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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-05-30T22:05:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-06-13T22:09:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-06-07T22:09:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 14, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6672 |
Number of responses | 742808 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I thought partly cloudy with a chance of rage was a typo | 1.8288 | 0.01158 | 4773 | 2006 | 1578 | 1189 |
1 | Well it looks like my mother found out that you’re not Jewish. | 1.8226 | 0.01216 | 4482 | 1954 | 1369 | 1159 |
2 | They banned him from Twitter, but he’s still in the Cloud. | 1.8118 | 0.01206 | 4457 | 1943 | 1410 | 1104 |
3 | That reminds me. Your mother called. | 1.8029 | 0.01201 | 4424 | 1933 | 1430 | 1061 |
4 | A bunny. Seriously. You see a bunny. | 1.8004 | 0.01406 | 3286 | 1460 | 1022 | 804 |
5 | What do I think? I think we should stop asking the universe for a sign. | 1.7816 | 0.01312 | 3512 | 1528 | 1223 | 761 |
6 | He was banned from Facebook and Twitter, so he's trying the Cloud. | 1.7725 | 0.01437 | 3117 | 1438 | 950 | 729 |
7 | What the hell did you upload to the cloud?! | 1.7680 | 0.01158 | 4656 | 2118 | 1500 | 1038 |
8 | The forecast did say the weather would turn ugly. | 1.7671 | 0.01244 | 3589 | 1511 | 1403 | 675 |
9 | He hates when someone steals his thunder. | 1.7653 | 0.01209 | 4061 | 1794 | 1426 | 841 |
10 | Don’t worry, it’s just a front. | 1.7635 | 0.01250 | 3767 | 1660 | 1338 | 769 |
11 | It's just a temperature tantrum. It'll blow over. | 1.7631 | 0.01187 | 4195 | 1855 | 1479 | 861 |
12 | I guess they weren’t kidding when they said the weather might turn nasty | 1.7597 | 0.01170 | 4161 | 1804 | 1553 | 804 |
13 | The forecast did call for threatening skies. | 1.7595 | 0.01324 | 3164 | 1349 | 1227 | 588 |
14 | He looks cirrius! | 1.7533 | 0.01605 | 2400 | 1111 | 770 | 519 |
15 | Is it just me or is climate change starting to feel more personal? | 1.7502 | 0.01494 | 2570 | 1138 | 936 | 496 |
16 | Don't ask me. I really don't know clouds at all. | 1.7452 | 0.01464 | 2920 | 1380 | 904 | 636 |
17 | I finally get a date with you and it turns out to be Judgment Day. | 1.7450 | 0.01409 | 3082 | 1436 | 996 | 650 |
18 | Clouds used to look like animals… now they look like any Republican in office. | 1.7443 | 0.01305 | 3758 | 1806 | 1107 | 845 |
19 | I see your father learned how to access the cloud. | 1.7428 | 0.01692 | 2138 | 1000 | 688 | 450 |
20 | Shakespeare in the Park, you said. An immersive production of The Tempest, you said. | 1.7370 | 0.01426 | 2852 | 1300 | 1002 | 550 |
21 | Really Jennifer, everything reminds you of your ex. | 1.7358 | 0.01463 | 2756 | 1273 | 938 | 545 |
22 | I'm getting the distinct impression that the climate wants US to change. | 1.7305 | 0.01439 | 2801 | 1291 | 974 | 536 |
23 | I wonder what precipitated that. | 1.7281 | 0.01492 | 2619 | 1216 | 899 | 504 |
24 | It’s my fault. I promised if he went away he could come again another day. | 1.7279 | 0.01504 | 2668 | 1267 | 860 | 541 |
25 | He’s been mad ever since I stole his thunder | 1.7225 | 0.01547 | 2407 | 1120 | 835 | 452 |
26 | The weather’s not bad, it’s just misunderstood. | 1.7180 | 0.01631 | 2227 | 1062 | 731 | 434 |
27 | Nimbus?! You can't be cirrus. | 1.7167 | 0.01689 | 2160 | 1058 | 656 | 446 |
28 | it's an affront coming in. | 1.7152 | 0.01727 | 2061 | 1010 | 628 | 423 |
29 | Don't worry - it's just a front. | 1.7145 | 0.01655 | 2007 | 920 | 740 | 347 |
30 | Don't be fooled by the angry face. It's just a front. | 1.7135 | 0.01677 | 2042 | 962 | 703 | 377 |
31 | That reminds me. How’s your mother doing? | 1.7104 | 0.01773 | 1913 | 932 | 603 | 378 |
32 | Let's be like the Republicans and just pretend it isn't happening. | 1.7102 | 0.02193 | 1301 | 650 | 378 | 273 |
33 | Sweetheart, did you know you can store anger and resentment in the cloud now? | 1.7088 | 0.01794 | 1885 | 926 | 582 | 377 |
34 | This reminds me, your dad called. | 1.7031 | 0.01821 | 1718 | 820 | 588 | 310 |
35 | I'm not seeing the silver lining in this one. | 1.7013 | 0.02316 | 1011 | 470 | 373 | 168 |
36 | you know, I really don’t know clouds at all. | 1.6972 | 0.01944 | 1552 | 761 | 500 | 291 |
37 | I may have put the wrong mushrooms in our Sandwich.. | 1.6961 | 0.02305 | 1145 | 575 | 343 | 227 |
38 | Well, the weather report did say the skies were threatening. | 1.6938 | 0.01942 | 1463 | 696 | 519 | 248 |
39 | Uh-oh, looks like Trump has found a new cloud-based social platform. | 1.6930 | 0.02051 | 1482 | 759 | 419 | 304 |
40 | That's just a front | 1.6928 | 0.01964 | 1468 | 710 | 499 | 259 |
41 | Oh, that reminds me. When are we going to tell your mother we're engaged? | 1.6907 | 0.02371 | 1028 | 505 | 336 | 187 |
42 | It's an illusion, Joni! You really don't know clouds at all, do you? | 1.6906 | 0.02099 | 1406 | 720 | 401 | 285 |
43 | I’ve had worse signs on a first date… | 1.6898 | 0.02018 | 1338 | 636 | 481 | 221 |
44 | Wait until he claps. | 1.6898 | 0.01957 | 1399 | 659 | 515 | 225 |
45 | I think you should tell me what you see first. | 1.6884 | 0.02014 | 1367 | 658 | 477 | 232 |
46 | So your ex, Zeus... Was that a nickname? | 1.6874 | 0.02107 | 1337 | 671 | 413 | 253 |
47 | Even though he's not our President anymore, I keep seeing his face everywhere. | 1.6854 | 0.02143 | 1284 | 644 | 400 | 240 |
48 | They did predict threatening weather. | 1.6843 | 0.02087 | 1248 | 598 | 446 | 204 |
49 | That's the difference between us, Irma. You see a dark cloud looming overhead, while I see the possibility of being put out of my misery. | 1.6833 | 0.02186 | 1263 | 644 | 375 | 244 |
50 | And to think that just a couple minutes ago it looked like a bunny. | 1.6829 | 0.02130 | 1255 | 619 | 415 | 221 |
51 | The forecast looks grim | 1.6793 | 0.02071 | 1188 | 554 | 461 | 173 |
52 | Every night I write down all my negative thoughts and upload them to the cloud so I can sleep better. Why do you ask?” | 1.6787 | 0.02180 | 1189 | 588 | 395 | 206 |
53 | I thought he was in Mar-a-Lago. | 1.6778 | 0.02300 | 1142 | 588 | 334 | 220 |
54 | So much for the friendly skies | 1.6761 | 0.02176 | 1127 | 542 | 408 | 177 |
55 | I see Rudy Giuliani. | 1.6739 | 0.02295 | 1101 | 557 | 346 | 198 |
56 | Remember when they all looked like bunny rabbits and puppy dogs? | 1.6739 | 0.02194 | 1107 | 534 | 400 | 173 |
57 | Really? I see a puppy. | 1.6737 | 0.02319 | 1085 | 551 | 337 | 197 |
58 | Oh, for crying out loud. Just when they said small, outdoor gatherings are safe, someone has gone and uploaded the GOP to the cloud. | 1.6735 | 0.02384 | 1081 | 566 | 302 | 213 |
59 | The forecast didn’t say anything about angry recrimination, only a chance of silent disappointment with passing waves of resentment. | 1.6726 | 0.02318 | 1069 | 539 | 341 | 189 |
60 | Cirrusly? | 1.6719 | 0.02320 | 1079 | 548 | 337 | 194 |
61 | Reminds me, we're invited to my mother's house for dinner. | 1.6706 | 0.02373 | 1020 | 516 | 324 | 180 |
62 | Don't worry. It's a front | 1.6702 | 0.02323 | 1025 | 508 | 347 | 170 |
63 | We've got to be more careful about what we upload to the cloud. | 1.6676 | 0.02297 | 1020 | 500 | 359 | 161 |
64 | Looks like someone needs his climate changed | 1.6649 | 0.02553 | 928 | 488 | 263 | 177 |
65 | Climate change is really getting ugly. | 1.6619 | 0.02440 | 902 | 446 | 315 | 141 |
66 | We’ve done climate change denial and guilt, next is anger. | 1.6577 | 0.02504 | 897 | 458 | 288 | 151 |
67 | ... altocumulus, stratus and, uh-oh, these ones look cirrius. | 1.6577 | 0.02513 | 891 | 455 | 286 | 150 |
68 | I think the weather’s turning on us. | 1.6575 | 0.02377 | 876 | 418 | 340 | 118 |
69 | Well, the forecast was for threatening weather. | 1.6546 | 0.02520 | 857 | 432 | 289 | 136 |
70 | Is that what they mean by 'threat of rain'? | 1.6537 | 0.02528 | 849 | 428 | 287 | 134 |
71 | Please tell me you see it too. | 1.6519 | 0.02534 | 833 | 418 | 287 | 128 |
72 | You know that piece I wrote debunking "Climate Change"? Maybe I shouldn't have uploaded it to the cloud.... | 1.6509 | 0.02652 | 822 | 431 | 247 | 144 |
73 | I don't think there is a silver lining in this one. | 1.6503 | 0.02597 | 815 | 416 | 268 | 131 |
74 | It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the hostility | 1.6473 | 0.02685 | 791 | 414 | 242 | 135 |
75 | Not to worry, the weather report said to expect only a threat of rain. | 1.6465 | 0.02534 | 775 | 378 | 293 | 104 |
76 | Did you exceed the storage limit? | 1.6459 | 0.02730 | 771 | 406 | 232 | 133 |
77 | Honey, where did you get the mushrooms for our salad? | 1.6454 | 0.02760 | 767 | 408 | 223 | 136 |
78 | Did you steal his thunder too? | 1.6436 | 0.02730 | 738 | 381 | 239 | 118 |
79 | So, what did you put in those brownies? | 1.6434 | 0.02700 | 732 | 372 | 249 | 111 |
80 | I think he's cirrius. | 1.6433 | 0.02899 | 712 | 385 | 196 | 131 |
81 | It's getting cloudy with a chance of apocalypse | 1.6399 | 0.02760 | 686 | 347 | 239 | 100 |
82 | Oh great. Now we have to worry about Mad Clouds disease. | 1.6398 | 0.02851 | 719 | 386 | 206 | 127 |
83 | I'm sensing an air of hostility. | 1.6395 | 0.02726 | 724 | 372 | 241 | 111 |
84 | That reminds me. Have you told your dad that we’re moving in together? | 1.6393 | 0.02682 | 732 | 372 | 252 | 108 |
85 | Apparently, climate change is getting more serious. | 1.6392 | 0.02753 | 715 | 369 | 235 | 111 |
86 | Let’s wait and see if he’s voiced by James Earl Jones | 1.6388 | 0.02943 | 623 | 321 | 206 | 96 |
87 | I really need you to update your iCloud payment information, these reminders are starting to get aggressive. | 1.6377 | 0.02826 | 701 | 369 | 217 | 115 |
88 | I think this may be an exception to the silver lining rule | 1.6356 | 0.02802 | 686 | 355 | 226 | 105 |
89 | The forecast didn't say belligerent, it said inclement. | 1.6353 | 0.02671 | 691 | 342 | 259 | 90 |
90 | As a kid, I always saw bunnies and elephants. Now its always my disappointed father. | 1.6350 | 0.03018 | 663 | 365 | 175 | 123 |
91 | Now that is a severe thunderstorm warning.... | 1.6348 | 0.02707 | 679 | 338 | 251 | 90 |
92 | Now those are threatening clouds! | 1.6335 | 0.02903 | 663 | 351 | 204 | 108 |
93 | It's Trump's new social media platform. | 1.6321 | 0.03088 | 647 | 362 | 161 | 124 |
94 | Dear…what did you save to the Cloud? | 1.6319 | 0.02861 | 671 | 353 | 212 | 106 |
95 | They weren't kidding about threatening weather... | 1.6318 | 0.02802 | 660 | 337 | 229 | 94 |
96 | Scary? No. I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now. | 1.6302 | 0.02947 | 649 | 347 | 195 | 107 |
97 | Yeah, whatever. It can’t be worse than 2020. | 1.6274 | 0.02845 | 628 | 320 | 222 | 86 |
98 | What was in that brownie? | 1.6272 | 0.02936 | 625 | 328 | 202 | 95 |
99 | 'He's deadly Cirrus' | 1.6262 | 0.03058 | 618 | 337 | 175 | 106 |
100 | I guess even unlimited cloud storage has a limit. | 1.6258 | 0.02929 | 620 | 324 | 204 | 92 |
101 | It may be time to rethink my climate change denial. | 1.6254 | 0.02939 | 622 | 327 | 201 | 94 |
102 | I know you don't like small talk but... what do you think of the weather? | 1.6250 | 0.02935 | 616 | 322 | 203 | 91 |
103 | Well, they banned him from Twitter and Facebook, so... | 1.6231 | 0.03069 | 605 | 329 | 175 | 101 |
104 | Looks like the weather might be turning on us | 1.6231 | 0.02943 | 597 | 309 | 204 | 84 |
105 | I see my boss when I tell him I want to keep working from home. What do you see? | 1.6220 | 0.02961 | 590 | 306 | 201 | 83 |
106 | It looks like the weather is about to turn ugly. | 1.6218 | 0.02903 | 595 | 304 | 212 | 79 |
107 | Your father, Art, in heaven? | 1.6214 | 0.03111 | 597 | 328 | 167 | 102 |
108 | When you said you were bringing me to the tempest in the park I thought you meant Shakespeare | 1.6189 | 0.03075 | 572 | 305 | 180 | 87 |
109 | Is it just me or does the weather look threatening to you too? | 1.6182 | 0.03030 | 571 | 300 | 189 | 82 |
110 | It looks like a rain of terror . | 1.6177 | 0.03055 | 565 | 298 | 185 | 82 |
111 | The forecast was for threatening clouds. | 1.6166 | 0.03102 | 566 | 304 | 175 | 87 |
112 | He still thinks he won the election. | 1.6162 | 0.03282 | 555 | 313 | 142 | 100 |
113 | Here comes the winter of our discontent | 1.6162 | 0.03141 | 555 | 299 | 170 | 86 |
114 | Oh,and your mother called yesterday. | 1.6159 | 0.03102 | 552 | 293 | 178 | 81 |
115 | Nature abhors a picnic. | 1.6147 | 0.03155 | 545 | 293 | 169 | 83 |
116 | Don't worry, He really did lose the election, you know. | 1.6125 | 0.03265 | 542 | 302 | 148 | 92 |
117 | You were right, magic mushrooms and a Central Park picnic- not my best idea | 1.6119 | 0.03019 | 536 | 275 | 194 | 67 |
118 | The weather report did mention the possibility of threatening thunderstorms. | 1.6119 | 0.03039 | 523 | 267 | 192 | 64 |
119 | Okay fine, I'm ready to admit climate change is probably real. | 1.6099 | 0.03216 | 523 | 283 | 161 | 79 |
120 | So that’s what they mean by a threat of a thunderstorm. | 1.6092 | 0.03070 | 522 | 270 | 186 | 66 |
121 | Looks like we may have reached our limit on free storage” | 1.6089 | 0.03271 | 519 | 285 | 152 | 82 |
122 | That's a newly designated cloud type; Trumpus! It's usually formed when a lot of hot air and global warming denial clash. The smaller clouds are called Trumpus Juniourus idioti! | 1.6082 | 0.03448 | 513 | 296 | 122 | 95 |
123 | Don't worry about rain, the weatherman said it was just threatening. | 1.6081 | 0.03148 | 518 | 274 | 173 | 71 |
124 | They did say storm clouds would be threatening. | 1.6078 | 0.03127 | 515 | 270 | 177 | 68 |
125 | It said cloudy with high temper... I thought it was just a typo! | 1.6075 | 0.03225 | 507 | 272 | 162 | 73 |
126 | Oh dear. Looks like Trump's in the cloud now. | 1.6074 | 0.03307 | 512 | 283 | 147 | 82 |
127 | I see angry and you see constipated. | 1.6070 | 0.03297 | 514 | 284 | 148 | 82 |
128 | Now that one looks like a candidate who can't accept that he lost the election. | 1.6067 | 0.03431 | 506 | 289 | 127 | 90 |
129 | I bet there's no silver lining in that one. | 1.6064 | 0.03318 | 503 | 277 | 147 | 79 |
130 | I thought Trump was in Florida. | 1.6060 | 0.03417 | 500 | 283 | 131 | 86 |
131 | Scientifically it's known as Cumulobadass | 1.6055 | 0.03345 | 507 | 283 | 141 | 83 |
132 | Well, the weather called for "threatening clouds" today... | 1.6052 | 0.03193 | 504 | 268 | 167 | 69 |
133 | Have you noticed how angry the world has become since Trump? | 1.6037 | 0.03341 | 492 | 271 | 145 | 76 |
134 | Don’t blame me. The forecast said threatening, not menacing. | 1.6008 | 0.03141 | 486 | 252 | 176 | 58 |
135 | I think it’s threatening to reign. | 1.5992 | 0.03324 | 479 | 261 | 149 | 69 |
136 | I distinctly heard it say, “Let’s get ready to rumble”. | 1.5991 | 0.03311 | 469 | 252 | 153 | 64 |
137 | Climate change is becoming increasingly personal. | 1.5983 | 0.03291 | 478 | 258 | 154 | 66 |
138 | Don't take it personally - he's just passing a hail stone. | 1.5978 | 0.03403 | 465 | 256 | 140 | 69 |
139 | I have a feeling it won't be cats and dogs this time. | 1.5965 | 0.03169 | 461 | 237 | 173 | 51 |
140 | Beth, I don't want to sound like an alarmist, but it looks as if this could be cirrus. | 1.5965 | 0.03284 | 456 | 241 | 158 | 57 |
141 | Apparently, my Twitter rant about the weather ended up in the cloud. | 1.5958 | 0.03347 | 480 | 265 | 144 | 71 |
142 | They can't be cirrus. | 1.5956 | 0.03448 | 455 | 252 | 135 | 68 |
143 | The heavens really should stop watching Fox News | 1.5952 | 0.03492 | 457 | 257 | 128 | 72 |
144 | Look, it's either this, or we have to go back home to the kids. | 1.5947 | 0.03527 | 449 | 253 | 125 | 71 |
145 | Looks like cloudy with a chance of vengeance. | 1.5937 | 0.03297 | 443 | 233 | 157 | 53 |
146 | I miss when the clouds looked like a dog | 1.5937 | 0.03449 | 443 | 243 | 137 | 63 |
147 | Really? I just see a rabbit. | 1.5929 | 0.03248 | 452 | 237 | 162 | 53 |
148 | Sorry. I meant it looked like your Mother in a good way. | 1.5923 | 0.03560 | 444 | 252 | 121 | 71 |
149 | Isn’t your husband a meteorologist? | 1.5920 | 0.03453 | 473 | 269 | 128 | 76 |
150 | I get the feeling he’s ready to rumble. | 1.5899 | 0.03382 | 434 | 233 | 146 | 55 |
151 | Are you sure we took a micro dose? | 1.5894 | 0.03494 | 436 | 242 | 131 | 63 |
152 | Remember when stayng inside seemed scary? | 1.5892 | 0.03479 | 426 | 233 | 135 | 58 |
153 | And I was worried about the ants! | 1.5877 | 0.03424 | 422 | 227 | 142 | 53 |
154 | I think it's time we stopped seeing Trump everywhere | 1.5872 | 0.03628 | 436 | 252 | 112 | 72 |
155 | Global warming is getting more and more threatening... | 1.5865 | 0.03544 | 416 | 230 | 128 | 58 |
156 | I think he’s under a lot of pressure. | 1.5855 | 0.03469 | 415 | 225 | 137 | 53 |
157 | Cloudy with a chance of Armageddon”. Why do you ask | 1.5827 | 0.03604 | 405 | 226 | 122 | 57 |
158 | I think we’ve gone past climate change and are now experiencing climate rage. | 1.5822 | 0.03385 | 450 | 249 | 140 | 61 |
159 | They said he’s holed up at Mar-a-Lago but it feels like he’s still hanging over us... | 1.5819 | 0.03695 | 397 | 225 | 113 | 59 |
160 | I am not sure if it is safe to store our passwords in the Cloud anymore. | 1.5777 | 0.03577 | 386 | 211 | 127 | 48 |
161 | Well, they did say threat of nasty weather. | 1.5766 | 0.03604 | 385 | 212 | 124 | 49 |
162 | They warned us about the effects of global warming but, they forgot about global rage. | 1.5759 | 0.03810 | 382 | 221 | 102 | 59 |
163 | Well, they won't let him on social media anymore. | 1.5751 | 0.03639 | 393 | 221 | 118 | 54 |
164 | Does the weather look threatening to you? | 1.5743 | 0.03394 | 397 | 211 | 144 | 42 |
165 | It's the raining heavyweight champion. | 1.5734 | 0.03810 | 368 | 210 | 105 | 53 |
166 | Whatever you do,do not make eye contact . | 1.5734 | 0.03651 | 368 | 202 | 121 | 45 |
167 | He’s no longer President and yet he still seems to be everywhere | 1.5722 | 0.03759 | 367 | 207 | 110 | 50 |
168 | When you said your Ex had his head in the clouds, I didn't know you meant literally. | 1.5718 | 0.03599 | 404 | 229 | 119 | 56 |
169 | Uh-oh. I get the feeling this will be no picnic. | 1.5711 | 0.03526 | 380 | 206 | 131 | 43 |
170 | I told you we should stop uploading so much data to the cloud. He was bound to snap at some point... | 1.5710 | 0.03788 | 366 | 208 | 107 | 51 |
171 | And I was worried about ants … | 1.5707 | 0.03552 | 382 | 209 | 128 | 45 |
172 | How come you ALWAYS see a bunny? | 1.5698 | 0.03894 | 358 | 207 | 98 | 53 |
173 | I must have exceeded my cloud upload limit. | 1.5690 | 0.03711 | 355 | 196 | 116 | 43 |
174 | Is it just me or does that cloud look like your father? | 1.5686 | 0.03674 | 357 | 196 | 119 | 42 |
175 | Threatening? They look downright homicidal. | 1.5686 | 0.03922 | 350 | 202 | 97 | 51 |
176 | The forecast called for “threatening skies”, but I just thought it was more “fake news”. | 1.5683 | 0.03769 | 366 | 208 | 108 | 50 |
177 | Looks pretty cirrus. | 1.5682 | 0.03743 | 359 | 201 | 112 | 46 |
178 | So I should probably tell you about my ex, Zeus. | 1.5671 | 0.03738 | 365 | 206 | 111 | 48 |
179 | How 'bout we go somewhere with a friendlier atmosphere? | 1.5670 | 0.03787 | 351 | 197 | 109 | 45 |
180 | Just when we thought it was safe to go outside! | 1.5670 | 0.03872 | 351 | 201 | 101 | 49 |
181 | So does 'What the hell' mean you'll marry me or not? | 1.5667 | 0.03611 | 390 | 220 | 119 | 51 |
182 | Are you sure we are back in the Paris Climate Agreement? | 1.5659 | 0.03746 | 364 | 206 | 110 | 48 |
183 | They follow me everywhere. I hope that's not a problem for you. | 1.5655 | 0.03639 | 359 | 197 | 121 | 41 |
184 | You’ve really got to look at clouds from both sides now. | 1.5641 | 0.03915 | 351 | 204 | 96 | 51 |
185 | Besides ruining our picnic, he has all of our financial data and wants a ransom. | 1.5640 | 0.03955 | 344 | 200 | 94 | 50 |
186 | If you stored that much useless information wouldn’t you be mad too?! | 1.5637 | 0.03748 | 369 | 211 | 108 | 50 |
187 | The forecast said the weather could turn threatening. | 1.5636 | 0.03873 | 346 | 198 | 101 | 47 |
188 | It's just a front he puts on. | 1.5635 | 0.03639 | 362 | 200 | 120 | 42 |
189 | I told you the weather forecaster predicted threatening clouds. | 1.5635 | 0.03524 | 378 | 207 | 129 | 42 |
190 | Ignore them. They are disgruntled, low level clouds. | 1.5632 | 0.03726 | 348 | 193 | 114 | 41 |
191 | Let's go. I think the weather is about to turn nasty. | 1.5625 | 0.03894 | 336 | 191 | 101 | 44 |
192 | Now do you believe in climate change? | 1.5621 | 0.03635 | 354 | 194 | 121 | 39 |
193 | Didn't you say your ex was a weatherman. | 1.5616 | 0.03875 | 333 | 188 | 103 | 42 |
194 | Really? I see determination and resolve. | 1.5593 | 0.03935 | 329 | 188 | 98 | 43 |
195 | I don’t mind that the sun is blocked but who needs the attitude. | 1.5592 | 0.03777 | 363 | 209 | 105 | 49 |
196 | The forecast called for mild resentment, not rage. | 1.5587 | 0.03829 | 349 | 200 | 103 | 46 |
197 | The weather looks a little threatening today. | 1.5541 | 0.03849 | 314 | 174 | 106 | 34 |
198 | How many ‘storms of the century’ can one century have? | 1.5538 | 0.03985 | 316 | 181 | 95 | 40 |
199 | “It’s life’s illusion, I recall.” | 1.5516 | 0.04018 | 310 | 178 | 93 | 39 |
200 | Remember when I told you my ex-wife has powerful friends? | 1.5513 | 0.03947 | 312 | 177 | 98 | 37 |
201 | He’s been under a lot of low pressure lately | 1.5502 | 0.03892 | 329 | 189 | 99 | 41 |
202 | The forecast calls for vengeance, with a chance of calamity. | 1.5497 | 0.04231 | 302 | 180 | 78 | 44 |
203 | Well he has been under a lot of Barometric Pressure. | 1.5493 | 0.03971 | 304 | 172 | 97 | 35 |
204 | They must have gotten blown over from a red state. | 1.5486 | 0.04082 | 319 | 189 | 85 | 45 |
205 | I can handle threatening clouds. What I can’t except is bullying clouds. | 1.5484 | 0.03967 | 310 | 177 | 96 | 37 |
206 | It's cloud illusions I recall. I really don't know clouds at all. | 1.5483 | 0.03808 | 352 | 205 | 101 | 46 |
207 | "I didn't think you were referring to umbrellas when you asked me to bring protection. | 1.5481 | 0.04127 | 312 | 185 | 83 | 44 |
208 | ‘He’s ready to rumble.’ | 1.5467 | 0.04067 | 300 | 173 | 90 | 37 |
209 | I wouldn’t hold your breath for silver lining. | 1.5461 | 0.03972 | 304 | 173 | 96 | 35 |
210 | We have a cirrus problem here. | 1.5442 | 0.04349 | 294 | 179 | 70 | 45 |
211 | The weather is starting to look ugly! | 1.5440 | 0.03944 | 307 | 175 | 97 | 35 |
212 | I think it's called a cumulonemesis. | 1.5437 | 0.04210 | 309 | 187 | 76 | 46 |
213 | I’ve seen worst signs on a first date | 1.5436 | 0.04206 | 287 | 168 | 82 | 37 |
214 | Do those clouds look threatening to you? | 1.5396 | 0.04126 | 278 | 159 | 88 | 31 |
215 | I told you not to store that in the cloud. | 1.5393 | 0.04135 | 280 | 161 | 87 | 32 |
216 | Yes I am a senior oil company executive. How did you know? | 1.5387 | 0.04317 | 297 | 182 | 70 | 45 |
217 | Can YOU see a silver lining? | 1.5382 | 0.04005 | 301 | 174 | 92 | 35 |
218 | Interesting. You see The Thing, but I see your mom. | 1.5372 | 0.04248 | 296 | 179 | 75 | 42 |
219 | Jesus, Sheila, I never knew you had such a dark side. To me it looks like a Labrador puppy chasing a butterfly. | 1.5353 | 0.04061 | 269 | 151 | 92 | 26 |
220 | This climate change business is getting personal. | 1.5329 | 0.03859 | 289 | 161 | 102 | 26 |
221 | Really? To me it looks like your mother. | 1.5329 | 0.04384 | 289 | 179 | 66 | 44 |
222 | You're right. A minute ago it just looked like it wanted a hug. | 1.5326 | 0.04021 | 291 | 168 | 91 | 32 |
223 | This is weather, not climate...right? | 1.5316 | 0.04097 | 269 | 153 | 89 | 27 |
224 | MY dad? It looks more like YOUR dad! | 1.5314 | 0.04335 | 271 | 162 | 74 | 35 |
225 | Maybe the “proud climate denier” t-shirt wasn’t such a great idea. | 1.5314 | 0.04366 | 271 | 163 | 72 | 36 |
226 | Rudy Giuliani seems to hang over the city like a dark cloud. | 1.5308 | 0.04376 | 292 | 182 | 65 | 45 |
227 | Should we be worried,or is it just a front? | 1.5296 | 0.04063 | 287 | 167 | 88 | 32 |
228 | Maybe we should go. The skies look threatening. | 1.5290 | 0.03947 | 310 | 182 | 92 | 36 |
229 | If you squint this way, it looks more like he's looking at the couple next to us. | 1.5281 | 0.04120 | 267 | 153 | 87 | 27 |
230 | ‘They said it was going to be cloudy with a chance of rage’ | 1.5277 | 0.04304 | 271 | 162 | 75 | 34 |
231 | Sometimes the silver lining is more of an angry gray | 1.5273 | 0.04320 | 256 | 150 | 77 | 29 |
232 | It’s mostly water weight. | 1.5255 | 0.04297 | 255 | 149 | 78 | 28 |
233 | Cumulus, Cirrus, Nimbus - looks more like a Threatenus." | 1.5250 | 0.04108 | 280 | 164 | 85 | 31 |
234 | All I see is your ex-husband. | 1.5243 | 0.04353 | 267 | 161 | 72 | 34 |
235 | A heads up about the jealous ex would have been nice, Hera. | 1.5238 | 0.04298 | 252 | 147 | 78 | 27 |
236 | Talk about a threatening forecast…. | 1.5236 | 0.04226 | 275 | 164 | 78 | 33 |
237 | As a Republican I refuse to believe it. | 1.5234 | 0.04562 | 256 | 158 | 62 | 36 |
238 | And where is Joni Mitchell when we really need her? | 1.5223 | 0.04324 | 247 | 144 | 77 | 26 |
239 | Things just haven't been the same since my Rorschach test. | 1.5219 | 0.04421 | 251 | 150 | 71 | 30 |
240 | I’m not sensing a silver lining. | 1.5219 | 0.04384 | 251 | 149 | 73 | 29 |
241 | Reminds me of when I first met your father. | 1.5212 | 0.04353 | 259 | 155 | 73 | 31 |
242 | You really don't see it? | 1.5207 | 0.04506 | 242 | 145 | 68 | 29 |
243 | Maybe we should leave. The skies look threatening. | 1.5205 | 0.04402 | 244 | 144 | 73 | 27 |
244 | It's sunny with a chance of doom. | 1.5176 | 0.04440 | 255 | 155 | 68 | 32 |
245 | Climate change is getting really scary. | 1.5175 | 0.04379 | 257 | 155 | 71 | 31 |
246 | Remember in pre-covid days, how they all looked like kittens, and puppies? | 1.5169 | 0.04592 | 236 | 143 | 64 | 29 |
247 | You just HAD to say how nice the weather was. | 1.5167 | 0.04496 | 240 | 144 | 68 | 28 |
248 | Oh, didn’t you hear? Cumulus was voted Best Cloud” by the Meteorologist’s Academy. Cumulonimbus says the election was rigged and is threatening to rain all Summer. | 1.5167 | 0.04832 | 240 | 153 | 50 | 37 |
249 | So this Zeus guy you dated. Any chance he was Zeus, the god of thunder and lighting?" | 1.5165 | 0.04619 | 242 | 149 | 61 | 32 |
250 | Looks like someone's having a bit of a tempest tantrum. | 1.5157 | 0.04383 | 254 | 153 | 71 | 30 |
251 | After all this time in quarantine, it's hard not to take bad weather personally. | 1.5149 | 0.04179 | 268 | 159 | 80 | 29 |
252 | I wish you hadn’t yelled, “Is that all you’ve got?!” | 1.5139 | 0.04200 | 251 | 146 | 81 | 24 |
253 | Yeah, maybe we should've had the special cookies at home | 1.5130 | 0.04722 | 230 | 142 | 58 | 30 |
254 | Happy little clouds, my foot, Bob Ross | 1.5129 | 0.04488 | 232 | 138 | 69 | 25 |
255 | : "Told you he'd run again." | 1.5129 | 0.04692 | 232 | 143 | 59 | 30 |
256 | looks more like climate revenge to me | 1.5124 | 0.04430 | 242 | 145 | 70 | 27 |
257 | You know what? I think I do believe in climate change. | 1.5104 | 0.04365 | 241 | 143 | 73 | 25 |
258 | Partly sunny with a chance of glowers. | 1.5089 | 0.04649 | 224 | 136 | 62 | 26 |
259 | You don't believe in Global Warming? | 1.5088 | 0.04576 | 226 | 136 | 65 | 25 |
260 | Al Roker said 'perilously cloudy.' I thought he was just trying to be funny. | 1.5085 | 0.04293 | 234 | 136 | 77 | 21 |
261 | Bad time for a proposal? | 1.5081 | 0.04120 | 248 | 143 | 84 | 21 |
262 | Leave the baguette. Take the brie. | 1.5080 | 0.04613 | 250 | 158 | 57 | 35 |
263 | I see a heart with an arrow through it. What do you see? | 1.5072 | 0.04186 | 276 | 168 | 76 | 32 |
264 | Here comes 2022. | 1.5068 | 0.04548 | 219 | 130 | 67 | 22 |
265 | I just can't look at them from both sides now. | 1.5063 | 0.04694 | 237 | 149 | 56 | 32 |
266 | In hindsight, we’ll be able to say we saw this coming | 1.5021 | 0.04447 | 235 | 142 | 68 | 25 |
267 | My captions are outstanding, and the New Yorker never picks them. | 1.5000 | 0.05167 | 216 | 143 | 38 | 35 |
268 | Honestly I wish he would just rain. It’s the threat that stresses me out. | 1.5000 | 0.04655 | 218 | 133 | 61 | 24 |
269 | Sorry, I still just see a butterfly. | 1.4978 | 0.04305 | 223 | 130 | 75 | 18 |
270 | I know you don’t believe in reincarnation but if it’s Larry we’re screwed | 1.4976 | 0.04656 | 209 | 126 | 62 | 21 |
271 | Are your earrings metallic? | 1.4976 | 0.05119 | 207 | 134 | 43 | 30 |
272 | I heard about these serious clouds on Science Friday. | 1.4959 | 0.04469 | 242 | 150 | 64 | 28 |
273 | I don't know... it doesn't look that cirrus to me. | 1.4957 | 0.04378 | 234 | 141 | 70 | 23 |
274 | Sunday in the Park With Zeus | 1.4953 | 0.04657 | 212 | 129 | 61 | 22 |
275 | Oh! Your mother called this morning | 1.4952 | 0.04591 | 210 | 126 | 64 | 20 |
276 | If it’s not an illusion, then I really, and I mean really, don’t know clouds at all. | 1.4951 | 0.05035 | 204 | 130 | 47 | 27 |
277 | That cloud is threatening my masculinity. | 1.4938 | 0.04853 | 241 | 160 | 43 | 38 |
278 | I guess it's time, now, to tell you that I'm married. | 1.4936 | 0.04488 | 235 | 145 | 64 | 26 |
279 | I fear it is a cumulus horribulus. | 1.4932 | 0.04608 | 221 | 136 | 61 | 24 |
280 | Other than that, the first date's going well don't you think? | 1.4930 | 0.04446 | 213 | 126 | 69 | 18 |
281 | Looks like a hard rain is gonna fall | 1.4928 | 0.04932 | 207 | 131 | 50 | 26 |
282 | Did you upload my files to the cloud? | 1.4927 | 0.04822 | 205 | 127 | 55 | 23 |
283 | It's what's called a cirrus trumpus | 1.4927 | 0.05111 | 205 | 133 | 43 | 29 |
284 | So many omens. So little time. | 1.4911 | 0.04518 | 224 | 137 | 64 | 23 |
285 | The problems between you and me are Cumulus. | 1.4904 | 0.04622 | 208 | 126 | 62 | 20 |
286 | I hate it when the weather gets temperamental. | 1.4901 | 0.04251 | 253 | 155 | 72 | 26 |
287 | Let's face it. We both have a lot of meteorological baggage. | 1.4899 | 0.04626 | 198 | 118 | 63 | 17 |
288 | I'm beginning to think that this climate change thing is no longer a hoax | 1.4882 | 0.04861 | 211 | 134 | 51 | 26 |
289 | “Even though we’re vaccinated, I still have this feeling of impending doom” | 1.4874 | 0.04718 | 199 | 121 | 59 | 19 |
290 | I don't see a fluffy bunny, I see your father. | 1.4874 | 0.04877 | 199 | 124 | 53 | 22 |
291 | Not the Donald again | 1.4870 | 0.05096 | 193 | 123 | 46 | 24 |
292 | If this is the end, I'm sorry for the off-brand brie. | 1.4864 | 0.04532 | 220 | 135 | 63 | 22 |
293 | I know they say every cloud has a silver lining but I’m just not seeing it. | 1.4862 | 0.04373 | 218 | 130 | 70 | 18 |
294 | I think you offended it when you called it, ‘just a squall’” | 1.4858 | 0.04656 | 212 | 131 | 59 | 22 |
295 | I always try to look for the silver lining. | 1.4854 | 0.04445 | 206 | 122 | 68 | 16 |
296 | Those clouds are just threatening. No rain is forecast. | 1.4846 | 0.04386 | 227 | 138 | 68 | 21 |
297 | Did they say EL MEANYO? " | 1.4840 | 0.05197 | 188 | 121 | 43 | 24 |
298 | I think we should go. These clouds mean cirrus business. | 1.4829 | 0.05110 | 205 | 135 | 41 | 29 |
299 | No, you said your ex-husband was a clod. | 1.4823 | 0.04867 | 226 | 149 | 45 | 32 |
300 | What sort of mushrooms.....? | 1.4817 | 0.04916 | 191 | 119 | 52 | 20 |
301 | The weather report did say angry with a chance of vengeance | 1.4817 | 0.04372 | 218 | 131 | 69 | 18 |
302 | Another cloud attack… time to change our passwords. | 1.4807 | 0.04305 | 233 | 142 | 70 | 21 |
303 | Now may not be a good time to be an atheist. | 1.4806 | 0.04602 | 206 | 126 | 61 | 19 |
304 | No, I don’t. I see two lovebirds smooching. | 1.4796 | 0.05036 | 196 | 126 | 46 | 24 |
305 | I thought 30% change of rage was a typo! | 1.4794 | 0.05127 | 194 | 126 | 43 | 25 |
306 | The weather is definitely threatening | 1.4792 | 0.04726 | 192 | 117 | 58 | 17 |
307 | I honestly feel like there is a cloud hanging over our relationship. | 1.4787 | 0.04523 | 211 | 129 | 63 | 19 |
308 | You think every cloud looks like Trump. | 1.4785 | 0.05348 | 186 | 123 | 37 | 26 |
309 | It appears I forgot to pay my cloud storage bill. | 1.4783 | 0.04801 | 230 | 152 | 46 | 32 |
310 | That one kinda looks like your father. | 1.4776 | 0.04839 | 201 | 127 | 52 | 22 |
311 | I see two sheep frolicking | 1.4774 | 0.04662 | 199 | 122 | 59 | 18 |
312 | They did say we might be in for some angry weather. | 1.4767 | 0.04765 | 193 | 119 | 56 | 18 |
313 | So that's what's behind the silver lining. | 1.4766 | 0.04622 | 214 | 134 | 58 | 22 |
314 | I prefer the original Shakespeare in the Park. | 1.4764 | 0.05025 | 191 | 122 | 47 | 22 |
315 | It's been like this since I moved my data to the cloud | 1.4759 | 0.04815 | 187 | 115 | 55 | 17 |
316 | I wish you'd stop projecting | 1.4757 | 0.05089 | 185 | 118 | 46 | 21 |
317 | No honey. I'm sure it's looking at you. | 1.4754 | 0.05359 | 183 | 121 | 37 | 25 |
318 | Remember when weather was apolitical? | 1.4751 | 0.05347 | 181 | 119 | 38 | 24 |
319 | Are you seeing the same thing or did I forget to take my meds this morning?” | 1.4742 | 0.05020 | 194 | 125 | 46 | 23 |
320 | The forecast predicted partly rowdy with a chance of pain. | 1.4739 | 0.04669 | 211 | 133 | 56 | 22 |
321 | I’m not seeing the silver lining. | 1.4734 | 0.04736 | 188 | 115 | 57 | 16 |
322 | I suddenly regret saving everything to the cloud. | 1.4719 | 0.05296 | 178 | 116 | 40 | 22 |
323 | so much for the silver lining | 1.4716 | 0.05092 | 176 | 111 | 47 | 18 |
324 | Is it me, or does that cloud look like Giuliani with the black hair dye?" | 1.4714 | 0.04829 | 210 | 136 | 49 | 25 |
325 | I often think of Joni Mitchell singing "I've looked at clouds from both sides now," but this is the first time they've looked back. | 1.4713 | 0.04937 | 174 | 107 | 52 | 15 |
326 | I'm not saying you're crazy. I'm just saying, perhaps not every cloud looks like your father. | 1.4694 | 0.04711 | 196 | 122 | 56 | 18 |
327 | Hopefully it’ll just be a passing apocalyptic tempest. | 1.4693 | 0.04966 | 179 | 112 | 50 | 17 |
328 | Yeah, I'm not seeing a puppy. | 1.4693 | 0.04838 | 179 | 110 | 54 | 15 |
329 | I can't take the day off without the boss making me feel guilty | 1.4689 | 0.04743 | 177 | 107 | 57 | 13 |
330 | It looks ready to rumble. | 1.4682 | 0.05284 | 173 | 112 | 41 | 20 |
331 | Yeah so when I said I need to talk to the big guy upstairs, I didn’t tell you everything. | 1.4682 | 0.04748 | 173 | 104 | 57 | 12 |
332 | Remember when I said my past is a little cloudy? | 1.4681 | 0.04794 | 188 | 117 | 54 | 17 |
333 | She's dead and yet your mother still finds a way to tell me I'm not good enough for you. | 1.4677 | 0.05123 | 186 | 121 | 43 | 22 |
334 | Oh, chill out, Eddie! Remember how you flunked Rorschach? | 1.4673 | 0.04493 | 199 | 121 | 63 | 15 |
335 | It never fails! Every time we plan a picnic, the weather turns threatening. | 1.4670 | 0.04856 | 197 | 126 | 50 | 21 |
336 | You said these edibles would help me to relax! | 1.4667 | 0.05069 | 180 | 115 | 46 | 19 |
337 | It's called' stratotumultuous.' | 1.4660 | 0.04598 | 206 | 129 | 58 | 19 |
338 | Did you save your divorce file to the cloud? | 1.4660 | 0.04649 | 206 | 130 | 56 | 20 |
339 | Well, Al Roker did say "threatening skies." | 1.4649 | 0.04849 | 185 | 116 | 52 | 17 |
340 | I may just be a romantic, but I see a heart with an arrow through it. | 1.4645 | 0.04947 | 183 | 116 | 49 | 18 |
341 | More like partly rowdy, am I right? | 1.4633 | 0.05004 | 177 | 112 | 48 | 17 |
342 | Oh no, who did you piss off NOW?? | 1.4632 | 0.04872 | 190 | 121 | 50 | 19 |
343 | Guess Trump's back on the East Side today. | 1.4630 | 0.05337 | 162 | 104 | 41 | 17 |
344 | That’s a cumulo-whoopass. | 1.4629 | 0.05174 | 175 | 113 | 43 | 19 |
345 | Sooo, about those mushrooms... | 1.4624 | 0.04816 | 173 | 106 | 54 | 13 |
346 | I don't think Joni Mitchell saw this side of clouds. | 1.4620 | 0.05062 | 171 | 108 | 47 | 16 |
347 | Must be cloud nein. | 1.4611 | 0.04645 | 193 | 120 | 57 | 16 |
348 | Apparently, they're calling it 'climate mood swing.' | 1.4611 | 0.05188 | 180 | 118 | 41 | 21 |
349 | Even my imagination has anxiety. | 1.4611 | 0.04861 | 167 | 102 | 53 | 12 |
350 | I don't see a whole lot of ambiguity there. | 1.4595 | 0.04846 | 185 | 117 | 51 | 17 |
351 | I figured we hadn’t heard the last of Stormy Daniel. | 1.4591 | 0.05334 | 159 | 102 | 41 | 16 |
352 | We’d better leave. The weather looks threatening. | 1.4588 | 0.05082 | 170 | 108 | 46 | 16 |
353 | We shouldn't have put that last batch of files on the Cloud. | 1.4581 | 0.05268 | 179 | 119 | 38 | 22 |
354 | Okay okay, we'll get married in the church. | 1.4581 | 0.05024 | 179 | 115 | 46 | 18 |
355 | Sorry, I never looked at clouds that way. | 1.4578 | 0.05309 | 166 | 108 | 40 | 18 |
356 | My weather app warned me today would be no picnic. | 1.4566 | 0.05084 | 173 | 111 | 45 | 17 |
357 | Honey, what was in the brie? | 1.4557 | 0.05357 | 158 | 102 | 40 | 16 |
358 | No, it's not a cumulus cloud. It's called a pugilist cloud. | 1.4556 | 0.05305 | 169 | 111 | 39 | 19 |
