Contest #755


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755

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “If you’re so civilized, why don’t you use a coaster?”
  2. “I can evolve.”
  3. “I just can’t get past the difference in our ages.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-05-16T23:40:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-05-30T23:42:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-05-24T23:41:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 31, 2021
Number of captions 8868
Number of responses 827963
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 'Yes Robert I bought a chair. I was sick of my options being between a rock and a hard place.' 1.9378 0.02142 1430 516 487 427
1 Do you want to go clubbing later? 1.9181 0.01699 2235 820 778 637
2 Yes, the mammoth is free range. 1.9118 0.01530 2630 935 992 703
3 The restroom is just down the hall and anywhere you want. 1.8982 0.01432 3134 1183 1087 864
4 Sorry John, but there’s too much history between us. 1.8949 0.01481 2989 1153 997 839
5 Sorry, I’m the hunter. For your vegan requests, I’ll send over the gatherer.” 1.8853 0.01732 2023 743 769 511
6 There’s meat, or we have a new dish called ‘cooked meat’. 1.8805 0.01365 3296 1235 1223 838
7 You knew I was a Neanderthal when you married me. 1.8785 0.01282 3670 1357 1402 911
8 Myles, the pandemic is ending. You should try to find your pants. 1.8731 0.01437 3160 1256 1049 855
9 You look nothing like your drawing. 1.8701 0.01752 1924 709 756 459
10 So what am I then? Ancient history? 1.8658 0.01203 4151 1562 1584 1005
11 Kevin, at some point you're going to have to shave and go back into the office 1.8654 0.01282 3760 1448 1370 942
12 Welcome to the first Hard Rock Cafe 1.8612 0.01488 2854 1127 996 731
13 Would you like the “hunt” or “gather” menu? 1.8611 0.01349 3176 1169 1279 728
14 I just can’t get past the difference in our ages. 1.8604 0.01356 3375 1315 1216 844
15 It just feels like I am the only one evolving in this relationship. 1.8591 0.01931 1554 575 623 356
16 Do you want to go out tonight or do you want me to kill something on the way home from work? 1.8474 0.01534 2517 966 969 582
17 I feel as though only one of us in this relationship has evolved. 1.8470 0.01649 2190 845 835 510
18 Well, pretty much everything on the menu is paleo. 1.8451 0.01929 1646 651 599 396
19 If you're so civilized, why don't you use a coaster? 1.8447 0.02190 1346 555 445 346
20 Of course everything's locally sourced. Where else is there?" 1.8446 0.01341 3289 1267 1266 756
21 Early evidence that women develop faster than men. 1.8294 0.01665 2315 974 762 579
22 Welcome to Dino’s Cafe. I’m Paul. I’ll be hunting and gathering for you this evening. 1.8266 0.01560 2480 1000 910 570
23 Your entree is still on the run. 1.8258 0.01617 2337 953 838 546
24 No, men stayed pretty much the same. 1.8244 0.01616 2466 1048 803 615
25 It's not you, it's me. I've evolved. 1.8229 0.01652 2202 891 810 501
26 You're probably wondering why I dragged you here. 1.8205 0.01689 2251 961 733 557
27 Hi, my name's Frugg. And I'll be hunting and gathering for you tonight. 1.8190 0.01679 2205 921 762 522
28 So, this is what $90,000 ACTUALLY gets you in Brooklyn. 1.8126 0.01855 1825 776 615 434
29 All of our drinks are on the rocks ... 1.8120 0.01750 1952 801 717 434
30 The hardest part was finding a good electrician to wire the ceiling light. 1.8097 0.01866 1776 750 614 412
31 I'm so sorry for the delay. We're still trying to invent fire. 1.8081 0.01810 1829 757 666 406
32 Hi. I’m Thog and I’ll be your hunter and gatherer tonight/ 1.8060 0.01790 1747 693 701 353
33 ‘One clubbed sandwich please.’ 1.8027 0.02164 1318 562 454 302
34 You're taking this paleo diet way too literally, John. 1.8023 0.01859 1674 682 641 351
35 They gave the promotion to the wheel guy. 1.8012 0.02011 1484 622 535 327
36 Normally I meet women by clubbing. 1.7950 0.02085 1478 665 456 357
37 What exactly about the term “man cave” didn’t you understand? 1.7924 0.02123 1310 567 461 282
38 Yes,the wooly mammoth is free-range. 1.7904 0.02077 1374 581 500 293
39 I'm going hunting, do you need anything? 1.7893 0.02075 1348 563 506 279
40 Our menu is entirely hunt to table. 1.7807 0.02176 1190 494 463 233
41 I evolved, Stuart. 1.7801 0.02273 1187 523 402 262
42 This is not the historic brownstone I had in mind 1.7790 0.02673 837 363 296 178
43 It’s just coffee, lady. We’re not inventing the wheel here. 1.7788 0.02240 1153 489 430 234
44 You were gone a long time. I evolved. 1.7769 0.02336 1143 512 374 257
45 There is only one rule for a "man cave" and you're breaking it. 1.7762 0.02284 1135 491 407 237
46 As a matter of fact, I HAVE been living in a cave. 1.7728 0.02313 1074 458 402 214
47 Today’s wifi password is: 🦌🦣🦣🦤🦧. You’ll find it painted on the wall. 1.7712 0.02388 1049 461 367 221
48 where ISN'T the bathroom? 1.7692 0.02538 1018 478 297 243
49 It isn’t you, it’s me. I’ve evolved. 1.7676 0.02396 1007 435 371 201
50 The sign does not say café. It says cave. 1.7669 0.02440 1008 447 349 212
51 I've just been feeling lately like we're at different stages in our development. 1.7667 0.02390 990 422 377 191
52 I see you went to IKEA. 1.7665 0.02465 998 446 339 213
53 Technically, we don't open for another 65,000 years. 1.7645 0.02486 964 427 337 200
54 I thought we agreed to evolve together. 1.7642 0.02436 950 406 362 182
55 You said you wanted a kitchen with granite. 1.7634 0.02507 951 423 330 198
56 So, I gather you hunt. 1.7630 0.02579 941 432 300 209
57 What can I say? While you were out hunting and gathering, I evolved. 1.7629 0.02504 966 434 327 205
58 can you use a coaster? We're not Neanderthals 1.7616 0.02541 927 414 320 193
59 I can evolve. 1.7599 0.02438 908 380 366 162
60 Now that the kids are older I think I’d like to start gathering again. 1.7594 0.02437 902 376 367 159
61 You look different from your cave painting. 1.7591 0.02501 909 394 340 175
62 When I said I wanted to go back to pre-covid times, I did not mean this far back. 1.7589 0.02604 896 406 300 190
63 Please, Jeff... It's time to stop living in the past. 1.7574 0.02572 882 390 316 176
64 You're right, it needs pockets 1.7572 0.02569 873 383 319 171
65 You've changed since we started working from home 1.7569 0.02556 864 374 326 164
66 Well, I AM the last man on Earth and I don’t want to be with you either. 1.7566 0.02695 871 407 269 195
67 Can't we talk about it like civilized people? 1.7552 0.02553 866 376 326 164
68 Call me crazy, but sometimes I think that women are just more evolved. 1.7530 0.02551 846 363 329 154
69 What do you mean by, “I want a man who is more evolved.”? 1.7524 0.02536 848 362 334 152
70 When you said you wanted a man cave in the basement I did not expect this. 1.7509 0.02636 823 363 302 158
71 You look younger in your petroglyph. 1.7500 0.02654 804 353 299 152
72 Paleo isn't a diet. It's a lifestyle. 1.7484 0.02728 803 366 273 164
73 When hairy met Sally. 1.7484 0.02791 791 368 254 169
74 We are looking for someone who can draw line sketches of wild animals as well as alien type creatures that will leave people guessing for years. 1.7465 0.02777 785 362 260 163
75 The chef is having a little trouble starting the fire. 1.7464 0.02722 769 341 282 146
76 Carbon dating. 1.7454 0.02794 766 351 259 156
77 You look exactly like your pictograph. 1.7443 0.02766 751 336 271 144
78 Now that we can go outside again, we need to discuss your outfit 1.7441 0.02764 762 344 269 149
79 Where were you? I've been sitting here for ages. 1.7420 0.02835 748 346 249 153
80 I'm pretty sure I mentioned I was a neanderthal in my online profile. 1.7414 0.02765 727 320 275 132
81 What if you tried to be a hunter-gatherer-listener? 1.7409 0.02941 741 358 217 166
82 What do you mean you've "evolved" and I haven't? 1.7406 0.02880 721 333 242 146
83 Ah, this is embarrassing—I’m really early, aren’t I? 1.7406 0.02880 717 330 243 144
84 What are you drinking? And wearing? And sitting on? 1.7400 0.02874 723 334 243 146
85 What part of "living in the past" do you not get? 1.7380 0.02851 706 319 253 134
86 Well, first I figured out how to roast coffee, then the rest kind of fell into place. 1.7377 0.02892 690 313 245 132
87 Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe. I'll be your server today. 1.7374 0.02873 712 327 245 140
88 It wasn’t until the waiter arrived that Kathy realized Cavern on the Green was a theme restaurant. 1.7365 0.02983 683 321 221 141
89 I just feel like I’ve changed and you’ve stayed the same 1.7350 0.02890 683 309 246 128
90 I know you think all men are Neanderthals, but I keep telling you I’m Cro-Magnon. 1.7345 0.02871 678 303 252 123
91 I think you’re taking this Paleo thing a bit too far. 1.7332 0.03035 626 286 221 119
92 We serve only pre-Columbian coffee. 1.7330 0.03333 558 267 173 118
93 I remember when this place was just a hole in the wall. 1.7327 0.03366 520 241 177 102
94 Most people lie on dating sites. You really are a caveman. 1.7312 0.02974 640 290 232 118
95 We need to talk about the woolly mammoth in the room. 1.7289 0.03047 616 282 219 115
96 Dave, I'd really hoped we could've evolved together, as a couple. 1.7284 0.03041 626 289 218 119
97 You look nothing like your cave painting 1.7283 0.02997 633 289 227 117
98 I prefer cave-person, thank you very much. 1.7261 0.02984 639 293 228 118
99 When do I get to wear the pants? 1.7244 0.03138 606 287 199 120
100 I see you took down my paintings. 1.7227 0.03643 458 220 145 93
101 Am I late, or are you early? 1.7204 0.03097 583 267 212 104
102 I'm good with the Covid beard, but I am going to want my dresses back. 1.7203 0.03270 572 277 178 117
103 Craig, you've got to stop living in the past. 1.7192 0.03075 584 266 216 102
104 Today’s special is an organic locally sourced non-gmo grass fed woolly mammoth...or nothing. We can never be sure. 1.7191 0.03129 591 277 203 111
105 The difference in age concerns me. 1.7181 0.03238 557 263 188 106
106 I feel like between the two of us, the quarantine changed you the most 1.7173 0.03302 566 277 172 117
107 You're never coming back to the office, are you? 1.7166 0.03255 554 263 185 106
108 I’ll confess, when you said “man cave”, my first thoughts went to a foosball table in the basement. 1.7140 0.03159 542 246 205 91
109 I feel like we aren't evolving as a couple any more. 1.7135 0.03359 534 259 169 106
110 Um, yeah...When I said I was into older men, I probably should have been more specific. 1.7132 0.03238 537 250 191 96
111 I'm leaving you. I've met someone less evolved. 1.7124 0.03219 539 250 194 95
112 I'm sorry Martha - I just think there's too much history between us. 1.7121 0.03455 528 264 152 112
113 You hunt and gather, I now work from home. 1.7120 0.03199 552 258 195 99
114 I just feel like we’re on different timelines here 1.7086 0.03204 525 240 198 87
115 You knew I was a caveman when you married me. 1.7085 0.03067 566 257 217 92
116 I just don’t know if I’m ready to go back to the office. 1.7071 0.03229 536 251 191 94
117 Clearly, you've moved on. 1.7049 0.03282 515 241 185 89
118 You're early. Way early 1.7048 0.03373 498 236 173 89
119 Kevin, I’m over this paleo thing. 1.7043 0.03485 487 237 157 93
120 Yes, this is my first date since lockdown started, what makes you ask? 1.7040 0.03303 500 232 184 84
121 I'm sorry Roger, I've evolved. 1.7039 0.03378 493 233 173 87
122 Maybe on our next date we could go clubbing. 1.7036 0.03325 496 231 181 84
123 Today's specials are still out there. 1.7033 0.03335 492 229 180 83
124 Wanna go clubbing tonight? 1.7015 0.03561 479 238 146 95
125 Yes, I went out clubbing again last night. 1.6998 0.03358 493 233 175 85
126 "Where do you see yourself in five thousand years? 1.6994 0.03472 469 224 162 83
127 I just don’t see myself wearing pants again. 1.6992 0.03441 472 224 166 82
128 I just don’t think we’re evolving as a couple. 1.6985 0.03495 461 220 160 81
129 I guess discovering fire wasn't enough for you. 1.6975 0.03484 476 231 158 87
130 You say I look like a Neanderthal like that’s a bad thing” 1.6974 0.03473 456 215 164 77
131 What part of 'man cave' do you not understand? 1.6968 0.04554 277 134 93 50
132 The wait for a latte is currently 23,000 years. 1.6961 0.03713 464 240 125 99
133 Is that what you're wearing? 1.6952 0.03448 456 214 167 75
134 When you said you wanted a man cave, I guess I didn't take it literally. 1.6935 0.03404 447 205 174 68
135 I think you're missing the point of the man cave. 1.6933 0.03401 450 207 174 69
136 So I hear you’re into clubbing. 1.6933 0.03582 463 230 145 88
137 Just once, can’t we sit down and have a civilized conversation? 1.6930 0.03520 456 220 156 80
138 You’re picturing me as a caveman again, aren’t you. 1.6916 0.03548 454 223 149 82
139 I feel like you've moved on without me. 1.6910 0.03397 479 229 169 81
140 Its not you, I just feel like we are living in different times, you know? 1.6897 0.03484 435 203 164 68
141 I just feel like I'm the only one evolving in this relationship. 1.6889 0.03726 450 232 126 92
142 You actually look like your cave drawing. 1.6872 0.03442 454 215 166 73
143 Charlotte! I haven’t seen you in a million years! 1.6863 0.03728 424 212 133 79
144 Let’s just say that I’ve evolved. 1.6862 0.03632 427 208 145 74
145 College has changed you. 1.6860 0.03629 414 198 148 68
146 Instead of spending money on decorating, why don't we draw on the walls? 1.6858 0.03527 436 208 157 71
147 Do you ever feel like we're living in two different worlds? 1.6851 0.03397 435 199 174 62
148 I sold your wheel. 1.6849 0.03703 438 222 132 84
149 I just replaced the V with an F, and liked the sound of it. So, CAFE it is. 1.6848 0.03789 422 215 125 82
150 Actually, I think the rock looked just fine where it was 1.6841 0.03752 402 197 135 70
151 You're probably wondering why I dragged you in here today. 1.6840 0.03701 424 211 136 77
152 You say "man cave," I say "starter home." 1.6832 0.03803 404 202 128 74
153 It was at that moment that Sharon realized the premium DNA ancestry package was, in fact, not worth the additional price. 1.6829 0.03852 410 210 120 80
154 It’s a man cave Allison, you don’t have to ‘Do’ anything 1.6826 0.03724 397 192 139 66
155 Would you like to see our paleo menu? 1.6816 0.03804 402 201 128 73
156 I was fine with this until you painted over my deer. 1.6801 0.03795 422 217 123 82
157 Have you seen my tablet? 1.6786 0.03836 392 196 126 70
158 I think our age difference is becoming an issue. 1.6781 0.03802 407 206 126 75
159 Gosh...you look so different from your petroglyph. 1.6772 0.03702 412 204 137 71
160 I know they’re Neanderthals but they’re still my parents. 1.6772 0.03820 381 187 130 64
161 You have to stop this living in the future, Sarah. 1.6768 0.03897 393 201 118 74
162 You look like a nice guy, but I just think the timing isn't right for us. 1.6768 0.03739 396 194 136 66
163 I feel like I'm the only one who has been evolving in this relationship. 1.6762 0.03859 383 191 125 67
164 I just feel that I've evolved but our relationship hasn't. 1.6762 0.03714 383 183 141 59
165 Fine, tell me more about this “wheel.” 1.6752 0.03709 391 189 140 62
166 I had the option to work from wherever,so I said "anywhere except 2021." I guess I should have been more specific. 1.6739 0.03876 368 181 126 61
167 Been waiting long? 1.6739 0.03888 371 184 124 63
168 I can’t stop dwelling in the past. 1.6736 0.03862 383 192 124 67
169 did you... paint over all of my cave drawings? 1.6721 0.03933 366 183 120 63
170 After that display yesterday, Karen, I’m not sure you’re in a position to call me uncivilized. 1.6720 0.03833 378 187 128 63
171 Would you like to see my cave drawings? 1.6719 0.03838 384 192 126 66
172 Does that tabletop come off? I wanna try something. 1.6711 0.04039 377 198 105 74
173 Your waiter said you ordered grog...I'm Grog. 1.6711 0.03915 377 191 119 67
174 You’re still living in the past, Frank 1.6711 0.03823 377 186 129 62
175 I went to Ikea. 1.6704 0.03887 358 175 126 57
176 Harold, it's time we have a talk about your man cave. 1.6702 0.03814 376 185 130 61
177 I told you that you might regret using that chair as kindling. 1.6694 0.03871 360 176 127 57
178 I just think it's a slippery slope - first thing I shave, next thing it's a client meeting in Dallas. 1.6676 0.03970 358 180 117 61
179 We're the original Hard Rock Cafe. 1.6676 0.03733 361 185 119 57
180 Alright, so maybe I went a little too far with the man cave. 1.6676 0.03949 367 186 117 64
181 They’re called pants. 1.6676 0.03885 370 185 123 62
182 Elaine was unprepared for just how committed Doug was to his paleo diet 1.6667 0.03833 381 191 126 64
183 It’s not you; it’s me. I’ve evolved. 1.6648 0.04016 364 188 110 66
184 Smoking section? We haven't even discovered fire yet! 1.6648 0.04081 361 189 104 68
185 It just feels like we're at different stages in life. 1.6648 0.03833 358 174 130 54
186 You say Caveman like its a bad thing. 1.6646 0.03903 325 153 128 44
187 You know, calling me a Neanderthal doesn't have the sting you think it does. 1.6639 0.03957 360 182 117 61
188 When I look at you, I see the future. 1.6639 0.03883 357 176 125 56
189 Well, for my third and final wish, I told the genie I wanted to live in simpler times 1.6637 0.04082 342 174 109 59
190 You don’t look like your cave drawing. 1.6629 0.04129 350 183 102 65
191 It's a starter cave. Looking to move up to a cavern. 1.6621 0.03621 367 171 149 47
192 Ikea really does fit in anywhere. 1.6619 0.03998 349 176 115 58
193 Yes, I mind that you were out clubbing until 2 a.m. 1.6618 0.04118 346 185 96 65
194 Invent your own chair. 1.6607 0.04271 336 179 92 65
195 I don't think this is working out. The difference in our ages is just too great. 1.6603 0.04096 368 197 99 72
196 I just feel like I do all the gathering around here, that’s all. 1.6595 0.03799 370 183 130 57
197 I don't feel like you're committing to the Paleo lifestyle. 1.6594 0.04033 367 193 106 68
198 My name's Dave and I'll be your hunter. 1.6591 0.03770 399 204 127 68
199 There’s no reason we can’t be civilized 1.6580 0.03869 345 168 127 50
200 You've had your shots. Time to put some pants on and go back to work. 1.6576 0.03837 368 184 126 58
201 Biden was elected president. We can leave our cave now... 1.6569 0.04203 341 181 96 64
202 You don’t look as tall as you did in your cave painting. 1.6558 0.03943 337 166 121 50
203 So, while I'm spending the day scavenging for us you're at IKEA? 1.6554 0.04241 325 170 97 58
204 Yes, we can accommodate a Paleo diet. 1.6554 0.04040 354 184 108 62
205 Fred, I think it's time you give up, get your vaccination, and come on home 1.6550 0.03891 371 190 119 62
206 First the wheel, now IKEA. 1.6547 0.04116 333 171 106 56
207 Hi, I'm Julie from the future. Do you want the good news or the bad news? 1.6545 0.04190 330 172 100 58
208 It's the age gap, isn't it? 1.6543 0.04782 269 145 72 52
209 It's not you. We're just evolving at different rates. 1.6535 0.04179 329 171 101 57
210 Of all the caves in all the towns in all the world, you show up in mine. 1.6531 0.04111 320 161 109 50
211 I just feel like sitting defeats the purpose of Homo Erectus. 1.6527 0.04230 311 159 101 51
212 You don"t look a bit like your cave painting. 1.6512 0.03978 324 159 119 46
213 We're going back to the office soon, Hank, you gotta put some pants on eventually. 1.6509 0.04093 338 175 106 57
214 Are you still doing paleo, or can I get you a scone? 1.6508 0.03849 358 179 125 54
215 Sorry your coffee is cold. The kitchen is still waiting to discover fire. 1.6508 0.04378 315 169 87 59
216 Hello. I'm Grok, your hunter. What may I kill for you today? 1.6506 0.04221 312 160 101 51
217 I’m sorry, Urg. Early polling suggests you’re too evolved to win a GOP leadership role in the House. 1.6503 0.04483 306 166 81 59
218 When your profile said that you were Paleo, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.6503 0.04263 306 157 99 50
219 We're just evolving into different people. 1.6503 0.03976 346 176 115 55
220 Well, maybe there's a reason I behave like a Neanderthal. 1.6501 0.04003 343 175 113 55
221 One of us is in the wrong cartoon! 1.6484 0.04343 310 164 91 55
222 We ARE from two different worlds. Mine includes full sentences, deodorant, and consensual sex. 1.6474 0.04317 329 179 87 63
223 I must have been out hunting and gathering longer than I thought. 1.6471 0.03981 306 147 120 39
224 So you can invent electricity, but a second chair is just too much? 1.6471 0.04341 306 161 92 53
225 I’m sorry, my mother was right, you are a Neanderthal. 1.6467 0.04180 334 177 98 59
226 I can't keep living in the past. 1.6467 0.04100 317 160 109 48
227 ...is lightly beaten with a club and served with a side of fresh acorns and mixed berries. 1.6456 0.04013 316 156 116 44
228 One trip to IKEA and you think you're so evolved. 1.6442 0.04176 326 171 100 55
229 I'd offer to warm that up for you, but fire is still a ways off. 1.6438 0.04325 292 150 96 46
230 I'm confused. Which one of us is a time traveler? 1.6431 0.04216 311 164 96 51
231 You're right, lighting makes all the difference. 1.6429 0.04071 308 153 112 43
232 So when you said it has been ages since you went on a date . . . 1.6429 0.04126 322 166 105 51
233 What do you want me to do? Reinvent the wheel? 1.6424 0.04213 302 154 102 46
234 Oh wow..you’re here very very early.... 1.6424 0.04537 288 155 81 52
235 Very funny. Next time you find the Airbnb. 1.6419 0.04302 310 164 93 53
236 Frankly, I thought your Mammoth Latte would be bigger. 1.6417 0.04066 321 163 110 48
237 What do you mean you don’t want to gather anymore? 1.6407 0.04213 295 149 103 43
238 I think you're taking this 'mancave' thing too far George. 1.6390 0.04199 313 163 100 50
239 We don't get many gatherers in here. 1.6389 0.04266 288 146 100 42
240 Look, with things opening back up I think you should start wearing pants again. 1.6386 0.04330 285 148 93 44
241 Today’s special is meat.” 1.6377 0.04352 276 140 96 40
242 Quarantine is over Ryan, it’s time to put some pants on and shave 1.6370 0.04319 292 154 91 47
243 I identify as neolithic, but with paleo tendencies. 1.6369 0.04142 314 162 104 48
244 It's over, Laura. Can't you read the drawing on the wall? 1.6364 0.04235 286 147 98 41
245 That's when Anna knew Doug had gone "full paleo" 1.6364 0.04426 275 142 91 42
246 The Wi-Fi password is three hunters throwing spears at a mammoth by a hill. 1.6361 0.04337 294 154 93 47
247 Sometimes I feel like we live in different worlds. 1.6361 0.04061 294 144 113 37
248 I'm Java Man. I'll be your server. 1.6360 0.04059 283 154 91 38
249 Frankly, I was hoping for more “Man” and less “Cave”. 1.6360 0.04357 283 146 94 43
250 So, how long have you been doing paleo? 1.6351 0.04208 296 151 102 43
251 I'm all about the upgrade, but what happened to my paintings? 1.6344 0.04495 279 148 85 46
252 When I said I wanted to satisfy my primal urges I had something else in mind Dave... 1.6344 0.04379 279 144 93 42
253 Of all the caves in all the towns in all Pangea she walks into mine. 1.6333 0.04323 300 159 92 49
254 We have some concerns about your recent drawings. 1.6331 0.04538 278 149 82 47
255 I'm Thog, I'll be your caveman. Is this your first time at a paleo café? 1.6327 0.04519 275 146 84 45
256 Geez, and I was coming in here to brag about fire. 1.6319 0.04548 288 158 78 52
257 I think some paintings would really bring this place together. 1.6319 0.04171 307 159 102 46
258 We accept Crypto, Venmo and Mesopotamian shekel. 1.6308 0.04470 279 148 86 45
259 Shouldn't civilization mean at least two chairs? 1.6307 0.04258 287 150 95 42
260 When you said you wanted a Man Cave, I wasn't expecting this. 1.6305 0.04411 295 159 86 50
261 You did say I could have a man cave... 1.6305 0.04278 295 154 96 45
262 With winter drawing in, Alan began questioning his commitment to his Paleo lifestyle and had to admit he was starting to get cold feet. 1.6300 0.04489 273 144 86 43
263 I've evolved, Thog. 1.6299 0.04559 281 153 79 49
264 You’re just not evolving the way I’d hoped. 1.6298 0.04321 289 151 94 44
265 97% match, really? 1.6295 0.04395 305 167 84 54
266 Would you like to hear today’s paleo specials? 1.6291 0.04201 302 157 100 45
267 I think that rock might look better in the other corner. 1.6289 0.04271 291 151 97 43
268 Let’s face it John, you’re stuck in the past. 1.6283 0.04292 269 135 99 35
269 To be honest, you're moving a little too fast for me. 1.6272 0.04445 279 148 87 44
270 I just think it's time we act more civilized. 1.6272 0.04175 287 145 104 38
271 No, I believe in evolution. I just thought it would take a little longer. 1.6259 0.04250 278 141 100 37
272 So you don’t want to go clubbing? 1.6255 0.04703 251 134 77 40
273 You're late. 1.6250 0.04646 264 143 77 44
274 Your tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle, iced, sugar-free, vanilla with soy milk, decaf, will be ready in 8,000 years. 1.6235 0.04745 255 142 69 44
275 The Bumble app autocorrected Paleo diet to Paleo date and, well, here we are. 1.6232 0.04428 276 146 88 42
276 A “mammoth” frappuccino? Is that its size or its flavor? 1.6229 0.04368 297 161 87 49
277 I'm sorry, we wont have wifi for another million years or so. 1.6228 0.04538 281 154 79 48
278 Well you look different from your Tinder picture, too. 1.6226 0.04541 265 141 83 41
279 Honey, I think you’ve taken this man cave things too far. 1.6220 0.04677 246 130 79 37
280 In our relationship, I guess you've evolved and I haven't. 1.6204 0.04426 274 145 88 41
281 Not if you were the first man on earth. 1.6202 0.04441 258 133 90 35
282 Can I hunt-or-gather something else for you? 1.6194 0.04594 247 131 80 36
283 Rustic isn't the word I would use to describe your airbnb 1.6189 0.04781 244 132 73 39
284 I think it’s time we address the woolly mammoth in the room... 1.6185 0.04510 270 145 83 42
285 I caved and bought a lamp 1.6185 0.04602 249 131 82 36
286 Honey, I think you might be taking this man-cave thing too far. 1.6181 0.04462 254 131 89 34
287 Sweetie, we've grown apart. To put it more bluntly, I've evolved, and you just want to make the Paleolithic great again. 1.6168 0.04489 274 148 83 43
288 And my bison paintings had to go, too? 1.6167 0.04774 240 129 74 37
289 You’re right. Girls both mature and evolve faster than boys. 1.6160 0.04446 263 138 88 37
290 Why do you think you're the only one who has evolved 1.6151 0.04665 252 136 77 39
291 You mean I only had to quarantine for two weeks?! 1.6128 0.04429 297 166 80 51
292 No worries. Lots of people end up here because they accidentally type "Nearest cave" instead of "cafe." 1.6126 0.04619 253 136 79 38
293 Just because we're doing the Paleo diet doesn't mean we have to do the whole lifestyle. 1.6120 0.04594 250 133 81 36
294 My therapist says you are stuck in the past. 1.6120 0.04629 250 134 79 37
295 I'm sorry. It's over. You haven't evolved. 1.6118 0.04481 237 120 89 28
296 Wanna go clubbing? 1.6118 0.04900 237 131 67 39
297 I guess when you said "man cave" I was picturing something more from your college years and not so much from the early Cenozoic. 1.6116 0.04890 242 135 66 41
298 I’m sorry… it just seems like you can’t stop living in the past. 1.6109 0.04452 275 149 84 42
299 We'll have a bigger menu when we discover fire. 1.6098 0.04661 264 147 73 44
300 I feel like we don’t want the same things anymore. 1.6098 0.04654 246 132 78 36
301 I just came to say that milk and sugar will take a while. 1.6098 0.04447 287 159 81 47
302 Ma'am, you seem to be a few millenia early for your dinner reservation. 1.6089 0.04554 248 131 83 34
303 Seriously, you don’t have a Paleo diet option? 1.6087 0.04623 253 137 78 38
304 Woah, go easy on the evolution! We are supposed to do fire and wheels next not modular furniture and soy milk latte 1.6087 0.04640 253 140 73 40
305 Did you at least try to gather? 1.6082 0.04670 245 132 77 36
306 You're living in the past. 1.6067 0.04800 239 131 71 37
307 Try to not paint anything on the walls while I'm gone...ok? 1.6066 0.04540 244 128 84 32
308 Sorry, we're short-staffed today - Everyone is out hunting and gathering. 1.6059 0.04658 236 127 76 33
309 I see you've moved on. 1.6050 0.04552 238 124 84 30
310 The furniture and coffee I understand, but when did you invent electricity? 1.6038 0.04497 260 140 83 37
311 One question...How do we have electricity? 1.6035 0.04923 227 125 67 35
312 Sorry ma'am, indoor dining is closed. 1.6034 0.04683 232 123 78 31
313 You said that if you got your coffee nook then I could have a man cave 1.6027 0.04894 224 122 69 33
314 How exactly is this not a mancave? 1.6026 0.04731 229 122 76 31
315 It’s been a while. 1.6026 0.04524 229 117 86 26
316 C'mon baby, light your what? 1.6017 0.04934 231 129 65 37
317 As a matter of fact, yes, all the servers here are Neanderthals. 1.6009 0.04902 233 130 66 37
318 Good evening. My name is Gulg and I’ll be your hunter gatherer tonight. 1.6000 0.04713 245 135 73 37
319 Our stimulus check came 1.5992 0.04902 242 138 63 41
320 Um, what is my woolly mammoth chair doing out by the trash? 1.5992 0.04687 242 132 75 35
321 Yes you make nice fire, but that's not enough for me anymore. 1.5991 0.04806 227 123 72 32
322 The light is supposed to be at the END of the tunnel. 1.5990 0.05209 207 116 58 33
323 Sure, it was easy for you to evolve and move on. 1.5982 0.04689 224 118 78 28
324 well, what did they think would happen if they re-elected Trump. 1.5982 0.05350 219 130 47 42
325 The pandemic is over. The Knicks made the playoffs. It's time for you to leave. 1.5975 0.04856 236 132 67 37
326 When you said, "Man cave," you weren't kidding. 1.5966 0.04599 238 129 77 32
327 Oh, they didn’t mention the age difference was geological. 1.5957 0.04798 235 130 70 35
328 I suppose now you'll want electricity. 1.5948 0.04610 232 123 80 29
329 Was I gone long? 1.5941 0.05127 202 111 62 29
330 You took down the art? 1.5940 0.04777 234 129 71 34
331 Although happy at first, over time Grog and Nancy seemed to evolve apart. 1.5938 0.04650 224 118 79 27
332 I realise a marriage takes work, but I’ve been waiting ages for you to evolve. 1.5938 0.05023 224 127 61 36
333 Hon, I think it's time to discuss you going back to the more "establishment" wing of the Republican Party. 1.5930 0.05332 199 113 54 32
334 So. How long have you been in quarantine? 1.5926 0.04958 216 119 66 31
335 we're out of pterodactyl. Would you care for the Jurassic surprise? 1.5924 0.05137 211 119 59 33
336 I’m ready to go back into the office 1.5921 0.04994 228 130 61 37
337 There was a sale at IKEA 1.5913 0.04644 230 123 78 29
338 Sorry, I'm early. 1.5909 0.05160 198 109 61 28
339 Would it kill you to gather enough beans for two cups of coffee once in a while? " 1.5896 0.05033 212 118 63 31
340 You're early 1.5896 0.05250 212 123 53 36
341 I love what you did to the place during quarantine. 1.5894 0.05218 207 118 56 33
342 I wanted our relationship to evolve, but you’re stuck in the past. 1.5894 0.04796 207 109 74 24
343 By now, you've realized that I'm much older than my dating profile implied. 1.5891 0.05226 202 114 57 31
344 Your profile said you were a bit of a Neanderthal and you weren’t kidding. 1.5882 0.04949 204 110 68 26
345 I stopped wearing pants and it devolved from there. 1.5877 0.04871 211 114 70 27
346 Well, to be honest, I'm not sure I'm ready for indoor dining. 1.5877 0.04682 211 110 78 23
347 I think your use of "caveman" to describe me is a microaggression. 1.5874 0.04800 223 122 71 30
348 Do you serve anything that's not paleo? 1.5874 0.05239 206 118 55 33
349 Yes, I am having an affair with Wilma Flintstone... 1.5872 0.04970 218 122 64 32
350 Seems there's a bit of a problem in the kitchen. Any chance you've discovered fire? 1.5869 0.04590 259 146 74 39
351 Why do you always have to change everything when I'm gone. 1.5869 0.04882 213 116 69 28
352 This isn't what I meant by a man cave. 1.5860 0.04848 215 117 70 28
353 I'm not really a caveman. I just haven't been outside since the pandemic hit. 1.5857 0.04890 210 114 69 27
354 Pull up a rock, we need to talk." 1.5849 0.04716 212 112 76 24
355 Honey, I feel like you are taking this whole “Man Cave” thing a little too serious... 1.5841 0.04912 214 118 67 29
356 Once we get fire, this place will really start to feel like a home. 1.5833 0.05097 204 114 61 29
357 I had no idea past life regression therapy went back this far. 1.5818 0.04768 220 120 72 28
358 I have to go back to in-person today. Have you seen my pants? 1.5817 0.04976 208 115 65 28
359 So OK then, let's have a civilized discussion. 1.5816 0.04951 196 105 68 23
360 You're just in time for Happy Era. 1.5814 0.05071 215 123 59 33
361 Well, we have reduced our carbon footprint. 1.5813 0.05165 203 115 58 30
362 How long was I gone for? 1.5810 0.04506 210 107 84 19
363 I’ve knocked on every cave and nobody has stevia. 1.5801 0.05487 181 103 51 27
364 You look different than the cave paintings 1.5801 0.04836 231 131 66 34
365 Can I drag you out for a drink sometime? 1.5799 0.04958 219 124 63 32
366 What with the difference in the ages, do you think we can make it work? 1.5798 0.04824 188 97 73 18
367 Does this dress make me look fat? 1.5795 0.05281 195 111 55 29
368 Welcome to the original Hard Rock Cafe. 1.5787 0.04531 254 150 66 38
