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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-05-24T00:02:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-06-07T00:04:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-06-01T00:03:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 7, 2021 |
Number of captions | 9335 |
Number of responses | 774284 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | And just when I finally got comfortable in my own skin, she repainted the bedroom. | 1.9387 | 0.01475 | 3068 | 1124 | 1008 | 936 |
1 | I’m referring you to another therapist. I’m afraid I can’t see you any longer. | 1.8980 | 0.01319 | 3745 | 1430 | 1267 | 1048 |
2 | Patient failed to show for yet another session… | 1.8871 | 0.01644 | 2462 | 973 | 794 | 695 |
3 | If you’re still here, your time is up. | 1.8821 | 0.01511 | 2944 | 1183 | 925 | 836 |
4 | Why am I always the one who needs to change? | 1.8755 | 0.02059 | 1478 | 566 | 530 | 382 |
5 | It’s like she doesn’t even know I’m there. I may as well be part of the furniture. | 1.8642 | 0.01817 | 1855 | 711 | 685 | 459 |
6 | I prefer the old couch.It looked better on me | 1.8545 | 0.01829 | 1904 | 765 | 651 | 488 |
7 | Adapts well to changing environments. | 1.8534 | 0.02137 | 1351 | 530 | 489 | 332 |
8 | Yes, that’s impressive, but I’m talking about changing who you are on the inside. | 1.8525 | 0.01544 | 2780 | 1156 | 878 | 746 |
9 | You really shouldn’t let your background define you. | 1.8490 | 0.01823 | 1920 | 779 | 652 | 489 |
10 | So you think it's a reptile dysfunction? | 1.8487 | 0.02259 | 1355 | 586 | 388 | 381 |
11 | No, wait! I can change! | 1.8479 | 0.01529 | 2761 | 1133 | 915 | 713 |
12 | And my father was almost never around... I think. | 1.8459 | 0.01802 | 2018 | 840 | 649 | 529 |
13 | Growing up all I ever heard was 'Just blend in'. | 1.8429 | 0.02320 | 1076 | 409 | 427 | 240 |
14 | It's like, why's it always me that has to change? | 1.8407 | 0.01689 | 2210 | 900 | 762 | 548 |
15 | Hmm. I'm beginning to see a pattern. | 1.8397 | 0.01699 | 2352 | 1017 | 695 | 640 |
16 | This seems to be a recurring pattern with you. | 1.8361 | 0.01718 | 2014 | 790 | 764 | 460 |
17 | I'd like, just once, to stand out in a crowd. | 1.8318 | 0.02128 | 1320 | 524 | 494 | 302 |
18 | So tell me a little bit about your background. | 1.8317 | 0.01945 | 1598 | 640 | 587 | 371 |
19 | On the plus side, you seem to have no trouble fitting in | 1.8296 | 0.01703 | 1983 | 768 | 785 | 430 |
20 | I see you've been struggling with a reptile dysfunction | 1.8278 | 0.01888 | 1940 | 866 | 542 | 532 |
21 | I'm sorry, but change has to come from the inside. | 1.8251 | 0.02828 | 766 | 313 | 274 | 179 |
22 | But all I do is CHANGE! | 1.8171 | 0.02320 | 1143 | 475 | 402 | 266 |
23 | I told her I would never change, but we knew it was a lie. | 1.8166 | 0.02460 | 1003 | 413 | 361 | 229 |
24 | Patient keeps repeating old patterns. | 1.8160 | 0.01979 | 1565 | 650 | 553 | 362 |
25 | I'm just so tired of trying to blend in. | 1.8110 | 0.02021 | 1471 | 607 | 535 | 329 |
26 | Let's start with your background. | 1.8106 | 0.02122 | 1452 | 638 | 451 | 363 |
27 | Falling back into old patterns, I see. | 1.8053 | 0.02552 | 914 | 378 | 336 | 200 |
28 | First, you have to NOT want to change. | 1.8019 | 0.02289 | 1282 | 590 | 359 | 333 |
29 | I’d like to begin with your background. | 1.8018 | 0.02218 | 1256 | 537 | 431 | 288 |
30 | It's like they don't even see me. | 1.7983 | 0.02195 | 1200 | 492 | 458 | 250 |
31 | I'm starting to notice a pattern. | 1.7956 | 0.02616 | 866 | 363 | 317 | 186 |
32 | Do you start billing when I come in the room, or when you notice that I'm here? | 1.7912 | 0.02387 | 1097 | 481 | 364 | 252 |
33 | I'm beginning to see a pattern here. | 1.7905 | 0.02337 | 1098 | 468 | 392 | 238 |
34 | At least I'd never wear a plaid coat with striped trousers. | 1.7893 | 0.02509 | 1068 | 495 | 303 | 270 |
35 | Patient failed to show up...again. | 1.7891 | 0.02426 | 1067 | 471 | 350 | 246 |
36 | ...and how long have you been experiencing this reptile dysfunction? | 1.7872 | 0.02478 | 1076 | 494 | 317 | 265 |
37 | I'm afraid I've become a product of my environment. | 1.7864 | 0.02389 | 1030 | 436 | 378 | 216 |
38 | Would you say this behavior is becoming a pattern? | 1.7851 | 0.02482 | 1005 | 442 | 337 | 226 |
39 | I'm afraid, Mr. Chameleon, I can't see you any longer. | 1.7833 | 0.02475 | 992 | 432 | 343 | 217 |
40 | So let’s talk about this constant need for change, shall we? | 1.7821 | 0.03125 | 615 | 266 | 217 | 132 |
41 | You say your parents just disappeared? | 1.7817 | 0.02502 | 971 | 424 | 335 | 212 |
42 | I’m detecting a pattern. | 1.7800 | 0.03178 | 600 | 262 | 208 | 130 |
43 | So, a bow tie with stripes and plaid, and I'm the one who needs analysis? | 1.7769 | 0.02652 | 910 | 415 | 283 | 212 |
44 | Sometimes people talk about me like I'm not even there. | 1.7762 | 0.03422 | 478 | 199 | 187 | 92 |
45 | I see you’re writing ‘hides from problems’ but I can explain | 1.7736 | 0.03824 | 424 | 190 | 140 | 94 |
46 | It's like no-one sees the real me. | 1.7734 | 0.03765 | 428 | 189 | 147 | 92 |
47 | I'm seeing a pattern here. | 1.7711 | 0.03122 | 581 | 246 | 222 | 113 |
48 | Note: After 10 sessions, patient still unwilling to show me his true colors. | 1.7709 | 0.02686 | 838 | 371 | 288 | 179 |
49 | Once again, patient fails to appear for his appointment. | 1.7704 | 0.02724 | 832 | 374 | 275 | 183 |
50 | Hold still, there's a fly in your lap. | 1.7695 | 0.02765 | 820 | 373 | 263 | 184 |
51 | I'm just having trouble finding myself, Doc. | 1.7690 | 0.02664 | 831 | 363 | 297 | 171 |
52 | In our last session you seemed blue. Has anything changed? | 1.7679 | 0.02607 | 853 | 369 | 313 | 171 |
53 | Sometimes I look in the mirror and I don't even recognize myself. | 1.7659 | 0.02649 | 803 | 342 | 307 | 154 |
54 | I think we're seeing a pattern, here. | 1.7651 | 0.03212 | 545 | 232 | 209 | 104 |
55 | Patient is uncomfortable in his own skin despite fitting in everywhere. | 1.7626 | 0.03201 | 577 | 255 | 204 | 118 |
56 | I don't know, I just always seem to fade into the background... | 1.7607 | 0.02857 | 748 | 339 | 249 | 160 |
57 | I often tell my clients that change comes from within, but I sense that's not the case with you. | 1.7588 | 0.02743 | 742 | 318 | 285 | 139 |
58 | But it IS my parents’ fault that I’m like this. | 1.7583 | 0.02821 | 724 | 317 | 265 | 142 |
59 | Doc,I'm worried my behavior is becoming a pattern. | 1.7569 | 0.02916 | 724 | 332 | 236 | 156 |
60 | I know I can change, doctor. | 1.7565 | 0.02780 | 727 | 314 | 276 | 137 |
61 | I just feel like no one really sees me. | 1.7550 | 0.02858 | 706 | 311 | 257 | 138 |
62 | And that’s when I told her, “baby, I can change | 1.7525 | 0.02913 | 691 | 309 | 244 | 138 |
63 | I see you falling into the same pattern every week. | 1.7511 | 0.03011 | 663 | 302 | 224 | 137 |
64 | Forget everything around you. What color do YOU want to be? | 1.7511 | 0.03077 | 667 | 314 | 205 | 148 |
65 | So both parents were cold blooded? How does that make you feel? | 1.7511 | 0.02944 | 683 | 308 | 237 | 138 |
66 | How long have you suffered from reptile dysfunction? | 1.7511 | 0.03180 | 687 | 345 | 168 | 174 |
67 | I blend in but I don’t fit in. | 1.7472 | 0.03584 | 439 | 193 | 164 | 82 |
68 | So, tell me about your need to fit in everywhere. | 1.7471 | 0.03036 | 613 | 270 | 228 | 115 |
69 | What makes you think no one notices you? | 1.7453 | 0.02965 | 640 | 282 | 239 | 119 |
70 | I'm feeling a bit blue today, but it could just be the couch. | 1.7453 | 0.03143 | 632 | 298 | 197 | 137 |
71 | So, you’re saying you didn’t miss your last two appointments. | 1.7433 | 0.03204 | 635 | 309 | 180 | 146 |
72 | No, doc, change is the one thing that ISN’T hard! | 1.7428 | 0.03065 | 622 | 282 | 218 | 122 |
73 | Yes, I've seen this pattern before. | 1.7423 | 0.03120 | 617 | 285 | 206 | 126 |
74 | On the plus side, you seem to have the ability to adapt to your surroundings. | 1.7401 | 0.03110 | 604 | 275 | 211 | 118 |
75 | Of course I tried blending in. | 1.7396 | 0.03025 | 603 | 265 | 230 | 108 |
76 | Patient says people treat her like part of the furniture | 1.7371 | 0.03928 | 369 | 166 | 134 | 69 |
77 | I just feel like no one can see the real me. | 1.7370 | 0.03144 | 597 | 275 | 204 | 118 |
78 | I just want to feel seen, you know? | 1.7368 | 0.04576 | 266 | 118 | 100 | 48 |
79 | And how long ago would you say you developed this pattern? | 1.7350 | 0.03089 | 585 | 261 | 218 | 106 |
80 | They only said I had to see my therapist, not that you had to see me. | 1.7336 | 0.03354 | 518 | 238 | 180 | 100 |
81 | Note: patient has constant need to “blend in”. | 1.7330 | 0.03185 | 558 | 252 | 203 | 103 |
82 | A plaid jacket and striped pants? I could never pull that off. | 1.7327 | 0.03373 | 565 | 277 | 162 | 126 |
83 | Yes, sometimes I'm a little blue. Or red. Or green. Maybe orange. | 1.7316 | 0.04078 | 339 | 153 | 124 | 62 |
84 | Doc, I just feel like no one really sees the real me | 1.7296 | 0.03423 | 466 | 207 | 178 | 81 |
85 | I’m having trouble finding myself. | 1.7292 | 0.03269 | 554 | 259 | 186 | 109 |
86 | Relax and share? Oh, I thought you said match the chair. | 1.7291 | 0.03447 | 539 | 265 | 155 | 119 |
87 | I can’t shake the feeling that wherever I go I just blend in... | 1.7291 | 0.03984 | 347 | 155 | 131 | 61 |
88 | “what makes you feel he treats you like you are part of the furniture?” | 1.7285 | 0.03267 | 523 | 236 | 193 | 94 |
89 | And why is it that you think no one notices you? | 1.7284 | 0.03070 | 578 | 257 | 221 | 100 |
90 | And why do you think no one seems to notice you? | 1.7273 | 0.03295 | 539 | 251 | 184 | 104 |
91 | Patient states he has trouble being seen. I think this is a pattern | 1.7261 | 0.03359 | 533 | 253 | 173 | 107 |
92 | Patient has yet to show up to an appointment. | 1.7253 | 0.03544 | 517 | 258 | 143 | 116 |
93 | I wonder when he'll notice I'm here for my appointment? | 1.7253 | 0.03499 | 506 | 245 | 155 | 106 |
94 | The sad irony is that I don’t like change. | 1.7250 | 0.03602 | 509 | 257 | 135 | 117 |
95 | I worry the changes you're making are only skin deep. | 1.7239 | 0.03461 | 507 | 243 | 161 | 103 |
96 | OK, SO NOW I'M GETTING ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO WEARS STRIPES WITH CHECK? | 1.7231 | 0.03559 | 502 | 248 | 145 | 109 |
97 | I’m beginning to see a pattern in your behavior. | 1.7230 | 0.03717 | 379 | 166 | 152 | 61 |
98 | Tell me about this constant desire to fit in. | 1.7227 | 0.03446 | 512 | 246 | 162 | 104 |
99 | No one takes me seriously, Doc. Wherever I go, it’s like I’m not even there. | 1.7213 | 0.03214 | 531 | 240 | 199 | 92 |
100 | I know, deep down, that I can change. | 1.7176 | 0.03450 | 471 | 217 | 170 | 84 |
101 | So when she called you cold-blooded, how did that make you feel? | 1.7175 | 0.03443 | 485 | 227 | 168 | 90 |
102 | I just feel a need to blend in | 1.7171 | 0.03475 | 456 | 208 | 169 | 79 |
103 | Patient failed to appear for appointment. | 1.7166 | 0.03566 | 487 | 239 | 147 | 101 |
104 | Do you think there's a pattern to my behavior? | 1.7143 | 0.03471 | 455 | 208 | 169 | 78 |
105 | It's like he doesn't even know I'm here. | 1.7140 | 0.03468 | 451 | 205 | 170 | 76 |
106 | Can you think of any reasons why people might not notice you? | 1.7137 | 0.03516 | 461 | 216 | 161 | 84 |
107 | I'd be less edgy if you went back to the plain leather couch. | 1.7129 | 0.03676 | 418 | 195 | 148 | 75 |
108 | My mother was cold-blooded. | 1.7109 | 0.03663 | 467 | 233 | 136 | 98 |
109 | Tell me more about your compulsion to adapt to any situation. | 1.7094 | 0.03621 | 413 | 189 | 155 | 69 |
110 | Do you think maybe you try too hard to fit in? | 1.7080 | 0.03653 | 435 | 208 | 146 | 81 |
111 | True, Doc. But on the other hand, you're wearing a plaid jacket and striped pants. | 1.7077 | 0.03637 | 431 | 204 | 149 | 78 |
112 | Tell me again why you think no one notices you. | 1.7076 | 0.03394 | 448 | 200 | 179 | 69 |
113 | It appears you go to extreme lengths to fit in. | 1.7075 | 0.03625 | 424 | 198 | 152 | 74 |
114 | I'm afraid I can no longer see you as my patient. | 1.7070 | 0.03689 | 430 | 207 | 142 | 81 |
115 | I’m sorry, I meant pattern of behavior. | 1.7066 | 0.03658 | 426 | 202 | 147 | 77 |
116 | I don't know Doc,sometimes I just feel invisible. | 1.7052 | 0.03659 | 424 | 201 | 147 | 76 |
117 | So when did you first start feeling that you were going unnoticed | 1.7043 | 0.03718 | 416 | 199 | 141 | 76 |
118 | Patient is willing to change. | 1.7041 | 0.03696 | 419 | 200 | 143 | 76 |
119 | Patient once again failed to show up to appointment | 1.7041 | 0.03921 | 419 | 215 | 113 | 91 |
120 | It’s been six months, doc, and I know it’s obsessive, but I can’t stop fantasizing about that fly on Mike Pence’s head. | 1.7027 | 0.04005 | 407 | 211 | 106 | 90 |
121 | She barely notices me, doc, like I'm just part of the furniture. | 1.7026 | 0.03472 | 417 | 200 | 147 | 70 |
122 | You're acting as if I'm not even here | 1.7026 | 0.03803 | 343 | 151 | 143 | 49 |
123 | Doc, sometimes I look in the mirror and I don’t recognize myself. | 1.7021 | 0.03640 | 423 | 200 | 149 | 74 |
124 | I don't want to be confrontational, but she's redecorating...in paisley. No one looks good in paisley. | 1.7016 | 0.03703 | 429 | 209 | 139 | 81 |
125 | So, you say your husband treats you like part of the furniture | 1.7014 | 0.03843 | 422 | 213 | 122 | 87 |
126 | Patient never showed up. | 1.7005 | 0.03909 | 404 | 203 | 119 | 82 |
127 | I can’t even recognize myself anymore | 1.7000 | 0.03636 | 350 | 149 | 157 | 44 |
128 | How long have you felt invisible? | 1.6998 | 0.03549 | 423 | 195 | 160 | 68 |
129 | In this case, I think Darwin may be more relevant than Freud. | 1.6998 | 0.03773 | 403 | 194 | 136 | 73 |
130 | Sure my dad was in the picture—not that I ever saw him. | 1.6987 | 0.03936 | 395 | 198 | 118 | 79 |
131 | I just wish I could stand out more. | 1.6985 | 0.03713 | 398 | 187 | 144 | 67 |
132 | Can you see a pattern? | 1.6978 | 0.03656 | 417 | 198 | 147 | 72 |
133 | Nobody notices me. | 1.6972 | 0.03804 | 393 | 189 | 134 | 70 |
134 | My parents were never around, or at least hard to find. | 1.6958 | 0.03761 | 401 | 193 | 137 | 71 |
135 | This is very stressful - don't you have a couch with no pattern? | 1.6952 | 0.03725 | 397 | 188 | 142 | 67 |
136 | I find myself repeating the same patterns. | 1.6950 | 0.03524 | 423 | 195 | 162 | 66 |
137 | Listen, I want to help, but this is only going to work if you show your true colors. | 1.6950 | 0.03819 | 400 | 196 | 130 | 74 |
138 | I feel like nobody ever sees the real me. | 1.6943 | 0.03722 | 386 | 180 | 144 | 62 |
139 | when did it occur to you that no one notices you at parties? | 1.6943 | 0.03722 | 386 | 180 | 144 | 62 |
140 | So, she left you for this lounge lizard… | 1.6933 | 0.03994 | 375 | 187 | 116 | 72 |
141 | Some times it feels like people barely even notice me. | 1.6919 | 0.03985 | 344 | 163 | 124 | 57 |
142 | So you feel that no one sees the real you? | 1.6917 | 0.03668 | 412 | 197 | 145 | 70 |
143 | So what I hear you saying is that no one sees you for you? | 1.6912 | 0.03904 | 353 | 166 | 130 | 57 |
144 | I'm probably someone who tends to hide from my problems. It's just my nature. | 1.6907 | 0.03603 | 375 | 167 | 157 | 51 |
145 | Now do you see a pattern? | 1.6904 | 0.03899 | 365 | 175 | 128 | 62 |
146 | My ex walked past me yesterday like she didn’t even see me | 1.6903 | 0.03929 | 381 | 189 | 121 | 71 |
147 | That's not unusual. I wear these glasses and bowtie to blend in with other psychiatrists. | 1.6898 | 0.04051 | 361 | 180 | 113 | 68 |
148 | These sessions only work if you show your true colors. | 1.6892 | 0.03952 | 370 | 182 | 121 | 67 |
149 | That jacket,those pants? Clash, clash, clash. | 1.6889 | 0.03984 | 360 | 176 | 120 | 64 |
150 | So, talk to me about this constant desire to fit in. | 1.6889 | 0.03886 | 360 | 171 | 130 | 59 |
151 | First, you've got to want to change. | 1.6884 | 0.03810 | 398 | 196 | 130 | 72 |
152 | Adapting to my surroundings has only made me feel more invisible. | 1.6880 | 0.03916 | 359 | 172 | 127 | 60 |
153 | Flowers are O.K., it's plaids that give me panic attacks | 1.6880 | 0.03975 | 359 | 175 | 121 | 63 |
154 | You see? I can change! | 1.6865 | 0.03843 | 370 | 177 | 132 | 61 |
155 | Stripes and plaid? I could never carry that off. | 1.6861 | 0.03968 | 360 | 176 | 121 | 63 |
156 | Nobody sees me for who I am. | 1.6844 | 0.03933 | 339 | 159 | 128 | 52 |
157 | I'm not going to recover the sofa just because you don't like that print on you. | 1.6839 | 0.04163 | 348 | 177 | 104 | 67 |
158 | Are there any other patterns that emerge? | 1.6838 | 0.04074 | 351 | 175 | 112 | 64 |
159 | Yes, yes...I do see a pattern here. | 1.6835 | 0.03818 | 357 | 167 | 136 | 54 |
160 | Could you hold me? I’ve always wanted to be plaid. | 1.6835 | 0.03859 | 357 | 194 | 92 | 71 |
161 | I just feel like no one can see my true colors. | 1.6830 | 0.04113 | 347 | 174 | 109 | 64 |
162 | I know you completely changed in the first five seconds, but you still have to pay for the full hour. | 1.6829 | 0.04144 | 350 | 178 | 105 | 67 |
163 | Do you always try to blend in? | 1.6826 | 0.03909 | 356 | 171 | 127 | 58 |
164 | I'm starting to see a pattern here | 1.6808 | 0.04069 | 354 | 178 | 111 | 65 |
165 | It’s like no one even sees me | 1.6808 | 0.03929 | 354 | 171 | 125 | 58 |
166 | Just once, I’d like to stand out. | 1.6805 | 0.04206 | 338 | 172 | 102 | 64 |
167 | Hey, did you hear me? I said sometimes I feel invisible... | 1.6805 | 0.03992 | 338 | 162 | 122 | 54 |
168 | So, when was the first time you felt the need to blend in?” | 1.6804 | 0.04092 | 341 | 169 | 112 | 60 |
169 | Client no-show, again." | 1.6801 | 0.03877 | 347 | 181 | 103 | 63 |
170 | We keep coming back to the same underlying issue-that real change comes from within. | 1.6793 | 0.03990 | 343 | 166 | 121 | 56 |
171 | Sometimes I think, "what if I WANTED to stand out?" | 1.6791 | 0.04139 | 349 | 178 | 105 | 66 |
172 | Can we switch places? I look much better in leather. | 1.6778 | 0.04060 | 329 | 159 | 117 | 53 |
173 | You know, real change comes from within. | 1.6772 | 0.04100 | 347 | 175 | 109 | 63 |
174 | And I just feel like no one ever notices me, you know? | 1.6772 | 0.03997 | 347 | 170 | 119 | 58 |
175 | I'm having trouble being seen for who I really am. | 1.6769 | 0.04101 | 325 | 158 | 114 | 53 |
176 | What are my feelings? Your jacket clashes with your pants. | 1.6766 | 0.04231 | 334 | 171 | 100 | 63 |
177 | I felt much more secure about my sexuality before you changed the upholstery. | 1.6756 | 0.03950 | 336 | 160 | 125 | 51 |
178 | You have what is called “A Reptile Dysfunction.” | 1.6755 | 0.04325 | 339 | 180 | 89 | 70 |
179 | You're not a psychopath, you're just cold-blooded. | 1.6748 | 0.04132 | 329 | 163 | 110 | 56 |
180 | So.. your mother insisted that you blend in ? | 1.6745 | 0.04217 | 298 | 143 | 109 | 46 |
181 | Sometimes I feel like no one sees the real me | 1.6737 | 0.03994 | 334 | 161 | 121 | 52 |
182 | On the bright side, you are very receptive to your surroundings | 1.6718 | 0.04034 | 323 | 155 | 119 | 49 |
183 | All I really want is to be noticed. | 1.6717 | 0.03970 | 332 | 159 | 123 | 50 |
184 | Fourteen across is camouflage. | 1.6708 | 0.04163 | 322 | 160 | 108 | 54 |
185 | So all that stuff that I did to those flies is confidential, right ? | 1.6697 | 0.04203 | 327 | 166 | 103 | 58 |
186 | Oh I'm willing to change Doc. | 1.6688 | 0.04218 | 308 | 152 | 106 | 50 |
187 | ‘I feel like no one sees me for who I really am.’ | 1.6688 | 0.03809 | 308 | 154 | 109 | 45 |
188 | This seems to be a repeating pattern for you. | 1.6688 | 0.04283 | 311 | 157 | 100 | 54 |
189 | Clinical note: 10:00 am no-showed again. I am doubting his commitment to change. | 1.6687 | 0.04302 | 320 | 165 | 96 | 59 |
190 | I’m fauna, but I identify as flora. | 1.6687 | 0.04446 | 323 | 174 | 82 | 67 |
191 | Patient displays overly conformist behavioral patterns... | 1.6678 | 0.04298 | 301 | 150 | 101 | 50 |
192 | Patient states he is depressed-didn't get GEICO job. | 1.6677 | 0.04239 | 313 | 157 | 103 | 53 |
193 | I keep finding myself trapped in the same patterns. | 1.6677 | 0.04324 | 316 | 163 | 95 | 58 |
194 | I feel like I don't see myself the way everyone else sees me. | 1.6677 | 0.03776 | 325 | 147 | 139 | 39 |
195 | I keep falling into the same patterns. | 1.6667 | 0.04233 | 318 | 161 | 102 | 55 |
196 | I just feel no one sees me for who I am. | 1.6667 | 0.04212 | 297 | 144 | 108 | 45 |
197 | I think I’m seeing a pattern here. | 1.6667 | 0.04259 | 309 | 155 | 102 | 52 |
198 | The session ended abruptly after a fly landed on the therapist's clipboard. | 1.6667 | 0.04452 | 303 | 158 | 88 | 57 |
199 | Reptile dysfunction? | 1.6656 | 0.04477 | 299 | 156 | 87 | 56 |
200 | Third no show in a row… | 1.6656 | 0.04426 | 299 | 154 | 91 | 54 |
201 | I’ll tell you Doc, despite appearances, I’ve always had trouble blending in. | 1.6646 | 0.04114 | 316 | 155 | 112 | 49 |
202 | Believe me, I know I can change. | 1.6645 | 0.04318 | 304 | 154 | 98 | 52 |
203 | She doesn’t appreciate that I’m always the one willing to change. | 1.6634 | 0.04214 | 309 | 154 | 105 | 50 |
204 | I make it look easy, but Change is hard! | 1.6633 | 0.04453 | 297 | 154 | 89 | 54 |
205 | No, no, no... I ATE my father. | 1.6633 | 0.04567 | 294 | 156 | 81 | 57 |
206 | So you feel you're not adjusting well to your new surroundings? | 1.6613 | 0.03976 | 310 | 146 | 123 | 41 |
207 | ' she said she cant trust how I'm different person around different people | 1.6612 | 0.04239 | 307 | 154 | 103 | 50 |
208 | I wouldn't say I have trouble blending in. | 1.6600 | 0.04267 | 300 | 150 | 102 | 48 |
209 | Patient A No Show Again. | 1.6598 | 0.04372 | 291 | 147 | 96 | 48 |
210 | Change? I am TIRED of changing!!! That's why I'm here! | 1.6597 | 0.04517 | 288 | 150 | 86 | 52 |
211 | What if I don't want to change? | 1.6574 | 0.04317 | 289 | 144 | 100 | 45 |
212 | Do you really WANT to change? | 1.6570 | 0.04465 | 277 | 140 | 92 | 45 |
213 | The question is... do you want to change? | 1.6560 | 0.04654 | 282 | 151 | 77 | 54 |
214 | I guess it started with parents always telling me to fit in. | 1.6560 | 0.04432 | 282 | 143 | 93 | 46 |
215 | I think you’re disguising your feelings | 1.6554 | 0.04319 | 296 | 150 | 98 | 48 |
216 | Do you often feel like no one notices you? | 1.6552 | 0.04363 | 290 | 147 | 96 | 47 |
217 | I’m just tired of changing for everyone around me... | 1.6551 | 0.04287 | 287 | 142 | 102 | 43 |
218 | Tell me about your mother’s sofa. | 1.6548 | 0.04559 | 281 | 147 | 84 | 50 |
219 | Notes: 1. Classic persistent chameleon complex. 2. Clean couch after visit. | 1.6544 | 0.04652 | 272 | 143 | 80 | 49 |
220 | Patient exhibits repeating patterns. | 1.6542 | 0.04278 | 295 | 148 | 101 | 46 |
221 | How come I’m the one seeing the pattern here doc? | 1.6542 | 0.04332 | 295 | 150 | 97 | 48 |
222 | I’m beginning to see a pattern. | 1.6537 | 0.04336 | 283 | 141 | 99 | 43 |
223 | I see a pattern emerging... | 1.6531 | 0.04427 | 271 | 135 | 95 | 41 |
224 | Everyone always expects me to change. | 1.6529 | 0.04434 | 291 | 151 | 90 | 50 |
225 | Sounds like a classic case of reptile disfunction | 1.6523 | 0.04616 | 279 | 148 | 80 | 51 |
226 | Doc, is there a cure for reptile dysfunction? | 1.6519 | 0.04653 | 270 | 142 | 80 | 48 |
227 | Interesting, I see a pattern emerging. | 1.6516 | 0.04263 | 287 | 142 | 103 | 42 |
228 | Subject continues to express the fear that if he lets people see his true self, a large bird will eat him alive. | 1.6514 | 0.04579 | 284 | 151 | 81 | 52 |
229 | Took care of the fly on the wall. Now, we can talk privately. | 1.6511 | 0.04631 | 278 | 148 | 79 | 51 |
230 | So why do you feel people have trouble seeing the real you? | 1.6509 | 0.04287 | 275 | 134 | 103 | 38 |
231 | I don't know what's wrong with me. I keep changing myself just to fit in. | 1.6509 | 0.04379 | 275 | 137 | 97 | 41 |
232 | So tell me, do your surroundings have an influence on how you see yourself? | 1.6507 | 0.04568 | 272 | 141 | 85 | 46 |
233 | But, doc, aren’t we all a product of our environment? | 1.6504 | 0.04496 | 266 | 134 | 91 | 41 |
234 | Now, can we talk about your reptile dysfunction? | 1.6500 | 0.04606 | 280 | 149 | 80 | 51 |
235 | ... and patient displays conformity issues. | 1.6498 | 0.04445 | 277 | 141 | 92 | 44 |
236 | I see you are repeating a pattern here | 1.6496 | 0.04716 | 274 | 148 | 74 | 52 |
237 | If you really want to help me, you'll change this upholstery. | 1.6491 | 0.04667 | 265 | 139 | 80 | 46 |
238 | I"m just dying to jump on his plaid jacket. | 1.6481 | 0.04538 | 270 | 139 | 87 | 44 |
239 | 'Derrick's angst grew after he noticed the therapists striped trousers and checkered blazer." | 1.6479 | 0.04789 | 267 | 145 | 71 | 51 |
240 | Last night I dreamt I crawled onto a Jackson Pollock painting and exploded. | 1.6457 | 0.04865 | 254 | 137 | 70 | 47 |
241 | Doc, I just keep falling into the same patterns. | 1.6444 | 0.04692 | 270 | 145 | 76 | 49 |
242 | Will I see you next week? | 1.6443 | 0.04719 | 253 | 132 | 79 | 42 |
243 | Is this a pattern for you? | 1.6437 | 0.04474 | 261 | 131 | 92 | 38 |
244 | Let's talk about your reptile dysfunction. | 1.6434 | 0.04961 | 258 | 144 | 62 | 52 |
245 | I think I’m too easily influenced. | 1.6431 | 0.04648 | 269 | 143 | 79 | 47 |
246 | Now that we’ve had a few sessions, are you starting to see a pattern? | 1.6431 | 0.04339 | 269 | 133 | 99 | 37 |
247 | My next patient (yet to arrive) is still hiding aspects of himself. | 1.6431 | 0.04748 | 297 | 171 | 61 | 65 |
248 | Sometimes I just feel that people don’t see the real me. | 1.6421 | 0.04562 | 271 | 142 | 84 | 45 |
249 | My problem is your jacket doesn’t match your pants. | 1.6420 | 0.04823 | 257 | 139 | 71 | 47 |
250 | So, you’re telling me, change comes from within?” | 1.6420 | 0.04663 | 257 | 134 | 81 | 42 |
251 | I'm always worried that I don't blend in. | 1.6417 | 0.04607 | 254 | 130 | 85 | 39 |
252 | She said I'd never change. Can you believe that? | 1.6409 | 0.04668 | 259 | 136 | 80 | 43 |
253 | I feel like no one even sees me. | 1.6390 | 0.04428 | 277 | 143 | 91 | 43 |
254 | Are you sensing a pattern? | 1.6382 | 0.04623 | 246 | 125 | 85 | 36 |
255 | ‘And I feel like people don’t even SEE me anym... ... ...37 across is ‘Oreo.’ | 1.6378 | 0.05000 | 254 | 143 | 60 | 51 |
256 | I’m starting to notice a pattern here.. | 1.6378 | 0.04712 | 254 | 134 | 78 | 42 |
257 | I feel as if nobody sees me for who I really am. | 1.6374 | 0.04785 | 262 | 143 | 71 | 48 |
258 | I’ve spent my whole life trying to blend in. And now I hate myself for it. | 1.6367 | 0.04551 | 256 | 131 | 87 | 38 |
259 | So you feel like no one truly sees you? | 1.6364 | 0.04685 | 242 | 124 | 82 | 36 |
260 | After thirty minutes, I realized the patient was already on the couch | 1.6356 | 0.04786 | 247 | 131 | 75 | 41 |
261 | The patient's anxiety appears to stem from an acute case of Reptile Dysfunction" | 1.6356 | 0.04889 | 247 | 134 | 69 | 44 |
262 | ...I just think that my parents always overemphasised the importance of blending in. | 1.6356 | 0.04547 | 236 | 116 | 90 | 30 |
263 | I’m tired of being treated like part of the furniture “ | 1.6353 | 0.04634 | 255 | 133 | 82 | 40 |
264 | "I am so tired of blending in." | 1.6352 | 0.04471 | 244 | 120 | 93 | 31 |
265 | It’s like, most days I look in the mirror, and don’t even recognize myself | 1.6345 | 0.04619 | 249 | 128 | 84 | 37 |
266 | This is the fourth week in a row Mr. Chameleon hasn't shown up for his appointment" | 1.6345 | 0.04711 | 238 | 122 | 81 | 35 |
267 | We'll need a green couch if I'm going to show you my true self. | 1.6340 | 0.04909 | 235 | 125 | 71 | 39 |
268 | Patient has become unrecognizable | 1.6339 | 0.04749 | 254 | 136 | 75 | 43 |
269 | My friends say I’ve changed. | 1.6336 | 0.04690 | 232 | 117 | 83 | 32 |
270 | ... sometimes I think I just try too hard to blend in. | 1.6329 | 0.04841 | 237 | 125 | 74 | 38 |
271 | I feel like I keep blending in.... Hello?.... I'm right here. | 1.6325 | 0.04853 | 234 | 123 | 74 | 37 |
272 | But am I *too* adaptable? | 1.6316 | 0.04455 | 266 | 137 | 90 | 39 |
273 | I just feel like I fit in everywhere | 1.6314 | 0.04631 | 236 | 119 | 85 | 32 |
274 | Really? Learn to assimilate is the best advice you have? | 1.6307 | 0.04887 | 241 | 130 | 70 | 41 |
275 | I just wish someone saw my true colours | 1.6300 | 0.04608 | 227 | 112 | 87 | 28 |
276 | Have you noticed any patterns in your behavior? | 1.6295 | 0.04865 | 224 | 116 | 75 | 33 |
277 | I know I can change. | 1.6289 | 0.04627 | 256 | 135 | 81 | 40 |
278 | I have trouble showing my true colors. | 1.6289 | 0.04560 | 256 | 133 | 85 | 38 |
279 | It’s like I don’t even recognize myself anymore. | 1.6282 | 0.04782 | 234 | 122 | 77 | 35 |
280 | Perhaps you're trying too hard to fit in. | 1.6277 | 0.04908 | 231 | 123 | 71 | 37 |
281 | I just wish people could see the real me. | 1.6277 | 0.04831 | 231 | 121 | 75 | 35 |
282 | Let's see how you feel on the curtains. | 1.6275 | 0.04931 | 247 | 137 | 65 | 45 |
283 | Maybe I try too hard to fit in. | 1.6275 | 0.04476 | 247 | 124 | 91 | 32 |
284 | I feel like I am always changing to fit in. | 1.6272 | 0.04841 | 228 | 119 | 75 | 34 |
285 | I just always feel invisible | 1.6271 | 0.04636 | 236 | 120 | 84 | 32 |
286 | Yes, but you have to want to change. | 1.6266 | 0.04799 | 233 | 122 | 76 | 35 |
287 | You will still be billed whether I can see you or not. | 1.6266 | 0.04784 | 241 | 128 | 75 | 38 |
288 | You see I'm always the one changing for others | 1.6261 | 0.04986 | 222 | 118 | 69 | 35 |
289 | First, you must want to change. | 1.6255 | 0.04614 | 235 | 119 | 85 | 31 |
290 | You still can’t change color? I’m sorry to say it sounds like reptile dysfunction. | 1.6250 | 0.05032 | 224 | 121 | 66 | 37 |
291 | I find it difficult to stand out. | 1.6245 | 0.04707 | 229 | 122 | 73 | 34 |
292 | Let’s talk more about your need to fit in… | 1.6229 | 0.04868 | 236 | 127 | 71 | 38 |
293 | - ... and then she comes home with a Porsche logo on her skin, what was I supposed to think? | 1.6228 | 0.04965 | 228 | 123 | 68 | 37 |
294 | I know it’s in my genes, but I can’t stand change. | 1.6227 | 0.05026 | 220 | 118 | 67 | 35 |
295 | I don't know, doc - I just feel I always fade into the background. | 1.6227 | 0.04771 | 220 | 112 | 79 | 29 |
296 | Sometimes I just feel like nobody really sees me doc | 1.6226 | 0.04628 | 212 | 103 | 86 | 23 |
297 | Just be yourself. Don't try so hard to blend in. | 1.6222 | 0.04938 | 225 | 120 | 70 | 35 |
298 | I notice a recurring pattern here | 1.6215 | 0.05008 | 214 | 113 | 69 | 32 |
299 | 3:32 pm - Patient completely disappeared. | 1.6210 | 0.04920 | 219 | 115 | 72 | 32 |
300 | There's a fly on your sleeve that's driving me crazy. | 1.6210 | 0.04834 | 219 | 113 | 76 | 30 |
301 | I am starting to see a pattern in your behavior | 1.6204 | 0.05017 | 216 | 115 | 68 | 33 |
302 | I feel like no one really sees me. | 1.6201 | 0.04872 | 229 | 122 | 72 | 35 |
303 | I just don't feel seen sometimes. | 1.6195 | 0.04843 | 226 | 119 | 74 | 33 |
304 | Have you experienced any changes in the patterns of your daily life? | 1.6192 | 0.04600 | 239 | 128 | 76 | 35 |
305 | But... the question is... how do you see yourself? | 1.6192 | 0.04444 | 239 | 119 | 92 | 28 |
306 | Once again the patient is a no show. | 1.6190 | 0.04722 | 231 | 120 | 79 | 32 |
307 | Relax, the changes you're going through are perfectly normal. | 1.6190 | 0.05041 | 210 | 111 | 68 | 31 |
308 | I told you I could change. | 1.6189 | 0.04602 | 244 | 127 | 83 | 34 |
309 | Your problem is that you try too hard to blend in. | 1.6186 | 0.04725 | 215 | 108 | 81 | 26 |
310 | Sometimes I feel like he doesn't even notice me. | 1.6186 | 0.05122 | 215 | 117 | 63 | 35 |
311 | Does this print make me look paranoid? | 1.6184 | 0.05190 | 207 | 112 | 62 | 33 |
312 | My parents? Unpredictable, but often cold. | 1.6178 | 0.04983 | 225 | 122 | 67 | 36 |
313 | I've changed so many times I'm not sure of who I am anymore | 1.6176 | 0.04914 | 238 | 131 | 67 | 40 |
314 | Yes, you can change. But you have to want to change. | 1.6172 | 0.05062 | 209 | 111 | 67 | 31 |
315 | Well of course I fit a pattern ! | 1.6171 | 0.04955 | 222 | 119 | 69 | 34 |
316 | Mind if I try on your plaid jacket? | 1.6161 | 0.04889 | 211 | 109 | 74 | 28 |
317 | Sometimes, I feel like there’s a lot of pressure to blend in, you know? | 1.6161 | 0.04652 | 211 | 114 | 68 | 29 |
318 | I feel like you never really see me. | 1.6154 | 0.04897 | 208 | 107 | 74 | 27 |
319 | I'm ready to change, Doc. | 1.6151 | 0.04276 | 252 | 125 | 99 | 28 |
320 | But you have to want to change. | 1.6150 | 0.04848 | 226 | 120 | 73 | 33 |
321 | I'm beginning to detect a pattern here. | 1.6150 | 0.04945 | 213 | 112 | 71 | 30 |
322 | If you continue to pretend you're not here, I can't help you. | 1.6147 | 0.04814 | 218 | 113 | 76 | 29 |
323 | My problem is nobody recognizes me. | 1.6143 | 0.04774 | 223 | 116 | 77 | 30 |
324 | Ok now, do you have problems adapting to new situations? | 1.6140 | 0.04372 | 215 | 109 | 83 | 23 |
325 | And would you say you have a willingness to change? | 1.6135 | 0.04820 | 207 | 105 | 77 | 25 |
326 | I'd say that you are trying too hard to blend in. | 1.6135 | 0.05195 | 207 | 113 | 61 | 33 |
327 | Why do you think it's so important for you to always 'fit in'? | 1.6132 | 0.04828 | 212 | 109 | 76 | 27 |
328 | My wife says I've fallen into the same pattern. | 1.6126 | 0.05041 | 222 | 122 | 64 | 36 |
329 | It feels like you’re hiding something... | 1.6123 | 0.04607 | 227 | 123 | 72 | 32 |
330 | Let's talk about your obsessive need to blend in... | 1.6121 | 0.04930 | 214 | 113 | 71 | 30 |
331 | So you're tired of just blending in? | 1.6118 | 0.04936 | 237 | 132 | 65 | 40 |
332 | I feel like nobody ever really sees me. | 1.6117 | 0.05032 | 206 | 109 | 68 | 29 |
333 | $300 an hour and I still match the couch? | 1.6114 | 0.05293 | 211 | 119 | 55 | 37 |
334 | Yes, but first you have to want to change. | 1.6114 | 0.04802 | 229 | 122 | 74 | 33 |
335 | Patient still talking about his background... | 1.6111 | 0.05336 | 198 | 109 | 57 | 32 |
336 | Sometimes I'll perch on my wife's clothes just to feel pretty. | 1.6111 | 0.05236 | 216 | 122 | 56 | 38 |
337 | I just feel so much pressure to conform. | 1.6109 | 0.04479 | 221 | 116 | 78 | 27 |
338 | No, I meant ‘cold blooded’ literally, not psychologically. | 1.6103 | 0.04768 | 213 | 109 | 78 | 26 |
339 | Besides floral, how does that make you feel? | 1.6103 | 0.04950 | 213 | 113 | 70 | 30 |
340 | Doc, I get the feeling you don't really see me. | 1.6100 | 0.04952 | 200 | 103 | 72 | 25 |
341 | Just as I thought. He's doing a crossword. | 1.6100 | 0.05572 | 200 | 116 | 46 | 38 |