359 | 'Geoengineering,' they said, 'what's the worst that can happen?' | 1.4535 | 0.04900 | 172 | 108 | 50 | 14 |
360 | This feels oddly personal | 1.4529 | 0.04724 | 170 | 104 | 55 | 11 |
361 | I probably shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms we picked. | 1.4520 | 0.04999 | 177 | 114 | 46 | 17 |
362 | I think they preferred it when we were stuck inside. | 1.4518 | 0.04800 | 166 | 102 | 53 | 11 |
363 | The weather report said partly cloudy with a 40% chance of wrath | 1.4511 | 0.05099 | 184 | 122 | 41 | 21 |
364 | They're just water droplets. Angry, violent, deadly, water droplets. | 1.4500 | 0.05523 | 160 | 107 | 34 | 19 |
365 | When you said the mushrooms were magic, I thought you meant they tasted really good! | 1.4494 | 0.05123 | 158 | 100 | 45 | 13 |
366 | I’m guessing no second date | 1.4491 | 0.05281 | 167 | 110 | 39 | 18 |
367 | To me they look angry that you forgot to pack our wine. | 1.4486 | 0.04462 | 185 | 113 | 61 | 11 |
368 | Too much data storage makes them irritable. | 1.4479 | 0.04771 | 192 | 124 | 50 | 18 |
369 | There you go again with your "God has a plan" nonsense | 1.4477 | 0.04966 | 172 | 110 | 47 | 15 |
370 | Darling, I’m telling you, climate change is real!” | 1.4475 | 0.04854 | 181 | 116 | 49 | 16 |
371 | I know but Fauci said it’s safer outside than in! | 1.4474 | 0.05095 | 152 | 95 | 46 | 11 |
372 | No I can’t see the silver lining. | 1.4471 | 0.05007 | 170 | 109 | 46 | 15 |
373 | To you, everything's an angry uterus. | 1.4464 | 0.05256 | 168 | 111 | 39 | 18 |
374 | Did I mention that my wife is a meteorologist? | 1.4464 | 0.05521 | 168 | 115 | 31 | 22 |
375 | Me? I see a bunny too. | 1.4459 | 0.05599 | 157 | 106 | 32 | 19 |
376 | Still think it looks like a rabbit? | 1.4457 | 0.04971 | 175 | 113 | 46 | 16 |
377 | I wonder if there’s another side to this one... | 1.4452 | 0.05349 | 155 | 101 | 39 | 15 |
378 | The next time the forecast says there's a threat of rain, we're staying home! | 1.4451 | 0.04678 | 164 | 100 | 55 | 9 |
379 | This must be that high pressure system. | 1.4451 | 0.05011 | 173 | 112 | 45 | 16 |
380 | Still hot air. Still thinks he's the president. | 1.4444 | 0.05467 | 144 | 93 | 38 | 13 |
381 | Well the forecast did say occasional anger. | 1.4438 | 0.05227 | 160 | 104 | 41 | 15 |
382 | I know I am an IT expert,but I have this bad feeling that I should not have 'unleashed the power of the cloud'... | 1.4433 | 0.04420 | 203 | 128 | 60 | 15 |
383 | And it was that moment when Bob developed climate change anxiety. | 1.4432 | 0.05014 | 176 | 115 | 44 | 17 |
384 | is that your anxiety or mine? | 1.4431 | 0.05209 | 167 | 110 | 40 | 17 |
385 | Looks like the weather is about to turn nasty. | 1.4425 | 0.05120 | 174 | 115 | 41 | 18 |
386 | Remember the good old days when our biggest worry at a picnic was ants? | 1.4425 | 0.04715 | 174 | 109 | 53 | 12 |
387 | I double dare you to ask about the silver lining | 1.4423 | 0.05322 | 156 | 102 | 39 | 15 |
388 | Joni, I really don't know clouds at all. | 1.4422 | 0.05722 | 147 | 99 | 31 | 17 |
389 | I wouldn't worry. He doesn't look cirrus to me | 1.4419 | 0.05229 | 172 | 115 | 38 | 19 |
390 | I thought you said your ex-boyfriend's name was Claude. | 1.4417 | 0.05229 | 163 | 107 | 40 | 16 |
391 | Well yes,it does kinda look like your father | 1.4415 | 0.04721 | 188 | 121 | 51 | 16 |
392 | We better pack up…the sky really looks threatening. | 1.4412 | 0.05274 | 170 | 114 | 37 | 19 |
393 | Are you sure your late husband would be okay with you dating? | 1.4405 | 0.05045 | 168 | 109 | 44 | 15 |
394 | There was no mention of threatening clouds in the news this morning. | 1.4403 | 0.05471 | 159 | 107 | 34 | 18 |
395 | I wouldn’t say “ominous”, more-so “furious” | 1.4400 | 0.05097 | 175 | 116 | 41 | 18 |
396 | That one reminds me of your father. | 1.4397 | 0.05455 | 141 | 91 | 38 | 12 |
397 | We've come a long way from Puff the Magic Dragon. | 1.4395 | 0.05447 | 157 | 105 | 35 | 17 |
398 | What makes you think they’re storm clouds? | 1.4395 | 0.05372 | 157 | 104 | 37 | 16 |
399 | Well that's what your father looks like to me. | 1.4390 | 0.05275 | 164 | 109 | 38 | 17 |
400 | What do you mean by foreshadowing? | 1.4390 | 0.05275 | 164 | 109 | 38 | 17 |
401 | At least it's not ants. | 1.4384 | 0.05321 | 146 | 94 | 40 | 12 |
402 | Good god. Even He started using emojis... | 1.4384 | 0.05665 | 146 | 98 | 32 | 16 |
403 | It's just my luck the apocalypse arrives right when the pandemic's winding down. | 1.4383 | 0.05102 | 162 | 105 | 43 | 14 |
404 | Those are some cirrusly threatening clouds. | 1.4379 | 0.05065 | 153 | 97 | 45 | 11 |
405 | I guess just ignoring climate change is no longer a viable option. | 1.4375 | 0.04812 | 176 | 113 | 49 | 14 |
406 | I don't think they care if you are a climate denier or not. | 1.4367 | 0.04871 | 158 | 99 | 49 | 10 |
407 | Just when you thought every cloud had a silver lining. | 1.4367 | 0.05192 | 158 | 103 | 41 | 14 |
408 | What do I see? I see a vengeful god, that’s what I see! | 1.4366 | 0.05425 | 142 | 92 | 38 | 12 |
409 | Climate change is getting uglier. | 1.4366 | 0.05425 | 142 | 92 | 38 | 12 |
410 | Sometimes I feel the environment has very subtle ways to show us the way | 1.4366 | 0.05238 | 142 | 90 | 42 | 10 |
411 | They did say ‘weather permitting’. | 1.4365 | 0.04783 | 181 | 117 | 49 | 15 |
412 | 'Everybody seems to be so pissed off these days.' | 1.4362 | 0.05414 | 149 | 98 | 37 | 14 |
413 | Well, guess not all clouds have silver linings | 1.4359 | 0.05470 | 156 | 105 | 34 | 17 |
414 | I'm sure it will just blow over | 1.4357 | 0.05288 | 140 | 89 | 41 | 10 |
415 | Everybody talks about the weather but nobody ever stands up to it. | 1.4356 | 0.04848 | 163 | 103 | 49 | 11 |
416 | I thought you said your ex was a dunderhead. | 1.4354 | 0.05551 | 147 | 98 | 34 | 15 |
417 | I liked it better when I saw a bunny. | 1.4354 | 0.05293 | 147 | 95 | 40 | 12 |
418 | I’m not so sure there’s a silver lining here. | 1.4353 | 0.04929 | 170 | 110 | 46 | 14 |
419 | I'd call it cloudy with a chance of vitriol. | 1.4345 | 0.05111 | 168 | 111 | 41 | 16 |
420 | This visualization exercise is not enhancing my calm, Ted. | 1.4345 | 0.05433 | 145 | 95 | 37 | 13 |
421 | Try as I might, I cannot get the image of your mother out of my head. | 1.4342 | 0.05253 | 152 | 99 | 40 | 13 |
422 | I'm willing to fight climate change, just not individual clouds. | 1.4341 | 0.04762 | 182 | 118 | 49 | 15 |
423 | Well, how would you feel if you couldn't relieve yourself anywhere in California? | 1.4337 | 0.05563 | 166 | 116 | 28 | 22 |
424 | Well, the weather report did say slightly pissed off.” | 1.4331 | 0.05134 | 157 | 102 | 42 | 13 |
425 | I don’t know why I can’t shake this feeling of impending doom. | 1.4327 | 0.04691 | 171 | 108 | 52 | 11 |
426 | I guess my wife finally moved our home security system to the cloud. | 1.4326 | 0.05541 | 141 | 93 | 35 | 13 |
427 | I believe the Latin name is Cumulus Steroidus. | 1.4326 | 0.05029 | 178 | 119 | 41 | 18 |
428 | They are "serious" clouds, not "cirrus" clouds. | 1.4324 | 0.05178 | 148 | 95 | 42 | 11 |
429 | The rain did say it would come back another day, but I wasn't expecting reinforcements. | 1.4315 | 0.05404 | 146 | 96 | 37 | 13 |
430 | I told you we shouldn’t have skipped Mass today. | 1.4314 | 0.05308 | 153 | 101 | 38 | 14 |
431 | At least there are no ants. | 1.4314 | 0.05144 | 153 | 99 | 42 | 12 |
432 | Oh-oh, he must have just heard that he might get indicted! | 1.4314 | 0.05308 | 153 | 101 | 38 | 14 |
433 | I'm sorry I saved those photos of you to the cloud! | 1.4305 | 0.05358 | 151 | 100 | 37 | 14 |
434 | You can only take so much of someone stealing your thunder! | 1.4305 | 0.05275 | 151 | 99 | 39 | 13 |
435 | And some people still scoff at climate change. | 1.4294 | 0.04707 | 170 | 108 | 51 | 11 |
436 | ... are you sure, I just see Bill Barr. | 1.4286 | 0.05375 | 147 | 97 | 37 | 13 |
437 | IF IT TURNS ORANGE, IT'S A HOAX | 1.4278 | 0.05108 | 180 | 123 | 37 | 20 |
438 | Maybe there is something to this global warming thing. | 1.4277 | 0.04862 | 173 | 113 | 46 | 14 |
439 | You can't even talk about the weather without offending someone these days. | 1.4277 | 0.05150 | 166 | 111 | 39 | 16 |
440 | No, I'm telling you, that's an Angry Nimbus. I dated a meteorologist. | 1.4277 | 0.04924 | 159 | 102 | 46 | 11 |
441 | Maybe we should head home. I think the sky is starting to look threatening. | 1.4276 | 0.05600 | 145 | 98 | 32 | 15 |
442 | I am so tired of passive-aggressive weather. | 1.4258 | 0.05009 | 155 | 100 | 44 | 11 |
443 | I think they want us to put our mask back on, | 1.4258 | 0.05092 | 155 | 101 | 42 | 12 |
444 | I might’ve stolen their thunder. | 1.4255 | 0.05348 | 141 | 92 | 38 | 11 |
445 | I think my number is up Sharon...I've been telling rain to go away and come again another day since I was 5. | 1.4255 | 0.05253 | 141 | 91 | 40 | 10 |
446 | He let his anger accumulus and now it’s everyone’s problem | 1.4250 | 0.05059 | 160 | 105 | 42 | 13 |
447 | I'd settle for a copper lining right now. | 1.4248 | 0.05221 | 153 | 101 | 39 | 13 |
448 | Well, the weatherman did say there would be some angry-looking clouds over the city today. | 1.4248 | 0.05053 | 153 | 99 | 43 | 11 |
449 | It's a brainstorm. | 1.4245 | 0.05591 | 139 | 93 | 33 | 13 |
450 | Two's company, but three is a cloud. | 1.4242 | 0.06095 | 132 | 92 | 24 | 16 |
451 | Everything’s not about you, Ron | 1.4240 | 0.05360 | 125 | 79 | 39 | 7 |
452 | I'm afraid the sky is being very clear. | 1.4238 | 0.05184 | 151 | 99 | 40 | 12 |
453 | And when you look you see a puppy? | 1.4236 | 0.05360 | 144 | 95 | 37 | 12 |
454 | What happened to the bunny rabbits with fluffy tails we saw when we were kids? | 1.4236 | 0.05450 | 144 | 96 | 35 | 13 |
455 | I think we might have bought the wrong mushrooms. | 1.4234 | 0.05455 | 137 | 90 | 36 | 11 |
456 | You never mentioned your husband was a weatherman. | 1.4234 | 0.05553 | 137 | 91 | 34 | 12 |
457 | I betcha those rainmakers are using GMO seeds again. | 1.4233 | 0.05141 | 163 | 109 | 39 | 15 |
458 | It looks like Mother Nature is ready to fight back. | 1.4225 | 0.05504 | 142 | 95 | 34 | 13 |
459 | Guess I should have referred to it as cumulus, not fluffy little cloud. | 1.4214 | 0.05232 | 159 | 107 | 37 | 15 |
460 | Ummm, no, I don't see a horse and two turtles... | 1.4214 | 0.05232 | 159 | 107 | 37 | 15 |
461 | Everyone steals my thunder! | 1.4214 | 0.05307 | 159 | 108 | 35 | 16 |
462 | Just remember, no one really knows clouds, at all. | 1.4214 | 0.05307 | 159 | 108 | 35 | 16 |
463 | I was wrong. This date CAN get worse. | 1.4203 | 0.05521 | 138 | 92 | 34 | 12 |
464 | Black Clouds Matter! | 1.4200 | 0.05456 | 150 | 102 | 33 | 15 |
465 | Well at least it’s not raining | 1.4196 | 0.05473 | 143 | 96 | 34 | 13 |
466 | Must be Cloud 8 | 1.4194 | 0.05850 | 124 | 83 | 30 | 11 |
467 | Looks like he finally found an alternative to Twitter. | 1.4189 | 0.05592 | 148 | 102 | 30 | 16 |
468 | Ya know Joni, I really don’t know Clouds…at All | 1.4186 | 0.05998 | 129 | 89 | 26 | 14 |
469 | I feel like the climate really has changed... | 1.4186 | 0.05687 | 129 | 86 | 32 | 11 |
470 | I missed my data storage fee last month. | 1.4184 | 0.05618 | 141 | 96 | 31 | 14 |
471 | Did you hear the joke about the angry cloud? It was just hot air. “ | 1.4184 | 0.05341 | 141 | 93 | 37 | 11 |
472 | Rumors of nature healing have been greatly exaggerated… | 1.4184 | 0.05341 | 141 | 93 | 37 | 11 |
473 | Looks like there will be climate change but not what we expected. | 1.4183 | 0.04873 | 153 | 98 | 46 | 9 |
474 | You see a bunny? To me it looks like your dad. | 1.4183 | 0.05214 | 153 | 102 | 38 | 13 |
475 | Really? I see a giraffe. | 1.4178 | 0.05121 | 146 | 95 | 41 | 10 |
476 | I thought it was just a typo when the weather page said “cloudy with a chance of pain” | 1.4177 | 0.05551 | 158 | 111 | 28 | 19 |
477 | Do you think he wants us to put our masks on? | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
478 | It's a newly described cloud type called Cumulus Trumpus. | 1.4167 | 0.05618 | 144 | 99 | 30 | 15 |
479 | 'His name is Thor. He's followed me since 1993. I probably should have mentioned it.' | 1.4167 | 0.05443 | 144 | 97 | 34 | 13 |
480 | Climate change really is making storms more violent. | 1.4161 | 0.05104 | 161 | 108 | 39 | 14 |
481 | Boy, tough cloud. | 1.4161 | 0.05104 | 161 | 108 | 39 | 14 |
482 | Guess it was only a matter of time before Mother Nature sent one of her goons. | 1.4157 | 0.04921 | 166 | 110 | 43 | 13 |
483 | They’ve been waiting a long time to ruin our in-person gatherings. | 1.4156 | 0.05021 | 154 | 101 | 42 | 11 |
484 | Even so, “the sky is falling” is still a better expression than “the sky is pissed off.” | 1.4155 | 0.05586 | 142 | 97 | 31 | 14 |
485 | Maybe the war on nature wasn't just a metaphor? | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
486 | Are you going to eat that piece of pie? | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
487 | These clouds are ruining the atmosphere. | 1.4148 | 0.05700 | 135 | 92 | 30 | 13 |
488 | This one feels personal. | 1.4145 | 0.05151 | 152 | 101 | 39 | 12 |
489 | If you squint, they only look mildly vexed | 1.4145 | 0.04800 | 152 | 97 | 47 | 8 |
490 | So that is how a shit storm looks like. | 1.4141 | 0.06027 | 128 | 89 | 25 | 14 |
491 | We might be in for some rough weather. | 1.4140 | 0.04870 | 157 | 102 | 45 | 10 |
492 | They say the real killer is pollution. | 1.4135 | 0.05243 | 133 | 86 | 39 | 8 |
493 | wait...my emails live in that? | 1.4133 | 0.05367 | 150 | 102 | 34 | 14 |
494 | Don’t blame me. I drive a Prius. | 1.4132 | 0.05588 | 121 | 79 | 34 | 8 |
495 | That's not your thought bubble right? | 1.4130 | 0.05608 | 138 | 94 | 31 | 13 |
496 | What makes you think that your father wouldn't have liked me? | 1.4130 | 0.05701 | 138 | 95 | 29 | 14 |
497 | Ok the climate is definitely changing | 1.4129 | 0.05241 | 155 | 105 | 36 | 14 |
498 | Be honest, did you put anything in the wine? | 1.4126 | 0.05375 | 143 | 96 | 35 | 12 |
499 | Everything looks like a mask these days. | 1.4118 | 0.05897 | 119 | 80 | 29 | 10 |
500 | Let’s hope it’s just the threat of rain. | 1.4118 | 0.05267 | 136 | 89 | 38 | 9 |
501 | Sorry, I just can’t see the silver lining. | 1.4118 | 0.04948 | 136 | 86 | 44 | 6 |
502 | But how does it KNOW we aren't vaccinated? | 1.4118 | 0.05163 | 136 | 88 | 40 | 8 |
503 | I'd just feel a lot better if he were wearing a mask. | 1.4113 | 0.05333 | 141 | 94 | 36 | 11 |
504 | Looks like the cloud got hacked again. | 1.4110 | 0.05383 | 146 | 99 | 34 | 13 |
505 | The weather forecast said blustery with threatening skies. | 1.4103 | 0.05214 | 156 | 106 | 36 | 14 |
506 | I'm starting to think not EVERY cloud has a silver lining... | 1.4096 | 0.04914 | 166 | 111 | 42 | 13 |
507 | Something tells me the the weather’s about to get ugly. | 1.4091 | 0.05014 | 154 | 102 | 41 | 11 |
508 | You know, at this point, this is actually just kind of a relief. | 1.4088 | 0.05632 | 137 | 94 | 30 | 13 |
509 | How old was that cheese? | 1.4085 | 0.05488 | 142 | 97 | 32 | 13 |
510 | Do you think his anger might be clouding his thinking? | 1.4083 | 0.05613 | 120 | 79 | 33 | 8 |
511 | It looks like there's a 100% chance of pain. | 1.4082 | 0.05354 | 147 | 100 | 34 | 13 |
512 | Apparently the "Cloud" is suffering from information overload. | 1.4079 | 0.04971 | 152 | 100 | 42 | 10 |
513 | That cloud looks Cirrusly pissed off! | 1.4077 | 0.05643 | 130 | 88 | 31 | 11 |
514 | I don't remember unforgiving wrath from the weather report. | 1.4076 | 0.05266 | 157 | 108 | 34 | 15 |
515 | I know it was in the forecast, but I'm starting to take this personally. | 1.4071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 92 | 39 | 9 |
516 | Before 2020, I would see cheerful shapes in the clouds. | 1.4069 | 0.05132 | 145 | 96 | 39 | 10 |
517 | It appears that the term ‘partly’ is offensive. | 1.4068 | 0.05676 | 118 | 78 | 32 | 8 |
518 | You didn't get the forecast from Fox News, did you? | 1.4060 | 0.05446 | 133 | 89 | 34 | 10 |
519 | Why do I have a feeling that there's not going to be a second date? | 1.4060 | 0.05550 | 133 | 90 | 32 | 11 |
520 | We broke up last year. His name is Stormy Daniel. | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
521 | I hope my documents aren't stored in that one. | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
522 | Oh, now I see it. I thought you meant early DeNiro. | 1.4058 | 0.05208 | 138 | 91 | 38 | 9 |
523 | That's the front. Ever wonder what the back looks like? | 1.4058 | 0.05407 | 138 | 93 | 34 | 11 |
524 | Cloudy with a chance of mayhem. | 1.4056 | 0.05180 | 143 | 95 | 38 | 10 |
525 | No chance of rain, but that cloud looks really threatening. | 1.4054 | 0.05149 | 148 | 99 | 38 | 11 |
526 | I try looking at clouds from both sides, too, but that one is clearly angry. | 1.4050 | 0.05936 | 121 | 83 | 27 | 11 |
527 | What on earth did you store in the cloud?! | 1.4044 | 0.05360 | 136 | 91 | 35 | 10 |
528 | No, I don’t think cloud watching is all that relaxing | 1.4044 | 0.05360 | 136 | 91 | 35 | 10 |
529 | I'd say not so much angry as it is constipated. | 1.4037 | 0.04776 | 161 | 106 | 45 | 10 |
530 | I get the feeling this is not a match made in heaven. | 1.4032 | 0.05482 | 124 | 82 | 34 | 8 |
531 | Ah, yes. The rare, furious-nimbus clouds | 1.4031 | 0.05560 | 129 | 87 | 32 | 10 |
532 | ‘I was going to ask you…, but I have a strange feeling this might not be the right time.’ | 1.4029 | 0.04973 | 139 | 90 | 42 | 7 |
533 | Did you forget to call your mother? | 1.4028 | 0.05336 | 144 | 98 | 34 | 12 |
534 | Don't stare. It's just a pressure tactic. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
535 | Perhaps, we should leave. The clouds look threatening. | 1.4015 | 0.05253 | 132 | 87 | 37 | 8 |
536 | Deidre listen, do not make eye contact | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
537 | That's Donald Trump's new social media outlet. | 1.4015 | 0.05811 | 137 | 97 | 25 | 15 |
538 | Yes, a giant fluffy heart. Um, that's what I see as well. | 1.4015 | 0.05429 | 137 | 93 | 33 | 11 |
539 | Why did you suddenly think of the ex-President? | 1.4000 | 0.06151 | 115 | 80 | 24 | 11 |
540 | These things never happen when we bring an umbrella. | 1.4000 | 0.04733 | 140 | 89 | 46 | 5 |
541 | The Defense Department says it's just swamp gas. | 1.4000 | 0.05305 | 130 | 86 | 36 | 8 |
542 | Looks a little like your mother | 1.4000 | 0.05596 | 150 | 107 | 26 | 17 |
543 | I think I prefer the inkblot test | 1.4000 | 0.05496 | 115 | 75 | 34 | 6 |
544 | Well, he wants to know how you’d like being called a nimbus whenever you get a little emotional. | 1.4000 | 0.05149 | 140 | 93 | 38 | 9 |
545 | What did you upload to the cloud ? | 1.3986 | 0.05316 | 148 | 102 | 33 | 13 |
546 | That wasn’t in the weather app. | 1.3986 | 0.05050 | 148 | 99 | 39 | 10 |
547 | Maybe we should have stuck to Zoom dates | 1.3986 | 0.05398 | 138 | 94 | 33 | 11 |
548 | A chance of rain is the LEAST of our problem. | 1.3984 | 0.05857 | 123 | 85 | 27 | 11 |
549 | Even if the thumb is a finger, he only has four. | 1.3983 | 0.05663 | 118 | 79 | 31 | 8 |
550 | Come to think of it, "extreme weather" probably does work much better than boring old "climate change." | 1.3983 | 0.05790 | 118 | 80 | 29 | 9 |
551 | Hey, don’t let the weather cloud your judgement | 1.3982 | 0.05697 | 113 | 75 | 31 | 7 |
552 | Well, you know the forecast was for a pounding rain. | 1.3974 | 0.05154 | 151 | 103 | 36 | 12 |
553 | That reminds me. My mother’s coming for the summer. | 1.3968 | 0.05414 | 126 | 84 | 34 | 8 |
554 | I have this nagging feeling that somehow we've messed up. | 1.3967 | 0.05439 | 121 | 80 | 34 | 7 |
555 | They're saying there's a 60% chance of hatred tomorrow | 1.3967 | 0.05687 | 121 | 82 | 30 | 9 |
556 | I switched “Cloud” services, and he’s a bit jealous. | 1.3958 | 0.05418 | 144 | 100 | 31 | 13 |
557 | Let's get far from the madding cloud! | 1.3958 | 0.05142 | 144 | 97 | 37 | 10 |
558 | I think I may have sent something a little inappropriate to the Cloud. | 1.3957 | 0.05650 | 139 | 98 | 27 | 14 |
559 | So now I'm pissing off the weather, too. | 1.3953 | 0.05549 | 129 | 88 | 31 | 10 |
560 | That must be the part of the cloud where the Dark Web lives. | 1.3953 | 0.05969 | 129 | 92 | 23 | 14 |
561 | I don’t think this is cirrus. | 1.3947 | 0.05041 | 152 | 103 | 38 | 11 |
562 | I didn't mean to steal his thunder! | 1.3947 | 0.05926 | 114 | 78 | 27 | 9 |
563 | Well, it doesn't look like a bunny to me. | 1.3946 | 0.05336 | 147 | 102 | 32 | 13 |
564 | Quick, Linda, offer him some brie. | 1.3945 | 0.05976 | 109 | 74 | 27 | 8 |
565 | Yeah,that’s why I don’t store stuff on the cloud. | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
566 | Do those clouds look like Mitch McConnell , Kevin McCarthy , and Marjorie Taylor Greene to you ? | 1.3933 | 0.05343 | 150 | 105 | 31 | 14 |
567 | And I thought love was in the air... | 1.3931 | 0.04922 | 145 | 96 | 41 | 8 |
568 | Don’t say I should have seen this coming. | 1.3929 | 0.05723 | 112 | 75 | 30 | 7 |
569 | The weather has turned ugly | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
570 | I didn't think the threat of global warming would be so obvious. | 1.3923 | 0.05514 | 130 | 89 | 31 | 10 |
571 | They’re not angry, just misunderstood. | 1.3923 | 0.05405 | 130 | 88 | 33 | 9 |
572 | The forecast said nothing about threatening weather. | 1.3920 | 0.05315 | 125 | 83 | 35 | 7 |
573 | Joke's on them--the parade is next week. | 1.3920 | 0.05891 | 125 | 88 | 25 | 12 |
574 | It looks like the weather is not going to cooperate. | 1.3910 | 0.05211 | 133 | 89 | 36 | 8 |
575 | Being in the Cloud may not be such a great idea! | 1.3904 | 0.04896 | 146 | 97 | 41 | 8 |
576 | Looks like foul weather ahead | 1.3897 | 0.05024 | 136 | 90 | 39 | 7 |
577 | They must have mad cloud disease. | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
578 | He’s announcing it with smoke signals: he’s running again. | 1.3897 | 0.05340 | 136 | 93 | 33 | 10 |
579 | Fine, I’ll convert. | 1.3893 | 0.05480 | 131 | 90 | 31 | 10 |
580 | That one looks like your ex. | 1.3889 | 0.05517 | 126 | 86 | 31 | 9 |
581 | The weatherman did show angry clouds but I thought they were just cute cartoon portrayals. | 1.3885 | 0.05356 | 139 | 96 | 32 | 11 |
582 | I'm not sure I like the direction of Apple's new cloud technology. | 1.3885 | 0.05732 | 139 | 100 | 24 | 15 |
583 | All I said was Trump probably learned his lesson. | 1.3885 | 0.05258 | 139 | 95 | 34 | 10 |
584 | I remember that formation from the appearance he made at our wedding. | 1.3885 | 0.05356 | 139 | 96 | 32 | 11 |
585 | May God strike me dead if I'm lying to you." | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
586 | OK, you're not paranoid. | 1.3876 | 0.05426 | 129 | 88 | 32 | 9 |
587 | I'm sure it has a silver lining! | 1.3874 | 0.06292 | 111 | 79 | 21 | 11 |
588 | Looks like the climate is fighting back. | 1.3871 | 0.05336 | 124 | 83 | 34 | 7 |
589 | Quarrelousnimbus, a formation most commonly seen in the city ... | 1.3871 | 0.05457 | 124 | 84 | 32 | 8 |
590 | Don’t worry. He’s all Stratocumulus and no Cumulonimbus. | 1.3868 | 0.05930 | 106 | 72 | 27 | 7 |
591 | How dangerous can he be if he only has three fingers? | 1.3864 | 0.05856 | 132 | 95 | 23 | 14 |
592 | If those are the happy little clouds, we're in trouble. | 1.3864 | 0.05230 | 132 | 89 | 35 | 8 |
593 | I don’t think nature is ready to have us return to normal | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
594 | Well, the weather report did say menacing clouds were likely today. | 1.3858 | 0.04879 | 127 | 82 | 41 | 4 |
595 | Now I’m really feeling under the weather. | 1.3853 | 0.05668 | 109 | 73 | 30 | 6 |
596 | This seems like the right time to tell you that I'm not really a professional meteorologist. | 1.3852 | 0.05133 | 122 | 80 | 37 | 5 |
597 | The clouds look threatening only until you get to know them. | 1.3846 | 0.04752 | 143 | 94 | 43 | 6 |
598 | The skies look a bit threatening. | 1.3840 | 0.05179 | 125 | 83 | 36 | 6 |
599 | The director said to act normal. | 1.3839 | 0.05564 | 112 | 75 | 31 | 6 |
600 | You sent WHAT to the cloud? | 1.3835 | 0.05307 | 133 | 91 | 33 | 9 |
601 | You see an angry face, but I just see your mother. | 1.3833 | 0.05939 | 120 | 85 | 24 | 11 |
602 | I think God knows we did acid | 1.3833 | 0.05820 | 120 | 84 | 26 | 10 |
603 | I forgot today is Mother’s birthday. | 1.3821 | 0.05356 | 123 | 83 | 33 | 7 |
604 | Looks like Trump's farting bigly again. | 1.3821 | 0.05945 | 123 | 88 | 23 | 12 |
605 | - Cloudy with a chance of Trump Graham and Cruz | 1.3821 | 0.05832 | 123 | 87 | 25 | 11 |
606 | To be fair, I also hate when people talk through my performances | 1.3821 | 0.05356 | 123 | 83 | 33 | 7 |
607 | No. And you’re kind of freaking me out right now. | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
608 | Maybe to you it's a fluffy sheep, but I can't shake this feeling of doom. | 1.3818 | 0.05322 | 110 | 72 | 34 | 4 |
609 | Honey, I think you’re not supposed to look into the eye of the storm. | 1.3817 | 0.05136 | 131 | 88 | 36 | 7 |
610 | Well, maybe if you would finally just go ahead and kill your uncle to avenge your father's death, we could have a normal date for once. | 1.3810 | 0.06053 | 126 | 92 | 20 | 14 |
611 | Do you think it's vaccinated? | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
612 | It's weather. Not climate change. There's a difference. | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
613 | Don't take any notice, its just a load of hot air | 1.3802 | 0.05411 | 121 | 82 | 32 | 7 |
614 | Don’t look! You’re just encouraging the bad behavior! | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
615 | When they said angry weather, I thought it was just a metaphor. | 1.3798 | 0.05185 | 129 | 87 | 35 | 7 |
616 | Bunnies? Are they angry bunnies, at least? | 1.3796 | 0.05988 | 108 | 75 | 25 | 8 |
617 | This is the worst gender reveal party we've been to. | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
618 | We forgot to say grace. | 1.3793 | 0.06202 | 116 | 84 | 20 | 12 |
619 | It’s about to get very muggy. | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
620 | Just for you. I put trump in the cloud. | 1.3784 | 0.06145 | 111 | 79 | 22 | 10 |
621 | It's like I am always under this cloud of suspicion. | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
622 | I was going to propose but the universe is sending me a message | 1.3782 | 0.05846 | 119 | 84 | 25 | 10 |
623 | Do you remember those files that I was storing in the cloud? | 1.3780 | 0.05469 | 127 | 88 | 30 | 9 |
624 | Well, the forecast was for threatening skies.' | 1.3780 | 0.05693 | 127 | 90 | 26 | 11 |
625 | It’s due to a cumulus of events that he’s taking much too cirrus-ly. | 1.3780 | 0.05353 | 127 | 87 | 32 | 8 |
626 | I usually try to avoid talking about the weather on first dates | 1.3770 | 0.05248 | 122 | 82 | 34 | 6 |
627 | This is how much 6 feet apart looks like. Now move! | 1.3770 | 0.05972 | 122 | 88 | 22 | 12 |
628 | Should we be talking about the weather? | 1.3769 | 0.05267 | 130 | 89 | 33 | 8 |
629 | You think HE’s scary?! You should see his brother, The Mushroom Cloud!! | 1.3768 | 0.05652 | 138 | 100 | 24 | 14 |
630 | Declassify a few documents and you start seeing UFOs everywhere! | 1.3762 | 0.05946 | 101 | 69 | 26 | 6 |
631 | SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR EX YOU FORGOT TO MENTION? | 1.3762 | 0.05603 | 101 | 67 | 30 | 4 |
632 | Looks like it's cloudy with a chance of rage. | 1.3761 | 0.05913 | 117 | 83 | 24 | 10 |
633 | Well these aren't Bob Ross clouds, that's for sure. | 1.3759 | 0.05904 | 133 | 98 | 20 | 15 |
634 | That reminds me—when are your parents coming to visit? | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 128 | 87 | 34 | 7 |
635 | I'm just a little tired of noticing existential threats that no one else can see coming. | 1.3750 | 0.06099 | 112 | 80 | 22 | 10 |
636 | Yeah. Me too. So many things I would have done but clouds got in my way. | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 128 | 87 | 34 | 7 |
637 | Well, Alexa did forecast threatening weather today. | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
638 | I never should’ve backed up my diary to the cloud. | 1.3740 | 0.05346 | 131 | 91 | 31 | 9 |
639 | A hard rain's a-gonna fall | 1.3740 | 0.05702 | 123 | 87 | 26 | 10 |
640 | Maybe we could just put our masks back on? | 1.3740 | 0.05702 | 123 | 87 | 26 | 10 |
641 | Incoming: cumulus non grata. | 1.3738 | 0.05398 | 107 | 71 | 32 | 4 |
642 | The beginning of a whirlwind romance! | 1.3737 | 0.06021 | 99 | 68 | 25 | 6 |
643 | They hate it when you call them fluffy. | 1.3729 | 0.05355 | 118 | 80 | 32 | 6 |
644 | That's why I love you, Marlene. You see a cute fluffy bunny and I see a get-the-hell-outta-here cloud. | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
645 | Republicans have clouds? | 1.3719 | 0.05765 | 121 | 86 | 25 | 10 |
646 | Sitting here with you on a day like this, I really feel like life is returning to normal. | 1.3719 | 0.05765 | 121 | 86 | 25 | 10 |
647 | The weather forecast predicted clouds with possible constipation! | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
648 | You're seriously talking about the weather on our first date? | 1.3717 | 0.06054 | 113 | 81 | 22 | 10 |
649 | We call those cirrius clouds. | 1.3717 | 0.05649 | 113 | 78 | 28 | 7 |
650 | Guiliani wants to be Mayor again. | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
651 | Don't look so worried, there's bound to be a silver lining. | 1.3714 | 0.04792 | 140 | 94 | 40 | 6 |
652 | Lets go before they start clapping! | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
653 | They seemed happier when we were staying indoors. | 1.3707 | 0.05548 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
654 | That's the Amazon Cloud because it's angry, pushy, and huge. | 1.3704 | 0.06253 | 108 | 78 | 20 | 10 |
655 | I think we're not sitting far enough apart. | 1.3704 | 0.05335 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
656 | Well, the weatherman did say that storm clouds would threaten any outdoor plans ... | 1.3704 | 0.05518 | 108 | 73 | 30 | 5 |
657 | Meanhouse gases | 1.3700 | 0.05972 | 100 | 69 | 25 | 6 |
658 | Well, there's cumulus, nimbus, anthropogenic, cirrus, psychotic and downright killer clouds. Now can we eat? | 1.3697 | 0.05581 | 119 | 83 | 28 | 8 |
659 | It’s not ‘so typical’ of me to say the clouds look angry - look! | 1.3696 | 0.05641 | 138 | 101 | 23 | 14 |
660 | Those clouds look threatening to me. | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
661 | Looks like global warming has gone global warning. | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
662 | I‘m feeling a little under the weather... | 1.3689 | 0.05852 | 103 | 71 | 26 | 6 |
663 | He’s big, angry, and out for attention. I see him as mayor in two weeks. | 1.3689 | 0.06071 | 122 | 90 | 19 | 13 |
664 | We stole his thunder. | 1.3684 | 0.05879 | 114 | 81 | 24 | 9 |
665 | No, I don't see a poodle and two cats. | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
666 | Two's company -- Three's a cloud. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
667 | Does it look like the weather is getting ugly? | 1.3680 | 0.05392 | 125 | 87 | 30 | 8 |
668 | So you said your last boyfriend had anger issues and a god complex? | 1.3680 | 0.05627 | 125 | 89 | 26 | 10 |
669 | Is it just me, or is the weather getting more aggressive every year? | 1.3680 | 0.05148 | 125 | 85 | 34 | 6 |
670 | Funny, I thought Trump lost! | 1.3673 | 0.06387 | 98 | 70 | 20 | 8 |
671 | Well, the forecast did say 'Cloudy with a chance of rage.' | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
672 | Look, that one’s shaped like an idiot! | 1.3670 | 0.06205 | 109 | 79 | 20 | 10 |
673 | I’m not connected to the cloud | 1.3669 | 0.04912 | 139 | 95 | 37 | 7 |
674 | Climate change is getting real nasty... | 1.3664 | 0.05653 | 131 | 95 | 24 | 12 |
675 | Are you sure you don't see a face? | 1.3664 | 0.05107 | 131 | 90 | 34 | 7 |
676 | No, I see a bunny rabbit. | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
677 | Who ya gonna' call? | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
678 | It’s a pugilist nimbu | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
679 | It is only Trump. All he is now is wind! | 1.3659 | 0.06029 | 123 | 91 | 19 | 13 |
680 | Nimbostratusmeathead formation. We won’t get a drop. | 1.3656 | 0.06627 | 93 | 67 | 18 | 8 |
681 | Word got out about your aerosol hair spray. | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
682 | Could be worse, could be ants. | 1.3654 | 0.05806 | 104 | 72 | 26 | 6 |
683 | The weather has turned on us. | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
684 | I don’t like the look of those clouds | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
685 | Yeah, a fluffy unicorn. I see it too. | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
686 | It's all that hot air coming up from Florida. | 1.3646 | 0.06806 | 96 | 71 | 15 | 10 |
687 | It doesn’t look like the weather is going to cooperate. | 1.3644 | 0.05471 | 118 | 82 | 29 | 7 |
688 | Wow, Honey. That was some fart. | 1.3636 | 0.06650 | 99 | 73 | 16 | 10 |
689 | So maybe we ditched the mask mandate too soon? | 1.3630 | 0.05216 | 135 | 95 | 31 | 9 |
690 | Honey, not sure if trusting the Cloud was a good idea | 1.3630 | 0.05624 | 135 | 99 | 23 | 13 |
691 | Honestly, I don't see it. | 1.3628 | 0.05343 | 113 | 77 | 31 | 5 |
692 | It looks as if ants aren't the real threat this picnic. | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
693 | Anger, hatred, cancel culture... it's all in the cloud now. | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
694 | It looks like the weather has turned against us. | 1.3628 | 0.05343 | 113 | 77 | 31 | 5 |
695 | It's an aggressive way to tell me I've exceeded my cloud storage. | 1.3628 | 0.06166 | 113 | 83 | 19 | 11 |
696 | My Zadie, may he rest in peace, isn’t too happy you’re Catholic. | 1.3628 | 0.05905 | 113 | 81 | 23 | 9 |
697 | I told you not to upload your mom's picture to the cloud. | 1.3627 | 0.06504 | 102 | 75 | 17 | 10 |
698 | Best cut back on your Valium dose. I'm not seeing your fluffy little bunny there. | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
699 | Maybe the Mayans were right. | 1.3622 | 0.05439 | 127 | 90 | 28 | 9 |
700 | I hate it when weather turns violent. | 1.3613 | 0.05690 | 119 | 85 | 25 | 9 |
701 | Since Twitter and Facebook barred him, he's been trolling the cloud. | 1.3613 | 0.05434 | 119 | 83 | 29 | 7 |
702 | Yup. They’re kicking in. I’m definitely feeling something now. | 1.3611 | 0.05497 | 108 | 74 | 29 | 5 |
703 | Please tell me that you are seeing what I am seeing. | 1.3611 | 0.05803 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
704 | Uh, did I hear you say your father's name is Zeus? | 1.3607 | 0.05710 | 122 | 88 | 24 | 10 |
705 | I said cirrus not serious! | 1.3604 | 0.05399 | 111 | 76 | 30 | 5 |
706 | Why can't he Admit he Lost... | 1.3604 | 0.06110 | 111 | 81 | 20 | 10 |
707 | ....I've heard of angry skies but this is ridiculous. | 1.3604 | 0.05399 | 111 | 76 | 30 | 5 |
708 | The ugly side of cloud computing. | 1.3603 | 0.05780 | 136 | 102 | 19 | 15 |
709 | I never thought Trump would end up in Heaven! | 1.3600 | 0.05611 | 125 | 90 | 25 | 10 |
710 | Looks like we'll be fighting the rain tonight. | 1.3596 | 0.05727 | 114 | 81 | 25 | 8 |
711 | I liked it better when the clouds looked like little bunnies. | 1.3596 | 0.05861 | 114 | 82 | 23 | 9 |
712 | If I had to mansplain that, I’d say it’s cumufurious. | 1.3596 | 0.05992 | 114 | 83 | 21 | 10 |
713 | I'm suddenly concerned about climate change | 1.3590 | 0.05491 | 117 | 82 | 28 | 7 |
714 | I guess climate change really is a threat! | 1.3590 | 0.05355 | 117 | 81 | 30 | 6 |
715 | Did you forget the wine? | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
716 | Rows and flows of angel hair and ice cream castles in the air? Seriously? | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
717 | Why so cirrus? | 1.3579 | 0.05970 | 95 | 66 | 24 | 5 |
718 | This does remind me of a Simon and Garfunkel song." | 1.3578 | 0.05905 | 109 | 78 | 23 | 8 |
719 | I beleive those are Cumulominous clouds | 1.3577 | 0.05552 | 123 | 88 | 26 | 9 |
720 | It's threatening to rain. | 1.3571 | 0.05475 | 98 | 66 | 29 | 3 |
721 | Stormy Daniels? I thought it looked more like Stormy Trump | 1.3571 | 0.06195 | 112 | 83 | 18 | 11 |
722 | Thank you for getting us ‘End of the World’ tickets, I was afraid I’d miss it; and this charcuterie board, delicious! | 1.3571 | 0.06364 | 98 | 71 | 19 | 8 |
723 | I think you’ve reached your cloud storage limit. | 1.3571 | 0.06686 | 98 | 73 | 15 | 10 |
724 | That reminds me...I need more cloud space. | 1.3565 | 0.05948 | 115 | 84 | 21 | 10 |
725 | So that’s what the weatherman meant by ‘cloudy with a chance of rage.’ | 1.3565 | 0.05550 | 115 | 81 | 27 | 7 |
726 | That one sorta looks like the 45th president of the United States. | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
727 | Now that's an angry sky. | 1.3558 | 0.05452 | 104 | 71 | 29 | 4 |