369 Sarah, I’m beginning to think I’ve been in quarantine too long 1.5780 0.04715 218 118 74 26
370 We need to talk. I no longer identify as a gatherer. 1.5779 0.05344 199 116 51 32
371 I call it, "first-century modern." 1.5779 0.05001 199 109 65 25
372 You're just moving forward too quickly for me. 1.5775 0.04488 213 117 72 24
373 I feel our lifestyles are starting to diverge. 1.5773 0.04993 194 105 66 23
374 You look nicer than your cave drawing. 1.5766 0.04782 222 123 70 29
375 I still have the sense that you're waiting for me to change. 1.5765 0.04902 196 105 69 22
376 You're just not evolving with me. 1.5753 0.05211 186 103 59 24
377 But I really was here first. 1.5753 0.05098 186 101 63 22
378 Steve, lately it feels like we live in very different times 1.5751 0.05121 193 107 61 25
379 Welcome to the Mansplain Cave Cafe. I’d like to tell you about our menu in excruciating and condescending detail. 1.5751 0.05428 193 113 49 31
380 Would it have been too much trouble to order a second chair? 1.5745 0.05170 188 104 60 24
381 Actually when I said I wished I could sit in a cafe like we did BC, I meant Before Covid, not Before Christ ... 1.5745 0.05385 188 108 52 28
382 The three-legged table is nice idea, but the four-legged chair is a keeper. 1.5738 0.05045 183 98 65 20
383 I am going to need that table for firewood. 1.5736 0.05144 197 111 59 27
384 I think we should see other Neanderthals. 1.5735 0.04812 204 110 71 23
385 It’s not cultural appropriation, I’m one percent Neanderthal. 1.5734 0.04851 218 122 67 29
386 Sorry Jane, I'm just not ready to evolve yet. 1.5733 0.04608 225 122 77 26
387 Mother was right. You’re a Neanderthal. 1.5729 0.05348 199 117 50 32
388 Hunting should be over by 1, but Gathering may go late so don't hold up dinner for me. 1.5722 0.05050 194 107 63 24
389 What part of “man cave” don’t you understand? 1.5721 0.05163 215 127 53 35
390 But this is a man cave. 1.5714 0.05358 182 103 54 25
391 What's an evolved woman like you doing in a cave like this? 1.5714 0.04663 210 112 76 22
392 Of course it's cold! Fire is still under development. 1.5714 0.05301 182 102 56 24
393 I'm sorry. Your card has been denied. 1.5714 0.05084 210 121 58 31
394 So I heard you like rock. 1.5707 0.04992 205 115 63 27
395 I thought I was the only one who knew about this hole-in-the-wall. 1.5707 0.04777 191 100 73 18
396 You've snuck off to Ikea again, haven't you? 1.5701 0.04967 214 122 62 30
397 Ok, full confession: my profile picture is from my paleolithic period. 1.5694 0.04844 216 121 67 28
398 I’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty. 1.5691 0.05494 188 111 47 30
399 This is all just moving a little fast for me. 1.5691 0.05439 181 104 51 26
400 Welcome back to Manhattan. As you can see, we had to scale back a little. 1.5690 0.05549 174 100 49 25
401 Marge, it's clear who wears the pants in this family. But I would like to have those shoes... 1.5686 0.04964 204 114 64 26
402 So, I’m a Neanderthal; what’s your point? 1.5682 0.05617 176 103 46 27
403 I’ll give you $50,000 over your asking price. 1.5680 0.05550 169 96 50 23
404 Fred,are you stoned again? 1.5677 0.04930 192 116 49 27
405 Yeah, service is slow - I've been waiting for Ages. 1.5665 0.04984 203 114 63 26
406 The first Hard Rock Cafe. 1.5665 0.04885 203 112 67 24
407 Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe, what can i get you? 1.5663 0.04910 196 107 67 22
408 So what part of man cave didn't you believe? 1.5661 0.05155 189 106 59 24
409 How far right did I swipe? 1.5659 0.05418 182 105 51 26
410 I don't know what's more surprising. That my time machine worked, or that you know how to make coffee. 1.5659 0.05090 205 118 58 29
411 Carl returned from a week of hunting and gathering to find his cave had been gentrified. 1.5657 0.05585 175 102 47 26
412 Your Tinder profile said "into paleo", so ... 1.5650 0.04731 223 125 70 28
413 What do you mean ‘My lunch ate your chef’? 1.5650 0.05300 177 99 56 22
414 Things are opening up, perhaps it's about time to put on pants. 1.5644 0.05053 202 115 60 27
415 Am I dating myself? 1.5638 0.05600 188 114 42 32
416 Sweetheart, when you asked for a man cave, I assumed you meant a pool table and a beer keg. 1.5628 0.05012 199 112 62 25
417 What’d you think you’d find in my man cave? 1.5625 0.05297 160 86 58 16
418 Let’s get this straight: I wear the pants in this family! 1.5614 0.05347 171 98 51 22
419 How long have you been working remotely? 1.5604 0.04568 207 110 78 19
420 And you call me the caveman? Have you heard of coasters, Linda? 1.5602 0.05501 166 94 51 21
421 You’re the right person, it’s just not the right time 1.5600 0.05287 175 98 56 21
422 A wheel with legs makes no sense. 1.5598 0.05540 184 110 45 29
423 I've always been attracted to women of a certain age. 1.5594 0.05247 202 120 51 31
424 I don’t think we want the same things anymore 1.5593 0.05482 177 103 49 25
425 While you were out, I invented language. Sit down. We need to talk. 1.5591 0.05333 186 108 52 26
426 Neanderthal or not, I can learn to lower the toilet seat. 1.5583 0.05713 163 95 45 23
427 Your coffee break is over, go out and gather 1.5576 0.05595 165 95 48 22
428 just because I'm working from home doesn't mean I can't look nice. 1.5576 0.05528 165 94 50 21
429 I’m sorry. It’s over. I can’t be the only one who’s evolved. 1.5575 0.05185 174 96 59 19
430 Not everything evolves around you. 1.5574 0.04996 183 100 64 19
431 I just love these little hole-in-the-wall coffee shops, don't you? 1.5573 0.04992 192 107 63 22
432 It was at this moment when she knew she should have swiped left... 1.5568 0.05448 176 102 50 24
433 You know, Kyle, there’s hipster chic, then there’s dressing like an idiot.” 1.5568 0.05411 185 109 49 27
434 Shouldn't you be gathering? 1.5567 0.05060 194 110 60 24
435 I'll have a Paleo chai and the gatherer-to-table greens. 1.5567 0.05060 194 110 60 24
436 It’s not working anymore Alice. You’re just too...modern. 1.5556 0.05323 189 111 51 27
437 It isn't the age difference so much as the epoch difference. 1.5556 0.05216 189 109 55 25
438 It’s just that you talk to me like I’m a Neanderthal. 1.5556 0.05471 180 106 48 26
439 Fire wasn't enough? Now I have to invent electricity? 1.5556 0.05607 162 93 48 21
440 Just because you wear the pants in the family doesn't mean you're allowed in the man cave. 1.5556 0.05607 162 93 48 21
441 Let me hunt you down a dessert menu. 1.5556 0.05253 171 95 57 19
442 the rock really ties the room toghether 1.5556 0.05571 171 100 47 24
443 The Wi-Fi password is ‘NotInventedYet.’ 1.5538 0.05248 195 115 52 28
444 Quarantine ended ages ago 1.5529 0.05211 170 94 58 18
445 It wasn't that hard. I just went to IKEA. 1.5519 0.06114 154 94 35 25
446 I’ve been living under a rock this past year. How’ve you been? 1.5519 0.05234 183 105 55 23
447 All I ask for is a civilized conversation over a cup of coffee. 1.5514 0.05248 185 107 54 24
448 I'd like to see your Paleo menu, please. 1.5514 0.04841 185 103 64 18
449 Are you planning to wear that tonight? 1.5509 0.05212 167 92 58 17
450 I know you’ve wanted a man cave but this is going too far. 1.5505 0.04987 198 113 61 24
451 Frankly, I don't see anything wrong with living in the past. 1.5500 0.05523 160 91 50 19
452 Yes, it’s true, I’ve been in quarantine for a long, long, long time. 1.5500 0.05417 180 106 49 25
453 Yes, I do wall murals, but they are mostly of animals. 1.5497 0.05534 151 84 51 16
454 Yes, I value you as a Stay-at-Home Dad. I'm just don't understand how the place gets like this after one day. 1.5490 0.05934 153 91 40 22
455 I just think we’re living in different worlds. 1.5485 0.04793 206 116 67 23
456 Alright you win. Let's move back to the city. 1.5484 0.05803 155 91 43 21
457 Yes, the coffee is completely Paleo. 1.5484 0.05116 186 106 58 22
458 Sorry, we only serve paleo. 1.5472 0.05478 159 90 51 18
459 I made a few improvements to your man cave. 1.5472 0.05762 159 94 43 22
460 I feel I’ve out-evolved you.... 1.5470 0.05222 181 104 55 22
461 Godot. Why do you ask? 1.5461 0.05965 152 91 39 22
462 I'm sorry, I'm looking for a more old-fashioned kind of girl. 1.5455 0.05535 165 96 48 21
463 Mind if I drag you home? 1.5455 0.05686 154 89 46 19
464 This feels so primal, being indoors without a mask. 1.5450 0.04829 189 104 67 18
465 Can I hunt or gather you anything else? 1.5449 0.05352 167 95 53 19
466 You didn't specify which century when you said "mid-century modern" ! 1.5444 0.05362 180 106 50 24
467 Well I guess it’s safe to say those pictures on your profile were taken before Covid lockdown 1.5444 0.05305 169 96 54 19
468 It just feels like our relationship is not evolving. 1.5440 0.04465 193 108 68 17
469 So where could I find this 'wheel'? 1.5419 0.05660 155 90 46 19
470 You said the meeting was business casual. 1.5417 0.05462 168 98 49 21
471 I don't drink beer in your She Shed! 1.5414 0.04465 181 110 52 19
472 It’s actually pronounced NeanderTAL. 1.5414 0.05533 157 90 49 18
473 Would you like a clubbed sandwich with that? 1.5414 0.05890 157 95 39 23
474 I did say I wanted to meet men with traditional values. 1.5412 0.04944 170 92 64 14
475 We sold all the paintings. 1.5408 0.05081 196 115 56 25
476 I'll have the Siberian mammoth, but not if it's frozen. 1.5398 0.05151 176 100 57 19
477 Paleo? No, we do deep-fried double bacon onion ring cheeseburgers with zesty jalapeno mayo-ketch, fried pickles, lettuce, and tomato, all on a buttery pretzel bun with a side of loaded cheese curds. 1.5394 0.05538 165 97 47 21
478 What do you mean I'm not evolving with our relationship? 1.5390 0.05909 154 93 39 22
479 Joe, we need to talk about you going back into the office. 1.5380 0.05653 158 93 45 20
480 The problem with you is that you're afraid of change. 1.5379 0.05451 145 80 52 13
481 I like the old you better 1.5376 0.05153 173 98 57 18
482 I'd rather go clubbing. 1.5374 0.05651 147 84 47 16
483 The pandemic is over. You need to shave and get dressed in real clothes 1.5372 0.05191 188 111 53 24
484 I call it Neo-Neanderthal, minimalist, but with better light. 1.5371 0.05237 175 101 54 20
485 I'll have the stegosaurus on focaccia. 1.5366 0.05429 164 95 50 19
486 Sweetie, I think we’ve taken Paleo too far. 1.5361 0.05580 166 99 45 22
487 Honey I don’t know how many times I have to say it.... women are just the more evolved species. 1.5359 0.05793 153 91 42 20
488 I may have been wrong thinking a simple life is a happy life. 1.5355 0.05437 155 88 51 16
489 I don’t think counseling is going to fix this. 1.5352 0.06134 142 86 36 20
490 I’m just saying I think your taking this paleo diet thing a bit too far 1.5349 0.05556 172 104 44 24
491 Sometimes you treat me like I'm some sort of caveman. 1.5346 0.05556 159 93 47 19
492 Sorry,we closed eons ago. 1.5346 0.05484 159 92 49 18
493 Which one of us is the anachronism? 1.5342 0.05512 146 82 50 14
494 You were liking the beard so I went full cave man - too much? 1.5341 0.05090 176 100 58 18
495 Let me mansplain. 1.5338 0.06019 148 92 34 22
496 You don't have to choose. You can both evolve and gather. 1.5337 0.05021 163 89 61 13
497 oh yeah..my profile pic was pre-pandemic 1.5333 0.05190 180 105 54 21
498 What did you do to my wheel? 1.5329 0.05490 167 99 47 21
499 I’m a caveman until I have my first cup of coffee... 1.5328 0.06046 137 81 39 17
500 HOW LONG have you been waiting for a table? 1.5325 0.05911 154 94 38 22
501 Great staging, but I worry that it will distract from the place's retro charm. 1.5324 0.05980 139 82 40 17
502 I love what you haven’t done with the place. 1.5319 0.05193 188 112 52 24
503 Yes, it got gentrified during lockdown. 1.5316 0.05437 158 91 50 17
504 I see what you're trying to do, but this is a Man Cave. 1.5315 0.05770 143 83 44 16
505 You said you’d stop living like a caveman once you were fully vaxxed. 1.5315 0.05770 143 83 44 16
506 I must admit,it looked better on the rack. 1.5314 0.04780 175 104 55 16
507 While you were out hunter-gathering, I had the decorator in 1.5312 0.05087 160 88 59 13
508 Everything here is locally sourced. 1.5310 0.05711 145 84 45 16
509 You can probably change Dear. It doesn’t look like the tourists will be coming. 1.5310 0.06037 145 88 37 20
510 As part of the immersive experience we offer, you get to hunt for your complimentary breakfast. 1.5307 0.05506 179 110 43 26
511 This isn't what I imagined when you said there'll be light at the end of the tunnel. 1.5302 0.05758 149 88 43 18
512 We need to talk-I must have swiped too far right. 1.5298 0.05341 151 94 38 19
513 My Mom warned me that the first thing you'd do would be to redecorate. 1.5298 0.05401 168 99 49 20
514 It’s okay, you can come out now. People are getting vaccinated 1.5294 0.05721 153 91 43 19
515 I’m tired of living in the past. 1.5286 0.05863 140 82 42 16
516 You may be able to grow a mask, but I still have to go out and buy one. 1.5283 0.05339 159 91 52 16
517 I feel like we are eons apart on this. 1.5283 0.05264 159 92 51 16
518 The open floor plan is very modern. 1.5282 0.05354 142 78 53 11
519 Thanks for coming in. You'll have to pardon us, it's Casual Friday. 1.5281 0.05113 178 103 56 19
520 It’s MY man cave Karen! Don’t get too comfortable. 1.5273 0.05543 165 99 45 21
521 Honey, I think you took the whole 'Man Cave' thing a bit too literally. 1.5267 0.05869 131 75 43 13
522 I've been waiting for you for ages. 1.5267 0.05326 150 84 53 13
523 I think I'm ready to go back to the city 1.5267 0.05326 150 84 53 13
524 It looked different on Zillow... 1.5267 0.05652 150 88 45 17
525 I don't mean to hurt your feelings...but it just feels like we aren't evolving at the same rate. 1.5266 0.05508 169 102 45 22
526 Sorry. With shoes, no service. 1.5255 0.06309 137 85 32 20
527 Godot? 1.5255 0.06879 137 92 18 27
528 Bagel with lox, cream cheese, and sliced onion. Hmmm, there's about a 10,000-year wait for that. 1.5250 0.05878 160 100 36 24
529 The standard handprint is $50, animal depictions are priced on a sliding scale. 1.5245 0.05941 143 86 39 18
530 Why, again, do you need a man cave? 1.5235 0.05547 170 104 43 23
531 Women evolve earlier than men." 1.5232 0.05931 151 93 37 21
532 Is this the "I'm more highly evolved than you" conversation again? 1.5226 0.05667 155 93 43 19
533 "I thought simplifying our lives meant cancelling HBO Max! 1.5221 0.06259 136 84 33 19
534 It may be 25000 BC, but it's never too early for coffee. 1.5220 0.05771 159 98 39 22
535 I agree we are just evolving differently. 1.5220 0.05488 159 94 47 18
536 I'll bring your dinner as soon as the chef invents fire. 1.5215 0.05729 163 101 39 23
537 And, you’ll be pleased to know, we’ve entered the Scone Age. 1.5214 0.05952 140 84 39 17
538 Well,they do say women mature faster than men. 1.5208 0.05992 144 88 37 19
539 Sorry I'm late, my sundial stopped. 1.5202 0.05413 173 105 46 22
540 We're out of crayons. Feel free to scratch on the walls while you wait. 1.5200 0.05328 150 85 52 13
541 Hello, I am the last man on Earth. 1.5197 0.05599 152 90 45 17
542 How can you stand living with all this clutter? 1.5197 0.05599 152 90 45 17
543 I'm sorry the hunter gatherer position isnt available for work from home 1.5197 0.06408 127 78 32 17
544 Why the face covering? Have you been living in a cave? 1.5192 0.05641 156 94 43 19
545 Honey, haircuts have been allowed since last month. 1.5192 0.05714 156 95 41 20
546 No, there are no vegan options. This is a paleo café. 1.5190 0.05441 158 93 48 17
547 Don't you think you're a little advanced for my age? 1.5188 0.05243 160 100 42 18
548 Of course our menu is completely paleo diet based. 1.5185 0.05549 135 76 48 11
549 It's not you, Lloyd. It's me. I'm not a Neanderthal. 1.5182 0.06050 137 83 37 17
550 I am just a woman ahead of her time. 1.5180 0.06157 139 86 34 19
551 Sorry we don’t have milk or creamer. This is a paleo coffee shop 1.5175 0.05859 143 86 40 17
552 Yes, here at Flint's Bistro you get the full 'paleo' experience. 1.5172 0.05715 145 86 43 16
553 I’m not sure I’m ready to go back to the office. 1.5170 0.05753 176 114 33 29
554 Have you seen my wheel ? 1.5170 0.05740 147 88 42 17
555 It's not you, Gorg..... It's not me either.... It's..... my overdeveloped cerebellum. 1.5170 0.05740 147 88 42 17
556 We've grown in different directions, Ugg. 1.5168 0.04323 149 94 44 11
557 The company is allowing us to work across time zones now. 1.5166 0.05386 151 90 46 15
558 I’ve been a minimalist since the divorce. 1.5161 0.06425 124 76 32 16
559 I help with the gathering sometimes. 1.5154 0.06103 130 78 37 15
560 I do not have regressive tendencies! 1.5154 0.06200 130 79 35 16
561 The kids want to know when you're getting vaccinated. 1.5153 0.05796 163 103 36 24
562 I see what happened here. Maybe my wish for a simpler life wasn't precise enough. 1.5147 0.05810 136 80 42 14
563 I'm thinking of calling it my man-cave. 1.5143 0.05411 140 79 50 11
564 I'm trying to change. Just give me some time. 1.5141 0.05541 142 82 47 13
565 What do you mean 'I'm old-fashioned'" 1.5141 0.05975 142 87 37 18
566 I'm stuck in the past? You're the one who won't let me get a wheel! 1.5139 0.05745 144 86 42 16
567 I don't care if the quality is crap. It totally beats sitting on rocks. 1.5132 0.05442 152 89 48 15
568 Doug regretted giving Betty the wheel. 1.5132 0.05442 152 89 48 15
569 I’m sick of caramel macchiatos—I want to kill something. 1.5130 0.05622 154 93 43 18
570 When I said the lockdown reminded me of the olden days, I meant the 1950s 1.5128 0.05642 156 95 42 19
571 I wish I had met you earlier. 1.5127 0.05292 158 92 51 15
572 Well this explains why you didn’t include photos on your dating profile. 1.5127 0.05292 158 92 51 15
573 We are in the same room and yet it feels like we are worlds apart 1.5125 0.05245 160 93 52 15
574 This is the last time I sign up for speed dating on a Paleo website. 1.5120 0.06285 125 76 34 15
575 Sorry about the wait. 1.5120 0.06182 125 75 36 14
576 Work from home ends for you on Monday. Do you know if your pants fit? Do you know where your pants are? Do you remember how to get new pants? The blank look on your face concerns me. 1.5118 0.06506 127 80 29 18
577 What do we have in common, you ask? Well, we both don't know how that LED bulb works. 1.5111 0.06028 135 82 37 16
578 Seems like ages since we last met. 1.5109 0.05779 137 81 42 14
579 We actually opened quite a while ago. 1.5108 0.06158 139 87 33 19
580 All our coffee is locally sourced and stone ground. 1.5108 0.05627 139 81 45 13
581 When you said you wanted to spruce up the place, I thought you meant another rock ... 1.5106 0.05660 141 83 44 14
582 Are you sure you don’t offer a Paleo menu? 1.5106 0.05749 141 84 42 15
583 I feel like Vassar changed you. 1.5105 0.05944 143 88 37 18
584 I’m going hunting. Need anything? 1.5102 0.05320 147 84 51 12
585 Wow, you look exactly like your profile picture 1.5101 0.05355 149 86 50 13
586 Honey you can't set your office up in my man cave. 1.5099 0.05549 151 90 45 16
587 Are you vaccinated 1.5096 0.05542 157 95 44 18
588 I thought this modern look would complement your paintings. 1.5092 0.05176 163 95 53 15
589 What part of Man Cave didn't you understand? 1.5092 0.05598 163 101 41 21
590 No,sorry,we don’t have WiFi. We just got electricity. 1.5085 0.06107 118 69 38 11
591 Beatles or Stones? 1.5082 0.06610 122 77 28 17
592 This cafe has been here pretty much forever. 1.5079 0.06146 126 76 36 14
593 I'm not sure that you are evolving fast enough for me 1.5077 0.05377 130 72 50 8
594 When you said you were old school, I didn’t realize you meant prehistoric. 1.5077 0.05700 130 75 44 11
595 He lied to you Logan, he was never going to make America great again. 1.5076 0.06224 132 82 33 17
596 Your profile totally didn’t mention synthetic fibers. 1.5075 0.05969 134 81 38 15
597 And, I'd say we're lucky to have a cave in Silicon Valley. 1.5075 0.06062 134 82 36 16
598 I've just been out clubbing with Fred, I swear. 1.5071 0.06124 140 88 33 19
599 I started with the paleo diet and it just snowballed. 1.5071 0.05867 140 85 39 16
600 Why am I the only one in this house who seems to think about the future? 1.5071 0.05779 140 84 41 15
601 It'll never work out Barbara, we come from two different worlds. 1.5070 0.05719 142 85 42 15
602 It might be a bit before we can heat your coffee. We have to invent fire first. 1.5069 0.05913 144 89 37 18
603 Come on, baby, light my fire. 1.5068 0.05433 146 85 48 13
604 I know you won’t approve but I traded the other chair for a wooly mammoth. 1.5068 0.05949 148 93 35 20
605 How long was I napping for? 1.5068 0.05949 148 93 35 20
606 100K?” “Well... it is Brooklyn 1.5068 0.05549 148 88 45 15
607 Sorry I'm late. 1.5067 0.05888 150 94 36 20
608 This isn't working. I'm a hunter-gatherer and you're a Pisces. 1.5066 0.05601 152 92 43 17
609 Let's face it! We've evolved apart! 1.5041 0.06040 123 73 38 12
610 I just don't think I'm ready to give up my man cave. 1.5039 0.05741 127 76 39 12
611 I wish dating apps showed pictures of people’s apartments. 1.5039 0.06212 127 78 34 15
612 Henry, we need to discuss the effects of the Paleo diet. 1.5038 0.06261 131 82 32 17
613 Sorry, soy hasn’t been invented yet. You can have eland or gnu. 1.5038 0.06189 133 83 33 17
614 This wasn’t the “man cave” I was expecting. 1.5036 0.05872 137 83 39 15
615 How's that 'fire' thing going for you? 1.5036 0.06325 139 90 28 21
616 Yes it’s nice but I really wanted a skylight. 1.5035 0.05570 141 83 45 13
617 I'll be working from home today. The wheel is in the shop. 1.5035 0.05479 141 82 47 12
618 Sorry,We won’t have decaf for 2000 more years. 1.5035 0.05603 143 85 44 14
619 Great! The first lesson is on how to draw a bison! 1.5035 0.05603 143 87 41 15
620 Yes, everything's paleo. 1.5034 0.06122 145 93 31 21
621 They are offering 20k over list if you can be out by the Pleistocene 1.5034 0.05660 147 89 42 16
622 I'm on the Paleo diet. 1.5034 0.06134 147 95 30 22
623 It’s called Starbucks. It just opened two caves over. 1.5034 0.05604 149 90 43 16
624 Honey, I don’t think this is what your friends meant by “man cave.” 1.5032 0.05543 157 96 43 18
625 I’m working remotely today. 1.5030 0.05364 167 102 46 19
626 Is Madame feeling more "Hunter" or "Gatherer" this evening? 1.5000 0.05904 152 97 34 21
627 For San Francisco, it's a fair price 1.5000 0.05973 128 77 38 13
628 Yelp did say this was a hole in the wall. 1.5000 0.05996 136 84 36 16
629 The wifi's rebooting. Should be up in another thirty-five thousand years. 1.5000 0.05320 160 96 48 16
630 Yes, this is the first time I've been out in a very long time. Why? 1.5000 0.05841 138 84 39 15
631 Look, your online dating preference said 'caveman type' wanted.... 1.5000 0.06402 122 76 31 15
632 My pronouns are Og, Bog and Zog. 1.5000 0.06225 132 83 32 17
633 All our breads are made with stone-ground flour. 1.5000 0.05575 144 86 44 14
634 Please, come back into the office. 1.5000 0.05470 154 93 45 16
635 I was told Fridays were casual. 1.5000 0.05595 130 75 45 10
636 I suppose now you'll want a bed with legs. 1.4969 0.05563 159 99 41 19
637 I think we are just in different places in life. 1.4968 0.05521 155 95 43 17
638 Are you still working from home? I’m back on the road, hunting, gathering, avoiding dinosaurs. You know, the usual... 1.4967 0.05574 153 94 42 17
639 Honey, this is an intervention. You’ve been spending too much time in your man cave - it’s time to come home. 1.4967 0.05549 151 92 43 16
640 I just don’t think you’re evolving. 1.4966 0.05522 149 90 44 15
641 Huh. You look younger in your cave paintings. 1.4966 0.05902 147 93 35 19
642 If that what wife want, Grog will go hunt for this pumpkin spice creamer. 1.4965 0.06026 143 91 33 19
643 While you were off hunting I added some modern touches. What do you think? 1.4965 0.05944 143 90 35 18
644 You said you wanted to get away from it all and I totally caved 1.4965 0.05603 143 86 43 14
645 When you said you wanted a man cave this is not what I had in mind 1.4964 0.05810 139 85 39 15
646 Did it ever occur to you that I might have a reason for acting like a neanderthal? 1.4962 0.05610 133 78 44 11
647 I don't mind doing all the hunting, but I'm going to need you to gather more than just lattes. 1.4961 0.06334 129 82 30 17
648 When I said ‘back to normal,’ I didn’t mean this far back. 1.4961 0.06140 129 80 34 15
649 The world is opening back up, maybe it’s time to shave and do a wash. 1.4961 0.05939 129 78 38 13
650 Please understand, I haven't had a guest since the start of the pandemic. 1.4961 0.05902 127 76 39 12
651 I beat you to it. I made a woman cave!" 1.4961 0.06110 127 78 35 14
652 I don't understand what you've done with the place. 1.4960 0.06183 125 77 34 14
653 Where’s the gatherer I married? 1.4960 0.06077 125 76 36 13
654 You said you wanted to get away from the city. 1.4960 0.05750 125 73 42 10
655 Good evening. I am the artist in residence." 1.4959 0.06257 123 76 33 14
656 And, well, the rest is prehistory. 1.4959 0.06363 123 77 31 15
657 When can we invent the bagel? 1.4959 0.06548 121 77 28 16
658 I think we are at different stages in our lives. I am ready to move forward, while you live in the past. 1.4959 0.06112 121 73 36 12
659 No. I don't mind you wearing the pants in the family. 1.4958 0.06187 119 72 35 12
660 A few paintings could make it feel more homely 1.4958 0.06071 119 71 37 11
661 I know it's not much, but I've really turned my life around. When can the kids come to visit? 1.4954 0.06335 109 65 34 10
662 When they said "timeshare" Marcia had a different thing in mind. 1.4932 0.05508 148 97 34 17
663 I was expecting you a little later. You’re early man. 1.4932 0.05932 146 93 34 19
664 Your cup is empty because we've discovered neither fire nor agriculture 1.4931 0.05575 144 87 43 14
665 Welcome to Hunt and Gather, I’m your server Zog 1.4931 0.05994 144 92 33 19
666 I just feel like we've grown apart. You're a hotshot creative director, and me simply Thad. 1.4929 0.05954 140 88 35 17
667 It just feels like we are moving at a different pace Peter 1.4925 0.05874 134 82 38 14
668 I’m concerned that you are taking this man cave thing a bit too literally. 1.4923 0.05906 130 79 38 13
669 We're exploring post-apocalyptic dining. 1.4922 0.05655 128 75 43 10
670 You're the one who said, "Let's downsize." 1.4919 0.05551 124 73 42 9
671 I'm serious about going paleo. 1.4912 0.06622 114 72 28 14
672 I just don't think Ikea is the right vibe for my man cave. 1.4912 0.05335 171 107 44 20
673 You clean up really nice, Doris. 1.4904 0.05468 157 97 43 17
674 Sorry, but I'm so over the whole paleo thing. 1.4902 0.05650 153 96 39 18
675 Actually Wilma, you've changed. 1.4899 0.05763 149 94 37 18
676 I thought it could be an "Us Cave" 1.4894 0.05385 141 83 47 11
677 i've got some ideas about paintings! 1.4891 0.05591 137 82 43 12
678 Your version of 'rustic' will be noted in my Air B&B review. 1.4889 0.05551 135 80 44 11
679 It's like we're two different people. 1.4889 0.05936 135 84 36 15
680 I always say it, Ikea furniture's the way to go when humans haven't invented tools yet. 1.4887 0.06001 133 83 35 15
681 Covid-schmovid!!!! Take a damn shower, shave and put on something else!!!! 1.4885 0.06069 131 82 34 15
682 Don't you think you're taking this paleo diet a bit too far? 1.4884 0.05836 129 81 35 13
683 We have to talk about that lamp. 1.4878 0.05296 164 101 46 17
684 I'm going out to hunt for a couch 1.4878 0.06256 123 77 32 14
685 Do I look older than my picture? 1.4878 0.06362 123 78 30 15
686 Well you’ve arrived ahead of your time. 1.4878 0.05928 123 74 38 11
687 You know I hate IKEA. 1.4876 0.06333 121 76 31 14
688 When I said back to basic - I had something different in mind 1.4870 0.05970 115 68 38 9
689 So are we doing the whole "who wears the pants" thing again? 1.4865 0.06634 111 70 28 13
690 This isn’t what I expected when you said “let’s go Paleo.” 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
691 Of course, all of our mastodon is locally sourced 1.4863 0.05432 146 88 45 13
692 Did you make a reservation? 1.4860 0.06280 107 64 34 9
693 How do you like what I've done with the place? 1.4857 0.06364 105 63 33 9
694 Let me guess-we're starting the paleo diet 1.4855 0.05748 138 85 39 14
695 Well Joe, I just think we evolved into different directions 1.4846 0.05699 130 78 41 11
696 I think its time we talk about our goals Kevin. 1.4846 0.06200 130 83 31 16
697 Next time, I make the Airbnb reservation! 1.4844 0.06370 128 83 28 17
698 No, I'm sorry. Our menu is strictly paleo diet. 1.4841 0.05934 126 77 37 12
699 Coffee isnt technically Paleo 1.4841 0.06041 126 78 35 13
700 I'll need first and last month's rent. 1.4839 0.05781 124 74 40 10
701 I'm not sure I'm ready to go back to work. 1.4839 0.06003 124 76 36 12
702 No, I’m not a caveman. This is just my first time going on a date since quarantine. 1.4834 0.05627 151 95 39 17
703 Your boss emailed to say it’s time to come back to the office. 1.4834 0.05304 151 98 36 17
704 Do you serve bear claws? 1.4833 0.06587 120 78 26 16
705 A T-Rex sighting notwithstanding, you must take your coffee outside the cave if you refuse to wear a mask. 1.4833 0.06260 120 75 32 13
706 « I am sorry I don’t look exactly like on my profile picture » 1.4830 0.05740 147 93 37 17
707 The Wi-fi password is "thereisnowifi". All one word. 1.4828 0.06181 116 71 34 11
708 I haven't seen you in ages 1.4825 0.05601 143 88 41 14
709 John, haven't we carried the paleo diet thing too far? 1.4825 0.06259 114 70 33 11
710 I expressed a desire to go back in time to when everything was fine. I didn't think I'd go back that far. 1.4825 0.06006 114 68 37 9
711 I have to admit, a few feminine touches really spruced up the place. 1.4821 0.05810 112 65 40 7
712 I told you Janice, Paleo is more than a diet. 1.4815 0.05242 135 78 49 8
713 This was when it was discovered women matured earlier then men 1.4815 0.05934 135 85 35 15
714 And our specials are carved in the wall behind me. 1.4815 0.05648 135 82 41 12
715 Are you new here? 1.4808 0.06829 104 66 26 12
716 I guess women really do mature faster than men. 1.4806 0.05623 129 77 42 10
717 Call me old-fashioned but I'm leaving you for a simpler life. 1.4806 0.06138 129 82 32 15
718 Of all the prehistoric coffee shops in the world, she walks into mine 1.4804 0.06929 102 65 25 12
719 I need it staged for Archaeological Digest. 1.4803 0.06309 127 82 29 16
720 Your panini will be ready as soon as we invent fire. 1.4800 0.06075 125 78 34 13
721 Milk? Sure, we’ve got soy, almond, oat, and mammoth. 1.4800 0.06385 125 81 28 16
722 One of us is going to have to change. 1.4797 0.05813 123 74 39 10
723 Pandemic year 100 1.4797 0.06038 123 76 35 12
724 Welcome to the Man Cavé. 1.4795 0.05686 146 92 38 16
725 But your profile said you had traditional values. 1.4793 0.06439 121 78 28 15
726 The special today is a grilled mammoth panini. 1.4792 0.05304 144 86 47 11
727 I caved and went to IKEA. 1.4783 0.06576 115 74 27 14
728 I know this pandemic has been rough, but aren’t you taking this ‘man cave’ idea a little too far? 1.4783 0.05560 138 84 42 12
729 It's a concept; I call it civilization; might go over big. 1.4779 0.05420 136 83 42 11
730 This could be the end of an era. 1.4779 0.06422 113 71 30 12
731 Well, when your tinder bio said - I like it simple, I definitely didn't expect this. 1.4779 0.06298 113 70 32 11
732 It’s about time I tell you something. It’s about time. 1.4779 0.06171 113 69 34 10
733 It’s not “Cave Man”, Karen, it’s “Cave Person”. And it’s not as if I dragged you here by your hair. 1.4779 0.06663 113 73 26 14
734 yes, maam, would you like that rare, raw, or live? 1.4775 0.06380 111 69 31 11
735 The coffee is coffee. I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.4773 0.05738 132 81 39 12
736 Sorry, your burger's gonna take awhile. We haven't discovered fire yet." 1.4773 0.05636 132 80 41 11
737 How long was I gone? 1.4771 0.06847 109 71 24 14
738 I took your "wheel" idea, and ran with it. 1.4769 0.05374 130 76 46 8
739 You need to give me back my pants. 1.4766 0.06072 128 81 33 14
740 It is isn't fancy, but they do let me paint the walls. 1.4766 0.06072 128 81 33 14
741 Wow, that paleo diet really worked! 1.4758 0.05427 124 86 25 13
742 The office is going in-person on Monday. I will do the suit and tie, but am keeping the COVID beard. 1.4758 0.06525 124 82 25 17
743 You built a time machine to go on a date with me and you only brought one chair? 1.4754 0.06398 122 79 28 15
744 I told you, honey. Amazon delivers anywhere! 1.4754 0.06398 122 79 28 15
745 I don’t know; ever since you dragged me back here, I’ve been thinking of ways to improve the cave. 1.4754 0.06072 122 76 34 12
746 Do you think I should go hunting looking like this? 1.4752 0.06689 101 63 28 10
747 No sugar, sorry: it's a Paleo Cafe. 1.4752 0.05566 141 87 41 13
748 So, you're working from the future again today? 1.4750 0.05913 120 73 37 10
749 This is not what I thought you meant by “let’s get back to basics”. 1.4746 0.06103 118 73 34 11
750 I don't know how else to explain to you what a "man-cave" is. 1.4745 0.05959 137 88 33 16
751 I'm sorry but you're too early for espresso. 1.4741 0.06178 116 72 33 11
752 I was told if I want authentic paleo, then this is the place to come. 1.4741 0.06025 135 87 32 16
753 Are you an established cave artist? We don’t want our mural to be too Neolithic 1.4737 0.06618 114 74 26 14
