Contest #756 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2021-05-24T00:02:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2021-06-07T00:04:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2021-06-01T00:03:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	June 7, 2021
Number of captions	9335
Number of responses	774284
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	And just when I finally got comfortable in my own skin, she repainted the bedroom.	1.9387	0.01475	3068	1124	1008	936
1	I’m referring you to another therapist. I’m afraid I can’t see you any longer.	1.8980	0.01319	3745	1430	1267	1048
2	Patient failed to show for yet another session…	1.8871	0.01644	2462	973	794	695
3	If you’re still here, your time is up.	1.8821	0.01511	2944	1183	925	836
4	Why am I always the one who needs to change?	1.8755	0.02059	1478	566	530	382
5	It’s like she doesn’t even know I’m there. I may as well be part of the furniture.	1.8642	0.01817	1855	711	685	459
6	I prefer the old couch.It looked better on me	1.8545	0.01829	1904	765	651	488
7	Adapts well to changing environments.	1.8534	0.02137	1351	530	489	332
8	Yes, that’s impressive, but I’m talking about changing who you are on the inside.	1.8525	0.01544	2780	1156	878	746
9	You really shouldn’t let your background define you.	1.8490	0.01823	1920	779	652	489
10	So you think it's a reptile dysfunction?	1.8487	0.02259	1355	586	388	381
11	No, wait! I can change!	1.8479	0.01529	2761	1133	915	713
12	And my father was almost never around... I think.	1.8459	0.01802	2018	840	649	529
13	Growing up all I ever heard was 'Just blend in'.	1.8429	0.02320	1076	409	427	240
14	It's like, why's it always me that has to change?	1.8407	0.01689	2210	900	762	548
15	Hmm. I'm beginning to see a pattern.	1.8397	0.01699	2352	1017	695	640
16	This seems to be a recurring pattern with you.	1.8361	0.01718	2014	790	764	460
17	I'd like, just once, to stand out in a crowd.	1.8318	0.02128	1320	524	494	302
18	So tell me a little bit about your background.	1.8317	0.01945	1598	640	587	371
19	On the plus side, you seem to have no trouble fitting in	1.8296	0.01703	1983	768	785	430
20	I see you've been struggling with a reptile dysfunction	1.8278	0.01888	1940	866	542	532
21	I'm sorry, but change has to come from the inside.	1.8251	0.02828	766	313	274	179
22	But all I do is CHANGE!	1.8171	0.02320	1143	475	402	266
23	I told her I would never change, but we knew it was a lie.	1.8166	0.02460	1003	413	361	229
24	Patient keeps repeating old patterns.	1.8160	0.01979	1565	650	553	362
25	I'm just so tired of trying to blend in.	1.8110	0.02021	1471	607	535	329
26	Let's start with your background.	1.8106	0.02122	1452	638	451	363
27	Falling back into old patterns, I see.	1.8053	0.02552	914	378	336	200
28	First, you have to NOT want to change.	1.8019	0.02289	1282	590	359	333
29	I’d like to begin with your background.	1.8018	0.02218	1256	537	431	288
30	It's like they don't even see me.	1.7983	0.02195	1200	492	458	250
31	I'm starting to notice a pattern.	1.7956	0.02616	866	363	317	186
32	Do you start billing when I come in the room, or when you notice that I'm here?	1.7912	0.02387	1097	481	364	252
33	I'm beginning to see a pattern here.	1.7905	0.02337	1098	468	392	238
34	At least I'd never wear a plaid coat with striped trousers.	1.7893	0.02509	1068	495	303	270
35	Patient failed to show up...again.	1.7891	0.02426	1067	471	350	246
36	...and how long have you been experiencing this reptile dysfunction?	1.7872	0.02478	1076	494	317	265
37	I'm afraid I've become a product of my environment.	1.7864	0.02389	1030	436	378	216
38	Would you say this behavior is becoming a pattern?	1.7851	0.02482	1005	442	337	226
39	I'm afraid, Mr. Chameleon, I can't see you any longer.	1.7833	0.02475	992	432	343	217
40	So let’s talk about this constant need for change, shall we?	1.7821	0.03125	615	266	217	132
41	You say your parents just disappeared?	1.7817	0.02502	971	424	335	212
42	I’m detecting a pattern.	1.7800	0.03178	600	262	208	130
43	So, a bow tie with stripes and plaid, and I'm the one who needs analysis?	1.7769	0.02652	910	415	283	212
44	Sometimes people talk about me like I'm not even there.	1.7762	0.03422	478	199	187	92
45	I see you’re writing ‘hides from problems’ but I can explain	1.7736	0.03824	424	190	140	94
46	It's like no-one sees the real me.	1.7734	0.03765	428	189	147	92
47	I'm seeing a pattern here.	1.7711	0.03122	581	246	222	113
48	Note: After 10 sessions, patient still unwilling to show me his true colors.	1.7709	0.02686	838	371	288	179
49	Once again, patient fails to appear for his appointment.	1.7704	0.02724	832	374	275	183
50	Hold still, there's a fly in your lap.	1.7695	0.02765	820	373	263	184
51	I'm just having trouble finding myself, Doc.	1.7690	0.02664	831	363	297	171
52	In our last session you seemed blue. Has anything changed?	1.7679	0.02607	853	369	313	171
53	Sometimes I look in the mirror and I don't even recognize myself.	1.7659	0.02649	803	342	307	154
54	I think we're seeing a pattern, here.	1.7651	0.03212	545	232	209	104
55	Patient is uncomfortable in his own skin despite fitting in everywhere.	1.7626	0.03201	577	255	204	118
56	I don't know, I just always seem to fade into the background...	1.7607	0.02857	748	339	249	160
57	I often tell my clients that change comes from within, but I sense that's not the case with you.	1.7588	0.02743	742	318	285	139
58	But it IS my parents’ fault that I’m like this.	1.7583	0.02821	724	317	265	142
59	Doc,I'm worried my behavior is becoming a pattern.	1.7569	0.02916	724	332	236	156
60	I know I can change, doctor.	1.7565	0.02780	727	314	276	137
61	I just feel like no one really sees me.	1.7550	0.02858	706	311	257	138
62	And that’s when I told her, “baby, I can change	1.7525	0.02913	691	309	244	138
63	I see you falling into the same pattern every week.	1.7511	0.03011	663	302	224	137
64	Forget everything around you. What color do YOU want to be?	1.7511	0.03077	667	314	205	148
65	So both parents were cold blooded? How does that make you feel?	1.7511	0.02944	683	308	237	138
66	How long have you suffered from reptile dysfunction?	1.7511	0.03180	687	345	168	174
67	I blend in but I don’t fit in.	1.7472	0.03584	439	193	164	82
68	So, tell me about your need to fit in everywhere.	1.7471	0.03036	613	270	228	115
69	What makes you think no one notices you?	1.7453	0.02965	640	282	239	119
70	I'm feeling a bit blue today, but it could just be the couch.	1.7453	0.03143	632	298	197	137
71	So, you’re saying you didn’t miss your last two appointments.	1.7433	0.03204	635	309	180	146
72	No, doc, change is the one thing that ISN’T hard!	1.7428	0.03065	622	282	218	122
73	Yes, I've seen this pattern before.	1.7423	0.03120	617	285	206	126
74	On the plus side, you seem to have the ability to adapt to your surroundings.	1.7401	0.03110	604	275	211	118
75	Of course I tried blending in.	1.7396	0.03025	603	265	230	108
76	Patient says people treat her like part of the furniture	1.7371	0.03928	369	166	134	69
77	I just feel like no one can see the real me.	1.7370	0.03144	597	275	204	118
78	I just want to feel seen, you know?	1.7368	0.04576	266	118	100	48
79	And how long ago would you say you developed this pattern?	1.7350	0.03089	585	261	218	106
80	They only said I had to see my therapist, not that you had to see me.	1.7336	0.03354	518	238	180	100
81	Note: patient has constant need to “blend in”.	1.7330	0.03185	558	252	203	103
82	A plaid jacket and striped pants? I could never pull that off.	1.7327	0.03373	565	277	162	126
83	Yes, sometimes I'm a little blue. Or red. Or green. Maybe orange.	1.7316	0.04078	339	153	124	62
84	Doc, I just feel like no one really sees the real me	1.7296	0.03423	466	207	178	81
85	I’m having trouble finding myself.	1.7292	0.03269	554	259	186	109
86	Relax and share? Oh, I thought you said match the chair.	1.7291	0.03447	539	265	155	119
87	I can’t shake the feeling that wherever I go I just blend in...	1.7291	0.03984	347	155	131	61
88	“what makes you feel he treats you like you are part of the furniture?”	1.7285	0.03267	523	236	193	94
89	And why is it that you think no one notices you?	1.7284	0.03070	578	257	221	100
90	And why do you think no one seems to notice you?	1.7273	0.03295	539	251	184	104
91	Patient states he has trouble being seen. I think this is a pattern	1.7261	0.03359	533	253	173	107
92	Patient has yet to show up to an appointment.	1.7253	0.03544	517	258	143	116
93	I wonder when he'll notice I'm here for my appointment?	1.7253	0.03499	506	245	155	106
94	The sad irony is that I don’t like change.	1.7250	0.03602	509	257	135	117
95	I worry the changes you're making are only skin deep.	1.7239	0.03461	507	243	161	103
96	OK, SO NOW I'M GETTING ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO WEARS STRIPES WITH CHECK?	1.7231	0.03559	502	248	145	109
97	I’m beginning to see a pattern in your behavior.	1.7230	0.03717	379	166	152	61
98	Tell me about this constant desire to fit in.	1.7227	0.03446	512	246	162	104
99	No one takes me seriously, Doc. Wherever I go, it’s like I’m not even there.	1.7213	0.03214	531	240	199	92
100	I know, deep down, that I can change.	1.7176	0.03450	471	217	170	84
101	So when she called you cold-blooded, how did that make you feel?	1.7175	0.03443	485	227	168	90
102	I just feel a need to blend in	1.7171	0.03475	456	208	169	79
103	Patient failed to appear for appointment.	1.7166	0.03566	487	239	147	101
104	Do you think there's a pattern to my behavior?	1.7143	0.03471	455	208	169	78
105	It's like he doesn't even know I'm here.	1.7140	0.03468	451	205	170	76
106	Can you think of any reasons why people might not notice you?	1.7137	0.03516	461	216	161	84
107	I'd be less edgy if you went back to the plain leather couch.	1.7129	0.03676	418	195	148	75
108	My mother was cold-blooded.	1.7109	0.03663	467	233	136	98
109	Tell me more about your compulsion to adapt to any situation.	1.7094	0.03621	413	189	155	69
110	Do you think maybe you try too hard to fit in?	1.7080	0.03653	435	208	146	81
111	True, Doc. But on the other hand, you're wearing a plaid jacket and striped pants.	1.7077	0.03637	431	204	149	78
112	Tell me again why you think no one notices you.	1.7076	0.03394	448	200	179	69
113	It appears you go to extreme lengths to fit in.	1.7075	0.03625	424	198	152	74
114	I'm afraid I can no longer see you as my patient.	1.7070	0.03689	430	207	142	81
115	I’m sorry, I meant pattern of behavior.	1.7066	0.03658	426	202	147	77
116	I don't know Doc,sometimes I just feel invisible.	1.7052	0.03659	424	201	147	76
117	So when did you first start feeling that you were going unnoticed	1.7043	0.03718	416	199	141	76
118	Patient is willing to change.	1.7041	0.03696	419	200	143	76
119	Patient once again failed to show up to appointment	1.7041	0.03921	419	215	113	91
120	It’s been six months, doc, and I know it’s obsessive, but I can’t stop fantasizing about that fly on Mike Pence’s head.	1.7027	0.04005	407	211	106	90
121	She barely notices me, doc, like I'm just part of the furniture.	1.7026	0.03472	417	200	147	70
122	You're acting as if I'm not even here	1.7026	0.03803	343	151	143	49
123	Doc, sometimes I look in the mirror and I don’t recognize myself.	1.7021	0.03640	423	200	149	74
124	I don't want to be confrontational, but she's redecorating...in paisley. No one looks good in paisley.	1.7016	0.03703	429	209	139	81
125	So, you say your husband treats you like part of the furniture	1.7014	0.03843	422	213	122	87
126	Patient never showed up.	1.7005	0.03909	404	203	119	82
127	I can’t even recognize myself anymore	1.7000	0.03636	350	149	157	44
128	How long have you felt invisible?	1.6998	0.03549	423	195	160	68
129	In this case, I think Darwin may be more relevant than Freud.	1.6998	0.03773	403	194	136	73
130	Sure my dad was in the picture—not that I ever saw him.	1.6987	0.03936	395	198	118	79
131	I just wish I could stand out more.	1.6985	0.03713	398	187	144	67
132	Can you see a pattern?	1.6978	0.03656	417	198	147	72
133	Nobody notices me.	1.6972	0.03804	393	189	134	70
134	My parents were never around, or at least hard to find.	1.6958	0.03761	401	193	137	71
135	This is very stressful - don't you have a couch with no pattern?	1.6952	0.03725	397	188	142	67
136	I find myself repeating the same patterns.	1.6950	0.03524	423	195	162	66
137	Listen, I want to help, but this is only going to work if you show your true colors.	1.6950	0.03819	400	196	130	74
138	I feel like nobody ever sees the real me.	1.6943	0.03722	386	180	144	62
139	when did it occur to you that no one notices you at parties?	1.6943	0.03722	386	180	144	62
140	So, she left you for this lounge lizard…	1.6933	0.03994	375	187	116	72
141	Some times it feels like people barely even notice me.	1.6919	0.03985	344	163	124	57
142	So you feel that no one sees the real you?	1.6917	0.03668	412	197	145	70
143	So what I hear you saying is that no one sees you for you?	1.6912	0.03904	353	166	130	57
144	I'm probably someone who tends to hide from my problems. It's just my nature.	1.6907	0.03603	375	167	157	51
145	Now do you see a pattern?	1.6904	0.03899	365	175	128	62
146	My ex walked past me yesterday like she didn’t even see me	1.6903	0.03929	381	189	121	71
147	That's not unusual. I wear these glasses and bowtie to blend in with other psychiatrists.	1.6898	0.04051	361	180	113	68
148	These sessions only work if you show your true colors.	1.6892	0.03952	370	182	121	67
149	That jacket,those pants? Clash, clash, clash.	1.6889	0.03984	360	176	120	64
150	So, talk to me about this constant desire to fit in.	1.6889	0.03886	360	171	130	59
151	First, you've got to want to change.	1.6884	0.03810	398	196	130	72
152	Adapting to my surroundings has only made me feel more invisible.	1.6880	0.03916	359	172	127	60
153	Flowers are O.K., it's plaids that give me panic attacks	1.6880	0.03975	359	175	121	63
154	You see? I can change!	1.6865	0.03843	370	177	132	61
155	Stripes and plaid? I could never carry that off.	1.6861	0.03968	360	176	121	63
156	Nobody sees me for who I am.	1.6844	0.03933	339	159	128	52
157	I'm not going to recover the sofa just because you don't like that print on you.	1.6839	0.04163	348	177	104	67
158	Are there any other patterns that emerge?	1.6838	0.04074	351	175	112	64
159	Yes, yes...I do see a pattern here.	1.6835	0.03818	357	167	136	54
160	Could you hold me? I’ve always wanted to be plaid.	1.6835	0.03859	357	194	92	71
161	I just feel like no one can see my true colors.	1.6830	0.04113	347	174	109	64
162	I know you completely changed in the first five seconds, but you still have to pay for the full hour.	1.6829	0.04144	350	178	105	67
163	Do you always try to blend in?	1.6826	0.03909	356	171	127	58
164	I'm starting to see a pattern here	1.6808	0.04069	354	178	111	65
165	It’s like no one even sees me	1.6808	0.03929	354	171	125	58
166	Just once, I’d like to stand out.	1.6805	0.04206	338	172	102	64
167	Hey, did you hear me? I said sometimes I feel invisible...	1.6805	0.03992	338	162	122	54
168	So, when was the first time you felt the need to blend in?”	1.6804	0.04092	341	169	112	60
169	Client no-show, again."	1.6801	0.03877	347	181	103	63
170	We keep coming back to the same underlying issue-that real change comes from within.	1.6793	0.03990	343	166	121	56
171	Sometimes I think, "what if I WANTED to stand out?"	1.6791	0.04139	349	178	105	66
172	Can we switch places? I look much better in leather.	1.6778	0.04060	329	159	117	53
173	You know, real change comes from within.	1.6772	0.04100	347	175	109	63
174	And I just feel like no one ever notices me, you know?	1.6772	0.03997	347	170	119	58
175	I'm having trouble being seen for who I really am.	1.6769	0.04101	325	158	114	53
176	What are my feelings? Your jacket clashes with your pants.	1.6766	0.04231	334	171	100	63
177	I felt much more secure about my sexuality before you changed the upholstery.	1.6756	0.03950	336	160	125	51
178	You have what is called “A Reptile Dysfunction.”	1.6755	0.04325	339	180	89	70
179	You're not a psychopath, you're just cold-blooded.	1.6748	0.04132	329	163	110	56
180	So.. your mother insisted that you blend in ?	1.6745	0.04217	298	143	109	46
181	Sometimes I feel like no one sees the real me	1.6737	0.03994	334	161	121	52
182	On the bright side, you are very receptive to your surroundings	1.6718	0.04034	323	155	119	49
183	All I really want is to be noticed.	1.6717	0.03970	332	159	123	50
184	Fourteen across is camouflage.	1.6708	0.04163	322	160	108	54
185	So all that stuff that I did to those flies is confidential, right ?	1.6697	0.04203	327	166	103	58
186	Oh I'm willing to change Doc.	1.6688	0.04218	308	152	106	50
187	‘I feel like no one sees me for who I really am.’	1.6688	0.03809	308	154	109	45
188	This seems to be a repeating pattern for you.	1.6688	0.04283	311	157	100	54
189	Clinical note: 10:00 am no-showed again. I am doubting his commitment to change.	1.6687	0.04302	320	165	96	59
190	I’m fauna, but I identify as flora.	1.6687	0.04446	323	174	82	67
191	Patient displays overly conformist behavioral patterns...	1.6678	0.04298	301	150	101	50
192	Patient states he is depressed-didn't get GEICO job.	1.6677	0.04239	313	157	103	53
193	I keep finding myself trapped in the same patterns.	1.6677	0.04324	316	163	95	58
194	I feel like I don't see myself the way everyone else sees me.	1.6677	0.03776	325	147	139	39
195	I keep falling into the same patterns.	1.6667	0.04233	318	161	102	55
196	I just feel no one sees me for who I am.	1.6667	0.04212	297	144	108	45
197	I think I’m seeing a pattern here.	1.6667	0.04259	309	155	102	52
198	The session ended abruptly after a fly landed on the therapist's clipboard.	1.6667	0.04452	303	158	88	57
199	Reptile dysfunction?	1.6656	0.04477	299	156	87	56
200	Third no show in a row…	1.6656	0.04426	299	154	91	54
201	I’ll tell you Doc, despite appearances, I’ve always had trouble blending in.	1.6646	0.04114	316	155	112	49
202	Believe me, I know I can change.	1.6645	0.04318	304	154	98	52
203	She doesn’t appreciate that I’m always the one willing to change.	1.6634	0.04214	309	154	105	50
204	I make it look easy, but Change is hard!	1.6633	0.04453	297	154	89	54
205	No, no, no... I ATE my father.	1.6633	0.04567	294	156	81	57
206	So you feel you're not adjusting well to your new surroundings?	1.6613	0.03976	310	146	123	41
207	' she said she cant trust how I'm different person around different people	1.6612	0.04239	307	154	103	50
208	I wouldn't say I have trouble blending in.	1.6600	0.04267	300	150	102	48
209	Patient A No Show Again.	1.6598	0.04372	291	147	96	48
210	Change? I am TIRED of changing!!! That's why I'm here!	1.6597	0.04517	288	150	86	52
211	What if I don't want to change?	1.6574	0.04317	289	144	100	45
212	Do you really WANT to change?	1.6570	0.04465	277	140	92	45
213	The question is... do you want to change?	1.6560	0.04654	282	151	77	54
214	I guess it started with parents always telling me to fit in.	1.6560	0.04432	282	143	93	46
215	I think you’re disguising your feelings	1.6554	0.04319	296	150	98	48
216	Do you often feel like no one notices you?	1.6552	0.04363	290	147	96	47
217	I’m just tired of changing for everyone around me...	1.6551	0.04287	287	142	102	43
218	Tell me about your mother’s sofa.	1.6548	0.04559	281	147	84	50
219	Notes: 1. Classic persistent chameleon complex. 2. Clean couch after visit.	1.6544	0.04652	272	143	80	49
220	Patient exhibits repeating patterns.	1.6542	0.04278	295	148	101	46
221	How come I’m the one seeing the pattern here doc?	1.6542	0.04332	295	150	97	48
222	I’m beginning to see a pattern.	1.6537	0.04336	283	141	99	43
223	I see a pattern emerging...	1.6531	0.04427	271	135	95	41
224	Everyone always expects me to change.	1.6529	0.04434	291	151	90	50
225	Sounds like a classic case of reptile disfunction	1.6523	0.04616	279	148	80	51
226	Doc, is there a cure for reptile dysfunction?	1.6519	0.04653	270	142	80	48
227	Interesting, I see a pattern emerging.	1.6516	0.04263	287	142	103	42
228	Subject continues to express the fear that if he lets people see his true self, a large bird will eat him alive.	1.6514	0.04579	284	151	81	52
229	Took care of the fly on the wall. Now, we can talk privately.	1.6511	0.04631	278	148	79	51
230	So why do you feel people have trouble seeing the real you?	1.6509	0.04287	275	134	103	38
231	I don't know what's wrong with me. I keep changing myself just to fit in.	1.6509	0.04379	275	137	97	41
232	So tell me, do your surroundings have an influence on how you see yourself?	1.6507	0.04568	272	141	85	46
233	But, doc, aren’t we all a product of our environment?	1.6504	0.04496	266	134	91	41
234	Now, can we talk about your reptile dysfunction?	1.6500	0.04606	280	149	80	51
235	... and patient displays conformity issues.	1.6498	0.04445	277	141	92	44
236	I see you are repeating a pattern here	1.6496	0.04716	274	148	74	52
237	If you really want to help me, you'll change this upholstery.	1.6491	0.04667	265	139	80	46
238	I"m just dying to jump on his plaid jacket.	1.6481	0.04538	270	139	87	44
239	'Derrick's angst grew after he noticed the therapists striped trousers and checkered blazer."	1.6479	0.04789	267	145	71	51
240	Last night I dreamt I crawled onto a Jackson Pollock painting and exploded.	1.6457	0.04865	254	137	70	47
241	Doc, I just keep falling into the same patterns.	1.6444	0.04692	270	145	76	49
242	Will I see you next week?	1.6443	0.04719	253	132	79	42
243	Is this a pattern for you?	1.6437	0.04474	261	131	92	38
244	Let's talk about your reptile dysfunction.	1.6434	0.04961	258	144	62	52
245	I think I’m too easily influenced.	1.6431	0.04648	269	143	79	47
246	Now that we’ve had a few sessions, are you starting to see a pattern?	1.6431	0.04339	269	133	99	37
247	My next patient (yet to arrive) is still hiding aspects of himself.	1.6431	0.04748	297	171	61	65
248	Sometimes I just feel that people don’t see the real me.	1.6421	0.04562	271	142	84	45
249	My problem is your jacket doesn’t match your pants.	1.6420	0.04823	257	139	71	47
250	So, you’re telling me, change comes from within?”	1.6420	0.04663	257	134	81	42
251	I'm always worried that I don't blend in.	1.6417	0.04607	254	130	85	39
252	She said I'd never change. Can you believe that?	1.6409	0.04668	259	136	80	43
253	I feel like no one even sees me.	1.6390	0.04428	277	143	91	43
254	Are you sensing a pattern?	1.6382	0.04623	246	125	85	36
255	‘And I feel like people don’t even SEE me anym... ... ...37 across is ‘Oreo.’	1.6378	0.05000	254	143	60	51
256	I’m starting to notice a pattern here..	1.6378	0.04712	254	134	78	42
257	I feel as if nobody sees me for who I really am.	1.6374	0.04785	262	143	71	48
258	I’ve spent my whole life trying to blend in. And now I hate myself for it.	1.6367	0.04551	256	131	87	38
259	So you feel like no one truly sees you?	1.6364	0.04685	242	124	82	36
260	After thirty minutes, I realized the patient was already on the couch	1.6356	0.04786	247	131	75	41
261	The patient's anxiety appears to stem from an acute case of Reptile Dysfunction"	1.6356	0.04889	247	134	69	44
262	...I just think that my parents always overemphasised the importance of blending in.	1.6356	0.04547	236	116	90	30
263	I’m tired of being treated like part of the furniture “	1.6353	0.04634	255	133	82	40
264	"I am so tired of blending in."	1.6352	0.04471	244	120	93	31
265	It’s like, most days I look in the mirror, and don’t even recognize myself	1.6345	0.04619	249	128	84	37
266	This is the fourth week in a row Mr. Chameleon hasn't shown up for his appointment"	1.6345	0.04711	238	122	81	35
267	We'll need a green couch if I'm going to show you my true self.	1.6340	0.04909	235	125	71	39
268	Patient has become unrecognizable	1.6339	0.04749	254	136	75	43
269	My friends say I’ve changed.	1.6336	0.04690	232	117	83	32
270	... sometimes I think I just try too hard to blend in.	1.6329	0.04841	237	125	74	38
271	I feel like I keep blending in.... Hello?.... I'm right here.	1.6325	0.04853	234	123	74	37
272	But am I too adaptable?	1.6316	0.04455	266	137	90	39
273	I just feel like I fit in everywhere	1.6314	0.04631	236	119	85	32
274	Really? Learn to assimilate is the best advice you have?	1.6307	0.04887	241	130	70	41
275	I just wish someone saw my true colours	1.6300	0.04608	227	112	87	28
276	Have you noticed any patterns in your behavior?	1.6295	0.04865	224	116	75	33
277	I know I can change.	1.6289	0.04627	256	135	81	40
278	I have trouble showing my true colors.	1.6289	0.04560	256	133	85	38
279	It’s like I don’t even recognize myself anymore.	1.6282	0.04782	234	122	77	35
280	Perhaps you're trying too hard to fit in.	1.6277	0.04908	231	123	71	37
281	I just wish people could see the real me.	1.6277	0.04831	231	121	75	35
282	Let's see how you feel on the curtains.	1.6275	0.04931	247	137	65	45
283	Maybe I try too hard to fit in.	1.6275	0.04476	247	124	91	32
284	I feel like I am always changing to fit in.	1.6272	0.04841	228	119	75	34
285	I just always feel invisible	1.6271	0.04636	236	120	84	32
286	Yes, but you have to want to change.	1.6266	0.04799	233	122	76	35
287	You will still be billed whether I can see you or not.	1.6266	0.04784	241	128	75	38
288	You see I'm always the one changing for others	1.6261	0.04986	222	118	69	35
289	First, you must want to change.	1.6255	0.04614	235	119	85	31
290	You still can’t change color? I’m sorry to say it sounds like reptile dysfunction.	1.6250	0.05032	224	121	66	37
291	I find it difficult to stand out.	1.6245	0.04707	229	122	73	34
292	Let’s talk more about your need to fit in…	1.6229	0.04868	236	127	71	38
293	- ... and then she comes home with a Porsche logo on her skin, what was I supposed to think?	1.6228	0.04965	228	123	68	37
294	I know it’s in my genes, but I can’t stand change.	1.6227	0.05026	220	118	67	35
295	I don't know, doc - I just feel I always fade into the background.	1.6227	0.04771	220	112	79	29
296	Sometimes I just feel like nobody really sees me doc	1.6226	0.04628	212	103	86	23
297	Just be yourself. Don't try so hard to blend in.	1.6222	0.04938	225	120	70	35
298	I notice a recurring pattern here	1.6215	0.05008	214	113	69	32
299	3:32 pm - Patient completely disappeared.	1.6210	0.04920	219	115	72	32
300	There's a fly on your sleeve that's driving me crazy.	1.6210	0.04834	219	113	76	30
301	I am starting to see a pattern in your behavior	1.6204	0.05017	216	115	68	33
302	I feel like no one really sees me.	1.6201	0.04872	229	122	72	35
303	I just don't feel seen sometimes.	1.6195	0.04843	226	119	74	33
304	Have you experienced any changes in the patterns of your daily life?	1.6192	0.04600	239	128	76	35
305	But... the question is... how do you see yourself?	1.6192	0.04444	239	119	92	28
306	Once again the patient is a no show.	1.6190	0.04722	231	120	79	32
307	Relax, the changes you're going through are perfectly normal.	1.6190	0.05041	210	111	68	31
308	I told you I could change.	1.6189	0.04602	244	127	83	34
309	Your problem is that you try too hard to blend in.	1.6186	0.04725	215	108	81	26
310	Sometimes I feel like he doesn't even notice me.	1.6186	0.05122	215	117	63	35
311	Does this print make me look paranoid?	1.6184	0.05190	207	112	62	33
312	My parents? Unpredictable, but often cold.	1.6178	0.04983	225	122	67	36
313	I've changed so many times I'm not sure of who I am anymore	1.6176	0.04914	238	131	67	40
314	Yes, you can change. But you have to want to change.	1.6172	0.05062	209	111	67	31
315	Well of course I fit a pattern !	1.6171	0.04955	222	119	69	34
316	Mind if I try on your plaid jacket?	1.6161	0.04889	211	109	74	28
317	Sometimes, I feel like there’s a lot of pressure to blend in, you know?	1.6161	0.04652	211	114	68	29
318	I feel like you never really see me.	1.6154	0.04897	208	107	74	27
319	I'm ready to change, Doc.	1.6151	0.04276	252	125	99	28
320	But you have to want to change.	1.6150	0.04848	226	120	73	33
321	I'm beginning to detect a pattern here.	1.6150	0.04945	213	112	71	30
322	If you continue to pretend you're not here, I can't help you.	1.6147	0.04814	218	113	76	29
323	My problem is nobody recognizes me.	1.6143	0.04774	223	116	77	30
324	Ok now, do you have problems adapting to new situations?	1.6140	0.04372	215	109	83	23
325	And would you say you have a willingness to change?	1.6135	0.04820	207	105	77	25
326	I'd say that you are trying too hard to blend in.	1.6135	0.05195	207	113	61	33
327	Why do you think it's so important for you to always 'fit in'?	1.6132	0.04828	212	109	76	27
328	My wife says I've fallen into the same pattern.	1.6126	0.05041	222	122	64	36
329	It feels like you’re hiding something...	1.6123	0.04607	227	123	72	32
330	Let's talk about your obsessive need to blend in...	1.6121	0.04930	214	113	71	30
331	So you're tired of just blending in?	1.6118	0.04936	237	132	65	40
332	I feel like nobody ever really sees me.	1.6117	0.05032	206	109	68	29
333	$300 an hour and I still match the couch?	1.6114	0.05293	211	119	55	37
334	Yes, but first you have to want to change.	1.6114	0.04802	229	122	74	33
335	Patient still talking about his background...	1.6111	0.05336	198	109	57	32
336	Sometimes I'll perch on my wife's clothes just to feel pretty.	1.6111	0.05236	216	122	56	38
337	I just feel so much pressure to conform.	1.6109	0.04479	221	116	78	27
338	No, I meant ‘cold blooded’ literally, not psychologically.	1.6103	0.04768	213	109	78	26
339	Besides floral, how does that make you feel?	1.6103	0.04950	213	113	70	30
340	Doc, I get the feeling you don't really see me.	1.6100	0.04952	200	103	72	25
341	Just as I thought. He's doing a crossword.	1.6100	0.05572	200	116	46	38
342	So, what do you mean exactly when you say "product of my environment?"	1.6095	0.05096	210	114	64	32
343	Stripes and plaid at the same time? Now THAT'S a challenge!	1.6093	0.05090	215	118	63	34
344	I see. Tell me more about when you started feeling the pressure to blend in.	1.6091	0.05061	197	103	68	26
345	Sometimes I just feel like they don’t see me for ME, you know?	1.6091	0.04655	220	112	82	26
346	Sometimes I feel like no one truly sees me.	1.6087	0.04922	207	108	72	27
347	You are making great progress. Next week we will try plaid.	1.6085	0.04879	212	116	65	31
348	Overly susceptible to environmental stimuli.	1.6080	0.05270	199	109	59	31
349	So how long would you say you haven't felt seen?	1.6078	0.05215	204	112	60	32
350	What do I have to do to get noticed?	1.6078	0.05169	204	111	62	31
351	Sometimes I feel like I fit in a little TOO much	1.6075	0.05023	214	116	66	32
352	What do you mean you can’t see me anymore?	1.6073	0.05290	191	103	60	28
353	I've never stood out from the crowd.	1.6073	0.04976	219	119	67	33
354	So, when did you first start noticing your surroundings changing to match YOU?	1.6071	0.05334	196	108	57	31
355	I dont know Doctor, just once I wish I could find myself.	1.6070	0.05085	201	107	66	28
356	I just feel so, you know - invisible.	1.6059	0.04850	203	104	75	24
357	I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were here.	1.6059	0.05143	203	110	63	30
358	Patient no longer identifies as "paisley."	1.6058	0.05228	208	116	58	34
359	Patient excels at adapting to change.	1.6058	0.05093	208	113	64	31
360	I have a tendency to fade into the background.	1.6050	0.05057	200	106	67	27
361	You seem to be stuck in a pattern	1.6045	0.05085	220	123	61	36
362	I bet he'd notice me if I sucked that pen out of his hand.	1.6041	0.05168	197	106	63	28
363	You seem to be fitting in better.	1.6040	0.05020	202	107	68	27
364	I just want to be seen for who I am, and not part of the furniture.	1.6039	0.05294	207	117	55	35
365	1:34 PM: client still hasn't arrived for appointment	1.6038	0.05280	212	121	54	37
366	How long have you had this compulsion to blend in?	1.6034	0.04562	232	120	84	28
367	Tell me the last time you've truly felt seen.	1.6029	0.04935	204	107	71	26
368	So you are having problems finding yourself	1.6029	0.05079	204	110	65	29
369	So sometimes you feel blue, but other times....floral pattern?	1.6021	0.05549	191	109	49	33
370	Doctor, I don't believe you really see me.	1.6020	0.05290	196	108	58	30
371	Wanting to change is the first step.	1.6020	0.04992	201	106	69	26
372	OK, you win--it's a compulsion. Now can you please bring back the beige one?	1.6010	0.05249	198	109	59	30
373	Once again, Mr. Albertson, we see you falling into a familiar pattern.	1.6000	0.05313	195	108	57	30
374	This patient shows a pattern of superior adaptability to its immediate surroundings.	1.6000	0.04953	195	101	71	23
375	It's difficult for me to stand out.	1.6000	0.04454	225	113	89	23
376	I've seen 'green with envy,' so now show me what 'feeling blue' looks like.	1.6000	0.05105	190	100	66	24
377	Perhaps you're trying too hard to blend in.	1.6000	0.05210	185	98	63	24
378	It's just a reptile dysfunction. Don't worry, it's not what it sounds like.	1.6000	0.05371	190	105	56	29
379	When last did you really feel seen?	1.5990	0.04787	207	107	76	24
380	Your pattern of behavior inevitably leads to a reptile dysfunction.	1.5989	0.05665	182	104	47	31
381	What am I, part of the furniture?	1.5981	0.05171	209	117	59	33
382	Looks like that 2pm is a no show.	1.5979	0.04974	194	101	70	23
383	I´m good at this but that jacket will be a challenge	1.5979	0.05447	189	106	53	30
384	No matter how hard I work, I just don't seem to stand out at the company.	1.5978	0.05234	184	98	62	24
385	You know doc, I just can’t stop changing for other people	1.5978	0.05456	184	102	54	28
386	Last session you said you had an overwhelming need to fit in. Any progress?	1.5973	0.04867	221	120	70	31
387	May 17th. Patient failed to show.	1.5968	0.05622	186	107	47	32
388	Change doesn’t always come from within.	1.5968	0.05303	186	101	59	26
389	Yes, I could refer you to Dr. Jones, who has a plaid couch.	1.5967	0.05416	181	99	56	26
390	Patient no-showed his appointment, yet again.	1.5963	0.05252	218	127	52	39
391	Day 3, patient stills refuses to show up for treatment.	1.5962	0.05182	213	121	57	35
392	And you often feel you go unnoticed?	1.5960	0.04901	198	103	72	23
393	I feel like I always have to fit in	1.5960	0.05055	198	106	66	26
394	It feels like people never really see me for who I am.	1.5956	0.05258	183	98	61	24
395	So, tell me about your obsessive desire to blend in.	1.5955	0.04578	220	113	83	24
396	I've tried to change so many times...	1.5950	0.04599	200	109	67	24
397	Perhaps a change of scenery would do you well.	1.5949	0.05608	195	115	44	36
398	Yeah, but you can hear me, right?	1.5946	0.05044	185	101	60	24
399	And when did you first experience this compulsion to assimilate?	1.5946	0.05044	185	96	68	21
400	Is that a fly on your tie?	1.5946	0.05382	185	102	56	27
401	I can't help you until you really don't want to change.	1.5944	0.05554	180	101	51	28
402	Do you think you’ve made progress toward your goal of blending in?	1.5944	0.05088	180	93	67	20
403	Sometimes I feel like people don’t see me for me	1.5935	0.04675	214	111	79	24
404	So, you say your mother was cold blooded?	1.5928	0.05681	194	116	41	37
405	I'm afraid to show my true colors.	1.5926	0.05242	189	103	60	26
406	I do need help, but I would never combine checks and stripes.	1.5926	0.05605	189	110	46	33
407	I've noticed a tendency to do this when I ask for your copay.	1.5924	0.05461	184	103	53	28
408	I just never feel like I blend in.	1.5922	0.05467	179	99	54	26
409	Now that I think about it, my mother always tried to blend in too.	1.5920	0.04976	201	110	64	27
410	I can see you, you know	1.5909	0.05656	176	100	48	28
411	So you say you don't feel comfortable in your own skin.	1.5909	0.05599	176	99	50	27
412	Why is it always me that needs to change, ya know?	1.5909	0.05770	176	102	44	30
413	I really hate the new upholstery.	1.5909	0.05422	176	96	56	24
414	I guess I'm just having trouble finding myself.	1.5904	0.05319	188	104	57	27
415	I don't need the entire patient history, only your most recent background.	1.5902	0.05541	183	104	50	29
416	Patient remains... evasive.	1.5899	0.05257	178	95	61	22
417	It’s hard you know...always changing. Always adapting. It’s like I can’t find the real me.	1.5899	0.05719	178	103	45	30
418	I've never really felt seen.	1.5895	0.05170	190	103	62	25
419	I feel a constant need to blend in"	1.5889	0.05214	180	96	62	22
420	Hmmm,yes. I’m beginning to detect a pattern.	1.5889	0.05093	180	94	66	20
421	Yes, I believe I'm capable of change.	1.5888	0.05232	197	110	58	29
422	I am having trouble blending in lately	1.5888	0.04926	197	104	70	23
423	I don’t like to interrupt, but I’ve been here for 40 minutes.	1.5886	0.05264	175	93	61	21
424	I never saw my dad around much as a child.	1.5885	0.05183	192	105	61	26
425	You have to stop trying to blend in and let them see the real you.	1.5882	0.05381	170	91	58	21
426	I feel like I’m constantly trying to be something I’m not!	1.5882	0.05502	187	107	50	30
427	And for how long have you had this feeling that no one notices you?	1.5873	0.04739	189	95	77	17
428	At Parties, no one ever seems to notice me.	1.5873	0.05247	189	104	59	26
429	I have a hard time not fitting in.	1.5871	0.05201	201	113	58	30
430	It's like I'm not even there.	1.5870	0.05301	184	101	58	25
431	Actually in your case, I don’t think change is possible.	1.5866	0.05414	179	99	55	25
432	I just don’t know how to make myself stand out!	1.5866	0.05297	179	97	59	23
433	But first you have to want to not change	1.5852	0.05487	176	98	53	25
434	Just once I’d like to stand out, you know?	1.5851	0.05324	188	105	56	27
435	New couch?	1.5848	0.05424	171	93	56	22
436	I don’t know. I guess I feel like people see right through me.	1.5843	0.05322	178	97	58	23
437	I thought I was a risky dresser, but your plaid on stripes beats me!	1.5838	0.05439	173	95	55	23
438	Patient's a no-show for the third time this week	1.5838	0.05798	173	101	43	29
439	Arthur, we seem to be making progress. Last week you seemed so blue.	1.5838	0.04846	185	102	61	22
440	Yoo-Hoo! I've been here an hour .	1.5833	0.05690	168	95	48	25
441	So, you feel you are constantly changing to suit others?	1.5829	0.05128	187	101	63	23
442	I liked your old couch better.	1.5829	0.05915	175	105	38	32
443	I feel like I always just blend into the background.	1.5824	0.04913	170	90	63	17
444	And why do you think you can't be yourself?	1.5820	0.05197	189	104	60	25
445	Have you ever considered just trying to be yourself?	1.5815	0.05077	184	98	65	21
446	I think I try too hard to fit in at times.	1.5815	0.05135	184	99	63	22
447	She keeps saying I’m hiding from her, I honestly don’t know how I can be any more transparent!	1.5814	0.05649	172	98	48	26
448	It's like she doesn't even see me.	1.5808	0.05655	167	94	49	24
449	But what if I don’t want to change?	1.5808	0.05591	167	93	51	23
450	Why can’t she just see me as I am??	1.5806	0.05151	186	101	62	23
451	Whaddya mean 'do I have trouble adapting to new environments?'	1.5801	0.05543	181	104	49	28
452	I'm a product of my environment Doc!	1.5801	0.05200	181	98	61	22
453	I don't know Doc, I'm just so tired of blending in.	1.5799	0.05412	169	92	56	21
454	She makes me feel invisible.	1.5793	0.05537	164	90	53	21
455	Sometimes I feel like they don't even see me.	1.5789	0.05301	171	92	59	20
456	I don't think she even notices me.	1.5789	0.05554	171	96	51	24
457	But that's just it doc. She told me NOT to change.	1.5789	0.05301	171	92	59	20
458	I'm tired of fitting in doc	1.5787	0.04829	197	104	72	21
459	It feels like no matter what I do..no one actually sees me. Ya know?	1.5786	0.05599	159	87	52	20
460	This is my last session unless you reupholster.	1.5786	0.06077	159	94	38	27
461	My problem, Doc, is that I feel invisible.	1.5786	0.05492	159	88	51	20
462	Perhaps you'd feel more at ease if you focused less on blending in and more on being yourself.	1.5786	0.05382	159	84	58	17
463	I could relax more easily on a solid color couch	1.5784	0.05059	185	99	65	21
464	Hmm.... I'm beginning to see a pattern here.	1.5784	0.05117	185	100	63	22
465	It seems to be a pattern with me	1.5780	0.05319	173	94	58	21
466	I’m diagnosing you with reptile dysfunction.	1.5779	0.05439	199	118	47	34
467	Your jacket reminds me of my mother.	1.5778	0.05679	180	106	44	30
468	No matter how hard I try to stand out, I always end up just blending in.	1.5778	0.05399	180	101	54	25
469	How long have you felt that people just don't see the real you?	1.5776	0.05406	161	86	57	18
470	Patient appears to have disappeared	1.5776	0.05686	161	90	49	22
471	Dr., I'm so tired of just "fitting in".	1.5776	0.05111	161	82	65	14
472	There's no need to go out of your way to blend in here. Please just be yourself.	1.5771	0.05274	175	95	59	21
473	That’s when I realized I’m turning into my mother’s couch.	1.5769	0.06103	156	92	38	26
474	and you say you've been feeling off colour for how long..?	1.5767	0.05092	189	103	63	23
475	I've done flowers long enough; now I wan'na try your jacket.	1.5767	0.05700	163	92	48	23
476	And you say you can’t understand the connection between lounge and lizard?	1.5762	0.05035	210	119	61	30
477	Just as I thought, he's doodling.	1.5761	0.05475	184	106	50	28
478	So you say your tongue is always getting you in trouble.	1.5759	0.05557	158	86	53	19
479	Sometimes I feel invisible, Doctor.	1.5759	0.05484	158	85	55	18
480	...or am I just going through "The Change"?	1.5758	0.05582	165	92	51	22
481	But do you really WANT to change?	1.5756	0.05345	172	94	57	21
482	A pattern is starting to emerge	1.5754	0.05424	179	101	53	25
483	I feel that I've been overlooked all my life.	1.5750	0.05433	160	86	56	18
484	I’m not charging for the first 30 minutes because I had no idea you were here.	1.5749	0.05786	167	97	44	26
485	Lately I have this feeling like I just blend into the background.	1.5747	0.05423	174	97	54	23
486	It's horrible Doctor. Sometimes I just feel invisible... like nobody sees me	1.5747	0.05299	174	95	58	21
487	You've clearly learned how to blend in.	1.5746	0.04901	181	94	70	17
488	Doctor, I seem to have lost my identity this past year. I get too absorbed in my surroundings.	1.5741	0.05662	162	91	49	22
489	Blends in well, but gets anxious near plaid.	1.5741	0.05796	162	93	45	24
490	You say you often feel like part of the furniture. Why do you think that is?	1.5741	0.04740	162	91	54	17
491	I sense you are easily influenced by others.	1.5741	0.05455	162	88	55	19
492	no matter what i do, i just can’t seem to stand out from the crowd.	1.5741	0.05525	162	89	53	20
493	So you’re not feeling “seen” by those around you? Tell me more.	1.5740	0.05352	169	92	57	20
494	So, why do you think people don’t notice you?	1.5732	0.05610	164	92	50	22
495	I get very absorbed in my surroundings	1.5732	0.05406	164	89	56	19
496	I don't get it, Doc - what's wrong with trying to blend in?"	1.5732	0.05610	164	92	50	22
497	When did you first notice your need to blend in	1.5731	0.05434	171	95	54	22
498	I tell people it’s a defense mechanism, but deep down I know I’m just showing off	1.5723	0.05882	159	92	43	24
499	No. You can't sit on my lap because you prefer plaid.	1.5723	0.05324	173	95	57	21
500	At parties, it's like I blend into the background	1.5714	0.05482	161	88	54	19
501	So, have there been any changes since our last session?	1.5714	0.05622	161	90	50	21
502	you're talking to a lizard, and I'm on the couch?	1.5714	0.05759	161	92	46	23
503	It’s as if no one truly sees me	1.5714	0.05313	189	108	54	27
504	My apologies as once again I forgot you were here.	1.5705	0.05465	156	84	55	17
505	Everyone in my family wants to blend in, and I just want to stand out for once.	1.5705	0.05427	156	91	44	21
506	So you feel as if people don’t see you for who you are?	1.5700	0.07000	100	55	33	12
507	Deep down I just don't feel seen. Nobody sees my true colors.	1.5698	0.05311	179	100	56	23
508	I want them to see my true colors	1.5698	0.05475	172	97	52	23
509	Note to self...reupholster.	1.5697	0.05452	165	91	54	20
510	I wish you'd get a different sofa, Doc. I hate myself in floral.	1.5696	0.05634	158	88	50	20
511	But I don't want to change.	1.5695	0.05831	151	85	46	20
512	I can’t help but camouflage my true feelings.	1.5695	0.05755	151	84	48	19
513	Frankly, I preferred the striped pattern you have before you reupholstered. It was so much more slimming.	1.5690	0.05488	174	99	51	24
514	And what color did that make you feel?	1.5690	0.05667	174	102	45	27
515	Do you have any regrets about kissing the princess?	1.5690	0.05549	174	100	49	25
516	Well doc, it all started because my parents disappeared when I was little....	1.5688	0.05856	160	93	43	24
517	Elbert couldn't hide from his feelings, but he got pretty good at hiding from his therapist, and that was close enough.	1.5683	0.05281	183	103	56	24
518	Despite years of therapy, Cam continued to feel like his changes were only skin deep	1.5682	0.05617	176	103	46	27
519	Sometimes I don’t know where I end and everything else begins	1.5677	0.05300	155	89	47	19
520	...and then she told me she was colorblind, and I just felt like, well, this is going no where.	1.5677	0.05199	192	109	57	26
521	I can change Doc, I swear!	1.5673	0.05501	171	97	51	23
522	She named me Waldo. Do you see what kind of sick sense of humor my mother has?	1.5669	0.05945	157	92	41	24
523	Do you feel that you always have to be the one to adapt?	1.5663	0.05628	166	95	48	23
524	The paisley pattern has always been difficult for me	1.5663	0.05294	166	90	58	18
525	Take it from me, that design doesn't attract females.	1.5660	0.05680	159	90	48	21
526	I have this recurring dream where I look in a mirror and see an empty bathroom.	1.5657	0.05759	175	105	41	29
527	Doc, it’s NOT denial. I swear, the couch changed to look like ME!	1.5655	0.05641	168	97	47	24
528	When I look at you, I see a pattern	1.5652	0.05627	161	91	49	21
529	My mother never let me show my true colors.	1.5649	0.05366	154	82	57	15
530	She called me a snake.	1.5646	0.05956	147	84	43	20
531	Diagnosis: Obsessively worries about blending in.	1.5644	0.05575	163	92	50	21
532	Cold-blooded parents, check...	1.5644	0.05438	163	90	54	19
533	I was raised in a really chaotic environment. Mostly plaid, but also some floral.	1.5641	0.05470	156	85	54	17
534	Why do you keep writing missed appointment?	1.5641	0.05356	156	91	45	20
535	I’m tired of trying to be all things to all people.	1.5641	0.05242	195	113	54	28
536	I'm sorry, I didn't notice you were still here.	1.5641	0.05693	156	88	48	20
537	Hmmm, I've noticed a pattern emerging	1.5641	0.05765	156	89	46	21
538	Blending into the background is not the solution to all your problems, you know!	1.5633	0.05420	158	86	55	17
539	This is a safe space Gerald, no need to hide.	1.5632	0.05432	174	99	52	23
540	Patient may be delusional. Thinks he’s invisible.	1.5629	0.05669	167	97	46	24
541	Some days I just feel like I am fading into the background.	1.5629	0.05408	167	93	54	20
542	True change comes from within.	1.5629	0.05064	167	88	64	15
543	I don't know Doc... sometimes I just feel so invisible.	1.5625	0.05515	160	89	52	19
544	I just feel like no one ever really sees me.	1.5621	0.05704	153	86	48	19
545	Another no show today...	1.5621	0.05704	153	86	48	19
546	Of course I want to change, but I can't stop clinging to the same old patterns.	1.5621	0.05628	153	85	50	18
547	Real change comes from within.	1.5621	0.05551	153	84	52	17
548	I object to your diagnosis of reptile dysfunction.	1.5616	0.05496	146	78	54	14
549	Doc, I’ve been trying to blend in, but I seem to be losing myself.	1.5613	0.05185	155	81	61	13
550	I beg you, reupholster before my next session!	1.5605	0.05522	157	87	52	18
551	My wife says I’m cold-blooded and I should hold my tongue.	1.5603	0.06512	116	65	37	14
552	It's just, sometimes I feel like people don't even see me.	1.5602	0.05633	166	96	47	23
553	I see a pattern in your behavior	1.5602	0.05118	191	108	59	24
554	It’s like I’m invisible to him	1.5600	0.05868	150	86	44	20
555	Yeah doc, it’s pretty stressful trying to blend in all the time.	1.5593	0.05087	177	104	50	23
556	Plaid jacket, striped pants and a flowered chaise? This is not going to work.	1.5592	0.05810	152	87	45	20
557	I feel out of place no matter how hard I try to fit in.	1.5592	0.05658	152	90	41	21
558	I just feel like nobody sees the real me.	1.5590	0.05700	161	93	46	22
559	I think your compulsive need to blend in is a defense mechanism.	1.5588	0.05778	170	102	41	27
560	So to confirm, you want therapy to stop changing.	1.5586	0.05696	145	80	49	16
561	So, the guy wearing plaid with stripes says I’m the one with pattern issues?	1.5586	0.06408	145	89	31	25
562	As you can see doc, it’s not reptile dysfunction.	1.5586	0.06102	145	85	39	21
563	I identify as a couch.	1.5586	0.05438	145	77	55	13
564	The patient failed to show yet again.	1.5584	0.05603	154	86	50	18
565	You're the first person who's ever really seen me.	1.5578	0.05961	147	85	42	20
566	There are times when I just don't feel seen.	1.5578	0.05802	147	83	46	18
567	People act like I'm invisible.	1.5578	0.05640	147	81	50	16
568	We are making progress -I see a definite pattern emerging.	1.5577	0.05624	156	88	49	19
569	Even as a child, I longed to be seen.	1.5577	0.05980	156	93	39	24
570	Failed to show up for his appointment again.	1.5575	0.05496	174	101	49	24
571	You seam to have a need to blend in.	1.5570	0.05335	149	79	57	13
572	So, where do you see yourself in ten minutes?	1.5570	0.05853	158	93	42	23
573	It’s like they don’t even see me anymore	1.5570	0.05714	158	91	46	21
574	Still showing signs of hiding true self.	1.5563	0.05612	142	77	51	14
575	I feel like no one ever sees me for who I really am.	1.5562	0.05365	169	95	54	20
576	Your anxiety appears to spring from an inability to self-differentiate.	1.5562	0.05402	178	103	51	24
577	Yes, my suit was a conscious decision! Now, back to you...	1.5556	0.06057	144	84	40	20
578	This has become a recurring pattern for me.	1.5556	0.05632	153	86	49	18
579	I think it all stems from not seeing my parents enough when I was younger. I mean they were there, I just couldn’t see them!	1.5556	0.05895	144	82	44	18
580	So you’re telling me change is possible?	1.5556	0.05642	144	79	50	15
581	I just feel like I don't stand out.	1.5548	0.05753	146	82	47	17
582	...And how long have you had this feeling of “blending in”.	1.5548	0.05670	146	81	49	16
583	“I’m changing your meds. This is a serious side effect.“	1.5547	0.06122	137	79	40	18
584	It’s good to see that you really want to change.	1.5541	0.05884	157	93	41	23
585	Don't be embarrassed. Reptile Dysfunction is quite common.	1.5541	0.05854	148	85	44	19
586	I just want someone to see the real me.	1.5541	0.05775	148	84	46	18
587	I try hard to adapt in every environment. Okay, maybe too hard.	1.5541	0.05854	148	85	44	19
588	No one notices me... It's like I just blend in with the background....	1.5533	0.05718	150	85	47	18
589	I can do plaid.	1.5532	0.06158	141	83	38	20
590	You seem well-adapted to me.	1.5526	0.05962	152	90	40	22
591	Nobody ever sees the real me.	1.5524	0.06010	143	83	41	19
592	We spoke about this Camila, change needs to come from within	1.5524	0.05928	143	82	43	18
593	So, what I’m hearing you say is that you don’t feel seen.	1.5521	0.05376	163	91	54	18
594	Blends in, very adaptable, but a bit paranoid.	1.5519	0.05531	154	86	51	17
595	Patient displays extreme desire to blend in.	1.5519	0.05514	183	110	45	28
596	So, you're saying I disguise my feelings?	1.5517	0.05784	145	82	46	17
597	So, the change of scenery didn’t work.	1.5517	0.06107	145	86	38	21
598	Wallflower is probably not the correct term.	1.5517	0.05948	145	84	42	19
599	I see you haven’t changed much since our last session	1.5517	0.06028	145	85	40	20
600	It’s gotten to the point where even I don’t know who I am anymore.	1.5513	0.05554	156	88	50	18
601	Your shoes look like my cousin Leonard!	1.5510	0.05965	147	86	41	20
602	Why do you believe the couch is impeding our progress?	1.5507	0.06004	138	79	42	17
603	And people go on talking like I wasn't there... Hello?	1.5506	0.05788	158	93	43	22
604	I’m camouflaging my location, not hiding my emotions.	1.5503	0.05827	149	86	44	19
605	It's like I feel invisible sometimes.... Doc?	1.5503	0.05904	149	87	42	20
606	It's like no one really sees me.	1.5503	0.06276	149	92	32	25
607	I feel like nobody sees the real me!	1.5503	0.05302	169	95	55	19
608	I just want be noticed. Is that too much to ask?	1.5500	0.06276	140	84	35	21
609	And you say fitting in comes natural, but for some reason you still feel unseen. Interesting...	1.5500	0.05939	140	80	43	17
610	And how long have you had this fear of paisley?	1.5493	0.06288	142	86	34	22
611	Treatment seems to be working, as patient appears to be improving his ability to adapt more readily to new environments.	1.5493	0.04801	142	77	55	10
612	{ June 7. Patient expressed feelings of not being “seen”.}	1.5489	0.06533	133	81	31	21
613	Showing one's "true colors" is complicated.	1.5489	0.05794	133	73	47	13
614	I just can't help but feel ignored, like nobody can see me...	1.5486	0.06062	144	85	39	20
615	Wow. You are the best case of transference I've ever had.	1.5484	0.05946	155	93	39	23
616	I told my wife I can change, but she doesn't believe me.	1.5479	0.05757	146	83	46	17
617	How can I be assertive if I just keep blending in?	1.5476	0.05652	168	100	44	24
618	My mother never seemed to notice me.	1.5474	0.05766	137	76	47	14
619	I see—multiple identities. Right now, am I speaking with Camille or Leon?	1.5474	0.05479	137	73	53	11
620	Patient exhibits a clear desire to change.	1.5474	0.06300	137	82	35	20
621	Doc, it’s like no one ever notices me!	1.5471	0.05079	170	93	61	16
622	No one can ever see the real me.	1.5468	0.05706	139	77	48	14
623	Unwilling to change?! Me?!	1.5468	0.06060	139	81	40	18
624	Well doc, I feel like no one really sees me.	1.5461	0.05736	141	79	47	15
625	I’m afraid I can’t see you anymore.	1.5461	0.06244	141	85	35	21
626	And when did you start to feel this incessant need to blend in?	1.5461	0.05995	141	82	41	18
627	Love your office, doctor. This couch is so me.	1.5455	0.05797	154	93	39	22
628	No one can ever see me for who I really am.	1.5455	0.05458	154	86	52	16
629	You asked me how I felt about change, frankly.... i'm exhausted.	1.5455	0.05848	143	82	44	17
630	Sometimes I feel that people don’t really see the real me.	1.5448	0.05705	145	82	47	16
631	Even now, I don't really feel seen.	1.5448	0.05765	134	74	47	13
632	I've been sitting here for an hour and a half before you even noticed me, you know!	1.5448	0.05956	134	76	43	15
633	So you're saying you find it hard to stand out?	1.5448	0.05765	134	74	47	13
634	...hello? I said, I’m having an identity crisis. I don’t feel seen.	1.5443	0.05357	158	88	54	16
635	Patient refuses to be seen by me.	1.5442	0.05890	147	86	42	19
636	If you put some plaid wallpaper above the wainscoting, you could be the chameleon and I could be the psychiatrist.	1.5442	0.05969	147	87	40	20
637	Why do you feel the need to fit in?	1.5441	0.06074	136	79	40	17
638	Plaid jacket with striped pants, you're kidding, right?	1.5437	0.05871	160	97	39	24
639	And how does that pattern make you feel?	1.5437	0.05667	160	94	45	21
640	Everyone treats me like I’m invisible.	1.5436	0.05831	149	87	43	19
641	What makes you think no one notices you and you just blend in ?	1.5435	0.05919	138	79	43	16
642	I just have such a hard time being “me,” Doc.	1.5435	0.05645	138	76	49	13
643	I’m sorry to say our time is up, wherever you are.	1.5435	0.05919	138	79	43	16
644	Don't draw attention to yourself, just try to blend in... that's what I was taught from an early age.	1.5430	0.05538	151	85	50	16
645	Hmm, I'm starting to see a pattern here	1.5430	0.06214	151	94	32	25
646	I just want someone to notice me.	1.5430	0.05294	151	82	56	13
647	Ideally the transference should be with me, not the couch.	1.5429	0.06197	140	84	36	20
648	How do you want to be seen?	1.5429	0.05768	140	79	46	15
649	How do you pull off Stripes and Plaids so flawlessly?	1.5426	0.06128	129	74	40	15
650	I'm exhausted trying to blend in all the time.	1.5425	0.05485	153	86	51	16
651	Seriously...I just adapt. I adapt to anything. I adapt to everything. I can't control it. I love my mother, but I believe it's her fault.	1.5425	0.05790	153	90	43	20
652	I blame my mother and your interior decorator.	1.5423	0.06048	142	84	39	19
653	It’s okay, a lot of my patients do this when we discuss payment.	1.5423	0.05965	142	83	41	18
654	Why do you think you change colors?	1.5417	0.05903	144	84	42	18
655	Have you recovered from visiting the Picasso exhibit?	1.5417	0.06065	144	86	38	20
656	'Be the change'... right, doc?	1.5417	0.05985	144	85	40	19
657	No matter how I try to hide, for some insane reason people keep asking me how to save 15% or more on insurance.	1.5414	0.06270	133	79	36	18
658	People act like I'm not even there.	1.5411	0.05509	146	81	51	14
659	So, you feel like you just blend into the background sometimes?	1.5411	0.05423	146	80	53	13
660	I haven't seen my kids in months	1.5405	0.05108	148	88	44	16
661	Sometimes I feel I'm just fading into the background.	1.5404	0.05286	161	90	55	16
662	Yes, fear of change can be a patterned response...	1.5396	0.05977	139	81	41	17
663	Wait, did you say ereptile disfunction!?	1.5396	0.06316	139	85	33	21
664	I’m so tired of trying to be something I’m not...	1.5396	0.05977	139	81	41	17
665	I'm anything he wants me to be, am I wrong?	1.5385	0.06179	143	87	35	21
666	A fear of not standing out. Huh.	1.5385	0.05897	130	73	44	13
667	But I don’t WANT to blend in!	1.5385	0.05767	143	82	45	16
668	So, why do you think no one can see the real you?	1.5385	0.05897	130	73	44	13
669	So, you're telling me your mother was cold?	1.5375	0.05600	160	94	46	20
670	So, you're not comfortable in your own skin.	1.5374	0.05893	147	87	41	19
671	Does this print make me look fat?	1.5373	0.06054	134	78	40	16
672	At what age did you develop a fear of paisley?	1.5368	0.06078	136	80	39	17
673	Say more about these recurring patterns.	1.5368	0.05612	136	75	49	12
674	And then she said I never showed her my true colours.	1.5362	0.06099	138	82	38	18
675	I want to stand out, but I feel like no one sees me.	1.5362	0.05923	138	80	42	16
676	So, tell me about your mother, did she also match my couch?	1.5361	0.05613	166	102	40	24
677	So how long have you suspected that you’re a lizard?	1.5360	0.06174	125	72	39	14
678	Nobody sees me for who I really am.	1.5360	0.06174	125	72	39	14
679	I see a pattern developing here.	1.5359	0.05793	153	91	42	20
680	Do you find it difficult to adapt to new surroundings?	1.5357	0.05947	140	82	41	17
681	I’m noticing a pattern here...	1.5354	0.06102	127	73	40	14
682	I’m feeling off-colour	1.5354	0.05999	127	72	42	13
683	I can’t analyze you if you don’t show me your true colors.	1.5354	0.06204	127	74	38	15
684	When I said ‘you need to change’, I don’t think you understood...	1.5352	0.05624	142	80	48	14
685	Just when I think I know the real me, things change.	1.5352	0.05968	142	84	40	18
686	Somedays I just feel invisible.	1.5352	0.05968	142	84	40	18
687	On a scale of 1-10, how comfortable are you with change?	1.5349	0.06422	129	78	33	18
688	For once in my life I’d like to stand out!	1.5344	0.06063	131	76	40	15
689	Sometimes I feel like you don’t see me at all.	1.5344	0.06253	131	78	36	17
690	Tell me something you would change about yourself.	1.5342	0.05764	146	85	44	17
691	Why don’t you try not blending in for a change and see how that feels?	1.5333	0.05882	150	90	40	20
692	Patient missed another appointment.	1.5333	0.06255	120	69	38	13
693	Do you have any idea why people may be ignoring you?	1.5321	0.05563	156	91	47	18
694	I don't know why I try so hard to fit in. That's why I pay you!	1.5319	0.05472	141	78	51	12
695	I feel like you’re not seeing me	1.5317	0.06036	126	77	33	16
696	It’s the blending in with social circles that I can’t seem to get right.”	1.5317	0.05929	126	71	43	12
697	That's not how transference works.	1.5315	0.06261	143	89	32	22
698	So, you feel you just blend in to your surroundings?	1.5315	0.05938	143	85	40	18
699	So, your parents were both cold blooded?	1.5315	0.05855	143	84	42	17
700	Do YOU think you’d be happier if you were plaid?	1.5312	0.06170	128	75	38	15
701	I’ve been having a lot of trouble finding myself	1.5310	0.06116	145	89	35	21
702	I try my best to blend in…but then everyone acts like I'm not even there.	1.5309	0.05885	162	101	36	25
703	So when did you realize you were a product of your environment?	1.5308	0.06291	130	78	35	17
704	I’m starting to see a pattern.	1.5303	0.06219	132	79	36	17
705	Blending in too well, are we?	1.5302	0.05758	149	88	43	18
706	Tuesday: another no-show	1.5299	0.06239	134	81	35	18
707	Session notes: Quiet. Evasive. Believes himself to be invisible.	1.5299	0.05869	134	77	43	14
708	I just want to be seen. Why is that so hard?	1.5294	0.06407	119	70	35	14
709	Now let's talk about your tendency to fade into the background ...	1.5290	0.05666	155	92	44	19
710	I just want to show my true colours	1.5290	0.06102	138	83	37	18
711	I’ve been having a hard time coping with change.	1.5289	0.05993	121	68	42	11
712	I just can't seem to figure out my true colors	1.5283	0.05264	159	90	54	15
713	I’m almost sure she’s been sleeping with someone else but I’ve never seen him.	1.5282	0.05887	142	84	41	17
714	I rarely got to see my parents	1.5280	0.05856	125	70	44	11
715	“I’ll just jot down, ‘tries to blend in'.”	1.5278	0.06071	144	88	36	20
716	So, have you always been bothered by having to blend in?	1.5276	0.05897	127	72	43	12
717	I fear that people can't see me for who I am.	1.5271	0.06135	129	76	38	15
718	I'm just so tired of people thinking that I'm part of the furniture.	1.5271	0.05935	129	74	42	13
719	So, you feel like people don't really see you?	1.5270	0.06022	148	91	36	21
720	When did you first feel invisible?	1.5267	0.05869	131	75	43	13
721	So, what makes you think you have an identity crisis?	1.5267	0.06066	131	77	39	15
722	Tell me about your background.	1.5263	0.05805	133	76	44	13
723	Stripes with plaid?	1.5263	0.06046	152	95	34	23
724	Soduko? I’m pouring my heart out here!	1.5263	0.06276	133	81	34	18
725	And is your father in the room with us right now?	1.5263	0.05900	152	93	38	21
726	I can do flowers ok, but I’m hopeless at wainscoting.	1.5259	0.06205	135	82	35	18
727	So doc, do you recognize this pattern of behavior or what?	1.5259	0.06025	135	80	39	16
728	There seems to be a pattern emerging.	1.5259	0.05803	116	63	45	8
729	Have you considered that your talent for blending in may not always serve your interests?	1.5254	0.05478	118	62	50	6
730	Sometimes I just feel no one notices me.	1.5252	0.05624	139	79	47	13
731	I know it sounds small, but just once I'd like to choose my own outfit.	1.5246	0.06398	122	73	34	15
732	Your plaid jacket and striped pants are not the challenge; It’s your “pretending to look interested” that I don’t think that I can copy.	1.5246	0.05786	122	75	33	14
733	Everyone always expects me to blend in.	1.5246	0.06398	122	73	34	15
734	I can see a disturbing pattern emerging.	1.5242	0.06109	124	72	39	13
735	It seems you're going through a bit of an identity crisis, Steve.	1.5242	0.06216	124	73	37	14
736	Have you considered that you might be projecting onto the couch?	1.5242	0.06109	124	72	39	13
737	Give me a minute and I can be totally plaid	1.5238	0.06143	126	74	38	14
738	Yeah, I’d say the new meds have a couple side effects...	1.5238	0.06054	147	91	35	21
739	I need you to help me find myself	1.5238	0.06038	126	73	40	13
740	Notes for session #1: Goal is to help patient realize his desire to blend into his surroundings is genetic, not neurotic.	1.5234	0.06271	128	77	35	16
741	It's like I just blend into the background and no one notices me.	1.5234	0.06172	128	76	37	15
742	I love you. Now change, she said!	1.5234	0.06271	128	77	35	16
743	I’m telling you Doc, sometimes it’s like No-one knows I’m even here.	1.5234	0.05542	128	70	49	9
744	‘You’re right. I do try too hard to blend in’	1.5234	0.06271	128	77	35	16
745	And then she proceeds to tell me how much I’ve changed.”	1.5232	0.05931	151	93	37	21
746	Yeah Doc, I use don’t feel like I’m being seen.	1.5231	0.06003	130	76	40	14
747	And how long have you felt that you don't stand out?	1.5231	0.06101	130	77	38	15
748	How long would you say you’ve felt invisible for?	1.5231	0.06003	130	76	40	14
749	Yesterday, you said you were feeling blue.	1.5227	0.06405	132	82	31	19
750	‘Session 4: Client presents on edge though oriented to surroundings...’	1.5227	0.06494	132	83	29	20
751	I don’t always feel seen.	1.5227	0.05533	132	73	49	10
752	That's good. Most of my patients have an inability to adapt.	1.5224	0.05577	134	75	48	11
753	So,my wife says she doesn’t even notice me anymore.	1.5224	0.05871	134	78	42	14
754	Return to work anxiety... what makes you think that you won't blend in?	1.5224	0.05677	134	76	46	12
755	So,what makes you think people are ignoring you?	1.5220	0.05560	159	95	45	19
756	I don't have chameleon personality disorder; I AM a CHAMELEON.	1.5217	0.06104	138	84	36	18
757	Checks and stripes and I'm supposed to trust you?	1.5217	0.06576	115	69	32	14
758	I don't know doc, I feel like no one ever notices me.	1.5214	0.05503	140	79	49	12
759	so you’re blue today?	1.5214	0.05777	140	82	43	15
760	I agree that "slimy, prehensile, bug-eyed reptile" is a bit excessive but she is right that you seem to change your opinions according to the situation.	1.5214	0.06021	117	66	41	10
761	..and she treated me like she didn't even see me!	1.5214	0.06492	117	70	33	14
762	"...patient beginning to show signs of transference . . .	1.5210	0.06410	119	71	34	14
763	And do you ever get the feeling that nobody sees you?	1.5210	0.06184	119	69	38	12
764	Well, perhaps there is no inner you.	1.5210	0.06629	119	73	30	16
765	So you want to learn how to stand out rather than always blending in?	1.5208	0.05659	144	84	45	15
766	Looks like my 9 o'clock is a no show.	1.5207	0.06439	121	73	33	15
767	I keep getting involved with the wrong upholstery.	1.5207	0.06439	121	73	33	15
768	I don’t know. I just feel unseen.	1.5207	0.05641	121	66	47	8
769	Sometimes I just feel like nobody sees me...	1.5207	0.06221	121	71	37	13
770	You know I can still see you.	1.5203	0.06147	123	72	38	13
771	When I'm lying on this couch, it's like you can't even see me.	1.5203	0.05926	123	70	42	11
772	I feel like I've been going through a lot of changes.	1.5203	0.05579	123	67	48	8
773	You can hide from me but not from your feelings.	1.5203	0.06038	123	71	40	12
774	You understand you can be whatever you want, right?	1.5203	0.06566	123	76	30	17
775	So you're a little off color... what else?	1.5200	0.06075	125	73	39	13
776	Wait! Don't write that, I can change.	1.5200	0.06284	125	75	35	15
777	Well, judging by your symptoms I think you’re a chameleon	1.5200	0.06385	125	76	33	16
778	I'm still here.	1.5197	0.06005	127	74	40	13
779	I feel a constant pressure to blend in with my surroundings.	1.5194	0.06138	129	77	37	15
780	Hmm. I do see a pattern in your behavior.	1.5194	0.06138	129	77	37	15
781	OK,I’ll just put “undecided” for race.	1.5188	0.05401	133	73	51	9
782	And, did your mother love paisley?	1.5188	0.05904	133	78	41	14
783	You know if you “don’t show up” the hour is still billable.	1.5188	0.06094	133	80	37	16
784	Acute conformity syndrome.	1.5185	0.05934	135	80	40	15
785	Note to self: new upholstery needed.	1.5185	0.06027	135	81	38	16
786	Dr., I feel like no matter what I do, I never stand out.	1.5185	0.05934	135	80	40	15
787	When was it that you first felt that no one could see you?	1.5177	0.05568	141	81	47	13
788	You find it easy to blend in, but you like to stand out as well?	1.5177	0.05659	141	82	45	14
789	So then I said, "I just don't think you see me."	1.5177	0.05659	141	82	45	14
790	But Doc, I’m just trying to blend in.	1.5175	0.06382	114	67	35	12
791	See what I mean? It's embarrassing! Your couch makes me look like a pansy!	1.5172	0.06760	116	72	28	16
792	Wait, I thought you told me you were feeling blue	1.5172	0.06648	116	71	30	15
793	You'd think I'd have an easy time blending in at parties.	1.5169	0.05986	118	67	41	10
794	You keep repeating patterns. We should work on that.	1.5168	0.05762	149	90	41	18
795	So, Mr. Ionesco, when did you begin to notice this change?	1.5164	0.05610	122	67	47	8
796	And how did it make you feel when your mother told you to "blend in"?	1.5164	0.06400	122	74	33	15
797	So you say you often feel invisible?	1.5164	0.05962	122	70	41	11
798	It's like I become part of the furniture . . .	1.5161	0.05886	155	97	36	22
799	What do you think, Doc, is it projection or transference?	1.5161	0.06626	124	78	28	18
800	So your mother told you to blend in?	1.5161	0.06058	124	75	35	14
801	So, I understand you’re having issues blending in.	1.5159	0.05490	126	69	49	8
802	See? I told you I'd change.	1.5159	0.06545	126	79	29	18
803	I don't want to fit in, I need to fit in.	1.5159	0.05716	126	71	45	10
804	Why do you think it is you feel a constant need to change?	1.5159	0.06041	126	74	39	13
805	Blah Blah Blah-I'm more focused on that ant on your lapel	1.5156	0.06466	128	80	30	18
806	Maybe it's in your nature to always blend in?	1.5152	0.05938	132	78	40	14
807	Yes. I can see why it bothers you that people treat you like you're not there, but I don't think it's entirely their fault.	1.5147	0.05320	136	75	52	9
808	The worst is between Houndstooth and Paisley.	1.5143	0.05778	140	83	42	15
809	What do you mean by, “clear pattern emerging “?	1.5138	0.06724	109	66	30	13
810	Let me note that we're definitely seeing a pattern here.	1.5138	0.06724	109	66	30	13
811	When did you first feel the need to blend in?	1.5135	0.06382	111	65	35	11
812	I have diagnosed you with ereptile dysfunction.	1.5135	0.06876	111	69	27	15
813	Tell me more about your reptile dysfunction	1.5135	0.06509	111	66	33	12
814	Another hour wasted. Note to self: revise cancellation policy.	1.5133	0.05575	150	89	45	16
815	Hey, I'm still here!...And you suck at Sudoku.	1.5133	0.07124	113	73	22	18
816	How does the new couch make you feel?	1.5133	0.06044	113	64	40	9
817	I think if I could find a pattern I liked, everything else in my life would fall into place.	1.5133	0.06783	113	70	28	15
818	Julius, I assure you this pattern of behavior is completely normal	1.5133	0.06300	113	66	36	11
819	Patient adapts well to environment	1.5130	0.06917	115	73	25	17
820	Sometimes I feel so... invisible. (Teddy Quinn, Age 9)	1.5128	0.06717	117	73	28	16
821	Some days I just feel so invisible.	1.5128	0.06263	117	69	36	12
822	You’re not the only one who thinks they can see right through me, you know.	1.5128	0.06379	117	70	34	13
823	I can no longer see you as a patient.	1.5126	0.06070	119	69	39	11
824	Tell me more about feeling invisible.	1.5124	0.06111	121	71	38	12
825	You know, I've always struggled with fitting in.	1.5124	0.06441	121	74	32	15
826	. . . and how did that make you look?	1.5124	0.06333	121	73	34	14
827	Patient presents an extreme case of transference.	1.5124	0.06547	121	75	30	16
828	What do you mean, you think I'm hiding my true self?	1.5124	0.06111	121	71	38	12
829	This is the worst case of transference I've ever seen."	1.5124	0.06441	121	74	32	15
830	Lately, Doc, I’m blue all the time.	1.5122	0.06039	123	72	39	12
831	What if you just decided, “I’m my own person. I don’t need to blend in?”	1.5116	0.06040	129	77	38	14
832	So, you hear a voice that says, "Be the couch!" - tell me more.	1.5116	0.06428	129	81	30	18
833	I’ve never felt comfortable in my own skin	1.5108	0.05719	139	82	43	14
834	Whenever I go out I just seem to fade into the background.	1.5105	0.05944	143	88	37	18
835	So, you say that you are having trouble adjusting to your environment?	1.5103	0.05632	145	86	44	15
836	I guess my greatest fear is turning into my mother.	1.5093	0.06772	108	66	29	13
837	You must be totally transparent with me.	1.5093	0.05009	108	64	37	7
838	I was always changing to please others	1.5093	0.06772	108	66	29	13
839	Well,Doctor,it all started when Dad disappeared on us	1.5091	0.07044	110	70	24	16
840	I feel like everyone expects me to change for them... I'm starting to not recognize myself	1.5091	0.06294	110	64	36	10
841	She never seems to notice me. It's like I'm just part of the background.	1.5089	0.06213	112	65	37	10
842	Unlike you I always try to match.	1.5089	0.06590	112	68	31	13
843	Wherever life takes me, I just wanna be a great stand up Chameleon...	1.5089	0.06711	112	69	29	14
844	I don’t know doctor, I feel like I just blend in with everything and can’t seem to find my own self.	1.5089	0.06082	112	64	39	9
845	I’m tired of changing based on my surroundings	1.5088	0.06622	114	70	30	14
846	I just feel part of the furniture	1.5088	0.06135	114	66	38	10
847	‘I feel like I’m always changing myself to fit my surroundings.’	1.5088	0.06504	114	69	32	13
848	Do I ever feel blue? Depends what I’m standing next to.	1.5086	0.06421	116	70	33	13
849	Doc, it started out with just one cicada. But they're so damn delicious! No, it's not an addiction. I just can't help myself!	1.5086	0.06060	116	67	39	10
850	I guess I just have trouble feeling...seen.	1.5086	0.05807	116	65	43	8
851	Why do you try so hard to fit in?	1.5086	0.06060	116	67	39	10
852	I just wish I could stand out for once!	1.5086	0.06421	116	70	33	13
853	Schizotypal personality disorder. Lacks sense of self. Tends to blend in with surroundings.	1.5085	0.06225	118	70	36	12
854	I keep telling her I can change	1.5085	0.06340	118	71	34	13
855	If camouflaging your emotions really helped you to cope we wouldn’t be here today, would we?	1.5085	0.06225	118	70	36	12
856	Maybe it’s because my father never noticed me.	1.5082	0.06076	122	72	38	12
857	I'm not sure what my true colors are.	1.5082	0.06401	122	75	32	15
858	Because I’m a chameleon, damn it! No wonder I look florid!	1.5081	0.06005	124	73	39	12
859	So, when did you first notice this need to fit in?	1.5081	0.06427	124	77	31	16
860	So what I hear you saying is that you want to feel seen.	1.5081	0.06005	124	73	39	12
861	You seem to have an uncontrollable desire to blend in wherever you are.	1.5081	0.06005	124	73	39	12
862	So, you don't like to blend in?	1.5081	0.05309	124	72	43	9
863	Am I blue?	1.5079	0.06042	126	75	38	13
864	Your notes say that I'm cold-blooded and reptilian? That's not a diagnosis-- it is a stereotype.	1.5079	0.06042	126	75	38	13
865	I’ve never really had a problem blending in, Doc, I’ve just never truly felt seen.	1.5078	0.06371	128	80	31	17
866	I don't know who I really am anymore.	1.5078	0.05973	128	76	39	13
867	If I am cold-blooded, why do I have all these feelings?	1.5076	0.06036	132	80	37	15
868	Patient has changed since starting therapy.	1.5075	0.06062	134	82	36	16
869	So you've always wanted to just fit in?	1.5075	0.05969	134	81	38	15
870	On the contrary, I feel you do fit in.	1.5074	0.05995	136	83	37	16
871	Whenever we argue she disappears for a week.	1.5072	0.05930	138	84	38	16
872	And how long have you had this issue of always needing to blend in?	1.5053	0.06999	95	57	28	10
873	Doc, I'm tellin' ya, sometimes it's like I'm not even there.	1.5048	0.06783	105	64	29	12
874	Diagnosis: a reptile dysfunction.	1.5047	0.07438	107	71	18	18
875	Seeing the pattern is easy enough. It’s making the necessary changes that exhaust me.	1.5047	0.06689	107	65	30	12
876	Of course your mother was cold blooded. She was a reptile.	1.5046	0.06335	109	64	35	10
877	So, how did it make you feel when Geico chose the gecko over you?	1.5046	0.06662	109	69	26	14
878	And which one of you am I seeing today?	1.5045	0.06253	111	65	36	10
879	The first step is the willingness to to change.	1.5045	0.06253	111	65	36	10
880	I have to say, I'm not crazy about the new upholstery.	1.5044	0.06784	113	71	27	15
881	Your decorating scheme is making me psychotic.	1.5044	0.06174	113	66	37	10
882	Watch your tongue!	1.5043	0.06579	115	71	30	14
883	I think you adapt too easily!	1.5043	0.06579	115	71	30	14
884	I feel like I'm in a state of constant change...	1.5043	0.06579	115	71	30	14
885	Nice Jacket!”	1.5043	0.06462	115	70	32	13
886	It’s always great at first. But then it’s like I’m invisible or something.	1.5043	0.06462	115	70	32	13
887	I’d appreciate it if you reupholstered.	1.5043	0.06098	115	67	38	10
888	If my wife calls, you didn't see me.	1.5043	0.06495	117	72	31	14
889	Ah, yes, there seems to be a pattern developing.	1.5043	0.06264	117	70	35	12
890	What do you mean “patient didn’t show up?”	1.5043	0.06607	117	73	29	15
891	I Wish I Didn’t Always Try to Blend In, Doc.	1.5042	0.05952	119	69	40	10
892	I understand your need to blend in, but sometimes you simply need to be more assertive.	1.5041	0.05999	121	71	39	11
893	Well, I’m definitely starting to see a pattern.”	1.5041	0.06040	123	73	38	12
894	I don’t do well with change.	1.5041	0.05815	123	71	42	10
895	So, let me get this right, you DON'T want to change, is that it?	1.5040	0.05861	125	73	41	11
896	Don’t worry, breaking unwanted patterns is a struggle for many.	1.5040	0.06286	125	77	33	15
897	I have a need to fit in.	1.5039	0.05576	127	72	46	9
898	Patient has an identity crisis.	1.5039	0.05625	129	74	45	10
899	What do you mean you don't feel seen?	1.5036	0.05719	139	83	42	14
900	How long have you had this overwhelming need to avoid standing out?	1.5035	0.05690	143	86	42	15
901	The receptionist told me that the doctor will see me now. Can you?	1.5000	0.05734	108	67	31	10
902	I see. So you’re worried that you just don’t seem to stand out in a crowd.	1.5000	0.06303	116	70	34	12
903	Doc, I've been suffering from reptile dysfunction.	1.5000	0.06468	128	82	28	18
904	I'm not sure where you are on the spectrum.	1.5000	0.05949	112	64	40	8
905	She said I wasn't being transparent enough	1.5000	0.06425	110	66	33	11
906	How can I commit to a relationship when I cannot commit even to a colour?	1.5000	0.05866	118	68	41	9
907	I bet I’d look better in plaid.	1.5000	0.06262	104	60	36	8
908	Latin for bug. Five letters.	1.5000	0.06409	104	61	34	9
909	Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you had already gone...	1.5000	0.06421	116	71	32	13
910	I’ve changed	1.5000	0.06008	114	66	39	9
911	Why do you think you have this compulsive need to blend in?	1.5000	0.05874	134	81	39	14
912	I was supposed to have a patient come in 10 minutes ago but he's nowhere to be seen"	1.5000	0.06464	106	63	33	10
913	Doctor I'm going through a lot of changes	1.5000	0.05917	120	70	40	10
914	Classic paranoiac. Patient is always looking out for danger and exhibits a tendency to fade into his surroundings.	1.5000	0.06342	112	67	34	11
915	"Another no-show. Every week at this time."	1.5000	0.06601	106	64	31	11
916	Just stay off my sport jacket.	1.5000	0.06160	110	64	37	9
917	Before we start, I’m required by my designer to inform you that his pattern is copyrighted, and any commercial use is expressly prohibited.	1.5000	0.06192	102	58	37	7
918	Those pants do not go with that jacket.	1.5000	0.06623	114	71	29	14
919	Are you Crazy? I'm supposed to remain calm when I'm facing imminent extinction.	1.5000	0.06214	112	66	36	10
920	So ... why do you think you want to be a couch?	1.5000	0.06643	126	82	25	19
921	It’s more than just skin deep, I’ve realized I’m seriously a product of my environment	1.5000	0.06220	124	76	34	14
922	I just can’t seem to meet anyone else who’s open to change	1.5000	0.06105	130	80	35	15
923	Dr. Kotnick sometimes felt like his sofa was watching him.	1.5000	0.07250	106	69	21	16
924	Mirroring? But that’s what my last therapist said.	1.5000	0.06554	110	67	31	12
925	It's been downhill ever since I was passed over for the Geico commercial.	1.4964	0.06052	137	86	34	17
926	I know I've been telling you to adapt to new environments, but is a bit much.	1.4962	0.06002	133	82	36	15
927	Nobody notices me, Doctor. ... I say, NOBODY NOTICES ME.	1.4962	0.06002	133	82	36	15
928	It's so seldom that the delusion itself comes in for counseling.	1.4962	0.05773	131	78	41	12
929	I see a pattern . . .	1.4962	0.05873	131	79	39	13
930	So what I’m hearing is that you feel like nobody sees the real you... Oh. Guess he left.	1.4962	0.05973	131	80	37	14
931	At least I don't mix plaids and stripes!"	1.4961	0.06410	127	81	29	17
932	You always seem to be so flowery here, but so dark and grey on the street. Would you like to talk about that...	1.4958	0.06301	119	73	33	13
933	Sometimes, I feel like I am disappearing	1.4957	0.05774	117	67	42	8
934	Patient exhibits too much willingness to change.	1.4957	0.06098	115	68	37	10
935	So you’ve always found it difficult to stand out?	1.4957	0.06807	115	74	25	16
936	I feel like I just don’t blend in.	1.4957	0.06098	115	68	37	10
937	Ironic, but it appears you have multiple personality disorder.	1.4957	0.06462	115	71	31	13
938	I always feel pushed into the background	1.4956	0.05497	113	62	46	5
939	Doc, this couch has made a big imprint on me	1.4955	0.06510	111	68	31	12
940	I used to be an exotic pet now I just feel invisible	1.4955	0.05986	111	64	39	8
941	I think I'm learning how to cope with change.	1.4955	0.05986	111	64	39	8
942	I just feel invisible sometimes, doc.	1.4954	0.05919	109	62	40	7
943	I’m contemplating how I’d look in your sport coat.	1.4954	0.06200	109	64	36	9
944	I feel like I blend in too much...	1.4954	0.06200	109	64	36	9
945	All the color has gone out of my life .	1.4954	0.06726	109	68	28	13
946	Another no-show! Well you're getting a bill anyway!	1.4953	0.06820	107	67	27	13
947	My boss keeps telling me he wants me to stand out more at work but it's just not in my nature.	1.4952	0.06366	105	62	34	9
948	Finally. A moment to myself.	1.4952	0.06508	105	63	32	10
949	I just never really stand out	1.4951	0.06304	103	60	35	8
950	In this session I’d like you to tell me a little more about your background.	1.4951	0.06151	103	69	21	13
951	I just never feel comfortable in my own skin	1.4948	0.06239	97	55	36	6
952	I don't know what to do, Doc. I told her, "I can change, I promise," but she said that was part of the problem.	1.4924	0.06036	132	82	35	15
953	What do you mean people don't notice you?	1.4921	0.06146	126	78	34	14
954	And what motivated you to go into politics?	1.4919	0.06528	124	80	27	17
955	And how long have you felt this pressure to "blend in"?	1.4919	0.06113	124	76	35	13
956	Does this couch make me look fat?	1.4918	0.06295	122	76	32	14
957	I'm afraid you're trying too hard to blend in.	1.4918	0.06186	122	75	34	13
958	I wonder if he realizes I’m here.	1.4918	0.06186	122	75	34	13
959	I'm tired of changing all of the time.	1.4918	0.06295	122	76	32	14
960	Tell me more about this fear of tartan...	1.4917	0.06149	120	73	35	12
961	How does one fix a compulsive need to blend in?	1.4917	0.06373	120	75	31	14
962	It's like most people don't even see me.	1.4915	0.06225	118	72	34	12
963	I no longer recognize myself.	1.4915	0.06225	118	72	34	12
964	Do you have a more masculine sofa we could use?	1.4915	0.06225	118	72	34	12
965	Lately, I've been feeling a lot of pressure to blend in.	1.4915	0.06107	118	71	36	11
966	Sometimes I feel as if I'm invisible	1.4914	0.06183	116	70	35	11
967	It’s no use trying, Doc. Change is the only constant.	1.4914	0.05935	116	68	39	9
968	Adapt to my surroundings...AGAIN?	1.4914	0.06060	116	69	37	10
969	...He just looked right through me. Like I wasn’t even there	1.4914	0.06421	116	72	31	13
970	Listen doc, after all these years, I don’t really feel like blending in anymore. Can you help me?	1.4912	0.06383	114	70	32	12
971	They just don't recognize me for who I really am.	1.4912	0.06383	114	70	32	12
972	I look a lot better in paisley.	1.4912	0.06261	114	69	34	11
973	I just feel like I am invisible.... hey are you listening to me?!?	1.4912	0.06504	114	71	30	13
974	I know,I know Doc,I gotta stop repeating these patterns...	1.4912	0.06622	114	72	28	14
975	If you’re tired of always blending in to the background, you might also try glasses and a bow tie to stand out a bit.	1.4912	0.06135	114	68	36	10
976	Good work, but I said try blending in with others	1.4912	0.06383	114	70	32	12
977	Why do you not feel seen?	1.4911	0.06082	112	66	37	9
978	Do you recall when this compulsion to blend in first started?	1.4911	0.06467	112	69	31	12
979	When did you stop seeing each other?	1.4909	0.06553	110	68	30	12
980	I've just never felt comfortable in my own skin.	1.4907	0.06170	108	66	32	10
981	I tried sitting on bright colors,but I'm still blue.	1.4907	0.06377	108	65	33	10
982	Sometimes I think no one ever really sees me.	1.4907	0.06898	108	69	25	14
983	Any progress on the “wallflower” front?	1.4906	0.06735	106	66	28	12
984	Don't move - there's a fly on your bow tie.	1.4906	0.06463	106	64	32	10
985	I don't fit in.	1.4906	0.06032	106	61	38	7
986	So, how long have you felt unseen?	1.4906	0.05881	106	60	40	6
987	My partner says I’ve changed	1.4904	0.06261	104	61	35	8
988	So, tell me about these feelings you have that no one ever notices you.	1.4902	0.06497	102	61	32	9
989	I try so hard to stand out but they never notice	1.4902	0.06346	102	60	34	8
990	So, why do you think you always repeat this pattern?	1.4902	0.06790	102	63	28	11
991	Does this come in any other color?	1.4900	0.06113	100	57	37	6
992	I think I see a pattern.	1.4900	0.06590	100	60	31	9
993	They say it's impostor syndrome.	1.4900	0.06113	100	57	37	6
994	It’s a new couch, it blends well with the patient	1.4898	0.06526	98	58	32	8
995	Have you ever considered that you may be projecting?	1.4898	0.06686	98	59	30	9
996	Did I mention I'm non-binary?	1.4896	0.07101	96	60	25	11
997	Tell you about my background?	1.4885	0.06353	131	85	28	18
998	It appears you are very susceptible to your environment.	1.4884	0.05939	129	79	37	13
999	Do you think all this time, I’ve been hiding from myself?	1.4882	0.05686	127	75	42	10
1000	It could be worse. I could be wearing that jacket.	1.4874	0.05951	119	71	38	10
1001	If your mother were a color, what color would she be?	1.4874	0.06186	119	73	34	12
1002	I know it's a cool party trick, but sometimes I just want to feel seen.	1.4872	0.06494	117	74	29	14
1003	Sometimes, I just don't feel seen.	1.4872	0.05899	117	69	39	9
1004	I don't know, doc, but I just have this overwhelming need to blend in.	1.4872	0.06494	117	74	29	14
1005	I just wish she would notice me.	1.4872	0.06379	117	73	31	13
1006	I have this need to just blend in	1.4870	0.05970	115	68	38	9
1007	So you've never felt like you fit in.	1.4870	0.06097	115	69	36	10
1008	Maybe your are trying to fit in too hard.	1.4870	0.06461	115	72	30	13
1009	Another no-show...	1.4870	0.06342	115	71	32	12
1010	I think changing your zoom background will solve a lot of your problems.	1.4867	0.06424	113	70	31	12
1011	No one ever seems to notice me.	1.4867	0.06300	113	69	33	11
1012	But do you vant to change?	1.4865	0.06634	111	70	28	13
1013	Really? I tried changing colors, but we’re in a black and white cartoon	1.4865	0.06509	111	69	30	12
1014	I'm feeling dizzy. Do you have anything in tan leather?	1.4865	0.06120	111	66	36	9
1015	I'm tired of blending in all the time, Doc. Doc?	1.4865	0.06876	111	72	24	15
1016	Another no-show. Discharge patient from caseload.	1.4865	0.06634	111	70	28	13
1017	" I really need a change of scenery.	1.4862	0.06467	109	67	31	11
1018	Doctor,my husband doesn’t see me anymore	1.4862	0.06850	109	70	25	14
1019	One of the hallmarks of a psychopath is being able to hide in plain sight.	1.4862	0.06060	109	64	37	8
1020	And then she called me cold-blooded.	1.4860	0.07196	107	71	20	16
1021	I want people to know my true colors	1.4860	0.05992	107	62	38	7
1022	I just need to know if you see the real me.	1.4857	0.06364	105	63	33	9
1023	And that's why I was offended when he chose ‘True Colors,’ as his karaoke song.	1.4857	0.06506	105	64	31	10
1024	You are not hiding from me, you are just hiding from yourself.	1.4857	0.06506	105	64	31	10
1025	I just feel like a creature of my environment.	1.4857	0.06646	105	65	29	11
1026	Any other side effects?	1.4854	0.06740	103	64	28	11
1027	Would you say, then, that you are easily influenced?	1.4854	0.06149	103	60	36	7
1028	Interesting. And what do you think coloured that experience for you?	1.4854	0.06740	103	64	28	11
1029	Even after paying $250 an hour, I still feel invisible.	1.4854	0.06452	103	62	32	9
1030	Tell me about the first time you felt you weren't seen.	1.4854	0.06452	103	62	32	9
1031	Tell me more about this struggle to feel seen.	1.4851	0.05579	134	80	43	11
1032	I swear it’s the couch that’s copying me, not the other way around!	1.4848	0.06479	99	59	32	8
1033	Can we skip over the rest of my mom stuff and move on to the metamorphosis?	1.4848	0.06940	99	62	26	11
1034	my friends say i’m changing…	1.4848	0.06479	99	59	32	8
1035	In every relationship I change until I don't recognize myself anymore.	1.4845	0.06892	97	60	27	10
1036	Don’t we all just want to be seen?	1.4842	0.06998	95	59	26	10
1037	Tell me, how is this uncontrollable urge to blend in manifesting itself?	1.4839	0.07108	93	58	25	10
1038	Patient exhibits extreme codependency with my couch...	1.4836	0.06185	122	76	33	13
1039	Patient quite shy, too apt to get lost in his surroundings. Recommendation: change of scenery.	1.4831	0.06452	118	75	29	14
1040	I just feel invisible sometimes.	1.4828	0.06760	116	76	24	16
1041	If you wore stripes with checks to confuse me it’s working	1.4825	0.06382	114	71	31	12
1042	My father was a cross dresser.	1.4821	0.05947	112	66	38	8
1043	Getting a divorce, starting a new job, and turning into a flowery pattern -- that's a lot of change to deal with.	1.4821	0.06340	112	69	32	11
1044	Highly impressionable; no stable sense of self.	1.4818	0.06292	110	67	33	10
1045	Are you hiding from the world or are you hiding from yourself?	1.4818	0.06158	110	66	35	9
1046	Have you tried changing your surroundings?	1.4818	0.06551	110	69	29	12
1047	It’s like he can’t even see me...	1.4818	0.06423	110	68	31	11
1048	I see - your mother's striped couch made you feel like an inmate	1.4815	0.07267	81	49	25	7
1049	People either ignore me or don't see me.	1.4815	0.06641	108	68	28	12
1050	And then they made me pose in front of a Picasso.	1.4815	0.06897	108	70	24	14
1051	Doc...I’ve been having challenges finding my own identity.	1.4815	0.06097	108	64	36	8
1052	There are just so many changes happening in my life.	1.4811	0.06461	106	65	31	10
1053	I fit in everywhere.	1.4811	0.06733	106	67	27	12
1054	How do you feel when I say "Burberry" or "Scottish kilts"?	1.4811	0.06599	106	66	29	11
1055	And why do you think it is you never feel seen?	1.4811	0.06029	106	62	37	7
1056	I’m paying $200 for this guy to tell me I’m not adaptable enough?!	1.4811	0.06177	106	63	35	8
1057	I just feel so invisible all the time.	1.4808	0.06406	104	63	32	9
1058	Let's talk about your adaptive behaviors.	1.4808	0.06550	104	64	30	10
1059	Noticing me yet?	1.4808	0.05953	104	60	38	6
1060	What do you mean by ‘unstable sense of identity’?	1.4808	0.06406	104	63	32	9
1061	You call it a coping mechanism, I call it fashion.	1.4808	0.04827	104	66	31	7
1062	I sense you're hiding something from me	1.4808	0.06259	104	62	34	8
1063	So your wife then said that you finally showed your true colours	1.4808	0.06550	104	64	30	10
1064	Change: It's inevitable.	1.4804	0.06787	102	64	27	11
1065	You mind if I sit in your lap, I’m feeling tartan	1.4803	0.06408	127	83	27	17
1066	How often do you want to crawl under a rock?	1.4800	0.06432	100	60	32	8
1067	That's your karma, Chameleon.	1.4800	0.06273	100	59	34	7
1068	And for how long have you felt this need to fit in?	1.4800	0.06273	100	59	34	7
1069	I'm just trying to fit in.	1.4800	0.06887	100	63	26	11
1070	I said, you can come in now	1.4800	0.06587	100	61	30	9
1071	You’re right. I think I’m projecting.	1.4797	0.06038	123	76	35	12
1072	Patient terminated due to repeated absences.	1.4796	0.06443	98	61	28	9
1073	I have been accused of being a lounge lizard.	1.4796	0.07429	98	65	19	14
1074	My prognosis: You're too matchy-matchy.	1.4796	0.06361	98	58	33	7
1075	He treats me like I'm part of the furniture	1.4796	0.06839	98	61	27	10
1076	I’m just always trying so hard to blend in.	1.4796	0.06683	98	60	29	9
1077	I'm beginning to see some recognizable patterns.	1.4792	0.06102	96	55	36	5
1078	Just relax and try to be yourself	1.4792	0.06012	96	57	33	6
1079	When will I stop changing myself for others?!	1.4792	0.06783	96	59	28	9
1080	So tell me, why do you feel you don’t ‘fit in’ with your surroundings?	1.4790	0.06068	119	73	35	11
1081	But Mother always told me I could be anything I wanted to be.	1.4790	0.05949	119	72	37	10
1082	She says I don't stand out enough.	1.4787	0.06718	94	57	29	8
1083	So is cold blooded . . . a bad thing?	1.4787	0.06886	94	58	27	9
1084	But this is what makes me stand out!	1.4787	0.06546	94	56	31	7
1085	People treat me like I'm wallpaper.	1.4786	0.06021	117	71	36	10
1086	Liz Chameleon... No show again!	1.4783	0.07163	92	58	24	10
1087	I’m sorry about nodding off. I thought you left.	1.4783	0.06218	115	71	33	11
1088	My conforming to others has definitely become a pattern.	1.4783	0.06095	115	70	35	10
1089	Do you often feel like you're invisible?	1.4779	0.05494	113	64	44	5
1090	Do you see a pattern in my behavior?	1.4779	0.05909	113	67	38	8
1091	So you say you feel invisible	1.4779	0.06298	113	70	32	11
1092	So you're looking for a mate who will show her true colors?	1.4775	0.06184	111	70	30	11
1093	I see you and you still owe 200 dollars.	1.4771	0.06464	109	68	30	11
1094	What's your favorite color?	1.4771	0.06594	109	69	28	12
1095	Of course I can pay; would you like grasshoppers, locusts or beetles?	1.4766	0.06552	107	67	29	11
1096	I’m starting to see a pattern developing with you	1.4766	0.06416	107	66	31	10
1097	I feel as if I just blend into the scenery; nobody notices me.	1.4766	0.06277	107	65	33	9
1098	It’s so refreshing to work with someone who embraces change.	1.4766	0.06816	107	69	25	13
1099	I’ve got a zebra as a patient who would kill to have your ability.	1.4762	0.06504	105	65	30	10
1100	I’m feeling invisible right now.	1.4762	0.06216	105	63	34	8
1101	This is our second session and you've already diagnosed me as being cold blooded?	1.4762	0.06216	105	63	34	8
1102	I just don't feel I can be myself around others, I'm always hiding my true colors.	1.4762	0.06216	105	63	34	8
1103	I’m having trouble handling all the changes in my life.	1.4762	0.06216	105	63	34	8
1104	No, it's this COUCH that's driving me crazy!	1.4758	0.06216	124	79	31	14
1105	.......so you feel unseen? Wait. Where did you go?	1.4757	0.06449	103	63	31	9
1106	It's the same recurrent nightmare...I'm running for mayor of New York City.	1.4757	0.07149	103	68	21	14
1107	Well doc, what do you think? Can I change?	1.4757	0.06449	103	63	31	9
1108	Perhaps the problem is that you're too impressionable.`	1.4754	0.05845	122	74	38	10
1109	No one seems to notice me	1.4754	0.05608	122	72	42	8
1110	Could you have found a simpler pattern?	1.4752	0.06229	101	60	34	7
1111	I usually don't see patients like you.	1.4747	0.06315	99	59	33	7
1112	Are you lusting over my plaid or my stripes?	1.4747	0.07084	99	64	23	12
1113	Why do you think your contributions at the office go unnoticed?	1.4747	0.06787	99	62	27	10
1114	I’d just really like to feel SEEN, you know?	1.4747	0.06633	99	61	29	9
1115	And since he started doing all those car insurance commercials, I just started blending into the background.	1.4746	0.05983	118	72	36	10
1116	Mind if I try on your jacket?	1.4742	0.06888	97	61	26	10
1117	I feel like no one ever notices me	1.4742	0.06888	97	61	26	10
1118	You'll never stand out of you keep trying to blend in.	1.4741	0.06178	116	72	33	11
1119	My personal strength is my ability to adapt, but I just don’t feel comfortable in my own skin.	1.4741	0.06056	116	71	35	10
1120	There I go again, falling into the same old patterns.	1.4737	0.05805	133	83	37	13
1121	I’m tired of pretending to be someone I’m not.	1.4737	0.05872	114	68	38	8
1122	I see. You think your background makes it difficult to get noticed?	1.4732	0.06208	112	69	33	10
1123	I can’t believe he missed another appointment!	1.4729	0.05935	129	81	35	13
1124	…and how would you describe your coping skills in high stress situations?	1.4727	0.06420	110	69	30	11
1125	Yes, yes, you have to want to change, but I think you're taking that a too literally.	1.4725	0.06507	91	54	31	6
1126	My father was a chameleon and my mother was an upholsterer. Anyway, I feel really comfortable in your office, doc.	1.4725	0.07219	91	58	23	10
1127	I feel like nobody sees the real me, Doc.	1.4722	0.06506	108	68	29	11
1128	Problem is, I'm always blending in.	1.4722	0.06506	108	68	29	11
1129	When did you realize you were so cold-blooded.?	1.4722	0.06506	108	68	29	11
1130	I keep trying to stand out, but i still don’t feel seen.	1.4722	0.06767	108	70	25	13
1131	I can no longer keep up with the changes around me	1.4722	0.06894	108	71	23	14
1132	Patient describes feeling uncomfortable in his own skin.	1.4719	0.07163	89	56	24	9
1133	Thank God. I thought he’d never leave.	1.4719	0.06797	89	54	28	7
1134	Once again Mr. Chameleon is a No-Show.	1.4717	0.06317	106	65	32	9
1135	I just feel like I always blend in and no one sees me, Doc.	1.4717	0.06026	106	63	36	7
1136	I feel I'm disappearing	1.4717	0.05875	106	62	38	6
1137	So you are here because your mother was cold blooded and just walked away when you were born?	1.4717	0.06595	106	67	28	11
1138	Yesterday you seemed a little blue...”	1.4717	0.06730	106	68	26	12
1139	I guess it’s a defence mechanism.	1.4717	0.06862	106	69	24	13
1140	I’m just feeling a little off color lately.	1.4717	0.06458	106	66	30	10
1141	Tell me more about these feelings of fading into the background and your inability to stand out...	1.4717	0.06595	106	67	28	11
1142	To start us off, can you give me a little background?	1.4712	0.06547	104	65	29	10
1143	I just seem to have had the blues for a while now. And the greens, and the reds, and the purples...	1.4712	0.06547	104	65	29	10
1144	I believe your issue of not wanting to be seen stems from a reptile dysfunction	1.4712	0.06826	104	67	25	12
1145	You say you struggle with fitting in but I just don't see that being the issue here	1.4712	0.06403	104	64	31	9
1146	i just wanna be seen, doc.	1.4712	0.06547	104	65	29	10
1147	But Geico really CAN save you 15% or more!	1.4706	0.06639	102	64	28	10
1148	Have you been through any changes recently?	1.4706	0.06340	102	62	32	8
1149	You should become more assertive and not try to blend in.	1.4706	0.06185	102	61	34	7
1150	Since the pandemic, my family says I've changed.	1.4706	0.05825	119	72	38	9
1151	I feel like I just blend in, I wish I could stand out.	1.4706	0.05825	119	72	38	9
1152	Psst! I’ve been waiting for twenty minutes - stop acting like you don’t see me!	1.4700	0.06884	100	64	25	11
1153	You seem much more comfortable already.	1.4700	0.06106	100	59	35	6
1154	Have you ever considered going into politics?	1.4694	0.06679	98	61	28	9
1155	The color of your skin shouldn't matter, but in your case , it does.	1.4694	0.06835	98	62	26	10
1156	You see, it's a defense mechanism.	1.4694	0.06987	98	63	24	11
1157	Stripes and plaid! And a bow tie! Man, you need to see a shrink!!	1.4694	0.06987	98	63	24	11
1158	So, you’re telling me you’re having a hard time standing out?	1.4694	0.06679	98	61	28	9
1159	Sometimes a fly is just a fly	1.4694	0.06987	98	63	24	11
1160	Day 3: It is still there, but now it mocks my sense of décor.	1.4694	0.06987	98	63	24	11
1161	But for me, isn't normal to listen to my reptile brain?	1.4694	0.06835	98	62	26	10
1162	Your inferiority complex causes an overwhelming need for you to conform and blend in.	1.4690	0.05906	113	68	37	8
1163	When you said you felt invisible to the world, I thought it was all in your head. My apologies.	1.4690	0.06168	113	70	33	10
1164	I feel like I have been trying to fit in my whole life	1.4690	0.06168	113	70	33	10
1165	You feel that others don't notice you; they treat you like you are just part of the background.	1.4688	0.06939	96	61	25	10
1166	I think my issue is I’m trying too hard to fit in	1.4688	0.06779	96	60	27	9
1167	I feel that I’m undergoing real change.	1.4685	0.06246	111	69	32	10
1168	I used to have a colourful life, you know!	1.4685	0.06503	111	71	28	12
1169	I'm referring your condition to a dermatologist.	1.4681	0.07046	94	60	24	10
1170	I’m afraid that I’ll never show my true colors.	1.4681	0.06714	94	58	28	8
1171	I want to create an environment where you can feel seen	1.4679	0.04712	109	75	24	10
1172	I feel like nobody knows THE REAL me.	1.4679	0.06328	109	68	31	10
1173	I just can't stop trying to fit in	1.4677	0.05424	124	73	44	7
1174	So you don't feel seen...	1.4677	0.04782	124	83	30	11
1175	It’s like everybody sees right through me doc	1.4677	0.05888	124	77	36	11
1176	You do realize that stripes and plaids don't work. You really need to try harder to blend in.	1.4674	0.06990	92	58	25	9
1177	A good start but next week we'll aim for plaid.	1.4674	0.06990	92	58	25	9
1178	I guess I can't camouflage my feelings.	1.4673	0.05986	107	64	36	7
1179	You need to learn to assert yourself against the pressures of your environment	1.4673	0.06131	107	65	34	8
1180	What do you mean ‘imposter syndrome?’	1.4673	0.06941	107	71	22	14
1181	I just feel like no one notices me.	1.4672	0.06179	122	78	31	13
1182	All I want is to be seen.	1.4667	0.06741	90	55	28	7
1183	It says you suffer from multiple material disorder	1.4667	0.07102	90	57	24	9
1184	Sir, do you feel like you have problems when adapting to certain environments, then?	1.4667	0.06553	90	54	30	6
1185	‘I just feel like I don’t not fit in anywhere’	1.4667	0.05909	105	62	37	6
1186	I don’t want to show my feelings	1.4667	0.07276	90	58	22	10
1187	Sometimes I feel like a couch	1.4667	0.06741	90	55	28	7
1188	They just don't see me!	1.4661	0.05980	118	73	35	10
1189	You haven’t changed much since the last time I saw you	1.4661	0.05980	118	73	35	10
1190	I'm noticing a pattern.	1.4660	0.05985	103	61	36	6
1191	I’m just so tired of trying to be who people want me to be…	1.4660	0.06295	103	63	32	8
1192	Doc, I don't know why everyone seems to just look right through me.	1.4660	0.05905	103	63	33	7
1193	Tell me, what makes you think you don't fit in?	1.4660	0.06444	103	64	30	9
1194	After years of therapy, it dawned on Henry that he was still a lizard.	1.4660	0.06873	103	67	24	12
1195	To get over your insecurity I suggest you sit on a tiger skin	1.4659	0.06848	88	54	27	7
1196	So your career anxiety and xenophobia stems from the success of a cockney gecko selling insurance to Americans?"	1.4659	0.07219	88	56	23	9
1197	So the Gecko got the part instead of you.	1.4655	0.06529	116	76	26	14
1198	I just don't feel comfortable in my own skin.	1.4655	0.06295	116	74	30	12
1199	You’re right. I can’t keep repeating this pattern.	1.4655	0.06865	116	79	20	17
1200	Just because you can hide from me doesn’t mean you can hide from your feelings.	1.4655	0.06529	116	76	26	14
1201	Exhibits patterns of imitational behavior and keeps changing his story.	1.4653	0.06381	101	62	31	8
1202	I just think we have different definitions of the word “maladaptive”	1.4653	0.06063	101	60	35	6
1203	... feelings of invisibility and abandonment in the desert.	1.4653	0.06381	101	62	31	8
1204	People don’t see me for who I am!	1.4653	0.06381	101	62	31	8
1205	The more he changes, the more he stays the same.	1.4651	0.07341	86	55	22	9
1206	Sometimes I feel like I don't blend in.	1.4651	0.06759	86	52	28	6
1207	Why do you feel you can't blend in?	1.4649	0.06252	114	72	31	11
1208	And your mother said you’d never blend in? I think we’re getting somewhere.	1.4649	0.05999	114	70	35	9
1209	My wife says I'm not the same guy she married.	1.4646	0.06932	99	64	24	11
1210	Please don’t project on my couch	1.4646	0.06060	99	61	31	7
1211	This chaise really suits me.	1.4643	0.05939	112	68	36	8
1212	It’s like nobody REALLY sees me, ya know?	1.4643	0.06333	112	71	30	11
1213	Do you find that you often make yourself invisible to those around you?	1.4643	0.07074	84	52	25	7
1214	I feel that sometimes I just blend into the background.	1.4643	0.06459	112	72	28	12
1215	At parties I started out as a wallflower. Now I'm just part of the furniture"	1.4643	0.06204	112	70	32	10
1216	Why do I always have to be the one to adapt	1.4643	0.06657	84	50	29	5
1217	There are chameleon reasons why I hide my true colors.	1.4643	0.06869	84	51	27	6
1218	Everyone passes me by like I'm not even there!	1.4640	0.05741	125	77	38	10
1219	I agree, Mrs. Kablonski, that you're unusually adept at that. But, we're talking about lasting change.	1.4639	0.06564	97	60	29	8
1220	Is it just me or do you also detect a pattern?	1.4639	0.06398	97	59	31	7
1221	I just desperately want to be seen.	1.4639	0.06726	97	61	27	9
1222	I see by your background you are not one to draw attention to yourself.	1.4639	0.07038	97	63	23	11
1223	Your couch is giving me a migraine.	1.4639	0.06884	97	62	25	10
1224	I’m not having an identity crisis, doctor . . . I’m just inconspicuous!	1.4639	0.06726	97	61	27	9
1225	We can’t make progress when you’re camouflaging your feelings.	1.4636	0.06150	110	68	33	9
1226	And how does that upholstery make you feel?	1.4636	0.06416	110	70	29	11
1227	So you say that nobody knows what a Karma Chameleon is anymore?	1.4632	0.06491	95	58	30	7
1228	It sounds like you were acting from your lizard brain....uhhh, I mean, your id.	1.4632	0.06661	95	59	28	8
1229	Did you forget I was here?	1.4632	0.06661	95	59	28	8
1230	If only there was a fly on the wall.	1.4632	0.06316	95	57	32	6
1231	I don't know doc. I feel like blending in is my way of keeping safe.	1.4632	0.06491	95	58	30	7
1232	I just keep repeating the same old patterns.	1.4632	0.06989	95	61	24	10
1233	At parties I just seem to fade into the background.	1.4630	0.06089	108	66	34	8
1234	Sometimes a lizard is just a lizard.	1.4630	0.04145	108	72	29	7
1235	Did you say what’s my background?!	1.4630	0.06230	108	67	32	9
1236	Don’t worry, it’s natural to want to blend in.	1.4630	0.06089	108	66	34	8
1237	Remember, change comes from within, Todd	1.4628	0.05755	121	74	38	9
1238	So you're saying that trying to blend in isn't working for you?	1.4624	0.06932	93	59	25	9
1239	So why do you feel you always have to blend in?	1.4624	0.06587	93	57	29	7
1240	My diagnosis is that you have been trying to camouflage your worries for a bit too long.	1.4624	0.06407	93	56	31	6
1241	Psychologist's note: patient never showed for appointment.	1.4623	0.06168	106	65	33	8
1242	We need to talk about your defense mechanisms.	1.4623	0.06312	106	66	31	9
1243	It's chameleon with an 'H"".	1.4623	0.06312	106	66	31	9
1244	That’s what we call a Freudian slip-cover	1.4623	0.06168	106	65	33	8
1245	What I’m hearing is that you feel unseen.	1.4622	0.05442	119	70	43	6
1246	Everyone is nice at first, but then it's like they don't even see me.	1.4615	0.06683	104	67	26	11
1247	Finally a client who is how they appear.	1.4615	0.06686	91	56	28	7
1248	I can change, you say?	1.4615	0.06683	104	67	26	11
1249	Patient feels unseen....	1.4615	0.05585	130	80	40	10
1250	Hide from me all you want, but you'll never hide from yourself.	1.4615	0.07042	91	58	24	9
1251	Always blending in isn't the worst problem you could have, Henry.	1.4609	0.06211	115	73	31	11
1252	I feel like I’m finally changing but no one can see it.	1.4608	0.06021	102	61	35	6
1253	You're either mirroring or projecting	1.4607	0.07157	89	57	23	9
1254	What do you mean I really have to want to change...	1.4607	0.07505	89	59	19	11
1255	Hey man, it's not invisibility—it's camouflage. Are you even looking?	1.4607	0.06790	89	55	27	7
1256	If I curl up on your lap, I can tell you more about my checkered past.	1.4607	0.06976	89	56	25	8
1257	I feel like I’m getting better at fitting in.	1.4600	0.06578	100	63	28	9
1258	This is the third week in a row he’s missed a session.	1.4600	0.06878	100	65	24	11
1259	I'm tired of blending in wherever I go...	1.4600	0.06578	100	63	28	9
1260	Sounds like maybe you need a change of environment.	1.4600	0.06100	100	60	34	6
1261	I change whether I want to or not.	1.4600	0.06264	100	61	32	7
1262	I am just so tired of trying to fit in.	1.4600	0.06578	100	63	28	9
1263	I can’t help blending in	1.4600	0.06100	100	60	34	6
1264	Non binary, Iguana was my birth specie, but as you can see I’m transitioning	1.4600	0.07306	100	68	18	14
1265	Note to self: Need to reupholster patient couch.	1.4598	0.07276	87	56	22	9
1266	Do me a favor.... can we go back to the leather couch.	1.4595	0.06499	111	72	27	12
1267	I am sensing reptile dysfunction.	1.4595	0.06624	111	73	25	13
1268	How does being so easily influenced make you feel?	1.4592	0.06351	98	60	31	7
1269	Would not want to be a fly on the wall in this room.	1.4592	0.06674	98	62	27	9
1270	Patient has mysteriously disappeared.	1.4592	0.06351	98	60	31	7
1271	No matter how hard I try, I can’t stop pretending to be something I’m not.	1.4592	0.06351	98	60	31	7
1272	Yes, it’s a very impressive defense mechanism, but now let’s move on to something else.	1.4592	0.06514	98	61	29	8
1273	« I’ve always had this feeling that people don’t see the real Me... »	1.4592	0.06674	98	62	27	9
1274	I’m just so afraid of change. What if people see the real me, you know?	1.4592	0.06829	98	63	25	10
1275	Ooooh. Stripes and checks. That would feel weird!	1.4588	0.06809	85	52	27	6
1276	When did this change come upon you?	1.4588	0.07209	85	54	23	8
1277	I really hate change, Doc.	1.4588	0.07209	85	54	23	8
1278	So is that you can't stop feeling blue, or that you can't stop being blue?	1.4588	0.07770	85	57	17	11
1279	The only permanent thing in life is change, you know.	1.4588	0.06493	85	53	26	6
1280	I'm sensing this is a pattern for you	1.4588	0.06809	85	52	27	6
1281	I don't know why but I've never felt like I stood out	1.4588	0.06809	85	52	27	6
1282	It's hard to find myself when blending in comes so easy to me	1.4588	0.07770	85	57	17	11
1283	I feel like I fit in everywhere, but do I _belong_ anywhere?	1.4587	0.06714	109	72	24	13
1284	And what is it about blending in that troubles you?	1.4583	0.05908	96	56	36	4
1285	Dear Diary: I’m experimenting with psychedelic therapy, and I don’t like what I’m seeing.	1.4583	0.06441	96	59	30	7
1286	Why can't I be happy with how I look? Why do I always have to change?	1.4583	0.06773	96	61	26	9
1287	I'm just tired of changing.	1.4579	0.06677	107	70	25	12
1288	: Maybe the real problem is trying to change yourself for other people.	1.4579	0.06407	107	68	29	10
1289	Very nice . . . okay, now do the wall.	1.4576	0.06213	118	76	30	12
1290	So you say you feel pressured to blend in?	1.4576	0.05975	118	74	34	10
1291	Patient has a habit of repeating the same patterns.	1.4576	0.05853	118	73	36	9
1292	Johnny, are you still having your chameleon delusion?	1.4574	0.06707	94	59	27	8
1293	Doctor, is it normal to feel invisible sometimes?	1.4574	0.07040	94	61	23	10
1294	It’s nothing to worry about. Many patients experience transference.	1.4574	0.07040	94	61	23	10
1295	Look at the positive side- you adapt so well	1.4574	0.07040	94	61	23	10
1296	Horace resolves to find an analyst with less stressful upholstery.	1.4571	0.06771	105	69	24	12
1297	Is it fair to say these feelings...come and go?	1.4571	0.06057	105	64	34	7
1298	I believe your problem is, your mother taught you to blend in instead of celebrating what made you different.	1.4571	0.05903	105	63	36	6
1299	I feel like I need a change.	1.4568	0.07038	81	50	25	6
1300	So, you were the 45th president of the United States?	1.4568	0.08249	81	56	13	12
1301	"He couldn't see my true colors	1.4568	0.07668	81	53	19	9
1302	It's like I don't even know who I really am.	1.4568	0.06585	81	48	29	4
1303	And, when did you feel you lost your identity?	1.4565	0.06810	92	58	26	8
1304	It's transference.	1.4565	0.06810	92	58	26	8
1305	And when did you first notice that people don't seem to notice you?	1.4565	0.06810	92	58	26	8
1306	Solids are easy, Doc, but patterns are sooo hard!	1.4565	0.06632	92	57	28	7
1307	I have this fear I just don't blend in	1.4565	0.06983	92	59	24	9
1308	Just once, I'd like to be seen.	1.4565	0.07317	92	61	20	11
1309	I think I’m sensing a pattern	1.4565	0.06068	92	54	34	4
1310	Once again, Charlie had become just part of the furniture.	1.4563	0.07140	103	70	19	14
1311	Sometimes I just want to be seen.	1.4563	0.06289	103	64	31	8
1312	Why can’t I just fit in?	1.4563	0.05979	103	62	35	6
1313	I expect full transparency in my sessions.	1.4557	0.06692	79	47	28	4
1314	How long have you had this urge to fade into the background?	1.4556	0.05946	90	52	35	3
1315	Blending in is not the same thing as adapting, Archie"	1.4556	0.06734	90	56	27	7
1316	Doc, your jacket doesn't match your trousers.	1.4556	0.06917	90	57	25	8
1317	I just feel like I need a change.	1.4554	0.06057	101	61	34	6
1318	But that's the thing; no one ever adapts to MY colors.	1.4554	0.06969	101	67	22	12
1319	Why do you think people don't see you?	1.4554	0.06218	101	62	32	7
1320	I feel like I've been trying too hard to blend in.	1.4554	0.05175	101	56	44	1
1321	Doc, for the last time, fear of change isn't the problem	1.4554	0.06328	112	72	29	11
1322	My mom constantly said”...”Earl, don’t cause a commotion, try to blend in	1.4545	0.06840	88	55	26	7
1323	Sometimes I just don't feel seen, you know?	1.4545	0.07212	88	57	22	9
1324	...and I have this problem where I feel invisible.	1.4545	0.06447	88	53	30	5
1325	Can you make a note to order a new sofa? I hate being this color	1.4545	0.07074	99	66	21	12
1326	You know, always trying to blend into the background can seem easier but it only creates more stress over time	1.4545	0.06926	99	65	23	11
1327	Let's talk about you why don't feel you can show me your dark side.	1.4545	0.06840	88	55	26	7
1328	I’m sick and tired of blending in.	1.4545	0.06411	110	71	28	11
1329	So what I’m gathering is that you don’t feel really “seen” in the relationship?	1.4545	0.06926	99	65	23	11
1330	And do you feel like you fit in?	1.4545	0.06145	110	69	32	9
1331	'You have more options than just blending, you know?'	1.4545	0.06137	99	60	33	6
1332	What's the point of couples therapy if he keeps falling into the same old patterns?	1.4545	0.05967	99	59	35	5
1333	Sometimes I can’t find myself.	1.4545	0.06776	99	64	25	10
1334	I’ve just been having a lot of trouble feeling seen recently. It’s like I’m invisible.	1.4545	0.05796	110	74	25	11
1335	Are you ever blue?	1.4545	0.06411	110	71	28	11
1336	They act like I’m not even there most of the time.... hello? Damn, not again.	1.4545	0.06539	110	72	26	12
1337	How strange, this is my third no show client...	1.4539	0.05465	141	89	40	12
1338	I just feel like I keep getting overlooked	1.4537	0.06224	108	68	31	9
1339	So: You often feel like you’re just part of the scenery	1.4537	0.06084	108	67	33	8
1340	I know what you're thinking, but I can change!	1.4537	0.06628	108	71	25	12
1341	If you had a more vivid upholstery pattern I might become more assertive.	1.4536	0.06719	97	62	26	9
1342	See that's your problem, you keep changing to fit other peoples expectations	1.4536	0.06392	97	60	30	7
1343	And why is it that you feel no one sees you?	1.4536	0.06877	97	63	24	10
1344	Doctor- I want to stop blending into the background.	1.4535	0.06545	86	52	29	5
1345	Yes, I know how it looks, but I just feel like I don't fit in.	1.4535	0.06545	86	52	29	5
1346	People hate it when I try to show my true colors and they hate it when I just want to blend in, so what do they want, Doc?	1.4535	0.06113	86	50	33	3
1347	How about trying to be yourself instead of always fitting in?	1.4535	0.06545	86	52	29	5
1348	I don't like change	1.4528	0.06585	106	69	26	11
1349	I need help finding the real me.	1.4526	0.06982	95	62	23	10
1350	It's gone beyond self preservation. I just want to be proud of me for me	1.4526	0.07141	95	63	21	11
1351	This couch is projecting.	1.4524	0.07066	84	53	24	7
1352	Lets talk more about how you feel the need to change yourself depending on the situation.	1.4522	0.06327	115	75	28	12
1353	I guess the reason why I'm here is that I have a hard time trying to stand out	1.4519	0.05937	104	68	27	9
1354	I just feel like people don’t get to see me for who I truly am.	1.4519	0.06536	104	67	27	10
1355	So, you feel unseen?	1.4516	0.07092	93	61	22	10
1356	Do you feel that you adapt well to new situations?	1.4516	0.06022	93	55	34	4
1357	And have you tried just being yourself?	1.4516	0.06754	93	59	26	8
1358	Note to self: Next time, half a tab should be plenty.	1.4516	0.06399	93	57	30	6
1359	I feel like you’re the only one that sees me, doc	1.4516	0.06399	93	57	30	6
1360	The patient, while still hiding from his deep inner anxieties, does complement the decor quite well.	1.4516	0.06754	93	59	26	8
1361	No one pays any attention to me.	1.4516	0.07092	93	61	22	10
1362	I just never feel seen!	1.4512	0.07187	82	52	23	7
1363	Doc, can you blame me for just wanting to blend in?	1.4510	0.06014	102	62	34	6
1364	It sounds like you just don’t like change	1.4510	0.06173	102	63	32	7
1365	I feel no one truly sees me for who I am	1.4505	0.06859	91	58	25	8
1366	Okay let's start with a little background information	1.4505	0.06004	91	56	30	5