728 | Doesn’t seem to be silver-lined, eh? | 1.3558 | 0.05452 | 104 | 71 | 29 | 4 |
729 | You always see the worst in things Sean | 1.3558 | 0.06397 | 104 | 77 | 17 | 10 |
730 | No, I don’t think it looks like my mother. | 1.3554 | 0.05230 | 121 | 84 | 31 | 6 |
731 | Apparently my cloud storage bill is overdue. | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
732 | What was in those brownies you brought? | 1.3551 | 0.05827 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 7 |
733 | We survived the Trump Administration, this storm will pass too. | 1.3551 | 0.06122 | 107 | 78 | 20 | 9 |
734 | I see a cat and a chicken. | 1.3548 | 0.05515 | 124 | 89 | 26 | 9 |
735 | The press release said he was moving to his golf club in New Jersey. What’s he doing in Central Park? | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
736 | If that's low pressure we're naming it wrong. | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
737 | Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is a Pommelus cloud | 1.3545 | 0.05716 | 110 | 78 | 25 | 7 |
738 | Are you sure you’re not just projecting? | 1.3545 | 0.05416 | 110 | 76 | 29 | 5 |
739 | I’m just happy to be vaccinated and out of the house. | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
740 | I'll just go get a bottle of wine. Be right back | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
741 | Relax. The CDC says we can ignore airborne threats now that we're vaccinated. | 1.3535 | 0.06310 | 99 | 72 | 19 | 8 |
742 | I blame de Blasio | 1.3534 | 0.05511 | 116 | 82 | 27 | 7 |
743 | They don't look that threatening to me. | 1.3534 | 0.05511 | 116 | 82 | 27 | 7 |
744 | So you say your ex is the almighty Zeus...? | 1.3534 | 0.05776 | 116 | 84 | 23 | 9 |
745 | After 2020, what could it do to us? | 1.3534 | 0.05905 | 116 | 85 | 21 | 10 |
746 | When you invited me, I probably should have mentioned that I washed my car this morning. | 1.3534 | 0.05645 | 116 | 83 | 25 | 8 |
747 | That one looks like your mother. I’m sorry, but you did ask. | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
748 | No, I don’t see it as a fluffy teddy bear. | 1.3529 | 0.05415 | 119 | 84 | 28 | 7 |
749 | I rather prefer the one with God reaching out to touch Adam's finger. | 1.3524 | 0.05238 | 105 | 71 | 31 | 3 |
750 | You told me you’re a meteorologist! You never said anything about being married to your job! | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
751 | I suppose I might not like it if people talked about me all the time either. | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
752 | The only thing I can see in the clouds is your angry father. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
753 | You talk about your ex like he's a god. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
754 | And today of ALL days you tell me to delete my Instagram | 1.3516 | 0.05033 | 128 | 89 | 33 | 6 |
755 | Partly sunny with a chance of rain”- why do you ask | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
756 | And that one looks like your Dad. | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
757 | But it might not be us--there are several thousand people seeing these same clouds." | 1.3505 | 0.05492 | 97 | 66 | 28 | 3 |
758 | Do you think it wants the pie? | 1.3505 | 0.06722 | 97 | 73 | 14 | 10 |
759 | I slipped and called them ‘Wind Bags’, but just look at their over-blown reaction! | 1.3504 | 0.05605 | 117 | 84 | 25 | 8 |
760 | Ok - just tell them you drive a hybrid | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
761 | It looks like you uploaded a virus. | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
762 | He's bluffing...I say we stay and enjoy our picnic. | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
763 | Yes, I did wash the car this morning. Why? | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
764 | Tough cloud tonight. | 1.3495 | 0.06575 | 103 | 78 | 14 | 11 |
765 | OMG he got his twitter account back | 1.3495 | 0.06279 | 103 | 76 | 18 | 9 |
766 | Is it just me, or is that a threatening sky? | 1.3486 | 0.05884 | 109 | 79 | 22 | 8 |
767 | Is it the brie, or does that cloud look constipated? | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
768 | For God's sake Christy, where did you get those mushrooms from? | 1.3483 | 0.06001 | 89 | 62 | 23 | 4 |
769 | I'm guessing mother nature isn't as happy about going back to normal as we are | 1.3483 | 0.06001 | 89 | 62 | 23 | 4 |
770 | The weather has turned violent. | 1.3482 | 0.05486 | 112 | 79 | 27 | 6 |
771 | It’s so nice things are finally getting back to normal | 1.3482 | 0.06044 | 112 | 83 | 19 | 10 |
772 | Normally it’s just the omnipresent decline of morality that makes me feel threatened. | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
773 | Do you have a sacrifice for the gods....or maybe an umbrella? | 1.3478 | 0.06814 | 92 | 69 | 14 | 9 |
774 | Hmm, evil? I just see an angry toddler. | 1.3478 | 0.05530 | 115 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
775 | Don't be alarmed. We've had our second shot. | 1.3475 | 0.05433 | 118 | 84 | 27 | 7 |
776 | No, I still don't believe we have a climate change problem! | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
777 | I was going to say I saw a ducky and a horsie, but I changed my mind. | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
778 | You think it’s going to rain? | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
779 | is it too late to ask for a rain check? | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
780 | I told you it would come again another day! | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
781 | Is he throwing shade? | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
782 | The Covid cloud’s still hanging over us.” | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
783 | What would Joni Mitchel do right now? | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
784 | After being inside for the past year, I’m starting to feel like we are no longer welcome outside. | 1.3458 | 0.05954 | 107 | 78 | 21 | 8 |
785 | I might have forgotten to renew our subscription to the Cloud. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
786 | English Major, film minor; trust me, this is NOT symbolism. | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
787 | Louise, for the last time, I'm a psychokineticist not a meteorologist. | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
788 | I see your face everywhere. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
789 | Enough with the cloud-shape game. | 1.3441 | 0.06395 | 93 | 68 | 18 | 7 |
790 | Sometimes I feel the universe is against me. | 1.3441 | 0.06395 | 93 | 68 | 18 | 7 |
791 | I can go grab a bottle of wine, really it would be no trouble | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
792 | I used to see castles and puppies. | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
793 | Do you ever feel like you're living in a pharmaceutical commercial? | 1.3435 | 0.05813 | 131 | 100 | 17 | 14 |
794 | Did you bring any protection? | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
795 | You’re right, apocalypse in person is much better than zoom | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
796 | I see the Donald. How about you? | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
797 | He looks awfully cirrus. | 1.3423 | 0.05651 | 111 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
798 | He's extremely cirrus about climate change. | 1.3423 | 0.05794 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 8 |
799 | I think it's trying to tell us something. | 1.3423 | 0.05353 | 111 | 78 | 28 | 5 |
800 | We should never have discussed where to meet on the cloud. | 1.3421 | 0.05112 | 114 | 79 | 31 | 4 |
801 | I knew I shouldn't have stolen its silver lining. | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
802 | I'm no astrologer, but this can't be a good sign. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
803 | I never know if the clouds are angry or if i’m just projecting | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
804 | Remember the song,'Spirit in the Sky? This is the Polar Vortex version. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
805 | Now, without any sudden moves, check your weather app. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
806 | I don’t know why, but I feel like there’s this cloud hanging over me. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
807 | Looks like it wants to reign. | 1.3412 | 0.07012 | 85 | 64 | 13 | 8 |
808 | Honey - why did you call him a nimbus. That’s such an insult | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
809 | I just don't want to be the first to leave | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
810 | You know how people say you can see things in the clouds. I never believed that until now. | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
811 | Fly the friendly skies," they said. Look what happens when we stop flying | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
812 | I may be just an old public school English teacher, but I think that I know pathetic fallacy when I see it! | 1.3404 | 0.05214 | 141 | 104 | 26 | 11 |
813 | Looks like your ex got his skywriting permit. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
814 | and we were concerned about ants? | 1.3402 | 0.06535 | 97 | 73 | 15 | 9 |
815 | This whole climate change thing makes me miss old fashioned rainstorms. | 1.3400 | 0.06391 | 100 | 75 | 16 | 9 |
816 | Cloud NEIN!!! | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
817 | Don’t worry, he’s just full of hot air. We were absolutely here first! | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
818 | They said, "Threat of rain today," but Jeez.... | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
819 | Well, angry but not mushroom at least,, | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
820 | Oh I forgot to tell you. Zeus is my ex. | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
821 | That's funny, I just see an elephant. | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
822 | I don’t have a good feeling about this. | 1.3394 | 0.05564 | 109 | 78 | 25 | 6 |
823 | ‘I just don’t see it, John. Point to the face again for me.’ | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
824 | Did you pack our masks? | 1.3393 | 0.05160 | 112 | 78 | 30 | 4 |
825 | They want equal time with sunsets. | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
826 | All I see is my Ex. | 1.3393 | 0.05463 | 112 | 80 | 26 | 6 |
827 | Acid Rain? | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
828 | Either we’re in for some nasty weather or I’m having another psychotic episode. | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 80 | 31 | 4 |
829 | Global warming has evolved to Climate Mood Swings! | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
830 | I knew we took off our masks too soon. | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
831 | I don't think masks will help. | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
832 | דער מענטש טראַכט און גאָט לאַכט | 1.3371 | 0.06769 | 89 | 67 | 14 | 8 |
833 | You see an angry monster about to attack? I see a very sad little boy needing a hug! | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
834 | I've been environmentally conscious my entire life, and this is what I get? | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
835 | Did you say your husband is with the Weather Channel? | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
836 | How many Times did you enter your password incorrectly? | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
837 | That one looks like my boss. | 1.3368 | 0.05314 | 95 | 65 | 28 | 2 |
838 | Before I started therapy, I used to see threats everywhere. | 1.3367 | 0.05013 | 98 | 66 | 31 | 1 |
839 | Grievances are cumulative, you know. | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
840 | I liked it better when ‘angry clouds’ was just a metaphor for rain. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
841 | Cloudy with a chance of cataclysmic, skin melting acid rain. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
842 | Was your ex-boyfriend a Weather Man? | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 72 | 24 | 5 |
843 | What did we do this time? | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
844 | Usually I'd say I see a doggy or a ducky, but today the clouds look a little more ominous. | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
845 | The forecast was right. A mix of sun and cloud with a chance of tantrums. | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
846 | Sweetie… there is no evidence that climate change makes storms more aggressive | 1.3364 | 0.05930 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
847 | Uh oh. Looks like it may get muggy. | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
848 | The weatherman said there was a threat of foul weather, but I just don’t see it. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
849 | Something tells me my cloud-based apps crashed. | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
850 | A sign from God? Don't you think that's overreacting a bit? | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
851 | You know what they say, two’s company, three’s a cloud. | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
852 | Those are some cirrus looking clouds. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
853 | There is a lot of anger in cyberspace these days. Whatever happened to fluffy clouds and the lazy days of summer? | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
854 | They say data cloud migration is very bad this time of year. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
855 | I have a feeling that forgetting to bring an umbrella is the least of our problems. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
856 | We've made it too hot for them to precipitate. | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
857 | I paraded on his rain. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
858 | Really? I just see a horse. | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
859 | The cloud game? What do I see? Uh, you go first. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
860 | I see Donald Trump, Roger Stone, and Rudy Giuliani, and they’re really, really mad. What do you see? | 1.3333 | 0.06567 | 96 | 73 | 14 | 9 |
861 | It seems directed at you, dear. | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
862 | I prefer Angry Birds | 1.3333 | 0.05087 | 114 | 80 | 30 | 4 |
863 | Better pack up the picnic, Helen. That’s an angry looking sky. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
864 | Well, the weatherman got it right this time, it's definitely threatening! | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
865 | THIS could end the debate about climate change. | 1.3333 | 0.05456 | 102 | 72 | 26 | 4 |
866 | So, your ex. is a skywriter? | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
867 | They hate it when you call them 'angry' storm clouds. They prefer the phrase 'fully committed.' | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
868 | Umm, I think climate change just became more aggressive. | 1.3333 | 0.06872 | 87 | 66 | 13 | 8 |
869 | I'm sure it's just a UFO, Mother Nature loves us. | 1.3333 | 0.05369 | 93 | 64 | 27 | 2 |
870 | He's had it out for me ever since I peed in the ocean. | 1.3333 | 0.07062 | 93 | 73 | 9 | 11 |
871 | For just $0.99 monthly it smiles. | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
872 | I left something in the car, I’ll be right back. | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
873 | They said "cloudy with a chance of getting your ass kicked." | 1.3333 | 0.06029 | 108 | 81 | 18 | 9 |
874 | Of course I take it personally. | 1.3333 | 0.06436 | 102 | 78 | 14 | 10 |
875 | It’s ready to rumble. | 1.3333 | 0.05800 | 114 | 85 | 20 | 9 |
876 | Honey we have been playing cloud matching game for hours now, but they all just look like your mum. | 1.3333 | 0.04912 | 126 | 89 | 32 | 5 |
877 | We should go. The weather looks threatening. | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
878 | It's not your ex, it's the humidity. | 1.3309 | 0.05145 | 139 | 103 | 26 | 10 |
879 | Everyone's a critic. | 1.3308 | 0.05088 | 133 | 97 | 28 | 8 |
880 | Rain? No. Just an Old Testament pattern of petulance that will blow right on through. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
881 | Are we still holding out hope for 2021? | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
882 | "In like a lion, out like a son of a bitch." | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
883 | Well, even paranoiacs have real enemies, honey. | 1.3302 | 0.05315 | 106 | 75 | 27 | 4 |
884 | This was my nightmare as a little kid. Oscar the Grouch as a grown up. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
885 | Now that the pandemic is ending, what do we have to worry about? | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
886 | Relax honey,every cloud has a silver lining. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
887 | I'm late paying for cloud storage again | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
888 | I probably shouldn't have said the weather sucks on my weather app. | 1.3301 | 0.05412 | 103 | 73 | 26 | 4 |
889 | Why that’s a clobber-ya-nimbus cloud menacing in the horizon. | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
890 | Remember when threatening weather just meant an impending storm? | 1.3300 | 0.06522 | 100 | 77 | 13 | 10 |
891 | After the year we’ve had, I’m not even phased anymore | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
892 | You said it was supposed to be impartially cloudy today! | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
893 | One of us might have to convert. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
894 | I don’t know. Looks threatening to me. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
895 | Don’t worry. He has resting bitch face. | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
896 | Your old boyfriend? | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
897 | He wants us off his lawn. | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
898 | The weatherman wasn't lying when he said we were going to be hit by a storm today. | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
899 | He knows I’m married. | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
900 | I think we should break up. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
901 | Everybody needs a hug. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
902 | Maybe this isn’t the best time to pop an important question. | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
903 | Look its not you, it's the cloud... | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
904 | The Navy says it’s a UFO but I just don’t see it. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
905 | Was it something we said or something we did? | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
906 | Clouds were nicer without data stored inside. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
907 | I told you it was threatening rain today... | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
908 | I don't know, I don't see any silver linings here | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
909 | Those clouds have been threatening all day, but now I think it’s more than just a threat. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
910 | He says they're sick of being called fluffy. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
911 | He looks so much angrier without a mask on | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
912 | I think I ate one too many pot brownies! | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
913 | But they blocked his Twitter account! | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
914 | I look at clouds from both sides now. | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
915 | I see a bluebird singing a beautiful song about you and me and our life ahead. What do you see?" | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
916 | The forecast said cloudy with a chance of pain. | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
917 | Let's go to church whatya say? | 1.3265 | 0.06450 | 98 | 75 | 14 | 9 |
918 | The windy city is more hostile than I expected. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
919 | So when you said your ex had his head in the clouds... | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
920 | Stop putting everything in the cloud! | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
921 | Who knew The Cloud actually reads the personal data! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
922 | Those are some mean looking storm clouds rolling in! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
923 | At least it isn't a mushroom cloud. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
924 | Who’s going to tell him that we don’t need to wear masks outside anymore? | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
925 | I think we'd better pack up, the skies are starting to look ugly. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
926 | We are on cloud 6 | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
927 | They always claim the cloud is ‘secure’. Personally, I think it’s a bit insecure. | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
928 | Climate change is getting hard to ignore. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
929 | ... and what do you mean by ‘that cloud reminds me of you.’? | 1.3248 | 0.05926 | 117 | 90 | 16 | 11 |
930 | He looks pretty steamed about something. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
931 | We should leave...it seems to be protecting its young. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
932 | Looks like all hail's gonna break loose. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
933 | Well, you see, my mother never did like to see me dating. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
934 | This isn’t what I pictured when you said your ex had his head in the clouds | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
935 | I just remembered I wanted to talk to you about your family. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 74 | 28 | 3 |
936 | I think I should schedule that therapy session. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
937 | Did we miss the public radio pledge drive? | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
938 | They say the spirit of Donald, Don Jr. and Eric still lurks over the old building site. | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
939 | Boy, clouds are funny. I see a man walking his two Chihuahuas. | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
940 | We're in for some nasty weather | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
941 | It’s part of a government experiment to turn angry participation into angry precipitation. | 1.3232 | 0.06393 | 99 | 76 | 14 | 9 |
942 | The weather has turned pretty cirrus. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
943 | Honestly, I find it refreshing to be disappointed by something familiar again. | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
944 | Well, they did say the weather would turn threatening. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
945 | You left all your old EX's photos in the Cloud, didn't you? | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
946 | Geez, all I said was "rain rain go away ... " | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
947 | I thought 'cloudy with a chance of pain' was a typo... | 1.3229 | 0.06866 | 96 | 76 | 9 | 11 |
948 | I probably should have told to I used to date someone in the Cloud. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
949 | You never told me that your father disapproved of me. Or that he was a cloud. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
950 | Microdosing does have a few minor side effects. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
951 | You think the scientists were on to something? | 1.3222 | 0.06672 | 90 | 69 | 13 | 8 |
952 | The weather said “Threatening afternoon Clouds” but this is ridiculous! | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
953 | The Gods must be angry | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
954 | The effects of these transgressions are cumulotive, honey | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
955 | I back all my personal stuff up to the cloud, don't you? | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
956 | But Fauchi said we could now sit 3 feet away from one another... | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
957 | Looks more like serious than cirrus. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
958 | It’s the Mona Lisa effect. It only appears to be looking right at us. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
959 | Mom did promise that she'd watch over me | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
960 | The way I look at it is, behind every dark cloud is new CDC guidance. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
961 | The weatherman was certainly right when he called for threatening skies. | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
962 | Now do you believe climate change is real? | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
963 | 'Is it me or does that lady on our right have a really long beard?' | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
964 | I think he’s mad it’s leg day | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
965 | I guess I never really knew what angry clouds were. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
966 | That one looks but like your mother. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
967 | Well, there's one that doesn't look like a chicken. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
968 | Actually, I'll never leave my wife, and I think I'll go home now. | 1.3204 | 0.06203 | 103 | 79 | 15 | 9 |
969 | The sky looks threatening. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
970 | Did we stay indoors too long so that nature took over the city? | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
971 | These aren't our fair weather friends, Cheryl. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
972 | Maybe we’re just anthropomorphizing? | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
973 | Is the 2024 campaign really starting now? | 1.3182 | 0.06770 | 88 | 68 | 12 | 8 |
974 | Don’t worry, it’s only a bad omen if you believe in that stuff. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
975 | What exactly was in that potato salad? | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
976 | The weather does look rather threatening today, doesn't it? | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
977 | Do you believe in weather weirding? | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
978 | You know how clouds sometimes look like pleasant things? | 1.3178 | 0.05074 | 107 | 76 | 28 | 3 |
979 | Don’t worry. It’s only partly cloudy. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
980 | Could it be the camembert? | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
981 | Well, it's just not the summer of love anymore. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
982 | No, I don't see a fluffy pillow or a bunny. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
983 | Do you ever feel like climate change is coming for you? | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
984 | That's the meanest cloud I've ever seen | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
985 | The forecast called for an angry storm. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
986 | Climate angry, very very angry | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
987 | Bunnies? Why yes, they do look like bunnies!" | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
988 | Don't worry, he looks constipated. | 1.3167 | 0.05549 | 120 | 91 | 20 | 9 |
989 | Climate change is definitely getting more personal. | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
990 | I didn't post any nasty political material to the cloud, did you? | 1.3163 | 0.05148 | 98 | 69 | 27 | 2 |
991 | Well I'm sorry I just don't see it. It looks like a uterus to me. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
992 | They stay by his side in case he has toget up and rain in the middle of the night. | 1.3163 | 0.06255 | 98 | 75 | 15 | 8 |
993 | Now that's what I'd call an occluded affront | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
994 | I know exactly how he feels - who draws a picnic with bread and cheese and leaves out the wine? | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
995 | Ugh, uninvited gusts | 1.3158 | 0.06396 | 95 | 73 | 14 | 8 |
996 | I’m telling you, is just a hoax | 1.3158 | 0.06396 | 95 | 73 | 14 | 8 |
997 | I'd suggest staying longer, but the clouds are becoming threatening. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
998 | Actually, I’m not a devout atheist. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
999 | I guess Trump found a way to overcome his Twitter ban | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1000 | It started with Bob Dylan going electric. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1001 | Looks like we're in for nasty weather. | 1.3146 | 0.05671 | 89 | 64 | 22 | 3 |
1002 | We won't get wet. Those are rage clouds, not rain clouds. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1003 | Oh, so for once you see it too? | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1004 | This is definitely not cloud nine | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1005 | Blue skies frowning at me | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1006 | He's been following me around because I'm not wearing a mask! | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1007 | Don't worry, he's full of hot air. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1008 | So, here's a fun fact ... not every cloud has a silver lining! | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1009 | Is this what they mean when they say "the gods are angry?" | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1010 | I hate to eat and run...but | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1011 | We're vaccinated. So why do I still feel like something bad's about to happen? | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1012 | I try to look at clouds from both sides. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1013 | You’re such an optimist, Fern. I see something way different. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1014 | Does your ex still work on Amazon's cloud? | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1015 | Uh oh, Lisa, I think I might have over-microdosed. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1016 | Maybe he just didn't hear the news that vaccinated people can take their masks off in public | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1017 | Today’s forecast looks partly angry with a chance of showers | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1018 | I always thought “threatening cloud” was just a metaphor. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1019 | So that's what extreme weather looks like. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1020 | Cumulus, nimbus or apocalyptic? | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
1021 | Have you noticed how threatening today's weather is? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1022 | A glass of Chardonnay before the Apocalypse, darling? | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1023 | It’s his post-Twitter blog. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1024 | I just have a feeling something bad is going to happen. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1025 | Maybe we should call it climate vengeance. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1026 | Raincheck? | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 64 | 24 | 2 |
1027 | Tell me you didn't upload another cat video. | 1.3111 | 0.06637 | 90 | 70 | 12 | 8 |
1028 | Now there's a threatening cloud. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1029 | No, I’m not anthropomorphizing. The sky really does look angry. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1030 | It seems like a lot of things remind you of your previous marriage. | 1.3107 | 0.06175 | 103 | 80 | 14 | 9 |
1031 | I told you he wouldn’t like it if you called his wife “puffy” | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1032 | They banned him from Twitter. | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1033 | Threatening clouds today | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
1034 | I guess I just don't see it. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1035 | Keep smiling, don’t look intimidated, reduce your carbon footprint, and we’ll be okay. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1036 | Looks like someone ran out of storage. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1037 | It’s been a tough year for him - no parades to rain on. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
1038 | Honey, do you remember where we parked the Ark? | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1039 | Maybe naming your chihuahua Thor wasn't your best idea. | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1040 | I owe him data protection money. | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1041 | As long as it breaks the humidity. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1042 | He’s all fluff. Let’s eat. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1043 | The forecast did warn of threatening skies... | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1044 | I think we have been inside for too long. We have to fight the elements now | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1045 | I’ll admit, this time, the weather is as bad as they predicted | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1046 | Try not to make eye contact! | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1047 | In four months people will call it a tourist visit! | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1048 | That cloud looks ready to burst. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1049 | We gotta stop using plastic. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1050 | I owe some guys a rain check | 1.3086 | 0.06948 | 81 | 63 | 11 | 7 |
1051 | I think it's a new cloud of disinformation. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1052 | Something wicked this way comes.... | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1053 | Looks like they're fed up with computing. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1054 | Quick, show him your tits. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1055 | LOOKS LIKE A CLOUD OF RESENTMENT UP THERE. I WONDER WHERE THAT CAME FROM. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1056 | He’s bluffing. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1057 | It looks like a fluffy bunny...with a carrot up its ass | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1058 | He just got downgraded from a tornado to a sprinkle so he is a little upset. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1059 | I think he's saying he's going to reign... | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1060 | Three’s a cloud. | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
1061 | I told you you talk up a storm! | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1062 | The weather forecast did call for cloudy with a chance of mean | 1.3068 | 0.05447 | 88 | 63 | 23 | 2 |
