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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-05-16T23:40:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-05-30T23:42:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-05-24T23:41:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 31, 2021 |
Number of captions | 8868 |
Number of responses | 827963 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | 'Yes Robert I bought a chair. I was sick of my options being between a rock and a hard place.' | 1.9378 | 0.02142 | 1430 | 516 | 487 | 427 |
1 | Do you want to go clubbing later? | 1.9181 | 0.01699 | 2235 | 820 | 778 | 637 |
2 | Yes, the mammoth is free range. | 1.9118 | 0.01530 | 2630 | 935 | 992 | 703 |
3 | The restroom is just down the hall and anywhere you want. | 1.8982 | 0.01432 | 3134 | 1183 | 1087 | 864 |
4 | Sorry John, but there’s too much history between us. | 1.8949 | 0.01481 | 2989 | 1153 | 997 | 839 |
5 | Sorry, I’m the hunter. For your vegan requests, I’ll send over the gatherer.” | 1.8853 | 0.01732 | 2023 | 743 | 769 | 511 |
6 | There’s meat, or we have a new dish called ‘cooked meat’. | 1.8805 | 0.01365 | 3296 | 1235 | 1223 | 838 |
7 | You knew I was a Neanderthal when you married me. | 1.8785 | 0.01282 | 3670 | 1357 | 1402 | 911 |
8 | Myles, the pandemic is ending. You should try to find your pants. | 1.8731 | 0.01437 | 3160 | 1256 | 1049 | 855 |
9 | You look nothing like your drawing. | 1.8701 | 0.01752 | 1924 | 709 | 756 | 459 |
10 | So what am I then? Ancient history? | 1.8658 | 0.01203 | 4151 | 1562 | 1584 | 1005 |
11 | Kevin, at some point you're going to have to shave and go back into the office | 1.8654 | 0.01282 | 3760 | 1448 | 1370 | 942 |
12 | Welcome to the first Hard Rock Cafe | 1.8612 | 0.01488 | 2854 | 1127 | 996 | 731 |
13 | Would you like the “hunt” or “gather” menu? | 1.8611 | 0.01349 | 3176 | 1169 | 1279 | 728 |
14 | I just can’t get past the difference in our ages. | 1.8604 | 0.01356 | 3375 | 1315 | 1216 | 844 |
15 | It just feels like I am the only one evolving in this relationship. | 1.8591 | 0.01931 | 1554 | 575 | 623 | 356 |
16 | Do you want to go out tonight or do you want me to kill something on the way home from work? | 1.8474 | 0.01534 | 2517 | 966 | 969 | 582 |
17 | I feel as though only one of us in this relationship has evolved. | 1.8470 | 0.01649 | 2190 | 845 | 835 | 510 |
18 | Well, pretty much everything on the menu is paleo. | 1.8451 | 0.01929 | 1646 | 651 | 599 | 396 |
19 | If you're so civilized, why don't you use a coaster? | 1.8447 | 0.02190 | 1346 | 555 | 445 | 346 |
20 | Of course everything's locally sourced. Where else is there?" | 1.8446 | 0.01341 | 3289 | 1267 | 1266 | 756 |
21 | Early evidence that women develop faster than men. | 1.8294 | 0.01665 | 2315 | 974 | 762 | 579 |
22 | Welcome to Dino’s Cafe. I’m Paul. I’ll be hunting and gathering for you this evening. | 1.8266 | 0.01560 | 2480 | 1000 | 910 | 570 |
23 | Your entree is still on the run. | 1.8258 | 0.01617 | 2337 | 953 | 838 | 546 |
24 | No, men stayed pretty much the same. | 1.8244 | 0.01616 | 2466 | 1048 | 803 | 615 |
25 | It's not you, it's me. I've evolved. | 1.8229 | 0.01652 | 2202 | 891 | 810 | 501 |
26 | You're probably wondering why I dragged you here. | 1.8205 | 0.01689 | 2251 | 961 | 733 | 557 |
27 | Hi, my name's Frugg. And I'll be hunting and gathering for you tonight. | 1.8190 | 0.01679 | 2205 | 921 | 762 | 522 |
28 | So, this is what $90,000 ACTUALLY gets you in Brooklyn. | 1.8126 | 0.01855 | 1825 | 776 | 615 | 434 |
29 | All of our drinks are on the rocks ... | 1.8120 | 0.01750 | 1952 | 801 | 717 | 434 |
30 | The hardest part was finding a good electrician to wire the ceiling light. | 1.8097 | 0.01866 | 1776 | 750 | 614 | 412 |
31 | I'm so sorry for the delay. We're still trying to invent fire. | 1.8081 | 0.01810 | 1829 | 757 | 666 | 406 |
32 | Hi. I’m Thog and I’ll be your hunter and gatherer tonight/ | 1.8060 | 0.01790 | 1747 | 693 | 701 | 353 |
33 | ‘One clubbed sandwich please.’ | 1.8027 | 0.02164 | 1318 | 562 | 454 | 302 |
34 | You're taking this paleo diet way too literally, John. | 1.8023 | 0.01859 | 1674 | 682 | 641 | 351 |
35 | They gave the promotion to the wheel guy. | 1.8012 | 0.02011 | 1484 | 622 | 535 | 327 |
36 | Normally I meet women by clubbing. | 1.7950 | 0.02085 | 1478 | 665 | 456 | 357 |
37 | What exactly about the term “man cave” didn’t you understand? | 1.7924 | 0.02123 | 1310 | 567 | 461 | 282 |
38 | Yes,the wooly mammoth is free-range. | 1.7904 | 0.02077 | 1374 | 581 | 500 | 293 |
39 | I'm going hunting, do you need anything? | 1.7893 | 0.02075 | 1348 | 563 | 506 | 279 |
40 | Our menu is entirely hunt to table. | 1.7807 | 0.02176 | 1190 | 494 | 463 | 233 |
41 | I evolved, Stuart. | 1.7801 | 0.02273 | 1187 | 523 | 402 | 262 |
42 | This is not the historic brownstone I had in mind | 1.7790 | 0.02673 | 837 | 363 | 296 | 178 |
43 | It’s just coffee, lady. We’re not inventing the wheel here. | 1.7788 | 0.02240 | 1153 | 489 | 430 | 234 |
44 | You were gone a long time. I evolved. | 1.7769 | 0.02336 | 1143 | 512 | 374 | 257 |
45 | There is only one rule for a "man cave" and you're breaking it. | 1.7762 | 0.02284 | 1135 | 491 | 407 | 237 |
46 | As a matter of fact, I HAVE been living in a cave. | 1.7728 | 0.02313 | 1074 | 458 | 402 | 214 |
47 | Today’s wifi password is: 🦌🦣🦣🦤🦧. You’ll find it painted on the wall. | 1.7712 | 0.02388 | 1049 | 461 | 367 | 221 |
48 | where ISN'T the bathroom? | 1.7692 | 0.02538 | 1018 | 478 | 297 | 243 |
49 | It isn’t you, it’s me. I’ve evolved. | 1.7676 | 0.02396 | 1007 | 435 | 371 | 201 |
50 | The sign does not say café. It says cave. | 1.7669 | 0.02440 | 1008 | 447 | 349 | 212 |
51 | I've just been feeling lately like we're at different stages in our development. | 1.7667 | 0.02390 | 990 | 422 | 377 | 191 |
52 | I see you went to IKEA. | 1.7665 | 0.02465 | 998 | 446 | 339 | 213 |
53 | Technically, we don't open for another 65,000 years. | 1.7645 | 0.02486 | 964 | 427 | 337 | 200 |
54 | I thought we agreed to evolve together. | 1.7642 | 0.02436 | 950 | 406 | 362 | 182 |
55 | You said you wanted a kitchen with granite. | 1.7634 | 0.02507 | 951 | 423 | 330 | 198 |
56 | So, I gather you hunt. | 1.7630 | 0.02579 | 941 | 432 | 300 | 209 |
57 | What can I say? While you were out hunting and gathering, I evolved. | 1.7629 | 0.02504 | 966 | 434 | 327 | 205 |
58 | can you use a coaster? We're not Neanderthals | 1.7616 | 0.02541 | 927 | 414 | 320 | 193 |
59 | I can evolve. | 1.7599 | 0.02438 | 908 | 380 | 366 | 162 |
60 | Now that the kids are older I think I’d like to start gathering again. | 1.7594 | 0.02437 | 902 | 376 | 367 | 159 |
61 | You look different from your cave painting. | 1.7591 | 0.02501 | 909 | 394 | 340 | 175 |
62 | When I said I wanted to go back to pre-covid times, I did not mean this far back. | 1.7589 | 0.02604 | 896 | 406 | 300 | 190 |
63 | Please, Jeff... It's time to stop living in the past. | 1.7574 | 0.02572 | 882 | 390 | 316 | 176 |
64 | You're right, it needs pockets | 1.7572 | 0.02569 | 873 | 383 | 319 | 171 |
65 | You've changed since we started working from home | 1.7569 | 0.02556 | 864 | 374 | 326 | 164 |
66 | Well, I AM the last man on Earth and I don’t want to be with you either. | 1.7566 | 0.02695 | 871 | 407 | 269 | 195 |
67 | Can't we talk about it like civilized people? | 1.7552 | 0.02553 | 866 | 376 | 326 | 164 |
68 | Call me crazy, but sometimes I think that women are just more evolved. | 1.7530 | 0.02551 | 846 | 363 | 329 | 154 |
69 | What do you mean by, “I want a man who is more evolved.”? | 1.7524 | 0.02536 | 848 | 362 | 334 | 152 |
70 | When you said you wanted a man cave in the basement I did not expect this. | 1.7509 | 0.02636 | 823 | 363 | 302 | 158 |
71 | You look younger in your petroglyph. | 1.7500 | 0.02654 | 804 | 353 | 299 | 152 |
72 | Paleo isn't a diet. It's a lifestyle. | 1.7484 | 0.02728 | 803 | 366 | 273 | 164 |
73 | When hairy met Sally. | 1.7484 | 0.02791 | 791 | 368 | 254 | 169 |
74 | We are looking for someone who can draw line sketches of wild animals as well as alien type creatures that will leave people guessing for years. | 1.7465 | 0.02777 | 785 | 362 | 260 | 163 |
75 | The chef is having a little trouble starting the fire. | 1.7464 | 0.02722 | 769 | 341 | 282 | 146 |
76 | Carbon dating. | 1.7454 | 0.02794 | 766 | 351 | 259 | 156 |
77 | You look exactly like your pictograph. | 1.7443 | 0.02766 | 751 | 336 | 271 | 144 |
78 | Now that we can go outside again, we need to discuss your outfit | 1.7441 | 0.02764 | 762 | 344 | 269 | 149 |
79 | Where were you? I've been sitting here for ages. | 1.7420 | 0.02835 | 748 | 346 | 249 | 153 |
80 | I'm pretty sure I mentioned I was a neanderthal in my online profile. | 1.7414 | 0.02765 | 727 | 320 | 275 | 132 |
81 | What if you tried to be a hunter-gatherer-listener? | 1.7409 | 0.02941 | 741 | 358 | 217 | 166 |
82 | What do you mean you've "evolved" and I haven't? | 1.7406 | 0.02880 | 721 | 333 | 242 | 146 |
83 | Ah, this is embarrassing—I’m really early, aren’t I? | 1.7406 | 0.02880 | 717 | 330 | 243 | 144 |
84 | What are you drinking? And wearing? And sitting on? | 1.7400 | 0.02874 | 723 | 334 | 243 | 146 |
85 | What part of "living in the past" do you not get? | 1.7380 | 0.02851 | 706 | 319 | 253 | 134 |
86 | Well, first I figured out how to roast coffee, then the rest kind of fell into place. | 1.7377 | 0.02892 | 690 | 313 | 245 | 132 |
87 | Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe. I'll be your server today. | 1.7374 | 0.02873 | 712 | 327 | 245 | 140 |
88 | It wasn’t until the waiter arrived that Kathy realized Cavern on the Green was a theme restaurant. | 1.7365 | 0.02983 | 683 | 321 | 221 | 141 |
89 | I just feel like I’ve changed and you’ve stayed the same | 1.7350 | 0.02890 | 683 | 309 | 246 | 128 |
90 | I know you think all men are Neanderthals, but I keep telling you I’m Cro-Magnon. | 1.7345 | 0.02871 | 678 | 303 | 252 | 123 |
91 | I think you’re taking this Paleo thing a bit too far. | 1.7332 | 0.03035 | 626 | 286 | 221 | 119 |
92 | We serve only pre-Columbian coffee. | 1.7330 | 0.03333 | 558 | 267 | 173 | 118 |
93 | I remember when this place was just a hole in the wall. | 1.7327 | 0.03366 | 520 | 241 | 177 | 102 |
94 | Most people lie on dating sites. You really are a caveman. | 1.7312 | 0.02974 | 640 | 290 | 232 | 118 |
95 | We need to talk about the woolly mammoth in the room. | 1.7289 | 0.03047 | 616 | 282 | 219 | 115 |
96 | Dave, I'd really hoped we could've evolved together, as a couple. | 1.7284 | 0.03041 | 626 | 289 | 218 | 119 |
97 | You look nothing like your cave painting | 1.7283 | 0.02997 | 633 | 289 | 227 | 117 |
98 | I prefer cave-person, thank you very much. | 1.7261 | 0.02984 | 639 | 293 | 228 | 118 |
