Contest #757


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757

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Don’t worry, it’s just a front.”
  2. “I think the weather’s turning on us.”
  3. “Apparently, climate change is getting more serious.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-05-30T22:05:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-06-13T22:09:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-06-07T22:09:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 14, 2021
Number of captions 6672
Number of responses 742808
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I thought partly cloudy with a chance of rage was a typo 1.8288 0.01158 4773 2006 1578 1189
1 Well it looks like my mother found out that you’re not Jewish. 1.8226 0.01216 4482 1954 1369 1159
2 They banned him from Twitter, but he’s still in the Cloud. 1.8118 0.01206 4457 1943 1410 1104
3 That reminds me. Your mother called. 1.8029 0.01201 4424 1933 1430 1061
4 A bunny. Seriously. You see a bunny. 1.8004 0.01406 3286 1460 1022 804
5 What do I think? I think we should stop asking the universe for a sign. 1.7816 0.01312 3512 1528 1223 761
6 He was banned from Facebook and Twitter, so he's trying the Cloud. 1.7725 0.01437 3117 1438 950 729
7 What the hell did you upload to the cloud?! 1.7680 0.01158 4656 2118 1500 1038
8 The forecast did say the weather would turn ugly. 1.7671 0.01244 3589 1511 1403 675
9 He hates when someone steals his thunder. 1.7653 0.01209 4061 1794 1426 841
10 Don’t worry, it’s just a front. 1.7635 0.01250 3767 1660 1338 769
11 It's just a temperature tantrum. It'll blow over. 1.7631 0.01187 4195 1855 1479 861
12 I guess they weren’t kidding when they said the weather might turn nasty 1.7597 0.01170 4161 1804 1553 804
13 The forecast did call for threatening skies. 1.7595 0.01324 3164 1349 1227 588
14 He looks cirrius! 1.7533 0.01605 2400 1111 770 519
15 Is it just me or is climate change starting to feel more personal? 1.7502 0.01494 2570 1138 936 496
16 Don't ask me. I really don't know clouds at all. 1.7452 0.01464 2920 1380 904 636
17 I finally get a date with you and it turns out to be Judgment Day. 1.7450 0.01409 3082 1436 996 650
18 Clouds used to look like animals… now they look like any Republican in office. 1.7443 0.01305 3758 1806 1107 845
19 I see your father learned how to access the cloud. 1.7428 0.01692 2138 1000 688 450
20 Shakespeare in the Park, you said. An immersive production of The Tempest, you said. 1.7370 0.01426 2852 1300 1002 550
21 Really Jennifer, everything reminds you of your ex. 1.7358 0.01463 2756 1273 938 545
22 I'm getting the distinct impression that the climate wants US to change. 1.7305 0.01439 2801 1291 974 536
23 I wonder what precipitated that. 1.7281 0.01492 2619 1216 899 504
24 It’s my fault. I promised if he went away he could come again another day. 1.7279 0.01504 2668 1267 860 541
25 He’s been mad ever since I stole his thunder 1.7225 0.01547 2407 1120 835 452
26 The weather’s not bad, it’s just misunderstood. 1.7180 0.01631 2227 1062 731 434
27 Nimbus?! You can't be cirrus. 1.7167 0.01689 2160 1058 656 446
28 it's an affront coming in. 1.7152 0.01727 2061 1010 628 423
29 Don't worry - it's just a front. 1.7145 0.01655 2007 920 740 347
30 Don't be fooled by the angry face. It's just a front. 1.7135 0.01677 2042 962 703 377
31 That reminds me. How’s your mother doing? 1.7104 0.01773 1913 932 603 378
32 Let's be like the Republicans and just pretend it isn't happening. 1.7102 0.02193 1301 650 378 273
33 Sweetheart, did you know you can store anger and resentment in the cloud now? 1.7088 0.01794 1885 926 582 377
34 This reminds me, your dad called. 1.7031 0.01821 1718 820 588 310
35 I'm not seeing the silver lining in this one. 1.7013 0.02316 1011 470 373 168
36 you know, I really don’t know clouds at all. 1.6972 0.01944 1552 761 500 291
37 I may have put the wrong mushrooms in our Sandwich.. 1.6961 0.02305 1145 575 343 227
38 Well, the weather report did say the skies were threatening. 1.6938 0.01942 1463 696 519 248
39 Uh-oh, looks like Trump has found a new cloud-based social platform. 1.6930 0.02051 1482 759 419 304
40 That's just a front 1.6928 0.01964 1468 710 499 259
41 Oh, that reminds me. When are we going to tell your mother we're engaged? 1.6907 0.02371 1028 505 336 187
42 It's an illusion, Joni! You really don't know clouds at all, do you? 1.6906 0.02099 1406 720 401 285
43 I’ve had worse signs on a first date… 1.6898 0.02018 1338 636 481 221
44 Wait until he claps. 1.6898 0.01957 1399 659 515 225
45 I think you should tell me what you see first. 1.6884 0.02014 1367 658 477 232
46 So your ex, Zeus... Was that a nickname? 1.6874 0.02107 1337 671 413 253
47 Even though he's not our President anymore, I keep seeing his face everywhere. 1.6854 0.02143 1284 644 400 240
48 They did predict threatening weather. 1.6843 0.02087 1248 598 446 204
49 That's the difference between us, Irma. You see a dark cloud looming overhead, while I see the possibility of being put out of my misery. 1.6833 0.02186 1263 644 375 244
50 And to think that just a couple minutes ago it looked like a bunny. 1.6829 0.02130 1255 619 415 221
51 The forecast looks grim 1.6793 0.02071 1188 554 461 173
52 Every night I write down all my negative thoughts and upload them to the cloud so I can sleep better. Why do you ask?” 1.6787 0.02180 1189 588 395 206
53 I thought he was in Mar-a-Lago. 1.6778 0.02300 1142 588 334 220
54 So much for the friendly skies 1.6761 0.02176 1127 542 408 177
55 I see Rudy Giuliani. 1.6739 0.02295 1101 557 346 198
56 Remember when they all looked like bunny rabbits and puppy dogs? 1.6739 0.02194 1107 534 400 173
57 Really? I see a puppy. 1.6737 0.02319 1085 551 337 197
58 Oh, for crying out loud. Just when they said small, outdoor gatherings are safe, someone has gone and uploaded the GOP to the cloud. 1.6735 0.02384 1081 566 302 213
59 The forecast didn’t say anything about angry recrimination, only a chance of silent disappointment with passing waves of resentment. 1.6726 0.02318 1069 539 341 189
60 Cirrusly? 1.6719 0.02320 1079 548 337 194
61 Reminds me, we're invited to my mother's house for dinner. 1.6706 0.02373 1020 516 324 180
62 Don't worry. It's a front 1.6702 0.02323 1025 508 347 170
63 We've got to be more careful about what we upload to the cloud. 1.6676 0.02297 1020 500 359 161
64 Looks like someone needs his climate changed 1.6649 0.02553 928 488 263 177
65 Climate change is really getting ugly. 1.6619 0.02440 902 446 315 141
66 We’ve done climate change denial and guilt, next is anger. 1.6577 0.02504 897 458 288 151
67 ... altocumulus, stratus and, uh-oh, these ones look cirrius. 1.6577 0.02513 891 455 286 150
68 I think the weather’s turning on us. 1.6575 0.02377 876 418 340 118
69 Well, the forecast was for threatening weather. 1.6546 0.02520 857 432 289 136
70 Is that what they mean by 'threat of rain'? 1.6537 0.02528 849 428 287 134
71 Please tell me you see it too. 1.6519 0.02534 833 418 287 128
72 You know that piece I wrote debunking "Climate Change"? Maybe I shouldn't have uploaded it to the cloud.... 1.6509 0.02652 822 431 247 144
73 I don't think there is a silver lining in this one. 1.6503 0.02597 815 416 268 131
74 It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the hostility 1.6473 0.02685 791 414 242 135
75 Not to worry, the weather report said to expect only a threat of rain. 1.6465 0.02534 775 378 293 104
76 Did you exceed the storage limit? 1.6459 0.02730 771 406 232 133
77 Honey, where did you get the mushrooms for our salad? 1.6454 0.02760 767 408 223 136
78 Did you steal his thunder too? 1.6436 0.02730 738 381 239 118
79 So, what did you put in those brownies? 1.6434 0.02700 732 372 249 111
80 I think he's cirrius. 1.6433 0.02899 712 385 196 131
81 It's getting cloudy with a chance of apocalypse 1.6399 0.02760 686 347 239 100
82 Oh great. Now we have to worry about Mad Clouds disease. 1.6398 0.02851 719 386 206 127
83 I'm sensing an air of hostility. 1.6395 0.02726 724 372 241 111
84 That reminds me. Have you told your dad that we’re moving in together? 1.6393 0.02682 732 372 252 108
85 Apparently, climate change is getting more serious. 1.6392 0.02753 715 369 235 111
86 Let’s wait and see if he’s voiced by James Earl Jones 1.6388 0.02943 623 321 206 96
87 I really need you to update your iCloud payment information, these reminders are starting to get aggressive. 1.6377 0.02826 701 369 217 115
88 I think this may be an exception to the silver lining rule 1.6356 0.02802 686 355 226 105
89 The forecast didn't say belligerent, it said inclement. 1.6353 0.02671 691 342 259 90
90 As a kid, I always saw bunnies and elephants. Now its always my disappointed father. 1.6350 0.03018 663 365 175 123
91 Now that is a severe thunderstorm warning.... 1.6348 0.02707 679 338 251 90
92 Now those are threatening clouds! 1.6335 0.02903 663 351 204 108
93 It's Trump's new social media platform. 1.6321 0.03088 647 362 161 124
94 Dear…what did you save to the Cloud? 1.6319 0.02861 671 353 212 106
95 They weren't kidding about threatening weather... 1.6318 0.02802 660 337 229 94
96 Scary? No. I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now. 1.6302 0.02947 649 347 195 107
97 Yeah, whatever. It can’t be worse than 2020. 1.6274 0.02845 628 320 222 86
98 What was in that brownie? 1.6272 0.02936 625 328 202 95
99 'He's deadly Cirrus' 1.6262 0.03058 618 337 175 106
100 I guess even unlimited cloud storage has a limit. 1.6258 0.02929 620 324 204 92
101 It may be time to rethink my climate change denial. 1.6254 0.02939 622 327 201 94
102 I know you don't like small talk but... what do you think of the weather? 1.6250 0.02935 616 322 203 91
103 Well, they banned him from Twitter and Facebook, so... 1.6231 0.03069 605 329 175 101
104 Looks like the weather might be turning on us 1.6231 0.02943 597 309 204 84
105 I see my boss when I tell him I want to keep working from home. What do you see? 1.6220 0.02961 590 306 201 83
106 It looks like the weather is about to turn ugly. 1.6218 0.02903 595 304 212 79
107 Your father, Art, in heaven? 1.6214 0.03111 597 328 167 102
108 When you said you were bringing me to the tempest in the park I thought you meant Shakespeare 1.6189 0.03075 572 305 180 87
109 Is it just me or does the weather look threatening to you too? 1.6182 0.03030 571 300 189 82
110 It looks like a rain of terror . 1.6177 0.03055 565 298 185 82
111 The forecast was for threatening clouds. 1.6166 0.03102 566 304 175 87
112 He still thinks he won the election. 1.6162 0.03282 555 313 142 100
113 Here comes the winter of our discontent 1.6162 0.03141 555 299 170 86
114 Oh,and your mother called yesterday. 1.6159 0.03102 552 293 178 81
115 Nature abhors a picnic. 1.6147 0.03155 545 293 169 83
116 Don't worry, He really did lose the election, you know. 1.6125 0.03265 542 302 148 92
117 You were right, magic mushrooms and a Central Park picnic- not my best idea 1.6119 0.03019 536 275 194 67
118 The weather report did mention the possibility of threatening thunderstorms. 1.6119 0.03039 523 267 192 64
119 Okay fine, I'm ready to admit climate change is probably real. 1.6099 0.03216 523 283 161 79
120 So that’s what they mean by a threat of a thunderstorm. 1.6092 0.03070 522 270 186 66
121 Looks like we may have reached our limit on free storage” 1.6089 0.03271 519 285 152 82
122 That's a newly designated cloud type; Trumpus! It's usually formed when a lot of hot air and global warming denial clash. The smaller clouds are called Trumpus Juniourus idioti! 1.6082 0.03448 513 296 122 95
123 Don't worry about rain, the weatherman said it was just threatening. 1.6081 0.03148 518 274 173 71
124 They did say storm clouds would be threatening. 1.6078 0.03127 515 270 177 68
125 It said cloudy with high temper... I thought it was just a typo! 1.6075 0.03225 507 272 162 73
126 Oh dear. Looks like Trump's in the cloud now. 1.6074 0.03307 512 283 147 82
127 I see angry and you see constipated. 1.6070 0.03297 514 284 148 82
128 Now that one looks like a candidate who can't accept that he lost the election. 1.6067 0.03431 506 289 127 90
129 I bet there's no silver lining in that one. 1.6064 0.03318 503 277 147 79
130 I thought Trump was in Florida. 1.6060 0.03417 500 283 131 86
131 Scientifically it's known as Cumulobadass 1.6055 0.03345 507 283 141 83
132 Well, the weather called for "threatening clouds" today... 1.6052 0.03193 504 268 167 69
133 Have you noticed how angry the world has become since Trump? 1.6037 0.03341 492 271 145 76
134 Don’t blame me. The forecast said threatening, not menacing. 1.6008 0.03141 486 252 176 58
135 I think it’s threatening to reign. 1.5992 0.03324 479 261 149 69
136 I distinctly heard it say, “Let’s get ready to rumble”. 1.5991 0.03311 469 252 153 64
137 Climate change is becoming increasingly personal. 1.5983 0.03291 478 258 154 66
138 Don't take it personally - he's just passing a hail stone. 1.5978 0.03403 465 256 140 69
139 I have a feeling it won't be cats and dogs this time. 1.5965 0.03169 461 237 173 51
140 Beth, I don't want to sound like an alarmist, but it looks as if this could be cirrus. 1.5965 0.03284 456 241 158 57
141 Apparently, my Twitter rant about the weather ended up in the cloud. 1.5958 0.03347 480 265 144 71
142 They can't be cirrus. 1.5956 0.03448 455 252 135 68
143 The heavens really should stop watching Fox News 1.5952 0.03492 457 257 128 72
144 Look, it's either this, or we have to go back home to the kids. 1.5947 0.03527 449 253 125 71
145 Looks like cloudy with a chance of vengeance. 1.5937 0.03297 443 233 157 53
146 I miss when the clouds looked like a dog 1.5937 0.03449 443 243 137 63
147 Really? I just see a rabbit. 1.5929 0.03248 452 237 162 53
148 Sorry. I meant it looked like your Mother in a good way. 1.5923 0.03560 444 252 121 71
149 Isn’t your husband a meteorologist? 1.5920 0.03453 473 269 128 76
150 I get the feeling he’s ready to rumble. 1.5899 0.03382 434 233 146 55
151 Are you sure we took a micro dose? 1.5894 0.03494 436 242 131 63
152 Remember when stayng inside seemed scary? 1.5892 0.03479 426 233 135 58
153 And I was worried about the ants! 1.5877 0.03424 422 227 142 53
154 I think it's time we stopped seeing Trump everywhere 1.5872 0.03628 436 252 112 72
155 Global warming is getting more and more threatening... 1.5865 0.03544 416 230 128 58
156 I think he’s under a lot of pressure. 1.5855 0.03469 415 225 137 53
157 Cloudy with a chance of Armageddon”. Why do you ask 1.5827 0.03604 405 226 122 57
158 I think we’ve gone past climate change and are now experiencing climate rage. 1.5822 0.03385 450 249 140 61
159 They said he’s holed up at Mar-a-Lago but it feels like he’s still hanging over us... 1.5819 0.03695 397 225 113 59
160 I am not sure if it is safe to store our passwords in the Cloud anymore. 1.5777 0.03577 386 211 127 48
161 Well, they did say threat of nasty weather. 1.5766 0.03604 385 212 124 49
162 They warned us about the effects of global warming but, they forgot about global rage. 1.5759 0.03810 382 221 102 59
163 Well, they won't let him on social media anymore. 1.5751 0.03639 393 221 118 54
164 Does the weather look threatening to you? 1.5743 0.03394 397 211 144 42
165 It's the raining heavyweight champion. 1.5734 0.03810 368 210 105 53
166 Whatever you do,do not make eye contact . 1.5734 0.03651 368 202 121 45
167 He’s no longer President and yet he still seems to be everywhere 1.5722 0.03759 367 207 110 50
168 When you said your Ex had his head in the clouds, I didn't know you meant literally. 1.5718 0.03599 404 229 119 56
169 Uh-oh. I get the feeling this will be no picnic. 1.5711 0.03526 380 206 131 43
170 I told you we should stop uploading so much data to the cloud. He was bound to snap at some point... 1.5710 0.03788 366 208 107 51
171 And I was worried about ants … 1.5707 0.03552 382 209 128 45
172 How come you ALWAYS see a bunny? 1.5698 0.03894 358 207 98 53
173 I must have exceeded my cloud upload limit. 1.5690 0.03711 355 196 116 43
174 Is it just me or does that cloud look like your father? 1.5686 0.03674 357 196 119 42
175 Threatening? They look downright homicidal. 1.5686 0.03922 350 202 97 51
176 The forecast called for “threatening skies”, but I just thought it was more “fake news”. 1.5683 0.03769 366 208 108 50
177 Looks pretty cirrus. 1.5682 0.03743 359 201 112 46
178 So I should probably tell you about my ex, Zeus. 1.5671 0.03738 365 206 111 48
179 How 'bout we go somewhere with a friendlier atmosphere? 1.5670 0.03787 351 197 109 45
180 Just when we thought it was safe to go outside! 1.5670 0.03872 351 201 101 49
181 So does 'What the hell' mean you'll marry me or not? 1.5667 0.03611 390 220 119 51
182 Are you sure we are back in the Paris Climate Agreement? 1.5659 0.03746 364 206 110 48
183 They follow me everywhere. I hope that's not a problem for you. 1.5655 0.03639 359 197 121 41
184 You’ve really got to look at clouds from both sides now. 1.5641 0.03915 351 204 96 51
185 Besides ruining our picnic, he has all of our financial data and wants a ransom. 1.5640 0.03955 344 200 94 50
186 If you stored that much useless information wouldn’t you be mad too?! 1.5637 0.03748 369 211 108 50
187 The forecast said the weather could turn threatening. 1.5636 0.03873 346 198 101 47
188 It's just a front he puts on. 1.5635 0.03639 362 200 120 42
189 I told you the weather forecaster predicted threatening clouds. 1.5635 0.03524 378 207 129 42
190 Ignore them. They are disgruntled, low level clouds. 1.5632 0.03726 348 193 114 41
191 Let's go. I think the weather is about to turn nasty. 1.5625 0.03894 336 191 101 44
192 Now do you believe in climate change? 1.5621 0.03635 354 194 121 39
193 Didn't you say your ex was a weatherman. 1.5616 0.03875 333 188 103 42
194 Really? I see determination and resolve. 1.5593 0.03935 329 188 98 43
195 I don’t mind that the sun is blocked but who needs the attitude. 1.5592 0.03777 363 209 105 49
196 The forecast called for mild resentment, not rage. 1.5587 0.03829 349 200 103 46
197 The weather looks a little threatening today. 1.5541 0.03849 314 174 106 34
198 How many ‘storms of the century’ can one century have? 1.5538 0.03985 316 181 95 40
199 “It’s life’s illusion, I recall.” 1.5516 0.04018 310 178 93 39
200 Remember when I told you my ex-wife has powerful friends? 1.5513 0.03947 312 177 98 37
201 He’s been under a lot of low pressure lately 1.5502 0.03892 329 189 99 41
202 The forecast calls for vengeance, with a chance of calamity. 1.5497 0.04231 302 180 78 44
203 Well he has been under a lot of Barometric Pressure. 1.5493 0.03971 304 172 97 35
204 They must have gotten blown over from a red state. 1.5486 0.04082 319 189 85 45
205 I can handle threatening clouds. What I can’t except is bullying clouds. 1.5484 0.03967 310 177 96 37
206 It's cloud illusions I recall. I really don't know clouds at all. 1.5483 0.03808 352 205 101 46
207 "I didn't think you were referring to umbrellas when you asked me to bring protection. 1.5481 0.04127 312 185 83 44
208 ‘He’s ready to rumble.’ 1.5467 0.04067 300 173 90 37
209 I wouldn’t hold your breath for silver lining. 1.5461 0.03972 304 173 96 35
210 We have a cirrus problem here. 1.5442 0.04349 294 179 70 45
211 The weather is starting to look ugly! 1.5440 0.03944 307 175 97 35
212 I think it's called a cumulonemesis. 1.5437 0.04210 309 187 76 46
213 I’ve seen worst signs on a first date 1.5436 0.04206 287 168 82 37
214 Do those clouds look threatening to you? 1.5396 0.04126 278 159 88 31
215 I told you not to store that in the cloud. 1.5393 0.04135 280 161 87 32
216 Yes I am a senior oil company executive. How did you know? 1.5387 0.04317 297 182 70 45
217 Can YOU see a silver lining? 1.5382 0.04005 301 174 92 35
218 Interesting. You see The Thing, but I see your mom. 1.5372 0.04248 296 179 75 42
219 Jesus, Sheila, I never knew you had such a dark side. To me it looks like a Labrador puppy chasing a butterfly. 1.5353 0.04061 269 151 92 26
220 This climate change business is getting personal. 1.5329 0.03859 289 161 102 26
221 Really? To me it looks like your mother. 1.5329 0.04384 289 179 66 44
222 You're right. A minute ago it just looked like it wanted a hug. 1.5326 0.04021 291 168 91 32
223 This is weather, not climate...right? 1.5316 0.04097 269 153 89 27
224 MY dad? It looks more like YOUR dad! 1.5314 0.04335 271 162 74 35
225 Maybe the “proud climate denier” t-shirt wasn’t such a great idea. 1.5314 0.04366 271 163 72 36
226 Rudy Giuliani seems to hang over the city like a dark cloud. 1.5308 0.04376 292 182 65 45
227 Should we be worried,or is it just a front? 1.5296 0.04063 287 167 88 32
228 Maybe we should go. The skies look threatening. 1.5290 0.03947 310 182 92 36
229 If you squint this way, it looks more like he's looking at the couple next to us. 1.5281 0.04120 267 153 87 27
230 ‘They said it was going to be cloudy with a chance of rage’ 1.5277 0.04304 271 162 75 34
231 Sometimes the silver lining is more of an angry gray 1.5273 0.04320 256 150 77 29
232 It’s mostly water weight. 1.5255 0.04297 255 149 78 28
233 Cumulus, Cirrus, Nimbus - looks more like a Threatenus." 1.5250 0.04108 280 164 85 31
234 All I see is your ex-husband. 1.5243 0.04353 267 161 72 34
235 A heads up about the jealous ex would have been nice, Hera. 1.5238 0.04298 252 147 78 27
236 Talk about a threatening forecast…. 1.5236 0.04226 275 164 78 33
237 As a Republican I refuse to believe it. 1.5234 0.04562 256 158 62 36
238 And where is Joni Mitchell when we really need her? 1.5223 0.04324 247 144 77 26
239 Things just haven't been the same since my Rorschach test. 1.5219 0.04421 251 150 71 30
240 I’m not sensing a silver lining. 1.5219 0.04384 251 149 73 29
241 Reminds me of when I first met your father. 1.5212 0.04353 259 155 73 31
242 You really don't see it? 1.5207 0.04506 242 145 68 29
243 Maybe we should leave. The skies look threatening. 1.5205 0.04402 244 144 73 27
244 It's sunny with a chance of doom. 1.5176 0.04440 255 155 68 32
245 Climate change is getting really scary. 1.5175 0.04379 257 155 71 31
246 Remember in pre-covid days, how they all looked like kittens, and puppies? 1.5169 0.04592 236 143 64 29
247 You just HAD to say how nice the weather was. 1.5167 0.04496 240 144 68 28
248 Oh, didn’t you hear? Cumulus was voted Best Cloud” by the Meteorologist’s Academy. Cumulonimbus says the election was rigged and is threatening to rain all Summer. 1.5167 0.04832 240 153 50 37
249 So this Zeus guy you dated. Any chance he was Zeus, the god of thunder and lighting?" 1.5165 0.04619 242 149 61 32
250 Looks like someone's having a bit of a tempest tantrum. 1.5157 0.04383 254 153 71 30
251 After all this time in quarantine, it's hard not to take bad weather personally. 1.5149 0.04179 268 159 80 29
252 I wish you hadn’t yelled, “Is that all you’ve got?!” 1.5139 0.04200 251 146 81 24
253 Yeah, maybe we should've had the special cookies at home 1.5130 0.04722 230 142 58 30
254 Happy little clouds, my foot, Bob Ross 1.5129 0.04488 232 138 69 25
255 : "Told you he'd run again." 1.5129 0.04692 232 143 59 30
256 looks more like climate revenge to me 1.5124 0.04430 242 145 70 27
257 You know what? I think I do believe in climate change. 1.5104 0.04365 241 143 73 25
258 Partly sunny with a chance of glowers. 1.5089 0.04649 224 136 62 26
259 You don't believe in Global Warming? 1.5088 0.04576 226 136 65 25
260 Al Roker said 'perilously cloudy.' I thought he was just trying to be funny. 1.5085 0.04293 234 136 77 21
261 Bad time for a proposal? 1.5081 0.04120 248 143 84 21
262 Leave the baguette. Take the brie. 1.5080 0.04613 250 158 57 35
263 I see a heart with an arrow through it. What do you see? 1.5072 0.04186 276 168 76 32
264 Here comes 2022. 1.5068 0.04548 219 130 67 22
265 I just can't look at them from both sides now. 1.5063 0.04694 237 149 56 32
266 In hindsight, we’ll be able to say we saw this coming 1.5021 0.04447 235 142 68 25
267 My captions are outstanding, and the New Yorker never picks them. 1.5000 0.05167 216 143 38 35
268 Honestly I wish he would just rain. It’s the threat that stresses me out. 1.5000 0.04655 218 133 61 24
269 Sorry, I still just see a butterfly. 1.4978 0.04305 223 130 75 18
270 I know you don’t believe in reincarnation but if it’s Larry we’re screwed 1.4976 0.04656 209 126 62 21
271 Are your earrings metallic? 1.4976 0.05119 207 134 43 30
272 I heard about these serious clouds on Science Friday. 1.4959 0.04469 242 150 64 28
273 I don't know... it doesn't look that cirrus to me. 1.4957 0.04378 234 141 70 23
274 Sunday in the Park With Zeus 1.4953 0.04657 212 129 61 22
275 Oh! Your mother called this morning 1.4952 0.04591 210 126 64 20
276 If it’s not an illusion, then I really, and I mean really, don’t know clouds at all. 1.4951 0.05035 204 130 47 27
277 That cloud is threatening my masculinity. 1.4938 0.04853 241 160 43 38
278 I guess it's time, now, to tell you that I'm married. 1.4936 0.04488 235 145 64 26
279 I fear it is a cumulus horribulus. 1.4932 0.04608 221 136 61 24
280 Other than that, the first date's going well don't you think? 1.4930 0.04446 213 126 69 18
281 Looks like a hard rain is gonna fall 1.4928 0.04932 207 131 50 26
282 Did you upload my files to the cloud? 1.4927 0.04822 205 127 55 23
283 It's what's called a cirrus trumpus 1.4927 0.05111 205 133 43 29
284 So many omens. So little time. 1.4911 0.04518 224 137 64 23
285 The problems between you and me are Cumulus. 1.4904 0.04622 208 126 62 20
286 I hate it when the weather gets temperamental. 1.4901 0.04251 253 155 72 26
287 Let's face it. We both have a lot of meteorological baggage. 1.4899 0.04626 198 118 63 17
288 I'm beginning to think that this climate change thing is no longer a hoax 1.4882 0.04861 211 134 51 26
289 “Even though we’re vaccinated, I still have this feeling of impending doom” 1.4874 0.04718 199 121 59 19
290 I don't see a fluffy bunny, I see your father. 1.4874 0.04877 199 124 53 22
291 Not the Donald again 1.4870 0.05096 193 123 46 24
292 If this is the end, I'm sorry for the off-brand brie. 1.4864 0.04532 220 135 63 22
293 I know they say every cloud has a silver lining but I’m just not seeing it. 1.4862 0.04373 218 130 70 18
294 I think you offended it when you called it, ‘just a squall’” 1.4858 0.04656 212 131 59 22
295 I always try to look for the silver lining. 1.4854 0.04445 206 122 68 16
296 Those clouds are just threatening. No rain is forecast. 1.4846 0.04386 227 138 68 21
297 Did they say EL MEANYO? " 1.4840 0.05197 188 121 43 24
298 I think we should go. These clouds mean cirrus business. 1.4829 0.05110 205 135 41 29
299 No, you said your ex-husband was a clod. 1.4823 0.04867 226 149 45 32
300 What sort of mushrooms.....? 1.4817 0.04916 191 119 52 20
301 The weather report did say angry with a chance of vengeance 1.4817 0.04372 218 131 69 18
302 Another cloud attack… time to change our passwords. 1.4807 0.04305 233 142 70 21
303 Now may not be a good time to be an atheist. 1.4806 0.04602 206 126 61 19
304 No, I don’t. I see two lovebirds smooching. 1.4796 0.05036 196 126 46 24
305 I thought 30% change of rage was a typo! 1.4794 0.05127 194 126 43 25
306 The weather is definitely threatening 1.4792 0.04726 192 117 58 17
307 I honestly feel like there is a cloud hanging over our relationship. 1.4787 0.04523 211 129 63 19
308 You think every cloud looks like Trump. 1.4785 0.05348 186 123 37 26
309 It appears I forgot to pay my cloud storage bill. 1.4783 0.04801 230 152 46 32
310 That one kinda looks like your father. 1.4776 0.04839 201 127 52 22
311 I see two sheep frolicking 1.4774 0.04662 199 122 59 18
312 They did say we might be in for some angry weather. 1.4767 0.04765 193 119 56 18
313 So that's what's behind the silver lining. 1.4766 0.04622 214 134 58 22
314 I prefer the original Shakespeare in the Park. 1.4764 0.05025 191 122 47 22
315 It's been like this since I moved my data to the cloud 1.4759 0.04815 187 115 55 17
316 I wish you'd stop projecting 1.4757 0.05089 185 118 46 21
317 No honey. I'm sure it's looking at you. 1.4754 0.05359 183 121 37 25
318 Remember when weather was apolitical? 1.4751 0.05347 181 119 38 24
319 Are you seeing the same thing or did I forget to take my meds this morning?” 1.4742 0.05020 194 125 46 23
320 The forecast predicted partly rowdy with a chance of pain. 1.4739 0.04669 211 133 56 22
321 I’m not seeing the silver lining. 1.4734 0.04736 188 115 57 16
322 I suddenly regret saving everything to the cloud. 1.4719 0.05296 178 116 40 22
323 so much for the silver lining 1.4716 0.05092 176 111 47 18
324 Is it me, or does that cloud look like Giuliani with the black hair dye?" 1.4714 0.04829 210 136 49 25
325 I often think of Joni Mitchell singing "I've looked at clouds from both sides now," but this is the first time they've looked back. 1.4713 0.04937 174 107 52 15
326 I'm not saying you're crazy. I'm just saying, perhaps not every cloud looks like your father. 1.4694 0.04711 196 122 56 18
327 Hopefully it’ll just be a passing apocalyptic tempest. 1.4693 0.04966 179 112 50 17
328 Yeah, I'm not seeing a puppy. 1.4693 0.04838 179 110 54 15
329 I can't take the day off without the boss making me feel guilty 1.4689 0.04743 177 107 57 13
330 It looks ready to rumble. 1.4682 0.05284 173 112 41 20
331 Yeah so when I said I need to talk to the big guy upstairs, I didn’t tell you everything. 1.4682 0.04748 173 104 57 12
332 Remember when I said my past is a little cloudy? 1.4681 0.04794 188 117 54 17
333 She's dead and yet your mother still finds a way to tell me I'm not good enough for you. 1.4677 0.05123 186 121 43 22
334 Oh, chill out, Eddie! Remember how you flunked Rorschach? 1.4673 0.04493 199 121 63 15
335 It never fails! Every time we plan a picnic, the weather turns threatening. 1.4670 0.04856 197 126 50 21
336 You said these edibles would help me to relax! 1.4667 0.05069 180 115 46 19
337 It's called' stratotumultuous.' 1.4660 0.04598 206 129 58 19
338 Did you save your divorce file to the cloud? 1.4660 0.04649 206 130 56 20
339 Well, Al Roker did say "threatening skies." 1.4649 0.04849 185 116 52 17
340 I may just be a romantic, but I see a heart with an arrow through it. 1.4645 0.04947 183 116 49 18
341 More like partly rowdy, am I right? 1.4633 0.05004 177 112 48 17
342 Oh no, who did you piss off NOW?? 1.4632 0.04872 190 121 50 19
343 Guess Trump's back on the East Side today. 1.4630 0.05337 162 104 41 17
344 That’s a cumulo-whoopass. 1.4629 0.05174 175 113 43 19
345 Sooo, about those mushrooms... 1.4624 0.04816 173 106 54 13
346 I don't think Joni Mitchell saw this side of clouds. 1.4620 0.05062 171 108 47 16
347 Must be cloud nein. 1.4611 0.04645 193 120 57 16
348 Apparently, they're calling it 'climate mood swing.' 1.4611 0.05188 180 118 41 21
349 Even my imagination has anxiety. 1.4611 0.04861 167 102 53 12
350 I don't see a whole lot of ambiguity there. 1.4595 0.04846 185 117 51 17
351 I figured we hadn’t heard the last of Stormy Daniel. 1.4591 0.05334 159 102 41 16
352 We’d better leave. The weather looks threatening. 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
353 We shouldn't have put that last batch of files on the Cloud. 1.4581 0.05268 179 119 38 22
354 Okay okay, we'll get married in the church. 1.4581 0.05024 179 115 46 18
355 Sorry, I never looked at clouds that way. 1.4578 0.05309 166 108 40 18
356 My weather app warned me today would be no picnic. 1.4566 0.05084 173 111 45 17
357 Honey, what was in the brie? 1.4557 0.05357 158 102 40 16
358 No, it's not a cumulus cloud. It's called a pugilist cloud. 1.4556 0.05305 169 111 39 19
359 'Geoengineering,' they said, 'what's the worst that can happen?' 1.4535 0.04900 172 108 50 14
360 This feels oddly personal 1.4529 0.04724 170 104 55 11
361 I probably shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms we picked. 1.4520 0.04999 177 114 46 17
362 I think they preferred it when we were stuck inside. 1.4518 0.04800 166 102 53 11
363 The weather report said partly cloudy with a 40% chance of wrath 1.4511 0.05099 184 122 41 21
364 They're just water droplets. Angry, violent, deadly, water droplets. 1.4500 0.05523 160 107 34 19
365 When you said the mushrooms were magic, I thought you meant they tasted really good! 1.4494 0.05123 158 100 45 13
366 I’m guessing no second date 1.4491 0.05281 167 110 39 18
367 To me they look angry that you forgot to pack our wine. 1.4486 0.04462 185 113 61 11
368 Too much data storage makes them irritable. 1.4479 0.04771 192 124 50 18
369 There you go again with your "God has a plan" nonsense 1.4477 0.04966 172 110 47 15
370 Darling, I’m telling you, climate change is real!” 1.4475 0.04854 181 116 49 16
371 I know but Fauci said it’s safer outside than in! 1.4474 0.05095 152 95 46 11
372 No I can’t see the silver lining. 1.4471 0.05007 170 109 46 15
373 To you, everything's an angry uterus. 1.4464 0.05256 168 111 39 18
374 Did I mention that my wife is a meteorologist? 1.4464 0.05521 168 115 31 22
375 Me? I see a bunny too. 1.4459 0.05599 157 106 32 19
376 Still think it looks like a rabbit? 1.4457 0.04971 175 113 46 16
377 I wonder if there’s another side to this one... 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
378 The next time the forecast says there's a threat of rain, we're staying home! 1.4451 0.04678 164 100 55 9
379 This must be that high pressure system. 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
380 Still hot air. Still thinks he's the president. 1.4444 0.05467 144 93 38 13
381 Well the forecast did say occasional anger. 1.4438 0.05227 160 104 41 15
382 I know I am an IT expert,but I have this bad feeling that I should not have 'unleashed the power of the cloud'... 1.4433 0.04420 203 128 60 15
383 And it was that moment when Bob developed climate change anxiety. 1.4432 0.05014 176 115 44 17
384 is that your anxiety or mine? 1.4431 0.05209 167 110 40 17
385 Looks like the weather is about to turn nasty. 1.4425 0.05120 174 115 41 18
386 Remember the good old days when our biggest worry at a picnic was ants? 1.4425 0.04715 174 109 53 12
387 I double dare you to ask about the silver lining 1.4423 0.05322 156 102 39 15
388 Joni, I really don't know clouds at all. 1.4422 0.05722 147 99 31 17
389 I wouldn't worry. He doesn't look cirrus to me 1.4419 0.05229 172 115 38 19
390 I thought you said your ex-boyfriend's name was Claude. 1.4417 0.05229 163 107 40 16
391 Well yes,it does kinda look like your father 1.4415 0.04721 188 121 51 16
392 We better pack up…the sky really looks threatening. 1.4412 0.05274 170 114 37 19
393 Are you sure your late husband would be okay with you dating? 1.4405 0.05045 168 109 44 15
394 There was no mention of threatening clouds in the news this morning. 1.4403 0.05471 159 107 34 18
395 I wouldn’t say “ominous”, more-so “furious” 1.4400 0.05097 175 116 41 18
396 That one reminds me of your father. 1.4397 0.05455 141 91 38 12
397 We've come a long way from Puff the Magic Dragon. 1.4395 0.05447 157 105 35 17
398 What makes you think they’re storm clouds? 1.4395 0.05372 157 104 37 16
399 Well that's what your father looks like to me. 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 17
400 What do you mean by foreshadowing? 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 17
401 At least it's not ants. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
402 Good god. Even He started using emojis... 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
403 It's just my luck the apocalypse arrives right when the pandemic's winding down. 1.4383 0.05102 162 105 43 14
404 Those are some cirrusly threatening clouds. 1.4379 0.05065 153 97 45 11
405 I guess just ignoring climate change is no longer a viable option. 1.4375 0.04812 176 113 49 14