1367	Doctor, it feels like she is looking right through me.	1.4505	0.06493	91	56	29	6
1368	What the hell happened? You used to be such a colorful guy.	1.4505	0.06678	91	57	27	7
1369	Then they had the gall to tell me I don’t fit in!	1.4500	0.07093	80	50	24	6
1370	It’s like they don’t want to see the real me.	1.4500	0.07093	80	50	24	6
1371	He said I was “indifferent to change,” but look at me, doc!	1.4500	0.06416	100	63	29	8
1372	I can change doc... Really.	1.4500	0.06872	100	66	23	11
1373	I always feel pressure to conform.	1.4495	0.06317	109	70	29	10
1374	My parents always put pressure on me to blend in.	1.4495	0.06181	109	69	31	9
1375	...and how long have you been feeling this identity crisis?	1.4494	0.05181	89	56	29	4
1376	But I don’t identify as fluid.	1.4494	0.06782	89	56	26	7
1377	You know you’ll never be happy until you let people see you for who you really are.	1.4494	0.06782	89	56	26	7
1378	Have you ever heard the term imposter syndrome?	1.4494	0.06591	89	55	28	6
1379	Might be as simple as trying to stand out more. Tell me again,why you feel you’re constantly being overlooked at work.	1.4492	0.05969	118	75	33	10
1380	How can I help you when you roll your eyes at everything I say?	1.4490	0.06666	98	63	26	9
1381	Week Three: Patient continues to skip appointments.	1.4488	0.05778	127	81	35	11
1382	What’s changed recently?	1.4487	0.07218	78	49	23	6
1383	After 15 years of therapy, Herman was still the same cold-blooded character as ever.	1.4486	0.06119	107	67	32	8
1384	I want to revisit the first time you experienced plaid”	1.4486	0.06801	107	72	22	13
1385	All my life I’ve been told to just blend in.	1.4486	0.05824	107	65	36	6
1386	You seem to be suffering from upholster syndrome.	1.4486	0.06537	107	70	26	11
1387	You're blue now, but then again, so is my couch.	1.4483	0.07449	87	58	19	10
1388	You can't stand out when you were born to blend in.	1.4483	0.06890	87	55	25	7
1389	‘I told her she’s projecting but she says I keep changing’	1.4483	0.07081	87	56	23	8
1390	But I’m not ready to change.	1.4483	0.06890	87	55	25	7
1391	Look I know you have anxiety but you can’t just disappear all the time	1.4483	0.06281	87	52	31	4
1392	It seems like you feel that you have to resemble the people around you in order to be accepted	1.4483	0.06890	87	55	25	7
1393	I don't think the Doc knows I'm here, yet.	1.4479	0.07082	96	64	21	11
1394	Sounds like you’re very good at matching others expectations of you.	1.4479	0.06765	96	62	25	9
1395	Well for starters, this floral pattern clashes with my eyes.	1.4479	0.06765	96	62	25	9
1396	They say I adapt well to new environments, so why do I feel so invisible?	1.4476	0.06764	105	70	23	12
1397	Doc why is it so easy to fit in but so hard to stand out?	1.4476	0.06345	105	67	29	9
1398	No matter how I try, I've never been a standout at anything.	1.4476	0.06199	105	66	31	8
1399	So, you're having trouble with people over looking you?"	1.4471	0.06590	85	52	28	5
1400	You say you wish to stand out, but your behavior tells me otherwise.	1.4471	0.06800	85	53	26	6
1401	I seem agitated? Look at the couch. I’m working overtime here!	1.4471	0.07003	85	54	24	7
1402	I wish I felt as good as I look.	1.4471	0.07003	85	54	24	7
1403	I see. And, when did you first start exhibiting these disturbing patterns	1.4471	0.07392	85	56	20	9
1404	I’m worried all this therapy is compromising my individuality	1.4471	0.07200	85	55	22	8
1405	I can't see you now	1.4471	0.07392	85	56	20	9
1406	You have the worst case of transference I have ever seen.	1.4468	0.06868	94	61	24	9
1407	You can't really change who you are.	1.4468	0.06699	94	60	26	8
1408	Well unfortunately the session is over - make yourself known earlier next time!	1.4468	0.06526	94	59	28	7
1409	Let’s address your concerns about blending in.	1.4468	0.06699	94	60	26	8
1410	So what color should my couch be?	1.4468	0.06868	94	61	24	9
1411	I feel like people don't even see me.	1.4468	0.07032	94	62	22	10
1412	six callbacks for GEICO,,,and then they chose HIM!	1.4468	0.07193	94	63	20	11
1413	This is a safe environment. It's fine to show your true colors.	1.4468	0.06166	94	57	32	5
1414	Hmm... I don't think your mother is the reason you've never felt seen	1.4458	0.07120	83	53	23	7
1415	Your right, the new couch pattern is slimming in me.	1.4458	0.07120	83	53	23	7
1416	Sometimes I just feel like nobody really sees me	1.4458	0.07522	83	55	19	9
1417	Nobody seems to notice you?	1.4458	0.07120	83	53	23	7
1418	I think the issue is feeling as though you always have to blend in.	1.4458	0.06695	83	51	27	5
1419	the world is changing, not me.	1.4458	0.06911	83	52	25	6
1420	It is like my husband doesn't even see me.	1.4457	0.06441	92	57	29	6
1421	But I don't want to blend in. I just want to be me.	1.4457	0.06058	92	55	33	4
1422	The answer to 3 down is ichthyostega.	1.4457	0.07144	92	61	21	10
1423	No matter where I am, it seems others never notice me.	1.4457	0.07309	92	62	19	11
1424	So Doc, do you think I can change?	1.4457	0.06623	92	58	27	7
1425	I just for once want to be me. I mean, why do I feel like I always have to blend in?	1.4457	0.06801	92	59	25	8
1426	I’m camouflaged not invisible	1.4457	0.06058	92	55	33	4
1427	Everyone keeps telling me I’ve changed”	1.4457	0.06623	92	58	27	7
1428	. I feel like everyone is always looking right through me.	1.4455	0.06521	101	65	27	9
1429	Just once in my life I would like to be seen and not heard!	1.4455	0.06404	110	72	27	11
1430	So, you just don't "feel seen" then, is it?	1.4444	0.06457	99	63	28	8
1431	Before you write that down --- I also changed my mind about that too.	1.4444	0.06614	99	64	26	9
1432	Patient’s behavior reflects a strong desire to fit in even though he is extremely unhappy and on edge.	1.4444	0.07260	90	60	20	10
1433	Worst case of codependency I've ever seen.	1.4444	0.07086	90	59	22	9
1434	Needs to work on identity issues.	1.4444	0.06243	117	77	28	12
1435	But I'm just so tired of changing.	1.4444	0.07454	81	53	20	8
1436	Having trouble with your karma, chameleon?	1.4444	0.07027	81	51	24	6
1437	Either the couch goes or I do.	1.4444	0.07430	90	61	18	11
1438	And I’m tired of mimicking a couch that’s twenty years out of style. Put that in your notes too, Dr.!	1.4444	0.06614	99	64	26	9
1439	Blending in is just a first step.	1.4444	0.06804	81	50	26	5
1440	Blending in has always been an issue for me.	1.4444	0.06457	99	63	28	8
1441	Doc,no one sees me as the individual that I am! Instead,Im the guy who just seems to blend in unnoticed!	1.4444	0.06573	81	49	28	4
1442	Tell me again why you don't think you fit in?	1.4444	0.06768	99	65	24	10
1443	So nothing much changed since our last session?	1.4444	0.06908	90	58	24	8
1444	I feel like I'm really starting to fit in.	1.4444	0.06804	81	50	26	5
1445	...and i'm also prescribing you something for the color change problem	1.4444	0.06919	99	66	22	11
1446	I’m scared of change Doc...	1.4444	0.06573	81	49	28	4
1447	Come on Larry, your hour’s up and I can still see you there…	1.4444	0.06804	81	50	26	5
1448	And that’s when my lizard brain kicked in ....	1.4444	0.06614	99	64	26	9
1449	Actually, I do think that’s a healthy defense mechanism.	1.4444	0.07086	90	59	22	9
1450	I don't know why I bother coming; it's like I'm not even here	1.4444	0.06536	90	56	28	6
1451	To Do: 1. Cancel 11:00; 2. Call IKEA about talking couch”	1.4444	0.07454	81	53	20	8
1452	Change is difficult for most people but you’re making great progress	1.4444	0.06295	99	62	30	7
1453	I'm sorry about the floral pattern. Next visit I'll have a solid less distressing design.	1.4444	0.07454	81	53	20	8
1454	I guess, to be fair, it can be hard to know where I stand...	1.4435	0.05948	115	73	33	9
1455	I feel like you’re not even looking at me...	1.4434	0.06299	106	68	29	9
1456	I think your issue is that you're afraid of change.	1.4433	0.07024	97	65	21	11
1457	Yeah, I don’t think anyone would wanna be a fly on the wall in this conversation.	1.4433	0.07024	97	65	21	11
1458	What do you mean, I don’t adapt well to new environments?	1.4432	0.07382	88	59	19	10
1459	Classic case of emotional camouflage.	1.4432	0.06830	88	56	25	7
1460	Note: Patient adapts well to new surroundings but struggles with body image issues.	1.4432	0.07382	88	59	19	10
1461	What do you mean it’s just my reptilian brain at work?	1.4432	0.07019	88	57	23	8
1462	Just once I'd like to feel comfortable in my own skin.	1.4430	0.07373	79	51	21	7
1463	As a lounge lizard,my options are limited because I just blend in.	1.4430	0.07590	79	52	19	8
1464	I understand, change is hard for everyone	1.4430	0.07149	79	50	23	6
1465	Hmm, mother a cold blooded monster you say?	1.4426	0.05941	122	79	32	11
1466	Doc, I'm having nightmares in plaid.	1.4423	0.06528	104	68	26	10
1467	‘I feel like I’m always just trying to fit in.’	1.4423	0.06808	104	70	22	12
1468	I am sooooo tired of just blending in...I need to finally be noticed.	1.4421	0.06119	95	58	32	5
1469	It all starts with you believing you can change.	1.4421	0.06474	95	60	28	7
1470	I've always suffered from the imposter syndrome	1.4421	0.06474	95	60	28	7
1471	I'm having a hard time blending in.	1.4421	0.06811	95	62	24	9
1472	I don’t Khow doc , I just feel like I blend in to much , like no one sees me”	1.4421	0.02885	95	65	26	4
1473	So tell me about how you’ve changed.	1.4421	0.06474	95	60	28	7
1474	Adapting was always easy for me; now, I want stand out, be noticed	1.4421	0.06299	95	59	30	6
1475	But no one can tell that I’m wearing my mask anyway.	1.4421	0.06974	95	63	22	10
1476	And why do you feel you became so obsessed with camouflage?	1.4419	0.07508	86	58	18	10
1477	Hmm, a most unusual transference...	1.4419	0.06101	86	51	32	3
1478	I see you so often Doctor. It’s like I’m part of the furniture.	1.4419	0.06534	86	53	28	5
1479	I don’t handle change very well.	1.4419	0.06534	86	53	28	5
1480	Ooh, I've always wanted to be stripes and checks, can I sit in your lap?	1.4417	0.05893	120	77	33	10
1481	It was the realization that I was neither fish nor fowl.	1.4416	0.06791	77	47	26	4
1482	You should see how my Superego looks	1.4416	0.07277	77	49	22	6
1483	No trouble fitting in I see...	1.4412	0.06320	102	65	29	8
1484	I just don't feel like myself anymore.	1.4412	0.06907	102	69	21	12
1485	Did either of your parents exhibit this type of patterned behavior?	1.4409	0.07083	93	62	21	10
1486	You're calling me as having frontotemporal dementia? You couldn't charge by simply writing down chameleon?	1.4409	0.06569	93	59	27	7
1487	Tell me more about your limbic self.	1.4409	0.06569	93	59	27	7
1488	I can tell you about my mother doc, or I can just turn into her!	1.4409	0.06569	93	59	27	7
1489	This is a classic case of transference.	1.4405	0.06849	84	53	25	6
1490	Sometimes I just want to stand out.	1.4405	0.06189	84	50	31	3
1491	Yes Barry…I do see the real You	1.4405	0.07256	84	55	21	8
1492	Well he said, “either that wall paper goes or I do,” imagine how I felt.	1.4405	0.07055	84	54	23	7
1493	Indeed,the new upholstery is more "floral". How does that make you feel?	1.4405	0.06636	84	52	27	5
1494	Might I suggest being less worried about fitting in?	1.4400	0.06407	100	64	28	8
1495	What do you mean, 'He THINKS he's a lizard"	1.4400	0.06247	100	63	30	7
1496	I AM lying down.	1.4400	0.07411	75	48	21	6
1497	Is that a piece of lint or a fly on his sleeve?	1.4400	0.07009	100	68	20	12
1498	I feel like one of those people who changes their beliefs just to please others.	1.4396	0.07025	91	60	22	9
1499	Befuddled by plaid-and-stripes combination, subject maintains floral facade.	1.4396	0.07025	91	60	22	9
1500	My problem is genus envy?	1.4396	0.06668	91	58	26	7
1501	So you really think I can change, Doc?	1.4396	0.06483	91	57	28	6
1502	Kiss me you fool, I am your Princess.	1.4396	0.07197	91	61	20	10
1503	Well Ms. Gila Monster, what has you all wound up?	1.4396	0.06094	91	55	32	4
1504	I’m beginning to see a pattern in your defense mechanisms.	1.4396	0.06483	91	57	28	6
1505	So you see, the change was inside you all along	1.4396	0.06094	91	55	32	4
1506	Yes the guidance change by the CDC is affecting me too. If I wear a mask people think I’m unvaccinated but if I don’t they think I’m republican	1.4396	0.07025	91	60	22	9
1507	Patient shows a pathological need to fit in. Claims ‘he can’t help it’.	1.4396	0.07197	91	61	20	10
1508	Since I was a hatchling I never felt like I stood out.	1.4390	0.07175	82	53	22	7
1509	You have a problem fitting in,I see.	1.4390	0.06742	82	51	26	5
1510	Change isn’t always a bad thing...	1.4390	0.06515	82	50	28	4
1511	So, when did he stop calling you "My precious?"	1.4388	0.06334	98	62	29	7
1512	I open up about my insatiable need to always blend in and you’re only notation is “No shit?!”	1.4388	0.07262	98	68	17	13
1513	For some reason I like your upholstery.	1.4386	0.05849	114	72	34	8
1514	The worst thing is, my girlfriend is into paisley	1.4386	0.05980	114	73	32	9
1515	For once, I want to stand out and make a statement.	1.4382	0.06383	89	55	29	5
1516	This prescription should help your reptile dysfunction.	1.4381	0.06337	105	68	28	9
1517	You’ve got to learn to be comfortable in your own skin.	1.4381	0.06337	105	68	28	9
1518	Well, I can help you, but you really have to want to stay the same.	1.4375	0.06423	96	61	28	7
1519	I have a sore throat, no other symptoms.	1.4375	0.07514	80	53	19	8
1520	Based on your condition, I can see that you're still adapting to the new normal	1.4375	0.06916	96	64	22	10
1521	Have you ever considered changing?	1.4375	0.06423	96	61	28	7
1522	Nobody ever sees me for who I really am.	1.4375	0.07514	80	53	19	8
1523	My ex also accused me of being a chameleon	1.4375	0.07301	80	52	21	7
1524	Do you dream in color or black and white?	1.4375	0.07081	80	51	23	6
1525	sometimes a taco is just a taco.	1.4375	0.06854	80	50	25	5
1526	I think my problem is - I'm a people pleaser.	1.4369	0.05800	103	63	35	5
1527	Well, it’s not that I don’t fit in.	1.4369	0.06423	103	67	27	9
1528	Hmmm. Up till now we’d only observed this in politicians.	1.4369	0.06713	103	69	23	11
1529	Doc, I have adaptation issues	1.4369	0.06119	103	65	31	7
1530	You’re looking blue again this week. Why not change to a different color, and you might feel better.	1.4368	0.06879	87	56	24	7
1531	It is valid to feel that way, but I assure you that you are not invisible.	1.4368	0.06879	87	56	24	7
1532	Exhibits copycat personality disorder....	1.4368	0.06269	87	53	30	4
1533	I understand. You don’t feel seen...	1.4368	0.07257	87	58	20	9
1534	May I come sit on your lap? I much prefer Burberry.	1.4368	0.06879	87	56	24	7
1535	Of course I can change.	1.4368	0.06682	87	55	26	6
1536	Dr, sometimes I would like to feel seen.	1.4368	0.07070	87	57	22	8
1537	You had the couch recovered for your own amusement, didn't you?	1.4368	0.07070	87	57	22	8
1538	I KNOW it’s a special talent but I’m just so tired of always blending it!	1.4368	0.06478	87	54	28	5
1539	Maybe you should stop changing and just be yourself.	1.4368	0.07070	87	57	22	8
1540	So while it turns out you are not in fact my patient but rather an enormous chameleon, I’m not exactly sure what to tell you. Though it doesn’t really change my hourly rate so… would you prefer credit or debit	1.4368	0.06682	87	55	26	6
1541	What do you mean, I’m supposed to “find myself?”	1.4368	0.06781	87	58	21	8
1542	And how long have you been feeling that you don't blend in?	1.4362	0.06858	94	62	23	9
1543	In my professional opinion, you're suffering from an identity crisis.	1.4362	0.06516	94	60	27	7
1544	If you're just drawing me, put more curl in the tail.	1.4359	0.07433	78	51	20	7
1545	Yes, but tell me how you feel on the inside?	1.4359	0.06727	78	48	26	4
1546	Do you even know I’m here?	1.4359	0.07433	78	51	20	7
1547	Why does my personality change when my color changes?	1.4359	0.06970	78	49	24	5
1548	They just expect me to be everything to everyone	1.4359	0.06235	117	78	27	12
1549	We need to find what's causing your identity crisis.	1.4356	0.06512	101	66	26	9
1550	Have you ever considered just being yourself?	1.4355	0.05977	124	82	30	12
1551	So your severe anxiety and depression started when he said he was going to 'drain the swamp?' Seems to me that was just another one of his 30,000 lies, and that he needs my services more than you.	1.4353	0.07381	85	57	19	9
1552	Well, as soon as you let me back in my chair, we can talk about your delusion where I'm a giant lizard and you're a psychiatrist.	1.4353	0.07381	85	57	19	9
1553	You have to WANT to change” isn’t going to work with this client.	1.4353	0.07188	85	56	21	8
1554	You think I'm changeable?	1.4353	0.07188	85	56	21	8
1555	Freud would say, sometimes a chameleon is just a chameleon.	1.4348	0.06613	92	59	26	7
1556	He suffers from Male Pattern Boldness.	1.4348	0.06613	92	59	26	7
1557	Yes, it can be harder to be seen than to be heard.	1.4348	0.05846	92	60	26	6
1558	you feel like no one notices you, is that right?	1.4348	0.06336	92	60	25	7
1559	Let's get back to your fears about not 'fitting in.'	1.4348	0.06613	92	59	26	7
1560	So what would happen to you if you did not blend in?	1.4348	0.06613	92	59	26	7
1561	Your patterns have protected you until now, but it’s becoming hard to see the real you.	1.4348	0.06047	92	56	32	4
1562	Plaid. Plaid would help me open up more	1.4348	0.07134	92	62	20	10
1563	I think I’m having an identity crisis.	1.4348	0.06791	92	60	24	8
1564	Okay, tell me a little bit more about your need to blend in.	1.4343	0.06119	99	62	31	6
1565	And when did you start thinking you were an interior designer?	1.4343	0.06910	99	67	21	11
1566	I just don't feel seen anymore.	1.4342	0.06307	76	45	29	2
1567	I think that's the problem, doctor: every time I get close to a woman, I'm not able to show her my true colors	1.4342	0.06840	76	47	25	4
1568	Well yes, I'm seeing a behavior pattern we should discuss...	1.4342	0.07335	76	49	21	6
1569	I'm conflicted. Checks or Stripes?	1.4342	0.07571	76	50	19	7
1570	I have trouble standing out in a crowd.	1.4342	0.07571	76	50	19	7
1571	So your mother never seemed to be around?	1.4342	0.07335	76	49	21	6
1572	And what colour does that make you feel?	1.4342	0.07799	76	51	17	8
1573	I would’ve been rich, Doc. I would’ve been rich. Rich! ‘15 minutes could save you 15%’, why didn’t I think of that?!	1.4337	0.07312	83	55	20	8
1574	If you re-upholstered the couch with something more neutral I might feel more comfortable opening up."	1.4337	0.07108	83	54	22	7
1575	It’s as if she doesn’t even notice me.	1.4337	0.06682	83	52	26	5
1576	One minute I’m elated, then I’m blue, then I’m anxious, then I’m green.	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1577	And how long have you felt you are a chameleon born in an iguana’s body?	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1578	Hmmm, there's a pattern to your behavior.	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1579	So you don't seem to get the recognition you deserve?	1.4337	0.06682	83	52	26	5
1580	Stop writing and listen, I am really stressed when I stroll down 5th Avenue and these New Yorkers stare at me, as if they never have seen an inguana	1.4337	0.07108	83	54	22	7
1581	I feel like no one is seeing the real me	1.4337	0.07510	83	56	18	9
1582	What if color is a construct?	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1583	I just feel like I have to fit in all the time.	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1584	It takes patients some time to show their true colors	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1585	I feel like I’m always trying to blend in.	1.4336	0.06143	113	74	29	10
1586	Well, you’re due for a change.	1.4333	0.06713	90	58	25	7
1587	Nobody really sees me.	1.4333	0.06525	90	57	27	6
1588	All I've ever wanted is to fit in.	1.4333	0.06897	90	59	23	8
1589	I’m tired of just blending in.	1.4333	0.06525	90	57	27	6
1590	I don’t want to change you I want to help you change yourself.	1.4333	0.06330	90	56	29	5
1591	Have I made myself clear?	1.4333	0.06713	90	58	25	7
1592	Things change so quickly these days - I feel lost…	1.4333	0.06330	90	56	29	5
1593	I can't help you if you refuse to reveal yourself.	1.4333	0.06525	90	57	27	6
1594	Can I see what you're writing about me?	1.4333	0.06525	90	57	27	6
1595	As the doctor sat going over notes from his last patient, he had the distinct feeling he was being watched.	1.4333	0.06330	90	56	29	5
1596	Where the hell is my 5 o' clock?!	1.4333	0.06713	90	58	25	7
1597	Don't become a reptile therapist, they said. You'll talk to chameleons all day, they said.	1.4330	0.06539	97	63	26	8
1598	It’s just that sometimes…I wish the surroundings would try to look like me for once.	1.4330	0.07014	97	66	20	11
1599	Patient suffers from imposter syndrome.	1.4327	0.06226	104	67	29	8
1600	Your assignment was to find someone you admire and pattern yourself after them.	1.4327	0.06375	104	68	27	9
1601	Boss says I won’t get a raise unless I stand out.	1.4324	0.05951	111	71	32	8
1602	You've come so far. I think you are ready for the paisley couch.	1.4321	0.07441	81	54	19	8
1603	Cool. Can you do Wainscoting?	1.4321	0.07441	81	54	19	8
1604	If it makes you feel any better it used to be corduroy.	1.4321	0.07645	81	55	17	9
1605	And so, exactly how long have you been feeling invisible?	1.4321	0.07014	81	52	23	6
1606	Some days, I'd just like to stand out.	1.4321	0.07014	81	52	23	6
1607	I can remember my parents telling me things would get better if I just blended in.	1.4321	0.06559	81	50	27	4
1608	Doc, I just don’t know what ‘just be yourself’ means!	1.4321	0.07645	81	55	17	9
1609	I'm beginning to think your feelings of "invisibility" are not totally psychosomatic.	1.4318	0.07007	88	58	22	8
1610	Everybody ignores me. It's as if I were invisible!	1.4318	0.07007	88	58	22	8
1611	Let's move on to your fear of patterned fabrics.	1.4318	0.06818	88	57	24	7
1612	obsesses over upholstery"	1.4318	0.06624	88	56	26	6
1613	Sometimes I feel like people don't even notice me.	1.4318	0.06818	88	57	24	7
1614	And how long have you felt that others overlook you?	1.4318	0.06624	88	56	26	6
1615	But Doc, I don’t want to change.	1.4318	0.07371	88	60	18	10
1616	I am tired of blending in; I want an identity all of my own.	1.4318	0.06624	88	56	26	6
1617	I can never show my true colors	1.4318	0.06818	88	57	24	7
1618	I can't help you if you're unwilling to be your authentic self.	1.4316	0.06964	95	64	21	10
1619	I am so sick of always having to blend in. Can you help me Doc?	1.4316	0.06288	95	60	29	6
1620	I feel like I constantly have to change in order to fit in	1.4316	0.06107	95	59	31	5
1621	Why do you always feel the need to blend in?	1.4314	0.06310	102	66	28	8
1622	So you feel the need to fit in everywhere you go?	1.4314	0.06462	102	67	26	9
1623	Diagnosis: Adaptable But Paranoid	1.4312	0.04584	109	76	25	8
1624	So, you say you feel as if you're invisible?	1.4312	0.06301	109	72	27	10
1625	Sometimes I just feel invisible, you know?	1.4312	0.06025	109	70	31	8
1626	I imagine you can tell I am a middle child	1.4306	0.07616	72	47	19	6
1627	I just feel like no one really sees me for who I am, you know?	1.4304	0.07993	79	55	14	10
1628	You had to pick the chintz!	1.4304	0.06904	79	50	24	5
1629	So you feel that no one sees you....	1.4304	0.07135	79	51	22	6
1630	I guess I would describe myself as a wallflower type of gal	1.4304	0.07576	79	53	18	8
1631	What do you mean I need to stand out more?!	1.4304	0.07359	79	52	20	7
1632	Doctor notes: Prefers blending in to avoid conflict.	1.4302	0.05740	86	53	30	3
1633	We have to go back to when you were a tadpole.	1.4302	0.06521	86	54	27	5
1634	Yes I know change is difficult but just be thankful the decorator talked me out of going with the plaid!	1.4302	0.06521	86	54	27	5
1635	So you feel your background doesn't allow you to show your true self?	1.4302	0.06521	86	54	27	5
1636	Let’s just call that the grey area....	1.4302	0.06087	86	52	31	3
1637	I feel like I always have to change who I am, to fit in	1.4302	0.06727	86	55	25	6
1638	How long have you had this feeling that you're not being seen?	1.4301	0.06377	93	59	28	6
1639	Well Doc, I do want to change but not a floral pattern.	1.4301	0.07072	93	63	20	10
1640	What does 'lizard-like' mean?	1.4301	0.06377	93	59	28	6
1641	At first, I thought my patient had a problem. But now, I've realised that it is I who is talking to a chameleon.	1.4301	0.06191	93	58	30	5
1642	Alone with my notes, yet my last patient still haunts me.	1.4300	0.06073	100	63	31	6
1643	I feel like I’m a social chameleon, and yes I’m aware of the irony.	1.4300	0.06553	100	66	25	9
1644	Have you tried standing next to someone who's emotionally secure?	1.4286	0.06835	84	54	24	6
1645	I am quite pleased at your openness to change.	1.4286	0.07261	77	50	21	6
1646	So, how long have you been Ted Cruz?	1.4286	0.07628	84	58	16	10
1647	So, tell me when it all began. When did you start to feel that nobody was noticing you?	1.4286	0.07042	84	55	22	7
1648	Perhaps you should spend less time in lounges.	1.4286	0.06656	91	59	25	7
1649	Why do you feel like you need to blend in?	1.4286	0.06402	84	52	28	4
1650	Very impressive, Mrs. Goldfarb, but can we get back to the source of these delusions.	1.4286	0.07768	70	46	18	6
1651	Note to self: for next weeks session patient may benefit from reduced dose of psychoactive drugs.	1.4286	0.07814	84	59	14	11
1652	...Let's talk a little more about how you just "don't feel seen" in your marriage	1.4286	0.07718	77	52	17	8
1653	What do you mean when you say your father "barely noticed you" when you were growing up?	1.4286	0.06470	91	58	27	6
1654	So, Your are tired ,of blending in...go on!	1.4286	0.06470	91	58	27	6
1655	I simply have no ability to stand out...	1.4286	0.06835	84	54	24	6
1656	‘Hide my true self, do I?’	1.4286	0.06402	84	52	28	4
1657	Well, we all want to feel seen.	1.4286	0.07261	77	50	21	6
1658	My desire to fit in makes me feel invisible	1.4286	0.06323	98	63	28	7
1659	She looked right past me. I feel like I’m not seen in my relationships.	1.4286	0.05981	98	61	32	5
1660	Let’s explore that. When someone at a party says to you that you “just blend into the background,” how goes that make you feel?	1.4272	0.06109	103	66	30	7
1661	How long have you conformed to this pattern?	1.4271	0.06745	96	64	23	9
1662	It feels like i am invisble to everyone	1.4271	0.06745	96	64	23	9
1663	How long have you been a "stand up" chameleon	1.4270	0.07303	89	61	18	10
1664	What do you mean, you feel like a wallflower?	1.4270	0.05955	89	54	32	3
1665	I have to want to change?	1.4270	0.06759	89	58	24	7
1666	I'm just going to put a no show	1.4270	0.06945	89	59	22	8
1667	YES,I AM reflecting!	1.4270	0.06945	89	59	22	8
1668	Doc honestly, I'm feeling like people just don't see my anymore.	1.4270	0.06945	89	59	22	8
1669	«Therapy won’t work until you stop hiding your feelings and start showing your true colors»	1.4270	0.07126	89	60	20	9
1670	Did I tell you that my mother's a lizard?	1.4268	0.06727	82	52	25	5
1671	Patient complains about not feeling seen.	1.4268	0.06948	82	53	23	6
1672	Stop trying to blend in; you've got to learn to be more assertive!	1.4268	0.06019	82	49	31	2
1673	Adapting to my surroundings is getting harder and harder, Doc.	1.4268	0.06500	82	51	27	4
1674	I understand you’re not feeling seen.	1.4268	0.06727	82	52	25	5
1675	No one sees me - they all just look past me.	1.4268	0.07570	82	56	17	9
1676	Day 3, still searching for pet chameleon.	1.4268	0.07161	82	54	21	7
1677	So, how long have you been feeling invisible?	1.4268	0.06948	82	53	23	6
1678	I am not trying to be whatever people want me to be.	1.4268	0.07368	82	55	19	8
1679	Nice try, but even no-shows get charged for the session.	1.4268	0.07161	82	54	21	7
1680	Patient is a no show, AGAIN. Bill their insurance.	1.4268	0.07161	82	54	21	7
1681	Doc, I just gotta be me.	1.4268	0.06500	82	51	27	4
1682	You know I have a hard time with change	1.4268	0.06500	82	51	27	4
1683	Oh Yea, You Blend...	1.4267	0.07634	75	50	18	7
1684	I feel like no one really sees me for who I am...	1.4267	0.06345	75	45	28	2
1685	Patient stuck with floral pattern – basic reptile dysfunction.	1.4267	0.06890	75	47	24	4
1686	Clearly I cannot see where you are coming from.	1.4267	0.07147	75	48	22	5
1687	I don't like these side effects. Let's try something else.	1.4257	0.06190	101	65	29	7
1688	You see, as hard as I try, I can't truly blend in.	1.4257	0.06190	101	65	29	7
1689	Often changes colors rather than answering the question.	1.4255	0.06326	94	60	28	6
1690	Don't worry Mr. Thompson, the LSD will soon wear off.	1.4255	0.06847	94	63	22	9
1691	I have a hard time believing you know what it's like to not feel seen, doc.	1.4255	0.06504	94	61	26	7
1692	I have a recurring dream that I peddle auto insurance.	1.4255	0.06677	94	62	24	8
1693	You’re right, I did say that it would help if you blended in.	1.4253	0.06865	87	57	23	7
1694	And why do you feel like you change based on your surroundings?	1.4253	0.07057	87	58	21	8
1695	I just feel invisible.	1.4253	0.06254	87	54	29	4
1696	I dunno doc, it’s like no one really sees me.	1.4253	0.06464	87	55	27	5
1697	This is going to take a while because, even with a negative lens, a positive cornea, monocular focusing, AND independent eye movement, you display no insight into your true self.	1.4253	0.07244	87	59	19	9
1698	Would you say that you don’t feel seen?	1.4253	0.06464	87	55	27	5
1699	You can hide from me, but you can’t hide from your problems.	1.4253	0.06865	87	57	23	7
1700	I feel like nobody notices me. Not even you.	1.4253	0.06464	87	55	27	5
1701	All of my life I have worried about fitting in	1.4253	0.06865	87	57	23	7
1702	I'm afraid to show her my true colors.	1.4250	0.07286	80	53	20	7
1703	You can't camouflage your feelings.	1.4250	0.06358	80	49	28	3
1704	Is it possible your need to fit in may indicate self esteem issues?	1.4250	0.06358	80	49	28	3
1705	There are some things you just can't hide.	1.4250	0.06838	80	51	24	5
1706	I see why you think might be having an identity crisis.	1.4250	0.06838	80	51	24	5
1707	You told me to change!	1.4250	0.07065	80	52	22	6
1708	You know I’m still here,right?	1.4247	0.07534	73	48	19	6
1709	I can't stop changing colors, Doc. So does that make me an altruist or just bipolar?	1.4245	0.06135	106	69	29	8
1710	It’s that sometimes I’m not sure I want to change.	1.4242	0.06273	99	64	28	7
1711	Patient is highly adaptable.	1.4240	0.05931	125	84	29	12
1712	I see what your writing..Yes I can can do Plaid .....	1.4239	0.06952	92	62	21	9
1713	I just feel like I'm not getting noticed	1.4239	0.06600	92	60	25	7
1714	You indicate here, that you struggle with a sense of self, tell me more...	1.4239	0.06416	92	59	27	6
1715	I just feel like nobody sees me	1.4235	0.06977	85	56	22	7
1716	So why is it that you have the need to blend in?	1.4235	0.06977	85	56	22	7
1717	It’s like, sometimes I feel invisible, you know?	1.4235	0.06121	85	57	22	6
1718	Am I a lizard dreaming that I'm a couch, or couch dreaming that I'm a lizard?	1.4235	0.06346	85	53	28	4
1719	I really have a hard time feeling seen.	1.4235	0.06977	85	56	22	7
1720	How did it feel when you were voted Least Likely to Stand Out?	1.4235	0.05645	85	50	34	1
1721	My day? Well... it started blue, then turned to yellow, now it's orange, but I'm afraid it may be end in red.	1.4235	0.05645	85	55	26	4
1722	Listening to ‘True Colors’ by Cindy Lauper is such a trauma for me.	1.4234	0.05941	111	72	31	8
1723	You can’t hide from your problems	1.4231	0.07189	78	51	21	6
1724	You are what you feel.	1.4231	0.06710	78	49	25	4
1725	I continually obsess about what I’m wearing. Do I look good on this?	1.4231	0.06953	78	50	23	5
1726	Look Doc, it's no use. I'll just become whatever you want me to be.	1.4225	0.07681	71	47	18	6
1727	In addition to all that, I've fallen in love with your couch.	1.4225	0.07681	71	47	18	6
1728	I can't do wainscot.	1.4222	0.06884	90	60	22	8
1729	I’m seeing a repeating pattern here!	1.4222	0.06511	90	58	26	6
1730	I see you're exhibiting some familiar patterns.	1.4222	0.06316	90	57	28	5
1731	One cannot simply camouflage their true self forever, Charles...	1.4222	0.06511	90	58	26	6
1732	No matter where I am, I just don't feel seen...	1.4222	0.06115	90	56	30	4
1733	I know they say a leopard doesn’t change his spots, but that’s not who I am!	1.4222	0.07237	90	62	18	10
1734	I detect a pattern.	1.4217	0.06666	83	53	25	5
1735	Thanks, that fly was bothering me.	1.4217	0.06883	83	54	23	6
1736	James! I told you to bring in my next patient!	1.4217	0.06883	83	54	23	6
1737	Change can only come from within.	1.4217	0.06666	83	53	25	5
1738	Lately it seems like people just look right through me.	1.4217	0.06209	83	51	29	3
1739	So, what I hear you saying is that you have a hard time standing out.	1.4217	0.07093	83	55	21	7
1740	For a start, I think you've misread Kafka.	1.4217	0.07297	83	56	19	8
1741	I feel like I’m always being overlooked.	1.4217	0.06666	83	53	25	5
1742	It's just so hard to stand out in today's world	1.4216	0.05107	102	65	33	4
1743	You need to relax. "A fly on the wall" was just an expression.	1.4211	0.06622	95	63	24	8
1744	So you’re worried about reptile dysfunction.	1.4211	0.07554	76	51	18	7
1745	Of course, before the spell, I was a third-grade teacher in Bayonne, New Jersey".	1.4211	0.07318	76	50	20	6
1746	Mhm... have you tried blending in more?	1.4211	0.06094	95	60	30	5
1747	...Absent...again...	1.4211	0.06091	114	76	28	10
1748	See? You can be anything you want.	1.4211	0.07318	76	50	20	6
1749	It is the third time he skips the session but I will still charge him.	1.4211	0.06560	76	47	26	3
1750	You have to stop concealing everything & open up more.	1.4205	0.06609	88	57	25	6
1751	This really has been a transforming experience!	1.4205	0.06409	88	56	27	5
1752	Tell me more about how you feel your sense of self constantly changing and this need to 'fit in'.	1.4205	0.06804	88	58	23	7
1753	My friends say I'm a wallflower, but I just don't get it.	1.4205	0.07178	88	60	19	9
1754	I guess what I’m saying is sometimes I don’t recognize myself anymore.	1.4205	0.07178	88	60	19	9
1755	Everything is changing.	1.4205	0.06993	88	59	21	8
1756	For the last time, it’s MYSELF that I hate. Your couch is fine.	1.4205	0.06993	88	59	21	8
1757	...and he thinks he is a chameleon...	1.4200	0.06385	100	66	26	8
1758	I’m right in front of you.	1.4200	0.06385	100	66	26	8
1759	I keep following the same pattern, Doc.	1.4198	0.07425	81	55	18	8
1760	I know you said I'd regress, but this is ridiculous.	1.4198	0.06997	81	53	22	6
1761	Let's move on from the '60s Doc, those tie-dye '70s are where my issues really lie.	1.4198	0.06773	81	52	24	5
1762	What's 'imposter syndrome'?	1.4194	0.06721	93	62	23	8
1763	Now, last week you were feeling blue, but you have changed color 16 times since then.. fascinating!	1.4194	0.06544	93	61	25	7
1764	Can you just try and be yourself?	1.4194	0.06177	93	59	29	5
1765	Doctor: “Congratulations, you’ve made quite the breakthrough. You are quite capable of change.”	1.4194	0.06892	93	63	21	9
1766	I want to stand out in a crowd.	1.4189	0.06384	74	45	27	2
1767	Tell me about this fear of blending in	1.4189	0.06939	74	47	23	4
1768	[needs no caption; no one is speaking]	1.4189	0.07935	74	51	15	8
1769	I admit that you’ve learned to fit in, but you’re still cold blooded by nature	1.4189	0.07201	74	48	21	5
1770	Let's talk about your karma, chameleon.	1.4189	0.07698	74	50	17	7
1771	Absorbs the personality of those around him	1.4189	0.07201	74	48	21	5
1772	They all conveniently act like they can't see me.	1.4189	0.07201	74	48	21	5
1773	You can see me right?	1.4189	0.06939	74	47	23	4
1774	The thing is, she's always telling me I try too hard to fit in.	1.4186	0.06505	86	55	26	5
1775	Patient suffers from an overwhelming need to fit in...	1.4186	0.06913	86	57	22	7
1776	So how long have you had this overwhelming desire to sit in a chair and take notes?	1.4179	0.07712	67	44	18	5
1777	That’s your diagnosis? Copycat? Really?	1.4179	0.08000	67	45	16	6
1778	I am tired of always changing to fit in!	1.4177	0.06886	79	51	23	5
1779	So, I like to hide. What of it?	1.4177	0.06397	79	49	27	3
1780	I see you’re writing me off from the gecko. .	1.4177	0.06646	79	50	25	4
1781	I feel like I’m not seen.	1.4176	0.06456	91	59	26	6
1782	Your couch brings out the 70s in me.	1.4176	0.06264	91	58	28	5
1783	Yes Dr. I do prefer this one. The other sofa made me feel … blue.	1.4176	0.06823	91	61	22	8
1784	So, you say you've been struggling to blend in	1.4176	0.06823	91	61	22	8
1785	John, as we discussed disappearing isn’t a healthy defence mechanism	1.4176	0.06642	91	60	24	7
1786	I do notice time flies these days. But I'm still always hungry.	1.4167	0.07597	72	48	18	6
1787	So I’m having this reoccurring dream where my tail falls off.	1.4167	0.06384	84	53	27	4
1788	And when did these reading-over-the-shoulder symptoms begin?	1.4167	0.06605	84	54	25	5
1789	Your reactions follow a known pattern.	1.4167	0.06485	72	44	26	2
1790	My mother had a cold heart.	1.4167	0.06819	84	55	23	6
1791	Call me crazy but I'm telling you, my mother was abducted by upholsterers when we were vacationing in the Caribbean.	1.4167	0.06224	96	62	28	6
1792	How does that help me?	1.4167	0.07850	72	49	16	7
1793	So, do you think I can change?	1.4167	0.06384	84	53	27	4
1794	It’s good to see you handling all these changes so well.	1.4167	0.06819	84	55	23	6
1795	„Wow, he‘s writing down his shopping list...“	1.4167	0.06224	96	62	28	6
1796	So you say you have a hard time blending in?	1.4167	0.07063	72	46	22	4
1797	So tell me, when have you started noticing these changes?	1.4167	0.07227	84	57	19	8
1798	If we can't help you to be more authoritative, perhaps we can work on your design sense.	1.4158	0.06177	101	66	28	7
1799	What makes you think you have trouble blending in?	1.4158	0.06640	101	69	22	10
1800	No, really, it's quite normal to want to blend in...	1.4157	0.06354	89	57	27	5
1801	Plaid over stripes? I'm a chameleon. I have standards!	1.4156	0.07003	77	50	22	5
1802	You have an overwhelming desire to fit in	1.4156	0.08132	77	55	12	10
1803	So, you say you can't get that Boy George song out of your head?	1.4156	0.06755	77	49	24	4
1804	I can see a pattern in your life.	1.4156	0.07243	77	51	20	6
1805	Do you think you can change?	1.4156	0.07003	77	50	22	5
1806	I can really see myself fitting in here.	1.4156	0.07475	77	52	18	7
1807	What in your fantasies makes you think that you may be cold-blooded?	1.4149	0.07318	94	67	15	12
1808	Diagnosis: body dysmorphia. Patient projects unease by worrying that my clashing jacket and pants will leave me exposed and vulnerable.	1.4146	0.07454	82	59	13	10
1809	Let's talk about your transference issues.	1.4146	0.06930	82	54	22	6
1810	Your fly is down.	1.4146	0.07144	82	55	20	7
1811	You were born to blend in, just embrace it.	1.4146	0.06481	82	52	26	4
1812	Psychiatrist: "You go from feeling blue to...what was it you said...?	1.4146	0.06930	82	54	22	6
1813	The same thing happened to you in the Sistine Chapel?	1.4146	0.07352	82	56	18	8
1814	I’m starting to see some change in you.	1.4146	0.05999	82	50	30	2
1815	Dr Finkelman's chameleon therapy idea ended when nobody showed up	1.4143	0.07747	70	47	17	6
1816	I finally feel seen, thanks doc	1.4143	0.07475	70	46	19	5
1817	My WHAT brain?!	1.4143	0.08010	70	48	15	7
1818	My wife says its me thats changed	1.4143	0.07747	70	47	17	6
1819	Note to self: get a dog.	1.4143	0.07747	70	47	17	6
1820	You really think I try too hard to blend in?	1.4141	0.05922	99	63	31	5
1821	Do you mind if I crawl up on your shoulders? I love that plaid!	1.4141	0.06423	99	66	25	8
1822	Just because you can see all around you doesn’t mean you can see what’s on the inside.	1.4141	0.04871	99	65	30	4
1823	Iguana second opinion.	1.4138	0.07042	87	59	20	8
1824	So when did you start feeling like you were a chameleon?	1.4138	0.06652	87	57	24	6
1825	What I hear you saying is, it ain't easy being green... or really any color.	1.4138	0.07229	87	60	18	9
1826	Office note: "Severe iatrophobia, as once again, patient disappears moments after arrival."	1.4138	0.06850	87	58	22	7
1827	cold-blooded, i think thats fair, doctor.	1.4138	0.06652	87	57	24	6
1828	. . . And how long have you had this feeling of being unnoticed?	1.4138	0.06448	87	56	26	5
1829	Well change is good.	1.4138	0.05792	87	58	24	5
1830	I’ve never done florals before.	1.4135	0.06203	104	69	27	8
1831	Yes Doctor, it is a defense mechanism. Wearing a plaid jacket with striped pants is very threatening to chameleons.	1.4133	0.08295	75	54	11	10
1832	So you say you just feel invisible to everyone?	1.4133	0.07375	75	50	19	6
1833	I'm a psychiatrist, not a plastic surgeon.	1.4133	0.07126	75	49	21	5
1834	Paranoid? I'm spilling my guts and you're doing Sudoku.	1.4133	0.06869	75	48	23	4
1835	Sometimes I just feel like part of the furniture	1.4133	0.07615	75	51	17	7
1836	I feel like people only like me when I pretend to be someone else	1.4133	0.07375	75	50	19	6
1837	Yeah I would say I adapt to new environments alright.	1.4133	0.06601	75	47	25	3
1838	« I’m feeling blue today. But maybe it’s just your sofa... »	1.4130	0.06938	92	63	20	9
1839	I just want to rule out mental health as a cause.	1.4130	0.06585	92	61	24	7
1840	When did you start feeling you were losing your identity?	1.4125	0.06819	80	52	23	5
1841	You feel you’re too conspicuous?	1.4125	0.07047	80	53	21	6
1842	I just feel like I keep having to change myself to fit my environment	1.4125	0.07483	80	55	17	8
1843	"15 percent for 15 minutes?	1.4118	0.07329	68	44	20	4
1844	Miss Stevens, please send in the next patient.	1.4118	0.07329	68	44	20	4
1845	Really? Human envy? Is that a thing?	1.4118	0.06756	85	56	23	6
1846	I don't know doc, I just feel like I don't stand out.	1.4118	0.06545	85	55	25	5
1847	It might be time to find a new therapist," Bob thought, "One that really sees me.	1.4118	0.06102	85	53	29	3
1848	So you think the Psilocybin is working?	1.4118	0.06960	85	57	21	7
1849	Tell me again, why do you feel invisible to others?	1.4118	0.06756	85	56	23	6
1850	I had the nightmare again, doc. I was in a crowded room and I forgot my clothes. Of course in my case I just blended right in.	1.4118	0.06960	85	57	21	7
1851	Are you sure she's the one who changed?	1.4118	0.07622	68	45	18	5
1852	I need to feel seen.	1.4118	0.06756	85	56	23	6
1853	Patient displays a pattern of perennial spirals.	1.4118	0.07622	68	45	18	5
1854	In order to truly bloom, you mustn't be afraid to stand out	1.4118	0.06703	68	42	24	2
1855	Sometimes I feel likeI just fade into the background.	1.4118	0.06756	85	56	23	6
1856	I hope you know that using your chameleon camouflage powers here will not help us reach our goals.	1.4118	0.06960	85	57	21	7
1857	i think i just don’t like change	1.4118	0.05625	85	51	33	1
1858	Let’s get beyond your pattern of conformity, shall we?	1.4111	0.06098	90	57	29	4
1859	Doc, I just can’t stop these self-destructive patterns.	1.4111	0.06495	90	59	25	6
1860	For as long as I can remember I have felt the need to blend in."	1.4110	0.07256	73	48	20	5
1861	I’m right here! I just want to be seen and heard.	1.4110	0.06711	73	46	24	3
1862	I’m done with this patient, he’s making appointments but never shows up!	1.4110	0.08004	73	51	14	8
1863	You just don't see me.	1.4110	0.06711	73	46	24	3
1864	You need to start showing up for sessions.	1.4110	0.06421	73	45	26	2
1865	Lately Doc, I just feel I’m fading into the background	1.4110	0.06711	73	46	24	3
1866	Is it nature or nurture? I feel like I'm a real product of the environment I'm in....	1.4110	0.07513	73	49	18	6
1867	Sometimes I just feel like I have to change.	1.4105	0.06260	95	62	27	6
1868	You can hide from the world but you can’t hide from yourself.	1.4103	0.06933	78	51	22	5
1869	It's just one identity crisis after another	1.4103	0.07169	78	52	20	6
1870	Please never change the fabric to stripes, not with my waistline	1.4103	0.06689	78	50	24	4
1871	It’s happening again right now.	1.4103	0.06933	78	51	22	5
1872	It's bad doc, sometimes I wish I wasn't ovoviviparously reproduced	1.4103	0.06933	78	51	22	5
1873	I just want to be heard and not seen.	1.4103	0.06933	78	51	22	5
1874	I feel like I have to change myself just to fit in	1.4100	0.06211	100	66	27	7
1875	We're looking for balance, Eric. Maybe a group session with the Leopards?	1.4096	0.06189	83	52	28	3
1876	Doctor's Note: patient has missed third appointment in a row	1.4096	0.07479	83	58	16	9
1877	Is that a fly on your elbow?	1.4096	0.06757	83	57	19	7
1878	I can’t help it; it’s the transference.	1.4096	0.06189	83	52	28	3
1879	It all goes back to my father really. I hardly ever saw him.	1.4096	0.07280	83	57	18	8
1880	Strong desire to fit in; feels “unseen.”	1.4096	0.06865	83	55	22	6
1881	More and more, it feels like my husband doesn’t see me. It’s as though I blend in with the furniture.	1.4096	0.07075	83	56	20	7
1882	So what makes you think you're cold blooded?	1.4096	0.07673	83	59	14	10
1883	And then,she accused me of being a conformist.	1.4096	0.07075	83	56	20	7
1884	I often find myself pretending to be something else, but never my true self	1.4096	0.06865	83	55	22	6
1885	No doubt your ability to adapt is a boon, but therapy is about showing your true colors.	1.4096	0.06422	83	53	26	4
1886	Shoot your tongue at my tie again and this session is over.	1.4096	0.07280	83	57	18	8
1887	Fast changing moods . . bipolarism . . . tripolarism. Multi-color personality disorder! ! !	1.4096	0.07075	83	56	20	7
1888	I know how you feel. I used to have plaid wallpaper in here.	1.4096	0.06865	83	55	22	6
1889	Sometimes,I feel I lack all originality. I just blend into the crowd.	1.4091	0.08072	66	45	15	6
1890	There is a fly on his shoe . He may not like this .	1.4091	0.07162	88	61	18	9
1891	You're either a thin-skinned cold-blooded conformist, or a chameleon.	1.4091	0.07472	66	43	19	4
1892	I CAN change, I really can.	1.4091	0.06977	88	60	20	8
1893	It appears your ego issue stems from playing hide and go seek as a child and never losing.	1.4091	0.07778	66	44	17	5
1894	Have you always felt like a wallflower?	1.4091	0.06592	88	58	24	6
1895	Tell me more about why you feel so compelled to fit in.	1.4091	0.06788	88	59	22	7
1896	Why do you want to look like the couch ?”	1.4091	0.06493	88	60	21	7
1897	Is it fair to blame your mother? As I understand, all iguanas smother their eggs in sand and move on.	1.4091	0.07342	88	62	16	10
1898	Ah looks like my patient isn’t here yet, that’ll be a $300 no show fee	1.4091	0.07162	88	61	18	9
1899	so how did that make you peel?	1.4091	0.07154	66	42	21	3
1900	Hello? Does anyone see me?	1.4086	0.06529	93	62	24	7
1901	Patient suffers from Imposter Syndrome and Fear of Missing Out.	1.4086	0.05769	93	58	32	3
1902	I just feel like nobody notices that I'm around!	1.4086	0.05769	93	58	32	3
1903	Preoccupied with his grocery list, Dr. Freud had failed to notice that his patient's "id" had merged with his "super-ego" and created a giant lizard.	1.4085	0.07392	71	47	19	5
1904	It's a colorful story.	1.4085	0.07114	71	46	21	4
1905	My blending instinct is easily explained by Jung's Theory of Neurosis.	1.4085	0.06826	71	45	23	3
1906	I was always the last one picked for basketball.	1.4085	0.07114	71	46	21	4
1907	I’m having a little trouble blending in.	1.4085	0.07114	71	46	21	4
1908	I'm afraid to show who I really am.	1.4085	0.06826	71	45	23	3
1909	You say Gecko I say Geico.	1.4085	0.07392	71	47	19	5
1910	I find your couch invalidating.	1.4085	0.07392	71	47	19	5
1911	‘I find that I often have trouble showing my true colors’	1.4085	0.07392	71	47	19	5
1912	We were walking through a field of flowers like this when I lost sight of my mother.	1.4079	0.06537	76	48	25	3
1913	How long have you felt you were fading into the background?	1.4079	0.06800	76	49	23	4
1914	Thanks for the matching couch	1.4079	0.06800	76	49	23	4
1915	It’s karma, Chameleon. It comes and goes.	1.4079	0.07053	76	50	21	5
1916	Lacks individualism"? You do know that I'm a chameleon, right	1.4079	0.07298	76	51	19	6
1917	I feel like I'm invisible to others.	1.4079	0.06537	76	48	25	3
1918	Doctor, how come the other kids at school make fun of my tongue?	1.4079	0.06537	76	48	25	3
1919	Are those shoes you Lizzy?	1.4079	0.07053	76	50	21	5
1920	Everyone treats me as though I were invisible.	1.4074	0.06521	81	52	25	4
1921	I think I've always felt invisible.	1.4074	0.06754	81	53	23	5
1922	It wouldn't seem so remarkable if you knew my mother-in- law.	1.4074	0.07407	81	56	17	8
1923	Hmmmm... And what color does that make you turn?	1.4074	0.06978	81	54	21	6
1924	What I am hearing is that you feel emotionally clingy yet invisible, and ultimately desire to blend into the background to avoid detection. Am I close?	1.4074	0.06280	81	51	27	3
1925	And so I told Mr. Escher...	1.4074	0.06978	81	54	21	6
1926	I'm having trouble standing out at work.	1.4074	0.06754	81	53	23	5
1927	And how do my alligator shoes make you feel?	1.4070	0.07467	86	61	15	10
1928	Surely you realize you have to WANT to change.	1.4070	0.06486	86	56	25	5
1929	Tell me, did you always have this overwhelming need to fit in?	1.4066	0.06808	91	62	21	8
1930	Just tell me that you see me.	1.4066	0.06439	91	60	25	6
1931	When did you first realize what "adapt to your environment" meant?	1.4066	0.06808	91	62	21	8
1932	Tell me about your family ... and genus ... and species.	1.4066	0.06246	91	59	27	5
1933	Dear Diary: Finally a minute on my own!	1.4062	0.07943	64	43	16	5
1934	Our session is over for today and yes, I can still see you.	1.4059	0.06000	101	66	29	6
1935	Displays signs of couch envy.	1.4058	0.07535	69	46	18	5
1936	Doc, it's like I'm absorbing anxiety.	1.4058	0.07392	69	48	15	6
1937	You seem wound up. Please try to relax and return to your normal coloring.	1.4058	0.06946	69	44	22	3
1938	I mean, who doesn’t want 10% off their car insurance?	1.4058	0.06946	69	44	22	3
1939	Instead of telling you how it makes me feel, I wanted to show you.	1.4058	0.06632	69	43	24	2
1940	I see that you are blue. And how does that make you feel?	1.4058	0.07246	69	45	20	4
1941	So...I consider myself an empath	1.4058	0.06946	69	44	22	3
1942	But I like being a chameleon	1.4054	0.07179	74	49	20	5
1943	Oh yeah, Doc? Well I think YOU have mirroring personality disorder. Look how your legs match the wall pattern.	1.4054	0.07432	74	50	18	6
1944	But, doc, I thought adaptability was a virtue not a diagnosis!	1.4054	0.07915	74	52	14	8
1945	So, you're used to fitting in.	1.4054	0.06916	74	48	22	4
1946	I have control issues.	1.4054	0.06916	74	48	22	4
1947	That's bad Karma, Chameleon.	1.4054	0.07677	74	51	16	7
1948	Shh! My wife is right next to me.	1.4054	0.07179	74	49	20	5
1949	It's a sixth sense: I can feel that your checked jacket is out.	1.4054	0.07432	74	50	18	6
1950	Bob was unable to hide the fact that he was a lounge lizard	1.4054	0.07179	74	49	20	5
1951	It is Chameleon with a C-H not a K.	1.4054	0.07432	74	50	18	6
1952	You say lizard brain as if it’s a bad thing.	1.4051	0.07322	79	54	18	7
1953	Have you tried going into politics?	1.4051	0.07541	79	55	16	8
1954	(This cartoon does not need a caption, it works as is)	1.4051	0.07322	79	54	18	7
1955	Just so you know, I didn’t match your couch when I walked in here. It must be you!	1.4051	0.07097	79	53	20	6
1956	Dammit Karl, this is not the first time you've tried to categorize me as 'the lounge lizard'	1.4051	0.07097	79	53	20	6
1957	I hear you... but I can’t see you.	1.4051	0.06865	79	52	22	5
1958	I see you too like to disappear in your work.	1.4048	0.06364	84	54	26	4
1959	I’m sure there are plenty of insurance commercials that will consider you. Just be yourself.	1.4048	0.06586	84	55	24	5
1960	Sometimes I feel I don’t stand out enough.	1.4048	0.06694	84	58	19	7
1961	I feel like people don’t see me, doc.	1.4048	0.07209	84	58	18	8
1962	Even though I am great at seeing things from every angle, no one seems to notice me.	1.4048	0.06364	84	54	26	4
1963	I feel like I always have to pretend to be something I’m not	1.4048	0.07597	84	60	14	10
1964	I'm busy but let me know if you decide to change...	1.4048	0.06800	84	56	22	6
1965	I'm always afraid I won't fit in.	1.4045	0.06914	89	61	20	8
1966	And then everything just changed.	1.4043	0.05920	94	60	30	4
1967	Now you say you feel invisible around others. Tell me more about that.	1.4043	0.06474	94	63	24	7
1968	The cost for today’s session is $90 and some change.	1.4040	0.06567	99	68	22	9
1969	We do, however, seem to have gotten over your fear of floral.	1.4032	0.08117	62	42	15	5
1970	...Subject suffers from acute paranoia and abandonment issues resulting in a pathological desire to blend in.	1.4030	0.07686	67	45	17	5
1971	I will not make a chameleon joke. I will not make a chameleon joke. I will not make a chameleon joke.	1.4030	0.07974	67	46	15	6
1972	So, anyway, that's how to kill and feel nothing. But this is your time...	1.4030	0.07073	67	43	21	3
1973	As your psychologist, I can tell you that blending into the couch might work with flies, but it doesn't work with me.	1.4028	0.07310	72	48	19	5
1974	How can I be true to myself instead of this ugly sofa?	1.4028	0.08073	72	51	13	8
1975	How did you feel after you ate your children?	1.4028	0.07573	72	49	17	6
1976	Unfortunately, multiple personalities are normal in chameleons.	1.4028	0.06754	72	46	23	3
1977	How can I be outstanding when I always blend into the upholstery?	1.4028	0.07038	72	47	21	4
1978	Patient complains of persistent tumble dry paisley (PTDP) nightmares, causing chronic binocular vision and projectile dysfunction.	1.4028	0.07573	72	49	17	6
1979	I want to stand out from the crowd, but I don't want to clash with the upholstery.	1.4028	0.07038	72	47	21	4
1980	Do I look fat in this?	1.4028	0.07827	72	50	15	7
1981	Is it as bad as they say, doc? It all stems from my lizard brain, doesn’t it	1.4028	0.06754	72	46	23	3
1982	What do you think? Too matchy matchy?	1.4028	0.08073	72	51	13	8
1983	Sure, I blend in--but never with the right crowd.	1.4026	0.06981	77	51	21	5
1984	Tell me why you think you've changed?	1.4026	0.07680	77	54	15	8
1985	I’ve worked so hard toward this promotion but can’t seem to make myself stand out.	1.4026	0.06473	77	49	25	3
1986	Your eleven o’clock is waiting.” “Tell him I can’t see him.	1.4026	0.07222	77	52	19	6
1987	Doc, I can't even get your attention.	1.4026	0.06981	77	51	21	5
1988	How can I get her to really see me doc?	1.4026	0.06981	77	51	21	5
1989	I’m trying to be my authentic self, but I feel like nobody ever gets to see the real me.	1.4026	0.06732	77	50	23	4
1990	It’s just assumed that I should adapt. What about what I want?	1.4024	0.06911	82	55	21	6
1991	But Mr. Chameleon, the ability to adapt to many environments is viewed as an extremely positive attribute.	1.4024	0.06911	82	55	21	6
1992	Doc, people just don't see me for who I am.	1.4024	0.06223	82	52	27	3
1993	How often would you say you feel this irresistible urge to blend in?	1.4024	0.06460	82	53	25	4
1994	This couch makes my skin crawl.	1.4023	0.07025	87	60	19	8
1995	Nobody sees the real me - and this couch isn't helping at all.	1.4023	0.06832	87	59	21	7
1996	He forgot I was here. Again.	1.4023	0.06428	87	57	25	5
1997	I've spent my entire life trying to fit in. I'm exhausted	1.4023	0.06633	87	58	23	6
1998	maybe you just need a change of scenery - it might change your outlook	1.4023	0.07025	87	60	19	8
1999	Let's talk about adaptive behaviour.	1.4022	0.06384	92	61	25	6
2000	And you feel you don't fit in?	1.4020	0.05789	102	66	31	5
2001	Just once I want to be the center of attention.	1.4000	0.06844	75	49	22	4
2002	Have you ever thought about color-affirming surgery?	1.4000	0.06736	85	57	22	6
2003	So you say you're an ego-wanna?	1.4000	0.07985	70	49	14	7
2004	Let's help you break those unproductive old patterns.	1.4000	0.05846	85	53	30	2
2005	So,what makes you think you don’t fit in ?	1.4000	0.06797	80	53	22	5
2006	Patient 1250- Fears he is cold-blooded and clingy. Unfortunately, I can't see him anymore.	1.4000	0.07248	80	55	18	7
2007	Noted: Borderline Reptilian Disorder.	1.4000	0.06307	85	55	26	4
2008	And, you can't get seem to get comfortable in your own skin?	1.4000	0.06560	80	52	24	4
2009	It's just that I constantly feel ignored and overlooked.	1.4000	0.07532	65	43	18	4
2010	I have a close relative that can get you a great deal on car insurance!	1.4000	0.06736	85	57	22	6
2011	I just can’t seem to find who I really am, doctor.	1.4000	0.04840	75	55	15	5
2012	Remember - you can only change yourself, not the furniture.	1.4000	0.06243	95	63	26	6
2013	Sure, I can scratch out the "cold-blooded" comment.	1.4000	0.07026	80	54	20	6
2014	so, Mr. Jones... would you consider yourself a conformist?	1.4000	0.06560	80	52	24	4
2015	I’m ready to see you now.	1.4000	0.07593	75	52	16	7
2016	I need to see a post Freudian therapist with contemporary decor."	1.4000	0.06871	70	45	22	3
2017	I just wish I could stand out in the crowd sometimes!	1.4000	0.06315	80	51	26	3
2018	I come from a family of environmental empaths.	1.4000	0.06296	75	47	26	2
2019	I don’t think I can see you anymore	1.4000	0.07532	65	43	18	4
2020	If you try to grab my bow tie with your tongue one more time, I'm calling an end to this session.	1.4000	0.07722	70	48	16	6
2021	I always feel this need to blend in.	1.4000	0.06864	65	41	22	2
2022	So what did you think about the Kafka story?	1.4000	0.06576	75	48	24	3
2023	And so you’re hiding from exactly what?	1.4000	0.06562	70	44	24	2
2024	Maybe you should just try being yourself.	1.4000	0.07026	80	54	20	6
2025	Is your fly open?	1.4000	0.07103	75	50	20	5
2026	I keep trying to assert myself, but I can't help blending in.	1.4000	0.07449	70	47	18	5
2027	Well, ever since that day I've been something of a wallflower.	1.4000	0.07449	70	47	18	5
2028	seems i've lost myself again.	1.4000	0.06797	80	53	22	5
2029	Lets unpack your father being invisible in your life.	1.4000	0.07166	70	46	20	4
2030	I’m uncomfortable with change	1.4000	0.06307	85	55	26	4
2031	A lot of people have been asking about my skin color routine	1.4000	0.06797	80	53	22	5
2032	I just feel like I'm always having to change myself	1.4000	0.06560	80	52	24	4
2033	So, is it hard to find a balance between blending in and showing your true colors?	1.4000	0.05633	115	76	32	7
2034	So you say you dream in black-and-white?	1.4000	0.07026	80	54	20	6
2035	Sometimes it feels like I still don’t fit in no matter how hard I try.	1.4000	0.06576	75	48	24	3
2036	Cold blooded! I think that's a little harsh!	1.4000	0.07532	65	43	18	4
2037	Your colour changing couch definitely helps me blend in.	1.3980	0.06279	98	66	25	7
2038	Now, let's discuss those mood changes of yours.	1.3978	0.05749	93	59	31	3
2039	It's just that, I don't see the change myself...	1.3978	0.06689	93	64	21	8
2040	Huge therapeutic success. The patient is starting to fit in.	1.3977	0.06769	88	60	21	7
2041	Have you been listening to anything I’ve said	1.3977	0.06056	88	59	24	5
2042	Can't you see I'm just trying to blend in!?	1.3976	0.06400	83	54	25	4
2043	I hate to break it to you, but we all feel like we're screaming into a disinterested void that doesn't recognize us for who we are."	1.3976	0.07655	83	60	13	10
2044	Notes: 1) subject freaked by flowers 2) looks Good on him!	1.3976	0.06844	83	56	21	6
2045	Feelings of Upholster Syndrome is much more common than you think.	1.3976	0.07055	83	57	19	7
2046	But why does the gecko get all the commercials? Don’t I look beautiful?	1.3976	0.06844	83	56	21	6
2047	Everyone thinks I'm trying to hide, while I'm just very open with my emotions...	1.3976	0.05405	83	55	25	3
2048	Even my coffee is a blend...	1.3976	0.07055	83	57	19	7
2049	I spend so much time just trying to fit in.	1.3976	0.06400	83	54	25	4
2050	A Freudian slipcover, you say?	1.3976	0.07261	83	58	17	8
2051	No, not a metaphorical wall flower!	1.3974	0.06665	78	51	23	4
2052	I can't help it doc, my primitive reptile brain keeps taking over.	1.3974	0.06410	78	50	25	3
2053	So you'll know, that fabric is dated.	1.3974	0.07147	78	53	19	6
2054	Excuse me. Could we exchange places? I want to ask you about your background.	1.3974	0.06410	78	50	25	3
2055	Every week I feel more and more invisible	1.3974	0.06665	78	51	23	4
2056	I just feel like an imposter all the time!	1.3974	0.06665	78	51	23	4
2057	It's like no one will look me straight in the eyes	1.3974	0.06910	78	52	21	5
2058	I’ll just write down, avoidance issue	1.3974	0.07376	78	54	17	7
2059	And you describe this emotion as " feeling invisible"?	1.3973	0.06393	73	46	25	2
2060	You gonna eat that fly?	1.3973	0.06684	73	47	23	3
2061	...and no matter where you are, you tend to feel invisible...yes, go on...	1.3973	0.06963	73	48	21	4
2062	I know, I know. It was just reupholstered but the color suits you.	1.3973	0.06963	73	48	21	4
2063	Janice, where is my 2:30 appointment? I thought I asked you to send him in ten minutes ago.	1.3973	0.07489	73	50	17	6
2064	Doc, should I lick that fly off your collar or sit still and focus on my inner Prince Charming?	1.3973	0.05599	73	51	18	4
2065	All right, next week we can work on checks and stripes.	1.3973	0.07231	73	49	19	5
2066	So, tell me, when did you first realize that you just wanted to disappear into the background?	1.3973	0.06684	73	47	23	3
2067	Note to self..."would make a wonderful pillow"	1.3973	0.06963	73	48	21	4
2068	So... you're tired of blending in with the crowd...	1.3973	0.07231	73	49	19	5
2069	Am I adjusting too well to my surroundings?	1.3973	0.06684	73	47	23	3
2070	It appears that you've spent your whole life trying to blend in and now you are having an identity crisis.	1.3973	0.06684	73	47	23	3
2071	David Bowie I could have lived with, but why was it Boy George?!?!	1.3973	0.06393	73	46	25	2
2072	i find myself blending in, rather than standing out	1.3973	0.07489	73	50	17	6
2073	Huh, I've never had a patient with a codependent relationship with my couch before.	1.3973	0.07231	73	49	19	5
2074	Three years of your "try to stand out," and nothing's changed.	1.3971	0.06993	68	44	21	3
2075	So I said, “Oh, yeah? Well, if I had fangs and claws, I wouldn’t change my spots, either.”	1.3971	0.07300	68	45	19	4
2076	I feel that nobody can see the real me.	1.3971	0.07595	68	46	17	5
2077	I want to be striped and you're going to help me.	1.3971	0.07300	68	45	19	4
2078	So you feel ignored?	1.3971	0.06334	68	42	25	1
2079	So. Let's start with some background. First thing that comes to you.	1.3971	0.08152	68	48	13	7
2080	No one ever sees the real me. Ann Watson Sausalito CA	1.3971	0.07300	68	45	19	4
2081	So what makes you think no one sees the real you?”	1.3971	0.07300	68	45	19	4
2082	I guess it all started when my father disappeared ...	1.3968	0.07687	63	42	17	4
2083	You say you sometimes feel invisible.	1.3968	0.07346	63	41	19	3
2084	We’ve talked about this — true change comes from within.	1.3968	0.07346	63	41	19	3
2085	I swear Doctor, everytime I was near trump I turned orange.	1.3968	0.08013	63	43	15	5
2086	So you’re feeling unseen...	1.3968	0.06989	63	40	21	2
2087	You just need to try being comfortable in your own skin.	1.3958	0.06191	96	64	26	6
2088	So when did your mother disappear?	1.3956	0.06608	91	62	22	7
2089	Identity Crisis? Look at me - I’d say this goes way beyond blending in.	1.3956	0.06420	91	61	24	6
2090	Even his therapist didn't notice him.	1.3953	0.07449	86	62	14	10
2091	What do you mean I’ve given you an idea about a matching pillow for the couch?	1.3953	0.07263	86	61	16	9
2092	Well, he's missed another appointment.	1.3953	0.06250	86	56	26	4
2093	People look at me like I’m not even here.	1.3953	0.06466	86	57	24	5
2094	Going unnoticed for quite some time, the disturbed patient makes his move.”	1.3953	0.06466	86	57	24	5
2095	...loner, limited verbal skills, clingy...	1.3951	0.06731	81	54	22	5
2096	To really change you have to want to not change.	1.3951	0.06498	81	53	24	4
2097	"We're still on the clock, whether I can see you, or not."	1.3951	0.07387	81	57	16	8
2098	Is it so wrong to want to stand out?	1.3951	0.06498	81	53	24	4
2099	So, I think your desire to blend in is driven by your social anxiety. You probably get that from your parents. What do you think?	1.3951	0.07387	81	57	16	8
2100	I’m sorry but I just can’t stop wondering what you write on that clipboard	1.3951	0.06731	81	54	22	5
2101	So tell me, why do you think you’re always changing yourself to suit the needs of others?	1.3951	0.07175	81	56	18	7
2102	I feel different every time I come in here.	1.3947	0.07274	76	52	18	6
2103	I hate plaid!	1.3947	0.07029	76	51	20	5
2104	There have been so many changes in my life.	1.3947	0.07274	76	52	18	6
2105	The problem is, Doc, people don't seem to notice me.	1.3947	0.07029	76	51	20	5
2106	Maybe change is good for you	1.3947	0.07029	76	51	20	5
2107	What are you writing that you find so interesting?	1.3947	0.07274	76	52	18	6
2108	Is it possible you’re trying too hard to fit in?	1.3947	0.07029	76	51	20	5
2109	Unwilling to abandon his lifelong quest to find his true colors, Leon seeks professional help	1.3947	0.07274	76	52	18	6
2110	I just don’t understand why nobody ever sees the real me.	1.3947	0.07029	76	51	20	5
2111	Aspiring politician, check.	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
2112	So, a different color for each personality?	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
2113	You see, I’m not exactly comfortable sharing my true colors.	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
2114	I feel like I'm having an identity crisis.	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
2115	But aren’t we supposed to keep changing, how is change a problem?	1.3944	0.07365	71	48	18	5
2116	My behavior patterns are repetitive.	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
2117	My acting teacher says it’s a plus but I don’t see it...	1.3944	0.06943	71	49	17	5
2118	I'm glad you like the upholstery but don't ask where it came from.	1.3939	0.06786	66	42	22	2
2119	Why can't you see me?	1.3939	0.06786	66	42	22	2
2120	See, I can too change.	1.3939	0.07442	66	44	18	4
2121	I'm tired of always just blending in. I want to stand out!	1.3939	0.06228	99	67	25	7
2122	so, you think I'm a lizard	1.3939	0.07749	66	45	16	5
2123	Why do they keep asking me about car insurance?! I don’t even own a car.	1.3939	0.07442	66	44	18	4
2124	Never before have I seen so much change during one session. Damn, I'm good.	1.3934	0.07495	61	40	18	3
2125	You think you can't express your true self?	1.3934	0.08191	61	42	14	5
2126	I fell like some people can't read the room when I'm in it	1.3934	0.07495	61	40	18	3
2127	And how does projecting a tacky floral background make you feel?	1.3933	0.06514	89	60	23	6
2128	My last therapist said I should try to be more open to change.	1.3933	0.06895	89	62	19	8
2129	I’ll stop treating you like a piece of furniture when you stop acting like one.	1.3929	0.06779	84	57	21	6
2130	I’m good and blending in but I still need advice.	1.3929	0.06779	84	57	21	6
2131	Yes, you've taken transference to a whole new level.	1.3929	0.06564	84	56	23	5
2132	Doc, I feel like I've lost the real me"	1.3929	0.07189	84	59	17	8
2133	Why do you think you keep repeating the same pattern?	1.3929	0.06987	84	58	19	7
2134	Hey Doc, does this couch make me look fat?	1.3929	0.06341	84	55	25	4
2135	I fear I am turning into a euphemism	1.3929	0.06564	84	56	23	5
2136	Changing your color isn’t the same as positive growth	1.3929	0.06111	84	54	27	3
2137	I haven’t left the house in so long I’m blending into the furniture	1.3929	0.05225	84	58	22	4
2138	The obscurity counseling is going well, but your time is up...if you’re still here.	1.3924	0.06219	79	53	22	4
2139	Yes,I can still see you	1.3924	0.07074	79	54	19	6
2140	So, how long have you felt unnoticed by others?	1.3924	0.06088	79	50	27	2
2141	Then you say you turned green with envy...	1.3924	0.07300	79	55	17	7
2142	This couch is really showing your true colors..	1.3924	0.06349	79	51	25	3
2143	I often feel you don't really see me.	1.3924	0.06349	79	51	25	3
2144	Maybe try to stand out more instead of blending in?	1.3924	0.06599	79	52	23	4
2145	Steady progress is being made. You're successfully blending in more.	1.3924	0.06599	79	52	23	4
2146	So, for how long have you felt that you just fade into your surroundings	1.3924	0.06841	79	53	21	5
2147	After a great deal of thought, I’ve decided to return to my former therapist and his beautiful green leather couch.	1.3924	0.07300	79	55	17	7
2148	I feel like a total failure as a duck.	1.3924	0.06841	79	53	21	5
2149	People say I come and go but I don’t know what they’re talking about.	1.3924	0.06599	79	52	23	4
2150	I don't even know hue I am anymore!	1.3924	0.07074	79	54	19	6
2151	. I feel so invisible. He doesn't even know I'm here.	1.3924	0.07939	79	58	11	10
2152	So you don’t feel like people see you?	1.3924	0.06841	79	53	21	5
2153	Sorry about the shoes .	1.3919	0.07407	74	51	17	6
2154	Actually you are a lizard.	1.3919	0.06615	74	48	23	3
2155	You're projecting.	1.3919	0.07152	74	50	19	5
2156	Well, we can’t all blend in, can we?	1.3919	0.05024	74	53	17	4
2157	Claims it's in his nature to fade into the background...	1.3919	0.07152	74	50	19	5
2158	You’ve been treating me so long, I feel like a piece of furniture.	1.3919	0.07407	74	51	17	6
2159	You said I had to change.	1.3919	0.06329	74	47	25	2
2160	Do you think he knows I'm here?	1.3919	0.06889	74	49	21	4
2161	Huh... I never thought of it as a defence mechanism	1.3919	0.06889	74	49	21	4
2162	Alright, I think you've covered your background.	1.3919	0.07653	74	52	15	7
2163	Patterns becoming a pattern.	1.3919	0.07891	74	53	13	8
2164	If the therapist doesn't see me am I really here?	1.3919	0.06889	74	49	21	4
2165	Wow, finally a patient who really likes my couch.	1.3919	0.06889	74	49	21	4
2166	'This is a perfect example, I've always despised chintz, but look at me!'	1.3919	0.07407	74	51	17	6
2167	Just be your true self and allow others to see who you really are…Wait! Where did you go.	1.3919	0.05873	74	48	24	2
2168	Your bill for this month comes to... Wait, where did you go?	1.3913	0.07216	69	46	19	4
2169	You have to want to change!	1.3913	0.07506	69	47	17	5
2170	You're not writing down that thing I said about having sex with a gecko, are you?	1.3913	0.07506	69	47	17	5
2171	It's only natural to want to fit in....	1.3913	0.06550	92	63	22	7
2172	I don't know, it seems I just don't fit in.	1.3913	0.06599	69	44	23	2
2173	Jung? I thought you said "tongue."	1.3913	0.07506	69	47	17	5
2174	She says I'm too much of a wallflower - always trying to fade into the background.	1.3913	0.06729	92	64	20	8
2175	Tell me more in not wanting to be noticed...are you still here?	1.3913	0.06915	69	45	21	3
2176	Old patterns are making it hard for me to change.	1.3913	0.06599	69	44	23	2
2177	Yes, Mother was always on me about my posture.	1.3913	0.06915	69	45	21	3
2178	How do you feel when your mate disappears into the carpet?	1.3913	0.07216	69	46	19	4
2179	Why can’t I just stand out for once?!	1.3913	0.07506	69	47	17	5
2180	I’ve noticed you reupholster your couch every week. What kind of mind games are you playing?!	1.3913	0.07506	69	47	17	5
2181	People say I’m way too impressionable, doc.	1.3913	0.05977	92	60	28	4
2182	Patient has a predictable behavior pattern.	1.3908	0.07005	87	61	18	8
2183	When was the first time you felt as if people were just treating you like part of the furniture?	1.3908	0.06195	87	57	26	4
2184	If you want me to help you, you'll have to show me your true colors.	1.3908	0.06407	87	58	24	5
2185	He changes that jacket and bow tie every time we have session and they call me a chameleon.	1.3908	0.06195	87	57	26	4
2186	It's like she doesn't even see me anymore.	1.3908	0.06407	87	58	24	5
2187	So, just how long have you felt ‘invisible’?	1.3906	0.06538	64	40	23	1
2188	I just feel like no one really sees me, doc.	1.3906	0.07911	64	44	15	5
2189	Well I wouldn't say a wallflower so much as a couch chameleon.	1.3906	0.06907	64	41	21	2
2190	You are the first client who mirrors the couch and not me.	1.3906	0.08219	64	45	13	6
2191	You say you’re not projecting, but your skin says you are.	1.3906	0.07911	64	44	15	5
2192	I’m wondering if Kafka’s got any clues for us.	1.3906	0.07257	64	42	19	3
2193	It looks like we both need to shed some old patterns.	1.3906	0.07911	64	44	15	5
2194	Who am I really?	1.3906	0.07591	64	43	17	4
2195	You see doctor, I have a hard time standing out	1.3906	0.08515	64	46	11	7
2196	It’s like no matter what I do, nobody sees me for me!	1.3906	0.07911	64	44	15	5
2197	I dunno Doc. I just feel so invisible.	1.3902	0.06198	82	53	26	3
2198	You want to stand out more you say? You’re a talking Chameleon...	1.3902	0.06888	82	56	20	6
2199	My family accuses me of mocking them— but I can’t see it...	1.3902	0.06198	82	53	26	3
2200	Note: May 20th: advised to show true colours	1.3902	0.06436	82	54	24	4
2201	You should be proud of yourself for seeing both sides of every story. Maybe we can find ways to help you be seen, too.	1.3902	0.06436	82	54	24	4
2202	Reminder: Get a different pattern for the upholstery on the couch.	1.3902	0.07103	82	57	18	7
2203	You say you feel like a chameleon. Can you be more specific?	1.3902	0.06666	82	55	22	5
2204	It’s not the stripes and plaid combo that makes me want to blend into the background. It’s the snakeskin wing tips.	1.3902	0.06666	82	55	22	5
2205	Beauty is skin deep, my ass	1.3902	0.07103	82	57	18	7
2206	How long have you felt this need to fit in?	1.3898	0.08381	59	41	13	5
2207	And you know...I hate going to parties, I always end up feeling like wallpaper	1.3898	0.08381	59	41	13	5
2208	If more people had your exquisite taste in upholstery I wouldn't need antidepressants.	1.3896	0.07657	77	55	14	8
2209	Yes, I am sure this has nothing to do with the pills I prescribed, Ms Sherman. '	1.3896	0.07657	77	55	14	8
2210	Doctor, I've been overlooked my whole life... Hello? Hello?	1.3896	0.07197	77	53	18	6
2211	'So you say that you don't fit in? I just don't see it!"	1.3896	0.07431	77	54	16	7
2212	Plaid and stripes. Nice.	1.3896	0.06956	77	52	20	5
2213	Your real change needs to come from within.	1.3896	0.07197	77	53	18	6
2214	It's days like today that I wish I had more control over my wardrobe.	1.3896	0.06705	77	51	22	4
2215	I should have asked about the tapestry beforehand.	1.3896	0.06956	77	52	20	5
2216	We’ve got to get to the bottom of your need to blend in	1.3896	0.06956	77	52	20	5
2217	I keep trying to blend in at parties, but I feel like nobody really “sees” me.	1.3896	0.06705	77	51	22	4
2218	I’m having a hard time matching my personality to this fabric.	1.3896	0.07431	77	54	16	7
2219	At this rate we'll never find your authentic self	1.3895	0.06574	95	66	21	8
2220	Would it be obsessive to admit my preference for plaids and stripes?	1.3889	0.06057	90	59	27	4
2221	I think its time for a change of scenery.	1.3889	0.07282	72	49	18	5
2222	I’ve tried everything but I still just feel unworthy ever since GEICO picked my cousin Louie instead of me.	1.3889	0.06724	72	47	22	3
2223	I just don't know who I really am, Doc.	1.3889	0.07009	72	48	20	4
2224	I'm worried I won't stand out enough at my new job.	1.3889	0.06260	90	60	25	5
2225	And what would that be like? For you to feel seen?	1.3889	0.06456	90	61	23	6
2226	How long have you self-identified as furniture?	1.3889	0.07546	72	50	16	6
2227	Why do you think you feel guilty about the fly on the wall?	1.3889	0.06456	90	61	23	6
2228	Other than feeling chintzy, how have you been?	1.3889	0.07009	72	48	20	4
2229	So you’re obsessed that someday you’ll look like your mother, hmm?	1.3889	0.07009	72	48	20	4
2230	So, you want me to help you find your true colours, correct?	1.3889	0.05614	72	51	17	4
2231	so did i change or did the couch change dr? sorry mr. Leon we are out of time	1.3889	0.07009	72	48	20	4
2232	She complains about my inconsistent patterns of behavior.	1.3889	0.07546	72	50	16	6
2233	Am I changing colors or are the colors changing me?	1.3889	0.07009	72	48	20	4
2234	My wife says I'm not the man I used to be.	1.3889	0.07282	72	49	18	5
2235	...and my dermatologist referred me to you, which frankly I found a bit condescending.	1.3889	0.08048	72	52	12	8
2236	Checks and stripes? That doesn't match the chair at all!	1.3882	0.07687	85	63	11	11
2237	I’m assuming you’re here to discuss your need to fit in...	1.3881	0.07039	67	44	20	3
2238	No, I've never read any Kafka, why?	1.3881	0.07039	67	44	20	3
2239	Mr. Moskowitz, tell me more about your traumatic upholstery experience.	1.3881	0.07655	67	46	16	5
2240	Why is it that only frogs get kissed	1.3881	0.06710	67	43	22	2
2241	I feel like nobody even notices me.	1.3881	0.06710	67	43	22	2
2242	Note: patient seems to have disappeared ...	1.3881	0.08224	67	48	12	7
2243	I didn't hate my father. I ATE my father.	1.3881	0.07353	67	45	18	4
2244	It all started when my mother made me wear plaid suits.	1.3881	0.07945	67	47	14	6
2245	How many flies have you killed?	1.3881	0.06710	67	43	22	2
2246	What makes you think you don't have a consistent identity.	1.3881	0.07945	67	47	14	6
2247	I try to blend in but people just ignore me.	1.3881	0.07655	67	46	16	5
2248	Doctor, I want intimacy, but I’m afraid of losing my identity.	1.3881	0.07353	67	45	18	4
2249	Does this pattern make me look fat	1.3881	0.06710	67	43	22	2
2250	What do you think of plaid?	1.3875	0.06288	80	52	25	3
2251	Do you spot a pattern here?	1.3875	0.06288	80	52	25	3
2252	Around others, I can adapt to be whoever I need to be, but who am I when I'm alone with myself?	1.3875	0.06535	80	53	23	4
2253	When did you start to think you were a lounge lizard?	1.3875	0.07650	80	58	13	9
2254	So you want to become more of an extrovert,instead of always just blending into the background?	1.3875	0.07225	80	56	17	7
2255	I always thought of myself as well adapted to change,but this Covid thing really has me on edge.	1.3875	0.05763	80	55	21	4
2256	We seem to have mastered your fear of change	1.3871	0.07034	62	40	20	2
2257	This is not the change I was hoping for.	1.3871	0.07749	62	42	16	4
2258	Hiding won't solve your problems.	1.3871	0.07749	62	42	16	4
2259	It doesn’t matter if I can see you. You need to see yourself.	1.3871	0.08083	62	43	14	5
2260	Lately, I just don't feel seen	1.3871	0.06647	62	39	22	1
2261	Is that my mother on your feet?	1.3871	0.08083	62	43	14	5
2262	Sooo, your constant tendency to blend-in, mirror and satisfy others has left you feeling void, inconsistent and existentially unaware of who you truly are...am I getting that right?	1.3871	0.08404	62	44	12	6
2263	He’s late again.	1.3871	0.07400	62	41	18	3
2264	You told me I should adapt but I don’t feel like myself anymore	1.3871	0.06310	93	63	24	6
2265	For third time, will you please quit calling me LIZZIE!!	1.3871	0.06647	62	39	22	1
2266	Now that you mention it, my mother did like me best when I matched her favorite dress	1.3871	0.07749	62	42	16	4
2267	So you say you’re having Imposter Syndrome?	1.3871	0.07034	62	40	20	2
2268	I can help, but you really have to really have to want not to change.	1.3867	0.07326	75	52	17	6
2269	I feel like I just blend in to most social settings.	1.3867	0.06816	75	50	21	4
2270	So what you’re telling me is that I don’t have to be like everything else?	1.3867	0.07076	75	51	19	5
2271	So you see Doc, turns out, after all that, I really am just a chameleon"	1.3867	0.07568	75	53	15	7
2272	Some days I feel as if I’m just blending in with the furniture.	1.3867	0.06547	75	49	23	3
2273	I’m just writing out your bill before we start your consultation	1.3867	0.07076	75	51	19	5
2274	Let's pick up where we left off last week... you were talking about how you don't feel seen.	1.3867	0.07326	75	52	17	6
2275	I'm just trying to blend in while standing out, y'know?	1.3867	0.06547	75	49	23	3
2276	So, you don't feel comfortable in your own skin?	1.3867	0.06816	75	50	21	4
2277	please change me back. I was only joking!	1.3867	0.06547	75	49	23	3
2278	Here’s the recipe.... You take one handful of crickets, sauté them in olive oil and garlic...	1.3867	0.06547	75	49	23	3
2279	They just don't understand, I don't choose to match the wallpaper.	1.3867	0.06120	75	50	22	3
2280	A nine letter word for someone who changes their behavior according to the situation. Really!?! Having trouble?!?	1.3867	0.07076	75	51	19	5
2281	I feel like people look right through me	1.3867	0.06816	75	50	21	4
2282	Impostor syndrome is actually quite common in your demographic.	1.3864	0.07482	88	65	12	11
2283	My head was filled with sorrow, Doc. Green scales fell like rain.	1.3857	0.07419	70	48	17	5
2284	How long have you found yourself wanting to fit in?	1.3857	0.06203	70	44	25	1
2285	I just feel I don’t fit in	1.3857	0.06838	70	46	21	3
2286	I want to develop my own style.	1.3857	0.06528	70	45	23	2
2287	Let’s explore why you blame your mother for your compulsive need to fit in.	1.3857	0.07135	70	47	19	4
2288	Are you still feeling blue?	1.3857	0.06988	70	49	16	5
2289	I feel like no one sees me as I am....	1.3857	0.06838	70	46	21	3
2290	You don't need to always blend in.	1.3857	0.07135	70	47	19	4
2291	What do you mean, “a leopard can’t change its spots”?	1.3857	0.07135	70	47	19	4
2292	I never feel like I can be myself	1.3857	0.07419	70	48	17	5
2293	Iguana go home	1.3857	0.07419	70	48	17	5
2294	I feel I have been transformed by therapy.	1.3855	0.06141	83	54	26	3
2295	Maybe, for once, you should try to stand out from your surroundings . . .	1.3855	0.07033	83	58	18	7
2296	‘What are you writing down? I can change.’	1.3855	0.06375	83	55	24	4
2297	I hate no-shows...	1.3855	0.07033	83	58	18	7
2298	Doc: “So let’s talk about why you have been feeling so blue....green?....yellow! today”	1.3855	0.06141	83	54	26	3
2299	What I’m hearing you say is that you feel you’re not being seen.	1.3846	0.06884	78	53	20	5
2300	I have a weird feeling that something or someone is watching me.	1.3846	0.07498	65	44	17	4
2301	Do you think you may be masking your true feelings?	1.3846	0.06206	91	61	25	5
2302	Ahh yes, I see now.	1.3846	0.06638	78	52	22	4
2303	I can’t stop changing myself to meet the needs of others.	1.3846	0.06638	78	52	22	4
2304	I just want to stand out.	1.3846	0.06884	78	53	20	5
2305	I feel like she sees right through me, but at the same time can’t be bothered to look at me. It’s infuriating!	1.3846	0.07352	78	55	16	7
2306	What makes you think of yourself as a wallflower?	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
2307	I just don't feel SEEN, you know?	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
2308	Day 1: seeing no results so far.	1.3846	0.06115	78	50	26	2
2309	No matter how often I change, I just don’t feel seen.	1.3846	0.06382	78	51	24	3
2310	Your door was open and it IS New York City, afterall!	1.3846	0.07170	65	43	19	3
2311	I am not comfortable in my own skin...	1.3846	0.06884	78	53	20	5
2312	We’ve reached the end of our session, but I can say I am seeing significant changes.	1.3846	0.06884	78	53	20	5
2313	Finally, a client that isn't resistant to change!	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
2314	‘My Mom and Dad never want to know how I feel. It’s like I’m invisible!’	1.3846	0.07170	65	43	19	3
2315	No matter how hard I try I just don’t blend in	1.3837	0.06226	86	57	25	4
2316	That's interesting. Why is you think you always have to fit in?	1.3837	0.06226	86	57	25	4
2317	Doc, I think I am trapped in a bad pattern.	1.3837	0.06651	86	59	21	6
2318	You keep fading in and out. We'll book a Zoom appointment next visit.	1.3837	0.06651	86	59	21	6
2319	I see what you’re saying, but I still don’t recognize a pattern.	1.3837	0.06651	86	59	21	6
2320	I mean how would you feel if they named a psychological effect Dr. Goldman?	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2321	Patient's slow fade into thin air likely suggests a fear of delving further into the cause of his identity crisis.	1.3836	0.07202	73	50	18	5
2322	So I hear you say... you have a compulsive need to fit it?	1.3836	0.06652	73	48	22	3
2323	No you cannot sit on my lap.	1.3836	0.06933	73	49	20	4
2324	Adapt?! That's your advice?	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2325	I'm sorry. The print pattern was my wife's idea.	1.3836	0.06652	73	48	22	3
2326	So, what makes you think no one pays attention to you?	1.3836	0.06933	73	49	20	4
2327	Don't move! There is something tasty behind your chair..	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2328	Try to embrace change. If not, I'd stick with solids.	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2329	I'm not blue - it's just the colour of your couch.	1.3836	0.06933	73	49	20	4
2330	I guess I’m going to have to charge Iggy again for missing his appointment	1.3836	0.06652	73	48	22	3
2331	I’m sensing you’re not showing your true colors to the world. And maybe that’s the problem.	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2332	Sometimes I feel like a chameleon.”	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2333	C-h-a-m-e-l-e-o-n, I don’t know why you can’t ever remember who I am!	1.3833	0.07916	60	41	15	4
2334	Well, I didn't see my dad very much...	1.3833	0.07167	60	39	19	2
2335	To Do: buy insurance	1.3833	0.07916	60	41	15	4
2336	May I sit on your jacket for a minute?	1.3827	0.06932	81	56	19	6
2337	Nobody ever really sees ME! It's as though I just fade into the background wherever I am.	1.3827	0.06705	81	55	21	5
2338	I just feel like nobody sees me for me	1.3827	0.06705	81	55	21	5
2339	So, Mrs. Kaftka, this would be yet another dream in which you devour your husband?	1.3827	0.05975	81	52	27	2
2340	You've made a breakthrough! You're finally blending in.	1.3827	0.06471	81	54	23	4
2341	Doc, I just want to be seen.	1.3827	0.06471	81	54	23	4
2342	The real issue here comes when people start asking for my true colors......	1.3827	0.06351	81	56	20	5
2343	That IS interesting but I do not see you that way”	1.3827	0.06705	81	55	21	5
2344	Finally I can show my true colors.	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2345	My transference is getting the best of me.	1.3824	0.07267	68	46	18	4
2346	In therapy, you must want to change first.	1.3824	0.06296	68	43	24	1
2347	How long have you identified as a mammal?	1.3824	0.07848	68	48	14	6
2348	THE PILLOW SHOULD MATCH	1.3824	0.06635	68	44	22	2
2349	Wainscoting or fabric. These are the things that keep me up.	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2350	Coming out of your shell is only the first step.	1.3824	0.07267	68	46	18	4
2351	But, doctor, I've been really trying to evolve. .	1.3824	0.05749	68	44	23	1
2352	I suspect you’ll never stand out in a crowd, or from anything else.	1.3824	0.08123	68	49	12	7
2353	Why do you never ask me about my matching patterns any more?	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2354	No, you can't sit on my lap to get stripes.	1.3824	0.08123	68	49	12	7
2355	I would probably feel more comfortable in my own skin if I knew what it was.	1.3824	0.06296	68	43	24	1
2356	sometimes I feel like nobody ever notices me..	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2357	You’re projecting again.	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2358	I've spent so much of the past year alone that I don't know how to blend in anymore	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2359	I’m just so sad that no one can see me!	1.3824	0.07267	68	46	18	4
2360	Tell me when things started to change	1.3820	0.06292	89	60	24	5
2361	If you lick me again I will have to recommend other counseling.	1.3816	0.07247	76	53	17	6
2362	Your defense mechanisms are genuine and obvious, but for us to make progress this session, please keep your tongue in check.	1.3816	0.07247	76	53	17	6
2363	You should be thankful it’s not a Dali print	1.3816	0.07001	76	52	19	5
2364	Note to self...call the upholsterer.	1.3816	0.06745	76	51	21	4
2365	Well Doc, my problem is that I feel like nobody ever notices me. It’s like I blend into the scenery whenever I walk into a room.	1.3816	0.06745	76	51	21	4
2366	Yes, but - how does the couch make you feel?	1.3816	0.06203	76	49	25	2
2367	I just feel like I need to change to fit in everywhere I go	1.3816	0.07247	76	53	17	6
2368	Planning on reupholstering anytime soon, doc?	1.3816	0.06480	76	50	23	3
2369	You can’t keep hiding from your problems, Gerald.	1.3816	0.06745	76	51	21	4
2370	Yes,you do have quite a tail to unfold !	1.3810	0.07650	63	43	16	4
2371	You can eat a fly, but you can't fly.	1.3810	0.08292	63	45	12	6
2372	You have to become your own person.	1.3810	0.06539	84	57	22	5
2373	And you feeling invisible -- is that only when hunting or at other times?	1.3810	0.06084	84	55	26	3
2374	Is that how you really see me?	1.3810	0.04762	63	41	22	0
2375	Your couch turns me on!	1.3810	0.07977	63	44	14	5
2376	Oh I'm sorry, are you still here?	1.3810	0.07307	63	42	18	3
2377	The thing is doc....I'm not a chameleon.	1.3810	0.07307	63	42	18	3
2378	Can you match the wainscoting at the same time?	1.3803	0.06763	71	47	21	3
2379	We aren’t going to make any progress here if you keep mocking the process.	1.3803	0.07864	71	51	13	7
2380	Patient states his desire for open, honest communication, but his mood suggests otherwise.	1.3803	0.06459	71	46	23	2
2381	Maybe I'm too matchy-matchy. But it's better than stripes with plaid.	1.3803	0.07603	71	50	15	6
2382	I can see, Doc, that you get your stripes from the wall, but where did that awful plaid come from?	1.3803	0.07864	71	51	13	7
2383	So you dreamed I was drawing a fly on my notepad?	1.3803	0.07054	71	48	19	4
2384	When around others, do you feel that you are able to blend in?	1.3803	0.07603	71	50	15	6
2385	Green or blue?	1.3803	0.06139	71	45	25	1
2386	Your plaid and striped outfit is driving me nuts.	1.3803	0.07334	71	49	17	5
2387	Burt worried the shrink didn't really see him.	1.3803	0.07054	71	48	19	4
2388	This shade of green, how does it make you feel?	1.3803	0.07334	71	49	17	5
2389	So, you've felt like a fish out of water for how long?	1.3803	0.07334	71	49	17	5
2390	I wish I could detect a pattern.	1.3803	0.06763	71	47	21	3
2391	Makes impulsive changes.	1.3803	0.06763	71	47	21	3
2392	For the last time, yes - I’ve heard of the group Culture Club.	1.3803	0.07334	71	49	17	5
2393	Recently, I've been going through these... changes.	1.3797	0.06571	79	53	22	4
2394	This patient always disappears before his session is over.	1.3797	0.06319	79	52	24	3
2395	You can't go your whole life blending into the background.	1.3797	0.06319	79	52	24	3
2396	That’s not really a crazy thought. There comes a time in most people’s lives where they literally feel less than human.	1.3797	0.06319	79	52	24	3
2397	It’s a clear case of multiple personality disorder	1.3797	0.07048	79	55	18	6
2398	Doc, you have to do something - I hate florals!	1.3797	0.07048	79	55	18	6
2399	Am I not here?	1.3797	0.06814	79	54	20	5
2400	What do you mean I’m projecting?	1.3797	0.06571	79	53	22	4
2401	It’s unprofessional to persist in referring to me as a blender when I’ve told you repeatedly it makes me feel like a small appliance.	1.3793	0.08459	58	41	12	5
2402	OK, so plaid gives you a headache and flowers give you a rash, now can we get down to the real issue?	1.3793	0.06170	87	58	25	4
2403	. “Yeah Doc, I’m still here!”	1.3793	0.06383	87	59	23	5
2404	Textbook imposter syndrome.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2405	I’ve been told I try too hard to blend in.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2406	Doc, I tell you it's like I blend in everywhere I go.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2407	You need to learn to show others who you truly are.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2408	Have you noticed any changes in your sleeping patterns?	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
2409	( camelion's thought bubble) This upholstery isn't really me.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2410	My new shrink has a tree instead of a couch.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2411	Well, I noticed you and that's important.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2412	And does this new pattern you noted make you feel seen?	1.3788	0.07714	66	46	15	5
2413	It seems you're taking on the problems of everyone around you.	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
2414	The aim of these sessions is for you to become a calmer chameleon	1.3788	0.07406	66	45	17	4
2415	You think I got it bad? You're the one talking to a chameleon.	1.3784	0.07123	74	51	18	5
2416	So, how long have you been having these pigment swings?	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2417	Our goal is for you to feel better, not to change you.	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2418	I think you’d be happier if you had your own unique style.	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2419	So you think you are trying too hard to always fit in?	1.3784	0.07123	74	51	18	5
2420	I look just like my father. And my mother. And...	1.3784	0.07378	74	52	16	6
2421	Tell me about your mother.	1.3784	0.06582	74	54	14	6
2422	I’m worrying about my Karma.	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2423	Believe it or not, I have trouble fitting in.	1.3784	0.06295	74	48	24	2
2424	So you're telling me this is NOT about my mother?	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2425	Another no show... sigh	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2426	I read something online the other day: ‘you were born to stand out.’ But what if I just want to fit in?	1.3784	0.06295	74	48	24	2
2427	What do you mean, stop changing colors?	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2428	So what you’re saying, is that in every new situation you change yourself to fit in?	1.3784	0.07378	74	52	16	6
2429	The problem is when I turn green she wants red and when I turn red she wants green.	1.3780	0.06863	82	57	19	6
2430	I am tired of being invisible, Doc.	1.3780	0.06409	82	55	23	4
2431	You’re saying that people don’t seem to notice you.	1.3780	0.06863	82	57	19	6
2432	Can you hear me, doc? I’m not a couch.	1.3780	0.07079	82	58	17	7
2433	No. It’s not pandemic stress syndrome	1.3780	0.06640	82	56	21	5
2434	I feel like everyone treats me like part of the furniture. I don't feel 'seen'.	1.3776	0.06241	98	68	23	7
2435	Fits in well.	1.3770	0.07076	61	40	19	2
2436	I'm afraid of change	1.3770	0.07811	61	42	15	4
2437	This busy pattern is making me anxious.	1.3770	0.07076	61	40	19	2
2438	So what are you today?	1.3770	0.07453	61	41	17	3
2439	I kind of wanted my wife to find out about my mistress. But I had to give up	1.3770	0.08153	61	43	13	5
2440	And do you consider this a healthy coping mechanism?	1.3770	0.07453	61	41	17	3
2441	No, 'lizard brain' is not a derogatory assessment. If I were you I'd take it as a compliment.	1.3768	0.07473	69	48	16	5
2442	Why is change so difficult?	1.3768	0.06879	69	46	20	3
2443	And you say you don’t feel seen.	1.3768	0.06879	69	46	20	3
2444	No no, not that kind of transference.	1.3768	0.06562	69	45	22	2
2445	Without warning, patient left the session.	1.3768	0.06879	69	46	20	3
2446	I really . . . want . . . to change.	1.3768	0.08023	69	50	12	7
2447	Hey Doc, what is Karma?	1.3768	0.06562	69	45	22	2
2448	I notice you keep changing your answers.	1.3768	0.07473	69	48	16	5
2449	No one really sees me, not even you.	1.3768	0.07182	69	47	18	4
2450	Patient appears triggered by the chaise longue	1.3768	0.07753	69	49	14	6
2451	And that’s when I started asking myself... am I invisible?	1.3768	0.06879	69	46	20	3
2452	I’ll finally start to feel comfortable in my own skin, and then suddenly I’m a tacky floral couch cushion.	1.3768	0.07182	69	47	18	4
2453	Patient appears to be controlled by his reptilian brain.	1.3766	0.06142	77	50	25	2
2454	As far back as I can remember, Doc, I've never been able to stand out in the crowd.	1.3766	0.07169	77	54	17	6
2455	I don't know. Why do YOU think this chaise lounge is triggering you?	1.3766	0.06142	77	50	25	2
2456	Sometimes I can't even find myself...	1.3766	0.06927	77	53	19	5
2457	So you say your mother abandoned you in an egg mass, then ate your father, and THIS is how you cope?	1.3766	0.07169	77	54	17	6
2458	I see how constant conformity can be exhausting	1.3766	0.06676	77	52	21	4
2459	My childhood was pretty normal, except for the occasional embarrassing camouflage incident.	1.3766	0.07169	77	54	17	6
2460	I see... and how does being constantly overlooked make you feel?	1.3766	0.06414	77	51	23	3
2461	The therapist, with his legs crossed in a weird manner, regrets his couch choice after he just said, "Just be you."	1.3766	0.06142	77	50	25	2
2462	It just seems like no one ever notices me…	1.3766	0.06414	77	51	23	3
2463	I am sensing that anything other than solid green upholstery causes you significant anxiety.	1.3766	0.06676	77	52	21	4
2464	My sports coat will not solve your identity crisis.	1.3766	0.07631	77	56	13	8
2465	Yes, it is frightening to change...	1.3766	0.05857	77	54	19	4
2466	Let's reflect	1.3766	0.07169	77	54	17	6
2467	It's like my lizard brain is saying, 'They're not worth it! Blend in!'	1.3766	0.07169	77	54	17	6
2468	I’m rebranding post lockdown as my most authentic self.	1.3766	0.06676	77	52	21	4
2469	There’s a fly on your nose!	1.3750	0.06506	80	54	22	4
2470	Being heard but not seen is a difficult problem to have, indeed	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2471	For some reason, I often feel overlooked.	1.3750	0.06976	72	49	19	4
2472	You should stop trying to hide who you are.	1.3750	0.06745	80	55	20	5
2473	I would say that years and years of blending in has led to your current identity crisis"	1.3750	0.06326	96	67	22	7
2474	I'm so damn tired of having to blend in. Just makes me wanna curl up my tail and roll my eyes back into my head.	1.3750	0.06506	80	54	22	4
2475	I try to blend in but they keep saying I'm invasive.	1.3750	0.06493	64	41	22	1
2476	It's a common defense mechanism... like the way this bow tie makes me invisible at singles mixers.	1.3750	0.07516	72	51	15	6
2477	Is it wrong to want to blend in?	1.3750	0.07553	64	44	16	4
2478	In my dream you stopped accepting my insurance.	1.3750	0.06235	72	49	20	3
2479	Your flowered pattern sofa is really stressing my camouflage reaction.	1.3750	0.06976	72	49	19	4
2480	I’ve been feeling invisible lately.	1.3750	0.06745	80	55	20	5
2481	Doc, I just want to blend in.	1.3750	0.06689	72	48	21	3
2482	Even as a child, I've always felt overlooked.	1.3750	0.07553	64	44	16	4
2483	You're tongue-tied? Well, spit it out. Let's see what's bugging you.	1.3750	0.06076	72	46	25	1
2484	Everyone says I'm cold-blooded AND have lizard eyes.	1.3750	0.06865	64	42	20	2
2485	...and then I changed from green to a lovely teal...	1.3750	0.06865	64	42	20	2
2486	When are your going to change your couch cover?	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2487	Mrs.Thomas, I believe that your transformation during our therapy sessions is going to make legends of us both.	1.3750	0.06865	64	42	20	2
2488	Every time I see my gal flirt at a branch party, I turn completely green with envy, and it's like I just disappear!	1.3750	0.06976	72	49	19	4
2489	So, you woke up this morning thinking you were a cockroach.	1.3750	0.08665	56	40	11	5
2490	Just be yourself. Don't feel like you have to fit in.	1.3750	0.07008	56	36	19	1
2491	Which personality did you bring today?	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2492	What do you mean nobody notices you?	1.3750	0.07553	64	44	16	4
2493	Actually, I don't think I fear change.	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2494	I can’t relax. The upholstery on this couch is driving me crazy!	1.3750	0.07516	72	51	15	6
2495	You seem to be stuck in the same old pattern.	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2496	Patient refuses to show true colors.	1.3750	0.07516	72	51	15	6
2497	I just feel like nobody sees the real me... like I'm invisible	1.3750	0.06975	80	56	18	6
2498	I’ve gotten by in life by conforming	1.3750	0.06745	80	55	20	5
2499	The thing is George, I don't look blue	1.3750	0.07251	72	50	17	5
2500	I havent been myself lately	1.3750	0.06000	80	52	26	2
2501	I can never seem to stand out	1.3750	0.06258	80	53	24	3
2502	Doc, I have a problem, I change myself too much to fit in with those around me. I don’t know who I am anymore.	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2503	therapist notes: “She doesn’t feel comfortable in her own skin”	1.3750	0.07415	80	58	14	8
2504	Are you doodling me as a caricature?	1.3750	0.06493	64	41	22	1
2505	Why do you think people don’t see the real you?	1.3750	0.06745	80	55	20	5
2506	I don’t look at it as always changing I see it as evolving.	1.3750	0.07553	64	44	16	4
2507	I can't hide my intentions this well	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2508	Gary surreptitiously peered over his therapist's notepad and saved himself a number of sessions.	1.3736	0.06376	91	63	22	6
2509	And how do you feel about the decorator who chose the fabric?	1.3735	0.06575	83	57	21	5
2510	Just because blending in comes naturally to me doesn't make it any less stressful.	1.3735	0.06575	83	57	21	5
2511	My mother tells me I should stand out a bit more	1.3735	0.06575	83	57	21	5
2512	Patient left without her emotional-support chameleon.	1.3733	0.06514	75	50	22	3
2513	Who am I and where am I going?	1.3733	0.06785	75	51	20	4
2514	Let's see, you said you feel it's time for a change?	1.3733	0.06231	75	49	24	2
2515	I’m afraid that your resistance to blend in may be futile.	1.3733	0.06514	75	50	22	3
2516	You've aspired to be authentic? Not in your DNA.	1.3733	0.07045	75	52	18	5
2517	Your decision to recover your couch to match my skin has really put me at ease.	1.3733	0.06231	75	49	24	2
2518	Tell me doc., how come I match the upholstery wherever I go, it's driving me crazy!	1.3733	0.06785	75	51	20	4
2519	I just want to stand out from the crowd, but I don’t know how.	1.3733	0.06514	75	50	22	3
2520	I really hate change	1.3733	0.06514	75	50	22	3
2521	Do you think you might be projecting?	1.3733	0.05935	75	48	26	1
2522	Don’t write that down doc, I wasn’t feeling like myself.	1.3733	0.06514	75	50	22	3
2523	I'm sorry, but this change in your coverage means I can longer see you.	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
2524	Do you see your parents much?	1.3731	0.07317	67	46	17	4
2525	Your willingness to change exhibits a pattern of real progress.	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
2526	I think I may have changed a little too much	1.3731	0.06140	67	45	20	2
2527	So, you say you're a lizard.	1.3731	0.07317	67	46	17	4
2528	Tell me more about why your feelings of invisibility.	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
2529	Just when I start blending in at parties and enjoying myself, I go and nail a fly with my tongue.	1.3731	0.07619	67	47	15	5
2530	So tell me... when did these feelings of being overlooked and ignored begin?	1.3731	0.07317	67	46	17	4
2531	...and don't you dare tell me to just be myself!	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
2532	And you say it happened the night you returned home from the Galapagos?	1.3731	0.07317	67	46	17	4
2533	Quit playing games, Martha. You can't hide from me.	1.3731	0.07619	67	47	15	5
2534	I do believe you may have taken my suggestion to make yourself comfortable too literally.	1.3731	0.06322	67	43	23	1
2535	Tell me, at what point did you begin to believe you were a Psychiatrist.	1.3731	0.07619	67	47	15	5
2536	Do you think this pattern makes me look fat?	1.3729	0.07606	59	40	16	3
2537	I don't know, Doc. I want to stand out from the crowd, you know, but I just feel like I'm always part of the scenery.	1.3729	0.07212	59	39	18	2
2538	Please tell me more about your relation with your Tiger Mom	1.3729	0.07212	59	39	18	2
2539	I feel like no one can really see me.	1.3729	0.06794	59	38	20	1
2540	S-t-e-r-e-o-p-s-i-s...	1.3729	0.06794	59	38	20	1
2541	Doc, I am afraid that real change is lot harder for me than you would suppose.	1.3721	0.06626	86	60	20	6
2542	So, let's discuss your fear of plaids.	1.3718	0.07093	78	55	17	6
2543	I'm just trying to blend in.	1.3718	0.06607	78	53	21	4
2544	I’ve always been such a wallflower.”	1.3718	0.06082	78	51	25	2
2545	So, how have you been adapting?	1.3718	0.07093	78	55	17	6
2546	Suddenly Gary regretted his decision to sneak back in to see what the doctor writes about him.	1.3718	0.07548	78	57	13	8
2547	But I thought that was the whole point? I changed my patterns, already. We're finished here, doc.	1.3718	0.06607	78	53	21	4
2548	Have we decided that when people call us a monster, it says more about them than it does about us?	1.3718	0.06607	78	53	21	4
2549	No disrespect, Doc, but your look could stand some freshening up too.	1.3718	0.06854	78	54	19	5
2550	Lie back down—the next patient requires shock therapy.	1.3718	0.07765	78	58	11	9
2551	I have it under control, I swear. I can stop anytime I want!	1.3718	0.06854	78	54	19	5
2552	I can still see you, Liz.	1.3718	0.06350	78	52	23	3
2553	I see you took our last discussion on Self-Actualization very seriously."	1.3714	0.07385	70	49	16	5
2554	Well I'm impressed... but let's talk about your mother.	1.3714	0.07385	70	49	16	5
2555	Well,lots of lizards have mother abandonment issues.	1.3714	0.06801	70	47	20	3
2556	So,Robert…how has the LSD microdosing trial been working out?	1.3714	0.07099	70	48	18	4
2557	Perhaps I may have been a little too transparent.	1.3714	0.06801	70	47	20	3
2558	So how's the new couch?	1.3714	0.07099	70	48	18	4
2559	You're right, doc. The more I sit here and reflect, the more I see the patterns.	1.3714	0.07099	70	48	18	4
2560	What's the point of being in a blended family when you never see each other?	1.3714	0.07385	70	49	16	5
2561	If I told her I could change, do you think she'd forgive me?	1.3714	0.07385	70	49	16	5
2562	After all these years,now you tell me this is involuntary	1.3714	0.07099	70	48	18	4
2563	What makes you think you don’t fit in	1.3714	0.06490	70	46	22	2
2564	You’re so right. My whole life has been a series of shades and patterns.	1.3714	0.07385	70	49	16	5
2565	Things to do: reupholster the couch.	1.3714	0.07660	70	50	14	6
2566	I feel like everything's always changing too fast	1.3710	0.07708	62	43	15	4
2567	I feel invisible	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2568	I wish I were a leopard.	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2569	I don't "identify" as a couch. I am your floral couch.	1.3710	0.07357	62	42	17	3
2570	How old were you when you began feeling ignored and invisible around others?	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2571	I feel like I hide from my problems	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2572	Can you clarify what you mean by 'never seeing your Father around.'?	1.3710	0.07357	62	42	17	3
2573	I think you have to embrace it. Change is good.	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2574	So, what do you mean when you say people don't "see" you?	1.3710	0.07357	62	42	17	3
2575	You seem to be very impressionable.	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2576	People often say I never exhibit my true colors.	1.3704	0.06904	81	57	18	6
2577	I don’t think I could pull off the stripped pants, plaid coat look.	1.3704	0.06677	81	56	20	5
2578	Why do you feel 'not seen?'	1.3704	0.08482	54	38	12	4
2579	My girlfriend doesn't see me anymore.	1.3704	0.06677	81	56	20	5
2580	What does he mean, 'embrace your inner gecko?' That really bugs me.	1.3704	0.06677	81	56	20	5
2581	Actually, my wife got me this jacket. Why?	1.3704	0.07338	81	59	14	8
2582	I don't know what to do doctor, I like this girl at work but it's like I am invisible to her.	1.3704	0.05943	81	53	26	2
2583	I still didn’t get the Geico part. Even after going through all that change.	1.3704	0.06442	81	55	22	4
2584	: My mood happens to shift all the time, doc...	1.3704	0.07124	81	58	16	7
2585	...but sometimes I want to be seen. Does that make sense?	1.3704	0.06904	81	57	18	6
2586	The first step toward recovery is seeing the pattern, Camille.	1.3699	0.06899	73	50	19	4
2587	It's not as easy to change as it looks.	1.3699	0.06899	73	50	19	4
2588	You don’t have to change your mind.	1.3699	0.06323	73	48	23	2
2589	You wanted to see me, Doc?	1.3699	0.07169	73	51	17	5
2590	So you're finding it hard to blend in?	1.3699	0.06899	73	50	19	4
2591	If you really thing I should change, get a new chaise lounge cover.	1.3699	0.07430	73	52	15	6
2592	In the last week, how often have you felt that you disappeared into the woodwork?	1.3699	0.06899	73	50	19	4
2593	It's not easy being green!	1.3699	0.07169	73	51	17	5
2594	I feel like you're not really seeing me.	1.3699	0.06015	73	47	25	1
2595	I hope you are not judging me on my skin color.	1.3699	0.07169	73	51	17	5
2596	He’s late again. Why is it always the ones with low self-esteem?	1.3699	0.06015	73	47	25	1
2597	I think your biggest problem is your very poor self image.	1.3699	0.06323	73	48	23	2
2598	Want to work on my co-dependency	1.3699	0.06899	73	50	19	4
2599	Doc, I’m ever changing. Trying to match my outside with my inside you know?	1.3699	0.06617	73	49	21	3
2600	You’re only hiding from yourself.	1.3699	0.07430	73	52	15	6
2601	Do you find you are always trying to blend in?	1.3696	0.06128	92	63	24	5
2602	Tell me more about these fears of extinction.	1.3692	0.07774	65	46	14	5
2603	I'm referring you to David Attenborough.	1.3692	0.08077	65	47	12	6
2604	I just don't know how to stand out	1.3692	0.06783	65	43	20	2
2605	what are you writing? I didn't say I have a need to blend, just that I always feel invisible.	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
2606	Who the hell wears checks and stripes in the same outfit? Change one of them.	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
2607	I'm tired of blending in -- it's just that I long for this chaise...	1.3692	0.06783	65	43	20	2
2608	So you say you don't feel seen. Let's explore that.	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
2609	I feel like I’m not myself.	1.3692	0.06419	65	42	22	1
2610	And how long have you felt like you just blend into the background?	1.3692	0.07774	65	46	14	5
2611	My problem, doc,is that I'm always trying too hard to blend in.	1.3692	0.06783	65	43	20	2
2612	Good grief, plaid on stripes! I thought it would be an inkblot test.	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
2613	No, the couch is more of a chartreuse	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
2614	I guess I’d just like to disrupt some of my old patterns.	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
2615	Writes - “would rather pay to hide here than to hide literally anywhere else”	1.3692	0.06783	65	43	20	2
2616	Chameleon personality disorder	1.3690	0.06938	84	60	17	7
2617	So your wife complains you're "unevolved"?	1.3690	0.06511	84	58	21	5
2618	Sometimes, I feel like I don’t fit in anywhere.	1.3690	0.06055	84	56	25	3
2619	I say move on ... your career in the insurance industry is over.	1.3684	0.07216	76	54	16	6
2620	All right; let me get this straight. Your first name is Karma AND your middle name is Karma.	1.3684	0.07354	57	38	17	2
2621	Cold-blooded sounds awfully judgmental.	1.3684	0.08162	57	40	13	4
2622	You told me to blend in more in social situations.	1.3684	0.06446	76	51	22	3
2623	Only if you want to change ...	1.3684	0.06969	76	53	18	5
2624	The patient suffers a distinct lack of originality.	1.3684	0.06969	76	53	18	5
2625	So, things seem to be changing all the time?	1.3684	0.06359	95	67	21	7
2626	My body is a canvas, that's what they tell me. Well when will it be MY turn to paint?	1.3684	0.07456	76	55	14	7
2627	No, no, no, I'm not worried about the pattern...just checking to see if you spelled chameleon correctly.	1.3684	0.08896	57	42	9	6
2628	I don't know Doc, it's like to some people I am invisible...	1.3684	0.07768	57	39	15	3
2629	My wife's been looking at me like I'm part of the furniture.	1.3684	0.08162	57	40	13	4
2630	How do you spell Iguana?	1.3684	0.06713	76	52	20	4
2631	Would it kill ya to get a chair that wasn’t a paisley print, Doc?	1.3684	0.06713	76	52	20	4
2632	You’re just doodling aren’t you.	1.3684	0.08162	57	40	13	4
2633	Why do I have to keep changing myself to feel like I belong	1.3684	0.06969	76	53	18	5
2634	So... tell me more about thos mood swings...	1.3684	0.08162	57	40	13	4
2635	I've always had issues showing my true colors	1.3684	0.07216	76	54	16	6
2636	Honestly doc, this couch is a little too busy. .	1.3684	0.07354	57	38	17	2
2637	(writes) 'Patient complains of feeling invisible'	1.3676	0.06594	68	45	21	2
2638	If you don't want to be treated like a doormat, don't sit on one."	1.3676	0.07813	68	49	13	6
2639	What makes you say you're an introvert?	1.3676	0.07229	68	47	17	4
2640	If I tell him I’m here now, I’ll never know the answer to 23 across.	1.3676	0.07526	68	48	15	5
2641	So tell me about your early mood and color swings?	1.3676	0.07229	68	47	17	4
2642	Let's see..you said you sought therapy in order to evolve?	1.3676	0.06919	68	46	19	3
2643	I’m thinking that you should assert yourself more instead of always trying to blend in.	1.3676	0.07813	68	49	13	6
2644	Lessee ...since discovering that you were compelled to do patterns, paisley has been like fingernails on a chalkboard — do I have that right?	1.3676	0.06919	68	46	19	3
2645	While Dr. Rose quietly wrote notes on his last patient, he could not see the irony that his own unconscious was alive, well, and staring him in the face	1.3676	0.07526	68	48	15	5
2646	I feel like I just don't fit in.	1.3676	0.06919	68	46	19	3
2647	Excuse me Dr. Schwartz, this is part of my problem. No one ever knows I'm in the room.	1.3676	0.06919	68	46	19	3
2648	And when you say you feel like you blend in, and nobody notices you, where do you think that comes from?	1.3676	0.06594	68	45	21	2
2649	No matter how much she wanted to change, my Mother was always blue.	1.3676	0.06594	68	45	21	2
2650	Do you think I consciously or subconsciously changed to look like your couch?	1.3676	0.07526	68	48	15	5
2651	That's the problem, you don't have to fit in all the time	1.3676	0.06594	68	45	21	2
2652	She’s said I’ve changed	1.3676	0.07229	68	47	17	4
2653	So, you have an issue with body-image and self-efficacy...	1.3671	0.06783	79	55	19	5
2654	Doc, I feel like if one more person asks me about insurance I'm gonna snap.	1.3671	0.07019	79	56	17	6
2655	...pretends he can read, attempts at camouflage are rudimentary, remind self to add upholstery repair to bill...	1.3671	0.07019	79	56	17	6
2656	Next week you won’t recognize me” Charles A. Kroloff, Westfield, N	1.3671	0.06540	79	54	21	4
2657	But have you tried a daily afternoon walk?	1.3671	0.07019	79	56	17	6
2658	I think i’m going through “the change”	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2659	But we're not really here to talk about my inability to blend in, are we?	1.3667	0.07118	60	40	18	2
2660	My wife and kids tell me I'm cold-blooded.	1.3667	0.07118	60	40	18	2
2661	Imagining you're an animal is often a sign of latent aggression.	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2662	I think you’re showing improvement Mr. Samsa.	1.3667	0.07504	60	41	16	3
2663	I just can't seem to fit in.	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2664	May I borrow your jacket doctor?	1.3667	0.06709	60	39	20	1
2665	You always see right through me.	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2666	You're making progress, but you still need to be more transparent with me.	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2667	I'm sensing some transference.	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2668	Mr. Meleon, haven't noticed you arrived, I apologize	1.3667	0.05297	60	41	18	1
2669	You say my relationship with my mother is the reason I have a reptile dysfunction?!	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2670	This guy has no-showed me twice”!	1.3667	0.07118	60	40	18	2
2671	...tired of being a wallflower.	1.3662	0.07018	71	49	18	4
2672	Now we’ve discussed my couch making you feel even worse about yourself.	1.3662	0.06725	71	48	20	3
2673	My wife makes me feel like I'm part of the furniture!	1.3662	0.06725	71	48	20	3
2674	I just don’t feel seen.	1.3662	0.06098	71	46	24	1
2675	What's so depressing for me is that back on the "Galapagos Islands," I was a king! Now, here in the States, just a color coordinator.	1.3662	0.06419	71	47	22	2
2676	You say Geico is replacing you with a panda? How does that make you feel?	1.3662	0.06419	71	47	22	2
2677	Sometimes I just feel invicible. I just can't show my true colors.	1.3662	0.06725	71	48	20	3
2678	I don't know, doc. My armchair diagnosis is garden variety imposter syndrome.	1.3662	0.06725	71	48	20	3
2679	I guess I’m afraid to be truly seen.	1.3659	0.06610	82	57	20	5
