Contest #755


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755

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “If you’re so civilized, why don’t you use a coaster?”
  2. “I can evolve.”
  3. “I just can’t get past the difference in our ages.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-05-16T23:40:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-05-30T23:42:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-05-24T23:41:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 31, 2021
Number of captions 8868
Number of responses 827963
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 'Yes Robert I bought a chair. I was sick of my options being between a rock and a hard place.' 1.9378 0.02142 1430 516 487 427
1 Do you want to go clubbing later? 1.9181 0.01699 2235 820 778 637
2 Yes, the mammoth is free range. 1.9118 0.01530 2630 935 992 703
3 The restroom is just down the hall and anywhere you want. 1.8982 0.01432 3134 1183 1087 864
4 Sorry John, but there’s too much history between us. 1.8949 0.01481 2989 1153 997 839
5 Sorry, I’m the hunter. For your vegan requests, I’ll send over the gatherer.” 1.8853 0.01732 2023 743 769 511
6 There’s meat, or we have a new dish called ‘cooked meat’. 1.8805 0.01365 3296 1235 1223 838
7 You knew I was a Neanderthal when you married me. 1.8785 0.01282 3670 1357 1402 911
8 Myles, the pandemic is ending. You should try to find your pants. 1.8731 0.01437 3160 1256 1049 855
9 You look nothing like your drawing. 1.8701 0.01752 1924 709 756 459
10 So what am I then? Ancient history? 1.8658 0.01203 4151 1562 1584 1005
11 Kevin, at some point you're going to have to shave and go back into the office 1.8654 0.01282 3760 1448 1370 942
12 Welcome to the first Hard Rock Cafe 1.8612 0.01488 2854 1127 996 731
13 Would you like the “hunt” or “gather” menu? 1.8611 0.01349 3176 1169 1279 728
14 I just can’t get past the difference in our ages. 1.8604 0.01356 3375 1315 1216 844
15 It just feels like I am the only one evolving in this relationship. 1.8591 0.01931 1554 575 623 356
16 Do you want to go out tonight or do you want me to kill something on the way home from work? 1.8474 0.01534 2517 966 969 582
17 I feel as though only one of us in this relationship has evolved. 1.8470 0.01649 2190 845 835 510
18 Well, pretty much everything on the menu is paleo. 1.8451 0.01929 1646 651 599 396
19 If you're so civilized, why don't you use a coaster? 1.8447 0.02190 1346 555 445 346
20 Of course everything's locally sourced. Where else is there?" 1.8446 0.01341 3289 1267 1266 756
21 Early evidence that women develop faster than men. 1.8294 0.01665 2315 974 762 579
22 Welcome to Dino’s Cafe. I’m Paul. I’ll be hunting and gathering for you this evening. 1.8266 0.01560 2480 1000 910 570
23 Your entree is still on the run. 1.8258 0.01617 2337 953 838 546
24 No, men stayed pretty much the same. 1.8244 0.01616 2466 1048 803 615
25 It's not you, it's me. I've evolved. 1.8229 0.01652 2202 891 810 501
26 You're probably wondering why I dragged you here. 1.8205 0.01689 2251 961 733 557
27 Hi, my name's Frugg. And I'll be hunting and gathering for you tonight. 1.8190 0.01679 2205 921 762 522
28 So, this is what $90,000 ACTUALLY gets you in Brooklyn. 1.8126 0.01855 1825 776 615 434
29 All of our drinks are on the rocks ... 1.8120 0.01750 1952 801 717 434
30 The hardest part was finding a good electrician to wire the ceiling light. 1.8097 0.01866 1776 750 614 412
31 I'm so sorry for the delay. We're still trying to invent fire. 1.8081 0.01810 1829 757 666 406
32 Hi. I’m Thog and I’ll be your hunter and gatherer tonight/ 1.8060 0.01790 1747 693 701 353
33 ‘One clubbed sandwich please.’ 1.8027 0.02164 1318 562 454 302
34 You're taking this paleo diet way too literally, John. 1.8023 0.01859 1674 682 641 351
35 They gave the promotion to the wheel guy. 1.8012 0.02011 1484 622 535 327
36 Normally I meet women by clubbing. 1.7950 0.02085 1478 665 456 357
37 What exactly about the term “man cave” didn’t you understand? 1.7924 0.02123 1310 567 461 282
38 Yes,the wooly mammoth is free-range. 1.7904 0.02077 1374 581 500 293
39 I'm going hunting, do you need anything? 1.7893 0.02075 1348 563 506 279
40 Our menu is entirely hunt to table. 1.7807 0.02176 1190 494 463 233
41 I evolved, Stuart. 1.7801 0.02273 1187 523 402 262
42 This is not the historic brownstone I had in mind 1.7790 0.02673 837 363 296 178
43 It’s just coffee, lady. We’re not inventing the wheel here. 1.7788 0.02240 1153 489 430 234
44 You were gone a long time. I evolved. 1.7769 0.02336 1143 512 374 257
45 There is only one rule for a "man cave" and you're breaking it. 1.7762 0.02284 1135 491 407 237
46 As a matter of fact, I HAVE been living in a cave. 1.7728 0.02313 1074 458 402 214
47 Today’s wifi password is: 🦌🦣🦣🦤🦧. You’ll find it painted on the wall. 1.7712 0.02388 1049 461 367 221
48 where ISN'T the bathroom? 1.7692 0.02538 1018 478 297 243
49 It isn’t you, it’s me. I’ve evolved. 1.7676 0.02396 1007 435 371 201
50 The sign does not say café. It says cave. 1.7669 0.02440 1008 447 349 212
51 I've just been feeling lately like we're at different stages in our development. 1.7667 0.02390 990 422 377 191
52 I see you went to IKEA. 1.7665 0.02465 998 446 339 213
53 Technically, we don't open for another 65,000 years. 1.7645 0.02486 964 427 337 200
54 I thought we agreed to evolve together. 1.7642 0.02436 950 406 362 182
55 You said you wanted a kitchen with granite. 1.7634 0.02507 951 423 330 198
56 So, I gather you hunt. 1.7630 0.02579 941 432 300 209
57 What can I say? While you were out hunting and gathering, I evolved. 1.7629 0.02504 966 434 327 205
58 can you use a coaster? We're not Neanderthals 1.7616 0.02541 927 414 320 193
59 I can evolve. 1.7599 0.02438 908 380 366 162
60 Now that the kids are older I think I’d like to start gathering again. 1.7594 0.02437 902 376 367 159
61 You look different from your cave painting. 1.7591 0.02501 909 394 340 175
62 When I said I wanted to go back to pre-covid times, I did not mean this far back. 1.7589 0.02604 896 406 300 190
63 Please, Jeff... It's time to stop living in the past. 1.7574 0.02572 882 390 316 176
64 You're right, it needs pockets 1.7572 0.02569 873 383 319 171
65 You've changed since we started working from home 1.7569 0.02556 864 374 326 164
66 Well, I AM the last man on Earth and I don’t want to be with you either. 1.7566 0.02695 871 407 269 195
67 Can't we talk about it like civilized people? 1.7552 0.02553 866 376 326 164
68 Call me crazy, but sometimes I think that women are just more evolved. 1.7530 0.02551 846 363 329 154
69 What do you mean by, “I want a man who is more evolved.”? 1.7524 0.02536 848 362 334 152
70 When you said you wanted a man cave in the basement I did not expect this. 1.7509 0.02636 823 363 302 158
71 You look younger in your petroglyph. 1.7500 0.02654 804 353 299 152
72 Paleo isn't a diet. It's a lifestyle. 1.7484 0.02728 803 366 273 164
73 When hairy met Sally. 1.7484 0.02791 791 368 254 169
74 We are looking for someone who can draw line sketches of wild animals as well as alien type creatures that will leave people guessing for years. 1.7465 0.02777 785 362 260 163
75 The chef is having a little trouble starting the fire. 1.7464 0.02722 769 341 282 146
76 Carbon dating. 1.7454 0.02794 766 351 259 156
77 You look exactly like your pictograph. 1.7443 0.02766 751 336 271 144
78 Now that we can go outside again, we need to discuss your outfit 1.7441 0.02764 762 344 269 149
79 Where were you? I've been sitting here for ages. 1.7420 0.02835 748 346 249 153
80 I'm pretty sure I mentioned I was a neanderthal in my online profile. 1.7414 0.02765 727 320 275 132
81 What if you tried to be a hunter-gatherer-listener? 1.7409 0.02941 741 358 217 166
82 What do you mean you've "evolved" and I haven't? 1.7406 0.02880 721 333 242 146
83 Ah, this is embarrassing—I’m really early, aren’t I? 1.7406 0.02880 717 330 243 144
84 What are you drinking? And wearing? And sitting on? 1.7400 0.02874 723 334 243 146
85 What part of "living in the past" do you not get? 1.7380 0.02851 706 319 253 134
86 Well, first I figured out how to roast coffee, then the rest kind of fell into place. 1.7377 0.02892 690 313 245 132
87 Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe. I'll be your server today. 1.7374 0.02873 712 327 245 140
88 It wasn’t until the waiter arrived that Kathy realized Cavern on the Green was a theme restaurant. 1.7365 0.02983 683 321 221 141
89 I just feel like I’ve changed and you’ve stayed the same 1.7350 0.02890 683 309 246 128
90 I know you think all men are Neanderthals, but I keep telling you I’m Cro-Magnon. 1.7345 0.02871 678 303 252 123
91 I think you’re taking this Paleo thing a bit too far. 1.7332 0.03035 626 286 221 119
92 We serve only pre-Columbian coffee. 1.7330 0.03333 558 267 173 118
93 I remember when this place was just a hole in the wall. 1.7327 0.03366 520 241 177 102
94 Most people lie on dating sites. You really are a caveman. 1.7312 0.02974 640 290 232 118
95 We need to talk about the woolly mammoth in the room. 1.7289 0.03047 616 282 219 115
96 Dave, I'd really hoped we could've evolved together, as a couple. 1.7284 0.03041 626 289 218 119
97 You look nothing like your cave painting 1.7283 0.02997 633 289 227 117
98 I prefer cave-person, thank you very much. 1.7261 0.02984 639 293 228 118
99 When do I get to wear the pants? 1.7244 0.03138 606 287 199 120
100 I see you took down my paintings. 1.7227 0.03643 458 220 145 93
101 Am I late, or are you early? 1.7204 0.03097 583 267 212 104
102 I'm good with the Covid beard, but I am going to want my dresses back. 1.7203 0.03270 572 277 178 117
103 Craig, you've got to stop living in the past. 1.7192 0.03075 584 266 216 102
104 Today’s special is an organic locally sourced non-gmo grass fed woolly mammoth...or nothing. We can never be sure. 1.7191 0.03129 591 277 203 111
105 The difference in age concerns me. 1.7181 0.03238 557 263 188 106
106 I feel like between the two of us, the quarantine changed you the most 1.7173 0.03302 566 277 172 117
107 You're never coming back to the office, are you? 1.7166 0.03255 554 263 185 106
108 I’ll confess, when you said “man cave”, my first thoughts went to a foosball table in the basement. 1.7140 0.03159 542 246 205 91
109 I feel like we aren't evolving as a couple any more. 1.7135 0.03359 534 259 169 106
110 Um, yeah...When I said I was into older men, I probably should have been more specific. 1.7132 0.03238 537 250 191 96
111 I'm leaving you. I've met someone less evolved. 1.7124 0.03219 539 250 194 95
112 I'm sorry Martha - I just think there's too much history between us. 1.7121 0.03455 528 264 152 112
113 You hunt and gather, I now work from home. 1.7120 0.03199 552 258 195 99
114 I just feel like we’re on different timelines here 1.7086 0.03204 525 240 198 87
115 You knew I was a caveman when you married me. 1.7085 0.03067 566 257 217 92
116 I just don’t know if I’m ready to go back to the office. 1.7071 0.03229 536 251 191 94
117 Clearly, you've moved on. 1.7049 0.03282 515 241 185 89
118 You're early. Way early 1.7048 0.03373 498 236 173 89
119 Kevin, I’m over this paleo thing. 1.7043 0.03485 487 237 157 93
120 Yes, this is my first date since lockdown started, what makes you ask? 1.7040 0.03303 500 232 184 84
121 I'm sorry Roger, I've evolved. 1.7039 0.03378 493 233 173 87
122 Maybe on our next date we could go clubbing. 1.7036 0.03325 496 231 181 84
123 Today's specials are still out there. 1.7033 0.03335 492 229 180 83
124 Wanna go clubbing tonight? 1.7015 0.03561 479 238 146 95
125 Yes, I went out clubbing again last night. 1.6998 0.03358 493 233 175 85
126 "Where do you see yourself in five thousand years? 1.6994 0.03472 469 224 162 83
127 I just don’t see myself wearing pants again. 1.6992 0.03441 472 224 166 82
128 I just don’t think we’re evolving as a couple. 1.6985 0.03495 461 220 160 81
129 I guess discovering fire wasn't enough for you. 1.6975 0.03484 476 231 158 87
130 You say I look like a Neanderthal like that’s a bad thing” 1.6974 0.03473 456 215 164 77
131 What part of 'man cave' do you not understand? 1.6968 0.04554 277 134 93 50
132 The wait for a latte is currently 23,000 years. 1.6961 0.03713 464 240 125 99
133 Is that what you're wearing? 1.6952 0.03448 456 214 167 75
134 When you said you wanted a man cave, I guess I didn't take it literally. 1.6935 0.03404 447 205 174 68
135 I think you're missing the point of the man cave. 1.6933 0.03401 450 207 174 69
136 So I hear you’re into clubbing. 1.6933 0.03582 463 230 145 88
137 Just once, can’t we sit down and have a civilized conversation? 1.6930 0.03520 456 220 156 80
138 You’re picturing me as a caveman again, aren’t you. 1.6916 0.03548 454 223 149 82
139 I feel like you've moved on without me. 1.6910 0.03397 479 229 169 81
140 Its not you, I just feel like we are living in different times, you know? 1.6897 0.03484 435 203 164 68
141 I just feel like I'm the only one evolving in this relationship. 1.6889 0.03726 450 232 126 92
142 You actually look like your cave drawing. 1.6872 0.03442 454 215 166 73
143 Charlotte! I haven’t seen you in a million years! 1.6863 0.03728 424 212 133 79
144 Let’s just say that I’ve evolved. 1.6862 0.03632 427 208 145 74
145 College has changed you. 1.6860 0.03629 414 198 148 68
146 Instead of spending money on decorating, why don't we draw on the walls? 1.6858 0.03527 436 208 157 71
147 Do you ever feel like we're living in two different worlds? 1.6851 0.03397 435 199 174 62
148 I sold your wheel. 1.6849 0.03703 438 222 132 84
149 I just replaced the V with an F, and liked the sound of it. So, CAFE it is. 1.6848 0.03789 422 215 125 82
150 Actually, I think the rock looked just fine where it was 1.6841 0.03752 402 197 135 70
151 You're probably wondering why I dragged you in here today. 1.6840 0.03701 424 211 136 77
152 You say "man cave," I say "starter home." 1.6832 0.03803 404 202 128 74
153 It was at that moment that Sharon realized the premium DNA ancestry package was, in fact, not worth the additional price. 1.6829 0.03852 410 210 120 80
154 It’s a man cave Allison, you don’t have to ‘Do’ anything 1.6826 0.03724 397 192 139 66
155 Would you like to see our paleo menu? 1.6816 0.03804 402 201 128 73
156 I was fine with this until you painted over my deer. 1.6801 0.03795 422 217 123 82
157 Have you seen my tablet? 1.6786 0.03836 392 196 126 70
158 I think our age difference is becoming an issue. 1.6781 0.03802 407 206 126 75
159 Gosh...you look so different from your petroglyph. 1.6772 0.03702 412 204 137 71
160 I know they’re Neanderthals but they’re still my parents. 1.6772 0.03820 381 187 130 64
161 You have to stop this living in the future, Sarah. 1.6768 0.03897 393 201 118 74
162 You look like a nice guy, but I just think the timing isn't right for us. 1.6768 0.03739 396 194 136 66
163 I feel like I'm the only one who has been evolving in this relationship. 1.6762 0.03859 383 191 125 67
164 I just feel that I've evolved but our relationship hasn't. 1.6762 0.03714 383 183 141 59
165 Fine, tell me more about this “wheel.” 1.6752 0.03709 391 189 140 62
166 I had the option to work from wherever,so I said "anywhere except 2021." I guess I should have been more specific. 1.6739 0.03876 368 181 126 61
167 Been waiting long? 1.6739 0.03888 371 184 124 63
168 I can’t stop dwelling in the past. 1.6736 0.03862 383 192 124 67
169 did you... paint over all of my cave drawings? 1.6721 0.03933 366 183 120 63
170 After that display yesterday, Karen, I’m not sure you’re in a position to call me uncivilized. 1.6720 0.03833 378 187 128 63
171 Would you like to see my cave drawings? 1.6719 0.03838 384 192 126 66
172 Does that tabletop come off? I wanna try something. 1.6711 0.04039 377 198 105 74
173 Your waiter said you ordered grog...I'm Grog. 1.6711 0.03915 377 191 119 67
174 You’re still living in the past, Frank 1.6711 0.03823 377 186 129 62
175 I went to Ikea. 1.6704 0.03887 358 175 126 57
176 Harold, it's time we have a talk about your man cave. 1.6702 0.03814 376 185 130 61
177 I told you that you might regret using that chair as kindling. 1.6694 0.03871 360 176 127 57
178 I just think it's a slippery slope - first thing I shave, next thing it's a client meeting in Dallas. 1.6676 0.03970 358 180 117 61
179 We're the original Hard Rock Cafe. 1.6676 0.03733 361 185 119 57
180 Alright, so maybe I went a little too far with the man cave. 1.6676 0.03949 367 186 117 64
181 They’re called pants. 1.6676 0.03885 370 185 123 62
182 Elaine was unprepared for just how committed Doug was to his paleo diet 1.6667 0.03833 381 191 126 64
183 It’s not you; it’s me. I’ve evolved. 1.6648 0.04016 364 188 110 66
184 Smoking section? We haven't even discovered fire yet! 1.6648 0.04081 361 189 104 68
185 It just feels like we're at different stages in life. 1.6648 0.03833 358 174 130 54
186 You say Caveman like its a bad thing. 1.6646 0.03903 325 153 128 44
187 You know, calling me a Neanderthal doesn't have the sting you think it does. 1.6639 0.03957 360 182 117 61
188 When I look at you, I see the future. 1.6639 0.03883 357 176 125 56
189 Well, for my third and final wish, I told the genie I wanted to live in simpler times 1.6637 0.04082 342 174 109 59
190 You don’t look like your cave drawing. 1.6629 0.04129 350 183 102 65
191 It's a starter cave. Looking to move up to a cavern. 1.6621 0.03621 367 171 149 47
192 Ikea really does fit in anywhere. 1.6619 0.03998 349 176 115 58
193 Yes, I mind that you were out clubbing until 2 a.m. 1.6618 0.04118 346 185 96 65
194 Invent your own chair. 1.6607 0.04271 336 179 92 65
195 I don't think this is working out. The difference in our ages is just too great. 1.6603 0.04096 368 197 99 72
196 I just feel like I do all the gathering around here, that’s all. 1.6595 0.03799 370 183 130 57
197 I don't feel like you're committing to the Paleo lifestyle. 1.6594 0.04033 367 193 106 68
198 My name's Dave and I'll be your hunter. 1.6591 0.03770 399 204 127 68
199 There’s no reason we can’t be civilized 1.6580 0.03869 345 168 127 50
200 You've had your shots. Time to put some pants on and go back to work. 1.6576 0.03837 368 184 126 58
201 Biden was elected president. We can leave our cave now... 1.6569 0.04203 341 181 96 64
202 You don’t look as tall as you did in your cave painting. 1.6558 0.03943 337 166 121 50
203 So, while I'm spending the day scavenging for us you're at IKEA? 1.6554 0.04241 325 170 97 58
204 Yes, we can accommodate a Paleo diet. 1.6554 0.04040 354 184 108 62
205 Fred, I think it's time you give up, get your vaccination, and come on home 1.6550 0.03891 371 190 119 62
206 First the wheel, now IKEA. 1.6547 0.04116 333 171 106 56
207 Hi, I'm Julie from the future. Do you want the good news or the bad news? 1.6545 0.04190 330 172 100 58
208 It's the age gap, isn't it? 1.6543 0.04782 269 145 72 52
209 It's not you. We're just evolving at different rates. 1.6535 0.04179 329 171 101 57
210 Of all the caves in all the towns in all the world, you show up in mine. 1.6531 0.04111 320 161 109 50
211 I just feel like sitting defeats the purpose of Homo Erectus. 1.6527 0.04230 311 159 101 51
212 You don"t look a bit like your cave painting. 1.6512 0.03978 324 159 119 46
213 We're going back to the office soon, Hank, you gotta put some pants on eventually. 1.6509 0.04093 338 175 106 57
214 Are you still doing paleo, or can I get you a scone? 1.6508 0.03849 358 179 125 54
215 Sorry your coffee is cold. The kitchen is still waiting to discover fire. 1.6508 0.04378 315 169 87 59
216 Hello. I'm Grok, your hunter. What may I kill for you today? 1.6506 0.04221 312 160 101 51
217 I’m sorry, Urg. Early polling suggests you’re too evolved to win a GOP leadership role in the House. 1.6503 0.04483 306 166 81 59
218 When your profile said that you were Paleo, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.6503 0.04263 306 157 99 50
219 We're just evolving into different people. 1.6503 0.03976 346 176 115 55
220 Well, maybe there's a reason I behave like a Neanderthal. 1.6501 0.04003 343 175 113 55
221 One of us is in the wrong cartoon! 1.6484 0.04343 310 164 91 55
222 We ARE from two different worlds. Mine includes full sentences, deodorant, and consensual sex. 1.6474 0.04317 329 179 87 63
223 I must have been out hunting and gathering longer than I thought. 1.6471 0.03981 306 147 120 39
224 So you can invent electricity, but a second chair is just too much? 1.6471 0.04341 306 161 92 53
225 I’m sorry, my mother was right, you are a Neanderthal. 1.6467 0.04180 334 177 98 59
226 I can't keep living in the past. 1.6467 0.04100 317 160 109 48
227 ...is lightly beaten with a club and served with a side of fresh acorns and mixed berries. 1.6456 0.04013 316 156 116 44
228 One trip to IKEA and you think you're so evolved. 1.6442 0.04176 326 171 100 55
229 I'd offer to warm that up for you, but fire is still a ways off. 1.6438 0.04325 292 150 96 46
230 I'm confused. Which one of us is a time traveler? 1.6431 0.04216 311 164 96 51
231 You're right, lighting makes all the difference. 1.6429 0.04071 308 153 112 43
232 So when you said it has been ages since you went on a date . . . 1.6429 0.04126 322 166 105 51
233 What do you want me to do? Reinvent the wheel? 1.6424 0.04213 302 154 102 46
234 Oh wow..you’re here very very early.... 1.6424 0.04537 288 155 81 52
235 Very funny. Next time you find the Airbnb. 1.6419 0.04302 310 164 93 53
236 Frankly, I thought your Mammoth Latte would be bigger. 1.6417 0.04066 321 163 110 48
237 What do you mean you don’t want to gather anymore? 1.6407 0.04213 295 149 103 43
238 I think you're taking this 'mancave' thing too far George. 1.6390 0.04199 313 163 100 50
239 We don't get many gatherers in here. 1.6389 0.04266 288 146 100 42
240 Look, with things opening back up I think you should start wearing pants again. 1.6386 0.04330 285 148 93 44
241 Today’s special is meat.” 1.6377 0.04352 276 140 96 40
242 Quarantine is over Ryan, it’s time to put some pants on and shave 1.6370 0.04319 292 154 91 47
243 I identify as neolithic, but with paleo tendencies. 1.6369 0.04142 314 162 104 48
244 It's over, Laura. Can't you read the drawing on the wall? 1.6364 0.04235 286 147 98 41
245 That's when Anna knew Doug had gone "full paleo" 1.6364 0.04426 275 142 91 42
246 The Wi-Fi password is three hunters throwing spears at a mammoth by a hill. 1.6361 0.04337 294 154 93 47
247 Sometimes I feel like we live in different worlds. 1.6361 0.04061 294 144 113 37
248 I'm Java Man. I'll be your server. 1.6360 0.04059 283 154 91 38
249 Frankly, I was hoping for more “Man” and less “Cave”. 1.6360 0.04357 283 146 94 43
250 So, how long have you been doing paleo? 1.6351 0.04208 296 151 102 43
251 I'm all about the upgrade, but what happened to my paintings? 1.6344 0.04495 279 148 85 46
252 When I said I wanted to satisfy my primal urges I had something else in mind Dave... 1.6344 0.04379 279 144 93 42
253 Of all the caves in all the towns in all Pangea she walks into mine. 1.6333 0.04323 300 159 92 49
254 We have some concerns about your recent drawings. 1.6331 0.04538 278 149 82 47
255 I'm Thog, I'll be your caveman. Is this your first time at a paleo café? 1.6327 0.04519 275 146 84 45
256 Geez, and I was coming in here to brag about fire. 1.6319 0.04548 288 158 78 52
257 I think some paintings would really bring this place together. 1.6319 0.04171 307 159 102 46
258 We accept Crypto, Venmo and Mesopotamian shekel. 1.6308 0.04470 279 148 86 45
259 Shouldn't civilization mean at least two chairs? 1.6307 0.04258 287 150 95 42
260 When you said you wanted a Man Cave, I wasn't expecting this. 1.6305 0.04411 295 159 86 50
261 You did say I could have a man cave... 1.6305 0.04278 295 154 96 45
262 With winter drawing in, Alan began questioning his commitment to his Paleo lifestyle and had to admit he was starting to get cold feet. 1.6300 0.04489 273 144 86 43
263 I've evolved, Thog. 1.6299 0.04559 281 153 79 49
264 You’re just not evolving the way I’d hoped. 1.6298 0.04321 289 151 94 44
265 97% match, really? 1.6295 0.04395 305 167 84 54
266 Would you like to hear today’s paleo specials? 1.6291 0.04201 302 157 100 45
267 I think that rock might look better in the other corner. 1.6289 0.04271 291 151 97 43
268 Let’s face it John, you’re stuck in the past. 1.6283 0.04292 269 135 99 35
269 To be honest, you're moving a little too fast for me. 1.6272 0.04445 279 148 87 44
270 I just think it's time we act more civilized. 1.6272 0.04175 287 145 104 38
271 No, I believe in evolution. I just thought it would take a little longer. 1.6259 0.04250 278 141 100 37
272 So you don’t want to go clubbing? 1.6255 0.04703 251 134 77 40
273 You're late. 1.6250 0.04646 264 143 77 44
274 Your tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle, iced, sugar-free, vanilla with soy milk, decaf, will be ready in 8,000 years. 1.6235 0.04745 255 142 69 44
275 The Bumble app autocorrected Paleo diet to Paleo date and, well, here we are. 1.6232 0.04428 276 146 88 42
276 A “mammoth” frappuccino? Is that its size or its flavor? 1.6229 0.04368 297 161 87 49
277 I'm sorry, we wont have wifi for another million years or so. 1.6228 0.04538 281 154 79 48
278 Well you look different from your Tinder picture, too. 1.6226 0.04541 265 141 83 41
279 Honey, I think you’ve taken this man cave things too far. 1.6220 0.04677 246 130 79 37
280 In our relationship, I guess you've evolved and I haven't. 1.6204 0.04426 274 145 88 41
281 Not if you were the first man on earth. 1.6202 0.04441 258 133 90 35
282 Can I hunt-or-gather something else for you? 1.6194 0.04594 247 131 80 36
283 Rustic isn't the word I would use to describe your airbnb 1.6189 0.04781 244 132 73 39
284 I think it’s time we address the woolly mammoth in the room... 1.6185 0.04510 270 145 83 42
285 I caved and bought a lamp 1.6185 0.04602 249 131 82 36
286 Honey, I think you might be taking this man-cave thing too far. 1.6181 0.04462 254 131 89 34
287 Sweetie, we've grown apart. To put it more bluntly, I've evolved, and you just want to make the Paleolithic great again. 1.6168 0.04489 274 148 83 43
288 And my bison paintings had to go, too? 1.6167 0.04774 240 129 74 37
289 You’re right. Girls both mature and evolve faster than boys. 1.6160 0.04446 263 138 88 37
290 Why do you think you're the only one who has evolved 1.6151 0.04665 252 136 77 39
291 You mean I only had to quarantine for two weeks?! 1.6128 0.04429 297 166 80 51
292 No worries. Lots of people end up here because they accidentally type "Nearest cave" instead of "cafe." 1.6126 0.04619 253 136 79 38
293 Just because we're doing the Paleo diet doesn't mean we have to do the whole lifestyle. 1.6120 0.04594 250 133 81 36
294 My therapist says you are stuck in the past. 1.6120 0.04629 250 134 79 37
295 I'm sorry. It's over. You haven't evolved. 1.6118 0.04481 237 120 89 28
296 Wanna go clubbing? 1.6118 0.04900 237 131 67 39
297 I guess when you said "man cave" I was picturing something more from your college years and not so much from the early Cenozoic. 1.6116 0.04890 242 135 66 41
298 I’m sorry… it just seems like you can’t stop living in the past. 1.6109 0.04452 275 149 84 42
299 We'll have a bigger menu when we discover fire. 1.6098 0.04661 264 147 73 44
300 I feel like we don’t want the same things anymore. 1.6098 0.04654 246 132 78 36
301 I just came to say that milk and sugar will take a while. 1.6098 0.04447 287 159 81 47
302 Ma'am, you seem to be a few millenia early for your dinner reservation. 1.6089 0.04554 248 131 83 34
303 Seriously, you don’t have a Paleo diet option? 1.6087 0.04623 253 137 78 38
304 Woah, go easy on the evolution! We are supposed to do fire and wheels next not modular furniture and soy milk latte 1.6087 0.04640 253 140 73 40
305 Did you at least try to gather? 1.6082 0.04670 245 132 77 36
306 You're living in the past. 1.6067 0.04800 239 131 71 37
307 Try to not paint anything on the walls while I'm gone...ok? 1.6066 0.04540 244 128 84 32
308 Sorry, we're short-staffed today - Everyone is out hunting and gathering. 1.6059 0.04658 236 127 76 33
309 I see you've moved on. 1.6050 0.04552 238 124 84 30
310 The furniture and coffee I understand, but when did you invent electricity? 1.6038 0.04497 260 140 83 37
311 One question...How do we have electricity? 1.6035 0.04923 227 125 67 35
312 Sorry ma'am, indoor dining is closed. 1.6034 0.04683 232 123 78 31
313 You said that if you got your coffee nook then I could have a man cave 1.6027 0.04894 224 122 69 33
314 How exactly is this not a mancave? 1.6026 0.04731 229 122 76 31
315 It’s been a while. 1.6026 0.04524 229 117 86 26
316 C'mon baby, light your what? 1.6017 0.04934 231 129 65 37
317 As a matter of fact, yes, all the servers here are Neanderthals. 1.6009 0.04902 233 130 66 37
318 Good evening. My name is Gulg and I’ll be your hunter gatherer tonight. 1.6000 0.04713 245 135 73 37
319 Our stimulus check came 1.5992 0.04902 242 138 63 41
320 Um, what is my woolly mammoth chair doing out by the trash? 1.5992 0.04687 242 132 75 35
321 Yes you make nice fire, but that's not enough for me anymore. 1.5991 0.04806 227 123 72 32
322 The light is supposed to be at the END of the tunnel. 1.5990 0.05209 207 116 58 33
323 Sure, it was easy for you to evolve and move on. 1.5982 0.04689 224 118 78 28
324 well, what did they think would happen if they re-elected Trump. 1.5982 0.05350 219 130 47 42
325 The pandemic is over. The Knicks made the playoffs. It's time for you to leave. 1.5975 0.04856 236 132 67 37
326 When you said, "Man cave," you weren't kidding. 1.5966 0.04599 238 129 77 32
327 Oh, they didn’t mention the age difference was geological. 1.5957 0.04798 235 130 70 35
328 I suppose now you'll want electricity. 1.5948 0.04610 232 123 80 29
329 Was I gone long? 1.5941 0.05127 202 111 62 29
330 You took down the art? 1.5940 0.04777 234 129 71 34
331 Although happy at first, over time Grog and Nancy seemed to evolve apart. 1.5938 0.04650 224 118 79 27
332 I realise a marriage takes work, but I’ve been waiting ages for you to evolve. 1.5938 0.05023 224 127 61 36
333 Hon, I think it's time to discuss you going back to the more "establishment" wing of the Republican Party. 1.5930 0.05332 199 113 54 32
334 So. How long have you been in quarantine? 1.5926 0.04958 216 119 66 31
335 we're out of pterodactyl. Would you care for the Jurassic surprise? 1.5924 0.05137 211 119 59 33
336 I’m ready to go back into the office 1.5921 0.04994 228 130 61 37
337 There was a sale at IKEA 1.5913 0.04644 230 123 78 29
338 Sorry, I'm early. 1.5909 0.05160 198 109 61 28
339 Would it kill you to gather enough beans for two cups of coffee once in a while? " 1.5896 0.05033 212 118 63 31
340 You're early 1.5896 0.05250 212 123 53 36
341 I love what you did to the place during quarantine. 1.5894 0.05218 207 118 56 33
342 I wanted our relationship to evolve, but you’re stuck in the past. 1.5894 0.04796 207 109 74 24
343 By now, you've realized that I'm much older than my dating profile implied. 1.5891 0.05226 202 114 57 31
344 Your profile said you were a bit of a Neanderthal and you weren’t kidding. 1.5882 0.04949 204 110 68 26
345 I stopped wearing pants and it devolved from there. 1.5877 0.04871 211 114 70 27
346 Well, to be honest, I'm not sure I'm ready for indoor dining. 1.5877 0.04682 211 110 78 23
347 I think your use of "caveman" to describe me is a microaggression. 1.5874 0.04800 223 122 71 30
348 Do you serve anything that's not paleo? 1.5874 0.05239 206 118 55 33
349 Yes, I am having an affair with Wilma Flintstone... 1.5872 0.04970 218 122 64 32
350 Seems there's a bit of a problem in the kitchen. Any chance you've discovered fire? 1.5869 0.04590 259 146 74 39
351 Why do you always have to change everything when I'm gone. 1.5869 0.04882 213 116 69 28
352 This isn't what I meant by a man cave. 1.5860 0.04848 215 117 70 28
353 I'm not really a caveman. I just haven't been outside since the pandemic hit. 1.5857 0.04890 210 114 69 27
354 Pull up a rock, we need to talk." 1.5849 0.04716 212 112 76 24
355 Honey, I feel like you are taking this whole “Man Cave” thing a little too serious... 1.5841 0.04912 214 118 67 29
356 Once we get fire, this place will really start to feel like a home. 1.5833 0.05097 204 114 61 29
357 I had no idea past life regression therapy went back this far. 1.5818 0.04768 220 120 72 28
358 I have to go back to in-person today. Have you seen my pants? 1.5817 0.04976 208 115 65 28
359 So OK then, let's have a civilized discussion. 1.5816 0.04951 196 105 68 23
360 You're just in time for Happy Era. 1.5814 0.05071 215 123 59 33
361 Well, we have reduced our carbon footprint. 1.5813 0.05165 203 115 58 30
362 How long was I gone for? 1.5810 0.04506 210 107 84 19
363 I’ve knocked on every cave and nobody has stevia. 1.5801 0.05487 181 103 51 27
364 You look different than the cave paintings 1.5801 0.04836 231 131 66 34
365 Can I drag you out for a drink sometime? 1.5799 0.04958 219 124 63 32
366 What with the difference in the ages, do you think we can make it work? 1.5798 0.04824 188 97 73 18
367 Does this dress make me look fat? 1.5795 0.05281 195 111 55 29
368 Welcome to the original Hard Rock Cafe. 1.5787 0.04531 254 150 66 38
369 Sarah, I’m beginning to think I’ve been in quarantine too long 1.5780 0.04715 218 118 74 26
370 We need to talk. I no longer identify as a gatherer. 1.5779 0.05344 199 116 51 32
371 I call it, "first-century modern." 1.5779 0.05001 199 109 65 25
372 You're just moving forward too quickly for me. 1.5775 0.04488 213 117 72 24
373 I feel our lifestyles are starting to diverge. 1.5773 0.04993 194 105 66 23
374 You look nicer than your cave drawing. 1.5766 0.04782 222 123 70 29
375 I still have the sense that you're waiting for me to change. 1.5765 0.04902 196 105 69 22
376 You're just not evolving with me. 1.5753 0.05211 186 103 59 24
377 But I really was here first. 1.5753 0.05098 186 101 63 22
378 Steve, lately it feels like we live in very different times 1.5751 0.05121 193 107 61 25
379 Welcome to the Mansplain Cave Cafe. I’d like to tell you about our menu in excruciating and condescending detail. 1.5751 0.05428 193 113 49 31
380 Would it have been too much trouble to order a second chair? 1.5745 0.05170 188 104 60 24
381 Actually when I said I wished I could sit in a cafe like we did BC, I meant Before Covid, not Before Christ ... 1.5745 0.05385 188 108 52 28
382 The three-legged table is nice idea, but the four-legged chair is a keeper. 1.5738 0.05045 183 98 65 20
383 I am going to need that table for firewood. 1.5736 0.05144 197 111 59 27
384 I think we should see other Neanderthals. 1.5735 0.04812 204 110 71 23
385 It’s not cultural appropriation, I’m one percent Neanderthal. 1.5734 0.04851 218 122 67 29
386 Sorry Jane, I'm just not ready to evolve yet. 1.5733 0.04608 225 122 77 26
387 Mother was right. You’re a Neanderthal. 1.5729 0.05348 199 117 50 32
388 Hunting should be over by 1, but Gathering may go late so don't hold up dinner for me. 1.5722 0.05050 194 107 63 24
389 What part of “man cave” don’t you understand? 1.5721 0.05163 215 127 53 35
390 But this is a man cave. 1.5714 0.05358 182 103 54 25
391 What's an evolved woman like you doing in a cave like this? 1.5714 0.04663 210 112 76 22
392 Of course it's cold! Fire is still under development. 1.5714 0.05301 182 102 56 24
393 I'm sorry. Your card has been denied. 1.5714 0.05084 210 121 58 31
394 So I heard you like rock. 1.5707 0.04992 205 115 63 27
395 I thought I was the only one who knew about this hole-in-the-wall. 1.5707 0.04777 191 100 73 18
396 You've snuck off to Ikea again, haven't you? 1.5701 0.04967 214 122 62 30
397 Ok, full confession: my profile picture is from my paleolithic period. 1.5694 0.04844 216 121 67 28
398 I’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty. 1.5691 0.05494 188 111 47 30
399 This is all just moving a little fast for me. 1.5691 0.05439 181 104 51 26
400 Welcome back to Manhattan. As you can see, we had to scale back a little. 1.5690 0.05549 174 100 49 25
401 Marge, it's clear who wears the pants in this family. But I would like to have those shoes... 1.5686 0.04964 204 114 64 26
402 So, I’m a Neanderthal; what’s your point? 1.5682 0.05617 176 103 46 27
403 I’ll give you $50,000 over your asking price. 1.5680 0.05550 169 96 50 23
404 Fred,are you stoned again? 1.5677 0.04930 192 116 49 27
405 Yeah, service is slow - I've been waiting for Ages. 1.5665 0.04984 203 114 63 26
406 The first Hard Rock Cafe. 1.5665 0.04885 203 112 67 24
407 Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe, what can i get you? 1.5663 0.04910 196 107 67 22
408 So what part of man cave didn't you believe? 1.5661 0.05155 189 106 59 24
409 How far right did I swipe? 1.5659 0.05418 182 105 51 26
410 I don't know what's more surprising. That my time machine worked, or that you know how to make coffee. 1.5659 0.05090 205 118 58 29
411 Carl returned from a week of hunting and gathering to find his cave had been gentrified. 1.5657 0.05585 175 102 47 26
412 Your Tinder profile said "into paleo", so ... 1.5650 0.04731 223 125 70 28
413 What do you mean ‘My lunch ate your chef’? 1.5650 0.05300 177 99 56 22
414 Things are opening up, perhaps it's about time to put on pants. 1.5644 0.05053 202 115 60 27
415 Am I dating myself? 1.5638 0.05600 188 114 42 32
416 Sweetheart, when you asked for a man cave, I assumed you meant a pool table and a beer keg. 1.5628 0.05012 199 112 62 25
417 What’d you think you’d find in my man cave? 1.5625 0.05297 160 86 58 16
418 Let’s get this straight: I wear the pants in this family! 1.5614 0.05347 171 98 51 22
419 How long have you been working remotely? 1.5604 0.04568 207 110 78 19
420 And you call me the caveman? Have you heard of coasters, Linda? 1.5602 0.05501 166 94 51 21
421 You’re the right person, it’s just not the right time 1.5600 0.05287 175 98 56 21
422 A wheel with legs makes no sense. 1.5598 0.05540 184 110 45 29
423 I've always been attracted to women of a certain age. 1.5594 0.05247 202 120 51 31
424 I don’t think we want the same things anymore 1.5593 0.05482 177 103 49 25
425 While you were out, I invented language. Sit down. We need to talk. 1.5591 0.05333 186 108 52 26
426 Neanderthal or not, I can learn to lower the toilet seat. 1.5583 0.05713 163 95 45 23
427 Your coffee break is over, go out and gather 1.5576 0.05595 165 95 48 22
428 just because I'm working from home doesn't mean I can't look nice. 1.5576 0.05528 165 94 50 21
429 I’m sorry. It’s over. I can’t be the only one who’s evolved. 1.5575 0.05185 174 96 59 19
430 Not everything evolves around you. 1.5574 0.04996 183 100 64 19
431 I just love these little hole-in-the-wall coffee shops, don't you? 1.5573 0.04992 192 107 63 22
432 It was at this moment when she knew she should have swiped left... 1.5568 0.05448 176 102 50 24
433 You know, Kyle, there’s hipster chic, then there’s dressing like an idiot.” 1.5568 0.05411 185 109 49 27
434 Shouldn't you be gathering? 1.5567 0.05060 194 110 60 24
435 I'll have a Paleo chai and the gatherer-to-table greens. 1.5567 0.05060 194 110 60 24
436 It’s not working anymore Alice. You’re just too...modern. 1.5556 0.05323 189 111 51 27
437 It isn't the age difference so much as the epoch difference. 1.5556 0.05216 189 109 55 25
438 It’s just that you talk to me like I’m a Neanderthal. 1.5556 0.05471 180 106 48 26
439 Fire wasn't enough? Now I have to invent electricity? 1.5556 0.05607 162 93 48 21
440 Just because you wear the pants in the family doesn't mean you're allowed in the man cave. 1.5556 0.05607 162 93 48 21
441 Let me hunt you down a dessert menu. 1.5556 0.05253 171 95 57 19
442 the rock really ties the room toghether 1.5556 0.05571 171 100 47 24
443 The Wi-Fi password is ‘NotInventedYet.’ 1.5538 0.05248 195 115 52 28
444 Quarantine ended ages ago 1.5529 0.05211 170 94 58 18
445 It wasn't that hard. I just went to IKEA. 1.5519 0.06114 154 94 35 25
446 I’ve been living under a rock this past year. How’ve you been? 1.5519 0.05234 183 105 55 23
447 All I ask for is a civilized conversation over a cup of coffee. 1.5514 0.05248 185 107 54 24
448 I'd like to see your Paleo menu, please. 1.5514 0.04841 185 103 64 18
449 Are you planning to wear that tonight? 1.5509 0.05212 167 92 58 17
450 I know you’ve wanted a man cave but this is going too far. 1.5505 0.04987 198 113 61 24
451 Frankly, I don't see anything wrong with living in the past. 1.5500 0.05523 160 91 50 19
452 Yes, it’s true, I’ve been in quarantine for a long, long, long time. 1.5500 0.05417 180 106 49 25
453 Yes, I do wall murals, but they are mostly of animals. 1.5497 0.05534 151 84 51 16
454 Yes, I value you as a Stay-at-Home Dad. I'm just don't understand how the place gets like this after one day. 1.5490 0.05934 153 91 40 22
455 I just think we’re living in different worlds. 1.5485 0.04793 206 116 67 23
456 Alright you win. Let's move back to the city. 1.5484 0.05803 155 91 43 21
457 Yes, the coffee is completely Paleo. 1.5484 0.05116 186 106 58 22
458 Sorry, we only serve paleo. 1.5472 0.05478 159 90 51 18
459 I made a few improvements to your man cave. 1.5472 0.05762 159 94 43 22
460 I feel I’ve out-evolved you.... 1.5470 0.05222 181 104 55 22
461 Godot. Why do you ask? 1.5461 0.05965 152 91 39 22
462 I'm sorry, I'm looking for a more old-fashioned kind of girl. 1.5455 0.05535 165 96 48 21
463 Mind if I drag you home? 1.5455 0.05686 154 89 46 19
464 This feels so primal, being indoors without a mask. 1.5450 0.04829 189 104 67 18
465 Can I hunt or gather you anything else? 1.5449 0.05352 167 95 53 19
466 You didn't specify which century when you said "mid-century modern" ! 1.5444 0.05362 180 106 50 24
467 Well I guess it’s safe to say those pictures on your profile were taken before Covid lockdown 1.5444 0.05305 169 96 54 19
468 It just feels like our relationship is not evolving. 1.5440 0.04465 193 108 68 17
469 So where could I find this 'wheel'? 1.5419 0.05660 155 90 46 19
470 You said the meeting was business casual. 1.5417 0.05462 168 98 49 21
471 I don't drink beer in your She Shed! 1.5414 0.04465 181 110 52 19
472 It’s actually pronounced NeanderTAL. 1.5414 0.05533 157 90 49 18
473 Would you like a clubbed sandwich with that? 1.5414 0.05890 157 95 39 23
474 I did say I wanted to meet men with traditional values. 1.5412 0.04944 170 92 64 14
475 We sold all the paintings. 1.5408 0.05081 196 115 56 25
476 I'll have the Siberian mammoth, but not if it's frozen. 1.5398 0.05151 176 100 57 19
477 Paleo? No, we do deep-fried double bacon onion ring cheeseburgers with zesty jalapeno mayo-ketch, fried pickles, lettuce, and tomato, all on a buttery pretzel bun with a side of loaded cheese curds. 1.5394 0.05538 165 97 47 21
478 What do you mean I'm not evolving with our relationship? 1.5390 0.05909 154 93 39 22
479 Joe, we need to talk about you going back into the office. 1.5380 0.05653 158 93 45 20
480 The problem with you is that you're afraid of change. 1.5379 0.05451 145 80 52 13
481 I like the old you better 1.5376 0.05153 173 98 57 18
482 I'd rather go clubbing. 1.5374 0.05651 147 84 47 16
483 The pandemic is over. You need to shave and get dressed in real clothes 1.5372 0.05191 188 111 53 24
484 I call it Neo-Neanderthal, minimalist, but with better light. 1.5371 0.05237 175 101 54 20
485 I'll have the stegosaurus on focaccia. 1.5366 0.05429 164 95 50 19
486 Sweetie, I think we’ve taken Paleo too far. 1.5361 0.05580 166 99 45 22
487 Honey I don’t know how many times I have to say it.... women are just the more evolved species. 1.5359 0.05793 153 91 42 20
488 I may have been wrong thinking a simple life is a happy life. 1.5355 0.05437 155 88 51 16
489 I don’t think counseling is going to fix this. 1.5352 0.06134 142 86 36 20
490 I’m just saying I think your taking this paleo diet thing a bit too far 1.5349 0.05556 172 104 44 24
491 Sometimes you treat me like I'm some sort of caveman. 1.5346 0.05556 159 93 47 19
492 Sorry,we closed eons ago. 1.5346 0.05484 159 92 49 18
493 Which one of us is the anachronism? 1.5342 0.05512 146 82 50 14
494 You were liking the beard so I went full cave man - too much? 1.5341 0.05090 176 100 58 18
495 Let me mansplain. 1.5338 0.06019 148 92 34 22
496 You don't have to choose. You can both evolve and gather. 1.5337 0.05021 163 89 61 13
497 oh yeah..my profile pic was pre-pandemic 1.5333 0.05190 180 105 54 21
498 What did you do to my wheel? 1.5329 0.05490 167 99 47 21
499 I’m a caveman until I have my first cup of coffee... 1.5328 0.06046 137 81 39 17
500 HOW LONG have you been waiting for a table? 1.5325 0.05911 154 94 38 22
501 Great staging, but I worry that it will distract from the place's retro charm. 1.5324 0.05980 139 82 40 17
502 I love what you haven’t done with the place. 1.5319 0.05193 188 112 52 24
503 Yes, it got gentrified during lockdown. 1.5316 0.05437 158 91 50 17
504 I see what you're trying to do, but this is a Man Cave. 1.5315 0.05770 143 83 44 16
505 You said you’d stop living like a caveman once you were fully vaxxed. 1.5315 0.05770 143 83 44 16
506 I must admit,it looked better on the rack. 1.5314 0.04780 175 104 55 16
507 While you were out hunter-gathering, I had the decorator in 1.5312 0.05087 160 88 59 13
508 Everything here is locally sourced. 1.5310 0.05711 145 84 45 16
509 You can probably change Dear. It doesn’t look like the tourists will be coming. 1.5310 0.06037 145 88 37 20
510 As part of the immersive experience we offer, you get to hunt for your complimentary breakfast. 1.5307 0.05506 179 110 43 26
511 This isn't what I imagined when you said there'll be light at the end of the tunnel. 1.5302 0.05758 149 88 43 18
512 We need to talk-I must have swiped too far right. 1.5298 0.05341 151 94 38 19
513 My Mom warned me that the first thing you'd do would be to redecorate. 1.5298 0.05401 168 99 49 20
514 It’s okay, you can come out now. People are getting vaccinated 1.5294 0.05721 153 91 43 19
515 I’m tired of living in the past. 1.5286 0.05863 140 82 42 16
516 You may be able to grow a mask, but I still have to go out and buy one. 1.5283 0.05339 159 91 52 16
517 I feel like we are eons apart on this. 1.5283 0.05264 159 92 51 16
518 The open floor plan is very modern. 1.5282 0.05354 142 78 53 11
519 Thanks for coming in. You'll have to pardon us, it's Casual Friday. 1.5281 0.05113 178 103 56 19
520 It’s MY man cave Karen! Don’t get too comfortable. 1.5273 0.05543 165 99 45 21
521 Honey, I think you took the whole 'Man Cave' thing a bit too literally. 1.5267 0.05869 131 75 43 13
522 I've been waiting for you for ages. 1.5267 0.05326 150 84 53 13
523 I think I'm ready to go back to the city 1.5267 0.05326 150 84 53 13
524 It looked different on Zillow... 1.5267 0.05652 150 88 45 17
525 I don't mean to hurt your feelings...but it just feels like we aren't evolving at the same rate. 1.5266 0.05508 169 102 45 22
526 Sorry. With shoes, no service. 1.5255 0.06309 137 85 32 20
527 Godot? 1.5255 0.06879 137 92 18 27
528 Bagel with lox, cream cheese, and sliced onion. Hmmm, there's about a 10,000-year wait for that. 1.5250 0.05878 160 100 36 24
529 The standard handprint is $50, animal depictions are priced on a sliding scale. 1.5245 0.05941 143 86 39 18
530 Why, again, do you need a man cave? 1.5235 0.05547 170 104 43 23
531 Women evolve earlier than men." 1.5232 0.05931 151 93 37 21
532 Is this the "I'm more highly evolved than you" conversation again? 1.5226 0.05667 155 93 43 19
533 "I thought simplifying our lives meant cancelling HBO Max! 1.5221 0.06259 136 84 33 19
534 It may be 25000 BC, but it's never too early for coffee. 1.5220 0.05771 159 98 39 22
535 I agree we are just evolving differently. 1.5220 0.05488 159 94 47 18
536 I'll bring your dinner as soon as the chef invents fire. 1.5215 0.05729 163 101 39 23
537 And, you’ll be pleased to know, we’ve entered the Scone Age. 1.5214 0.05952 140 84 39 17
538 Well,they do say women mature faster than men. 1.5208 0.05992 144 88 37 19
539 Sorry I'm late, my sundial stopped. 1.5202 0.05413 173 105 46 22
540 We're out of crayons. Feel free to scratch on the walls while you wait. 1.5200 0.05328 150 85 52 13
541 Hello, I am the last man on Earth. 1.5197 0.05599 152 90 45 17
542 How can you stand living with all this clutter? 1.5197 0.05599 152 90 45 17
543 I'm sorry the hunter gatherer position isnt available for work from home 1.5197 0.06408 127 78 32 17
544 Why the face covering? Have you been living in a cave? 1.5192 0.05641 156 94 43 19
545 Honey, haircuts have been allowed since last month. 1.5192 0.05714 156 95 41 20
546 No, there are no vegan options. This is a paleo café. 1.5190 0.05441 158 93 48 17
547 Don't you think you're a little advanced for my age? 1.5188 0.05243 160 100 42 18
548 Of course our menu is completely paleo diet based. 1.5185 0.05549 135 76 48 11
549 It's not you, Lloyd. It's me. I'm not a Neanderthal. 1.5182 0.06050 137 83 37 17
550 I am just a woman ahead of her time. 1.5180 0.06157 139 86 34 19
551 Sorry we don’t have milk or creamer. This is a paleo coffee shop 1.5175 0.05859 143 86 40 17
552 Yes, here at Flint's Bistro you get the full 'paleo' experience. 1.5172 0.05715 145 86 43 16
553 I’m not sure I’m ready to go back to the office. 1.5170 0.05753 176 114 33 29
554 Have you seen my wheel ? 1.5170 0.05740 147 88 42 17
555 It's not you, Gorg..... It's not me either.... It's..... my overdeveloped cerebellum. 1.5170 0.05740 147 88 42 17
556 We've grown in different directions, Ugg. 1.5168 0.04323 149 94 44 11
557 The company is allowing us to work across time zones now. 1.5166 0.05386 151 90 46 15
558 I’ve been a minimalist since the divorce. 1.5161 0.06425 124 76 32 16
559 I help with the gathering sometimes. 1.5154 0.06103 130 78 37 15
560 I do not have regressive tendencies! 1.5154 0.06200 130 79 35 16
561 The kids want to know when you're getting vaccinated. 1.5153 0.05796 163 103 36 24
562 I see what happened here. Maybe my wish for a simpler life wasn't precise enough. 1.5147 0.05810 136 80 42 14
563 I'm thinking of calling it my man-cave. 1.5143 0.05411 140 79 50 11
564 I'm trying to change. Just give me some time. 1.5141 0.05541 142 82 47 13
565 What do you mean 'I'm old-fashioned'" 1.5141 0.05975 142 87 37 18
566 I'm stuck in the past? You're the one who won't let me get a wheel! 1.5139 0.05745 144 86 42 16
567 I don't care if the quality is crap. It totally beats sitting on rocks. 1.5132 0.05442 152 89 48 15
568 Doug regretted giving Betty the wheel. 1.5132 0.05442 152 89 48 15
569 I’m sick of caramel macchiatos—I want to kill something. 1.5130 0.05622 154 93 43 18
570 When I said the lockdown reminded me of the olden days, I meant the 1950s 1.5128 0.05642 156 95 42 19
571 I wish I had met you earlier. 1.5127 0.05292 158 92 51 15
572 Well this explains why you didn’t include photos on your dating profile. 1.5127 0.05292 158 92 51 15
573 We are in the same room and yet it feels like we are worlds apart 1.5125 0.05245 160 93 52 15
574 This is the last time I sign up for speed dating on a Paleo website. 1.5120 0.06285 125 76 34 15
575 Sorry about the wait. 1.5120 0.06182 125 75 36 14
576 Work from home ends for you on Monday. Do you know if your pants fit? Do you know where your pants are? Do you remember how to get new pants? The blank look on your face concerns me. 1.5118 0.06506 127 80 29 18
577 What do we have in common, you ask? Well, we both don't know how that LED bulb works. 1.5111 0.06028 135 82 37 16
578 Seems like ages since we last met. 1.5109 0.05779 137 81 42 14
579 We actually opened quite a while ago. 1.5108 0.06158 139 87 33 19
580 All our coffee is locally sourced and stone ground. 1.5108 0.05627 139 81 45 13
581 When you said you wanted to spruce up the place, I thought you meant another rock ... 1.5106 0.05660 141 83 44 14
582 Are you sure you don’t offer a Paleo menu? 1.5106 0.05749 141 84 42 15
583 I feel like Vassar changed you. 1.5105 0.05944 143 88 37 18
584 I’m going hunting. Need anything? 1.5102 0.05320 147 84 51 12
585 Wow, you look exactly like your profile picture 1.5101 0.05355 149 86 50 13
586 Honey you can't set your office up in my man cave. 1.5099 0.05549 151 90 45 16
587 Are you vaccinated 1.5096 0.05542 157 95 44 18
588 I thought this modern look would complement your paintings. 1.5092 0.05176 163 95 53 15
589 What part of Man Cave didn't you understand? 1.5092 0.05598 163 101 41 21
590 No,sorry,we don’t have WiFi. We just got electricity. 1.5085 0.06107 118 69 38 11
591 Beatles or Stones? 1.5082 0.06610 122 77 28 17
592 This cafe has been here pretty much forever. 1.5079 0.06146 126 76 36 14
593 I'm not sure that you are evolving fast enough for me 1.5077 0.05377 130 72 50 8
594 When you said you were old school, I didn’t realize you meant prehistoric. 1.5077 0.05700 130 75 44 11
595 He lied to you Logan, he was never going to make America great again. 1.5076 0.06224 132 82 33 17
596 Your profile totally didn’t mention synthetic fibers. 1.5075 0.05969 134 81 38 15
597 And, I'd say we're lucky to have a cave in Silicon Valley. 1.5075 0.06062 134 82 36 16
598 I've just been out clubbing with Fred, I swear. 1.5071 0.06124 140 88 33 19
599 I started with the paleo diet and it just snowballed. 1.5071 0.05867 140 85 39 16
600 Why am I the only one in this house who seems to think about the future? 1.5071 0.05779 140 84 41 15
601 It'll never work out Barbara, we come from two different worlds. 1.5070 0.05719 142 85 42 15
602 It might be a bit before we can heat your coffee. We have to invent fire first. 1.5069 0.05913 144 89 37 18
603 Come on, baby, light my fire. 1.5068 0.05433 146 85 48 13
604 I know you won’t approve but I traded the other chair for a wooly mammoth. 1.5068 0.05949 148 93 35 20
605 How long was I napping for? 1.5068 0.05949 148 93 35 20
606 100K?” “Well... it is Brooklyn 1.5068 0.05549 148 88 45 15
607 Sorry I'm late. 1.5067 0.05888 150 94 36 20
608 This isn't working. I'm a hunter-gatherer and you're a Pisces. 1.5066 0.05601 152 92 43 17
609 Let's face it! We've evolved apart! 1.5041 0.06040 123 73 38 12
610 I just don't think I'm ready to give up my man cave. 1.5039 0.05741 127 76 39 12
611 I wish dating apps showed pictures of people’s apartments. 1.5039 0.06212 127 78 34 15
612 Henry, we need to discuss the effects of the Paleo diet. 1.5038 0.06261 131 82 32 17
613 Sorry, soy hasn’t been invented yet. You can have eland or gnu. 1.5038 0.06189 133 83 33 17
614 This wasn’t the “man cave” I was expecting. 1.5036 0.05872 137 83 39 15
615 How's that 'fire' thing going for you? 1.5036 0.06325 139 90 28 21
616 Yes it’s nice but I really wanted a skylight. 1.5035 0.05570 141 83 45 13
617 I'll be working from home today. The wheel is in the shop. 1.5035 0.05479 141 82 47 12
618 Sorry,We won’t have decaf for 2000 more years. 1.5035 0.05603 143 85 44 14
619 Great! The first lesson is on how to draw a bison! 1.5035 0.05603 143 87 41 15
620 Yes, everything's paleo. 1.5034 0.06122 145 93 31 21
621 They are offering 20k over list if you can be out by the Pleistocene 1.5034 0.05660 147 89 42 16
622 I'm on the Paleo diet. 1.5034 0.06134 147 95 30 22
623 It’s called Starbucks. It just opened two caves over. 1.5034 0.05604 149 90 43 16
624 Honey, I don’t think this is what your friends meant by “man cave.” 1.5032 0.05543 157 96 43 18
625 I’m working remotely today. 1.5030 0.05364 167 102 46 19
626 Is Madame feeling more "Hunter" or "Gatherer" this evening? 1.5000 0.05904 152 97 34 21
627 For San Francisco, it's a fair price 1.5000 0.05973 128 77 38 13
628 Yelp did say this was a hole in the wall. 1.5000 0.05996 136 84 36 16
629 The wifi's rebooting. Should be up in another thirty-five thousand years. 1.5000 0.05320 160 96 48 16
630 Yes, this is the first time I've been out in a very long time. Why? 1.5000 0.05841 138 84 39 15
631 Look, your online dating preference said 'caveman type' wanted.... 1.5000 0.06402 122 76 31 15
632 My pronouns are Og, Bog and Zog. 1.5000 0.06225 132 83 32 17
633 All our breads are made with stone-ground flour. 1.5000 0.05575 144 86 44 14
634 Please, come back into the office. 1.5000 0.05470 154 93 45 16
635 I was told Fridays were casual. 1.5000 0.05595 130 75 45 10
636 I suppose now you'll want a bed with legs. 1.4969 0.05563 159 99 41 19
637 I think we are just in different places in life. 1.4968 0.05521 155 95 43 17
638 Are you still working from home? I’m back on the road, hunting, gathering, avoiding dinosaurs. You know, the usual... 1.4967 0.05574 153 94 42 17
639 Honey, this is an intervention. You’ve been spending too much time in your man cave - it’s time to come home. 1.4967 0.05549 151 92 43 16
640 I just don’t think you’re evolving. 1.4966 0.05522 149 90 44 15
641 Huh. You look younger in your cave paintings. 1.4966 0.05902 147 93 35 19
642 If that what wife want, Grog will go hunt for this pumpkin spice creamer. 1.4965 0.06026 143 91 33 19
643 While you were off hunting I added some modern touches. What do you think? 1.4965 0.05944 143 90 35 18
644 You said you wanted to get away from it all and I totally caved 1.4965 0.05603 143 86 43 14
645 When you said you wanted a man cave this is not what I had in mind 1.4964 0.05810 139 85 39 15
646 Did it ever occur to you that I might have a reason for acting like a neanderthal? 1.4962 0.05610 133 78 44 11
647 I don't mind doing all the hunting, but I'm going to need you to gather more than just lattes. 1.4961 0.06334 129 82 30 17
648 When I said ‘back to normal,’ I didn’t mean this far back. 1.4961 0.06140 129 80 34 15
649 The world is opening back up, maybe it’s time to shave and do a wash. 1.4961 0.05939 129 78 38 13
650 Please understand, I haven't had a guest since the start of the pandemic. 1.4961 0.05902 127 76 39 12
651 I beat you to it. I made a woman cave!" 1.4961 0.06110 127 78 35 14
652 I don't understand what you've done with the place. 1.4960 0.06183 125 77 34 14
653 Where’s the gatherer I married? 1.4960 0.06077 125 76 36 13
654 You said you wanted to get away from the city. 1.4960 0.05750 125 73 42 10
655 Good evening. I am the artist in residence." 1.4959 0.06257 123 76 33 14
656 And, well, the rest is prehistory. 1.4959 0.06363 123 77 31 15
657 When can we invent the bagel? 1.4959 0.06548 121 77 28 16
658 I think we are at different stages in our lives. I am ready to move forward, while you live in the past. 1.4959 0.06112 121 73 36 12
659 No. I don't mind you wearing the pants in the family. 1.4958 0.06187 119 72 35 12
660 A few paintings could make it feel more homely 1.4958 0.06071 119 71 37 11
661 I know it's not much, but I've really turned my life around. When can the kids come to visit? 1.4954 0.06335 109 65 34 10
662 When they said "timeshare" Marcia had a different thing in mind. 1.4932 0.05508 148 97 34 17
663 I was expecting you a little later. You’re early man. 1.4932 0.05932 146 93 34 19
664 Your cup is empty because we've discovered neither fire nor agriculture 1.4931 0.05575 144 87 43 14
665 Welcome to Hunt and Gather, I’m your server Zog 1.4931 0.05994 144 92 33 19
666 I just feel like we've grown apart. You're a hotshot creative director, and me simply Thad. 1.4929 0.05954 140 88 35 17
667 It just feels like we are moving at a different pace Peter 1.4925 0.05874 134 82 38 14
668 I’m concerned that you are taking this man cave thing a bit too literally. 1.4923 0.05906 130 79 38 13
669 We're exploring post-apocalyptic dining. 1.4922 0.05655 128 75 43 10
670 You're the one who said, "Let's downsize." 1.4919 0.05551 124 73 42 9
671 I'm serious about going paleo. 1.4912 0.06622 114 72 28 14
672 I just don't think Ikea is the right vibe for my man cave. 1.4912 0.05335 171 107 44 20
673 You clean up really nice, Doris. 1.4904 0.05468 157 97 43 17
674 Sorry, but I'm so over the whole paleo thing. 1.4902 0.05650 153 96 39 18
675 Actually Wilma, you've changed. 1.4899 0.05763 149 94 37 18
676 I thought it could be an "Us Cave" 1.4894 0.05385 141 83 47 11
677 i've got some ideas about paintings! 1.4891 0.05591 137 82 43 12
678 Your version of 'rustic' will be noted in my Air B&B review. 1.4889 0.05551 135 80 44 11
679 It's like we're two different people. 1.4889 0.05936 135 84 36 15
680 I always say it, Ikea furniture's the way to go when humans haven't invented tools yet. 1.4887 0.06001 133 83 35 15
681 Covid-schmovid!!!! Take a damn shower, shave and put on something else!!!! 1.4885 0.06069 131 82 34 15
682 Don't you think you're taking this paleo diet a bit too far? 1.4884 0.05836 129 81 35 13
683 We have to talk about that lamp. 1.4878 0.05296 164 101 46 17
684 I'm going out to hunt for a couch 1.4878 0.06256 123 77 32 14
685 Do I look older than my picture? 1.4878 0.06362 123 78 30 15
686 Well you’ve arrived ahead of your time. 1.4878 0.05928 123 74 38 11
687 You know I hate IKEA. 1.4876 0.06333 121 76 31 14
688 When I said back to basic - I had something different in mind 1.4870 0.05970 115 68 38 9
689 So are we doing the whole "who wears the pants" thing again? 1.4865 0.06634 111 70 28 13
690 This isn’t what I expected when you said “let’s go Paleo.” 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
691 Of course, all of our mastodon is locally sourced 1.4863 0.05432 146 88 45 13
692 Did you make a reservation? 1.4860 0.06280 107 64 34 9
693 How do you like what I've done with the place? 1.4857 0.06364 105 63 33 9
694 Let me guess-we're starting the paleo diet 1.4855 0.05748 138 85 39 14
695 Well Joe, I just think we evolved into different directions 1.4846 0.05699 130 78 41 11
696 I think its time we talk about our goals Kevin. 1.4846 0.06200 130 83 31 16
697 Next time, I make the Airbnb reservation! 1.4844 0.06370 128 83 28 17
698 No, I'm sorry. Our menu is strictly paleo diet. 1.4841 0.05934 126 77 37 12
699 Coffee isnt technically Paleo 1.4841 0.06041 126 78 35 13
700 I'll need first and last month's rent. 1.4839 0.05781 124 74 40 10
701 I'm not sure I'm ready to go back to work. 1.4839 0.06003 124 76 36 12
702 No, I’m not a caveman. This is just my first time going on a date since quarantine. 1.4834 0.05627 151 95 39 17
703 Your boss emailed to say it’s time to come back to the office. 1.4834 0.05304 151 98 36 17
704 Do you serve bear claws? 1.4833 0.06587 120 78 26 16
705 A T-Rex sighting notwithstanding, you must take your coffee outside the cave if you refuse to wear a mask. 1.4833 0.06260 120 75 32 13
706 « I am sorry I don’t look exactly like on my profile picture » 1.4830 0.05740 147 93 37 17
707 The Wi-fi password is "thereisnowifi". All one word. 1.4828 0.06181 116 71 34 11
708 I haven't seen you in ages 1.4825 0.05601 143 88 41 14
709 John, haven't we carried the paleo diet thing too far? 1.4825 0.06259 114 70 33 11
710 I expressed a desire to go back in time to when everything was fine. I didn't think I'd go back that far. 1.4825 0.06006 114 68 37 9
711 I have to admit, a few feminine touches really spruced up the place. 1.4821 0.05810 112 65 40 7
712 I told you Janice, Paleo is more than a diet. 1.4815 0.05242 135 78 49 8
713 This was when it was discovered women matured earlier then men 1.4815 0.05934 135 85 35 15
714 And our specials are carved in the wall behind me. 1.4815 0.05648 135 82 41 12
715 Are you new here? 1.4808 0.06829 104 66 26 12
716 I guess women really do mature faster than men. 1.4806 0.05623 129 77 42 10
717 Call me old-fashioned but I'm leaving you for a simpler life. 1.4806 0.06138 129 82 32 15
718 Of all the prehistoric coffee shops in the world, she walks into mine 1.4804 0.06929 102 65 25 12
719 I need it staged for Archaeological Digest. 1.4803 0.06309 127 82 29 16
720 Your panini will be ready as soon as we invent fire. 1.4800 0.06075 125 78 34 13
721 Milk? Sure, we’ve got soy, almond, oat, and mammoth. 1.4800 0.06385 125 81 28 16
722 One of us is going to have to change. 1.4797 0.05813 123 74 39 10
723 Pandemic year 100 1.4797 0.06038 123 76 35 12
724 Welcome to the Man Cavé. 1.4795 0.05686 146 92 38 16
725 But your profile said you had traditional values. 1.4793 0.06439 121 78 28 15
726 The special today is a grilled mammoth panini. 1.4792 0.05304 144 86 47 11
727 I caved and went to IKEA. 1.4783 0.06576 115 74 27 14
728 I know this pandemic has been rough, but aren’t you taking this ‘man cave’ idea a little too far? 1.4783 0.05560 138 84 42 12
729 It's a concept; I call it civilization; might go over big. 1.4779 0.05420 136 83 42 11
730 This could be the end of an era. 1.4779 0.06422 113 71 30 12
731 Well, when your tinder bio said - I like it simple, I definitely didn't expect this. 1.4779 0.06298 113 70 32 11
732 It’s about time I tell you something. It’s about time. 1.4779 0.06171 113 69 34 10
733 It’s not “Cave Man”, Karen, it’s “Cave Person”. And it’s not as if I dragged you here by your hair. 1.4779 0.06663 113 73 26 14
734 yes, maam, would you like that rare, raw, or live? 1.4775 0.06380 111 69 31 11
735 The coffee is coffee. I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.4773 0.05738 132 81 39 12
736 Sorry, your burger's gonna take awhile. We haven't discovered fire yet." 1.4773 0.05636 132 80 41 11
737 How long was I gone? 1.4771 0.06847 109 71 24 14
738 I took your "wheel" idea, and ran with it. 1.4769 0.05374 130 76 46 8
739 You need to give me back my pants. 1.4766 0.06072 128 81 33 14
740 It is isn't fancy, but they do let me paint the walls. 1.4766 0.06072 128 81 33 14
741 Wow, that paleo diet really worked! 1.4758 0.05427 124 86 25 13
742 The office is going in-person on Monday. I will do the suit and tie, but am keeping the COVID beard. 1.4758 0.06525 124 82 25 17
743 You built a time machine to go on a date with me and you only brought one chair? 1.4754 0.06398 122 79 28 15
744 I told you, honey. Amazon delivers anywhere! 1.4754 0.06398 122 79 28 15
745 I don’t know; ever since you dragged me back here, I’ve been thinking of ways to improve the cave. 1.4754 0.06072 122 76 34 12
746 Do you think I should go hunting looking like this? 1.4752 0.06689 101 63 28 10
747 No sugar, sorry: it's a Paleo Cafe. 1.4752 0.05566 141 87 41 13
748 So, you're working from the future again today? 1.4750 0.05913 120 73 37 10
749 This is not what I thought you meant by “let’s get back to basics”. 1.4746 0.06103 118 73 34 11
750 I don't know how else to explain to you what a "man-cave" is. 1.4745 0.05959 137 88 33 16
751 I'm sorry but you're too early for espresso. 1.4741 0.06178 116 72 33 11
752 I was told if I want authentic paleo, then this is the place to come. 1.4741 0.06025 135 87 32 16
753 Are you an established cave artist? We don’t want our mural to be too Neolithic 1.4737 0.06618 114 74 26 14
754 Sorry for the hold up on the bear claw. We’ve had to send out for another bear. 1.4729 0.05832 129 80 37 12
755 That’s my spot 1.4729 0.05727 129 82 35 12
756 I think you’ve taken this whole Marie Kondo thing way too far… 1.4727 0.06420 110 69 30 11
757 I was wondering if I could drag you out for a bite later. 1.4727 0.06289 110 68 32 10
758 Evolutionarily-distanced. 1.4726 0.05766 146 94 35 17
759 When you said you wanted to live the Paleo lifestyle, I'm not quite sure this is what I had in mind. 1.4724 0.05897 127 79 36 12
760 In today’s training, we’ll go over how to sharpen rocks. 1.4722 0.06234 108 66 33 9
761 I think I've gone too minimalist. 1.4720 0.05856 125 77 37 11
762 I think we might be growing apart 1.4717 0.06730 106 68 26 12
763 Yes dear, I do notice a change since you started the paleo diet. 1.4706 0.05711 136 85 38 13
764 Excuse me, do you have a reservation? 1.4706 0.05702 119 71 40 8
765 What are pants? 1.4701 0.05894 117 71 37 9
766 I feel like you’re moving faster than I am. 1.4698 0.05679 149 96 36 17
767 I don't think you're embracing your roots as much as I am. 1.4696 0.06573 115 75 26 14
768 I’m tired of feeling like we’re living under a rock, Ronald. 1.4696 0.06091 115 71 34 10
769 I think you’ve been listening to too many minimalism podcasts. 1.4690 0.06541 113 73 27 13
770 Your wheel is double parked. 1.4688 0.06170 128 83 30 15
771 Damn-it Melanie, the diet doesn't work unless you're all-in 1.4685 0.06021 143 95 29 19
772 No it’s I wear the trousers and YOU wear the dress. 1.4683 0.05599 126 76 41 9
773 I need a man who wants to do more than just hunt and gather. 1.4676 0.05432 139 85 43 11
774 Would you mind shaving your legs? 1.4673 0.06941 107 71 22 14
775 Ok. Agreed. This room is no longer just a man cave. 1.4672 0.05956 122 76 35 11
776 I need to start adding an age limit to my profile. 1.4672 0.06603 122 82 23 17
777 I think it's time I went off the paleo diet. 1.4672 0.05866 137 88 34 15
778 I can warm up your coffee as soon as I invent fire. 1.4667 0.05835 135 86 35 14
779 The Dawn of IKEA 1.4667 0.06255 120 77 30 13
780 It's not a mask, it's a beard! 1.4667 0.06776 105 68 25 12
781 I think you are taking this paleo diet too seriously 1.4667 0.06366 120 80 25 15
782 I think we're going to have to choose just one era and stick with it. 1.4661 0.06557 118 78 25 15
783 Oh, great. Now I have to put my mask on... 1.4661 0.06333 118 76 29 13
784 Yeah, well, you don't look like your petroglyph either. 1.4660 0.06873 103 67 24 12
785 Paleo? That's soooo yesteryear. 1.4660 0.07010 103 68 22 13
786 I still don't think I lost the election. 1.4660 0.06733 103 66 26 11
787 I'm waiting for you to catch-up with my evolution. 1.4658 0.05426 146 91 42 13
788 You said you wanted to go clubbing 1.4656 0.06438 131 89 23 19
789 I love the open concept design, but how are the schools? 1.4655 0.05927 116 71 36 9
790 I liked the one with sleeves better. 1.4655 0.06295 116 74 30 12
791 We asked asked our scientists to calculate just how far back in time we'd have to travel to alter the levels of toxic masculinity in our society today... so here I am. 1.4655 0.06052 116 72 34 10
792 I must've overslept. 1.4651 0.05931 129 82 34 13
793 I just feel like you've outgrown me. 1.4651 0.05931 129 82 34 13
794 It's not me, it's you. 1.4649 0.06614 114 75 25 14
795 We went for mid-century modern. Just not this century. 1.4643 0.05939 112 68 36 8
796 I found your secret cave drawings of her 1.4643 0.06459 112 72 28 12
797 They said girls develop sooner than boys... 1.4639 0.06884 97 62 25 10
798 I tried to tell you—at first it’s just the mug, but soon you’ll be craving lamps, flooring, accent pillows—you’re in way too deep. 1.4639 0.06564 97 60 29 8
799 It’s later than I thought. 1.4636 0.06795 110 73 23 14
800 I'm thinking of painting the cave. 1.4636 0.06150 110 68 33 9
801 Oh, the lamp is just for ambience. We’re waiting for someone to invent the light switch. 1.4636 0.06416 110 70 29 11
802 I think it's time we look into buying a second chair. 1.4636 0.06416 110 70 29 11
803 Would you like your meat raw or dead? 1.4636 0.06671 110 72 25 13
804 What do you mean the pandemic is still going? I’ve been in here for ages! 1.4630 0.06502 108 69 28 11
805 How long have I been sleeping? 1.4628 0.06325 121 79 28 14
806 I'm from the future. Pull up a chair. 1.4627 0.05769 134 85 36 13
807 Today our coffee is stone-ground. 1.4624 0.06932 93 59 25 9
808 The WiFi is down 1.4624 0.06762 93 58 27 8
809 You had me at grunt. 1.4623 0.06453 106 67 29 10
810 Read the paintings on the wall, Agnes. It’s over between us. 1.4622 0.06404 119 78 27 14
811 Hello, I will be your caveman this evening. 1.4622 0.06622 119 80 23 16
812 Honey, you need to get the vaccine and start getting out. 1.4621 0.05930 132 85 33 14
813 Ok, but are you vaccinated? 1.4621 0.05732 132 83 37 12
814 Oh, and no wifi. 1.4615 0.06542 104 66 28 10
815 So, that's what you meant by "minimalist". 1.4615 0.06686 91 56 28 7
816 I just don't feel ready to go back to pre-covid dating. 1.4615 0.06254 117 75 30 12
817 I'm waiting for herd immunity. 1.4615 0.06250 104 64 32 8
818 ‘I knew we were on a slippery slope when you asked me to join you on that Palaeolithic diet.’ 1.4609 0.06166 128 84 29 15
819 Im sorry, I just feel like this relationship isn’t evolving anymore 1.4609 0.05753 128 80 37 11
820 I think you're taking this whole Paleo thing a bit too far. 1.4609 0.06087 115 72 33 10
821 I'll have the Mastodon Tartare. 1.4609 0.06087 115 72 33 10
822 Steve, we need to talk. Your man cave is taking over the whole house 1.4609 0.06333 115 74 29 12
823 It's not the racial thing. It's the no deodorant, no sense of style, and grunting's not really conversation thing. 1.4605 0.05434 152 97 40 15
824 Honey,we've taken this "off-the-grid" thing too far... 1.4603 0.06032 126 81 32 13
825 Is this the bathroom too? 1.4603 0.05707 126 78 38 10
826 For a proper feng shui I can help you replace everything with rocks. 1.4602 0.06536 113 74 26 13
827 My cave. My rules. 1.4602 0.06163 113 71 32 10
828 Sooo... lets talk about your man-cave! 1.4602 0.06033 113 70 34 9
829 Or animal depictions might be nice. 1.4597 0.06102 124 80 31 13
830 I don't know. We could try painting. 1.4595 0.06242 111 70 31 10
831 Is it locally grown? 1.4595 0.06109 111 69 33 9
832 I thought we agreed that all our furniture would be pre-Paleozoic. 1.4595 0.06746 111 74 23 14
833 I feel like I don’t know you anymore. 1.4595 0.06371 111 71 29 11
834 I'm going for mid-mesozoic modern. 1.4583 0.06138 120 77 31 12
835 You should come to my cave and see my drawings. 1.4583 0.06471 120 80 25 15
836 I know. It would be perfect if we had a door. 1.4583 0.06022 120 76 33 11
837 Sorry, you're not my era. 1.4583 0.06773 96 61 26 9
838 Are you SURE a cave door wouldn’t spark joy? 1.4583 0.07392 96 65 18 13
839 Are you almost done with that table? 1.4583 0.07089 96 63 22 11
840 By starting over, I meant our journey, not mankind's. 1.4579 0.05980 107 65 35 7
841 The carbon-dating app! 1.4579 0.06407 107 68 29 10
842 So, rent is $4000 a month. I charge extra if you want a door. 1.4579 0.06126 107 66 33 8
843 Let’s just take it one century at a time. 1.4571 0.05856 140 92 32 16
844 Honey, you're not understanding the concept of 'man cave.' 1.4571 0.05587 140 89 38 13
845 Hey, I’ve got one: how many cavemen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1.4571 0.06634 105 68 26 11
846 Paleo diet was one thing, but this has gone too far, John 1.4571 0.06771 105 69 24 12
847 I totally get the merits of Mid-Cenozoic Modern, it's just not me. 1.4569 0.06047 116 73 33 10
848 I'm just more comfortable in a dress. Is that a problem? 1.4567 0.06200 127 84 28 15
849 Oh, just a few weeks. How long have YOU been on the paleo diet? 1.4565 0.06810 92 58 26 8
850 You invented fire today? I’m so proud of you. 1.4563 0.06439 103 65 29 9
851 We need to talk about your man cave 1.4561 0.06122 114 72 32 10
852 I think our age difference is coming between us. 1.4561 0.06610 114 76 24 14
853 So you have your man cave…….this is my cafe cave. 1.4560 0.06065 125 81 31 13
854 I get that I slept through an entire pandemic...but why am I wearing a dress? 1.4560 0.06170 125 82 29 14
855 You've got to understand, Throk, people change. 1.4559 0.05799 136 88 34 14
856 Just exactly how fresh is it? 1.4554 0.06969 101 67 22 12
857 I am so tired of the same place, can we go somewhere that’s not Paleo? 1.4554 0.06199 112 71 31 10
858 Hi, I’m Ugg. I’ll be your hunter gatherer today. 1.4554 0.06199 112 71 31 10
859 No, you're the anachronism. 1.4553 0.06027 123 79 32 12
860 I think you are taking this back to basics a little too far. 1.4552 0.05362 134 82 43 9
861 Welcome to Brooklyn’s first Paleo-only diner. May I take your order? 1.4545 0.06279 110 70 30 10
862 That table looks modern. 1.4545 0.05500 110 75 26 9
863 This was supposed to be my man cave. 1.4545 0.06539 110 72 26 12
864 We don't need a lamp there's a light at the end of the tunnel 1.4545 0.07218 99 67 19 13
865 I want to redecorate. 1.4545 0.06539 110 72 26 12
866 Me? I'm Java Man. 1.4545 0.06008 110 68 34 8
867 Would it kill you to hunt and gather for some almond milk? 1.4545 0.06926 99 65 23 11
868 Yeah, well, that's gentrification for you. 1.4545 0.05867 110 67 36 7
869 Remember when that nutritionist said some people have unexpected side effects after going on the paleo diet? 1.4545 0.06926 99 65 23 11
870 Just get the vaccine, Gary. 1.4545 0.06539 110 72 26 12
871 You look different than your cave painting. 1.4538 0.05790 130 83 35 12
872 I think our relationship needs to evolve. 1.4538 0.06172 119 77 30 12
873 When you said you wanted a man cave, I didn’t think you meant literally. 1.4528 0.06585 106 69 26 11
874 I know it’s not much, I just moved out of my moms place. 1.4528 0.06015 106 65 34 7
875 I love living in the past. 1.4528 0.06585 106 69 26 11
876 The future is that bad, huh? 1.4528 0.06447 106 68 28 10
877 I used an older dating app. 1.4526 0.07141 95 63 21 11
878 You waited. 1.4522 0.05955 115 72 34 9
879 Our specials tonight are mastodon and some kind of root. 1.4522 0.06206 115 74 30 11
880 Aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves? 1.4519 0.05922 135 91 28 16
881 Next time don't lie about the etchings. 1.4516 0.06754 93 59 26 8
882 Sorry for the wait, the doctor will see you now 1.4516 0.05879 124 79 34 11
883 That's not what I meant when I said we should try to start over. 1.4516 0.06514 124 85 22 17
884 Where do you see yourself in 2 million years? 1.4513 0.06531 113 75 25 13
885 Give me another shot, Susan. I promise I’ll change. I’ll evolve. 1.4513 0.05760 113 69 37 7
886 I told you dress casual but not primitive. 1.4510 0.06014 102 62 34 6
887 As soon as they invent fire, I'm having this hot. 1.4508 0.06279 122 81 27 14
888 Oh Margery, we moved out here to get *away* from Ikea 1.4505 0.06493 91 56 29 6
889 I'm just saying, recessed lighting might be a better choice considering the flow of this room. 1.4504 0.05857 131 85 33 13
890 I guess I feel that all of it is moving too fast. 1.4500 0.06132 120 78 30 12
891 Mom, could you do me a solid and put a coaster under your cup? 1.4500 0.07017 100 67 21 12
892 Honestly, Ted, the wheel is impressive but look, Fred just brought me a mastodon milk latte. 1.4500 0.06245 120 79 28 13
893 Can I interest you in gathering some berries for dessert? 1.4500 0.05532 120 73 40 7
894 The fellas are complaining again about you filling their wives' heads full of nonsense 1.4496 0.06124 129 86 28 15
895 Our restaurant just received its third Fauci star for indoor dining. 1.4495 0.06450 109 71 27 11
896 Tinder said you were 25. 1.4495 0.06181 109 69 31 9
897 I’m tired of living under a rock. I’m vaccinated and caffeinated and heading to the airport where I can see people hugging again. 1.4492 0.05969 118 75 33 10
898 When you said it wouldn't work until we had electricity, I took that as a metaphor. 1.4492 0.05722 118 73 37 8
899 I appreciate minimalism Roger but you may have taken it a bit too far. 1.4492 0.06089 118 76 31 11
900 I'm sorry John but I need to move on...you're just too stuck in the past. 1.4490 0.07124 98 68 17 13
901 What do you mean you can’t change a lightbulb?! 1.4490 0.06666 98 63 26 9
902 I think I fit your profile Molly, but can you skin and roast a large Woolly Mammoth in less than 2 hours? 1.4488 0.05557 127 81 36 10
903 Fire? We have that. Are there any other skills you have to offer? 1.4486 0.05824 107 65 36 6
904 It feels like ages since we started working remotely... 1.4486 0.06537 107 70 26 11
905 Welcome back to the office 1.4483 0.06285 116 76 28 12
906 When did you go to IKEA? 1.4483 0.06041 116 74 32 10
907 Either way, it’s sill cultural appropriation 1.4479 0.06765 96 62 25 9
908 Jeff, I know you’re trying to help but why glue my Martini to the ceiling?? 1.4479 0.07235 96 65 19 12
909 I always knew, Alice, eventually you would have to come crawling back from your failed technological, consumeristic society. 1.4476 0.06199 105 66 31 8
910 We need to talk, grab a stone. 1.4476 0.05818 105 68 29 8
911 So one of the guys said to me, "Trog, your wife is a very modern woman," and I said, "You have no idea how true that is." 1.4474 0.06365 114 75 27 12
912 I know you’re into Scandinavian design now but this feels stark, even for you, Ted. 1.4474 0.05857 114 71 35 8
913 When they said it takes you back in time...this isn’t what I pictured 1.4472 0.05796 123 78 35 10
914 You're in my spot. 1.4472 0.06131 123 81 29 13
915 Architectural Digest is coming over for a photo shoot. 1.4468 0.06868 94 61 24 9
916 You're telling me Trump is no longer president and the pandemic is almost over, maybe it's time to rethink my "off the grid" thing. 1.4464 0.06321 112 73 28 11
917 I know air bnb’s aren’t offering much during the pandemic, but this is ridiculous. 1.4463 0.06205 121 80 28 13
918 A table AND a chair? Oh great!. I married a horder! 1.4458 0.06911 83 52 25 6
919 Oh, maybe a nice 432,000 BC Cavernet. 1.4455 0.06671 101 66 25 10
920 I was all for going off the grid but not this far off 1.4455 0.06671 101 66 25 10
921 You do Paleo your way, I'll do it mine. 1.4455 0.06783 110 75 21 14
922 I gather that you're not from around here. 1.4455 0.06272 110 71 29 10
923 You're new here, right? 1.4444 0.06725 90 57 26 7
924 You might think about shaving now that we can go out again. 1.4444 0.06751 108 73 22 13
925 This relationship is moving too fast for me 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
926 Well, I wanted to go ‘off the grid,’ but this is a little much 1.4444 0.06908 90 58 24 8
927 I travelled back in time too far. I just wanted to be ten years younger. 1.4444 0.07003 108 75 18 15
928 I TOLD you, Helga, I deplore mid Stone Age modern! 1.4435 0.06092 124 82 29 13
929 I prefer mid-first century modern. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
930 Yeah, well, I'm not like those other men who are only interested in clubbing. 1.4435 0.05948 115 73 33 9
931 Honestly, it's not much of a Man Cave, is it? 1.4435 0.05686 115 71 37 7
932 You need to stop dwelling on the past. 1.4434 0.06007 106 66 33 7
933 Pull up your rock, Steve, we need to talk. 1.4434 0.06578 106 70 25 11
934 You call it a cave. I call it an artisanal bunker. 1.4434 0.06440 106 69 27 10
935 Indoor dining isn't how I remembered it. 1.4434 0.06155 106 67 31 8
936 I thought we agreed to discuss any large not-yet-invented purchases 1.4433 0.06212 97 63 27 7
937 I expanded my app distance range to Paleolithic. 1.4426 0.05340 122 74 42 6
938 Madam, I’m afraid we cannot kill a mammoth for just one customer. 1.4426 0.05826 122 78 34 10
939 I think I went too far off the grid. 1.4425 0.06278 113 74 28 11
940 Can you see a difference since I've been on this Paleo diet? 1.4425 0.06151 113 73 30 10
941 I'm sorry, we've been out of that for six thousand years. 1.4425 0.06878 113 79 18 16
942 And would you like that charred, burned, or crispy? 1.4425 0.06278 113 74 28 11
943 I got squatter's rights while you were frozen. 1.4423 0.06384 104 67 28 9
944 Thank you for purchasing Ancestry.com's new Virtual Relative's DNA Kit. My name is Thog, and I'm your 70x1,1000,000 grandfather! 1.4423 0.06384 104 67 28 9
945 I’m sorry, but this relationship is evolving too fast for me. 1.4421 0.06119 95 58 32 5
946 My mancave doesn't have one, you'll have to use the tree outside 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
947 The Republicans are in the other cave. 1.4419 0.07864 86 60 14 12
948 Yep. People got scared away and business died. It turns out Cave Inn was a bad name choice. 1.4412 0.06005 102 63 33 6
949 I feel like we're drifting apart. 1.4412 0.06164 102 64 31 7
950 Before I have my coffee I'm an absolute Neanderthal. 1.4412 0.07046 102 70 19 13
951 Do you have experience painting on cave walls? 1.4412 0.06320 102 65 29 8
952 So you’re leaving me because he has stalagmites in his cave? 1.4412 0.07183 102 71 17 14
953 Sorry, we only have cold brew until we invent fire. 1.4404 0.05892 109 68 34 7
954 Is that my "world's best caveman" cup? 1.4404 0.05892 109 68 34 7
955 I like the open concept. 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
956 I think it’s time that our relationship evolved. 1.4400 0.05611 125 79 37 9
957 As soon as Ug discovers fire, I'll heat that up for you. 1.4400 0.06563 100 65 26 9
958 We're fresh out of 2% mammoth milk. Is skim ok? 1.4400 0.06864 100 67 22 11
959 Excuse me, what's the Wi-Fi password here? 1.4397 0.06278 116 77 27 12
960 Would you like more pre-pre Columbian? 1.4396 0.06291 91 56 30 5
961 Now that we live in a cave, I figured I would dress accordingly. 1.4393 0.06254 107 69 29 9
962 When the man cave becomes a she shed... 1.4393 0.05504 107 64 39 4
963 I can compromise on pants, but shoddy Scandinavian decor is where I draw the line. 1.4393 0.06393 107 70 27 10
964 Tripadvisor was right, this is very rustic 1.4393 0.06529 107 71 25 11
965 I've thought it over, and I am NOT doing a whole season of this as reality TV. 1.4393 0.06529 107 71 25 11
966 I’m thinking you don’t fully understand the meaning of a man cave. 1.4388 0.05414 139 89 39 11
967 Ditch the paleo,keep the cannoli. 1.4388 0.06498 98 63 27 8
968 What do you mean, you're "moving on without me"? 1.4388 0.06498 98 63 27 8
969 Honey. I think you’ve taken the ‘man cave’ thing a little too far. 1.4388 0.07262 98 68 17 13
970 What's that thing hanging from the ceiling and, more importantly, who are you? 1.4382 0.07138 89 59 21 9
971 I'm sorry. I used to think we'd just naturally evolve together. 1.4381 0.06891 105 72 20 13
972 So, you're telling me the light isn't just at the end of the tunnel? 1.4381 0.06480 105 74 18 13
973 We need to talk about your drawing on the walls.. 1.4381 0.07022 105 73 18 14
974 My cave paintings? Oh, no, honey. That was just a Zoom background. 1.4380 0.05972 121 79 31 11
975 I'm sorry but we won't be open until 7 am, 40,000 years from now. 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
976 This place just needed some ambiance. And better lighting, which I'll explain in a minute. 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
977 How did you heat up the tea? 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
978 Today you want coffee. Tomorrow you'll want a rock on your finger. 1.4375 0.06916 96 64 22 10
979 Do you think I've taken the Paleo diet a little too far? 1.4375 0.06250 96 62 27 7
980 Our special today is two dodo eggs over easy. 1.4375 0.06423 96 61 28 7
981 I thought we agreed to go Paleo together. 1.4375 0.06592 96 62 26 8
982 It's been ages since I've seen you. 1.4369 0.06713 103 69 23 11
983 Rumor has it the neighbors are smelting. 1.4368 0.07070 87 57 22 8
984 Sorry, these are the only clothes that fit me anymore 1.4364 0.06062 110 73 27 10
985 I just worry our Age gap is becoming a problem. 1.4359 0.06580 117 81 21 15
986 Was that the latte with mammoth milk or the vegan soymilk version? 1.4359 0.05870 117 75 33 9
987 I've told you a million times, I'm just more fully evolved than you are. 1.4356 0.06662 101 67 24 10
988 So THIS is your man cave 1.4356 0.06662 101 67 24 10
989 I call it a ‘Time Share’ 1.4356 0.06662 101 67 24 10
990 Does this pelt make me look fat? 1.4355 0.05866 124 81 32 11
991 You need to stop trading with the IKEANs. And I want my wheel back. 1.4353 0.06991 85 55 23 7
992 Hi, I'm Ugh. Are you Elizabeth? 1.4353 0.07381 85 57 19 9
993 Whaddaya mean, we're taking this self quarantining thing too far? 1.4348 0.06791 92 60 24 8
994 It’s called mid-epoch modern. 1.4348 0.06791 92 60 24 8
995 You really need to stop living in the past. 1.4348 0.06314 115 77 26 12
996 Your paleo sandwich will be ready as soon as the microwave is invented. 1.4348 0.06047 92 56 32 4
997 Should we list it as a hole-in-the-wall single-family featuring rock-solid walls and uninterrupted views of nature? 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
998 The pandemic forced us to scale back a bit. 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
999 Yes. This is the reason I'm taking the kids. 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
1000 Grog,your boss called. You return to the office next week. 1.4341 0.05595 129 83 36 10
1001 As the architect I can assure you it has a timeless beauty. 1.4340 0.05530 106 64 38 4
1002 I feel the relationship needs to evolve 1.4340 0.06838 106 73 20 13
1003 This palaeolithic themed Airbnb is quite authentic 1.4340 0.05998 106 67 32 7
1004 It’s not a man cave; it’s just a cave. 1.4336 0.06143 113 74 29 10
1005 I just needed to take a quick break in a place my kids would never look for me. I won’t be long. 1.4336 0.06517 113 77 23 13
1006 Actually it’s my favorite underground coffee shop, too. 1.4336 0.06270 113 75 27 11
1007 The market is right. I say we sell and move to the city. 1.4333 0.05886 120 78 32 10
1008 You looked different on Facebook. 1.4333 0.06003 120 79 30 11
1009 The staging should get us a lot more for the place. 1.4333 0.06232 120 81 26 13
1010 The timing's just not right. 1.4330 0.06539 97 63 26 8
1011 I love you, Oog, but there's this thing called 'evolution.' 1.4327 0.06375 104 68 27 9
1012 Covid's over, I'm ready to go back out there... 1.4327 0.06375 104 68 27 9
1013 Airbnb's are really popping up everywhere. 1.4327 0.06519 104 69 25 10
1014 I get it... you're a modern woman! 1.4324 0.06478 111 75 24 12
1015 I’ll be your server today, my name is Garg. 1.4324 0.05669 111 75 28 8
1016 Hi, Doug. Thanks for coming down to HR. What a year, right?! But listen, we should probably discuss some things... 1.4324 0.06220 111 73 28 10
1017 Of course we have a paleo menu. What are we? Neanderthals? 1.4318 0.07191 88 59 20 9
1018 Let’s face it honey, this is not a phase 1.4318 0.06624 88 56 26 6
1019 Sorry I've got no Americano since the continent not been explored yet. 1.4318 0.07546 88 61 16 11
1020 It’s rent-controlled. 1.4316 0.07278 95 66 17 12
1021 On the rocks, please. 1.4316 0.06634 95 62 25 8
1022 I'm sorry, I didn't know about your anti-fur stance. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
1023 I just feel like you’re not evolving at the same pace as our relationship anymore 1.4302 0.06727 86 55 25 6
1024 Greb, we’ve grown apart. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
1025 But I told you that I lived in a man cave. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
1026 I said we are incompatible temporally, not temporarily. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
1027 I like it, but it makes the rest of the cave feel a little drab. 1.4300 0.06854 100 68 21 11
1028 Today's special, like every other day, is mammoth. 1.4300 0.07000 100 69 19 12
1029 I really think we should have gotten a second chair. 1.4300 0.06073 100 66 27 7
1030 It's not hard to know which one of us is caving. 1.4299 0.06654 107 73 22 12
1031 Yes, our saber-tooth tiger is free range. 1.4299 0.06521 107 72 24 11
1032 Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe! My name is Glorg, I’ll be taking care of you today. Do we want to start with some Woolly Mammoth canapés perhaps? 1.4299 0.05247 107 74 26 7
1033 I'm sorry ma'am, we don't serve vegan here - only paleo. 1.4298 0.05773 114 77 27 10
1034 You're just calling me that because I don't get the cartoons. 1.4298 0.06471 114 78 23 13
1035 Sorry. No wi-fi available. If you want to see your messages, please check on the walls. 1.4286 0.06432 112 76 24 12
1036 It's time we talk about the man cave. 1.4286 0.06008 126 85 28 13
1037 You could have waited until I invented tools. 1.4286 0.07042 84 55 22 7
1038 Your first Anachronism.com date? 1.4286 0.06835 84 54 24 6
1039 How's the mastodon? 1.4286 0.06470 91 58 27 6
1040 They're predicting an Ice Age, so I'll take the Jeep. 1.4286 0.07013 91 61 21 9
1041 Honey, maybe trying to sleep away the entire pandemic wasn’t the best idea 1.4286 0.06837 91 60 23 8
1042 Diet, Mark. It’s just a diet. Enough, already. 1.4286 0.07013 91 61 21 9
1043 This is a she shed not a man cave. 1.4286 0.06747 105 72 21 12
1044 Hi, Chuck? You look just like your profile painting. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
1045 I just can't imagine a future without you. 1.4273 0.05983 110 73 28 9
1046 you’ve taken this paleo thing a little too far 1.4273 0.06387 110 74 25 11
1047 Ikea said the chairs have been on back order for 10,000 years. 1.4271 0.06580 96 63 25 8
1048 No, we are not getting WiFi. 1.4270 0.07126 89 60 20 9
1049 It's not a dress. 1.4270 0.06945 89 59 22 8
1050 When you said you’d emerge from your cave for a coffee, I thought you were joking 1.4268 0.06948 82 53 23 6
1051 So funny story about randomly pushing buttons on the remote…. 1.4259 0.06472 108 73 24 11
1052 Some things might have changed during the quarantine. 1.4259 0.06058 108 70 30 8
1053 Clearly, we've grown apart. 1.4257 0.06799 101 69 21 11
1054 I’ve redefined our relationship. We are now hunter chatterers. 1.4257 0.06652 101 68 23 10
1055 I love this hole in the wall, but I wish they would heat up their coffee 1.4257 0.06027 101 64 31 6
1056 This outfit doesn't date me does it? 1.4257 0.06502 101 67 25 9
1057 I wish you would get into the spirit of this vacation. 1.4255 0.06677 94 62 24 8
1058 Welcome to the Caveman Glamping Experience; I'll be the neanderthal serving you. 1.4255 0.06326 94 60 28 6
1059 2020 is over. You can come out now. 1.4255 0.06677 94 62 24 8
1060 I don't think I can go back to the hunter-gatherer thing when this pandemic is over. 1.4248 0.06261 113 76 26 11
1061 (Here we go again: He'll say "rock." I'll say "paper." I'll get to stay in the chair.) 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
1062 I warned you that the Uldovai special is Leakey. 1.4245 0.06422 106 71 25 10
1063 A clap-activated light in a cave. We probably should've slept on that one. 1.4245 0.06280 106 70 27 9
1064 What's a spelunker? 1.4242 0.06748 99 67 22 10
1065 Eve, if this is the future I want none of it! 1.4242 0.06436 99 65 26 8
1066 I haven't changed, I was a troglodyte when we met. 1.4242 0.06273 99 64 28 7
1067 I'm worried you're taking the Paleo Diet a little too seriously. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
1068 Ikea's now delivering 1.4239 0.07122 92 63 19 10
1069 Well, you know they say women mature faster 1.4239 0.06778 92 61 23 8
1070 What’s a door?” 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
1071 OK, I'm done with Paleo. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
1072 So, who's Lucy? 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
1073 What are you doing here, Jane? I thought you said you wanted someone more “civilized”? 1.4231 0.06064 104 67 30 7
1074 I just don't feel that our relationship is evolving. 1.4227 0.06689 97 65 23 9
1075 Honey,have you seen my good club? 1.4227 0.06360 97 63 27 7
1076 It’s called Evolution Blend. Why do you ask 1.4227 0.06013 97 61 31 5
1077 Are you into older guys? 1.4227 0.07003 97 67 19 11
1078 This coffee is cold. Haven't you invented fire yet? 1.4222 0.06511 90 58 26 6
1079 Could you at least try to keep up? 1.4222 0.06511 90 58 26 6
1080 I'd like to start wearing the pants in this cave. 1.4222 0.06700 90 59 24 7
1081 Go hunt our dinner while I gather my thoughts. 1.4222 0.06700 90 59 24 7
1082 We stone grind all our coffee in house. 1.4222 0.06700 90 59 24 7
1083 I lied about my epoch 1.4220 0.06291 109 73 26 10
1084 Erica? I'm Zog. You look just like your cave painting. 1.4220 0.05872 109 70 32 7
1085 It turns out we’re out of vegan mastodon. 1.4220 0.04752 109 78 26 5
1086 Do I need to remind you who wears the pants in this relationship? 1.4220 0.06291 109 75 23 11
1087 We can still be ancestors. 1.4216 0.06600 102 69 23 10
1088 It just been two weeks John 1.4215 0.06183 121 83 25 13
1089 Four cubits, Jill! Any closer, and we’ll be quarantined for two more weeks! 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
1090 Not the hipster you were expecting? Well, let me tell you a thing or two about cultural appropriation 1.4211 0.05416 114 71 38 5
1091 No, Senator, the cave drawings aren’t proof of election fraud. 1.4211 0.07554 76 51 18 7
1092 What kind of Neanderthal uses non-dairy creamer? 1.4205 0.06609 88 57 25 6
1093 It'll be another 100 years to build the second IKEA chair 1.4205 0.07704 88 63 13 12
1094 When I said my place "Rocks", I really meant it! 1.4205 0.06804 88 58 23 7
1095 Do you know the Wifi password? 1.4202 0.06258 119 82 24 13
1096 Just because we live in a cave doesn’t mean you have to dress that way 1.4200 0.06541 100 67 24 9
1097 You know what your problem is? I'll tell you. You are just too primitive. 1.4200 0.06843 100 69 20 11
1098 Have you been living under a rock? This is the best cavé in the area. 1.4196 0.06296 112 76 25 11
1099 Sorry…indoor dining limited to 50% capacity. 1.4196 0.05762 112 72 33 7
1100 I don't care what you're wearing. I wear the pants in this family! 1.4196 0.06167 112 75 27 10
1101 Nope. Sorry, I literally have no idea what sprouted grain vegan bagel means. 1.4196 0.06296 112 76 25 11
1102 I see who wears the pants in this family. 1.4194 0.06177 93 59 29 5
1103 I just learned how to stand upright 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
1104 I’m thinking of putting another rock over there to spruce the place up. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
1105 So, I think I discovered something which could be the solution to your 'cold tea' problem. 1.4190 0.06872 105 74 18 13
1106 You were gone hunting for a very, very, very long time. 1.4190 0.06169 105 69 28 8
1107 How long have I been asleep? 1.4190 0.05865 105 67 32 6
1108 Yeah. Prehistoric minimalism simplified my life. 1.4190 0.06600 105 72 22 11
1109 Would you like the Paleolithic breakfast or lunch menu? 1.4188 0.05725 117 76 33 8
1110 I'm sorry. The fire's gone out of our relationship. 1.4186 0.06505 86 55 26 5
1111 Does this make me look fat? 1.4184 0.06635 98 66 23 9
1112 There is no one else, Eve; why won't you believe me. 1.4184 0.06792 98 67 21 10
1113 Anyone who doesn’t offer oat milk is a Neanderthal. 1.4184 0.06141 98 63 29 6
1114 Well, this little game was fun for a year but I'm vaccinated and I'm outa' here. 1.4184 0.06474 98 65 25 8
1115 Your neon sign mentioned a club sandwich? 1.4184 0.06474 98 65 25 8
1116 Wow I love what you've done with the place 1.4184 0.06792 98 67 21 10
1117 I'm calling it my man cave. 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
1118 We also have vegan options. 1.4182 0.05972 110 72 30 8
1119 I think we should start seeing other subspecies. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
1120 Our divorce settlement wasn’t perfect, but thanks for leaving me the man cave. 1.4176 0.06642 91 60 24 7
1121 To submit your caption, painstakingly carve it into the wall behind me. And don’t forget the hashtag 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
1122 The catch of the day? Wooly mammoth, ma’am. 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
1123 Honey this man cave thing went to far 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
1124 We’ve been together for 5 years and you’re still calling it your man cave! 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
1125 Where do I see myself in five years? No one lives past thirty, so the answer is dead. 1.4167 0.07050 96 67 18 11
1126 Yes, all of our megafauna are from tar pit to table. 1.4167 0.07227 84 57 19 8
1127 In my defense, the neighbors still live in trees and crawl around on all fours. 1.4167 0.07597 72 48 18 6
1128 When you said “Man Cave”, I thought you meant the garage 1.4167 0.05975 108 73 26 9
1129 Your Pleistocene or mine? 1.4167 0.07050 96 67 18 11
1130 You were gone so long, I evolved. 1.4167 0.07423 84 58 17 9
1131 What do you mean "dress"? 1.4167 0.06893 96 66 20 10
1132 I'd like to speak to the Cave-Manager 1.4167 0.07204 96 68 16 12
1133 They said I could work remote 1.4167 0.07026 84 56 21 7
1134 How old is your coffee? 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
1135 You made fire. I ordered IKEA. 1.4157 0.07463 89 63 15 11
1136 Where does the electricity come from? 1.4157 0.06744 89 59 23 7
1137 We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty” @newyorkercartoon 1.4157 0.07632 89 64 13 12
1138 It's been ages! 1.4156 0.07243 77 51 20 6
1139 Now, do you see why I can’t stop acting like one ? 1.4151 0.06269 106 71 26 9
1140 Just don’t try to change me. 1.4151 0.05823 106 68 32 6
1141 It’s a hunt-gather to table concept, actually.” 1.4149 0.06999 94 65 19 10
1142 We have to talk. Pull up a rock. 1.4149 0.06664 94 63 23 8
1143 It’s not you, it’s me. I’m just evolving past this relationship. 1.4149 0.06311 94 61 27 6
1144 I love an open floor plan 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
1145 Good evening ma'am, welcome to Cafe Cave.My name is Carl. The special this evening is whatever Zug can overpower and drag back. I'll be right back with a menu. 1.4138 0.07412 87 61 16 10
1146 Lockdown is over now Doug, we have to start going out again 1.4138 0.07042 87 59 20 8
1147 The hunter-gatherers will be back shortly with your niçoise 1.4138 0.07042 87 59 20 8
1148 I see you came early to get a good seat. 1.4135 0.06425 104 73 20 11
1149 You decide! I am not the one wearing pants in this here cave... 1.4135 0.05734 104 66 33 5
1150 No frappuccino . We have frappusaurus 1.4135 0.06051 104 68 29 7
1151 What do you mean we’ve grown apart? 1.4135 0.06051 104 68 29 7
1152 We have one table, one chair and one heat lamp so, yeah, this is outside dining. Technically. 1.4133 0.07848 75 52 15 8
1153 What? It’s electricity. 1.4130 0.06401 92 60 26 6
1154 I think you're taking this Paleo diet thing a little too far. 1.4130 0.07108 92 64 18 10
1155 How many times do I have to tell you coffee is discouraged on the Paleo Diet? 1.4130 0.06938 92 63 20 9
1156 I think we’ve evolved apart. 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
1157 Honey, you have taken this paleo diet thing way too far. 1.4128 0.06545 109 76 21 12
1158 It’s time you evolved 1.4124 0.06676 97 66 22 9
1159 What will you be having this evening? The woolly mammoth, or the shorn mammoth? We also have tonight’s special, babyback mammoth. All our meats are grown free range. 1.4124 0.06513 97 65 24 8
1160 So when you say that my behavior in the work place is 'neanderthal,' could you be more specific? 1.4124 0.06346 97 64 26 7
1161 I think it's more than the gender gap. 1.4124 0.05998 97 62 30 5
1162 Our special today is a woolly mammoth burger on a paleo bun with a swamp grass salad and our WiFi password is SaberCyber37 1.4124 0.06430 97 67 21 9
1163 Starbucks is the next cave over. 1.4118 0.06960 85 57 21 7
1164 sorry i just wanted to get off the grid for awhile 1.4118 0.05969 102 66 30 6
1165 You’re a Neanderthal, Rocco, admit it. 1.4118 0.06756 85 56 23 6
1166 I think you are moving too fast for me, Deborah. 1.4112 0.06078 107 71 28 8
1167 Okay, I'll take the Paleo Special, if that's your only choice. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
1168 Welcome to the year 2026! 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
1169 At night, the cafe closes and the cannibal bar opens, so stick around for happy hour or run while you still can. 1.4111 0.06495 90 61 22 7
1170 Have you tried the new plant-based brontosaurus yet? 1.4110 0.07763 73 50 16 7
1171 Do you ever feel like you've been living under a rock? 1.4105 0.06436 95 63 25 7
1172 I just invented it. I call it 'ambiance'. 1.4105 0.06608 95 64 23 8
1173 The world doesn’t evolve around you. 1.4105 0.07098 95 67 17 11
1174 Weird. You're sitting here with your cappuccino, stylish pendant lamp and oh-so-trendy foot coverings and we haven't even discovered fire yet. Who draws this stuff? 1.4105 0.06608 95 64 23 8
1175 Sure it looks rough, but the rent’s dirt-cheap and the overhead’s low. 1.4100 0.05522 100 67 27 6
1176 I'm guessing you're not going to get vaccinated, huh? 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
1177 The furniture really ties the cave together. 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
1178 Karen, I don't think I'm comfortable returning to the office just yet. 1.4096 0.07479 83 58 16 9
1179 I TOLD you to bring your own chair! 1.4096 0.07280 83 57 18 8
1180 We’re empty cavers, now what do we do? 1.4096 0.06865 83 55 22 6
1181 You scraped all the hieroglyphics? 1.4096 0.07479 83 58 16 9
1182 The caveman thing still doesn't do it for me. 1.4095 0.06304 105 71 25 9
1183 I’m Here to Help You Leave Plato’s Cave 1.4095 0.05530 105 66 35 4
1184 I agree John, the new table really ties the cave together. 1.4091 0.05960 110 73 29 8
1185 Things have to change 1.4087 0.06163 115 79 25 11
1186 You really think "below the knees" is the right length? 1.4086 0.06878 93 64 20 9
1187 Man, nice cave 1.4086 0.06348 93 61 26 6
1188 Thank you for attending immersive theater for one 1.4086 0.07046 93 65 18 10
1189 While you were foraging, I discovered coffee. 1.4085 0.07659 71 48 17 6
1190 That will work for a shirt, but they're still not going to serve you without shoes. 1.4082 0.06126 98 64 28 6
1191 Why can't you sit on a rock like everybody else? 1.4079 0.07298 76 51 19 6
1192 And you? Did your life change during the pandemic? 1.4079 0.07986 76 54 13 9
1193 Wow! When you said “Let’s get back to basics” you weren’t kidding! 1.4079 0.07053 76 50 21 5
1194 You sure you don't want to change your vote and reinstate Liz Cheney?" 1.4074 0.08198 81 60 9 12
1195 I just adore the retro ambience here! 1.4070 0.06486 86 56 25 5
1196 We need to talk about what you’ve been drawing on the walls. 1.4070 0.06694 86 57 23 6
1197 I think I might have lost you to this Paleo thing. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
1198 I feel like I've met you halfway with this whole caveman thing Ron. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
1199 Dwell here often? 1.4066 0.06439 91 60 25 6
1200 it’s time we had a conversation about your ‘man cave’ 1.4066 0.06048 91 66 17 8
1201 The agent said staging the space helps bring in offers. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
1202 I call it my man cave. 1.4062 0.06552 96 65 23 8
1203 I just think we're at different stages in life. 1.4062 0.06552 96 65 23 8
1204 Do you have WiFi? 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
1205 You've taken this Paleo thing way too far. 1.4062 0.06383 96 64 25 7
1206 Suffice to say that we're both between a rock and a hard place 1.4062 0.06879 96 67 19 10
1207 You don’t look like your parietal cave pics. 1.4059 0.05660 101 64 33 4
1208 Sorry. No latte. The mammoth died. 1.4059 0.06775 101 71 19 11
1209 Overhead lighting really changes everything. 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
1210 I know your Tinder profile said you were Paleo but.. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
1211 I love what you've done to your place! 1.4057 0.05652 106 73 25 8
1212 Rosenthal? . . . I thought you were Neanderthal? 1.4057 0.05962 106 70 29 7
1213 Yes, I'm the guy from neanderthal.com, what did you expect? 1.4052 0.05608 116 76 33 7
1214 What is IKEA? 1.4051 0.06865 79 52 22 5
1215 When I said I wanted to role play, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.4051 0.06865 79 52 22 5
1216 Your mother and I would like you to come home. This is no way for a young Cro Magnon woman to live! 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1217 I don’t usually put Homo Sapiens in my profile. 1.4048 0.07008 84 59 17 8
1218 Before opening this place, I was head chef at Lascaux. 1.4048 0.07406 84 59 16 9
1219 There’s no easy way to say this, but I think we should see other people. 1.4045 0.06336 89 58 26 5
1220 Quarantine affects everyone differently. 1.4045 0.06727 89 60 22 7
1221 This is not what I had in mind when you said we were going to Marie Kondo things 1.4043 0.06295 94 62 26 6
1222 Look Donna, I need you to be totally off the grid with me or leave. 1.4040 0.06245 99 66 26 7
1223 You aren't evolved enough for me. 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
1224 I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I said keto diet not paleo. 1.4038 0.06484 104 72 22 10
1225 I guess we just define 'basic' differently. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
1226 See? I told you I have a man cave. 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
1227 No, I don’t know how many cavemen it takes to change a lightbulb. 1.4026 0.07222 77 52 19 6
1228 Wow, you really do live under a rock 1.4026 0.07222 77 52 19 6
1229 I'm not a Neanderthal — I get the message. 1.4024 0.06689 82 56 20 6
1230 which day of quarantine is this again? 1.4024 0.07733 82 59 13 10
1231 I'm afraid to ask where your bathroom is. 1.4022 0.07093 92 65 17 10
1232 I let myself in, the door was open. 1.4022 0.05998 92 59 29 4
1233 "I'm sorry I can't date a man who wants his life to be solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
1234 Come here often? 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
1235 Sorry Durg, I've evolved. 1.4021 0.05799 97 62 31 4
1236 Thank you for the tea. I’m ready to start on your wall mural now. 1.4021 0.05891 97 67 23 7
1237 The whole point of a man cave is so their wives don’t decorate it. 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
1238 Please tell me more of this IKEA. 1.4020 0.06272 102 69 25 8
1239 I'm sorry Dave, I don't think attending Burning Man makes you a hunter gatherer. 1.4020 0.05954 102 67 29 6
1240 Why do my clothes always look better on you? 1.4020 0.06424 102 70 23 9
1241 I want to move back to the city 1.4019 0.06065 107 72 27 8
1242 You are telling me we went extinct because of you? 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
1243 I think I'd just rather wear a mask. 1.4000 0.06525 85 56 24 5
1244 Yes, I'd love to try one of your Dead Sea cheese scrolls! 1.4000 0.07672 80 57 14 9
1245 Maybe something depicting wild animals... 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
1246 This was supposed to be MY personal space. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
1247 I'm leaving you. I can't live with a hoarder. 1.4000 0.07031 90 63 18 9
1248 The gatherers will be here shortly with your soy milk and sugar. 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
1249 Just because we are living in the Stone Age, doesn't mean we can't be comfortable. 1.4000 0.06061 95 62 28 5
1250 I've decided to try Paleo. 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
1251 It not you, it Grok. 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
1252 I told you I was old fashioned. 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
1253 Let me get this straight: you eat a Paleo diet and intermittently fast on purpose? 1.4000 0.06079 90 58 28 4
1254 Trust me. What you see here? That's as good as it's ever going to get for you. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
1255 Yes,this is the HR department. 1.4000 0.07140 85 59 18 8
1256 No,we do not have Avocado Toast. 1.4000 0.08241 70 50 12 8
1257 I don't know Nancy, it seems cluttered to me 1.4000 0.07248 80 55 18 7
1258 Sorry. Quiche hasn't been invented, yet. 1.4000 0.07140 85 59 18 8
1259 I refuse to accept that we are the same species 1.4000 0.07140 85 59 18 8
1260 I’d just hoped we’d be in a different place by now. 1.4000 0.06797 80 53 22 5
1261 Well, Kevin, you’ve certainly embraced remote working more than most, but as long as you keep hitting your numbers, we’re glad to keep putting you up here. 1.4000 0.06667 100 70 20 10
1262 Maybe it’s time I start setting my expectations a little higher. 1.4000 0.06061 95 62 28 5
1263 Oh, no, it’s nice, I just thought you meant “man cave” figuratively 1.4000 0.06142 105 74 22 9
1264 Would you like to try our special rare steak with a side of marrow and bone broth today? 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
1265 This place is really a hole in the wall. 1.4000 0.05991 105 70 28 7
1266 Would you mind leaving your shoes at the mouth? 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
1267 Your profile said you were into minimalism. Me too! 1.3982 0.06227 113 79 23 11
1268 Welcome to the post-pandemic Olive Garden. 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
1269 While I won’t go vegan, you’ve really sold me on the overhead lighting. 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
1270 We haven't invented decaf yet. 1.3981 0.05909 103 68 29 6
1271 The chore wheel says it's your turn to invent fire. 1.3978 0.06689 93 64 21 8
1272 No mask, no coffee 1.3978 0.06861 93 65 19 9
1273 wait, what vaccination? 1.3978 0.06861 93 65 19 9
1274 So here’s the thing about a guy named Plato... 1.3978 0.06142 93 61 27 5
1275 Nothing of buffalos and horses this time. Just one color wall. Ok? 1.3978 0.06142 93 63 24 6
1276 So there’s no closet or counter space, but I got SUCH a deal on rent, especially for the location. 1.3978 0.06689 93 64 21 8
1277 I thought we agreed to move slowly. 1.3977 0.06163 88 57 27 4
1278 I guess when you mix time travel and online dating you take your chances. But I like what I see! 1.3977 0.07145 88 62 17 9
1279 Wow, fully furnished, so comfortable! 1.3976 0.05923 83 57 23 3
1280 We know, the concept needs work. 1.3976 0.06166 83 53 27 3
1281 Did my dinner get away again? 1.3973 0.07231 73 49 19 5
1282 I’d like to commission a mural 1.3973 0.06963 73 48 21 4
1283 Sorry, we’re out of everything bagels 1.3971 0.08152 68 48 13 7
1284 It isn't a real cocktail hour when you set my martini on the ceiling. 1.3966 0.06348 116 83 20 13
1285 This will be even better, once they invent electricity. 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
1286 It’s not that I’m against having a man-cave, though I do think some limits wouldn’t hurt. 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
1287 I love your minimalist style but some crude wall paintings of animals or cryptic symbols would be a nice addition. 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
1288 Welcome to Grog's Authentic Paleo. Can I recommend the mammoth stew? 1.3960 0.06147 101 68 26 7
1289 My dress looks nice on you 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
1290 Pull up a rock, this will take some explaining. 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
1291 I was sent from the future to warn you about the dire consequences of capitalism and white male privilege. 1.3958 0.06863 96 68 18 10
1292 No, I don't know if mastodon milk is low fat. 1.3958 0.06536 96 66 22 8
1293 I’ll sit if you show me proof that you got your vaccine 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
1294 you less hairy than online photo 1.3956 0.06420 91 61 24 6
1295 Legend says they came from the lost city of Ikea. 1.3956 0.07310 91 66 14 11
1296 We should sell it before the market caves 1.3956 0.06608 91 62 22 7
1297 Welcome to A Rock and a Hard Place. 1.3956 0.06790 91 63 20 8
1298 I think you're having a midlife crisis Bob. 1.3956 0.07141 91 65 16 10
1299 Enjoy it. Don't be such a Neanderthal. 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
1300 It’s safe. The dinosaurs have stopped wearing masks. 1.3953 0.06876 86 64 12 10
1301 The manager expects the Wi-Fi to be back on in about 35,000 years. 1.3953 0.07449 86 62 14 10
1302 Well, I could save you a millennium of social evolution if you would just hear me out. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
1303 Welcome to The Man Cave Grill. I'm Og, and I'll be your server this evening. 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
1304 I guess we've gone full circle 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
1305 Namaste. How are you enjoying your 9 shot, 1 pump mocha, nonfat, no whip, with exactly 4 shakes of cinnamon stirred in our organic, free range coffee? 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
1306 I just needed a bit more than a man cave. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
1307 Me too. I've forgotten how to do anything 1.3951 0.06956 81 55 20 6
1308 That’s my chair. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1309 You look a little different than your profile picture. 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
1310 Me thought Tinder was for start fire. 1.3939 0.06706 99 70 19 10
1311 Somehow, Marsha, I'm sensing you don't have the same level of commitment to our Paleo diet. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
1312 May I pull up a rock? 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
1313 I couldn’t reach you by phone so I’m here to talk about your vehicle’s warranty 1.3939 0.07007 99 72 15 12
1314 Why don't you pull up a rock and join me? 1.3937 0.05380 127 85 34 8
1315 I need to re-calibrate the time machine. 1.3936 0.06801 94 66 19 9
1316 Oh sure. I’m the “caveman.” While you’re just sitting there drinking instant coffee with nothing to read. 1.3936 0.06801 94 66 19 9
1317 Please don't ask me to get more honey for your tea. 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
1318 Once you figure out the fire thing would you mind reheating my coffee? 1.3933 0.06707 89 61 21 7
1319 Don't you think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself? 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1320 I’m thriving, Lois. Are you thriving? 1.3929 0.06987 84 58 19 7
1321 The CDC says you can shave now. 1.3929 0.06987 84 58 19 7
1322 So, we were thinking you could do some murals on the walls, but kid friendly, so maybe animals. 1.3929 0.06341 84 55 25 4
1323 You were thinner in your profile pic 1.3929 0.06111 84 54 27 3
1324 I’ve decided it’s a woman cave 1.3924 0.07519 79 56 15 8
1325 Welcome to the Sedimentary Rock Cafe 1.3924 0.07519 79 56 15 8
1326 Welcome neighbor! Don’t worry, you’ll fit in soon enough. 1.3924 0.07300 79 55 17 7
1327 I'm leaving you for the 21st Century. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
1328 Alright, point made. I’m sorry I said your pandemic hair makes you look like a stoner. Now will you please come back home. 1.3922 0.05937 102 68 28 6
1329 It’s called ‘open concept’. Learn to like it. 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
1330 Sorry, cuts to the arts include cave drawings. 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
1331 I am Amy. I am a time traveler. My job is to course correct humanity. Now, are you the guy who invented the wheel? 1.3918 0.06645 97 70 17 10
1332 While you've been out hunting, I've been gathering perspective. 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
1333 Who are you and how did you get electricity in here? 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
1334 I’m just not ready for full time hunting and gathering again yet. 1.3908 0.06407 87 58 24 5
1335 Not strictly paleo, no, but we are gluten-free. 1.3902 0.05691 82 59 19 4
1336 They found the vaccine 1.3902 0.07515 82 59 14 9
1337 Now that you've invented electricity, coffee, and pleasant inside dining, perhaps you could go ahead and invent the wheel. 1.3900 0.06260 100 71 20 9
1338 Sorry I can't get you a bagel--we're strictly Paleo. 1.3900 0.06651 100 71 19 10
1339 We are called 'Man Cave' precisely because we do not serve tea. 1.3900 0.06178 100 68 25 7
1340 I’m sorry John, but, relationships evolve and you seem stuck. 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
1341 I know, I said the place was pretentious but what can I say, I caved in. 1.3900 0.06013 100 67 27 6
1342 I'm moving on, Larry, with or without you. 1.3896 0.07197 77 53 18 6
1343 Karen, you wouldn't believe how much I saved by moving out of the city. " 1.3896 0.06445 77 50 24 3
1344 Do you know if this used to be a man cave? 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
1345 This just isn’t doing it for me. Let’s go back to the doctor and the nurse. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
1346 Sorry, the kitchen closed at 50,000 B.C. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
1347 We think that the atmosphere compliments our paleo menu. 1.3895 0.06574 95 66 21 8
1348 I’m looking for a more evolved relationship. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
1349 Yeah, it seems like ages since I've met someone for coffee indoors too! 1.3889 0.08048 72 52 12 8
1350 I've decided to go back to school. 1.3889 0.07188 90 65 15 10
1351 Did you move my hand print murals? 1.3889 0.07546 72 50 16 6
1352 well, i did say i like the cave man type on the dating app 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1353 Relax, pull up a boulder. 1.3889 0.06832 90 63 19 8
1354 This IS what I’m wearing to the party. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1355 Karen, it's been 16 years since civilization ended. Why can't you just let it go? 1.3889 0.07012 90 64 17 9
1356 Maurice? I haven't seen you in Ages! 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
1357 It’s from IKEA 1.3889 0.07009 72 48 20 4
1358 What part of 'underground culture' did you not understand? 1.3883 0.05891 103 69 28 6
1359 This has Mammoth milk, I'm a strict gatherer. 1.3883 0.06506 103 73 20 10
1360 So, who's going to tell Plato they've been posting to social media down there? 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
1361 We need to talk about your future 1.3883 0.05559 103 67 32 4
1362 I assume we matched because of the Paleo diet. 1.3883 0.06506 103 75 17 11
1363 Give me another chance. I can change. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