342 | So, what do you mean exactly when you say "product of my environment?" | 1.6095 | 0.05096 | 210 | 114 | 64 | 32 |
343 | Stripes and plaid at the same time? Now THAT'S a challenge! | 1.6093 | 0.05090 | 215 | 118 | 63 | 34 |
344 | I see. Tell me more about when you started feeling the pressure to blend in. | 1.6091 | 0.05061 | 197 | 103 | 68 | 26 |
345 | Sometimes I just feel like they don’t see me for ME, you know? | 1.6091 | 0.04655 | 220 | 112 | 82 | 26 |
346 | Sometimes I feel like no one truly sees me. | 1.6087 | 0.04922 | 207 | 108 | 72 | 27 |
347 | You are making great progress. Next week we will try plaid. | 1.6085 | 0.04879 | 212 | 116 | 65 | 31 |
348 | Overly susceptible to environmental stimuli. | 1.6080 | 0.05270 | 199 | 109 | 59 | 31 |
349 | So how long would you say you haven't felt seen? | 1.6078 | 0.05215 | 204 | 112 | 60 | 32 |
350 | What do I have to do to get noticed? | 1.6078 | 0.05169 | 204 | 111 | 62 | 31 |
351 | Sometimes I feel like I fit in a little TOO much | 1.6075 | 0.05023 | 214 | 116 | 66 | 32 |
352 | What do you mean you can’t see me anymore? | 1.6073 | 0.05290 | 191 | 103 | 60 | 28 |
353 | I've never stood out from the crowd. | 1.6073 | 0.04976 | 219 | 119 | 67 | 33 |
354 | So, when did you first start noticing your surroundings changing to match YOU? | 1.6071 | 0.05334 | 196 | 108 | 57 | 31 |
355 | I dont know Doctor, just once I wish I could find myself. | 1.6070 | 0.05085 | 201 | 107 | 66 | 28 |
356 | I just feel so, you know - invisible. | 1.6059 | 0.04850 | 203 | 104 | 75 | 24 |
357 | I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were here. | 1.6059 | 0.05143 | 203 | 110 | 63 | 30 |
358 | Patient no longer identifies as "paisley." | 1.6058 | 0.05228 | 208 | 116 | 58 | 34 |
359 | Patient excels at adapting to change. | 1.6058 | 0.05093 | 208 | 113 | 64 | 31 |
360 | I have a tendency to fade into the background. | 1.6050 | 0.05057 | 200 | 106 | 67 | 27 |
361 | You seem to be stuck in a pattern | 1.6045 | 0.05085 | 220 | 123 | 61 | 36 |
362 | I bet he'd notice me if I sucked that pen out of his hand. | 1.6041 | 0.05168 | 197 | 106 | 63 | 28 |
363 | You seem to be fitting in better. | 1.6040 | 0.05020 | 202 | 107 | 68 | 27 |
364 | I just want to be seen for who I am, and not part of the furniture. | 1.6039 | 0.05294 | 207 | 117 | 55 | 35 |
365 | 1:34 PM: client still hasn't arrived for appointment | 1.6038 | 0.05280 | 212 | 121 | 54 | 37 |
366 | How long have you had this compulsion to blend in? | 1.6034 | 0.04562 | 232 | 120 | 84 | 28 |
367 | Tell me the last time you've truly felt seen. | 1.6029 | 0.04935 | 204 | 107 | 71 | 26 |
368 | So you are having problems finding yourself | 1.6029 | 0.05079 | 204 | 110 | 65 | 29 |
369 | So sometimes you feel blue, but other times....floral pattern? | 1.6021 | 0.05549 | 191 | 109 | 49 | 33 |
370 | Doctor, I don't believe you really see me. | 1.6020 | 0.05290 | 196 | 108 | 58 | 30 |
371 | Wanting to change is the first step. | 1.6020 | 0.04992 | 201 | 106 | 69 | 26 |
372 | OK, you win--it's a compulsion. Now can you please bring back the beige one? | 1.6010 | 0.05249 | 198 | 109 | 59 | 30 |
373 | Once again, Mr. Albertson, we see you falling into a familiar pattern. | 1.6000 | 0.05313 | 195 | 108 | 57 | 30 |
374 | This patient shows a pattern of superior adaptability to its immediate surroundings. | 1.6000 | 0.04953 | 195 | 101 | 71 | 23 |
375 | It's difficult for me to stand out. | 1.6000 | 0.04454 | 225 | 113 | 89 | 23 |
376 | I've seen 'green with envy,' so now show me what 'feeling blue' looks like. | 1.6000 | 0.05105 | 190 | 100 | 66 | 24 |
377 | Perhaps you're trying too hard to blend in. | 1.6000 | 0.05210 | 185 | 98 | 63 | 24 |
378 | It's just a reptile dysfunction. Don't worry, it's not what it sounds like. | 1.6000 | 0.05371 | 190 | 105 | 56 | 29 |
379 | When last did you really feel seen? | 1.5990 | 0.04787 | 207 | 107 | 76 | 24 |
380 | Your pattern of behavior inevitably leads to a reptile dysfunction. | 1.5989 | 0.05665 | 182 | 104 | 47 | 31 |
381 | What am I, part of the furniture? | 1.5981 | 0.05171 | 209 | 117 | 59 | 33 |
382 | Looks like that 2pm is a no show. | 1.5979 | 0.04974 | 194 | 101 | 70 | 23 |
383 | I´m good at this but that jacket will be a challenge | 1.5979 | 0.05447 | 189 | 106 | 53 | 30 |
384 | No matter how hard I work, I just don't seem to stand out at the company. | 1.5978 | 0.05234 | 184 | 98 | 62 | 24 |
385 | You know doc, I just can’t stop changing for other people | 1.5978 | 0.05456 | 184 | 102 | 54 | 28 |
386 | Last session you said you had an overwhelming need to fit in. Any progress? | 1.5973 | 0.04867 | 221 | 120 | 70 | 31 |
387 | May 17th. Patient failed to show. | 1.5968 | 0.05622 | 186 | 107 | 47 | 32 |
388 | Change doesn’t always come from within. | 1.5968 | 0.05303 | 186 | 101 | 59 | 26 |
389 | Yes, I could refer you to Dr. Jones, who has a plaid couch. | 1.5967 | 0.05416 | 181 | 99 | 56 | 26 |
390 | Patient no-showed his appointment, yet again. | 1.5963 | 0.05252 | 218 | 127 | 52 | 39 |
391 | Day 3, patient stills refuses to show up for treatment. | 1.5962 | 0.05182 | 213 | 121 | 57 | 35 |
392 | And you often feel you go unnoticed? | 1.5960 | 0.04901 | 198 | 103 | 72 | 23 |
393 | I feel like I always have to fit in | 1.5960 | 0.05055 | 198 | 106 | 66 | 26 |
394 | It feels like people never really see me for who I am. | 1.5956 | 0.05258 | 183 | 98 | 61 | 24 |
395 | So, tell me about your obsessive desire to blend in. | 1.5955 | 0.04578 | 220 | 113 | 83 | 24 |
396 | I've tried to change so many times... | 1.5950 | 0.04599 | 200 | 109 | 67 | 24 |
397 | Perhaps a change of scenery would do you well. | 1.5949 | 0.05608 | 195 | 115 | 44 | 36 |
398 | Yeah, but you can hear me, right? | 1.5946 | 0.05044 | 185 | 101 | 60 | 24 |
399 | And when did you first experience this compulsion to assimilate? | 1.5946 | 0.05044 | 185 | 96 | 68 | 21 |
400 | Is that a fly on your tie? | 1.5946 | 0.05382 | 185 | 102 | 56 | 27 |
401 | I can't help you until you really don't want to change. | 1.5944 | 0.05554 | 180 | 101 | 51 | 28 |
402 | Do you think you’ve made progress toward your goal of blending in? | 1.5944 | 0.05088 | 180 | 93 | 67 | 20 |
403 | Sometimes I feel like people don’t see me for me | 1.5935 | 0.04675 | 214 | 111 | 79 | 24 |
404 | So, you say your mother was cold blooded? | 1.5928 | 0.05681 | 194 | 116 | 41 | 37 |
405 | I'm afraid to show my true colors. | 1.5926 | 0.05242 | 189 | 103 | 60 | 26 |
406 | I do need help, but I would never combine checks and stripes. | 1.5926 | 0.05605 | 189 | 110 | 46 | 33 |
407 | I've noticed a tendency to do this when I ask for your copay. | 1.5924 | 0.05461 | 184 | 103 | 53 | 28 |
408 | I just never feel like I blend in. | 1.5922 | 0.05467 | 179 | 99 | 54 | 26 |
409 | Now that I think about it, my mother always tried to blend in too. | 1.5920 | 0.04976 | 201 | 110 | 64 | 27 |
410 | I can see you, you know | 1.5909 | 0.05656 | 176 | 100 | 48 | 28 |
411 | So you say you don't feel comfortable in your own skin. | 1.5909 | 0.05599 | 176 | 99 | 50 | 27 |
412 | Why is it always me that needs to change, ya know? | 1.5909 | 0.05770 | 176 | 102 | 44 | 30 |
413 | I really hate the new upholstery. | 1.5909 | 0.05422 | 176 | 96 | 56 | 24 |
414 | I guess I'm just having trouble finding myself. | 1.5904 | 0.05319 | 188 | 104 | 57 | 27 |
415 | I don't need the entire patient history, only your most recent background. | 1.5902 | 0.05541 | 183 | 104 | 50 | 29 |
416 | Patient remains... evasive. | 1.5899 | 0.05257 | 178 | 95 | 61 | 22 |
417 | It’s hard you know...always changing. Always adapting. It’s like I can’t find the real me. | 1.5899 | 0.05719 | 178 | 103 | 45 | 30 |
418 | I've never really felt seen. | 1.5895 | 0.05170 | 190 | 103 | 62 | 25 |
419 | I feel a constant need to blend in" | 1.5889 | 0.05214 | 180 | 96 | 62 | 22 |
420 | Hmmm,yes. I’m beginning to detect a pattern. | 1.5889 | 0.05093 | 180 | 94 | 66 | 20 |
421 | Yes, I believe I'm capable of change. | 1.5888 | 0.05232 | 197 | 110 | 58 | 29 |
422 | I am having trouble blending in lately | 1.5888 | 0.04926 | 197 | 104 | 70 | 23 |
423 | I don’t like to interrupt, but I’ve been here for 40 minutes. | 1.5886 | 0.05264 | 175 | 93 | 61 | 21 |
424 | I never saw my dad around much as a child. | 1.5885 | 0.05183 | 192 | 105 | 61 | 26 |
425 | You have to stop trying to blend in and let them see the real you. | 1.5882 | 0.05381 | 170 | 91 | 58 | 21 |
426 | I feel like I’m constantly trying to be something I’m not! | 1.5882 | 0.05502 | 187 | 107 | 50 | 30 |
427 | And for how long have you had this feeling that no one notices you? | 1.5873 | 0.04739 | 189 | 95 | 77 | 17 |
428 | At Parties, no one ever seems to notice me. | 1.5873 | 0.05247 | 189 | 104 | 59 | 26 |
429 | I have a hard time not fitting in. | 1.5871 | 0.05201 | 201 | 113 | 58 | 30 |
430 | It's like I'm not even there. | 1.5870 | 0.05301 | 184 | 101 | 58 | 25 |
431 | Actually in your case, I don’t think change is possible. | 1.5866 | 0.05414 | 179 | 99 | 55 | 25 |
432 | I just don’t know how to make myself stand out! | 1.5866 | 0.05297 | 179 | 97 | 59 | 23 |
433 | But first you have to want to not change | 1.5852 | 0.05487 | 176 | 98 | 53 | 25 |
434 | Just once I’d like to stand out, you know? | 1.5851 | 0.05324 | 188 | 105 | 56 | 27 |
435 | New couch? | 1.5848 | 0.05424 | 171 | 93 | 56 | 22 |
436 | I don’t know. I guess I feel like people see right through me. | 1.5843 | 0.05322 | 178 | 97 | 58 | 23 |
437 | I thought I was a risky dresser, but your plaid on stripes beats me! | 1.5838 | 0.05439 | 173 | 95 | 55 | 23 |
438 | Patient's a no-show for the third time this week | 1.5838 | 0.05798 | 173 | 101 | 43 | 29 |
439 | Arthur, we seem to be making progress. Last week you seemed so blue. | 1.5838 | 0.04846 | 185 | 102 | 61 | 22 |
440 | Yoo-Hoo! I've been here an hour . | 1.5833 | 0.05690 | 168 | 95 | 48 | 25 |
441 | So, you feel you are constantly changing to suit others? | 1.5829 | 0.05128 | 187 | 101 | 63 | 23 |
442 | I liked your old couch better. | 1.5829 | 0.05915 | 175 | 105 | 38 | 32 |
443 | I feel like I always just blend into the background. | 1.5824 | 0.04913 | 170 | 90 | 63 | 17 |
444 | And why do you think you can't be yourself? | 1.5820 | 0.05197 | 189 | 104 | 60 | 25 |
445 | Have you ever considered just trying to be yourself? | 1.5815 | 0.05077 | 184 | 98 | 65 | 21 |
446 | I think I try too hard to fit in at times. | 1.5815 | 0.05135 | 184 | 99 | 63 | 22 |
447 | She keeps saying I’m hiding from her, I honestly don’t know how I can be any more transparent! | 1.5814 | 0.05649 | 172 | 98 | 48 | 26 |
448 | It's like she doesn't even see me. | 1.5808 | 0.05655 | 167 | 94 | 49 | 24 |
449 | But what if I don’t want to change? | 1.5808 | 0.05591 | 167 | 93 | 51 | 23 |
450 | Why can’t she just see me as I am?? | 1.5806 | 0.05151 | 186 | 101 | 62 | 23 |
451 | Whaddya mean 'do I have trouble adapting to new environments?' | 1.5801 | 0.05543 | 181 | 104 | 49 | 28 |
452 | I'm a product of my environment Doc! | 1.5801 | 0.05200 | 181 | 98 | 61 | 22 |
453 | I don't know Doc, I'm just so tired of blending in. | 1.5799 | 0.05412 | 169 | 92 | 56 | 21 |
454 | She makes me feel invisible. | 1.5793 | 0.05537 | 164 | 90 | 53 | 21 |
455 | Sometimes I feel like they don't even see me. | 1.5789 | 0.05301 | 171 | 92 | 59 | 20 |
456 | I don't think she even notices me. | 1.5789 | 0.05554 | 171 | 96 | 51 | 24 |
457 | But that's just it doc. She told me NOT to change. | 1.5789 | 0.05301 | 171 | 92 | 59 | 20 |
458 | I'm tired of fitting in doc | 1.5787 | 0.04829 | 197 | 104 | 72 | 21 |
459 | It feels like no matter what I do..no one actually sees me. Ya know? | 1.5786 | 0.05599 | 159 | 87 | 52 | 20 |
460 | This is my last session unless you reupholster. | 1.5786 | 0.06077 | 159 | 94 | 38 | 27 |
461 | My problem, Doc, is that I feel invisible. | 1.5786 | 0.05492 | 159 | 88 | 51 | 20 |
462 | Perhaps you'd feel more at ease if you focused less on blending in and more on being yourself. | 1.5786 | 0.05382 | 159 | 84 | 58 | 17 |
463 | I could relax more easily on a solid color couch | 1.5784 | 0.05059 | 185 | 99 | 65 | 21 |
464 | Hmm.... I'm beginning to see a pattern here. | 1.5784 | 0.05117 | 185 | 100 | 63 | 22 |
465 | It seems to be a pattern with me | 1.5780 | 0.05319 | 173 | 94 | 58 | 21 |
466 | I’m diagnosing you with reptile dysfunction. | 1.5779 | 0.05439 | 199 | 118 | 47 | 34 |
467 | Your jacket reminds me of my mother. | 1.5778 | 0.05679 | 180 | 106 | 44 | 30 |
468 | No matter how hard I try to stand out, I always end up just blending in. | 1.5778 | 0.05399 | 180 | 101 | 54 | 25 |
469 | How long have you felt that people just don't see the real you? | 1.5776 | 0.05406 | 161 | 86 | 57 | 18 |
470 | Patient appears to have disappeared | 1.5776 | 0.05686 | 161 | 90 | 49 | 22 |
471 | Dr., I'm so tired of just "fitting in". | 1.5776 | 0.05111 | 161 | 82 | 65 | 14 |
472 | There's no need to go out of your way to blend in here. Please just be yourself. | 1.5771 | 0.05274 | 175 | 95 | 59 | 21 |
473 | That’s when I realized I’m turning into my mother’s couch. | 1.5769 | 0.06103 | 156 | 92 | 38 | 26 |
474 | and you say you've been feeling off colour for how long..? | 1.5767 | 0.05092 | 189 | 103 | 63 | 23 |
475 | I've done flowers long enough; now I wan'na try your jacket. | 1.5767 | 0.05700 | 163 | 92 | 48 | 23 |
476 | And you say you can’t understand the connection between lounge and lizard? | 1.5762 | 0.05035 | 210 | 119 | 61 | 30 |
477 | Just as I thought, he's doodling. | 1.5761 | 0.05475 | 184 | 106 | 50 | 28 |
478 | So you say your tongue is always getting you in trouble. | 1.5759 | 0.05557 | 158 | 86 | 53 | 19 |
479 | Sometimes I feel invisible, Doctor. | 1.5759 | 0.05484 | 158 | 85 | 55 | 18 |
480 | ...or am I just going through "The Change"? | 1.5758 | 0.05582 | 165 | 92 | 51 | 22 |
481 | But do you really WANT to change? | 1.5756 | 0.05345 | 172 | 94 | 57 | 21 |
482 | A pattern is starting to emerge | 1.5754 | 0.05424 | 179 | 101 | 53 | 25 |
483 | I feel that I've been overlooked all my life. | 1.5750 | 0.05433 | 160 | 86 | 56 | 18 |
484 | I’m not charging for the first 30 minutes because I had no idea you were here. | 1.5749 | 0.05786 | 167 | 97 | 44 | 26 |
485 | Lately I have this feeling like I just blend into the background. | 1.5747 | 0.05423 | 174 | 97 | 54 | 23 |
486 | It's horrible Doctor. Sometimes I just feel invisible... like nobody sees me | 1.5747 | 0.05299 | 174 | 95 | 58 | 21 |
487 | You've clearly learned how to blend in. | 1.5746 | 0.04901 | 181 | 94 | 70 | 17 |
488 | Doctor, I seem to have lost my identity this past year. I get too absorbed in my surroundings. | 1.5741 | 0.05662 | 162 | 91 | 49 | 22 |
489 | Blends in well, but gets anxious near plaid. | 1.5741 | 0.05796 | 162 | 93 | 45 | 24 |
490 | You say you often feel like part of the furniture. Why do you think that is? | 1.5741 | 0.04740 | 162 | 91 | 54 | 17 |
491 | I sense you are easily influenced by others. | 1.5741 | 0.05455 | 162 | 88 | 55 | 19 |
492 | no matter what i do, i just can’t seem to stand out from the crowd. | 1.5741 | 0.05525 | 162 | 89 | 53 | 20 |
493 | So you’re not feeling “seen” by those around you? Tell me more. | 1.5740 | 0.05352 | 169 | 92 | 57 | 20 |
494 | So, why do you think people don’t notice you? | 1.5732 | 0.05610 | 164 | 92 | 50 | 22 |
495 | I get very absorbed in my surroundings | 1.5732 | 0.05406 | 164 | 89 | 56 | 19 |
496 | I don't get it, Doc - what's wrong with trying to blend in?" | 1.5732 | 0.05610 | 164 | 92 | 50 | 22 |
497 | When did you first notice your need to blend in | 1.5731 | 0.05434 | 171 | 95 | 54 | 22 |
498 | I tell people it’s a defense mechanism, but deep down I know I’m just showing off | 1.5723 | 0.05882 | 159 | 92 | 43 | 24 |
499 | No. You can't sit on my lap because you prefer plaid. | 1.5723 | 0.05324 | 173 | 95 | 57 | 21 |
500 | At parties, it's like I blend into the background | 1.5714 | 0.05482 | 161 | 88 | 54 | 19 |
501 | So, have there been any changes since our last session? | 1.5714 | 0.05622 | 161 | 90 | 50 | 21 |
502 | you're talking to a lizard, and I'm on the couch? | 1.5714 | 0.05759 | 161 | 92 | 46 | 23 |
503 | It’s as if no one truly sees me | 1.5714 | 0.05313 | 189 | 108 | 54 | 27 |
504 | My apologies as once again I forgot you were here. | 1.5705 | 0.05465 | 156 | 84 | 55 | 17 |
505 | Everyone in my family wants to blend in, and I just want to stand out for once. | 1.5705 | 0.05427 | 156 | 91 | 44 | 21 |
506 | So you feel as if people don’t see you for who you are? | 1.5700 | 0.07000 | 100 | 55 | 33 | 12 |
507 | Deep down I just don't feel seen. Nobody sees my true colors. | 1.5698 | 0.05311 | 179 | 100 | 56 | 23 |
508 | I want them to see my true colors | 1.5698 | 0.05475 | 172 | 97 | 52 | 23 |
509 | Note to self...reupholster. | 1.5697 | 0.05452 | 165 | 91 | 54 | 20 |
510 | I wish you'd get a different sofa, Doc. I hate myself in floral. | 1.5696 | 0.05634 | 158 | 88 | 50 | 20 |
511 | But I don't want to change. | 1.5695 | 0.05831 | 151 | 85 | 46 | 20 |
512 | I can’t help but camouflage my true feelings. | 1.5695 | 0.05755 | 151 | 84 | 48 | 19 |
513 | Frankly, I preferred the striped pattern you have before you reupholstered. It was so much more slimming. | 1.5690 | 0.05488 | 174 | 99 | 51 | 24 |
514 | And what color did that make you feel? | 1.5690 | 0.05667 | 174 | 102 | 45 | 27 |
515 | Do you have any regrets about kissing the princess? | 1.5690 | 0.05549 | 174 | 100 | 49 | 25 |
516 | Well doc, it all started because my parents disappeared when I was little.... | 1.5688 | 0.05856 | 160 | 93 | 43 | 24 |
517 | Elbert couldn't hide from his feelings, but he got pretty good at hiding from his therapist, and that was close enough. | 1.5683 | 0.05281 | 183 | 103 | 56 | 24 |
518 | Despite years of therapy, Cam continued to feel like his changes were only skin deep | 1.5682 | 0.05617 | 176 | 103 | 46 | 27 |
519 | Sometimes I don’t know where I end and everything else begins | 1.5677 | 0.05300 | 155 | 89 | 47 | 19 |
520 | ...and then she told me she was colorblind, and I just felt like, well, this is going no where. | 1.5677 | 0.05199 | 192 | 109 | 57 | 26 |
521 | I can change Doc, I swear! | 1.5673 | 0.05501 | 171 | 97 | 51 | 23 |
522 | She named me Waldo. Do you see what kind of sick sense of humor my mother has? | 1.5669 | 0.05945 | 157 | 92 | 41 | 24 |
523 | Do you feel that you always have to be the one to adapt? | 1.5663 | 0.05628 | 166 | 95 | 48 | 23 |
524 | The paisley pattern has always been difficult for me | 1.5663 | 0.05294 | 166 | 90 | 58 | 18 |
525 | Take it from me, that design doesn't attract females. | 1.5660 | 0.05680 | 159 | 90 | 48 | 21 |
526 | I have this recurring dream where I look in a mirror and see an empty bathroom. | 1.5657 | 0.05759 | 175 | 105 | 41 | 29 |
527 | Doc, it’s NOT denial. I swear, the couch changed to look like ME! | 1.5655 | 0.05641 | 168 | 97 | 47 | 24 |
528 | When I look at you, I see a pattern | 1.5652 | 0.05627 | 161 | 91 | 49 | 21 |
529 | My mother never let me show my true colors. | 1.5649 | 0.05366 | 154 | 82 | 57 | 15 |
530 | She called me a snake. | 1.5646 | 0.05956 | 147 | 84 | 43 | 20 |
531 | Diagnosis: Obsessively worries about blending in. | 1.5644 | 0.05575 | 163 | 92 | 50 | 21 |
532 | Cold-blooded parents, check... | 1.5644 | 0.05438 | 163 | 90 | 54 | 19 |
533 | I was raised in a really chaotic environment. Mostly plaid, but also some floral. | 1.5641 | 0.05470 | 156 | 85 | 54 | 17 |
534 | Why do you keep writing missed appointment? | 1.5641 | 0.05356 | 156 | 91 | 45 | 20 |
535 | I’m tired of trying to be all things to all people. | 1.5641 | 0.05242 | 195 | 113 | 54 | 28 |
536 | I'm sorry, I didn't notice you were still here. | 1.5641 | 0.05693 | 156 | 88 | 48 | 20 |
537 | Hmmm, I've noticed a pattern emerging | 1.5641 | 0.05765 | 156 | 89 | 46 | 21 |
538 | Blending into the background is not the solution to all your problems, you know! | 1.5633 | 0.05420 | 158 | 86 | 55 | 17 |
539 | This is a safe space Gerald, no need to hide. | 1.5632 | 0.05432 | 174 | 99 | 52 | 23 |
540 | Patient may be delusional. Thinks he’s invisible. | 1.5629 | 0.05669 | 167 | 97 | 46 | 24 |
541 | Some days I just feel like I am fading into the background. | 1.5629 | 0.05408 | 167 | 93 | 54 | 20 |
542 | True change comes from within. | 1.5629 | 0.05064 | 167 | 88 | 64 | 15 |
543 | I don't know Doc... sometimes I just feel so invisible. | 1.5625 | 0.05515 | 160 | 89 | 52 | 19 |
544 | I just feel like no one ever really sees me. | 1.5621 | 0.05704 | 153 | 86 | 48 | 19 |
545 | Another no show today... | 1.5621 | 0.05704 | 153 | 86 | 48 | 19 |
546 | Of course I want to change, but I can't stop clinging to the same old patterns. | 1.5621 | 0.05628 | 153 | 85 | 50 | 18 |
547 | Real change comes from within. | 1.5621 | 0.05551 | 153 | 84 | 52 | 17 |
548 | I object to your diagnosis of reptile dysfunction. | 1.5616 | 0.05496 | 146 | 78 | 54 | 14 |
549 | Doc, I’ve been trying to blend in, but I seem to be losing myself. | 1.5613 | 0.05185 | 155 | 81 | 61 | 13 |
550 | I beg you, reupholster before my next session! | 1.5605 | 0.05522 | 157 | 87 | 52 | 18 |
551 | My wife says I’m cold-blooded and I should hold my tongue. | 1.5603 | 0.06512 | 116 | 65 | 37 | 14 |
552 | It's just, sometimes I feel like people don't even see me. | 1.5602 | 0.05633 | 166 | 96 | 47 | 23 |
553 | I see a pattern in your behavior | 1.5602 | 0.05118 | 191 | 108 | 59 | 24 |
554 | It’s like I’m invisible to him | 1.5600 | 0.05868 | 150 | 86 | 44 | 20 |
555 | Yeah doc, it’s pretty stressful trying to blend in all the time. | 1.5593 | 0.05087 | 177 | 104 | 50 | 23 |
556 | Plaid jacket, striped pants and a flowered chaise? This is not going to work. | 1.5592 | 0.05810 | 152 | 87 | 45 | 20 |
557 | I feel out of place no matter how hard I try to fit in. | 1.5592 | 0.05658 | 152 | 90 | 41 | 21 |
558 | I just feel like nobody sees the real me. | 1.5590 | 0.05700 | 161 | 93 | 46 | 22 |
559 | I think your compulsive need to blend in is a defense mechanism. | 1.5588 | 0.05778 | 170 | 102 | 41 | 27 |
560 | So to confirm, you want therapy to stop changing. | 1.5586 | 0.05696 | 145 | 80 | 49 | 16 |
561 | So, the guy wearing plaid with stripes says I’m the one with pattern issues? | 1.5586 | 0.06408 | 145 | 89 | 31 | 25 |
562 | As you can see doc, it’s not reptile dysfunction. | 1.5586 | 0.06102 | 145 | 85 | 39 | 21 |
563 | I identify as a couch. | 1.5586 | 0.05438 | 145 | 77 | 55 | 13 |
564 | The patient failed to show yet again. | 1.5584 | 0.05603 | 154 | 86 | 50 | 18 |
565 | You're the first person who's ever really seen me. | 1.5578 | 0.05961 | 147 | 85 | 42 | 20 |
566 | There are times when I just don't feel seen. | 1.5578 | 0.05802 | 147 | 83 | 46 | 18 |
567 | People act like I'm invisible. | 1.5578 | 0.05640 | 147 | 81 | 50 | 16 |
568 | We are making progress -I see a definite pattern emerging. | 1.5577 | 0.05624 | 156 | 88 | 49 | 19 |
569 | Even as a child, I longed to be seen. | 1.5577 | 0.05980 | 156 | 93 | 39 | 24 |
570 | Failed to show up for his appointment again. | 1.5575 | 0.05496 | 174 | 101 | 49 | 24 |
571 | You seam to have a need to blend in. | 1.5570 | 0.05335 | 149 | 79 | 57 | 13 |
572 | So, where do you see yourself in ten minutes? | 1.5570 | 0.05853 | 158 | 93 | 42 | 23 |
573 | It’s like they don’t even see me anymore | 1.5570 | 0.05714 | 158 | 91 | 46 | 21 |
574 | Still showing signs of hiding true self. | 1.5563 | 0.05612 | 142 | 77 | 51 | 14 |
575 | I feel like no one ever sees me for who I really am. | 1.5562 | 0.05365 | 169 | 95 | 54 | 20 |
576 | Your anxiety appears to spring from an inability to self-differentiate. | 1.5562 | 0.05402 | 178 | 103 | 51 | 24 |
577 | Yes, my suit was a conscious decision! Now, back to you... | 1.5556 | 0.06057 | 144 | 84 | 40 | 20 |
578 | This has become a recurring pattern for me. | 1.5556 | 0.05632 | 153 | 86 | 49 | 18 |
579 | I think it all stems from not seeing my parents enough when I was younger. I mean they were there, I just couldn’t see them! | 1.5556 | 0.05895 | 144 | 82 | 44 | 18 |
580 | So you’re telling me change is possible? | 1.5556 | 0.05642 | 144 | 79 | 50 | 15 |
581 | I just feel like I don't stand out. | 1.5548 | 0.05753 | 146 | 82 | 47 | 17 |
582 | ...And how long have you had this feeling of “blending in”. | 1.5548 | 0.05670 | 146 | 81 | 49 | 16 |
583 | “I’m changing your meds. This is a serious side effect.“ | 1.5547 | 0.06122 | 137 | 79 | 40 | 18 |
584 | It’s good to see that you really want to change. | 1.5541 | 0.05884 | 157 | 93 | 41 | 23 |
585 | Don't be embarrassed. Reptile Dysfunction is quite common. | 1.5541 | 0.05854 | 148 | 85 | 44 | 19 |
586 | I just want someone to see the real me. | 1.5541 | 0.05775 | 148 | 84 | 46 | 18 |
587 | I try hard to adapt in every environment. Okay, maybe too hard. | 1.5541 | 0.05854 | 148 | 85 | 44 | 19 |
588 | No one notices me... It's like I just blend in with the background.... | 1.5533 | 0.05718 | 150 | 85 | 47 | 18 |
589 | I can do plaid. | 1.5532 | 0.06158 | 141 | 83 | 38 | 20 |
590 | You seem well-adapted to me. | 1.5526 | 0.05962 | 152 | 90 | 40 | 22 |
591 | Nobody ever sees the real me. | 1.5524 | 0.06010 | 143 | 83 | 41 | 19 |
592 | We spoke about this Camila, change needs to come from within | 1.5524 | 0.05928 | 143 | 82 | 43 | 18 |
593 | So, what I’m hearing you say is that you don’t feel seen. | 1.5521 | 0.05376 | 163 | 91 | 54 | 18 |
594 | Blends in, very adaptable, but a bit paranoid. | 1.5519 | 0.05531 | 154 | 86 | 51 | 17 |
595 | Patient displays extreme desire to blend in. | 1.5519 | 0.05514 | 183 | 110 | 45 | 28 |
596 | So, you're saying I disguise my feelings? | 1.5517 | 0.05784 | 145 | 82 | 46 | 17 |
597 | So, the change of scenery didn’t work. | 1.5517 | 0.06107 | 145 | 86 | 38 | 21 |
598 | Wallflower is probably not the correct term. | 1.5517 | 0.05948 | 145 | 84 | 42 | 19 |
599 | I see you haven’t changed much since our last session | 1.5517 | 0.06028 | 145 | 85 | 40 | 20 |
600 | It’s gotten to the point where even I don’t know who I am anymore. | 1.5513 | 0.05554 | 156 | 88 | 50 | 18 |
601 | Your shoes look like my cousin Leonard! | 1.5510 | 0.05965 | 147 | 86 | 41 | 20 |
602 | Why do you believe the couch is impeding our progress? | 1.5507 | 0.06004 | 138 | 79 | 42 | 17 |
603 | And people go on talking like I wasn't there... Hello? | 1.5506 | 0.05788 | 158 | 93 | 43 | 22 |
604 | I’m camouflaging my location, not hiding my emotions. | 1.5503 | 0.05827 | 149 | 86 | 44 | 19 |
605 | It's like I feel invisible sometimes.... Doc? | 1.5503 | 0.05904 | 149 | 87 | 42 | 20 |
606 | It's like no one really sees me. | 1.5503 | 0.06276 | 149 | 92 | 32 | 25 |
607 | I feel like nobody sees the real me! | 1.5503 | 0.05302 | 169 | 95 | 55 | 19 |
608 | I just want be noticed. Is that too much to ask? | 1.5500 | 0.06276 | 140 | 84 | 35 | 21 |
609 | And you say fitting in comes natural, but for some reason you still feel unseen. Interesting... | 1.5500 | 0.05939 | 140 | 80 | 43 | 17 |
610 | And how long have you had this fear of paisley? | 1.5493 | 0.06288 | 142 | 86 | 34 | 22 |
611 | Treatment seems to be working, as patient appears to be improving his ability to adapt more readily to new environments. | 1.5493 | 0.04801 | 142 | 77 | 55 | 10 |
612 | { June 7. Patient expressed feelings of not being “seen”.} | 1.5489 | 0.06533 | 133 | 81 | 31 | 21 |
613 | Showing one's "true colors" is complicated. | 1.5489 | 0.05794 | 133 | 73 | 47 | 13 |
614 | I just can't help but feel ignored, like nobody can see me... | 1.5486 | 0.06062 | 144 | 85 | 39 | 20 |
615 | Wow. You are the best case of transference I've ever had. | 1.5484 | 0.05946 | 155 | 93 | 39 | 23 |
616 | I told my wife I can change, but she doesn't believe me. | 1.5479 | 0.05757 | 146 | 83 | 46 | 17 |
617 | How can I be assertive if I just keep blending in? | 1.5476 | 0.05652 | 168 | 100 | 44 | 24 |
618 | My mother never seemed to notice me. | 1.5474 | 0.05766 | 137 | 76 | 47 | 14 |
619 | I see—multiple identities. Right now, am I speaking with Camille or Leon? | 1.5474 | 0.05479 | 137 | 73 | 53 | 11 |
620 | Patient exhibits a clear desire to change. | 1.5474 | 0.06300 | 137 | 82 | 35 | 20 |
621 | Doc, it’s like no one ever notices me! | 1.5471 | 0.05079 | 170 | 93 | 61 | 16 |
622 | No one can ever see the real me. | 1.5468 | 0.05706 | 139 | 77 | 48 | 14 |
623 | Unwilling to change?! Me?! | 1.5468 | 0.06060 | 139 | 81 | 40 | 18 |
624 | Well doc, I feel like no one really sees me. | 1.5461 | 0.05736 | 141 | 79 | 47 | 15 |
625 | I’m afraid I can’t see you anymore. | 1.5461 | 0.06244 | 141 | 85 | 35 | 21 |
626 | And when did you start to feel this incessant need to blend in? | 1.5461 | 0.05995 | 141 | 82 | 41 | 18 |
627 | Love your office, doctor. This couch is so me. | 1.5455 | 0.05797 | 154 | 93 | 39 | 22 |
628 | No one can ever see me for who I really am. | 1.5455 | 0.05458 | 154 | 86 | 52 | 16 |
629 | You asked me how I felt about change, frankly.... i'm exhausted. | 1.5455 | 0.05848 | 143 | 82 | 44 | 17 |
630 | Sometimes I feel that people don’t really see the real me. | 1.5448 | 0.05705 | 145 | 82 | 47 | 16 |
631 | Even now, I don't really feel seen. | 1.5448 | 0.05765 | 134 | 74 | 47 | 13 |
632 | I've been sitting here for an hour and a half before you even noticed me, you know! | 1.5448 | 0.05956 | 134 | 76 | 43 | 15 |
633 | So you're saying you find it hard to stand out? | 1.5448 | 0.05765 | 134 | 74 | 47 | 13 |
634 | ...hello? I said, I’m having an identity crisis. I don’t feel seen. | 1.5443 | 0.05357 | 158 | 88 | 54 | 16 |
635 | Patient refuses to be seen by me. | 1.5442 | 0.05890 | 147 | 86 | 42 | 19 |
636 | If you put some plaid wallpaper above the wainscoting, you could be the chameleon and I could be the psychiatrist. | 1.5442 | 0.05969 | 147 | 87 | 40 | 20 |
637 | Why do you feel the need to fit in? | 1.5441 | 0.06074 | 136 | 79 | 40 | 17 |
638 | Plaid jacket with striped pants, you're kidding, right? | 1.5437 | 0.05871 | 160 | 97 | 39 | 24 |
639 | And how does that pattern make you feel? | 1.5437 | 0.05667 | 160 | 94 | 45 | 21 |
640 | Everyone treats me like I’m invisible. | 1.5436 | 0.05831 | 149 | 87 | 43 | 19 |
641 | What makes you think no one notices you and you just blend in ? | 1.5435 | 0.05919 | 138 | 79 | 43 | 16 |
642 | I just have such a hard time being “me,” Doc. | 1.5435 | 0.05645 | 138 | 76 | 49 | 13 |
643 | I’m sorry to say our time is up, wherever you are. | 1.5435 | 0.05919 | 138 | 79 | 43 | 16 |
644 | Don't draw attention to yourself, just try to blend in... that's what I was taught from an early age. | 1.5430 | 0.05538 | 151 | 85 | 50 | 16 |
645 | Hmm, I'm starting to see a pattern here | 1.5430 | 0.06214 | 151 | 94 | 32 | 25 |
646 | I just want someone to notice me. | 1.5430 | 0.05294 | 151 | 82 | 56 | 13 |
647 | Ideally the transference should be with me, not the couch. | 1.5429 | 0.06197 | 140 | 84 | 36 | 20 |
648 | How do you want to be seen? | 1.5429 | 0.05768 | 140 | 79 | 46 | 15 |
649 | How do you pull off Stripes and Plaids so flawlessly? | 1.5426 | 0.06128 | 129 | 74 | 40 | 15 |
650 | I'm exhausted trying to blend in all the time. | 1.5425 | 0.05485 | 153 | 86 | 51 | 16 |
651 | Seriously...I just adapt. I adapt to anything. I adapt to everything. I can't control it. I love my mother, but I believe it's her fault. | 1.5425 | 0.05790 | 153 | 90 | 43 | 20 |
652 | I blame my mother and your interior decorator. | 1.5423 | 0.06048 | 142 | 84 | 39 | 19 |
653 | It’s okay, a lot of my patients do this when we discuss payment. | 1.5423 | 0.05965 | 142 | 83 | 41 | 18 |
654 | Why do *you* think you change colors? | 1.5417 | 0.05903 | 144 | 84 | 42 | 18 |
655 | Have you recovered from visiting the Picasso exhibit? | 1.5417 | 0.06065 | 144 | 86 | 38 | 20 |
656 | 'Be the change'... right, doc? | 1.5417 | 0.05985 | 144 | 85 | 40 | 19 |
657 | No matter how I try to hide, for some insane reason people keep asking me how to save 15% or more on insurance. | 1.5414 | 0.06270 | 133 | 79 | 36 | 18 |
658 | People act like I'm not even there. | 1.5411 | 0.05509 | 146 | 81 | 51 | 14 |
659 | So, you feel like you just blend into the background sometimes? | 1.5411 | 0.05423 | 146 | 80 | 53 | 13 |
660 | I haven't seen my kids in months | 1.5405 | 0.05108 | 148 | 88 | 44 | 16 |
661 | Sometimes I feel I'm just fading into the background. | 1.5404 | 0.05286 | 161 | 90 | 55 | 16 |
662 | Yes, fear of change can be a patterned response... | 1.5396 | 0.05977 | 139 | 81 | 41 | 17 |
663 | Wait, did you say ereptile disfunction!? | 1.5396 | 0.06316 | 139 | 85 | 33 | 21 |
664 | I’m so tired of trying to be something I’m not... | 1.5396 | 0.05977 | 139 | 81 | 41 | 17 |
665 | I'm anything he wants me to be, am I wrong? | 1.5385 | 0.06179 | 143 | 87 | 35 | 21 |
666 | A fear of not standing out. Huh. | 1.5385 | 0.05897 | 130 | 73 | 44 | 13 |
667 | But I don’t WANT to blend in! | 1.5385 | 0.05767 | 143 | 82 | 45 | 16 |
668 | So, why do you think no one can see the real you? | 1.5385 | 0.05897 | 130 | 73 | 44 | 13 |
669 | So, you're telling me your mother was cold? | 1.5375 | 0.05600 | 160 | 94 | 46 | 20 |
670 | So, you're not comfortable in your own skin. | 1.5374 | 0.05893 | 147 | 87 | 41 | 19 |
671 | Does this print make me look fat? | 1.5373 | 0.06054 | 134 | 78 | 40 | 16 |
672 | At what age did you develop a fear of paisley? | 1.5368 | 0.06078 | 136 | 80 | 39 | 17 |
673 | Say more about these recurring patterns. | 1.5368 | 0.05612 | 136 | 75 | 49 | 12 |
674 | And then she said I never showed her my true colours. | 1.5362 | 0.06099 | 138 | 82 | 38 | 18 |
675 | I want to stand out, but I feel like no one sees me. | 1.5362 | 0.05923 | 138 | 80 | 42 | 16 |
676 | So, tell me about your mother, did she also match my couch? | 1.5361 | 0.05613 | 166 | 102 | 40 | 24 |
677 | So how long have you suspected that you’re a lizard? | 1.5360 | 0.06174 | 125 | 72 | 39 | 14 |
678 | Nobody sees me for who I really am. | 1.5360 | 0.06174 | 125 | 72 | 39 | 14 |
679 | I see a pattern developing here. | 1.5359 | 0.05793 | 153 | 91 | 42 | 20 |
680 | Do you find it difficult to adapt to new surroundings? | 1.5357 | 0.05947 | 140 | 82 | 41 | 17 |
681 | I’m noticing a pattern here... | 1.5354 | 0.06102 | 127 | 73 | 40 | 14 |
682 | I’m feeling off-colour | 1.5354 | 0.05999 | 127 | 72 | 42 | 13 |
683 | I can’t analyze you if you don’t show me your true colors. | 1.5354 | 0.06204 | 127 | 74 | 38 | 15 |
684 | When I said ‘you need to change’, I don’t think you understood... | 1.5352 | 0.05624 | 142 | 80 | 48 | 14 |
685 | Just when I think I know the real me, things change. | 1.5352 | 0.05968 | 142 | 84 | 40 | 18 |
686 | Somedays I just feel invisible. | 1.5352 | 0.05968 | 142 | 84 | 40 | 18 |
687 | On a scale of 1-10, how comfortable are you with change? | 1.5349 | 0.06422 | 129 | 78 | 33 | 18 |
688 | For once in my life I’d like to stand out! | 1.5344 | 0.06063 | 131 | 76 | 40 | 15 |