2680	Last week you mentioned not feeling seen by your partner. How's that going?	1.3659	0.06379	82	56	22	4
2681	I just feel like everything keeps happening so quickly	1.3659	0.06610	82	57	20	5
2682	Seems to me like a classic case of imposter syndrome.	1.3651	0.06901	63	42	19	2
2683	I feel like I'm losing my identity.	1.3651	0.07263	63	43	17	3
2684	I'll be whatever you want, just don't call me a 'lounge lizard'	1.3651	0.07937	63	45	13	5
2685	I’m feeling a little plaid today.	1.3651	0.07607	63	44	15	4
2686	How does it make you feel when you say "you don't feel seen?"	1.3651	0.06520	63	41	21	1
2687	If you want to see the real me, Doc, you're going to need to get more neutral furniture.	1.3651	0.07607	63	44	15	4
2688	... So then the insurance company said I wasn't cute enough to be in their ads.	1.3651	0.07937	63	45	13	5
2689	It just feels like no one ever really sees the real me, you know?	1.3651	0.06901	63	42	19	2
2690	The harder I try to blend in, the more invisible I get. It’s like I am not even there.	1.3651	0.06901	63	42	19	2
2691	I’m struggling to feel seen right now.	1.3651	0.08253	63	46	11	6
2692	How do you do it, doc? Keep from blending in?	1.3651	0.07607	63	44	15	4
2693	You can be yourself here.	1.3651	0.06901	63	42	19	2
2694	What is he writing? I haven’t even said anything!	1.3651	0.07263	63	43	17	3
2695	So, how long have you felt like a fish out of water?	1.3649	0.06546	74	50	21	3
2696	What makes you think you have difficulty being yourself?	1.3649	0.06546	74	50	21	3
2697	You are just like all the others. No one ever notices me.	1.3649	0.06546	74	50	21	3
2698	I hear you - wanting to stand out more is a totally normal feeling	1.3649	0.06546	74	50	21	3
2699	My girlfriend of 5 years told me that I’ve changed too much....	1.3649	0.06823	74	51	19	4
2700	And some times I try too hard to fit in	1.3649	0.06546	74	50	21	3
2701	You can’t hide from your feelings	1.3649	0.06823	74	51	19	4
2702	Sometimes I wish I could just blend in	1.3649	0.06257	74	49	23	2
2703	‚So you are done with adapting to your environment?’	1.3649	0.06257	74	49	23	2
2704	That's Komodo, with a K.....	1.3647	0.06228	85	58	23	4
2705	You need to stand up for yourself and stop trying to blend in.	1.3636	0.07941	55	38	14	3
2706	Sometimes I worry I just won’t fit in.	1.3636	0.07138	77	55	16	6
2707	So, you feel people just don't see you anymore?	1.3636	0.07365	66	46	16	4
2708	I don't feel seen.	1.3636	0.06380	77	52	22	3
2709	And when did your mother begin withholding insects?	1.3636	0.06895	77	54	18	5
2710	I took on the appearance of her cat and ate her gerbil. You gotta help me come clean, Doc.	1.3636	0.07042	55	36	18	1
2711	Hey doc, does this flowery couch make me look too fat?	1.3636	0.06502	88	62	20	6
2712	I'm so tired of just blending in.	1.3636	0.07941	55	38	14	3
2713	See? I don’t even like this pattern and I want to please it.	1.3636	0.06703	66	44	20	2
2714	I'm so tired of never being noticed.	1.3636	0.07365	66	46	16	4
2715	I can't get anybody to notice me.	1.3636	0.06106	77	51	24	2
2716	You should lie back down. We still have 7 minutes.	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
2717	I try so hard to be a part of things, but somehow, I just never get noticed!	1.3636	0.07042	55	36	18	1
2718	I think we are making progress. Per my notes, last week you were a cockroach.	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
2719	I mean...when it all comes down to it doc, don't we all just want to feel seen?	1.3636	0.07138	77	55	16	6
2720	Did you get that part about my mother?	1.3636	0.06642	77	53	20	4
2721	Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. Sketch drawing is the COVID-quarantine skill I was working on. Drawing hair is really hard.	1.3636	0.07042	55	36	18	1
2722	you can stop writing now; I already ate him.	1.3636	0.08354	55	39	12	4
2723	But Doc, I really don't want to change.	1.3636	0.06895	77	54	18	5
2724	Are you sure you're not hiding something?	1.3636	0.07941	55	38	14	3
2725	.......it’s like nobody sees the real me!	1.3636	0.07941	55	38	14	3
2726	If you were a lounge lizard you'd be depressed too.	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
2727	I feel that I'm just trying to be what everyone wants me to be	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
2728	What is it that allows you to blend in so easily?	1.3636	0.07941	55	38	14	3
2729	Hmm. Plaid sounds fun.	1.3636	0.06703	66	44	20	2
2730	This is 'therapy', when you never even look at me?	1.3636	0.06642	77	53	20	4
2731	Carmen, why do you find the colors red, gold, and green to be so comforting?	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
2732	My previous therapist was great but I got panic attacks trying to be paisley for a whole hour straight.	1.3636	0.06642	77	53	20	4
2733	I lose myself in everything I do. I’m a fraud... a phony, unoriginal.” Doc: “oh your are an artist.	1.3636	0.07941	55	38	14	3
2734	Why do I feel like I am invisible to others?	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
2735	I mean, I like flies, but it was my birthday and it just felt like she phoned it in.	1.3636	0.06106	77	51	24	2
2736	I get that adapting is important but... these changes are too unpredictable	1.3636	0.06703	66	44	20	2
2737	Doc, I don’t even recognize myself anymore.	1.3636	0.07365	66	46	16	4
2738	Have you heard of Imposter Syndrome?	1.3636	0.06703	66	44	20	2
2739	I don’t know, Doc. These feelings... they just seem to come and go.	1.3636	0.06244	77	54	19	4
2740	I’ve resorted to paying by the hour to be seen.	1.3636	0.07941	55	38	14	3
2741	I feel like nobody sees me doc	1.3636	0.07675	66	47	14	5
2742	I don’t have a problem fitting in, it’s just that...	1.3636	0.07365	66	46	16	4
2743	... but I'm not afraid of changes, doc"	1.3636	0.07505	55	37	16	2
2744	I want you to draw me like one of your French chameleons	1.3636	0.07374	77	56	14	7
2745	I feel like she looks at me but she doesn’t see me. You know?	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
2746	Your school reports that you have trouble completing the insect collection.	1.3625	0.07804	80	61	9	10
2747	When do you feel that people aren’t seeing you?	1.3625	0.06225	80	54	23	3
2748	How do you feel about being unable to express your inner self?	1.3625	0.06474	80	55	21	4
2749	I understand what you’re saying, I just can’t change that way right now	1.3625	0.06225	80	54	23	3
2750	And how would you say you’re adapting to the new chaise?	1.3623	0.06838	69	47	19	3
2751	I don’t mind “Gila,” Doc, but it’s that “monster” part that keeps getting me down.	1.3623	0.06838	69	47	19	3
2752	What's not so impressive is your behaviour patterns.	1.3623	0.07436	69	49	15	5
2753	I feel insignificant. No one notices me.	1.3623	0.06519	69	46	21	2
2754	Of course, adaptability is good, but I think we’ll need to dial it back a bit...	1.3623	0.06838	69	47	19	3
2755	Do you feel like you're constantly trying to be something you're not?	1.3623	0.06009	69	47	20	2
2756	Hmm, I sense a pattern emerging.	1.3623	0.06519	69	46	21	2
2757	I have a phobia about being an emotional support animal.	1.3623	0.06838	69	47	19	3
2758	I’m starting to think you don’t see where i’m coming from.	1.3623	0.06519	69	46	21	2
2759	He’s always late.	1.3623	0.06519	69	46	21	2
2760	Could I maybe curl around your leg for today, doc? This print is triggering some abandonment issues for me.	1.3623	0.07717	69	50	13	6
2761	Kyle desperately wanted to try the plaid and pinstripes	1.3623	0.07436	69	49	15	5
2762	Let me give you a tongue of advice. With two doctorates, you think you would know how to match a little better...	1.3621	0.07254	58	39	17	2
2763	Urge to assimilate stronger than urge to eat tissues.	1.3621	0.08045	58	41	13	4
2764	I told you doc,I can’t get out of my comfort zone.	1.3621	0.07254	58	39	17	2
2765	Why do you always disappear when I ask the tough questions?	1.3621	0.07254	58	39	17	2
2766	Will you please ask your child on my leg to wait outside?	1.3621	0.07660	58	40	15	3
2767	Why do you feel the need to blend with your surroundings?	1.3621	0.07660	58	40	15	3
2768	...and how does floral make you feel?	1.3621	0.06824	58	38	19	1
2769	Hey, Doc. I wanna be seen for who I really am.	1.3621	0.08045	58	41	13	4
2770	How am I supposed to lie back and relax when you’re wearing striped pants with a plaid jacket?	1.3621	0.07660	58	40	15	3
2771	So, you keep trying to be all things to all people…	1.3614	0.05305	83	53	30	0
2772	Of course I'm schizophrenic, I'm a chameleon.	1.3614	0.06080	83	56	24	3
2773	Well there are patterns to your adaptability	1.3611	0.06651	72	49	20	3
2774	You could be anyone.	1.3611	0.06939	72	50	18	4
2775	So, you’re having trouble fitting in?	1.3611	0.06350	72	48	22	2
2776	But I'm not sure I CAN change.	1.3611	0.06939	72	50	18	4
2777	I could be much more effective as your therapist if you would stop changing your answers to my questions	1.3611	0.06939	72	50	18	4
2778	Doc, did you say calmer chameleon or karma chameleon?	1.3611	0.06939	72	50	18	4
2779	Well, Doc. Feeling like part of the furniture. But can we really change?	1.3611	0.06350	72	48	22	2
2780	What are you writing? Can I be it?	1.3611	0.06651	72	49	20	3
2781	Not quite empathy, but you're making progress.	1.3611	0.06350	72	48	22	2
2782	Do you think my desire to blend in contributes to my feeling unnoticed?	1.3611	0.06350	72	48	22	2
2783	Although new to psychotherapy Roger adapted very quickly.	1.3611	0.07215	72	51	16	5
2784	Don't you see, Doc, my dream is to "stand out" in a crowd.	1.3611	0.07215	72	51	16	5
2785	I feel like I’m always changing who I am based on who I’m around	1.3611	0.06939	72	50	18	4
2786	I can see a clear behavioral pattern	1.3611	0.06651	72	49	20	3
2787	I think I'm ready for a change	1.3611	0.06651	72	49	20	3
2788	I have no friends and no one to talk to, all I do is blend in	1.3607	0.07026	61	41	18	2
2789	What troubles you about your compulsive need to conform?	1.3607	0.06625	61	40	20	1
2790	Wasn’t this couch striped when I came in!	1.3607	0.08109	61	44	12	5
2791	You’re probably writing something about how cold blooded I am.	1.3607	0.07404	61	42	16	3
2792	Doc, it's like you see right through me.	1.3607	0.07404	61	42	16	3
2793	With this next patient, try leaping out of the wallpaper.	1.3607	0.07765	61	43	14	4
2794	Defensive? Me?	1.3607	0.08109	61	44	12	5
2795	I'm concerned that it's becoming a pattern.	1.3607	0.07404	61	42	16	3
2796	I'm trying to stand out but I keep blending in	1.3607	0.06625	61	40	20	1
2797	So, it seemed important to your family that you blended in.... Go on.	1.3607	0.08109	61	44	12	5
2798	To overcome your identity crisis you must work on your compulsion to blend in with your surroundings. It’s karma, chameleon.	1.3607	0.07765	61	43	14	4
2799	All my life, I just wanted to blend in.	1.3607	0.07765	61	43	14	4
2800	You can’t do anything about being cold-blooded, but cold-hearted is a choice.”	1.3607	0.07404	61	42	16	3
2801	I never feel like myself any more.	1.3607	0.07404	61	42	16	3
2802	Why everyone keep telling me I'm always changing?	1.3607	0.08439	61	45	10	6
2803	I’ll put him down as a no show again.	1.3607	0.07026	61	41	18	2
2804	" So,you're the one who used to hide under my child's bed at night ?" "	1.3600	0.06749	75	52	19	4
2805	Sarah felt her skin shift once more to the hideous upholstery fabric. God how she despised herself for these weekly visits, but Capellini was simply the best caricaturist in the city, and her hunger for visual satire needed to be satiated…	1.3600	0.07011	75	53	17	5
2806	OK, I'm ready to change now.	1.3600	0.07011	75	53	17	5
2807	I’m anxious to observe how you react when the Jackson Pollack painting is hung on the wall.	1.3600	0.06749	75	52	19	4
2808	You don't see me, do you?	1.3600	0.05949	100	70	24	6
2809	So what I hear you saying is that you've been having some issues blending in?	1.3600	0.06477	75	51	21	3
2810	There's a fly on your shoe.	1.3600	0.07263	75	54	15	6
2811	I just feel no one ever notices me	1.3600	0.05777	100	69	26	5
2812	Scopophobia is an anxiety disorder characterized by a fear of being seen or stared at by others.	1.3600	0.06477	75	51	21	3
2813	Don't fear law suits. Everything you do is copy right.	1.3600	0.06749	75	52	19	4
2814	I just want to stand out from the crowd”	1.3600	0.07263	75	54	15	6
2815	‘You’ve adjusted well’.	1.3596	0.05816	89	60	26	3
2816	For some reason I still don't feel like I fit in.	1.3596	0.06240	89	62	22	5
2817	That’s a start, but remember change starts from the inside	1.3596	0.06032	89	61	24	4
2818	It's the daytime that I worry about.	1.3594	0.07509	64	45	15	4
2819	Hmm, I think that plaid would look good on me.	1.3594	0.06816	64	43	19	2
2820	My reptilian self has taken over my whole life, body and all	1.3594	0.06816	64	43	19	2
2821	Yes, last week I was green with envy and feeling blue, but today I feel in the pink!	1.3594	0.07509	64	45	15	4
2822	Change is inevitable, Senator. You can adapt or slither back under a rock.	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
2823	But first you have to WANT to change.	1.3594	0.06816	64	43	19	2
2824	All I ever wanted was to fit in!	1.3594	0.07832	64	46	13	5
2825	Please, Doctor, call mine "amygdala" --- not "lizard brain."	1.3594	0.07171	64	44	17	3
2826	So you say you feel your mind is just a long tongue coiled up behind your eyes? Yes I hear this from many patients.	1.3594	0.06816	64	43	19	2
2827	So, what makes you think you keep fading into the background?	1.3590	0.06822	78	55	18	5
2828	Still hiding your feelings I see	1.3590	0.04989	78	56	19	3
2829	I’m having an identity crisis.	1.3590	0.07293	78	57	14	7
2830	Pardon me doctor, are you gonna eat that fly crawling up your leg?	1.3590	0.06822	78	55	18	5
2831	I just feel that , no one notices me.”	1.3590	0.06045	78	57	16	5
2832	I'm just tired of always blending in.	1.3590	0.06822	78	55	18	5
2833	Do that thing with your tongue again and we're done here!	1.3590	0.06822	78	55	18	5
2834	Feeling blue...what could be the cause of that?	1.3590	0.07061	78	56	16	6
2835	Sometimes it’s like I’m not even there.	1.3587	0.06481	92	66	19	7
2836	I did what you told me, but every time I come back here I change.	1.3585	0.08559	53	38	11	4
2837	So,how depressed are you,on a scale from 1 to 10?	1.3585	0.07664	53	36	15	2
2838	Disguise de-limit!	1.3585	0.08124	53	37	13	3
2839	I constantly change myself for others..	1.3585	0.08559	53	38	11	4
2840	This COUCH needs recovery, not I.	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
2841	do you think my surroundings affect me too much? mmm...what do you think?	1.3582	0.07579	67	48	14	5
2842	And why do you think my plaid jacket and striped pants make you so uncomfortable?	1.3582	0.06273	67	44	22	1
2843	What do you mean, I'm a narcissist?	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
2844	I don't think birth order is going to matter much here.	1.3582	0.07118	67	49	13	5
2845	I hope you're writing that I'm a just victim of circumstances.	1.3582	0.07579	67	48	14	5
2846	Patient seems to fade into the woodwork...and the couch.	1.3582	0.06624	67	45	20	2
2847	I feel as if I just blend in.	1.3582	0.06957	67	46	18	3
2848	Tell me why you feel like a frog and not a princess.	1.3582	0.06273	67	44	22	1
2849	Reptilian! I’ll show you Reptilion!	1.3582	0.07579	67	48	14	5
2850	Man, you're creeping me out.	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
2851	So, how long have you been afraid of plaid?	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
2852	...lacks originality...easily influenced by environment...OMG, why am I paying $300 an hour for this?	1.3582	0.06957	67	46	18	3
2853	Despite months of floral print therapy, the chameleon remains depressed over his pathological need to blend in.	1.3582	0.06957	67	46	18	3
2854	Are you writing about me?	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
2855	How long have you had these feelings about Boy George?	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
2856	‘’and you believe it was important to your mother that you always fit in?’	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
2857	I see your true colors.	1.3582	0.07579	67	48	14	5
2858	You're just masking your problems.	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
2859	I know what ‘karma’ is but I don’t listen to ‘80s music. Why do you ask?	1.3582	0.07579	67	48	14	5
2860	It's that song...over and over in my head...it won't stop..."karma, karma, karma..."	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
2861	I’m teetering on the edge Doc.	1.3582	0.06957	67	46	18	3
2862	Is that what I look like now without a mask?	1.3582	0.06957	67	46	18	3
2863	I think it must be because I’m a middle-aged woman.	1.3582	0.07579	67	48	14	5
2864	Everyone looks right past me like I’m not here.	1.3580	0.05908	81	54	25	2
2865	It's unsettling. I often feel I'm not myself.	1.3580	0.06164	81	55	23	3
2866	I can’t move on if we continue with the same patterns .	1.3580	0.07095	81	59	15	7
2867	Whaddaya mean I don’t fit in everywhere?	1.3580	0.06037	81	57	20	4
2868	You may have transparency issues	1.3580	0.06409	81	56	21	4
2869	And yet you fear you don't quite fit in?	1.3579	0.06509	95	69	18	8
2870	It's understandable that you need to blend in.	1.3571	0.07347	70	50	15	5
2871	So you said he acts like you're not even there?	1.3571	0.08229	56	40	12	4
2872	Sometimes I just feel like I’m blending in	1.3571	0.07398	56	38	16	2
2873	Dr. Jungfreud innocently does crossword unaware that his client has taken on a dangerously aggressive coloration (7 letters)	1.3571	0.08615	56	41	10	5
2874	How long have you felt this way,Mr. Kafka.	1.3571	0.07347	70	50	15	5
2875	i keep having dreams that i am being controlled by FRANZ KAFKA	1.3571	0.07347	70	50	15	5
2876	I just feel like I can’t be myself, Doc.	1.3571	0.08615	56	41	10	5
2877	Well, Mr. Broca, I think our only way forward in this therapy is for you to choose the color that makes you happiest.	1.3571	0.06760	70	48	19	3
2878	How long have you felt the need to fit in completely?"	1.3571	0.06022	84	57	24	3
2879	Can you help me change	1.3571	0.06446	70	47	21	2
2880	Will this go on my permanent record?	1.3571	0.07060	70	49	17	4
2881	Just when I thought I would stay green - BAM - I change to brown.	1.3571	0.07347	70	50	15	5
2882	Today, I have a case of Plaid Envy.	1.3571	0.07060	70	49	17	4
2883	Tsk, they’re always late.	1.3571	0.07825	56	39	14	3
2884	Everyone treats me like I'm invisible... hey, are you listening? ... is that	1.3571	0.06117	70	46	23	1
2885	If you tell Allstate they'll pull my insurance.	1.3571	0.07060	70	49	17	4
2886	I really love your plaids and stripes combination	1.3571	0.06446	70	47	21	2
2887	I was an army brat. 5 schools in 7 years. So I learned how to blend in quickly.	1.3571	0.06760	70	48	19	3
2888	Sometimes I feel so unseen.	1.3571	0.06117	70	46	23	1
2889	And when was the last time you felt like you didn’t fit in?	1.3571	0.06446	70	47	21	2
2890	Doc, I feel like no one sees me for who I truly am.	1.3571	0.06605	70	50	16	4
2891	I don’t even know who I am anymore	1.3571	0.06760	70	48	19	3
2892	A green couch would’ve killed you, doc?!	1.3571	0.08229	56	40	12	4
2893	You can’t blame yourself for her lack of trust; let her see the real you.	1.3571	0.06284	70	49	18	3
2894	Becoming is better than being.	1.3571	0.06446	70	47	21	2
2895	Doc: "If you were an everyday household appliance, what would you be?" Patient: "I know you want me to say 'blender', but I'm not going there."	1.3571	0.07825	56	39	14	3
2896	Doc, the world keeps changing and I don’t know who I am anymore.	1.3571	0.07398	56	38	16	2
2897	Yes, I would agree, it does sound a little bit like karma...	1.3571	0.08229	56	40	12	4
2898	Seymour had been feeling occasionally blue, but in that moment he noticed a pattern	1.3571	0.07624	70	51	13	6
2899	The important thing is that you’re willing to change.	1.3562	0.07648	73	54	12	7
2900	How long have people been saying that you just function with the reptilian part of your brain?	1.3562	0.07892	73	55	10	8
2901	Sigh, this is the fourth week in a row Mr. Cam Meleon has missed his appointment.	1.3562	0.07648	73	54	12	7
2902	Client left session unannounced. Should stop treating this endlessly blathering jerk but they pay in cash.	1.3562	0.07648	73	54	12	7
2903	I'm having trouble getting noticed	1.3562	0.06282	73	49	22	2
2904	Maybe I don't want you to see "the real me".	1.3562	0.06578	73	50	20	3
2905	I feel like I have to be everything to everything.	1.3562	0.06861	73	51	18	4
2906	I think you're problem is that you try to fit in, instead of being yourself	1.3562	0.06861	73	51	18	4
2907	We had some interesting results from the Rorschach—they all came back “chameleon”.	1.3559	0.07156	59	40	17	2
2908	Subject believes he can blend in well...	1.3559	0.07554	59	41	15	3
2909	It’s great that you identify so deeply with your partner, but, in couple’s therapy, we must explore whether the couch feels the same way.	1.3559	0.08291	59	43	11	5
2910	I'm having trouble adapting....	1.3559	0.06736	59	39	19	1
2911	Why can't I be like politicians who get ahead and noticed using the same skills that I have?	1.3559	0.08969	59	45	7	7
2912	Usually with my patients, projection is all about the father, not the furniture.	1.3559	0.08291	59	43	11	5
2913	I've been climbing the walls with worry - watch me.	1.3559	0.07554	59	41	15	3
2914	Doc, I just feel invisible to everybody!	1.3559	0.06736	59	39	19	1
2915	Always changing your colors... A strong desire not to be seen... Some obvious issues of self loathing...	1.3559	0.06287	59	38	21	0
2916	You're saying, assimilation makes you feel unseen as an individual?	1.3559	0.07931	59	42	13	4
2917	I didn't say that. He can't see me.	1.3559	0.07554	59	41	15	3
2918	Please tell me how I can live a more true and authentic life.	1.3559	0.07554	59	41	15	3
2919	Just once, I’d like be able to comment, ‘I feel seen’ on a social media post.	1.3559	0.07554	59	41	15	3
2920	Why can’t any therapist truly see me.	1.3559	0.07554	59	41	15	3
2921	Iguana know what you just wrote down.	1.3553	0.06934	76	54	17	5
2922	Believe me, despite your feelings of inadequacy, your chameleon imitation is much better than you think.	1.3553	0.06128	76	51	23	2
2923	Of course my personality changes on a whim.	1.3553	0.06676	76	53	19	4
2924	Am I crazy? Or is your jacket, like, not changing?	1.3553	0.06408	76	52	21	3
2925	There’s a “House Beautiful” in the waiting room. Can you help me with accent pillows?	1.3553	0.06128	76	56	15	5
2926	New normal? I can adapt to anything out there, but it’s the inside I need help with.	1.3553	0.06676	76	53	19	4
2927	I SAID, I DO like plaid!"	1.3548	0.06544	62	41	20	1
2928	Why do I always need to blend in?	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
2929	I want to be good socially, but I keep fading into the woodwork.	1.3548	0.07307	62	43	16	3
2930	You need to accept you're a fish out of water.	1.3548	0.07307	62	43	16	3
2931	Since when have you been feeling that no-one notices you?	1.3548	0.06936	62	42	18	2
2932	Before you continue, can you tell my mother to stop disguising herself as your medical license?	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
2933	I want to be as transparent as possible with you, doc.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
2934	In the meantime, avoid florals and prints.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
2935	At times you feel no one sees the real you.	1.3548	0.06936	62	42	18	2
2936	It matters less how others see you. What matters is how you see yourself.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
2937	Doc...Iguana be normal	1.3548	0.06936	62	42	18	2
2938	Dr. Klingelhofer wasn’t even aware his patient had shown up.	1.3548	0.07307	62	43	16	3
2939	You mean, could I BE more comfortable in my own skin?	1.3548	0.07307	62	43	16	3
2940	It’s not just the couch	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
2941	Yes, I do fit in well wherever I go, but there are times when I'd really like to be noticed!	1.3548	0.06544	62	41	20	1
2942	Well, feeling like a coachflower instead of a wallflower is a legitimate breakthrough.	1.3548	0.06544	62	41	20	1
2943	: I’m having an identity crisis, can you help?	1.3544	0.06505	79	55	20	4
2944	When you write, “He is adapting well with to the couch, but is only using his lizard brain,” what exactly do you mean?	1.3538	0.06910	65	47	14	4
2945	Is this a new couch?	1.3538	0.07082	65	45	17	3
2946	These superficial changes are not the same as genuine growth.	1.3538	0.06734	65	44	19	2
2947	Doctor, I am over here!	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
2948	Am I hearing you correctly, you’re tired of blending in?	1.3538	0.07082	65	45	17	3
2949	You are a product of your environment.	1.3538	0.06734	65	44	19	2
2950	Not comfortable in your own skin. Typical.	1.3538	0.07082	65	45	17	3
2951	Thought by now you would have read me better.	1.3538	0.07082	65	45	17	3
2952	So how long have you been... "blue?"	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
2953	You feel lying on my couch week after week is affecting you?	1.3538	0.07082	65	45	17	3
2954	It's impossible to stand out when I was born to blend in.	1.3538	0.07082	65	45	17	3
2955	They work from home now. I have no alone time!	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
2956	You see doctor,I feel so invisible.	1.3538	0.05977	65	42	23	0
2957	I am not creepy!	1.3538	0.06734	65	44	19	2
2958	I guess my 11:00 is a no-show.	1.3538	0.06734	65	44	19	2
2959	I feel I've developed an ugly pattern of behavior, Doc.	1.3538	0.06367	65	43	21	1
2960	Your ability to embrace the moment is encouraging.	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
2961	Listen to my story, I have a long and winding tale	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
2962	I thought it was your job to see through my defenses.	1.3538	0.06734	65	44	19	2
2963	Doc, no matter how hard I try stand out in life, I feel the world expects me to just blend in	1.3538	0.07082	65	45	17	3
2964	Imposter syndrome	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
2965	I’m tired of blending in. I want to stand out!	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
2966	Iguana refund!	1.3537	0.06578	82	58	19	5
2967	Blending in isn't the problem.	1.3537	0.06578	82	58	19	5
2968	Doc, am I a vampire? Each time I look in the mirror, I can't see myself...	1.3537	0.06345	82	57	21	4
2969	I am NOT resistant to change!	1.3529	0.06874	68	47	18	3
2970	Yes, it's true that we all have some desire to blend in.	1.3529	0.05838	68	44	24	0
2971	Okay. For our next session, I'll get you a rock to sit on.	1.3529	0.06547	68	46	20	2
2972	I'm trying to find myself	1.3529	0.07486	68	49	14	5
2973	Seven down is iguana.	1.3529	0.06874	68	47	18	3
2974	I see, I see... I don’t see, I don’t see.	1.3529	0.06633	85	61	18	6
2975	Yes, I can see that you are obsessed with flies.	1.3529	0.06547	68	46	20	2
2976	You guys are all alike - you act like I'm not even here.	1.3529	0.07186	68	48	16	4
2977	(How can he DO that?)	1.3529	0.06874	68	47	18	3
2978	I wish my clients would stop disappearing	1.3529	0.07486	68	49	14	5
2979	Yes, the couch used to be black. Why do you ask?	1.3529	0.07773	68	50	12	6
2980	Why am I the one who always has to change?	1.3529	0.09214	51	38	8	5
2981	I’m tired of changing colours Doc. I don’t know who I am anymore. I think I have disasociative identity disorder.	1.3529	0.08319	51	36	12	3
2982	Are you blending into the new normal?	1.3529	0.07486	68	49	14	5
2983	What can I say? I am a certified blender.	1.3529	0.06874	68	47	18	3
2984	Doc, why do your notes just say "karma karma karma...	1.3529	0.06547	68	46	20	2
2985	I'm sensing a pattern.	1.3523	0.06268	88	62	21	5
2986	I am not trying to conceal my true self.	1.3521	0.06683	71	49	19	3
2987	For the last time, doc, I’m a social chameleon, not butterfly.	1.3521	0.07532	71	52	13	6
2988	What if there isn't a real you?	1.3521	0.06978	71	50	17	4
2989	It’s tough being a Komodo dragon in a world of couch potatoes.	1.3521	0.06978	71	50	17	4
2990	You realize there are cheaper ways to get fashion ideas	1.3521	0.06375	71	48	21	2
2991	Nobody likes change.	1.3521	0.07795	71	53	11	7
2992	What' s wrong in me, Doctor? All the times I fall in love with a woman, she disappears.	1.3521	0.06978	71	50	17	4
2993	I’m tired of changing just to fit in.	1.3521	0.06978	71	50	17	4
2994	So how long have you been hiding your feelings?	1.3519	0.07550	54	37	15	2
2995	Tell me more about your owner. You've said he's kind, he feeds you crickets, turns on your lamp. I'm sure that's all true. But level with me here: A bit weird, right? Strange guy? No girlfriend? No friends at all? Smelly? It's OK, it's not your fault	1.3519	0.08000	54	38	13	3
2996	Thank god your sofa isn't paisley!	1.3519	0.08425	54	39	11	4
2997	so... I am an influencer but... how do I avoid being influenced by others?	1.3519	0.07072	54	36	17	1
2998	I can hide everything except my emotions	1.3519	0.07550	54	37	15	2
2999	You see right through me	1.3516	0.05925	91	63	24	4
3000	Sometimes change is good.	1.3514	0.06506	74	51	20	3
3001	Seriously? My mother?	1.3514	0.06784	74	52	18	4
3002	It's actually my behavior pattern I need help with.	1.3514	0.07310	74	54	14	6
3003	All I ever wanted was just to fit in.	1.3514	0.06506	74	51	20	3
3004	And then they asked me if I knew Boy George.	1.3509	0.08485	57	42	10	5
3005	I can’t find myself.	1.3509	0.07712	57	40	14	3
3006	...yet I never seem to feel like I fit in.	1.3509	0.07294	57	39	16	2
3007	I just feel like I have no boundaries.	1.3509	0.07294	57	39	16	2
3008	It's one thing to be cold-blooded; it's quite another to keep sticking out your tongue.	1.3509	0.08108	57	41	12	4
3009	You may be projecting some	1.3509	0.06851	57	38	18	1
3010	Let's talk about your fear of not fitting in.	1.3509	0.06851	57	38	18	1
3011	Relax and be one with the couch.	1.3509	0.08108	57	41	12	4
3012	Despite my outward appearance I’m really a rebel on the inside	1.3509	0.07712	57	40	14	3
3013	Well Larry, she’s definitely going to know you were here.	1.3509	0.07294	57	39	16	2
3014	I don't know doctor, sometimes I just feel invisible	1.3509	0.07294	57	39	16	2
3015	Every night I have another one of my paisley nightmares.	1.3506	0.06859	77	55	17	5
3016	Is it possible to blend in TOO well?	1.3506	0.07104	77	56	15	6
3017	How dare he write down my flaws that I willingly told him?	1.3506	0.07341	77	57	13	7
3018	I would not call it a co-dependency but...	1.3506	0.07341	77	57	13	7
3019	Disappeared, again. I really hate it when new clients leave without paying.	1.3500	0.07450	60	42	15	3
3020	Let’s address the lack of the elephant in the room.	1.3500	0.06649	60	40	19	1
3021	How can I express my true self Doc?	1.3500	0.06649	60	40	19	1
3022	'He tries to use his camouflage to see what I'm writing about him.'	1.3500	0.07820	60	43	13	4
3023	It seems your problems have blended together	1.3500	0.07061	60	41	17	2
3024	Humm, checks and stripes!	1.3500	0.07061	60	41	17	2
3025	So you’re saying you’re struggling to feel seen?	1.3500	0.07450	60	42	15	3
3026	I just want to be myself.	1.3500	0.06649	60	40	19	1
3027	This behavior you’re describing is real lizard brain stuff.	1.3500	0.07061	60	41	17	2
3028	So you’re saying that being alone inside for a year is making you climb the walls?	1.3500	0.07820	60	43	13	4
3029	I just feel invisible, like no one sees the real me.	1.3500	0.06680	80	57	18	5
3030	Note to self: time to reupholster the couch.	1.3500	0.07820	60	43	13	4
3031	I often feel unseen.	1.3500	0.06439	80	56	20	4
3032	Let's back up a step, Sigmund. I suppose you think checks with stripes is a good look?	1.3500	0.06649	60	40	19	1
3033	What do you mean by chameleon complex...?	1.3500	0.07450	60	42	15	3
3034	My next patient is over twenty minutes late and they're still nowhere in sight.	1.3500	0.06649	60	40	19	1
3035	A rare case of Imposter Syndrome, I believe	1.3500	0.07061	60	41	17	2
3036	Sometimes I just feel like no one can truly see me, you know?	1.3500	0.07061	60	41	17	2
3037	‘So, tell me how it is that you see yourself?’	1.3500	0.04740	80	55	24	1
3038	I understand. Change can be hard.	1.3500	0.06680	80	57	18	5
3039	Social anxiety chameleon just doesn’t have the same ring.	1.3500	0.06649	60	40	19	1
3040	I feel like nobody sees me.	1.3495	0.05292	103	70	30	3
3041	Never come close to me with that awful jacket	1.3494	0.06734	83	60	17	6
3042	And how long have you had this compulsion to blend in?	1.3494	0.06283	83	58	21	4
3043	Patient has an external locus of identity...	1.3494	0.06734	83	60	17	6
3044	Actually, being yourself is really overrated.	1.3492	0.07212	63	44	16	3
3045	I just can't seem to make up my mind. . . .	1.3492	0.06848	63	43	18	2
3046	So you believe the couch changed its pattern to match your coloring?	1.3492	0.07890	63	46	12	5
3047	I find the term “lizard brain” insulting.	1.3492	0.06463	63	42	20	1
3048	Yes, I am noting that my outfit does not match my surroundings, and that is OK.	1.3492	0.07212	63	44	16	3
3049	I've never worked with parthenogenetic species before. So you don't have mother issues?	1.3492	0.06848	63	43	18	2
3050	Can you send in my 4:00 appointment? What do you mean he’s already here?	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
3051	Sigmund Freud's long lost son , Heinrich , the famous vet psychiatrist.	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
3052	So, you've always felt a compulsion to fit in? Hmmm...	1.3492	0.06463	63	42	20	1
3053	Well Brian, let’s dig into that a little more. What do you mean by “seen”?	1.3492	0.07212	63	44	16	3
3054	Perhaps you'd feel more confident if you focused less on blending in and more on being yourself.	1.3492	0.07212	63	44	16	3
3055	You say you feel the need to blend in,when did this start?	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
3056	I'm still searching for my own identity.	1.3492	0.06848	63	43	18	2
3057	This blending-in is so deja vey; at this rate I’ll Never find myself...	1.3492	0.06848	63	43	18	2
3058	I want to stand out, but mostly feel like I just blend in	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
3059	So how long have you had trouble blending in?	1.3492	0.07890	63	46	12	5
3060	I’m sorry, when you said you were a “chameleon”, I didn’t take it literally.	1.3492	0.06848	63	43	18	2
3061	Camouflaging with the pandemic	1.3492	0.06463	63	42	20	1
3062	My relation with Rapunzel is going nowhere	1.3492	0.06463	63	42	20	1
3063	You say you had an absent father but I wonder if it just looked that way?	1.3492	0.07212	63	44	16	3
3064	My problem is that I’m afraid of change.	1.3492	0.07212	63	44	16	3
3065	The pressure to change really makes me feel invisible…nobody asks how I’m doing	1.3492	0.07212	63	44	16	3
3066	And do you think this is a pattern?	1.3488	0.05910	86	59	24	3
3067	A fear of change, you say? I didn't see that coming.	1.3485	0.06994	66	46	17	3
3068	Patient tends to camouflage emotions.	1.3485	0.06652	66	45	19	2
3069	My troubles go back to when you covered your couch with my mother and father	1.3485	0.08220	66	50	9	7
3070	I'm always just another face in the crowd!	1.3485	0.06652	66	45	19	2
3071	I'm feeling a bit mercurial.	1.3485	0.06292	66	44	21	1
3072	Are those alligator skin shoes?	1.3485	0.06994	66	46	17	3
3073	I believed Geico’s promises, I saw a future with them. I feel so used.	1.3485	0.06994	66	46	17	3
3074	I just can't seem to blend in with society."	1.3485	0.06292	66	44	21	1
3075	and why do you feel you need to blend in?	1.3485	0.06652	66	45	19	2
3076	Hmm ... Perhaps this isn't the transformational experience the old boy had in mind.	1.3485	0.06652	66	45	19	2
3077	I try so hard to blend in and be like everybody else.	1.3485	0.06994	66	46	17	3
3078	So Doc, do you really think I can change?	1.3485	0.06994	66	46	17	3
3079	Coming out of lockdown i dont feel like i ‘fit in’ any more	1.3485	0.06994	66	46	17	3
3080	I’ve been trying to stay true to myself, but nobody see’s me.	1.3485	0.06292	66	44	21	1
3081	So you are saying my instinct to hide from problems comes from my lizard brain? .... Can I get my money back?	1.3478	0.06472	69	47	20	2
3082	You don’t seem resistant to change.	1.3478	0.06472	69	47	20	2
3083	The doctor was unaware that his patient was having an identity crisis.	1.3478	0.06793	69	48	18	3
3084	... and at what point during the dominance display did you discover your throat pouch would no longer distend and redden?	1.3478	0.06793	69	48	18	3
3085	I guana know what love is.	1.3478	0.07394	69	50	14	5
3086	I’m trying to put myself out there, but I just blend in everywhere I go.	1.3478	0.06134	69	46	22	1
3087	If I may say so, Doctor - your jacket and trousers clash terribly.	1.3478	0.07394	69	50	14	5
3088	Do you still feel that your ability to blend in has triggered your identity crisis?	1.3478	0.06793	69	48	18	3
3089	Lying down is difficult. May I perch?	1.3478	0.07394	69	50	14	5
3090	Investigators believe that the chameleon’s inability to adopt the plaid and striped pattern of the psychiatrist’s wardrobe ultimately led to the senseless carnage that followed.	1.3478	0.07394	69	50	14	5
3091	We've been over this. Beware of karma, karma, karma, Chameleon...	1.3478	0.07677	69	51	12	6
3092	So you say your mother never really accepted your colorful side	1.3478	0.07394	69	50	14	5
3093	I just can't stop voyeuring.	1.3478	0.06134	69	46	22	1
3094	Would it kill you to lose the floral upholstery?	1.3478	0.06793	69	48	18	3
3095	I've always found my mother hard to read.	1.3472	0.07175	72	52	15	5
3096	So you're saying you don't always feel seen...	1.3472	0.07443	72	53	13	6
3097	I suppose it is stressful to be constantly changing”	1.3472	0.05650	72	47	25	0
3098	All my life people treated me like I’m invisible.	1.3472	0.07175	72	52	15	5
3099	What was it you said about individual independence?	1.3472	0.06608	72	50	19	3
3100	I'm not paying you to talk about my desire to hide in my surroundings. I'm paying you to talk me through my divorce, Dave.	1.3472	0.06608	72	50	19	3
3101	I find people very creepy.	1.3472	0.07175	72	52	15	5
3102	So how long have you been feeling blue?	1.3472	0.06897	72	51	17	4
3103	It isn't relevant how upset this makes you, but Iguana is spelled with an I not an E.	1.3472	0.06897	72	51	17	4
3104	Doc, I never stand out.	1.3472	0.06897	72	51	17	4
3105	I just want everyone to see my true colours!	1.3472	0.06608	72	50	19	3
3106	Write down that I have an extra long tongue....because you know what that means!	1.3467	0.07227	75	55	14	6
3107	What’s next? Haven’t I changed enough, smelled the flowers and conformed to world around me?	1.3467	0.06149	75	51	22	2
3108	But tell me how you feel when you change color.	1.3467	0.07472	75	56	12	7
3109	I don’t know doc. I’ve just never felt like I fit in.	1.3467	0.06436	75	52	20	3
3110	So you’re saying you’ve never had a problem fitting in?	1.3462	0.06662	52	34	18	0
3111	I know my pants clash with my blazer. But this isn’t about me.	1.3462	0.08186	52	37	12	3
3112	And yet again, I only feel blue.	1.3462	0.07206	52	35	16	1
3113	Camouflage is my natural response Doc, I don’t think it’s fair to say I’m disassociating	1.3462	0.06276	78	54	21	3
3114	I just feel lost	1.3462	0.07027	78	57	15	6
3115	And how did you father feel about the floral prints?	1.3462	0.09060	52	39	8	5
3116	What color does this make you feel?	1.3462	0.08186	52	37	12	3
3117	I thought the whole couch shtick was just a New Yorker cartoon cliché.	1.3455	0.07439	55	38	15	2
3118	You, my friend, have entomophobia.	1.3455	0.06972	55	37	17	1
3119	But who am I really?	1.3455	0.07879	55	39	13	3
3120	Session note: Patient once again voices feelings of invisibility.	1.3455	0.08295	55	40	11	4
3121	You could have asked me before you chose this pattern!	1.3455	0.07879	55	39	13	3
3122	Nobody cares about me at all. They act like that they can’t see me.	1.3455	0.08295	55	40	11	4
3123	Yes, I still see you. But do you see yourself?	1.3455	0.07879	55	39	13	3
3124	I don’t know Doc, I just don’t feel seen.	1.3455	0.08295	55	40	11	4
3125	How often do you feel unseen?	1.3448	0.06759	58	39	18	1
3126	No, it is not a social/emotional defense mechanism. It is a physical defense mechanism.	1.3448	0.07193	58	40	16	2
3127	Can you see me now?	1.3448	0.06759	58	39	18	1
3128	Sure, this is fine. But last week I accidentally touched James Carville's ballsack	1.3448	0.07602	58	41	14	3
3129	Don’t worry. Most lizards eventually outgrow their floral phase.	1.3448	0.07990	58	42	12	4
3130	I don't normally pose nude.	1.3448	0.07990	58	42	12	4
3131	Iguana know more about myself.	1.3448	0.07602	58	41	14	3
3132	I'm afraid you are all Id, no sign of a superego.	1.3448	0.07193	58	40	16	2
3133	So now we tackle your emotional challenge of not being able to get a lady to go out with you.	1.3448	0.07193	58	40	16	2
3134	Brian. Your lizard brain isn't the issue. You need to get a job.	1.3448	0.07602	58	41	14	3
3135	Transference	1.3448	0.06759	58	39	18	1
3136	As you can see, your behavior pattern is very common. You just have to let it go.	1.3448	0.06759	58	39	18	1
3137	So your mother never let you be the colourful person you always wanted to be	1.3448	0.07990	58	42	12	4
3138	Chintz makes me feel so fussy.	1.3448	0.07193	58	40	16	2
3139	They treat me like another cushion or a lump on the bed.	1.3448	0.06759	58	39	18	1
3140	I just can’t seem to find myself.	1.3443	0.07350	61	43	15	3
3141	I understand .. " 80% of life is showing up'" is a tough expectation for any of us.. but especially for you .	1.3443	0.07712	61	44	13	4
3142	Have you considered the possibility that you might be a lounge lizard?	1.3443	0.07712	61	44	13	4
3143	I know it's still you, Daniel. And as I said, I'm afraid that's our time for this week.	1.3443	0.06968	61	42	17	2
3144	Yes, green with envy is a real concern!	1.3443	0.07350	61	43	15	3
3145	And why do you feel invisible?	1.3443	0.06564	61	41	19	1
3146	I don’t have a consistent sense of self.	1.3443	0.07350	61	43	15	3
3147	No Doc, I don’t think I’m going through an identity crisis. It’s been like this for me as long as I can remember.	1.3443	0.07350	61	43	15	3
3148	No, I don't think it's very different from being a wallflower	1.3443	0.06968	61	42	17	2
3149	I feel it's time for a change	1.3443	0.07712	61	44	13	4
3150	So, you say you just feel invisible.	1.3443	0.07350	61	43	15	3
3151	Doc, I'm so confused. Why was I born cold-blooded when I really identify as "warm and fuzzy"?	1.3443	0.07350	61	43	15	3
3152	I see you brought your reptilian self today	1.3443	0.07350	61	43	15	3
3153	My mother never told me I’d have to learn to craw first	1.3443	0.06968	61	42	17	2
3154	Let’s role-play. You be the couch this time.	1.3443	0.07350	61	43	15	3
3155	I just always seem to need to fit in Doc	1.3443	0.06968	61	42	17	2
3156	Doc, it just feels like no one can really, truly see me.	1.3443	0.06564	61	41	19	1
3157	So, you suffer from swing state syndrome.	1.3443	0.06968	61	42	17	2
3158	... and I end up tongue-tied most of time	1.3443	0.07350	61	43	15	3
3159	So how long have you felt that no one notices you?	1.3438	0.06762	64	44	18	2
3160	Why do I always try to cover up my faults, doctor?	1.3438	0.07460	64	46	14	4
3161	You are too heavily influenced by your environment. Try being the chameleon you want to be.	1.3438	0.07120	64	45	16	3
3162	You spelled it wrong again!	1.3438	0.06762	64	44	18	2
3163	Looks like we’re both picking up a pattern.	1.3438	0.06385	64	43	20	1
3164	Doctor, I can't stop changing!	1.3438	0.06385	64	43	20	1
3165	My wife is always pushing me to change.	1.3438	0.07460	64	46	14	4
3166	And that's when my relationship with Copycat got complicated.	1.3438	0.06762	64	44	18	2
3167	Just try to relax and be yourself.	1.3438	0.05984	64	42	22	0
3168	When Iggy met Siggy	1.3438	0.08097	64	48	10	6
3169	I have a phobia of not standing out enough Doc.	1.3438	0.07460	64	46	14	4
3170	It feels like no one sees me.	1.3438	0.05984	64	42	22	0
3171	If Kafka could see me now	1.3438	0.07460	64	46	14	4
3172	My problem doc, it's that I match with everyone" s	1.3438	0.07120	64	45	16	3
3173	I wish the rest of world could adapt as fast I can	1.3438	0.07120	64	45	16	3
3174	Now, I can show you my true colors.	1.3438	0.05984	64	42	22	0
3175	I don’t recognize the person I see in the mirror anymore	1.3438	0.07120	64	45	16	3
3176	I always feel like I'm fading into the background.	1.3433	0.06219	67	45	21	1
3177	Now that I see it on you, I guess that pattern was a bad choice.	1.3433	0.06908	67	47	17	3
3178	And how long would you say you've been this way?	1.3433	0.06908	67	47	17	3
3179	So you’re here because you felt like your old therapist couldn’t see through you?	1.3433	0.06908	67	47	17	3
3180	No, I don't any flies"	1.3433	0.06573	67	46	19	2
3181	I identify as a dog.	1.3433	0.07535	67	49	13	5
3182	We need to work on your rolling-eyes behavior. Friends who've been avoiding you might believe you think they are boring.	1.3433	0.07535	67	49	13	5
3183	How old were you when you were told beauty is only skin deep?	1.3433	0.06573	67	46	19	2
3184	So tell me more about your need to fit in.	1.3433	0.06908	67	47	17	3
3185	I can help, but you have to want to not change.	1.3433	0.07228	67	48	15	4
3186	Vibrant green velvet,streaks of turquoise blue with flecks of gold. Got it.	1.3433	0.06908	67	47	17	3
3187	Dr., I can’t seem to get out of my ‘blue’ period.	1.3433	0.07535	67	49	13	5
3188	Would you be more comfortable on the wall?	1.3433	0.06908	67	47	17	3
3189	And if Boy George were sitting here right now, what would you want him to know?	1.3433	0.07228	67	48	15	4
3190	'So you blended in with the yellow wallpaper and sent the poor lady mad by moving about?'	1.3433	0.06219	67	45	21	1
3191	I just feel like I'm never myself	1.3433	0.06908	67	47	17	3
3192	I come and go, but it’s still the same: people always expect me to change their karma for them.	1.3433	0.05844	67	49	15	3
3193	I’ve grown weary of speaking in a fake accent!	1.3433	0.07228	67	48	15	4
3194	I see your flower is almost up.	1.3429	0.07583	70	52	12	6
3195	Patient believes no one notices her. Must learn to stand out.	1.3429	0.07583	70	52	12	6
3196	Doctor, I want to do more than paint commercials....	1.3429	0.07015	70	50	16	4
3197	It’s like...nobody even knows I’m here!	1.3429	0.06066	70	47	22	1
3198	I see... I see... wait, I don't see.	1.3429	0.06398	70	48	20	2
3199	I don't know why Doc, but sometimes I just feel invisible.	1.3429	0.06714	70	49	18	3
3200	Patient unusually quiet; am I being ghosted?"	1.3429	0.06398	70	48	20	2
3201	I'm sorry florals make you look fat.	1.3429	0.07015	70	50	16	4
3202	So you’re mainly just tired of blending in...	1.3429	0.06398	70	48	20	2
3203	And, why do you think that people don't see you?	1.3429	0.07305	70	51	14	5
3204	What makes you say that my issue is that I try too hard to fit in?	1.3429	0.06066	70	47	22	1
3205	I’ve taken this past year to really reflect on my surroundings.	1.3429	0.06398	70	48	20	2
3206	So, when you were in Louvre , some men thought you were a Mona Lisa?	1.3425	0.06236	73	50	21	2
3207	I know that all this makes me seem cold-blooded.	1.3425	0.06819	73	52	17	4
3208	I just want to be accepted for who I'm about to become	1.3425	0.07356	73	54	13	6
3209	We've been married so long she wouldn't notice if I lay on the couch stark naked.	1.3425	0.06534	73	51	19	3
3210	: Doc, it’s hard for me to stand out in a crowd.	1.3425	0.06236	73	50	21	2
3211	I want to get back out there but I’ve become a part of the couch	1.3425	0.07356	73	54	13	6
3212	I don’t know what else to say, I’m just having a really tough time finding myself	1.3421	0.06896	76	55	16	5
3213	My mom told me I was born to stand out but I’m beginning to think she didn’t know the real me	1.3421	0.06367	76	53	20	3
3214	But I-I can't help code-switching. It's in my nature.	1.3418	0.06211	79	55	21	3
3215	I just want to feel comfortable in my own skin.	1.3415	0.06543	82	59	18	5
3216	You see,I’m not much for change...	1.3412	0.05930	85	59	23	3
3217	So you don't think being colorblind counts as a disability for a chameleon?	1.3409	0.06023	88	62	22	4
3218	No one ever notices me.	1.3400	0.06067	100	73	20	7
3219	Did you write down the part where I said on the rare good day I feel like a giant dinosaur?	1.3400	0.07882	50	35	13	2
3220	If only I could blend in more, I'd be happier.	1.3400	0.07882	50	35	13	2
3221	Another Freudian-shift	1.3400	0.06135	50	37	11	2
3222	Stripes with plaid? I don't think we're going to be a good fit, doctor.	1.3400	0.07346	50	34	15	1
3223	I see the floral pattern is making you feel anxious. Next visit we will prescribe a solid color and look for any changes	1.3400	0.07882	50	35	13	2
3224	Your couch makes it so difficult to relax.	1.3396	0.08495	53	39	10	4
3225	You have to WANT to change ... or we could just try a different couch.	1.3396	0.08495	53	39	10	4
3226	Look, everyone tries to blend in sometimes.	1.3396	0.07098	53	36	16	1
3227	I have changed many times in my life. I am ready to pick a color and move on.	1.3396	0.08495	53	39	10	4
3228	This couch doesn't look good on me.	1.3396	0.07592	53	37	14	2
3229	Have I ever told you how much I love textile. It makes me feel so safe.	1.3396	0.07592	53	37	14	2
3230	I hear you, but you can't just change overnight	1.3396	0.07592	53	37	14	2
3231	Have you considered amphetamines?	1.3396	0.08912	53	40	8	5
3232	did you just underline "disturbed "	1.3396	0.07098	53	36	16	1
3233	Same old, same old	1.3396	0.07592	53	37	14	2
3234	I just can't seem to get anyone's attention	1.3396	0.08056	53	38	12	3
3235	Just be yourself” she told me. What does that even mean	1.3396	0.07098	53	36	16	1
3236	chameleon's life matters too	1.3396	0.06567	53	35	18	0
3237	Our work together is making a difference, I think I’m beginning to see my patterns	1.3396	0.06567	53	35	18	0
3238	I can change my personality to natch every situation as well.	1.3393	0.08169	56	41	11	4
3239	And why did you leave your last Therapist?	1.3393	0.07761	56	40	13	3
3240	Doctor Schuldig, it's been three years since I morphed into a lizard and you still haven't noticed	1.3393	0.07331	56	39	15	2
3241	My wife says I just disappear into the background.	1.3393	0.07331	56	39	15	2
3242	Not a judgement on your Wife’s taste Doc, but can we please swap seats?	1.3393	0.07331	56	39	15	2
3243	When did you start feeling that nobody saw the real you?	1.3393	0.07761	56	40	13	3
3244	You're doing it again. Asserting yourself starts here.	1.3393	0.06874	56	38	17	1
3245	I do want to change, I just don't want to get sat on.	1.3393	0.07331	56	39	15	2
3246	All the constant changes can be exhausting.	1.3393	0.07761	56	40	13	3
3247	The difficult thing is, others treat me as if I’m not even there.	1.3393	0.07761	56	40	13	3
3248	‘I feel like, who am I?’	1.3393	0.06874	56	38	17	1
3249	Tell me more about this sense of feeling ‘camouflaged’	1.3393	0.07331	56	39	15	2
3250	You know, it’s okay to not blend in sometimes.	1.3393	0.06384	56	37	19	0
3251	And that's when I knew the GOP was for me.	1.3393	0.08169	56	41	11	4
3252	Igor’s underdeveloped reptilian brain, confusing the term ‘empathetic’ with ‘pathetic,’ lead to a massacre of indescribable proportions.	1.3390	0.08237	59	44	10	5
3253	So you're saying you're tired of being a background player in your own movie?	1.3390	0.07875	59	43	12	4
3254	C-H-A-M-E-L-E-O-N	1.3390	0.07875	59	43	12	4
3255	When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a fly.	1.3390	0.07094	59	41	16	2
3256	Do I even exist, doc? I feel like people look right through me.	1.3390	0.07494	59	42	14	3
3257	How did it feel to be told you’re no Meryl Streep.	1.3390	0.07494	59	42	14	3
3258	Hold still Dr. Rubenstein....a fly just landed on your lapel.	1.3390	0.07494	59	42	14	3
3259	No, I don't believe you have a fear of change.	1.3390	0.07094	59	41	16	2
3260	What makes you feel as if everyone is looking through you like you're not there?	1.3390	0.06669	59	40	18	1
3261	OK. No problem with empathy.	1.3390	0.07494	59	42	14	3
3262	..and why do you feel you have trouble adapting to your environment?	1.3390	0.07494	59	42	14	3
3263	I know, but at least I’m not wearing plaid with stripes!	1.3390	0.06669	59	40	18	1
3264	I see. And when no one commented on your new hairstyle, how did that make you feel?	1.3390	0.07494	59	42	14	3
3265	It seems like no one ever notices me.	1.3390	0.07094	59	41	16	2
3266	Are you starting to sense a pattern here?	1.3390	0.07494	59	42	14	3
3267	'Dear mother, for the first time in my life I am at a complete loss...'	1.3390	0.07494	59	42	14	3
3268	My friends say that I come across as cold-blooded	1.3390	0.07875	59	43	12	4
3269	Reupholstery is hard.	1.3387	0.07251	62	44	15	3
3270	What's a six-lettered word for reptile?	1.3387	0.06877	62	43	17	2
3271	And he was giving me the snake eye.	1.3387	0.06060	62	46	13	3
3272	But honestly, I do change colors.	1.3387	0.06481	62	42	19	1
3273	So you have a fear of not being seen and a strong desire to blend in? That is a problem.	1.3387	0.07251	62	44	15	3
3274	How long have you been in politics?	1.3387	0.06877	62	43	17	2
3275	...the reptilian brain seems oddly curious...or just hungry...	1.3387	0.07251	62	44	15	3
3276	You, sir, have a classic case of a reptile dysfunction.	1.3387	0.06481	62	42	19	1
3277	Interesting...so you say your color changes with your mood swings.	1.3387	0.06877	62	43	17	2
3278	Doc, it's about my identity crisis.	1.3387	0.07607	62	45	13	4
3279	I am glad I did not have to camouflage into his outfit.	1.3387	0.06877	62	43	17	2
3280	Have you considered getting a tattoo?	1.3387	0.07607	62	45	13	4
3281	I tend to take on other people's problems as my own	1.3387	0.07251	62	44	15	3
3282	Would you say you’re in touch with your current surroundings?	1.3387	0.07607	62	45	13	4
3283	It’s okay, this is a safe place.	1.3387	0.05837	62	43	18	1
3284	It’s like...they all sing the song, but no one ever actually asks how my karma is doing.	1.3387	0.07607	62	45	13	4
3285	You’re going to have to show me your true colors if we’re ever going to get anywhere, Howard.	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
3286	The Peloton, vegan diet, and CBD are only making it worse.	1.3385	0.07989	65	49	10	6
3287	I've had this recurring nightmare that a giant iguana devours me while I'm on the couch.	1.3385	0.06678	65	45	18	2
3288	Yes, there is hope. Stick with solids and pastels.	1.3385	0.06678	65	45	18	2
3289	And how long have you felt like a wallflower?	1.3385	0.07029	65	46	16	3
3290	You’re going to have to stop blending in if you want to get anywhere in our sessions.	1.3385	0.07029	65	46	16	3
3291	'"Doc, I just don't feel like people see the real me!"	1.3385	0.06678	65	45	18	2
3292	So, how are you doing with your problem of not fitting in?	1.3385	0.07989	65	49	10	6
3293	‘Narcissistic lizard. Has invisibility complex.’	1.3385	0.07363	65	47	14	4
3294	...and sometimes, Doctor, I'll be at a party and wonder if anyone even knows I'm there.	1.3385	0.06678	65	45	18	2
3295	Please lie down...I'm writing my caption for the contest	1.3385	0.07029	65	46	16	3
3296	Note to file. Patient actually does fade into the background	1.3385	0.07029	65	46	16	3
3297	So, has there been any change in your pronouns?	1.3385	0.07029	65	46	16	3
3298	Boundary issues? How can you say that? I don’t think so!	1.3385	0.07363	65	47	14	4
3299	'I'm sick of being told I'm not reliable.'	1.3385	0.06678	65	45	18	2
3300	I’ve noticed that you seem a little blue, is there something bothering you?	1.3385	0.06308	65	44	20	1
3301	At this pace, we will never get to Darwinism.	1.3385	0.07029	65	46	16	3
3302	I want to work on my stage presence, doc.	1.3385	0.07029	65	46	16	3
3303	I keep singing to my boyfriend “Don’t go changing to try to please me.”	1.3385	0.06678	65	45	18	2
3304	I'm a fraud.	1.3385	0.06678	65	45	18	2
3305	Articulate my feelings? Dude, I’m a lizard. Got any crickets?	1.3385	0.07363	65	47	14	4
3306	What if I'm feeling blue but I'm in the desert? I don't feel like I can fully express myself in that moment.	1.3385	0.07363	65	47	14	4
3307	So, tell me about these night terrors you've been having.	1.3382	0.06148	68	46	21	1
3308	Nobody, including you see me for who I am.	1.3382	0.06495	68	47	19	2
3309	Hmm, so you say you let your surrounding environment shape your identity?	1.3382	0.07440	68	50	13	5
3310	Doctor, give it to me straight: Am I ‘appropriating’?	1.3382	0.07730	68	51	11	6
3311	Once Leon told his doctor how he fears change, everything became clear.	1.3382	0.06825	68	48	17	3
3312	You don’t have to change to suit me...	1.3382	0.06495	68	47	19	2
3313	If ve are going to get to the bottom of your feelings of not being noticed, you mustn't keep disappearing!	1.3382	0.06495	68	47	19	2
3314	When will you reupholster your couch?	1.3382	0.06495	68	47	19	2
3315	On top of that, my partner says I've been having a difficult time adjusting to our new apartment.	1.3382	0.06825	68	48	17	3
3316	I struggle with people seeing my true colors.	1.3382	0.05179	68	46	22	0
3317	So, what makes you feel like you stand out?	1.3382	0.06825	68	48	17	3
3318	‘Now you’re just showing off, Kevin, blending into the therapist like that.’	1.3382	0.07139	68	49	15	4
3319	Well, it all started when I sat on this hideous couch	1.3382	0.07440	68	50	13	5
3320	I didn't know Petsmart had psychiatric services...hey! Is that a degree from Trump University?!	1.3380	0.07217	71	52	14	5
3321	Color me enlightened	1.3380	0.06326	71	49	20	2
3322	I don't like what I'm becoming, doctor	1.3380	0.07217	71	52	14	5
3323	Whats the point of changing?	1.3380	0.07217	71	52	14	5
3324	Sometimes I feel like people don’t even see me.	1.3378	0.06168	74	51	21	2
3325	But you feel seen?	1.3377	0.06299	77	54	20	3
3326	I feel like you really SEE me.	1.3373	0.06006	83	58	22	3
3327	My favorite book? Kafka's Metamorphosis.	1.3333	0.06779	57	39	17	1
3328	I think less reflection could help you stand out.	1.3333	0.06596	66	46	18	2
3329	I'm noticing some positive changes in the way you adapt to social situations.	1.3333	0.07052	69	50	15	4
3330	No, I'm sure it starts with CH, not K.	1.3333	0.07839	63	47	11	5
3331	I'll just put it down as transference issues, for billing purposes.	1.3333	0.07052	69	50	15	4
3332	Your intuition that I like the floral pattern and then becoming the floral pattern is, in my opinion, an extreme case of transference.	1.3333	0.06788	63	44	17	2
3333	I just want to be judged by the content of my character	1.3333	0.07156	63	45	15	3
3334	I just feel like no one ever notices me.	1.3333	0.06779	57	39	17	1
3335	I just feel like everyone looks right through me.	1.3333	0.06391	75	53	19	3
3336	And in the dream, they're planning on making me into a pair of boots. What does it mean Doc	1.3333	0.06596	66	46	18	2
3337	Tell me more about your feelings of inadequacy after your cousin got the Budweiser commercial instead of you.	1.3333	0.07269	66	48	14	4
3338	Down Boy !! It's a "zipper", not a "fly"	1.3333	0.08707	51	38	9	4
3339	Why can't people just love me for the monster I am?	1.3333	0.08245	51	37	11	3
3340	Well this is easy to figure out, you're supposed to be a frog for that to work.	1.3333	0.08063	48	34	12	2
3341	Sometimes I feel I need to Change just to blend in"	1.3333	0.07156	63	45	15	3
3342	Schizophrenic? Wait til you see what I do with a plaid couch.	1.3333	0.06746	78	57	16	5
3343	Are my eyes really blue?	1.3333	0.07269	66	48	14	4
3344	This condition is due to your own karma, so it will come and go.	1.3333	0.07231	51	35	15	1
3345	I need you to change on the inside, too.	1.3333	0.07839	63	47	11	5
3346	Let's explore your background influences a little more.	1.3333	0.08063	48	34	12	2
3347	It's an updated version of the Rorschach	1.3333	0.06746	78	57	16	5
3348	I've noticed you are quick to pick up on things on the outside. But what about the inner you?	1.3333	0.06581	60	41	18	1
3349	Sure, I'm great at fitting in, but sometimes, when I look in the mirror I find myself asking, who is the real me?	1.3333	0.07477	54	38	14	2
3350	Sometimes, just walking down the street, I feel totally invisible.	1.3333	0.06779	57	39	17	1
3351	These days I seem to get lost in myself	1.3333	0.07477	54	38	14	2
3352	I just feel like it's impossible for me to stand out in the crowd. People tell me I have a tendency to blend in.	1.3333	0.06997	60	42	16	2
3353	I'm still trying to find myself	1.3333	0.06997	60	42	16	2
3354	I feel like no one really SEES me, ya know?	1.3333	0.06078	69	47	21	1
3355	Must. Not. Use. Tongue.	1.3333	0.06233	66	45	20	1
3356	Doc, why can't I just be green.	1.3333	0.06743	69	49	17	3
3357	No, it‘s not your chaise longue who’ talking to you.	1.3333	0.06788	63	44	17	2
3358	I'm tired of blending in. I dream if standing out!	1.3333	0.07754	51	36	13	2
3359	I just feel like I’m reverting to my old patterns again.	1.3333	0.07390	60	43	14	3
3360	Tell me about your mother's background.	1.3333	0.07583	66	49	12	5
3361	I’ve got millions of years of history and the only job offers I receive are posing for tequila logos.	1.3333	0.07754	51	36	13	2
3362	So, how long has this ‘Karma, karma, karma” thing been ringing in your ears?	1.3333	0.07348	69	51	13	5
3363	I also don't move my lips much when I speak.	1.3333	0.07477	54	38	14	2
3364	I am interested why that is your favorite color	1.3333	0.07269	66	48	14	4
3365	Who are you calling ‘lizard lips’?	1.3333	0.07269	66	48	14	4
3366	Struggling to blend in, people don't see him for who he is.	1.3333	0.06233	78	55	20	3
3367	So in your professional opinion doctor do you think the psychedelics you prescribed are working?	1.3333	0.06779	57	39	17	1
3368	I can't even drive a car!	1.3333	0.06255	72	50	20	2
3369	Note this, Doc. I'm pretty good at upholstery, but doing your jacket might be a stretch.	1.3333	0.06941	66	47	16	3
3370	Week after week, you just look right past me.	1.3333	0.07156	63	45	15	3
3371	It's worse than being an introvert.	1.3333	0.06941	66	47	16	3
3372	I'm so stressed I can only maintain the same color for 5 seconds.	1.3333	0.07052	69	50	15	4
3373	You dropped the first "e" in creature and added it to slimy, which has no "e."	1.3333	0.06779	57	39	17	1
3374	It's as if I just blend into the background.	1.3333	0.06581	60	41	18	1
3375	Now do you believe me?!	1.3333	0.07156	63	45	15	3
3376	Her main complaint is that I keep changing!	1.3333	0.07156	63	45	15	3
3377	Commit to a partner? I can’t even commit to a skin.	1.3333	0.07763	60	44	12	4
3378	Your chair’s not plaid?	1.3333	0.07583	66	49	12	5
3379	Tell me more about your fear of little children hiding under the bed.	1.3333	0.07052	69	50	15	4
3380	They say a tiger doesn't change its stripes but I find that racist.	1.3333	0.07754	51	36	13	2
3381	When did you first realize that 'Lounge Lizard' had a negative connotation?	1.3333	0.06994	54	37	16	1
3382	The zoom backgrounds have just been a nightmare, doc.	1.3333	0.08245	51	37	11	3
3383	No one notices me anymore	1.3333	0.07348	69	51	13	5
3384	I guess I feel invisible, doc	1.3333	0.07156	63	45	15	3
3385	I'm stuck .	1.3333	0.07931	54	39	12	3
3386	And how do you feel about that?	1.3333	0.06788	63	44	17	2
3387	But for years I've tried to change......	1.3333	0.06788	63	44	17	2
3388	I don’t know, doc, everyone just keeps telling me to be myself.	1.3333	0.07269	66	48	14	4
3389	So... how long would you say you’ve had trouble fitting in?	1.3333	0.06412	84	61	18	5
3390	I see an allover pattern emerging here, a complete flowering of how you present yourself.	1.3333	0.07647	57	41	13	3
3391	You must learn how to adapt to your surroundings.	1.3333	0.06400	63	43	19	1
3392	You'd have hang-ups too if your mom always changed in front of you growing up.	1.3333	0.06941	66	47	16	3
3393	I don't know, somehow I just don't feel seen.	1.3333	0.06596	66	46	18	2
3394	Have you always felt invisible?	1.3333	0.06779	57	39	17	1
3395	People ignore me	1.3333	0.07477	54	38	14	2
3396	I’m tellin’ ya doc; sometimes I don’t think I blend in.”	1.3333	0.07931	54	39	12	3
3397	I feel like there’s no place I can go and just be myself.	1.3333	0.06788	63	44	17	2
3398	But you said change is good.	1.3333	0.08119	60	45	10	5
3399	How often go you feel blue?	1.3333	0.06419	69	48	19	2
3400	I thought the flowers would cheer the place up.	1.3333	0.06997	60	42	16	2
3401	Do you often feel unseen?	1.3333	0.06400	63	43	19	1
3402	And why do you believe that conformity is in your nature?	1.3333	0.07156	63	45	15	3
3403	I don't question your qualifications but I am unhappy about your choice of couch cover.	1.3333	0.07052	69	50	15	4
3404	And when everyone constantly mispronounces your name, how does that make you feel?	1.3333	0.07477	54	38	14	2
3405	Are you still there?	1.3333	0.06581	60	41	18	1
3406	So, you took the mushrooms. What happened next?	1.3333	0.07156	63	45	15	3
3407	..."the patient continues to expresses interest in change, yet session after session, no matter what he tries, the key to making substantive, permanent change eludes him."	1.3333	0.06997	60	42	16	2
3408	How long have you had this interest in upholstery?	1.3333	0.06994	54	37	16	1
3409	He’s wearing my cousin on his feet!	1.3333	0.06560	72	51	18	3
3410	I think I'm invisible.	1.3333	0.08707	51	38	9	4
3411	Social life? I can’t even get noticed!	1.3333	0.07156	63	45	15	3
3412	So...your instincts are great, but happiness eludes you?	1.3333	0.06667	51	34	17	0
3413	I’ll keep that in mind when I order another sofa.	1.3333	0.07390	60	43	14	3
3414	For the first time in my life, I feel seen.	1.3333	0.06788	63	44	17	2
3415	Here's the thing, if the tongue goes into my ear one more time I'm turning you into a wallet.	1.3333	0.09096	48	36	8	4
3416	I don’t care what he says. It’s still no reason to treat me like a piece of furniture.	1.3333	0.07156	63	45	15	3
3417	Cleo thought that Dr. Johnson was really blowing her paranoid snooping behaviors out of proportion in his notes.	1.3333	0.06941	66	47	16	3
3418	Yes, change can be difficult, but we're making progress.	1.3333	0.06391	75	53	19	3
3419	I am beginning to feel ignor- Are you gonna eat that bug on your sleve.	1.3333	0.07647	57	41	13	3
3420	Don't worry, I've seen cases like this before. You'll be showing your true colors again in no time.	1.3333	0.07931	54	39	12	3
3421	I keep having the same nightmare, that I can't fit in.	1.3333	0.06581	60	41	18	1
3422	If I can change my colors on the outside, then why can't I change my feelings on the inside?	1.3333	0.08791	57	44	7	6
3423	Due to her insecurities, the patient falsely believes she has trouble blending in.	1.3333	0.06334	81	58	19	4
3424	So how long have you had this compulsion to snap my neck with your tongue?	1.3333	0.07931	54	39	12	3
3425	No visible evidence of anxiety.	1.3333	0.07754	51	36	13	2
3426	My pronouns are it / it / its.	1.3333	0.07226	57	40	15	2
3427	You can’t camouflage how you feel about blending in.	1.3333	0.07884	66	50	10	6
3428	Let’s return to your fears about blending in.	1.3333	0.07754	51	36	13	2
3429	Don’t take it personally. Some patients may prefer a therapy dog.	1.3333	0.07477	54	38	14	2
3430	I feel like “wallflower” is an unhealthy label	1.3333	0.07647	57	41	13	3
3431	My long sticky tongue is Freudian for WHAT?!..	1.3333	0.07226	57	40	15	2
3432	Diagnosis: Obsessive Compulsive Background Disorder	1.3333	0.06743	69	49	17	3
3433	Why do you think you always feel the need to blend in?	1.3333	0.05987	63	42	21	0
3434	I keep changing myself to fit in. It’s almost instinctual at this this point.	1.3333	0.06137	60	40	20	0
3435	Carl, I know it's hard for you to show your true colors, but you can't keep hiding from me each time I ask about your mother.	1.3333	0.06743	69	49	17	3
3436	Deep inside I am Godzilla...	1.3333	0.07132	72	53	14	5
3437	Let’s not focus on the new office chase. Let’s focus on how you’re handling this change.	1.3333	0.07505	63	46	13	4
3438	Psychiatrist: Let’s talk about ways you blend in. It’s not your fault. You needed to survive. Chameleon: Thank you, I’ve waited all of my life to hear that! I feel like a weight has been lifted.	1.3333	0.07226	57	40	15	2
3439	Day 3: Charlie missed his appointment again.	1.3333	0.06573	81	59	17	5
3440	I feel invisible in this grand canvas, never really seen for what I am	1.3333	0.08063	48	34	12	2
3441	So what if I’m uncomfortable in my own skin?	1.3333	0.06400	63	43	19	1
3442	This Transference is yours or mine?	1.3333	0.06596	66	46	18	2
3443	I just feel like I’m constantly changing myself to fit in. When will I be enough?	1.3333	0.06779	57	39	17	1
3444	A politician's visit to his shrink	1.3333	0.06997	60	42	16	2
3445	I knew it! I knew you we’re just doodling!!	1.3333	0.07931	54	39	12	3
3446	This is where I blend in.	1.3333	0.07505	63	46	13	4
3447	What are you writing now? ‘Conformity’?! You told me to fit in more!	1.3333	0.06743	69	49	17	3
3448	Oh god, is that how he sees me?	1.3333	0.07052	69	50	15	4
3449	Am I that transparent ...?	1.3333	0.06941	66	47	16	3
3450	I just feel like people can’t see the real me	1.3333	0.06137	60	40	20	0
3451	Normally I would say how often your personality changes is a problem, but in this case...	1.3333	0.07226	57	40	15	2
3452	Tell me more about your identity crisis	1.3333	0.06137	60	40	20	0
3453	You know, some times is like I am not even there, and NO trying to blend in is not working for me!	1.3333	0.06743	69	49	17	3
3454	Red, gold, and green? Interesting, how does that make you feel?	1.3333	0.06102	75	52	21	2
3455	everyone says I’m a people pleaser...	1.3333	0.06997	60	42	16	2
3456	I print easily	1.3333	0.07754	51	36	13	2
3457	You seem to have an obsessive urge to fit in.	1.3333	0.07931	54	39	12	3
3458	It started when I was avoiding my ex	1.3333	0.06560	72	51	18	3
3459	Sure. I feel heard. I’ve just never really felt seen.	1.3300	0.05870	100	73	21	6
3460	Tell me why you believe that no one sees you.	1.3297	0.05646	91	64	24	3
3461	Any superpower? That's easy. I'd like to be visible.	1.3297	0.06261	91	67	18	6
3462	I don't know Doc. I feel the whole world is just changing too fast. .	1.3294	0.05394	85	58	26	1
3463	I call it 'Dark Night of the Iguana'"	1.3293	0.06733	82	61	15	6
3464	You’re behavioral patterns are getting harder to diagnose.	1.3293	0.06025	82	58	21	3
3465	I want to transition to male. Can I have your coat?	1.3291	0.06674	79	58	16	5
3466	Did you really just say "That's karma, Chameleon!"? Wait'll Boy George hears of this!	1.3289	0.06854	76	56	15	5
3467	Try though he might, Calvin's hiss-trionics failed to make an impression on Dr. Townsend.	1.3289	0.06593	76	55	17	4
3468	In order to show your true colors, you need to change.	1.3289	0.06037	76	53	21	2
3469	Checks with stripes? I gotta try that.	1.3289	0.06854	76	56	15	5
3470	I believe your problems blending in have been solved. Now let's talk about your mother.	1.3288	0.06185	73	51	20	2
3471	I just want to blend in.	1.3288	0.06486	73	52	18	3
3472	I'm conflicted because sometimes I feel like I'm my own worst enemy.	1.3288	0.06773	73	53	16	4
3473	Sometimes I feel like no one sees me, like I fade into the background.	1.3288	0.06773	73	53	16	4
3474	What would happen if you stopped blending into the background	1.3288	0.07048	73	54	14	5
3475	Change is the only constant thing.	1.3288	0.06773	73	53	16	4
3476	The doctor won’t see you now.	1.3286	0.06967	70	51	15	4
3477	It only matters who you are on the inside.	1.3286	0.06967	70	51	15	4
3478	You say your afraid of people wearing masks.	1.3286	0.06663	70	50	17	3
3479	You have a weak sense of self	1.3286	0.06663	70	50	17	3
3480	That’s one delicious looking inkblot!	1.3286	0.06663	70	50	17	3
3481	My personality? I think I blend in more than I should.	1.3286	0.06967	70	51	15	4
3482	Yes, yes, of course I can see you.	1.3286	0.06345	70	49	19	2
3483	I have this recurring dream that I was Woody Allan...	1.3286	0.06967	70	51	15	4
3484	...and then I ate another fly...and then I felt bad about eating it...and then I felt bad about the fly I ate earlier...and then I ate another one...and then...and then...am I repeating myself	1.3286	0.06345	70	49	19	2
3485	I feel like I’ve spent my whole life trying to blend in.	1.3286	0.07258	70	52	13	5
3486	‘What do you mean “be myself???”’	1.3286	0.07258	70	52	13	5
3487	I don’t have billions of years to make some progress here.	1.3284	0.06159	67	46	20	1
3488	Another no-show. That really hurts my ego.	1.3284	0.06159	67	51	12	4
3489	That's just your lizard brain speaking.	1.3284	0.06516	67	47	18	2
3490	I see, but have you tried changing your habits?	1.3284	0.06854	67	48	16	3
3491	I didn't claim that I'm a victim of toxic masculinity. I said this couch is toxic to my masculinity.	1.3284	0.06516	67	47	18	2
3492	I'm tired of fitting in - I want to be different!!	1.3284	0.06854	67	48	16	3
3493	to be honest Doc, today I'm feeling a little blue.	1.3284	0.06854	67	48	16	3
3494	All that to say, I don't even really know what color I am.	1.3284	0.06159	67	46	20	1
3495	For insurance purposes I”ll need to give you an adjustment disorder.	1.3284	0.06854	67	48	16	3
3496	Bob tries - but fails - to discover why he constantly feels the need to blend in.	1.3284	0.06159	67	46	20	1
3497	And you feel that no one really knows who you are?	1.3284	0.05781	67	45	22	0
3498	He’s doomed in that jacket and those pants.	1.3284	0.06854	67	48	16	3
3499	I know I have had a full life, but i still miss Louis.	1.3284	0.06854	67	48	16	3
3500	If my wife calls, I was never here.	1.3284	0.07485	67	50	12	5
3501	I feel like no one sees me anymore.	1.3284	0.06854	67	48	16	3
3502	and then he said, ‘i don’t see color.’	1.3284	0.07485	67	50	12	5
3503	calma calma calma calma calma-chameleon	1.3284	0.07177	67	49	14	4
3504	You know doc, sometimes I just feel like I am not even here...sigh! Doc: who said that	1.3284	0.07177	67	49	14	4
3505	When I showed you the last inkblot card, why did you change into a picture of my parents fighting?	1.3281	0.07062	64	46	15	3
3506	pattern behavior	1.3281	0.07062	64	46	15	3
3507	Like I'm always saying to my husband, I've just never felt seen"	1.3281	0.07062	64	46	15	3
3508	Your parents abandoned you, or could it be that they just couldn't find you?	1.3281	0.06702	64	45	17	2
3509	A bunch of people hurt my feelings this past week and I am so depressed. They called me cold blooded and several things I can’t repeat.	1.3281	0.07062	64	46	15	3
3510	I feel a need to be plaid. May I sit on your lap?	1.3281	0.06702	64	45	17	2
3511	Changing colors may help your depression	1.3281	0.06702	64	45	17	2
3512	Sometimes I feel like I don't fit in.	1.3281	0.07405	64	47	13	4
3513	Often, people act like I'm not even there.	1.3281	0.07405	64	47	13	4
3514	I keep having this nightmare that I’m a fish out of water	1.3281	0.07733	64	48	11	5
3515	I think you’re making real progress toward change.	1.3281	0.07062	64	46	15	3
3516	Why won't you just tell me what self-esteem looks like?	1.3281	0.07062	64	46	15	3
3517	For the first time in my life, I felt really seen, you know?	1.3281	0.06702	64	45	17	2
3518	Oh, you're still here?	1.3281	0.07062	64	46	15	3
3519	I feel off colour. She accused me of having a roving eye.	1.3281	0.07733	64	48	11	5
3520	What kind of blue?	1.3281	0.07405	64	47	13	4
3521	Am I being transparent enough?	1.3281	0.06321	64	44	19	1
3522	I have a pathological compulsive urge to fit in	1.3281	0.05916	64	43	21	0
3523	Presenting Issue: Identity Crisis	1.3281	0.06702	64	45	17	2
3524	Now hold that until we get home so I can match the wallpaper	1.3281	0.07062	64	46	15	3
3525	You need better coping skills.	1.3281	0.07062	64	46	15	3
3526	None of my patients have ever used this coping mechanism before.	1.3281	0.06321	64	44	19	1
3527	I just want to feel seen	1.3279	0.06903	61	43	16	2
3528	Dear Diary, It's that same time of the week. I'm having that feeling my couch is talking to me again.	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
3529	I don’t know, Doc. It’s just hard for me to be my true self.	1.3279	0.06903	61	43	16	2
3530	I’m proud of your progress adapting to your environments.	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
3531	I’m sick of blending in all the time…	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
3532	So,you still don't feel like you blend in?	1.3279	0.06903	61	43	16	2
3533	I can see you don't want to stand out. Why?	1.3279	0.06496	61	42	18	1
3534	So what makes you think you’ve changed since you got married?	1.3279	0.06903	61	43	16	2
3535	I understand your desire to stand out, but sometimes we must aim to flourish within the perimeters of our bodily functions.	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
3536	I don't feel comfortable in my own skin.	1.3279	0.06903	61	43	16	2
3537	I see you're checking the box "Stuck and Not Making Progress".	1.3279	0.06496	61	42	18	1
3538	So you feel like you’re always taking on the weight of other peoples problems. Hmm... is that you or the couch talking?	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
3539	I just feel like I'm not seen!	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
3540	I can’t seem to blend in	1.3279	0.06903	61	43	16	2
3541	as a writer for newyorker i should learn how to change color :)	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
3542	Lately, I feel like I'm fading into the background.	1.3279	0.07654	61	45	12	4
3543	Oh, that IS colorful language	1.3279	0.06496	61	42	18	1
3544	So tell me about your first memory of your parents insisting you not stand out	1.3279	0.06496	61	42	18	1
3545	I need a four letter word for practice over presence.	1.3276	0.07536	58	42	13	3
3546	I'm just looking for a consistent pattern in my life.	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3547	Patient .... indicates .... he feels .... invisible.	1.3276	0.07536	58	42	13	3
3548	Who farted?	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3549	What makes you think you don't blend in with the others?	1.3276	0.06685	58	40	17	1
3550	Did you have to upholster the couch with my family?	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3551	I keep dreaming about flies	1.3276	0.06216	58	39	19	0
3552	It's one thing to be 'seen,' but these days I just want to feel 'heard'"	1.3276	0.06685	58	40	17	1
3553	Sometimes I wish I could just relax and be myself, without worrying about fitting in.	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3554	You know Doc, in today's world, it's just so hard to find your own authentic individuality.	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3555	I can do your plaid coat, next, if you like.	1.3276	0.07536	58	42	13	3
3556	You can just wear a mask. You don't have to hide.	1.3276	0.06685	58	40	17	1
3557	It seems blending in has become quite a pattern.	1.3276	0.06216	58	39	19	0
3558	Now, tell me how you really feel, not what you think I want to hear.	1.3276	0.06685	58	40	17	1
3559	Doctor, why do I always feel like I can never be my authentic self?	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3560	What a nightmare, I dreamt I sat on your lap and became checkered ...	1.3276	0.07927	58	43	11	4
3561	I worry that people don't see me, that I just blend in with my surroundings.	1.3276	0.07927	58	43	11	4
3562	Just pretend I am a fly on the wall.	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3563	I think you rely too much on your reptilian brain.	1.3276	0.07536	58	42	13	3
3564	And in the dream, I stick out like a sore thumb.	1.3276	0.08300	58	44	9	5
3565	This may explain your recurring dream of being chased by a striped ottoman.	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3566	Do you always feel the need to blend in?	1.3276	0.06216	58	39	19	0
3567	Feel free, be yourself. Pretend I'm not even here. Colour me gone.	1.3276	0.08300	58	44	9	5
3568	You have to relax in order for therapy to be successful and you stop wanting to look like anybody else	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3569	‘Okay Rudy, here comes another one, let’s get that empathetic blend in going’	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3570	I’ve always struggled with having my own identity.	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3571	How do I change?	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
3572	It’s a defense mechanism	1.3276	0.06685	58	40	17	1
3573	Doc, if you really want to help me, change this upholstery!	1.3273	0.07809	55	40	12	3
3574	I don't make the rules: You crawl on your belly, so that makes you non-kosher.	1.3273	0.06892	55	38	16	1
3575	when even the Freudian slip turns out to be a cover...	1.3273	0.07809	55	40	12	3
3576	I’m sorry you find it undignified. It’s the only couch cover I have.	1.3273	0.06892	55	38	16	1
3577	I feel like no one ever pays attention to me!	1.3273	0.07365	55	39	14	2
3578	But I can already see both sides independently!	1.3273	0.07365	55	39	14	2
3579	I feel like I am not being seen.	1.3273	0.08628	55	42	8	5
3580	It’s a form of transference. But you are quite adaptive with an innate ability to adjust to patterns.	1.3273	0.06892	55	38	16	1
3581	Changing isn't the problem ....I just can't stop changing.	1.3273	0.07365	55	39	14	2
3582	I've been feeling kinda blue lately. And burnt orange, spicy purple, and pouty pink.....say! New couch, doc?	1.3273	0.06892	55	38	16	1
3583	Grasshoppers? No. How about a thin mint.	1.3273	0.07809	55	40	12	3
3584	I just feel like I always fit in.	1.3273	0.07809	55	40	12	3
3585	I knew you'd find this hard to believe, but all the indicators point to Bipolar 2.	1.3273	0.08228	55	41	10	4
3586	What COLOR do I feel like today? What kind of question is that	1.3273	0.07365	55	39	14	2
3587	I am just desperate to fit in.	1.3273	0.06892	55	38	16	1
3588	Are the voices in my head distracting you?”	1.3273	0.07365	55	39	14	2
3589	Look at me. Why did you just say that you don't see color?	1.3273	0.07809	55	40	12	3
3590	If you stop trying doctor, you too will blend	1.3273	0.07365	55	39	14	2
3591	I just feel like I fade into the background all the time.	1.3269	0.08110	52	38	11	3
3592	It's a bow-tie NOT a butterfly. Any tongue and this session's over!	1.3269	0.08562	52	39	9	4
3593	No need to be anxious, you’ll fit in anywhere.	1.3269	0.06569	52	35	17	0
3594	Hmm, I see a pattern developing	1.3269	0.07120	52	36	15	1
3595	You're saying that you're greenish, ugly, cold-blooded and bite, and you're wondering why you can't get a date? You've come to the right place.	1.3269	0.07120	52	36	15	1
3596	So, Walter, has this always been a pattern for you?	1.3269	0.07631	52	37	13	2
3597	Before you bill me Doc,could 15 minutes still save me 15%?	1.3269	0.08110	52	38	11	3
3598	I suppose it wouldn’t HURT to try a princess . . .	1.3269	0.08562	52	39	9	4
3599	Let's start with the Mesozoic era.	1.3269	0.08110	52	38	11	3
3600	Doctor fails to convince chameleon to change color and to be respectful with its tongue.	1.3269	0.08110	52	38	11	3
3601	Impressive. Yet, I can’t help but wonder if he taste like chicken.	1.3269	0.07631	52	37	13	2
3602	After sitting on this couch for more than 20 years I would expect you finally change the apholstery	1.3269	0.07631	52	37	13	2
3603	I'm supposed to change colors, but lately all I am is blue, doc	1.3269	0.07120	52	36	15	1
3604	Do you cham here often	1.3269	0.06569	52	35	17	0
3605	Wait. Where’s the ‘customize background’ button?	1.3269	0.07120	52	36	15	1
3606	Seated in an angular chair, a bald-headed bow-tied therapist is in session with a floral-patterned chameleon, perched on a floral-patterned sofa. On an otherwise bare coffee table there is a box of tissues, and on the walls–a couple of certificates.	1.3265	0.08445	49	36	10	3
3607	And now the walk of shame.	1.3265	0.07926	49	35	12	2
3608	We'll talk when you can reveal your true idenity	1.3265	0.08445	49	36	10	3
3609	I think your root problem is that you're always trying to blend in	1.3265	0.08445	49	36	10	3
3610	I think I love you.	1.3265	0.07370	49	34	14	1
3611	For one thing, I'm tired of always blending in.	1.3265	0.07926	49	35	12	2
3612	I tell you it's all over. It's curtains for me.	1.3261	0.08256	46	33	11	2
3613	I am so much more qualified than the gecko who got the job	1.3261	0.07648	46	32	13	1
3614	I just haven’t felt like myself lately.	1.3261	0.08256	46	33	11	2
3615	I’m considering giving fight/flight a try next time, Doc.	1.3261	0.08256	46	33	11	2
3616	So you feel you’re having trouble adjusting to new surroundings?	1.3253	0.05965	83	59	21	3
3617	I'm so glad you reupholstered the couch, Doc. That paisley was driving me crazy.	1.3247	0.05974	77	54	21	2
3618	No matter how much I change, I just can't become someone that I like.	1.3247	0.07025	77	58	13	6
3619	Isaac, we talked about this. In order to truly thrive you must show up in the world for who you really are!	1.3247	0.05680	77	53	23	1
3620	I’m having trouble being myself now that I can’t hide behind a mask.	1.3247	0.06778	77	57	15	5
3621	That White House has literally no place to hide.	1.3247	0.06778	77	57	15	5
3622	But you can't hide from yourself, can you?	1.3243	0.06695	74	54	16	4
3623	Don't be afraid. Change must come from within.	1.3243	0.05807	74	51	22	1
3624	Face it, Fosdyke, you are a chameleon. Live with it.	1.3243	0.06695	74	54	16	4
3625	So, you seem to have adapted nicely to the floral pattern of my couch....a first, big step on your road back to reptilian health.	1.3243	0.06413	74	53	18	3
3626	When did you start feeling blue?	1.3239	0.05942	71	49	21	1
3627	You've got to stop hiding behind your cover.	1.3239	0.05593	71	48	23	0
3628	Sometimes i feel a bit too adaptable	1.3239	0.07170	71	53	13	5
3629	I blend in just fine until I spot a fly.	1.3239	0.06884	71	52	15	4
3630	That’s a very defensive posture!	1.3239	0.07170	71	53	13	5
3631	I'm so tired of having to blend in.	1.3239	0.06272	71	50	19	2
3632	Day 59...the chameleon is still on my couch...I risk a sound barrier breaking tongue shot to the head by writing this...but dare I tell my patients?	1.3239	0.05942	71	49	21	1
3633	Doc, no matter what I do, I can’t seem to shake this tale of woe.	1.3239	0.06585	71	51	17	3
3634	when will everything adapt to ME?	1.3239	0.06884	71	52	15	4
3635	My mother says I’m adaptable, but lately I’ve been craving stability.	1.3239	0.06272	71	50	19	2
3636	I can’t show my true colors.	1.3235	0.06087	68	47	20	1
3637	I find it difficult to let my true colors show, Doc.	1.3235	0.06770	68	49	16	3
3638	I feel like people never get to see the real, me!	1.3235	0.06770	68	49	16	3
3639	I beg to differ.	1.3235	0.06438	68	48	18	2
3640	Let’s start with being more transparent.	1.3235	0.05715	68	46	22	0
3641	So, sublimating my identity is bad?	1.3235	0.06087	68	47	20	1
3642	I can see you don’t have adaptation issues	1.3235	0.06438	68	48	18	2
3643	People calling me Gordon all the time is my main issue.	1.3235	0.07390	68	51	12	5
3644	I just feel like I’m suffering from imposter syndrome	1.3235	0.06770	68	49	16	3
3645	So... I guess transference is working.	1.3235	0.07681	68	52	10	6
3646	You can jump on me if you want, but I can assure you that looking like me is no bargain.	1.3231	0.06243	65	45	19	1
3647	Wait...why does 'I'm mot feeling myself lately' seem funny to you?	1.3231	0.06617	65	46	17	2
3648	So to summarize, you’re having an identity crisis because you keep changing for other people?	1.3231	0.06433	65	48	14	3
3649	I just don’t seem to be able to be myself.	1.3231	0.06971	65	47	15	3
3650	No...the Kleenex is extra	1.3231	0.06617	65	46	17	2
3651	Patient doesn't seem present at all times...?	1.3231	0.06617	65	46	17	2
3652	I have frightening nightmares about being deport back to Mexico.	1.3231	0.06971	65	47	15	3
3653	If anyone can represent the collective unconscious surely a chameleon can!	1.3231	0.06617	65	46	17	2
3654	When did you start feeling the pressure to blend in?	1.3231	0.07630	65	49	11	5
3655	Identity crisis? You try living with a Mom who wouldn't let me pick out my own clothes.	1.3231	0.06243	65	45	19	1
3656	You see doctor, I’m having trouble fitting in...	1.3231	0.06971	65	47	15	3
3657	Like everyone else, you don't even notice me!	1.3231	0.06243	65	45	19	1
3658	My ego says I don't have to change, my id can't help itself, and my super-ego just wishes this pattern was less tacky.	1.3231	0.06971	65	47	15	3
3659	You seemed more adaptable.	1.3231	0.06617	65	46	17	2
3660	Clyde was beginning to think that Dr. Rosenthal was changing the upholstery every week just to mess with him.	1.3231	0.06617	65	46	17	2
3661	Now I blend in so well nobody even notices me - Doc ... Doc ...	1.3231	0.07630	65	49	11	5
3662	I just don’t like being the center of attention	1.3231	0.06243	65	45	19	1
3663	Disregard that last comment about my mother doc...I know she never really saw me for who I am.	1.3231	0.06617	65	46	17	2
3664	'Will you please unsee me?'	1.3231	0.05846	65	44	21	0
3665	It’s karma, chameleon.	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
3666	How does it feel to come and go?	1.3226	0.06412	62	43	18	1
3667	Note to self: I might need therapy because my patient seems to be disappearing right in front of me.	1.3226	0.06812	62	44	16	2
3668	I see you really want to change.	1.3226	0.05985	62	42	20	0
3669	Sometimes I feel as if no one even sees me	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
3670	Of course I know myself. I'm just here for my gambling problem.	1.3226	0.06812	62	44	16	2
3671	Your desire to "blend in" is often considered a survival response but you sense a pathological fear of expressing your true colors. Very interesting.	1.3226	0.06812	62	44	16	2
3672	On Nat Geo I'm a trending and adorably chromatic arboreal curiosity.	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
3673	I’ve been accused of having a roving eye.	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
3674	Let’s explore that. Why this compulsion to always blend in?	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
3675	Clearly uncomfortable in his own skin.	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
3676	My mother always hated Paisley...	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
3677	It’s like I’m incapable of being seen in my own skin.	1.3226	0.06812	62	44	16	2
3678	It’s like no matter what I do I always end up fading into the background	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
3679	And Doc, sometimes blending in IS better than overcompensating with a plaid-and-bow tie ensemble	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
3680	As we exit the lockdown, I just feel like true colors just aren't showing anymore.	1.3226	0.07891	62	47	10	5
3681	So you say you feel a lot of pressure to fit in?	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
3682	I'm not paranoid! I bet all your clients hear "hippo" instead of "HIPAA"	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
3683	Your fear of plastic can be cured by avoiding water.	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
3684	I’m sorry doctor, but it’s spelled Chameleon, not “unwilling to speak in human words”	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
3685	I wonder if I can pull off that plaid/stripes look?	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
3686	When's this guy gonna be here?	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
3687	Let’s talk about your need to blend in.”	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
3688	This patient will never change...	1.3220	0.06594	59	41	17	1
3689	Let’s think back to a simpler time—about a hundred million years ago—when you first used this defense mechanism.	1.3220	0.07812	59	44	11	4
3690	Thanks for re-doing the couch to mach my outfit, but that's not how it works.	1.3220	0.06594	59	41	17	1
3691	And I’m always trying to fit in...	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
3692	I don't know why I ate him.	1.3220	0.07812	59	44	11	4
3693	TRY BEING YOUR OWN GECKO INSTEAD OF ALWAYS CHANGING SO YOU CAN BLEND IN	1.3220	0.06594	59	41	17	1
3694	Wanting to fit in is not abnormal.	1.3220	0.06135	59	40	19	0
3695	So you're having feelings of being ignored, isolation, and just "blending in" as you say. And what's this about saving 15% on my car insurance?	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
3696	It's just that people act like they don't even see me.	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
3697	I just can't get to sleep,doc...I've even tried counting cicadas!	1.3220	0.06594	59	41	17	1
3698	You say you don't feel seen by others...	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
3699	My friends told me I should come to you. Apparently, I blend in too much at parties.	1.3220	0.06594	59	41	17	1
3700	- I want to get the vaccine, doctor, but I’m uncertain how I’ll react.	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
3701	Why can’t everyone see it’s what’s inside that counts?	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
3702	Yes. red, gold and green dreams.	1.3220	0.08527	59	46	7	6
3703	i am definitely an empath	1.3220	0.06135	59	40	19	0
3704	You've gotta help me doc! Ever since Covid, I just want to disappear into my couch.	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
3705	Are you familiar with the term, body dysmorphia?	1.3220	0.06135	59	40	19	0
3706	In the dream I was plaid with a striped tail.	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
3707	No matter what I do, I can’t quite to seem to shake this habit of turning into whoever I am hanging out with. I just want them to like me.	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
3708	How do I feel ?	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
3709	Would you describe yourself as defensive?	1.3214	0.06793	56	39	16	1
3710	No, I don't have any flies.	1.3214	0.08101	56	42	10	4
3711	Believe me doc, there are perks to being a wallflower.	1.3214	0.08101	56	42	10	4
3712	I just want my true colors to shine through for once.	1.3214	0.08101	56	42	10	4
3713	You're trying too hard to blend in	1.3214	0.07690	56	41	12	3
3714	But I never even knew my mother!	1.3214	0.07256	56	40	14	2
3715	If this guy doesn't show up soon, I'm going to take an early lunch.	1.3214	0.06793	56	39	16	1
3716	I worry that the Orkin man is coming!	1.3214	0.06793	56	39	16	1
3717	I feel like nobody sees me for who I am, or sees me, period.	1.3214	0.08101	56	42	10	4
3718	It’s not easy being floral.	1.3214	0.06793	56	39	16	1
3719	You were saying that you feel as if you just blend into the background? Give me an example, please.	1.3214	0.07256	56	40	14	2
3720	I just don’t know how to be true to myself anymore	1.3214	0.06793	56	39	16	1
3721	So here’s the thing about Lizard Brain…	1.3214	0.07256	56	40	14	2
3722	It's actually a stress response.	1.3214	0.06793	56	39	16	1
3723	Sometimes you just need to change your seat to feel more comfortable.	1.3214	0.06793	56	39	16	1
3724	Have you considered chanching this old couch, Doc?	1.3214	0.07256	56	40	14	2
3725	OK, start with how to spell my name: S _ A _ M _ S _ A	1.3214	0.07256	56	40	14	2
3726	So, you never feel like you can truly just be yourself.	1.3214	0.07256	56	40	14	2
3727	I don't know, Doc. It's not just that I'm not comfortable in my own skin. I don't even feel like it is my own skin.	1.3214	0.06793	56	39	16	1
3728	So you feel people keep ignoring you. Next Miss Jones.	1.3208	0.07979	53	39	11	3
3729	No, Mr. Andrews, you don't have Body Dysmorphic Disorder...you're just downright ugly.	1.3208	0.08422	53	40	9	4
3730	Have you considered Plastic Surgery?	1.3208	0.07511	53	38	13	2
3731	One slight side effect of using LSD in therapy...	1.3208	0.08422	53	40	9	4
3732	Mrs Jones, we now have serious evidence that your unconscious mind does get out of control when we talk about your husband.	1.3208	0.07011	53	37	15	1
3733	Yes, I understand that you get no recognition. How do you spell chameleon?	1.3208	0.07979	53	39	11	3
3734	you are clearly suffering an dentity crisis	1.3208	0.07511	53	38	13	2
3735	I think it's time we start seeing each other every two weeks.	1.3208	0.07011	53	37	15	1
3736	I appreciate your transparency today... and your offer on car insurance.	1.3208	0.07011	53	37	15	1
3737	... black bug ... black bug ... black bug ...	1.3208	0.07511	53	38	13	2
3738	People just seem to ignore me	1.3208	0.06473	53	36	17	0
3739	This may be bad but you should see when I use the bathroom	1.3208	0.06186	53	38	14	1
3740	My self esteem is low because no one ever remembers me. It's like a blend into the background no matter where I am.	1.3208	0.07979	53	39	11	3
3741	I have trouble fitting in	1.3208	0.07511	53	38	13	2
3742	Doc, you gotta help me, I’m spiraling here.	1.3208	0.07011	53	37	15	1
3743	...and then my tongue hit the plexiglass	1.3208	0.08422	53	40	9	4
3744	It drives me crazy. Wherever I go, everyone wants to emulate me.	1.3208	0.07511	53	38	13	2
3745	My family came here legally, but my kids are still in cages at the pet store.	1.3208	0.07511	53	38	13	2
3746	I find myself caught in a series of habitual patterns.	1.3205	0.06187	78	56	19	3
3747	It's taken years to accept that I'll never be purple.	1.3205	0.06187	78	56	19	3
3748	It's natural to want to fit in with your world.	1.3200	0.07251	50	35	14	1
3749	You can't see me but you know I can still see you, right?	1.3200	0.06620	75	55	16	4
3750	Your case reminds me of a Czech client who turned into a cockroach.	1.3200	0.08300	50	37	10	3
3751	Your chameleon personality is masking your extroverted self.	1.3200	0.07793	50	36	12	2
3752	"You appear to be having an identity crisis."	1.3200	0.07793	50	36	12	2
3753	So you just can’t not fit in?	1.3200	0.07251	50	35	14	1
3754	The need for acceptance is healthy, but this is a little excessive.	1.3200	0.06342	75	54	18	3
3755	So you say you don't hide your emotions - let's talk about that.	1.3200	0.07251	50	35	14	1
3756	Color me crazy but I'm not the one afraid of change Doc	1.3200	0.08300	50	37	10	3
3757	You call me a lounge lizard as though it’s a dirty word.	1.3200	0.07251	50	35	14	1
3758	And then they put me on the TV to see how quick I could change...	1.3200	0.07793	50	36	12	2
3759	I come from a long line of appeasers. We just blend in.	1.3200	0.06342	75	54	18	3
3760	I just feel as if I'm not being seen.	1.3194	0.06200	72	51	19	2
3761	So you're tired of being used as a couch cushion. Go on."	1.3194	0.07084	72	54	13	5
3762	Could you please turn up the heating?	1.3194	0.06508	72	52	17	3
3763	When the hell is my 3 o’clock patient going to get here?	1.3194	0.06508	72	52	17	3
3764	This is what we would refer to as the Chameleon Effect.	1.3194	0.06041	72	53	16	3
3765	Did your depression start when you changed color?	1.3191	0.08108	47	34	11	2
3766	My parents were the same way.	1.3191	0.08108	47	34	11	2
3767	I struggle with wearing my feelings on my sleeve.	1.3191	0.08108	47	34	11	2
3768	She said I wasn't blending in.	1.3191	0.08108	47	34	11	2
3769	Do you think flies still fall for that old trick?	1.3191	0.08108	47	34	11	2
3770	I've got a date after this, mind if I take these flowers?	1.3191	0.08660	47	35	9	3
3771	I feel that I try to hard to fit in and in the process I lose myself	1.3191	0.05702	94	68	22	4
3772	When are you going to reupholster this couch in a solid color?	1.3188	0.06688	69	50	16	3
3773	And then she said My art wasn’t original enough for her.	1.3188	0.06361	69	49	18	2
3774	Well I don’t purposely try too hard to fit in - my parents were the same way, too.	1.3188	0.06361	69	49	18	2
3775	The answer to your problems have been hiding in plain sight.	1.3188	0.05651	69	47	22	0
3776	And then she ran off with a horned lizard!	1.3182	0.06535	66	47	17	2
3777	I think your sense of insecurity goes more than skin-deep.	1.3182	0.07213	66	49	13	4
3778	Green is associated with envy. Purple is considered rage. However, I have no clinical studies for bathtub non-slip stickers.	1.3182	0.06167	66	46	19	1
3779	I’m really, really tired of just fading into the background.	1.3182	0.07213	66	49	13	4
3780	My girlfriend left me for a guy with black bedsheets"	1.3182	0.07213	66	49	13	4
3781	Sometimes, it’s like no one even knows I’m in the room.	1.3182	0.06535	66	47	17	2
3782	I like flies.	1.3182	0.06167	66	46	19	1
3783	...And you say I'm, uh, your fifth therapist?	1.3182	0.06535	66	47	17	2
3784	As the therapist simply sat there waiting for his next appointment, Clyde confirmed his darkest fear that yes, he would never be seen.	1.3182	0.07213	66	49	13	4
3785	…and then she said she’d ‘seen my true colors’ and left me, doc.	1.3182	0.07213	66	49	13	4
3786	People keep asking me about insurance!	1.3182	0.09630	44	34	6	4
3787	This is not what I meant by being more adaptive	1.3182	0.08461	44	32	10	2
3788	Aware of your surroundings, not wear.	1.3182	0.06535	66	47	17	2
3789	I can't cope with all this change, doc	1.3182	0.07213	66	49	13	4
3790	Through loudspeaker - "Sir, your 10:30 still hasn't shown, want me to cancel it?"	1.3175	0.07781	63	48	10	5
3791	Do my checks and stripes bother you?	1.3175	0.07093	63	46	14	3
3792	So when did these feelings of being overlooked begin?	1.3175	0.06722	63	45	16	2
3793	So, why the need to always fit in?..	1.3175	0.06722	63	45	16	2
3794	E-c-h-o-p-r-a-x-i-a	1.3175	0.07093	63	46	14	3
3795	Pathological accommodation," you call this? But it's just how I'm made	1.3175	0.06722	63	45	16	2
3796	No, Charles Darwin is dead. I'm your only hope to adjust to evolution.	1.3175	0.06722	63	45	16	2
3797	How long have you been wanting to transition?	1.3175	0.07445	63	47	12	4
3798	Your mother... you say she just doesn’t see you.	1.3175	0.07445	63	47	12	4
3799	When did the voice say ´I am only human´for the first time?	1.3175	0.06722	63	45	16	2
3800	Yes, I know you can change color. You're sitting on the octopus.	1.3175	0.07093	63	46	14	3
3801	Somehow I keep losing myself, doctor.	1.3175	0.06722	63	45	16	2
3802	I just don't feel seen Doc....Doc	1.3175	0.07445	63	47	12	4
3803	Ok....says here from your pre-visit consultation that you feel ignored in social settings as if you "blend in" with the furniture?	1.3175	0.07093	63	46	14	3
3804	Am I too worried about how others see me?	1.3175	0.07093	63	46	14	3
3805	I am never myself	1.3175	0.06330	63	44	18	1
3806	What did you feel after you ate him?	1.3175	0.06722	63	45	16	2
3807	I wish I was taller.” #seinfel	1.3175	0.07093	63	46	14	3
3808	And are you seeing the flowers now?	1.3175	0.06722	63	45	16	2
3809	My friends keep saying that I change my colors too often	1.3175	0.06722	63	45	16	2
3810	Don't you think "cold blooded" is a bit harsh?	1.3167	0.06506	60	42	17	1
3811	...and you resent being pressured to conform.	1.3167	0.07323	60	44	13	3
3812	Look at me! Do you really think I'm someone who is resistant to change?	1.3167	0.06926	60	43	15	2
3813	I told him he'd have one more chance to show up.	1.3167	0.07323	60	44	13	3
3814	Memo: Switch to Paisley couch before next session.	1.3167	0.07323	60	44	13	3
3815	It's a bowtie, not a butterfly!	1.3167	0.06926	60	43	15	2
3816	Patient missed today’s session.	1.3167	0.06056	60	41	19	0
3817	...patient presented exhibiting advanced schizoscenic tendencies...	1.3167	0.06506	60	42	17	1
3818	Well, old brain, what would it take for you to accept retirement so we could give humanity a chance?	1.3167	0.07323	60	44	13	3
3819	I just can't keep up with the changes anymore, Doc: floral, pin-stripe, plaid...	1.3167	0.06506	60	42	17	1
3820	So what you are saying Doc is that I am a people pleaser?	1.3167	0.07323	60	44	13	3
3821	I feel like I just fade into the background...	1.3167	0.06926	60	43	15	2
3822	You're not even taking notes! Those are just the lyrics to that Boy George song.	1.3167	0.06926	60	43	15	2
3823	The transference is severe	1.3167	0.06506	60	42	17	1
3824	I don’t think talk-therapy is helping. I am still a classic submissive. I walk in and Poof! I match your upholstery.	1.3167	0.06926	60	43	15	2
3825	She says she left because I never showed her the real me.	1.3167	0.06506	60	42	17	1
3826	If you don't take pattern recognition seriously, I'm not going to be able to help you.	1.3167	0.06926	60	43	15	2
3827	I don't know who my true self is any more. I tend to take on the traits of whatever's around me	1.3167	0.06506	60	42	17	1
3828	Can you elaborate more on not feeling comfortable in your own skin?	1.3167	0.06926	60	43	15	2
3829	You see, you just met my couch. Why do you think you love it's so much?	1.3167	0.07323	60	44	13	3
3830	I’m seeing a constant, unconscious change in your 'self'. Are you struggling to fit in with your environment?	1.3167	0.07323	60	44	13	3
3831	I just wish he could SHOW me how he feels	1.3167	0.06926	60	43	15	2
3832	Your problem is that you are scared, right	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
3833	The patient seems to suffer from some sort of multiple personality disorder. Right now, he thinks he is my sofa. Perhaps he carries the trauma of a relative wanting to eat him, as a child. I never noticed my sofa was so ugly, before.	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
3834	How long has your husband been treating you like you’re invisible?	1.3158	0.06697	57	40	16	1
3835	It’s perfectly normal for a lizard to feel like a reptile.	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
3836	For this to work, you must be willing to change on the inside.	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
3837	I try to make friends, but it's like I'm invisible. Doctor?	1.3158	0.06697	57	40	16	1
3838	I can never get comfortable on this couch!	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
3839	This session might be more productive if we switched seats.	1.3158	0.06212	57	39	18	0
3840	Mmmm, so you think my constant changing is more of a multiple personality disorder?	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
3841	I feel like your not showing me the real you.	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
3842	It's like you can't even see me when I'm talking to you.	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
3843	Camouflage doesn't conceal your bad temper!	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
3844	Doctor, do you think people just assume my selfishness because I'm an I-guana?	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
3845	My mother always stressed the importance of standing out! And God knows I have tried!	1.3158	0.06272	76	55	18	3
3846	I can see how emotional you are. Or rather, I can’t see how emotional you are.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
3847	My mother never stopped yelling at me to hold my tongue"	1.3158	0.06697	57	40	16	1
3848	I just don't feel seen, y'know? Even my wife even thinks I'm part of the furniture...	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
3849	You should try blending in	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
3850	Soooo....your Mother kept you in a cage?	1.3158	0.06697	57	40	16	1
3851	So you say you want to be more distinctive -- you're tired of just blending in...	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
3852	I feel like no one sees me for who I am.	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
3853	It’s your karma, chameleon	1.3158	0.06546	76	56	16	4
3854	I think I'm a vampire	1.3158	0.06212	57	39	18	0
3855	Sometimes I wish I was a leopard	1.3158	0.06212	57	39	18	0
3856	„I fear this widespread taste for monochrome interior design is keeping me from unlocking my true potential!“	1.3158	0.06546	76	56	16	4
3857	Doc, I'm afraid that I may be just a little too adaptable.	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
3858	My life may look like all daisies on the outside, but on the inside…	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
3859	So. Tell me why you're feeling off-color today.	1.3151	0.06723	73	54	15	4
3860	...but, Doc, I'm nothing if not changeable...	1.3151	0.06433	73	53	17	3
3861	It's 'Gecko' not geicko!"	1.3151	0.07000	73	55	13	5
3862	What do you mean, "He doesn't have a mind of his own?"	1.3151	0.06130	73	52	19	2
3863	So, why you wish to stop blending in?	1.3151	0.06130	73	52	19	2
3864	So when’s the next patient?	1.3151	0.06433	73	53	17	3
3865	Duly noted, my couch is ugly and literally makes your skin crawl"	1.3148	0.07394	54	39	13	2
3866	Do you see any patterns in your behavior?	1.3148	0.08286	54	41	9	4
3867	My notes here say: 'patient has difficulty showing its true colours'"	1.3148	0.07394	54	39	13	2
3868	When I said you have to change, I didn't mean it that way.	1.3148	0.07394	54	39	13	2
3869	But you can't hide from your feelings.	1.3148	0.07394	54	39	13	2
3870	I told you, Doctor! I’m not trans, I’m an iguana trapped in a gekko’s body.	1.3148	0.06906	54	38	15	1
3871	Everyone just sees me as a metaphor.	1.3148	0.06906	54	38	15	1
3872	And how long ago did you eat Dr. Sacks?	1.3148	0.06906	54	38	15	1
3873	So you think my constant need to always blend in stems from unresolved mother issues?	1.3148	0.07394	54	39	13	2
3874	I don’t know my authentic self.	1.3148	0.07394	54	39	13	2
3875	Patient continues to display classic pattern behavior of a couch.	1.3148	0.08286	54	41	9	4
3876	I'd say you exhibit classic signs of 'Chameleon' disorder.	1.3148	0.06380	54	37	17	0
3877	I worry about transference, Doctor.	1.3148	0.06906	54	38	15	1
3878	...”just because my pants match the walls”...	1.3148	0.06906	54	38	15	1
3879	Are you aware that pattern is copyrighted?	1.3148	0.08286	54	41	9	4
3880	Everyone just looks right through me.	1.3148	0.06906	54	38	15	1
3881	Mmm..., a blend-in with a depression, right?	1.3148	0.06380	54	37	17	0
3882	And why is it so important to you to blend in?	1.3148	0.07853	54	40	11	3
3883	You appear to be doing a much better job of adapting to your surroundings.	1.3148	0.06906	54	38	15	1
3884	Rain forest lizard…nine letters…I just can’t see it.	1.3148	0.07394	54	39	13	2
3885	I feel sorry for the leopard	1.3148	0.08286	54	41	9	4
3886	Seguro que no quiere ponerse en el diván?	1.3148	0.07853	54	40	11	3
3887	That looks nothing like me doc	1.3148	0.08286	54	41	9	4
3888	stop trying to fit in, you're one in chamillion!	1.3148	0.07853	54	40	11	3
3889	Stop changing color for the predators and start changing for you.	1.3148	0.08286	54	41	9	4
3890	Nobody ever notices the sadness in me.	1.3143	0.06607	70	51	16	3
3891	Do you ever feel uncomfortable in your own skin?	1.3143	0.07207	70	53	12	5
3892	I just don't feel seen, what can I do?	1.3143	0.06286	70	50	18	2
3893	You think I'm testing you,Dr. Rorschach	1.3143	0.06119	70	52	15	3
3894	I have the same couch.	1.3143	0.06286	70	50	18	2
3895	Multiple personalities??? Ima karma, karma, karma chameleon you dweeb.	1.3137	0.07665	51	37	12	2
3896	I still can’t believe I passed up that Geico audition.	1.3137	0.07135	51	36	14	1
3897	Your flowers are just an attempt to hide the sadness of not being seen.	1.3137	0.08160	51	38	10	3
3898	Your father’s cold blooded behavior is the source of your emotional pain.	1.3137	0.08160	51	38	10	3
3899	Well, yes. I AM pretty psyched about Brood X.	1.3137	0.07665	51	37	12	2
3900	There were days when being himself was impossible.	1.3137	0.08160	51	38	10	3
3901	Do you know what it’s like to go to a party and just feel like you don’t fit in? That you just blend in with the surroundings?	1.3137	0.07665	51	37	12	2
3902	They are constantly reupholstering – – the hounds tooth was the worse.	1.3137	0.07135	51	36	14	1
3903	So you're saying I'd still feel the need to blend into the background even if I hadn't been abandoned as a child?	1.3137	0.07135	51	36	14	1
3904	You seem to always reflect my answers..........	1.3137	0.06562	51	35	16	0
3905	I thought it would be a blessing in disguise to have such a colourful personality	1.3137	0.08627	51	39	8	4
3906	I see you're hiding your feelings again.	1.3137	0.07135	51	36	14	1
3907	I can see you are eying my notes AND my credentials	1.3137	0.07665	51	37	12	2
3908	I was mortified to find him drawing the same floral pattern on his notepad. It is true after all: We are all of us prisoners.	1.3137	0.07135	51	36	14	1
3909	I want to be a rebel, but I always fit in.	1.3134	0.07729	67	52	9	6
3910	Welp, our time is up. You spent the last fifty minutes making sure that shade of maroon blended just right.	1.3134	0.06093	67	47	19	1
3911	Once again doc, I feel invisible.	1.3134	0.06454	67	48	17	2
3912	I think I'm devolving.	1.3134	0.06093	67	47	19	1
3913	Mr. Smith's delusions are becoming more severe. He now thinks he is turning into a lizard.	1.3134	0.07120	67	50	13	4
3914	I could never tell what color my mother was going to be that day.	1.3134	0.06454	67	48	17	2
3915	I can never show my real colors in here.	1.3134	0.07120	67	50	13	4
3916	Iguana give you a prescription , should help you unwind.	1.3134	0.06454	67	48	17	2
3917	Do you think I’m shedding too much?	1.3134	0.05710	67	46	21	0
3918	I just feel like nobody really SEES me, ya know?? @jasonchatfield	1.3134	0.07120	67	50	13	4
3919	But doc, how can I know I am being my true self?	1.3134	0.06093	67	47	19	1
3920	Reginald, if these sessions are going to work, I need you to be transparent.	1.3125	0.09010	48	37	7	4
3921	This is embarassing. Or is the girly pattern part of the therapy?	1.3125	0.06635	64	46	16	2
3922	Lets unpack that a little. It’s probably not as black and white as you think.	1.3125	0.06635	64	46	16	2
3923	Now, about your outstanding balance...	1.3125	0.06250	64	45	18	1
3924	In case it helps to know, very few of my clients turn into the strange creatures they dream about.	1.3125	0.07965	48	35	11	2
3925	Dad was iguana but, as you can see, I identify as chameleon.	1.3125	0.07675	64	49	10	5
3926	Well thank goodness he’s gone! he is a wreck.	1.3125	0.07388	48	34	13	1
3927	We can solve your fear of not standing out with my bowtie of the month club!	1.3125	0.06250	64	45	18	1
3928	Are you thinking what I'm thinking you're thinking? Like how would I look in plaid?	1.3125	0.06999	64	47	14	3
3929	So you're saying I try to fit in and conform too much? Interesting	1.3125	0.06999	64	47	14	3
3930	And you say you were offended when she called you a chameleon?	1.3125	0.07388	48	34	13	1
3931	I'm just can't be all things to all people anymore, Doc.	1.3125	0.07388	48	34	13	1
3932	When did you realize you're being ignored.	1.3125	0.06999	64	47	14	3
3933	We still haven't discussed why I always lose at poker.	1.3125	0.07965	48	35	11	2
3934	I've never felt like people see the real me	1.3125	0.07965	48	35	11	2
3935	Well of course I feel invisible	1.3125	0.07965	48	35	11	2
3936	Sometimes I just feel invisible. Hello? Doctor?	1.3125	0.08503	48	36	9	3
3937	Changing color is so hard to do.	1.3125	0.07388	48	34	13	1
3938	Look, you didn't get the GEICO gig. You've got to move on.	1.3125	0.08503	48	36	9	3
3939	You may disappear in your environment, but you can't avoid paying this bill!	1.3125	0.07345	64	48	12	4
3940	Yes, I think you could be an influencer.	1.3125	0.06999	64	47	14	3
3941	I feel like I'm never satisfied with what I become.	1.3125	0.06999	64	47	14	3
3942	I had that same dream last night. I was naked and in a crowd and nobody could see me. Crazy, right?	1.3125	0.06250	64	45	18	1
3943	Tell me, when did you start having the fantasy that you are a lizard?	1.3125	0.07345	64	48	12	4
3944	I dunno, doc, it’s nobody notices me. . .	1.3125	0.06635	64	46	16	2
3945	Reptilio missed the session. Again.	1.3125	0.07675	64	49	10	5
3946	Doc - How can I stand out more so people notice me?	1.3125	0.07965	48	35	11	2
3947	You're a textbook empath, Larry. You absorb the energy around you like a sponge.	1.3125	0.07388	48	34	13	1
3948	Did I mention that I'm a sun worshipper?	1.3125	0.07965	48	35	11	2
3949	Change can be good	1.3125	0.07388	48	34	13	1
3950	You need to stop changing for others out of fear, it‘s not natural.	1.3125	0.06999	64	47	14	3
3951	I was at my most vulnerable. I let my walls down. No disguises. The real me. But I still didn’t feel truly seen.	1.3125	0.06635	64	46	16	2
3952	I so want to stand out in the crowd!	1.3125	0.06999	64	47	14	3
3953	And when was it exactly when you realized you were a chameleon?	1.3125	0.07388	48	34	13	1
3954	I hate my father and I’m told i resemble him, our tails are even curled.	1.3117	0.05626	77	54	22	1
3955	And where does this desire to blend in come from?	1.3117	0.06203	77	56	18	3
3956	So, I have this problem, the more I blend in, the more people ignore me	1.3115	0.06419	61	43	17	1
3957	I don't think I'm being seen.	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
3958	Doc, it's like nobody notices me.	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3959	You say you had the “I ate Kafka” dream again last night?	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3960	So you dream you’re a leopard, and you can’t change what?	1.3115	0.07221	61	45	13	3
3961	Change isn't always better, you know.	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3962	Such psychological patterns evolved to protect us from danger, but may actually hinder us from moving forward in today's society.	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3963	I Don't Really "Spot" A Problem Here Chameloen	1.3115	0.06419	61	43	17	1