1063 | Hmmm... I’m seeing him everywhere. Is Trump Derangement Syndrome actually real? | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1064 | The weather looks angry. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1065 | Although I know every cloud has a silver lining, I’m afraid this one’s got a “Silver Back”! | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1066 | "Looks like someone hacked the cloud." | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1067 | I heard the S’Mores are rising up and demanding their rights all over the country. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1068 | So you're Baptist, and I worship Thor. I still think we can make it work. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1069 | I remember as a child I saw bunnies and puppies. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1070 | What's louder and scarier than a thunder clap? | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1071 | They took away his Twitter account, so now he's trying to dominate the air waves. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1072 | What makes you think a storm is coming? | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1073 | I got the feeling that something...,something big is going to happen. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1074 | I guess this is what they mean by ‘threatening weather’ | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1075 | Trump just won't admit he lost the election." | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1076 | I hope he's not the one I uploaded my files to. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1077 | Looks like another pounding’s coming over the horizon – never fails on national car wash day. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1078 | Really? It just looks like a giant cotton ball to me. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1079 | OMG, Trump is moving back to Manhattan! | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1080 | And you thought you would get away with climate change | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1081 | What was in those brownies? | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1082 | You know--this is Trump's fault | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1083 | Looks like you overstayed your welcome on cloud no. 9 | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1084 | All I said was "Don't the clouds look light and fluffy today." | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1085 | We’d better go. It looks like it might start spitting. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
1086 | The weather's a bit pissy today, don't you think? | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1087 | Just realised I shouldn't have uploaded THAT file to the cloud. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1088 | And that’s why I don’t keep my pictures in the cloud. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1089 | Somehow I knew bagels and cream cheese this morning was going be the best part of the day! | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1090 | I feel a nasty storm brewing! | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
1091 | Looks like Google Cloud now has Trump's Tweets. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1092 | I'm a little concerned about this new phase of climate change. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1093 | The weatherman did predict threatening clouds. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1094 | Not sure if this is a sign to breakup or just stay home | 1.3036 | 0.04718 | 112 | 80 | 30 | 2 |
1095 | Cloud security makes you hard to access. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1096 | I'm not paranoid. It's just that cloud surveillance really worries me. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1097 | Whatever it is, I didn't do it! | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1098 | The temper is in the 80s today. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1099 | So many things I would have done but clouds got in the way". Now I get it | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1100 | We’re going straight to hail. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1101 | Seeing couples outside again is giving him cumulust. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1102 | Oh look, that cloud’s in the shape of Russell Crowe looking for a fight! | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1103 | I'm thinking that nature has had it with us humans. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1104 | Someone must have left open the gate at Mar a Lago again. | 1.3023 | 0.07031 | 86 | 69 | 8 | 9 |
1105 | Is this what they meant by 'high pressure' system? | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1106 | I miss ants. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1107 | That’s not what I meant by rapture. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1108 | That’s my spirit cloud. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1109 | Maybe let’s not talk about the weather?” | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1110 | Fire ants, mosquitoes, horse flies, hornets, killer bees, rabid rats and now this. Do you think nature is trying to tell us something? | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1111 | I meant to tell you; I moved all our wedding pictures to the cloud. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1112 | Yes, I see a bunny rabbit too. | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
1113 | Sure, the clouds look like they've developed sentience and are less than pleased, but what about how I feel? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1114 | He wants all of our cheese! | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1115 | I suspect it's a reaction to acid rain! | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1116 | Wait, your mother’s maiden name is Nature!? | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1117 | This might be the shrooms talking but that cloud wants to kill me. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1118 | Something tells me your family knows about us. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1119 | I'm starting to take global warming personally. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1120 | Even the clouds want more than I can give. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1121 | I'm not paranoid. I'm not paranoid. I'm not paranoid. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1122 | At least the ants don't look menacing. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1123 | That cloud reminds me of my DAD | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1124 | Kiss Her!! | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1125 | Maybe we should be getting worried about the Climate Change situation. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1126 | I think he wants us to sit six feet apart! | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1127 | His new tweets are stuck in the clouds now. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1128 | Do you ever feel like the whole world is out to get you? | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1129 | I was wondering what the report meant by "heavyweight weather". | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1130 | They call it "bad weather", but what if it has its reasons? | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1131 | So that’s what an angry sky looks like | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1132 | So long story short, we have to sacrifice one weather man | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1133 | Did the CDC say anything about avoiding large clouds? | 1.3000 | 0.06787 | 90 | 72 | 9 | 9 |
1134 | I love how you see an angry rain cloud and all I see is your mother coming to wreck our fun. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1135 | This is serious weather | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1136 | Think of all the garbage that get's stored on the cloud. You'd be angry too. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1137 | I don't blame him. He hasn't messed anyone's day in over a year. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1138 | So, is that a No? | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1139 | I hope it is nothing personal | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1140 | Let's get out of here then. I've got inkblots at home. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1141 | If only there was a sign that climate change was real... | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1142 | That one looks like your father. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1143 | Don´t worry, it´s social distancing | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
1144 | Can we go back to cloud nine? | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1145 | I'm afraid I too have seen clouds from both sides now. | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1146 | A friend of yours? | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1147 | I'm looking for the silver lining, but I just don't see it | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
1148 | When your father said he’d be the cloud hanging over our relationship, I didn’t think he meant it literally. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1149 | Do you think that’s the 3rd or 4th wave? | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1150 | Look on the bright side. It’ll be a helluva rainbow. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1151 | This weather is looking nasty | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1152 | Bezos said he was expanding the cloud...I didn’t think he meant this. | 1.2976 | 0.06728 | 84 | 66 | 11 | 7 |
1153 | A duck? Thats what you see? I see an angry face. Look, there's the frown and it even has fists and some little friends! | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1154 | I just can't shake the feeling your father is still watching us. | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1155 | It’s spooky. No matter where you put your blanket, the eyes are staring right at you. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
1156 | I think I should return to Xanax | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1157 | Never rub a stratocumulus the wrong way. | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1158 | Really, I’m not usually a pessimist... | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1159 | They told us the climate would change but no one warned us it would get this moody | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1160 | That’s funny. The forecast said only a slight chance of super vengeful and deliberately evil storms today | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1161 | Two’s a company, three’s a cloud | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1162 | Why’s he staring at us? | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1163 | Okay, so becoming a fossil fuel lobbyist was a bit of a misfire. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1164 | Did you pay the iCloud account? | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1165 | He didn't want us to steal his thunder. | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1166 | Did you close the windows? | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1167 | Looks like your mother's joining us. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1168 | Looks like bunnies and lambs to me. What do you see? | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1169 | Damn it, Trump even ruined the clouds for me.” | 1.2957 | 0.05657 | 115 | 90 | 16 | 9 |
1170 | Let's call the bluff and crack open this baguette. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1171 | Looks like this storm is really going to pack a punch. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1172 | I "unfriended" him on Facebook. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1173 | So now we know what would happen if Mike Tyson married Joni Mitchell. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1174 | They said the second jab was bad | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1175 | I’m quite sure your father doesn’t like me Athena | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1176 | I dated his sister | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1177 | We're gonna need a bigger umbrella. | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1178 | I think all the talk about climate change is over emphasized | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1179 | Well, at least it's not ants. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1180 | A fighter of his stratus is the cumulus of years of condensation | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1181 | I’m so sorry. I’m feeling a bit under the weather. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1182 | The sky looks a little angry. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1183 | I knew the climate was changing, but this feels dramatic. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1184 | I’m torn—those clouds look menacing but we really need the rain. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1185 | I guess that means no? | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1186 | Now I'm not sure if I took my anti-anxiety medication... | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1187 | I don't see it | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1188 | Joni Mitchell was right after all... | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1189 | I don't know, Diana, I feel like your dad just doesn't like me. | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
1190 | Can we talk about this when the weather is more favorable? | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1191 | I think it's trying to rain. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1192 | They'll never make this stuff legal. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1193 | I keep getting signs that your family doesn't approve of me. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1194 | He’s just pissed that no one looks at him from both sides now | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1195 | Resting cloud face? | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
1196 | Yes, Linda, I think it is a sign! | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1197 | But we’re six feet apart! | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
1198 | Don’t look, it’s my ex. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1199 | It's not the heat, it's the pugility. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1200 | Ever since the sky started going to therapy, it’s been opening up a lot more. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1201 | This really is the era of outdoor entertainment... | 1.2931 | 0.04745 | 116 | 85 | 28 | 3 |
1202 | Ok, NOW can we consummate? | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1203 | Wait until you see the old devil moon | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1204 | Let's pack up. It looks like rage. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1205 | The clouds used to just roll in, but now they roll in with the punches. | 1.2929 | 0.06134 | 99 | 78 | 13 | 8 |
1206 | If he is trying to impress you, this will not end well. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1207 | I think they liked it better when they had the place to themselves during lockdown... | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1208 | You didn't tell me your ex was a cumulonimbus... | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1209 | Your mother never gives up, I thought she'd rest in peace. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1210 | This feels like a bad caption waiting to happen. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1211 | Wasn’t having an “earth day” enough? | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1212 | Looks like that hacker brother of yours might have breached the cloud again. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1213 | Looks like Hurricane Karen is coming to speak to the manager | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1214 | I probably shouldn't have said 'Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs' was a bad movie. | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1215 | That reminds me, your mother called this morning. | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1216 | You said your dad’s in heaven? | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1217 | The forecast was for threatening skies, but who knew he'd take it so personally? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1218 | Are you seeing someone else? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1219 | It's not an angry cloud, it just stormed the Capitol after its normal tourist visit. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1220 | Now, will you take climate change seriously? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1221 | I can’t remember if those are cumulus or acrimonious. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1222 | Now do you think defunding the meteorologists was a good idea? | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1223 | Any luck with your new antidepressant? | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1224 | I didn't think they meant the weather could turn... on us! | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1225 | We’d better go, Jim. This place doesn’t have a very friendly atmosphere. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1226 | That's not how I thought Mother Nature would look. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1227 | I no longer assume the worst. I look at clouds from both sides now. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1228 | I'm thinking we should have immediate public intercourse. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1229 | Trumpanzee is in bad mood? | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1230 | Are you sure that dark angry cloud hanging over our relationship is merely metaphorical? | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1231 | Oh crap. Anthropomorphic emissions. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1232 | I’m not seeing bows and flows of angel hair. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1233 | When you said your husband had his head in the clouds, you really weren’t joking, huh? | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1234 | Climate change....Cumulo-furious. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1235 | what the hell did you "upload"? | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1236 | I have a feeling that maybe this relationship isn't going to work out. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1237 | The weatherman said there was an 80% chance the gods would try to smite us. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1238 | Is this what Accuweather meant by 'storms threatening? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1239 | Time to change my cloud password | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1240 | If this is the gateway to heaven, I don’t want to see the other one. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1241 | Even weather here has a New York attitude. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1242 | I thought you said you broke up with him? | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
1243 | He just wants a hug. But is unsure if it’s too soon. | 1.2887 | 0.04851 | 97 | 70 | 26 | 1 |
1244 | They’re just not used to seeing people outside. | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1245 | If we had ants, it would be a perfect picnic. | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1246 | My gosh, you're right! It does look like an engagement ring! | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
1247 | I think it’s one of those Cloud Boys. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1248 | Do you want to move? There is a bit of a glare. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1249 | The weather looks threatening. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1250 | I think that it, too, has seen the Friends Reunion. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1251 | I think they are protesting the silver lining requirement. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1252 | The weatherman said that it will get stormy, not angry. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1253 | Relax... it’s fake clouds. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1254 | I may have uploaded something bad to the cloud. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1255 | It's not me...It's the gods that are telling us it's over. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1256 | Maybe we're overthinking this. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1257 | He hates it when you only see cauliflower. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1258 | At least we won't have to deal with ants. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1259 | Well at least Trump is not president anymore | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1260 | So “I can unleash the fury of the gods if irked” wasn’t just flirty online banter? | 1.2872 | 0.06350 | 94 | 75 | 11 | 8 |
1261 | I know you said your last relationship was a bit nebulous but wow! | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1262 | Father earth believes in corporal punishment | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
1263 | I just don't think our relationship can continue under this cloud of jealousy. | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
1264 | I told you the Cloud was gonna get upset if you uploaded one more picture of all your cats. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1265 | How about a rain check. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1266 | I thought storms only have one eye | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1267 | That's not the kind of climate change I had in mind. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1268 | They looked ominous from afar but by god this is downright intimidating. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1269 | Well that's a threatening cloud. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1270 | I really hate this naming storms thing. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
1271 | I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now and still somehow I think your ex is sending us a sign. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1272 | It looks threatening but it’s just hot air. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1273 | The weatherman said now that coronavirus is on the wane, we can expect it to start raining blood and frogs. | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
1274 | I don’t know if it’s picnic weather. That cloud looks menacing. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1275 | It looks like another one has reached its saturation point. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1276 | I see your father’s disapproval everywhere. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1277 | So...This is not what I paid the skywriter to do. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1278 | Fitting that your father shows himself on our anniversary. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1279 | I know I’m not supposed to talk about the weather, but... | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
1280 | Ted, did you upload another screenplay to the cloud? | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1281 | Remember when we were kids and we use to see bunny rabbits? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1282 | They're called Cumulogrumpus, the anthropomorphic side of climate change. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1283 | By the way, how's your mother? | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1284 | Can we paint it on the ceiling? | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1285 | That’s why they don’t call it “global warming” anymore. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1286 | I wandered angry as a cloud? | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1287 | So, does this mean bipartisanship is out of the question? | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1288 | Well, it sure puts a damper on the atmosphere. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1289 | That cloud looks like cotton. Cotton Mather. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1290 | I think earth is saying it needs more than a day | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1291 | I think he’s talking to you. | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
1292 | Maybe we should leave. Those clouds don’t look friendly. | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
1293 | Winter iscoming . | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
1294 | Listen,I'm really sorry that I was so dismissive of climate change! | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1295 | ...and then I said to him,"Son,trust me,democracy is too big to fail." | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1296 | I miss my mask! | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1297 | Sorry, I don't see Snoopy. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1298 | Hey, talk about your silver lining: No ants. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1299 | No, I do NOT see the little bunny! | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1300 | I’ve been seeing someone else. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1301 | Looks like a furious storm is brewing. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1302 | Didn't you say your ex had his head in the clouds? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1303 | Who knew the cloud would reach its limit so soon! | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1304 | What do you mean you feel a sense of clouded judgment? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1305 | That's not the cumulus you just broke up with, is it? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1306 | It's still better than going back inside | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1307 | I'm not saying for sure it's a sign, but all you see are some sheep? | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1308 | Don't make eye contact, you'll only encourage him. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1309 | I guess my complaints don't appear so nebulous now, do they? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1310 | He's not wearing a mask. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1311 | I think he means it. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1312 | I always feared the cloud could be hacked." | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1313 | Uh -Oh Looks like pain . | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1314 | What happened to "Rows and flows of angel hair And ice cream castles in the air"? | 1.2817 | 0.07284 | 71 | 57 | 8 | 6 |
1315 | I'm having regrets about cloud nine... | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1316 | Life made sense before CGI. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
1317 | This is proof that God supports indoor dining. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1318 | Into each life sone pain must fall. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1319 | You still see bunny rabbit shapes? For some reason I keep seeing my ex. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1320 | I take it Rudy's back in town? | 1.2812 | 0.07864 | 64 | 52 | 6 | 6 |
1321 | I really hope he’s vaccinated. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1322 | Should we make an offering? | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1323 | Well, have you ever heard of a happy looking storm that's on the horizon? | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1324 | Well, would you look at that! The weatherman was right today when he forecast threatening clouds. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1325 | Maybe I shouldn't have said that the cloud looked like Trump. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1326 | I better be more careful about what I save to the Cloud. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1327 | Threatening weather? | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1328 | I just uploaded my 2020 to the cloud. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1329 | Cloudy with a chance of assault it looks like.. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1330 | I see a mean crab. What do you see” | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1331 | Something tells me we’re not meant to be. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1332 | I have a feeling this is going to be no picnic... | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1333 | Looks like the cloud doesn't want to store any more of our junk. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1334 | The weatherman didn’t say we’d have a “Karen” today, | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
1335 | Just ignore him; he's an ex of mine. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1336 | Is that where we've been storing all of our files? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1337 | I wonder if this is how they felt in Pompeii? | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1338 | I know that look. It's gotta be the 2050 climate report. | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
1339 | Call me Cumulus Nimrod one more time buddy! | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
1340 | It's just an illusion, after all. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1341 | Ive heard of cumulonimbus, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1342 | I see a butterfly. How about you? | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1343 | All I did was forget the wine, right? | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1344 | I think it's a fumulous. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1345 | I thought they said variable clouds, with just a slight chance of Armageddon. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1346 | 'You shouldn't have called covid a passing cloud.' | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1347 | It wasn't just one thing; it was cumulus. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1348 | Of course you think that cloud looks like my mother. | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
1349 | Former President or not, there just appears to be no escape. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1350 | Geez Helen,what the hell did you upload?! | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1351 | And that one looks just like Edward G. Robinson. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1352 | They said there was a chance OF severe weather not FROM severe weather | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
1353 | I guess I should have deleted my 20,000 unread spam emails from the cloud after all... | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1354 | I know things haven't been perfect, but I really think we can weather this storm. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1355 | Picnicking with a nephophobic | 1.2788 | 0.04823 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
1356 | Perhaps we really should pay that Carbon Tax Bill!?! | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1357 | I can't help it. I see Rudy Giuliani everywhere. | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
1358 | Uh, you're not a climate denier, are you? | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1359 | Is it just me, or are you feeling atmospheric pressure to go back into lock down? | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1360 | What kind of mushrooms did you say were in the salad? | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1361 | After Covid, everything is cloudy. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1362 | It still says 6% chance. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1363 | Did I mention my mother is Mother Nature? I gotta go. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1364 | Don't give him the brie. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1365 | Climate change has stepped up the fight! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1366 | I guess it wasn't aliens after all. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
1367 | I know one thing... I'm never peeing in a puddle again. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1368 | Better go. The atmosphere's turning hostile. | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
1369 | The air quality alert did say hazardous. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1370 | I see my dad, and he's disappointed in me and mad I didn't make more of my life. You said you saw a horse? | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1371 | Quick, do the thing! | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1372 | It looks like the little white cloud that cried finally got angry! | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1373 | Why do you think it looks like my mother ? | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1374 | Your last boyfriend had jealously issues, and was not down-to-earth, anything else? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1375 | This new social-distancing monitoring system makes me kind of nervous! | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1376 | With the effects of climate change, storms really seem to be meaner, don't you think? | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1377 | What do you think of Trump's new avatar? | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1378 | This is why you never say you're having a good hair day out loud, Judy. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1379 | I just assumed I had looked at clouds from both sides now. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1380 | Are you unhappy? I feel like there's a cloud hanging over us. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1381 | I do not like the look of those reign clouds. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1382 | I think we should stop complaining about the weather... | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1383 | I dunno, even if we can be outdoors without masks, it still seems like a hostile atmosphere. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1384 | Did we forget to sacrifice a virgin again? | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1385 | I warned you not to upload those explicit photos to the cloud. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1386 | You really know how to set him off, don’t you? | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1387 | I never take these weather threats personally. Do You? | 1.2759 | 0.05089 | 87 | 64 | 22 | 1 |
1388 | Yeah...I’m just glad it’s not humid. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1389 | I forgot the grey poupon | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1390 | That looks like big trouble for data storage! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1391 | Is his left arm shorter than his right arm? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1392 | That's a serious cumulus. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1393 | The unintended consequences of hoarding Charmin. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1394 | I’m lactose intolerant. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
1395 | The rage is there but the hands are way too large. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1396 | Did we exceed our data plan again? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1397 | It's unseasonably mean today. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1398 | I see Cumulo-Nimby hasn’t changed” | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1399 | Weather in these parts is known to pack a punch. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1400 | The forecast did say there was a chance of belligerence. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1401 | I knew bringing mushrooms to our picnic wasn’t a good idea | 1.2747 | 0.06456 | 91 | 74 | 9 | 8 |
1402 | I think he lost his data in the cloud. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1403 | I kinda see my father everywhere. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1404 | I guess it's time for the rumble in Central Park | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1405 | And they say outdoor dining is less dangerous. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1406 | Who did you say your ex was? | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1407 | What’s he so pissed about? We were the ones inside for a year. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1408 | Too soon, maybe? | 1.2742 | 0.05712 | 62 | 45 | 17 | 0 |