406 I don't think they care if you are a climate denier or not. 1.4367 0.04871 158 99 49 10
407 Just when you thought every cloud had a silver lining. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
408 What do I see? I see a vengeful god, that’s what I see! 1.4366 0.05425 142 92 38 12
409 Climate change is getting uglier. 1.4366 0.05425 142 92 38 12
410 Sometimes I feel the environment has very subtle ways to show us the way 1.4366 0.05238 142 90 42 10
411 They did say ‘weather permitting’. 1.4365 0.04783 181 117 49 15
412 'Everybody seems to be so pissed off these days.' 1.4362 0.05414 149 98 37 14
413 Well, guess not all clouds have silver linings 1.4359 0.05470 156 105 34 17
414 I'm sure it will just blow over 1.4357 0.05288 140 89 41 10
415 Everybody talks about the weather but nobody ever stands up to it. 1.4356 0.04848 163 103 49 11
416 I thought you said your ex was a dunderhead. 1.4354 0.05551 147 98 34 15
417 I liked it better when I saw a bunny. 1.4354 0.05293 147 95 40 12
418 I’m not so sure there’s a silver lining here. 1.4353 0.04929 170 110 46 14
419 I'd call it cloudy with a chance of vitriol. 1.4345 0.05111 168 111 41 16
420 This visualization exercise is not enhancing my calm, Ted. 1.4345 0.05433 145 95 37 13
421 Try as I might, I cannot get the image of your mother out of my head. 1.4342 0.05253 152 99 40 13
422 I'm willing to fight climate change, just not individual clouds. 1.4341 0.04762 182 118 49 15
423 Well, how would you feel if you couldn't relieve yourself anywhere in California? 1.4337 0.05563 166 116 28 22
424 Well, the weather report did say slightly pissed off.” 1.4331 0.05134 157 102 42 13
425 I don’t know why I can’t shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.4327 0.04691 171 108 52 11
426 I guess my wife finally moved our home security system to the cloud. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
427 I believe the Latin name is Cumulus Steroidus. 1.4326 0.05029 178 119 41 18
428 They are "serious" clouds, not "cirrus" clouds. 1.4324 0.05178 148 95 42 11
429 The rain did say it would come back another day, but I wasn't expecting reinforcements. 1.4315 0.05404 146 96 37 13
430 I told you we shouldn’t have skipped Mass today. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
431 At least there are no ants. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
432 Oh-oh, he must have just heard that he might get indicted! 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
433 I'm sorry I saved those photos of you to the cloud! 1.4305 0.05358 151 100 37 14
434 You can only take so much of someone stealing your thunder! 1.4305 0.05275 151 99 39 13
435 And some people still scoff at climate change. 1.4294 0.04707 170 108 51 11
436 ... are you sure, I just see Bill Barr. 1.4286 0.05375 147 97 37 13
437 IF IT TURNS ORANGE, IT'S A HOAX 1.4278 0.05108 180 123 37 20
438 Maybe there is something to this global warming thing. 1.4277 0.04862 173 113 46 14
439 You can't even talk about the weather without offending someone these days. 1.4277 0.05150 166 111 39 16
440 No, I'm telling you, that's an Angry Nimbus. I dated a meteorologist. 1.4277 0.04924 159 102 46 11
441 Maybe we should head home. I think the sky is starting to look threatening. 1.4276 0.05600 145 98 32 15
442 I am so tired of passive-aggressive weather. 1.4258 0.05009 155 100 44 11
443 I think they want us to put our mask back on, 1.4258 0.05092 155 101 42 12
444 I might’ve stolen their thunder. 1.4255 0.05348 141 92 38 11
445 I think my number is up Sharon...I've been telling rain to go away and come again another day since I was 5. 1.4255 0.05253 141 91 40 10
446 He let his anger accumulus and now it’s everyone’s problem 1.4250 0.05059 160 105 42 13
447 I'd settle for a copper lining right now. 1.4248 0.05221 153 101 39 13
448 Well, the weatherman did say there would be some angry-looking clouds over the city today. 1.4248 0.05053 153 99 43 11
449 It's a brainstorm. 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
450 Two's company, but three is a cloud. 1.4242 0.06095 132 92 24 16
451 Everything’s not about you, Ron 1.4240 0.05360 125 79 39 7
452 I'm afraid the sky is being very clear. 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
453 And when you look you see a puppy? 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
454 What happened to the bunny rabbits with fluffy tails we saw when we were kids? 1.4236 0.05450 144 96 35 13
455 I think we might have bought the wrong mushrooms. 1.4234 0.05455 137 90 36 11
456 You never mentioned your husband was a weatherman. 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
457 I betcha those rainmakers are using GMO seeds again. 1.4233 0.05141 163 109 39 15
458 It looks like Mother Nature is ready to fight back. 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
459 Guess I should have referred to it as cumulus, not fluffy little cloud. 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
460 Ummm, no, I don't see a horse and two turtles... 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
461 Everyone steals my thunder! 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
462 Just remember, no one really knows clouds, at all. 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
463 I was wrong. This date CAN get worse. 1.4203 0.05521 138 92 34 12
464 Black Clouds Matter! 1.4200 0.05456 150 102 33 15
465 Well at least it’s not raining 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
466 Must be Cloud 8 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
467 Looks like he finally found an alternative to Twitter. 1.4189 0.05592 148 102 30 16
468 Ya know Joni, I really don’t know Clouds…at All 1.4186 0.05998 129 89 26 14
469 I feel like the climate really has changed... 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
470 I missed my data storage fee last month. 1.4184 0.05618 141 96 31 14
471 Did you hear the joke about the angry cloud? It was just hot air. “ 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
472 Rumors of nature healing have been greatly exaggerated… 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
473 Looks like there will be climate change but not what we expected. 1.4183 0.04873 153 98 46 9
474 You see a bunny? To me it looks like your dad. 1.4183 0.05214 153 102 38 13
475 Really? I see a giraffe. 1.4178 0.05121 146 95 41 10
476 I thought it was just a typo when the weather page said “cloudy with a chance of pain” 1.4177 0.05551 158 111 28 19
477 Do you think he wants us to put our masks on? 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
478 It's a newly described cloud type called Cumulus Trumpus. 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
479 'His name is Thor. He's followed me since 1993. I probably should have mentioned it.' 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
480 Climate change really is making storms more violent. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
481 Boy, tough cloud. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
482 Guess it was only a matter of time before Mother Nature sent one of her goons. 1.4157 0.04921 166 110 43 13
483 They’ve been waiting a long time to ruin our in-person gatherings. 1.4156 0.05021 154 101 42 11
484 Even so, “the sky is falling” is still a better expression than “the sky is pissed off.” 1.4155 0.05586 142 97 31 14
485 Maybe the war on nature wasn't just a metaphor? 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
486 Are you going to eat that piece of pie? 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
487 These clouds are ruining the atmosphere. 1.4148 0.05700 135 92 30 13
488 This one feels personal. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
489 If you squint, they only look mildly vexed 1.4145 0.04800 152 97 47 8
490 So that is how a shit storm looks like. 1.4141 0.06027 128 89 25 14
491 We might be in for some rough weather. 1.4140 0.04870 157 102 45 10
492 They say the real killer is pollution. 1.4135 0.05243 133 86 39 8
493 wait...my emails live in that? 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
494 Don’t blame me. I drive a Prius. 1.4132 0.05588 121 79 34 8
495 That's not your thought bubble right? 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
496 What makes you think that your father wouldn't have liked me? 1.4130 0.05701 138 95 29 14
497 Ok the climate is definitely changing 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
498 Be honest, did you put anything in the wine? 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
499 Everything looks like a mask these days. 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
500 Let’s hope it’s just the threat of rain. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
501 Sorry, I just can’t see the silver lining. 1.4118 0.04948 136 86 44 6
502 But how does it KNOW we aren't vaccinated? 1.4118 0.05163 136 88 40 8
503 I'd just feel a lot better if he were wearing a mask. 1.4113 0.05333 141 94 36 11
504 Looks like the cloud got hacked again. 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
505 The weather forecast said blustery with threatening skies. 1.4103 0.05214 156 106 36 14
506 I'm starting to think not EVERY cloud has a silver lining... 1.4096 0.04914 166 111 42 13
507 Something tells me the the weather’s about to get ugly. 1.4091 0.05014 154 102 41 11
508 You know, at this point, this is actually just kind of a relief. 1.4088 0.05632 137 94 30 13
509 How old was that cheese? 1.4085 0.05488 142 97 32 13
510 Do you think his anger might be clouding his thinking? 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
511 It looks like there's a 100% chance of pain. 1.4082 0.05354 147 100 34 13
512 Apparently the "Cloud" is suffering from information overload. 1.4079 0.04971 152 100 42 10
513 That cloud looks Cirrusly pissed off! 1.4077 0.05643 130 88 31 11
514 I don't remember unforgiving wrath from the weather report. 1.4076 0.05266 157 108 34 15
515 I know it was in the forecast, but I'm starting to take this personally. 1.4071 0.05159 140 92 39 9
516 Before 2020, I would see cheerful shapes in the clouds. 1.4069 0.05132 145 96 39 10
517 It appears that the term ‘partly’ is offensive. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
518 You didn't get the forecast from Fox News, did you? 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
519 Why do I have a feeling that there's not going to be a second date? 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
520 We broke up last year. His name is Stormy Daniel. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
521 I hope my documents aren't stored in that one. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
522 Oh, now I see it. I thought you meant early DeNiro. 1.4058 0.05208 138 91 38 9
523 That's the front. Ever wonder what the back looks like? 1.4058 0.05407 138 93 34 11
524 Cloudy with a chance of mayhem. 1.4056 0.05180 143 95 38 10
525 No chance of rain, but that cloud looks really threatening. 1.4054 0.05149 148 99 38 11
526 I try looking at clouds from both sides, too, but that one is clearly angry. 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
527 What on earth did you store in the cloud?! 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
528 No, I don’t think cloud watching is all that relaxing 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
529 I'd say not so much angry as it is constipated. 1.4037 0.04776 161 106 45 10
530 I get the feeling this is not a match made in heaven. 1.4032 0.05482 124 82 34 8
531 Ah, yes. The rare, furious-nimbus clouds 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
532 ‘I was going to ask you…, but I have a strange feeling this might not be the right time.’ 1.4029 0.04973 139 90 42 7
533 Did you forget to call your mother? 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
534 Don't stare. It's just a pressure tactic. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
535 Perhaps, we should leave. The clouds look threatening. 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
536 Deidre listen, do not make eye contact 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
537 That's Donald Trump's new social media outlet. 1.4015 0.05811 137 97 25 15
538 Yes, a giant fluffy heart. Um, that's what I see as well. 1.4015 0.05429 137 93 33 11
539 Why did you suddenly think of the ex-President? 1.4000 0.06151 115 80 24 11
540 These things never happen when we bring an umbrella. 1.4000 0.04733 140 89 46 5
541 The Defense Department says it's just swamp gas. 1.4000 0.05305 130 86 36 8
542 Looks a little like your mother 1.4000 0.05596 150 107 26 17
543 I think I prefer the inkblot test 1.4000 0.05496 115 75 34 6
544 Well, he wants to know how you’d like being called a nimbus whenever you get a little emotional. 1.4000 0.05149 140 93 38 9
545 What did you upload to the cloud ? 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
546 That wasn’t in the weather app. 1.3986 0.05050 148 99 39 10
547 Maybe we should have stuck to Zoom dates 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
548 A chance of rain is the LEAST of our problem. 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
549 Even if the thumb is a finger, he only has four. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
550 Come to think of it, "extreme weather" probably does work much better than boring old "climate change." 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
551 Hey, don’t let the weather cloud your judgement 1.3982 0.05697 113 75 31 7
552 Well, you know the forecast was for a pounding rain. 1.3974 0.05154 151 103 36 12
553 That reminds me. My mother’s coming for the summer. 1.3968 0.05414 126 84 34 8
554 I have this nagging feeling that somehow we've messed up. 1.3967 0.05439 121 80 34 7
555 They're saying there's a 60% chance of hatred tomorrow 1.3967 0.05687 121 82 30 9
556 I switched “Cloud” services, and he’s a bit jealous. 1.3958 0.05418 144 100 31 13
557 Let's get far from the madding cloud! 1.3958 0.05142 144 97 37 10
558 I think I may have sent something a little inappropriate to the Cloud. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
559 So now I'm pissing off the weather, too. 1.3953 0.05549 129 88 31 10
560 That must be the part of the cloud where the Dark Web lives. 1.3953 0.05969 129 92 23 14
561 I don’t think this is cirrus. 1.3947 0.05041 152 103 38 11
562 I didn't mean to steal his thunder! 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
563 Well, it doesn't look like a bunny to me. 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
564 Quick, Linda, offer him some brie. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
565 Yeah,that’s why I don’t store stuff on the cloud. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
566 Do those clouds look like Mitch McConnell , Kevin McCarthy , and Marjorie Taylor Greene to you ? 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
567 And I thought love was in the air... 1.3931 0.04922 145 96 41 8
568 Don’t say I should have seen this coming. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
569 The weather has turned ugly 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
570 I didn't think the threat of global warming would be so obvious. 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
571 They’re not angry, just misunderstood. 1.3923 0.05405 130 88 33 9
572 The forecast said nothing about threatening weather. 1.3920 0.05315 125 83 35 7
573 Joke's on them--the parade is next week. 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
574 It looks like the weather is not going to cooperate. 1.3910 0.05211 133 89 36 8
575 Being in the Cloud may not be such a great idea! 1.3904 0.04896 146 97 41 8
576 Looks like foul weather ahead 1.3897 0.05024 136 90 39 7
577 They must have mad cloud disease. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
578 He’s announcing it with smoke signals: he’s running again. 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
579 Fine, I’ll convert. 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
580 That one looks like your ex. 1.3889 0.05517 126 86 31 9
581 The weatherman did show angry clouds but I thought they were just cute cartoon portrayals. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
582 I'm not sure I like the direction of Apple's new cloud technology. 1.3885 0.05732 139 100 24 15
583 All I said was Trump probably learned his lesson. 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
584 I remember that formation from the appearance he made at our wedding. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
585 May God strike me dead if I'm lying to you." 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
586 OK, you're not paranoid. 1.3876 0.05426 129 88 32 9
587 I'm sure it has a silver lining! 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
588 Looks like the climate is fighting back. 1.3871 0.05336 124 83 34 7
589 Quarrelousnimbus, a formation most commonly seen in the city ... 1.3871 0.05457 124 84 32 8
590 Don’t worry. He’s all Stratocumulus and no Cumulonimbus. 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
591 How dangerous can he be if he only has three fingers? 1.3864 0.05856 132 95 23 14
592 If those are the happy little clouds, we're in trouble. 1.3864 0.05230 132 89 35 8
593 I don’t think nature is ready to have us return to normal 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
594 Well, the weather report did say menacing clouds were likely today. 1.3858 0.04879 127 82 41 4
595 Now I’m really feeling under the weather. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
596 This seems like the right time to tell you that I'm not really a professional meteorologist. 1.3852 0.05133 122 80 37 5
597 The clouds look threatening only until you get to know them. 1.3846 0.04752 143 94 43 6
598 The skies look a bit threatening. 1.3840 0.05179 125 83 36 6
599 The director said to act normal. 1.3839 0.05564 112 75 31 6
600 You sent WHAT to the cloud? 1.3835 0.05307 133 91 33 9
601 You see an angry face, but I just see your mother. 1.3833 0.05939 120 85 24 11
602 I think God knows we did acid 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
603 I forgot today is Mother’s birthday. 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
604 Looks like Trump's farting bigly again. 1.3821 0.05945 123 88 23 12
605 - Cloudy with a chance of Trump Graham and Cruz 1.3821 0.05832 123 87 25 11
606 To be fair, I also hate when people talk through my performances 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
607 No. And you’re kind of freaking me out right now. 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
608 Maybe to you it's a fluffy sheep, but I can't shake this feeling of doom. 1.3818 0.05322 110 72 34 4
609 Honey, I think you’re not supposed to look into the eye of the storm. 1.3817 0.05136 131 88 36 7
610 Well, maybe if you would finally just go ahead and kill your uncle to avenge your father's death, we could have a normal date for once. 1.3810 0.06053 126 92 20 14
611 Do you think it's vaccinated? 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
612 It's weather. Not climate change. There's a difference. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
613 Don't take any notice, its just a load of hot air 1.3802 0.05411 121 82 32 7
614 Don’t look! You’re just encouraging the bad behavior! 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
615 When they said angry weather, I thought it was just a metaphor. 1.3798 0.05185 129 87 35 7
616 Bunnies? Are they angry bunnies, at least? 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
617 This is the worst gender reveal party we've been to. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
618 We forgot to say grace. 1.3793 0.06202 116 84 20 12
619 It’s about to get very muggy. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
620 Just for you. I put trump in the cloud. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
621 It's like I am always under this cloud of suspicion. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
622 I was going to propose but the universe is sending me a message 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
623 Do you remember those files that I was storing in the cloud? 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
624 Well, the forecast was for threatening skies.' 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
625 It’s due to a cumulus of events that he’s taking much too cirrus-ly. 1.3780 0.05353 127 87 32 8
626 I usually try to avoid talking about the weather on first dates 1.3770 0.05248 122 82 34 6
627 This is how much 6 feet apart looks like. Now move! 1.3770 0.05972 122 88 22 12
628 Should we be talking about the weather? 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
629 You think HE’s scary?! You should see his brother, The Mushroom Cloud!! 1.3768 0.05652 138 100 24 14
630 Declassify a few documents and you start seeing UFOs everywhere! 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
631 SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR EX YOU FORGOT TO MENTION? 1.3762 0.05603 101 67 30 4
632 Looks like it's cloudy with a chance of rage. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
633 Well these aren't Bob Ross clouds, that's for sure. 1.3759 0.05904 133 98 20 15
634 That reminds me—when are your parents coming to visit? 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
635 I'm just a little tired of noticing existential threats that no one else can see coming. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
636 Yeah. Me too. So many things I would have done but clouds got in my way. 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
637 Well, Alexa did forecast threatening weather today. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
638 I never should’ve backed up my diary to the cloud. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
639 A hard rain's a-gonna fall 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
640 Maybe we could just put our masks back on? 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
641 Incoming: cumulus non grata. 1.3738 0.05398 107 71 32 4
642 The beginning of a whirlwind romance! 1.3737 0.06021 99 68 25 6
643 They hate it when you call them fluffy. 1.3729 0.05355 118 80 32 6
644 That's why I love you, Marlene. You see a cute fluffy bunny and I see a get-the-hell-outta-here cloud. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
645 Republicans have clouds? 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
646 Sitting here with you on a day like this, I really feel like life is returning to normal. 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
647 The weather forecast predicted clouds with possible constipation! 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
648 You're seriously talking about the weather on our first date? 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
649 We call those cirrius clouds. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
650 Guiliani wants to be Mayor again. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
651 Don't look so worried, there's bound to be a silver lining. 1.3714 0.04792 140 94 40 6
652 Lets go before they start clapping! 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
653 They seemed happier when we were staying indoors. 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
654 That's the Amazon Cloud because it's angry, pushy, and huge. 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
655 I think we're not sitting far enough apart. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
656 Well, the weatherman did say that storm clouds would threaten any outdoor plans ... 1.3704 0.05518 108 73 30 5
657 Meanhouse gases 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
658 Well, there's cumulus, nimbus, anthropogenic, cirrus, psychotic and downright killer clouds. Now can we eat? 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
659 It’s not ‘so typical’ of me to say the clouds look angry - look! 1.3696 0.05641 138 101 23 14
660 Those clouds look threatening to me. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
661 Looks like global warming has gone global warning. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
662 I‘m feeling a little under the weather... 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
663 He’s big, angry, and out for attention. I see him as mayor in two weeks. 1.3689 0.06071 122 90 19 13
664 We stole his thunder. 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
665 No, I don't see a poodle and two cats. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
666 Two's company -- Three's a cloud. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
667 Does it look like the weather is getting ugly? 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
668 So you said your last boyfriend had anger issues and a god complex? 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
669 Is it just me, or is the weather getting more aggressive every year? 1.3680 0.05148 125 85 34 6
670 Funny, I thought Trump lost! 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
671 Well, the forecast did say 'Cloudy with a chance of rage.' 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
672 Look, that one’s shaped like an idiot! 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
673 I’m not connected to the cloud 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
674 Climate change is getting real nasty... 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
675 Are you sure you don't see a face? 1.3664 0.05107 131 90 34 7
676 No, I see a bunny rabbit. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
677 Who ya gonna' call? 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
678 It’s a pugilist nimbu 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
679 It is only Trump. All he is now is wind! 1.3659 0.06029 123 91 19 13
680 Nimbostratusmeathead formation. We won’t get a drop. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
681 Word got out about your aerosol hair spray. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
682 Could be worse, could be ants. 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
683 The weather has turned on us. 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
684 I don’t like the look of those clouds 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
685 Yeah, a fluffy unicorn. I see it too. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
686 It's all that hot air coming up from Florida. 1.3646 0.06806 96 71 15 10
687 It doesn’t look like the weather is going to cooperate. 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
688 Wow, Honey. That was some fart. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
689 So maybe we ditched the mask mandate too soon? 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
690 Honey, not sure if trusting the Cloud was a good idea 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
691 Honestly, I don't see it. 1.3628 0.05343 113 77 31 5
692 It looks as if ants aren't the real threat this picnic. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
693 Anger, hatred, cancel culture... it's all in the cloud now. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
694 It looks like the weather has turned against us. 1.3628 0.05343 113 77 31 5
695 It's an aggressive way to tell me I've exceeded my cloud storage. 1.3628 0.06166 113 83 19 11
696 My Zadie, may he rest in peace, isn’t too happy you’re Catholic. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
697 I told you not to upload your mom's picture to the cloud. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
698 Best cut back on your Valium dose. I'm not seeing your fluffy little bunny there. 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
699 Maybe the Mayans were right. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
700 I hate it when weather turns violent. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
701 Since Twitter and Facebook barred him, he's been trolling the cloud. 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
702 Yup. They’re kicking in. I’m definitely feeling something now. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
703 Please tell me that you are seeing what I am seeing. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
704 Uh, did I hear you say your father's name is Zeus? 1.3607 0.05710 122 88 24 10
705 I said cirrus not serious! 1.3604 0.05399 111 76 30 5
706 Why can't he Admit he Lost... 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
707 ....I've heard of angry skies but this is ridiculous. 1.3604 0.05399 111 76 30 5
708 The ugly side of cloud computing. 1.3603 0.05780 136 102 19 15
709 I never thought Trump would end up in Heaven! 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
710 Looks like we'll be fighting the rain tonight. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
711 I liked it better when the clouds looked like little bunnies. 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
712 If I had to mansplain that, I’d say it’s cumufurious. 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
713 I'm suddenly concerned about climate change 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
714 I guess climate change really is a threat! 1.3590 0.05355 117 81 30 6
715 Did you forget the wine? 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
716 Rows and flows of angel hair and ice cream castles in the air? Seriously? 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
717 Why so cirrus? 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
718 This does remind me of a Simon and Garfunkel song." 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
719 I beleive those are Cumulominous clouds 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
720 It's threatening to rain. 1.3571 0.05475 98 66 29 3
721 Stormy Daniels? I thought it looked more like Stormy Trump 1.3571 0.06195 112 83 18 11
722 Thank you for getting us ‘End of the World’ tickets, I was afraid I’d miss it; and this charcuterie board, delicious! 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
723 I think you’ve reached your cloud storage limit. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
724 That reminds me...I need more cloud space. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
725 So that’s what the weatherman meant by ‘cloudy with a chance of rage.’ 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
726 That one sorta looks like the 45th president of the United States. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
727 Now that's an angry sky. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
728 Doesn’t seem to be silver-lined, eh? 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
729 You always see the worst in things Sean 1.3558 0.06397 104 77 17 10
730 No, I don’t think it looks like my mother. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
731 Apparently my cloud storage bill is overdue. 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
732 What was in those brownies you brought? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
733 We survived the Trump Administration, this storm will pass too. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
734 I see a cat and a chicken. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
735 The press release said he was moving to his golf club in New Jersey. What’s he doing in Central Park? 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
736 If that's low pressure we're naming it wrong. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
737 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is a Pommelus cloud 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
738 Are you sure you’re not just projecting? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
739 I’m just happy to be vaccinated and out of the house. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
740 I'll just go get a bottle of wine. Be right back 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
741 Relax. The CDC says we can ignore airborne threats now that we're vaccinated. 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
742 I blame de Blasio 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
743 They don't look that threatening to me. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
744 So you say your ex is the almighty Zeus...? 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
745 After 2020, what could it do to us? 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
746 When you invited me, I probably should have mentioned that I washed my car this morning. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
747 That one looks like your mother. I’m sorry, but you did ask. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
748 No, I don’t see it as a fluffy teddy bear. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
749 I rather prefer the one with God reaching out to touch Adam's finger. 1.3524 0.05238 105 71 31 3
750 You told me you’re a meteorologist! You never said anything about being married to your job! 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
751 I suppose I might not like it if people talked about me all the time either. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
752 The only thing I can see in the clouds is your angry father. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
753 You talk about your ex like he's a god. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
754 And today of ALL days you tell me to delete my Instagram 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
755 Partly sunny with a chance of rain”- why do you ask 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
756 And that one looks like your Dad. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
757 But it might not be us--there are several thousand people seeing these same clouds." 1.3505 0.05492 97 66 28 3
758 Do you think it wants the pie? 1.3505 0.06722 97 73 14 10
759 I slipped and called them ‘Wind Bags’, but just look at their over-blown reaction! 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
760 Ok - just tell them you drive a hybrid 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
761 It looks like you uploaded a virus. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
762 He's bluffing...I say we stay and enjoy our picnic. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
763 Yes, I did wash the car this morning. Why? 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
764 Tough cloud tonight. 1.3495 0.06575 103 78 14 11
765 OMG he got his twitter account back 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
766 Is it just me, or is that a threatening sky? 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
767 Is it the brie, or does that cloud look constipated? 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
768 For God's sake Christy, where did you get those mushrooms from? 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
769 I'm guessing mother nature isn't as happy about going back to normal as we are 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
770 The weather has turned violent. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
771 It’s so nice things are finally getting back to normal 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
