Contest #756 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2021-05-24T00:02:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2021-06-07T00:04:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2021-06-01T00:03:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	June 7, 2021
Number of captions	9335
Number of responses	774284
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	And just when I finally got comfortable in my own skin, she repainted the bedroom.	1.9387	0.01475	3068	1124	1008	936
1	I’m referring you to another therapist. I’m afraid I can’t see you any longer.	1.8980	0.01319	3745	1430	1267	1048
2	Patient failed to show for yet another session…	1.8871	0.01644	2462	973	794	695
3	If you’re still here, your time is up.	1.8821	0.01511	2944	1183	925	836
4	Why am I always the one who needs to change?	1.8755	0.02059	1478	566	530	382
5	It’s like she doesn’t even know I’m there. I may as well be part of the furniture.	1.8642	0.01817	1855	711	685	459
6	I prefer the old couch.It looked better on me	1.8545	0.01829	1904	765	651	488
7	Adapts well to changing environments.	1.8534	0.02137	1351	530	489	332
8	Yes, that’s impressive, but I’m talking about changing who you are on the inside.	1.8525	0.01544	2780	1156	878	746
9	You really shouldn’t let your background define you.	1.8490	0.01823	1920	779	652	489
10	So you think it's a reptile dysfunction?	1.8487	0.02259	1355	586	388	381
11	No, wait! I can change!	1.8479	0.01529	2761	1133	915	713
12	And my father was almost never around... I think.	1.8459	0.01802	2018	840	649	529
13	Growing up all I ever heard was 'Just blend in'.	1.8429	0.02320	1076	409	427	240
14	It's like, why's it always me that has to change?	1.8407	0.01689	2210	900	762	548
15	Hmm. I'm beginning to see a pattern.	1.8397	0.01699	2352	1017	695	640
16	This seems to be a recurring pattern with you.	1.8361	0.01718	2014	790	764	460
17	I'd like, just once, to stand out in a crowd.	1.8318	0.02128	1320	524	494	302
18	So tell me a little bit about your background.	1.8317	0.01945	1598	640	587	371
19	On the plus side, you seem to have no trouble fitting in	1.8296	0.01703	1983	768	785	430
20	I see you've been struggling with a reptile dysfunction	1.8278	0.01888	1940	866	542	532
21	I'm sorry, but change has to come from the inside.	1.8251	0.02828	766	313	274	179
22	But all I do is CHANGE!	1.8171	0.02320	1143	475	402	266
23	I told her I would never change, but we knew it was a lie.	1.8166	0.02460	1003	413	361	229
24	Patient keeps repeating old patterns.	1.8160	0.01979	1565	650	553	362
25	I'm just so tired of trying to blend in.	1.8110	0.02021	1471	607	535	329
26	Let's start with your background.	1.8106	0.02122	1452	638	451	363
27	Falling back into old patterns, I see.	1.8053	0.02552	914	378	336	200
28	First, you have to NOT want to change.	1.8019	0.02289	1282	590	359	333
29	I’d like to begin with your background.	1.8018	0.02218	1256	537	431	288
30	It's like they don't even see me.	1.7983	0.02195	1200	492	458	250
31	I'm starting to notice a pattern.	1.7956	0.02616	866	363	317	186
32	Do you start billing when I come in the room, or when you notice that I'm here?	1.7912	0.02387	1097	481	364	252
33	I'm beginning to see a pattern here.	1.7905	0.02337	1098	468	392	238
34	At least I'd never wear a plaid coat with striped trousers.	1.7893	0.02509	1068	495	303	270
35	Patient failed to show up...again.	1.7891	0.02426	1067	471	350	246
36	...and how long have you been experiencing this reptile dysfunction?	1.7872	0.02478	1076	494	317	265
37	I'm afraid I've become a product of my environment.	1.7864	0.02389	1030	436	378	216
38	Would you say this behavior is becoming a pattern?	1.7851	0.02482	1005	442	337	226
39	I'm afraid, Mr. Chameleon, I can't see you any longer.	1.7833	0.02475	992	432	343	217
40	So let’s talk about this constant need for change, shall we?	1.7821	0.03125	615	266	217	132
41	You say your parents just disappeared?	1.7817	0.02502	971	424	335	212
42	I’m detecting a pattern.	1.7800	0.03178	600	262	208	130
43	So, a bow tie with stripes and plaid, and I'm the one who needs analysis?	1.7769	0.02652	910	415	283	212
44	Sometimes people talk about me like I'm not even there.	1.7762	0.03422	478	199	187	92
45	I see you’re writing ‘hides from problems’ but I can explain	1.7736	0.03824	424	190	140	94
46	It's like no-one sees the real me.	1.7734	0.03765	428	189	147	92
47	I'm seeing a pattern here.	1.7711	0.03122	581	246	222	113
48	Note: After 10 sessions, patient still unwilling to show me his true colors.	1.7709	0.02686	838	371	288	179
49	Once again, patient fails to appear for his appointment.	1.7704	0.02724	832	374	275	183
50	Hold still, there's a fly in your lap.	1.7695	0.02765	820	373	263	184
51	I'm just having trouble finding myself, Doc.	1.7690	0.02664	831	363	297	171
52	In our last session you seemed blue. Has anything changed?	1.7679	0.02607	853	369	313	171
53	Sometimes I look in the mirror and I don't even recognize myself.	1.7659	0.02649	803	342	307	154
54	I think we're seeing a pattern, here.	1.7651	0.03212	545	232	209	104
55	Patient is uncomfortable in his own skin despite fitting in everywhere.	1.7626	0.03201	577	255	204	118
56	I don't know, I just always seem to fade into the background...	1.7607	0.02857	748	339	249	160
57	I often tell my clients that change comes from within, but I sense that's not the case with you.	1.7588	0.02743	742	318	285	139
58	But it IS my parents’ fault that I’m like this.	1.7583	0.02821	724	317	265	142
59	Doc,I'm worried my behavior is becoming a pattern.	1.7569	0.02916	724	332	236	156
60	I know I can change, doctor.	1.7565	0.02780	727	314	276	137
61	I just feel like no one really sees me.	1.7550	0.02858	706	311	257	138
62	And that’s when I told her, “baby, I can change	1.7525	0.02913	691	309	244	138
63	I see you falling into the same pattern every week.	1.7511	0.03011	663	302	224	137
64	Forget everything around you. What color do YOU want to be?	1.7511	0.03077	667	314	205	148
65	So both parents were cold blooded? How does that make you feel?	1.7511	0.02944	683	308	237	138
66	How long have you suffered from reptile dysfunction?	1.7511	0.03180	687	345	168	174
67	I blend in but I don’t fit in.	1.7472	0.03584	439	193	164	82
68	So, tell me about your need to fit in everywhere.	1.7471	0.03036	613	270	228	115
69	What makes you think no one notices you?	1.7453	0.02965	640	282	239	119
70	I'm feeling a bit blue today, but it could just be the couch.	1.7453	0.03143	632	298	197	137
71	So, you’re saying you didn’t miss your last two appointments.	1.7433	0.03204	635	309	180	146
72	No, doc, change is the one thing that ISN’T hard!	1.7428	0.03065	622	282	218	122
73	Yes, I've seen this pattern before.	1.7423	0.03120	617	285	206	126
74	On the plus side, you seem to have the ability to adapt to your surroundings.	1.7401	0.03110	604	275	211	118
75	Of course I tried blending in.	1.7396	0.03025	603	265	230	108
76	Patient says people treat her like part of the furniture	1.7371	0.03928	369	166	134	69
77	I just feel like no one can see the real me.	1.7370	0.03144	597	275	204	118
78	I just want to feel seen, you know?	1.7368	0.04576	266	118	100	48
79	And how long ago would you say you developed this pattern?	1.7350	0.03089	585	261	218	106
80	They only said I had to see my therapist, not that you had to see me.	1.7336	0.03354	518	238	180	100
81	Note: patient has constant need to “blend in”.	1.7330	0.03185	558	252	203	103
82	A plaid jacket and striped pants? I could never pull that off.	1.7327	0.03373	565	277	162	126
83	Yes, sometimes I'm a little blue. Or red. Or green. Maybe orange.	1.7316	0.04078	339	153	124	62
84	Doc, I just feel like no one really sees the real me	1.7296	0.03423	466	207	178	81
85	I’m having trouble finding myself.	1.7292	0.03269	554	259	186	109
86	Relax and share? Oh, I thought you said match the chair.	1.7291	0.03447	539	265	155	119
87	I can’t shake the feeling that wherever I go I just blend in...	1.7291	0.03984	347	155	131	61
88	“what makes you feel he treats you like you are part of the furniture?”	1.7285	0.03267	523	236	193	94
89	And why is it that you think no one notices you?	1.7284	0.03070	578	257	221	100
90	And why do you think no one seems to notice you?	1.7273	0.03295	539	251	184	104
91	Patient states he has trouble being seen. I think this is a pattern	1.7261	0.03359	533	253	173	107
92	Patient has yet to show up to an appointment.	1.7253	0.03544	517	258	143	116
93	I wonder when he'll notice I'm here for my appointment?	1.7253	0.03499	506	245	155	106
94	The sad irony is that I don’t like change.	1.7250	0.03602	509	257	135	117
95	I worry the changes you're making are only skin deep.	1.7239	0.03461	507	243	161	103
96	OK, SO NOW I'M GETTING ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO WEARS STRIPES WITH CHECK?	1.7231	0.03559	502	248	145	109
97	I’m beginning to see a pattern in your behavior.	1.7230	0.03717	379	166	152	61
98	Tell me about this constant desire to fit in.	1.7227	0.03446	512	246	162	104
99	No one takes me seriously, Doc. Wherever I go, it’s like I’m not even there.	1.7213	0.03214	531	240	199	92
100	I know, deep down, that I can change.	1.7176	0.03450	471	217	170	84
101	So when she called you cold-blooded, how did that make you feel?	1.7175	0.03443	485	227	168	90
102	I just feel a need to blend in	1.7171	0.03475	456	208	169	79
103	Patient failed to appear for appointment.	1.7166	0.03566	487	239	147	101
104	Do you think there's a pattern to my behavior?	1.7143	0.03471	455	208	169	78
105	It's like he doesn't even know I'm here.	1.7140	0.03468	451	205	170	76
106	Can you think of any reasons why people might not notice you?	1.7137	0.03516	461	216	161	84
107	I'd be less edgy if you went back to the plain leather couch.	1.7129	0.03676	418	195	148	75
108	My mother was cold-blooded.	1.7109	0.03663	467	233	136	98
109	Tell me more about your compulsion to adapt to any situation.	1.7094	0.03621	413	189	155	69
110	Do you think maybe you try too hard to fit in?	1.7080	0.03653	435	208	146	81
111	True, Doc. But on the other hand, you're wearing a plaid jacket and striped pants.	1.7077	0.03637	431	204	149	78
112	Tell me again why you think no one notices you.	1.7076	0.03394	448	200	179	69
113	It appears you go to extreme lengths to fit in.	1.7075	0.03625	424	198	152	74
114	I'm afraid I can no longer see you as my patient.	1.7070	0.03689	430	207	142	81
115	I’m sorry, I meant pattern of behavior.	1.7066	0.03658	426	202	147	77
116	I don't know Doc,sometimes I just feel invisible.	1.7052	0.03659	424	201	147	76
117	So when did you first start feeling that you were going unnoticed	1.7043	0.03718	416	199	141	76
118	Patient is willing to change.	1.7041	0.03696	419	200	143	76
119	Patient once again failed to show up to appointment	1.7041	0.03921	419	215	113	91
120	It’s been six months, doc, and I know it’s obsessive, but I can’t stop fantasizing about that fly on Mike Pence’s head.	1.7027	0.04005	407	211	106	90
121	She barely notices me, doc, like I'm just part of the furniture.	1.7026	0.03472	417	200	147	70
122	You're acting as if I'm not even here	1.7026	0.03803	343	151	143	49
123	Doc, sometimes I look in the mirror and I don’t recognize myself.	1.7021	0.03640	423	200	149	74
124	I don't want to be confrontational, but she's redecorating...in paisley. No one looks good in paisley.	1.7016	0.03703	429	209	139	81
125	So, you say your husband treats you like part of the furniture	1.7014	0.03843	422	213	122	87
126	Patient never showed up.	1.7005	0.03909	404	203	119	82
127	I can’t even recognize myself anymore	1.7000	0.03636	350	149	157	44
128	How long have you felt invisible?	1.6998	0.03549	423	195	160	68
129	In this case, I think Darwin may be more relevant than Freud.	1.6998	0.03773	403	194	136	73
130	Sure my dad was in the picture—not that I ever saw him.	1.6987	0.03936	395	198	118	79
131	I just wish I could stand out more.	1.6985	0.03713	398	187	144	67
132	Can you see a pattern?	1.6978	0.03656	417	198	147	72
133	Nobody notices me.	1.6972	0.03804	393	189	134	70
134	My parents were never around, or at least hard to find.	1.6958	0.03761	401	193	137	71
135	This is very stressful - don't you have a couch with no pattern?	1.6952	0.03725	397	188	142	67
136	I find myself repeating the same patterns.	1.6950	0.03524	423	195	162	66
137	Listen, I want to help, but this is only going to work if you show your true colors.	1.6950	0.03819	400	196	130	74
138	I feel like nobody ever sees the real me.	1.6943	0.03722	386	180	144	62
139	when did it occur to you that no one notices you at parties?	1.6943	0.03722	386	180	144	62
140	So, she left you for this lounge lizard…	1.6933	0.03994	375	187	116	72
141	Some times it feels like people barely even notice me.	1.6919	0.03985	344	163	124	57
142	So you feel that no one sees the real you?	1.6917	0.03668	412	197	145	70
143	So what I hear you saying is that no one sees you for you?	1.6912	0.03904	353	166	130	57
144	I'm probably someone who tends to hide from my problems. It's just my nature.	1.6907	0.03603	375	167	157	51
145	Now do you see a pattern?	1.6904	0.03899	365	175	128	62
146	My ex walked past me yesterday like she didn’t even see me	1.6903	0.03929	381	189	121	71
147	That's not unusual. I wear these glasses and bowtie to blend in with other psychiatrists.	1.6898	0.04051	361	180	113	68
148	These sessions only work if you show your true colors.	1.6892	0.03952	370	182	121	67
149	That jacket,those pants? Clash, clash, clash.	1.6889	0.03984	360	176	120	64
150	So, talk to me about this constant desire to fit in.	1.6889	0.03886	360	171	130	59
151	First, you've got to want to change.	1.6884	0.03810	398	196	130	72
152	Adapting to my surroundings has only made me feel more invisible.	1.6880	0.03916	359	172	127	60
153	Flowers are O.K., it's plaids that give me panic attacks	1.6880	0.03975	359	175	121	63
154	You see? I can change!	1.6865	0.03843	370	177	132	61
155	Stripes and plaid? I could never carry that off.	1.6861	0.03968	360	176	121	63
156	Nobody sees me for who I am.	1.6844	0.03933	339	159	128	52
157	I'm not going to recover the sofa just because you don't like that print on you.	1.6839	0.04163	348	177	104	67
158	Are there any other patterns that emerge?	1.6838	0.04074	351	175	112	64
159	Yes, yes...I do see a pattern here.	1.6835	0.03818	357	167	136	54
160	Could you hold me? I’ve always wanted to be plaid.	1.6835	0.03859	357	194	92	71
161	I just feel like no one can see my true colors.	1.6830	0.04113	347	174	109	64
162	I know you completely changed in the first five seconds, but you still have to pay for the full hour.	1.6829	0.04144	350	178	105	67
163	Do you always try to blend in?	1.6826	0.03909	356	171	127	58
164	I'm starting to see a pattern here	1.6808	0.04069	354	178	111	65
165	It’s like no one even sees me	1.6808	0.03929	354	171	125	58
166	Just once, I’d like to stand out.	1.6805	0.04206	338	172	102	64
167	Hey, did you hear me? I said sometimes I feel invisible...	1.6805	0.03992	338	162	122	54
168	So, when was the first time you felt the need to blend in?”	1.6804	0.04092	341	169	112	60
169	Client no-show, again."	1.6801	0.03877	347	181	103	63
170	We keep coming back to the same underlying issue-that real change comes from within.	1.6793	0.03990	343	166	121	56
171	Sometimes I think, "what if I WANTED to stand out?"	1.6791	0.04139	349	178	105	66
172	Can we switch places? I look much better in leather.	1.6778	0.04060	329	159	117	53
173	You know, real change comes from within.	1.6772	0.04100	347	175	109	63
174	And I just feel like no one ever notices me, you know?	1.6772	0.03997	347	170	119	58
175	I'm having trouble being seen for who I really am.	1.6769	0.04101	325	158	114	53
176	What are my feelings? Your jacket clashes with your pants.	1.6766	0.04231	334	171	100	63
177	I felt much more secure about my sexuality before you changed the upholstery.	1.6756	0.03950	336	160	125	51
178	You have what is called “A Reptile Dysfunction.”	1.6755	0.04325	339	180	89	70
179	You're not a psychopath, you're just cold-blooded.	1.6748	0.04132	329	163	110	56
180	So.. your mother insisted that you blend in ?	1.6745	0.04217	298	143	109	46
181	Sometimes I feel like no one sees the real me	1.6737	0.03994	334	161	121	52
182	On the bright side, you are very receptive to your surroundings	1.6718	0.04034	323	155	119	49
183	All I really want is to be noticed.	1.6717	0.03970	332	159	123	50
184	Fourteen across is camouflage.	1.6708	0.04163	322	160	108	54
185	So all that stuff that I did to those flies is confidential, right ?	1.6697	0.04203	327	166	103	58
186	Oh I'm willing to change Doc.	1.6688	0.04218	308	152	106	50
187	‘I feel like no one sees me for who I really am.’	1.6688	0.03809	308	154	109	45
188	This seems to be a repeating pattern for you.	1.6688	0.04283	311	157	100	54
189	Clinical note: 10:00 am no-showed again. I am doubting his commitment to change.	1.6687	0.04302	320	165	96	59
190	I’m fauna, but I identify as flora.	1.6687	0.04446	323	174	82	67
191	Patient displays overly conformist behavioral patterns...	1.6678	0.04298	301	150	101	50
192	Patient states he is depressed-didn't get GEICO job.	1.6677	0.04239	313	157	103	53
193	I keep finding myself trapped in the same patterns.	1.6677	0.04324	316	163	95	58
194	I feel like I don't see myself the way everyone else sees me.	1.6677	0.03776	325	147	139	39
195	I keep falling into the same patterns.	1.6667	0.04233	318	161	102	55
196	I just feel no one sees me for who I am.	1.6667	0.04212	297	144	108	45
197	I think I’m seeing a pattern here.	1.6667	0.04259	309	155	102	52
198	The session ended abruptly after a fly landed on the therapist's clipboard.	1.6667	0.04452	303	158	88	57
199	Reptile dysfunction?	1.6656	0.04477	299	156	87	56
200	Third no show in a row…	1.6656	0.04426	299	154	91	54
201	I’ll tell you Doc, despite appearances, I’ve always had trouble blending in.	1.6646	0.04114	316	155	112	49
202	Believe me, I know I can change.	1.6645	0.04318	304	154	98	52
203	She doesn’t appreciate that I’m always the one willing to change.	1.6634	0.04214	309	154	105	50
204	I make it look easy, but Change is hard!	1.6633	0.04453	297	154	89	54
205	No, no, no... I ATE my father.	1.6633	0.04567	294	156	81	57
206	So you feel you're not adjusting well to your new surroundings?	1.6613	0.03976	310	146	123	41
207	' she said she cant trust how I'm different person around different people	1.6612	0.04239	307	154	103	50
208	I wouldn't say I have trouble blending in.	1.6600	0.04267	300	150	102	48
209	Patient A No Show Again.	1.6598	0.04372	291	147	96	48
210	Change? I am TIRED of changing!!! That's why I'm here!	1.6597	0.04517	288	150	86	52
211	What if I don't want to change?	1.6574	0.04317	289	144	100	45
212	Do you really WANT to change?	1.6570	0.04465	277	140	92	45
213	The question is... do you want to change?	1.6560	0.04654	282	151	77	54
214	I guess it started with parents always telling me to fit in.	1.6560	0.04432	282	143	93	46
215	I think you’re disguising your feelings	1.6554	0.04319	296	150	98	48
216	Do you often feel like no one notices you?	1.6552	0.04363	290	147	96	47
217	I’m just tired of changing for everyone around me...	1.6551	0.04287	287	142	102	43
218	Tell me about your mother’s sofa.	1.6548	0.04559	281	147	84	50
219	Notes: 1. Classic persistent chameleon complex. 2. Clean couch after visit.	1.6544	0.04652	272	143	80	49
220	Patient exhibits repeating patterns.	1.6542	0.04278	295	148	101	46
221	How come I’m the one seeing the pattern here doc?	1.6542	0.04332	295	150	97	48
222	I’m beginning to see a pattern.	1.6537	0.04336	283	141	99	43
223	I see a pattern emerging...	1.6531	0.04427	271	135	95	41
224	Everyone always expects me to change.	1.6529	0.04434	291	151	90	50
225	Sounds like a classic case of reptile disfunction	1.6523	0.04616	279	148	80	51
226	Doc, is there a cure for reptile dysfunction?	1.6519	0.04653	270	142	80	48
227	Interesting, I see a pattern emerging.	1.6516	0.04263	287	142	103	42
228	Subject continues to express the fear that if he lets people see his true self, a large bird will eat him alive.	1.6514	0.04579	284	151	81	52
229	Took care of the fly on the wall. Now, we can talk privately.	1.6511	0.04631	278	148	79	51
230	So why do you feel people have trouble seeing the real you?	1.6509	0.04287	275	134	103	38
231	I don't know what's wrong with me. I keep changing myself just to fit in.	1.6509	0.04379	275	137	97	41
232	So tell me, do your surroundings have an influence on how you see yourself?	1.6507	0.04568	272	141	85	46
233	But, doc, aren’t we all a product of our environment?	1.6504	0.04496	266	134	91	41
234	Now, can we talk about your reptile dysfunction?	1.6500	0.04606	280	149	80	51
235	... and patient displays conformity issues.	1.6498	0.04445	277	141	92	44
236	I see you are repeating a pattern here	1.6496	0.04716	274	148	74	52
237	If you really want to help me, you'll change this upholstery.	1.6491	0.04667	265	139	80	46
238	I"m just dying to jump on his plaid jacket.	1.6481	0.04538	270	139	87	44
239	'Derrick's angst grew after he noticed the therapists striped trousers and checkered blazer."	1.6479	0.04789	267	145	71	51
240	Last night I dreamt I crawled onto a Jackson Pollock painting and exploded.	1.6457	0.04865	254	137	70	47
241	Doc, I just keep falling into the same patterns.	1.6444	0.04692	270	145	76	49
242	Will I see you next week?	1.6443	0.04719	253	132	79	42
243	Is this a pattern for you?	1.6437	0.04474	261	131	92	38
244	Let's talk about your reptile dysfunction.	1.6434	0.04961	258	144	62	52
245	I think I’m too easily influenced.	1.6431	0.04648	269	143	79	47
246	Now that we’ve had a few sessions, are you starting to see a pattern?	1.6431	0.04339	269	133	99	37
247	My next patient (yet to arrive) is still hiding aspects of himself.	1.6431	0.04748	297	171	61	65
248	Sometimes I just feel that people don’t see the real me.	1.6421	0.04562	271	142	84	45
249	My problem is your jacket doesn’t match your pants.	1.6420	0.04823	257	139	71	47
250	So, you’re telling me, change comes from within?”	1.6420	0.04663	257	134	81	42
251	I'm always worried that I don't blend in.	1.6417	0.04607	254	130	85	39
252	She said I'd never change. Can you believe that?	1.6409	0.04668	259	136	80	43
253	I feel like no one even sees me.	1.6390	0.04428	277	143	91	43
254	Are you sensing a pattern?	1.6382	0.04623	246	125	85	36
255	‘And I feel like people don’t even SEE me anym... ... ...37 across is ‘Oreo.’	1.6378	0.05000	254	143	60	51
256	I’m starting to notice a pattern here..	1.6378	0.04712	254	134	78	42
257	I feel as if nobody sees me for who I really am.	1.6374	0.04785	262	143	71	48
258	I’ve spent my whole life trying to blend in. And now I hate myself for it.	1.6367	0.04551	256	131	87	38
259	So you feel like no one truly sees you?	1.6364	0.04685	242	124	82	36
260	After thirty minutes, I realized the patient was already on the couch	1.6356	0.04786	247	131	75	41
261	The patient's anxiety appears to stem from an acute case of Reptile Dysfunction"	1.6356	0.04889	247	134	69	44
262	...I just think that my parents always overemphasised the importance of blending in.	1.6356	0.04547	236	116	90	30
263	I’m tired of being treated like part of the furniture “	1.6353	0.04634	255	133	82	40
264	"I am so tired of blending in."	1.6352	0.04471	244	120	93	31
265	It’s like, most days I look in the mirror, and don’t even recognize myself	1.6345	0.04619	249	128	84	37
266	This is the fourth week in a row Mr. Chameleon hasn't shown up for his appointment"	1.6345	0.04711	238	122	81	35
267	We'll need a green couch if I'm going to show you my true self.	1.6340	0.04909	235	125	71	39
268	Patient has become unrecognizable	1.6339	0.04749	254	136	75	43
269	My friends say I’ve changed.	1.6336	0.04690	232	117	83	32
270	... sometimes I think I just try too hard to blend in.	1.6329	0.04841	237	125	74	38
271	I feel like I keep blending in.... Hello?.... I'm right here.	1.6325	0.04853	234	123	74	37
272	But am I too adaptable?	1.6316	0.04455	266	137	90	39
273	I just feel like I fit in everywhere	1.6314	0.04631	236	119	85	32
274	Really? Learn to assimilate is the best advice you have?	1.6307	0.04887	241	130	70	41
275	I just wish someone saw my true colours	1.6300	0.04608	227	112	87	28
276	Have you noticed any patterns in your behavior?	1.6295	0.04865	224	116	75	33
277	I know I can change.	1.6289	0.04627	256	135	81	40
278	I have trouble showing my true colors.	1.6289	0.04560	256	133	85	38
279	It’s like I don’t even recognize myself anymore.	1.6282	0.04782	234	122	77	35
280	Perhaps you're trying too hard to fit in.	1.6277	0.04908	231	123	71	37
281	I just wish people could see the real me.	1.6277	0.04831	231	121	75	35
282	Let's see how you feel on the curtains.	1.6275	0.04931	247	137	65	45
283	Maybe I try too hard to fit in.	1.6275	0.04476	247	124	91	32
284	I feel like I am always changing to fit in.	1.6272	0.04841	228	119	75	34
285	I just always feel invisible	1.6271	0.04636	236	120	84	32
286	Yes, but you have to want to change.	1.6266	0.04799	233	122	76	35
287	You will still be billed whether I can see you or not.	1.6266	0.04784	241	128	75	38
288	You see I'm always the one changing for others	1.6261	0.04986	222	118	69	35
289	First, you must want to change.	1.6255	0.04614	235	119	85	31
290	You still can’t change color? I’m sorry to say it sounds like reptile dysfunction.	1.6250	0.05032	224	121	66	37
291	I find it difficult to stand out.	1.6245	0.04707	229	122	73	34
292	Let’s talk more about your need to fit in…	1.6229	0.04868	236	127	71	38
293	- ... and then she comes home with a Porsche logo on her skin, what was I supposed to think?	1.6228	0.04965	228	123	68	37
294	I know it’s in my genes, but I can’t stand change.	1.6227	0.05026	220	118	67	35
295	I don't know, doc - I just feel I always fade into the background.	1.6227	0.04771	220	112	79	29
296	Sometimes I just feel like nobody really sees me doc	1.6226	0.04628	212	103	86	23
297	Just be yourself. Don't try so hard to blend in.	1.6222	0.04938	225	120	70	35
298	I notice a recurring pattern here	1.6215	0.05008	214	113	69	32
299	3:32 pm - Patient completely disappeared.	1.6210	0.04920	219	115	72	32
300	There's a fly on your sleeve that's driving me crazy.	1.6210	0.04834	219	113	76	30
301	I am starting to see a pattern in your behavior	1.6204	0.05017	216	115	68	33
302	I feel like no one really sees me.	1.6201	0.04872	229	122	72	35
303	I just don't feel seen sometimes.	1.6195	0.04843	226	119	74	33
304	Have you experienced any changes in the patterns of your daily life?	1.6192	0.04600	239	128	76	35
305	But... the question is... how do you see yourself?	1.6192	0.04444	239	119	92	28
306	Once again the patient is a no show.	1.6190	0.04722	231	120	79	32
307	Relax, the changes you're going through are perfectly normal.	1.6190	0.05041	210	111	68	31
308	I told you I could change.	1.6189	0.04602	244	127	83	34
309	Your problem is that you try too hard to blend in.	1.6186	0.04725	215	108	81	26
310	Sometimes I feel like he doesn't even notice me.	1.6186	0.05122	215	117	63	35
311	Does this print make me look paranoid?	1.6184	0.05190	207	112	62	33
312	My parents? Unpredictable, but often cold.	1.6178	0.04983	225	122	67	36
313	I've changed so many times I'm not sure of who I am anymore	1.6176	0.04914	238	131	67	40
314	Yes, you can change. But you have to want to change.	1.6172	0.05062	209	111	67	31
315	Well of course I fit a pattern !	1.6171	0.04955	222	119	69	34
316	Mind if I try on your plaid jacket?	1.6161	0.04889	211	109	74	28
317	Sometimes, I feel like there’s a lot of pressure to blend in, you know?	1.6161	0.04652	211	114	68	29
318	I feel like you never really see me.	1.6154	0.04897	208	107	74	27
319	I'm ready to change, Doc.	1.6151	0.04276	252	125	99	28
320	But you have to want to change.	1.6150	0.04848	226	120	73	33
321	I'm beginning to detect a pattern here.	1.6150	0.04945	213	112	71	30
322	If you continue to pretend you're not here, I can't help you.	1.6147	0.04814	218	113	76	29
323	My problem is nobody recognizes me.	1.6143	0.04774	223	116	77	30
324	Ok now, do you have problems adapting to new situations?	1.6140	0.04372	215	109	83	23
325	And would you say you have a willingness to change?	1.6135	0.04820	207	105	77	25
326	I'd say that you are trying too hard to blend in.	1.6135	0.05195	207	113	61	33
327	Why do you think it's so important for you to always 'fit in'?	1.6132	0.04828	212	109	76	27
328	My wife says I've fallen into the same pattern.	1.6126	0.05041	222	122	64	36
329	It feels like you’re hiding something...	1.6123	0.04607	227	123	72	32
330	Let's talk about your obsessive need to blend in...	1.6121	0.04930	214	113	71	30
331	So you're tired of just blending in?	1.6118	0.04936	237	132	65	40
332	I feel like nobody ever really sees me.	1.6117	0.05032	206	109	68	29
333	$300 an hour and I still match the couch?	1.6114	0.05293	211	119	55	37
334	Yes, but first you have to want to change.	1.6114	0.04802	229	122	74	33
335	Patient still talking about his background...	1.6111	0.05336	198	109	57	32
336	Sometimes I'll perch on my wife's clothes just to feel pretty.	1.6111	0.05236	216	122	56	38
337	I just feel so much pressure to conform.	1.6109	0.04479	221	116	78	27
338	No, I meant ‘cold blooded’ literally, not psychologically.	1.6103	0.04768	213	109	78	26
339	Besides floral, how does that make you feel?	1.6103	0.04950	213	113	70	30
340	Doc, I get the feeling you don't really see me.	1.6100	0.04952	200	103	72	25
341	Just as I thought. He's doing a crossword.	1.6100	0.05572	200	116	46	38
342	So, what do you mean exactly when you say "product of my environment?"	1.6095	0.05096	210	114	64	32
343	Stripes and plaid at the same time? Now THAT'S a challenge!	1.6093	0.05090	215	118	63	34