99 | When do I get to wear the pants? | 1.7244 | 0.03138 | 606 | 287 | 199 | 120 |
100 | I see you took down my paintings. | 1.7227 | 0.03643 | 458 | 220 | 145 | 93 |
101 | Am I late, or are you early? | 1.7204 | 0.03097 | 583 | 267 | 212 | 104 |
102 | I'm good with the Covid beard, but I am going to want my dresses back. | 1.7203 | 0.03270 | 572 | 277 | 178 | 117 |
103 | Craig, you've got to stop living in the past. | 1.7192 | 0.03075 | 584 | 266 | 216 | 102 |
104 | Today’s special is an organic locally sourced non-gmo grass fed woolly mammoth...or nothing. We can never be sure. | 1.7191 | 0.03129 | 591 | 277 | 203 | 111 |
105 | The difference in age concerns me. | 1.7181 | 0.03238 | 557 | 263 | 188 | 106 |
106 | I feel like between the two of us, the quarantine changed you the most | 1.7173 | 0.03302 | 566 | 277 | 172 | 117 |
107 | You're never coming back to the office, are you? | 1.7166 | 0.03255 | 554 | 263 | 185 | 106 |
108 | I’ll confess, when you said “man cave”, my first thoughts went to a foosball table in the basement. | 1.7140 | 0.03159 | 542 | 246 | 205 | 91 |
109 | I feel like we aren't evolving as a couple any more. | 1.7135 | 0.03359 | 534 | 259 | 169 | 106 |
110 | Um, yeah...When I said I was into older men, I probably should have been more specific. | 1.7132 | 0.03238 | 537 | 250 | 191 | 96 |
111 | I'm leaving you. I've met someone less evolved. | 1.7124 | 0.03219 | 539 | 250 | 194 | 95 |
112 | I'm sorry Martha - I just think there's too much history between us. | 1.7121 | 0.03455 | 528 | 264 | 152 | 112 |
113 | You hunt and gather, I now work from home. | 1.7120 | 0.03199 | 552 | 258 | 195 | 99 |
114 | I just feel like we’re on different timelines here | 1.7086 | 0.03204 | 525 | 240 | 198 | 87 |
115 | You knew I was a caveman when you married me. | 1.7085 | 0.03067 | 566 | 257 | 217 | 92 |
116 | I just don’t know if I’m ready to go back to the office. | 1.7071 | 0.03229 | 536 | 251 | 191 | 94 |
117 | Clearly, you've moved on. | 1.7049 | 0.03282 | 515 | 241 | 185 | 89 |
118 | You're early. Way early | 1.7048 | 0.03373 | 498 | 236 | 173 | 89 |
119 | Kevin, I’m over this paleo thing. | 1.7043 | 0.03485 | 487 | 237 | 157 | 93 |
120 | Yes, this is my first date since lockdown started, what makes you ask? | 1.7040 | 0.03303 | 500 | 232 | 184 | 84 |
121 | I'm sorry Roger, I've evolved. | 1.7039 | 0.03378 | 493 | 233 | 173 | 87 |
122 | Maybe on our next date we could go clubbing. | 1.7036 | 0.03325 | 496 | 231 | 181 | 84 |
123 | Today's specials are still out there. | 1.7033 | 0.03335 | 492 | 229 | 180 | 83 |
124 | Wanna go clubbing tonight? | 1.7015 | 0.03561 | 479 | 238 | 146 | 95 |
125 | Yes, I went out clubbing again last night. | 1.6998 | 0.03358 | 493 | 233 | 175 | 85 |
126 | "Where do you see yourself in five thousand years? | 1.6994 | 0.03472 | 469 | 224 | 162 | 83 |
127 | I just don’t see myself wearing pants again. | 1.6992 | 0.03441 | 472 | 224 | 166 | 82 |
128 | I just don’t think we’re evolving as a couple. | 1.6985 | 0.03495 | 461 | 220 | 160 | 81 |
129 | I guess discovering fire wasn't enough for you. | 1.6975 | 0.03484 | 476 | 231 | 158 | 87 |
130 | You say I look like a Neanderthal like that’s a bad thing” | 1.6974 | 0.03473 | 456 | 215 | 164 | 77 |
131 | What part of 'man cave' do you not understand? | 1.6968 | 0.04554 | 277 | 134 | 93 | 50 |
132 | The wait for a latte is currently 23,000 years. | 1.6961 | 0.03713 | 464 | 240 | 125 | 99 |
133 | Is that what you're wearing? | 1.6952 | 0.03448 | 456 | 214 | 167 | 75 |
134 | When you said you wanted a man cave, I guess I didn't take it literally. | 1.6935 | 0.03404 | 447 | 205 | 174 | 68 |
135 | I think you're missing the point of the man cave. | 1.6933 | 0.03401 | 450 | 207 | 174 | 69 |
136 | So I hear you’re into clubbing. | 1.6933 | 0.03582 | 463 | 230 | 145 | 88 |
137 | Just once, can’t we sit down and have a civilized conversation? | 1.6930 | 0.03520 | 456 | 220 | 156 | 80 |
138 | You’re picturing me as a caveman again, aren’t you. | 1.6916 | 0.03548 | 454 | 223 | 149 | 82 |
139 | I feel like you've moved on without me. | 1.6910 | 0.03397 | 479 | 229 | 169 | 81 |
140 | Its not you, I just feel like we are living in different times, you know? | 1.6897 | 0.03484 | 435 | 203 | 164 | 68 |
141 | I just feel like I'm the only one evolving in this relationship. | 1.6889 | 0.03726 | 450 | 232 | 126 | 92 |
142 | You actually look like your cave drawing. | 1.6872 | 0.03442 | 454 | 215 | 166 | 73 |
143 | Charlotte! I haven’t seen you in a million years! | 1.6863 | 0.03728 | 424 | 212 | 133 | 79 |
144 | Let’s just say that I’ve evolved. | 1.6862 | 0.03632 | 427 | 208 | 145 | 74 |
145 | College has changed you. | 1.6860 | 0.03629 | 414 | 198 | 148 | 68 |
146 | Instead of spending money on decorating, why don't we draw on the walls? | 1.6858 | 0.03527 | 436 | 208 | 157 | 71 |
147 | Do you ever feel like we're living in two different worlds? | 1.6851 | 0.03397 | 435 | 199 | 174 | 62 |
148 | I sold your wheel. | 1.6849 | 0.03703 | 438 | 222 | 132 | 84 |
149 | I just replaced the V with an F, and liked the sound of it. So, CAFE it is. | 1.6848 | 0.03789 | 422 | 215 | 125 | 82 |
150 | Actually, I think the rock looked just fine where it was | 1.6841 | 0.03752 | 402 | 197 | 135 | 70 |
151 | You're probably wondering why I dragged you in here today. | 1.6840 | 0.03701 | 424 | 211 | 136 | 77 |
152 | You say "man cave," I say "starter home." | 1.6832 | 0.03803 | 404 | 202 | 128 | 74 |
153 | It was at that moment that Sharon realized the premium DNA ancestry package was, in fact, not worth the additional price. | 1.6829 | 0.03852 | 410 | 210 | 120 | 80 |
154 | It’s a man cave Allison, you don’t have to ‘Do’ anything | 1.6826 | 0.03724 | 397 | 192 | 139 | 66 |
155 | Would you like to see our paleo menu? | 1.6816 | 0.03804 | 402 | 201 | 128 | 73 |
156 | I was fine with this until you painted over my deer. | 1.6801 | 0.03795 | 422 | 217 | 123 | 82 |
157 | Have you seen my tablet? | 1.6786 | 0.03836 | 392 | 196 | 126 | 70 |
158 | I think our age difference is becoming an issue. | 1.6781 | 0.03802 | 407 | 206 | 126 | 75 |
159 | Gosh...you look so different from your petroglyph. | 1.6772 | 0.03702 | 412 | 204 | 137 | 71 |
160 | I know they’re Neanderthals but they’re still my parents. | 1.6772 | 0.03820 | 381 | 187 | 130 | 64 |
161 | You have to stop this living in the future, Sarah. | 1.6768 | 0.03897 | 393 | 201 | 118 | 74 |
162 | You look like a nice guy, but I just think the timing isn't right for us. | 1.6768 | 0.03739 | 396 | 194 | 136 | 66 |
163 | I feel like I'm the only one who has been evolving in this relationship. | 1.6762 | 0.03859 | 383 | 191 | 125 | 67 |
164 | I just feel that I've evolved but our relationship hasn't. | 1.6762 | 0.03714 | 383 | 183 | 141 | 59 |
165 | Fine, tell me more about this “wheel.” | 1.6752 | 0.03709 | 391 | 189 | 140 | 62 |
166 | I had the option to work from wherever,so I said "anywhere except 2021." I guess I should have been more specific. | 1.6739 | 0.03876 | 368 | 181 | 126 | 61 |
167 | Been waiting long? | 1.6739 | 0.03888 | 371 | 184 | 124 | 63 |
168 | I can’t stop dwelling in the past. | 1.6736 | 0.03862 | 383 | 192 | 124 | 67 |
169 | did you... paint over all of my cave drawings? | 1.6721 | 0.03933 | 366 | 183 | 120 | 63 |
170 | After that display yesterday, Karen, I’m not sure you’re in a position to call me uncivilized. | 1.6720 | 0.03833 | 378 | 187 | 128 | 63 |
171 | Would you like to see my cave drawings? | 1.6719 | 0.03838 | 384 | 192 | 126 | 66 |
172 | Does that tabletop come off? I wanna try something. | 1.6711 | 0.04039 | 377 | 198 | 105 | 74 |
173 | Your waiter said you ordered grog...I'm Grog. | 1.6711 | 0.03915 | 377 | 191 | 119 | 67 |
174 | You’re still living in the past, Frank | 1.6711 | 0.03823 | 377 | 186 | 129 | 62 |
175 | I went to Ikea. | 1.6704 | 0.03887 | 358 | 175 | 126 | 57 |
176 | Harold, it's time we have a talk about your man cave. | 1.6702 | 0.03814 | 376 | 185 | 130 | 61 |
177 | I told you that you might regret using that chair as kindling. | 1.6694 | 0.03871 | 360 | 176 | 127 | 57 |
178 | I just think it's a slippery slope - first thing I shave, next thing it's a client meeting in Dallas. | 1.6676 | 0.03970 | 358 | 180 | 117 | 61 |
179 | We're the original Hard Rock Cafe. | 1.6676 | 0.03733 | 361 | 185 | 119 | 57 |
180 | Alright, so maybe I went a little too far with the man cave. | 1.6676 | 0.03949 | 367 | 186 | 117 | 64 |
181 | They’re called pants. | 1.6676 | 0.03885 | 370 | 185 | 123 | 62 |
182 | Elaine was unprepared for just how committed Doug was to his paleo diet | 1.6667 | 0.03833 | 381 | 191 | 126 | 64 |
183 | It’s not you; it’s me. I’ve evolved. | 1.6648 | 0.04016 | 364 | 188 | 110 | 66 |
184 | Smoking section? We haven't even discovered fire yet! | 1.6648 | 0.04081 | 361 | 189 | 104 | 68 |
185 | It just feels like we're at different stages in life. | 1.6648 | 0.03833 | 358 | 174 | 130 | 54 |
186 | You say Caveman like its a bad thing. | 1.6646 | 0.03903 | 325 | 153 | 128 | 44 |
187 | You know, calling me a Neanderthal doesn't have the sting you think it does. | 1.6639 | 0.03957 | 360 | 182 | 117 | 61 |
188 | When I look at you, I see the future. | 1.6639 | 0.03883 | 357 | 176 | 125 | 56 |
189 | Well, for my third and final wish, I told the genie I wanted to live in simpler times | 1.6637 | 0.04082 | 342 | 174 | 109 | 59 |
190 | You don’t look like your cave drawing. | 1.6629 | 0.04129 | 350 | 183 | 102 | 65 |
191 | It's a starter cave. Looking to move up to a cavern. | 1.6621 | 0.03621 | 367 | 171 | 149 | 47 |
192 | Ikea really does fit in anywhere. | 1.6619 | 0.03998 | 349 | 176 | 115 | 58 |
193 | Yes, I mind that you were out clubbing until 2 a.m. | 1.6618 | 0.04118 | 346 | 185 | 96 | 65 |
194 | Invent your own chair. | 1.6607 | 0.04271 | 336 | 179 | 92 | 65 |
195 | I don't think this is working out. The difference in our ages is just too great. | 1.6603 | 0.04096 | 368 | 197 | 99 | 72 |
196 | I just feel like I do all the gathering around here, that’s all. | 1.6595 | 0.03799 | 370 | 183 | 130 | 57 |
197 | I don't feel like you're committing to the Paleo lifestyle. | 1.6594 | 0.04033 | 367 | 193 | 106 | 68 |
198 | My name's Dave and I'll be your hunter. | 1.6591 | 0.03770 | 399 | 204 | 127 | 68 |
199 | There’s no reason we can’t be civilized | 1.6580 | 0.03869 | 345 | 168 | 127 | 50 |
200 | You've had your shots. Time to put some pants on and go back to work. | 1.6576 | 0.03837 | 368 | 184 | 126 | 58 |
201 | Biden was elected president. We can leave our cave now... | 1.6569 | 0.04203 | 341 | 181 | 96 | 64 |
202 | You don’t look as tall as you did in your cave painting. | 1.6558 | 0.03943 | 337 | 166 | 121 | 50 |