772 Normally it’s just the omnipresent decline of morality that makes me feel threatened. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
773 Do you have a sacrifice for the gods....or maybe an umbrella? 1.3478 0.06814 92 69 14 9
774 Hmm, evil? I just see an angry toddler. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
775 Don't be alarmed. We've had our second shot. 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
776 No, I still don't believe we have a climate change problem! 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
777 I was going to say I saw a ducky and a horsie, but I changed my mind. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
778 You think it’s going to rain? 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
779 is it too late to ask for a rain check? 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
780 I told you it would come again another day! 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
781 Is he throwing shade? 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
782 The Covid cloud’s still hanging over us.” 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
783 What would Joni Mitchel do right now? 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
784 After being inside for the past year, I’m starting to feel like we are no longer welcome outside. 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
785 I might have forgotten to renew our subscription to the Cloud. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
786 English Major, film minor; trust me, this is NOT symbolism. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
787 Louise, for the last time, I'm a psychokineticist not a meteorologist. 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
788 I see your face everywhere. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
789 Enough with the cloud-shape game. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
790 Sometimes I feel the universe is against me. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
791 I can go grab a bottle of wine, really it would be no trouble 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
792 I used to see castles and puppies. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
793 Do you ever feel like you're living in a pharmaceutical commercial? 1.3435 0.05813 131 100 17 14
794 Did you bring any protection? 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
795 You’re right, apocalypse in person is much better than zoom 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
796 I see the Donald. How about you? 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
797 He looks awfully cirrus. 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
798 He's extremely cirrus about climate change. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
799 I think it's trying to tell us something. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
800 We should never have discussed where to meet on the cloud. 1.3421 0.05112 114 79 31 4
801 I knew I shouldn't have stolen its silver lining. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
802 I'm no astrologer, but this can't be a good sign. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
803 I never know if the clouds are angry or if i’m just projecting 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
804 Remember the song,'Spirit in the Sky? This is the Polar Vortex version. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
805 Now, without any sudden moves, check your weather app. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
806 I don’t know why, but I feel like there’s this cloud hanging over me. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
807 Looks like it wants to reign. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
808 Honey - why did you call him a nimbus. That’s such an insult 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
809 I just don't want to be the first to leave 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
810 You know how people say you can see things in the clouds. I never believed that until now. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
811 Fly the friendly skies," they said. Look what happens when we stop flying 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
812 I may be just an old public school English teacher, but I think that I know pathetic fallacy when I see it! 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
813 Looks like your ex got his skywriting permit. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
814 and we were concerned about ants? 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
815 This whole climate change thing makes me miss old fashioned rainstorms. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
816 Cloud NEIN!!! 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
817 Don’t worry, he’s just full of hot air. We were absolutely here first! 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
818 They said, "Threat of rain today," but Jeez.... 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
819 Well, angry but not mushroom at least,, 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
820 Oh I forgot to tell you. Zeus is my ex. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
821 That's funny, I just see an elephant. 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
822 I don’t have a good feeling about this. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
823 ‘I just don’t see it, John. Point to the face again for me.’ 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
824 Did you pack our masks? 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
825 They want equal time with sunsets. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
826 All I see is my Ex. 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
827 Acid Rain? 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
828 Either we’re in for some nasty weather or I’m having another psychotic episode. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
829 Global warming has evolved to Climate Mood Swings! 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
830 I knew we took off our masks too soon. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
831 I don't think masks will help. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
832 דער מענטש טראַכט און גאָט לאַכט 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
833 You see an angry monster about to attack? I see a very sad little boy needing a hug! 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
834 I've been environmentally conscious my entire life, and this is what I get? 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
835 Did you say your husband is with the Weather Channel? 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
836 How many Times did you enter your password incorrectly? 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
837 That one looks like my boss. 1.3368 0.05314 95 65 28 2
838 Before I started therapy, I used to see threats everywhere. 1.3367 0.05013 98 66 31 1
839 Grievances are cumulative, you know. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
840 I liked it better when ‘angry clouds’ was just a metaphor for rain. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
841 Cloudy with a chance of cataclysmic, skin melting acid rain. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
842 Was your ex-boyfriend a Weather Man? 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
843 What did we do this time? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
844 Usually I'd say I see a doggy or a ducky, but today the clouds look a little more ominous. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
845 The forecast was right. A mix of sun and cloud with a chance of tantrums. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
846 Sweetie… there is no evidence that climate change makes storms more aggressive 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
847 Uh oh. Looks like it may get muggy. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
848 The weatherman said there was a threat of foul weather, but I just don’t see it. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
849 Something tells me my cloud-based apps crashed. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
850 A sign from God? Don't you think that's overreacting a bit? 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
851 You know what they say, two’s company, three’s a cloud. 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
852 Those are some cirrus looking clouds. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
853 There is a lot of anger in cyberspace these days. Whatever happened to fluffy clouds and the lazy days of summer? 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
854 They say data cloud migration is very bad this time of year. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
855 I have a feeling that forgetting to bring an umbrella is the least of our problems. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
856 We've made it too hot for them to precipitate. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
857 I paraded on his rain. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
858 Really? I just see a horse. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
859 The cloud game? What do I see? Uh, you go first. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
860 I see Donald Trump, Roger Stone, and Rudy Giuliani, and they’re really, really mad. What do you see? 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
861 It seems directed at you, dear. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
862 I prefer Angry Birds 1.3333 0.05087 114 80 30 4
863 Better pack up the picnic, Helen. That’s an angry looking sky. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
864 Well, the weatherman got it right this time, it's definitely threatening! 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
865 THIS could end the debate about climate change. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
866 So, your ex. is a skywriter? 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
867 They hate it when you call them 'angry' storm clouds. They prefer the phrase 'fully committed.' 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
868 Umm, I think climate change just became more aggressive. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
869 I'm sure it's just a UFO, Mother Nature loves us. 1.3333 0.05369 93 64 27 2
870 He's had it out for me ever since I peed in the ocean. 1.3333 0.07062 93 73 9 11
871 For just $0.99 monthly it smiles. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
872 I left something in the car, I’ll be right back. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
873 They said "cloudy with a chance of getting your ass kicked." 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
874 Of course I take it personally. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
875 It’s ready to rumble. 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
876 Honey we have been playing cloud matching game for hours now, but they all just look like your mum. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
877 We should go. The weather looks threatening. 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
878 It's not your ex, it's the humidity. 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
879 Everyone's a critic. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
880 Rain? No. Just an Old Testament pattern of petulance that will blow right on through. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
881 Are we still holding out hope for 2021? 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
882 "In like a lion, out like a son of a bitch." 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
883 Well, even paranoiacs have real enemies, honey. 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
884 This was my nightmare as a little kid. Oscar the Grouch as a grown up. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
885 Now that the pandemic is ending, what do we have to worry about? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
886 Relax honey,every cloud has a silver lining. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
887 I'm late paying for cloud storage again 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
888 I probably shouldn't have said the weather sucks on my weather app. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
889 Why that’s a clobber-ya-nimbus cloud menacing in the horizon. 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
890 Remember when threatening weather just meant an impending storm? 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
891 After the year we’ve had, I’m not even phased anymore 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
892 You said it was supposed to be impartially cloudy today! 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
893 One of us might have to convert. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
894 I don’t know. Looks threatening to me. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
895 Don’t worry. He has resting bitch face. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
896 Your old boyfriend? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
897 He wants us off his lawn. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
898 The weatherman wasn't lying when he said we were going to be hit by a storm today. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
899 He knows I’m married. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
900 I think we should break up. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
901 Everybody needs a hug. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
902 Maybe this isn’t the best time to pop an important question. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
903 Look its not you, it's the cloud... 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
904 The Navy says it’s a UFO but I just don’t see it. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
905 Was it something we said or something we did? 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
906 Clouds were nicer without data stored inside. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
907 I told you it was threatening rain today... 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
908 I don't know, I don't see any silver linings here 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
909 Those clouds have been threatening all day, but now I think it’s more than just a threat. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
910 He says they're sick of being called fluffy. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
911 He looks so much angrier without a mask on 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
912 I think I ate one too many pot brownies! 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
913 But they blocked his Twitter account! 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
914 I look at clouds from both sides now. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
915 I see a bluebird singing a beautiful song about you and me and our life ahead. What do you see?" 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
916 The forecast said cloudy with a chance of pain. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
917 Let's go to church whatya say? 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
918 The windy city is more hostile than I expected. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
919 So when you said your ex had his head in the clouds... 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
920 Stop putting everything in the cloud! 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
921 Who knew The Cloud actually reads the personal data! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
922 Those are some mean looking storm clouds rolling in! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
923 At least it isn't a mushroom cloud. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
924 Who’s going to tell him that we don’t need to wear masks outside anymore? 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
925 I think we'd better pack up, the skies are starting to look ugly. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
926 We are on cloud 6 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
927 They always claim the cloud is ‘secure’. Personally, I think it’s a bit insecure. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
928 Climate change is getting hard to ignore. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
929 ... and what do you mean by ‘that cloud reminds me of you.’? 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
930 He looks pretty steamed about something. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
931 We should leave...it seems to be protecting its young. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
932 Looks like all hail's gonna break loose. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
933 Well, you see, my mother never did like to see me dating. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
934 This isn’t what I pictured when you said your ex had his head in the clouds 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
935 I just remembered I wanted to talk to you about your family. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
936 I think I should schedule that therapy session. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
937 Did we miss the public radio pledge drive? 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
938 They say the spirit of Donald, Don Jr. and Eric still lurks over the old building site. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
939 Boy, clouds are funny. I see a man walking his two Chihuahuas. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
940 We're in for some nasty weather 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
941 It’s part of a government experiment to turn angry participation into angry precipitation. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
942 The weather has turned pretty cirrus. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
943 Honestly, I find it refreshing to be disappointed by something familiar again. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
944 Well, they did say the weather would turn threatening. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
945 You left all your old EX's photos in the Cloud, didn't you? 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
946 Geez, all I said was "rain rain go away ... " 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
947 I thought 'cloudy with a chance of pain' was a typo... 1.3229 0.06866 96 76 9 11
948 I probably should have told to I used to date someone in the Cloud. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
949 You never told me that your father disapproved of me. Or that he was a cloud. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
950 Microdosing does have a few minor side effects. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
951 You think the scientists were on to something? 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
952 The weather said “Threatening afternoon Clouds” but this is ridiculous! 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
953 The Gods must be angry 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
954 The effects of these transgressions are cumulotive, honey 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
955 I back all my personal stuff up to the cloud, don't you? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
956 But Fauchi said we could now sit 3 feet away from one another... 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
957 Looks more like serious than cirrus. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
958 It’s the Mona Lisa effect. It only appears to be looking right at us. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
959 Mom did promise that she'd watch over me 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
960 The way I look at it is, behind every dark cloud is new CDC guidance. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
961 The weatherman was certainly right when he called for threatening skies. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
962 Now do you believe climate change is real? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
963 'Is it me or does that lady on our right have a really long beard?' 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
964 I think he’s mad it’s leg day 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
965 I guess I never really knew what angry clouds were. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
966 That one looks but like your mother. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
967 Well, there's one that doesn't look like a chicken. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
968 Actually, I'll never leave my wife, and I think I'll go home now. 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
969 The sky looks threatening. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
970 Did we stay indoors too long so that nature took over the city? 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
971 These aren't our fair weather friends, Cheryl. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
972 Maybe we’re just anthropomorphizing? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
973 Is the 2024 campaign really starting now? 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
974 Don’t worry, it’s only a bad omen if you believe in that stuff. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
975 What exactly was in that potato salad? 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
976 The weather does look rather threatening today, doesn't it? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
977 Do you believe in weather weirding? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
978 You know how clouds sometimes look like pleasant things? 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
979 Don’t worry. It’s only partly cloudy. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
980 Could it be the camembert? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
981 Well, it's just not the summer of love anymore. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
982 No, I don't see a fluffy pillow or a bunny. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
983 Do you ever feel like climate change is coming for you? 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
984 That's the meanest cloud I've ever seen 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
985 The forecast called for an angry storm. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
986 Climate angry, very very angry 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
987 Bunnies? Why yes, they do look like bunnies!" 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
988 Don't worry, he looks constipated. 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
989 Climate change is definitely getting more personal. 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
990 I didn't post any nasty political material to the cloud, did you? 1.3163 0.05148 98 69 27 2
991 Well I'm sorry I just don't see it. It looks like a uterus to me. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
992 They stay by his side in case he has toget up and rain in the middle of the night. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
993 Now that's what I'd call an occluded affront 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
994 I know exactly how he feels - who draws a picnic with bread and cheese and leaves out the wine? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
995 Ugh, uninvited gusts 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
996 I’m telling you, is just a hoax 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
997 I'd suggest staying longer, but the clouds are becoming threatening. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
998 Actually, I’m not a devout atheist. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
999 I guess Trump found a way to overcome his Twitter ban 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1000 It started with Bob Dylan going electric. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1001 Looks like we're in for nasty weather. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1002 We won't get wet. Those are rage clouds, not rain clouds. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1003 Oh, so for once you see it too? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1004 This is definitely not cloud nine 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1005 Blue skies frowning at me 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1006 He's been following me around because I'm not wearing a mask! 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1007 Don't worry, he's full of hot air. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1008 So, here's a fun fact ... not every cloud has a silver lining! 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1009 Is this what they mean when they say "the gods are angry?" 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1010 I hate to eat and run...but 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1011 We're vaccinated. So why do I still feel like something bad's about to happen? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1012 I try to look at clouds from both sides. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1013 You’re such an optimist, Fern. I see something way different. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1014 Does your ex still work on Amazon's cloud? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1015 Uh oh, Lisa, I think I might have over-microdosed. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1016 Maybe he just didn't hear the news that vaccinated people can take their masks off in public 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1017 Today’s forecast looks partly angry with a chance of showers 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1018 I always thought “threatening cloud” was just a metaphor. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1019 So that's what extreme weather looks like. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1020 Cumulus, nimbus or apocalyptic? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1021 Have you noticed how threatening today's weather is? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1022 A glass of Chardonnay before the Apocalypse, darling? 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1023 It’s his post-Twitter blog. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1024 I just have a feeling something bad is going to happen. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1025 Maybe we should call it climate vengeance. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1026 Raincheck? 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
1027 Tell me you didn't upload another cat video. 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
1028 Now there's a threatening cloud. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1029 No, I’m not anthropomorphizing. The sky really does look angry. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1030 It seems like a lot of things remind you of your previous marriage. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1031 I told you he wouldn’t like it if you called his wife “puffy” 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1032 They banned him from Twitter. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1033 Threatening clouds today 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1034 I guess I just don't see it. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1035 Keep smiling, don’t look intimidated, reduce your carbon footprint, and we’ll be okay. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1036 Looks like someone ran out of storage. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1037 It’s been a tough year for him - no parades to rain on. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1038 Honey, do you remember where we parked the Ark? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1039 Maybe naming your chihuahua Thor wasn't your best idea. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1040 I owe him data protection money. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1041 As long as it breaks the humidity. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1042 He’s all fluff. Let’s eat. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1043 The forecast did warn of threatening skies... 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1044 I think we have been inside for too long. We have to fight the elements now 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1045 I’ll admit, this time, the weather is as bad as they predicted 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1046 Try not to make eye contact! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1047 In four months people will call it a tourist visit! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1048 That cloud looks ready to burst. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1049 We gotta stop using plastic. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1050 I owe some guys a rain check 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1051 I think it's a new cloud of disinformation. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1052 Something wicked this way comes.... 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1053 Looks like they're fed up with computing. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1054 Quick, show him your tits. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1055 LOOKS LIKE A CLOUD OF RESENTMENT UP THERE. I WONDER WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1056 He’s bluffing. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1057 It looks like a fluffy bunny...with a carrot up its ass 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1058 He just got downgraded from a tornado to a sprinkle so he is a little upset. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1059 I think he's saying he's going to reign... 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1060 Three’s a cloud. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1061 I told you you talk up a storm! 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1062 The weather forecast did call for cloudy with a chance of mean 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1063 Hmmm... I’m seeing him everywhere. Is Trump Derangement Syndrome actually real? 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1064 The weather looks angry. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1065 Although I know every cloud has a silver lining, I’m afraid this one’s got a “Silver Back”! 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1066 "Looks like someone hacked the cloud." 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1067 I heard the S’Mores are rising up and demanding their rights all over the country. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1068 So you're Baptist, and I worship Thor. I still think we can make it work. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1069 I remember as a child I saw bunnies and puppies. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1070 What's louder and scarier than a thunder clap? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1071 They took away his Twitter account, so now he's trying to dominate the air waves. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1072 What makes you think a storm is coming? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1073 I got the feeling that something...,something big is going to happen. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1074 I guess this is what they mean by ‘threatening weather’ 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1075 Trump just won't admit he lost the election." 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1076 I hope he's not the one I uploaded my files to. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1077 Looks like another pounding’s coming over the horizon – never fails on national car wash day. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1078 Really? It just looks like a giant cotton ball to me. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1079 OMG, Trump is moving back to Manhattan! 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1080 And you thought you would get away with climate change 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1081 What was in those brownies? 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1082 You know--this is Trump's fault 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1083 Looks like you overstayed your welcome on cloud no. 9 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1084 All I said was "Don't the clouds look light and fluffy today." 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1085 We’d better go. It looks like it might start spitting. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1086 The weather's a bit pissy today, don't you think? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1087 Just realised I shouldn't have uploaded THAT file to the cloud. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1088 And that’s why I don’t keep my pictures in the cloud. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1089 Somehow I knew bagels and cream cheese this morning was going be the best part of the day! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1090 I feel a nasty storm brewing! 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1091 Looks like Google Cloud now has Trump's Tweets. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1092 I'm a little concerned about this new phase of climate change. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1093 The weatherman did predict threatening clouds. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1094 Not sure if this is a sign to breakup or just stay home 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1095 Cloud security makes you hard to access. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1096 I'm not paranoid. It's just that cloud surveillance really worries me. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1097 Whatever it is, I didn't do it! 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1098 The temper is in the 80s today. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1099 So many things I would have done but clouds got in the way". Now I get it 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1100 We’re going straight to hail. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1101 Seeing couples outside again is giving him cumulust. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1102 Oh look, that cloud’s in the shape of Russell Crowe looking for a fight! 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1103 I'm thinking that nature has had it with us humans. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1104 Someone must have left open the gate at Mar a Lago again. 1.3023 0.07031 86 69 8 9