754 Sorry for the hold up on the bear claw. We’ve had to send out for another bear. 1.4729 0.05832 129 80 37 12
755 That’s my spot 1.4729 0.05727 129 82 35 12
756 I think you’ve taken this whole Marie Kondo thing way too far… 1.4727 0.06420 110 69 30 11
757 I was wondering if I could drag you out for a bite later. 1.4727 0.06289 110 68 32 10
758 Evolutionarily-distanced. 1.4726 0.05766 146 94 35 17
759 When you said you wanted to live the Paleo lifestyle, I'm not quite sure this is what I had in mind. 1.4724 0.05897 127 79 36 12
760 In today’s training, we’ll go over how to sharpen rocks. 1.4722 0.06234 108 66 33 9
761 I think I've gone too minimalist. 1.4720 0.05856 125 77 37 11
762 I think we might be growing apart 1.4717 0.06730 106 68 26 12
763 Yes dear, I do notice a change since you started the paleo diet. 1.4706 0.05711 136 85 38 13
764 Excuse me, do you have a reservation? 1.4706 0.05702 119 71 40 8
765 What are pants? 1.4701 0.05894 117 71 37 9
766 I feel like you’re moving faster than I am. 1.4698 0.05679 149 96 36 17
767 I don't think you're embracing your roots as much as I am. 1.4696 0.06573 115 75 26 14
768 I’m tired of feeling like we’re living under a rock, Ronald. 1.4696 0.06091 115 71 34 10
769 I think you’ve been listening to too many minimalism podcasts. 1.4690 0.06541 113 73 27 13
770 Your wheel is double parked. 1.4688 0.06170 128 83 30 15
771 Damn-it Melanie, the diet doesn't work unless you're all-in 1.4685 0.06021 143 95 29 19
772 No it’s I wear the trousers and YOU wear the dress. 1.4683 0.05599 126 76 41 9
773 I need a man who wants to do more than just hunt and gather. 1.4676 0.05432 139 85 43 11
774 Would you mind shaving your legs? 1.4673 0.06941 107 71 22 14
775 Ok. Agreed. This room is no longer just a man cave. 1.4672 0.05956 122 76 35 11
776 I need to start adding an age limit to my profile. 1.4672 0.06603 122 82 23 17
777 I think it's time I went off the paleo diet. 1.4672 0.05866 137 88 34 15
778 I can warm up your coffee as soon as I invent fire. 1.4667 0.05835 135 86 35 14
779 The Dawn of IKEA 1.4667 0.06255 120 77 30 13
780 It's not a mask, it's a beard! 1.4667 0.06776 105 68 25 12
781 I think you are taking this paleo diet too seriously 1.4667 0.06366 120 80 25 15
782 I think we're going to have to choose just one era and stick with it. 1.4661 0.06557 118 78 25 15
783 Oh, great. Now I have to put my mask on... 1.4661 0.06333 118 76 29 13
784 Yeah, well, you don't look like your petroglyph either. 1.4660 0.06873 103 67 24 12
785 Paleo? That's soooo yesteryear. 1.4660 0.07010 103 68 22 13
786 I still don't think I lost the election. 1.4660 0.06733 103 66 26 11
787 I'm waiting for you to catch-up with my evolution. 1.4658 0.05426 146 91 42 13
788 You said you wanted to go clubbing 1.4656 0.06438 131 89 23 19
789 I love the open concept design, but how are the schools? 1.4655 0.05927 116 71 36 9
790 I liked the one with sleeves better. 1.4655 0.06295 116 74 30 12
791 We asked asked our scientists to calculate just how far back in time we'd have to travel to alter the levels of toxic masculinity in our society today... so here I am. 1.4655 0.06052 116 72 34 10
792 I must've overslept. 1.4651 0.05931 129 82 34 13
793 I just feel like you've outgrown me. 1.4651 0.05931 129 82 34 13
794 It's not me, it's you. 1.4649 0.06614 114 75 25 14
795 We went for mid-century modern. Just not this century. 1.4643 0.05939 112 68 36 8
796 I found your secret cave drawings of her 1.4643 0.06459 112 72 28 12
797 They said girls develop sooner than boys... 1.4639 0.06884 97 62 25 10
798 I tried to tell you—at first it’s just the mug, but soon you’ll be craving lamps, flooring, accent pillows—you’re in way too deep. 1.4639 0.06564 97 60 29 8
799 It’s later than I thought. 1.4636 0.06795 110 73 23 14
800 I'm thinking of painting the cave. 1.4636 0.06150 110 68 33 9
801 Oh, the lamp is just for ambience. We’re waiting for someone to invent the light switch. 1.4636 0.06416 110 70 29 11
802 I think it's time we look into buying a second chair. 1.4636 0.06416 110 70 29 11
803 Would you like your meat raw or dead? 1.4636 0.06671 110 72 25 13
804 What do you mean the pandemic is still going? I’ve been in here for ages! 1.4630 0.06502 108 69 28 11
805 How long have I been sleeping? 1.4628 0.06325 121 79 28 14
806 I'm from the future. Pull up a chair. 1.4627 0.05769 134 85 36 13
807 Today our coffee is stone-ground. 1.4624 0.06932 93 59 25 9
808 The WiFi is down 1.4624 0.06762 93 58 27 8
809 You had me at grunt. 1.4623 0.06453 106 67 29 10
810 Read the paintings on the wall, Agnes. It’s over between us. 1.4622 0.06404 119 78 27 14
811 Hello, I will be your caveman this evening. 1.4622 0.06622 119 80 23 16
812 Honey, you need to get the vaccine and start getting out. 1.4621 0.05930 132 85 33 14
813 Ok, but are you vaccinated? 1.4621 0.05732 132 83 37 12
814 Oh, and no wifi. 1.4615 0.06542 104 66 28 10
815 So, that's what you meant by "minimalist". 1.4615 0.06686 91 56 28 7
816 I just don't feel ready to go back to pre-covid dating. 1.4615 0.06254 117 75 30 12
817 I'm waiting for herd immunity. 1.4615 0.06250 104 64 32 8
818 ‘I knew we were on a slippery slope when you asked me to join you on that Palaeolithic diet.’ 1.4609 0.06166 128 84 29 15
819 Im sorry, I just feel like this relationship isn’t evolving anymore 1.4609 0.05753 128 80 37 11
820 I think you're taking this whole Paleo thing a bit too far. 1.4609 0.06087 115 72 33 10
821 I'll have the Mastodon Tartare. 1.4609 0.06087 115 72 33 10
822 Steve, we need to talk. Your man cave is taking over the whole house 1.4609 0.06333 115 74 29 12
823 It's not the racial thing. It's the no deodorant, no sense of style, and grunting's not really conversation thing. 1.4605 0.05434 152 97 40 15
824 Honey,we've taken this "off-the-grid" thing too far... 1.4603 0.06032 126 81 32 13
825 Is this the bathroom too? 1.4603 0.05707 126 78 38 10
826 For a proper feng shui I can help you replace everything with rocks. 1.4602 0.06536 113 74 26 13
827 My cave. My rules. 1.4602 0.06163 113 71 32 10
828 Sooo... lets talk about your man-cave! 1.4602 0.06033 113 70 34 9
829 Or animal depictions might be nice. 1.4597 0.06102 124 80 31 13
830 I don't know. We could try painting. 1.4595 0.06242 111 70 31 10
831 Is it locally grown? 1.4595 0.06109 111 69 33 9
832 I thought we agreed that all our furniture would be pre-Paleozoic. 1.4595 0.06746 111 74 23 14
833 I feel like I don’t know you anymore. 1.4595 0.06371 111 71 29 11
834 I'm going for mid-mesozoic modern. 1.4583 0.06138 120 77 31 12
835 You should come to my cave and see my drawings. 1.4583 0.06471 120 80 25 15
836 I know. It would be perfect if we had a door. 1.4583 0.06022 120 76 33 11
837 Sorry, you're not my era. 1.4583 0.06773 96 61 26 9
838 Are you SURE a cave door wouldn’t spark joy? 1.4583 0.07392 96 65 18 13
839 Are you almost done with that table? 1.4583 0.07089 96 63 22 11
840 By starting over, I meant our journey, not mankind's. 1.4579 0.05980 107 65 35 7
841 The carbon-dating app! 1.4579 0.06407 107 68 29 10
842 So, rent is $4000 a month. I charge extra if you want a door. 1.4579 0.06126 107 66 33 8
843 Let’s just take it one century at a time. 1.4571 0.05856 140 92 32 16
844 Honey, you're not understanding the concept of 'man cave.' 1.4571 0.05587 140 89 38 13
845 Hey, I’ve got one: how many cavemen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1.4571 0.06634 105 68 26 11
846 Paleo diet was one thing, but this has gone too far, John 1.4571 0.06771 105 69 24 12
847 I totally get the merits of Mid-Cenozoic Modern, it's just not me. 1.4569 0.06047 116 73 33 10
848 I'm just more comfortable in a dress. Is that a problem? 1.4567 0.06200 127 84 28 15
849 Oh, just a few weeks. How long have YOU been on the paleo diet? 1.4565 0.06810 92 58 26 8
850 You invented fire today? I’m so proud of you. 1.4563 0.06439 103 65 29 9
851 We need to talk about your man cave 1.4561 0.06122 114 72 32 10
852 I think our age difference is coming between us. 1.4561 0.06610 114 76 24 14
853 So you have your man cave…….this is my cafe cave. 1.4560 0.06065 125 81 31 13
854 I get that I slept through an entire pandemic...but why am I wearing a dress? 1.4560 0.06170 125 82 29 14
855 You've got to understand, Throk, people change. 1.4559 0.05799 136 88 34 14
856 Just exactly how fresh is it? 1.4554 0.06969 101 67 22 12
857 I am so tired of the same place, can we go somewhere that’s not Paleo? 1.4554 0.06199 112 71 31 10
858 Hi, I’m Ugg. I’ll be your hunter gatherer today. 1.4554 0.06199 112 71 31 10
859 No, you're the anachronism. 1.4553 0.06027 123 79 32 12
860 I think you are taking this back to basics a little too far. 1.4552 0.05362 134 82 43 9
861 Welcome to Brooklyn’s first Paleo-only diner. May I take your order? 1.4545 0.06279 110 70 30 10
862 That table looks modern. 1.4545 0.05500 110 75 26 9
863 This was supposed to be my man cave. 1.4545 0.06539 110 72 26 12
864 We don't need a lamp there's a light at the end of the tunnel 1.4545 0.07218 99 67 19 13
865 I want to redecorate. 1.4545 0.06539 110 72 26 12
866 Me? I'm Java Man. 1.4545 0.06008 110 68 34 8
867 Would it kill you to hunt and gather for some almond milk? 1.4545 0.06926 99 65 23 11
868 Yeah, well, that's gentrification for you. 1.4545 0.05867 110 67 36 7
869 Remember when that nutritionist said some people have unexpected side effects after going on the paleo diet? 1.4545 0.06926 99 65 23 11
870 Just get the vaccine, Gary. 1.4545 0.06539 110 72 26 12
871 You look different than your cave painting. 1.4538 0.05790 130 83 35 12
872 I think our relationship needs to evolve. 1.4538 0.06172 119 77 30 12
873 When you said you wanted a man cave, I didn’t think you meant literally. 1.4528 0.06585 106 69 26 11
874 I know it’s not much, I just moved out of my moms place. 1.4528 0.06015 106 65 34 7
875 I love living in the past. 1.4528 0.06585 106 69 26 11
876 The future is that bad, huh? 1.4528 0.06447 106 68 28 10
877 I used an older dating app. 1.4526 0.07141 95 63 21 11
878 You waited. 1.4522 0.05955 115 72 34 9
879 Our specials tonight are mastodon and some kind of root. 1.4522 0.06206 115 74 30 11
880 Aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves? 1.4519 0.05922 135 91 28 16
881 Next time don't lie about the etchings. 1.4516 0.06754 93 59 26 8
882 Sorry for the wait, the doctor will see you now 1.4516 0.05879 124 79 34 11
883 That's not what I meant when I said we should try to start over. 1.4516 0.06514 124 85 22 17
884 Where do you see yourself in 2 million years? 1.4513 0.06531 113 75 25 13
885 Give me another shot, Susan. I promise I’ll change. I’ll evolve. 1.4513 0.05760 113 69 37 7
886 I told you dress casual but not primitive. 1.4510 0.06014 102 62 34 6
887 As soon as they invent fire, I'm having this hot. 1.4508 0.06279 122 81 27 14
888 Oh Margery, we moved out here to get *away* from Ikea 1.4505 0.06493 91 56 29 6
889 I'm just saying, recessed lighting might be a better choice considering the flow of this room. 1.4504 0.05857 131 85 33 13
890 I guess I feel that all of it is moving too fast. 1.4500 0.06132 120 78 30 12
891 Mom, could you do me a solid and put a coaster under your cup? 1.4500 0.07017 100 67 21 12
892 Honestly, Ted, the wheel is impressive but look, Fred just brought me a mastodon milk latte. 1.4500 0.06245 120 79 28 13
893 Can I interest you in gathering some berries for dessert? 1.4500 0.05532 120 73 40 7
894 The fellas are complaining again about you filling their wives' heads full of nonsense 1.4496 0.06124 129 86 28 15
895 Our restaurant just received its third Fauci star for indoor dining. 1.4495 0.06450 109 71 27 11
896 Tinder said you were 25. 1.4495 0.06181 109 69 31 9
897 I’m tired of living under a rock. I’m vaccinated and caffeinated and heading to the airport where I can see people hugging again. 1.4492 0.05969 118 75 33 10
898 When you said it wouldn't work until we had electricity, I took that as a metaphor. 1.4492 0.05722 118 73 37 8
899 I appreciate minimalism Roger but you may have taken it a bit too far. 1.4492 0.06089 118 76 31 11
900 I'm sorry John but I need to move on...you're just too stuck in the past. 1.4490 0.07124 98 68 17 13
901 What do you mean you can’t change a lightbulb?! 1.4490 0.06666 98 63 26 9
902 I think I fit your profile Molly, but can you skin and roast a large Woolly Mammoth in less than 2 hours? 1.4488 0.05557 127 81 36 10
903 Fire? We have that. Are there any other skills you have to offer? 1.4486 0.05824 107 65 36 6
904 It feels like ages since we started working remotely... 1.4486 0.06537 107 70 26 11
905 Welcome back to the office 1.4483 0.06285 116 76 28 12
906 When did you go to IKEA? 1.4483 0.06041 116 74 32 10
907 Either way, it’s sill cultural appropriation 1.4479 0.06765 96 62 25 9
908 Jeff, I know you’re trying to help but why glue my Martini to the ceiling?? 1.4479 0.07235 96 65 19 12
909 I always knew, Alice, eventually you would have to come crawling back from your failed technological, consumeristic society. 1.4476 0.06199 105 66 31 8
910 We need to talk, grab a stone. 1.4476 0.05818 105 68 29 8
911 So one of the guys said to me, "Trog, your wife is a very modern woman," and I said, "You have no idea how true that is." 1.4474 0.06365 114 75 27 12
912 I know you’re into Scandinavian design now but this feels stark, even for you, Ted. 1.4474 0.05857 114 71 35 8
913 When they said it takes you back in time...this isn’t what I pictured 1.4472 0.05796 123 78 35 10
914 You're in my spot. 1.4472 0.06131 123 81 29 13
915 Architectural Digest is coming over for a photo shoot. 1.4468 0.06868 94 61 24 9
916 You're telling me Trump is no longer president and the pandemic is almost over, maybe it's time to rethink my "off the grid" thing. 1.4464 0.06321 112 73 28 11
917 I know air bnb’s aren’t offering much during the pandemic, but this is ridiculous. 1.4463 0.06205 121 80 28 13
918 A table AND a chair? Oh great!. I married a horder! 1.4458 0.06911 83 52 25 6
919 Oh, maybe a nice 432,000 BC Cavernet. 1.4455 0.06671 101 66 25 10
920 I was all for going off the grid but not this far off 1.4455 0.06671 101 66 25 10
921 You do Paleo your way, I'll do it mine. 1.4455 0.06783 110 75 21 14
922 I gather that you're not from around here. 1.4455 0.06272 110 71 29 10
923 You're new here, right? 1.4444 0.06725 90 57 26 7
924 You might think about shaving now that we can go out again. 1.4444 0.06751 108 73 22 13
925 This relationship is moving too fast for me 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
926 Well, I wanted to go ‘off the grid,’ but this is a little much 1.4444 0.06908 90 58 24 8
927 I travelled back in time too far. I just wanted to be ten years younger. 1.4444 0.07003 108 75 18 15
928 I TOLD you, Helga, I deplore mid Stone Age modern! 1.4435 0.06092 124 82 29 13
929 I prefer mid-first century modern. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
930 Yeah, well, I'm not like those other men who are only interested in clubbing. 1.4435 0.05948 115 73 33 9
931 Honestly, it's not much of a Man Cave, is it? 1.4435 0.05686 115 71 37 7
932 You need to stop dwelling on the past. 1.4434 0.06007 106 66 33 7
933 Pull up your rock, Steve, we need to talk. 1.4434 0.06578 106 70 25 11
934 You call it a cave. I call it an artisanal bunker. 1.4434 0.06440 106 69 27 10
935 Indoor dining isn't how I remembered it. 1.4434 0.06155 106 67 31 8
936 I thought we agreed to discuss any large not-yet-invented purchases 1.4433 0.06212 97 63 27 7
937 I expanded my app distance range to Paleolithic. 1.4426 0.05340 122 74 42 6
938 Madam, I’m afraid we cannot kill a mammoth for just one customer. 1.4426 0.05826 122 78 34 10
939 I think I went too far off the grid. 1.4425 0.06278 113 74 28 11
940 Can you see a difference since I've been on this Paleo diet? 1.4425 0.06151 113 73 30 10
941 I'm sorry, we've been out of that for six thousand years. 1.4425 0.06878 113 79 18 16
942 And would you like that charred, burned, or crispy? 1.4425 0.06278 113 74 28 11
943 I got squatter's rights while you were frozen. 1.4423 0.06384 104 67 28 9
944 Thank you for purchasing Ancestry.com's new Virtual Relative's DNA Kit. My name is Thog, and I'm your 70x1,1000,000 grandfather! 1.4423 0.06384 104 67 28 9
945 I’m sorry, but this relationship is evolving too fast for me. 1.4421 0.06119 95 58 32 5
946 My mancave doesn't have one, you'll have to use the tree outside 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
947 The Republicans are in the other cave. 1.4419 0.07864 86 60 14 12
948 Yep. People got scared away and business died. It turns out Cave Inn was a bad name choice. 1.4412 0.06005 102 63 33 6
949 I feel like we're drifting apart. 1.4412 0.06164 102 64 31 7
950 Before I have my coffee I'm an absolute Neanderthal. 1.4412 0.07046 102 70 19 13
951 Do you have experience painting on cave walls? 1.4412 0.06320 102 65 29 8
952 So you’re leaving me because he has stalagmites in his cave? 1.4412 0.07183 102 71 17 14
953 Sorry, we only have cold brew until we invent fire. 1.4404 0.05892 109 68 34 7
954 Is that my "world's best caveman" cup? 1.4404 0.05892 109 68 34 7
955 I like the open concept. 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
956 I think it’s time that our relationship evolved. 1.4400 0.05611 125 79 37 9
957 As soon as Ug discovers fire, I'll heat that up for you. 1.4400 0.06563 100 65 26 9
958 We're fresh out of 2% mammoth milk. Is skim ok? 1.4400 0.06864 100 67 22 11
959 Excuse me, what's the Wi-Fi password here? 1.4397 0.06278 116 77 27 12
960 Would you like more pre-pre Columbian? 1.4396 0.06291 91 56 30 5
961 Now that we live in a cave, I figured I would dress accordingly. 1.4393 0.06254 107 69 29 9
962 When the man cave becomes a she shed... 1.4393 0.05504 107 64 39 4
963 I can compromise on pants, but shoddy Scandinavian decor is where I draw the line. 1.4393 0.06393 107 70 27 10
964 Tripadvisor was right, this is very rustic 1.4393 0.06529 107 71 25 11
965 I've thought it over, and I am NOT doing a whole season of this as reality TV. 1.4393 0.06529 107 71 25 11
966 I’m thinking you don’t fully understand the meaning of a man cave. 1.4388 0.05414 139 89 39 11
967 Ditch the paleo,keep the cannoli. 1.4388 0.06498 98 63 27 8
968 What do you mean, you're "moving on without me"? 1.4388 0.06498 98 63 27 8
969 Honey. I think you’ve taken the ‘man cave’ thing a little too far. 1.4388 0.07262 98 68 17 13
970 What's that thing hanging from the ceiling and, more importantly, who are you? 1.4382 0.07138 89 59 21 9
971 I'm sorry. I used to think we'd just naturally evolve together. 1.4381 0.06891 105 72 20 13
972 So, you're telling me the light isn't just at the end of the tunnel? 1.4381 0.06480 105 74 18 13
973 We need to talk about your drawing on the walls.. 1.4381 0.07022 105 73 18 14
974 My cave paintings? Oh, no, honey. That was just a Zoom background. 1.4380 0.05972 121 79 31 11
975 I'm sorry but we won't be open until 7 am, 40,000 years from now. 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
976 This place just needed some ambiance. And better lighting, which I'll explain in a minute. 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
977 How did you heat up the tea? 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
978 Today you want coffee. Tomorrow you'll want a rock on your finger. 1.4375 0.06916 96 64 22 10
979 Do you think I've taken the Paleo diet a little too far? 1.4375 0.06250 96 62 27 7
980 Our special today is two dodo eggs over easy. 1.4375 0.06423 96 61 28 7
981 I thought we agreed to go Paleo together. 1.4375 0.06592 96 62 26 8
982 It's been ages since I've seen you. 1.4369 0.06713 103 69 23 11
983 Rumor has it the neighbors are smelting. 1.4368 0.07070 87 57 22 8
984 Sorry, these are the only clothes that fit me anymore 1.4364 0.06062 110 73 27 10
985 I just worry our Age gap is becoming a problem. 1.4359 0.06580 117 81 21 15
986 Was that the latte with mammoth milk or the vegan soymilk version? 1.4359 0.05870 117 75 33 9
987 I've told you a million times, I'm just more fully evolved than you are. 1.4356 0.06662 101 67 24 10
988 So THIS is your man cave 1.4356 0.06662 101 67 24 10
989 I call it a ‘Time Share’ 1.4356 0.06662 101 67 24 10
990 Does this pelt make me look fat? 1.4355 0.05866 124 81 32 11
991 You need to stop trading with the IKEANs. And I want my wheel back. 1.4353 0.06991 85 55 23 7
992 Hi, I'm Ugh. Are you Elizabeth? 1.4353 0.07381 85 57 19 9
993 Whaddaya mean, we're taking this self quarantining thing too far? 1.4348 0.06791 92 60 24 8
994 It’s called mid-epoch modern. 1.4348 0.06791 92 60 24 8
995 You really need to stop living in the past. 1.4348 0.06314 115 77 26 12
996 Your paleo sandwich will be ready as soon as the microwave is invented. 1.4348 0.06047 92 56 32 4
997 Should we list it as a hole-in-the-wall single-family featuring rock-solid walls and uninterrupted views of nature? 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
998 The pandemic forced us to scale back a bit. 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
999 Yes. This is the reason I'm taking the kids. 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
1000 Grog,your boss called. You return to the office next week. 1.4341 0.05595 129 83 36 10
1001 As the architect I can assure you it has a timeless beauty. 1.4340 0.05530 106 64 38 4
1002 I feel the relationship needs to evolve 1.4340 0.06838 106 73 20 13
1003 This palaeolithic themed Airbnb is quite authentic 1.4340 0.05998 106 67 32 7
1004 It’s not a man cave; it’s just a cave. 1.4336 0.06143 113 74 29 10
1005 I just needed to take a quick break in a place my kids would never look for me. I won’t be long. 1.4336 0.06517 113 77 23 13
1006 Actually it’s my favorite underground coffee shop, too. 1.4336 0.06270 113 75 27 11
1007 The market is right. I say we sell and move to the city. 1.4333 0.05886 120 78 32 10
1008 You looked different on Facebook. 1.4333 0.06003 120 79 30 11
1009 The staging should get us a lot more for the place. 1.4333 0.06232 120 81 26 13
1010 The timing's just not right. 1.4330 0.06539 97 63 26 8
1011 I love you, Oog, but there's this thing called 'evolution.' 1.4327 0.06375 104 68 27 9
1012 Covid's over, I'm ready to go back out there... 1.4327 0.06375 104 68 27 9
1013 Airbnb's are really popping up everywhere. 1.4327 0.06519 104 69 25 10
1014 I get it... you're a modern woman! 1.4324 0.06478 111 75 24 12
1015 I’ll be your server today, my name is Garg. 1.4324 0.05669 111 75 28 8
1016 Hi, Doug. Thanks for coming down to HR. What a year, right?! But listen, we should probably discuss some things... 1.4324 0.06220 111 73 28 10
1017 Of course we have a paleo menu. What are we? Neanderthals? 1.4318 0.07191 88 59 20 9
1018 Let’s face it honey, this is not a phase 1.4318 0.06624 88 56 26 6
1019 Sorry I've got no Americano since the continent not been explored yet. 1.4318 0.07546 88 61 16 11
1020 It’s rent-controlled. 1.4316 0.07278 95 66 17 12
1021 On the rocks, please. 1.4316 0.06634 95 62 25 8
1022 I'm sorry, I didn't know about your anti-fur stance. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
1023 I just feel like you’re not evolving at the same pace as our relationship anymore 1.4302 0.06727 86 55 25 6
1024 Greb, we’ve grown apart. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
1025 But I told you that I lived in a man cave. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
1026 I said we are incompatible temporally, not temporarily. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
1027 I like it, but it makes the rest of the cave feel a little drab. 1.4300 0.06854 100 68 21 11
1028 Today's special, like every other day, is mammoth. 1.4300 0.07000 100 69 19 12
1029 I really think we should have gotten a second chair. 1.4300 0.06073 100 66 27 7
1030 It's not hard to know which one of us is caving. 1.4299 0.06654 107 73 22 12
1031 Yes, our saber-tooth tiger is free range. 1.4299 0.06521 107 72 24 11
1032 Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe! My name is Glorg, I’ll be taking care of you today. Do we want to start with some Woolly Mammoth canapés perhaps? 1.4299 0.05247 107 74 26 7
1033 I'm sorry ma'am, we don't serve vegan here - only paleo. 1.4298 0.05773 114 77 27 10
1034 You're just calling me that because I don't get the cartoons. 1.4298 0.06471 114 78 23 13
1035 Sorry. No wi-fi available. If you want to see your messages, please check on the walls. 1.4286 0.06432 112 76 24 12
1036 It's time we talk about the man cave. 1.4286 0.06008 126 85 28 13
1037 You could have waited until I invented tools. 1.4286 0.07042 84 55 22 7
1038 Your first Anachronism.com date? 1.4286 0.06835 84 54 24 6
1039 How's the mastodon? 1.4286 0.06470 91 58 27 6
1040 They're predicting an Ice Age, so I'll take the Jeep. 1.4286 0.07013 91 61 21 9
1041 Honey, maybe trying to sleep away the entire pandemic wasn’t the best idea 1.4286 0.06837 91 60 23 8
1042 Diet, Mark. It’s just a diet. Enough, already. 1.4286 0.07013 91 61 21 9
1043 This is a she shed not a man cave. 1.4286 0.06747 105 72 21 12
1044 Hi, Chuck? You look just like your profile painting. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
1045 I just can't imagine a future without you. 1.4273 0.05983 110 73 28 9
1046 you’ve taken this paleo thing a little too far 1.4273 0.06387 110 74 25 11
1047 Ikea said the chairs have been on back order for 10,000 years. 1.4271 0.06580 96 63 25 8
1048 No, we are not getting WiFi. 1.4270 0.07126 89 60 20 9
1049 It's not a dress. 1.4270 0.06945 89 59 22 8
1050 When you said you’d emerge from your cave for a coffee, I thought you were joking 1.4268 0.06948 82 53 23 6
1051 So funny story about randomly pushing buttons on the remote…. 1.4259 0.06472 108 73 24 11
1052 Some things might have changed during the quarantine. 1.4259 0.06058 108 70 30 8
1053 Clearly, we've grown apart. 1.4257 0.06799 101 69 21 11
1054 I’ve redefined our relationship. We are now hunter chatterers. 1.4257 0.06652 101 68 23 10
1055 I love this hole in the wall, but I wish they would heat up their coffee 1.4257 0.06027 101 64 31 6
1056 This outfit doesn't date me does it? 1.4257 0.06502 101 67 25 9
1057 I wish you would get into the spirit of this vacation. 1.4255 0.06677 94 62 24 8
1058 Welcome to the Caveman Glamping Experience; I'll be the neanderthal serving you. 1.4255 0.06326 94 60 28 6
1059 2020 is over. You can come out now. 1.4255 0.06677 94 62 24 8
1060 I don't think I can go back to the hunter-gatherer thing when this pandemic is over. 1.4248 0.06261 113 76 26 11
1061 (Here we go again: He'll say "rock." I'll say "paper." I'll get to stay in the chair.) 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
1062 I warned you that the Uldovai special is Leakey. 1.4245 0.06422 106 71 25 10
1063 A clap-activated light in a cave. We probably should've slept on that one. 1.4245 0.06280 106 70 27 9
1064 What's a spelunker? 1.4242 0.06748 99 67 22 10
1065 Eve, if this is the future I want none of it! 1.4242 0.06436 99 65 26 8
1066 I haven't changed, I was a troglodyte when we met. 1.4242 0.06273 99 64 28 7
1067 I'm worried you're taking the Paleo Diet a little too seriously. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
1068 Ikea's now delivering 1.4239 0.07122 92 63 19 10
1069 Well, you know they say women mature faster 1.4239 0.06778 92 61 23 8
1070 What’s a door?” 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
1071 OK, I'm done with Paleo. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
1072 So, who's Lucy? 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
1073 What are you doing here, Jane? I thought you said you wanted someone more “civilized”? 1.4231 0.06064 104 67 30 7
1074 I just don't feel that our relationship is evolving. 1.4227 0.06689 97 65 23 9
1075 Honey,have you seen my good club? 1.4227 0.06360 97 63 27 7
1076 It’s called Evolution Blend. Why do you ask 1.4227 0.06013 97 61 31 5
1077 Are you into older guys? 1.4227 0.07003 97 67 19 11
1078 This coffee is cold. Haven't you invented fire yet? 1.4222 0.06511 90 58 26 6
1079 Could you at least try to keep up? 1.4222 0.06511 90 58 26 6
1080 I'd like to start wearing the pants in this cave. 1.4222 0.06700 90 59 24 7
1081 Go hunt our dinner while I gather my thoughts. 1.4222 0.06700 90 59 24 7
1082 We stone grind all our coffee in house. 1.4222 0.06700 90 59 24 7
1083 I lied about my epoch 1.4220 0.06291 109 73 26 10
1084 Erica? I'm Zog. You look just like your cave painting. 1.4220 0.05872 109 70 32 7
1085 It turns out we’re out of vegan mastodon. 1.4220 0.04752 109 78 26 5
1086 Do I need to remind you who wears the pants in this relationship? 1.4220 0.06291 109 75 23 11
1087 We can still be ancestors. 1.4216 0.06600 102 69 23 10
1088 It just been two weeks John 1.4215 0.06183 121 83 25 13
1089 Four cubits, Jill! Any closer, and we’ll be quarantined for two more weeks! 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
1090 Not the hipster you were expecting? Well, let me tell you a thing or two about cultural appropriation 1.4211 0.05416 114 71 38 5
1091 No, Senator, the cave drawings aren’t proof of election fraud. 1.4211 0.07554 76 51 18 7
1092 What kind of Neanderthal uses non-dairy creamer? 1.4205 0.06609 88 57 25 6
1093 It'll be another 100 years to build the second IKEA chair 1.4205 0.07704 88 63 13 12
1094 When I said my place "Rocks", I really meant it! 1.4205 0.06804 88 58 23 7
1095 Do you know the Wifi password? 1.4202 0.06258 119 82 24 13
1096 Just because we live in a cave doesn’t mean you have to dress that way 1.4200 0.06541 100 67 24 9
1097 You know what your problem is? I'll tell you. You are just too primitive. 1.4200 0.06843 100 69 20 11
1098 Have you been living under a rock? This is the best cavé in the area. 1.4196 0.06296 112 76 25 11
1099 Sorry…indoor dining limited to 50% capacity. 1.4196 0.05762 112 72 33 7
1100 I don't care what you're wearing. I wear the pants in this family! 1.4196 0.06167 112 75 27 10
1101 Nope. Sorry, I literally have no idea what sprouted grain vegan bagel means. 1.4196 0.06296 112 76 25 11
1102 I see who wears the pants in this family. 1.4194 0.06177 93 59 29 5
1103 I just learned how to stand upright 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
1104 I’m thinking of putting another rock over there to spruce the place up. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
1105 So, I think I discovered something which could be the solution to your 'cold tea' problem. 1.4190 0.06872 105 74 18 13
1106 You were gone hunting for a very, very, very long time. 1.4190 0.06169 105 69 28 8
1107 How long have I been asleep? 1.4190 0.05865 105 67 32 6
1108 Yeah. Prehistoric minimalism simplified my life. 1.4190 0.06600 105 72 22 11
1109 Would you like the Paleolithic breakfast or lunch menu? 1.4188 0.05725 117 76 33 8
1110 I'm sorry. The fire's gone out of our relationship. 1.4186 0.06505 86 55 26 5
1111 Does this make me look fat? 1.4184 0.06635 98 66 23 9
1112 There is no one else, Eve; why won't you believe me. 1.4184 0.06792 98 67 21 10
1113 Anyone who doesn’t offer oat milk is a Neanderthal. 1.4184 0.06141 98 63 29 6
1114 Well, this little game was fun for a year but I'm vaccinated and I'm outa' here. 1.4184 0.06474 98 65 25 8
1115 Your neon sign mentioned a club sandwich? 1.4184 0.06474 98 65 25 8
1116 Wow I love what you've done with the place 1.4184 0.06792 98 67 21 10
1117 I'm calling it my man cave. 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
1118 We also have vegan options. 1.4182 0.05972 110 72 30 8
1119 I think we should start seeing other subspecies. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
1120 Our divorce settlement wasn’t perfect, but thanks for leaving me the man cave. 1.4176 0.06642 91 60 24 7
1121 To submit your caption, painstakingly carve it into the wall behind me. And don’t forget the hashtag 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
1122 The catch of the day? Wooly mammoth, ma’am. 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
1123 Honey this man cave thing went to far 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
1124 We’ve been together for 5 years and you’re still calling it your man cave! 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
1125 Where do I see myself in five years? No one lives past thirty, so the answer is dead. 1.4167 0.07050 96 67 18 11
1126 Yes, all of our megafauna are from tar pit to table. 1.4167 0.07227 84 57 19 8
1127 In my defense, the neighbors still live in trees and crawl around on all fours. 1.4167 0.07597 72 48 18 6
1128 When you said “Man Cave”, I thought you meant the garage 1.4167 0.05975 108 73 26 9
1129 Your Pleistocene or mine? 1.4167 0.07050 96 67 18 11
1130 You were gone so long, I evolved. 1.4167 0.07423 84 58 17 9
1131 What do you mean "dress"? 1.4167 0.06893 96 66 20 10
1132 I'd like to speak to the Cave-Manager 1.4167 0.07204 96 68 16 12
1133 They said I could work remote 1.4167 0.07026 84 56 21 7
1134 How old is your coffee? 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
1135 You made fire. I ordered IKEA. 1.4157 0.07463 89 63 15 11
1136 Where does the electricity come from? 1.4157 0.06744 89 59 23 7
1137 We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty” @newyorkercartoon 1.4157 0.07632 89 64 13 12
1138 It's been ages! 1.4156 0.07243 77 51 20 6