344	I see. Tell me more about when you started feeling the pressure to blend in.	1.6091	0.05061	197	103	68	26
345	Sometimes I just feel like they don’t see me for ME, you know?	1.6091	0.04655	220	112	82	26
346	Sometimes I feel like no one truly sees me.	1.6087	0.04922	207	108	72	27
347	You are making great progress. Next week we will try plaid.	1.6085	0.04879	212	116	65	31
348	Overly susceptible to environmental stimuli.	1.6080	0.05270	199	109	59	31
349	So how long would you say you haven't felt seen?	1.6078	0.05215	204	112	60	32
350	What do I have to do to get noticed?	1.6078	0.05169	204	111	62	31
351	Sometimes I feel like I fit in a little TOO much	1.6075	0.05023	214	116	66	32
352	What do you mean you can’t see me anymore?	1.6073	0.05290	191	103	60	28
353	I've never stood out from the crowd.	1.6073	0.04976	219	119	67	33
354	So, when did you first start noticing your surroundings changing to match YOU?	1.6071	0.05334	196	108	57	31
355	I dont know Doctor, just once I wish I could find myself.	1.6070	0.05085	201	107	66	28
356	I just feel so, you know - invisible.	1.6059	0.04850	203	104	75	24
357	I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were here.	1.6059	0.05143	203	110	63	30
358	Patient no longer identifies as "paisley."	1.6058	0.05228	208	116	58	34
359	Patient excels at adapting to change.	1.6058	0.05093	208	113	64	31
360	I have a tendency to fade into the background.	1.6050	0.05057	200	106	67	27
361	You seem to be stuck in a pattern	1.6045	0.05085	220	123	61	36
362	I bet he'd notice me if I sucked that pen out of his hand.	1.6041	0.05168	197	106	63	28
363	You seem to be fitting in better.	1.6040	0.05020	202	107	68	27
364	I just want to be seen for who I am, and not part of the furniture.	1.6039	0.05294	207	117	55	35
365	1:34 PM: client still hasn't arrived for appointment	1.6038	0.05280	212	121	54	37
366	How long have you had this compulsion to blend in?	1.6034	0.04562	232	120	84	28
367	Tell me the last time you've truly felt seen.	1.6029	0.04935	204	107	71	26
368	So you are having problems finding yourself	1.6029	0.05079	204	110	65	29
369	So sometimes you feel blue, but other times....floral pattern?	1.6021	0.05549	191	109	49	33
370	Doctor, I don't believe you really see me.	1.6020	0.05290	196	108	58	30
371	Wanting to change is the first step.	1.6020	0.04992	201	106	69	26
372	OK, you win--it's a compulsion. Now can you please bring back the beige one?	1.6010	0.05249	198	109	59	30
373	Once again, Mr. Albertson, we see you falling into a familiar pattern.	1.6000	0.05313	195	108	57	30
374	This patient shows a pattern of superior adaptability to its immediate surroundings.	1.6000	0.04953	195	101	71	23
375	It's difficult for me to stand out.	1.6000	0.04454	225	113	89	23
376	I've seen 'green with envy,' so now show me what 'feeling blue' looks like.	1.6000	0.05105	190	100	66	24
377	Perhaps you're trying too hard to blend in.	1.6000	0.05210	185	98	63	24
378	It's just a reptile dysfunction. Don't worry, it's not what it sounds like.	1.6000	0.05371	190	105	56	29
379	When last did you really feel seen?	1.5990	0.04787	207	107	76	24
380	Your pattern of behavior inevitably leads to a reptile dysfunction.	1.5989	0.05665	182	104	47	31
381	What am I, part of the furniture?	1.5981	0.05171	209	117	59	33
382	Looks like that 2pm is a no show.	1.5979	0.04974	194	101	70	23
383	I´m good at this but that jacket will be a challenge	1.5979	0.05447	189	106	53	30
384	No matter how hard I work, I just don't seem to stand out at the company.	1.5978	0.05234	184	98	62	24
385	You know doc, I just can’t stop changing for other people	1.5978	0.05456	184	102	54	28
386	Last session you said you had an overwhelming need to fit in. Any progress?	1.5973	0.04867	221	120	70	31
387	May 17th. Patient failed to show.	1.5968	0.05622	186	107	47	32
388	Change doesn’t always come from within.	1.5968	0.05303	186	101	59	26
389	Yes, I could refer you to Dr. Jones, who has a plaid couch.	1.5967	0.05416	181	99	56	26
390	Patient no-showed his appointment, yet again.	1.5963	0.05252	218	127	52	39
391	Day 3, patient stills refuses to show up for treatment.	1.5962	0.05182	213	121	57	35
392	And you often feel you go unnoticed?	1.5960	0.04901	198	103	72	23
393	I feel like I always have to fit in	1.5960	0.05055	198	106	66	26
394	It feels like people never really see me for who I am.	1.5956	0.05258	183	98	61	24
395	So, tell me about your obsessive desire to blend in.	1.5955	0.04578	220	113	83	24
396	I've tried to change so many times...	1.5950	0.04599	200	109	67	24
397	Perhaps a change of scenery would do you well.	1.5949	0.05608	195	115	44	36
398	Yeah, but you can hear me, right?	1.5946	0.05044	185	101	60	24
399	And when did you first experience this compulsion to assimilate?	1.5946	0.05044	185	96	68	21
400	Is that a fly on your tie?	1.5946	0.05382	185	102	56	27
401	I can't help you until you really don't want to change.	1.5944	0.05554	180	101	51	28
402	Do you think you’ve made progress toward your goal of blending in?	1.5944	0.05088	180	93	67	20
403	Sometimes I feel like people don’t see me for me	1.5935	0.04675	214	111	79	24
404	So, you say your mother was cold blooded?	1.5928	0.05681	194	116	41	37
405	I'm afraid to show my true colors.	1.5926	0.05242	189	103	60	26
406	I do need help, but I would never combine checks and stripes.	1.5926	0.05605	189	110	46	33
407	I've noticed a tendency to do this when I ask for your copay.	1.5924	0.05461	184	103	53	28
408	I just never feel like I blend in.	1.5922	0.05467	179	99	54	26
409	Now that I think about it, my mother always tried to blend in too.	1.5920	0.04976	201	110	64	27
410	I can see you, you know	1.5909	0.05656	176	100	48	28
411	So you say you don't feel comfortable in your own skin.	1.5909	0.05599	176	99	50	27
412	Why is it always me that needs to change, ya know?	1.5909	0.05770	176	102	44	30
413	I really hate the new upholstery.	1.5909	0.05422	176	96	56	24
414	I guess I'm just having trouble finding myself.	1.5904	0.05319	188	104	57	27
415	I don't need the entire patient history, only your most recent background.	1.5902	0.05541	183	104	50	29
416	Patient remains... evasive.	1.5899	0.05257	178	95	61	22
417	It’s hard you know...always changing. Always adapting. It’s like I can’t find the real me.	1.5899	0.05719	178	103	45	30
418	I've never really felt seen.	1.5895	0.05170	190	103	62	25
419	I feel a constant need to blend in"	1.5889	0.05214	180	96	62	22
420	Hmmm,yes. I’m beginning to detect a pattern.	1.5889	0.05093	180	94	66	20
421	Yes, I believe I'm capable of change.	1.5888	0.05232	197	110	58	29
422	I am having trouble blending in lately	1.5888	0.04926	197	104	70	23
423	I don’t like to interrupt, but I’ve been here for 40 minutes.	1.5886	0.05264	175	93	61	21
424	I never saw my dad around much as a child.	1.5885	0.05183	192	105	61	26
425	You have to stop trying to blend in and let them see the real you.	1.5882	0.05381	170	91	58	21
426	I feel like I’m constantly trying to be something I’m not!	1.5882	0.05502	187	107	50	30
427	And for how long have you had this feeling that no one notices you?	1.5873	0.04739	189	95	77	17
428	At Parties, no one ever seems to notice me.	1.5873	0.05247	189	104	59	26
429	I have a hard time not fitting in.	1.5871	0.05201	201	113	58	30
430	It's like I'm not even there.	1.5870	0.05301	184	101	58	25
431	Actually in your case, I don’t think change is possible.	1.5866	0.05414	179	99	55	25
432	I just don’t know how to make myself stand out!	1.5866	0.05297	179	97	59	23
433	But first you have to want to not change	1.5852	0.05487	176	98	53	25
434	Just once I’d like to stand out, you know?	1.5851	0.05324	188	105	56	27
435	New couch?	1.5848	0.05424	171	93	56	22
436	I don’t know. I guess I feel like people see right through me.	1.5843	0.05322	178	97	58	23
437	I thought I was a risky dresser, but your plaid on stripes beats me!	1.5838	0.05439	173	95	55	23
438	Patient's a no-show for the third time this week	1.5838	0.05798	173	101	43	29
439	Arthur, we seem to be making progress. Last week you seemed so blue.	1.5838	0.04846	185	102	61	22
440	Yoo-Hoo! I've been here an hour .	1.5833	0.05690	168	95	48	25
441	So, you feel you are constantly changing to suit others?	1.5829	0.05128	187	101	63	23
442	I liked your old couch better.	1.5829	0.05915	175	105	38	32
443	I feel like I always just blend into the background.	1.5824	0.04913	170	90	63	17
444	And why do you think you can't be yourself?	1.5820	0.05197	189	104	60	25
445	Have you ever considered just trying to be yourself?	1.5815	0.05077	184	98	65	21
446	I think I try too hard to fit in at times.	1.5815	0.05135	184	99	63	22
447	She keeps saying I’m hiding from her, I honestly don’t know how I can be any more transparent!	1.5814	0.05649	172	98	48	26
448	It's like she doesn't even see me.	1.5808	0.05655	167	94	49	24
449	But what if I don’t want to change?	1.5808	0.05591	167	93	51	23
450	Why can’t she just see me as I am??	1.5806	0.05151	186	101	62	23
451	Whaddya mean 'do I have trouble adapting to new environments?'	1.5801	0.05543	181	104	49	28
452	I'm a product of my environment Doc!	1.5801	0.05200	181	98	61	22
453	I don't know Doc, I'm just so tired of blending in.	1.5799	0.05412	169	92	56	21
454	She makes me feel invisible.	1.5793	0.05537	164	90	53	21
455	Sometimes I feel like they don't even see me.	1.5789	0.05301	171	92	59	20
456	I don't think she even notices me.	1.5789	0.05554	171	96	51	24
457	But that's just it doc. She told me NOT to change.	1.5789	0.05301	171	92	59	20
458	I'm tired of fitting in doc	1.5787	0.04829	197	104	72	21
459	It feels like no matter what I do..no one actually sees me. Ya know?	1.5786	0.05599	159	87	52	20
460	This is my last session unless you reupholster.	1.5786	0.06077	159	94	38	27
461	My problem, Doc, is that I feel invisible.	1.5786	0.05492	159	88	51	20
462	Perhaps you'd feel more at ease if you focused less on blending in and more on being yourself.	1.5786	0.05382	159	84	58	17
463	I could relax more easily on a solid color couch	1.5784	0.05059	185	99	65	21
464	Hmm.... I'm beginning to see a pattern here.	1.5784	0.05117	185	100	63	22
465	It seems to be a pattern with me	1.5780	0.05319	173	94	58	21
466	I’m diagnosing you with reptile dysfunction.	1.5779	0.05439	199	118	47	34
467	Your jacket reminds me of my mother.	1.5778	0.05679	180	106	44	30
468	No matter how hard I try to stand out, I always end up just blending in.	1.5778	0.05399	180	101	54	25
469	How long have you felt that people just don't see the real you?	1.5776	0.05406	161	86	57	18
470	Patient appears to have disappeared	1.5776	0.05686	161	90	49	22
471	Dr., I'm so tired of just "fitting in".	1.5776	0.05111	161	82	65	14
472	There's no need to go out of your way to blend in here. Please just be yourself.	1.5771	0.05274	175	95	59	21
473	That’s when I realized I’m turning into my mother’s couch.	1.5769	0.06103	156	92	38	26
474	and you say you've been feeling off colour for how long..?	1.5767	0.05092	189	103	63	23
475	I've done flowers long enough; now I wan'na try your jacket.	1.5767	0.05700	163	92	48	23
476	And you say you can’t understand the connection between lounge and lizard?	1.5762	0.05035	210	119	61	30
477	Just as I thought, he's doodling.	1.5761	0.05475	184	106	50	28
478	So you say your tongue is always getting you in trouble.	1.5759	0.05557	158	86	53	19
479	Sometimes I feel invisible, Doctor.	1.5759	0.05484	158	85	55	18
480	...or am I just going through "The Change"?	1.5758	0.05582	165	92	51	22
481	But do you really WANT to change?	1.5756	0.05345	172	94	57	21
482	A pattern is starting to emerge	1.5754	0.05424	179	101	53	25
483	I feel that I've been overlooked all my life.	1.5750	0.05433	160	86	56	18
484	I’m not charging for the first 30 minutes because I had no idea you were here.	1.5749	0.05786	167	97	44	26
485	Lately I have this feeling like I just blend into the background.	1.5747	0.05423	174	97	54	23
486	It's horrible Doctor. Sometimes I just feel invisible... like nobody sees me	1.5747	0.05299	174	95	58	21
487	You've clearly learned how to blend in.	1.5746	0.04901	181	94	70	17
488	Doctor, I seem to have lost my identity this past year. I get too absorbed in my surroundings.	1.5741	0.05662	162	91	49	22
489	Blends in well, but gets anxious near plaid.	1.5741	0.05796	162	93	45	24
490	You say you often feel like part of the furniture. Why do you think that is?	1.5741	0.04740	162	91	54	17
491	I sense you are easily influenced by others.	1.5741	0.05455	162	88	55	19
492	no matter what i do, i just can’t seem to stand out from the crowd.	1.5741	0.05525	162	89	53	20
493	So you’re not feeling “seen” by those around you? Tell me more.	1.5740	0.05352	169	92	57	20
494	So, why do you think people don’t notice you?	1.5732	0.05610	164	92	50	22
495	I get very absorbed in my surroundings	1.5732	0.05406	164	89	56	19
496	I don't get it, Doc - what's wrong with trying to blend in?"	1.5732	0.05610	164	92	50	22
497	When did you first notice your need to blend in	1.5731	0.05434	171	95	54	22
498	I tell people it’s a defense mechanism, but deep down I know I’m just showing off	1.5723	0.05882	159	92	43	24
499	No. You can't sit on my lap because you prefer plaid.	1.5723	0.05324	173	95	57	21
500	At parties, it's like I blend into the background	1.5714	0.05482	161	88	54	19
501	So, have there been any changes since our last session?	1.5714	0.05622	161	90	50	21
502	you're talking to a lizard, and I'm on the couch?	1.5714	0.05759	161	92	46	23
503	It’s as if no one truly sees me	1.5714	0.05313	189	108	54	27
504	My apologies as once again I forgot you were here.	1.5705	0.05465	156	84	55	17
505	Everyone in my family wants to blend in, and I just want to stand out for once.	1.5705	0.05427	156	91	44	21
506	So you feel as if people don’t see you for who you are?	1.5700	0.07000	100	55	33	12
507	Deep down I just don't feel seen. Nobody sees my true colors.	1.5698	0.05311	179	100	56	23
508	I want them to see my true colors	1.5698	0.05475	172	97	52	23
509	Note to self...reupholster.	1.5697	0.05452	165	91	54	20
510	I wish you'd get a different sofa, Doc. I hate myself in floral.	1.5696	0.05634	158	88	50	20
511	But I don't want to change.	1.5695	0.05831	151	85	46	20
512	I can’t help but camouflage my true feelings.	1.5695	0.05755	151	84	48	19
513	Frankly, I preferred the striped pattern you have before you reupholstered. It was so much more slimming.	1.5690	0.05488	174	99	51	24
514	And what color did that make you feel?	1.5690	0.05667	174	102	45	27
515	Do you have any regrets about kissing the princess?	1.5690	0.05549	174	100	49	25
516	Well doc, it all started because my parents disappeared when I was little....	1.5688	0.05856	160	93	43	24
517	Elbert couldn't hide from his feelings, but he got pretty good at hiding from his therapist, and that was close enough.	1.5683	0.05281	183	103	56	24
518	Despite years of therapy, Cam continued to feel like his changes were only skin deep	1.5682	0.05617	176	103	46	27
519	Sometimes I don’t know where I end and everything else begins	1.5677	0.05300	155	89	47	19
520	...and then she told me she was colorblind, and I just felt like, well, this is going no where.	1.5677	0.05199	192	109	57	26
521	I can change Doc, I swear!	1.5673	0.05501	171	97	51	23
522	She named me Waldo. Do you see what kind of sick sense of humor my mother has?	1.5669	0.05945	157	92	41	24
523	Do you feel that you always have to be the one to adapt?	1.5663	0.05628	166	95	48	23
524	The paisley pattern has always been difficult for me	1.5663	0.05294	166	90	58	18
525	Take it from me, that design doesn't attract females.	1.5660	0.05680	159	90	48	21
526	I have this recurring dream where I look in a mirror and see an empty bathroom.	1.5657	0.05759	175	105	41	29
527	Doc, it’s NOT denial. I swear, the couch changed to look like ME!	1.5655	0.05641	168	97	47	24
528	When I look at you, I see a pattern	1.5652	0.05627	161	91	49	21
529	My mother never let me show my true colors.	1.5649	0.05366	154	82	57	15
530	She called me a snake.	1.5646	0.05956	147	84	43	20
531	Diagnosis: Obsessively worries about blending in.	1.5644	0.05575	163	92	50	21
532	Cold-blooded parents, check...	1.5644	0.05438	163	90	54	19
533	I was raised in a really chaotic environment. Mostly plaid, but also some floral.	1.5641	0.05470	156	85	54	17
534	Why do you keep writing missed appointment?	1.5641	0.05356	156	91	45	20
535	I’m tired of trying to be all things to all people.	1.5641	0.05242	195	113	54	28
536	I'm sorry, I didn't notice you were still here.	1.5641	0.05693	156	88	48	20
537	Hmmm, I've noticed a pattern emerging	1.5641	0.05765	156	89	46	21
538	Blending into the background is not the solution to all your problems, you know!	1.5633	0.05420	158	86	55	17
539	This is a safe space Gerald, no need to hide.	1.5632	0.05432	174	99	52	23
540	Patient may be delusional. Thinks he’s invisible.	1.5629	0.05669	167	97	46	24
541	Some days I just feel like I am fading into the background.	1.5629	0.05408	167	93	54	20
542	True change comes from within.	1.5629	0.05064	167	88	64	15
543	I don't know Doc... sometimes I just feel so invisible.	1.5625	0.05515	160	89	52	19
544	I just feel like no one ever really sees me.	1.5621	0.05704	153	86	48	19
545	Another no show today...	1.5621	0.05704	153	86	48	19
546	Of course I want to change, but I can't stop clinging to the same old patterns.	1.5621	0.05628	153	85	50	18
547	Real change comes from within.	1.5621	0.05551	153	84	52	17
548	I object to your diagnosis of reptile dysfunction.	1.5616	0.05496	146	78	54	14
549	Doc, I’ve been trying to blend in, but I seem to be losing myself.	1.5613	0.05185	155	81	61	13
550	I beg you, reupholster before my next session!	1.5605	0.05522	157	87	52	18
551	My wife says I’m cold-blooded and I should hold my tongue.	1.5603	0.06512	116	65	37	14
552	It's just, sometimes I feel like people don't even see me.	1.5602	0.05633	166	96	47	23
553	I see a pattern in your behavior	1.5602	0.05118	191	108	59	24
554	It’s like I’m invisible to him	1.5600	0.05868	150	86	44	20
555	Yeah doc, it’s pretty stressful trying to blend in all the time.	1.5593	0.05087	177	104	50	23
556	Plaid jacket, striped pants and a flowered chaise? This is not going to work.	1.5592	0.05810	152	87	45	20
557	I feel out of place no matter how hard I try to fit in.	1.5592	0.05658	152	90	41	21
558	I just feel like nobody sees the real me.	1.5590	0.05700	161	93	46	22
559	I think your compulsive need to blend in is a defense mechanism.	1.5588	0.05778	170	102	41	27
560	So to confirm, you want therapy to stop changing.	1.5586	0.05696	145	80	49	16
561	So, the guy wearing plaid with stripes says I’m the one with pattern issues?	1.5586	0.06408	145	89	31	25
562	As you can see doc, it’s not reptile dysfunction.	1.5586	0.06102	145	85	39	21
563	I identify as a couch.	1.5586	0.05438	145	77	55	13
564	The patient failed to show yet again.	1.5584	0.05603	154	86	50	18
565	You're the first person who's ever really seen me.	1.5578	0.05961	147	85	42	20
566	There are times when I just don't feel seen.	1.5578	0.05802	147	83	46	18
567	People act like I'm invisible.	1.5578	0.05640	147	81	50	16
568	We are making progress -I see a definite pattern emerging.	1.5577	0.05624	156	88	49	19
569	Even as a child, I longed to be seen.	1.5577	0.05980	156	93	39	24
570	Failed to show up for his appointment again.	1.5575	0.05496	174	101	49	24
571	You seam to have a need to blend in.	1.5570	0.05335	149	79	57	13
572	So, where do you see yourself in ten minutes?	1.5570	0.05853	158	93	42	23
573	It’s like they don’t even see me anymore	1.5570	0.05714	158	91	46	21
574	Still showing signs of hiding true self.	1.5563	0.05612	142	77	51	14
575	I feel like no one ever sees me for who I really am.	1.5562	0.05365	169	95	54	20
576	Your anxiety appears to spring from an inability to self-differentiate.	1.5562	0.05402	178	103	51	24
577	Yes, my suit was a conscious decision! Now, back to you...	1.5556	0.06057	144	84	40	20
578	This has become a recurring pattern for me.	1.5556	0.05632	153	86	49	18
579	I think it all stems from not seeing my parents enough when I was younger. I mean they were there, I just couldn’t see them!	1.5556	0.05895	144	82	44	18
580	So you’re telling me change is possible?	1.5556	0.05642	144	79	50	15
581	I just feel like I don't stand out.	1.5548	0.05753	146	82	47	17
582	...And how long have you had this feeling of “blending in”.	1.5548	0.05670	146	81	49	16
583	“I’m changing your meds. This is a serious side effect.“	1.5547	0.06122	137	79	40	18
584	It’s good to see that you really want to change.	1.5541	0.05884	157	93	41	23
585	Don't be embarrassed. Reptile Dysfunction is quite common.	1.5541	0.05854	148	85	44	19
586	I just want someone to see the real me.	1.5541	0.05775	148	84	46	18
587	I try hard to adapt in every environment. Okay, maybe too hard.	1.5541	0.05854	148	85	44	19
588	No one notices me... It's like I just blend in with the background....	1.5533	0.05718	150	85	47	18
589	I can do plaid.	1.5532	0.06158	141	83	38	20
590	You seem well-adapted to me.	1.5526	0.05962	152	90	40	22
591	Nobody ever sees the real me.	1.5524	0.06010	143	83	41	19
592	We spoke about this Camila, change needs to come from within	1.5524	0.05928	143	82	43	18
593	So, what I’m hearing you say is that you don’t feel seen.	1.5521	0.05376	163	91	54	18
594	Blends in, very adaptable, but a bit paranoid.	1.5519	0.05531	154	86	51	17
595	Patient displays extreme desire to blend in.	1.5519	0.05514	183	110	45	28
596	So, you're saying I disguise my feelings?	1.5517	0.05784	145	82	46	17
597	So, the change of scenery didn’t work.	1.5517	0.06107	145	86	38	21
598	Wallflower is probably not the correct term.	1.5517	0.05948	145	84	42	19
599	I see you haven’t changed much since our last session	1.5517	0.06028	145	85	40	20
600	It’s gotten to the point where even I don’t know who I am anymore.	1.5513	0.05554	156	88	50	18
601	Your shoes look like my cousin Leonard!	1.5510	0.05965	147	86	41	20
602	Why do you believe the couch is impeding our progress?	1.5507	0.06004	138	79	42	17
603	And people go on talking like I wasn't there... Hello?	1.5506	0.05788	158	93	43	22
604	I’m camouflaging my location, not hiding my emotions.	1.5503	0.05827	149	86	44	19
605	It's like I feel invisible sometimes.... Doc?	1.5503	0.05904	149	87	42	20
606	It's like no one really sees me.	1.5503	0.06276	149	92	32	25
607	I feel like nobody sees the real me!	1.5503	0.05302	169	95	55	19
608	I just want be noticed. Is that too much to ask?	1.5500	0.06276	140	84	35	21
609	And you say fitting in comes natural, but for some reason you still feel unseen. Interesting...	1.5500	0.05939	140	80	43	17
610	And how long have you had this fear of paisley?	1.5493	0.06288	142	86	34	22
611	Treatment seems to be working, as patient appears to be improving his ability to adapt more readily to new environments.	1.5493	0.04801	142	77	55	10
612	{ June 7. Patient expressed feelings of not being “seen”.}	1.5489	0.06533	133	81	31	21
613	Showing one's "true colors" is complicated.	1.5489	0.05794	133	73	47	13
614	I just can't help but feel ignored, like nobody can see me...	1.5486	0.06062	144	85	39	20
615	Wow. You are the best case of transference I've ever had.	1.5484	0.05946	155	93	39	23
616	I told my wife I can change, but she doesn't believe me.	1.5479	0.05757	146	83	46	17
617	How can I be assertive if I just keep blending in?	1.5476	0.05652	168	100	44	24
618	My mother never seemed to notice me.	1.5474	0.05766	137	76	47	14
619	I see—multiple identities. Right now, am I speaking with Camille or Leon?	1.5474	0.05479	137	73	53	11
620	Patient exhibits a clear desire to change.	1.5474	0.06300	137	82	35	20
621	Doc, it’s like no one ever notices me!	1.5471	0.05079	170	93	61	16
622	No one can ever see the real me.	1.5468	0.05706	139	77	48	14
623	Unwilling to change?! Me?!	1.5468	0.06060	139	81	40	18
624	Well doc, I feel like no one really sees me.	1.5461	0.05736	141	79	47	15
625	I’m afraid I can’t see you anymore.	1.5461	0.06244	141	85	35	21
626	And when did you start to feel this incessant need to blend in?	1.5461	0.05995	141	82	41	18
627	Love your office, doctor. This couch is so me.	1.5455	0.05797	154	93	39	22
628	No one can ever see me for who I really am.	1.5455	0.05458	154	86	52	16
629	You asked me how I felt about change, frankly.... i'm exhausted.	1.5455	0.05848	143	82	44	17
630	Sometimes I feel that people don’t really see the real me.	1.5448	0.05705	145	82	47	16
631	Even now, I don't really feel seen.	1.5448	0.05765	134	74	47	13
632	I've been sitting here for an hour and a half before you even noticed me, you know!	1.5448	0.05956	134	76	43	15
633	So you're saying you find it hard to stand out?	1.5448	0.05765	134	74	47	13
634	...hello? I said, I’m having an identity crisis. I don’t feel seen.	1.5443	0.05357	158	88	54	16
635	Patient refuses to be seen by me.	1.5442	0.05890	147	86	42	19
636	If you put some plaid wallpaper above the wainscoting, you could be the chameleon and I could be the psychiatrist.	1.5442	0.05969	147	87	40	20
637	Why do you feel the need to fit in?	1.5441	0.06074	136	79	40	17
638	Plaid jacket with striped pants, you're kidding, right?	1.5437	0.05871	160	97	39	24
639	And how does that pattern make you feel?	1.5437	0.05667	160	94	45	21
640	Everyone treats me like I’m invisible.	1.5436	0.05831	149	87	43	19
641	What makes you think no one notices you and you just blend in ?	1.5435	0.05919	138	79	43	16
642	I just have such a hard time being “me,” Doc.	1.5435	0.05645	138	76	49	13
643	I’m sorry to say our time is up, wherever you are.	1.5435	0.05919	138	79	43	16
644	Don't draw attention to yourself, just try to blend in... that's what I was taught from an early age.	1.5430	0.05538	151	85	50	16
645	Hmm, I'm starting to see a pattern here	1.5430	0.06214	151	94	32	25
646	I just want someone to notice me.	1.5430	0.05294	151	82	56	13
647	Ideally the transference should be with me, not the couch.	1.5429	0.06197	140	84	36	20
648	How do you want to be seen?	1.5429	0.05768	140	79	46	15
649	How do you pull off Stripes and Plaids so flawlessly?	1.5426	0.06128	129	74	40	15
650	I'm exhausted trying to blend in all the time.	1.5425	0.05485	153	86	51	16
651	Seriously...I just adapt. I adapt to anything. I adapt to everything. I can't control it. I love my mother, but I believe it's her fault.	1.5425	0.05790	153	90	43	20
652	I blame my mother and your interior decorator.	1.5423	0.06048	142	84	39	19
653	It’s okay, a lot of my patients do this when we discuss payment.	1.5423	0.05965	142	83	41	18
654	Why do you think you change colors?	1.5417	0.05903	144	84	42	18
655	Have you recovered from visiting the Picasso exhibit?	1.5417	0.06065	144	86	38	20
656	'Be the change'... right, doc?	1.5417	0.05985	144	85	40	19
657	No matter how I try to hide, for some insane reason people keep asking me how to save 15% or more on insurance.	1.5414	0.06270	133	79	36	18
658	People act like I'm not even there.	1.5411	0.05509	146	81	51	14
659	So, you feel like you just blend into the background sometimes?	1.5411	0.05423	146	80	53	13
660	I haven't seen my kids in months	1.5405	0.05108	148	88	44	16
661	Sometimes I feel I'm just fading into the background.	1.5404	0.05286	161	90	55	16
662	Yes, fear of change can be a patterned response...	1.5396	0.05977	139	81	41	17
663	Wait, did you say ereptile disfunction!?	1.5396	0.06316	139	85	33	21
664	I’m so tired of trying to be something I’m not...	1.5396	0.05977	139	81	41	17
665	I'm anything he wants me to be, am I wrong?	1.5385	0.06179	143	87	35	21
666	A fear of not standing out. Huh.	1.5385	0.05897	130	73	44	13
667	But I don’t WANT to blend in!	1.5385	0.05767	143	82	45	16
668	So, why do you think no one can see the real you?	1.5385	0.05897	130	73	44	13
669	So, you're telling me your mother was cold?	1.5375	0.05600	160	94	46	20
670	So, you're not comfortable in your own skin.	1.5374	0.05893	147	87	41	19
671	Does this print make me look fat?	1.5373	0.06054	134	78	40	16
672	At what age did you develop a fear of paisley?	1.5368	0.06078	136	80	39	17
673	Say more about these recurring patterns.	1.5368	0.05612	136	75	49	12
674	And then she said I never showed her my true colours.	1.5362	0.06099	138	82	38	18
675	I want to stand out, but I feel like no one sees me.	1.5362	0.05923	138	80	42	16
676	So, tell me about your mother, did she also match my couch?	1.5361	0.05613	166	102	40	24
677	So how long have you suspected that you’re a lizard?	1.5360	0.06174	125	72	39	14
678	Nobody sees me for who I really am.	1.5360	0.06174	125	72	39	14
679	I see a pattern developing here.	1.5359	0.05793	153	91	42	20
680	Do you find it difficult to adapt to new surroundings?	1.5357	0.05947	140	82	41	17
681	I’m noticing a pattern here...	1.5354	0.06102	127	73	40	14
682	I’m feeling off-colour	1.5354	0.05999	127	72	42	13
683	I can’t analyze you if you don’t show me your true colors.	1.5354	0.06204	127	74	38	15
684	When I said ‘you need to change’, I don’t think you understood...	1.5352	0.05624	142	80	48	14
685	Just when I think I know the real me, things change.	1.5352	0.05968	142	84	40	18
686	Somedays I just feel invisible.	1.5352	0.05968	142	84	40	18
687	On a scale of 1-10, how comfortable are you with change?	1.5349	0.06422	129	78	33	18
688	For once in my life I’d like to stand out!	1.5344	0.06063	131	76	40	15
689	Sometimes I feel like you don’t see me at all.	1.5344	0.06253	131	78	36	17
690	Tell me something you would change about yourself.	1.5342	0.05764	146	85	44	17
691	Why don’t you try not blending in for a change and see how that feels?	1.5333	0.05882	150	90	40	20
692	Patient missed another appointment.	1.5333	0.06255	120	69	38	13
693	Do you have any idea why people may be ignoring you?	1.5321	0.05563	156	91	47	18