3964	My wife says I have no integrity.	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3965	...blames self-esteem issues on poor fabric choices...	1.3115	0.07221	61	45	13	3
3966	I'm not a monster!	1.3115	0.07941	61	47	9	5
3967	So, how did you feel when you learned that you were a reptile, and not an amphibian?"	1.3115	0.05979	61	42	19	0
3968	I blend in to avoid death, which is what this feels like	1.3115	0.07941	61	47	9	5
3969	Wait! Doctor, did you just say that your pants has a fly?	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3970	Wait, I change my mind!	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3971	I just disappear into the background anywhere I go.	1.3115	0.07221	61	45	13	3
3972	I guess I picked the wrong colors.	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3973	Actually, I'm thinking of coming out myself.	1.3115	0.07221	61	45	13	3
3974	"I just want to feel 'seen', doc, is that really so bad?!"	1.3115	0.06419	61	43	17	1
3975	So, what does the pattern of my behavior have to do with my anxiety?	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
3976	When you say you always blend in, do you mean that literally or figuratively?	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3977	What are you writing? That I hide my true self by trying to blend in?!	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3978	How do you always see right through me, doc?	1.3115	0.07941	61	47	9	5
3979	They say I’m too fickle, but it’s really just my coping mechanism	1.3115	0.07221	61	45	13	3
3980	We’re all a little anxious about returning to the office, but you can’t keep working from the couch forever.	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3981	And then I realized, I faded into the background of my own life.	1.3115	0.07221	61	45	13	3
3982	And why do you think you are so resistant to change?	1.3115	0.06832	61	44	15	2
3983	i hate blending in, Doc	1.3111	0.08301	45	33	10	2
3984	Why are you writing 'paranoid'? Who put you up to this, my mother?	1.3103	0.06603	58	41	16	1
3985	No...show...again.	1.3103	0.06603	58	41	16	1
3986	Let's talk more about your need to always fit in...	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
3987	So you say you have trouble with change.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
3988	It makes it hard to see the real you when you're always being defensive	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
3989	But when I find her, how will I know?	1.3103	0.06603	58	41	16	1
3990	Doc, I'm just blending not deflecting!	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
3991	Note to self: Search as I might for C's behavior patterns, nothing becomes evident.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
3992	I hope my next patient doesn't start whining about no one noticing him.	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
3993	Well, this would conceivably be a problem if I wasn’t fluent in Chameleon.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
3994	Why don’t you like the vaccine?	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
3995	My problem is I tend to blend in	1.3103	0.06128	58	40	18	0
3996	I always feel like people can see right through me...	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
3997	I always wanted to be in a GEICO commercial…	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
3998	Don't move. Your right eye isn't quite right.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
3999	So, you're saying I should just be myself	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
4000	''The color of your tie against your shirt is driving me out of my mind''.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
4001	Mmmhmmm mmmhmmm and do you feel like you’re resistant to change?	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
4002	Dictate: "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon...."	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
4003	Yes...sigh..... My name is Karma...	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
4004	And then she has the hide to say I’ll never change	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
4005	Just be myself?!	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
4006	His post COVID patients did not feel like themselves anymore	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
4007	So you feel like you’re moving backwards in your evolutionary therapy?	1.3099	0.06213	71	51	18	2
4008	You can hide from reality but not your bill.	1.3099	0.06830	71	53	14	4
4009	I hate it when people call me a chameleon	1.3099	0.06529	71	52	16	3
4010	That's three 'a's': G-a-l-a-p-a-g-o-s.	1.3099	0.06830	71	53	14	4
4011	I'm so depressed. I keep dreaming I'm a leopard!	1.3099	0.06830	71	53	14	4
4012	Tell me more about the dreams of losing your tongue.	1.3099	0.06529	71	52	16	3
4013	New chaise appears to trigger regression/insecurity	1.3099	0.06529	71	52	16	3
4014	I look better in plaids.	1.3099	0.05880	71	50	20	1
4015	Doctor, does this pattern make me look fat?” “Uh...I should be the one asking the questions here.	1.3099	0.05880	71	50	20	1
4016	Tell me. How long have you felt like you don't fit in?	1.3091	0.08154	55	42	9	4
4017	It is hard to eat flies with a mask on.	1.3091	0.06803	55	39	15	1
4018	...then I woke up and my tongue actually was three feet long!	1.3091	0.07281	55	40	13	2
4019	the mix - and -match trend has me terrified!	1.3091	0.07281	55	40	13	2
4020	Why does everyone act like they can’t see me?	1.3091	0.08154	55	42	9	4
4021	ok, pretend you don't see me...	1.3091	0.07730	55	41	11	3
4022	No, I cannot get a tiger upholstery so you can feel "big and strong"	1.3091	0.07730	55	41	11	3
4023	I can’t help you if you are reading my notes!	1.3091	0.07730	55	41	11	3
4024	As you can see, I also have style.	1.3091	0.06803	55	39	15	1
4025	Chameleon problems but camouflage ain't one.	1.3091	0.08154	55	42	9	4
4026	Liz's therapist just didn't "see" her for who she was.	1.3091	0.06803	55	39	15	1
4027	And how are you feeling about today's session?	1.3091	0.07281	55	40	13	2
4028	What's the point? You see right through me.	1.3091	0.07730	55	41	11	3
4029	I can't believe that you haven't even heard of Night of the Iguana	1.3091	0.07281	55	40	13	2
4030	You don't have to be a conformist. Just be yourself.	1.3091	0.07730	55	41	11	3
4031	I don’t know...I just feel like everything is different, you know? Are you even listening?	1.3091	0.07281	55	40	13	2
4032	And how did it make you feel; always being found first when you played Hide and Seek?	1.3091	0.06803	55	39	15	1
4033	If you think being green was hard try being a chameleon.	1.3091	0.07730	55	41	11	3
4034	I feel soft and like someone should lie on me.	1.3091	0.07730	55	41	11	3
4035	And your feelings about plaid clashing with stripes are completely valid, but the bigger point here is that I’m choosing my patterns.	1.3091	0.07730	55	41	11	3
4036	I think it would be very helpful for you to try to revel in your individuality and stop blending in so much.	1.3091	0.08154	55	42	9	4
4037	Now that your’e comfortable let’s discuss this flesh eating fetish you’ve developed.	1.3091	0.06803	55	39	15	1
4038	I’m over here. The crossword can wait.	1.3091	0.07730	55	41	11	3
4039	Teach me how to do that and your session is free!	1.3091	0.07281	55	40	13	2
4040	My parents always acted like I wasn't there	1.3091	0.07281	55	40	13	2
4041	I'm here! Don't charge me a cancellation fee. I'm here!	1.3091	0.06803	55	39	15	1
4042	So you feel invisible AND having a chameleon on top of you?	1.3091	0.06803	55	39	15	1
4043	A new upholstery might solve this problem	1.3091	0.07281	55	40	13	2
4044	You say you're projecting, but I find that hard to believe	1.3091	0.06803	55	39	15	1
4045	It’s like you can’t see me...	1.3091	0.06803	55	39	15	1
4046	I'm just not comfortable in my own skin.	1.3088	0.07335	68	52	11	5
4047	....patient seems obsessed with blending in with the crowd.	1.3088	0.07335	68	52	11	5
4048	For our next session, I propose we Zoom.	1.3088	0.06710	68	50	15	3
4049	Oh,no! ~ You’re not going to color me plaid?!	1.3088	0.06375	68	49	17	2
4050	My birth certificate says "salamander" but I identify as a newt.	1.3088	0.06710	68	50	15	3
4051	That's the thing about karma. It comes and goes. It comes and goes.	1.3088	0.06710	68	50	15	3
4052	I just took a crap on your couch.	1.3088	0.07030	68	51	13	4
4053	Everything is changing so fast, I can’t keep up anymore!	1.3088	0.05644	68	47	21	0
4054	It seems to me you find trouble forming your unique identity.	1.3088	0.06375	68	49	17	2
4055	In the I of the beholder...	1.3088	0.06710	68	50	15	3
4056	How’s my Karma, Doc?	1.3088	0.06710	68	50	15	3
4057	Is this chenille, Doctor?	1.3088	0.06021	68	48	19	1
4058	You need to show up to make any progress	1.3088	0.06375	68	49	17	2
4059	Why do you feel invisible?	1.3077	0.06463	52	36	16	0
4060	So you're afraid you don't fit in.	1.3077	0.07540	52	38	12	2
4061	Everyone says I’m too clingy.	1.3077	0.07022	52	37	14	1
4062	My chameleon and my sofa may be evidence of intelligent design.	1.3077	0.06463	52	36	16	0
4063	People act like I'm not there.	1.3077	0.07540	52	38	12	2
4064	And how long have you noticed that these changes suddenly come over you?	1.3077	0.07022	52	37	14	1
4065	Problems...fitting...in. I see. Now where did you go?	1.3077	0.06463	52	36	16	0
4066	You say you've been feeling blue, white and yellow?	1.3077	0.07022	52	37	14	1
4067	So, you had a dream that you were a mammal.	1.3077	0.07540	52	38	12	2
4068	Doc, you know I have masculinity issues. Why would you get this sofa?”	1.3077	0.07247	65	49	12	4
4069	I just wish I could disguise my feelings too.	1.3077	0.06907	65	48	14	3
4070	Thanks for seeing me, I've been climbing the walls at home.	1.3077	0.08025	52	39	10	3
4071	Sometimes, I feel like people ignore me. Like I'm just part of the scenery.	1.3077	0.06172	65	46	18	1
4072	Ah I see, it is the merger that calms you. You fit in!	1.3077	0.07022	52	37	14	1
4073	I want to make rational decisions, but then my reptile brain kicks in.	1.3077	0.07022	52	37	14	1
4074	Sure, wanting to blend in is natural on occasion, but I'm concerned we're starting to see a pattern here.	1.3077	0.08025	52	39	10	3
4075	Have you ever considered that your desire to blend in is a way to protect yourself from feeling pain?	1.3077	0.06550	65	47	16	2
4076	My self image might improve if you changed the couch	1.3077	0.07540	52	38	12	2
4077	It seems like you are hiding something.	1.3077	0.06550	65	47	16	2
4078	I just have so much trouble fitting in, doc.	1.3077	0.06172	65	46	18	1
4079	You can hide from me, but you can’t hide from yourself.	1.3077	0.08025	52	39	10	3
4080	I never see others like me.	1.3077	0.07540	52	38	12	2
4081	No offense,but I get the feeling that you’re not seeing the real me.	1.3077	0.06907	65	48	14	3
4082	I swear I am not jealous of her new boyfriend,so why do I keep turning green?	1.3077	0.07540	52	38	12	2
4083	Let's see...colorful, embraces change, but has difficulty adjusting to vegan diet.	1.3077	0.08025	52	39	10	3
4084	Dr. Shultz discovered that quick sketches work best in the new field of iguana therapy.	1.3077	0.07022	52	37	14	1
4085	This is the last time I take my patients medication.	1.3077	0.07540	52	38	12	2
4086	My wife complains that I’m resistant to change.	1.3077	0.06550	65	47	16	2
4087	Have you tried simply, not being blue?	1.3077	0.06550	65	47	16	2
4088	How’s the social blending-in going?	1.3077	0.07540	52	38	12	2
4089	Doesn't Initiate.	1.3077	0.06550	65	47	16	2
4090	No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to get anyone to notice me.	1.3077	0.07022	52	37	14	1
4091	So you feel like nobody sees you"..	1.3077	0.06550	65	47	16	2
4092	I have lost my mojo...	1.3077	0.06172	65	46	18	1
4093	Jeremy, happiest in years, is excitedly working on a brilliant story idea; sadly, tonight he will see "Zelig" for the first time.	1.3077	0.07540	52	38	12	2
4094	: "Try as I may, I just don't feel like I'm fitting in!"	1.3077	0.06172	65	46	18	1
4095	„I always fall into old patterns of behavior.“	1.3077	0.07022	52	37	14	1
4096	I think my biggest issue is I fear change.	1.3077	0.06463	52	36	16	0
4097	Wait a minute, you only have two degrees?	1.3077	0.07540	52	38	12	2
4098	I think you’re trying to hard to fit in.	1.3077	0.08025	52	39	10	3
4099	I think my instinct to always want to fit in is something my parents instilled in me!	1.3077	0.07540	52	38	12	2
4100	It’s all too much, Doc...also, when was the last time you had this couch cleaned?	1.3068	0.05447	88	63	23	2
4101	Then Morrison started calling himself the Lizard King. Dammit I was the Lizard King. It was all downhill after that.	1.3067	0.06569	75	56	15	4
4102	Just once, I want to stand out in a couch.	1.3067	0.06288	75	55	17	3
4103	You lost out because they didn't think "Iggy" was a suitable name for a government employee spokeslizard	1.3067	0.06288	75	55	17	3
4104	Great, That Fly is going to land on you head !	1.3067	0.05995	75	54	19	2
4105	As Gregor Samsa recounted his dreams one uneasy therapy session he found himself transformed on the divan into an average chameleon	1.3067	0.06569	75	56	15	4
4106	I'm having a hard time adjusting to the swamp being drained, Doc.	1.3065	0.07121	62	46	13	3
4107	No, I can’t say I’ve ever felt like I don’t fit in.”	1.3065	0.06739	62	45	15	2
4108	Everything is pointing to multiple personality disorder.	1.3065	0.07121	62	46	13	3
4109	It's like nobody really sees me at all!!	1.3065	0.06335	62	44	17	1
4110	Actually I was feeling pretty good until I noticed what your shoes are made out of.	1.3065	0.06335	62	44	17	1
4111	Zo, you are having zee problem blending in.	1.3065	0.05903	62	43	19	0
4112	You really feel people are treating you as if you weren't human?	1.3065	0.07121	62	46	13	3
4113	15 minutes can save me 15%	1.3065	0.06335	62	44	17	1
4114	I just can't be myself anymore. I'm always changing just to fit in.	1.3065	0.06335	62	44	17	1
4115	Doc, did you have to reupholster the couch in a floral print. When i came home from our last session, my wife freaked out and thought I'd undergone a gender transition.	1.3065	0.07121	62	46	13	3
4116	Could you add flies to the grocery list?	1.3065	0.06739	62	45	15	2
4117	Let's explore your feelings that people find you creepy.	1.3065	0.07121	62	46	13	3
4118	I just feel so unnoticed.	1.3065	0.05903	62	43	19	0
4119	You know,I just sort of feel like I don’t blend in.	1.3065	0.05903	62	43	19	0
4120	How long have you been reliving those 'lounge lizard' disco days?	1.3065	0.07828	62	48	9	5
4121	I’m still charging him.	1.3065	0.07121	62	46	13	3
4122	Your tongue is projecting.	1.3065	0.07483	62	47	11	4
4123	No matter how hard I try, I just can’t seem to blend in.	1.3065	0.07121	62	46	13	3
4124	Have you tried happier patterns?	1.3065	0.07121	62	46	13	3
4125	Note: Further explore the extent of the patient's self-effacement with the Burberry throw.	1.3065	0.06335	62	44	17	1
4126	Yeah I know I may have a subconscious, but can’t you see me for what I really am?	1.3065	0.07121	62	46	13	3
4127	My name? Elise Stefanik	1.3065	0.07304	62	49	8	5
4128	I feel like I don’t want to change for anyone anymore	1.3065	0.07121	62	46	13	3
4129	So you really think this is all because of my mother huh?	1.3065	0.07483	62	47	11	4
4130	Well yes, I do believe in Karma.	1.3065	0.08159	62	49	7	6
4131	These changes -- are they your choice or are they being forced on you?	1.3061	0.07263	49	35	13	1
4132	Can I sit on your lap? I’m allergic to flowers.	1.3061	0.08352	49	37	9	3
4133	Where do you think this intense desire to conform began?	1.3061	0.06652	49	34	15	0
4134	[Why is he writing that I’m a MONSTER? This guy doesn’t understand me at all.]	1.3061	0.06652	49	34	15	0
4135	Therapist's note: "Remember to charge chameleon for toupee."	1.3061	0.08352	49	37	9	3
4136	In our next session, we'll work on overcoming imposter syndrome.	1.3061	0.08352	49	37	9	3
4137	Why does nobody see my unique self.	1.3061	0.07263	49	35	13	1
4138	It is possible to change.	1.3061	0.07827	49	36	11	2
4139	No one seems to notice me anymore	1.3061	0.07827	49	36	11	2
4140	It’s just that I feel like no one can see the real me.	1.3061	0.07263	49	35	13	1
4141	Of course. We all want to evolve.	1.3061	0.07263	49	35	13	1
4142	I don’t know, doc. She keeps asking me to change.	1.3061	0.08352	49	37	9	3
4143	I just feel like people don't truly see me, you know doc?	1.3061	0.07827	49	36	11	2
4144	Do you only see the world in black and white or are there shades of gray?	1.3061	0.07827	49	36	11	2
4145	Looks like we’re out of time—oh, I guess she left.	1.3061	0.08847	49	38	7	4
4146	Hmm, you always feel invisible? Let’s discuss that.	1.3059	0.05557	85	61	22	2
4147	A lifetime of blending in is depressing me.	1.3056	0.05096	72	54	16	2
4148	I just never feel truly “seen.”	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
4149	I’m sorry, but we only take cash or Discovery!	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
4150	The clock keeps running until you actually leave.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
4151	So when was the first time you experienced the feeling of being invisible?	1.3051	0.08110	59	46	8	5
4152	It’s primal, I just have to fit in to any situation.	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
4153	It's just that when my friends call me "a chameleon," I don't know if they're referring to my species or the fact that I'm always so pathetically desperate to blend in.	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
4154	Forgive me, but who are you?	1.3051	0.06511	59	42	16	1
4155	Why are you not looking at me?	1.3051	0.06511	59	42	16	1
4156	I'm invisible. How does that make you feel?	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
4157	So, you're too influenced by your surroundings and want to become more independent, is that right?	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
4158	Yikes! Those shoes look strangely familiar	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
4159	Have you heard about imposter syndrome?	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
4160	Do you feel this way when you are not on a blue couch?	1.3051	0.06511	59	42	16	1
4161	WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?	1.3051	0.05271	59	47	9	3
4162	Doc, can I get something for a reptile dysfunction?	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
4163	I don’t know what it is about me doctor but people just don’t see me? It’s like I’m invisible. Sigh.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
4164	You need to stop letting your surroundings influence you so much	1.3051	0.06511	59	42	16	1
4165	So when exactly do you think people stopped noticing you?	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
4166	I guess you could call it a copying mechanism.	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
4167	Do you always hide from your problems?	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
4168	… and when did you start thinking you were a couch?	1.3051	0.06511	59	42	16	1
4169	My name is Feeblewernmeister and no one can spell it either.	1.3043	0.08720	46	35	8	3
4170	I seem to be unable to choose a color.	1.3043	0.07531	46	33	12	1
4171	And why do you say that nobody notices you at parties?	1.3043	0.07531	46	33	12	1
4172	Don’t be afraid to stand out every now and then.	1.3043	0.05950	69	49	19	1
4173	So you struggle issues of conformity.	1.3043	0.08147	46	34	10	2
4174	And a-mother thing, this chaise is making my skin crawl. Can you please throw a Freudian slip cover over it?	1.3043	0.06942	69	52	13	4
4175	Hi Doc, which one of my personalities has an appointment today?	1.3043	0.06942	69	52	13	4
4176	Do you feel that you always had this need to blend in?	1.3043	0.08720	46	35	8	3
4177	I used to think of myself as an extrovert before the pandemic.	1.3043	0.05950	69	49	19	1
4178	Made progress in tongue control. Though fear potential appearance of fly in office may undo same.	1.3043	0.07531	46	33	12	1
4179	Unstable in affection? You look great on my couch by the way!	1.3043	0.06298	69	50	17	2
4180	You’re really starting to show your true colors.	1.3043	0.08147	46	34	10	2
4181	I feel like you’re just reflecting back everything I say.	1.3043	0.05184	69	52	15	2
4182	Keep the change!	1.3043	0.07531	46	33	12	1
4183	And yesterday you were a cockroach?	1.3043	0.08720	46	35	8	3
4184	Just why do you think the gecko would steal your idea for the Geico slogan?	1.3043	0.06859	46	32	14	0
4185	You appear to be doing the crossword puzzle. Did you forget I was here again?	1.3043	0.08147	46	34	10	2
4186	Have you considered wearing clothing?	1.3036	0.07611	56	42	11	3
4187	So, you think your lizard brain finally won.	1.3036	0.07611	56	42	11	3
4188	Sure I can fit in, I just get stressed by loud colors and dated patterns.	1.3036	0.06703	56	40	15	1
4189	Change isn't always a bad thing, you know	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4190	...difficulty maintaining eye contact, non-verbal, clingy...	1.3036	0.07611	56	42	11	3
4191	Well, the first step to a breakthrough is to shed your defense mechanisms.	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4192	Yes, sometimes personal change can just be superficial."	1.3036	0.06703	56	40	15	1
4193	As your therapist, I guana know everything about you...	1.3036	0.06703	56	40	15	1
4194	I’m not fitting in, I can’t keep up with the changes.	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4195	And just how long have you been tongue-tied?	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4196	It's called "pattern baldness."	1.3036	0.07611	56	42	11	3
4197	Try to think of yourself as perceptive, not paranoid.	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4198	My head tells me blending in is the safe play, but my heart wishes the world could really see me for me.	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4199	Fitting in....no that never was my problem.	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4200	And then he says, ‘But the lightbulb has got to WANT to change!’	1.3036	0.06941	56	43	10	3
4201	So, you feel that you're just blending into the background and no one notices you?"	1.3036	0.06200	56	39	17	0
4202	How long have you had the urge to print?	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4203	... and why do you believe that no one truly sees the real you?	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
4204	Patient has a tendency to disappear for long periods of time.	1.3036	0.06703	56	40	15	1
4205	Chauncey, you’ve really got that psychoanalyst thing going....	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4206	Sometimes I really struggle to fit in.	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4207	I'm prescribing Zoloft and grasshoppers."	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4208	I guana know about your relationship with your mother. No pun intended."	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4209	Remember, cathexis is more than skin deep.	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4210	The real question is, How do you feel about being slimy and repulsive?	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
4211	What do you mean I 'have to pay a no-show fee'? We just discussed my attachment style for a full — ohhhhhh. Whoa. You're good.	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
4212	I think we need to give you an all over check	1.3036	0.06703	56	40	15	1
4213	Tell me more about how you 'don't feel seen'.	1.3036	0.06200	56	39	17	0
4214	Everything around me is changing and I just can’t keep up anymore.	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
4215	It's a colourful world we live in. I get so confused.	1.3036	0.06703	56	40	15	1
4216	How do you want me to feel?	1.3036	0.06703	56	40	15	1
4217	I think it's your coping mechanism that you blend in in difficult situations, like you are doing right now. .	1.3036	0.06703	56	40	15	1
4218	I just don’t feel that you see me	1.3036	0.06703	56	40	15	1
4219	I feel invisible, doc.	1.3036	0.06703	56	40	15	1
4220	i feel like you are ignoring me	1.3036	0.06703	56	40	15	1
4221	. “Between Boy George and GEICO, I have zero peace.”	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
4222	Nice impression. Now give me my chair back.	1.3030	0.06095	66	47	18	1
4223	It’s just I feel so invisible.	1.3030	0.06095	66	47	18	1
4224	How can it be that I feel like nobody sees me, and yet I feel totally exposed?	1.3030	0.06818	66	49	14	3
4225	And at what age did the other kids begin to call you Godzilla?	1.3030	0.06467	66	48	16	2
4226	Nice jacket. Mind if I lie on your lap?	1.3030	0.06095	66	47	18	1
4227	So, have you always tried to blend in?	1.3030	0.06467	66	48	16	2
4228	Every time she holds me I feel like I fade away to nothing.	1.3030	0.07151	66	50	12	4
4229	On, so you’re an EmPaTh? You must be a Taurus	1.3030	0.07151	66	50	12	4
4230	I’m not the only one who changes colours you know, look at all the humans	1.3030	0.06095	66	47	18	1
4231	That cockroach you just ate was my next patient.	1.3026	0.06759	76	58	13	5
4232	I feel like I'm invisible sometimes, I'm tired of people overlooking me	1.3026	0.06494	76	57	15	4
4233	But I really, really, really want to change...	1.3023	0.05747	86	63	20	3
4234	I'd like to see a bit more self-reflection.	1.3023	0.07087	43	30	13	0
4235	Why do you keep asking whether I blend in easily?	1.3023	0.07829	43	31	11	1
4236	... and without even asking, they used my name in a portmanteau!	1.3023	0.09722	43	34	5	4
4237	I sometimes imagine that I am a reptile	1.3023	0.07829	43	31	11	1
4238	Dr. Hanson is ordering a new plain, solid color cover for his couch.	1.3023	0.09135	43	33	7	3
4239	I'm telling you I'm just a chameleon, I don't have multiple personality disorder	1.3023	0.07087	43	30	13	0
4240	Needs to be comfortable in his own skin.	1.3021	0.05364	96	70	23	3
4241	So, Ms. Leon, your assignment was to work on your wallflower attitude while in public. How is it going? Camille? Where did you go?	1.3019	0.06366	53	37	16	0
4242	Do you believe in karma karma karma karma karma?	1.3019	0.07893	53	40	10	3
4243	So, you say you have a hard time standing out?	1.3019	0.06913	53	38	14	1
4244	So, you have a fear of men wearing kilts.	1.3019	0.07419	53	39	12	2
4245	To-do: Change that kitschy chaise already	1.3019	0.06366	53	37	16	0
4246	That’s capital I small guana....	1.3019	0.07893	53	40	10	3
4247	Very upset when I sing "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon." What would Freud say about this?	1.3019	0.07419	53	39	12	2
4248	I could stay up all night, singing, 'There's a fly on the wall.'" "That way madness lies.	1.3019	0.07419	53	39	12	2
4249	I always dreamed of replacing the Geico Gecko.	1.3019	0.07419	53	39	12	2
4250	I’m SO tired of trying to convince them I Am A Vertabrate!	1.3019	0.06913	53	38	14	1
4251	Journal entry for June 7, 2021: For the second week in a row, my patient has been a no show.	1.3019	0.08340	53	41	8	4
4252	Aren't all of our behaviors adaptive, Doctor?	1.3019	0.07419	53	39	12	2
4253	You’re beginning to show your true colors	1.3019	0.07419	53	39	12	2
4254	I just feel like sometimes I change myself to fit in.	1.3019	0.06366	53	37	16	0
4255	But I'm all about transference!	1.3019	0.07419	53	39	12	2
4256	They say it's my multiple personality disorder but I don't see it.	1.3019	0.06913	53	38	14	1
4257	Couples therapy only works if you show up for your partner, Carol.	1.3019	0.06366	53	37	16	0
4258	You're writing wallflower? I clearly went with the couch	1.3019	0.07893	53	40	10	3
4259	But don’t I have to want to change?	1.3019	0.07419	53	39	12	2
4260	And I just thought to myself, am I my own person, or do I just take on the traits of others?	1.3019	0.06366	53	37	16	0
4261	After this year I just need a little "me" time - but my wife said if iguana trip without her, it'll feel like chameleon little daggers in her heart!	1.3019	0.07893	53	40	10	3
4262	Are you writing down that I’m green with envy? When did I say that?	1.3016	0.07024	63	47	13	3
4263	Doc, I think I can solve my conformist problem by jumping in your lap.	1.3016	0.07718	63	49	9	5
4264	It's called "projection."	1.3016	0.07024	63	47	13	3
4265	And then he told you 'loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams,' huh?	1.3016	0.07379	63	48	11	4
4266	Doctor, my life lacks definition.	1.3016	0.06649	63	46	15	2
4267	Just because I can’t find you doesn’t mean your past can’t	1.3016	0.07379	63	48	11	4
4268	How often do you feel a compulsion to fit in?	1.3016	0.06252	63	45	17	1
4269	Looks like my 3 o’ clock is a no-show.	1.3016	0.07024	63	47	13	3
4270	Sometimes I don't feel like anyone can see the real me.	1.3016	0.06252	63	45	17	1
4271	Sometimes, I just feel like I'm invisible, Doc!	1.3016	0.07024	63	47	13	3
4272	What's this psychological babble about transference?	1.3016	0.07379	63	48	11	4
4273	He thinks I'm cold-blooded? That's ridiculizardous!	1.3016	0.06649	63	46	15	2
4274	I think it’s lazy of you to always say I’m projecting, doc.	1.3016	0.06649	63	46	15	2
4275	That just looks like a couch!	1.3016	0.06252	63	45	17	1
4276	Yes, I'm a product of my circumstances.	1.3016	0.07024	63	47	13	3
4277	Let me get this straight - you became a paralegal when you dated the lawyer, a flight attendant when you dated the pilot but now that you’re dating the bartender, you feel like you might have a problem?	1.3016	0.07024	63	47	13	3
4278	They all talk about my brain, but honestly I don't see the connection...	1.3016	0.06649	63	46	15	2
4279	you're trying, but you can't hide from your feelings.	1.3016	0.06252	63	45	17	1
4280	Excellent work! Next week we work on plaid	1.3016	0.07379	63	48	11	4
4281	karma, karma, karma	1.3014	0.06376	73	54	16	3
4282	Sometimes, I barely recognize myself.	1.3014	0.05749	73	52	20	1
4283	I hear you saying you don't feel seen by others.	1.3014	0.05408	73	51	22	0
4284	Doc, I feel like I just keep changing to fit in.	1.3014	0.06071	73	53	18	2
4285	My ex said “I always just kind of fade into the background” and they want someone who is the center of attention and makes their presence known. I think they don’t really see who I am on the inside, Doc.	1.3012	0.05066	83	58	25	0
4286	Lets work on your obsession to Blend In	1.3000	0.06422	60	43	16	1
4287	Ah, yes. I can tell, you’re green with envy. I mean red, with anger. Ooops, blue with sadness. Purple polkadotted? What am I supposed to make of that?”	1.3000	0.07628	60	46	10	4
4288	Gregor is on vacation doc.	1.3000	0.07143	50	36	13	1
4289	I keep switching from red to blue and then blue to red	1.3000	0.05880	70	50	19	1
4290	I knew all these years that you were just doodling.	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
4291	So how long haven’t you been feeling yourself?	1.3000	0.05517	70	49	21	0
4292	Plaid with stripes? I don't think so.	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
4293	It's just a fly on my leg...let it go...	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
4294	I hate this cartoon. It's just not me.	1.3000	0.07249	60	45	12	3
4295	This is a textbook case of imposter syndrome.	1.3000	0.07628	60	46	10	4
4296	Gregor felt split. Should he continue with the sessions or just eat his therapist.	1.3000	0.08690	50	39	7	4
4297	And what makes you think you're having an identity crisis?	1.3000	0.05966	60	42	18	0
4298	I don’’t think you have noticed my transformation.	1.3000	0.06547	50	35	15	0
4299	Hmm, so how did it make you feel ... when your parents changed colors?	1.3000	0.07249	60	45	12	3
4300	I just feel like no one sees my true colors.”	1.3000	0.07143	50	36	13	1
4301	I just feel like that no matter where I go,I just fade into the background.	1.3000	0.06422	60	43	16	1
4302	So how long have you had this urge to copy everyone else?	1.3000	0.06547	50	35	15	0
4303	I know I saved 15% on my insurance - I just don’t care.	1.3000	0.07151	70	54	11	5
4304	I'm hoping you can help me reduce incentive to change.	1.3000	0.06547	70	52	15	3
4305	Tell me more about your fear of dry land	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
4306	tell me, from the gek-go, when did all this begin?	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
4307	And when your mother wears plaid? How does that make you feel?	1.3000	0.07143	50	36	13	1
4308	The Ottomans are coming	1.3000	0.07249	60	45	12	3
4309	I wonder what he is going to write about my tongue!	1.3000	0.06422	60	43	16	1
4310	So, Gila, tell me how you felt the first time someone called you a monster?"	1.3000	0.06547	50	35	15	0
4311	How long have you been feeling reluctant to make red?	1.3000	0.07628	60	46	10	4
4312	I can come back later if you want,once you realize I was here all along.	1.3000	0.06422	60	43	16	1
4313	On the positive side, the patient did not transform into a cockroach.	1.3000	0.08207	50	38	9	3
4314	I just want to fit in, Doc	1.3000	0.07693	50	37	11	2
4315	When did you first experience this sensation of blending into any background?	1.3000	0.07249	60	45	12	3
4316	But they COULD be all around us.	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
4317	His arrival into our first in-person session progressed to a level of presence I can only describe as both obvious and significant.	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
4318	("... Chamaeleon... He spells it like my mother...")	1.3000	0.07143	50	36	13	1
4319	Do you think I’m covering up something?	1.3000	0.05966	60	42	18	0
4320	Sorry I forgot my mask	1.3000	0.08207	50	38	9	3
4321	So you’re having trouble switching off your lizard brain	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
4322	Tell me more about this constant need to blend in.	1.3000	0.08207	50	38	9	3
4323	And do you know why you feel unseen	1.3000	0.05517	70	49	21	0
4324	I agree that my pants match the wall...but I’m not sitting on the couch	1.3000	0.07249	60	45	12	3
4325	Dont worry- imitation is the best form of flattery	1.3000	0.06547	70	52	15	3
4326	Can I see what you’re writing about me for a change?	1.3000	0.06422	60	43	16	1
4327	Doc, I’ve been quarantined so long I just want to be SEEN. Can you turn this camouflage OFF?	1.3000	0.07249	60	45	12	3
4328	Just think of me as a fly on the wall	1.3000	0.07249	60	45	12	3
4329	Doctor: What brought you here? Chameleon: My wife told me I am too big and I need to shrink.	1.3000	0.06422	60	43	16	1
4330	Well yes, some of your patterns are changing. I can see that clearly.	1.3000	0.05966	60	42	18	0
4331	'You are the one that put flowers on you chaise. I'm NOT happy'	1.3000	0.06547	70	52	15	3
4332	The first step to therapy is showing up, but I can tell you’re not here today.	1.3000	0.07693	50	37	11	2
4333	What exactly do you mean by trying to be 'my own self'?	1.2987	0.06149	77	57	17	3
4334	Interesting. Why do you think you keep dreaming that you're human?	1.2985	0.06560	67	52	11	4
4335	I swear... sometimes it's like I'm not even there.	1.2985	0.06385	67	49	16	2
4336	.so in your nightmares, you can't blend in with others...	1.2985	0.06385	67	49	16	2
4337	Therapy only works if you don't want to change.	1.2985	0.06730	67	50	14	3
4338	Have you tried just wearing clothes?	1.2985	0.06730	67	50	14	3
4339	Tell me,Sir,when did you first begin to visualize yourself as a reptile	1.2985	0.06021	67	48	18	1
4340	Hey doc, nowadays I just feel very chameleoff	1.2985	0.06730	67	50	14	3
4341	So I heard you have some kind of Impostor Syndrome.	1.2985	0.06385	67	49	16	2
4342	I don't think I've got an inferiority complex, doc, but sometimes I feel I just disappear into the background." "Hey doc, I'm over here!	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
4343	Look at me, Doc, look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Can’t you see me?	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
4344	My mother wants me to be a doctor, but I want to work in a lounge.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
4345	Look, if you want to be noticed, get a hat!	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
4346	Doc, I try to blend in but nobody notices.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
4347	It seems as though you have a need to blend in.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
4348	I can assure you that you do not suffer from 'imposter syndrome.'	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
4349	I just can’t get over my depression since I crawled out of the primeval ooze.	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
4350	You see, I'm having a little bit of an existential crisis here.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
4351	Just remember, you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.	1.2982	0.06113	57	40	17	0
4352	Hey where’d you go?	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
4353	I have nothing left to evolve for.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
4354	How long have you had this need to fit in?	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
4355	You'll really, really roll your eyes when you hear my diagnosis!	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
4356	No matter how you couch it, you have clearly changed.	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
4357	Last thing I remember I was in a tree and suddenly felt very cold. Then I woke up under a very warm light.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
4358	I feel as though I no longer know who the real me is.	1.2982	0.05852	57	42	14	1
4359	I match that scribble with everthing I got.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
4360	We're redecorating the office. Can you do plaid?	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
4361	Could you at least pass the tissue box	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
4362	First the elephant, now this.	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
4363	So you’re saying blending in is a defense mechanism?	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
4364	I dunno, Doc... It feels like my days just blend together lately...	1.2982	0.06113	57	40	17	0
4365	Damn Doc! You know I’m allergic to spirals!	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
4366	Have you considered how wearing clothes might help you stand out?	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
4367	You can’t always hide behind your own skin, Fred.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
4368	Karma Chameleon? That’s your diagnosis	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
4369	I think the problem here is that you are hiding from yourself.	1.2979	0.06743	47	33	14	0
4370	I think my biggest problem is I’m always changing for others.	1.2979	0.09577	47	38	4	5
4371	I just don’t feel like I blend in enough.	1.2979	0.07998	47	35	10	2
4372	But the others just don't see me the way you see me, Doc." "Gerald, I'm a professional. Plus... it would never work.	1.2979	0.07998	47	35	10	2
4373	My diagnosis? Florid Reptile Dysfunction.	1.2979	0.06743	47	33	14	0
4374	I think you've allowed your reptilian brain to take over here	1.2979	0.08557	47	36	8	3
4375	That's spelled I-G-U-A-N-A!	1.2979	0.07998	47	35	10	2
4376	I'm having a hard time seeing your issues.	1.2979	0.07998	47	35	10	2
4377	I think we've made good progress overcoming your fear of flowers.	1.2979	0.06743	47	33	14	0
4378	It’s fairly common for all of us to feel invisible at times.	1.2973	0.06303	74	55	16	3
4379	Sometimes I just feel like a piece of furniture.	1.2973	0.06590	74	56	14	4
4380	I should've accepted the gecko job.	1.2969	0.06172	64	46	17	1
4381	I don't feel like you're showing your true colors	1.2969	0.07278	64	49	11	4
4382	All I want to do is blend in.	1.2969	0.06172	64	46	17	1
4383	OK our time is up for today I’ll see you again next mating season	1.2969	0.06562	64	47	15	2
4384	So, do you think this is the way to fit in with your peers?	1.2969	0.06929	64	48	13	3
4385	It's a long road ahead but at least you're willing to change...	1.2969	0.05756	64	45	19	0
4386	Note #1: Patient states that always blending in makes them feel invisible.	1.2969	0.06562	64	47	15	2
4387	And just how long have you suffered with this crisis of identity!	1.2969	0.07278	64	49	11	4
4388	I've always wanted to stand out.	1.2969	0.06562	64	47	15	2
4389	I mean, sure I can blend into any social situation effortlessly, but what about my needs? Who am I, really?	1.2969	0.06562	64	47	15	2
4390	..and so I Googled ‘Imposter Syndrome’..	1.2969	0.07278	64	49	11	4
4391	So it seems you tend to hide from your problems.	1.2969	0.07278	64	49	11	4
4392	Ever since COVID started, I’ve been stuck on couch mode	1.2969	0.06929	64	48	13	3
4393	Let's back up to the part where you first thought your Lizard Brain had taken over.	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4394	I think that's more of an issue to talk to a dermatologist about	1.2963	0.07766	54	41	10	3
4395	No need to camouflage. I'm here to help you, not eat you.	1.2963	0.07766	54	41	10	3
4396	adapting to his therapist's new upholstery choice was challenging but resulted in a breakthrough	1.2963	0.06272	54	38	16	0
4397	I wish you would stop referring to me as a lawyer.	1.2963	0.06442	81	62	14	5
4398	I could give you "Social Anxiety Disorder" because of your exaggerated need to fit in, but your health insurance won't cover a diagnosis of "Chameleon."	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4399	My Admin Martha tells me you're a comedian...	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4400	Just blending in used to be a good thing.	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4401	So you're saying that you're on LSD right now, Camille?	1.2963	0.07302	54	40	12	2
4402	So since the pandemic you find that you are slowing down , you feel that you have built up a hard outer layer, become remote , a bit cold blooded and have developed an odd taste for insects, hmmm.....	1.2963	0.06272	54	38	16	0
4403	Hmm, so your saying you often feel like a wall flower?	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4404	No, I have not seen Frasier.	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4405	I can't make up my mind whether I belong in the sea or on land."	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4406	So ... wanna talk about the problem of conformity?	1.2963	0.07766	54	41	10	3
4407	No,I'm not a newt, you nut.	1.2963	0.07766	54	41	10	3
4408	I'm tired of blending in. It's my time to shine. Right?	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4409	What's next? Plaid and stripes?	1.2963	0.07766	54	41	10	3
4410	The problem is like, no one ever notices me.	1.2963	0.06272	54	38	16	0
4411	Can you tell me about a time you didn't feel like just blending in.	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4412	Sometimes I don’t even think you see me.	1.2963	0.07302	54	40	12	2
4413	If you did show your true colors, what do you think would happen	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4414	So you’re saying that the real you died with your old tail?	1.2963	0.07302	54	40	12	2
4415	I feel like no one truly sees me.	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4416	I feel; nothing.	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
4417	No, that doesn’t change who I am as a person.”	1.2963	0.07302	54	40	12	2
4418	I am the subconscious mind of everyone I meet ?How is that even possible??	1.2963	0.07302	54	40	12	2
4419	Says to therapist “And another problem I don’t always feel seen”	1.2963	0.06272	54	38	16	0
4420	Patient stated he feels pressured to fit in, then abruptly disappeared when I asked him to expand on this.	1.2963	0.06272	54	38	16	0
4421	You must understand that adaptability is not imitation.	1.2963	0.07302	54	40	12	2
4422	I am having trust issues	1.2958	0.06149	71	52	17	2
4423	Why do you keep writing down Karma?	1.2958	0.06149	71	52	17	2
4424	I hate change.	1.2955	0.07680	44	32	11	1
4425	Hiding from your problems won't solve anything	1.2955	0.08340	44	33	9	2
4426	Doc - why do you want to suppress my predator - prey relationships?	1.2955	0.08340	44	33	9	2
4427	I see....your mother abandoned you at birth, you never knew your father......yes, go on.	1.2955	0.08951	44	34	7	3
4428	No one stays with me because I’m always changing.	1.2955	0.08340	44	33	9	2
4429	Life is more than simply fitting in	1.2955	0.08951	44	34	7	3
4430	How do you like the new lounger?	1.2955	0.07680	44	32	11	1
4431	You’re making it really hard to find yourself.	1.2951	0.06335	61	44	16	1
4432	Karma, karma, karma chameleon...	1.2951	0.06753	61	45	14	2
4433	You ARE making progress. Six months ago, you were such a wallflower.	1.2951	0.07146	61	46	12	3
4434	It was the Wizard not Lizard of Oz	1.2951	0.07518	61	47	10	4
4435	Gimme a break, Doc. Sometimes a tongue is just a tongue!	1.2951	0.06753	61	45	14	2
4436	I don’t even know who I am. I always just try to blend in.	1.2951	0.06753	61	45	14	2
4437	It’s depressing to hear you refer to me as a grunt	1.2951	0.07146	61	46	12	3
4438	This works better if you're authentic.	1.2951	0.06753	61	45	14	2
4439	Dr., changing the upholstery did not cure my identity crisis.	1.2951	0.06753	61	45	14	2
4440	I wonder if he has any tattoos.	1.2951	0.07146	61	46	12	3
4441	You don't appear comfortable in your own skin.	1.2951	0.07146	61	46	12	3
4442	The nightmares started when I learned about gerrymandering.	1.2951	0.05888	61	43	18	0
4443	Let's just note that you're environmentally distressed.	1.2951	0.06753	61	45	14	2
4444	Why does no one notice me?	1.2951	0.06335	61	44	16	1
4445	People keep telling me I change too much.	1.2951	0.05888	61	43	18	0
4446	So you’re saying you want to change but you feel stuck.	1.2951	0.06335	61	44	16	1
4447	You say no one can see you but you can see everyone; do I have that right?	1.2951	0.05888	61	43	18	0
4448	Doctor, I'm tired of blending in everywhere I go.	1.2951	0.07146	61	46	12	3
4449	I don't need therapy, I tell you. I don't have multiple personalities like my human thinks.	1.2951	0.06753	61	45	14	2
4450	Obviously,you need to learn to be yourselves.	1.2951	0.06116	61	46	13	2
4451	No, that would be erectile disfunction.	1.2951	0.07518	61	47	10	4
4452	Your condition seems to be one in a chameleon...	1.2951	0.07518	61	47	10	4
4453	And, yet, I feel like I never fit in.	1.2951	0.06335	61	44	16	1
4454	What should I do to stand out Dr?	1.2951	0.06753	61	45	14	2
4455	Calmer, Chameleon?	1.2951	0.06335	61	44	16	1
4456	It might've been more than a micro-dose this session.	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
4457	Oh, come on, Leon!	1.2941	0.07026	51	37	13	1
4458	My teachers say I have trouble blending in.	1.2941	0.06306	68	50	16	2
4459	You've done it! I'm transformed! I'm the real Me!	1.2941	0.07300	51	40	8	3
4460	Patient presented to session as a Freudian slip cover.	1.2941	0.08538	51	40	7	4
4461	I’m sorry, I don’t think you quite understand what I’m saying. The problem is that I can’t STOP expressing how I’m feeling.	1.2941	0.07026	51	37	13	1
4462	So my wife says I need to change. Yeah, like it’s soooo easy.	1.2941	0.06444	51	36	15	0
4463	Feelings...nothing more than feelings...trying to forget my feelings of love..."	1.2941	0.05948	68	49	18	1
4464	I'm afraid, I've had a checkered past.	1.2941	0.06645	68	51	14	3
4465	...and are you the primary driver of the vehicle?	1.2941	0.06444	51	36	15	0
4466	Wake up. I'ver regressed.	1.2941	0.05948	68	49	18	1
4467	Hmm, he is saying that I am highly adaptable, but too likely to change depending on the opinions of others.	1.2941	0.06645	68	51	14	3
4468	I never knew my mother’s true colors.	1.2941	0.07564	51	38	11	2
4469	He-la monster, he-la monster. The ‘G’ is silent.	1.2941	0.06968	68	52	12	4
4470	Can I sit next to you instead? My mother, she always insisted on florals.	1.2941	0.07026	51	37	13	1
4471	I feel people can't see the real me.	1.2941	0.07564	51	38	11	2
4472	So which do I have, doc--multiple personalities or none?	1.2941	0.08538	51	40	7	4
4473	As your therapist I must say colour has nothing to do with your sex life	1.2941	0.06306	68	50	16	2
4474	I just feel invisible at my age.	1.2941	0.07564	51	38	11	2
4475	It's like you can see right through me.	1.2941	0.06444	51	36	15	0
4476	The eternal question: how does one heal a Gila Monster?	1.2941	0.07026	51	37	13	1
4477	Alright, so it's been about forty five minutes..have the mushrooms had any effect on you thus far?	1.2941	0.07564	51	38	11	2
4478	Pardon my discomfort. It's been a while since I've last interacted with a human. But thank god the pandemic is over.	1.2941	0.07564	51	38	11	2
4479	It’s not that easy being green…	1.2941	0.07026	51	37	13	1
4480	I can’t believe you’re writing down that I’m cold blooded	1.2941	0.07564	51	38	11	2
4481	seems like you are trying to blend in when you should be standing out	1.2941	0.07026	51	37	13	1
4482	Dr. Miller later realized his error and retracted any record of an "agoraphobia breakthrough".	1.2941	0.07026	51	37	13	1
4483	You say you never came into your own, always a pleaser.	1.2941	0.05948	68	49	18	1
4484	It seems that everytime I show my true colors it just pushes her further away.	1.2941	0.07564	51	38	11	2
4485	and of what are you reminded as you eat these insects?	1.2933	0.06231	75	56	16	3
4486	Everyone just keeps asking if I save 15% or more on car insurance and I’m like...that’s just not me.	1.2933	0.06231	75	56	16	3
4487	I can see where you're coming from.	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
4488	With the new CDC guidelines you can go back to being a lounge lizard	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
4489	I just feel like I’m always putting on a front, y’know?	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
4490	What does the expression “reptilian” mean, then?	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
4491	And there was no one on the island when they found you?	1.2931	0.08161	58	46	7	5
4492	Why do you keep writing "comma, comma, comma, chameleon"?	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
4493	I try to be social, but I feel like I always just blend in with the background.	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
4494	So, you feel others just don't see you?	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
4495	Am I that obvious?	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
4496	It all started when I first bit Tennessee Williams.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
4497	We call that bad karma, Chameleon.	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
4498	It’s not uncommon for a fear of public speaking to trigger this kind of stress response.	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
4499	I know it’s all about change but no one sees the real me.	1.2931	0.06029	58	41	17	0
4500	Doc,why do your notes say I have trouble with change?	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
4501	And how does it make you feel when people appear not to notice you?	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
4502	I’m waiting for someone to kiss me.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
4503	So how often would you say you experience this sense of being engulfed by your environment?	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
4504	And how does this constant need to blend in make you feel?	1.2931	0.06029	58	41	17	0
4505	Now try to remember, therapy is about revealing your true self... no point trying to appease me or blend in... sir? Hello?	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
4506	Liz, i fear your mirror neurons are getting the better of you	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
4507	Pen and paper. Really, Doc?	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
4508	Being mistaken for Iggy Pop isn’t really a bad thing, you know.”	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
4509	What do you mean by, ‘has issues with putting himself out there’?!?	1.2931	0.06029	58	41	17	0
4510	Maybe going to watch the leaves change will be good for you	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
4511	It’s like I always have the need to be a part of something, doc	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
4512	I haven’t been feeling like myself recently	1.2931	0.06029	58	41	17	0
4513	Doc, this couch... It's killing me.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
4514	But all I have is a lizard brain	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
4515	Now would you say it’s an identity crisis or more of a multiple personality thing?	1.2931	0.06029	58	41	17	0
4516	Got a few rocks instead of this couch? I'm getting a chill....	1.2927	0.07997	41	30	10	1
4517	To couch it in your terms ...	1.2927	0.09399	41	32	6	3
4518	Hell, I've been here since the Triassic, and you haven't done a damn thing to cure me.	1.2927	0.10027	41	33	4	4
4519	I see you have a problem blending in.	1.2923	0.06093	65	47	17	1
4520	My biggest issue was always my long lost mother--but now that I've seen your couch...	1.2923	0.06093	65	47	17	1
4521	If I change the couch cushions, it gets us nowhere.	1.2923	0.06476	65	48	15	2
4522	You are just a 1 year old chameleon who can look like a chaise lounges. You dont have the faintest idea what you are talking about.	1.2923	0.06476	65	48	15	2
4523	Inside I’m dyeing.	1.2923	0.06093	65	47	17	1
4524	Note to self: Get the chaise longue reupholstered in tartan.	1.2923	0.06476	65	48	15	2
4525	I'm not really fond of my other personalities.	1.2923	0.05685	65	46	19	0
4526	Lately, I just can’t seem to find myself.	1.2923	0.06476	65	48	15	2
4527	I get the sense that you’re hiding	1.2923	0.06093	65	47	17	1
4528	Whatever you say, Doc!	1.2923	0.06837	65	49	13	3
4529	You cannot constantly change to please everyone	1.2923	0.06093	65	47	17	1
4530	Trying my hardest, but still can't read his handwriting without him noticing...	1.2923	0.06476	65	48	15	2
4531	No, changing colors to blend in with pansies will not make you gay.	1.2917	0.08400	48	37	8	3
4532	People say I'm too superficial	1.2917	0.06630	48	34	14	0
4533	When did you first realize that you don’t want to change?	1.2917	0.07854	48	36	10	2
4534	Let's talk about where you don't see yourself in five years.	1.2917	0.07854	48	36	10	2
4535	So, you think you struggle with making your feelings visible?	1.2917	0.07854	48	36	10	2
4536	Doc, I feel like I just blend into the background, like nobody really SEES me!	1.2917	0.07268	48	35	12	1
4537	So what does Godzilla say to you?	1.2917	0.07268	48	35	12	1
4538	So Zelig…what do think is behind your urge to fit in?	1.2917	0.06630	48	34	14	0
4539	What do you think is behind your reluctance to show others your true colors?	1.2917	0.07268	48	35	12	1
4540	So, how long have you been dreaming through rose-colored glasses?	1.2917	0.07268	48	35	12	1
4541	It's like my colleagues all think I'm not there and I'm standing right in front of them. How am I supposed to get noticed?	1.2917	0.07854	48	36	10	2
4542	Let’s begin at the beginning.	1.2917	0.07268	48	35	12	1
4543	Change can be good but not always!	1.2917	0.06630	48	34	14	0
4544	I wish people would pay me more attention.	1.2917	0.07268	48	35	12	1
4545	So there is something wrong with your skin, is there?	1.2917	0.06076	72	53	17	2
4546	I hate this couch.	1.2917	0.07854	48	36	10	2
4547	Let me check my notes, no there are no Princesses available for lizards.	1.2917	0.07854	48	36	10	2
4548	Hmm, this is a defense mechanism I’m not used to treating.	1.2917	0.07854	48	36	10	2
4549	Do you think I'll ever be able to date again, Doctor?	1.2917	0.07854	48	36	10	2
4550	I thought I was cool until I discovered the word "wallflower"	1.2917	0.07268	48	35	12	1
4551	Describing his patient as 'a horse of a different color' wasn't even close.	1.2917	0.06390	72	54	15	3
4552	Well, Mr. Samsa, this does remind me of your last nightmare.	1.2917	0.08400	48	37	8	3
4553	Sounds like a classic case of Imposter Syndrome...	1.2917	0.08912	48	38	6	4
4554	No, doc, I don't think I'm hiding feelings...	1.2917	0.06630	48	34	14	0
4555	Rapunzel said therapy would be good for me. She said you come fairly recommended	1.2917	0.06630	48	34	14	0
4556	*fly on the wall	1.2917	0.06630	48	34	14	0
4557	How long have you had this craving for human flesh?	1.2917	0.06689	72	55	13	4
4558	These party tricks are all very well, but there comes a time when you must accept the fact that you are just a lizard.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4559	Whoa! What makes you think that I am trying to hide something?	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
4560	My mother left when I was only a few days old.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
4561	[writing notes] At first, he appears to be thick-skinned, but in fact he's profoundly insecure.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
4562	Let’s touch upon your desire to change with each new relationship you enter into.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4563	I wouldn’t worry about your baser instincts. They are all perfectly normal.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
4564	I feel like a fish out of water	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4565	What do you mean I'm a like a wallflower?	1.2909	0.06181	55	39	16	0
4566	It’s like I’m invisible.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
4567	Yeah? Well can your amygdala do this?	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
4568	Any improvement on the body dysmorphia?	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4569	Tell me about the pattern on your crib.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4570	No. I wouldn't say I'm homeless, just a victim of loss of habitat.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
4571	And how long have you had these feelings of invisibility?	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
4572	The smelly old gray couch you had before was a lot easier, even though it did remind me of my Uncle Clarence.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4573	No, Doc, it's not that I feel invisible or even have this deep-seated need to always blend in, what's really driving me crazy is your plaid jacket with those striped pants!	1.2909	0.06181	55	39	16	0
4574	A blessing AND a curse. Can you clarify that?	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4575	You feel people are not paying attention to you, so I suggest you try tweeting.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4576	Do you feel that you’ve been heard but not seen?	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4577	You really think my parents have something to do with this?	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4578	There is no “you.”	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
4579	Sometimes I feel that nobody really sees me.	1.2909	0.06181	55	39	16	0
4580	She acts like I'm not even there.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4581	I lost a lot of friends this year.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4582	What I have to do for people to notice me? I already eat flies	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4583	Looks like my 4 o’clock patient is running late..	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4584	Why do you feel the constant need to blend in?	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4585	Its like can you even see me anymore?	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4586	Gladys, I asked you to please send in the next patient!	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4587	Ya gotta help me, doc. I feel invisible.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4588	No one even approached me.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
4589	...patient worries he does not blend in...	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
4590	‘I quite often find myself looking lost’	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
4591	I want you to stop letting the outside world define you.	1.2903	0.06250	62	45	16	1
4592	I don't usually do couples therapy, but I'll make an exception for you and your partner.	1.2903	0.07046	62	47	12	3
4593	Pardon me, but do you have a couch with different upholstery?	1.2903	0.06660	62	46	14	2
4594	What makes you think you have a reptilian brain?	1.2903	0.07411	62	48	10	4
4595	I’m listening! Tell me about your relationship with the veterinarian?	1.2903	0.06660	62	46	14	2
4596	Do you ever have the feeling that people see right through you?	1.2903	0.07760	62	49	8	5
4597	Client craves attention but seems fundamentally disadvantaged.	1.2903	0.06250	62	45	16	1
4598	Actually, a cockroach is the more traditional metamorphosis.	1.2903	0.07411	62	48	10	4
4599	I don't know Doc, it's like she doesn't see me anymore...	1.2903	0.07411	62	48	10	4
4600	So, I've got insects, leaves, buds and fruit. Is there anything else I should put on the grocery list?	1.2903	0.06660	62	46	14	2
4601	Now, moving on to your identity crisis...	1.2903	0.07046	62	47	12	3
4602	The first steps in reducing your impulsivity are to lie down, take some deep breaths, and reflect on your behavior.	1.2903	0.05812	62	44	18	0
4603	Let's discuss these fabricated feelings.	1.2903	0.06660	62	46	14	2
4604	Mr. Lizard is my name, eating flies is my game.	1.2903	0.07411	62	48	10	4
4605	I don’t feel like you really see me	1.2903	0.07046	62	47	12	3
4606	I just feel like they never notice me	1.2903	0.07046	62	47	12	3
4607	And may I speak with the "blue you"?	1.2899	0.06229	69	51	16	2
4608	Notes on the case of L. Gekko: Patient is clearly an enabler.	1.2899	0.06562	69	52	14	3
4609	I just feel inadequate at my job. I don't feel seen at all. I don't stand out. I'm just another worker to them.	1.2899	0.06229	69	51	16	2
4610	Tell me again --how long have you felt invisible to others...?	1.2899	0.06879	69	53	12	4
4611	Note : Has no tail or tongue envy complex at all.	1.2899	0.05502	69	49	20	0
4612	I am not writing with a praying mantis.	1.2899	0.06562	69	52	14	3
4613	I don’t feel like I blend in with society	1.2899	0.06229	69	51	16	2
4614	Do you think a zebra can change its stripes?	1.2899	0.06879	69	53	12	4
4615	Apparently, "just keep swimming" did not solve all of my problems.	1.2899	0.06562	69	52	14	3
4616	I just can’t shake the feeling that everyone is copying me..	1.2899	0.06562	69	52	14	3
4617	Remarkable. I've never seen a couch change patterns like that. Thanks for bringing it in. This chair is from an aardvark, but it does nothing. But back to your order. That's a Greek salad and flies in your soup. Anything to drink? Burrrrrrrrrrrp!	1.2889	0.07536	45	33	11	1
4618	Chameleon stole my sofa’s look.	1.2889	0.08179	45	34	9	2
4619	I wouldn’t say “codependent”	1.2889	0.08179	45	34	9	2
4620	Sigh, my mother was rather cold. But what do you expect from a reptile?	1.2889	0.08179	45	34	9	2
4621	But doctor, aren’t all ENFPs social chameleons?	1.2889	0.06833	45	32	13	0
4622	Hey doc! If I wanted someone to treat me like I’m invisible, I could have spent the 50 minutes at home with my wife for free.	1.2889	0.07536	45	33	11	1
4623	Skin issues are meant to go to the dermatologist, not a psychiatrist	1.2889	0.07536	45	33	11	1
4624	I see here that you seem to be a bit of a wallflower.	1.2889	0.08775	45	35	7	3
4625	How long have you been having this—what do you call it— reptile dysfunction?	1.2889	0.08179	45	34	9	2
4626	Y our obsession to blend in is both obvious and disturbing.	1.2889	0.07536	45	33	11	1
4627	Excuse me...I'm here.	1.2889	0.07536	45	33	11	1
4628	Same old problem. This one said too much variety too.	1.2889	0.08179	45	34	9	2
4629	Thanks for noticing, Larry. Have there been any other changes since I had the couch reupholstered?	1.2889	0.08179	45	34	9	2
4630	So.. You feel overlooked?	1.2889	0.08179	45	34	9	2
4631	Yes, we all cling to certain patterns of behavior, such as norms of attire, that appease society. Why do you ask?	1.2889	0.07536	45	33	11	1
4632	So I guess I can change the world now	1.2889	0.08179	45	34	9	2
4633	But this is my nature, why are you writing it down like an diagnosis?	1.2889	0.06833	45	32	13	0
4634	The patient exhibits a chameleon effect and good taste.	1.2885	0.07929	52	40	9	3
4635	I swear doc, my life hasn't been the same since he ran off to do those GEICO commercials.	1.2885	0.06913	52	38	13	1
4636	Dr. I'm serious, I always wear a mask but for some reason nobody ever believes me.	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4637	Draw me like that "Titanic" movie.	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4638	Where did you go just now?	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4639	Now, please tell me all about your compulsions--I'll just be a fly on the wall.	1.2885	0.06913	52	38	13	1
4640	And how long have you felt the need to camouflage ?	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4641	You might be changing your skin, but you’re not going to change your gender identity.	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4642	I think it's time to work on the inner chameleon.	1.2885	0.06913	52	38	13	1
4643	If only we could spot a pattern	1.2885	0.06913	52	38	13	1
4644	Sometimes I feel like others just don't see me..	1.2885	0.06344	52	37	15	0
4645	Gee Doc, I’ve been feeling really creepy lately!	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4646	You want to be famous? Yes, Iguana be a rockstar.	1.2885	0.06913	52	38	13	1
4647	I tend to just blend into the background at parties.	1.2885	0.07929	52	40	9	3
4648	Who’s the next patient?	1.2885	0.06344	52	37	15	0
4649	..let’s talk identity issues.	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4650	Tell me more about your strugle to always blend in.	1.2885	0.06913	52	38	13	1
4651	I can't help you until you decide you want to change	1.2885	0.06913	52	38	13	1
4652	So, you're concerned that nobody can see the real you?	1.2885	0.07929	52	40	9	3
4653	Hi I am still here, if you looked at me you would understand	1.2885	0.06344	52	37	15	0
4654	You have read “The Cat in the Hat” a hundred times. How about “War In Peace?”	1.2885	0.06344	52	37	15	0
4655	Do you remember when you first experienced the urge to assimilate?	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4656	I swing from Van Gogh chroma to hints of Renoir.	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4657	All this blending in is making me anxious	1.2885	0.06344	52	37	15	0
4658	I think it's time for you to try standing out more	1.2885	0.06913	52	38	13	1
4659	You know, Doc, therapy has really helped me stop hiding from everything.	1.2885	0.06913	52	38	13	1
4660	It’s frustrating that most people see these changes as a form of camouflage, but really it’s how I express my emotions.	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4661	Let me guess, afraid you blend too well into the crowd?” “Actually, Doc, I’m worried about my mortgage.	1.2885	0.07929	52	40	9	3
4662	I just feel like nobody sees me ya’ know?	1.2885	0.06913	52	38	13	1
4663	What do you mean blending in is a defense mechanism?	1.2885	0.06344	52	37	15	0
4664	Well, doctor, I think my anxiety mostly comes from the fear of blending into my surroundings	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4665	Iguana be honest with you Doc, I don’t know why I’m here.	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4666	Subject appears to be suffering from a severe impersonation complex	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
4667	Everyone says I’m cold blooded, but I’m really very sensitive to my surroundings.	1.2881	0.06419	59	43	15	1
4668	So you feel like they only like you because of the car commercials?	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4669	Help, doctor! I always feel so - invisible.	1.2881	0.07273	59	45	11	3
4670	Let's throw away the textbook, shall we?	1.2881	0.06419	59	43	15	1
4671	Try not to damage my couch.” Don Dechman. Austin T	1.2881	0.05947	59	42	17	0
4672	So you feel invisible	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4673	Since my vaccination I've noticed a weird fascination with catching flies	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4674	To overcome your abandonment issues, you'll need a thick skin.	1.2881	0.07273	59	45	11	3
4675	I think you take a surface level approach to your problems. Try to go deeper.	1.2881	0.07273	59	45	11	3
4676	You can't stand out if you insist on blending in.	1.2881	0.06419	59	43	15	1
4677	Client exhibits a strong desire to blend in"	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4678	I told you last session, paisley turns me on, NOT pretty little daisies!	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4679	I’m ready Finally blending in	1.2881	0.06419	59	43	15	1
4680	But, but, those are just Boy George lyrics.	1.2881	0.07273	59	45	11	3
4681	Well, that covers the miocene era. What about the pliocene?	1.2881	0.06419	59	43	15	1
4682	Please don't roll your eyes at me.	1.2881	0.06419	59	43	15	1
4683	I can also do plaid.	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4684	So, describe your feelings when you didn't get the part for this national car insurance ad.	1.2881	0.07273	59	45	11	3
4685	Well I would recommend... Hey! Where'd you go?	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4686	I think you might be confusing Kafka with Zelig.	1.2881	0.07273	59	45	11	3
4687	You haven’t had a bug for six months?	1.2881	0.07273	59	45	11	3
4688	I’m co-dependent now because I like your couch fabric? Come on!	1.2881	0.06419	59	43	15	1
4689	I want to be different, but no matter what I do I just seem to blend-in.	1.2881	0.06419	59	43	15	1
4690	You can hide from many things, but not your deep-seated and unsettling obsession with the Hemsworth brothers.	1.2881	0.05947	59	42	17	0
4691	Don't worry, I am not writing about you. I am doing my shopping list.	1.2881	0.07273	59	45	11	3
4692	So, on an intellectual level at least, you are aware that this whole metamorphosis thing is just some compulsive fantasy.	1.2881	0.06419	59	43	15	1
4693	Try and keep up....I just changed my mind again (too).	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4694	Note to self: Stop using those mushrooms before sessions.	1.2881	0.07664	59	46	9	4
4695	I’ll show you I’ve moved beyond the pre-contemplation stage...	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4696	why am i so fickle?	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4697	Worried I'm falling into the same old patterns, Doc.	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4698	I am telling you, I am not a chamaleon, my name is Catherine Deneuve!	1.2881	0.07664	59	46	9	4
4699	are you writing that I changed to match the sofa? Please don’t write that. I can change back.	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4700	Client made an embarrassing joke and blended into the background	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
4701	Oh darn! I'm invisible again!!!	1.2879	0.06392	66	49	15	2
4702	So Dr Jeckell, tell me more about this new personality	1.2879	0.06392	66	49	15	2
4703	My identity crisis is that I get mistaken for bat dung.	1.2879	0.06392	66	49	15	2
4704	It's a jungle out there.	1.2879	0.05404	66	49	16	1
4705	I feel like my colors keep changing as I read the room. Is it people-pleasing trauma?	1.2879	0.06747	66	50	13	3
4706	: "Hello! Hello? Can anybody see me?"	1.2879	0.06392	66	49	15	2
4707	Karma—they said it comes and goes	1.2879	0.06017	66	48	17	1
4708	What a silly little guy you are.	1.2879	0.06392	66	49	15	2
4709	Every time I put on my camouflage jacket it causes a glitch in the Matrix. That's mostly where my anxiety comes from.	1.2879	0.06392	66	49	15	2
4710	I should not have gone to Community College...	1.2879	0.06747	66	50	13	3
4711	So you blame your insomnia on Jeff Goldblum?	1.2877	0.06006	73	54	17	2
4712	I can understand why finding a mate might be difficult	1.2877	0.06315	73	55	15	3
4713	Seems uncomfortable in his skin.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
4714	It is recommended that you wear eyeglasses for colorblindness.	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
4715	It's hard to pin your diagnosis down since it's so changeable.	1.2857	0.06091	56	40	16	0
4716	Hmmm, tell me more about this desire to fade into your surroundings.	1.2857	0.05051	49	38	10	1
4717	'I was just trying out different backgrounds for my calls.'	1.2857	0.06167	63	46	16	1
4718	You know, doc, sometimes I just feel like people don't see me	1.2857	0.05737	63	45	18	0
4719	As I've told you countless times in the past, LIZARD has one Z	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4720	Don't ignore me Doc, I'm still here on the couch.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4721	So you feel you are not being seen……	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4722	You always seem to fit in.	1.2857	0.06569	63	47	14	2
4723	You can’t hide forever.	1.2857	0.06521	49	35	14	0
4724	No, I don't remember much about my relationship with my mother, but, for as long as I can remember, I've just felt...so...invisible.	1.2857	0.06167	63	46	16	1
4725	Wait! Are you writing about how severe paranoia makes my camouflage kick in?!	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
4726	I always need to fit in.	1.2857	0.06091	56	40	16	0
4727	You're trouble is that you try to blend in too much.	1.2857	0.05737	63	45	18	0
4728	You got games on your phone?	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4729	So, how does this suit make you feel?	1.2857	0.07715	49	37	10	2
4730	You need to be more visable	1.2857	0.06569	63	47	14	2
4731	Everyone feels invisible occasionally. But pouncing and swallowing everything is not the answer.	1.2857	0.06569	63	47	14	2
4732	I don't want to keep changing. I am tired of being a pleaser.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4733	I think my greatest fear is being overlooked.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
4734	I don't know Doc, I guess I feel like nobody knows the real me.	1.2857	0.07835	42	31	10	1
4735	Lacks self-confidence, always try’s to blend in...	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4736	Sir, if you relax on the day bed this works better.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
4737	My mother loved floral patterns on me!	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
4738	So you feel like you just “blend into the background”?	1.2857	0.05737	63	45	18	0
4739	What precisely is your problem,Mr. Zelig?	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4740	So how long have you had this phobia about women's handbags?	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4741	Are we feeling a little tongue-tied?	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4742	Does this sofa make my hips look big?	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
4743	Karma, get off the couch!	1.2857	0.06569	63	47	14	2
4744	I have never told anyone else about my ability to camouflage.	1.2857	0.06521	49	35	14	0
4745	Plaid! Stripes! Please let me jump on you!	1.2857	0.07055	42	30	12	0
4746	Doc, it’s as if she doesn’t even see me.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4747	"I'm going to prescribe a monochromatic straight jacket."	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4748	Note: Patient struggles with individuality.	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4749	You're clearly stuck in survival mode so I'm going to need to see you three days a week.	1.2857	0.07835	42	31	10	1
4750	I feel invisible Doc. People just walk by me without any acknowledgement that I'm there. How do I get people to notice me?	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
4751	You have a pattern of compatibility	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
4752	I totally relate to feeling unnoticed and unappreciated.	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4753	I need your help, despite my best attempts at independence, I just keep confirming to the world around me.	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4754	Have trouble with your scales too?	1.2857	0.06167	63	46	16	1
4755	When I first noticed the change, my blood ran cold!	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4756	The petals bring out the yellow in your eyes. But let's look at why it's important to you that I like what you're wearing.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
4757	So exactly when was it that you decided to abandon the human look?	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4758	Doc, I've been feeling a little off-color lately.	1.2857	0.07715	49	37	10	2
4759	So you're saying you seem to have a problem with blending in?	1.2857	0.06521	49	35	14	0
4760	Your shoes would match my outfit better.	1.2857	0.06091	56	40	16	0
4761	You spell it "Gecko," not "Geico"!	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
4762	I need to use the bathroom	1.2857	0.06948	63	48	12	3
4763	Patient: Mrs. C...another no-show.	1.2857	0.06521	49	35	14	0
4764	I prefer Dr Freud, he was more colorful.	1.2857	0.06091	56	40	16	0
4765	Well Doc, is it imposter syndrome?	1.2857	0.07835	42	31	10	1
4766	hmm, I see..And this overwhelming obsession to change yourself entirely to fit or blend in began...when?	1.2857	0.06569	63	47	14	2
4767	Stop hiding from everything...literally.	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4768	It all started with Darwin's voyage to the Galapagos.	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4769	I'm telling you, Doctor, it's karma karma karma karma karma.	1.2857	0.06569	63	47	14	2
4770	Why do you think no no me notices you?	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4771	It would appear that yoor problem is an overactive ig	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
4772	does my outfit make you anxious ?	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
4773	so what you are saying is i cant smoke in here?	1.2857	0.08748	49	39	6	4
4774	Am I having transference?	1.2857	0.06948	63	48	12	3
4775	Cognitive Behavior Therapy is not a universal panacea.	1.2857	0.08544	42	32	8	2
4776	Are you noting that I have a problem with my inability to stand out. I can’t help but be a wallflower, my skin just blends with the background.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
4777	This one keeps changing his story.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4778	If you don’t see me for me, how will anyone else?	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4779	Yours is a textbook case of how the enviroment in which we find ourselves provoques behavioral change"	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
4780	What are you writing down?! Don’t treat me like I’m invisible.	1.2857	0.07835	42	31	10	1
4781	This client never shows	1.2857	0.07055	42	30	12	0
4782	„Hey Mister Joyful, have you seen Mister Freud?”	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
4783	Sorry I didn’t see you there still writing up previous patient Yes need to work on your fears of being seen.	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
4784	What happen to active listening doc?	1.2857	0.07835	42	31	10	1
4785	In this world of adversities, I choose to stay calm and focus on my work	1.2857	0.07715	49	37	10	2
4786	Ok. So you say the problem is he doesn’t see you for who you are, correct?	1.2857	0.06091	56	40	16	0
4787	Day 25: ‘The cushion keeps staring at me, should I leave those pills?’	1.2857	0.08248	49	38	8	3
4788	I just feel like I am not noticed.	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4789	Nope your issues aren't going to disappear by blending in	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4790	I’m proud to be from a blended family, but there’s gotta be more out there for me than my stepdad’s insurance business.	1.2857	0.07143	49	36	12	1
4791	I guess I don’t have to ask you how that makes you feel	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
4792	What stands out, in your mind?	1.2857	0.06793	70	54	12	4
4793	I just feel like people can't see the real me, ya know?	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4794	Tell me doc, why do I constantly blend in when I want to stand out?	1.2857	0.06352	56	43	11	2
4795	Dr, I really love this couch	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
4796	And this “I” you keep referring to, they’re here right now with us?	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
4797	Do you know how hard it is to blend in with a mask on?	1.2857	0.06948	63	48	12	3
4798	All my life I just wanted to stand out.	1.2842	0.05731	95	73	17	5
4799	What's with chameleons? They never show up.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
4800	You’ve been having trouble finding yourself, you say?	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
4801	Classic late-diagnosis female Asperger with overly efficient masking strategies. Feels 'uncomfortable in her own skin.'	1.2838	0.05937	74	55	17	2
4802	is: “Some days I feel like everyone’s looking right through me.”	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
4803	I just want to be seen for me."	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
4804	Your reptilian brain is in high gear today.	1.2836	0.06660	67	51	13	3
4805	Now, if you stand again the wall with those pants on you’ll be invisible from the waist down.	1.2836	0.07307	67	53	9	5
4806	Ignoring my cheapskate patient. Session's over yet she tries to fool me into a free ten minutes.	1.2836	0.07307	67	53	9	5
4807	Mr. E. Guana is it, When did you first feel the need to fit in?	1.2836	0.05942	67	49	17	1
4808	Yes, Brad, 'Regression Therapy' is completely safe.	1.2836	0.06311	67	50	15	2
4809	Must couch adaptation disorder in terms patient will understand.	1.2833	0.06761	60	45	13	2
4810	I’ve told you not to read my notes	1.2833	0.06761	60	45	13	2
4811	When did you first noticed this need to blend in?	1.2833	0.05867	60	43	17	0
4812	"So the kids in your school made fun of you because you were 'different?' Do you want to tell me more?"	1.2833	0.05867	60	43	17	0
4813	My wife says that I've become cold-blooded, Doc.	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
4814	So, at what age did you discover you liked eating insects?	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
4815	It's interesting that you object to my couch upholstery....	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
4816	Patient's reptilian brain is displaying high levels of activity.	1.2833	0.06761	60	45	13	2
4817	How long have you believed you are a couch?	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
4818	Snapped a fly off my bald head from three feet, impulsive but impressive.	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
4819	Before I bring in the next patient, please remove any flies on the wall.	1.2833	0.06761	60	45	13	2
4820	Let's talk more about that day on the New York City subway.	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
4821	Looks like you'll blend right in here...	1.2833	0.06103	60	46	12	2
4822	People think I am a monster. I am so depressed.	1.2833	0.07551	60	47	9	4
4823	Sometimes I just want to disappear.	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
4824	Somehow I have the feeling that nobody really sees me.	1.2833	0.05867	60	43	17	0
4825	You misspelled "camouflage."	1.2833	0.07551	60	47	9	4
4826	Hmm..there’s been a huge personality change since our last session.	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
4827	Interesting. When did you first realize that you were a chameleon?	1.2833	0.07167	60	46	11	3
4828	And how has being unable to show your ‘true colors’ affected your romantic relationships?	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
4829	I find it hard to be myself around others	1.2833	0.06761	60	45	13	2
4830	You just have to surround yourself with some positivity.	1.2833	0.06761	60	45	13	2
4831	Yes, I’m still here! As I was saying, I feel my recent struggles with anonymity are directly related to David Attenborough	1.2833	0.06761	60	45	13	2
4832	so, why do you feel unnoticed?	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
4833	Would you please consider switching to a solid color couch?	1.2833	0.05867	60	43	17	0
4834	What brings you here? Well, My wife says I don’t do well with change.	1.2833	0.07167	60	46	11	3
4835	‘I feel like I’m always changing myself to suit others, Doc’	1.2833	0.07167	60	46	11	3
4836	You say lizard-brained like it's a bad thing	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4837	Even thou you think I can’t see you, your billing for this session hasn’t stopped.”	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
4838	I just don't think you are showing me your true colors.	1.2830	0.06803	53	39	13	1
4839	Blending in is easy, but I'm here because I'm losing my grip."	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4840	.... the stress of being an insurance spokesman is upending my life.	1.2830	0.08249	53	42	7	4
4841	Seems well-adapted, but tend to be controlled by his lizard brain.	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
4842	No, really, I can change.	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4843	the patient seems to be missing again when I ask about his mother	1.2830	0.06803	53	39	13	1
4844	Well, you changed colours. Clearly it’s not reptile dysfunction.”	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4845	Carter's stomach began to tighten as Dr. Feingold made a note to have his couch reupholstered with beige pleather.	1.2830	0.06803	53	39	13	1
4846	I am always smiling and happy, but who would know?	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4847	I want to walk into a room and just blend in.	1.2830	0.06803	53	39	13	1
4848	I'm have this nagging fear that my ancestors might have been human.	1.2830	0.06803	53	39	13	1
4849	Is that pronounced Gila or Jila?	1.2830	0.08249	53	42	7	4
4850	Do you feel any different	1.2830	0.06247	53	38	15	0
4851	It was one helluva' night, I'll tell you"	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4852	So when did you get so cold-blooded?	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4853	Do you also feel unheard?	1.2830	0.06247	53	38	15	0
4854	.. and how does that make you feel?	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4855	I'm having problems finding someone like me.	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4856	#MyNewYorkerCaption "Did you feel what you felt when you felt it about your tasting like chicken?	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4857	To be, or not to be, that is always the question.	1.2830	0.06803	53	39	13	1
4858	‘Patient sick of blending in ,suggesting full body tattoo of arugula.’	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4859	You worry about how others see you.	1.2830	0.06247	53	38	15	0
4860	It all started when I got kicked out of fashion school...	1.2830	0.06803	53	39	13	1
4861	Damn Lizard again!	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
4862	The question is: why do you feel you have to try so hard?	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4863	…so then you pulled the lever for Trump and your skin began to crawl?	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
4864	Do you also do children’s parties?	1.2830	0.06803	53	39	13	1
4865	last time she left this thing here for 3 hours before she realized she forgot it	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4866	As a matter of fact, I do use Geico.	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
4867	I might be the cold blooded one, but she's the one that broke up with me over the PHONE.	1.2826	0.07397	46	34	11	1
4868	Hmmm.... ironically, your overwhelming desire to 'fit in' renders you socially invisible.	1.2826	0.08024	46	35	9	2
4869	Sometimes I guana give up.	1.2826	0.07397	46	34	11	1
4870	Discover your true self, you’re too accommodating.	1.2826	0.08605	46	36	7	3
4871	You're withdrawing again	1.2826	0.07397	46	34	11	1
4872	Since I was a wee lizard, I had a compulsion to fit in.	1.2826	0.08024	46	35	9	2
4873	So your deep fear is no one sees the real you?	1.2826	0.06712	46	33	13	0
4874	Let's start out with why you may feel invisible.	1.2826	0.07397	46	34	11	1
4875	I can't stop staring at people's fly's doctor."	1.2826	0.08605	46	36	7	3
4876	So how does this need to fit in manifest itself?	1.2826	0.08024	46	35	9	2
4877	We have a lot in common, but I'm not the one on the couch.	1.2826	0.07397	46	34	11	1
4878	Just making sure,Doc: that’s “a reptile dysfunction” - got it?	1.2826	0.08024	46	35	9	2
4879	I think you’ll finally feel outstanding with either serotonins or tie dye.	1.2826	0.08024	46	35	9	2
4880	So your friends find you fickle.	1.2826	0.07397	46	34	11	1
4881	Hallucinating about blending into any background is self-deception, but thinking you're deceiving others too is neurotic?	1.2826	0.07397	46	34	11	1
4882	I don’t know maybe it’s just my karma	1.2826	0.07397	46	34	11	1
4883	So, you said you have trouble standing out?	1.2826	0.08024	46	35	9	2
4884	Camouflage isn't the answer to escaping socially awkward situations	1.2826	0.06712	46	33	13	0
4885	Let’s look on the bright side. At least you know you’re different”	1.2826	0.07397	46	34	11	1
4886	So Larry, how long have you been dealing with anxiety and fear of being seen or noticed?	1.2826	0.07397	46	34	11	1
4887	I feel like I’m no longer evolving.	1.2817	0.05376	71	51	20	0
4888	Your as hard to analyze as Trump...	1.2817	0.06401	71	54	14	3
4889	I am warming up to this. Beginning to like him!	1.2817	0.05560	71	54	15	2
4890	Doc, only you can see my true colours	1.2817	0.05738	71	52	18	1
4891	A textbook 300.14	1.2812	0.06853	64	49	12	3
4892	So why do you think you are always trying to blend in?	1.2812	0.06087	64	47	16	1
4893	He saw the writing and thought, "Huh!? I am NOT a friggin amphibian!!!"	1.2812	0.06481	64	48	14	2
4894	An exogenous variable observes an economist at work	1.2812	0.06087	64	47	16	1
4895	I'm starting to see your true colors	1.2812	0.06087	64	47	16	1
4896	Of course I adapt well to my surroundings. I'm a chameleon!	1.2812	0.06481	64	48	14	2
4897	Do you ever feel like you're just trying to blend in?	1.2812	0.06853	64	49	12	3
4898	I feel like everything I do goes unnoticed.	1.2812	0.06853	64	49	12	3
4899	And how long have you had these urges to change your coloring?	1.2812	0.06853	64	49	12	3
4900	So, just what do you mean by "Kafka-esque"?	1.2812	0.06853	64	49	12	3
4901	Don't knock it. Surface change is a start.	1.2812	0.06087	64	47	16	1
4902	It’s not that I’m SEEING things - it’s just the feeling that something is looking over my shoulder.	1.2812	0.06481	64	48	14	2
4903	I just don't feel seen doctor. It's like everyone looks right past me.	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
4904	That's it, free your inner lizard	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
4905	Every time I try to show my true colors to someone, I feel like I’m invisible.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
4906	I think you don’t understand. I have a generic adaptive skin condition not multiple personalities	1.2807	0.08209	57	46	6	5
4907	I see... so do you always get performance anxiety around bold design fabrics?	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
4908	Keep talking. My role is to be like a fly on the wall.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
4909	So your issue is you don't like to blend in ?	1.2807	0.06005	57	41	16	0
4910	I'm depressed and need a fresh start...how about auto insurance?	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
4911	Don't get too comfortable, my next patient is an eagle.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
4912	I don't know - I just don't feel like I fit in!	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
4913	This is the third week in a row she has missed an appointment. Her records show a degree of shyness.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
4914	A chameleon that not longer wants to be chintzy.	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
4915	I told you I was a reptile when you picked me up.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
4916	I'm just barely hanging on, doc.	1.2807	0.06005	57	41	16	0
4917	...a dozen eggs, cherry tomatoes, olive oil, non-fat milk, and a large bottle of vodka."	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
4918	I never feel seen.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
4919	At what point in one’s career is the upholstery syndrome supposed to go away?	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
4920	You seem to be questioning your sense of self.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
4921	Nice camouflage, but I can still see you.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
4922	Last week, I sat on a holographic sticker by mistake.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
4923	The actual psychiatry office I admitted myself to for the past 5 months has used laptops and desktop computers with editing suite monitors to spend the entire session discussing a form to submit to a company for prescriptions in lieu of insurance. Today I went there in person for the first time and it was a tiny room with a man proudly displaying his Nurse Practitioner degree who didn't know what to say except that the last lady I saw quit and proceeded to tell me about what the form I already submitted was, in a way that implied I was too stupid to care (even more ironic is that we're waiting on him to sign it). The entire time, a silent woman sat adjacent transcribing the entire conversation as if somewhere between a court stenographer and piano maestro, both of them typing/composing what seemed to be an urgent concerto anytime I spoke. That's the environment they expect people to open up about their trauma in. Now look at this cartoon, and you tell me which scenario you think is weird. I'll take a notepad and an Iguana over the insanity disguised as our modern, hip mental health services. @p.l.carrico	1.2807	0.08209	57	46	6	5
4924	Why are you so scared to show your true colors?	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
4925	Colour me empathetic!	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
4926	Is the world blind? Or it is my delusion?	1.2807	0.06005	57	41	16	0
4927	Oh, by all means, have a little snooze. Then when you wake up you can finish telling me about your horrible childhood. It doesn't bother me that my insurance doesn't cover these sessions!	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
4928	I’ll still have to charge him for the session if he doesn’t show.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
4929	Why do you think you feel unseen?	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
4930	I can't help blending in with my surroundings	1.2800	0.08101	50	39	8	3
4931	I feel like nobody notices me	1.2800	0.08101	50	39	8	3
4932	Last time when I woke up I was a cockroach.	1.2800	0.07581	50	38	10	2
4933	And when did you realize you weren't human?	1.2800	0.07022	50	37	12	1
4934	I get why Susan wants me to change but I just like eating fly’s and have never been a fancy dinner type of guy.	1.2800	0.08101	50	39	8	3
4935	Well, R.D. stands for 'Reptile Dysfunction,' which is quite common in chameleons approaching their 40's.	1.2800	0.07022	50	37	12	1
4936	I understand - 'Death of a Salesman' must have been a real wake-up call.	1.2800	0.07022	50	37	12	1
4937	Doc,I feel so invisible all the time…like no one really sees me, ya know?	1.2800	0.07022	50	37	12	1
4938	You say you're tired of blending in all the time but don't know how to change that....	1.2800	0.07581	50	38	10	2
4939	It isn’t enough to simply “uana” change.	1.2800	0.06414	50	36	14	0
4940	Sure it's not you, it's me	1.2800	0.07581	50	38	10	2
4941	I feel very self-conscious when my tail falls off.	1.2800	0.07022	50	37	12	1
4942	Subject has no trouble changing, but nothing more sustainable or less superficial ensues. Needs further work.	1.2800	0.07581	50	38	10	2
4943	I hate florals, I hate stripes, and I really hate Harris Tweed!	1.2800	0.06414	50	36	14	0
4944	5 across is a. n. o. l. e.	1.2800	0.07581	50	38	10	2
4945	How do you feel about wallpaper?	1.2800	0.06414	50	36	14	0
4946	So if you miss more often than not then perhaps you need to visit an optometrist about your vision rather than thinking you have a short tongue	1.2800	0.07581	50	38	10	2
4947	‘recently i’ve felt some sort of... change... coming over me’	1.2800	0.05554	75	55	19	1
4948	...sick and tired of blending in... hm, feeling overlooked by both men and women...	1.2800	0.07022	50	37	12	1
4949	Is this mauve?	1.2800	0.07581	50	38	10	2
4950	Did you know anxiety comes from our reptilian brain?	1.2800	0.07581	50	38	10	2
4951	I just feel like I’m not being seen, you know	1.2800	0.06414	50	36	14	0
4952	You can’t hide from your issues forever	1.2800	0.07581	50	38	10	2
4953	I’m sorry that won’t work, the hour is up, it’s time to go.	1.2800	0.06414	50	36	14	0
4954	I can be anything, hence I am nothing	1.2800	0.06414	50	36	14	0
4955	Change starts from within.	1.2794	0.05869	68	50	17	1
4956	Did you get the part about plaids?	1.2794	0.06231	68	51	15	2
4957	Now tell me, how long have you felt this overwhelming sense of being invisible to your peers?	1.2794	0.06231	68	51	15	2
4958	I see that you are feeling blue.... and rep ..... and now purple.	1.2794	0.06900	68	53	11	4
4959	Hmm...actually, I don’t see.	1.2794	0.06574	68	52	13	3
4960	And how do these changes make you feel?	1.2791	0.07680	43	32	10	1
4961	It's not whether you can change, it's whether you should.	1.2791	0.08370	43	33	8	2
4962	You can’t hide your feelings.	1.2791	0.07680	43	32	10	1
4963	So when did you start thinking you were a gargoyle?	1.2791	0.08370	43	33	8	2
4964	Thoughts of a tiny lizard: “Something’s wrong doc. You’re supposed to be a shrink.”	1.2791	0.08370	43	33	8	2
4965	Yes, I have always felt I had to fit in.	1.2791	0.06921	43	31	12	0
4966	On the contrary, I feel your name matches your personality perfectly, Camille.	1.2791	0.07680	43	32	10	1
4967	So you're frustrated because you want to stand out.	1.2791	0.06921	43	31	12	0
4968	Yes, yes, change. But have you considered the light bulb?	1.2791	0.07680	43	32	10	1
4969	My wife treats me like I’m invisible	1.2791	0.06921	43	31	12	0
4970	Be honest doc. Does this couch make me look fat?	1.2791	0.08370	43	33	8	2
4971	In a twist of irony, you appear to be talking to the couch sir	1.2791	0.09007	43	34	6	3
4972	The mysterious Mr. Gecko missed his appointment again	1.2791	0.08370	43	33	8	2
4973	You need to put yourself out there!	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4974	O, to see a fly on the wall.	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4975	'Thinks he's a lizard.	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4976	And how long have you had this fear of evolution?	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4977	Who am I doc? How did I get to be like this?	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4978	Tell me about your anger issues.	1.2787	0.04136	61	46	15	0
4979	It's just, sometimes, I feel like a chameleon in both a literal and metaphoric sense.	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4980	You say this couch reminds you of your mother - let’s explore that.	1.2787	0.06666	61	46	13	2
4981	How long have you felt like you stand out in a crowd?	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4982	Thanks for coming to couples counseling, I am glad you both could make it -- Eric Riggle	1.2787	0.05788	61	44	17	0
4983	Its always,try being yourself !	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4984	They keep saying I’m ‘Karma’, but I mostly feel like a Gemini	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4985	So since when are they saying you change a lot?	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4986	You've got to stop blending in at work if you want to get that raise	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4987	You see you're trying too hard to conform. You have to learn to stand out, you know.	1.2787	0.06242	61	45	15	1
4988	So you’re in a sports bar, resting by a plate of wings. Then what?	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
4989	Yeah? Well, MY lizard brain tells me that this blank slate interpretation thing is not cutting it. And your couch is not ergonomically correct, either. Where do you keep the snacks?	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
4990	So you say you are searching for the Karma, Chameleon?	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
4991	When did you first realize that you were trying to pass	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
4992	This is the first patient who seems to want to play hide and seek.	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
4993	I feel like everyone wants me to change.	1.2778	0.06152	54	39	15	0
4994	Do you want to change?	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
4995	And then I emerged from the primordial ooze and...hey Doc are you listening?	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
4996	I often get overwhelmed by my surroundings.	1.2778	0.05672	72	53	18	1
4997	Accepting being non-binary was easy, deciding to be called ‘Camille’ or ‘Leon’ is the hard part.	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
4998	No, I never said my couch had pinstripes!	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
4999	...has trouble standing out.	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
5000	Hmmm, another no-show for his appointment.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
5001	I thought this was a job interview!	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
5002	I know, Doc, I know. I’m expressing my co-dependent merger pattern again. But can you switch to plaid while I work on it? These flowers make my tail look big.	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
5003	I've always tried my best to fit in.	1.2778	0.06152	54	39	15	0
5004	I know I need to get out and meet new people, but without my mask it seems like people just seem to look through me.	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
5005	Umm, I’m still here	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
5006	Your feeling at one with my couch today. Tell me more about that.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
5007	Having an issue with dry scaly skin.	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
5008	I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I don’t think you should change.	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
5009	Can you really understand all the changes I’ve been through by just sitting there ... look at me ... please	1.2778	0.05316	72	52	20	0
5010	If only I could hide from Mother.	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
5011	When you're blue, find a new place to hang out.	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
5012	I feel I have no identity, as I never get to see my own skin.	1.2778	0.06152	54	39	15	0
5013	Patients Lizard Brain behaviors show an obvious pattern of assimilation.	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
5014	I can’t tell where it stops and I begin anymore.	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
5015	As I was saying, last year I had all the parks to myself and now the vaccine has ruined everything	1.2778	0.06152	54	39	15	0
5016	‘So what is it about change that you find difficult?’	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
5017	Did you get the part where I said no one ever sees me? Yes? Ok, how about the part where I said I feel invisible? What about the part where.....	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
5018	So, you’re still having trouble fitting in...?	1.2778	0.06152	54	39	15	0
5019	It’s karma	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
5020	I’d suggest changing some of the colors on that drawing.	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
5021	I have this compulsion to blend in, doctor ...	1.2771	0.05766	83	63	17	3
5022	My 3 pm is late again.	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
5023	You are trying too hard to be like others around you	1.2769	0.05593	65	47	18	0
5024	Let's not leap to any conclusions here, Doc.	1.2769	0.05593	65	47	18	0
5025	Stop hissing, yes you are the worst case of regression I have ever seen!	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
5026	There's a joke in here. I just couldn't see it.	1.2769	0.06008	65	48	16	1
5027	Unchecked, losing yourself in your surroundings can be a problem	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
5028	Nobody seems to pay attention to me	1.2769	0.06008	65	48	16	1
5029	If I had to describe my problem, I’d say I feel like I have trouble blending in.	1.2769	0.06008	65	48	16	1
5030	Do you think I’m in crisis mode?	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
5031	It is my opinion that coming from a blended family is at the root of your problems.	1.2769	0.06395	65	49	14	2
5032	Why doesn’t anyone ever show up to their appointments on time”?!?!..	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
5033	.. & I just thought to myself, loving could be so easy if they were just red, gold, & green.	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
5034	I'm starting to feel like I can't even hold 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 attention anymore.	1.2769	0.06395	65	49	14	2
5035	I feel anxious around humans, they tend to change colours more than i ever did	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
5036	Doc, am I diverse enough?	1.2769	0.06008	65	48	16	1
5037	Yes, I can help you. But you have to want to change.	1.2766	0.07263	47	35	11	1
5038	I wouldn't say you're maladjusted.	1.2766	0.06595	47	34	13	0
5039	Could it be that you feel like you’ve become part of the furniture?	1.2766	0.07874	47	36	9	2
5040	You can't just keep changing who you are to fit in. Even if you actually can."	1.2766	0.07874	47	36	9	2
5041	Just once, I would really like to stand out in a crowd.	1.2766	0.06595	47	34	13	0
5042	Lay Back Down. That's a mole.	1.2766	0.08441	47	37	7	3
5043	Surely, we don't have to cover the whole Paleolithic period?	1.2766	0.07874	47	36	9	2
5044	Plaid and stripes are hard for everyone to pull off.	1.2766	0.08441	47	37	7	3
5045	And y'know, doc, for $400/hour I didn't expect to take on the cover of a Motel 6 pool lounger	1.2766	0.08441	47	37	7	3
5046	Ten sessions and that's it? "Easily adapts to new environments"?	1.2766	0.07263	47	35	11	1
5047	So, how long have you been having these feelings of invisibility?	1.2766	0.07874	47	36	9	2
5048	You can’t hide from your feelings forever	1.2766	0.05443	47	35	12	0
5049	Stop trying to make me like you.	1.2766	0.08441	47	37	7	3
5050	Chameleon, you come and go, but tell me your dreams.” #boygeorge #boygeorgeforeve	1.2766	0.07874	47	36	9	2
5051	I’m just worried I’ll never blend in, you know?	1.2766	0.07874	47	36	9	2
5052	I just can’t seem to find the real me	1.2766	0.07263	47	35	11	1
5053	A sponge gets a TV show before me? An aardvark? Even a platypus!?	1.2766	0.07263	47	35	11	1
5054	I just feel like nobody truly sees me	1.2766	0.07263	47	35	11	1
5055	Doctor - sometimes I feel like I just blend in	1.2766	0.06595	47	34	13	0
5056	So how long have you felt this urge to blend in?	1.2763	0.05493	76	56	19	1
5057	Patient exhibits disturbing pattern of trying to blend in when startled.	1.2759	0.06866	58	44	12	2
5058	Be who you really are, not what the world wants you to be.	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5059	You're not making this any easier for me, Doc.	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5060	Put the clipboard down and I'll show you.	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5061	How can I make him understand" Comma thought, "The need to fit in is REAL	1.2759	0.05920	58	42	16	0
5062	Did you get the part about my feeling different?	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5063	This patient has by far the most severe case of assimilation and accommodation I've ever encountered.	1.2759	0.05920	58	42	16	0
5064	I see...you’d like others to notice YOU for once.	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5065	But, why this compulsion to come and go?	1.2759	0.05920	58	42	16	0
5066	So how long have you had this overwhelming desire to fit in... to feel you need to be accepted as part of a whole instead of as a unique individual?	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5067	Any aggressive behavior in your past	1.2759	0.06866	58	44	12	2
5068	Today I'd like to talk about holding your tongue.	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5069	I find myself obsessing about my karma, karma, karma...	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5070	I’m having trouble with virtual backgrounds.	1.2759	0.05920	58	42	16	0
5071	Sometimes I feel like no one even knows I'm here.	1.2759	0.05920	58	42	16	0
5072	It all started when I realized I was in love with a leopard.	1.2759	0.07697	58	46	8	4
5073	Until we get some clarity on this fear of change you have, we'll hold off on re-visiting your disco years.	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5074	So you crawled out of the ocean. Then what?	1.2759	0.06866	58	44	12	2
5075	What makes you say you can't show your true colors?	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5076	So how long have you had this Paisley fetish?	1.2759	0.07293	58	45	10	3
5077	I don’t know, Doc, I feel like I’m invisible to the rest of the world.	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5078	im gay	1.2759	0.07697	58	46	8	4
5079	what do YOU think it means that you want to trade seats with your therapist?	1.2759	0.07293	58	45	10	3
5080	I think you might have an anxious attachment to your surroundings.	1.2759	0.06866	58	44	12	2
5081	Having exhausted all avenues of therapy, Fred began to wonder if he’d ever feel seen…	1.2759	0.07293	58	45	10	3
5082	All right. So your mood changes as you go. What else?	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5083	Can you provide me with a little more color?	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5084	I can’t keep hiding from my problems	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5085	Carla, bill my client as a no-show.	1.2759	0.07293	58	45	10	3
5086	I try to fit in wherever I go, but I just don't feel seen...	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5087	I don't know what you mean - I'm not hiding anything.	1.2759	0.06411	58	43	14	1
5088	Mr. Chamuel , i feel you're hiding something from me.	1.2759	0.05920	58	42	16	0
5089	Why do You want me to Lie Down?	1.2754	0.05797	69	51	17	1
5090	I'd like a complex named after me	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5091	Be the change? I struggle with that.	1.2745	0.07960	51	40	8	3
5092	Like, every day is survival. He's my lover, not my rival	1.2745	0.06311	51	37	14	0
5093	Maybe if I stay here long enough, he'll let me know what he's thinking about.	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5094	Patient displays unusual pleasure when asking me about my insurance policies.	1.2745	0.06311	51	37	14	0
5095	That should be "extinct," not "it stinks."	1.2745	0.07960	51	40	8	3
5096	I regressed during quarantine.	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5097	I struggle to be myself on new surfaces.	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5098	ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE AND I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF.	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5099	For the last time, our session is over.	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5100	Why is blending in so important to you?	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5101	After watching Freud doodle nudes of his mother playing a game of Amateur Dentist for what seemed like an eternity, Gary pondered his escape. Eventually, he resolved to, "see how this thing plays out."	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5102	No,sadly,Mortimer,I can still see you.	1.2745	0.07451	51	39	10	2
5103	It was always my dream to be a leopard.	1.2745	0.07960	51	40	8	3
5104	I feel like I just blend in too much	1.2745	0.08438	51	41	6	4
5105	He thinks I fabricated the whole story!"	1.2745	0.07960	51	40	8	3
5106	This changing color to match the environment is disturbing my aesthetic sense!	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5107	I'm having trouble not blending in.	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5108	When she calls you a chameleon, how does that make you feel?	1.2745	0.07451	51	39	10	2
5109	Yes, I know he's faking it, but many find an authentic Galapagoan accent to be endearing.	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5110	I’m feeling good about this session from the gecko.	1.2745	0.06311	51	37	14	0
5111	You feel pressured to fit in?	1.2745	0.07960	51	40	8	3
5112	I should have my head examined for choosing Pet Psychology.	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5113	Doctor, but blending in with my surroundings is not all that I want from life.	1.2745	0.06311	51	37	14	0
5114	Remember last week, when we talked about trying to ‘just be yourself’?	1.2745	0.07451	51	39	10	2
5115	I’m sorry, but I can’t bill your insurance for a no-show.	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5116	And then they said I was trying too hard to fit in.	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5117	so when did you noticed the problems you had with change?	1.2745	0.06311	51	37	14	0
5118	Excellent fabric choice Dr., I am absolutely glowing.	1.2745	0.08438	51	41	6	4
5119	OK - but who is the real you?	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5120	I’m trying to find myself. It’s just that I’m so easily colored by the opinions of others.	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5121	Would you mind laying back down?	1.2745	0.06311	51	37	14	0
5122	Man, I'm glad that last patient is gone, what a nut-case!	1.2745	0.06905	51	38	12	1
5123	My wife says I never change.	1.2742	0.06963	62	48	11	3
5124	So your owner wouldn't set your thermostat at home.	1.2742	0.07333	62	49	9	4
5125	Marvin was plagued with doubts about his decision to go into animal psychology.	1.2742	0.05712	62	45	17	0
5126	We therapists haven't paid attention in years.	1.2742	0.06963	62	48	11	3
5127	If only I knew my mother’s true color!	1.2742	0.06157	62	46	15	1
5128	You need to pick a persona and stick with it.	1.2742	0.07333	62	49	9	4
5129	Excuse me, but can we talk about everyone treating me like I’m invisible?	1.2742	0.06963	62	48	11	3
5130	I have an overwhelming urge to go for your throat. Okay, your turn.	1.2742	0.06573	62	47	13	2
5131	So what you are saying is you feel invisible to others.	1.2742	0.06157	62	46	15	1
5132	It all started because my mom constantly berated me for not being myself.	1.2742	0.06573	62	47	13	2
5133	I just want to feel at one with the universe.	1.2742	0.06157	62	46	15	1
5134	Doc... You really need to fire your decorator. It's distracting.	1.2742	0.06157	62	46	15	1
5135	Doc, I just want to be seen, you know?	1.2742	0.06963	62	48	11	3
5136	Clearly I have an identity problem.	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
5137	Endangered Species	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
5138	Would you prefer to lie on this sofa, and give me back my notepad?	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
5139	It was excruciating for Dr. Philips to hold in his diarrhea.	1.2727	0.07530	44	33	10	1
5140	I can’t seem to quiet my lizard brain.	1.2727	0.06593	55	41	13	1
5141	Patient appears to be regressing.	1.2727	0.07530	44	33	10	1
5142	Bet I can do your jacket, too	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
5143	I'm good at blending in, but I'm not sure I could accomplish checks and stripes at the same time.	1.2727	0.06593	55	41	13	1
5144	How long have you felt this need to blend in?	1.2727	0.06312	66	50	14	2
