLY SNUGGLED. LENORE CANTOR , TOLUCA LAKE, CA. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4836 Was it my data or yours? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4837 Quick. Take back that remark against cloud computing. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4838 Oh,really? I just see my mother. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4839 They weren't kidding when they said there would be angry clouds. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4840 Uh-oh, I heard the little white cloud that cried had turned into a bully. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4841 My data storage is full. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4842 I like Diet Coke alright but I still miss Tab. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4843 The best weather app of all time said it is going to be sunny today. That’s a fake cloud. The guy on my left put it there. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4844 ‘I’ll bet The Nothing isn’t vaccinated but it’s the honor system’ 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4845 I think I left something in the car. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4846 I always forget my sweater 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4847 Maybe we should stop driving 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4848 Wunderground said there was a 30% chance of dark, vengeful clouds moving in, but I didn't think it would actually happen. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4849 Sure that one cloud looks a little threatening, but let's not pack up unless it pulls out a knife. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4850 I'll have what she's having 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4851 What did Elon do this time Karen? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4852 It's Trump ! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
4853 Do you think it’s because I forgot the wine? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4854 Uh oh. The sky thinks you called it 'cheugy'. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4855 Shall I compare thee to a muggy summer's day. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4856 I could take him, but I am out of wind! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4857 So your dad is Thor? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4858 Looks like he's blocked. Maybe we'd better get outta here. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4859 We can give him a hug if he’s vaccinated! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4860 I think we underestimated his majesty. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4861 Virtual reality rainstorms aren’t really wet are they? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4862 It's not about us... it's about them! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4863 That mushroom soup was delicious. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4864 When he offered to get rid of the ants, I told you it would come at a price. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4865 OK, maybe we should have checked the weather forecast. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4866 I hope this hurricane season can clear the air. The gloom and doom is exhausting. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4867 The next sign starting NOW. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4868 You may wanna stop that “the poor Palestine/evil Jews” stuff that’s so au courant in your demographic. Who knows what form the Lord takes when smiting enemies of his chosen. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4869 I didn't see cumulo-angerus clouds in the forecast today. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4870 He doesn't like ranked-choice voting. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4871 This isn't the poetry section, but we should try anyway: something about saving cookies to the cloud. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4872 If we move to California we'd stop seeing your ex everywhere 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4873 I told you the phone weather app is unreliable 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4874 Nature doesn't like our company. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4875 b b but I was talking about your judgement, not the cloud's judgement 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4876 I am so glad you don’t have your head in the clouds, honey 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4877 The forecast did call for a pounding rain. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4878 We call that A Bigfoot cumulonimbus. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4879 I’m so sorry about this. My weather app says the sky rage isn’t supposed to start until 6:00! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4880 Did the forecast ask for threatening weather? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4881 Don’t worry, it’s just my pareidolia. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4882 It's . . . it's Wario. In cloud form. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4883 Looks like a mean storm is heading our way? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4884 Why do I get this feeling that I liked everyone better with their masks on? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4885 I guess I should have paid for the premium upgrade of the weather app 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4886 I keep forgetting, they don't like being call Cumulus 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4887 Those clouds look hungry, hide the brie! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4888 Cirrus or Serious? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4889 Relax. It’s just an illusion. I’m sure those angry eyes are looking at someone else. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4890 Sure, it captures the angst of having dealt with the epidemic, but I still would have preferred the traditional 4th of July Fireworks. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4891 Shhhh the shows about to start 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4892 My judgement might be clouded, but I think we should just be fair-weather friends. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4893 Let's go my stomach is groaning like that clouds groans. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4894 There is a storm brewing over Mara-a-Lago! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4895 I think it’s pronounced cirrus. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4896 You used to go out with him?” “Look, don’t judge, I was going through a dry spell 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4897 Well, the forecast did say partially cloudy with an 80% chance of a poundin'. . 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4898 Did you forget to turn off the sprinklers? There’s nothing the clouds hate more than to rain on a freshly watered lawn. . 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4899 Ugh, I told you the weather always turns on me when I plan a picnic.” “Oh come on darling, it’s all in your he— 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4900 I knew I shouldn't have saved all of my funny cat videos in the cloud... 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4901 You still think single-use plastic is okay if we recycle it? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4902 Rain? Looks like its gonna whoop on somebody. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4903 The next calamity is only a matter of time. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4904 Do you have any issues with your exes? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4905 I didn't think that 'Cloud Storage' would actually read the content 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4906 You sure this rug has a silver lining? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4907 Really? You think it looks like a bunny? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4908 Sorry Carrie, I just don't believe you that you were named Homecoming Queen. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4909 Remind me again: Is this a Marvel or DC villain? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4910 In today’s world, you should never compare anything to Hitler, even the clouds. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4911 So you think God has a problem with interfaith marriages? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4912 I should let them know we still practice social distancing. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4913 I think we ran out of cloud space with last night's movie 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4914 What's up with him 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4915 Aim for the sky they say... 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4916 Well if it isn’t the angry cloud that’s sleeping with my wife 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4917 We might need nature, but nature doesn’t need us and boy is nature mad at us. Nature doesn’t want to change. Who does. #climatechange #newyorker #newyork #weather 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4918 I guess post-pandemic fun isn’t all it’s cracked up to be! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4919 It's a newly identified cloud type, the Trumpumculus. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4920 That’s your ex? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4921 Why did you say rain, rain go away? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4922 This reminds me of a Pixar short I saw but the moral feels less obvious here 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4923 He knows we are one household right…? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4924 I don’t think ‘rain, rain go away, come again some other day’ is going to work this time 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4925 It's unseasonably hot-headed. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4926 ...well, I see your father" 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4927 I heard he just missed out on the role of "Man in the Moon". 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4928 When you said your dad was a weatherman this isn’t what I expected. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4929 He thinks your feet stink. 1.1429 0.07143 49 45 1 3
4930 Should we come back for stargazing? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4931 First you tell me it’s too hot, then I send a few clouds and you complain it’s cold. You humans are never satisfied! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4932 I thought you said until death do us part??? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4933 A cloud's a cloud, just like a virus is a virus. What's to worry about? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4934 Why do all the clouds look like your father? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4935 https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest?id=103&source=search_google_dsa_paid&gclid=EAIaIQobChMInrqop5rl8AIVkQmICR3o8wb8EAAYASAAEgIEO_D_BwE#thisweek 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4936 Should we ask the other blankets to move closer? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4937 Oh no! It looks like we need to go back to lock down. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4938 Ever since Licklider took the credit for cloud storage, he hasn't been the same since. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4939 You said you left your mother at home. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4940 Really? All I see is a wasp flying in front of a chicken drumstick. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4941 I guess there's a third side to them. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4942 I thougt you said it’s May, it still seems like April today! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4943 I don't know what it is, but I have a gut feeling that maybe it's time for us to get vaccinated. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4944 Guess we should have expected it . . .having to keep up with saucers and pulse rays . . 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4945 They are blowing off some steam. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4946 What do you mean you see threatening clouds? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4947 Now I know what they mean when the talk about threatening weather. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4948 Welcome to cloud nein, baby. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4949 YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD AN ANGRY X AND TWO KIDS! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4950 Feel any negative ions? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4951 They really hate it when someone calls them Cumulonimbus. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4952 High levels of CO2 means the atmosphere needs anger management training 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4953 Who would of expected them to take such offense of my singing, "'I've got sunshine on a cloudy day'? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4954 What if he wants my brie? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4955 But, what if that silver lining is more like, a knife? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4956 I've missed your scent so much. Cheesy toes! I'll never wear a mask again. Honey? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4957 Realy? I'm seeing unicorns. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4958 I get it. I’ll pop the question next time. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4959 Does this mean we'll have a stormy relationship? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4960 Strawberry Fields forever? Really? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4961 Mansplaining at it's nadir: "Don't worry. A few clouds in the sky are not a storm warning." 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4962 So wadaya say, is it more 'threatening' or 'menacing'? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4963 He used to have a more sunny personality. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4964 That greenhouse gas will ruin our world and this date 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4965 Maybe I shouldn’t have watched Stranger Things for the third time. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4966 I’m sure I told you that the forecast was for possible threatening storms. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4967 Cumulonimbus? More like Come-to-kill-all-of-us, eh Susan?...Susan? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4968 He definitely still seems to have feeling for you 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4969 2022 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4970 I guess all air travel to Spain is still suspended... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4971 What's wrong now?" "NOTHING 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4972 Being a weatherman is no picnic 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4973 I did hear they’re getting aggressive with the cloud seeding recently. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4974 Honey, that cloud looks like you! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4975 Sorry Karen 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4976 these 4d tv series are getting crazier and crazier 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4977 He gonna make a bad poopy. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4978 You said it would be fine. How do we now get our files back, Fred? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4979 First, the shower-slasher nightmare. Now this. The wedding is off, Norman. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4980 Honey, i have stored my feelings up there in those clouds . 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4981 Quick! Where did we park the car? 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4982 We better head home. Those are some angry looking clouds. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4983 It’s so nice to sit out here where nothing bad can happen to us. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4984 They are some angry looking clouds! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4985 Big clouds are all the rage, you said. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4986 Maybe you shouldn't have said that cloud looks like a dump truck. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4987 The anger management course has not helped 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4988 They said it was going to be cloudy with a chance of Angry God. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4989 No concert tonight. It's been taken over by the WWF. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4990 WE were supposed to rain on her parade!! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4991 Why yes, my favorite song is 'Thunderstruck'. Why do you ask? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4992 That cloud looks just like your mother. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4993 Looks like iCloud’s annoyed none of us are on our mobiles. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4994 Lovely weather out here, smiling sun and pleasant clouds 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4995 I think it looks just like your mother 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4996 Who you gonna call? Cloudbuster! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4997 The skies were angry that day. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4998 That one looks like 2020! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4999 Did you just say “I look like a whale”? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5000 Let’s go! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5001 What a wonderful world. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5002 I said - No shirt, no SHOES, no SERVICE! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5003 That one looks like my disappointed father. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5004 That cloud looks threatening. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5005 Is that your vortex-boyfriend? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5006 I think the cheesecake was off. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5007 No, I don't believe in imaginary gods in the sky. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5008 Six Feet Apart!!! I Have Spoken!!! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5009 The forecast said sunny with a light breeze. But here it is aggrieved and irate. Go figure. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5010 We should never have eaten those mushrooms we picked 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5011 Don't you think it is about time we faced up to climate change? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5012 Do you ever feel like the universe is out to get you? First it was the pandemic; now that we are able to stop sheltering in place, it's like global warming has it out for us. Or maybe it's just me....? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5013 Thunderstorms it ain’t! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5014 See, I told you that your rain dance would just make it worse. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5015 The fault lies not with our clouds, but within ourselves. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5016 TAKE NOTICE! It's drooling and it's not wearing a mask. Quick, cover the brie. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5017 The gods must be angry unless they just don' appreciate liverwurst. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5018 He hates the music they've been playing. It's louder than his thunder. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5019 I guess this is what the hipster meteorologist meant when he said it’s gonna get “wicked mad cloudy” today. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5020 Couples counseling might be an option. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5021 OK. I'm SORRY I didn't propose years ago. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5022 I cloud is angry cloud. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5023 I think Nature will get back at us someday. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5024 Maybe it wants your shoes, not our hoagie . . . 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5025 Grey skies are not going to clear up! See my face 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5026 The forecast did say cloudy with a chance of grumpiness 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5027 You didn't tell me your father is an angry rain cloud. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5028 Why do they always copy us? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5029 Who let the newyorkers out? Going about, stealing my thunder. (I am not a newyorker, but fun contest) 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5030 The doctor says my head is in the clouds. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5031 You know, behind every cloud is a figure biding 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5032 Looks like it might reign. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5033 Egad! Acid rain flashback!! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5034 The weatherman said it would be 75° and sunny on the 7-day forecast but the climate scientist insisted it will be four to five more decades of this. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5035 What makes you think we need a prenup? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5036 Looks a little like a crab, doesn’t he? Or maybe it’s your ex? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5037 You might want to put your shoes on! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5038 I think my cat passed gas. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5039 I'm telling you, those are definitely cumulus clouds! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5040 Yeah uh, so as I was saying my ex and I had a really amicable break-up 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5041 I uploaded the climate change report to the cloud... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5042 The end of the mastlessness is neigh 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5043 What! We're not even on his cloud. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5044 Okay, so we don't really need to be friends, but please stop channeling your rage into the atmosphere. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5045 Does your jealous ex have a super power I should know about? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5046 The climate just seems so entitled to me. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5047 OH, I forgot to tell you Helen, I just transferred all my aggressive feelings toward you to the Cloud. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5048 Do you reckon that's a Texas cloud? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5049 We should have just gone to the movies… 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5050 Maybe he’s thinking if one more couple stores an unoriginal “picnic at the park” photo in me, I am going to literally dissolve. No selfies today Sue. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5051 Honey, let's get out of here. That angry father cloud just told his offspring that they'd be able to breathe easier if we would all walk to picnics in our city park. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5052 Feels nice to go back to worrying about fuming pollution. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5053 Let's stick around for the rainbow. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5054 They're COVID protocol enforcers- just making sure we socially distance 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5055 They’re just more stressed since people started storing their information there. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5056 Are you seeing this, or is it just me? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5057 I can't marry until climate change happens. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5058 They haven’t yet created a vaccine for the clouds. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5059 I guess the Climate Change Deniers rally must have wrapped up. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5060 Now that the pandemic is over, I foresee only bright and sunny days 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5061 I’m sorry, I just don’t see a unicorn, I see three angry men. Everything is subjective, babe. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5062 Humans are out - my anger stems from the soon negative impacts of ultimate anthropogenic emissions. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5063 That's fine, I was hoping you would offer your own view, people are such pessimists. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5064 There are some consequences of climate change that we cannot yet explain. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5065 Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5066 I'm glad we can finally meet outdoors But every silver lining has a cloud. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