1364 It isn't you. It's your cave. 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
1365 Can I borrow your tablet? 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
1366 Welcome to the paleo cafe. Can I get you some butter for your coffee? 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
1367 Just so you know. I don't respond well to the whole 'club-and-dragging-by-the-hair' approach. 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
1368 Will indoor dining ever catch on? 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
1369 Bill’s first time out post-vax 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
1370 OK, now get dressed. There’s a 2 PM check out. 1.3875 0.07650 80 58 13 9
1371 Tell me the way to the wing with the antelope masterpieces. 1.3875 0.07650 80 58 13 9
1372 So, you caved in. 1.3875 0.07225 80 56 17 7
1373 I don't feel like our relationship is evolving the way it should. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1374 I told you it would be a man cave 1.3874 0.04985 111 76 31 4
1375 I think you're getting ahead of me. 1.3871 0.06028 124 89 22 13
1376 We need to talk. I think this whole ‘Zero Waste’ thing has gone too far. 1.3871 0.05303 93 58 34 1
1377 If I could get WiFi to work in here, I would never go back to the office. 1.3871 0.05928 93 61 28 4
1378 I prefer floor lamps. 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
1379 oh, it’s been ages... 1.3871 0.07012 93 67 16 10
1380 It's not much but it's rent controlled. 1.3867 0.07076 75 51 19 5
1381 We believe in old-fashioned hospitality. 1.3867 0.07568 75 53 15 7
1382 But you said in your profile that you really like retro 1.3867 0.06816 75 50 21 4
1383 Patience was relieved that her husband's pandemic quarantine was coming to a close. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
1384 I’m off the grid. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
1385 Sometimes I feel like you're stuck in the past. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
1386 And, just what are your qualifications to be a caveman? 1.3864 0.06140 88 58 26 4
1387 You are on Paleo too? 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
1388 As we see on Plato’s Allegory of the Cave, this cafe is only a distortion of a curated reality. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
1389 Thanks for taking your shoes off. 1.3864 0.06748 88 63 17 8
1390 Do you serve anything besides Paleo? 1.3861 0.06596 101 72 19 10
1391 I'm sorry, but we're fresh out of woolly mammoth. 1.3861 0.06744 101 73 17 11
1392 Just the one chair, huh? 1.3861 0.05797 101 67 29 5
1393 Mi cava, su cava 1.3855 0.06821 83 57 20 6
1394 Those boulders were old and uncomfortable, George! 1.3855 0.06602 83 56 22 5
1395 Have you found yourself yet, Dan? 1.3855 0.07239 83 59 16 8
1396 I don't want to mansplain or anything but usually we just like sit on the floor. 1.3854 0.05992 96 64 27 5
1397 Can't remember--am I a hunter or a gatherer? 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
1398 I just can’t be with someone who’s appropriating caveman culture. 1.3854 0.06172 96 68 21 7
1399 Mind if I don't join you? 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
1400 Hello, I'm Karg. He/Him. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
1401 I have decided to go back to just following the diet. 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
1402 Not sure I can milk the T-Rex. 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
1403 Then I'm not shaving either. 1.3846 0.06206 91 61 25 5
1404 Welcome to Grog's Diner, where lighting, tables and chairs are the only concessions to an authentic Neanderthal experience. 1.3846 0.07352 78 55 16 7
1405 Working from home has changed ME? 1.3846 0.07122 78 54 18 6
1406 I don't feel like you've really committed to Paleo. 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
1407 I came by to tell you I want my dress back. 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
1408 Sorry, you been waiting long? 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
1409 I heard this place is great for a paleo diet. 1.3839 0.05564 112 77 28 7
1410 Something seems out of place here. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
1411 I can adapt. I would rather not. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
1412 Looks like someone REALLY needs their coffee this morning. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
1413 Sesame bagel with vegan cream cheese? Lady, c'mon, we haven't even invented the wheel yet. 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
1414 I think it’s best we go our separate millenia. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
1415 I guess you’re right. There is really one on every corner 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
1416 The shape of your table just gave me a great idea! 1.3836 0.06933 73 49 20 4
1417 I'm surprised you still look like your pictures after quarantine. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1418 I asked you to change the lightbulb two million years ago. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1419 So - you’re cousin Eddy - Dad always said you were misunderstood...... 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1420 For my taste, your Man Cave is a bit too classic. 1.3830 0.06949 94 68 16 10
1421 I'm just not ready for electricity, caffeine and dating all at once. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
1422 Speed dating in Portland. 1.3830 0.06611 94 66 20 8
1423 ‘Honey, we need to talk. This man cave thing is getting out of control’ 1.3830 0.06611 94 66 20 8
1424 Honey, I think your taking the whole man cave thing, a little to far 1.3827 0.07151 81 57 17 7
1425 I like it, but no granite countertops? 1.3827 0.06471 81 54 23 4
1426 I’ve done pretty well since our break up 1.3827 0.06705 81 57 18 6
1427 ... “Well? The door’s right there Bob” 1.3827 0.06705 81 55 21 5
1428 ok, so now I have to wear pants too? 1.3824 0.07563 68 47 16 5
1429 I think it’s safe to go back to Brooklyn now.” 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
1430 When a coffee shop arrives, you know the neighborhood is evolving. 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
1431 You know, most places these days offer free WiFi. 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
1432 Do you have anything paleo-friendly? 1.3816 0.06480 76 53 19 4
1433 Look, if you are going to start Zoom calling with your office, you’re going to have to get me some pants. 1.3816 0.07485 76 54 15 7
1434 A lot has changed outside since you went into lock-down. 1.3816 0.06745 76 51 21 4
1435 I downsized. How do you like it? 1.3816 0.07485 76 54 15 7
1436 You're early man. 1.3816 0.07247 76 53 17 6
1437 Welcome. Congrats on your escape from the Bay Area. 200K Californians fled here once remote work became the norm. Zoom meetings for Isolation Strength Building are held in Cave#17, Grow your own food class in Cave#36, Pandemic Yoga is in Cave#4 and Instacart for beginners is on Cave#3. Good luck. 1.3816 0.07716 76 55 13 8
1438 I never thought gentrification would happen here. My family’s been here for ages. 1.3816 0.07485 76 54 15 7
1439 Yes, I recognize you’re not ready for ‘back to normal’. 1.3816 0.07247 76 53 17 6
1440 Ok, ok. I get electricity, coffee, and furniture, but why do women wear pants in the future? 1.3814 0.06786 97 70 17 10
1441 What is coffee - and where the hell do I find it? 1.3814 0.05852 97 73 17 7
1442 You don’t look anything like your profile picture. 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
1443 I think we should see other sapiens. 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
1444 Evolution has taken me a long way! 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
1445 I get to sit in it, because I invented it. 1.3810 0.07556 84 62 12 10
1446 Menu is on the wall, but catch of the day is always the same. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1447 Can I pay my half of the rent in pelts? 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
1448 I’m sorry, honey, but I don’t remember where you put your pants on March 19, 2020. 1.3804 0.06885 92 66 17 9
1449 No, I don’t think Plato would think this is an allegory! 1.3804 0.06343 92 63 23 6
1450 Uh, I'm here to interview for the barista position? My strengths are hunting, gathering, making stone tools...oh and I make a mean sabertooth milk chai latte. 1.3804 0.06529 92 67 17 8
1451 It really ties the room together. 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
1452 Of course I have WiFi! 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
1453 Don’t you need a laptop to work from home? 1.3803 0.05626 71 46 24 1
1454 You look so different from your online profile pic. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
1455 Welcome to Hole Foods. 1.3797 0.07274 79 56 16 7
1456 But you said you were a minimalist. 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
1457 We need to talk about the future. 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
1458 Really? I barely notice our age difference. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
1459 Something is different... did you get a haircut? 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
1460 You’re late. I’ve been waiting here for a million years! 1.3793 0.07172 87 63 15 9
1461 Sorry, I only paint hunting scenes 1.3789 0.06887 95 69 16 10
1462 It’s nice to you dressing sharp for work again, honey. 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
1463 Kyle, I think you’re taking this Paleo thing a little too far. 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
1464 This relationship is over, Karen. The writing’s on the wall. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1465 I don’t tell you how you can dress in your She Shed, Phyllis! 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1466 Don't you think you're taking the Paleo diet too far? 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1467 It seems like ages and ages since we've been in quarantine. 1.3784 0.07864 74 54 12 8
1468 Horg was shocked at how fast the pretentiousness set in after Larbla started reading the New Yorker. 1.3784 0.06858 74 50 20 4
1469 Do you accept stonecoins? 1.3784 0.07378 74 52 16 6
1470 I just don’t think we’re evolving together in this relationship... 1.3784 0.06858 74 50 20 4
1471 The time machine is on the fritz again. It was this or 2020. 1.3784 0.07864 74 54 12 8
1472 Have you considered paintings for the walls? 1.3784 0.07123 74 51 18 5
1473 This generational difference isn't working for me anymore. 1.3780 0.07079 82 58 17 7
1474 And that’s when I made the switch from cave painting to Latte Art. 1.3780 0.06640 82 56 21 5
1475 Welcome to my new coffee shop. So what brings you to Portland? 1.3778 0.07168 90 66 14 10
1476 Our featured farm-to-table entre tonight is grilled tyrannosaurus." 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
1477 Post-modern was tiring me out, so I decided to go for a pre-modern feel instead. 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
1478 I can fish, I can hunt -- and I was a contractor in the before-times, so I can probably get you more chairs. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1479 We agreed not go with Ikea! 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1480 If you want me to stay, we’re gonna need a bigger cave. 1.3768 0.07182 69 47 18 4
1481 If you must know, solar panels. 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
1482 You win. I'll go on your silly mastodon hunt,but first let me finish my coffee! 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
1483 Perfect, social distancing and a mask beard. You are just the kind of edgy yet responsible neanderthal I am looking for to head the pterodactyl rescue medical staff. By the way, where did you get the cool, grey shift? Is that hemp? 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
1484 I know our sex life need a jolt but that caveman costume is ridiculous. 1.3766 0.06414 77 51 23 3
1485 Oh my gosh! How far right did I swipe? 1.3766 0.06676 77 52 21 4
1486 We promised each other we’d return to business casual together. 1.3766 0.06414 77 51 23 3
1487 We're about to roll the stone over, ma'am. 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
1488 So I’ve been hunting all day while you gathered your thoughts sipping coffee? 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
1489 That was the last time Susan let Steve plan the vacation. 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
1490 I just can’t go for this whole paleo thing 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
1491 I'm a man cave originalist. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
1492 Well, you WERE gone a long time. 1.3765 0.05792 85 55 28 2
1493 It looks great, but does it go with my rock? 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
1494 I get paleo,but I still want a donut. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
1495 I think we’re growing apart. 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
1496 Would you mind if I pulled up a rock? 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
1497 Now let's talk about your makeover. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1498 I just don't feel ready to put on a suit and tie again. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
1499 I love that you're a caveman. I just don't like living in a cave. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
1500 Java Man was a misleading dating profile name 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1501 Sorry,I’m not caving in anymore. I’m moving out. 1.3750 0.07251 72 50 17 5
1502 As soon as razors are invented. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
1503 Did we take our minimalist approach too far? 1.3750 0.06115 88 59 25 4
1504 What do you mean you're looking for a modern man?" 1.3750 0.06390 72 47 23 2
1505 So I guess this means you are evolving. 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
1506 You don’t understand. This is a man cave. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1507 This epochal distancing is getting me down. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1508 We should consider counseling,whatever that is. 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
1509 I'm converting it to a she-shed. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1510 Welcome to my cavé." 1.3750 0.07516 72 51 15 6
1511 Still not sure whether I want to hang a TV or draw animals on the wall 1.3750 0.07251 72 50 17 5
1512 I originally bought this place for one cent. 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
1513 So you think I’m a Neanderthal. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1514 WiFi password? This ain’t Starbucks!” 1.3750 0.07772 72 52 13 7
1515 You knew about this the whole time? 1.3750 0.07284 88 65 13 10
1516 You look prettier than your cave drawing 1.3750 0.07553 64 44 16 4
1517 The first "We need to talk." 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
1518 Our specials today are rock soup with rock cakes and rocks on the side. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1519 I discovered this coffee shop 30,000 years ago, before it was cool. 1.3737 0.05847 99 67 27 5
1520 Bobby, now we’ve moved to this nice neighborhood, you have to stop drawing on the walls. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
1521 Would you like to try the soup of the millennia? 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1522 It was supposed to be a mutual decision if we went back on the grid. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
1523 Cost more, but indoor lighting much safer than fire. Trog learn that the hard way. 1.3736 0.06182 91 62 24 5
1524 I know this is your first interview following the pandemic, Bob, but you need to work a bit more on your personal hygiene and first impression. #postpandemicinterview 1.3736 0.04727 91 65 22 4
1525 Why did you put up a lamp 100,000 years BEFORE electricity? 1.3736 0.06182 91 62 24 5
1526 Your commitment to the paleo diet is impressive. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
1527 Would you like some rock with that? 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1528 We're still working on getting wi-fi. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1529 Primal Cafe is a great name. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
1530 I think I’ll stick to working from home 1.3735 0.07415 83 61 13 9
1531 ...and we got it for just 15% over asking. 1.3733 0.07539 75 54 14 7
1532 I can’t seem to find the dimmer switch 1.3733 0.07539 75 54 14 7
1533 What do you mean you didn’t see the Tiger King? Were you living under a rock? 1.3733 0.07045 75 52 18 5
1534 Thanks for meeting me for coffee, this is my first time I have ventured out of my cave in a year and a half. 1.3733 0.06231 75 49 24 2
1535 Excuse me, do you know the Wifi password? 1.3731 0.07911 67 48 13 6
1536 Nice to be back in the office,huh? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
1537 It just feels like you’re trying to change me, Ellen. 1.3727 0.05828 110 79 22 9
1538 Don't take this the wrong way but you don't look at all like your profile picture. 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1539 Yes indeed, our T-Rex is free-range and cruelty-free. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1540 Emilia, cancel my 9 B.C.” 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
1541 Do you have any paleo options? 1.3721 0.06416 86 59 22 5
1542 Son, it’s ok. Mommy’s here. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1543 Sobeing 700,000 years old wasn't a typo on your dating profile? 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1544 Babe, I think you're taking this whole man cave thing too far! 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1545 You ever thought about putting paintings on the walls? 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1546 This wasn’t what I’d had in mind when you said to meet at Hard Rock Cafe. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
1547 I don't even know who you are anymore. 1.3718 0.06854 78 54 19 5
1548 John, we need to talk about going back to the office. 1.3718 0.04865 78 52 25 1
1549 Who’s Fred? 1.3718 0.07324 78 56 15 7
1550 Grog, me you need talk 1.3718 0.07093 78 55 17 6
1551 Regressed during COVID, have we? 1.3714 0.06801 70 47 20 3
1552 I recommend the Pterodactyl frittata. 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
1553 When you said "leave the city for more rustic living", I thought you meant no wifi. 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
1554 So this is all that brings you joy Marie? 1.3714 0.06801 70 47 20 3
1555 Hey! Let's pack our stuff. We got an all cash buyer. 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
1556 All this time together has made me realize how crude I can be. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
1557 Did you know we can go out maskless now? 1.3711 0.05920 97 66 26 5
1558 Look Fred, I’m not asking you to reinvent the wheel here... 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
1559 I’m finally vaccinated. Let’s go out, I feel like these walls are caving in on me. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1560 I'm sorry, but I distinctly said I didn't want to meet someone with a history. 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
1561 So, big deal, I invented fire. 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1562 What did you do to my man cave? 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1563 Sorry, we're out of Impossible Brontosaurus. 1.3708 0.07389 89 67 11 11
1564 Please shave you look like you live in a cave 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1565 When I called you a caveman for not getting the vaccine, I meant that figuratively. 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1566 The hottest new dating app: “Henge” 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1567 Thanks for that example of leadership in overcoming workplace adversity... Now, where do you see yourself ten-thousand, one-hundred thousand, a million years from now? Or specifically the year 2021? 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1568 Pull up a rock and we'll catch up. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
1569 Who knew cave living would become trendy. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
1570 I wouldn't have known you in a million years. 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
1571 You're cancelling my culture. 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
1572 Is this all there is,Throg? 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
1573 I wish you wouldn't put your coffee on the mammoth milking stool 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
1574 Why can’t you sit on a rock like everyone else? 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
1575 I think you are going a bit far with your paleo diet 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1576 Why would you put bison on the wall if you were out of it? 1.3699 0.06899 73 50 19 4
1577 That's no longer on the menu, extinct 1.3699 0.06899 73 50 19 4
1578 In the end, it did not spark joy. 1.3699 0.07430 73 52 15 6
1579 No thanks, I'm vegan. 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
1580 Wait, you did all this while I was over at Grok's inventing the wheel? 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1581 I thought it was casual Friday. 1.3696 0.06687 92 66 18 8
1582 But it already felt like home. 1.3696 0.05724 92 61 28 3
1583 Well this doesn't look like the craigslist ad 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
1584 Our marriage from the perspective of my wife 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
1585 Did you want it on the rocks? 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
1586 Is this your man cave? 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
1587 I'll hunt up a floor rug. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1588 Hello Linda, it's been awhile. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
1589 It was dark and all we did was stare at shadows. No, I won't be going back to Plato's. 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
1590 no,linda, it's man cave. 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
1591 Can I borrow your tabletop? I've got an idea. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
1592 But you still get to work from home! 1.3684 0.06713 76 54 17 5
1593 Not all of us are morning people. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
1594 How long have you been open? 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
1595 So you're telling me in the future people mix what comes out of cow teats, with coffee beans and not just drink it but look forward to it every morning? 1.3684 0.08131 76 58 8 10
1596 Think you could hunt down some cream and sugar? 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
1597 When I invent electricity you’ll understand what that thing hanging from the ceiling is for. 1.3684 0.06702 95 69 17 9
1598 I told you I'm a simple man, Barbara. 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
1599 I think you should change and get ready for your zoom meeting. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
1600 Zig, honey, we just haven’t evolved in the same ways. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
1601 Your man cave is now a she shed. 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
1602 I really like the earthy non corporate vibe here 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
1603 I told you to get cleaned up, my parents are coming over 1.3676 0.06594 68 45 21 2
1604 I’ve decided I like working from home. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1605 You say Potato,I say Ug 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1606 I like what you’ve done with the place honey but the lamp, chair, table and mug haven’t been invented yet. 1.3673 0.07163 98 75 10 13
1607 And I sold your foosball table. 1.3671 0.07467 79 58 13 8
1608 Simplify" you said...Dogecoin was all we needed.. 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
1609 And where would you like to be in 500 years? 1.3671 0.07467 79 58 13 8
1610 OK, OK. I'll admit you're evolving faster. But I've started wearing clothes. Doesn't that prove that I'm capable of change? 1.3671 0.07681 79 59 11 9
1611 Do you think some animal drawings would pique more interest at the open house? 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
1612 So...you're from the future...uh...how'd we do on our end? 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
1613 Did we go overboard with the paleo diet? 1.3671 0.06287 79 53 23 3
1614 Babe I think your taking “minimalism” to another level. 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
1615 I'm sorry for the whole driving you to extinction thing. Care for an espresso? 1.3671 0.07681 79 59 11 9
1616 I said, let’s meander Paul. 1.3671 0.07467 79 58 13 8
1617 We're out of Mammoth milk. Would Ground Sloth cream do? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1618 I was only gone for the stone age, but look at how you've changed 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
1619 Kathy, sometimes I feel like we're just from two different worlds. 1.3667 0.06110 90 64 20 6
1620 I take minimalism very seriously. 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
1621 I’m going out with the guys to storm the capital. Want me to bring you something back? 1.3667 0.07146 90 67 13 10
1622 Sorry I'm late. Have you been waiting long? 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
1623 Do you think it's time to talk about the Mammoth in the room? 1.3667 0.06211 90 62 23 5
1624 Is this where I come for my quarantine haircut? 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
1625 We need to do something about all these ants. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1626 Of course I still love you even though 23andMe says you're only 16% neanderthal. 1.3663 0.05580 101 70 26 5
1627 OK, I did pull you by the hair, but why do you always bring back the past? 1.3662 0.08084 71 53 10 8
1628 Did I keep you waiting long? 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1629 What if I told you that I am *the* head of marketing for a leading auto insurance company?" 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1630 It not Og, it Dorothy that changed. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
1631 After getting your two vaccines, do you not think it is time to leave your man cave and get a shave and haircut. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
1632 We're a forage-to-table establishment. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1633 But it's Wednesday. You said I could have the chair on Wednesdays. 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
1634 A rug would really tie the room together 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1635 You are not at all like your profile. In a good way. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
1636 It’s true, this is the light at the end of the tunnel 1.3651 0.07607 63 44 15 4
1637 Zillow has our home listed at 20 arrowheads... 1.3649 0.06546 74 50 21 3
1638 You’ll just have to miss it. We don’t need an another TV streaming service 1.3649 0.06823 74 51 19 4
1639 Caves and Gardens call it "Prehistoric Modern" 1.3647 0.05999 85 57 25 3
1640 I don't think I want to go clubbing with you. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
1641 Original Floors, Open Concept, Minimalist Style, $2,700 per month, Looking for roommates who are Paleo 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1642 It has always been known that females mature faster than males... 1.3647 0.06870 85 61 17 7
1643 So you don't have Netflix? 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1644 I promise you, offer free wifi and you'll be needing many more tables. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1645 It's true that I am 33,000 years ahead of you but all relationships take work. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1646 I'm sorry,we're out of croissants,but we do have blueberry scones. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1647 I'd love to, but I'm not really into clubs anymore. 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1648 I discovered Ikea. 1.3636 0.08260 66 49 10 7
1649 Me Paleo. You Vegan? 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1650 Your office is reopening and my Aunt wants her housedress back. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1651 Wow, you look a lot different on Zoom. 1.3636 0.08260 66 49 10 7
1652 We need to talk. You never hunt for me anymore. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1653 This is not a Starbucks, Karen. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1654 I'm wearing the pants now. 1.3636 0.07138 77 55 16 6
1655 Yes, it's mud -- what's your point? 1.3636 0.08260 66 49 10 7
1656 My only suggestion is that you update your look. 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1657 Godot will be along any minute now. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1658 I just come here for the coffee 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1659 When I said I was willing to give paleo a try, this wasn’t what I had pictured. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1660 I'm afraid, this is one of the side effects of the paleo diet. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1661 No Mam, I'm pretty sure this isn't what they meant by "Light at the end of the tunnel". 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1662 What, I'm a cafeman now? 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1663 You know I've been struggling with the transition from fossil fuels. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
1664 Is that a rock in your smock or are you just happy to see me? 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
1665 I know what our wedding vows were, but things have changed. I Yabba Dabba Don't. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
1666 Welcome to "Cafe in a Cave." I'll be your waiter today. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
1667 Our full hunter gatherer dessert menu includes our Paris-Brest with foraged heirloom hazelnuts and our house forced rhubarb charlotte with wild strawberry coulis. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
1668 A woman is in charge - that’s how 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
1669 You’re stuck in the past. 1.3623 0.07717 69 50 13 6
1670 I think I'll try the mammoth. 1.3623 0.07988 69 51 11 7
1671 Last question. Where do you see your species in 50,000 years? 1.3623 0.07717 69 50 13 6
1672 Can I ask where you expect to be in 50,000 years? 1.3621 0.08765 58 43 9 6
1673 It's time to move on and embrace the post-anthropocene era. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1674 I'm Matt, I'll be your cave server tonight. 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1675 The original version of "When Hairy met Sally." 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1676 Tara? It’s seems like eons since I last saw you. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1677 It’s a work in progress. 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1678 We're trying out a new open plan cave 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1679 I really think you should stay home with the kids 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1680 Look at you...thousands of years of evolution, and you end up right back where you started. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1681 Do you mind if I sit here while I wait to get back to the future? 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1682 I'm sorry, we don't have club soda. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1683 I think I’m still not ready to think about our future 1.3614 0.06080 83 58 21 4
1684 Your choices of meat today are Stegosaurs, Brontosaurus and Tyrannosaurus. All fresh cooked over an open fire. 1.3611 0.07215 72 51 16 5
1685 It's hard to believe that Wayfair only had one chair left. 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
1686 After all you've spent on your man cave, I'm reduced to this! 1.3611 0.07481 72 52 14 6
1687 I feel we've grown apart. 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
1688 I think I'm in the wrong cave. 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
1689 Your latte will be just another few moments,we're waiting for electricity to be invented. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1690 I don't think you want to know what we use for sweetener. Don't even get me started on the creamer ... 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
1691 Mind if I pull up a rock? 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1692 The man cave thing has gotten out of control. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1693 These beans are harvested by hand and fermented in a mammoth bladder. Can you taste the hint of vanilla? 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
1694 We need to start planning our future. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1695 I thought for sure we were safe from gentrification 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1696 Can we talk about the mammoth in the room? 1.3600 0.06477 75 51 21 3
1697 Well, I thought it was an excellent use for the wheel. 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
1698 Seems like any other Aircnb. 1.3600 0.07744 75 56 11 8
1699 It's called a "timeshare". 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
1700 I know you want to reduce our carbon footprint, but this is a bit much. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1701 Could I have it on the rocks? 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1702 Your salad will be here shortly after we develop agriculture. 1.3594 0.08143 64 47 11 6
1703 You say “troglodyte” like it’s a bad thing. 1.3594 0.07509 64 45 15 4
1704 Your paintings? Good,but derivative. 1.3594 0.08442 64 48 9 7
1705 Karen, I just don’t think it’s going to work. You’re just too materialistic. 1.3594 0.07832 64 46 13 5
1706 What do you mean Oat Milk? 1.3594 0.07171 64 44 17 3
1707 Dr. Fauci says it’s ok to start feeling normal again. 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
1708 How long have YOU been waiting? 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
1709 So now that you've had your morning coffee are you ready for a civilized conversation? 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
1710 Do you mind if I sit on this table? 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
1711 I think I would like to go back the future. 1.3590 0.06315 78 53 22 3
1712 Welcome to Rock Bottom! 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
1713 Welcome! Our specials today are mammoth chunks, root chunks, and some other kind of chunks. 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
1714 Now go out and tell them you were resurrected. 1.3587 0.06839 92 68 15 9
1715 I’m trying to embrace an isolationist aesthetic and I feel like you don’t appreciate the pageantry at all. 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
1716 I didn't reckon the man-cave tour would be this literal. 1.3587 0.06839 92 68 15 9
1717 We have stones, not scones. 1.3582 0.07275 67 47 16 4
1718 Sorry, no service for people with no shoes! 1.3582 0.07275 67 47 16 4
1719 She's wearing her shoes inside the cave and yet she has the audacity to call me uncivilized... 1.3582 0.08154 67 50 10 7
1720 Aren't you taking this Paleo diet-thing a little too far? 1.3580 0.06164 81 55 23 3
1721 Sorry, we homo sapiens don't function without our cup of coffee first. 1.3580 0.06761 81 60 14 7
1722 Sorry but we do not offer a WiFi hot spot. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1723 haven't you heard we can go out without a mask now 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1724 Avocado, Buffalo, or Lion spread with your order? 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1725 'I don't mean to be rude, but that's my seat.' 1.3571 0.07060 70 49 17 4
1726 Yes, the coffee is pricey. Do you know how expensive it is to install electric lighting in solid rock? 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1727 Things were fine the way they were. 1.3571 0.07347 70 50 15 5
1728 So do you come to this cave often? 1.3571 0.07624 70 51 13 6
1729 You’re carrying this paleo thing too far. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
1730 Our special tonight is pit-roasted Mastodon Almondine cooked well done and your choice of three Pangean side dishes. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1731 May I inquire as to your Age? 1.3571 0.07890 70 52 11 7
1732 I don't see this BC/AD relationship working out. 1.3571 0.07624 70 51 13 6
1733 Jesus, what took you so long? 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
1734 Going to Ikea for a lamp ! 1.3571 0.05525 84 62 17 5
1735 Your point of view is archaic. 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
1736 It’s your first time here!? Have you been living under a rock? 1.3571 0.07624 70 51 13 6
1737 Ok. It’s time we talk about your “hashtag pandemic beard.” 1.3571 0.07347 70 50 15 5
1738 The throwback vibe is great and all, but the service needs updating 1.3571 0.06760 70 48 19 3
1739 The origins of mansplaining 1.3571 0.07890 70 52 11 7
1740 I think we've grown apart. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1741 Fine! You just stay here and 'decompress.' I'm going clubbing. 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
1742 Landlord wants me out,he's going to turn this place into condos. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1743 I thought we could just talk. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
1744 Yeah, they turned this spot into a Starbucks like a year ago. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1745 Sparkling or primordial? 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
1746 I’m practicing going back to the office. 1.3562 0.07395 73 53 14 6
1747 Tom? You didn’t have a beard in your profile pic. 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
1748 I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I’d been gone that long. 1.3562 0.07395 73 53 14 6
1749 It was this or the vaccine 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
1750 We're vaccinated now, Ralph. You were indeed a great and noble internet forager during shelter, but it's time to return to our ancient pre-pandemic rituals. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1751 This is neither the time or place . . . 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1752 I'm sorry, but we won't be offering latte for another couple of thousand years. 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
1753 I'm not sure how I got here. But I'm even less sure of where the power for the overhead light is coming from. 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
1754 I thought we agreed not to have the chandelier installed until we were we sure we wanted the table in this corner 1.3556 0.06574 90 67 15 8
1755 All of our mastodon is free-range. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1756 It's not you. It's me being trapped in the Mesolithic period. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1757 Hi, you must be Linda. You look just like your cave painting profile. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
1758 I promise to visit the barber as soon as I reach two shots + two weeks. May I have my clothes back and go home now? 1.3553 0.05984 76 58 13 5
1759 Have you considered LEDs? 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
1760 So, when were you going to tell me you invented electricity? 1.3553 0.08101 76 59 7 10
1761 Isn't it too early for morning coffee? 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
1762 No, the Paleo cafe is two caves down. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
1763 Our special today is a plant based brontosaurus burger 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
1764 Hi, I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. 1.3553 0.07882 76 58 9 9
1765 I said business casual, not future casual. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1766 Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your server. 1.3548 0.07998 62 45 12 5
1767 I got the urge to evolve. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1768 Look, it's a fine idea, but we are not here to invent the wheel. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1769 ‘What’s a COVID-19?!’ Have you been living under a rock??!! 1.3548 0.07307 62 43 16 3
1770 when you said you would show me your man cave, I had no idea you meant a real cave. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1771 Pre-historic speed dating. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1772 You can access our menu using the QR code. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
1773 For milk? We have whole, almond, or brontosaurus. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1774 How long was I asleep? 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
1775 Why do you get to wear pants, and I have to wear a fucking dress? 1.3538 0.08036 65 48 11 6
1776 And i suppose, Miss From-the Future, that's your car parked out front of the cave? 1.3538 0.08036 65 48 11 6
1777 Sorry, they were all sold out of cream. 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
1778 The paleo diet has been life-changing for me. 1.3538 0.08036 65 48 11 6
1779 You're right. I've been a total Neanderthal. 1.3537 0.07438 82 62 11 9
1780 The WiFi code is cave1 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1781 I asked you to paint the whole wall. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
1782 Once it’s properly hemmed it’ll look great! 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1783 What do you mean I was gone for ages? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1784 Honey, I can't live like this... You've taken the Paleo Diet lifestyle too far! 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1785 You asked to speak to the manager...? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1786 I don't care. In this family, /I/ wear the pants. 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
1787 The question is: which of us is postmodern? 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
1788 Please don't sit on my artwork. 1.3529 0.06874 68 47 18 3
1789 Um, for me I guess the whole point of a man cave is that it’s NOT just like sitting in the kitchen. 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
1790 Of course I take soy milk in my coffee. I'm not a Neanderthal! 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1791 We're out of free range dinosaur. Can I get you some more mammoth milk? 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1792 You didn't make me a cup?! 1.3529 0.05966 85 58 24 3
1793 Who said you could install the light? 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
1794 A lot of my Airbnb guests complain about the cold, but discovering fire I feel makes it more authentic. 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
1795 It’s called boho chic. 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
1796 Didn't expect to find your type in this hole-in-the-wall place 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
1797 You say you love me, but all I hear is grunt grunt grunt. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1798 I'm leaving you. 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
1799 I’m sorry Ron but we need to talk. Some of your views are quite frankly prehistoric. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1800 Paleo is so yesterday, 1.3523 0.05836 88 60 25 3
1801 My name's Joe. I'll be your server for the foreseeable future. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1802 You can't just live in the past forever. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1803 I don't think we have avocado toast here 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
1804 Sorry but you need to leave. This is man cave. 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
1805 The writing’s on the wall. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1806 Give me a laptop and it'll be 2021. 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
1807 Dear, I think it's time to move on 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1808 I hated the present, so I wanted to check out the past. Nice place you got here 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1809 Oh, I’m sorry. I must have wandered into the wrong epoch. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1810 So you want the Paleo Special then. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1811 Where did you hide my iRock? 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1812 Yelp was right about “authentically paleo” 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1813 Welcome to my man cave. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1814 I know you love it, but the table just doesn’t fit the decor. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1815 That's not to say I'm disappointed. I just think we can do better. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1816 Excuse me, do you have the year? 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1817 I know you appreciate my intellect, I just feel like your mother still thinks I’m a Neanderthal. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1818 I'm sorry Gerald it's just not working out, I'm looking for, well someone less Neandertal 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1819 I’m leaving you. You’re not the early man I thought you were.” 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
1820 Yes, I erased you’re cave drawings. I told you, my mother is coming over and I want the place to look nice... and you’re going to change before she gets here, right? 1.3509 0.07712 57 40 14 3
1821 You really seem to take this Paleo-Diet seriously... 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1822 I think we should see other people. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1823 Wait until you see the fireplace! 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1824 I thought you just wanted a quiet spot in the basement to watch the game 1.3506 0.07341 77 57 13 7
1825 Let’s talk about who wears the pants in the family. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1826 COVID has me forgetting what day it is. 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
1827 I think that deep down you knew this day was coming. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1828 Will this do as a 'man cave'? 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1829 We could compromise and talk about the Middle Ages. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
1830 Congrats! You've gentrified my man cave! 1.3500 0.07450 60 42 15 3
1831 I’m not saying we need to conform to ALL modern conveniences. I just want to have chairs. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1832 Wish I could hunt from home for once. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
1833 I see the IKEA finally came in 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
1834 Looks like the power came back on. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1835 I am NOT an anachronism! You're the anachronism! 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1836 Sorry, miss, until we invent fire sushi is all we have on the menu. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1837 Please don't ask me to go back out there. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1838 are you the right person at the wrong time? or are you the wrong person at the right time? 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1839 Still or sparkling? 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1840 You're evolved with someone else... 1.3492 0.08515 63 48 8 7
1841 The WiFi password is ‘password.’ 1.3492 0.08208 63 47 10 6
1842 It’s Danish modern, you Neanderthal. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
1843 That’s what you’re wearing? 1.3492 0.08208 63 47 10 6
1844 Argrok, we need to talk. I'm leaving you for Urgrog, he's invented fire and offering me a real future together. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
1845 Would you like anything else to go with your Neolith-accino? 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1846 What do you mean you've outgrown me? 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1847 Your profile DID say caveman, it's always so hard to decipher texts. I thought you were a speleologist. 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1848 Honey, I really think you took this “man cave” idea too far. 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
1849 Face it, I can't keep living in the past. 1.3478 0.07677 69 51 12 6
1850 You really must try going Paleo - I feel like I've turned back the clock about 50,000 years! 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
1851 I'm Plato, can I help you? 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1852 That's it. Sometimes Paleo means no food for the day. 1.3478 0.06987 92 70 12 10
1853 Is that rock taken? 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
1854 I wear the pants now. 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
1855 Sorry, we are out of mastadon milk. Would you like sabertooth cat milk instead? 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1856 Don't let the fancy trappings fool you, we're a streamlined wealth management operation. 1.3478 0.07950 69 52 10 7
1857 The special today is roots and shoots julienne. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1858 No thanks, I went paleo. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1859 When you erase my hand prints, you erase me. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1860 Why the f*ck is there a lamp in here? 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1861 Jim, I think you are taking the paleo diet too literally. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1862 Sorry, we’re all out. Does mammoth milk work? 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1863 I bought it with my stimulus check. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1864 Yeah it was the J&J, how'd you know? 1.3472 0.06305 72 49 21 2
1865 What do you mean, you've never heard about Plato? 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
1866 I think I've hit rock bottom. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1867 But mid-century modern isn’t the vibe I’m after in my man cave. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1868 As she touched the magical mug, she came face to face with her lover's prehistoric doppelganger. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1869 Everything here is swamp to table. 1.3467 0.06710 75 55 15 5
1870 Come out Julie, it's 2030 now 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1871 The housing market is nuts right now, and this is all I could afford. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
1872 Who cares if you’re Homo sapiens and I’m Neanderthal,the way I see it we’re just two crazy kids in love! 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1873 I'm sorry for acting like a Neanderthal 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1874 HR asked me to talk to you about your pronouns 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1875 You’re right. I am a Neanderthal. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1876 welcome to Paleo Place Restaurant! would you like to hear the specials? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1877 Can I get you a Mammoth to get started? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1878 I don't like to brag on my Tinder profile, but I actually invented the man cave. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1879 You can take that Neanderthal thinking right back outside with you 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1880 IKEA you say? never heard of it. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1881 We’d like to feature your man cave on the cover of Dwell Magazine. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
1882 Um, you’re actually sitting in my seat 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1883 I feel like we don't speak the same language... since you don't have one. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1884 Ever thought of opening your own shop, Ikea? 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1885 Do you have anything gluten free? 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1886 When I said I was dating myself, I didn’t mean carbon dating. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
1887 It's more than a diet, it's a lifestyle 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1888 This has been fun, though my head's still a little sore. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1889 I’ll have some more of whatever you’re drinking. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1890 Welcome to Portland. 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
1891 Would you like a blueberry stone with that? 1.3452 0.05079 84 66 12 6
1892 Well you’ve waited long enough and your time has come again. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1893 I apologize but I just checked, and unfortunatley we won't be getting oat milk in for another 3 eras. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1894 We're closed now, but please come back in 30 thousand years." 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
1895 Rent is due on the first 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1896 Dear, I know you’re concerned but it’s rent controlled. We can afford to remodel the breakfast nook. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1897 I'd sit with you but that rock is to heavy to move. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1898 Tonight’s special is fire-roasted chicken, which takes a little longer because we haven’t invented fire yet. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1899 We have to go back in person today. Have you seen my pants? 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1900 Our whole menu is maggot-infested carcass to table. We have some specials today, including two new brackish waters. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1901 We can dim the light if you'd like to enhance the experience. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
1902 Now I know what they meant by retro dating. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1903 Are your ingredients locally sourced? 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
1904 Oh ya? Well you're a Neanderthal! 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
1905 I'll have the Avocado Toast 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
1906 It’s not you. I just feel we are at different stages in our evolution 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
1907 I cant believe I found this cave on Air bnb. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
1908 I'm looking for something more earthy and primitive... 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1909 I’ve never heard of a mammoth latte. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
1910 I will not cave in, Paul. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1911 I said Cave Diving, not Cave Dining. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
1912 Are you using the outlet? 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
1913 We need to talk. Grunting just doesn’t cut it anymore. 1.3433 0.07535 67 49 13 5
1914 What’s an ice girl like you doing in a cave like this? 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
1915 I've made a couple of home improvements dear. 1.3429 0.07851 70 53 10 7
1916 I like to keep it minimalistic. 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
1917 I would recommend sautéed roots with the bone broth. 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
1918 My name is Grrr. I'll be your troglodyte for today. 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
1919 This covid 1 sucks! 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1920 Beyond an uvula-shaped light, I can't think of any possible improvements. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
1921 It was so nice to meet you, can I club you sometime? 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1922 Lady, I’m going to let you in on a secret: paleo coffee isn’t a thing. That’s the same stuff as Costco’s private label. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1923 Funny, your Match.com picture looks nothing like you in real-life! 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1924 Yes, this is the Airbnb you reserved. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1925 It kinda feels more barren, to be honest. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
1926 How'd you get in here? 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1927 I feel like I’ve caved in by agreeing to such decadent, modern conveniences. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1928 Why do mostly men win tbe New Yorker humorless cartoon contest? What the hell century are we in anyway? 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
1929 Cuppa Cave Coffee. 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
1930 Well,at least it’s a step up from that other Hard Rock Cafe. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1931 We only serve drip water 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1932 Debbie, I'm getting the feeling you're not as committed to this whole Paleo thing as I am. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1933 First, we'd like to learn a little about why you're leaving. Did it have to do with our return to in-person work? 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1934 Sorry for the wait. Your frittata's coming, it'll just be another millennium or two." 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1935 My friend sacrificed himself to the Siren so I could bring you coffee. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1936 I refuse to let you drag this relationship back into the Stone Age. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1937 I have to wear pants again? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1938 Welcome to Man Cave, a unique dining experience that combines the best of lockdown and eating out. My name’s Org, and I’ll be your server this evening. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1939 But you look like Jane. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1940 A dead-end job, with no future? I'm out there Marge, hunting, and gathering dinosaur road-kill, trying to advance myself while you just sit here all day, 'evolving. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1941 I know it seems like 20,000 years since you ordered. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1942 I probably should have clarified which mid-century I was going for. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
1943 I consider myself evolved, but slacks are a turn off. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1944 You redecorated again? I thought we agreed a mid-Paleolithic Modern decor was more our thing 1.3415 0.06066 82 57 22 3
1945 Oh, and if you'd like that panini heated, it'll take another 7,000 years. 1.3415 0.07201 82 62 12 8
1946 Sorry for the delay; it's thawing now and should be ready in about 11,700 years. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1947 Us being from two different worlds goes a little beyond just me being white and you being Hispanic... 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1948 Honey, this obsession with minimalism has got to stop! 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1949 Unlike other caveman minimilists I am on the grid 1.3412 0.05689 85 60 22 3
1950 I’m sorry but no shoes, no service. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1951 I like to call it my cave man cave 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1952 I appreciate the visit but if HR forces me back to the office, I’ll quit. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
1953 It's always "unga bunga" this and "unga bunga" that - what about what I want!? 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1954 Welcome to the Hard Rock. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1955 We need build you she shed. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1956 When you said you wanted to try paleo, I didn’t think it would look like this... 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1957 What's 'Paleo'? 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1958 You might call me homo cappuccino, 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1959 Honey, I don’t care what it says on their website, that dining room set doesn’t fit my man cave aesthetic. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1960 Kevin, we've gotten reports from your coworkers of some uncivilized behavior. 1.3393 0.08557 56 42 9 5
1961 Bob, it’s time to come home. This wasn’t what they meant by ‘self-isolate’. 1.3393 0.06874 56 38 17 1
1962 And, the gatherers daily menu features fresh seeds, berries, and aged carrion. 1.3390 0.06216 59 39 20 0
1963 Wake up and smell what? 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
1964 I’d suggest you come see my ‘glyphs, but I’m sure you hear this from all the Neanderthals. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
1965 I feel like you’re not evolving with me. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
1966 Bork suddenly realized that he and Emily came from two very different worlds... 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
1967 Point taken. You're not always running late! 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
1968 It would be great if you invented fire, but how about inventing latte first. 1.3385 0.08285 65 50 8 7
1969 You stopped wearing a bone in your hair; you're drinking coffee...what gives? 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
1970 You just enjoy your drink and I'll explain gender roles in a way you can understand. 1.3385 0.08285 65 50 8 7
1971 It's not a fad diet to me, Jean, it's a way of life. 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
1972 It must be hard to retain workers when they can retire on seven dollars and twenty-five cents. 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
1973 Nice cave. I, too, like the minimalist look. Is there perchance a second chair? 1.3382 0.07730 68 51 11 6
1974 Can you explain this gap on your resume? It just says “ice age.” 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
1975 I'll be back in a week with your cream 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1976 But the GOP said there were dinosaurs out there...! 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1977 You new here? 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1978 Your right, I didn't read the fine print on the reverse mortgage." 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1979 Boy, it’s been millennia, but you haven’t changed a bit. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1980 You're leaving me behind, aren't you. 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1981 Just remember who wears the pants around here. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1982 Do you have stone soup? 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1983 Alice, you need to start killing things and eating raw meat or we won't fit in here. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1984 I killed the Brontosaurus, but I forgot the bread" 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1985 Where do you get your light bulbs? 1.3378 0.07521 74 56 11 7
1986 I found them in the alley behind the cave. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1987 Thank god for social distancing! 1.3378 0.06462 74 54 16 4
1988 Sorry ma'am, biscotti is not going to be invented for 200,000 years yet. Perhaps I can interest you in some grubs? 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1989 Fred, please come and get your vaccination now. It's 100% safe. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1990 It's just a diet, not a lifestyle. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1991 I'm not sure having more time apart is really helping. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1992 Nostradamus told me about you. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1993 And I suppose next you'll be wanting an espresso machine." 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1994 I feel that we are generations apart 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1995 This isn’t iced coffee 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1996 I was supposed to travel to the post-covid era. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1997 I just don’t think this cave was meant to accommodate two remote jobs. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1998 I want to go clubbing like we use to babe 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1999 I came back. It seemed safer here than 2020. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
2000 We need to stop this Paleo diet. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
2001 The first IKEA erectus 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
2002 Is this floor taken? 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
2003 You said you were just going out for milk?! 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
2004 Sorry, we're out. Can you come back in twenty-five thousand years? 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
2005 I see you are really into Paleo. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2006 Maybe this "coffee" thing would be better if we found some way to make it hot. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
2007 Well, this is awkward. My realtor assured me this cave was vacant. . . 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2008 We've been fully vaccinated for weeks, Carl. If you want a seat at the table, you're going to have to put on some pants. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
2009 Do you live in a cave? 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
2010 Dick, you know that until I've had my first cup, the world feels prehistoric. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
2011 The President will see you now! 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2012 Well, I didn't think "get back to our roots" meant this far back. 1.3375 0.05885 80 55 23 2
2013 You know, Swedish furniture is not my cup of tea! 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2014 I may have overdone 'going back to a simpler time'. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2015 let's start this world from the very beginning 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
2016 There's a communication gap between us 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
2017 It’s all Paleo. Except the s’mores. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2018 White men really are on their way to extinction. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2019 I said let’s get a cup of Java not a cup in Java! 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
2020 Are you wearing a mask? 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
2021 I'm not saying I don't like it, I just feel you've taken the minimalist thing too far 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
2022 We have cow, oat, soy, and mammoth milk. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
2023 When I asked if you've been living in a cave, I didn't mean this. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2024 You're the one that insisted on the cave aesthetic, don't complain to me about not having anywhere to sit. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2025 I don't know why but under the light you look very different from your Tinder profile." 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
2026 It's not you, it's me. I think we're just developing in different ways. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2027 I know it's only been a year or so, Michael, but I really feel like it's been going on for ages. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
2028 So what exactly do we need to do differently so people in your time can go to restaurants again?! 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2029 No, we don’t have almond milk. We’re going for a Paleolithic Era aesthetic. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
2030 honey, i thought you said it was casual attire? 1.3370 0.04955 92 63 28 1
2031 Get out of here you freak! 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
2032 How is that light functional? This makes no sense. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
2033 No, really, I like what you’ve done with the cave. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
2034 Next week we're having an art show. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
2035 The age difference is starting to wear on me. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
2036 I think we should try to get out more. 1.3333 0.05474 90 64 23 3
2037 Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2038 Have you never heard of gentrification? 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
2039 This Cave Coffee trend has gone too far. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
2040 It's Carrol's birthday tomorrow, so remember to sign her tablet. 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
2041 Yes, a croissant would be nice. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
2042 I like mushrooms. Why? 1.3333 0.07064 87 67 11 9
2043 I didn't choose the paleo life, the paleo life chose me. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
2044 the caveman thing has lost its appeal, Bob. 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
2045 I heard girls mature faster, but this is getting out of hand. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
2046 I'm an artist.What do you do? 1.3333 0.06581 60 41 18 1
2047 Let's nip this white privilege thing in the bud, shall we? 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
2048 Don't feel bad. I haven't been shaving during quarantine, either. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
2049 Sorry none of them come furnished 1.3333 0.05215 78 60 14 4
2050 Does it compete with my beard?" 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2051 Thag leaving Amy. Amy no longer light Thag’s fire. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
2052 The Paleo diet takes commitment. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
2053 Everything is on the rocks? 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
2054 Your application for a license has been received and will be acted upon in about 150,000 years 1.3333 0.03298 66 53 10 3
2055 My last client was very happy with my murals. 1.3333 0.05674 78 53 24 1
2056 I can’t imagine why you would think I have masculinity issues? 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
2057 Sorry, but minimalism isn't really working for me anymore. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
2058 Any chance you could hunt up some cream and sugar? 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
2059 Would you like the Paupiettes de Veau with white truffle oil or black? 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2060 Okay fine, but I'm not paying the electric bill 1.3333 0.08245 51 37 11 3
2061 I’m sorry, ma’m. This is the most socially distant table we have. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
2062 Me Derek. Me tell you about our specials. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
2063 Honestly, I thought you were kidding. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2064 What did you catch for dinner? 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2065 It's simple. I've moved on. 1.3333 0.06086 81 60 18 3
2066 mynewyorkercaption# "You voted for Biden, didn't you?" 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
2067 I had to buy it at IKEA...Goodwill doesn't exist yet. 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
2068 I see that you've reinvented the wheel. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2069 The special tonight is mastodon. Lots and lots of mastodon. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2070 Our entrees are all paleo diet approved. 1.3333 0.05595 72 55 13 4
2071 I'm afraid I'm just not ready for a "modern woman." 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
2072 Decaf in de cave, huh? 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
2073 Our espresso machine hasn't been invented yet. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
2074 Your beard doesn’t qualify as a mask 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
2075 Honey, you realise we can't stay at home forever right? 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
2076 I’m not sure this dating app is for me... 1.3333 0.07884 66 50 10 6
2077 Okay...your turn to evolve. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2078 Shall I bring in the mammoth vacuum cleaner? 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
2079 Sorry ma'am. No skins, no service. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
2080 So, you finally caved in? 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
2081 I usually go clubbing but… 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
2082 Can you tell me whether I'm sitting indoors or outdoors? 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
2083 All our coffee is cold brew. 1.3333 0.08046 57 42 11 4
2084 I not see why evolve necessary. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
2085 We're really looking for someone a little more 'dinosaur bone in her hair' - if that makes sense. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2086 Barber shops have reopen, Bob, and Trump is gone. Time to leave the cave. 1.3333 0.06233 66 45 20 1
2087 I’ve decided this isn’t for me 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
2088 I just don't think the whole pants and furniture idea is ever going to take off 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2089 I told you $4000 a month wouldn’t get us a lavish place in the city! 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
2090 That AAARGH needs a lot of polishing... we'll call you 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2091 So when you said we should wake up early I didn't realize you meant Mesozoic 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
2092 You really think I have the best diet, Debra? 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
2093 My name is Bronze, James Bronze-age. Nice lamp! 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2094 I’m rethinking the idea of a simpler life..it sounded more exciting 6 months ago! 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
2095 I'm not ready to get out when the pandemic is over. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
2096 You looked different in your cave painting 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
2097 I prefer the term caveperson ...but yes this neighborhood is really turning around 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2098 Seriously, if you figured out how to get lighting in here you can figure out my milk frother. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
2099 Cave drawings are so last year, I'm waiting for the internet to be invented. 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
2100 Oh Mildred, it really doesn't feel like you're getting into the spirit of reenactment. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2101 Yeah, the light is great, but the Jones’ have a door. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
2102 I thought there was a dress code 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2103 now it's a coffee table and next it'll be a wifi router huh? 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
2104 We need to have a chat about your man cave... 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
2105 This is cave, not cafe. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
2106 It's our special stone drip grind." 1.3297 0.06063 91 68 17 6
2107 Just because we live in a cave doesn't mean you have to dress like it. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
2108 that outfit is so yesterday! 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
2109 Up late working on the wheel again... 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
2110 I used to be in a Rock band,now I just make Club music. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
2111 Of course I'm happy you moved in, but your Ikea stuff just doesn't work in my man cave. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
2112 Aren't you getting a little out of era? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2113 Mid century modern for you and something more primal for me. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
2114 Next, it needs something on the wall. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
2115 We have 26 offers and 10 are over asking” 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2116 I'm here to warn you about the future. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2117 Since our paleo diet worked out so well I figured,why stop there. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2118 There really is a light at the end of the tunnel then. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2119 I didn't think you'd come back. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2120 I see, you have been gathering again.... 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2121 l feel like life is caving in on me 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2122 A long lost connection have been found 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2123 Well, now it's a Meg cave 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
2124 I wore my mask, where's yours? 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
2125 Most man caves aren't literal. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
2126 Fire is cool, Target is better 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
2127 I know it’s modern, but I’ll never get used to this minimalist furniture. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
2128 What do you mean the lockdown is over? 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
2129 Going back to a prehistoric lifestyle to avoid Covid 19 doesn't include overhead lights and hot coffee Karen. 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
2130 Some days I dont think we are on the same era, much less the same rock. 1.3289 0.05739 76 52 23 1
2131 It's as though we've been living two different lives. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
2132 The Tesla salesman never told me about that silver switch on the dash. Where do you think the kids ended up? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
2133 Any chance of getting some oat milk for my cup of coffee? 1.3289 0.05739 76 57 15 4
2134 So, if people ask, we’re not ‘living in a cave’ – we’re ‘modeling a sustainable lifestyle’? 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
2135 I’m just not ready to go back out there. 1.3289 0.07105 76 62 6 8
2136 I know we teased that you were looking a little uncivilized in our weekly Zoom calls, but this is worse than I expected. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
2137 You've gone too far with the Paleo diet. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
2138 What do you mean you're out of bagels? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
2139 So, that's a no on the man cave? 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
2140 Is this back to the past? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
2141 Someday my people will wake up and smell what? 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
2142 I came here for your Paleo menu. 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
2143 You did mention you're a bit old-school. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
2144 when I said paint the walls I meant blue. 1.3288 0.04800 73 56 14 3
2145 I'm vaccinated and ready to move home. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
2146 You came all the way from the future and you didn't even think to bring me a latte? 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
2147 You say "cave," I say "starter home." 1.3286 0.08068 70 55 7 8
2148 There's a 10,000 year wait for coffee. Can I get you a cup of mud? 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
2149 It’s basically a hipster Café but we decided to make it reaaally vintage. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
2150 It's the cleanest shirt I have 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
2151 You are not getting this “Back to basics” idea right Kate. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2152 I’m sorry your latte is cold. We haven’t discovered fire yet. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2153 It's called ultra-minimalism, honey. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2154 I think I've just evolved out of this relationship. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2155 Sometimes I feel like I'd be better off with a Neanderthal. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2156 You look nothing like your Tinder photos.... 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2157 When the brown woman appeared in his cave he knew the Mancaucacene was over. 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
2158 You've been waiting for eons? 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2159 Next, I suppose you'll want me to start leaving the toilet seat down. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2160 I think we should see a paleontologist. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2161 Don't try to civilize me, it's too early for that man 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2162 I step away for one sec, and my firewood gets up-cycled to a table!! 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2163 Now that things are reopening, I’d like to move back to the city. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2164 Tell me more of this IKEA and its meatballs. 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
2165 While you were out hunting, I invented electricity, furniture, coffee, appropriate clothing, and a new tool I think you'll like called a razor. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
2166 So, how long have you been living alone? 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
2167 Now that you've broken the clay ceiling, what next? 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
2168 I think I’ve taken my man cave concept too far 1.3281 0.08350 64 50 7 7
2169 What took you so long? 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
2170 No, no Coq au vin, no food fads at the Paleo Cafe 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2171 You can use the rock. 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
2172 Jane longed for an old-fashioned type guy. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2173 They’re called pants Carl. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2174 Does this dress make me look fat?” “No matter what I answer it will hurt your feelings. 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
2175 I know it's a little dated but you'll need to put down 20k over asking if you want a shot. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2176 Do you think we're taking "small carbon footprint" a little too far? 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2177 I’m not disappointed to see you, it’s just that I’d imagined something else when everyone told me there’d be light at the end of the tunnel. 1.3276 0.08300 58 44 9 5
2178 The good news is..... 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2179 I went out to find an iPhone for you but nobody expects a shipment of them for another 80,000 years. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
2180 Come back home, the kids miss you. 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
2181 Can we have a white picket what? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
2182 Don't you think you might be taking this whole "palio" thing a bit too far? 1.3267 0.05286 101 73 24 4
2183 The diet I could do, but I think the paleo lifestyle is a bit much. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
2184 One more week in quarantine and I'll be married to a chimp 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
2185 So, tell me about your mother... 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
2186 We could do with some wall scratches. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
2187 Redecorating during the pandemic really made us take ownership of the “rustic” look. It was that morning when I realized Paul really needed to get out of the house. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
2188 Is Pepsi ok? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
2189 Would you like to see my art collection? 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
2190 - Uh! No thanks I’m fine by myself 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
2191 I think I want to start seeing other cave people 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
2192 Sorry I can't join you. The sign says "No shoes, no shirt, no service." 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2193 This isn’t working. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2194 You're not the same hominid I fell in love with. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2195 Honey, I think you took this whole 'man cave' thing a little too far. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2196 Have you seen my club? I'll be back in three days with dinner, sweetheart! 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2197 You could’ve brought an extra chair 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2198 You'll have to look elsewhere. This is now a she shed. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
2199 I'm not ready to go back to civilization yet. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
2200 No, but we do have soy milk. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2201 Just so you know, the vegan unpasteurized milk is 5 pebbles more. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
2202 Go get your shoes. Dad is waiting in the car. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2203 I can’t keep living like this. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
2204 It will be a 4,500 year wait for your coffee. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
2205 I'm sorry, Gronk. I've moved on. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
2206 honey, we've been vaccinated for weeks, you need to shower and go outside 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2207 Honey, you do know the hairdressers are re-open right? " @newyorkercartoon 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
2208 Honey, did you see what our cave is going for on Zillow?! 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2209 This is just my Covid beard 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2210 I don't recommend the pterodactyl wings. They're a little old. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
2211 I was only gone a year and two months, and now I don't have a seat at the table? 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2212 Do you have any idea how long it will be until mid-century modern will be in style? 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
2213 I see the pandemic wasn't good to you 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
2214 If you'd like something with that, I'd be happy to go out and club something for you. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
2215 With the upgrade to the authentic stone bed we‘re at $2300 per night. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
2216 No, I dont think that my new apartment is a bit "hipster". 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2217 It’s never going to work between us. There’s just too many millennia between us. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
2218 I never thought I wanted an open floor plan 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
2219 I'm sorry Chuck. I can't keep living in the past. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
2220 All these modern conveniences are nice, but do we really have to keep up with the Flintstones? 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2221 So women DO mature faster. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
2222 We're easing slowly back into indoor dining 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
2223 You misunderstood. I said “cocktails at The Cave, man.” 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
2224 I may have gone a bit overboard with the Paleo diet. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2225 I am aware of Mike Pence’s view on the topic but we could really use a second income right now. 1.3235 0.07962 68 53 8 7
2226 Don’t mind me. Just practicing living on essentials. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2227 we STILL need to talk 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2228 I confirmed with the kitchen that nobody knows what oat milk is. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
2229 The wall art is not for sale. 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
2230 Geological time is just a number. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2231 Wow—and I thought my work-from-home office was bad. 1.3231 0.07630 65 49 11 5
2232 I don’t like the office either, but this is a little too remote. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2233 Me Barista. You Jane. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2234 Our Special today is mastodon shank. It’s to die for” 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
2235 Wut? It's called mid-Neolithic Modern. 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
2236 But now you should know that the “juxtaposition of incongruities” is at the heart of the comedic flourish. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
2237 In the future, please refrain from calling it a She Shed. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2238 What’s a mid century? 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
2239 Kale salad again? Is there any wooly mammoth left? 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2240 Ever hear the saying, "Wrong place, wrong time?" 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2241 but everyone at the office misses you. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2242 Your modernity is weighing on my Neanderthal proclivities." 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
2243 What did you do with my wife? 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
2244 Your palio-latte-mocha will be out in 2 centuries. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
2245 You know it and I know it, you have always brought out the caveman in me. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2246 It not you. It me. 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
2247 I'll have the mammoth on rye, please 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
2248 Welcome to Pete’s Paleo Palace. I’ll be your Caveman this evening. 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
2249 James, I think this 'No shave November' thing has gone too far 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
2250 What do you mean, no WiFi? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
2251 but I thought you were okay with my minimalistic lifestyle 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
2252 You told me to order the classic fit and now you’re saying it’s too boxy? 1.3218 0.06224 87 66 15 6
2253 Do you like the furniture I gathered? 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
2254 In retrospect we shouldn’t have named it ‘The Cave Inn’. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
2255 You call that retro? 1.3214 0.08493 56 43 8 5
2256 Thanks, but I already have insurance 1.3214 0.06111 112 87 14 11
2257 These hipster bars are getting ridiculous 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
2258 Yes. I am going outside of the cave wearing my pandemic outfit because it’s haute trending, in vaccinated and I have nailed my Covid hair style, so I’m ready to hit the streets... also, my Moomoo covers up my Pandemic Lbs. So I feel good about this. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
2259 Gender gap is real 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
2260 What do you mean back in MY day? Who are you? 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
2261 I know I said I was okay with a minimalist lifestyle,but this is a little too much. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
2262 I’m sorry - I feel like one of us just isn’t evolving in this relationship. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
2263 You've changed me, Brenda. I've thrown away the club. 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
2264 Over this last year I've kinda relaxed the expectations I have of myself. 1.3208 0.08842 53 41 7 5
2265 ...and how long have you felt our relationship hasn't been evolving, Jenny? 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2266 Why do you get to wear the pants in the family? 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2267 Do we have a daily special? Only on days we are lucky. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2268 For a two by two foot square area to draw on will cost one raptor kill! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2269 This is my first time out of my own cave in ages. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2270 The revival of Time Travel Wife Swap was not working out for Carol 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2271 There better be a solar panel up there. 1.3200 0.05745 75 52 22 1
2272 We never really talk anymore. You just grunt. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
2273 Enough with the au naturel! 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
2274 Ok honey, I think you’ve taken the paleo diet as far as it can go. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
2275 MPGA - Make Pangaea Great Again 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
2276 Honey, it’s time for you to go back to the office. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
2277 I think our lives are going in different directions. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
2278 We have electricity now 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
2279 It's stoneware? Big deal. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2280 Cave wife say work wife toxic. 1.3194 0.07869 72 57 7 8
2281 Unshaven, filthy, and poorly drawn is no way to go through life son 1.3194 0.07616 72 56 9 7
2282 Which one of us is supposed to be talking? 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
2283 Our special today is Teriyaki Brontosaurus with a balsamic glaze. 1.3194 0.05876 72 56 13 3
2284 Well anyway, thanks for hosting my two-week intensive Paleo diet program. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2285 You didn't save me a seat? 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
2286 Glad to see I was not being catfished 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2287 You seem distant. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2288 I can't serve you without an i.d. for which age 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2289 Is that Gucci? 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2290 So our dating questionnaires confirmed how compatible we are. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2291 No, I don't work here. I live here. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2292 So you aren’t into me painting buffalo and hand prints everywhere? 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2293 What does one wear to their first ‘welcome back to life after quarantine’ barbecue?” “Not that. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2294 We don't do croissants. Would you like a pinecone to nibble on? 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
2295 The chair came after Fire 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2296 Sorry, the wooly mammoth club sandwich is 86d because of extinction. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2297 Why are you wearing shoes? 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2298 We need to draw. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2299 I'm sorry, Gork, I had to move on. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2300 Care for some Equal or Sweet'N Low? 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2301 Honey, I think you've taken the Paleo Diet too literally. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
2302 See, I told you we need a screen door. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2303 Least convenient holiday to lose my luggage. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2304 You had to one-up my shed. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2305 You’ve taken this retro thing way too far. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2306 You were looking younger on your profile picture 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2307 Ever think about brightening this place up with some pictures? 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2308 I don’t think this is working, Gronk. It’s like we’re from two different eras. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2309 We upgraded from survivalist to minimalist while you were out working on your wheel. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2310 Your man-cave needed that magic Keurig touch, Gary. You’re welcome. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
2311 Grog, feel like we grow apart. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
2312 Dear, I think you are taking "shelter in place" a bit too far. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
2313 Spare some change? 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
2314 I don't think this hunter-gatherer relationship should affect only me." 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2315 Stacey suspected Thag had lied about his age. His profile said Mesolithic but he was clearly Paleolithic. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2316 ‘Is it so bad in the future?’ 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2317 What’s the WiFi code? 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
2318 My Designer calls it 'Early Cromag.' 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2319 Feng Shui enough? 1.3176 0.05849 85 63 18 4
2320 I just think you’ve taken paleo a little too far. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2321 I hope you came with a big appetite. Our special today is mammoth. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2322 I get the feeling you haven't had a customer in, like, ages. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2323 You said we should take a break from our devices... 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2324 Yes, I'll leave you an great review on airbnb" 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2325 Take off my dress and go find me some cream 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
2326 Our next invention should be how to froth the milk. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2327 One club-full of sugar or two? 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
2328 Whatever you do, don't go to 2020. 1.3175 0.08414 63 50 6 7
2329 Listen, Trog. Sometimes people just grow apart. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2330 I would love to have a coffee with you, but I'm on a Paleo diet right now. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
2331 I was hoping for a bit less “rugged,” and more evolved. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
2332 When I wished to go back to pre-pandemic times, I was thinking more like early 2020.... 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
2333 I don’t suppose you’ve seen my keys have you ? 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2334 It's been a long year. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2335 - When you told me about giving a minimalist look to the house I really thought you had Scandinavian design in mind... 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
2336 No thank you. I already have car insurance. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2337 I want you to do the interior design for my cave 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
2338 You didn’t understand Plato’s Republic either? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2339 Am I the only one still taking social distancing seriously? 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
2340 Now that the world is opening up again I'm rethinking my feelings about your new look and our decision to buy this vacation cave. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2341 This is what you're building in our basement? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2342 You can come out of your cave, we have achieved herd immunity! 1.3167 0.08058 60 46 9 5
2343 So this is what you do with my wheel?! 1.3167 0.08401 60 47 7 6
2344 I love what you've done with the place. You've really preserved the history. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2345 Is it just me or does this virtual work space tell me way more than I ever needed to know about my co-workers? 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2346 I see you’re back. I’ve totally evolved since you’ve been away. 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
2347 Well, the light, table, chair and cup is a definite start, but you still have a really long way to go... 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2348 You should try one – I feel so free & easy on the hunt – really allows my skin to breathe. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2349 Sparkling or still? 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2350 Now that we are both vaccinated, why don’t you go to a barber? That pandemic beard is so 2020. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2351 I appreciate that you put in electricity, but it still doesn’t feel like “our” place. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2352 When did you come from? 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
2353 I didn’t mean a literal cave John. Just somewhere where the neighbors won’t ask us to a potluck. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2354 So not wanting a breakfast nook in my man cave makes me a Neanderthal? 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
2355 Centuries from not, this table will be known as Mid Century Modern 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
2356 look at it this way, it could be worse. 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
2357 I'm sorry, Jim, but I just don't know if I can go on living with someone who's perpetually stuck in the past. 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2358 Our marriage will never survive unless you buy-in to the full cave dweller motif. 1.3158 0.06130 76 59 12 5
2359 The barista is right up there with fire and the wheel. 1.3158 0.08361 57 44 8 5
2360 I get the 'sale' part. Explain again about 'fire' 1.3158 0.09080 57 46 4 7
2361 You seem progressive. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2362 Out of mastodon. Grubs Neanderthal is kinda interesting. 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2363 I was told there’d be no Zoom here 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2364 Existential threat preparations aside, you do know you’re homeless, right? 1.3158 0.06272 76 57 15 4
2365 Ya know, babe, sometimes it feels like you're not sold on our back-to-paleo agreement. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2366 Have you seen my sandals? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2367 Nice, a light near the end of the tunnel” 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2368 I thought my sister was joking when she described the dating scene as "coffee and cavemen." 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
2369 I don't mean to be a bear... 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2370 This job is making me bat crazy. 1.3151 0.07000 73 57 10 6
2371 If you are done with your caveman fantasy, you can carry me over your shoulder until we get back to our condo. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
2372 And how, exactly, am I supposed to "Pull up a chair?" 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2373 We've both been vaccinated; don't you think we can go out now? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2374 Fine, I'll try therapy. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2375 It was then that Zach realized that maybe his man-cave was a bit too cheugy. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
2376 So you're saying minimalism got you here? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2377 It’s not you, it’s Mesolithic. 1.3151 0.06433 73 55 14 4
2378 Would it help if I shaved my legs? 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
2379 I got you the light. What's plumbing? 1.3148 0.08697 54 42 7 5
2380 You’re right. The writing’s on the wall. I’m finally ready to accept help. 1.3148 0.09090 54 43 5 6
2381 Hi, my name Oog. I'll be your server today. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
2382 I'm done with gathering. I've decided to be a cave painter. 1.3146 0.04950 89 66 20 3
2383 First day going back into the office huh? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
2384 It is better if you sit. There’s something I need to tell you. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
2385 Are you the futurologist? 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2386 Do you have anything that's paleo? 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
2387 Soooooooooo, I've decided not to evolve, is that a problem? 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2388 You must be new around here. That’s my usual table... 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2389 I think you're taking the idea of man cave too literally. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2390 I know, but my photo on Tinder was taken before the pandemic. 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
2391 I know it's been awhile since you last opened but where are he pastries? 1.3143 0.06119 70 52 15 3
2392 Well, John, I think you’ve proven your point that both fashion AND decor are cyclical. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2393 you have been working from home way to long man 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2394 Sorry, no outlets. Also, what’s an outlet? 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
2395 The brontosaurus burger is prepared over an open flame, assuming we can find two sticks to rub together. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
2396 This neighborhood is gentrifiying very rapidly! 1.3137 0.09071 51 40 6 5
2397 You may be the breadwinner, but I'm still the hunter-gatherer here. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
2398 It's time we discussed rejoining civilization. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
2399 I decided we need a more modern look”. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2400 If we split up, who gets the table? 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2401 Ok, you can stay, but the furniture needs to go. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2402 So, I hear you’re into antiques 1.3134 0.07729 67 52 9 6
2403 Don’t worry, whatever is said in this therapy cave, in the middle of nowhere with no one around for miles, stays here. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
2404 You seem to be too old for me but thank you! 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2405 I'm not caving into buying this place 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
2406 The chef has a lovely filet mastodon today. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
2407 I wish this place had more paleo options. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2408 Let’s talk about kids. What names do you like for a Neanderthal? 1.3133 0.06164 83 63 15 5
2409 I am sure you have another mammoth lie about why there's no dinner tonight 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2410 Can you let me know the WiFi password in here? 1.3133 0.06164 83 63 15 5
2411 Do you have both of your shots? 1.3125 0.07992 64 50 8 6
2412 Honey, did you get all that from Ikea? 1.3125 0.05790 80 62 13 5
2413 I don't think I'm getting the results I expected from this Paleo diet. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2414 Decaf or regular? 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
2415 It's just that you're so basic. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
2416 Food is good,place looks nice,the mammoths you get used to. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
2417 Honey, I think I need a man cave. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2418 I invented 'it's not you it's me!' 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
2419 Look, I'm tired of this hunter-gatherer relationship. I need to evolve. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
2420 They're cold, but LEDs last hundreds of years. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2421 So sorry you're disappointed about not seeing The Stones at the Hard Rock Cafe. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2422 I'm guessing this is slow roasted? 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2423 Tell me again how the future is better. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2424 I'm not going to continue this conversation until you can find a more civilized tone of voice. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
2425 I made it a cafe. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2426 My name is Rocco, thank you for dining with us tonight. I thought you may want to hear our wild catch of the day! 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2427 It won't work if you hang on to the future. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2428 I AM the manager, Karen. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2429 I know we've evolved and adapted during the pandemic but everyone is still expected to come back to the office. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2430 Zog, we need to grunt. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2431 Member, hatchback, practical, amoeba, Waterloo, tungsten. ....but all we have is decaf. 1.3125 0.07388 48 34 13 1
2432 Sorry I’m late I discovered fire 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2433 Just telling you as a co-worker and a friend, this company is evolving.... 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2434 I can't write down your order, writing hasn't been developed yet. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
2435 Don’t try those caveman tactics on me! 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2436 23 and Me said you were my relative...I want my money back. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2437 Do you close once Hunter/Gatherer season kicks back up? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2438 Rosalind, you have to stop treating me like I'm from the Stone Age. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
2439 Why you wearing my dress? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2440 I call it “gentrification” 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
2441 I talked to the contractor. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2442 You just have to come to terms with it. I’ve evolved. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2443 Honey, when you said you were setting up your new man cave, I just naturally thought..... 1.3115 0.06419 61 43 17 1
2444 I told you to make it homey, not modern. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
2445 I think we’ve out grown each other. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2446 Yes, Outlander is my favorite show and, no, this did not turn out as I expected. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2447 I know you can’t understand me Grog, but I think we need to see other people. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
2448 I think you’re the one who has stopped evolving in this relationship. You won’t even wear your pants anymore. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2449 Hunting and gathering isn't paying bills, so I'm asking for a divorce. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2450 Of course we can't see eye to eye on things. You're living in another century! 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2451 I’ll be giving your cafe 5 stars on GRUNT. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2452 He got the house, the car and the dog. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2453 It's not you, Klogg, it's me...I've...evolved. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2454 I’ve been in quarantine since the Paleolithic era - I’m going to need something stronger. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2455 Who’s ready for return to office? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2456 It's just that, when you said you were paleo, this wasn't what I was expecting. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2457 Oh yeah. Well I feel like I waited a millennia for a good table, too. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2458 I went strict Paleo, and it pretty much snowballed from there. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
2459 Have you been living under a rock? No one orders oat milk anymore. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
2460 How long have you been here? 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2461 I'm here to discuss you car's warranty 1.3103 0.08234 58 45 8 5
2462 I give up my job, get rid of all earthly possessions, and you want us to move back to SoHo? 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
2463 Philosophical enlightenment was a mistake 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
2464 Sorry, Ma’am. Outdoor dining only. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2465 It’s mid epoch modern. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2466 When we seated you, you said your entire party was here. We're going to need you to give up the table. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2467 Just want to meet an old-fashioned guy? CaveDate.com 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2468 Your sous vide egg bites will be another sixty thousand years. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2469 We need to have a grunt. 1.3099 0.07663 71 56 8 7
2470 Seriously,you did not come back to this cave without the oatmilk. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2471 Would you like to draw on the walls while you wait? 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2472 "Brian, I think you've taken this minimalism thing too far." 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2473 You look nothing like your profile cave drawing. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
2474 I'm willing to live off-grid with you but coffee is non-negotiable. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
2475 Private, recently updated, north facing dwelling with expansive property. If you list it above your asking price it’ll fetch at least 3x that, believe me. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2476 Women are equals. Chang my mind. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
2477 Sorry, Ayak, I’m on my break. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2478 When did we agree to transition from man-cave to dining nook? 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
2479 I’m hunting for a wolly mammoth rug, I think it’ll really tie the room together. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2480 We haven't invented chairs yet. May I pull up a rock? 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
2481 All we need now to make it feel like home is a few pictographs. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2482 I have the menu memorized - water. 1.3091 0.08557 55 43 7 5
2483 We've been open since before the pandemic. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2484 When you said we should go "Paleo", I thought you just meant our diet. 1.3091 0.08557 55 43 7 5
2485 Feel free to run wild, I’ll keep myself domestic and civilized 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2486 I’m sorry Elaine, you’re just moving too fast for me. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2487 The evolution of outdoor dining: first tents, then igloos, now caves... 1.3091 0.06803 55 39 15 1
2488 I asked the genie to transfer me a million yen, not a million years. 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
2489 I’ve evolved 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2490 I used to work here before it became a Starbucks. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2491 You sold all our stuff for Bitcoin, didn’t you? 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2492 I’m getting sick of working from home 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2493 Sure, your book said we had to move to this cave and get rid of all our worldly possessions, but why do I need to dress like this? 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2494 Ah...I see you discovered the new Ikea. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2495 The paleo diet was one thing, but this is getting out of control. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2496 Weaving? Carpentry? Electricity? Pottery? How long have I been napping? 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2497 Sorry, my online dating photo is not current. Neither am I.” 1.3088 0.07629 68 53 9 6