5145	Decisions,decisions	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
5146	Yeah, OK., I will stop making jokes about 'blending in'.	1.2727	0.06061	55	40	15	0
5147	You again, still dealing with the tongue thing?	1.2727	0.06593	55	41	13	1
5148	Subject has delusions of invisibility, shape shifting.	1.2727	0.06792	44	32	12	0
5149	So you’re saying I’m not sufficiently evolved?	1.2727	0.08202	44	34	8	2
5150	Don’t you think you have had enough cocaine, Dr Freud?	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
5151	Your phobia is less common - most of my patients are worried that they've started to resemble their parents	1.2727	0.06061	55	40	15	0
5152	Well have you tried changing your attitude?	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
5153	I just feel like I don't fit in any more.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
5154	I guess I've just been trying to blend in.	1.2727	0.06593	55	41	13	1
5155	It would help if you tried to blend in more.	1.2727	0.05273	77	59	16	2
5156	I just need to be seen to be believed!	1.2727	0.06593	55	41	13	1
5157	I'm so depressed. I lost my gig with GEICO because I wouldn't put on a mask.	1.2727	0.06061	55	40	15	0
5158	I dreamt I was human and fell in love with an octopus.	1.2727	0.06312	66	50	14	2
5159	I don't think you "see" me	1.2727	0.08202	44	34	8	2
5160	Well, it seems you are still struggling with your identity crisis issues.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
5161	So you want a Mickey Mouse blanket on the couch at our next session — strange but a great photo op.	1.2727	0.08202	44	34	8	2
5162	Creepy creature in five letters.....	1.2727	0.07530	44	33	10	1
5163	When were you 1st aware that your mom & dad couldn't be trusted?	1.2727	0.06671	66	51	12	3
5164	I’m writing you a prescription for reptile dysfunction.	1.2727	0.07012	66	52	10	4
5165	I see that you have a pattern of avoidant behavior.	1.2727	0.06061	55	40	15	0
5166	Mr. Gecko, again, failed to show up for his appointment.	1.2727	0.06061	55	40	15	0
5167	Doc, I've always had trouble standing out in a crowd	1.2727	0.08823	44	35	6	3
5168	I think you’re the one who needs to change this pattern.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
5169	Just don't get near my sports jacket !	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
5170	Didn't your parents notice?	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
5171	So, when do you first remember this need to fit in becoming apparent?	1.2727	0.05931	66	49	16	1
5172	And then I got a cease and desist order from Lazard.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
5173	Hmmm - anything else remind you of your mother?	1.2727	0.05931	66	49	16	1
5174	Our time is up for now. We'll deal with your other personalities next week.	1.2727	0.07530	44	33	10	1
5175	Fight or flight IS the product of the reptilian brain.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
5176	What have I become..	1.2727	0.08202	44	34	8	2
5177	Karma is looking for me and I'm afraid.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
5178	sometimes it feels like I'm just trying to blend in all the time	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
5179	Draw me like one of your french girls	1.2727	0.07012	66	52	10	4
5180	Please. Stay your color, will you?	1.2727	0.07530	44	33	10	1
5181	I’m constantly driven by the need to fit in!	1.2727	0.05931	66	49	16	1
5182	And then they told us we’re gonna have to go back into the office at least TWO times a week.	1.2727	0.06312	66	50	14	2
5183	Classic Wallflower/ Fly on the Wall Syndrome.	1.2727	0.06061	55	40	15	0
5184	I wish I could change. Guess I’m just a product of my environment”	1.2727	0.08202	44	34	8	2
5185	So your compulsion to write 'Chatfield' everywhere is back, you say?	1.2727	0.08202	44	34	8	2
5186	I never feel seen, ya know?	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
5187	It’s not what he stated, but rather, the way he eluded the pertinent questions...	1.2727	0.06593	55	41	13	1
5188	I’ve used up all my colors.	1.2727	0.06312	66	50	14	2
5189	Honestly doc, all I dream about are scenes from Casa Blanca!	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
5190	Cham, today I'd like to talk to you why you feel the need to change who you are depending on where you are.	1.2727	0.07530	44	33	10	1
5191	I don’t know what I’m becoming.	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
5192	Have you considered not being such a wallflower?	1.2714	0.06078	70	53	15	2
5193	And who cause you to turn blue the most often?	1.2714	0.05354	70	51	19	0
5194	Nobody told me how difficult it was being an emotional support animal... will my pet insurance cover this?	1.2714	0.06078	70	53	15	2
5195	I am your therapist, there is no need to hide your true self from me.	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
5196	So, you have dreams that you're an iguana. Interesting.	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
5197	So you just don't feel seen?	1.2712	0.05838	59	43	16	0
5198	so.. iguana tell me all about it?	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
5199	So you say you feel invisible. Wait! Did you run out without paying for you session?!	1.2712	0.05838	59	43	16	0
5200	Hello? HELLO?	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
5201	She keeps saying I’ve changed, and not who she feel in love with.	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
5202	There has to be more than just blending in!"	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
5203	I could be my true self if you reupholster.	1.2712	0.07580	59	47	8	4
5204	I guess my patterns are ok, but I’m never happy with how the colors turn out.	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
5205	So they named it after Zelig. How does that make you feel?	1.2712	0.07184	59	46	10	3
5206	It’s unlikely that you can slither your way out of this one	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
5207	You have to really not want to change.	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
5208	I’ve been feeling like I don’t fit in.	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
5209	She’s preaching to the unconverted Doc!	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
5210	And most days, it feels like no one evens sees me...	1.2712	0.05838	59	43	16	0
5211	I feel so invisible. Like no one notices my effort.	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
5212	You can hide from me, but you can’t hide from my check	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
5213	I just want people to be able to see me, for me	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
5214	What seems to be your trouble? It looks like you got right in.	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
5215	do you remember Adrian Monk?	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
5216	It’s a reptile dysfunction.”	1.2708	0.08802	48	39	5	4
5217	Doc. You do know I can read invisible ink.	1.2708	0.07730	48	37	9	2
5218	I feel like you don't see me.	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5219	If I sat in your lap I'd be even more confused than I already am.	1.2708	0.08283	48	38	7	3
5220	I'm seeing many patterns in your behavior.	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5221	Your refusal to turn red when angry is consistant with your passive aggressive tendencies	1.2708	0.07730	48	37	9	2
5222	So, everything and everybody mocks you?	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5223	Snatch one more pen out of my hand and this session is over!	1.2708	0.06482	48	35	13	0
5224	Zo you zink novun notices you... Very intereztink.	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5225	I’m having difficulty adapting to change.	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5226	So, do you believe that a simple fabric change from chintz to kente would resolve all your gender identity issues?	1.2708	0.08283	48	38	7	3
5227	Didn't we talk about change coming from within?	1.2708	0.06482	48	35	13	0
5228	I feel lost.	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5229	We can continue to pretend you're not here, or we can acknowledge the need for change.	1.2708	0.07730	48	37	9	2
5230	I've always had this overwhelming need to conform.	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5231	I THINK WE NEED TO SCALE BACK YOUR MEDICATION ?	1.2708	0.07730	48	37	9	2
5232	I understand you're upset, but it could be a breakthrough.	1.2708	0.06482	48	35	13	0
5233	Let's talk about you.	1.2708	0.07730	48	37	9	2
5234	I just feel like I don't fit in...	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5235	Chamele, camouflage is not your best suit; it is your only suit, and what happened to my pet cat?	1.2708	0.07730	48	37	9	2
5236	Blending in has never been my problem.	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5237	I don't think you're really seeing me.	1.2708	0.06482	48	35	13	0
5238	And how long have you been feeling out of it?	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5239	Sometimes I feel nobody notice me	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5240	Have you always pretended to be someone else when you feel attacked	1.2708	0.07730	48	37	9	2
5241	I can't sense this anymore	1.2708	0.06482	48	35	13	0
5242	Not sure if you want to camoflouge as an Anti-Vaxxer	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5243	So, you’ve stated that you feel invisible and no one can see you, how does that effect your relationships.	1.2708	0.07730	48	37	9	2
5244	My life coach keeps telling me I need to stand out...	1.2708	0.07133	48	36	11	1
5245	I feel like I don’t fit in	1.2708	0.06482	48	35	13	0
5246	They come and go, doc. They always come and go.	1.2708	0.07730	48	37	9	2
5247	Sometimes I feel like she doesn't even see me.	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
5248	Next page, please!	1.2703	0.08355	37	28	8	1
5249	I never really feel like I blend in.	1.2698	0.06866	63	49	11	3
5250	I said, “I blend in easily.” Why are you writing that down?!	1.2698	0.06482	63	48	13	2
5251	I don't know; it just feels like she looks straight through me.	1.2698	0.06482	63	48	13	2
5252	I know you're in here, I can hear your eyes moving.	1.2698	0.06866	63	49	11	3
5253	....also, flies gone.	1.2698	0.06074	63	47	15	1
5254	I blend in so well that no one can see the real me.	1.2698	0.06866	63	49	11	3
5255	What do you mean I'm unhappy in my own skin?	1.2698	0.06866	63	49	11	3
5256	What's in your head that makes you think people always blame everything on you?	1.2698	0.05637	63	46	17	0
5257	I admit the conversion therapy still has a few rough edges. But the good news is you will receive a complimentary lifetime membership in the zoo.	1.2698	0.06482	63	48	13	2
5258	I’ve just never felt truly /seen/, ya know?	1.2698	0.06074	63	47	15	1
5259	Why are you writing ‘Borderline Personality Disorder’???	1.2698	0.06482	63	48	13	2
5260	-Your behaviour really worries me, Mr. Leon: you come and go...	1.2698	0.05860	63	49	12	2
5261	Did you write that down?	1.2698	0.05637	63	46	17	0
5262	But I’m afraid of change	1.2698	0.06482	63	48	13	2
5263	Live a little	1.2698	0.06074	63	47	15	1
5264	I am still having recurring nightmares after reading In Cold Blood, Doc	1.2698	0.06482	63	48	13	2
5265	So you're saying you want to work on feeling unseen in your relationship?	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
5266	Doc, your tacky office decor isn't boosting my low self image.	1.2692	0.07823	52	41	8	3
5267	The line is 'karma, karma, karma chameleon' not 'become, become, become a chameleon.' Also, your wife is dead.	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5268	I see you, I see you.	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5269	You can only change if you really want to".	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5270	Cured, but not plaid in full....	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
5271	Don’t disappear on me now....	1.2692	0.07823	52	41	8	3
5272	One minute I was having troubled dreams and the next minute I woke up feeling like Gregor Samsa.	1.2692	0.06211	52	38	14	0
5273	Have you considered exposure therapy?	1.2692	0.06211	52	38	14	0
5274	I don’t know Doc, I just don’t feel like myself anymore.	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5275	So you say, your greatest anxiety is your overadapting to your environment which is followed by a unexplainable yearning to eat flies?	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5276	My wife says I’ve changed since we got married.	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5277	I just can't shake off this feeling of Imposter Syndrome.	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5278	But what if I don't want to be seen, doc?	1.2692	0.06211	52	38	14	0
5279	you pay for the hole half hour if I can see you or not. I have gone over this with you.	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5280	You've got to want not to change.	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
5281	I have really changed since I began therapy	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5282	I'm so easily manipulated."	1.2692	0.07823	52	41	8	3
5283	Change is inevitable. You have to accept it.	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
5284	I don't look like one of your French girls!	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5285	Your habit of blending in is a sign of lack of self-confidence	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5286	During COVID,you've evidently been spending too much time on your couch.	1.2692	0.06211	52	38	14	0
5287	I feel overwhelmed by this new pattern, please change my prescription!	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5288	So doc why do I feel like people see me as some kind of reptile?	1.2692	0.06211	52	38	14	0
5289	What are you writing? I can change my answer.	1.2692	0.07823	52	41	8	3
5290	Conform you say?	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
5291	I keep changing to my surroundings that I don’t know who I am anymore.	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5292	You have to stop hiding from your problems.	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5293	Sometimes I just feel like people don’t see me at all.	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
5294	My wife complains that I don’t know how to ‘read the room.’	1.2692	0.06211	52	38	14	0
5295	I'm so much more than this. I know I can change, Doc.	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5296	You know I can still feel you, right?	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
5297	So, Mr. Zelig - it seems you have a strong emotional reaction to floral patterns.	1.2687	0.06583	67	52	12	3
5298	Is this covered by my insurance?	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
5299	So are there any more problems you would like to camouflage or cover?	1.2687	0.05456	67	49	18	0
5300	I feel like everyone ignores me,why is my presence so hard to be seen	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
5301	No, there are two Ls in Rollo.	1.2687	0.05856	67	50	16	1
5302	I know wearing chintz isn't fashionable, but doctor, plaid with stripes	1.2683	0.08571	41	32	7	2
5303	... Now? .. can you see me now?? We could talk. We could be friends... how about now?..	1.2683	0.07828	41	31	9	1
5304	¨Sometimes, I just feel like I´m not seen.¨	1.2683	0.07828	41	31	9	1
5305	Sometimes, I just feel invisible to him	1.2683	0.07828	41	31	9	1
5306	No I am not avoiding eye contact	1.2683	0.08571	41	32	7	2
5307	So I hear you saying that change is not actually that hard.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5308	My skin hates your couch, doc.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5309	...on the other hand, I don't have a problem blending-in.	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5310	Are those lizard skin shoes? Just asking.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5311	I just don’t know who I am anymore	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5312	Clearly over-camouflaging for a lack of in-edibility.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5313	So, you're saying you feel invisible?	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5314	I worry that one sees me for who I really am. Hello? Are you here?	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5315	And so Freud missed out on one of the most interesting cases of all, a patient who was a co-dependent with the couch.	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5316	Fruit flies like a banana and time flies like an arrow, what does it all mean?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5317	Damn, I thought I was cold blooded.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5318	Sorry, can you repeat that? I forgot you were here.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5319	When I said you were a bit of a chameleon it was not meant to be taken literally!	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5320	Sometimes I feel I don’t fit in.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5321	If I lie down I'll need you to flip me over and I'm just not ready to trust anyone like that yet	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5322	All day long I lie on this couch, and he never notices me	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5323	Sometimes I worry people will see right through me.	1.2679	0.05971	56	41	15	0
5324	Do you mind putting a cover on this couch? Its making me feel frightfully gay	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5325	i come from a cold-hearted family, doc.	1.2679	0.08254	56	46	5	5
5326	Have you ever actually leaped on anyone?	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
5327	I’m having trouble being myself. I keep trying, but I just can’t not fit in.	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5328	It better not be something about my mother again.	1.2679	0.05971	56	41	15	0
5329	Why do you think you don't fit in?	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5330	I am remarking a pattern in your behaviour.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
5331	So Ms. Chaise Lounge,how long have you been having this delusion that you are a paisley chameleon?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5332	And do you have any idea at all why you are climbing the walls?	1.2679	0.05971	56	41	15	0
5333	Yoo hoo! You're making me feel invisible here, as if I don't have enough problems.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
5334	The wall is so bare -- perhaps a picture to match the couch?	1.2679	0.05971	56	41	15	0
5335	The patient clearly is struggling with transference issues.	1.2679	0.05971	56	41	15	0
5336	So, you never feel like you blend in...	1.2679	0.05693	56	43	12	1
5337	And Lizardo finally got to see what the doctor wrote when he thought no one was watching his notes.	1.2679	0.05971	56	41	15	0
5338	Usually the patient will project their inner mindset onto the outer environment. This one, however, was different.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
5339	Can I just see what you’re writing about me?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5340	well mr Jones you are a real chameleon!	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
5341	I feel like I just always fit in	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
5342	The client displays the usual defense mechanism, which will surely give way to his oral fixation with bow ties	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5343	Yes I wanted to be her pillow	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5344	I-guana go home now.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5345	You’re never going to stand out if you keep trying to blend in.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
5346	Everyone just wants to be seen doc. Except me. I just want to blend in.	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
5347	...I suppose that's a tick for 'blending into the foreground' too...	1.2679	0.05971	56	41	15	0
5348	Clearly you have two ways of looking at this	1.2676	0.05659	71	53	17	1
5349	He doesn’t call for years and yet he titles his biopic Karma Chameleon.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
5350	Sometimes I just feel like I don’t fit in.	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
5351	I see that your beginning to embrace change.	1.2667	0.05757	60	44	16	0
5352	I can find nothing abnormal about your patterns, so any reptile dysfunction you perceive is completely in your head.	1.2667	0.07385	45	34	10	1
5353	The key is being comfortable in your own skin.	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
5354	And why does the couch remind you of your mother?	1.2667	0.07385	45	34	10	1
5355	You spelt 'pompousness' wrong.	1.2667	0.07466	60	48	8	4
5356	Stop trying to fit in and be yourself.	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
5357	Despite the optics, I have difficulty fitting into my environment	1.2667	0.07078	60	47	10	3
5358	I'm done with being a wallflower, constantly trying to blend in. I want to show the world my true colors. Can you help me, doc?	1.2667	0.06667	60	46	12	2
5359	I just really wish I could uncurl once in a while.	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
5360	And how did that make you teal?	1.2667	0.08646	45	36	6	3
5361	I know you don't get many of my kind in here and at these prices you won't get many more!	1.2667	0.06667	60	46	12	2
5362	You almost seem like a different chameleon today.	1.2667	0.07385	45	34	10	1
5363	Remember, please, that the 6-foot rule is still in effect for lizards	1.2667	0.06667	60	46	12	2
5364	It's quite common for people who are too anxious to fit in to describe themselves as a chameleon.	1.2667	0.07385	45	34	10	1
5365	But what are you hiding FROM?	1.2667	0.06667	45	33	12	0
5366	Jack spent his life,past life and inner child life, trying to blend in...	1.2667	0.08040	45	35	8	2
5367	See? I told you I'm a people pleaser!	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
5368	Sorry, Doc. Hypnosis just doesn't solve my problem.	1.2667	0.07385	45	34	10	1
5369	Stop leering at me. All of my patients try camo at one time or another.	1.2667	0.06667	60	46	12	2
5370	Feeling blue?	1.2667	0.07385	45	34	10	1
5371	It's not a disorder, Sr.	1.2667	0.08040	45	35	8	2
5372	At a conference you'd blend right in, too.	1.2667	0.07385	45	34	10	1
5373	Well,Doctor, I feel unnoticed. It’s like I’m not even in the room when I’m talking to her.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
5374	How does it feel to not be seen all the time?	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
5375	I don't know anymore if it's camouflage or projection...	1.2667	0.07385	45	34	10	1
5376	Bugs just don’t taste good any more, may I taste your nose	1.2667	0.06667	60	46	12	2
5377	The H is silent.	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
5378	I'm telling you, Doc, this isn't about my mother. It's more of a brainstem kinda thing.	1.2667	0.05757	60	44	16	0
5379	I keep telling you this is a safe space.	1.2667	0.06667	45	33	12	0
5380	It's very curious, for a hallucination.	1.2667	0.06667	45	33	12	0
5381	I want to fit in like anybody else would, but this is ridiculous."	1.2667	0.08040	45	35	8	2
5382	Do you have trouble fitting in ?	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
5383	In the interest of full disclosure, I can still see you.	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
5384	Whaddya mean I need to grow a thicker skin?	1.2667	0.06667	45	33	12	0
5385	I feel I've adapted to the new normal and now I don't know if I can change, can you see where I am coming from?	1.2667	0.07385	45	34	10	1
5386	Change can be scary	1.2667	0.06667	60	46	12	2
5387	No, man. Draw her with more cleavage.	1.2667	0.08040	45	35	8	2
5388	Peggy, can you ring Iguana and tell him my 3:30 seems to have opened up	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
5389	...I hate all the attention octopuses are getting nowadays...	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
5390	It’s 2021 get a tree in here to lie down on.	1.2667	0.07385	45	34	10	1
5391	Interesting, most likely your problem isn’t compassion fatigue.	1.2667	0.05757	60	44	16	0
5392	That was the last time Dr. Smith would leave the window open while charting.	1.2667	0.08040	45	35	8	2
5393	Even my own wife doesn't recognize me any more.	1.2667	0.07385	45	34	10	1
5394	Mmm...say it again, what´s Boy George gotta do with your personality disorder?	1.2658	0.05317	79	59	19	1
5395	I feel so unseen.	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
5396	Feeling unseen is very common, especially after the quarantine we've been through. Take a few days, it'll wear off.	1.2656	0.06394	64	49	13	2
5397	Doctor, I think I'm ugly and everyone else seems to think so too.	1.2656	0.05564	64	47	17	0
5398	Stop coloring!	1.2656	0.06771	64	50	11	3
5399	What is it about my hand that makes it look tastey?	1.2656	0.06394	64	49	13	2
5400	Yes, but besides “blending in”, what is your passion?	1.2656	0.06771	64	50	11	3
5401	The issue is, doctor... the world is changing too fast	1.2656	0.06771	64	50	11	3
5402	I like these comfortable patterns	1.2656	0.06771	64	50	11	3
5403	I feel that no one really sees me.	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5404	You've been looking a lot less jaundiced since I got that new couch.	1.2653	0.08131	49	39	7	3
5405	The doctor had just completed his paper, "The Komodo Delusion", when the dragon pounced.	1.2653	0.08131	49	39	7	3
5406	Let's start with your paranoia's.	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5407	Normally, I'd say that changing your pattern constantly "to fit in" is a counterproductive defense mechanism. But let's not forget: you're a chameleon, and that's what chameleons do.	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5408	Is it that you CAN'T change, or you don't want to?	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5409	I know, it's on the tip of your tongue.	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5410	I've always had problems fitting in. I just wish others would accept me for who I am...	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5411	If you do that thing with your tongue again, I'm going to have to cancel our sessions.	1.2653	0.08131	49	39	7	3
5412	What is lounge lizard syndrome?	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5413	I'm thinkin' Spring...I'm just not feelin' it.	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5414	I have a problem with intimacy.	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5415	That you’re not allowed on the furniture at home doesn’t mean your mother thinks you’re lizard	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5416	I feel like I don’t fit in anywhere anymore.	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5417	So, you lie down to take a nap and then what happens?	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5418	Covid has made me feel like a fish out of water moving at a snail's pace.	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5419	They either stare or they don’t see me at all!	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5420	A sudden movement reminds Dr Freud that his patient is still there.	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5421	Do you think you're changing to hide your true feelings?	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5422	Has this behavior been a pattern for you?	1.2653	0.06372	49	36	13	0
5423	Would you say there may be a pattern to this behavior?	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5424	When I'm talking to my husband, I feel like I'm invisible.	1.2653	0.06372	49	36	13	0
5425	Though an excellent listener, Dr. Reyov's poor observational skills assured the chameleon rent-free lodgings with a top-notch entertainment package.	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5426	Identity crisis is not an option here anymore.	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5427	I’m having an identity crisis. I’ve blended in for so long, I don’t even know who I am anymore. Meditate? I...am...at...one...with the couch.......Didn’t work.	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5428	No, no... REVEAL. Don’t conceal.”	1.2653	0.06372	49	36	13	0
5429	So what I am hearing is that you're afraid of change.	1.2653	0.06372	49	36	13	0
5430	I thought if I talked about more, it would happen less.	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5431	So, doctor, you actually think I'm up a fluttering ego?	1.2653	0.06372	49	36	13	0
5432	Anti social chameleon behaviors need to change	1.2653	0.06372	49	36	13	0
5433	Iguana change myself.	1.2653	0.08638	49	40	5	4
5434	Can a Shrink shrink?	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5435	She said you’ve changed and just walked out.	1.2653	0.06372	49	36	13	0
5436	This pattern makes me anxious!	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5437	With Bernard, it’s like I’m not even there.	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5438	What is it that you are you really hiding from Earl?	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
5439	Your problem is that you are afraid to stand out, get it? Oh, Alan? Where are you? Have you already gone?	1.2653	0.06372	49	36	13	0
5440	My conversations with people are never about art or interesting hobbies or theories of the universe; they are always skin-deep.	1.2653	0.07008	49	37	11	1
5441	She probably had something against me seeing two people at once	1.2651	0.06433	83	67	10	6
5442	And if you could stand out more in a crowd, how would that make you feel?	1.2647	0.06151	68	52	14	2
5443	And do you think you have a hard time standing out because of your personality?	1.2647	0.05783	68	51	16	1
5444	My father acted like an attache but he was really a just a briefcase.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
5445	You can’t spell GEICO without EGO.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
5446	Closing notes: "Just as it seemed we were on the cusp of a breakthrough, Sam the chameleon simply disappeared."	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5447	My next patient is a 400 pound woman. I suggest that you, want to change yourself, into a plane.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
5448	Doc, how many times do I have to say it? Being camouflaged is about survival, not 'putting up emotional barriers'	1.2642	0.06114	53	39	14	0
5449	It's hard to explain, Doc....I just feel no one sees the real me.	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5450	So tell me, Mr. Samsa . . . why did you find being a cockroach more fulfilling?	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
5451	I'm sorry, I just can't help noticing the fly on your armchair—would you mind if I ate it?	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
5452	It seems like I'm blue more and more these days.	1.2642	0.06114	53	39	14	0
5453	No one sees the real me.	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5454	I’m just so tired of feeling invisible.	1.2642	0.06114	53	39	14	0
5455	'I change my thoughts as you change your cushions! '	1.2642	0.06114	53	39	14	0
5456	I lost my mascot gig to a cicada.	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5457	How long would you say you've had this fear of not blending in?	1.2642	0.06114	53	39	14	0
5458	I find it hard to show my true colors.	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5459	... and then he said he preferred calmer chameleons and I should go.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
5460	Doc, are you making fun of me?"	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
5461	What's wrong with me? I don't want to climb corporate ladders anymore.	1.2642	0.06114	53	39	14	0
5462	Likes to stand out"? That can't be right	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5463	Sorry. Fear of permanently displaying a chartreuse flower pattern is not a clinically recognized diagnosis.	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5464	OK, So she caught you cheating again, which lounge was it this time?'	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
5465	So it was after a David Attenborough program that you concluded that I was contributing to your loneliness?	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5466	I wish you had a red couch so I could blush.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
5467	What's keeping you from standing out?	1.2642	0.06114	53	39	14	0
5468	Ja, but you have to vant to change.	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5469	Next week can we use the cheetah couch?	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
5470	: I’m sensing a pattern. I’m wondering if you were able to see your parents this way?	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5471	This chameleon response is an awful coping mechanism, Lloyd.	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5472	And I want to live my best life but I also want to survive	1.2642	0.08583	53	44	4	5
5473	You said you’re having trouble changing with the times?	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
5474	It seems that you're having a hard time finding who you really are.	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
5475	It's getting harder and harder to fit in.	1.2632	0.07239	38	28	10	0
5476	Uh, there's ONE part I can't regenerate.	1.2632	0.06395	57	43	13	1
5477	I'll be using "lizard brain" in a purely academic sense.	1.2632	0.06395	57	43	13	1
5478	38-Across, four letters. Repress.	1.2632	0.06395	57	43	13	1
5479	But I do try to blend in	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
5480	I feel like I can't find myself anymore.	1.2632	0.07309	57	45	9	3
5481	You were blue during much of your youth?	1.2632	0.06395	57	43	13	1
5482	Sometimes I just feel invisible, Doc... hey I'm here you know.	1.2632	0.07726	57	46	7	4
5483	Mind if I perch on your shoulder,?	1.2632	0.06395	57	43	13	1
5484	Am I prioritizing other people's perceptions over the way I see myself?	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
5485	My diagnosis: multiple personality disorder	1.2632	0.09751	38	31	4	3
5486	I try to blend in, but I just can’t	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
5487	I keep feeling like I'm being controlled by the reptilian part of my brain.	1.2632	0.07239	38	28	10	0
5488	No, the couch didn't change IT'S pattern . . . would you like to talk about this?	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
5489	Comma,comma,comma,chameleon	1.2632	0.05884	57	42	15	0
5490	Mmm... how long ago did you start noticing flowers on you skin?	1.2632	0.05884	57	42	15	0
5491	But sometimes you just want to be seen.	1.2632	0.06395	57	43	13	1
5492	I drank to not fit in.	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
5493	I am seeing a pattern of behavior here.	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
5494	Let's talk about the scale-etons in your closet.	1.2632	0.05884	57	42	15	0
5495	I know that I fit in,but I really want to feel like I belong.	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
5496	Well, doctor, I've always blended in, and I feel like no one really sees me.	1.2632	0.05884	57	42	15	0
5497	Since you are a chameleon, don't tell me change would be difficult.	1.2632	0.06395	57	43	13	1
5498	'Sofa', so good?	1.2632	0.06395	57	43	13	1
5499	Thanks doc, I feel like I shed an old skin today.	1.2632	0.06395	57	43	13	1
5500	Karma, Chameleon	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
5501	But, Doc, 90s fashion was bad enough the FIRST time.	1.2632	0.06395	57	43	13	1
5502	Tell me about that fantasy that you are experiencing	1.2623	0.06141	61	46	14	1
5503	When did you say you started noticing your urge to blend in?	1.2623	0.06571	61	47	12	2
5504	Hey Doc. No offense but I’m glad I’m not sitting on your lap.	1.2623	0.06571	61	47	12	2
5505	What do you mean, “I’m hard to make out”?	1.2623	0.05679	61	45	16	0
5506	So, how long have you had this changing personality disorder"	1.2623	0.06571	61	47	12	2
5507	“Where is my next patient, he was supposed to be here 7 minutes ago!” Matthew Rubinic, New Hyde Park, NY	1.2623	0.06141	61	46	14	1
5508	I really have never been the same since I met that singer Boy George!	1.2623	0.06571	61	47	12	2
5509	No, I've never read any Kafka stories.	1.2623	0.06141	61	46	14	1
5510	I see you are finally relating to the couch.	1.2623	0.06974	61	48	10	3
5511	Let me see what you are writing	1.2623	0.06141	61	46	14	1
5512	Jane couldn't understand why her psychiatrist never said anything.	1.2623	0.06141	61	46	14	1
5513	Obviously conformity is a major part of your issue. You need to get out of your own skin for a while.	1.2623	0.06974	61	48	10	3
5514	To understand why you feel invisible, we need to talk about your mother.	1.2623	0.06141	61	46	14	1
5515	I’m always trying to fit in 😢	1.2623	0.06571	61	47	12	2
5516	I miss doing this on Zoom	1.2619	0.08389	42	33	7	2
5517	Now do the same thing on the inside.	1.2619	0.06867	42	31	11	0
5518	All I want is the bow tie.	1.2619	0.07666	42	32	9	1
5519	Doc, I just feel like no one really sees me for who I am.	1.2619	0.07666	42	32	9	1
5520	I was very happy that you agreed to see me. I just wish you could SEE me!	1.2619	0.07666	42	32	9	1
5521	So, tell me about your dreams, Mr. Kafka.	1.2619	0.09055	42	34	5	3
5522	Fred, you got it all wrong, people see you. Oh darn! Fred, you got to stop stalking my bow tie.	1.2619	0.07666	42	32	9	1
5523	Sometimes, I feel like I'm invisible.	1.2619	0.06867	42	31	11	0
5524	I hate that I feel I always have to blend in.	1.2619	0.07666	42	32	9	1
5525	Hmmm,not even blue?	1.2619	0.07666	42	32	9	1
5526	The portrait of frog	1.2619	0.07666	42	32	9	1
5527	Patient seems to have some boundary issues…	1.2619	0.06867	42	31	11	0
5528	Interesting, who else besides Richard Burton was there?	1.2619	0.06867	42	31	11	0
5529	How will this help me? You speak English & I speak Lizard. And your Sofa is made from my Parents.	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
5530	How far back do you want go,Doc?	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
5531	You seem very tense.	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
5532	You have to help -- I can't go on believing I am an accountant who lives in Scarsdale with a wife and three children	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
5533	No, I'm not an Elephant.	1.2615	0.06308	65	50	13	2
5534	Great, so next week, let us work more towards being ourself.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
5535	Extreme chameleon effect. Actually believes she's a chameleon.	1.2609	0.08475	46	37	6	3
5536	Stop peeking! You're supposed to be lying down	1.2609	0.06546	46	34	12	0
5537	You feel insecure. Yes, I am writing this down.	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
5538	I'd feel more comfortable on the floor.	1.2609	0.07885	46	36	8	2
5539	Sometimes I feel ignored. Like no one even notices I’m in the room.	1.2609	0.06546	46	34	12	0
5540	The geckos treat me like I'm some kind of monster!	1.2609	0.07885	46	36	8	2
5541	I'd just like to be seen for who I really am.	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5542	We'll call it, 'new skin for the old ceremony.'	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5543	If you don't know who I am, how am I supposed to know?	1.2609	0.08475	46	37	6	3
5544	I feel like such a pushover, doc.	1.2609	0.07885	46	36	8	2
5545	It started out as one lizard, soon there were two…..	1.2609	0.06546	46	34	12	0
5546	It started when I fell out of the tree	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5547	Very funny, you changed the seat cover!	1.2609	0.07885	46	36	8	2
5548	How capable are you of blending in with your peers?	1.2609	0.06546	46	34	12	0
5549	If you really want my help you'll have to stop with all the changes and	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5550	I just haven't been able to find myself.	1.2609	0.06546	46	34	12	0
5551	Hold on… are you drawing a cartoon about me??	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5552	I've been coming here for so long I feel like I'm part of the furniture.	1.2609	0.07885	46	36	8	2
5553	And how long have you been hiding like this?	1.2609	0.06546	46	34	12	0
5554	What's a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5555	Do you always feel like you have to fit in?	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5556	So you tired of blending in. Uh, again, who are you?	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5557	Your reluctance to change is bound to have long-term consequences for you.	1.2609	0.06546	46	34	12	0
5558	Haven't we talked about your transference before...	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
5559	Now let’s talk about the real you	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5560	And for how long have you had this urge to sleep during daylight and be active at night?	1.2609	0.06546	46	34	12	0
5561	And of course it didn't help that my mother named me Waldo.	1.2609	0.08475	46	37	6	3
5562	Sooooooo ... you fear change ...	1.2609	0.06546	46	34	12	0
5563	Did you say calmer chameleon or karma chameleon?	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5564	To be, or not to be	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5565	‘After the year we’ve had, do you think they’ll notice? ‘	1.2609	0.05711	69	52	16	1
5566	Glad to see you’re embracing change	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5567	Where'd you get the lizard skin couch?	1.2609	0.07246	46	35	10	1
5568	So you don't feel seen, is it?	1.2609	0.07885	46	36	8	2
5569	And how does having reptile dysfunction make you feel?	1.2600	0.07985	50	40	7	3
5570	Do you think that's a fair way to couch the issue?	1.2600	0.07456	50	39	9	2
5571	Well, yes, I always try to fit in. How did you know?	1.2600	0.07456	50	39	9	2
5572	Doctor, who am I kidding? I’ll never be a contender. At most, a pretender.	1.2600	0.06266	50	37	13	0
5573	I’m feeling kind of floral.	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5574	When did you begin identifying as lizard, Mr. Benton?	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5575	For what I'm paying you, I expect something better than 'the chameleon effect.	1.2600	0.07456	50	39	9	2
5576	It's like no one even notices I am there.	1.2600	0.06266	50	37	13	0
5577	And why do you feel you always need to change to fit in?	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5578	Errrr You're not supposed to be reading this, you know.	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5579	This flower pattern tickles. Could you please get a solid color sofa for my next session, perhaps something in mauve?	1.2600	0.07456	50	39	9	2
5580	The psychiatrist thought he had identified a diagnosis, unaware that his patient had changed his stripes.	1.2600	0.08480	50	41	5	4
5581	I’m trying to notice my feelings Doc, but they are camouflaged.	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5582	He stole it from me, it was my idea, I told him that I saved a lot of money by switching to pre-cooked meals that are ready in 15 minutes"	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5583	Oh, Doc, I just need to feel seen!	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5584	Patient may be involved in a put-on, a cover-up, or just giving me the slip.	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5585	If you prefer, I can show you something in paisley.	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5586	All I think about is karma, karma, karma, karma, karma.	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5587	Change is good, but not too much change.	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5588	Im subject to change	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5589	I'm so discouraged, having waited so long for more recognition since my discovery by Mr. Darwin	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5590	I don’t seem to fit in anywhere else.	1.2600	0.06266	50	37	13	0
5591	Notes: Patient doesn't appreciate I passed on the crushed velvet couch.	1.2600	0.06266	50	37	13	0
5592	My new client, Cam Elian, is a no-show.	1.2600	0.06266	50	37	13	0
5593	So, Lindsey – is The Donald in the room with us now?	1.2600	0.07456	50	39	9	2
5594	I don’t know, Doc, your recommendation for me to branch out as a stand up chameleon really isn’t blossoming for me	1.2600	0.06266	50	37	13	0
5595	I’m so upset. I’m not myself. I’ve blended in	1.2600	0.07456	50	39	9	2
5596	. “You said I could sit on your lap.”	1.2600	0.07456	50	39	9	2
5597	My couch is a trigger for you. How so?	1.2600	0.07456	50	39	9	2
5598	Seems like a classic case of imposter syndrome.	1.2600	0.06266	50	37	13	0
5599	😲 Here he is - the Indian Prime Minister .And we've been looking for him all over the continent 🤭	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5600	Doc, your flower chase only exacerbates my problems.	1.2600	0.06266	50	37	13	0
5601	I could have sworn I had a one o'clock. This is their 3rd no show in as many weeks.	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
5602	Patient shows an inability to reflect on his past	1.2600	0.07456	50	39	9	2
5603	I’m just naturally shy.	1.2600	0.06266	50	37	13	0
5604	Dare I ask Doctor, ‘who wore it best?’	1.2600	0.07985	50	40	7	3
5605	IN THE MEDIA NEWSROOM : “ And for today’s updates on Covid 19, ah.. let me see….”	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5606	So you were telling me how you never seemed to fit in.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5607	So now that you think the lizard ate you what other concerns do you have?	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
5608	I don't know, it just feels like I'm always changing. Do you think it's DID?	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5609	I feel seen.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5610	Color me confused.	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
5611	No shit Sherlock	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5612	And yet you said in your last session that you're afraid of change.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5613	How long have you felt like a wallflower?	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
5614	I am hurting and you are not writing anything?	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5615	I just want someone to notice me for who I am. Hey, are you listening? I'm over here!	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
5616	If you just want to blend in then what are you trying to hide?	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
5617	My friends say I'm two-faced,but they don't know the half of it.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5618	As the eldest son, how do really feel about your father being voted out of the White House?	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5619	You feel you don’t fit in.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5620	But Doctor, she seems so cold to me.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5621	Let's start at the beginning, Mr. Zelig, shall we? When did this compulsion to avoid attention at all costs seem to manifest itself. Mr. Zelig...uh...Mr. Zelig...hello?	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5622	So this feeling of constant change began when?	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5623	Tell me about your night	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
5624	They cut down my tree,and the rental market is tight these days.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5625	I think you've made some changes	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5626	Your urge to mate with me is counter-productive.	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
5627	Hmm, I see you are still hiding from your feelings.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5628	You say that you are invisible to all your friends and family. How long have you felt this way?	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5629	Blending anxiety	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
5630	I really think you need a new coping mechanism.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
5631	Now... how old were you when you started eating bugs?	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5632	But Doc, I don’t know who I am any more!	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
5633	Change isn’t easy.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5634	You have what I call a chameleon complex. A need to fade into the scenery.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5635	So you say that recently you've not been blending in very well?	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5636	Let's get started... in your own words, tell me why are you here?	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5637	Now I’m being mistaken for a matching pillow.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5638	I just feel like people don't see my true colors	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
5639	You don't seem to have troubles adapting to the environment	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5640	Have you considered that this might be stemming from your commitment issues?	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5641	I am a hypocrite	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5642	I haven’t changed Colors in a year. Let us please go out.	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
5643	An older Rembrandt	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
5644	Hold still, I’m almost done with my sketch	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
5645	I come and I go. I come and I go. Sometimes I just want to settle down, have a family.	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
5646	Maybe, doctor, my only fault was to imitate an inanimate object.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
5647	Well, it sounds like you're projecting...	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
5648	And then this other Gecko with more charm came long and they gave him my job.	1.2586	0.07196	58	46	9	3
5649	Fine, Mr. Gecko. I didn't realize Geico had a health insurance division.	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
5650	So, I pay you $250 an hour to tell me that 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar'? Why don't you shove that cigar up your ass!	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
5651	I feel like I'm invisible and no one can see me. Hello? HELLO!...	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
5652	Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you were there.	1.2586	0.05800	58	43	15	0
5653	I would rather shed my skin than my inhibitions	1.2586	0.07196	58	46	9	3
5654	Can I take a little peek at your notes?	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
5655	The real hook v. The Face...book	1.2586	0.06300	58	44	13	1
5656	I try to be a more visible presence on the leadership team, but I can’t help but feel like I keep disappearing into the Zoom background	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
5657	…and violent behavior attributable to father’s unexplained disappearance in childhood.	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
5658	I feel most anxious when I turn a whiter shade of pale	1.2586	0.06300	58	44	13	1
5659	Has a hard time seeing what’s right in front of him? That’s a cheap shot, doc.	1.2586	0.06300	58	44	13	1
5660	Is that male pattern baldness?	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
5661	I don’t know. I guess my mother went through a lot of changes	1.2586	0.05800	58	43	15	0
5662	You've spent years trying to be a less noticeable version of yourself.	1.2586	0.06300	58	44	13	1
5663	It seems your survival instincts trigger your feelings of anonymity.	1.2586	0.07196	58	46	9	3
5664	Doc...I look so good in stripes...can I please crawl onto your lap? Ok I know. I’m crossing boundaries...Won’t happen again	1.2586	0.06300	58	44	13	1
5665	Mr.Black always booked the same time and day, but never showed up.	1.2586	0.05800	58	43	15	0
5666	so you'd say you have problem asserting yourself	1.2586	0.05800	58	43	15	0
5667	Due to trauma my ancestors experienced, I can’t seem to escape the need to fit in	1.2586	0.06300	58	44	13	1
5668	. I really don’t think you see me! George Scigousky	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
5669	I don't know doc…sometimes I just don't feel seen.	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
5670	I’m just tired of being the wallflower at gatherings	1.2586	0.06300	58	44	13	1
5671	Well, I don’t see what your problem is.	1.2586	0.05800	58	43	15	0
5672	Patient has no trouble adapting to change.	1.2586	0.05800	58	43	15	0
5673	Would you say you’re a people pleaser?	1.2586	0.05800	58	43	15	0
5674	I know how to couch my feelings!	1.2581	0.06478	62	48	12	2
5675	Looks like an acute case of imposter upholster syndrome…	1.2581	0.06478	62	48	12	2
5676	She keeps saying don't change ... but I'm started to question whether we are ultimately in the same camp.	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
5677	Patient has taken "be in the moment" to another level.	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
5678	Doc, so when you say, ‘uh-huh’, you really mean that I should stand up for myself and not try so hard to blend in, right?!	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
5679	Sorry Doc, If only you had an exoskeleton, I could convert you into something productive.	1.2581	0.06478	62	48	12	2
5680	Look chameleon. My job is to bring you out of the shadows and yours is to naturally fade into them.	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
5681	You've drawn a too long tail for me.	1.2581	0.06478	62	48	12	2
5682	This urge to always blend in, what is that all about?	1.2581	0.06874	62	49	10	3
5683	Sometimes doc, I just feel like no one can really see me." "Where's that voice coming from?	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
5684	This prescription should help with your reptile dysfunction.	1.2581	0.07249	62	50	8	4
5685	If I'm to continue in therapy, I'll insist on more masculine upholstery.	1.2581	0.06478	62	48	12	2
5686	Wearing a mask will help your blending in anxieties."	1.2581	0.06874	62	49	10	3
5687	Star Date: 2021-Captain’s Log: The Klingon has employed a visibility cloaking device and I suspect that he will launch a strike soon. .	1.2581	0.05834	62	49	11	2
5688	It was at this precise moment that Derek cursed his luck at being a fly on the wall.	1.2581	0.06478	62	48	12	2
5689	Why don't you think you blend in?	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
5690	How would you like it if everyone called YOU reptilian?	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
5691	My ex really changed colors over the years	1.2576	0.05424	66	49	17	0
5692	Your mother didn't cuddle you enough? I've heard that one before.	1.2576	0.05838	66	50	15	1
5693	So...tell me about the last time you felt like you weren't able to blend in.	1.2576	0.05838	66	50	15	1
5694	But I DON'T really want to change!	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
5695	Gregor, I warned you not to dream of waking up as a huge insect.	1.2571	0.05641	70	53	16	1
5696	I can't take any more changes!!	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
5697	Zoom meetings all the time still. It Skinks! Iguana to stop!	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
5698	Doc she finds me superficial	1.2568	0.05463	74	56	17	1
5699	I think we have a block here. You don't want anyone to know you are seeing a shrink and I won't change the cover on my couch.	1.2564	0.07083	39	29	10	0
5700	I can tell that you’re reading over my shoulder right now	1.2564	0.07083	39	29	10	0
5701	And why do you feel no one has ever seen the real you?	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
5702	Patient exhibiting traits of being an introvert.	1.2564	0.07083	39	29	10	0
5703	It says here you have an urge to stand out?	1.2564	0.07979	39	30	8	1
5704	Hiding won't fix the underlying issue.	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5705	Let's see - you were a frog - the princess kissed you - you turned into a lizard - and she threw you out. Is that correct?	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5706	Let's be honest: you try too hard to blend in.	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5707	People just don't see me, Dr. Lipton. It's like I'm invisible.	1.2558	0.06733	43	32	11	0
5708	It's time to own these patterns, Morton, and stop blaming the interior designer.	1.2558	0.08214	43	34	7	2
5709	So you're telling me it's hard to feel... seen?"	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5710	Do you really think I'm that transparent?	1.2558	0.06733	43	32	11	0
5711	Tell me more about your incessant need to blend in.	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5712	It feels like I can’t just me myself.	1.2558	0.06733	43	32	11	0
5713	Ah, you are here because you have an uncontrollable compulsion to “fit in”?	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5714	Lacks self-awareness. Borderline OCD. Eats bugs.	1.2558	0.08214	43	34	7	2
5715	You listen and to you we're all the same.	1.2558	0.08863	43	35	5	3
5716	At my age, everyone goes through the change of life, don't they?	1.2558	0.06733	43	32	11	0
5717	l'm suffering from imposter syndrome.	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5718	What do you mean "that's our time"? I just got here.	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5719	I guess I just feel invisible	1.2558	0.06733	43	32	11	0
5720	You say your main concern is the hunchback, but otherwise you're in great shape?	1.2558	0.09467	43	36	3	4
5721	I’ll wait for him to address the lizard in the room.	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5722	Doctor....how could she call me a conformist?	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5723	So you say you see your true colors shining through?	1.2558	0.06733	43	32	11	0
5724	I thought we talked about this	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5725	It looks like your ego libido is directed towards reptiles. So until we achieve transference, regress you to an embryonic state, and build you back up cell by cell to human form, you will continue to have trust issues with your roommate.	1.2558	0.06733	43	32	11	0
5726	Our time is up, see you next... Where'd you go?	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5727	I don’t feel like myself lately.	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5728	I’m prescribing a greyscale.	1.2558	0.06733	43	32	11	0
5729	They keep asking if you're a karma chameleon, how does that make you feel?	1.2558	0.08863	43	35	5	3
5730	Well, the world isn't all black and white	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5731	‘Pirandello wouldn’t mind, dear chap.’	1.2558	0.07510	43	33	9	1
5732	Do you really think I’m that cold blooded?	1.2558	0.06733	43	32	11	0
5733	Sometimes I feel people look right through me, Dr., like I'm invisible"	1.2558	0.06733	43	32	11	0
5734	Well, not projection.	1.2558	0.08863	43	35	5	3
5735	No-no...it’s Zelig. That’s Z-E-L-I-G. Zelig.	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5736	Is that you or your alter ego speaking???	1.2553	0.06429	47	35	12	0
5737	I just feel like I'm blending into the background	1.2553	0.07735	47	37	8	2
5738	Now you’re feeling blue? That’s a new one.	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5739	It seems to me that you got me under your skin.	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5740	I dunno, sometimes I just feel like part of the furniture.	1.2553	0.06429	47	35	12	0
5741	Hey, you're not switching colors fast enough!	1.2553	0.07735	47	37	8	2
5742	I feel like you don't even see me.	1.2553	0.06429	47	35	12	0
5743	In my opinion, the patient will never be the same.	1.2553	0.08312	47	38	6	3
5744	Imposter syndrome is very common.	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5745	The colours of my dreams? Red, gold, and green... Red, gold, and green.	1.2553	0.07735	47	37	8	2
5746	I’m suffering from reptile dysfunction.	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5747	Patient feels he has lost his identity	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5748	I think I could be a therapist like you	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5749	Your cross-species transference reveals strong primordial urges.	1.2553	0.07735	47	37	8	2
5750	I see that you've been coming for quite a while	1.2553	0.07735	47	37	8	2
5751	Charlie, I'm going to ask you to limit yourself to only one more comment about the fabric pattern.	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5752	If you had a plaid chair you could begin to understand me."	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5753	I have this obsession with visiting the reptile house at the zoo. What do you make of that, Doctor?	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5754	Therapy pet.	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5755	And you're sure you're never been in touch with politics....?	1.2553	0.06429	47	35	12	0
5756	Everyone wants to be a fly on the wall, and honestly, it just makes me feel like I have no purpose.	1.2553	0.06429	47	35	12	0
5757	Nobody sees my true colors	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5758	Do you ever see a bit of yourself in the things around you?	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
5759	Why don’t you tell me about that night?	1.2553	0.06429	47	35	12	0
5760	I think I prefer the cheetah print...	1.2553	0.07735	47	37	8	2
5761	I feel like...why are you doodling an empty couch?" @bentic.j	1.2553	0.06429	47	35	12	0
5762	Mrs. Bixby, last session you said you felt unnoticed at your job in the furniture showroom? How did this week go?	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
5763	Your psyche borders on psychedelia.	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5764	We have to work on camouflaging your feelings.	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5765	But you say being a wallflower like it is a good thing?	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5766	The last time I was here, you told me it was ridiculous to call her a witch.	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5767	I am comfortable.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
5768	I just want to be in the swim of things again.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
5769	And then they drained the swamp.	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
5770	And you say that you have trouble blending in?	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
5771	I never feel like I"m being seen.	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
5772	Do you think your sense of self is evolving?	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5773	I mean, am I truly ‘fitting in’ if I don’t have a choice in the matter?	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5774	Sometimes it seems like you don’t even know I’m here.	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
5775	How long have you been an overachiever?	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
5776	So, your identity issues began back in the sixties?	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5777	What else have you read besides "Metamorphosis"?	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5778	Hmm,has this counseling session gone awry? Am I on your menu?	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5779	Which person (personality) are we treating today?	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5780	Doc, why am I so reluctant to change?	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5781	No matter where I go, doc, I can't even find myself.	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5782	Note to myself: per Lacan the chameleon's body is over written with floral patterns.	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5783	How long have you had this feeling of being ignored by everyone?	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5784	She keeps trying to change me into something I'm not changing into .	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5785	So tell me about your conformist tendencies and ability to change.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
5786	What do you mean "next patient"?	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5787	No one knows the real me.	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5788	Oh well, he's gone. Could move up my 5 o'clock.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
5789	I don’t need tissues, Dr. Schnitzel. I don’t have a nose.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
5790	It could be over-assimilation syndrome.	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5791	Could you please stop upholstering your couch to match me?	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5792	Well, if you really think checks and stripes clash, I'll change."	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5793	How long have you felt this compulsion to blend in?	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5794	At 60 bucks an hour, you better stop ignoring me!!	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5795	No one notices you!	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5796	Your feelings for my sport coat seem only skin deep.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
5797	I feel totally inadquae when it comes to herringbone.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
5798	I THINK I'VE TURNED INTO SOME KIND OF ANIMAL LIFE	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
5799	I'm a good person, but karma is always chasing me.	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5800	I can’t take all the changes.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
5801	I feel like I can never be myself	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5802	so I started doing cross-fit...	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5803	I’ve been told I’m just living on the surface.	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
5804	Doc! That is so not the truth about me! I am not a racist!	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5805	I can't help feeling I've changed	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5806	. "Everything looks like a fly to me."	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
5807	So tell me, what makes you feel like you don't stand out?	1.2545	0.05928	55	41	14	0
5808	Donna, any word from my two o'clock?	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
5809	So you feel like your skin is crawling, tell me more about that.	1.2545	0.05928	55	41	14	0
5810	Some days it feels like no one even sees me.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
5811	No-one sees me for what I am. No-one even sees me.	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
5812	You mercilessly teased your siblings? How cold-blooded of you!	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
5813	These flowers on my skin are making me paranoid - someone will want a wallet with that pattern.	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
5814	So, the officer says you think you've located the whereabouts of your long-lost twin brother?	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
5815	So you are sticking to "Reptile" by the Church as the greatest song ever written?	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
5816	What triggers your intense fear of being unable to fit in?	1.2545	0.05928	55	41	14	0
5817	I just feel like I don't blend in	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
5818	Interesting. Invisible ink seems to trigger the patient's identity crisis.	1.2545	0.05928	55	41	14	0
5819	Sometimes I feel invisible, like I'm not being seen or heard.	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
5820	So....it bothers you sometimes that your skin has to match your surroundings?	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
5821	Am I a narcisst if I only feel like myself when I look into a mirror?	1.2545	0.05928	55	41	14	0
5822	I see changing your colors is easy for you, but changing your behavior might prove more difficult.	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
5823	So karma, karma, karma, karma, karma?	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
5824	No! What I said was “From the get-go!”	1.2545	0.05928	55	41	14	0
5825	My understanding is you're here to deal with your social anxiety issues.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
5826	You feel invisible? You don’t think people see the real you?	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
5827	I am just trapped in this black and white thinking and it’s making me resistant to change.	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
5828	‘So, you say you’ve been having trouble feeling independent lately’	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
5829	The truth is I’m afraid of change.	1.2545	0.05928	55	41	14	0
5830	People never seem to notice that I'm in the room.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
5831	I see a bug, I try to ignore it, I try to hold it in, but then BAM! I can’t control myself.	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
5832	I keep changing all the time. According to Google, I may have multiple personality disorder. Is that right?	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
5833	When did you first start feeling the need to blend in	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
5834	I’ve been pretty lonely lately. I just feel so invisible to others.	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
5835	My wife just left me and when I asked her why she just said Karma Chameleon.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
5836	I have a person of color background	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
5837	On the surface I am always blending in, but deep down I just want to stand out	1.2545	0.05637	55	43	11	1
5838	So sick and tired of blending in. If I could just find a way to stand out.	1.2542	0.05717	59	44	15	0
5839	That's just your reptilian brain not talking.	1.2542	0.05717	59	44	15	0
5840	Sorry. Can you repeat that?	1.2542	0.05717	59	44	15	0
5841	I try to be more of an individualist, but I keep just blending in.	1.2542	0.06208	59	45	13	1
5842	Stop That...	1.2542	0.06208	59	45	13	1
5843	Tell me how that makes you teal.	1.2542	0.06662	59	46	11	2
5844	... and then he said just calm down and change your colors to red, gold, and green. In your dreams, I said ...	1.2542	0.07087	59	47	9	3
5845	Change is hard?!?!	1.2542	0.06662	59	46	11	2
5846	I'm tired of your lack of design sense reflecting on my image. Order a new chaise in green. Now!	1.2542	0.05717	59	44	15	0
5847	Umm, may I use the bathroom?	1.2542	0.05717	59	44	15	0
5848	I just wish more people would notice me.	1.2542	0.06662	59	46	11	2
5849	You have listened to me for an hour. Now do you think I'm a monster?	1.2542	0.06662	59	46	11	2
5850	How would you like being mistaken for a throw pillow?	1.2542	0.06208	59	45	13	1
5851	I feel sofa gone	1.2542	0.06208	59	45	13	1
5852	That‘s not exactly what I meant when I said you need to tackle your adjustment problems.	1.2542	0.06208	59	45	13	1
5853	Chatfield on the couch.	1.2542	0.05717	59	44	15	0
5854	Session 1: Fear of chameleons confirmed. Send bill for entire hour.	1.2542	0.06208	59	45	13	1
5855	I want to enjoy the holidays but my brother ate my children.	1.2542	0.06208	59	45	13	1
5856	An Enneagram Four’s worst nightmare.	1.2542	0.06208	59	45	13	1
5857	It seems you've grown to resent frequent changes in environment	1.2542	0.06662	59	46	11	2
5858	I know growth can be scary, but really, there's no going back!	1.2540	0.05973	63	48	14	1
5859	To be yourself, it is hard to accept.	1.2540	0.06776	63	50	10	3
5860	I don't know why, but I feel invisible.	1.2540	0.06387	63	49	12	2
5861	So you say I'm expressing my power not my fear, I like that.	1.2540	0.05973	63	48	14	1
5862	I wish more things bugged me.	1.2540	0.06387	63	49	12	2
5863	They don't see me for who I really am.	1.2540	0.06387	63	49	12	2
5864	OK for the next test concentrate on my jacket.	1.2537	0.06840	67	54	9	4
5865	AAAAA I'M SEEING GIANT LIZARDS IN MY OFFICE I'VE GONE MAD! MAD, I TELL YOU!	1.2537	0.06501	67	53	11	3
5866	'"It's Karma, with a 'K'."	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
5867	You must focus on one thing at a time	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
5868	So, this is how I die.	1.2537	0.05356	67	50	17	0
5869	How long have you had this feeling of being invisible in your marriage?	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5870	Admit it. It's becoming a pattern.	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
5871	Do you still believe that lizard people are taking over the planet?"	1.2500	0.06981	60	48	9	3
5872	This is the happiest pattern I've been in weeks.	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
5873	How long have you felt that you're always part of the background?	1.2500	0.06316	48	36	12	0
5874	Ok, so your telling me..W-w-h..um where did you go?	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
5875	I don't think our therapy is evolving.	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
5876	My friends tell me I’m too into new fashions,	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
5877	From the outset we can determine that easy compliance is going to be a problem.	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
5878	I just don't think you will have any real breakthrough until you stop repeating this pattern of behavior.	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
5879	Perhaps when you try so hard to fit in, no one notices who you really are.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
5880	You need to be the change you want to see in colors.	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
5881	I don't feel seen, Doc.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5882	I just feel so cold-blooded sometimes.....	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
5883	Hmmm... let's see here: your right eye will not communicate with your left eye, and your skin keeps changing color out of your control. Anything else?	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
5884	People say I’m too fickle.	1.2500	0.06316	48	36	12	0
5885	I just never fit in.	1.2500	0.05839	56	42	14	0
5886	Sometimes I feel people don’t really see me.	1.2500	0.06316	48	36	12	0
5887	You say you don't feel loved. What exactly makes an iguana feel loved?	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5888	Patient's mode seems to match the couch.	1.2500	0.08047	44	35	7	2
5889	No, I don’t hear a buzzing fly.	1.2500	0.06118	60	46	13	1
5890	Well, you certainly appear to struggle with karma, karma, karma, karma, karma commitment issues. You come and go. You come and go.	1.2500	0.08154	48	39	6	3
5891	How long have you had this problem with self-expression?	1.2500	0.06934	40	30	10	0
5892	Thinks he’s a leopard. Worse case of schizophrenia I’ve ever encountered.	1.2500	0.05637	60	45	15	0
5893	Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see.	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
5894	Well, I don’t know why he left—he made a big deal about karma, and then something about my coming and going...	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
5895	So you're saying you fear both standing out and blending in?	1.2500	0.05839	56	42	14	0
5896	Although patient rebels against a checkered past, he is still captive to his background, unable to assert individuality, and seeks only to blend in.	1.2500	0.06603	44	33	11	0
5897	Yes, I'm, not happy with my sex life but it has been unseasonably cold.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
5898	A pattern seems to be emerging.	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
5899	I swear Doc, this is how I am at home too!	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5900	With all this talk about green energy, you've got a mental block about meeting expectations?	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5901	And then I turn green with envy!	1.2500	0.06861	56	44	10	2
5902	You suffer from a compulsive need to fit in.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5903	Doctor Darwin, I'm feeling a lot of pressure to evolve.	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
5904	Reads: "Needs to focus on establishing his USP".	1.2500	0.05290	68	51	17	0
5905	Normally I don't do this, but I will consult with your plan administrator to see if their plan covers e-reptile dysfunction.	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
5906	When did you first realize that flies don't taste good?	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5907	And when did these thoughts of invisibility and feeling like part of the furniture begin?	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5908	Could you have this recovered in something less floral?	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
5909	Did you feel victimized in Night of the Iguana for tasting like chicken?	1.2500	0.06316	48	36	12	0
5910	People don’t see me …	1.2500	0.08047	44	35	7	2
5911	I want to differentiate myself.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
5912	Let’s go down and swim in that liquid moonlight	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
5913	Are you giving me the side eye?	1.2500	0.06316	48	36	12	0
5914	Stop looking at my dating profile.	1.2500	0.05637	60	45	15	0
5915	Love the one you're with.	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
5916	I see a pattern here...	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
5917	It says here your last job was with Cook’s Pest Control, and your last wife was a Black Snake.	1.2500	0.05839	56	42	14	0
5918	What do you mean, “What difference does it make?” Of course it makes a difference!	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
5919	This feeling of being unnoticed, why do you think that is?	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
5920	Where's the rest of me?	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
5921	So when did you first realise that you weren't a gecko?	1.2500	0.06981	60	48	9	3
5922	And I thought only my brain was “lizard”.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5923	I don't feel like I fit in	1.2500	0.05455	64	48	16	0
5924	My friend George said it was Karma”	1.2500	0.05893	64	49	14	1
5925	No, Jerry, I can't say that I've ever heard of a werechameleon.	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
5926	Your chameleon syndrome is showing	1.2500	0.05455	64	48	16	0
5927	Why do I match the couch	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
5928	You say you sometimes feel blue, can you expound on that?	1.2500	0.05839	56	42	14	0
5929	Have you tried blending in with the surroundings?	1.2500	0.05839	56	42	14	0
5930	Yes, but you must want to change.	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5931	I flop at everything	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
5932	I think you're a real chameleon, but you can't hide your feelings.	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5933	That’s not fair, I was hiding among-the-couch.	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
5934	The Reptilian Brain.	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5935	I see you, Harold. Turn back into a paying patient.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5936	How has trying to fit in worked for you?	1.2500	0.06934	40	30	10	0
5937	Now, you say you self identify as a conformist, socially blending in with those around you.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5938	But, of course, you'll have to w want to change...	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
5939	So my wife keeps telling me I gotta stop reading Kafka	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
5940	You know, C, change is good for everyone. I guess that means you're the luckiest creature on earth.	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
5941	I’m having trouble adapting to my surroundings	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5942	I feel alienated from my wife. We are almost invisible to each other while we sit together watching TV.	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5943	Look, I may be just a lizard, but don't call this a long tale.	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5944	Wait, stop writing! It was no big deal that my mother ate my dad after he fertilized her.	1.2500	0.05290	68	51	17	0
5945	Just one time I'd like to feel seen.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5946	Like politicians and salespeople,chameleons change to their surroundings. Yours is genetic. Salespeople are taught. Politicians are lack of character and ethics.	1.2500	0.07319	56	45	8	3
5947	It's noted here that you consider yourself a master escape artist.	1.2500	0.06861	56	44	10	2
5948	How long have you been obsessed with Boy George?	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
5949	My relationships? They tend to run hot and cold.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5950	How's that non-conformist thing going?	1.2500	0.06316	48	36	12	0
5951	I'd say we're making progress. You're not blue today.	1.2500	0.05839	56	42	14	0
5952	My name is Gregor. I would like to change.	1.2500	0.06861	56	44	10	2
5953	Everyone expects me to change!	1.2500	0.07374	60	49	7	4
5954	Whadya mean 'patient has trouble fitting in'?!?	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5955	I wish I fit in better.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5956	"My decline began when I auditioned to be the marijuana iguana, and Geico sued me for IP infringement."	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5957	Sigmund Freud: April 4th, 1905: I am on the verge of dispair with the human animal. Oy vey - too complicated! I have instead expanded my practice and found satisfying results. These new patients are most amenable and pay on time.	1.2500	0.06118	60	46	13	1
5958	So from what I got, I would say you are an introvert. You like to blend in with your surroundings	1.2500	0.05455	64	48	16	0
5959	Why is it all about me? Your pants match the wainscoting, and your jacket matches the chair.	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
5960	SO” ‘so’ “WHAT” ‘what’ “SEEMS” ‘seems’ “TO” ‘to’ “BE” ‘be’ “THE” ‘the’ “PROBLEM?” ‘problem’	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
5961	Doc, I feel invisible, like people don’t see me for who I am	1.2500	0.06861	56	44	10	2
5962	How long have you had this obsessive need to blend in?	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
5963	Are you analyzing my lizard brain today, Doctor?	1.2500	0.04594	56	45	10	1
5964	She said she had to wash her hair, but I think there was more to her rejection than that.	1.2500	0.05839	56	42	14	0
5965	That's chameleon NOT lizard!	1.2500	0.08586	40	32	6	2
5966	What makes you think that I'm a conformist?	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
5967	It's not like I'm trying to be cold blooded!	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5968	You say you experience feelings of rejection rather than blending in?	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5969	Patient thinks I can hear him but can't see him.	1.2500	0.05637	60	45	15	0
5970	My wife complains that I never show her my true colors"	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
5971	Again, the patient remained silent thought the session and slipped out without a sound. On the plus side, the roach problem is apparently cleared up.	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
5972	I told you I empathize with everyone.	1.2500	0.07319	56	45	8	3
5973	So you sometimes feel like people don't see you ? Tell me more about your childhood	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5974	I think you might be depressed too if you always disappeared into the background.	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
5975	I guess I've always felt like I'm never really seen, you know?	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
5976	Patient exhibits a tendency to blend into the background.	1.2500	0.05893	64	49	14	1
5977	Nobody notices me at parties, I just seem to blend into the surroundings	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
5978	Falling into the same old patterns, you say?	1.2500	0.07804	40	31	8	1
5979	I may blend in, but you still should be able to see me.	1.2500	0.06934	40	30	10	0
5980	Tell me about these patterns you can't seem to break."	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
5981	I hear you saying that you normally have a blend of emotions wherever you go.	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5982	I don't feel like I get the attention I deserve.	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
5983	Why am I doing this?	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
5984	Dear...patient. Waited and waited....Going to lunch....	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
5985	Sometimes I feel you don't really see me.	1.2500	0.06603	44	33	11	0
5986	I know you have tough skin, but you shouldn't hide your feelings anymore.	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
5987	Yes, but how does it make you feel that I mixed stripes and plaid?	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
5988	Well, then she kissed me and I was supposed to turn into a prince!!!	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
5989	How can I open up to you when you have humiliated me like this?	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
5990	Well,I do see where you are coming from.	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
5991	I'm a frogyan You are a Freudian Maybe we can help each other	1.2500	0.05290	68	51	17	0
5992	You're being paranoid again. I am NOT looking to have a pillow made.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5993	Don’t you see me??	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
5994	Tell me about this desire to return to the egg.	1.2500	0.07319	56	45	8	3
5995	How do you feel about the "change"?	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
5996	According to the DSM, there’s nothing wrong with being a prince of chintz.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5997	So this identity crisis goes back as far you can remember?	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
5998	Why do you feel people are looking right through you?	1.2500	0.05839	56	42	14	0
5999	I always thought I needed to change according to where I am and who I’m with ... but maybe I have a warped sense of self.	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
6000	So...tell me more about that night...	1.2500	0.04202	60	50	8	2
6001	Cammy Leon had taken hiding from her problems to a new level	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
6002	As I’ve been telling you…I didn’t miss my last appointment, I just blended into the wallpaper!	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
6003	I'm pretty sure I'm already in touch with my reptilian brain, Doc.	1.2500	0.05744	52	41	10	1
6004	Hmmmm..So your color blind, and you weren’t aware that was coloring your opinions and choices?	1.2500	0.05744	52	41	10	1
6005	You've cleary already changed a lot since last week.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
6006	I'm not political, I just change colours	1.2500	0.07804	40	31	8	1
6007	She compared me to an Iguana and I knew our relationship would never be the same	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
6008	They say try to blend in and people will like you, but I can't stop thinking that I'm doing it wrong.	1.2500	0.06316	48	36	12	0
6009	I feel like you’re not really looking at me	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
6010	I'm still here, Doc.	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
6011	I’m tired of changing for other people doc, I just want to ME!	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
6012	I've told you before. You can show your true colors in here.	1.2500	0.05839	56	42	14	0
6013	... They took me out of the matching contest and I'm having a hard time accepting that.	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
6014	I was fine with social distancing until I have a hard time blending in lately.	1.2500	0.07750	56	46	6	4
6015	Do you see red or blue?	1.2500	0.06316	48	36	12	0
6016	I just want to feel seen. My whole life I've felt invisible.	1.2500	0.06934	40	30	10	0
6017	Eyes on me, sir	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
6018	I'm not narcissistic, I just have trouble seeing myself in the mirror	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
6019	Camo may be back in fashion, but I am trying to add pizzazz to my style.	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
6020	Subject is clearly struggling with identity of self.	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
6021	You know I can still see you". "That's the chair doc	1.2500	0.06316	48	36	12	0
6022	You seem to adapt real well, but can you overcome?	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
6023	I really find a lot to identify with in the music of David Bowie	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
6024	You want me to mingle? Believe me, it’s not for the lack of trying!	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
6025	How long have you had this fear of croaking?	1.2500	0.06861	56	44	10	2
6026	I dreamed of NY to further my acting career...Then, the pandemic hit and I began blending in	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
6027	my life feels mundane, I need a change	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
6028	Do I get points for surviving?	1.2500	0.07360	44	34	9	1
6029	So you’ve always been a social chameleon?	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
6030	Why do i always have to change?	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
6031	Iguana hear more about your mother .	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
6032	It all became apparent when I stopped changing color.	1.2500	0.06371	56	43	12	1
6033	Are you even listening?!	1.2500	0.07319	56	45	8	3
6034	Your behavior is actually quite advanced. I haven’t seen anything like it since the social butterfly.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
6035	Stocked in my pattern again...	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
6036	Look, I know that I said I wanted to be a fly on the wall here, but please don't look at me like one.	1.2500	0.07591	48	38	8	2
6037	Dr. I can't explain why my skin matches your couch fabric. Maybe it's the transference.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
6038	Tell me what seems to be bothering you. We can skip the part about you not wanting to be here.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
6039	You cannot change anything unless you accept it - even colour	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
6040	I wish people would just stop assuming that I come and go.	1.2500	0.06316	48	36	12	0
6041	We must determine why you utilize such primitive defense mechanisms.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
6042	I just want you to give me a tablet.	1.2500	0.06983	48	37	10	1
6043	Do I have body dysmorphia or am I just insecure?	1.2500	0.06118	60	46	13	1
6044	Why doesn't anyone notice me?	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
6045	Stop writing. See, I can change.	1.2464	0.05619	69	53	15	1
6046	Wait, what are you writing? What do you mean I have a hesitancy to change?	1.2462	0.05385	65	49	16	0
6047	I understand that you feel that people using the phrase "horse of another color" is a racist sleight on your superior abilities	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
6048	Now this, I might analyze, is a chameleon of a different color.	1.2459	0.06031	61	47	13	1
6049	It happens...	1.2459	0.06877	61	49	9	3
6050	And when did you first start feeling you were a horse of many colors?	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
6051	And then she said “you’re so boring, you keep repeating the same thing over and over again.Everything is always about YOU. No one cares to listen” and I said ...Dr. Janke .. Doc are you taking notes or have you fallen asleep?”	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
6052	So, change comes too easy for you?	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
6053	Drat!! My vanity all this time... I am no match to his changing gamut of colors...	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
6054	I guana be happy	1.2459	0.05559	61	46	15	0
6055	Yes, I will get a sun lamp for you for our next session	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
6056	What are you writing doc, I haven't said a word yet.	1.2459	0.05559	61	46	15	0
6057	No one understands my true colors!	1.2459	0.06031	61	47	13	1
6058	I promise honesty from the gecko...	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
6059	Do you feel you are easily influenced?	1.2459	0.06031	61	47	13	1
6060	Tell me, how often do you do drugs?	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
6061	It’s just been so hard to stand out.	1.2459	0.06031	61	47	13	1
6062	Unfitting souls	1.2459	0.05559	61	46	15	0
6063	All i want is just once for my life to camouflage to me...	1.2459	0.06031	61	47	13	1
6064	Last week we discussed how you hide from those closest to you."	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6065	This week I want you to try to get out of your comfort zone and not just blend in to the crowd	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6066	'I think I see a pattern here...'	1.2456	0.05752	57	43	14	0
6067	I feel like people don't see through the real me	1.2456	0.07203	57	46	8	3
6068	Why doesn't anyone ever really see me?	1.2456	0.05752	57	43	14	0
6069	Doc, bugs give me the willies.	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6070	Dr. Theosis writes: The subject is a true chameleon. His personality can change in an instant. A moment ago he was friendly and affable. Now he has become silent and inscrutable, and each of his eyes turn independently.	1.2456	0.05752	57	43	14	0
6071	You misspelled paranoid.	1.2456	0.06754	57	45	10	2
6072	No peeking!	1.2456	0.06754	57	45	10	2
6073	Is this the day of the Iguana?	1.2456	0.06754	57	45	10	2
6074	What is it about your kid brother selling insurance that makes you feel inadequate?	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6075	How does the new upholstery make you feel?	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6076	Zebra envy is killing me, Doc.	1.2456	0.06754	57	45	10	2
6077	Dr. Wayne quietly noted his patient's tendency to hide from his troubles at the slightest provocation. Or if a fly were nearby.	1.2456	0.05752	57	43	14	0
6078	I'm torn between recommending 'Just do you' and 'Stop doing you'.	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6079	I think my wife is cheating on me.	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6080	You think you have a twin brother.	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6081	You know, I’m used to people not noticing me, so this whole sitting in silence thing you’re doing doesn’t bother me one bit. Hello??	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6082	I advise you to live in the moment.	1.2456	0.06754	57	45	10	2
6083	I am simply the iguana from Ipanema so please stop talking to me about gender identification.	1.2456	0.07626	57	47	6	4
6084	Hard to impress a cartoon analyst with 94 years of experience.	1.2456	0.05752	57	43	14	0
6085	Lacking confidence, indecisive, keeps changing his color...	1.2456	0.06754	57	45	10	2
6086	Everyone ignores me.	1.2456	0.07203	57	46	8	3
6087	Um... Excuse me sir. I came here for an appointment over an hour ago. Did I come at the wrong time or? Hey, can you even see that I'm talking to you!	1.2456	0.06754	57	45	10	2
6088	I know you've got "skin in the game"... but charging $1,500 to reupholster my couch is outrageous.	1.2456	0.05752	57	43	14	0
6089	Blending in 101!	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6090	Would you say that you have a tendency to hide from your feelings?	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6091	So what you’re saying is; you’re still trying to find yourself?	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6092	... the truth is, I'm struggling to adjust to this new reality	1.2456	0.05752	57	43	14	0
6093	I feel like you’re talking to the chair.	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6094	Do you feel like you’re hiding your true self?	1.2456	0.05752	57	43	14	0
6095	Everyone I date says I act just like them	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
6096	I only wanted to know if you were willing to change	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6097	The key is to keep your lizard brain in check	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6098	Time for a new couch. It's staring me in the face.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6099	Can't wait to wear that combo!	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6100	Lately I’ve been feeling I’m just a part of the furniture... Indu Balachandran indubee8@yahoo.co.in	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6101	Well, according to my notes you were a kitten when we last met, Mittens.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
6102	So you really wanted to be in accounting.	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6103	Would you say you tend to be a conformist?	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
6104	But Dr. Freud, I thought I woke up as a cockroach.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6105	I find it so hard to blend in...	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6106	Last week you said you were feeling blue, and this week you say everything's coming up daisies. Let's try to get in touch with what's causing these mood swings."	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6107	No Doc. I've never really had a problem blending in.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6108	The power of transference was not lost on either patient or analyst.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
6109	I find all the negative stereotypes of "cold-blooded reptile" very depressing.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6110	I should have never mentioned I liked to eat flies.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6111	So tell me about this dream where you show up to work naked...	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6112	People keep getting me confused for a past President	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6113	Sometimes I feel that people can't see the true me.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6114	I think I need to change my prescription.	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6115	Sometimes I wish I could just disappear	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6116	He has rationalized to himself that I am a figment of his imagination!	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6117	Please don't snap the pen out of my hand again	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
6118	Leonard Zelig, huh? Where have I seen that name before?	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6119	Sometimes it’s hard to stand out.	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6120	I just feel like a guana without any "I'"	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
6121	Hmm. And I thought it was only humans who relied on embarrassing defense mechanisms...	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
6122	I can see where you don't feel seen.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
6123	It doesn’t seem like that ‘now’ but it’s been a really tough year.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6124	I can see that you really can't get out of your confort zone.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6125	I don’t see the issue, have you tried hugging a tree?	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
6126	I fit in everywhere - I don't even know who I am anymore.	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6127	Tell me about this need to blend in	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6128	‘So you’re feeling blue?’	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6129	I feel like whenever I’m with my mother, I become her.	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6130	I have to be more hot, I have to change.	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
6131	I can see how it can make you feel that way, Pepper	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
6132	I feel that I'm too accommodating, then I get rolled all over	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
6133	I was never allowed to wear floral patterns as a child. Wait, what are you writing down?	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
6134	I don’t mean to catastrophize, but what’s next, herringbone	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
6135	I fear I’ve become one with the couch.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
6136	Everyone is out to get me.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
6137	Sometimes I wish I could just hide from it all.	1.2449	0.06207	49	37	12	0
6138	Patient has an overwhelming urge to blend in wherever he goes.	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6139	We haven't evolved much during these sessions.	1.2449	0.06207	49	37	12	0
6140	Those shoes would be a challenge.	1.2449	0.06207	49	37	12	0
6141	When did you realize that Zelig syndrome was coming on?	1.2449	0.06207	49	37	12	0
6142	I don't know how that makes me feel. I haven't evolved for feelings yet.	1.2449	0.06207	49	37	12	0
6143	Nah, “Kafkaesque” is when you turn into a bug.	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6144	Walter R: Hides behind a facade in order to conceal true self	1.2449	0.06207	49	37	12	0
6145	Sir, could you kindly review your last note about relationships? You didn't get it right.	1.2449	0.06207	49	37	12	0
6146	I'm afraid if you get to know me better you'll realize I'm not actually a chameleon.	1.2449	0.07452	49	39	8	2
6147	This is the only place I feel truly seen.	1.2449	0.07452	49	39	8	2
6148	Sometimes, I just feel like I’m invisible.	1.2449	0.07452	49	39	8	2
6149	And how did you feel when your mother seemed cold-blooded?	1.2449	0.06207	49	37	12	0
6150	But it is more than just an attraction	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6151	So how long have your eyes been moving independently of one another?	1.2449	0.07452	49	39	8	2
6152	In my dreams I'm camouflaged as a human.	1.2449	0.04639	49	40	8	1
6153	I'm trying doc, but every morning I wake up believing I'm a cockroach!	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6154	And, how do you feel when cold weather makes you drop out of trees?	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6155	I may be all colorful flowers on the outside, but I’m blue on the inside.	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6156	It feels like people talk about me like I am not there.	1.2449	0.06207	49	37	12	0
6157	Excuse me for prying but what are you writing? I tend to blend in when I'm feeling judged or scared.	1.2449	0.06207	49	37	12	0
6158	And then Mother said again “Didn’t I warn you about swimming with sharks?”	1.2449	0.07452	49	39	8	2
6159	When I said " I can change "" I wasn't prepared for the whole karma thing.	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6160	Tell me more about this need to 'blend in.'"	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6161	Isn't it curious that he chose a doctor named Zelig?	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6162	I have no sense of self Doc	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6163	When did you start feeling one with the couch?	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6164	Is that his will?	1.2449	0.07452	49	39	8	2
6165	In this line of work do you consider yourself to be a sort of fly on the wall?	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6166	And they made me say "Woof"	1.2449	0.07452	49	39	8	2
6167	Could you please get a new chaise lounge, I really hate this color on me	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
6168	what was in those gummy bears? The lizard brain is alive!	1.2449	0.06207	49	37	12	0
6169	so Mr Johnston you have lost your karma and you're looking to change	1.2449	0.08002	49	40	6	3
6170	I just feel like I don’t know my true colors…	1.2449	0.07452	49	39	8	2
6171	...seems adept at blending into his environment and yet displays major trust issues."	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
6172	Again! You forgot I was here and let that big lady lie down on me.	1.2444	0.06479	45	34	11	0
6173	How long have you been acting like a fish out of water?	1.2444	0.06479	45	34	11	0
6174	Session notes: Patient abruptly left after expressing often feeling invisible.	1.2444	0.06479	45	34	11	0
6175	Next, I’d like you to take this ink blot test.	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6176	It's just that this upholstery print is so passe...	1.2444	0.07885	45	36	7	2
6177	Oh well, another no-show from Mr. "Nobody sees the real me"	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6178	Please color within the lines, Doc.	1.2444	0.06479	45	34	11	0
6179	The patient practiced mirroring for the entire session	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6180	I'm a lonely lounge lizard.	1.2444	0.06479	45	34	11	0
6181	Ok, so you you blend in too easily and you need more autonomy where ever you go.	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6182	I always try to blend in.	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6183	Hmmm...well, yes, I did note that you're always changing your story, but nothing about color...	1.2444	0.06479	45	34	11	0
6184	Kafka's Gregor Samsa? Not applicable here.	1.2444	0.07885	45	36	7	2
6185	Uh, it's spelled J-a-c-k-i-e!	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6186	Let me get this straight, you were uplifted by the gecko ads but seeing Godzilla vs. King Kong depressed you?	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6187	Now Karma. Why do you think you are a Boy named George?	1.2444	0.07885	45	36	7	2
6188	Do you feel you've adapted well to therapy?	1.2444	0.07885	45	36	7	2
6189	I am loosing my identity by trying to blend in.	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6190	No matter how much I change on the surface,Doctor,I still essentially remain a lizard.	1.2444	0.07885	45	36	7	2
6191	Lie back and relax he said......LOOK at me you Creepy Sadistic Bastard!!	1.2444	0.06479	45	34	11	0
6192	So how often are you asked to explain the differences in car insurance policies?	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6193	You have made a remarkable recovery. You appear to be adapting well to your new surroundings.	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6194	Well how does THIS make YOU, feel?	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6195	Doctor! I did as you said, I've been working on my neuroplasticity.	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6196	I feel branded.	1.2444	0.06479	45	34	11	0
6197	Why do you think you creep people out?	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6198	We need to watch that microdosing.	1.2444	0.07885	45	36	7	2
6199	Entry in Journal: Patient's anxiety stems from the fear of not blending in as society re-opens .. LOL!	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6200	Martha Stewart did warn me about this one	1.2444	0.08502	45	37	5	3
6201	Doctor. I just don't feel like myself lately.	1.2444	0.06479	45	34	11	0
6202	You seem to constantly code switch.	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6203	Everyone out there is advised to standout from the rest, but I cannot help blending in	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6204	You’re doing it again, Paul. Hiding is not an option if you want to change	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6205	My partner doesn't notice me when we're in bed.	1.2444	0.07885	45	36	7	2
6206	Beam me up, spotty!	1.2444	0.06479	45	34	11	0
6207	Can’t believe this guy didn’t show up for his appointment again.	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6208	I said, “Five _down_, not across.” .	1.2444	0.07885	45	36	7	2
6209	My apologies - the furniture came with the office	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6210	So doc, should I just stop trying so hard to blend in?	1.2444	0.08502	45	37	5	3
6211	I see you have no problem dealing with change…	1.2444	0.06479	45	34	11	0
6212	I don’t know, I think it all started back when I was a kid. I could never read of my dad, his personality would just change color at the drop of a hat.	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6213	I see, a classic enneatype 4	1.2444	0.08502	45	37	5	3
6214	The thing is, doc, she's shown me her true colours, and I don't like it.	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6215	I see. And do you fantasize about your mother?	1.2444	0.07216	45	35	9	1
6216	Mindfulness for the Reptilian Brain” is a book I recommend.	1.2439	0.06790	41	31	10	0
6217	Be yourself.	1.2439	0.06790	41	31	10	0
6218	Maybe being treated like you're invisible is a compliment in your family.	1.2439	0.07635	41	32	8	1
6219	I was very happy as a lounge lizard, until the pandemic came along.	1.2439	0.06790	41	31	10	0
6220	Let’s talk a bit about why you find it so depressing that I wear a plaid jacket and striped pants.	1.2439	0.07635	41	32	8	1
6221	I see you're evading the question...	1.2439	0.07635	41	32	8	1
6222	Your parents said you needed a good licking?	1.2439	0.07635	41	32	8	1
6223	Doc...help me find my true self so I can let go!	1.2439	0.06790	41	31	10	0
6224	I don't like people who keep changing colours	1.2439	0.06790	41	31	10	0
6225	Do you ever just feel invisible?	1.2439	0.06790	41	31	10	0
6226	When I said that we should stop seeing each other, this is not what I meant, Carl.	1.2439	0.07635	41	32	8	1
6227	Are you using a rating scale, or are you rating MY scales?	1.2439	0.06790	41	31	10	0
6228	Camouflage is not working for me anymore... well, to my thoughts at the very least.	1.2439	0.06790	41	31	10	0
6229	And why do you think that you don’t fit in?	1.2439	0.07635	41	32	8	1
6230	You do realize that our species will here long after humans are gone, you can write that in your little book.	1.2432	0.08133	37	29	7	1
6231	I’d say you’re textbook schizoid with dissociative identity disorder…	1.2432	0.09009	37	30	5	2
6232	Nature or nurture.	1.2432	0.05022	74	56	18	0
6233	So you feel TO blended in with the crowd?	1.2432	0.08133	37	29	7	1
6234	c’mon doc, that was too easy	1.2432	0.08133	37	29	7	1
6235	As with many of my patients, it’s your lizard brain that’s the problem in your marriage.	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
6236	So you say you live a colorful life?	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
6237	But that’s the problem Doc, I can’t stop looking for the fine print.	1.2424	0.06849	66	54	8	4
6238	I'm flexible, you can spell it 'Zigmund' if you like.	1.2419	0.06375	62	49	11	2
6239	In today's session, we seem to have touched on a sensitive topic.	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
6240	Now you be sure you don't put me down as some crazy lizard!	1.2419	0.05483	62	47	15	0
6241	Your outfit is atrocious, but I don't get to chose what I wear.	1.2419	0.06375	62	49	11	2
6242	This anger, you know, is just lizard-brain thinking.	1.2419	0.05483	62	47	15	0
6243	Unlike most of your patients, I just wish you could help me stop changing.	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
6244	Needs to scale back.	1.2419	0.06375	62	49	11	2
6245	Next!	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
6246	You don’t have to blend in. Try standing out	1.2419	0.06375	62	49	11	2
6247	when you say you hate my couch, do you think you could be projecting?? Because I picked that out myself	1.2419	0.06777	62	50	9	3
6248	Dear client, see you in the online session, the couch is not helping me identify your true colours anymore.	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
6249	It’s normal to want to be seen.	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6250	Despite everything, sometimes I feel like I don’t fit in.	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6251	The feelings of unease began when the lizard-shaped sofa cushion started rolling its eyes every time a patient came in...	1.2414	0.06650	58	46	10	2
6252	I need a hug!	1.2414	0.06650	58	46	10	2
6253	Next session, we will explore how always conforming is effecting your life.	1.2414	0.05668	58	44	14	0
6254	I have trouble not fitting into my surroundings	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6255	Let’s address the elephant in the room	1.2414	0.06650	58	46	10	2
6256	Mr. Carlin, you’ve regressed.	1.2414	0.05668	58	44	14	0
6257	Your problem with relationships is quite clear. You are simply cold blooded!	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6258	You are dead wrong with your Oedipus complex diagnosis. I didn't even meet my mother! She just laid my egg and left.	1.2414	0.07090	58	47	8	3
6259	So, you know people can still see you senator...	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6260	You say you have difficulty fitting in?	1.2414	0.07090	58	47	8	3
6261	Have you had any sun lately? You may want to try UVB oil	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6262	She expects me to change! Just like that! I really need her to accept me for who I am.	1.2414	0.07090	58	47	8	3
6263	You can’t see me? I prefer to keep my camera off.	1.2414	0.06650	58	46	10	2
6264	Draw me like one of your French lizards!	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6265	You said change was a good thing	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6266	I’m cold-blooded, Doc	1.2414	0.07505	58	48	6	4
6267	God they say that I have a Lotta colors in me ..	1.2414	0.07090	58	47	8	3
6268	Doctor: You make it so hard to see through you.	1.2414	0.05668	58	44	14	0
6269	I've overwhelmed by conspiracy theorists claiming I shed virus when I shed my tail	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6270	Doc, I can’t help but blend in when I want to stand out	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6271	is my need to just blend in another form of self mechanism doctor??	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6272	why are there 5 commas before my name in your notes?	1.2414	0.06179	58	45	12	1