689 | Sometimes I feel like you don’t see me at all. | 1.5344 | 0.06253 | 131 | 78 | 36 | 17 |
690 | Tell me something you would change about yourself. | 1.5342 | 0.05764 | 146 | 85 | 44 | 17 |
691 | Why don’t you try not blending in for a change and see how that feels? | 1.5333 | 0.05882 | 150 | 90 | 40 | 20 |
692 | Patient missed another appointment. | 1.5333 | 0.06255 | 120 | 69 | 38 | 13 |
693 | Do you have any idea why people may be ignoring you? | 1.5321 | 0.05563 | 156 | 91 | 47 | 18 |
694 | I don't know why I try so hard to fit in. That's why I pay you! | 1.5319 | 0.05472 | 141 | 78 | 51 | 12 |
695 | I feel like you’re not seeing me | 1.5317 | 0.06036 | 126 | 77 | 33 | 16 |
696 | It’s the blending in with social circles that I can’t seem to get right.” | 1.5317 | 0.05929 | 126 | 71 | 43 | 12 |
697 | That's not how transference works. | 1.5315 | 0.06261 | 143 | 89 | 32 | 22 |
698 | So, you feel you just blend in to your surroundings? | 1.5315 | 0.05938 | 143 | 85 | 40 | 18 |
699 | So, your parents were both cold blooded? | 1.5315 | 0.05855 | 143 | 84 | 42 | 17 |
700 | Do YOU think you’d be happier if you were plaid? | 1.5312 | 0.06170 | 128 | 75 | 38 | 15 |
701 | I’ve been having a lot of trouble finding myself | 1.5310 | 0.06116 | 145 | 89 | 35 | 21 |
702 | I try my best to blend in…but then everyone acts like I'm not even there. | 1.5309 | 0.05885 | 162 | 101 | 36 | 25 |
703 | So when did you realize you were a product of your environment? | 1.5308 | 0.06291 | 130 | 78 | 35 | 17 |
704 | I’m starting to see a pattern. | 1.5303 | 0.06219 | 132 | 79 | 36 | 17 |
705 | Blending in too well, are we? | 1.5302 | 0.05758 | 149 | 88 | 43 | 18 |
706 | Tuesday: another no-show | 1.5299 | 0.06239 | 134 | 81 | 35 | 18 |
707 | Session notes: Quiet. Evasive. Believes himself to be invisible. | 1.5299 | 0.05869 | 134 | 77 | 43 | 14 |
708 | I just want to be seen. Why is that so hard? | 1.5294 | 0.06407 | 119 | 70 | 35 | 14 |
709 | Now let's talk about your tendency to fade into the background ... | 1.5290 | 0.05666 | 155 | 92 | 44 | 19 |
710 | I just want to show my true colours | 1.5290 | 0.06102 | 138 | 83 | 37 | 18 |
711 | I’ve been having a hard time coping with change. | 1.5289 | 0.05993 | 121 | 68 | 42 | 11 |
712 | I just can't seem to figure out my true colors | 1.5283 | 0.05264 | 159 | 90 | 54 | 15 |
713 | I’m almost sure she’s been sleeping with someone else but I’ve never seen him. | 1.5282 | 0.05887 | 142 | 84 | 41 | 17 |
714 | I rarely got to see my parents | 1.5280 | 0.05856 | 125 | 70 | 44 | 11 |
715 | “I’ll just jot down, ‘tries to blend in'.” | 1.5278 | 0.06071 | 144 | 88 | 36 | 20 |
716 | So, have you always been bothered by having to blend in? | 1.5276 | 0.05897 | 127 | 72 | 43 | 12 |
717 | I fear that people can't see me for who I am. | 1.5271 | 0.06135 | 129 | 76 | 38 | 15 |
718 | I'm just so tired of people thinking that I'm part of the furniture. | 1.5271 | 0.05935 | 129 | 74 | 42 | 13 |
719 | So, you feel like people don't really see you? | 1.5270 | 0.06022 | 148 | 91 | 36 | 21 |
720 | When did you first feel invisible? | 1.5267 | 0.05869 | 131 | 75 | 43 | 13 |
721 | So, what makes you think you have an identity crisis? | 1.5267 | 0.06066 | 131 | 77 | 39 | 15 |
722 | Tell me about your background. | 1.5263 | 0.05805 | 133 | 76 | 44 | 13 |
723 | Stripes with plaid? | 1.5263 | 0.06046 | 152 | 95 | 34 | 23 |
724 | Soduko? I’m pouring my heart out here! | 1.5263 | 0.06276 | 133 | 81 | 34 | 18 |
725 | And is your father in the room with us right now? | 1.5263 | 0.05900 | 152 | 93 | 38 | 21 |
726 | I can do flowers ok, but I’m hopeless at wainscoting. | 1.5259 | 0.06205 | 135 | 82 | 35 | 18 |
727 | So doc, do you recognize this pattern of behavior or what? | 1.5259 | 0.06025 | 135 | 80 | 39 | 16 |
728 | There seems to be a pattern emerging. | 1.5259 | 0.05803 | 116 | 63 | 45 | 8 |
729 | Have you considered that your talent for blending in may not always serve your interests? | 1.5254 | 0.05478 | 118 | 62 | 50 | 6 |
730 | Sometimes I just feel no one notices me. | 1.5252 | 0.05624 | 139 | 79 | 47 | 13 |
731 | I know it sounds small, but just once I'd like to choose my own outfit. | 1.5246 | 0.06398 | 122 | 73 | 34 | 15 |
732 | Your plaid jacket and striped pants are not the challenge; It’s your “pretending to look interested” that I don’t think that I can copy. | 1.5246 | 0.05786 | 122 | 75 | 33 | 14 |
733 | Everyone always expects me to blend in. | 1.5246 | 0.06398 | 122 | 73 | 34 | 15 |
734 | I can see a disturbing pattern emerging. | 1.5242 | 0.06109 | 124 | 72 | 39 | 13 |
735 | It seems you're going through a bit of an identity crisis, Steve. | 1.5242 | 0.06216 | 124 | 73 | 37 | 14 |
736 | Have you considered that you might be projecting onto the couch? | 1.5242 | 0.06109 | 124 | 72 | 39 | 13 |
737 | Give me a minute and I can be totally plaid | 1.5238 | 0.06143 | 126 | 74 | 38 | 14 |
738 | Yeah, I’d say the new meds have a couple side effects... | 1.5238 | 0.06054 | 147 | 91 | 35 | 21 |
739 | I need you to help me find myself | 1.5238 | 0.06038 | 126 | 73 | 40 | 13 |
740 | Notes for session #1: Goal is to help patient realize his desire to blend into his surroundings is genetic, not neurotic. | 1.5234 | 0.06271 | 128 | 77 | 35 | 16 |
741 | It's like I just blend into the background and no one notices me. | 1.5234 | 0.06172 | 128 | 76 | 37 | 15 |
742 | I love you. Now change, she said! | 1.5234 | 0.06271 | 128 | 77 | 35 | 16 |
743 | I’m telling you Doc, sometimes it’s like No-one knows I’m even here. | 1.5234 | 0.05542 | 128 | 70 | 49 | 9 |
744 | ‘You’re right. I do try too hard to blend in’ | 1.5234 | 0.06271 | 128 | 77 | 35 | 16 |
745 | And then she proceeds to tell me how much I’ve changed.” | 1.5232 | 0.05931 | 151 | 93 | 37 | 21 |
746 | Yeah Doc, I use don’t feel like I’m being seen. | 1.5231 | 0.06003 | 130 | 76 | 40 | 14 |
747 | And how long have you felt that you don't stand out? | 1.5231 | 0.06101 | 130 | 77 | 38 | 15 |
748 | How long would you say you’ve felt invisible for? | 1.5231 | 0.06003 | 130 | 76 | 40 | 14 |
749 | Yesterday, you said you were feeling blue. | 1.5227 | 0.06405 | 132 | 82 | 31 | 19 |
750 | ‘Session 4: Client presents on edge though oriented to surroundings...’ | 1.5227 | 0.06494 | 132 | 83 | 29 | 20 |
751 | I don’t always feel seen. | 1.5227 | 0.05533 | 132 | 73 | 49 | 10 |
752 | That's good. Most of my patients have an inability to adapt. | 1.5224 | 0.05577 | 134 | 75 | 48 | 11 |
753 | So,my wife says she doesn’t even notice me anymore. | 1.5224 | 0.05871 | 134 | 78 | 42 | 14 |
754 | Return to work anxiety... what makes you think that you won't blend in? | 1.5224 | 0.05677 | 134 | 76 | 46 | 12 |
755 | So,what makes you think people are ignoring you? | 1.5220 | 0.05560 | 159 | 95 | 45 | 19 |
756 | I don't have chameleon personality disorder; I AM a CHAMELEON. | 1.5217 | 0.06104 | 138 | 84 | 36 | 18 |
757 | Checks and stripes and I'm supposed to trust you? | 1.5217 | 0.06576 | 115 | 69 | 32 | 14 |
758 | I don't know doc, I feel like no one ever notices me. | 1.5214 | 0.05503 | 140 | 79 | 49 | 12 |
759 | so you’re blue today? | 1.5214 | 0.05777 | 140 | 82 | 43 | 15 |
760 | I agree that "slimy, prehensile, bug-eyed reptile" is a bit excessive but she is right that you seem to change your opinions according to the situation. | 1.5214 | 0.06021 | 117 | 66 | 41 | 10 |
761 | ..and she treated me like she didn't even see me! | 1.5214 | 0.06492 | 117 | 70 | 33 | 14 |
762 | "...patient beginning to show signs of transference . . . | 1.5210 | 0.06410 | 119 | 71 | 34 | 14 |
763 | And do you ever get the feeling that nobody sees you? | 1.5210 | 0.06184 | 119 | 69 | 38 | 12 |
764 | Well, perhaps there is no inner you. | 1.5210 | 0.06629 | 119 | 73 | 30 | 16 |
765 | So you want to learn how to stand out rather than always blending in? | 1.5208 | 0.05659 | 144 | 84 | 45 | 15 |
766 | Looks like my 9 o'clock is a no show. | 1.5207 | 0.06439 | 121 | 73 | 33 | 15 |
767 | I keep getting involved with the wrong upholstery. | 1.5207 | 0.06439 | 121 | 73 | 33 | 15 |
768 | I don’t know. I just feel unseen. | 1.5207 | 0.05641 | 121 | 66 | 47 | 8 |
769 | Sometimes I just feel like nobody sees me... | 1.5207 | 0.06221 | 121 | 71 | 37 | 13 |
770 | You know I can still see you. | 1.5203 | 0.06147 | 123 | 72 | 38 | 13 |
771 | When I'm lying on this couch, it's like you can't even see me. | 1.5203 | 0.05926 | 123 | 70 | 42 | 11 |
772 | I feel like I've been going through a lot of changes. | 1.5203 | 0.05579 | 123 | 67 | 48 | 8 |
773 | You can hide from me but not from your feelings. | 1.5203 | 0.06038 | 123 | 71 | 40 | 12 |
774 | You understand you can be whatever you want, right? | 1.5203 | 0.06566 | 123 | 76 | 30 | 17 |
775 | So you're a little off color... what else? | 1.5200 | 0.06075 | 125 | 73 | 39 | 13 |
776 | Wait! Don't write that, I can change. | 1.5200 | 0.06284 | 125 | 75 | 35 | 15 |
777 | Well, judging by your symptoms I think you’re a chameleon | 1.5200 | 0.06385 | 125 | 76 | 33 | 16 |
778 | I'm still here. | 1.5197 | 0.06005 | 127 | 74 | 40 | 13 |
779 | I feel a constant pressure to blend in with my surroundings. | 1.5194 | 0.06138 | 129 | 77 | 37 | 15 |
780 | Hmm. I do see a pattern in your behavior. | 1.5194 | 0.06138 | 129 | 77 | 37 | 15 |
781 | OK,I’ll just put “undecided” for race. | 1.5188 | 0.05401 | 133 | 73 | 51 | 9 |
782 | And, did your mother love paisley? | 1.5188 | 0.05904 | 133 | 78 | 41 | 14 |
783 | You know if you “don’t show up” the hour is still billable. | 1.5188 | 0.06094 | 133 | 80 | 37 | 16 |
784 | Acute conformity syndrome. | 1.5185 | 0.05934 | 135 | 80 | 40 | 15 |
785 | Note to self: new upholstery needed. | 1.5185 | 0.06027 | 135 | 81 | 38 | 16 |
786 | Dr., I feel like no matter what I do, I never stand out. | 1.5185 | 0.05934 | 135 | 80 | 40 | 15 |
787 | When was it that you first felt that no one could see you? | 1.5177 | 0.05568 | 141 | 81 | 47 | 13 |
788 | You find it easy to blend in, but you like to stand out as well? | 1.5177 | 0.05659 | 141 | 82 | 45 | 14 |
789 | So then I said, "I just don't think you see me." | 1.5177 | 0.05659 | 141 | 82 | 45 | 14 |
790 | But Doc, I’m just trying to blend in. | 1.5175 | 0.06382 | 114 | 67 | 35 | 12 |
791 | See what I mean? It's embarrassing! Your couch makes me look like a pansy! | 1.5172 | 0.06760 | 116 | 72 | 28 | 16 |
792 | Wait, I thought you told me you were feeling blue | 1.5172 | 0.06648 | 116 | 71 | 30 | 15 |
793 | You'd think I'd have an easy time blending in at parties. | 1.5169 | 0.05986 | 118 | 67 | 41 | 10 |
794 | You keep repeating patterns. We should work on that. | 1.5168 | 0.05762 | 149 | 90 | 41 | 18 |
795 | So, Mr. Ionesco, when did you begin to notice this change? | 1.5164 | 0.05610 | 122 | 67 | 47 | 8 |
796 | And how did it make you feel when your mother told you to "blend in"? | 1.5164 | 0.06400 | 122 | 74 | 33 | 15 |
797 | So you say you often feel invisible? | 1.5164 | 0.05962 | 122 | 70 | 41 | 11 |
798 | It's like I become part of the furniture . . . | 1.5161 | 0.05886 | 155 | 97 | 36 | 22 |
799 | What do you think, Doc, is it projection or transference? | 1.5161 | 0.06626 | 124 | 78 | 28 | 18 |
800 | So your mother told you to blend in? | 1.5161 | 0.06058 | 124 | 75 | 35 | 14 |
801 | So, I understand you’re having issues blending in. | 1.5159 | 0.05490 | 126 | 69 | 49 | 8 |
802 | See? I told you I'd change. | 1.5159 | 0.06545 | 126 | 79 | 29 | 18 |
803 | I don't want to fit in, I need to fit in. | 1.5159 | 0.05716 | 126 | 71 | 45 | 10 |
804 | Why do you think it is you feel a constant need to change? | 1.5159 | 0.06041 | 126 | 74 | 39 | 13 |
805 | Blah Blah Blah-I'm more focused on that ant on your lapel | 1.5156 | 0.06466 | 128 | 80 | 30 | 18 |
806 | Maybe it's in your nature to always blend in? | 1.5152 | 0.05938 | 132 | 78 | 40 | 14 |
807 | Yes. I can see why it bothers you that people treat you like you're not there, but I don't think it's entirely their fault. | 1.5147 | 0.05320 | 136 | 75 | 52 | 9 |
808 | The worst is between Houndstooth and Paisley. | 1.5143 | 0.05778 | 140 | 83 | 42 | 15 |
809 | What do you mean by, “clear pattern emerging “? | 1.5138 | 0.06724 | 109 | 66 | 30 | 13 |
810 | Let me note that we're definitely seeing a pattern here. | 1.5138 | 0.06724 | 109 | 66 | 30 | 13 |
811 | When did you first feel the need to blend in? | 1.5135 | 0.06382 | 111 | 65 | 35 | 11 |
812 | I have diagnosed you with ereptile dysfunction. | 1.5135 | 0.06876 | 111 | 69 | 27 | 15 |
813 | Tell me more about your reptile dysfunction | 1.5135 | 0.06509 | 111 | 66 | 33 | 12 |
814 | Another hour wasted. Note to self: revise cancellation policy. | 1.5133 | 0.05575 | 150 | 89 | 45 | 16 |
815 | Hey, I'm still here!...And you suck at Sudoku. | 1.5133 | 0.07124 | 113 | 73 | 22 | 18 |
816 | How does the new couch make you feel? | 1.5133 | 0.06044 | 113 | 64 | 40 | 9 |
817 | I think if I could find a pattern I liked, everything else in my life would fall into place. | 1.5133 | 0.06783 | 113 | 70 | 28 | 15 |
818 | Julius, I assure you this pattern of behavior is completely normal | 1.5133 | 0.06300 | 113 | 66 | 36 | 11 |
819 | Patient adapts well to environment | 1.5130 | 0.06917 | 115 | 73 | 25 | 17 |
820 | Sometimes I feel so... invisible. (Teddy Quinn, Age 9) | 1.5128 | 0.06717 | 117 | 73 | 28 | 16 |
821 | Some days I just feel so invisible. | 1.5128 | 0.06263 | 117 | 69 | 36 | 12 |
822 | You’re not the only one who thinks they can see right through me, you know. | 1.5128 | 0.06379 | 117 | 70 | 34 | 13 |
823 | I can no longer see you as a patient. | 1.5126 | 0.06070 | 119 | 69 | 39 | 11 |
824 | Tell me more about feeling invisible. | 1.5124 | 0.06111 | 121 | 71 | 38 | 12 |
825 | You know, I've always struggled with fitting in. | 1.5124 | 0.06441 | 121 | 74 | 32 | 15 |
826 | . . . and how did that make you look? | 1.5124 | 0.06333 | 121 | 73 | 34 | 14 |
827 | Patient presents an extreme case of transference. | 1.5124 | 0.06547 | 121 | 75 | 30 | 16 |
828 | What do you mean, you think I'm hiding my true self? | 1.5124 | 0.06111 | 121 | 71 | 38 | 12 |
829 | This is the worst case of transference I've ever seen." | 1.5124 | 0.06441 | 121 | 74 | 32 | 15 |
830 | Lately, Doc, I’m blue all the time. | 1.5122 | 0.06039 | 123 | 72 | 39 | 12 |
831 | What if you just decided, “I’m my own person. I don’t need to blend in?” | 1.5116 | 0.06040 | 129 | 77 | 38 | 14 |
832 | So, you hear a voice that says, "Be the couch!" - tell me more. | 1.5116 | 0.06428 | 129 | 81 | 30 | 18 |
833 | I’ve never felt comfortable in my own skin | 1.5108 | 0.05719 | 139 | 82 | 43 | 14 |
834 | Whenever I go out I just seem to fade into the background. | 1.5105 | 0.05944 | 143 | 88 | 37 | 18 |
835 | So, you say that you are having trouble adjusting to your environment? | 1.5103 | 0.05632 | 145 | 86 | 44 | 15 |
836 | I guess my greatest fear is turning into my mother. | 1.5093 | 0.06772 | 108 | 66 | 29 | 13 |
837 | You must be totally transparent with me. | 1.5093 | 0.05009 | 108 | 64 | 37 | 7 |
838 | I was always changing to please others | 1.5093 | 0.06772 | 108 | 66 | 29 | 13 |
839 | Well,Doctor,it all started when Dad disappeared on us | 1.5091 | 0.07044 | 110 | 70 | 24 | 16 |
840 | I feel like everyone expects me to change for them... I'm starting to not recognize myself | 1.5091 | 0.06294 | 110 | 64 | 36 | 10 |
841 | She never seems to notice me. It's like I'm just part of the background. | 1.5089 | 0.06213 | 112 | 65 | 37 | 10 |
842 | Unlike you I always try to match. | 1.5089 | 0.06590 | 112 | 68 | 31 | 13 |
843 | Wherever life takes me, I just wanna be a great stand up Chameleon... | 1.5089 | 0.06711 | 112 | 69 | 29 | 14 |
844 | I don’t know doctor, I feel like I just blend in with everything and can’t seem to find my own self. | 1.5089 | 0.06082 | 112 | 64 | 39 | 9 |
845 | I’m tired of changing based on my surroundings | 1.5088 | 0.06622 | 114 | 70 | 30 | 14 |
846 | I just feel part of the furniture | 1.5088 | 0.06135 | 114 | 66 | 38 | 10 |
847 | ‘I feel like I’m always changing myself to fit my surroundings.’ | 1.5088 | 0.06504 | 114 | 69 | 32 | 13 |
848 | Do I ever feel blue? Depends what I’m standing next to. | 1.5086 | 0.06421 | 116 | 70 | 33 | 13 |
849 | Doc, it started out with just one cicada. But they're so damn delicious! No, it's not an addiction. I just can't help myself! | 1.5086 | 0.06060 | 116 | 67 | 39 | 10 |
850 | I guess I just have trouble feeling...seen. | 1.5086 | 0.05807 | 116 | 65 | 43 | 8 |
851 | Why do you try so hard to fit in? | 1.5086 | 0.06060 | 116 | 67 | 39 | 10 |
852 | I just wish I could stand out for once! | 1.5086 | 0.06421 | 116 | 70 | 33 | 13 |
853 | Schizotypal personality disorder. Lacks sense of self. Tends to blend in with surroundings. | 1.5085 | 0.06225 | 118 | 70 | 36 | 12 |
854 | I keep telling her I can change | 1.5085 | 0.06340 | 118 | 71 | 34 | 13 |
855 | If camouflaging your emotions really helped you to cope we wouldn’t be here today, would we? | 1.5085 | 0.06225 | 118 | 70 | 36 | 12 |
856 | Maybe it’s because my father never noticed me. | 1.5082 | 0.06076 | 122 | 72 | 38 | 12 |
857 | I'm not sure what my true colors are. | 1.5082 | 0.06401 | 122 | 75 | 32 | 15 |
858 | Because I’m a chameleon, damn it! No wonder I look florid! | 1.5081 | 0.06005 | 124 | 73 | 39 | 12 |
859 | So, when did you first notice this need to fit in? | 1.5081 | 0.06427 | 124 | 77 | 31 | 16 |
860 | So what I hear you saying is that you want to feel seen. | 1.5081 | 0.06005 | 124 | 73 | 39 | 12 |
861 | You seem to have an uncontrollable desire to blend in wherever you are. | 1.5081 | 0.06005 | 124 | 73 | 39 | 12 |
862 | So, you don't like to blend in? | 1.5081 | 0.05309 | 124 | 72 | 43 | 9 |
863 | Am I blue? | 1.5079 | 0.06042 | 126 | 75 | 38 | 13 |
864 | Your notes say that I'm cold-blooded and reptilian? That's not a diagnosis-- it is a stereotype. | 1.5079 | 0.06042 | 126 | 75 | 38 | 13 |
865 | I’ve never really had a problem blending in, Doc, I’ve just never truly felt seen. | 1.5078 | 0.06371 | 128 | 80 | 31 | 17 |
866 | I don't know who I really am anymore. | 1.5078 | 0.05973 | 128 | 76 | 39 | 13 |
867 | If I am cold-blooded, why do I have all these feelings? | 1.5076 | 0.06036 | 132 | 80 | 37 | 15 |
868 | Patient has changed since starting therapy. | 1.5075 | 0.06062 | 134 | 82 | 36 | 16 |
869 | So you've always wanted to just fit in? | 1.5075 | 0.05969 | 134 | 81 | 38 | 15 |
870 | On the contrary, I feel you do fit in. | 1.5074 | 0.05995 | 136 | 83 | 37 | 16 |
871 | Whenever we argue she disappears for a week. | 1.5072 | 0.05930 | 138 | 84 | 38 | 16 |
872 | And how long have you had this issue of always needing to blend in? | 1.5053 | 0.06999 | 95 | 57 | 28 | 10 |
873 | Doc, I'm tellin' ya, sometimes it's like I'm not even there. | 1.5048 | 0.06783 | 105 | 64 | 29 | 12 |
874 | Diagnosis: a reptile dysfunction. | 1.5047 | 0.07438 | 107 | 71 | 18 | 18 |
875 | Seeing the pattern is easy enough. It’s making the necessary changes that exhaust me. | 1.5047 | 0.06689 | 107 | 65 | 30 | 12 |
876 | Of course your mother was cold blooded. She was a reptile. | 1.5046 | 0.06335 | 109 | 64 | 35 | 10 |
877 | So, how did it make you feel when Geico chose the gecko over you? | 1.5046 | 0.06662 | 109 | 69 | 26 | 14 |
878 | And which one of you am I seeing today? | 1.5045 | 0.06253 | 111 | 65 | 36 | 10 |
879 | The first step is the willingness to to change. | 1.5045 | 0.06253 | 111 | 65 | 36 | 10 |
880 | I have to say, I'm not crazy about the new upholstery. | 1.5044 | 0.06784 | 113 | 71 | 27 | 15 |
881 | Your decorating scheme is making me psychotic. | 1.5044 | 0.06174 | 113 | 66 | 37 | 10 |
882 | Watch your tongue! | 1.5043 | 0.06579 | 115 | 71 | 30 | 14 |
883 | I think you adapt too easily! | 1.5043 | 0.06579 | 115 | 71 | 30 | 14 |
884 | I feel like I'm in a state of constant change... | 1.5043 | 0.06579 | 115 | 71 | 30 | 14 |
885 | Nice Jacket!” | 1.5043 | 0.06462 | 115 | 70 | 32 | 13 |
886 | It’s always great at first. But then it’s like I’m invisible or something. | 1.5043 | 0.06462 | 115 | 70 | 32 | 13 |
887 | I’d appreciate it if you reupholstered. | 1.5043 | 0.06098 | 115 | 67 | 38 | 10 |
888 | If my wife calls, you didn't see me. | 1.5043 | 0.06495 | 117 | 72 | 31 | 14 |
889 | Ah, yes, there seems to be a pattern developing. | 1.5043 | 0.06264 | 117 | 70 | 35 | 12 |
890 | What do you mean “patient didn’t show up?” | 1.5043 | 0.06607 | 117 | 73 | 29 | 15 |
891 | I Wish I Didn’t Always Try to Blend In, Doc. | 1.5042 | 0.05952 | 119 | 69 | 40 | 10 |
892 | I understand your need to blend in, but sometimes you simply need to be more assertive. | 1.5041 | 0.05999 | 121 | 71 | 39 | 11 |
893 | Well, I’m definitely starting to see a pattern.” | 1.5041 | 0.06040 | 123 | 73 | 38 | 12 |
894 | I don’t do well with change. | 1.5041 | 0.05815 | 123 | 71 | 42 | 10 |
895 | So, let me get this right, you DON'T want to change, is that it? | 1.5040 | 0.05861 | 125 | 73 | 41 | 11 |
896 | Don’t worry, breaking unwanted patterns is a struggle for many. | 1.5040 | 0.06286 | 125 | 77 | 33 | 15 |
897 | I have a need to fit in. | 1.5039 | 0.05576 | 127 | 72 | 46 | 9 |
898 | Patient has an identity crisis. | 1.5039 | 0.05625 | 129 | 74 | 45 | 10 |
899 | What do you mean you don't feel seen? | 1.5036 | 0.05719 | 139 | 83 | 42 | 14 |
900 | How long have you had this overwhelming need to avoid standing out? | 1.5035 | 0.05690 | 143 | 86 | 42 | 15 |
901 | The receptionist told me that the doctor will see me now. Can you? | 1.5000 | 0.05734 | 108 | 67 | 31 | 10 |
902 | I see. So you’re worried that you just don’t seem to stand out in a crowd. | 1.5000 | 0.06303 | 116 | 70 | 34 | 12 |
903 | Doc, I've been suffering from reptile dysfunction. | 1.5000 | 0.06468 | 128 | 82 | 28 | 18 |
904 | I'm not sure where you are on the spectrum. | 1.5000 | 0.05949 | 112 | 64 | 40 | 8 |
905 | She said I wasn't being transparent enough | 1.5000 | 0.06425 | 110 | 66 | 33 | 11 |
906 | How can I commit to a relationship when I cannot commit even to a colour? | 1.5000 | 0.05866 | 118 | 68 | 41 | 9 |
907 | I bet I’d look better in plaid. | 1.5000 | 0.06262 | 104 | 60 | 36 | 8 |
908 | Latin for bug. Five letters. | 1.5000 | 0.06409 | 104 | 61 | 34 | 9 |
909 | Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you had already gone... | 1.5000 | 0.06421 | 116 | 71 | 32 | 13 |
910 | I’ve changed | 1.5000 | 0.06008 | 114 | 66 | 39 | 9 |
911 | Why do you think you have this compulsive need to blend in? | 1.5000 | 0.05874 | 134 | 81 | 39 | 14 |
912 | I was supposed to have a patient come in 10 minutes ago but he's nowhere to be seen" | 1.5000 | 0.06464 | 106 | 63 | 33 | 10 |
913 | Doctor I'm going through a lot of changes | 1.5000 | 0.05917 | 120 | 70 | 40 | 10 |
914 | Classic paranoiac. Patient is always looking out for danger and exhibits a tendency to fade into his surroundings. | 1.5000 | 0.06342 | 112 | 67 | 34 | 11 |
915 | "Another no-show. Every week at this time." | 1.5000 | 0.06601 | 106 | 64 | 31 | 11 |
916 | Just stay off my sport jacket. | 1.5000 | 0.06160 | 110 | 64 | 37 | 9 |
917 | Before we start, I’m required by my designer to inform you that his pattern is copyrighted, and any commercial use is expressly prohibited. | 1.5000 | 0.06192 | 102 | 58 | 37 | 7 |
918 | Those pants do not go with that jacket. | 1.5000 | 0.06623 | 114 | 71 | 29 | 14 |
919 | Are you Crazy? I'm supposed to remain calm when I'm facing imminent extinction. | 1.5000 | 0.06214 | 112 | 66 | 36 | 10 |
920 | So ... why do you think you want to be a couch? | 1.5000 | 0.06643 | 126 | 82 | 25 | 19 |
921 | It’s more than just skin deep, I’ve realized I’m seriously a product of my environment | 1.5000 | 0.06220 | 124 | 76 | 34 | 14 |
922 | I just can’t seem to meet anyone else who’s open to change | 1.5000 | 0.06105 | 130 | 80 | 35 | 15 |
923 | Dr. Kotnick sometimes felt like his sofa was watching him. | 1.5000 | 0.07250 | 106 | 69 | 21 | 16 |
924 | Mirroring? But that’s what my last therapist said. | 1.5000 | 0.06554 | 110 | 67 | 31 | 12 |
925 | It's been downhill ever since I was passed over for the Geico commercial. | 1.4964 | 0.06052 | 137 | 86 | 34 | 17 |
926 | I know I've been telling you to adapt to new environments, but is a bit much. | 1.4962 | 0.06002 | 133 | 82 | 36 | 15 |
927 | Nobody notices me, Doctor. ... I say, NOBODY NOTICES ME. | 1.4962 | 0.06002 | 133 | 82 | 36 | 15 |
928 | It's so seldom that the delusion itself comes in for counseling. | 1.4962 | 0.05773 | 131 | 78 | 41 | 12 |
929 | I see a pattern . . . | 1.4962 | 0.05873 | 131 | 79 | 39 | 13 |
930 | So what I’m hearing is that you feel like nobody sees the real you... Oh. Guess he left. | 1.4962 | 0.05973 | 131 | 80 | 37 | 14 |
931 | At least I don't mix plaids and stripes!" | 1.4961 | 0.06410 | 127 | 81 | 29 | 17 |
932 | You always seem to be so flowery here, but so dark and grey on the street. Would you like to talk about that... | 1.4958 | 0.06301 | 119 | 73 | 33 | 13 |
933 | Sometimes, I feel like I am disappearing | 1.4957 | 0.05774 | 117 | 67 | 42 | 8 |
934 | Patient exhibits too much willingness to change. | 1.4957 | 0.06098 | 115 | 68 | 37 | 10 |
935 | So you’ve always found it difficult to stand out? | 1.4957 | 0.06807 | 115 | 74 | 25 | 16 |
936 | I feel like I just don’t blend in. | 1.4957 | 0.06098 | 115 | 68 | 37 | 10 |
937 | Ironic, but it appears you have multiple personality disorder. | 1.4957 | 0.06462 | 115 | 71 | 31 | 13 |
938 | I always feel pushed into the background | 1.4956 | 0.05497 | 113 | 62 | 46 | 5 |
939 | Doc, this couch has made a big imprint on me | 1.4955 | 0.06510 | 111 | 68 | 31 | 12 |
940 | I used to be an exotic pet now I just feel invisible | 1.4955 | 0.05986 | 111 | 64 | 39 | 8 |
941 | I think I'm learning how to cope with change. | 1.4955 | 0.05986 | 111 | 64 | 39 | 8 |
942 | I just feel invisible sometimes, doc. | 1.4954 | 0.05919 | 109 | 62 | 40 | 7 |
943 | I’m contemplating how I’d look in your sport coat. | 1.4954 | 0.06200 | 109 | 64 | 36 | 9 |
944 | I feel like I blend in too much... | 1.4954 | 0.06200 | 109 | 64 | 36 | 9 |
945 | All the color has gone out of my life . | 1.4954 | 0.06726 | 109 | 68 | 28 | 13 |
946 | Another no-show! Well you're getting a bill anyway! | 1.4953 | 0.06820 | 107 | 67 | 27 | 13 |
947 | My boss keeps telling me he wants me to stand out more at work but it's just not in my nature. | 1.4952 | 0.06366 | 105 | 62 | 34 | 9 |
948 | Finally. A moment to myself. | 1.4952 | 0.06508 | 105 | 63 | 32 | 10 |
949 | I just never really stand out | 1.4951 | 0.06304 | 103 | 60 | 35 | 8 |
950 | In this session I’d like you to tell me a little more about your background. | 1.4951 | 0.06151 | 103 | 69 | 21 | 13 |
951 | I just never feel comfortable in my own skin | 1.4948 | 0.06239 | 97 | 55 | 36 | 6 |
952 | I don't know what to do, Doc. I told her, "I can change, I promise," but she said that was part of the problem. | 1.4924 | 0.06036 | 132 | 82 | 35 | 15 |
953 | What do you mean people don't notice you? | 1.4921 | 0.06146 | 126 | 78 | 34 | 14 |
954 | And what motivated you to go into politics? | 1.4919 | 0.06528 | 124 | 80 | 27 | 17 |
955 | And how long have you felt this pressure to "blend in"? | 1.4919 | 0.06113 | 124 | 76 | 35 | 13 |
956 | Does this couch make me look fat? | 1.4918 | 0.06295 | 122 | 76 | 32 | 14 |
957 | I'm afraid you're trying too hard to blend in. | 1.4918 | 0.06186 | 122 | 75 | 34 | 13 |
958 | I wonder if he realizes I’m here. | 1.4918 | 0.06186 | 122 | 75 | 34 | 13 |
959 | I'm tired of changing all of the time. | 1.4918 | 0.06295 | 122 | 76 | 32 | 14 |
960 | Tell me more about this fear of tartan... | 1.4917 | 0.06149 | 120 | 73 | 35 | 12 |
961 | How does one fix a compulsive need to blend in? | 1.4917 | 0.06373 | 120 | 75 | 31 | 14 |
962 | It's like most people don't even see me. | 1.4915 | 0.06225 | 118 | 72 | 34 | 12 |
963 | I no longer recognize myself. | 1.4915 | 0.06225 | 118 | 72 | 34 | 12 |
964 | Do you have a more masculine sofa we could use? | 1.4915 | 0.06225 | 118 | 72 | 34 | 12 |
965 | Lately, I've been feeling a lot of pressure to blend in. | 1.4915 | 0.06107 | 118 | 71 | 36 | 11 |
966 | Sometimes I feel as if I'm invisible | 1.4914 | 0.06183 | 116 | 70 | 35 | 11 |
967 | It’s no use trying, Doc. Change is the only constant. | 1.4914 | 0.05935 | 116 | 68 | 39 | 9 |
968 | Adapt to my surroundings...AGAIN? | 1.4914 | 0.06060 | 116 | 69 | 37 | 10 |
969 | ...He just looked right through me. Like I wasn’t even there | 1.4914 | 0.06421 | 116 | 72 | 31 | 13 |
970 | Listen doc, after all these years, I don’t really feel like blending in anymore. Can you help me? | 1.4912 | 0.06383 | 114 | 70 | 32 | 12 |
971 | They just don't recognize me for who I really am. | 1.4912 | 0.06383 | 114 | 70 | 32 | 12 |
972 | I look a lot better in paisley. | 1.4912 | 0.06261 | 114 | 69 | 34 | 11 |
973 | I just feel like I am invisible.... hey are you listening to me?!? | 1.4912 | 0.06504 | 114 | 71 | 30 | 13 |
974 | I know,I know Doc,I gotta stop repeating these patterns... | 1.4912 | 0.06622 | 114 | 72 | 28 | 14 |
975 | If you’re tired of always blending in to the background, you might also try glasses and a bow tie to stand out a bit. | 1.4912 | 0.06135 | 114 | 68 | 36 | 10 |
976 | Good work, but I said try blending in with others | 1.4912 | 0.06383 | 114 | 70 | 32 | 12 |
977 | Why do you not feel seen? | 1.4911 | 0.06082 | 112 | 66 | 37 | 9 |
978 | Do you recall when this compulsion to blend in first started? | 1.4911 | 0.06467 | 112 | 69 | 31 | 12 |
979 | When did you stop seeing each other? | 1.4909 | 0.06553 | 110 | 68 | 30 | 12 |
980 | I've just never felt comfortable in my own skin. | 1.4907 | 0.06170 | 108 | 66 | 32 | 10 |
981 | I tried sitting on bright colors,but I'm still blue. | 1.4907 | 0.06377 | 108 | 65 | 33 | 10 |
982 | Sometimes I think no one ever really sees me. | 1.4907 | 0.06898 | 108 | 69 | 25 | 14 |
983 | Any progress on the “wallflower” front? | 1.4906 | 0.06735 | 106 | 66 | 28 | 12 |
984 | Don't move - there's a fly on your bow tie. | 1.4906 | 0.06463 | 106 | 64 | 32 | 10 |
985 | I don't fit in. | 1.4906 | 0.06032 | 106 | 61 | 38 | 7 |
986 | So, how long have you felt unseen? | 1.4906 | 0.05881 | 106 | 60 | 40 | 6 |
987 | My partner says I’ve changed | 1.4904 | 0.06261 | 104 | 61 | 35 | 8 |
988 | So, tell me about these feelings you have that no one ever notices you. | 1.4902 | 0.06497 | 102 | 61 | 32 | 9 |
989 | I try so hard to stand out but they never notice | 1.4902 | 0.06346 | 102 | 60 | 34 | 8 |
990 | So, why do you think you always repeat this pattern? | 1.4902 | 0.06790 | 102 | 63 | 28 | 11 |
991 | Does this come in any other color? | 1.4900 | 0.06113 | 100 | 57 | 37 | 6 |
992 | I think I see a pattern. | 1.4900 | 0.06590 | 100 | 60 | 31 | 9 |
993 | They say it's impostor syndrome. | 1.4900 | 0.06113 | 100 | 57 | 37 | 6 |
994 | It’s a new couch, it blends well with the patient | 1.4898 | 0.06526 | 98 | 58 | 32 | 8 |
995 | Have you ever considered that you may be projecting? | 1.4898 | 0.06686 | 98 | 59 | 30 | 9 |
996 | Did I mention I'm non-binary? | 1.4896 | 0.07101 | 96 | 60 | 25 | 11 |
997 | Tell you about my background? | 1.4885 | 0.06353 | 131 | 85 | 28 | 18 |
998 | It appears you are very susceptible to your environment. | 1.4884 | 0.05939 | 129 | 79 | 37 | 13 |
999 | Do you think all this time, I’ve been hiding from myself? | 1.4882 | 0.05686 | 127 | 75 | 42 | 10 |
1000 | It could be worse. I could be wearing that jacket. | 1.4874 | 0.05951 | 119 | 71 | 38 | 10 |
1001 | If your mother were a color, what color would she be? | 1.4874 | 0.06186 | 119 | 73 | 34 | 12 |
1002 | I know it's a cool party trick, but sometimes I just want to feel seen. | 1.4872 | 0.06494 | 117 | 74 | 29 | 14 |
1003 | Sometimes, I just don't feel seen. | 1.4872 | 0.05899 | 117 | 69 | 39 | 9 |
1004 | I don't know, doc, but I just have this overwhelming need to blend in. | 1.4872 | 0.06494 | 117 | 74 | 29 | 14 |
1005 | I just wish she would notice me. | 1.4872 | 0.06379 | 117 | 73 | 31 | 13 |
1006 | I have this need to just blend in | 1.4870 | 0.05970 | 115 | 68 | 38 | 9 |
1007 | So you've never felt like you fit in. | 1.4870 | 0.06097 | 115 | 69 | 36 | 10 |
1008 | Maybe your are trying to fit in too hard. | 1.4870 | 0.06461 | 115 | 72 | 30 | 13 |
1009 | Another no-show... | 1.4870 | 0.06342 | 115 | 71 | 32 | 12 |
1010 | I think changing your zoom background will solve a lot of your problems. | 1.4867 | 0.06424 | 113 | 70 | 31 | 12 |
1011 | No one ever seems to notice me. | 1.4867 | 0.06300 | 113 | 69 | 33 | 11 |
1012 | But do you vant to change? | 1.4865 | 0.06634 | 111 | 70 | 28 | 13 |
1013 | Really? I tried changing colors, but we’re in a black and white cartoon | 1.4865 | 0.06509 | 111 | 69 | 30 | 12 |
1014 | I'm feeling dizzy. Do you have anything in tan leather? | 1.4865 | 0.06120 | 111 | 66 | 36 | 9 |
1015 | I'm tired of blending in all the time, Doc. Doc? | 1.4865 | 0.06876 | 111 | 72 | 24 | 15 |
1016 | Another no-show. Discharge patient from caseload. | 1.4865 | 0.06634 | 111 | 70 | 28 | 13 |
1017 | " I really need a change of scenery. | 1.4862 | 0.06467 | 109 | 67 | 31 | 11 |
1018 | Doctor,my husband doesn’t see me anymore | 1.4862 | 0.06850 | 109 | 70 | 25 | 14 |
1019 | One of the hallmarks of a psychopath is being able to hide in plain sight. | 1.4862 | 0.06060 | 109 | 64 | 37 | 8 |
1020 | And then she called me cold-blooded. | 1.4860 | 0.07196 | 107 | 71 | 20 | 16 |
1021 | I want people to know my true colors | 1.4860 | 0.05992 | 107 | 62 | 38 | 7 |
1022 | I just need to know if you see the real me. | 1.4857 | 0.06364 | 105 | 63 | 33 | 9 |
1023 | And that's why I was offended when he chose ‘True Colors,’ as his karaoke song. | 1.4857 | 0.06506 | 105 | 64 | 31 | 10 |
1024 | You are not hiding from me, you are just hiding from yourself. | 1.4857 | 0.06506 | 105 | 64 | 31 | 10 |
1025 | I just feel like a creature of my environment. | 1.4857 | 0.06646 | 105 | 65 | 29 | 11 |
1026 | Any other side effects? | 1.4854 | 0.06740 | 103 | 64 | 28 | 11 |
1027 | Would you say, then, that you are easily influenced? | 1.4854 | 0.06149 | 103 | 60 | 36 | 7 |
1028 | Interesting. And what do you think coloured that experience for you? | 1.4854 | 0.06740 | 103 | 64 | 28 | 11 |
1029 | Even after paying $250 an hour, I still feel invisible. | 1.4854 | 0.06452 | 103 | 62 | 32 | 9 |
1030 | Tell me about the first time you felt you weren't seen. | 1.4854 | 0.06452 | 103 | 62 | 32 | 9 |
1031 | Tell me more about this struggle to feel seen. | 1.4851 | 0.05579 | 134 | 80 | 43 | 11 |
1032 | I swear it’s the couch that’s copying me, not the other way around! | 1.4848 | 0.06479 | 99 | 59 | 32 | 8 |
1033 | Can we skip over the rest of my mom stuff and move on to the metamorphosis? | 1.4848 | 0.06940 | 99 | 62 | 26 | 11 |
1034 | my friends say i’m changing… | 1.4848 | 0.06479 | 99 | 59 | 32 | 8 |