203 | So, while I'm spending the day scavenging for us you're at IKEA? | 1.6554 | 0.04241 | 325 | 170 | 97 | 58 |
204 | Yes, we can accommodate a Paleo diet. | 1.6554 | 0.04040 | 354 | 184 | 108 | 62 |
205 | Fred, I think it's time you give up, get your vaccination, and come on home | 1.6550 | 0.03891 | 371 | 190 | 119 | 62 |
206 | First the wheel, now IKEA. | 1.6547 | 0.04116 | 333 | 171 | 106 | 56 |
207 | Hi, I'm Julie from the future. Do you want the good news or the bad news? | 1.6545 | 0.04190 | 330 | 172 | 100 | 58 |
208 | It's the age gap, isn't it? | 1.6543 | 0.04782 | 269 | 145 | 72 | 52 |
209 | It's not you. We're just evolving at different rates. | 1.6535 | 0.04179 | 329 | 171 | 101 | 57 |
210 | Of all the caves in all the towns in all the world, you show up in mine. | 1.6531 | 0.04111 | 320 | 161 | 109 | 50 |
211 | I just feel like sitting defeats the purpose of Homo Erectus. | 1.6527 | 0.04230 | 311 | 159 | 101 | 51 |
212 | You don"t look a bit like your cave painting. | 1.6512 | 0.03978 | 324 | 159 | 119 | 46 |
213 | We're going back to the office soon, Hank, you gotta put some pants on eventually. | 1.6509 | 0.04093 | 338 | 175 | 106 | 57 |
214 | Are you still doing paleo, or can I get you a scone? | 1.6508 | 0.03849 | 358 | 179 | 125 | 54 |
215 | Sorry your coffee is cold. The kitchen is still waiting to discover fire. | 1.6508 | 0.04378 | 315 | 169 | 87 | 59 |
216 | Hello. I'm Grok, your hunter. What may I kill for you today? | 1.6506 | 0.04221 | 312 | 160 | 101 | 51 |
217 | I’m sorry, Urg. Early polling suggests you’re too evolved to win a GOP leadership role in the House. | 1.6503 | 0.04483 | 306 | 166 | 81 | 59 |
218 | When your profile said that you were Paleo, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.6503 | 0.04263 | 306 | 157 | 99 | 50 |
219 | We're just evolving into different people. | 1.6503 | 0.03976 | 346 | 176 | 115 | 55 |
220 | Well, maybe there's a reason I behave like a Neanderthal. | 1.6501 | 0.04003 | 343 | 175 | 113 | 55 |
221 | One of us is in the wrong cartoon! | 1.6484 | 0.04343 | 310 | 164 | 91 | 55 |
222 | We ARE from two different worlds. Mine includes full sentences, deodorant, and consensual sex. | 1.6474 | 0.04317 | 329 | 179 | 87 | 63 |
223 | I must have been out hunting and gathering longer than I thought. | 1.6471 | 0.03981 | 306 | 147 | 120 | 39 |
224 | So you can invent electricity, but a second chair is just too much? | 1.6471 | 0.04341 | 306 | 161 | 92 | 53 |
225 | I’m sorry, my mother was right, you are a Neanderthal. | 1.6467 | 0.04180 | 334 | 177 | 98 | 59 |
226 | I can't keep living in the past. | 1.6467 | 0.04100 | 317 | 160 | 109 | 48 |
227 | ...is lightly beaten with a club and served with a side of fresh acorns and mixed berries. | 1.6456 | 0.04013 | 316 | 156 | 116 | 44 |
228 | One trip to IKEA and you think you're so evolved. | 1.6442 | 0.04176 | 326 | 171 | 100 | 55 |
229 | I'd offer to warm that up for you, but fire is still a ways off. | 1.6438 | 0.04325 | 292 | 150 | 96 | 46 |
230 | I'm confused. Which one of us is a time traveler? | 1.6431 | 0.04216 | 311 | 164 | 96 | 51 |
231 | You're right, lighting makes all the difference. | 1.6429 | 0.04071 | 308 | 153 | 112 | 43 |
232 | So when you said it has been ages since you went on a date . . . | 1.6429 | 0.04126 | 322 | 166 | 105 | 51 |
233 | What do you want me to do? Reinvent the wheel? | 1.6424 | 0.04213 | 302 | 154 | 102 | 46 |
234 | Oh wow..you’re here very very early.... | 1.6424 | 0.04537 | 288 | 155 | 81 | 52 |
235 | Very funny. Next time you find the Airbnb. | 1.6419 | 0.04302 | 310 | 164 | 93 | 53 |
236 | Frankly, I thought your Mammoth Latte would be bigger. | 1.6417 | 0.04066 | 321 | 163 | 110 | 48 |
237 | What do you mean you don’t want to gather anymore? | 1.6407 | 0.04213 | 295 | 149 | 103 | 43 |
238 | I think you're taking this 'mancave' thing too far George. | 1.6390 | 0.04199 | 313 | 163 | 100 | 50 |
239 | We don't get many gatherers in here. | 1.6389 | 0.04266 | 288 | 146 | 100 | 42 |
240 | Look, with things opening back up I think you should start wearing pants again. | 1.6386 | 0.04330 | 285 | 148 | 93 | 44 |
241 | Today’s special is meat.” | 1.6377 | 0.04352 | 276 | 140 | 96 | 40 |
242 | Quarantine is over Ryan, it’s time to put some pants on and shave | 1.6370 | 0.04319 | 292 | 154 | 91 | 47 |
243 | I identify as neolithic, but with paleo tendencies. | 1.6369 | 0.04142 | 314 | 162 | 104 | 48 |
244 | It's over, Laura. Can't you read the drawing on the wall? | 1.6364 | 0.04235 | 286 | 147 | 98 | 41 |
245 | That's when Anna knew Doug had gone "full paleo" | 1.6364 | 0.04426 | 275 | 142 | 91 | 42 |
246 | The Wi-Fi password is three hunters throwing spears at a mammoth by a hill. | 1.6361 | 0.04337 | 294 | 154 | 93 | 47 |
247 | Sometimes I feel like we live in different worlds. | 1.6361 | 0.04061 | 294 | 144 | 113 | 37 |
248 | I'm Java Man. I'll be your server. | 1.6360 | 0.04059 | 283 | 154 | 91 | 38 |
249 | Frankly, I was hoping for more “Man” and less “Cave”. | 1.6360 | 0.04357 | 283 | 146 | 94 | 43 |
250 | So, how long have you been doing paleo? | 1.6351 | 0.04208 | 296 | 151 | 102 | 43 |
251 | I'm all about the upgrade, but what happened to my paintings? | 1.6344 | 0.04495 | 279 | 148 | 85 | 46 |
252 | When I said I wanted to satisfy my primal urges I had something else in mind Dave... | 1.6344 | 0.04379 | 279 | 144 | 93 | 42 |
253 | Of all the caves in all the towns in all Pangea she walks into mine. | 1.6333 | 0.04323 | 300 | 159 | 92 | 49 |
254 | We have some concerns about your recent drawings. | 1.6331 | 0.04538 | 278 | 149 | 82 | 47 |
255 | I'm Thog, I'll be your caveman. Is this your first time at a paleo café? | 1.6327 | 0.04519 | 275 | 146 | 84 | 45 |
256 | Geez, and I was coming in here to brag about fire. | 1.6319 | 0.04548 | 288 | 158 | 78 | 52 |
257 | I think some paintings would really bring this place together. | 1.6319 | 0.04171 | 307 | 159 | 102 | 46 |
258 | We accept Crypto, Venmo and Mesopotamian shekel. | 1.6308 | 0.04470 | 279 | 148 | 86 | 45 |
259 | Shouldn't civilization mean at least two chairs? | 1.6307 | 0.04258 | 287 | 150 | 95 | 42 |
260 | When you said you wanted a Man Cave, I wasn't expecting this. | 1.6305 | 0.04411 | 295 | 159 | 86 | 50 |
261 | You did say I could have a man cave... | 1.6305 | 0.04278 | 295 | 154 | 96 | 45 |
262 | With winter drawing in, Alan began questioning his commitment to his Paleo lifestyle and had to admit he was starting to get cold feet. | 1.6300 | 0.04489 | 273 | 144 | 86 | 43 |
263 | I've evolved, Thog. | 1.6299 | 0.04559 | 281 | 153 | 79 | 49 |
264 | You’re just not evolving the way I’d hoped. | 1.6298 | 0.04321 | 289 | 151 | 94 | 44 |
265 | 97% match, really? | 1.6295 | 0.04395 | 305 | 167 | 84 | 54 |
266 | Would you like to hear today’s paleo specials? | 1.6291 | 0.04201 | 302 | 157 | 100 | 45 |
267 | I think that rock might look better in the other corner. | 1.6289 | 0.04271 | 291 | 151 | 97 | 43 |
268 | Let’s face it John, you’re stuck in the past. | 1.6283 | 0.04292 | 269 | 135 | 99 | 35 |
269 | To be honest, you're moving a little too fast for me. | 1.6272 | 0.04445 | 279 | 148 | 87 | 44 |
270 | I just think it's time we act more civilized. | 1.6272 | 0.04175 | 287 | 145 | 104 | 38 |
271 | No, I believe in evolution. I just thought it would take a little longer. | 1.6259 | 0.04250 | 278 | 141 | 100 | 37 |
272 | So you don’t want to go clubbing? | 1.6255 | 0.04703 | 251 | 134 | 77 | 40 |
273 | You're late. | 1.6250 | 0.04646 | 264 | 143 | 77 | 44 |
274 | Your tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle, iced, sugar-free, vanilla with soy milk, decaf, will be ready in 8,000 years. | 1.6235 | 0.04745 | 255 | 142 | 69 | 44 |
275 | The Bumble app autocorrected Paleo diet to Paleo date and, well, here we are. | 1.6232 | 0.04428 | 276 | 146 | 88 | 42 |
276 | A “mammoth” frappuccino? Is that its size or its flavor? | 1.6229 | 0.04368 | 297 | 161 | 87 | 49 |
277 | I'm sorry, we wont have wifi for another million years or so. | 1.6228 | 0.04538 | 281 | 154 | 79 | 48 |
278 | Well you look different from your Tinder picture, too. | 1.6226 | 0.04541 | 265 | 141 | 83 | 41 |
279 | Honey, I think you’ve taken this man cave things too far. | 1.6220 | 0.04677 | 246 | 130 | 79 | 37 |
280 | In our relationship, I guess you've evolved and I haven't. | 1.6204 | 0.04426 | 274 | 145 | 88 | 41 |
281 | Not if you were the first man on earth. | 1.6202 | 0.04441 | 258 | 133 | 90 | 35 |
282 | Can I hunt-or-gather something else for you? | 1.6194 | 0.04594 | 247 | 131 | 80 | 36 |
283 | Rustic isn't the word I would use to describe your airbnb | 1.6189 | 0.04781 | 244 | 132 | 73 | 39 |
284 | I think it’s time we address the woolly mammoth in the room... | 1.6185 | 0.04510 | 270 | 145 | 83 | 42 |
285 | I caved and bought a lamp | 1.6185 | 0.04602 | 249 | 131 | 82 | 36 |
286 | Honey, I think you might be taking this man-cave thing too far. | 1.6181 | 0.04462 | 254 | 131 | 89 | 34 |
287 | Sweetie, we've grown apart. To put it more bluntly, I've evolved, and you just want to make the Paleolithic great again. | 1.6168 | 0.04489 | 274 | 148 | 83 | 43 |
288 | And my bison paintings had to go, too? | 1.6167 | 0.04774 | 240 | 129 | 74 | 37 |
289 | You’re right. Girls both mature and evolve faster than boys. | 1.6160 | 0.04446 | 263 | 138 | 88 | 37 |
290 | Why do you think you're the only one who has evolved | 1.6151 | 0.04665 | 252 | 136 | 77 | 39 |
291 | You mean I only had to quarantine for two weeks?! | 1.6128 | 0.04429 | 297 | 166 | 80 | 51 |
292 | No worries. Lots of people end up here because they accidentally type "Nearest cave" instead of "cafe." | 1.6126 | 0.04619 | 253 | 136 | 79 | 38 |
293 | Just because we're doing the Paleo diet doesn't mean we have to do the whole lifestyle. | 1.6120 | 0.04594 | 250 | 133 | 81 | 36 |
294 | My therapist says you are stuck in the past. | 1.6120 | 0.04629 | 250 | 134 | 79 | 37 |
295 | I'm sorry. It's over. You haven't evolved. | 1.6118 | 0.04481 | 237 | 120 | 89 | 28 |
296 | Wanna go clubbing? | 1.6118 | 0.04900 | 237 | 131 | 67 | 39 |
297 | I guess when you said "man cave" I was picturing something more from your college years and not so much from the early Cenozoic. | 1.6116 | 0.04890 | 242 | 135 | 66 | 41 |
298 | I’m sorry… it just seems like you can’t stop living in the past. | 1.6109 | 0.04452 | 275 | 149 | 84 | 42 |
299 | We'll have a bigger menu when we discover fire. | 1.6098 | 0.04661 | 264 | 147 | 73 | 44 |
300 | I feel like we don’t want the same things anymore. | 1.6098 | 0.04654 | 246 | 132 | 78 | 36 |
301 | I just came to say that milk and sugar will take a while. | 1.6098 | 0.04447 | 287 | 159 | 81 | 47 |
302 | Ma'am, you seem to be a few millenia early for your dinner reservation. | 1.6089 | 0.04554 | 248 | 131 | 83 | 34 |