2498 So, is this a ‘real clothes’ place, or can I keep wearing this? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2499 I'm sorry, but it's time to move on. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2500 „When your tinder account said that you’re a conservative guy glorifying the past, I thought you’re just a white old man voting for the Republicans...“ 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2501 I’m sorry! No mask no service! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2502 I recommend a Paleo diet and you’ll feel as good as new! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
2503 The same, but different. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2504 Is that a dress or a tunic? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2505 I think this "man cave" thing has gone too far... 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
2506 You've taken this man cave thing a bit too far. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2507 You must be Grog. 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
2508 I still don't see how this is so much better than my pile of rocks. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2509 .and I bet you are going to tell me that you have a problem with the Woman wearing the pants in the Family...? 1.3077 0.07369 78 62 8 8
2510 This just might work because I like to wear the pants in the house. 1.3077 0.05782 91 69 17 5
2511 We need to talk about who's going to wear the pants around here. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2512 "Just how long have you been up?" 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
2513 So what do you do? 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2514 You're so yesterday! 1.3077 0.07369 78 62 8 8
2515 Don’t be such a Neanderthal. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2516 The coffee maker hasn’t been invented yet. Is there anything else that I can get you? 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2517 Hi, I made a reservation 1 year ago for outdoor-indoor-outdoor dining under “Wallace”, but I’m hoping your dress code is flexible. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2518 Is Covid over yet? 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
2519 We run out of croissants, but I can offer you freshly hunted mammoth 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2520 And I was thinking the saber tooth rug could go here. 1.3077 0.07369 78 62 8 8
2521 Sooooo, you're saying I can't let go of the past? I don't see what you're talking about... 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2522 2% brontosaurus milk ok ? 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
2523 You’re quite late. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
2524 Is there a gluten free option for the Eucharist? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
2525 Darlene, I thought told you not to redecorate my man cave 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
2526 I don't know who you are anymore. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2527 Could you paint something on the walls for posterity? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2528 Excuse me, miss—I believe you’re in the wrong century. 1.3067 0.05687 75 53 21 1
2529 Our mammoth special today is free range and grass fed. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2530 When the genie offered mid-century modern, I thought she meant this century. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2531 Sorry Lenore, the vegan lifestyle is just a deal breaker for me. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2532 No, I am not Jerry Garcia, but I am from San Francisco!! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2533 When you finally have your first date with the guy you met online before the COVID-19 pandemic. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
2534 let's talk about evolution 1.3067 0.06704 75 59 10 6
2535 Thanks for coming inside. We won’t be opening our drive-through for another 100,000 years. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2536 Your cave is lovely but have you considered manscaping? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2537 You moved my rock. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2538 Java Man. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2539 OK, IT TAKES ONE...ONE CAVE MAN TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB, OK??? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW. !!!! 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2540 I’m well aware of the housing shortage, but I was here first. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
2541 You really nailed the paleo vibe. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2542 We may be overdoing this whole Paleo thing. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
2543 Ma’am, this is a paleo coffee house. We only serve prehistoric blends. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2544 Do I have to paint you a picture? 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2545 Do you have a menu for the paleo diet? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2546 You were right, modern furniture really ties this place together. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
2547 IKEA showrooms offer a snapshot of what your future could look like 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2548 Am I intruding? 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2549 Welcome to the future, may I take your order? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2550 It's actually all from IKEA 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2551 Enough is enough. Just get the shot, Fred. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
2552 I agreed to this ‘back to basics’ thing, but I’m not giving up the coffee maker, Tyler 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
2553 Sure you don’t want a dimmer? 1.3061 0.08847 49 38 7 4
2554 Hi, I am your date for the day 1.3061 0.09315 49 39 5 5
2555 This isn't just a man cave. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2556 I thought we were going to consult each other before we made remodeling decisions." 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2557 You evolved without me?! 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
2558 Sorry Carl, but I just had to move on. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2559 Can we at least consider getting cable? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2560 I'm sorry, but you're in the wrong cave. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2561 Paleo, Mammoth or Soy? 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2562 Honey, we have to grunt. 1.3056 0.05643 72 53 17 2
2563 2019 AD, BC.* *Anno Domini, Before Covid. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2564 A few drawings of your last mammoth hunt would really brighten the room 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2565 Cookies are extra. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
2566 So I take it that I’m never gonna wear the pants in this relationship. 1.3051 0.08463 59 47 6 6
2567 I know it’s hard, but the Civil Rights Act was passed 57 years ago. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2568 I thought we were going to discuss the furniture purchase together? 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
2569 I felt the least I could do would be to he to help decorate your man cave. 1.3051 0.06046 59 41 18 0
2570 By 'evolve our relationship', you mean my clubbing days are over. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
2571 I know you like working from home, but I have come to realize that I really miss the office! 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
2572 Sorry, we don’t take Crypto. 1.3051 0.08801 59 48 4 7
2573 I’m going to call it Starbucks. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
2574 It's not appropriation if I let you live here too 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2575 Us need talk. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
2576 you haven’t seen seen game of thrones either? 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
2577 Our mammoth is all free-range. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
2578 I’m sorry but we only serve Paleo dishes here 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2579 Your the bread winner...go get bread 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2580 I like your Cro Magnon- Scandinavian design. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2581 I realize we live in a cave John, but we don't have to look like it. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2582 I have to admit that my version of our paleolithic role-playing fantasy didn't involve herbal tea. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2583 Your midlife crisis has gotten way out of control. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2584 Welcome to Café Paleo. I'll be your hunter-gatherer. Do you prefer your protein live, clubbed, or blanched in molten lava? 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
2585 At least the roof doesn't leak. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2586 As you can see, I'm a minimalist. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
2587 Would you like another woolly mammoth wild pumpkin spice iced cappuccino? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2588 It’s time we started talking about your personal evolution. 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
2589 Meeting yourself after COVID-19 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
2590 Honey, it’s all from Ikea. Greta would approve. I promise 1.3043 0.07809 69 55 7 7
2591 Isn’t checkout at 11:00? 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2592 I want to apologize for clubbing you and dragging you in here by your hair. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2593 I think I'll pull up a rock and join you. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2594 The kitchen isn't finished yet. 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
2595 Bottled or tap? 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2596 I hope you don’t think this is a “Tunnel of Love” 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
2597 The lighting is good, but the decor is a bit dramatic, don’t you think? 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2598 I'm sorry, but we won't have fresh croissants until the Mesolithic. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2599 I’ve always felt we were from two different worlds. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2600 This is the last outfit, what do you think? 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2601 And the only tool you needed was an allen wrench? 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
2602 I think it might be time to go back to the office. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
2603 What is that thing over my head, how does it work, and who the hell is Thomas Alva Edison!? 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
2604 Depilatory? What's a depilatory? 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
2605 Did you come here for the pictographs? 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
2606 Don't you have any to-go cups? 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
2607 Ok, darling, once you‘ve finished your coffee, you‘ll go hunt and I‘ll do the dishes, clean the cave and home school the kids. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
2608 Do I look thinner without a mask? 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
2609 Coming to a streaming service near you it’s Wife Swap, Time Traveller edition. 1.3036 0.06941 56 43 10 3
2610 We’ve decluttered enough. 1.3036 0.08798 56 45 5 6
2611 The only downside is that I've been spending a lot more on hair products. 1.3034 0.05397 89 69 15 5
2612 No, this is the kitchen. I told you to wait in the den. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
2613 The quarantine gave me a chance to reassess my needs. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2614 I said I wanted to go out for prime rib, not primitive! 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2615 It’s not working out. It’s like you’re from a different time. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2616 No, but we do have rocky road. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2617 We're out of mastodon milk. They told me we have some fresh white fluid from oats, though. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2618 you swiped right by accident ? 1.3030 0.07776 66 52 8 6
2619 Juliet,I said you could visit,not move in. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2620 We've grown apart,Krogg. I have a Keurig now. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2621 Well, I WAS gonna tell you about this "wheel" thing I made... 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2622 I guess I have been gone a long time. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2623 Is this 'pre-pandemic' enough for you? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2624 Your latte will be ready in about 30,000 years 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2625 You said I could pick the furniture, if I let you paint the walls. You don’t see me complaining about your “mural”. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2626 I think you’ve taken this artisan/hipster thing a little too far 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2627 I redecorated your man cave, it was too old-fashioned. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2628 Maybe we're taking this cave mentality too far. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2629 What’s Brooklyn? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2630 Honey what happend to you? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2631 Honey, your willingness to start again from scratch is quite commendable. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
2632 I've staged an intervention. You've evolved and I'm worried about you. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2633 No chair and tea for me? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2634 So this is what they meant by "character house with exposed stone walls". 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2635 Things aren’t evolving the same for you and me. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2636 you didn't move yet? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2637 Evolution is a farce. Prove me wrong 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2638 Bob, the family is embarrassed that you self-quarantined instead of getting vaccinated. 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
2639 Mid-which-century modern? 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
2640 At least one of us is embracing life outside the city 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
2641 When you said “let’s go clubbing!” in your dating profile, I totally got the wrong vibe. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
2642 They say hygiene and social skills devolve when working from home, but that's just office-centric bias. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
2643 I guess I’m just still unclear how you got a copy of the catalogue in the first place. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
2644 I don’t think this is what they meant by living in past. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
2645 No coaster, huh? 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
2646 I’d love to join you if someone could invent a second chair. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2647 Honey, I think we need to talk about this work-from-cave arrangement. 1.3016 0.06044 63 49 11 3
2648 We used to sell donuts, but we found a better use for them. 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
2649 I expected someone more button-down but your story intrigues me. 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
2650 So you're out of oat milk? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2651 You may be taking this whole retro-thing too far. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
2652 Actually, if we move the table to the center of the cave, I think it will feel even cozier. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2653 Ka-la, you are certainly a cavewoman ahead of your time. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2654 Have you been waiting Long? 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2655 Why do you always get the chair? 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2656 Just so you know, we’ve already received three cash offers. 1.3016 0.07024 63 49 10 4
2657 Let me get this straight, I can save 15% on car insurance just by switching to gieco?? 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
2658 I don’t, just showed up, AMAZON? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2659 Sorry your latté took so long. Ever tried to milk a mammoth…? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2660 What do you mean there is no paleo menu? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2661 Pull up a rock, and sit down. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2662 So what, i'm just supposed to pull up a rock? 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2663 Who is Ikea and what is hygge? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2664 But where am I going to plug in my laptop?” Amy asked 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2665 Ok, I was wrong! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2666 Verne isn't here. He went to 2020 and got quarantined. 1.3012 0.05617 83 65 15 3
2667 You are too early for the appointment. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2668 I mean, the table and chair are fine, but the lamp is a bit too much 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2669 I think we should hire an interior decorator. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
2670 what time is it"? 1.3011 0.05879 93 73 15 5
2671 There's nothing quite so civilizing as a nice cup of tea. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2672 Do you come here often? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2673 Naw, I'm not Neanderthal, it's just that our profit margin is so low we can only afford these bear-skin tunics for our company uniforms. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2674 I ' m calling it a "mug"-- would you like another one? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2675 And to think a cave man can’t even have a man cave. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2676 They said the chairs are on backorder--something about an epidemic over in Macedonia. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2677 I’m sorry Bill, your idea of the “Simple life” has gone way too far. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2678 Now you’re drinking coffee. You’ve changed. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2679 They only wanted to discuss the wheel and fire. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2680 I invented electricity. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2681 Is that your machine parked outside? 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2682 I’m leaving you Derek, and I’m taking the Canis lupus domesticus with me 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2683 I specifically requested a virtual IKEA meeting. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2684 I think it’s just… I’m woke and you’re another old, white, male. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2685 You're back. I'll order another chair. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2686 You’ll have to wait; Our cook is still out clubbing. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2687 It was at this moment that Doug met his future wife 1.3000 0.08690 50 39 7 4
2688 How can I turn off my video during our in-person interview? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2689 I see you’re in your Allegory of the Cave phase again. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
2690 The writing was on the cave wall. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2691 This is the only style that we can afford now 1.3000 0.06264 80 62 13 5
2692 Your new moo moo looks good Dan 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2693 At least one of us kept up our looks during quarantine... 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
2694 Congrats on reaching a post-COVID state, Susan. I'm not quite there yet. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2695 Look honey, I know you wanted a Man-Cave, but isn't this a bit much? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2696 I am your future 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2697 I’ll be back with that new lightbulb in about 40,000 years. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2698 Sorry I’m Late. What’s new? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2699 This age thing is really killing us. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2700 You must be the gal from lavalife 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2701 Why aren't you in your lion skin? We paid a lot to come to Cave World 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
2702 You've got what you wanted -- NOW can we mate? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2703 Sorry we are mandated for low capacity. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
2704 Does this ‘spark joy’? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2705 Will you be dining alone this evening? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2706 I heard you have an extensive paleo menu. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2707 You want to know why I'm leaving you? Because I've evolved and you haven't. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2708 Post modern is so passé. 1.2985 0.06021 67 50 15 2
2709 Wow,new decor! Do you still serve the blonde vanilla,nonfat,double espresso Latte? 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2710 Um yes... everything on the menu is Paleo 1.2985 0.06560 67 52 11 4
2711 We need to discuss this 'Man-Cave' situation. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2712 I’ve always had a soft spot for Mid-century Mesolithic design. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2713 ... our lives are caving in two different directions 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2714 You don’t look like your tinder photos. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2715 Pandemic is over. Back to the before times. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
2716 Well, this is unexpected. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
2717 We’re not reinventing the wheel, Karen 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2718 I thought we agreed on a contemporary style? 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2719 You were always light years ahead of me 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
2720 It’s just that women are more evolved than men. 1.2982 0.08658 57 46 5 6
2721 please smash the lights out 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
2722 It’s called simple living. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2723 I'm staying right here until the remodeling is done. 1.2979 0.08557 47 36 8 3
2724 When I suggested this wasn't what I had in mind, Frank.. 1.2979 0.09081 47 37 6 4
2725 Ronald Reagan? The actor?!" 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
2726 How would you feel if we went off the grid? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
2727 So is this your first time using Cave-peoplemeet.com? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2728 Hi, welcome to the Paleolithic cafe... we haven’t developed cooking tools yet so it will take a while... want to hear our specials? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2729 I remodeled the house to reflect how I feel inside. 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
2730 You looked a lot younger on Tinder. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2731 It's just your judgemental look I don't get. It's a lifestyle 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2732 You’ve changed. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2733 So your saying 'bearded and semi-clothed' will become fashionable for men again? 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2734 Would you please turn out the light? We prefer it dark 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
2735 You’ve changed. Is it your hair? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2736 If I evolve, may I sit with you? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2737 Trust me, one day there'll be light. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2738 The light is nice but I'd really like a two bedroom. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2739 Find your own man cave, caveman. 1.2969 0.07931 64 51 7 6
2740 I must have known you in another lifetime. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2741 We're caving in so...looks like the position isn't available anymore. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2742 So, I guess you aren’t coming to Jessica’s tonight? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2743 I think we need some space-time 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2744 The kids wouldn't stop drawing on the walls during quarantine, so we just decided to run with it. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
2745 Your Tinder profile didn’t mention Neanderthal 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2746 Enough is enough John. There’s a Vaccine now. Come home. Please. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2747 Today’s special is mastodon soup with fresh maggots. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2748 Seeing you in this new light doesn't really do it for me. 1.2963 0.06197 81 63 13 5
2749 It's nice – but have you ever seen a mancave? 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
2750 Babe, you know the Paleo craze is a diet, right? 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
2751 I just think you are not committed to my "Back to Nature" lifestyle. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
2752 I think you are evolving much more in this relationship than I am. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
2753 Sometimes I feel like I don’t even know you. 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
2754 Can I try your insect repellent? 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
2755 I don't mean to nitpick darling, hmm well actually I do. 1.2963 0.08619 54 43 6 5
2756 You’re probably wondering why I called you in today. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2757 If you’d like to go full paleo, we can turn the light off. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2758 I was hoping that the light would be at the end of the tunnel. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
2759 You're always early. The Age of Enlightenment is centuries away. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2760 Why? Have you never seen how a single man lives? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2761 I'd solo hunt a wooly mammoth for a good croissant! 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2762 Coffee, tea or me? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2763 You always act like you're better than me. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2764 Tristan had got the hipster coffee shop vibe half right. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2765 Hey, you are in my chair. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2766 I heard this little hole in the wall has the best steak salad 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2767 You really invented the wheel here with this decor. Visionary, truly. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2768 You described yourself as "a man of the earth" -- not a caveman. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2769 If you can sit still, I'll start my paintings. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2770 I understand you’re the first man in history, but you’re no longer the first man in my heart, Cronk. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2771 You're still upset with Gillette? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2772 Honey, aren't you taking this Paleo diet a little too far? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2773 Lisa was beginning to think it might be time for Larry to work at the office again. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
2774 this work from home thing as really shown who wears the pants in this relationship. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2775 I first saw you in the drawings on the cave wall but what is that strange thing you sit upon and those objects next to you? 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2776 Should we keep the cave for hybrid work from home days 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2777 Want to cave in and go out? 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2778 Have you seen my cell phone? 1.2951 0.08213 61 49 6 6
2779 I thought we’d agreed to go with a more Early Paleolithic look. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2780 I think it’s time we admit we’re at different stages in life. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2781 It didn't help that you smashed the time machine. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2782 Starbucks is popping up everywhere! 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2783 ...And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get here?" 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2784 John, the lockdown is over. It's time to go to work. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2785 The interior designer called it ‘Hygge Pliocene.’ 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2786 Yes; we offer a degree in archeology. Do you think you may be interested in that program? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2787 If your mother was a virgin, who exactly was your father? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2788 It's nothing you did, it's just that we're just not progressing at the same rate. 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
2789 You do realize that nothing about this cartoon makes sense. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2790 Get ready for a real adventure. We're saddling T-Rex. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2791 Sorry miss, the Starbucks is 2 caves over. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2792 What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2793 You look nothing like your profile picture. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2794 May I bring you a brontosaurus burger or perhaps some biscotti? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2795 And would Madam like her woolly mammoth steak rare this evening? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2796 Trog wonders, 'who wears the pants in this cave?' 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2797 I'll give you a refill, but you'll have to do your own warm-up. 1.2941 0.05948 68 54 10 4
2798 We wanted to disrupt the all day cafe with a locally sourced menu in a relaxed minimalist rustic space. 1.2941 0.08985 51 41 5 5
2799 The coffee is cold. Can you invent fire and heat this up? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2800 You’re ruining my cave with your modern day complications. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2801 You're telling me you aren't one of the disciples? 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2802 Are you early, or am I late?" 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2803 Now I understand why Plato said no one could leave the cave. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2804 We brought you back to life so you could teach us how to be human. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2805 Isn't this taking the Paleo Diet a bit too far? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2806 Can I make you another chair? 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2807 Thanks for visiting my man cave. I'll come over to your ladyplace tomorrow. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2808 How in hell did this place get four stars? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2809 No need to hunt; just gather some coffee please. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2810 I am protesting Neanderthals wearing animal skins!!! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2811 I’m just saying, if you add more tables, more people might come. 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2812 Do I also have to order food? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2813 Where is your Mask? Covid ? Never heard of it ! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2814 Stan. I said we need to see other people. Not- BE other people" 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2815 For the last time, they weren’t finger paintings. I’m the voice of a generation. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2816 I just invented the wheel. We need to seriously consider going tiny. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2817 What’s a croissant? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2818 I told you this is my "man cave," and what I don't want in it are things yet to be invented, and a woman. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2819 Without socks, definitely without, not even close. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
2820 I'm a traditional Neanderthal. I just think a woman's place is in the cave. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2821 There’s a new IKEA down by the tar pit. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
2822 So. You've moved on. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
2823 You’re right, minimalist look does go well in a cave. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
2824 Sarah’s time travel journey to prehistoric times was awkward and uneventful. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
2825 Yeah, Neaderthals really don't get the coffee jazz club concept. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2826 I’m sorry, Grok, but I’ve realized I could never be comfortable raising our children Neanderthal. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2827 A cozy corner in every cave is our mission 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2828 Utilities are included but you need to provide your own Wi-Fi. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
2829 This is our economy floor plan. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2830 Yeah the open floor concept is great, but to be honest, I’m a little concerned about the neighbors 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
2831 I don’t care if it’s on Zoom this year, you’re wearing pants to my company retreat 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
2832 I brought the light at the end of the tunnel closer to cheer you up 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2833 Have you seen Wilson? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2834 Son, you are more than 3 million years old. It's time to leave Mom's house. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2835 Carol sipped her water and looked around at Gronk’s apartment. One chair. The dude literally only had one chair. Plus, what little furniture did exist was clearly IKEA’s cheapest line... Carol vowed this was the last time she’d let Simone set her up. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2836 It's a plus that you didn't bring your club. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2837 Well,a lot of people are regressing in quarantine 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2838 So you want to go back to the good old days. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2839 What? You think you people invented the pandemic. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2840 I've converted to follow the new god, Ikea. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2841 It's subtle Gloria, but I think your improvements on my "wheel" are mocking my abilities as an inventor. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2842 We're just from different worlds. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2843 I'm so torn--if I get vaccinated, would I still have the excuse to live like this? 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2844 Ok. Yes the electric light is a bit anachronistic. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2845 Now, turn around, let me see how it looks in back 1.2923 0.07821 65 52 7 6
2846 What do you think, should I wear a mask before slaughtering that mammoth? 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2847 I splurged on the kitchen upgrades to increase the market value. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
2848 I'm sorry but we're not open yet 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2849 Put on your mask before you make me a cup of coffee! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2850 See, I told you, with governmental subsidies we would eventually have a roof over our head. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2851 C'mon, honey, now that the meteors have stopped, it's not that bad out there. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2852 I WAS a carpenter, you know. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
2853 Well,the brochure did say open plan 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2854 So, we’re looking for someone who can creatively write today’s Specials on the wall. 1.2917 0.08912 48 38 6 4
2855 Quarantine beard is over, Dave. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2856 That's ok, I didn't wait long. You're late only by a few millennia. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2857 Wearing the pants is not as easy as it looks honey. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2858 The Beatles?... I'm afraid you're thinking of a different Cavern Club. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2859 Welcome to Cannibal Cave. Is this your last time dining with us? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2860 Have a good first day back, Janice 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2861 So this is your first blind date, huh ? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2862 Yes, it's an intervention. You've taken your man cave mania too far. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
2863 I'm just trying to make this marriage work. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
2864 I told you I'd be back. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
2865 ‘This “No- Fi” holiday was just what we needed. What do we do about dinner?” ‘ I still have 4G...’ 1.2909 0.07188 55 43 9 3
2866 I've been a dark place for quite some time 1.2909 0.08478 55 44 6 5
2867 I’m sorry Steve, but you’re just not evolved enough to meet my needs anymore. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2868 Man cave isn't the same as Neanderthal cave? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2869 You’ll never get that promotion if you keep dressing like that. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2870 Well you don’t looks anything like your dating profile. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2871 So, this time next week? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2872 Picture this. The wheel... reinvented. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2873 So... we're vegan now..? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2874 Let me guess, you're here for the paleo-diet seminar? 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2875 My wheel, Carol? I told you, somethings are better left unspoken. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2876 What did you do with all my paintings? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2877 I don't know Eve. Apple juice just doesn't sound right. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2878 As you might have gathered, I might not have hunted. 1.2899 0.07753 69 56 6 7
2879 Describe donut-shaped 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2880 I put everything into Dogecoin. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2881 So what do you think of our deluxe man cave with electricity laid on? 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2882 I think it's time we went back outside. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2883 Honey I don't think I can do this to-do-list. I don't know what any of these words even mean. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2884 OK Leo its a new day, time to shave and get a new wardrobe and get out of this cave! 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2885 It’s only four days since my second shot. Can I pull up a chair? 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2886 Do you want to order in tonight? I’m tired of mammoth. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2887 ... so I would stop at making fire. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2888 Don’t you think some painting on the walls would beautify the room? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2889 so I can pay you 20 percent over ask all cash with a 30 day close plus no inspection and take that wooly mammoth corpse off your hands outside 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2890 We’ve 86ed the avocado toast but the unicorn toast is a nice place holder 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2891 So I get the hanging flame idea and that thing you're sitting on, but not the cup of hot mud. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2892 Me, Tarzan 2.0...You, Her/She/Hers 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2893 Welcome to the Paleo Cafe, our special today is actually extinct, so how's about some granola? 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2894 It's just frustrating that I was super clear from the get-go about wanting a mancave and now you're suddenly moving the goalposts talking about a 'kitchen'. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2895 The recessed lighting was too harsh. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2896 I’m here to tell you it’s time to come back to work at the office, now. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2897 Well, this is really organic. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2898 Management feels that you need to evolve. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2899 Sorry we nixed our paleo menu after we discovered farming. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2900 You're right, we are growing apart. It all started when you went off the Paleo diet. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
2901 HOW DID WE GET THE OVERHEAD LIGHT? 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
2902 This speed dating-time travel style is getting a little counter-intuitive. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
2903 don’t let the Boulder hit you on the way out 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
2904 So in short, don’t put your life savings in Dogecoin 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
2905 I really feel like we got back to basics this year! 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
2906 Doc, I keep having these inferiority complexes that some humans are at more advanced stages than I am. 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
2907 You shaved. 1.2881 0.06419 59 45 12 2
2908 We're growing apart, I want a divorce. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2909 Woman cave? 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
2910 Ned, I went along with you on the paleo diet thing, but this is too much.... 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2911 John, I think that our relationship has gotten out of synch. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2912 Listen Kevin, all I'm saying is I'm evolving and you're out bashing mammoth's with your friends. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2913 You forgot the cream and sugar. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2914 Could you make another chair? I'm expecting a friend. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2915 No,I can’t give you the wifi password. D’uh. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2916 Is this “business casual”? 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
2917 Sweetheart, you've been vaccinated. It's okay to go back to your office at Goldman Sachs. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2918 I thought I’d get away and I step back in time and see what you all considered fine dining 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2919 David, I’m sorry to say this, but Nomadland just isn’t for me. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2920 i know you said you were rethinking your masculinity, but I can’t be part of this journey 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2921 Sorry, indoor seating isn’t open yet 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2922 I wanted my latte with Almond milk. And you have a 5 Arrowhead rating? 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2923 Today we also don’t have any food….ahhh….would you like to see our firepit? 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2924 Yes this is a franchise, but we are privately owned. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2925 Interior design is the new cave painting. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2926 Look. Just hit two pieces of flint together. I’m telling you. You’ll thank me. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2927 For a modern woman, you certainly have some old fashioned ideas" 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2928 I see that you finally caved. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2929 Hi my name’s Kate I’m from the future here to discuss how we can prevent 2020 from being a thing. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2930 I am from the future. Although so much has changed, here we are, back in the cave. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2931 I told you skinny jeans are out, caveman is IN! 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2932 While we don’t have the budget to compensate you for your drawings, we believe this will be a great opportunity for exposure! 1.2879 0.05820 66 50 14 2
2933 I touched the Outlander Stone and here I am. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2934 I need to be in a relationship that evolves at MY pace. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2935 Isn't it your turn to get the donuts? 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2936 No ma'am, this isn't Starbucks, it really is my man cave 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2937 What is ‘Starbucks?’” 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2938 Didn't you see the signpost? This is the Twilight Zone. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2939 You do realize that 21st Century life is just a passing fad, right, Brittany? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2940 I know I told you I was a caveman Karen, but I am actually a barista. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2941 Does this look too Neanderthalish? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2942 I’m ready to go modern! 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2943 We can add paintings if you want but the other stuff needs to go 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2944 - Oh! I guess you haven't been vaccinated yet 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2945 Carve yourself a chair, we need to talk. 1.2877 0.07423 73 59 7 7
2946 I think I'll just stay in, I'm not sure I agree with the CDC on the no mask thing. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2947 Well, your Tinder picture wasn't accurate either. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2948 Welcome to THE CAVE BISTRO. I’ll be your server today. What would you like me to kill? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2949 Do you need more yak butter for your caveman coffee? 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2950 What mean "we not talk anymore?" 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2951 The pandemic look is not cool back at the office. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2952 I guess you’re not as highly evolved as you thought 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2953 ‘The turtle is escaping’ 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2954 So you’re telling me that when I read the text and didn’t answer it, you knew I read it? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2955 Ogg is speechless as he beholds the Museum of The Future 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2956 We can cook you up something, as soon we invent fire. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2957 You can't sit there all day unless you continue to buy rocks. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2958 I got lost. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2959 I forgot to tell you. We're now on the grid. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2960 You cannot work here looking like that. This is not a telecommuting job. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2961 Our entire menu is paleo-friendly. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2962 Sorry, our entire menu is keto! 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2963 Since moving into the cave, Chuck and Melinda found social distancing much less stressful. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2964 You’re upset because I’M so early? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2965 Jane, is that you? 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
2966 Lenny, your virtual Man Cave background looks terrific on ZOOM, but you'd be much more handsome in a leopard print. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2967 It's time to move on, Jennine. You can't keep living in the past. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2968 Two eggs over easy with a slab of mammoth, please. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2969 Did you grind these espresso beans with a rock? They have a hint of limestone and dark chocolate. Delicious! 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2970 I'm sorry, the woolly mammoth just went extinct. Can I get you a chicken sandwich? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2971 Well, hello Thor, I haven't seen you in ages 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2972 Thank you for coming. Where do you see yourself in the next five years? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2973 Try to understand. I've moved on while you're still living in the past. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2974 Lady, I get that the housing market is crazy, but this space is rented already. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2975 Seating capacity is limited right now. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2976 What's for dinner? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2977 Whadda ya mean only the kids can paint the walls? 1.2857 0.06629 77 62 9 6
2978 We prefer the term “minimalist” over “primitive” thank you very much. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2979 I'm starting a podcast. Want to be my first guest? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2980 sorry, we serve everything here on the rocks 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2981 ‘You still need to wear a mask’ 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2982 You'll be happier if you just live the way humans are meant to--like our ancestors. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2983 You picked this vacation paradise - you figure out how to make waffles. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2984 Of course it's not coffee. We don't yet import. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2985 Our drag-out orders are barely keeping the light on. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2986 I never realized how unhappy I would be living a simple life! 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2987 Can we talk 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2988 Tell me you’re into social distancing without telling me you’re into social distancing 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2989 I am here from the future with a warning. Get vaccinated. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2990 Stan, a shift dress is just not appropriate for the cave. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2991 So I guess dragging you by your hair is out? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2992 I told you we would lose our deposit if you drew on the walls. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2993 We are sorry John, we’ve messed it up and got it all wrong 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2994 Maybe you could try something new. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2995 Honey, don't you think your hemline is a tad risqué? 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2996 I just invented this thing called language because we need to talk 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2997 Welcome to Paleolithic cafe. May I take your order. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2998 Don’t get me wrong - I like the beard 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2999 Do they still call it Palestine?” ... *sips coffee* .... “Not since 1948. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
3000 I'm really an actor, just working here to prepare for my next role. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
3001 The electric bill is killing us. An old school fire will get us light and hot coffee. 1.2841 0.03409 88 70 16 2
3002 Explain again why men get to do all the hunting and we have to do all the gathering? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
3003 Are you enjoying your man cave, darling? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
3004 I’m sorry, but this just isn’t working. I need more, but you seem to be stuck in the Minimalithic Period. . . . 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
3005 I think I have evolved beyond this relationship.... 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
3006 If you must know, the last straw was the paleo diet. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
3007 I never suspected that Starbucks would choose this location. 1.2838 0.05616 74 58 13 3
3008 We only have sugar. There is nothing artificial in this cave. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
3009 I’m too Neanderthal for this postmodern thing. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
3010 I’ll give you 15 over the asking price 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
3011 Today’s special is stone soup 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
3012 I always tend to live in the past 1.2838 0.05277 74 53 21 0
3013 Have you considered taking out life insurance? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
3014 I know this great place for an authentic Paleo experience! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
3015 You want go clubbing with Ug? 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3016 What year am I in again? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3017 Throg knew, that when his favorite cave had become a cafe, it was time to leave. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
3018 It's the Monday Special, no tip, I drag you out by your hair. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3019 You've been shopping. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3020 Sorry, mammoth was taken off the menu 10,000 years ago. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3021 When did we get electricity and coffee? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3022 The indoor cafe is a seasonal concept- we're here until the bears hibernate. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3023 Roger, I think you're taking this role playing bit a little too far. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3024 I'm Sally, you must be Harry. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3025 I want to come back. I don't know how to do anything without you. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3026 Jeez when I said let's hang out like the old times, you didn't have go all neanderthalian on me. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3027 Ben, it’s time to come home. Things are better now 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
3028 George. You’ve taken this Paleo diet too far… 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3029 When did we get electricity? 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3030 Luckily I didn’t cave in during lockdown 1.2836 0.06311 67 52 12 3
3031 I don't know anything about saving you on car insurance, but if you give me 15 hours of your time, you too can own a share of this rustic vacation getaway. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3032 Our specials today are grilled T Rex breast or fried pterodactyl wings with spicy sauce. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
3033 It's about time. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3034 Let me tell you about our 'paleo diet' specials 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3035 I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Our conservative customers find your attire disruptive. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
3036 I'd like to discuss opening our relationship. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3037 Putting a light here is a bit misleading, don’t you think? 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3038 Sorry, but we've been out of pterodactyl wings for some time now. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
3039 We already have a table, chair, light, and a cup. What’s next? An area rug. When does it end? 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3040 I've been feeling like the walls are caving in around me 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3041 I'm looking at my future me and my future world right now. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
3042 The daily special is whatever creeps in here next. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
3043 I’ve had enough of your caveman mentality! 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
3044 I wanted a place to enjoy your paintings. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
3045 You are living in my cave,and you are going to have to do things my way 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3046 I just love your hygge lifestyle 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
3047 Now I totally understand what it feels like to be in the Stone Age during this period of Isolation and Quarantine. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3048 You really took “quarantine” to a whole other level, Ted.” 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
3049 Okay, but I hunted AND gathered last night. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3050 So, you did eat carbs? I guess that caveman diet wasn't based on science afterall. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3051 Way to modern. I was thinking more early troglodyte. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
3052 You need to get with the times. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
3053 Yes! There is light at the end of THIS tunnel! 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3054 This online shopping has to stop. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
3055 How do you think you’ll adjust when we “go back to normal?” 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
3056 It’s time to move on. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
3057 I thought you’d be happy an IKEA opened in the cave next door. 1.2826 0.04183 92 72 18 2
3058 No, a beard is Not as good as a mask. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
3059 I know it looks like a wheel, but it's actually a table. You'll get there Thag, it just takes time is all. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
3060 Did you forget to flush? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
3061 Our options today are Paleo Nouveau and Hunter-Gatherer Minceur. Our Egg of the Day is pigeon and we have the juice of various out-of-season fruits on draft. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
3062 Welcome to Stonebucks, can I take your order? 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
3063 Did you remember to order the brontosaurus burgers by pterodactyls delivery? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
3064 I’m sorry, but one of the things you lose with time travel is oat milk. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
3065 I don't want to talk about the future. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
3066 Yes, this cappuccino is Paleo-friendly. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
3067 The light is a fixture. Don’t ask where I got the coffee from 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
3068 Now that the kids are grown I think we should downsize 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
3069 Fire is nice, dear. I've invented "where the hell were you last night?" 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3070 i thought we were doing paleo 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
3071 I guess I don’t need Tinder. I mean, because of the lamp. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3072 Enough With the Paleo already! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
3073 I can think of no better way to tell you I love you and that I want us to fossilize together. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3074 Honey would you mind stopping at Starbuks. It's only down the block and 40,000 years away 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3075 Well, one of us is lost. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
3076 Do you think we should paint the walls? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3077 A new twist on carbon dating. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3078 Well, when you said we should redecorate with mid-century modern, you should have specified which century 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3079 Why do I feel like I haven't been to the office since the stone age? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3080 Nowadays it's just harder for sedimentary to pass inspection. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3081 I'm sorry, but you're just too extravagant for me. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3082 Helen I don’t see what the problem is. You have your space and I have mine. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3083 Mr. Sendahl, as an agent of the IRS it is my obligation to inform you that a cave is a cave and therefore can’t be used for any type of business office deduction. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3084 I think you’ve set the record for nursing a cup of coffee. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3085 Welcome to the Paleo cafe. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3086 If we are going through this messy evolution thing together, we need a mattress. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3087 I'm sorry, but your dating profile distinctly said Cro-Magnon 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3088 Who do you wear? 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3089 They ran out of pastries. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3090 #he will see you next 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3091 The austerity measures have been a bit extreme. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3092 Are you here to paint my walls? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3093 This goes beyond me and you 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3094 You were right all along. We never should have left the cave 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3095 For the rent you are paying it would be difficult to get much better. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
3096 Is that my green jumper? 1.2807 0.08940 57 48 2 7
3097 Woolly mammoth would be my suggestion, as long as you don't mind if it's been frozen for a few thousand years. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3098 I invented pants; so I get to wear them. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
3099 Valerie came in extra early to make sure she got the chair. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
3100 Your blueberry scone will be ready in about 2.6 million years. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
3101 Welcome to the first IKEA! 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3102 Can I borrow your tabletop? I want to invent the wheel 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
3103 And who said you could be modern? 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3104 That paleolithic thing lasted long enough, get over it. I'm wearing the pants now. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
3105 Would you like to hear about our Paleo options? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
3106 It's for a ZOOM Meeting. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
3107 It looks stupid now, but wait until electricity is invented 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
3108 In the future, after you've discovered electricity, this object hanging over the table will be able to shine light in the dark. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
3109 I wouldn’t survive being stuck indoors all day 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
3110 Yeah, The return to office announcement caught me by surprise. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
3111 What do you mean, you've 'never heard of the Paleo Diet'?! 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
3112 I’m sorry, Ork, but I’ve evolved. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
3113 You looked different in your Bumble profile. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
3114 Could I have a little mastodon cream in my latte? 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
3115 You’re not you when you’re plato’s allegory of the cave. Eat a snickers. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
3116 Listen, Jesus. I just don't think this "after 3 days your lunch will rise again" thing is a real money maker. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
3117 We’re gonna need that table. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
3118 No, this is not a co-working cave. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
3119 Design Within Reach again? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3120 I told you I lived under a rock 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3121 Bummer. They're out of oatmilk. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
3122 At least we're not inside a whale, like they were a few weeks ago. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3123 Sorry, we only have the mammoth's hoof tea on Fridays, getting the manager isn't going to help. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3124 A latte, you Neanderthal... L A T T E. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
3125 2021 lockdown has been lifted 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3126 Sorry. I'm just here to prepare for quarantine again. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3127 I'm developing an affection for mid-century modern. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3128 We never grunt anymore. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
3129 So when you said you wanted us to evolve our relationship, this is what you had in mind? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3130 Did you change your hair? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3131 Why Thoria! You've gone woke. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
3132 Halloween yes, Insurrection no" 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3133 Where’ve you been all my life? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3134 John, we need to talk about this Paleo diet. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3135 - "Mi casa, su casa" 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3136 Änd where do I go to get milk? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3137 Mouth of the cave. Is that locally sourced enough for you? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3138 I feel like it's been ages since we've really connected. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
3139 Time for a chat? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
3140 What do you mean, I'll never be a good enough provider for you? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3141 You told Ug there would be WiFi. Where is WiFi? 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3142 So, how’s reinventing the wheel working out? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3143 and how do you feel about that? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3144 We have to talk 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
3145 You're shedding all over the place 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
3146 Just because the real estate agent suggested a little staging would help us sell doesn't mean you have to go all la-de-da too 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
3147 you keep me safe, I will keep you wild 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
3148 Why aren't you in your she shed? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
3149 Do I look like I'm from the Stone Age? Get your own cup! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3150 I'm sorry to say we're evolving at different rates. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
3151 Get the fuck out of my man cave, you bitch. 1.2778 0.08932 54 45 3 6
3152 Sorry. I thought this was Casual Friday. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
3153 When did you invent a chair? 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
3154 Is the Wooly Mammoth milk lactose-free? 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
3155 What exactly do you mean by “evolve”? 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
3156 You’re not going to believe this, but I was the first guy to use tinder. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
3157 When you said you wanted to decorate the place, I didn't think you meant this. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
3158 I will own up to having a slight case of 'arrested development,' yes. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
3159 Beard or mask: your choice, but face covering required! 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
3160 Covid made me realize that I'm much happier not navigating the world. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
3161 Stop hunting and gathering already. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
3162 Quarantine certainly hasn't done you much good... 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
3163 I just feel like we could have gone with the LED even though we're trying to stay humble.... 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
3164 Jon, you’ve taken this minimalist look a bit far. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
3165 How is the glass ceiling as strong as this stone one? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3166 I just think our interior design aesthetics clash a bit, that’s all 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
3167 Just because you’re working from home doesn’t mean I have to change out of my pajamas 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3168 You could’ve told me that you wanted your latte iced before I built that huge fire. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
3169 I should have paid closer attention to the writings on the wall, but thanks for showing up anyway 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3170 I didn't know Ikea delivered this far. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3171 This wasn’t our deal. You said “Manhattan to Green Acres”. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3172 I'm waiting for a friend. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3173 ‘Ugh’ is not an answer. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3174 I don't know honey - I like it but it just feels so.... cavey. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3175 'There's only one seat.' 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3176 Jake, we have to talk. I know we’ve been together since highschool, but we kinda grew apart 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3177 Let me tell you: 2020 was such a crazy year! 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3178 Dogecoin went down 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3179 I know we give off that vibe, but we really aren't a Starbucks. Is that coffee, by the way? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3180 This is an intervention, Darlin’. You need to lose the caveman. 1.2769 0.07755 65 53 6 6
3181 I was told there would be croissants 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3182 ‘ Jon, when you said you wanted to live in simpler times, this isn’t what I was picturing’ 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3183 Women, the more evolved sex since 20,000 BC 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3184 Tarzan, sit down, we have to talk 1.2769 0.07755 65 53 6 6
3185 You say that you're on fire for me, but I don't know what that means just yet. 1.2766 0.08972 47 38 5 4
3186 You’re home late 1.2766 0.08441 47 37 7 3
3187 No, to be honest, this really doesn't spark joy. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
3188 Hi, I would like the stone ground grits, please. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
3189 Grab a seat and let’s evolve. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
3190 I see quarantine has treat you well 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
3191 We need to discuss your dedication to the Paleo lifestyle 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
3192 Your digital detox is over, let’s write review for this place in trip advisor on our way home. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
3193 Is this the audition for “Hipster or Homo Erectus”? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
3194 This is not gentrification, Josh. We are transitioning to a slave-based economy as we move towards feudalism. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
3195 Now that I’m seeing it for myself, living under a rock doesn’t sound so bad. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
3196 I thought we'd gone over the sanctity of the man cave 1.2763 0.05493 76 60 13 3
3197 Just think. In 25,000 years between the hours of 8-11 A.M. they'll be here to turn on our power . 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3198 Well, I get a She-shed next. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
3199 While you’re out would you pick up some paint in a light fuchsia for the kitchen? 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3200 I come to klatch from a galaxy far, far away. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3201 I must have hit reverse. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3202 I think you’re taking your man cave too seriously. 1.2759 0.08447 58 48 4 6
3203 John, I appreciate the wild honey for tea, but how many times do I have to tell you that when they’re out of locusts you can just bring chips? 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3204 So easy, a caveman could do it. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
3205 Your WiFi is down 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3206 It’s safe to come out now. He lost 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3207 Nice to meet you in person. Your Zoom background was fantastic! 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
3208 Good lord, this place is so B.C. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3209 if only Plato told us there's a light at the end of the cave and it comes with refreshments 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3210 Oh yeah, you can find my profile on Friendster & Myspace, Jill. 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
3211 Honey, this is called ultra-minimalism" s 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3212 Well well well... while you were out hunting for some other gatherer I was here moving on . 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
3213 See, science isn’t so scary... 1.2759 0.06866 58 46 9 3
3214 As a result of the pandemic the Hard Rock Cafe had to downscale slightly 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
3215 Honest, I'm not just a troglodyte. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3216 Sorry, no outside food or drink allowed. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
3217 I know you think it’s your cave, but the in the future we decided to claim our past 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3218 This isn't Idaho. No service unless you're wearing a mask. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3219 I think I'm going to keep this pandemic style. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3220 are you also thinking about hardwood floors? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3221 The fire is out. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
3222 I thought you wanted us to be minimalist. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3223 I get the feeling you are not embracing my journey on the Paleolithic diet 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3224 The next step is yours. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
3225 You're sitting in my chair 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3226 This was the only place I could escape distance learning. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
3227 Honey, it looks great, but we agreed that this space would be my man cave 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3228 This man cave thing has gone too far 1.2754 0.07693 69 57 5 7
3229 We always serve it stone cold. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
3230 Congratulations! You're our first customer! 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
3231 It's about time I had a man-cave too. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
3232 No, your man cave is not the new normal. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
3233 Sorry. The internet doesn't exist yet. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
3234 What did you think I meant when I said that Paleo was a lifestyle, not just a diet? 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
3235 I will hunt. I will gather.--I will not switch to decaf. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
3236 I think its time we go out. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
3237 I've come back from the 21st Century to stop patriarchy in its tracks. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
3238 But when I agreed, I thought your 'man cave' would be a garage! 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
3239 So, what are your qualifications? 1.2745 0.08891 51 42 4 5
3240 We need to redecorate 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
3241 I hope your life as an early man does not translate in the bedroom! 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
3242 Are we gonna do the whole hunting and gathering thing again tonight or can I just Postmate something real quick? 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
3243 I don’t remember agreeing to a woman cave. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3244 I’m going to take a trip to Africa to search for my roots. I should be back in about 10,000 years. I hope you won’t still be in this cold, damp cave when I return. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3245 You're right, there's no way to know what year this is 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3246 It’s all very nice, but how will we pay the electricity bill? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3247 Is this what you meant by Let's go back to my place? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3248 When you said you wanted a man cave,I had no idea how far you would take it. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3249 I’m sorry we’ve just grown apart 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3250 I told my mother that I was dating a Cro Magnon woman and she banned me from the tribe's cave. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3251 More Java? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3252 How long was I asleep? Is the costume party already over, honey? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3253 You’re pre-hysterical! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3254 #Jerry, pandemic is over. Are you ready to leave this airbnb?” 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3255 This neighborhood is so authentic. I love it. I hope it’s never gentrified. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3256 I've given up a lot to support your primitive lifestyle but I draw the line at Pottery Barn! 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3257 I know we've been in here a while but eventually you'll have to put on some pants. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3258 You don't look like your Tinder profile photo. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3259 I prefer things the old way. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
3260 Well, does my caveman costume turn you on or still nothing? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3261 Are we growing apart? 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
3262 Aren’t we taking this paleo diet a little too seriously? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3263 Why don’t you pull up that stone and join me. We have a lot to catch up on. It’s been ages. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
3264 Do you bring all your first dates to your man cave? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3265 New York? I have people there. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3266 Damn gurl you live like this ? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
3267 You’re breaking up with me? But we have so much history! 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3268 you look different than your tinder picture 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3269 You do not complete me. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3270 Well I don't think I'm taking this primitive interior design too far. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3271 You're on the Paleo diet too? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3272 Excuse me, but this is my man-cave. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
3273 Why the minimalist bullshit ? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3274 So, we're the last two people on earth and you've setup this coffee-cave.....How's business? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3275 So...what's new? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
3276 How do you survive without Netflix? 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3277 No, your right. Your profile did mention a paleo diet. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
3278 Sure I've heard of 'regression therapy', but this is pushing it a bit. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3279 Mom can I have my cellphone back I feel like my great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
3280 Soy latte? That will be another 6,000 years. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3281 I thought you said scones. We don't have scones. But we do have some tasty cinamon stones. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3282 I'm thinking of hanging ferns next. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3283 Oldest coffee house,not the best. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
3284 Linda, we need to have a serious grunt. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3285 I'm usually better with tinder. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3286 Jared! It's been eons. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3287 Welcome to Neanderthal Nostalgia where the man cave still reigns and my pronoun is He. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
3288 This is a woman cave! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
3289 “Necessity is the mother of invention “ 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3290 My espresso bar has been riddled with bad business decisions. For starters, you never go full paleo. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
3291 Of course it’s organic! Do you think I’m a savage? 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
3292 I don't care what the CDC says. I'm not going out without a beard. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3293 Our rule is 6 feet, not 6 eons. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
3294 Do you like what I’ve done with the place? 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3295 we can get you a chai latte, but it may take 50 to 100 thousand years. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3296 Don’t suppose I could have this in a takeaway..? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
3297 I know it’s your man cave, but I’d like my dress back 1.2727 0.06061 55 40 15 0
3298 Roger, I think you took minimalism too far. 1.2727 0.07530 44 33 10 1
3299 As for the walls, I'd like murals focusing on local wildlife. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3300 We need to talk about your return to the office. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3301 It's a museum visit, Steve, not a Mr.Primitive Man of the Year contest. 1.2727 0.07530 44 33 10 1
3302 So you’re saying you’re completely out of cranberry scones? 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
3303 Honey, i love you but this is not what we agreed on when you told me you wanted a ‘man cave’’. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3304 Ma’am, the dress code here is Cave Man chic” 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3305 I liked my old table, I never said I wanted to stay here, and I still don’t feel the need to shave. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3306 I know what you're thinking, and, yes, I do have a bed frame. 1.2727 0.08823 44 35 6 3
3307 This is the only place I can get away from Karen in finance 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3308 Trying this Plato’s Cave thing 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
3309 It was at that point that Urg realized Tinder was not going to help him start his fire. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3310 I spoke with Krog, I know you haven’t been going on the hunts. Is there something you want to tell me? 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
3311 At some point you need to get back to normal life, Ben. Lockdown is over. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
3312 You know , I think IKEA works great in here. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
3313 It’s over, Onk. I’m leaving and I already took out all my paintings. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3314 It’s just the little things, you know? They tell me we’ve grown apart. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3315 What can I tell you? You're a hunter, I'm a gatherer. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
3316 I have provided you with all the modern comforts. Happy now!? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
3317 It doesn't have to be a man cave, I just don't like the lamp. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
3318 Do you remember which rock we left the spare key under? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3319 Sorry we’re still not hiring 1.2714 0.05354 70 53 16 1
3320 I’m sorry- which job are you here to apply for? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3321 Who the hell is Ugg, and why is her picture on your wall? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3322 I'm Grog, your server. Can I interest you in a something from our Paleo diet menu? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3323 And you're sure that the insurance investigator won't notice? 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
3324 Be honest ... if I had a last name, would you have taken it? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3325 It doesn't feel the same now that you've tidied up 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3326 You’re always so literal. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3327 House-in-the-suburbs-man just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3328 Okay... you've been here a month. Is this seriously the only thing from the future you can teach us how to do? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3329 If you hate black coffee, don't order it Prehistoric. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3330 Make another chair and join me. I’ll wait. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3331 I'll have the bison au jus 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3332 I don't know how to say this Og, but I've moved on. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3333 Of course I’m late. No taxis anywhere! 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
3334 You need more help than HR can provide. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3335 Been to IKEA again? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3336 Normally, I would have been fired but my boss can't rub two sticks together. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
3337 So this is what $1M buys you in the desert. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3338 I wanted to tell you this in person. I think I gave you lice 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3339 I don't know, I saw it and thought it would be nice. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
3340 Whose reality is the real reality? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3341 This relationship just hasn’t evolved. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3342 It's better than Trump! 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
3343 It’s a breakfast nook. You wouldn’t know. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
3344 I'm sorry Chuck. I think you've taken the paleo diet thing too far! 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
3345 I simply adore the retro ambience here! 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
3346 No, I don’t want to go clubbing. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
3347 Me Gog, you Cynthia 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
3348 You make me want to be a better caveman. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
3349 I don't see a future for us. We're just too different. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
3350 When did you start wearing the pants in the family? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
3351 I not shave? Dating site said you were a blonde. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
3352 Neanderthal, maybe, but you're an anachronism. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
3353 It’s all I could afford. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
3354 You’re indoors? Are you also from the before times? 1.2703 0.05867 74 58 13 3
3355 No Snapchat. Me Blog. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
3356 Let's spruce the place up with the stick figure, bison motif and a fire pit. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
3357 Mind if I pull up a rock and join you? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3358 What does that mean? You wear the pants in the family? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3359 You've always been eccentric, but those things on your legs are beyond outré 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
3360 Well, as I said: Tradition has always been important to me and my family. 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
3361 Nice try, but mid-century modern won't be invented for another 50,000 years. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
3362 Do you have the keys to the wheel? 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
3363 Do you have WI FI here? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3364 So.... which vaccine did you get? 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
3365 I don’t bother bringing my laptop here anymore, either. Their coffee’s good, but the WiFi sucks. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3366 Forget wallpaper- I think we should just paint the walls. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3367 Not everything is about ambiance. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
3368 Well, whatever, that was one hell of a garage sale. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3369 I was thinking the 90’s when you said you missed the good old days. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3370 Dont freak out.. I had an interior designer over to look at our cave 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3371 So, we have decided to update our dress code as we return to the office... 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3372 I’m sorry, it must cover your mouth AND nose 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3373 What have you creatures done to our home? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3374 Well, you did say you were a little old fashioned 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3375 I know it’s been hard.. Is there anything I can do to help with securing personal hygiene items? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3376 I’m sorry, this is no longer a polling place. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3377 Amazing that that we have the electric light, wooden table and ceramic coffee cup but no razor yet. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3378 We've had this conversation before, Karen. I feel like we're trying to re-invent the wheel here. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
3379 Welcome to the Paleo Cafe: would you like to hear about our specials? 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
3380 Just one latte? 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
3381 I just heard that your branch of the human species is on the endangered list. You might want to watch and learn a bit. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
3382 Bottom line Kevin, we can't leave the cave until you ditch the beard-mask look. It's just so last year, okay? Get vaccinated, and get back to me. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
3383 You think you've had to isolate...! 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
3384 It seems like you’ve been gone for a couple millennia. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
3385 I don’t think I’ll get used to this new ‘paleo’ trend” 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
3386 Can’t you see Jane, this work from anywhere trend is going to be great for us! 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
3387 When I said I like minimalism, I didn't mean THIS. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
3388 When he mansplains something to you that you have a PhD in 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
3389 Jim, this Paleo diet thing has gone too far. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
3390 I can’t seem to find my car keys. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
3391 This isn’t a good time. It’s like we from two different epochs. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
3392 Welcome to flint and leaf. Everyone’s on strike. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
3393 Is that a new shirt? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
3394 We need to talk 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
3395 I know, funny, right? I'm wearing the pants, and you're still wearing a dress! 1.2687 0.06583 67 54 9 4
3396 It’s not you Thag, it’s me. I’m a Homo Sapiens and you’re a Neanderthal. We’re just never gonna make it. But I’ll never forget you. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3397 Our times are better than your times, huh? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3398 Good job making this table and chair but you make a lousy cup of coffee. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
3399 Todd, I think you should switch back from decaf. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3400 Our relationship needs to evolve. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3401 Isn’t it lovely to finally meet? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3402 Where's the light switch? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3403 I think you’ve overdone it with the “man cave” 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3404 Really?! I was hoping you’d like what I’ve done with the place. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3405 I’m here from the future to tell you do NOT invent the wheel. just keep things the way they are. Trust me. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3406 Must be nice being vaccinated 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
3407 You really could use something on the walls. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3408 Home Office 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3409 Hi, are you Helen? I’m Chris, your Tinder match. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3410 Sorry, we just ran out of lox. Can I get you something else? 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
3411 This is casual dress on my side. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3412 Tonight’s special is a flame-broiled beastroast with a delicate mushrock sauce 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3413 'Back to basics' doesn't include Starbucks. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
3414 This position requires daily hunting. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3415 This isn't what I meant when I said I wish I lived in the old days. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3416 Sometimes I feel like I married a neanderthal 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3417 Let's face it, this is not working out. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3418 When you said you wanted a man cave, I didn't think you were being so literal. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
3419 Good thing nobody invented light bulbs yet because we don't have money to pay the electric bill. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3420 I'm glad you asked. Stalaglight. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3421 So what do you think of my new decor? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3422 Hi, I’m Sarah (they/them). I’m Josh, (just Josh)! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3423 Were you waiting to be resurrected too? 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
3424 I’m here to tell you that taking yourself out to dinner is just fine. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
3425 I’m just waiting on the pool table and neon beer sign. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
3426 Well, at least half our relationship has evolved. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
3427 This whole inside dining concept just seems so prehistoric to me now 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3428 You're in my hunt-from-home chair. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
3429 The light doesn't work." 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
3430 But I don't want to evolve. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
3431 If I’m going Paleo, I’m going all the way. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
3432 I'm sorry, but our fresh paleo menu is not being offered today. Sadly, our chef became lunch for today's special. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3433 You're about 2 million years early for a decaf almond milk latte sir. 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
3434 Can I help you? 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
3435 I know you said you lived in a cave, but really? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3436 One of us is in a timewarp. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3437 You misplaced your ballot? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3438 I thought we were gonna rough it together but clearly you caved 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3439 For the last time honey, this is MY man cave and I'll decorate it how I want. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
3440 We’re the last 2 people on earth and you still need to stand 6 feet away? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
3441 Is it too soon?! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3442 I'd rather not get into semantics, Tina. Can we just agree to disagree and let me move on, please? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
3443 You don't look anything like your profile pic. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3444 Our relationship has certainly put me back in touch with my roots. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
3445 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3446 OK, so you want a half decaf, soy milk cappuccino with three pumps of sugar free caramel. You do realize we still haven't even figured out fire yet, right? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
3447 I would like that cup of coffee to go! 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3448 Well, four rocks and a stone doesn’t exactly leave a lot of room in your budget for the full breakfast nook. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3449 He left me for a woman who wears shoes. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3450 I’m sorry. We’re out of oat milk. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
3451 Composing a caption for another New Yorker contest is about as futile as ordering another cup of coffee. 1.2667 0.05141 75 63 8 4
3452 Yes,there probably will be a Starbucks here...in about two thousand years. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3453 Another rockaccino, mam? 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3454 Paleo is all we ever have here 1.2667 0.08040 45 35 8 2
3455 This place could use some paintings on the walls. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3456 You stepped out of dream. 1.2667 0.04173 75 61 12 2
3457 Well you better get used to it. My interior designer says man caves are so 2010s ... 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3458 The HGTV people took most of their stuff back. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
3459 I see you finally caved on your coffee break 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
3460 I can change. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3461 Let's start from the very beginning. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3462 You're my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great granddaughter?!?! 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
3463 You’re welcome to use our hotspot. Let me get two sticks. 1.2667 0.08646 45 36 6 3
3464 I don’t cave in to stereotypes. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3465 You are so beautiful that you make me want to invent The Pickup Line! 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
3466 I'm bored living like a caveman. Let's buy that condo in Malibu. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3467 Yes,I invented it. Now go out and invent the wheel so I can get the hell outta here. 1.2667 0.07385 45 34 10 1
3468 I didn't know this was a theme coffee bar. I thought it was the Republican National Headquarters. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3469 Didn't I tell you, IKEA ships everywhere! 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3470 How did you say you assembled it? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
3471 I told you when we met that i wasn’t the “gathering” type. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
3472 don't make me go back to 2021 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
3473 so what did you do during quarantine? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3474 The new CDC guidelines only allow indoor dining in the Paleolithic period. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3475 How many times do I have to tell you, it's not round it's flat! 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3476 Welcome to Caveman Coffee, I need to inform you that due to high demand we are all out of the Pterodactyl cream, but we can substitute Triceratops milk instead 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3477 I decided I need someone who’s more evolved 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3478 You seem conflicted about the ceiling light 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3479 Janice? I recognize you from your cave drawing. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3480 Well, I took your advice and renovated. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
3481 This is me meeting you halfway. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3482 His persistence finally paid off and she caved for a coffee. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
3483 It's charming. Some art on the walls would make it homier 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3484 Enough already, Harold, my name is not Wilma! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3485 I think I'll call it Cafe Retro. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3486 You dug them up? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3487 Gronk no like new aesthetic." 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3488 Dear-The power is out again! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3489 Sorry,we stopped taking walk-ins last century. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3490 When the Airbnb listing said 'rustic' I didn't realize you'd go all the way. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3491 sorry, this reenactment has gone too far. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3492 I think you’ve taken the minimalist thing a little too far. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3493 You can see your tonight's specials on the far wall. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3494 Women continue to be more advanced. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3495 I expected more from the "light at the end of the tunnel". 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3496 Dear Dr love, my girlfriend moved in and took over, please help 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3497 I’m ready to be a feminist now. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3498 Did you miss the memo on no Zoom video? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3499 I’m sorry, I didn’t mean java like that 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3500 Soooo, is that your first cup? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3501 I was told my caveman would come with a club 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3502 It's open concept 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3503 Welcome to Flintsteins, what can I yabberdabberdoforyou? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3504 So you'll have your steak medium-well. What's 'cutlery'? 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
3505 Is this that new place called Cavebucks? And what the hell is coffee? 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
3506 You’ve taken the paleo lifestyle too far. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
3507 You need to go through the jungle and over the mountain to forage for more coffee beans, hon. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
3508 Here at Paleolithic Park the new hires usually bring donuts the first week, just sayin’ 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
3509 It's the only place I can drink my coffee in peace. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
3510 Technically, this is no-door dining. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3511 Didn't you say you want some java, man? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3512 I’ll take it, can’t beat this location 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3513 Urok no understand: What is "wellness retreat in Ojai"? What is "yoga influencer named Jared"? What is "ethical non-monogamy"? What is "Dear Prudie" and why Prudie tell you make Urok sad? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3514 What did your mother say this time? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
3515 Don't look surprised, Atouk, I just can't wait another 11,000 years for you to remember to put down the toilet seat. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3516 There's even more light out there ... 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
3517 Jim, I think this Paleo thing has gotten out of hand 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3518 To remember a time before quarantine... 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3519 I came for the high ceilings and heat lamps. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3520 Okay, you're from the future and came to tell me that I am the direct descendant of Bruce Jenner who becomes Caityn Marie Jenner and runs for governor of the state of California and you're encouraging me to stay abstinent or kill myself? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3521 When you wanted to live off the grid, I didn't realize you meant living in a cave. 1.2647 0.05590 68 53 13 2
3522 Men's pants. Instant coffee. The next thing I know you'll want to go Wooly Mammoth hunting. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3523 What do you mean, you're my landlord now? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3524 Are you sure Honey? 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
3525 Let's call it IKEA 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3526 I thought you'd like modern lighting. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3527 I'm ready to start this paleo diet 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3528 Uh, Upper Paleolithic....You? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3529 I just feel like you aren't taking this paleo thing seriously. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3530 I just really needed a change. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3531 I thinking they misspoke when they told us it was a furnished apartment. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3532 The guys say I can't be a vegan hunter. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
3533 Its the full paleo aesthetic, talking about it incessantly didn't go deep enough for people anymore 1.2647 0.05783 68 53 13 2
3534 May I have a splash of pea milk? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3535 When are you going to invent fire? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
3536 You looked taller in your profile pic 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
3537 Sorry, but I seem to be the only one evolving in this relationship. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
3538 I know I said there’d be a mammoth overhaul of the dress code, but... 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
3539 I’m starting to think I might’ve taken this Paleo diet thing a bit too far. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
3540 Do you happen to have a butane lighter handy? 1.2642 0.08583 53 44 4 5
3541 I knew this neighborhood was done when they built the Whole Foods. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
3542 And how would you like that bear claw? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
3543 Welcome to our cave-to-table dining experience. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
3544 Sorry I didn't know this seat was taken. 1.2642 0.06681 53 42 9 2
3545 This place? If I had to guess I’d say $90,000.” “Try $900,000. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
3546 I just don't think we're developing in the same way 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
3547 I must be early. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3548 You look different than your profile. 1.2639 0.05932 72 58 12 2
3549 Janice, you need to get out of the house. This pandemic has changed you so much. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3550 This isn't 345 Cave Stone Road? 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
3551 You really need to get out of your man cave more often. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
3552 I've found next door. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3553 I don't think I'm prepared for a post Covid world. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
3554 With everything opening back up, this is the only place I could get a reservation. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3555 Sorry Patrick. Just because you look the part doesn’t mean you’re right for this cave anymore. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
3556 2020 BC meets 2020 AD. They find they have a lot in common. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
3557 With the light, I see you differently for the first time. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3558 I need to see your drivers license. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
3559 It's not your man cave anymore. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3560 I invent the wheel, you invent IKEA. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3561 You are in a historic site. This is the original Quonset hut. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3562 It's an homage to my ancestors. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3563 Now do you understand what meta means? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3564 How did you get here. and what is that next to you? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3565 So, Grunk, where do you see yourself in 10,000 years? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3566 I’m giving you notice. The pandemic is winding down and you need to leave here 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3567 What do you expect when you're away hunting and gathering for so long? 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3568 Welcome to the open house, but if interested be prepared for a bidding war and to offer “all cash.” 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
3569 No, this isn’t a she-shed 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3570 I don't feel we want the same things anymore... 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
3571 I'm on a strict Paleo diet. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3572 They do have a vaccine now. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3573 I prefer a primitive decor. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3574 I see the Amazon package arrived. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3575 Sorry, but this is the only place I could go where my kids won't find me. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3576 It's a side effect of the paleo diet. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3577 Listen, we need to talk about your past behaviour. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3578 So, how did you get into online dating if you don’t have internet?” “I live in a cave, not under a rock! 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3579 huh, so this is what you meant when you said youre "down to earth" 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3580 All this evolution for nothing? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3581 Any experience with wheels? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
3582 So everything on our menu here is keto-friendly, gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan, organic, locally-sourced sustainably-farmed, and of course, paleo. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3583 Dave, we need to talk. These past few months have been rocky.. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
3584 There are no croissants available in the sorroundings. 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