1035 | In every relationship I change until I don't recognize myself anymore. | 1.4845 | 0.06892 | 97 | 60 | 27 | 10 |
1036 | Don’t we all just want to be seen? | 1.4842 | 0.06998 | 95 | 59 | 26 | 10 |
1037 | Tell me, how is this uncontrollable urge to blend in manifesting itself? | 1.4839 | 0.07108 | 93 | 58 | 25 | 10 |
1038 | Patient exhibits extreme codependency with my couch... | 1.4836 | 0.06185 | 122 | 76 | 33 | 13 |
1039 | Patient quite shy, too apt to get lost in his surroundings. Recommendation: change of scenery. | 1.4831 | 0.06452 | 118 | 75 | 29 | 14 |
1040 | I just feel invisible sometimes. | 1.4828 | 0.06760 | 116 | 76 | 24 | 16 |
1041 | If you wore stripes with checks to confuse me it’s working | 1.4825 | 0.06382 | 114 | 71 | 31 | 12 |
1042 | My father was a cross dresser. | 1.4821 | 0.05947 | 112 | 66 | 38 | 8 |
1043 | Getting a divorce, starting a new job, and turning into a flowery pattern -- that's a lot of change to deal with. | 1.4821 | 0.06340 | 112 | 69 | 32 | 11 |
1044 | Highly impressionable; no stable sense of self. | 1.4818 | 0.06292 | 110 | 67 | 33 | 10 |
1045 | Are you hiding from the world or are you hiding from yourself? | 1.4818 | 0.06158 | 110 | 66 | 35 | 9 |
1046 | Have you tried changing your surroundings? | 1.4818 | 0.06551 | 110 | 69 | 29 | 12 |
1047 | It’s like he can’t even see me... | 1.4818 | 0.06423 | 110 | 68 | 31 | 11 |
1048 | I see - your mother's striped couch made you feel like an inmate | 1.4815 | 0.07267 | 81 | 49 | 25 | 7 |
1049 | People either ignore me or don't see me. | 1.4815 | 0.06641 | 108 | 68 | 28 | 12 |
1050 | And then they made me pose in front of a Picasso. | 1.4815 | 0.06897 | 108 | 70 | 24 | 14 |
1051 | Doc...I’ve been having challenges finding my own identity. | 1.4815 | 0.06097 | 108 | 64 | 36 | 8 |
1052 | There are just so many changes happening in my life. | 1.4811 | 0.06461 | 106 | 65 | 31 | 10 |
1053 | I fit in everywhere. | 1.4811 | 0.06733 | 106 | 67 | 27 | 12 |
1054 | How do you feel when I say "Burberry" or "Scottish kilts"? | 1.4811 | 0.06599 | 106 | 66 | 29 | 11 |
1055 | And why do you think it is you never feel seen? | 1.4811 | 0.06029 | 106 | 62 | 37 | 7 |
1056 | I’m paying $200 for this guy to tell me I’m not adaptable enough?! | 1.4811 | 0.06177 | 106 | 63 | 35 | 8 |
1057 | I just feel so invisible all the time. | 1.4808 | 0.06406 | 104 | 63 | 32 | 9 |
1058 | Let's talk about your adaptive behaviors. | 1.4808 | 0.06550 | 104 | 64 | 30 | 10 |
1059 | Noticing me yet? | 1.4808 | 0.05953 | 104 | 60 | 38 | 6 |
1060 | What do you mean by ‘unstable sense of identity’? | 1.4808 | 0.06406 | 104 | 63 | 32 | 9 |
1061 | You call it a coping mechanism, I call it fashion. | 1.4808 | 0.04827 | 104 | 66 | 31 | 7 |
1062 | I sense you're hiding something from me | 1.4808 | 0.06259 | 104 | 62 | 34 | 8 |
1063 | So your wife then said that you finally showed your true colours | 1.4808 | 0.06550 | 104 | 64 | 30 | 10 |
1064 | Change: It's inevitable. | 1.4804 | 0.06787 | 102 | 64 | 27 | 11 |
1065 | You mind if I sit in your lap, I’m feeling tartan | 1.4803 | 0.06408 | 127 | 83 | 27 | 17 |
1066 | How often do you want to crawl under a rock? | 1.4800 | 0.06432 | 100 | 60 | 32 | 8 |
1067 | That's your karma, Chameleon. | 1.4800 | 0.06273 | 100 | 59 | 34 | 7 |
1068 | And for how long have you felt this need to fit in? | 1.4800 | 0.06273 | 100 | 59 | 34 | 7 |
1069 | I'm just trying to fit in. | 1.4800 | 0.06887 | 100 | 63 | 26 | 11 |
1070 | I said, you can come in now | 1.4800 | 0.06587 | 100 | 61 | 30 | 9 |
1071 | You’re right. I think I’m projecting. | 1.4797 | 0.06038 | 123 | 76 | 35 | 12 |
1072 | Patient terminated due to repeated absences. | 1.4796 | 0.06443 | 98 | 61 | 28 | 9 |
1073 | I have been accused of being a lounge lizard. | 1.4796 | 0.07429 | 98 | 65 | 19 | 14 |
1074 | My prognosis: You're too matchy-matchy. | 1.4796 | 0.06361 | 98 | 58 | 33 | 7 |
1075 | He treats me like I'm part of the furniture | 1.4796 | 0.06839 | 98 | 61 | 27 | 10 |
1076 | I’m just always trying so hard to blend in. | 1.4796 | 0.06683 | 98 | 60 | 29 | 9 |
1077 | I'm beginning to see some recognizable patterns. | 1.4792 | 0.06102 | 96 | 55 | 36 | 5 |
1078 | Just relax and try to be yourself | 1.4792 | 0.06012 | 96 | 57 | 33 | 6 |
1079 | When will I stop changing myself for others?! | 1.4792 | 0.06783 | 96 | 59 | 28 | 9 |
1080 | So tell me, why do you feel you don’t ‘fit in’ with your surroundings? | 1.4790 | 0.06068 | 119 | 73 | 35 | 11 |
1081 | But Mother always told me I could be anything I wanted to be. | 1.4790 | 0.05949 | 119 | 72 | 37 | 10 |
1082 | She says I don't stand out enough. | 1.4787 | 0.06718 | 94 | 57 | 29 | 8 |
1083 | So is cold blooded . . . a bad thing? | 1.4787 | 0.06886 | 94 | 58 | 27 | 9 |
1084 | But this is what makes me stand out! | 1.4787 | 0.06546 | 94 | 56 | 31 | 7 |
1085 | People treat me like I'm wallpaper. | 1.4786 | 0.06021 | 117 | 71 | 36 | 10 |
1086 | Liz Chameleon... No show again! | 1.4783 | 0.07163 | 92 | 58 | 24 | 10 |
1087 | I’m sorry about nodding off. I thought you left. | 1.4783 | 0.06218 | 115 | 71 | 33 | 11 |
1088 | My conforming to others has definitely become a pattern. | 1.4783 | 0.06095 | 115 | 70 | 35 | 10 |
1089 | Do you often feel like you're invisible? | 1.4779 | 0.05494 | 113 | 64 | 44 | 5 |
1090 | Do you see a pattern in my behavior? | 1.4779 | 0.05909 | 113 | 67 | 38 | 8 |
1091 | So you say you feel invisible | 1.4779 | 0.06298 | 113 | 70 | 32 | 11 |
1092 | So you're looking for a mate who will show her true colors? | 1.4775 | 0.06184 | 111 | 70 | 30 | 11 |
1093 | I see you and you still owe 200 dollars. | 1.4771 | 0.06464 | 109 | 68 | 30 | 11 |
1094 | What's your favorite color? | 1.4771 | 0.06594 | 109 | 69 | 28 | 12 |
1095 | Of course I can pay; would you like grasshoppers, locusts or beetles? | 1.4766 | 0.06552 | 107 | 67 | 29 | 11 |
1096 | I’m starting to see a pattern developing with you | 1.4766 | 0.06416 | 107 | 66 | 31 | 10 |
1097 | I feel as if I just blend into the scenery; nobody notices me. | 1.4766 | 0.06277 | 107 | 65 | 33 | 9 |
1098 | It’s so refreshing to work with someone who embraces change. | 1.4766 | 0.06816 | 107 | 69 | 25 | 13 |
1099 | I’ve got a zebra as a patient who would kill to have your ability. | 1.4762 | 0.06504 | 105 | 65 | 30 | 10 |
1100 | I’m feeling invisible right now. | 1.4762 | 0.06216 | 105 | 63 | 34 | 8 |
1101 | This is our second session and you've already diagnosed me as being cold blooded? | 1.4762 | 0.06216 | 105 | 63 | 34 | 8 |
1102 | I just don't feel I can be myself around others, I'm always hiding my true colors. | 1.4762 | 0.06216 | 105 | 63 | 34 | 8 |
1103 | I’m having trouble handling all the changes in my life. | 1.4762 | 0.06216 | 105 | 63 | 34 | 8 |
1104 | No, it's this COUCH that's driving me crazy! | 1.4758 | 0.06216 | 124 | 79 | 31 | 14 |
1105 | .......so you feel unseen? Wait. Where did you go? | 1.4757 | 0.06449 | 103 | 63 | 31 | 9 |
1106 | It's the same recurrent nightmare...I'm running for mayor of New York City. | 1.4757 | 0.07149 | 103 | 68 | 21 | 14 |
1107 | Well doc, what do you think? Can I change? | 1.4757 | 0.06449 | 103 | 63 | 31 | 9 |
1108 | Perhaps the problem is that you're too impressionable.` | 1.4754 | 0.05845 | 122 | 74 | 38 | 10 |
1109 | No one seems to notice me | 1.4754 | 0.05608 | 122 | 72 | 42 | 8 |
1110 | Could you have found a simpler pattern? | 1.4752 | 0.06229 | 101 | 60 | 34 | 7 |
1111 | I usually don't see patients like you. | 1.4747 | 0.06315 | 99 | 59 | 33 | 7 |
1112 | Are you lusting over my plaid or my stripes? | 1.4747 | 0.07084 | 99 | 64 | 23 | 12 |
1113 | Why do you think your contributions at the office go unnoticed? | 1.4747 | 0.06787 | 99 | 62 | 27 | 10 |
1114 | I’d just really like to feel SEEN, you know? | 1.4747 | 0.06633 | 99 | 61 | 29 | 9 |
1115 | And since he started doing all those car insurance commercials, I just started blending into the background. | 1.4746 | 0.05983 | 118 | 72 | 36 | 10 |
1116 | Mind if I try on your jacket? | 1.4742 | 0.06888 | 97 | 61 | 26 | 10 |
1117 | I feel like no one ever notices me | 1.4742 | 0.06888 | 97 | 61 | 26 | 10 |
1118 | You'll never stand out of you keep trying to blend in. | 1.4741 | 0.06178 | 116 | 72 | 33 | 11 |
1119 | My personal strength is my ability to adapt, but I just don’t feel comfortable in my own skin. | 1.4741 | 0.06056 | 116 | 71 | 35 | 10 |
1120 | There I go again, falling into the same old patterns. | 1.4737 | 0.05805 | 133 | 83 | 37 | 13 |
1121 | I’m tired of pretending to be someone I’m not. | 1.4737 | 0.05872 | 114 | 68 | 38 | 8 |
1122 | I see. You think your background makes it difficult to get noticed? | 1.4732 | 0.06208 | 112 | 69 | 33 | 10 |
1123 | I can’t believe he missed another appointment! | 1.4729 | 0.05935 | 129 | 81 | 35 | 13 |
1124 | …and how would you describe your coping skills in high stress situations? | 1.4727 | 0.06420 | 110 | 69 | 30 | 11 |
1125 | Yes, yes, you have to want to change, but I think you're taking that a too literally. | 1.4725 | 0.06507 | 91 | 54 | 31 | 6 |
1126 | My father was a chameleon and my mother was an upholsterer. Anyway, I feel really comfortable in your office, doc. | 1.4725 | 0.07219 | 91 | 58 | 23 | 10 |
1127 | I feel like nobody sees the real me, Doc. | 1.4722 | 0.06506 | 108 | 68 | 29 | 11 |
1128 | Problem is, I'm always blending in. | 1.4722 | 0.06506 | 108 | 68 | 29 | 11 |
1129 | When did you realize you were so cold-blooded.? | 1.4722 | 0.06506 | 108 | 68 | 29 | 11 |
1130 | I keep trying to stand out, but i still don’t feel seen. | 1.4722 | 0.06767 | 108 | 70 | 25 | 13 |
1131 | I can no longer keep up with the changes around me | 1.4722 | 0.06894 | 108 | 71 | 23 | 14 |
1132 | Patient describes feeling uncomfortable in his own skin. | 1.4719 | 0.07163 | 89 | 56 | 24 | 9 |
1133 | Thank God. I thought he’d never leave. | 1.4719 | 0.06797 | 89 | 54 | 28 | 7 |
1134 | Once again Mr. Chameleon is a No-Show. | 1.4717 | 0.06317 | 106 | 65 | 32 | 9 |
1135 | I just feel like I always blend in and no one sees me, Doc. | 1.4717 | 0.06026 | 106 | 63 | 36 | 7 |
1136 | I feel I'm disappearing | 1.4717 | 0.05875 | 106 | 62 | 38 | 6 |
1137 | So you are here because your mother was cold blooded and just walked away when you were born? | 1.4717 | 0.06595 | 106 | 67 | 28 | 11 |
1138 | Yesterday you seemed a little blue...” | 1.4717 | 0.06730 | 106 | 68 | 26 | 12 |
1139 | I guess it’s a defence mechanism. | 1.4717 | 0.06862 | 106 | 69 | 24 | 13 |
1140 | I’m just feeling a little off color lately. | 1.4717 | 0.06458 | 106 | 66 | 30 | 10 |
1141 | Tell me more about these feelings of fading into the background and your inability to stand out... | 1.4717 | 0.06595 | 106 | 67 | 28 | 11 |
1142 | To start us off, can you give me a little background? | 1.4712 | 0.06547 | 104 | 65 | 29 | 10 |
1143 | I just seem to have had the blues for a while now. And the greens, and the reds, and the purples... | 1.4712 | 0.06547 | 104 | 65 | 29 | 10 |
1144 | I believe your issue of not wanting to be seen stems from a reptile dysfunction | 1.4712 | 0.06826 | 104 | 67 | 25 | 12 |
1145 | You say you struggle with fitting in but I just don't see that being the issue here | 1.4712 | 0.06403 | 104 | 64 | 31 | 9 |
1146 | i just wanna be seen, doc. | 1.4712 | 0.06547 | 104 | 65 | 29 | 10 |
1147 | But Geico really CAN save you 15% or more! | 1.4706 | 0.06639 | 102 | 64 | 28 | 10 |
1148 | Have you been through any changes recently? | 1.4706 | 0.06340 | 102 | 62 | 32 | 8 |
1149 | You should become more assertive and not try to blend in. | 1.4706 | 0.06185 | 102 | 61 | 34 | 7 |
1150 | Since the pandemic, my family says I've changed. | 1.4706 | 0.05825 | 119 | 72 | 38 | 9 |
1151 | I feel like I just blend in, I wish I could stand out. | 1.4706 | 0.05825 | 119 | 72 | 38 | 9 |
1152 | Psst! I’ve been waiting for twenty minutes - stop acting like you don’t see me! | 1.4700 | 0.06884 | 100 | 64 | 25 | 11 |
1153 | You seem much more comfortable already. | 1.4700 | 0.06106 | 100 | 59 | 35 | 6 |
1154 | Have you ever considered going into politics? | 1.4694 | 0.06679 | 98 | 61 | 28 | 9 |
1155 | The color of your skin shouldn't matter, but in your case , it does. | 1.4694 | 0.06835 | 98 | 62 | 26 | 10 |
1156 | You see, it's a defense mechanism. | 1.4694 | 0.06987 | 98 | 63 | 24 | 11 |
1157 | Stripes and plaid! And a bow tie! Man, you need to see a shrink!! | 1.4694 | 0.06987 | 98 | 63 | 24 | 11 |
1158 | So, you’re telling me you’re having a hard time standing out? | 1.4694 | 0.06679 | 98 | 61 | 28 | 9 |
1159 | Sometimes a fly is just a fly | 1.4694 | 0.06987 | 98 | 63 | 24 | 11 |
1160 | Day 3: It is still there, but now it mocks my sense of décor. | 1.4694 | 0.06987 | 98 | 63 | 24 | 11 |
1161 | But for me, isn't normal to listen to my reptile brain? | 1.4694 | 0.06835 | 98 | 62 | 26 | 10 |
1162 | Your inferiority complex causes an overwhelming need for you to conform and blend in. | 1.4690 | 0.05906 | 113 | 68 | 37 | 8 |
1163 | When you said you felt invisible to the world, I thought it was all in your head. My apologies. | 1.4690 | 0.06168 | 113 | 70 | 33 | 10 |
1164 | I feel like I have been trying to fit in my whole life | 1.4690 | 0.06168 | 113 | 70 | 33 | 10 |
1165 | You feel that others don't notice you; they treat you like you are just part of the background. | 1.4688 | 0.06939 | 96 | 61 | 25 | 10 |
1166 | I think my issue is I’m trying too hard to fit in | 1.4688 | 0.06779 | 96 | 60 | 27 | 9 |
1167 | I feel that I’m undergoing real change. | 1.4685 | 0.06246 | 111 | 69 | 32 | 10 |
1168 | I used to have a colourful life, you know! | 1.4685 | 0.06503 | 111 | 71 | 28 | 12 |
1169 | I'm referring your condition to a dermatologist. | 1.4681 | 0.07046 | 94 | 60 | 24 | 10 |
1170 | I’m afraid that I’ll never show my true colors. | 1.4681 | 0.06714 | 94 | 58 | 28 | 8 |
1171 | I want to create an environment where you can feel seen | 1.4679 | 0.04712 | 109 | 75 | 24 | 10 |
1172 | I feel like nobody knows THE REAL me. | 1.4679 | 0.06328 | 109 | 68 | 31 | 10 |
1173 | I just can't stop trying to fit in | 1.4677 | 0.05424 | 124 | 73 | 44 | 7 |
1174 | So you don't feel seen... | 1.4677 | 0.04782 | 124 | 83 | 30 | 11 |
1175 | It’s like everybody sees right through me doc | 1.4677 | 0.05888 | 124 | 77 | 36 | 11 |
1176 | You do realize that stripes and plaids don't work. You really need to try harder to blend in. | 1.4674 | 0.06990 | 92 | 58 | 25 | 9 |
1177 | A good start but next week we'll aim for plaid. | 1.4674 | 0.06990 | 92 | 58 | 25 | 9 |
1178 | I guess I can't camouflage my feelings. | 1.4673 | 0.05986 | 107 | 64 | 36 | 7 |
1179 | You need to learn to assert yourself against the pressures of your environment | 1.4673 | 0.06131 | 107 | 65 | 34 | 8 |
1180 | What do you mean ‘imposter syndrome?’ | 1.4673 | 0.06941 | 107 | 71 | 22 | 14 |
1181 | I just feel like no one notices me. | 1.4672 | 0.06179 | 122 | 78 | 31 | 13 |
1182 | All I want is to be seen. | 1.4667 | 0.06741 | 90 | 55 | 28 | 7 |
1183 | It says you suffer from multiple material disorder | 1.4667 | 0.07102 | 90 | 57 | 24 | 9 |
1184 | Sir, do you feel like you have problems when adapting to certain environments, then? | 1.4667 | 0.06553 | 90 | 54 | 30 | 6 |
1185 | ‘I just feel like I don’t not fit in anywhere’ | 1.4667 | 0.05909 | 105 | 62 | 37 | 6 |
1186 | I don’t want to show my feelings | 1.4667 | 0.07276 | 90 | 58 | 22 | 10 |
1187 | Sometimes I feel like a couch | 1.4667 | 0.06741 | 90 | 55 | 28 | 7 |
1188 | They just don't see me! | 1.4661 | 0.05980 | 118 | 73 | 35 | 10 |
1189 | You haven’t changed much since the last time I saw you | 1.4661 | 0.05980 | 118 | 73 | 35 | 10 |
1190 | I'm noticing a pattern. | 1.4660 | 0.05985 | 103 | 61 | 36 | 6 |
1191 | I’m just so tired of trying to be who people want me to be… | 1.4660 | 0.06295 | 103 | 63 | 32 | 8 |
1192 | Doc, I don't know why everyone seems to just look right through me. | 1.4660 | 0.05905 | 103 | 63 | 33 | 7 |
1193 | Tell me, what makes you think you don't fit in? | 1.4660 | 0.06444 | 103 | 64 | 30 | 9 |
1194 | After years of therapy, it dawned on Henry that he was still a lizard. | 1.4660 | 0.06873 | 103 | 67 | 24 | 12 |
1195 | To get over your insecurity I suggest you sit on a tiger skin | 1.4659 | 0.06848 | 88 | 54 | 27 | 7 |
1196 | So your career anxiety and xenophobia stems from the success of a cockney gecko selling insurance to Americans?" | 1.4659 | 0.07219 | 88 | 56 | 23 | 9 |
1197 | So the Gecko got the part instead of you. | 1.4655 | 0.06529 | 116 | 76 | 26 | 14 |
1198 | I just don't feel comfortable in my own skin. | 1.4655 | 0.06295 | 116 | 74 | 30 | 12 |
1199 | You’re right. I can’t keep repeating this pattern. | 1.4655 | 0.06865 | 116 | 79 | 20 | 17 |
1200 | Just because you can hide from me doesn’t mean you can hide from your feelings. | 1.4655 | 0.06529 | 116 | 76 | 26 | 14 |
1201 | Exhibits patterns of imitational behavior and keeps changing his story. | 1.4653 | 0.06381 | 101 | 62 | 31 | 8 |
1202 | I just think we have different definitions of the word “maladaptive” | 1.4653 | 0.06063 | 101 | 60 | 35 | 6 |
1203 | ... feelings of invisibility and abandonment in the desert. | 1.4653 | 0.06381 | 101 | 62 | 31 | 8 |
1204 | People don’t see me for who I am! | 1.4653 | 0.06381 | 101 | 62 | 31 | 8 |
1205 | The more he changes, the more he stays the same. | 1.4651 | 0.07341 | 86 | 55 | 22 | 9 |
1206 | Sometimes I feel like I don't blend in. | 1.4651 | 0.06759 | 86 | 52 | 28 | 6 |
1207 | Why do you feel you can't blend in? | 1.4649 | 0.06252 | 114 | 72 | 31 | 11 |
1208 | And your mother said you’d never blend in? I think we’re getting somewhere. | 1.4649 | 0.05999 | 114 | 70 | 35 | 9 |
1209 | My wife says I'm not the same guy she married. | 1.4646 | 0.06932 | 99 | 64 | 24 | 11 |
1210 | Please don’t project on my couch | 1.4646 | 0.06060 | 99 | 61 | 31 | 7 |
1211 | This chaise really suits me. | 1.4643 | 0.05939 | 112 | 68 | 36 | 8 |
1212 | It’s like nobody REALLY sees me, ya know? | 1.4643 | 0.06333 | 112 | 71 | 30 | 11 |
1213 | Do you find that you often make yourself invisible to those around you? | 1.4643 | 0.07074 | 84 | 52 | 25 | 7 |
1214 | I feel that sometimes I just blend into the background. | 1.4643 | 0.06459 | 112 | 72 | 28 | 12 |
1215 | At parties I started out as a wallflower. Now I'm just part of the furniture" | 1.4643 | 0.06204 | 112 | 70 | 32 | 10 |
1216 | Why do I always have to be the one to adapt | 1.4643 | 0.06657 | 84 | 50 | 29 | 5 |
1217 | There are chameleon reasons why I hide my true colors. | 1.4643 | 0.06869 | 84 | 51 | 27 | 6 |
1218 | Everyone passes me by like I'm not even there! | 1.4640 | 0.05741 | 125 | 77 | 38 | 10 |
1219 | I agree, Mrs. Kablonski, that you're unusually adept at that. But, we're talking about lasting change. | 1.4639 | 0.06564 | 97 | 60 | 29 | 8 |
1220 | Is it just me or do you also detect a pattern? | 1.4639 | 0.06398 | 97 | 59 | 31 | 7 |
1221 | I just desperately want to be seen. | 1.4639 | 0.06726 | 97 | 61 | 27 | 9 |
1222 | I see by your background you are not one to draw attention to yourself. | 1.4639 | 0.07038 | 97 | 63 | 23 | 11 |
1223 | Your couch is giving me a migraine. | 1.4639 | 0.06884 | 97 | 62 | 25 | 10 |
1224 | I’m not having an identity crisis, doctor . . . I’m just inconspicuous! | 1.4639 | 0.06726 | 97 | 61 | 27 | 9 |
1225 | We can’t make progress when you’re camouflaging your feelings. | 1.4636 | 0.06150 | 110 | 68 | 33 | 9 |
1226 | And how does that upholstery make you feel? | 1.4636 | 0.06416 | 110 | 70 | 29 | 11 |
1227 | So you say that nobody knows what a Karma Chameleon is anymore? | 1.4632 | 0.06491 | 95 | 58 | 30 | 7 |
1228 | It sounds like you were acting from your lizard brain....uhhh, I mean, your id. | 1.4632 | 0.06661 | 95 | 59 | 28 | 8 |
1229 | Did you forget I was here? | 1.4632 | 0.06661 | 95 | 59 | 28 | 8 |
1230 | If only there was a fly on the wall. | 1.4632 | 0.06316 | 95 | 57 | 32 | 6 |
1231 | I don't know doc. I feel like blending in is my way of keeping safe. | 1.4632 | 0.06491 | 95 | 58 | 30 | 7 |
1232 | I just keep repeating the same old patterns. | 1.4632 | 0.06989 | 95 | 61 | 24 | 10 |
1233 | At parties I just seem to fade into the background. | 1.4630 | 0.06089 | 108 | 66 | 34 | 8 |
1234 | Sometimes a lizard is just a lizard. | 1.4630 | 0.04145 | 108 | 72 | 29 | 7 |
1235 | Did you say what’s my background?! | 1.4630 | 0.06230 | 108 | 67 | 32 | 9 |
1236 | Don’t worry, it’s natural to want to blend in. | 1.4630 | 0.06089 | 108 | 66 | 34 | 8 |
1237 | Remember, change comes from within, Todd | 1.4628 | 0.05755 | 121 | 74 | 38 | 9 |
1238 | So you're saying that trying to blend in isn't working for you? | 1.4624 | 0.06932 | 93 | 59 | 25 | 9 |
1239 | So why do you feel you always have to blend in? | 1.4624 | 0.06587 | 93 | 57 | 29 | 7 |
1240 | My diagnosis is that you have been trying to camouflage your worries for a bit too long. | 1.4624 | 0.06407 | 93 | 56 | 31 | 6 |
1241 | Psychologist's note: patient never showed for appointment. | 1.4623 | 0.06168 | 106 | 65 | 33 | 8 |
1242 | We need to talk about your defense mechanisms. | 1.4623 | 0.06312 | 106 | 66 | 31 | 9 |
1243 | It's chameleon with an 'H"". | 1.4623 | 0.06312 | 106 | 66 | 31 | 9 |
1244 | That’s what we call a Freudian slip-cover | 1.4623 | 0.06168 | 106 | 65 | 33 | 8 |
1245 | What I’m hearing is that you feel unseen. | 1.4622 | 0.05442 | 119 | 70 | 43 | 6 |
1246 | Everyone is nice at first, but then it's like they don't even see me. | 1.4615 | 0.06683 | 104 | 67 | 26 | 11 |
1247 | Finally a client who is how they appear. | 1.4615 | 0.06686 | 91 | 56 | 28 | 7 |
1248 | I can change, you say? | 1.4615 | 0.06683 | 104 | 67 | 26 | 11 |
1249 | Patient feels unseen.... | 1.4615 | 0.05585 | 130 | 80 | 40 | 10 |
1250 | Hide from me all you want, but you'll never hide from yourself. | 1.4615 | 0.07042 | 91 | 58 | 24 | 9 |
1251 | Always blending in isn't the worst problem you could have, Henry. | 1.4609 | 0.06211 | 115 | 73 | 31 | 11 |
1252 | I feel like I’m finally changing but no one can see it. | 1.4608 | 0.06021 | 102 | 61 | 35 | 6 |
1253 | You're either mirroring or projecting | 1.4607 | 0.07157 | 89 | 57 | 23 | 9 |
1254 | What do you mean I really have to want to change... | 1.4607 | 0.07505 | 89 | 59 | 19 | 11 |
1255 | Hey man, it's not invisibility—it's camouflage. Are you even looking? | 1.4607 | 0.06790 | 89 | 55 | 27 | 7 |
1256 | If I curl up on your lap, I can tell you more about my checkered past. | 1.4607 | 0.06976 | 89 | 56 | 25 | 8 |
1257 | I feel like I’m getting better at fitting in. | 1.4600 | 0.06578 | 100 | 63 | 28 | 9 |
1258 | This is the third week in a row he’s missed a session. | 1.4600 | 0.06878 | 100 | 65 | 24 | 11 |
1259 | I'm tired of blending in wherever I go... | 1.4600 | 0.06578 | 100 | 63 | 28 | 9 |
1260 | Sounds like maybe you need a change of environment. | 1.4600 | 0.06100 | 100 | 60 | 34 | 6 |
1261 | I change whether I want to or not. | 1.4600 | 0.06264 | 100 | 61 | 32 | 7 |
1262 | I am just so tired of trying to fit in. | 1.4600 | 0.06578 | 100 | 63 | 28 | 9 |
1263 | I can’t help blending in | 1.4600 | 0.06100 | 100 | 60 | 34 | 6 |
1264 | Non binary, Iguana was my birth specie, but as you can see I’m transitioning | 1.4600 | 0.07306 | 100 | 68 | 18 | 14 |
1265 | Note to self: Need to reupholster patient couch. | 1.4598 | 0.07276 | 87 | 56 | 22 | 9 |
1266 | Do me a favor.... can we go back to the leather couch. | 1.4595 | 0.06499 | 111 | 72 | 27 | 12 |
1267 | I am sensing reptile dysfunction. | 1.4595 | 0.06624 | 111 | 73 | 25 | 13 |
1268 | How does being so easily influenced make you feel? | 1.4592 | 0.06351 | 98 | 60 | 31 | 7 |
1269 | Would not want to be a fly on the wall in this room. | 1.4592 | 0.06674 | 98 | 62 | 27 | 9 |
1270 | Patient has mysteriously disappeared. | 1.4592 | 0.06351 | 98 | 60 | 31 | 7 |
1271 | No matter how hard I try, I can’t stop pretending to be something I’m not. | 1.4592 | 0.06351 | 98 | 60 | 31 | 7 |
1272 | Yes, it’s a very impressive defense mechanism, but now let’s move on to something else. | 1.4592 | 0.06514 | 98 | 61 | 29 | 8 |
1273 | « I’ve always had this feeling that people don’t see the real Me... » | 1.4592 | 0.06674 | 98 | 62 | 27 | 9 |
1274 | I’m just so afraid of change. What if people see the real me, you know? | 1.4592 | 0.06829 | 98 | 63 | 25 | 10 |
1275 | Ooooh. Stripes and checks. That would feel weird! | 1.4588 | 0.06809 | 85 | 52 | 27 | 6 |
1276 | When did this change come upon you? | 1.4588 | 0.07209 | 85 | 54 | 23 | 8 |
1277 | I really hate change, Doc. | 1.4588 | 0.07209 | 85 | 54 | 23 | 8 |
1278 | So is that you can't stop feeling blue, or that you can't stop being blue? | 1.4588 | 0.07770 | 85 | 57 | 17 | 11 |
1279 | The only permanent thing in life is change, you know. | 1.4588 | 0.06493 | 85 | 53 | 26 | 6 |
1280 | I'm sensing this is a pattern for you | 1.4588 | 0.06809 | 85 | 52 | 27 | 6 |
1281 | I don't know why but I've never felt like I stood out | 1.4588 | 0.06809 | 85 | 52 | 27 | 6 |
1282 | It's hard to find myself when blending in comes so easy to me | 1.4588 | 0.07770 | 85 | 57 | 17 | 11 |
1283 | I feel like I fit in everywhere, but do I _belong_ anywhere? | 1.4587 | 0.06714 | 109 | 72 | 24 | 13 |
1284 | And what is it about blending in that troubles you? | 1.4583 | 0.05908 | 96 | 56 | 36 | 4 |
1285 | Dear Diary: I’m experimenting with psychedelic therapy, and I don’t like what I’m seeing. | 1.4583 | 0.06441 | 96 | 59 | 30 | 7 |
1286 | Why can't I be happy with how I look? Why do I always have to change? | 1.4583 | 0.06773 | 96 | 61 | 26 | 9 |
1287 | I'm just tired of changing. | 1.4579 | 0.06677 | 107 | 70 | 25 | 12 |
1288 | : Maybe the real problem is trying to change yourself for other people. | 1.4579 | 0.06407 | 107 | 68 | 29 | 10 |
1289 | Very nice . . . okay, now do the wall. | 1.4576 | 0.06213 | 118 | 76 | 30 | 12 |
1290 | So you say you feel pressured to blend in? | 1.4576 | 0.05975 | 118 | 74 | 34 | 10 |
1291 | Patient has a habit of repeating the same patterns. | 1.4576 | 0.05853 | 118 | 73 | 36 | 9 |
1292 | Johnny, are you still having your chameleon delusion? | 1.4574 | 0.06707 | 94 | 59 | 27 | 8 |
1293 | Doctor, is it normal to feel invisible sometimes? | 1.4574 | 0.07040 | 94 | 61 | 23 | 10 |
1294 | It’s nothing to worry about. Many patients experience transference. | 1.4574 | 0.07040 | 94 | 61 | 23 | 10 |
1295 | Look at the positive side- you adapt so well | 1.4574 | 0.07040 | 94 | 61 | 23 | 10 |
1296 | Horace resolves to find an analyst with less stressful upholstery. | 1.4571 | 0.06771 | 105 | 69 | 24 | 12 |
1297 | Is it fair to say these feelings...come and go? | 1.4571 | 0.06057 | 105 | 64 | 34 | 7 |
1298 | I believe your problem is, your mother taught you to blend in instead of celebrating what made you different. | 1.4571 | 0.05903 | 105 | 63 | 36 | 6 |
1299 | I feel like I need a change. | 1.4568 | 0.07038 | 81 | 50 | 25 | 6 |
1300 | So, you were the 45th president of the United States? | 1.4568 | 0.08249 | 81 | 56 | 13 | 12 |
1301 | "He couldn't see my true colors | 1.4568 | 0.07668 | 81 | 53 | 19 | 9 |
1302 | It's like I don't even know who I really am. | 1.4568 | 0.06585 | 81 | 48 | 29 | 4 |
1303 | And, when did you feel you lost your identity? | 1.4565 | 0.06810 | 92 | 58 | 26 | 8 |
1304 | It's transference. | 1.4565 | 0.06810 | 92 | 58 | 26 | 8 |
1305 | And when did you first notice that people don't seem to notice you? | 1.4565 | 0.06810 | 92 | 58 | 26 | 8 |
1306 | Solids are easy, Doc, but patterns are sooo hard! | 1.4565 | 0.06632 | 92 | 57 | 28 | 7 |
1307 | I have this fear I just don't blend in | 1.4565 | 0.06983 | 92 | 59 | 24 | 9 |
1308 | Just once, I'd like to be seen. | 1.4565 | 0.07317 | 92 | 61 | 20 | 11 |
1309 | I think I’m sensing a pattern | 1.4565 | 0.06068 | 92 | 54 | 34 | 4 |
1310 | Once again, Charlie had become just part of the furniture. | 1.4563 | 0.07140 | 103 | 70 | 19 | 14 |
1311 | Sometimes I just want to be seen. | 1.4563 | 0.06289 | 103 | 64 | 31 | 8 |
1312 | Why can’t I just fit in? | 1.4563 | 0.05979 | 103 | 62 | 35 | 6 |
1313 | I expect full transparency in my sessions. | 1.4557 | 0.06692 | 79 | 47 | 28 | 4 |
1314 | How long have you had this urge to fade into the background? | 1.4556 | 0.05946 | 90 | 52 | 35 | 3 |
1315 | Blending in is not the same thing as adapting, Archie" | 1.4556 | 0.06734 | 90 | 56 | 27 | 7 |
1316 | Doc, your jacket doesn't match your trousers. | 1.4556 | 0.06917 | 90 | 57 | 25 | 8 |
1317 | I just feel like I need a change. | 1.4554 | 0.06057 | 101 | 61 | 34 | 6 |
1318 | But that's the thing; no one ever adapts to MY colors. | 1.4554 | 0.06969 | 101 | 67 | 22 | 12 |
1319 | Why do you think people don't see you? | 1.4554 | 0.06218 | 101 | 62 | 32 | 7 |
1320 | I feel like I've been trying too hard to blend in. | 1.4554 | 0.05175 | 101 | 56 | 44 | 1 |
1321 | Doc, for the last time, fear of change isn't the problem | 1.4554 | 0.06328 | 112 | 72 | 29 | 11 |
1322 | My mom constantly said”...”Earl, don’t cause a commotion, try to blend in | 1.4545 | 0.06840 | 88 | 55 | 26 | 7 |
1323 | Sometimes I just don't feel seen, you know? | 1.4545 | 0.07212 | 88 | 57 | 22 | 9 |
1324 | ...and I have this problem where I feel invisible. | 1.4545 | 0.06447 | 88 | 53 | 30 | 5 |
1325 | Can you make a note to order a new sofa? I hate being this color | 1.4545 | 0.07074 | 99 | 66 | 21 | 12 |
1326 | You know, always trying to blend into the background can seem easier but it only creates more stress over time | 1.4545 | 0.06926 | 99 | 65 | 23 | 11 |
1327 | Let's talk about you why don't feel you can show me your dark side. | 1.4545 | 0.06840 | 88 | 55 | 26 | 7 |
1328 | I’m sick and tired of blending in. | 1.4545 | 0.06411 | 110 | 71 | 28 | 11 |
1329 | So what I’m gathering is that you don’t feel really “seen” in the relationship? | 1.4545 | 0.06926 | 99 | 65 | 23 | 11 |
1330 | And do you feel like you fit in? | 1.4545 | 0.06145 | 110 | 69 | 32 | 9 |
1331 | 'You have more options than just blending, you know?' | 1.4545 | 0.06137 | 99 | 60 | 33 | 6 |
1332 | What's the point of couples therapy if he keeps falling into the same old patterns? | 1.4545 | 0.05967 | 99 | 59 | 35 | 5 |
1333 | Sometimes I can’t find myself. | 1.4545 | 0.06776 | 99 | 64 | 25 | 10 |
1334 | I’ve just been having a lot of trouble feeling seen recently. It’s like I’m invisible. | 1.4545 | 0.05796 | 110 | 74 | 25 | 11 |
1335 | Are you ever blue? | 1.4545 | 0.06411 | 110 | 71 | 28 | 11 |
1336 | They act like I’m not even there most of the time.... hello? Damn, not again. | 1.4545 | 0.06539 | 110 | 72 | 26 | 12 |
1337 | How strange, this is my third no show client... | 1.4539 | 0.05465 | 141 | 89 | 40 | 12 |
1338 | I just feel like I keep getting overlooked | 1.4537 | 0.06224 | 108 | 68 | 31 | 9 |
1339 | So: You often feel like you’re just part of the scenery | 1.4537 | 0.06084 | 108 | 67 | 33 | 8 |
1340 | I know what you're thinking, but I can change! | 1.4537 | 0.06628 | 108 | 71 | 25 | 12 |
1341 | If you had a more vivid upholstery pattern I might become more assertive. | 1.4536 | 0.06719 | 97 | 62 | 26 | 9 |
1342 | See that's your problem, you keep changing to fit other peoples expectations | 1.4536 | 0.06392 | 97 | 60 | 30 | 7 |
1343 | And why is it that you feel no one sees you? | 1.4536 | 0.06877 | 97 | 63 | 24 | 10 |
1344 | Doctor- I want to stop blending into the background. | 1.4535 | 0.06545 | 86 | 52 | 29 | 5 |
1345 | Yes, I know how it looks, but I just feel like I don't fit in. | 1.4535 | 0.06545 | 86 | 52 | 29 | 5 |
1346 | People hate it when I try to show my true colors and they hate it when I just want to blend in, so what do they want, Doc? | 1.4535 | 0.06113 | 86 | 50 | 33 | 3 |
1347 | How about trying to be yourself instead of always fitting in? | 1.4535 | 0.06545 | 86 | 52 | 29 | 5 |
1348 | I don't like change | 1.4528 | 0.06585 | 106 | 69 | 26 | 11 |
1349 | I need help finding the real me. | 1.4526 | 0.06982 | 95 | 62 | 23 | 10 |
1350 | It's gone beyond self preservation. I just want to be proud of me for me | 1.4526 | 0.07141 | 95 | 63 | 21 | 11 |
1351 | This couch is projecting. | 1.4524 | 0.07066 | 84 | 53 | 24 | 7 |
1352 | Lets talk more about how you feel the need to change yourself depending on the situation. | 1.4522 | 0.06327 | 115 | 75 | 28 | 12 |
1353 | I guess the reason why I'm here is that I have a hard time trying to stand out | 1.4519 | 0.05937 | 104 | 68 | 27 | 9 |
1354 | I just feel like people don’t get to see me for who I truly am. | 1.4519 | 0.06536 | 104 | 67 | 27 | 10 |
1355 | So, you feel unseen? | 1.4516 | 0.07092 | 93 | 61 | 22 | 10 |
1356 | Do you feel that you adapt well to new situations? | 1.4516 | 0.06022 | 93 | 55 | 34 | 4 |
1357 | And have you tried just being yourself? | 1.4516 | 0.06754 | 93 | 59 | 26 | 8 |
1358 | Note to self: Next time, half a tab should be plenty. | 1.4516 | 0.06399 | 93 | 57 | 30 | 6 |
1359 | I feel like you’re the only one that sees me, doc | 1.4516 | 0.06399 | 93 | 57 | 30 | 6 |
1360 | The patient, while still hiding from his deep inner anxieties, does complement the decor quite well. | 1.4516 | 0.06754 | 93 | 59 | 26 | 8 |
1361 | No one pays any attention to me. | 1.4516 | 0.07092 | 93 | 61 | 22 | 10 |
1362 | I just never feel seen! | 1.4512 | 0.07187 | 82 | 52 | 23 | 7 |
1363 | Doc, can you blame me for just wanting to blend in? | 1.4510 | 0.06014 | 102 | 62 | 34 | 6 |
1364 | It sounds like you just don’t like change | 1.4510 | 0.06173 | 102 | 63 | 32 | 7 |
1365 | I feel no one truly sees me for who I am | 1.4505 | 0.06859 | 91 | 58 | 25 | 8 |
1366 | Okay let's start with a little background information | 1.4505 | 0.06004 | 91 | 56 | 30 | 5 |
1367 | Doctor, it feels like she is looking right through me. | 1.4505 | 0.06493 | 91 | 56 | 29 | 6 |
1368 | What the hell happened? You used to be such a colorful guy. | 1.4505 | 0.06678 | 91 | 57 | 27 | 7 |
1369 | Then they had the gall to tell me I don’t fit in! | 1.4500 | 0.07093 | 80 | 50 | 24 | 6 |
1370 | It’s like they don’t want to see the real me. | 1.4500 | 0.07093 | 80 | 50 | 24 | 6 |
1371 | He said I was “indifferent to change,” but look at me, doc! | 1.4500 | 0.06416 | 100 | 63 | 29 | 8 |
1372 | I can change doc... Really. | 1.4500 | 0.06872 | 100 | 66 | 23 | 11 |
1373 | I always feel pressure to conform. | 1.4495 | 0.06317 | 109 | 70 | 29 | 10 |
1374 | My parents always put pressure on me to blend in. | 1.4495 | 0.06181 | 109 | 69 | 31 | 9 |
1375 | ...and how long have you been feeling this identity crisis? | 1.4494 | 0.05181 | 89 | 56 | 29 | 4 |
1376 | But I don’t identify as fluid. | 1.4494 | 0.06782 | 89 | 56 | 26 | 7 |
1377 | You know you’ll never be happy until you let people see you for who you really are. | 1.4494 | 0.06782 | 89 | 56 | 26 | 7 |
1378 | Have you ever heard the term imposter syndrome? | 1.4494 | 0.06591 | 89 | 55 | 28 | 6 |