1139 Now, do you see why I can’t stop acting like one ? 1.4151 0.06269 106 71 26 9
1140 Just don’t try to change me. 1.4151 0.05823 106 68 32 6
1141 It’s a hunt-gather to table concept, actually.” 1.4149 0.06999 94 65 19 10
1142 We have to talk. Pull up a rock. 1.4149 0.06664 94 63 23 8
1143 It’s not you, it’s me. I’m just evolving past this relationship. 1.4149 0.06311 94 61 27 6
1144 I love an open floor plan 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
1145 Good evening ma'am, welcome to Cafe Cave.My name is Carl. The special this evening is whatever Zug can overpower and drag back. I'll be right back with a menu. 1.4138 0.07412 87 61 16 10
1146 Lockdown is over now Doug, we have to start going out again 1.4138 0.07042 87 59 20 8
1147 The hunter-gatherers will be back shortly with your niçoise 1.4138 0.07042 87 59 20 8
1148 I see you came early to get a good seat. 1.4135 0.06425 104 73 20 11
1149 You decide! I am not the one wearing pants in this here cave... 1.4135 0.05734 104 66 33 5
1150 No frappuccino . We have frappusaurus 1.4135 0.06051 104 68 29 7
1151 What do you mean we’ve grown apart? 1.4135 0.06051 104 68 29 7
1152 We have one table, one chair and one heat lamp so, yeah, this is outside dining. Technically. 1.4133 0.07848 75 52 15 8
1153 What? It’s electricity. 1.4130 0.06401 92 60 26 6
1154 I think you're taking this Paleo diet thing a little too far. 1.4130 0.07108 92 64 18 10
1155 How many times do I have to tell you coffee is discouraged on the Paleo Diet? 1.4130 0.06938 92 63 20 9
1156 I think we’ve evolved apart. 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
1157 Honey, you have taken this paleo diet thing way too far. 1.4128 0.06545 109 76 21 12
1158 It’s time you evolved 1.4124 0.06676 97 66 22 9
1159 What will you be having this evening? The woolly mammoth, or the shorn mammoth? We also have tonight’s special, babyback mammoth. All our meats are grown free range. 1.4124 0.06513 97 65 24 8
1160 So when you say that my behavior in the work place is 'neanderthal,' could you be more specific? 1.4124 0.06346 97 64 26 7
1161 I think it's more than the gender gap. 1.4124 0.05998 97 62 30 5
1162 Our special today is a woolly mammoth burger on a paleo bun with a swamp grass salad and our WiFi password is SaberCyber37 1.4124 0.06430 97 67 21 9
1163 Starbucks is the next cave over. 1.4118 0.06960 85 57 21 7
1164 sorry i just wanted to get off the grid for awhile 1.4118 0.05969 102 66 30 6
1165 You’re a Neanderthal, Rocco, admit it. 1.4118 0.06756 85 56 23 6
1166 I think you are moving too fast for me, Deborah. 1.4112 0.06078 107 71 28 8
1167 Okay, I'll take the Paleo Special, if that's your only choice. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
1168 Welcome to the year 2026! 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
1169 At night, the cafe closes and the cannibal bar opens, so stick around for happy hour or run while you still can. 1.4111 0.06495 90 61 22 7
1170 Have you tried the new plant-based brontosaurus yet? 1.4110 0.07763 73 50 16 7
1171 Do you ever feel like you've been living under a rock? 1.4105 0.06436 95 63 25 7
1172 I just invented it. I call it 'ambiance'. 1.4105 0.06608 95 64 23 8
1173 The world doesn’t evolve around you. 1.4105 0.07098 95 67 17 11
1174 Weird. You're sitting here with your cappuccino, stylish pendant lamp and oh-so-trendy foot coverings and we haven't even discovered fire yet. Who draws this stuff? 1.4105 0.06608 95 64 23 8
1175 Sure it looks rough, but the rent’s dirt-cheap and the overhead’s low. 1.4100 0.05522 100 67 27 6
1176 I'm guessing you're not going to get vaccinated, huh? 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
1177 The furniture really ties the cave together. 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
1178 Karen, I don't think I'm comfortable returning to the office just yet. 1.4096 0.07479 83 58 16 9
1179 I TOLD you to bring your own chair! 1.4096 0.07280 83 57 18 8
1180 We’re empty cavers, now what do we do? 1.4096 0.06865 83 55 22 6
1181 You scraped all the hieroglyphics? 1.4096 0.07479 83 58 16 9
1182 The caveman thing still doesn't do it for me. 1.4095 0.06304 105 71 25 9
1183 I’m Here to Help You Leave Plato’s Cave 1.4095 0.05530 105 66 35 4
1184 I agree John, the new table really ties the cave together. 1.4091 0.05960 110 73 29 8
1185 Things have to change 1.4087 0.06163 115 79 25 11
1186 You really think "below the knees" is the right length? 1.4086 0.06878 93 64 20 9
1187 Man, nice cave 1.4086 0.06348 93 61 26 6
1188 Thank you for attending immersive theater for one 1.4086 0.07046 93 65 18 10
1189 While you were foraging, I discovered coffee. 1.4085 0.07659 71 48 17 6
1190 That will work for a shirt, but they're still not going to serve you without shoes. 1.4082 0.06126 98 64 28 6
1191 Why can't you sit on a rock like everybody else? 1.4079 0.07298 76 51 19 6
1192 And you? Did your life change during the pandemic? 1.4079 0.07986 76 54 13 9
1193 Wow! When you said “Let’s get back to basics” you weren’t kidding! 1.4079 0.07053 76 50 21 5
1194 You sure you don't want to change your vote and reinstate Liz Cheney?" 1.4074 0.08198 81 60 9 12
1195 I just adore the retro ambience here! 1.4070 0.06486 86 56 25 5
1196 We need to talk about what you’ve been drawing on the walls. 1.4070 0.06694 86 57 23 6
1197 I think I might have lost you to this Paleo thing. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
1198 I feel like I've met you halfway with this whole caveman thing Ron. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
1199 Dwell here often? 1.4066 0.06439 91 60 25 6
1200 it’s time we had a conversation about your ‘man cave’ 1.4066 0.06048 91 66 17 8
1201 The agent said staging the space helps bring in offers. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
1202 I call it my man cave. 1.4062 0.06552 96 65 23 8
1203 I just think we're at different stages in life. 1.4062 0.06552 96 65 23 8
1204 Do you have WiFi? 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
1205 You've taken this Paleo thing way too far. 1.4062 0.06383 96 64 25 7
1206 Suffice to say that we're both between a rock and a hard place 1.4062 0.06879 96 67 19 10
1207 You don’t look like your parietal cave pics. 1.4059 0.05660 101 64 33 4
1208 Sorry. No latte. The mammoth died. 1.4059 0.06775 101 71 19 11
1209 Overhead lighting really changes everything. 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
1210 I know your Tinder profile said you were Paleo but.. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
1211 I love what you've done to your place! 1.4057 0.05652 106 73 25 8
1212 Rosenthal? . . . I thought you were Neanderthal? 1.4057 0.05962 106 70 29 7
1213 Yes, I'm the guy from neanderthal.com, what did you expect? 1.4052 0.05608 116 76 33 7
1214 What is IKEA? 1.4051 0.06865 79 52 22 5
1215 When I said I wanted to role play, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.4051 0.06865 79 52 22 5
1216 Your mother and I would like you to come home. This is no way for a young Cro Magnon woman to live! 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1217 I don’t usually put Homo Sapiens in my profile. 1.4048 0.07008 84 59 17 8
1218 Before opening this place, I was head chef at Lascaux. 1.4048 0.07406 84 59 16 9
1219 There’s no easy way to say this, but I think we should see other people. 1.4045 0.06336 89 58 26 5
1220 Quarantine affects everyone differently. 1.4045 0.06727 89 60 22 7
1221 This is not what I had in mind when you said we were going to Marie Kondo things 1.4043 0.06295 94 62 26 6
1222 Look Donna, I need you to be totally off the grid with me or leave. 1.4040 0.06245 99 66 26 7
1223 You aren't evolved enough for me. 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
1224 I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I said keto diet not paleo. 1.4038 0.06484 104 72 22 10
1225 I guess we just define 'basic' differently. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
1226 See? I told you I have a man cave. 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
1227 No, I don’t know how many cavemen it takes to change a lightbulb. 1.4026 0.07222 77 52 19 6
1228 Wow, you really do live under a rock 1.4026 0.07222 77 52 19 6
1229 I'm not a Neanderthal — I get the message. 1.4024 0.06689 82 56 20 6
1230 which day of quarantine is this again? 1.4024 0.07733 82 59 13 10
1231 I'm afraid to ask where your bathroom is. 1.4022 0.07093 92 65 17 10
1232 I let myself in, the door was open. 1.4022 0.05998 92 59 29 4
1233 "I'm sorry I can't date a man who wants his life to be solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
1234 Come here often? 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
1235 Sorry Durg, I've evolved. 1.4021 0.05799 97 62 31 4
1236 Thank you for the tea. I’m ready to start on your wall mural now. 1.4021 0.05891 97 67 23 7
1237 The whole point of a man cave is so their wives don’t decorate it. 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
1238 Please tell me more of this IKEA. 1.4020 0.06272 102 69 25 8
1239 I'm sorry Dave, I don't think attending Burning Man makes you a hunter gatherer. 1.4020 0.05954 102 67 29 6
1240 Why do my clothes always look better on you? 1.4020 0.06424 102 70 23 9
1241 I want to move back to the city 1.4019 0.06065 107 72 27 8
1242 You are telling me we went extinct because of you? 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
1243 I think I'd just rather wear a mask. 1.4000 0.06525 85 56 24 5
1244 Yes, I'd love to try one of your Dead Sea cheese scrolls! 1.4000 0.07672 80 57 14 9
1245 Maybe something depicting wild animals... 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
1246 This was supposed to be MY personal space. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
1247 I'm leaving you. I can't live with a hoarder. 1.4000 0.07031 90 63 18 9
1248 The gatherers will be here shortly with your soy milk and sugar. 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
1249 Just because we are living in the Stone Age, doesn't mean we can't be comfortable. 1.4000 0.06061 95 62 28 5
1250 I've decided to try Paleo. 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
1251 It not you, it Grok. 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
1252 I told you I was old fashioned. 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
1253 Let me get this straight: you eat a Paleo diet and intermittently fast on purpose? 1.4000 0.06079 90 58 28 4
1254 Trust me. What you see here? That's as good as it's ever going to get for you. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
1255 Yes,this is the HR department. 1.4000 0.07140 85 59 18 8
1256 No,we do not have Avocado Toast. 1.4000 0.08241 70 50 12 8
1257 I don't know Nancy, it seems cluttered to me 1.4000 0.07248 80 55 18 7
1258 Sorry. Quiche hasn't been invented, yet. 1.4000 0.07140 85 59 18 8
1259 I refuse to accept that we are the same species 1.4000 0.07140 85 59 18 8
1260 I’d just hoped we’d be in a different place by now. 1.4000 0.06797 80 53 22 5
1261 Well, Kevin, you’ve certainly embraced remote working more than most, but as long as you keep hitting your numbers, we’re glad to keep putting you up here. 1.4000 0.06667 100 70 20 10
1262 Maybe it’s time I start setting my expectations a little higher. 1.4000 0.06061 95 62 28 5
1263 Oh, no, it’s nice, I just thought you meant “man cave” figuratively 1.4000 0.06142 105 74 22 9
1264 Would you like to try our special rare steak with a side of marrow and bone broth today? 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
1265 This place is really a hole in the wall. 1.4000 0.05991 105 70 28 7
1266 Would you mind leaving your shoes at the mouth? 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
1267 Your profile said you were into minimalism. Me too! 1.3982 0.06227 113 79 23 11
1268 Welcome to the post-pandemic Olive Garden. 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
1269 While I won’t go vegan, you’ve really sold me on the overhead lighting. 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
1270 We haven't invented decaf yet. 1.3981 0.05909 103 68 29 6
1271 The chore wheel says it's your turn to invent fire. 1.3978 0.06689 93 64 21 8
1272 No mask, no coffee 1.3978 0.06861 93 65 19 9
1273 wait, what vaccination? 1.3978 0.06861 93 65 19 9
1274 So here’s the thing about a guy named Plato... 1.3978 0.06142 93 61 27 5
1275 Nothing of buffalos and horses this time. Just one color wall. Ok? 1.3978 0.06142 93 63 24 6
1276 So there’s no closet or counter space, but I got SUCH a deal on rent, especially for the location. 1.3978 0.06689 93 64 21 8
1277 I thought we agreed to move slowly. 1.3977 0.06163 88 57 27 4
1278 I guess when you mix time travel and online dating you take your chances. But I like what I see! 1.3977 0.07145 88 62 17 9
1279 Wow, fully furnished, so comfortable! 1.3976 0.05923 83 57 23 3
1280 We know, the concept needs work. 1.3976 0.06166 83 53 27 3
1281 Did my dinner get away again? 1.3973 0.07231 73 49 19 5
1282 I’d like to commission a mural 1.3973 0.06963 73 48 21 4
1283 Sorry, we’re out of everything bagels 1.3971 0.08152 68 48 13 7
1284 It isn't a real cocktail hour when you set my martini on the ceiling. 1.3966 0.06348 116 83 20 13
1285 This will be even better, once they invent electricity. 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
1286 It’s not that I’m against having a man-cave, though I do think some limits wouldn’t hurt. 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
1287 I love your minimalist style but some crude wall paintings of animals or cryptic symbols would be a nice addition. 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
1288 Welcome to Grog's Authentic Paleo. Can I recommend the mammoth stew? 1.3960 0.06147 101 68 26 7
1289 My dress looks nice on you 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
1290 Pull up a rock, this will take some explaining. 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
1291 I was sent from the future to warn you about the dire consequences of capitalism and white male privilege. 1.3958 0.06863 96 68 18 10
1292 No, I don't know if mastodon milk is low fat. 1.3958 0.06536 96 66 22 8
1293 I’ll sit if you show me proof that you got your vaccine 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
1294 you less hairy than online photo 1.3956 0.06420 91 61 24 6
1295 Legend says they came from the lost city of Ikea. 1.3956 0.07310 91 66 14 11
1296 We should sell it before the market caves 1.3956 0.06608 91 62 22 7
1297 Welcome to A Rock and a Hard Place. 1.3956 0.06790 91 63 20 8
1298 I think you're having a midlife crisis Bob. 1.3956 0.07141 91 65 16 10
1299 Enjoy it. Don't be such a Neanderthal. 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
1300 It’s safe. The dinosaurs have stopped wearing masks. 1.3953 0.06876 86 64 12 10
1301 The manager expects the Wi-Fi to be back on in about 35,000 years. 1.3953 0.07449 86 62 14 10
1302 Well, I could save you a millennium of social evolution if you would just hear me out. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
1303 Welcome to The Man Cave Grill. I'm Og, and I'll be your server this evening. 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
1304 I guess we've gone full circle 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
1305 Namaste. How are you enjoying your 9 shot, 1 pump mocha, nonfat, no whip, with exactly 4 shakes of cinnamon stirred in our organic, free range coffee? 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
1306 I just needed a bit more than a man cave. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
1307 Me too. I've forgotten how to do anything 1.3951 0.06956 81 55 20 6
1308 That’s my chair. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1309 You look a little different than your profile picture. 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
1310 Me thought Tinder was for start fire. 1.3939 0.06706 99 70 19 10
1311 Somehow, Marsha, I'm sensing you don't have the same level of commitment to our Paleo diet. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
1312 May I pull up a rock? 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
1313 I couldn’t reach you by phone so I’m here to talk about your vehicle’s warranty 1.3939 0.07007 99 72 15 12
1314 Why don't you pull up a rock and join me? 1.3937 0.05380 127 85 34 8
1315 I need to re-calibrate the time machine. 1.3936 0.06801 94 66 19 9
1316 Oh sure. I’m the “caveman.” While you’re just sitting there drinking instant coffee with nothing to read. 1.3936 0.06801 94 66 19 9
1317 Please don't ask me to get more honey for your tea. 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
1318 Once you figure out the fire thing would you mind reheating my coffee? 1.3933 0.06707 89 61 21 7
1319 Don't you think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself? 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1320 I’m thriving, Lois. Are you thriving? 1.3929 0.06987 84 58 19 7
1321 The CDC says you can shave now. 1.3929 0.06987 84 58 19 7
1322 So, we were thinking you could do some murals on the walls, but kid friendly, so maybe animals. 1.3929 0.06341 84 55 25 4
1323 You were thinner in your profile pic 1.3929 0.06111 84 54 27 3
1324 I’ve decided it’s a woman cave 1.3924 0.07519 79 56 15 8
1325 Welcome to the Sedimentary Rock Cafe 1.3924 0.07519 79 56 15 8
1326 Welcome neighbor! Don’t worry, you’ll fit in soon enough. 1.3924 0.07300 79 55 17 7
1327 I'm leaving you for the 21st Century. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
1328 Alright, point made. I’m sorry I said your pandemic hair makes you look like a stoner. Now will you please come back home. 1.3922 0.05937 102 68 28 6
1329 It’s called ‘open concept’. Learn to like it. 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
1330 Sorry, cuts to the arts include cave drawings. 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
1331 I am Amy. I am a time traveler. My job is to course correct humanity. Now, are you the guy who invented the wheel? 1.3918 0.06645 97 70 17 10
1332 While you've been out hunting, I've been gathering perspective. 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
1333 Who are you and how did you get electricity in here? 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
1334 I’m just not ready for full time hunting and gathering again yet. 1.3908 0.06407 87 58 24 5
1335 Not strictly paleo, no, but we are gluten-free. 1.3902 0.05691 82 59 19 4
1336 They found the vaccine 1.3902 0.07515 82 59 14 9
1337 Now that you've invented electricity, coffee, and pleasant inside dining, perhaps you could go ahead and invent the wheel. 1.3900 0.06260 100 71 20 9
1338 Sorry I can't get you a bagel--we're strictly Paleo. 1.3900 0.06651 100 71 19 10
1339 We are called 'Man Cave' precisely because we do not serve tea. 1.3900 0.06178 100 68 25 7
1340 I’m sorry John, but, relationships evolve and you seem stuck. 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
1341 I know, I said the place was pretentious but what can I say, I caved in. 1.3900 0.06013 100 67 27 6
1342 I'm moving on, Larry, with or without you. 1.3896 0.07197 77 53 18 6
1343 Karen, you wouldn't believe how much I saved by moving out of the city. " 1.3896 0.06445 77 50 24 3
1344 Do you know if this used to be a man cave? 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
1345 This just isn’t doing it for me. Let’s go back to the doctor and the nurse. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
1346 Sorry, the kitchen closed at 50,000 B.C. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
1347 We think that the atmosphere compliments our paleo menu. 1.3895 0.06574 95 66 21 8
1348 I’m looking for a more evolved relationship. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
1349 Yeah, it seems like ages since I've met someone for coffee indoors too! 1.3889 0.08048 72 52 12 8
1350 I've decided to go back to school. 1.3889 0.07188 90 65 15 10
1351 Did you move my hand print murals? 1.3889 0.07546 72 50 16 6
1352 well, i did say i like the cave man type on the dating app 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1353 Relax, pull up a boulder. 1.3889 0.06832 90 63 19 8
1354 This IS what I’m wearing to the party. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1355 Karen, it's been 16 years since civilization ended. Why can't you just let it go? 1.3889 0.07012 90 64 17 9
1356 Maurice? I haven't seen you in Ages! 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
1357 It’s from IKEA 1.3889 0.07009 72 48 20 4
1358 What part of 'underground culture' did you not understand? 1.3883 0.05891 103 69 28 6
1359 This has Mammoth milk, I'm a strict gatherer. 1.3883 0.06506 103 73 20 10
1360 So, who's going to tell Plato they've been posting to social media down there? 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
1361 We need to talk about your future 1.3883 0.05559 103 67 32 4
1362 I assume we matched because of the Paleo diet. 1.3883 0.06506 103 75 17 11
1363 Give me another chance. I can change. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
1364 It isn't you. It's your cave. 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
1365 Can I borrow your tablet? 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
1366 Welcome to the paleo cafe. Can I get you some butter for your coffee? 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
1367 Just so you know. I don't respond well to the whole 'club-and-dragging-by-the-hair' approach. 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
1368 Will indoor dining ever catch on? 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
1369 Bill’s first time out post-vax 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
1370 OK, now get dressed. There’s a 2 PM check out. 1.3875 0.07650 80 58 13 9
1371 Tell me the way to the wing with the antelope masterpieces. 1.3875 0.07650 80 58 13 9
1372 So, you caved in. 1.3875 0.07225 80 56 17 7
1373 I don't feel like our relationship is evolving the way it should. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1374 I told you it would be a man cave 1.3874 0.04985 111 76 31 4
1375 I think you're getting ahead of me. 1.3871 0.06028 124 89 22 13
1376 We need to talk. I think this whole ‘Zero Waste’ thing has gone too far. 1.3871 0.05303 93 58 34 1
1377 If I could get WiFi to work in here, I would never go back to the office. 1.3871 0.05928 93 61 28 4
1378 I prefer floor lamps. 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
1379 oh, it’s been ages... 1.3871 0.07012 93 67 16 10
1380 It's not much but it's rent controlled. 1.3867 0.07076 75 51 19 5
1381 We believe in old-fashioned hospitality. 1.3867 0.07568 75 53 15 7
1382 But you said in your profile that you really like retro 1.3867 0.06816 75 50 21 4
1383 Patience was relieved that her husband's pandemic quarantine was coming to a close. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
1384 I’m off the grid. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
1385 Sometimes I feel like you're stuck in the past. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
1386 And, just what are your qualifications to be a caveman? 1.3864 0.06140 88 58 26 4
1387 You are on Paleo too? 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
1388 As we see on Plato’s Allegory of the Cave, this cafe is only a distortion of a curated reality. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
1389 Thanks for taking your shoes off. 1.3864 0.06748 88 63 17 8
1390 Do you serve anything besides Paleo? 1.3861 0.06596 101 72 19 10
1391 I'm sorry, but we're fresh out of woolly mammoth. 1.3861 0.06744 101 73 17 11
1392 Just the one chair, huh? 1.3861 0.05797 101 67 29 5
1393 Mi cava, su cava 1.3855 0.06821 83 57 20 6
1394 Those boulders were old and uncomfortable, George! 1.3855 0.06602 83 56 22 5
1395 Have you found yourself yet, Dan? 1.3855 0.07239 83 59 16 8
1396 I don't want to mansplain or anything but usually we just like sit on the floor. 1.3854 0.05992 96 64 27 5
1397 Can't remember--am I a hunter or a gatherer? 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
1398 I just can’t be with someone who’s appropriating caveman culture. 1.3854 0.06172 96 68 21 7
1399 Mind if I don't join you? 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
1400 Hello, I'm Karg. He/Him. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
1401 I have decided to go back to just following the diet. 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
1402 Not sure I can milk the T-Rex. 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
1403 Then I'm not shaving either. 1.3846 0.06206 91 61 25 5
1404 Welcome to Grog's Diner, where lighting, tables and chairs are the only concessions to an authentic Neanderthal experience. 1.3846 0.07352 78 55 16 7
1405 Working from home has changed ME? 1.3846 0.07122 78 54 18 6
1406 I don't feel like you've really committed to Paleo. 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
1407 I came by to tell you I want my dress back. 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
1408 Sorry, you been waiting long? 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
1409 I heard this place is great for a paleo diet. 1.3839 0.05564 112 77 28 7
1410 Something seems out of place here. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
1411 I can adapt. I would rather not. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
1412 Looks like someone REALLY needs their coffee this morning. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
1413 Sesame bagel with vegan cream cheese? Lady, c'mon, we haven't even invented the wheel yet. 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
1414 I think it’s best we go our separate millenia. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
1415 I guess you’re right. There is really one on every corner 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
1416 The shape of your table just gave me a great idea! 1.3836 0.06933 73 49 20 4
1417 I'm surprised you still look like your pictures after quarantine. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1418 I asked you to change the lightbulb two million years ago. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1419 So - you’re cousin Eddy - Dad always said you were misunderstood...... 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1420 For my taste, your Man Cave is a bit too classic. 1.3830 0.06949 94 68 16 10
1421 I'm just not ready for electricity, caffeine and dating all at once. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
1422 Speed dating in Portland. 1.3830 0.06611 94 66 20 8
1423 ‘Honey, we need to talk. This man cave thing is getting out of control’ 1.3830 0.06611 94 66 20 8
1424 Honey, I think your taking the whole man cave thing, a little to far 1.3827 0.07151 81 57 17 7
1425 I like it, but no granite countertops? 1.3827 0.06471 81 54 23 4
1426 I’ve done pretty well since our break up 1.3827 0.06705 81 57 18 6
1427 ... “Well? The door’s right there Bob” 1.3827 0.06705 81 55 21 5
1428 ok, so now I have to wear pants too? 1.3824 0.07563 68 47 16 5
1429 I think it’s safe to go back to Brooklyn now.” 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
1430 When a coffee shop arrives, you know the neighborhood is evolving. 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
1431 You know, most places these days offer free WiFi. 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
1432 Do you have anything paleo-friendly? 1.3816 0.06480 76 53 19 4
1433 Look, if you are going to start Zoom calling with your office, you’re going to have to get me some pants. 1.3816 0.07485 76 54 15 7
1434 A lot has changed outside since you went into lock-down. 1.3816 0.06745 76 51 21 4
1435 I downsized. How do you like it? 1.3816 0.07485 76 54 15 7
1436 You're early man. 1.3816 0.07247 76 53 17 6
1437 Welcome. Congrats on your escape from the Bay Area. 200K Californians fled here once remote work became the norm. Zoom meetings for Isolation Strength Building are held in Cave#17, Grow your own food class in Cave#36, Pandemic Yoga is in Cave#4 and Instacart for beginners is on Cave#3. Good luck. 1.3816 0.07716 76 55 13 8
1438 I never thought gentrification would happen here. My family’s been here for ages. 1.3816 0.07485 76 54 15 7
1439 Yes, I recognize you’re not ready for ‘back to normal’. 1.3816 0.07247 76 53 17 6
1440 Ok, ok. I get electricity, coffee, and furniture, but why do women wear pants in the future? 1.3814 0.06786 97 70 17 10
1441 What is coffee - and where the hell do I find it? 1.3814 0.05852 97 73 17 7
1442 You don’t look anything like your profile picture. 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
1443 I think we should see other sapiens. 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
1444 Evolution has taken me a long way! 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
1445 I get to sit in it, because I invented it. 1.3810 0.07556 84 62 12 10
1446 Menu is on the wall, but catch of the day is always the same. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1447 Can I pay my half of the rent in pelts? 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
1448 I’m sorry, honey, but I don’t remember where you put your pants on March 19, 2020. 1.3804 0.06885 92 66 17 9
1449 No, I don’t think Plato would think this is an allegory! 1.3804 0.06343 92 63 23 6
1450 Uh, I'm here to interview for the barista position? My strengths are hunting, gathering, making stone tools...oh and I make a mean sabertooth milk chai latte. 1.3804 0.06529 92 67 17 8
1451 It really ties the room together. 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
1452 Of course I have WiFi! 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
1453 Don’t you need a laptop to work from home? 1.3803 0.05626 71 46 24 1
1454 You look so different from your online profile pic. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
1455 Welcome to Hole Foods. 1.3797 0.07274 79 56 16 7
1456 But you said you were a minimalist. 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
1457 We need to talk about the future. 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
1458 Really? I barely notice our age difference. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
1459 Something is different... did you get a haircut? 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
1460 You’re late. I’ve been waiting here for a million years! 1.3793 0.07172 87 63 15 9
1461 Sorry, I only paint hunting scenes 1.3789 0.06887 95 69 16 10
1462 It’s nice to you dressing sharp for work again, honey. 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
1463 Kyle, I think you’re taking this Paleo thing a little too far. 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
1464 This relationship is over, Karen. The writing’s on the wall. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1465 I don’t tell you how you can dress in your She Shed, Phyllis! 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1466 Don't you think you're taking the Paleo diet too far? 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1467 It seems like ages and ages since we've been in quarantine. 1.3784 0.07864 74 54 12 8
1468 Horg was shocked at how fast the pretentiousness set in after Larbla started reading the New Yorker. 1.3784 0.06858 74 50 20 4
1469 Do you accept stonecoins? 1.3784 0.07378 74 52 16 6
1470 I just don’t think we’re evolving together in this relationship... 1.3784 0.06858 74 50 20 4
1471 The time machine is on the fritz again. It was this or 2020. 1.3784 0.07864 74 54 12 8
1472 Have you considered paintings for the walls? 1.3784 0.07123 74 51 18 5
1473 This generational difference isn't working for me anymore. 1.3780 0.07079 82 58 17 7
1474 And that’s when I made the switch from cave painting to Latte Art. 1.3780 0.06640 82 56 21 5
1475 Welcome to my new coffee shop. So what brings you to Portland? 1.3778 0.07168 90 66 14 10
1476 Our featured farm-to-table entre tonight is grilled tyrannosaurus." 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
1477 Post-modern was tiring me out, so I decided to go for a pre-modern feel instead. 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
1478 I can fish, I can hunt -- and I was a contractor in the before-times, so I can probably get you more chairs. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1479 We agreed not go with Ikea! 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1480 If you want me to stay, we’re gonna need a bigger cave. 1.3768 0.07182 69 47 18 4
1481 If you must know, solar panels. 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
1482 You win. I'll go on your silly mastodon hunt,but first let me finish my coffee! 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
1483 Perfect, social distancing and a mask beard. You are just the kind of edgy yet responsible neanderthal I am looking for to head the pterodactyl rescue medical staff. By the way, where did you get the cool, grey shift? Is that hemp? 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
1484 I know our sex life need a jolt but that caveman costume is ridiculous. 1.3766 0.06414 77 51 23 3