1105 Is this what they meant by 'high pressure' system? 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1106 I miss ants. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1107 That’s not what I meant by rapture. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1108 That’s my spirit cloud. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1109 Maybe let’s not talk about the weather?” 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1110 Fire ants, mosquitoes, horse flies, hornets, killer bees, rabid rats and now this. Do you think nature is trying to tell us something? 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1111 I meant to tell you; I moved all our wedding pictures to the cloud. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1112 Yes, I see a bunny rabbit too. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1113 Sure, the clouds look like they've developed sentience and are less than pleased, but what about how I feel? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1114 He wants all of our cheese! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1115 I suspect it's a reaction to acid rain! 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1116 Wait, your mother’s maiden name is Nature!? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1117 This might be the shrooms talking but that cloud wants to kill me. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1118 Something tells me your family knows about us. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1119 I'm starting to take global warming personally. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1120 Even the clouds want more than I can give. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1121 I'm not paranoid. I'm not paranoid. I'm not paranoid. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1122 At least the ants don't look menacing. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1123 That cloud reminds me of my DAD 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1124 Kiss Her!! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1125 Maybe we should be getting worried about the Climate Change situation. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1126 I think he wants us to sit six feet apart! 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1127 His new tweets are stuck in the clouds now. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1128 Do you ever feel like the whole world is out to get you? 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1129 I was wondering what the report meant by "heavyweight weather". 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1130 They call it "bad weather", but what if it has its reasons? 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1131 So that’s what an angry sky looks like 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1132 So long story short, we have to sacrifice one weather man 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1133 Did the CDC say anything about avoiding large clouds? 1.3000 0.06787 90 72 9 9
1134 I love how you see an angry rain cloud and all I see is your mother coming to wreck our fun. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1135 This is serious weather 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1136 Think of all the garbage that get's stored on the cloud. You'd be angry too. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1137 I don't blame him. He hasn't messed anyone's day in over a year. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1138 So, is that a No? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1139 I hope it is nothing personal 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1140 Let's get out of here then. I've got inkblots at home. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1141 If only there was a sign that climate change was real... 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1142 That one looks like your father. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1143 Don´t worry, it´s social distancing 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1144 Can we go back to cloud nine? 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1145 I'm afraid I too have seen clouds from both sides now. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1146 A friend of yours? 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1147 I'm looking for the silver lining, but I just don't see it 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1148 When your father said he’d be the cloud hanging over our relationship, I didn’t think he meant it literally. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1149 Do you think that’s the 3rd or 4th wave? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1150 Look on the bright side. It’ll be a helluva rainbow. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1151 This weather is looking nasty 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1152 Bezos said he was expanding the cloud...I didn’t think he meant this. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1153 A duck? Thats what you see? I see an angry face. Look, there's the frown and it even has fists and some little friends! 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1154 I just can't shake the feeling your father is still watching us. 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1155 It’s spooky. No matter where you put your blanket, the eyes are staring right at you. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1156 I think I should return to Xanax 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1157 Never rub a stratocumulus the wrong way. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1158 Really, I’m not usually a pessimist... 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1159 They told us the climate would change but no one warned us it would get this moody 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1160 That’s funny. The forecast said only a slight chance of super vengeful and deliberately evil storms today 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1161 Two’s a company, three’s a cloud 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1162 Why’s he staring at us? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1163 Okay, so becoming a fossil fuel lobbyist was a bit of a misfire. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1164 Did you pay the iCloud account? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1165 He didn't want us to steal his thunder. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1166 Did you close the windows? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1167 Looks like your mother's joining us. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1168 Looks like bunnies and lambs to me. What do you see? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1169 Damn it, Trump even ruined the clouds for me.” 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
1170 Let's call the bluff and crack open this baguette. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1171 Looks like this storm is really going to pack a punch. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1172 I "unfriended" him on Facebook. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1173 So now we know what would happen if Mike Tyson married Joni Mitchell. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1174 They said the second jab was bad 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1175 I’m quite sure your father doesn’t like me Athena 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1176 I dated his sister 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1177 We're gonna need a bigger umbrella. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1178 I think all the talk about climate change is over emphasized 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1179 Well, at least it's not ants. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1180 A fighter of his stratus is the cumulus of years of condensation 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1181 I’m so sorry. I’m feeling a bit under the weather. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1182 The sky looks a little angry. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1183 I knew the climate was changing, but this feels dramatic. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1184 I’m torn—those clouds look menacing but we really need the rain. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1185 I guess that means no? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1186 Now I'm not sure if I took my anti-anxiety medication... 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1187 I don't see it 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1188 Joni Mitchell was right after all... 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1189 I don't know, Diana, I feel like your dad just doesn't like me. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1190 Can we talk about this when the weather is more favorable? 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1191 I think it's trying to rain. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1192 They'll never make this stuff legal. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1193 I keep getting signs that your family doesn't approve of me. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1194 He’s just pissed that no one looks at him from both sides now 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1195 Resting cloud face? 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1196 Yes, Linda, I think it is a sign! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1197 But we’re six feet apart! 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1198 Don’t look, it’s my ex. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1199 It's not the heat, it's the pugility. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1200 Ever since the sky started going to therapy, it’s been opening up a lot more. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1201 This really is the era of outdoor entertainment... 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1202 Ok, NOW can we consummate? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1203 Wait until you see the old devil moon 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1204 Let's pack up. It looks like rage. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1205 The clouds used to just roll in, but now they roll in with the punches. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1206 If he is trying to impress you, this will not end well. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1207 I think they liked it better when they had the place to themselves during lockdown... 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1208 You didn't tell me your ex was a cumulonimbus... 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1209 Your mother never gives up, I thought she'd rest in peace. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1210 This feels like a bad caption waiting to happen. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1211 Wasn’t having an “earth day” enough? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1212 Looks like that hacker brother of yours might have breached the cloud again. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1213 Looks like Hurricane Karen is coming to speak to the manager 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1214 I probably shouldn't have said 'Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs' was a bad movie. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1215 That reminds me, your mother called this morning. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1216 You said your dad’s in heaven? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1217 The forecast was for threatening skies, but who knew he'd take it so personally? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1218 Are you seeing someone else? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1219 It's not an angry cloud, it just stormed the Capitol after its normal tourist visit. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1220 Now, will you take climate change seriously? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1221 I can’t remember if those are cumulus or acrimonious. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1222 Now do you think defunding the meteorologists was a good idea? 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1223 Any luck with your new antidepressant? 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1224 I didn't think they meant the weather could turn... on us! 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1225 We’d better go, Jim. This place doesn’t have a very friendly atmosphere. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1226 That's not how I thought Mother Nature would look. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1227 I no longer assume the worst. I look at clouds from both sides now. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1228 I'm thinking we should have immediate public intercourse. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1229 Trumpanzee is in bad mood? 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1230 Are you sure that dark angry cloud hanging over our relationship is merely metaphorical? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1231 Oh crap. Anthropomorphic emissions. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1232 I’m not seeing bows and flows of angel hair. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1233 When you said your husband had his head in the clouds, you really weren’t joking, huh? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1234 Climate change....Cumulo-furious. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1235 what the hell did you "upload"? 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1236 I have a feeling that maybe this relationship isn't going to work out. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1237 The weatherman said there was an 80% chance the gods would try to smite us. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1238 Is this what Accuweather meant by 'storms threatening? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1239 Time to change my cloud password 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1240 If this is the gateway to heaven, I don’t want to see the other one. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1241 Even weather here has a New York attitude. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1242 I thought you said you broke up with him? 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
1243 He just wants a hug. But is unsure if it’s too soon. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
1244 They’re just not used to seeing people outside. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1245 If we had ants, it would be a perfect picnic. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1246 My gosh, you're right! It does look like an engagement ring! 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1247 I think it’s one of those Cloud Boys. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1248 Do you want to move? There is a bit of a glare. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1249 The weather looks threatening. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1250 I think that it, too, has seen the Friends Reunion. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1251 I think they are protesting the silver lining requirement. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1252 The weatherman said that it will get stormy, not angry. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1253 Relax... it’s fake clouds. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1254 I may have uploaded something bad to the cloud. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1255 It's not me...It's the gods that are telling us it's over. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1256 Maybe we're overthinking this. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1257 He hates it when you only see cauliflower. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1258 At least we won't have to deal with ants. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1259 Well at least Trump is not president anymore 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1260 So “I can unleash the fury of the gods if irked” wasn’t just flirty online banter? 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1261 I know you said your last relationship was a bit nebulous but wow! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1262 Father earth believes in corporal punishment 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1263 I just don't think our relationship can continue under this cloud of jealousy. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1264 I told you the Cloud was gonna get upset if you uploaded one more picture of all your cats. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1265 How about a rain check. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1266 I thought storms only have one eye 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1267 That's not the kind of climate change I had in mind. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1268 They looked ominous from afar but by god this is downright intimidating. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1269 Well that's a threatening cloud. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1270 I really hate this naming storms thing. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
1271 I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now and still somehow I think your ex is sending us a sign. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1272 It looks threatening but it’s just hot air. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1273 The weatherman said now that coronavirus is on the wane, we can expect it to start raining blood and frogs. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1274 I don’t know if it’s picnic weather. That cloud looks menacing. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1275 It looks like another one has reached its saturation point. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1276 I see your father’s disapproval everywhere. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1277 So...This is not what I paid the skywriter to do. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1278 Fitting that your father shows himself on our anniversary. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1279 I know I’m not supposed to talk about the weather, but... 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1280 Ted, did you upload another screenplay to the cloud? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1281 Remember when we were kids and we use to see bunny rabbits? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1282 They're called Cumulogrumpus, the anthropomorphic side of climate change. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1283 By the way, how's your mother? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1284 Can we paint it on the ceiling? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1285 That’s why they don’t call it “global warming” anymore. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1286 I wandered angry as a cloud? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1287 So, does this mean bipartisanship is out of the question? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1288 Well, it sure puts a damper on the atmosphere. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1289 That cloud looks like cotton. Cotton Mather. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1290 I think earth is saying it needs more than a day 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1291 I think he’s talking to you. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
1292 Maybe we should leave. Those clouds don’t look friendly. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1293 Winter iscoming . 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1294 Listen,I'm really sorry that I was so dismissive of climate change! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1295 ...and then I said to him,"Son,trust me,democracy is too big to fail." 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1296 I miss my mask! 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1297 Sorry, I don't see Snoopy. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1298 Hey, talk about your silver lining:  No ants. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1299 No, I do NOT see the little bunny! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1300 I’ve been seeing someone else. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1301 Looks like a furious storm is brewing. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1302 Didn't you say your ex had his head in the clouds? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1303 Who knew the cloud would reach its limit so soon! 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1304 What do you mean you feel a sense of clouded judgment? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1305 That's not the cumulus you just broke up with, is it? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1306 It's still better than going back inside 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1307 I'm not saying for sure it's a sign, but all you see are some sheep? 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1308 Don't make eye contact, you'll only encourage him. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1309 I guess my complaints don't appear so nebulous now, do they? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1310 He's not wearing a mask. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1311 I think he means it. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1312 I always feared the cloud could be hacked." 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1313 Uh -Oh Looks like pain . 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1314 What happened to "Rows and flows of angel hair And ice cream castles in the air"? 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1315 I'm having regrets about cloud nine... 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1316 Life made sense before CGI. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1317 This is proof that God supports indoor dining. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1318 Into each life sone pain must fall. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1319 You still see bunny rabbit shapes? For some reason I keep seeing my ex. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1320 I take it Rudy's back in town? 1.2812 0.07864 64 52 6 6
1321 I really hope he’s vaccinated. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1322 Should we make an offering? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1323 Well, have you ever heard of a happy looking storm that's on the horizon? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1324 Well, would you look at that! The weatherman was right today when he forecast threatening clouds. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1325 Maybe I shouldn't have said that the cloud looked like Trump. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1326 I better be more careful about what I save to the Cloud. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1327 Threatening weather? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1328 I just uploaded my 2020 to the cloud. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1329 Cloudy with a chance of assault it looks like.. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1330 I see a mean crab. What do you see” 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1331 Something tells me we’re not meant to be. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1332 I have a feeling this is going to be no picnic... 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1333 Looks like the cloud doesn't want to store any more of our junk. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1334 The weatherman didn’t say we’d have a “Karen” today, 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
1335 Just ignore him; he's an ex of mine. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1336 Is that where we've been storing all of our files? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1337 I wonder if this is how they felt in Pompeii? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1338 I know that look. It's gotta be the 2050 climate report. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1339 Call me Cumulus Nimrod one more time buddy! 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1340 It's just an illusion, after all. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1341 Ive heard of cumulonimbus, but this is ridiculous! 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1342 I see a butterfly. How about you? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1343 All I did was forget the wine, right? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1344 I think it's a fumulous. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1345 I thought they said variable clouds, with just a slight chance of Armageddon. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1346 'You shouldn't have called covid a passing cloud.' 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1347 It wasn't just one thing; it was cumulus. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1348 Of course you think that cloud looks like my mother. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1349 Former President or not, there just appears to be no escape. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1350 Geez Helen,what the hell did you upload?! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1351 And that one looks just like Edward G. Robinson. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1352 They said there was a chance OF severe weather not FROM severe weather 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1353 I guess I should have deleted my 20,000 unread spam emails from the cloud after all... 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1354 I know things haven't been perfect, but I really think we can weather this storm. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1355 Picnicking with a nephophobic 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1356 Perhaps we really should pay that Carbon Tax Bill!?! 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1357 I can't help it. I see Rudy Giuliani everywhere. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1358 Uh, you're not a climate denier, are you? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1359 Is it just me, or are you feeling atmospheric pressure to go back into lock down? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1360 What kind of mushrooms did you say were in the salad? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1361 After Covid, everything is cloudy. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1362 It still says 6% chance. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1363 Did I mention my mother is Mother Nature? I gotta go. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1364 Don't give him the brie. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1365 Climate change has stepped up the fight! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1366 I guess it wasn't aliens after all. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1367 I know one thing... I'm never peeing in a puddle again. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1368 Better go. The atmosphere's turning hostile. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
1369 The air quality alert did say hazardous. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1370 I see my dad, and he's disappointed in me and mad I didn't make more of my life. You said you saw a horse? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1371 Quick, do the thing! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1372 It looks like the little white cloud that cried finally got angry! 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1373 Why do you think it looks like my mother ? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1374 Your last boyfriend had jealously issues, and was not down-to-earth, anything else? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1375 This new social-distancing monitoring system makes me kind of nervous! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1376 With the effects of climate change, storms really seem to be meaner, don't you think? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1377 What do you think of Trump's new avatar? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1378 This is why you never say you're having a good hair day out loud, Judy. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1379 I just assumed I had looked at clouds from both sides now. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1380 Are you unhappy? I feel like there's a cloud hanging over us. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1381 I do not like the look of those reign clouds. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1382 I think we should stop complaining about the weather... 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1383 I dunno, even if we can be outdoors without masks, it still seems like a hostile atmosphere. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1384 Did we forget to sacrifice a virgin again? 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1385 I warned you not to upload those explicit photos to the cloud. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1386 You really know how to set him off, don’t you? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1387 I never take these weather threats personally. Do You? 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
1388 Yeah...I’m just glad it’s not humid. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1389 I forgot the grey poupon 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1390 That looks like big trouble for data storage! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1391 Is his left arm shorter than his right arm? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1392 That's a serious cumulus. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1393 The unintended consequences of hoarding Charmin. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1394 I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1395 The rage is there but the hands are way too large. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1396 Did we exceed our data plan again? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1397 It's unseasonably mean today. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1398 I see Cumulo-Nimby hasn’t changed” 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1399 Weather in these parts is known to pack a punch. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1400 The forecast did say there was a chance of belligerence. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1401 I knew bringing mushrooms to our picnic wasn’t a good idea 1.2747 0.06456 91 74 9 8
1402 I think he lost his data in the cloud. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1403 I kinda see my father everywhere. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1404 I guess it's time for the rumble in Central Park 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1405 And they say outdoor dining is less dangerous. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1406 Who did you say your ex was? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1407 What’s he so pissed about? We were the ones inside for a year. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1408 Too soon, maybe? 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
1409 Oh look! That one looks like a whale. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1410 The pandemic has caused anxiety about the strangest things 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1411 What's the harm in just saying Trump won? 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1412 Could this be the ACTUAL Rain of Terror 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1413 I forgot the pepper! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1414 You have one planet people. One planet! 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1415 Clouds are grueling. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1416 It’s a bird...it’s a plane...it’s humanity's increased use of fossil fuels resulting in climate change! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1417 I think they liked us better when we were inside. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1418 There’s something else I forgot to tell you. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1419 Is Giuliani running for mayor again? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1420 That cloud is definitely under the weather. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1421 It’s pretty similar to Pokémon Go 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1422 Well that’s certainly not a fair weather friend! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1423 Awww look honey he's coming to hug you 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1424 I dunno Carol - that cloud looks pretty nasty 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1425 But we created an environment that condones toxic masculinity rain 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1426 Yes, I'd say those are threatening clouds. 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
1427 That cloud reminds me of your father. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1428 That's clear evidence of climate change, wouldn't you say? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1429 Honey, where are the meatballs? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1430 I always thought angry storm clouds was just a figure of speech. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1431 My ex will never find us here. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1432 I think the one that looked like a bike looked cooler 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1433 You know, it could be some sort of omen. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1434 Your ex? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1435 I'm ready to go back to hiding. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1436 I don’t think we should get married with such a cloud hanging over us. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1437 I’m so over outdoor dining 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1438 Let me guess, the forecasters didn't see this coming either . 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1439 I thought you said your mother wasn't coming 'till next week. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1440 I see a unicorn,what do you see? 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1441 Do you think they’ll cancel the Yankee game? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1442 I guess this is the lawn before the storm they talk about 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1443 Relax, Harold, they are looking for a parade not you. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1444 I shouldn’t have denied climate change in that tweet this morning. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