6273	That's not an uncommon feeling, sir, but I want to assure you that you're still here... aren't you?	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
6274	I'm always feel like I'm going out on a limb, doc.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6275	So you feel like people are having trouble seeing the real you?	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6276	And why exactly does your wife think you're cold-blooded?	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6277	I just don’t think they are seeing the real me.	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
6278	Hmmm. Demonstrates marked projection.	1.2407	0.08332	54	46	3	5
6279	Prefers to camouflage his feelings... with floral patterns...	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6280	You’re exhibiting a predictable behavioral pattern.	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
6281	Sometime I don't feel seen.	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
6282	So people are more afraid of you than you are of them?	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6283	9 across is « iguana,» Doc.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6284	Keep that tongue in your mouth!	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
6285	Are you listening to me or just drawing me for fun? I'm having an identity crisis and need help!	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6286	Let's explore why your favorite song is "I'm Invisible."	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6287	Half the damn world just thinks of us as dinosaurs.	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
6288	Patient exhibits innate desire to conform.	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6289	In my opinion, you have pronounced assimilation issues.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6290	Oops, sorry. I didn't see you there.	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6291	Why do YOU think you are so impressionable?	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6292	My problems began with Boy George's song Karma Chameleon.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6293	So how has the self assertion been going”	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6294	This feeling of being unable to fit in, how long have you had it?	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6295	In my opinion, your problems go quite a bit deeper than simple paisley-envy.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6296	I sometimes feel like a lizard	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6297	Yes, doctor, it's Franz, F-R-A-N-Z.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6298	Sometimes I find it hard to meet the demands of those around me.	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6299	I should’ve been a pair of ragged claws ...	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6300	Sorry. Can‘t help you. You‘re two million years too early.	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
6301	I hate it when a client doesn't show up.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6302	I'm not seeing much progress yet.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6303	How many times, Doctor, have we performed this accursed switcharoo, you becoming me, I you?	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6304	Zelig is considering changing psychiatrists. Matching the floral pattern of this one’s couch is mentally and physically exhausting.	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
6305	I’m seeing signs of multiple personality disorder. Or maybe he’s just a chameleon...	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6306	I don't know doc, I just want to blend in"	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6307	I hope to see you next week on my new plaid couch.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6308	I see here that you have a record of being hard to find for your appointments.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6309	I’m informed that you don’t have a single racist bone in your body. So, I trust you’ll help me understand my true colors.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6310	Now do this thing again with your extendable tongue"	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
6311	Tell me more about who’s out to get you.	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6312	I do want to feel seen but I’m scared	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
6313	Patient experiencing feelings of isolation, despite a seemingly natural ability to fit in.	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6314	‘name’? ‘Nigel Farage’	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
6315	I don’t know, Doc. I feel like I’m integrating things, but maybe it’s just an illusion.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6316	Hi, my name is Gemini.	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6317	I Guana understand, that’s all	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6318	- My diagnosis? IKEA, pretty sure.	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
6319	Boy George ruined my life...	1.2407	0.05873	54	41	13	0
6320	Unfortunately, it was only the fluorescents that were buzzing.	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
6321	(thought bubble) “Another missed appointment; this client is the worse”	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6322	When did these feelings of imposter syndrome start	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
6323	Draw me like one of you French chameleons.	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
6324	I feel like nobody can see past my tough exterior.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6325	You"re paying good money to be here, at least you could show up.	1.2400	0.07856	50	41	6	3
6326	I just feel like I blend in too much.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6327	I see you wrote my name is Barry. That’s wrong. it Harry.	1.2400	0.08359	50	42	4	4
6328	Edible, not Oedipal.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6329	Don't look so impatient. Let me finish my sudoku.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6330	So you’re saying as a chameleon you have trouble maintaining your identity because you keep blending in to your surroundings?	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6331	Twice a week for fifteen years and I still think I’m a lizard.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6332	Note to self: return couch, keep chameleon.	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
6333	The last guy told me I was sublimating	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6334	No matter how hard I try, I just don’t fit in.	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
6335	And how did you feel when she called you a pangolin?	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6336	Everyone thinks I’m tough skinned....	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
6337	It’s like he just can’t see me.	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
6338	i’m sorry, this pattern makes me jumpy	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
6339	Hey Karma, let me know when you get here - and, you know I hate it when you read over my shoulder shoulder shoulder.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6340	If I knew that we would turn out like you I would have stayed in the ocean !	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6341	So, how long have you been feeling like you're just part of the furniture?	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6342	So,you started feeling green on the boat ride. Then what happened?	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6343	I'm just not a stand out.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6344	You have to really want to change.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6345	Oh god, he's drawing bugs!	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6346	That's my car insurance quote ??	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6347	You flick your tongue at me one more time, and this season is over.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6348	It's like she doesn't know I exist!	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
6349	What makes you think you're hiding from the truth?	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
6350	How long have you had this hatred for your mother?	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
6351	So how long has this self delusional transformation been going on, Mr Mander?	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
6352	Not to mess with your journal article but I don't have multiple personality disorder. I'm a chameleon.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6353	And then she called me a wallflower...maybe I should stay away from floral prints altogether.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6354	But it’s supposed to be a defense mechanism	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6355	HEY! THAT WAS NOT THE REASON I TURNED BLUE! . . .	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6356	I have boundary issues.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6357	So, you're saying you feel like you never stand out?	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6358	I love us..	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
6359	All I ever wanted to do was to fit in.	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
6360	Whatever you drew there, I know you drew me	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
6361	Writes down: Client didn’t show up again today	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
6362	Does that say"google lizard to human diseases".	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6363	My lizard rates are $200 an hour or $300 if you're venomous.	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6364	A lot of things bug me but I'm sure I can change.	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6365	You say your mother was never warm to you?	1.2391	0.07730	46	37	7	2
6366	And when did you realize you were a cold blooded killer?	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6367	Should I tell him?	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6368	Transference now an issue. Patient should seek new therapist. Or I should redecorate.	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6369	Out of the corner of my eye, I think you seem to look like an iguana and if I'm right, I apologize for any perceived stereotypical iguana prejudice. But if I'm wrong, I certainly am going to return these brand new glasses	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6370	So, when did you start feeling different from the other kids?	1.2391	0.06359	46	35	11	0
6371	Hector finally got his masochistic wish to see his session notes and it was worse than he’d feared—dozens of his therapist’s bubbly signature, a doodle of He-Man with a penis so long it coiled at his feet, an underlined kōan “Alex Jones = 80% right”.	1.2391	0.07730	46	37	7	2
6372	Don’t worry, it will wear off.	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6373	I feel as though I’m constantly changing colors according to the situation I find myself, and just don’t know who’s the real me anymore.	1.2391	0.06359	46	35	11	0
6374	Don't order the rep-tyle floral as I want to make me an outfit of it for the holidays.	1.2391	0.06359	46	35	11	0
6375	Lizards do not have unconscious problems.	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6376	So when nobody is looking you feel like you turn into an iguana?	1.2391	0.07730	46	37	7	2
6377	It seems like I try too hard to fit in, Doc.	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6378	I need to stand out more.	1.2391	0.06359	46	35	11	0
6379	Get back in your cage, Reptile.	1.2391	0.07730	46	37	7	2
6380	This behaviour is becoming a pattern.	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6381	Hmmm....A case of arrested ontogeny not recapitulating phylogeny.	1.2391	0.08332	46	38	5	3
6382	So how did you feel when she called you cold blooded?	1.2391	0.06359	46	35	11	0
6383	When chameleons look to Freudian therapy to figure out their communication issues...	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6384	Tell it to me straight, Doc - will I EVER differentiate?	1.2391	0.06359	46	35	11	0
6385	There was so much pressure in my family to just blend into the background.	1.2391	0.06359	46	35	11	0
6386	I see. Have you considered not turning the kaleidoscope?	1.2391	0.06359	46	35	11	0
6387	Edgar, I believe I’ve done everything I can for you. I’m going to refer you to our veterinarian .	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6388	I've been out of my shell for years. I need closure already.	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6389	I just don’t feel unique.	1.2391	0.06359	46	35	11	0
6390	Blending in perfectly, are we?	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6391	And do you find this concerning?	1.2391	0.07730	46	37	7	2
6392	I don’t understand why it says here that you don’t gel with your surroundings very well.	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6393	I see. And you think karma caused them to treat you like that?	1.2391	0.07730	46	37	7	2
6394	I’m afraid if I show people the real me I’ll get eaten alive	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
6395	So tell me, Mr. Thompson. How long have you had this compulsion to fit in?	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
6396	I still think you should get me a pillow.	1.2388	0.05248	67	51	16	0
6397	Appearance says a lot about who you are.	1.2381	0.05863	63	49	13	1
6398	You’re not ...really... telling me about my lizard brain...?	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6399	I see your true colors, so don't lie to your doctor !	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6400	I’ve never been able to talk to women. I was tongue-tied right from the gecko	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6401	People act as if they don’t see me.....	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6402	It's clear you're changing.	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6403	I guess I really am a monster	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6404	First of all, side-eye dominance is not something one simply “licks.”	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6405	...Not another no show...	1.2381	0.08214	42	34	6	2
6406	Write down VERY adaptable.	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6407	I am just invisible; I blend into the furniture; help!	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6408	I can't stop feeling that everyone is staring at me.	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6409	Doc, I’m good at adapting but this is too much	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6410	What’s it gonna take for him to notice me???	1.2381	0.06680	63	51	9	3
6411	I'm not afraid of change; I'm afraid of your outfit.	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6412	I refused to talk. What will he have to write now?	1.2381	0.05409	63	48	15	0
6413	Try again. Show me your true colors.	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
6414	Fear of blending in is nature- not nurture. So stop blaming your mother, she looks just like you on the couch.	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6415	Perhaps you wouldn't be so inclined to see a pattern if you selected a plain upholstery for your couch.	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6416	I never feel like I'm truly being myself.	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6417	So you rejected the Apple stock and took two ounces of kale for the rights to the 'i' prefix . . . .	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
6418	Patient reports as a child he felt neither seen nor heard.	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6419	I'm going to say"introvert".	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6420	I can be anyone and no one. But who am I?	1.2381	0.08214	42	34	6	2
6421	Doc Please help me here! I Really cannot deal with being judged for my decision in becoming a vegetarian!!!	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6422	And which personality is speaking now?	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6423	Sometimes I want to stand out and be seen, doc. All my life I’ve been blending in.	1.2381	0.08214	42	34	6	2
6424	I feel like I lose myself in my relationships, ya know?	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6425	I just feel so lonely. I can't even get any matches on tinder." "Are you sure you don't have it set to ninja mode by mistake?	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6426	I’m quite adaptable to the conditions around me but sometimes I feel like I lose my own identity” “Ok...I see...”	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6427	Identity theft is a crime, George!	1.2381	0.08214	42	34	6	2
6428	I’m having a hard time fitting in.	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6429	Ethnicity, all above	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6430	I'm afraid your camouflage is also on the inside.	1.2381	0.08214	42	34	6	2
6431	We will never make any progress if you don't show up for your appointments	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
6432	My ex said I was afraid of change.	1.2381	0.06652	42	32	10	0
6433	Oh,if this couch could talk.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
6434	I know I shouldn't change myself for every situation, but I can't seem to stop.	1.2373	0.05586	59	45	14	0
6435	Tell me, what was it like having Gahan Wilson as your father?	1.2373	0.06549	59	47	10	2
6436	So just to review, when did you say you started your graduate Kafka studies?	1.2373	0.06549	59	47	10	2
6437	I don't think 'shapeshifting' is in the DSM.	1.2373	0.06087	59	46	12	1
6438	Is this what they call transference?	1.2373	0.06981	59	48	8	3
6439	So you feel a need to constantly blend in?	1.2373	0.06981	59	48	8	3
6440	I see mentioning your Mother is causing a physical response, we're out of time but we'll pick up there next week.	1.2373	0.06549	59	47	10	2
6441	Why do you feel your mother doesn’t see you?	1.2373	0.06087	59	46	12	1
6442	Has it occurred to you that you might be hiding just like your mother?	1.2373	0.06087	59	46	12	1
6443	Doc, it ain't easy being green	1.2373	0.05586	59	45	14	0
6444	I wonder if he knows I am still here	1.2373	0.05586	59	45	14	0
6445	try to “see” that ball about to fall through the hoo ... I mean ... “see” that sticky tongue-blob thingy ... about to snag that tasty fly	1.2373	0.05586	59	45	14	0
6446	Look at me! I'm here!	1.2373	0.05586	59	45	14	0
6447	I know it’s wrong, but I just can’t help it	1.2373	0.06981	59	48	8	3
6448	Are you devising portions for anti-blending?	1.2373	0.06087	59	46	12	1
6449	She said she could see my true colours. I haven't seen them myself, doc!	1.2373	0.06981	59	48	8	3
6450	You do accept bugs right?	1.2373	0.05586	59	45	14	0
6451	We call that your “Lizard Brain”.	1.2373	0.05586	59	45	14	0
6452	And when did you first realize you were not like everyone else?	1.2368	0.06989	38	29	9	0
6453	... but you still have to WANT to change.	1.2368	0.08792	38	31	5	2
6454	So Mr. Locust, as hard as it is, I feel we need to confront your paranoia about being pursued by a chameleon.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
6455	Sorry, I don't think I can help you. I'm not familiar with Dawrinian psychiatric theory.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
6456	He just doesn't see me, anymore. I'm not just part of the furniture, you know.	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
6457	Well, of course I change personalities. I'm a chameleon.	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
6458	You look terrible today, Doc.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
6459	I see you.	1.2364	0.05781	55	42	13	0
6460	Remember Larry, you don’t have to blend into the background; we’re working on setting yourself apart.	1.2364	0.05781	55	42	13	0
6461	And then she said “I don’t even recognize you anymore”!	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
6462	I Gwanna tell you that the gecko really makes me turn green	1.2364	0.05781	55	42	13	0
6463	Well have you always felt this need to fit in?	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
6464	So you think I've repressed my medulla oblongata?	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
6465	As a macho chameleon, I am unhappy with your furniture choices.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
6466	In my professional opinion, you shouldn't change a thing.	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
6467	I feel no one sees me for my sensitivity.	1.2364	0.07323	55	45	7	3
6468	This couch is knit comfortable.	1.2364	0.05781	55	42	13	0
6469	Iguana blend in with my peer group	1.2364	0.05483	55	44	10	1
6470	Just a moment while I write this down ... “Unrequited crush on Ava Gardner. Over fifty years of resentment over Richard Burton getting starring role that should have been his.”	1.2364	0.05781	55	42	13	0
6471	My dear sir: If you don't appear at your appointments, I can't really help you.	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
6472	I feel like I never quite fit in.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
6473	I can never make up my mind.	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
6474	‘…And then I just reappear behind her and yell ‘Boo’?’	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
6475	Could Bennifer’s chemistry in Gigli be any more perfect?	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
6476	So you're telling me change is inevitable?	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
6477	Make me sound good, doc!	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
6478	But, I am NOT insecure.	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
6479	I think you struggle with imposter syndrome.	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
6480	I feel like I always just blend in with the crowd.	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
6481	And have you tried changing to fit in with your surroundings?	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
6482	I just don't fit in.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6483	What is it about change that is so hard for you?	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6484	And mom told me I was stupid for double majoring in psych and zoology...	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6485	And where do you think this deep rooted need to fade into the background comes from?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
6486	please don't watch me I am writing my secrets	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
6487	Anxiety of influence? Yeah, I may have that...	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
6488	You don’t need to go back that far.	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
6489	You're suffering from a clef'd personality."	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6490	I don't think I am being judgmental when I say your behavior was cold blooded.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
6491	I think we can rule out attachment disorder.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6492	Patient seems to have an ordinary case of transference.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
6493	I dreamed I joined a political party, but I can't remember which one!!	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6494	No doctor, it is not the same at all. I had always seen myself as more of a lounge lizard, not a chaise lounge lizard.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6495	I'm suddenly having trouble blending in.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
6496	So what drugs do you say I'm on?	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
6497	Iguana just be happy!	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
6498	I don't think this is a temporary regression.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6499	What is that you're writing about my mother?	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6500	Put that down and pay attention.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6501	Then one night... well, I'd say it was one weird night...	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
6502	With such pronounced fear reactions, Mr. Chameleon, I’m not sure twice a week will be nearly enough.”	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6503	So you keep failing psychometric tests you say?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
6504	Now what if I went back there and you came back here?	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
6505	'Totally Id.' What's that supposed to mean?	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6506	So you're tired of worrying about fitting in only to go unnoticed. How do you want to stand out?	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6507	Transference appears unlikely for Mr. C	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6508	Maybe I should go back to emotional support dog.	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
6509	There is such a thing as too much transparency	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
6510	Yes, blending in may harm your sense of identity, but from my perspective, it's still pretty cool.	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
6511	And, and then what happened, “ said the Lizard to the Professo	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6512	So tell me about when everything started to change	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
6513	How about changing once?	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
6514	Sometimes I feel like he’s just looking right through me.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6515	Ermm.. Excuse me... May I?!	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
6516	I’m starting to believe I’m not even here	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
6517	Superficial analysis indicates that you are not being completely transparent.	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
6518	I don’t think he’s showing me his true colors.	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
6519	I would like to work on setting some boundaries...this is exhausting.	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
6520	And why do you think you feel like you always have to fit it?” “Well, I guess it goes back to my parents.	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
6521	It says here you’re new to this country and culture. Have you tried just blending in?	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6522	When I walk into the room, I feel like people don't even notice me.	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6523	I hope you are writing down I blend in well!	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
6524	When I entered the store in camouflage, they expected the worst!	1.2340	0.07581	47	38	7	2
6525	We all wear masks for we must adapt to our circumstance. But you're still you.	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
6526	Dare I show him my most primitive side?	1.2340	0.08168	47	39	5	3
6527	So, these feeling of ambivalence about living on the land versus the sea started when?	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
6528	I understand if you not feeling flowery, but I can't change the pattern on my couch	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6529	I’m feeling blue.	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
6530	What's he writing? Am I still a good boy?	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6531	And when did you first believe you were the lizard of Oz?	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6532	Don't lean too far now, you'll lose your color.	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
6533	You just need to learn how to blend in.	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6534	Well species Pscyhus Therapus dates back to the Analytic Era.	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6535	Bien sur, monsieur. My real name for the file is Frédéric Bourdin...that's 'eff', 'err', 'euh', 'day', 'euh', ...	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
6536	Do you see me as a predator or prey?	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6537	Sometimes I feel like really,everyone else is changing around ME!	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
6538	Yes, there are some uncanny examples of Fate seeming to intervene. Your ending up as a private investigator, and your innate ability to blend in with any background could arguably be termed...karma...	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
6539	And it looks like your total bill this week is $2,500. Do you have a Visa Credit Card?	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6540	No— I really, really Am a prince!!!!	1.2340	0.07581	47	38	7	2
6541	The dream is always the same...No one can see me.	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6542	I have no ambition other than to be an amphibian.	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6543	Because apparently my human is allergic to animal fur.	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6544	I blended in with the mask! Now what?	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6545	I’ve always had these defense mechanisms	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
6546	My very being is only skin-deep, but maybe you see something else in me?	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6547	i just feel like everyone wants me to be something I'm not.	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6548	I told ya doc, wherever I go, things just sit on me.	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6549	I feel like I just blend into the background	1.2340	0.07581	47	38	7	2
6550	if we’re being honest, I see myself as a conformist nonconformist “	1.2340	0.06243	47	36	11	0
6551	Never change, old friend	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
6552	It is so difficult for me to stand out in any environment that I’ve given up on being discovered by a talent scout.	1.2333	0.05506	60	46	14	0
6553	so is " i feel like i am invisible" in the room with us?	1.2333	0.05997	60	47	12	1
6554	What do you mean I'm "hard to read"?	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
6555	NB: Patient passive aggressively claims 'Bowtie helps you blend in!"	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
6556	Diagnosis: Lizard brain	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
6557	It's not fair; because I'm cold-blooded everyone I meet also thinks I'm going to be cold emotionally.	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
6558	If camouflaging is rewarding me to read your book, then I'll do it !	1.2333	0.05506	60	46	14	0
6559	I saw on TikTok that my desire to blend in is a trauma response.	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
6560	The only visible change is on the outside...but it really changes you more on the inside.	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
6561	It has been a long year, but you're going to have to make peace with what you've become.	1.2329	0.04981	73	56	17	0
6562	I mean people see through me. But do they really see through me, you know?	1.2326	0.08040	43	35	6	2
6563	So has the Xanax prescription helped with your social anxiety?	1.2326	0.08040	43	35	6	2
6564	Doctor, I just feel like no one really sees me.	1.2326	0.08040	43	35	6	2
6565	Your chameleon-like behavior is not amusing.	1.2326	0.07319	43	34	8	1
6566	I’m afraid that I’m unfamiliar with this Freudian defense mechanism.	1.2326	0.07319	43	34	8	1
6567	Can I look at what you drew?	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6568	I just can't unwind!	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6569	'He continues to use his camo for improper uses.'	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6570	Everywhere I go I can’t seem to blend in anymore.	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6571	I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time getting past stripes with checks.	1.2326	0.08040	43	35	6	2
6572	I don’t really feel seen.	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6573	Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find that he had issues with being regarded as some sort on monstrous vermin.	1.2326	0.07319	43	34	8	1
6574	My wife says she's better at camouflage than me... Hey, Rita, you're sitting on my tail !	1.2326	0.08040	43	35	6	2
6575	Here it says you are feeling invisible most of the times, can you elaborate?	1.2326	0.07319	43	34	8	1
6576	Hmm, tell me more about being an empath.	1.2326	0.07319	43	34	8	1
6577	Now look me in the eye and say that again!	1.2326	0.08040	43	35	6	2
6578	So I told Morrison that "I'm the Lizard King. Not you. You're not even a lizard." And that's when he flushed me down the toilet.	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6579	You have people phobia's? Wait a second....... we'll get you treatment but you'll have to spend the night in the doc's room with nurse anne and all of the other docters , all right??	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6580	My mother? Is that really important here? Can we just focus on why I think I am a reptile?	1.2326	0.07319	43	34	8	1
6581	If I find out you're still here, you're getting charged for the extra time.	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6582	We need to set some boundaries.	1.2326	0.07319	43	34	8	1
6583	Dr. Sometimes I feel invisible, Dr?	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6584	I was born by the river In a little tent Oh, and just like the river I've been runnin' Ever since It’s been a long, a long time comin’, but I know ...	1.2326	0.07319	43	34	8	1
6585	And would you call yourself a people-pleaser?	1.2326	0.07319	43	34	8	1
6586	Given your body sensitivities, I’ll call this one “Horizontally-challenged Sue” #freud	1.2326	0.08040	43	35	6	2
6587	I don’t even know the real me anymore.	1.2326	0.08040	43	35	6	2
6588	I’m afraid there’s TOO much color in my life Doctor...	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6589	Well doc, I guess you could say I have a monocular view on life.	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6590	I just wish to be seen.	1.2326	0.07319	43	34	8	1
6591	It's not what's inside that counts, doc. Trust me.	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6592	once again this patient didn’t come	1.2326	0.06519	43	33	10	0
6593	And just how long have you been thinking you’re a lizard?	1.2321	0.06237	56	44	11	1
6594	So it seems like you just don't feel seen anymore?	1.2321	0.06237	56	44	11	1
6595	And why have you stopped seeing your previous psychiatrist?	1.2321	0.06237	56	44	11	1
6596	Well, no, I don't feel "whimsical and bright" if that's what you're asking me.	1.2321	0.05693	56	43	13	0
6597	Well Cyndi Lauper wasn't a chameleon, so...	1.2321	0.06237	56	44	11	1
6598	It's pronounced, "I" Guana !	1.2321	0.06738	56	45	9	2
6599	Just because you turn blue doesn't mean you are blue.	1.2321	0.05693	56	43	13	0
6600	You would get much more out of this if you just lay down and look up at the ceiling .	1.2321	0.05693	56	43	13	0
6601	I'm detecting a pattern of upholstery.	1.2321	0.06738	56	45	9	2
6602	Well, it's nothing to lose your skin over	1.2321	0.06738	56	45	9	2
6603	I do my best to fit in with everybody else but somehow I never get noticed.	1.2321	0.05693	56	43	13	0
6604	I didn't realize my karma was so conflicted.	1.2321	0.06237	56	44	11	1
6605	I'm cold. Any chance you have a Freudian slip.	1.2321	0.06237	56	44	11	1
6606	So, it all started with feeling unseen by your mother?	1.2321	0.05693	56	43	13	0
6607	So you say that adapting is sometimes hard for you?	1.2321	0.06237	56	44	11	1
6608	So, you've always wanted to be an interior decorator?	1.2321	0.06738	56	45	9	2
6609	Hasn't evolved emotionally.	1.2321	0.05693	56	43	13	0
6610	Well, doc, I just feel like a fish outta water	1.2321	0.05693	56	43	13	0
6611	Hey mister, do you know when my owner is coming back to get me?	1.2321	0.06738	56	45	9	2
6612	I think I’m finally starting to understand why I feel like I’m not being seen, Doc.	1.2321	0.06738	56	45	9	2
6613	So, where do you feel that mime envy comes from?	1.2321	0.05693	56	43	13	0
6614	: "So, when did you start having these dreams again where everyone had an invisibility cloak?"	1.2321	0.05693	56	43	13	0
6615	Sometimes I feel like an imposter and don’t deserve to be here. I wonder if I can ever blend in more than this.	1.2321	0.06237	56	44	11	1
6616	Stalking yourself on Instagram won't make you an 'influencer'.	1.2321	0.06237	56	44	11	1
6617	Have you ever tried sitting with other lizards?	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6618	So doc... Can you change me back to what I was like before the Pandemic?	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6619	Well, most people just regress to the womb.	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6620	I think I'll jump on your lap. I prefer stripes.	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6621	Sometime it feels like im invisable. like no one notices im there	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6622	You mentioned being reduced to a metaphor for basic human instincts is getting old... so how does that make you feel?	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6623	Can the geko do this? No.	1.2308	0.08585	39	32	5	2
6624	My Problem? I never stand out; I just blend in with the crowd"	1.2308	0.07759	39	31	7	1
6625	Gregor Samsa has nothing on me!	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6626	I feel bad because I want to stand out but I just blend in. It’s depressing. You know?	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6627	So, it's definitely a form of projection.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6628	Tell me about sometimes in your life when you could not blend in.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6629	And why is it you feel so unseen?	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6630	What's the point in being a fancy Komodo Dragon if you don't have a lady in distress to keep you company?	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
6631	‘It just seems like everyone else’s problems are weighing on me.’	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6632	They call me, Leopard Gecko, Cameleon, Bearded Dragon! I'm an iguana! How is it this culture dubs itself, "woke" ?	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6633	Well, I’m feeling blue today...	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6634	I feel people never see the real me." "I see."	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6635	Yes, and how does this make you feel, Ms. Zelig?	1.2308	0.07759	39	31	7	1
6636	Yes, go on...	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
6637	We're not going to get anywhere in this session if you keep changing your story...	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6638	I'm really having difficulty seeing your problem here.	1.2308	0.07759	39	31	7	1
6639	You suffer from scopophobia - where did he go?	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6640	Ahhh, ten minutes before my next client – I have some downtime.	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
6641	Doc, I’ve been attracted to you for years. Thank you for not judging me."	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6642	And in what way do you feel these sessions have changed you?	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6643	Before joining the department Bill was an elevator operator.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6644	You're just jealous!	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6645	Doc, I've lost my mojo - I'm just blue all the time.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6646	All my life, I’ve just wanted to fit in.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6647	If you sit on my lap we might be able to check some boxes.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6648	So what about saving fifteen percent or more makes you feel guilty?	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6649	But does he REALLY see me?	1.2308	0.06835	39	30	9	0
6650	You can change !" Earle Jacobs, East Windsor, N	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
6651	It's called chameleon syndrome.	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6652	Doc I am really struggling to fit in with my environment!	1.2308	0.06835	39	30	9	0
6653	I keep having these boundary issues.	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6654	I didn’t think you’d take it this far when I suggested you get in touch with your reptile brain.	1.2308	0.06835	39	30	9	0
6655	Is it the colors or the designs that make you feel you don’t blend in as well as your pals?	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6656	Sooner or later, you’re going to need to be vulnerable.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6657	I've tried some dating apps and even hired some help with my profile pic, but nothing. It's like hellooo does anyone even see me? Do I even exist? I don't know anymore, Doc.	1.2308	0.06835	39	30	9	0
6658	These are my notes not your dinner	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6659	My outfit is triggering you? And where do you think that stress comes from?	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6660	I have changed my color but not my skin	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
6661	Nothing like relaxing on the couch after a long day of being tense on the couch	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6662	Hey, Doc, over here! Is it ... is it imposter syndrome?” //	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6663	So let’s talk about billing.	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6664	I seem to get stuck wherever I am.	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6665	And thanks for this family session, Doc. You really have eyes for this.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6666	It sounds like you feel unseen. Tell me about your mother.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6667	And that’s the thing doc, it feels like everyone is just blending in	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6668	Have you noticed any changes lately?	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
6669	I feel couch	1.2308	0.08585	39	32	5	2
6670	And I see your true colors shining through.	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6671	Hey, it’s your lizard brain here. Keep doodling swimsuit models.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
6672	So you say you’re a middle child?	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
6673	Boy, if I had a buck for every time I’ve heard someone whine, ‘People treat me like I’m invisible.’	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
6674	Things were simpler when he limited his practice to leopards.	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
6675	I've been a nightmare ever since I was in kindergarten."	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
6676	It sounds like you have trouble adapting to your surroundings.	1.2295	0.05429	61	47	14	0
6677	Your keepers are leaving the house more than they have before. -Classic Separation Anxiety.	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
6678	I still don't feel seen.	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
6679	..and a leopard can't change its spots.	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
6680	It's time to get off that couch and show the world there's another side of you.	1.2295	0.05429	61	47	14	0
6681	Well, Mr. Iggy, I think you’re really starting to make progress. Clearly you’re not feeling blue anymore.	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
6682	I just don't know how to be myself.	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
6683	And, how long have you felt the need to just blend in?	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
6684	The “Fly on the Wall” position is open. Do you think I should take it?	1.2295	0.06772	61	50	8	3
6685	They said blending in is my Karma, because I am a Karma Camilion.	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
6686	I don’t think people notice me these days	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
6687	What's with the world these days? Can't catch any colour	1.2295	0.05429	61	47	14	0
6688	I want to feel special but I always end up following the trend.	1.2295	0.06772	61	50	8	3
6689	No matter what I do I just don’t fit in.” “I believe you have body dysmorphia.”	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6690	Yes, that was very impressive the first time, but now you're just avoiding your feelings.	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6691	But I haven't said anything yet.	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6692	Noting that this patient is excessively concerned about being inconspicuous.	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6693	I have to quit drinking. I’m seeing talking lizards!	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6694	Be honest, Doc. Why don't people like me?	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6695	Lick me again and I go public	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6696	My wife picks out my clothes, why do you ask?	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6697	How do you expect me to relax on this iguana skin couch??	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6698	Yes, people are indeed out to get you and make you into furniture upholstery.	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6699	D J ...I can still see you lurking there. !	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6700	Gordon, No. Greed is not good.	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6701	Wait, what? It's my skin, my personality has nothing to do with why I change!	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6702	I feel nobody sees me.	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6703	It's indicative of my submissive personality.	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6704	So you're worried about seeming clingy...	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6705	Sometimes I just feel like noone really sees me, you know?	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6706	Wait, who took the LSD you or me?	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6707	From being on the couch and exposed in labs, what is the diagnosis?	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6708	It’s like I don’t even exist to them	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
6709	So you have issues with being transparent?	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6710	You say "blue puts you in a bad mood"	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6711	I've told him everything,opened my heart,and he won't even look at me. It's like I''m just part of the furniture.	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6712	Very good but there’s a difference between couch-actualization and self-actualization.	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6713	One more snide, patronizing, pretentious ''observation,'' from you, and I'll bite you head off.	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6714	We just had a breakthrough on hue, blending in!	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6715	I swear Doc,i am NOT that different. I really can blend in anywhere.	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
6716	I've been living in Boris and Carrie's apartment for months until they changed the decor. I cracked "I'm not looking like that!" There are limits , you know. - apologies - I'm British. I'm sure the chameleon will be happier with Joe and Jill.	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6717	So basically you are changing yourself every time you want to fit in? Relax and tell me more about it!	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6718	Stop searching, I am right here	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6719	I’m prescribing a dose of “individualism”, hopefully you see a change in pattern after that	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6720	just try to be yourself	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6721	So, I change my mind. A lot.	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6722	I guess my attachment style is fearful-avoidant.	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6723	It’s Ben. And Jen. Back together. I don’t understand what this means. I am even getting confused what year it is!	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6724	adaptation, overdose.	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6725	Hey Doc, what's up with your outfit? I need to find someone new. This isn't a "good match".	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6726	Why would I try to be myself	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6727	And my canapé addiction is just a tip of the iceberg.	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6728	I’m just trying to be transparent here, doc	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6729	I swear Doc, there are Lizard people living among us. They're just camouflaged.	1.2292	0.06131	48	37	11	0
6730	Gary, colour envy is not a thing	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6731	well doc, i always felt like i was invisible..	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6732	I just dont know Doc, my only purpose is to change and I dont feel like I fit anymore.	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
6733	stop playing "copy" games and lets get down to some good remedial therapy !!	1.2286	0.05449	70	55	14	1
6734	And these feelings of always just melting in. When did they start?	1.2281	0.05607	57	44	13	0
6735	It's an Italian restaurant; I'm ordering pasta. If you wanted fried ants we should have gone for Chinese.	1.2281	0.06631	57	46	9	2
6736	So, you say you feel like a piece of furniture?	1.2281	0.05607	57	44	13	0
6737	Well......it's a plus that you're green"	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
6738	Have you left yet?	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
6739	Severe chameleon complex.	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
6740	I feel like I'm broken - like suddenly I stand out and can no longer blend into the crowd.	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
6741	Mr. Gecko, what color would you like me to enter on your medical form?	1.2281	0.05607	57	44	13	0
6742	Four down is axel	1.2281	0.06631	57	46	9	2
6743	Can you give me an example of what you mean when you say you can't 'stick' to things?	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
6744	I don't stand out, I never have.	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
6745	Patient will never stand out in a crowd.	1.2281	0.06631	57	46	9	2
6746	Day 1, Reptilian Brain study: unanticipated challenges finding patients	1.2281	0.06631	57	46	9	2
6747	Change hurts.	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
6748	Plaid, stripes and solids?! Oh hells no, this would be Franks last session with this bozo.	1.2281	0.05607	57	44	13	0
6749	So you feel that you have always fit in too well.	1.2281	0.05607	57	44	13	0
6750	If I were you, I'd give up the matching strategy and try being different.	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
6751	I blend in everywhere, but I don’t feel I ever truly fit in anywhere	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
6752	I believe vee may get to zee roots of your anxiety by delving deeper into zee reptillian part of your brain.	1.2281	0.06631	57	46	9	2
6753	Sometimes I just feel part of the furniture	1.2281	0.05607	57	44	13	0
6754	'I suggest aligning with your true colours.' The therapist said.	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
6755	Give it to me straight, Doc. Is it Karma or is it because of my mother?	1.2281	0.07088	57	47	7	3
6756	I'm so tired of trying to fit in.	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
6757	I just don’t feel like anyone sees the “real” me...	1.2281	0.05607	57	44	13	0
6758	So how long have you been experiencing projective identification?	1.2281	0.05607	57	44	13	0
6759	It's spelled C h a m e l e o n"	1.2273	0.07873	44	36	6	2
6760	I'm recommending that you take a vacation. I think the change of scenery will not only improve how you see yourself, but also how others don't see you.	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6761	When did you first notice that others don't notice you?	1.2273	0.06391	44	34	10	0
6762	Yea, Well I don't like the color of your jacket!	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6763	Luddite is not quite the correct word.	1.2273	0.06391	44	34	10	0
6764	And did you have anxiety before you were declared an endangered species?	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6765	And when did you first experience this urge, Mr Zelig?	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
6766	Last time you told me how you always seem to blend into the background. That people call you a cameleon. Any change there?	1.2273	0.06391	44	34	10	0
6767	I gotta be honest. I liked the old pattern better.	1.2273	0.06391	44	34	10	0
6768	I resent being here. No I am not going to lay down. I was born this way and no I do not think I am a leopard! Times up right Doc?”	1.2273	0.07873	44	36	6	2
6769	Every year it's the same thing, they want a HORSE of a different color. Really people? Come on!	1.2273	0.07873	44	36	6	2
6770	Who am I?...always had trouble finding my authentic self....change seems to come too easily for me!	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6771	Finally, I can fart.	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6772	This GEICO thing has me typecast now and I know I am really more of a leading man...	1.2273	0.06391	44	34	10	0
6773	And how long have you had this feeling that you only want to be yourself?	1.2273	0.06391	44	34	10	0
6774	If you continue to blend in with everything, I really can't help you"	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6775	You can see my notes but don't copy them.	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6776	So, how long have you been changing yourself to fit your environment?	1.2273	0.06391	44	34	10	0
6777	Clash envy.	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6778	Curl up where the weird turn pro	1.2273	0.05198	66	51	15	0
6779	I feel like I don’t even recognize myself anymore.	1.2273	0.07873	44	36	6	2
6780	After yet another no-show, the good doctor was forced to cancel future sessions with Chamaeleon.	1.2273	0.07873	44	36	6	2
6781	Doctor, i've been feeling like the days have been very black and white.	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6782	Let the Chamaleon change its colour on what he saw, after all it doesn't matter much what is actually written	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6783	Wearing plaid doesn’t work. Maybe tweed will stand out better.	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6784	The more I change, the more I stay the same. Can you help me do one at a time?	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
6785	Why do I always feel like I’m climbing the walls?	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6786	My wife is a slut.	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6787	Is this from IKEA?	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6788	In your mind, I don't even exist anymore, do I? I don't blame you, I can't even recognize myself these days.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
6789	Changing yourself is the only change you can control	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
6790	Mr. Darwin was very kind but kept asking the question: ‘But who are your people?’	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
6791	Why do you say you lose yourself trying to fit in?	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
6792	So you feel like no one sees you?	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6793	Not even my therapist really sees me.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6794	So you’re saying camouflage is making you invisible when you really want to be seen?	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6795	Ala-what?	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6796	I feel as though you're not being transparent enough.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6797	So... how long have you been feeling NOT quite like yourself?	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6798	Don't go changing to try and please me.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6799	...then I dreamt that I was a zebra...	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6800	I just feel like I am never comfortable in my own skin.”	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6801	Let us start at the beginning.”	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6802	Well, your mood profile is extremely erratic, but you passed the pattern recognition test with flying colors.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6803	Iguana see	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
6804	The thing is Doc, even though most of my peers see me as a real chameleon,I seem to have a hard time blending in.	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6805	Next visit please bring your mother !	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6806	Oh no, he (Dr. Freud), was right! Lizard brain it is...	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6807	Thanks, Doc. I don’t feel different anymore. I’m back to the school.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6808	So you say you're hearing voices, too, Doctor?	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6809	She accused me of being too friendly with my co-workers, and I replied, “What’s wrong with trying to adapt to my environment?” That’s when she cast this spell on me.	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6810	How does that make you feel?	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6811	You have felt this need to change in order to fit in since birth. And you have tried changing tails, which led to new growth, but you return to the same desire to blend in with your surroundings. One theory is that it's what's inside that counts.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6812	I just can't blend in.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6813	I don't know, Doc, I've jus always just tried to fit in.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6814	You were saying, about wanting to fit in?	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6815	Did she say "lounge" or "lunge"?	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6816	Your ability to adapt to situations is clearly quite good. Let's talk more about issues regarding your late father.	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6817	Quite simple really-- striped trousers for wainscotting, bald head for bare walls. Jackets are wild.	1.2264	0.07447	53	44	6	3
6818	I'm still billing you for this time.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6819	Ummm, can we try a different dosage this go around? The last one gave a bit of a cellophane side effect. Know what I mean?	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
6820	And do you think that this defense mechanism makes you go unnoticed?	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6821	Tell me more about some changes you’d like to make...	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6822	I feel like nobody see’s me for who I really am. Why do you think that is, doc? Please tell me, iguana know!	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6823	So you’re saying you don’t really feel seen.	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6824	How could I be with someone who never seemed to grasp the immense mutability of nature?	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6825	When did it first occur to you that you were an iguana?	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6826	You see, Doctor? No one sees me because I always end up totally adapting myself.	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
6827	I don't know, I feel like I've invisible lately.	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
6828	…mhmm…But do you think it’s possible that what you’re really hiding from is yourself?	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
6829	Cham...Mr. Cham E. Leon, is it? Well Cham, the first step to letting me help you, is letting me see you.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
6830	I’m so tired of always trying to fit in.	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
6831	Hmm. Patient left without saying goodbye...	1.2258	0.06673	62	51	8	3
6832	Wherever you go, there you are.	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
6833	Blending in is highly overrated.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
6834	I guana see what you' re writing.	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
6835	I thought colourism is no longer a problem in Hollywood but they wanted someone who isn’t “green”	1.2258	0.05353	62	48	14	0
6836	I really was a prince before...	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
6837	Note to Self: Humans are not so evolved.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
6838	Well that explains it, you are not an iguana but a chameleon.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
6839	You need to learn to stand up on your own two feet. Gail Calabrese Burke, VA	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
6840	My husband really drives me up the wall.	1.2258	0.06673	62	51	8	3
6841	I worry that you're projecting	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
6842	When, Mr. Finch, did your mother first tell you that if you didn't eat your vegetables, you would turn into a chameleon capable of mimicking the pattern on you bedsheets	1.2254	0.04994	71	55	16	0
6843	I’m not a leopard! There! I’ve said it! Now maybe we can make some progress...	1.2254	0.04994	71	55	16	0
6844	How long have you had these feelings of being a wallflower?	1.2250	0.06687	40	31	9	0
6845	What's wrong with me, Doc? I iguana get back my old self.	1.2250	0.07585	40	32	7	1
6846	So, do you always feel like you are blending in?	1.2250	0.06687	40	31	9	0
6847	Please don't analyze me, I need my belly rubbed.	1.2250	0.07585	40	32	7	1
6848	I constantly try to be normal and blend in. What am I doing wrong?	1.2250	0.06687	40	31	9	0
6849	Sometimes I think people just don't see who I really am, and I just fade into the background.	1.2250	0.07585	40	32	7	1
6850	I do not take on the characteristics of my surroundings. Well, at least not emotionally."	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6851	Sometimes a color change is just a color change.	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6852	Are you going to finish that fly?	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6853	Yes, couch your experience in your own terms.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6854	I can’t wait to see how you look after the Rorschach Test.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6855	I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6856	No matter how I try to conform to social norms, I just cannot stop changing.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6857	Wait a minute! Everything I say is tongue in cheek.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6858	Wherever I go, it isn't easy to be green.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6859	Do you remember anything about your childhood?	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6860	I thought we were discussing your bead board issues this week.	1.2245	0.04849	49	39	10	0
6861	So is that four or five ‘karma’s’ before your name	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6862	How long have I felt insecure? Ever since the day I was born and mom disappeared.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6863	You can change, but you have to believe you can.	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6864	I try to fit in, but I feel invisible to the world.	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6865	T Rex! A classic case of inflated ego.	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6866	Now that your impulsive nonconformity seems to be under control, iguana explore your eating disorder.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6867	Franz Kafka, where are you when we need you?	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6868	It's not the dreams, Doctor. It's just that I wake up thinking I'm in a Kafka story.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6869	My mother's loveseat had this same upholstery - I hated it then and I still hate it!	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6870	Stop writing. We need to switch up.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6871	Ready willingness to change and blend in suggests deep seated insecurities.	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6872	(Thought bubble over therapist’s head) Ugh... another no show.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6873	I hate to tell you, Doc, but even chameleons have identity crises!	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6874	You suffer from "chameleo-phobia" - the fear of blending in and losing one's identity ...	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6875	I don't know doc... I guess I just worry people see me as part of the background.	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6876	It’s just that I always feel like I have to be like everyone else	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6877	So why do you think your having such a hard time blending in?	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6878	Actually the fact that you no longer feel as if you’re disappearing into the woodwork is a sign you’re making progress!	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6879	I knew you were brutish, but I didn’t realize that you are Trump incarnated.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6880	Sorry doc, this is the limit of my brain's capacity to change.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6881	Got any snack?	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6882	Let's see, cold sweats, night terrors, waking at the moment you are back in the office wearing nothing but a mask.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6883	Yo say your mate gets angry because you take on the pattern of her dress	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6884	I...I...just don't feel people can see the real me. I feel like I've really lost a sense of who I am.	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6885	No matter how much I read, I will not be able to become invisible like a chameleon	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6886	Doc, I feel like I keep repeating the same patterns.	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6887	Doc, I just feel so invisible.....	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6888	So Mr. Karma, why do think you come and go?	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6889	You seem to have a unique personality	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6890	Can you change my vegan pills Doc?	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6891	>> "I’m blue" song is haunting me <<	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6892	I’ve turned into a cold, cold person	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6893	It just feels like I'm not being seen.	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6894	karma, karma, karma, karma, karma	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6895	‘But I’ve changed’ - COVID-19	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6896	Yes, on this couch, shedding your skin is a metaphor	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
6897	I am writing a book on how to change colours and lie to people confidently. Can I ask you some questions?	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6898	I just need to find myself	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6899	Do you have a different chase? I’m allergic to pollen.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6900	I don’t know why he broke up with me this time. He said I reminded him too much of his mother.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
6901	The wife keeps telling me to stop thinking with lizard brain mentality.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
6902	I know it couldn't have been easy being green, bur this doesn't seem to work for you either!!!	1.2241	0.05523	58	45	13	0
6903	I have a problem blending in?	1.2241	0.06976	58	48	7	3
6904	When did this tendency, to start hiding from situations, begin?	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
6905	Is that an iPad 8 or a reMarkable 2?	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
6906	Understandable schadenfreude: You're happy the snake who ate your great-uncle got salmonella.	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
6907	Doc, I think you succeeded. I changed!!!	1.2241	0.05523	58	45	13	0
6908	Our conversations have started to reveal a pattern	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
6909	I keep telling the teacher, I just like to blend in and listen. I keep to myself , that's WHO I AM!	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
6910	So you don't like to be noticed, tell me about it.	1.2241	0.05523	58	45	13	0
6911	I think you hide from others so you can hide from yourself	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
6912	whats your first reaction when feeling depressed?	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
6913	Ahahaa we both same , dear Human! i change colour cuz its my survival.. but u... greed greed & greed	1.2241	0.05523	58	45	13	0
6914	When you couch it like that, Doc, it makes a wild impression on the very fabric of my being.	1.2241	0.05523	58	45	13	0
6915	What the fuck are you writing?	1.2241	0.06527	58	47	9	2
6916	I’m having trouble fitting in.	1.2239	0.05131	67	52	15	0
6917	I want to stand up and assert myself, But all I do is blend in wherever I go.	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
6918	see?! I did it again	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
6919	Doc, is it bad that all I want is to fit in?	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
6920	even with two diplomas you managed to shame me with your chaise.	1.2237	0.04017	76	62	13	1
6921	I'll need to see you three times a week about your conformity issues.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
6922	What do you mean the top of my head looks like a fly?	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6923	Tell more about your desire to truly be and feel invisible.	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6924	I just feel like I don't stand out enough.	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
6925	So you are telling me you are having trouble maintaining your own identity? Do you hate your parents?	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
6926	I want to turn plaid, please!	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
6927	You spelled my name wrong.	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6928	All I've ever wanted is to be noticed.	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6929	Sometimes I just feel invisible to everyone.	1.2222	0.07320	54	45	6	3
6930	I "gwana" lay on your couch!	1.2222	0.07320	54	45	6	3
6931	I just want to be noticed.	1.2222	0.07027	45	36	8	1
6932	But you told me to blend in more...	1.2222	0.07320	54	45	6	3
6933	Let's agree, analysis is a jungle but dissimulating is not an option.	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6934	You gotta help, Doc. No matter what I do, she doesn’t notice me.	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6935	Well...I'm not your typical couch potato. More like a couch lizard.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
6936	All this time I thought you appreciated my uniqueness, but all you wanted to do was make me blend in.	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6937	And how long have you felt that you just can't blend in?	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
6938	So, you've not been feeling like yourself lately?	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6939	Nobody ever notices me. It's as if I am just hidden in the background.	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
6940	I have eyes, I can see. Where the hell did you get this couch?	1.2222	0.07027	45	36	8	1
6941	It appears you are a man without conviction, you're a man who doesn't know.	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
6942	Well,at least we know that change is possible.	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6943	...an opportunity to change into plaid with stripes!	1.2222	0.06826	54	44	8	2
6944	You can do better than this, Henry. That looks nothing like me	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6945	And was your BugCatchers enterprise successful?	1.2222	0.06826	54	44	8	2
6946	Don't worry, you're not alone to have become one with your couch.	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6947	Now look, you lay down on the couch or the session is over!	1.2222	0.06826	54	44	8	2
6948	I used to be paisley, but now I'm plaid!	1.2222	0.06826	54	44	8	2
6949	Oh...Are you still here? I didn't see you.	1.2222	0.05280	63	49	14	0
6950	(Hmm...he’d make a good matching pillow.)	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
6951	I want to change colors Doc. I'm blocked. Can you help?	1.2222	0.07027	45	36	8	1
6952	He always has got to embarrass me with his pink and peach floral couch.	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6953	Anyone disproving the old canard about the leopard I deem cured!	1.2222	0.07027	45	36	8	1
6954	What the heck is 'clinical lycanthropy'?	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6955	The thing is, doc: Ever since I hit 40, I look around and feel like life is just happening to me.	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6956	So, you say your friends act like you aren’t even there? Interesting!	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
6957	Adapting to any situation is a strength not a weakness.	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6958	Have you tried listening to The Clash?	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
6959	I have "mother" issues, Every time I wanted to talk about relevance, she just disappeared into the landscape.	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6960	I mind my own business just hanging around, so why am I considered an environmental hazard?	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6961	And when did you first realize you were a herpetologist?	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
6962	Did you know I'm still poisonous?	1.2222	0.06826	54	44	8	2
6963	Not matchy, matchy today, tacky!!	1.2222	0.07027	45	36	8	1
6964	Take your time, Mrs. Smith.	1.2222	0.07027	45	36	8	1
6965	For most of my patients the desire to hang themselves is something we like to work on.	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6966	Don't think of me as a just a fly on the wall.	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6967	It isn't a clinical presentation, but I suppose I would classify it as imposter syndrome.	1.2222	0.07027	45	36	8	1
6968	I’m just having a lot of trouble fitting in	1.2222	0.07027	45	36	8	1
6969	Horizontals slim, verticals fatten—what do you think of my florals?	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
6970	. “Dr. Will it make a difference if I paint my back red?	1.2222	0.07713	45	37	6	2
6971	It's like they don't even know i'm there.	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6972	Hey doc, are you still awake or do I need to stop talking?	1.2222	0.06826	54	44	8	2
6973	I knew it! You’ve just been doodling this entire time.	1.2222	0.07713	45	37	6	2
6974	Gary was unsuccessful at spying on his therapist.	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
6975	And what is it that’s making you feel invisible?	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6976	I can never show the world my true colors.	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6977	The Uber had striped cushions.	1.2222	0.06826	54	44	8	2
6978	It’s like I’m completely invisible when we’re together, Doc.	1.2222	0.07713	45	37	6	2
6979	You see doc there it goes again.	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6980	I guess it’s always just been a lizard brain thing	1.2222	0.07713	45	37	6	2
6981	I'm not sure how I feel being so closely linked to Johnny Depp, doc.	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6982	I wish I could be this alone for an entire year.	1.2222	0.08342	45	38	4	3
6983	I thought this was a consultation about the foot surgery I wanted...”	1.2222	0.06268	45	35	10	0
6984	Doc can you help me,so that I don't blend in.	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6985	I guess it’s a blessing and a curse	1.2222	0.05711	54	42	12	0
6986	He keeps on telling me to show up for myself, but it’s just not working	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
6987	Would you say your anxiety is constant or does it come and go? Does it come and go?	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
6988	So, Mr Kafka, how have you been?	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
6989	The waiter was offended when I simply asked for some flies in my soup.	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
6990	you're not a wuss, Zelig. Blending in is a perfectly normal coping mechanism.	1.2203	0.05955	59	47	11	1
6991	Why do I always feel like I fit in?	1.2203	0.05442	59	46	13	0
6992	Do’ja iguana talk about ewhat’	1.2203	0.05442	59	46	13	0
6993	Lately, I feel like I blend into the background.	1.2203	0.05442	59	46	13	0
6994	What makes you think you're a monster?	1.2203	0.05442	59	46	13	0
6995	I’m so tired of blending in. When will I be me? Sob.....	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
6996	This couch is growing on me, Doctor. Which scale should we use to evaluate the therapy?	1.2203	0.05955	59	47	11	1
6997	All I want is to be noticed	1.2203	0.05955	59	47	11	1
6998	So you started changing your colours to fit in and it still didn't help?	1.2203	0.05955	59	47	11	1
6999	Where is that noise coming from? There's nothing on my bed!	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7000	So, tell me a little more about this feeling of not being seen...	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7001	You’re stuck! And you purport to guide me through life’s transitions?!?	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7002	And why do you feel it's karma, chameleon?	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7003	To do: look in every place except bed for that lizard	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
7004	So,you feel like you’re a gecko?	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7005	So this camouflaging, you feel like it’s a defense mechanism?	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7006	I am having trouble blending in	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7007	I don't get it Doc. What do you mean, 'How do I feel?'	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
7008	Hey doctor,I can't wait to see what happens when I jump onto you lap!	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7009	If you try to eat my bow tie, I will stab you with my pen.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7010	Tell me again why you’re afraid to shop at Target.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7011	I didn't think I'd have to go through so MANY changes.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7012	I don’t know— I just feel invisible.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7013	How can I convince this guy to dump Laura Ashley for Pottery Barn? Or even better, IKEA.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
7014	As was his nature, Carl instinctively answered to best camouflage his true feelings.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7015	Doc, I feel blue and I'm green with envy... I just want to stand out from the crowd.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7016	You know, I was a pretty good-looking guy when I started therapy.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7017	I escaped the holding pens on the Mexican/US border. I am just not sure where I go next.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7018	Turning red when talking about your mother is not a good sign.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
7019	You mean,I don’t have to tell you what I think you want to hear?	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7020	I guana see what you’re thinking.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7021	And how many multiple personalities did you say you have?	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7022	? I always feel like somebody's watching me?	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7023	She is always telling everyone I am cold blooded.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
7024	We should consider a therapyarium.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7025	Just checking. Are you writing down I've evolved or devolved?a	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7026	This should help curb your addiction to crawling.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
7027	It's understandable. Although, change suits you.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
7028	Rashomon also changed his story every week”	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7029	Others may think you mundane because you blend in so well. Standing out could be over rated and dangerous when it comes to life saving techniques. Your session comes to $500.00. Thank you."	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
7030	What would you come to the conclusion that I am a social chameleon?	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7031	Let's talk about your ID.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
7032	I keep dreaming that I’m human.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7033	My problem is I change by blending in	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7034	It looks like you're hiding your true self from me.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7035	I agree. You probably are trying to hard to blend in.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7036	So you think I'm going nuts, Doc? Well, this crazy fabric doesn't help!	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7037	It’s important that you reveal your true colors.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7038	You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7039	What makes you think this is just a patterned response?	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7040	So how do you feel about the new couch?	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7041	People keep saying I need to change to live up to my full potential.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7042	The problem is I see the world through TOO MANY lenses.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7043	Two creatures who have a ability to change. It's colors	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7044	I think the main conflict in your life is how you adapt to change.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7045	I always though that blending in was the solution, but I think is best if I am just me	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
7046	My notes say you change 99.9% per your environment of foliage but today you say.”” You change every time the wind blows because mother nature can’t make her mind up because she’s going through menopause? “”Interesting observation Sir Chameleon.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7047	Ah, I see your attachment style is matching outfits...	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7048	The week that Melvin was kicked out of DBT for taking mindfulness too far	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7049	Do you ever have trouble finding your true colors?	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7050	Excuse you, I don’t change for anyone but myself	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7051	Anthony, fool! Don't you see now that I could have poisoned you a hundred times had I been able to live without you. I beg you, do not make haste with that divorce settlement.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
7052	I just want to lounge all day.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
7053	My mom read this to me as a bed time story	1.2195	0.07418	41	33	7	1
7054	But how exactly do you feel like a chameleon?"	1.2195	0.06545	41	32	9	0
7055	So, why do you always feel the need to fit in?	1.2195	0.06545	41	32	9	0
7056	So you feel that no one ever notices you?	1.2195	0.07418	41	33	7	1
7057	Yah...ve both acknowledge that the only real constant iz change.	1.2195	0.07418	41	33	7	1
7058	Okay, but exactly what is your problem with these reptile people?	1.2195	0.07418	41	33	7	1
7059	Let’s talk about your compulsive conformity pattern behavior.	1.2195	0.06545	41	32	9	0
7060	10 minutes past appointment time and still no patient; no call or text.	1.2195	0.06061	41	34	6	1
7061	I fall into the same pattern every time I come here	1.2195	0.06545	41	32	9	0
7062	I'll have what she's having	1.2195	0.06545	41	32	9	0
7063	Hmmm...personality mirroring...interesting....	1.2192	0.04875	73	57	16	0
7064	You miss Donald Trump's tweets?"	1.2182	0.06712	55	45	8	2
7065	How many more people have to die for your personal growth?	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7066	Patient reports an inability to "show her true colors."	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7067	Now, you can save me how much on my insurance?	1.2182	0.05620	55	43	12	0
7068	So, when did you feel this drastic change come over you?	1.2182	0.06712	55	45	8	2
7069	Where we go one,we go all.	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7070	Bottle or breast?	1.2182	0.06712	55	45	8	2
7071	Can't measure up to the Geico Ghecko, hmm.	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7072	Didn’t you hear me? I said your insurance company refused treatment for road rage.	1.2182	0.05620	55	43	12	0
7073	Juan thought, "I guana keep an eye on Dr. Nutt, even though I'm definitely not paranoid!	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7074	I’m having separation anxiety....	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7075	Hey, what are you writing?	1.2182	0.07197	55	46	6	3
7076	I am familiar with transgenders but not with transspecies.	1.2182	0.05620	55	43	12	0
7077	So, you’re okay being cold-bloodied, but enraged I swapped out the herringbone print?	1.2182	0.05620	55	43	12	0
7078	No matter how hard I try to fit in, I still seem to make people uncomfortable...	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7079	That table is crooked and it's really getting to my reptilian brain.	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7080	You did in fact list it under “allergies,” my bad!	1.2182	0.05620	55	43	12	0
7081	The patient seems to have a fear of commitment.	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7082	Nobody knows that I’m here	1.2182	0.05620	55	43	12	0
7083	« Sometimes, I feel like I don’t belong »	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7084	I don’t know what it is Doc but I’m just having a hard time standing these days.	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7085	I feel like you finally see the ‘real’ me	1.2182	0.05620	55	43	12	0
7086	Your drawing skills are fantastic!	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7087	Are you telling me I need to develop a thicker skin?!?	1.2182	0.06712	55	45	8	2
7088	No troubles fitting in. Must be the eyes.	1.2182	0.05620	55	43	12	0
7089	You can't hide your true colors from me	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7090	Did someone say something?	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7091	I struggle with letting others see my true authentic self.	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
7092	I feel like I change myself each time I’m in a new environment	1.2182	0.05620	55	43	12	0
7093	No! No! Dr Freud it’s not in me, but this couch that’s caused your misdiagnosis of my suffering from florid psychosis.	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
7094	I think you may finally have got into a positive pattern.	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7095	If I could speak, I'd say we've come to an impasse.	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7096	We call it pigment envy.	1.2174	0.07558	46	38	6	2
7097	And how long have you felt like you blend into the background?	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7098	Problem is, I fit in TOO much!	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7099	…and since I turned 50, I'm also invisible to women.	1.2174	0.07558	46	38	6	2
7100	If the government said it's okay to kill you you'd be depressed too, doc!	1.2174	0.07558	46	38	6	2
7101	Could you pick a prettier fabric?	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7102	So doc? Ya think I can change?	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7103	I just always feel unseen when I’m at work.	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7104	- Doc, I change colours very often, is this normal?	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7105	Would you agree you tend to distrust everyone?	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7106	I’ve been thinking about what you said about, 'the reptilian brain' during our last session. . .	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7107	If you keep changing your story I cannot be of help	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7108	OK, Mr. Chame Leon, when did you notice these radical color shifts?	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7109	Well if I let down my guard, are you still going to blame everything on my reptilian brain?	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7110	Your fabric makes me want to climb the wall	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7111	Doctor, I need some thc gummies, for my nervs	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7112	Woah, don't get defensive. I am just trying to get you to open up.	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7113	Can’t he read louder? I am no dumb!	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7114	The psilocybin's side effects should be short-lived.	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7115	When did it become bad to have lizard brain?"	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7116	If I can pull off the bow tie, I’m outta here.	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7117	try not to turn into your father	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
7118	Try to work on your eye contact.	1.2174	0.07558	46	38	6	2
7119	We all have developed some behavioral patterns with increased attachment to the couch during covid, but I can see yours is very serious	1.2174	0.06486	69	58	7	4
7120	Saying you don’t feel seen anymore is a common result of the 2020 quarantine, have you tried wearing a mask?	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7121	Does anyone even see the real me?	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7122	This is my impression of Brad Paisley. Is this a breakthrough?	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7123	the company constantly moving me from branch to branch.	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7124	I know I’m supposed to be my own person but everywhere I go I just feel like I blend into the crowd.	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7125	... and tell me, how does that make you peel?	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7126	I never feel like anyone really sees me	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7127	There is something wrong with the therapy sofa	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
7128	See? I have no boundaries Doc!	1.2174	0.06890	46	37	8	1
7129	It's like no one can really see me for who I am.	1.2174	0.06149	46	36	10	0
7130	I often feel like I’m not seen for who I really am.	1.2167	0.05363	60	47	13	0
7131	Psychiarist writes: "He thinks he is invisible."	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
7132	You don't seem to have much trouble fitting in with the crowd.	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
7133	The idea of a man-eating chameleon is of course ludicrous but in this case the dream analysis should be most revealing.	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
7134	Did your mother love you?	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
7135	First,I feel green with envy, 4 then red with rage, and finally yellow because I can't confront my cowardice,	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
7136	Doctor, I constantly feel as if I am being overlooked by others.	1.2167	0.05363	60	47	13	0
7137	Let’s not start your history quite that far back!	1.2167	0.05363	60	47	13	0
7138	We can explore all the way back to the egg, but first you need to keep your tongue off my pen.	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
7139	I was feeling blue,but then I got embarrassed.	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
7140	I find it difficult to truly see myself	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
7141	Don’t think because you can camouflage on the couch means you can camouflage your feelings	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
7142	Why do I keep changing myself when the world outside needs alteration, doctor?	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
7143	am I really invisible to you?	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
7144	I wouldn't spare a shade but a cloud of judgement.	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
7145	Today I feel blue... and yellow, and pink, and orange.	1.2167	0.06761	60	50	7	3
7146	I guess I’m repeating my same old patterns	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
7147	And when did you begin to feel you needed a change?	1.2162	0.07880	37	30	6	1
7148	'He watches me write as though I don't see him.'	1.2162	0.06861	37	29	8	0
7149	Do I have to look like a movie star to feel accepted?	1.2162	0.06861	37	29	8	0
7150	Polka dots or Prozac: Take your pick.	1.2162	0.08781	37	31	4	2
7151	I just feel like I blend in everywhere I go, you know?	1.2162	0.06861	37	29	8	0
7152	Patient needs to find its own identity.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7153	Your tendency to fit in may be having detrimental consequences.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7154	Changing your views, opinions and behavior, all to satisfy a situation...It's a pattern we have discussed for years. Paul Jelinek, NYC	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7155	My first question is, did you hatch from an egg, or were you born?	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7156	Patient suffers from negative self image , but otherwise adjusts well to changes in his environment.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7157	Doc, I'm sick of fading into the background everywhere I go... Doc? Over here, Doc. HELLO?	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7158	So what I hear you saying is that you feel driven to become invisible in any situation.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7159	I just need to find a way to blend in	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7160	What do you mean loving would be easy if my colors were like your dreams, red, gold, and green...red, gold, and green?	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7161	I just want to fit in.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7162	I just don't know how many more of your patients I can trick into thinking they're delusional.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7163	Doc, You're like all the rest--- You act like you don't even SEE me!	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7164	No, sitting in my lap will not bring a breakthrough.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7165	I guess I've just been feeling blue.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7166	So, you went to sleep and woke up in this epoch.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7167	Its IGU-ana, not EGO-ana.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7168	Doctor, sometimes I imagine that I am a chameleon. . .	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7169	It's a disgrace! I do not think you even know, after all of these $200.00 per hour sessions, that you do not even know anything about me. And I'm the cold-blooded one?	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7170	So you feel like you don’t just meld in anymore?	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7171	Doc, my wife doesn’t appreciate my affection for flies.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7172	How long have you been having these moments of feeling not quite yourself?	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7173	I'd say the problem is in your lizard brain.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7174	Snidely,I know you there because you keep hissing at me	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7175	And who do you have insurance with?	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
7176	`I've auditioned for Geico Commercials since 1999 and never got a callback.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7177	So you would like to find better coping mechanisms that make you feel less isolated?	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7178	So, what exactly do you think is so great about wanting to be human?	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7179	Eaten crickets everyday for a year, binged all the marvel movies...my skin color is permanently beige/grey!	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7180	Fuck the analysis I want some worms	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7181	Pretty sure I could draw a better Rambo than that.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7182	And when you turn into this creature, what do you eat?	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7183	I tell ya doc, everyone hates me. Just yesterday, I was talking to my wife, and when I looked up she was gone!	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7184	You do this every time I ask you to talk about your mother.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7185	Tell me more about about your feelings of aggression."	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7186	Tell me more about your mother.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
7187	Compared to others,would you say you tend more toward conformity or independence?	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7188	Sometimes I just feel like nobody really sees me” @corinemorai	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7189	I’ve been feeling invisible lately, like know one really sees the real me or cares about who I really am.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7190	I believe the pandemic worsened my case of lizard brain.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7191	The times they are a-changin’.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7192	It used to be all fun and games, but now I just don't recognize myself when I look in the mirror	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7193	I do my business, you do yours	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7194	I feel like you try to blend in too much to let your true self show.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7195	I’m not always this color, you know	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
7196	It's like, just as soon as I get comfortable and let someone see me, I open my mouth and BOOM, it's all over	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7197	I’m gonna have to charge you for a no show this week even though you came in	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
7198	Change can be scary but necessary, as you know	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7199	C: “I’ve never seen my Father” T:”And how does that make you feel?” C:”.....inspired”	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
7200	All this shape shifting takes a toll on me Doc. It’s not my fault Melinda couldn’t accept this side of me.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7201	I’m an animal, but I feel so inanimate.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
7202	Nobody sees me.	1.2154	0.05139	65	51	14	0
7203	You seem so calm, but I'm telling you: my lizard brain is IN CONTROL.	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
7204	They tell me I should show my true colors but I don't remember them anymore.	1.2154	0.05139	65	51	14	0
7205	And know that I’ve done it, I can’t help but think bad Karma is coming for me…	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
7206	It's harder to camouflage my feelings than what I thought.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
7207	The doctor knew that success can require more than a clash of ideas.”	1.2143	0.06408	42	33	9	0
7208	Would you be comfortable going into Settings and clicking Change Background?	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
7209	This motherfucker…	1.2143	0.06408	42	33	9	0
7210	Can you help me Doc? I'm stressed to see that people have come back to my territory.	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
7211	I've been told that I'm not good with human contact, but you're looking particularly fetching today doctor.	1.2143	0.06408	42	33	9	0
7212	But you say you have trouble fitting in?	1.2143	0.07258	42	34	7	1
7213	You really mean 15 minutes could save me 15% or more on car insurance?"	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
7214	How do expect an Iguana to remember pre-historic dreams?	1.2143	0.06408	42	33	9	0
7215	Don't talk about my mum like that!	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
7216	I think we've found the root of your identity issues	1.2143	0.05533	56	44	12	0
7217	I've fallen for a horse of a different color...	1.2143	0.05533	56	44	12	0
7218	Maybe you should try hanging out with a better class of reptile.	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
7219	So, you feel invisible. . . . nobody pays attention to you . . . you never get invited to parties . . . you're getting a complex . . .	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
7220	You told me to read Kafka before going to sleep. So I did and woke up in the morning looking like this!	1.2143	0.08713	42	36	3	3
7221	Changing my colors all the time, I don't know who I am anymore. Is it Split Personality, Doc?	1.2143	0.06408	42	33	9	0
7222	Tell me, how long have you had this feeling that you're invisible.	1.2143	0.08018	42	35	5	2
7223	The problem with analysis.	1.2143	0.07258	42	34	7	1
7224	Hmmm...I wonder what he's writing since I didn't say a word.	1.2143	0.05533	56	44	12	0
7225	Why are you staring at my fly?	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
7226	I hate when he writes that I’m a wallflower. I’m a salamander, damn it! A SALAMANDER!	1.2143	0.06408	42	33	9	0
7227	You can't hide in your shell forever.	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
7228	I'm here because I'm paranoid, so why wouldn't I want to see what you're writing about me?	1.2143	0.08018	42	35	5	2
7229	You mustn’t take this personally but I never comment on the charm of my patients.	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
7230	Well, you might be trying a bit too hard to fit in.	1.2143	0.08018	42	35	5	2
7231	I just want to be my OWN amphibian.	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
7232	Well, you're a reptile, apparently.	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
7233	What did I tell you would happen if you didn't stop doing bad things? This is Karma. Karma, karma, karma, karma, Chameleon.	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
7234	What are you writing? There is nothing wrong with wanting to fit in!	1.2143	0.08018	42	35	5	2
7235	Yes, I understand you want to work on being more assertive.	1.2143	0.07258	42	34	7	1
7236	My extinct relatives get all the attention.	1.2143	0.04569	56	45	11	0
7237	So when did you take on the personality of inanimate objects?	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
7238	Doc, Do you feel like I'm part of the furniture?	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
7239	Hmm, you’re saying you feel invisible? Have you tried singing John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ into your phone’s front camera?	1.2143	0.07258	42	34	7	1
7240	Shound’nt we be Freu-inds ?	1.2143	0.07258	42	34	7	1
7241	So, how long have you had this identity problem?	1.2143	0.05533	56	44	12	0
7242	I never considered myself a wallflower before I started coming here.	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
7243	I feel like I really struggle to be my authentic self	1.2143	0.07258	42	34	7	1
7244	this look is becoming on you	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
7245	When I say a Tiger can’t change it’s stripes, I mean it metaphorically…	1.2143	0.05533	56	44	12	0
7246	mumbling while rewriting: patient is lost cause but keeps office flies at bay. “I’m still here doc.”	1.2143	0.05533	56	44	12	0
7247	I wanna be seen! You know doc?! I feel like I'm just blending into the background.	1.2143	0.07258	42	34	7	1
7248	'why are all my surroundings ever look like me?'	1.2143	0.07258	42	34	7	1
7249	Frankly, our sessions would be a lot more productive if we could find a way around this same old pattern.	1.2143	0.07258	42	34	7	1
7250	I feel heard I just dont feel seen.	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
7251	Lately I’ve been having trouble blending in with the new norm	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
7252	My husband didn’t even notice my haircut.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
7253	Hey, I'm not blue right now, I'm perfectly green.	1.2131	0.05287	61	48	13	0
7254	When placed in an unfamiliar setting I'm anxious because I adapt too well.	1.2131	0.05287	61	48	13	0
7255	Sometimes I feel invisible. Doctor… doctor?	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
7256	Have you ever thought you blend in too easily?	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
7257	Doc, I just want to be myself. How hard could that be?	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
7258	Ok doc., that is absurd." Why would you say i am acting like a chameleon	1.2131	0.05287	61	48	13	0
7259	When did you begin to believe in metamorphosis?	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
7260	So you feel that because your dreams come to you in blue, silver and orange that you and George are having issues, correct?	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
7261	HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE A HERPTOLOGIST?	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
7262	I know Jim Comey couldn't blend in with the curtains, but as a chameleon, I don't see why I can't be part of the furniture. or It's my go-to defense mechanism-but do you like this colorway?	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
7263	I’m happier with my Maracas	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
7264	„Maybe it’s just the voice in MY head...”	1.2131	0.05287	61	48	13	0
7265	Let me guess...you always feel the need to just blend in?	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7266	Tries too hard to fit in.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7267	Patient unable to voice their concern	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7268	I know you think this is how I'll like you best, but which you do YOU like best?	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7269	To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, either the sofa goes or I go.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7270	Frankly Gerard, you have normal gecko issues, nothing to get wound up about.	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7271	Do you write notes about appearance as well?	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7272	So why do you think you blend in to the background?	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7273	Come on Doc, all I said is that I feel like no-one see's me.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7274	I’m sorry, I just don’t see much change.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7275	And so, Karma, why do YOU think you are obsessed with Boy George?"	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7276	Doctor,wherever I go,I just seem to blend into the background.	1.2128	0.07410	47	39	6	2
7277	I have issues expressing my individuality.	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7278	I think you should try sticking out more.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7279	That’s right. Don’t go changing your colors to try and fit in.	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7280	Yes, pigment translocation in chromatophores like yourself can be vexing during an identity crisis, but I assure you, Marta Ferri is not out to get you.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7281	I feel like such a Chameleon!	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7282	And would you say this is a pattern of reckless behavior?	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7283	In your case, standing out in a crowd may take more than just the right attitude.	1.2128	0.07410	47	39	6	2
7284	On a scale of one to ten, ten being...Oops. Sorry. Scratch that.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7285	Subject adapts to environment. Takes fitting in to extreme levels.	1.2128	0.07410	47	39	6	2
7286	Sorry, doc, it STILL doesn’t work when I say “don’t think about the upholstery, don’t think about the upholstery...”	1.2128	0.07410	47	39	6	2
7287	Have you experienced any drastic changes in your condition, or perhaps.....hey, where did you go?	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7288	Try to relax your claws.	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7289	Yes, I can treat your panic attacks and breathing problems, but it will take a while.	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7290	Paisley becomes you	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7291	Let’s see um… my next patient is a ‘comedian’ and typically he’s late…	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7292	You were right doc, a new couch reallychanged everything for me!	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7293	I feel like I’ve been changing. No no not like that I mean I’ve been weeping myself to sleep	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7294	I just can't seem to ever stand out in a crowd.	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7295	So you are Zelig’s wife’s adopted child?	1.2128	0.07410	47	39	6	2
7296	Halfway through his doodle, I realized he wasn’t doodling anything at all. And that’s when I asked him, “But what’s a doodle without a doodle?” And he put the pencil down.	1.2128	0.07410	47	39	6	2
7297	„I think you should start to listening to the signals your body is sending you”	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7298	Mmmm, I see…	1.2128	0.06034	47	37	10	0
7299	Maybe my next appointment isn't showing up, just enough time for a private session.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
7300	Says here if you don't pay, you won't get better.	1.2125	0.04602	80	63	17	0
7301	Just stand theere and show me your tongue	1.2121	0.08436	33	27	5	1
7302	I just feel like things are changing too fast	1.2121	0.08436	33	27	5	1
7303	So...then your boyfriend left you for a leopard, you say?”	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
7304	I'm just not ready to unmask yet.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
7305	Mr. Zippy is yet again a no-show.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
7306	I told you I can change more than just my color.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
7307	Down, Boy!	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
7308	And have you ever acted upon these sudden urges to eat people?	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
7309	Hey, can you read this for me? Someone stole my pupils. Sure, Doc.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
7310	I'd rather go with the plaid or stripes.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
7311	No one could say for sure who fell asleep first, but you can bet it was close. Damn close.	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
7312	I see, your spirit animal is a human. Anyone I know?	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
7313	You do seem to be able to blend in well.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
7314	Oh,so the square people don't have to go down the round hole...	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7315	You think I’m ready for my outdoor camouflage already? It’s only been 14 months. We just started working on my exposure issues.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