1485 Oh my gosh! How far right did I swipe? 1.3766 0.06676 77 52 21 4
1486 We promised each other we’d return to business casual together. 1.3766 0.06414 77 51 23 3
1487 We're about to roll the stone over, ma'am. 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
1488 So I’ve been hunting all day while you gathered your thoughts sipping coffee? 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
1489 That was the last time Susan let Steve plan the vacation. 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
1490 I just can’t go for this whole paleo thing 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
1491 I'm a man cave originalist. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
1492 Well, you WERE gone a long time. 1.3765 0.05792 85 55 28 2
1493 It looks great, but does it go with my rock? 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
1494 I get paleo,but I still want a donut. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
1495 I think we’re growing apart. 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
1496 Would you mind if I pulled up a rock? 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
1497 Now let's talk about your makeover. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1498 I just don't feel ready to put on a suit and tie again. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
1499 I love that you're a caveman. I just don't like living in a cave. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
1500 Java Man was a misleading dating profile name 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1501 Sorry,I’m not caving in anymore. I’m moving out. 1.3750 0.07251 72 50 17 5
1502 As soon as razors are invented. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
1503 Did we take our minimalist approach too far? 1.3750 0.06115 88 59 25 4
1504 What do you mean you're looking for a modern man?" 1.3750 0.06390 72 47 23 2
1505 So I guess this means you are evolving. 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
1506 You don’t understand. This is a man cave. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1507 This epochal distancing is getting me down. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1508 We should consider counseling,whatever that is. 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
1509 I'm converting it to a she-shed. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1510 Welcome to my cavé." 1.3750 0.07516 72 51 15 6
1511 Still not sure whether I want to hang a TV or draw animals on the wall 1.3750 0.07251 72 50 17 5
1512 I originally bought this place for one cent. 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
1513 So you think I’m a Neanderthal. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1514 WiFi password? This ain’t Starbucks!” 1.3750 0.07772 72 52 13 7
1515 You knew about this the whole time? 1.3750 0.07284 88 65 13 10
1516 You look prettier than your cave drawing 1.3750 0.07553 64 44 16 4
1517 The first "We need to talk." 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
1518 Our specials today are rock soup with rock cakes and rocks on the side. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1519 I discovered this coffee shop 30,000 years ago, before it was cool. 1.3737 0.05847 99 67 27 5
1520 Bobby, now we’ve moved to this nice neighborhood, you have to stop drawing on the walls. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
1521 Would you like to try the soup of the millennia? 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1522 It was supposed to be a mutual decision if we went back on the grid. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
1523 Cost more, but indoor lighting much safer than fire. Trog learn that the hard way. 1.3736 0.06182 91 62 24 5
1524 I know this is your first interview following the pandemic, Bob, but you need to work a bit more on your personal hygiene and first impression. #postpandemicinterview 1.3736 0.04727 91 65 22 4
1525 Why did you put up a lamp 100,000 years BEFORE electricity? 1.3736 0.06182 91 62 24 5
1526 Your commitment to the paleo diet is impressive. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
1527 Would you like some rock with that? 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1528 We're still working on getting wi-fi. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1529 Primal Cafe is a great name. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
1530 I think I’ll stick to working from home 1.3735 0.07415 83 61 13 9
1531 ...and we got it for just 15% over asking. 1.3733 0.07539 75 54 14 7
1532 I can’t seem to find the dimmer switch 1.3733 0.07539 75 54 14 7
1533 What do you mean you didn’t see the Tiger King? Were you living under a rock? 1.3733 0.07045 75 52 18 5
1534 Thanks for meeting me for coffee, this is my first time I have ventured out of my cave in a year and a half. 1.3733 0.06231 75 49 24 2
1535 Excuse me, do you know the Wifi password? 1.3731 0.07911 67 48 13 6
1536 Nice to be back in the office,huh? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
1537 It just feels like you’re trying to change me, Ellen. 1.3727 0.05828 110 79 22 9
1538 Don't take this the wrong way but you don't look at all like your profile picture. 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1539 Yes indeed, our T-Rex is free-range and cruelty-free. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1540 Emilia, cancel my 9 B.C.” 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
1541 Do you have any paleo options? 1.3721 0.06416 86 59 22 5
1542 Son, it’s ok. Mommy’s here. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1543 Sobeing 700,000 years old wasn't a typo on your dating profile? 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1544 Babe, I think you're taking this whole man cave thing too far! 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1545 You ever thought about putting paintings on the walls? 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1546 This wasn’t what I’d had in mind when you said to meet at Hard Rock Cafe. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
1547 I don't even know who you are anymore. 1.3718 0.06854 78 54 19 5
1548 John, we need to talk about going back to the office. 1.3718 0.04865 78 52 25 1
1549 Who’s Fred? 1.3718 0.07324 78 56 15 7
1550 Grog, me you need talk 1.3718 0.07093 78 55 17 6
1551 Regressed during COVID, have we? 1.3714 0.06801 70 47 20 3
1552 I recommend the Pterodactyl frittata. 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
1553 When you said "leave the city for more rustic living", I thought you meant no wifi. 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
1554 So this is all that brings you joy Marie? 1.3714 0.06801 70 47 20 3
1555 Hey! Let's pack our stuff. We got an all cash buyer. 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
1556 All this time together has made me realize how crude I can be. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
1557 Did you know we can go out maskless now? 1.3711 0.05920 97 66 26 5
1558 Look Fred, I’m not asking you to reinvent the wheel here... 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
1559 I’m finally vaccinated. Let’s go out, I feel like these walls are caving in on me. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1560 I'm sorry, but I distinctly said I didn't want to meet someone with a history. 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
1561 So, big deal, I invented fire. 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1562 What did you do to my man cave? 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1563 Sorry, we're out of Impossible Brontosaurus. 1.3708 0.07389 89 67 11 11
1564 Please shave you look like you live in a cave 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1565 When I called you a caveman for not getting the vaccine, I meant that figuratively. 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1566 The hottest new dating app: “Henge” 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1567 Thanks for that example of leadership in overcoming workplace adversity... Now, where do you see yourself ten-thousand, one-hundred thousand, a million years from now? Or specifically the year 2021? 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1568 Pull up a rock and we'll catch up. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
1569 Who knew cave living would become trendy. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
1570 I wouldn't have known you in a million years. 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
1571 You're cancelling my culture. 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
1572 Is this all there is,Throg? 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
1573 I wish you wouldn't put your coffee on the mammoth milking stool 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
1574 Why can’t you sit on a rock like everyone else? 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
1575 I think you are going a bit far with your paleo diet 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1576 Why would you put bison on the wall if you were out of it? 1.3699 0.06899 73 50 19 4
1577 That's no longer on the menu, extinct 1.3699 0.06899 73 50 19 4
1578 In the end, it did not spark joy. 1.3699 0.07430 73 52 15 6
1579 No thanks, I'm vegan. 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
1580 Wait, you did all this while I was over at Grok's inventing the wheel? 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1581 I thought it was casual Friday. 1.3696 0.06687 92 66 18 8
1582 But it already felt like home. 1.3696 0.05724 92 61 28 3
1583 Well this doesn't look like the craigslist ad 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
1584 Our marriage from the perspective of my wife 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
1585 Did you want it on the rocks? 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
1586 Is this your man cave? 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
1587 I'll hunt up a floor rug. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1588 Hello Linda, it's been awhile. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
1589 It was dark and all we did was stare at shadows. No, I won't be going back to Plato's. 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
1590 no,linda, it's man cave. 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
1591 Can I borrow your tabletop? I've got an idea. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
1592 But you still get to work from home! 1.3684 0.06713 76 54 17 5
1593 Not all of us are morning people. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
1594 How long have you been open? 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
1595 So you're telling me in the future people mix what comes out of cow teats, with coffee beans and not just drink it but look forward to it every morning? 1.3684 0.08131 76 58 8 10
1596 Think you could hunt down some cream and sugar? 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
1597 When I invent electricity you’ll understand what that thing hanging from the ceiling is for. 1.3684 0.06702 95 69 17 9
1598 I told you I'm a simple man, Barbara. 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
1599 I think you should change and get ready for your zoom meeting. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
1600 Zig, honey, we just haven’t evolved in the same ways. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
1601 Your man cave is now a she shed. 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
1602 I really like the earthy non corporate vibe here 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
1603 I told you to get cleaned up, my parents are coming over 1.3676 0.06594 68 45 21 2
1604 I’ve decided I like working from home. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1605 You say Potato,I say Ug 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1606 I like what you’ve done with the place honey but the lamp, chair, table and mug haven’t been invented yet. 1.3673 0.07163 98 75 10 13
1607 And I sold your foosball table. 1.3671 0.07467 79 58 13 8
1608 Simplify" you said...Dogecoin was all we needed.. 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
1609 And where would you like to be in 500 years? 1.3671 0.07467 79 58 13 8
1610 OK, OK. I'll admit you're evolving faster. But I've started wearing clothes. Doesn't that prove that I'm capable of change? 1.3671 0.07681 79 59 11 9
1611 Do you think some animal drawings would pique more interest at the open house? 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
1612 So...you're from the future...uh...how'd we do on our end? 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
1613 Did we go overboard with the paleo diet? 1.3671 0.06287 79 53 23 3
1614 Babe I think your taking “minimalism” to another level. 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
1615 I'm sorry for the whole driving you to extinction thing. Care for an espresso? 1.3671 0.07681 79 59 11 9
1616 I said, let’s meander Paul. 1.3671 0.07467 79 58 13 8
1617 We're out of Mammoth milk. Would Ground Sloth cream do? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1618 I was only gone for the stone age, but look at how you've changed 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
1619 Kathy, sometimes I feel like we're just from two different worlds. 1.3667 0.06110 90 64 20 6
1620 I take minimalism very seriously. 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
1621 I’m going out with the guys to storm the capital. Want me to bring you something back? 1.3667 0.07146 90 67 13 10
1622 Sorry I'm late. Have you been waiting long? 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
1623 Do you think it's time to talk about the Mammoth in the room? 1.3667 0.06211 90 62 23 5
1624 Is this where I come for my quarantine haircut? 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
1625 We need to do something about all these ants. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1626 Of course I still love you even though 23andMe says you're only 16% neanderthal. 1.3663 0.05580 101 70 26 5
1627 OK, I did pull you by the hair, but why do you always bring back the past? 1.3662 0.08084 71 53 10 8
1628 Did I keep you waiting long? 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1629 What if I told you that I am *the* head of marketing for a leading auto insurance company?" 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1630 It not Og, it Dorothy that changed. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
1631 After getting your two vaccines, do you not think it is time to leave your man cave and get a shave and haircut. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
1632 We're a forage-to-table establishment. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1633 But it's Wednesday. You said I could have the chair on Wednesdays. 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
1634 A rug would really tie the room together 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1635 You are not at all like your profile. In a good way. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
1636 It’s true, this is the light at the end of the tunnel 1.3651 0.07607 63 44 15 4
1637 Zillow has our home listed at 20 arrowheads... 1.3649 0.06546 74 50 21 3
1638 You’ll just have to miss it. We don’t need an another TV streaming service 1.3649 0.06823 74 51 19 4
1639 Caves and Gardens call it "Prehistoric Modern" 1.3647 0.05999 85 57 25 3
1640 I don't think I want to go clubbing with you. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
1641 Original Floors, Open Concept, Minimalist Style, $2,700 per month, Looking for roommates who are Paleo 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1642 It has always been known that females mature faster than males... 1.3647 0.06870 85 61 17 7
1643 So you don't have Netflix? 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1644 I promise you, offer free wifi and you'll be needing many more tables. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1645 It's true that I am 33,000 years ahead of you but all relationships take work. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1646 I'm sorry,we're out of croissants,but we do have blueberry scones. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1647 I'd love to, but I'm not really into clubs anymore. 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1648 I discovered Ikea. 1.3636 0.08260 66 49 10 7
1649 Me Paleo. You Vegan? 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1650 Your office is reopening and my Aunt wants her housedress back. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1651 Wow, you look a lot different on Zoom. 1.3636 0.08260 66 49 10 7
1652 We need to talk. You never hunt for me anymore. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1653 This is not a Starbucks, Karen. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1654 I'm wearing the pants now. 1.3636 0.07138 77 55 16 6
1655 Yes, it's mud -- what's your point? 1.3636 0.08260 66 49 10 7
1656 My only suggestion is that you update your look. 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1657 Godot will be along any minute now. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1658 I just come here for the coffee 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1659 When I said I was willing to give paleo a try, this wasn’t what I had pictured. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1660 I'm afraid, this is one of the side effects of the paleo diet. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1661 No Mam, I'm pretty sure this isn't what they meant by "Light at the end of the tunnel". 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1662 What, I'm a cafeman now? 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1663 You know I've been struggling with the transition from fossil fuels. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
1664 Is that a rock in your smock or are you just happy to see me? 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
1665 I know what our wedding vows were, but things have changed. I Yabba Dabba Don't. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
1666 Welcome to "Cafe in a Cave." I'll be your waiter today. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
1667 Our full hunter gatherer dessert menu includes our Paris-Brest with foraged heirloom hazelnuts and our house forced rhubarb charlotte with wild strawberry coulis. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
1668 A woman is in charge - that’s how 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
1669 You’re stuck in the past. 1.3623 0.07717 69 50 13 6
1670 I think I'll try the mammoth. 1.3623 0.07988 69 51 11 7
1671 Last question. Where do you see your species in 50,000 years? 1.3623 0.07717 69 50 13 6
1672 Can I ask where you expect to be in 50,000 years? 1.3621 0.08765 58 43 9 6
1673 It's time to move on and embrace the post-anthropocene era. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1674 I'm Matt, I'll be your cave server tonight. 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1675 The original version of "When Hairy met Sally." 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1676 Tara? It’s seems like eons since I last saw you. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1677 It’s a work in progress. 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1678 We're trying out a new open plan cave 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1679 I really think you should stay home with the kids 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1680 Look at you...thousands of years of evolution, and you end up right back where you started. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1681 Do you mind if I sit here while I wait to get back to the future? 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1682 I'm sorry, we don't have club soda. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1683 I think I’m still not ready to think about our future 1.3614 0.06080 83 58 21 4
1684 Your choices of meat today are Stegosaurs, Brontosaurus and Tyrannosaurus. All fresh cooked over an open fire. 1.3611 0.07215 72 51 16 5
1685 It's hard to believe that Wayfair only had one chair left. 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
1686 After all you've spent on your man cave, I'm reduced to this! 1.3611 0.07481 72 52 14 6
1687 I feel we've grown apart. 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
1688 I think I'm in the wrong cave. 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
1689 Your latte will be just another few moments,we're waiting for electricity to be invented. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1690 I don't think you want to know what we use for sweetener. Don't even get me started on the creamer ... 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
1691 Mind if I pull up a rock? 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1692 The man cave thing has gotten out of control. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1693 These beans are harvested by hand and fermented in a mammoth bladder. Can you taste the hint of vanilla? 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
1694 We need to start planning our future. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1695 I thought for sure we were safe from gentrification 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1696 Can we talk about the mammoth in the room? 1.3600 0.06477 75 51 21 3
1697 Well, I thought it was an excellent use for the wheel. 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
1698 Seems like any other Aircnb. 1.3600 0.07744 75 56 11 8
1699 It's called a "timeshare". 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
1700 I know you want to reduce our carbon footprint, but this is a bit much. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1701 Could I have it on the rocks? 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1702 Your salad will be here shortly after we develop agriculture. 1.3594 0.08143 64 47 11 6
1703 You say “troglodyte” like it’s a bad thing. 1.3594 0.07509 64 45 15 4
1704 Your paintings? Good,but derivative. 1.3594 0.08442 64 48 9 7
1705 Karen, I just don’t think it’s going to work. You’re just too materialistic. 1.3594 0.07832 64 46 13 5
1706 What do you mean Oat Milk? 1.3594 0.07171 64 44 17 3
1707 Dr. Fauci says it’s ok to start feeling normal again. 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
1708 How long have YOU been waiting? 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
1709 So now that you've had your morning coffee are you ready for a civilized conversation? 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
1710 Do you mind if I sit on this table? 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
1711 I think I would like to go back the future. 1.3590 0.06315 78 53 22 3
1712 Welcome to Rock Bottom! 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
1713 Welcome! Our specials today are mammoth chunks, root chunks, and some other kind of chunks. 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
1714 Now go out and tell them you were resurrected. 1.3587 0.06839 92 68 15 9
1715 I’m trying to embrace an isolationist aesthetic and I feel like you don’t appreciate the pageantry at all. 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
1716 I didn't reckon the man-cave tour would be this literal. 1.3587 0.06839 92 68 15 9
1717 We have stones, not scones. 1.3582 0.07275 67 47 16 4
1718 Sorry, no service for people with no shoes! 1.3582 0.07275 67 47 16 4
1719 She's wearing her shoes inside the cave and yet she has the audacity to call me uncivilized... 1.3582 0.08154 67 50 10 7
1720 Aren't you taking this Paleo diet-thing a little too far? 1.3580 0.06164 81 55 23 3
1721 Sorry, we homo sapiens don't function without our cup of coffee first. 1.3580 0.06761 81 60 14 7
1722 Sorry but we do not offer a WiFi hot spot. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1723 haven't you heard we can go out without a mask now 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1724 Avocado, Buffalo, or Lion spread with your order? 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1725 'I don't mean to be rude, but that's my seat.' 1.3571 0.07060 70 49 17 4
1726 Yes, the coffee is pricey. Do you know how expensive it is to install electric lighting in solid rock? 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1727 Things were fine the way they were. 1.3571 0.07347 70 50 15 5
1728 So do you come to this cave often? 1.3571 0.07624 70 51 13 6
1729 You’re carrying this paleo thing too far. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
1730 Our special tonight is pit-roasted Mastodon Almondine cooked well done and your choice of three Pangean side dishes. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1731 May I inquire as to your Age? 1.3571 0.07890 70 52 11 7
1732 I don't see this BC/AD relationship working out. 1.3571 0.07624 70 51 13 6
1733 Jesus, what took you so long? 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
1734 Going to Ikea for a lamp ! 1.3571 0.05525 84 62 17 5
1735 Your point of view is archaic. 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
1736 It’s your first time here!? Have you been living under a rock? 1.3571 0.07624 70 51 13 6
1737 Ok. It’s time we talk about your “hashtag pandemic beard.” 1.3571 0.07347 70 50 15 5
1738 The throwback vibe is great and all, but the service needs updating 1.3571 0.06760 70 48 19 3
1739 The origins of mansplaining 1.3571 0.07890 70 52 11 7
1740 I think we've grown apart. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1741 Fine! You just stay here and 'decompress.' I'm going clubbing. 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
1742 Landlord wants me out,he's going to turn this place into condos. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1743 I thought we could just talk. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
1744 Yeah, they turned this spot into a Starbucks like a year ago. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1745 Sparkling or primordial? 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
1746 I’m practicing going back to the office. 1.3562 0.07395 73 53 14 6
1747 Tom? You didn’t have a beard in your profile pic. 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
1748 I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I’d been gone that long. 1.3562 0.07395 73 53 14 6
1749 It was this or the vaccine 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
1750 We're vaccinated now, Ralph. You were indeed a great and noble internet forager during shelter, but it's time to return to our ancient pre-pandemic rituals. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1751 This is neither the time or place . . . 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1752 I'm sorry, but we won't be offering latte for another couple of thousand years. 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
1753 I'm not sure how I got here. But I'm even less sure of where the power for the overhead light is coming from. 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
1754 I thought we agreed not to have the chandelier installed until we were we sure we wanted the table in this corner 1.3556 0.06574 90 67 15 8
1755 All of our mastodon is free-range. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1756 It's not you. It's me being trapped in the Mesolithic period. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1757 Hi, you must be Linda. You look just like your cave painting profile. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
1758 I promise to visit the barber as soon as I reach two shots + two weeks. May I have my clothes back and go home now? 1.3553 0.05984 76 58 13 5
1759 Have you considered LEDs? 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
1760 So, when were you going to tell me you invented electricity? 1.3553 0.08101 76 59 7 10
1761 Isn't it too early for morning coffee? 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
1762 No, the Paleo cafe is two caves down. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
1763 Our special today is a plant based brontosaurus burger 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
1764 Hi, I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. 1.3553 0.07882 76 58 9 9
1765 I said business casual, not future casual. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1766 Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your server. 1.3548 0.07998 62 45 12 5
1767 I got the urge to evolve. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1768 Look, it's a fine idea, but we are not here to invent the wheel. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1769 ‘What’s a COVID-19?!’ Have you been living under a rock??!! 1.3548 0.07307 62 43 16 3
1770 when you said you would show me your man cave, I had no idea you meant a real cave. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1771 Pre-historic speed dating. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1772 You can access our menu using the QR code. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
1773 For milk? We have whole, almond, or brontosaurus. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1774 How long was I asleep? 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
1775 Why do you get to wear pants, and I have to wear a fucking dress? 1.3538 0.08036 65 48 11 6
1776 And i suppose, Miss From-the Future, that's your car parked out front of the cave? 1.3538 0.08036 65 48 11 6
1777 Sorry, they were all sold out of cream. 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
1778 The paleo diet has been life-changing for me. 1.3538 0.08036 65 48 11 6
1779 You're right. I've been a total Neanderthal. 1.3537 0.07438 82 62 11 9
1780 The WiFi code is cave1 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1781 I asked you to paint the whole wall. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
1782 Once it’s properly hemmed it’ll look great! 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1783 What do you mean I was gone for ages? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1784 Honey, I can't live like this... You've taken the Paleo Diet lifestyle too far! 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1785 You asked to speak to the manager...? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1786 I don't care. In this family, /I/ wear the pants. 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
1787 The question is: which of us is postmodern? 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
1788 Please don't sit on my artwork. 1.3529 0.06874 68 47 18 3
1789 Um, for me I guess the whole point of a man cave is that it’s NOT just like sitting in the kitchen. 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
1790 Of course I take soy milk in my coffee. I'm not a Neanderthal! 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1791 We're out of free range dinosaur. Can I get you some more mammoth milk? 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1792 You didn't make me a cup?! 1.3529 0.05966 85 58 24 3
1793 Who said you could install the light? 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
1794 A lot of my Airbnb guests complain about the cold, but discovering fire I feel makes it more authentic. 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
1795 It’s called boho chic. 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
1796 Didn't expect to find your type in this hole-in-the-wall place 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
1797 You say you love me, but all I hear is grunt grunt grunt. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1798 I'm leaving you. 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
1799 I’m sorry Ron but we need to talk. Some of your views are quite frankly prehistoric. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1800 Paleo is so yesterday, 1.3523 0.05836 88 60 25 3
1801 My name's Joe. I'll be your server for the foreseeable future. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1802 You can't just live in the past forever. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1803 I don't think we have avocado toast here 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
1804 Sorry but you need to leave. This is man cave. 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
1805 The writing’s on the wall. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1806 Give me a laptop and it'll be 2021. 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