1409 | Oh look! That one looks like a whale. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1410 | The pandemic has caused anxiety about the strangest things | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1411 | What's the harm in just saying Trump won? | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
1412 | Could this be the ACTUAL Rain of Terror | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
1413 | I forgot the pepper! | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1414 | You have one planet people. One planet! | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
1415 | Clouds are grueling. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
1416 | It’s a bird...it’s a plane...it’s humanity's increased use of fossil fuels resulting in climate change! | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1417 | I think they liked us better when we were inside. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1418 | There’s something else I forgot to tell you. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1419 | Is Giuliani running for mayor again? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1420 | That cloud is definitely under the weather. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1421 | It’s pretty similar to Pokémon Go | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1422 | Well that’s certainly not a fair weather friend! | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1423 | Awww look honey he's coming to hug you | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1424 | I dunno Carol - that cloud looks pretty nasty | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1425 | But we created an environment that condones toxic masculinity rain | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1426 | Yes, I'd say those are threatening clouds. | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
1427 | That cloud reminds me of your father. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1428 | That's clear evidence of climate change, wouldn't you say? | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1429 | Honey, where are the meatballs? | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1430 | I always thought angry storm clouds was just a figure of speech. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1431 | My ex will never find us here. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1432 | I think the one that looked like a bike looked cooler | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1433 | You know, it could be some sort of omen. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1434 | Your ex? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1435 | I'm ready to go back to hiding. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1436 | I don’t think we should get married with such a cloud hanging over us. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1437 | I’m so over outdoor dining | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1438 | Let me guess, the forecasters didn't see this coming either . | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1439 | I thought you said your mother wasn't coming 'till next week. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1440 | I see a unicorn,what do you see? | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1441 | Do you think they’ll cancel the Yankee game? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1442 | I guess this is the lawn before the storm they talk about | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1443 | Relax, Harold, they are looking for a parade not you. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1444 | I shouldn’t have denied climate change in that tweet this morning. | 1.2727 | 0.05433 | 77 | 57 | 19 | 1 |
1445 | So, that's what you meant when you said that you used to date a weatherman. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
1446 | Either the world is ending or you're breaking up with me. | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
1447 | You could have told me you were already in a relationship. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1448 | Are you seeing what I am seeing? | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
1449 | What was that about a silver lining? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1450 | Doesn't look like the weather wants to cooperate, lets go to my place | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1451 | I think he's saying-- what part of, you are doomed, don't you understand | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
1452 | They did say that we would be threatened by bad weather. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1453 | So, you really dated Poseidon? | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1454 | I guess someone else already rained on his parade... | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
1455 | This might be bad. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
1456 | I tried to warn you that the clouds were menacing. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1457 | This could be why so many Republicans are afraid to stand against Trump. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1458 | Remember when I told you I had had a stormy relationship? | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1459 | Maybe we should pack up. The weather looks threatening. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1460 | Seriously, after Covid, what else could go wrong? | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
1461 | Dammit, it’s my trainer... I’m not supposed to eat carbs. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1462 | I've always found weather talking so superficial and pointless | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1463 | The way I see it, your judgment is clouded by your anger | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1464 | Apparently, no one can see us happy! | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1465 | Well it's about time. We're long overdue for Judgement Day | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1466 | This'll be no picnic. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1467 | I told you if was too soon to take off our masks. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1468 | I swear I'm not a climate change denier. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1469 | I like your shoes. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1470 | No, I didn't mean that ALL clouds look like soft marshmallows | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1471 | I think it heard you - | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1472 | Are they talking about us? | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1473 | Looks like this time it's personal ... | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1474 | I never take take weather threats seriously. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1475 | Hera, honey, I thought you said he wouldn’t find us in New York! | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1476 | So much for subtlety... | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1477 | I don’t know, something’s telling me we should be distancing still. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1478 | Cloudy with a chance of Thunderdome. | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
1479 | Hey look honey, that cloud’s gained sentience. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1480 | Is he still looking at me? | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1481 | I believe they call it 'Global Warning' now. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1482 | I think your mom is still mad at us. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1483 | What? All I said was "I think you're projecting your own feminist rage." | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1484 | I feel your judgements are clouded sometimes | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1485 | I don’t know, Diane. I just don’t think climate change is real. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1486 | Summer 2020 New York City | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1487 | I didn't realize the cloud actually read our emails. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1488 | Usually I feel it in my knee... this one I feel it in my soul. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1489 | I'm tired of your pessimism | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1490 | Uh oh. This looks cirrus. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1491 | Well, the therapist did say this would be no picnic. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1492 | Not entirely sure I like looking at clouds from both sides now. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1493 | I’m starting to feel this mushrooms | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1494 | But he also does Falstaff. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1495 | Cloudy with a change of meatheads. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1496 | Felt far less threatening as an emoji. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1497 | Oh, they just dun me periodically for my debt to the universe. | 1.2688 | 0.04868 | 93 | 69 | 23 | 1 |
1498 | I think climate change is coming soon to kick our a$$. Do you think we should do something? Or maybe continue to sit here eating our baguette with cheese and believe everything is going to be okay? | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1499 | It used to be ants... Now it's climate change. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1500 | Cumulus, Nimbus, Daddy-Issue, so many different kinds... | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1501 | don't worry i believe it'll storm off in a few minutes. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1502 | Relax! It’s nothing. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1503 | Well it’s either going to really rain or God farted. Either way I think we should go. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1504 | what?” I don’t see anything. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1505 | You cirrus-ly think I look like that when I get mad?" | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1506 | I don't know about climate change but the weather certainly has become more nasty lately | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1507 | Is it me or even the clouds in New York have attitude? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1508 | Why did you have to badmouth the skyline? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1509 | How fast can you run in those heels? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1510 | Is it me, or is this cloud judging us? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1511 | Cirrus envy. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1512 | Weather’s especially threatening today | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1513 | I think we've been uploading too much to the Cloud. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1514 | That reminds me. Trump said he’s going to run again in 2024. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1515 | The forecast did say 'partly cloudy with a chance of pain.' | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
1516 | I tell you that is not Donald Trump! | 1.2676 | 0.07221 | 71 | 58 | 7 | 6 |
1517 | Is your mother in town? | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
1518 | I told you not to call the weather ugly | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
1519 | YOU'RE the Key Master? | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
1520 | I hate asking about exes on first dates, but can you tell me a little more about Zeus? | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
1521 | Wait.. You’re married?!? | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
1522 | I thought you were joking when you called your ex a ' god among men' | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1523 | Do you think God is mad at us?I thought we were just going to have a picnic. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1524 | It didn't like my joke about the weather. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1525 | I'm sensing stratus anxiety. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
1526 | Honey, can we go? I'm starting to feel a little nephophobic. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1527 | Is it just me or are storms more violent lately? | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1528 | What makes you think that climate change is real?" | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1529 | I sense your umbrella is worthless at this point. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1530 | The skies look angry today. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
1531 | Did I tell you about my ex? | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1532 | I guess we shouldn’t have talked about the weather. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1533 | Heaven has finally gotten woke. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1534 | I guess forgetting the ant spray won't be the biggest of our problems. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1535 | As you can probably tell, I’ve dealt with my anger issues and I’m ready to move forward. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
1536 | I repeat "I don't have a silver lining!" | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1537 | See Susan, you're Greek Mythology jokes aren't funny | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
1538 | Oh I don’t know, people see all kinds of stuff up there | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1539 | Don't give me that crap about its silver lining. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1540 | I think it's going to rain on our parade. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1541 | Don't pay any attention to him. He's just a blowhard. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1542 | I'm two months behind on my rain checks, otherwise I'd say postpone. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1543 | Uh-oh, that one looks like my ex. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
1544 | Looks like it's gonna rain punches and slaps. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1545 | I don’t think MY lack of sunny disposition is the problem here | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1546 | When did you say your family is coming for a visit. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
1547 | That’s what I love about you—it does look like a little lamb. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
1548 | Tell me you see a puppy. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
1549 | I didn't know your ex was a meteorologist. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1550 | It's just a threat without teeth. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1551 | Leave discreetly, or start pointing and screaming. It’s your call.” | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1552 | I'm afraid our future looks rather cloudy. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1553 | Does that cloud look like your father staring at my hand? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1554 | Dad??? Your back??? We’re just having lunch! | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1555 | That cloud looks like 2020. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1556 | We're not going to let a few threatening clouds spoil our picnic, are we? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1557 | At least the ants are not angry at me too. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1558 | I'm second guessing storing everything in "the cloud." | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
1559 | The forecast said cloudy, with a chance of anthropomorphism. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
1560 | That's what my Grammie called an angry cloud... | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1561 | Best summer ever. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
1562 | ... and you didn't believe me when I said your family is looming large over us! | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1563 | I thought you said your ex wasn't the jealous type | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1564 | Did you ever notice how some clouds look like angry baguettes? | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1565 | These thunderstorms never understand when I call them a low-pressure system on the 5:00 news, its nothing personal. | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
1566 | I see a happy little cloud that wants a hug. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1567 | CLOUD-19 | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1568 | Darling, do you think we made him angry by not wearing the mask? | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1569 | Soooo . . . when do we get to the 'rapture' part ? | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
1570 | Looks like that storm can really pack a punch. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
1571 | I think that’s beyond ominous. | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 53 | 19 | 0 |
1572 | Ohh - I thought you were saying "sirius". | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
1573 | What do you mean "see other people" Sheila? | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
1574 | The sign did say keep off the grass | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1575 | Looks like he's bringing the thunder | 1.2637 | 0.04645 | 91 | 67 | 24 | 0 |
1576 | It’s a stratocumulus horribilis. | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
1577 | Barry, have you met my father? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1578 | Is that your thought cloud or mine? | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
1579 | Hera, I think we need to break up. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1580 | Must I explain again the difference between climate and weather? | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
1581 | "How long have you had this fixation of dangerous clouds looming over your head?" | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1582 | I didn’t expect anyone to notice that I farted. | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
1583 | Um . . . yeah . . . that was thunder . . . | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1584 | I'm a pilot and I think I cut him off to get here on time. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1585 | Maybe you should put your shoes back on. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1586 | No one else seems to think the sky looks threatening. What do you think? | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1587 | We're not exactly on Cloud Nine. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1588 | When are the Clouds getting vaccinated? | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1589 | I still see Trump everywhere” | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1590 | My ex is still a little possessive | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1591 | My therapist says we see what we want to see, but this is *not* that. | 1.2626 | 0.06021 | 99 | 81 | 10 | 8 |
1592 | I don't like the looks of those clouds, honey. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
1593 | To be fair, they did predict threatening rain clouds. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1594 | Remind me, your first marriage was on Mt Olympus, right? | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1595 | He was in case you said "no". | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1596 | I 'm guessing that's the difference between 'partly cloudy' and 'partly sunny'. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1597 | Climate rage. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1598 | Maybe it's time we got vaccinated . | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1599 | I don’t think they like the shapes we’re choosing | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1600 | Eye-Cloud? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1601 | They’ve really improved data security on the cloud. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1602 | Hmmm. That cloud could use a class in anger management. | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
1603 | No one else seems to think those clouds look threatening. You're probably just anxious without your mask. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1604 | So you say your last boyfriend was a meteorologist. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1605 | Looks like we're in for some nasty weather. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1606 | Apparently the climate change deniers have finally gone too far. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1607 | Mr. Cloud looks angry and threatening, but you know we can no longer trust truth of what we see with our own eyes and what we hear with our own ears! | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1608 | Maybe a movie would have been a better idea. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1609 | I must have miscalculated our social distance. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1610 | No. I didn’t bring an umbrella. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1611 | I didn’t know Zeus was your father and that he doesn’t approve | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1612 | I guess it wasn't a Freudian slip when the meteorologist said cloudy with a chance of pain. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1613 | We should have brought wine. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1614 | At least someone has been working out during this lockdown | 1.2615 | 0.07363 | 65 | 53 | 7 | 5 |
1615 | Don't make eye contact, maybe they'll pass. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1616 | I don't think I'll be ready to go back to air travel for quite some time. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1617 | Um, no, it just looks like a cloud to me. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
1618 | Turbulent times ahead | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
1619 | I got sunshine on a cloudy day... | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1620 | I hate the ones shaped like idiots on picnic blankets | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
1621 | Looks like threatening weather's approaching. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1622 | Do you want my opinion as a meteorologist, or a demonic wizard? | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
1623 | A fluffy little bunny. Why? What do you see? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1624 | you don't know ... if the weatherman lied ... why not come with me little girl ... on a tragic carpet ride? | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
1625 | I said my tailor made it green, not Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
1626 | I guess the afterlife didn't change your dad's opinion about me. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1627 | I’m getting tired of the end of the world just hanging over us | 1.2609 | 0.06157 | 92 | 75 | 10 | 7 |
1628 | Any chance you like meatballs? | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1629 | Look, the cloud ran out of storage space. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
1630 | It’s not you, it’s me | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1631 | As long as he's 6 feet away, I think we're okay. | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
1632 | Well, they did say cloudy with a chance of whoop-ass. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1633 | I know this type. It's a cumulus pugnacious. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1634 | Is this just a phase or is the climate really changing? | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
1635 | Well I see a happy little pony. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1636 | I think the weather may be turning on us. | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
1637 | Those storm clouds sure look as angry as hail. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
1638 | We better go! | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
1639 | That sky is looking pretty angry. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1640 | I’ve been thinking..it may be time to reconsider God’s plan and get vaccinated. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1641 | Ok kids like we practiced. On the count of three. I’ll take the ones with the baguette | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1642 | You didn't tell me your family was in town. | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1643 | Yeah, uh huh, I see a bunny rabbit, too. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1644 | Are you sure that was just CBD? | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1645 | Why are the Gods mad at us? I don't see them practicing social distancing. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1646 | 'Ominous?' I think that's putting it lightly, don't you? | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1647 | The threat of rain | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1648 | Wow! I guess they didn't like the soft and fluffy comment! | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
1649 | They don’t look menacing to you? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1650 | You kids get off my lawn | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1651 | ‘It did say sunny with a chance of mortal doom’ | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1652 | Are you sure that was a micro-dose, Cindy? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1653 | Let’s just consider Both Sides, Now | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1654 | Those low pressure fronts take their jobs way too seriously. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1655 | Just chill and watch the world burst into flames. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1656 | The weather app says it's going to be sunny all day, so I wouldn't worry about it. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1657 | Is there something you want to tell me? | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1658 | Nature may have thought she was rid of us. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1659 | Some people are taking fighting climate change too literally.” | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1660 | My ex is the new weather woman on channel 5. | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
1661 | There are easier ways to cancel this concert in the park for lack of attendance | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
1662 | When you said Thunder was you previous boyfriend, I thought you were joking. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
1663 | That’s just their of looking angry when they can’t make it rain. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
1664 | Uh-oh! They look like they've got an agenda. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1665 | I've heard about "Mad Cloud" disease. | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
1666 | I promised myself I wouldn't just talk about the weather, but... | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
1667 | I think that we've really ticked him off this time! | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
1668 | I always thought "angry sky" was just a metaphor. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1669 | The forecast said there was a chance of thunderous rage.” | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1670 | Like I said, don't try to argue with the weather." | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
1671 | Get off my lawn!!! | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1672 | Raging Corona virus, raging cumulonimbus, these days it seems like we just can't win. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1673 | Meet my dad. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1674 | In hindsight, maybe cloud storage wasn’t such a great idea. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1675 | That's not a Bob Ross cloud. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1676 | Not a fan of my recent upload, I'm guessing! | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1677 | H2O. That’s all a cloud can be. Nothing else. Believe me. Only H2O. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1678 | None of my weather apps said anything about an ass whooping. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1679 | Do you think anyone else our age notices the shapes of clouds anymore | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
1680 | My knees hurt. I think it’s going to rain. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1681 | Ahh yes! I remember. The world is a frightening and perilous place! We are complacent! Picnicking is a lie!!! | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1682 | I really do know clouds. That one's Vito. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1683 | Relax. If this was really serious, I’d be getting an alert on my iPhone. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1684 | You see a playful puppy? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1685 | I think they want you to put your shoes back on. | 1.2564 | 0.06933 | 78 | 65 | 6 | 7 |
1686 | Wait, is that god? | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
1687 | I told you our data was too personal. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1688 | Then again, maybe we shouldn't go back to my place. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1689 | Give it a rest, will ya? Toxic masculinity is not literally everywhere. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1690 | Well MacKenzie, it looks like your ex is spying on you from the cloud again | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1691 | I know you’re an optimist… but please tell me you packed an umbrella | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1692 | It just seems like there’s so much anger in the air. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1693 | It's more the bullying than the actual climate change that's bothering me. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1694 | Do we put our masks back on? | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1695 | Did I leave the oven on? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1696 | You used to date who? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1697 | What do you mean you have a feeling that this is not going to work out? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1698 | Seriously, Jill? You still don’t believe in climate change? | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1699 | Oh my...it's a trap alright. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
1700 | Isn't it nice to be back to normal? | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
1701 | The skies get angry, dear, when people submit captions without the hashtag | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1702 | I can't decide which cloud service I should subscribe to. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1703 | I said I don't like 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘦 | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1704 | Rows and flows of angel hair And ice cream castles in the air . . . | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1705 | I wonder if this is what my therapist meant when she said I needed to face the day head on | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1706 | What do you mean, you think the sky looks threatening? | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1707 | Luckily it's only partly cloudy. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1708 | I can't believe it's already Thor's day. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
1709 | The sky was angry that day my friend | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1710 | Honey, I am getting a strange feeling that cloud knows I may have lied a little on my tax return. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1711 | Oh, happy day. | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
1712 | Apparently he doesn't like atheists ... | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
1713 | A climate change of mood. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
1714 | Sorry, I suffer from irritable cloud syndrome. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
1715 | I think we are on the grass they're supposed to water. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
1716 | Tell me a little more about your imaginary friend. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
1717 | Old Cloud Shakes Fist at Man | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
1718 | Did you say it’s time to send in the CLOUDS? | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
1719 | We shouldn't have banned him from tweeting. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1720 | Hmm...I'm no good at this game....maybe a rabbit? | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1721 | Do you want to hear the bad or ominous news first | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1722 | Maybe we should think about lowering our carbon footprint this year? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1723 | Spoiler Alert | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
1724 | it's Stevie Rain Vaughan. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
1725 | Your mother's in town, isn't she? | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
1726 | You see a puppy? Cool. I see a wrathful God who's always hated us and wants nothing better than to wipe the human race from the earth. But I can sorta see a puppy, too. | 1.2533 | 0.06869 | 75 | 62 | 7 | 6 |
1727 | That cloud looks like your Mother, dear” | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1728 | When you said the sky looked menacing, I thought you meant rain. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1729 | More like Doom-ulus cloud, right? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
1730 | That’s serious looking cloud. I believe the correct name is cirrus, Darling. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
1731 | Honey...what does 'ominous' mean? | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
1732 | The forecast called for thunder storms. Threatening clouds are to be expected. | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
1733 | He's just jealous "Calm" always comes first. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
1734 | Remember that anger management course I took right before Meteorology? | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1735 | ...and we thought you getting hit in the face with that frisbee was going to be the worst part of this day... | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
1736 | That's Gaia and she's not happy. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1737 | The forecast said "Cloudy with a chance of violence" | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1738 | Did I say something? | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1739 | This dude is throwing some shade, cirrusly. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1740 | It wasn't me. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
1741 | I said DON’T LITTER! | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1742 | I don't know. It's been too long since I've been outside. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1743 | Just when I almost figured out what Dogecoin is. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1744 | I forgot that reopening the economy would bring back the smog. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