1445 So, that's what you meant when you said that you used to date a weatherman. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1446 Either the world is ending or you're breaking up with me. 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1447 You could have told me you were already in a relationship. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1448 Are you seeing what I am seeing? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1449 What was that about a silver lining? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1450 Doesn't look like the weather wants to cooperate, lets go to my place 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1451 I think he's saying-- what part of, you are doomed, don't you understand 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1452 They did say that we would be threatened by bad weather. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1453 So, you really dated Poseidon? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1454 I guess someone else already rained on his parade... 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1455 This might be bad. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1456 I tried to warn you that the clouds were menacing. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1457 This could be why so many Republicans are afraid to stand against Trump. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1458 Remember when I told you I had had a stormy relationship? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1459 Maybe we should pack up. The weather looks threatening. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1460 Seriously, after Covid, what else could go wrong? 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1461 Dammit, it’s my trainer... I’m not supposed to eat carbs. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1462 I've always found weather talking so superficial and pointless 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1463 The way I see it, your judgment is clouded by your anger 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1464 Apparently, no one can see us happy! 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1465 Well it's about time. We're long overdue for Judgement Day 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1466 This'll be no picnic. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1467 I told you if was too soon to take off our masks. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1468 I swear I'm not a climate change denier. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1469 I like your shoes. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1470 No, I didn't mean that ALL clouds look like soft marshmallows 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1471 I think it heard you - 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1472 Are they talking about us? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1473 Looks like this time it's personal ... 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1474 I never take take weather threats seriously. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1475 Hera, honey, I thought you said he wouldn’t find us in New York! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1476 So much for subtlety... 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1477 I don’t know, something’s telling me we should be distancing still. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1478 Cloudy with a chance of Thunderdome. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
1479 Hey look honey, that cloud’s gained sentience. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1480 Is he still looking at me? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1481 I believe they call it 'Global Warning' now. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1482 I think your mom is still mad at us. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1483 What? All I said was "I think you're projecting your own feminist rage." 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1484 I feel your judgements are clouded sometimes 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1485 I don’t know, Diane. I just don’t think climate change is real. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1486 Summer 2020 New York City 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1487 I didn't realize the cloud actually read our emails. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1488 Usually I feel it in my knee... this one I feel it in my soul. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1489 I'm tired of your pessimism 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1490 Uh oh. This looks cirrus. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1491 Well, the therapist did say this would be no picnic. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1492 Not entirely sure I like looking at clouds from both sides now. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1493 I’m starting to feel this mushrooms 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1494 But he also does Falstaff. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1495 Cloudy with a change of meatheads. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1496 Felt far less threatening as an emoji. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1497 Oh, they just dun me periodically for my debt to the universe. 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
1498 I think climate change is coming soon to kick our a$$. Do you think we should do something? Or maybe continue to sit here eating our baguette with cheese and believe everything is going to be okay? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1499 It used to be ants... Now it's climate change. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1500 Cumulus, Nimbus, Daddy-Issue, so many different kinds... 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1501 don't worry i believe it'll storm off in a few minutes. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1502 Relax! It’s nothing. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1503 Well it’s either going to really rain or God farted. Either way I think we should go. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1504 what?” I don’t see anything. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1505 You cirrus-ly think I look like that when I get mad?" 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1506 I don't know about climate change but the weather certainly has become more nasty lately 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1507 Is it me or even the clouds in New York have attitude? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1508 Why did you have to badmouth the skyline? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1509 How fast can you run in those heels? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1510 Is it me, or is this cloud judging us? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1511 Cirrus envy. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1512 Weather’s especially threatening today 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1513 I think we've been uploading too much to the Cloud. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1514 That reminds me. Trump said he’s going to run again in 2024. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1515 The forecast did say 'partly cloudy with a chance of pain.' 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1516 I tell you that is not Donald Trump! 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
1517 Is your mother in town? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1518 I told you not to call the weather ugly 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1519 YOU'RE the Key Master? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1520 I hate asking about exes on first dates, but can you tell me a little more about Zeus? 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1521 Wait.. You’re married?!? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1522 I thought you were joking when you called your ex a ' god among men' 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1523 Do you think God is mad at us?I thought we were just going to have a picnic. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1524 It didn't like my joke about the weather. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1525 I'm sensing stratus anxiety. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1526 Honey, can we go? I'm starting to feel a little nephophobic. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1527 Is it just me or are storms more violent lately? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1528 What makes you think that climate change is real?" 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1529 I sense your umbrella is worthless at this point. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1530 The skies look angry today. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1531 Did I tell you about my ex? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1532 I guess we shouldn’t have talked about the weather. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1533 Heaven has finally gotten woke. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1534 I guess forgetting the ant spray won't be the biggest of our problems. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1535 As you can probably tell, I’ve dealt with my anger issues and I’m ready to move forward. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1536 I repeat "I don't have a silver lining!" 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1537 See Susan, you're Greek Mythology jokes aren't funny 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1538 Oh I don’t know, people see all kinds of stuff up there 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1539 Don't give me that crap about its silver lining. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1540 I think it's going to rain on our parade. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1541 Don't pay any attention to him. He's just a blowhard. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1542 I'm two months behind on my rain checks, otherwise I'd say postpone. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1543 Uh-oh, that one looks like my ex. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1544 Looks like it's gonna rain punches and slaps. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1545 I don’t think MY lack of sunny disposition is the problem here 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1546 When did you say your family is coming for a visit. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
1547 That’s what I love about you—it does look like a little lamb. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
1548 Tell me you see a puppy. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
1549 I didn't know your ex was a meteorologist. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1550 It's just a threat without teeth. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1551 Leave discreetly, or start pointing and screaming. It’s your call.” 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1552 I'm afraid our future looks rather cloudy. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1553 Does that cloud look like your father staring at my hand? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1554 Dad??? Your back??? We’re just having lunch! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1555 That cloud looks like 2020. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1556 We're not going to let a few threatening clouds spoil our picnic, are we? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1557 At least the ants are not angry at me too. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1558 I'm second guessing storing everything in "the cloud." 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1559 The forecast said cloudy, with a chance of anthropomorphism. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1560 That's what my Grammie called an angry cloud... 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1561 Best summer ever. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1562 ... and you didn't believe me when I said your family is looming large over us! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1563 I thought you said your ex wasn't the jealous type 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1564 Did you ever notice how some clouds look like angry baguettes? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1565 These thunderstorms never understand when I call them a low-pressure system on the 5:00 news, its nothing personal. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1566 I see a happy little cloud that wants a hug. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1567 CLOUD-19 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1568 Darling, do you think we made him angry by not wearing the mask? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1569 Soooo . . . when do we get to the 'rapture' part ? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1570 Looks like that storm can really pack a punch. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1571 I think that’s beyond ominous. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
1572 Ohh - I thought you were saying "sirius". 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
1573 What do you mean "see other people" Sheila? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1574 The sign did say keep off the grass 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1575 Looks like he's bringing the thunder 1.2637 0.04645 91 67 24 0
1576 It’s a stratocumulus horribilis. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
1577 Barry, have you met my father? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1578 Is that your thought cloud or mine? 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
1579 Hera, I think we need to break up. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1580 Must I explain again the difference between climate and weather? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1581 "How long have you had this fixation of dangerous clouds looming over your head?" 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1582 I didn’t expect anyone to notice that I farted. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1583 Um . . . yeah . . . that was thunder . . . 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1584 I'm a pilot and I think I cut him off to get here on time. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1585 Maybe you should put your shoes back on. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1586 No one else seems to think the sky looks threatening. What do you think? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1587 We're not exactly on Cloud Nine. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1588 When are the Clouds getting vaccinated? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1589 I still see Trump everywhere” 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1590 My ex is still a little possessive 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1591 My therapist says we see what we want to see, but this is *not* that. 1.2626 0.06021 99 81 10 8
1592 I don't like the looks of those clouds, honey. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1593 To be fair, they did predict threatening rain clouds. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1594 Remind me, your first marriage was on Mt Olympus, right? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1595 He was in case you said "no". 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1596 I 'm guessing that's the difference between 'partly cloudy' and 'partly sunny'. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1597 Climate rage. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1598 Maybe it's time we got vaccinated . 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1599 I don’t think they like the shapes we’re choosing 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1600 Eye-Cloud? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1601 They’ve really improved data security on the cloud. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1602 Hmmm. That cloud could use a class in anger management. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
1603 No one else seems to think those clouds look threatening. You're probably just anxious without your mask. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1604 So you say your last boyfriend was a meteorologist. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1605 Looks like we're in for some nasty weather. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1606 Apparently the climate change deniers have finally gone too far. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1607 Mr. Cloud looks angry and threatening, but you know we can no longer trust truth of what we see with our own eyes and what we hear with our own ears! 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1608 Maybe a movie would have been a better idea. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1609 I must have miscalculated our social distance. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1610 No. I didn’t bring an umbrella. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1611 I didn’t know Zeus was your father and that he doesn’t approve 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1612 I guess it wasn't a Freudian slip when the meteorologist said cloudy with a chance of pain. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1613 We should have brought wine. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1614 At least someone has been working out during this lockdown 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
1615 Don't make eye contact, maybe they'll pass. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1616 I don't think I'll be ready to go back to air travel for quite some time. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1617 Um, no, it just looks like a cloud to me. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1618 Turbulent times ahead 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1619 I got sunshine on a cloudy day... 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1620 I hate the ones shaped like idiots on picnic blankets 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1621 Looks like threatening weather's approaching. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1622 Do you want my opinion as a meteorologist, or a demonic wizard? 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
1623 A fluffy little bunny. Why? What do you see? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1624 you don't know ... if the weatherman lied ... why not come with me little girl ... on a tragic carpet ride? 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1625 I said my tailor made it green, not Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1626 I guess the afterlife didn't change your dad's opinion about me. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1627 I’m getting tired of the end of the world just hanging over us 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1628 Any chance you like meatballs? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1629 Look, the cloud ran out of storage space. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1630 It’s not you, it’s me 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1631 As long as he's 6 feet away, I think we're okay. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1632 Well, they did say cloudy with a chance of whoop-ass. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1633 I know this type. It's a cumulus pugnacious. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1634 Is this just a phase or is the climate really changing? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1635 Well I see a happy little pony. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1636 I think the weather may be turning on us. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
1637 Those storm clouds sure look as angry as hail. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1638 We better go! 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1639 That sky is looking pretty angry. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1640 I’ve been thinking..it may be time to reconsider God’s plan and get vaccinated. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1641 Ok kids like we practiced. On the count of three. I’ll take the ones with the baguette 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1642 You didn't tell me your family was in town. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1643 Yeah, uh huh, I see a bunny rabbit, too. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1644 Are you sure that was just CBD? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1645 Why are the Gods mad at us? I don't see them practicing social distancing. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1646 'Ominous?' I think that's putting it lightly, don't you? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1647 The threat of rain 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1648 Wow! I guess they didn't like the soft and fluffy comment! 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1649 They don’t look menacing to you? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1650 You kids get off my lawn 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1651 ‘It did say sunny with a chance of mortal doom’ 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1652 Are you sure that was a micro-dose, Cindy? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1653 Let’s just consider Both Sides, Now 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1654 Those low pressure fronts take their jobs way too seriously. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1655 Just chill and watch the world burst into flames. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1656 The weather app says it's going to be sunny all day, so I wouldn't worry about it. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1657 Is there something you want to tell me? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1658 Nature may have thought she was rid of us. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1659 Some people are taking fighting climate change too literally.” 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1660 My ex is the new weather woman on channel 5. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1661 There are easier ways to cancel this concert in the park for lack of attendance 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1662 When you said Thunder was you previous boyfriend, I thought you were joking. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1663 That’s just their of looking angry when they can’t make it rain. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1664 Uh-oh! They look like they've got an agenda. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1665 I've heard about "Mad Cloud" disease. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1666 I promised myself I wouldn't just talk about the weather, but... 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
1667 I think that we've really ticked him off this time! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1668 I always thought "angry sky" was just a metaphor. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1669 The forecast said there was a chance of thunderous rage.” 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1670 Like I said, don't try to argue with the weather." 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1671 Get off my lawn!!! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1672 Raging Corona virus, raging cumulonimbus, these days it seems like we just can't win. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1673 Meet my dad. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1674 In hindsight, maybe cloud storage wasn’t such a great idea. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1675 That's not a Bob Ross cloud. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1676 Not a fan of my recent upload, I'm guessing! 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1677 H2O. That’s all a cloud can be. Nothing else. Believe me. Only H2O. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1678 None of my weather apps said anything about an ass whooping. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1679 Do you think anyone else our age notices the shapes of clouds anymore 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
1680 My knees hurt. I think it’s going to rain. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1681 Ahh yes! I remember. The world is a frightening and perilous place! We are complacent! Picnicking is a lie!!! 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1682 I really do know clouds. That one's Vito. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1683 Relax. If this was really serious, I’d be getting an alert on my iPhone. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1684 You see a playful puppy? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1685 I think they want you to put your shoes back on. 1.2564 0.06933 78 65 6 7
1686 Wait, is that god? 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
1687 I told you our data was too personal. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1688 Then again, maybe we shouldn't go back to my place. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1689 Give it a rest, will ya? Toxic masculinity is not literally everywhere. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1690 Well MacKenzie, it looks like your ex is spying on you from the cloud again 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1691 I know you’re an optimist… but please tell me you packed an umbrella 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1692 It just seems like there’s so much anger in the air. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1693 It's more the bullying than the actual climate change that's bothering me. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1694 Do we put our masks back on? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1695 Did I leave the oven on? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1696 You used to date who? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1697 What do you mean you have a feeling that this is not going to work out? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1698 Seriously, Jill? You still don’t believe in climate change? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1699 Oh my...it's a trap alright. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
1700 Isn't it nice to be back to normal? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
1701 The skies get angry, dear, when people submit captions without the hashtag 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1702 I can't decide which cloud service I should subscribe to. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1703 I said I don't like 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘦 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1704 Rows and flows of angel hair And ice cream castles in the air . . . 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1705 I wonder if this is what my therapist meant when she said I needed to face the day head on 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1706 What do you mean, you think the sky looks threatening? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1707 Luckily it's only partly cloudy. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1708 I can't believe it's already Thor's day. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1709 The sky was angry that day my friend 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1710 Honey, I am getting a strange feeling that cloud knows I may have lied a little on my tax return. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1711 Oh, happy day. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1712 Apparently he doesn't like atheists ... 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1713 A climate change of mood. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1714 Sorry, I suffer from irritable cloud syndrome. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1715 I think we are on the grass they're supposed to water. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1716 Tell me a little more about your imaginary friend. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1717 Old Cloud Shakes Fist at Man 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1718 Did you say it’s time to send in the CLOUDS? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1719 We shouldn't have banned him from tweeting. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1720 Hmm...I'm no good at this game....maybe a rabbit? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1721 Do you want to hear the bad or ominous news first 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1722 Maybe we should think about lowering our carbon footprint this year? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1723 Spoiler Alert 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1724 it's Stevie Rain Vaughan. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1725 Your mother's in town, isn't she? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
1726 You see a puppy? Cool. I see a wrathful God who's always hated us and wants nothing better than to wipe the human race from the earth. But I can sorta see a puppy, too. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
1727 That cloud looks like your Mother, dear” 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1728 When you said the sky looked menacing, I thought you meant rain. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1729 More like Doom-ulus cloud, right? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1730 That’s serious looking cloud. I believe the correct name is cirrus, Darling. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1731 Honey...what does 'ominous' mean? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
1732 The forecast called for thunder storms. Threatening clouds are to be expected. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1733 He's just jealous "Calm" always comes first. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1734 Remember that anger management course I took right before Meteorology? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1735 ...and we thought you getting hit in the face with that frisbee was going to be the worst part of this day... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1736 That's Gaia and she's not happy. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1737 The forecast said "Cloudy with a chance of violence" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1738 Did I say something? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1739 This dude is throwing some shade, cirrusly. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1740 It wasn't me. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1741 I said DON’T LITTER! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1742 I don't know. It's been too long since I've been outside. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1743 Just when I almost figured out what Dogecoin is. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1744 I forgot that reopening the economy would bring back the smog. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1745 Think it's time to return to indoor restaurants? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1746 There is anger in the air. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1747 I knew there were some things I shouldn't have saved in the cloud. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1748 ... And that's what's known as a Cirrious cloud! 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1749 Not to worry. It's just one of those anti asthma nasal spray ads. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1750 Did you bring an umbrella? That cloud looks ready to burst. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1751 I don't know about you but I'd rather put up with ants. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1752 Seriously? You see a castle? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1753 The news warned of threatening skies today 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1754 Jeez Anne, I told you that hairspray was bad for the ozone layer 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1755 Uh-oh! Maybe because we've stopped wearing masks? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1756 Looks like your Mother found the iSpy app on her phone. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1757 You're not helping by singing Stormy Weather." 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1758 Jealous. So Jr. High. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1759 I've noticed older climates are more resistant to change. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1760 Please, please tell me you see a bunny. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1761 I guess you mix our current political climate with cloud data storage and this is what you get. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1762 Look at me and tell me why we should mind your departed husband. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1763 Democrat or Republican? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1764 That's not just a storm, it looks personal. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
1765 No, of course not! Where’s the fourth finger? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1766 My therapist tells me I shouldn’t play this game. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
1767 Our bickering suddenly seems so innocent. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1768 Looks like the weather suddenly turned very threatening. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1769 It's time to put your mask on. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1770 Honey, life ain't always a picnic 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