1807 Dear, I think it's time to move on 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1808 I hated the present, so I wanted to check out the past. Nice place you got here 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1809 Oh, I’m sorry. I must have wandered into the wrong epoch. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1810 So you want the Paleo Special then. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1811 Where did you hide my iRock? 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1812 Yelp was right about “authentically paleo” 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1813 Welcome to my man cave. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1814 I know you love it, but the table just doesn’t fit the decor. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1815 That's not to say I'm disappointed. I just think we can do better. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1816 Excuse me, do you have the year? 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1817 I know you appreciate my intellect, I just feel like your mother still thinks I’m a Neanderthal. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1818 I'm sorry Gerald it's just not working out, I'm looking for, well someone less Neandertal 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1819 I’m leaving you. You’re not the early man I thought you were.” 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
1820 Yes, I erased you’re cave drawings. I told you, my mother is coming over and I want the place to look nice... and you’re going to change before she gets here, right? 1.3509 0.07712 57 40 14 3
1821 You really seem to take this Paleo-Diet seriously... 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1822 I think we should see other people. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1823 Wait until you see the fireplace! 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1824 I thought you just wanted a quiet spot in the basement to watch the game 1.3506 0.07341 77 57 13 7
1825 Let’s talk about who wears the pants in the family. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1826 COVID has me forgetting what day it is. 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
1827 I think that deep down you knew this day was coming. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1828 Will this do as a 'man cave'? 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1829 We could compromise and talk about the Middle Ages. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
1830 Congrats! You've gentrified my man cave! 1.3500 0.07450 60 42 15 3
1831 I’m not saying we need to conform to ALL modern conveniences. I just want to have chairs. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1832 Wish I could hunt from home for once. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
1833 I see the IKEA finally came in 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
1834 Looks like the power came back on. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1835 I am NOT an anachronism! You're the anachronism! 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1836 Sorry, miss, until we invent fire sushi is all we have on the menu. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1837 Please don't ask me to go back out there. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1838 are you the right person at the wrong time? or are you the wrong person at the right time? 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1839 Still or sparkling? 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1840 You're evolved with someone else... 1.3492 0.08515 63 48 8 7
1841 The WiFi password is ‘password.’ 1.3492 0.08208 63 47 10 6
1842 It’s Danish modern, you Neanderthal. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
1843 That’s what you’re wearing? 1.3492 0.08208 63 47 10 6
1844 Argrok, we need to talk. I'm leaving you for Urgrog, he's invented fire and offering me a real future together. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
1845 Would you like anything else to go with your Neolith-accino? 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1846 What do you mean you've outgrown me? 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1847 Your profile DID say caveman, it's always so hard to decipher texts. I thought you were a speleologist. 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1848 Honey, I really think you took this “man cave” idea too far. 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
1849 Face it, I can't keep living in the past. 1.3478 0.07677 69 51 12 6
1850 You really must try going Paleo - I feel like I've turned back the clock about 50,000 years! 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
1851 I'm Plato, can I help you? 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1852 That's it. Sometimes Paleo means no food for the day. 1.3478 0.06987 92 70 12 10
1853 Is that rock taken? 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
1854 I wear the pants now. 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
1855 Sorry, we are out of mastadon milk. Would you like sabertooth cat milk instead? 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1856 Don't let the fancy trappings fool you, we're a streamlined wealth management operation. 1.3478 0.07950 69 52 10 7
1857 The special today is roots and shoots julienne. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1858 No thanks, I went paleo. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1859 When you erase my hand prints, you erase me. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1860 Why the f*ck is there a lamp in here? 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1861 Jim, I think you are taking the paleo diet too literally. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1862 Sorry, we’re all out. Does mammoth milk work? 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1863 I bought it with my stimulus check. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1864 Yeah it was the J&J, how'd you know? 1.3472 0.06305 72 49 21 2
1865 What do you mean, you've never heard about Plato? 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
1866 I think I've hit rock bottom. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1867 But mid-century modern isn’t the vibe I’m after in my man cave. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1868 As she touched the magical mug, she came face to face with her lover's prehistoric doppelganger. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1869 Everything here is swamp to table. 1.3467 0.06710 75 55 15 5
1870 Come out Julie, it's 2030 now 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1871 The housing market is nuts right now, and this is all I could afford. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
1872 Who cares if you’re Homo sapiens and I’m Neanderthal,the way I see it we’re just two crazy kids in love! 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1873 I'm sorry for acting like a Neanderthal 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1874 HR asked me to talk to you about your pronouns 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1875 You’re right. I am a Neanderthal. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1876 welcome to Paleo Place Restaurant! would you like to hear the specials? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1877 Can I get you a Mammoth to get started? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1878 I don't like to brag on my Tinder profile, but I actually invented the man cave. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1879 You can take that Neanderthal thinking right back outside with you 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1880 IKEA you say? never heard of it. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1881 We’d like to feature your man cave on the cover of Dwell Magazine. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
1882 Um, you’re actually sitting in my seat 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1883 I feel like we don't speak the same language... since you don't have one. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1884 Ever thought of opening your own shop, Ikea? 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1885 Do you have anything gluten free? 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1886 When I said I was dating myself, I didn’t mean carbon dating. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
1887 It's more than a diet, it's a lifestyle 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1888 This has been fun, though my head's still a little sore. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1889 I’ll have some more of whatever you’re drinking. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1890 Welcome to Portland. 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
1891 Would you like a blueberry stone with that? 1.3452 0.05079 84 66 12 6
1892 Well you’ve waited long enough and your time has come again. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1893 I apologize but I just checked, and unfortunatley we won't be getting oat milk in for another 3 eras. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1894 We're closed now, but please come back in 30 thousand years." 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
1895 Rent is due on the first 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1896 Dear, I know you’re concerned but it’s rent controlled. We can afford to remodel the breakfast nook. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1897 I'd sit with you but that rock is to heavy to move. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1898 Tonight’s special is fire-roasted chicken, which takes a little longer because we haven’t invented fire yet. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1899 We have to go back in person today. Have you seen my pants? 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1900 Our whole menu is maggot-infested carcass to table. We have some specials today, including two new brackish waters. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1901 We can dim the light if you'd like to enhance the experience. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
1902 Now I know what they meant by retro dating. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1903 Are your ingredients locally sourced? 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
1904 Oh ya? Well you're a Neanderthal! 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
1905 I'll have the Avocado Toast 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
1906 It’s not you. I just feel we are at different stages in our evolution 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
1907 I cant believe I found this cave on Air bnb. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
1908 I'm looking for something more earthy and primitive... 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1909 I’ve never heard of a mammoth latte. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
1910 I will not cave in, Paul. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1911 I said Cave Diving, not Cave Dining. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
1912 Are you using the outlet? 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
1913 We need to talk. Grunting just doesn’t cut it anymore. 1.3433 0.07535 67 49 13 5
1914 What’s an ice girl like you doing in a cave like this? 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
1915 I've made a couple of home improvements dear. 1.3429 0.07851 70 53 10 7
1916 I like to keep it minimalistic. 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
1917 I would recommend sautéed roots with the bone broth. 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
1918 My name is Grrr. I'll be your troglodyte for today. 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
1919 This covid 1 sucks! 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1920 Beyond an uvula-shaped light, I can't think of any possible improvements. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
1921 It was so nice to meet you, can I club you sometime? 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1922 Lady, I’m going to let you in on a secret: paleo coffee isn’t a thing. That’s the same stuff as Costco’s private label. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1923 Funny, your Match.com picture looks nothing like you in real-life! 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1924 Yes, this is the Airbnb you reserved. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1925 It kinda feels more barren, to be honest. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
1926 How'd you get in here? 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1927 I feel like I’ve caved in by agreeing to such decadent, modern conveniences. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1928 Why do mostly men win tbe New Yorker humorless cartoon contest? What the hell century are we in anyway? 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
1929 Cuppa Cave Coffee. 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
1930 Well,at least it’s a step up from that other Hard Rock Cafe. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1931 We only serve drip water 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1932 Debbie, I'm getting the feeling you're not as committed to this whole Paleo thing as I am. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1933 First, we'd like to learn a little about why you're leaving. Did it have to do with our return to in-person work? 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1934 Sorry for the wait. Your frittata's coming, it'll just be another millennium or two." 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1935 My friend sacrificed himself to the Siren so I could bring you coffee. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1936 I refuse to let you drag this relationship back into the Stone Age. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1937 I have to wear pants again? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1938 Welcome to Man Cave, a unique dining experience that combines the best of lockdown and eating out. My name’s Org, and I’ll be your server this evening. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1939 But you look like Jane. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1940 A dead-end job, with no future? I'm out there Marge, hunting, and gathering dinosaur road-kill, trying to advance myself while you just sit here all day, 'evolving. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1941 I know it seems like 20,000 years since you ordered. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1942 I probably should have clarified which mid-century I was going for. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
1943 I consider myself evolved, but slacks are a turn off. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1944 You redecorated again? I thought we agreed a mid-Paleolithic Modern decor was more our thing 1.3415 0.06066 82 57 22 3
1945 Oh, and if you'd like that panini heated, it'll take another 7,000 years. 1.3415 0.07201 82 62 12 8
1946 Sorry for the delay; it's thawing now and should be ready in about 11,700 years. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1947 Us being from two different worlds goes a little beyond just me being white and you being Hispanic... 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1948 Honey, this obsession with minimalism has got to stop! 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1949 Unlike other caveman minimilists I am on the grid 1.3412 0.05689 85 60 22 3
1950 I’m sorry but no shoes, no service. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1951 I like to call it my cave man cave 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1952 I appreciate the visit but if HR forces me back to the office, I’ll quit. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
1953 It's always "unga bunga" this and "unga bunga" that - what about what I want!? 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1954 Welcome to the Hard Rock. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1955 We need build you she shed. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1956 When you said you wanted to try paleo, I didn’t think it would look like this... 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1957 What's 'Paleo'? 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1958 You might call me homo cappuccino, 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1959 Honey, I don’t care what it says on their website, that dining room set doesn’t fit my man cave aesthetic. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1960 Kevin, we've gotten reports from your coworkers of some uncivilized behavior. 1.3393 0.08557 56 42 9 5
1961 Bob, it’s time to come home. This wasn’t what they meant by ‘self-isolate’. 1.3393 0.06874 56 38 17 1
1962 And, the gatherers daily menu features fresh seeds, berries, and aged carrion. 1.3390 0.06216 59 39 20 0
1963 Wake up and smell what? 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
1964 I’d suggest you come see my ‘glyphs, but I’m sure you hear this from all the Neanderthals. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
1965 I feel like you’re not evolving with me. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
1966 Bork suddenly realized that he and Emily came from two very different worlds... 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
1967 Point taken. You're not always running late! 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
1968 It would be great if you invented fire, but how about inventing latte first. 1.3385 0.08285 65 50 8 7
1969 You stopped wearing a bone in your hair; you're drinking coffee...what gives? 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
1970 You just enjoy your drink and I'll explain gender roles in a way you can understand. 1.3385 0.08285 65 50 8 7
1971 It's not a fad diet to me, Jean, it's a way of life. 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
1972 It must be hard to retain workers when they can retire on seven dollars and twenty-five cents. 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
1973 Nice cave. I, too, like the minimalist look. Is there perchance a second chair? 1.3382 0.07730 68 51 11 6
1974 Can you explain this gap on your resume? It just says “ice age.” 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
1975 I'll be back in a week with your cream 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1976 But the GOP said there were dinosaurs out there...! 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1977 You new here? 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1978 Your right, I didn't read the fine print on the reverse mortgage." 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1979 Boy, it’s been millennia, but you haven’t changed a bit. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1980 You're leaving me behind, aren't you. 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1981 Just remember who wears the pants around here. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1982 Do you have stone soup? 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1983 Alice, you need to start killing things and eating raw meat or we won't fit in here. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1984 I killed the Brontosaurus, but I forgot the bread" 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1985 Where do you get your light bulbs? 1.3378 0.07521 74 56 11 7
1986 I found them in the alley behind the cave. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1987 Thank god for social distancing! 1.3378 0.06462 74 54 16 4
1988 Sorry ma'am, biscotti is not going to be invented for 200,000 years yet. Perhaps I can interest you in some grubs? 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1989 Fred, please come and get your vaccination now. It's 100% safe. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1990 It's just a diet, not a lifestyle. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1991 I'm not sure having more time apart is really helping. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1992 Nostradamus told me about you. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1993 And I suppose next you'll be wanting an espresso machine." 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1994 I feel that we are generations apart 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1995 This isn’t iced coffee 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1996 I was supposed to travel to the post-covid era. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1997 I just don’t think this cave was meant to accommodate two remote jobs. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1998 I want to go clubbing like we use to babe 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1999 I came back. It seemed safer here than 2020. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
2000 We need to stop this Paleo diet. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
2001 The first IKEA erectus 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
2002 Is this floor taken? 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
2003 You said you were just going out for milk?! 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
2004 Sorry, we're out. Can you come back in twenty-five thousand years? 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
2005 I see you are really into Paleo. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2006 Maybe this "coffee" thing would be better if we found some way to make it hot. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
2007 Well, this is awkward. My realtor assured me this cave was vacant. . . 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2008 We've been fully vaccinated for weeks, Carl. If you want a seat at the table, you're going to have to put on some pants. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
2009 Do you live in a cave? 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
2010 Dick, you know that until I've had my first cup, the world feels prehistoric. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
2011 The President will see you now! 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2012 Well, I didn't think "get back to our roots" meant this far back. 1.3375 0.05885 80 55 23 2
2013 You know, Swedish furniture is not my cup of tea! 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2014 I may have overdone 'going back to a simpler time'. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
2015 let's start this world from the very beginning 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
2016 There's a communication gap between us 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
2017 It’s all Paleo. Except the s’mores. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2018 White men really are on their way to extinction. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2019 I said let’s get a cup of Java not a cup in Java! 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
2020 Are you wearing a mask? 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
2021 I'm not saying I don't like it, I just feel you've taken the minimalist thing too far 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
2022 We have cow, oat, soy, and mammoth milk. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
2023 When I asked if you've been living in a cave, I didn't mean this. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2024 You're the one that insisted on the cave aesthetic, don't complain to me about not having anywhere to sit. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2025 I don't know why but under the light you look very different from your Tinder profile." 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
2026 It's not you, it's me. I think we're just developing in different ways. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2027 I know it's only been a year or so, Michael, but I really feel like it's been going on for ages. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
2028 So what exactly do we need to do differently so people in your time can go to restaurants again?! 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2029 No, we don’t have almond milk. We’re going for a Paleolithic Era aesthetic. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
2030 honey, i thought you said it was casual attire? 1.3370 0.04955 92 63 28 1
2031 Get out of here you freak! 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
2032 How is that light functional? This makes no sense. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
2033 No, really, I like what you’ve done with the cave. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
2034 Next week we're having an art show. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
2035 The age difference is starting to wear on me. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
2036 I think we should try to get out more. 1.3333 0.05474 90 64 23 3
2037 Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2038 Have you never heard of gentrification? 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
2039 This Cave Coffee trend has gone too far. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
2040 It's Carrol's birthday tomorrow, so remember to sign her tablet. 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
2041 Yes, a croissant would be nice. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
2042 I like mushrooms. Why? 1.3333 0.07064 87 67 11 9
2043 I didn't choose the paleo life, the paleo life chose me. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
2044 the caveman thing has lost its appeal, Bob. 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
2045 I heard girls mature faster, but this is getting out of hand. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
2046 I'm an artist.What do you do? 1.3333 0.06581 60 41 18 1
2047 Let's nip this white privilege thing in the bud, shall we? 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
2048 Don't feel bad. I haven't been shaving during quarantine, either. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
2049 Sorry none of them come furnished 1.3333 0.05215 78 60 14 4
2050 Does it compete with my beard?" 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2051 Thag leaving Amy. Amy no longer light Thag’s fire. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
2052 The Paleo diet takes commitment. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
2053 Everything is on the rocks? 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
2054 Your application for a license has been received and will be acted upon in about 150,000 years 1.3333 0.03298 66 53 10 3
2055 My last client was very happy with my murals. 1.3333 0.05674 78 53 24 1
2056 I can’t imagine why you would think I have masculinity issues? 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
2057 Sorry, but minimalism isn't really working for me anymore. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
2058 Any chance you could hunt up some cream and sugar? 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
2059 Would you like the Paupiettes de Veau with white truffle oil or black? 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2060 Okay fine, but I'm not paying the electric bill 1.3333 0.08245 51 37 11 3
2061 I’m sorry, ma’m. This is the most socially distant table we have. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
2062 Me Derek. Me tell you about our specials. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
2063 Honestly, I thought you were kidding. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2064 What did you catch for dinner? 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2065 It's simple. I've moved on. 1.3333 0.06086 81 60 18 3
2066 mynewyorkercaption# "You voted for Biden, didn't you?" 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
2067 I had to buy it at IKEA...Goodwill doesn't exist yet. 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
2068 I see that you've reinvented the wheel. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2069 The special tonight is mastodon. Lots and lots of mastodon. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2070 Our entrees are all paleo diet approved. 1.3333 0.05595 72 55 13 4
2071 I'm afraid I'm just not ready for a "modern woman." 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
2072 Decaf in de cave, huh? 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
2073 Our espresso machine hasn't been invented yet. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
2074 Your beard doesn’t qualify as a mask 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
2075 Honey, you realise we can't stay at home forever right? 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
2076 I’m not sure this dating app is for me... 1.3333 0.07884 66 50 10 6
2077 Okay...your turn to evolve. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2078 Shall I bring in the mammoth vacuum cleaner? 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
2079 Sorry ma'am. No skins, no service. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
2080 So, you finally caved in? 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
2081 I usually go clubbing but… 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
2082 Can you tell me whether I'm sitting indoors or outdoors? 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
2083 All our coffee is cold brew. 1.3333 0.08046 57 42 11 4
2084 I not see why evolve necessary. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
2085 We're really looking for someone a little more 'dinosaur bone in her hair' - if that makes sense. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2086 Barber shops have reopen, Bob, and Trump is gone. Time to leave the cave. 1.3333 0.06233 66 45 20 1
2087 I’ve decided this isn’t for me 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
2088 I just don't think the whole pants and furniture idea is ever going to take off 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2089 I told you $4000 a month wouldn’t get us a lavish place in the city! 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
2090 That AAARGH needs a lot of polishing... we'll call you 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2091 So when you said we should wake up early I didn't realize you meant Mesozoic 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
2092 You really think I have the best diet, Debra? 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
2093 My name is Bronze, James Bronze-age. Nice lamp! 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2094 I’m rethinking the idea of a simpler life..it sounded more exciting 6 months ago! 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
2095 I'm not ready to get out when the pandemic is over. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
2096 You looked different in your cave painting 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
2097 I prefer the term caveperson ...but yes this neighborhood is really turning around 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2098 Seriously, if you figured out how to get lighting in here you can figure out my milk frother. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
2099 Cave drawings are so last year, I'm waiting for the internet to be invented. 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
2100 Oh Mildred, it really doesn't feel like you're getting into the spirit of reenactment. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2101 Yeah, the light is great, but the Jones’ have a door. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
2102 I thought there was a dress code 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
2103 now it's a coffee table and next it'll be a wifi router huh? 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
2104 We need to have a chat about your man cave... 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
2105 This is cave, not cafe. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
2106 It's our special stone drip grind." 1.3297 0.06063 91 68 17 6
2107 Just because we live in a cave doesn't mean you have to dress like it. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
2108 that outfit is so yesterday! 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
2109 Up late working on the wheel again... 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
2110 I used to be in a Rock band,now I just make Club music. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
2111 Of course I'm happy you moved in, but your Ikea stuff just doesn't work in my man cave. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
2112 Aren't you getting a little out of era? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2113 Mid century modern for you and something more primal for me. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