3585 Our special today is fresh-killed elk with a wild carrot compote. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3586 My colleagues will be here any minute to excavate this cave. I suggest you scram unless you want to be on all the talk shows, have a movie made of your life, and see how wardrobe gives you quite the makeover. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3587 Hey there, I'm the new therapist at Plato's cave. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3588 Welcome, our whole menu is paleo and carved on the wall. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3589 You didn’t have to cover up my artwork. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3590 I'm sorry Gronk, but I've evolved. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3591 You have to attend your therapy sessions, John. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3592 It wouldn't be long before there is one of these in every cave. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3593 I know you are trying to advertise it as authentic but you really need to add a comfortable chair and high speed internet if you want the new yorkers to rent it. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3594 The menu is available as a scannable QR code... or a petroglyph 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3595 The chef won't be in today. Some beef with a Stegosauruson on the way over here. How about a Croissant? 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3596 Yes, we're all-in Paleo. Can I start you off with some legumes? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3597 All you ever want to talk about is fire. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3598 I'm sorry I haven't been able to find us wifi. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3599 Your mother warned me you are way too aspirational. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3600 Have I seen you somewhere before? 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3601 When I signed up to go back in time, I assumed you would be staying home. 1.2623 0.07168 61 51 5 5
3602 We don't have wifi yet. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3603 On second thought, I don’t think downsizing was such a good idea. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3604 Did you see who stole my mammoth burger from the fridge? 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3605 Welcome to the future 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3606 I haven’t been on the dating scene for a while... 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3607 I assume the Bananas Foster won’t be ignited table side. 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
3608 The moratorium on evictions also covers caves, Patrick. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3609 Well, Fred, I just really feel that this whole pulling me by the hair, grabbing me by the #$@# thing is SO five million years ago. Time to move on, Fred 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3610 Did you remember the milk? 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
3611 I'm not sure we still share the same values. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3612 Where did you get those pants? 1.2619 0.06867 42 31 11 0
3613 Sorry, the ice cream machine is down. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3614 Because a 3-legged table can never wobble. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3615 I think you misunderstood the meaning of "man cave" 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3616 Traffic was hell! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3617 It just feels like you're mooching my wheel thing. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
3618 No, sorry -- I'm afraid pumpkin spice lattes won't be in season for another 40,000 years. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3619 That mask is so 2020. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3620 This is what I did while you were out there hunting and gathering! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3621 My name is Ug. I’ll be your hunter gatherer for tonight. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3622 Jonah, , I am truly in awe of the lengths that a man like you will go to to hide from being served divorce papers. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3623 Hmm, is she an installation? I think I'll go back to painting bison on the walls. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3624 Honey, it’s time to give up the cosplay 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3625 Can I get a little extra oat milk for my latte? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3626 Where’s the bathroom? Uhhhh.... anywhere I guess 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3627 This is me being supportive of your paleo diet. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3628 So y’all just make small concrete houses and live there forever? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
3629 I need to make fire, so this isn't the tinder match I was asking for. 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
3630 It was the only 1B in my budget 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3631 I'm your waiter, 'Shoeless Joe.... 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
3632 Does this establishment have public restrooms? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3633 But I always sit with my back to the wall. It's a guy thing. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
3634 I'm telling you now, you gotta invest in dogecoin. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3635 I'm here to work remotely. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3636 Get out. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3637 You didn’t bring the router? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3638 My time machine said your signature dish is pangolin entrails marinated in bat saliva. I just had to check it out. 1.2609 0.08475 46 37 6 3
3639 Starbucks is not just everywhere but everywhen. 1.2609 0.09548 46 39 2 5
3640 The musk ox tartare is especially good today. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3641 Something about him looks different than his profile pictures. 1.2609 0.07628 69 58 4 7
3642 All modern people are the same 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3643 I was hoping for a bit less ‘rugged’, and more ‘evolved’. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3644 What do you think about some wall paintings ? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3645 Yes, I'm pleasantly surprised that you dragged me here for this. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3646 Once we get our vaccines, do you want to take the E to Krispy Kreme? 1.2609 0.08475 46 37 6 3
3647 honey, you still have to paint the walls. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3648 You can take the man out of the cave, but you can't take the cave out of the man. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3649 I usually skip over the profile pictures with guys holding spears, but you seemed different. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3650 You've taken minimalism too far. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3651 Sorry, the barista says we won’t have oat milk for your coffee for 50,000 years. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3652 So, you finally gave up your GEICO gig? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
3653 Excuse me is that my mug? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3654 Deja-Brew 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
3655 What do you mean I can’t have a man cave? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3656 We've evolved apart, you'll have to find another cave. 1.2603 0.05527 73 58 13 2
3657 I’m leaving you and I’m taking the stalagmite collection. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3658 Although immersive fad dieting wasn’t her thing, Jane was looking forward to the Beverly Hills Diet. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
3659 This paleo restaurant is just what this neighborhood needed 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3660 I’d like to try that hot coffee. I’ve only had cold brew. 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
3661 Settling for Mr. Upright. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3662 I mistook the tube of Cheeze Whiz for the tube of sunscreen. 1.2600 0.06266 50 39 10 1
3663 I have no plans to enable my camera during Zoom calls for the foreseeable future. Why do you ask? 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
3664 I told you it might be a rocky relationship 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
3665 If this is what dating during a pandemic looks like, I’m freezing my eggs and keeping the distance. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
3666 Is this Plato’s Cave? 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
3667 I see the minimalist lifestyle is going well 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
3668 Is this what rock bottom looks like? 1.2597 0.06511 77 64 7 6
3669 I’m sorry, you’re just not “cave-man-y” enough. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3670 Girly stuff like 'light' and 'furniture' doesn't belong in a mancave. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
3671 I was thinking some pastoral wall coverings might soften the Mid-Paleolithic Modern aesthetic a bit.” 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3672 Our fire’s broken, can I offer you more cave temperature water? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3673 It’s not you. It’s B.C. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
3674 What happened to my man cave? 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
3675 Nope,still not a mask. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
3676 You should get out more. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
3677 It's not just a diet. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3678 My name’s Stony. Are you here for the Paleo facial? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3679 We usually serve that raw on the bone. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3680 Sorry. Biscotti hasn't been invented yet but we do have home made rock cakes. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3681 It's my man cave. 1.2593 0.05351 81 64 14 3
3682 Business hasn’t really picked up. I think my customers feel like been there done that. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3683 You've come a long way baby! 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
3684 We decided to reopen as a strictly paleo restaurant, but you can still have milk in your coffee. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
3685 The table, lamp, chair, cup, coffee... And now you want electricity? What do you think this is, the anthropocene epoch? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
3686 First of all, the "cave" part was meant to be metaphorical. More importantly, you appear to have missed the boat entirely on the "man" part. 1.2593 0.04900 81 66 12 3
3687 I’m sorry. We only serve that on the rocks. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
3688 Are you stoned!! 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3689 I'm from the future and we need to talk 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
3690 I asked for a drink on the rocks, not in the rocks 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3691 Have you seen my cat? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
3692 I’m sorry Steve but I want a divorce. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
3693 I just wanted to see a place that had no coronavirus 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
3694 I know you want us to “live off the land,” but look how cute this IKEA table is! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3695 Did you even read my dating profile? I said I'm old fashioned. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
3696 Remember the good old days? 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
3697 Dude, get cleaned up and have some tea. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3698 Now Luis, was the shadow yours or your Mother's? 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3699 I thought we talked about a sectional? 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
3700 This is not what I meant when I said you could have a man cave. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3701 Another chair is a definite option. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3702 For starters, you could stop acting so superior. 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
3703 The WiFI password is "ug". 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3704 Well, I took your wheel and fire ideas, one thing lead to another and voila! 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3705 My name is Kent Hughes and I'm trying out for the role of Dorothy. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
3706 I dunno. I finally saw the light...? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3707 We should have checked if the Airbnb had WiFi. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3708 It’s not crossant, it croissant! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3709 I guess that settles it: on our Zoom dates, you really weren't wearing pants. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
3710 I don’t know, I just feel like we’re at different stages in our lives 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3711 You choose, get vaccinated or live in this cave forever 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
3712 You still should have called. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3713 All our club sandwiches are whole wood and gluten-free. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3714 I’d like to speak to the manager 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3715 You must be the repairman for our broken fax machine. 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
3716 Time flies 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3717 It’s the New Yorker again, they want another caption 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
3718 I've come back to start over 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
3719 It’s a bit of a fixer upper, but in this market you won’t find anything better for under a million. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3720 Grow up. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3721 Ron, your role playing has gone too far. 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
3722 I guess we weren't on the same page when we adopted a minimalist lifestyle. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3723 The wifi's down; the repairman can't come for a few thousand years 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3724 Sorry, your latte will be a while. Coffee hasn't been invented yet, and the auroch gored the barista when he tried to milk it. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3725 Yes Dear, I do know where your paints are. 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
3726 Your posture has improved. Now we need to upgrade your fashion choices. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3727 I’m sorry. All of the seats are already taken. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3728 After you're finished can I try rolling the table? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3729 Hey. Are you moving in? 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3730 Maybe YOU'RE the one having trouble communicating. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3731 I’ve seen the future. Paleo makes a brief comeback. Other than that and your uncanny resemblance to Zach Galifianakis you’ll be lost. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3732 These ants are driving me crazy! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3733 I'm sorry, Richard, but I've moved on. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3734 And my newly created ‘honey do list’ starts with the creation of fire and inventing the wheel.... 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3735 Your decor tastes are too modern for me. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3736 It's not the 8,000-year-age difference so much as the fact that you're completely stuck in in the past. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3737 It's too short. Go back and get another size. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3738 I’m not sure I’m ready for COVID to be over. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3739 The good news is that the landlord assigned us a parking space. The bad new is its next to the Sabretooth path. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3740 Sorry, Joan, but you just missed your chance to date men who follow the Paleolithic diet -- last week we discovered wheat." 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3741 The mastodon is gong to take a while, maybe you should just make yourself a sandwich. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3742 Going for a Cavecentury Modern look. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3743 Everyone calls it the new nomal 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3744 I made some changes while you were gone 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3745 I know I should live in the present, but I can't just get over the past so easily Larry.. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3746 Dave keeps bragging about his big stick and I don't want to go hunting with him anymore. Could we order in again? 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
3747 You need to call the super about the bats. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3748 Excuse me, is that REAL fur? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3749 Dan, you’ve taken this paleo diet a little too far. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3750 Not this again. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3751 Its Stone Age Day at work today. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3752 I regret having allowed you a she corner in my man cave, your Ikea stuff just doesn’t fit my décor. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3753 Go outside, put your mask on over your nose and then you can come back in. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3754 I don’t know how to be in public anymore either. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3755 What do I have to do, Sarah, club you over the head? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3756 Sorry about the wait, the kitchen has been backed up for thirty thousand years. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3757 I’d suggest the carpaccio - the chef is just getting into the whole fire thing. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3758 When we went on this meditation retreat, you said that you would participate too, not just observe. 1.2576 0.05424 66 53 11 2
3759 is this Ikealitic? 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
3760 I think I taken this paleo thing a bit too far... 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3761 You’re moving to Portland? What’s in Portland? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3762 I'm sorry, but do you have any non-Paleo options? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3763 OK, so first I invent some tools out of iron and rock and then I invent the wheel. What happens after that? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
3764 maybe,it could work, if we changed clothes. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3765 Hi, I'm your waiter, Bob. We have raw appetizers if you'd like, but our kitchen won't be serving cooked food for another millennia or the next lightning strike, whichever comes first. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3766 I just really love the vibe in IKEA's primitive-chic showrooms. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
3767 Would you like some avocado toast with your coffee? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3768 The owner is really into paleo. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3769 Now all we need is some paint on the walls. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3770 Honey, can we stop living in a cave? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3771 Darling, you should still wear a mask when you go out 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3772 I’m afraid we’re thinking more Erectus than Sapiens for this position 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3773 Visiting the age old past 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3774 You’re actually pretty early. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3775 Yeah, sorry...I've evolved. This just isn't going to work out. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3776 Sorry Neanderthalensis, I am leaving you for Sapiens. He is more evoluted and he comes back home earlier” 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
3777 I wanna break up with you. You're moving too fast for me. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3778 OK, so you've evolved. I still think you're sexy. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3779 The wi-go password is cave all lower case! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3780 NPR needs your vehilce donation now. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
3781 This is my sex tunic. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3782 Much to Ugg's dismay, yet another of his dwellings has been gentrified. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3783 We're just not evolving at the same pace. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3784 Does this mean no more dragging you by the hair? 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
3785 Didn't you used to work at Starbucks? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3786 Sure, I'M ok with electricity, but my parents have never met you before. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3787 I’ll be your lawyer for these proceedings; now “How did you get here?” 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3788 Did you use my Edward Cullen mug? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3789 Let’s face it Janet, you’ve become a shut in since since you moved in last year. As your neighbors we’re concerned. And your place is just a mess. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
3790 So, can I get you another Matcha Pumpkin Spice Mastodon Milk Latte? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3791 Working from home has been great, but I think you need to get a haircut before you go back to the office. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3792 The CDC says vaccinated people can go outside without a mask 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3793 Hipster waiters are taking this too far 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3794 Oh, it’s you again 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
3795 Mask? You’re not wearing! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3796 I love when we meet to talk about the good old days. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3797 Oog, I need you to understand that the future is flat-pack furniture, not rocks. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3798 May I recommend the mud pie? 1.2568 0.05630 74 59 12 3
3799 How do you like my man cave? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3800 Would you like a Paleo muffin? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3801 After the last Ice Age, you Swedish Cro-Magnums pulled ahead of the curve. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
3802 What can I say, I'm into Danish Modern and you're stuck in the stone age. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3803 . COVID is Over , Let's get back to Normal. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3804 I was expecting cold brew, not cave brewed 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3805 you sure you want to let me wear the pants? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3806 Can I borrow your trousers? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3807 I can’t leave without my mouthmask, have you seen it? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3808 I think you should start seeing other people. 1.2568 0.06399 74 62 8 4
3809 It’s not modern, it’s mid century modern. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3810 Freeze-dried instant coffee? Wow, you're really dating yourself. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3811 So, GrubHub or DoorDash? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3812 We don't get many visitors from the future; would you like to be dragged by your hair or anything? 1.2561 0.05151 82 67 12 3
3813 Are you fully vaccinated? 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3814 so, this is the dinning room... 1.2561 0.02909 82 66 16 0
3815 You’ve been seeing that time traveller haven’t you Mary? 1.2558 0.07510 43 33 9 1
3816 Wheel? Pfui. I invented "the coffee shop." 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
3817 I'd rather do Shabby Chic. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
3818 Cheryl: "All this to convince me to give you a haircut at home?" 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
3819 Og was beginning to understand why rental rates had skyrocketed in Ancient York. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
3820 Why do you get to be post modern? 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
3821 I’m just going to be vulnerable, being with you has made me think about buying another chair. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
3822 Your man cave needs some updating! 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
3823 We ran out of toilet paper... brb 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
3824 Wishing it was a dream 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
3825 A Flintstone meets a Jetson 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
3826 I think you’ve gone too far with your paleo diet... 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
3827 What did you expect from a place called, 'Back to Basics'" 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3828 You have a long wait ahead of you for that lamp to light, Susan. Edison isn't even born yet. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3829 I bet you don’t need air conditioning in here 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3830 Yes, age is just a number and time is only relative. But this? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3831 Can i have the Wi Fi password? 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
3832 I underestimated your commitment to the paleo lifestyle. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3833 Is that tea? So you invented fire and never told me? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3834 Sorry, you have to wait 40,000 years for a latte. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
3835 I've been moving a big rock all day in the hot sun and all you did was invent electricity, furniture, and clothing? Where's my dinner? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
3836 Did the electrician charge extra for travel? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3837 Okay, maybe you've been a little more productive during the lockdown. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3838 Oh sure. It starts with Earl Grey tea. Then comes the wheel. Then writing. This civilization fad is out of control. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3839 Do you grow all your own masks? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
3840 Carl, you need a cup of coffee. Wake up from your slumber; it's Monday 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3841 Just take the vaccine, son. It’s a beautiful world out there. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3842 Ma’am this place is for Stone Age people not Middle Age 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3843 I do appreciate the changes, but I think you still need that door. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3844 It was all good in the cave. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
3845 Nice cave, man. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3846 Some people say I'm old fashioned 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3847 Is the tip included? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3848 How do you suggest I heat your coffee? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3849 I think you're taking our back to basics fantasy a little to literally! 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
3850 I sorry Harvey, but I'm not going more sustainable than this. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3851 How was the office?" 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3852 Qwaka wacka blabber slik? Hahaha floople mi booble 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3853 Yes there have been a few changes. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3854 Is it me, or are you out of time? 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3855 Another Zoom meeting today? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3856 The doctor will see you in 30,000 years. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3857 You couldn't have put that together yourself. Tools haven't been invented. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3858 I wish I knew how to quit you. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3859 It's more of a cave installation than a drawing. 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
3860 Orrg, I feel we've grown apart. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3861 I know it’s not on the menu. We just assumed people would know it was all paleo. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3862 Society in 2021: 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3863 Caveman or mancave, why are you here? 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3864 I don't want to return to the office, and it has nothing to do with Covid. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3865 Your WiFi is terrible. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3866 Hey, do you know where I put my roller skates? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3867 The place needed a woman's touch... 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3868 So I'm gonna be a little late on my PowerPoint presentation. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3869 I feel like we never ugh anymore. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3870 I've met someone who's more sapiens and less erectus all the time. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3871 Grog, I'm afraid your personal growth leaves much to be desired. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3872 I agree windows would be nice, but so would electricity. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3873 Do you mind if I pull up a rock? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3874 No, I DON'T think I've taken the whole 'man-cave' thing too far. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3875 Thanks for letting me live here while I write my thesis on your lifestyle. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3876 If you don't embrace Paleo AND Keto I don't think our relationship has a chance. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3877 I think you took paleo a little too far 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3878 That's a very avant garde ensemble! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3879 Honey, have you seen my Y chromosome? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3880 Thank you for visiting the Paleo Cafe 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3881 I am here to sign up for the drawing class. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3882 The Flintstones have invited us to dinner, I have to make fire. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3883 I've checked with the manager and, as I suspected, there will not be a floor show tonight. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3884 when Grindr met Sally 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3885 Hi, my name is Liz. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3886 We now have to be an era from each other 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3887 Gorg was impressed with the layout, but knew the schools nearby were terrible. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3888 Yeah, I've been working from home for a while now. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3889 Welcome to IKEA cave. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3890 One of us is delusional. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3891 But do WE spark joy? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3892 It’s cheaper than living in Brooklyn. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3893 Welcome to MY world! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3894 Is this the local Internet café? 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
3895 The table and chair was my idea! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3896 I think we're carrying this paleo diet thing a little too far. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3897 Welcome to Hole in the Wall Cafe. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3898 Yes, I like it, but I thought we had agreed to discuss our ideas before the remodel. 1.2537 0.05763 67 53 12 2
3899 Sorry, I'm just stuck in the classical. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3900 The wi-fi password is Ooknook1, all one word, with a capital Ook. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3901 It was less work before. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3902 It's like we come from two different worlds. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3903 Want to hear the specials? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3904 I’m so sorry; I don’t do inside yet... 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3905 Dress like a caveman day is already over. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3906 This is considered indoors. A mask or facial hair is required. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3907 I just knew we’d have a spark. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3908 I’m moving on. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3909 Bad news - the French Press broke. Good news - found your razor. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3910 To the guy who started making tools setting us on a path to “civilisation”...I just wanna talk 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3911 I had a weird feeling using a dating app while driving a Delorean at 88 mph was a bad idea 🤔 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3912 The flagship HardRock Cafe... 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3913 While his creativity in selling in the man cave remodel was impressive, she knew she’d have to let him down gently. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3914 ‘Man Cave’ is so 10,000 BC. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3915 It's nice of your hospitality, but can I have my time machine back? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3916 You’ve really got me between a rock and a hard place. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3917 I can’t do this anymore. It’s the Geico commercials. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3918 You are so retro 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3919 I'm sorry, Gugg, I'm just not into retro anymore. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3920 Mammoth meat, I can do that. But celeriac and za'atar are hard to find these days. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3921 Should I pull up a rock? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3922 Table for one at Joe's Paleo cafe 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3923 I’m sorry, I just thought that a second chair would clash with the rest of the decor. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3924 So, what brings you in today? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3925 I just feel like we aren't evolving anymore. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3926 We take our concept really seriously 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3927 Yes, this is considered outdoor seating. 1.2533 0.04686 75 59 15 1
3928 Would you care for another cup of tepid water? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3929 Wow, your hair's grown quite a bit since the last time we met! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3930 It's mid Paleo modern. What do you think? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3931 Sorry honey, nobody had avocado toast 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3932 We are not recommending this moving company. Sure you’re things arrived, but they still haven’t shipped my razors and my clothes are lost. This potato sack is freeing, but it’s also itchy! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3933 Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
3934 I don’t think there’s light at the end of the tunnel, so I hope you like the one I’ve installed here. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3935 Did you not know there is a vaccine now? 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
3936 We provide the perfect environment for our exclusive paleo menue. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3937 I admit, this minimalist lifestyle does become boring after a while. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3938 Welcome to the Paleo Diner. Are you enjoying your grog? My name is Larry. Today we are serving saber-tooth tiger in a light amber sauce. In fact, that's all we ever offer here. 1.2530 0.05098 83 67 13 3
3939 I thought we were gonna go for mid-century modern? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3940 Do you carry any dairy free options? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
3941 What mean need change bulb? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3942 You’ve taken this man cave thing too far. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3943 Would you like a Mammoth muffin with that? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3944 I know it's a little drafty, but hey, beachfront's beachfront. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3945 I take social distancing very seriously 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3946 It’s not OUR man cave. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3947 I ordered the Latte Bronto. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3948 No - I am from the future. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3949 I'm sorry. No beard, no service. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3950 I'm making some big lifestyle changes to support the diet. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3951 Where did you hide my club? 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
3952 Okay, I'll admit it. I haven't taken a bath in ages and ants are crawling all over me. But can't I at least have a coffee with you? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3953 So you are from the stars?" "No! No, I'm from Starbucks. Have you ever has a pumpkin-spice latte?" 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3954 I thought this was a wine tasting of some prehistoric Cabernets? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3955 Can I wear the pants tomorrow? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3956 I can read the hieroglyphics on the wall. This relationship isn’t working for you, is it? 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3957 I thought we were going with no electricity, but it looks like you caved in. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3958 It's nice, but a Medieval theme might draw more customers. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3959 I've moved on 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3960 If you hear an order for “Grunt,” that’s mine. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3961 Oh hi. I'm just time traveling. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3962 Of course everything on the menu is paleo. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3963 I don’t care if the Smiths have central air! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3964 Sorry, no, I don't work here. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3965 Actually, Neanderthal Tuesday was my idea. And it's mandatory. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3966 Is that Paleo coffee? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3967 You sure took a long time to reply to Match match. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3968 I believe you're in the wrong era, but since you're here, wanna open one of those drive thru coffee joints, only it'll have to be a walk thru for a few hundred thousand years. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3969 At first you give up sugar,then whole grains,and then the Paleo lifestyle really becomes you. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3970 I think it’s time you took a shower. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3971 So I'm going to go hunt mammoth now, and it would be super awesome if you had a fire going by the time I got back. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3972 You said you wanted to simplify. Now you want cream and sugar? 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3973 It's my post-pandemic hipster look. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
3974 I was a stones throw away, but literally, no parking! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3975 How about...if I bring over some BBQ aurochs ...maybe later tonight? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3976 Are you calling me an anachronism? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3977 You're not Marie Kondo, are you? 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3978 The wheel? Big deal. I just invented the coffee break. 1.2500 0.08679 44 36 5 3
3979 I thought we needed a light at the beginning of the tunnel! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3980 I don’t think I’m ready to go back to office. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3981 Sure, you've lost a little weight, but this is taking the Paleo Diet way too far. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
3982 If you want the light to stay on you have to take a turn on the generator. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3983 This relationship is moving too fast. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3984 I got tickets to the Flat Stone’s concert 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3985 They won’t have the wiring in for ten thousand years. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3986 Might I suggest our brioche? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3987 Sorry sir, NO SHOES NO SERVICE 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3988 I have the same frock. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3989 You're going to have to do a little better than a Rock Bracelet this year! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3990 Did we just invent decor? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3991 Want to make history with some cave paintings, or should we keep the minimalist look? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3992 Don’t worry; this is a man cave. No one’s ever going to see me down here. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
3993 You're taking this whole "man cave" thing too seriously. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3994 OK, but wear shoes if it’s a bank interview 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3995 The Wifi password is: paleo 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3996 Remember normal? I'm practicing normal." 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3997 So in 21 years you never wondered whether this wasn't actually a subway stop? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3998 It can’t work. Clearly I’m more evolved than you 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3999 You looked a lot more primitive in your photo. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4000 I know things are going ‘back to normal,’ but I’m thinking of keeping the caveman aesthetic.” 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
4001 Mansplaining isn't going to work here, is it? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4002 After that feature in Dwellings magazine last month...Im getting in early on the Cave-core movement. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4003 Sorry we are all out of Mammoth Tartare since the last eclipse, maybe I could interest you in a plate of Fiery Dodo Wings instead? 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4004 You are way ahead of our time. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
4005 So, if I discover fire I can make coffee? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4006 You ‘Re not fun anymore 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4007 Do you know where I put dry cleaning receipt from July? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4008 Your isolation is my covid obsession. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4009 Well, it appears that I am experiencing the covid vaccine’s most unlikely side effect. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
4010 I'm going out, do you need anything? By the way, did you see my club? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4011 Florence, is that you? It seems like eons." 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
4012 Would you prefer the hunter or the gatherer menu? 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
4013 I'll restore your dining room if you'll approve my garage. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
4014 Well, I caved and you’re giving me attitude! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4015 I am looking for Max Yasgur's farm. There is supposed to be a big music festival there. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4016 When did we get that new rock 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4017 What do you mean, you don't have wifi? 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
4018 Just be careful with the mug, it’s an antique. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4019 The mammoth is in the oven. 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
4020 I've always had a thing for Neanderthal men. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
4021 I realize it’s been Ages, but what you ordered is still very rare. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4022 Yes that is Starbucks coffee but then again why invent the wheel? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
4023 I got all this stuff from Amazon Prime. It will change your life." 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4024 There's no place to plug in your laptop because this is a cave. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4025 Yes, the coffee is stone cold, and the chairs are hard as rock. That is intentional. 1.2500 0.07748 60 50 5 5
4026 And this "IKEA" place doesn't sell a bed?" 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
4027 It's called time travel. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4028 Your order will be ready in 125,000 years 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
4029 If we choose, we can remove our masks now that there's light at the end of the tunnel." 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4030 Okay, you’re right. I haven’t showered in two and a half million years. And? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
4031 I’m embracing minimalism. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
4032 I’m sorry, but the salt cave is 3 rocks down to your left 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4033 Mary, I don’t think we can really evolve together in this relationship 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4034 Thanks for meeting me under my rock Amy. 1.2500 0.04642 88 68 19 1
4035 George, could you just stay here after the pandemic is over? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4036 I should update my dating app profile 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4037 You’ve had your fun, now come home. Mom misses you. 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
4038 They even have to go cups now. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
4039 Does this skin make me look fat? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
4040 Hi, I’d like to try out for the part of caveman; I think I can be pretty convincing. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4041 You always did know how to tie a room together. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
4042 Well, we see who wears the pants in this family." 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
4043 Wife swap may have gone to far on this episode 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
4044 It was only one drink 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
4045 So even you guys are back living in a cave eh? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
4046 Um.. that’s my coffee. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4047 Welcome to Life Skills 101 at Pandemic University. First up: how to communicate without a mask. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
4048 You look different since our last date, what happened ? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
4049 Look at you, John! Don't you think you're overdoing with your vintage attitude? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4050 This isn’t paleo. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
4051 I hope its okay I wait here after class. My son should be here any minute now. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
4052 Yes, I bought a new light fixture, It’s like a cave in here! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4053 Waiting for the light at the end? Light up the tunnel, I say! 1.2500 0.06299 64 52 9 3
4054 Ummmm...can I help you? You’re in my chair and that’s imported coffee from civilization. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4055 you look different than your photo 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
4056 Time to come out of hibernation! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4057 Do you think I'm taking this paleo diet thing too far? 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
4058 I feel like this relationship has been holding me back and it’s time to evolve 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
4059 Most of the country is vaccinated - we can leave the cave now. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4060 You’re not committing to our paleo diet 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
4061 Just wait till you hear the other half of it. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
4062 Not sure I’m ready to play for the Yankees after all. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
4063 I just had to get away from Starbucks. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4064 You’ll probably want to reheat that cup of coffee 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
4065 You Joyce? You no look like Tinder picture. 1.2500 0.07748 60 50 5 5
4066 What the hell is a WiFi? 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
4067 Garr, I want a divorce. This marriage is just not evolving. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4068 I don’t know how the lamp in this cave devoid of electricity works, just drink your damn coffee 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4069 You don't have to keep doing this, Kevin. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
4070 If you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be and why? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
4071 On the bright side, far less shady than Plato's. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
4072 It’s ok David, you can wear my my clothes. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
4073 Did you remember the razors? 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
4074 What do you mean you've never heard of the Beatles? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
4075 Again, I’m sorry I used the last of the coffee table books to invent fire 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
4076 ...and that's how eminent domain works. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4077 I thought we agreed we wouldn't wear shoes in the cave anymore. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
4078 Would you prefer to see today's specials in cuneiform, hieroglyph, or pictograph? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4079 I believe that you've taken the "man cave" concept a bit too far. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4080 Looks like you really moved on with your life 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4081 It’s not babysitting when it’s your kid, Frank. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4082 I just think we’ve evolved apart. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4083 Do I still have to wear a mask? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4084 I'm from the future. Ditch the dress. Woman like butts. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4085 I'm coeliac so can we stick with Paleo? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4086 I'm picking up some grilled saber-toothed tiger for dinner. You want your usual iced soy latte with that? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4087 The Airbnb listing looked a little different... 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
4088 Be sure to tell your parents who lives in the best furnished cave in the mountain. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4089 I''m still working on this return to face-to-face contacts. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4090 Hi, my name is Grog. And I'll be your Neanderthal tonight. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4091 Could I bring you another latte? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4092 Winter is coming. Have you seen Rudolph? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4093 Honey, you know I can’t do the mammoth chase without my morning cup of coffee 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4094 Why are your walls so bare? 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
4095 Who or what pissed you off today sir? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4096 So, please, tell me more about this Plato guy... 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4097 Don't you think these bare walls could use some art? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
4098 Harold, I think you can get rid of your beard now, it’s safe to go outside again 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
4099 When I said you could have a man cave, this isn’t exactly what I meant. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
4100 I'm here for the cave man schtick 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
4101 Well, Alice, I see you caved in after all 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
4102 How familiar are you with Python? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
4103 No, I do like mid-century — just not the twentieth century. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
4104 I just feel like we're different types of people. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
4105 What if the climate changes back? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
4106 So you think I’m not ‘mature’ enough for you? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
4107 Seriously? This is the middle age suite? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
4108 There goes the neighborhood 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
4109 Well that was a long walk. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
4110 Thanks for coming to this presentation on why vaccines are unsafe. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
4111 It’s a seasonal blend inspired by the Paleolithic. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
4112 Do have a menu for the paleo diet? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
4113 Is that decaf? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
4114 Is there a docent available to explain the artwork?" 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
4115 I can't find the switch! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
4116 I'll have an extra hot, no whip, nonfat, caramel mastodoniato. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
4117 We own an electric razor. It's time. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
4118 How about a sacrificial alter just outside the foyer. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
4119 You want a lightbulb? I guess I need to invent a Lowes. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
4120 When you said you've gone Paleo, I had no idea... 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
4121 Wait, you invented coffee BEFORE fire? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
4122 Welcome to Bean & Stone, the latest evolution of hipster cafe. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
4123 I told you Meg, I like to keep life simple. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
4124 We’re fully vaccinated. C’mon, it’s time. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
4125 The reason I’ve invited you here today, Jill, is to help you better understand your husband. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
4126 Am I just another charcoal sketch on your cave wall?? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
4127 Been so boring, think am traveling back in time! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
4128 You're fully vaccinated. It's ok to leave the cave now. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
4129 Which portal did come through? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4130 Our specials today are a really lovely tomato bisque and market-price woolly mammoth. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4131 Thanks for cave sitting. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4132 Surely you have another cup. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
4133 Hi, I'm here to collect the rent. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4134 What do you mean there’s no WiFi..? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4135 I'm thinking about the expanding the business...maybe investing in a second chair. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4136 I hunted and gathered." 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4137 You paleo me Jane 2021 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4138 May I see your menu?" "Of course. What's a menu?" 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4139 I think you’re taking this paleo diet too far. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4140 So you are telling me that we all wear pants in the future? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4141 One of us is right, the other one is you. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
4142 Where's my cup? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4143 I can’t see this working out, Carol. You’re Seventh Day Adventist while my clan venerates the skull of a cave bear displayed within a semicircle of his bones. 1.2459 0.06468 61 50 8 3
4144 There’s no way I’m doing online dating again. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4145 I'm not sure if I like what you've done with the place, Janet. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4146 You must be from my future. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4147 I prefer “cave-American”. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4148 I thought your place needed some real furniture. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
4149 Sorry, were you expecting someone else? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4150 Yes, the pterodactyl milk is free range. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4151 Plato has it all wrong. We just sit here and sip our tea. 1.2459 0.05559 61 48 12 1
4152 On the next episode of “Allegory of the Cave Cafe,” Zog meets Cindy. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4153 I'm a Paleo Blogger" 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4154 May I borrow your chair? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4155 I’d offer you some food but I don’t feel like hunting right now 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
4156 The date was horrible, Craig…couldn’t even build a decent fire! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
4157 Me Ugg. Happy serve you today. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
4158 I'm here to discuss our past relationship. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4159 It's time for me to go reinvent the wheel. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
4160 Please tell me this isn’t another insurance commercial. I’ll tell you again- I don’t need a free car! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4161 The coffee shops are open now, Fred. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4162 You were gone a really long time. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4163 I'm guessing you visited the Norton's cave again? 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4164 I'm sorry honey, but your lockdown look just doesn't work for me anymore. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4165 Yes, I did try changing the bulb. The problem is that they haven't invented electricity yet. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4166 It confuses me on an existential level, but I still like what you’ve done with the place… 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4167 I love these kind of hole-in-the-wall shops 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4168 Sometimes I get the feeling that we just want different things. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4169 We don't grunt anymore. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4170 Whoops! I think that tea was friday night's herbal mix 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4171 I see you're into mid-century modern." 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4172 Would you like flies with that? 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
4173 I think I'm really late. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
4174 I thought you went out to hunt a Barber. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4175 Well, it started with this pandemic... 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4176 Can we talk about this after the mammoth hunt please 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4177 But.... but... it’s called a Man Cave 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4178 have you never knocked on the door first? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4179 Sorry. We don’t match Cave style vs City style 1.2456 0.05473 57 47 8 2
4180 That dress is definitely flattering. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4181 Hi I’m Lazarus, back from the dead, and I’ll be your server today. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4182 How’s the weather? 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4183 What? I prefer it back here 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
4184 Sorry, but we serve only paleo here. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4185 Oh great, another time traveler using my cave for self-isolation. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4186 Let’s do takeout tonight 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
4187 It’s not allegory anymore, Sean. I’m leaving. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4188 I'm tired of always being the one to cave in this relationship. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
4189 I see...wheel, cart, SUV, IKEA 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4190 How do you like your mastodon-ccino? 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
4191 Girls rule,boys drool. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
4192 I'm sorry, did I swipe right? 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
4193 No, it's not you, Oog - I've changed. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4194 You didn't bring flowers. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4195 I ordered something described as rustic but not this rustic. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4196 No no, it’s great that you moved in! It’s just like maybe we have different visions for this space? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4197 Stunted, Robert. You’re most definitely stunted. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
4198 They’re only asking that you go into the office three days a week, Carl 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4199 Would artwork spoil the minimalist look you prefer? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4200 It's just, the Scandinavian minimalism feels a little forced. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
4201 You're vaccinated, Charlie. Enough with the mask. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4202 More more more. Never satisfied. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
4203 Would it kill you to leave a picture on the wall before you go out? 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
4204 I guess you haven’t heard about the pandemic either? 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
4205 Whadaya think...the open toe spectators or the espadrilles? 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
4206 Hey hon,so.. how's that fire thing going? 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
4207 I think our relationship needs to evolve" ptio 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
4208 Karen’s first meeting with her “Paleo” dietician looked a little different than she expected 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
4209 Caveman seeking modern, minimalist cave dweller. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
4210 Are there any additional changes in our life experience to make you feel more authentic? 1.2439 0.09741 41 35 2 4
4211 I’m leave you, Ghroc. Our relationship, just like you, never really evolved. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
4212 Maybe things are going too fast between us. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4213 I’ve got a mammoth problem. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4214 Something's changed about you. Is that decaf? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4215 Get table cloth. I show you trick. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4216 Sorry I’m late. I hit snooze on the sundial again. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4217 It's time I wore the pants in this family. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
4218 Is the Mastodon special still available? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4219 Here you go again bringing up the past 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4220 I’m thinking we should commit to mid-century modern. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4221 It’s mid-paleolithic modern. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
4222 They told me you served the best dino nuggets in town. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
4223 This advanced keto diet feels a bit primitive 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4224 What's the paleo special for today? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4225 You say you want to try the Paleo diet but I feel like you're not committing." 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
4226 I‘m ready to try the Mediterranean diet now. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4227 Forget your mask? Mine's always with me. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4228 You say you came from 2021? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
4229 Ork say OK have “she dinette” but must hide from ape friends. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4230 I hope you like your new dinette set, because it cost me a T-Rex arm and a leg. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
4231 You say, I met you in future?! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
4232 Maybe we should’ve stopped at the paleo cuisine. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
4233 Don't forget to pick up some more light bulbs on your way back from hunting-gathering. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4234 Your mother is coming to visit. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4235 Scientists say, this is the exact line of the alternate universe. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4236 And where’s my chair? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
4237 I think this could make the perfect home office 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
4238 Time sure does fly by when you’re speed dating. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
4239 Ok, Allen, now this quarantine beard thing is starting to make you look like a caveman. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
4240 "I'm from the future. If we make a few changes now, I think the 2000s could go better the second time around. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
4241 I think it's time we talk about your mid-pandemic crisis. 1.2429 0.05549 70 56 12 2
4242 For another Biden brain tour, I will need my own cup of coffee. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
4243 Because... I wear the pants in this family. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
4244 Being back in the bearskin, I feel my sense of purpose again. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
4245 We have an electric light, and it hasn't even been invented yet. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4246 I’ll put up with the furniture but the pants are a hard no. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
4247 Geez, evolve much? 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
4248 Honestly, I have expected more from The Plastic Age. 1.2424 0.06130 66 54 9 3
4249 What’s next, fire, the wheel or the I-Pad? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4250 After inventing home furnishings, the cartoonists says he’ll work on footwear next. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
4251 Yelp! was instrumental in finding Donna a Paleo restaurant 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4252 No, we gave up on offering WiFi--the connection speed is glacial. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
4253 This cave's taken. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
4254 I moved here when the pandemic hit. Its cheaper than my studio in Chelsea. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
4255 2020 was a real life changer. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
4256 Honey, have you seen my pants? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
4257 Oh, so you really HAVE been living in a cave the past year. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
4258 One night on-the-grid and the fire is gone. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4259 Some hunter you are! You promised to come back with a wooly tablecloth. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4260 The Paleo Diet book gives us five stars. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4261 I'm sorry, but I don't think a hair mask qualifies as Covid protection. 1.2419 0.06164 62 51 8 3
4262 Me like clubbing. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
4263 Sorry, we only have a strict paleo diet menu. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4264 Shouldn’t you be gathering right now? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4265 Sooner or later they all cave 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4266 Want to do some wall painting? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4267 It will be 50,000 years before I can get a Starbucks. Until then, it will have to be K cups. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4268 This isn’t working out. As a roommate, I just find you uncivilized. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
4269 The decorator recommends eggshell. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4270 Sorry, this is a Neanderthal restaurant. We don’t serve Cromags here. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4271 You’ve been in quarantine for too long. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4272 I see you think you’re old skool Ma’am. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
4273 Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Saviour Plato? 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
4274 No I didn’t make dinner, you said you’d kill something on the way home. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
4275 Maybe it’s time for us to discuss regressive coping mechanisms. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4276 Too early, right? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
4277 How did you get electricity in here? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
4278 Just because my last husband was eaten by a sabertooth doesnt make me a Carol Baskins. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4279 Am I expected to sit on a rock? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4280 We need new curtains. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4281 What exactly do you mean by ‘Paleo’ cuisine? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4282 Madam. Today's Surf and turf special is T-Rex tips with filleted Coccosteus. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4283 I preferred its being a man cave. 1.2414 0.06874 58 49 5 4
4284 No, I have never been to that topless Neanderthal bar in Rome 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4285 You might like Medieval Times' coffee better. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4286 I have caved in to social distancing. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4287 Yeah, even with this mask, I still got the rash. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4288 One of us has evolved; the other is you. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4289 I'm sure business will pick up eventually. You're just ahead of your time. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
4290 What's "coffee"? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4291 Nice mug. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4292 What kind of equitable relationship is this? You com home empty-handed from your hunting & gathering while I stay home & wash the cup! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4293 So...they insisted, "build it, build it, and they will come." 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4294 Do my biceps look big in this? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4295 You see shadows, too? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4296 Oh, this? It’s just IKEA 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4297 And in that moment, she knew she’d lost Russ to the hipster life. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4298 Really, ma’am. You have to leave. The CDC said it was ok” 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
4299 So where's the squirrel from the Ice Age movie? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4300 Welcome to Plato's cave. Please keep your social distance. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4301 ...I just think the place needs a little sprucing up Harold. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4302 Do you want the Wi-fi password? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
4303 You should have seen the reservation waitlist 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
4304 I'm sorry, we're all out of Enlightenment. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4305 I'm detecting subtle notes of saber-toothed bone marrow. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4306 Well, look at you, Miss Smartypants . . . 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4307 So, whadaya call this here? A woman cave? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4308 We have twelve offers over our asking price. Time to pack. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4309 harold, friends are calling us, we've had are two shot , it time to exit the cave!!! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4310 So. How’s the coffee? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4311 You look familiar.. did I see you on Henge? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4312 Since year one, we’ve been having the same problems. You just don’t fit into my timeline anymore. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4313 It’s not lavish, it’s just cheese. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4314 John, I get your masculinity complex is tarnished because you lost your job, but it is time to get out of the house. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4315 We're gonna flip this cave in no time! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4316 Sorry, we don't open for another 10,000 years. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
4317 Yes, it is grown in a sustainable eco-friendly coffee plantation. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
4318 So you’re just going to sit inside in your future work clothes waiting for the Pleistocene to end? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
4319 Still haven't been to the barber since lockdown eh? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
4320 Listen, Berniece, I simply don't see how this relationship can possibly work. I just feel like we're from two completely different time periods. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4321 I think you're right. I've taken this "quarantine technology break" way too far. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
4322 Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves? 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
4323 The wifi password is Neanderthal exclamation point. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4324 But I made a reservation for a table for one by the window 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
4325 I feel like you're not taking this seriously. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
4326 Have you seen my Zoom shirt? 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
4327 You said I could decorate the kitchen 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
4328 This is C-A-V-E, not C-A-F-E. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
4329 Pop-up caveman sensitivity training session. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4330 So, I shouldn’t say all cavemen matter?” 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
4331 Your coffee is almost ready - just another 10,000 years. 1.2400 0.08359 50 42 4 4
4332 I don't think this is where you'll find the essence of truth. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4333 The lamp is for display only 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
4334 Karen from HR: You do know that the rule is no shorter than your kneecaps Jerry 1.2400 0.08359 50 42 4 4
4335 Its called a romper. 1.2400 0.08359 50 42 4 4
4336 I just can't get a moment to myself since quarantine ended. 1.2400 0.08359 50 42 4 4
4337 I’m sorry Madame, but we won’t have coffee service for another 2.6 million years. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4338 I was thinking on calling it STARcave or caveBUCKS? " 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4339 They say you've invented the internet. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4340 Well, Derek,, if youre going to marry my daughter, I'm going to need to know a little more about you. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4341 I don't need to get dressed. I'm working from hole today. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4342 Did you pay the dirt bill this month 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4343 Would you like still, sparkling or tap? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4344 just leave your suggestions on the wall 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
4345 Are you here for the poetry slam? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
4346 We have multiple offers. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
4347 I'm not sure what you mean by "the dating site didn't give me much to go on." 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
4348 Can you tell me the wifi password? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
4349 « Listen to me! You have to kill all the bats 🦇 » 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
4350 I used to drink coffee. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
4351 where’d you get that coffee? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4352 I'm sorry, but we haven't invented coffee yet. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
4353 You call this a man cave? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
4354 Good evening. Me Ugg and I'll be foraging your meal tonight. Any allergies to twigs or berries I should be aware of? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
4355 I admire your commitment, but I still think you’re taking the paleo diet thing too seriously. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
4356 Can I at least have my 55” TV back? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
4357 I had to start over. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
4358 Hi Dad, I'm moving back in. I've had enough of the modern age. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4359 I’m sorry, Bill. ‘Mastery of Excel’ just doesn’t cut it anymore” 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
4360 I’m actually a paleo diet fitness influencer who sells Monat products while promoting sustainable fashion and you ? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
4361 Geez Harold! it's minimalism. Get out from under that rock you're living in!" @cartoonam 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
4362 This could’ve been an email 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
4363 Okay, Jim, I agreed to go along with your whole 'caveman' fantasy thing for the sake of our marriage, but I will NOT let you drag me around by my hair! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4364 Of All The Gin Joints In All The Towns In All The World, She Walks Into Mine. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4365 Gerald, I'm thinking a mid-prehistoric focal piece would complement the rustic aesthetic of our home. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4366 Would you like a second cup of our famous Mastadon Marrow? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4367 Do you have any decaf? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4368 The HOA fees are ridiculously low, and you wouldn't even think anyone lives next door it's so quiet! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4369 I seem to have misplaced my tenderizer. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4370 What do coffees look like? I'll kill one too. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
4371 Honey, when I said you could have a man-cave this is not what I imagined. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4372 I believe I'm ready for a primal scream. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
4373 Your new man cave is very nice, dear, but don't you think the animal skin outfit is a bit much? 1.2381 0.05863 63 51 10 2
4374 Your tastes have evolved. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4375 Hi, I'm Joyce, board-certified Ancestral Therapist from TravelTime Health, and you've been identified as the origin of intergenerational family trauma." 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4376 I feel like our relationship is devolving. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4377 Can't you see I've progressed? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4378 When you told me it was time for you to move on, I can honestly say I wasn't expecting this. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
4379 Hi can I apply for a loan? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4380 Well,just for starters,I would have to invent another chair. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4381 I really didn’t think you would notice. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4382 Avocado toast? 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
4383 Boy you've changed since last year 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
4384 If we had gone the tiny house route we could have least gotten a stove. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4385 I think you’ve taken this “end of the world” pandemic a little too seriously... 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4386 Why have you put the dining table in the bathroom? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4387 Yeah sure, I've always loved painting caves but, lately with lock-down, I dunno, not really feeling it. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4388 ‘We need to talk. I’ve found someone in the real world’ 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
4389 Look Jane, I know I should’ve said something sooner, but, I’m really tired of you’re technocratic, bourgeois oppression of my proto-man hole. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
4390 Its not technically a catfish if I actually do have a beard... 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4391 Nice outfit but it will never catch on. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
4392 Sorry, we don’t have Rocky Road, just rock. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
4393 Oh, by the way, the cave art is also for sale. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4394 So, then I gave up my heat and indoor plumbing to help defeat climate change. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4395 Today we're serving grub. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
4396 Who says it can't also be a girl cave? 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4397 If it's OK with you, I'd rather draw my feelings on the wall. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4398 I feel like my true self 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4399 Don’t you just love the ambience? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4400 Yeah maybe “Design Within Reach” is a bit of a misnomer. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4401 I don't think I'm ready for our relationship to evolve. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4402 Sorry, the Keto diet just doesn't work for me. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4403 I appreciate the table and chair and the coffee, but it still feels like a man cave. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4404 But the Beatles got their start here. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4405 Look, I just bought us a table and chair. I never said you can't bring in another boulder. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4406 I feel like our souls are entangled but we live in different universes. So I’m just going to go and be a caveman. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4407 Sorry, but we are all Homo here. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
4408 I thought you said this place was paleo? 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4409 We're so lucky. There's a Starbuck's around the corner and another over the cave. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
4410 I love you hon, but it’s time to admit this paleo thing has become a problem. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4411 Alice, you're right. I have been living under a rock for all these years. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
4412 It's Friday and it's casual. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4413 your primitive pheromones blend perfectly with this espresso. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4414 You just don’t comprehend the difference between fleeting fads and genuine style. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4415 Are you afraid of candles too? Checked! 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4416 No difference between us, anymore. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
4417 You couldn’t have picked a better shirt for indoor dining, outdoors? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4418 I’m sorry, we’re out of biscotti. Wings, we have wings. . 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
4419 Remember what we were doing this time last year? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4420 You got the job but we can only pay you in mammoth meat.. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
4421 It’s called ‘open concept’, honey. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4422 Had a pool table before my buddy moved out...but yeah, so this is it... 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4423 Have you every decorated a cave before? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4424 Let's date and mix our world together 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
4425 Is that decaf? Our Airbnb glamping experience may involve open house visits from upwardly mobile bears. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
4426 she - "So how long have you been doing the Air B&B thing? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4427 Sorry I'm late. I thought you meant 10:30 BC. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
4428 I think I'm ready to start wearing the pants in this relationship 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
4429 And the last thing, Peter, cut your hair off and put on some normal clothes. The pandemic is over, we need to get back to socitey. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4430 You realize this is going to ruin our ciccadean rhythms, right? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4431 I was expecting Bill and Ted. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4432 This isn’t what I expected when you suggested that we downsize to a simple place in the country. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4433 Ok honey, I think this whole Paleo thing has gone too far. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4434 I looked all morning, but I can't remember which cave is the barber shop 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4435 I appreciate your concern, but these days I actually prefer living under a rock. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4436 I'll hunt and gather breakfast if you do the dishes. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
4437 Grab a stone, we need to talk. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4438 Relax. The ribs are in the microwave. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4439 I told you Pottery Cave was a bad idea. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4440 Gneiss place you have here. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
4441 So, you know, I'm not a real cave man, I just play one on TV. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4442 Let's try getting out today. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4443 The newly opened Paleo coffee shop brought on unexpected ennui and had no Wi-Fi. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4444 I'm here to register for the Caveman Ball. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4445 I think we need to chat about your obsession with the Paleo diet. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4446 You call this a breakfast nook?" 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4447 Hey, it was your idea to move to the suburbs. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
4448 I just don’t think I’m quite ready to pass the light at the end of the tunnel 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4449 You’re taking this while paleo thing a bit too far. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4450 OK, so the man-cave got a little out of hand. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4451 Our coffee is fresh ground. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4452 These art installations just keep getting weirder 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4453 Who’s the caveman now? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4454 So how was your quarantine? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4455 We've grown apart. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4456 Welcome to the Paleo Cafe. I’m Thag, and I’ll be your waiter. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4457 The fire was good, but it cast shadows. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4458 Our timing has always been off. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4459 So your question for me seems to be: "Are you a holdover from the 'Caveman' or is this the new 'normal'?" 1.2361 0.04636 72 61 9 2
4460 When your husband goes way over the top on his man cave quest and then invites you in for tea because he's lonely. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4461 What time is The Open House? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4462 My husband doesn't't understand me 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4463 « I am sorry sir but with your current skill set we have no position available » 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4464 1..2..3..Staring Contest!!! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4465 You're here for the Paleolithic diet special I presume.. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4466 Plato's cave didn't have coffee. Can I stay here? 1.2361 0.06991 72 61 5 6
4467 I'm gonna have to use google translate to understand what you're saying, Zog 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4468 I paid to see cave paintings“...“ times are hard.. we had to sell’em 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4469 You want to go out clubbing? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4470 The other husbands just have a room in the basement with a big TV and a small fridge? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
4471 I've had enough of your Paleo Diet, I'm done with hunting and gathering! 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
4472 If you were going to the mall anyway you could have brought me some sandals and a latte. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4473 People are moving back to the city, but I've kind of gotten used to upstate. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4474 I hope we can find a cure for the common beard. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
4475 We're out of shaving cream. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
4476 Can I get the Wi-Fi password? 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
4477 Sit down, I'll get you some coffee. 1.2353 0.04740 68 54 14 0
4478 I don’t know; do you really want an avocado kitchen? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4479 I think the pandemic is over and we can go outside now 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4480 You look different than your online profile. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4481 So do you think I should *literally* stop bathing in the bathroom, too? 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
4482 I bet you’re thinking I looked younger in my Tinder photo. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4483 You're the furst woman I've ever brought to my man cave. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4484 Sorry honey, but it was the only table ICAVEA had in stock. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4485 You're not the same anymore. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4486 Unfortunately, our espresso machine had an encounter with a brontosaurus. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4487 Sorry, we're out of the oat milk latte, but we do have the Woolly Mammoth. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
4488 Its been ages, but I’m ready to live my truth. 1.2353 0.06327 68 57 7 4
4489 I think you've taken the idea of a man cave a little too far dear. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4490 So you HAVE been living in a cave during the pandemic. 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
4491 I'm into mid-century modern design. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4492 I have a sofa further in if you'd like. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4493 End of tunnel. Check. Light. Check. Are you fricking kidding me? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
4494 Please, grab a rock 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
4495 Coffee isn’t paleo honey. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4496 Jeremy, It's time we talk about your compulsive action of clubbing a woman to mate with her, please take a seat. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4497 This coffee place is a little cheugy, don’t you think? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4498 As I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, I thought I could as well open a cafe here. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
4499 ...and that’s when I just went for it, ya know? Who could have guessed ‘dating’ would make a comeback?! ...I promise next time I’ll have a second chair. And mug. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4500 Well, you should go out and see for yourself 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4501 Oh, I forgot you lived here . Welcome back? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4502 Woman: "Finally! I've been waiting for your return!" Jesus: "where's your mask?" 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
4503 Please can you put the cup in the dishwasher before you leave.. 1.2353 0.04628 85 67 17 1
4504 I hear you about that wheel. But have you tried just “being”? 1.2353 0.05590 68 55 11 2
4505 Well, this is my airbnb. There is a wheel over there that I just invented, in case you want to play with it” 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4506 I just feel like I’m holding you back, Louise. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4507 I know the common advice is for me to wait for you to be ready to come out (of your emotional man cave), but I thought I’d try joining you in here for a change 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
4508 I’m ok with all the changes in our marriage but my refusal to help keep the cave clean does not make me a Neanderthal. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4509 Its time w talk dear. You know humans and dinosaurs never did coexist. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
4510 Derek, this minimalist thing has gone far enough. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4511 This doesn't really spark joy. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4512 I told you, I'll shave when Trump is President again. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4513 You look different in person than in your petroglyphs... 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4514 Yes, we began serving paleo-brewed coffee early into the pandemic. Then we found we could charge a higher price and started a trend. So now we are expanding into the Neander Valley and Lascaux to catch the Eurotrash coin. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4515 Your woman-cave needs more chairs. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
4516 See, this is why I told you to stay out of my man cave. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4517 Listen, I'm a caveman and even I think the paleo diet is bullshit. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4518 Sorry, ma'am - but we're all out of the paleo granola. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4519 Do you think maybe we've gone a little too far with your paleo diet? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4520 It’s not you, it’s your decor. 1.2344 0.05564 64 52 10 2
4521 You can tell this Edison guy to stop wasting his time. God already invented light! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
4522 Welcome to the Ice Age Cafe. In keeping with our Paleolithic theme, you’ll find the Rest Rooms are outside the cave and anywhere you like. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4523 I thought it was your turn to pay the electricity bill. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
4524 I'm sorry, but the fact remains, we Neanderthals are more cultured 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4525 I'm afraid our design esthetics are just diverging too much. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4526 I’m sorry, but long distance relationships don’t work from time to time. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
4527 Spacious, basement unit with old world charm 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4528 What a unique concept! Been trying to get a table for weeks. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4529 How did you get in? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4530 Zoom break 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4531 „That escalated quickly...“ 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4532 I see you’ve moved on from cottage core... 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4533 Can you see that in this context I am not just an unshaven mess? 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
4534 Going a bit overboard with the paleo diet, don't you think? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4535 Stalactite. I'll be right back. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4536 I’m not saying you should HIDE your intelligence, but maybe just don’t flaunt it. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4537 Speed dating; Neanderthal style: "I can kill and strip a Mastodon in 2.33 minutes, but I don't like fire" 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
4538 Your Paleo diet seems to be working. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
4539 Don’t you realize, your paleo diet has gone off the rails? 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
4540 I thought we agreed on early-millennium ancient instead of mid-century modern." 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
4541 Mr. Slate says I have to shave my beard 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
4542 I enjoy being the Mid Paleoethic Modern couple. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
4543 Mike, I think that you've taken this re-wilding thing too far 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
4544 Long time no see” “Who are you? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
4545 I'm Oog, your cavista. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4546 You think you could move the table closer to my rock so we can both sit down? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4547 I just feel like this relationship is evolving to quickly for me. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4548 Coffee technically isn't Paleo, Rhonda. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
4549 I'm forward thinking. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4550 Before and After: Coffee. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4551 I came from 2020. I'll take my chances here! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4552 Why yes, “Java Man” is an excellent name for your café. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4553 Yes it is real milk in your coffee. It's a paleo restaurant after all. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4554 Welcome back, yes it's been a while" 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
4555 You shaved while I was out. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4556 While YOU were out "hunting,"... 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4557 Why so formal? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4558 I’m sorry, I can’t overlook everything that’s happened between us. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4559 If we are going to be living off-the-grid I need you to commit to the part. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4560 Sorry for the wait. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4561 We use 100% organic Mammoth milk and the beans are roasted using a brand new method we call fire. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4562 It's not the Marriott but it's still better than being on the streets. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4563 You still have to queue for the ladies 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4564 What could you possibly want with a She Shed? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4565 Quarantine has really taken its toll on me 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4566 Generally I don't do much entertaining 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
4567 So this is how the other side lives. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4568 This is kind of archaic, but do you have an iPhone 3 charger I could borrow? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4569 Would you possibly have almond milk for my coffee ? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4570 Yes I accepted you for better or worse but never said I wouldn't make the worse better for me 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4571 Just get the vaccine John, we’ve been missing you 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4572 Honey, I sent you out for milk epochs ago! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
4573 Grug knew that happy wife meant happy life but he wasn't going to budge on wearing his favorite pelt 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4574 I don’t want to come off controlling, Susan, but feel like you’re not fully embracing the design aesthetic 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4575 They say cave prices could more than double in the next 10 years. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
4576 I like your cave a latte. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
4577 Rental prices are becoming so high that I decided to look far from the city center, and also in a different age 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4578 Beats wearing a mask! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4579 But the gender roles told me I were the man you wanted. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
4580 What’s there to talk about? The age difference doesn’t bother me. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4581 Honey, we need to have a talk. I thought we were going to have a bar and TVs in our basement. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4582 Not a spelunker. A homemaker. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4583 Me take it you done with Paleo. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4584 I know some people say “you are what you eat,” but I never expected this when I went totally Paleo on my diet. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4585 I'm sorry, but I prefer tea. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4586 Is this the Hard Rock Cavé? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4587 What? You said you’d be gone an hour. I think we can both agree that wasn’t accurate. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4588 I'm pretty sure when Oprah said "to simplify" she didn't mean this." 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4589 I don't care that lockdown is over, this is my life now. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
4590 The paleo diet my be fine for you, but I can't survive without latte. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
4591 I'm thinking about seeing other people. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4592 " can i shave my mask off now 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4593 My profile clearly stated that appreciation of a minimalistic esthetic is a must. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4594 I thought you said you liked rustic? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4595 will you be dining alone? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4596 When the office reopens, I'm not going back. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4597 I can’t believe we’re doing the paleo diet and you’re drinking coffee. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4598 You’re definitely older now, but I guess you have regressed somewhat during remote learning” 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4599 Great news! I found the instant Rogaine bottle! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4600 Welcome to Time-Warp B & B. Yes, just as you requested, this is a nice little Neanderthal neighborhood. I know you are going to love it! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4601 It's possible we've over-adapted to the pandemic lifestyle. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4602 We still have some cave paintings to put up but pretty soon we’ll be all moved in. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4603 It's my coffee break; I'll finish field dressing the stegosaurus in a few minutes. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4604 What do you mean spelunking? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4605 I’m not sure what’s weirder meeting you or the fact there’s electricity in this cave 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4606 Let’s go out, the bars are open! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4607 Would you like to look at the desert menu? 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
4608 So, last time we made some progress on your aversion to vaccination... 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4609 I know our old relationship is ancient history, but what makes you think I haven't moved on? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4610 Yes,we have various items on our menu that fit with your paleo diet 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4611 I guess those people on TikTok were right! Anyway, in the 'future' we drink hot 'coffee' and wear 'pants', but not much else changes. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4612 Did you shave your legs too? 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
4613 You’re a bit too conservative. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
4614 No, I think you should keep the beard. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4615 Honey...I think you’ve completely misinterpreted your 23andMe results. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4616 This paleo diet has gone too far. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4617 Shall We? 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
4618 Sometimes I feel like we come from different eras 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4619 If this turns into another pandemic meme, so help me. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4620 I think we need one more chair. I'm tired of standing. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4621 Catch ya later. . .when chairs, coffee, and meaningless small talk have been invented 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4622 Look, life is solitary and brutish. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4623 Actually we eat mostly plants. The Neanderthals ate a lot of meat and look where that got them. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4624 We've finally settled in, and gotten the place just right, and now you want to take the job transfer? 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
4625 .....and those bad old days are behind us now, as you can see. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4626 Would you like to see our dessert list? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4627 Dave knew he had to up his game for this classy date. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4628 Look, I’m just going to say it. I’m sick of paleo. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4629 We only serve authentic Paleo. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4630 Would you mind having your tea in the toilet? I need the good background for my zoom meeting. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4631 Do you take apple-pay? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4632 He said in-person meetings were to resume next week. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
4633 Remind me again, which one of us time-travelled to this strange place? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4634 Well honey, you did say you wished you could go back in time. Lucky for you, beards and yeezy clothing are in style. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4635 . So this is a man cave. I just don’t get it. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4636 I told you, Josh. I've moved on. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4637 I would like a divorce. I need to find a gatherer. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4638 This is not an artisanal coffee shop its just my cave and that was my cranberry scones you ate. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4639 How YOU doin'? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4640 I can confirm that the pastries have been in the case for a while. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4641 I need a chair and you need a beard. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4642 My best advice . . . . just don’t augment with stilettos, ever. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4643 Tinder not where i get kindling wood for fire?? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4644 It's been eons since I had to dress for the office. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4645 No. There's no "Let's meet for coffee" in a man-cave. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
4646 Hmm? ai-kee-uh? Nope, never heard of it. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4647 What this place needs is some modern art. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4648 Let's go draw some fierce animals and abstract signs that humanity will ponder for millions of years. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4649 They said going back to caveman's lifestyle reveals your addictions 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4650 I wanted to let you know I've caved in.... 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4651 It’s a keto-paleo-2 pump salamander-mammoth milk latte. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4652 Now, this is how we do a civilized conversation. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4653 If you're my blind date, one of us should change outfits. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4654 Are we okay without masks? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4655 we’re awesome, I invented the wheel and you invented the Starbucks. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4656 They're winter wear essentials. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4657 Back to the future? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4658 Me want man cave, not woman cafe! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4659 Do you know how to use a QR code? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4660 Do you think you've taken this "paleo" thing to far? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4661 Today we have a special offer on pterosaur eggs. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4662 Darling, we need to talk... 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4663 Coffee's not Paleo. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4664 I didn't just go on the diet. I went full paleo. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4665 I am not feeling the Paleo thing anymore. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4666 Let me guess, you forgot to uncheck the Time-Travel box in Bumble. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4667 Thanks, but I'm only into the Paleo diet. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4668 If you're going to wear that dress to the party you might think about shaving your legs and arms. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4669 Me and the chosen people owneth this landeth in the future. Prithee wend hence! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4670 I know I said I liked alpha males but this is too much" 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4671 It feels like things are almost back to normal 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
4672 Last Call at Lascaux 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4673 We need to find another cave, I'm pregnant. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4674 You really have embraced this remote work thing. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4675 It’s time we talk about your cars extended warranty.. 1.2308 0.05490 65 53 10 2