1745 | Think it's time to return to indoor restaurants? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1746 | There is anger in the air. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
1747 | I knew there were some things I shouldn't have saved in the cloud. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1748 | ... And that's what's known as a Cirrious cloud! | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
1749 | Not to worry. It's just one of those anti asthma nasal spray ads. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1750 | Did you bring an umbrella? That cloud looks ready to burst. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1751 | I don't know about you but I'd rather put up with ants. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1752 | Seriously? You see a castle? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1753 | The news warned of threatening skies today | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1754 | Jeez Anne, I told you that hairspray was bad for the ozone layer | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1755 | Uh-oh! Maybe because we've stopped wearing masks? | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1756 | Looks like your Mother found the iSpy app on her phone. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1757 | You're not helping by singing Stormy Weather." | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1758 | Jealous. So Jr. High. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
1759 | I've noticed older climates are more resistant to change. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1760 | Please, please tell me you see a bunny. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1761 | I guess you mix our current political climate with cloud data storage and this is what you get. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
1762 | Look at me and tell me why we should mind your departed husband. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1763 | Democrat or Republican? | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1764 | That's not just a storm, it looks personal. | 1.2500 | 0.05139 | 72 | 54 | 18 | 0 |
1765 | No, of course not! Where’s the fourth finger? | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1766 | My therapist tells me I shouldn’t play this game. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
1767 | Our bickering suddenly seems so innocent. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
1768 | Looks like the weather suddenly turned very threatening. | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
1769 | It's time to put your mask on. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1770 | Honey, life ain't always a picnic | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
1771 | Fed up with people, Mother Nature fights back. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1772 | Sometimes I worry about what's in that pretty little head of yours. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1773 | Have we marginalized them? Perhaps. But then.... I really don’t know clouds at all. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1774 | I'm worried, dear. That cloud looks friendly to me. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
1775 | A sheep? I see my father. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
1776 | I wish I hadn’t said it is partly cloudy. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1777 | I just hate to be the first to leave. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
1778 | Rumor has it that all of Trump's old tweets are being moved to cloud storage. | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
1779 | But you tell me how your quarantine was - I feel like I’m talking up a storm. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1780 | Maybe I did leave the sunroof open. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1781 | Partly Cloudy is not "nice" weather. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
1782 | I'm not sure what's wrong with me, but I always feel threatened. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
1783 | Ive looked at clouds from both sides but now this? | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
1784 | Do you think the clouds know that we lied about vaccination to get into the park without masks? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1785 | Cloud 9 got covid and became Cloud 19 | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1786 | I wonder what what precipitated this? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1787 | What exactly did you mean when you said you were involved in Greek mythology? | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
1788 | Uhh, maybe we should put our masks back on. | 1.2500 | 0.05637 | 60 | 45 | 15 | 0 |
1789 | You're the cloud services expert, should we pack up? | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
1790 | They did say there was 10% chance the weather would be really pissed off today. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1791 | I think Cloud 9 is tired of getting walked on. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
1792 | Yep. You're right. No need sweatin' the pre-nup now. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1793 | So that's why my delivery by drone didn't come. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
1794 | Did you say something bad about Trump recently? | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
1795 | He's right --- you brought the bread, and I forgot the wine! | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1796 | It's an aggro-cumulus. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1797 | How long ago did your husband pass? | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
1798 | Oh No! Do you think we need to re-mask and social-distance? | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1799 | Propose...or else. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1800 | Did you hear a thunder clap? | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
1801 | He’s not over you yet. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
1802 | Safe to say it's not a warm front. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1803 | Ever get the feeling Nature just doesn’t like us anymore? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1804 | I can’t believe you can’t see the spitting image of your father in that cloud | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1805 | I think we’re sitting in his favorite spot | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1806 | I used to run with a pretty bad cloud. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1807 | I think those edibles really kicked in. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1808 | They said it was only a 10% chance of ominous | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1809 | It’s really OK to go home sometimes | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
1810 | Aggressive anthropomorphic weather isn’t real, Debbie, it’s a hoax by the Chinese | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1811 | So anyway, on my gap year... | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1812 | So this is how it makes acid rain” | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
1813 | No wonder my rheumatism is acting up.. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
1814 | No, I see it too, I’m just saying that tip-to-tip it could be four | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
1815 | The forecast said grey skies, but it looks like they’re seeing red. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1816 | So, you like them because they remind you of your mother? | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1817 | Uh-oh, the weather's getting ready to rumble. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1818 | I thought we were done with doing our part and being 6 feet apart. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1819 | ...so then I said, “Oh your name’s Thor, well where’s your hammer?” | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1820 | Actually, I don't see an angel and those don't look like wings. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
1821 | Just say no. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1822 | Cloudy with a chance of vengeance | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1823 | This wasn’t in the forecast. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
1824 | It’s fine, I don’t believe in metaphors. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
1825 | The weather forecast was right, the weather is threatening. | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
1826 | Guess we should've listened to Greta Thunberg back in 2021. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1827 | They weren't kidding when they said it was threatening rain. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
1828 | It looks like an anhedonic pareidolia. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
1829 | Does this mean my cloud is out of storage? | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
1830 | Perhaps water does have memory. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1831 | Stormy mood? Him? No, that's typically your cumulonimbus. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
1832 | Great! Last year it was the pandemic. What's next, Godzilla ? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1833 | Yes, he does seem like a blowhard. What's your point? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1834 | What's a little rainstorm after spending months in a stuffy aprtment? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1835 | Why is no one looking at the sky anymore? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1836 | That's my ex. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
1837 | Don't make eye contact. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
1838 | Do you still don't believe climate change is for real? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1839 | Don't worry, I've got a safe word. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
1840 | He's not a morning cloud. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1841 | What times, ey? Now even threatening weather demands to be taken literally. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1842 | I have a confession to make - I'm the CEO of Shell Oil. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1843 | I see a smiling baby. Why? What do you see? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1844 | But what if they don't bring May flowers? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1845 | I thought you said the private cloud was more secure. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1846 | I'm not sure that's what Joni Mitchell was getting at. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1847 | Do the clouds look menacing to you too? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1848 | I prefer the little fluffy clouds...damn New York is tough. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
1849 | Honey, let's talk about something else than Covid..." "The weather is very bad! | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
1850 | Honey, the cloud looks like an angry politician. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1851 | Don't worry dear, your mother is still looking down on us from above. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1852 | No, I said meatier shower. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1853 | I think it's gonna reign. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1854 | It appears parks are now subject to a cloud cover charge. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1855 | A fluffy rabbit? I see my mother. | 1.2466 | 0.06974 | 73 | 61 | 6 | 6 |
1856 | Yeah, back to indoor dining for us. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
1857 | Don't let it cloud your judgement, honey. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
1858 | I don't think the plastic wrapping was an environmentally sustainable decision Margaret | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
1859 | I was afraid those pictures I stored in the cloud would come back to haunt me. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1860 | Remember when I told you I was in the “weather business”... | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
1861 | Who did you say your father was? | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
1862 | Suzy, please don't keep telling me I'm paranoid. Everywhere I look, I see something out to get me!" | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1863 | You know when you said God is looking down on us? Did you mean that in a good way? | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
1864 | I didn’t know you invited your mother | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
1865 | Dear its not the clouds, its you who is angry | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
1866 | Do you think the weather's going to cooperate? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1867 | I thought you said your Dad didn't know we were meeting. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1868 | Where's the dog? | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
1869 | First Liz Cheney, now us! | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1870 | Really? You can’t see a horse? | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
1871 | You see it too, right? | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
1872 | He just needs to smell your hand. | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
1873 | What did you say your hobbies are? | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1874 | I just don't see color. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1875 | Honey, Doesn't that dark cloud look like Donald Trump? I thought I heard, "If I don't get my way, a tornado is coming! | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
1876 | But no ants. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1877 | I may be imaging this, but the threatening cloud we see looks like you- know-who. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1878 | You still think I'm paranoid? | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1879 | Exactly what photos do you have in your cloud storage? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1880 | I told you this is exactly what would happen if we ever left the house. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
1881 | The clouds do look threatening today | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1882 | I’m having second thoughts about hacking the cloud. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1883 | Ooo, ooo!...That one reminds me of your mother! | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1884 | I don't know why, but I sometimes feel there is a dark cloud following me. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1885 | My ex is not only controlling; she's also a meteorologist. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1886 | I'm beginning to think the parade's been cancelled. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1887 | Do you think we have lost our window to get the hell out of here to our car? And that reminds me, did you return the movie on climate change to the library? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
1888 | It is definitely going to reign. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1889 | The forecast did say threatening clouds. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
1890 | Oh don’t tell me... THIS is because of climate change too, isn’t it? | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1891 | On the bright side, now we get to go home and order takeout. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1892 | OMG, Gladys! Little Cloud is really upset by Eric Carle's death! | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
1893 | Clouds get angry when they encounter affront. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1894 | . The Grumpulonimbus is my favorite cloud. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
1895 | I didn’t expect to be on a picnic during the apocalypse | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1896 | Darling, did the weather man forecast tantrum showers, or angry downpour? | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1897 | wait. climate change is now animated? | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1898 | what sort of cheese was that | 1.2439 | 0.04771 | 82 | 62 | 20 | 0 |
1899 | That storm sure looks menacing. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1900 | It's just nice to be outside again interpreting clouds. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
1901 | You're not the only one who takes global warming seriously | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
1902 | Of course I've heard of funnel clouds. But a pummel cloud? | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1903 | He’s going to start crying any minute. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
1904 | It's pretty clear what the weatherman meant by partly cloudy with a chance of impending doom | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
1905 | Did you remember to tell him pie in the sky was just an expression? | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
1906 | They weren’t kidding when they said global warming was a threat. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1907 | I think we should go... Those clouds look threatening. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1908 | Uh....maybe we SHOULD get vaccinated. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1909 | The weatherman said cloudy with a chance of pain. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
1910 | We’re supposed to be cloud watching, but I can’t take my eyes off you. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
1911 | The clouds are not ok with us getting back to normal. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
1912 | Ok, so my mother's not entirely on board with our plans. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
1913 | Don’t blame us! We biked here. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
1914 | Usually this means you need to pick another wish. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1915 | I don't think it will let a smile be our umbrella. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
1916 | Oh god.. i knew i had forgotten to file those reports ..!! | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1917 | Was I wrong to describe the day as partly sunny instead of partly cloudy? | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1918 | Silent but deadly! | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1919 | when you told me your ex had gone to a higher place, this isn't what I thought you meant. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
1920 | I THINK IT WISE TO DEPART!!! | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1921 | You see a cuddly Shih tzu??? | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
1922 | Though things may not look bright They all turn out alright If we keep painting the clouds with sunshine | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1923 | Climate change? We need more data first. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
1924 | Yes, I'm positive that "angry clouds" is just a metaphor. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1925 | Oh my god, this is making me so horny. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
1926 | Looks like pain is headed our way. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
1927 | Do you believe in Rawshark tests? | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
1928 | I told him to save it for a rainy day, and he did... | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
1929 | I don't care what they say, everyone can see that God is not dead yet. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
1930 | It’s Global Warning | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
1931 | Let's go home. I see angry clouds ahead. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1932 | Maybe he didn't get the CDC memo that no masks outside are okay now. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
1933 | Okay I changed my mind. There might actually be something to all this climate change stuff. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
1934 | *gasps*...it’s my husband! | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
1935 | It's gonna blow over | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1936 | You’re right dear, I should call my mother. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1937 | I don’t think we talked about the weather enough | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
1938 | I told them they shouldn’t store the comments sections from news sites on The Cloud. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1939 | I don't think he likes being called 'Nimbus' | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
1940 | So you know how I said I'd move Heaven and Earth for you... | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
1941 | I sense a hard, hard, hard rain's gonna fall | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
1942 | I think it’s time to buy an EV. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
1943 | Seriously? You think McConnell has integrity? | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1944 | If you will marry me I will make all the angry clouds go away. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1945 | You ever get the feeling you're being watched? | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
1946 | They’re usually friendlier in the country. | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
1947 | It's not just you, they do seem related. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
1948 | Seriously? Another Marvel movie? | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
1949 | I thought it was supposed to be safe to go outside. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
1950 | So, I take it you’re not an every cloud has a silver lining theorist. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1951 | Dear, I guess it's time to direct our feet to the sunny side of the street. | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
1952 | Type A's are everywhere. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1953 | The forecast did mention threatening weather. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
1954 | Sorry, I forgot the wine. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
1955 | Should we throw the baguette, it looks hangry... | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1956 | These mayoral candidates will do almost anything to intimidate voters. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
1957 | Oh Honey...no need to worry. Things are looking up. Just check out the silver lining. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
1958 | You said you’d told me about ALL your exes | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1959 | Is it something we said? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1960 | My late husband was a jealous meteorologist. | 1.2405 | 0.06549 | 79 | 66 | 7 | 6 |
1961 | Maybe we should back off on the LSD. | 1.2405 | 0.04839 | 79 | 60 | 19 | 0 |
1962 | Just when we think we're on nine, here comes thirteen. | 1.2405 | 0.06549 | 79 | 66 | 7 | 6 |
1963 | That formation indicates the cloud is definitely cirrus. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1964 | I can never enjoy a Sunday! | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1965 | I just don’t like this game. | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
1966 | I've looked at clouds from both sides now. From up and down. And still somehow. It's clouds illusions I recall. I really don't know clouds at all. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1967 | Biden's climate messaging sure is aggressive. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1968 | Yes Karen, climate change is serious. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1969 | I can see a data breach on the horizon. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1970 | It's okay. They've been vaccinated. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1971 | He's angry that humans have reappeared outside. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1972 | Perhaps we should take climate change seriously...... | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1973 | “Where are my car keys? Why?” | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1974 | I guess uploading those pics wasn’t such a good idea after all. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1975 | Why does no one ever invite us to the picnic?! | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
1976 | Now, this it what I call a threatening sky! | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
1977 | Don't make eye contact, Lorraine! | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1978 | It's called a 'Trumpulus Nimbus.' | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1979 | Now I'm religious. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
1980 | I used Bitcoin to purchase an NFT. What about this don't you understand? | 1.2394 | 0.06792 | 71 | 59 | 7 | 5 |
1981 | The forecast said there’s a 30% chance of toxic masculinity. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1982 | Those guys are really ruining the atmosphere. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1983 | They probably thought they had the whole place to themselves | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
1984 | The cloud game was much more fun before they got so competitive. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1985 | Why’s he picking on us? No one else has a mask. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
1986 | I’ve been saving all of my anger and resentment to the cloud to free up bandwidth for crippling post-COVID anxiety. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1987 | Are you starting to have doubts about climate change being a hoax? | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1988 | I mean, you did say his wife looks like a cow. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1989 | Do you sometimes see shapes or figures in the clouds? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1990 | Looks like "that lucky old sun" took today off. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1991 | I think my wife knows. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
1992 | let’s eat, Weather permitting.” | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
1993 | I guess we should have brought the jug of wine. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
1994 | Sometimes I feel that all life is a Rorschach ink blot test. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
1995 | I don't know who's paying for this hologram but it's good show today... and we don't even get wet! | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
1996 | This park is a bit clouded. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
1997 | These aren’t the ‘silver lining’ ones, I guess. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
1998 | Marry her! She stuck with you through quarantine and raising a toddler! | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
1999 | I thought you told him about us! | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2000 | You used to date a cloud? | 1.2388 | 0.05248 | 67 | 51 | 16 | 0 |
2001 | I assume they had the green curry, too. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2002 | I see my father. What do you see? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2003 | Ignore him. He's just an old, worn out cliche. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2004 | That’s weird. My app said partly sunny today. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2005 | Wow, you're right, I can finally see my passive-aggressiveness. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2006 | Hey look the sun is out! | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2007 | I knew we shouldn’t have been storing all that stuff in the cloud. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2008 | I think they meant to rain on some parade downtown? | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2009 | Da Vinci? Nah. Da Gingrich Julianni. Yeah. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2010 | Oh, that's nothing. Imagine his jealousy when he was still alive! | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2011 | What kind of mushrooms were those? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2012 | I’ve got to stop thinking such negative thoughts. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2013 | There! You did it again. I told you not to tell them you're partial to softer, less defined clouds. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2014 | Don’t worry, I heard the Ghostbusters are back in business! | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2015 | I’m starting to see Trump’s influence on cloud space... | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2016 | I guess angrier is a change. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2017 | You shouldn't said that that cloud looked like your mother. Apparently, it knows what your mother looks like. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2018 | Is that something clouds normally do? I don't remember. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2019 | I think we’re getting hell for not reducing our carbon footprint. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2020 | Nothing to worry about. He's just telling me I left the car windows open. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2021 | I’m guessing that must be Gabriel and Michael acting as wingmen. | 1.2375 | 0.04788 | 80 | 61 | 19 | 0 |
2022 | You told him about us? O Hera, I'm so happy! How did he take it? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2023 | The middle one looks like their leader. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2024 | Talk about an angry storm cloud. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2025 | Do those clouds look threatening, or is this all a pathetic fallacy? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2026 | I assumed ‘cloudy with a chance of pain’ was a just a typo | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2027 | Well, the 5 day forecast didn’t say anything about this. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2028 | A unicorn? Yeah, I'm not seeing it. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2029 | I just can't shake the feeling that there's storm clouds hanging over me. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2030 | I told you not to take that penny from the fountain! | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2031 | Did you forget to pay your iCloud bill? | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2032 | I don't think buying an electric car will help. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2033 | I'm beginning to think the answer is NO! | 1.2368 | 0.04909 | 76 | 58 | 18 | 0 |
2034 | I think we beat the storm | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2035 | Don't worry, climate threats are just a figment of the liberal imagination | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2036 | Another public health warning. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2037 | Either that, or Mad Cloud Disease has erupted over Sheep Meadow. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2038 | Well they said, cloudy with a chance of pain | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2039 | Look, honey, that angry face looks like a cloud. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2040 | Their main enemy is outdoor dining pop ups but they started hunting for picnics recently | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2041 | My mom always said it was just God bowling! | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2042 | I don’t think Mother Nature thinks we’re a match. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2043 | It looks as if your mother is coming for another " surprise visit" | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2044 | That's some mean-looking weather. | 1.2361 | 0.05040 | 72 | 55 | 17 | 0 |
2045 | Uh oh, looks like another silver lining wedgie. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2046 | Something tells me this isn't Cloud 9. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2047 | Remember our last trip before lockdown... and I took that sacred idol... and all year we thought Covid was the curse... | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2048 | I'm no meteorologist, but those clouds look a bit threatening to me. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2049 | Don't worry... he might be angry now, but it’ll blow over. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2050 | I told you we shouldn't save our photos to the cloud. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2051 | Just wait five minutes… | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2052 | Look what we've turned Cloud Nine into. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2053 | Remember when nature used to be subtle? | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2054 | My guess is the earth is no longer healing. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2055 | I guess they weren't kidding when they said we'd be in for some rough weather. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2056 | Hera, I thought you said your husband was out of town | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2057 | OMG, The skies are sick of our pollution, and they're not going to take it anymore! | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2058 | I forget: Is it red at night or in the morning? | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2059 | A Nimbostratus, I think, but in a particularly bad mood. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2060 | Yes,I do believe in GOD! | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2061 | If we leave now, we can still make the movie. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2062 | Forecast did say partly grumpy. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2063 | I’m sorry about this whole climate change thing. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2064 | Once he’s in jail Trump won’t be raining on our picnics ! | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2065 | The muscles appear large but trust me, they’re as thin as air! | 1.2353 | 0.05182 | 68 | 52 | 16 | 0 |
2066 | I miss those times when people wore masks everything was so much more ambiguous.. | 1.2353 | 0.04628 | 85 | 65 | 20 | 0 |
2067 | I feel a lot better since I began storing my anger in the cloud. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2068 | Don't worry, Mary, he's full of hot air. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2069 | When Mother Nature hits menopause | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2070 | I'm storing my negative thoughts in the cloud. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2071 | Back in the day it was only the hills that were angry... | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2072 | I see my high school bullies. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2073 | You said your boyfriend was out of town. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2074 | Did we forgot to recycle today. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2075 | With climate change looming, seems weather is more menacing. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2076 | The gods are angry these days. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2077 | We imagine faces. It’s what we do. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2078 | Maybe the brie was over-ripe. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2079 | Shoot! I wanted this to be a memorable first date and I forgot to bring wine. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2080 | Well, I guess it was only a matter of time before all that air pollution caused these cloud mutations. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2081 | Look who wants to burst our bubble. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2082 | Did you pack the basket with the gummy bears from the jar that said CBD or Psilocybin? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2083 | What, did he not see that Biden rejoined the Paris Agreement? | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2084 | Hurricane Donald generates its own hot air as it blows up the east coast toward Washington. | 1.2344 | 0.07300 | 64 | 54 | 5 | 5 |