694	I don't know why I try so hard to fit in. That's why I pay you!	1.5319	0.05472	141	78	51	12
695	I feel like you’re not seeing me	1.5317	0.06036	126	77	33	16
696	It’s the blending in with social circles that I can’t seem to get right.”	1.5317	0.05929	126	71	43	12
697	That's not how transference works.	1.5315	0.06261	143	89	32	22
698	So, you feel you just blend in to your surroundings?	1.5315	0.05938	143	85	40	18
699	So, your parents were both cold blooded?	1.5315	0.05855	143	84	42	17
700	Do YOU think you’d be happier if you were plaid?	1.5312	0.06170	128	75	38	15
701	I’ve been having a lot of trouble finding myself	1.5310	0.06116	145	89	35	21
702	I try my best to blend in…but then everyone acts like I'm not even there.	1.5309	0.05885	162	101	36	25
703	So when did you realize you were a product of your environment?	1.5308	0.06291	130	78	35	17
704	I’m starting to see a pattern.	1.5303	0.06219	132	79	36	17
705	Blending in too well, are we?	1.5302	0.05758	149	88	43	18
706	Tuesday: another no-show	1.5299	0.06239	134	81	35	18
707	Session notes: Quiet. Evasive. Believes himself to be invisible.	1.5299	0.05869	134	77	43	14
708	I just want to be seen. Why is that so hard?	1.5294	0.06407	119	70	35	14
709	Now let's talk about your tendency to fade into the background ...	1.5290	0.05666	155	92	44	19
710	I just want to show my true colours	1.5290	0.06102	138	83	37	18
711	I’ve been having a hard time coping with change.	1.5289	0.05993	121	68	42	11
712	I just can't seem to figure out my true colors	1.5283	0.05264	159	90	54	15
713	I’m almost sure she’s been sleeping with someone else but I’ve never seen him.	1.5282	0.05887	142	84	41	17
714	I rarely got to see my parents	1.5280	0.05856	125	70	44	11
715	“I’ll just jot down, ‘tries to blend in'.”	1.5278	0.06071	144	88	36	20
716	So, have you always been bothered by having to blend in?	1.5276	0.05897	127	72	43	12
717	I fear that people can't see me for who I am.	1.5271	0.06135	129	76	38	15
718	I'm just so tired of people thinking that I'm part of the furniture.	1.5271	0.05935	129	74	42	13
719	So, you feel like people don't really see you?	1.5270	0.06022	148	91	36	21
720	When did you first feel invisible?	1.5267	0.05869	131	75	43	13
721	So, what makes you think you have an identity crisis?	1.5267	0.06066	131	77	39	15
722	Tell me about your background.	1.5263	0.05805	133	76	44	13
723	Stripes with plaid?	1.5263	0.06046	152	95	34	23
724	Soduko? I’m pouring my heart out here!	1.5263	0.06276	133	81	34	18
725	And is your father in the room with us right now?	1.5263	0.05900	152	93	38	21
726	I can do flowers ok, but I’m hopeless at wainscoting.	1.5259	0.06205	135	82	35	18
727	So doc, do you recognize this pattern of behavior or what?	1.5259	0.06025	135	80	39	16
728	There seems to be a pattern emerging.	1.5259	0.05803	116	63	45	8
729	Have you considered that your talent for blending in may not always serve your interests?	1.5254	0.05478	118	62	50	6
730	Sometimes I just feel no one notices me.	1.5252	0.05624	139	79	47	13
731	I know it sounds small, but just once I'd like to choose my own outfit.	1.5246	0.06398	122	73	34	15
732	Your plaid jacket and striped pants are not the challenge; It’s your “pretending to look interested” that I don’t think that I can copy.	1.5246	0.05786	122	75	33	14
733	Everyone always expects me to blend in.	1.5246	0.06398	122	73	34	15
734	I can see a disturbing pattern emerging.	1.5242	0.06109	124	72	39	13
735	It seems you're going through a bit of an identity crisis, Steve.	1.5242	0.06216	124	73	37	14
736	Have you considered that you might be projecting onto the couch?	1.5242	0.06109	124	72	39	13
737	Give me a minute and I can be totally plaid	1.5238	0.06143	126	74	38	14
738	Yeah, I’d say the new meds have a couple side effects...	1.5238	0.06054	147	91	35	21
739	I need you to help me find myself	1.5238	0.06038	126	73	40	13
740	Notes for session #1: Goal is to help patient realize his desire to blend into his surroundings is genetic, not neurotic.	1.5234	0.06271	128	77	35	16
741	It's like I just blend into the background and no one notices me.	1.5234	0.06172	128	76	37	15
742	I love you. Now change, she said!	1.5234	0.06271	128	77	35	16
743	I’m telling you Doc, sometimes it’s like No-one knows I’m even here.	1.5234	0.05542	128	70	49	9
744	‘You’re right. I do try too hard to blend in’	1.5234	0.06271	128	77	35	16
745	And then she proceeds to tell me how much I’ve changed.”	1.5232	0.05931	151	93	37	21
746	Yeah Doc, I use don’t feel like I’m being seen.	1.5231	0.06003	130	76	40	14
747	And how long have you felt that you don't stand out?	1.5231	0.06101	130	77	38	15
748	How long would you say you’ve felt invisible for?	1.5231	0.06003	130	76	40	14
749	Yesterday, you said you were feeling blue.	1.5227	0.06405	132	82	31	19
750	‘Session 4: Client presents on edge though oriented to surroundings...’	1.5227	0.06494	132	83	29	20
751	I don’t always feel seen.	1.5227	0.05533	132	73	49	10
752	That's good. Most of my patients have an inability to adapt.	1.5224	0.05577	134	75	48	11
753	So,my wife says she doesn’t even notice me anymore.	1.5224	0.05871	134	78	42	14
754	Return to work anxiety... what makes you think that you won't blend in?	1.5224	0.05677	134	76	46	12
755	So,what makes you think people are ignoring you?	1.5220	0.05560	159	95	45	19
756	I don't have chameleon personality disorder; I AM a CHAMELEON.	1.5217	0.06104	138	84	36	18
757	Checks and stripes and I'm supposed to trust you?	1.5217	0.06576	115	69	32	14
758	I don't know doc, I feel like no one ever notices me.	1.5214	0.05503	140	79	49	12
759	so you’re blue today?	1.5214	0.05777	140	82	43	15
760	I agree that "slimy, prehensile, bug-eyed reptile" is a bit excessive but she is right that you seem to change your opinions according to the situation.	1.5214	0.06021	117	66	41	10
761	..and she treated me like she didn't even see me!	1.5214	0.06492	117	70	33	14
762	"...patient beginning to show signs of transference . . .	1.5210	0.06410	119	71	34	14
763	And do you ever get the feeling that nobody sees you?	1.5210	0.06184	119	69	38	12
764	Well, perhaps there is no inner you.	1.5210	0.06629	119	73	30	16
765	So you want to learn how to stand out rather than always blending in?	1.5208	0.05659	144	84	45	15
766	Looks like my 9 o'clock is a no show.	1.5207	0.06439	121	73	33	15
767	I keep getting involved with the wrong upholstery.	1.5207	0.06439	121	73	33	15
768	I don’t know. I just feel unseen.	1.5207	0.05641	121	66	47	8
769	Sometimes I just feel like nobody sees me...	1.5207	0.06221	121	71	37	13
770	You know I can still see you.	1.5203	0.06147	123	72	38	13
771	When I'm lying on this couch, it's like you can't even see me.	1.5203	0.05926	123	70	42	11
772	I feel like I've been going through a lot of changes.	1.5203	0.05579	123	67	48	8
773	You can hide from me but not from your feelings.	1.5203	0.06038	123	71	40	12
774	You understand you can be whatever you want, right?	1.5203	0.06566	123	76	30	17
775	So you're a little off color... what else?	1.5200	0.06075	125	73	39	13
776	Wait! Don't write that, I can change.	1.5200	0.06284	125	75	35	15
777	Well, judging by your symptoms I think you’re a chameleon	1.5200	0.06385	125	76	33	16
778	I'm still here.	1.5197	0.06005	127	74	40	13
779	I feel a constant pressure to blend in with my surroundings.	1.5194	0.06138	129	77	37	15
780	Hmm. I do see a pattern in your behavior.	1.5194	0.06138	129	77	37	15
781	OK,I’ll just put “undecided” for race.	1.5188	0.05401	133	73	51	9
782	And, did your mother love paisley?	1.5188	0.05904	133	78	41	14
783	You know if you “don’t show up” the hour is still billable.	1.5188	0.06094	133	80	37	16
784	Acute conformity syndrome.	1.5185	0.05934	135	80	40	15
785	Note to self: new upholstery needed.	1.5185	0.06027	135	81	38	16
786	Dr., I feel like no matter what I do, I never stand out.	1.5185	0.05934	135	80	40	15
787	When was it that you first felt that no one could see you?	1.5177	0.05568	141	81	47	13
788	You find it easy to blend in, but you like to stand out as well?	1.5177	0.05659	141	82	45	14
789	So then I said, "I just don't think you see me."	1.5177	0.05659	141	82	45	14
790	But Doc, I’m just trying to blend in.	1.5175	0.06382	114	67	35	12
791	See what I mean? It's embarrassing! Your couch makes me look like a pansy!	1.5172	0.06760	116	72	28	16
792	Wait, I thought you told me you were feeling blue	1.5172	0.06648	116	71	30	15
793	You'd think I'd have an easy time blending in at parties.	1.5169	0.05986	118	67	41	10
794	You keep repeating patterns. We should work on that.	1.5168	0.05762	149	90	41	18
795	So, Mr. Ionesco, when did you begin to notice this change?	1.5164	0.05610	122	67	47	8
796	And how did it make you feel when your mother told you to "blend in"?	1.5164	0.06400	122	74	33	15
797	So you say you often feel invisible?	1.5164	0.05962	122	70	41	11
798	It's like I become part of the furniture . . .	1.5161	0.05886	155	97	36	22
799	What do you think, Doc, is it projection or transference?	1.5161	0.06626	124	78	28	18
800	So your mother told you to blend in?	1.5161	0.06058	124	75	35	14
801	So, I understand you’re having issues blending in.	1.5159	0.05490	126	69	49	8
802	See? I told you I'd change.	1.5159	0.06545	126	79	29	18
803	I don't want to fit in, I need to fit in.	1.5159	0.05716	126	71	45	10
804	Why do you think it is you feel a constant need to change?	1.5159	0.06041	126	74	39	13
805	Blah Blah Blah-I'm more focused on that ant on your lapel	1.5156	0.06466	128	80	30	18
806	Maybe it's in your nature to always blend in?	1.5152	0.05938	132	78	40	14
807	Yes. I can see why it bothers you that people treat you like you're not there, but I don't think it's entirely their fault.	1.5147	0.05320	136	75	52	9
808	The worst is between Houndstooth and Paisley.	1.5143	0.05778	140	83	42	15
809	What do you mean by, “clear pattern emerging “?	1.5138	0.06724	109	66	30	13
810	Let me note that we're definitely seeing a pattern here.	1.5138	0.06724	109	66	30	13
811	When did you first feel the need to blend in?	1.5135	0.06382	111	65	35	11
812	I have diagnosed you with ereptile dysfunction.	1.5135	0.06876	111	69	27	15
813	Tell me more about your reptile dysfunction	1.5135	0.06509	111	66	33	12
814	Another hour wasted. Note to self: revise cancellation policy.	1.5133	0.05575	150	89	45	16
815	Hey, I'm still here!...And you suck at Sudoku.	1.5133	0.07124	113	73	22	18
816	How does the new couch make you feel?	1.5133	0.06044	113	64	40	9
817	I think if I could find a pattern I liked, everything else in my life would fall into place.	1.5133	0.06783	113	70	28	15
818	Julius, I assure you this pattern of behavior is completely normal	1.5133	0.06300	113	66	36	11
819	Patient adapts well to environment	1.5130	0.06917	115	73	25	17
820	Sometimes I feel so... invisible. (Teddy Quinn, Age 9)	1.5128	0.06717	117	73	28	16
821	Some days I just feel so invisible.	1.5128	0.06263	117	69	36	12
822	You’re not the only one who thinks they can see right through me, you know.	1.5128	0.06379	117	70	34	13
823	I can no longer see you as a patient.	1.5126	0.06070	119	69	39	11
824	Tell me more about feeling invisible.	1.5124	0.06111	121	71	38	12
825	You know, I've always struggled with fitting in.	1.5124	0.06441	121	74	32	15
826	. . . and how did that make you look?	1.5124	0.06333	121	73	34	14
827	Patient presents an extreme case of transference.	1.5124	0.06547	121	75	30	16
828	What do you mean, you think I'm hiding my true self?	1.5124	0.06111	121	71	38	12
829	This is the worst case of transference I've ever seen."	1.5124	0.06441	121	74	32	15
830	Lately, Doc, I’m blue all the time.	1.5122	0.06039	123	72	39	12
831	What if you just decided, “I’m my own person. I don’t need to blend in?”	1.5116	0.06040	129	77	38	14
832	So, you hear a voice that says, "Be the couch!" - tell me more.	1.5116	0.06428	129	81	30	18
833	I’ve never felt comfortable in my own skin	1.5108	0.05719	139	82	43	14
834	Whenever I go out I just seem to fade into the background.	1.5105	0.05944	143	88	37	18
835	So, you say that you are having trouble adjusting to your environment?	1.5103	0.05632	145	86	44	15
836	I guess my greatest fear is turning into my mother.	1.5093	0.06772	108	66	29	13
837	You must be totally transparent with me.	1.5093	0.05009	108	64	37	7
838	I was always changing to please others	1.5093	0.06772	108	66	29	13
839	Well,Doctor,it all started when Dad disappeared on us	1.5091	0.07044	110	70	24	16
840	I feel like everyone expects me to change for them... I'm starting to not recognize myself	1.5091	0.06294	110	64	36	10
841	She never seems to notice me. It's like I'm just part of the background.	1.5089	0.06213	112	65	37	10
842	Unlike you I always try to match.	1.5089	0.06590	112	68	31	13
843	Wherever life takes me, I just wanna be a great stand up Chameleon...	1.5089	0.06711	112	69	29	14
844	I don’t know doctor, I feel like I just blend in with everything and can’t seem to find my own self.	1.5089	0.06082	112	64	39	9
845	I’m tired of changing based on my surroundings	1.5088	0.06622	114	70	30	14
846	I just feel part of the furniture	1.5088	0.06135	114	66	38	10
847	‘I feel like I’m always changing myself to fit my surroundings.’	1.5088	0.06504	114	69	32	13
848	Do I ever feel blue? Depends what I’m standing next to.	1.5086	0.06421	116	70	33	13
849	Doc, it started out with just one cicada. But they're so damn delicious! No, it's not an addiction. I just can't help myself!	1.5086	0.06060	116	67	39	10
850	I guess I just have trouble feeling...seen.	1.5086	0.05807	116	65	43	8
851	Why do you try so hard to fit in?	1.5086	0.06060	116	67	39	10
852	I just wish I could stand out for once!	1.5086	0.06421	116	70	33	13
853	Schizotypal personality disorder. Lacks sense of self. Tends to blend in with surroundings.	1.5085	0.06225	118	70	36	12
854	I keep telling her I can change	1.5085	0.06340	118	71	34	13
855	If camouflaging your emotions really helped you to cope we wouldn’t be here today, would we?	1.5085	0.06225	118	70	36	12
856	Maybe it’s because my father never noticed me.	1.5082	0.06076	122	72	38	12
857	I'm not sure what my true colors are.	1.5082	0.06401	122	75	32	15
858	Because I’m a chameleon, damn it! No wonder I look florid!	1.5081	0.06005	124	73	39	12
859	So, when did you first notice this need to fit in?	1.5081	0.06427	124	77	31	16
860	So what I hear you saying is that you want to feel seen.	1.5081	0.06005	124	73	39	12
861	You seem to have an uncontrollable desire to blend in wherever you are.	1.5081	0.06005	124	73	39	12
862	So, you don't like to blend in?	1.5081	0.05309	124	72	43	9
863	Am I blue?	1.5079	0.06042	126	75	38	13
864	Your notes say that I'm cold-blooded and reptilian? That's not a diagnosis-- it is a stereotype.	1.5079	0.06042	126	75	38	13
865	I’ve never really had a problem blending in, Doc, I’ve just never truly felt seen.	1.5078	0.06371	128	80	31	17
866	I don't know who I really am anymore.	1.5078	0.05973	128	76	39	13
867	If I am cold-blooded, why do I have all these feelings?	1.5076	0.06036	132	80	37	15
868	Patient has changed since starting therapy.	1.5075	0.06062	134	82	36	16
869	So you've always wanted to just fit in?	1.5075	0.05969	134	81	38	15
870	On the contrary, I feel you do fit in.	1.5074	0.05995	136	83	37	16
871	Whenever we argue she disappears for a week.	1.5072	0.05930	138	84	38	16
872	And how long have you had this issue of always needing to blend in?	1.5053	0.06999	95	57	28	10
873	Doc, I'm tellin' ya, sometimes it's like I'm not even there.	1.5048	0.06783	105	64	29	12
874	Diagnosis: a reptile dysfunction.	1.5047	0.07438	107	71	18	18
875	Seeing the pattern is easy enough. It’s making the necessary changes that exhaust me.	1.5047	0.06689	107	65	30	12
876	Of course your mother was cold blooded. She was a reptile.	1.5046	0.06335	109	64	35	10
877	So, how did it make you feel when Geico chose the gecko over you?	1.5046	0.06662	109	69	26	14
878	And which one of you am I seeing today?	1.5045	0.06253	111	65	36	10
879	The first step is the willingness to to change.	1.5045	0.06253	111	65	36	10
880	I have to say, I'm not crazy about the new upholstery.	1.5044	0.06784	113	71	27	15
881	Your decorating scheme is making me psychotic.	1.5044	0.06174	113	66	37	10
882	Watch your tongue!	1.5043	0.06579	115	71	30	14
883	I think you adapt too easily!	1.5043	0.06579	115	71	30	14
884	I feel like I'm in a state of constant change...	1.5043	0.06579	115	71	30	14
885	Nice Jacket!”	1.5043	0.06462	115	70	32	13
886	It’s always great at first. But then it’s like I’m invisible or something.	1.5043	0.06462	115	70	32	13
887	I’d appreciate it if you reupholstered.	1.5043	0.06098	115	67	38	10
888	If my wife calls, you didn't see me.	1.5043	0.06495	117	72	31	14
889	Ah, yes, there seems to be a pattern developing.	1.5043	0.06264	117	70	35	12
890	What do you mean “patient didn’t show up?”	1.5043	0.06607	117	73	29	15
891	I Wish I Didn’t Always Try to Blend In, Doc.	1.5042	0.05952	119	69	40	10
892	I understand your need to blend in, but sometimes you simply need to be more assertive.	1.5041	0.05999	121	71	39	11
893	Well, I’m definitely starting to see a pattern.”	1.5041	0.06040	123	73	38	12
894	I don’t do well with change.	1.5041	0.05815	123	71	42	10
895	So, let me get this right, you DON'T want to change, is that it?	1.5040	0.05861	125	73	41	11
896	Don’t worry, breaking unwanted patterns is a struggle for many.	1.5040	0.06286	125	77	33	15
897	I have a need to fit in.	1.5039	0.05576	127	72	46	9
898	Patient has an identity crisis.	1.5039	0.05625	129	74	45	10
899	What do you mean you don't feel seen?	1.5036	0.05719	139	83	42	14
900	How long have you had this overwhelming need to avoid standing out?	1.5035	0.05690	143	86	42	15
901	The receptionist told me that the doctor will see me now. Can you?	1.5000	0.05734	108	67	31	10
902	I see. So you’re worried that you just don’t seem to stand out in a crowd.	1.5000	0.06303	116	70	34	12
903	Doc, I've been suffering from reptile dysfunction.	1.5000	0.06468	128	82	28	18
904	I'm not sure where you are on the spectrum.	1.5000	0.05949	112	64	40	8
905	She said I wasn't being transparent enough	1.5000	0.06425	110	66	33	11
906	How can I commit to a relationship when I cannot commit even to a colour?	1.5000	0.05866	118	68	41	9
907	I bet I’d look better in plaid.	1.5000	0.06262	104	60	36	8
908	Latin for bug. Five letters.	1.5000	0.06409	104	61	34	9
909	Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you had already gone...	1.5000	0.06421	116	71	32	13
910	I’ve changed	1.5000	0.06008	114	66	39	9
911	Why do you think you have this compulsive need to blend in?	1.5000	0.05874	134	81	39	14
912	I was supposed to have a patient come in 10 minutes ago but he's nowhere to be seen"	1.5000	0.06464	106	63	33	10
913	Doctor I'm going through a lot of changes	1.5000	0.05917	120	70	40	10
914	Classic paranoiac. Patient is always looking out for danger and exhibits a tendency to fade into his surroundings.	1.5000	0.06342	112	67	34	11
915	"Another no-show. Every week at this time."	1.5000	0.06601	106	64	31	11
916	Just stay off my sport jacket.	1.5000	0.06160	110	64	37	9
917	Before we start, I’m required by my designer to inform you that his pattern is copyrighted, and any commercial use is expressly prohibited.	1.5000	0.06192	102	58	37	7
918	Those pants do not go with that jacket.	1.5000	0.06623	114	71	29	14
919	Are you Crazy? I'm supposed to remain calm when I'm facing imminent extinction.	1.5000	0.06214	112	66	36	10
920	So ... why do you think you want to be a couch?	1.5000	0.06643	126	82	25	19
921	It’s more than just skin deep, I’ve realized I’m seriously a product of my environment	1.5000	0.06220	124	76	34	14
922	I just can’t seem to meet anyone else who’s open to change	1.5000	0.06105	130	80	35	15
923	Dr. Kotnick sometimes felt like his sofa was watching him.	1.5000	0.07250	106	69	21	16
924	Mirroring? But that’s what my last therapist said.	1.5000	0.06554	110	67	31	12
925	It's been downhill ever since I was passed over for the Geico commercial.	1.4964	0.06052	137	86	34	17
926	I know I've been telling you to adapt to new environments, but is a bit much.	1.4962	0.06002	133	82	36	15
927	Nobody notices me, Doctor. ... I say, NOBODY NOTICES ME.	1.4962	0.06002	133	82	36	15
928	It's so seldom that the delusion itself comes in for counseling.	1.4962	0.05773	131	78	41	12
929	I see a pattern . . .	1.4962	0.05873	131	79	39	13
930	So what I’m hearing is that you feel like nobody sees the real you... Oh. Guess he left.	1.4962	0.05973	131	80	37	14
931	At least I don't mix plaids and stripes!"	1.4961	0.06410	127	81	29	17
932	You always seem to be so flowery here, but so dark and grey on the street. Would you like to talk about that...	1.4958	0.06301	119	73	33	13
933	Sometimes, I feel like I am disappearing	1.4957	0.05774	117	67	42	8
934	Patient exhibits too much willingness to change.	1.4957	0.06098	115	68	37	10
935	So you’ve always found it difficult to stand out?	1.4957	0.06807	115	74	25	16
936	I feel like I just don’t blend in.	1.4957	0.06098	115	68	37	10
937	Ironic, but it appears you have multiple personality disorder.	1.4957	0.06462	115	71	31	13
938	I always feel pushed into the background	1.4956	0.05497	113	62	46	5
939	Doc, this couch has made a big imprint on me	1.4955	0.06510	111	68	31	12
940	I used to be an exotic pet now I just feel invisible	1.4955	0.05986	111	64	39	8
941	I think I'm learning how to cope with change.	1.4955	0.05986	111	64	39	8
942	I just feel invisible sometimes, doc.	1.4954	0.05919	109	62	40	7
943	I’m contemplating how I’d look in your sport coat.	1.4954	0.06200	109	64	36	9
944	I feel like I blend in too much...	1.4954	0.06200	109	64	36	9
945	All the color has gone out of my life .	1.4954	0.06726	109	68	28	13
946	Another no-show! Well you're getting a bill anyway!	1.4953	0.06820	107	67	27	13
947	My boss keeps telling me he wants me to stand out more at work but it's just not in my nature.	1.4952	0.06366	105	62	34	9
948	Finally. A moment to myself.	1.4952	0.06508	105	63	32	10
949	I just never really stand out	1.4951	0.06304	103	60	35	8
950	In this session I’d like you to tell me a little more about your background.	1.4951	0.06151	103	69	21	13
951	I just never feel comfortable in my own skin	1.4948	0.06239	97	55	36	6
952	I don't know what to do, Doc. I told her, "I can change, I promise," but she said that was part of the problem.	1.4924	0.06036	132	82	35	15
953	What do you mean people don't notice you?	1.4921	0.06146	126	78	34	14
954	And what motivated you to go into politics?	1.4919	0.06528	124	80	27	17
955	And how long have you felt this pressure to "blend in"?	1.4919	0.06113	124	76	35	13
956	Does this couch make me look fat?	1.4918	0.06295	122	76	32	14
957	I'm afraid you're trying too hard to blend in.	1.4918	0.06186	122	75	34	13
958	I wonder if he realizes I’m here.	1.4918	0.06186	122	75	34	13
959	I'm tired of changing all of the time.	1.4918	0.06295	122	76	32	14
960	Tell me more about this fear of tartan...	1.4917	0.06149	120	73	35	12
961	How does one fix a compulsive need to blend in?	1.4917	0.06373	120	75	31	14
962	It's like most people don't even see me.	1.4915	0.06225	118	72	34	12
963	I no longer recognize myself.	1.4915	0.06225	118	72	34	12
964	Do you have a more masculine sofa we could use?	1.4915	0.06225	118	72	34	12
965	Lately, I've been feeling a lot of pressure to blend in.	1.4915	0.06107	118	71	36	11
966	Sometimes I feel as if I'm invisible	1.4914	0.06183	116	70	35	11
967	It’s no use trying, Doc. Change is the only constant.	1.4914	0.05935	116	68	39	9
968	Adapt to my surroundings...AGAIN?	1.4914	0.06060	116	69	37	10
969	...He just looked right through me. Like I wasn’t even there	1.4914	0.06421	116	72	31	13
970	Listen doc, after all these years, I don’t really feel like blending in anymore. Can you help me?	1.4912	0.06383	114	70	32	12
971	They just don't recognize me for who I really am.	1.4912	0.06383	114	70	32	12
972	I look a lot better in paisley.	1.4912	0.06261	114	69	34	11
973	I just feel like I am invisible.... hey are you listening to me?!?	1.4912	0.06504	114	71	30	13
974	I know,I know Doc,I gotta stop repeating these patterns...	1.4912	0.06622	114	72	28	14
975	If you’re tired of always blending in to the background, you might also try glasses and a bow tie to stand out a bit.	1.4912	0.06135	114	68	36	10
976	Good work, but I said try blending in with others	1.4912	0.06383	114	70	32	12
977	Why do you not feel seen?	1.4911	0.06082	112	66	37	9
978	Do you recall when this compulsion to blend in first started?	1.4911	0.06467	112	69	31	12
979	When did you stop seeing each other?	1.4909	0.06553	110	68	30	12
980	I've just never felt comfortable in my own skin.	1.4907	0.06170	108	66	32	10
981	I tried sitting on bright colors,but I'm still blue.	1.4907	0.06377	108	65	33	10
982	Sometimes I think no one ever really sees me.	1.4907	0.06898	108	69	25	14
983	Any progress on the “wallflower” front?	1.4906	0.06735	106	66	28	12
984	Don't move - there's a fly on your bow tie.	1.4906	0.06463	106	64	32	10
985	I don't fit in.	1.4906	0.06032	106	61	38	7
986	So, how long have you felt unseen?	1.4906	0.05881	106	60	40	6
987	My partner says I’ve changed	1.4904	0.06261	104	61	35	8
988	So, tell me about these feelings you have that no one ever notices you.	1.4902	0.06497	102	61	32	9
989	I try so hard to stand out but they never notice	1.4902	0.06346	102	60	34	8
990	So, why do you think you always repeat this pattern?	1.4902	0.06790	102	63	28	11
991	Does this come in any other color?	1.4900	0.06113	100	57	37	6
992	I think I see a pattern.	1.4900	0.06590	100	60	31	9
993	They say it's impostor syndrome.	1.4900	0.06113	100	57	37	6
994	It’s a new couch, it blends well with the patient	1.4898	0.06526	98	58	32	8
995	Have you ever considered that you may be projecting?	1.4898	0.06686	98	59	30	9
996	Did I mention I'm non-binary?	1.4896	0.07101	96	60	25	11
997	Tell you about my background?	1.4885	0.06353	131	85	28	18
998	It appears you are very susceptible to your environment.	1.4884	0.05939	129	79	37	13
999	Do you think all this time, I’ve been hiding from myself?	1.4882	0.05686	127	75	42	10
1000	It could be worse. I could be wearing that jacket.	1.4874	0.05951	119	71	38	10
1001	If your mother were a color, what color would she be?	1.4874	0.06186	119	73	34	12
1002	I know it's a cool party trick, but sometimes I just want to feel seen.	1.4872	0.06494	117	74	29	14
1003	Sometimes, I just don't feel seen.	1.4872	0.05899	117	69	39	9
1004	I don't know, doc, but I just have this overwhelming need to blend in.	1.4872	0.06494	117	74	29	14
1005	I just wish she would notice me.	1.4872	0.06379	117	73	31	13
1006	I have this need to just blend in	1.4870	0.05970	115	68	38	9
1007	So you've never felt like you fit in.	1.4870	0.06097	115	69	36	10
1008	Maybe your are trying to fit in too hard.	1.4870	0.06461	115	72	30	13
1009	Another no-show...	1.4870	0.06342	115	71	32	12
1010	I think changing your zoom background will solve a lot of your problems.	1.4867	0.06424	113	70	31	12
1011	No one ever seems to notice me.	1.4867	0.06300	113	69	33	11
1012	But do you vant to change?	1.4865	0.06634	111	70	28	13
1013	Really? I tried changing colors, but we’re in a black and white cartoon	1.4865	0.06509	111	69	30	12
1014	I'm feeling dizzy. Do you have anything in tan leather?	1.4865	0.06120	111	66	36	9
1015	I'm tired of blending in all the time, Doc. Doc?	1.4865	0.06876	111	72	24	15
1016	Another no-show. Discharge patient from caseload.	1.4865	0.06634	111	70	28	13
1017	" I really need a change of scenery.	1.4862	0.06467	109	67	31	11
1018	Doctor,my husband doesn’t see me anymore	1.4862	0.06850	109	70	25	14
1019	One of the hallmarks of a psychopath is being able to hide in plain sight.	1.4862	0.06060	109	64	37	8
1020	And then she called me cold-blooded.	1.4860	0.07196	107	71	20	16
1021	I want people to know my true colors	1.4860	0.05992	107	62	38	7
1022	I just need to know if you see the real me.	1.4857	0.06364	105	63	33	9
1023	And that's why I was offended when he chose ‘True Colors,’ as his karaoke song.	1.4857	0.06506	105	64	31	10
1024	You are not hiding from me, you are just hiding from yourself.	1.4857	0.06506	105	64	31	10
1025	I just feel like a creature of my environment.	1.4857	0.06646	105	65	29	11
1026	Any other side effects?	1.4854	0.06740	103	64	28	11
1027	Would you say, then, that you are easily influenced?	1.4854	0.06149	103	60	36	7
1028	Interesting. And what do you think coloured that experience for you?	1.4854	0.06740	103	64	28	11
1029	Even after paying $250 an hour, I still feel invisible.	1.4854	0.06452	103	62	32	9
1030	Tell me about the first time you felt you weren't seen.	1.4854	0.06452	103	62	32	9
1031	Tell me more about this struggle to feel seen.	1.4851	0.05579	134	80	43	11
1032	I swear it’s the couch that’s copying me, not the other way around!	1.4848	0.06479	99	59	32	8
1033	Can we skip over the rest of my mom stuff and move on to the metamorphosis?	1.4848	0.06940	99	62	26	11
1034	my friends say i’m changing…	1.4848	0.06479	99	59	32	8
1035	In every relationship I change until I don't recognize myself anymore.	1.4845	0.06892	97	60	27	10
1036	Don’t we all just want to be seen?	1.4842	0.06998	95	59	26	10
1037	Tell me, how is this uncontrollable urge to blend in manifesting itself?	1.4839	0.07108	93	58	25	10
1038	Patient exhibits extreme codependency with my couch...	1.4836	0.06185	122	76	33	13
1039	Patient quite shy, too apt to get lost in his surroundings. Recommendation: change of scenery.	1.4831	0.06452	118	75	29	14
1040	I just feel invisible sometimes.	1.4828	0.06760	116	76	24	16
1041	If you wore stripes with checks to confuse me it’s working	1.4825	0.06382	114	71	31	12
1042	My father was a cross dresser.	1.4821	0.05947	112	66	38	8