4676 Quarantine has affected us all, but surely you haven't regressed to monosyllabic grunts! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4677 It’s nice but all the granite really makes it look dated. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4678 *awkward silence* “So I heard rent in the Stone Age was inexpensive and rocked so here I am ...” 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
4679 Don't look so disappointed love, this is the best I could do with 100K in Brooklyn. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4680 Your hunting trip took so long that they invented furniture, clothes and electricity. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4681 Delores, I’m sorry. I wasn’t expecting company. Can’t you tell by my appearance there’s still a pandemic going on? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4682 There seems to be a large gap in your resume 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4683 To be honest, shadows were simpler. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4684 Sorry that I’m shedding 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4685 Get started - I like to see the painting in action. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4686 You know Grag you are such a Neanderthal sometimes 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4687 I get that it's okay now, I guess I'm just stuck in the Quarantage. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4688 It’s time for you to come home. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4689 The future ain’t all that. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4690 Let it go. You’re living in the past, honey. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4691 Look Neil, I caved on the house but we need to talk decor. Pull up a rock. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4692 « We appreciate that you feel confortable furnishing the place, but we kinda have a zero artificial products policy here » 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4693 And as you leave be sure to grab some of our Hard Rock Cafe merchandise. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
4694 The club sandwich is always a good bet. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4695 I thought we agreed to meet here 40,000 years ago. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4696 Have you called number 7 yet? I feel like I’ve been waiting a thousand years. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4697 I appreciate our modern conveniences, but could we have a door? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4698 Will you be having the berries or the offal? 1.2297 0.04732 74 59 14 1
4699 I'm sorry, I just don't think a cross anthropological age relationship would work. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4700 And our special is prime stegosaurus en croûte au jus... 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
4701 is it relaxation tea or detox? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4702 Honey, we need to talk. I think you’re taking this paleo diet a little too far. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4703 John, you know the barber shops are open now? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4704 Today’s special is called ‘The Pre- apocalyptic’ and is based on us humans ruining the planet 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4705 It's time you got out of your man cave 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4706 I’m here for the crypto seminar... 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
4707 Cold brew? Don't worry, fire or no, this is a great cup of coffee. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4708 And why do you want this... Ee-lec-tricity? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4709 That rock does not spark joy! 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4710 The pictures looked a bit different on airbnb. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4711 Is Mammoth milk OK? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4712 Honey, I think you've taken 'shelter-in-place' too literally. Time to come home. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4713 Do you want to eat inside or outside? 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
4714 Honey, I certainly understand growing the beard during the pandemic, but the cave? No shoes? The animal garment? The three-legged table? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4715 Let me guess, you booked time travel with Spirit Airlines. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4716 It's the latest thing, minimalist architecture. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4717 Don't you think we need to update -- like a couple of throw pillows or something? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4718 I’ve been hibernating too! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4719 When I said "Learn to be on your own", I meant "Get a job." 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4720 Honey, I think I forgot to pay the last installment on the time machine. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
4721 Is there an extra chair? 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
4722 Your feminine wiles and cup o' joe will not lure me from my man's cave. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4723 Because we’ve grown apart. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4724 You look like you just saw a t-rex, would you like to have a cup and talk about it? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
4725 Honey, I know the work-from-home situation has been hard on you, but I feel you’ve taken “Man Cave” too literally this time. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4726 I see the two of us are adjusting to this cave lifestyle differently 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4727 What do you mean we're through? I didn't see the writing on the wall 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
4728 The scones will on the menu again in about 20,000 years. How about a bagel? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
4729 I am vegan. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
4730 Sorry, we’re out of Splenda. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
4731 Furniture isn't Paleo beth 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
4732 So how much more was it with a bathroom? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
4733 I think that now we are safe to leave the cave 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
4734 Are you sure we are at the right end of the tunnel? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
4735 It’s like your managerial methods are from the Stone Age 1.2289 0.05235 83 69 11 3
4736 But Throwback Thursday wasn't invented yet. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4737 welp, hello there... I never seen you here before. 1.2286 0.05055 70 58 10 2
4738 I don’t know what a light switch is, let alone where it is. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4739 What have you done for me lately. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4740 It's nice, but I don't think prehistoric mid-millenium-modern is eclectic cave decore! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4741 Well, it’s not nothing. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4742 Sorry, but we won't invent coffee for another million years. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4743 What do you mean we only have one cup? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4744 You’re not my cup of tea. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4745 So does that make me 6-story-walk-up-with-4-roommates woman? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4746 remember dear, now that we’re both vaccinated , we’re wearing pants again 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4747 I appreciate you installing the light fixture, but this is a cave. There’s no electricity in caves. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4748 Studio apartment - bathroom is anywhere, near tar pits and good clubbing. No pets allowed. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4749 Does my beard count as a mask? 1.2286 0.05817 70 58 9 3
4750 Would you like a cannoli to go with the expresso? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4751 Harold, this is an intervention. You've really devolved during lockdown. 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
4752 Of course it's good coffee. Did you think I was a Neanderthal? 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
4753 How do you invent a cup, a chair? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4754 Could I borrow your time machine? We're out of toilet paper. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4755 Sorry, We're out of cream and sugar. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4756 Sorry, we don't have a wheel of brie, whatever that is. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
4757 Do you have any magazines? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4758 I think it's time to take you off of the white-nose bat syndrome research project. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4759 You never want to hunt or gather anymore. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4760 Put your "finishing touches" on the wheel and I'll meet you at Lascaux later. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4761 I thought this was a cave. Not a house 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4762 I’ve met another man. You’d like him. He’s in animal husbandry 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
4763 We can call it Cavebucks 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4764 I really like the open floor plan, but I don't know how to feel about having bears as neighbors. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4765 Hey honey, I made a quick stop by IKEA today! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4766 If you need me I'll be in the She Shed. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4767 I was born in 4000bc. Or maybe 1969. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
4768 If you get vaccinated I might let you move back into the apartment 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4769 I think you're taking the Paleo thing a little too far, Norman. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4770 Honey, this wasn’t really what I was thinking when I said we should sell all our material possessions and live “off the grid”. 1.2281 0.06140 57 47 8 2
4771 Have you ever thought about starting a podcast on disconnecting from society? 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
4772 Cave sweet cave 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4773 « I am Sheryl Plato, I’m with HR, and I’ll be here if you need to talk when you come back » 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4774 Me, facing a year ago myself 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4775 Sweetheart, do you think this beard ages me? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4776 So you say, I am one of your ancestors? Well bless my hairy arms and legs! I see a resemblance in our feet! 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
4777 I don’t care how big it is. It’s not a “Man Cave” without a TV. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4778 No thanks, I'm just waiting for someone to invent the laptop. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4779 The tiny house fad is over. This is where we're at now. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4780 No thanks, latte doesn't work well with my beard and "stache. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4781 I don't know how long you've been gone, but houses in the suburbs just got very expensive 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4782 This will work! Best online date ever! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4783 I know you're probably wondering how I called you here today. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4784 Yes, mam. Our decaf, lactose-free pumpkin latte with hand-ground Burmese cinnamon flown in fresh this morning is all organic. Otherwise, we are all about “back to the basics.” 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4785 I've been fired for masturbating on a work Zoom call! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4786 While you’ve been hunting and gathering, I’ve been shopping at IKEA. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4787 You’re so devolved. 1.2273 0.05418 66 54 10 2
4788 A short meet with Godot 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4789 For your first day back in office, are you sure you want to be dressed up like this? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4790 Fred, we need to talk. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
4791 Honey you are back! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4792 I think it’s time we go back to basics. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4793 look, lady, I'm not sure this cave-share thing was a good idea after all.... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4794 You should have ordered that latte with chocolate since this is the Aztec neighborhood not Mr. Roger's neighborhood. 1.2273 0.07416 66 57 3 6
4795 Looks like we both swung right on Flint. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4796 Ooga booga?” “Yes, with the side salad please 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4797 Hi David. You’re place looks different without the zoom background. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4798 You’ve been here this whole time? I guess my one year quarantine wasn’t so bad afterall. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
4799 I wanted an immersive look into Plato’s allegory, just less... cave-y 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4800 I think we need to have a come to Jesus moment 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
4801 A little mansplaining couldn’t hurt 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4802 I think we could all deal with less “open concept” these days. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4803 When she told me my blind date was “old-fashioned” I thought she meant something else 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4804 Clearly, we have different ideas of what a den should be. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4805 You gave my club to good will didn't you? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4806 This isn't what I meant by downsizing. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4807 Nan came over and we discussed existential angst. How was your day? Thwack anything? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4808 Excuse me. What's the Wi-Fi password? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4809 I gave in on the table, chair, light, and cup. I’m drawing the line at pants. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4810 I would like to order something from the wall menu. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4811 I didn’t say I was vegan, I said I ate vegans. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4812 You're leaving me for a Doug? 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
4813 The covid pandemic is over, are you here for the interview? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4814 Oat milk? No sorry. We only have mammoth and sabertooth tiger. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4815 I got this itch to paint the sides of this cave. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4816 Try hunting wild animals to get your blood going. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4817 I’m sorry, Greg. I’ve decided that your minimalism is not sustainable. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4818 Relax, they were practically giving it away at Cave Mart. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4819 So you think I’ve gone to far with the whole Man Cave theme? 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
4820 You know you might have to go back to the office too at some point. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4821 We think now is the perfect time to restart those geico commercials. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4822 ¡Wilma I´m Home! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4823 I tried to tell you I was a minimalist. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4824 Lockdown is voluntary, Pamela. My cave is an investment for future generations 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
4825 You call this a cave? Come check out my man-cave, it has a wide screen tv! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4826 Where's my chair. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4827 Why don't you start at the beginning. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4828 I see a future with you. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4829 How the hell can a person Go to work in the morning Then come home in the evening And have nothing to say? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
4830 How about hunting or gathering me some almond milk? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4831 When does the rest of the furniture arrive? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4832 Wow,you evolved fast - and you think it's all due to... C_o_f_f_e_e? 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
4833 Please,make yourself comfortable on one of these rocks and let's talk about your relationship with your mother. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4834 You’re cold? I would shut the door if I had one 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4835 Eureka ! You have invented the café - what’s that thing on the table? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4836 Enough with the paleo diet already! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4837 You want the paleo menu? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4838 I told you honey, I’m living here because of the pandemic, the real estate market, and your mother. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4839 I put in an LED bulb to reduce our footprint 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4840 Hello. Welcome to Paleo Bistro, my name is Grog and I’ll be your server. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4841 No mask??? 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
4842 Can you tell me the bathroom door code? 1.2258 0.06049 62 52 7 3
4843 The rustic ambiance of this Air BnB is unreal 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4844 No Brenda, I haven’t been living under a rock, this is clearly a cave. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4845 Would you like to see the Paleo or Hunter-Gatherer menu? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4846 When you wanted to spice things up - i imagine a different kind of role playing 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
4847 'Well, this is not what I had in mind when I said I wish we could go back in time to the simpler times' 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4848 Susan, what_ think _ of _place? 12 offers! cash only! Make decision! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
4849 Honey ... we need to grunt. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4850 It’s just my morning microdose... 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
4851 I hate to break it to you but my "man-cave" is not an actual cave. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4852 You’re refusing to change your name?! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4853 Dinner was at six. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4854 Is your cave 3D printed? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4855 Thinking of hunting and gathering an area rug. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4856 Just because we say we’re family at this company doesn’t mean you can beat us over the head and drag us to your cave 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4857 What happened? You only went out for milk. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4858 So it's come down to this... #RegressionToTheMean 1.2254 0.04994 71 57 13 1
4859 This is a bit more than me saying you could keep a toothbrush here... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4860 I’ve come to discuss your wheel’s extended warranty. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4861 So you are thinking about going back into the office? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4862 Why buy another chair, when we have that stone? 1.2250 0.09120 40 34 3 3
4863 So. Me looked around and noticed there wasn't a chair. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4864 I’m more shabby chic but I’m actually digging this minimalist vibe 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4865 So. You buy outfit from Banana Republic? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4866 I’ll have the paleo muffin lightly toasted and cave coffee with mammoth milk please. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
4867 I only drink paleo coffee. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
4868 I DO still have feelings for you Igor, but I just feel like you're not evolving with me. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4869 The electrical is nice but it still smells like crap in here. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4870 We’ll start taking offers after the Open House. Are you working with a realtor yet? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4871 Look, we need to talk. Covid is over. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
4872 A little birdie told me about the vaccine rollout. Can we stop being so socially distanced now? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4873 Wow, you look nothing like your profile pic. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4874 You’re perfect 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
4875 We hope you enjoyed the Allegory of the Cave. Please consider making a donation before you leave. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4876 Sorry, our solid rock door is broken. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4877 If you're acting for Godot, he isn't here yet. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4878 This café is really leaning into the whole paleo thing 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4879 May I borrow some fire? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4880 Sure, I got the vaccine. But I love my man cave. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4881 I have hieroglyphic block. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4882 While you were hunting, I was gathering. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4883 Cosplay, glamping ... this resort has it all! 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4884 Rule number one in cave real estate? Stalac-lights hang from the ceiling. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4885 No, a beard is not a mask..I said 6 feet distance 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4886 Yes, Carol, those bangs and slacks are super cheugy. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
4887 I want my wheel back.” Valerie Marquardt, Minneapolis M 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4888 I'm sorry Leeanne, you're not the same troglodyte that I fell in love with. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4889 You dropped in from where, to try our dinosaur pea? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4890 Once I started going Paleo, I didn't know when to stop. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4891 I feel like we are in two different places. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4892 I guess I'm just old-fashioned. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4893 I thinks Open Concept went out during the Bronze Age... 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4894 How do we compromise between a tabby and a sabre-tooth? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4895 Do you think we have a future together? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4896 Did you think I wouldn't find out about your man cave, Steve? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4897 Well Janice, ever since we broke up I wanted to reconnect with the old me 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4898 Have you heard of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4899 Yesterday, the table; today, electricity? I thought we were taking things slow. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4900 This is my new zoom meeting background image 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4901 Could we turn down the echo a little? It’s distracting 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4902 So you literally have a man-cave? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4903 Mike, she knows you have millions. I don’t think the divorce lawyers are going to buy this 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4904 Don, I just don’t see a future with you in it. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4905 My startup just got funded. We’re working on this thing called a wheel. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4906 Hello Miss Hwang, I heard you were hiring. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4907 Is this still a good time? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4908 I’m really struggling with home/work boundaries 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
4909 This place is so hip, I thought it was a coffee shop. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4910 I’m glad we didn’t cave on the kitchen furnishings. 1.2241 0.05523 58 47 10 1
4911 I think it’s time to have another discussion about this minimalist lifestyle. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4912 This isn't what I meant by minimalism. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
4913 No Internet? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4914 Time traveling Covid escape. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4915 Did you go for the environmentally sustainable coffee or did you cave? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4916 I forgot to update to a more recent version of the Tinder app. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4917 Wi-fi will be available in 75,000 years. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4918 Yeah, but in Europe and Canada they pay higher taxes, and the wait is like, 3 million years. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4919 You know, the apocalypse wasn’t so bad after all. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4920 Why are you sitting on our firewood like that? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4921 It’s time to rejoin society...and shave your beard-mask 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4922 Hi, I'm looking to buy a rock" "Oh--we only sell kombucha 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4923 Drip or pour over? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4924 Oh hey Harry. I see the pandemic has been good to you. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4925 Not everyone can pull off the Neanderthal look dea 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4926 What's an "anachronism"? 1.2237 0.05803 76 64 8 4
4927 Uugh!”........ “no, actually it’s OMTÄNKSAM 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
4928 I wear the pants in this family. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4929 So, umm Lily, we may need to take you shopping before you go back to the office. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4930 Honey, aren't you overdoing it a little with the minimalist trend? 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
4931 Lockdown at your place? But we are still at work...what has stopped is the virtual world that we have created. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4932 What, like it’s hard? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4933 Yes, we are definitely getting the wallpaper. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4934 No infusions please, it's a man cave not a siting room. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
4935 Funy they didn't mention possible side effects of a paleo diet 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4936 It's an exclusive fair-trade primitive premium mix at popular prices available only here! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4937 And our paleo diet is all locally sourced. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
4938 Teach me how to make a fire and I'll heat up your coffee. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
4939 As long as anyone can remember, there has always been a line at the DMV. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4940 I told you there was light AND coffee at the end of the tunnel! 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
4941 I thought we were talking about the paleo diet. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4942 The pandemic has nearly ended here, John. Time to stop living like a Neanderthal. Your barber and tailor are meeting you in 20 minutes in your office. Think you can shower and leave your cave today? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4943 Welcome to the Great Paleo Restaurant. Today’s specials include woolly mammoth served on the bone, served with wild asparagus and wild mushrooms, all raw of course because we can’t light a fire because fire has yet to be invented. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4944 We’re mostly Paleo, but if you want creamer I’ll have to go out back and milk a Mastodon. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4945 Where’s the newspaper? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4946 Please sit. I have one chair and zero visitors. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4947 I don’t think Mid-Century Modern goes with our cave. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4948 If you’re unhappy with our abode, the door is always open. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4949 Honey, have you seen the remote? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4950 Is the pandemic over? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4951 The torch is passé 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4952 You're not even remotely funny. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4953 Do you like our new dining room? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4954 I was told this was the new coworking space. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4955 That was a million years. Will you go out with me now? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4956 Overhead lighting is so unflattering. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4957 Y'know, when covid is over, you can't look like that at the office. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4958 Excuse me, this is my woman cave! 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4959 We specialize in modern paleo cuisine 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4960 How can I knuckle drag and go nuts with my club when you're dressed like that? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4961 This isn’t the role play I had in mind 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4962 Fred, I bought you a razor; pleaseuse it. Afterwards, join me for a cup of coffee...your mug’s right next to the De’Longhi machine. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
4963 You're the second time traveler this week. Caf or decaf? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4964 I've been re-thinking our commitment to the Paleo diet and lifestyle. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4965 I hope you like flame-broiled brontosaurus. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4966 I must apologize. We were not expecting the early crowd for at least another millennia. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4967 The coffee is horrible. I wanted a chandelier. Your idea of a low budget homemade getaway, is absolutely awful. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4968 You're getting too uppity for me. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
4969 They were out of the non-dairy creamer. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4970 Why fie? I don’t understand. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4971 So who's the designer? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4972 No thanks,I'm waiting for a friend and the formation of Starbucks. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
4973 So, tell me, where do you see yourself in a few million years? 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4974 Just because they’re vaccinated doesn’t mean they’re pasteurized. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4975 So, you’re saying the future has instructions? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4976 If I don’t steal it, someone else will steal it. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4977 I'll get you a strudel as soon as we invent it. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4978 So, I suppose dragging you by your hair to my cave is out of the question? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4979 Where is the switch? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4980 It's ethically gathered. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4981 What do you want from IKEA this time? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
4982 You look like you could use this more than me. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4983 You should meet my friend Wilson. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4984 I've gone too far, haven't I? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4985 I really dig the Neanderthal vibe.”👍 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
4986 Walk past the corridor and you’ll find the open-concept restrooms outside to your right. In keeping with the company’s commitment to zero-waste, our newly renovated office provides shovels made of recycled staple clippings when “nature calls”. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4987 When two worlds coexist. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4988 Okay, but have you seen my keys?! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4989 Covid is not going away Ellis, there’s no point being proper anymore. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4990 I was just looking for somewhere quiet away from the family to spend Mother’s Day 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4991 You cave too easily 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4992 Where are we headed for dinner? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4993 Jenny regrets coming to Plato's exhibition on the nature of belief versus knowledge. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4994 So, is this still technically Williamsburg? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4995 I hate to break it to ya but I am evolved now. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4996 Energy-schmenergy, look at the bright-side, we’re crypto Billionaires now Karen 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4997 Told ya, I'm an old school romantic!😎 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4998 In your resume you told us you can make fire. We work at a gas station. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
4999 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to live a minimalistic lifestyle, John. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
5000 - “Don’t mind me…I’m just avoiding work emails.” 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
5001 You looked different in your carvings. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
5002 I'm sorry, we only accept payment via Dogecoin. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
5003 oh...i was cute 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
5004 Honey I know it’s expensive but we need to talk about remodeling the kitchen. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
5005 We have to grunt 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
5006 I can't believe it. Trader Joe's isn't carrying the Paleo Decaf any more! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
5007 I can only get you things in the Paleo diet" 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
5008 Can I join . 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
5009 Zog return to job. Must shave. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
5010 Hi! My name is Stephan, and I'll be your server tonight. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5011 What do you mean you're out of oatmilk? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5012 Hey, look, there's a contemporary-looking coffee table here in your cave. How anomalous! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5013 I'm glad you didn't time travel here last week, this place was a mess. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5014 Pterodactyls deliver our coffee beans fresh from a place called Africa. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5015 You didn't order a coffee for me? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5016 Ok. So I put up this thing you call a "light" and NOW you ask me if I have this other thing called "electricity?" Which is what, just generally speaking? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5017 Yes, this is what I'm wearing to work. Is that cold brew? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5018 These minimuls will catch on since few want to work in the fancy coffee houses. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5019 No, that is not what I meant when I said we're getting back to a 'new' normal! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5020 When you promised me a place in the mountains, this wasn't what I expected. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5021 And next week's coffee of the week will arrive as soon as we're finished inventing the wheel 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5022 . If you must wear a dress, draw something interesting on it. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5023 Ug? No, decaf. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5024 hey HUN haven't seen 👀 you in a while ⏰ wanna make quick bucks 💵 from the comfort of your cave??! 🏡 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5025 ‘I think a hot tub would really set the place off’ 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5026 Karen? What kind of name is Karen? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5027 So you clearly haven’t heard about the economy yet 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5028 Does this place come with a parking spot? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5029 It's a new drink called Postum. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
5030 I"m looking to do something art deco and maybe a second chair. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
5031 I understand you and your family are upset about being evicted due to the pandemic, but this is now my home. I am starting renovations next week. I could hire you for some plumbing work...do you know how to install a bidet? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5032 Sorry, we don't serve Cro-Magnons. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5033 Bob, I think we need to talk about how you're coping with 2021. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5034 You ate the fruit of the tree of wokeness, didn't you? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5035 Should I bring the machine, or will you be paying with mastodon tusks? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5036 I ‘m going back to the future 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5037 Take me to the river. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5038 I want a man-house to have my own space. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5039 That light has never worked. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5040 You could at least paint something. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5041 Yes, I’m from upper Manhattan and I’ve had this table reserved for us... get a chair or a stone... or just stand there if you must! 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
5042 It looked better in the listing photos. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5043 Chair wobbles. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5044 We need to talk. Get vaccinated, go get a haircut cut, and leave the cave for God’s sake. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5045 Was getting insurance easy? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
5046 No we don't have straws 1.2203 0.04876 59 47 12 0
5047 Please direct me to Stanley Kubeck' s 2001 Monolith. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5048 She often sat and wondered if the white man would ever evolve 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5049 How did we even begin? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5050 I watched "Rocky II" last night as you recommended. I liked it. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5051 WiFi’s down again. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
5052 We're going to have to let you og. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
5053 Actually, do you have any almond milk? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5054 ‘Oh good you’re back. Real housewives of the East Cave is about to start.’ 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5055 I’m looking to start a coffee klatsch,would you be interested? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5056 I don't know what happened to your chalk. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5057 Grog told me you and I would have a lot in common and here we are -- day three of a wonderful relationship! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5058 Aren’t you taking this Paleo diet thing too far? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5059 Sorry, our cappuccino machine won't be here for 10,000 years. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5060 Could I trouble you for some more tea, Rex? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5061 It used be a man cave 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5062 Seriously Amy? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5063 That’s a side effect of COVID-19. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5064 You can’t Ooga Booga in those clothes Susan ! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5065 Sometimes it's not enough to just put the phone down. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5066 I don’t think this is working. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5067 I needed to get out. Feel like I have been living in a cave for the past year. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5068 This coffee shop really went all out on their cave theme 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5069 No wall paintings? 1.2195 0.08199 41 34 5 2
5070 I’m just so thrilled they finally opened up cave-dining 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
5071 I don’t think this should be part of my being a hermit. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
5072 Sooo….can I get the WiFi password? 1.2195 0.08199 41 34 5 2
5073 Ive decided to move on. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
5074 I'd offer you a seat but my carpenter didn't finish the dining set, did he now? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
5075 The amazing thing is we have comparable intellectual potential even though we live 12,000+ years apart. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5076 Honey, I'll have coffee with you, but you've taken this minimalist thing too far! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
5077 Java man finds his calling 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
5078 ....and now I get my she shed 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5079 You look exactly like your photo. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
5080 This pandemic has turned us inside out. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
5081 Enjoy your morning coffee, I'm off to the reptilian race. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
5082 I wanted to to look back in time to see how you handled boredom.” 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5083 Can I grab you by the hair? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
5084 Hi! Are you here for an interview? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5085 You had me at "Before Common Era." 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5086 Where's mine? 1.2188 0.04708 64 54 8 2
5087 I can explain. I’m your future wife. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5088 We need to talk about how far this "rustic" thing has gone. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5089 So,tell me why you became an artist? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5090 I hope that’s not the last of the coffee—the big hunt is today and I’m just not the same with a spear when I’ve had decaf. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5091 Really? You think I'll look good with pants like yours? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5092 SkcubRats Coffee is the original brand that future man spells backwards? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5093 Ooga Booga Boo Coffee! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5094 Coffee on the rocks, please 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5095 You've taken the paleo diet too far. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5096 Fred, time to shave and return to the quarry. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5097 My name is IKEA. Would you like a meatball? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5098 You have severed the Feng from the Shui of my man cave. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5099 I'm sorry, we have evolved apart. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5100 I have just about had it with your caveman mentality. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5101 Let me guess, hot tub time machine? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5102 Have you seen my razor? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5103 Cave Art just isn’t the same since installing electric light in our abode 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5104 Let's take a selfie... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5105 Wait, you’re saying this is a VaCavetion? Hmm. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5106 I think you can take off your mask, at least that’s what the CDC told me. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5107 I though I told you - no more IKEA! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5108 You’re right this is a really obscure café 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5109 Well, hello Mary, yes the lockdowns have been rough..just the usual leg wax and a nice graduated Bob for you ? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5110 Sir, I know you are used to self-isolation, but this is still hard for me. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
5111 I’m just getting away from all the vegans. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5112 Okay, so we are going with midcentury modern? I was kind of hoping for grandmillennial, but whatever. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5113 Can we evolve beyond these modern floor plans? 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
5114 My pre-covid boyfriend was a narcissist you seem like a minimalist, I’m down. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
5115 It's a bit too avant-gard for the neighborhood. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5116 Barbara, the other caves are talking and, well, your progressive ideas just aren't sitting well. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5117 It may be time to unmask an unsolvable difference between us . .. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5118 Look, it's even got a light. What else do you want? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5119 Yes, it's a mug of water...what's coffee? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5120 I think I’ve outgrown you. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5121 I think I'm in the wrong century. You're wearing pants and I'm wearing a dress. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5122 No, the mask has to go over your nose. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5123 Sometimes I think we want different things out of life. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5124 You’ve crossed over from Covid cautious to down right lazy. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5125 Are you waiting for the Plato’s Cave casting too? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5126 I don't want to be the hunter and gatherer anymore. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5127 Your place is nice but just too modern for me. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5128 The social experiment seems to be working. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5129 I know you've been waiting for Ages, but everything on the menu keeps going extinct. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5130 Don't you think you're taking this Paleo diet thing a little too far? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5131 Can I have the cup? Another customer wants a coffee. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
5132 You'll have to wait since you arrived here a little before your time. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5133 I came a long way for a T. Rex steak. How could you run ou??? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5134 My name's Groth and I'll be your server tonight. Can I start you off with a nice brontosaurus paté? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5135 Your hair looks great. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5136 Double check the address on the warrant,you Neanderthals get this wrong all the time. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5137 You did well with the espresso. Now clap your hands and the light will go on. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5138 Don’t we have to invent the wheel first? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5139 How was your day? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5140 I know you hate arguing my love, but you caved very quickly 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5141 Staycavetions are so overrated 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5142 Kate, i think you are staying too much in your confort zone. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
5143 I think my eyes are still adjusting to the mundane gloom 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5144 Is this your first lockdown too? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5145 I thought we agreed to have a minimalist cave, Martha. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5146 This isn't what I meant when I said you should try the caveman diet... 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5147 Sorry honey but this is not for me 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5148 You shouldn’t be here. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5149 No thanks, I actually like living under a rock. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5150 Honey, you’re going to have to go back to the office at some point 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
5151 'The COVID pandemic is over, we can leave the cave now." 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
5152 That end of tunnel thing just wasn't cutting it. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
5153 You’re the second caveman to take my order. I’ve been waiting a long time. Caveman One, agricultural societies, walled cities, industrial revolution, nuclear age, climate change, the Apocalypse...now you again. I hope you guys don’t work for tips. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
5154 you finally woke up 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
5155 I know it doesn't have a door, but for a $100,000 in Brooklyn it's quite a steal. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
5156 When you said you wanted your own man cave, I didn’t think this was what you meant. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
5157 Hello ma’am, welcome to the first Starbucks.” 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5158 Care for some Java, Man? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5159 I like the retro furniture in a contemporary house! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5160 I thought you wanted to discuss the allegory of the cave. Alimony?!? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5161 It's ok, even modern men have difficulty keeping eye contact and thinking about anything besides sex 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5162 Amazon, Amazon? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5163 I don't care if Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, I'm done. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5164 Actually,our menu is all paleo. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5165 Just keeping up with the neighbours. They shop at IKEA. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5166 I love the modern furniture honey, but the flooring is so last epoch 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5167 Yeah so honey I did it again I fucked a dinosaur does that mean you're going through with the divorce. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5168 It's just behind that pile of buffalo dung. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
5169 I’m just glad GE came before A.D. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5170 The school counselor said we should encourage Tommy and let him carve pictures on the walls. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5171 I thought the man cave could use a little decor. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5172 Maybe instead of hunting and gathering you should finally pursue your dream 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5173 I actually prefer Paleo Person. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5174 The Door Dash kid dropped off your wild honey and locusts and says there's a vaccine, so I'm leaving you. Truth, your "voice of one crying in wilderness" act has been very annoying. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5175 Yes; I wear the pants. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5176 We're test marketing for a new store called IKEA. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5177 Primo feng shui, don't you think? 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
5178 I thought having a man-cave would be better than this. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5179 So you recommend something from the paleo menu? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5180 I've moved on from Paleo. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5181 I still think we can downsize. How attached are you to that mug? 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
5182 Sometimes I think you have a tenuous grip on reality 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5183 Znork is the very first to participate in: The Artist is Present - 4,000BC at the C.O.M.A (Cave of Modern Art) 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5184 And how long have you been dragging her into our cave? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5185 My husband’s wardrobe is from another era #itsthetruth 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5186 Who said you can decorate my man-cave?! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5187 How can we replenish the earth when we don’t even know how the light God installed above us gets turned on? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
5188 Starbucks has reopened, lady, have you been living under a rock? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5189 Shave and a haircut, only two dinosaur bones, son. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5190 I like the hairy flaneur look! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5191 How can I make you understand? No, not fiancée—FUTURE wife.” 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5192 This is starting to feel like an intervention. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5193 Let’s start with your Social Security number. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5194 Yeah, Tinder's so last century. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5195 Yes, I will agree that it was a man cave. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5196 Welcome to Stone Age coffee house ..would you like another T-Rex cappuccino….. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5197 I know a woman shouldn't follow a man into his cave, but here I am. Can we talk? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5198 Working from home feels almost natural now. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5199 I'm sorry Sarah, this relationship is evolving too fast. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5200 So... there... are... no... etchings? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5201 It’s not that I don’t like the decor. I just need a man cave. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5202 I wonder if I could have a look-around for old time sake? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5203 I'm sorry but I've used the last year to become more evolved than you. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5204 I’m gonna go ask the bartender to make it under the rocks. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5205 Sure, but it's got fresh coffee and the rental price can't be beat. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5206 I'm a antidisestablishmemtarian. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5207 Haha, yeah Tinder is crazy. Anyway, you want some leftover mammoth? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5208 Where ya been, Odysseus? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5209 With Paleo I think it’s the dairy you’re going to miss the most 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5210 Ugh! Grug! This was supposed to be our anniversary dinner! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5211 Sorry, I'm looking for someone 'of' my own age. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5212 Hey! I thought salons were reopening? Yeah, but there’s a waiting list. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5213 If only there was a shot to take so we could go out without a mask. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5214 I feel that you haven't really committed 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5215 Animal, Vegetable, Mineral? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5216 It's not you, it's me. I need a man who takes pride in himself. Not one who takes care of his pride. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5217 Management has us re-enacting Plato’s Cave for team building this week. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5218 Welcome to Paleo-licious. Our special today is freshly killed gazelle with some berries from that bush. Can I start you off with some 2 for 1 small rodents? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
5219 So now you are a feminist 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5220 Did you say Venti or Mammoth? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
5221 Your profile did say that you're seeking a java man... 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
5222 After months of failed attempts at gaslighting, the husband finally caves in. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
5223 You can’t tell me how to make fire, but you can tell me which vaccine I should take 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
5224 Fine, we can go to Ikea again but it kinda defeats the purpose of what I'm trying to achieve. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
5225 Yeah, ironically Cronuts won't be available until long after the Cro-Magnon era. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5226 Running the light fixture wiring nearly killed me! And now you want floor covering?! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5227 When you said you were into minimalism, I thought you meant Ikea. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
5228 Must have taken a wrong turn. Could you give me directions back to the Paleolithic? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5229 You going to just sit there, while I do all the historic restorations? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
5230 They’re from IKEA. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5231 …but America isn’t even discovered…how can it be a way of life..? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5232 I'm waiting for a Fullbright Scholarship. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
5233 Things are caving in 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5234 It's not difficult. Being a cave person is easy. Just stay in the cave. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
5235 Aboobibaa baouo bubuugha bubugha aighaa houou, 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
5236 You are the most promising outcome of evolution. Act like one. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
5237 If we are going to live together we're both going to have to make compromises. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5238 Everything has to be modernized with you 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5239 The beginning of evolution, just backwards. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5240 I was going for a pre-mid-century modern aesthetic. I dunno... I am just really attracted to the simplicity of 10,050s design. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5241 I'll head out with the next group of cicadas, when they're all vaccinated 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5242 I’m sorry. We’re out of wooly mammoth today. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5243 Love the “open concept”. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5244 You must be wondering why I have summoned you here to today.. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5245 It's been so long since I've gone anywhere I might as well be living in a cave. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5246 Slacks, socks, and a long-sleeved tee – so who's your sugar daddy? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5247 Yes, it's time we went outside, but I don't have any pants on, and I also kinda need to shave and change out of this animal skin, and I haven't seen my shoes since October, so I'm just sayin I'm gonna need a few minutes. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5248 Honey, I think it's time you stopped listening to Joe Rogan 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5249 How are you enjoying your authentic paleo dining experience so far? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5250 This does not meet "caveman" expectations. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5251 Really Eric, didn't ANYONE teach you how to dress for a date? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5252 Let me put it so you understand, Ugh ... Me want you put underwear before couch sit in dumb tattered caveman dress. Ugh no skidmark upholstery leave this time or Ugh soon new Tinder profile need make. Capeesh? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5253 I’m just not ready to go back yet. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5254 Nasty, brutish, and short, you say? Yes, you’ve accurately described our children. But half of them leave us in peace by age 5! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5255 I just don’t feel like we’ve evolved as a couple. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5256 What part of the term 'man cave' did I not grunt clearly enough? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5257 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. This is my first — what in heavens happened to your robe? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5258 Welcome to the good old days 21st Century style. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5259 Darling, don’t you think you’ve connected enough with nature? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5260 It's practical, but don't you think it throws off the Feng Shui? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5261 Ahm..., can I borrow your car? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
5262 Return to office - black and white circa fall 2021 1.2152 0.03452 79 66 12 1
5263 Show up with a microwave and I’ll be impressed. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5264 Please stop, Mildred. You don't want to continue backsliding into the trappings the carbon energy days. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5265 I misunderstood when you referred to Before Times. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5266 Mask with that Mocha? 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
5267 I like your Caveman Cave. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5268 The reviews said there was good ambiance. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5269 I know about the need for social distance. But couldn't you have brought a chair for me, too? 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
5270 I'll never cave to your desires. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5271 When do I get to wear the pants in this relationship. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5272 It's 50% for the comfort of my guests, and 50% I don't like people sitting on my rock 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
5273 But me no think me need Australopithecus sensitivity training. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5274 Can we move back to our apartment now...? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
5275 Looking at all this clutter makes me feel that we've become too materialistic. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
5276 Our special today is the Paleo Diet. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5277 You ordered? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5278 Welcome to Flintstone's cafe. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
5279 When quarantine over, first thing Gronk do is get haircut. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5280 I couldn’t help but hear you’re really into Uggs. Hi, I’m Ugg. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
5281 Can you build a car that runs on electricity? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5282 I’m sorry. We’re out of mastodon milk. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
5283 YOU are the one who failed to evolve in this relationship. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
5284 Do you have any breakfast specials? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5285 It's just that I've never had a woman take my seminar before. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
5286 Oooga booga! Did you bring me a DMT pen from the future?! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5287 Gentrification? Well, I think you're here a bit early. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
5288 going out hunting, where's my golf club? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5289 Are you from the future or am I from the past? 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
5290 Honey, we need to talk about this Paleo trend. I think it is getting out of hand. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5291 This latte tastes like it's been sitting around for a while. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
5292 I think our age gap is too big for a meaningful relationship. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5293 I'm keeping these things because they spark joy. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
5294 Do you think this Buffalo fur makes me look fat? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
5295 I knew you’d eventually cave in 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5296 I’m here to notify you that the extended warranty on your car is about to expire 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5297 I’m sorry to invade your home like this, but what with WeWork’s situation...quiet remote workspaces are at a premium. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
5298 Your resumé here says you invented the wheel. That's great, but what sort of communication skills can you bring to this job? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5299 Honey, I think you went too far on the “Stay home and connect with your real self” agenda. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5300 No, I said hold my PURSE 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
5301 I’m just not going back into the office. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
5302 I know this is your "man cave," but I just need a place to relax 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5303 After all this time I finally get to see the inside of the cave, but all I find is yet another instagrammable coffee shop. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5304 Linda, I think your female coworkers would be more comfortable with you using the ladies restroom before your gender reassignment surgery if you put a bit more effort into your appearance. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
5305 Honey, you have a great resume. It might be your outfit. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
5306 I'm sorry, we're all out of mammoth. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
5307 I thought we agreed that the red enamel doesn't work with the limestone. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
5308 Yes - I do think you need to wear pants to the office, Harold. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
5309 Honey, Covid ended 6 months ago. It’s time to leave the house. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
5310 I just think ikea doesn’t fit in with the current interior design, honey. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5311 I’ve done some reflecting during lockdown, and I’ve decided to go back to the basics. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
5312 Are you taking a social media break too? 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
5313 What a coincidence. We're first cousins, two thousand times removed. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5314 This is taking gentrification way too far! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5315 What do you mean I can’t go back to the office like this? This is me now. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5316 I'm just waiting for you to catch up. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5317 Java man, discovered. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5318 I couldn’t find anything to hunt for your breakfast 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
5319 The morning after history’s first one-night stand 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
5320 I love what you’ve done to the place, thank you it’s from IKEA 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
5321 My name is Toby and I'll be your server today. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5322 I am o.k. with you wearing the pants in this relationship. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5323 I'll shave, change into my evening clothes and be right back. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5324 What corner? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5325 Am I late for the bingo challenge ? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5326 It's time to redecorate. I'm tired of earth tones. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5327 Grog waiting on Grog's Americano. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5328 I may be primitive, but I still expect a tip. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5329 I’ve done some updating over the years and am now looking for a part-time housekeeper. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5330 We have soy latte, but our vegan menu won't be ready for several millennia. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
5331 I heard it was bingo night. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5332 But have you been vaccinated? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
5333 Mother’s Day is this Sunday, right? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5334 Finally a man who gets my faible for gathering. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5335 Our motto is ‘Death Before Decaf,’ so no, we don’t serve it. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5336 OK, who was the next best? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
5337 'Did you say Skim?' 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5338 I don’t understand how you are benefiting from technology. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5339 Honey, I know you're into Paleo but this place is a bit much. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5340 Hi, I saw on Yelp about your new cafe called Plato’s Cave... Do you have oatmilk? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5341 Human evolution has never happened” Change my mind 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5342 The housing boom caught us all by surprise. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5343 I’m so pleased that you decided to join me in my quest towards a more minimalist lifestyle, but you’re taking it a bit more seriously than I expected.... 1.2131 0.05022 61 50 10 1
5344 Time-troubling 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5345 You wanted to live off the grid! I hung the light fixture. You figure out how to get it to work. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
5346 Hey honey, have you seen my clubs? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
5347 Is the bison organic? 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
5348 We’ve been trying to reach you, regarding your car’s insurance rate 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
5349 Honey ! - The Beatles aren't coming. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
5350 Grog no like zoom meeting any more.” 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
5351 It's better hurry up, that is the only table available has you understand... 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
5352 ‘you’ll be safe here Mrs Maxwell’ 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
5353 I realized how much I like isolation. So no, I'll not be joining you. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
5354 And I thought Legumes were the problem 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
5355 Ugg, look - we need to talk. Why don't you fashion yourself a chair and then sit down, ok? I'll wait. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
5356 You promised to go all-in Paleo with me and now I feel betrayed. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
5357 Dave for the last time HR doesn’t condone inter-cave relationships 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
5358 It’s a little thing called, squatters rights, Bob! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5359 It's very nice, Harold, but I still think your man-cave needs a TV. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5360 I'm sorry. I need more than a chair, table, cup and lamp." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5361 I noticed your outfit from across the cave. Would you mind telling me where you got your shirt? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5362 You didn't need to travel this far back in time in order to enjoy indoor dining. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5363 After this pandemic I wanted a sense of normalcy. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5364 It's YOUR diet, not mine. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5365 Are you here for a shot or are you just quarantining? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5366 Is it true your restaurant is based on a strict paleo regimen? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5367 never thought I would ever interrupt you like that, but anyways. Would you like to have a cup of coffee? Can I watch you living your life? I need some new perspective. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5368 That’s not much of an ‘evolutionary incentive’. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5369 Hey, i time travelled, everything is wrong with future 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5370 When the CDC suggested social distancing, they didn’t mean stand 50 million years apart. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5371 I swiped right 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5372 Taking things to the table. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5373 I'm afraid you're regressing. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5374 And I don’t ever have to worry about rent, student loans, or food. All I need to do is stay unemployed and drink the coffee! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5375 No free refills. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5376 The Swedes are not better at creating things than Neanderthals, you just like that they give them odd, ultracool names. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5377 This caveman diet has gone too far. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5378 My tastes are evolving at an alarmingly sophisticated pace. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5379 I miss having customers here. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5380 I'm thinking of inventing speed-dating, as soon as someone invents time. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5381 We don't drink no lattes and we wear dresses in my man cave. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5382 No dear, I don't think I'm taking this "paleo thing" too far. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
5383 Furniture, light, I can see the writing on the wall now... 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5384 So much has happened since you went away to find yourself. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5385 „Oh cool, you even brought your coffee machine?“ 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5386 You said to only buy one chair because we would 'share' but somehow I always end up sitting on the rock. I'm tired of pushing that thing around 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
5387 I'll ask if the mammoth milkshake is gluten-free 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
5388 We agreed-I get the cave on Thursdays. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
5389 Here we are in the cradle of gentrification. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
5390 I’m honored you let me see your man cave. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5391 Do you have to make it so obvious who wears the pants in the family? And, how many times must I tell you to leave your shoes at the door. I'm so tired of sweeping the floor after you track in dinosaur dust from the Jurassic exhibit. 1.2113 0.03118 71 61 9 1
5392 I think a dab of paint on the walls would really brighten up the place. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5393 We did warn you what would happen if you refused to acknowledge the importance of equality. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
5394 I've evolved beyond you. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
5395 God going over the assignment with Jesus 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5396 Since the dawn of man, therapy was always an option 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
5397 It’s called quarantine chic. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
5398 Ok, I'm ready to go home. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5399 Not bad, but the patched mammoth-skin with the dropped waist is still my favourite 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
5400 So, how long have you been stranded here? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5401 So Moe, I am thinking about doing the Paleo diet. . .any tips? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5402 Want to join me for-er-breakfast? Do you comprehend? 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
5403 i got rid of the sandals, as you asked. but you kept the beard 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5404 I'm tired of you calling me a Caveman, we live in a tunnel. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
5405 Jim, I really think you're taking this whole paleo diet thing a little too far... 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5406 Today's special is rack of mastodon. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5407 We’re out of mastodon steak, I recommend the pterodactyl wings, the sauce is delicious. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5408 Is that a machiatto? Everywhere is being gentrified! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5409 Didn't you think coffee as a first date was a bit archaic? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
5410 Ok, I just think your taking the paleo diet too far. Monica Sells 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5411 No you can't go out with the boys. I wear the pants and it's final! yes dear. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
5412 Yes we are gluten free - whatever that means 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5413 What can I get you, ma’am? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5414 You may be taking this Paleo thing a little far. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5415 I see you haven't gotton the cave update yet. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5416 It's nice, but I'd prefer some art on the walls. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5417 So, a fashionista. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5418 All I know is I haven't seen my Emerson, Lake and Palmer tape since you tidied up last Tuesday. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5419 Sorry, the mancave model ran out of the beardless caveman. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5420 If this relationship is going to work, we have to accept each other's differences. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5421 So.........Want to go clubbing? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5422 I send you out to get a couple of spears and a hide scraper and you stop at a Scan instead? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
5423 The lighting fixture looks fine—but I don’t expect we’ll be wired for electricity any time soon. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5424 It is called a 'woman's cave.' 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
5425 I'm from the future...get used to your cave 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
5426 Oh, no thanks, I only drink mammoth milk. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5427 excuse me, sorry to bother you, but how did you get your coffee? I've been waiting for my waiter for 30,000 years back there 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5428 Sorry, menus are not provided due to our strictly paleo policy. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5429 Your mask is slipping. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5430 I should get a standing desk. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
5431 Now that you’re vaccinated, maybe it’s time for a hair cut? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5432 «-what do you mean we grew apart? This has always been the real me» 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5433 Harold, I think we need to discuss our prepper lifestyle. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5434 I feel like there's something missing, some link between you and I that I'm not seeing. It's not working. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5435 Wow. The pandemic really got to neighbor Jim, huh? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
5436 Honey, don’t you think it’s about time to renovate the cave?! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
5437 Explain to me again how "tall" means the short size. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5438 Why wall art? Not like it'll be a defining moment in human civilization or something. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
5439 It was for YOU that I wired my man cave for electricity. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5440 I haven’t fully acclimated to indoor dining yet. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5441 I think you misunderstood me. Now when I said sparks flew... 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5442 That was the last Keurig pod. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5443 OK, we're six feet apart. Now what? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5444 Sorry you're disappointed but this minotaur never had a bullhead no matter what my wife said. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5445 I'm ready for our relationship to evolve. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5446 My time travel app malfunctioned again. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5447 Okay.I'm caving in. Maybe it's not too burnt. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5448 Sorry about that. Cows have not been domesticated yet, nor can we grow cane here. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5449 What would I say to my ancestor if I had the chance? Stifle the man caves, Place your stocks on Women for the future, instead! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5450 You're right, I can't help it, - I still go clubbing. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5451 Functional design is in. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5452 Yup, our menu is paleo, organic and locally sourced. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5453 Thor, wake up: there's no future in being a hunter-gatherer. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5454 The CDC didn't say you could remove your pants. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5455 I really think it’s time you left the man cave and joined us for dinner. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5456 I wanted to see first hand what the "man cave" fuss was all about. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5457 Ants 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5458 So, how was your day hunting and gathering? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5459 What do you mean you've moved on? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5460 When your tinder profile said you are a modern woman, I expected you to know how to fetch a deer for dinner! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5461 Time travel gastro-tourism was not the thrill Jill had anticipated 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5462 I thought we said breakfast nook go best in natural light 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5463 Would you like to try our paleo options? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5464 She really should be home any minute. Unless she got eaten by a T-Rex, in which case...are YOU single? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5465 I told you this return to office thing feels antiquated. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5466 I told you home prices are ridiculous. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5467 We'll have to switch to candles. The light bill's too high. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
5468 Hey, that's a nice small-handled bowl you're drinking from, it would be a shame if it suddenly disappeared... 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
5469 I think we had different ideas about ‘going back to basics.’ 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
5470 I was instantly attracted to you on OCaveCupid. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5471 At least you could shave your legs 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5472 Admit it. You think I've taken this retro thing a bit far... 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5473 I told you the paleo diet would change your life. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5474 I don’t want to go — it’s a jungle out there! 1.2090 0.05438 67 56 9 2
5475 Please take off your shoes in my home. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5476 And Fridays, after the cafe closes, we have a rock show. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5477 I think we may have taken the Paleo Diet too far. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5478 I thought you said pre-century modern, not mid-century modern 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5479 I’ll go back to my regular hygiene practices when the world gets back to its pre-covid practices. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5480 John c’mon, is that really what you’re gonna wear? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5481 I didn't not say I liked your cooking, either. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
5482 I just came from the future to warn you...shampooing is a scam! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
5483 I don’t think your cave paintings would go with our new minimalist aesthetic dear 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5484 No thanks, I’m more of a cavé man myself. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5485 I appreciate the effort, but I’m still leaving you. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5486 Jerry, when I said I'd be open to trying to eat Paleo, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5487 Black. No sugar. Cold brew. And what else? 1.2083 0.04422 96 79 15 2
5488 You were right, it's still no shoes, no service out there 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
5489 Thank you, I like what I've done to the place too. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5490 I'm sorry, we are out of Oat Milk, but we just discovered that cows make something similar. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5491 What are you doing after the pandemic? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5492 It’s not a mask. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5493 Is the exhibit now open to the public? 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5494 I like the cave...but the other stuff is too modern for me. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5495 2021: A Personal Space Odyssey 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5496 Sorry John, I just seem to be the only one evolving in this relationship. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5497 Welcome to TRUMPS UNDERGROUND SECRET SOCIETY. NO MASKS allowed! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5498 You said it was just somewhere over the rainbow, Karen. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5499 Welcome to Spelunking where the customer is spelunKING, may I take your order? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5500 Woman, this is the mostly peaceful Neanderthal zone. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5501 I was just thinking of our future 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5502 I understand the housing market is tight. Still, I did not move out. I was away hunting and gathering. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
5503 Hey they’ve lifted the covid restrictions! We can leave now! 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
5504 What did you think I meant by man cave? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5505 I’m sorry, but more formal attire is required at our establishment. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5506 As you were out so long I thought I'd invent a few things 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5507 I still think sconces would fit the ambiance better 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
5508 Oh, so you DON'T want an open concept kitchen all of a sudden 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5509 I think you've taken this paleo diet thing far enough, Denis." 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5510 I'm working my way through college selling encyclopedias. Neither has much content. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
5511 Yes, it looks like we finally evolved into the coffee break period. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5512 I've been waiting centuries for you to show up 1.2075 0.04555 53 43 10 0
5513 It's not not enough. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5514 It's a mask I invented in case of plague. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5515 I’m not really a caveman, but I suppose the minimalist furnishing and lighting gave me away. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5516 Is the Republican singles meet up? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
5517 We need to talk about us. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5518 Can’t we just start over? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5519 I think I will invent an espresso machine. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
5520 At the risk of perpetuating Neanderthal stereotyping... me looking for Paleo, no Keto. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
5521 No have Coke, is Pepsi ok? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5522 Is that my 'Wheel', and what the Fred Flinstone are you wearing Woman? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5523 Sorry to inform you ma'am, we're out of the mastodon. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
5524 We've done great things here at Neanderthal. But I've received an offer from Cro-Magnon. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5525 I'm telling you Geoff, I've seen the future and it's not pretty. I'm not saying completely knock this evolution thing on the head, maybe just slow it down a bit yeah? 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
5526 steward, you need to shave and get out of the cave. it's time. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5527 This is an entry level position, however, we need at least five years of experience. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
5528 Do you think my quarantine look and man cave needs some help? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5529 I know it’s hard to understand, but I’ve evolved. I need our home to reflect who I am now. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5530 Caveman - I see you're back for another therapy session. Lady - Yes, people are back to normal again! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
5531 Aren't you taking this Paleo diet too far." 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5532 They told me to embrace the Paleo lifestyle in all it's entirety. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5533 But are you ready to give up your insanely complex life to scrub the cave walls daily on the chance I feel like expressing my inner doodle? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5534 Give me your trousers or else. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5535 It's the stone age. We need a make-over. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5536 Hello, my name is Grok and I'll be your hunter today. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5537 Before I can explain Amazon Prime, I'll have to start with telling you about something called the Internet. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5538 I don’t want to play cave man/cave woman with you anymore. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5539 Sorry to keep you waiting 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5540 I’m sorry Bob. I just think we have different frames of reference. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5541 Would you please replace the bulb 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5542 So sorry . This won't work. We arent the same age. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5543 Sorry, no Mammoth's milk today. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
5544 Are you trying to tell me something? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5545 But we have to keep up with the Flintstones,don't we John? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
5546 I'm afraid flatpack will never catch on. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5547 I'm sorry but the T.Rex vaccinations are only approved for Neanderthals starting tomorrow at AM. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5548 I am not saying i hate the lamp, honey, but I think it makes the cave look a little paleolithic. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
5549 What this room needs is a bison on the wall. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5550 Oh crap, Jenn was right about dating apps 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5551 The “paleo” thing isn’t working for me anymore. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5552 Take your time. Your era will be here in 2 million years. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
5553 The kitchen says that we don't expect any coffee until after the Pleistocene Epoch. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
5554 Once I went paleo I asked myself why stop at food? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5555 I actually just wanted to go back to when the coffee was still hot. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
5556 You act like a caveman. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
5557 That’s not what they meant by casual Friday, Bob. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5558 Wow, Jonathan Van Ness in my living room! 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
5559 What did you think I meant when I said I was going Paleo? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5560 Sorry we only serve prehistoric blend coffee. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
5561 Do you prefer leather or velvet sofa? 1.2065 0.03637 92 77 14 1
5562 It's time we talk about your keto. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5563 Are you my new neighbor, and what is that snake thing falling from the ceiling? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5564 You’re wearing my best evening dress again. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5565 I inherited my reservation from my ancestors. 1.2063 0.05383 63 53 8 2
5566 I prefer the drive thru 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5567 So, do you have any shoes in my size that would look good with my new dress? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5568 The Vikings were here... I had to assemble it. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5569 It's Post-Modern 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5570 Wow! A blast from the past! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5571 I see you went to iKava today! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5572 How was the time machine? Hope you had a good trip. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5573 That’s okay dear, you go do your thing while I sit here “gathering” my thoughts. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5574 Stop acting so superior. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5575 I'm feeling stipulated. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5576 Should we have a second date? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5577 Sorry Bob, but it’s time to get back on the grid. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5578 You really think you can memorize the grocery list? 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
5579 I hope room rater likes our new cave paintings 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5580 I asked for Decaf 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5581 OK, fine. I’ll shave. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5582 I'm not leaving the cave, Socrates. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5583 I didn't say I don't like your home office, I'm just worried that you're not really embracing the full "back to normal" experience. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5584 A ceiling fan? Do you know how hard it was even putting that light up? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5585 Paleo Diet Intervention. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5586 This studio is a steal for only 500,000 shells. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5587 You're not getting into the spirit of our devolvement. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
5588 Why switch? Long pants are a lot smarter for the whole hunter-gatherer thing. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5589 My uncle is bicycling outside to provide an eco friendly way of keeping the lights on. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
5590 Honestly, something about this date feels awkward. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5591 Gbjugg 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
5592 Why are you dabbling in this futurism? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5593 How civilized were the uncivilized 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5594 Primative, yes. But at least it's indoors. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5595 I love what you did with the place 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
5596 I get it - you identify as Neanderthal 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5597 Well, I say this IS part of the paleo diet. 1.2055 0.03881 73 63 9 1
5598 you made it to heaven, how does it feel? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
5599 I’ll shave when you do. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
5600 why so stony? it's only been a day into your social media cleanse 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
5601 So did you hear skinny jeans are canceled? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
5602 Yes, ma’am. I’m sure we don’t have free WiFi. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
5603 Thanks, but I asked for Iced Coffee 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
5604 Does this pre-pandemic dress look too prehistoric? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
5605 I finally caved to my decorator's quirky penchant for all things neolithic. 1.2051 0.04022 78 67 9 2
5606 The coffee’s cold. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
5607 I think the hearth was cozier. 1.2048 0.04619 83 71 9 3
5608 Sorry, we are out of the woolly mammoth biscotti 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
5609 Thanks for coming, Judith. My therapist said I needed a woman's touch in here. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
5610 Her online profile said she wanted an old fashioned guy 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
5611 And you think I'm the primitive one. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
5612 I think we should start seeing other pandemics 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
5613 We are fully vaccinated now so, times up caveman. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5614 Why yes, we do have Stone Soup. We have Limestone, Sandstone, Granite, Basalt, Pumice, Schist... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5615 Java Man want what you're drinking. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5616 The Woolly Mammoth is on special today." 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5617 Ya, I like the rustic, nostalgic, motif too. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5618 Babes I don't know if working from home is good for you... since you invented sweatpants you haven't done any exercise. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5619 Sorry to ask, but would you just show me your vax card first? 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5620 Apartments are so pre-covid. All the cool people live in caves now. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5621 Yes,I'm leaving. Off the grid just doesn't work for me. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5622 You’re taking your paleo diet a bit too much. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5623 We don’t have other menu options. Paleo is all we do. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5624 It may not be clear to you but some of our species did evolve. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5625 John, it’s time to return to the world. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5626 Nice “table,” but where’s my favorite rock? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5627 Hi honey. This waiting room is lovely. When do you think you’ll be finished with this retreat? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5628 Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Oh wait....... 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5629 Sorry, I don’t know of these ...“pastries” ... but we may still have a few dung patties 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5630 We like to think of it as more of a primitive-contemporary fusion concept. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5631 Inside: good. Outside: bad. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5632 Sorry: only one chair and cup spoke to my heart. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5633 So casual Fridays, eh? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5634 Yes I have one question, is your sabertooth free roam ? " 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5635 Sorry... "SHOES NO SERVICE" 1.2037 0.05532 54 45 8 1
5636 Our hedge fund invests only in the most promising hi tech firms. Our other office in San Francisco. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5637 I like it, but it makes the rest of the cave look a little drab. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5638 You don't expect me to cave in, do you? 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5639 Stop trying to evolve me, dear. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5640 Cavé, get it? Ca-vé. Ca. Vé. Accent aigu. Or is it grave? 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5641 It's a relatively good time for a coffee before travelling back to the future. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5642 Actually, if you only want one, it's "biscotto." 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5643 I can take you away from all this... 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5644 If you think that outfit is going to slow me down you got another think comin' 1.2037 0.07652 54 47 3 4
5645 Outlander? 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
5646 Oh I dunno, your man-cave just feels cozier than my she-shed. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5647 It’s called “mid-century modern”. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5648 i’m here for a job because i was told to do so 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5649 Just checking if the time machine is working ! 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5650 is it over yet? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
5651 Give your women a break 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
5652 ikea, youtube 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5653 How I WANTED to spend my Mother’s Day 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5654 I'll evolve two weeks after my second shot 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5655 Things are just moving too fast for me. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5656 An Ikea just opened down the road. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5657 We may still be in the stone age, but no longer in the Dark Ages too... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5658 Here at Caveman's Original Cuisine your meals are served on genuine slate and you eat with your fingers. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5659 You were the one that wished things to be back before Covid-19. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5660 I'm sorry that I cannot keep up. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5661 Don't tell me - Macy's is running another sale on anachronisms? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5662 Yes, I realize it was a fad, but if you spent as much as I did to convert my restaurant into a cave you'd be sticking with the Paleo thing, too. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5663 So, is this your first time on a troglo-date? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5664 It's not that complicated. Just drink the coffee and you will enter the 21st century. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5665 Asking me for an in-person coffee meeting is like going back to the caveman days, Susan. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5666 Don’t tell the others, but this world is actually a simulation. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5667 Got the new ‘coffee meets caveman’ app 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5668 ok you’ve taken DIY far enough. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5669 Your the one who wanted us to get in touch with our roots. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5670 I think a less evolved me wouldn’t have seen a therapist who could meet me where I’m at, you know? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5671 I heard this joint was a paleo. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5672 Wait, what’s a man cave? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5673 So, we meet again. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5674 The salesperson insisted we’d be Neanderthals not to choose the Smörboll dinette. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5675 Sorry, do you have anything ‘not on the bone’” 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5676 I’m sorry the pterodactyls ruined our picnic 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5677 Woman: I’m sorry this relationship isn’t working. Caveman: Was it something I said...? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5678 the pandemic really affected us all differently 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5679 I knew it wouldn’t work if we put my man cave and your she shed in the same space 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5680 Honey, please pull up a rock and have a seat. We need to have a serious talk. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5681 You're VERY early for our morning meeting. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5682 Pull up a rock 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5683 Jonah, you don't need a mask.. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5684 What do you mean,you don't have clotted cream! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5685 Do you date Neanderthals? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5686 Diva? D. I. V. A! 1.2031 0.05968 64 55 6 3
5687 Caveman discovers fired 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5688 I might seem old fashioned, but inside my man cave we wear masks and practice social distancing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5689 Okay - so, in a few thousand years, this exact spot will be my kitchen - oh hell. Do you speak English? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5690 I think it's two early to go modern. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5691 I'm ready to become more evolved. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5692 These streaming sites have gotten out of control. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5693 I had to go on camera 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5694 So, it's a table for one then? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5695 I just don't feel like you're taking this work retreat seriously. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5696 where is the ladies room? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5697 It's called Java, man 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5698 I thought dining inside was open.. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5699 Ma’m, the dates on my resume are not that old! BC means Before Covid 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5700 Darling I just feel as though you’re this paleo lifestyle a little literally. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5701 You said it was a home office, when this is definitely a man cave. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5702 Lovely flat white, thank you 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5703 Alright Steve, and how did it feel when you killed that mammoth with your bare hands? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5704 So I guess cave aesthetic is in now? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5705 What is carpet? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5706 Will you co-host an HGTV show with me? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5707 I like to think of it as a mid-Pleistocene-modern kind of a vibe. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5708 Doesn't the new furniture show that I'm trying to evolve? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5709 Today's special is seared sea scallops on a bedrock of sauteed greens. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5710 Window seat? What’s a window? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5711 The neighbors insist that you avail yourself of the discreet marvel of indoor plumbing. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5712 And I suppose we should collect art now too? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5713 Our menu is all paleo. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5714 Sorry, this is the Man Cave! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5715 but is it decaf? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5716 Didn't expect to see you here. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5717 Caught between a rock and a hard truth 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5718 I should never have given her a key 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5719 We need to talk about this paleo thing; I think you’re taking it a bit far 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5720 So, this will be your office, Sharon. If you need anything, look up our help-yourself guide on the wall. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5721 I’d offer you honey for your tea but my neighbor borrowed the last of it. 1.2029 0.07026 69 61 2 6
5722 Are you Loggins or Messina? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5723 No idea where you are coming from. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
5724 My wife left me. So good to see you 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
5725 So why don’t you pull a chair...? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
5726 In an attempt to step outside her comfort zone, and yet gingerly wean from a quarantine esthetic, Margo tried the primitive coffeehouse. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5727 While I'm out hunting do you think you could do some gathering? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5728 To me,this feels more like role playing than minimalism. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5729 Let’s unpack what your bumper stickers say to others 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5730 What’s so bad about a Paleolithic diet? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
5731 I liked your last place better. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5732 COVID has closed the barbershop. Can you give me a haircut? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5733 Why do you keep calling this "Scarsdale"? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5734 I'm sorry. I've decided to evolve without you. I'm leaving you the cave. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5735 What's fragility? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5736 No, I've never heard of a woman cave. 1.2000 0.05156 80 68 9 3