7316	When did you start to feel that others did not notice you?	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7317	So that's Elizabeth. Do you mind if I call you Liz?	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7318	I don't know why, but I feel like I never fit in.	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7319	Why does my girlfriend hate it when I hang out with the pink flamingos at work, Doc?	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
7320	...Patient exhibits signs of defensiveness when confronted with his past stalking...	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7321	I just can’t help it. I love pattern!	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
7322	So you're telling me it's hard to stand out from the crowd	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7323	The guy's nuts. He thinks I've got 'Chameleon Complex'"	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
7324	She probably doesn't notice you because you are too creepy	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
7325	I'm not a narcissist if I'm only trying to blend in.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
7326	Hmmmm....a chaise. I had you pegged more as a futon.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
7327	It's not that I don't want to change. It's that when I do, I don't feel seen.	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7328	So, what I think I hear you saying' is that you never felt this way about yourself before social media.	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7329	This story rings a bell.	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7330	Why are you so afraid to be different?	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7331	Did you even notice I'm a chameleon.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
7332	I don't know who I am anymore Doc	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7333	He thinks I’m approval seeking?	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7334	so...how's life?	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7335	And then his dad stops, throws down his big stick and places the baby Alligator carefully on bank.	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7336	You see right through me don't you, doc?	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
7337	I can still you peeking at my notes	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
7338	Have you ever heard of object relations theory?	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
7339	Is it time to hibernate yet?	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
7340	I've always been co-dependent.	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
7341	I soon realized the trick was to surrender to the flow	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
7342	Controlled by his reptilian brain.	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
7343	Your problem is that your compulsion to blend in is causing females not to notice you.	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
7344	Has your accommodation been a problem for long?	1.2105	0.06702	38	30	8	0
7345	They call me Sally Mander, the invisible nurse always trying to blend in.	1.2105	0.07691	38	31	6	1
7346	I feel like part of the wallpaper.	1.2105	0.06702	38	30	8	0
7347	do you realy need to change that much to be honest?	1.2105	0.05448	57	45	12	0
7348	What makes you think that people staring at you?	1.2105	0.05448	57	45	12	0
7349	Anyway, I feel like Boy George cursed me.	1.2105	0.07691	38	31	6	1
7350	Sometimes he acts like I'm not even there.	1.2105	0.06702	38	30	8	0
7351	Yes, yes...but what are your TRUE colors?	1.2105	0.06702	38	30	8	0
7352	And you say you are colorblind?	1.2105	0.07691	38	31	6	1
7353	Here is your prescription for Xanax. Now please, give me back my son.	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
7354	You say you want to blend in , but you feel invisible to others.	1.2105	0.05448	57	45	12	0
7355	For this session, let's discuss why you believe your life is being controlled by your reptilian brain.	1.2105	0.05448	57	45	12	0
7356	You think I should stand on my own 2 feet?	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
7357	Can you really make me standout on that sketch?	1.2105	0.05448	57	45	12	0
7358	It's karma, Mr. Chameleon.	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
7359	I'm afraid I'm becoming just like my father.	1.2105	0.05448	57	45	12	0
7360	These changes started happening after I saw Zelig.	1.2105	0.05448	57	45	12	0
7361	What does philosophy mean?	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
7362	Doc, I always wanted to be myself, not just blend in. That's what drew me to politics.	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
7363	I tend to disappear into those closest to me.	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
7364	Blank? It’s true then, these shrinks know nothing about gender non-conformity.	1.2105	0.05448	57	45	12	0
7365	‘Doc, don’t bother. I’ve already tried to camouflage my way into travelling . If it’s not essential travel, it won’t happen.’	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
7366	the thing is... cerulean is the only colour that makes my eyes pop	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
7367	My coligues have place a chamaleon in here just for a cheap word play. Now I must call animal control. Why My suffering amuse them?	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
7368	Perhaps we should scale back on our sessions	1.2105	0.06963	57	48	6	3
7369	The multiple personality disorder is making you feel blue	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
7370	Can you imagine what it's like to crawl into a room and have everyone just look right through you?	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
7371	Hmm. I see. When did the dreams about being the real Daisy Miller start, exactly ?	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
7372	Sorry, we'll just have to work around it. . . . Other than that, how are you feeling today?	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
7373	My patient says he feels so unseen.	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
7374	Chameleon... absent	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
7375	I see you’re blending into the couch again.	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
7376	I just feel like I am always trying to crawl out of my own skin	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
7377	i can't seem to quit changing all the time.	1.2093	0.06277	43	34	9	0
7378	I’m parthenogenesis so you can skip the Oedipus psychobabble!”	1.2093	0.07105	43	35	7	1
7379	My wife says I’m so boring that I blend in with the furniture.	1.2093	0.07105	43	35	7	1
7380	Note: Tired of being a wall flower. Stuck in a pattern. No longer happy to just blend in....	1.2093	0.06277	43	34	9	0
7381	Notes: Patient’s fear of being seen still manifesting in obsessive conformity and efforts to blend in. (While normal for a gecko, will continue to treat as long as insurance coverage continues.)	1.2093	0.07105	43	35	7	1
7382	That will be 100 dollars--and some Change.	1.2093	0.07105	43	35	7	1
7383	My freinds tell me that I become a chameleon in new enviroments, but they don't know what they're talking about.	1.2093	0.07846	43	36	5	2
7384	My parents threw me out because I identify as a cocker spaniel.	1.2093	0.08522	43	37	3	3
7385	What I feel right now is distracted by the fly on your sleeve.	1.2093	0.06277	43	34	9	0
7386	Everything you’ve said so far comes down a fear of not being seen.	1.2093	0.06277	43	34	9	0
7387	It all started when my father placed me on a strobe light.	1.2093	0.06277	43	34	9	0
7388	The point being 'a Leopard Can't Change it's Spots' --and nor am I a Chameleon	1.2093	0.06277	43	34	9	0
7389	He wanted me to be a doctor. I said, dad you’re the one thing I won’t blend into	1.2093	0.08522	43	37	3	3
7390	„Sorry: Do you know anyone who refurbishes old upholstered furniture?“	1.2093	0.06277	43	34	9	0
7391	FreePal*stine	1.2093	0.06277	43	34	9	0
7392	Yknow, sometimes I just feel like these interest rates won’t stop rising!	1.2093	0.07846	43	36	5	2
7393	Maybe you can't patch yourself up, but you're doing great patching this old sofa of mine	1.2093	0.07105	43	35	7	1
7394	Tell me more about your fear of being taken for granted.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
7395	He should have changed his colour by now	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
7396	It seems like your problems only come out when you're here.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7397	It seems like I just blend in everywhere, and, oh, the things I've seen...	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7398	It's just really hard for me to be vulnerable and let people see me as who I am	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
7399	Well, it all started in pre-school where they said I couldn’t blend in.	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7400	Despite my best efforts to blend in, I still feel like an odd duck !	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7401	Tell me about your coping mechanisms.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7402	So you were elected as a moderate and now you've converted to THE BIG LIE?	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7403	Well you needn't worry,my other degree is in Herpetology.	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7404	But Doc… how do I stand out after blending in so well ?	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7405	So, tell me; just how does it make you feel when you think others seem to treat you as if you are invisible?	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7406	"My voyeuristic patient has evolved a remarkable strategy to satisfy his yearnings."	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7407	You know just something about being on this couch brings out my inner reptile	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7408	What do you mean, just deserts?	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
7409	Not to be a downer, but just to let you know, that floral pattern is copyrighted material.	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
7410	Piaget surely had a much different idea in mind when he defined "assimilation."	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
7411	Would you say you confront or hide from your problems?	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
7412	Yes, doc, me ready for my leap of faith!	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7413	Chameleon, I am about to stick that clipboard	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7414	'I don't know what's wrong with me Dr. I'm reevaluating my life, looking at my mortality, questioning my choices.' 'It's my belief you are experiencing a dark night of the iguana. Now, can you turn purple again for me? I love that.'	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7415	So I see you have couch issues	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7416	Your fingers. Caterpillars?	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7417	Please help me form a stable identity.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7418	is the kitchen still bugging you?	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7419	You think you are Gregor Samsa	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7420	Would you say you have a controlling personality?	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7421	Tell me when you’re revealing your true self	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7422	Hey! Are you taking me seriously?	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7423	Doc I’m tired of just blending in	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7424	They told me to show my true colors, and now I feel even LESS seen.	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7425	I’m from Philadelphia and I need to speak to a journalistic outlet about the Prisons and Police. I wouldn’t come to NYC unless I had to.” #stopstealingstorie	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
7426	'I feel I try so hard to fit in ...but it's almost like no one ever notices me'	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7427	They change colour all the time. I thought I was the only one.	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7428	I’m not a hypochondriac, it’s an exoskeleton crisis!	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7429	I’m cancelling my future appointments until you get a new couch.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7430	You have no idea how hard it is for me to show my true colors to people...	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
7431	Our ultimate goal is for you to show up as your true self.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7432	Doc, I am being honest with you! It wasn’t me! BTW what exactly are you writing in your notes?	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
7433	Yes, it is possible for you to change".	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7434	It hurts, when the others call you names...I'm gila, just gila, not the monster people think!	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7435	It seems you are that rare creature, an anti-social chameleon.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7436	I try to blend in!?!	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7437	Textbook AvPD.	1.2075	0.06793	53	44	7	2
7438	And you say, it’s when you fall asleep that you fall out of trees?	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7439	Doctor?	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7440	Something is very wrong, that's all I know.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7441	Doctor, are you still there...I can't see you.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7442	Doc, enough with the iPad. You gotta believe me. #LizardBrain is still trending and I’m a wreck.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7443	The world has weathered me.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7444	Curtis Chameleon is appalled to see that the psychiatrist has colored him red. Obviously he wasn't really looking.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7445	I'm trying to change but then worry about what I'll evolve into	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7446	He thinks I have an on-furniture-only complex?	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7447	Symptom: fades into the background.	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7448	I'm so pretty I don't wan to camouflage myself. Help me hate myself before I get killed.	1.2075	0.06793	53	44	7	2
7449	You’re halfway there. You can do it!	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7450	On the outside I’m a natural conformist, but on inside I’m a contrarian.	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7451	Yes, it's generally more effective with chameleons.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7452	Trouble fitting in you say?	1.2075	0.06793	53	44	7	2
7453	I just don’t want to conform anymore.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7454	You know doc, I just don't feel seen." Finley Court, Los Angeles Calif.	1.2075	0.06793	53	44	7	2
7455	It all began when my mother met this suave chameleon in a bar...	1.2075	0.04555	53	43	10	0
7456	I was so embarrassed, I turned bright red.	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7457	I'm tired of feeling invisible	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7458	Imitation may be the surest form of flattery but life is definitely not a bed of roses.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7459	Whenever I sit here, I feel empty...	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7460	I'm sorry, you can't be helped . You have a reptilian brain.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7461	I agree, change is good, but it doesn't seem to be helping with your commitment issues.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7462	Patient has designs on changing.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7463	You see, life IS change.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7464	I just feel she doesn’t understand me	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7465	Your diagnosis is too slow. Shall take stroll outside first?	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7466	It feels like no one sees the real me...	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
7467	If you want my professional opinion, it all goes back to your lizard brain.	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7468	Self-effacing?! But I’m right here, dammit.	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7469	I sense you’re developing some unhealthy patterns	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7470	Are you my brother, mon frere? (Kudos to you if you get it)	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
7471	Patient appears to be obsessed with the music of Culture Club. Yes, I believe this is a karma chameleon.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
7472	Tell me have you been changing lately?	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
7473	Next week on NPR's Invisibilia podcast...	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
7474	Ok, so "Zelig" is your favorite movie, can you tell me how that is better than "The Fly"?	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
7475	I'm curled up on the couch as you asked. Now what do we do?	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
7476	...and how often do you feel that you can’t seem to blend in?	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
7477	So, you are worried about why you haven't evolved along with all your friends.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
7478	Your lizard brain keeps getting in the way of real progress.	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
7479	I see you're writing that I'm blue, but I can change.	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
7480	Now, tell me about your lizard.	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
7481	Of course I have weird dreams, dammit, I'm a lizard!	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
7482	See, I wrote right here, "feels the need to blend in."	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
7483	It’s the Chameleon Paradox, managing one’s necessity for recognition of success when that success is the avoidance of recognition.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
7484	Why the long chaise?" "It helps me flourish	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
7485	Just trying to be me	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
7486	Lounge Lizard, Scales, awaits his diagnosis.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
7487	Thing is doc, I just don’t feel seen	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
7488	day 232: that herpetophobia class was an elaborated scam, it looks like.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
7489	Sometimes I feel that there’s a person inside me just waiting to come out.	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
7490	Writes down: “has… commitment… issues…”	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
7491	It's this constant change. It seems that I just can't find my own true colour anymore. You see..!?	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
7492	I just feel like no one ever really sees me, you know?	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
7493	On the minus side: Patient's delusions have taken a turn for the worse. On the plus side: Now I can get the ottoman recovered to match.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
7494	I haven't got much - do you charge scale?	1.2063	0.05139	63	50	13	0
7495	I’ve never seen insecurity on this scale.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
7496	if a fly flies, then what is ‘to chameleon’?	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
7497	And then my father went to the store for Marlboros and Budweiser and never came back. When I think about him I see red.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
7498	So you say I remind you of a large tasty insect...	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
7499	If I sometimes refer to your lizard brain, I hope you won't take offense.	1.2059	0.09230	34	29	3	2
7500	Look at the funbags on that hosehound	1.2059	0.08208	34	28	5	1
7501	Most of my clients have the opposite problem, actually.	1.2051	0.07510	39	32	6	1
7502	you’re getting it! now just erase the horizontals...	1.2051	0.06550	39	31	8	0
7503	Read back to me what I said about my wife Doctor, I think I would like to make some changes.	1.2051	0.07510	39	32	6	1
7504	You may very well be a Lizard Person but you still need to pay if you miss a session.	1.2051	0.06550	39	31	8	0
7505	Yes. It’s called ‘chameleon’ syndrome.	1.2051	0.07510	39	32	6	1
7506	What would you like to be different when you walk out of here today?	1.2051	0.06550	39	31	8	0
7507	I'm going to write you a prescription for a non-drowsy wallpaper, which you can get at Home Depot or Lowes, but it may be cheaper on-line from Canada.	1.2051	0.08361	39	33	4	2
7508	Fifty minutes? A full hour or I eat you.	1.2051	0.06550	39	31	8	0
7509	I’m a structuralist Mr Brown, not a Freudian, now please lay on your back. Jonathan Broder Philadelphia, PA Broderj58@gmail.com	1.2051	0.07510	39	32	6	1
7510	Multiple Personality Disorder”...Is that what you wrote	1.2051	0.08361	39	33	4	2
7511	« Did my couch move? »	1.2051	0.07510	39	32	6	1
7512	We both know you don’t handle change well.	1.2051	0.08361	39	33	4	2
7513	You still seem pretty wound up.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7514	Your problem is perfectly clear to me..	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7515	I will never get my own commercial. I never stand out.	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7516	It makes it so difficult to find my own identity.	1.2045	0.07680	44	37	5	2
7517	So how does it make you feel when people act like you're not even there.	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7518	Tell me about your mother’s true colors.	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7519	Sorry about the gas ... I didn’t realise you were in the room already.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7520	Your severe anxiety stems not so much from pattern recognition, it's color blindness! A condition practically unknown in your species	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7521	My skin tone is dependent on ambient light	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7522	'''That's 'B-u-r-ton and ''Taylor"	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7523	I’m tired of being a monster in other’s nightmares. I want a dream of my own!	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7524	I'm sorry but lizards don't have pinus envy.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7525	I've been on this couch for so long that I'm blending into the background.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7526	I feel like no one would noticed if I faded into the background.	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7527	I just feel like a snake in the grass It’s depressing.	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7528	Mind if I lick your pencil?	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7529	My identity crisis goes way back.....so it will take time.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7530	So why do you think that you were able to develop more meaningful relationships before becoming a renowned corporate spokesperson?	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7531	I think we could be friends forever because covid 19 and the pandemic is keeping us together all year	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7532	I think you're just saying what the couch wants to hear.	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7533	I just feel invisible and of no consequence.	1.2045	0.07680	44	37	5	2
7534	I can see you're not familiar with the reptilian brain.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7535	Now try blending in with the wainscoting.	1.2045	0.07680	44	37	5	2
7536	You don't have to be shy, our sessions are confidential.	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7537	The living iguanas will come and bite the men who do not dream.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7538	Sal the salamander spills his guts on his shrink about his appetite for flies.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7539	Doc, I'm worried that I lack my own identity.	1.2045	0.07680	44	37	5	2
7540	To be honest, it's been a while since anyone has seen me, either.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7541	Do you also keep changing your description of other patients?	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7542	Client struggles with not feeling seen.	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7543	Identity crisis, desires to blend in.	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7544	Today I'd like to focus on your feelings of dissociation.	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7545	Well,Freud would say it means you want to f*** your mother.	1.2045	0.07680	44	37	5	2
7546	I've having trouble respecting boundaries again, aren't I?	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7547	I’ve never been comfortable in my own skin, and this isn’t helping at all!	1.2045	0.07680	44	37	5	2
7548	I believe you can change colors, but you have to want to change.	1.2045	0.05706	44	37	6	1
7549	We need to exchange the seats, I think!	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7550	I’m a therapist, not a bird, you can let your guard down.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7551	I just can't understand what my wife sees in me..	1.2045	0.07680	44	37	5	2
7552	It’s strange but I always feel like I never fit in	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7553	What more can I even do for them to start noticing me?	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7554	I don't know who I am anymore...	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7555	Do you think this need to change and fit in with your surroundings stems from your father, perhaps?	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7556	Doc, I'm done with this cyclicle pattern in my life, ready to leap into a new chapter - maybe tweed, or pinstripes.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7557	‘Note: patient clear on view of herself’	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7558	I try blending in, but I feel like they still judge me.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
7559	I’m afraid I have to diagnose you with severe codependence and an overactive reptilian brain.	1.2045	0.06151	44	35	9	0
7560	How does it make you feel when people tell you it's just karma.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7561	Your insistent mirroring of the world around you has stifled your genuine self, precipitating your inability to realize your full potential."	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7562	Got some wet sand I could lie on?	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7563	Tell me about your egg.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
7564	You can have the couch, AFTER you fill out the form.	1.2041	0.05440	49	41	7	1
7565	I always feel like I’m part of the furniture.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
7566	It’s like no-one even notices me.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
7567	I’ll do anything to fit in	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7568	Tell me about feeling cold. Is it all the time, or just in winter?	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7569	Don’t write that down.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
7570	When the New Yorker says play to win but your mom has always said play to succeed	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7571	Is it tasty? Is it scrumptious?	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
7572	Alright, it’s my turn. You won’t be able to tell the difference.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7573	I feel like I just don't fit in anywhere.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7574	well, mister leon, it's not uncommon to feel that other people just don't see you.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7575	Analysand refuses to assume proper posture on couch. After 18 months of this, perhaps time to consider termination.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7576	Tell me about your relationship with your mother.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7577	Are you camouflage, or are you hiding?	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
7578	I want to be the ‘best version of me’, but there are unexpected things in me happening sending signals to others confusing them - and me...	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
7579	I’d rather not talk about my mother.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
7580	We agreed you'd accept payment in insects for these sessions didn't we?	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
7581	You're not writing down that I am slow as a snail?!	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
7582	Seriki treated me just like an equal, quite Chamillionaire.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
7583	Now tell me, why is it you feel invisible?	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
7584	Oh he is just like me, turning into the lines he is touching...	1.2041	0.04592	49	40	9	0
7585	As I told you, I adapt easy...	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
7586	In that moment the chameleon discovered that his ability to camuflaje wasn’t biology but daddy issues	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
7587	You have to be seen to be believed!	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
7588	I have imposter syndrome whenever diversity discussions come up	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
7589	Session over? It took me 50 minutes to get on this thing! Frank Buckley Andover MA	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7590	How long have you had these feelings, that no one's noticing you?	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7591	How long have you been feeling that you just don't fit in?	1.2037	0.06131	54	44	9	1
7592	You’re saying you want to be different. You don’t want to blend in anymore.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7593	As the Curly Tail Lizard began reading his diagnosis of imposter syndrome, he sunk into the couch and prepared to flee.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7594	So your first name is really Karma?	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7595	Your shoes remind me of my brother	1.2037	0.06131	54	44	9	1
7596	I’m invisible to people Doc, they don’t see me, they look right through me, I feel so unloved.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7597	There are many versions of normal, don’t worry.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7598	Please don't write down that bit about the iguana...	1.2037	0.06131	54	44	9	1
7599	Yes, I agree with you. A change may be very helpful.	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
7600	'Just blend in' you told me, but now it feels like nobody notices me.	1.2037	0.06131	54	44	9	1
7601	Doc, it's like I'm frozen in a black and white world.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7602	Gichee gichee goo, I'm not a geicko, Who are you?	1.2037	0.06131	54	44	9	1
7603	So, Mr. Jones, you believe you're a leader rather than a follower.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7604	You're saying that you're often crying inside even when you're struggling to seem cheerful to adapt to your surroundings. Does that cause you to resent the artist who has conceived the patterns to which you must adapt?	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7605	Well Doc, I felt fine until I ate the Dinosaur Gummies.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7606	So, you say no one notices you.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7607	Doctor, that’s plagiarism!	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7608	Maladaptive avoidance coping? Nah. I’m a loner, Doc. A rebel.	1.2037	0.06131	54	44	9	1
7609	I believe your adaptability is a defence mechanism.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7610	I struggle with my true me! Environment is so affecting 🙌	1.2037	0.06131	54	44	9	1
7611	God, I really want somebody would speak to me once in a while.	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
7612	I thought you said you wanted to paint me like one of your French girls.	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
7613	Sometimes I feel like nobody really sees ME.	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
7614	At first I thought everyone was ghosting me.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7615	I think they see the hamster more than me	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
7616	You really have to stop letting what’s around you take control	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
7617	Sometimes I feel like nobody sees me	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
7618	You were formally owned by Boy George, ate his favorite flowered frock and can't change back? Sounds like Karma, Chameleon.	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
7619	So, you think that your ability to blend in may actually be holding you back in some settings?	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
7620	So, tell me about your incessant need to fit in.	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
7621	Which one of your past lives are we exploring today?	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
7622	So you feel like you’ve forgotten how to be yourself.	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
7623	They say I’m not original, that I just copy everything...	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
7624	OK, let's circle back to when you lost out to the Geico Gecko. Dave Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
7625	As a Cyber Ninja, I am surprised to hear that you found Arizona too hot.	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
7626	So, like you--listening to the endless drone of your patients--I, too, became the invisible chameleon on a floral couch.	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
7627	And then?	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
7628	I've been telling you for years that your emotional responses are deeply primitive - and now, this!	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
7629	When did you first notice this compulsive need to blend in?	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7630	At least you can get around. The guy before you thought he was an insect stuck on his back. It was very novel.	1.2000	0.06405	40	32	8	0
7631	You feel you have have low self-esteem because you're always blending in.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7632	Stop trying to fit in.	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7633	Now - about your delusion of being the Lizard King, who can do many things.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7634	What does he mean by excessive conformity?	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7635	I’ve never been one to like change.	1.2000	0.06405	40	32	8	0
7636	How can I make a diagnosis if you chameleons change color, behavior and opinion all the time? Carlos Maranhão São Paulo, Brazil	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7637	Do you feel too much a part of the herd mentality?	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
7638	Well, Mr. Chameleon, I'm afraid our time is up and...hey, where did he go? Mr. Chameleon? MR. CHAMELEON? Carole, did you see Mr. Chameleon leave? No, he's not in here!	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7639	Sometimes I don't feel - or even look - like myself anymore....	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7640	The thing about post-irony is that of you do it enough it just becomes humor.	1.2000	0.06405	40	32	8	0
7641	When did you first sense that this was the result of Karma?	1.2000	0.08165	40	34	4	2
7642	It's a myth that chameleons change their coloration to match their environments. Now, some cephalopods, let me tell you, cephalopods are a-maz-ing...	1.2000	0.08165	40	34	4	2
7643	According to your Myers Briggs as an INFP, you are a judgmental introvert who relies on intuition and feeling. Looks right to me.	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7644	After so often taking on the characteristics of others, you feel like you are now close to your true self, yes?	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7645	I can't see where you are going with this.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7646	I must say you're the first patient I've ever had who has separation anxieties because his mother deserted him BEFORE he was born.	1.2000	0.05596	45	38	6	1
7647	So, do you always feel the need to fit in?	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7648	So, you feel that you keep changing your personality to suit whoever you are worth	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7649	It all started when I was overlooked for promotion.	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7650	It's only annoyingly reading over his shoulder if he notices.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
7651	My goodness,my 4:30 is late... there are those commitment issues they wrote me about.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7652	.... Florida-based iguana with persecution complex and possible gender confusion or hidden gonad bias. Nightmares about leaving mother behind in a Havahart trap.	1.2000	0.08165	40	34	4	2
7653	Well, you can’t expect to stand out in a crowd.	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
7654	You mean every iguana has that dream?	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7655	I just feel invisible, as though no-one can see me.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7656	You need to stop hiding your true feelings.	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
7657	If you are not going to speak to me I want to see what notes you are writing.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
7658	Some things change, some stay the same, and some, the doctor writes, straddle the before and after.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7659	Lizzy, please lay down and relax. I'll review with you in just a few minutes my findings of your land / water conflicts.	1.2000	0.05208	60	48	12	0
7660	Why fear looking like a sidewalk covered with cicadas?	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
7661	Just a moment while I finish this drawing of your mood.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7662	And your blazer looks like the drapes.	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7663	How long have you felt this way?	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
7664	So you just want to fade into the background.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7665	Sometimes I feel like I'm just hanging on.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7666	No one notices me. (I know it's obvious but at least I got it off my chest).	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7667	So....you feel invisible, like nobody sees you.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7668	Even my reptilian brain knows that everything stems from my mother.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7669	Was there anything besides being the middle child that made you feel unwanted?	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7670	I agree: that wall needs a mural . . .	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7671	Sometimes I feel like I just blend in with the furniture.	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
7672	Let’s start working on your fixation with Boy George	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7673	Strange patient... why is he always writing and not talking?	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
7674	Mm. And have you considered food therapy? Sometimes it’s true, y’ know: ‘We are what we eat.’	1.2000	0.06405	40	32	8	0
7675	I just feel like I am invisible to everyone	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7676	And how did the LSD therapy go?	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7677	NO MATTER WHERE I AM I FEEL INVISIBLE	1.2000	0.07992	35	29	5	1
7678	You’re writing down something about me not showing my “true colors” aren’t you?	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7679	Yes, yes, your compulsion to blend in. I get that. But how does the floral pattern make you FEEL?	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7680	At a party I feel as if people just don	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7681	The patient is uncommunicative, yet, very anxious to fit in.	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
7682	The thing is, I’m just having trouble blending in”	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7683	Of course you blend.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7684	You do know that the pattern on the couch is trademarked don't you, but fortunately doctor patient confidentiality applies.	1.2000	0.06405	40	32	8	0
7685	I want to change, Doc…but it isn’t easy for me, you know?	1.2000	0.05125	55	46	8	1
7686	... and how did this 'curse' make you feel?	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7687	Camouflaging yourself will only make your problems worse! Grant Parker, NYC	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
7688	Is that book that much boring. Ohh!! Just look at your face	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7689	Sudoku? Really? I'm still right here!	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7690	Flowers! Why, for the love all that is holy did it have to be flowers? Do you have any idea how hard it is to look like a sack of flowers? You couldn't consider a nice beige?	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
7691	So, you think you've turned into an alien lizard?	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7692	So you feel the need for constant changes in your life? Hmmm...	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7693	I guess it runs in my family. My great-grandfather Gregor Samsa was turned into a giant bug.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
7694	Just relax, and tell me what's bugging you.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
7695	Brilliant. Looks like I've elevated your self-worth from door mat to chaise lounge.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
7696	Let me guess: your name is Suse ?	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7697	Every voice must be heard	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7698	Look,I know today you feel more comfortable sitting in my chair with my notepad,but I must insist that we switch back to our normal positions.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
7699	I wish I had the confidence to stand out more.	1.2000	0.06860	35	28	7	0
7700	For once, can’t you stop writing and pay attention to me, your only roommate?	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7701	Listen, Doc, just 'cuz I 'tend to blend' doesn't mean I'm having an identity crisis.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
7702	I don’t know where it went wrong. I just wanted to blend in	1.2000	0.06405	40	32	8	0
7703	I hope he's noting how well I blend.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
7704	Sometimes my lizard brain just takes over.	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7705	That’s weird - he’s writing that he has little hope I can change.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
7706	It appears that you have a weak sense of self in that are always trying to fit in"	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
7707	I hope your next patient tastes better than the last one	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
7708	“Your root problem is a complete lack of any self image.”	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7709	I think it's time to shift to virtual therapy.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7710	In treating your gender identity disorder, are we transisioning from male to female or female to male?"	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7711	He’s been a model prisoner but I recommend against parole just to be on the safe side.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7712	She's lovely, but dreamt she was turning into a Gila monster.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
7713	I just feel invisible some days, you know?	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
7714	Do you find you struggle with a sense of self?	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7715	This isn’t what I meant when I suggested you try not to be a wallflower.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7716	Diagnosed error 404, another case of Colors lost in lockdown.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7717	I think you may be struggling with imposter syndrome.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7718	So it's a clear case of 'pleaser syndrome'. I am prescribing a daily dose of motherly love and a full stomach	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7719	First spring, now this...I told you the flowers are haunting me	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7720	«So what exactly this Boy...George, did it to you?	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7721	Client has the propensity to vanish when discussing his affection for his mother	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7722	I can see you're a little on edge.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7723	I feel like I lost my ability to change colors, it’s all gray now	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7724	I always feel so lost.	1.2000	0.05208	60	48	12	0
7725	The Psychiatrist's Hell	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7726	But do I really fit in?!	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7727	:- “Irony of Modern life- Near, yet so Far “	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7728	change is the only constant	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7729	Yes, doc, I‘ve been feeling blue today, but yesterday I was more of a burgundy.	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
7730	So you say that when it comes to meeting people, you feel very invisible?	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7731	Gary hoped dearly that this therapist could help him decipher if he was just doing it to fit in or maybe it was just what made him feel safe.	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7732	And did I mention I'm a gemini?	1.2000	0.06405	40	32	8	0
7733	Will life ever go back to pre-pandemic? There are only so many indoor items I can camouflage into Doc	1.2000	0.07992	35	29	5	1
7734	Flabbergasted at how humans change colors better than me!	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
7735	> “...this new couch is really throwing off this traumatic re-enactment.”	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7736	and you say you have difficulty coping with change?	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
7737	It was so much easier to hide behind the mask.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7738	Doc, I just never really feel seen, you know?	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
7739	I don’t know why, I just can’t seem to stand out	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7740	I'm really good at blending in but I lack that presence, you know?	1.2000	0.07338	40	33	6	1
7741	Well, its not how I envisioned my thrive terrarium	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
7742	I guess I’m just tired of comparing myself to others...	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
7743	My blended identity...wait, you're taking notes?	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
7744	I don’t know what it is, but somehow I never feel seen	1.2000	0.07338	40	33	6	1
7745	I have the ability to change colors, independently moving eyes, and a tongue I can shoot out with pinpoint accuracy twice the distance of my body length yet no one will adapt to my needs.	1.2000	0.07338	40	33	6	1
7746	15% Huh 🤔	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
7747	Whitney said, “I’ll never change all my colors for you” and I FELT that.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
7748	As an emotional support human, how do you feel about flying?	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
7749	Okay! Now your just doodling on the....	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
7750	Flowers on the couch? I could have gone for a nice plaid or even leather. Not very professional if you ask me.	1.1970	0.04933	66	53	13	0
7751	So your parents always told you to blend in rather than expressing yourself. Who would have guessed?	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
7752	Recently, I'm sorta out of colors.	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
7753	It’s pretty common. Many of my older patients describe themselves as feeling invisible”	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
7754	Are you drawing boobs while I’m trying to understand why changing colors is sooooo important to my survival	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
7755	Therapist writes: “patient seems defensive”.	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
7756	„Most days I feel cameleon, but some I kinda feel cameleoff, ya know?“	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
7757	I think I need to ban emotional support animals.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
7758	My family has always used the "cha" spelling. I see you've gone directly for the "a" right after the "c".	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
7759	You look cheerier already.	1.1964	0.06941	56	48	5	3
7760	I'm sorry you're not a gecko, too. But there's nothing I can do to get you a product endorsement contract.	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
7761	I just wanna stand out, you know? But I'm just so... connected!	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
7762	When you say "trouble fitting in," what do you mean exactly?	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
7763	You upholstered this couch with my parents’ flesh. This session better be free.	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
7764	It’s quite common. At times, we all feel like a fish out of water.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
7765	But my friends always said that I was a chameleon	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
7766	I just want to be loved. Am I trying too hard to fit in?	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
7767	I see. Outstanding.	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
7768	if you don,t understand me-- i ,ll bite you	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
7769	15 minutes can save you 15% on your therapy session.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
7770	So...you fear that you don't blend in.	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
7771	Freud's Dreams or Orwell's Animal Farm?	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
7772	As the world opens up I'm sure you will blend right in	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
7773	I can't help but feel like I blend in, when all I want to do is stand out.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
7774	'Over here'	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
7775	What do you mean you got reports of sapiens changing colours like me?	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
7776	So, you say you're having trouble fitting in?	1.1961	0.07420	51	44	4	3
7777	That’s very interesting, but let’s go back to your mother of pearl.	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7778	Your notes don't align with your degrees. And I should know. My eyes are on both at the same time. And don't worry about my pattern. I was made to violate copyright. Sucker.	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7779	Can you say more about uour	1.1961	0.06871	51	43	6	2
7780	So I still like hanging out. What's the big deal?	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7781	I wanted to be chic not shabby chic	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7782	No, doc, I didn't find Zelig all that funny	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7783	And so to you supine always means a fear of death?	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7784	I'm sending you to an allergist - it's not multiple personality issues.	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7785	I don’t care what Darwin told you, I’m not neurotic	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7786	And how do you feel about your repltlian brain taking over?	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7787	So, George, what's going on in the reptilian brain today?	1.1961	0.06871	51	43	6	2
7788	Your adaptive penchant is problematic.	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7789	I’m trying hard not to bury my head in the sand.	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7790	People just treat me as a person--but as some cold-blooded thing.	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7791	I get confused with that stupid reptile from the insurance company.	1.1961	0.06871	51	43	6	2
7792	Did my cheque bounce again?	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7793	I'm obsessed by the secret dread that I'm really nothing but a creepy crawly.	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7794	And, sniff, you know what else? When the owner swims in his nice pool, he keeps splashing me even when I get close to the baby fence.	1.1961	0.04445	51	42	9	0
7795	I think I rely too much on my reptilian brain.	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7796	Patient goes to great lengths to blend in.	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7797	I just feel that I I have trouble fitting in.	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7798	I'm so indecisive, I feel like everyone is always staring at me.	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7799	I have nightmares that no one notices me	1.1961	0.06871	51	43	6	2
7800	And you said your favorite song is Karma Chameleon, why do you think that is?	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7801	I see you are adapting well, but there is no need to be defensive here.”	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7802	When you said blend in....	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7803	And why do you feel the constant need to blend in rather than stand out?” captio	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7804	What you are describing sir is called imposter syndrome.	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7805	Working on self control is hard when there’s a fly on your bow tie.	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7806	We are one, they said... we are all in this together, they said...	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7807	Bet he sees right through me.	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
7808	Thanks doc, I finally feel like I fit in.	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
7809	Once aged, humans seem to have passed the time, when they used to change their colours.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7810	This won't work. I'm here because I won't stay off the couch at home.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7811	I am always trying to blend in and can never really be myself.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7812	Did you know you have a fly on your fly?	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7813	Reading too much Kafka these days?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7814	Blend in they say, BUT it is not who I am. I feel different, I want to stand out…I’m conflicted	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7815	Every since Elias broke off a piece of my tail, I am confused about colors and about changing to match my surroundings.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7816	But... what's my real color?	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7817	No, I won't lie down.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7818	Interesting, my first wife asked me the same question.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7819	...Hmm, patient may be projecting...reverse-projecting?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7820	It started with the vegan diet and then...	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7821	Can you explain why I am so resistant to change?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7822	I think my biggest fear is not fitting in.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7823	My mother liked to decorate with complex patterns.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7824	I shaved my head. Why don't you give it a try?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7825	NOTE: Patient suffers from the Chameleon Effect. He is struggling to fit in with the therapy couch.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7826	Hopefully, if you can clear your mind, we can change all that.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7827	Lately I've been feeling invisible.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7828	Why are you gripping the clipboard that tight? What’s that white powder on your nose?	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7829	So. you think I treat you like my pet?	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7830	It all started when my mother told me not to stick out.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7831	Iguana know what you're writing.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7832	I'll couch my free assosiciation more carefully: Kimono -- not Komodo	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7833	A pair of boots that match my couch would be nice ... but I digress.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7834	I feel less threatened when I am in camouflage.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7835	I think you should change your coat.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7836	Hello there! I am Mr Color Switcher?	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7837	Clinically distant and detached?...alternatively Doc, you could just turn up the thermostat.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7838	Another one bites the dust	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7839	... people just take me for your typical lounge lizard.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7840	Does the carpet match the drapes you fucking freak.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
7841	I’m just so terrified of change.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
7842	Would you say you have trouble looking people in the eye?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
7843	There is no shame in wanting to fit in.	1.1951	0.07173	41	34	6	1
7844	So you hate my couch because it doesn't match your eyes?	1.1951	0.07173	41	34	6	1
7845	Sometimes a chameleon is just a chameleon.	1.1951	0.07173	41	34	6	1
7846	I'm concerned the patient has taken the regression therapy to its physical limits.	1.1951	0.07173	41	34	6	1
7847	Some days I just want to fade into the furniture	1.1951	0.06266	41	33	8	0
7848	Psychologically speaking via your notes, I do already realize that I am a chameleon with a split personality, but I didn't realize that your chaise has rubbed off on me, and not in a mentally healthful or artistic way . . ."	1.1951	0.06266	41	33	8	0
7849	Do you often identify with the oppressor?	1.1951	0.06266	41	33	8	0
7850	I feel colorless.	1.1951	0.06266	41	33	8	0
7851	Helicopter parent is not necessarily a discriminatory term. Lighten up.	1.1951	0.07173	41	34	6	1
7852	We’ve been meeting for three years, Doctor, but I feel that you still don’t really see me.	1.1951	0.07173	41	34	6	1
7853	Being anolized	1.1951	0.06266	41	33	8	0
7854	Good to finally see your true colours	1.1951	0.07978	41	35	4	2
7855	I honestly feel I stayed truer to myself venting out with a Taylor Swift song than by being here.	1.1951	0.06266	41	33	8	0
7856	Observations.	1.1951	0.06266	41	33	8	0
7857	I don’t feel comfortable in my own skin anymore	1.1951	0.06266	41	33	8	0
7858	Just be you.	1.1951	0.07173	41	34	6	1
7859	So you say you started seeing her change recently? Hello? Where did he go?	1.1951	0.06266	41	33	8	0
7860	You see Doc, it’s just a constant struggle with Impostor’s Syndrome.	1.1951	0.07978	41	35	4	2
7861	a U in camouflage? a Bee in the "out subtlety" i allegedly do it with? DO camouflage? i AM camouflage!...doctor, i'm beginning to have my doubts...no! there's a Bee in it!...i' eat them raw!...where's the honey! =Distinct Boundry Issues=	1.1944	0.09611	36	32	1	3
7862	You say people never notice you because you blend in so well. How does that make you feel?	1.1944	0.07786	36	30	5	1
7863	So you feel that life has forced you to make too many changes— is that correct?	1.1944	0.06690	36	29	7	0
7864	As my eyes are omnidirectional, I’d like to point out that not only am I keenly aware that you’re crudely scribbling wieners on your chart, I am also simultaneously noticing that your alleged “degrees” are from Daddy’s Special Boy University...?	1.1944	0.08746	36	31	3	2
7865	so you think you can think?	1.1944	0.07786	36	30	5	1
7866	You are too busy taking notes to notice that I'm starting to blend in with the furniture.	1.1944	0.06690	36	29	7	0
7867	Your friends don’t notice you even when you’ve gone the extra mile to fit in?	1.1944	0.06690	36	29	7	0
7868	I just feel like I’m constantly changing to appease my surroundings	1.1944	0.06690	36	29	7	0
7869	...beauty is not everything...	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
7870	I propose that you start blending in with others.	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
7871	Whose theory is that, Darwin or Freud?	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
7872	And how long have you thought that you’re a lizard.	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
7873	This will have to be our last session. Your insurance claim was denied.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
7874	I just don’t feel seen and that makes me regress to my human brain	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
7875	It appears you're a fan of the new upholstery.	1.1930	0.06352	57	48	7	2
7876	So,just to review,Camille,how did that make you feel?	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
7877	Pssst	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
7878	I just feel that you don't see me.	1.1930	0.06352	57	48	7	2
7879	Reupholster, this is NOT the REAL me!	1.1930	0.05274	57	46	11	0
7880	Doc, I feel like you’re just not seeing me.	1.1930	0.05274	57	46	11	0
7881	How long have you had this fear of change?	1.1930	0.06352	57	48	7	2
7882	But you said I could talk about anything..." Doctor - "I can't see you anymore, please pay on your way out.	1.1930	0.05274	57	46	11	0
7883	My trans friends told me if I said this you’d prescribe my estrogen, is that right?” 🏳️‍⚧️💘	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
7884	No matter how hard I try, I never seem to stand out in the crowd. It’s like I am destined for background rolls only.	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
7885	You have a family history of 'feeling invisible?'	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
7886	I feel like I am always trying to blend in when maybe I should be trying to stand out	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
7887	And so without her I’m like a fish out of water	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7888	Doctor Freud thought it best to get rid of his leopard skin couch.	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
7889	Ya sure those shingles are legit doc? They look like copies to me.	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7890	And what makes you think you were born with bad karma?	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7891	Patient appears to be incapable of change.	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7892	Hold still Doc...and I'll get that fly on your knee!	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7893	So you're adept at fitting in but it feels superficial?	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
7894	Climbing up the walls again?	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7895	But my wife says I don’t fit in	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7896	You have to want to stop blending in.	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7897	Tell me more about your human insect delusion	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7898	I’m feeling much better, this is my favorite pattern	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
7899	Playing possum means pretending to be dead. Do you really think I need a prescription?	1.1923	0.06748	52	44	6	2
7900	curl up and make your your self comfy	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
7901	What do you think you can do to stand out from the couch?	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
7902	Sorry, I'm tired of talking to you guys . The minimalist couch will be here soon.	1.1923	0.07286	52	45	4	3
7903	You might have more success at these singles nights if you quit trying so hard to blend in.	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7904	that moment when I go to my therapist to much that I end up to blending with the background...	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
7905	sometimes, in order to get attention I fit in, ironically I become unseen	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
7906	What do you mean I change my colors depending on the people I’m with?	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7907	Diagnosis:Identity Crisis. Patient is never true to himself...never shows his true colors.	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7908	It’s not easy being Zelig	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
7909	Remember: A change is as good as a holiday!	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
7910	If he can’t see me he definitely can’t see my feelings now	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
7911	So you think I'm a chameleon!	1.1918	0.04640	73	59	14	0
7912	Sometimes I just feel invisible.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
7913	In your case, clingy is NOT a feeling.	1.1918	0.04640	73	59	14	0
7914	The unexpected downside of therapy chameleons	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7915	Could you be more precise?"	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7916	It’s good that you adapt to the situation but now you don’t know your true self	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7917	Unusual! A cross between matresscide and reptile dysfunction.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7918	She thinks you're too willy-nilly?	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7919	Tell me about your toilet training.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7920	So, you feel overwhelmed by the things happening around you......?	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7921	I hope you have sliding scales for non-mammalian clients	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7922	I feel his true colors are not shining through	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7923	He just treats me like a piece of furniture.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7924	Note to self”Now that I have conquered my fear of snakes,I may still have a bit more work to do...”	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7925	Plaid.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7926	How would you describe your fixation on 'Karma Chameleon'?	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7927	That’s right. Just curl up on my couch and tell me all about it. I’m listening.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7928	That's not what I said . . .	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7929	I'm feeling more in a plaid kind of mood, do you mind if I sit in your lap?	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
7930	and how long have you had this pattern of going unnoticed?	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7931	…and I’m the nicest guy you ever met. You got all that down?	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7932	I guana share my pain.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7933	IGuana, not IDuana	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7934	Are you obsessing again on the clash between my stripes and plaids?	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
7935	THE WORST THERAPIST EVER! “Do you find it difficult to adapt to your surroundings?”	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7936	So, hw long have you been convinced that you're leas than human?	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
7937	And when did you start feeling invisible?	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7938	Snooping is not a function of the lizard brain. That’s all for today.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7939	When did you first realize you didn't fit in at the law firm?	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7940	Would you say your no longer feeling blue?	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7941	You're regressing.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7942	I just never feel like I fit in anywhere.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7943	I have been desperate to fit in ever since I was Jung.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7944	I find myself changing for everyone but me.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7945	You are what you are...you know...	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7946	im the therapist here! How did i end up on the couch?	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7947	And would you say you’ve always struggled with personal boundaries?	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7948	People do not realize that I am here	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7949	I dunno, I think have made progress and have changed a lot.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7950	You say you feel unseen. Expand on that.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
7951	I’m having such a hard time lately fitting in	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
7952	So, why do you feel everyone ignores you?	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
7953	I dreamt that we both got naked	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
7954	Changing the couch fabric is an added fifty bucks each week!	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
7955	You're supposed to be treating me, not just stealing the secrets of our lizard brains	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
7956	So you’re issue is you conform too well?	1.1905	0.07016	42	35	6	1
7957	Hmm, Mr. Leon seems to be late for his session.	1.1905	0.07016	42	35	6	1
7958	I'm trying to trick my brain into thinking everything's coming up daisies.	1.1905	0.06133	42	34	8	0
7959	My mother always told me, "Jade, a veiled chameleon must adapt to their surroundings."	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
7960	Do you think you know more about the reptilian brain than I do?” Jean-Nicole Bass NYC jnbass5@verizon.ne	1.1905	0.04723	63	53	9	1
7961	I think I’m turning into my father.	1.1905	0.07016	42	35	6	1
7962	I just constantly feel this compulsory need to blend in...	1.1905	0.06133	42	34	8	0
7963	And you feel this way because Tucker Carlson said you were ugly?	1.1905	0.07016	42	35	6	1
7964	What do you consider a 'reptilian brain'?	1.1905	0.06133	42	34	8	0
7965	Patient is sooo clingy.	1.1905	0.07016	42	35	6	1
7966	A constant desire to lounge, you say?	1.1905	0.07016	42	35	6	1
7967	A Little Passive Aggressive, Don't You Think Dr., Freud?	1.1905	0.07016	42	35	6	1
7968	You don't have to change a thing my friend. You are perfect just as you are.	1.1905	0.07016	42	35	6	1
7969	I need a date for burger booze-day!	1.1905	0.06133	42	34	8	0
7970	I’ve tried everything, Doc, but I can’t stop being blue	1.1905	0.06133	42	34	8	0
7971	See Doc, how can I be my individualistic self when I just keep assimilating	1.1905	0.07016	42	35	6	1
7972	This is my usual colour	1.1905	0.07016	42	35	6	1
7973	I have the growing suspicion that this is the karma Boy George was singing about.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
7974	So you're concerned that others don't see the real you ... .	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
7975	Greed was good.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
7976	I'm sorry you thought it was going to be a play about you but you have to move on.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
7977	At first I thought you were projecting, but now I see that you're highly adaptive.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
7978	Wake up.. NO sleeping while I'm qvetching	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
7979	Decided not to go with the leather, huh Doc?	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
7980	What makes me stand out? Are you serious with that question???	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
7981	So, you're having problems with people not seeing you. Wait, where are you?	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
7982	Sir, I can still see you	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
7983	and when did you meet Darwin?	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
7984	Sir, no disrespect but it’s becoming difficult to express myself while covered in last night’s dinner	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
7985	Doctor, Can I have a hand hug?	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
7986	So THAT’S what he really thinks!	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
7987	I have been hiding within plain sight for years	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
7988	I wish people could see me for who I’m actually am and not some one trick pony.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
7989	So you feel like people can’t see your true self?	1.1892	0.07591	37	31	5	1
7990	How long have you had these feelings that people don't see you?	1.1892	0.06528	37	30	7	0
7991	But seriously let me try on that jacket.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
7992	Hiding doesn’t solve your problem.	1.1892	0.06528	37	30	7	0
7993	Doc, its simple; either change your jacket or get a new chair.	1.1892	0.07591	37	31	5	1
7994	look, mr chameleon, you have 'bulged eyes' symptom, 'copycat' symptom, and finally you have crossed eyes. I largely doubt if that is your nature as it is unhuman	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
7995	You don’t need to blend in. Let yourself stand out.	1.1892	0.06528	37	30	7	0
7996	Cheats on exams." Says who	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
7997	It's a sentimental thing. Your late husband spent a lot of time on this couch.	1.1892	0.07591	37	31	5	1
7998	Good! You're finally showing your true colors.	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
7999	Belivie it or not, Doc, but I feel like I don't blend in anywhere.	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8000	This feeling that you are almost invisible-how does that make you feel?	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
8001	You cannot hide from yourself.	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
8002	Yes, it was unkind when your mother did not kiss you good night, but would you really say that it was 'cold blooded'?	1.1887	0.06630	53	45	6	2
8003	How do you think your disorganized, impulsive behavior with the opposite sex affected your relationships?	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8004	Can you please turn it toward me? I can	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
8005	I think you're doing it again.	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8006	Is this reverse psychology? Didn't your couch used to be green?	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8007	Let's talk more about what it means to stand out in a crowd.	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8008	See me? Heal me.	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8009	So you prefer to just blend in	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8010	So you say you feel invisible? Hello, are you still there?"	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8011	You didn't even notice I haven't left yet	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
8012	I feel blue. Mm... make that green.	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
8013	Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8014	'I just feel so invisible, it is always hear my problems, hear my life!' 'You'll have that as therapist'	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8015	Would you agree people pleasing seems to be a common thread?	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
8016	People say I’m a chameleon when it comes to finding friends. What does that mean?	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
8017	I'm starting to think my real calling is to stand out.	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8018	My friends have been telling me I look a little blue these days.	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8019	It felt like another uneventful Tuesday session, just like so many before. But today, today Mortimer dared to look at what the Dr was writing: "Patient WILL NEVER CHANGE!", coated the pages.	1.1887	0.06630	53	45	6	2
8020	It's hard for me to show my true colors.	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
8021	Everything around me just keeps changing.	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
8022	I just feel like I am slowing down and life is passing me by.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8023	Maybe your not liked because you’re always looking over everyone’s shoulder.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
8024	So who makes your bow tie ?	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8025	Psychoanalyst writing: Says he feels totally alone and ignored by everyone, as if he doesn't even exist.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8026	Doc ... before I came in here, I was feeling kind of blue.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8027	Tell me more about your 'colorful' past.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8028	Says he is tired of being called a snake.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8029	I think I have lost the pattern of my life."	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8030	I’d still rather be a fly on the wall	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8031	Do you think you're compensating for your childhood struggle with 'blending in?'	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8032	I think you have a multiple personality disorder	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8033	To be honest, ever since the collaboration with Boy George, I don’t feel I’ve gotten the benefit of much karma.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8034	I see so, you feel as though people just see past you nowadays? Wait where did you go?	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8035	I can’t adjust to being “He who cannot be named.”	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8036	I've changed my mind, I'd rather have the power of flight.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8037	My dad would say “come here Leon”, my mom would change colors and my classmates called me karma karma karma. Doc, my name is Leonard. Can you help me?	1.1875	0.07010	32	26	6	0
8038	So when did you first say "I'm guana bite you."	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8039	Others don't see you for who you are, you say. How does that make you feeeel?	1.1875	0.04917	64	52	12	0
8040	And you believe this is responsible for your low self esteem?	1.1875	0.07010	32	26	6	0
8041	But only in that moment did the chameleon realize their love was doomed. "Plaids with Stripes?" she sighed. "He'll never really SEE me."	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8042	Geez Doc,you know that’s not what I said!	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8043	Subject reports distress over 'feeling invisible' to others.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8044	Hey !! I don’t have any identity issues, scratch that down	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8045	„I think, I change too soon for everything.“	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8046	The only think constant is change, Dear Professor	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8047	Doc, I’m taking a time to blend in these dayz..	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8048	When did you start noticing this behavioral pattern?” - It’s all a dais	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
8049	Change is hard for everybody, Dennis.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8050	Why do I always blend into the background?	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
8051	Please remember this session is totally confidential.	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
8052	It will take a long time to resolve his feeling of invisibility if he keeps failing to show up.	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
8053	What's that you're jotting?..Zelig-esque?! I assure you, this is not an acquired trait.	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
8054	Is your species designation Hee Yaaa or Gee Yaaa monster? By the way, you blend well with my sofa...	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
8055	'Transference'? Really?	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
8056	The arguing began when my wife accused me of being fickle.	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
8057	...finds it hard to blend in..	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
8058	Was your iPad not working?	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
8059	It's been over a year. I knew this would happen.	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
8060	I wish others would notice my work. Honestly, I just feel invisible.	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
8061	If we are to make any progress, you’ ll have to stop calling yesterday as “The Age of Reptiles”	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
8062	You don’t have to change just because you can.	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8063	I’m not insecure, just paranoid.	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8064	Now tell me Zelig, when did this begin?	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8065	I feel like I don’t blend in.	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
8066	What kind of tale are you spinning about me?	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8067	Interesting, you do not think you fit in?	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8068	I’ve always been frightened about making changes.”	1.1860	0.04221	86	70	16	0
8069	After15 years of therapy I feal at home here.	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8070	Your problem is you try to hard to fit in.	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
8071	I can never seem to find the right words to express my lack of feelings	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8072	Please, sir! I can change!	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
8073	Doc, iguana go on living.	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
8074	Chronic shedding of the skin?? Definitely a manifestation of some fairly serious ‘mother’ issues...	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8075	I only feel sick during these visits.	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
8076	Why do you think you feel ‘lost in the crowd?’’	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8077	When do you feel most seen?	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8078	He exhibits paranoid behavior combined with passive-aggressive ‘sulking’ in an attempt to read my notes. Little does he know, I’m color blind.	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8079	Don’t ever change.	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8080	Yet another client insisted that the couch is alive today.	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
8081	Let me ask you, are you the one projecting, or could it be them?	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
8082	I try to adapt as much as I can, but I never seem to fit in	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8083	No one truly sees me for who I am. It’s exhausting fitting in all the time!	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8084	Why did you write a question mark after I told you I was in Nat Geo?	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
8085	And yet when I say ‘you’re such an actor’ it’s considered an insult.	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
8086	I feel like I am losing my identity! sure, blending is fun and all, but what really am I?	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
8087	Are you afraid of blending out?	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
8088	So how long have you believed you're a grotesque repulsive lizard? Since somebody talked you into believing you own eyes?	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
8089	Trying to fit in again?	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
8090	So, tell me about your Karma	1.1852	0.06515	54	46	6	2
8091	Need I say more?	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
8092	What Linux distro do you use?	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
8093	So, you really think psychoanalysis can help someone change?	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
8094	They each suddenly realized the truth. These contests were hurtling towards The Depth of Dull.	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
8095	According to my research, you're just another schizoid lizzard.	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
8096	Would you say you needed to latch on to things?	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
8097	[Writing ...] Patient failed to appear again today.	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
8098	...And my wife says I became some kind of monster..	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
8099	I need help finding myself.	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
8100	Zelig-like syndrome? It’s my least favourite one!	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
8101	Last week you said your life was so dull and lamented no one ever said they wished they were a fly on your wall. Has anything changed?	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
8102	Well, you are happy, satisfied with life, only these constant changes, hmm ... if you don't know what's going on, it's always about the mother.	1.1852	0.04998	54	46	7	1
8103	Dr:”you don’t look like yourself today.” Patient: “well I’ve been blue lately. At work I feel like I’m just blending in to the woodwork. Not able to show my true colours. Dr. Well it’s a real jungle out there.	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
8104	You have been diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder.	1.1852	0.06515	54	46	6	2
8105	I’ve spent my whole life trying to blend in, and I feel like no one notices.	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
8106	Should we switch back to our original seats now?	1.1852	0.06515	54	46	6	2
8107	Its just that I have always felt like a fish out of water	1.1846	0.04850	65	53	12	0
8108	I don’t know, it’s like no one sees the real me anymore !	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
8109	Doc, you've gotta help me with this decision issue. Just can't seem to make up my body.	1.1842	0.07405	38	32	5	1
8110	Okay, so no significant history with law enforcement, unless brown background. Got it.	1.1842	0.07405	38	32	5	1
8111	Most of the caption submissions talk about how invisible I feel	1.1842	0.07405	38	32	5	1
8112	Sometimes a lizard is just a lizard. Are we awake?	1.1842	0.06373	38	31	7	0
8113	The return to a beige and grey office interior just doesn't suit me.	1.1842	0.06373	38	31	7	0
8114	And how does that make you feel when people call you a Pokemon?	1.1842	0.06373	38	31	7	0
8115	God knows I have tried but I can't hold my tongue.	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8116	I guanna note your confusion with identity as you seem to be incorporating any fabric close to you yet, you are not a chameleon.	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8117	I don't understand why i'm always called lizard brain?	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8118	I haven't felt like myself lately.	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
8119	Go with that, Bob. Maybe looking at some real growth here.	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8120	And how do you feel about that? Good. What were you thinking? Good. Then what action do you feel you needed to take? Good. That will do it for this session, Mr. Arnold. See you next week	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8121	Doctor, I have always been good at fitting in.	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8122	I FEAR I GET LOST IN A CROWD.	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8123	Doctor, people think I'm sneaky because I don't look directly at them while I'm talking.	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
8124	How often have you felt this way?	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8125	Must reach... plaid jacket... sick of... stupid brocade...	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
8126	So you were trying to blend in but now you see your picture all over Facebook?	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8127	I'm afraid I won't be able to blend into society post-pandemic.	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8128	I'VE ALWAYS HAD TROUBLE not FITTING IN . . .	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8129	Tell me more about why you feel "chintzy."	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
8130	I just want to be noticed more often. People act as if I'm not even there.	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
8131	No one sees me for myself.	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8132	if you blend in, you can never be different.	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8133	Everywhere I go I feel invisible, I feel so alone"	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8134	I'm worried about the legs, when I get them . . .	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
8135	I just never feel I fit in.	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8136	Healthy reading are we,Grandpa?	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8137	It’s like I can see everything except for what’s right in front of me, ya know?	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8138	Every time I come I feel like it was a mistake—you’re not seeing me for who I am	1.1837	0.03772	49	43	5	1
8139	Sometimes your not good enough even your perfect	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
8140	I'm just so tired of blending in with the crowd	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
8141	I’ve always been able to blend in but standing out from the crowd, now that’s a horse of a different color.	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
8142	So you're saying is, you find it hard to blend in to today's society	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
8143	An adept at adaptation	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8144	Yes I have issues with colors but you cannot write down that it includes black and white; they're neutral!	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
8145	OK. You are depressed and you want to crawl under the couch. Anything else?	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
8146	So,what do you think this “ring” symbolizes?	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
8147	I 'm nearly finished, but how do you spell camouflage?	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
8148	Hey, I think I smell my third cousin on here, Doc."	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
8149	You may not be satisfied with your progress, Mr. Samsa, but you've certainly evolved.	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
8150	I've been going on for an hour. Do you even know I'm here?	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
8151	Frankly, I'm tired of fading into the woodwork.	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
8152	I hope to evolve through my therapy!	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
8153	Which one of your little friends said I'd deduct $15 for every fifteen minutes?	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
8154	Now my friends are saying I’ve lost who I am. I just wanted to blend in.	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
8155	I actually prefer solid color upholstery.	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
8156	I think you should help me solve the New York Times crossword puzzle	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8157	Hold on, what are you writing?	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8158	Plummer can run but he can't hide.	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
8159	No, that doesn't seem at all too creepy.	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8160	my wife fucks other guys and i love it but i think i want to die? i don't know maybe i should be a woman	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8161	And when did you first feel the urge to meld into the background in social situations?	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8162	...And I feel like I never fit in.......	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8163	I see you have adapted to the treatment!	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8164	...and you're worried you won't be able to adapt to social gatherings again?	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
8165	Do you know how it feels to be called a monster?	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
8166	When did you start feeling antsy?	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8167	So you’re 100% sure it was the Day?	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
8168	Do you always try to please by blending in?	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
8169	I feel like I'm invisible.	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8170	Don’t worry, many millennials suffer from impostor syndrome	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8171	How can I get them to see me	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8172	So, you say you're tired of blending in?	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8173	You are being awfully judgemental, aren't you supposed to be understanding?	1.1818	0.06818	33	27	6	0
8174	Dr. I want to get over my need to always "fit in"!	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
8175	An animal is also not spared from being judged.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8176	I have the feeling that no one see the real me.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8177	So you always wanted to be a pillow?	1.1818	0.07466	44	38	4	2
8178	Can you hand me a tissue?	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
8179	I see you staring Herman.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8180	What? Do you think I look like an iguana?	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8181	I think your main problem is maintaining eye contact	1.1818	0.07466	44	38	4	2
8182	Patient very depressed about people calling him a gecko and joking about selling auto insurance. However, is happy about global warming.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8183	Doc, why do I feel I have to be what others want me to be? Why cannot I just be ME?	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8184	I see your problem, you'd rather be a comedian than a chameleon.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8185	It’s like, I’m always so worried about blending in. But what about the REAL me?	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8186	Hey doc, what are you writing over there? Can you at least pretend that you see me?" Dr. writes.....multiple personality disorder, no sense of identity	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8187	I'm sorry! Unfortunately, salamander issues are not covered under your medical plan" Jeffrey Manly Toronto, O	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
8188	Okay let's look. I have an E. Lizard Beth, and a Iggy Guanna, but no Sally Mander on my patient list.	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8189	Sometimes I feel no one ever sees the real me.	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8190	Well, you had anxiety issues before laying on the ‘ratty’ couch cushion, so I don’t think that’s it.	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8191	Let me see if I have this correct....you think others consider you an odd fish but have no idea why.	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
8192	Are the notes you are writing going to be seen by the zoo keeper?	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8193	I just thought I'd drop in and visit my ancestors...er.. I mean your lovely couch	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8194	Interesting!.. have you ALWAYS wanted to be a stand up chameleon?	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8195	There's a funny noise coming from my couch." Hmmm ... That doesn't sound promising	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8196	It’s called karma chameleon.	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
8197	Now let us focus on what is important!	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
8198	Your 2pm cancelled and I moved your 3.30 till tomorrow, so your afternoon is free to just relax.	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
8199	Come on, now I have to get a matching mask in every colour, just to blend in?	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8200	glad to see you’ve gotten over your fear of change	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
8201	…And they told me to practice public speaking	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8202	What?! I don’t think I change for others!	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8203	You have anything in paisley? I’ve been feeling kinda paisley since Pam left.	1.1818	0.06818	33	27	6	0
8204	to be totally transparent with you, I don’t feel a thing.	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
8205	You seem to try too hard to fit in . . .	1.1818	0.05882	44	36	8	0
8206	Fifty Shades of Freud	1.1806	0.04774	72	62	8	2
8207	I just feel like no one sees the real me, ya know?	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
8208	Vell,sometime der tongue is yest a tongue	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
8209	We’ll need to work on your reptilian brain.	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
8210	Doc, I always tend to blend in. Can you help me standout a bit?	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
8211	I feel like I just blend in with the crowd	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
8212	I don’t know, Doc; I just feel like they don’t SEE me, yknow?	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
8213	Hiding your true colors much?	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
8214	Can I see your notes?	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
8215	What makes you say your personality is inconsistent?	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8216	It says here that you're a big believer in karma.	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8217	Dont you think that this little dissorder of personality its only in your head?	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8218	To help you regain your true identity, I think another cycle of camotherapy is called for.”	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8219	I thought you were letting me see your true colors today?	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8220	I’m so tired of fading into the background.	1.1800	0.06815	50	43	5	2
8221	So, has no one ever seen the "real you," as you put it?	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8222	That's not what we mean by transference."	1.1800	0.04228	50	42	8	0
8223	I was adopted. I learned to blend in to be accepted.	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8224	You're the worst case of multiple personality disorder I've ever seen.	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8225	(..patient reports dissociative experiences - impulsive - senses frequent shifts in partner behavior. possible BPD..)	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8226	You may want me to take 15 minutes, but my sessions are booked by the hour.	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8227	What is the meaning of life, I "guana" know?	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8228	It’s simple, Doc. You’re new world, I’m old worl	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8229	Textbook case of imposter syndrome.	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8230	When did you first realize you aren't human?	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8231	Doctor,I guana know why I seem to blend into the woodwork?	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8232	And for how long have you been feeling unseen?	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8233	Are you sure this couch doesn't make my butt look big?	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8234	My fee remains a hundred dollars an hour, regardless of whether I know where you are."	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8235	You can try to blend in all you want, but you can't hide from your fears.	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8236	What's the first thing I see when I look at your test picture? I see me! Are you messing with me Doc	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8237	I can still see you. Please answer the question.	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8238	It’s like no one even notices I’m there, doc!	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
8239	I am always fighting the impulse to be invisible	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8240	Most millennials expect to be living in survival mode next year.	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
8241	The silence was becoming too much for him.	1.1795	0.05658	39	34	4	1
8242	What's up with all the questions about my nights? I have a job, a home, responsibilities--it's the days that stress me out!	1.1795	0.06225	39	32	7	0
8243	Okay, Dr. Freud, write down your dreams, and I'll interpret them for you. Just because I am a bit self-absorbed, however, they will think YOU invented psychoanalysis.	1.1795	0.07228	39	33	5	1
8244	Coma coma coma any closer, and this session is over.	1.1795	0.06225	39	32	7	0
8245	If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, stop with the note taking!	1.1795	0.07228	39	33	5	1
8246	Imagine how I felt when she told me she was moving to Alaska	1.1795	0.06225	39	32	7	0
8247	I can't help it Doc everywhere I go people ignore me	1.1795	0.06225	39	32	7	0
8248	What if my desire to conform is genetic? Yuki Henninger, Vienna, VA	1.1795	0.06225	39	32	7	0
8249	So tell me more about these little green men...	1.1795	0.06225	39	32	7	0
8250	Mlem.	1.1795	0.07228	39	33	5	1
8251	Inquisitivity must always linger	1.1795	0.06225	39	32	7	0
8252	Something tells me the furniture isn’t the only thing you have been mimicking lately...it’s time to show your true colors”	1.1795	0.07228	39	33	5	1
8253	im feeling a little chamele-off	1.1795	0.06225	39	32	7	0
8254	How long have you had this fear of changing to suit your environment?	1.1786	0.05759	56	47	8	1
8255	I can't help but change for other people.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
8256	Were you a freud to stand out when you were jung?	1.1786	0.05759	56	47	8	1
8257	Do you really think you have trouble to get along with your environment...?	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
8258	Session #4 - Summary: Patient continues to have a strong delusion that he is an iguana. Remember to place order for couch to be sanitized, once again.	1.1786	0.05759	56	47	8	1
8259	Would sitting on my lap help you to view yourself more favorably?	1.1786	0.05759	56	47	8	1
8260	It's just an illusion, Mrs. Goldberg...but a damn realistic one at that...'	1.1786	0.05759	56	47	8	1
8261	Somehow I always struggle with my sense of identity.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
8262	One Z, not two.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
8263	How about some chess while we're waiting?	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
8264	So you say you feel that you blend into the background in social situations. Tell me more about that.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
8265	this isn't helping me to blend in	1.1786	0.05759	56	47	8	1
8266	….so have you tried Toastmasters?	1.1786	0.05759	56	47	8	1
8267	Just as I feared--he's blaming everything on my reptilian brain!	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
8268	Cool. But did you WANT to change?	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
8269	Doc, I've felt this way over 50,000 years, but NOW it's a problem.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
8270	My predecessor wrote you insisted he kiss you and there’s a small black smudge in his notes.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
8271	Do you think the couch and I are codependent?	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
8272	I'm here to help you discover the reasons for your acute stress, Mr....Leon, is it?	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8273	Hmmm. What makes you think you are Jim Morrison reincarnated?	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
8274	Why are you writing "How to Make Escargot?"	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
8275	I'm ready, Carl. Let's explore your idea of the universal consciousness.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8276	But doctor, I AM Paglia-“ “-Shut up. Shut the fuck up.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8277	Sometimes, I feel like I can't move!	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8278	...and my mother favored the other siblings	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8279	this is miserable...'you'll blend right in' they said...I should have gone with my first instincts and taken that insurance gig.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8280	I don't know what you want me to say...	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8281	I see... You are not yourself when things change around.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8282	Let's not blame our parents for what they weren't	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8283	I feel like people don’t see me for who I really am	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
8284	"Do you remember your first kiss?"	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8285	My left eye is a good one, I love it, you know, but the right one... I just cannot readjust its lust for defeating my father...	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8286	I guess I just feel like I always fit in.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8287	I wonder if I could ever be myself.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
8288	Deep down I feel like I’m a horse of a different color”	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8289	So you like to hide from the world you say	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8290	So you felt like she was a chameleon?	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8291	‘Sometimes I feel like I just don’t fit in...’	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8292	sometimes my identity just seems lost doc.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
8293	I’m always falling back into new patterns.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
8294	I tend to not stand out on my own. Would I blame my mother?	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
8295	Sorry, Charlie... Your time is up.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
8296	I know it said it was stressful, doc, but Sitting in the hot seat is where I show my true colors.	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
8297	You remind me a lot of my last chameleon patient.	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8298	Yes, I am cold-blooded. It's not 'cause I'm a bad guy, it's my biology.	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8299	And when did you first start believing you weren't a human being?	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8300	This Past Lives Regression Therapy has me feeling a bit sluggish'	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
8301	You are not going to dragon me thru that again? George E. Browne III	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8302	My life just feels colorless without her.	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8303	No matter what I try,I can never seem to stand out.	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
8304	Your difficulty in adopting isn't related to your ability to adapt.	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8305	I guana give you my true feelings about my cold blooded mama	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
8306	The new upholstery seems like a wisecrack about my efforts to change, doc.	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8307	No doc, I am not being defensive. What makes you say that?	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8308	Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8309	When you have this feeling of being a monster, is it caused by something someone said?	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
8310	So you feel hurt that people think you're a cold-blooded killer?	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
8311	I don't know,doctor. It just feels like I change identities when I'm in your office.	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8312	I know that couch isn’t as comfortable as it looks.	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8313	So doc, where is the nearest aquarium?	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8314	Don't jump. Plaids would not enhance your persona.	1.1765	0.06690	51	44	5	2
8315	I'm tired of being called slime.	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8316	I just don't know what my true colors really are anymore	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8317	… and when she’s the real one at fault, well… that’s when her true colors come out. And if course I’m to blame [360° eye roll].	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
8318	The world’s absolute best/most incredible at camouflage? It’s like, ok, thanks, I guess, but I’m so much more than that?	1.1765	0.06690	51	44	5	2
8319	I see you there, Mr. Jones.	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
8320	What brings you in today?	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
8321	I don’t know, doc, I just feel a little… couchy.	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
8322	It looks like Freud missed one defense mechanism.	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
8323	No Mr. Elion, you're not invisible. just unassertive."	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
8324	It's a defense mechanism to protect myself from unpleasant emotions.	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
8325	So, you are always trying to please people, anything else?	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
8326	How long have you felt this irresistible urge to blend in?	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
8327	Sometimes I feel invisible	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
8328	So you say you have a difficult time not blending in. Tell me how that makes you seen.	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
8329	I really feel that you're not seeing me.	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
8330	I swear to you, post-vaccine, people are looking at me like I’m some sort of lizard.	1.1754	0.06194	57	49	6	2
8331	I’m thinking stripes today	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
8332	Sometimes, you just don't want to blend in.	1.1750	0.06084	40	33	7	0