5067 I think maybe the New Yorker might want to recognize the @newyorkerunion pretty soon…. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5068 No, I don't see a horse running on a beach. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5069 What! No potato salad for me? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5070 I told you, Jake, it´s called "projection", you see what you are on everything, that's why the clouds are angry! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5071 Everyone on 1/1/20: “I think 2020 will be great!” 2020: 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5072 It’ll be fine, it’s only threatening to rain”. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5073 I think you need to up your medication. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5074 Yes,it does look a bit like famed Swiss psychoanalyst Herman Rorschach. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5075 Do you think every cloud has a silver lining? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5076 I'm not sure, I can never remember the difference between Cumulus and Cumulonimbus 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5077 They have finally had enough of our nonsense 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5078 May 25th 2021 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5079 I don't see it, why do you think that cloud looks like my Mother? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5080 Magic" mushrooms? More like "Malevolent" mushrooms 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5081 No-one else is wearing masks. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5082 perhaps, He wants us to stop saying we are a 'match made in heaven' 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5083 That wasn't a microdose. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5084 He wants something from you you’ll never be able to give him. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5085 It’s the cheese, or your feet have upset the atmosphere. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5086 If they would just use sunscreen they wouldn't get so thunder-headed. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5087 The clouds look menacing and you still doubt climate change ! 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
5088 I'm starting to think this climate change thing might be real. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5089 I guess you could say that one looks pretty steamed. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5090 All this talk about climate change... frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5091 Not every cloud looks like it's from Star Wars! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5092 Is it me or are these Chemtrails getting more like a wizard of Oz movie? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5093 No matter how dark it gets we will be ok. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5094 So I guess the Covid gods are ticked off about high vaccine efficacy or it's just going to be a hell of a rainstorm 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5095 Your expectations are a bit clouded with the current reality. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5096 Not my idea of an angel - 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5097 Only face I'm seeing is your Dad's if I get you home late. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5098 I did not think that chasing your dark clouds away cwould cause such a storm of indignation 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5099 Get the camera, Baby. There’s a withering disappointment rolling in. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5100 I Want Out. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5101 I think it looks like Arnold 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5102 Cloud formations are always so dramatic in the Park. Our bread and cheese will add that perfect touch! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5103 Honey, I think a storm is brewing! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5104 Not to worry. I have planned for the chance of conniving, cumulonimbus clouds. However, I did not plan to disclose my foot fetish today. So... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5105 Don't worry, The Cirrus are much more dangerous. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5106 I think you were right. We should have gone to one of the restaurants with inside-outside seating. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5107 This anti-climate change picnic may not have been the best idea. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5108 I think it needs a change of climate 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5109 Adam, when You told me we will have a cool shower before the baby comes, I though it will be for the baby, Adam, for the baby... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5110 I still think dining outside should be fine tonight 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5111 'I'm worried my invisible friend is angry with me.' 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5112 Hypothetically, scale of one to ten, how difficult would it be for the cloud to disappear? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5113 Mayhem is everywhere. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5114 Sure Jerry’s head is in the clouds but I love him! Steve, I want a divorce. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5115 This is classic Cloudspreading and those poor cirrus girls he’s clouding out shouldn’t have to stand for this! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5116 Storm's a-stewin' 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5117 Life was easier when we used to see a Doggie and a Cat 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5118 I'm beginning to think the environment is tired of us. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5119 I suppose we shouldn't take it personally, or do you have something you haven't told me? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
5120 Looks like we're going to get pounded. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5121 Our God approacheth. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5122 The cloud appears to be stormy and pregnant, but it's not mine. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5123 angry rain seems to be heading this way 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5124 After having submitted 90 captions over the past four years, today I have won the 752nd New Yorker Caption Contest. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
5125 My judgement is a bit clouded, I need bread! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5126 Oh sure, blame it on “bad vibes” again. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5127 Didn"t see this on the Weather Channel. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5128 You said it was only bad weather, not mean weather. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5129 I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now... 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5130 No, I don't think it is because of something you did. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5131 Excuse me. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5132 You can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your clouds.” 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5133 As a personal favor, I'm asking you to ignore it. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5134 Oh my fucking god we are so fucked. 1.1373 0.06871 51 47 1 3
5135 Oh, that's just God. Angry that we're not hugging. He'll go away once we're fruitful and multiply. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5136 The clouds look beautiful today—you can almost see the storm coming! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5137 If you ignore it hard enough and truly, TRULY believe, this too will someday transform into just another problem for Gen Z to fix. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
5138 And you said it was just Weather Channel hype.” 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
5139 I still don't believe in climate change. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5140 Forecast said a high pressure zone would come in. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5141 Cumulonimbus? More like Cumulo-NIMBY 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5142 I think he’s cirrus this time. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5143 Do you believe in Fate? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5144 Complicity’s a bitch! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5145 Jakkals trou met wolf se vrou 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5146 Is it just me, or does that cloud remind you of your Dad when he found out we eloped? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5147 Like your mom said, there are consequences for not cleaning up. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5148 I think that the forecast of a little rain might be a little under rated! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5149 where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5150 Strange. I had a sudden thought of Ghostbusters. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5151 ‘No, I think he’s looking at you.’ 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5152 No, Cheryl, that cloud doesn’t want to be your friend. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5153 Damn these panic attacks. They really cloud me. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5154 Uh oh, the clouds are horny again. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5155 Got any Bean-O from Costco?! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5156 Greta didn't mention this possibility. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5157 The weatherman said it would only look threatening. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5158 Those Lewis Black clouds look angry 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5159 The Covid gods are upset we’ve reentered society. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5160 Now there's some angry storm clouds! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5161 Don’t let it bother you; people feel all kinds of emotions looking at clouds! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5162 So – climate change. Science or hoax?" 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5163 Eternal damnation for leaving the seat up? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5164 I feel this cloud of suspicion every time I go out without a mask 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5165 That must be the new super hero, Stratocumulus. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5166 I thought El Nino was just a figure of speech. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5167 Is it just me? Or, is that hotdog trying to wriggle away from an angry bun? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5168 You see your boyfriend? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5169 I just think we should seek new horizons. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5170 Why on earth did you call him a powder puff? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5171 Looks like kidney stones. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5172 We’ve got to be more careful about what we store in the Cloud. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5173 We need to talk about where I got your ring's silver lining. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5174 Don't kiss me. St. Cloud is watching. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5175 I thought the forecast was for nice weather. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5176 Does that remind you of anyone? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
5177 It's God again. Trying to put a face on an angry climate. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5178 That must be the raging storm that was predicted. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5179 I still can’t see it. I just see two pawns stuck together 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5180 ... there's something more! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5181 We probably need to stop funding Elon Musk. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5182 The couple, on cloud nine, encounter “cloud three,” the forgotten and angry trio seeking revenge. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5183 I tried to warn you not to say 'moist' three times fast 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5184 Maybe we should have walked instead of driving... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5185 The future isn't looking so bright for us 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5186 So when you said your past was cloudy... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5187 Sorry honey, I guess I was wrong about the weather. They said sunny with a chance of herd immunity” 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5188 I think my pareidolia has taken a dark turn. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5189 I believe there is some climate that doesn't like change. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5190 You didn't tell me that your husband is so high up. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5191 No rain in the forecast...it's just my ex-wife is the weather reporter at Channel 6. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5192 It’s a nasty recently described Cirrus Seditionist Cloud....let’s get to shelter quickly 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5193 Are you mad at me? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5194 That cloud looks like your mom!!! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5195 I think I just uploaded my latent anger to the cloud. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5196 Who knew the Weather Gods would require a knife for their cheese sacrifice? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5197 I hope that's not the cloud we stored our research data in 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5198 The days of the fluffy bunnies are over. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5199 Your ex? I bet there's a story there. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5200 My ex, how to describe him...he was quite...cumulus. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5201 Your ex husband is a cloud? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5202 Nothing's the matter, nothing at all. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5203 I thought you blew off Aeolus. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5204 Greenhouse gas is colorless even when it's angry. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5205 I guess it was a slight chance of pain. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5206 Don’t worry, it’s mostly just hot air 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5207 A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5208 Oh,now I see what is stopping DOGE from going to the moon. I should call Elon. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5209 Why us ? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5210 I've never felt so smitten. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5211 We may not agree on much,but you have to agree...those clouds look awfully menacing! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5212 Even our relationship is mostly in the cloud these days... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5213 Arthur felt confident his Gene Kelly impersonation would win Helen's heart. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5214 Oh no – I saw him last summer. We should get out of here. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5215 No, no, it's okay, I had my second jab! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5216 Wait till you hear the Sound of my Thunder, You will leave with the Speed of my Lightning. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5217 Was it insulting to call them ‘wispy’? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5218 What a gorgeous day it is in London! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5219 Raindrops keep falling on my head. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5220 Cloud nine will drift in soon, don't worry about those first three 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5221 This phone cannot be backed up because there is not enough cloud storage available. You can mange your storage in settings. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5222 The day I believe in climate change will be the day the clouds come to life. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5223 Have no fear. They're just workout clouds. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5224 For every drop of rain that falls...someone will get hurt 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5225 You know, this is usually when Iron Man shows up. When the sky starts looking strange. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5226 Honey, we did all get vaccinated didn’t we? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5227 The pandemic has led to cloud-sourcing serious anger. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5228 Scientists are saying the climate's going through "The Change" at the moment 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5229 They’re even more ominous when you give them names. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5230 Is it my imagination,or is that cloud staring at me with malicious intent? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5231 Oh, I forgot... it's not just your birthday, it's Earth Day" 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5232 Honey, I think your head's in the clouds again. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5233 He's giving us "angry skies" I would suppose. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5234 Now you did it! Here comes the big thunder and it's not from down under! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5235 No comment. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5236 It's not you. It's me...isn't it ? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5237 I think they want the park. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5238 I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5239 I've never seen the skies so angry! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5240 What’s your guess? Vaccinated or not? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5241 You’ll move heaven and earth? We’ll see. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5242 Do you think this is what they mean by 'extreme weather'? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5243 Don't worry, it's just an old acid flashback. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5244 After 45 years of denial and neglect, is it any wonder we have angry radicals? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5245 Send in the Clouds" was never one of my favorites 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5246 Your moodiness should be reflective of the weather! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5247 « As soon as I noticed there were three, I found them oddly satisfying. » 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5248 Would you please not look him in the eyes, I'm not the type to win fights! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5249 life is returning to normal, just look to the horizon 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5250 The Smug is crazy this time of year 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5251 Breaking up with me because ‘it feels like EVERYTHING is against us’? Really? Is that not just a BIT hyperbolic, Nancy? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5252 Those are hangry clouds! Hide the food! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5253 I knew I shouldn’t have uploaded those images to the cloud. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5254 Methinks it's your Father 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5255 Yeah, that's my ex. He was banished to the skies after he broke my restraining order against him. Real antediluvian stuff. Anyways, what made you join OK Cupid? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5256 ‘The Pentagon is really taking its time on that UFO report.’ 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5257 I must say, the park musicians are on another level this year. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5258 I wish you could’ve met my mom, she would’ve loved you. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
5259 Looks like climate is really upset about the change... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5260 Clouds! Do you think they'll look at us from both sides now? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5261 Angry clouds won't interfere with my love for you! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5262 Unmasked, not socially distanced...what did you expect? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5263 Those are Corleonimbus clouds. Rough weather. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5264 Don't worry, I'm sure the Avengers are already on their way 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5265 I think that cloud is spying on me. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5266 Doesn’t look like your brother seeded the clouds with much fiber. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5267 I thought you said you were double Vaxxed! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5268 That's your ex boyfriend!? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5269 I think that Thunder Cloud means business. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5270 And you said there was no harm in keeping your ex-boyfriend 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5271 Am I the one only seeing the angry clouds? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5272 I didn't think this was the forecasted 'angry storm.' 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5273 You two give me serious heartburn! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5274 I have HPV… 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5275 I don't think he's used to us not sheltering in place yet." 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5276 In that cloud I see my dad's face. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5277 The only way to keep these people inside 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5278 It's just a show-off. I know the guy! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5279 ‘We’re removing your post because it does not adhere to the community guidelines ‘ 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5280 I told you your uterus was angry. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5281 Honestly, I see a lamb. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5282 *whispered* how’s the weather? Oh wait is he looking? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5283 Angry clouds plague is bad but not as bad as coronavirus 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5284 Mean tweets have kill the friendly skies 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5285 Your parents didn't scare me off, so what can a few threatening clouds do? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5286 Yes, but we're not the only ones without masks. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5287 OK, so I’m late in paying for cloud storage 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5288 No, there is a silver lining to that cloud, It's NOT flipping us off anymore! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5289 All I see are kitties and puppies. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5290 Don’t worry honey, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and blow these clouds away! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5291 I should’ve never said yes to a date with a guy who uses the generic weather app. Ya know my ex, Dave? He pays $5 a month for his radar app, like a real man. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5292 Nothing to worry about, Brad, Emily Dickinson taught us that the mind is "wider than the sky." 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5293 Your Caption 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5294 So, your estranged husband is a meteorologist." 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5295 Well, it could just be incontinence... 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5296 The clouds look ominous today. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5297 Well don’t just stop! I was almost there! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5298 Maybe we should get vacinnated after all. I hear there's walk-in opportunites now.... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5299 Are you going to disentigrate? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5300 It's just my angry boss trying to get me back to work. I know; I know. The cloud is supposed to be secure. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5301 I know it's been a hard year, but murder clouds? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5302 Data storage services can be so judgmental. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5303 Remember the marriage counselor told you to download your complaints before this vacation.” 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5304 Oh, that reminds me, your mother said it might rain this afternoon. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5305 “I suppose sunshiny days can be overrated.” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5306 Relax, just a surly clouds movie set. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5307 I need to know right now if you believe in climate change. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5308 When you said your husband was a shapeshifting cloud, I thought you were being figurative 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5309 Is it going to rain any second, or is the pandemic messing with my head. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5310 Honey it's looking at us funny. I don't think they're clouds. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5311 Damn it I knew that cheese would give me bad gas. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5312 This is our park now, eminent cloud domain! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5313 why does that cloud resemble geodude 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5314 „they said Leo and cancer go well together“ 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5315 Cloudy with a Chance of Douchebag 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5316 they didn’t get the no mask memo i guess 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5317 Don’t worry, the app says there is no chance of rain today 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5318 You know, I think we deserve this. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5319 I think I should tell you that I was married to a cumulonimbus cloud and we have two kids named Cumulus and Altocumulus. @edi.avocado 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5320 I liked it better when the government was in control and the clouds didn't have their say 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5321 When you said "Hippie flip in the park," I thought you meant yoga 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5322 That cloud. Looks like Floyd May Weather 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5323 I said serious, not cirrus 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5324 I know, I know ... The cheese is not organic or grass fed, but the bread is gluten free. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5325 I know the clouds look threatening, but look. No one else is leaving. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5326 Odd thing, perception. You see my father and I see the ghost of the crab I ate last summer in Le Touquet. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5327 They're clouds. At the most, they'll leave us in a fog. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5328 I guess there *was* a little mold on the bread. It should pass soon. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5329 Man, he's really pissed about that Twitter ejection! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5330 Let’s leave now and you can write in your diary, “Our picnic was cancelled by threatening storm clouds.” 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5331 Yeah, so now what? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5332 I left the clothes on the line FAFF 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5333 Oh Oh! My paranoid ex husband sent some clouds to check on us! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5334 It’s getting a bit too muggy for a picnic. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5335 I've heard of angry clouds before,but this one looks downright furious. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5336 So, if your father is really a storm god why wouldn't happy with you dating a weather forcaster? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5337 Looks like rain. I forgot to pay my cloud storage bill. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5338 Should we give up the brie? Or the baguette? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5339 It's called a cumulfurybus. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5340 Are these clouds chasing us 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5341 I told you to bring an umbrella 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5342 Are you retaining water again? You look angry." 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5343 You know, dear, that cloud really DOES look threatening. I really thought you were exaggerating... 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5344 Put on your face mask honey. This one may be a killer. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5345 That cloud's nose is out of joint. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5346 So that's how Cookie Monsters end up when they're finished. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5347 Meet Cloud 4.5 and his cousins. Half as happy as his elder brother, apparently. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5348 More air-heads opposed to social distancing. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5349 Forget silver linings, now is a golden opportunity to don sweatpants and eat couch cheese. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5350 He probably just wants to see our vaccine cards, right? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5351 Wait, you just drove up from Florida and haven’t been vaccinated?! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5352 I have flex time at work too, but not like that. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5353 Look, Jeff, if you don't see Pokemons in clouds, then it won't work out. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5354 You didn't tell me your husband was a meteorologist. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5355 Honey, this is nothing! You've already met my mother. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5356 Betty I need you to be honest with me now. Do the clouds seem angry to you, or do I need to call my therapist? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5357 I think they took tonight's production of The Tempest a bit too literally. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5358 You're not mad at me, too? Are you? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5359 I told you the Brie was overripe. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5360 My weather app didn't say anything about a storm. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5361 Why do all the people I meet online see the same thing? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5362 What either of us says we see in it will likely determine the course of our relationship. So... you go first. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5363 I too now need a hug. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5364 I guess he found out that not every cloud has a silver lining. There is always tin foil. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5365 I honestly don't think the message is in "the silver lining"! 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5366 Uh oh. Looks like a Chinese cumulonimbus. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5367 Maybe we should have worn masks. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5368 Cirrusly, is it climate change, pollution, or all the stupid photos on icloud ? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5369 But that's enough about me. Tell me how you got down here into Ybor City. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5370 Threatening yes ... but with a soupçon of whimsy. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5371 Before we take our relationship further, I think you should know that my job has some serious risks and dangers. As a meteorologist, sometimes you just get it wrong, and sometimes you pay the price. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5372 Why can't your Dad get over it? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5373 Looks like Jonathan Edwards was right 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5374 I didn’t know climate change was going to be so angry. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5375 My ex said she'd come back & haunt us 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5376 I told you we should have worn masks outside here. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5377 Go home!! I need to go....like now!! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5378 Are we still being watched? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5379 My dark cloud thinks this relationship is over. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5380 It’s not a bad omen, it’s just hangry. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5381 Couples about to have a shower together 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5382 I swear I was joking when I called them airheads! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5383 Aaeh, not very like a whale! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5384 Umm.. I’m feeling a bit under the weather. Rain check ? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5385 Honey: bread and cheese. I’ve got you covered. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5386 Maybe they misunderstood 'mammatus.' 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5387 Not sure weather you’re saying “Yes or No”. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5388 Honestly? I've never metaphor I didn't like. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5389 I believe that's the same cloud I ignored when I gave today's weather report as being perfect picnic weather. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5390 We should have gone to the beach 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5391 No, those are reign clouds. We better head out. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5392 Partly cloudy, like they predicted. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5393 Sun?! Haven't seen it in years! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5394 Climate science has a new meme 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5395 I don’t understand why you say I have a god complex 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5396 To many people are going to come up with the same line for this cartoon, so I'm going to skip it and wait for next weeks' 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5397 And that one kinda looks like your mother 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5398 Here come the Winds of Change. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5399 It looks pissed off, any ideas for our last hour? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5400 Be a man and go fight that cloud! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5401 You said your ex was a nice guy... 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5402 I’ll bet this one won’t have a silver lining, no matter how hard we look. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5403 Climate Change appears a little worse than I thought. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5404 Trump's revenge! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5405 Oh, no. What fresh hell is this? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5406 And the cumulous grumpus cloud is the most unpredictable of all. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5407 Can't you just say that clouds "improve" the skyline? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5408 You can’t store all your anger in The Cloud. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5409 Is this because we use high octane? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5410 I try to remember what I learned in third grade, that angry-looking clouds are really only water vapor. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5411 Is Nature trying to tell us something? It is unhappy! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5412 I'm so sorry--I'm not really vaccinated. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5413 How would you know what Godmlooks like? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5414 it's just itching for us to ask it about its supplements and past pandemic workout regiment. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5415 I told you everyone would use the social distancing blankets even after lockdown. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5416 They say if you ignore it it’ll just go away 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5417 Hey Jane, I think God might be mad at us for not getting vaccinated. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5418 George I've met someone else. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5419 White grievance? I don't see it. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5420 I told you it was too soon! You do see it, right? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5421 The eyes of aliens are upon us! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5422 You see storm clouds, I see UV protection. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5423 Really? It looks bunny rabbits to me. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5424 Did I tell you my last name is Btfsplk? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5425 I love you and want to live my whole life with you, but I’m not sure “Ignore it and it will blow over” is the best plan for this situation. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5426 I thought my wife did not know. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5427 Did you happen to play online bridge today? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5428 I don’t want to wait for lightning to show up. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5429 Looks like a certain someone read the ranking of superhero movies you posted online. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5430 He must be angry about all the bad data that's being sent up to him! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5431 Did you tell your parents I'm not going into the family business? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5432 HE must’ve heard what I’m thinking. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5433 I think it just looks intimidating; No rain of terror today! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5434 The scientists are saying that evaporation will never be the same but that’s just fake news, right? 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
5435 We still have time 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5436 They made it again! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5437 They say there’s no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5438 Don't worry my dear, it just business from other side. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5439 May glowers bring June vaxxers 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5440 My darlin’, this is how you look sometimes. Are you scared too? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5441 Can’t do the reel today , Looks like we are exceeding the cloud storage ! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5442 They’re a new type called COVID clouds. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5443 Looks like your mom is still pissed about those six pomegranate seeds you ate in Hades' Cafe. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5444 I'm telling you, the weather is not inviting. I believe the clouds are telling us to go back to lockdown. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5445 We can't both watch the clouds, one of us needs to keep an eye on the bread and cheese. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5446 The weatherman said clear and mild -- except over carefree picnickers. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5447 If we stay here it looks as though we could have lots of fun if you have a large umbrella. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5448 Uh-oh; I forgot to vote for my sister's cartoon caption contest entry. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5449 I think we can beat those people to the scaffolding... You ran track in high school didn’t you? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5450 I’ve seen ‘threatening weather’ before but... 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5451 You said they call him Karl? With a K? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5452 They look threatening, but they're probably just gassy. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5453 The Unnerved Before the Storm 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5454 Is it me, or are the Gods angry? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5455 I just love the atmosphere at this spot. It's like it just grabs you. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
5456 What was that thing about a scorned woman? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5457 Its about to rain on us... . 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5458 As you can see,Zeus and his crew don’t approve of our relationship, so it is time for me to break things off. I hope you understand. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5459 Well, they got up on the wrong side of the bed 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5460 It’s so nice out!” you said. “Let’s not bring the silly portable lightning rod.” you said 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5461 Tut tut, dear, it looks like pain. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5462 Your about to be...Thunder struck!!! by your love for me that is 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5463 I believe that's actually a "cumulus" cloud, you can tell by the rigorous jacking motion it's making. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5464 They're angry we are only 5 feet apart! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5465 That's the sound and fury of a skyquake. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5466 Climate is what your expect...Weather is what you get. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5467 First UAPs, now clouds are acting out! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5468 The environment has been patiently waiting through the pandemic to punish us for our wanton ways. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5469 He's just mad 'cause we're not scared of him anymore. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5470 You’re right, accessing the cloud to find out you’re mad at me is so much better than you just telling me. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5471 I’m so sorry. It must have been something I ate. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5472 I don't think it is meant to be for us! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5473 That cloud may look menacing,but I’m sure it’s “Brie-friendly”. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5474 He looks pretty cirrus to me! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5475 Somebody up there doesn't like us 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5476 They said there was a high pressure system headed east. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5477 Look what you caused! You should know better--lox and cream cheese goes on a bagel --not a baguette!! Jeffrey Manly Toronto.On 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5478 I don’t know how but I bet Biden’s gonna blame that sky for why he can’t give us healthcare 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5479 The last time I took a woman here it was a little less shady. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5480 You looks like the clouds on your rough days. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5481 It's kinda cloud out here, you want to go someplace quieter? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5482 Look honey,I got you the new premium cloud storage and customised it with your resting face! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5483 Do you think he'd listen if I broke into "Don't Rain on My Parade"? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5484 I thought we lived in a temperate climate. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5485 Please, PLEASE!! Just eat the brownie! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5486 ok, ok, it's the gorgonzola, not you. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5487 It might be the acid, but that cloud is gonna beat me up if I don’t throw you in the pond, and I’m a stage actor, so... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5488 They say there's a storm coming in from Philly 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5489 I think Fauci didn't get the memo... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5490 It’s Morph the Cat. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5491 But dear, you didn't tell me who your Father is! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5492 This isn't one of those Angry Birds levels, is it? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5493 Maybe we should think about seeing other people. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5494 Come on, my friends! Be a little more aggressive! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5495 You should have warned me that your father was a blowhard. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5496 Those birds look like trouble. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5497 Of course he's mad. You thwarted him by bringing an umbrella. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5498 I find that Nature abhors those who don't embrace life. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5499 That reminds me. Did I tell you that I am working on my anger issues? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5500 THERE’S A 100 PERCENT CHANCE OF DOWNPOUR AT NOW O’CLOCK IF YA’LL DON’T GET A ROOM! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5501 I don’t believe in coincidences, but I am a wrestling fan. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5502 Yeah, that’s could 8. He’s had rough go of it. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5503 I know, but I think this cloud really *is* angry 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5504 Another Ghostbusters remake? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5505 Companies are leaving the cloud. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5506 Look darling, it's a UFO!" "No, Frank, that's a cloud. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5507 The contrail story has taken an ugly turn. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5508 I kind of get the feeling your father doesn't like me. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5509 There'd better be enough time to include this in that June report. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5510 I think of this park as my own private Garden of Eden. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5511 A bunny? If it was crossed with an angry Tom Selleck, then yeah, I see the bunny. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5512 I didn't believe you when you said your ex was a god. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5513 Are you concerned because I am a Vegan? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5514 I mean, what have we done that’s so special? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5515 I guess we should have learned the names of clouds beyond 'Cumulus.' 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5516 Why so gloomy? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5517 Cloud and Judgement go hand in hand. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5518 Don’t worry. I think he’s just going through a phase. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5519 I guess we are not 6 feet away from the couple on the right . 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5520 Guess he just shed the silver lining. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5521 They say that clouds are a reflection of your state of mind. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5522 Why so gloomy, honey? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5523 Do we really want to go barefoot in this park? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5524 Darn it. The forecast wasn't "cloudy with a chance of meat balls," it was "cloudy with a chance of meat heads! " 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5525 That's your 5% chance of rain right there. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5526 The mask enforcer's angry now that he's out of work. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5527 It's a cumulo-ninjas 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5528 Hey, this time it didn't rain! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5529 I told you not to toss that letter on climate change. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5530 They call it stormy Monday, but Tuesdays just as bad. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5531 Corona still insists that Pfizer stole the election. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5532 Well, I am not necessarily taking back my marriage proposal. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5533 He prefers cumulus not fluffy. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5534 Naw, she’s bluffing.” Don Dechman Austin T 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5535 Some days things just go bad. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5536 It's your breath. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5537 I’d tell you a joke about a cloud, but you'd probably tell me it's not the time for that either. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5538 Stormy weather 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5539 Perhaps we should head for home. I don't like the looks of those clouds. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5540 Yes, it is my mother and she’s coming for you 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5541 Apparently I'm the only one who thinks that cloud is doing nasty impressions. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5542 John, your dating profile said you suffer from pareidolia, tell me more about that. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5543 I think it wants us to relive it. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5544 Crap... Trump has become a sky god. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5545 I just can't shake the feeling that the world is no longer a friendly place. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5546 Looks like Mother Nature is pissed-off again... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5547 Would you like a piece of this cloud? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5548 We really need to get the climate under control. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5549 Don't you worry. That's just all the tears I've cried for you...' 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5550 It’s just the new Amazon cloud feature. It makes it easier for people to see their screens. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5551 Honey, just look at the sky. We're the ants at this picnic. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5552 When I promised a sacrifice to the rain gods, I didn’t actually think they would come to collect. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5553 I didn't know the sky would fight back after all those times of my shaking a fist at it. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5554 As the storms rage on, out of control...deep in her heart, the thunder rolls. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5555 ‘Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a memory, falling on my head like a new emotion’.. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5556 See? I didn't lie when I tell you Jean-Cloud van Da*n and our children will get jealous if we're going out. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5557 I'm concerned. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5558 Oh yeah, that reminds me — I’m dying. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5559 Sure I can see the clouds gathering, but don’t you see they’re also conspiring against us! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5560 Covid is making me paranoid. Am I paranoid? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5561 Change the subject please, the weather is getting angry 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5562 I’m not worried about it. You know what they say: clouds ready to fight, sailor’s delight. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5563 But I thought you said 'real love is about weathering storms together?!' 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5564 Are you ok Dianne? You haven’t even touched your Brie and baguette. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5565 I don’t know why but I always get this sense of impending doom when I look at clouds. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5566 I liked global warming better than this! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5567 Nice to go out for dinner and have it delivered ! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5568 When you said you store everything in the Cloud, I didn’t think you meant your rage, too. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5569 It's sad but even the weather can't agree in a by-partisan manner 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5570 OK. What did you upload in the cloud? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5571 I think while we were stuck indoors for the last year, climate change got personal. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5572 Please stop singing "Cloudy Weather" when we're together. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5573 I think my rain.rain go away prayer is working. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5574 Next time let's stick with the sativa. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5575 Climate change is getting worse - and eerily specific 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5576 What did I do now? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5577 Just mashed potatoes? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5578 That last breeze felt a little too strong. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5579 I thought your Mother didn’t believe in reincarnation... 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5580 Maybe we shouldn't have mentioned the clouds are not socially distanced. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5581 Word must be out that I transferred everything to Google Cloud. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5582 I think I’ve maxed out my Cloud storage. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5583 If you have something to say just go ahead and say it. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5584 I’m beginning to think (pg 53) to think (pg 46) the cartoon editor is lazy. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5585 that's the last time they play fight club at the drive in. the clouds took notes and I don't like it. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5586 Cirrusly” ☁️, the weather has been perfect all wee 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5587 « Cloud 6? Really? I thought we were on cloud nine, honey. » 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5588 Those are some angry looking clouds rolling in 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5589 I think the weather wants me to do something about it. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5590 Try to remember: Have you uploaded anything bad? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5591 I was expecting Brahms,but the conductor looks pretty angry. Do you think we could just sneak out? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5592 Tough weather we’re having today, huh? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5593 I was going to ask you to marry me, but something's clouded my judgement. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5594 He doesn't like what we have been storing in there. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5595 I think they're really getting upset about climate change. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5596 I have often read about dark angry clouds, but I never imagined ever seeing one. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5597 I thought we could go beyond January 6. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5598 I thought the Bob Ross joke would land better. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5599 I thought you said that cumulus clouds were the friendly clouds. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5600 I hope they're vaccinated 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5601 I think we should have a little more cheese before our next dose of apocalypse 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5602 Looks like we're not the only one's who would prefer to be at the beach! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5603 I guess nature is not as happy about us leaving our lock down time as much as we are. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5604 Frank Field did say that thunder storms were threatening this afternoon. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5605 This feels like a good time to tell you how much I hate your mother. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5606 When tonight’s forecast called for angry storm clouds, they weren’t kidding! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5607 Those clouds look stinkier than this cheese we just ate 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5608 What was that about SoundCloud on steroids? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5609 I’ve got a confession to make and not much time. It was a dark and rainy night . . . 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5610 No, honey, I don't see the soft serve ice cream swirls. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5611 I didn't know it was his lunch. It didn't have a name on it. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5612 So your mother is a professor and your father is a weatherman? Did he know we were coming here today? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5613 I told to stop calling out His name in vain !!! 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
5614 Whatever happened with clouds looking like Angels. I suppose it's another Mother Nature warning about planet abuse. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5615 Don't make me quote Mufasa. The sun has set on our time here and there will rise a new king 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5616 Everyone on 1/1/20: “2020 will be great!” 2020: 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5617 My mother ... she just doesn't like you. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5618 We can't keep having these 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5619 Honey, the weather looks a little threatening. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5620 I told you not to set up the cloud on your computer 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5621 Rough weather lately. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5622 If you ask me, I think these "submit a caption" cartoons have just jumped the shark. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5623 Those clouds look angry. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5624 My boss is a lot of hot air. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5625 Honey, do I look as bloated as those clouds today? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5626 No, honey, I don’t see the wedding bells and 2.5 kids in the clouds too. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5627 It’s not a you problem it’s a them problem. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5628 This large screen outdoor projection has really gone too far. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5629 Today it seems the lining is a tad tarnished. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5630 You know, I've heard that every dark cloud has a silver lining, so I think we should stay ! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5631 Do you see what I see? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5632 I think they really want us to put our mask on! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5633 Am I the only one on cloud nine? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5634 Darn, another Trump cloud to ruin our day. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5635 I don’t know, my weather app didn’t say anything about threatening storm clouds today. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5636 You know that Joni Mitchell song, "Both sides, now"? 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
5637 I think it's either a frown-umulus or a fist-stratus. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5638 Martha I’ve got diarrhea and it’s about to shoot right outta my ass lmao 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5639 It's nice to be rid of those awful masks but I don't understand why we now have to go without bathing suits and dark glasses. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5640 It's called cumulo-angrius. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5641 No worries. Nimble Nimbus. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5642 The Clouds were angry that day. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5643 That’s one grumpy condensed mass of Dasani 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5644 And now folks! The time you've all been waiting for.. Mother Nature vs Picnickers 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5645 I know we’re homeless but the government solution to showers shouldn’t be rain in the park 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5646 Cloudy with a chance of a black eye 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5647 'We missed Shakespeare in the park last year but at least we have seats for this' 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5648 – I am afraid it’s going to rain… – Attention seekers, just ignore them! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5649 Looks like the weather's about to turn on is. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5650 Yeah, I guess I can see a rolling pin, but I still think it looks a lot more like what I said it looks like. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5651 So, Thor is your father? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5652 Ooops, thought the forecast said cloudy with a slight chance of pain. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5653 Try to avoid eye contact with him. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5654 They look to be rolling in three deep. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5655 We'd better take cover. Those are some really ANGRY looking clouds. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5656 Not everything looks live your Ex! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5657 I don't know doctor..no matter what I do, I just seem to blend into the background... 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5658 I told you your feet stink 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5659 I told you the Marvel Cinematic Universe was entering our atmosphere. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5660 So, how have you been since last April? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5661 I guess it’s one of those days. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5662 What makes you think it’s going to rain? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5663 I thought the weather called for possible light rain and cloud cover, not light rage and cloud cover 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5664 Do we have to wait until the brie melts? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5665 Do you think we have to social distance when we run for cover? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5666 I should tell you I carry my weather with me. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5667 My constipation is so bad, even the clouds seem to be straining, look! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5668 I’m scared of thunder , I owe him money” 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5669 I didn't know you could send your ex to the cloud 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5670 I guess we’re violating the six foot rule. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5671 I didn’t take those angry cloud icons seriously enough. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5672 Another reminder of my mother 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5673 I don't think there are going to be any silver linings. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5674 Maybe we should pack it up. Those clouds look threatening. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5675 Even the clouds don’t like crowds. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5676 You think after all these years of climate change, they would stop making more skyscrapers? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5677 Just ignore Mr. Cumulonimbus. It worked with Mr. Covid. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5678 Just around the corner, there's a rainbow in the sky. So, let's have another cup of coffee, and let's have another piece of pie. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5679 It appears big, bad storm cloud didn't get the memo that New Yorkers don't scare easy. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5680 I disagree - I think climate change is going away. Instead we are beginning to experience full on climate brawls... 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5681 I guess you're right Karen, your mother is up there watching over you... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5682 Quick! Do you know any rain dances? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5683 Survived COVID. Can we survive climate rage? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5684 Shall we go? Clouds look angry. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5685 I think we are in for a cloud outburst. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5686 I knew it was a mistake when they put Dr. Frankenstein in charge of the cloud seeding. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5687 Well, Millie, what's not to like, being on Cloud Nine? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5688 Maybe that cloud would be less angry if you moved your disgusting bare feet away from the food. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5689 That storm is heading right towards us! “ 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5690 If he’s mean to you, that just means he likes you.” 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5691 Did I mention my father's name is Zesus? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5692 Don't worry. It's only a teenage strata cumulus cloud. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5693 Maybe next time I'll let you pick the wine pairing. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5694 I see a sleepy cat. What about you?” “Uhh the childhood fear of ineptitude or a seahorse. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5695 ‘See honey, I told you it didn’t look like rain.’ 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5696 Man: see, dear, the name of that cloud is cumulus Cloud: my name is George! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5697 I think Nature is still furious with us. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5698 If you can survive a picnic here, you can survive one anywhere 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5699 He doesn't seem happy to see us. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5700 ...climate change is also causing a spike in constipated--er, concentrated thunderstorms... 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5701 I guess what I'm saying is that I am looking for an entirely different kind of personal trainer. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5702 Oh no, I forgot the brie! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5703 I think those are Apple clouds. I just switched to an Android. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5704 Think they'll take a rain-cheque? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5705 I see Le Bron's face when I didn't pass the ball. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5706 ”I’ve warned you so many times but you never listen. This time you are REALLY going to get it. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5707 I'd leave the shoes off 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5708 There’s definitely been a cumulus effect the past few years! ☁️ 😠 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5709 The movies were right after all 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5710 maybe the climate is starting to change for the better? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5711 After the storm comes another storm 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5712 Wanna get outta here? These clouds look a little ominous. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5713 I'm trying to imagine they are cute Pug puppies coming to play. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5714 I see your ex-husband. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5715 Woah! Climate change is worse than I thought. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5716 I told you my ex had her head in the clouds. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5717 Even Mother Nature wants us to stay indoors 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5718 Honey, did you, by chance exceed your cloud storage upload limit again 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5719 I think there is evidence of climate change. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5720 Dave had settled on their first outdoor double-vaxed French picnic as THE moment to propose, but the storm cloud had other plans. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5721 If we don't look, maybe she'll go away 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
5722 Just breathe, Sally. Death by cloud is quick. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5723 At this point, after climate change, pandemic, Trump, a storm will brighten up my day. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5724 Tell me again that when you say, "Our Father, who art in Heaven," that you're speaking metaphorically. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5725 Looks pretty threatening up there. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5726 It may not be a rain cloud but SOMETHINGS going to happen 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5727 Nature seems not to be happy with us. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5728 Alicia, will you stop calling me Zeus. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5729 When you said you will always be "daddy's girl", perhaps I should have taken you more seriously. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5730 That one looks like Hyperion to a satyr. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5731 The pandemic may be over, but our future still looks cloudy. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5732 I thought he was with you. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5733 I... I'm actually not the kiss-in-the-rain-on-the-first-date kind of guy 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5734 I AM lactose intolerant. How’d you know? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5735 Why am I so calm? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5736 You said that your old boy friend stormed out when he heard about me? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5737 My weather app says this should last until the end of time. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5738 You forgot the candelabra. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5739 Do we have any cloudscreen? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5740 Do you think we need a mask? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5741 Well, at least he can’t give us COVID 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5742 Oh Honey, did you pay the weather tax? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5743 Do you like the immersive VR, too real for a first date? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5744 No, I really don’t see my mother’s face… 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5745 Do you think we should still be wearing masks? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5746 That reminds me, d'you like Cloudbusting by Kate Bush? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5747 Ooh, we’re in for a beating today 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5748 ‘you really don’t think this slice of cheesecake needs a plate? That couple over there has one. . .’ 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5749 Plumber?! I don't know any plumbers! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5750 „I always feared that my years of illegal use of the creative cloud would eventually be turned against me. I just didn’t know how.“ 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5751 Wonderful weather we’re having 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5752 Climate change is hard. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5753 Dear,I think angry storm clouds are moving in on our picnic. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5754 They should never have renamed Cumulonimbus Circle. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5755 Did you say your Ex was a serious fellow? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5756 I saved us to The Cloud. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5757 Storm clouds will always ignite the darker side of my passion. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5758 Is he still trying to tell us something? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5759 You and I would make a good team." 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5760 ‚Wonderful picnic, love. Shame about the miserable weather though‘ 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5761 Compared to the ones I saw last week, they're just mildly peeved. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5762 Maybe they DON’T all have silver linings? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5763 Couldn't be worse than covid. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5764 A bunny? Really! Seriously, I don't think you want to hear what I see? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5765 Just ignore him. Altostatus Masculimulus's can't stand metrosexuals. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5766 Darling, I’m sensing some tension in the air.” “Sensing?! You never actually ask how I’m feeling anymore! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5767 Now that ones called a quartodigitonimbus. You can tell because it has four fingers on each hand 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5768 Your mom sent the clouds, didn't she! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5769 It's a Mad Calupa where Up in the Sky Good Monday let's go Okay Tuesday. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5770 Did you say something about a stormy future?! J. Kinsey, Toronto, Ontario 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5771 I don't know why, but I have this uneasy feeling that your mother is watching us. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5772 Come on, Marvel. StratosFear? Really? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5773 Before joining the department Bill was an elevator operator. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5774 It is called cumulusive anger. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5775 Is it OK if I touch you, no one else is doing anything? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5776 Now is not a good time to throw in the towel. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5777 Well, your ex-boyfriend sounds pretty soft to me." 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5778 Looks like COVID is evolving again. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5779 I guess I should have checked the weather forecast... 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5780 The forecast is much too personable. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5781 Most threatening weather I've ever seen! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5782 Cumulonimbus or grumpy ol' blunderbuss? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5783 ? We've seen corona from both sides now. ? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5784 I told you, it wasn’t right for us to enjoy ourselves in the park, while the others stay home. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5785 I forgot to pay my monthly AWS bill 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5786 Does this mean people are back for cloud porn? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5787 The clouds are angry at our pairing of wine with our cheese again 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5788 Too close for comfort” 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5789 Sky not on cloud nine. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5790 I never used to believe in reincarnation... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5791 Forecast: cloudy with a chance of breach squalls. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5792 This is the first time I've felt safe in a relationship. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5793 You promised me Cloud 9, not cloud hate. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5794 I think it's time the world maybe should get more serious about the environmental thing. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5795 UNREQUITED LOVE CAN CLOUD YOUR JUDGEMENT! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5796 Your Ex doesn’t see the silver lining in us dating it seems. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5797 Didn't think the Wandered Lonely as a Cloud citation would cause such a reaction. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5798 They are on a date 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5799 They said it would be tsunami. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5800 Oh Dear, Here comes Hurricane Covid20. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5801 Won’t it be great to get back to the multiplex to see this CGI mayhem the way it was meant to be seen? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5802 No masks! —See, there’s nothing to worry about when you’re in a wide open field, under the clouds...with the wind picking up... 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5803 I am starting to have a feeling the interest rates might be changing... 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5804 Sky is cryings 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5805 Relax. They're not threatening to rain. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5806 You'd be mad too if you were forced to go skiing. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5807 I agree that’s a scary storm cloud, but THAT will dissipate, and tomorrow I’ll forget it ever existed, but I’ll never be able to UNSEE Jeffrey Toobin masturbating on that Zoom conference call last summer… NEVER!!! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5808 Hmm...I'm thinking maybe we should vacate the blanket? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5809 We should leave it looks like a cloud burst is coming. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5810 I guess it is going to rain 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5811 It's such a beautiful day outside.Climate change. Whatever that means. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5812 What happened to the silver lining? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5813 Another instance of Global Warning 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5814 Still, I do not understand how we ended up messing it up so badly 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5815 Say this date would be perfect if it was sunny ONE MORE TIME 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5816 Fight climate change? With a dad bod? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5817 What’s happening to our weather news guy?! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5818 That's an angry cloud. Do you two have any history together? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5819 That's it babe!! Weather Dan on Channel 4 is NEVER wrong damn it! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5820 But Fauci says we don't need masks out here. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5821 The devil wants to beat his wife. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5822 This is like Budapest all over again! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5823 What does the environment have against YOU? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5824 I guess the aliens didn't scare us enough with UAPs so now they are trying 3D cloud monster printing. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5825 The weather man did say there was a 40% chance of resting bitch face." "Hey, you'd be angry too if you realized you were one of God's farts, drifting aimlessly across the sky watching humans hump, pump and dump each other for all eternity." "So sad 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5826 The clouds are constipated. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5827 My joints hurt already 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5828 I don’t see color. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5829 Is it too late for the chin diapers to save us. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5830 Its just a concentration of moisture laden air condensed to a cloud; I'll bet it doesn't have a clue what global warming has cooked up for his/her/its short but inglorious future 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5831 So this is what climate scientists meant by extreme weather. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5832 But he's got puffy cheeks. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5833 Honey, we’ve got a supercloud instead. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5834 Did Paul mean this when he said he was taking a 'rain check'?! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5835 He looks like you after you ate those old prawns, do you remember what happened next? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5836 The forecast only called for 10% chance of anger 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5837 Look Jim, that one's the spitting image of your mother. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5838 Ugh, these people are really messing with my grass-tan. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5839 Well...they were here first.” @newyorkerma 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5840 Since when is talking about the weather considered gossiping? Clouds are so sensitive these days. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5841 Sure look like storm clouds to me. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5842 Looks a bit like Trump, don't you think? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5843 It seems the entire universe is sick and tired of Covid19 dysphoria, cloud computing and social distancing . 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5844 Tell me again how you made the mushroom remoulade? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5845 This is the angriest storm cloud face I can make, and I still can't make these guys go back inside! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5846 I think it looks like a crab and a couple of jellyfish...you? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5847 You might want to reconsider sitting there as that’s where I normally take my shower. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5848 Uh-oh, looks like it might start raining down socialist ideals and liberal paradoxes. Even weather modification is political now... What will they ruin next? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5849 We call it ‘June Impending Doom’ 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5850 We have reached a point where the earth strikes back against us humans... No I mean literally! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5851 Maybe this anti-vax picnic wasn't such a great idea after all. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5852 Really? "Get Out Of My Yard" Someone got spoiled by the quarantine 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5853 Like I always say…pareidolia’s a bitch. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5854 Would Aristophanes think that's a centaur? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5855 If you didn’t think my wife had power, look again. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5856 This one reminds me of my ex-husband, feelings always clouded his judgement." 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5857 That's a bah humbuger if I ever saw one. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5858 When I look at the clouds, I see my two brothers and Dad. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5859 Yes Marilyn,this too shall pass! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5860 That cloud formation reminds me of the fact that your parents never really accepted our relationship. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5861 See that cloud? It's like your dad, isn't it? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5862 ...my place or yours? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5863 Must you always invite your stormy drama friend to every picnic? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5864 This brings new meaning to having a head in the clouds. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5865 First the pandemic, then my milquetoast picnic spread, and now this?? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5866 Do you think we stand a chance? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5867 I, uh, can't stand up. Every time I see angry clouds I pitch I a tent. I can't help it, I'm a Boy Scout!!" 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5868 Do you ever feel like they are gazing back? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5869 -Why was he angry? -They told him iCloud... 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5870 For God’s sake, Teddy! No, I don’t see an angry cloud and no we won’t head home already! Now can we be adults, enjoy the sun and discuss who’s behind the pandemic? 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5871 The weather is so lovely today! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5872 Picnic over. The sky looks a bit angry out there. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5873 The restraining order is for just one Mississippi? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5874 And here I always thought WWE mean a Wonderful Weather Experience. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5875 He's just mad that there are no people of color or trans people in this banal cartoon. Are you going to eat that cheese or what? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5876 must be some of that global warming 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5877 I can't breathe! 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5878 He's still recovering from sky distancing. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5879 He is still pissed off that Mr. Stay-Puff beat him out of the part in Ghostbusters. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5880 When I said "I hate the cloud" I wasn't talking about them! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5881 I see your father. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5882 Guess climate change IS real after all! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5883 Don’t worry, he’s just going through a cycle 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5884 Always awkward when you see your previous Tindr matches out and about. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5885 Oh, you know. Sometimes folks just piss him off. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5886 And then, for my third wish, I wished for a big cloud to come beat the shit out of me. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5887 He's still a little upset with how I ended things... so,how's working from home? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5888 Mr. Smog seems to have some issues and environmental baggage. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5889 He doesn’t understand why we don’t go back inside.. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5890 I know you said we might bump into your ex today, I just didn't expect him to loom quite so large 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5891 It’s hard being a Mets fan. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5892 And what was your bright idea with a forecast of cloudy with a chance of apocalypse? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5893 So I guess climate change is real after all. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5894 I guess it's because the jug of wine is missing ... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5895 I'd like to buy a farm, wouldn't you? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5896 The Delacorte Tempest gods are angry tonight. Call Sam Waterson. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5897 I'm not sure if the anthropomorphics are before the storms, the number nines, or the ones with the silver lining. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5898 Is it just me or do these clouds look rather “cirrus”? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5899 You Cad! We've been exclusive for over a year and you step out on me with the first smiling face you see! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5900 The silver lining just turned into brass knuckles. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5901 Breaking News Forecast: The Bad News Storm is coming. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5902 I get it now why the weather channel was clouded. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5903 Cloudius is raising Cumulus!” By William Shakespeare 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5904 Honey, I thought you said I'd meet your family on Sunday? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5905 🎵 Hey! You! Get off of my cloud .. don’t hang around ‘cause two’s a crowd🎵 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5906 I think we really should clean up after picnic 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5907 Who knew smart phones could succumb to COVID, too. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5908 You’re clouding my judgment 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5909 Lo! He comes in clouds descending. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5910 Looks like the planet is ready for round 2 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5911 You see angels? They look like fluffy marshmallows to me. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5912 Relax, Corona took away my rain aversion. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5913 Seated on a picnic blanket, with an uncut baguette and unwrapped cheese set to the side, a couple observes three angry clouds, the largest of them shaking its fists in anger or frustration. Off to the sides, two other couples are sitting unperturbed. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5914 It's my Uncle Ned. Just ignore him. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5915 I knew we weren't supposed to make Mother Nature angry but this is going a little too far. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5916 Looks like Mother Natures Dad just showed up.... and he's angry. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5917 He's upset I didn't bring any wine. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5918 He should just accept that not all of them can be Cloud 9 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5919 My profile should have said weather channel apprentice... Baguette? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5920 It's just one of those serious clouds. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5921 What is it this time: parking or littering? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5922 I thought we had threatening clouds in Oklahoma, but jeez... 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5923 Saved it for a rainy day and today is That day 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5924 Don’t worry. My app says ‘light drizzle for the next 10 minutes’. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5925 I think that your husband’s cloud may have misunderstood the context of our “Park Affairs” calendar invite 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5926 Honey, you were right, there is always calm before the next storm 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5927 What does the Cloud App says? It says: Unreasonably angry cloud moving right above your head to pour his rage. But does it know it is only water after all? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5928 I think we better hand over our lunch. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5929 Did you overcharge the clouds this week, Allan? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5930 Well, I've never heard of Aggrocumulonimbus before. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5931 Looks like this UFO thing is getting seriously personal… 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5932 Are we supposed to social distance ? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5933 I hope the cloud doesn't still have that stupid sexist email I sent when I was a teenager. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5934 Mayor de Blasio seems grumpier than usual 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5935 What's Worse - Angry Birds or an Angry Sky? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5936 now THIS is flinchie flincherson! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5937 Three lightening bolts short 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5938 The weather forecast did say it would be ‘partly angry’ today. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5939 See I told you my boss’s head was in the clouds 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5940 Frankly dear, I don't see the 'adorable kitten playing a ukulele in a canoe' - I guess pareidolia is just too personal. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5941 For crying out cloud, I am not a saving device! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5942 The Rock really can do any role! cc @therock 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5943 It might be my father-complex,but I see my dad in the clouds. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5944 I'm not Mario. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5945 'That cloud reminds me of my husband." 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5946 He's going to cumulonim-bust my ass. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5947 You say your dad is a weatherman? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5948 Sorry, it's my fault. I voted for you-know-who. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5949 Some day, this will all be vacant houses and sewers overflowing with drugs and hypos. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5950 I don't think Luke Howard has a name for this one. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5951 OMG, it’s your ex ! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5952 Should we worry about the left hand of God who are the right hand of God? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5953 Gosh, I just don't see it that way... 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5954 Let’s pack it up. The sky is looking a little angry today. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5955 Are you doing that? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5956 Maybe it's his resting cloud face. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5957 Honey, mama nature says to exchange the Hummer for a Tesla. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5958 I don’t think it’s cumulus 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5959 It’s sort of like agoraphobia but I’ve actually developed a fear of going inside 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5960 Something reminded me I forgot to bring sunscreen. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5961 I don't know. Call me crazy, but I think we should have brought that rain gear you left on the kitchen table. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5962 Did you remember to bring the pacifier? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5963 Do you think it might rain later? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5964 My dad is dating Mother Nature, and he asked her to hold back the forecast thunder storm for our afternoon picnic. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5965 You know, I'm beginning to think 'that was acid'. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5966 He's pretending to be a Cumulonimbus cloud. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5967 Honey, do you remember whether our insurance policies cover acts of God? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5968 Dark Clouds Ahead 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5969 I was sure the sign said ‘masks optional’. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5970 Don't be scared. It's just a promo for The Incredible Hulk, part 12. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5971 This new weather app is righteous AF. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5972 Did you really get a vaccine? The universe is telling me “no”! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5973 Cloud looks Chinese, get me my mask will you 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5974 I swear, that cloud looks just like your old man. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5975 No worries, this is terrific! Our chance to sing and dance in the rain 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5976 Smog & a snog? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5977 I don’t think the universe is happy with humanity right now. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5978 We’ll be safer here Charlotte. They’ve cancelled culture! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5979 ‘I don’t get why the weather seems so up in arms’ 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5980 That cloud doesn't look good! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5981 No, YOU read it the forecast. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5982 We gotta leave! Why ...gas! No ! Clouds! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5983 Oh that’s just cloud 10, he isn’t quite as perky. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5984 I forgot I got the car washed. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5985 They're saying: don't go back and stay away from crowds. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5986 OMG, the gods are sure angry! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5987 Remember, our counselor said picnics might make for closer contact. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5988 The climate seems really angry all the time. Do you think it's something we did? I don't think so. Right? Right... 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5989 That Amazon is looking stronger and stronger every day. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5990 I knew we should have brought an umbrella. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5991 Its fury is well founded for... Here we are enjoying a cool evening... Covid to blame! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5992 Don’t let the gods frighten you, they are only a puff of smoke. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5993 I thought it wasn't supposed to Rage Storm 'til Wednesday. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5994 Time to go - I've never seen them this angry. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5995 Storm front? I can't tell my cumulonimbus from my altostratus. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5996 When did your ex take up vaping? 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
5997 These are as good as the seats my great-grandmother got for the battle of bull run 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5998 Don't feel threatened. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5999 Just!! Look at those horrifying clouds . 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6000 I can make you look younger yet! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6001 Perception is 100%of reality 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6002 Not quite the romantic evening looking at the clouds that I imagined 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6003 Is it me or is another quarantine coming? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6004 Looks like the virus is still around. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6005 Get on with it! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6006 Now there are some angry climate change deniers. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6007 Should never have moved computing off terra ferma. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6008 Sunday in the Park with pokemon.go 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6009 Honey, " I think we made the Clouds jealous" 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6010 Quick , honey. Tell him it’s not 2020 anymore and he can act normal. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6011 I've started talking with my psychiatrist about getting over my fear of hugs but it's a work in progress. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6012 Stop staring at them! Maybe they won't see us and leave us alone... 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