303 | Seriously, you don’t have a Paleo diet option? | 1.6087 | 0.04623 | 253 | 137 | 78 | 38 |
304 | Woah, go easy on the evolution! We are supposed to do fire and wheels next not modular furniture and soy milk latte | 1.6087 | 0.04640 | 253 | 140 | 73 | 40 |
305 | Did you at least try to gather? | 1.6082 | 0.04670 | 245 | 132 | 77 | 36 |
306 | You're living in the past. | 1.6067 | 0.04800 | 239 | 131 | 71 | 37 |
307 | Try to not paint anything on the walls while I'm gone...ok? | 1.6066 | 0.04540 | 244 | 128 | 84 | 32 |
308 | Sorry, we're short-staffed today - Everyone is out hunting and gathering. | 1.6059 | 0.04658 | 236 | 127 | 76 | 33 |
309 | I see you've moved on. | 1.6050 | 0.04552 | 238 | 124 | 84 | 30 |
310 | The furniture and coffee I understand, but when did you invent electricity? | 1.6038 | 0.04497 | 260 | 140 | 83 | 37 |
311 | One question...How do we have electricity? | 1.6035 | 0.04923 | 227 | 125 | 67 | 35 |
312 | Sorry ma'am, indoor dining is closed. | 1.6034 | 0.04683 | 232 | 123 | 78 | 31 |
313 | You said that if you got your coffee nook then I could have a man cave | 1.6027 | 0.04894 | 224 | 122 | 69 | 33 |
314 | How exactly is this not a mancave? | 1.6026 | 0.04731 | 229 | 122 | 76 | 31 |
315 | It’s been a while. | 1.6026 | 0.04524 | 229 | 117 | 86 | 26 |
316 | C'mon baby, light your what? | 1.6017 | 0.04934 | 231 | 129 | 65 | 37 |
317 | As a matter of fact, yes, all the servers here are Neanderthals. | 1.6009 | 0.04902 | 233 | 130 | 66 | 37 |
318 | Good evening. My name is Gulg and I’ll be your hunter gatherer tonight. | 1.6000 | 0.04713 | 245 | 135 | 73 | 37 |
319 | Our stimulus check came | 1.5992 | 0.04902 | 242 | 138 | 63 | 41 |
320 | Um, what is my woolly mammoth chair doing out by the trash? | 1.5992 | 0.04687 | 242 | 132 | 75 | 35 |
321 | Yes you make nice fire, but that's not enough for me anymore. | 1.5991 | 0.04806 | 227 | 123 | 72 | 32 |
322 | The light is supposed to be at the END of the tunnel. | 1.5990 | 0.05209 | 207 | 116 | 58 | 33 |
323 | Sure, it was easy for you to evolve and move on. | 1.5982 | 0.04689 | 224 | 118 | 78 | 28 |
324 | well, what did they think would happen if they re-elected Trump. | 1.5982 | 0.05350 | 219 | 130 | 47 | 42 |
325 | The pandemic is over. The Knicks made the playoffs. It's time for you to leave. | 1.5975 | 0.04856 | 236 | 132 | 67 | 37 |
326 | When you said, "Man cave," you weren't kidding. | 1.5966 | 0.04599 | 238 | 129 | 77 | 32 |
327 | Oh, they didn’t mention the age difference was geological. | 1.5957 | 0.04798 | 235 | 130 | 70 | 35 |
328 | I suppose now you'll want electricity. | 1.5948 | 0.04610 | 232 | 123 | 80 | 29 |
329 | Was I gone long? | 1.5941 | 0.05127 | 202 | 111 | 62 | 29 |
330 | You took down the art? | 1.5940 | 0.04777 | 234 | 129 | 71 | 34 |
331 | Although happy at first, over time Grog and Nancy seemed to evolve apart. | 1.5938 | 0.04650 | 224 | 118 | 79 | 27 |
332 | I realise a marriage takes work, but I’ve been waiting ages for you to evolve. | 1.5938 | 0.05023 | 224 | 127 | 61 | 36 |
333 | Hon, I think it's time to discuss you going back to the more "establishment" wing of the Republican Party. | 1.5930 | 0.05332 | 199 | 113 | 54 | 32 |
334 | So. How long have you been in quarantine? | 1.5926 | 0.04958 | 216 | 119 | 66 | 31 |
335 | we're out of pterodactyl. Would you care for the Jurassic surprise? | 1.5924 | 0.05137 | 211 | 119 | 59 | 33 |
336 | I’m ready to go back into the office | 1.5921 | 0.04994 | 228 | 130 | 61 | 37 |
337 | There was a sale at IKEA | 1.5913 | 0.04644 | 230 | 123 | 78 | 29 |
338 | Sorry, I'm early. | 1.5909 | 0.05160 | 198 | 109 | 61 | 28 |
339 | Would it kill you to gather enough beans for two cups of coffee once in a while? " | 1.5896 | 0.05033 | 212 | 118 | 63 | 31 |
340 | You're early | 1.5896 | 0.05250 | 212 | 123 | 53 | 36 |
341 | I love what you did to the place during quarantine. | 1.5894 | 0.05218 | 207 | 118 | 56 | 33 |
342 | I wanted our relationship to evolve, but you’re stuck in the past. | 1.5894 | 0.04796 | 207 | 109 | 74 | 24 |
343 | By now, you've realized that I'm much older than my dating profile implied. | 1.5891 | 0.05226 | 202 | 114 | 57 | 31 |
344 | Your profile said you were a bit of a Neanderthal and you weren’t kidding. | 1.5882 | 0.04949 | 204 | 110 | 68 | 26 |
345 | I stopped wearing pants and it devolved from there. | 1.5877 | 0.04871 | 211 | 114 | 70 | 27 |
346 | Well, to be honest, I'm not sure I'm ready for indoor dining. | 1.5877 | 0.04682 | 211 | 110 | 78 | 23 |
347 | I think your use of "caveman" to describe me is a microaggression. | 1.5874 | 0.04800 | 223 | 122 | 71 | 30 |
348 | Do you serve anything that's not paleo? | 1.5874 | 0.05239 | 206 | 118 | 55 | 33 |
349 | Yes, I am having an affair with Wilma Flintstone... | 1.5872 | 0.04970 | 218 | 122 | 64 | 32 |
350 | Seems there's a bit of a problem in the kitchen. Any chance you've discovered fire? | 1.5869 | 0.04590 | 259 | 146 | 74 | 39 |
351 | Why do you always have to change everything when I'm gone. | 1.5869 | 0.04882 | 213 | 116 | 69 | 28 |
352 | This isn't what I meant by a man cave. | 1.5860 | 0.04848 | 215 | 117 | 70 | 28 |
353 | I'm not really a caveman. I just haven't been outside since the pandemic hit. | 1.5857 | 0.04890 | 210 | 114 | 69 | 27 |
354 | Pull up a rock, we need to talk." | 1.5849 | 0.04716 | 212 | 112 | 76 | 24 |
355 | Honey, I feel like you are taking this whole “Man Cave” thing a little too serious... | 1.5841 | 0.04912 | 214 | 118 | 67 | 29 |
356 | Once we get fire, this place will really start to feel like a home. | 1.5833 | 0.05097 | 204 | 114 | 61 | 29 |
357 | I had no idea past life regression therapy went back this far. | 1.5818 | 0.04768 | 220 | 120 | 72 | 28 |
358 | I have to go back to in-person today. Have you seen my pants? | 1.5817 | 0.04976 | 208 | 115 | 65 | 28 |
359 | So OK then, let's have a civilized discussion. | 1.5816 | 0.04951 | 196 | 105 | 68 | 23 |
360 | You're just in time for Happy Era. | 1.5814 | 0.05071 | 215 | 123 | 59 | 33 |
361 | Well, we have reduced our carbon footprint. | 1.5813 | 0.05165 | 203 | 115 | 58 | 30 |
362 | How long was I gone for? | 1.5810 | 0.04506 | 210 | 107 | 84 | 19 |
363 | I’ve knocked on every cave and nobody has stevia. | 1.5801 | 0.05487 | 181 | 103 | 51 | 27 |
364 | You look different than the cave paintings | 1.5801 | 0.04836 | 231 | 131 | 66 | 34 |
365 | Can I drag you out for a drink sometime? | 1.5799 | 0.04958 | 219 | 124 | 63 | 32 |
366 | What with the difference in the ages, do you think we can make it work? | 1.5798 | 0.04824 | 188 | 97 | 73 | 18 |
367 | Does this dress make me look fat? | 1.5795 | 0.05281 | 195 | 111 | 55 | 29 |
368 | Welcome to the original Hard Rock Cafe. | 1.5787 | 0.04531 | 254 | 150 | 66 | 38 |
369 | Sarah, I’m beginning to think I’ve been in quarantine too long | 1.5780 | 0.04715 | 218 | 118 | 74 | 26 |
370 | We need to talk. I no longer identify as a gatherer. | 1.5779 | 0.05344 | 199 | 116 | 51 | 32 |
371 | I call it, "first-century modern." | 1.5779 | 0.05001 | 199 | 109 | 65 | 25 |
372 | You're just moving forward too quickly for me. | 1.5775 | 0.04488 | 213 | 117 | 72 | 24 |
373 | I feel our lifestyles are starting to diverge. | 1.5773 | 0.04993 | 194 | 105 | 66 | 23 |
374 | You look nicer than your cave drawing. | 1.5766 | 0.04782 | 222 | 123 | 70 | 29 |
375 | I still have the sense that you're waiting for me to change. | 1.5765 | 0.04902 | 196 | 105 | 69 | 22 |
376 | You're just not evolving with me. | 1.5753 | 0.05211 | 186 | 103 | 59 | 24 |
377 | But I really was here first. | 1.5753 | 0.05098 | 186 | 101 | 63 | 22 |
378 | Steve, lately it feels like we live in very different times | 1.5751 | 0.05121 | 193 | 107 | 61 | 25 |
379 | Welcome to the Mansplain Cave Cafe. I’d like to tell you about our menu in excruciating and condescending detail. | 1.5751 | 0.05428 | 193 | 113 | 49 | 31 |
380 | Would it have been too much trouble to order a second chair? | 1.5745 | 0.05170 | 188 | 104 | 60 | 24 |
381 | Actually when I said I wished I could sit in a cafe like we did BC, I meant Before Covid, not Before Christ ... | 1.5745 | 0.05385 | 188 | 108 | 52 | 28 |
382 | The three-legged table is nice idea, but the four-legged chair is a keeper. | 1.5738 | 0.05045 | 183 | 98 | 65 | 20 |
383 | I am going to need that table for firewood. | 1.5736 | 0.05144 | 197 | 111 | 59 | 27 |
384 | I think we should see other Neanderthals. | 1.5735 | 0.04812 | 204 | 110 | 71 | 23 |
385 | It’s not cultural appropriation, I’m one percent Neanderthal. | 1.5734 | 0.04851 | 218 | 122 | 67 | 29 |
386 | Sorry Jane, I'm just not ready to evolve yet. | 1.5733 | 0.04608 | 225 | 122 | 77 | 26 |
387 | Mother was right. You’re a Neanderthal. | 1.5729 | 0.05348 | 199 | 117 | 50 | 32 |
388 | Hunting should be over by 1, but Gathering may go late so don't hold up dinner for me. | 1.5722 | 0.05050 | 194 | 107 | 63 | 24 |
389 | What part of “man cave” don’t you understand? | 1.5721 | 0.05163 | 215 | 127 | 53 | 35 |
390 | But this is a man cave. | 1.5714 | 0.05358 | 182 | 103 | 54 | 25 |
391 | What's an evolved woman like you doing in a cave like this? | 1.5714 | 0.04663 | 210 | 112 | 76 | 22 |
392 | Of course it's cold! Fire is still under development. | 1.5714 | 0.05301 | 182 | 102 | 56 | 24 |
393 | I'm sorry. Your card has been denied. | 1.5714 | 0.05084 | 210 | 121 | 58 | 31 |
394 | So I heard you like rock. | 1.5707 | 0.04992 | 205 | 115 | 63 | 27 |
395 | I thought I was the only one who knew about this hole-in-the-wall. | 1.5707 | 0.04777 | 191 | 100 | 73 | 18 |
396 | You've snuck off to Ikea again, haven't you? | 1.5701 | 0.04967 | 214 | 122 | 62 | 30 |
397 | Ok, full confession: my profile picture is from my paleolithic period. | 1.5694 | 0.04844 | 216 | 121 | 67 | 28 |
398 | I’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty. | 1.5691 | 0.05494 | 188 | 111 | 47 | 30 |
399 | This is all just moving a little fast for me. | 1.5691 | 0.05439 | 181 | 104 | 51 | 26 |
400 | Welcome back to Manhattan. As you can see, we had to scale back a little. | 1.5690 | 0.05549 | 174 | 100 | 49 | 25 |
401 | Marge, it's clear who wears the pants in this family. But I would like to have those shoes... | 1.5686 | 0.04964 | 204 | 114 | 64 | 26 |
402 | So, I’m a Neanderthal; what’s your point? | 1.5682 | 0.05617 | 176 | 103 | 46 | 27 |
403 | I’ll give you $50,000 over your asking price. | 1.5680 | 0.05550 | 169 | 96 | 50 | 23 |
404 | Fred,are you stoned again? | 1.5677 | 0.04930 | 192 | 116 | 49 | 27 |
405 | Yeah, service is slow - I've been waiting for Ages. | 1.5665 | 0.04984 | 203 | 114 | 63 | 26 |
406 | The first Hard Rock Cafe. | 1.5665 | 0.04885 | 203 | 112 | 67 | 24 |