8333	As long as you try to blend in people will never see you for who you are... Okay, that’s it for this week.	1.1750	0.06084	40	33	7	0
8334	They say I am not really being myself these days, am I trying too hard to fit in?	1.1750	0.06084	40	33	7	0
8335	So you don't know who you are anyone and each of your personalities has a different color.	1.1750	0.07060	40	34	5	1
8336	So why do you feel so strong about not being called Zelig?	1.1750	0.07060	40	34	5	1
8337	EV"s, EV's-- ya I get it but what if I want to keep my gas D150?	1.1750	0.06084	40	33	7	0
8338	...and it seems my fashion sense is always dependent on my surroundings.	1.1750	0.07916	40	35	3	2
8339	It’s as if you take the shape of your surrounding.	1.1750	0.06084	40	33	7	0
8340	Everyone calls it imitation I call it the power of adaptability 🛋	1.1750	0.06084	40	33	7	0
8341	Don't bother paying a therapist. I'll tell you what's wrong with you for free	1.1750	0.07060	40	34	5	1
8342	You're not noting my need to blend in again, are you?	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
8343	Is ok if I watch you writing my responses about my childhood?	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
8344	So I told her: ‘I’m just not going to feel what you want me to feel!’	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
8345	So what will it take for me to unwind?	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
8346	It’s a classic case of leopard envy	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8347	Can you get me a hoagie?	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
8348	I keep having the dream, doc. Everywhere I look it's tie-dye, polka-dots, stripes! I can't do it, I have limits, I'm a real lizard you know? Then it's the inadequacy and the anxiety comes on and....wait oh my god is that a plaid jacket?	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8349	I'm tired of blending in all the time. It's like nobody sees me for who I really am – my true colors.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8350	And when did these anti-social feelings begin?	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8351	(writes) "Rebels against blending in. A nonconformist."	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8352	That is not a fly you see moving across the paper---it is a pen noting the aberrations in your reptilian brain"	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8353	Don't move! You've got a fly on the back of your head!	1.1739	0.05205	46	40	5	1
8354	It goes way back to a handsome Zebra who changed his stripes	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
8355	I'm so tired of being ignored. Everyone acts as if I'm not even there!	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8356	COLOR CHANGING? NO PROBLEM. BUT WOW, THOSE STRIPES WOULD BE AWESOME.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8357	It's hard to get out of my reptilian brain.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8358	It’s okay, sir. It happens all the time.” Alison K. Burns, Massachusett	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8359	Doc,Change petrifies me.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8360	After 27 years of therapy, the dumb-ass cartoon chameleon finally realized why each one of his LinkedIn posts got less interactions than the previous one. And for the first time in his life he felt truly seen.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8361	I know, I know, I'm masking again!	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
8362	Doctor, my dream is to sit in your lap so I can change my skin to match your plaid jacket.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8363	Doc, I'm having a big problem. I don't know which Color Lives Matter	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8364	I think your Changing of Color maybe an Early Trauma Mental Issue.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8365	Do you mind if we jump to the next question?"	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8366	Every day is like survival.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8367	Lending me your bow tie will clarify my issue.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8368	Lately, I have been feeling very blue	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8369	Hmmm…interesting…interesting. From my diagnosis, I would say you’re a chameleon. That’s why you’re always changing colors.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8370	'Patient continues to act out, wreck furniture and eat flies....'	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8371	If you were a tree what kind would you be?	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8372	I feel like I have to pretend to be someone else just to blend in.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8373	I know old patterns can be hard to break, but things can change when you avoid blending into your surroundings.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8374	I didn’t say ribbit.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8375	Your brain scan indicates you are predisposed to addiction	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8376	I can’t take myself seriously like this.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8377	Tell me more about how you’re afraid to turn into your mother	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8378	« I always change my mind, that’s the trouble. »	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8379	Dr Gerald wasn’t going to let a little thing like severe Psychosis stop him from seeing his patients.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
8380	I have REAL superpowers and I don't see why I ain't good enough for the Marvel Universe	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
8381	I’m only able to change here but not out there.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8382	Hmmm, 24 down....	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
8383	Mmm . . . interesting. A narcissist in the body of a wallflower!	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
8384	1 of 50 eggs... were your parents religious?	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8385	Well, one thing I can identify to help you is that you need to start thinking more independently and don't just blend in with your immediate surroundings."	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8386	I just want to be seen!	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
8387	Florals I can do, but checks AND stripes at the same time ...	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
8388	Socially invisible? No, I'm more worried about the disappearance of my Neo-Frontal Cortex.	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
8389	Changing my appearance is not just a blind reflex, I’m consciously choosing to blend in for the sake of harmony and ‘sympatico’ - like Brad Pitt in all of his relationships.	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8390	SO WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM..WAIT WHERE DID HE GO	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8391	Please be sympathetic. I promise to blend in and be whomever you wish me to be.	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8392	Perhaps you are unconsciously longing for your parents. I believe their names were Camille and Ian?	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8393	Have you checked with my people on insuring your car?	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8394	Do you really think this is the way to get to know me?	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8395	Sometimes, I feel my whole existence is identified by the surroundings. Theoni Moschetti, Boulder, Colorado	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8396	It just seems like nobody really sees me.	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
8397	I don’t know Doc...I feel like people never see the real me.	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
8398	Okay...so I know I don't even have one, but it's HYPO, not hyper-thalamus.	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8399	That's lizard brain talk.	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8400	Help me doc! I want a personality that stands out but no matter how hard I try I just always blend in.	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8401	And how often to you feel like you’re operating from your lizard brain?	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8402	Have you tried a hook-up dating service?	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
8403	If you looked at me once in a while you would see I have changed .	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
8404	He makes me feel as if I'm invisible.	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8405	Why are you in plaid and stripes?	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8406	I think we have a big problem here doc. Are those Iguana skin shoes you're wearing?	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8407	Co-existing	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
8408	I just can’t avoid it, I just feel the need to constantly blend in	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
8409	Look, I know Dr. Seuss is problematic, but I'm just so tired of blending in when I was born to stand out.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
8410	They said 'Where's your mask? Wear a mask!' They had me climbing up the walls.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
8411	Hmm, hiding in plain sight. Seems to be a classic avoidance tactic. But turning into a lizard raises it to a new level, impressive.	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
8412	I would like to blend in less, and show more individuality.	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
8413	It's perfectly natural to want to blend in. Just not with inanimate objects.	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
8414	Moby Dick was my father	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
8415	Continued therapy will help patient turn over a new leaf.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
8416	What are you writing about me?	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
8417	I hate people Yellowing at me	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
8418	Just another human with different colour	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
8419	I do make an effort in our relationship, but it’s like I’m just a piece of furniture!	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
8420	You don't have to convince anyone of anything. If they don't get it, then that's their problem, right?	1.1714	0.06463	35	29	6	0
8421	If I jumped on your lap I’d REALLY have a nervous breakdown	1.1714	0.06463	35	29	6	0
8422	I started getting depressed when I got kicked out of Dior and started living at Discount fabrics ... that’s when I confronted my past	1.1714	0.06463	35	29	6	0
8423	I'm tired of trying to blend in.	1.1714	0.06463	35	29	6	0
8424	Everyone’s trying to be like me now!!!	1.1714	0.07654	35	30	4	1
8425	So why do you find it so difficult to blend in with others?	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
8426	Why do you think you fear the cold?	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
8427	All my life I've struggled to fit in.	1.1707	0.06899	41	35	5	1
8428	So you are here for help with quitting smoking, and that's it?	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
8429	I guess I'm more of a COUCHflower.	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
8430	Tell me more about your Lounge obsession.	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
8431	I can't change colours except for Black and White. Side effects of the vaccine, doctor?	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
8432	Obviously I can't help you improve how you look.	1.1707	0.06899	41	35	5	1
8433	I hope you’re starting this letter to me with ‘Darling’?	1.1707	0.06899	41	35	5	1
8434	It brings all my childhood memory being invisible to everyone 😢.	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
8435	everytime, same story, when it comes to pay	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
8436	Fred? We still have 10 mins left in the session	1.1707	0.06899	41	35	5	1
8437	So Doc, why do I feel invisible whenever enter a room?	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
8438	Let me read my notes here, you mentioned you’ve struggled to be yourself lately?	1.1707	0.06899	41	35	5	1
8439	I think I have unresolved trauma which makes me want to always blend in with everyone around me	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
8440	Finally beginning to see patient's true colors.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8441	You should have seen me.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
8442	Let's try to understand where this resentment comes from.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8443	I now see where Herbert went! and I thought MY problems were only skin-deep!	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
8444	Why did you draw me back to back with James Gandolfini?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8445	You think no one notices you? How does this change the way you feel about your abilities?	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
8446	So, you feel like you aren't being seen	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
8447	Everything began to fall apart when my friends in the aquarium realized I wasn't woke enough."	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8448	This guy’s a Total Chameleon!	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
8449	There is an elephant in the waiting room who seems to have narcissistic personality disorder and I thought you specialized in identity crises.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8450	Eye contact, darn it. Sometimes I feel you don't SEE me.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8451	Won't you read me your next on lack of space?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8452	Thanks, lensman for capturing me alive!	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8453	Is that fly on your forehead?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8454	Before next session: 1) cancel ad for10% discount rate for therapy for zoo members; 2) increase meds; 3) explore potential transitional therapies	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8455	How does being ignored make yo	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
8456	And how do you feel when they treat you like an animal?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8457	And now let’s delve into why you want to lick my eye…?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8458	I’m trying but your decor is so calming.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8459	Hey Doc, d’you think I am a good stand in for Gollum on Lord of the Rings?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8460	I'm exhausted of being myself"	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8461	I'm confused again... How did you fit in, you say?!	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
8462	🦎🦕🦖,Let me change the color of your pen; I'm master at doing it....!	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
8463	I just can’t get over it	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
8464	When did you first notice an unusual capacity to blend in with your surroundings?	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8465	It all makes me feel like nobody even notices me.	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8466	The first rule of therapy is honesty. I need to know you're not just saying things you think I want to hear.	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8467	Hmmm, a medicine to make you stand out in a crowd?	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8468	This chameleon sure likes to blend in with working.	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8469	If you are willing to do the hard work, even iguanas can change their spots.	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
8470	And then I dreamed I was a fish, but I sounded like a frog.	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
8471	Doc, how many personalities do I have so far?	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8472	I just can't get Trump out of my head, doc!	1.1698	0.06452	53	46	5	2
8473	So, how long have YOU thought you were a PSYCHIATRIST?	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8474	You seem to change your colors when we talk about your mother.	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
8475	How do you feel about how I feel about it?	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8476	I need to change my last name .	1.1698	0.04028	53	45	8	0
8477	He must come to terms with the fact that he can't hide from himself.	1.1698	0.06452	53	46	5	2
8478	Geez, doc, you see right through me!”	1.1698	0.06452	53	46	5	2
8479	Interesting... Now are you saying that because it’s the truth or because you want me to like you?	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8480	You can only see what I show you and the beyond, that’s belong to me for now	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
8481	I'm afraid you suffer from multi-personality disorder	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8482	Well Mr. Greenblatt, I’d suggest that sorting out what, exactly, it is about the upholstery that reminds you so much of your mother is a solid jumping-off point for today.	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8483	It's more than a case of Karma, Chameleon.	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
8484	So you say you are depressed because no one recognizes you. You also say you try to blend in and this is involuntary. Might I suggest that you should develop a more colorful persona?	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
8485	So you say you feel that no one sees you and everyone treats you like a piece of furniture?	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
8486	Not to worry. We all felt like a fish out of water this past year.	1.1695	0.06466	59	52	4	3
8487	If regression therapy were perfect, Mr. Brody, I would be too busy to let you sit there flicking your tongue at me.	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
8488	'Unlovable'. I see. And why do you feel that you are 'unlovable'?	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8489	I just cant seem to blend in	1.1667	0.06868	54	48	3	3
8490	Skips out on obligations...	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8491	See you next week; you can crawl out my back door.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
8492	I just never seemed to fit in with the other kids	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
8493	But you have had such a colourful career.	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8494	Lunch!	1.1667	0.02105	48	42	6	0
8495	But Doctor, I am Pagliacci. Your psychosis is developing with alarming rapidity.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
8496	Seriously, you're going to charge me $450 for a 50 minute session?	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
8497	I’m green with envy.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
8498	The imposter syndrome is from creating a new personality for everyone.	1.1667	0.06299	36	30	6	0
8499	I keep having a recurring dream: I turn in an iguana!	1.1667	0.05820	42	35	7	0
8500	Neither of these characters appear to be speaking so I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do here.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
8501	Keep It Simple, Stupid	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8502	And you insist that you have this ability to change shape?	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
8503	My friends say I'm too much of a wallflower.	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
8504	What do you mean I Have changed again ?	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8505	Despite the surface level, deep down, the patient has difficulty adapting to new situations.	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
8506	I just find myself blending into the background.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
8507	So you got 314 blenders for your birthday. How did that make you feel?	1.1667	0.06876	48	42	4	2
8508	Find yourself	1.1667	0.05820	42	35	7	0
8509	I don’t know doc, I guess I’m just tired of changing my stripes to fit in.	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
8510	SO THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO HOPE OF A TELEVISION CAREER?	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
8511	More curl in the tail but not bad.	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8512	I just don't like change!	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
8513	'I don't know Doc, I just can't seem to stand out from the furniture.'	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
8514	I can't seem to find a mate	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8515	Sounds like you're feeling unseen.	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
8516	Nothing's eating me, if I can help it.	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
8517	Sometimes doc, I just feel invisible.	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
8518	I don't know why you frighten people. You seem to blend in wherever you go.	1.1667	0.07454	36	31	4	1
8519	I dreamed I was Donald Trump and I didn’t like the way it made me feel.	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
8520	You said that COVERGIRL Perfect Blend ad was triggering...let’s unpack that a bit.	1.1667	0.05820	42	35	7	0
8521	Never change. I like you just the way you are.	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8522	I can change into you anytime I like.	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
8523	Yes—a clear case of the chameleon complex.	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
8524	We must shed your thoughts also.	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8525	You look to be blending in well.	1.1667	0.05820	42	35	7	0
8526	When was the last time anyone fertilized your eggs?	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
8527	Being called cute doesn't make you less masculine.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
8528	So, tell me, Mr. Kafka, when did you first discover that you’re a cockroach?	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
8529	Since when am I a talking point to you?	1.1667	0.05820	42	35	7	0
8530	If you peak at my notes, treatment will resume in the cage	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8531	The CDC says it’s time for a change	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
8532	I’ve been seeing a lot of competition lately; you know with the humans	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
8533	Of course I'll be plaid and striped after my tongue yanks you down my gullet. Do I look like a leopard?	1.1667	0.05820	42	35	7	0
8534	I think I am an antisocial chameleon	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
8535	Yes I am still going through an existential crisis. I can't help it.	1.1667	0.05820	42	35	7	0
8536	There are things known and then there are things unknown and in between there are doors of delusion, perception and illusion”	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
8537	I think you should accept who you really are.	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8538	doctor: I think we're getting somewhere. You're a different person to the one I saw yesterday	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
8539	Penisneid.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
8540	I feel you turned the AC up just to get me out of my comfort zone.	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
8541	´But who am I really, you know?´	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
8542	Mike, don't you think you have taken 'be yourself' too far	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8543	Forced self-reification to fit others expectations, feeling invisible, zero hability to understand contradiction.... We must start creating our own color palettes.	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
8544	I just want to be seen, Doc!	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
8545	And just when did you begin thinking you are the reincarnation of Claude Rains?	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8546	Well, I don't see any problem here. As you know everyone does it anyway.	1.1667	0.05820	42	35	7	0
8547	I can see you and no you still can’t look at what I wrote down.	1.1667	0.06339	54	47	5	2
8548	You see. I’m a bit of a wallflower and people say I wear my emotions on my sleeve.	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8549	I’ve always struggled with making direct eye contact	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8550	The non existing invisible problem	1.1667	0.05436	48	40	8	0
8551	People are always saying I'm creepy.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
8552	And why do you think she called you a lounge lizard?	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
8553	That's right, I want a word with the upholstery folks...	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
8554	I just want to be a lizard.	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
8555	Somehow Doc, I think you can sympathize with me.	1.1636	0.06230	55	48	5	2
8556	I understand why you WISH you were a chameleon, Jeffrey, but you’re not, and we all saw you masturbating live on Zoom… we even have a term for it nowadays: “Zoombin”	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
8557	So when did you start feeling that you were regressing?	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
8558	you look the same	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
8559	I hope my next patient isn't one of those "blend in with the furniture" types.	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
8560	When did these fantasies about insects start?	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
8561	They only see me as an actor.	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
8562	Tell me more about your parents...	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
8563	John, I'd like to move past your flowery patterns of thinking and really get to your lizard brain.	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
8564	Now when you say these problems may have stemmed from an absent father figure...	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8565	So why do you feel that you always need to blend in?	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8566	When did you stop eating flies”	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8567	I'm not comfortable with change.	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
8568	Would you say you are feeling flowery today?	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
8569	You shouldn't let everything get under your skin.	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8570	Doc, my parents became extinct and left me in Indonesia where I don't even speak the language.	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
8571	Hold on two seconds Gregor, while I try to summarize: You murdered your father, procreated with your mother, and as a result —sorry, this is where I lost track — she did what to you?	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8572	So what’s your problem?	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
8573	Let’s see, terrified of cowboy boots and belts.	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
8574	Hey there, maybe we should change seats ....	1.1633	0.06743	49	43	4	2
8575	Patient seems anxious. Main complaint is discomfort standing out. Treatment incl.. wall, table...darn these uncontrollable, stereoscopic eyes"	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
8576	Yes, Senator, your spots will always change. You'll always be a chameleon.	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8577	Doctor, my emotions are all over the place...	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
8578	It's OK to be be DifFerEnT	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8579	May you put your people pleasing habit aside during therapy?	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8580	I like it when my clothes make me feel something. Right now Doc, I’m feeling groovy.	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
8581	Iguana 🦎 know how much of a sliding scale we can work with per session?	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8582	I’m not doing it on purpose, I just blend in right away...	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
8583	Do you think my lack of a social circle is due to my changing colors in front of the reptiles?	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
8584	I deserve to sit on that chair muggle😂	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8585	💭 This is not what the other one wrote, perhaps is the couch.	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8586	Seems no matter what I do, she comes and goes, she comes and goes. .	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8587	Oh Harold, I can still feel your judgy energy.	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
8588	Please help me, Doc. I'm tired of always having to blend in.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8589	And I've never had insurance!	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8590	Sir, your suit looks a little bit too much like my coat.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8591	My wife gets a total makeover and I get a minor neck lift -- and she leaves me!	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
8592	I never bonded with my mother, nor any of my 4,000 siblings.	1.1628	0.07389	43	38	3	2
8593	I just never know how people see me...	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8594	And that's the benefit of the lizard brain.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
8595	Has blended family trauma.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8596	So I feel unseen to most people....Hey Doc, over here!"	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8597	You can't say that about me. You choose the upholstery, now I'm	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
8598	Under intense psychoanalysis, Mr. Lacert's constant need to blend in was finally starting to change.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
8599	Mmm hmm. So you want to be noticed but you feel like you just blend in too much?	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8600	Vell, Your nights have been verrry interesting! Shall ve now perhaps to begin on your days...?	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8601	So...you’re having trouble blending in?	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8602	She dared mock my “lizard” brain and bought me a kimono.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8603	My wife thinks this is hillarious, she took me to the latest Kusama's show just to torture me!	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
8604	I wish he draws me like one of his french girls	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
8605	How arrogant of me , always making them see things my way .	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8606	Again, look within or your identity crisis will persist.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8607	hmmnn	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8608	I think the Kleenex is jealous.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
8609	What do you mean I'm an evolved fish? I identify as a land creature.	1.1622	0.06143	37	31	6	0
8610	And how do you feel about your mother having abandoned you when you were still so young?	1.1622	0.06143	37	31	6	0
8611	and then she said:'Chami, I need someone more present in my life'.	1.1622	0.06143	37	31	6	0
8612	Doctor will i eventually become a fish	1.1622	0.06143	37	31	6	0
8613	No, no, no! I'm a psychiatrist, not a colorist! YOU select your BEST Post-Pandemic COLOR!	1.1622	0.06143	37	31	6	0
8614	You get high scores on physical response to the environment. And your classic reptilian brain is showing signs of improvement on societal involvement.	1.1622	0.06143	37	31	6	0
8615	I’m horny.	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
8616	Doc, this floral pattern does little for my ego	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
8617	How's it goin' four-eyes?	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
8618	This jerk thinks 'Lizard' is a Mammal.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
8619	Do you spell it with an e or an i ?	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
8620	You're just pretending not to see me!	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
8621	So how long have you been fascinated by a fly?	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
8622	This fear of not fitting in -- sounds like your lizard brain talking.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
8623	She says she’s allergic to you?	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
8624	Well, now that you've written them all out on paper, it appears that my problems look a lot less colorful.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
8625	So, you are being troubled by other people’s dreams?	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
8626	Have you considered climbing trees in Central Park?	1.1600	0.05966	50	43	6	1
8627	Forgetting that his last patient wasn’t done for the day, Dr. Fritzbottom started making a list of people he’d like to meet.	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8628	I guana kiss you for writing that.	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8629	Let me get this right…you are from an alien planet , you have been here and was a supervisor in building the pyramids.	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8630	I’ve seen too much	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8631	When you say you feel like a wallflower, how do you mean?	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8632	I wouldn’t say my fashion choice is any less Oedipal than yours. Frankly, I am much more adaptable than you seem to be.	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8633	Why do you believe you’re Meryl Streep?	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8634	He keeps changing colours.	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8635	Well l think you are heading in the right direction!'	1.1600	0.05966	50	43	6	1
8636	Fearing that you'll wind up like your parents is just a figment of your imagination.	1.1600	0.05966	50	43	6	1
8637	Bizarre eating disorder-prefers insects.	1.1600	0.05966	50	43	6	1
8638	Ok, I get it, but have you thought of working in a paint store ?	1.1600	0.05966	50	43	6	1
8639	I understand that reclining on a sofa made of your skin is upsetting.	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8640	So, in this dream about eating me, how did you feel?	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8641	I see your obsession with blending in has taken an unexpected turn.	1.1600	0.05966	50	43	6	1
8642	So, when, if ever, do you feel seen?	1.1600	0.05966	50	43	6	1
8643	I have an appointment at the voter registration center. Stay here and watch the place.	1.1600	0.05966	50	43	6	1
8644	Change is good right? Well she didnt think so.	1.1600	0.05966	50	43	6	1
8645	right, so in this documentary, ‘Flyspiracy,’ the lizard had just shed its skin? And then...” “And then, with a swell of strings in the soundtrack, he watched as the fly consumed the lizard he once was...it was this beautiful symbiosis. Pretty much all of my friends and family who’ve seen it are now vegetarian.	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8646	People say that I just keep changing... I don’t understand what they mean.	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8647	so you dreamed that you became your father again	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
8648	No they are leather,	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8649	I don’t know, how do think I should feel about my mother?	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8650	Look at your slacks... There's nothing wrong with trying to blend in.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
8651	Here, let me spruce up that jacket for you.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8652	How long have you felt you’re losing your grip?	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8653	It's more common than you might think.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8654	I always feel like no one ever really sees me.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8655	And how often do you have this dream of crawling out of primordial slime?	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
8656	it seems that you are having trouble adjusting to life in the aquarium	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8657	Feeling like a wallflower is normally more abstract.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8658	Doctor, have you considered wearing stripes instead of plaids? Jules Evens, Manzanita, OR	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
8659	Camille contemplates her compulsion to give fashion advice.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8660	I'd like to be a nonconformist.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8661	I finally found a good matchmaker.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8662	What am I feeling? As I look at your pinstriped pants, I feel a significant change coming on.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
8663	I want to help, but I just can’t see you anymore...literally.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8664	..."I see... so you are having trouble on how the world sees you..."	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8665	I feel like I can't stop changing	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
8666	The world’s changing too quick these days. I can’t keep up.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
8667	I wonder what my skin's colour really is now...	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
8668	I’ll count this as a point in favor for the use of psychedelics in therapy.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
8669	My brother thinks he's a salamander,	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
8670	lately all these humans have been coming outside snd now they are not weating masks. It makes me anxious	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
8671	is it me or do we need to talk about your disassociation problems	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
8672	No fair peeking at my interpretation of how you slipped into my office.	1.1579	0.05995	38	32	6	0
8673	I guess you can say blatant.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
8674	With your blend in personality of different personality types, we can get along and work cohesively.	1.1579	0.05995	38	32	6	0
8675	Yes, I realize it's hard for you to find your real self, but first you have to choose your favorite identity.	1.1579	0.05995	38	32	6	0
8676	Hey Doc, think my wife will notice I'm still seeing you?	1.1579	0.07082	38	33	4	1
8677	Please make yourself comfortable.	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
8678	All you’re patients are fine- it’s the damn couch.	1.1579	0.05995	38	32	6	0
8679	It's so frustrating when even your degree in zoology and so much planning cannot help you to track down that chameleon.	1.1579	0.05995	38	32	6	0
8680	Did you get the part where as a tadpole I was always the last one out of the pond?	1.1579	0.05995	38	32	6	0
8681	Wherever I go, everybody hates me. Sometimes I wonder if the world is just a mirror	1.1579	0.05995	38	32	6	0
8682	Ah, time to see what the old sod has written about me.	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
8683	My wife is cheating on me.” (In this telling, it is unclear to whom who is speaking — a fiendish subversion of reader expectations)	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
8684	You need to add 3 more commas after that last comma, Bub.	1.1579	0.07082	38	33	4	1
8685	So, tell me more about your anxiety at parties...	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
8686	So, you got that, right? My fear of blending in?	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
8687	Do you think its my lizard brain making me so burnt out doc?	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
8688	So you feel that no one ever really sees you? Tell me more.	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
8689	I just don't feel like myself these days.	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
8690	I'm tired of looking over your shoulder!	1.1569	0.05856	51	44	6	1
8691	It's Iguana cost you $200 an hour.	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
8692	lt's fairly clear that -- how shall l put it? -- vous voulez coucher in a somewhat irregular position.	1.1569	0.05856	51	44	6	1
8693	Scand and delizard.	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
8694	Tell me, doctor: Am I cold enough to face the world?	1.1569	0.05856	51	44	6	1
8695	I’m tired man! This is New York.	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
8696	Fool me once by replacing yourself with a lizard, shame on you. Fool me three times	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
8697	...and add to your take🥡 order- two dozen XL crickets, a 1/2 pint of shredded collard greens, plus a side of organic mealworms, please.	1.1569	0.05856	51	44	6	1
8698	He can't see me but is still here... Seems like he's the one who needs therapy.	1.1569	0.05856	51	44	6	1
8699	When you change your colors like your personalities in quarantine...	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
8700	I feel like I have a hard time showing people my true colors.	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
8701	No, that pattern doesn't make your butt look fat,	1.1562	0.06521	32	27	5	0
8702	Hmmm. My next patient appears to be running late.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8703	Don’t even think about jumping over here. Checks and stripes isn’t in your profile.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
8704	Now I'm just blending into your image of me - how is THAT helping me find my true identity?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8705	You are perfectly fine.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8706	Oopsey Daisy, Daisy Duke and now this Daisy cushion!!! Doc, I'm going Daisy crazy!!!	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8707	The moment when Leon realized he had no intrinsic beliefs.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
8708	So, last time we were talking about your parents buying you a T-Rex t-shirt.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8709	Doc, What can I do that will help me stand out in a crowd?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8710	I often feel ignored, like I’m just blending in.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8711	Patient tends to overly obsess about standing out in a crowd	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8712	So, you feel like you always want to blend in?	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
8713	Okay, Okay, so I may be a little defensive.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8714	Be honest. Is it simply a pattern you like or are you trying to hide yourself within its rather worn surface?'	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8715	Doc, I've been here so often I feel like part of the furniture!	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8716	It may be time to stop relying on your reptilian brain to make decisions about your love life.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
8717	I don’t know how you do it doctor?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8718	It is not your fault.” from Good Will Huntin	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8719	Past life regression gone wrong.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8720	I think we just grew apart but she thinks I’ve changed.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
8721	My therapist says I can’t go back to the office. Sorry boss.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8722	We psychiatrists too have our own way of playing peekaboo, pal.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
8723	I really wish I could just blend in Doc.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8724	Is it a NEED? You know, to blend in?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8725	so how’s your karma? Chameleon	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8726	I just don't feel like I'm being seen	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8727	Do you think you have any inconvenience for taking center stage?	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
8728	I was just fired by Pantone as their mascot because I refuse to transform to their idea of what color is in. I’m always in even when I’m not.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
8729	I get so insulted when people refer to me as Lizard Brain.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
8730	Draw me like one of your French Bulldogs	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
8731	..........I've forgotten how to change color!	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
8732	People tell me that I always fit in very well. But inside I feel like a misfit. I need help.	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
8733	I'm sure you're a stand out guy, Mr Wilbur, ...you don't have to climb on the furniture	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
8734	How did it feel when your own mother told you to eat that dragonfly	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
8735	One of these days I’ll need to meet the real you.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
8736	No, voyeurism is not a ‘kink’ and I’m not ‘shaming’ you. Now, please get out and let me masturbate in peace.	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
8737	So, tell me about why YOU think you may have a bashful bladder.	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
8738	Session #3: Patient making no progress due to extreme case of transference-with the couch!	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
8739	Any chance of a deal here before they take me away?	1.1538	0.05853	39	33	6	0
8740	So, you had sex with your mother . . . .	1.1538	0.04510	65	55	10	0
8741	I'm sensing a bad case of upholstery syndrome...	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
8742	I see... the demands of modern decor are causing unbearable stress.	1.1538	0.06910	39	34	4	1
8743	So what were your feelings when your cousin beat you out for that good insurance gig?	1.1538	0.05853	39	33	6	0
8744	The sad sequel to “A Color of His Own”	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
8745	At what point should I stop going back in time?	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
8746	My caption would be no caption. The artist has done the job. The image speaks for itself.	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
8747	My countertransferential feelings towards this patient are making it very difficult for me to see him as human.	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
8748	...and then she said, 'you can't run from all of your problems.'	1.1538	0.04510	65	55	10	0
8749	So now you’re a therapist?	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
8750	For my entire life Doc, I’ve had a helluva time gaining recognition.	1.1538	0.06910	39	34	4	1
8751	Oh, no! It’s Uncle Gordon! Rest his sole.	1.1538	0.07826	39	35	2	2
8752	Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
8753	How long have you felt that no one noticed you?	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
8754	I dunno, Doctor, lately I think I've been getting in touch with my mammalian self.	1.1538	0.05853	39	33	6	0
8755	One before sleeping. You'll be back to your old self in no time.	1.1538	0.05853	39	33	6	0
8756	You have to stop hiding from your thoughts, though hiding from me is not easy either	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
8757	It's imperative for her self esteem that she be allowed to keep her new pattern. Next week we'll address her facial expression.	1.1538	0.05853	39	33	6	0
8758	Stop trying to be all things for all people.	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
8759	I FEEL LIKE NO ONE REALLY SEES ME, Y'KNOW DOC?	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
8760	Your wife says you haven't evolved?	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
8761	Hmmm, should I go with the flowers or move over to the plaid?	1.1538	0.06910	39	34	4	1
8762	Why should I always force myself to fit in?	1.1538	0.06910	39	34	4	1
8763	My mother wore plaid all the time, just like you, Doc - exactly like you...heh...hehhehheeheehhheeheh...	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
8764	'The real world is next to me a way of changing the imagination'	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
8765	How does he DO that?	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
8766	If you can’t see me can I just lay here and stay quite. It’s been a year...	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
8767	It's been a bit gloomy out lately, hasn't it?	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
8768	Why so green? @faiseydaisy	1.1538	0.05853	39	33	6	0
8769	Since your a animal how do you plan on paying for this session”	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
8770	...and the last question to complete your contact information: we need the name and address of your Next of Kin.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
8771	If I bill each of her personalities. Maybe that will cure her.	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
8772	You would feel much better if you return to your home at the top of Notre Dame	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8773	So, tell me more about how you feel like no one really sees you.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8774	Help, I am suffering from chromaphrania!	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8775	A desire to fit in is perfectly normal. Now. Let’s dig in to how you feel this is affecting your career path vis a vis visualizing your personal identity.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8776	So you're saying you've never felt truly seen, not even by your parents?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
8777	I thought I mentioned we added magic mushrooms to our sessions.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8778	And your view of your karma, karma, karma?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
8779	You feel like a total failure because changes imposed from your surroundings are always destroying your inner sense of who you are? Right?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
8780	It's not so much the words you say that concern me--it's something in your tone.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8781	I can’t see why that must bother you.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8782	Time's up. You can leave by the window or door.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8783	I just feel so invisible Doc!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
8784	Well, I wish I could just blend in with the crowd a bit more	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8785	I did love her, but she just wasn't capable of change.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
8786	Stop trying to be a psychiatrist just to blend in.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8787	OK good, you are not here. Bill to the same address? Say prrrt if you don’t agree. It’s two hours.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8788	So...you said that can't find yourself, I can't see the problem here"	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8789	I see, so you say your mother liked patterns too?	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8790	Name? Winston. Age? 90. Sex? Yes, please!	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
8791	When you can’t shake that feeling someone is watching you...	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
8792	People always say to show my true colors, but I don’t even know what my true colors are anymore.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
8793	Are you even listening to me. It's like you can't hear or see me?	1.1515	0.07689	33	29	3	1
8794	You can try, but you can’t hide your feelings	1.1515	0.07689	33	29	3	1
8795	I’ve noticed you retreating into your pad and writing things down. Is this a recurring theme?	1.1515	0.07689	33	29	3	1
8796	What's today's karma?	1.1515	0.06338	33	28	5	0
8797	Just call me 'Liz.'	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
8798	Though the chameleon is admirable in his quest for definition and individuality, he, sadly, still doesn't "get" money.	1.1509	0.05648	53	46	6	1
8799	There's something unsettling about spilling your gusts on top of your own kind	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
8800	I’d like to go back to your childhood in Tijuana...	1.1509	0.05648	53	46	6	1
8801	Perhaps sitting on my lap will help yourself.	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
8802	Would you rather sit on my lap and go plaid?	1.1509	0.05648	53	46	6	1
8803	The thing is, I really don't want to change.	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
8804	Do you think you are overly focused on this nature versus nurture issue?	1.1509	0.05648	53	46	6	1
8805	Do you ever feel like you don't fit in?	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
8806	Well it is your mother to blame because you are seldom noticed.	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
8807	I just want them to accept me for what I really am	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
8808	So, describe how you feel when peolpe look right through you.	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
8809	We talk about this...The notes are about you, but not for you to read.	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
8810	I feel that no one notices me...	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8811	They come and go...oh another funny guy.	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8812	If you don't help me work through these old patterns soon, we both will be in trouble!	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8813	So you think you're suffering from identity crises because you're mistaken for a geeko or GEICO?	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
8814	So Mr. Zelig, what seems to be the problem?	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8815	You blame your mother, Mrs. Nature, for your timidity?	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8816	Patient seems prone to withdrawal.	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8817	It all started when I was just a small chameleon.	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8818	I'm afraid that your fear of blending in may be terminal.	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8819	It's iguana be quite a session a session today, isn't it...	1.1500	0.06746	40	35	4	1
8820	We can stop trying to hide in plain sight now, yes? After all, the only thing he has left is that pathetic blog.	1.1500	0.06746	40	35	4	1
8821	For assertiveness, have you considered a deeper shade of burgundy...	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8822	Blending in doesn’t work anymore. I feel like I have to be one end of the spectrum or the other.	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
8823	You'll never change unless you start putting yourself out there.	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8824	I've been feeling a lot like Boy George lately.	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8825	What will I do when they discover I'm the untalented one because I can't maintain one color like everybody else?	1.1500	0.06746	40	35	4	1
8826	As I was saying last time, I find it hard to blend in anywhere	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
8827	why yes doc, I do consider myself a social chameleon	1.1500	0.06746	40	35	4	1
8828	It all started when I saw“The Night of the Iguana” on the late movie. Tennessee Williams can really get under your hide.	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
8829	You appear to be adapting well, Cham.	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
8830	I've been trying to blend in for sssso long , I feel I've lossssst my sssself essstem in the proccccessss." " Thisss damn lisssp isssn't helping either.	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
8831	How old were you when your aversion to 'hot rocks' manifested itself?	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
8832	With your jacket and pants’ patterns and bald head, it’s hard to find the words to describe your condition because you blend right in.	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
8833	I guess we're rescheduling again.	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
8834	OK I'll admit it...I'm uncomfortable with change.	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
8835	I've been feeling creepy lately	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
8836	My flex, blend Into the checks will be the next.	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
8837	You need to change for you and not your surroundings. Now stop taking notes and get out there.	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
8838	Anatomically, yes, you can see how others act behind your back, but hiding how that makes you feel is not a healthy coping strategy.	1.1489	0.06787	47	42	3	2
8839	I still can not let you stay to watch the next patient. It’s simply not ethical.	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
8840	Patient continues to feel blue....	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
8841	Doctor, I have a problem. My dogs have gotten used to seeing me with my mask on, how am I going to tell them that is now masks off?!	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
8842	Iguana: "All the tissue paper in the world can't camouflage these hang-ups in life..." Doc: "Perhaps you should try a moments pause?"	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
8843	...and I replied that I am NOT spending too much time in the sun!	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
8844	Hence, 'The Night of the Iguana' was written by 'Tennessee Williams.'	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
8845	Just show your true colors and that's why we'll love you!	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
8846	Well, if it does bother you, you should consider changing your registration to Independent.	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
8847	Please write "multiple personality disorder". That would help a lot in career terms!	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
8848	I'm just having some trouble standing out.	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
8849	You remind me of my first human gig.	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
8850	''knowing thyself''	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
8851	It feels like multiple people are living inside me	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
8852	Try wearing a mask, you’ll be less conspicuous.	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
8853	So you feel that people are just not noticing you….	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
8854	When I look in the mirror it's like staring at a completely different me everyday	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
8855	And what do you think prompted you to do that?	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
8856	For our next session, why don't we try shedding this need of yours to blend in with your surroundings?	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
8857	Quite. '80's Allen, might have his best.	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
8858	Who’s the next patient? What level of stress ball do you need doc?	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
8859	I just need a change of scenery.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
8860	No, that is not what I meant when I told you that you have an identification problem.	1.1471	0.06165	34	29	5	0
8861	And who did you say was your previous analyst?	1.1471	0.06165	34	29	5	0
8862	Just lay down and relax, and tell me once more about the agony of skin shedding.	1.1463	0.05589	41	35	6	0
8863	I can see what he is writing about me.	1.1463	0.06590	41	36	4	1
8864	Now your sure that the story isn’t going to change anytime soon.	1.1463	0.05589	41	35	6	0
8865	Why do you think this Darwin is out to get you?"	1.1463	0.05589	41	35	6	0
8866	I have prescribed it to many patients for red eye over the last year, due to their lack of sleep. I'll write in an extra dose for you.	1.1463	0.05589	41	35	6	0
8867	At least your notes about me are easy to see	1.1463	0.05589	41	35	6	0
8868	My mother always made me blend in.	1.1463	0.05589	41	35	6	0
8869	Even Ancestry.com doesn't acknowledge me.	1.1463	0.05589	41	35	6	0
8870	Change is innate, it’s in our DNA”	1.1463	0.06590	41	36	4	1
8871	Umm, Ms. Gecko? I need to be able to see you during therapy.	1.1463	0.05589	41	35	6	0
8872	Every time I sit down it is like I become someone else.	1.1458	0.05947	48	42	5	1
8873	Yes I mind you talking about my Lizard Mind.	1.1458	0.05947	48	42	5	1
8874	...hate chaise lounges...became the very thing you swore to destroy...mhm...	1.1458	0.05148	48	41	7	0
8875	At least this therapy is helping me achieve my greatest mating display ever!" thought Carl	1.1458	0.05148	48	41	7	0
8876	Hey there Doc, I'm here....Over hear, look!!!!!	1.1458	0.05947	48	42	5	1
8877	I am not comfortable talking about my identity in this world.	1.1458	0.05148	48	41	7	0
8878	You're assuring confidentiality, right??	1.1458	0.05148	48	41	7	0
8879	Sometimes I just want throttle them until they stop yapping and then stomp on their heads until nothing is left, but ya know you can't so instead I just drink	1.1458	0.05947	48	42	5	1
8880	You were in a Ava Gardner/Richard burton movie?	1.1458	0.06651	48	43	3	2
8881	Sometimes I think I just disappear into the background...	1.1458	0.05947	48	42	5	1
8882	I dunno...I've just been feeling kind of dried up and like I'm out of my element lately.	1.1458	0.05148	48	41	7	0
8883	So, this memetic behavior, has it been a lifelong struggle? - @NatalieNicole, Los Angeles	1.1458	0.05148	48	41	7	0
8884	That beautiful plaid must be mine...	1.1458	0.05148	48	41	7	0
8885	If I sit here quietly, maybe he’ll forget about that Lizard People remark.	1.1458	0.05148	48	41	7	0
8886	I feel like my parents only see my partners for what they are standing on but never for how happy they make me.	1.1458	0.05148	48	41	7	0
8887	When your pet is not the only one with anxiety...	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
8888	You seem a bit on edge today. Let's talk about that.	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
8889	HOW MUCH AN HOUR?	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
8890	I don’t feel like myself	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
8891	Yes, doc. That's B-A-L-E, Bale. Christian Bale.	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
8892	No. I didn’t say that. I said- Hey. Look at me. I need to know that you see me...	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
8893	Reading notes with those eyes, metaphorically.	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
8894	Well, it's very natural for everyone to feel they are invisible, but, I do take your point.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
8895	I'm not your waiter. And this is not your check. So just stop it.	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
8896	I went to a party and everything was cool, but then I heard a joke about cocaine and just panicked. I sobbed the whole way home and couldn't sleep. Why is this in a cartoon? I'm trying to face my addiction issues, and some fucker put me in a cartoon.	1.1429	0.05832	49	43	5	1
8897	However, in order to become visible, it may require you to disagree with a point of view or someone’s approach to a situation. Disagreeing does not need to be an unpleasant experience.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
8898	the man is drawing some boobs. The lizard is into it	1.1429	0.05832	49	43	5	1
8899	I voluntarily infringed on an artist's intellectual property twice.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
8900	You do know that no one wears animal fur anymore?	1.1429	0.07287	42	38	2	2
8901	Troubling times. 5 panic attacks on the lounge just today.	1.1429	0.06001	35	30	5	0
8902	Another futile attempt to read the doctors handwriting	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
8903	I always feel as though I never have anything unique to wear.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
8904	Cheer up. Go to Times Square and go neon.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
8905	Delusional, huh? Well, I guess you're about to find out... fixating eyes on target ... lock and load!	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
8906	Now that you are President of The United States, how do you feel about your mother?	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
8907	Honestly, doc, for the first time, I'm starting to feel invisible.	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
8908	I wanna iguana wingtips."	1.1429	0.06001	35	30	5	0
8909	Doc, before we continue, I have to ask, Is this fabric genuine or synthetic?	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
8910	Doctor, I'm afraid that outside your office, I simply won't blend anymore.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
8911	It’s going to take a lot more sessions to help you overcome lizard brain thinking.	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
8912	So how long would you say it's been that you've 'not felt seen'"	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
8913	Did your pad cover look like me?	1.1429	0.05937	56	50	4	2
8914	I feel like such an outsider. I just wish I could blend in from time to time.	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
8915	Can’t wait until my next patient, the chameleon, gets here. He doesn’t know I’m sleeping with his wife	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
8916	No, no, I said, “um”, not “yum”, doc.	1.1429	0.06001	35	30	5	0
8917	But at the end of the day - WHO am I really ?	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
8918	So, you don’t feel like you fit in, huh? Just don’t feel quite seen.	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
8919	I don't know Doctor, i feel that i just blend into society and nothing about me stands out.	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
8920	I blend into everything, but why not with people	1.1429	0.06001	35	30	5	0
8921	What I’m hearing is that you feel like someone’s pet	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
8922	You can hide, but you can't run away from your weird lizard problems.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
8923	please don't write this down	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
8924	Is it because I can never decide what to wear when going out?	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
8925	I would just like to blend in with the crowd for once. Do you know how hard that is for me?	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
8926	But, I'm not ready to change 😰" *camouflages	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
8927	you say your having Trouble standing out	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
8928	You'll never become your authentic self unless you stop trying to blend in" is what my mother used to always say when I was younger. What does she know? She was eaten by a hawk after deciding to stay chartreuse when she should have turned sage when we moved out of our last plac	1.1429	0.05937	56	50	4	2
8929	She says she doesn’t see color.	1.1429	0.05832	49	43	5	1
8930	I guess I’m just afraid that someone will see my true colors.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
8931	What color is your problem?	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
8932	Yo wtf is this lizard in my office 😂	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
8933	How I feel when I try to look at the teacher's answer key.	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
8934	Penis envy you say?	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
8935	Don't shoot your venom at me, I'm only the psychologist.	1.1404	0.05274	57	50	6	1
8936	Yes, I agree that your reptilian brain manages most of your actions, but I didn't suggest that you conjure it up.	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
8937	Hmmm. Well, if you really want to find a new job, you need to work harder at standing out in the crowd.	1.1404	0.05274	57	50	6	1
8938	I would think your skin-color changes would make you more attractive to the opposite sex!	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
8939	You say you don't want to change.	1.1400	0.05721	50	44	5	1
8940	Have you seen Terminator 2? It was really good.	1.1400	0.05721	50	44	5	1
8941	Yes, Speaker of the House, 1995-1999	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
8942	So your saying you have a food obsession? That’s not unusual for the reptilian brain. We could run some tests ...	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
8943	Hmm. Checks or stripes, stripes or checks?	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
8944	I’m slippery dickory Doc! Each touch I make, I mock!	1.1400	0.05721	50	44	5	1
8945	They are calling me a lounge lizard.	1.1400	0.06395	50	45	3	2
8946	I''m dying here, and you've just been doodling this whole time?	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
8947	Well Doc, It all started with that Tennessee Williams play	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
8948	Don’t worry, no one has to know you’re telling me your problems.” - submitting for my 85 year old Grandm	1.1400	0.05721	50	44	5	1
8949	Doctor, do you believe in lizard people? If we are going to move ahead in therapy I need your honest opinion please.	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
8950	Every morning I wake up the world has changed again and I really need to talk about it.	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
8951	Maybe instead of blending into the furniture, you should make it blend into you.	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
8952	And you feel... flowery concerning the death of your wife?	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
8953	If you bite me, I will hit you.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
8954	Self actualization? Yes, Identity Politics is my Game	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8955	Karma this, Karma that, everyone’s always singing Karma’s praises. Karma’s a bitch and she makes me feel like I’m invisible.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8956	If you won’t lie down, I’m going to have to charge you for the damage to the upholstery	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
8957	...I have been hiding under the table for 20years ...why do you ask everybody the same questions and offer the same advise	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
8958	you can't keep hiding from your past	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8959	Patient states that our sessions are leaving him feeling unsettled.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
8960	Dr. Shrink, NO SECRETS ALLOWED BETWEEN US!	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8961	So you say people are not really 'seeing' you. Good, now let's go deeper.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8962	Not to worry. You are experiencing an evolutionary plateau; things will improve over time.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8963	Always camouflaging your true emotions as something else isn't going to help you live an authentic life.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8964	and then he said" ..	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8965	I wonder at times - how can I truly know myself if I’m good at blending in?	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8966	Your chart states karma as the trigger for your anxiety—is that right?	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8967	Don't... stop	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
8968	So, how about I lick you and then you’ll know I’m here and we can get on with the sessions. Sounds delicious to me?	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8969	You are great just the way you are	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
8970	Doc, I've piled on so much weight since I saw my last analyst that I think I've become a gila monstrosity.	1.1389	0.05846	36	31	5	0
8971	She was so mad I couldn't see straight that she left me!	1.1389	0.05846	36	31	5	0
8972	but i worked so hard on my new floral cameo skin and no one likes it!	1.1389	0.05846	36	31	5	0
8973	I feel so twisted…like everything’s changing all the time…	1.1389	0.05846	36	31	5	0
8974	I just can’t get past losing the Geico gig to that other guy	1.1389	0.07074	36	32	3	1
8975	It was at this moment when Mark Zuckerberg knew he had to update WhatsApp with the blue ticks!	1.1389	0.05846	36	31	5	0
8976	Hey! I might be OCD and depressed but I'm not a sexual deviant.	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
8977	If you want to be a dragon try imagining you're a MAGA. hat.	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
8978	It all began when my mother f***** a chameleon...	1.1379	0.06517	29	25	4	0
8979	Chameleon, hm? Tell me more -- last week you said you were feeling like a fly on the wall.	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
8980	Whoops! Too late!	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
8981	So ... your parents were not at sight oftenly”	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
8982	after which election did you first realize that you are a human really?	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
8983	So I told her, "I know I'm unpredictable......it's who I am."	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
8984	Yesh, right...!	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
8985	I'm feeling like spring today. How about you?	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
8986	"Trying to 'hide in plain sight' is an understandable reaction to stress."	1.1373	0.05615	51	45	5	1
8987	So, sticking out your tongue all the time isn't passive-aggressive?	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
8988	I’m not sure I trust a man who wears a checked jacket with striped pants.	1.1373	0.05615	51	45	5	1
8989	If you really want me to tell you, "how does it makes me feel", invest in a tree for your patients.	1.1373	0.06871	51	47	1	3
8990	I have the same pad as you too.	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
8991	Doctor, I see you wrote Flowery Iguana there. I must say that is not a good start for dealing with my identity crisis.	1.1373	0.05615	51	45	5	1
8992	Oh no, I am not that bad; and why you are taking care of her	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
8993	Another person to secretly judge. I wonder if he could be just straightforward ?	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
8994	Try to respond to your partner instead of reacting.	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
8995	I did my best to be my-self, but changings keep overwhelm me	1.1373	0.05615	51	45	5	1
8996	So… you see… I think you’re right about the impostor syndrome…	1.1373	0.05615	51	45	5	1
8997	I loved my mother, but my father and I did not see eye to eye.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
8998	Doc, you have no fashion sense!	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
8999	And when did you first feel this primordial urge?	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
9000	What do you think is at the core of this particular countertransference?	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
9001	I only have the blue pen, so please stay away from the curtains.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
9002	Centerfold for “Freudian Forum”.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
9003	Your mother was one of my favorite patients."	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
9004	When did you first notice feeling like a lizard?	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
9005	So you were saying that he kept changing his colours..	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
9006	I guess what I'm saying is, I have a very difficult time separating myself from my surroundings. It's like I can't standout, no matter how hard I try! I'm just really fed up with blending in.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
9007	I just want to be a normal lizard. Years of being exploited peddling insurance has taken a toll on me.	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
9008	I promise I will change...	1.1356	0.05648	59	53	4	2
9009	So you say you don't feel 'seen'.	1.1351	0.05698	37	32	5	0
9010	You’re not going to meet anyone if you just keep blending into the crowd.	1.1351	0.06891	37	33	3	1
9011	Doc, I have this skin problem that's driving me crazy!	1.1351	0.05698	37	32	5	0
9012	Have you always been afraid to show your true colors?	1.1351	0.05698	37	32	5	0
9013	This age- regression stuff has gone to far!	1.1351	0.05698	37	32	5	0
9014	What are you writing down? I DO NOT hide from my feelings! But I do feel that this line of questioning is predatory.	1.1351	0.06891	37	33	3	1
9015	So tell me; when did you first wake up and notice you were a frightened Iguana? Earl Forte, Radnor Pennsylvania 19087	1.1351	0.06891	37	33	3	1
9016	I just wish I could show my true colors for once.	1.1351	0.05698	37	32	5	0
9017	I feel like I blend in. I just want to stand out, you know?	1.1351	0.05698	37	32	5	0
9018	I know your capabilities. I practice Patient confidentiality so there's no need for Filters	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9019	Sorry. I didn’t see you there.	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9020	So...when did you start feeling like a lizard?	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9021	It all started when they told me I had to be in the sequel to "The Freshman".	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9022	I'm telling ya Doc, this new floral pattern is stressing me out something awful!	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9023	Sometimes it feels like nobody really sees me for who I am.	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9024	Really Mr. Bondigeer, we are never going to get anywhere if you keep changing your story.	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9025	Dr. William: "Tell me Bob, what's on your mind" Bob: "Your pen"	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9026	And then I stepped in a puddle of brown and I can never recover	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9027	Make sure you’re back in your cage before my 2 o’clock.	1.1346	0.05512	52	46	5	1
9028	As I told you last session, it’s not the scales that matter, but rather how you feel in your clothes.	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9029	You sure this print ain't in trend any longer, Mr. Thompson?	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9030	He is still overwhelmed with grief, temporary insanity is the only explanation.	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9031	I feel like I’m always just blending into the background. When’s it going to be Dave’s turn? When is it my time to shine?	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
9032	Let's work on your phobia of stalking fast-moving prey . . .	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9033	Karma,have you considered that your personality is too adaptive?	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9034	WHY DO I FEEL SO SLIMEY ?	1.1333	0.06312	30	26	4	0
9035	The idea is to accept your eelings.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
9036	Hey Unk! You misidentified my gender.	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9037	Just curl up while I read you another story my darling pet...	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9038	While your out getting the groceries, could you get me the TV guide?	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9039	Doc, I keep having a recurring nightmare, after a few times, I turn human. IT'S TERRIFYING!	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9040	So Doc. I got a job offer as a stand-in for Marty Feldman, but then I got sick and started changing colors and they said 'forget it.'	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9041	I'm always going with the flow, I lack conviction, I don't even know what my true colors are! Do you think this will affect my karma?	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9042	He just doesn’t make me feel beautiful anymore.	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9043	I have trouble blending in.	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9044	And when did you start noticing this pattern?	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9045	...because I have low self esteem.	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9046	So... you were saying you feel ignored, like no one sees you. Please continue.	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
9047	Chameleon : “Doc, are you listening to me?” Doc: “who’s there!?”	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
9048	This woman I started dating said I keep changing my colors, and stopped responding to my texts. She already knew I was a chameleon! Why'd she swipe right? I just don't get it. Should I try focusing on one color at a time?	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
9049	Doc, this covid season have made me lose track of which shade I am supposed to be today.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
9050	Why do I feel so cold-blooded and predatory?	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
9051	Whenever I change color I feel part of myself dissappear. Who am I really? I blend in effortlessly, and become which I am disguised as. Sense of time and self lose all meaning and I feel trapped by my own body." "I knew I should've gotten the dog	1.1321	0.05413	53	47	5	1
9052	Although I know it's my greatest strength, I have to acknowledge it's also my greatest weakness	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
9053	I'm tired of trying to look like everyone else. I just want to be me.	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
9054	Everyone says I’m so wishy-washy.	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
9055	why is it hard to write to an old close friend?	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
9056	Are you implying that you can’t contain... oh I mean pretend, anymore?	1.1321	0.05413	53	47	5	1
9057	My diagnosis is that you’ve taken being a ‘social chameleon’ a little too far.	1.1316	0.05557	38	33	5	0
9058	My high school English teacher always said there is one constant in life...change.	1.1316	0.05557	38	33	5	0
9059	My client is an hour and a half late! Where are they?	1.1316	0.05557	38	33	5	0
9060	Why fit in when you were born to stand out?	1.1316	0.05557	38	33	5	0
9061	I guess that problems have a way of hiding themselves	1.1316	0.05557	38	33	5	0
9062	Even the animals need therapy	1.1304	0.05020	46	40	6	0
9063	Not to worry, I’ve been short-tongued all my life as well.	1.1304	0.05020	46	40	6	0
9064	So you feel like an ugly toad. And your mother	1.1304	0.05020	46	40	6	0
9065	So am I crazy or what	1.1304	0.05020	46	40	6	0
9066	It’s always been hard for me to adapt to new situations, Doc. . . . Sometimes I wish I’d been born a chameleon.	1.1304	0.05020	46	40	6	0
9067	As I see it, your adaptation capacity has caused a very deep internal struggle and suffering, as it has prevented you from showing your true colors.	1.1304	0.05905	46	41	4	1
9068	Would you have preferred a different pattern?	1.1304	0.05020	46	40	6	0
9069	I feel like i just blend in when I really want to stand out	1.1304	0.05020	46	40	6	0
9070	Well at least you’re not green with envy	1.1304	0.05020	46	40	6	0
9071	I feel like I take on the personality of every person I date. Kind of like Brad Pitt.	1.1304	0.05905	46	41	4	1
9072	I’m so embarrassed I wish everyone else was dead	1.1304	0.05905	46	41	4	1
9073	Hey, remember that 80s song about you? Is that why you are here needing me to help you with your feelings? I have mixed feelings about it all too...	1.1296	0.04614	54	47	7	0
9074	Yes I know it was a long time ago ...	1.1296	0.04614	54	47	7	0
9075	Sheesh! Not since the Three Faces of Eve.	1.1296	0.04614	54	47	7	0
9076	So you think my need for constant temperature is all in my mind?	1.1296	0.05318	54	48	5	1
9077	I feel like I don't have my own identity... and I blame my parents.	1.1282	0.06550	39	35	3	1
9078	I usually say becoming comfortable with change is generally a good thing. But ...	1.1282	0.05423	39	34	5	0
9079	A hundred and fifty years of psychotherapy and we're no better off.	1.1282	0.05423	39	34	5	0
9080	Stuart realized it was his mother who caused his compulsion to fit in.	1.1282	0.05423	39	34	5	0
9081	Ah yes tell me more about this only-fly-diet	1.1282	0.06550	39	35	3	1
9082	It's just the colors that keep on changing... Not my inner self:)	1.1282	0.05423	39	34	5	0
9083	: "I know you've told me change is good, but how can I make new friends if no one can see me?"	1.1282	0.05423	39	34	5	0
9084	it's	1.1277	0.04920	47	41	6	0
9085	I*m sick of people calling me Zelig	1.1277	0.05784	47	42	4	1
9086	Let me show you a magic trick! Now you see me,now you don	1.1277	0.04920	47	41	6	0
9087	You may think it's crazy to want to eat your shoe, but it's just the tip of the wing	1.1277	0.04920	47	41	6	0
9088	Do you think making me wear floral prints is helping with my identity crisis?	1.1277	0.04920	47	41	6	0
9089	Dr. Smith was so sure I was late, yet it was he who was late, un-attentive, pathetic.	1.1277	0.04920	47	41	6	0
9090	air conditioner whirrs	1.1277	0.05784	47	42	4	1
9091	It is easy to judge someone else's shade of transparency when our own is disguised to seem civilized.	1.1277	0.04920	47	41	6	0
9092	You're not seeing the big picture, Doc. It's much more than envy.	1.1277	0.04920	47	41	6	0
9093	And your need to blend in, that started in adolescence?	1.1277	0.05784	47	42	4	1
9094	I just get the feeling like there’s a chameleon on my head” -The Chai	1.1277	0.04920	47	41	6	0
9095	It’s like Craig doesn’t even see me anymore.	1.1277	0.05784	47	42	4	1
9096	What do you mean you’re not Sigmund Freud and you don’t serve drinks?	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
9097	. . . and now skinny jeans have been cancelled . . .	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
9098	Let’s talk about the emotional meaning of wearing stripes with plaid.	1.1273	0.05834	55	50	3	2
9099	People react to me as if I'm creepy.	1.1273	0.05225	55	49	5	1
9100	Yes, Perdue insists these drugs are safe for animals in captivity	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
9101	😮”I hate flowers”.	1.1273	0.05225	55	49	5	1
9102	So you're tired of being called a 'lounge lizard.'	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
9103	And then, right there on set in front of the whole cast, just as I was getting into character, he called me a 'monster'!	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
9104	It's so depressing. I feel like nobody sees the real me.	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
9105	Wishing for Dharma, but stuck in Karma.	1.1250	0.05669	48	43	4	1
9106	Today, John Vanderbilt believes he is a Psychiatrist.	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
9107	‘His mimicry of my sofa makes me think he’s trying to please me.’	1.1250	0.05669	48	43	4	1
9108	Hopeless! I simply can't change.	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
9109	No, I’m sorry, I don’t accept ‘IguanaCoin’.	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
9110	My wife says I have a wandering eye.	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
9111	Please don’t write that. I meant “buns”, not “guns”.	1.1250	0.05940	32	28	4	0
9112	Read that back to me.	1.1250	0.05669	48	43	4	1
9113	So, tell me about your feeling about not being able to blend in.	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
9114	And when did this fantesy start?	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
9115	The GEIKO gig is okay, but I just can’t help thinking my real talents are being wasted.	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
9116	I guess you could call this avoidance behavior, haha! No, but really, you have a porn addiction.	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
9117	What do you mean, I change like the weather?	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
9118	So you are saying, you feel unseen.	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
9119	Ohh! Stripes and checks together. Apparently I need to step up my look so I stand out more”	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
9120	I am always there, just like that voice in your head.	1.1250	0.05296	40	35	5	0
9121	Seriously, another prescription? I should have stayed in the insurance business.	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
9122	No I don’t smell like a dead frog!	1.1231	0.05146	65	59	4	2
9123	CHATFIELD	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
9124	You know there is nothing wrong with standing out in a crowd and being a leader.	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
9125	why do swat flies and study them when you have me to eat them?	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
9126	-It's frustrating.i am simply unable to change to my usual hues	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
9127	No one in my life seems to get where I am at.	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
9128	I don't know, Doc. Lately, I just don't feel like myself.	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
9129	So you're unvaccinated, but tempted to blend in with vaccinated society...	1.1224	0.06276	49	45	2	2
9130	So now...tell me: For how long have you felt you're trapped in a human body?	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
9131	There have too many changes in my life!	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
9132	maybe she doesn't clean your cage because you blend in too much	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
9133	All my life I've heard of a Snail's Pace, but this is ridiculous!	1.1224	0.05558	49	44	4	1
9134	Doctor--I'm distressed that my sense of self continues to erode!	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
9135	Gregor Samsa circa 2021 #kafkaesque	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
9136	She also looks right through me.	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
9137	What would it be like to let someone see your true colors	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
9138	C'mon doc, psychosis?! If I don't blend in I won't survive!	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
9139	I don`t want to have to blend in so much anymore, doc.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
9140	Very impressive Doc, I never could get plaid right.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
9141	bruh you can't just switch colors when I ask you how something made you feel	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
9142	You say that you feel as if you have no individuality - you just disappear into the background wherever you go.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
9143	Oh come now - you're not going to fall back on that reptilian brain thing!	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
9144	Doc you made a couch out of my Mom and Dad, of course I’m gonna have issues!	1.1212	0.05770	33	29	4	0
9145	Chameleon- "Once I was special as being called to a few, but now I'm just normalised..."	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
9146	I just don’t feel ‘seen’….” @newyorkermag @jasonchatfiel	1.1212	0.05770	33	29	4	0
9147	Mr Brindle wasn't charged because I was out of town last week and couldn't see him. This is not the same	1.1207	0.04315	58	51	7	0
9148	Just lie back down, I know you can see me from that angle	1.1200	0.04642	50	44	6	0
9149	Then Tennessee Williams used me and cast me aside.	1.1200	0.04642	50	44	6	0
9150	You have body dysmorphic disorder. I'll set you up for three times a week and we'll work through any maladaptive thoughts you have about your appearance."	1.1200	0.04642	50	44	6	0
9151	My time’s not up!	1.1200	0.04642	50	44	6	0
9152	Note to self: Stop bringing my pet to work. It is making the patients uncomfortable.	1.1200	0.04642	50	44	6	0
9153	Do you think I’m racist	1.1200	0.05451	50	45	4	1
9154	I just feel like I'm really struggling with change right now, doc.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
9155	' BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU. '	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
9156	‘Sometimes i feel i change just to fit, you know’	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
9157	Hey doc, I can’t seem to control my personality. It seems to change at a moment’s notice. Any thoughts?	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
9158	My reptilian brain made me do it.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
9159	Sometimes I feel I'll disappear"	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
9160	How many more sessions before I will be normal?	1.1176	0.04556	51	45	6	0
9161	When I attacked Boy Gorge he asked " Do you really want to hurt me?"	1.1176	0.04556	51	45	6	0
9162	Who's calling whom predatory???	1.1176	0.05609	34	30	4	0
9163	And why do you think the phrase “Lizard like “ is negative?	1.1176	0.04556	51	45	6	0
9164	peaceful protester	1.1176	0.04556	51	45	6	0
9165	Knock, knock” “Whose there?” “I don’t know	1.1176	0.04556	51	45	6	0
9166	I don’t know what else I can do, Doc. I’ve been seeing you three times a week for nearly a year, but I still feel like a fish out of water.	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
9167	So it's just a appearance thing or we can expect a whole personality change	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
9168	Have you ever had patient before that matches the Freudian couch?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
9169	I hope Mr. C. gets here soon I am almost done with this Sudoku.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
9170	Though mildly amusing, it is normal that my pattern matches my immediate environment. What is not normal is my difficulty maintaining meaningful relationships, which is the reason I sought out a psychologist...	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
9171	...and your relationship with your mother?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
9172	So your father walked out on your mother and her two hundred babies. How did that make you feel?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
9173	And you? You survive by blending in with Freud.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
9174	And when, exactly, did you start feeling like you were a human?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
9175	I may look like everything else, but in my heart, I want to Singa! About the Moona and the Juna and the Springa!	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
9176	I really feel I could lie on your jacket and you wouldn't spot me...	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
9177	Being Invisible is second skin to me; can't quite let myself be seen - it's a survival thing	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
9178	No, it looks like you have the opposite of imposter syndrome, where you think you fit in, but you’re really faking it.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
9179	When did you start noticing these changes?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
9180	I wish I could stand out in a crowd.	1.1154	0.05249	52	47	4	1
9181	I can't help you if you're not going to be yourself.	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
9182	Your age and maritial status?	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
9183	When did you abandon the ocean?	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
9184	Hurry up! My tail is getting tired.	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
9185	So let me get this straight. You tired of just fitting in, and want to be someone different.	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
9186	I don't get it Doc, they all act like I am invisible.	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
9187	Hey Doc , when I said I dream about eating Beetles I did not mean Ringo, Paul George and John.	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
9188	Hector got his masochistic wish to see Dr. Herschel’s session notes. It far worse than he’d imagined—dozens of the therapist’s bubbly signature, a doodle of He-Man with a penis so long it coiled at his feet, an underlined kōan “Alex Jones=80% right”.	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
9189	How does hiding your tail from me make you feel?	1.1143	0.05456	35	31	4	0
9190	I used to blend in naturally but this grand re-opening is freaking me out. What if I won't?	1.1143	0.05456	35	31	4	0
9191	So why do you think you keep lashing out at bugs?	1.1143	0.05456	35	31	4	0
9192	Sometimes I just feel like no one notices me.	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
9193	Doc,I just don’t believe that there’s somebody out there for everyone!	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
9194	You know, I can’t help you unless you put down that pen and paper and start paying attention to me.	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
9195	If you lie back down, I will let you see my notes.	1.1136	0.02751	44	40	4	0
9196	Kruptisha ruggstide pizarke (boserich) daily!	1.1136	0.05831	44	40	3	1
9197	A coiled spine is not in our manual.	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
9198	Gila. That's G I L A!	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
9199	I've tried being transparent with her, but I just keep falling into the same patterns!	1.1136	0.05831	44	40	3	1
9200	Mom says my changing character is capricious.	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
9201	Who's going to speak first?	1.1132	0.04394	53	47	6	0
9202	Why do you think women think of you as a stalker?	1.1132	0.04394	53	47	6	0
9203	I sense such hostility - - the Mother HATES everything about me	1.1132	0.04394	53	47	6	0
9204	Sometimes I feel just like a monster.	1.1111	0.04738	45	40	5	0
9205	People seem to ignore me no matter what I do.	1.1111	0.04738	45	40	5	0
9206	So you feel like no one truly sees you? I’ll tell ya one thing. They sure as hell gunna smell you. I mean Jesus Roger, what crawled up your arse and died?	1.1111	0.04738	45	40	5	0
9207	Doc, you’ve e been rubbing me the wrong way for months. I can’t take this anymore!	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
9208	Maybe I can blend in to see what he is writing about me.	1.1111	0.04738	45	40	5	0
9209	What do mean, it sounds like I was being defensive, Doc? It was said, more or less, tongue-in-cheek.	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
9210	Level with me,Doctor - were my dreams of standing out just the delusions of youth?	1.1111	0.05312	36	32	4	0
9211	We’ve been through this, Robert: You are enough and don’t need to change to in order to please others.	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
9212	I'm so busy blending in I've forgotten how to standout	1.1111	0.05312	36	32	4	0
9213	Have you found my true color, doc?	1.1111	0.04738	45	40	5	0
9214	Yaa when will u start acting on these hazardous changes	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
9215	I just don’t really identify with myself anymore, Doc	1.1111	0.04738	45	40	5	0
9216	Iguana tell you about my childhood	1.1111	0.05705	45	41	3	1
9217	How have you had suicidal tendencies?	1.1091	0.04242	55	49	6	0
9218	So you're no longer clashing? That shows progress.	1.1091	0.04242	55	49	6	0
9219	Finds the couch a place he don't want to be !	1.1087	0.04640	46	41	5	0
9220	Doc, I'm tired of blending in... Everyone treats me like i am invisible... What do I have to do to get noticed?	1.1087	0.04640	46	41	5	0
9221	STOP! Don't write me up! I can't help it! It happens every time I get near a pattern.	1.1087	0.05585	46	42	3	1
9222	I see. You coil and prepare to attack when?"	1.1087	0.04640	46	41	5	0
9223	You're wrong, Doc. If you'd just look at me, you'd see my identity crisis is the result of me changing from a chameleon into an iguana right before your eyes.	1.1087	0.04640	46	41	5	0
9224	Your multi personality disorder has taken on a new phase, so now you are a chameleon?	1.1087	0.04640	46	41	5	0
9225	I'me just making notes regarding what we're talking about.	1.1081	0.05175	37	33	4	0
9226	Doc, why am I feeling so out of sorts?	1.1081	0.05175	37	33	4	0
9227	Well Michael the thick skin you've developed as a self-defense mechanism is acting as a barrier to your expressing your emotional needs which is impeding your ability to make meaningful relationships. The good news is you can adapt to your surroundings, but the bad news is your thick skin is holding you back.	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
9228	You say I have a bug in my ear. What next?	1.1064	0.04546	47	42	5	0
9229	Is it confusing for you? Me too!	1.1064	0.04546	47	42	5	0
9230	So, Mister Lizz, how long have you had that feeling of wanting to be a dinosaur?	1.1064	0.05470	47	43	3	1
9231	I feel like I need a stronger sense of identity, but as a chameleon, it’s easier said than done.	1.1064	0.04546	47	42	5	0
9232	I was really hungry.	1.1064	0.04546	47	42	5	0
9233	See couch birth matching lizard. Time to retire.	1.1064	0.05470	47	43	3	1
9234	Why are you trying so hard to blend in when you were born to stand out?	1.1064	0.04546	47	42	5	0
9235	If I don’t move he won’t eat me. If I don’t move me won’t eat me.	1.1064	0.04546	47	42	5	0
9236	And when did you begin having these feelings Mr. Kafka?	1.1053	0.05045	38	34	4	0
9237	Cheech Marin? Last week you said you felt like Tommy Chong.	1.1053	0.04805	57	52	4	1
9238	If he's not taking my tales of the Vienna woods to the bank, who is?	1.1053	0.05045	38	34	4	0
9239	So you feel like you blend in?	1.1053	0.04805	57	52	4	1
9240	If we’re going to get anywhere, you need to stop with all the flies.	1.1053	0.05045	38	34	4	0
9241	Tell me more about your decision to enter politics.	1.1042	0.05359	48	44	3	1
9242	My last analyst had a plaid couch. Every time I moved I wet myself.	1.1042	0.04456	48	43	5	0
9243	I see from your color that you believe in QAnon	1.1042	0.04456	48	43	5	0
9244	Yes, so much change can be stressful.	1.1042	0.05359	48	44	3	1
9245	So, what kind of human being do you especially loathe?	1.1042	0.04456	48	43	5	0
9246	I think you might be a social chameleon	1.1042	0.04456	48	43	5	0
9247	What's her name?	1.1042	0.05359	48	44	3	1
9248	I'm tired of being called a copycat!	1.1034	0.05755	29	26	3	0
9249	I can see your emotions but I need you to tell me your emotions	1.1034	0.04034	58	52	6	0
9250	No, karma-karma doesn't explain doesn't explain your comings and goings.	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
9251	Please do not hide behind your hide, or I will have to hide my writing pad	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
9252	She says im a chameleon! i cant help it	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
9253	Tell me about the feelings that come up when you look in a mirror.	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
9254	I guano what's wrong. I seem to be having an identity crisis.	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
9255	Well, your coat doesn't match your pants - and neither match the chair.	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
9256	Antisocial chameleons are outstanding clients for therapists.	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
9257	Well doc. I am sick and tired of people always asking me for advice on how I managed to overcome the fear of change.	1.1020	0.05253	49	45	3	1
9258	Come-e-Leon, doc. I have a hard time with change.	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
9259	You see, it’s called ‘Imposter Syndrome’ which can leave one feeling unseen.	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
9260	I find it very difficult to blend in, Doc.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
9261	When is he going to turn the page.	1.1000	0.04286	50	45	5	0
9262	Because I've always wanted to fit in.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
9263	So you say sometimes it feels like you just disappear from the conversation?	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
9264	The patient has constant fantasies of suing for copyright infringement and chronic halitosis!	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
9265	I know you are there. Please return to your original self.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
9266	Well Doc,I just don't understand. People seem to look right through me.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
9267	Avoidant Personality Disorder	1.1000	0.05151	50	46	3	1
9268	Is it so difficult to see and be seen Doc? Doc? Doc!	1.0980	0.05053	51	47	3	1
9269	Can you at least tell me what you think I’ll turn into next? This version of me is sofaking tacky..	1.0980	0.04205	51	46	5	0
9270	So you feel you copy everybody else to try to blend in and be cool. That’s fun. Little on the nose. Can’t help you. I actually quit 20 minutes ago when a dog-sized chameleon walked into my office speaking English. Going to swallow my tongue now.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
9271	Your inability to fit in? Is that a pattern?	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
9272	To feel steady without tail support we recommend wedge salad.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
9273	After eight months of therapy, Iggy finally realized his camouflage was useless against his greatest threat: his unresolved sexual desire for his mother.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
9274	but they said it would match all skin tones automatically	1.0968	0.05398	31	28	3	0
9275	he doesn't acknowledge me anymore, it's like I'm not even there	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
9276	Your ever-changing personality has me believing th -- wait, where did you go?	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
9277	Before we embark on a lengthy treatment, let me float an idea. Senator from Alabama.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
9278	I wonder.....will he notice?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
9279	Do you accept flies instead of insurance?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
9280	The stay at home order has been lifted for months. So why do I still feel so isolated, so unseen...	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
9281	Paint me like one of your French Girls, Jack.” *paints couch with extra lumps	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
9282	I dunno Doc, change just shouldn't be this hard.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
9283	OK,OK. I’ll have it reupholstered for your next session.	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
9284	I love my scales but I can’t deal with the psoriasis	1.0926	0.03982	54	49	5	0
9285	In therapy, change can happen at any time.	1.0909	0.04384	44	40	4	0
9286	this wish to become spokescreature for any life-changing product stems from... what do you think...?	1.0909	0.04384	44	40	4	0
9287	As if” personality sounds a little harsh. I’m a chameleon after all	1.0909	0.04384	44	40	4	0
9288	And how does being a karma karma karma karma karma chameleon make you feel?	1.0909	0.04384	44	40	4	0
9289	I keep thinking I’m a green lizard who wants to climb the walls.	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
9290	Alight, I too shall submit my tax returns.	1.0909	0.04384	44	40	4	0
9291	So now even the couch is ploting with the patient, not gonna lie, I feel threatened	1.0909	0.04695	55	51	3	1
9292	So..tell me about your fixation on flies.	1.0893	0.03845	56	51	5	0
9293	I can see your eyes, alright. Just do not tell her what you see. Go on!! Catch that lizard.	1.0893	0.03845	56	51	5	0
9294	Hmmm ... You say that no one notices you . . .	1.0889	0.04290	45	41	4	0
9295	When you say you don't feel seen, do you mean emotionally seen or physically seen?	1.0851	0.04114	47	43	4	0
9296	So, were using that part of your brain that controls your automatic self-preserving behavior?	1.0851	0.04114	47	43	4	0
9297	hmmm you so you are having trouble adapting to change?	1.0851	0.04114	47	43	4	0
9298	So tell me,when did you realize you wanted to become a psychotherapist?	1.0833	0.04672	36	33	3	0
9299	Geez Doc, I just wanna blend in	1.0833	0.04672	36	33	3	0
9300	Skinny jeans, side parts, and floral prints are all out?	1.0833	0.04031	48	44	4	0
9301	So have you been feeling colourful lately ?	1.0811	0.05976	37	35	1	1
9302	So, your mother said 'The best way to get along is to just blend in	1.0800	0.03876	50	46	4	0
9303	Maybe that‘s only neurotic, but I never feel seen.	1.0800	0.03876	50	46	4	0
9304	I gwanna, I gwanna, I gwanna. Perhaps it’s time to actively pursue one of your dreams.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
9305	I fear that I won’t be able to blend in, once this is all over	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
9306	...so, how long have you been thinking of suicide?	1.0784	0.03802	51	47	4	0
9307	What do you think a less anxious version of yourself would look like?.	1.0784	0.03802	51	47	4	0
9308	To combat your avoidance tendency, I’m prescribing you three cans of bright red paint.	1.0755	0.04547	53	50	2	1
9309	That Talking is recommended and there are no exemptions for lizards and dragons.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
9310	Identical sharp nose for both the man & the lizard" "Mandakolathur Subramanian	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
9311	So I've been climbing the walls because of my background?	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
9312	Thanks, you've given me a great idea for my next presentation to the Psychoanalytic Institute. Projection: the Chameleon Theory.	1.0714	0.03473	56	52	4	0
9313	While Dr. Simon completed his notes about the patients insomnia, the Gila Monster started thinking "Midnight Snack".	1.0714	0.04022	42	39	3	0
9314	You keep saying, "I wanna, I wanna," but you're not making me understand what it is you want.	1.0698	0.03931	43	40	3	0
9315	I think I gotta write something mind blowing, because my readers are camouflage.	1.0698	0.03931	43	40	3	0
9316	No matter how bright and flowery you are on the outside you feel invisible to others.	1.0682	0.03844	44	41	3	0
9317	Turns out, she was just a herpetology major.	1.0682	0.03844	44	41	3	0
9318	Annie: “I don’t know, do people really change?” Helen: “I think they do.” Annie: “But they still stay who they are, pretty much.” Helen: “I think we change all the time.” Annie: “I think we stay the same, but grow a little bit.” Helen: “I think if you’re growing, then you’re changing.” Annie: “But we’re not changing from who we are, which we always stay as.” Helen: “Not really, I don’t think so.”	1.0667	0.03761	45	42	3	0
9319	With this cool camo he obviously can't see me.	1.0652	0.03681	46	43	3	0
9320	Geez...and I thought my chirping was loud.	1.0625	0.03531	48	45	3	0
9321	Let go of your urges to blend in, and mix it up.	1.0625	0.03531	48	45	3	0
9322	Doc help me to stand out from the crowd as I'm blending in soo much...	1.0625	0.04619	48	46	1	1
9323	I want to keep changing but the world keeps starting the same	1.0612	0.03460	49	46	3	0
9324	Not getting the Oscar for your title role upset you?	1.0571	0.03981	35	33	2	0
9325	‘I just don’t get it. Every time I meet her, she disappears. What am I doing wrong, Doc?’	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
9326	‘So you suffer from ‘being too adaptable’?’ / ‘so it is attachment issues, you say?’ / ‘somebody is always following you? Well, you should look beyond your skin’ / ‘do you feel authentic? Maybe you should try to deattach yourself from toxic environment’ / ‘you just reflect what is going outside, it is normal, accept those feelings’ / ‘do you feel like you are in your own skin?’	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
9327	It all started at the castle ...	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
9328	‘I don’t think it’s possible for you to blend in anymore’	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
9329	Wikipedia will not resolve my identity crisis.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
9330	I try to fit in but no one notices me...Hello, Doc! I'm over here.	1.0465	0.03249	43	41	2	0
9331	You know, they always told me I cannot fit in.	1.0400	0.02799	50	48	2	0
9332	...and is highly susceptible to hypnosis.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
9333	It seems as though you’re mentioning saving money on insurance whenever someone tries to get close to knowing the real you..	1.0233	0.02353	43	42	1	0
9334	Hmm...Franz did not finish your story. Sorry, can't help you.	1.0222	0.02247	45	44	1	0

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