6013 I'm sorry! I swear I didn't know my toxic masculinity was literally toxic! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6014 She's asking for a little attention. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6015 Usually,I like finding images in clouds. But today,not so much. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6016 It doesn't look like a fluffy bunny to me. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6017 Papa? I thought you said your father passed. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6018 Do you think this is a foreshadowing event? 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
6019 It's not going to rain 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6020 Another sign that nature hates us! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6021 don't worry. they can't get us. we are double stabbed!. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6022 He wants a rollin the hay and she wants a relationship 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6023 That looks just like what I saw under the covers last night...when you gave me a 'Dutch Oven'. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6024 They did say some angry-looking clouds might come in with the front. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6025 You shouldn’t have said,the weathers horrible today 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6026 Storm is coming. honey. Let's pack up and just stay in. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6027 I left the wine in the car, so should go and get it or order online delivery? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6028 Babe, did you notice something on the sky ? I could see your reflection 🤣 . 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6029 Susan, I don't think this is a good time to quote Wordsworth. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6030 Damn right I see that Sally, but do you know how much 'we' just spent on parking!? Oh, Mr. Smiley Sun, why hath though forsaken us? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6031 Look up in the sky, it’s ...... 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6032 Looks like rain is coming 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6033 My horoscope said that there would be clouds on the horizon today" 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6034 If you don’t believe I’m one with nature, look at that cloud and tell me it doesn’t perfectly embody what you smell. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
6035 Honey, did you mistake cumulus for cirrus while doing last night's weather? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6036 Yes, a port-a-potty. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6037 Call me crazy, but in future we may not need those high-tech weather alarm systems after all. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6038 When you gaze long enough at the clouds, the clouds begin to gaze back. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6039 Ok I should tell you. I've been placing a lot of bets through bookies in Cloud Las Vegas. Yeah, like Vegas, but for clouds. Anyways, I owe Cloud Sully a lot. Said he'd break my legs. What? No, haha! I'm not worried. He's a cloud. I don't give a fuck. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6040 Look what you've done to me. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6041 I think it’s a great idea to host both of our families for Thanksgiving. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6042 I see us sitting on the bridge overlooking Central Park Lake, holding hands. You? I see my father telling me I should have stayed with Gerald. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6043 I decided to use an external hard drive for storage so he blames me for his kids being hungry. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6044 these relationship bubbles need to be weathered 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6045 How was I to know the weather news meant vengeful when they said, “party cloudy.” 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6046 I’m glad you see unicorns but all I see is anger and aggression 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6047 So it's just me or the clouds aren't really liking us coming out back again,even the birds are flying little grumpy 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6048 You can plan a pretty picnic, but you can’t predict the weather.” -Andre 300 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6049 They say what you see in the clouds is a reflection of your true inner feelings... so how’s it looking for us? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6050 Climate change is intensifying our storms in ways I never imagined. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6051 I saved my latest batch of SNL skit ideas to the cloud. The cloud is not amused. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6052 Our citibike rack is bare, Patisserie Chanson's out of brioche, can't find a Quebec camembert, now this. The city does not want us to picnic. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6053 Well, a lot of stuff’s happened over the last year-and-a-half; I’m pretty sure it’s a cumulus cloud! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6054 Life in The Cloud gets harder every day 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6055 I used to come for a symphony, now I come for when I’m asymptomatic. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6056 I don't give a fuck if that cloud wants to throw down, I'm just built different 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6057 Feels like the lonely clouds are angered by our company 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6058 Excuse me, this is our spot. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6059 The rain is bringing the pain 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6060 Was today's forecast supposed to be angry, buff clouds? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6061 Now that the pandemic is ending, I guess he’s still mad at us! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6062 Sky King? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6063 I told you to bring the wine. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6064 Cancel the furies, now! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6065 So much for a sunny Spring Splendor on the Grass. the ClimateChaos God is angry he wasn't invited! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6066 Everyone! Pick up your phones! Start texting, uploading and posting, the cloud is getting mad! 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6067 I'm really sorry about it, Lynette. Sometimess it really does rain truth about cats and dogs. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6068 What gives you the feeling that I’m angry at you? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6069 Are they angry that covid is still roaming around in the air? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6070 These angry clouds remind me of Guv Cuomo screaming “ stay home and stay safe” ... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6071 I’m glad we finally found some time to get together but I don’t think this whole microdosing thing is for me 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
6072 Great, another pissed off movement. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6073 Don’t visit the Empire State Building with your grandmother tonight even though she is only here for one day. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6074 Just when you thought it was finally safe to go back into Bryant Park 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6075 I thought we agreed to leave our heads in the clouds in the bedroom, dear." 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6076 Honey, Those clouds don’t like humans, they seem revengeful. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6077 Look honey, there’s my granddad, smiling down on us! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6078 Look out for the mad and single... 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6079 As I was saying…are you ok or not if I sign-up to buy Giants season tickets this year or not? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6080 Trust the science, sure. But let's put masks on anyway. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6081 Are you just pretending to be vaccinated? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6082 Skyhigh Cloud Security "masks" this whole area, right? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6083 I hope that's not my Cloud 9! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6084 I love your feet. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6085 When Zeus declares war but you're at a picnic right 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
6086 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6087 You are dangerously hot darling, you could melt the big cloud. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6088 I guess Greta Thunberg didn't exaggerate 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6089 Gee, the clouds are dark today... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6090 How much longer do we have to bubble with Cloud of Doom? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6091 I guess we shouldn't have angered the weather gods with a new A/C. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6092 I wish your mother didn’t have to visit 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6093 I think your judgement is a bit clouded, dear 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6094 I guess you shouldn’t have told Thor that his girlfriend is ugly 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6095 Looks like the undecideds have turned ugly. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6096 I don't know what you're talking about. All I see is a big, fluffy sheep. And that's all you should see, too." 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6097 Melinda, angry clouds know we play...ahem birds... 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6098 Think positively. Even tho’ behind this one are at least two more. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6099 I told you we shouldn't put all our information in the cloud. Now it's mad at us. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
6100 The weather report did say, "Cloudy and angry." 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6101 I can see Moses is angry with us 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6102 Let’s go hun, it looks like a pretty good chance of reign 1.1014 0.05118 69 65 1 3
6103 How was I supposed to know your ex was at this park? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6104 I’m starting to think that someone should call social services on her. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6105 Nah, my phone says the rain won't start until 10pm. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6106 I know the pollen is bad this year, but sitting outside is all we have left. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6107 when you said you uploaded it to the cloud, please tell me you didn’t mean that one 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6108 Look at that cloud, trying to act all tough.. He's nothin' but smog 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6109 Don't look there, Lana, they might rain. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6110 I guess the baguette was his but the brie is mine! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6111 I’ve heard the Thunderclouds do a more immersive flyover than the Thunderbirds. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6112 Squirter, use BubbleBeam! 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
6113 Just put on a happy face. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6114 Is your slip showing? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6115 I don’t think this one is going to pass by. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
6116 Drink sangria in the park. And then later, when it gets dark, we go home. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6117 I see you in the clouds, honey. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6118 Honey, as lovely as you look here with your new perm, I think we really should be going. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6119 I kind of miss wearing my mask 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6120 Looks like some bad weather is rolling in. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
6121 We can ride it out! It’s nothing, Trust me. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6122 I told you we should switch to a vegan diet! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6123 I guess we've looked at clouds from both sides now! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6124 Why doesn't anyone else look worried? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6125 Sorry. I promised him you’d have me home by 11. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6126 Did you ever think about being a pillar of salt? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6127 The Knicks are good, Susan...you had to see this coming. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6128 What a Beautiful View! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6129 do you notice anything different about the clouds honey? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6130 Grrr mondays 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6131 Apparently storm clouds have been affected by climate change. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6132 They're going to love you, but one last thing: no jokes about silver linings 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6133 I should have mentioned my dad's name is Linus! 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
6134 I think I got my swaaaaaag back. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6135 I think it was a batch of bad seed. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6136 Before I cut my hair, they were ice-cream-castles-in-the-air. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6137 It's just angry because it's gotten wet. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6138 If I could turn back time...where you tried to ask me out. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6139 You can plan a pretty picnic, but you can’t predict the weather’s pissy mood. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6140 Mister Steal Your Girl 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6141 Languishing, not flourishing. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6142 I sorry we can’t see you anymore I been vaccinated with Pfizer and you with Moderna 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6143 I was really looking forward to summer but I guess winter isn’t all that bad. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6144 I thought you said that the breakup went well. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6145 My gastroenterologist suggested more outdoor activities Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6146 Oh darn, I forgot the umbrella. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6147 Good thing we're six feet apart! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6148 ......is your iCloud protected?....... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6149 What makes you think Mother Nature is mad? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6150 Why wasn’t the order to ‘stand down’ on Jan. 6th not an illegal order… and why didn’t anybody disobey it? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6151 The farmers say,”Come up a bad cloud.” 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6152 Not even the angriest of clouds could spoil this beautiful moment 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6153 Those clouds look angry, I must be out of cloud storage! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6154 Maybe we should've stayed home 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6155 It was then that the sky realized they hadn’t been staying home because they were worried about air pollution. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6156 Don’t worry honey, I think it’s time to stick a knife in the ground to keep the rain away. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6157 Look at the funbags on that hosehound 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6158 You know Bertram, I’ll believe in climate change when I can see it 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6159 I really hope there aren't any ants today. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6160 Very uncomfortable sitting like this 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6161 So, your father works for the Weather Channel? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6162 I'm getting the feeling the climate is fed up waiting for us to change. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6163 The cloud must be suffering data overload. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6164 I stand corrected. ‘Here Comes the Sun’ is not my favorite song. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6165 It’s a new kind of climate change cloud—cumulus indignor. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6166 Now I know what they meant by, “potential threat of menacing clouds!” 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6167 Huh, well, it would appear the pandemic itself hasn't completely had it's prophetic effect 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6168 I'm sure he is mad at you for not bringing the wine! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6169 The forecast did said something about some mad, strong weather...” 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6170 What are your thoughts on Pareidolia? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6171 I'm bi and my ex stalks me. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6172 The Cloud needs his Booster Vaccine shot. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6173 Let's stop talking about your father, OK? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6174 I think the change is coming 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6175 Yesterday, I saw it cleaning its shotgun. It was trying to warn me about going too far with you before marriage. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6176 Don't let it rain on our parade! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6177 Heyyyy...is that lightening over there? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6178 But darling that is NOT a metaphor for our relationship! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6179 Look what I have invented. So this new distance app works awesome in the cloud! 🙌 "You know what they say: "every cloud has a silver lining" 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6180 They’re getting radicalized on Stormfront 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6181 Looking for happiness through stormy times 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6182 This was predicted on that new WWEather Channel. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6183 Climate change seems to be causing some anger among the elements. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6184 Geez. We gave 'em a little privacy, and now it's like they own the place. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6185 I understand...I forgot the wine, but how about a joint instead. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6186 Should we put on our masks? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6187 What a wonderful COVID is over Picnic! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6188 Why everything obliterates our wellbeing? Even mother nature? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6189 Well, we DID hear some rumblings about the weather getting bad today. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6190 What is it with us White People and maintaining our space on checkered blankets? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6191 I wish I could unidentify that one. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6192 Are you still going to deny climate change now? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6193 There are some hard to grasp concerns about our relationship. Perhaps we should take a break. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6194 That mean looking cloud seems to appear more evil the Covid 19 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6195 Yes, it’s the face of nature upset at what we are doing to the world! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6196 is he trying to tell us something! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6197 Kinda resembles your Mother 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6198 Not to worry! Good things always come in threes. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6199 Marie, the baguettes! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6200 My horoscope says to beware of clouded antipathy. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6201 - "I never get invited to a picnic!" 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6202 Would you tell Alexa to pick something other than riders on the storm? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6203 Ignore the city behind you and come for the humans that made you 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6204 I”d keep playing. I don’t think the heavy stuff’s coming for a while. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6205 You said masks down and out again, huh? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6206 Remember when I said global warming wasn't that bad? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6207 Fighting climate change is more dangerous than I thought. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6208 Is that an angry bird? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6209 Yes. They ARE angry. But stay here. You'll barely feel it. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6210 Mais chérie, you said we wouldn't need a parapluie! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6211 Somewhere over the rainbow skys are blue........ 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6212 Have you heard about the latest, hottest travel site, "Six Feet Apart in Europe"? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6213 No, I don‘t think so. Vogon spaceships are supposed to be yellow. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6214 Covid dating rule #657: when going on an outdoors (of course) date, always make sure to check the weather beforehand, you never know when those clouds’ll be out to get you! 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6215 Are you surprised? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6216 Gathering to see, weather or not, my judgement is clouded. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6217 It's over, Cass. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6218 Don’t acknowledge it. Stop. Don’t look. It might just go away. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6219 Dah-ling, how would you like chinken for supper tonight? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6220 I don't think this cloud has a silver lining..." Callum J. Rolfe, London U 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6221 What shape? M-m-maybe you should put your shoes back on and I'll take you back home to your father. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6222 They're want us to socially distance. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6223 They're all bark and no bite. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6224 Do you think he heard us talking about him? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6225 I think it’s good that Shrek was publicly executed. I don’t care if you disagree. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6226 honey, today is not the day 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6227 Let's take a rain check on this summer. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6228 I just think its a bit much to think those clouds have clouded judgement 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
6229 Don't worry, they'll blow over in a 'couple' of minutes! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6230 This storm cloud is way beyond just angry. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6231 The song didn't work. what else you got? 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