407 | Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe, what can i get you? | 1.5663 | 0.04910 | 196 | 107 | 67 | 22 |
408 | So what part of man cave didn't you believe? | 1.5661 | 0.05155 | 189 | 106 | 59 | 24 |
409 | How far right did I swipe? | 1.5659 | 0.05418 | 182 | 105 | 51 | 26 |
410 | I don't know what's more surprising. That my time machine worked, or that you know how to make coffee. | 1.5659 | 0.05090 | 205 | 118 | 58 | 29 |
411 | Carl returned from a week of hunting and gathering to find his cave had been gentrified. | 1.5657 | 0.05585 | 175 | 102 | 47 | 26 |
412 | Your Tinder profile said "into paleo", so ... | 1.5650 | 0.04731 | 223 | 125 | 70 | 28 |
413 | What do you mean ‘My lunch ate your chef’? | 1.5650 | 0.05300 | 177 | 99 | 56 | 22 |
414 | Things are opening up, perhaps it's about time to put on pants. | 1.5644 | 0.05053 | 202 | 115 | 60 | 27 |
415 | Am I dating myself? | 1.5638 | 0.05600 | 188 | 114 | 42 | 32 |
416 | Sweetheart, when you asked for a man cave, I assumed you meant a pool table and a beer keg. | 1.5628 | 0.05012 | 199 | 112 | 62 | 25 |
417 | What’d you think you’d find in my man cave? | 1.5625 | 0.05297 | 160 | 86 | 58 | 16 |
418 | Let’s get this straight: I wear the pants in this family! | 1.5614 | 0.05347 | 171 | 98 | 51 | 22 |
419 | How long have you been working remotely? | 1.5604 | 0.04568 | 207 | 110 | 78 | 19 |
420 | And you call me the caveman? Have you heard of coasters, Linda? | 1.5602 | 0.05501 | 166 | 94 | 51 | 21 |
421 | You’re the right person, it’s just not the right time | 1.5600 | 0.05287 | 175 | 98 | 56 | 21 |
422 | A wheel with legs makes no sense. | 1.5598 | 0.05540 | 184 | 110 | 45 | 29 |
423 | I've always been attracted to women of a certain age. | 1.5594 | 0.05247 | 202 | 120 | 51 | 31 |
424 | I don’t think we want the same things anymore | 1.5593 | 0.05482 | 177 | 103 | 49 | 25 |
425 | While you were out, I invented language. Sit down. We need to talk. | 1.5591 | 0.05333 | 186 | 108 | 52 | 26 |
426 | Neanderthal or not, I can learn to lower the toilet seat. | 1.5583 | 0.05713 | 163 | 95 | 45 | 23 |
427 | Your coffee break is over, go out and gather | 1.5576 | 0.05595 | 165 | 95 | 48 | 22 |
428 | just because I'm working from home doesn't mean I can't look nice. | 1.5576 | 0.05528 | 165 | 94 | 50 | 21 |
429 | I’m sorry. It’s over. I can’t be the only one who’s evolved. | 1.5575 | 0.05185 | 174 | 96 | 59 | 19 |
430 | Not everything evolves around you. | 1.5574 | 0.04996 | 183 | 100 | 64 | 19 |
431 | I just love these little hole-in-the-wall coffee shops, don't you? | 1.5573 | 0.04992 | 192 | 107 | 63 | 22 |
432 | It was at this moment when she knew she should have swiped left... | 1.5568 | 0.05448 | 176 | 102 | 50 | 24 |
433 | You know, Kyle, there’s hipster chic, then there’s dressing like an idiot.” | 1.5568 | 0.05411 | 185 | 109 | 49 | 27 |
434 | Shouldn't you be gathering? | 1.5567 | 0.05060 | 194 | 110 | 60 | 24 |
435 | I'll have a Paleo chai and the gatherer-to-table greens. | 1.5567 | 0.05060 | 194 | 110 | 60 | 24 |
436 | It’s not working anymore Alice. You’re just too...modern. | 1.5556 | 0.05323 | 189 | 111 | 51 | 27 |
437 | It isn't the age difference so much as the epoch difference. | 1.5556 | 0.05216 | 189 | 109 | 55 | 25 |
438 | It’s just that you talk to me like I’m a Neanderthal. | 1.5556 | 0.05471 | 180 | 106 | 48 | 26 |
439 | Fire wasn't enough? Now I have to invent electricity? | 1.5556 | 0.05607 | 162 | 93 | 48 | 21 |
440 | Just because you wear the pants in the family doesn't mean you're allowed in the man cave. | 1.5556 | 0.05607 | 162 | 93 | 48 | 21 |
441 | Let me hunt you down a dessert menu. | 1.5556 | 0.05253 | 171 | 95 | 57 | 19 |
442 | the rock really ties the room toghether | 1.5556 | 0.05571 | 171 | 100 | 47 | 24 |
443 | The Wi-Fi password is ‘NotInventedYet.’ | 1.5538 | 0.05248 | 195 | 115 | 52 | 28 |
444 | Quarantine ended ages ago | 1.5529 | 0.05211 | 170 | 94 | 58 | 18 |
445 | It wasn't that hard. I just went to IKEA. | 1.5519 | 0.06114 | 154 | 94 | 35 | 25 |
446 | I’ve been living under a rock this past year. How’ve you been? | 1.5519 | 0.05234 | 183 | 105 | 55 | 23 |
447 | All I ask for is a civilized conversation over a cup of coffee. | 1.5514 | 0.05248 | 185 | 107 | 54 | 24 |
448 | I'd like to see your Paleo menu, please. | 1.5514 | 0.04841 | 185 | 103 | 64 | 18 |
449 | Are you planning to wear that tonight? | 1.5509 | 0.05212 | 167 | 92 | 58 | 17 |
450 | I know you’ve wanted a man cave but this is going too far. | 1.5505 | 0.04987 | 198 | 113 | 61 | 24 |
451 | Frankly, I don't see anything wrong with living in the past. | 1.5500 | 0.05523 | 160 | 91 | 50 | 19 |
452 | Yes, it’s true, I’ve been in quarantine for a long, long, long time. | 1.5500 | 0.05417 | 180 | 106 | 49 | 25 |
453 | Yes, I do wall murals, but they are mostly of animals. | 1.5497 | 0.05534 | 151 | 84 | 51 | 16 |
454 | Yes, I value you as a Stay-at-Home Dad. I'm just don't understand how the place gets like this after one day. | 1.5490 | 0.05934 | 153 | 91 | 40 | 22 |
455 | I just think we’re living in different worlds. | 1.5485 | 0.04793 | 206 | 116 | 67 | 23 |
456 | Alright you win. Let's move back to the city. | 1.5484 | 0.05803 | 155 | 91 | 43 | 21 |
457 | Yes, the coffee is completely Paleo. | 1.5484 | 0.05116 | 186 | 106 | 58 | 22 |
458 | Sorry, we only serve paleo. | 1.5472 | 0.05478 | 159 | 90 | 51 | 18 |
459 | I made a few improvements to your man cave. | 1.5472 | 0.05762 | 159 | 94 | 43 | 22 |
460 | I feel I’ve out-evolved you.... | 1.5470 | 0.05222 | 181 | 104 | 55 | 22 |
461 | Godot. Why do you ask? | 1.5461 | 0.05965 | 152 | 91 | 39 | 22 |
462 | I'm sorry, I'm looking for a more old-fashioned kind of girl. | 1.5455 | 0.05535 | 165 | 96 | 48 | 21 |
463 | Mind if I drag you home? | 1.5455 | 0.05686 | 154 | 89 | 46 | 19 |
464 | This feels so primal, being indoors without a mask. | 1.5450 | 0.04829 | 189 | 104 | 67 | 18 |
465 | Can I hunt or gather you anything else? | 1.5449 | 0.05352 | 167 | 95 | 53 | 19 |
466 | You didn't specify which century when you said "mid-century modern" ! | 1.5444 | 0.05362 | 180 | 106 | 50 | 24 |
467 | Well I guess it’s safe to say those pictures on your profile were taken before Covid lockdown | 1.5444 | 0.05305 | 169 | 96 | 54 | 19 |
468 | It just feels like our relationship is not evolving. | 1.5440 | 0.04465 | 193 | 108 | 68 | 17 |
469 | So where could I find this 'wheel'? | 1.5419 | 0.05660 | 155 | 90 | 46 | 19 |
470 | You said the meeting was business casual. | 1.5417 | 0.05462 | 168 | 98 | 49 | 21 |
471 | I don't drink beer in your She Shed! | 1.5414 | 0.04465 | 181 | 110 | 52 | 19 |
472 | It’s actually pronounced NeanderTAL. | 1.5414 | 0.05533 | 157 | 90 | 49 | 18 |
473 | Would you like a clubbed sandwich with that? | 1.5414 | 0.05890 | 157 | 95 | 39 | 23 |
474 | I did say I wanted to meet men with traditional values. | 1.5412 | 0.04944 | 170 | 92 | 64 | 14 |
475 | We sold all the paintings. | 1.5408 | 0.05081 | 196 | 115 | 56 | 25 |
476 | I'll have the Siberian mammoth, but not if it's frozen. | 1.5398 | 0.05151 | 176 | 100 | 57 | 19 |
477 | Paleo? No, we do deep-fried double bacon onion ring cheeseburgers with zesty jalapeno mayo-ketch, fried pickles, lettuce, and tomato, all on a buttery pretzel bun with a side of loaded cheese curds. | 1.5394 | 0.05538 | 165 | 97 | 47 | 21 |
478 | What do you mean I'm not evolving with our relationship? | 1.5390 | 0.05909 | 154 | 93 | 39 | 22 |
479 | Joe, we need to talk about you going back into the office. | 1.5380 | 0.05653 | 158 | 93 | 45 | 20 |
480 | The problem with you is that you're afraid of change. | 1.5379 | 0.05451 | 145 | 80 | 52 | 13 |
481 | I like the old you better | 1.5376 | 0.05153 | 173 | 98 | 57 | 18 |
482 | I'd rather go clubbing. | 1.5374 | 0.05651 | 147 | 84 | 47 | 16 |
483 | The pandemic is over. You need to shave and get dressed in real clothes | 1.5372 | 0.05191 | 188 | 111 | 53 | 24 |
484 | I call it Neo-Neanderthal, minimalist, but with better light. | 1.5371 | 0.05237 | 175 | 101 | 54 | 20 |
485 | I'll have the stegosaurus on focaccia. | 1.5366 | 0.05429 | 164 | 95 | 50 | 19 |
486 | Sweetie, I think we’ve taken Paleo too far. | 1.5361 | 0.05580 | 166 | 99 | 45 | 22 |
487 | Honey I don’t know how many times I have to say it.... women are just the more evolved species. | 1.5359 | 0.05793 | 153 | 91 | 42 | 20 |
488 | I may have been wrong thinking a simple life is a happy life. | 1.5355 | 0.05437 | 155 | 88 | 51 | 16 |
489 | I don’t think counseling is going to fix this. | 1.5352 | 0.06134 | 142 | 86 | 36 | 20 |
490 | I’m just saying I think your taking this paleo diet thing a bit too far | 1.5349 | 0.05556 | 172 | 104 | 44 | 24 |
491 | Sometimes you treat me like I'm some sort of caveman. | 1.5346 | 0.05556 | 159 | 93 | 47 | 19 |
492 | Sorry,we closed eons ago. | 1.5346 | 0.05484 | 159 | 92 | 49 | 18 |
493 | Which one of us is the anachronism? | 1.5342 | 0.05512 | 146 | 82 | 50 | 14 |
494 | You were liking the beard so I went full cave man - too much? | 1.5341 | 0.05090 | 176 | 100 | 58 | 18 |
495 | Let me mansplain. | 1.5338 | 0.06019 | 148 | 92 | 34 | 22 |
496 | You don't have to choose. You can both evolve and gather. | 1.5337 | 0.05021 | 163 | 89 | 61 | 13 |
497 | oh yeah..my profile pic was pre-pandemic | 1.5333 | 0.05190 | 180 | 105 | 54 | 21 |
498 | What did you do to my wheel? | 1.5329 | 0.05490 | 167 | 99 | 47 | 21 |
499 | I’m a caveman until I have my first cup of coffee... | 1.5328 | 0.06046 | 137 | 81 | 39 | 17 |
500 | HOW LONG have you been waiting for a table? | 1.5325 | 0.05911 | 154 | 94 | 38 | 22 |
501 | Great staging, but I worry that it will distract from the place's retro charm. | 1.5324 | 0.05980 | 139 | 82 | 40 | 17 |
502 | I love what you haven’t done with the place. | 1.5319 | 0.05193 | 188 | 112 | 52 | 24 |
503 | Yes, it got gentrified during lockdown. | 1.5316 | 0.05437 | 158 | 91 | 50 | 17 |
504 | I see what you're trying to do, but this is a Man Cave. | 1.5315 | 0.05770 | 143 | 83 | 44 | 16 |
505 | You said you’d stop living like a caveman once you were fully vaxxed. | 1.5315 | 0.05770 | 143 | 83 | 44 | 16 |
506 | I must admit,it looked better on the rack. | 1.5314 | 0.04780 | 175 | 104 | 55 | 16 |
507 | While you were out hunter-gathering, I had the decorator in | 1.5312 | 0.05087 | 160 | 88 | 59 | 13 |
508 | Everything here is locally sourced. | 1.5310 | 0.05711 | 145 | 84 | 45 | 16 |
509 | You can probably change Dear. It doesn’t look like the tourists will be coming. | 1.5310 | 0.06037 | 145 | 88 | 37 | 20 |
510 | As part of the immersive experience we offer, you get to hunt for your complimentary breakfast. | 1.5307 | 0.05506 | 179 | 110 | 43 | 26 |
511 | This isn't what I imagined when you said there'll be light at the end of the tunnel. | 1.5302 | 0.05758 | 149 | 88 | 43 | 18 |