1379 | Might be as simple as trying to stand out more. Tell me again,why you feel you’re constantly being overlooked at work. | 1.4492 | 0.05969 | 118 | 75 | 33 | 10 |
1380 | How can I help you when you roll your eyes at everything I say? | 1.4490 | 0.06666 | 98 | 63 | 26 | 9 |
1381 | Week Three: Patient continues to skip appointments. | 1.4488 | 0.05778 | 127 | 81 | 35 | 11 |
1382 | What’s changed recently? | 1.4487 | 0.07218 | 78 | 49 | 23 | 6 |
1383 | After 15 years of therapy, Herman was still the same cold-blooded character as ever. | 1.4486 | 0.06119 | 107 | 67 | 32 | 8 |
1384 | I want to revisit the first time you experienced plaid” | 1.4486 | 0.06801 | 107 | 72 | 22 | 13 |
1385 | All my life I’ve been told to just blend in. | 1.4486 | 0.05824 | 107 | 65 | 36 | 6 |
1386 | You seem to be suffering from upholster syndrome. | 1.4486 | 0.06537 | 107 | 70 | 26 | 11 |
1387 | You're blue now, but then again, so is my couch. | 1.4483 | 0.07449 | 87 | 58 | 19 | 10 |
1388 | You can't stand out when you were born to blend in. | 1.4483 | 0.06890 | 87 | 55 | 25 | 7 |
1389 | ‘I told her she’s projecting but she says I keep changing’ | 1.4483 | 0.07081 | 87 | 56 | 23 | 8 |
1390 | But I’m not ready to change. | 1.4483 | 0.06890 | 87 | 55 | 25 | 7 |
1391 | Look I know you have anxiety but you can’t just disappear all the time | 1.4483 | 0.06281 | 87 | 52 | 31 | 4 |
1392 | It seems like you feel that you have to resemble the people around you in order to be accepted | 1.4483 | 0.06890 | 87 | 55 | 25 | 7 |
1393 | I don't think the Doc knows I'm here, yet. | 1.4479 | 0.07082 | 96 | 64 | 21 | 11 |
1394 | Sounds like you’re very good at matching others expectations of you. | 1.4479 | 0.06765 | 96 | 62 | 25 | 9 |
1395 | Well for starters, this floral pattern clashes with my eyes. | 1.4479 | 0.06765 | 96 | 62 | 25 | 9 |
1396 | They say I adapt well to new environments, so why do I feel so invisible? | 1.4476 | 0.06764 | 105 | 70 | 23 | 12 |
1397 | Doc why is it so easy to fit in but so hard to stand out? | 1.4476 | 0.06345 | 105 | 67 | 29 | 9 |
1398 | No matter how I try, I've never been a standout at anything. | 1.4476 | 0.06199 | 105 | 66 | 31 | 8 |
1399 | So, you're having trouble with people over looking you?" | 1.4471 | 0.06590 | 85 | 52 | 28 | 5 |
1400 | You say you wish to stand out, but your behavior tells me otherwise. | 1.4471 | 0.06800 | 85 | 53 | 26 | 6 |
1401 | I seem agitated? Look at the couch. I’m working overtime here! | 1.4471 | 0.07003 | 85 | 54 | 24 | 7 |
1402 | I wish I felt as good as I look. | 1.4471 | 0.07003 | 85 | 54 | 24 | 7 |
1403 | I see. And, when did you first start exhibiting these disturbing patterns | 1.4471 | 0.07392 | 85 | 56 | 20 | 9 |
1404 | I’m worried all this therapy is compromising my individuality | 1.4471 | 0.07200 | 85 | 55 | 22 | 8 |
1405 | I can't see you now | 1.4471 | 0.07392 | 85 | 56 | 20 | 9 |
1406 | You have the worst case of transference I have ever seen. | 1.4468 | 0.06868 | 94 | 61 | 24 | 9 |
1407 | You can't really change who you are. | 1.4468 | 0.06699 | 94 | 60 | 26 | 8 |
1408 | Well unfortunately the session is over - make yourself known earlier next time! | 1.4468 | 0.06526 | 94 | 59 | 28 | 7 |
1409 | Let’s address your concerns about blending in. | 1.4468 | 0.06699 | 94 | 60 | 26 | 8 |
1410 | So what color should my couch be? | 1.4468 | 0.06868 | 94 | 61 | 24 | 9 |
1411 | I feel like people don't even see me. | 1.4468 | 0.07032 | 94 | 62 | 22 | 10 |
1412 | six callbacks for GEICO,,,and then they chose HIM! | 1.4468 | 0.07193 | 94 | 63 | 20 | 11 |
1413 | This is a safe environment. It's fine to show your true colors. | 1.4468 | 0.06166 | 94 | 57 | 32 | 5 |
1414 | Hmm... I don't think your mother is the reason you've never felt seen | 1.4458 | 0.07120 | 83 | 53 | 23 | 7 |
1415 | Your right, the new couch pattern is slimming in me. | 1.4458 | 0.07120 | 83 | 53 | 23 | 7 |
1416 | Sometimes I just feel like nobody really sees me | 1.4458 | 0.07522 | 83 | 55 | 19 | 9 |
1417 | Nobody seems to notice you? | 1.4458 | 0.07120 | 83 | 53 | 23 | 7 |
1418 | I think the issue is feeling as though you always have to blend in. | 1.4458 | 0.06695 | 83 | 51 | 27 | 5 |
1419 | the world is changing, not me. | 1.4458 | 0.06911 | 83 | 52 | 25 | 6 |
1420 | It is like my husband doesn't even see me. | 1.4457 | 0.06441 | 92 | 57 | 29 | 6 |
1421 | But I don't want to blend in. I just want to be me. | 1.4457 | 0.06058 | 92 | 55 | 33 | 4 |
1422 | The answer to 3 down is ichthyostega. | 1.4457 | 0.07144 | 92 | 61 | 21 | 10 |
1423 | No matter where I am, it seems others never notice me. | 1.4457 | 0.07309 | 92 | 62 | 19 | 11 |
1424 | So Doc, do you think I can change? | 1.4457 | 0.06623 | 92 | 58 | 27 | 7 |
1425 | I just for once want to be me. I mean, why do I feel like I always have to blend in? | 1.4457 | 0.06801 | 92 | 59 | 25 | 8 |
1426 | I’m camouflaged not invisible | 1.4457 | 0.06058 | 92 | 55 | 33 | 4 |
1427 | Everyone keeps telling me I’ve changed” | 1.4457 | 0.06623 | 92 | 58 | 27 | 7 |
1428 | . I feel like everyone is always looking right through me. | 1.4455 | 0.06521 | 101 | 65 | 27 | 9 |
1429 | Just once in my life I would like to be seen and not heard! | 1.4455 | 0.06404 | 110 | 72 | 27 | 11 |
1430 | So, you just don't "feel seen" then, is it? | 1.4444 | 0.06457 | 99 | 63 | 28 | 8 |
1431 | Before you write that down --- I also changed my mind about that too. | 1.4444 | 0.06614 | 99 | 64 | 26 | 9 |
1432 | Patient’s behavior reflects a strong desire to fit in even though he is extremely unhappy and on edge. | 1.4444 | 0.07260 | 90 | 60 | 20 | 10 |
1433 | Worst case of codependency I've ever seen. | 1.4444 | 0.07086 | 90 | 59 | 22 | 9 |
1434 | Needs to work on identity issues. | 1.4444 | 0.06243 | 117 | 77 | 28 | 12 |
1435 | But I'm just so tired of changing. | 1.4444 | 0.07454 | 81 | 53 | 20 | 8 |
1436 | Having trouble with your karma, chameleon? | 1.4444 | 0.07027 | 81 | 51 | 24 | 6 |
1437 | Either the couch goes or I do. | 1.4444 | 0.07430 | 90 | 61 | 18 | 11 |
1438 | And I’m tired of mimicking a couch that’s twenty years out of style. Put that in your notes too, Dr.! | 1.4444 | 0.06614 | 99 | 64 | 26 | 9 |
1439 | Blending in is just a first step. | 1.4444 | 0.06804 | 81 | 50 | 26 | 5 |
1440 | Blending in has always been an issue for me. | 1.4444 | 0.06457 | 99 | 63 | 28 | 8 |
1441 | Doc,no one sees me as the individual that I am! Instead,Im the guy who just seems to blend in unnoticed! | 1.4444 | 0.06573 | 81 | 49 | 28 | 4 |
1442 | Tell me again why you don't think you fit in? | 1.4444 | 0.06768 | 99 | 65 | 24 | 10 |
1443 | So nothing much changed since our last session? | 1.4444 | 0.06908 | 90 | 58 | 24 | 8 |
1444 | I feel like I'm really starting to fit in. | 1.4444 | 0.06804 | 81 | 50 | 26 | 5 |
1445 | ...and i'm also prescribing you something for the color change problem | 1.4444 | 0.06919 | 99 | 66 | 22 | 11 |
1446 | I’m scared of change Doc... | 1.4444 | 0.06573 | 81 | 49 | 28 | 4 |
1447 | Come on Larry, your hour’s up and I can still see you there… | 1.4444 | 0.06804 | 81 | 50 | 26 | 5 |
1448 | And that’s when my lizard brain kicked in .... | 1.4444 | 0.06614 | 99 | 64 | 26 | 9 |
1449 | Actually, I *do* think that’s a healthy defense mechanism. | 1.4444 | 0.07086 | 90 | 59 | 22 | 9 |
1450 | I don't know why I bother coming; it's like I'm not even here | 1.4444 | 0.06536 | 90 | 56 | 28 | 6 |
1451 | To Do: 1. Cancel 11:00; 2. Call IKEA about talking couch” | 1.4444 | 0.07454 | 81 | 53 | 20 | 8 |
1452 | Change is difficult for most people but you’re making great progress | 1.4444 | 0.06295 | 99 | 62 | 30 | 7 |
1453 | I'm sorry about the floral pattern. Next visit I'll have a solid less distressing design. | 1.4444 | 0.07454 | 81 | 53 | 20 | 8 |
1454 | I guess, to be fair, it can be hard to know where I stand... | 1.4435 | 0.05948 | 115 | 73 | 33 | 9 |
1455 | I feel like you’re not even looking at me... | 1.4434 | 0.06299 | 106 | 68 | 29 | 9 |
1456 | I think your issue is that you're afraid of change. | 1.4433 | 0.07024 | 97 | 65 | 21 | 11 |
1457 | Yeah, I don’t think anyone would wanna be a fly on the wall in this conversation. | 1.4433 | 0.07024 | 97 | 65 | 21 | 11 |
1458 | What do you mean, I don’t adapt well to new environments? | 1.4432 | 0.07382 | 88 | 59 | 19 | 10 |
1459 | Classic case of emotional camouflage. | 1.4432 | 0.06830 | 88 | 56 | 25 | 7 |
1460 | Note: Patient adapts well to new surroundings but struggles with body image issues. | 1.4432 | 0.07382 | 88 | 59 | 19 | 10 |
1461 | What do you mean it’s just my reptilian brain at work? | 1.4432 | 0.07019 | 88 | 57 | 23 | 8 |
1462 | Just once I'd like to feel comfortable in my own skin. | 1.4430 | 0.07373 | 79 | 51 | 21 | 7 |
1463 | As a lounge lizard,my options are limited because I just blend in. | 1.4430 | 0.07590 | 79 | 52 | 19 | 8 |
1464 | I understand, change is hard for everyone | 1.4430 | 0.07149 | 79 | 50 | 23 | 6 |
1465 | Hmm, mother a cold blooded monster you say? | 1.4426 | 0.05941 | 122 | 79 | 32 | 11 |
1466 | Doc, I'm having nightmares in plaid. | 1.4423 | 0.06528 | 104 | 68 | 26 | 10 |
1467 | ‘I feel like I’m always just trying to fit in.’ | 1.4423 | 0.06808 | 104 | 70 | 22 | 12 |
1468 | I am sooooo tired of just blending in...I need to finally be noticed. | 1.4421 | 0.06119 | 95 | 58 | 32 | 5 |
1469 | It all starts with you believing you can change. | 1.4421 | 0.06474 | 95 | 60 | 28 | 7 |
1470 | I've always suffered from the imposter syndrome | 1.4421 | 0.06474 | 95 | 60 | 28 | 7 |
1471 | I'm having a hard time blending in. | 1.4421 | 0.06811 | 95 | 62 | 24 | 9 |
1472 | I don’t Khow doc , I just feel like I blend in to much , like no one sees me” | 1.4421 | 0.02885 | 95 | 65 | 26 | 4 |
1473 | So tell me about how you’ve changed. | 1.4421 | 0.06474 | 95 | 60 | 28 | 7 |
1474 | Adapting was always easy for me; now, I want stand out, be noticed | 1.4421 | 0.06299 | 95 | 59 | 30 | 6 |
1475 | But no one can tell that I’m wearing my mask anyway. | 1.4421 | 0.06974 | 95 | 63 | 22 | 10 |
1476 | And why do you feel you became so obsessed with camouflage? | 1.4419 | 0.07508 | 86 | 58 | 18 | 10 |
1477 | Hmm, a most unusual transference... | 1.4419 | 0.06101 | 86 | 51 | 32 | 3 |
1478 | I see you so often Doctor. It’s like I’m part of the furniture. | 1.4419 | 0.06534 | 86 | 53 | 28 | 5 |
1479 | I don’t handle change very well. | 1.4419 | 0.06534 | 86 | 53 | 28 | 5 |
1480 | Ooh, I've always wanted to be stripes and checks, can I sit in your lap? | 1.4417 | 0.05893 | 120 | 77 | 33 | 10 |
1481 | It was the realization that I was neither fish nor fowl. | 1.4416 | 0.06791 | 77 | 47 | 26 | 4 |
1482 | You should see how my Superego looks | 1.4416 | 0.07277 | 77 | 49 | 22 | 6 |
1483 | No trouble fitting in I see... | 1.4412 | 0.06320 | 102 | 65 | 29 | 8 |
1484 | I just don't feel like myself anymore. | 1.4412 | 0.06907 | 102 | 69 | 21 | 12 |
1485 | Did either of your parents exhibit this type of patterned behavior? | 1.4409 | 0.07083 | 93 | 62 | 21 | 10 |
1486 | You're calling me as having frontotemporal dementia? You couldn't charge by simply writing down chameleon? | 1.4409 | 0.06569 | 93 | 59 | 27 | 7 |
1487 | Tell me more about your limbic self. | 1.4409 | 0.06569 | 93 | 59 | 27 | 7 |
1488 | I can tell you about my mother doc, or I can just turn into her! | 1.4409 | 0.06569 | 93 | 59 | 27 | 7 |
1489 | This is a classic case of transference. | 1.4405 | 0.06849 | 84 | 53 | 25 | 6 |
1490 | Sometimes I just want to stand out. | 1.4405 | 0.06189 | 84 | 50 | 31 | 3 |
1491 | Yes Barry…I do see the real You | 1.4405 | 0.07256 | 84 | 55 | 21 | 8 |
1492 | Well he said, “either that wall paper goes or I do,” imagine how I felt. | 1.4405 | 0.07055 | 84 | 54 | 23 | 7 |
1493 | Indeed,the new upholstery is more "floral". How does that make you feel? | 1.4405 | 0.06636 | 84 | 52 | 27 | 5 |
1494 | Might I suggest being less worried about fitting in? | 1.4400 | 0.06407 | 100 | 64 | 28 | 8 |
1495 | What do you mean, 'He THINKS he's a lizard" | 1.4400 | 0.06247 | 100 | 63 | 30 | 7 |
1496 | I AM lying down. | 1.4400 | 0.07411 | 75 | 48 | 21 | 6 |
1497 | Is that a piece of lint or a fly on his sleeve? | 1.4400 | 0.07009 | 100 | 68 | 20 | 12 |
1498 | I feel like one of those people who changes their beliefs just to please others. | 1.4396 | 0.07025 | 91 | 60 | 22 | 9 |
1499 | Befuddled by plaid-and-stripes combination, subject maintains floral facade. | 1.4396 | 0.07025 | 91 | 60 | 22 | 9 |
1500 | My problem is genus envy? | 1.4396 | 0.06668 | 91 | 58 | 26 | 7 |
1501 | So you really think I can change, Doc? | 1.4396 | 0.06483 | 91 | 57 | 28 | 6 |
1502 | Kiss me you fool, I am your Princess. | 1.4396 | 0.07197 | 91 | 61 | 20 | 10 |
1503 | Well Ms. Gila Monster, what has you all wound up? | 1.4396 | 0.06094 | 91 | 55 | 32 | 4 |
1504 | I’m beginning to see a pattern in your defense mechanisms. | 1.4396 | 0.06483 | 91 | 57 | 28 | 6 |
1505 | So you see, the change was inside you all along | 1.4396 | 0.06094 | 91 | 55 | 32 | 4 |
1506 | Yes the guidance change by the CDC is affecting me too. If I wear a mask people think I’m unvaccinated but if I don’t they think I’m republican | 1.4396 | 0.07025 | 91 | 60 | 22 | 9 |
1507 | Patient shows a pathological need to fit in. Claims ‘he can’t help it’. | 1.4396 | 0.07197 | 91 | 61 | 20 | 10 |
1508 | Since I was a hatchling I never felt like I stood out. | 1.4390 | 0.07175 | 82 | 53 | 22 | 7 |
1509 | You have a problem fitting in,I see. | 1.4390 | 0.06742 | 82 | 51 | 26 | 5 |
1510 | Change isn’t always a bad thing... | 1.4390 | 0.06515 | 82 | 50 | 28 | 4 |
1511 | So, when did he stop calling you "My precious?" | 1.4388 | 0.06334 | 98 | 62 | 29 | 7 |
1512 | I open up about my insatiable need to always blend in and you’re only notation is “No shit?!” | 1.4388 | 0.07262 | 98 | 68 | 17 | 13 |
1513 | For some reason I like your upholstery. | 1.4386 | 0.05849 | 114 | 72 | 34 | 8 |
1514 | The worst thing is, my girlfriend is into paisley | 1.4386 | 0.05980 | 114 | 73 | 32 | 9 |
1515 | For once, I want to stand out and make a statement. | 1.4382 | 0.06383 | 89 | 55 | 29 | 5 |
1516 | This prescription should help your reptile dysfunction. | 1.4381 | 0.06337 | 105 | 68 | 28 | 9 |
1517 | You’ve got to learn to be comfortable in your own skin. | 1.4381 | 0.06337 | 105 | 68 | 28 | 9 |
1518 | Well, I can help you, but you really have to want to stay the same. | 1.4375 | 0.06423 | 96 | 61 | 28 | 7 |
1519 | I have a sore throat, no other symptoms. | 1.4375 | 0.07514 | 80 | 53 | 19 | 8 |
1520 | Based on your condition, I can see that you're still adapting to the new normal | 1.4375 | 0.06916 | 96 | 64 | 22 | 10 |
1521 | Have you ever considered changing? | 1.4375 | 0.06423 | 96 | 61 | 28 | 7 |
1522 | Nobody ever sees me for who I really am. | 1.4375 | 0.07514 | 80 | 53 | 19 | 8 |
1523 | My ex also accused me of being a chameleon | 1.4375 | 0.07301 | 80 | 52 | 21 | 7 |
1524 | Do you dream in color or black and white? | 1.4375 | 0.07081 | 80 | 51 | 23 | 6 |
1525 | sometimes a taco is just a taco. | 1.4375 | 0.06854 | 80 | 50 | 25 | 5 |
1526 | I think my problem is - I'm a people pleaser. | 1.4369 | 0.05800 | 103 | 63 | 35 | 5 |
1527 | Well, it’s not that I don’t fit in. | 1.4369 | 0.06423 | 103 | 67 | 27 | 9 |
1528 | Hmmm. Up till now we’d only observed this in politicians. | 1.4369 | 0.06713 | 103 | 69 | 23 | 11 |
1529 | Doc, I have adaptation issues | 1.4369 | 0.06119 | 103 | 65 | 31 | 7 |
1530 | You’re looking blue again this week. Why not change to a different color, and you might feel better. | 1.4368 | 0.06879 | 87 | 56 | 24 | 7 |
1531 | It is valid to feel that way, but I assure you that you are not invisible. | 1.4368 | 0.06879 | 87 | 56 | 24 | 7 |
1532 | Exhibits copycat personality disorder.... | 1.4368 | 0.06269 | 87 | 53 | 30 | 4 |
1533 | I understand. You don’t feel seen... | 1.4368 | 0.07257 | 87 | 58 | 20 | 9 |
1534 | May I come sit on your lap? I much prefer Burberry. | 1.4368 | 0.06879 | 87 | 56 | 24 | 7 |
1535 | Of course I can change. | 1.4368 | 0.06682 | 87 | 55 | 26 | 6 |
1536 | Dr, sometimes I would like to feel seen. | 1.4368 | 0.07070 | 87 | 57 | 22 | 8 |
1537 | You had the couch recovered for your own amusement, didn't you? | 1.4368 | 0.07070 | 87 | 57 | 22 | 8 |
1538 | I KNOW it’s a special talent but I’m just so tired of always blending it! | 1.4368 | 0.06478 | 87 | 54 | 28 | 5 |
1539 | Maybe you should stop changing and just be yourself. | 1.4368 | 0.07070 | 87 | 57 | 22 | 8 |
1540 | So while it turns out you are not in fact my patient but rather an enormous chameleon, I’m not exactly sure what to tell you. Though it doesn’t really change my hourly rate so… would you prefer credit or debit | 1.4368 | 0.06682 | 87 | 55 | 26 | 6 |
1541 | What do you mean, I’m supposed to “find myself?” | 1.4368 | 0.06781 | 87 | 58 | 21 | 8 |
1542 | And how long have you been feeling that you don't blend in? | 1.4362 | 0.06858 | 94 | 62 | 23 | 9 |
1543 | In my professional opinion, you're suffering from an identity crisis. | 1.4362 | 0.06516 | 94 | 60 | 27 | 7 |
1544 | If you're just drawing me, put more curl in the tail. | 1.4359 | 0.07433 | 78 | 51 | 20 | 7 |
1545 | Yes, but tell me how you feel on the inside? | 1.4359 | 0.06727 | 78 | 48 | 26 | 4 |
1546 | Do you even know I’m here? | 1.4359 | 0.07433 | 78 | 51 | 20 | 7 |
1547 | Why does my personality change when my color changes? | 1.4359 | 0.06970 | 78 | 49 | 24 | 5 |
1548 | They just expect me to be everything to everyone | 1.4359 | 0.06235 | 117 | 78 | 27 | 12 |
1549 | We need to find what's causing your identity crisis. | 1.4356 | 0.06512 | 101 | 66 | 26 | 9 |
1550 | Have you ever considered just being yourself? | 1.4355 | 0.05977 | 124 | 82 | 30 | 12 |
1551 | So your severe anxiety and depression started when he said he was going to 'drain the swamp?' Seems to me that was just another one of his 30,000 lies, and that he needs my services more than you. | 1.4353 | 0.07381 | 85 | 57 | 19 | 9 |
1552 | Well, as soon as you let me back in my chair, we can talk about your delusion where I'm a giant lizard and you're a psychiatrist. | 1.4353 | 0.07381 | 85 | 57 | 19 | 9 |
1553 | You have to WANT to change” isn’t going to work with this client. | 1.4353 | 0.07188 | 85 | 56 | 21 | 8 |
1554 | You think I'm changeable? | 1.4353 | 0.07188 | 85 | 56 | 21 | 8 |
1555 | Freud would say, sometimes a chameleon is just a chameleon. | 1.4348 | 0.06613 | 92 | 59 | 26 | 7 |
1556 | He suffers from Male Pattern Boldness. | 1.4348 | 0.06613 | 92 | 59 | 26 | 7 |
1557 | Yes, it can be harder to be seen than to be heard. | 1.4348 | 0.05846 | 92 | 60 | 26 | 6 |
1558 | you feel like no one notices you, is that right? | 1.4348 | 0.06336 | 92 | 60 | 25 | 7 |
1559 | Let's get back to your fears about not 'fitting in.' | 1.4348 | 0.06613 | 92 | 59 | 26 | 7 |
1560 | So what would happen to you if you did not blend in? | 1.4348 | 0.06613 | 92 | 59 | 26 | 7 |
1561 | Your patterns have protected you until now, but it’s becoming hard to see the real you. | 1.4348 | 0.06047 | 92 | 56 | 32 | 4 |
1562 | Plaid. Plaid would help me open up more | 1.4348 | 0.07134 | 92 | 62 | 20 | 10 |
1563 | I think I’m having an identity crisis. | 1.4348 | 0.06791 | 92 | 60 | 24 | 8 |
1564 | Okay, tell me a little bit more about your need to blend in. | 1.4343 | 0.06119 | 99 | 62 | 31 | 6 |
1565 | And when did you start thinking you were an interior designer? | 1.4343 | 0.06910 | 99 | 67 | 21 | 11 |
1566 | I just don't feel seen anymore. | 1.4342 | 0.06307 | 76 | 45 | 29 | 2 |
1567 | I think that's the problem, doctor: every time I get close to a woman, I'm not able to show her my true colors | 1.4342 | 0.06840 | 76 | 47 | 25 | 4 |
1568 | Well yes, I'm seeing a behavior pattern we should discuss... | 1.4342 | 0.07335 | 76 | 49 | 21 | 6 |
1569 | I'm conflicted. Checks or Stripes? | 1.4342 | 0.07571 | 76 | 50 | 19 | 7 |
1570 | I have trouble standing out in a crowd. | 1.4342 | 0.07571 | 76 | 50 | 19 | 7 |
1571 | So your mother never seemed to be around? | 1.4342 | 0.07335 | 76 | 49 | 21 | 6 |
1572 | And what colour does that make you feel? | 1.4342 | 0.07799 | 76 | 51 | 17 | 8 |
1573 | I would’ve been rich, Doc. I would’ve been rich. Rich! ‘15 minutes could save you 15%’, why didn’t I think of that?! | 1.4337 | 0.07312 | 83 | 55 | 20 | 8 |
1574 | If you re-upholstered the couch with something more neutral I might feel more comfortable opening up." | 1.4337 | 0.07108 | 83 | 54 | 22 | 7 |
1575 | It’s as if she doesn’t even notice me. | 1.4337 | 0.06682 | 83 | 52 | 26 | 5 |
1576 | One minute I’m elated, then I’m blue, then I’m anxious, then I’m green. | 1.4337 | 0.06898 | 83 | 53 | 24 | 6 |
1577 | And how long have you felt you are a chameleon born in an iguana’s body? | 1.4337 | 0.06898 | 83 | 53 | 24 | 6 |
1578 | Hmmm, there's a pattern to your behavior. | 1.4337 | 0.06898 | 83 | 53 | 24 | 6 |
1579 | So you don't seem to get the recognition you deserve? | 1.4337 | 0.06682 | 83 | 52 | 26 | 5 |
1580 | Stop writing and listen, I am really stressed when I stroll down 5th Avenue and these New Yorkers stare at me, as if they never have seen an inguana | 1.4337 | 0.07108 | 83 | 54 | 22 | 7 |
1581 | I feel like no one is seeing the real me | 1.4337 | 0.07510 | 83 | 56 | 18 | 9 |
1582 | What if color is a construct? | 1.4337 | 0.06898 | 83 | 53 | 24 | 6 |
1583 | I just feel like I have to fit in all the time. | 1.4337 | 0.06898 | 83 | 53 | 24 | 6 |
1584 | It takes patients some time to show their true colors | 1.4337 | 0.06898 | 83 | 53 | 24 | 6 |
1585 | I feel like I’m always trying to blend in. | 1.4336 | 0.06143 | 113 | 74 | 29 | 10 |
1586 | Well, you’re due for a change. | 1.4333 | 0.06713 | 90 | 58 | 25 | 7 |
1587 | Nobody really sees me. | 1.4333 | 0.06525 | 90 | 57 | 27 | 6 |
1588 | All I've ever wanted is to fit in. | 1.4333 | 0.06897 | 90 | 59 | 23 | 8 |
1589 | I’m tired of just blending in. | 1.4333 | 0.06525 | 90 | 57 | 27 | 6 |
1590 | I don’t want to change you I want to help you change yourself. | 1.4333 | 0.06330 | 90 | 56 | 29 | 5 |
1591 | Have I made myself clear? | 1.4333 | 0.06713 | 90 | 58 | 25 | 7 |
1592 | Things change so quickly these days - I feel lost… | 1.4333 | 0.06330 | 90 | 56 | 29 | 5 |
1593 | I can't help you if you refuse to reveal yourself. | 1.4333 | 0.06525 | 90 | 57 | 27 | 6 |
1594 | Can I see what you're writing about me? | 1.4333 | 0.06525 | 90 | 57 | 27 | 6 |
1595 | As the doctor sat going over notes from his last patient, he had the distinct feeling he was being watched. | 1.4333 | 0.06330 | 90 | 56 | 29 | 5 |
1596 | Where the hell is my 5 o' clock?! | 1.4333 | 0.06713 | 90 | 58 | 25 | 7 |
1597 | Don't become a reptile therapist, they said. You'll talk to chameleons all day, they said. | 1.4330 | 0.06539 | 97 | 63 | 26 | 8 |
1598 | It’s just that sometimes…I wish the surroundings would try to look like me for once. | 1.4330 | 0.07014 | 97 | 66 | 20 | 11 |
1599 | Patient suffers from imposter syndrome. | 1.4327 | 0.06226 | 104 | 67 | 29 | 8 |
1600 | Your assignment was to find someone you admire and pattern yourself after them. | 1.4327 | 0.06375 | 104 | 68 | 27 | 9 |
1601 | Boss says I won’t get a raise unless I stand out. | 1.4324 | 0.05951 | 111 | 71 | 32 | 8 |
1602 | You've come so far. I think you are ready for the paisley couch. | 1.4321 | 0.07441 | 81 | 54 | 19 | 8 |
1603 | Cool. Can you do Wainscoting? | 1.4321 | 0.07441 | 81 | 54 | 19 | 8 |
1604 | If it makes you feel any better it used to be corduroy. | 1.4321 | 0.07645 | 81 | 55 | 17 | 9 |
1605 | And so, exactly how long have you been feeling invisible? | 1.4321 | 0.07014 | 81 | 52 | 23 | 6 |
1606 | Some days, I'd just like to stand out. | 1.4321 | 0.07014 | 81 | 52 | 23 | 6 |
1607 | I can remember my parents telling me things would get better if I just blended in. | 1.4321 | 0.06559 | 81 | 50 | 27 | 4 |
1608 | Doc, I just don’t know what ‘just be yourself’ means! | 1.4321 | 0.07645 | 81 | 55 | 17 | 9 |
1609 | I'm beginning to think your feelings of "invisibility" are not totally psychosomatic. | 1.4318 | 0.07007 | 88 | 58 | 22 | 8 |
1610 | Everybody ignores me. It's as if I were invisible! | 1.4318 | 0.07007 | 88 | 58 | 22 | 8 |
1611 | Let's move on to your fear of patterned fabrics. | 1.4318 | 0.06818 | 88 | 57 | 24 | 7 |
1612 | obsesses over upholstery" | 1.4318 | 0.06624 | 88 | 56 | 26 | 6 |
1613 | Sometimes I feel like people don't even notice me. | 1.4318 | 0.06818 | 88 | 57 | 24 | 7 |
1614 | And how long have you felt that others overlook you? | 1.4318 | 0.06624 | 88 | 56 | 26 | 6 |
1615 | But Doc, I don’t want to change. | 1.4318 | 0.07371 | 88 | 60 | 18 | 10 |
1616 | I am tired of blending in; I want an identity all of my own. | 1.4318 | 0.06624 | 88 | 56 | 26 | 6 |
1617 | I can never show my true colors | 1.4318 | 0.06818 | 88 | 57 | 24 | 7 |
1618 | I can't help you if you're unwilling to be your authentic self. | 1.4316 | 0.06964 | 95 | 64 | 21 | 10 |
1619 | I am so sick of always having to blend in. Can you help me Doc? | 1.4316 | 0.06288 | 95 | 60 | 29 | 6 |
1620 | I feel like I constantly have to change in order to fit in | 1.4316 | 0.06107 | 95 | 59 | 31 | 5 |
1621 | Why do you always feel the need to blend in? | 1.4314 | 0.06310 | 102 | 66 | 28 | 8 |
1622 | So you feel the need to fit in everywhere you go? | 1.4314 | 0.06462 | 102 | 67 | 26 | 9 |
1623 | Diagnosis: Adaptable But Paranoid | 1.4312 | 0.04584 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
1624 | So, you say you feel as if you're invisible? | 1.4312 | 0.06301 | 109 | 72 | 27 | 10 |
1625 | Sometimes I just feel invisible, you know? | 1.4312 | 0.06025 | 109 | 70 | 31 | 8 |
1626 | I imagine you can tell I am a middle child | 1.4306 | 0.07616 | 72 | 47 | 19 | 6 |
1627 | I just feel like no one really *sees* me for who I am, you know? | 1.4304 | 0.07993 | 79 | 55 | 14 | 10 |
1628 | You had to pick the chintz! | 1.4304 | 0.06904 | 79 | 50 | 24 | 5 |
1629 | So you feel that no one sees you.... | 1.4304 | 0.07135 | 79 | 51 | 22 | 6 |
1630 | I guess I would describe myself as a wallflower type of gal | 1.4304 | 0.07576 | 79 | 53 | 18 | 8 |
1631 | What do you mean I need to stand out more?! | 1.4304 | 0.07359 | 79 | 52 | 20 | 7 |
1632 | Doctor notes: Prefers blending in to avoid conflict. | 1.4302 | 0.05740 | 86 | 53 | 30 | 3 |
1633 | We have to go back to when you were a tadpole. | 1.4302 | 0.06521 | 86 | 54 | 27 | 5 |
1634 | Yes I know change is difficult but just be thankful the decorator talked me out of going with the plaid! | 1.4302 | 0.06521 | 86 | 54 | 27 | 5 |
1635 | So you feel your background doesn't allow you to show your true self? | 1.4302 | 0.06521 | 86 | 54 | 27 | 5 |
1636 | Let’s just call that the grey area.... | 1.4302 | 0.06087 | 86 | 52 | 31 | 3 |
1637 | I feel like I always have to change who I am, to fit in | 1.4302 | 0.06727 | 86 | 55 | 25 | 6 |
1638 | How long have you had this feeling that you're not being seen? | 1.4301 | 0.06377 | 93 | 59 | 28 | 6 |
1639 | Well Doc, I do want to change but not a floral pattern. | 1.4301 | 0.07072 | 93 | 63 | 20 | 10 |
1640 | What does 'lizard-like' mean? | 1.4301 | 0.06377 | 93 | 59 | 28 | 6 |
1641 | At first, I thought my patient had a problem. But now, I've realised that it is I who is talking to a chameleon. | 1.4301 | 0.06191 | 93 | 58 | 30 | 5 |
1642 | Alone with my notes, yet my last patient still haunts me. | 1.4300 | 0.06073 | 100 | 63 | 31 | 6 |
1643 | I feel like I’m a social chameleon, and yes I’m aware of the irony. | 1.4300 | 0.06553 | 100 | 66 | 25 | 9 |
1644 | Have you tried standing next to someone who's emotionally secure? | 1.4286 | 0.06835 | 84 | 54 | 24 | 6 |
1645 | I am quite pleased at your openness to change. | 1.4286 | 0.07261 | 77 | 50 | 21 | 6 |
1646 | So, how long have you been Ted Cruz? | 1.4286 | 0.07628 | 84 | 58 | 16 | 10 |
1647 | So, tell me when it all began. When did you start to feel that nobody was noticing you? | 1.4286 | 0.07042 | 84 | 55 | 22 | 7 |
1648 | Perhaps you should spend less time in lounges. | 1.4286 | 0.06656 | 91 | 59 | 25 | 7 |
1649 | Why do you feel like you need to blend in? | 1.4286 | 0.06402 | 84 | 52 | 28 | 4 |
1650 | Very impressive, Mrs. Goldfarb, but can we get back to the source of these delusions. | 1.4286 | 0.07768 | 70 | 46 | 18 | 6 |
1651 | Note to self: for next weeks session patient may benefit from reduced dose of psychoactive drugs. | 1.4286 | 0.07814 | 84 | 59 | 14 | 11 |
1652 | ...Let's talk a little more about how you just "don't feel seen" in your marriage | 1.4286 | 0.07718 | 77 | 52 | 17 | 8 |
1653 | What do you mean when you say your father "barely noticed you" when you were growing up? | 1.4286 | 0.06470 | 91 | 58 | 27 | 6 |
1654 | So, Your are tired ,of blending in...go on! | 1.4286 | 0.06470 | 91 | 58 | 27 | 6 |
1655 | I simply have no ability to stand out... | 1.4286 | 0.06835 | 84 | 54 | 24 | 6 |
1656 | ‘Hide my true self, do I?’ | 1.4286 | 0.06402 | 84 | 52 | 28 | 4 |
1657 | Well, we all want to *feel* seen. | 1.4286 | 0.07261 | 77 | 50 | 21 | 6 |
1658 | My desire to fit in makes me feel invisible | 1.4286 | 0.06323 | 98 | 63 | 28 | 7 |
1659 | She looked right past me. I feel like I’m not seen in my relationships. | 1.4286 | 0.05981 | 98 | 61 | 32 | 5 |
1660 | Let’s explore that. When someone at a party says to you that you “just blend into the background,” how goes that make you feel? | 1.4272 | 0.06109 | 103 | 66 | 30 | 7 |
1661 | How long have you conformed to this pattern? | 1.4271 | 0.06745 | 96 | 64 | 23 | 9 |
1662 | It feels like i am invisble to everyone | 1.4271 | 0.06745 | 96 | 64 | 23 | 9 |
1663 | How long have you been a "stand up" chameleon | 1.4270 | 0.07303 | 89 | 61 | 18 | 10 |
1664 | What do you mean, you feel like a wallflower? | 1.4270 | 0.05955 | 89 | 54 | 32 | 3 |
1665 | I have to want to change? | 1.4270 | 0.06759 | 89 | 58 | 24 | 7 |
1666 | I'm just going to put a no show | 1.4270 | 0.06945 | 89 | 59 | 22 | 8 |
1667 | YES,I AM reflecting! | 1.4270 | 0.06945 | 89 | 59 | 22 | 8 |
1668 | Doc honestly, I'm feeling like people just don't see my anymore. | 1.4270 | 0.06945 | 89 | 59 | 22 | 8 |
1669 | «Therapy won’t work until you stop hiding your feelings and start showing your true colors» | 1.4270 | 0.07126 | 89 | 60 | 20 | 9 |
1670 | Did I tell you that my mother's a lizard? | 1.4268 | 0.06727 | 82 | 52 | 25 | 5 |
1671 | Patient complains about not feeling seen. | 1.4268 | 0.06948 | 82 | 53 | 23 | 6 |
1672 | Stop trying to blend in; you've got to learn to be more assertive! | 1.4268 | 0.06019 | 82 | 49 | 31 | 2 |
1673 | Adapting to my surroundings is getting harder and harder, Doc. | 1.4268 | 0.06500 | 82 | 51 | 27 | 4 |
1674 | I understand you’re not feeling seen. | 1.4268 | 0.06727 | 82 | 52 | 25 | 5 |
1675 | No one sees me - they all just look past me. | 1.4268 | 0.07570 | 82 | 56 | 17 | 9 |
1676 | Day 3, still searching for pet chameleon. | 1.4268 | 0.07161 | 82 | 54 | 21 | 7 |
1677 | So, how long have you been feeling invisible? | 1.4268 | 0.06948 | 82 | 53 | 23 | 6 |
1678 | I am not trying to be whatever people want me to be. | 1.4268 | 0.07368 | 82 | 55 | 19 | 8 |
1679 | Nice try, but even no-shows get charged for the session. | 1.4268 | 0.07161 | 82 | 54 | 21 | 7 |
1680 | Patient is a no show, AGAIN. Bill their insurance. | 1.4268 | 0.07161 | 82 | 54 | 21 | 7 |
1681 | Doc, I just gotta be me. | 1.4268 | 0.06500 | 82 | 51 | 27 | 4 |
1682 | You know I have a hard time with change | 1.4268 | 0.06500 | 82 | 51 | 27 | 4 |
1683 | Oh Yea, You Blend... | 1.4267 | 0.07634 | 75 | 50 | 18 | 7 |
1684 | I feel like no one really sees me for who I am... | 1.4267 | 0.06345 | 75 | 45 | 28 | 2 |
1685 | Patient stuck with floral pattern – basic reptile dysfunction. | 1.4267 | 0.06890 | 75 | 47 | 24 | 4 |
1686 | Clearly I cannot see where you are coming from. | 1.4267 | 0.07147 | 75 | 48 | 22 | 5 |
1687 | I don't like these side effects. Let's try something else. | 1.4257 | 0.06190 | 101 | 65 | 29 | 7 |
1688 | You see, as hard as I try, I can't truly blend in. | 1.4257 | 0.06190 | 101 | 65 | 29 | 7 |
1689 | Often changes colors rather than answering the question. | 1.4255 | 0.06326 | 94 | 60 | 28 | 6 |
1690 | Don't worry Mr. Thompson, the LSD will soon wear off. | 1.4255 | 0.06847 | 94 | 63 | 22 | 9 |
1691 | I have a hard time believing you know what it's like to not feel seen, doc. | 1.4255 | 0.06504 | 94 | 61 | 26 | 7 |
1692 | I have a recurring dream that I peddle auto insurance. | 1.4255 | 0.06677 | 94 | 62 | 24 | 8 |
1693 | You’re right, I did say that it would help if you blended in. | 1.4253 | 0.06865 | 87 | 57 | 23 | 7 |
1694 | And why do you feel like you change based on your surroundings? | 1.4253 | 0.07057 | 87 | 58 | 21 | 8 |
1695 | I just feel invisible. | 1.4253 | 0.06254 | 87 | 54 | 29 | 4 |
1696 | I dunno doc, it’s like no one really sees me. | 1.4253 | 0.06464 | 87 | 55 | 27 | 5 |
1697 | This is going to take a while because, even with a negative lens, a positive cornea, monocular focusing, AND independent eye movement, you display no insight into your true self. | 1.4253 | 0.07244 | 87 | 59 | 19 | 9 |
1698 | Would you say that you don’t feel seen? | 1.4253 | 0.06464 | 87 | 55 | 27 | 5 |
1699 | You can hide from me, but you can’t hide from your problems. | 1.4253 | 0.06865 | 87 | 57 | 23 | 7 |
1700 | I feel like nobody notices me. Not even you. | 1.4253 | 0.06464 | 87 | 55 | 27 | 5 |
1701 | All of my life I have worried about fitting in | 1.4253 | 0.06865 | 87 | 57 | 23 | 7 |
1702 | I'm afraid to show her my true colors. | 1.4250 | 0.07286 | 80 | 53 | 20 | 7 |
1703 | You can't camouflage your feelings. | 1.4250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 49 | 28 | 3 |
1704 | Is it possible your need to fit in may indicate self esteem issues? | 1.4250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 49 | 28 | 3 |
1705 | There are some things you just can't hide. | 1.4250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 51 | 24 | 5 |
1706 | I see why you think might be having an identity crisis. | 1.4250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 51 | 24 | 5 |
1707 | You told me to change! | 1.4250 | 0.07065 | 80 | 52 | 22 | 6 |
1708 | You know I’m still here,right? | 1.4247 | 0.07534 | 73 | 48 | 19 | 6 |
1709 | I can't stop changing colors, Doc. So does that make me an altruist or just bipolar? | 1.4245 | 0.06135 | 106 | 69 | 29 | 8 |
1710 | It’s that sometimes I’m not sure I want to change. | 1.4242 | 0.06273 | 99 | 64 | 28 | 7 |
1711 | Patient is highly adaptable. | 1.4240 | 0.05931 | 125 | 84 | 29 | 12 |
1712 | I see what your writing..Yes I can can do Plaid ..... | 1.4239 | 0.06952 | 92 | 62 | 21 | 9 |
1713 | I just feel like I'm not getting noticed | 1.4239 | 0.06600 | 92 | 60 | 25 | 7 |
1714 | You indicate here, that you struggle with a sense of self, tell me more... | 1.4239 | 0.06416 | 92 | 59 | 27 | 6 |
1715 | I just feel like nobody sees me | 1.4235 | 0.06977 | 85 | 56 | 22 | 7 |