2114 Next, it needs something on the wall. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
2115 We have 26 offers and 10 are over asking” 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2116 I'm here to warn you about the future. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2117 Since our paleo diet worked out so well I figured,why stop there. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2118 There really is a light at the end of the tunnel then. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2119 I didn't think you'd come back. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2120 I see, you have been gathering again.... 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2121 l feel like life is caving in on me 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2122 A long lost connection have been found 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2123 Well, now it's a Meg cave 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
2124 I wore my mask, where's yours? 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
2125 Most man caves aren't literal. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
2126 Fire is cool, Target is better 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
2127 I know it’s modern, but I’ll never get used to this minimalist furniture. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
2128 What do you mean the lockdown is over? 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
2129 Going back to a prehistoric lifestyle to avoid Covid 19 doesn't include overhead lights and hot coffee Karen. 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
2130 Some days I dont think we are on the same era, much less the same rock. 1.3289 0.05739 76 52 23 1
2131 It's as though we've been living two different lives. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
2132 The Tesla salesman never told me about that silver switch on the dash. Where do you think the kids ended up? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
2133 Any chance of getting some oat milk for my cup of coffee? 1.3289 0.05739 76 57 15 4
2134 So, if people ask, we’re not ‘living in a cave’ – we’re ‘modeling a sustainable lifestyle’? 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
2135 I’m just not ready to go back out there. 1.3289 0.07105 76 62 6 8
2136 I know we teased that you were looking a little uncivilized in our weekly Zoom calls, but this is worse than I expected. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
2137 You've gone too far with the Paleo diet. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
2138 What do you mean you're out of bagels? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
2139 So, that's a no on the man cave? 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
2140 Is this back to the past? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
2141 Someday my people will wake up and smell what? 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
2142 I came here for your Paleo menu. 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
2143 You did mention you're a bit old-school. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
2144 when I said paint the walls I meant blue. 1.3288 0.04800 73 56 14 3
2145 I'm vaccinated and ready to move home. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
2146 You came all the way from the future and you didn't even think to bring me a latte? 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
2147 You say "cave," I say "starter home." 1.3286 0.08068 70 55 7 8
2148 There's a 10,000 year wait for coffee. Can I get you a cup of mud? 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
2149 It’s basically a hipster Café but we decided to make it reaaally vintage. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
2150 It's the cleanest shirt I have 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
2151 You are not getting this “Back to basics” idea right Kate. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2152 I’m sorry your latte is cold. We haven’t discovered fire yet. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2153 It's called ultra-minimalism, honey. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2154 I think I've just evolved out of this relationship. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2155 Sometimes I feel like I'd be better off with a Neanderthal. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2156 You look nothing like your Tinder photos.... 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2157 When the brown woman appeared in his cave he knew the Mancaucacene was over. 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
2158 You've been waiting for eons? 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2159 Next, I suppose you'll want me to start leaving the toilet seat down. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
2160 I think we should see a paleontologist. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2161 Don't try to civilize me, it's too early for that man 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
2162 I step away for one sec, and my firewood gets up-cycled to a table!! 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2163 Now that things are reopening, I’d like to move back to the city. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2164 Tell me more of this IKEA and its meatballs. 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
2165 While you were out hunting, I invented electricity, furniture, coffee, appropriate clothing, and a new tool I think you'll like called a razor. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
2166 So, how long have you been living alone? 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
2167 Now that you've broken the clay ceiling, what next? 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
2168 I think I’ve taken my man cave concept too far 1.3281 0.08350 64 50 7 7
2169 What took you so long? 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
2170 No, no Coq au vin, no food fads at the Paleo Cafe 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2171 You can use the rock. 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
2172 Jane longed for an old-fashioned type guy. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2173 They’re called pants Carl. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2174 Does this dress make me look fat?” “No matter what I answer it will hurt your feelings. 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
2175 I know it's a little dated but you'll need to put down 20k over asking if you want a shot. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2176 Do you think we're taking "small carbon footprint" a little too far? 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
2177 I’m not disappointed to see you, it’s just that I’d imagined something else when everyone told me there’d be light at the end of the tunnel. 1.3276 0.08300 58 44 9 5
2178 The good news is..... 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
2179 I went out to find an iPhone for you but nobody expects a shipment of them for another 80,000 years. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
2180 Come back home, the kids miss you. 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
2181 Can we have a white picket what? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
2182 Don't you think you might be taking this whole "palio" thing a bit too far? 1.3267 0.05286 101 73 24 4
2183 The diet I could do, but I think the paleo lifestyle is a bit much. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
2184 One more week in quarantine and I'll be married to a chimp 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
2185 So, tell me about your mother... 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
2186 We could do with some wall scratches. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
2187 Redecorating during the pandemic really made us take ownership of the “rustic” look. It was that morning when I realized Paul really needed to get out of the house. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
2188 Is Pepsi ok? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
2189 Would you like to see my art collection? 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
2190 - Uh! No thanks I’m fine by myself 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
2191 I think I want to start seeing other cave people 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
2192 Sorry I can't join you. The sign says "No shoes, no shirt, no service." 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2193 This isn’t working. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2194 You're not the same hominid I fell in love with. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2195 Honey, I think you took this whole 'man cave' thing a little too far. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2196 Have you seen my club? I'll be back in three days with dinner, sweetheart! 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2197 You could’ve brought an extra chair 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2198 You'll have to look elsewhere. This is now a she shed. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
2199 I'm not ready to go back to civilization yet. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
2200 No, but we do have soy milk. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2201 Just so you know, the vegan unpasteurized milk is 5 pebbles more. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
2202 Go get your shoes. Dad is waiting in the car. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2203 I can’t keep living like this. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
2204 It will be a 4,500 year wait for your coffee. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
2205 I'm sorry, Gronk. I've moved on. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
2206 honey, we've been vaccinated for weeks, you need to shower and go outside 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2207 Honey, you do know the hairdressers are re-open right? " @newyorkercartoon 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
2208 Honey, did you see what our cave is going for on Zillow?! 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2209 This is just my Covid beard 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2210 I don't recommend the pterodactyl wings. They're a little old. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
2211 I was only gone a year and two months, and now I don't have a seat at the table? 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2212 Do you have any idea how long it will be until mid-century modern will be in style? 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
2213 I see the pandemic wasn't good to you 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
2214 If you'd like something with that, I'd be happy to go out and club something for you. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
2215 With the upgrade to the authentic stone bed we‘re at $2300 per night. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
2216 No, I dont think that my new apartment is a bit "hipster". 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2217 It’s never going to work between us. There’s just too many millennia between us. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
2218 I never thought I wanted an open floor plan 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
2219 I'm sorry Chuck. I can't keep living in the past. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
2220 All these modern conveniences are nice, but do we really have to keep up with the Flintstones? 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2221 So women DO mature faster. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
2222 We're easing slowly back into indoor dining 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
2223 You misunderstood. I said “cocktails at The Cave, man.” 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
2224 I may have gone a bit overboard with the Paleo diet. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2225 I am aware of Mike Pence’s view on the topic but we could really use a second income right now. 1.3235 0.07962 68 53 8 7
2226 Don’t mind me. Just practicing living on essentials. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2227 we STILL need to talk 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2228 I confirmed with the kitchen that nobody knows what oat milk is. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
2229 The wall art is not for sale. 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
2230 Geological time is just a number. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2231 Wow—and I thought my work-from-home office was bad. 1.3231 0.07630 65 49 11 5
2232 I don’t like the office either, but this is a little too remote. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2233 Me Barista. You Jane. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2234 Our Special today is mastodon shank. It’s to die for” 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
2235 Wut? It's called mid-Neolithic Modern. 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
2236 But now you should know that the “juxtaposition of incongruities” is at the heart of the comedic flourish. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
2237 In the future, please refrain from calling it a She Shed. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2238 What’s a mid century? 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
2239 Kale salad again? Is there any wooly mammoth left? 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2240 Ever hear the saying, "Wrong place, wrong time?" 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
2241 but everyone at the office misses you. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
2242 Your modernity is weighing on my Neanderthal proclivities." 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
2243 What did you do with my wife? 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
2244 Your palio-latte-mocha will be out in 2 centuries. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
2245 You know it and I know it, you have always brought out the caveman in me. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2246 It not you. It me. 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
2247 I'll have the mammoth on rye, please 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
2248 Welcome to Pete’s Paleo Palace. I’ll be your Caveman this evening. 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
2249 James, I think this 'No shave November' thing has gone too far 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
2250 What do you mean, no WiFi? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
2251 but I thought you were okay with my minimalistic lifestyle 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
2252 You told me to order the classic fit and now you’re saying it’s too boxy? 1.3218 0.06224 87 66 15 6
2253 Do you like the furniture I gathered? 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
2254 In retrospect we shouldn’t have named it ‘The Cave Inn’. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
2255 You call that retro? 1.3214 0.08493 56 43 8 5
2256 Thanks, but I already have insurance 1.3214 0.06111 112 87 14 11
2257 These hipster bars are getting ridiculous 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
2258 Yes. I am going outside of the cave wearing my pandemic outfit because it’s haute trending, in vaccinated and I have nailed my Covid hair style, so I’m ready to hit the streets... also, my Moomoo covers up my Pandemic Lbs. So I feel good about this. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
2259 Gender gap is real 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
2260 What do you mean back in MY day? Who are you? 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
2261 I know I said I was okay with a minimalist lifestyle,but this is a little too much. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
2262 I’m sorry - I feel like one of us just isn’t evolving in this relationship. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
2263 You've changed me, Brenda. I've thrown away the club. 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
2264 Over this last year I've kinda relaxed the expectations I have of myself. 1.3208 0.08842 53 41 7 5
2265 ...and how long have you felt our relationship hasn't been evolving, Jenny? 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2266 Why do you get to wear the pants in the family? 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2267 Do we have a daily special? Only on days we are lucky. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2268 For a two by two foot square area to draw on will cost one raptor kill! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2269 This is my first time out of my own cave in ages. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2270 The revival of Time Travel Wife Swap was not working out for Carol 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2271 There better be a solar panel up there. 1.3200 0.05745 75 52 22 1
2272 We never really talk anymore. You just grunt. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
2273 Enough with the au naturel! 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
2274 Ok honey, I think you’ve taken the paleo diet as far as it can go. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
2275 MPGA - Make Pangaea Great Again 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
2276 Honey, it’s time for you to go back to the office. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
2277 I think our lives are going in different directions. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
2278 We have electricity now 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
2279 It's stoneware? Big deal. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2280 Cave wife say work wife toxic. 1.3194 0.07869 72 57 7 8
2281 Unshaven, filthy, and poorly drawn is no way to go through life son 1.3194 0.07616 72 56 9 7
2282 Which one of us is supposed to be talking? 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
2283 Our special today is Teriyaki Brontosaurus with a balsamic glaze. 1.3194 0.05876 72 56 13 3
2284 Well anyway, thanks for hosting my two-week intensive Paleo diet program. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2285 You didn't save me a seat? 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
2286 Glad to see I was not being catfished 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2287 You seem distant. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2288 I can't serve you without an i.d. for which age 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2289 Is that Gucci? 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2290 So our dating questionnaires confirmed how compatible we are. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2291 No, I don't work here. I live here. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2292 So you aren’t into me painting buffalo and hand prints everywhere? 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2293 What does one wear to their first ‘welcome back to life after quarantine’ barbecue?” “Not that. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2294 We don't do croissants. Would you like a pinecone to nibble on? 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
2295 The chair came after Fire 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2296 Sorry, the wooly mammoth club sandwich is 86d because of extinction. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2297 Why are you wearing shoes? 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2298 We need to draw. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2299 I'm sorry, Gork, I had to move on. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2300 Care for some Equal or Sweet'N Low? 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2301 Honey, I think you've taken the Paleo Diet too literally. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
2302 See, I told you we need a screen door. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2303 Least convenient holiday to lose my luggage. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2304 You had to one-up my shed. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2305 You’ve taken this retro thing way too far. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2306 You were looking younger on your profile picture 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2307 Ever think about brightening this place up with some pictures? 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2308 I don’t think this is working, Gronk. It’s like we’re from two different eras. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2309 We upgraded from survivalist to minimalist while you were out working on your wheel. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2310 Your man-cave needed that magic Keurig touch, Gary. You’re welcome. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
2311 Grog, feel like we grow apart. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
2312 Dear, I think you are taking "shelter in place" a bit too far. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
2313 Spare some change? 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
2314 I don't think this hunter-gatherer relationship should affect only me." 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2315 Stacey suspected Thag had lied about his age. His profile said Mesolithic but he was clearly Paleolithic. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2316 ‘Is it so bad in the future?’ 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2317 What’s the WiFi code? 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
2318 My Designer calls it 'Early Cromag.' 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2319 Feng Shui enough? 1.3176 0.05849 85 63 18 4
2320 I just think you’ve taken paleo a little too far. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2321 I hope you came with a big appetite. Our special today is mammoth. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2322 I get the feeling you haven't had a customer in, like, ages. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2323 You said we should take a break from our devices... 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2324 Yes, I'll leave you an great review on airbnb" 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2325 Take off my dress and go find me some cream 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
2326 Our next invention should be how to froth the milk. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2327 One club-full of sugar or two? 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
2328 Whatever you do, don't go to 2020. 1.3175 0.08414 63 50 6 7
2329 Listen, Trog. Sometimes people just grow apart. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2330 I would love to have a coffee with you, but I'm on a Paleo diet right now. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
2331 I was hoping for a bit less “rugged,” and more evolved. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
2332 When I wished to go back to pre-pandemic times, I was thinking more like early 2020.... 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
2333 I don’t suppose you’ve seen my keys have you ? 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2334 It's been a long year. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2335 - When you told me about giving a minimalist look to the house I really thought you had Scandinavian design in mind... 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
2336 No thank you. I already have car insurance. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2337 I want you to do the interior design for my cave 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
2338 You didn’t understand Plato’s Republic either? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2339 Am I the only one still taking social distancing seriously? 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
2340 Now that the world is opening up again I'm rethinking my feelings about your new look and our decision to buy this vacation cave. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2341 This is what you're building in our basement? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2342 You can come out of your cave, we have achieved herd immunity! 1.3167 0.08058 60 46 9 5
2343 So this is what you do with my wheel?! 1.3167 0.08401 60 47 7 6
2344 I love what you've done with the place. You've really preserved the history. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2345 Is it just me or does this virtual work space tell me way more than I ever needed to know about my co-workers? 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2346 I see you’re back. I’ve totally evolved since you’ve been away. 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
2347 Well, the light, table, chair and cup is a definite start, but you still have a really long way to go... 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2348 You should try one – I feel so free & easy on the hunt – really allows my skin to breathe. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2349 Sparkling or still? 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2350 Now that we are both vaccinated, why don’t you go to a barber? That pandemic beard is so 2020. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2351 I appreciate that you put in electricity, but it still doesn’t feel like “our” place. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2352 When did you come from? 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
2353 I didn’t mean a literal cave John. Just somewhere where the neighbors won’t ask us to a potluck. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2354 So not wanting a breakfast nook in my man cave makes me a Neanderthal? 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
2355 Centuries from not, this table will be known as Mid Century Modern 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
2356 look at it this way, it could be worse. 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
2357 I'm sorry, Jim, but I just don't know if I can go on living with someone who's perpetually stuck in the past. 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2358 Our marriage will never survive unless you buy-in to the full cave dweller motif. 1.3158 0.06130 76 59 12 5
2359 The barista is right up there with fire and the wheel. 1.3158 0.08361 57 44 8 5
2360 I get the 'sale' part. Explain again about 'fire' 1.3158 0.09080 57 46 4 7
2361 You seem progressive. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2362 Out of mastodon. Grubs Neanderthal is kinda interesting. 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2363 I was told there’d be no Zoom here 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2364 Existential threat preparations aside, you do know you’re homeless, right? 1.3158 0.06272 76 57 15 4
2365 Ya know, babe, sometimes it feels like you're not sold on our back-to-paleo agreement. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2366 Have you seen my sandals? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2367 Nice, a light near the end of the tunnel” 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2368 I thought my sister was joking when she described the dating scene as "coffee and cavemen." 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
2369 I don't mean to be a bear... 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2370 This job is making me bat crazy. 1.3151 0.07000 73 57 10 6
2371 If you are done with your caveman fantasy, you can carry me over your shoulder until we get back to our condo. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
2372 And how, exactly, am I supposed to "Pull up a chair?" 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2373 We've both been vaccinated; don't you think we can go out now? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2374 Fine, I'll try therapy. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2375 It was then that Zach realized that maybe his man-cave was a bit too cheugy. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
2376 So you're saying minimalism got you here? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2377 It’s not you, it’s Mesolithic. 1.3151 0.06433 73 55 14 4
2378 Would it help if I shaved my legs? 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
2379 I got you the light. What's plumbing? 1.3148 0.08697 54 42 7 5
2380 You’re right. The writing’s on the wall. I’m finally ready to accept help. 1.3148 0.09090 54 43 5 6
2381 Hi, my name Oog. I'll be your server today. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
2382 I'm done with gathering. I've decided to be a cave painter. 1.3146 0.04950 89 66 20 3
2383 First day going back into the office huh? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
2384 It is better if you sit. There’s something I need to tell you. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
2385 Are you the futurologist? 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2386 Do you have anything that's paleo? 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
2387 Soooooooooo, I've decided not to evolve, is that a problem? 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2388 You must be new around here. That’s my usual table... 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2389 I think you're taking the idea of man cave too literally. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2390 I know, but my photo on Tinder was taken before the pandemic. 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
2391 I know it's been awhile since you last opened but where are he pastries? 1.3143 0.06119 70 52 15 3
2392 Well, John, I think you’ve proven your point that both fashion AND decor are cyclical. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2393 you have been working from home way to long man 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2394 Sorry, no outlets. Also, what’s an outlet? 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
2395 The brontosaurus burger is prepared over an open flame, assuming we can find two sticks to rub together. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
2396 This neighborhood is gentrifiying very rapidly! 1.3137 0.09071 51 40 6 5
2397 You may be the breadwinner, but I'm still the hunter-gatherer here. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
2398 It's time we discussed rejoining civilization. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
2399 I decided we need a more modern look”. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2400 If we split up, who gets the table? 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2401 Ok, you can stay, but the furniture needs to go. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2402 So, I hear you’re into antiques 1.3134 0.07729 67 52 9 6
2403 Don’t worry, whatever is said in this therapy cave, in the middle of nowhere with no one around for miles, stays here. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
2404 You seem to be too old for me but thank you! 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2405 I'm not caving into buying this place 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
2406 The chef has a lovely filet mastodon today. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
2407 I wish this place had more paleo options. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2408 Let’s talk about kids. What names do you like for a Neanderthal? 1.3133 0.06164 83 63 15 5
2409 I am sure you have another mammoth lie about why there's no dinner tonight 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2410 Can you let me know the WiFi password in here? 1.3133 0.06164 83 63 15 5
2411 Do you have both of your shots? 1.3125 0.07992 64 50 8 6
2412 Honey, did you get all that from Ikea? 1.3125 0.05790 80 62 13 5
2413 I don't think I'm getting the results I expected from this Paleo diet. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2414 Decaf or regular? 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
2415 It's just that you're so basic. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
2416 Food is good,place looks nice,the mammoths you get used to. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
2417 Honey, I think I need a man cave. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2418 I invented 'it's not you it's me!' 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