512 | We need to talk-I must have swiped too far right. | 1.5298 | 0.05341 | 151 | 94 | 38 | 19 |
513 | My Mom warned me that the first thing you'd do would be to redecorate. | 1.5298 | 0.05401 | 168 | 99 | 49 | 20 |
514 | It’s okay, you can come out now. People are getting vaccinated | 1.5294 | 0.05721 | 153 | 91 | 43 | 19 |
515 | I’m tired of living in the past. | 1.5286 | 0.05863 | 140 | 82 | 42 | 16 |
516 | You may be able to grow a mask, but I still have to go out and buy one. | 1.5283 | 0.05339 | 159 | 91 | 52 | 16 |
517 | I feel like we are eons apart on this. | 1.5283 | 0.05264 | 159 | 92 | 51 | 16 |
518 | The open floor plan is very modern. | 1.5282 | 0.05354 | 142 | 78 | 53 | 11 |
519 | Thanks for coming in. You'll have to pardon us, it's Casual Friday. | 1.5281 | 0.05113 | 178 | 103 | 56 | 19 |
520 | It’s MY man cave Karen! Don’t get too comfortable. | 1.5273 | 0.05543 | 165 | 99 | 45 | 21 |
521 | Honey, I think you took the whole 'Man Cave' thing a bit too literally. | 1.5267 | 0.05869 | 131 | 75 | 43 | 13 |
522 | I've been waiting for you for ages. | 1.5267 | 0.05326 | 150 | 84 | 53 | 13 |
523 | I think I'm ready to go back to the city | 1.5267 | 0.05326 | 150 | 84 | 53 | 13 |
524 | It looked different on Zillow... | 1.5267 | 0.05652 | 150 | 88 | 45 | 17 |
525 | I don't mean to hurt your feelings...but it just feels like we aren't evolving at the same rate. | 1.5266 | 0.05508 | 169 | 102 | 45 | 22 |
526 | Sorry. With shoes, no service. | 1.5255 | 0.06309 | 137 | 85 | 32 | 20 |
527 | Godot? | 1.5255 | 0.06879 | 137 | 92 | 18 | 27 |
528 | Bagel with lox, cream cheese, and sliced onion. Hmmm, there's about a 10,000-year wait for that. | 1.5250 | 0.05878 | 160 | 100 | 36 | 24 |
529 | The standard handprint is $50, animal depictions are priced on a sliding scale. | 1.5245 | 0.05941 | 143 | 86 | 39 | 18 |
530 | Why, again, do you need a man cave? | 1.5235 | 0.05547 | 170 | 104 | 43 | 23 |
531 | Women evolve earlier than men." | 1.5232 | 0.05931 | 151 | 93 | 37 | 21 |
532 | Is this the "I'm more highly evolved than you" conversation again? | 1.5226 | 0.05667 | 155 | 93 | 43 | 19 |
533 | "I thought simplifying our lives meant cancelling HBO Max! | 1.5221 | 0.06259 | 136 | 84 | 33 | 19 |
534 | It may be 25000 BC, but it's never too early for coffee. | 1.5220 | 0.05771 | 159 | 98 | 39 | 22 |
535 | I agree we are just evolving differently. | 1.5220 | 0.05488 | 159 | 94 | 47 | 18 |
536 | I'll bring your dinner as soon as the chef invents fire. | 1.5215 | 0.05729 | 163 | 101 | 39 | 23 |
537 | And, you’ll be pleased to know, we’ve entered the Scone Age. | 1.5214 | 0.05952 | 140 | 84 | 39 | 17 |
538 | Well,they do say women mature faster than men. | 1.5208 | 0.05992 | 144 | 88 | 37 | 19 |
539 | Sorry I'm late, my sundial stopped. | 1.5202 | 0.05413 | 173 | 105 | 46 | 22 |
540 | We're out of crayons. Feel free to scratch on the walls while you wait. | 1.5200 | 0.05328 | 150 | 85 | 52 | 13 |
541 | Hello, I am the last man on Earth. | 1.5197 | 0.05599 | 152 | 90 | 45 | 17 |
542 | How can you stand living with all this clutter? | 1.5197 | 0.05599 | 152 | 90 | 45 | 17 |
543 | I'm sorry the hunter gatherer position isnt available for work from home | 1.5197 | 0.06408 | 127 | 78 | 32 | 17 |
544 | Why the face covering? Have you been living in a cave? | 1.5192 | 0.05641 | 156 | 94 | 43 | 19 |
545 | Honey, haircuts have been allowed since last month. | 1.5192 | 0.05714 | 156 | 95 | 41 | 20 |
546 | No, there are no vegan options. This is a paleo café. | 1.5190 | 0.05441 | 158 | 93 | 48 | 17 |
547 | Don't you think you're a little advanced for my age? | 1.5188 | 0.05243 | 160 | 100 | 42 | 18 |
548 | Of course our menu is completely paleo diet based. | 1.5185 | 0.05549 | 135 | 76 | 48 | 11 |
549 | It's not you, Lloyd. It's me. I'm not a Neanderthal. | 1.5182 | 0.06050 | 137 | 83 | 37 | 17 |
550 | I am just a woman ahead of her time. | 1.5180 | 0.06157 | 139 | 86 | 34 | 19 |
551 | Sorry we don’t have milk or creamer. This is a paleo coffee shop | 1.5175 | 0.05859 | 143 | 86 | 40 | 17 |
552 | Yes, here at Flint's Bistro you get the full 'paleo' experience. | 1.5172 | 0.05715 | 145 | 86 | 43 | 16 |
553 | I’m not sure I’m ready to go back to the office. | 1.5170 | 0.05753 | 176 | 114 | 33 | 29 |
554 | Have you seen my wheel ? | 1.5170 | 0.05740 | 147 | 88 | 42 | 17 |
555 | It's not you, Gorg..... It's not me either.... It's..... my overdeveloped cerebellum. | 1.5170 | 0.05740 | 147 | 88 | 42 | 17 |
556 | We've grown in different directions, Ugg. | 1.5168 | 0.04323 | 149 | 94 | 44 | 11 |
557 | The company is allowing us to work across time zones now. | 1.5166 | 0.05386 | 151 | 90 | 46 | 15 |
558 | I’ve been a minimalist since the divorce. | 1.5161 | 0.06425 | 124 | 76 | 32 | 16 |
559 | I help with the gathering sometimes. | 1.5154 | 0.06103 | 130 | 78 | 37 | 15 |
560 | I do not have regressive tendencies! | 1.5154 | 0.06200 | 130 | 79 | 35 | 16 |
561 | The kids want to know when you're getting vaccinated. | 1.5153 | 0.05796 | 163 | 103 | 36 | 24 |
562 | I see what happened here. Maybe my wish for a simpler life wasn't precise enough. | 1.5147 | 0.05810 | 136 | 80 | 42 | 14 |
563 | I'm thinking of calling it my man-cave. | 1.5143 | 0.05411 | 140 | 79 | 50 | 11 |
564 | I'm trying to change. Just give me some time. | 1.5141 | 0.05541 | 142 | 82 | 47 | 13 |
565 | What do you mean 'I'm old-fashioned'" | 1.5141 | 0.05975 | 142 | 87 | 37 | 18 |
566 | I'm stuck in the past? You're the one who won't let me get a wheel! | 1.5139 | 0.05745 | 144 | 86 | 42 | 16 |
567 | I don't care if the quality is crap. It totally beats sitting on rocks. | 1.5132 | 0.05442 | 152 | 89 | 48 | 15 |
568 | Doug regretted giving Betty the wheel. | 1.5132 | 0.05442 | 152 | 89 | 48 | 15 |
569 | I’m sick of caramel macchiatos—I want to kill something. | 1.5130 | 0.05622 | 154 | 93 | 43 | 18 |
570 | When I said the lockdown reminded me of the olden days, I meant the 1950s | 1.5128 | 0.05642 | 156 | 95 | 42 | 19 |
571 | I wish I had met you earlier. | 1.5127 | 0.05292 | 158 | 92 | 51 | 15 |
572 | Well this explains why you didn’t include photos on your dating profile. | 1.5127 | 0.05292 | 158 | 92 | 51 | 15 |
573 | We are in the same room and yet it feels like we are worlds apart | 1.5125 | 0.05245 | 160 | 93 | 52 | 15 |
574 | This is the last time I sign up for speed dating on a Paleo website. | 1.5120 | 0.06285 | 125 | 76 | 34 | 15 |
575 | Sorry about the wait. | 1.5120 | 0.06182 | 125 | 75 | 36 | 14 |
576 | Work from home ends for you on Monday. Do you know if your pants fit? Do you know where your pants are? Do you remember how to get new pants? The blank look on your face concerns me. | 1.5118 | 0.06506 | 127 | 80 | 29 | 18 |
577 | What do we have in common, you ask? Well, we both don't know how that LED bulb works. | 1.5111 | 0.06028 | 135 | 82 | 37 | 16 |
578 | Seems like ages since we last met. | 1.5109 | 0.05779 | 137 | 81 | 42 | 14 |
579 | We actually opened quite a while ago. | 1.5108 | 0.06158 | 139 | 87 | 33 | 19 |
580 | All our coffee is locally sourced and stone ground. | 1.5108 | 0.05627 | 139 | 81 | 45 | 13 |
581 | When you said you wanted to spruce up the place, I thought you meant another rock ... | 1.5106 | 0.05660 | 141 | 83 | 44 | 14 |
582 | Are you sure you don’t offer a Paleo menu? | 1.5106 | 0.05749 | 141 | 84 | 42 | 15 |
583 | I feel like Vassar changed you. | 1.5105 | 0.05944 | 143 | 88 | 37 | 18 |
584 | I’m going hunting. Need anything? | 1.5102 | 0.05320 | 147 | 84 | 51 | 12 |
585 | Wow, you look exactly like your profile picture | 1.5101 | 0.05355 | 149 | 86 | 50 | 13 |
586 | Honey you can't set your office up in my man cave. | 1.5099 | 0.05549 | 151 | 90 | 45 | 16 |
587 | Are you vaccinated | 1.5096 | 0.05542 | 157 | 95 | 44 | 18 |
588 | I thought this modern look would complement your paintings. | 1.5092 | 0.05176 | 163 | 95 | 53 | 15 |
589 | What part of Man Cave didn't you understand? | 1.5092 | 0.05598 | 163 | 101 | 41 | 21 |
590 | No,sorry,we don’t have WiFi. We just got electricity. | 1.5085 | 0.06107 | 118 | 69 | 38 | 11 |
591 | Beatles or Stones? | 1.5082 | 0.06610 | 122 | 77 | 28 | 17 |
592 | This cafe has been here pretty much forever. | 1.5079 | 0.06146 | 126 | 76 | 36 | 14 |
593 | I'm not sure that you are evolving fast enough for me | 1.5077 | 0.05377 | 130 | 72 | 50 | 8 |
594 | When you said you were old school, I didn’t realize you meant prehistoric. | 1.5077 | 0.05700 | 130 | 75 | 44 | 11 |
595 | He lied to you Logan, he was never going to make America great again. | 1.5076 | 0.06224 | 132 | 82 | 33 | 17 |
596 | Your profile totally didn’t mention synthetic fibers. | 1.5075 | 0.05969 | 134 | 81 | 38 | 15 |
597 | And, I'd say we're lucky to have a cave in Silicon Valley. | 1.5075 | 0.06062 | 134 | 82 | 36 | 16 |
598 | I've just been out clubbing with Fred, I swear. | 1.5071 | 0.06124 | 140 | 88 | 33 | 19 |
599 | I started with the paleo diet and it just snowballed. | 1.5071 | 0.05867 | 140 | 85 | 39 | 16 |
600 | Why am I the only one in this house who seems to think about the future? | 1.5071 | 0.05779 | 140 | 84 | 41 | 15 |
601 | It'll never work out Barbara, we come from two different worlds. | 1.5070 | 0.05719 | 142 | 85 | 42 | 15 |
602 | It might be a bit before we can heat your coffee. We have to invent fire first. | 1.5069 | 0.05913 | 144 | 89 | 37 | 18 |
603 | Come on, baby, light my fire. | 1.5068 | 0.05433 | 146 | 85 | 48 | 13 |
604 | I know you won’t approve but I traded the other chair for a wooly mammoth. | 1.5068 | 0.05949 | 148 | 93 | 35 | 20 |
605 | How long was I napping for? | 1.5068 | 0.05949 | 148 | 93 | 35 | 20 |
606 | 100K?” “Well... it is Brooklyn | 1.5068 | 0.05549 | 148 | 88 | 45 | 15 |
607 | Sorry I'm late. | 1.5067 | 0.05888 | 150 | 94 | 36 | 20 |
608 | This isn't working. I'm a hunter-gatherer and you're a Pisces. | 1.5066 | 0.05601 | 152 | 92 | 43 | 17 |
609 | Let's face it! We've evolved apart! | 1.5041 | 0.06040 | 123 | 73 | 38 | 12 |
610 | I just don't think I'm ready to give up my man cave. | 1.5039 | 0.05741 | 127 | 76 | 39 | 12 |
611 | I wish dating apps showed pictures of people’s apartments. | 1.5039 | 0.06212 | 127 | 78 | 34 | 15 |
612 | Henry, we need to discuss the effects of the Paleo diet. | 1.5038 | 0.06261 | 131 | 82 | 32 | 17 |
613 | Sorry, soy hasn’t been invented yet. You can have eland or gnu. | 1.5038 | 0.06189 | 133 | 83 | 33 | 17 |
614 | This wasn’t the “man cave” I was expecting. | 1.5036 | 0.05872 | 137 | 83 | 39 | 15 |
615 | How's that 'fire' thing going for you? | 1.5036 | 0.06325 | 139 | 90 | 28 | 21 |
616 | Yes it’s nice but I really wanted a skylight. | 1.5035 | 0.05570 | 141 | 83 | 45 | 13 |