6232 That reminds me-- i almost ran over an old lady on her way to church this morning-- i hope she's okay-- 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6233 It’s May. What do you expect? You know what the weather is like in may! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6234 Something tells me your father wants me to either propose to you or get the Hell away 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6235 Well, I guess the silver lining is that, unlike last year, our summer day is ruined by an angry cloud and not an angry virus 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6236 Don’t worry — they don’t appear to be the type that would express themselves through a metaphor 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6237 No need to be alarmed, they covered male rage in meteorology school. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6238 It's time we talk about the Nakba. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6239 It sure is a lovely day to continue that bitter tirade about your boss. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6240 Maybe we shouldn’t have insulted that cloud demon last week 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6241 The weather forecasters have gone a little too far to be right. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
6242 I know the weather's not great, but let's be honest, the view of the city wasn't much to begin with. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6243 No, I don’t think the forecast will change, it’s just a Cuomo-lonimbus. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6244 Doc,I get the feeling you don't really see me. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6245 This weather makes me grumpy. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6246 Maybe we should head home. I don't like the looks of those clouds. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6247 So yes, maybe I play Pokemon Go too much. But really, that cloud doesn't look like Geodude to you??? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6248 I'm gonna ignore him and take the one on the left. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6249 He said ' How dare we go back to the way things were! ' 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6250 What do you say we skip the wine and go right to the thou? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6251 I shouldn't have stollen that baguette... 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6252 I see Frankenstein's monster's forehead. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6253 Does it ever get cloudy, with a chance of pain, in East Hampton? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6254 umbrella 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6255 Humanoid clouds! Finally, something else to loom over me other than crippling anxiety. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6256 Pinch me! Is this a real Angry Nimbus or are we in the game? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6257 Well, this seems overdue. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6258 You need guts to go cloudy on a bright sunny day!Wait till it melts you down! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6259 Should we leave now or take our chances? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6260 Oh look! That cloud is coming to hug us for how much we drive the car. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6261 I told you my left elbow was a little stiff. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6262 I think this means that we should increase the size of our storage plan 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6263 Whitmer said we can go back now. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6264 An angry Cumulus NIMBY is approaching. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6265 This is our double date?!? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6266 I picked last time and it rained. Your turn: left or right? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6267 Umm...it looks like the weather's turning threatening. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6268 Is that my boss bothering on a day-off!?" "Ugh, perhaps it's just pareidolia 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6269 Want to make out? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6270 They were calling for threatening storms but I don't think the heavy stuff will be here for quite a while. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
6271 I see you don’t have much food left… would you like a knuckle sandwich? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6272 let's go, looks like rain 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6273 We’ve really pissed off Mother Nature this time. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6274 He's upset because he doesn't have any water to drop on us. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6275 I may seem like an accountant on a Sunday. But I have an arch-enemy: Jimbo the nimbostratus. He and his posse are here to engage me. I may have to break the bread right over his head. You'll probably be calling your mom about it tonight. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6276 ‘That one looks like the Zionist lobby’ - ❤️ 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6277 Instead of dealing with weeks of sinus headaches, I have negotiated with the weather one day where it can the kick the snot out of me. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6278 The clouds must got tired of third-wheeling. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6279 Maybe they always looked like this 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6280 Go away people! I need to rain! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6281 Is it just me or is that Oscar the Grouch cloud staring at us? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6282 Honestly, we can see there are angry clouds coming but also I’ve been holding in a really big — you know what. And, I’m in my thirties now. Let’s not dilly dally. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6283 I told them we have to go back into the office. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6284 We better get out of here, May-Weather has never lost a fight. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6285 I told you we should have been wearing masks. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6286 Do you thinks it's seeking retribution for our part in contributing to air pollution? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6287 I might as well tell you now... I have an unusual ability to attract angry clouds. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6288 The clouds are worried about Covid now that no one is wearing a mask outside. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
6289 Maybe we should go. The weather is getting threatening. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6290 I thought the forecast called for a 'Bob Ross kind of day'. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6291 That Charmin ad isn't an idle warning. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6292 Honey... even UFOs are becoming organic these days! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6293 Honey, don’t you think these picnics were more pleasant before God got on his CrossFit kick? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6294 I hate the summer love 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6295 And in that one I see your mother. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6296 I don’t know if you saw on my profile, but I’m crypto affluent. I think… 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6297 After a year of quarantining with you, cloud nine feels like a brewing thunderstorm. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6298 Keep your shoes on. We may have to leave in a hurry. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6299 Maybe the sky is just like the rest of us. Do you think it needs a hug? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6300 I've always wondered why the clouds look so much like people. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6301 (husband)what a lovely picnic(wife)no its not(husband) why not(wife)look at those clouds(husband)HOLY MOLY 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6302 It's just the national debt, my Congressman says, "don't worry." 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6303 Oh, Oh! Looks like the Arctic Vortex is really pissed now! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6304 I wouldn't take it personally but this IS the second time that you forgot a knife. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6305 If you come any closer you'll get a taste of my baguette. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6306 If you don't like the weather in Missouri , wait 5 minutes 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
6307 They’re calling it Smog Girl Summer 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6308 Mother nature is still upset with us. We may need to go back inside until she calms down. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6309 Jennifer, when I ascended to the Cloud Realm you promised me that you would be faithful. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6310 I really wish you hadn’t said that. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6311 You don't really believe that inclement weather forecast, do you? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6312 If we let these intimidatory displays affect our choices, we're just going to encourage more of them. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6313 We both got vaccinated, were not wearing masks because the mandate has ended and we were enjoying our picnic, and yet this cloud is still mad at us! Get over it! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6314 You look like you put on a few extra pounds. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6315 Oh? I just see a typical, non-threatening, sightseeing kind of a cloud. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6316 I’m telling you, that cloud reminds me of my mother in law! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6317 It is a beautiful day Jane, I just can’t get comfortable with these other people sitting so close” 1.0882 0.04559 68 64 2 2
6318 Guess he got another parking ticket again. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6319 I think we’d better put our masks back on before they can identify us via the Cloud. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6320 I guess the cloud is also dealing with PCSD (Post-COVID Stress Disorder) 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6321 Looks like we’re not done with social distancing 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6322 Now do you believe chem-trails are a thing? 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
6323 They're called Succumbus. They come from a dark place! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6324 Guy: the weather is harsh today Clouds: Really, you can do better than that!! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6325 I’m sorry, I just don’t see it that way. It’s obvious they’re moving away from us. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6326 Wild Geodude appeared! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6327 Better Angry Clouds than Angry Birds. Clouds don’t poop.” 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6328 As if COVID-19 wasn’t enough rain on my parade 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
6329 Sunny day out . 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6330 Behind every cloud there Is a Bitcoin lining 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6331 So when you said your ex was a Cloud, I thought you meant that was his name. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6332 They said it was going to be a Naughty North Knockout Storm, but I thought it was the marketing getting cute again. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6333 what do you mean by pathetic fallacy? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6334 Noo, planet earth isn't out for revenge on us humans, that's ridiculous! Name one thing that we have ever done to make it angry... Oh.. no.. nevermind, that's alright then 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6335 Damn the torpedo clouds, fully vaxxed picnics ahead 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6336 I didn’t think it was quite possible, but honey look, the cloud’s PMSing 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6337 Looks like 'All You Can Eat Data' can be a little hard to stomach 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6338 That cloud looks like my dad. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6339 That looks like an angry sky to me. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6340 Did you just say, ‘The clouds appear angry today’? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6341 Ya know, one day our kids will be able to join us on our Sunday picnics. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6342 Maybe if you looked from a different angle, they wouldn't look so mean and grumpy. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6343 During the last weeks of spring he begins to put on a few extra airs 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6344 Can't wait to rain down on their happiness! 😡 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6345 I really hope it's rain this time. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6346 Linda the massive beget size dump you bestowed on our picnic blanket has angered the elder gods 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6347 The picnic blanket will get wet with an ominous cloud like that. Let’s take cover. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6348 ♬ I gotta go away, Baby it's cold outside ♬ 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6349 Hmm I guess you brought your own weather to the picnic! 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6350 You shouldn't have said, 'I'm glad we didn't invite any clouds to the picnic.' 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6351 I forget it’s Memorial Day weekend! 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6352 I told you...Mother Nature is pissed!!! She'll probably rain all over us!!! 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
6353 Mother Nature is pissed! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6354 Quick! Put your mask on. Frustrated clouds are coming for a hug now that quarantine is over and we look safe. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6355 No no, nonono, no, I'm not voting for him ah 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6356 Oh no, it’s clouds 6, 7, and 8. I won’t tell you what cloud 7 did to cloud 9. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6357 The anti-umbrella movement caused fits of rage among the crowd 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6358 Another angry storm, upset by the terrible conflict that birthed it. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6359 Honey? Why is it that I get the feeling that the biggest one is staring right at me? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6360 Earlier I thought one cloud looked like a duck but other a horse but I changed my mind 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6361 how's the weather today? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6362 All I see is your beautiful face. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6363 I guess we are under a cloud for climate change crime. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6364 He can run, but he can't hide 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6365 Love, I hate the four walls of our home, but only feel in them nowadays 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6366 I think it’s headed the other way. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6367 Serious clouds coming at us and its not Xm rolling at us its Rolling Thunder” 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6368 Remember when we used to watch them? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6369 He's probably upset because the weatherman is always right. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6370 I knew it would rain. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6371 I finished school ten years ago but all summer I still think about September coming up. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6372 They're evolving to escape the weather control. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6373 The weatherman clearly didn't forecasted that .. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6374 His bark is worse than his bite. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6375 Isn’t it a lovely day to be caught in the strange? As far as I’m concerned, it’s a lovely day... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6376 I'm starting to think they didn't enjoy my cloud-watching descriptions too much... 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6377 I think they’re kicking in.. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6378 Never knew that the storm has such a muscular personality. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6379 If the dark clouds over our heads have merged, it means we’re a good match for each other. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
6380 Oh. I should have mentioned that I’m married to a mutant cloud being from Jupiter. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6381 Is it stormy storm storms stormily? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6382 Do you think we should seek shelter? Nah, why, just because the clouds look a little mean? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6383 They’re water muscles. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6384 That cloud looks like your dad, angry, fluffy and ready to roll a 7 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6385 Downside , that storm’s a’ threatnin’. Upside, makes me feel like Mick Jagger . 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6386 Uhm ... okay ... so maybe you’re more like the twenty-third woman I have brought to this spot. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6387 Honey, do you think it's going to rain from my cloud tonight? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6388 Just think of all the things we’ll do together ,honey. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6389 You were saying you're angry about climate change? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6390 I thought you said they weren’t checking vaccination cards here 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6391 There was word of sever weather but this is ridicules! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6392 I read that only people who had COVID 19 can see it 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6393 You may see it as a hopeful sign, but the last time I read clouds they flooded the basement. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6394 It has already won my eyes and your face...should we play again? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6395 C'mon you're being too hard on hi 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6396 Do you think your family will appreciate me more after the pandemic?" 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6397 IT WAS ONLY YOU AND I, I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS, I WAS HOVERING ABOVE WITH YOU DANCING IN THE RAIN. BUT NOW, YOU ARE GONE. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6398 They just want to talk about what the last generation did. I think we should talk about the future. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6399 Baguette then? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6400 Instead of a grey cloud, mine is an angry cloud. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6401 Jean-Cloud, we're just good friends... 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6402 That fart you sneaked out earlier is back and he looks PISSED. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6403 I've always been psychic about the weather. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6404 Son, I am so very proud of You: Your FATHER❤-ed the cheeses from his country: Camembert, Buche de chévre, and Munster with crusty baguette! ?? ?? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6405 No, I really don’t see it—but I’ve never been one to personify nature. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6406 I guess someone isn’t down with hot girl summer 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6407 Safety 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6408 I dunno, Jeanne. I have plenty of gratitude in my heart. But all I can see a really angry cloud. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6409 ...You’re just paranoid. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6410 Relax Norbert, this just means that the vaccines are working. Nature is healing, and the vape bros are returning to their natural habitat. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6411 Don’t shoot the messenger. I’m just saying... no one takes 60% of rain seriously 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6412 Perpetual Drift 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
6413 Had to wait an entire month to break up with him, because I wanted to try the dramatic rainy break up look. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6414 That cloud looks like my father 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
6415 Apparently it's a cumulonimby cloud. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
6416 And that's when he said, "Don't hang around boy, choose the ground." 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6417 Just another day in the beautiful city of Paree. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6418 I think he wants us to get a little 'smoochie.' 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6419 Norm's comin." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, C 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6420 But, there’s *always* a silver lining ... 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6421 Cumulus"? "No dear, "Constipated. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6422 I've read, "The skies were angry that day," but I could never picture it before now. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6423 I used to be an indoor person but ever since that pandemic I just don’t care if it rains, just want to be out all the time. How about you? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6424 Did you forget to shut off the engine? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6425 Late Capitalism 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6426 Can we please go back to our tiny apartment now? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6427 Perhaps I am projecting. But I am upset that you forgot the Cristal. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6428 i think you mean liberry 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6429 He's angry because he lost to Mariah. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6430 I have a bad feeling that our relationship is going to get tempestuous soon. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6431 Those are really angry clouds! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6432 Maybe if we just lay back and stared at it a while, we'd see something a little more friendly and a little less like your ex. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6433 Guess the clouds aren't the only thing that are pleasantly intoxicating. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6434 I don't mean to alarm you, but my ex was a meaty urologist. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6435 I told you I heard something about an aggressive storm front...” “Is this still about the Paris Agreement? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6436 The clouds must be after our vegan cheese. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6437 I don't think he is happy that science saved us again.. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6438 I’m sorry. You know you mean everything to me, but I forgot to tell you my toots are deadly. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6439 Oh we promised us forever, but forever came too soon #radioactive 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6440 Weather: "May, I thought I told you NOT to pick Nick!" 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6441 This shower's going to be intense. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6442 I don't think the GOP can de-cloud and avoid tracking anymore... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6443 That cloud looks like my bar bouncer. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6444 The “Hulk Nebula” was not on my bingo card 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6445 That reminds me, we haven't heard from your mother in a long time. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6446 'member when you said you wouldn't run when I told you I had a problem with excessive sweating? About that... 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6447 I think I angered you father! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6448 Sometimes when things aren’t going her way, Mother Nature gets her angry Cousin Cloudio to give it a whirl. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6449 Something wicked this way comes...” she says. “Ok but, can I have a safe word?” He says 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6450 I know you don't like a cloud raining on your parade. But look on the bright side darling, there's three! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6451 Well, I did say I have a gluten and dairy intolerance... 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6452 He's just cross he can't hug us because of the pandemic ... right?" aptio 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6453 I’m going to eat this baguette even though it’s been in direct contact with our dirty picnic blanket, because I’m a disgusting animal. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6454 Gee, I thought Covid-19 was bad, but now even the weather is against us. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6455 What’s this calling trying to tell us now? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6456 Alex Jones cancelled, but I here this guy is even better. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