1043	Getting a divorce, starting a new job, and turning into a flowery pattern -- that's a lot of change to deal with.	1.4821	0.06340	112	69	32	11
1044	Highly impressionable; no stable sense of self.	1.4818	0.06292	110	67	33	10
1045	Are you hiding from the world or are you hiding from yourself?	1.4818	0.06158	110	66	35	9
1046	Have you tried changing your surroundings?	1.4818	0.06551	110	69	29	12
1047	It’s like he can’t even see me...	1.4818	0.06423	110	68	31	11
1048	I see - your mother's striped couch made you feel like an inmate	1.4815	0.07267	81	49	25	7
1049	People either ignore me or don't see me.	1.4815	0.06641	108	68	28	12
1050	And then they made me pose in front of a Picasso.	1.4815	0.06897	108	70	24	14
1051	Doc...I’ve been having challenges finding my own identity.	1.4815	0.06097	108	64	36	8
1052	There are just so many changes happening in my life.	1.4811	0.06461	106	65	31	10
1053	I fit in everywhere.	1.4811	0.06733	106	67	27	12
1054	How do you feel when I say "Burberry" or "Scottish kilts"?	1.4811	0.06599	106	66	29	11
1055	And why do you think it is you never feel seen?	1.4811	0.06029	106	62	37	7
1056	I’m paying $200 for this guy to tell me I’m not adaptable enough?!	1.4811	0.06177	106	63	35	8
1057	I just feel so invisible all the time.	1.4808	0.06406	104	63	32	9
1058	Let's talk about your adaptive behaviors.	1.4808	0.06550	104	64	30	10
1059	Noticing me yet?	1.4808	0.05953	104	60	38	6
1060	What do you mean by ‘unstable sense of identity’?	1.4808	0.06406	104	63	32	9
1061	You call it a coping mechanism, I call it fashion.	1.4808	0.04827	104	66	31	7
1062	I sense you're hiding something from me	1.4808	0.06259	104	62	34	8
1063	So your wife then said that you finally showed your true colours	1.4808	0.06550	104	64	30	10
1064	Change: It's inevitable.	1.4804	0.06787	102	64	27	11
1065	You mind if I sit in your lap, I’m feeling tartan	1.4803	0.06408	127	83	27	17
1066	How often do you want to crawl under a rock?	1.4800	0.06432	100	60	32	8
1067	That's your karma, Chameleon.	1.4800	0.06273	100	59	34	7
1068	And for how long have you felt this need to fit in?	1.4800	0.06273	100	59	34	7
1069	I'm just trying to fit in.	1.4800	0.06887	100	63	26	11
1070	I said, you can come in now	1.4800	0.06587	100	61	30	9
1071	You’re right. I think I’m projecting.	1.4797	0.06038	123	76	35	12
1072	Patient terminated due to repeated absences.	1.4796	0.06443	98	61	28	9
1073	I have been accused of being a lounge lizard.	1.4796	0.07429	98	65	19	14
1074	My prognosis: You're too matchy-matchy.	1.4796	0.06361	98	58	33	7
1075	He treats me like I'm part of the furniture	1.4796	0.06839	98	61	27	10
1076	I’m just always trying so hard to blend in.	1.4796	0.06683	98	60	29	9
1077	I'm beginning to see some recognizable patterns.	1.4792	0.06102	96	55	36	5
1078	Just relax and try to be yourself	1.4792	0.06012	96	57	33	6
1079	When will I stop changing myself for others?!	1.4792	0.06783	96	59	28	9
1080	So tell me, why do you feel you don’t ‘fit in’ with your surroundings?	1.4790	0.06068	119	73	35	11
1081	But Mother always told me I could be anything I wanted to be.	1.4790	0.05949	119	72	37	10
1082	She says I don't stand out enough.	1.4787	0.06718	94	57	29	8
1083	So is cold blooded . . . a bad thing?	1.4787	0.06886	94	58	27	9
1084	But this is what makes me stand out!	1.4787	0.06546	94	56	31	7
1085	People treat me like I'm wallpaper.	1.4786	0.06021	117	71	36	10
1086	Liz Chameleon... No show again!	1.4783	0.07163	92	58	24	10
1087	I’m sorry about nodding off. I thought you left.	1.4783	0.06218	115	71	33	11
1088	My conforming to others has definitely become a pattern.	1.4783	0.06095	115	70	35	10
1089	Do you often feel like you're invisible?	1.4779	0.05494	113	64	44	5
1090	Do you see a pattern in my behavior?	1.4779	0.05909	113	67	38	8
1091	So you say you feel invisible	1.4779	0.06298	113	70	32	11
1092	So you're looking for a mate who will show her true colors?	1.4775	0.06184	111	70	30	11
1093	I see you and you still owe 200 dollars.	1.4771	0.06464	109	68	30	11
1094	What's your favorite color?	1.4771	0.06594	109	69	28	12
1095	Of course I can pay; would you like grasshoppers, locusts or beetles?	1.4766	0.06552	107	67	29	11
1096	I’m starting to see a pattern developing with you	1.4766	0.06416	107	66	31	10
1097	I feel as if I just blend into the scenery; nobody notices me.	1.4766	0.06277	107	65	33	9
1098	It’s so refreshing to work with someone who embraces change.	1.4766	0.06816	107	69	25	13
1099	I’ve got a zebra as a patient who would kill to have your ability.	1.4762	0.06504	105	65	30	10
1100	I’m feeling invisible right now.	1.4762	0.06216	105	63	34	8
1101	This is our second session and you've already diagnosed me as being cold blooded?	1.4762	0.06216	105	63	34	8
1102	I just don't feel I can be myself around others, I'm always hiding my true colors.	1.4762	0.06216	105	63	34	8
1103	I’m having trouble handling all the changes in my life.	1.4762	0.06216	105	63	34	8
1104	No, it's this COUCH that's driving me crazy!	1.4758	0.06216	124	79	31	14
1105	.......so you feel unseen? Wait. Where did you go?	1.4757	0.06449	103	63	31	9
1106	It's the same recurrent nightmare...I'm running for mayor of New York City.	1.4757	0.07149	103	68	21	14
1107	Well doc, what do you think? Can I change?	1.4757	0.06449	103	63	31	9
1108	Perhaps the problem is that you're too impressionable.`	1.4754	0.05845	122	74	38	10
1109	No one seems to notice me	1.4754	0.05608	122	72	42	8
1110	Could you have found a simpler pattern?	1.4752	0.06229	101	60	34	7
1111	I usually don't see patients like you.	1.4747	0.06315	99	59	33	7
1112	Are you lusting over my plaid or my stripes?	1.4747	0.07084	99	64	23	12
1113	Why do you think your contributions at the office go unnoticed?	1.4747	0.06787	99	62	27	10
1114	I’d just really like to feel SEEN, you know?	1.4747	0.06633	99	61	29	9
1115	And since he started doing all those car insurance commercials, I just started blending into the background.	1.4746	0.05983	118	72	36	10
1116	Mind if I try on your jacket?	1.4742	0.06888	97	61	26	10
1117	I feel like no one ever notices me	1.4742	0.06888	97	61	26	10
1118	You'll never stand out of you keep trying to blend in.	1.4741	0.06178	116	72	33	11
1119	My personal strength is my ability to adapt, but I just don’t feel comfortable in my own skin.	1.4741	0.06056	116	71	35	10
1120	There I go again, falling into the same old patterns.	1.4737	0.05805	133	83	37	13
1121	I’m tired of pretending to be someone I’m not.	1.4737	0.05872	114	68	38	8
1122	I see. You think your background makes it difficult to get noticed?	1.4732	0.06208	112	69	33	10
1123	I can’t believe he missed another appointment!	1.4729	0.05935	129	81	35	13
1124	…and how would you describe your coping skills in high stress situations?	1.4727	0.06420	110	69	30	11
1125	Yes, yes, you have to want to change, but I think you're taking that a too literally.	1.4725	0.06507	91	54	31	6
1126	My father was a chameleon and my mother was an upholsterer. Anyway, I feel really comfortable in your office, doc.	1.4725	0.07219	91	58	23	10
1127	I feel like nobody sees the real me, Doc.	1.4722	0.06506	108	68	29	11
1128	Problem is, I'm always blending in.	1.4722	0.06506	108	68	29	11
1129	When did you realize you were so cold-blooded.?	1.4722	0.06506	108	68	29	11
1130	I keep trying to stand out, but i still don’t feel seen.	1.4722	0.06767	108	70	25	13
1131	I can no longer keep up with the changes around me	1.4722	0.06894	108	71	23	14
1132	Patient describes feeling uncomfortable in his own skin.	1.4719	0.07163	89	56	24	9
1133	Thank God. I thought he’d never leave.	1.4719	0.06797	89	54	28	7
1134	Once again Mr. Chameleon is a No-Show.	1.4717	0.06317	106	65	32	9
1135	I just feel like I always blend in and no one sees me, Doc.	1.4717	0.06026	106	63	36	7
1136	I feel I'm disappearing	1.4717	0.05875	106	62	38	6
1137	So you are here because your mother was cold blooded and just walked away when you were born?	1.4717	0.06595	106	67	28	11
1138	Yesterday you seemed a little blue...”	1.4717	0.06730	106	68	26	12
1139	I guess it’s a defence mechanism.	1.4717	0.06862	106	69	24	13
1140	I’m just feeling a little off color lately.	1.4717	0.06458	106	66	30	10
1141	Tell me more about these feelings of fading into the background and your inability to stand out...	1.4717	0.06595	106	67	28	11
1142	To start us off, can you give me a little background?	1.4712	0.06547	104	65	29	10
1143	I just seem to have had the blues for a while now. And the greens, and the reds, and the purples...	1.4712	0.06547	104	65	29	10
1144	I believe your issue of not wanting to be seen stems from a reptile dysfunction	1.4712	0.06826	104	67	25	12
1145	You say you struggle with fitting in but I just don't see that being the issue here	1.4712	0.06403	104	64	31	9
1146	i just wanna be seen, doc.	1.4712	0.06547	104	65	29	10
1147	But Geico really CAN save you 15% or more!	1.4706	0.06639	102	64	28	10
1148	Have you been through any changes recently?	1.4706	0.06340	102	62	32	8
1149	You should become more assertive and not try to blend in.	1.4706	0.06185	102	61	34	7
1150	Since the pandemic, my family says I've changed.	1.4706	0.05825	119	72	38	9
1151	I feel like I just blend in, I wish I could stand out.	1.4706	0.05825	119	72	38	9
1152	Psst! I’ve been waiting for twenty minutes - stop acting like you don’t see me!	1.4700	0.06884	100	64	25	11
1153	You seem much more comfortable already.	1.4700	0.06106	100	59	35	6
1154	Have you ever considered going into politics?	1.4694	0.06679	98	61	28	9
1155	The color of your skin shouldn't matter, but in your case , it does.	1.4694	0.06835	98	62	26	10
1156	You see, it's a defense mechanism.	1.4694	0.06987	98	63	24	11
1157	Stripes and plaid! And a bow tie! Man, you need to see a shrink!!	1.4694	0.06987	98	63	24	11
1158	So, you’re telling me you’re having a hard time standing out?	1.4694	0.06679	98	61	28	9
1159	Sometimes a fly is just a fly	1.4694	0.06987	98	63	24	11
1160	Day 3: It is still there, but now it mocks my sense of décor.	1.4694	0.06987	98	63	24	11
1161	But for me, isn't normal to listen to my reptile brain?	1.4694	0.06835	98	62	26	10
1162	Your inferiority complex causes an overwhelming need for you to conform and blend in.	1.4690	0.05906	113	68	37	8
1163	When you said you felt invisible to the world, I thought it was all in your head. My apologies.	1.4690	0.06168	113	70	33	10
1164	I feel like I have been trying to fit in my whole life	1.4690	0.06168	113	70	33	10
1165	You feel that others don't notice you; they treat you like you are just part of the background.	1.4688	0.06939	96	61	25	10
1166	I think my issue is I’m trying too hard to fit in	1.4688	0.06779	96	60	27	9
1167	I feel that I’m undergoing real change.	1.4685	0.06246	111	69	32	10
1168	I used to have a colourful life, you know!	1.4685	0.06503	111	71	28	12
1169	I'm referring your condition to a dermatologist.	1.4681	0.07046	94	60	24	10
1170	I’m afraid that I’ll never show my true colors.	1.4681	0.06714	94	58	28	8
1171	I want to create an environment where you can feel seen	1.4679	0.04712	109	75	24	10
1172	I feel like nobody knows THE REAL me.	1.4679	0.06328	109	68	31	10
1173	I just can't stop trying to fit in	1.4677	0.05424	124	73	44	7
1174	So you don't feel seen...	1.4677	0.04782	124	83	30	11
1175	It’s like everybody sees right through me doc	1.4677	0.05888	124	77	36	11
1176	You do realize that stripes and plaids don't work. You really need to try harder to blend in.	1.4674	0.06990	92	58	25	9
1177	A good start but next week we'll aim for plaid.	1.4674	0.06990	92	58	25	9
1178	I guess I can't camouflage my feelings.	1.4673	0.05986	107	64	36	7
1179	You need to learn to assert yourself against the pressures of your environment	1.4673	0.06131	107	65	34	8
1180	What do you mean ‘imposter syndrome?’	1.4673	0.06941	107	71	22	14
1181	I just feel like no one notices me.	1.4672	0.06179	122	78	31	13
1182	All I want is to be seen.	1.4667	0.06741	90	55	28	7
1183	It says you suffer from multiple material disorder	1.4667	0.07102	90	57	24	9
1184	Sir, do you feel like you have problems when adapting to certain environments, then?	1.4667	0.06553	90	54	30	6
1185	‘I just feel like I don’t not fit in anywhere’	1.4667	0.05909	105	62	37	6
1186	I don’t want to show my feelings	1.4667	0.07276	90	58	22	10
1187	Sometimes I feel like a couch	1.4667	0.06741	90	55	28	7
1188	They just don't see me!	1.4661	0.05980	118	73	35	10
1189	You haven’t changed much since the last time I saw you	1.4661	0.05980	118	73	35	10
1190	I'm noticing a pattern.	1.4660	0.05985	103	61	36	6
1191	I’m just so tired of trying to be who people want me to be…	1.4660	0.06295	103	63	32	8
1192	Doc, I don't know why everyone seems to just look right through me.	1.4660	0.05905	103	63	33	7
1193	Tell me, what makes you think you don't fit in?	1.4660	0.06444	103	64	30	9
1194	After years of therapy, it dawned on Henry that he was still a lizard.	1.4660	0.06873	103	67	24	12
1195	To get over your insecurity I suggest you sit on a tiger skin	1.4659	0.06848	88	54	27	7
1196	So your career anxiety and xenophobia stems from the success of a cockney gecko selling insurance to Americans?"	1.4659	0.07219	88	56	23	9
1197	So the Gecko got the part instead of you.	1.4655	0.06529	116	76	26	14
1198	I just don't feel comfortable in my own skin.	1.4655	0.06295	116	74	30	12
1199	You’re right. I can’t keep repeating this pattern.	1.4655	0.06865	116	79	20	17
1200	Just because you can hide from me doesn’t mean you can hide from your feelings.	1.4655	0.06529	116	76	26	14
1201	Exhibits patterns of imitational behavior and keeps changing his story.	1.4653	0.06381	101	62	31	8
1202	I just think we have different definitions of the word “maladaptive”	1.4653	0.06063	101	60	35	6
1203	... feelings of invisibility and abandonment in the desert.	1.4653	0.06381	101	62	31	8
1204	People don’t see me for who I am!	1.4653	0.06381	101	62	31	8
1205	The more he changes, the more he stays the same.	1.4651	0.07341	86	55	22	9
1206	Sometimes I feel like I don't blend in.	1.4651	0.06759	86	52	28	6
1207	Why do you feel you can't blend in?	1.4649	0.06252	114	72	31	11
1208	And your mother said you’d never blend in? I think we’re getting somewhere.	1.4649	0.05999	114	70	35	9
1209	My wife says I'm not the same guy she married.	1.4646	0.06932	99	64	24	11
1210	Please don’t project on my couch	1.4646	0.06060	99	61	31	7
1211	This chaise really suits me.	1.4643	0.05939	112	68	36	8
1212	It’s like nobody REALLY sees me, ya know?	1.4643	0.06333	112	71	30	11
1213	Do you find that you often make yourself invisible to those around you?	1.4643	0.07074	84	52	25	7
1214	I feel that sometimes I just blend into the background.	1.4643	0.06459	112	72	28	12
1215	At parties I started out as a wallflower. Now I'm just part of the furniture"	1.4643	0.06204	112	70	32	10
1216	Why do I always have to be the one to adapt	1.4643	0.06657	84	50	29	5
1217	There are chameleon reasons why I hide my true colors.	1.4643	0.06869	84	51	27	6
1218	Everyone passes me by like I'm not even there!	1.4640	0.05741	125	77	38	10
1219	I agree, Mrs. Kablonski, that you're unusually adept at that. But, we're talking about lasting change.	1.4639	0.06564	97	60	29	8
1220	Is it just me or do you also detect a pattern?	1.4639	0.06398	97	59	31	7
1221	I just desperately want to be seen.	1.4639	0.06726	97	61	27	9
1222	I see by your background you are not one to draw attention to yourself.	1.4639	0.07038	97	63	23	11
1223	Your couch is giving me a migraine.	1.4639	0.06884	97	62	25	10
1224	I’m not having an identity crisis, doctor . . . I’m just inconspicuous!	1.4639	0.06726	97	61	27	9
1225	We can’t make progress when you’re camouflaging your feelings.	1.4636	0.06150	110	68	33	9
1226	And how does that upholstery make you feel?	1.4636	0.06416	110	70	29	11
1227	So you say that nobody knows what a Karma Chameleon is anymore?	1.4632	0.06491	95	58	30	7
1228	It sounds like you were acting from your lizard brain....uhhh, I mean, your id.	1.4632	0.06661	95	59	28	8
1229	Did you forget I was here?	1.4632	0.06661	95	59	28	8
1230	If only there was a fly on the wall.	1.4632	0.06316	95	57	32	6
1231	I don't know doc. I feel like blending in is my way of keeping safe.	1.4632	0.06491	95	58	30	7
1232	I just keep repeating the same old patterns.	1.4632	0.06989	95	61	24	10
1233	At parties I just seem to fade into the background.	1.4630	0.06089	108	66	34	8
1234	Sometimes a lizard is just a lizard.	1.4630	0.04145	108	72	29	7
1235	Did you say what’s my background?!	1.4630	0.06230	108	67	32	9
1236	Don’t worry, it’s natural to want to blend in.	1.4630	0.06089	108	66	34	8
1237	Remember, change comes from within, Todd	1.4628	0.05755	121	74	38	9
1238	So you're saying that trying to blend in isn't working for you?	1.4624	0.06932	93	59	25	9
1239	So why do you feel you always have to blend in?	1.4624	0.06587	93	57	29	7
1240	My diagnosis is that you have been trying to camouflage your worries for a bit too long.	1.4624	0.06407	93	56	31	6
1241	Psychologist's note: patient never showed for appointment.	1.4623	0.06168	106	65	33	8
1242	We need to talk about your defense mechanisms.	1.4623	0.06312	106	66	31	9
1243	It's chameleon with an 'H"".	1.4623	0.06312	106	66	31	9
1244	That’s what we call a Freudian slip-cover	1.4623	0.06168	106	65	33	8
1245	What I’m hearing is that you feel unseen.	1.4622	0.05442	119	70	43	6
1246	Everyone is nice at first, but then it's like they don't even see me.	1.4615	0.06683	104	67	26	11
1247	Finally a client who is how they appear.	1.4615	0.06686	91	56	28	7
1248	I can change, you say?	1.4615	0.06683	104	67	26	11
1249	Patient feels unseen....	1.4615	0.05585	130	80	40	10
1250	Hide from me all you want, but you'll never hide from yourself.	1.4615	0.07042	91	58	24	9
1251	Always blending in isn't the worst problem you could have, Henry.	1.4609	0.06211	115	73	31	11
1252	I feel like I’m finally changing but no one can see it.	1.4608	0.06021	102	61	35	6
1253	You're either mirroring or projecting	1.4607	0.07157	89	57	23	9
1254	What do you mean I really have to want to change...	1.4607	0.07505	89	59	19	11
1255	Hey man, it's not invisibility—it's camouflage. Are you even looking?	1.4607	0.06790	89	55	27	7
1256	If I curl up on your lap, I can tell you more about my checkered past.	1.4607	0.06976	89	56	25	8
1257	I feel like I’m getting better at fitting in.	1.4600	0.06578	100	63	28	9
1258	This is the third week in a row he’s missed a session.	1.4600	0.06878	100	65	24	11
1259	I'm tired of blending in wherever I go...	1.4600	0.06578	100	63	28	9
1260	Sounds like maybe you need a change of environment.	1.4600	0.06100	100	60	34	6
1261	I change whether I want to or not.	1.4600	0.06264	100	61	32	7
1262	I am just so tired of trying to fit in.	1.4600	0.06578	100	63	28	9
1263	I can’t help blending in	1.4600	0.06100	100	60	34	6
1264	Non binary, Iguana was my birth specie, but as you can see I’m transitioning	1.4600	0.07306	100	68	18	14
1265	Note to self: Need to reupholster patient couch.	1.4598	0.07276	87	56	22	9
1266	Do me a favor.... can we go back to the leather couch.	1.4595	0.06499	111	72	27	12
1267	I am sensing reptile dysfunction.	1.4595	0.06624	111	73	25	13
1268	How does being so easily influenced make you feel?	1.4592	0.06351	98	60	31	7
1269	Would not want to be a fly on the wall in this room.	1.4592	0.06674	98	62	27	9
1270	Patient has mysteriously disappeared.	1.4592	0.06351	98	60	31	7
1271	No matter how hard I try, I can’t stop pretending to be something I’m not.	1.4592	0.06351	98	60	31	7
1272	Yes, it’s a very impressive defense mechanism, but now let’s move on to something else.	1.4592	0.06514	98	61	29	8
1273	« I’ve always had this feeling that people don’t see the real Me... »	1.4592	0.06674	98	62	27	9
1274	I’m just so afraid of change. What if people see the real me, you know?	1.4592	0.06829	98	63	25	10
1275	Ooooh. Stripes and checks. That would feel weird!	1.4588	0.06809	85	52	27	6
1276	When did this change come upon you?	1.4588	0.07209	85	54	23	8
1277	I really hate change, Doc.	1.4588	0.07209	85	54	23	8
1278	So is that you can't stop feeling blue, or that you can't stop being blue?	1.4588	0.07770	85	57	17	11
1279	The only permanent thing in life is change, you know.	1.4588	0.06493	85	53	26	6
1280	I'm sensing this is a pattern for you	1.4588	0.06809	85	52	27	6
1281	I don't know why but I've never felt like I stood out	1.4588	0.06809	85	52	27	6
1282	It's hard to find myself when blending in comes so easy to me	1.4588	0.07770	85	57	17	11
1283	I feel like I fit in everywhere, but do I _belong_ anywhere?	1.4587	0.06714	109	72	24	13
1284	And what is it about blending in that troubles you?	1.4583	0.05908	96	56	36	4
1285	Dear Diary: I’m experimenting with psychedelic therapy, and I don’t like what I’m seeing.	1.4583	0.06441	96	59	30	7
1286	Why can't I be happy with how I look? Why do I always have to change?	1.4583	0.06773	96	61	26	9
1287	I'm just tired of changing.	1.4579	0.06677	107	70	25	12
1288	: Maybe the real problem is trying to change yourself for other people.	1.4579	0.06407	107	68	29	10
1289	Very nice . . . okay, now do the wall.	1.4576	0.06213	118	76	30	12
1290	So you say you feel pressured to blend in?	1.4576	0.05975	118	74	34	10
1291	Patient has a habit of repeating the same patterns.	1.4576	0.05853	118	73	36	9
1292	Johnny, are you still having your chameleon delusion?	1.4574	0.06707	94	59	27	8
1293	Doctor, is it normal to feel invisible sometimes?	1.4574	0.07040	94	61	23	10
1294	It’s nothing to worry about. Many patients experience transference.	1.4574	0.07040	94	61	23	10
1295	Look at the positive side- you adapt so well	1.4574	0.07040	94	61	23	10
1296	Horace resolves to find an analyst with less stressful upholstery.	1.4571	0.06771	105	69	24	12
1297	Is it fair to say these feelings...come and go?	1.4571	0.06057	105	64	34	7
1298	I believe your problem is, your mother taught you to blend in instead of celebrating what made you different.	1.4571	0.05903	105	63	36	6
1299	I feel like I need a change.	1.4568	0.07038	81	50	25	6
1300	So, you were the 45th president of the United States?	1.4568	0.08249	81	56	13	12
1301	"He couldn't see my true colors	1.4568	0.07668	81	53	19	9
1302	It's like I don't even know who I really am.	1.4568	0.06585	81	48	29	4
1303	And, when did you feel you lost your identity?	1.4565	0.06810	92	58	26	8
1304	It's transference.	1.4565	0.06810	92	58	26	8
1305	And when did you first notice that people don't seem to notice you?	1.4565	0.06810	92	58	26	8
1306	Solids are easy, Doc, but patterns are sooo hard!	1.4565	0.06632	92	57	28	7
1307	I have this fear I just don't blend in	1.4565	0.06983	92	59	24	9
1308	Just once, I'd like to be seen.	1.4565	0.07317	92	61	20	11
1309	I think I’m sensing a pattern	1.4565	0.06068	92	54	34	4
1310	Once again, Charlie had become just part of the furniture.	1.4563	0.07140	103	70	19	14
1311	Sometimes I just want to be seen.	1.4563	0.06289	103	64	31	8
1312	Why can’t I just fit in?	1.4563	0.05979	103	62	35	6
1313	I expect full transparency in my sessions.	1.4557	0.06692	79	47	28	4
1314	How long have you had this urge to fade into the background?	1.4556	0.05946	90	52	35	3
1315	Blending in is not the same thing as adapting, Archie"	1.4556	0.06734	90	56	27	7
1316	Doc, your jacket doesn't match your trousers.	1.4556	0.06917	90	57	25	8
1317	I just feel like I need a change.	1.4554	0.06057	101	61	34	6
1318	But that's the thing; no one ever adapts to MY colors.	1.4554	0.06969	101	67	22	12
1319	Why do you think people don't see you?	1.4554	0.06218	101	62	32	7
1320	I feel like I've been trying too hard to blend in.	1.4554	0.05175	101	56	44	1
1321	Doc, for the last time, fear of change isn't the problem	1.4554	0.06328	112	72	29	11
1322	My mom constantly said”...”Earl, don’t cause a commotion, try to blend in	1.4545	0.06840	88	55	26	7
1323	Sometimes I just don't feel seen, you know?	1.4545	0.07212	88	57	22	9
1324	...and I have this problem where I feel invisible.	1.4545	0.06447	88	53	30	5
1325	Can you make a note to order a new sofa? I hate being this color	1.4545	0.07074	99	66	21	12
1326	You know, always trying to blend into the background can seem easier but it only creates more stress over time	1.4545	0.06926	99	65	23	11
1327	Let's talk about you why don't feel you can show me your dark side.	1.4545	0.06840	88	55	26	7
1328	I’m sick and tired of blending in.	1.4545	0.06411	110	71	28	11
1329	So what I’m gathering is that you don’t feel really “seen” in the relationship?	1.4545	0.06926	99	65	23	11
1330	And do you feel like you fit in?	1.4545	0.06145	110	69	32	9
1331	'You have more options than just blending, you know?'	1.4545	0.06137	99	60	33	6
1332	What's the point of couples therapy if he keeps falling into the same old patterns?	1.4545	0.05967	99	59	35	5
1333	Sometimes I can’t find myself.	1.4545	0.06776	99	64	25	10
1334	I’ve just been having a lot of trouble feeling seen recently. It’s like I’m invisible.	1.4545	0.05796	110	74	25	11
1335	Are you ever blue?	1.4545	0.06411	110	71	28	11
1336	They act like I’m not even there most of the time.... hello? Damn, not again.	1.4545	0.06539	110	72	26	12
1337	How strange, this is my third no show client...	1.4539	0.05465	141	89	40	12
1338	I just feel like I keep getting overlooked	1.4537	0.06224	108	68	31	9
1339	So: You often feel like you’re just part of the scenery	1.4537	0.06084	108	67	33	8
1340	I know what you're thinking, but I can change!	1.4537	0.06628	108	71	25	12
1341	If you had a more vivid upholstery pattern I might become more assertive.	1.4536	0.06719	97	62	26	9
1342	See that's your problem, you keep changing to fit other peoples expectations	1.4536	0.06392	97	60	30	7
1343	And why is it that you feel no one sees you?	1.4536	0.06877	97	63	24	10
1344	Doctor- I want to stop blending into the background.	1.4535	0.06545	86	52	29	5
1345	Yes, I know how it looks, but I just feel like I don't fit in.	1.4535	0.06545	86	52	29	5
1346	People hate it when I try to show my true colors and they hate it when I just want to blend in, so what do they want, Doc?	1.4535	0.06113	86	50	33	3
1347	How about trying to be yourself instead of always fitting in?	1.4535	0.06545	86	52	29	5
1348	I don't like change	1.4528	0.06585	106	69	26	11
1349	I need help finding the real me.	1.4526	0.06982	95	62	23	10
1350	It's gone beyond self preservation. I just want to be proud of me for me	1.4526	0.07141	95	63	21	11
1351	This couch is projecting.	1.4524	0.07066	84	53	24	7
1352	Lets talk more about how you feel the need to change yourself depending on the situation.	1.4522	0.06327	115	75	28	12
1353	I guess the reason why I'm here is that I have a hard time trying to stand out	1.4519	0.05937	104	68	27	9
1354	I just feel like people don’t get to see me for who I truly am.	1.4519	0.06536	104	67	27	10
1355	So, you feel unseen?	1.4516	0.07092	93	61	22	10
1356	Do you feel that you adapt well to new situations?	1.4516	0.06022	93	55	34	4
1357	And have you tried just being yourself?	1.4516	0.06754	93	59	26	8
1358	Note to self: Next time, half a tab should be plenty.	1.4516	0.06399	93	57	30	6
1359	I feel like you’re the only one that sees me, doc	1.4516	0.06399	93	57	30	6
1360	The patient, while still hiding from his deep inner anxieties, does complement the decor quite well.	1.4516	0.06754	93	59	26	8
1361	No one pays any attention to me.	1.4516	0.07092	93	61	22	10
1362	I just never feel seen!	1.4512	0.07187	82	52	23	7
1363	Doc, can you blame me for just wanting to blend in?	1.4510	0.06014	102	62	34	6
1364	It sounds like you just don’t like change	1.4510	0.06173	102	63	32	7
1365	I feel no one truly sees me for who I am	1.4505	0.06859	91	58	25	8
1366	Okay let's start with a little background information	1.4505	0.06004	91	56	30	5
1367	Doctor, it feels like she is looking right through me.	1.4505	0.06493	91	56	29	6
1368	What the hell happened? You used to be such a colorful guy.	1.4505	0.06678	91	57	27	7
1369	Then they had the gall to tell me I don’t fit in!	1.4500	0.07093	80	50	24	6
1370	It’s like they don’t want to see the real me.	1.4500	0.07093	80	50	24	6
1371	He said I was “indifferent to change,” but look at me, doc!	1.4500	0.06416	100	63	29	8
1372	I can change doc... Really.	1.4500	0.06872	100	66	23	11
1373	I always feel pressure to conform.	1.4495	0.06317	109	70	29	10
1374	My parents always put pressure on me to blend in.	1.4495	0.06181	109	69	31	9
1375	...and how long have you been feeling this identity crisis?	1.4494	0.05181	89	56	29	4
1376	But I don’t identify as fluid.	1.4494	0.06782	89	56	26	7
1377	You know you’ll never be happy until you let people see you for who you really are.	1.4494	0.06782	89	56	26	7
1378	Have you ever heard the term imposter syndrome?	1.4494	0.06591	89	55	28	6
1379	Might be as simple as trying to stand out more. Tell me again,why you feel you’re constantly being overlooked at work.	1.4492	0.05969	118	75	33	10
1380	How can I help you when you roll your eyes at everything I say?	1.4490	0.06666	98	63	26	9
1381	Week Three: Patient continues to skip appointments.	1.4488	0.05778	127	81	35	11
1382	What’s changed recently?	1.4487	0.07218	78	49	23	6
1383	After 15 years of therapy, Herman was still the same cold-blooded character as ever.	1.4486	0.06119	107	67	32	8
1384	I want to revisit the first time you experienced plaid”	1.4486	0.06801	107	72	22	13
1385	All my life I’ve been told to just blend in.	1.4486	0.05824	107	65	36	6
1386	You seem to be suffering from upholster syndrome.	1.4486	0.06537	107	70	26	11
1387	You're blue now, but then again, so is my couch.	1.4483	0.07449	87	58	19	10
1388	You can't stand out when you were born to blend in.	1.4483	0.06890	87	55	25	7
1389	‘I told her she’s projecting but she says I keep changing’	1.4483	0.07081	87	56	23	8