617 | I'll be working from home today. The wheel is in the shop. | 1.5035 | 0.05479 | 141 | 82 | 47 | 12 |
618 | Sorry,We won’t have decaf for 2000 more years. | 1.5035 | 0.05603 | 143 | 85 | 44 | 14 |
619 | Great! The first lesson is on how to draw a bison! | 1.5035 | 0.05603 | 143 | 87 | 41 | 15 |
620 | Yes, everything's paleo. | 1.5034 | 0.06122 | 145 | 93 | 31 | 21 |
621 | They are offering 20k over list if you can be out by the Pleistocene | 1.5034 | 0.05660 | 147 | 89 | 42 | 16 |
622 | I'm on the Paleo diet. | 1.5034 | 0.06134 | 147 | 95 | 30 | 22 |
623 | It’s called Starbucks. It just opened two caves over. | 1.5034 | 0.05604 | 149 | 90 | 43 | 16 |
624 | Honey, I don’t think this is what your friends meant by “man cave.” | 1.5032 | 0.05543 | 157 | 96 | 43 | 18 |
625 | I’m working remotely today. | 1.5030 | 0.05364 | 167 | 102 | 46 | 19 |
626 | Is Madame feeling more "Hunter" or "Gatherer" this evening? | 1.5000 | 0.05904 | 152 | 97 | 34 | 21 |
627 | For San Francisco, it's a fair price | 1.5000 | 0.05973 | 128 | 77 | 38 | 13 |
628 | Yelp did say this was a hole in the wall. | 1.5000 | 0.05996 | 136 | 84 | 36 | 16 |
629 | The wifi's rebooting. Should be up in another thirty-five thousand years. | 1.5000 | 0.05320 | 160 | 96 | 48 | 16 |
630 | Yes, this is the first time I've been out in a very long time. Why? | 1.5000 | 0.05841 | 138 | 84 | 39 | 15 |
631 | Look, your online dating preference said 'caveman type' wanted.... | 1.5000 | 0.06402 | 122 | 76 | 31 | 15 |
632 | My pronouns are Og, Bog and Zog. | 1.5000 | 0.06225 | 132 | 83 | 32 | 17 |
633 | All our breads are made with stone-ground flour. | 1.5000 | 0.05575 | 144 | 86 | 44 | 14 |
634 | Please, come back into the office. | 1.5000 | 0.05470 | 154 | 93 | 45 | 16 |
635 | I was told Fridays were casual. | 1.5000 | 0.05595 | 130 | 75 | 45 | 10 |
636 | I suppose now you'll want a bed with legs. | 1.4969 | 0.05563 | 159 | 99 | 41 | 19 |
637 | I think we are just in different places in life. | 1.4968 | 0.05521 | 155 | 95 | 43 | 17 |
638 | Are you still working from home? I’m back on the road, hunting, gathering, avoiding dinosaurs. You know, the usual... | 1.4967 | 0.05574 | 153 | 94 | 42 | 17 |
639 | Honey, this is an intervention. You’ve been spending too much time in your man cave - it’s time to come home. | 1.4967 | 0.05549 | 151 | 92 | 43 | 16 |
640 | I just don’t think you’re evolving. | 1.4966 | 0.05522 | 149 | 90 | 44 | 15 |
641 | Huh. You look younger in your cave paintings. | 1.4966 | 0.05902 | 147 | 93 | 35 | 19 |
642 | If that what wife want, Grog will go hunt for this pumpkin spice creamer. | 1.4965 | 0.06026 | 143 | 91 | 33 | 19 |
643 | While you were off hunting I added some modern touches. What do you think? | 1.4965 | 0.05944 | 143 | 90 | 35 | 18 |
644 | You said you wanted to get away from it all and I totally caved | 1.4965 | 0.05603 | 143 | 86 | 43 | 14 |
645 | When you said you wanted a man cave this is not what I had in mind | 1.4964 | 0.05810 | 139 | 85 | 39 | 15 |
646 | Did it ever occur to you that I might have a reason for acting like a neanderthal? | 1.4962 | 0.05610 | 133 | 78 | 44 | 11 |
647 | I don't mind doing all the hunting, but I'm going to need you to gather more than just lattes. | 1.4961 | 0.06334 | 129 | 82 | 30 | 17 |
648 | When I said ‘back to normal,’ I didn’t mean this far back. | 1.4961 | 0.06140 | 129 | 80 | 34 | 15 |
649 | The world is opening back up, maybe it’s time to shave and do a wash. | 1.4961 | 0.05939 | 129 | 78 | 38 | 13 |
650 | Please understand, I haven't had a guest since the start of the pandemic. | 1.4961 | 0.05902 | 127 | 76 | 39 | 12 |
651 | I beat you to it. I made a woman cave!" | 1.4961 | 0.06110 | 127 | 78 | 35 | 14 |
652 | I don't understand what you've done with the place. | 1.4960 | 0.06183 | 125 | 77 | 34 | 14 |
653 | Where’s the gatherer I married? | 1.4960 | 0.06077 | 125 | 76 | 36 | 13 |
654 | You said you wanted to get away from the city. | 1.4960 | 0.05750 | 125 | 73 | 42 | 10 |
655 | Good evening. I am the artist in residence." | 1.4959 | 0.06257 | 123 | 76 | 33 | 14 |
656 | And, well, the rest is prehistory. | 1.4959 | 0.06363 | 123 | 77 | 31 | 15 |
657 | When can we invent the bagel? | 1.4959 | 0.06548 | 121 | 77 | 28 | 16 |
658 | I think we are at different stages in our lives. I am ready to move forward, while you live in the past. | 1.4959 | 0.06112 | 121 | 73 | 36 | 12 |
659 | No. I don't mind you wearing the pants in the family. | 1.4958 | 0.06187 | 119 | 72 | 35 | 12 |
660 | A few paintings could make it feel more homely | 1.4958 | 0.06071 | 119 | 71 | 37 | 11 |
661 | I know it's not much, but I've really turned my life around. When can the kids come to visit? | 1.4954 | 0.06335 | 109 | 65 | 34 | 10 |
662 | When they said "timeshare" Marcia had a different thing in mind. | 1.4932 | 0.05508 | 148 | 97 | 34 | 17 |
663 | I was expecting you a little later. You’re early man. | 1.4932 | 0.05932 | 146 | 93 | 34 | 19 |
664 | Your cup is empty because we've discovered neither fire nor agriculture | 1.4931 | 0.05575 | 144 | 87 | 43 | 14 |
665 | Welcome to Hunt and Gather, I’m your server Zog | 1.4931 | 0.05994 | 144 | 92 | 33 | 19 |
666 | I just feel like we've grown apart. You're a hotshot creative director, and me simply Thad. | 1.4929 | 0.05954 | 140 | 88 | 35 | 17 |
667 | It just feels like we are moving at a different pace Peter | 1.4925 | 0.05874 | 134 | 82 | 38 | 14 |
668 | I’m concerned that you are taking this man cave thing a bit too literally. | 1.4923 | 0.05906 | 130 | 79 | 38 | 13 |
669 | We're exploring post-apocalyptic dining. | 1.4922 | 0.05655 | 128 | 75 | 43 | 10 |
670 | You're the one who said, "Let's downsize." | 1.4919 | 0.05551 | 124 | 73 | 42 | 9 |
671 | I'm serious about going paleo. | 1.4912 | 0.06622 | 114 | 72 | 28 | 14 |
672 | I just don't think Ikea is the right vibe for my man cave. | 1.4912 | 0.05335 | 171 | 107 | 44 | 20 |
673 | You clean up really nice, Doris. | 1.4904 | 0.05468 | 157 | 97 | 43 | 17 |
674 | Sorry, but I'm so over the whole paleo thing. | 1.4902 | 0.05650 | 153 | 96 | 39 | 18 |
675 | Actually Wilma, you've changed. | 1.4899 | 0.05763 | 149 | 94 | 37 | 18 |
676 | I thought it could be an "Us Cave" | 1.4894 | 0.05385 | 141 | 83 | 47 | 11 |
677 | i've got some ideas about paintings! | 1.4891 | 0.05591 | 137 | 82 | 43 | 12 |
678 | Your version of 'rustic' will be noted in my Air B&B review. | 1.4889 | 0.05551 | 135 | 80 | 44 | 11 |
679 | It's like we're two different people. | 1.4889 | 0.05936 | 135 | 84 | 36 | 15 |
680 | I always say it, Ikea furniture's the way to go when humans haven't invented tools yet. | 1.4887 | 0.06001 | 133 | 83 | 35 | 15 |
681 | Covid-schmovid!!!! Take a damn shower, shave and put on something else!!!! | 1.4885 | 0.06069 | 131 | 82 | 34 | 15 |
682 | Don't you think you're taking this paleo diet a bit too far? | 1.4884 | 0.05836 | 129 | 81 | 35 | 13 |
683 | We have to talk about that lamp. | 1.4878 | 0.05296 | 164 | 101 | 46 | 17 |
684 | I'm going out to hunt for a couch | 1.4878 | 0.06256 | 123 | 77 | 32 | 14 |
685 | Do I look older than my picture? | 1.4878 | 0.06362 | 123 | 78 | 30 | 15 |
686 | Well you’ve arrived ahead of your time. | 1.4878 | 0.05928 | 123 | 74 | 38 | 11 |
687 | You know I hate IKEA. | 1.4876 | 0.06333 | 121 | 76 | 31 | 14 |
688 | When I said back to basic - I had something different in mind | 1.4870 | 0.05970 | 115 | 68 | 38 | 9 |
689 | So are we doing the whole "who wears the pants" thing again? | 1.4865 | 0.06634 | 111 | 70 | 28 | 13 |
690 | This isn’t what I expected when you said “let’s go Paleo.” | 1.4863 | 0.05851 | 146 | 93 | 35 | 18 |
691 | Of course, all of our mastodon is locally sourced | 1.4863 | 0.05432 | 146 | 88 | 45 | 13 |
692 | Did you make a reservation? | 1.4860 | 0.06280 | 107 | 64 | 34 | 9 |
693 | How do you like what I've done with the place? | 1.4857 | 0.06364 | 105 | 63 | 33 | 9 |
694 | Let me guess-we're starting the paleo diet | 1.4855 | 0.05748 | 138 | 85 | 39 | 14 |
695 | Well Joe, I just think we evolved into different directions | 1.4846 | 0.05699 | 130 | 78 | 41 | 11 |
696 | I think its time we talk about our goals Kevin. | 1.4846 | 0.06200 | 130 | 83 | 31 | 16 |
697 | Next time, I make the Airbnb reservation! | 1.4844 | 0.06370 | 128 | 83 | 28 | 17 |
698 | No, I'm sorry. Our menu is strictly paleo diet. | 1.4841 | 0.05934 | 126 | 77 | 37 | 12 |
699 | Coffee isnt technically Paleo | 1.4841 | 0.06041 | 126 | 78 | 35 | 13 |
700 | I'll need first and last month's rent. | 1.4839 | 0.05781 | 124 | 74 | 40 | 10 |
701 | I'm not sure I'm ready to go back to work. | 1.4839 | 0.06003 | 124 | 76 | 36 | 12 |
702 | No, I’m not a caveman. This is just my first time going on a date since quarantine. | 1.4834 | 0.05627 | 151 | 95 | 39 | 17 |
703 | Your boss emailed to say it’s time to come back to the office. | 1.4834 | 0.05304 | 151 | 98 | 36 | 17 |
704 | Do you serve bear claws? | 1.4833 | 0.06587 | 120 | 78 | 26 | 16 |
705 | A T-Rex sighting notwithstanding, you must take your coffee outside the cave if you refuse to wear a mask. | 1.4833 | 0.06260 | 120 | 75 | 32 | 13 |
706 | « I am sorry I don’t look exactly like on my profile picture » | 1.4830 | 0.05740 | 147 | 93 | 37 | 17 |
707 | The Wi-fi password is "thereisnowifi". All one word. | 1.4828 | 0.06181 | 116 | 71 | 34 | 11 |
708 | I haven't seen you in ages | 1.4825 | 0.05601 | 143 | 88 | 41 | 14 |
709 | John, haven't we carried the paleo diet thing too far? | 1.4825 | 0.06259 | 114 | 70 | 33 | 11 |
710 | I expressed a desire to go back in time to when everything was fine. I didn't think I'd go back that far. | 1.4825 | 0.06006 | 114 | 68 | 37 | 9 |
711 | I have to admit, a few feminine touches really spruced up the place. | 1.4821 | 0.05810 | 112 | 65 | 40 | 7 |
712 | I told you Janice, Paleo is more than a diet. | 1.4815 | 0.05242 | 135 | 78 | 49 | 8 |
713 | This was when it was discovered women matured earlier then men | 1.4815 | 0.05934 | 135 | 85 | 35 | 15 |
714 | And our specials are carved in the wall behind me. | 1.4815 | 0.05648 | 135 | 82 | 41 | 12 |
715 | Are you new here? | 1.4808 | 0.06829 | 104 | 66 | 26 | 12 |
716 | I guess women really do mature faster than men. | 1.4806 | 0.05623 | 129 | 77 | 42 | 10 |
717 | Call me old-fashioned but I'm leaving you for a simpler life. | 1.4806 | 0.06138 | 129 | 82 | 32 | 15 |
718 | Of all the prehistoric coffee shops in the world, she walks into mine | 1.4804 | 0.06929 | 102 | 65 | 25 | 12 |
719 | I need it staged for Archaeological Digest. | 1.4803 | 0.06309 | 127 | 82 | 29 | 16 |
720 | Your panini will be ready as soon as we invent fire. | 1.4800 | 0.06075 | 125 | 78 | 34 | 13 |
721 | Milk? Sure, we’ve got soy, almond, oat, and mammoth. | 1.4800 | 0.06385 | 125 | 81 | 28 | 16 |