1771 Fed up with people, Mother Nature fights back. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1772 Sometimes I worry about what's in that pretty little head of yours. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1773 Have we marginalized them? Perhaps. But then.... I really don’t know clouds at all. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1774 I'm worried, dear. That cloud looks friendly to me. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
1775 A sheep? I see my father. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1776 I wish I hadn’t said it is partly cloudy. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1777 I just hate to be the first to leave. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1778 Rumor has it that all of Trump's old tweets are being moved to cloud storage. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1779 But you tell me how your quarantine was - I feel like I’m talking up a storm. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1780 Maybe I did leave the sunroof open. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1781 Partly Cloudy is not "nice" weather. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1782 I'm not sure what's wrong with me, but I always feel threatened. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1783 Ive looked at clouds from both sides but now this? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1784 Do you think the clouds know that we lied about vaccination to get into the park without masks? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1785 Cloud 9 got covid and became Cloud 19 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1786 I wonder what what precipitated this? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1787 What exactly did you mean when you said you were involved in Greek mythology? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1788 Uhh, maybe we should put our masks back on. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
1789 You're the cloud services expert, should we pack up? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1790 They did say there was 10% chance the weather would be really pissed off today. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1791 I think Cloud 9 is tired of getting walked on. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1792 Yep. You're right. No need sweatin' the pre-nup now. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1793 So that's why my delivery by drone didn't come. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1794 Did you say something bad about Trump recently? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1795 He's right --- you brought the bread, and I forgot the wine! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1796 It's an aggro-cumulus. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1797 How long ago did your husband pass? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1798 Oh No! Do you think we need to re-mask and social-distance? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1799 Propose...or else. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1800 Did you hear a thunder clap? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1801 He’s not over you yet. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1802 Safe to say it's not a warm front. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1803 Ever get the feeling Nature just doesn’t like us anymore? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1804 I can’t believe you can’t see the spitting image of your father in that cloud 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1805 I think we’re sitting in his favorite spot 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1806 I used to run with a pretty bad cloud. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1807 I think those edibles really kicked in. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1808 They said it was only a 10% chance of ominous 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1809 It’s really OK to go home sometimes 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1810 Aggressive anthropomorphic weather isn’t real, Debbie, it’s a hoax by the Chinese 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1811 So anyway, on my gap year... 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1812 So this is how it makes acid rain” 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1813 No wonder my rheumatism is acting up.. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1814 No, I see it too, I’m just saying that tip-to-tip it could be four 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1815 The forecast said grey skies, but it looks like they’re seeing red. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1816 So, you like them because they remind you of your mother? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1817 Uh-oh, the weather's getting ready to rumble. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1818 I thought we were done with doing our part and being 6 feet apart. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1819 ...so then I said, “Oh your name’s Thor, well where’s your hammer?” 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1820 Actually, I don't see an angel and those don't look like wings. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1821 Just say no. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1822 Cloudy with a chance of vengeance 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1823 This wasn’t in the forecast. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1824 It’s fine, I don’t believe in metaphors. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1825 The weather forecast was right, the weather is threatening. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
1826 Guess we should've listened to Greta Thunberg back in 2021. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1827 They weren't kidding when they said it was threatening rain. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1828 It looks like an anhedonic pareidolia. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1829 Does this mean my cloud is out of storage? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1830 Perhaps water does have memory. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1831 Stormy mood? Him? No, that's typically your cumulonimbus. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1832 Great! Last year it was the pandemic. What's next, Godzilla ? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1833 Yes, he does seem like a blowhard. What's your point? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1834 What's a little rainstorm after spending months in a stuffy aprtment? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1835 Why is no one looking at the sky anymore? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1836 That's my ex. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1837 Don't make eye contact. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1838 Do you still don't believe climate change is for real? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1839 Don't worry, I've got a safe word. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1840 He's not a morning cloud. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1841 What times, ey? Now even threatening weather demands to be taken literally. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1842 I have a confession to make - I'm the CEO of Shell Oil. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1843 I see a smiling baby. Why? What do you see? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1844 But what if they don't bring May flowers? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1845 I thought you said the private cloud was more secure. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1846 I'm not sure that's what Joni Mitchell was getting at. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1847 Do the clouds look menacing to you too? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1848 I prefer the little fluffy clouds...damn New York is tough. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1849 Honey, let's talk about something else than Covid..." "The weather is very bad! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1850 Honey, the cloud looks like an angry politician. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1851 Don't worry dear, your mother is still looking down on us from above. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1852 No, I said meatier shower. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1853 I think it's gonna reign. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1854 It appears parks are now subject to a cloud cover charge. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1855 A fluffy rabbit? I see my mother. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
1856 Yeah, back to indoor dining for us. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
1857 Don't let it cloud your judgement, honey. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1858 I don't think the plastic wrapping was an environmentally sustainable decision Margaret 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
1859 I was afraid those pictures I stored in the cloud would come back to haunt me. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1860 Remember when I told you I was in the “weather business”... 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1861 Who did you say your father was? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1862 Suzy, please don't keep telling me I'm paranoid. Everywhere I look, I see something out to get me!" 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1863 You know when you said God is looking down on us? Did you mean that in a good way? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1864 I didn’t know you invited your mother 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1865 Dear its not the clouds, its you who is angry 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1866 Do you think the weather's going to cooperate? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1867 I thought you said your Dad didn't know we were meeting. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1868 Where's the dog? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1869 First Liz Cheney, now us! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1870 Really? You can’t see a horse? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1871 You see it too, right? 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
1872 He just needs to smell your hand. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
1873 What did you say your hobbies are? 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1874 I just don't see color. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1875 Honey, Doesn't that dark cloud look like Donald Trump? I thought I heard, "If I don't get my way, a tornado is coming! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1876 But no ants. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1877 I may be imaging this, but the threatening cloud we see looks like you- know-who. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1878 You still think I'm paranoid? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1879 Exactly what photos do you have in your cloud storage? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1880 I told you this is exactly what would happen if we ever left the house. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
1881 The clouds do look threatening today 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1882 I’m having second thoughts about hacking the cloud. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1883 Ooo, ooo!...That one reminds me of your mother! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1884 I don't know why, but I sometimes feel there is a dark cloud following me. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1885 My ex is not only controlling; she's also a meteorologist. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1886 I'm beginning to think the parade's been cancelled. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1887 Do you think we have lost our window to get the hell out of here to our car? And that reminds me, did you return the movie on climate change to the library? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1888 It is definitely going to reign. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1889 The forecast did say threatening clouds. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1890 Oh don’t tell me... THIS is because of climate change too, isn’t it? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1891 On the bright side, now we get to go home and order takeout. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1892 OMG, Gladys! Little Cloud is really upset by Eric Carle's death! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1893 Clouds get angry when they encounter affront. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1894 . The Grumpulonimbus is my favorite cloud. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
1895 I didn’t expect to be on a picnic during the apocalypse 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1896 Darling, did the weather man forecast tantrum showers, or angry downpour? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1897 wait. climate change is now animated? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1898 what sort of cheese was that 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
1899 That storm sure looks menacing. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1900 It's just nice to be outside again interpreting clouds. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1901 You're not the only one who takes global warming seriously 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1902 Of course I've heard of funnel clouds. But a pummel cloud? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1903 He’s going to start crying any minute. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1904 It's pretty clear what the weatherman meant by partly cloudy with a chance of impending doom 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1905 Did you remember to tell him pie in the sky was just an expression? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1906 They weren’t kidding when they said global warming was a threat. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1907 I think we should go... Those clouds look threatening. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1908 Uh....maybe we SHOULD get vaccinated. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1909 The weatherman said cloudy with a chance of pain. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1910 We’re supposed to be cloud watching, but I can’t take my eyes off you. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1911 The clouds are not ok with us getting back to normal. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1912 Ok, so my mother's not entirely on board with our plans. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1913 Don’t blame us! We biked here. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1914 Usually this means you need to pick another wish. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1915 I don't think it will let a smile be our umbrella. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1916 Oh god.. i knew i had forgotten to file those reports ..!! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1917 Was I wrong to describe the day as partly sunny instead of partly cloudy? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1918 Silent but deadly! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1919 when you told me your ex had gone to a higher place, this isn't what I thought you meant. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1920 I THINK IT WISE TO DEPART!!! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1921 You see a cuddly Shih tzu??? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1922 Though things may not look bright They all turn out alright If we keep painting the clouds with sunshine 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1923 Climate change? We need more data first. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
1924 Yes, I'm positive that "angry clouds" is just a metaphor. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1925 Oh my god, this is making me so horny. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1926 Looks like pain is headed our way. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1927 Do you believe in Rawshark tests? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1928 I told him to save it for a rainy day, and he did... 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1929 I don't care what they say, everyone can see that God is not dead yet. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1930 It’s Global Warning 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
1931 Let's go home. I see angry clouds ahead. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1932 Maybe he didn't get the CDC memo that no masks outside are okay now. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1933 Okay I changed my mind. There might actually be something to all this climate change stuff. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
1934 *gasps*...it’s my husband! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1935 It's gonna blow over 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1936 You’re right dear, I should call my mother. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1937 I don’t think we talked about the weather enough 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
1938 I told them they shouldn’t store the comments sections from news sites on The Cloud. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1939 I don't think he likes being called 'Nimbus' 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1940 So you know how I said I'd move Heaven and Earth for you... 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1941 I sense a hard, hard, hard rain's gonna fall 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1942 I think it’s time to buy an EV. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1943 Seriously? You think McConnell has integrity? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1944 If you will marry me I will make all the angry clouds go away. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1945 You ever get the feeling you're being watched? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1946 They’re usually friendlier in the country. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1947 It's not just you, they do seem related. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1948 Seriously? Another Marvel movie? 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1949 I thought it was supposed to be safe to go outside. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1950 So, I take it you’re not an every cloud has a silver lining theorist. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1951 Dear, I guess it's time to direct our feet to the sunny side of the street. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
1952 Type A's are everywhere. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1953 The forecast did mention threatening weather. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1954 Sorry, I forgot the wine. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1955 Should we throw the baguette, it looks hangry... 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1956 These mayoral candidates will do almost anything to intimidate voters. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1957 Oh Honey...no need to worry. Things are looking up. Just check out the silver lining. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1958 You said you’d told me about ALL your exes 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1959 Is it something we said? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1960 My late husband was a jealous meteorologist. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
1961 Maybe we should back off on the LSD. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
1962 Just when we think we're on nine, here comes thirteen. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
1963 That formation indicates the cloud is definitely cirrus. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1964 I can never enjoy a Sunday! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1965 I just don’t like this game. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1966 I've looked at clouds from both sides now. From up and down. And still somehow. It's clouds illusions I recall. I really don't know clouds at all. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1967 Biden's climate messaging sure is aggressive. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1968 Yes Karen, climate change is serious. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1969 I can see a data breach on the horizon. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1970 It's okay. They've been vaccinated. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1971 He's angry that humans have reappeared outside. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1972 Perhaps we should take climate change seriously...... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1973 “Where are my car keys? Why?” 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1974 I guess uploading those pics wasn’t such a good idea after all. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1975 Why does no one ever invite us to the picnic?! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
1976 Now, this it what I call a threatening sky! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1977 Don't make eye contact, Lorraine! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1978 It's called a 'Trumpulus Nimbus.' 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1979 Now I'm religious. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1980 I used Bitcoin to purchase an NFT. What about this don't you understand? 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1981 The forecast said there’s a 30% chance of toxic masculinity. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1982 Those guys are really ruining the atmosphere. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1983 They probably thought they had the whole place to themselves 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1984 The cloud game was much more fun before they got so competitive. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1985 Why’s he picking on us? No one else has a mask. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1986 I’ve been saving all of my anger and resentment to the cloud to free up bandwidth for crippling post-COVID anxiety. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1987 Are you starting to have doubts about climate change being a hoax? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1988 I mean, you did say his wife looks like a cow. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1989 Do you sometimes see shapes or figures in the clouds? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1990 Looks like "that lucky old sun" took today off. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1991 I think my wife knows. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1992 let’s eat, Weather permitting.” 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1993 I guess we should have brought the jug of wine. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1994 Sometimes I feel that all life is a Rorschach ink blot test. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1995 I don't know who's paying for this hologram but it's good show today... and we don't even get wet! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1996 This park is a bit clouded. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1997 These aren’t the ‘silver lining’ ones, I guess. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1998 Marry her! She stuck with you through quarantine and raising a toddler! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1999 I thought you told him about us! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2000 You used to date a cloud? 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2001 I assume they had the green curry, too. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2002 I see my father. What do you see? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2003 Ignore him. He's just an old, worn out cliche. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2004 That’s weird. My app said partly sunny today. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2005 Wow, you're right, I can finally see my passive-aggressiveness. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2006 Hey look the sun is out! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2007 I knew we shouldn’t have been storing all that stuff in the cloud. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2008 I think they meant to rain on some parade downtown? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2009 Da Vinci? Nah. Da Gingrich Julianni. Yeah. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2010 Oh, that's nothing. Imagine his jealousy when he was still alive! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2011 What kind of mushrooms were those? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2012 I’ve got to stop thinking such negative thoughts. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2013 There! You did it again. I told you not to tell them you're partial to softer, less defined clouds. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2014 Don’t worry, I heard the Ghostbusters are back in business! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2015 I’m starting to see Trump’s influence on cloud space... 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2016 I guess angrier is a change. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2017 You shouldn't said that that cloud looked like your mother. Apparently, it knows what your mother looks like. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2018 Is that something clouds normally do? I don't remember. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2019 I think we’re getting hell for not reducing our carbon footprint. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2020 Nothing to worry about. He's just telling me I left the car windows open. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2021 I’m guessing that must be Gabriel and Michael acting as wingmen. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2022 You told him about us? O Hera, I'm so happy! How did he take it? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2023 The middle one looks like their leader. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2024 Talk about an angry storm cloud. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2025 Do those clouds look threatening, or is this all a pathetic fallacy? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2026 I assumed ‘cloudy with a chance of pain’ was a just a typo 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2027 Well, the 5 day forecast didn’t say anything about this. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2028 A unicorn? Yeah, I'm not seeing it. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2029 I just can't shake the feeling that there's storm clouds hanging over me. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2030 I told you not to take that penny from the fountain! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2031 Did you forget to pay your iCloud bill? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2032 I don't think buying an electric car will help. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2033 I'm beginning to think the answer is NO! 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2034 I think we beat the storm 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2035 Don't worry, climate threats are just a figment of the liberal imagination 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2036 Another public health warning. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2037 Either that, or Mad Cloud Disease has erupted over Sheep Meadow. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2038 Well they said, cloudy with a chance of pain 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2039 Look, honey, that angry face looks like a cloud. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2040 Their main enemy is outdoor dining pop ups but they started hunting for picnics recently 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2041 My mom always said it was just God bowling! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2042 I don’t think Mother Nature thinks we’re a match. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2043 It looks as if your mother is coming for another " surprise visit" 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2044 That's some mean-looking weather. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
2045 Uh oh, looks like another silver lining wedgie. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2046 Something tells me this isn't Cloud 9. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2047 Remember our last trip before lockdown... and I took that sacred idol... and all year we thought Covid was the curse... 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2048 I'm no meteorologist, but those clouds look a bit threatening to me. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2049 Don't worry... he might be angry now, but it’ll blow over. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2050 I told you we shouldn't save our photos to the cloud. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2051 Just wait five minutes… 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2052 Look what we've turned Cloud Nine into. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2053 Remember when nature used to be subtle? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2054 My guess is the earth is no longer healing. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2055 I guess they weren't kidding when they said we'd be in for some rough weather. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2056 Hera, I thought you said your husband was out of town 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2057 OMG, The skies are sick of our pollution, and they're not going to take it anymore! 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2058 I forget: Is it red at night or in the morning? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2059 A Nimbostratus, I think, but in a particularly bad mood. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2060 Yes,I do believe in GOD! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2061 If we leave now, we can still make the movie. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2062 Forecast did say partly grumpy. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2063 I’m sorry about this whole climate change thing. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2064 Once he’s in jail Trump won’t be raining on our picnics ! 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2065 The muscles appear large but trust me, they’re as thin as air! 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2066 I miss those times when people wore masks everything was so much more ambiguous.. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
2067 I feel a lot better since I began storing my anger in the cloud. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2068 Don't worry, Mary, he's full of hot air. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2069 When Mother Nature hits menopause 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2070 I'm storing my negative thoughts in the cloud. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2071 Back in the day it was only the hills that were angry... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2072 I see my high school bullies. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2073 You said your boyfriend was out of town. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2074 Did we forgot to recycle today. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2075 With climate change looming, seems weather is more menacing. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2076 The gods are angry these days. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2077 We imagine faces. It’s what we do. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2078 Maybe the brie was over-ripe. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2079 Shoot! I wanted this to be a memorable first date and I forgot to bring wine. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2080 Well, I guess it was only a matter of time before all that air pollution caused these cloud mutations. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2081 Look who wants to burst our bubble. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2082 Did you pack the basket with the gummy bears from the jar that said CBD or Psilocybin? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2083 What, did he not see that Biden rejoined the Paris Agreement? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2084 Hurricane Donald generates its own hot air as it blows up the east coast toward Washington. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2085 I better stop sending those angry tweets to the Cloud. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2086 I think I’ve left the iron on 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2087 I’m sorry, I need to go. Feeling a bit under the weather. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2088 Was it something I said? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2089 I'm sorry I said those nasty things about cloud technology 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2090 now the mean cloud is giving the two invisible gigants a handjob, I swear to god this city... 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2091 I wish I'd known your husband was a meteorologist. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2092 I may have gone a little overboard on my recent oped about our local weatherman... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2093 My depression has been after me for a week. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2094 How long ago did your husband pass away? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2095 Are the gods telling us to put our masks back on? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2096 I told you we should've gotten the carbon-neutral cheeses. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2097 Maybe we should put our masks back on. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2098 Well...The forecast was for partly sunny skies with occasional rage showers 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