1390	But I’m not ready to change.	1.4483	0.06890	87	55	25	7
1391	Look I know you have anxiety but you can’t just disappear all the time	1.4483	0.06281	87	52	31	4
1392	It seems like you feel that you have to resemble the people around you in order to be accepted	1.4483	0.06890	87	55	25	7
1393	I don't think the Doc knows I'm here, yet.	1.4479	0.07082	96	64	21	11
1394	Sounds like you’re very good at matching others expectations of you.	1.4479	0.06765	96	62	25	9
1395	Well for starters, this floral pattern clashes with my eyes.	1.4479	0.06765	96	62	25	9
1396	They say I adapt well to new environments, so why do I feel so invisible?	1.4476	0.06764	105	70	23	12
1397	Doc why is it so easy to fit in but so hard to stand out?	1.4476	0.06345	105	67	29	9
1398	No matter how I try, I've never been a standout at anything.	1.4476	0.06199	105	66	31	8
1399	So, you're having trouble with people over looking you?"	1.4471	0.06590	85	52	28	5
1400	You say you wish to stand out, but your behavior tells me otherwise.	1.4471	0.06800	85	53	26	6
1401	I seem agitated? Look at the couch. I’m working overtime here!	1.4471	0.07003	85	54	24	7
1402	I wish I felt as good as I look.	1.4471	0.07003	85	54	24	7
1403	I see. And, when did you first start exhibiting these disturbing patterns	1.4471	0.07392	85	56	20	9
1404	I’m worried all this therapy is compromising my individuality	1.4471	0.07200	85	55	22	8
1405	I can't see you now	1.4471	0.07392	85	56	20	9
1406	You have the worst case of transference I have ever seen.	1.4468	0.06868	94	61	24	9
1407	You can't really change who you are.	1.4468	0.06699	94	60	26	8
1408	Well unfortunately the session is over - make yourself known earlier next time!	1.4468	0.06526	94	59	28	7
1409	Let’s address your concerns about blending in.	1.4468	0.06699	94	60	26	8
1410	So what color should my couch be?	1.4468	0.06868	94	61	24	9
1411	I feel like people don't even see me.	1.4468	0.07032	94	62	22	10
1412	six callbacks for GEICO,,,and then they chose HIM!	1.4468	0.07193	94	63	20	11
1413	This is a safe environment. It's fine to show your true colors.	1.4468	0.06166	94	57	32	5
1414	Hmm... I don't think your mother is the reason you've never felt seen	1.4458	0.07120	83	53	23	7
1415	Your right, the new couch pattern is slimming in me.	1.4458	0.07120	83	53	23	7
1416	Sometimes I just feel like nobody really sees me	1.4458	0.07522	83	55	19	9
1417	Nobody seems to notice you?	1.4458	0.07120	83	53	23	7
1418	I think the issue is feeling as though you always have to blend in.	1.4458	0.06695	83	51	27	5
1419	the world is changing, not me.	1.4458	0.06911	83	52	25	6
1420	It is like my husband doesn't even see me.	1.4457	0.06441	92	57	29	6
1421	But I don't want to blend in. I just want to be me.	1.4457	0.06058	92	55	33	4
1422	The answer to 3 down is ichthyostega.	1.4457	0.07144	92	61	21	10
1423	No matter where I am, it seems others never notice me.	1.4457	0.07309	92	62	19	11
1424	So Doc, do you think I can change?	1.4457	0.06623	92	58	27	7
1425	I just for once want to be me. I mean, why do I feel like I always have to blend in?	1.4457	0.06801	92	59	25	8
1426	I’m camouflaged not invisible	1.4457	0.06058	92	55	33	4
1427	Everyone keeps telling me I’ve changed”	1.4457	0.06623	92	58	27	7
1428	. I feel like everyone is always looking right through me.	1.4455	0.06521	101	65	27	9
1429	Just once in my life I would like to be seen and not heard!	1.4455	0.06404	110	72	27	11
1430	So, you just don't "feel seen" then, is it?	1.4444	0.06457	99	63	28	8
1431	Before you write that down --- I also changed my mind about that too.	1.4444	0.06614	99	64	26	9
1432	Patient’s behavior reflects a strong desire to fit in even though he is extremely unhappy and on edge.	1.4444	0.07260	90	60	20	10
1433	Worst case of codependency I've ever seen.	1.4444	0.07086	90	59	22	9
1434	Needs to work on identity issues.	1.4444	0.06243	117	77	28	12
1435	But I'm just so tired of changing.	1.4444	0.07454	81	53	20	8
1436	Having trouble with your karma, chameleon?	1.4444	0.07027	81	51	24	6
1437	Either the couch goes or I do.	1.4444	0.07430	90	61	18	11
1438	And I’m tired of mimicking a couch that’s twenty years out of style. Put that in your notes too, Dr.!	1.4444	0.06614	99	64	26	9
1439	Blending in is just a first step.	1.4444	0.06804	81	50	26	5
1440	Blending in has always been an issue for me.	1.4444	0.06457	99	63	28	8
1441	Doc,no one sees me as the individual that I am! Instead,Im the guy who just seems to blend in unnoticed!	1.4444	0.06573	81	49	28	4
1442	Tell me again why you don't think you fit in?	1.4444	0.06768	99	65	24	10
1443	So nothing much changed since our last session?	1.4444	0.06908	90	58	24	8
1444	I feel like I'm really starting to fit in.	1.4444	0.06804	81	50	26	5
1445	...and i'm also prescribing you something for the color change problem	1.4444	0.06919	99	66	22	11
1446	I’m scared of change Doc...	1.4444	0.06573	81	49	28	4
1447	Come on Larry, your hour’s up and I can still see you there…	1.4444	0.06804	81	50	26	5
1448	And that’s when my lizard brain kicked in ....	1.4444	0.06614	99	64	26	9
1449	Actually, I do think that’s a healthy defense mechanism.	1.4444	0.07086	90	59	22	9
1450	I don't know why I bother coming; it's like I'm not even here	1.4444	0.06536	90	56	28	6
1451	To Do: 1. Cancel 11:00; 2. Call IKEA about talking couch”	1.4444	0.07454	81	53	20	8
1452	Change is difficult for most people but you’re making great progress	1.4444	0.06295	99	62	30	7
1453	I'm sorry about the floral pattern. Next visit I'll have a solid less distressing design.	1.4444	0.07454	81	53	20	8
1454	I guess, to be fair, it can be hard to know where I stand...	1.4435	0.05948	115	73	33	9
1455	I feel like you’re not even looking at me...	1.4434	0.06299	106	68	29	9
1456	I think your issue is that you're afraid of change.	1.4433	0.07024	97	65	21	11
1457	Yeah, I don’t think anyone would wanna be a fly on the wall in this conversation.	1.4433	0.07024	97	65	21	11
1458	What do you mean, I don’t adapt well to new environments?	1.4432	0.07382	88	59	19	10
1459	Classic case of emotional camouflage.	1.4432	0.06830	88	56	25	7
1460	Note: Patient adapts well to new surroundings but struggles with body image issues.	1.4432	0.07382	88	59	19	10
1461	What do you mean it’s just my reptilian brain at work?	1.4432	0.07019	88	57	23	8
1462	Just once I'd like to feel comfortable in my own skin.	1.4430	0.07373	79	51	21	7
1463	As a lounge lizard,my options are limited because I just blend in.	1.4430	0.07590	79	52	19	8
1464	I understand, change is hard for everyone	1.4430	0.07149	79	50	23	6
1465	Hmm, mother a cold blooded monster you say?	1.4426	0.05941	122	79	32	11
1466	Doc, I'm having nightmares in plaid.	1.4423	0.06528	104	68	26	10
1467	‘I feel like I’m always just trying to fit in.’	1.4423	0.06808	104	70	22	12
1468	I am sooooo tired of just blending in...I need to finally be noticed.	1.4421	0.06119	95	58	32	5
1469	It all starts with you believing you can change.	1.4421	0.06474	95	60	28	7
1470	I've always suffered from the imposter syndrome	1.4421	0.06474	95	60	28	7
1471	I'm having a hard time blending in.	1.4421	0.06811	95	62	24	9
1472	I don’t Khow doc , I just feel like I blend in to much , like no one sees me”	1.4421	0.02885	95	65	26	4
1473	So tell me about how you’ve changed.	1.4421	0.06474	95	60	28	7
1474	Adapting was always easy for me; now, I want stand out, be noticed	1.4421	0.06299	95	59	30	6
1475	But no one can tell that I’m wearing my mask anyway.	1.4421	0.06974	95	63	22	10
1476	And why do you feel you became so obsessed with camouflage?	1.4419	0.07508	86	58	18	10
1477	Hmm, a most unusual transference...	1.4419	0.06101	86	51	32	3
1478	I see you so often Doctor. It’s like I’m part of the furniture.	1.4419	0.06534	86	53	28	5
1479	I don’t handle change very well.	1.4419	0.06534	86	53	28	5
1480	Ooh, I've always wanted to be stripes and checks, can I sit in your lap?	1.4417	0.05893	120	77	33	10
1481	It was the realization that I was neither fish nor fowl.	1.4416	0.06791	77	47	26	4
1482	You should see how my Superego looks	1.4416	0.07277	77	49	22	6
1483	No trouble fitting in I see...	1.4412	0.06320	102	65	29	8
1484	I just don't feel like myself anymore.	1.4412	0.06907	102	69	21	12
1485	Did either of your parents exhibit this type of patterned behavior?	1.4409	0.07083	93	62	21	10
1486	You're calling me as having frontotemporal dementia? You couldn't charge by simply writing down chameleon?	1.4409	0.06569	93	59	27	7
1487	Tell me more about your limbic self.	1.4409	0.06569	93	59	27	7
1488	I can tell you about my mother doc, or I can just turn into her!	1.4409	0.06569	93	59	27	7
1489	This is a classic case of transference.	1.4405	0.06849	84	53	25	6
1490	Sometimes I just want to stand out.	1.4405	0.06189	84	50	31	3
1491	Yes Barry…I do see the real You	1.4405	0.07256	84	55	21	8
1492	Well he said, “either that wall paper goes or I do,” imagine how I felt.	1.4405	0.07055	84	54	23	7
1493	Indeed,the new upholstery is more "floral". How does that make you feel?	1.4405	0.06636	84	52	27	5
1494	Might I suggest being less worried about fitting in?	1.4400	0.06407	100	64	28	8
1495	What do you mean, 'He THINKS he's a lizard"	1.4400	0.06247	100	63	30	7
1496	I AM lying down.	1.4400	0.07411	75	48	21	6
1497	Is that a piece of lint or a fly on his sleeve?	1.4400	0.07009	100	68	20	12
1498	I feel like one of those people who changes their beliefs just to please others.	1.4396	0.07025	91	60	22	9
1499	Befuddled by plaid-and-stripes combination, subject maintains floral facade.	1.4396	0.07025	91	60	22	9
1500	My problem is genus envy?	1.4396	0.06668	91	58	26	7
1501	So you really think I can change, Doc?	1.4396	0.06483	91	57	28	6
1502	Kiss me you fool, I am your Princess.	1.4396	0.07197	91	61	20	10
1503	Well Ms. Gila Monster, what has you all wound up?	1.4396	0.06094	91	55	32	4
1504	I’m beginning to see a pattern in your defense mechanisms.	1.4396	0.06483	91	57	28	6
1505	So you see, the change was inside you all along	1.4396	0.06094	91	55	32	4
1506	Yes the guidance change by the CDC is affecting me too. If I wear a mask people think I’m unvaccinated but if I don’t they think I’m republican	1.4396	0.07025	91	60	22	9
1507	Patient shows a pathological need to fit in. Claims ‘he can’t help it’.	1.4396	0.07197	91	61	20	10
1508	Since I was a hatchling I never felt like I stood out.	1.4390	0.07175	82	53	22	7
1509	You have a problem fitting in,I see.	1.4390	0.06742	82	51	26	5
1510	Change isn’t always a bad thing...	1.4390	0.06515	82	50	28	4
1511	So, when did he stop calling you "My precious?"	1.4388	0.06334	98	62	29	7
1512	I open up about my insatiable need to always blend in and you’re only notation is “No shit?!”	1.4388	0.07262	98	68	17	13
1513	For some reason I like your upholstery.	1.4386	0.05849	114	72	34	8
1514	The worst thing is, my girlfriend is into paisley	1.4386	0.05980	114	73	32	9
1515	For once, I want to stand out and make a statement.	1.4382	0.06383	89	55	29	5
1516	This prescription should help your reptile dysfunction.	1.4381	0.06337	105	68	28	9
1517	You’ve got to learn to be comfortable in your own skin.	1.4381	0.06337	105	68	28	9
1518	Well, I can help you, but you really have to want to stay the same.	1.4375	0.06423	96	61	28	7
1519	I have a sore throat, no other symptoms.	1.4375	0.07514	80	53	19	8
1520	Based on your condition, I can see that you're still adapting to the new normal	1.4375	0.06916	96	64	22	10
1521	Have you ever considered changing?	1.4375	0.06423	96	61	28	7
1522	Nobody ever sees me for who I really am.	1.4375	0.07514	80	53	19	8
1523	My ex also accused me of being a chameleon	1.4375	0.07301	80	52	21	7
1524	Do you dream in color or black and white?	1.4375	0.07081	80	51	23	6
1525	sometimes a taco is just a taco.	1.4375	0.06854	80	50	25	5
1526	I think my problem is - I'm a people pleaser.	1.4369	0.05800	103	63	35	5
1527	Well, it’s not that I don’t fit in.	1.4369	0.06423	103	67	27	9
1528	Hmmm. Up till now we’d only observed this in politicians.	1.4369	0.06713	103	69	23	11
1529	Doc, I have adaptation issues	1.4369	0.06119	103	65	31	7
1530	You’re looking blue again this week. Why not change to a different color, and you might feel better.	1.4368	0.06879	87	56	24	7
1531	It is valid to feel that way, but I assure you that you are not invisible.	1.4368	0.06879	87	56	24	7
1532	Exhibits copycat personality disorder....	1.4368	0.06269	87	53	30	4
1533	I understand. You don’t feel seen...	1.4368	0.07257	87	58	20	9
1534	May I come sit on your lap? I much prefer Burberry.	1.4368	0.06879	87	56	24	7
1535	Of course I can change.	1.4368	0.06682	87	55	26	6
1536	Dr, sometimes I would like to feel seen.	1.4368	0.07070	87	57	22	8
1537	You had the couch recovered for your own amusement, didn't you?	1.4368	0.07070	87	57	22	8
1538	I KNOW it’s a special talent but I’m just so tired of always blending it!	1.4368	0.06478	87	54	28	5
1539	Maybe you should stop changing and just be yourself.	1.4368	0.07070	87	57	22	8
1540	So while it turns out you are not in fact my patient but rather an enormous chameleon, I’m not exactly sure what to tell you. Though it doesn’t really change my hourly rate so… would you prefer credit or debit	1.4368	0.06682	87	55	26	6
1541	What do you mean, I’m supposed to “find myself?”	1.4368	0.06781	87	58	21	8
1542	And how long have you been feeling that you don't blend in?	1.4362	0.06858	94	62	23	9
1543	In my professional opinion, you're suffering from an identity crisis.	1.4362	0.06516	94	60	27	7
1544	If you're just drawing me, put more curl in the tail.	1.4359	0.07433	78	51	20	7
1545	Yes, but tell me how you feel on the inside?	1.4359	0.06727	78	48	26	4
1546	Do you even know I’m here?	1.4359	0.07433	78	51	20	7
1547	Why does my personality change when my color changes?	1.4359	0.06970	78	49	24	5
1548	They just expect me to be everything to everyone	1.4359	0.06235	117	78	27	12
1549	We need to find what's causing your identity crisis.	1.4356	0.06512	101	66	26	9
1550	Have you ever considered just being yourself?	1.4355	0.05977	124	82	30	12
1551	So your severe anxiety and depression started when he said he was going to 'drain the swamp?' Seems to me that was just another one of his 30,000 lies, and that he needs my services more than you.	1.4353	0.07381	85	57	19	9
1552	Well, as soon as you let me back in my chair, we can talk about your delusion where I'm a giant lizard and you're a psychiatrist.	1.4353	0.07381	85	57	19	9
1553	You have to WANT to change” isn’t going to work with this client.	1.4353	0.07188	85	56	21	8
1554	You think I'm changeable?	1.4353	0.07188	85	56	21	8
1555	Freud would say, sometimes a chameleon is just a chameleon.	1.4348	0.06613	92	59	26	7
1556	He suffers from Male Pattern Boldness.	1.4348	0.06613	92	59	26	7
1557	Yes, it can be harder to be seen than to be heard.	1.4348	0.05846	92	60	26	6
1558	you feel like no one notices you, is that right?	1.4348	0.06336	92	60	25	7
1559	Let's get back to your fears about not 'fitting in.'	1.4348	0.06613	92	59	26	7
1560	So what would happen to you if you did not blend in?	1.4348	0.06613	92	59	26	7
1561	Your patterns have protected you until now, but it’s becoming hard to see the real you.	1.4348	0.06047	92	56	32	4
1562	Plaid. Plaid would help me open up more	1.4348	0.07134	92	62	20	10
1563	I think I’m having an identity crisis.	1.4348	0.06791	92	60	24	8
1564	Okay, tell me a little bit more about your need to blend in.	1.4343	0.06119	99	62	31	6
1565	And when did you start thinking you were an interior designer?	1.4343	0.06910	99	67	21	11
1566	I just don't feel seen anymore.	1.4342	0.06307	76	45	29	2
1567	I think that's the problem, doctor: every time I get close to a woman, I'm not able to show her my true colors	1.4342	0.06840	76	47	25	4
1568	Well yes, I'm seeing a behavior pattern we should discuss...	1.4342	0.07335	76	49	21	6
1569	I'm conflicted. Checks or Stripes?	1.4342	0.07571	76	50	19	7
1570	I have trouble standing out in a crowd.	1.4342	0.07571	76	50	19	7
1571	So your mother never seemed to be around?	1.4342	0.07335	76	49	21	6
1572	And what colour does that make you feel?	1.4342	0.07799	76	51	17	8
1573	I would’ve been rich, Doc. I would’ve been rich. Rich! ‘15 minutes could save you 15%’, why didn’t I think of that?!	1.4337	0.07312	83	55	20	8
1574	If you re-upholstered the couch with something more neutral I might feel more comfortable opening up."	1.4337	0.07108	83	54	22	7
1575	It’s as if she doesn’t even notice me.	1.4337	0.06682	83	52	26	5
1576	One minute I’m elated, then I’m blue, then I’m anxious, then I’m green.	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1577	And how long have you felt you are a chameleon born in an iguana’s body?	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1578	Hmmm, there's a pattern to your behavior.	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1579	So you don't seem to get the recognition you deserve?	1.4337	0.06682	83	52	26	5
1580	Stop writing and listen, I am really stressed when I stroll down 5th Avenue and these New Yorkers stare at me, as if they never have seen an inguana	1.4337	0.07108	83	54	22	7
1581	I feel like no one is seeing the real me	1.4337	0.07510	83	56	18	9
1582	What if color is a construct?	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1583	I just feel like I have to fit in all the time.	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1584	It takes patients some time to show their true colors	1.4337	0.06898	83	53	24	6
1585	I feel like I’m always trying to blend in.	1.4336	0.06143	113	74	29	10
1586	Well, you’re due for a change.	1.4333	0.06713	90	58	25	7
1587	Nobody really sees me.	1.4333	0.06525	90	57	27	6
1588	All I've ever wanted is to fit in.	1.4333	0.06897	90	59	23	8
1589	I’m tired of just blending in.	1.4333	0.06525	90	57	27	6
1590	I don’t want to change you I want to help you change yourself.	1.4333	0.06330	90	56	29	5
1591	Have I made myself clear?	1.4333	0.06713	90	58	25	7
1592	Things change so quickly these days - I feel lost…	1.4333	0.06330	90	56	29	5
1593	I can't help you if you refuse to reveal yourself.	1.4333	0.06525	90	57	27	6
1594	Can I see what you're writing about me?	1.4333	0.06525	90	57	27	6
1595	As the doctor sat going over notes from his last patient, he had the distinct feeling he was being watched.	1.4333	0.06330	90	56	29	5
1596	Where the hell is my 5 o' clock?!	1.4333	0.06713	90	58	25	7
1597	Don't become a reptile therapist, they said. You'll talk to chameleons all day, they said.	1.4330	0.06539	97	63	26	8
1598	It’s just that sometimes…I wish the surroundings would try to look like me for once.	1.4330	0.07014	97	66	20	11
1599	Patient suffers from imposter syndrome.	1.4327	0.06226	104	67	29	8
1600	Your assignment was to find someone you admire and pattern yourself after them.	1.4327	0.06375	104	68	27	9
1601	Boss says I won’t get a raise unless I stand out.	1.4324	0.05951	111	71	32	8
1602	You've come so far. I think you are ready for the paisley couch.	1.4321	0.07441	81	54	19	8
1603	Cool. Can you do Wainscoting?	1.4321	0.07441	81	54	19	8
1604	If it makes you feel any better it used to be corduroy.	1.4321	0.07645	81	55	17	9
1605	And so, exactly how long have you been feeling invisible?	1.4321	0.07014	81	52	23	6
1606	Some days, I'd just like to stand out.	1.4321	0.07014	81	52	23	6
1607	I can remember my parents telling me things would get better if I just blended in.	1.4321	0.06559	81	50	27	4
1608	Doc, I just don’t know what ‘just be yourself’ means!	1.4321	0.07645	81	55	17	9
1609	I'm beginning to think your feelings of "invisibility" are not totally psychosomatic.	1.4318	0.07007	88	58	22	8
1610	Everybody ignores me. It's as if I were invisible!	1.4318	0.07007	88	58	22	8
1611	Let's move on to your fear of patterned fabrics.	1.4318	0.06818	88	57	24	7
1612	obsesses over upholstery"	1.4318	0.06624	88	56	26	6
1613	Sometimes I feel like people don't even notice me.	1.4318	0.06818	88	57	24	7
1614	And how long have you felt that others overlook you?	1.4318	0.06624	88	56	26	6
1615	But Doc, I don’t want to change.	1.4318	0.07371	88	60	18	10
1616	I am tired of blending in; I want an identity all of my own.	1.4318	0.06624	88	56	26	6
1617	I can never show my true colors	1.4318	0.06818	88	57	24	7
1618	I can't help you if you're unwilling to be your authentic self.	1.4316	0.06964	95	64	21	10
1619	I am so sick of always having to blend in. Can you help me Doc?	1.4316	0.06288	95	60	29	6
1620	I feel like I constantly have to change in order to fit in	1.4316	0.06107	95	59	31	5
1621	Why do you always feel the need to blend in?	1.4314	0.06310	102	66	28	8
1622	So you feel the need to fit in everywhere you go?	1.4314	0.06462	102	67	26	9
1623	Diagnosis: Adaptable But Paranoid	1.4312	0.04584	109	76	25	8
1624	So, you say you feel as if you're invisible?	1.4312	0.06301	109	72	27	10
1625	Sometimes I just feel invisible, you know?	1.4312	0.06025	109	70	31	8
1626	I imagine you can tell I am a middle child	1.4306	0.07616	72	47	19	6
1627	I just feel like no one really sees me for who I am, you know?	1.4304	0.07993	79	55	14	10
1628	You had to pick the chintz!	1.4304	0.06904	79	50	24	5
1629	So you feel that no one sees you....	1.4304	0.07135	79	51	22	6
1630	I guess I would describe myself as a wallflower type of gal	1.4304	0.07576	79	53	18	8
1631	What do you mean I need to stand out more?!	1.4304	0.07359	79	52	20	7
1632	Doctor notes: Prefers blending in to avoid conflict.	1.4302	0.05740	86	53	30	3
1633	We have to go back to when you were a tadpole.	1.4302	0.06521	86	54	27	5
1634	Yes I know change is difficult but just be thankful the decorator talked me out of going with the plaid!	1.4302	0.06521	86	54	27	5
1635	So you feel your background doesn't allow you to show your true self?	1.4302	0.06521	86	54	27	5
1636	Let’s just call that the grey area....	1.4302	0.06087	86	52	31	3
1637	I feel like I always have to change who I am, to fit in	1.4302	0.06727	86	55	25	6
1638	How long have you had this feeling that you're not being seen?	1.4301	0.06377	93	59	28	6
1639	Well Doc, I do want to change but not a floral pattern.	1.4301	0.07072	93	63	20	10
1640	What does 'lizard-like' mean?	1.4301	0.06377	93	59	28	6
1641	At first, I thought my patient had a problem. But now, I've realised that it is I who is talking to a chameleon.	1.4301	0.06191	93	58	30	5
1642	Alone with my notes, yet my last patient still haunts me.	1.4300	0.06073	100	63	31	6
1643	I feel like I’m a social chameleon, and yes I’m aware of the irony.	1.4300	0.06553	100	66	25	9
1644	Have you tried standing next to someone who's emotionally secure?	1.4286	0.06835	84	54	24	6
1645	I am quite pleased at your openness to change.	1.4286	0.07261	77	50	21	6
1646	So, how long have you been Ted Cruz?	1.4286	0.07628	84	58	16	10
1647	So, tell me when it all began. When did you start to feel that nobody was noticing you?	1.4286	0.07042	84	55	22	7
1648	Perhaps you should spend less time in lounges.	1.4286	0.06656	91	59	25	7
1649	Why do you feel like you need to blend in?	1.4286	0.06402	84	52	28	4
1650	Very impressive, Mrs. Goldfarb, but can we get back to the source of these delusions.	1.4286	0.07768	70	46	18	6
1651	Note to self: for next weeks session patient may benefit from reduced dose of psychoactive drugs.	1.4286	0.07814	84	59	14	11
1652	...Let's talk a little more about how you just "don't feel seen" in your marriage	1.4286	0.07718	77	52	17	8
1653	What do you mean when you say your father "barely noticed you" when you were growing up?	1.4286	0.06470	91	58	27	6
1654	So, Your are tired ,of blending in...go on!	1.4286	0.06470	91	58	27	6
1655	I simply have no ability to stand out...	1.4286	0.06835	84	54	24	6
1656	‘Hide my true self, do I?’	1.4286	0.06402	84	52	28	4
1657	Well, we all want to feel seen.	1.4286	0.07261	77	50	21	6
1658	My desire to fit in makes me feel invisible	1.4286	0.06323	98	63	28	7
1659	She looked right past me. I feel like I’m not seen in my relationships.	1.4286	0.05981	98	61	32	5
1660	Let’s explore that. When someone at a party says to you that you “just blend into the background,” how goes that make you feel?	1.4272	0.06109	103	66	30	7
1661	How long have you conformed to this pattern?	1.4271	0.06745	96	64	23	9
1662	It feels like i am invisble to everyone	1.4271	0.06745	96	64	23	9
1663	How long have you been a "stand up" chameleon	1.4270	0.07303	89	61	18	10
1664	What do you mean, you feel like a wallflower?	1.4270	0.05955	89	54	32	3
1665	I have to want to change?	1.4270	0.06759	89	58	24	7
1666	I'm just going to put a no show	1.4270	0.06945	89	59	22	8
1667	YES,I AM reflecting!	1.4270	0.06945	89	59	22	8
1668	Doc honestly, I'm feeling like people just don't see my anymore.	1.4270	0.06945	89	59	22	8
1669	«Therapy won’t work until you stop hiding your feelings and start showing your true colors»	1.4270	0.07126	89	60	20	9
1670	Did I tell you that my mother's a lizard?	1.4268	0.06727	82	52	25	5
1671	Patient complains about not feeling seen.	1.4268	0.06948	82	53	23	6
1672	Stop trying to blend in; you've got to learn to be more assertive!	1.4268	0.06019	82	49	31	2
1673	Adapting to my surroundings is getting harder and harder, Doc.	1.4268	0.06500	82	51	27	4
1674	I understand you’re not feeling seen.	1.4268	0.06727	82	52	25	5
1675	No one sees me - they all just look past me.	1.4268	0.07570	82	56	17	9
1676	Day 3, still searching for pet chameleon.	1.4268	0.07161	82	54	21	7
1677	So, how long have you been feeling invisible?	1.4268	0.06948	82	53	23	6
1678	I am not trying to be whatever people want me to be.	1.4268	0.07368	82	55	19	8
1679	Nice try, but even no-shows get charged for the session.	1.4268	0.07161	82	54	21	7
1680	Patient is a no show, AGAIN. Bill their insurance.	1.4268	0.07161	82	54	21	7
1681	Doc, I just gotta be me.	1.4268	0.06500	82	51	27	4
1682	You know I have a hard time with change	1.4268	0.06500	82	51	27	4
1683	Oh Yea, You Blend...	1.4267	0.07634	75	50	18	7
1684	I feel like no one really sees me for who I am...	1.4267	0.06345	75	45	28	2
1685	Patient stuck with floral pattern – basic reptile dysfunction.	1.4267	0.06890	75	47	24	4
1686	Clearly I cannot see where you are coming from.	1.4267	0.07147	75	48	22	5
1687	I don't like these side effects. Let's try something else.	1.4257	0.06190	101	65	29	7
1688	You see, as hard as I try, I can't truly blend in.	1.4257	0.06190	101	65	29	7
1689	Often changes colors rather than answering the question.	1.4255	0.06326	94	60	28	6
1690	Don't worry Mr. Thompson, the LSD will soon wear off.	1.4255	0.06847	94	63	22	9
1691	I have a hard time believing you know what it's like to not feel seen, doc.	1.4255	0.06504	94	61	26	7
1692	I have a recurring dream that I peddle auto insurance.	1.4255	0.06677	94	62	24	8
1693	You’re right, I did say that it would help if you blended in.	1.4253	0.06865	87	57	23	7
1694	And why do you feel like you change based on your surroundings?	1.4253	0.07057	87	58	21	8
1695	I just feel invisible.	1.4253	0.06254	87	54	29	4
1696	I dunno doc, it’s like no one really sees me.	1.4253	0.06464	87	55	27	5
1697	This is going to take a while because, even with a negative lens, a positive cornea, monocular focusing, AND independent eye movement, you display no insight into your true self.	1.4253	0.07244	87	59	19	9
1698	Would you say that you don’t feel seen?	1.4253	0.06464	87	55	27	5
1699	You can hide from me, but you can’t hide from your problems.	1.4253	0.06865	87	57	23	7
1700	I feel like nobody notices me. Not even you.	1.4253	0.06464	87	55	27	5
1701	All of my life I have worried about fitting in	1.4253	0.06865	87	57	23	7
1702	I'm afraid to show her my true colors.	1.4250	0.07286	80	53	20	7
1703	You can't camouflage your feelings.	1.4250	0.06358	80	49	28	3
1704	Is it possible your need to fit in may indicate self esteem issues?	1.4250	0.06358	80	49	28	3
1705	There are some things you just can't hide.	1.4250	0.06838	80	51	24	5
1706	I see why you think might be having an identity crisis.	1.4250	0.06838	80	51	24	5
1707	You told me to change!	1.4250	0.07065	80	52	22	6
1708	You know I’m still here,right?	1.4247	0.07534	73	48	19	6
1709	I can't stop changing colors, Doc. So does that make me an altruist or just bipolar?	1.4245	0.06135	106	69	29	8
1710	It’s that sometimes I’m not sure I want to change.	1.4242	0.06273	99	64	28	7
1711	Patient is highly adaptable.	1.4240	0.05931	125	84	29	12
1712	I see what your writing..Yes I can can do Plaid .....	1.4239	0.06952	92	62	21	9
1713	I just feel like I'm not getting noticed	1.4239	0.06600	92	60	25	7
1714	You indicate here, that you struggle with a sense of self, tell me more...	1.4239	0.06416	92	59	27	6
1715	I just feel like nobody sees me	1.4235	0.06977	85	56	22	7
1716	So why is it that you have the need to blend in?	1.4235	0.06977	85	56	22	7
1717	It’s like, sometimes I feel invisible, you know?	1.4235	0.06121	85	57	22	6
1718	Am I a lizard dreaming that I'm a couch, or couch dreaming that I'm a lizard?	1.4235	0.06346	85	53	28	4
1719	I really have a hard time feeling seen.	1.4235	0.06977	85	56	22	7
1720	How did it feel when you were voted Least Likely to Stand Out?	1.4235	0.05645	85	50	34	1
1721	My day? Well... it started blue, then turned to yellow, now it's orange, but I'm afraid it may be end in red.	1.4235	0.05645	85	55	26	4
1722	Listening to ‘True Colors’ by Cindy Lauper is such a trauma for me.	1.4234	0.05941	111	72	31	8
1723	You can’t hide from your problems	1.4231	0.07189	78	51	21	6
1724	You are what you feel.	1.4231	0.06710	78	49	25	4
1725	I continually obsess about what I’m wearing. Do I look good on this?	1.4231	0.06953	78	50	23	5
1726	Look Doc, it's no use. I'll just become whatever you want me to be.	1.4225	0.07681	71	47	18	6
1727	In addition to all that, I've fallen in love with your couch.	1.4225	0.07681	71	47	18	6
1728	I can't do wainscot.	1.4222	0.06884	90	60	22	8