2085 | I better stop sending those angry tweets to the Cloud. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2086 | I think I’ve left the iron on | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2087 | I’m sorry, I need to go. Feeling a bit under the weather. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2088 | Was it something I said? | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2089 | I'm sorry I said those nasty things about cloud technology | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2090 | now the mean cloud is giving the two invisible gigants a handjob, I swear to god this city... | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2091 | I wish I'd known your husband was a meteorologist. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2092 | I may have gone a little overboard on my recent oped about our local weatherman... | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2093 | My depression has been after me for a week. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2094 | How long ago did your husband pass away? | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2095 | Are the gods telling us to put our masks back on? | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2096 | I told you we should've gotten the carbon-neutral cheeses. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2097 | Maybe we should put our masks back on. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2098 | Well...The forecast was for partly sunny skies with occasional rage showers | 1.2338 | 0.04855 | 77 | 59 | 18 | 0 |
2099 | „I didn‘t mean it when I said ‚I hate you weather‘ yesterday!“ | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2100 | I see a dark angry cloud headed this way. Is that foreshadowing or pathetic fallacy? | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2101 | It's not just threatening to rain. I think it's threatening me personally. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2102 | Looks like it may rage | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2103 | I thought 'threatening clouds' were just a metaphor! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2104 | Remember when the clouds weren't that threatening? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2105 | It's all about "The Pandemic." "The Pandemic". The Pandemic." Isn't anybody threatened by a fierce eminent thunder storm anymore??? | 1.2333 | 0.07275 | 60 | 50 | 6 | 4 |
2106 | Give it a minute | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2107 | I’d be angry too if I had to remember everyone’s information. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2108 | So, this is how I die. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2109 | uh oh. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2110 | The Gods aren't just angry, they're really pissed off! | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2111 | I think he wants the cheese and loaf of bread! | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2112 | Why are storm clouds always threatening and never reassuring? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2113 | A unicorn? I'm just not seeing it. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2114 | He’s not cirrus, is he? | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2115 | That does not look like a pony to me. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2116 | The forecast says there's only a 30% chance of apocalypse. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2117 | I still have some concerns about cloud securiy | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2118 | My mother's fine. Why do you ask? | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2119 | I’ve never seen a cloud try so hard to rain. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2120 | The forecast said this wasn’t until 3. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2121 | : “Ever look at the clouds and see the shape of someone who just wants to punch you in the face?” | 1.2329 | 0.04981 | 73 | 56 | 17 | 0 |
2122 | They’re look more than threatening, they look downright hostile. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2123 | I'll admit that certain manifestations of climate change really do frighten me. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2124 | I try not to take bad weather personally. | 1.2326 | 0.04582 | 86 | 66 | 20 | 0 |
2125 | Do you remember when ants would ruin the picnic? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2126 | That cloud looks like it's ready to rumble. | 1.2319 | 0.05118 | 69 | 53 | 16 | 0 |
2127 | Always wondered why they called it a ‘thunderclap’ | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2128 | Must be a muppet. It only has four fingers. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2129 | I see my ex-husband and his brothers coming to beat you up. What about you? | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2130 | It just looks like a fluffy lamb to me. Did you take your meds this morning? | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2131 | Andy Griffith is scarier in "A Face in the Crowd". | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2132 | Allow yourself to be entertained. | 1.2319 | 0.05118 | 69 | 53 | 16 | 0 |
2133 | Are those clouds threatening you? | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2134 | He still thinks Trump won.” | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2135 | Why don’t your arms look like that? | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2136 | She doesn’t use social media so my mother’s idea of ‘clapping back’ is just different than yours. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2137 | I’m waiting for all the science to come in. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2138 | This happens every time we listen to the weather report on that cheap radio!!! | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2139 | Well, you know what they say - "Every dark cloud has...two more behind it" | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2140 | I was hoping for fireworks.” | 1.2317 | 0.06328 | 82 | 69 | 7 | 6 |
2141 | I think you forgot to tell me something important about your ex, Sharon. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2142 | Really? I just see a kinda fluffy bunny. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2143 | Perfect way to ruin a first date. I think he knows I forgot the wine. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2144 | When you said you had a stormy past relationship, I thought you were being figurative. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2145 | Let's hope he's going to hold his breath until he turns blue | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2146 | Please sing about the sun coming out TODAY, Annie. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2147 | I told you this date would be low pressure. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2148 | Oh so it’s only ok if Gene Kelly sings it? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2149 | Honey, you know how we were going to work on me trying to look on the bright side? | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2150 | Just give them what they want. They look cirrus. | 1.2317 | 0.06328 | 82 | 69 | 7 | 6 |
2151 | Um...they say everyone sees different things in clouds...Please tell me you see your mother wanting to kill me... | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2152 | Even the clouds remind me of masks and social distancing. | 1.2308 | 0.05267 | 65 | 50 | 15 | 0 |
2153 | Before we get started, I think I should clear the air. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2154 | I don't have a very good feeling about this. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2155 | I wish I could suppress my angry pareidolia. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2156 | I told you...don't anthropomorphize clouds. | 1.2308 | 0.05267 | 65 | 50 | 15 | 0 |
2157 | I now regret saying that, that cloud looked like a elephants butt. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2158 | Looks like we’re in for a tough winter. | 1.2308 | 0.06853 | 65 | 54 | 7 | 4 |
2159 | Yeah, I was wondering about the fingers, too. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2160 | It's not a puppy anymore. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2161 | ...Like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli. | 1.2308 | 0.06853 | 65 | 54 | 7 | 4 |
2162 | I told you to stop saving all that junk to the cloud. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2163 | He's mad because he cannot articulate without a dialogue cloud. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2164 | I don't mean to freak you out, but I think I forgot to bring the cheese knife | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2165 | Looks like we won't have time that for quickie after all. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2166 | I sense a cumulus of anger | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2167 | At least you can see my office again | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2168 | Remember how we used to see angels and puppy dogs? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2169 | Don't take it personally | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2170 | Never try to appease the gods with cheap Brie. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2171 | Look dear, a cloud without a silver lining... | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2172 | Oh no! What did you save to the cloud? | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2173 | Where is Bob Ross and his “happy clouds” when you need him? | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2174 | He looks mad none of us are packing up. I don’t know about you, but after a year and a half of being stuck inside it’s gonna take more than an angry cloud to get me off this blanket. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2175 | High pressure on the way, I think | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2176 | What do you suppose angry clouds portend? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2177 | Sorry, I'm almost out of storage. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2178 | Really? I just see a sheep, a train and a hippo. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2179 | I didn't know my ex had that kind of influence. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2180 | When they said climate change, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2181 | I think it's time you and I acknowledge climate change. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2182 | I think we better wait until the divorce is final. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2183 | I'm afraid we're about to find out how much God hates the wicked. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2184 | I've never seen a sky so threatening. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2185 | Someone must have messed with Mother Nature. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2186 | What did you do to piss off the gods this time? | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2187 | I guess you aren't the only one at the park today with your head in the clouds, Tom | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2188 | Climate change, for sure. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2189 | See that guy over my shoulder? Don't look, but I think he's a cartoonist. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2190 | I developed a new app on the cloud to gauge date sentiment. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2191 | When you said, "Today we need to get serious." Did you mean Cirrus? | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2192 | Something is telling me that you’re not right for me. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2193 | Why do you always look away when I talk about marriage? | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2194 | Do you ever feel like the universe is conspiring against us? | 1.2297 | 0.06538 | 74 | 62 | 7 | 5 |
2195 | It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2196 | How’s your crypto portfolio looking? | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2197 | Yeah, but you see omens in *everything*. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2198 | I hear they're just friendly clouds that want to hug us. | 1.2295 | 0.05429 | 61 | 47 | 14 | 0 |
2199 | I prefer flying monkeys, too. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2200 | Did I ever mention I had trouble with the Inkblot Test? | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2201 | Seriously? Your ex is a storm cloud? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2202 | I'm sorry, some things just remind me of my ex! | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2203 | I thought he moved to Florida. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2204 | Look, Trump is ranting in-Cloud now, blowing hot air. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2205 | My God is an unspecifiably angry God. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2206 | I'm not seeing that cotton candy castle. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2207 | What if it's not just water? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2208 | I prefer an angry cloud to a mushroom cloud, I guess… | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2209 | I didnt realize how hostile even just cloud watching has" gotten.. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2210 | That's a cumulo-nimrod. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2211 | I think maybe you pissed him off,Marge. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2212 | I told you the climate would come back to bite us | 1.2286 | 0.06801 | 70 | 59 | 6 | 5 |
2213 | I’m sorry. I can’t see the ducky or the bunny. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2214 | No, it doesn't look like an angry sky to me. It looks like Number 45 having a very bad hair day. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2215 | The climate really is changing! | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2216 | He’s my alter ego. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2217 | They said climate change would lead to angry weather. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2218 | I don't think my Zoloft is working | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2219 | My forgetting the umbrella doesn't seem like such a big deal now, does it? | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2220 | My philosophy? Every cloud has a pair of silver brass knuckles. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2221 | Well the weather report did say, "Partly cloudy with a chance of devastation". | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2222 | I love being a meteorologist, but it doesn't mean the weather understands I have a social life. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2223 | Climate change? | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
2224 | You said that it was clear skies and you’re a weatherman... what else are you lying about | 1.2286 | 0.06801 | 70 | 59 | 6 | 5 |
2225 | I wouldn’t let a sense of foreboding cloud your judgement” | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2226 | guess we need to go back to just talking about the weather | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2227 | I swear to god, it looks just like your mother that one year we had tofurkey! | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2228 | It's like to have your mother here | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2229 | Just another day in 2021. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2230 | No, I don’t believe in Omens either. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2231 | If we'd brought some wine this might look different. | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2232 | This looks ominous, at least smile. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2233 | Maybe we should go home. The weather is beginning to look threatening. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2234 | Is that your Dad? | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2235 | I’m still feeling romantic | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2236 | Even the cloud has put on weight this year, it’s not just me! | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2237 | Really? All you see is bunny rabbits eating a hot dog? | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2238 | I can handle the noise, but if your father starts crying I’m done here. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2239 | Guess I should stop being a climate denier.” | 1.2278 | 0.04749 | 79 | 61 | 18 | 0 |
2240 | Cloud policing | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2241 | Eh, don’t worry about him, he’s always throwing shade. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2242 | These weren't the clouds in the Simpsons | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2243 | Does your bug spray work on all flying pests? | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2244 | I usually never believe the weather report, but those really do look like angry clouds. | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2245 | Now there's a cloud who likes to have fun !" | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2246 | You know, dating a meteorologist isn't all sunshine and rainbows... | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2247 | It's been dubbed Rambostratus, a child of climate change. | 1.2273 | 0.06203 | 88 | 75 | 6 | 7 |
2248 | A bad front is coming in. | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2249 | I've been behaving myself. Just what have you been up to? | 1.2273 | 0.05198 | 66 | 51 | 15 | 0 |
2250 | Clouds have never liked me. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2251 | Do you think it's true? Every cloud has a silver lining. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2252 | Could be worse | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2253 | I thought he was going to stay in Palm Beach. | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2254 | You give me greenhouse gasses, I'll beat your asses! | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2255 | Cloud rage. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2256 | I think I liked it more when the government pretended they weren’t watching over us | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2257 | Hey, let's get back to quarantine, even the cloud is not happy. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2258 | May lighting strike me dead if I ever again utter the phrase, 'may lightning strike me dead.' | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2259 | Yeah, yeah.....but just look at his terrible mustache! | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2260 | I love cloud-gazing. I see an angry monster. What do you see? | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2261 | Looks like my Cloud account assistant didn't get paid. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2262 | I guess that would be an angry sky. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2263 | That is one threatening cloud. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2264 | They did say we might get some driving rain today. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2265 | Have I ever mentioned my uncle Thor? | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2266 | I've heard of acid rain, but I think this is just one angry cloud! | 1.2267 | 0.06458 | 75 | 63 | 7 | 5 |
2267 | less cirrus and more of a serious, don't you think? | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2268 | Oh god, must everything have to remind me of my father issues? | 1.2267 | 0.06458 | 75 | 63 | 7 | 5 |
2269 | You could of told me it's over on the phone. | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2270 | Craig, this is an intervention. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2271 | You never told me your ex was an air sign. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2272 | You said your head’s in the clouds, but I’m not sure how I feel about that. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2273 | I don't think you can assume that that dark cloud is following us. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2274 | Ummm...can I offer you a dark and stormy? | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2275 | Ever since they started taking his name off buildings he’s been trying to name clouds | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2276 | How about we judge you for once? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2277 | I think we should just say we're not a couple. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2278 | This too shall pass. | 1.2258 | 0.06673 | 62 | 51 | 8 | 3 |
2279 | Maybe it’s naive, but I think there’s someone up there watching us. | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2280 | Sometimes I get the feeling someone is watching us. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2281 | Oh, oh, I think I forgot to take my medication. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2282 | Maybe IT IS written in the clouds that we SHOULDN'T get married!?! | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2283 | Look what's moving in, there goes the Ozone layer! | 1.2258 | 0.06673 | 62 | 51 | 8 | 3 |
2284 | Why aren’t you wearing your masks??!🤬😡 | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2285 | Those clouds look threatening. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2286 | Your feet stink! | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2287 | I think that's an angry cloud. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2288 | As your boyfriend, I say let's take a chance. As a meteorologist, I say let's get the hell outa here. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2289 | Central Park hates me. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2290 | Heaven seems worried about our new freedoms. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2291 | You'd be cranky too if you had a silver lining up your ass. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2292 | I think I left my windows open- gotta run! | 1.2254 | 0.06406 | 71 | 59 | 8 | 4 |
2293 | I’m not a pessimist. Bad things are on the horizon. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2294 | We should eat our baguette. Before the world ends. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2295 | I checked the app. I just thought chance of pain storms was a typo. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2296 | Looks like Parler has finally moved to the cloud | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2297 | Now is a perfect time for positive thinking Dear. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2298 | Did we bring an umbrella? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2299 | Sometimes it’s hard to stay on the bright side! | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2300 | What's he going to do? He's a damn cloud! | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2301 | At least there aren't any ants | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2302 | When I checked the forecast it didn't say anything about aggressive storms." | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2303 | The forecast said it would be cloudy with a chance of intimidation. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2304 | Eye spy with my little eye something that looks like your late mother" | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2305 | Dang, Judy Collins got it half right... | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2306 | Do you store your photos in the cloud? | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2307 | It’s all the data.” | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2308 | First COVID-19, now climate change. I’m not sure what’s next, because it always comes in threes. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2309 | It all started when I ignored an advisory... | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2310 | What’s he so pissed about? We’re six feet from the nearest blanket. | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
2311 | Just look at me hun, he's your ex for a reason | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
2312 | You see? I told you it was bad luck to wear high heels to the park. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2313 | I told you the potato salad wasn’t for us! | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2314 | I think my depression meds are wearing off. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2315 | Hand over the cheesecake and nobody gets hurt. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2316 | Whether it's God who's angry or thunder clouds waiting to storm, I think it's time to leave. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2317 | But you said you were on Cloud 9 | 1.2239 | 0.06665 | 67 | 56 | 7 | 4 |
2318 | Speaking of wet blankets… | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2319 | Uh oh, it’s a furio-nimbus. | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
2320 | Something about us leaving the windows open again. | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
2321 | Fauci never mentioned THIS Covid variant... | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2322 | He's been threatening rain all day. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2323 | I’m sorry, I have to go home now. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2324 | You stay right there, I'm running to get help! | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2325 | Well I wouldn't call it a welcoming committee" | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
2326 | Why did you invite him? Everybody knows three's a cloud. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2327 | Do you ever get the feeling that the planet doesn’t want us here anymore? | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2328 | I'm a weatherman. He doesn't like how I portray him on TV. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2329 | Don't make eye contact honey, let's just eat and let the kids handle fighting climate change... | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2330 | I thought you said it was gonna be a Simon & Garfunkel reunion. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2331 | Let’s go home. The clouds look angry. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2332 | I forgot the wine. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2333 | Uh oh, I think that's the cloud where I've stored all my personal data. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2334 | And to think I used to be a climate change skeptic. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2335 | Really? It looks like Hello Kitty to me. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2336 | I call it 'Cumulus Hulkus'. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2337 | Does that cloud look like my husband? | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2338 | The UFOs were getting too much attention. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2339 | I thought menacing wasn’t supposed to start for another hour, the Apple weather app is so unreliable | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2340 | I hear this one’s the raining champion. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2341 | I'll be honest, not the type of pounding I was hoping for. | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
2342 | That sky sure looks threatening... | 1.2222 | 0.06954 | 63 | 53 | 6 | 4 |
2343 | I think he does not appreciate being called ‘Fluffy.’ | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
2344 | I forgot to pay my cloud storage fee. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2345 | He doesn't like it when you call this a cheap date. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2346 | We'd better get going, the weather starting to look angry | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2347 | Did you fart? | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2348 | I'm afraid the universe is telling us we don't belong together. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2349 | Cumulous clouds that wish they were Cumulonimbus clouds. | 1.2222 | 0.06954 | 63 | 53 | 6 | 4 |
2350 | Don't blow smoke up his ass. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2351 | Why do I feel like something awful is about to happen? | 1.2222 | 0.04407 | 90 | 70 | 20 | 0 |
2352 | Really Sue, it’s like you don’t even bother to listen sometimes. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2353 | I knew I shouldn't have had that bean burrito. | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
2354 | Yes, I'd say this is definitely worse than the ants. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2355 | It's time to go . . . . | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2356 | Athena, I didn't know I was going to meet your dad so soon. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2357 | Don't worry. I think he's more afraid of us than we are of him. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2358 | Do you see orange hair on that cloud? | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
2359 | It's a vaporized Antarctic iceberg and it's pissed. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2360 | I would’ worry about it, Sally, the report said it was less than 10 percent for really nasty weather. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2361 | Looks like he wants to give us a hug. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2362 | Did you back up our pictures in the cloud? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2363 | Ok, I finally realize that climate change is a threat | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2364 | Tell me again why you're sure this is the Rapture and not just an ad for the new gym on the other side of town. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2365 | You see kittens ? | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2366 | Global warming? More like global warning. | 1.2222 | 0.04934 | 72 | 56 | 16 | 0 |
2367 | And I always thought it was Mother Nature. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2368 | Maybe Mother Nature got tired of warning us so she sent her son! | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2369 | Enough with the negative vibes. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2370 | Cumulonimbus think they own the sky. | 1.2222 | 0.05280 | 63 | 49 | 14 | 0 |
2371 | You said your ex was Klaus, right? | 1.2222 | 0.05280 | 63 | 49 | 14 | 0 |
2372 | The least he can do is put on a happy face. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2373 | Just ignore him and he'll evaporate. | 1.2222 | 0.04934 | 72 | 56 | 16 | 0 |
2374 | Why so bully though? We’ve just left our houses, chill dude! | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2375 | If that’s what she sees in the clouds, I’ll have to rethink a second date… | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2376 | Who cut the cheese? | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2377 | You really messed with the wrong cloud assistant | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2378 | Oops...am quite uncertain about today's clouds of conversation | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2379 | Go get vaccinated, you two! | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2380 | I don’t think they appreciated you singing “Rain, rain, go away”, dear. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2381 | I swear I called him a cumulonimbus not a cumulodingus! | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2382 | I think I may have parked too close to his Tesla | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2383 | And you’re positive the app only stated a ‘storm threat’? | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2384 | ...right but they said it *wasnt* airborn... | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2385 | At least we're out of lockdown? | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2386 | After losing my job, my cat running away, and my car being stolen--I think things are finally starting to go my way. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2387 | I know,I know. I should have said yes when Clooney asked me out. I know. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2388 | I tried but Cloud 9 was booked. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2389 | Honey,our future looks like our political parties ! | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2390 | How’re you feeling about our “no-church” Sunday? | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2391 | I think it is going to rain? | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2392 | That’s funny. The forecast was for occasional benign clouds with scattered salubrious sunshine. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2393 | It happens when they lose their Silver Linings. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2394 | Well climate change sure has taken a turn! | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2395 | After the year we've had? Gonna have to do better than that. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2396 | My therapist says I’ve been projecting a lot recently. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2397 | They look cirrus. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2398 | You can tell a lot about a person this way. Tell me what you see. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2399 | I forgot to thank him for May flowers. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2400 | You don't want to be right under a thunder clap. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2401 | Well, I say it's a rabbit and I say to hell with it. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2402 | When you’re angry at me the whole world seems angry. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2403 | That's funny- I see a soft fluffy mattress. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2404 | I really haven't enjoyed storms much since Pixar took over the weather.... | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2405 | The clouds look very different today. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2406 | For some reason, I keep thinking about my boss. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2407 | Did you remember to pack the survival suits? | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2408 | Are we just gonna ignore that @warren_peace82 is the true winner of this caption contest once again?” “Yep Larry we are. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2409 | I knew it was a bad idea to date after we got married. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2410 | Hey, look, that one looks like a chicken leg doesn't it? | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2411 | We better leave NOW! I just pissed my pants." | 1.2206 | 0.06900 | 68 | 58 | 5 | 5 |
2412 | ‘Well, Earl in IT did say he was going to tighten up cloud security.’ | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2413 | What did you say your husband does for a living? | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2414 | Just my luck, Bully Clouds! | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2415 | El Niño weather patterns lost out this year to el Luchador clouds. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2416 | Real quick. There's something I have to confess...." | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2417 | The picnic gods are angry. Maybe offer up the cheescake? | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2418 | I hope it’s not too late to ask ... soo are you vaccinated? | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2419 | You didn't tell me your ex was a storm cloud! | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2420 | I've been feeling much calmer since I uploaded my rage to the cloud. | 1.2198 | 0.04365 | 91 | 71 | 20 | 0 |