2419 Look, I'm tired of this hunter-gatherer relationship. I need to evolve. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
2420 They're cold, but LEDs last hundreds of years. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2421 So sorry you're disappointed about not seeing The Stones at the Hard Rock Cafe. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2422 I'm guessing this is slow roasted? 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2423 Tell me again how the future is better. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2424 I'm not going to continue this conversation until you can find a more civilized tone of voice. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
2425 I made it a cafe. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2426 My name is Rocco, thank you for dining with us tonight. I thought you may want to hear our wild catch of the day! 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2427 It won't work if you hang on to the future. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2428 I AM the manager, Karen. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2429 I know we've evolved and adapted during the pandemic but everyone is still expected to come back to the office. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2430 Zog, we need to grunt. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2431 Member, hatchback, practical, amoeba, Waterloo, tungsten. ....but all we have is decaf. 1.3125 0.07388 48 34 13 1
2432 Sorry I’m late I discovered fire 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2433 Just telling you as a co-worker and a friend, this company is evolving.... 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2434 I can't write down your order, writing hasn't been developed yet. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
2435 Don’t try those caveman tactics on me! 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2436 23 and Me said you were my relative...I want my money back. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2437 Do you close once Hunter/Gatherer season kicks back up? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2438 Rosalind, you have to stop treating me like I'm from the Stone Age. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
2439 Why you wearing my dress? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2440 I call it “gentrification” 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
2441 I talked to the contractor. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2442 You just have to come to terms with it. I’ve evolved. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2443 Honey, when you said you were setting up your new man cave, I just naturally thought..... 1.3115 0.06419 61 43 17 1
2444 I told you to make it homey, not modern. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
2445 I think we’ve out grown each other. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2446 Yes, Outlander is my favorite show and, no, this did not turn out as I expected. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2447 I know you can’t understand me Grog, but I think we need to see other people. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
2448 I think you’re the one who has stopped evolving in this relationship. You won’t even wear your pants anymore. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2449 Hunting and gathering isn't paying bills, so I'm asking for a divorce. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2450 Of course we can't see eye to eye on things. You're living in another century! 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2451 I’ll be giving your cafe 5 stars on GRUNT. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2452 He got the house, the car and the dog. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2453 It's not you, Klogg, it's me...I've...evolved. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2454 I’ve been in quarantine since the Paleolithic era - I’m going to need something stronger. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2455 Who’s ready for return to office? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2456 It's just that, when you said you were paleo, this wasn't what I was expecting. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2457 Oh yeah. Well I feel like I waited a millennia for a good table, too. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2458 I went strict Paleo, and it pretty much snowballed from there. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
2459 Have you been living under a rock? No one orders oat milk anymore. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
2460 How long have you been here? 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2461 I'm here to discuss you car's warranty 1.3103 0.08234 58 45 8 5
2462 I give up my job, get rid of all earthly possessions, and you want us to move back to SoHo? 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
2463 Philosophical enlightenment was a mistake 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
2464 Sorry, Ma’am. Outdoor dining only. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2465 It’s mid epoch modern. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2466 When we seated you, you said your entire party was here. We're going to need you to give up the table. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
2467 Just want to meet an old-fashioned guy? CaveDate.com 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2468 Your sous vide egg bites will be another sixty thousand years. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2469 We need to have a grunt. 1.3099 0.07663 71 56 8 7
2470 Seriously,you did not come back to this cave without the oatmilk. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2471 Would you like to draw on the walls while you wait? 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2472 "Brian, I think you've taken this minimalism thing too far." 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2473 You look nothing like your profile cave drawing. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
2474 I'm willing to live off-grid with you but coffee is non-negotiable. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
2475 Private, recently updated, north facing dwelling with expansive property. If you list it above your asking price it’ll fetch at least 3x that, believe me. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2476 Women are equals. Chang my mind. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
2477 Sorry, Ayak, I’m on my break. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2478 When did we agree to transition from man-cave to dining nook? 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
2479 I’m hunting for a wolly mammoth rug, I think it’ll really tie the room together. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2480 We haven't invented chairs yet. May I pull up a rock? 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
2481 All we need now to make it feel like home is a few pictographs. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2482 I have the menu memorized - water. 1.3091 0.08557 55 43 7 5
2483 We've been open since before the pandemic. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2484 When you said we should go "Paleo", I thought you just meant our diet. 1.3091 0.08557 55 43 7 5
2485 Feel free to run wild, I’ll keep myself domestic and civilized 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2486 I’m sorry Elaine, you’re just moving too fast for me. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
2487 The evolution of outdoor dining: first tents, then igloos, now caves... 1.3091 0.06803 55 39 15 1
2488 I asked the genie to transfer me a million yen, not a million years. 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
2489 I’ve evolved 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2490 I used to work here before it became a Starbucks. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2491 You sold all our stuff for Bitcoin, didn’t you? 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2492 I’m getting sick of working from home 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2493 Sure, your book said we had to move to this cave and get rid of all our worldly possessions, but why do I need to dress like this? 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2494 Ah...I see you discovered the new Ikea. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2495 The paleo diet was one thing, but this is getting out of control. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2496 Weaving? Carpentry? Electricity? Pottery? How long have I been napping? 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2497 Sorry, my online dating photo is not current. Neither am I.” 1.3088 0.07629 68 53 9 6
2498 So, is this a ‘real clothes’ place, or can I keep wearing this? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2499 I'm sorry, but it's time to move on. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2500 „When your tinder account said that you’re a conservative guy glorifying the past, I thought you’re just a white old man voting for the Republicans...“ 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2501 I’m sorry! No mask no service! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2502 I recommend a Paleo diet and you’ll feel as good as new! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
2503 The same, but different. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2504 Is that a dress or a tunic? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2505 I think this "man cave" thing has gone too far... 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
2506 You've taken this man cave thing a bit too far. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2507 You must be Grog. 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
2508 I still don't see how this is so much better than my pile of rocks. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2509 .and I bet you are going to tell me that you have a problem with the Woman wearing the pants in the Family...? 1.3077 0.07369 78 62 8 8
2510 This just might work because I like to wear the pants in the house. 1.3077 0.05782 91 69 17 5
2511 We need to talk about who's going to wear the pants around here. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2512 "Just how long have you been up?" 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
2513 So what do you do? 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2514 You're so yesterday! 1.3077 0.07369 78 62 8 8
2515 Don’t be such a Neanderthal. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2516 The coffee maker hasn’t been invented yet. Is there anything else that I can get you? 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2517 Hi, I made a reservation 1 year ago for outdoor-indoor-outdoor dining under “Wallace”, but I’m hoping your dress code is flexible. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2518 Is Covid over yet? 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
2519 We run out of croissants, but I can offer you freshly hunted mammoth 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2520 And I was thinking the saber tooth rug could go here. 1.3077 0.07369 78 62 8 8
2521 Sooooo, you're saying I can't let go of the past? I don't see what you're talking about... 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2522 2% brontosaurus milk ok ? 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
2523 You’re quite late. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
2524 Is there a gluten free option for the Eucharist? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
2525 Darlene, I thought told you not to redecorate my man cave 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
2526 I don't know who you are anymore. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2527 Could you paint something on the walls for posterity? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2528 Excuse me, miss—I believe you’re in the wrong century. 1.3067 0.05687 75 53 21 1
2529 Our mammoth special today is free range and grass fed. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2530 When the genie offered mid-century modern, I thought she meant this century. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2531 Sorry Lenore, the vegan lifestyle is just a deal breaker for me. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2532 No, I am not Jerry Garcia, but I am from San Francisco!! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2533 When you finally have your first date with the guy you met online before the COVID-19 pandemic. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
2534 let's talk about evolution 1.3067 0.06704 75 59 10 6
2535 Thanks for coming inside. We won’t be opening our drive-through for another 100,000 years. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2536 Your cave is lovely but have you considered manscaping? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2537 You moved my rock. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2538 Java Man. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2539 OK, IT TAKES ONE...ONE CAVE MAN TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB, OK??? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW. !!!! 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2540 I’m well aware of the housing shortage, but I was here first. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
2541 You really nailed the paleo vibe. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2542 We may be overdoing this whole Paleo thing. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
2543 Ma’am, this is a paleo coffee house. We only serve prehistoric blends. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2544 Do I have to paint you a picture? 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2545 Do you have a menu for the paleo diet? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2546 You were right, modern furniture really ties this place together. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
2547 IKEA showrooms offer a snapshot of what your future could look like 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2548 Am I intruding? 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2549 Welcome to the future, may I take your order? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2550 It's actually all from IKEA 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2551 Enough is enough. Just get the shot, Fred. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
2552 I agreed to this ‘back to basics’ thing, but I’m not giving up the coffee maker, Tyler 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
2553 Sure you don’t want a dimmer? 1.3061 0.08847 49 38 7 4
2554 Hi, I am your date for the day 1.3061 0.09315 49 39 5 5
2555 This isn't just a man cave. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2556 I thought we were going to consult each other before we made remodeling decisions." 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2557 You evolved without me?! 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
2558 Sorry Carl, but I just had to move on. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2559 Can we at least consider getting cable? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2560 I'm sorry, but you're in the wrong cave. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2561 Paleo, Mammoth or Soy? 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2562 Honey, we have to grunt. 1.3056 0.05643 72 53 17 2
2563 2019 AD, BC.* *Anno Domini, Before Covid. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2564 A few drawings of your last mammoth hunt would really brighten the room 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2565 Cookies are extra. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
2566 So I take it that I’m never gonna wear the pants in this relationship. 1.3051 0.08463 59 47 6 6
2567 I know it’s hard, but the Civil Rights Act was passed 57 years ago. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2568 I thought we were going to discuss the furniture purchase together? 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
2569 I felt the least I could do would be to he to help decorate your man cave. 1.3051 0.06046 59 41 18 0
2570 By 'evolve our relationship', you mean my clubbing days are over. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
2571 I know you like working from home, but I have come to realize that I really miss the office! 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
2572 Sorry, we don’t take Crypto. 1.3051 0.08801 59 48 4 7
2573 I’m going to call it Starbucks. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
2574 It's not appropriation if I let you live here too 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2575 Us need talk. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
2576 you haven’t seen seen game of thrones either? 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
2577 Our mammoth is all free-range. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
2578 I’m sorry but we only serve Paleo dishes here 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2579 Your the bread winner...go get bread 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2580 I like your Cro Magnon- Scandinavian design. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2581 I realize we live in a cave John, but we don't have to look like it. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2582 I have to admit that my version of our paleolithic role-playing fantasy didn't involve herbal tea. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2583 Your midlife crisis has gotten way out of control. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2584 Welcome to Café Paleo. I'll be your hunter-gatherer. Do you prefer your protein live, clubbed, or blanched in molten lava? 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
2585 At least the roof doesn't leak. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2586 As you can see, I'm a minimalist. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
2587 Would you like another woolly mammoth wild pumpkin spice iced cappuccino? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2588 It’s time we started talking about your personal evolution. 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
2589 Meeting yourself after COVID-19 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
2590 Honey, it’s all from Ikea. Greta would approve. I promise 1.3043 0.07809 69 55 7 7
2591 Isn’t checkout at 11:00? 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2592 I want to apologize for clubbing you and dragging you in here by your hair. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2593 I think I'll pull up a rock and join you. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2594 The kitchen isn't finished yet. 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
2595 Bottled or tap? 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2596 I hope you don’t think this is a “Tunnel of Love” 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
2597 The lighting is good, but the decor is a bit dramatic, don’t you think? 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2598 I'm sorry, but we won't have fresh croissants until the Mesolithic. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2599 I’ve always felt we were from two different worlds. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2600 This is the last outfit, what do you think? 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2601 And the only tool you needed was an allen wrench? 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
2602 I think it might be time to go back to the office. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
2603 What is that thing over my head, how does it work, and who the hell is Thomas Alva Edison!? 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
2604 Depilatory? What's a depilatory? 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
2605 Did you come here for the pictographs? 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
2606 Don't you have any to-go cups? 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
2607 Ok, darling, once you‘ve finished your coffee, you‘ll go hunt and I‘ll do the dishes, clean the cave and home school the kids. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
2608 Do I look thinner without a mask? 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
2609 Coming to a streaming service near you it’s Wife Swap, Time Traveller edition. 1.3036 0.06941 56 43 10 3
2610 We’ve decluttered enough. 1.3036 0.08798 56 45 5 6
2611 The only downside is that I've been spending a lot more on hair products. 1.3034 0.05397 89 69 15 5
2612 No, this is the kitchen. I told you to wait in the den. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
2613 The quarantine gave me a chance to reassess my needs. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2614 I said I wanted to go out for prime rib, not primitive! 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2615 It’s not working out. It’s like you’re from a different time. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2616 No, but we do have rocky road. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2617 We're out of mastodon milk. They told me we have some fresh white fluid from oats, though. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2618 you swiped right by accident ? 1.3030 0.07776 66 52 8 6
2619 Juliet,I said you could visit,not move in. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2620 We've grown apart,Krogg. I have a Keurig now. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2621 Well, I WAS gonna tell you about this "wheel" thing I made... 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2622 I guess I have been gone a long time. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2623 Is this 'pre-pandemic' enough for you? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2624 Your latte will be ready in about 30,000 years 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2625 You said I could pick the furniture, if I let you paint the walls. You don’t see me complaining about your “mural”. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2626 I think you’ve taken this artisan/hipster thing a little too far 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2627 I redecorated your man cave, it was too old-fashioned. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2628 Maybe we're taking this cave mentality too far. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2629 What’s Brooklyn? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2630 Honey what happend to you? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2631 Honey, your willingness to start again from scratch is quite commendable. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
2632 I've staged an intervention. You've evolved and I'm worried about you. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2633 No chair and tea for me? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2634 So this is what they meant by "character house with exposed stone walls". 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2635 Things aren’t evolving the same for you and me. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2636 you didn't move yet? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2637 Evolution is a farce. Prove me wrong 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2638 Bob, the family is embarrassed that you self-quarantined instead of getting vaccinated. 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
2639 Mid-which-century modern? 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
2640 At least one of us is embracing life outside the city 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
2641 When you said “let’s go clubbing!” in your dating profile, I totally got the wrong vibe. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
2642 They say hygiene and social skills devolve when working from home, but that's just office-centric bias. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
2643 I guess I’m just still unclear how you got a copy of the catalogue in the first place. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
2644 I don’t think this is what they meant by living in past. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
2645 No coaster, huh? 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
2646 I’d love to join you if someone could invent a second chair. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2647 Honey, I think we need to talk about this work-from-cave arrangement. 1.3016 0.06044 63 49 11 3
2648 We used to sell donuts, but we found a better use for them. 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
2649 I expected someone more button-down but your story intrigues me. 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
2650 So you're out of oat milk? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2651 You may be taking this whole retro-thing too far. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
2652 Actually, if we move the table to the center of the cave, I think it will feel even cozier. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2653 Ka-la, you are certainly a cavewoman ahead of your time. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2654 Have you been waiting Long? 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2655 Why do you always get the chair? 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2656 Just so you know, we’ve already received three cash offers. 1.3016 0.07024 63 49 10 4
2657 Let me get this straight, I can save 15% on car insurance just by switching to gieco?? 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
2658 I don’t, just showed up, AMAZON? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2659 Sorry your latté took so long. Ever tried to milk a mammoth…? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2660 What do you mean there is no paleo menu? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2661 Pull up a rock, and sit down. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2662 So what, i'm just supposed to pull up a rock? 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2663 Who is Ikea and what is hygge? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2664 But where am I going to plug in my laptop?” Amy asked 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2665 Ok, I was wrong! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2666 Verne isn't here. He went to 2020 and got quarantined. 1.3012 0.05617 83 65 15 3
2667 You are too early for the appointment. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2668 I mean, the table and chair are fine, but the lamp is a bit too much 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2669 I think we should hire an interior decorator. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
2670 what time is it"? 1.3011 0.05879 93 73 15 5
2671 There's nothing quite so civilizing as a nice cup of tea. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2672 Do you come here often? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2673 Naw, I'm not Neanderthal, it's just that our profit margin is so low we can only afford these bear-skin tunics for our company uniforms. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2674 I ' m calling it a "mug"-- would you like another one? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2675 And to think a cave man can’t even have a man cave. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2676 They said the chairs are on backorder--something about an epidemic over in Macedonia. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2677 I’m sorry Bill, your idea of the “Simple life” has gone way too far. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2678 Now you’re drinking coffee. You’ve changed. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2679 They only wanted to discuss the wheel and fire. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2680 I invented electricity. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2681 Is that your machine parked outside? 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2682 I’m leaving you Derek, and I’m taking the Canis lupus domesticus with me 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2683 I specifically requested a virtual IKEA meeting. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2684 I think it’s just… I’m woke and you’re another old, white, male. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2685 You're back. I'll order another chair. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2686 You’ll have to wait; Our cook is still out clubbing. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2687 It was at this moment that Doug met his future wife 1.3000 0.08690 50 39 7 4
2688 How can I turn off my video during our in-person interview? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2689 I see you’re in your Allegory of the Cave phase again. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
2690 The writing was on the cave wall. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2691 This is the only style that we can afford now 1.3000 0.06264 80 62 13 5
2692 Your new moo moo looks good Dan 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2693 At least one of us kept up our looks during quarantine... 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
2694 Congrats on reaching a post-COVID state, Susan. I'm not quite there yet. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2695 Look honey, I know you wanted a Man-Cave, but isn't this a bit much? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2696 I am your future 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2697 I’ll be back with that new lightbulb in about 40,000 years. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2698 Sorry I’m Late. What’s new? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2699 This age thing is really killing us. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2700 You must be the gal from lavalife 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2701 Why aren't you in your lion skin? We paid a lot to come to Cave World 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
2702 You've got what you wanted -- NOW can we mate? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2703 Sorry we are mandated for low capacity. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
2704 Does this ‘spark joy’? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2705 Will you be dining alone this evening? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2706 I heard you have an extensive paleo menu. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2707 You want to know why I'm leaving you? Because I've evolved and you haven't. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2708 Post modern is so passé. 1.2985 0.06021 67 50 15 2
2709 Wow,new decor! Do you still serve the blonde vanilla,nonfat,double espresso Latte? 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2710 Um yes... everything on the menu is Paleo 1.2985 0.06560 67 52 11 4
2711 We need to discuss this 'Man-Cave' situation. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2712 I’ve always had a soft spot for Mid-century Mesolithic design. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2713 ... our lives are caving in two different directions 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2714 You don’t look like your tinder photos. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2715 Pandemic is over. Back to the before times. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
2716 Well, this is unexpected. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
2717 We’re not reinventing the wheel, Karen 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2718 I thought we agreed on a contemporary style? 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2719 You were always light years ahead of me 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
2720 It’s just that women are more evolved than men. 1.2982 0.08658 57 46 5 6
2721 please smash the lights out 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
2722 It’s called simple living. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2723 I'm staying right here until the remodeling is done. 1.2979 0.08557 47 36 8 3
2724 When I suggested this wasn't what I had in mind, Frank.. 1.2979 0.09081 47 37 6 4
2725 Ronald Reagan? The actor?!" 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
2726 How would you feel if we went off the grid?</