1729	I’m seeing a repeating pattern here!	1.4222	0.06511	90	58	26	6
1730	I see you're exhibiting some familiar patterns.	1.4222	0.06316	90	57	28	5
1731	One cannot simply camouflage their true self forever, Charles...	1.4222	0.06511	90	58	26	6
1732	No matter where I am, I just don't feel seen...	1.4222	0.06115	90	56	30	4
1733	I know they say a leopard doesn’t change his spots, but that’s not who I am!	1.4222	0.07237	90	62	18	10
1734	I detect a pattern.	1.4217	0.06666	83	53	25	5
1735	Thanks, that fly was bothering me.	1.4217	0.06883	83	54	23	6
1736	James! I told you to bring in my next patient!	1.4217	0.06883	83	54	23	6
1737	Change can only come from within.	1.4217	0.06666	83	53	25	5
1738	Lately it seems like people just look right through me.	1.4217	0.06209	83	51	29	3
1739	So, what I hear you saying is that you have a hard time standing out.	1.4217	0.07093	83	55	21	7
1740	For a start, I think you've misread Kafka.	1.4217	0.07297	83	56	19	8
1741	I feel like I’m always being overlooked.	1.4217	0.06666	83	53	25	5
1742	It's just so hard to stand out in today's world	1.4216	0.05107	102	65	33	4
1743	You need to relax. "A fly on the wall" was just an expression.	1.4211	0.06622	95	63	24	8
1744	So you’re worried about reptile dysfunction.	1.4211	0.07554	76	51	18	7
1745	Of course, before the spell, I was a third-grade teacher in Bayonne, New Jersey".	1.4211	0.07318	76	50	20	6
1746	Mhm... have you tried blending in more?	1.4211	0.06094	95	60	30	5
1747	...Absent...again...	1.4211	0.06091	114	76	28	10
1748	See? You can be anything you want.	1.4211	0.07318	76	50	20	6
1749	It is the third time he skips the session but I will still charge him.	1.4211	0.06560	76	47	26	3
1750	You have to stop concealing everything & open up more.	1.4205	0.06609	88	57	25	6
1751	This really has been a transforming experience!	1.4205	0.06409	88	56	27	5
1752	Tell me more about how you feel your sense of self constantly changing and this need to 'fit in'.	1.4205	0.06804	88	58	23	7
1753	My friends say I'm a wallflower, but I just don't get it.	1.4205	0.07178	88	60	19	9
1754	I guess what I’m saying is sometimes I don’t recognize myself anymore.	1.4205	0.07178	88	60	19	9
1755	Everything is changing.	1.4205	0.06993	88	59	21	8
1756	For the last time, it’s MYSELF that I hate. Your couch is fine.	1.4205	0.06993	88	59	21	8
1757	...and he thinks he is a chameleon...	1.4200	0.06385	100	66	26	8
1758	I’m right in front of you.	1.4200	0.06385	100	66	26	8
1759	I keep following the same pattern, Doc.	1.4198	0.07425	81	55	18	8
1760	I know you said I'd regress, but this is ridiculous.	1.4198	0.06997	81	53	22	6
1761	Let's move on from the '60s Doc, those tie-dye '70s are where my issues really lie.	1.4198	0.06773	81	52	24	5
1762	What's 'imposter syndrome'?	1.4194	0.06721	93	62	23	8
1763	Now, last week you were feeling blue, but you have changed color 16 times since then.. fascinating!	1.4194	0.06544	93	61	25	7
1764	Can you just try and be yourself?	1.4194	0.06177	93	59	29	5
1765	Doctor: “Congratulations, you’ve made quite the breakthrough. You are quite capable of change.”	1.4194	0.06892	93	63	21	9
1766	I want to stand out in a crowd.	1.4189	0.06384	74	45	27	2
1767	Tell me about this fear of blending in	1.4189	0.06939	74	47	23	4
1768	[needs no caption; no one is speaking]	1.4189	0.07935	74	51	15	8
1769	I admit that you’ve learned to fit in, but you’re still cold blooded by nature	1.4189	0.07201	74	48	21	5
1770	Let's talk about your karma, chameleon.	1.4189	0.07698	74	50	17	7
1771	Absorbs the personality of those around him	1.4189	0.07201	74	48	21	5
1772	They all conveniently act like they can't see me.	1.4189	0.07201	74	48	21	5
1773	You can see me right?	1.4189	0.06939	74	47	23	4
1774	The thing is, she's always telling me I try too hard to fit in.	1.4186	0.06505	86	55	26	5
1775	Patient suffers from an overwhelming need to fit in...	1.4186	0.06913	86	57	22	7
1776	So how long have you had this overwhelming desire to sit in a chair and take notes?	1.4179	0.07712	67	44	18	5
1777	That’s your diagnosis? Copycat? Really?	1.4179	0.08000	67	45	16	6
1778	I am tired of always changing to fit in!	1.4177	0.06886	79	51	23	5
1779	So, I like to hide. What of it?	1.4177	0.06397	79	49	27	3
1780	I see you’re writing me off from the gecko. .	1.4177	0.06646	79	50	25	4
1781	I feel like I’m not seen.	1.4176	0.06456	91	59	26	6
1782	Your couch brings out the 70s in me.	1.4176	0.06264	91	58	28	5
1783	Yes Dr. I do prefer this one. The other sofa made me feel … blue.	1.4176	0.06823	91	61	22	8
1784	So, you say you've been struggling to blend in	1.4176	0.06823	91	61	22	8
1785	John, as we discussed disappearing isn’t a healthy defence mechanism	1.4176	0.06642	91	60	24	7
1786	I do notice time flies these days. But I'm still always hungry.	1.4167	0.07597	72	48	18	6
1787	So I’m having this reoccurring dream where my tail falls off.	1.4167	0.06384	84	53	27	4
1788	And when did these reading-over-the-shoulder symptoms begin?	1.4167	0.06605	84	54	25	5
1789	Your reactions follow a known pattern.	1.4167	0.06485	72	44	26	2
1790	My mother had a cold heart.	1.4167	0.06819	84	55	23	6
1791	Call me crazy but I'm telling you, my mother was abducted by upholsterers when we were vacationing in the Caribbean.	1.4167	0.06224	96	62	28	6
1792	How does that help me?	1.4167	0.07850	72	49	16	7
1793	So, do you think I can change?	1.4167	0.06384	84	53	27	4
1794	It’s good to see you handling all these changes so well.	1.4167	0.06819	84	55	23	6
1795	„Wow, he‘s writing down his shopping list...“	1.4167	0.06224	96	62	28	6
1796	So you say you have a hard time blending in?	1.4167	0.07063	72	46	22	4
1797	So tell me, when have you started noticing these changes?	1.4167	0.07227	84	57	19	8
1798	If we can't help you to be more authoritative, perhaps we can work on your design sense.	1.4158	0.06177	101	66	28	7
1799	What makes you think you have trouble blending in?	1.4158	0.06640	101	69	22	10
1800	No, really, it's quite normal to want to blend in...	1.4157	0.06354	89	57	27	5
1801	Plaid over stripes? I'm a chameleon. I have standards!	1.4156	0.07003	77	50	22	5
1802	You have an overwhelming desire to fit in	1.4156	0.08132	77	55	12	10
1803	So, you say you can't get that Boy George song out of your head?	1.4156	0.06755	77	49	24	4
1804	I can see a pattern in your life.	1.4156	0.07243	77	51	20	6
1805	Do you think you can change?	1.4156	0.07003	77	50	22	5
1806	I can really see myself fitting in here.	1.4156	0.07475	77	52	18	7
1807	What in your fantasies makes you think that you may be cold-blooded?	1.4149	0.07318	94	67	15	12
1808	Diagnosis: body dysmorphia. Patient projects unease by worrying that my clashing jacket and pants will leave me exposed and vulnerable.	1.4146	0.07454	82	59	13	10
1809	Let's talk about your transference issues.	1.4146	0.06930	82	54	22	6
1810	Your fly is down.	1.4146	0.07144	82	55	20	7
1811	You were born to blend in, just embrace it.	1.4146	0.06481	82	52	26	4
1812	Psychiatrist: "You go from feeling blue to...what was it you said...?	1.4146	0.06930	82	54	22	6
1813	The same thing happened to you in the Sistine Chapel?	1.4146	0.07352	82	56	18	8
1814	I’m starting to see some change in you.	1.4146	0.05999	82	50	30	2
1815	Dr Finkelman's chameleon therapy idea ended when nobody showed up	1.4143	0.07747	70	47	17	6
1816	I finally feel seen, thanks doc	1.4143	0.07475	70	46	19	5
1817	My WHAT brain?!	1.4143	0.08010	70	48	15	7
1818	My wife says its me thats changed	1.4143	0.07747	70	47	17	6
1819	Note to self: get a dog.	1.4143	0.07747	70	47	17	6
1820	You really think I try too hard to blend in?	1.4141	0.05922	99	63	31	5
1821	Do you mind if I crawl up on your shoulders? I love that plaid!	1.4141	0.06423	99	66	25	8
1822	Just because you can see all around you doesn’t mean you can see what’s on the inside.	1.4141	0.04871	99	65	30	4
1823	Iguana second opinion.	1.4138	0.07042	87	59	20	8
1824	So when did you start feeling like you were a chameleon?	1.4138	0.06652	87	57	24	6
1825	What I hear you saying is, it ain't easy being green... or really any color.	1.4138	0.07229	87	60	18	9
1826	Office note: "Severe iatrophobia, as once again, patient disappears moments after arrival."	1.4138	0.06850	87	58	22	7
1827	cold-blooded, i think thats fair, doctor.	1.4138	0.06652	87	57	24	6
1828	. . . And how long have you had this feeling of being unnoticed?	1.4138	0.06448	87	56	26	5
1829	Well change is good.	1.4138	0.05792	87	58	24	5
1830	I’ve never done florals before.	1.4135	0.06203	104	69	27	8
1831	Yes Doctor, it is a defense mechanism. Wearing a plaid jacket with striped pants is very threatening to chameleons.	1.4133	0.08295	75	54	11	10
1832	So you say you just feel invisible to everyone?	1.4133	0.07375	75	50	19	6
1833	I'm a psychiatrist, not a plastic surgeon.	1.4133	0.07126	75	49	21	5
1834	Paranoid? I'm spilling my guts and you're doing Sudoku.	1.4133	0.06869	75	48	23	4
1835	Sometimes I just feel like part of the furniture	1.4133	0.07615	75	51	17	7
1836	I feel like people only like me when I pretend to be someone else	1.4133	0.07375	75	50	19	6
1837	Yeah I would say I adapt to new environments alright.	1.4133	0.06601	75	47	25	3
1838	« I’m feeling blue today. But maybe it’s just your sofa... »	1.4130	0.06938	92	63	20	9
1839	I just want to rule out mental health as a cause.	1.4130	0.06585	92	61	24	7
1840	When did you start feeling you were losing your identity?	1.4125	0.06819	80	52	23	5
1841	You feel you’re too conspicuous?	1.4125	0.07047	80	53	21	6
1842	I just feel like I keep having to change myself to fit my environment	1.4125	0.07483	80	55	17	8
1843	"15 percent for 15 minutes?	1.4118	0.07329	68	44	20	4
1844	Miss Stevens, please send in the next patient.	1.4118	0.07329	68	44	20	4
1845	Really? Human envy? Is that a thing?	1.4118	0.06756	85	56	23	6
1846	I don't know doc, I just feel like I don't stand out.	1.4118	0.06545	85	55	25	5
1847	It might be time to find a new therapist," Bob thought, "One that really sees me.	1.4118	0.06102	85	53	29	3
1848	So you think the Psilocybin is working?	1.4118	0.06960	85	57	21	7
1849	Tell me again, why do you feel invisible to others?	1.4118	0.06756	85	56	23	6
1850	I had the nightmare again, doc. I was in a crowded room and I forgot my clothes. Of course in my case I just blended right in.	1.4118	0.06960	85	57	21	7
1851	Are you sure she's the one who changed?	1.4118	0.07622	68	45	18	5
1852	I need to feel seen.	1.4118	0.06756	85	56	23	6
1853	Patient displays a pattern of perennial spirals.	1.4118	0.07622	68	45	18	5
1854	In order to truly bloom, you mustn't be afraid to stand out	1.4118	0.06703	68	42	24	2
1855	Sometimes I feel likeI just fade into the background.	1.4118	0.06756	85	56	23	6
1856	I hope you know that using your chameleon camouflage powers here will not help us reach our goals.	1.4118	0.06960	85	57	21	7
1857	i think i just don’t like change	1.4118	0.05625	85	51	33	1
1858	Let’s get beyond your pattern of conformity, shall we?	1.4111	0.06098	90	57	29	4
1859	Doc, I just can’t stop these self-destructive patterns.	1.4111	0.06495	90	59	25	6
1860	For as long as I can remember I have felt the need to blend in."	1.4110	0.07256	73	48	20	5
1861	I’m right here! I just want to be seen and heard.	1.4110	0.06711	73	46	24	3
1862	I’m done with this patient, he’s making appointments but never shows up!	1.4110	0.08004	73	51	14	8
1863	You just don't see me.	1.4110	0.06711	73	46	24	3
1864	You need to start showing up for sessions.	1.4110	0.06421	73	45	26	2
1865	Lately Doc, I just feel I’m fading into the background	1.4110	0.06711	73	46	24	3
1866	Is it nature or nurture? I feel like I'm a real product of the environment I'm in....	1.4110	0.07513	73	49	18	6
1867	Sometimes I just feel like I have to change.	1.4105	0.06260	95	62	27	6
1868	You can hide from the world but you can’t hide from yourself.	1.4103	0.06933	78	51	22	5
1869	It's just one identity crisis after another	1.4103	0.07169	78	52	20	6
1870	Please never change the fabric to stripes, not with my waistline	1.4103	0.06689	78	50	24	4
1871	It’s happening again right now.	1.4103	0.06933	78	51	22	5
1872	It's bad doc, sometimes I wish I wasn't ovoviviparously reproduced	1.4103	0.06933	78	51	22	5
1873	I just want to be heard and not seen.	1.4103	0.06933	78	51	22	5
1874	I feel like I have to change myself just to fit in	1.4100	0.06211	100	66	27	7
1875	We're looking for balance, Eric. Maybe a group session with the Leopards?	1.4096	0.06189	83	52	28	3
1876	Doctor's Note: patient has missed third appointment in a row	1.4096	0.07479	83	58	16	9
1877	Is that a fly on your elbow?	1.4096	0.06757	83	57	19	7
1878	I can’t help it; it’s the transference.	1.4096	0.06189	83	52	28	3
1879	It all goes back to my father really. I hardly ever saw him.	1.4096	0.07280	83	57	18	8
1880	Strong desire to fit in; feels “unseen.”	1.4096	0.06865	83	55	22	6
1881	More and more, it feels like my husband doesn’t see me. It’s as though I blend in with the furniture.	1.4096	0.07075	83	56	20	7
1882	So what makes you think you're cold blooded?	1.4096	0.07673	83	59	14	10
1883	And then,she accused me of being a conformist.	1.4096	0.07075	83	56	20	7
1884	I often find myself pretending to be something else, but never my true self	1.4096	0.06865	83	55	22	6
1885	No doubt your ability to adapt is a boon, but therapy is about showing your true colors.	1.4096	0.06422	83	53	26	4
1886	Shoot your tongue at my tie again and this session is over.	1.4096	0.07280	83	57	18	8
1887	Fast changing moods . . bipolarism . . . tripolarism. Multi-color personality disorder! ! !	1.4096	0.07075	83	56	20	7
1888	I know how you feel. I used to have plaid wallpaper in here.	1.4096	0.06865	83	55	22	6
1889	Sometimes,I feel I lack all originality. I just blend into the crowd.	1.4091	0.08072	66	45	15	6
1890	There is a fly on his shoe . He may not like this .	1.4091	0.07162	88	61	18	9
1891	You're either a thin-skinned cold-blooded conformist, or a chameleon.	1.4091	0.07472	66	43	19	4
1892	I CAN change, I really can.	1.4091	0.06977	88	60	20	8
1893	It appears your ego issue stems from playing hide and go seek as a child and never losing.	1.4091	0.07778	66	44	17	5
1894	Have you always felt like a wallflower?	1.4091	0.06592	88	58	24	6
1895	Tell me more about why you feel so compelled to fit in.	1.4091	0.06788	88	59	22	7
1896	Why do you want to look like the couch ?”	1.4091	0.06493	88	60	21	7
1897	Is it fair to blame your mother? As I understand, all iguanas smother their eggs in sand and move on.	1.4091	0.07342	88	62	16	10
1898	Ah looks like my patient isn’t here yet, that’ll be a $300 no show fee	1.4091	0.07162	88	61	18	9
1899	so how did that make you peel?	1.4091	0.07154	66	42	21	3
1900	Hello? Does anyone see me?	1.4086	0.06529	93	62	24	7
1901	Patient suffers from Imposter Syndrome and Fear of Missing Out.	1.4086	0.05769	93	58	32	3
1902	I just feel like nobody notices that I'm around!	1.4086	0.05769	93	58	32	3
1903	Preoccupied with his grocery list, Dr. Freud had failed to notice that his patient's "id" had merged with his "super-ego" and created a giant lizard.	1.4085	0.07392	71	47	19	5
1904	It's a colorful story.	1.4085	0.07114	71	46	21	4
1905	My blending instinct is easily explained by Jung's Theory of Neurosis.	1.4085	0.06826	71	45	23	3
1906	I was always the last one picked for basketball.	1.4085	0.07114	71	46	21	4
1907	I’m having a little trouble blending in.	1.4085	0.07114	71	46	21	4
1908	I'm afraid to show who I really am.	1.4085	0.06826	71	45	23	3
1909	You say Gecko I say Geico.	1.4085	0.07392	71	47	19	5
1910	I find your couch invalidating.	1.4085	0.07392	71	47	19	5
1911	‘I find that I often have trouble showing my true colors’	1.4085	0.07392	71	47	19	5
1912	We were walking through a field of flowers like this when I lost sight of my mother.	1.4079	0.06537	76	48	25	3
1913	How long have you felt you were fading into the background?	1.4079	0.06800	76	49	23	4
1914	Thanks for the matching couch	1.4079	0.06800	76	49	23	4
1915	It’s karma, Chameleon. It comes and goes.	1.4079	0.07053	76	50	21	5
1916	Lacks individualism"? You do know that I'm a chameleon, right	1.4079	0.07298	76	51	19	6
1917	I feel like I'm invisible to others.	1.4079	0.06537	76	48	25	3
1918	Doctor, how come the other kids at school make fun of my tongue?	1.4079	0.06537	76	48	25	3
1919	Are those shoes you Lizzy?	1.4079	0.07053	76	50	21	5
1920	Everyone treats me as though I were invisible.	1.4074	0.06521	81	52	25	4
1921	I think I've always felt invisible.	1.4074	0.06754	81	53	23	5
1922	It wouldn't seem so remarkable if you knew my mother-in- law.	1.4074	0.07407	81	56	17	8
1923	Hmmmm... And what color does that make you turn?	1.4074	0.06978	81	54	21	6
1924	What I am hearing is that you feel emotionally clingy yet invisible, and ultimately desire to blend into the background to avoid detection. Am I close?	1.4074	0.06280	81	51	27	3
1925	And so I told Mr. Escher...	1.4074	0.06978	81	54	21	6
1926	I'm having trouble standing out at work.	1.4074	0.06754	81	53	23	5
1927	And how do my alligator shoes make you feel?	1.4070	0.07467	86	61	15	10
1928	Surely you realize you have to WANT to change.	1.4070	0.06486	86	56	25	5
1929	Tell me, did you always have this overwhelming need to fit in?	1.4066	0.06808	91	62	21	8
1930	Just tell me that you see me.	1.4066	0.06439	91	60	25	6
1931	When did you first realize what "adapt to your environment" meant?	1.4066	0.06808	91	62	21	8
1932	Tell me about your family ... and genus ... and species.	1.4066	0.06246	91	59	27	5
1933	Dear Diary: Finally a minute on my own!	1.4062	0.07943	64	43	16	5
1934	Our session is over for today and yes, I can still see you.	1.4059	0.06000	101	66	29	6
1935	Displays signs of couch envy.	1.4058	0.07535	69	46	18	5
1936	Doc, it's like I'm absorbing anxiety.	1.4058	0.07392	69	48	15	6
1937	You seem wound up. Please try to relax and return to your normal coloring.	1.4058	0.06946	69	44	22	3
1938	I mean, who doesn’t want 10% off their car insurance?	1.4058	0.06946	69	44	22	3
1939	Instead of telling you how it makes me feel, I wanted to show you.	1.4058	0.06632	69	43	24	2
1940	I see that you are blue. And how does that make you feel?	1.4058	0.07246	69	45	20	4
1941	So...I consider myself an empath	1.4058	0.06946	69	44	22	3
1942	But I like being a chameleon	1.4054	0.07179	74	49	20	5
1943	Oh yeah, Doc? Well I think YOU have mirroring personality disorder. Look how your legs match the wall pattern.	1.4054	0.07432	74	50	18	6
1944	But, doc, I thought adaptability was a virtue not a diagnosis!	1.4054	0.07915	74	52	14	8
1945	So, you're used to fitting in.	1.4054	0.06916	74	48	22	4
1946	I have control issues.	1.4054	0.06916	74	48	22	4
1947	That's bad Karma, Chameleon.	1.4054	0.07677	74	51	16	7
1948	Shh! My wife is right next to me.	1.4054	0.07179	74	49	20	5
1949	It's a sixth sense: I can feel that your checked jacket is out.	1.4054	0.07432	74	50	18	6
1950	Bob was unable to hide the fact that he was a lounge lizard	1.4054	0.07179	74	49	20	5
1951	It is Chameleon with a C-H not a K.	1.4054	0.07432	74	50	18	6
1952	You say lizard brain as if it’s a bad thing.	1.4051	0.07322	79	54	18	7
1953	Have you tried going into politics?	1.4051	0.07541	79	55	16	8
1954	(This cartoon does not need a caption, it works as is)	1.4051	0.07322	79	54	18	7
1955	Just so you know, I didn’t match your couch when I walked in here. It must be you!	1.4051	0.07097	79	53	20	6
1956	Dammit Karl, this is not the first time you've tried to categorize me as 'the lounge lizard'	1.4051	0.07097	79	53	20	6
1957	I hear you... but I can’t see you.	1.4051	0.06865	79	52	22	5
1958	I see you too like to disappear in your work.	1.4048	0.06364	84	54	26	4
1959	I’m sure there are plenty of insurance commercials that will consider you. Just be yourself.	1.4048	0.06586	84	55	24	5
1960	Sometimes I feel I don’t stand out enough.	1.4048	0.06694	84	58	19	7
1961	I feel like people don’t see me, doc.	1.4048	0.07209	84	58	18	8
1962	Even though I am great at seeing things from every angle, no one seems to notice me.	1.4048	0.06364	84	54	26	4
1963	I feel like I always have to pretend to be something I’m not	1.4048	0.07597	84	60	14	10
1964	I'm busy but let me know if you decide to change...	1.4048	0.06800	84	56	22	6
1965	I'm always afraid I won't fit in.	1.4045	0.06914	89	61	20	8
1966	And then everything just changed.	1.4043	0.05920	94	60	30	4
1967	Now you say you feel invisible around others. Tell me more about that.	1.4043	0.06474	94	63	24	7
1968	The cost for today’s session is $90 and some change.	1.4040	0.06567	99	68	22	9
1969	We do, however, seem to have gotten over your fear of floral.	1.4032	0.08117	62	42	15	5
1970	...Subject suffers from acute paranoia and abandonment issues resulting in a pathological desire to blend in.	1.4030	0.07686	67	45	17	5
1971	I will not make a chameleon joke. I will not make a chameleon joke. I will not make a chameleon joke.	1.4030	0.07974	67	46	15	6
1972	So, anyway, that's how to kill and feel nothing. But this is your time...	1.4030	0.07073	67	43	21	3
1973	As your psychologist, I can tell you that blending into the couch might work with flies, but it doesn't work with me.	1.4028	0.07310	72	48	19	5
1974	How can I be true to myself instead of this ugly sofa?	1.4028	0.08073	72	51	13	8
1975	How did you feel after you ate your children?	1.4028	0.07573	72	49	17	6
1976	Unfortunately, multiple personalities are normal in chameleons.	1.4028	0.06754	72	46	23	3
1977	How can I be outstanding when I always blend into the upholstery?	1.4028	0.07038	72	47	21	4
1978	Patient complains of persistent tumble dry paisley (PTDP) nightmares, causing chronic binocular vision and projectile dysfunction.	1.4028	0.07573	72	49	17	6
1979	I want to stand out from the crowd, but I don't want to clash with the upholstery.	1.4028	0.07038	72	47	21	4
1980	Do I look fat in this?	1.4028	0.07827	72	50	15	7
1981	Is it as bad as they say, doc? It all stems from my lizard brain, doesn’t it	1.4028	0.06754	72	46	23	3
1982	What do you think? Too matchy matchy?	1.4028	0.08073	72	51	13	8
1983	Sure, I blend in--but never with the right crowd.	1.4026	0.06981	77	51	21	5
1984	Tell me why you think you've changed?	1.4026	0.07680	77	54	15	8
1985	I’ve worked so hard toward this promotion but can’t seem to make myself stand out.	1.4026	0.06473	77	49	25	3
1986	Your eleven o’clock is waiting.” “Tell him I can’t see him.	1.4026	0.07222	77	52	19	6
1987	Doc, I can't even get your attention.	1.4026	0.06981	77	51	21	5
1988	How can I get her to really see me doc?	1.4026	0.06981	77	51	21	5
1989	I’m trying to be my authentic self, but I feel like nobody ever gets to see the real me.	1.4026	0.06732	77	50	23	4
1990	It’s just assumed that I should adapt. What about what I want?	1.4024	0.06911	82	55	21	6
1991	But Mr. Chameleon, the ability to adapt to many environments is viewed as an extremely positive attribute.	1.4024	0.06911	82	55	21	6
1992	Doc, people just don't see me for who I am.	1.4024	0.06223	82	52	27	3
1993	How often would you say you feel this irresistible urge to blend in?	1.4024	0.06460	82	53	25	4
1994	This couch makes my skin crawl.	1.4023	0.07025	87	60	19	8
1995	Nobody sees the real me - and this couch isn't helping at all.	1.4023	0.06832	87	59	21	7
1996	He forgot I was here. Again.	1.4023	0.06428	87	57	25	5
1997	I've spent my entire life trying to fit in. I'm exhausted	1.4023	0.06633	87	58	23	6
1998	maybe you just need a change of scenery - it might change your outlook	1.4023	0.07025	87	60	19	8
1999	Let's talk about adaptive behaviour.	1.4022	0.06384	92	61	25	6
2000	And you feel you don't fit in?	1.4020	0.05789	102	66	31	5
2001	Just once I want to be the center of attention.	1.4000	0.06844	75	49	22	4
2002	Have you ever thought about color-affirming surgery?	1.4000	0.06736	85	57	22	6
2003	So you say you're an ego-wanna?	1.4000	0.07985	70	49	14	7
2004	Let's help you break those unproductive old patterns.	1.4000	0.05846	85	53	30	2
2005	So,what makes you think you don’t fit in ?	1.4000	0.06797	80	53	22	5
2006	Patient 1250- Fears he is cold-blooded and clingy. Unfortunately, I can't see him anymore.	1.4000	0.07248	80	55	18	7
2007	Noted: Borderline Reptilian Disorder.	1.4000	0.06307	85	55	26	4
2008	And, you can't get seem to get comfortable in your own skin?	1.4000	0.06560	80	52	24	4
2009	It's just that I constantly feel ignored and overlooked.	1.4000	0.07532	65	43	18	4
2010	I have a close relative that can get you a great deal on car insurance!	1.4000	0.06736	85	57	22	6
2011	I just can’t seem to find who I really am, doctor.	1.4000	0.04840	75	55	15	5
2012	Remember - you can only change yourself, not the furniture.	1.4000	0.06243	95	63	26	6
2013	Sure, I can scratch out the "cold-blooded" comment.	1.4000	0.07026	80	54	20	6
2014	so, Mr. Jones... would you consider yourself a conformist?	1.4000	0.06560	80	52	24	4
2015	I’m ready to see you now.	1.4000	0.07593	75	52	16	7
2016	I need to see a post Freudian therapist with contemporary decor."	1.4000	0.06871	70	45	22	3
2017	I just wish I could stand out in the crowd sometimes!	1.4000	0.06315	80	51	26	3
2018	I come from a family of environmental empaths.	1.4000	0.06296	75	47	26	2
2019	I don’t think I can see you anymore	1.4000	0.07532	65	43	18	4
2020	If you try to grab my bow tie with your tongue one more time, I'm calling an end to this session.	1.4000	0.07722	70	48	16	6
2021	I always feel this need to blend in.	1.4000	0.06864	65	41	22	2
2022	So what did you think about the Kafka story?	1.4000	0.06576	75	48	24	3
2023	And so you’re hiding from exactly what?	1.4000	0.06562	70	44	24	2
2024	Maybe you should just try being yourself.	1.4000	0.07026	80	54	20	6
2025	Is your fly open?	1.4000	0.07103	75	50	20	5
2026	I keep trying to assert myself, but I can't help blending in.	1.4000	0.07449	70	47	18	5
2027	Well, ever since that day I've been something of a wallflower.	1.4000	0.07449	70	47	18	5
2028	seems i've lost myself again.	1.4000	0.06797	80	53	22	5
2029	Lets unpack your father being invisible in your life.	1.4000	0.07166	70	46	20	4
2030	I’m uncomfortable with change	1.4000	0.06307	85	55	26	4
2031	A lot of people have been asking about my skin color routine	1.4000	0.06797	80	53	22	5
2032	I just feel like I'm always having to change myself	1.4000	0.06560	80	52	24	4
2033	So, is it hard to find a balance between blending in and showing your true colors?	1.4000	0.05633	115	76	32	7
2034	So you say you dream in black-and-white?	1.4000	0.07026	80	54	20	6
2035	Sometimes it feels like I still don’t fit in no matter how hard I try.	1.4000	0.06576	75	48	24	3
2036	Cold blooded! I think that's a little harsh!	1.4000	0.07532	65	43	18	4
2037	Your colour changing couch definitely helps me blend in.	1.3980	0.06279	98	66	25	7
2038	Now, let's discuss those mood changes of yours.	1.3978	0.05749	93	59	31	3
2039	It's just that, I don't see the change myself...	1.3978	0.06689	93	64	21	8
2040	Huge therapeutic success. The patient is starting to fit in.	1.3977	0.06769	88	60	21	7
2041	Have you been listening to anything I’ve said	1.3977	0.06056	88	59	24	5
2042	Can't you see I'm just trying to blend in!?	1.3976	0.06400	83	54	25	4
2043	I hate to break it to you, but we all feel like we're screaming into a disinterested void that doesn't recognize us for who we are."	1.3976	0.07655	83	60	13	10
2044	Notes: 1) subject freaked by flowers 2) looks Good on him!	1.3976	0.06844	83	56	21	6
2045	Feelings of Upholster Syndrome is much more common than you think.	1.3976	0.07055	83	57	19	7
2046	But why does the gecko get all the commercials? Don’t I look beautiful?	1.3976	0.06844	83	56	21	6
2047	Everyone thinks I'm trying to hide, while I'm just very open with my emotions...	1.3976	0.05405	83	55	25	3
2048	Even my coffee is a blend...	1.3976	0.07055	83	57	19	7
2049	I spend so much time just trying to fit in.	1.3976	0.06400	83	54	25	4
2050	A Freudian slipcover, you say?	1.3976	0.07261	83	58	17	8
2051	No, not a metaphorical wall flower!	1.3974	0.06665	78	51	23	4
2052	I can't help it doc, my primitive reptile brain keeps taking over.	1.3974	0.06410	78	50	25	3
2053	So you'll know, that fabric is dated.	1.3974	0.07147	78	53	19	6
2054	Excuse me. Could we exchange places? I want to ask you about your background.	1.3974	0.06410	78	50	25	3
2055	Every week I feel more and more invisible	1.3974	0.06665	78	51	23	4
2056	I just feel like an imposter all the time!	1.3974	0.06665	78	51	23	4
2057	It's like no one will look me straight in the eyes	1.3974	0.06910	78	52	21	5
2058	I’ll just write down, avoidance issue	1.3974	0.07376	78	54	17	7
2059	And you describe this emotion as " feeling invisible"?	1.3973	0.06393	73	46	25	2
2060	You gonna eat that fly?	1.3973	0.06684	73	47	23	3
2061	...and no matter where you are, you tend to feel invisible...yes, go on...	1.3973	0.06963	73	48	21	4
2062	I know, I know. It was just reupholstered but the color suits you.	1.3973	0.06963	73	48	21	4
2063	Janice, where is my 2:30 appointment? I thought I asked you to send him in ten minutes ago.	1.3973	0.07489	73	50	17	6
2064	Doc, should I lick that fly off your collar or sit still and focus on my inner Prince Charming?	1.3973	0.05599	73	51	18	4
2065	All right, next week we can work on checks and stripes.	1.3973	0.07231	73	49	19	5
2066	So, tell me, when did you first realize that you just wanted to disappear into the background?	1.3973	0.06684	73	47	23	3
2067	Note to self..."would make a wonderful pillow"	1.3973	0.06963	73	48	21	4
2068	So... you're tired of blending in with the crowd...	1.3973	0.07231	73	49	19	5
2069	Am I adjusting too well to my surroundings?	1.3973	0.06684	73	47	23	3
2070	It appears that you've spent your whole life trying to blend in and now you are having an identity crisis.	1.3973	0.06684	73	47	23	3