1716 | So why is it that you have the need to blend in? | 1.4235 | 0.06977 | 85 | 56 | 22 | 7 |
1717 | It’s like, sometimes I feel invisible, you know? | 1.4235 | 0.06121 | 85 | 57 | 22 | 6 |
1718 | Am I a lizard dreaming that I'm a couch, or couch dreaming that I'm a lizard? | 1.4235 | 0.06346 | 85 | 53 | 28 | 4 |
1719 | I really have a hard time feeling seen. | 1.4235 | 0.06977 | 85 | 56 | 22 | 7 |
1720 | How did it feel when you were voted Least Likely to Stand Out? | 1.4235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 50 | 34 | 1 |
1721 | My day? Well... it started blue, then turned to yellow, now it's orange, but I'm afraid it may be end in red. | 1.4235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 55 | 26 | 4 |
1722 | Listening to ‘True Colors’ by Cindy Lauper is such a trauma for me. | 1.4234 | 0.05941 | 111 | 72 | 31 | 8 |
1723 | You can’t hide from your problems | 1.4231 | 0.07189 | 78 | 51 | 21 | 6 |
1724 | You are what you feel. | 1.4231 | 0.06710 | 78 | 49 | 25 | 4 |
1725 | I continually obsess about what I’m wearing. Do I look good on this? | 1.4231 | 0.06953 | 78 | 50 | 23 | 5 |
1726 | Look Doc, it's no use. I'll just become whatever you want me to be. | 1.4225 | 0.07681 | 71 | 47 | 18 | 6 |
1727 | In addition to all that, I've fallen in love with your couch. | 1.4225 | 0.07681 | 71 | 47 | 18 | 6 |
1728 | I can't do wainscot. | 1.4222 | 0.06884 | 90 | 60 | 22 | 8 |
1729 | I’m seeing a repeating pattern here! | 1.4222 | 0.06511 | 90 | 58 | 26 | 6 |
1730 | I see you're exhibiting some familiar patterns. | 1.4222 | 0.06316 | 90 | 57 | 28 | 5 |
1731 | One cannot simply camouflage their true self forever, Charles... | 1.4222 | 0.06511 | 90 | 58 | 26 | 6 |
1732 | No matter where I am, I just don't feel seen... | 1.4222 | 0.06115 | 90 | 56 | 30 | 4 |
1733 | I know they say a leopard doesn’t change his spots, but that’s not who I am! | 1.4222 | 0.07237 | 90 | 62 | 18 | 10 |
1734 | I detect a pattern. | 1.4217 | 0.06666 | 83 | 53 | 25 | 5 |
1735 | Thanks, that fly was bothering me. | 1.4217 | 0.06883 | 83 | 54 | 23 | 6 |
1736 | James! I told you to bring in my next patient! | 1.4217 | 0.06883 | 83 | 54 | 23 | 6 |
1737 | Change can only come from within. | 1.4217 | 0.06666 | 83 | 53 | 25 | 5 |
1738 | Lately it seems like people just look right through me. | 1.4217 | 0.06209 | 83 | 51 | 29 | 3 |
1739 | So, what I hear you saying is that you have a hard time standing out. | 1.4217 | 0.07093 | 83 | 55 | 21 | 7 |
1740 | For a start, I think you've misread Kafka. | 1.4217 | 0.07297 | 83 | 56 | 19 | 8 |
1741 | I feel like I’m always being overlooked. | 1.4217 | 0.06666 | 83 | 53 | 25 | 5 |
1742 | It's just so hard to stand out in today's world | 1.4216 | 0.05107 | 102 | 65 | 33 | 4 |
1743 | You need to relax. "A fly on the wall" was just an expression. | 1.4211 | 0.06622 | 95 | 63 | 24 | 8 |
1744 | So you’re worried about reptile dysfunction. | 1.4211 | 0.07554 | 76 | 51 | 18 | 7 |
1745 | Of course, before the spell, I was a third-grade teacher in Bayonne, New Jersey". | 1.4211 | 0.07318 | 76 | 50 | 20 | 6 |
1746 | Mhm... have you tried blending in more? | 1.4211 | 0.06094 | 95 | 60 | 30 | 5 |
1747 | ...Absent...again... | 1.4211 | 0.06091 | 114 | 76 | 28 | 10 |
1748 | See? You can be anything you want. | 1.4211 | 0.07318 | 76 | 50 | 20 | 6 |
1749 | It is the third time he skips the session but I will still charge him. | 1.4211 | 0.06560 | 76 | 47 | 26 | 3 |
1750 | You have to stop concealing everything & open up more. | 1.4205 | 0.06609 | 88 | 57 | 25 | 6 |
1751 | This really has been a transforming experience! | 1.4205 | 0.06409 | 88 | 56 | 27 | 5 |
1752 | Tell me more about how you feel your sense of self constantly changing and this need to 'fit in'. | 1.4205 | 0.06804 | 88 | 58 | 23 | 7 |
1753 | My friends say I'm a wallflower, but I just don't get it. | 1.4205 | 0.07178 | 88 | 60 | 19 | 9 |
1754 | I guess what I’m saying is sometimes I don’t recognize myself anymore. | 1.4205 | 0.07178 | 88 | 60 | 19 | 9 |
1755 | Everything is changing. | 1.4205 | 0.06993 | 88 | 59 | 21 | 8 |
1756 | For the last time, it’s MYSELF that I hate. Your couch is fine. | 1.4205 | 0.06993 | 88 | 59 | 21 | 8 |
1757 | ...and he thinks he is a chameleon... | 1.4200 | 0.06385 | 100 | 66 | 26 | 8 |
1758 | I’m right in front of you. | 1.4200 | 0.06385 | 100 | 66 | 26 | 8 |
1759 | I keep following the same pattern, Doc. | 1.4198 | 0.07425 | 81 | 55 | 18 | 8 |
1760 | I know you said I'd regress, but this is ridiculous. | 1.4198 | 0.06997 | 81 | 53 | 22 | 6 |
1761 | Let's move on from the '60s Doc, those tie-dye '70s are where my issues really lie. | 1.4198 | 0.06773 | 81 | 52 | 24 | 5 |
1762 | What's 'imposter syndrome'? | 1.4194 | 0.06721 | 93 | 62 | 23 | 8 |
1763 | Now, last week you were feeling blue, but you have changed color 16 times since then.. fascinating! | 1.4194 | 0.06544 | 93 | 61 | 25 | 7 |
1764 | Can you just try and be yourself? | 1.4194 | 0.06177 | 93 | 59 | 29 | 5 |
1765 | Doctor: “Congratulations, you’ve made quite the breakthrough. You are quite capable of change.” | 1.4194 | 0.06892 | 93 | 63 | 21 | 9 |
1766 | I want to stand out in a crowd. | 1.4189 | 0.06384 | 74 | 45 | 27 | 2 |
1767 | Tell me about this fear of blending in | 1.4189 | 0.06939 | 74 | 47 | 23 | 4 |
1768 | [needs no caption; no one is speaking] | 1.4189 | 0.07935 | 74 | 51 | 15 | 8 |
1769 | I admit that you’ve learned to fit in, but you’re still cold blooded by nature | 1.4189 | 0.07201 | 74 | 48 | 21 | 5 |
1770 | Let's talk about your karma, chameleon. | 1.4189 | 0.07698 | 74 | 50 | 17 | 7 |
1771 | Absorbs the personality of those around him | 1.4189 | 0.07201 | 74 | 48 | 21 | 5 |
1772 | They all conveniently act like they can't see me. | 1.4189 | 0.07201 | 74 | 48 | 21 | 5 |
1773 | You can see me right? | 1.4189 | 0.06939 | 74 | 47 | 23 | 4 |
1774 | The thing is, she's always telling me I try too hard to fit in. | 1.4186 | 0.06505 | 86 | 55 | 26 | 5 |
1775 | Patient suffers from an overwhelming need to fit in... | 1.4186 | 0.06913 | 86 | 57 | 22 | 7 |
1776 | So how long have you had this overwhelming desire to sit in a chair and take notes? | 1.4179 | 0.07712 | 67 | 44 | 18 | 5 |
1777 | That’s your diagnosis? Copycat? Really? | 1.4179 | 0.08000 | 67 | 45 | 16 | 6 |
1778 | I am tired of always changing to fit in! | 1.4177 | 0.06886 | 79 | 51 | 23 | 5 |
1779 | So, I like to hide. What of it? | 1.4177 | 0.06397 | 79 | 49 | 27 | 3 |
1780 | I see you’re writing me off from the gecko. . | 1.4177 | 0.06646 | 79 | 50 | 25 | 4 |
1781 | I feel like I’m not seen. | 1.4176 | 0.06456 | 91 | 59 | 26 | 6 |
1782 | Your couch brings out the 70s in me. | 1.4176 | 0.06264 | 91 | 58 | 28 | 5 |
1783 | Yes Dr. I do prefer this one. The other sofa made me feel … blue. | 1.4176 | 0.06823 | 91 | 61 | 22 | 8 |
1784 | So, you say you've been struggling to blend in | 1.4176 | 0.06823 | 91 | 61 | 22 | 8 |
1785 | John, as we discussed disappearing isn’t a healthy defence mechanism | 1.4176 | 0.06642 | 91 | 60 | 24 | 7 |
1786 | I do notice time flies these days. But I'm still always hungry. | 1.4167 | 0.07597 | 72 | 48 | 18 | 6 |
1787 | So I’m having this reoccurring dream where my tail falls off. | 1.4167 | 0.06384 | 84 | 53 | 27 | 4 |
1788 | And when did these reading-over-the-shoulder symptoms begin? | 1.4167 | 0.06605 | 84 | 54 | 25 | 5 |
1789 | Your reactions follow a known pattern. | 1.4167 | 0.06485 | 72 | 44 | 26 | 2 |
1790 | My mother had a cold heart. | 1.4167 | 0.06819 | 84 | 55 | 23 | 6 |
1791 | Call me crazy but I'm telling you, my mother was abducted by upholsterers when we were vacationing in the Caribbean. | 1.4167 | 0.06224 | 96 | 62 | 28 | 6 |
1792 | How does that help me? | 1.4167 | 0.07850 | 72 | 49 | 16 | 7 |
1793 | So, do you think I can change? | 1.4167 | 0.06384 | 84 | 53 | 27 | 4 |
1794 | It’s good to see you handling all these changes so well. | 1.4167 | 0.06819 | 84 | 55 | 23 | 6 |
1795 | „Wow, he‘s writing down his shopping list...“ | 1.4167 | 0.06224 | 96 | 62 | 28 | 6 |
1796 | So you say you have a hard time blending in? | 1.4167 | 0.07063 | 72 | 46 | 22 | 4 |
1797 | So tell me, when have you started noticing these changes? | 1.4167 | 0.07227 | 84 | 57 | 19 | 8 |
1798 | If we can't help you to be more authoritative, perhaps we can work on your design sense. | 1.4158 | 0.06177 | 101 | 66 | 28 | 7 |
1799 | What makes you think you have trouble blending in? | 1.4158 | 0.06640 | 101 | 69 | 22 | 10 |
1800 | No, really, it's quite normal to want to blend in... | 1.4157 | 0.06354 | 89 | 57 | 27 | 5 |
1801 | Plaid over stripes? I'm a chameleon. I have standards! | 1.4156 | 0.07003 | 77 | 50 | 22 | 5 |
1802 | You have an overwhelming desire to fit in | 1.4156 | 0.08132 | 77 | 55 | 12 | 10 |
1803 | So, you say you can't get that Boy George song out of your head? | 1.4156 | 0.06755 | 77 | 49 | 24 | 4 |
1804 | I can see a pattern in your life. | 1.4156 | 0.07243 | 77 | 51 | 20 | 6 |
1805 | Do you think you can change? | 1.4156 | 0.07003 | 77 | 50 | 22 | 5 |
1806 | I can really see myself fitting in here. | 1.4156 | 0.07475 | 77 | 52 | 18 | 7 |
1807 | What in your fantasies makes you think that you may be cold-blooded? | 1.4149 | 0.07318 | 94 | 67 | 15 | 12 |
1808 | Diagnosis: body dysmorphia. Patient projects unease by worrying that my clashing jacket and pants will leave me exposed and vulnerable. | 1.4146 | 0.07454 | 82 | 59 | 13 | 10 |
1809 | Let's talk about your transference issues. | 1.4146 | 0.06930 | 82 | 54 | 22 | 6 |
1810 | Your fly is down. | 1.4146 | 0.07144 | 82 | 55 | 20 | 7 |
1811 | You were born to blend in, just embrace it. | 1.4146 | 0.06481 | 82 | 52 | 26 | 4 |
1812 | Psychiatrist: "You go from feeling blue to...what was it you said...? | 1.4146 | 0.06930 | 82 | 54 | 22 | 6 |
1813 | The same thing happened to you in the Sistine Chapel? | 1.4146 | 0.07352 | 82 | 56 | 18 | 8 |
1814 | I’m starting to see some change in you. | 1.4146 | 0.05999 | 82 | 50 | 30 | 2 |
1815 | Dr Finkelman's chameleon therapy idea ended when nobody showed up | 1.4143 | 0.07747 | 70 | 47 | 17 | 6 |
1816 | I finally feel seen, thanks doc | 1.4143 | 0.07475 | 70 | 46 | 19 | 5 |
1817 | My WHAT brain?! | 1.4143 | 0.08010 | 70 | 48 | 15 | 7 |
1818 | My wife says its me thats changed | 1.4143 | 0.07747 | 70 | 47 | 17 | 6 |
1819 | Note to self: get a dog. | 1.4143 | 0.07747 | 70 | 47 | 17 | 6 |
1820 | You really think I try too hard to blend in? | 1.4141 | 0.05922 | 99 | 63 | 31 | 5 |
1821 | Do you mind if I crawl up on your shoulders? I love that plaid! | 1.4141 | 0.06423 | 99 | 66 | 25 | 8 |
1822 | Just because you can see all around you doesn’t mean you can see what’s on the inside. | 1.4141 | 0.04871 | 99 | 65 | 30 | 4 |
1823 | Iguana second opinion. | 1.4138 | 0.07042 | 87 | 59 | 20 | 8 |
1824 | So when did you start feeling like you were a chameleon? | 1.4138 | 0.06652 | 87 | 57 | 24 | 6 |
1825 | What I hear you saying is, it ain't easy being green... or really any color. | 1.4138 | 0.07229 | 87 | 60 | 18 | 9 |
1826 | Office note: "Severe iatrophobia, as once again, patient disappears moments after arrival." | 1.4138 | 0.06850 | 87 | 58 | 22 | 7 |
1827 | cold-blooded, i think thats fair, doctor. | 1.4138 | 0.06652 | 87 | 57 | 24 | 6 |
1828 | . . . And how long have you had this feeling of being unnoticed? | 1.4138 | 0.06448 | 87 | 56 | 26 | 5 |
1829 | Well change is good. | 1.4138 | 0.05792 | 87 | 58 | 24 | 5 |
1830 | I’ve never done florals before. | 1.4135 | 0.06203 | 104 | 69 | 27 | 8 |
1831 | Yes Doctor, it *is* a defense mechanism. Wearing a plaid jacket with striped pants is very threatening to chameleons. | 1.4133 | 0.08295 | 75 | 54 | 11 | 10 |
1832 | So you say you just feel invisible to everyone? | 1.4133 | 0.07375 | 75 | 50 | 19 | 6 |
1833 | I'm a psychiatrist, not a plastic surgeon. | 1.4133 | 0.07126 | 75 | 49 | 21 | 5 |
1834 | Paranoid? I'm spilling my guts and you're doing Sudoku. | 1.4133 | 0.06869 | 75 | 48 | 23 | 4 |
1835 | Sometimes I just feel like part of the furniture | 1.4133 | 0.07615 | 75 | 51 | 17 | 7 |
1836 | I feel like people only like me when I pretend to be someone else | 1.4133 | 0.07375 | 75 | 50 | 19 | 6 |
1837 | Yeah I would say I adapt to new environments alright. | 1.4133 | 0.06601 | 75 | 47 | 25 | 3 |
1838 | « I’m feeling blue today. But maybe it’s just your sofa... » | 1.4130 | 0.06938 | 92 | 63 | 20 | 9 |
1839 | I just want to rule out mental health as a cause. | 1.4130 | 0.06585 | 92 | 61 | 24 | 7 |
1840 | When did you start feeling you were losing your identity? | 1.4125 | 0.06819 | 80 | 52 | 23 | 5 |
1841 | You feel you’re too conspicuous? | 1.4125 | 0.07047 | 80 | 53 | 21 | 6 |
1842 | I just feel like I keep having to change myself to fit my environment | 1.4125 | 0.07483 | 80 | 55 | 17 | 8 |
1843 | "15 percent for 15 minutes? | 1.4118 | 0.07329 | 68 | 44 | 20 | 4 |
1844 | Miss Stevens, please send in the next patient. | 1.4118 | 0.07329 | 68 | 44 | 20 | 4 |
1845 | Really? Human envy? Is that a thing? | 1.4118 | 0.06756 | 85 | 56 | 23 | 6 |
1846 | I don't know doc, I just feel like I don't stand out. | 1.4118 | 0.06545 | 85 | 55 | 25 | 5 |
1847 | It might be time to find a new therapist," Bob thought, "One that really sees me. | 1.4118 | 0.06102 | 85 | 53 | 29 | 3 |
1848 | So you think the Psilocybin is working? | 1.4118 | 0.06960 | 85 | 57 | 21 | 7 |
1849 | Tell me again, why do you feel invisible to others? | 1.4118 | 0.06756 | 85 | 56 | 23 | 6 |
1850 | I had the nightmare again, doc. I was in a crowded room and I forgot my clothes. Of course in my case I just blended right in. | 1.4118 | 0.06960 | 85 | 57 | 21 | 7 |
1851 | Are you sure she's the one who changed? | 1.4118 | 0.07622 | 68 | 45 | 18 | 5 |
1852 | I need to feel seen. | 1.4118 | 0.06756 | 85 | 56 | 23 | 6 |
1853 | Patient displays a pattern of perennial spirals. | 1.4118 | 0.07622 | 68 | 45 | 18 | 5 |
1854 | In order to truly bloom, you mustn't be afraid to stand out | 1.4118 | 0.06703 | 68 | 42 | 24 | 2 |
1855 | Sometimes I feel likeI just fade into the background. | 1.4118 | 0.06756 | 85 | 56 | 23 | 6 |
1856 | I hope you know that using your chameleon camouflage powers here will not help us reach our goals. | 1.4118 | 0.06960 | 85 | 57 | 21 | 7 |
1857 | i think i just don’t like change | 1.4118 | 0.05625 | 85 | 51 | 33 | 1 |
1858 | Let’s get beyond your pattern of conformity, shall we? | 1.4111 | 0.06098 | 90 | 57 | 29 | 4 |
1859 | Doc, I just can’t stop these self-destructive patterns. | 1.4111 | 0.06495 | 90 | 59 | 25 | 6 |
1860 | For as long as I can remember I have felt the need to blend in." | 1.4110 | 0.07256 | 73 | 48 | 20 | 5 |
1861 | I’m right here! I just want to be seen and heard. | 1.4110 | 0.06711 | 73 | 46 | 24 | 3 |
1862 | I’m done with this patient, he’s making appointments but never shows up! | 1.4110 | 0.08004 | 73 | 51 | 14 | 8 |
1863 | You just don't see me. | 1.4110 | 0.06711 | 73 | 46 | 24 | 3 |
1864 | You need to start showing up for sessions. | 1.4110 | 0.06421 | 73 | 45 | 26 | 2 |
1865 | Lately Doc, I just feel I’m fading into the background | 1.4110 | 0.06711 | 73 | 46 | 24 | 3 |
1866 | Is it nature or nurture? I feel like I'm a real product of the environment I'm in.... | 1.4110 | 0.07513 | 73 | 49 | 18 | 6 |
1867 | Sometimes I just feel like I have to change. | 1.4105 | 0.06260 | 95 | 62 | 27 | 6 |
1868 | You can hide from the world but you can’t hide from yourself. | 1.4103 | 0.06933 | 78 | 51 | 22 | 5 |
1869 | It's just one identity crisis after another | 1.4103 | 0.07169 | 78 | 52 | 20 | 6 |
1870 | Please never change the fabric to stripes, not with my waistline | 1.4103 | 0.06689 | 78 | 50 | 24 | 4 |
1871 | It’s happening again right now. | 1.4103 | 0.06933 | 78 | 51 | 22 | 5 |
1872 | It's bad doc, sometimes I wish I wasn't ovoviviparously reproduced | 1.4103 | 0.06933 | 78 | 51 | 22 | 5 |
1873 | I just want to be heard and not seen. | 1.4103 | 0.06933 | 78 | 51 | 22 | 5 |
1874 | I feel like I have to change myself just to fit in | 1.4100 | 0.06211 | 100 | 66 | 27 | 7 |
1875 | We're looking for balance, Eric. Maybe a group session with the Leopards? | 1.4096 | 0.06189 | 83 | 52 | 28 | 3 |
1876 | Doctor's Note: patient has missed third appointment in a row | 1.4096 | 0.07479 | 83 | 58 | 16 | 9 |
1877 | Is that a fly on your elbow? | 1.4096 | 0.06757 | 83 | 57 | 19 | 7 |
1878 | I can’t help it; it’s the transference. | 1.4096 | 0.06189 | 83 | 52 | 28 | 3 |
1879 | It all goes back to my father really. I hardly ever saw him. | 1.4096 | 0.07280 | 83 | 57 | 18 | 8 |
1880 | Strong desire to fit in; feels “unseen.” | 1.4096 | 0.06865 | 83 | 55 | 22 | 6 |
1881 | More and more, it feels like my husband doesn’t see me. It’s as though I blend in with the furniture. | 1.4096 | 0.07075 | 83 | 56 | 20 | 7 |
1882 | So what makes you think you're cold blooded? | 1.4096 | 0.07673 | 83 | 59 | 14 | 10 |
1883 | And then,she accused me of being a conformist. | 1.4096 | 0.07075 | 83 | 56 | 20 | 7 |
1884 | I often find myself pretending to be something else, but never my true self | 1.4096 | 0.06865 | 83 | 55 | 22 | 6 |
1885 | No doubt your ability to adapt is a boon, but therapy is about showing your true colors. | 1.4096 | 0.06422 | 83 | 53 | 26 | 4 |
1886 | Shoot your tongue at my tie again and this session is over. | 1.4096 | 0.07280 | 83 | 57 | 18 | 8 |
1887 | Fast changing moods . . bipolarism . . . tripolarism. Multi-color personality disorder! ! ! | 1.4096 | 0.07075 | 83 | 56 | 20 | 7 |
1888 | I know how you feel. I used to have plaid wallpaper in here. | 1.4096 | 0.06865 | 83 | 55 | 22 | 6 |
1889 | Sometimes,I feel I lack all originality. I just blend into the crowd. | 1.4091 | 0.08072 | 66 | 45 | 15 | 6 |
1890 | There is a fly on his shoe . He may not like this . | 1.4091 | 0.07162 | 88 | 61 | 18 | 9 |
1891 | You're either a thin-skinned cold-blooded conformist, or a chameleon. | 1.4091 | 0.07472 | 66 | 43 | 19 | 4 |
1892 | I CAN change, I really can. | 1.4091 | 0.06977 | 88 | 60 | 20 | 8 |
1893 | It appears your ego issue stems from playing hide and go seek as a child and never losing. | 1.4091 | 0.07778 | 66 | 44 | 17 | 5 |
1894 | Have you always felt like a wallflower? | 1.4091 | 0.06592 | 88 | 58 | 24 | 6 |
1895 | Tell me more about why you feel so compelled to fit in. | 1.4091 | 0.06788 | 88 | 59 | 22 | 7 |
1896 | Why do you want to look like the couch ?” | 1.4091 | 0.06493 | 88 | 60 | 21 | 7 |
1897 | Is it fair to blame your mother? As I understand, all iguanas smother their eggs in sand and move on. | 1.4091 | 0.07342 | 88 | 62 | 16 | 10 |
1898 | Ah looks like my patient isn’t here yet, that’ll be a $300 no show fee | 1.4091 | 0.07162 | 88 | 61 | 18 | 9 |
1899 | so how did that make you peel? | 1.4091 | 0.07154 | 66 | 42 | 21 | 3 |
1900 | Hello? Does anyone see me? | 1.4086 | 0.06529 | 93 | 62 | 24 | 7 |
1901 | Patient suffers from Imposter Syndrome and Fear of Missing Out. | 1.4086 | 0.05769 | 93 | 58 | 32 | 3 |
1902 | I just feel like nobody notices that I'm around! | 1.4086 | 0.05769 | 93 | 58 | 32 | 3 |
1903 | Preoccupied with his grocery list, Dr. Freud had failed to notice that his patient's "id" had merged with his "super-ego" and created a giant lizard. | 1.4085 | 0.07392 | 71 | 47 | 19 | 5 |
1904 | It's a colorful story. | 1.4085 | 0.07114 | 71 | 46 | 21 | 4 |
1905 | My blending instinct is easily explained by Jung's Theory of Neurosis. | 1.4085 | 0.06826 | 71 | 45 | 23 | 3 |
1906 | I was always the last one picked for basketball. | 1.4085 | 0.07114 | 71 | 46 | 21 | 4 |
1907 | I’m having a little trouble blending in. | 1.4085 | 0.07114 | 71 | 46 | 21 | 4 |
1908 | I'm afraid to show who I really am. | 1.4085 | 0.06826 | 71 | 45 | 23 | 3 |
1909 | You say Gecko I say Geico. | 1.4085 | 0.07392 | 71 | 47 | 19 | 5 |
1910 | I find your couch invalidating. | 1.4085 | 0.07392 | 71 | 47 | 19 | 5 |
1911 | ‘I find that I often have trouble showing my true colors’ | 1.4085 | 0.07392 | 71 | 47 | 19 | 5 |
1912 | We were walking through a field of flowers like this when I lost sight of my mother. | 1.4079 | 0.06537 | 76 | 48 | 25 | 3 |
1913 | How long have you felt you were fading into the background? | 1.4079 | 0.06800 | 76 | 49 | 23 | 4 |
1914 | Thanks for the matching couch | 1.4079 | 0.06800 | 76 | 49 | 23 | 4 |
1915 | It’s karma, Chameleon. It comes and goes. | 1.4079 | 0.07053 | 76 | 50 | 21 | 5 |
1916 | Lacks individualism"? You do know that I'm a chameleon, right | 1.4079 | 0.07298 | 76 | 51 | 19 | 6 |
1917 | I feel like I'm invisible to others. | 1.4079 | 0.06537 | 76 | 48 | 25 | 3 |
1918 | Doctor, how come the other kids at school make fun of my tongue? | 1.4079 | 0.06537 | 76 | 48 | 25 | 3 |
1919 | Are those shoes you Lizzy? | 1.4079 | 0.07053 | 76 | 50 | 21 | 5 |
1920 | Everyone treats me as though I were invisible. | 1.4074 | 0.06521 | 81 | 52 | 25 | 4 |
1921 | I think I've always felt invisible. | 1.4074 | 0.06754 | 81 | 53 | 23 | 5 |
1922 | It wouldn't seem so remarkable if you knew my mother-in- law. | 1.4074 | 0.07407 | 81 | 56 | 17 | 8 |
1923 | Hmmmm... And what color does that make you turn? | 1.4074 | 0.06978 | 81 | 54 | 21 | 6 |
1924 | What I am hearing is that you feel emotionally clingy yet invisible, and ultimately desire to blend into the background to avoid detection. Am I close? | 1.4074 | 0.06280 | 81 | 51 | 27 | 3 |
1925 | And so I told Mr. Escher... | 1.4074 | 0.06978 | 81 | 54 | 21 | 6 |
1926 | I'm having trouble standing out at work. | 1.4074 | 0.06754 | 81 | 53 | 23 | 5 |
1927 | And how do my alligator shoes make you feel? | 1.4070 | 0.07467 | 86 | 61 | 15 | 10 |
1928 | Surely you realize you have to WANT to change. | 1.4070 | 0.06486 | 86 | 56 | 25 | 5 |
1929 | Tell me, did you always have this overwhelming need to fit in? | 1.4066 | 0.06808 | 91 | 62 | 21 | 8 |
1930 | Just tell me that you see me. | 1.4066 | 0.06439 | 91 | 60 | 25 | 6 |
1931 | When did you first realize what "adapt to your environment" meant? | 1.4066 | 0.06808 | 91 | 62 | 21 | 8 |
1932 | Tell me about your family ... and genus ... and species. | 1.4066 | 0.06246 | 91 | 59 | 27 | 5 |
1933 | Dear Diary: Finally a minute on my own! | 1.4062 | 0.07943 | 64 | 43 | 16 | 5 |
1934 | Our session is over for today and yes, I can still see you. | 1.4059 | 0.06000 | 101 | 66 | 29 | 6 |
1935 | Displays signs of couch envy. | 1.4058 | 0.07535 | 69 | 46 | 18 | 5 |
1936 | Doc, it's like I'm absorbing anxiety. | 1.4058 | 0.07392 | 69 | 48 | 15 | 6 |
1937 | You seem wound up. Please try to relax and return to your normal coloring. | 1.4058 | 0.06946 | 69 | 44 | 22 | 3 |
1938 | I mean, who doesn’t want 10% off their car insurance? | 1.4058 | 0.06946 | 69 | 44 | 22 | 3 |
1939 | Instead of telling you how it makes me feel, I wanted to show you. | 1.4058 | 0.06632 | 69 | 43 | 24 | 2 |
1940 | I see that you are blue. And how does that make you feel? | 1.4058 | 0.07246 | 69 | 45 | 20 | 4 |
1941 | So...I consider myself an empath | 1.4058 | 0.06946 | 69 | 44 | 22 | 3 |
1942 | But I like being a chameleon | 1.4054 | 0.07179 | 74 | 49 | 20 | 5 |
1943 | Oh yeah, Doc? Well I think YOU have mirroring personality disorder. Look how your legs match the wall pattern. | 1.4054 | 0.07432 | 74 | 50 | 18 | 6 |
1944 | But, doc, I thought adaptability was a virtue not a diagnosis! | 1.4054 | 0.07915 | 74 | 52 | 14 | 8 |
1945 | So, you're used to fitting in. | 1.4054 | 0.06916 | 74 | 48 | 22 | 4 |
1946 | I have control issues. | 1.4054 | 0.06916 | 74 | 48 | 22 | 4 |
1947 | That's bad Karma, Chameleon. | 1.4054 | 0.07677 | 74 | 51 | 16 | 7 |
1948 | Shh! My wife is right next to me. | 1.4054 | 0.07179 | 74 | 49 | 20 | 5 |
1949 | It's a sixth sense: I can feel that your checked jacket is out. | 1.4054 | 0.07432 | 74 | 50 | 18 | 6 |
1950 | Bob was unable to hide the fact that he was a lounge lizard | 1.4054 | 0.07179 | 74 | 49 | 20 | 5 |
1951 | It is Chameleon with a C-H not a K. | 1.4054 | 0.07432 | 74 | 50 | 18 | 6 |
1952 | You say lizard brain as if it’s a bad thing. | 1.4051 | 0.07322 | 79 | 54 | 18 | 7 |
1953 | Have you tried going into politics? | 1.4051 | 0.07541 | 79 | 55 | 16 | 8 |
1954 | (**This cartoon does not need a caption, it works as is**) | 1.4051 | 0.07322 | 79 | 54 | 18 | 7 |
1955 | Just so you know, I didn’t match your couch when I walked in here. It must be you! | 1.4051 | 0.07097 | 79 | 53 | 20 | 6 |
1956 | Dammit Karl, this is not the first time you've tried to categorize me as 'the lounge lizard' | 1.4051 | 0.07097 | 79 | 53 | 20 | 6 |
1957 | I hear you... but I can’t see you. | 1.4051 | 0.06865 | 79 | 52 | 22 | 5 |
1958 | I see you too like to disappear in your work. | 1.4048 | 0.06364 | 84 | 54 | 26 | 4 |
1959 | I’m sure there are plenty of insurance commercials that will consider you. Just be yourself. | 1.4048 | 0.06586 | 84 | 55 | 24 | 5 |
1960 | Sometimes I feel I don’t stand out enough. | 1.4048 | 0.06694 | 84 | 58 | 19 | 7 |
1961 | I feel like people don’t see me, doc. | 1.4048 | 0.07209 | 84 | 58 | 18 | 8 |
1962 | Even though I am great at seeing things from every angle, no one seems to notice me. | 1.4048 | 0.06364 | 84 | 54 | 26 | 4 |
1963 | I feel like I always have to pretend to be something I’m not | 1.4048 | 0.07597 | 84 | 60 | 14 | 10 |
1964 | I'm busy but let me know if you decide to change... | 1.4048 | 0.06800 | 84 | 56 | 22 | 6 |
1965 | I'm always afraid I won't fit in. | 1.4045 | 0.06914 | 89 | 61 | 20 | 8 |
1966 | And then everything just changed. | 1.4043 | 0.05920 | 94 | 60 | 30 | 4 |
1967 | Now you say you feel invisible around others. Tell me more about that. | 1.4043 | 0.06474 | 94 | 63 | 24 | 7 |
1968 | The cost for today’s session is $90 and some change. | 1.4040 | 0.06567 | 99 | 68 | 22 | 9 |
1969 | We do, however, seem to have gotten over your fear of floral. | 1.4032 | 0.08117 | 62 | 42 | 15 | 5 |
1970 | ...Subject suffers from acute paranoia and abandonment issues resulting in a pathological desire to blend in. | 1.4030 | 0.07686 | 67 | 45 | 17 | 5 |
1971 | I will not make a chameleon joke. I will not make a chameleon joke. I will not make a chameleon joke. | 1.4030 | 0.07974 | 67 | 46 | 15 | 6 |
1972 | So, anyway, that's how to kill and feel nothing. But this is your time... | 1.4030 | 0.07073 | 67 | 43 | 21 | 3 |
1973 | As your psychologist, I can tell you that blending into the couch might work with flies, but it doesn't work with me. | 1.4028 | 0.07310 | 72 | 48 | 19 | 5 |
1974 | How can I be true to myself instead of this ugly sofa? | 1.4028 | 0.08073 | 72 | 51 | 13 | 8 |
1975 | How did you feel after you ate your children? | 1.4028 | 0.07573 | 72 | 49 | 17 | 6 |
1976 | Unfortunately, multiple personalities are normal in chameleons. | 1.4028 | 0.06754 | 72 | 46 | 23 | 3 |
1977 | How can I be outstanding when I always blend into the upholstery? | 1.4028 | 0.07038 | 72 | 47 | 21 | 4 |
1978 | Patient complains of persistent tumble dry paisley (PTDP) nightmares, causing chronic binocular vision and projectile dysfunction. | 1.4028 | 0.07573 | 72 | 49 | 17 | 6 |
1979 | I want to stand out from the crowd, but I don't want to clash with the upholstery. | 1.4028 | 0.07038 | 72 | 47 | 21 | 4 |
1980 | Do I look fat in this? | 1.4028 | 0.07827 | 72 | 50 | 15 | 7 |
1981 | Is it as bad as they say, doc? It all stems from my lizard brain, doesn’t it | 1.4028 | 0.06754 | 72 | 46 | 23 | 3 |
1982 | What do you think? Too matchy matchy? | 1.4028 | 0.08073 | 72 | 51 | 13 | 8 |
1983 | Sure, I blend in--but never with the right crowd. | 1.4026 | 0.06981 | 77 | 51 | 21 | 5 |
1984 | Tell me why you think you've changed? | 1.4026 | 0.07680 | 77 | 54 | 15 | 8 |
1985 | I’ve worked so hard toward this promotion but can’t seem to make myself stand out. | 1.4026 | 0.06473 | 77 | 49 | 25 | 3 |
1986 | Your eleven o’clock is waiting.” “Tell him I can’t see him. | 1.4026 | 0.07222 | 77 | 52 | 19 | 6 |
1987 | Doc, I can't even get your attention. | 1.4026 | 0.06981 | 77 | 51 | 21 | 5 |
1988 | How can I get her to really see me doc? | 1.4026 | 0.06981 | 77 | 51 | 21 | 5 |
1989 | I’m trying to be my authentic self, but I feel like nobody ever gets to see the real me. | 1.4026 | 0.06732 | 77 | 50 | 23 | 4 |
1990 | It’s just assumed that I should adapt. What about what I want? | 1.4024 | 0.06911 | 82 | 55 | 21 | 6 |
1991 | But Mr. Chameleon, the ability to adapt to many environments is viewed as an extremely positive attribute. | 1.4024 | 0.06911 | 82 | 55 | 21 | 6 |
1992 | Doc, people just don't see me for who I am. | 1.4024 | 0.06223 | 82 | 52 | 27 | 3 |
1993 | How often would you say you feel this irresistible urge to blend in? | 1.4024 | 0.06460 | 82 | 53 | 25 | 4 |
1994 | This couch makes my skin crawl. | 1.4023 | 0.07025 | 87 | 60 | 19 | 8 |
1995 | Nobody sees the real me - and this couch isn't helping at all. | 1.4023 | 0.06832 | 87 | 59 | 21 | 7 |
1996 | He forgot I was here. Again. | 1.4023 | 0.06428 | 87 | 57 | 25 | 5 |
1997 | I've spent my entire life trying to fit in. I'm exhausted | 1.4023 | 0.06633 | 87 | 58 | 23 | 6 |
1998 | maybe you just need a change of scenery - it might change your outlook | 1.4023 | 0.07025 | 87 | 60 | 19 | 8 |
1999 | Let's talk about adaptive behaviour. | 1.4022 | 0.06384 | 92 | 61 | 25 | 6 |
2000 | And you feel you don't fit in? | 1.4020 | 0.05789 | 102 | 66 | 31 | 5 |
2001 | Just once I want to be the center of attention. | 1.4000 | 0.06844 | 75 | 49 | 22 | 4 |
2002 | Have you ever thought about color-affirming surgery? | 1.4000 | 0.06736 | 85 | 57 | 22 | 6 |
2003 | So you say you're an ego-wanna? | 1.4000 | 0.07985 | 70 | 49 | 14 | 7 |
2004 | Let's help you break those unproductive old patterns. | 1.4000 | 0.05846 | 85 | 53 | 30 | 2 |
2005 | So,what makes you think you don’t fit in ? | 1.4000 | 0.06797 | 80 | 53 | 22 | 5 |
2006 | Patient 1250- Fears he is cold-blooded and clingy. Unfortunately, I can't see him anymore. | 1.4000 | 0.07248 | 80 | 55 | 18 | 7 |
2007 | Noted: Borderline Reptilian Disorder. | 1.4000 | 0.06307 | 85 | 55 | 26 | 4 |
2008 | And, you can't get seem to get comfortable in your own skin? | 1.4000 | 0.06560 | 80 | 52 | 24 | 4 |
2009 | It's just that I constantly feel ignored and overlooked. | 1.4000 | 0.07532 | 65 | 43 | 18 | 4 |
2010 | I have a close relative that can get you a great deal on car insurance! | 1.4000 | 0.06736 | 85 | 57 | 22 | 6 |
2011 | I just can’t seem to find who I really am, doctor. | 1.4000 | 0.04840 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
2012 | Remember - you can only change yourself, not the furniture. | 1.4000 | 0.06243 | 95 | 63 | 26 | 6 |
2013 | Sure, I can scratch out the "cold-blooded" comment. | 1.4000 | 0.07026 | 80 | 54 | 20 | 6 |
2014 | so, Mr. Jones... would you consider yourself a conformist? | 1.4000 | 0.06560 | 80 | 52 | 24 | 4 |
2015 | I’m ready to see you now. | 1.4000 | 0.07593 | 75 | 52 | 16 | 7 |
2016 | I need to see a post Freudian therapist with contemporary decor." | 1.4000 | 0.06871 | 70 | 45 | 22 | 3 |
2017 | I just wish I could stand out in the crowd sometimes! | 1.4000 | 0.06315 | 80 | 51 | 26 | 3 |
2018 | I come from a family of environmental empaths. | 1.4000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 47 | 26 | 2 |
2019 | I don’t think I can see you anymore | 1.4000 | 0.07532 | 65 | 43 | 18 | 4 |
2020 | If you try to grab my bow tie with your tongue one more time, I'm calling an end to this session. | 1.4000 | 0.07722 | 70 | 48 | 16 | 6 |
2021 | I always feel this need to blend in. | 1.4000 | 0.06864 | 65 | 41 | 22 | 2 |
2022 | So what did you think about the Kafka story? | 1.4000 | 0.06576 | 75 | 48 | 24 | 3 |
2023 | And so you’re hiding from exactly what? | 1.4000 | 0.06562 | 70 | 44 | 24 | 2 |
2024 | Maybe you should just try being yourself. | 1.4000 | 0.07026 | 80 | 54 | 20 | 6 |
2025 | Is your fly open? | 1.4000 | 0.07103 | 75 | 50 | 20 | 5 |
2026 | I keep trying to assert myself, but I can't help blending in. | 1.4000 | 0.07449 | 70 | 47 | 18 | 5 |
2027 | Well, ever since that day I've been something of a wallflower. | 1.4000 | 0.07449 | 70 | 47 | 18 | 5 |
2028 | seems i've lost myself again. | 1.4000 | 0.06797 | 80 | 53 | 22 | 5 |
2029 | Lets unpack your father being invisible in your life. | 1.4000 | 0.07166 | 70 | 46 | 20 | 4 |
2030 | I’m uncomfortable with change | 1.4000 | 0.06307 | 85 | 55 | 26 | 4 |
2031 | A lot of people have been asking about my skin color routine | 1.4000 | 0.06797 | 80 | 53 | 22 | 5 |
2032 | I just feel like I'm always having to change myself | 1.4000 | 0.06560 | 80 | 52 | 24 | 4 |
2033 | So, is it hard to find a balance between blending in and showing your true colors? | 1.4000 | 0.05633 | 115 | 76 | 32 | 7 |
2034 | So you say you dream in black-and-white? | 1.4000 | 0.07026 | 80 | 54 | 20 | 6 |
2035 | Sometimes it feels like I still don’t fit in no matter how hard I try. | 1.4000 | 0.06576 | 75 | 48 | 24 | 3 |
2036 | Cold blooded! I think that's a little harsh! | 1.4000 | 0.07532 | 65 | 43 | 18 | 4 |
2037 | Your colour changing couch definitely helps me blend in. | 1.3980 | 0.06279 | 98 | 66 | 25 | 7 |
2038 | Now, let's discuss those mood changes of yours. | 1.3978 | 0.05749 | 93 | 59 | 31 | 3 |
2039 | It's just that, I don't see the change myself... | 1.3978 | 0.06689 | 93 | 64 | 21 | 8 |
2040 | Huge therapeutic success. The patient is starting to fit in. | 1.3977 | 0.06769 | 88 | 60 | 21 | 7 |
2041 | Have you been listening to anything I’ve said | 1.3977 | 0.06056 | 88 | 59 | 24 | 5 |
2042 | Can't you see I'm just trying to blend in!? | 1.3976 | 0.06400 | 83 | 54 | 25 | 4 |
2043 | I hate to break it to you, but we all feel like we're screaming into a disinterested void that doesn't recognize us for who we are." | 1.3976 | 0.07655 | 83 | 60 | 13 | 10 |
2044 | Notes: 1) subject freaked by flowers 2) looks Good on him! | 1.3976 | 0.06844 | 83 | 56 | 21 | 6 |
2045 | Feelings of Upholster Syndrome is much more common than you think. | 1.3976 | 0.07055 | 83 | 57 | 19 | 7 |
2046 | But why does the gecko get all the commercials? Don’t I look beautiful? | 1.3976 | 0.06844 | 83 | 56 | 21 | 6 |
2047 | Everyone thinks I'm trying to hide, while I'm just very open with my emotions... | 1.3976 | 0.05405 | 83 | 55 | 25 | 3 |
2048 | Even my coffee is a blend... | 1.3976 | 0.07055 | 83 | 57 | 19 | 7 |
2049 | I spend so much time just trying to fit in. | 1.3976 | 0.06400 | 83 | 54 | 25 | 4 |
2050 | A Freudian slipcover, you say? | 1.3976 | 0.07261 | 83 | 58 | 17 | 8 |
2051 | No, not a metaphorical wall flower! | 1.3974 | 0.06665 | 78 | 51 | 23 | 4 |
2052 | I can't help it doc, my primitive reptile brain keeps taking over. | 1.3974 | 0.06410 | 78 | 50 | 25 | 3 |
2053 | So you'll know, that fabric is dated. | 1.3974 | 0.07147 | 78 | 53 | 19 | 6 |
2054 | Excuse me. Could we exchange places? I want to ask you about your background. | 1.3974 | 0.06410 | 78 | 50 | 25 | 3 |
2055 | Every week I feel more and more invisible | 1.3974 | 0.06665 | 78 | 51 | 23 | 4 |