5737 I clearly misunderstood your suggestion to go with a mid-century aesthetic. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5738 I know it's an anachronism, Sweetie, but I really needed a cup of coffee and a brief escape 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
5739 Why do I always have to sit on the rock? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5740 But I don’t even know WHERE to find avocado toast. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5741 When did you evolve to being the one wearing the pants in our family? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5742 Yes,one chair and one cup, I’m divorcing you. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5743 What's Wi-Fi? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5744 Coffee still hot? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5745 Now, let's talk about the design elements for your man cave. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5746 You're my last hope. Want some coffee? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5747 I said wake me up at 10 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5748 I'm sorry. I didn't realize that this was your usual table. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5749 I got tired of the same old cave. I thought I’d spruce the place up a bit. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5750 You couldn't move the rock? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5751 Now there is one in every cave 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5752 So, I got the man cave I dreamed of. Then asked myself if this was all there was. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5753 Do you think we should move forward and leave a retro life style behind? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5754 Yeah- I’m back on carbs. We got a little carried away with the Paleo thing. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5755 You’re carrying this diet a bit too far. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5756 I’m wearing the pants in this family! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5757 Would you like to hear tonight’s specials? 1.2000 0.07441 60 53 2 5
5758 Do you think we gave up too soon on location in favor of affordability? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5759 I like your mid-neolithic modern style 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5760 I’m sorry, we’re out of ancient grains. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5761 Apparently, I swiped left until I hit the Paleolithic Era. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5762 Can I borrow your scissors and razor 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5763 I asked my manager and he said, "what's Karaoke?" 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5764 What’s the password for the Rock-Fi? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5765 Let’s face it, Grog, I’ve evolved and out relationship hasn’t. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5766 It's very open-concept 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5767 I've come from Napa Valley College to ask Jesus what enzymes he used to turn water into wine. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5768 Sorry. It’s drinks only, until the stegosaurus migration begins. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5769 I guess I just assumed “man cave” was pretty much self explanatory. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5770 The wait staff will be with you as soon as their unemployment checks run out." 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5771 Too Summery? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5772 I was thinking something Paleo. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5773 I’m sorry, we’re only hiring those with a wheel certification. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5774 Oh, and before you check out, please sign the guest wall. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5775 Did you stop and grab a pizza for dinner?? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5776 This regression therapy just isn’t working. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5777 We’re putting in a new installation as soon as we invent art. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5778 You've outgrown me, I'll admit it. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5779 I’m just doing the look and lifestyle for the pandemic - not the diet. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5780 Can you be my partner in isolation? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5781 If you pick up that coffee cup, I can move the table; stand on it; and change the light bulb. But I really prefer to sleep from dusk 'til dawn. That's why I'm already wearing my nighty. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5782 Really? You're already out of the T-Rex special? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5783 The Original Odd Couple 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5784 It's a movie about a caveman, in a modern age. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5785 We amaze me. You're happy wearing the pants, I'm comfortable in my own skin. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5786 Sorry but there is a two drink minimum to use the wi-fi. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5787 You still think this is a marriage of convenience? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5788 Is that a mask? you know you don’t need to wear a mask anymore if you’re fully vaccinated, right? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5789 Mid-century modern? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5790 ' Son, is this your new job? ' 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5791 Wait.....is this pre-school? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5792 So, if you haven't already figured it out, I'm really old school. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5793 Tea for two is not for me. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5794 I'm from Brooklyn. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5795 They only take reservations. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5796 I'll be honest, I didn't invent those. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5797 Thanks! It’s my favorite mask; it looks really cool at all the whoop-it-ups too! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5798 Using Stoned Age as a theme might bring in a larger crowd! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5799 Am I ready to take my mask off? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5800 So, as I am sure you are aware, this is Paleo. Your water was taken from the depression on the northwest side of the cave, and it was filtered through natural moss and slate. Dinner will be served when the women return from today's forage 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5801 Roger, have you considered that it might be time to take a break from your paleo diet? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5802 Let's face it - you're Starbucks, I'm Megafauna. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5803 Your husband called. His cab was hit by a brontosaurus, and he’ll be about twenty minutes late. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5804 Look, honey, we're doing it my way. I wear the skirt in this family! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5805 Yes, everything on the menu is paleo. And kosher. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5806 I am here to research my Neanderthal past. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5807 We have nothing in common anymore. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5808 Aren't they nice? I got them from Etsy. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5809 I've been waiting for you for three millenniums. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5810 You're the one who dragged me into this. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5811 You transgender too? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5812 I'm sorry, what's a BLT? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5813 Oh, evolution is happening today!? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5814 Could we talk about this later? My favorite shadows are coming on at 7:30. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5815 I'm just not willing to cave to modernity 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5816 It's not like Tinder. The guys on Neander are self-actualized. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5817 Wow! You sure changed a lot! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5818 Very fancy, but just wait; Paleo will come back. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5819 I’m here for the little cesars interview 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5820 It's an allegory, Wanda. The table isn't just there for your coffee. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5821 thank you for agreeing to meet me here 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5822 Adam meets Eve on Apple dating app. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5823 I think you’re my dad. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5824 I mean, this neighborhood used to be affordable until the Neandrathals moved in and drove up the rents. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5825 It turns out Jesus was very persistent 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5826 Everything looks different in this light 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5827 What are you doing here? This is the man cave! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5828 Think you are taking this quarentine style too far... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5829 Well, if I knew you were going to be such a caveman about it, I would never have suggested it 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5830 How s that crapuccino ? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
5831 ‘So they only had one chair left in stock?’ 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5832 How did you find me? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5833 Susan tells Carl she discovered WiFire. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5834 Mama said there'd be days like this... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5835 Is the quarantine lock down still going on? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5836 If cavemen had IKEA. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5837 Listen, being a good roommate sometimes means compromising. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5838 This beard is a new trend to keep the airborne viruses out. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5839 I’ll give you a minute with the menu let me know if you have any questions. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5840 This “future” you come from doesn’t sound so great Karen - I’ll pass... You can leave the kale chips. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5841 All the other chairs are taken. It’s fine. I’ll stand. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5842 Bill wondered why he shouldn’t kill Kathy for drinking all the coffee. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5843 This takes me back. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5844 Sweetie... I know it's been a difficult pandemic for you. But I think it's time to go get a haircut and put on some pants. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5845 Thanks for being so understanding, I’d do anything to get away from my kids. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5846 Should we use mask here at cave? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
5847 I’m sorry Steven, I just think the open concept is going out of style. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5848 Will he cave in? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5849 Somewhere between discovering fire and being chased by that saber tooth, I just realized that ‘this’ isn’t working 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5850 You can make your own light at the end of the tunnel 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5851 I have no idea how you're going to get your mask off, but we don't need to wear them anymore. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5852 You win, okay? I admit splitting the cave into yours and mine at the start of lockdown was bad idea... 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5853 I feel like we are not evolving at the same pace” 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5854 Mom, let's go out, see the real world now. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5855 You did say cappuccino 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5856 This is where we take a coffee break and admire the light at the end of the tunnel 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5857 now that would have been an unfair patterned disadvantage 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5858 Do your skills tranfer to latte art? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5859 Did you order an old fashioned? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5860 I just love the minimal decor in here. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
5861 We’re all glad you enjoyed that Marie Kondo show David but this seems a little extreme. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5862 So this what the Stone Age looked like 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5863 This millennium we’re featuring an all raw foods menu. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5864 I am not sure what you mean by almond milk. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5865 Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5866 Is this seat taken??? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5867 You’re on mute. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5868 They’re out of oat milk. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5869 I guess the the new cafe owners didn’t like my cave art 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5870 when you visit your parents 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5871 You wanna come back? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5872 It’s a new utility called “Cavro-wave”… provides both light and heat. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5873 So you think you're better than me? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5874 " Sorry, but I'm just not into modern women." 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5875 This speed dating is just not working! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5876 Try as he might Og just couldn’t understand the concept of a footstool. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5877 Why are you constantly evolving! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5878 Where have you been? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5879 For those truly committed to the Paleo Diet, the correct response is "UGH!". 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5880 What do you mean, ‘switch’ ? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5881 I prefer aged wine over coffee! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5882 You're drinking a latte with cow's milk and you're calling ME barbaric? Get out of my cave, Rhonda. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5883 modern-day Flinstones 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5884 What Geico sitcom residuals? You need a guy cosigner to get credit at the bodega. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5885 The WiFi password is HardRockCafe1 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5886 We’ll always have that night the heat went off. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5887 I don't know why you're angry. It wasn't a better vacuum cleaner for Valentine's Day. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5888 But don’t you think this ‘working from home’ thing has its limits? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5889 Oh dear, here comes the Q-Anon anti-vaxxer again… 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5890 Why are you in my man cave, Gretchen? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5891 Does my pandemic hairstyle make me look fat? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5892 Do you take any cream or sugar? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5893 For once, can we just have civilised conversation..? Without devolving! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5894 Do you want to go out to see the Friends reunion? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5895 You know I‘ve never been that good at telling the time, honey. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5896 So they want us back in office tomorrow 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5897 Your husband isn't into cave exploration, is he? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5898 We all feel like you've been spending a lot of time in the break room, Linda 1.1967 0.05392 61 52 7 2
5899 This is no longer strictly a man cave! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5900 No, I don't think wallpaper will "brighten up" the place. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5901 It's definitely time to go back to the salon. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5902 Sorry, but upon a good deal of reflection, I have come to the conclusion that overhead lighting is not necessarily coexistent with evolution. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5903 I know...but shopping makes me ill. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5904 I’m sorry, but I’m looking for someone a bit more old fashioned. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5905 Sweetie, we need to talk about this minimalist lifestyle you're trying to embrace. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5906 I thought I’d find you inside your own asshole. I was right. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5907 And den what happened? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5908 I look like we live a cave because we actually live in a cave. So, no. No shave, no haircut, no pants. You can keep the table and chair, though, if you want. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5909 Our multi-level mixed marriage is just not working, Zorf. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5910 Speed dating is so archaic. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5911 Do you care for another venti chocolate-syrup covered, fat-free, sugar-free decaf soy latte? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5912 You say you're from the future. But whats a 'latter again? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5913 I've just decided cave dating's not for me 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5914 Coffee? 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5915 Coffee on the grid tastes much better 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5916 M therapist says I need to set boundaries. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5917 Flintstones observed no shave November too. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5918 I just think we could transform here into a man cave, i need my own space too 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5919 Out of all the other applicants why should I rent my cave out to you? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5920 Hipster or cave person? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5921 Cavemansplaining 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5922 Do you have cashew milk? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5923 Was only shadow? Light cast only shadows? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5924 Damn caveman....Nothing did really change between us in these years!!! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5925 Honey, when the prefix it with ‘man’, it doesn’t mean that they think you’re doing it better. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5926 I’m tired of being part of your allegory. I want a divorce. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5927 Your modern world is so incredibly stressful. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5928 Juxtaposition also took me out of the first spelling bee. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5929 It's called regression therapy 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5930 Dr.Fauci suggests that both of us wear masks as we're not family 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5931 I am so sorry to tell you this, but you are going to have to come out of your cave and return to work, headquarters has ordered everyone back to the office. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5932 The cafe really can't get off the ground until you hunt down a coffee maker. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5933 Yes, it has been a very long shift. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5934 Must I sleep on the rock again tonight? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5935 So, uh, what happened to my mammoth bone collection? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5936 Excuse me lady, but you’re in my man cave! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5937 Whoever hid our cheese also switched our clothes. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5938 Welcome to draw on the wall cafe. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5939 But coffee hasn't evolved yet. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5940 Has creme brûlée been invented yet? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5941 Why were you in my closet? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5942 I wanted to meet in a clean well lighted place. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5943 Would you like a croissant with your coffee? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5944 Yes, the table did come for free in a pizza delivery box. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5945 I'm fully vaxed, Cynthia. Isn't that good enough? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5946 Oh,so the Mayans just switched those last two numbers around. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5947 You're ovulating? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5948 We're out of mammal milk. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5949 I thought 'social distancing' meant spatial, not temporal. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5950 Oh, I thought this was the safest place to eat....Isn't it the safest best place to eat? I'm really exhausted and confused about which table is now the safest...is the distance good enough, what? You look as begiled as I do, what? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5951 Pandemic P-A-N-D-E-M-I-C 1.1964 0.05932 56 48 6 2
5952 Any idea when you're going back to work? Any idea when your time machine will be repaired? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5953 I want a divorce. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
5954 Where’s Plato? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5955 No, this isn’t my first day, and yes, I have a masters degree. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5956 Don’t look at me like that, it’s ethically sourced 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5957 Plato was wrong, it’s even worse out there 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5958 I ‘gathered’ my thoughts. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5959 Wow, what an immune response. Did you get Pfizer or Johnson? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5960 This seat was open. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5961 I told you that women are THE game changers in evolution. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5962 Darwin’s un-evolved Israeli man wondering how to kill his normal Palestinian neighbour at tea time 🫖 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5963 You even made coffee!? I know I said make yourself at home, but this is ridiculous! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5964 HONEY.... I feel like you are living in past. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5965 Do you think we need another rock 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5966 I think I'm taking the feminism way too far. Now I see mi husband as a Neanderthal 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5967 Who, me? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5968 You’ve been out clubbing too much lately 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5969 Great dress. That vintage? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5970 This is the cafeteria. Follow me for the cave art. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
5971 The chef has prepared a lightly braised Wooly Mammoth over an open firepit. It is served with a locally-sourced dandelion salad with an artisanal, cave-made dressing. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5972 It feels like the evolution of this relationship is very one sided 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5973 No body hair, no service. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5974 I'm just saying...We've got to stop living like cave men! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5975 We are now back to the old basics. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5976 Right now we only serve cold food and drinks, but Ugg says he’s working on something that’s going to really diversify our menu. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5977 Lady, I assure you--EVERYTHING on the menu is paleo. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5978 You didn’t need a Pandemic to fulfill your fantasy. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5979 My mom looking at me when I finally decide to come out of my room after all day. 1.1961 0.05615 51 43 7 1
5980 Your cave or mine? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5981 Which one of us is sleeping? 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
5982 The kids want you to give up this man cave obsession. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5983 Kevin, I worry that you’ve taken this paleo diet a little too far. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5984 You shopping at Old Navy and IKEA was not part of the plan. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5985 I am just going with your grotto style living room makeover. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
5986 C’mon, think! The bearded cave man thing is too overdone on TikTok. You won’t stand out. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5987 I know nobody believes in you as an artist right now, but I'm from the future and I can tell you: thousands of years from now, your cave paintings will be a huge thing. Also: cute beard. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5988 Welcome home hun. How was your first day back in the office? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5989 Malcolm I get you’re a method actor but this is just too much. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
5990 I understand, you feel the call of the wild…. 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
5991 It's not you, it's me, Klon. I've moved on. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5992 I thought we agreed that this would be a man cave! 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5993 The allegory of Dave, when will he accept its 2021 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5994 So how are you dealing with the pandemic? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5995 Honey, you said you needed 5 minutes 1.1951 0.04733 82 69 11 2
5996 This meeting could just have been an email. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5997 Caption 1: "Yes, I realize this is a destination vacation, but you're not Fred Flintstone and my name isn't Wilma!" Caption 2: Yes, I realize this is a destination vacation, but we're not ordering Brontosaurus Stew again!" 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5998 We've assessed your resume, and while we find it impressive, we are seeking someone with a master's degree at least. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5999 Wow! Thereapple.itunesstored.software-library 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
6000 Your interior is so AD 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6001 Don't be a square give it a go. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6002 I'm sorry, Og, but you're holding me back. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6003 Waiting for godot. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6004 Pull up a rock and we'll talk. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
6005 I've had about all of this cave life that I can stand." 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6006 It didn't say on Tinder we were meeting in your man cave. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
6007 But you said you wanted Open Concept?! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6008 Your place and mine? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6009 so... fast forward a few years and we become two very different people. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
6010 I know Dr. Fauci said we could get back to normal, but we have this emergency bunker for another 6 months. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6011 I might have to work late tonight. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6012 What is this, a cafe? How very 2019. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
6013 Honey, Gen Z said skinny (underlined) jeans were out. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6014 @newyorkercartoons it’s just quarantine honey, not a time machine! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6015 I love what you've done with the place. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6016 ''Honey I think we should talk about our living situation." 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6017 We need to talk about this “Mancave” thing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6018 I came in for a cappuccino but it hasn't been invented yet. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6019 We're still waiting for a part. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6020 So happy to meet you indoors for coffee. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6021 Our Dinosaur will deliver our food soon, remove your mask so we can chat about what the future will bring. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6022 Our Wi-Fi is down--again! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6023 I know this is your Neanderthal Man Cave but sometimes I also just feel the need to get away. 1.1935 0.04202 62 51 11 0
6024 Please sit down, we need to paint 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6025 Is it ok if I stay here until it gets better outside? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6026 Maybe the 6 foot table will be a start.” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6027 You seem to have taken full possession of your regression session. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6028 Darling, about your man cave. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6029 Where are the rest of your friends who are chained to the wall? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6030 Yes, you gave me a free month, but you are still charging more 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6031 Welcome to the post-pandemic support group. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6032 Honey, I’m worried your passion for CrossFit has gone a bit to far. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6033 TAKE A SEAT, WE NEED YOU TO RETURN TO CIVILIZATION 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6034 I'll stop calling you uncivilized if you stop calling me a yuppie 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6035 Babe put your pajamas back on because hot girl summer ain’t happening with these gas prices 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6036 I promise you won’t miss much. I’m from the year 2021, and we are still stuck in the past... and stuck at home 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6037 effing Ikea. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6038 No, it looks great. Mid-century Paleolithic modern, right? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6039 is this your first time using the dating app cavemenonly.com? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6040 I didn’t get the memo about the costume party! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6041 I’m not ready, yet... 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6042 I’m sorry, but we’re looking for a candidate with 2 million years of experience. Try again next year? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6043 I'm sorry, Lisa, this isn't going to work. We're just from two different worlds. Me, a caveman. You, a 21st century woman stuck in some sort of time loop. I hope we can still be friends. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6044 We need to talk about your drawings. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6045 I'm tired of living in a cave - I want a divorce. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6046 It was either a light or a door. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6047 But I’m pear shaped 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6048 What else should I get for my home office? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6049 Bin Laden Cafe in eastern Afghanistan still going strong 10 years after death of founder. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6050 Do you think you've carried the Paleo diet a bit too far? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6051 I had the redecorator in, and he charged only half a mammoth. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6052 So, will it be Mastodon Mixed Grill de Pleistocene or Indian curried lamb with saffron rice take out tonight? 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
6053 It’s my beard isn’t it? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
6054 Welcome to Raphael's Cave Shack. All our dishes are paleo, and we are forage to table. Tonight's special is our 'cave-dwellers delight' it's a mix of unseasoned nuts, twigs, and berries. May I interest you in a glass of ox urine to start?" 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6055 Apparently, in a wormhole we don’t have to open our mouths or move our lips to talk.” 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6056 Give me that neanderthal dick I've been hearing so much about 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
6057 It's a hot market. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6058 I don't care about trends I'm not going out with you dressed like that. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6059 If you will drink that--to the bottom--you'll have a beard, too! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6060 I’m a pre-history major. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6061 Honey, what are you doing in my man cave? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6062 Our grotto is authentic, but the impression of exclusivity is totally contrived. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6063 Ten clams to one my rock will last a millennium longer than your Ikea stuff. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6064 I was thinking I would be sufficiently socially distanced here... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6065 sorry, the paper’s still not here. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6066 I think it's time we had a talk about this man cave thing. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6067 Have you seen the vacuum robot? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6068 Sorry, the dinosaurs have eaten all our free-range eggs. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
6069 I see you ordered the caveman macchiato, is there anything else I can get for you today? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6070 So you were serious about taking ages to build your "man cave"... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6071 Well, lets just agree we take paleo diet very different. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6072 I just think you might have taken this paleo diet a bit too far, Brian. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
6073 There’s too many people out there. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6074 Beard is so 2010s. Please shave. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
6075 You want post-modern, I want retro . . . so, what now, honey? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
6076 It's called "mid century modern", I thought we would go a little less retro. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6077 Honey, I know you like a retro look, but we need to talk about this. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6078 Is that the only size cappuccino they serve? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6079 Next time knock first. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6080 My name is Plato and this is my cave. Now that the pandemic is over, you'll have to go back out to the real world. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
6081 Starbucks was closed. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6082 I do support your decision to go full paleo ... I just thought I'd make the place a little more comfy! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6083 May I borrow your table top? I'm working on an idea. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6084 It's part of our hybrid opening. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6085 You came from the future! Is a Pandemic really scarier than a Tyrannosaurus? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
6086 Sorry, Honey! I didn't pay the electricity bills! 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
6087 Come. Sit. Tell me all about your pandemic Cave Syndrome. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6088 I don’t wanna sabotage your paleo lifestyle: no Ikea furniture or coffee for you, and don’t tell me that sabotage wasn’t invented until the Industrial Revolution 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6089 Cuppa? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6090 I'm going to cut to the chase. Brad, the world needs more baristas. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6091 I always knew that it would be a bearded man to save the world again. What is your Twitter handle by the way? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
6092 Hi mam,am I applicable to take the vaccine 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
6093 I’m beginning to think our aesthetics aren’t aligned... 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
6094 Please leave. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6095 Sorry I’m a little latte, dear. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
6096 Wow, hello! I am from the future and it's my first time meeting somebody who went through the 2020 pandemic. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
6097 . "By the way, I've burnt my bra" 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
6098 Nothing for me, I’m on the Paleolithic diet 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6099 It’s Shaker Lite. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
6100 How do you prefer your hyena ... raw or putrid? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
6101 Julie, it's been six months. If you aren't willing to go full Paleo with me, then what are we even doing here? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
6102 So when you said you wanted a man cave . . . 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
6103 Sometimes, I feel like I'm dating a caveman. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
6104 Ok tell me how are you planning to become like me?! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
6105 Just the coffee for me. I'm meeting someone. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
6106 I’m not saying another word until my lawyer arrives” 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
6107 It is Mid-Millennium. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
6108 Thanks for keeping a safe social distance 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6109 Libra, you are too high maintenance, I''m going back to Olga. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
6110 You are not part of this installation. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6111 Honey,we need to talk. Your boss just called and said your return-to-work date has been set. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6112 I'm here to fix the light...Thank the lord for his lifetime warranty. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
6113 How long have you been interested in Paleo dating? 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
6114 You must be really tired after your long time travel journey. Would you like to have a cup of coffee or so? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
6115 I'm leaving, Susan. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
6116 I think you were only supposed to wait for 15-30 minutes. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
6117 I thought that going back in time and living the simple life would bring me happiness, but I still feel empty inside 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
6118 John - this isn’t working out, you’re living in the past” 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
6119 Your indoor table will be ready in about 5 minutes. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6120 I'm starting to think we've taken the Minimalist thing too far. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6121 Obviously I came for the coffee, not the art! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6122 I'm sorry, I don't have a Long Island Railroad Schedule.... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6123 I have thought about what you have said. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6124 And just one more thing...Do you get Oprah here? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6125 It's not you, it's me... and my woolly mammoth Tusky, if you must know. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6126 Honey, this has gone too far... We really need to talk about your man cave. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6127 I always wanted to open my own CaVe’ * *(Highlight and Accented as in cafe’) 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6128 I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6129 This coffee shop feels like it's from a different era. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6130 Seriously, what do you call this? "Back To The Future", with those clothes, the fancy light, the mug, and the fancy furniture? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6131 Ok, maybe I’ve taken this paleo thing a little far. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6132 Get a haircut! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6133 Won't we be criticized for being ahead of our Age? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6134 Things have changed since the last time you took me out. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6135 I call it mid-Paleolithic Century Modern. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6136 what part of “man cave” do you not get?! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6137 Dan, you’ve really taken the hipster thing a little too far. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6138 You’ve got a latte explaining to do. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6139 Hi, I heard you take people back in time. I’d like to go back. Please. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6140 Miss , I remember when the world was a much simpler place to live in. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6141 sorry, I only take my coffee with 3 creams and two egg yolks. It’s not your fault, you didn’t know I was paleo, how could you? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6142 I got the brains and you got the looks? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6143 I don’t know, sometimes I feel like you’re ready to move on. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6144 Is the dinner ready? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
6145 I'm hoping we can start over. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6146 And when a familiar environment was created, they gave us their left or right arm, and immunity was achieved thus.... 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6147 Ikea 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
6148 That's right. I'm not wearing a mask. And,also here at the LatteCave we don't wear socks or underwear. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6149 Who was you interior designer? The place is so modern and minimalist. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
6150 I can handle the hunting and gathering, it’s the bill paying that scares me. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6151 Time travellers are an attractive species! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6152 Our specials are the T-Rex rib cooked on an open flame or the frog special cooked in blood based pudding 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6153 You had to see this coming, Trog. You don’t even like coffee, do you? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6154 Eat. Pray. Love,they said. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6155 Yep, my husband is a caveman. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6156 You must be living in the past, Oat Milk is the thing now. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6157 You said there was something you wanted to talk to me about?..." 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6158 Sorry, we're all out of mammoth milk. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6159 I'm sorry but you're a bit overqualified for this era. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6160 Tea? What is "tea"? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6161 Mary, if you insist on me being so strict with this Paleo Diet, you have to let me drag you by the hair! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6162 you did pay the light bill? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6163 Late? I thought for certain I was early. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6164 The allegory would do a really good job of explaining why I can't explain the allegory. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6165 Sorry, your resume was excellent but you hair is too short 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6166 I guess your prehistoric date didn't show up. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6167 Of course I self-assembled these. Look, the instructions are on the cave walls! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6168 It's called an algorithm, but it takes a long time to explain 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6169 Where to you stock the toilet paper? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6170 I came to see you to discuss child support. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6171 No, Gronk have no WiFi 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6172 Stop giving me that smug, evolved look 👀 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6173 What do you mean by “near tangency” and “spatial ambiguity”? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6174 It’s called Mid Era Modern. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6175 So, read any good allegories lately? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6176 That definitely puts the 'lamp' into 'glamping'... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6177 „Please, Love, put the table away and stop pretending that it‘s still 2021.“ 1.1897 0.04893 58 49 8 1
6178 Can I get you more comfortable clothing? 🤓 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6179 It not that I no want to help with dishes. It that I not know what “dishes” is. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6180 I think it’s finally time to leave the house and get a haircut 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6181 Welcome to the first fully immersive paleo cafe. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6182 Don’t worry, my roommate can sleep through anything—even winter. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
6183 The rules require consistency. Electric lights are not permitted with cave man activities. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
6184 How 'bout you sit on that rock and I sit in your chair..... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
6185 Before we send you to France, we'd like to see your work with water buffalo. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
6186 If you want cream you’ll have to go milk it yourself. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
6187 Why do we have to move to Miami? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
6188 No, I don’t know the Flintstones or the Rubbles! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6189 Og not have preferred pronouns because Og not understand pronouns. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6190 Honey, I think you’re taking this Paleo diet thing a bit far. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6191 I Deon't care how they dress in your cave. If you want to fit in here, you'd better learn how to dress properly. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6192 This is my man cave and I don't like what you did to it. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6193 This is all about Stoned Age. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6194 This whole “Flintstones” lifestyle has been a disaster Kevin and now you tell me that the old theme-ending “We’ll have a gay old time” is for real? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6195 Your barrista will return from the hunt soon. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6196 I feel like you’re not progressing in this relationship” 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
6197 Jack and Susan, connected by "spelunking" within their Match profiles, were glad they agreed to meet for coffee, soon, rather than e-mailing for weeks about trivialities. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6198 We expect to have 100% indoor dining by the Neolithic Period. 1.1887 0.05080 53 45 7 1
6199 Why am I in your caption Amy? 1.1887 0.05426 53 45 7 1
6200 hey, so I don't have to wear a mask 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6201 I'll be your server today, but coffee will not be invented for many sun-cycles. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6202 You are what you eat. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6203 You said, 'Dress for success.' 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
6204 Welcome to my time cave. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6205 I went all-in for Paleo. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6206 It was fine for working from home, but you should probably wear pants to the office... 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6207 Enjoy your coffee while I think some more about whether to get vaccinated 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6208 Yes, I have sat down to rest and have a cup 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6209 Is this hairy enough to play my part? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
6210 Can you imagine our parietal artwork in this lighting? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6211 Of course the coffee ‘s cold. You’re late by about 10,000 years. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
6212 And we also accept cryptocurrency. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6213 I notice that you are acting like a homo sapien again. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6214 And now the magazine is in digital format 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
6215 Thanks for the coffee. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6216 Thanks for coming Ted. Now, before we begin, please make yourself feel right at home. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6217 Let’s have beer, In my ear 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
6218 so those shadows on the walls represent the lack of education amongst whom? 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
6219 I must admit, your cafe looked more civilized online. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
6220 What did you do to improve yourself during the apocalypse? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6221 Do you think they have internet outside? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6222 And in the future, you'll be able to visit European Wax Center. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6223 here you go, a condom 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
6224 But are you sure your family is ready for an interracial relationship? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6225 Would you like a mammoth panini with your latte? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
6226 I’m your caveman and this is my club 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
6227 Ug didn’t know what to think of the new decor since ‘decor’ was not a term he understood yet. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
6228 My name is Og. I’ll be serving you this evening. Would you like to hear the specials? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
6229 Is the beard compensating for the smock? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6230 I know it feels like you’ve been waiting a long time, but sorry this seat is still taken. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
6231 So what do people usually do after the tiktok clothes swap? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
6232 Remember the other day when you said we beat the odds by not breaking up during the pandemic? Well, I’ve been sitting here thinking... Now that I’m fully vaccinated I think we should start seeing other people. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
6233 Omg! You guys had it right all along! It's so vcozy in this cave 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6234 Dayrl, You and I have a very different definition of what minimalism is. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
6235 Your little hole-in-the-wall is so cozy. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6236 What's with the stony face? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6237 You want something from Wendy's? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
6238 I'm virtue signaling to the other city dads. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6239 You were correct to assume we don't require masks. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
6240 Sprechen sie Neanderthal 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
6241 What's 'cabin fever'? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6242 I guess I got overdressed for your visit. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6243 It's called Midcentury Modern. Do you like the pendant lamp? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6244 I caved and bought the more expensive table. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
6245 You were asked here today because of your identity for me to learn how you feel you are treated by the other cavemen,I mean,cave dwellers...please tell me about your experience as a fitted clothing and skin coverage positive person. I have 5 minutes. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6246 Mammoth is only 'service for twenty'" 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6247 Intertemporal relationships never work out. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
6248 Am I to early for the specials?! 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
6249 oh, that tinder?! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6250 People have been saying they want simpler lives. So I opened this place and ever since it's been gangbusters. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6251 Yes I think I do remember you from high school 1.1875 0.05693 48 41 6 1
6252 Well, there goes the ambiance... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6253 Grog no understand "blueberry scone" 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6254 Sorry, we’re all out of decaf. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6255 Remember the dinosaur eggs on your way home from the insurrection. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
6256 Honey, you agreed that post vaccination your Cave Syndrome would end. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6257 No, "All Things Must Pass" was my first album after the Beatles 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6258 Looks like I'm going to have to wear the pants in the relationship 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
6259 Please put on your mask. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6260 Yes I'm the manager, how in the ooga booga can I help you? 1.1875 0.04384 64 53 11 0
6261 So, you want to teach women real feminism on Twitter? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6262 Did Plato know about the plague, miss? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6263 Yeah, I moved out here in 2019 to cut myself from society. I FINALLY got time alone, grew a beard, started a vegetable garden, baked my own bread with wild yeast, read books I’ve been meaning to read, taught myself Español, wrote poetry, knit this outfit and wrote a book about my isolation so that others could experience this life changing journey too. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
6264 The Coronavirus Effect 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
6265 This Ikea thing has gone to far. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6266 I just think you’re taking this quarantine beard thing a little too far. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
6267 She's your mother. You wrap her present. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
6268 How much longer till you evolve to ruin your body with a pregnancy.? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
6269 Should we talk to HR about setting a new dress code policy since everyone’s working remote? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6270 honey quarantine is over and we need to adress your hygiene habits 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6271 I'll have what she's having 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
6272 I’ve lost all interest in painting the walls since the divorce. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
6273 I'm sorry ma'am but you can't meet Jabba The Hutt if you aren't vaccinated. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
6274 Where’s the scramble eggs and bacon? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
6275 Woman: What's the WiFi password? Caveman: earthwindandfire. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
6276 Enough of the quarantine Karen, your Waxination is due now 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
6277 By the way, we don't serve coffee. Is an Americano OK? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
6278 I like your place but... I'm slightly done with brutalist designs. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
6279 You said "expresso." Are you some kind of Neanderthal? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6280 Why don't you pull up a rock? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6281 A dimmer on the light switch? I wish you had told me sooner! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6282 It's time this relationship evolved." 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6283 Good evening -- me Ook. May I tell you about our raw meat? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6284 How ‘bout them Yankees? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6285 I said I want to travel the way we used to, but this isn't what I meant 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6286 Are you sure we have to keep quarantining? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6287 That's right, Grong- Ikea delivers. 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
6288 Hello and welcome to Cave, a primitive dining experience. I’m your cave server, Sebastian. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6289 don't you think you are taking this Paleo diet a little too far? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6290 I'm not sure if I'm liking the evolution of this relationship 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6291 If you want to join me, you need a chair and a coffee cup 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6292 I was thinking of some kind of mural with pictures of wooly mammoths and such. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6293 It's amazing what you morning people can accomplish. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6294 Sorry I'm late. The jet pack is acting up again. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6295 I am hipster" / "Do you want matcha? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6296 Janet, you have been so supportive of my health journey but these chairs, table and lamp aren’t Paleo. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6297 Welcome to The Tea Time Traveller's Cafe 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6298 You’re all I need 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6299 Both at the same time: “I’m assuming you didn’t get the message” 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6300 I think hipsterism has gone way too far 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6301 Help wanted" and then accepting literally anyone because right now people are making more off of unemployment and no one pays a livable wage 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6302 What do you mean I'm not "evolving" fast enough? I made that furniture. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
6303 I feel like I've been working from home forever. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6304 Thanks, Honey, for trying out my fantasy of living in the Old Days. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6305 Thank you for letting me crash here until everyone gets vaccinated. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6306 It was called Covid-19 and I swear, that is all I can remember. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6307 Unga Bunga did you get the fresh mammoth for tonights dinner. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6308 I invited you here to paint my walls. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6309 Me, safe; me, drink; you, hunt; you die." 1.1857 0.03963 70 58 12 0
6310 Can you explain this “replacement theory”? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
6311 Soooo, I see you're open at night now. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6312 Can I try the chair for a few minutes? This rock is starting to pigeonhole me 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
6313 I heard this is the place for paleo. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6314 I know you said not to bring anything back, but Pandemic Man was having an “it’s all over” sale, so I grabbed a few pre-apocalypse pieces. 1.1857 0.04216 70 60 9 1
6315 « sorry we don’t serve barrel aged, our coffee is aged in caves used by woolly mammoths or Neanderthals» 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
6316 Banned on Twitter - Trump finds his calling - Melania loving it. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
6317 Oh, is this not the Luxury Minimalist Cave Retreat Air B&B? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
6318 How about some art for the walls? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
6319 Sorry, we don't serve oat milk. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
6320 Is the grass really greener on the other side? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
6321 Diane, you have created a neomodern cave, stylish, but somewhat over the top for our time period. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6322 I just love this place's authentic, old-world feel. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6323 I'm trying to be really authentic with the whole man-cave thing. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6324 I've waited a long time for this. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6325 You’ve never fully embraced the Paleo thing, have you? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6326 It just helps me BE the Paleo Diet 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6327 No honey... I love your new look, really ?! Post Covi... I get it. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6328 You should smile more. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
6329 Just wanted to let you know that the Gatherers are replacing you with Amazon Fresh. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6330 This is an intervention Sean,when they said quarantine they didn't mean this! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6331 Please sit, we need to have a grunt. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6332 If you stay that far away, you can take your mask off. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6333 Look, I only brought a table setting for one! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6334 I know it'll save money in the long run, but no, we're not getting an espresso machine. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6335 Paleo is a drag - let’s go keto. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6336 RO-CKEA?! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6337 I’m not going anywhere, now that you don’t have that club. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6338 Do you like your latte Paleolithic, Flat world or A lion is chasing you ? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
6339 Could I not be a caveman in your liking to live in a cave ? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
6340 But I don't like open concept. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6341 Okay, but only one game of Scrabble. You always win. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6342 Your presence here is a one hundred percent affirmation of all I believe in. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
6343 I should've swiped left! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6344 You know, barber shops are back open. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6345 I said “dressy casual”, not dress casual. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6346 „Man 2021, Woman 2021“ 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
6347 I’m double caffeinated and vaccinated to go out in the Modern(a) world.” *🦗🦗 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6348 So? What did you found outside the cavern?" -That we are not alone 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
6349 Maybe instead of bison, I could bring us a nice croissant? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
6350 Listen Carl. I moved into the cave against the advice of my therapist. But I’m putting my foot down…the beard has to go. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
6351 Another cup of mud? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6352 I'm sticking with these soft bearskin pants when the pandemic's over. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6353 I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life..." 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6354 Brewed cold. Served cold. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6355 How long did you think there was no life outside this restaurant? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6356 Get with the times, honey. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6357 You must understand my anxiety regarding the future of our relationship seeing how you only ordered one chair for our table. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
6358 YOU NO KEEP THEME 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
6359 I love our coffee klatsch cave. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6360 I know that stone didn 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
6361 My Mom told me that the Paleo diet was a gateway drug,I just never thought it could happen to me. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6362 You just need to cave on the issue of installing a front door! 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
6363 The Human Resources Dept. does not view being called a Neanderthal as an insult. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
6364 Please be patient. We need to tame of fire, invent agriculture, domesticate herd animals, cultivate and roast coffee beans, and perfect the Italian cappuccino machine. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6365 Oh, I guess I am about 45,000 years early. I can wait. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6366 Walter... aren't you carrying this paleo diet thing a bit too far? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
6367 Stop spending so much time in your bloody man-cave 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6368 No I didn’t. What did Joe Rogan say about my coffee? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6369 I’m sorry, I didn’t want to dress up for “Cave Date” 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
6370 They were out of milk 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
6371 The tea is cold 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
6372 I love what you’ve done with the place. Very modern. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6373 Stacy, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but my style is more caveman sheik 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
6374 This isn’t what I thought you meant by a rustic venue, but the acoustics are fantastic 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6375 We tend to source locally, so the special blend really just consists of anything we have hunted or gathered that day. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
6376 Yurk, I've evolved. I'm Leaving you. Please find a new cave. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
6377 So glad Covid restrictions are easing up. It's time you shaved and we can get out of this cave existence. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
6378 Sometimes I feel like we're a million mile apart. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6379 The website said paleo friendly, but I didn't expect this. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6380 Damn! Now, I'm going to have to worry about retrocausality. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6381 If this is going to work, I'll need you to be more present. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6382 It’s not your fault. We’ve just been growing apart over the last 50,000 years. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6383 I love Joe Rogan! How'd you know? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6384 For our special tonight we have saber tooth tiger. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6385 That light is causing flat earth warming. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6386 Look, we tried. Can we go back to Brooklyn now? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
6387 What do you mean sitting around a fire in the dark is so old fashioned? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6388 The future is now! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6389 Your Feng Shui is totally off. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6390 I know you’re going for an ‘old world’ motif, but couldn’t we have stopped with my beard? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6391 Honey, you’ve been cooped up in quarantine for too long. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6392 Yeah, sh*t has gotten cray cray out there. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
6393 A caveman walks into a coffee shop with a girl and...oh never mind. The punchline is "Java Man". 1.1837 0.04768 49 41 8 0
6394 I thought it was best to meet at a neutral spot. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
6395 Yabba dabba do you think this relationship is getting stale? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6396 When you said you wanted to go paleo this is not what I had in mind 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
6397 Wow, there must be something to that Neolithic Revolution I've been hearing about! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6398 I'm tired of the stone age. I want coffee. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6399 Sorry, did you want some blubber in that? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6400 I have tried to live a pure paleo life, I have invited you to my cave, and yet I don't feel I've won your heart." 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6401 I'm happy to see that you've come around to retro remodeling, Shirley, but don't you think a coffee mug is a bit too modern? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6402 And that´s why in this society men earn more than women 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6403 I am the first female keeper of the light at the end of the tunnel. You keep talking like that and I’ll never let you see it! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6404 What does 'I need to talk to you' mean? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6405 No. The rent here does Not include AC 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
6406 I'm sorry, we need to grunt. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
6407 Please excuse the limited choice of tea, and the lack of napkins. You're my first guest since the world closed down. But I did sweep and dust. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6408 Harry Styles wore one and so can I. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6409 So you’re saying I should form a club instead of beating people with one? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6410 Quarantine was 14 DAYS! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6411 Oat milk? You cannot be serious. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6412 I asked for my espresso on the rocks, not in the rocks. 1.1833 0.04442 60 50 10 0
6413 Hi. I'm Adam from First Match.com. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6414 Sorry, but your man-cave has been up-graded to a woman-cave. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6415 I know a jacuzzi is too much but can I redo the kitchen 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6416 Don't I get any say about the remodel? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6417 You asked for a clean, well-lighted place, didn’t you? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6418 But you said this was OUR place now 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6419 I’ve had a bit of a tidy up” 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
6420 - "I think the ambient is too retro to my taste" 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6421 Burning Man is cancelled, love. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6422 « Sorry darling but the spark has gone. » 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6423 And that’s why wolf-whistling to women on the street is harassment. Do you get it or should I draw it here on the wall ? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6424 My first date in NYC after being COVID- 19 ‘ vaccinated 💉 😂 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6425 So...what is your experience with social media marketing? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6426 I think you are going too fast 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6427 Look, be vaccine no mean me put jean back on. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
6428 Honey, this Flintstones cosplay is getting out of hand. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6429 Ok time to lose that pandemic beard.... 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
6430 Are you Juliet? This is my first time trying cave dating. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
6431 You have your own cellphone plan now? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
6432 Ooga? Ooga booga...wooga?!? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
6433 If you want tea instead of coffee, pick it yourself. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
6434 Is this what they call a coffee clutch? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
6435 Him: Could we move the table to the rock over there so i can sit with you? Her: Mmhh I don’t know. The Table wouldn’t be centered under the Lamp then. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
6436 Society is reconvening. Mind if I bunk here for a while? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
6437 Not a May-December relationship; a BC-DC 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
6438 I do absolutely get that you like it. I'm just saying Airbnb won't mind if we write separate reviews. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6439 I’m sorry, ma’am, but the mammoth is off. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6440 Sorry Karen, but the first rule of the man cave is you don't talk about the man cave. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6441 It's not you, it's Og. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6442 COVID? Never heard of it.” #MyNewYorkerCaptio 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
6443 We from different worlds. Me break up with you. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6444 I'm carb loading so I think I'll have a kale salad. 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
6445 Tell me more about this "Ikea" place. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6446 Got shoes? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6447 I know I haven't shaved in 2 weeks but that doesn't explain why you aren't wearing pants. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6448 What age are you dressing for? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6449 So, you are my cousin, 100 times removed. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6450 Betty, if this is the future, just phase me out! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6451 Looks like one of us has already embraced the idea of a post-pandemic normalcy. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6452 Well, maybe, you should go back out and forage for a seat for yourself. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6453 It's Troglo-lyte. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6454 We can't go on meeting like this. Let's get a room. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6455 Yes, I know you said dinner, but to cook for, I'm not that kind of guy. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6456 What's the password for drawing cryptic symbols on the walls 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6457 Flintsone, Flintstein--it still sounds Jewish. Shave and get some pants and then we can talk assimilation. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6458 Sorry, Mildred. Vaccine or no vaccine - I am never leaving my man cave. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6459 When the ad said “sparsely furnished,” they sure weren’t kidding! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6460 I'm thinking of expanding to two caves. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6461 I will paint your cave as a gig worker 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6462 *awkward silence* 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6463 You don't need to emphasize that the Chevre is cave-aged... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6464 Your dinner will be right out. We're just waiting for the cow to evolve. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6465 Urg ugh ugu ugu. Ahhhhh! ugu ugu 11:30 zoom call. 1.1818 0.04269 66 57 8 1
6466 Our menu is mostly paleo. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6467 Wonder with the Covid if my barber this trimming beards and mustaches 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6468 Hey! How much should we cover for this futuristic installation? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
6469 See, it’s that kind of attitude that got us banned from the Renaissance Fair. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6470 “Modern stone-age families” don’t still live in a cave, dear! 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
6471 I couldn't find any sweetener 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6472 It is our take on a clean well-lighted place. But clean is hard to do in a cave. the lighting will have to wait 'til we can get an electrician,and social distancing is cutting into our crowd. And no,I am not a real caveman. I just like the look. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6473 Kurt, you’re acting like a neanderthal. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6474 We're out of cronuts, but there are Cro-Magnons next door. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6475 No, I didn't reserve. I thought you did. 1.1818 0.04269 66 55 11 0
6476 After the second dose it opens up a bit. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6477 Sorry, we don't accept credit rocks. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6478 So where is the allegory? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6479 I heard you haven’t taken the vaccine yet so I thought I’d pass by and check how you’re doing. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
6480 I know you said you got into vintage more during the quarantine, but uh.. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6481 Wow, this is even more alternative than the previous cave I visited. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6482 Would it kill you to just make a whole pot? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6483 Excuse you Brenda, this is not cave-core, it's Rick Owens. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6484 The light is for decorative purposes only 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6485 It’s a long story. I know, “I was here first,” 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6486 So, I have something to say to you 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6487 Sooooo this is your man cave. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
6488 We’ve got to start practicing for getting out there. Let’s role play. You be the waiter. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6489 Time travelling with your own furniture seems like a smart idea, bur where do you expect to plug in the lamp? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6490 The Catskills look good on you, Brad. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6491 Is this the line for the Fauci Ouchy? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6492 . Jeff, we need to talk. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
6493 I feel live I’ve been living in the Stone Age. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6494 Don't be confused, we have installed the lights and tables, now either pay or leave 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
6495 We’ve taken the gas shortage a bit far, haven’t we? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
6496 Does it surprise you we cavemen discovered electricity? 1.1806 0.04345 72 61 10 1
6497 This is just a visit, besides your coffee is terrible! 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
6498 I think you're taking this paleo diet a little far Byron. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
6499 Calling it COFFEE? You're such a Neanderthal. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
6500 I’m starting to worry about how much you’re hanging around with Frances McDormand. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
6501 They did say that it was a hole in the wall 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
6502 First, I want an apology for being called paleolithic. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6503 True the casting call is on the set, but you didn't have to go to that extreme. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6504 hey john 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6505 I'll have the sabletooth tiger dry rub ribs. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6506 This isn't working Harry, you're just too minimalist. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6507 Have you been living in a cave? Man-dresses are "in" this summer. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6508 Your man-cave phase has gone too far. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6509 UPS! it's not my house 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6510 Can I hunter-gather you any sugar? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6511 I've lost 30 lbs. since I started Paleo, but it's been hard fending off carbs, the cold, and predators. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6512 Welcome to Paleo Stepford. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6513 Where is this "Future" you say you're from? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6514 Ready?” 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6515 I went along with the paleo diet but, face it, you only have 3% Neanderthal DNA! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6516 My designer is torn between MCM and minimalism. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
6517 You're not going to cave are you? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
6518 Will Janet get a rose? Find out Thursday on this weeks “Cave Dwelling Bachelor”. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6519 Although, how do you serve the oxygen? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6520 Since it’s my “man cave” Beverly, I’ll dress like a “caveman!” 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6521 Actually, even I have two chairs 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6522 It’s simple, but don’t you think you took the quarantine challenge a bit too far. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
6523 Influencers in the wild. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6524 Did you sweep today? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6525 She: Have you got any oat milk ? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6526 Babe, now you’ve gone too far, either the Ikea lamp goes or I go! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6527 I'm not sure about this 'caveman diet' you've been on 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6528 Winter is over, time to meet your razor & leave the cave. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6529 How did you get a wax appointment? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6530 These Ikea rooms are so realistic. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6531 I'm sorry, Dave, I'm not into clubbing anymore. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6532 Don’t say it. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6533 You couldn't just use a coaster? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6534 Sorry, that was a pre-Covid picture of me on Tinder. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6535 We have a latte ventilation. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6536 I'm thinking that we should've stopped with just the diet. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6537 I think you've taken this paleo thing a little too far. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6538 Well, I was thinking of a bison and spears motif, but if you want ecru, that's OK too. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6539 But think what we're saving on rent; not to mention my haircuts... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6540 Smell the coffee. It's MY turn to be the hunter-gatherer. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6541 Is that a T-Rex design in the crema? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6542 Do know anything about time travel? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6543 I'm sorry, but my religion doesn't permit me to mate with superior species. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6544 I'm sorry but soy milk won't be a thing for about 40,000 years. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6545 It's puh-LAY-oh. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6546 Of COURSE the pterodactyl wings are fire-grilled and paleo. Everything on our menu IS...duh! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
6547 Our special of the day is fresh caught Gigantopithecus. It's served with a large bowl of toad soup and a small brown salad. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6548 I'd like a serving of your Jurassic pork. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6549 So what if you've put on a few pounds, Lucy? No one would guess in a million years. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6550 Isn't it dark in here? For that, I have a lamp but my thoughts are darker and there's no switch for that 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6551 Men Go to Their Caves and Women Talk" - John Gray, Ph.D 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
6552 Are these caves six feet apart. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6553 It's not Grog, it's Grog. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6554 Sheila? Wow, you look younger in person 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6555 Ok, I'm from the future, we need to talk 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
6556 I ain't kidding when I told you that we're on a break 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
6557 I don't think you're taking this Paleo diet seriously. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6558 Thanks for coming to Grog’s. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6559 Honey, you have taken this paleo diet too far. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6560 You know, you can be such a bitch. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6561 My local Starbucks is still on lockdown, so I guess this will have to do. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
6562 please don’t tell me your my blind date 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
6563 Sorry to bother you, but would you happen to have a lighter? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6564 Decision made. I'm going to love it. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6565 My artwork didn't qualify for your gallery's "open call for submissions," but do you buy NFTs of cave paintings? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
6566 When the café doesn't have free wifi. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6567 Here goes nothing. Hamilton: Act 1,Scene 1. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6568 I just don't think we're evolving as a couple anymore. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6569 Can I get a "cold brew on the rocks" to go? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6570 Good news! We don’t need to pay the rent here! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6571 My shrink told me to. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
6572 I got tired of Neolithic. We're switching to neomodern. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6573 I am not Neanderthal. I'm post-pandemic! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6574 Is this your first time....on CaveMeet.com?! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6575 For cryin' out loud. how do you figure, we'll just separate and split our stuff down the middle. We have only one cup, one table, one lamp and one chair, 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6576 Enough with the caveman mentality insults. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6577 Do you think this afternoon I can give you 3% of my DNA for posterity? 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6578 Somethings different... Did you change your hair? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6579 Oh, scones! I thought you said you had a thing for stones. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6580 Lockdown or no lockdown Sharon, I don't want to live like this anymore 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6581 No shiplap? 1.1786 0.04840 56 48 7 1
6582 The swimming pool is also really nice! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6583 You know, I could have built a fire and brought in some stones. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6584 The mask doesn't help. The dots are all over you. 1.1786 0.05759 56 49 5 2
6585 “You cave here often?” 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6586 Should we just stop at the introductory dance and just have sex contact 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6587 Thank you, but I can't have coffee on my paleo diet. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6588 I agree. It's safe to move back to Park Slope. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6589 Why aren’t any of these little bugs on you? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6590 I’m really glad you didn’t swipe left. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6591 Got enlightenment during the pandemic lockdown. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6592 I’m a real life time traveler, I’ll be uploading you to tiktok when I get back 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6593 And that’s what you mean about being civil? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6594 This is the dedication we’re looking for, Gary. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6595 Oh nice, I didn't realize this house came with a cozy en-cave 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6596 Do you like it? It's all made from ginkgo 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
6597 ... and by the second year, I was able to communicate through these grey brain-generated waves. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6598 What do you mean your boss is ending work from home? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6599 sorry for the wait - everyone got 14 sticks and they won’t work anymore. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6600 I really wish your company also made you turn your video on for calls. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6601 I'm sorry, should I have left my shoes at the door? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
6602 Yeah, still on the paleo diet. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
6603 I’ve been dying to try the food here. All my Paleo friends say it’s great! 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
6604 We offer the true paleo experience here at Chez Âge de Pierre May I suggest the spit-roasted Cave Bear or the Mammoth Tartare? 1.1781 0.04715 73 63 8 2
6605 We're out of whale blubber, but I assure you, the seal fat paleo too. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6606 You really think I've taken the Paleo thing a bit too far? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6607 In quarantine, I was open to meeting new people online, I even wrote on a few of my new friends Facebook walls- one said we should meet and said I should write on his wall at his home... but this isn’t what I meant by writing on walls. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6608 Look, it’s not just you. Lately I feel like we simply haven’t been evolving at the same pace. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6609 What's your experience in rebuilding the wheel? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6610 I only have one cup but in my old digs....well, that's another story. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6611 Caveman for Cave Coffee in a Coffee Cave 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6612 Your mancave is not inviolable. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6613 I hope you finally make it as a musician. In the meantime, the bats and I are leaving. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6614 I told you that I would take care of the cave. Now go out and get some meat pronto! Sheesh! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6615 The Texas winter taught us a lot about the electrical grid here. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6616 And here we have our modern art cave. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6617 I don't care how you're dressed; you can make your own sandwich. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6618 mi Cueva tu java 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6619 How do you like your soot and water. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6620 Stop trying to evolve me! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6621 I can't find the plug 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6622 Working remotely, nobody will know you're a caveman. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6623 I say we cite "irreconcilable differences" and move on. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6624 I’m sorry to hear about your divorce. And you say this is the first cave he dragged you into by your hair? Wow. So we’re about to close, but we’ll be reopening sometime in the Bronze Age. We'll look forward to seeing you then. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
6625 What makes you think I'm your ancestor? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6626 Yes? Now where are those etchings your wanted to show me? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6627 You said there'd be shuffleboard. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6628 The T. Rex is killing business. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6629 Why don’t you pull up a rock and tell me about your day? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6630 No, actually I don’t know what Clubhouse is. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6631 Is this the vaccination center? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6632 Let’s go to some open caves today, see if we can find one with more natural light. And a shower. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6633 By coffee you didn't mean fresh mammoth piss? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6634 You know the Starbucks across the street has free WiFi 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6635 Who needs live theater when I have you. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6636 Sorry, we don’t serve oatmilk here currently 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6637 We cave 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6638 I haven’t been out in a while. Do you come by this cave often? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6639 Honey, hunter-gatherers are essential workers and can get vaccinated in phase 1b. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6640 It was over before either one of us had a chance to speak. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6641 I'm done, with this rocky relationship. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6642 I know this will be hard to understand, but I’ve been cheating on you with a man from the future. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6643 So what you want next, satellite cave paintings? 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
6644 You call this evolution? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6645 We may be taking this socially distant thing too far 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6646 Jane, what have you done NOW? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6647 we have to stop meeting like this 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6648 Nevermind the 5 o'clock shadow. I'll be clean-shaven once we finally exit this allegory. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6649 Out clubbing again, heh? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6650 I don’t think this is going to work...we just want different things 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6651 I thought it was time for a little update! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6652 It's pandemic 'business casual', honestly. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6653 Mustache - Mask is the existing COVID -19 protocol !!!! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6654 None for me thanks. I have an early day tomorrow. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6655 Would you like another Caveuccino ma'am? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6656 Is Great Puppet Show over or are you just taking a break? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6657 We may be living like cave people in this pandemic, but that doesn’t mean we have to *look* like cave people. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6658 your paleo diet is getting out of hand, Rob 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6659 This is my idea of retro. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6660 While you are out get us a filet of fish at McDonald's 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6661 Sorry, oat milk won’t be invented for another 10,000 years. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6662 You’re late, Homo Eructus. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6663 Aren't you taking this minimalist phase a bit too far? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6664 I didn't know that this was a themed restaurant. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6665 Personally, after a brontosaurus attack I drink a wild blueberry and lavender smoothie to calm the nerves. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6666 Dora, come home, please. This is no place for a girl like you. What are you wearing? What did you do to your hair? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6667 This is not exactly the vacation resort I had in mind. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6668 When you think about it Jen, caves were, like, the first offices. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6669 Sorry Mary there’s no animals left. That’s ok Paul I’m vegan now. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6670 Life finds a way, they never mention wich tho 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
6671 You have it easier, change my mind. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6672 He said he liked camping on his profile 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6673 For this sales role, we’re looking for a real ‘Hunter’. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6674 Welcome back to the real world. What took you so long? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6675 I'm sorry future lady, but you'll have to "happy place" somewhere else. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6676 what do you think this is...Holiday Inn 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6677 Ok, so maybe I took this whole man-cave thing a little too literally. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6678 Okay, it looked different in the pictures online, Donna, but when in Rome... 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6679 I was told these are the good old days? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
6680 I knew hunter-influencer didn't sound right. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6681 I love your minimalist lifestyle. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6682 It should be tea for two but I only have one cup. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6683 Trudy,time traveler extraordinaire,transports her kitchen nook to Cro-magnon era. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6684 Hey, I like the minimalist decor and lighting. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6685 Yes, but your neighbor doesn’t have coffee. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6686 Why are we living in the garage? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
6687 Sorry, no coissants, either. We're hunters, not gatherers. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
6688 Remind me, how much time did I agree to try your minimalist experiment? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6689 Welcome to Cavebucks. Another dino latte? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6690 I call it Mid-Neolitic Modern. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6691 You’re not the cave woman you used to be. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6692 I kept telling the cro magnon guy next cave to wear a mask and maintain distance, but, noooo, he went and got himself extinct. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6693 I'd like to redecorate in a cozier style. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6694 I cave, as usual. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6695 Lockdown is over, mother. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6696 I have the feeling we maybe starting to growing apart. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6697 So, this is where you’ve been hiding 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6698 are we 30,000,000 years behind present time also how did we get here? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6699 I know man caves, and this is no man cave. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6700 An electric light? I asked for a wide-screen TV. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6701 The exit restriction has been lifted. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6702 As a straight white man, this was the only way to avoid cultural appropriation 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6703 It’s not you. I just feel that we’re growing in different directions. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6704 In the future this cave will be considered rather spartan 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6705 I don't usually patronize a cafe without art on the walls 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6706 We've updated our customer service agreement. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6707 I don’t know what an anachronism is, but I’ll ask the barista. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6708 Seriously, why didn't you tell me the spa re-opened? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6709 Why are you sitting down? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6710 I feel like you’re not evolving to meet my needs. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6711 How much did I SPEND? You want to know how much I SPENT??? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6712 No , really , I think its quite lovely. It's just that , maybe., you know , a painting or two on the walls would brighten things up a bit . 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6713 What am I supposed to sit on, a rock? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6714 You’re definitely a modern girl, but my style is more CAVIK or STONAS. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6715 Honey, what did you expect during pre-civilization days! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6716 I know I said I would support your paleo diet, but I think we need to talk 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6717 Yeah... Uh...We’re gonna have to sanction you for the Capitol Riot. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6718 Let‘s face it, dear. It‘s in our genes... 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6719 the new me of new normal talking to old me of old normal. Which one is who? 1.1754 0.05665 57 50 5 2
6720 Could this not have been an email? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
6721 I’m not sure I’m ready to come out of quarantine yet 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6722 I’d respond, but the chat is disabled. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6723 You know, because covid. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6724 Go away, you can lounge at one of your coffee houses. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6725 Hi..I am your great^million grand daughter...just time traveling all pre-corona eras 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6726 Dave please, come back home 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6727 If you’re from the future, where is your mask? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6728 Don’t believe Plato. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6729 So what you’re saying is you’re no longer looking for a post-pandemic-Neanderthal-gnarley- dude- from-1972-vibe? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6730 No, I'm pretty sure shopping at IKEA qualifies as hunting OR gathering. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6731 Well whataya think? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6732 Today, our special is stone soup. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6733 Just saying, did you ever see a Neanderthal barista? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6734 Caveman.com matched us I just needed to bring a couple items to make the cave feel a bit like home. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6735 Sorry, you're sitting in the "No Eyes" section; you'll have to leave. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6736 The first lesson is ‘Coffee’. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6737 Why did you have to cut your hair? Would you rather drink alone than have me drag you down to the pub? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
6738 Masks are no longer required but shaving is. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6739 Now that Covid is mostly over, we can go out for breakfast. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6740 Our specials today include Tyrannosaurus rex burgers. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6741 did you not get the zoom link either? 😂 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6742 Good morning, darling. Don't mind me, I just got a bit nostalgic about the good old days when morning coffee was foreplay for getting out of the house. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6743 Plato’s light show last night was kinda ‘meh’ for me. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
6744 Turns out Plato never considered fluorescent lighting. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6745 So this is what organically meeting someone is like 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6746 Rent's fine and it's real cozy, but the landlord won't allow any wall paintings. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6747 This wasn’t the kind of Retreat I was envisioning. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6748 No facial hair, No service. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6749 Hmm...Who are you ? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6750 I need some slippers and a shower. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6751 What this man cave needs is some Madeleines. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
6752 We need to talk about your extravagant spending. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
6753 A little extreme on the 'cutting back,' wouldn't you say? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6754 Honey, this is an intervention 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6755 Well, it’s time to say goodbye. The directions explicitly said 3 days. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
6756 Because I guess… It doesn’t matter. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6757 What you mean, ‘nip by store for creamer’? 1.1739 0.03838 69 58 11 0
6758 It's so hard to find good paleo restaurants around here. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6759 I've been thinking of modernising for a while but I haven't got the stones 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6760 I've decided to go modern 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6761 Hey, you said you'd go to the ends of the earth to find the right guy! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6762 I know it's a surprise, but we have solar power now. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6763 Neanderthalism is the new Scandi. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6764 do you have a gluten-free menu? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6765 We could really use some are on these walls. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6766 Let me guess, you want decaf? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6767 Yeah, you're right, this one is more casual. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6768 Hi, I’m here to check in - reservation should be under Hunter 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6769 Would some fossils cheer the place up a little? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6770 Back, back, she went, back to the future to the Cave of One Customer during the Prehistoric Pandemic. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6771 Seth, you've taken this Paleo thing too far! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6772 I’ll have a macchiato on the rocks! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6773 Hey Karen, I'm going to need your help slaughtering a wildebeest. Thanks. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
6774 You forgot the milk 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6775 we need to talk about your bad breath 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6776 Congratulations you’ve made it to day three. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6777 'Oh you have so much body hair? Why don't you hide it like I did.' 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6778 Are you here for the model cave tour? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6779 So this is what the inside of a butthole looks like 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6780 I ordered decaf, this is regular. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6781 It’s time to return to the office 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6782 No, this is not the rolling stones 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6783 Honey, it’s time to update your man cave. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6784 I was warned about the Stone-Age reception here, but I thought they were talking about the wi-fi. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6785 The Barber shop was closed. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6786 Margaret, this is a MAN CAVE, your SHE SHED is the hut,out there. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6787 I'm not myself until I have my first cup of coffee 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6788 Well, you're a little too Neanderthal for me. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6789 And if you’re still single in about 20,000 years give me a call. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6790 It’s been impossible finding an affordable diorama. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6791 There’s been a break in the space/time continuum. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6792 Coffee? They haven't invented barristas yet. How about a rock? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6793 We used to be Paleo but we've moved on. Now we are strictly kosher 1.1724 0.07017 58 52 2 4
6794 I love what you've done with the place, but maybe you could watch a little less HGTV? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6795 Would I be pushing my luck to now ask for the wifi password? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6796 What do you mean I’m taking the Paleo diet too far? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6797 Gork no allow your type in his cave 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6798 So, how long do you think the bulb will last? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6799 The Ikea delivery will make this a perfect home. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