2099 „I didn‘t mean it when I said ‚I hate you weather‘ yesterday!“ 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2100 I see a dark angry cloud headed this way. Is that foreshadowing or pathetic fallacy? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2101 It's not just threatening to rain. I think it's threatening me personally. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2102 Looks like it may rage 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2103 I thought 'threatening clouds' were just a metaphor! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2104 Remember when the clouds weren't that threatening? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2105 It's all about "The Pandemic." "The Pandemic". The Pandemic." Isn't anybody threatened by a fierce eminent thunder storm anymore??? 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2106 Give it a minute 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2107 I’d be angry too if I had to remember everyone’s information. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2108 So, this is how I die. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2109 uh oh. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2110 The Gods aren't just angry, they're really pissed off! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2111 I think he wants the cheese and loaf of bread! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2112 Why are storm clouds always threatening and never reassuring? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2113 A unicorn? I'm just not seeing it. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2114 He’s not cirrus, is he? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2115 That does not look like a pony to me. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2116 The forecast says there's only a 30% chance of apocalypse. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2117 I still have some concerns about cloud securiy 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2118 My mother's fine. Why do you ask? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2119 I’ve never seen a cloud try so hard to rain. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2120 The forecast said this wasn’t until 3. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2121 : “Ever look at the clouds and see the shape of someone who just wants to punch you in the face?” 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
2122 They’re look more than threatening, they look downright hostile. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2123 I'll admit that certain manifestations of climate change really do frighten me. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2124 I try not to take bad weather personally. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
2125 Do you remember when ants would ruin the picnic? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2126 That cloud looks like it's ready to rumble. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2127 Always wondered why they called it a ‘thunderclap’ 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2128 Must be a muppet. It only has four fingers. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2129 I see my ex-husband and his brothers coming to beat you up. What about you? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2130 It just looks like a fluffy lamb to me. Did you take your meds this morning? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2131 Andy Griffith is scarier in "A Face in the Crowd". 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2132 Allow yourself to be entertained. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2133 Are those clouds threatening you? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2134 He still thinks Trump won.” 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2135 Why don’t your arms look like that? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2136 She doesn’t use social media so my mother’s idea of ‘clapping back’ is just different than yours. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2137 I’m waiting for all the science to come in. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2138 This happens every time we listen to the weather report on that cheap radio!!! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2139 Well, you know what they say - "Every dark cloud has...two more behind it" 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2140 I was hoping for fireworks.” 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2141 I think you forgot to tell me something important about your ex, Sharon. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2142 Really? I just see a kinda fluffy bunny. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2143 Perfect way to ruin a first date. I think he knows I forgot the wine. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2144 When you said you had a stormy past relationship, I thought you were being figurative. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2145 Let's hope he's going to hold his breath until he turns blue 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2146 Please sing about the sun coming out TODAY, Annie. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2147 I told you this date would be low pressure. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2148 Oh so it’s only ok if Gene Kelly sings it? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2149 Honey, you know how we were going to work on me trying to look on the bright side? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2150 Just give them what they want. They look cirrus. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2151 Um...they say everyone sees different things in clouds...Please tell me you see your mother wanting to kill me... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2152 Even the clouds remind me of masks and social distancing. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2153 Before we get started, I think I should clear the air. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2154 I don't have a very good feeling about this. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2155 I wish I could suppress my angry pareidolia. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2156 I told you...don't anthropomorphize clouds. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2157 I now regret saying that, that cloud looked like a elephants butt. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2158 Looks like we’re in for a tough winter. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2159 Yeah, I was wondering about the fingers, too. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2160 It's not a puppy anymore. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2161 ...Like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2162 I told you to stop saving all that junk to the cloud. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2163 He's mad because he cannot articulate without a dialogue cloud. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2164 I don't mean to freak you out, but I think I forgot to bring the cheese knife 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2165 Looks like we won't have time that for quickie after all. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2166 I sense a cumulus of anger 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2167 At least you can see my office again 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2168 Remember how we used to see angels and puppy dogs? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2169 Don't take it personally 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2170 Never try to appease the gods with cheap Brie. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2171 Look dear, a cloud without a silver lining... 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2172 Oh no! What did you save to the cloud? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2173 Where is Bob Ross and his “happy clouds” when you need him? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2174 He looks mad none of us are packing up. I don’t know about you, but after a year and a half of being stuck inside it’s gonna take more than an angry cloud to get me off this blanket. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2175 High pressure on the way, I think 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2176 What do you suppose angry clouds portend? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2177 Sorry, I'm almost out of storage. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2178 Really? I just see a sheep, a train and a hippo. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2179 I didn't know my ex had that kind of influence. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2180 When they said climate change, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2181 I think it's time you and I acknowledge climate change. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2182 I think we better wait until the divorce is final. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2183 I'm afraid we're about to find out how much God hates the wicked. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2184 I've never seen a sky so threatening. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2185 Someone must have messed with Mother Nature. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2186 What did you do to piss off the gods this time? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2187 I guess you aren't the only one at the park today with your head in the clouds, Tom 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2188 Climate change, for sure. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2189 See that guy over my shoulder? Don't look, but I think he's a cartoonist. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2190 I developed a new app on the cloud to gauge date sentiment. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2191 When you said, "Today we need to get serious." Did you mean Cirrus? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2192 Something is telling me that you’re not right for me. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2193 Why do you always look away when I talk about marriage? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2194 Do you ever feel like the universe is conspiring against us? 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2195 It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2196 How’s your crypto portfolio looking? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2197 Yeah, but you see omens in *everything*. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2198 I hear they're just friendly clouds that want to hug us. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
2199 I prefer flying monkeys, too. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2200 Did I ever mention I had trouble with the Inkblot Test? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2201 Seriously? Your ex is a storm cloud? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2202 I'm sorry, some things just remind me of my ex! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2203 I thought he moved to Florida. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2204 Look, Trump is ranting in-Cloud now, blowing hot air. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2205 My God is an unspecifiably angry God. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2206 I'm not seeing that cotton candy castle. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2207 What if it's not just water? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2208 I prefer an angry cloud to a mushroom cloud, I guess… 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2209 I didnt realize how hostile even just cloud watching has" gotten.. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2210 That's a cumulo-nimrod. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2211 I think maybe you pissed him off,Marge. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2212 I told you the climate would come back to bite us 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2213 I’m sorry. I can’t see the ducky or the bunny. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2214 No, it doesn't look like an angry sky to me. It looks like Number 45 having a very bad hair day. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2215 The climate really is changing! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2216 He’s my alter ego. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2217 They said climate change would lead to angry weather. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2218 I don't think my Zoloft is working 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2219 My forgetting the umbrella doesn't seem like such a big deal now, does it? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2220 My philosophy? Every cloud has a pair of silver brass knuckles. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2221 Well the weather report did say, "Partly cloudy with a chance of devastation". 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2222 I love being a meteorologist, but it doesn't mean the weather understands I have a social life. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2223 Climate change? 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2224 You said that it was clear skies and you’re a weatherman... what else are you lying about 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2225 I wouldn’t let a sense of foreboding cloud your judgement” 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2226 guess we need to go back to just talking about the weather 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2227 I swear to god, it looks just like your mother that one year we had tofurkey! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2228 It's like to have your mother here 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2229 Just another day in 2021. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2230 No, I don’t believe in Omens either. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2231 If we'd brought some wine this might look different. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2232 This looks ominous, at least smile. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2233 Maybe we should go home. The weather is beginning to look threatening. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2234 Is that your Dad? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2235 I’m still feeling romantic 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2236 Even the cloud has put on weight this year, it’s not just me! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2237 Really? All you see is bunny rabbits eating a hot dog? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2238 I can handle the noise, but if your father starts crying I’m done here. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2239 Guess I should stop being a climate denier.” 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2240 Cloud policing 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2241 Eh, don’t worry about him, he’s always throwing shade. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2242 These weren't the clouds in the Simpsons 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2243 Does your bug spray work on all flying pests? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2244 I usually never believe the weather report, but those really do look like angry clouds. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2245 Now there's a cloud who likes to have fun !" 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2246 You know, dating a meteorologist isn't all sunshine and rainbows... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2247 It's been dubbed Rambostratus, a child of climate change. 1.2273 0.06203 88 75 6 7
2248 A bad front is coming in. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2249 I've been behaving myself. Just what have you been up to? 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
2250 Clouds have never liked me. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2251 Do you think it's true? Every cloud has a silver lining. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2252 Could be worse 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2253 I thought he was going to stay in Palm Beach. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2254 You give me greenhouse gasses, I'll beat your asses! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2255 Cloud rage. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2256 I think I liked it more when the government pretended they weren’t watching over us 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2257 Hey, let's get back to quarantine, even the cloud is not happy. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2258 May lighting strike me dead if I ever again utter the phrase, 'may lightning strike me dead.' 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2259 Yeah, yeah.....but just look at his terrible mustache! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2260 I love cloud-gazing. I see an angry monster. What do you see? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2261 Looks like my Cloud account assistant didn't get paid. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2262 I guess that would be an angry sky. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2263 That is one threatening cloud. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2264 They did say we might get some driving rain today. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2265 Have I ever mentioned my uncle Thor? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2266 I've heard of acid rain, but I think this is just one angry cloud! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2267 less cirrus and more of a serious, don't you think? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2268 Oh god, must everything have to remind me of my father issues? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2269 You could of told me it's over on the phone. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2270 Craig, this is an intervention. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2271 You never told me your ex was an air sign. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2272 You said your head’s in the clouds, but I’m not sure how I feel about that. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2273 I don't think you can assume that that dark cloud is following us. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2274 Ummm...can I offer you a dark and stormy? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2275 Ever since they started taking his name off buildings he’s been trying to name clouds 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2276 How about we judge you for once? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2277 I think we should just say we're not a couple. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2278 This too shall pass. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2279 Maybe it’s naive, but I think there’s someone up there watching us. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2280 Sometimes I get the feeling someone is watching us. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2281 Oh, oh, I think I forgot to take my medication. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2282 Maybe IT IS written in the clouds that we SHOULDN'T get married!?! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2283 Look what's moving in, there goes the Ozone layer! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2284 Why aren’t you wearing your masks??!🤬😡 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2285 Those clouds look threatening. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2286 Your feet stink! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2287 I think that's an angry cloud. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2288 As your boyfriend, I say let's take a chance. As a meteorologist, I say let's get the hell outa here. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2289 Central Park hates me. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2290 Heaven seems worried about our new freedoms. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2291 You'd be cranky too if you had a silver lining up your ass. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2292 I think I left my windows open- gotta run! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2293 I’m not a pessimist. Bad things are on the horizon. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2294 We should eat our baguette. Before the world ends. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2295 I checked the app. I just thought chance of pain storms was a typo. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2296 Looks like Parler has finally moved to the cloud 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2297 Now is a perfect time for positive thinking Dear. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2298 Did we bring an umbrella? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2299 Sometimes it’s hard to stay on the bright side! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2300 What's he going to do? He's a damn cloud! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2301 At least there aren't any ants 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2302 When I checked the forecast it didn't say anything about aggressive storms." 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2303 The forecast said it would be cloudy with a chance of intimidation. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2304 Eye spy with my little eye something that looks like your late mother" 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2305 Dang, Judy Collins got it half right... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2306 Do you store your photos in the cloud? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2307 It’s all the data.” 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2308 First COVID-19, now climate change. I’m not sure what’s next, because it always comes in threes. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2309 It all started when I ignored an advisory... 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2310 What’s he so pissed about? We’re six feet from the nearest blanket. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2311 Just look at me hun, he's your ex for a reason 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2312 You see? I told you it was bad luck to wear high heels to the park. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2313 I told you the potato salad wasn’t for us! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2314 I think my depression meds are wearing off. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2315 Hand over the cheesecake and nobody gets hurt. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2316 Whether it's God who's angry or thunder clouds waiting to storm, I think it's time to leave. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2317 But you said you were on Cloud 9 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2318 Speaking of wet blankets… 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2319 Uh oh, it’s a furio-nimbus. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2320 Something about us leaving the windows open again. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2321 Fauci never mentioned THIS Covid variant... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2322 He's been threatening rain all day. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2323 I’m sorry, I have to go home now. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2324 You stay right there, I'm running to get help! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2325 Well I wouldn't call it a welcoming committee" 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2326 Why did you invite him? Everybody knows three's a cloud. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2327 Do you ever get the feeling that the planet doesn’t want us here anymore? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2328 I'm a weatherman. He doesn't like how I portray him on TV. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2329 Don't make eye contact honey, let's just eat and let the kids handle fighting climate change... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2330 I thought you said it was gonna be a Simon & Garfunkel reunion. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2331 Let’s go home. The clouds look angry. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2332 I forgot the wine. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2333 Uh oh, I think that's the cloud where I've stored all my personal data. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2334 And to think I used to be a climate change skeptic. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2335 Really? It looks like Hello Kitty to me. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2336 I call it 'Cumulus Hulkus'. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2337 Does that cloud look like my husband? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2338 The UFOs were getting too much attention. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2339 I thought menacing wasn’t supposed to start for another hour, the Apple weather app is so unreliable 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2340 I hear this one’s the raining champion. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2341 I'll be honest, not the type of pounding I was hoping for. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2342 That sky sure looks threatening... 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2343 I think he does not appreciate being called ‘Fluffy.’ 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2344 I forgot to pay my cloud storage fee. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2345 He doesn't like it when you call this a cheap date. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2346 We'd better get going, the weather starting to look angry 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2347 Did you fart? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2348 I'm afraid the universe is telling us we don't belong together. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2349 Cumulous clouds that wish they were Cumulonimbus clouds. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2350 Don't blow smoke up his ass. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2351 Why do I feel like something awful is about to happen? 1.2222 0.04407 90 70 20 0
2352 Really Sue, it’s like you don’t even bother to listen sometimes. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2353 I knew I shouldn't have had that bean burrito. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2354 Yes, I'd say this is definitely worse than the ants. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2355 It's time to go . . . . 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2356 Athena, I didn't know I was going to meet your dad so soon. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2357 Don't worry. I think he's more afraid of us than we are of him. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2358 Do you see orange hair on that cloud? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2359 It's a vaporized Antarctic iceberg and it's pissed. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2360 I would’ worry about it, Sally, the report said it was less than 10 percent for really nasty weather. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2361 Looks like he wants to give us a hug. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2362 Did you back up our pictures in the cloud? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2363 Ok, I finally realize that climate change is a threat 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2364 Tell me again why you're sure this is the Rapture and not just an ad for the new gym on the other side of town. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2365 You see kittens ? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2366 Global warming? More like global warning. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
2367 And I always thought it was Mother Nature. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2368 Maybe Mother Nature got tired of warning us so she sent her son! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2369 Enough with the negative vibes. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2370 Cumulonimbus think they own the sky. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2371 You said your ex was Klaus, right? 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2372 The least he can do is put on a happy face. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2373 Just ignore him and he'll evaporate. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
2374 Why so bully though? We’ve just left our houses, chill dude! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2375 If that’s what she sees in the clouds, I’ll have to rethink a second date… 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2376 Who cut the cheese? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2377 You really messed with the wrong cloud assistant 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2378 Oops...am quite uncertain about today's clouds of conversation 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2379 Go get vaccinated, you two! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2380 I don’t think they appreciated you singing “Rain, rain, go away”, dear. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2381 I swear I called him a cumulonimbus not a cumulodingus! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2382 I think I may have parked too close to his Tesla 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2383 And you’re positive the app only stated a ‘storm threat’? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2384 ...right but they said it *wasnt* airborn... 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2385 At least we're out of lockdown? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2386 After losing my job, my cat running away, and my car being stolen--I think things are finally starting to go my way. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2387 I know,I know. I should have said yes when Clooney asked me out. I know. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2388 I tried but Cloud 9 was booked. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2389 Honey,our future looks like our political parties ! 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2390 How’re you feeling about our “no-church” Sunday? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2391 I think it is going to rain? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2392 That’s funny. The forecast was for occasional benign clouds with scattered salubrious sunshine. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2393 It happens when they lose their Silver Linings. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2394 Well climate change sure has taken a turn! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2395 After the year we've had? Gonna have to do better than that. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2396 My therapist says I’ve been projecting a lot recently. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2397 They look cirrus. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2398 You can tell a lot about a person this way. Tell me what you see. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2399 I forgot to thank him for May flowers. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2400 You don't want to be right under a thunder clap. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2401 Well, I say it's a rabbit and I say to hell with it. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2402 When you’re angry at me the whole world seems angry. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2403 That's funny- I see a soft fluffy mattress. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2404 I really haven't enjoyed storms much since Pixar took over the weather.... 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2405 The clouds look very different today. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2406 For some reason, I keep thinking about my boss. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2407 Did you remember to pack the survival suits? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2408 Are we just gonna ignore that @warren_peace82 is the true winner of this caption contest once again?” “Yep Larry we are. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2409 I knew it was a bad idea to date after we got married. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2410 Hey, look, that one looks like a chicken leg doesn't it? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2411 We better leave NOW! I just pissed my pants." 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2412 ‘Well, Earl in IT did say he was going to tighten up cloud security.’ 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2413 What did you say your husband does for a living? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2414 Just my luck, Bully Clouds! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2415 El Niño weather patterns lost out this year to el Luchador clouds. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2416 Real quick. There's something I have to confess...." 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2417 The picnic gods are angry. Maybe offer up the cheescake? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2418 I hope it’s not too late to ask ... soo are you vaccinated? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2419 You didn't tell me your ex was a storm cloud! 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2420 I've been feeling much calmer since I uploaded my rage to the cloud. 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