6457 Do you think he has heard about the new "Little Island" park? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6458 How did Gene Kelly keep the angry clouds from chasing everyone from the place, again? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6459 No, no... I said, 'The WEATHER looks like angry-stormy... Danielle.' 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6460 I can sure use some happy clouds right about now 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6461 I feel a storm coming. Let's head home. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6462 I think it's a 757 Max. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6463 I'm sorry honey but Al Roker said it would be a cloudless day, perfect for a picnic. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6464 Angry crowds are bad enough! Alex Gough 964 Chorro St. San Luis Obispo CA 93401 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6465 The Mount Olympus weather forecast mislead us again. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6466 I understand he is protective but this is a bit much... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6467 As James listened to his wife discuss their lunch plans, he couldn’t shake the feeling he’d left the car idling. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6468 '- We ignored them for too long. Just relax and accept our fate' '- Honey, no politics today, please' 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6469 Apparently we're in the Park of the God's and they want us to leave 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6470 I know you're an orphan, but I still think your family wouldn't approve of me. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6471 I’m feeling an increasing chance of pain. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6472 I actually am very sensitive, and the elements are telling me we cannot elope. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6473 Amazing what these Hollywood special effect guys can do now! 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6474 What was it that the Republicans said about there being no threat to global warming being dangerous? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6475 Are you sure we're not being watched? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6476 Aw, he's just pissed that I'm wearing Drip-Dry . . . 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6477 How could you forget to invite Cloud Egg to this picnic? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6478 do you ever feel like it’s all just getting a bit too nebular? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6479 Hey, It has been always sunny throughout the lockdown 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6480 Suede's waterproof right? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6481 White isn't even that underpowered in magic the gathering. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
6482 I'm only sleeping with you, are you only sleeping with me? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6483 It's OUR date, for crying out cloud! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6484 What... the cloud kind of looks like your husband, but only when he is angry... what ? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6485 These joint therapy sessions are great except for the howling winds when he disagrees. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6486 I do not think there is more space for picnic pictures 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6487 I thought you said these were organic! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6488 'Dumpling, call the Metro general Hospital,I don't think Dormammu like his bargain' 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6489 Hey We just might want To put having sex aside For Now 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6490 Do you really think your father up there is looking after us, Susan? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6491 I wish we were at the Tullieries or in Sagaponack, this weekend instead, honey. Now , eat your croissant and pass me a glass of wine. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6492 Seems relatively less threatening now, doesn’t it? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6493 That's definitely not a cloud nine 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6494 I think You don't love me anymore ! . 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6495 AREEEEEEEE YOU READDDDDYYYY TO (thunder) RUUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLE 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6496 Where do you think Zeus came from? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6497 I'm more a glass-is-half-empty kinda guy. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6498 Darling, I know you thought you were the one. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6499 You Do? I thought he gave us his blessing. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6500 But you said I should start sharing my feelings 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6501 Well the forecast did say 30% chance of pain 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6502 Don’t hate me...but I left my mask at home !! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6503 By the way, remember when I was angry the other day and shouted at Alexa? Well that’s led to for me with The Cloud. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6504 Well, then God said there will be peace. Here is hoping . . . 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
6505 Funny, the forecast didn't call for an apocalypse today. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6506 Penny for your thoughts? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6507 This eyeCloud is too monopolistic for me. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6508 I told you, honey, the forecast called for partly sunny and this town isn't big enough for the both of us 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6509 I need to start working out. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6510 They say the Cumulofurious is the most aggressive of all the clouds. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6511 Do you see faces in those clouds or has my imagination run wild again?You 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6512 So that reminds me...how long was your mother going to be moving in with us? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6513 ''Isn't it juvenile to take off your mask for a while" he said taking off his mask for a breath of fresh air 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6514 I heard were in for patchy fog, not for scrappy clouds of white privilege! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6515 Go and figure, now that we don’t need a face mask we need a rain mask 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6516 You guys are so hot! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6517 I’ve been a widower for just under a year. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
6518 What’s Puff Daddy up to again these days? 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
6519 That's your father? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6520 Funny, I don't remember an angry weather forecast. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6521 oh what do you think that cloud looks like honey?" "Michael this is not the time- 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6522 You lookin at me?!!” Shouldn’t you be staring at a screen of some sort? 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
6523 Smile boo! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6524 I told you... the cloud is very puritanical and doesn’t want your porn! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6525 Atleast our home offices are ready for whatever that is! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
6526 He’s just hacked off: He thinks I’m a cloud-hacker. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6527 I really miss that lucky old sun. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6528 Don't water droplets have mass? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6529 Oh dear, I was worried about this! Just for kicks, I did a The Fly-type experiment with our three kids in one pod and a real ripe fart in the other. Well it went bad, and they’re here now… and they’re out for blood! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6530 I told you not to make faces at the cloud!" 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6531 I'm just seeing Slimer lining. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6532 I think Freshkills wants its garbage back. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
6533 But the forecast still says only 30% POP... 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6534 I see that Trump's new email address comes from the Cloud. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
6535 You asked for May weather. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6536 You told me that your father is a climate control expert 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6537 How the hell did you forget the cheese knife again?! My toes may be razor sharp, but my REEF® sandals, with the build in bottle opener perfect for beach parties in the Hamptons (reference for New Yorkers, like yourself), are covered in Brie now! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6538 That cloud looks allot like our financial advisor. We should hide the brie. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6539 Come in, she said, I'll give you shelter from the storm 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6540 I am not scared of those clouds, I have the sun near me" 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6541 Don’t talk to me or my sons ever again! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6542 Nothing happened! Cloudy judgement, that’s all. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6543 Do you think that cloud is angry at us for not inviting him to our picnic siesta? Or he is only trying to get climate change upon us faster then a lighting? 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6544 All this maskless socializing has really clouded my judgement 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6545 I said I was OK with you bringing a friend, but don’t you think this is a bit much? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6546 People deny global warming, but those clouds look pretty hot to me 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6547 It's like I was telling Julius, my wealth manager: I'm making six fig, sure. But am I in dogecoin? Did I ride the gamestonk rocket? Am I scamming a culture war GoFundMe? I'm making money, but I can't shake the feeling it's not the cool kind of money. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6548 Your toxic waste dump is starting to have an impact on my soul. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6549 Ooh! I can smell the scent of jealousy in the air. Seems as if someone's gonna drip. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6550 I told you not to bring the Limburger. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6551 Do you think this is part of the show? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6552 Strong storms I tell ya! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6553 So they think they will enjoy a wonderful afternoon here by themselves? Who they think they are? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6554 I inherited it from my grandfather, Joe Btfsplk. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6555 You would be angry,too,if you were just a cloud. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6556 The cheese is great but did you remember to bring the crabmeat? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6557 Let's just wait it out. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6558 I used to hate Billy Joel as overly sentimental soft rock but because I’ve been working on tons of 70s music database stuff for months, I started listening. Then I got really into him, like wanted to read the bio or watch the rock doc...there’s NOTHING. Absolutely NOTHING. Wtf? Privacy freak or like did a really bad libel lawsuit go down? It’s really weird. It’s like a black hole 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6559 He’s angry I’m not vaccinated 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6560 I thought you said there'd be a silver lining to this day. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6561 In a Rorschach test kind of way? Because I can go... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6562 This morning was the beautiful Mother Earth, this is the angry. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6563 Do you find wet bodies are titillating ? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6564 Did I mention I started doing CrossFit? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6565 Moody weather it´s real margaret.... 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6566 This climate change is looking pretty nasty. David Coriaty Fishers, IN 317-727-3201 1.0625 0.03708 80 77 1 2
6567 Don't worry about those thunderheads, they are just full of hot air. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6568 You don't need a weatherman to tell you where this wind blows. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6569 Who said Global Warming is at its risk? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6570 This bodes not well. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6571 ‘What could be more romantic than this ,hon?’ 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6572 I have the feeling I forget the AC on! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6573 Mr. Angry Cloud is not real, honey. It can't hurt you 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6574 I didn't know Geodude could fly 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6575 Anger is the third of the 9 stages of cloudage. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
6576 The weather forecast did say that it'll be cloudy with a shade of UFC. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6577 I take climate change personally. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6578 No, I don't think this is June Gloom. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6579 The cloud is grumpy because he is running out of storage space Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6580 I think he's mad you said "No" 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6581 I feel like hugging you! I have the urge to kiss you! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6582 Texans before February 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6583 Those Republican clouds look scary. Robert Jablon / rcjablon@aol.com / 202-669-4820 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6584 Those are the angriest clouds I've ever seen. Should we run home? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6585 Don’t worry it’s not a UFO; just a weather balloon 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6586 I don’t think he looks angry, John 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6587 It's so calm out here. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
6588 Even the sky at Muscle Beach scares me! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6589 They’re back! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6590 Now that we can actually see it, maybe more people will get vaccinated. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6591 How could we wind out the solemn solitude confinement when its the cloudy geodude up there. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6592 I think we might've angered the Cumulus 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6593 They say it's the Chinese. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
6594 This must be what they mean by "angry clouds." 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6595 Quick sticks, finish up this picnic, these clouds look like they have a bone to pick, Nick! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6596 I guess April wasn’t enough for them this year 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6597 Earth, you are so grounded. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6598 I think a storm is coming. I hope it doesn't ruin our picnic. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6599 I don't think is acid rain dear 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6600 ...and they called me a ‘climate denier’. Next thing you know they’ll want to name clouds like hurricanes! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6601 Mr. Cloud wants to give you a hug 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6602 So you've looked at clouds from both sides now. I still think you'd be happier if you stopped worshipping that fire and brimstone God. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6603 Looks like he had a bad day. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6604 Sorry.. I probably shouldn’t have eaten all that cheese. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6605 You can't blur nothing in this natural background feature. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6606 Please tell the the weatherman said it was okay to go out. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6607 If the clouds hate masks so much,why are they always covering the sun? 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
6608 If you use your imagination, you can see lots of things in the cloud formations … Do you see Bernard Welt anywhere?” 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6609 I see that the "three witches of Banquo" have taken the form of the stratus clouds. Are they trying to spoil our "luncheon on the grass?" 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6610 I don’t know, John, it just feels something’s gonna knock me out of love. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6611 I’m really not looking forward to going back to the office.” 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6612 Except now the clouds are like, ‘Menacing?! I’ll show you menacing!’ 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6613 I knew it was only a matter of time. Cloud storage,huh. Can you imagine having all that data shoved up your butt?!!! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6614 Honey, please don’t upset the clouds. 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
6615 Pro choice? 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6616 Honey, you remember that television ad where a little rain cloud followed around that sad little rock, right? Well... 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6617 I’m telling you Covid has nothing to do with climate change 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
6618 This always happens when I forget my umbrella. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6619 Today is the first day of the rest of our life! Honey? 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6620 We've seen clouds from both sides now, but the song seems to have triggered 'cloud-rage', sorry." -- Mark Riggle, Charlottesville, VA, US 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
6621 Well, the weather guy did say, 'Possible angry clouds this afternoon with chances of a few nasty right jabs.' 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6622 Now that we're a thing it's raining angry men. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6623 Pummel the humanity, now the time to exact revenge on: mood of nature 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6624 Oh, dear, it looks like our dark clouds have followed us to the park. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6625 I think it was something in the chicken salad. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6626 better wrap up the brie 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6627 I dont see that! I still says it looks like a bunny! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6628 Without the mask you can really tell he wants to rain. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6629 ...no honey we will not have to mask-up or socially distance for this threat 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6630 Looks like a nasty storm's moving in. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6631 I'd be offended too if the weatherman called for "possible thunder boomers" 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6632 I can tell by your expression, something’s brewing... 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6633 It's one of the rarer conditions out there, called Cloud Bully Syndrome, but it's real, I assure you. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6634 Do you get the feeling that storm clouds are heading into our future? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6635 Why do I get that sneaking suspicion that its NOT angry Birds? 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
6636 See Milly? Even the clouds hate me 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6637 I don't know, but looks more like the last of a box of popcorn to me. 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
6638 I think my ex is behind this. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6639 Things are finally looking up for us. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6640 Angry clouds, let's get inside. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6641 Steven, Cloud management does not take a day off. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6642 And you said .. “we’ll just make sure to bring our reusable bag next time.” 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6643 Even now in the afterlife your dad doesn't like me 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6644 Relaxing, are we? Why aren’t you stressing out about some media hype? I’ll teach you. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6645 In the kerfluffle of having to sign up for an account I think I forgot to actually hit Submit on my entry for last week's cartoon, which was perfect: "Well, it's evident that you've gotten yourself into a really awful pattern." plz accept late hwk! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6646 Do you see Dwayne 'The Cloud' Johnson, as well? Right, Helen? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6647 They are angry -with Global Warming they're not getting as much air time.. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6648 Get with it now. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6649 I can even see it in the sky - this relationship has no silver lining. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6650 Does that cloud look menacing to you? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6651 I still can’t believe you thought WAP meant wash and press 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6652 Geez Louise. When you said, “Storm be damned, we’re going picnicking anyway!” I think someone was listening, and now he’s pissed...!! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6653 What a long, strange pandemic it’s been.. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6654 Where's the closest bathroom? I'm about to piss myself. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6655 Thank god Andrew Yang fixed our city by pumping Nintendo’s Kirby full of steroids and having him make jerk-off motions in the sky. Mayor Yang loves science and math. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6656 Don't you just love angry weather? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6657 Damn, we just got here and are socially distanced, but we have to head home. The clouds look threatening. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6658 Sorry. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6659 Um, I’m not biblical enough to interpret this stuff, but I have some excellent cheese and bread. Unfortunately, I forgot the wine, so we may be doomed. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6660 I think Mr. Cloud wants us closer. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6661 Yes Tina, every cloud might have a silver lining. But I don't see what that has do with me placing shorts on $SLV. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6662 Life is going to be bad Gloom and misery everywhere Stormy weather, stormy weather And I just can get my poor self together Oh, I'm weary all of the time So weary all of the time 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6663 OMG! He brought you cheese from flatulence-producing cows! He was lying when he told you he was “true green” on that dating website. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6664 Mother Nature: Umm, remember that crazy ex I was mentioning. Well, Don't look now but... 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6665 No,this isn’t just Pareidolia. I think we should...RUN! 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6666 Everyone wanted the rats out of the park. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6667 Can’t decide what’s more spooky, She or the Climate! 1.0267 0.01873 75 73 2 0
6668 Someone fed that Geodude way too many raspberries! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6669 Ooh, a storm is threatening My very life today If I don't get some shelter Ooh yeah I'm gonna fade away. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6670 Losing out on Vitamin D? More like losing out on harmful UV rays all cause I'm here. These ungrateful humans act like it doesn't come in a pill. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
6671 I guess they don't like daffodils. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0