6800 I found paintings of another woman on the wall. Who is she? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6801 I've tried to be supportive, but you've taken this whole paleo diet thing way too far. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6802 You are indeed ahead of your time. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6803 The menu hasn't changed in 30,000 years. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6804 Hi self! How come you got plenty of hairs now? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6805 Thanks for bringing the tea, love. But, remember I also said I would need my daily newspaper. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6806 You’ve only just deleted and been off social media for 2 hours now... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6807 This Cave isn't for Sale !! Dear Realestate agent .. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6808 Did you get Pfizer or Moderna 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
6809 Oh Harold! No need to be so dramatic just because the WIFI is down?! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6810 And the slave had to grow accustomed to the sight of the upper world. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6811 So this is the Hard Rock Cafe rebrand huh? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6812 Thanks for meeting me here, Jennifer. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6813 The Caveman’s coffee shop 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6814 @newyorkercartoons “How long was I gone?” 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6815 I think we should start seeing other people. I just feel like we live in two completely different worlds. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6816 I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6817 It was listed in the Top Trending Airbnbs this week. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6818 I understand that the kids only paint animals and hunters. But your place could use some art on the walls." 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6819 I’m Tumak. I’ll be your waiter tonight. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6820 Me Gork. You Outlander. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6821 It’s been on the market since the start of the Bronze Age 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6822 Relative advancement of men and women. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6823 Pleased to meet you, Denisovan. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6824 No, I don't think the cave will benefit from a mid-century modern design aesthetic. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6825 This paleo trend is brutal. I almost got mauled by what was supposed to be our keto friendly low glycemic dinner. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6826 Hey Ellie! Welcome to my lodge.... In association with Stone Age. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6827 Is it just me or are we always out of synch? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6828 ‘So, in the future EVERYONE will be equal regardless of race, religion or sexuality. And this right here, is coffee. Got it?!’ 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
6829 Can you do my back? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6830 Your cavecore aesthetic really benefits from a woman's touch 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6831 Are you open to a conversation about perception? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
6832 I built you this handcrafted table and chair. We are the first to have electric in our cave. I'd think you would be happy but all you talk about is when I am going to take a shower and shave my beard! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6833 I'll take my mask off when Trump puts his pants back on. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6834 There's no such thing as a paleo latte. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6835 Stop living in the past! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6836 Cavemen don't wear underwear 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6837 Tiffany, I’ve found someone of a more compatible epoch. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6838 This is civilized. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6839 What do you mean we are out of creamer? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6840 Where’d you hide the percolator? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6841 Hello Jane, what took you so long to come back? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6842 You need to stop taking your phone to the bathroom. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6843 ...well, we saw that we could get SO much more land for our money than in our epoch, we heard Joe Rogan was really high on this era, and working from home? It just made sense. Anyway, good luck out there! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6844 Sorry. Sold out of Keto items. How' bout a burger and fries? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6845 Neander, I'm sorry but I think we've just evolved apart" 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6846 The first ever in human history, “We need to talk...”. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6847 … Wilson? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6848 I’m sorry. This is one fire I don’t know how to re-ignite. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6849 As I've been saying, we just can't be Neanderthals forever... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6850 15,000 years in past? I come from five weeks in future. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
6851 Dropping the golfclubs, tv and beer: this is the next level. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6852 We’re running a bit behind schedule, if you don’t mind waiting. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6853 Pants are so restricting anyway. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6854 We met on Zoom. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6855 Cleugy 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6856 What do you use for condoms? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
6857 No, this is not a man-cave. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6858 Oat milk, not goat milk, please? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6859 Pull up a rock, Grog. We need to evolve. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6860 So I said to my agent, 'If you can write a memoir here, I can write a memoir here.' 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6861 I worry about all the time you spend sitting here. I mean,do you even know what year this is? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6862 Nothing is really 'espresso' in my world. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6863 just do your thing, i’ll sit here and study you 1.1702 0.06321 47 42 3 2
6864 Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe, how can I help you? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6865 Oh try a bite, I thought you said trilobite. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6866 The pants are a good idea, I never have a pocket for my wallet and keys. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6867 Who does your hair? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6868 I know you miss Manhattan, Honey - but I think you need to work with your life coach on the importance of first impressions before we go. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6869 Honey, I love you, but I can't continue to live this neanderthal lifestyle. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6870 whoa! Masked man 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6871 Hey, that's my chair! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6872 You are way early, dinner is not served for 7 millennia. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6873 Even with the vaccine, I am not going back to the office. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6874 Not only are there pants, cardigans, lights, tables, and chairs in the future, there’s something called coffee. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6875 Martha, you're violating our pact of primitivism. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6876 Sure it's drafty, but at least we didn't have to suffer through one of those living room bidding wars to get it. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6877 Garçon, I'm here for the paleo special 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6878 Do you have a date for the Prehistoric Ball?" 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6879 Meta Retro? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6880 You said you were doing the paleo diet, and...look, I just wanted to impress you. Clearly there's been a grave misunderstanding. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6881 It'll get more exciting once Netanyahu lets the dogs go. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6882 I'll make you a cup when you're shaved and dressed. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6883 I didn't know we even had an Ikea here 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6884 You should have discovered the coffee first. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6885 Do you feel like hunting, gathering, discovering fire, or finding the most useful shape in the world - or just finishing your locally sourced coffee at that round table, on a chair you probably had to fight someone for, cozied by an overhead light? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6886 If you want wifi password, it going to be a while. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6887 We’re sorry burning man has been cancelled 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6888 When I said let’s go back to basics I didn’t mean THIS far back 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6889 Since the pandemic, you are the first person inside my bubble 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6890 To conclude, this cave will be better served if I had two other cavemen, directly reporting to me. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6891 I don’t think you are taking spelunking seriously! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6892 It's not you. We've just grown apart. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6893 Today is 14 days from my second shot. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
6894 Sorry Fred, but "commando casual" is not gonna cut it out there. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6895 You're beginning to blend in with the landscape, Honey. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6896 This stuff you got from Ikea is not going to last. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6897 Java Man want java. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6898 Milk? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6899 Does the paleo diet also include the mastodon smell? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6900 I don't think coffee falls under hunting or gathering. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6901 Take it easy out there - you've been inside for a long time. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6902 Did you take out the trash? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6903 Are you sure your DNA is only 2% Neanderthal? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6904 The waitress did say that ordering Sanka would set me back to the Stone Age, but still. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6905 The ambience is spartan but the mac n cheese has a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6906 Back to the Future? Great presentation! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6907 I only drink coffee ground with authentic dinosaur bones 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6908 Would you like to see a list of today’s specials 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6909 I’m sorry sir, there’s no more room at the inn 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6910 There are rainbows, even inside the cave. 🌈 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6911 Hi honey - I'm homosapiens 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6912 I can feel us growing apart... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6913 This is the last time I’m telling you, we have a dress code here 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6914 Joe, I love you, but I think you’ve taken the whole Paleo Diet thing too far. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6915 Darling Covid restrictions have lifted.... you can now go to the beauty salon..... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6916 Allison? Hi. We matched on tinder. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6917 Ted, if you want plumbing out here you have to at least talk to the contractor. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6918 Guess I'll have a cava with my java! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6919 We cannot violate the CDC stay-in-cave order 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6920 How rude of me. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6921 This was meant to be the light at the end of the tunnel, but they only had dark roast 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6922 I found a wonderful interior decorator. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6923 Welcome to my art gallery 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6924 But…this is my Man Cave ! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6925 I’m losing a bit of faith in Denizen Hotels 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6926 Are you saying that you're sick of 70,000 years ago house? But why? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6927 Since you asked I had my second dose in February. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6928 Long time no see, my friend 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6929 Hmm, I thought we agreed on maintaining a minimalist decor. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6930 Jane, dont act as if I hit you over the head with a stick and dragged you back to my man cave. You wanted this... right? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6931 „I just went out for cigarettes. Evolution and emancipation have kicked in again.“ 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6932 Do you have an iPhone charger? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6933 Have you seen the charger for my clubs? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6934 Let’s have a chat about your feelings. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6935 After our second Moderna vaccine I think it’s time to take a walk. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6936 Dag, you so forward. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
6937 It’s time we had a come-to-You discussion. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6938 But Tinder profile say you like hard rock. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6939 Welcome to our coffee shop, where we grind our beans using stone wheels! Can I interest you in our special, the Colombian Roast? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6940 So... A new season of Outlander? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6941 I’m tired of people telling me that I live under a rock 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6942 Stay here! We have coffee and no radioactive waste from WWIII 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
6943 You've read all the books in the category of how to live in a cave during a pandemic and since it's almost over, the librarian suggests a new category called, 'how to come home from living in a cave after a pandemic.' 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6944 Welcome to the Stone-Age Cafe. My name is Oog, I'll be your waiter. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6945 Babe, you're not taking this back-to-basics, digital detox weekend mini-break seriously. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6946 I don't drive. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6947 I built my DIY on solid rock. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6948 You seem to be regressing. I thought you were more evolved than this. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6949 I see who wears the pants in this relationship. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6950 Sorry to cavemansplain, but CDC says outdoor air better. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6951 I am from the future and we need you to draw some interesting pictures on your walls. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6952 So when you said "Peleo-themed restaurant" you weren't referring to the diet? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6953 Me sorry. Me devolved. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6954 Can you tell me about your vegan options? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6955 I arrived electronically through a dating app. Let's have coffee. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6956 I think a dimmer is a great idea. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6957 In you profile pic, you look less, I don't know,... protohistoric. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6958 I'm going out. Did you see my club? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6959 'And what time do you call this?' 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6960 Table, chair, cup... I get it. But where does the little sun come from? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6961 Sorry, I just double checked, our dishes are not Paleo-friendly. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6962 Woman: It’s so much better life when you invented me coffee machine! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6963 I can't take it anymore! Take the f...ing mask off!!! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6964 You’ve really taken this pandemic isolation thing way too far! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6965 Shhh. I’m waiting for coffee 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6966 Is your Cava very dry? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6967 Are you open to a few suggestions? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6968 THERE 'REALLY' IS A 'LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL' I'M OUTTA HERE! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6969 I just think if we're going to stick with the Paleolithic diet we need to be all in. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6970 It’s no longer a man cave. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6971 I think you got off at the wrong temporal bus stop. You should’ve gotten off at exit 2021 C.E., this is exit 2021 B.C.E.” Jack Vasquez - New Hyde Park, N.Y 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6972 You went to Ikea? And to Target for new clothes? You're not better than us, you know. You live in a cave, too! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6973 I thought we were going for pre-industrial bohemian vibes. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6974 No really, you go first… 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6975 How’s the WiFi? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6976 Me no have Wi-Fi password. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6977 This isn't the man-cave we agreed on, Steve. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
6978 One day, they will have an invention that will let us make the coffee hot and make the lamp shine bright. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6979 Are you Angela? You don’t look like your Match.com profile photo. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6980 Yes, this is one of those awkward moments. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6981 Gerald, I'd love to go out with you, but, you see, I've evolved and you haven't. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6982 Thanks for shedding some light on modern design! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6983 Ughh, ugghh, ughh, ugggh, IKEA! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6984 A virtual application would boost curb appeal. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6985 You want to give the sports car a try? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6986 You're extinct. See a barber, dress like me, and then we'll talk. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6987 It not Sylvia, it Grok. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6988 No, it's a MAN cave. And I want my foosball table back. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6989 Our grounds need to be more inviting—with a nice kitchenette, wall-to-wall carpeting, artwork, and a nice clubhouse nearby. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6990 Yes, I see you brought your own cup, but, I'm sorry, we don't open for another seventy thousand years. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6991 Do you think I've gone too far with this Paleo diet? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6992 We’re just evolving in different ways 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6993 No internet. But we do get these awesome shadows that appear on the walls. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6994 Grog, I think we have grown apart. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6995 Not good enough, Sir. One of your nostrils is still exposed. I won’t get anywhere near you. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6996 Listen, I admire your commitment, but you've taken the Paleo diet too far this time. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6997 I was fine sharing my cave until you switched to decaf. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6998 The beard’s okay, but why do I have to wear this crummy muumuu? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6999 So how's your Granite Crunch Paleo Frappuccino? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7000 Harold,we just don’t care about the same things anymore. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7001 The last thing I remember was saying, ‘I wish I lived in an ancient wine cave.’ God must not have heard the word ‘wine.’” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
7002 'I think this relationship is moving too fast.' 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
7003 Come on, at least be a renaissance man." 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
7004 You showered...and got dressed. Does this mean it's over? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7005 A stone? You wanna stone with your coffee? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
7006 I was going to paint the wall over there. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7007 I just don’t think this style is compatible with cave living. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7008 Are you supporting me in this paleo diet or not? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7009 Darling,I know the nutritionist called it a lifestyle, but it’s really just a diet... 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7010 This is the Bronze Age Cafe. You're looking for the Stone Age--next cave down. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7011 I don’t know how to use the tools that came with the rest of the furniture 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7012 And when this Covid thing is really over, we move out of the cave. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7013 I got cancelled. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7014 ‘’Be a darling and hunt & gather me some speculoos while at it ‘’ 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
7015 I didn’t believe my boss when they said I’d have to go back to working in the office so soon. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
7016 . Hi, I am your latte image and I will be haunting you today 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
7017 What’s ‘House Hunters International,’ and how are we a ‘perfect fit?’ 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7018 These indoor-outdoor dining is great, but could you do something about the lighting? It’s a little dark in here ... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7019 This is *our* man cave. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7020 No...you’re right Craig. We did agree to simplifying our lifestyle. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
7021 Oh, this restaurant concept is really evolved. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7022 Did you pay the bills? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
7023 Don't you think you're taking your hipster stage too far? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7024 What? Quarantine has only lasted a week, right? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7025 You're doing that thing again where you forget yourself and adopt the identity of our airbnb host. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7026 Wilma I'm sorry... I lost the rent money in Poker! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7027 Joe, I really don’t think Philosophy counts as community property. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
7028 We’re very serious here about our open-door policy 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7029 I don’t know about these immersive insurance commercials. 1.1667 0.04423 72 62 9 1
7030 i would like a tour!! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
7031 Hello, My name is Nicolas Cage and welcome to my Nicolas Cave 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
7032 Midcentury modern is in 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7033 Greg, I think we need to talk about your job. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
7034 ofisbsjshshwisjdjs.... Cave man speaking his language".... Lady: "bfjsusgdjwisjd... 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
7035 I just don’t think we are on the same petroglyph anymore. I’ve evolved 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7036 So I’m really trying to live a minimalist lifestyle, and I thought I’d learn from the best. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7037 Wow the ayahuasca is definitely kicking in. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7038 I'd like a Tall Soy Milk Latte with non-fat milk, 2 Splenda and a dash of vanilla. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7039 Your Bumble profile pic must’ve been pre pandemic, you look a lot different now 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7040 Cast away 2 - Wilson is a lady 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
7041 Hi, I'm here to talk to you about your cars extended warranty. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
7042 'I told you I am old school' 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
7043 I’ve taken this paleo diet to a whole new level and I’ve never felt better. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7044 I can't trust my eyes, but that smells like coffee. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
7045 Are you here to get your COVID shot? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
7046 Welcome to my cave, i’m Plato. I’ve upgraded the space in the last few centuries, hope you enjoy the cave-made coffee 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
7047 Being a caveman doesn't mean you've lost your social graces sir! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
7048 This isn't exactly what I meant by "gathering". 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
7049 These last few days have been a bit rocky. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
7050 Welcome to the Trans Cave. The coffee is free, but the cisgender bathrooms are not. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
7051 For just such moments I have invented what I call, "Lawn." Also, I've begun work on, "Shorts." 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
7052 Okay, okay. Role playing. You can be Fred and I'll be Wilma. But you're a tad overdoing it. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
7053 Contemporary furnishing don't really look stylistically compatible with this 10,000 year old lifestyle. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
7054 The laptop hasn't been invented yet. Neither has coffee. What are you drinking? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
7055 I’ve just gotten word it’s safe to leave the cave. I’ll find you a Starbucks on your way out. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
7056 Looks like that paleo diet has really been working 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
7057 We’d like you to leave now. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7058 get out, this is a man cave 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7059 First post-pandemic latte? 1.1639 0.06686 61 55 2 4
7060 Take my word for it - life was not so much simpler in 1978. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7061 Modern Woman meets Caveman 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7062 It was looking a little too primitive. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7063 Emily, we need to talk about your productivity. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7064 Of course it's genuine. We're serving the rest for dinner. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7065 I appreciate the authentic neanderthal experience, but old coffee tastes horrible wherever it's from - yuck! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7066 Haha but you didn’t actually fuck Huey Lewis, did you? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7067 You can sit on the rock over there. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7068 You looked younger on OK Cupid. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7069 Am I late? Or are you just really, really early? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7070 Karen, I love you and I’m will to overlook our differences to make it work. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7071 Are you going out? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7072 It's time you put the beard on the table 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7073 Look, I’m sorry, but the real estate market is really tough and this is a good neighborhood 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7074 Welcome to Paleo Cafe! We haven't discovered farming yet, so may I interest you in a wild strawberry chai? 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
7075 Don’t worry, it’s an Eames knock off. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7076 Jeez, I was only off my phone for an hour 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7077 Do we dare go outside today?” “I’m not sure hon 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7078 Oh. I see you’re doing the pandemic beard. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7079 God will you please say: let there be light, so i can see and drink my coffee. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
7080 This obsession to civilize every part of the earth. You can't do without it, right? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
7081 I'll have the Paleo Diet special. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7082 Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez on the set of Batman XV. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7083 If loving your species is wrong, I don't want to be right. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7084 I still prefer cottage core. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7085 Do you have a Cobb Salad? It's delicious 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7086 What time zone do you come from? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7087 We've evolved apart. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7088 Really? This is it for “Coffee and”? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7089 And you’ve never heard of Thomas Edison, have you? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7090 So then the manager says, "you've been here sipping that one flat white and using our Wi-Fi since the Paleolithic Era--beat it." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7091 Hi. I’m Jeffrey Toobin. Do you want to watch me masturbate? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7092 Me want to see other people. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7093 Me just discover Tinder. Worked different than expected. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7094 What do you mean that Paleo is so 2002? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7095 It’s ok but I was thinking a nice carved antique set. Maybe in oak. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7096 Hi Grug. What's the special for this epoch? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7097 So you actually meant a “bat cave”... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7098 Cornelius, we need to talk about your paleo diet. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7099 You expected more from the light at the end of the tunnel? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7100 Throwback Thursday 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7101 I'm sorry, but a slap of mammoth really wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7102 Put your costume on, we're going to be late! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7103 . "Honey, when I said you could have a Man Cave, I didn't think you'd take it so literally." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7104 While most things have evolved, relationships have stayed the same. “Have you been to the Diamonds’ lately? Janet’s husband made her 4 chairs.” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7105 It ain't easy Helen but we have to make most of it" - Me negotiating my new back-to-life rountine to my quarentine sel 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7106 But I thought you liked our primitive conveniences…. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7107 When the old meets the new. Will they have conversation or quarrel who knows? 🤷🏻‍♀️ 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7108 This “crap” could really change our lives one day. Let’s try not burning it to stay warm and see what happens. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7109 « do you have any vegan option ? » 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7110 - Let's face it Donald, you stayed in the Cavid age 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7111 Frank, I think we went a little too far on the Flintstone chic remodel.... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7112 I think we need to spruce up the walls 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7113 Any one who has common sense will remember that the bewilderments of the eyes are of two kinds, and arise from two causes, either from coming out of the light or from going into the light 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7114 I don’t get why you want to leave ... I’m still the same man you met two million years ago. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7115 You're catching me on a difficult time, Amanda but please have some tea. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7116 Nehru apologizing to Modi for everything that's going wrong in India. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7117 So then he told me I should consider buying an electric car 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7118 Look, I'm as surprised as anyone that this concept took off. But there's no going back now. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7119 Yeah, we're taking the whole paleo thing to a new level. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7120 Wanna hit the club? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7121 Minimalism doesn't emerge for another 164,000 years, Fred! 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
7122 Fixture and furnishings are from my great-grandmother's family. Antigues, you know, like pre-pandemic. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7123 You will have to wait while chef Grogg goes out and hunts your main course. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7124 Yes, I'm going out. It's not my fault you have to wait to get vaccinated because your three years younger. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7125 What do you want me to hunt and gather for you today? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7126 The mid-century prehistoric aesthetic blends well with the scandinavian furniture 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7127 I’m sorry Amy, interglacial marriage isn’t legal yet 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7128 Would you like some gluten-free gruel to go with that? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7129 My name is Grok, and I’ll be your waiter today. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7130 This just won’t work—I’m a cave painter and you want a latte artist. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7131 I know we are both working from home but you don't need the desk for flint knapping. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7132 The beard abides. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7133 I’ve come back in time to beg you not to invent the wheel 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7134 Trust me Fred, the vaccine will change your life! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7135 Don’t ruin my present with your future. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7136 Not exactly what Airbnb described 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7137 Ah, yes, our wi-fi password is ‘Australopithecus.’ 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
7138 Bruce, I didn't complain when you moved to a paleo diet, but don't you think it's gotten out of hand? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7139 I love what you’ve done with the cave. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7140 I think we should’ve hung the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7141 I see you’ve come back asking for shelter after you destroyed earth 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7142 We shouldn't put the cup before the chair. Let's agree to lease another chair first." lynne z. mingione Isle of Ma 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7143 How's #covid like? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7144 I feel like we don't hang out anymore 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
7145 Enjoy your meal. Your order was served retroactively and NFT of it will be send post facto. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
7146 I think you’ve taken this new diet a step too far. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7147 Fred, your idea that we invest in paleo-house was smart. We survived the pandemic. But, now Fred, you have to find your mind. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
7148 I just need a moment of quiet before I head out to earn our bread while you hang out with your Neander-buddies. Is that too much to ask? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
7149 Welcome to my man cave. What are you? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7150 So, the vaccines work...but this cave is a little dicey, I admit. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
7151 so do you like Rock? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
7152 We've had some reports of you bringing live game into the lunch room. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7153 don’t rush man. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
7154 Well come back, Oh my, aren't you a bit late?" ; "I thought, you said see you later. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7155 Tell me the 234th time what the heck is a time machine?! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7156 Do you know of a barbershop that is not requiring a vaccine card? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7157 Call me a caveman if you want, but I still find modernist furniture soulless and alienating. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7158 Sure, sits at table nice, coffee good. But is better than sit floor, smash food with trusty rock? Grog 23, too old to change ways now. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7159 Wow, the lighting is so fancy 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7160 No, it's a cavé and, trust me, you don't want the froth. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7161 Yes We Write In Stone and We're Fighting for a Territory Called "Gaza" 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7162 Only 2000 green stones a month? I'll take it! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7163 Typical. First the electricity, now the oat lattes. Rent in this neighborhood is going to go through the roof. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7164 That’s fine but could you please show us some of your later art work. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7165 I think you’re taking the whole paleo diet thing too far. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7166 My office is reopening today. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7167 I’m not sure if your micro-dosing is creating the desired effect. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7168 Seriously John, I'm the only one moving on 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7169 I ordered Primo Lavado, not a Primitive Latte 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7170 You’ve really outdone yourself with the minimalistic decoration 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7171 Nancy.. when they said to enjoy and embrace your solitude during lockdown, they didn't mean find the nearest cave and just move in with your latte 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7172 You always said that you wanted to spend more time in the country. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7173 Frank, we understand the transition back to the office may be overwhelming. But HR has sent out several memos regarding the importance of pants in the work place. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
7174 Yeah, we've got an issue. That cave space you used belonged to Murdoch's. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
7175 Scandi Cave, cool! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7176 Yada yada doo. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7177 Technically, you'll be hunting mammoth as an independent contractor, which means we aren't offering benefits at this time. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
7178 I really like what you've done with the place. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7179 I should never have left Lucy. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7180 Yes ma'am, you are the first to arrive for the open mic. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7181 Rockea...and they were pretty easy to put together... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7182 It’s just decoration, we don’t get electricity for another 130 years. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7183 Noah, trust me, the arc is not worth it. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7184 Is that an LED stalactite? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7185 Mid century modern is back in style. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7186 Babe, I know the barbershops have been closed for a while now but we don't need to match our surroundings to your look. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7187 John, you can't keep feeding the kids raw meat for dinner." "But I haven't reached the discovery of vegetables yet. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7188 I’m listening, I’m just also thinking about what “man-cave” pun I’ll use for my Instagram post 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7189 I think you need to over your nose as well. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7190 There's no wifi yet but we can accommodate people on paleo diets. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7191 Uh, my furniture isn't impervious to water. Please use a coaster. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7192 Does your family live here and recently filed bankruptcy. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7193 We need to have a grunt about our relationship. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7194 I hate to disappoint you but it's thousands of years too early for your tea party 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7195 call me when your vaxed up 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7196 We might as well be living in a cave. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7197 How to afford 2500 sq ft on a millennial salary 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7198 Coming into the office to work is like going back to the stone ages. Am I right? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7199 Have a cuppa and relax. There’s isn’t anything much you can do. My ancestors predicted this. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7200 It just so happens that most of my friends aren’t getting vaccinated either. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7201 . No, I’m not from the future, I’m just drawn that way. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7202 Only the oldest restaurant in town can require me to bring my own table, chair and cup! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
7203 Where are the other patrons? Due to covid, only one customer per cave. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7204 Sorry. The last shot was given out A.D. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7205 I think this is gonna work out .....Gotta hand it to Bumble. ... 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7206 I don't know why you just can't get into regression. It's the new fun. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7207 I shed once a year at this time, my outer layer.. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7208 I feel like we've evolved apart. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7209 After my wife was eaten by a T-Rex I realised the future was in coffee. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7210 An empty cave is so cheugy 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7211 I don't want to change just to fit into your image of what a man should be, but are you done with the chair? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7212 I'm a extrovert, sensing, thinking, judging type. Does that match well with you? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7213 What do you mean I’m overdoing it with the Paleo diet? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7214 Why are you in my house? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7215 SORRY .... IT'S NOT #TBT 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7216 Midcentury modern decorating wasn't exciting anymore, so I went with Paleolithic minimalist. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7217 Welcome to ADU Paleo. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7218 I hate to break it to you, but the open floor plan makes it all seem a bit spartan. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7219 No, I said “almond-FLAVOR latte with extra whip.” Not “almond MILK latte with extra whip.” I mean, it’s a couple thousand years before you start growing almonds, you caveman. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7220 Would you care to see the Paleo menu? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7221 The new you and the cave are smoking. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7222 Thanks so much for giving me a table away from the door. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7223 It’s genuine Stone Age chic. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7224 Read your tea leaves? 🍃 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
7225 Coffee and Jesus, that’s it huh? 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
7226 i just think it is time for us to evolve 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7227 I was expecting at least a big TV and a bar cart. But I do appreciate the invitation. #mancave 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
7228 Have you ever read Allegory of the cave? If we leave, we will be blind. Let’s stay at home forever. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7229 There’s already 18 offers in on this cave. Are you willing to write $150k over list? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7230 We have a lot to catch up on 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7231 I'm so glad they reinvented the rainforest cafe as the cave cafe. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7232 You're not in Kansas anymore 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7233 did you pay the light bill, my coffee is cold. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
7234 A cup of coffee and you! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7235 Yes we have Solar on top of the cave. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7236 did you eat my chair? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7237 Going back to an office setting may take some adjustment. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7238 A museum of the future: "And you say they have paintings on canvas?" 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7239 Don't forget to pay the electricity bill darling 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7240 As your HR representative, I am here to inform you the company is transitioning back to our pre-COVID code of conduct. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7241 it's not new, but it's new'ish 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7242 Welcome to the salt cave. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
7243 A donut, Madam? OK, but I’ll need to invent a wheel first. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7244 LIGHTS, not lice...HEARING AID, not shearing aid! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7245 I think you might look better in pants. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7246 Please tell me you’ve invented caffeine. 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
7247 Mi man cave es su man cave. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7248 I've loved my Paleo diet, so I decided to take it to the next level! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7249 Actually this is our soft opening. For the 'grand' we'll have a full paleo menu and, hopefully, a few more tables and chairs. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7250 One question: what year is this? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7251 Half a step forward 1.1587 0.04641 63 55 7 1
7252 The Rock called to tell you he is not coming. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7253 First it's the Paleo diet, now this. Honey you can't go back. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7254 You look different than your Tinder profile pic. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7255 It’s a woman’s cave... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7256 Would you have a croissant, please? 1.1587 0.04356 63 55 7 1
7257 Sorry. No entry. Hair is not a substitute for a mask! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7258 How much longer do I have to wait for the daily fresh mammoth? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7259 This is not a mask. It's a beard. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7260 Sorry,I just got tired of waiting. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7261 Me? I actually live here. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
7262 We need to talk about Cave in. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7263 Ragnoth, I will always love 'Pandem Man' but our lives will start over... back to normal, eventually... 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7264 Your place is clearly lacking a feminine touch.. maybe some wall art saying 'gather'. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7265 I left you some hot water if you wanted to get ready for the month. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7266 Which way is social media, can you give me directions? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7267 When you said you had your eye on something and "finally caved", it never occurred to me that you may have meant it literally 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7268 ‘Get back to nature’ they said, ‘Connect with your inner caveman’. It was in that moment Steven realized he may have taken it a little too seriously. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
7269 Maybe we should see other people. I feel like I’ve been doing my best to evolve and you’re still stuck in the stone ages. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
7270 Now I know the reason why you won’t turn on your Zoom camera. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7271 Yeah, I’ve got the iStone BC and I can’t get a signal in here either. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
7272 My style hasn't evolved much -- I'm old-fashioned. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7273 Technically, we are inside, so put it on. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7274 No, I can't make it hot. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
7275 I called Amazon. My chair and coffee mug should arrive any century now. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7276 Wilma, let's drink your coffee outside to observe outside restrictions 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7277 I didn't realize you were so conservative when I invited you for tea. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7278 I am not an old foggy. I can't help if I don't understand you kids and your new fangled clothes. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7279 Welcome to Cave's, we serve the best mammoth in prehistory. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
7280 Table for one Jean? What’s next? Signs that read ‘Civilized Only’? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7281 This might be a great Man Cave for you with that outfit and everything but I prefer the comforts of home. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7282 If you’re not Amy Hwang why are you sitting in her chair? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7283 I'm sorry, Grok, but I'ved evolved past our relationship. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7284 '"Really Lynne, you do this every time! You say, ''Yeah, hon, it would be so romantic to go primitive for a weekend in a cave.' Now here I am in bear skin and you sit there with your Latte, electric lamp, and regular clothes. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7285 You know, men invented the wheel and discovered fire. What have women ever done? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7286 They said that Covid would make going to the office a thing of the past. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7287 If you want to light a fire for yourself, feel free... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7288 Yo must be going to a store several centuries down the path. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7289 Please grab a rock, we have alot to catch up on. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7290 Yes, but the food is very up to date. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7291 They added the light the same day they dug the tunnel. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
7292 Welcome to Cave. Me Glorg. Me take order. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7293 Hey what's the cave-fi password? I'm trying to cave-nect to the cave-ternet. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
7294 I’d like to talk to you about your extended car warranty 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7295 Only you look out of place. I am just following the cave-appropriate dress code. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7296 it's been too long.. I've almost fossilised 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7297 First date: - Is it Barolo delle Langhe the wine you poured in my mug? - Yes! - OK! I'll go beyond appearances and give you a second chance. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7298 Do you have the WiFi password? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7299 Excuse me, I was sitting there before you. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7300 I haven’t seen you at church lately wanna grab a coffee? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7301 Design Within Rock 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7302 Did you move the rock from that cave entrance too?! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7303 Alright. I guess I’ll stand then... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7304 I'm sorry, your ham sandwich will take a while: one of our hunters was eaten yesterday. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7305 I’m conducting a research to find out when was it that the women in my family started falling for the wrong men. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7306 becaving 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7307 I guess I’m just tired of the same old thing. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7308 When will you build me a kitchen with a dishwasher? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7309 I asked for oat milk not goat milk 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7310 Frankly, you don't want to see how I support your whole paleo thing if it doesn't include coffee. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
7311 This coffee shop used to be fancier but no one comes here any more. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7312 Is anyone using this seat? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7313 OK, I agree, the ad was a little short on detail. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7314 So, IKEA is open already? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7315 What part of "Man cave" don't you get? 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
7316 CaveDate. Where all the good guys have gone. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
7317 Yeah, I'm Harry. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7318 You wanna explain yourself? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7319 Sorry, no visitors in my Man Cave. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7320 The last book I read? Art Of The Deal, by Donald Trump. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7321 Okay, I take it the pandemic is over at YOUR salon! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7322 We're not leaving until you shave. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7323 Can I make you a double latte? Um, no. I'm not that evolved. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7324 Stone Age minimalist coffee shop Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7325 How much do the owners want for it? The open floor plan and earth tones are very "in" these days. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7326 I hope you don't think I'm caving into you. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7327 I’m not early, you’re late. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7328 Okay, so are we on the other side of this mid-life crisis now? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7329 I came here to help you better understand how to build a non-discriminatory society. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7330 Wow - I thought you said you were an original man not The Original Man 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7331 You're still working from home, Doris? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7332 Is there a tunnel at the end of the light? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7333 Eye contact side effects... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7334 Lets face it, nowadays everyone seems quite dotty! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7335 These post-modern interior design choices really bring your cave to life. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7336 Cro-Magnon interrogations 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7337 They said the rest of the furniture'll be here in a few hundred thousand years. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7338 Is this what you call "off the grid?" 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7339 It is all a dream, but they don’t want you to know it 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7340 Jane, I appreciate your resourceful gathering skills but we agreed to keep our aesthetic strictly paleo 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7341 I’m here for that skills swap you posted about on the wall- ‘learn survival skills’? I can teach you French, basic accounting, or macramé. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7342 You understand what I am saying or you prefer the sign language? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7343 Yes, we'll have a vegan menu. If you can wait 40,000 years. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7344 Sorry, we only serve those wearing a mask 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7345 Let's go shopping. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
7346 I’m thinking cancel culture. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7347 Do these lice make my appendages look fat? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
7348 They say the tunic subtracts ten pounds. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7349 nothing ever changes anything 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
7350 It's been 84 years... 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
7351 Our quarantine nostalgia hour starts at 5. No small talk, order everything from your phone. Sourdough is half price. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7352 Are you vaccinated, and how soon can you start? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7353 Ikea may be hunting but it's not gathering. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7354 Remember, when the music stops, you have to grab a chair. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7355 I want to see for myself what's at the end of the tunnel. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7356 So what exactly is it that you do in your man cave? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7357 What does 'cave chic' even mean? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7358 how is the coffee? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7359 It is easier to see once we got the light installed. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7360 Didn't know this was your cave. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7361 You asked me to spruce things up. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7362 Well I find it strange that you've never heard of our woolly mammoth burger 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7363 What did you think I meant by "downsizing"? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7364 Hey, I was just sitting here and left my spear, have you seen it? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7365 Morning Tezz, haven't seen you for ages, do you still take your coffee with a splash of soy milk and Stevie? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7366 Debra's regression may have gone a bit too far 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
7367 What do you mean I have to go out now? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7368 So Karin, you are my light at the end of the tunnel. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7369 Look, you can choose to sit here and stare at the shadows on the wall or walk out that cave opening, but I won’t just sit here waiting for you to decide. My biological clock is ticking! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7370 Oh sorry we are looking for someone with excellent Excel skills. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7371 I know it’s hard for you, but you have to stop behaving like a caveman or this relationship is over 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7372 If these walls could talk... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7373 You cut your hair. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7374 Hey there, what pronouns do you prefer? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7375 What? Retro is in right now 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
7376 I see you nor the company were ready to return to the office. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7377 Have we got anyone here today from out-of-town? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7378 Hey there, I am self-isolating, I hope you don’t mind me staying here for a while. Don’t worry I am not positive. ” 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7379 Mundane aspects of time travel. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7380 I'm not ready to move on, I think we should uunga other people. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
7381 We need some cave psintimgs. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7382 Redecorate our department. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7383 Greg, you said you were old-fashioned on your profile, but you are too Paleolithic for my taste. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7384 My aesthetic is pre-industrial vintage. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7385 I'm here to collect your HOA cave fees. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7386 The quarantine had hit Jeff hard. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7387 Caveat emptor. Keep social distance. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7388 The relationship is over. Our Ages are just too many centuries apart. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7389 Good news! Our taxes are low; undeveloped real estate 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7390 You call that an “open boulder view”? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
7391 If you pay close attention, you’ll detect notes of tar pit, and the WiFi only works if you hold your phone pointed toward the meteor. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7392 Oh, you think you've been waiting too long for service? 1.1538 0.06939 52 47 2 3
7393 אַנטשולדיק, מיר האָבן נאָר שטיינער זופּ. אָבער ס'איז זייער פֿריש און אָרגאַניש, און אָן גלוטן. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7394 Their relationship ended after they disagreed about which century they should focus their mid-century modern design choices on. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7395 So, you are wearing the pants? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7396 Men are all cavemen. I’m done with dating apps. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7397 OK - but how will I recognize soy milk? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7398 It's quite nice being back at the office isn't it? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7399 Enough of your sexist troglodyte attitude! Get me another cup of coffee! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7400 If my mother asks, you have Neanderthal DNA. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7401 This stuff? Ikea! The table and chair took forever to assemble though. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7402 Yeah, our paleo cafe is more about ambiance than food. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7403 I know how long it's been John, but I'm still not ready to go back out. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7404 Your decor is evolving. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7405 This is the garage. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7406 What's with the table for one? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7407 The next morning Thag regretted letting the kids draw animals and hands on the basement walls. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7408 Kathy always arrives extra early to make sure she doesn’t have to sit on the rock. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7409 Welcome to Ayahuasca Cave! I’m Dave, and I’ll be your Shaman today... oh... you already drank it? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7410 Sorry, we don't have menus. Script hasn't been invented yet 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7411 Mary??? Did “God” ever catch on? I’m still stuck in this cave. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7412 You’ve never heard of rent control? This is my place now. Where have you been? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7413 Keep up! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7414 Come on George, just hunt and gather at Walmart then. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7415 All that remained of Ted's bachelor pad was his favorite rock chair. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7416 The hippest cafe in Silverlake 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7417 As far as a man cave, it is bleak, so is your smock. I am wearing the pants here and I’ll be decorating from here out. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7418 No, your beard is not an effective mask. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7419 Face it, you'll always be a hunter/gatherer. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7420 I figured if we cosplay the cartoon it will help us create a better caption. What do ya think? Right? I know! Send me the Pulitzer right now. It's over folks. Everybody else can go home 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7421 I'm here to do a wellness check, Zorg. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7422 What’s even weirder is there’s a lamp in here. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7423 Yeah, man, I’m off the grid, untraceable, never going back. Have you ever heard of Bear Grylls? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7424 Oh,Good! You’re up! Well, as you can see the remodels are coming along nicely. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
7425 You can keep the beard and hair, but the clothes..... 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
7426 How do you manage to keep it warm? 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
7427 My audience has shrunk in half, since the pandemic. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
7428 Anton, it just seems we are from two different worlds. We need to share more than a wardrobe. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7429 I just feel like you think I just sit in this cave all day doing nothing while you are out there hunting and gathering with your clan. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
7430 Your wine will be a while. I haven't invented it yet. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
7431 Dave, we’re here to talk about your performance as of late. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
7432 The coffee is cold. And so am I. And just because sabertooth tigers are part of the cat family, calling this a cat cafe seems irresponsible, bordering on dangerous. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7433 Oh, these are ticks. The owner won't like me saying this but you should probably run for your life. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7434 You did not pay the light bill, again. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7435 The CDC said we could soon go back to life the way it used to be... 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7436 you can find Starbucks ANYWHERE 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7437 I’m inviting you to seat, but you are wearing just a beard. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7438 Will they be calling that a "swag" or simply a "pendant"? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7439 I'm here to let you know we can now provide indoor heating. No more hunting of those bears to keep you warm. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7440 Sorry, but we're from two different planets. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7441 Life gets better once coffee is discovered. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7442 Gathering nuts and berries can't be done from home. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7443 No, I don't want a caramel machhiatto. I want to kill something! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7444 Are you one of those nomads taking a break from your van? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7445 Our menu is 100% keto, vegan, raw, and... oh dear. I always forget the last one. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7446 With our social distancing in mind, will there be anything else here at Cave-Ron? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7447 Can I get you some woolly mammoth to go with that? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7448 Please, Chris, I'm begging you, let me cut your hair! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7449 Just act like I'm not here 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7450 We left off at improving your fight response when the Buffalo is chasing you. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7451 I can see my past through the mirror 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7452 Oh, so I can't have a cup of coffee but you can go out clubbing for weeks at a time? 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
7453 Look, I really understand how you feel. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7454 We've done this before, it's not working, why you can't understand? We are equal. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7455 Are we going backwards now? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
7456 Are you lost in the future? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7457 Dim the light.... the next American Idol is...... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
7458 When you said you had a man cave, I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
7459 I’ve carved out a niche work space for the return times. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
7460 All of today's specials are paleo-friendly. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7461 I think she's running late 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7462 I bought this bee hive hat because the cave has a draft. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7463 Couldn't you take your coffee break after you hunt and gather for a few hours? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7464 When I answered the ad looking for Paleo interested companion, I didn't quite expect this. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7465 Musical chairs was my major ! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7466 Ugah, I want us to move in to the next era. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7467 Yes Doris, I am the same "Guruiski" from the mountain top. Now with 24/7 enlightenment service. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7468 Any idea yet for the New Yorker caption? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7469 it'd be a truly "authentic" cave-man experience if they took shiny stones instead of my dollars" 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7470 I just always imagined that I would wear the pants in the family. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7471 Have you seen my minimalist book? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7472 Do you feel like this furniture is a little, I don’t know, too modern? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7473 Hard pants & covfefe talk. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7474 You really should dress more age appropriate. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7475 Ready to see the breakfast menu? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7476 How'd you move the rock? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7477 If I’d waited for you to get around to discovery I would’ve never had this new kitchen. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7478 Pull up your tortoise shell and let’s talk about a faster means of transportation 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
7479 The coffee and the maker are props. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7480 Right before it appeared, I heard a voice saying "and let there be light." 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7481 You're ruining our natural life style! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7482 Admit it,Mary. Where are you hoarding and using the dog’s flea and tick medicine. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7483 So what do you think the newest and coolest thing in the future will be. Fling cars robots that do every thing for us or maybe a device that can make you go the speed of light what do you think. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7484 I wonder if he’s vaccinated, or a Republican… 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7485 Darling, dinner is ready. Follow me to the dining room . 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7486 Having a coffee is so "passé" 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
7487 He’s not broke you guys, his money is just digital. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7488 Oh sorry wrong cave. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7489 Truth is, men wear dress and women wear the pants since 10.000 BC. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7490 An intervention? It hasn’t even been a day, Rachel. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7491 So you’re telling me I can hunt a soy bean for it’s milk. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7492 Huh, an actual light at the end of the tunnel. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7493 Fucking hipsters 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7494 I wish you hadn't taken my request for a man-cave literally. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
7495 Sorry, things aren't great in the future right now. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
7496 I’d like a meeting with your interior designer. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
7497 Due to space constraints your man cave needs to double as a breakfast nook. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
7498 Steve: How did you find me? Karen: How do you know her? 1.1507 0.03474 73 63 10 0
7499 I'm curious to know what you think of my saber-toothed tea. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7500 You wouldn't have a smoke, would you? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7501 You better get off his dog. The three legged beast might throw his white rock at you. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7502 I'm sorry lunch orders don't start till Grill comes back after the hunt. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7503 Ugh. 1.1500 0.03995 60 52 8 0
7504 I got a haircut, put on pants with a waistband, and lived." 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7505 It‘s about time that we have that conversation about where you came from and what I’m doing here. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7506 This isn't quite what I meant by getting back to our roots... 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7507 Your half-caff, coconut milk, extra shot, extra whip, one-pump cinnamon dolce, one-pump vanilla syrup; half cold brew, half pour over tall coffee in a grande cup has obligated my barista to ask you to return to wherever you hence came. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7508 Where's my coffee? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7509 Would you mind giving me the Wi-Fi password,Gru? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7510 I know it's your man cave. I just wanted to share it with you. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7511 Our espresso machine won't be available for a million years, but please enjoy our Mammoth milk cocoa. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7512 I heard the paleo cuisine is really good here. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7513 At least you'll be good at listening, right? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7514 I just got word back from the CDC. A cave of this dimensions does not qualify as "outdoors." So please put your mask back on until dinner is served. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7515 I’m skipping breakfast—I have to catch the next dinosaur. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7516 The Paleo diet changed my life. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7517 Are you ready to grunt about it? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7518 Is this supposed to be realistic? I don't want to play a stereotypical Neanderthal. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7519 Do you have anything that isn’t paleo? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7520 NY’s first paleodiet restaurant. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7521 It was your skill that set us free from the caves, and it seems that our sins have brought us back here. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7522 At least Dogecoin made money, I'm not a fan of the latest conspiracy. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7523 I guess I could have been more specific when I said we should go for a mid century modern aesthetic 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7524 I don’t think you’re right for the role. This is the first Broadway show in more than a year. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7525 Lemme get this straight, you’ve come all the way to prehistoric times to warn us of a deadly pandemic?! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7526 Have a seat, let’s talk about that fight/flight system of yours 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7527 what kind of soup is that 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7528 The designer said it's mid-epoch modern I think it's us. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7529 Did you say scone or stone? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7530 Sorry, one-pump hazelnut hasn't been invented yet. 1.1493 0.04386 67 59 7 1
7531 , yes Jesus was a black man 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7532 Now what? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7533 When the Past and the Present collide, How would our Future look like? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7534 »That’s it, I’m moving out.« 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7535 She: and truth is that we have grown apart lately. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7536 What happened to your clothes, John?” “I lost all my money on cavecoin 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7537 It’s time for an intervention 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7538 Of course I didn’t mean it that way. Since when was Neanderthal an insult? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7539 Oh it’s easy! I’m sure you can do it! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7540 Is this where I can find Tech Support? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7541 You still haven't fixed my Wifi I've waited since the Cretaceous period, 66 million years. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7542 My inner cave man is not happy with your vision for my man cave 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7543 I prefer Stone Age to New Age. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7544 Sorry no service for non-rocks sitters 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7545 I think you are taking your Paleo diet too far 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7546 Are you supposed to be my shadow? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7547 I thought you said the theme was ‘Hygge Chaka’ 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7548 So... wanna get back together? 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
7549 Woah, are you actually here to listen to my vaccine concerns? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7550 Your "man cave" really leaves a lot to be desired, Mike. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7551 I know your profile described you as "rugged" but this isn't what I was expecting. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7552 What no mask? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
7553 I thought we were practicing minimalism already. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7554 You really haven't evolved. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7555 They said we didn’t need to have our Zoom cameras on for today’s meeting, so I’m keeping it comfortable. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7556 I’ve come from the future to tell you that when you guys finally discover fire, please just put it out, and walk away... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7557 Will that be mammoth or soy? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7558 I don't care if this is your man cave, there is no smoking in h.ere 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7559 I was thinking takeout tonight,” George remarked, after returning from his multi-day hunt empty handed 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7560 Both Basic, diffrent times 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7561 Where can I post an online review of your cave cafe? 😂 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7562 What are you wearing and having human ? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7563 Johnny misses you, Bill. Come home. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7564 You really need to go back to work Pam, this quarantine you is not healthy 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7565 So... you quarantined in the office? 1.1481 0.04102 54 47 7 0
7566 So, this is how I die. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7567 Look, the whole "caveman" thing went out with raw meat 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7568 So I sit down in the Time Tunnel Cafe and the next thing I know... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7569 Hey, coffee smell good! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7570 It's not bad, but I was really interested in seeing the model featuring images of horses, deer, aurochs, ibex, bison, and felines decorating the walls. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7571 You’ve got the right tools. I just have some questions about your commitment to DEI. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7572 Is this the audition? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7573 If you want to sit down with me, you are going to have to build another chair first. Sandra Stedinger, MD jgauthier4@san.rr.com 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7574 Who am I? Where am I? Why am I here? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7575 I’m just saying, the last time I let you borrow my driving gloves, they ended up with new mustard stains. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7576 Wenger out 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7577 It's a great venue for ultra single-serve coffee with a throwback. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7578 This ikea of yours could be a step towards elegance . 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7579 It’s a flexible space - ideal for retail. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7580 So now you think you are ready for a serious relationship? 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7581 Thanks for inviting me to live under the rock with you 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7582 Why have you come back here after all this time?” “Because, lately, living in a cave doesn’t seem such a bad idea to me...Sometimes it feels like I never left 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7583 Hold on, are you vaccinated or just anti-mask? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7584 I know you said you’d live like a caveman before you’d go back to work, but seriously. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7585 Honey, this is not what I thought when you said back to basics... 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7586 This new airbnb I tried was very on theme 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7587 Sorry, but your cave is dark, there's nowhere to sit and I already have a coffee 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7588 This caption forms the mouth. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
7589 There’s been an IKEA here the whole time?!? 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
7590 Do I have to drag you? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7591 Fauci has made it clear beard is not a replecemnt to mask. SAD! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7592 Henry, you need to start standing closer to your razor." 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
7593 Sorry Caveman r’us meeting isn’t until next Tuesday 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7594 I know it’s hard to keep@track of time while working at home John, but no shave November was months ago 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7595 I wanted a simple life. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7596 Pull up a stone and let's discuss rewriting your future 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7597 Hygiene? Hey, I’m batting 500. At least I’m high. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7598 Where's the dart board? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
7599 At least there's still some Electricity between us. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
7600 this isn’t exactly what i meant by trying something new in the bedroom 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7601 Me not care what minimum wage is. Me just happy get back to work. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7602 Welcome to Privilege, sir. I understand that you are new here 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7603 I am out of clam shells. May I pay by drawing horses on the walls? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7604 I just needed to go back to my roots. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7605 It seems you haven't paid your stone payments. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7606 I’m sorry, we only have the Paleo Diet here. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7607 So I said to the TV: 'How do you tell a good guy without a mask from a bad guy without a mask? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7608 Let’s call this chivalry and see if it sticks. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7609 Tammy was surprised to learn that Chuck meant it literally when he said, “I’m just beginning to leave my quarantine cave.” 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7610 it’s just not what we’re into karen 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7611 I thought you understood my offer to live as back in the stonge age time... I meant, all of it. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7612 I'd like chilled sparkling water with three slices of lemon and a side of ice. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7613 "Java Man's décor is Modern Stone Age. Our service?--Paleolithic. Have you tried our hand-clubbed sandwich? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7614 Sorry, we only serve Paleo food here. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7615 Grog tired of working at home... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7616 You keep up Jones now big time. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7617 Sorry Madam, but we've been closed for over 14 months due to Covid-19. We had a sign on the door of the cave but we had to sell it to pay the rent. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7618 If I’m in charge of the kids’ virtual school, I get your man cave. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7619 I just got tired of living in the past. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7620 Do you think it could be what’s giving you headaches? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7621 I think we need to move on from paleo 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7622 I can bring you some more water, but we don't have free wifi yet. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7623 You must have Woke first. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7624 I'm here to inform you: Starbucks just bought your Caveman Ad from Geico. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7625 First of all, we can’t afford central air, and secondly, ... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7626 this could be the biggest thing since the wheel. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7627 Why do I feel like we're living in a cave? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7628 Woman, stop clinging to unrealistic expectations and go gather me some dinner! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7629 Tinder says to make the first date for coffee, and in a neutral venue. Nice to meet you, Howard. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7630 Honey I know you rock, but it would be sad if it all ends up in: « There’s a light that never goes out ». 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7631 I mean, I guess we could go for another walk. There’s not much else to do. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7632 The pandemic ended over a year ago, Dan. Go outside, live a little. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7633 Wait you've been hosting this airbnb for long? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7634 Let's no go there! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7635 Really, Fred....Paleo? I thought you weren’t into fad diets..” “I caved. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7636 You’ve been out a while... Pull over that rock and have a seat so we can chat. Coffee? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7637 Been a while since I've had anyone over. I spent most of quarantine just working on myself. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7638 It's not you, it's me. I never should have gotten mixed up with a Neanderthal. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7639 No, this is not an acceptable post-COVID upgrade. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7640 The sky will see you now. 1.1452 0.03880 62 54 8 0
7641 Apologies if I'm intruding. Rent in the city was getting too expensive and I wanted a simpler life. Coffee? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7642 Well, your just going to have to return it to the future than" 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7643 Babe, is it too much to ask for you to clean up the cave a little bit? It's so easy, even a you can do it. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7644 Well, clearly Homo Sapiens are more advanced than Neanderthals" 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7645 You can't just ooga booga your way through life, John. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7646 I only had to pay a hundred thousand over asking” 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7647 Too long in the man cave Bub 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7648 I guess this is better than Zoom therapy 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
7649 I wish this wasn’t the only cave you’d come into. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7650 You want me to pimp your crib? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7651 ....where have you been this whole time? 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
7652 Now let's revisit the Allegory of the cave. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7653 So, how do you like the renovations? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7654 Have any more coffee? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7655 We need to grunt. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7656 Would you like some fried mastodon with your coffee? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7657 The man cave was so Neolithic era. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7658 Honey....we're going to lose our GEICO sponsorship. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7659 The goats seem to have eaten all the coffee again... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7660 So you can rise from the dead, but I can’t get a Splenda packet? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7661 I just feel like you never listen. A grunt is not a response. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7662 Always Keep An Open Mind 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7663 Zug, honey.....I know the market is hot right now but I saw a cute little Cape Cod for sale this morning. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7664 You feel a bit dated because you're dating me, don't you? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7665 May I suggest a nice Mesozoic Merlot to pair with your pan-roasted Pteradactyl in a Bronto Brown Sauce? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7666 I go to my Mother's for a week and this is the art work you painted on the walls? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7667 My selection was stolen. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7668 Your office is SO modern.... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7669 Honey, you don't like the cave man's wife outfit I bought you for Mother's Day? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7670 I know I'm late, but did you ever try to iron your outfit with a hot rock? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
7671 You should have been in this place 10,000 years ago if you want to go Primitive. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7672 I know the Palio diet is a lifestyle but this is ridiculous. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7673 Sweetheart... furniture doesn’t ruin your man-cave. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7674 Hi. Welcome to the new retro Starbucks with waiting service. I'm your waiter Doug. What can I get for You? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7675 Are you gaslighting me? There's no chair 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
7676 Welcome to the Time Warp coffee shop. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7677 Framed by the entrance to the cave, a prehistoric man faces his wife, who's dressed in modern clothes and seated at a minimalist three-legged table. On its edge, there is a coffee cup, a rounded kitchen lamp is on the ceiling, and to the left–a rock. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7678 I was fine with the Paleo diet, but don't you think you're taking it a a little too far? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7679 We tried to be so postmodern, we went the full circle. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7680 I think IKEA overdid it a bit with the sustainable habitat 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7681 I just think a sofa would work well in this space! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7682 It definitely feels like a man cave 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7683 I called you my pal, not paleo! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7684 This pandemic quarantine makes me feel like I've lived in a cave all my life. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7685 Soy? What is this, 2002BC? 1.1429 0.03825 63 55 8 0
7686 Gorblark, we need talk. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7687 Glad they finally fixed the lighting in here. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7688 Do you want the Pfizer or the Johnson and Johnson? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7689 Where exactly is this rabbit hole? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7690 You could at least order a muffin 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7691 What? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7692 Honey I told you, my Keto lifestyle prohibits IKEA furniture. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7693 Your profile pic must have been from a different era, huh? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7694 It's okay - the rule is half your age plus seven millennia. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7695 What's a Paleo Diet? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7696 The special today is Stone Soup. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7697 Without a mask, I’m really a Neanderthal. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7698 Honey, this paleo diet thing isn't working for me... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7699 Honey, I think you are taking this ‘hipster’ look too far. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7700 I'm sorry, Gork, but I only have one cup. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7701 Do I need to be wearing a mask? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7702 They say once that last Bitcoin is mined, we can power everything back up. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7703 I've travelled from the future to find out about the Paleo diet. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
7704 Don't you think we're taking gong paleo a it too far? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7705 It was Neanderthal a deal breaker And clean shavin' a must 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7706 I guess that makes us the first hunter-gatherer-barista society. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7707 I’m a cave man. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
7708 Joe, our hunter/gatherer, will be back with your sturgeon entree in 3 to 4 days. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7709 And I told you that the neighbours must have got the last mammoth. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7710 Trying to hide in your cave, but I am amazed to see that your beard naturally masked you from Corona Virus. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7711 Your Aura is large and cave-like. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7712 I like what you did with the place Suzanne, but did you have to throw out my armchair 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7713 _But you were supposed to take care of home. _Sorry. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7714 Vaxxed and waxed. Ready for hot girl summer. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7715 Have you considered delivering content on the advantages of natural facial hair or the importance of a well ventilated home? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7716 At least a haircut, Fred 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7717 Ask me anything...” “What the #%*?! is going on out there?!?! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7718 Trouble's brewing for Oorrg at home once Crona breaks out the java . . . 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7719 Sure, I’ll ask the cook if our “wild boar surprise” is vegan 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7720 We are not so different after all 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7721 oh, you got the lights to work?" "Yeah, just had to light the pilot 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7722 Are you sure it’s just a phase? This is the third moose he’s drawn 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7723 I thought this was a different kind of Tinder 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7724 What do you mean, you don’t take Usher Bucks? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7725 - Sorry, we are out of almond milk today. May I bring you cashew milk for your coffee? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7726 Sorry ma'am, ¿could you move your car? My mammoth can't parallel park. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7727 I get that out location in time and space maybe isn’t super convenient but I don’t get why anyone is still going to coffee shops whose beans don’t get the fresh air they need. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7728 *points* “chh-cha-ch-cheugy” 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7729 Honey, I think it's about time we move on 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7730 Pull up a rock, sit down and join me, big boy. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7731 We left Manhattan because you thought people were too concerned about appearances.” 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7732 Hi, my name is Urggg, do you come here often? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7733 So talking "in-person" essentially is... 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7734 It's obvious that we don't have much in common anymore. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7735 Cave canem! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7736 I thought this was supposed to be a fireside chat 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7737 'Sorry, I turned on my video by mistake.' 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7738 Borrow salt? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7739 Admit it. You've taken this keto thing too far. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7740 Gnats. If you can't stand them, astrally transport yourself and your stupid little table somewhere else. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
7741 How many times must I tell you; it’s the Coffee Klatch Cave EVERY Thursday afternoon. I’ll send a smoke signal when the girls leave! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7742 When did they invent stores? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7743 pipipoopoo check 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7744 I finally think I've discovered fire at the end of the tunnel and you tell me it's a light? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7745 I still on't think you're as neanderthal as all that 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7746 Are you ready? Come, stand up. Would you like me to show you the world? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7747 Honey it s time to talk, please leave the club. Don't you think its time to move on? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7748 After COVID: The first electrolysis appointment at the beauty spa. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7749 Modern Flintstones 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7750 Mike, I know you love your man cave very much, but it's either me or the man cave now! Mike - “send me the documents” 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7751 Marty McFly stopped by last week while you were hunting. These are some souvenirs from 1975. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7752 We are the ultimate in crunchiness. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7753 In terms of interior design, I'm looking for a clean, paleo lines. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7754 We can make this relationship work. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7755 Nobody ever told me that the caveman in my time travel romance wouldn’t be able to speak English, dammit. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7756 Zog club saber-toothed tiger soon. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7757 The name of the restaurant is "Blank Slate." I don't really know why you expected to find erotic art. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7758 It doesn't take a Cro Magnon to figure out that we're about to have a little talk. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7759 What was the cost to have electricity installed in your cave ?? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7760 Sorry, how about a reflection of soy milk on the wall? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7761 What's your WIFI password?" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7762 And I want more than a bucket shower. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7763 The couple in the cave down the hill have their art, I thought we could at least be forward-thinking in our décor. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7764 So I see you've come crawling back Plato 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7765 So you’re saying I can get my taxes filed, vaccinations, and my Chakras aligned here? Wow, what's next? Watching tv on our phones? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7766 It’s better to live under a rock right now, than to see the state of affairs worldwide. I will leave ‘after all’ #freepalestine 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7767 I thought we could rewrite the past 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7768 Before or after Covid? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7769 Where are the bad seeds, Myth cave? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7770 Kathryn, Did you bring my dinner? . 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7771 Yuka, where’s my sticks and stuff 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7772 David accepted when Mia brought home the table and chair. Electricity pushed their relationship nearly to extinction. But, the espresso machine. That damned espresso machine. It would be long cold night for David and Mia. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7773 How long is this detox thing supposed to last? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7774 I’d just like us to talk more... 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7775 This paelo food trend has gone too far. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7776 No ma'am, we have no scones today, only stones 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
7777 This paleo thing has gone too far. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7778 I know you don't know what this means, but you eat better than the guy who ruined January 6th. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7779 I want you back by 11pm. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7780 how and where did you get your expresso? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7781 "Did you see the Johnsons just got a second chair. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7782 Hey, are you Linda? It's Gary from Hinge. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7783 THE JUNGLE WAS CLOSED! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7784 I feel like I've been living under a rock. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7785 Sorry, ma'am, you'll have to wait for several hundred years for a cave outlet. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7786 Allegory of the Media. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7787 Are you ready for your post-pandemic life yet? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7788 'I'm the one who invented fire, here for my royalty!' 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7789 This cafe is Reeallly rustic, I must say! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7790 Please, knock before entering. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7791 I like that we have different hobbies. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7792 You're not ready yet. Tell me about you mother. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7793 I guess HR needs to revisit the definition of “business casual” as employees start to come back to the office. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7794 This works OK. Now can you think of something that two or three of us could sit on together? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7795 I feel seen. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7796 COVID? Never heard of it. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7797 David, the pandemic is over now. We can go outside 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7798 Do you want brown or black sandals as your "welcome back to work" gift ? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7799 I call it proto-pointillism 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7800 I guess we both heard each other wrong, but this is the best of both worlds 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7801 In your Welcome Kit will be a starter pelt, callus strengthening lotion, hair thickening shampoo... Nope, there is no Wifi. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7802 We haven't invented soy milk yet. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7803 You really still won’t let me give you a haircut? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7804 I figured it was safer to just change our theme than try to get a haircut. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7805 Sometimes I feel like a tourist too. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7806 I'm really into paleo-minimalism. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7807 Does it look like a sleepy whale from where you are sitting? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7808 I know this is your man cave but the girls are coming over in 10 minutes so please leave! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7809 I don't know the wifi password. I don't work here. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
7810 I don’t care if you’ve been vaccinated. You no doubt saw the sign at the entrance. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7811 I’m digging the man cave. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7812 Would you like a side of dinosaur eggs with that? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7813 Today's Wormhole Specials include a bottomless cup of java served up by Java Man. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7814 ....Imagine my disappointment when I realized that ten thousand years of human progress only leads to a small table and a twelve dollar cup of coffee!... H. G. Wells The Time Machine 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7815 Have you ever thought about seeing a physiatrist? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7816 What do you have that's paleo? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7817 I’ve outgrown you... 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7818 In a comparative way from above tothe best place underground 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7819 I don’t want it to go away!” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7820 I used to have an artisanal coffee shop, but it’s just not as pure as archaic. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7821 So I was thinking about the 'let's split the electricity bill' thing again. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7822 It's a new thing we like to call indoor-outdoor dining. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7823 No one buys that heavy brown stuff anymore. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7824 It's an antique 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7825 I'm sorry, but no self-respecting cave man uses flea soap. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7826 Alright,Jody,and what is your preferred pronoun? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7827 It's still advisory while indoors. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7828 All the new stuff is fine, I just wish you would've told me before you cut your hair. 1.1379 0.03849 58 51 7 0
7829 I guess I’m just an old-fashioned girl. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7830 .Are we cooler than our kids now? 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
7831 I’ll be right back with some crayons to draw on the walls while you wait for your food. It might be a while. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7832 when i told you i wanted to get away from everything i didn’t think you’d actually cave in... 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7833 Are we really going back to the week 2Caveman look? What’s next, the quarantine shaved head ? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
7834 I just wanted to say that I moved on. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