2421 | I guess they were wrong about that strong front missing us. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2422 | No, I don't see it at all. By the way, have you ever seen Gaslight? | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2423 | I think G-D is pissed | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2424 | Maybe playing the ‘Cloud Shape game’ during a depressive episode was a bad idea. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2425 | Have I mentioned that I'm married? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2426 | Edith, for all our sakes, will you accept climate change now? | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2427 | All I said was Gale seems like more of a girl's name. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2428 | I guess we never saw it without a mask. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2429 | Do you have any Tums? | 1.2195 | 0.06017 | 82 | 69 | 8 | 5 |
2430 | I think it wants us to leave so it can water the lawn. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2431 | Why, no, I don't think it looks like your mother at all! | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2432 | Well, the date was going too well | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2433 | Fuck | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2434 | Who did you say your dad is again? | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2435 | Affront Cyrus and you will see his stormy side, weather you like it or not. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2436 | No worries - He just found out Biden is God. He'll get over it. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2437 | Do you owe them money or something? | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2438 | Hmm... this climate change thing is finally showing its ugly face for all to see | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2439 | I've got a menacing feeling about today. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2440 | I think the Russian Variant of COVID is going to have more impact than the Indian Variant... | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2441 | Sometimes I can be a little paranoid but surely those clouds are ominous. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2442 | I'm sure your mother is looking down on you. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2443 | Cloudy with a chance of meatballs | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2444 | I think it’s kicking in | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2445 | Even though we haven't heard thunder roar, I vote we go indoors. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2446 | It’s one of the downsides of being a weatherman. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2447 | No mask. Do you think it’s vaccinated? | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2448 | Feel me now? | 1.2192 | 0.04875 | 73 | 57 | 16 | 0 |
2449 | I always feel so beaten up on cloudy days | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2450 | No, Hon. I don’t think I see an angry uterus in the sky… | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2451 | As the people emerged from quarantine, the skies fight back the increased emissions. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2452 | The clouds were angry that day, but not as angry as Stephanie, who regretted agreeing to this terrible park date with generic conversation and a stale baguette | 1.2192 | 0.06542 | 73 | 62 | 6 | 5 |
2453 | Your father still doesn’t like me and he’s been gone for years. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2454 | You wanna go somewhere else? | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2455 | I thought they said chance of precipitation, not agitation. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2456 | My guess is he needs to see some cleavage. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
2457 | Exactly why I store my data on a thumb drive. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2458 | Let's try another spot. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2459 | An umbrella would have been nicer than bread, Steve | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2460 | Let's get ready to Rrruuummmbbbllle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2461 | What it lacks in might, it makes up for in face and hands. | 1.2188 | 0.06853 | 64 | 54 | 6 | 4 |
2462 | Really? You see a relationship metaphor? | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2463 | The weather report mentioned a possible scowl. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2464 | I'm glad you saw the resemblance. I also think it looks like your mother. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2465 | Now she's really going to wish she'd swiped left. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
2466 | The weatherman must have really messed up this time. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2467 | Evaporation gone wrong." | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2468 | I think I’ll use my backup drive from now on. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2469 | I said I'm sorry I forgot the wine. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2470 | ``It's the air of impending doom.'' | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2471 | Every cloud,my ass! | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2472 | I dunno. It seems more bullying than threatening. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2473 | May gray is nothing compared to June gloom | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2474 | Even the clouds are showing signs of post-quarantine social anxiety! | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2475 | Looks like climate change is getting Tough. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2476 | If I spend enough time looking at the sky, I see your mother's face. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2477 | It may be pareidolia, but if it asks for cheesecake, just give it some! | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2478 | Is there something in your past you haven't told me? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2479 | The weatherman warned us the skies would be angry. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2480 | His new tweets are all stuck in the Cloud. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2481 | I say let him use Twitter. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2482 | Was your father always so overprotective? | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2483 | Climate change! It’s worst than I thought. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2484 | I shouldn't have sent that Bill Gates expose to the cloud! | 1.2179 | 0.04705 | 78 | 61 | 17 | 0 |
2485 | CO2 is back! Masks over humans! | 1.2179 | 0.04705 | 78 | 61 | 17 | 0 |
2486 | Geez...when you said you felt connected to nature I didn’t realize.... | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2487 | Remember when you said your mother’s files were safe in the cloud? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2488 | No idea. Did the Knicks lose again? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2489 | It kind of looks like your ex-husband. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2490 | I see my mom and my sisters…what do you see? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2491 | Oh great ! Now I need my mask ! | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2492 | I wish I didn't see No. 45 everywhere we go. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2493 | Honey,I forgot my thunderpants again. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2494 | We have plenty of time - it's only threatening rain. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2495 | Honestly, I checked the forecast and there was only a 10% chance of Armegeddon. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2496 | I thought you said you weren't in a cirrus relationship! | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2497 | This one looks like your mother. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2498 | When it's gone by you'll see the silver lining. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2499 | There may be a storm brewing but at least the ants stayed away. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2500 | It's saying, "Why aren't we doing more about global warming." | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2501 | That cloud looks like my mother-in-law | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2502 | Don’t look, but I think that cloud is looking at me funny. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2503 | Uhmm excuse me? Ma’am. Over here. I wasn’t done talking | 1.2174 | 0.06486 | 69 | 58 | 7 | 4 |
2504 | oh honey,try to be more optimistic. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2505 | Ever feel like your parents are looking down from above in disappointment? | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
2506 | I had no idea your father would be coming. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2507 | Wow! Those are some mean looking clouds. | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
2508 | Bob, If this was your idea of getting me wet I should've just stayed home | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2509 | so John, since this is our last day on Earth, here's what I didn't tell you about my fight with your mother yesterday" | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2510 | Sometimes a cloud is just a cloud. | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
2511 | I guess he is a vengeful God. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2512 | And we were worried about ants! | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
2513 | All I see is Mother. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2514 | I thought the rain here in Spain staid mainly in the plain? | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2515 | Well, I’m assuming they became accustomed to watering the grass with us all in quarantine, but now we’re back outside. Muddying up their landscape. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2516 | Menacing clouds have certainly upped their game. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2517 | Hmmm, less rabbit, more Danny Trejo | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2518 | No YOU get your head out of the clouds. | 1.2162 | 0.06460 | 74 | 63 | 6 | 5 |
2519 | Remember when clouds were just a ducky and a horsey? | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2520 | I know climate change is making storms stronger but this seems excessive. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2521 | We mustn’t panic. It’s just pariedolia, not an angry deity | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2522 | Passing question, but the last time you read Revelation was recent? | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2523 | Hey, it's hard to perform under pressure. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2524 | Must your mother follow us everywhere? | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2525 | It looks like we have a much bigger problem, then just ants. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2526 | If you turn it upside down it looks like Santa Claus | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2527 | Next time, serve decaf. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2528 | I think I've overloaded my cloud storage. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2529 | Oh, dear, when you were talking about how good this picnic is going to be, I didn't expect to actually be blown away | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2530 | Okay okay, take it easy guys, I'll tell her! *sigh* Katherine, for about four years in the 20's, I was... VP of marketing for Exxon Mobil. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2531 | I’ve heard of fighting climate change, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2532 | The climate is going through a lot too. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2533 | Yes, I am married. What gave it away? | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2534 | I think he's saying, 'Me want woman with nice legs'. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2535 | I realize it's a front and that's my concern. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2536 | Don’t you love the New Jersey skyline? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2537 | I think my backup got corrupted | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2538 | I believe it is a cumulus furious. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2539 | I see a fluffy baby lamb. According to my professor that means that I am a loving, nurturing person. What do you see? | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2540 | Why'd ya have to go makin' the clouds angry, sunshine? | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2541 | You know Helen, I'm seriously starting to think about quitting my position as weatherman. I love the perks, but I can't seem to leave work at the office. | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2542 | Okay, I miss the masking. | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2543 | Apparently, we're under a cloud of suspicion! | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2544 | Looks like “Mother Nature”might be transitioning. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2545 | We were on a break | 1.2154 | 0.05139 | 65 | 51 | 14 | 0 |
2546 | I wish we‘d planned for inclement weather | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2547 | I'm starting to think this global warming thing is real. | 1.2154 | 0.05139 | 65 | 51 | 14 | 0 |
2548 | Darling I can’t tell if God is still mad about the abortion or the fact that I’m gay. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2549 | When an angry cloud nears and you tremble in fear, That's Amore. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2550 | I never expected the threat of climate change to be so... threatening. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2551 | A bunny? YOU SEE A BUNNY?????!!!! | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2552 | You think this is their blanket? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2553 | ¨I think I might delete Cloud Security¨ | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2554 | do you ever get the feeling Mother Nature is pissed? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2555 | That doesn’t look like a Category “A” storm! | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2556 | You told me he was cool with us hanging out | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2557 | I think we’ve been inside too long. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2558 | I was just trying to have a little fun by saying that that other cloud looked like a fat cow, Tonya. I had no way knowing this would happen! | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2559 | Is everything OK? | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2560 | Do you get the feeling we're being watched. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2561 | The climate really does seem to be changing. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2562 | Remember when we would just look for animals. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
2563 | I should just tell you now, I left the windows down. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2564 | Maybe we should pack up soon, the weather's getting bad. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2565 | “Don’t worry, he’s just full of hot air” | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2566 | I see unicorns and butterflies...what do you see? | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
2567 | 'You must be a really bad person! | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2568 | That must be your god.. its not mine.... | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2569 | Yes, we were best friends, but can't he move on for god’s sake? | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
2570 | I believe they’re Quinonlimbus, so we can probably expect a passing shower of conspiracy. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2571 | Is this your mother's way of saying she wants me to convert? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2572 | Yes, I think it's safe to say that I believe in karma. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2573 | It's the ghost of cigarettes past. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2574 | I've never seen a storm so ready to rumble | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2575 | Frustrated watching the kids, kiss her already or I'll rain on your parade! | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2576 | I made a long list of all my regrets and stored them in the cloud. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2577 | It’s time we become consistent about our recycling. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2578 | I can’t shake the feeling that there’s something brutal on the horizon. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2579 | You’ve heard of i-cloud? This is WWE-cloud. | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2580 | Oh I don’t know, it depends upon how you look at it. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2581 | Really?; you’ve never heard the term Thunderstruck? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2582 | I didn’t think a cloud of uncertainty would threaten our relationship. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2583 | I didn’t know you smote. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2584 | You're right, of course. She's assertive, not threatening. | 1.2143 | 0.04940 | 70 | 55 | 15 | 0 |
2585 | I think I forgot to encrypt the pictures I stored in the cloud | 1.2143 | 0.06400 | 70 | 59 | 7 | 4 |
2586 | Technically it may only be partly cloudy, but I still think it looks threatening. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2587 | I think Bob Ross may have had an evil twin. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2588 | Have you discussed this with your therapist? ...I'm seeing puppies. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2589 | Oh, um, sorry. My ex-girlfriend is the TV Weather Lady. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2590 | Never thought climate change would look like this. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2591 | Methinks it is like a weasel. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2592 | It's been a rough year for everyone. I think I finally understand, "He's back. And this time...he's mad!" | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2593 | I cut them in line and bought the last baguette. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2594 | Is this a bad time to bring up the idea of a pre-nuptial agreement? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2595 | This is not Bob Rosses’ happy little cloud. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2596 | Look honey...it's the comingforus clouds..." | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2597 | Did you forget to turn the lights off in our apartment again? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2598 | Finally, safe in public without a mask! | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2599 | Honey, I told you, our clothes dryer vents too much hot moist air! | 1.2143 | 0.06400 | 70 | 59 | 7 | 4 |
2600 | They were calling for partly sunny with intermittent rage. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2601 | I told you we should meet somewhere privately | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2602 | You know, up until now, I always thought the rain clouds with angry faces on the weather forecast were just being facetious | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2603 | Some serious shade incoming. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
2604 | I'm just saying it looks a bit ominous. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2605 | Honestly, I never imagined that authorities enforcements for mask wearing would go so far. | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2606 | Ever feel like you are being watched? | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2607 | Did I mention, I fight for climate change? | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2608 | See what I mean? The weatherman didn’t say anything about this. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2609 | This wasn't what you had in mind for a steamy date? | 1.2143 | 0.05885 | 84 | 71 | 8 | 5 |
2610 | Is it violently hurtling towards us or is it just misunderstood? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2611 | Honey, your Pareidolia is becoming a little too real. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
2612 | I know, the weather’s been a little weird lately. | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2613 | That's security reminding me to update cloud password! | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2614 | I’ve heard of angry birds, but not angry clouds. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2615 | Worst fireworks ever | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2616 | So, how long will your mother stay? | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2617 | The Sky was angry that day, my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup in a Deli. | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2618 | I'm leaving you. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2619 | Oh great...the first week we don't need to wear masks and now this! | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2620 | You can't fight the weather. | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2621 | Little cloud syndrome. | 1.2133 | 0.04762 | 75 | 59 | 16 | 0 |
2622 | I knew it wasn’t safe yet....should have did this through Zoom. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2623 | Hey,who you calling Nimbus? | 1.2133 | 0.04762 | 75 | 59 | 16 | 0 |
2624 | Your Ex seems a bit ominous | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2625 | Looks like the kids are texting us, again. | 1.2133 | 0.04762 | 75 | 59 | 16 | 0 |
2626 | Don't worry about it. That's just Trump being Trump after he lost. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2627 | We forgot to invite them to our picnic and they're NOT happy." | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2628 | That big one in the center looks a bit like your mother. | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2629 | How big a Joni Mitchell fan are you? | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2630 | I miss the days when only the ants came to every picnic. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2631 | Think the earth liked it better when we were indoors | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2632 | Did the forecast say cloudy with a chance of whoop-ass or was that my imagination? | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2633 | Oh shit it’s my Ex | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2634 | I may be mistaken, but I think this Climate Change thing is real. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
2635 | I though I would get used to England... | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2636 | Wait til we get to the clown portion of the song. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
2637 | My therapist said I don't really have a black cloud hanging over my head, but I think that only made it more angry! | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2638 | John Cena’s apology only made things worse. | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
2639 | Hangry Cloud Cover | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
2640 | I can't promise you clear skies for the rest of our lives, but you can count on me to bring the cheese and bread that will get us through the tough times. @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag | 1.2131 | 0.07057 | 61 | 52 | 5 | 4 |
2641 | Ominous. | 1.2128 | 0.04244 | 94 | 74 | 20 | 0 |
2642 | Looks like some thunderstorms are threatening us. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2643 | According to my weather app, it's only supposed to be partly homicidal. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2644 | Oh, I thought it was a kitty cat. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2645 | He has problems raining when I store too many photos. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2646 | I didn't think that 'oppressive humidity' was going to be so literal. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2647 | I don't care if nature is out to get me, I'm not staying indoors anymore. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2648 | I didn't know The Hulk was part of the Trinity. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2649 | Now they're looking at us from both sides. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2650 | I’m so glad things are finally getting back to normal. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2651 | It's ok honey, we'll just explain to him our Tesla is backordered | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2652 | I'm really enjoying their theatre interpretation of having The Tempest as an actual character in the play | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2653 | We all knew the world would end one day, I just didn't think it would be destroyed by something so fluffy... | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2654 | They said it wasn’t that strong but something tells me I shouldn’t have eaten the other half ! | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2655 | Remind me, who was your last boyfriend? | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2656 | It's more than a thundercloud. It wants me to pull its finger. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2657 | Do you think they work out? | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2658 | Honey, when I said ‘English picnic’ I just meant an english picnic blanket and not their weather! | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2659 | Honey, what did you put in this cheese!? | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2660 | Great, just great! This couldn’t happen during lock down. It had to wait til the city opened back up. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2661 | Sorry - I'm just not seeing it. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2662 | Global warming has taken a turn for the worse. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2663 | Let’s see if he looks the same upside down. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2664 | Apparently it’s cloud 10. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2665 | So much for rising above the clouds of ignorance, narrowness and selfishness - that's not going to happen these days. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2666 | I don’t see any silver lining. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2667 | Tom, look what you’ve done. I told you Mother only goes by Ms. Nature now! | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2668 | It looks like the reopening was a tad too early. | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2669 | ohh , that one looks like a politician " | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2670 | What do you think...is that dude from the future or the past? | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2671 | See, I told you not to take the entire tab. This stuff is stronger than we thought! | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2672 | Maybe if we cure climate change they'll look like bunnies again. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2673 | Honey, I think the apocalypse might disrupt our brunch plans. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2674 | Everywhere I go, I feel a cloud hanging over me. | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2675 | Ready for a climate crisis? | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2676 | I Guess Bob Ross was wrong. Not every cloud is a happy little accident. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2677 | We're fine. The report said, 'cloudy with an empty threat of rain.' | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2678 | Maybe we should be wearing the masks. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2679 | I don’t think masks are going to help with this one. | 1.2111 | 0.05805 | 90 | 77 | 7 | 6 |
2680 | I feel a turbulent data breach coming on. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2681 | I see Fluffy, the Boo-Boo Bear. What do you see? | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2682 | Even the Holy Ghost scares me these days. | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2683 | TBH...I'm still figuring out this psychedelic microdosing thing. | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2684 | No, we still have that last Flonase--but where'd the psilocybin go? | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2685 | They’re predicting pain. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2686 | If you ARE a witch, an't you change this to Cloud 9? | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2687 | I should tell you, he's perfectly justified to be angry. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2688 | I still just see marshmallows. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2689 | But we can't do this at six feet apart. | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2690 | Honey, he's just like you... When he gets really angry, he starts crying. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2691 | Maybe they're just putting on a front. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2692 | Angry sky. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2693 | Stormiest production of Lear ever! | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2694 | We've truly seen both sides now. | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2695 | Those guys look like they're pretty cirrus. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2696 | It's not the angry god of your fathers'—just a cloudburst. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2697 | Oh dear, looks like it's threatening to rain. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2698 | My Rorschach tests are surprisingly serene | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2699 | 'Is doom trolling us' ' | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2700 | A couple of clouds | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2701 | Humans, humans, go away come again another day | 1.2105 | 0.06574 | 76 | 66 | 4 | 6 |
2702 | Either way, it’s just nice to see society reopening | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 76 | 60 | 16 | 0 |
2703 | nature is on revenge | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2704 | No one told that angry cloud that we no longer have to stay six feet apart. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2705 | Oh, hail no! | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2706 | you always said your ex had his head in the clouds | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2707 | I believe those are called Cirrious clouds. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2708 | So your father is the weather man? | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2709 | They should seed the clouds with Zoloft, next time. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2710 | I'm not sure what reminded me it's your father's birthday | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2711 | …and that one is called a cirrious cloud. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2712 | It'll pass. It's on-acid rain. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2713 | I guess nature’s not ready to be social again. | 1.2099 | 0.04553 | 81 | 64 | 17 | 0 |
2714 | Do you think it’s our fault? | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2715 | I guess the UFO S' are finally showing what they think of us! | 1.2097 | 0.05212 | 62 | 49 | 13 | 0 |
2716 | Angry Clouds. It's ap. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2717 | The sky looks kinda threatening | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2718 | I just see a turkey leg. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2719 | Those aren't exactly Bob Ross type clouds... | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2720 | At this point, I'm just not sure I care. How about you? | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2721 | We must have done something wrong. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2722 | Really? That’s what you see? I see a long awaited voice of truth for a disenfranchised majority of freedom loving American patriots. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2723 | Do you think bleach will kill it? | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2724 | They just don’t like couples weekend | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2725 | This looks like a cirrus problem. | 1.2093 | 0.04412 | 86 | 68 | 18 | 0 |
2726 | He's saying ... "I'm not just cloudy , I'm feeling rowdy" | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
2727 | I told you to bring the umbrella, Dave. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2728 | I didn’t believe them when they said, “Cloudy with a chance of global warnings”. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2729 | I'm starting to think they might be on to something with all that climate change talk.. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2730 | It’ll blow over. | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
2731 | That reminds me, I have something to tell you! | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2732 | Sorry, I thought the concert was Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons”! | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2733 | Unfortunately, there are no vaccines against bad weather | 1.2090 | 0.06568 | 67 | 57 | 6 | 4 |
2734 | Ahh ... do I remember you telling me that your last romantic fling was with a guy named "Zeus"? | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2735 | Look,honey: a pathetic fallacy. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2736 | ‘I’m allergic to Brie.” | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2737 | But honey remember, there's always a silver lining. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2738 | Are you sure that one has a silver lining? | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2739 | Climate change has happened. Before, if you said you wished the clouds would go away, they'd just turn grey or hang low in silence. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2740 | Vaccinated? | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2741 | They say ‘The gas you pass never really leaves you’ “ | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2742 | Don’t worry, it’s just a face in a cloud. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2743 | They’re coming to collect the condensation I owe... | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2744 | So exactly where did you get the silver lining for this picnic blanket? | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2745 | When I said I wanted to take you to cloud nine, that's not what I had in mind. | 1.2083 | 0.04820 | 72 | 57 | 15 | 0 |
2746 | No honey, it's not my head in the clouds | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2747 | Perhaps it's tired of just being thought of as a place to store data. |