2071	David Bowie I could have lived with, but why was it Boy George?!?!	1.3973	0.06393	73	46	25	2
2072	i find myself blending in, rather than standing out	1.3973	0.07489	73	50	17	6
2073	Huh, I've never had a patient with a codependent relationship with my couch before.	1.3973	0.07231	73	49	19	5
2074	Three years of your "try to stand out," and nothing's changed.	1.3971	0.06993	68	44	21	3
2075	So I said, “Oh, yeah? Well, if I had fangs and claws, I wouldn’t change my spots, either.”	1.3971	0.07300	68	45	19	4
2076	I feel that nobody can see the real me.	1.3971	0.07595	68	46	17	5
2077	I want to be striped and you're going to help me.	1.3971	0.07300	68	45	19	4
2078	So you feel ignored?	1.3971	0.06334	68	42	25	1
2079	So. Let's start with some background. First thing that comes to you.	1.3971	0.08152	68	48	13	7
2080	No one ever sees the real me. Ann Watson Sausalito CA	1.3971	0.07300	68	45	19	4
2081	So what makes you think no one sees the real you?”	1.3971	0.07300	68	45	19	4
2082	I guess it all started when my father disappeared ...	1.3968	0.07687	63	42	17	4
2083	You say you sometimes feel invisible.	1.3968	0.07346	63	41	19	3
2084	We’ve talked about this — true change comes from within.	1.3968	0.07346	63	41	19	3
2085	I swear Doctor, everytime I was near trump I turned orange.	1.3968	0.08013	63	43	15	5
2086	So you’re feeling unseen...	1.3968	0.06989	63	40	21	2
2087	You just need to try being comfortable in your own skin.	1.3958	0.06191	96	64	26	6
2088	So when did your mother disappear?	1.3956	0.06608	91	62	22	7
2089	Identity Crisis? Look at me - I’d say this goes way beyond blending in.	1.3956	0.06420	91	61	24	6
2090	Even his therapist didn't notice him.	1.3953	0.07449	86	62	14	10
2091	What do you mean I’ve given you an idea about a matching pillow for the couch?	1.3953	0.07263	86	61	16	9
2092	Well, he's missed another appointment.	1.3953	0.06250	86	56	26	4
2093	People look at me like I’m not even here.	1.3953	0.06466	86	57	24	5
2094	Going unnoticed for quite some time, the disturbed patient makes his move.”	1.3953	0.06466	86	57	24	5
2095	...loner, limited verbal skills, clingy...	1.3951	0.06731	81	54	22	5
2096	To really change you have to want to not change.	1.3951	0.06498	81	53	24	4
2097	"We're still on the clock, whether I can see you, or not."	1.3951	0.07387	81	57	16	8
2098	Is it so wrong to want to stand out?	1.3951	0.06498	81	53	24	4
2099	So, I think your desire to blend in is driven by your social anxiety. You probably get that from your parents. What do you think?	1.3951	0.07387	81	57	16	8
2100	I’m sorry but I just can’t stop wondering what you write on that clipboard	1.3951	0.06731	81	54	22	5
2101	So tell me, why do you think you’re always changing yourself to suit the needs of others?	1.3951	0.07175	81	56	18	7
2102	I feel different every time I come in here.	1.3947	0.07274	76	52	18	6
2103	I hate plaid!	1.3947	0.07029	76	51	20	5
2104	There have been so many changes in my life.	1.3947	0.07274	76	52	18	6
2105	The problem is, Doc, people don't seem to notice me.	1.3947	0.07029	76	51	20	5
2106	Maybe change is good for you	1.3947	0.07029	76	51	20	5
2107	What are you writing that you find so interesting?	1.3947	0.07274	76	52	18	6
2108	Is it possible you’re trying too hard to fit in?	1.3947	0.07029	76	51	20	5
2109	Unwilling to abandon his lifelong quest to find his true colors, Leon seeks professional help	1.3947	0.07274	76	52	18	6
2110	I just don’t understand why nobody ever sees the real me.	1.3947	0.07029	76	51	20	5
2111	Aspiring politician, check.	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
2112	So, a different color for each personality?	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
2113	You see, I’m not exactly comfortable sharing my true colors.	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
2114	I feel like I'm having an identity crisis.	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
2115	But aren’t we supposed to keep changing, how is change a problem?	1.3944	0.07365	71	48	18	5
2116	My behavior patterns are repetitive.	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
2117	My acting teacher says it’s a plus but I don’t see it...	1.3944	0.06943	71	49	17	5
2118	I'm glad you like the upholstery but don't ask where it came from.	1.3939	0.06786	66	42	22	2
2119	Why can't you see me?	1.3939	0.06786	66	42	22	2
2120	See, I can too change.	1.3939	0.07442	66	44	18	4
2121	I'm tired of always just blending in. I want to stand out!	1.3939	0.06228	99	67	25	7
2122	so, you think I'm a lizard	1.3939	0.07749	66	45	16	5
2123	Why do they keep asking me about car insurance?! I don’t even own a car.	1.3939	0.07442	66	44	18	4
2124	Never before have I seen so much change during one session. Damn, I'm good.	1.3934	0.07495	61	40	18	3
2125	You think you can't express your true self?	1.3934	0.08191	61	42	14	5
2126	I fell like some people can't read the room when I'm in it	1.3934	0.07495	61	40	18	3
2127	And how does projecting a tacky floral background make you feel?	1.3933	0.06514	89	60	23	6
2128	My last therapist said I should try to be more open to change.	1.3933	0.06895	89	62	19	8
2129	I’ll stop treating you like a piece of furniture when you stop acting like one.	1.3929	0.06779	84	57	21	6
2130	I’m good and blending in but I still need advice.	1.3929	0.06779	84	57	21	6
2131	Yes, you've taken transference to a whole new level.	1.3929	0.06564	84	56	23	5
2132	Doc, I feel like I've lost the real me"	1.3929	0.07189	84	59	17	8
2133	Why do you think you keep repeating the same pattern?	1.3929	0.06987	84	58	19	7
2134	Hey Doc, does this couch make me look fat?	1.3929	0.06341	84	55	25	4
2135	I fear I am turning into a euphemism	1.3929	0.06564	84	56	23	5
2136	Changing your color isn’t the same as positive growth	1.3929	0.06111	84	54	27	3
2137	I haven’t left the house in so long I’m blending into the furniture	1.3929	0.05225	84	58	22	4
2138	The obscurity counseling is going well, but your time is up...if you’re still here.	1.3924	0.06219	79	53	22	4
2139	Yes,I can still see you	1.3924	0.07074	79	54	19	6
2140	So, how long have you felt unnoticed by others?	1.3924	0.06088	79	50	27	2
2141	Then you say you turned green with envy...	1.3924	0.07300	79	55	17	7
2142	This couch is really showing your true colors..	1.3924	0.06349	79	51	25	3
2143	I often feel you don't really see me.	1.3924	0.06349	79	51	25	3
2144	Maybe try to stand out more instead of blending in?	1.3924	0.06599	79	52	23	4
2145	Steady progress is being made. You're successfully blending in more.	1.3924	0.06599	79	52	23	4
2146	So, for how long have you felt that you just fade into your surroundings	1.3924	0.06841	79	53	21	5
2147	After a great deal of thought, I’ve decided to return to my former therapist and his beautiful green leather couch.	1.3924	0.07300	79	55	17	7
2148	I feel like a total failure as a duck.	1.3924	0.06841	79	53	21	5
2149	People say I come and go but I don’t know what they’re talking about.	1.3924	0.06599	79	52	23	4
2150	I don't even know hue I am anymore!	1.3924	0.07074	79	54	19	6
2151	. I feel so invisible. He doesn't even know I'm here.	1.3924	0.07939	79	58	11	10
2152	So you don’t feel like people see you?	1.3924	0.06841	79	53	21	5
2153	Sorry about the shoes .	1.3919	0.07407	74	51	17	6
2154	Actually you are a lizard.	1.3919	0.06615	74	48	23	3
2155	You're projecting.	1.3919	0.07152	74	50	19	5
2156	Well, we can’t all blend in, can we?	1.3919	0.05024	74	53	17	4
2157	Claims it's in his nature to fade into the background...	1.3919	0.07152	74	50	19	5
2158	You’ve been treating me so long, I feel like a piece of furniture.	1.3919	0.07407	74	51	17	6
2159	You said I had to change.	1.3919	0.06329	74	47	25	2
2160	Do you think he knows I'm here?	1.3919	0.06889	74	49	21	4
2161	Huh... I never thought of it as a defence mechanism	1.3919	0.06889	74	49	21	4
2162	Alright, I think you've covered your background.	1.3919	0.07653	74	52	15	7
2163	Patterns becoming a pattern.	1.3919	0.07891	74	53	13	8
2164	If the therapist doesn't see me am I really here?	1.3919	0.06889	74	49	21	4
2165	Wow, finally a patient who really likes my couch.	1.3919	0.06889	74	49	21	4
2166	'This is a perfect example, I've always despised chintz, but look at me!'	1.3919	0.07407	74	51	17	6
2167	Just be your true self and allow others to see who you really are…Wait! Where did you go.	1.3919	0.05873	74	48	24	2
2168	Your bill for this month comes to... Wait, where did you go?	1.3913	0.07216	69	46	19	4
2169	You have to want to change!	1.3913	0.07506	69	47	17	5
2170	You're not writing down that thing I said about having sex with a gecko, are you?	1.3913	0.07506	69	47	17	5
2171	It's only natural to want to fit in....	1.3913	0.06550	92	63	22	7
2172	I don't know, it seems I just don't fit in.	1.3913	0.06599	69	44	23	2
2173	Jung? I thought you said "tongue."	1.3913	0.07506	69	47	17	5
2174	She says I'm too much of a wallflower - always trying to fade into the background.	1.3913	0.06729	92	64	20	8
2175	Tell me more in not wanting to be noticed...are you still here?	1.3913	0.06915	69	45	21	3
2176	Old patterns are making it hard for me to change.	1.3913	0.06599	69	44	23	2
2177	Yes, Mother was always on me about my posture.	1.3913	0.06915	69	45	21	3
2178	How do you feel when your mate disappears into the carpet?	1.3913	0.07216	69	46	19	4
2179	Why can’t I just stand out for once?!	1.3913	0.07506	69	47	17	5
2180	I’ve noticed you reupholster your couch every week. What kind of mind games are you playing?!	1.3913	0.07506	69	47	17	5
2181	People say I’m way too impressionable, doc.	1.3913	0.05977	92	60	28	4
2182	Patient has a predictable behavior pattern.	1.3908	0.07005	87	61	18	8
2183	When was the first time you felt as if people were just treating you like part of the furniture?	1.3908	0.06195	87	57	26	4
2184	If you want me to help you, you'll have to show me your true colors.	1.3908	0.06407	87	58	24	5
2185	He changes that jacket and bow tie every time we have session and they call me a chameleon.	1.3908	0.06195	87	57	26	4
2186	It's like she doesn't even see me anymore.	1.3908	0.06407	87	58	24	5
2187	So, just how long have you felt ‘invisible’?	1.3906	0.06538	64	40	23	1
2188	I just feel like no one really sees me, doc.	1.3906	0.07911	64	44	15	5
2189	Well I wouldn't say a wallflower so much as a couch chameleon.	1.3906	0.06907	64	41	21	2
2190	You are the first client who mirrors the couch and not me.	1.3906	0.08219	64	45	13	6
2191	You say you’re not projecting, but your skin says you are.	1.3906	0.07911	64	44	15	5
2192	I’m wondering if Kafka’s got any clues for us.	1.3906	0.07257	64	42	19	3
2193	It looks like we both need to shed some old patterns.	1.3906	0.07911	64	44	15	5
2194	Who am I really?	1.3906	0.07591	64	43	17	4
2195	You see doctor, I have a hard time standing out	1.3906	0.08515	64	46	11	7
2196	It’s like no matter what I do, nobody sees me for me!	1.3906	0.07911	64	44	15	5
2197	I dunno Doc. I just feel so invisible.	1.3902	0.06198	82	53	26	3
2198	You want to stand out more you say? You’re a talking Chameleon...	1.3902	0.06888	82	56	20	6
2199	My family accuses me of mocking them— but I can’t see it...	1.3902	0.06198	82	53	26	3
2200	Note: May 20th: advised to show true colours	1.3902	0.06436	82	54	24	4
2201	You should be proud of yourself for seeing both sides of every story. Maybe we can find ways to help you be seen, too.	1.3902	0.06436	82	54	24	4
2202	Reminder: Get a different pattern for the upholstery on the couch.	1.3902	0.07103	82	57	18	7
2203	You say you feel like a chameleon. Can you be more specific?	1.3902	0.06666	82	55	22	5
2204	It’s not the stripes and plaid combo that makes me want to blend into the background. It’s the snakeskin wing tips.	1.3902	0.06666	82	55	22	5
2205	Beauty is skin deep, my ass	1.3902	0.07103	82	57	18	7
2206	How long have you felt this need to fit in?	1.3898	0.08381	59	41	13	5
2207	And you know...I hate going to parties, I always end up feeling like wallpaper	1.3898	0.08381	59	41	13	5
2208	If more people had your exquisite taste in upholstery I wouldn't need antidepressants.	1.3896	0.07657	77	55	14	8
2209	Yes, I am sure this has nothing to do with the pills I prescribed, Ms Sherman. '	1.3896	0.07657	77	55	14	8
2210	Doctor, I've been overlooked my whole life... Hello? Hello?	1.3896	0.07197	77	53	18	6
2211	'So you say that you don't fit in? I just don't see it!"	1.3896	0.07431	77	54	16	7
2212	Plaid and stripes. Nice.	1.3896	0.06956	77	52	20	5
2213	Your real change needs to come from within.	1.3896	0.07197	77	53	18	6
2214	It's days like today that I wish I had more control over my wardrobe.	1.3896	0.06705	77	51	22	4
2215	I should have asked about the tapestry beforehand.	1.3896	0.06956	77	52	20	5
2216	We’ve got to get to the bottom of your need to blend in	1.3896	0.06956	77	52	20	5
2217	I keep trying to blend in at parties, but I feel like nobody really “sees” me.	1.3896	0.06705	77	51	22	4
2218	I’m having a hard time matching my personality to this fabric.	1.3896	0.07431	77	54	16	7
2219	At this rate we'll never find your authentic self	1.3895	0.06574	95	66	21	8
2220	Would it be obsessive to admit my preference for plaids and stripes?	1.3889	0.06057	90	59	27	4
2221	I think its time for a change of scenery.	1.3889	0.07282	72	49	18	5
2222	I’ve tried everything but I still just feel unworthy ever since GEICO picked my cousin Louie instead of me.	1.3889	0.06724	72	47	22	3
2223	I just don't know who I really am, Doc.	1.3889	0.07009	72	48	20	4
2224	I'm worried I won't stand out enough at my new job.	1.3889	0.06260	90	60	25	5
2225	And what would that be like? For you to feel seen?	1.3889	0.06456	90	61	23	6
2226	How long have you self-identified as furniture?	1.3889	0.07546	72	50	16	6
2227	Why do you think you feel guilty about the fly on the wall?	1.3889	0.06456	90	61	23	6
2228	Other than feeling chintzy, how have you been?	1.3889	0.07009	72	48	20	4
2229	So you’re obsessed that someday you’ll look like your mother, hmm?	1.3889	0.07009	72	48	20	4
2230	So, you want me to help you find your true colours, correct?	1.3889	0.05614	72	51	17	4
2231	so did i change or did the couch change dr? sorry mr. Leon we are out of time	1.3889	0.07009	72	48	20	4
2232	She complains about my inconsistent patterns of behavior.	1.3889	0.07546	72	50	16	6
2233	Am I changing colors or are the colors changing me?	1.3889	0.07009	72	48	20	4
2234	My wife says I'm not the man I used to be.	1.3889	0.07282	72	49	18	5
2235	...and my dermatologist referred me to you, which frankly I found a bit condescending.	1.3889	0.08048	72	52	12	8
2236	Checks and stripes? That doesn't match the chair at all!	1.3882	0.07687	85	63	11	11
2237	I’m assuming you’re here to discuss your need to fit in...	1.3881	0.07039	67	44	20	3
2238	No, I've never read any Kafka, why?	1.3881	0.07039	67	44	20	3
2239	Mr. Moskowitz, tell me more about your traumatic upholstery experience.	1.3881	0.07655	67	46	16	5
2240	Why is it that only frogs get kissed	1.3881	0.06710	67	43	22	2
2241	I feel like nobody even notices me.	1.3881	0.06710	67	43	22	2
2242	Note: patient seems to have disappeared ...	1.3881	0.08224	67	48	12	7
2243	I didn't hate my father. I ATE my father.	1.3881	0.07353	67	45	18	4
2244	It all started when my mother made me wear plaid suits.	1.3881	0.07945	67	47	14	6
2245	How many flies have you killed?	1.3881	0.06710	67	43	22	2
2246	What makes you think you don't have a consistent identity.	1.3881	0.07945	67	47	14	6
2247	I try to blend in but people just ignore me.	1.3881	0.07655	67	46	16	5
2248	Doctor, I want intimacy, but I’m afraid of losing my identity.	1.3881	0.07353	67	45	18	4
2249	Does this pattern make me look fat	1.3881	0.06710	67	43	22	2
2250	What do you think of plaid?	1.3875	0.06288	80	52	25	3
2251	Do you spot a pattern here?	1.3875	0.06288	80	52	25	3
2252	Around others, I can adapt to be whoever I need to be, but who am I when I'm alone with myself?	1.3875	0.06535	80	53	23	4
2253	When did you start to think you were a lounge lizard?	1.3875	0.07650	80	58	13	9
2254	So you want to become more of an extrovert,instead of always just blending into the background?	1.3875	0.07225	80	56	17	7
2255	I always thought of myself as well adapted to change,but this Covid thing really has me on edge.	1.3875	0.05763	80	55	21	4
2256	We seem to have mastered your fear of change	1.3871	0.07034	62	40	20	2
2257	This is not the change I was hoping for.	1.3871	0.07749	62	42	16	4
2258	Hiding won't solve your problems.	1.3871	0.07749	62	42	16	4
2259	It doesn’t matter if I can see you. You need to see yourself.	1.3871	0.08083	62	43	14	5
2260	Lately, I just don't feel seen	1.3871	0.06647	62	39	22	1
2261	Is that my mother on your feet?	1.3871	0.08083	62	43	14	5
2262	Sooo, your constant tendency to blend-in, mirror and satisfy others has left you feeling void, inconsistent and existentially unaware of who you truly are...am I getting that right?	1.3871	0.08404	62	44	12	6
2263	He’s late again.	1.3871	0.07400	62	41	18	3
2264	You told me I should adapt but I don’t feel like myself anymore	1.3871	0.06310	93	63	24	6
2265	For third time, will you please quit calling me LIZZIE!!	1.3871	0.06647	62	39	22	1
2266	Now that you mention it, my mother did like me best when I matched her favorite dress	1.3871	0.07749	62	42	16	4
2267	So you say you’re having Imposter Syndrome?	1.3871	0.07034	62	40	20	2
2268	I can help, but you really have to really have to want not to change.	1.3867	0.07326	75	52	17	6
2269	I feel like I just blend in to most social settings.	1.3867	0.06816	75	50	21	4
2270	So what you’re telling me is that I don’t have to be like everything else?	1.3867	0.07076	75	51	19	5
2271	So you see Doc, turns out, after all that, I really am just a chameleon"	1.3867	0.07568	75	53	15	7
2272	Some days I feel as if I’m just blending in with the furniture.	1.3867	0.06547	75	49	23	3
2273	I’m just writing out your bill before we start your consultation	1.3867	0.07076	75	51	19	5
2274	Let's pick up where we left off last week... you were talking about how you don't feel seen.	1.3867	0.07326	75	52	17	6
2275	I'm just trying to blend in while standing out, y'know?	1.3867	0.06547	75	49	23	3
2276	So, you don't feel comfortable in your own skin?	1.3867	0.06816	75	50	21	4
2277	please change me back. I was only joking!	1.3867	0.06547	75	49	23	3
2278	Here’s the recipe.... You take one handful of crickets, sauté them in olive oil and garlic...	1.3867	0.06547	75	49	23	3
2279	They just don't understand, I don't choose to match the wallpaper.	1.3867	0.06120	75	50	22	3
2280	A nine letter word for someone who changes their behavior according to the situation. Really!?! Having trouble?!?	1.3867	0.07076	75	51	19	5
2281	I feel like people look right through me	1.3867	0.06816	75	50	21	4
2282	Impostor syndrome is actually quite common in your demographic.	1.3864	0.07482	88	65	12	11
2283	My head was filled with sorrow, Doc. Green scales fell like rain.	1.3857	0.07419	70	48	17	5
2284	How long have you found yourself wanting to fit in?	1.3857	0.06203	70	44	25	1
2285	I just feel I don’t fit in	1.3857	0.06838	70	46	21	3
2286	I want to develop my own style.	1.3857	0.06528	70	45	23	2
2287	Let’s explore why you blame your mother for your compulsive need to fit in.	1.3857	0.07135	70	47	19	4
2288	Are you still feeling blue?	1.3857	0.06988	70	49	16	5
2289	I feel like no one sees me as I am....	1.3857	0.06838	70	46	21	3
2290	You don't need to always blend in.	1.3857	0.07135	70	47	19	4
2291	What do you mean, “a leopard can’t change its spots”?	1.3857	0.07135	70	47	19	4
2292	I never feel like I can be myself	1.3857	0.07419	70	48	17	5
2293	Iguana go home	1.3857	0.07419	70	48	17	5
2294	I feel I have been transformed by therapy.	1.3855	0.06141	83	54	26	3
2295	Maybe, for once, you should try to stand out from your surroundings . . .	1.3855	0.07033	83	58	18	7
2296	‘What are you writing down? I can change.’	1.3855	0.06375	83	55	24	4
2297	I hate no-shows...	1.3855	0.07033	83	58	18	7
2298	Doc: “So let’s talk about why you have been feeling so blue....green?....yellow! today”	1.3855	0.06141	83	54	26	3
2299	What I’m hearing you say is that you feel you’re not being seen.	1.3846	0.06884	78	53	20	5
2300	I have a weird feeling that something or someone is watching me.	1.3846	0.07498	65	44	17	4
2301	Do you think you may be masking your true feelings?	1.3846	0.06206	91	61	25	5
2302	Ahh yes, I see now.	1.3846	0.06638	78	52	22	4
2303	I can’t stop changing myself to meet the needs of others.	1.3846	0.06638	78	52	22	4
2304	I just want to stand out.	1.3846	0.06884	78	53	20	5
2305	I feel like she sees right through me, but at the same time can’t be bothered to look at me. It’s infuriating!	1.3846	0.07352	78	55	16	7
2306	What makes you think of yourself as a wallflower?	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
2307	I just don't feel SEEN, you know?	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
2308	Day 1: seeing no results so far.	1.3846	0.06115	78	50	26	2
2309	No matter how often I change, I just don’t feel seen.	1.3846	0.06382	78	51	24	3
2310	Your door was open and it IS New York City, afterall!	1.3846	0.07170	65	43	19	3
2311	I am not comfortable in my own skin...	1.3846	0.06884	78	53	20	5
2312	We’ve reached the end of our session, but I can say I am seeing significant changes.	1.3846	0.06884	78	53	20	5
2313	Finally, a client that isn't resistant to change!	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
2314	‘My Mom and Dad never want to know how I feel. It’s like I’m invisible!’	1.3846	0.07170	65	43	19	3
2315	No matter how hard I try I just don’t blend in	1.3837	0.06226	86	57	25	4
2316	That's interesting. Why is you think you always have to fit in?	1.3837	0.06226	86	57	25	4
2317	Doc, I think I am trapped in a bad pattern.	1.3837	0.06651	86	59	21	6
2318	You keep fading in and out. We'll book a Zoom appointment next visit.	1.3837	0.06651	86	59	21	6
2319	I see what you’re saying, but I still don’t recognize a pattern.	1.3837	0.06651	86	59	21	6
2320	I mean how would you feel if they named a psychological effect Dr. Goldman?	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2321	Patient's slow fade into thin air likely suggests a fear of delving further into the cause of his identity crisis.	1.3836	0.07202	73	50	18	5
2322	So I hear you say... you have a compulsive need to fit it?	1.3836	0.06652	73	48	22	3
2323	No you cannot sit on my lap.	1.3836	0.06933	73	49	20	4
2324	Adapt?! That's your advice?	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2325	I'm sorry. The print pattern was my wife's idea.	1.3836	0.06652	73	48	22	3
2326	So, what makes you think no one pays attention to you?	1.3836	0.06933	73	49	20	4
2327	Don't move! There is something tasty behind your chair..	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2328	Try to embrace change. If not, I'd stick with solids.	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2329	I'm not blue - it's just the colour of your couch.	1.3836	0.06933	73	49	20	4
2330	I guess I’m going to have to charge Iggy again for missing his appointment	1.3836	0.06652	73	48	22	3
2331	I’m sensing you’re not showing your true colors to the world. And maybe that’s the problem.	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2332	Sometimes I feel like a chameleon.”	1.3836	0.07461	73	51	16	6
2333	C-h-a-m-e-l-e-o-n, I don’t know why you can’t ever remember who I am!	1.3833	0.07916	60	41	15	4
2334	Well, I didn't see my dad very much...	1.3833	0.07167	60	39	19	2
2335	To Do: buy insurance	1.3833	0.07916	60	41	15	4
2336	May I sit on your jacket for a minute?	1.3827	0.06932	81	56	19	6
2337	Nobody ever really sees ME! It's as though I just fade into the background wherever I am.	1.3827	0.06705	81	55	21	5
2338	I just feel like nobody sees me for me	1.3827	0.06705	81	55	21	5
2339	So, Mrs. Kaftka, this would be yet another dream in which you devour your husband?	1.3827	0.05975	81	52	27	2
2340	You've made a breakthrough! You're finally blending in.	1.3827	0.06471	81	54	23	4
2341	Doc, I just want to be seen.	1.3827	0.06471	81	54	23	4
2342	The real issue here comes when people start asking for my true colors......	1.3827	0.06351	81	56	20	5
2343	That IS interesting but I do not see you that way”	1.3827	0.06705	81	55	21	5
2344	Finally I can show my true colors.	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2345	My transference is getting the best of me.	1.3824	0.07267	68	46	18	4
2346	In therapy, you must want to change first.	1.3824	0.06296	68	43	24	1
2347	How long have you identified as a mammal?	1.3824	0.07848	68	48	14	6
2348	THE PILLOW SHOULD MATCH	1.3824	0.06635	68	44	22	2
2349	Wainscoting or fabric. These are the things that keep me up.	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2350	Coming out of your shell is only the first step.	1.3824	0.07267	68	46	18	4
2351	But, doctor, I've been really trying to evolve. .	1.3824	0.05749	68	44	23	1
2352	I suspect you’ll never stand out in a crowd, or from anything else.	1.3824	0.08123	68	49	12	7
2353	Why do you never ask me about my matching patterns any more?	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2354	No, you can't sit on my lap to get stripes.	1.3824	0.08123	68	49	12	7
2355	I would probably feel more comfortable in my own skin if I knew what it was.	1.3824	0.06296	68	43	24	1
2356	sometimes I feel like nobody ever notices me..	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2357	You’re projecting again.	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2358	I've spent so much of the past year alone that I don't know how to blend in anymore	1.3824	0.06958	68	45	20	3
2359	I’m just so sad that no one can see me!	1.3824	0.07267	68	46	18	4
2360	Tell me when things started to change	1.3820	0.06292	89	60	24	5
2361	If you lick me again I will have to recommend other counseling.	1.3816	0.07247	76	53	17	6
2362	Your defense mechanisms are genuine and obvious, but for us to make progress this session, please keep your tongue in check.	1.3816	0.07247	76	53	17	6
2363	You should be thankful it’s not a Dali print	1.3816	0.07001	76	52	19	5
2364	Note to self...call the upholsterer.	1.3816	0.06745	76	51	21	4
2365	Well Doc, my problem is that I feel like nobody ever notices me. It’s like I blend into the scenery whenever I walk into a room.	1.3816	0.06745	76	51	21	4
2366	Yes, but - how does the couch make you feel?	1.3816	0.06203	76	49	25	2
2367	I just feel like I need to change to fit in everywhere I go	1.3816	0.07247	76	53	17	6
2368	Planning on reupholstering anytime soon, doc?	1.3816	0.06480	76	50	23	3
2369	You can’t keep hiding from your problems, Gerald.	1.3816	0.06745	76	51	21	4
2370	Yes,you do have quite a tail to unfold !	1.3810	0.07650	63	43	16	4
2371	You can eat a fly, but you can't fly.	1.3810	0.08292	63	45	12	6
2372	You have to become your own person.	1.3810	0.06539	84	57	22	5
2373	And you feeling invisible -- is that only when hunting or at other times?	1.3810	0.06084	84	55	26	3
2374	Is that how you really see me?	1.3810	0.04762	63	41	22	0
2375	Your couch turns me on!	1.3810	0.07977	63	44	14	5
2376	Oh I'm sorry, are you still here?	1.3810	0.07307	63	42	18	3
2377	The thing is doc....I'm not a chameleon.	1.3810	0.07307	63	42	18	3
2378	Can you match the wainscoting at the same time?	1.3803	0.06763	71	47	21	3
2379	We aren’t going to make any progress here if you keep mocking the process.	1.3803	0.07864	71	51	13	7
2380	Patient states his desire for open, honest communication, but his mood suggests otherwise.	1.3803	0.06459	71	46	23	2
2381	Maybe I'm too matchy-matchy. But it's better than stripes with plaid.	1.3803	0.07603	71	50	15	6
2382	I can see, Doc, that you get your stripes from the wall, but where did that awful plaid come from?	1.3803	0.07864	71	51	13	7
2383	So you dreamed I was drawing a fly on my notepad?	1.3803	0.07054	71	48	19	4
2384	When around others, do you feel that you are able to blend in?	1.3803	0.07603	71	50	15	6
2385	Green or blue?	1.3803	0.06139	71	45	25	1
2386	Your plaid and striped outfit is driving me nuts.	1.3803	0.07334	71	49	17	5
2387	Burt worried the shrink didn't really see him.	1.3803	0.07054	71	48	19	4
2388	This shade of green, how does it make you feel?	1.3803	0.07334	71	49	17	5
2389	So, you've felt like a fish out of water for how long?	1.3803	0.07334	71	49	17	5
2390	I wish I could detect a pattern.	1.3803	0.06763	71	47	21	3
2391	Makes impulsive changes.	1.3803	0.06763	71	47	21	3
2392	For the last time, yes - I’ve heard of the group Culture Club.	1.3803	0.07334	71	49	17	5
2393	Recently, I've been going through these... changes.	1.3797	0.06571	79	53	22	4
2394	This patient always disappears before his session is over.	1.3797	0.06319	79	52	24	3
2395	You can't go your whole life blending into the background.	1.3797	0.06319	79	52	24	3
2396	That’s not really a crazy thought. There comes a time in most people’s lives where they literally feel less than human.	1.3797	0.06319	79	52	24	3
2397	It’s a clear case of multiple personality disorder	1.3797	0.07048	79	55	18	6
2398	Doc, you have to do something - I hate florals!	1.3797	0.07048	79	55	18	6
2399	Am I not here?	1.3797	0.06814	79	54	20	5
2400	What do you mean I’m projecting?	1.3797	0.06571	79	53	22	4
2401	It’s unprofessional to persist in referring to me as a blender when I’ve told you repeatedly it makes me feel like a small appliance.	1.3793	0.08459	58	41	12	5
2402	OK, so plaid gives you a headache and flowers give you a rash, now can we get down to the real issue?	1.3793	0.06170	87	58	25	4
2403	. “Yeah Doc, I’m still here!”	1.3793	0.06383	87	59	23	5