2056 | I just feel like an imposter all the time! | 1.3974 | 0.06665 | 78 | 51 | 23 | 4 |
2057 | It's like no one will look me straight in the eyes | 1.3974 | 0.06910 | 78 | 52 | 21 | 5 |
2058 | I’ll just write down, avoidance issue | 1.3974 | 0.07376 | 78 | 54 | 17 | 7 |
2059 | And you describe this emotion as " feeling invisible"? | 1.3973 | 0.06393 | 73 | 46 | 25 | 2 |
2060 | You gonna eat that fly? | 1.3973 | 0.06684 | 73 | 47 | 23 | 3 |
2061 | ...and no matter where you are, you tend to feel invisible...yes, go on... | 1.3973 | 0.06963 | 73 | 48 | 21 | 4 |
2062 | I know, I know. It was just reupholstered but the color suits you. | 1.3973 | 0.06963 | 73 | 48 | 21 | 4 |
2063 | Janice, where is my 2:30 appointment? I thought I asked you to send him in ten minutes ago. | 1.3973 | 0.07489 | 73 | 50 | 17 | 6 |
2064 | Doc, should I lick that fly off your collar or sit still and focus on my inner Prince Charming? | 1.3973 | 0.05599 | 73 | 51 | 18 | 4 |
2065 | All right, next week we can work on checks and stripes. | 1.3973 | 0.07231 | 73 | 49 | 19 | 5 |
2066 | So, tell me, when did you first realize that you just wanted to disappear into the background? | 1.3973 | 0.06684 | 73 | 47 | 23 | 3 |
2067 | Note to self..."would make a wonderful pillow" | 1.3973 | 0.06963 | 73 | 48 | 21 | 4 |
2068 | So... you're tired of blending in with the crowd... | 1.3973 | 0.07231 | 73 | 49 | 19 | 5 |
2069 | Am I adjusting too well to my surroundings? | 1.3973 | 0.06684 | 73 | 47 | 23 | 3 |
2070 | It appears that you've spent your whole life trying to blend in and now you are having an identity crisis. | 1.3973 | 0.06684 | 73 | 47 | 23 | 3 |
2071 | David Bowie I could have lived with, but why was it Boy George?!?! | 1.3973 | 0.06393 | 73 | 46 | 25 | 2 |
2072 | i find myself blending in, rather than standing out | 1.3973 | 0.07489 | 73 | 50 | 17 | 6 |
2073 | Huh, I've never had a patient with a codependent relationship with my couch before. | 1.3973 | 0.07231 | 73 | 49 | 19 | 5 |
2074 | Three years of your "try to stand out," and nothing's changed. | 1.3971 | 0.06993 | 68 | 44 | 21 | 3 |
2075 | So I said, “Oh, yeah? Well, if I had fangs and claws, I wouldn’t change my spots, either.” | 1.3971 | 0.07300 | 68 | 45 | 19 | 4 |
2076 | I feel that nobody can see the real me. | 1.3971 | 0.07595 | 68 | 46 | 17 | 5 |
2077 | I want to be striped and you're going to help me. | 1.3971 | 0.07300 | 68 | 45 | 19 | 4 |
2078 | So you feel ignored? | 1.3971 | 0.06334 | 68 | 42 | 25 | 1 |
2079 | So. Let's start with some background. First thing that comes to you. | 1.3971 | 0.08152 | 68 | 48 | 13 | 7 |
2080 | No one ever sees the real me. Ann Watson Sausalito CA | 1.3971 | 0.07300 | 68 | 45 | 19 | 4 |
2081 | So what makes you think no one sees the real you?” | 1.3971 | 0.07300 | 68 | 45 | 19 | 4 |
2082 | I guess it all started when my father disappeared ... | 1.3968 | 0.07687 | 63 | 42 | 17 | 4 |
2083 | You say you sometimes feel invisible. | 1.3968 | 0.07346 | 63 | 41 | 19 | 3 |
2084 | We’ve talked about this — true change comes from within. | 1.3968 | 0.07346 | 63 | 41 | 19 | 3 |
2085 | I swear Doctor, everytime I was near trump I turned orange. | 1.3968 | 0.08013 | 63 | 43 | 15 | 5 |
2086 | So you’re feeling unseen... | 1.3968 | 0.06989 | 63 | 40 | 21 | 2 |
2087 | You just need to try being comfortable in your own skin. | 1.3958 | 0.06191 | 96 | 64 | 26 | 6 |
2088 | So when did your mother disappear? | 1.3956 | 0.06608 | 91 | 62 | 22 | 7 |
2089 | Identity Crisis? Look at me - I’d say this goes way beyond blending in. | 1.3956 | 0.06420 | 91 | 61 | 24 | 6 |
2090 | Even his therapist didn't notice him. | 1.3953 | 0.07449 | 86 | 62 | 14 | 10 |
2091 | What do you mean I’ve given you an idea about a matching pillow for the couch? | 1.3953 | 0.07263 | 86 | 61 | 16 | 9 |
2092 | Well, he's missed another appointment. | 1.3953 | 0.06250 | 86 | 56 | 26 | 4 |
2093 | People look at me like I’m not even here. | 1.3953 | 0.06466 | 86 | 57 | 24 | 5 |
2094 | Going unnoticed for quite some time, the disturbed patient makes his move.” | 1.3953 | 0.06466 | 86 | 57 | 24 | 5 |
2095 | ...loner, limited verbal skills, clingy... | 1.3951 | 0.06731 | 81 | 54 | 22 | 5 |
2096 | To really change you have to want to not change. | 1.3951 | 0.06498 | 81 | 53 | 24 | 4 |
2097 | "We're still on the clock, whether I can see you, or not." | 1.3951 | 0.07387 | 81 | 57 | 16 | 8 |
2098 | Is it so wrong to want to stand out? | 1.3951 | 0.06498 | 81 | 53 | 24 | 4 |
2099 | So, I think your desire to blend in is driven by your social anxiety. You probably get that from your parents. What do you think? | 1.3951 | 0.07387 | 81 | 57 | 16 | 8 |
2100 | I’m sorry but I just can’t stop wondering what you write on that clipboard | 1.3951 | 0.06731 | 81 | 54 | 22 | 5 |
2101 | So tell me, why do you think you’re always changing yourself to suit the needs of others? | 1.3951 | 0.07175 | 81 | 56 | 18 | 7 |
2102 | I feel different every time I come in here. | 1.3947 | 0.07274 | 76 | 52 | 18 | 6 |
2103 | I hate plaid! | 1.3947 | 0.07029 | 76 | 51 | 20 | 5 |
2104 | There have been so many changes in my life. | 1.3947 | 0.07274 | 76 | 52 | 18 | 6 |
2105 | The problem is, Doc, people don't seem to notice me. | 1.3947 | 0.07029 | 76 | 51 | 20 | 5 |
2106 | Maybe change is good for you | 1.3947 | 0.07029 | 76 | 51 | 20 | 5 |
2107 | What are you writing that you find so interesting? | 1.3947 | 0.07274 | 76 | 52 | 18 | 6 |
2108 | Is it possible you’re trying too hard to fit in? | 1.3947 | 0.07029 | 76 | 51 | 20 | 5 |
2109 | Unwilling to abandon his lifelong quest to find his true colors, Leon seeks professional help | 1.3947 | 0.07274 | 76 | 52 | 18 | 6 |
2110 | I just don’t understand why nobody ever sees the real me. | 1.3947 | 0.07029 | 76 | 51 | 20 | 5 |
2111 | Aspiring politician, check. | 1.3944 | 0.07086 | 71 | 47 | 20 | 4 |
2112 | So, a different color for each personality? | 1.3944 | 0.07086 | 71 | 47 | 20 | 4 |
2113 | You see, I’m not exactly comfortable sharing my true colors. | 1.3944 | 0.07086 | 71 | 47 | 20 | 4 |
2114 | I feel like I'm having an identity crisis. | 1.3944 | 0.07086 | 71 | 47 | 20 | 4 |
2115 | But aren’t we supposed to keep changing, how is change a problem? | 1.3944 | 0.07365 | 71 | 48 | 18 | 5 |
2116 | My behavior patterns are repetitive. | 1.3944 | 0.07086 | 71 | 47 | 20 | 4 |
2117 | My acting teacher says it’s a plus but I don’t see it... | 1.3944 | 0.06943 | 71 | 49 | 17 | 5 |
2118 | I'm glad you like the upholstery but don't ask where it came from. | 1.3939 | 0.06786 | 66 | 42 | 22 | 2 |
2119 | Why can't you see me? | 1.3939 | 0.06786 | 66 | 42 | 22 | 2 |
2120 | See, I can too change. | 1.3939 | 0.07442 | 66 | 44 | 18 | 4 |
2121 | I'm tired of always just blending in. I want to stand out! | 1.3939 | 0.06228 | 99 | 67 | 25 | 7 |
2122 | so, you think I'm a lizard | 1.3939 | 0.07749 | 66 | 45 | 16 | 5 |
2123 | Why do they keep asking me about car insurance?! I don’t even own a car. | 1.3939 | 0.07442 | 66 | 44 | 18 | 4 |
2124 | Never before have I seen so much change during one session. Damn, I'm good. | 1.3934 | 0.07495 | 61 | 40 | 18 | 3 |
2125 | You think you can't express your true self? | 1.3934 | 0.08191 | 61 | 42 | 14 | 5 |
2126 | I fell like some people can't read the room when I'm in it | 1.3934 | 0.07495 | 61 | 40 | 18 | 3 |
2127 | And how does projecting a tacky floral background make you feel? | 1.3933 | 0.06514 | 89 | 60 | 23 | 6 |
2128 | My last therapist said I should try to be more open to change. | 1.3933 | 0.06895 | 89 | 62 | 19 | 8 |
2129 | I’ll stop treating you like a piece of furniture when you stop acting like one. | 1.3929 | 0.06779 | 84 | 57 | 21 | 6 |
2130 | I’m good and blending in but I still need advice. | 1.3929 | 0.06779 | 84 | 57 | 21 | 6 |
2131 | Yes, you've taken transference to a whole new level. | 1.3929 | 0.06564 | 84 | 56 | 23 | 5 |
2132 | Doc, I feel like I've lost the real me" | 1.3929 | 0.07189 | 84 | 59 | 17 | 8 |
2133 | Why do you think you keep repeating the same pattern? | 1.3929 | 0.06987 | 84 | 58 | 19 | 7 |
2134 | Hey Doc, does this couch make me look fat? | 1.3929 | 0.06341 | 84 | 55 | 25 | 4 |
2135 | I fear I am turning into a euphemism | 1.3929 | 0.06564 | 84 | 56 | 23 | 5 |
2136 | Changing your color isn’t the same as positive growth | 1.3929 | 0.06111 | 84 | 54 | 27 | 3 |
2137 | I haven’t left the house in so long I’m blending into the furniture | 1.3929 | 0.05225 | 84 | 58 | 22 | 4 |
2138 | The obscurity counseling is going well, but your time is up...if you’re still here. | 1.3924 | 0.06219 | 79 | 53 | 22 | 4 |
2139 | Yes,I can still see you | 1.3924 | 0.07074 | 79 | 54 | 19 | 6 |
2140 | So, how long have you felt unnoticed by others? | 1.3924 | 0.06088 | 79 | 50 | 27 | 2 |
2141 | Then you say you turned green with envy... | 1.3924 | 0.07300 | 79 | 55 | 17 | 7 |
2142 | This couch is really showing your true colors.. | 1.3924 | 0.06349 | 79 | 51 | 25 | 3 |
2143 | I often feel you don't really see me. | 1.3924 | 0.06349 | 79 | 51 | 25 | 3 |
2144 | Maybe try to stand out more instead of blending in? | 1.3924 | 0.06599 | 79 | 52 | 23 | 4 |
2145 | Steady progress is being made. You're successfully blending in more. | 1.3924 | 0.06599 | 79 | 52 | 23 | 4 |
2146 | So, for how long have you felt that you just fade into your surroundings | 1.3924 | 0.06841 | 79 | 53 | 21 | 5 |
2147 | After a great deal of thought, I’ve decided to return to my former therapist and his beautiful green leather couch. | 1.3924 | 0.07300 | 79 | 55 | 17 | 7 |
2148 | I feel like a total failure as a duck. | 1.3924 | 0.06841 | 79 | 53 | 21 | 5 |
2149 | People say I come and go but I don’t know what they’re talking about. | 1.3924 | 0.06599 | 79 | 52 | 23 | 4 |
2150 | I don't even know hue I am anymore! | 1.3924 | 0.07074 | 79 | 54 | 19 | 6 |
2151 | . I feel so invisible. He doesn't even know I'm here. | 1.3924 | 0.07939 | 79 | 58 | 11 | 10 |
2152 | So you don’t feel like people see you? | 1.3924 | 0.06841 | 79 | 53 | 21 | 5 |
2153 | Sorry about the shoes . | 1.3919 | 0.07407 | 74 | 51 | 17 | 6 |
2154 | Actually you are a lizard. | 1.3919 | 0.06615 | 74 | 48 | 23 | 3 |
2155 | You're projecting. | 1.3919 | 0.07152 | 74 | 50 | 19 | 5 |
2156 | Well, we can’t all blend in, can we? | 1.3919 | 0.05024 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
2157 | Claims it's in his nature to fade into the background... | 1.3919 | 0.07152 | 74 | 50 | 19 | 5 |
2158 | You’ve been treating me so long, I feel like a piece of furniture. | 1.3919 | 0.07407 | 74 | 51 | 17 | 6 |
2159 | You said I had to change. | 1.3919 | 0.06329 | 74 | 47 | 25 | 2 |
2160 | Do you think he knows I'm here? | 1.3919 | 0.06889 | 74 | 49 | 21 | 4 |
2161 | Huh... I never thought of it as a defence mechanism | 1.3919 | 0.06889 | 74 | 49 | 21 | 4 |
2162 | Alright, I think you've covered your background. | 1.3919 | 0.07653 | 74 | 52 | 15 | 7 |
2163 | Patterns becoming a pattern. | 1.3919 | 0.07891 | 74 | 53 | 13 | 8 |
2164 | If the therapist doesn't see me am I really here? | 1.3919 | 0.06889 | 74 | 49 | 21 | 4 |
2165 | Wow, finally a patient who really likes my couch. | 1.3919 | 0.06889 | 74 | 49 | 21 | 4 |
2166 | 'This is a perfect example, I've always despised chintz, but look at me!' | 1.3919 | 0.07407 | 74 | 51 | 17 | 6 |
2167 | Just be your true self and allow others to see who you really are…Wait! Where did you go. | 1.3919 | 0.05873 | 74 | 48 | 24 | 2 |
2168 | Your bill for this month comes to... Wait, where did you go? | 1.3913 | 0.07216 | 69 | 46 | 19 | 4 |
2169 | You have to want to change! | 1.3913 | 0.07506 | 69 | 47 | 17 | 5 |
2170 | You're not writing down that thing I said about having sex with a gecko, are you? | 1.3913 | 0.07506 | 69 | 47 | 17 | 5 |
2171 | It's only natural to want to fit in.... | 1.3913 | 0.06550 | 92 | 63 | 22 | 7 |
2172 | I don't know, it seems I just don't fit in. | 1.3913 | 0.06599 | 69 | 44 | 23 | 2 |
2173 | Jung? I thought you said "tongue." | 1.3913 | 0.07506 | 69 | 47 | 17 | 5 |
2174 | She says I'm too much of a wallflower - always trying to fade into the background. | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
2175 | Tell me more in not wanting to be noticed...are you still here? | 1.3913 | 0.06915 | 69 | 45 | 21 | 3 |
2176 | Old patterns are making it hard for me to change. | 1.3913 | 0.06599 | 69 | 44 | 23 | 2 |
2177 | Yes, Mother was always on me about my posture. | 1.3913 | 0.06915 | 69 | 45 | 21 | 3 |
2178 | How do you feel when your mate disappears into the carpet? | 1.3913 | 0.07216 | 69 | 46 | 19 | 4 |
2179 | Why can’t I just stand out for once?! | 1.3913 | 0.07506 | 69 | 47 | 17 | 5 |
2180 | I’ve noticed you reupholster your couch every week. What kind of mind games are you playing?! | 1.3913 | 0.07506 | 69 | 47 | 17 | 5 |
2181 | People say I’m way too impressionable, doc. | 1.3913 | 0.05977 | 92 | 60 | 28 | 4 |
2182 | Patient has a predictable behavior pattern. | 1.3908 | 0.07005 | 87 | 61 | 18 | 8 |
2183 | When was the first time you felt as if people were just treating you like part of the furniture? | 1.3908 | 0.06195 | 87 | 57 | 26 | 4 |
2184 | If you want me to help you, you'll have to show me your true colors. | 1.3908 | 0.06407 | 87 | 58 | 24 | 5 |
2185 | He changes that jacket and bow tie every time we have session and they call me a chameleon. | 1.3908 | 0.06195 | 87 | 57 | 26 | 4 |
2186 | It's like she doesn't even see me anymore. | 1.3908 | 0.06407 | 87 | 58 | 24 | 5 |
2187 | So, just how long have you felt ‘invisible’? | 1.3906 | 0.06538 | 64 | 40 | 23 | 1 |
2188 | I just feel like no one really sees me, doc. | 1.3906 | 0.07911 | 64 | 44 | 15 | 5 |
2189 | Well I wouldn't say a wallflower so much as a couch chameleon. | 1.3906 | 0.06907 | 64 | 41 | 21 | 2 |
2190 | You are the first client who mirrors the couch and not me. | 1.3906 | 0.08219 | 64 | 45 | 13 | 6 |
2191 | You say you’re not projecting, but your skin says you are. | 1.3906 | 0.07911 | 64 | 44 | 15 | 5 |
2192 | I’m wondering if Kafka’s got any clues for us. | 1.3906 | 0.07257 | 64 | 42 | 19 | 3 |
2193 | It looks like we both need to shed some old patterns. | 1.3906 | 0.07911 | 64 | 44 | 15 | 5 |
2194 | Who am I really? | 1.3906 | 0.07591 | 64 | 43 | 17 | 4 |
2195 | You see doctor, I have a hard time standing out | 1.3906 | 0.08515 | 64 | 46 | 11 | 7 |
2196 | It’s like no matter what I do, nobody sees me for me! | 1.3906 | 0.07911 | 64 | 44 | 15 | 5 |
2197 | I dunno Doc. I just feel so invisible. | 1.3902 | 0.06198 | 82 | 53 | 26 | 3 |
2198 | You want to stand out more you say? You’re a talking Chameleon... | 1.3902 | 0.06888 | 82 | 56 | 20 | 6 |
2199 | My family accuses me of mocking them— but I can’t see it... | 1.3902 | 0.06198 | 82 | 53 | 26 | 3 |
2200 | Note: May 20th: advised to show true colours | 1.3902 | 0.06436 | 82 | 54 | 24 | 4 |
2201 | You should be proud of yourself for seeing both sides of every story. Maybe we can find ways to help you be seen, too. | 1.3902 | 0.06436 | 82 | 54 | 24 | 4 |
2202 | Reminder: Get a different pattern for the upholstery on the couch. | 1.3902 | 0.07103 | 82 | 57 | 18 | 7 |
2203 | You say you feel like a chameleon. Can you be more specific? | 1.3902 | 0.06666 | 82 | 55 | 22 | 5 |
2204 | It’s not the stripes and plaid combo that makes me want to blend into the background. It’s the snakeskin wing tips. | 1.3902 | 0.06666 | 82 | 55 | 22 | 5 |
2205 | Beauty is skin deep, my ass | 1.3902 | 0.07103 | 82 | 57 | 18 | 7 |
2206 | How long have you felt this need to fit in? | 1.3898 | 0.08381 | 59 | 41 | 13 | 5 |
2207 | And you know...I hate going to parties, I always end up feeling like wallpaper | 1.3898 | 0.08381 | 59 | 41 | 13 | 5 |
2208 | If more people had your exquisite taste in upholstery I wouldn't need antidepressants. | 1.3896 | 0.07657 | 77 | 55 | 14 | 8 |
2209 | Yes, I am sure this has nothing to do with the pills I prescribed, Ms Sherman. ' | 1.3896 | 0.07657 | 77 | 55 | 14 | 8 |
2210 | Doctor, I've been overlooked my whole life... Hello? Hello? | 1.3896 | 0.07197 | 77 | 53 | 18 | 6 |
2211 | 'So you say that you don't fit in? I just don't see it!" | 1.3896 | 0.07431 | 77 | 54 | 16 | 7 |
2212 | Plaid and stripes. Nice. | 1.3896 | 0.06956 | 77 | 52 | 20 | 5 |
2213 | Your real change needs to come from within. | 1.3896 | 0.07197 | 77 | 53 | 18 | 6 |
2214 | It's days like today that I wish I had more control over my wardrobe. | 1.3896 | 0.06705 | 77 | 51 | 22 | 4 |
2215 | I should have asked about the tapestry beforehand. | 1.3896 | 0.06956 | 77 | 52 | 20 | 5 |
2216 | We’ve got to get to the bottom of your need to blend in | 1.3896 | 0.06956 | 77 | 52 | 20 | 5 |
2217 | I keep trying to blend in at parties, but I feel like nobody really “sees” me. | 1.3896 | 0.06705 | 77 | 51 | 22 | 4 |
2218 | I’m having a hard time matching my personality to this fabric. | 1.3896 | 0.07431 | 77 | 54 | 16 | 7 |
2219 | At this rate we'll never find your authentic self | 1.3895 | 0.06574 | 95 | 66 | 21 | 8 |
2220 | Would it be obsessive to admit my preference for plaids and stripes? | 1.3889 | 0.06057 | 90 | 59 | 27 | 4 |
2221 | I think its time for a change of scenery. | 1.3889 | 0.07282 | 72 | 49 | 18 | 5 |
2222 | I’ve tried everything but I still just feel unworthy ever since GEICO picked my cousin Louie instead of me. | 1.3889 | 0.06724 | 72 | 47 | 22 | 3 |
2223 | I just don't know who I really am, Doc. | 1.3889 | 0.07009 | 72 | 48 | 20 | 4 |
2224 | I'm worried I won't stand out enough at my new job. | 1.3889 | 0.06260 | 90 | 60 | 25 | 5 |
2225 | And what would that be like? For you to feel seen? | 1.3889 | 0.06456 | 90 | 61 | 23 | 6 |
2226 | How long have you self-identified as furniture? | 1.3889 | 0.07546 | 72 | 50 | 16 | 6 |
2227 | Why do you think you feel guilty about the fly on the wall? | 1.3889 | 0.06456 | 90 | 61 | 23 | 6 |
2228 | Other than feeling chintzy, how have you been? | 1.3889 | 0.07009 | 72 | 48 | 20 | 4 |
2229 | So you’re obsessed that someday you’ll look like your mother, hmm? | 1.3889 | 0.07009 | 72 | 48 | 20 | 4 |
2230 | So, you want me to help you find your true colours, correct? | 1.3889 | 0.05614 | 72 | 51 | 17 | 4 |
2231 | so did i change or did the couch change dr? sorry mr. Leon we are out of time | 1.3889 | 0.07009 | 72 | 48 | 20 | 4 |
2232 | She complains about my inconsistent patterns of behavior. | 1.3889 | 0.07546 | 72 | 50 | 16 | 6 |
2233 | Am I changing colors or are the colors changing me? | 1.3889 | 0.07009 | 72 | 48 | 20 | 4 |
2234 | My wife says I'm not the man I used to be. | 1.3889 | 0.07282 | 72 | 49 | 18 | 5 |
2235 | ...and my dermatologist referred me to you, which frankly I found a bit condescending. | 1.3889 | 0.08048 | 72 | 52 | 12 | 8 |
2236 | Checks and stripes? That doesn't match the chair at all! | 1.3882 | 0.07687 | 85 | 63 | 11 | 11 |
2237 | I’m assuming you’re here to discuss your need to fit in... | 1.3881 | 0.07039 | 67 | 44 | 20 | 3 |
2238 | No, I've never read any Kafka, why? | 1.3881 | 0.07039 | 67 | 44 | 20 | 3 |
2239 | Mr. Moskowitz, tell me more about your traumatic upholstery experience. | 1.3881 | 0.07655 | 67 | 46 | 16 | 5 |
2240 | Why is it that only frogs get kissed | 1.3881 | 0.06710 | 67 | 43 | 22 | 2 |
2241 | I feel like nobody even notices me. | 1.3881 | 0.06710 | 67 | 43 | 22 | 2 |
2242 | Note: patient seems to have disappeared ... | 1.3881 | 0.08224 | 67 | 48 | 12 | 7 |
2243 | I didn't hate my father. I ATE my father. | 1.3881 | 0.07353 | 67 | 45 | 18 | 4 |
2244 | It all started when my mother made me wear plaid suits. | 1.3881 | 0.07945 | 67 | 47 | 14 | 6 |
2245 | How many flies have you killed? | 1.3881 | 0.06710 | 67 | 43 | 22 | 2 |
2246 | What makes you think you don't have a consistent identity. | 1.3881 | 0.07945 | 67 | 47 | 14 | 6 |
2247 | I try to blend in but people just ignore me. | 1.3881 | 0.07655 | 67 | 46 | 16 | 5 |
2248 | Doctor, I want intimacy, but I’m afraid of losing my identity. | 1.3881 | 0.07353 | 67 | 45 | 18 | 4 |
2249 | Does this pattern make me look fat | 1.3881 | 0.06710 | 67 | 43 | 22 | 2 |
2250 | What do you think of plaid? | 1.3875 | 0.06288 | 80 | 52 | 25 | 3 |
2251 | Do you spot a pattern here? | 1.3875 | 0.06288 | 80 | 52 | 25 | 3 |
2252 | Around others, I can adapt to be whoever I need to be, but who am I when I'm alone with myself? | 1.3875 | 0.06535 | 80 | 53 | 23 | 4 |
2253 | When did you start to think you were a lounge lizard? | 1.3875 | 0.07650 | 80 | 58 | 13 | 9 |
2254 | So you want to become more of an extrovert,instead of always just blending into the background? | 1.3875 | 0.07225 | 80 | 56 | 17 | 7 |
2255 | I always thought of myself as well adapted to change,but this Covid thing really has me on edge. | 1.3875 | 0.05763 | 80 | 55 | 21 | 4 |
2256 | We seem to have mastered your fear of change | 1.3871 | 0.07034 | 62 | 40 | 20 | 2 |
2257 | This is not the change I was hoping for. | 1.3871 | 0.07749 | 62 | 42 | 16 | 4 |
2258 | Hiding won't solve your problems. | 1.3871 | 0.07749 | 62 | 42 | 16 | 4 |
2259 | It doesn’t matter if I can see you. You need to see yourself. | 1.3871 | 0.08083 | 62 | 43 | 14 | 5 |
2260 | Lately, I just don't feel seen | 1.3871 | 0.06647 | 62 | 39 | 22 | 1 |
2261 | Is that my mother on your feet? | 1.3871 | 0.08083 | 62 | 43 | 14 | 5 |
2262 | Sooo, your constant tendency to blend-in, mirror and satisfy others has left you feeling void, inconsistent and existentially unaware of who you truly are...am I getting that right? | 1.3871 | 0.08404 | 62 | 44 | 12 | 6 |
2263 | He’s late again. | 1.3871 | 0.07400 | 62 | 41 | 18 | 3 |
2264 | You told me I should adapt but I don’t feel like myself anymore | 1.3871 | 0.06310 | 93 | 63 | 24 | 6 |
2265 | For third time, will you please quit calling me LIZZIE!! | 1.3871 | 0.06647 | 62 | 39 | 22 | 1 |
2266 | Now that you mention it, my mother did like me best when I matched her favorite dress | 1.3871 | 0.07749 | 62 | 42 | 16 | 4 |
2267 | So you say you’re having Imposter Syndrome? | 1.3871 | 0.07034 | 62 | 40 | 20 | 2 |
2268 | I can help, but you really have to really have to want not to change. | 1.3867 | 0.07326 | 75 | 52 | 17 | 6 |
2269 | I feel like I just blend in to most social settings. | 1.3867 | 0.06816 | 75 | 50 | 21 | 4 |
2270 | So what you’re telling me is that I don’t have to be like everything else? | 1.3867 | 0.07076 | 75 | 51 | 19 | 5 |
2271 | So you see Doc, turns out, after all that, I really am just a chameleon" | 1.3867 | 0.07568 | 75 | 53 | 15 | 7 |
2272 | Some days I feel as if I’m just blending in with the furniture. | 1.3867 | 0.06547 | 75 | 49 | 23 | 3 |
2273 | I’m just writing out your bill before we start your consultation | 1.3867 | 0.07076 | 75 | 51 | 19 | 5 |
2274 | Let's pick up where we left off last week... you were talking about how you don't feel seen. | 1.3867 | 0.07326 | 75 | 52 | 17 | 6 |
2275 | I'm just trying to blend in while standing out, y'know? | 1.3867 | 0.06547 | 75 | 49 | 23 | 3 |
2276 | So, you don't feel comfortable in your own skin? | 1.3867 | 0.06816 | 75 | 50 | 21 | 4 |
2277 | please change me back. I was only joking! | 1.3867 | 0.06547 | 75 | 49 | 23 | 3 |
2278 | Here’s the recipe.... You take one handful of crickets, sauté them in olive oil and garlic... | 1.3867 | 0.06547 | 75 | 49 | 23 | 3 |
2279 | They just don't understand, I don't choose to match the wallpaper. | 1.3867 | 0.06120 | 75 | 50 | 22 | 3 |
2280 | A nine letter word for someone who changes their behavior according to the situation. Really!?! Having trouble?!? | 1.3867 | 0.07076 | 75 | 51 | 19 | 5 |
2281 | I feel like people look right through me | 1.3867 | 0.06816 | 75 | 50 | 21 | 4 |
2282 | Impostor syndrome is actually quite common in your demographic. | 1.3864 | 0.07482 | 88 | 65 | 12 | 11 |
2283 | My head was filled with sorrow, Doc. Green scales fell like rain. | 1.3857 | 0.07419 | 70 | 48 | 17 | 5 |
2284 | How long have you found yourself wanting to fit in? | 1.3857 | 0.06203 | 70 | 44 | 25 | 1 |
2285 | I just feel I don’t fit in | 1.3857 | 0.06838 | 70 | 46 | 21 | 3 |
2286 | I want to develop my own style. | 1.3857 | 0.06528 | 70 | 45 | 23 | 2 |
2287 | Let’s explore why you blame your mother for your compulsive need to fit in. | 1.3857 | 0.07135 | 70 | 47 | 19 | 4 |
2288 | Are you still feeling blue? | 1.3857 | 0.06988 | 70 | 49 | 16 | 5 |
2289 | I feel like no one sees me as I am.... | 1.3857 | 0.06838 | 70 | 46 | 21 | 3 |
2290 | You don't need to always blend in. | 1.3857 | 0.07135 | 70 | 47 | 19 | 4 |
2291 | What do you mean, “a leopard can’t change its spots”? | 1.3857 | 0.07135 | 70 | 47 | 19 | 4 |
2292 | I never feel like I can be myself | 1.3857 | 0.07419 | 70 | 48 | 17 | 5 |
2293 | Iguana go home | 1.3857 | 0.07419 | 70 | 48 | 17 | 5 |
2294 | I feel I have been transformed by therapy. | 1.3855 | 0.06141 | 83 | 54 | 26 | 3 |
2295 | Maybe, for once, you should try to stand out from your surroundings . . . | 1.3855 | 0.07033 | 83 | 58 | 18 | 7 |
2296 | ‘What are you writing down? I can change.’ | 1.3855 | 0.06375 | 83 | 55 | 24 | 4 |
2297 | I hate no-shows... | 1.3855 | 0.07033 | 83 | 58 | 18 | 7 |
2298 | Doc: “So let’s talk about why you have been feeling so blue....green?....yellow! today” | 1.3855 | 0.06141 | 83 | 54 | 26 | 3 |
2299 | What I’m hearing you say is that you feel you’re not being seen. | 1.3846 | 0.06884 | 78 | 53 | 20 | 5 |
2300 | I have a weird feeling that something or someone is watching me. | 1.3846 | 0.07498 | 65 | 44 | 17 | 4 |
2301 | Do you think you may be masking your true feelings? | 1.3846 | 0.06206 | 91 | 61 | 25 | 5 |
2302 | Ahh yes, I see now. | 1.3846 | 0.06638 | 78 | 52 | 22 | 4 |
2303 | I can’t stop changing myself to meet the needs of others. | 1.3846 | 0.06638 | 78 | 52 | 22 | 4 |
2304 | I just want to stand out. | 1.3846 | 0.06884 | 78 | 53 | 20 | 5 |
2305 | I feel like she sees right through me, but at the same time can’t be bothered to look at me. It’s infuriating! | 1.3846 | 0.07352 | 78 | 55 | 16 | 7 |
2306 | What makes you think of yourself as a wallflower? | 1.3846 | 0.07812 | 65 | 45 | 15 | 5 |
2307 | I just don't feel SEEN, you know? | 1.3846 | 0.07812 | 65 | 45 | 15 | 5 |
2308 | Day 1: seeing no results so far. | 1.3846 | 0.06115 | 78 | 50 | 26 | 2 |
2309 | No matter how often I change, I just don’t feel seen. | 1.3846 | 0.06382 | 78 | 51 | 24 | 3 |
2310 | Your door was open and it IS New York City, afterall! | 1.3846 | 0.07170 | 65 | 43 | 19 | 3 |
2311 | I am not comfortable in my own skin... | 1.3846 | 0.06884 | 78 | 53 | 20 | 5 |
2312 | We’ve reached the end of our session, but I can say I am seeing significant changes. | 1.3846 | 0.06884 | 78 | 53 | 20 | 5 |
2313 | Finally, a client that isn't resistant to change! | 1.3846 | 0.07812 | 65 | 45 | 15 | 5 |
2314 | ‘My Mom and Dad never want to know how I feel. It’s like I’m invisible!’ | 1.3846 | 0.07170 | 65 | 43 | 19 | 3 |
2315 | No matter how hard I try I just don’t blend in | 1.3837 | 0.06226 | 86 | 57 | 25 | 4 |
2316 | That's interesting. Why is you think you always have to fit in? | 1.3837 | 0.06226 | 86 | 57 | 25 | 4 |
2317 | Doc, I think I am trapped in a bad pattern. | 1.3837 | 0.06651 | 86 | 59 | 21 | 6 |
2318 | You keep fading in and out. We'll book a Zoom appointment next visit. | 1.3837 | 0.06651 | 86 | 59 | 21 | 6 |
2319 | I see what you’re saying, but I still don’t recognize a pattern. | 1.3837 | 0.06651 | 86 | 59 | 21 | 6 |
2320 | I mean how would you feel if they named a psychological effect Dr. Goldman? | 1.3836 | 0.07461 | 73 | 51 | 16 | 6 |
2321 | Patient's slow fade into thin air likely suggests a fear of delving further into the cause of his identity crisis. | 1.3836 | 0.07202 | 73 | 50 | 18 | 5 |
2322 | So I hear you say... you have a compulsive need to fit it? | 1.3836 | 0.06652 | 73 | 48 | 22 | 3 |
2323 | No you cannot sit on my lap. | 1.3836 | 0.06933 | 73 | 49 | 20 | 4 |
2324 | Adapt?! That's your advice? | 1.3836 | 0.07461 | 73 | 51 | 16 | 6 |
2325 | I'm sorry. The print pattern was my wife's idea. | 1.3836 | 0.06652 | 73 | 48 | 22 | 3 |
2326 | So, what makes you think no one pays attention to you? | 1.3836 | 0.06933 | 73 | 49 | 20 | 4 |
2327 | Don't move! There is something tasty behind your chair.. | 1.3836 | 0.07461 | 73 | 51 | 16 | 6 |
2328 | Try to embrace change. If not, I'd stick with solids. | 1.3836 | 0.07461 | 73 | 51 | 16 | 6 |
2329 | I'm not blue - it's just the colour of your couch. | 1.3836 | 0.06933 | 73 | 49 | 20 | 4 |
2330 | I guess I’m going to have to charge Iggy again for missing his appointment | 1.3836 | 0.06652 | 73 | 48 | 22 | 3 |
2331 | I’m sensing you’re not showing your true colors to the world. And maybe that’s the problem. | 1.3836 | 0.07461 | 73 | 51 | 16 | 6 |
2332 | Sometimes I feel like a chameleon.” | 1.3836 | 0.07461 | 73 | 51 | 16 | 6 |
2333 | C-h-a-m-e-l-e-o-n, I don’t know why you can’t ever remember who I am! | 1.3833 | 0.07916 | 60 | 41 | 15 | 4 |
2334 | Well, I didn't see my dad very much... | 1.3833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 39 | 19 | 2 |
2335 | To Do: buy insurance | 1.3833 | 0.07916 | 60 | 41 | 15 | 4 |
2336 | May I sit on your jacket for a minute? | 1.3827 | 0.06932 | 81 | 56 | 19 | 6 |
2337 | Nobody ever really sees ME! It's as though I just fade into the background wherever I am. | 1.3827 | 0.06705 | 81 | 55 | 21 | 5 |
2338 | I just feel like nobody sees me for me | 1.3827 | 0.06705 | 81 | 55 | 21 | 5 |
2339 | So, Mrs. Kaftka, this would be yet another dream in which you devour your husband? | 1.3827 | 0.05975 | 81 | 52 | 27 | 2 |
2340 | You've made a breakthrough! You're finally blending in. | 1.3827 | 0.06471 | 81 | 54 | 23 | 4 |
2341 | Doc, I just want to be seen. | 1.3827 | 0.06471 | 81 | 54 | 23 | 4 |
2342 | The real issue here comes when people start asking for my true colors...... | 1.3827 | 0.06351 | 81 | 56 | 20 | 5 |
2343 | That IS interesting but I do not see you that way” | 1.3827 | 0.06705 | 81 | 55 | 21 | 5 |
2344 | Finally I can show my true colors. | 1.3824 | 0.06958 | 68 | 45 | 20 | 3 |
2345 | My transference is getting the best of me. | 1.3824 | 0.07267 | 68 | 46 | 18 | 4 |
2346 | In therapy, you must want to change first. | 1.3824 | 0.06296 | 68 | 43 | 24 | 1 |
2347 | How long have you identified as a mammal? | 1.3824 | 0.07848 | 68 | 48 | 14 | 6 |
2348 | THE PILLOW SHOULD MATCH | 1.3824 | 0.06635 | 68 | 44 | 22 | 2 |
2349 | Wainscoting or fabric. These are the things that keep me up. | 1.3824 | 0.06958 | 68 | 45 | 20 | 3 |
2350 | Coming out of your shell is only the first step. | 1.3824 | 0.07267 | 68 | 46 | 18 | 4 |
2351 | But, doctor, I've been really trying to evolve. . | 1.3824 | 0.05749 | 68 | 44 | 23 | 1 |
2352 | I suspect you’ll never stand out in a crowd, or from anything else. | 1.3824 | 0.08123 | 68 | 49 | 12 | 7 |
2353 | Why do you never ask me about my matching patterns any more? | 1.3824 | 0.06958 | 68 | 45 | 20 | 3 |
2354 | No, you can't sit on my lap to get stripes. | 1.3824 | 0.08123 | 68 | 49 | 12 | 7 |
2355 | I would probably feel more comfortable in my own skin if I knew what it was. | 1.3824 | 0.06296 | 68 | 43 | 24 | 1 |
2356 | sometimes I feel like nobody ever notices me.. | 1.3824 | 0.06958 | 68 | 45 | 20 | 3 |
2357 | You’re projecting again. | 1.3824 | 0.06958 | 68 | 45 | 20 | 3 |
2358 | I've spent so much of the past year alone that I don't know how to blend in anymore | 1.3824 | 0.06958 | 68 | 45 | 20 | 3 |
2359 | I’m just so sad that no one can see me! | 1.3824 | 0.07267 | 68 | 46 | 18 | 4 |
2360 | Tell me when things started to change | 1.3820 | 0.06292 | 89 | 60 | 24 | 5 |
2361 | If you lick me again I will have to recommend other counseling. | 1.3816 | 0.07247 | 76 | 53 | 17 | 6 |
2362 | Your defense mechanisms are genuine and obvious, but for us to make progress this session, please keep your tongue in check. | 1.3816 | 0.07247 | 76 | 53 | 17 | 6 |
2363 | You should be thankful it’s not a Dali print | 1.3816 | 0.07001 | 76 | 52 | 19 | 5 |
2364 | Note to self...call the upholsterer. | 1.3816 | 0.06745 | 76 | 51 | 21 | 4 |
2365 | Well Doc, my problem is that I feel like nobody ever notices me. It’s like I blend into the scenery whenever I walk into a room. | 1.3816 | 0.06745 | 76 | 51 | 21 | 4 |
2366 | Yes, but - how does the couch make you feel? | 1.3816 | 0.06203 | 76 | 49 | 25 | 2 |
2367 | I just feel like I need to change to fit in everywhere I go | 1.3816 | 0.07247 | 76 | 53 | 17 | 6 |
2368 | Planning on reupholstering anytime soon, doc? | 1.3816 | 0.06480 | 76 | 50 | 23 | 3 |
2369 | You can’t keep hiding from your problems, Gerald. | 1.3816 | 0.06745 | 76 | 51 | 21 | 4 |
2370 | Yes,you do have quite a tail to unfold ! | 1.3810 | 0.07650 | 63 | 43 | 16 | 4 |
2371 | You can eat a fly, but you can't fly. | 1.3810 | 0.08292 | 63 | 45 | 12 | 6 |
2372 | You have to become your own person. | 1.3810 | 0.06539 | 84 | 57 | 22 | 5 |
2373 | And you feeling invisible -- is that only when hunting or at other times? | 1.3810 | 0.06084 | 84 | 55 | 26 | 3 |
2374 | Is that how you really see me? | 1.3810 | 0.04762 | 63 | 41 | 22 | 0 |
2375 | Your couch turns me on! | 1.3810 | 0.07977 | 63 | 44 | 14 | 5 |
2376 | Oh I'm sorry, are you still here? | 1.3810 | 0.07307 | 63 | 42 | 18 | 3 |
2377 | The thing is doc....I'm not a chameleon. | 1.3810 | 0.07307 | 63 | 42 | 18 | 3 |
2378 | Can you match the wainscoting at the same time? | 1.3803 | 0.06763 | 71 | 47 | 21 | 3 |
2379 | We aren’t going to make any progress here if you keep mocking the process. | 1.3803 | 0.07864 | 71 | 51 | 13 | 7 |
2380 | Patient states his desire for open, honest communication, but his mood suggests otherwise. | 1.3803 | 0.06459 | 71 | 46 | 23 | 2 |
2381 | Maybe I'm too matchy-matchy. But it's better than stripes with plaid. | 1.3803 | 0.07603 | 71 | 50 | 15 | 6 |
2382 | I can see, Doc, that you get your stripes from the wall, but where did that awful plaid come from? | 1.3803 | 0.07864 | 71 | 51 | 13 | 7 |
2383 | So you dreamed I was drawing a fly on my notepad? | 1.3803 | 0.07054 | 71 | 48 | 19 | 4 |
2384 | When around others, do you feel that you are able to blend in? | 1.3803 | 0.07603 | 71 | 50 | 15 | 6 |
2385 | Green or blue? | 1.3803 | 0.06139 | 71 | 45 | 25 | 1 |
2386 | Your plaid and striped outfit is driving me nuts. | 1.3803 | 0.07334 | 71 | 49 | 17 | 5 |
2387 | Burt worried the shrink didn't really see him. | 1.3803 | 0.07054 | 71 | 48 | 19 | 4 |
2388 | This shade of green, how does it make you feel? | 1.3803 | 0.07334 | 71 | 49 | 17 | 5 |
2389 | So, you've felt like a fish out of water for how long? | 1.3803 | 0.07334 | 71 | 49 | 17 | 5 |
2390 | I wish I could detect a pattern. | 1.3803 | 0.06763 | 71 | 47 | 21 | 3 |
2391 | Makes impulsive changes. | 1.3803 | 0.06763 | 71 | 47 | 21 | 3 |
2392 | For the last time, yes - I’ve heard of the group Culture Club. | 1.3803 | 0.07334 | 71 | 49 | 17 | 5 |
2393 | Recently, I've been going through these... changes. | 1.3797 | 0.06571 | 79 | 53 | 22 | 4 |