2421 I guess they were wrong about that strong front missing us. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2422 No, I don't see it at all. By the way, have you ever seen Gaslight? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2423 I think G-D is pissed 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2424 Maybe playing the ‘Cloud Shape game’ during a depressive episode was a bad idea. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2425 Have I mentioned that I'm married? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2426 Edith, for all our sakes, will you accept climate change now? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2427 All I said was Gale seems like more of a girl's name. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2428 I guess we never saw it without a mask. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2429 Do you have any Tums? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2430 I think it wants us to leave so it can water the lawn. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2431 Why, no, I don't think it looks like your mother at all! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2432 Well, the date was going too well 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2433 Fuck 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2434 Who did you say your dad is again? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2435 Affront Cyrus and you will see his stormy side, weather you like it or not. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2436 No worries - He just found out Biden is God. He'll get over it. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2437 Do you owe them money or something? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2438 Hmm... this climate change thing is finally showing its ugly face for all to see 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2439 I've got a menacing feeling about today. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2440 I think the Russian Variant of COVID is going to have more impact than the Indian Variant... 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2441 Sometimes I can be a little paranoid but surely those clouds are ominous. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2442 I'm sure your mother is looking down on you. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2443 Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2444 I think it’s kicking in 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2445 Even though we haven't heard thunder roar, I vote we go indoors. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2446 It’s one of the downsides of being a weatherman. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2447 No mask. Do you think it’s vaccinated? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2448 Feel me now? 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2449 I always feel so beaten up on cloudy days 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2450 No, Hon. I don’t think I see an angry uterus in the sky… 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2451 As the people emerged from quarantine, the skies fight back the increased emissions. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2452 The clouds were angry that day, but not as angry as Stephanie, who regretted agreeing to this terrible park date with generic conversation and a stale baguette 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2453 Your father still doesn’t like me and he’s been gone for years. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2454 You wanna go somewhere else? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2455 I thought they said chance of precipitation, not agitation. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2456 My guess is he needs to see some cleavage. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2457 Exactly why I store my data on a thumb drive. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2458 Let's try another spot. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2459 An umbrella would have been nicer than bread, Steve 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2460 Let's get ready to Rrruuummmbbbllle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2461 What it lacks in might, it makes up for in face and hands. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2462 Really? You see a relationship metaphor? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2463 The weather report mentioned a possible scowl. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2464 I'm glad you saw the resemblance. I also think it looks like your mother. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2465 Now she's really going to wish she'd swiped left. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2466 The weatherman must have really messed up this time. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2467 Evaporation gone wrong." 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2468 I think I’ll use my backup drive from now on. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2469 I said I'm sorry I forgot the wine. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2470 ``It's the air of impending doom.'' 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2471 Every cloud,my ass! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2472 I dunno. It seems more bullying than threatening. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2473 May gray is nothing compared to June gloom 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2474 Even the clouds are showing signs of post-quarantine social anxiety! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2475 Looks like climate change is getting Tough. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2476 If I spend enough time looking at the sky, I see your mother's face. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2477 It may be pareidolia, but if it asks for cheesecake, just give it some! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2478 Is there something in your past you haven't told me? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2479 The weatherman warned us the skies would be angry. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2480 His new tweets are all stuck in the Cloud. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2481 I say let him use Twitter. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2482 Was your father always so overprotective? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2483 Climate change! It’s worst than I thought. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2484 I shouldn't have sent that Bill Gates expose to the cloud! 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2485 CO2 is back! Masks over humans! 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2486 Geez...when you said you felt connected to nature I didn’t realize.... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2487 Remember when you said your mother’s files were safe in the cloud? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2488 No idea. Did the Knicks lose again? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2489 It kind of looks like your ex-husband. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2490 I see my mom and my sisters…what do you see? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2491 Oh great ! Now I need my mask ! 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2492 I wish I didn't see No. 45 everywhere we go. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2493 Honey,I forgot my thunderpants again. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2494 We have plenty of time - it's only threatening rain. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2495 Honestly, I checked the forecast and there was only a 10% chance of Armegeddon. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2496 I thought you said you weren't in a cirrus relationship! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2497 This one looks like your mother. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2498 When it's gone by you'll see the silver lining. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2499 There may be a storm brewing but at least the ants stayed away. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2500 It's saying, "Why aren't we doing more about global warming." 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2501 That cloud looks like my mother-in-law 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2502 Don’t look, but I think that cloud is looking at me funny. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2503 Uhmm excuse me? Ma’am. Over here. I wasn’t done talking 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2504 oh honey,try to be more optimistic. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2505 Ever feel like your parents are looking down from above in disappointment? 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2506 I had no idea your father would be coming. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2507 Wow! Those are some mean looking clouds. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2508 Bob, If this was your idea of getting me wet I should've just stayed home 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2509 so John, since this is our last day on Earth, here's what I didn't tell you about my fight with your mother yesterday" 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2510 Sometimes a cloud is just a cloud. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2511 I guess he is a vengeful God. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2512 And we were worried about ants! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2513 All I see is Mother. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2514 I thought the rain here in Spain staid mainly in the plain? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2515 Well, I’m assuming they became accustomed to watering the grass with us all in quarantine, but now we’re back outside. Muddying up their landscape. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2516 Menacing clouds have certainly upped their game. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2517 Hmmm, less rabbit, more Danny Trejo 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2518 No YOU get your head out of the clouds. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2519 Remember when clouds were just a ducky and a horsey? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2520 I know climate change is making storms stronger but this seems excessive. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2521 We mustn’t panic. It’s just pariedolia, not an angry deity 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2522 Passing question, but the last time you read Revelation was recent? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2523 Hey, it's hard to perform under pressure. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2524 Must your mother follow us everywhere? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2525 It looks like we have a much bigger problem, then just ants. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2526 If you turn it upside down it looks like Santa Claus 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2527 Next time, serve decaf. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2528 I think I've overloaded my cloud storage. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2529 Oh, dear, when you were talking about how good this picnic is going to be, I didn't expect to actually be blown away 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2530 Okay okay, take it easy guys, I'll tell her! *sigh* Katherine, for about four years in the 20's, I was... VP of marketing for Exxon Mobil. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2531 I’ve heard of fighting climate change, but this is ridiculous. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2532 The climate is going through a lot too. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2533 Yes, I am married. What gave it away? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2534 I think he's saying, 'Me want woman with nice legs'. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2535 I realize it's a front and that's my concern. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2536 Don’t you love the New Jersey skyline? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2537 I think my backup got corrupted 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2538 I believe it is a cumulus furious. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2539 I see a fluffy baby lamb. According to my professor that means that I am a loving, nurturing person. What do you see? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2540 Why'd ya have to go makin' the clouds angry, sunshine? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2541 You know Helen, I'm seriously starting to think about quitting my position as weatherman. I love the perks, but I can't seem to leave work at the office. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2542 Okay, I miss the masking. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2543 Apparently, we're under a cloud of suspicion! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2544 Looks like “Mother Nature”might be transitioning. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2545 We were on a break 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
2546 I wish we‘d planned for inclement weather 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2547 I'm starting to think this global warming thing is real. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
2548 Darling I can’t tell if God is still mad about the abortion or the fact that I’m gay. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2549 When an angry cloud nears and you tremble in fear, That's Amore. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2550 I never expected the threat of climate change to be so... threatening. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2551 A bunny? YOU SEE A BUNNY?????!!!! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2552 You think this is their blanket? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2553 ¨I think I might delete Cloud Security¨ 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2554 do you ever get the feeling Mother Nature is pissed? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2555 That doesn’t look like a Category “A” storm! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2556 You told me he was cool with us hanging out 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2557 I think we’ve been inside too long. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2558 I was just trying to have a little fun by saying that that other cloud looked like a fat cow, Tonya. I had no way knowing this would happen! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2559 Is everything OK? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2560 Do you get the feeling we're being watched. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2561 The climate really does seem to be changing. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2562 Remember when we would just look for animals. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2563 I should just tell you now, I left the windows down. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2564 Maybe we should pack up soon, the weather's getting bad. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2565 “Don’t worry, he’s just full of hot air” 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2566 I see unicorns and butterflies...what do you see? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2567 'You must be a really bad person! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2568 That must be your god.. its not mine.... 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2569 Yes, we were best friends, but can't he move on for god’s sake? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2570 I believe they’re Quinonlimbus, so we can probably expect a passing shower of conspiracy. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2571 Is this your mother's way of saying she wants me to convert? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2572 Yes, I think it's safe to say that I believe in karma. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2573 It's the ghost of cigarettes past. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2574 I've never seen a storm so ready to rumble 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2575 Frustrated watching the kids, kiss her already or I'll rain on your parade! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2576 I made a long list of all my regrets and stored them in the cloud. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2577 It’s time we become consistent about our recycling. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2578 I can’t shake the feeling that there’s something brutal on the horizon. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2579 You’ve heard of i-cloud? This is WWE-cloud. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2580 Oh I don’t know, it depends upon how you look at it. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2581 Really?; you’ve never heard the term Thunderstruck? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2582 I didn’t think a cloud of uncertainty would threaten our relationship. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2583 I didn’t know you smote. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2584 You're right, of course. She's assertive, not threatening. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
2585 I think I forgot to encrypt the pictures I stored in the cloud 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2586 Technically it may only be partly cloudy, but I still think it looks threatening. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2587 I think Bob Ross may have had an evil twin. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2588 Have you discussed this with your therapist? ...I'm seeing puppies. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2589 Oh, um, sorry. My ex-girlfriend is the TV Weather Lady. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2590 Never thought climate change would look like this. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2591 Methinks it is like a weasel. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2592 It's been a rough year for everyone. I think I finally understand, "He's back. And this time...he's mad!" 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2593 I cut them in line and bought the last baguette. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2594 Is this a bad time to bring up the idea of a pre-nuptial agreement? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2595 This is not Bob Rosses’ happy little cloud. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2596 Look honey...it's the comingforus clouds..." 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2597 Did you forget to turn the lights off in our apartment again? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2598 Finally, safe in public without a mask! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2599 Honey, I told you, our clothes dryer vents too much hot moist air! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2600 They were calling for partly sunny with intermittent rage. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2601 I told you we should meet somewhere privately 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2602 You know, up until now, I always thought the rain clouds with angry faces on the weather forecast were just being facetious 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2603 Some serious shade incoming. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2604 I'm just saying it looks a bit ominous. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2605 Honestly, I never imagined that authorities enforcements for mask wearing would go so far. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2606 Ever feel like you are being watched? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2607 Did I mention, I fight for climate change? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2608 See what I mean? The weatherman didn’t say anything about this. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2609 This wasn't what you had in mind for a steamy date? 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2610 Is it violently hurtling towards us or is it just misunderstood? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2611 Honey, your Pareidolia is becoming a little too real. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2612 I know, the weather’s been a little weird lately. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2613 That's security reminding me to update cloud password! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2614 I’ve heard of angry birds, but not angry clouds. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2615 Worst fireworks ever 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2616 So, how long will your mother stay? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2617 The Sky was angry that day, my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup in a Deli. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2618 I'm leaving you. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2619 Oh great...the first week we don't need to wear masks and now this! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2620 You can't fight the weather. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2621 Little cloud syndrome. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2622 I knew it wasn’t safe yet....should have did this through Zoom. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2623 Hey,who you calling Nimbus? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2624 Your Ex seems a bit ominous 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2625 Looks like the kids are texting us, again. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2626 Don't worry about it. That's just Trump being Trump after he lost. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2627 We forgot to invite them to our picnic and they're NOT happy." 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2628 That big one in the center looks a bit like your mother. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2629 How big a Joni Mitchell fan are you? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2630 I miss the days when only the ants came to every picnic. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2631 Think the earth liked it better when we were indoors 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2632 Did the forecast say cloudy with a chance of whoop-ass or was that my imagination? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2633 Oh shit it’s my Ex 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2634 I may be mistaken, but I think this Climate Change thing is real. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2635 I though I would get used to England... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2636 Wait til we get to the clown portion of the song. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2637 My therapist said I don't really have a black cloud hanging over my head, but I think that only made it more angry! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2638 John Cena’s apology only made things worse. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2639 Hangry Cloud Cover 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2640 I can't promise you clear skies for the rest of our lives, but you can count on me to bring the cheese and bread that will get us through the tough times. @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2641 Ominous. 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2642 Looks like some thunderstorms are threatening us. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2643 According to my weather app, it's only supposed to be partly homicidal. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2644 Oh, I thought it was a kitty cat. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2645 He has problems raining when I store too many photos. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2646 I didn't think that 'oppressive humidity' was going to be so literal. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2647 I don't care if nature is out to get me, I'm not staying indoors anymore. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2648 I didn't know The Hulk was part of the Trinity. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2649 Now they're looking at us from both sides. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2650 I’m so glad things are finally getting back to normal. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2651 It's ok honey, we'll just explain to him our Tesla is backordered 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2652 I'm really enjoying their theatre interpretation of having The Tempest as an actual character in the play 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2653 We all knew the world would end one day, I just didn't think it would be destroyed by something so fluffy... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2654 They said it wasn’t that strong but something tells me I shouldn’t have eaten the other half ! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2655 Remind me, who was your last boyfriend? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2656 It's more than a thundercloud. It wants me to pull its finger. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2657 Do you think they work out? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2658 Honey, when I said ‘English picnic’ I just meant an english picnic blanket and not their weather! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2659 Honey, what did you put in this cheese!? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2660 Great, just great! This couldn’t happen during lock down. It had to wait til the city opened back up. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2661 Sorry - I'm just not seeing it. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2662 Global warming has taken a turn for the worse. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2663 Let’s see if he looks the same upside down. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2664 Apparently it’s cloud 10. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2665 So much for rising above the clouds of ignorance, narrowness and selfishness - that's not going to happen these days. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2666 I don’t see any silver lining. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2667 Tom, look what you’ve done. I told you Mother only goes by Ms. Nature now! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2668 It looks like the reopening was a tad too early. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2669 ohh , that one looks like a politician " 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2670 What do you think...is that dude from the future or the past? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2671 See, I told you not to take the entire tab. This stuff is stronger than we thought! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2672 Maybe if we cure climate change they'll look like bunnies again. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2673 Honey, I think the apocalypse might disrupt our brunch plans. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2674 Everywhere I go, I feel a cloud hanging over me. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2675 Ready for a climate crisis? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2676 I Guess Bob Ross was wrong. Not every cloud is a happy little accident. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2677 We're fine. The report said, 'cloudy with an empty threat of rain.' 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2678 Maybe we should be wearing the masks. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2679 I don’t think masks are going to help with this one. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2680 I feel a turbulent data breach coming on. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2681 I see Fluffy, the Boo-Boo Bear. What do you see? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2682 Even the Holy Ghost scares me these days. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2683 TBH...I'm still figuring out this psychedelic microdosing thing. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2684 No, we still have that last Flonase--but where'd the psilocybin go? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2685 They’re predicting pain. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2686 If you ARE a witch, an't you change this to Cloud 9? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2687 I should tell you, he's perfectly justified to be angry. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2688 I still just see marshmallows. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2689 But we can't do this at six feet apart. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2690 Honey, he's just like you... When he gets really angry, he starts crying. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2691 Maybe they're just putting on a front. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2692 Angry sky. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2693 Stormiest production of Lear ever! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2694 We've truly seen both sides now. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2695 Those guys look like they're pretty cirrus. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2696 It's not the angry god of your fathers'—just a cloudburst. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2697 Oh dear, looks like it's threatening to rain. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2698 My Rorschach tests are surprisingly serene 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2699 'Is doom trolling us' ' 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2700 A couple of clouds 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2701 Humans, humans, go away come again another day 1.2105 0.06574 76 66 4 6
2702 Either way, it’s just nice to see society reopening 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2703 nature is on revenge 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2704 No one told that angry cloud that we no longer have to stay six feet apart. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2705 Oh, hail no! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2706 you always said your ex had his head in the clouds 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2707 I believe those are called Cirrious clouds. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2708 So your father is the weather man? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2709 They should seed the clouds with Zoloft, next time. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2710 I'm not sure what reminded me it's your father's birthday 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2711 …and that one is called a cirrious cloud. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2712 It'll pass. It's on-acid rain. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2713 I guess nature’s not ready to be social again. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2714 Do you think it’s our fault? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2715 I guess the UFO S' are finally showing what they think of us! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2716 Angry Clouds. It's ap. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2717 The sky looks kinda threatening 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2718 I just see a turkey leg. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2719 Those aren't exactly Bob Ross type clouds... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2720 At this point, I'm just not sure I care. How about you? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2721 We must have done something wrong. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2722 Really? That’s what you see? I see a long awaited voice of truth for a disenfranchised majority of freedom loving American patriots. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2723 Do you think bleach will kill it? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2724 They just don’t like couples weekend 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2725 This looks like a cirrus problem. 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
2726 He's saying ... "I'm not just cloudy , I'm feeling rowdy" 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2727 I told you to bring the umbrella, Dave. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2728 I didn’t believe them when they said, “Cloudy with a chance of global warnings”. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2729 I'm starting to think they might be on to something with all that climate change talk.. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2730 It’ll blow over. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2731 That reminds me, I have something to tell you! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2732 Sorry, I thought the concert was Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons”! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2733 Unfortunately, there are no vaccines against bad weather 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2734 Ahh ... do I remember you telling me that your last romantic fling was with a guy named "Zeus"? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2735 Look,honey: a pathetic fallacy. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2736 ‘I’m allergic to Brie.” 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2737 But honey remember, there's always a silver lining. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2738 Are you sure that one has a silver lining? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2739 Climate change has happened. Before, if you said you wished the clouds would go away, they'd just turn grey or hang low in silence. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2740 Vaccinated? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2741 They say ‘The gas you pass never really leaves you’ “ 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2742 Don’t worry, it’s just a face in a cloud. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2743 They’re coming to collect the condensation I owe... 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2744 So exactly where did you get the silver lining for this picnic blanket? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2745 When I said I wanted to take you to cloud nine, that's not what I had in mind. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2746 No honey, it's not my head in the clouds 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2747 Perhaps it's tired of just being thought of as a place to store data.</