7835 The "Grok" table? Where do they get these stupid names? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7836 The overall decor is good, but the wall paintings leave something to be desired. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7837 To be blunt, I'm breaking up with you because you act too A.C. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7838 Sorry but we're limited to 25% capacity. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7839 Welcome to Kava Kave. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7840 My name is Argharrgraghaaaargh and I'll be your server today. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7841 Elon is out in space for few days. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7842 What's the WiFi password? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7843 I feel like sometimes you’re just looking at the shadows on the wall and forget I’m even here. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7844 He said, “Let there be light”: and she appeared. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7845 I’d like a seat for one at the light at the end of the tunnel 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
7846 And that is the pitch 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7847 May I order some survival tips please? 1.1370 0.03810 73 65 7 1
7848 I don't think I know you anymore. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7849 Jesus! You've let yourself go. Enough with the fish and the wine, try a little cardio. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7850 I'm regretting inventing the pre-nup 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7851 I'm sorry, ma'am, but we have a barefoot policy for dine-in guests. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
7852 Do we have oat milk? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7853 Build a fire, I said. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7854 I cave in... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7855 I'm trying, but I'm just not feeling my feminine side. What else can I do? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7856 Is this the original Starbucks? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7857 The Carlsbad Caverns park ranger was NOT amused when I paid our fee for this visit. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7858 Why is my DoorDash taking so long? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7859 I think you’re taking this minimalism thing a little too far. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7860 And I was worried about those five COVID pounds. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7861 Hi I’m your super host, Gary. It’s been ages since I’ve had a guest so please make yourself at home. A 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7862 oh, sorry, when i rented this place on airbnb it said this wasn't a shared room 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7863 You believe in leaving modern society behind and completely adopting the lifestyle of our earliest ancestors. I believe compromising gives us the best of both worlds. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7864 We’re calling it The Paleo Cafe. 1.1356 0.04158 59 53 5 1
7865 Ron, you need to learn to share the house. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7866 I think you're taking the stripped-back aesthetic and the socially distanced thing a bit too far. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7867 They had what we needed and shipping was free! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7868 Living through this pandemic is a through back to the Stone Age babe! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7869 Which one of us is the "Other?" 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7870 When you're awake at 3 in the morning and your parent wakes up and sees you, but doesn't say anything because they're too tired. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7871 Sit down. Have some coffee it's been a long time! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7872 Oh that’s rich - Grog’s not sophisticated enough you say? What’s that mean anyway? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7873 Don't be upset. There was a lot of competition in the best COVID beard challenge. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7874 Where have you been? It 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7875 Let's have Tyrannosaurus for dinner. Think you can catch one today, big boy? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7876 I am tired of being the roast of modern age men. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7877 Can I offer you some range-free pterodactyl with your organic tea? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7878 Things are way too complicated up there. Plato mentioned a good puppet show down here, so when does it begin? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7879 America chilling on a terrasse while the rest of the world is waiting for their shot 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7880 Her: Teach me your diet, so I survive in the 21st century supermarkets. Him: Hunt.!? Her: Sugar is hunting me... 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7881 After I while Susan realice,that Kane was an old soul. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7882 I said you could move in, not light up my life 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7883 Well, because you've got no Covid here. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7884 Well, I work on Deconstruction 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7885 You hunt, I gather... these funds 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7886 It's New Age Stuf 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7887 This one is called the “Coconut,” and we can outfit the entire wedding party within your budget. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7888 There's no almond milk? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7889 I do like your minimalist approach to furnishings... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7890 Have you heard of KonMari? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7891 Trust me when I say this: given enough time your body will learn to adapt, and evolve. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7892 MAKE SURE YOU TURN OFF THE LIGHT WHEN YOU LEAVE!! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
7893 No I will not change my name to Robin the boy wonder 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7894 Would you like some coconuts for your coffee? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7895 maybe you should talk with someone 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7896 I think maybe I'll stop my paleo diet. 1.1346 0.03396 52 46 6 0
7897 This isn’t an AirBnB. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7898 Me think you qualify for wife. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7899 Do you have sleeping arrangements as well? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
7900 You sure Linzser Torte isn't Paleo? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
7901 Yeah. I tell all my friends who are thinking about it. Call the divorce lawyer you used. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7902 Why didn’t you add a fourth leg to the table, again? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7903 You live under a rock. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7904 I guess you CAN meet your future partner using just a tablet. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7905 Please, step into my quarantine office. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
7906 Lady: "Nick?" 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7907 (She says to Him) “So, what are You making Me for dinner tonight?!” ❤️🙌🔥👏😢😍😮😂 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7908 I feel like the room is caving in on us. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
7909 Looks like it’s still March 17, 2020 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7910 ‘I hit her on the head once and I need a shrink?’ 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7911 We don’t seem to be on the same page. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7912 This wasn't what I expected when the cafe said "paleo" 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7913 Stop trying to make Cavecore happen, Stan. It’s not cute. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7914 Are you telling me women can go mamoth hunting in the future, and men can stay at home? 😮 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
7915 Why Thagina, you've changed. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7916 Eggs benedict or raw dinosaur? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7917 I’ve never used a co-working space before but my kids said it would be a good place to network. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7918 Happy Women’s Day 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7919 Early Dinner tonight without corona mask over vira beer 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
7920 We clearly have different definitions of "survival". Not what I meant by back to the basic's. "I though we were going all in on this "paleo" diet. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
7921 Welcome Cafe Oooga Booga. Wi-Fi free. Password our name. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7922 Babe, I get that having a mancave can be seen to perpetuate patriarchy but equally, you fetishising the Ikea catalogue after binging one season of Queer Eye isn't exactly obliterating any gender binary stereotypes. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7923 ‘’Grunt...Grunt Grunt...Grunt Grunt Grunt Grunt.” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7924 Yes, I do mural whatever you like... deer, buffalo, spear, man run, buffalo, deer.... Do I have job? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7925 I don't know. Your commitment to this Paleo-diet may have taken us too far apart. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7926 You were right. The upgrade did make a difference. I have a buyer outside waiting to see the cave right now. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7927 We prefer to be called troglodytes ... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7928 I'd pull up a rock, but Retro Cafe still requires social distancing. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7929 It's called 'coffee'-- c-o-f-f-e-e. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7930 You told me im rockin it thats why i didnt build a door 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7931 What's insect repellant? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7932 Hey, I thought we agreed this was MY man cave. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7933 Georgia was excited to meet her date from cavemancuties.com. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7934 How do you think our artists will paint this story? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7935 I’m afraid we don’t have a half-caf latte, with soy milk and a scone. May I interest you in a grog with our paleo tasting menu? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7936 Do you have any cream that isn't 12,000 years old? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7937 Netflix casting call for ‘Hagar the Horrible’ 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7938 This house and YOU are dinosaurs! 🤯 😡 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7939 Nancy pulls a devestating power move on Zorg. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7940 When I finally get back to society after finishing my entrance preparation! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7941 This should be interesting. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7942 The paleolithic vibe is super on-trend. We recently expanded to clubbing 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7943 Well, you always said your cave is my cave. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7944 Well, the hair salon is open now? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7945 . Cavefished 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7946 God is finishing his zoom/cycle with Mother Nature. Can I get you a water? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7947 What took you so long? We need to talk.. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7948 So you say it's too touristy in other places, huh? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7949 Our micro-wedding packages start at $8,000. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
7950 The rock hurts my back, may I hang from the light? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7951 I think you might be my father. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7952 You bragged about using tools on your profile, I think you might just be one 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7953 I wish I had studied shapes in kindergarten. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7954 Sorry for the wait. The kitchen is really backed up. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7955 You Gwork. Me Caitlynne 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
7956 I will be your server today and I am here to inform you that you are sequestered in cave number one and your meal will be served according to it's availability. Please ...be patience ! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7957 Sorry, I’m leaving you for a Neanderthal. Consider this a “Dear Grok” letter. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7958 I'm ok with the idea of living in your man-cave, but your wardrobe's got to go. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7959 I’m not loving the open floor plan 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7960 I couldn't give up my coffee routine. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7961 It's time for you to go back to the city. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7962 Honey -I’ve asked you several times to try to Keep The electric bill down 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7963 I'm off to a lecture on early agriculture. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
7964 What are your vegan options? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7965 You and I are much alike. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7966 Honey, I thought we agreed on mid-century modern. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7967 But the tunnel sign said ‘back to the future, not back to the past?’ contest 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7968 Sorry, but I bought this home long time ago . 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7969 Oh sorry to disturb you. I just lost track of time. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7970 Coinciding thoughts of past and present 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
7971 But Yelp said this is the only cave to table place worth trying... 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
7972 It ruins it. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
7973 I want you to leave. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
7974 I'm just not sure it's a good look for a man cave. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7975 Our coffee beans are stone-ground.” 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7976 and I am not coming home until you shave those ugly legs!! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7977 Kiss my ass, Fred Flintstone,” I said. Then I hit him with a rock. I killed him. Fred Flintstone is dead 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
7978 Where did we meet the last time? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7979 I’m taking a parietal leave. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7980 We're not quite ready for indoor dining yet. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7981 This year's special is leftover mastodon. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7982 Iced chai on the rocks,please 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7983 It's much too late to do anything about rock & roll now ... 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7984 I told ya I’m committed to bring back the vintage style 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7985 I eroded the columns for a tranquil supreme of your sea buckthorn. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7986 Observe, the effects of quarantine. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7987 Sweetheart, it's a natural masking method, that likely won't work for you. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7988 If only our klatch had a book to discuss. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7989 You told me never to clean your man-cave. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7990 A spot of tea, my ass, we haven’t invented fire yet. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7991 I can’t find my snuggies.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
7992 You're not going out like that, Young Neanderthal! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7993 Yes, it's a paleo-friendly menu, ma'am. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7994 I'm afraid it's about your work-life-balance. As your therapist, I'd recommend ... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7995 Had to outsource your order. Might take awhile. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
7996 Yeah, none of our patrons like the remodel. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
7997 I'm sorry, this is my man cave. You're trespassing. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7998 What’s so bad about longing for a simpler time? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7999 Modern man's earliest influence. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
8000 You'll have to leave ma'am, I've booked this tomb for three days" 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
8001 Oh, you wanted oat milk? Sorry, I thought you said goat milk. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8002 no we shouldn't leave this space cave yes I can breathe and no you shouldn't shower 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8003 That coffee got you wired up! 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
8004 Pretty nice setup you got here wasn’t expecting such a simplistic living design from you. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
8005 I see we're going all out for Danish modern. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8006 We need to discuss your Hairmophobia. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8007 Do you like Rick and Morty? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8008 Would you like a chocolate pistachio biscotti? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8009 And you think I should pull up a rock. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8010 The chef says he’s never heard of a Paleo diet. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8011 Now, there will be no coffee or lighting until I discover electricity. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8012 There are too many issues in this cartoon to enable captioning, nest ce que pas? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8013 Why do you think you represent the future? I'm the one wearing a mask! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8014 Oh, I am so sorry for forgetting to put a light switch to turn off the light at night! Just wow!... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8015 What do you mean that I add authenticity to this hole in the ground?" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8016 Deep down inside, we still have a great deal in common. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8017 I left a note. Didn’t you see my hieroglyphic? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
8018 Unbelievable! It takes you 40000 years to enjoy this mediocre life style?!” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8019 Are you still waiting for your friend Cro Magnon to come for a visit again? You know he may not come for another 5000 years. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8020 Thank you, Hruk, the Mammoth milk for my coffee is very frothy. Just how I like it. Would you like the number to my favorite medical spa for hair removal laser treatments? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8021 I believe that's my seat. I just ran to the bathroom. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8022 Stop being such a Neanderthal! I told you this will not be your man cave. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8023 I think we should get outside. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8024 I warped a little time 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8025 Welcome to my man cave, an unrivaled experience and sanctuary. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8026 Herbert was a bit embarrassed when he realized he still had his pre-pandemic profile picture on tinder. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8027 I know you are a caveman, but where are your dinner manners? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8028 Table for breakfast nook, not man cave. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8029 When Jan requested “Outdoor” dining, this wasn’t the experience she was expecting. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8030 Bipartisan 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8031 I know we’ve been upset about the state of affairs, but do you really think under this rock is the best place to stay? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8032 would you like tea? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8033 primitive man, we need to talk” says the modern wome 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
8034 Gor wondered whether she meant to pull up a chair or sit on the ground. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8035 I like my zoom meetings more 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8036 Sorry, it was like living in a cave. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8037 . Primal cross dressers 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8038 Lady, its no shave in my man cave! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8039 No shoes,no service! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8040 Some innovations I understand. But what is this "distancing" you're talking about? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
8041 What are you driving at ? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8042 Do you think well still be socially distancing some 2000 years from now? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8043 I guess I'll go sit on that rock. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8044 You stay here, I'll go kill something so we can eat it like I do every day 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
8045 I just think you're a little out of my evolutinary progression 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8046 What do you mean who am I? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
8047 Where’s your mask? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8048 If you want to sit down, you'll have to cut down and make your own chair. This is a DIY environment. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
8049 We need to talk about your cave paintings. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8050 Honey, please leave your shoes outside if you come in my man-cave”. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
8051 Your diet is beginning to affect our relationship. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8052 The Starbucks next door took all my employees. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8053 But how can it be mid-century modern if we’re not even halfway through the first one? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
8054 I understand you have a commitment to rewilding, Dave, but I'm not putting on some Betty Rubble costume you got on Amazon. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8055 The problem is doctor, I just feel I’m more of a gatherer than a hunter. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8056 I did look everywhere. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8057 We need to talk about the electricity bill 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
8058 It’s ok there is electricity in caves now! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
8059 I know there’s a bit of an age difference between us and we have different preferences, but I love you and am willing to change. I can embrace arugula oat milk. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
8060 He"ll be in with the pizza in a minute. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8061 I'm sorry but the biscotti is petrified. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8062 Doing some redecorating, eh? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8063 What’s a novel? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8064 Gorilla Glue 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8065 I’ve been vaccinated. How about a hug? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8066 What do you mean I've gotten carried away with the Paleo diet? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8067 Would you like another Neanderthal tea? 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
8068 Are you Kip? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8069 I thought YOU scooped the saber-tooth’s box? 😺 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8070 When I asked for open concept, this is not what I meant... 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8071 Shut the door. Have a seat. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
8072 The pandemics over. You may now come out of hibernation 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8073 Welcome to 2098, all covid waves are now finally over. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8074 Hey, it’s me, Tommy Table! Neither of these people have their mouths open, so it’s up to me to talk you through the cartoon! The mug is my vagina! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
8075 Well Bee , I think you should keep your nose out of other's business. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8076 Nah, the cup I had yesterday was a little too complex! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8077 We only have this location since we just discover fire a few weeks ago. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8078 Have you been watching Cave and Garden TV? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8079 We have to ‘talk’? Uh oh 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8080 Gentrification! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
8081 Oh, you think you're more evolved that I? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8082 Nice personal mini-sun. You got a permit? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8083 What do you mean,"A table and chair?" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8084 Sorry, they were out of almond milk and I didn't know what to substitute. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8085 Am I under-dressed? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8086 I've come to feel we have grown worlds apart. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
8087 It's dishonest. We'll always just be cave dwellers. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8088 I don't have the time. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8089 I’m confused, is this the Keto or the Paleo place? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8090 there was no Keto cafe so I settled for Paleo. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8091 'I guess we can't really call it 'speed dating' after lockdowns anymore, right?' 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8092 No, just the hot water with lemon. Thank you. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8093 Hey cave man, I tried to get some technology to your era with the lights and table. How do you feel about it ? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8094 So basically the future turns out to be more like just me getting tratment for my worries. What an exciting era. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
8095 Only one bar? That’s bullshit! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8096 We don’t talk anymore. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8097 What do you mean by “hot coffee”? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8098 Do I have to pull you by the hair you to get a cup of coffee? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8099 I’ll be glad when the kitchen remodel is finished so you can get out of my man cave. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8100 Ok, so you now identify as she/her. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8101 Another costume party fail. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
8102 I know when I shave I get hair in the bathroom drain. What’s a bathroom? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
8103 I'm not coming home, Andrew, until you've been vaccinated. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8104 I like the mid-megaannum simplicity.” 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8105 I invented electricity first because it's easy to now get an electrical fire on demand. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8106 This relationship is too rocky for me. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8107 How's that stone ground Coffee? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8108 Adam and Eve 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8109 I'm into cosplay coffee houses 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
8110 Netflix and chill? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
8111 I told you, Plato was wrong this whole time. It’s better in here 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
8112 Originally, I was all-in for downsizing. Now, not so much. David M.Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
8113 Haven’t you heard, masks are out. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
8114 Quit screaming the beatings have just begun 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
8115 Krug, It's time we talked about the birds and the bees. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8116 Dating has become quite old school these days 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8117 I told you I don't like mid-paleolithic furniture" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8118 If I told you his coffee is so good it'll transport you to another world, would you believe it? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8119 Sorry, we're out of the paleo bowl. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8120 I was going for more of a man-cave vibe 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8121 So, this is the way they sported a mask in the stone age! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
8122 I think you are taking the thing with the paleo diet too far. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8123 I´ve been waiting you for ages 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
8124 You profile and pic say you aardvark. You not aardvark. Also, you order tea before I arrive? Gornk think he swipe wrong direction. You loss. I no invent wheel. I invent cryptowheel. Also, four leg table. Four leg chair. I go home now to wife. Burrp! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8125 Face facts,Phillip. We are long past upgrading our house. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8126 You look nothing like your Bumble profile. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8127 I was thinking of shaving it off, but then thought I'd keep it to counterbalance shaving my legs since I've come out as non-binary. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
8128 I´m trying to deconstruct myself 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8129 Son, it’s time to stop watching Fox znews and go out into the works 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
8130 They said it was very Avant - Gard 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8131 Wow, our houses are a lot alike. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8132 Let's do the time warp again. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
8133 Your barista will be back shortly. He is hinting fir your goat milk 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
8134 I'm not a Neanderthal. I can see you are not a fan of my mammoth bone tea. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8135 ILL BUY THE CAVE IF THERE IS WIFI 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8136 Fine, but this paleo-diet thing starts AFTER coffee. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8137 Covolution 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8138 Your boss won't like that outfit. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8139 The light’s no so good, but the rooms are cavernous! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8140 Does this mean I have to wear pants? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8141 While I do appreciate your hunting and gathering skills, the supermarket is more convenient. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8142 I'm sorry. The prehistoric age needs to reach herd immunity before I can join you. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8143 There’s a t-Rex by the water cooler 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8144 This is not what I meant when I suggested that your man cave have an open living area. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8145 Like I said, this digital detox retreat is not like the others. You even get your own custom loincloth on arrival 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8146 Jesus Christ ! I've been waiting for ever. I will have red wine and a pork chop. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
8147 hey karen, this isn't Starbucks. Tea is all I can offer, take it or leave it 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8148 Is that seat taken? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8149 Behold! Human beings living in an underground cave. One is a prisoner, the other is not. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8150 Finders keepers" That moment when you knew you should of moved the boulder over to lock your cave 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8151 I thought we should update the house and try a more modern look. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8152 This meeting could’ve been a cave painting. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8153 My beard, my mask, my rules. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8154 COVID-free Air Bnb. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8155 Ok, you got what you wanted and I’ve been unplugged the whole day, can I have my phone back? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8156 It’s time to find the sun. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8157 The tablet dating app hit a few snags upon release 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8158 Darling, let's go back. Quarantining in a cave has turned you into a caveman. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
8159 You look boulder than your photos 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8160 And - so how long have you been feeling this isolation and solitude? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
8161 That's right,no food. Where did you put the stimulus check? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8162 The man cave is just the beginning. Next thing you know,you 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
8163 Agnes, that cup does not fit in my man cave. Get rid of it! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8164 So you're saying, now that I'm doing the full caveman thing, the relationship is over and you won't be bringing me coffee anymore? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
8165 Don't you think you're carrying this Paleo diet a bit too far? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8166 This can't be a Starbucks - bucks haven't been invented yet. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8167 Does your coffee have oat milk in it? If so, can I have a sip? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
8168 The specials are sauted rock shrimp or roasted leg of Stone Cold Steve Austin, which some say is a little tough. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8169 Did you remember the olive oil? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
8170 Oh am I in your seat? Sorry, but I'm not going anywhere. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
8171 So....you went to Staurbuck’s without me. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
8172 We don't carry cake pops. How about a giraffe shank? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8173 Your newfangled inventions are tearing this family apart 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8174 I’ve seen the light. Haven’t you? 1.1228 0.04386 57 52 4 1
8175 Can I get a refill? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8176 It's a Starbuck's mocha, decaf, oatmilk latte. What are you a Neanderthal? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8177 We specialize in Paleo. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8178 I see you've decided to join modern civilization. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8179 For the last time Gary, I didn’t eat the rest of your mammoth 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
8180 It feels good to be back in the office. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8181 So, what do you mean when you say 'no homo'? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8182 ‘I asked for a gin on the rocks, not in the rocks.’ 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8183 The WiFi-password is ‘stonewall’. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
8184 Yes ma’am, we now locally source all of our own bat guano. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8185 I though you'd like to keep things old-school 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8186 I said 'tabula rasa,' Ellen, not pink table. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8187 Let’s explore your relationship with Wilson and how you’ve drifted apart. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8188 What's this, Susan? I said rave in Plato's cave. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
8189 I think I'm suffering from Cave-id 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8190 have they invented Stevia yet? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8191 All the Paleo Diet items on the menu are in 10,000 BC-adjusted dollars. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
8192 Repeat after me: table...chair....light...coffee. You've got a lot of catching up to do if you ever want to be in the real world again. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8193 What do I think? Let's see, what's the opposite of feng shui? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8194 Honey, you know this dining set is too much for my minimalist lifestyle. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8195 You need to move on. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8196 Honey, the CDC said that we can come out of the bunker now... Where are your pants? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8197 OK, I understand where evolution is heading. Can I shave and put my pants back on now. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8198 I know you shoulder the "mental load" but I could use some help with the hunting and gathering." 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8199 I suppose you also bought an Ethan Allen sofa... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8200 You know Brad that beards were so last lockdown 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8201 We’ve been WFH for so long, I bet you’re wondering who’s the caveman now 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8202 Um... your mask, please. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
8203 I thought I wanted a simpler life--but I didn't realize the service would be so slow. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
8204 I told you...I will do the dishes. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
8205 I KNOW Caitlin is my role model but I want my beard!! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8206 I'm leaving you, not just because I hate this apartment inside God's colon, but because you fucked Gerry in the bathroom at the gala. How am I supposed to show my face at the met now? Jesus Christ, did you know that he's a fucking furry? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8207 Thank goodness Ikea finally opened. Life used to be so empty and meaningless before. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
8208 You want fries with that Mammoth Burger? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
8209 I want to renegotiate who wears the dress; who, the pants. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8210 Hon, have you seen the Allen Bone wrench? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8211 If that's decaffinated, I don't want any! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8212 Time may fly / but IKEA will never die. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8213 Ughee, you gave me some coffee, a light to see it by ... where's the indoor plumbing for me to pee it bye? Huh? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
8214 Just call me Java Man. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8215 I know it's no shave November, but I think you have taken it to far Rick. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8216 ... just socially distancing. May I have a menu? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8217 Shouldn't crossdressing lead to swinging? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8218 I may have hit rock bottom, but at least lonely and depressing. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8219 This paleo diet has changed my life! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8220 I told yo to use the App. You took so long, I evolved! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8221 I heard you serve a Paleo diet. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8222 I'll have the brontosaurus beef, mastodon potatoes and the Amazon greens with sap on the side. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8223 I thought we agreed that my man cave was off-limits. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8224 Wake up, Adrian, it's not a political statement anymore. They just dug of a guy from 5,000 years ago, he was buried facing left and with all his creamware...want a cup of tea? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8225 I came here for that true organic taste 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8226 Long lasting COVID effects: Caveman: me have fire pit, to talk funny stories with friend. Future woman: what is talk? What is friend? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8227 Alright honey, now that we are clear with that 5G chip theory, let’s talk about how cavemen and your bible obsession are not compatible... 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8228 I'll just sit here and have my tea while you keep arguing against feminism... 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8229 I told you not to get the LED bulbs - always with the soft light. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8230 How didn’t you know we can go outside without a mask on, were you loving inside a cave or what? 1.1207 0.04315 58 53 4 1
8231 It's been awhile since I've had anyone over. Lock-down, you know? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8232 Liz can we talk,I don’t think so Bob,I don’t know you any more! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8233 Hey, it's so great to finally meet in person. This is way better than talking to your shadow on the wall. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
8234 I appreciate the electrician hid the wiring, but I hope he sourced it from green energy. Thousands of years from now we'll be fossils and I don't want to be the light at the end of someone's tunnel. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8235 When we were dating, you promised you'd stay for cave coffee! 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
8236 Didn’t you see on my profile that I was on the Paleo Diet? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8237 I asked you out for coffee ages ago. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8238 so i bust my ass, pulling overtime and shit, for years, supporting you while you get your MSW… and a week before graduation you say we need to “decouple” so we can “grow” and “find ourselves”? get the fuck out of my cave, you fucking halfwit parasite 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
8239 What, DoorDash hasn't arrived with the pizza yet? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8240 I thought when we broke up you were going to prematurely end our reservation here and move back in with your parents . . . 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8241 Well, I feel that the rock behind you is close enough. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
8242 This is the white-only section. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8243 Well, what did you expect? It's rent controlled housing. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8244 Welcome to the 21st century. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8245 The floor is vanilla bean ice cream. Neat, eh? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8246 I feel you so far from here 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8247 I’m a minimalist 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8248 you forgot the milk Arthur 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
8249 I like tea, but you’ve gone pretty hardcore with this whole cave-aged Pu-Erh thing.” (inspired by @machateacompany 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8250 I know I agreed to living simply, but you know you like the light.Lets just give water and sewer a try. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8251 You see, joining cosmetic pyramid scheme is so easy that, well, YOU can do it! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8252 You hunt and I'll gather. It should be safe as long as we're alone. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8253 Yeah ... the men's room is really way back there. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
8254 Really Harold, aren’t you carrying your “Man Cave” thing a little too far? Neal C. Murphy, DDS Los Angeles? CA 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8255 [That weird beatboxing thing the dude from Korn does for whatever reason] Haha you’re right, it’s a great stress reliever [More weird Korn guy beatboxing] 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8256 Have I missed cocktail hour again? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8257 It really took you 12,000 years to decipher -"Meet me in the cave cafe for coffee."? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
8258 Okay, that’s fine, but don’t you even think about leaving a toothbrush 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
8259 Caffe and the Cave Bear 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
8260 It's too cold? Your barista invented fire for that macchiato. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
8261 I’m so fckn stoked that we don’t have to wear masks anymore. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
8262 I'm here to order a coffee off the "secret" menu. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8263 I'm an actor/waiter. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8264 Welcome to the time traveler caveman interview. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
8265 No, sorry, no soymilk. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8266 I don’t know why you choose to live like this, Vivian 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8267 A spot of tea, Madame? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8268 Do you have any Paleolithic coffee flavors? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8269 It's all part of eating Keto. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8270 Are you new to the neighorhood 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
8271 I don't think we're at that level of civilization yet. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8272 I think you should leave. I'm not ready for any of this. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
8273 Is this a dream!! 1.1186 0.03043 59 53 6 0
8274 It’s time for you to go. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8275 We used fire places, but that pendant light should work just as well if we're dealing with perceptions of the truth 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
8276 Revised World 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
8277 This decor is so last century. I've heard that stainless and neutrals are trending. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8278 V and F sound the same, don’t they? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8279 Some day in the future people might want to be seated alone 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8280 I don't think those pieces fit with our decor! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8281 The goodfood delivery person said you needed a table with a lamp. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8282 Why yes I did go to Rock and Roll High School, year of 7. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8283 Sorry. These three days have been great, but I must go be with my father. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8284 We're all out of espresso. May I get you some mastadon milk? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
8285 Is that a mask or just heavy facial growth? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
8286 Let's get more modern furniture like TV and Internet in our cave 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8287 Wanted to show you that I've found a use for my uncut hair...which has been driving me nuts. Off to see the wizard. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8288 This isn't the Wear a Potato Sack Club? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8289 Before there was Starbucks.... 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8290 Asking your ex-wife for money to fix your man cave is a sad step in any relationship. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8291 I crushed the beans myself using a pointy rock. You’re going to hate it! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8292 I really enjoy mangoes 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
8293 Well, it seems that you really took your time. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
8294 Oh, I just let my husband think he's the handy one. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8295 indoor dining is so last year 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
8296 Before you make that painting we need to talk about consequences 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8297 Are you the diner-I-saw from last time? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8298 Simple...I just called Cave Edison! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8299 I can't believe how many Tinder profiles say they're looking for a cave man type. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8300 How’s the coffee? Pretty good? Didn’t think to make me one? Haha. It’s cool, it's cool. Pretty crazy that they ran out of chairs at the store too, huh? Just like they ran out of clothes and razors last week? Nah, nah, it’s cool, it’s cool. Haha.” 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8301 I'm not a caveman. It's just work. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8302 Cave’ circa 19 ( before COVID-19) 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8303 You said you were gonna work on your writing and painting but all I see you do is go out with clubs all day 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8304 What’s for lunch? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8305 after all this time you choose to go back to hyroglifics (emogjis)? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
8306 This is such a quaint little place. I just love it’s old fashioned restaurant vibe! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8307 What do we have to talk about now? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8308 Thank you, Glork, for providing me with clothing, furniture and even electricity to prove your love for me. But I can never marry a Neanderthal. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8309 Have we met before? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8310 Date a Captain they said! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
8311 Hey, sorry I'm late. Buses haven't been invented yet. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
8312 Man caves are so pre-woke. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
8313 You realize how it feels to travel through a wormhole just for a therapy session? - you really need to stop drawing those UFOs in them caves 1.1159 0.03882 69 63 5 1
8314 It's amazing how times have changed!!! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8315 But honey, this is MY private man cave 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8316 Morga knew she had evolved after a year and a half in isolation, but Gorga was just stuck. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8317 Gronk and Charline have one of their staring contests where Gronk tries to bring in an element of surprise. this time Gronk has implemented a time machine, which was invented by Gronk. The element of surprise seems to be no match for Charline, who br 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8318 Can I get you anything besides the Paleo coffee? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8319 Nice digs. Are you from the Downtown Clan ? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8320 It's a sunlamp. I have decided to take the pale out of paleolithic. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8321 Can I get you some mammoth broth? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8322 You are, at this very moment, drawing into your world that which you are now conscious of being. Now you can see what is meant by, “You must be born again.” 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8323 Finally your Awake...you want some coffee? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8324 You Life!!! Stop making me realise how much valuable you are. It makes me want to punch myself for being so careless till now @newyorkercartoons 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8325 They’re building a Trader Joe’s down the block. @eelrack19 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8326 Me go watch Packer with Thag 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8327 Sorry. they were out of corn muffins...how about a mud pie instead? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8328 C'mon, we'll have a gay old time. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8329 So, do you like the remodel so far? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8330 Sorry I’m late. I heard “on ancient grounds,” not “at Ancient Grounds.” 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
8331 I’ m sorry but we really need to have serious grunt. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8332 Let's dance. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8333 We’re out of mammoth milk 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8334 Speed Dating 101: Shaving required 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8335 The wifi is out again 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8336 Yah, no, grabbing some saber-toothed cat next week sounds great. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8337 I love what you’ve done with the Man Cave. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8338 2020 BC (before COVID), when working from home was prehistoric. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8339 It's just that Cynthia and I want to be vaccinated before we get to Ikea. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
8340 Anything else for the list? I've got stick, rock, water... 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
8341 sorry, we just re-opened and the kitchen has no food. Please enjoy this coffee 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
8342 To answer your question, No, we don't have any latte, and this IS the Stone Age. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8343 Cream? I'll have to find a mammoth to milk first. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8344 I just thought I’d disconnect for a while. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8345 You’re never satisfied. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8346 Ascetic's been great, I'm not saying it hasn't been. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8347 Welcome to cafe cave. I'm ugh and I'll be your server today... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8348 We've grown so distant. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8349 Yes, it's all very impressive, but you should be using a Chemex. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8350 The evolution of Wilson. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8351 I’m tired of you always giving me the end cut 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8352 I STILL NEED SOME GOOD ADVICE ON SOCIAL DISTANCING . . . . I FELT THIS NEW COFFE SHOP WAS A GREAT PLACE TO MEET . . . . 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8353 Let's try #matriarchy this time! / @newyorkermag 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8354 Harold sat Lois down with a delightful Indian Darjeeling and told her he was no longer going to be the person he was expected to be,..? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8355 I’m sorry it had to end like this. It’s just that I’ve been vaccinated and you, well, you’re stuck in the before times. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8356 But I told you I have gone Paleo. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8357 Looks like you made a few things while I was chasing critters today? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8358 Sorry I'm late...you should have seen the dinosaur traffic... 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8359 What do you mean 'you're waiting for the beans to pass through the raptor'? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
8360 Honey, you need to come home. This man cave act has gone too far. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8361 Come on, dear. 'The Times They Are A Changing' is just a song!" 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8362 Can we switch out the fire balls for LED lamps? I feel like we’re living in the Stone Age. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8363 you pillaged and burnt and I made a home out of the rubble - 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8364 That was your coffee? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8365 „Wie figured it missed something like an insta spot.“ 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8366 You’re up too early. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
8367 Was this made with almond milk or oat? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8368 Love your new place, Tim. This Ikea set looks quite savage. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8369 I think you need to consider adding carbs back into your diet, you're looking a little Paleo. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
8370 I'm sorry, Karen, but there is no manager. Restaurants haven't been invented yet. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8371 Frankly, I'm tired of you wearing the pants. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8372 I like furniture that's more rock-solid. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
8373 Let's not reinvent the wheel. That was LAST week." Andy Mathieson, Burke, Virgini 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8374 I bet you’ve been bad at speed-dating for a long time. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8375 That's my shitting corner, you swine! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8376 The moment when modern humans met Neanderthals 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8377 My name is Hairy, and I'll be your waiter. Just make yourself comfortable; enjoy your complimentary coffee; and I'll be right back with our artisan all-dinosaur menu. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8378 I would have preferred recessed lighting. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8379 I'm sorry, but "the manager" hasn't been invented yet. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8380 Pants. Cool. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8381 Tell me what is really going on between you and the interior decorator 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8382 Empty? Yeah, we've been losing a lot of business to the new coffee house, Starrocks." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8383 Bad news and worse news. Electricity hasn't been invented yet; and they are all out of soy milk. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8384 I said sparse, not minimalist! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8385 After the kids moved out, we decided to Kon Mari and really commit to a Paleo lifestyle”. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8386 We're out of scones, blondies, and chocolate biscotti, but the boiled pterodactyl claws are scrumptious. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8387 No, we don't have anything that isn't Paleo. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8388 I don't even know what a double mocha latte is. Why didn't you get one before boarding your time machine? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8389 Millennial are ruining the caveman industry 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8390 You look completely different than your cave painting…I’m outta here! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8391 You just had to say “Love it.” 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
8392 Back to the office. Is this cube taken? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8393 Sweet jeans, Barb. Who died and made you ceo of the cave. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8394 I think you’ve taken this whole man-cave thing a little too far, John. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8395 You’ve been brought right back to this timeline to see if you can get the future right this time.. Please don’t mess up your mission again! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8396 Darling, I know we agreed you could have a man cave but I think you’ve taken this too far. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8397 That’s right, ma’m...the menu items that include the complimentary ice pack are the club soda and the club sandwich. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
8398 I call the redo antique modern. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
8399 The others are getting vaccinated, too. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
8400 Man do I need some coffee 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
8401 Hi, well we thought we’d start small with just a table, chair and lamp, but in no time at all this will be your neighborhood’s first IKEA store. Elizabeth wallace, takoma park md 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
8402 I'd like to dance with you but I won't kill a wild boar. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
8403 I recently thought of helping you with your home deco 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
8404 Me hunt deals. Gather supplies. Build your She Shed. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
8405 Would you like to come up and see my cave paintings? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8406 Me think you out of place here! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8407 Yeah, so my ooga cave is your ooga cave. Thanks for choosing AirBnb. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8408 Thanks for participating in the cave electrification project. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8409 Yes. They are the same dots from the floor. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8410 I think this whole 'Paleo' thing has gone on long enough. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8411 You've enlightened me, but can you boil a 3 minute egg? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8412 Your paleo diet was one thing, but this has to stop. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8413 Say you 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8414 The other ladies are calling it evolved. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8415 I think you might be taking this Paleo diet a bit too seriously. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8416 Since you brought me the mug and the overhead lighting, this caveman’s sales are through the roof! Last request…alls I need is a smokin’ hot cave wall artists from your eon. Just to tie it all together. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8417 It's called 'evolution', Grog - you fellas might want to give it a try. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8418 I’m going out to hunt and gather, please use a coaster 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8419 🎵You don’t have to be lonely at Cave Boys Only dot com🎵 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8420 Greg and Linda’s first BC Harmony date. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8421 Damn, the shadows get more realistic every year. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8422 Ugg, we need to talk. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8423 In my day, we drank dinosaur pee instead of coffee 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8424 I can't believe they approved solar panels for this dwelling! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8425 I'm sorry, but theirs bulb will be available in 5.380 years... 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8426 Come on, Hon, Get in the Neander-ball mood 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8427 We have lots in common, like part Neanderthal DNA. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8428 Apologies for closing the outdoor terrace but Monsieur Tyrannosaurus is perusing the neighborhood. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8429 Caves are the new bubbles. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8430 So we are here to discuss the deep orgins of our generational truama" @reneemstephen 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8431 I redecorated. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
8432 It's a sparse menu. We even have to have the coffee dropped in by drone. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
8433 Sorry Miranda, but I think you’re that shadow that Platon guy spoke about. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
8434 I was thinking something in Danish Modern. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
8435 You say I live in the past but I think you are the one at the wrong place in time. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
8436 Would you like to hear “The Allegory of the Coffee in the Cave”? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8437 It’s a small step in the evolution of your “bachelor pad”. Can you say IKEA? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
8438 OOgla this isn't working out. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8439 OMG, caveman chic is totally the look this season. What's your secret? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8440 Maybe, I could stay with YOU 1 or 2 or maybe, THREE CENTURIES... Please! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
8441 coffee date in your time? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8442 Welcome to the 20th Century,where coffee can be found anywhere. Even in the darkest caves,locating cosy cafe serving hot coffee. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8443 And has your experience as a 'Wife Swap' participant been about what you expected? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8444 And next week we’re adding Paleo to the menu. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8445 What is ‘time machine’ ? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8446 We're beginning from the start. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8447 You're the Philosopher-King? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8448 Look, we were never meant to be. You're more of the suburban dwelling, Ikea buying, latte sipping sort, and I'm a caveman who likes WallStreetBets and dogecoin. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8449 Enough of all your feminist stuff. It’s my turn to work from home 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8450 Picture this. A wheel... but rounder. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8451 Have I seen you somewhere before, before? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8452 Bernice what would make you think I didn't want to chair? I'm a caveman not a neanderthal. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8453 What kind of wilderness therapy program did you say this was?” 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8454 Are you f-ing kidding me this has all been a The Village thing?! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
8455 Coffee. In a cave. @faiseydaisy 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8456 I Think your “Back to basics” way of life is going too far! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8457 Bob says this is the hottest look this season 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
8458 Two things about me: I caved in and bought real estate this year, and I’m also a literalist. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8459 I told you we were going Paleo. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
8460 Sorry, but we're cash only. Plastic hasn't been invented yet. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
8461 I don't like the Neanderthal Look 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
8462 We were good together once, but I've evolved. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
8463 Times are getting gray Earl, would you like a Cupppa. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
8464 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8465 Welcome to Starbucks. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
8466 Mid-Miocene is OK but I prefer brutalism." 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8467 What next? ? Cut hair short to prevent dragging around? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
8468 I liked us better when we were more traditional. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8469 Nope 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8470 How could you say that I'm gaslighting you? This café runs on one hundred percent renewables. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8471 Sorry. We ran out of oat milk. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8472 You might want to try manscaping, dear. The neighbors will think we’re Neanderthals 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8473 When CIA quizzed the Flintstones in stone-gate scandal 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8474 We bring home the bacon in this household. Not excuses. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8475 Honeye, would get us some stone ground oats for our breakfast cereal? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8476 I just wanted to be coordinated. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8477 Let's go hunting, dad 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8478 As a social media influencer, I can really help with your online cave presence 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8479 No, YMCA is next door 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8480 Frank, I think we should talk about where this relationship isn’t going 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8481 I’ll Venmo you 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8482 This motherfucker 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8483 No, unfortunately essential workers can’t work from home 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8484 You looked more evolved in your photo. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8485 I’ve always loved the simplicity and sophistication of Cavedinavian Design. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8486 Arsenal is a fashion brand that also has a football team 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8487 Now that I’m vaccinated, I’m ready to leave the cave. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8488 The real estate market is hot right now. With this new lighting and furniture, we'll have this place sold in no time! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8489 Sorry, I came here early, I didn't want to be Latte 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8490 Welcome back to pre-history. Let's get you dressed appropriately. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8491 No no no no no 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8492 I think you came too early for five o'clock tea. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8493 You never commit. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8494 Sorry the bears ate all the blueberry scones. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
8495 Sorry Howard, but I don’t think “Cavebucks” can be scaled up for a mass market! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
8496 Wearing sweatpants does not mean I’m the boss around here. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
8497 I'm sorry. I just don't think that the mug sparks joy. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
8498 I thought you were gonna go pick up a couple of flat stones for the place when you said you wanted to update 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
8499 John’s lesser known contribution to Baptist Church tradition is the Coffee Hour. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
8500 Well, you’ve been gone for quite a while now. I think you’ll find our lifestyle very appealing. Now let’s get you a new dress, some vitamins, and you can borrow my car until you get back on your feet.” -Alison K. Burns Massachusett 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8501 Would that be a double or triple mammoth horn? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8502 I don't know what "so fist ick hated" means but are you saying you are better than me because I'm white? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8503 Well, I do love what you’ve done with the place. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8504 You know you want me to mention the man cave. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8505 You are quite advanced on the Darwinian Scale! ... Do you know Bernard Welt? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8506 Hoe You Ready To Ride My New Joey? Nod nod sipping done Let's ?go! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8507 You need to let your past behind Liam, let's have a coffee at Starbucks. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8508 Now that we can work remote I just couldn’t justify living in the city. I moved here for the lifestyle. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8509 Hi, Are you looking for Jake from Tinder? #OnlineDating #Catfish 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8510 So... for how much would you sell your cave? $200,000? I'm looking for a plot to build a forest-themed vacation home! 1.1017 0.02015 59 55 4 0
8511 What are you doing in my man cave? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8512 You're 80 centuries to late! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8513 It's five bucks a cup, man. Don't lose it. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8514 What have you done to my cave? Lights and furniture seems so civilized! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8515 I thought this year we were doing the kitchen in 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8516 Umm, you think this will ever catch on? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8517 Is this "neanderthal chic" enough for you to go with your latest decorating whim? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8518 Meat or veggie? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8519 Where do I quarantine? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8520 Have you tried one of my rock scones yet? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8521 I like your outfit, could we exchange? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8522 ‘I have crossed oceans of tine to find you.’ Credit:Bram Stoker Said in a chilling way by Gary Oldman in Coppola’s ‘Dracula’. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
8523 -So, home office, huh?- 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8524 So you really have been living under a rock... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8525 Mr. Cave man, I am here to learn lessons from the past 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
8526 - Hello!! How long do you think your tea would last as an excuse? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
8527 Usually I bring the ladies back to my place after a night of “clubbing” but this time I figured I would try something new. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8528 And last, are you willing to accept our company austerity guidelines? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8529 You said you wanted to meet me for coffee. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
8530 Cave’? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8531 Bargain Hunters and Gatherers 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8532 I was going to ask how you’ve been since the pandemic, but one look at you and I know. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8533 Did you know that they are now rating Trumps lies ? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8534 As part of the new primitive-tourism trend, we offer Arrabica ground with stalagtites and finished with notes of cave fungus and bat guano. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
8535 I didn't realise you were taking the #PaleoLyf this seriously, Steve 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
8536 I wonder how many people get stuck on the way down. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8537 I’d love to help you, but to be honest, I’m not a qualified barista yet” 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
8538 Just because I'm 5' 6" I can't be the Hairy Man? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8539 They can't make me go back to work if I never get the vaccine. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
8540 It’s not a virtual happy hour, you have to put on real clothes now. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8541 It's a woman-cave. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8542 the light at the end of the tunnel, sir 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8543 HUH? What else would it be other than unprocessed , grass fed ,and free range ? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8544 Don't I get any credit for inventing fire? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8545 So that's what you get at the end of the pandemic. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8546 May I suggest our Rock Sandwich. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8547 You changed too much after you read that book on Hygge 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8548 I've been to all the hardware stores, and no one has any dimmable light bulbs. ? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8549 C'mon cave man, have a cup. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8550 I said, 'Go club some meat,' not meet me at the club. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8551 Want to go to the "drags" with me? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8552 Welcome back! Where have you been? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8553 ugh . . . can't stay . . . tea wrecks . . . my day . . . 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8554 They wanted me to go back outside. My refusal needed to make a statement. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8555 Well, the search engine sent me to this genealogy site through web mapping. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8556 Sorry, we only serve fossil free foods. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8557 You seriously need a shower 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8558 No, it's not postmodern. I just wanted something more forward-thinking." 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8559 Grog want grog. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8560 It’s more real in the cave. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8561 The post apocalyptic reality after the release of "Musk" by Essence of Elon 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8562 Excuse me, sir, but do you have a mask with you that you can put on? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8563 Well my name is in the lease so I think I should get to keep the apartment. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8564 Calm down. Just thought we could give this whole Marie Kondo-ish minimalism trend a try. No big deal. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8565 Which cave can I visit for my pandemic haircut? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8566 Would you care to hear about today's special dishes? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8567 Hello. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
8568 Honey, I'm sorry but I just can get into this casual Fridays routine. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8569 What time machine did you come from? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8570 Nothing that goes with that has been created yet so I hope that's all. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
8571 Can you believe we only paid $800,000 for this cave condo!? Love the new look babe, so post pandemic chic. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8572 Jack, remember we met at this cafe two years ago? And yes, we are now allowed to sit inside and have a real conversation. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
8573 It wasn't funny yesterday morning when you said “He has risen” either” 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8574 Apparently, it’s pronounced chew-gee. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8575 I wish somebody would invent the lightbulb. We could use a little light in here. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8576 Sorry it took me so long, I couldn't find sugar. I see some things evolved in the meantime... 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8577 I want something more sophisticated than the Paleo diet. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8578 I've provided everything for you. Can't you help with the shopping?! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8579 Maybe you should keep putting your mask on before going outside 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8580 That thing is shining no light on this situation. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8581 The steep slope of minimalism. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8582 Honey, I shrunk the kids. And my pants 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8583 It’s our first time going out to dinner in a year. That’s what you’re wearing? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8584 Really? An in-person meeting in these times? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8585 What? The real estate market is tough. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8586 Did you ever realize our cave looks like the inside of someones colon? Think about it man! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8587 I think I pushed the wrong button, can I interest you in a sports almanac? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8588 Kudos to the photographer framing this picture 1.0959 0.02517 73 67 6 0
8589 Sorry Erwin but I`ve repurposed your man cave to host my bridge party this afternoon. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8590 Hello, my name is Grrrrr and I will be your Paleo Server this evening. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8591 don't tell me #he has claimed to have got lost again and his phone doesn't work. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8592 Light, for the 364 days there isn’t a summer solstice 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8593 Cappuccino hasn't been invented yet. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8594 This is the new normal, come, sit", "There is no where to sit", "You ALWAYS think like a caveman 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8595 You never heard of glamving? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8596 House training the cis male partner. The never ending story. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8597 *confused unga bunga* 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
8598 I am not caving in to your obsession quite that far. 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
8599 Your late to the party! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8600 Do you think this will protect you from catching my rash? Haven't figured out how to grow it up over my nose. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8601 Yes, that’s exactly what it is. Finish your coffee, and I’ll show you out. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8602 Is he dead yet? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8603 -oh welcome to my loneliness cave stranger, fancy a cuppa? -It's been my home for ages, though, do you fancy a companion? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
8604 ...so this Is the batcave you told me about, Bruce? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8605 What makes you think that I got stranded on this island by accident?! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8606 i think we too old to be a cartoon character 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
8607 I'll be in my man ditch. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8608 My dear, Didn’t I say candles? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8609 Did you forget to pick up lightbulbs? Think we need electricity too. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8610 Thomas Edison? No, it was Org. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8611 Let me guess, you're not into caveman reenactment. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8612 You are stonning 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8613 Damn, where'd you get your outfit? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8614 Selective evolution 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8615 sorry about the draft, however, we have fresh vegan scones 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
8616 I still wear the pants in this family, metaphorically speaking. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
8617 The cave psychiatrist confronts Bob about pilfering locals favorite rocks. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8618 Tea for two? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8619 This may be a little much for your morning coffee, but I was your “paleo” husband. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
8620 C'mon honey I've heard that role playing is good for the marriage... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
8621 Just checking on you. When you didn't show up for the mastodon hunt, we were worried. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
8622 I was hoping it was just a filter 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
8623 You don't *look* like a cave woman. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8624 Are you hero for the minimalism or the keto? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8625 We need art. Where’s your rock folio? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
8626 Just some ideas I picked up in Better Caves and Rock Gardens. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8627 Excuse me, where is our out-house” 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
8628 Who would of thought it. The light in the tunnel looks more inviting! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
8629 Still working? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8630 Gronk mean swipe left. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
8631 Krog, represented by Patty’s Prehi-star-ic Talent. Reading for ‘Man’. ‘When my Rheumatoid Arthritis pain gets bad, I’m not always up for hitting the links with the guys.’ 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
8632 Marge, you are so Neolithic. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
8633 Welcome to Starbucks Tora Bora, what can I get started for you? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
8634 Why don’t you smile henry? I know it’s kinda bad outside but did you really think you could change it? Where is your cuppa by the way? Hahaha 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8635 How did you get electricity in here? Also, what’s electricity? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8636 If it’s so easy to save 15%, then do it yourself. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8637 Honey, we won a contest and you’ll be the next man on Queer Eye, hope you’re ready for a makeover... 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
8638 I'm thinking about taking a break from this paleo diet. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
8639 Only SPOTLESS are allowed. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
8640 Please, sit down with me. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
8641 C'mon. Just a little cave art? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8642 What do you mean I'm BASIC? 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
8643 Where is the nearest IKEA? My saber tooth is just parked outside. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8644 I’m waiting for the invention of Wi-Fi. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8645 We moved away from torches, when our electricity was wired up. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
8646 Is that coffee French press, pour-over, AeroPress or Stovetop Moka Pot? 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
8647 I’ve wanted to do portrait cave painting ever since I was a cave boy. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8648 I got tired of staring at one wall, sweetie. Have you ever heard of 'ordering online?' 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8649 Time to do our cave taxes, we’re in debt to the cave-IRS. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
8650 I call it modern coffee. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8651 I waited a long time for you, love. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8652 It knocked me out for about 24 hours 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8653 I think you are following the Paleo diet a little to strictly 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8654 What else can you do with this design school degree dear? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8655 I prefer "pre-wave" to "fourth wave." 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
8656 You obtrude my abode 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
8657 Hope you'll like the soup of eye ma'am. I heard virus destroyed everything and there's no food. This is how jona was living in the cave safely during the pandemic with plenty of food for months. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
8658 Oh, when you said you wanted to "catch up" I thought you meant history. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8659 You do realize, this will put the rock business on the rocks? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8660 I’m sorry we haven’t had that coffee brand in stock since the Paleolithic Era. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8661 I hope you don’t mind that I added this breakfast nook. I really love how you shelter. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8662 Did we just work this hard and progress to what we are today only to discover that the caveman was way more smarter than us! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8663 Hello Miss may I join you? I've been zooming for over a year and haven't been in a public cave for a while, but I'm getting my groove back. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8664 You're right. Cave bears are trending in East Hampton. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8665 So women do grow up faster then men 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8666 'Spartan accommodations'? I thought I was ahead of my times." 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8667 You know that round piece of wood you were using to invent the wheel? I thought we could make more money if I used it to invent Starbucks. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8668 I guess we’re all in this together 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8669 But you said you were open until 11... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8670 So it comes to this, huh? You're moving on? 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
8671 Like I said, I don't prefer the modern decor. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8672 Sorry, but the sign says mask required, not beard. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8673 No need to sit outside. We're quite underpopulated here. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8674 So, what's for dinner honey? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8675 ..and after the Himalayan salts is the Mantra Building Worksho 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8676 Honey that haircut just isn’t working for you 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8677 This cave ain’t big enough for the both of us 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8678 Why are you wearing my nightdress again, Rock? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8679 Man-caves are so yesterday. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8680 YOU ON TINDER 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8681 I'm confused" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8682 Your service here is nice, but the atmosphere sucks! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8683 So... can I order my Plato? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8684 Its for tikTok 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8685 Dave, we need to talk. This man cave business is getting out of control. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8686 I love Spanish music too, but I don't think we can afford flamenco lessons right now. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8687 Out out damn spots !! Larry, you're shedding again. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8688 He invented the wheel.Now he's working on Expresso. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8689 You really are making a lame attempt at making this "cosplay cave-people" thing work. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8690 I just... feel the fire isn’t there anymore. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8691 I think maybe you're taking this retro thing too far. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8692 This pandemic really has affected my wood gathering routine. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
8693 The world isn’t ready for your inventions yet. But regarding the gender pay gap problem, consider it solved. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8694 Sometimes I like to mix it up and change my settings... location, age range, time period... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8695 The postman rang twice. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8696 Women aren't allowed to wear pants. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8697 After thousands of studies, we have introduced this lamp to avoid eye damage as you return to civilization 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8698 Sorry to keep you waiting. What’s in your cup? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
8699 I am sorry Elliot but this is my light at the end of the tunnel. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8700 When will the lockdown finally end? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8701 Rob interview 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8702 Not exactly what I was expecting from your profile on the cave wall. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8703 I am really happy to finally see you again,and I am really happy that the COVID lock down is finally over. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8704 I’m trying to evolve from my paleo diet. Do you have anything that’s a bit more processed and refined? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8705 I thought we agreed on a man cave honey? 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
8706 You don't have to be lonely, Neanderthals Only... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
8707 Would you like a refill while waiting for your shoes to be repaired? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
8708 Sandwich 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
8709 I'll be hunting mastadons from home today. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
8710 Our kopi luwak is a fine blend between wooly mammoth and sabretooth 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
8711 I’m not the basic bitch, you are. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
8712 What's coffee?" Mark Bailie, Seattle, W 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
8713 Uh, Claire, you say you were aiming for 1766? Maybe we need to move one of those stones. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
8714 Neanderthal Transitional interior design is so you. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
8715 I don't like the rough hewn legs on the table? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
8716 Your woman cave is nice, but there's no gaming console. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
8717 You won't have to dust the usual cave drawings here. With the advent of the electric guitar, my creative expression is of the musical kind. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
8718 I think you're taking this Paleo diet a bit too seriously 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
8719 An example of Black Privilege. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8720 You can safely step out of the Stone Age now, if you want to. Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, MN 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8721 Are both the table and chair acrylic? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8722 He could have at least put on pants." ... "Is she going to remove her cup so I can take the tinder? Awkward! 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
8723 Hun, please find another place for tea than my man cave...... 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
8724 So that thing is "coffee" and there's been three waves of it? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8725 Just be back in time to mow the lawn next weekend. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8726 Ahhh, how the table has turned. You serving me! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8727 Do you have cream for the coffee? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8728 I thought we could eat indoors today since we are both fully vaxed! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8729 I’m sorry, I was looking for someone a bit more old fashioned 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8730 I’ve decided to quit the Paleo diet, but still love my Paleo coffee… 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8731 Good Evening, I'm Atouk, and I'll be your server tonight 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8732 you know what, i know its a FOSSIL showroom, but i would honestly consider your knock knock jokes a relief over this whole casual friday concept!!! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8733 No Maggie, there’s no WiFi in the cave. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8734 This could have been a cuneiform tablet 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
8735 Grog, I just don't feel like we're communicating anymore." -- 'Ug, ug. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8736 Harold, I draw the line at actually living in a cave. I want the condo back. You and your friends can stay here. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8737 This is the “Stone Age” What are these strange things? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
8738 Apparently there's a rumor that the pandemic is over! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
8739 You need to stand and stay 6 feet apart, haven’t been vaccinated 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
8740 I saw the cave wall painting you made for some other woman. We’ve got to talk. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
8741 I will never cave in and dress like you. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8742 I’m not sure how to put this. You have hundreds of lice jumping out of your hair, and climbing...down your legs. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8743 wanna playdoh? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8744 Goliath, David defeated you a long time ago, it's time to move on. I won't be doing mobile therapy from now on. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
8745 I'm sorry, we're out of blueberry stones. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
8746 Sassenach? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8747 Make Pangaea Grunt Again. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
8748 I know you like animals, but I was thinking eggshell white for the walls. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8749 Your mother will bring the kids in an hour, we better have the playground ready. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8750 You should prepare yourself to face people again in a year or so 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8751 I’m sorry, but you’re cancelled. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8752 They're out of chocolate dipped donuts, honey. Would you like a triple glazed instead? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
8753 You sure you want to sit at this table in the future 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
8754 Pull a rock and I'll hear all about the dino being distant and anything you'd like to share. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
8755 What a cup of Joe. and who's Joe? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8756 This awkward 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8757 I'll have the cave-atelli with meatballs, please. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8758 I wish I could say we should do this again, but the writing is on the wall. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
8759 The virtual meeting went fine, but I don't understand why people are so obcessed with echo obcessed with echo. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8760 Do you like the furniture? It's mid-epoch modern. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
8761 I've only been here since last January, how did the Bucs win the Super Bowl? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
8762 No, this isn't my lockdown look, lady, this is Historic Wife Swap. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8763 Thank you but I have my own digits. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8764 I just think you're having a bad moment here 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8765 Hadeuuh, im join with u here 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8766 So... welcome to my colon? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
8767 Sorry, had to barge in, the condition out there is bad. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8768 More coffee and less fatty beasts of the field and that dress will fit perfectly, hon. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8769 I like my coffee hot. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8770 John, your quarantine slack might have gone a bit too far 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8771 You Neanderthal! I have a bone to pick with you... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8772 I cannot serve you unless you put on a mask. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
8773 They've lifted all the restrictions…and NOW you don't want to go out? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8774 They were out of meatballs. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8775 I’m sorry but the show cave has already been bought. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8776 It looks great but you still need to connect to a power grid 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8777 If you want a cup I have the Java man's app 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8778 I prefer standing, thank you 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8779 day 356 quarentine "do you think history repeats itself?" 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8780 It's a win-win: high fashion plus free honey. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
8781 What's the idea, woman -- electric lights and pants haven't been invented yet. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
8782 I'll sit here as long as it takes to become a NFT. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
8783 I’ve been bleaching these walls all day and yet new growth just keeps popping up.” “You should really get some fresh air. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
8784 You see, Craig? I don’t need a man to advance in this world. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8785 I'm leaving you for the electrician; he knows how to make lattes. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
8786 You're cancelled; you a man. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
8787 But you promised you would shave the beard once the Pleistocene glaciation started winding down and it was safe to go back out in public. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
8788 Finally, table service... Would you please turn this tea into wine? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
8789 Hi, I'm your Airbnb host. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8790 Is that Starbucks? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8791 OK…I get it….your job at home is definitely harder….I’m Exhausted 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8792 Damnit, Chris 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8793 Old normal is back 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
8794 Sorry boss, I can’t work remote since the internet hasn’t been invented yet 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
8795 Yo, What's good 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8796 Is the mamuth fresh ? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8797 I've decided to go Vegan, so you have to change all your recipes to have no meat or other animal products. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
8798 Nice furry look", #caveman bartending #vidsh 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
8799 Don’t you think you’re taking the man cave thing a bit too literally. You’re such a Neanderthal, Harold. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8800 Welcome to Cave-Inn 6. Your spot is just down that way, past the saber tooth skull. Mammoth parking available outside. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8801 You're wearing the pants, ma'am. I think it appropriate that you drag me into manliness. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
8802 What do you mean, you don't have puff pastry wheels?" 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
8803 Is this not minimalist enough for you? 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
8804 I would rather offer help fair and square, 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
8805 I have to wear it. I haven't had my second booster yet. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
8806 Yeah, the owners thought "farm to table" was a little too squishy. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
8807 So this is what the future is like? 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
8808 Being a ‘cave person’ serves best during these unprecedented times. Have I cleared the test? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
8809 Is the pandemic over yet so we could go out of our caves? 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
8810 Can we move our resurrection to next millennium? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
8811 You’re going to be the authentic source of my summer paleo diet. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
8812 Is the pandemic over yet? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
8813 No laptops allowed after 2pm. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
8814 You forgot to clean the dishes again Sam 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
8815 « It’s over, now LEAVE MY CAVE! » 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
8816 Bill knew he was out of his depth, so the time was right to educate the Doctor on the rudiments of sharpening a stick. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
8817 This Woman’s pop up ? Trog want Lemon Lavender cake like had at Farmers Market . Yummo! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
8818 Do you love him?” “Yes, he’s from the future and his name is Mjölke.” #MyNewYorkerCaptio 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
8819 I'm the Big-Penis-Man WOOKA CHAKA WOOKA CHAKA!" "Excuse me?!" "This dress I'm wearing can be a tent (wink)...the Stonehenge you saw outisde was inspired by my giant, ancient Neanderballs" "Don't worry, size doesn't matter...but showering does. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
8820 I’m sorry to say Adam, but it’s time for you to step up in Evelution 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
8821 Me swipe right on your cave painting"⁣ 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
8822 We live in two different worlds Cronck. I like the modern stuff, like light and coffee and shoes. You're a primitive barefoot hairy guy in a dress. It just wasn't going to work. If phones had been invented we could call your mother 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
8823 I will not let YOU exploit this nature's GRAB. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
8824 Good night. Please turn the light off before you go to bed. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
8825 I consult the stars; you go hunt bucks... 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
8826 Jesus,why aren’t YOU wearing a mask? Oh, thank you for the apple cider. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8827 Does it have ensuite rock? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8828 Mindfulness Meditation on Lust": a new workshop for Eden life (post-apple) .. Variant-quarantine .. #You-too .. Old nuns -- or -- Mindfulness Meditation on Lust --or -- St. Peter's Life Review at the Pearly Gate 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8829 We’ve gotten much better at making coffee since we discovered fire to roast the beans 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8830 We need to talk about the Doges you bought. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
8831 Have you seen Fusilli, that crazy bastard? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
8832 This is not suppose to be a zoom meeting 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
8833 I promise you, you will fit right in 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
8834 Ik...Ike...Ikeaaa...Ikea? Ikea, Ikea!! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
8835 They have been working throughout a pandemic and you want to gift them rocks for nurses week? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8836 Why don't I just share your cup and save money? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
8837 Sorry, no ground coffee until the wheel is invented. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
8838 When sally met the Flintstones 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
8839 So, is the bronze age simulator helping you cure the nostalgia? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
8840 Come with me to the past and see the beauty of this planet, you so called humans don’t deserve this mother earth 🌍 #climatechange #globalconcerns🌎 #respectmotherearth #respectmotherearth🌱🌍🌻 #planetbelongstoallofus #humandontdeservemotherearth #greenpalnet 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
8841 Narrator: When the prisoner was finally free from the shackles, he saw a woman on his way out. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
8842 That fucking Bruce Jenner bitch can suck my caveman dick !!! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
8843 Is that all there is? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
8844 I think we have grown apart. "I think we have grown apart." 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
8845 Life backwards, huh 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
8846 Oh really? I’ve actually been wanting to try Paleo. But I worry about all the fat. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
8847 If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times, they are not to be played with, Now go find baby dino and get him to lick them off you. DID YOU HEAR ME? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
8848 I've heard you were hiring professionals. Would a master of isolation be any interest to you? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
8849 So, you’re saying if you don’t take my house ... someone else will? #SaveSheikhJarrah 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
8850 This is not my house" "no it is not" . In light of recent events in Israel-Palestin 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
8851 I THOUGHT IT WAS SO EASY YOU COULD DO IT. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
8852 I caved in when you unplugged.” @cartoonam 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
8853 If you'd only try to fit in, they might help find our time machine! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
8854 It's just not paleo. It's more... 60s. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
8855 My parents can be so primitive...they just can’t seem to get over the race thing. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
8856 Hi Forest Gump, I heard you caved in ! 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
8857 I have a dream in a cave, to live, but I see it’s only me and the modern you, so it seems. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
8858 Would you like some more of our artisanal Kava coffee? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
8859 Dem says, "No need mask. Only six feet." I get Og. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
8860 Is this house modern enough for you Mr. Camden? 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
8861 Oh hi 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8862 Now you come back. Big city treated you like waste didn’t it. Now you’ve come back.Back to where we were always free/fruitful. Your back not for me but for the price of living you had to pay.The debit is now too heavy. Now you come back from the city 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
8863 This Paleo-diet may have gotten out of hand. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
8864 cofee cave-ing in the time of corona 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
8865 These are not the modern conveniences I had in mind. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
8866 No mask at the light at the end of the tunnel! 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
8867 You said What!? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0