2394 | This patient always disappears before his session is over. | 1.3797 | 0.06319 | 79 | 52 | 24 | 3 |
2395 | You can't go your whole life blending into the background. | 1.3797 | 0.06319 | 79 | 52 | 24 | 3 |
2396 | That’s not really a crazy thought. There comes a time in most people’s lives where they literally feel less than human. | 1.3797 | 0.06319 | 79 | 52 | 24 | 3 |
2397 | It’s a clear case of multiple personality disorder | 1.3797 | 0.07048 | 79 | 55 | 18 | 6 |
2398 | Doc, you have to do something - I hate florals! | 1.3797 | 0.07048 | 79 | 55 | 18 | 6 |
2399 | Am I not here? | 1.3797 | 0.06814 | 79 | 54 | 20 | 5 |
2400 | What do you mean I’m projecting? | 1.3797 | 0.06571 | 79 | 53 | 22 | 4 |
2401 | It’s unprofessional to persist in referring to me as a blender when I’ve told you repeatedly it makes me feel like a small appliance. | 1.3793 | 0.08459 | 58 | 41 | 12 | 5 |
2402 | OK, so plaid gives you a headache and flowers give you a rash, now can we get down to the real issue? | 1.3793 | 0.06170 | 87 | 58 | 25 | 4 |
2403 | . “Yeah Doc, I’m still here!” | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
2404 | Textbook imposter syndrome. | 1.3788 | 0.07084 | 66 | 44 | 19 | 3 |
2405 | I’ve been told I try too hard to blend in. | 1.3788 | 0.07084 | 66 | 44 | 19 | 3 |
2406 | Doc, I tell you it's like I blend in everywhere I go. | 1.3788 | 0.07084 | 66 | 44 | 19 | 3 |
2407 | You need to learn to show others who you truly are. | 1.3788 | 0.07084 | 66 | 44 | 19 | 3 |
2408 | Have you noticed any changes in your sleeping patterns? | 1.3788 | 0.08011 | 66 | 47 | 13 | 6 |
2409 | ( camelion's thought bubble) This upholstery isn't really me. | 1.3788 | 0.07084 | 66 | 44 | 19 | 3 |
2410 | My new shrink has a tree instead of a couch. | 1.3788 | 0.07084 | 66 | 44 | 19 | 3 |
2411 | Well, I noticed you and that's important. | 1.3788 | 0.07084 | 66 | 44 | 19 | 3 |
2412 | And does this new pattern you noted make you feel seen? | 1.3788 | 0.07714 | 66 | 46 | 15 | 5 |
2413 | It seems you're taking on the problems of everyone around you. | 1.3788 | 0.08011 | 66 | 47 | 13 | 6 |
2414 | The aim of these sessions is for you to become a calmer chameleon | 1.3788 | 0.07406 | 66 | 45 | 17 | 4 |
2415 | You think I got it bad? You're the one talking to a chameleon. | 1.3784 | 0.07123 | 74 | 51 | 18 | 5 |
2416 | So, how long have you been having these pigment swings? | 1.3784 | 0.06858 | 74 | 50 | 20 | 4 |
2417 | Our goal is for you to feel better, not to change you. | 1.3784 | 0.06858 | 74 | 50 | 20 | 4 |
2418 | I think you’d be happier if you had your own unique style. | 1.3784 | 0.06858 | 74 | 50 | 20 | 4 |
2419 | So you think you are trying too hard to always fit in? | 1.3784 | 0.07123 | 74 | 51 | 18 | 5 |
2420 | I look just like my father. And my mother. And... | 1.3784 | 0.07378 | 74 | 52 | 16 | 6 |
2421 | Tell me about your mother. | 1.3784 | 0.06582 | 74 | 54 | 14 | 6 |
2422 | I’m worrying about my Karma. | 1.3784 | 0.06858 | 74 | 50 | 20 | 4 |
2423 | Believe it or not, I have trouble fitting in. | 1.3784 | 0.06295 | 74 | 48 | 24 | 2 |
2424 | So you're telling me this is NOT about my mother? | 1.3784 | 0.06858 | 74 | 50 | 20 | 4 |
2425 | Another no show... *sigh* | 1.3784 | 0.06858 | 74 | 50 | 20 | 4 |
2426 | I read something online the other day: ‘you were born to stand out.’ But what if I just want to fit in? | 1.3784 | 0.06295 | 74 | 48 | 24 | 2 |
2427 | What do you mean, stop changing colors? | 1.3784 | 0.06858 | 74 | 50 | 20 | 4 |
2428 | So what you’re saying, is that in every new situation you change yourself to fit in? | 1.3784 | 0.07378 | 74 | 52 | 16 | 6 |
2429 | The problem is when I turn green she wants red and when I turn red she wants green. | 1.3780 | 0.06863 | 82 | 57 | 19 | 6 |
2430 | I am tired of being invisible, Doc. | 1.3780 | 0.06409 | 82 | 55 | 23 | 4 |
2431 | You’re saying that people don’t seem to notice you. | 1.3780 | 0.06863 | 82 | 57 | 19 | 6 |
2432 | Can you hear me, doc? I’m not a couch. | 1.3780 | 0.07079 | 82 | 58 | 17 | 7 |
2433 | No. It’s not pandemic stress syndrome | 1.3780 | 0.06640 | 82 | 56 | 21 | 5 |
2434 | I feel like everyone treats me like part of the furniture. I don't feel 'seen'. | 1.3776 | 0.06241 | 98 | 68 | 23 | 7 |
2435 | Fits in well. | 1.3770 | 0.07076 | 61 | 40 | 19 | 2 |
2436 | I'm afraid of change | 1.3770 | 0.07811 | 61 | 42 | 15 | 4 |
2437 | This busy pattern is making me anxious. | 1.3770 | 0.07076 | 61 | 40 | 19 | 2 |
2438 | So what are you today? | 1.3770 | 0.07453 | 61 | 41 | 17 | 3 |
2439 | I kind of wanted my wife to find out about my mistress. But I had to give up | 1.3770 | 0.08153 | 61 | 43 | 13 | 5 |
2440 | And do you consider this a healthy coping mechanism? | 1.3770 | 0.07453 | 61 | 41 | 17 | 3 |
2441 | No, 'lizard brain' is not a derogatory assessment. If I were you I'd take it as a compliment. | 1.3768 | 0.07473 | 69 | 48 | 16 | 5 |
2442 | Why is change so difficult? | 1.3768 | 0.06879 | 69 | 46 | 20 | 3 |
2443 | And you say you don’t feel seen. | 1.3768 | 0.06879 | 69 | 46 | 20 | 3 |
2444 | No no, not that kind of transference. | 1.3768 | 0.06562 | 69 | 45 | 22 | 2 |
2445 | Without warning, patient left the session. | 1.3768 | 0.06879 | 69 | 46 | 20 | 3 |
2446 | I really . . . want . . . to change. | 1.3768 | 0.08023 | 69 | 50 | 12 | 7 |
2447 | Hey Doc, what is Karma? | 1.3768 | 0.06562 | 69 | 45 | 22 | 2 |
2448 | I notice you keep changing your answers. | 1.3768 | 0.07473 | 69 | 48 | 16 | 5 |
2449 | No one really sees me, not even you. | 1.3768 | 0.07182 | 69 | 47 | 18 | 4 |
2450 | Patient appears triggered by the chaise longue | 1.3768 | 0.07753 | 69 | 49 | 14 | 6 |
2451 | And that’s when I started asking myself... am I invisible? | 1.3768 | 0.06879 | 69 | 46 | 20 | 3 |
2452 | I’ll finally start to feel comfortable in my own skin, and then suddenly I’m a tacky floral couch cushion. | 1.3768 | 0.07182 | 69 | 47 | 18 | 4 |
2453 | Patient appears to be controlled by his reptilian brain. | 1.3766 | 0.06142 | 77 | 50 | 25 | 2 |
2454 | As far back as I can remember, Doc, I've never been able to stand out in the crowd. | 1.3766 | 0.07169 | 77 | 54 | 17 | 6 |
2455 | I don't know. Why do YOU think this chaise lounge is triggering you? | 1.3766 | 0.06142 | 77 | 50 | 25 | 2 |
2456 | Sometimes I can't even find myself... | 1.3766 | 0.06927 | 77 | 53 | 19 | 5 |
2457 | So you say your mother abandoned you in an egg mass, then ate your father, and THIS is how you cope? | 1.3766 | 0.07169 | 77 | 54 | 17 | 6 |
2458 | I see how constant conformity can be exhausting | 1.3766 | 0.06676 | 77 | 52 | 21 | 4 |
2459 | My childhood was pretty normal, except for the occasional embarrassing camouflage incident. | 1.3766 | 0.07169 | 77 | 54 | 17 | 6 |
2460 | I see... and how does being constantly overlooked make you feel? | 1.3766 | 0.06414 | 77 | 51 | 23 | 3 |
2461 | The therapist, with his legs crossed in a weird manner, regrets his couch choice after he just said, "Just be you." | 1.3766 | 0.06142 | 77 | 50 | 25 | 2 |
2462 | It just seems like no one ever notices me… | 1.3766 | 0.06414 | 77 | 51 | 23 | 3 |
2463 | I am sensing that anything other than solid green upholstery causes you significant anxiety. | 1.3766 | 0.06676 | 77 | 52 | 21 | 4 |
2464 | My sports coat will not solve your identity crisis. | 1.3766 | 0.07631 | 77 | 56 | 13 | 8 |
2465 | Yes, it is frightening to change... | 1.3766 | 0.05857 | 77 | 54 | 19 | 4 |
2466 | Let's reflect | 1.3766 | 0.07169 | 77 | 54 | 17 | 6 |
2467 | It's like my lizard brain is saying, 'They're not worth it! Blend in!' | 1.3766 | 0.07169 | 77 | 54 | 17 | 6 |
2468 | I’m rebranding post lockdown as my most authentic self. | 1.3766 | 0.06676 | 77 | 52 | 21 | 4 |
2469 | There’s a fly on your nose! | 1.3750 | 0.06506 | 80 | 54 | 22 | 4 |
2470 | Being heard but not seen is a difficult problem to have, indeed | 1.3750 | 0.07217 | 64 | 43 | 18 | 3 |
2471 | For some reason, I often feel overlooked. | 1.3750 | 0.06976 | 72 | 49 | 19 | 4 |
2472 | You should stop trying to hide who you are. | 1.3750 | 0.06745 | 80 | 55 | 20 | 5 |
2473 | I would say that years and years of blending in has led to your current identity crisis" | 1.3750 | 0.06326 | 96 | 67 | 22 | 7 |
2474 | I'm so damn tired of having to blend in. Just makes me wanna curl up my tail and roll my eyes back into my head. | 1.3750 | 0.06506 | 80 | 54 | 22 | 4 |
2475 | I try to blend in but they keep saying I'm invasive. | 1.3750 | 0.06493 | 64 | 41 | 22 | 1 |
2476 | It's a common defense mechanism... like the way this bow tie makes me invisible at singles mixers. | 1.3750 | 0.07516 | 72 | 51 | 15 | 6 |
2477 | Is it wrong to want to blend in? | 1.3750 | 0.07553 | 64 | 44 | 16 | 4 |
2478 | In my dream you stopped accepting my insurance. | 1.3750 | 0.06235 | 72 | 49 | 20 | 3 |
2479 | Your flowered pattern sofa is really stressing my camouflage reaction. | 1.3750 | 0.06976 | 72 | 49 | 19 | 4 |
2480 | I’ve been feeling invisible lately. | 1.3750 | 0.06745 | 80 | 55 | 20 | 5 |
2481 | Doc, I just want to blend in. | 1.3750 | 0.06689 | 72 | 48 | 21 | 3 |
2482 | Even as a child, I've always felt overlooked. | 1.3750 | 0.07553 | 64 | 44 | 16 | 4 |
2483 | You're tongue-tied? Well, spit it out. Let's see what's bugging you. | 1.3750 | 0.06076 | 72 | 46 | 25 | 1 |
2484 | Everyone says I'm cold-blooded AND have lizard eyes. | 1.3750 | 0.06865 | 64 | 42 | 20 | 2 |
2485 | ...and then I changed from green to a lovely teal... | 1.3750 | 0.06865 | 64 | 42 | 20 | 2 |
2486 | When are your going to change your couch cover? | 1.3750 | 0.07217 | 64 | 43 | 18 | 3 |
2487 | Mrs.Thomas, I believe that your transformation during our therapy sessions is going to make legends of us both. | 1.3750 | 0.06865 | 64 | 42 | 20 | 2 |
2488 | Every time I see my gal flirt at a branch party, I turn completely green with envy, and it's like I just disappear! | 1.3750 | 0.06976 | 72 | 49 | 19 | 4 |
2489 | So, you woke up this morning thinking you were a cockroach. | 1.3750 | 0.08665 | 56 | 40 | 11 | 5 |
2490 | Just be yourself. Don't feel like you have to fit in. | 1.3750 | 0.07008 | 56 | 36 | 19 | 1 |
2491 | Which personality did you bring today? | 1.3750 | 0.07217 | 64 | 43 | 18 | 3 |
2492 | What do you mean nobody notices you? | 1.3750 | 0.07553 | 64 | 44 | 16 | 4 |
2493 | Actually, I don't think I fear change. | 1.3750 | 0.07217 | 64 | 43 | 18 | 3 |
2494 | I can’t relax. The upholstery on this couch is driving me crazy! | 1.3750 | 0.07516 | 72 | 51 | 15 | 6 |
2495 | You seem to be stuck in the same old pattern. | 1.3750 | 0.07217 | 64 | 43 | 18 | 3 |
2496 | Patient refuses to show true colors. | 1.3750 | 0.07516 | 72 | 51 | 15 | 6 |
2497 | I just feel like nobody sees the real me... like I'm invisible | 1.3750 | 0.06975 | 80 | 56 | 18 | 6 |
2498 | I’ve gotten by in life by conforming | 1.3750 | 0.06745 | 80 | 55 | 20 | 5 |
2499 | The thing is George, I don't look blue | 1.3750 | 0.07251 | 72 | 50 | 17 | 5 |
2500 | I havent been myself lately | 1.3750 | 0.06000 | 80 | 52 | 26 | 2 |
2501 | I can never seem to stand out | 1.3750 | 0.06258 | 80 | 53 | 24 | 3 |
2502 | Doc, I have a problem, I change myself too much to fit in with those around me. I don’t know who I am anymore. | 1.3750 | 0.07217 | 64 | 43 | 18 | 3 |
2503 | therapist notes: “She doesn’t feel comfortable in her own skin” | 1.3750 | 0.07415 | 80 | 58 | 14 | 8 |
2504 | Are you doodling me as a caricature? | 1.3750 | 0.06493 | 64 | 41 | 22 | 1 |
2505 | Why do you think people don’t see the real you? | 1.3750 | 0.06745 | 80 | 55 | 20 | 5 |
2506 | I don’t look at it as always changing I see it as evolving. | 1.3750 | 0.07553 | 64 | 44 | 16 | 4 |
2507 | I can't hide my intentions this well | 1.3750 | 0.07217 | 64 | 43 | 18 | 3 |
2508 | Gary surreptitiously peered over his therapist's notepad and saved himself a number of sessions. | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
2509 | And how do you feel about the decorator who chose the fabric? | 1.3735 | 0.06575 | 83 | 57 | 21 | 5 |
2510 | Just because blending in comes naturally to me doesn't make it any less stressful. | 1.3735 | 0.06575 | 83 | 57 | 21 | 5 |
2511 | My mother tells me I should stand out a bit more | 1.3735 | 0.06575 | 83 | 57 | 21 | 5 |
2512 | Patient left without her emotional-support chameleon. | 1.3733 | 0.06514 | 75 | 50 | 22 | 3 |
2513 | Who am I and where am I going? | 1.3733 | 0.06785 | 75 | 51 | 20 | 4 |
2514 | Let's see, you said you feel it's time for a change? | 1.3733 | 0.06231 | 75 | 49 | 24 | 2 |
2515 | I’m afraid that your resistance to blend in may be futile. | 1.3733 | 0.06514 | 75 | 50 | 22 | 3 |
2516 | You've aspired to be authentic? Not in your DNA. | 1.3733 | 0.07045 | 75 | 52 | 18 | 5 |
2517 | Your decision to recover your couch to match my skin has really put me at ease. | 1.3733 | 0.06231 | 75 | 49 | 24 | 2 |
2518 | Tell me doc., how come I match the upholstery wherever I go, it's driving me crazy! | 1.3733 | 0.06785 | 75 | 51 | 20 | 4 |
2519 | I just want to stand out from the crowd, but I don’t know how. | 1.3733 | 0.06514 | 75 | 50 | 22 | 3 |
2520 | I really hate change | 1.3733 | 0.06514 | 75 | 50 | 22 | 3 |
2521 | Do you think you might be projecting? | 1.3733 | 0.05935 | 75 | 48 | 26 | 1 |
2522 | Don’t write that down doc, I wasn’t feeling like myself. | 1.3733 | 0.06514 | 75 | 50 | 22 | 3 |
2523 | I'm sorry, but this change in your coverage means I can longer see you. | 1.3731 | 0.07001 | 67 | 45 | 19 | 3 |
2524 | Do you see your parents much? | 1.3731 | 0.07317 | 67 | 46 | 17 | 4 |
2525 | Your willingness to change exhibits a pattern of real progress. | 1.3731 | 0.07001 | 67 | 45 | 19 | 3 |
2526 | I think I may have changed a little too much | 1.3731 | 0.06140 | 67 | 45 | 20 | 2 |
2527 | So, you say you're a lizard. | 1.3731 | 0.07317 | 67 | 46 | 17 | 4 |
2528 | Tell me more about why your feelings of invisibility. | 1.3731 | 0.07001 | 67 | 45 | 19 | 3 |
2529 | Just when I start blending in at parties and enjoying myself, I go and nail a fly with my tongue. | 1.3731 | 0.07619 | 67 | 47 | 15 | 5 |
2530 | So tell me... when did these feelings of being overlooked and ignored begin? | 1.3731 | 0.07317 | 67 | 46 | 17 | 4 |
2531 | ...and don't you dare tell me to just be myself! | 1.3731 | 0.07001 | 67 | 45 | 19 | 3 |
2532 | And you say it happened the night you returned home from the Galapagos? | 1.3731 | 0.07317 | 67 | 46 | 17 | 4 |
2533 | Quit playing games, Martha. You can't hide from me. | 1.3731 | 0.07619 | 67 | 47 | 15 | 5 |
2534 | I do believe you may have taken my suggestion to make yourself comfortable too literally. | 1.3731 | 0.06322 | 67 | 43 | 23 | 1 |
2535 | Tell me, at what point did you begin to believe you were a Psychiatrist. | 1.3731 | 0.07619 | 67 | 47 | 15 | 5 |
2536 | Do you think this pattern makes me look fat? | 1.3729 | 0.07606 | 59 | 40 | 16 | 3 |
2537 | I don't know, Doc. I want to stand out from the crowd, you know, but I just feel like I'm always part of the scenery. | 1.3729 | 0.07212 | 59 | 39 | 18 | 2 |
2538 | Please tell me more about your relation with your Tiger Mom | 1.3729 | 0.07212 | 59 | 39 | 18 | 2 |
2539 | I feel like no one can really see me. | 1.3729 | 0.06794 | 59 | 38 | 20 | 1 |
2540 | S-t-e-r-e-o-p-s-i-s... | 1.3729 | 0.06794 | 59 | 38 | 20 | 1 |
2541 | Doc, I am afraid that real change is lot harder for me than you would suppose. | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
2542 | So, let's discuss your fear of plaids. | 1.3718 | 0.07093 | 78 | 55 | 17 | 6 |
2543 | I'm just trying to blend in. | 1.3718 | 0.06607 | 78 | 53 | 21 | 4 |
2544 | I’ve always been such a wallflower.” | 1.3718 | 0.06082 | 78 | 51 | 25 | 2 |
2545 | So, how have you been adapting? | 1.3718 | 0.07093 | 78 | 55 | 17 | 6 |
2546 | Suddenly Gary regretted his decision to sneak back in to see what the doctor writes about him. | 1.3718 | 0.07548 | 78 | 57 | 13 | 8 |
2547 | But I thought that was the whole point? I changed my patterns, already. We're finished here, doc. | 1.3718 | 0.06607 | 78 | 53 | 21 | 4 |
2548 | Have we decided that when people call us a monster, it says more about them than it does about us? | 1.3718 | 0.06607 | 78 | 53 | 21 | 4 |
2549 | No disrespect, Doc, but your look could stand some freshening up too. | 1.3718 | 0.06854 | 78 | 54 | 19 | 5 |
2550 | Lie back down—the next patient requires shock therapy. | 1.3718 | 0.07765 | 78 | 58 | 11 | 9 |
2551 | I have it under control, I swear. I can stop anytime I want! | 1.3718 | 0.06854 | 78 | 54 | 19 | 5 |
2552 | I can still see you, Liz. | 1.3718 | 0.06350 | 78 | 52 | 23 | 3 |
2553 | I see you took our last discussion on Self-Actualization very seriously." | 1.3714 | 0.07385 | 70 | 49 | 16 | 5 |
2554 | Well I'm impressed... but let's talk about your mother. | 1.3714 | 0.07385 | 70 | 49 | 16 | 5 |
2555 | Well,lots of lizards have mother abandonment issues. | 1.3714 | 0.06801 | 70 | 47 | 20 | 3 |
2556 | So,Robert…how has the LSD microdosing trial been working out? | 1.3714 | 0.07099 | 70 | 48 | 18 | 4 |
2557 | Perhaps I may have been a little too transparent. | 1.3714 | 0.06801 | 70 | 47 | 20 | 3 |
2558 | So how's the new couch? | 1.3714 | 0.07099 | 70 | 48 | 18 | 4 |
2559 | You're right, doc. The more I sit here and reflect, the more I see the patterns. | 1.3714 | 0.07099 | 70 | 48 | 18 | 4 |
2560 | What's the point of being in a blended family when you never see each other? | 1.3714 | 0.07385 | 70 | 49 | 16 | 5 |
2561 | If I told her I could change, do you think she'd forgive me? | 1.3714 | 0.07385 | 70 | 49 | 16 | 5 |
2562 | After all these years,now you tell me this is involuntary | 1.3714 | 0.07099 | 70 | 48 | 18 | 4 |
2563 | What makes you think you don’t fit in | 1.3714 | 0.06490 | 70 | 46 | 22 | 2 |
2564 | You’re so right. My whole life has been a series of shades and patterns. | 1.3714 | 0.07385 | 70 | 49 | 16 | 5 |
2565 | Things to do: reupholster the couch. | 1.3714 | 0.07660 | 70 | 50 | 14 | 6 |
2566 | I feel like everything's always changing too fast | 1.3710 | 0.07708 | 62 | 43 | 15 | 4 |
2567 | I feel invisible | 1.3710 | 0.06988 | 62 | 41 | 19 | 2 |
2568 | I wish I were a leopard. | 1.3710 | 0.06988 | 62 | 41 | 19 | 2 |
2569 | I don't "identify" as a couch. I am your floral couch. | 1.3710 | 0.07357 | 62 | 42 | 17 | 3 |
2570 | How old were you when you began feeling ignored and invisible around others? | 1.3710 | 0.06988 | 62 | 41 | 19 | 2 |
2571 | I feel like I hide from my problems | 1.3710 | 0.06988 | 62 | 41 | 19 | 2 |
2572 | Can you clarify what you mean by 'never seeing your Father around.'? | 1.3710 | 0.07357 | 62 | 42 | 17 | 3 |
2573 | I think you have to embrace it. Change is good. | 1.3710 | 0.06988 | 62 | 41 | 19 | 2 |
2574 | So, what do you mean when you say people don't "see" you? | 1.3710 | 0.07357 | 62 | 42 | 17 | 3 |
2575 | You seem to be very impressionable. | 1.3710 | 0.06988 | 62 | 41 | 19 | 2 |
2576 | People often say I never exhibit my true colors. | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
2577 | I don’t think I could pull off the stripped pants, plaid coat look. | 1.3704 | 0.06677 | 81 | 56 | 20 | 5 |
2578 | Why do you feel 'not seen?' | 1.3704 | 0.08482 | 54 | 38 | 12 | 4 |
2579 | My girlfriend doesn't see me anymore. | 1.3704 | 0.06677 | 81 | 56 | 20 | 5 |
2580 | What does he mean, 'embrace your inner gecko?' That really bugs me. | 1.3704 | 0.06677 | 81 | 56 | 20 | 5 |
2581 | Actually, my wife got me this jacket. Why? | 1.3704 | 0.07338 | 81 | 59 | 14 | 8 |
2582 | I don't know what to do doctor, I like this girl at work but it's like I am invisible to her. | 1.3704 | 0.05943 | 81 | 53 | 26 | 2 |
2583 | I still didn’t get the Geico part. Even after going through all that change. | 1.3704 | 0.06442 | 81 | 55 | 22 | 4 |
2584 | : My mood happens to shift all the time, doc... | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
2585 | ...but sometimes I want to be seen. Does that make sense? | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
2586 | The first step toward recovery is seeing the pattern, Camille. | 1.3699 | 0.06899 | 73 | 50 | 19 | 4 |
2587 | It's not as easy to change as it looks. | 1.3699 | 0.06899 | 73 | 50 | 19 | 4 |
2588 | You don’t have to change your mind. | 1.3699 | 0.06323 | 73 | 48 | 23 | 2 |
2589 | You wanted to see me, Doc? | 1.3699 | 0.07169 | 73 | 51 | 17 | 5 |
2590 | So you're finding it hard to blend in? | 1.3699 | 0.06899 | 73 | 50 | 19 | 4 |
2591 | If you really thing I should change, get a new chaise lounge cover. | 1.3699 | 0.07430 | 73 | 52 | 15 | 6 |
2592 | In the last week, how often have you felt that you disappeared into the woodwork? | 1.3699 | 0.06899 | 73 | 50 | 19 | 4 |
2593 | It's not easy being green! | 1.3699 | 0.07169 | 73 | 51 | 17 | 5 |
2594 | I feel like you're not really seeing me. | 1.3699 | 0.06015 | 73 | 47 | 25 | 1 |
2595 | I hope you are not judging me on my skin color. | 1.3699 | 0.07169 | 73 | 51 | 17 | 5 |
2596 | He’s late again. Why is it always the ones with low self-esteem? | 1.3699 | 0.06015 | 73 | 47 | 25 | 1 |
2597 | I think your biggest problem is your very poor self image. | 1.3699 | 0.06323 | 73 | 48 | 23 | 2 |
2598 | Want to work on my co-dependency | 1.3699 | 0.06899 | 73 | 50 | 19 | 4 |
2599 | Doc, I’m ever changing. Trying to match my outside with my inside you know? | 1.3699 | 0.06617 | 73 | 49 | 21 | 3 |
2600 | You’re only hiding from yourself. | 1.3699 | 0.07430 | 73 | 52 | 15 | 6 |
2601 | Do you find you are always trying to blend in? | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
2602 | Tell me more about these fears of extinction. | 1.3692 | 0.07774 | 65 | 46 | 14 | 5 |
2603 | I'm referring you to David Attenborough. | 1.3692 | 0.08077 | 65 | 47 | 12 | 6 |
2604 | I just don't know how to stand out | 1.3692 | 0.06783 | 65 | 43 | 20 | 2 |
2605 | what are you writing? I didn't say I have a need to blend, just that I always feel invisible. | 1.3692 | 0.07458 | 65 | 45 | 16 | 4 |
2606 | Who the hell wears checks and stripes in the same outfit? Change one of them. | 1.3692 | 0.07128 | 65 | 44 | 18 | 3 |
2607 | I'm tired of blending in -- it's just that I long for this chaise... | 1.3692 | 0.06783 | 65 | 43 | 20 | 2 |
2608 | So you say you don't feel seen. Let's explore that. | 1.3692 | 0.07128 | 65 | 44 | 18 | 3 |
2609 | I feel like I’m not myself. | 1.3692 | 0.06419 | 65 | 42 | 22 | 1 |
2610 | And how long have you felt like you just blend into the background? | 1.3692 | 0.07774 | 65 | 46 | 14 | 5 |
2611 | My problem, doc,is that I'm always trying too hard to blend in. | 1.3692 | 0.06783 | 65 | 43 | 20 | 2 |
2612 | Good grief, plaid on stripes! I thought it would be an inkblot test. | 1.3692 | 0.07128 | 65 | 44 | 18 | 3 |
2613 | No, the couch is more of a chartreuse | 1.3692 | 0.07128 | 65 | 44 | 18 | 3 |
2614 | I guess I’d just like to disrupt some of my old patterns. | 1.3692 | 0.07458 | 65 | 45 | 16 | 4 |
2615 | Writes - “would rather pay to hide here than to hide literally anywhere else” | 1.3692 | 0.06783 | 65 | 43 | 20 | 2 |
2616 | Chameleon personality disorder | 1.3690 | 0.06938 | 84 | 60 | 17 | 7 |
2617 | So your wife complains you're "unevolved"? | 1.3690 | 0.06511 | 84 | 58 | 21 | 5 |
2618 | Sometimes, I feel like I don’t fit in anywhere. | 1.3690 | 0.06055 | 84 | 56 | 25 | 3 |
2619 | I say move on ... your career in the insurance industry is over. | 1.3684 | 0.07216 | 76 | 54 | 16 | 6 |
2620 | All right; let me get this straight. Your first name is Karma AND your middle name is Karma. | 1.3684 | 0.07354 | 57 | 38 | 17 | 2 |
2621 | Cold-blooded sounds awfully judgmental. | 1.3684 | 0.08162 | 57 | 40 | 13 | 4 |
2622 | You told me to blend in more in social situations. | 1.3684 | 0.06446 | 76 | 51 | 22 | 3 |
2623 | Only if you want to change ... | 1.3684 | 0.06969 | 76 | 53 | 18 | 5 |
2624 | The patient suffers a distinct lack of originality. | 1.3684 | 0.06969 | 76 | 53 | 18 | 5 |
2625 | So, things seem to be changing all the time? | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
2626 | My body is a canvas, that's what they tell me. Well when will it be MY turn to paint? | 1.3684 | 0.07456 | 76 | 55 | 14 | 7 |
2627 | No, no, no, I'm not worried about the pattern...just checking to see if you spelled chameleon correctly. | 1.3684 | 0.08896 | 57 | 42 | 9 | 6 |
2628 | I don't know Doc, it's like to some people I am invisible... | 1.3684 | 0.07768 | 57 | 39 | 15 | 3 |
2629 | My wife's been looking at me like I'm part of the furniture. | 1.3684 | 0.08162 | 57 | 40 | 13 | 4 |
2630 | How do you spell Iguana? | 1.3684 | 0.06713 | 76 | 52 | 20 | 4 |
2631 | Would it kill ya to get a chair that wasn’t a paisley print, Doc? | 1.3684 | 0.06713 | 76 | 52 | 20 | 4 |
2632 | You’re just doodling aren’t you. | 1.3684 | 0.08162 | 57 | 40 | 13 | 4 |
2633 | Why do I have to keep changing myself to feel like I belong | 1.3684 | 0.06969 | 76 | 53 | 18 | 5 |
2634 | So... tell me more about thos mood swings... | 1.3684 | 0.08162 | 57 | 40 | 13 | 4 |
2635 | I've always had issues showing my true colors | 1.3684 | 0.07216 | 76 | 54 | 16 | 6 |
2636 | Honestly doc, this couch is a little too busy. . | 1.3684 | 0.07354 | 57 | 38 | 17 | 2 |
2637 | (writes) 'Patient complains of feeling invisible' | 1.3676 | 0.06594 | 68 | 45 | 21 | 2 |
2638 | If you don't want to be treated like a doormat, don't sit on one." | 1.3676 | 0.07813 | 68 | 49 | 13 | 6 |
2639 | What makes you say you're an introvert? | 1.3676 | 0.07229 | 68 | 47 | 17 | 4 |
2640 | If I tell him I’m here now, I’ll never know the answer to 23 across. | 1.3676 | 0.07526 | 68 | 48 | 15 | 5 |
2641 | So tell me about your early mood and color swings? | 1.3676 | 0.07229 | 68 | 47 | 17 | 4 |
2642 | Let's see..you said you sought therapy in order to evolve? | 1.3676 | 0.06919 | 68 | 46 | 19 | 3 |
2643 | I’m thinking that you should assert yourself more instead of always trying to blend in. | 1.3676 | 0.07813 | 68 | 49 | 13 | 6 |
2644 | Lessee ...since discovering that you were compelled to do patterns, paisley has been like fingernails on a chalkboard — do I have that right? | 1.3676 | 0.06919 | 68 | 46 | 19 | 3 |
2645 | While Dr. Rose quietly wrote notes on his last patient, he could not see the irony that his own unconscious was alive, well, and staring him in the face | 1.3676 | 0.07526 | 68 | 48 | 15 | 5 |
2646 | I feel like I just don't fit in. | 1.3676 | 0.06919 | 68 | 46 | 19 | 3 |
2647 | Excuse me Dr. Schwartz, this is part of my problem. No one ever knows I'm in the room. | 1.3676 | 0.06919 | 68 | 46 | 19 | 3 |
2648 | And when you say you feel like you blend in, and nobody notices you, where do you think that comes from? | 1.3676 | 0.06594 | 68 | 45 | 21 | 2 |
2649 | No matter how much she wanted to change, my Mother was always blue. | 1.3676 | 0.06594 | 68 | 45 | 21 | 2 |
2650 | Do you think I consciously or subconsciously changed to look like your couch? | 1.3676 | 0.07526 | 68 | 48 | 15 | 5 |
2651 | That's the problem, you don't have to fit in all the time | 1.3676 | 0.06594 | 68 | 45 | 21 | 2 |
2652 | She’s said I’ve changed | 1.3676 | 0.07229 | 68 | 47 | 17 | 4 |
2653 | So, you have an issue with body-image and self-efficacy... | 1.3671 | 0.06783 | 79 | 55 | 19 | 5 |
2654 | Doc, I feel like if one more person asks me about insurance I'm gonna snap. | 1.3671 | 0.07019 | 79 | 56 | 17 | 6 |
2655 | ...pretends he can read, attempts at camouflage are rudimentary, remind self to add upholstery repair to bill... | 1.3671 | 0.07019 | 79 | 56 | 17 | 6 |
2656 | Next week you won’t recognize me” Charles A. Kroloff, Westfield, N | 1.3671 | 0.06540 | 79 | 54 | 21 | 4 |
2657 | But have you tried a daily afternoon walk? | 1.3671 | 0.07019 | 79 | 56 | 17 | 6 |
2658 | I think i’m going through “the change” | 1.3667 | 0.07871 | 60 | 42 | 14 | 4 |
2659 | But we're not really here to talk about my inability to blend in, are we? | 1.3667 | 0.07118 | 60 | 40 | 18 | 2 |
2660 | My wife and kids tell me I'm cold-blooded. | 1.3667 | 0.07118 | 60 | 40 | 18 | 2 |
2661 | Imagining you're an animal is often a sign of latent aggression. | 1.3667 | 0.07871 | 60 | 42 | 14 | 4 |
2662 | I think you’re showing improvement Mr. Samsa. | 1.3667 | 0.07504 | 60 | 41 | 16 | 3 |
2663 | I just can't seem to fit in. | 1.3667 | 0.07871 | 60 | 42 | 14 | 4 |
2664 | May I borrow your jacket doctor? | 1.3667 | 0.06709 | 60 | 39 | 20 | 1 |
2665 | You always see right through me. | 1.3667 | 0.07871 | 60 | 42 | 14 | 4 |
2666 | You're making progress, but you still need to be more transparent with me. | 1.3667 | 0.07871 | 60 | 42 | 14 | 4 |
2667 | I'm sensing some transference. | 1.3667 | 0.07871 | 60 | 42 | 14 | 4 |
2668 | Mr. Meleon, haven't noticed you arrived, I apologize | 1.3667 | 0.05297 | 60 | 41 | 18 | 1 |
2669 | You say my relationship with my mother is the reason I have a reptile dysfunction?! | 1.3667 | 0.07871 | 60 | 42 | 14 | 4 |
2670 | This guy has no-showed me twice”! | 1.3667 | 0.07118 | 60 | 40 | 18 | 2 |
2671 | ...tired of being a wallflower. | 1.3662 | 0.07018 | 71 | 49 | 18 | 4 |
2672 | Now we’ve discussed my couch making you feel even worse about yourself. | 1.3662 | 0.06725 | 71 | 48 | 20 | 3 |
2673 | My wife makes me feel like I'm part of the furniture! | 1.3662 | 0.06725 | 71 | 48 | 20 | 3 |
2674 | I just don’t feel seen. | 1.3662 | 0.06098 | 71 | 46 | 24 | 1 |
2675 | What's so depressing for me is that back on the "Galapagos Islands," I was a king! Now, here in the States, just a color coordinator. | 1.3662 | 0.06419 | 71 | 47 | 22 | 2 |
2676 | You say Geico is replacing you with a panda? How does that make you feel? | 1.3662 | 0.06419 | 71 | 47 | 22 | 2 |
2677 | Sometimes I just feel invicible. I just can't show my true colors. | 1.3662 | 0.06725 | 71 | 48 | 20 | 3 |
2678 | I don't know, doc. My armchair diagnosis is garden variety imposter syndrome. | 1.3662 | 0.06725 | 71 | 48 | 20 | 3 |
2679 | I guess I’m afraid to be truly seen. | 1.3659 | 0.06610 | 82 | 57 | 20 | 5 |
2680 | Last week you mentioned not feeling seen by your partner. How's that going? | 1.3659 | 0.06379 | 82 | 56 | 22 | 4 |
2681 | I just feel like everything keeps happening so quickly | 1.3659 | 0.06610 | 82 | 57 | 20 | 5 |
2682 | Seems to me like a classic case of imposter syndrome. | 1.3651 | 0.06901 | 63 | 42 | 19 | 2 |
2683 | I feel like I'm losing my identity. | 1.3651 | 0.07263 | 63 | 43 | 17 | 3 |
2684 | I'll be whatever you want, just don't call me a 'lounge lizard' | 1.3651 | 0.07937 | 63 | 45 | 13 | 5 |
2685 | I’m feeling a little plaid today. | 1.3651 | 0.07607 | 63 | 44 | 15 | 4 |
2686 | How does it make you feel when you say "you don't feel seen?" | 1.3651 | 0.06520 | 63 | 41 | 21 | 1 |
2687 | If you want to see the real me, Doc, you're going to need to get more neutral furniture. | 1.3651 | 0.07607 | 63 | 44 | 15 | 4 |
2688 | ... So then the insurance company said I wasn't cute enough to be in their ads. | 1.3651 | 0.07937 | 63 | 45 | 13 | 5 |
2689 | It just feels like no one ever really sees the real me, you know? | 1.3651 | 0.06901 | 63 | 42 | 19 | 2 |
2690 | The harder I try to blend in, the more invisible I get. It’s like I am not even there. | 1.3651 | 0.06901 | 63 | 42 | 19 | 2 |
2691 | I’m struggling to feel seen right now. | 1.3651 | 0.08253 | 63 | 46 | 11 | 6 |
2692 | How do you do it, doc? Keep from blending in? | 1.3651 | 0.07607 | 63 | 44 | 15 | 4 |
2693 | You can be yourself here. | 1.3651 | 0.06901 | 63 | 42 | 19 | 2 |
2694 | What is he writing? I haven’t even said anything! | 1.3651 | 0.07263 | 63 | 43 | 17 | 3 |
2695 | So, how long have you felt like a fish out of water? | 1.3649 | 0.06546 | 74 | 50 | 21 | 3 |
2696 | What makes you think you have difficulty being yourself? | 1.3649 | 0.06546 | 74 | 50 | 21 | 3 |
2697 | You are just like all the others. No one ever notices me. | 1.3649 | 0.06546 | 74 | 50 | 21 | 3 |
2698 | I hear you - wanting to stand out more is a totally normal feeling | 1.3649 | 0.06546 | 74 | 50 | 21 | 3 |
2699 | My girlfriend of 5 years told me that I’ve changed too much.... | 1.3649 | 0.06823 | 74 | 51 | 19 | 4 |
2700 | And some times I try too hard to fit in | 1.3649 | 0.06546 | 74 | 50 | 21 | 3 |
2701 | You can’t hide from your feelings | 1.3649 | 0.06823 | 74 | 51 | 19 | 4 |
2702 | Sometimes I wish I could just blend in | 1.3649 | 0.06257 | 74 | 49 | 23 | 2 |
2703 | ‚So you are done with adapting to your environment?’ | 1.3649 | 0.06257 | 74 | 49 | 23 | 2 |
2704 | That's Komodo, with a K..... | 1.3647 | 0.06228 | 85 | 58 | 23 | 4 |
2705 | You need to stand up for yourself and stop trying to blend in. | 1.3636 | 0.07941 | 55 | 38 | 14 | 3 |
2706 | Sometimes I worry I just won’t fit in. | 1.3636 | 0.07138 | 77 | 55 | 16 | 6 |
2707 | So, you feel people just don't see you anymore? | 1.3636 | 0.07365 | 66 | 46 | 16 | 4 |
2708 | I don't feel seen. | 1.3636 | 0.06380 | 77 | 52 | 22 | 3 |
2709 | And when did your mother begin withholding insects? | 1.3636 | 0.06895 | 77 | 54 | 18 | 5 |
2710 | I took on the appearance of her cat and ate her gerbil. You gotta help me come clean, Doc. | 1.3636 | 0.07042 | 55 | 36 | 18 | 1 |
2711 | Hey doc, does this flowery couch make me look too fat? | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
2712 | I'm so tired of just blending in. | 1.3636 | 0.07941 | 55 | 38 | 14 | 3 |
2713 | See? I don’t even like this pattern and I want to please it. | 1.3636 | 0.06703 | 66 | 44 | 20 | 2 |
2714 | I'm so tired of never being noticed. | 1.3636 | 0.07365 | 66 | 46 | 16 | 4 |
2715 | I can't get anybody to notice me. | 1.3636 | 0.06106 | 77 | 51 | 24 | 2 |
2716 | You should lie back down. We still have 7 minutes. | 1.3636 | 0.07042 | 66 | 45 | 18 | 3 |
2717 | I try so hard to be a part of things, but somehow, I just never get noticed! | 1.3636 | 0.07042 | 55 | 36 | 18 | 1 |
2718 | I think we are making progress. Per my notes, last week you were a cockroach. | 1.3636 | 0.07973 | 66 | 48 | 12 | 6 |
2719 | I mean...when it all comes down to it doc, don't we all just want to feel seen? | 1.3636 | 0.07138 | 77 | 55 | 16 | 6 |
2720 | Did you get that part about my mother? | 1.3636 | 0.06642 | 77 | 53 | 20 | 4 |
2721 | Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. Sketch drawing is the COVID-quarantine skill I was working on. Drawing hair is really hard. | 1.3636 | 0.07042 | 55 | 36 | 18 | 1 |
2722 | you can stop writing now; I already ate him. | 1.3636 | 0.08354 | 55 | 39 | 12 | 4 |
2723 | But Doc, I really don't want to change. | 1.3636 | 0.06895 | 77 | 54 | 18 | 5 |
2724 | Are you sure you're not hiding something? | 1.3636 | 0.07941 | 55 | 38 | 14 | 3 |
2725 | .......it’s like nobody sees the real me! | 1.3636 | 0.07941 | 55 | 38 | 14 | 3 |
2726 | If you were a lounge lizard you'd be depressed too. | 1.3636 | 0.07042 | 66 | 45 | 18 | 3 |
2727 | I feel that I'm just trying to be what everyone wants me to be | 1.3636 | 0.07042 | 66 |