2404	Textbook imposter syndrome.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2405	I’ve been told I try too hard to blend in.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2406	Doc, I tell you it's like I blend in everywhere I go.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2407	You need to learn to show others who you truly are.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2408	Have you noticed any changes in your sleeping patterns?	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
2409	( camelion's thought bubble) This upholstery isn't really me.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2410	My new shrink has a tree instead of a couch.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2411	Well, I noticed you and that's important.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
2412	And does this new pattern you noted make you feel seen?	1.3788	0.07714	66	46	15	5
2413	It seems you're taking on the problems of everyone around you.	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
2414	The aim of these sessions is for you to become a calmer chameleon	1.3788	0.07406	66	45	17	4
2415	You think I got it bad? You're the one talking to a chameleon.	1.3784	0.07123	74	51	18	5
2416	So, how long have you been having these pigment swings?	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2417	Our goal is for you to feel better, not to change you.	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2418	I think you’d be happier if you had your own unique style.	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2419	So you think you are trying too hard to always fit in?	1.3784	0.07123	74	51	18	5
2420	I look just like my father. And my mother. And...	1.3784	0.07378	74	52	16	6
2421	Tell me about your mother.	1.3784	0.06582	74	54	14	6
2422	I’m worrying about my Karma.	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2423	Believe it or not, I have trouble fitting in.	1.3784	0.06295	74	48	24	2
2424	So you're telling me this is NOT about my mother?	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2425	Another no show... sigh	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2426	I read something online the other day: ‘you were born to stand out.’ But what if I just want to fit in?	1.3784	0.06295	74	48	24	2
2427	What do you mean, stop changing colors?	1.3784	0.06858	74	50	20	4
2428	So what you’re saying, is that in every new situation you change yourself to fit in?	1.3784	0.07378	74	52	16	6
2429	The problem is when I turn green she wants red and when I turn red she wants green.	1.3780	0.06863	82	57	19	6
2430	I am tired of being invisible, Doc.	1.3780	0.06409	82	55	23	4
2431	You’re saying that people don’t seem to notice you.	1.3780	0.06863	82	57	19	6
2432	Can you hear me, doc? I’m not a couch.	1.3780	0.07079	82	58	17	7
2433	No. It’s not pandemic stress syndrome	1.3780	0.06640	82	56	21	5
2434	I feel like everyone treats me like part of the furniture. I don't feel 'seen'.	1.3776	0.06241	98	68	23	7
2435	Fits in well.	1.3770	0.07076	61	40	19	2
2436	I'm afraid of change	1.3770	0.07811	61	42	15	4
2437	This busy pattern is making me anxious.	1.3770	0.07076	61	40	19	2
2438	So what are you today?	1.3770	0.07453	61	41	17	3
2439	I kind of wanted my wife to find out about my mistress. But I had to give up	1.3770	0.08153	61	43	13	5
2440	And do you consider this a healthy coping mechanism?	1.3770	0.07453	61	41	17	3
2441	No, 'lizard brain' is not a derogatory assessment. If I were you I'd take it as a compliment.	1.3768	0.07473	69	48	16	5
2442	Why is change so difficult?	1.3768	0.06879	69	46	20	3
2443	And you say you don’t feel seen.	1.3768	0.06879	69	46	20	3
2444	No no, not that kind of transference.	1.3768	0.06562	69	45	22	2
2445	Without warning, patient left the session.	1.3768	0.06879	69	46	20	3
2446	I really . . . want . . . to change.	1.3768	0.08023	69	50	12	7
2447	Hey Doc, what is Karma?	1.3768	0.06562	69	45	22	2
2448	I notice you keep changing your answers.	1.3768	0.07473	69	48	16	5
2449	No one really sees me, not even you.	1.3768	0.07182	69	47	18	4
2450	Patient appears triggered by the chaise longue	1.3768	0.07753	69	49	14	6
2451	And that’s when I started asking myself... am I invisible?	1.3768	0.06879	69	46	20	3
2452	I’ll finally start to feel comfortable in my own skin, and then suddenly I’m a tacky floral couch cushion.	1.3768	0.07182	69	47	18	4
2453	Patient appears to be controlled by his reptilian brain.	1.3766	0.06142	77	50	25	2
2454	As far back as I can remember, Doc, I've never been able to stand out in the crowd.	1.3766	0.07169	77	54	17	6
2455	I don't know. Why do YOU think this chaise lounge is triggering you?	1.3766	0.06142	77	50	25	2
2456	Sometimes I can't even find myself...	1.3766	0.06927	77	53	19	5
2457	So you say your mother abandoned you in an egg mass, then ate your father, and THIS is how you cope?	1.3766	0.07169	77	54	17	6
2458	I see how constant conformity can be exhausting	1.3766	0.06676	77	52	21	4
2459	My childhood was pretty normal, except for the occasional embarrassing camouflage incident.	1.3766	0.07169	77	54	17	6
2460	I see... and how does being constantly overlooked make you feel?	1.3766	0.06414	77	51	23	3
2461	The therapist, with his legs crossed in a weird manner, regrets his couch choice after he just said, "Just be you."	1.3766	0.06142	77	50	25	2
2462	It just seems like no one ever notices me…	1.3766	0.06414	77	51	23	3
2463	I am sensing that anything other than solid green upholstery causes you significant anxiety.	1.3766	0.06676	77	52	21	4
2464	My sports coat will not solve your identity crisis.	1.3766	0.07631	77	56	13	8
2465	Yes, it is frightening to change...	1.3766	0.05857	77	54	19	4
2466	Let's reflect	1.3766	0.07169	77	54	17	6
2467	It's like my lizard brain is saying, 'They're not worth it! Blend in!'	1.3766	0.07169	77	54	17	6
2468	I’m rebranding post lockdown as my most authentic self.	1.3766	0.06676	77	52	21	4
2469	There’s a fly on your nose!	1.3750	0.06506	80	54	22	4
2470	Being heard but not seen is a difficult problem to have, indeed	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2471	For some reason, I often feel overlooked.	1.3750	0.06976	72	49	19	4
2472	You should stop trying to hide who you are.	1.3750	0.06745	80	55	20	5
2473	I would say that years and years of blending in has led to your current identity crisis"	1.3750	0.06326	96	67	22	7
2474	I'm so damn tired of having to blend in. Just makes me wanna curl up my tail and roll my eyes back into my head.	1.3750	0.06506	80	54	22	4
2475	I try to blend in but they keep saying I'm invasive.	1.3750	0.06493	64	41	22	1
2476	It's a common defense mechanism... like the way this bow tie makes me invisible at singles mixers.	1.3750	0.07516	72	51	15	6
2477	Is it wrong to want to blend in?	1.3750	0.07553	64	44	16	4
2478	In my dream you stopped accepting my insurance.	1.3750	0.06235	72	49	20	3
2479	Your flowered pattern sofa is really stressing my camouflage reaction.	1.3750	0.06976	72	49	19	4
2480	I’ve been feeling invisible lately.	1.3750	0.06745	80	55	20	5
2481	Doc, I just want to blend in.	1.3750	0.06689	72	48	21	3
2482	Even as a child, I've always felt overlooked.	1.3750	0.07553	64	44	16	4
2483	You're tongue-tied? Well, spit it out. Let's see what's bugging you.	1.3750	0.06076	72	46	25	1
2484	Everyone says I'm cold-blooded AND have lizard eyes.	1.3750	0.06865	64	42	20	2
2485	...and then I changed from green to a lovely teal...	1.3750	0.06865	64	42	20	2
2486	When are your going to change your couch cover?	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2487	Mrs.Thomas, I believe that your transformation during our therapy sessions is going to make legends of us both.	1.3750	0.06865	64	42	20	2
2488	Every time I see my gal flirt at a branch party, I turn completely green with envy, and it's like I just disappear!	1.3750	0.06976	72	49	19	4
2489	So, you woke up this morning thinking you were a cockroach.	1.3750	0.08665	56	40	11	5
2490	Just be yourself. Don't feel like you have to fit in.	1.3750	0.07008	56	36	19	1
2491	Which personality did you bring today?	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2492	What do you mean nobody notices you?	1.3750	0.07553	64	44	16	4
2493	Actually, I don't think I fear change.	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2494	I can’t relax. The upholstery on this couch is driving me crazy!	1.3750	0.07516	72	51	15	6
2495	You seem to be stuck in the same old pattern.	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2496	Patient refuses to show true colors.	1.3750	0.07516	72	51	15	6
2497	I just feel like nobody sees the real me... like I'm invisible	1.3750	0.06975	80	56	18	6
2498	I’ve gotten by in life by conforming	1.3750	0.06745	80	55	20	5
2499	The thing is George, I don't look blue	1.3750	0.07251	72	50	17	5
2500	I havent been myself lately	1.3750	0.06000	80	52	26	2
2501	I can never seem to stand out	1.3750	0.06258	80	53	24	3
2502	Doc, I have a problem, I change myself too much to fit in with those around me. I don’t know who I am anymore.	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2503	therapist notes: “She doesn’t feel comfortable in her own skin”	1.3750	0.07415	80	58	14	8
2504	Are you doodling me as a caricature?	1.3750	0.06493	64	41	22	1
2505	Why do you think people don’t see the real you?	1.3750	0.06745	80	55	20	5
2506	I don’t look at it as always changing I see it as evolving.	1.3750	0.07553	64	44	16	4
2507	I can't hide my intentions this well	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
2508	Gary surreptitiously peered over his therapist's notepad and saved himself a number of sessions.	1.3736	0.06376	91	63	22	6
2509	And how do you feel about the decorator who chose the fabric?	1.3735	0.06575	83	57	21	5
2510	Just because blending in comes naturally to me doesn't make it any less stressful.	1.3735	0.06575	83	57	21	5
2511	My mother tells me I should stand out a bit more	1.3735	0.06575	83	57	21	5
2512	Patient left without her emotional-support chameleon.	1.3733	0.06514	75	50	22	3
2513	Who am I and where am I going?	1.3733	0.06785	75	51	20	4
2514	Let's see, you said you feel it's time for a change?	1.3733	0.06231	75	49	24	2
2515	I’m afraid that your resistance to blend in may be futile.	1.3733	0.06514	75	50	22	3
2516	You've aspired to be authentic? Not in your DNA.	1.3733	0.07045	75	52	18	5
2517	Your decision to recover your couch to match my skin has really put me at ease.	1.3733	0.06231	75	49	24	2
2518	Tell me doc., how come I match the upholstery wherever I go, it's driving me crazy!	1.3733	0.06785	75	51	20	4
2519	I just want to stand out from the crowd, but I don’t know how.	1.3733	0.06514	75	50	22	3
2520	I really hate change	1.3733	0.06514	75	50	22	3
2521	Do you think you might be projecting?	1.3733	0.05935	75	48	26	1
2522	Don’t write that down doc, I wasn’t feeling like myself.	1.3733	0.06514	75	50	22	3
2523	I'm sorry, but this change in your coverage means I can longer see you.	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
2524	Do you see your parents much?	1.3731	0.07317	67	46	17	4
2525	Your willingness to change exhibits a pattern of real progress.	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
2526	I think I may have changed a little too much	1.3731	0.06140	67	45	20	2
2527	So, you say you're a lizard.	1.3731	0.07317	67	46	17	4
2528	Tell me more about why your feelings of invisibility.	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
2529	Just when I start blending in at parties and enjoying myself, I go and nail a fly with my tongue.	1.3731	0.07619	67	47	15	5
2530	So tell me... when did these feelings of being overlooked and ignored begin?	1.3731	0.07317	67	46	17	4
2531	...and don't you dare tell me to just be myself!	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
2532	And you say it happened the night you returned home from the Galapagos?	1.3731	0.07317	67	46	17	4
2533	Quit playing games, Martha. You can't hide from me.	1.3731	0.07619	67	47	15	5
2534	I do believe you may have taken my suggestion to make yourself comfortable too literally.	1.3731	0.06322	67	43	23	1
2535	Tell me, at what point did you begin to believe you were a Psychiatrist.	1.3731	0.07619	67	47	15	5
2536	Do you think this pattern makes me look fat?	1.3729	0.07606	59	40	16	3
2537	I don't know, Doc. I want to stand out from the crowd, you know, but I just feel like I'm always part of the scenery.	1.3729	0.07212	59	39	18	2
2538	Please tell me more about your relation with your Tiger Mom	1.3729	0.07212	59	39	18	2
2539	I feel like no one can really see me.	1.3729	0.06794	59	38	20	1
2540	S-t-e-r-e-o-p-s-i-s...	1.3729	0.06794	59	38	20	1
2541	Doc, I am afraid that real change is lot harder for me than you would suppose.	1.3721	0.06626	86	60	20	6
2542	So, let's discuss your fear of plaids.	1.3718	0.07093	78	55	17	6
2543	I'm just trying to blend in.	1.3718	0.06607	78	53	21	4
2544	I’ve always been such a wallflower.”	1.3718	0.06082	78	51	25	2
2545	So, how have you been adapting?	1.3718	0.07093	78	55	17	6
2546	Suddenly Gary regretted his decision to sneak back in to see what the doctor writes about him.	1.3718	0.07548	78	57	13	8
2547	But I thought that was the whole point? I changed my patterns, already. We're finished here, doc.	1.3718	0.06607	78	53	21	4
2548	Have we decided that when people call us a monster, it says more about them than it does about us?	1.3718	0.06607	78	53	21	4
2549	No disrespect, Doc, but your look could stand some freshening up too.	1.3718	0.06854	78	54	19	5
2550	Lie back down—the next patient requires shock therapy.	1.3718	0.07765	78	58	11	9
2551	I have it under control, I swear. I can stop anytime I want!	1.3718	0.06854	78	54	19	5
2552	I can still see you, Liz.	1.3718	0.06350	78	52	23	3
2553	I see you took our last discussion on Self-Actualization very seriously."	1.3714	0.07385	70	49	16	5
2554	Well I'm impressed... but let's talk about your mother.	1.3714	0.07385	70	49	16	5
2555	Well,lots of lizards have mother abandonment issues.	1.3714	0.06801	70	47	20	3
2556	So,Robert…how has the LSD microdosing trial been working out?	1.3714	0.07099	70	48	18	4
2557	Perhaps I may have been a little too transparent.	1.3714	0.06801	70	47	20	3
2558	So how's the new couch?	1.3714	0.07099	70	48	18	4
2559	You're right, doc. The more I sit here and reflect, the more I see the patterns.	1.3714	0.07099	70	48	18	4
2560	What's the point of being in a blended family when you never see each other?	1.3714	0.07385	70	49	16	5
2561	If I told her I could change, do you think she'd forgive me?	1.3714	0.07385	70	49	16	5
2562	After all these years,now you tell me this is involuntary	1.3714	0.07099	70	48	18	4
2563	What makes you think you don’t fit in	1.3714	0.06490	70	46	22	2
2564	You’re so right. My whole life has been a series of shades and patterns.	1.3714	0.07385	70	49	16	5
2565	Things to do: reupholster the couch.	1.3714	0.07660	70	50	14	6
2566	I feel like everything's always changing too fast	1.3710	0.07708	62	43	15	4
2567	I feel invisible	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2568	I wish I were a leopard.	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2569	I don't "identify" as a couch. I am your floral couch.	1.3710	0.07357	62	42	17	3
2570	How old were you when you began feeling ignored and invisible around others?	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2571	I feel like I hide from my problems	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2572	Can you clarify what you mean by 'never seeing your Father around.'?	1.3710	0.07357	62	42	17	3
2573	I think you have to embrace it. Change is good.	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2574	So, what do you mean when you say people don't "see" you?	1.3710	0.07357	62	42	17	3
2575	You seem to be very impressionable.	1.3710	0.06988	62	41	19	2
2576	People often say I never exhibit my true colors.	1.3704	0.06904	81	57	18	6
2577	I don’t think I could pull off the stripped pants, plaid coat look.	1.3704	0.06677	81	56	20	5
2578	Why do you feel 'not seen?'	1.3704	0.08482	54	38	12	4
2579	My girlfriend doesn't see me anymore.	1.3704	0.06677	81	56	20	5
2580	What does he mean, 'embrace your inner gecko?' That really bugs me.	1.3704	0.06677	81	56	20	5
2581	Actually, my wife got me this jacket. Why?	1.3704	0.07338	81	59	14	8
2582	I don't know what to do doctor, I like this girl at work but it's like I am invisible to her.	1.3704	0.05943	81	53	26	2
2583	I still didn’t get the Geico part. Even after going through all that change.	1.3704	0.06442	81	55	22	4
2584	: My mood happens to shift all the time, doc...	1.3704	0.07124	81	58	16	7
2585	...but sometimes I want to be seen. Does that make sense?	1.3704	0.06904	81	57	18	6
2586	The first step toward recovery is seeing the pattern, Camille.	1.3699	0.06899	73	50	19	4
2587	It's not as easy to change as it looks.	1.3699	0.06899	73	50	19	4
2588	You don’t have to change your mind.	1.3699	0.06323	73	48	23	2
2589	You wanted to see me, Doc?	1.3699	0.07169	73	51	17	5
2590	So you're finding it hard to blend in?	1.3699	0.06899	73	50	19	4
2591	If you really thing I should change, get a new chaise lounge cover.	1.3699	0.07430	73	52	15	6
2592	In the last week, how often have you felt that you disappeared into the woodwork?	1.3699	0.06899	73	50	19	4
2593	It's not easy being green!	1.3699	0.07169	73	51	17	5
2594	I feel like you're not really seeing me.	1.3699	0.06015	73	47	25	1
2595	I hope you are not judging me on my skin color.	1.3699	0.07169	73	51	17	5
2596	He’s late again. Why is it always the ones with low self-esteem?	1.3699	0.06015	73	47	25	1
2597	I think your biggest problem is your very poor self image.	1.3699	0.06323	73	48	23	2
2598	Want to work on my co-dependency	1.3699	0.06899	73	50	19	4
2599	Doc, I’m ever changing. Trying to match my outside with my inside you know?	1.3699	0.06617	73	49	21	3
2600	You’re only hiding from yourself.	1.3699	0.07430	73	52	15	6
2601	Do you find you are always trying to blend in?	1.3696	0.06128	92	63	24	5
2602	Tell me more about these fears of extinction.	1.3692	0.07774	65	46	14	5
2603	I'm referring you to David Attenborough.	1.3692	0.08077	65	47	12	6
2604	I just don't know how to stand out	1.3692	0.06783	65	43	20	2
2605	what are you writing? I didn't say I have a need to blend, just that I always feel invisible.	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
2606	Who the hell wears checks and stripes in the same outfit? Change one of them.	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
2607	I'm tired of blending in -- it's just that I long for this chaise...	1.3692	0.06783	65	43	20	2
2608	So you say you don't feel seen. Let's explore that.	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
2609	I feel like I’m not myself.	1.3692	0.06419	65	42	22	1
2610	And how long have you felt like you just blend into the background?	1.3692	0.07774	65	46	14	5
2611	My problem, doc,is that I'm always trying too hard to blend in.	1.3692	0.06783	65	43	20	2
2612	Good grief, plaid on stripes! I thought it would be an inkblot test.	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
2613	No, the couch is more of a chartreuse	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
2614	I guess I’d just like to disrupt some of my old patterns.	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
2615	Writes - “would rather pay to hide here than to hide literally anywhere else”	1.3692	0.06783	65	43	20	2
2616	Chameleon personality disorder	1.3690	0.06938	84	60	17	7
2617	So your wife complains you're "unevolved"?	1.3690	0.06511	84	58	21	5
2618	Sometimes, I feel like I don’t fit in anywhere.	1.3690	0.06055	84	56	25	3
2619	I say move on ... your career in the insurance industry is over.	1.3684	0.07216	76	54	16	6
2620	All right; let me get this straight. Your first name is Karma AND your middle name is Karma.	1.3684	0.07354	57	38	17	2
2621	Cold-blooded sounds awfully judgmental.	1.3684	0.08162	57	40	13	4
2622	You told me to blend in more in social situations.	1.3684	0.06446	76	51	22	3
2623	Only if you want to change ...	1.3684	0.06969	76	53	18	5
2624	The patient suffers a distinct lack of originality.	1.3684	0.06969	76	53	18	5
2625	So, things seem to be changing all the time?	1.3684	0.06359	95	67	21	7
2626	My body is a canvas, that's what they tell me. Well when will it be MY turn to paint?	1.3684	0.07456	76	55	14	7
2627	No, no, no, I'm not worried about the pattern...just checking to see if you spelled chameleon correctly.	1.3684	0.08896	57	42	9	6
2628	I don't know Doc, it's like to some people I am invisible...	1.3684	0.07768	57	39	15	3
2629	My wife's been looking at me like I'm part of the furniture.	1.3684	0.08162	57	40	13	4
2630	How do you spell Iguana?	1.3684	0.06713	76	52	20	4
2631	Would it kill ya to get a chair that wasn’t a paisley print, Doc?	1.3684	0.06713	76	52	20	4
2632	You’re just doodling aren’t you.	1.3684	0.08162	57	40	13	4
2633	Why do I have to keep changing myself to feel like I belong	1.3684	0.06969	76	53	18	5
2634	So... tell me more about thos mood swings...	1.3684	0.08162	57	40	13	4
2635	I've always had issues showing my true colors	1.3684	0.07216	76	54	16	6
2636	Honestly doc, this couch is a little too busy. .	1.3684	0.07354	57	38	17	2
2637	(writes) 'Patient complains of feeling invisible'	1.3676	0.06594	68	45	21	2
2638	If you don't want to be treated like a doormat, don't sit on one."	1.3676	0.07813	68	49	13	6
2639	What makes you say you're an introvert?	1.3676	0.07229	68	47	17	4
2640	If I tell him I’m here now, I’ll never know the answer to 23 across.	1.3676	0.07526	68	48	15	5
2641	So tell me about your early mood and color swings?	1.3676	0.07229	68	47	17	4
2642	Let's see..you said you sought therapy in order to evolve?	1.3676	0.06919	68	46	19	3
2643	I’m thinking that you should assert yourself more instead of always trying to blend in.	1.3676	0.07813	68	49	13	6
2644	Lessee ...since discovering that you were compelled to do patterns, paisley has been like fingernails on a chalkboard — do I have that right?	1.3676	0.06919	68	46	19	3
2645	While Dr. Rose quietly wrote notes on his last patient, he could not see the irony that his own unconscious was alive, well, and staring him in the face	1.3676	0.07526	68	48	15	5
2646	I feel like I just don't fit in.	1.3676	0.06919	68	46	19	3
2647	Excuse me Dr. Schwartz, this is part of my problem. No one ever knows I'm in the room.	1.3676	0.06919	68	46	19	3
2648	And when you say you feel like you blend in, and nobody notices you, where do you think that comes from?	1.3676	0.06594	68	45	21	2
2649	No matter how much she wanted to change, my Mother was always blue.	1.3676	0.06594	68	45	21	2
2650	Do you think I consciously or subconsciously changed to look like your couch?	1.3676	0.07526	68	48	15	5
2651	That's the problem, you don't have to fit in all the time	1.3676	0.06594	68	45	21	2
2652	She’s said I’ve changed	1.3676	0.07229	68	47	17	4
2653	So, you have an issue with body-image and self-efficacy...	1.3671	0.06783	79	55	19	5
2654	Doc, I feel like if one more person asks me about insurance I'm gonna snap.	1.3671	0.07019	79	56	17	6
2655	...pretends he can read, attempts at camouflage are rudimentary, remind self to add upholstery repair to bill...	1.3671	0.07019	79	56	17	6
2656	Next week you won’t recognize me” Charles A. Kroloff, Westfield, N	1.3671	0.06540	79	54	21	4
2657	But have you tried a daily afternoon walk?	1.3671	0.07019	79	56	17	6
2658	I think i’m going through “the change”	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2659	But we're not really here to talk about my inability to blend in, are we?	1.3667	0.07118	60	40	18	2
2660	My wife and kids tell me I'm cold-blooded.	1.3667	0.07118	60	40	18	2
2661	Imagining you're an animal is often a sign of latent aggression.	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2662	I think you’re showing improvement Mr. Samsa.	1.3667	0.07504	60	41	16	3
2663	I just can't seem to fit in.	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2664	May I borrow your jacket doctor?	1.3667	0.06709	60	39	20	1
2665	You always see right through me.	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2666	You're making progress, but you still need to be more transparent with me.	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2667	I'm sensing some transference.	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2668	Mr. Meleon, haven't noticed you arrived, I apologize	1.3667	0.05297	60	41	18	1
2669	You say my relationship with my mother is the reason I have a reptile dysfunction?!	1.3667	0.07871	60	42	14	4
2670	This guy has no-showed me twice”!	1.3667	0.07118	60	40	18	2
2671	...tired of being a wallflower.	1.3662	0.07018	71	49	18	4
2672	Now we’ve discussed my couch making you feel even worse about yourself.	1.3662	0.06725	71	48	20	3
2673	My wife makes me feel like I'm part of the furniture!	1.3662	0.06725	71	48	20	3
2674	I just don’t feel seen.	1.3662	0.06098	71	46	24	1
2675	What's so depressing for me is that back on the "Galapagos Islands," I was a king! Now, here in the States, just a color coordinator.	1.3662	0.06419	71	47	22	2
2676	You say Geico is replacing you with a panda? How does that make you feel?	1.3662	0.06419	71	47	22	2
2677	Sometimes I just feel invicible. I just can't show my true colors.	1.3662	0.06725	71	48	20	3
2678	I don't know, doc. My armchair diagnosis is garden variety imposter syndrome.	1.3662	0.06725	71	48	20	3
2679	I guess I’m afraid to be truly seen.	1.3659	0.06610	82	57	20	5
2680	Last week you mentioned not feeling seen by your partner. How's that going?	1.3659	0.06379	82	56	22	4
2681	I just feel like everything keeps happening so quickly	1.3659	0.06610	82	57	20	5
2682	Seems to me like a classic case of imposter syndrome.	1.3651	0.06901	63	42	19	2
2683	I feel like I'm losing my identity.	1.3651	0.07263	63	43	17	3
2684	I'll be whatever you want, just don't call me a 'lounge lizard'	1.3651	0.07937	63	45	13	5
2685	I’m feeling a little plaid today.	1.3651	0.07607	63	44	15	4
2686	How does it make you feel when you say "you don't feel seen?"	1.3651	0.06520	63	41	21	1
2687	If you want to see the real me, Doc, you're going to need to get more neutral furniture.	1.3651	0.07607	63	44	15	4
2688	... So then the insurance company said I wasn't cute enough to be in their ads.	1.3651	0.07937	63	45	13	5
2689	It just feels like no one ever really sees the real me, you know?	1.3651	0.06901	63	42	19	2
2690	The harder I try to blend in, the more invisible I get. It’s like I am not even there.	1.3651	0.06901	63	42	19	2
2691	I’m struggling to feel seen right now.	1.3651	0.08253	63	46	11	6
2692	How do you do it, doc? Keep from blending in?	1.3651	0.07607	63	44	15	4
2693	You can be yourself here.	1.3651	0.06901	63	42	19	2
2694	What is he writing? I haven’t even said anything!	1.3651	0.07263	63	43	17	3
2695	So, how long have you felt like a fish out of water?	1.3649	0.06546	74	50	21	3
2696	What makes you think you have difficulty being yourself?	1.3649	0.06546	74	50	21	3
2697	You are just like all the others. No one ever notices me.	1.3649	0.06546	74	50	21	3
2698	I hear you - wanting to stand out more is a totally normal feeling	1.3649	0.06546	74	50	21	3
2699	My girlfriend of 5 years told me that I’ve changed too much....	1.3649	0.06823	74	51	19	4
2700	And some times I try too hard to fit in	1.3649	0.06546	74	50	21	3
2701	You can’t hide from your feelings	1.3649	0.06823	74	51	19	4
2702	Sometimes I wish I could just blend in	1.3649	0.06257	74	49	23	2
2703	‚So you are done with adapting to your environment?’	1.3649	0.06257	74	49	23	2
2704	That's Komodo, with a K.....	1.3647	0.06228	85	58	23	4
2705	You need to stand up for yourself and stop trying to blend in.	1.3636	0.07941	55	38	14	3
2706	Sometimes I worry I just won’t fit in.	1.3636	0.07138	77	55	16	6
2707	So, you feel people just don't see you anymore?	1.3636	0.07365	66	46	16	4
2708	I don't feel seen.	1.3636	0.06380	77	52	22	3
2709	And when did your mother begin withholding insects?	1.3636	0.06895	77	54	18	5
2710	I took on the appearance of her cat and ate her gerbil. You gotta help me come clean, Doc.	1.3636	0.07042	55	36	18	1
2711	Hey doc, does this flowery couch make me look too fat?	1.3636	0.06502	88	62	20	6
2712	I'm so tired of just blending in.	1.3636	0.07941	55	38	14	3
2713	See? I don’t even like this pattern and I want to please it.	1.3636	0.06703	66	44	20	2
2714	I'm so tired of never being noticed.	1.3636	0.07365	66	46	16	4
2715	I can't get anybody to notice me.	1.3636	0.06106	77	51	24	2
2716	You should lie back down. We still have 7 minutes.	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
2717	I try so hard to be a part of things, but somehow, I just never get noticed!	1.3636	0.07042	55	36	18	1
2718	I think we are making progress. Per my notes, last week you were a cockroach.	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
2719	I mean...when it all comes down to it doc, don't we all just want to feel seen?	1.3636	0.07138	77	55	16	6
2720	Did you get that part about my mother?	1.3636	0.06642	77	53	20	4
2721	Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. Sketch drawing is the COVID-quarantine skill I was working on. Drawing hair is really hard.	1.3636	0.07042	55	36	18	1
2722	you can stop writing now; I already ate him.	1.3636	0.08354	55	39	12	4
2723	But Doc, I really don't want to change.	1.3636	0.06895	77	54	18	5
2724	Are you sure you're not hiding something?	1.3636	0.07941	55	38	14	3
2725	.......it’s like nobody sees the real me!	1.3636	0.07941	55	38	14	3
2726	If you were a lounge lizard you'd be depressed too.	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
2727	I feel that I'm just trying to be what everyone wants me to be	1.3636	0.07042	66

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