722 | One of us is going to have to change. | 1.4797 | 0.05813 | 123 | 74 | 39 | 10 |
723 | Pandemic year 100 | 1.4797 | 0.06038 | 123 | 76 | 35 | 12 |
724 | Welcome to the Man Cavé. | 1.4795 | 0.05686 | 146 | 92 | 38 | 16 |
725 | But your profile said you had traditional values. | 1.4793 | 0.06439 | 121 | 78 | 28 | 15 |
726 | The special today is a grilled mammoth panini. | 1.4792 | 0.05304 | 144 | 86 | 47 | 11 |
727 | I caved and went to IKEA. | 1.4783 | 0.06576 | 115 | 74 | 27 | 14 |
728 | I know this pandemic has been rough, but aren’t you taking this ‘man cave’ idea a little too far? | 1.4783 | 0.05560 | 138 | 84 | 42 | 12 |
729 | It's a concept; I call it civilization; might go over big. | 1.4779 | 0.05420 | 136 | 83 | 42 | 11 |
730 | This could be the end of an era. | 1.4779 | 0.06422 | 113 | 71 | 30 | 12 |
731 | Well, when your tinder bio said - I like it simple, I definitely didn't expect this. | 1.4779 | 0.06298 | 113 | 70 | 32 | 11 |
732 | It’s about time I tell you something. It’s about time. | 1.4779 | 0.06171 | 113 | 69 | 34 | 10 |
733 | It’s not “Cave Man”, Karen, it’s “Cave Person”. And it’s not as if I dragged you here by your hair. | 1.4779 | 0.06663 | 113 | 73 | 26 | 14 |
734 | yes, maam, would you like that rare, raw, or live? | 1.4775 | 0.06380 | 111 | 69 | 31 | 11 |
735 | The coffee is coffee. I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel. | 1.4773 | 0.05738 | 132 | 81 | 39 | 12 |
736 | Sorry, your burger's gonna take awhile. We haven't discovered fire yet." | 1.4773 | 0.05636 | 132 | 80 | 41 | 11 |
737 | How long was I gone? | 1.4771 | 0.06847 | 109 | 71 | 24 | 14 |
738 | I took your "wheel" idea, and ran with it. | 1.4769 | 0.05374 | 130 | 76 | 46 | 8 |
739 | You need to give me back my pants. | 1.4766 | 0.06072 | 128 | 81 | 33 | 14 |
740 | It is isn't fancy, but they do let me paint the walls. | 1.4766 | 0.06072 | 128 | 81 | 33 | 14 |
741 | Wow, that paleo diet really worked! | 1.4758 | 0.05427 | 124 | 86 | 25 | 13 |
742 | The office is going in-person on Monday. I will do the suit and tie, but am keeping the COVID beard. | 1.4758 | 0.06525 | 124 | 82 | 25 | 17 |
743 | You built a time machine to go on a date with me and you only brought one chair? | 1.4754 | 0.06398 | 122 | 79 | 28 | 15 |
744 | I told you, honey. Amazon delivers anywhere! | 1.4754 | 0.06398 | 122 | 79 | 28 | 15 |
745 | I don’t know; ever since you dragged me back here, I’ve been thinking of ways to improve the cave. | 1.4754 | 0.06072 | 122 | 76 | 34 | 12 |
746 | Do you think I should go hunting looking like this? | 1.4752 | 0.06689 | 101 | 63 | 28 | 10 |
747 | No sugar, sorry: it's a Paleo Cafe. | 1.4752 | 0.05566 | 141 | 87 | 41 | 13 |
748 | So, you're working from the future again today? | 1.4750 | 0.05913 | 120 | 73 | 37 | 10 |
749 | This is not what I thought you meant by “let’s get back to basics”. | 1.4746 | 0.06103 | 118 | 73 | 34 | 11 |
750 | I don't know how else to explain to you what a "man-cave" is. | 1.4745 | 0.05959 | 137 | 88 | 33 | 16 |
751 | I'm sorry but you're too early for espresso. | 1.4741 | 0.06178 | 116 | 72 | 33 | 11 |
752 | I was told if I want authentic paleo, then this is the place to come. | 1.4741 | 0.06025 | 135 | 87 | 32 | 16 |
753 | Are you an established cave artist? We don’t want our mural to be too Neolithic | 1.4737 | 0.06618 | 114 | 74 | 26 | 14 |
754 | Sorry for the hold up on the bear claw. We’ve had to send out for another bear. | 1.4729 | 0.05832 | 129 | 80 | 37 | 12 |
755 | That’s my spot | 1.4729 | 0.05727 | 129 | 82 | 35 | 12 |
756 | I think you’ve taken this whole Marie Kondo thing way too far… | 1.4727 | 0.06420 | 110 | 69 | 30 | 11 |
757 | I was wondering if I could drag you out for a bite later. | 1.4727 | 0.06289 | 110 | 68 | 32 | 10 |
758 | Evolutionarily-distanced. | 1.4726 | 0.05766 | 146 | 94 | 35 | 17 |
759 | When you said you wanted to live the Paleo lifestyle, I'm not quite sure this is what I had in mind. | 1.4724 | 0.05897 | 127 | 79 | 36 | 12 |
760 | In today’s training, we’ll go over how to sharpen rocks. | 1.4722 | 0.06234 | 108 | 66 | 33 | 9 |
761 | I think I've gone too minimalist. | 1.4720 | 0.05856 | 125 | 77 | 37 | 11 |
762 | I think we might be growing apart | 1.4717 | 0.06730 | 106 | 68 | 26 | 12 |
763 | Yes dear, I do notice a change since you started the paleo diet. | 1.4706 | 0.05711 | 136 | 85 | 38 | 13 |
764 | Excuse me, do you have a reservation? | 1.4706 | 0.05702 | 119 | 71 | 40 | 8 |
765 | What are pants? | 1.4701 | 0.05894 | 117 | 71 | 37 | 9 |
766 | I feel like you’re moving faster than I am. | 1.4698 | 0.05679 | 149 | 96 | 36 | 17 |
767 | I don't think you're embracing your roots as much as I am. | 1.4696 | 0.06573 | 115 | 75 | 26 | 14 |
768 | I’m tired of feeling like we’re living under a rock, Ronald. | 1.4696 | 0.06091 | 115 | 71 | 34 | 10 |
769 | I think you’ve been listening to too many minimalism podcasts. | 1.4690 | 0.06541 | 113 | 73 | 27 | 13 |
770 | Your wheel is double parked. | 1.4688 | 0.06170 | 128 | 83 | 30 | 15 |
771 | Damn-it Melanie, the diet doesn't work unless you're all-in | 1.4685 | 0.06021 | 143 | 95 | 29 | 19 |
772 | No it’s I wear the trousers and YOU wear the dress. | 1.4683 | 0.05599 | 126 | 76 | 41 | 9 |
773 | I need a man who wants to do more than just hunt and gather. | 1.4676 | 0.05432 | 139 | 85 | 43 | 11 |
774 | Would you mind shaving your legs? | 1.4673 | 0.06941 | 107 | 71 | 22 | 14 |
775 | Ok. Agreed. This room is no longer just a man cave. | 1.4672 | 0.05956 | 122 | 76 | 35 | 11 |
776 | I need to start adding an age limit to my profile. | 1.4672 | 0.06603 | 122 | 82 | 23 | 17 |
777 | I think it's time I went off the paleo diet. | 1.4672 | 0.05866 | 137 | 88 | 34 | 15 |
778 | I can warm up your coffee as soon as I invent fire. | 1.4667 | 0.05835 | 135 | 86 | 35 | 14 |
779 | The Dawn of IKEA | 1.4667 | 0.06255 | 120 | 77 | 30 | 13 |
780 | It's not a mask, it's a beard! | 1.4667 | 0.06776 | 105 | 68 | 25 | 12 |
781 | I think you are taking this paleo diet too seriously | 1.4667 | 0.06366 | 120 | 80 | 25 | 15 |
782 | I think we're going to have to choose just one era and stick with it. | 1.4661 | 0.06557 | 118 | 78 | 25 | 15 |
783 | Oh, great. Now I have to put my mask on... | 1.4661 | 0.06333 | 118 | 76 | 29 | 13 |
784 | Yeah, well, you don't look like your petroglyph either. | 1.4660 | 0.06873 | 103 | 67 | 24 | 12 |
785 | Paleo? That's soooo yesteryear. | 1.4660 | 0.07010 | 103 | 68 | 22 | 13 |
786 | I still don't think I lost the election. | 1.4660 | 0.06733 | 103 | 66 | 26 | 11 |
787 | I'm waiting for you to catch-up with my evolution. | 1.4658 | 0.05426 | 146 | 91 | 42 | 13 |
788 | You said you wanted to go clubbing | 1.4656 | 0.06438 | 131 | 89 | 23 | 19 |
789 | I love the open concept design, but how are the schools? | 1.4655 | 0.05927 | 116 | 71 | 36 | 9 |
790 | I liked the one with sleeves better. | 1.4655 | 0.06295 | 116 | 74 | 30 | 12 |
791 | We asked asked our scientists to calculate just how far back in time we'd have to travel to alter the levels of toxic masculinity in our society today... so here I am. | 1.4655 | 0.06052 | 116 | 72 | 34 | 10 |
792 | I must've overslept. | 1.4651 | 0.05931 | 129 | 82 | 34 | 13 |
793 | I just feel like you've outgrown me. | 1.4651 | 0.05931 | 129 | 82 | 34 | 13 |
794 | It's not me, it's you. | 1.4649 | 0.06614 | 114 | 75 | 25 | 14 |
795 | We went for mid-century modern. Just not this century. | 1.4643 | 0.05939 | 112 | 68 | 36 | 8 |
796 | I found your secret cave drawings of her | 1.4643 | 0.06459 | 112 | 72 | 28 | 12 |
797 | They said girls develop sooner than boys... | 1.4639 | 0.06884 | 97 | 62 | 25 | 10 |
798 | I tried to tell you—at first it’s just the mug, but soon you’ll be craving lamps, flooring, accent pillows—you’re in way too deep. | 1.4639 | 0.06564 | 97 | 60 | 29 | 8 |
799 | It’s later than I thought. | 1.4636 | 0.06795 | 110 | 73 | 23 | 14 |
800 | I'm thinking of painting the cave. | 1.4636 | 0.06150 | 110 | 68 | 33 | 9 |
801 | Oh, the lamp is just for ambience. We’re waiting for someone to invent the light switch. | 1.4636 | 0.06416 | 110 | 70 | 29 | 11 |
802 | I think it's time we look into buying a second chair. | 1.4636 | 0.06416 | 110 | 70 | 29 | 11 |
803 | Would you like your meat raw or dead? | 1.4636 | 0.06671 | 110 | 72 | 25 | 13 |
804 | What do you mean the pandemic is still going? I’ve been in here for ages! | 1.4630 | 0.06502 | 108 | 69 | 28 | 11 |
805 | How long have I been sleeping? | 1.4628 | 0.06325 | 121 | 79 | 28 | 14 |
806 | I'm from the future. Pull up a chair. | 1.4627 | 0.05769 | 134 | 85 | 36 | 13 |
807 | Today our coffee is stone-ground. | 1.4624 | 0.06932 | 93 | 59 | 25 | 9 |
808 | The WiFi is down | 1.4624 | 0.06762 | 93 | 58 | 27 | 8 |
809 | You had me at grunt. | 1.4623 | 0.06453 | 106 | 67 | 29 | 10 |
810 | Read the paintings on the wall, Agnes. It’s over between us. | 1.4622 | 0.06404 | 119 | 78 | 27 | 14 |
811 | Hello, I will be your caveman this evening. | 1.4622 | 0.06622 | 119 | 80 | 23 | 16 |
812 | Honey, you need to get the vaccine and start getting out. | 1.4621 | 0.05930 | 132 | 85 | 33 | 14 |
813 | Ok, but are you vaccinated? | 1.4621 | 0.05732 | 132 | 83 | 37 | 12 |
814 | Oh, and no wifi. | 1.4615 | 0.06542 | 104 | 66 | 28 | 10 |
815 | So, that's what you meant by "minimalist". | 1.4615 | 0.06686 | 91 | 56 | 28 | 7 |
816 | I just don't feel ready to go back to pre-covid dating. | 1.4615 | 0.06254 | 117 | 75 | 30 | 12 |
817 | I'm waiting for herd immunity. | 1.4615 | 0.06250 | 104 | 64 | 32 | 8 |
818 | ‘I knew we were on a slippery slope when you asked me to join you on that Palaeolithic diet.’ | 1.4609 | 0.06166 | 128 | 84 | 29 | 15 |
819 | Im sorry, I just feel like this relationship isn’t evolving anymore | 1.4609 | 0.05753 | 128 | 80 | 37 | 11 |
820 | I think you're taking this whole Paleo thing a bit too far. | 1.4609 | 0.06087 | 115 | 72 | 33 | 10 |
821 | I'll have the Mastodon Tartare. | 1.4609 | 0.06087 | 115 | 72 | 33 | 10 |
822 | Steve, we need to talk. Your man cave is taking over the whole house | 1.4609 | 0.06333 | 115 | 74 | 29 | 12 |
823 | It's not the racial thing. It's the no deodorant, no sense of style, and grunting's not really conversation thing. | 1.4605 | 0.05434 | 152 | 97 | 40 | 15 |
824 | Honey,we've taken this "off-the-grid" thing too far... | 1.4603 | 0.06032 | 126 | 81 | 32 | 13 |
825 | Is this the bathroom too? | 1.4603 | 0.05707 | 126 | 78 | 38 | 10 |
826 | For a proper feng shui I can help you replace everything with rocks. | 1.4602 | 0.06536 | 113 | 74 | 26 | 13 |
827 | My cave. My rules. | 1.4602 | 0.06163 | 113 | 71 | 32 | 10 |
828 | Sooo... lets talk about your man-cave! | 1.4602 | 0.06033 | 113 | 70 | 34 | 9 |
829 | Or animal depictions might be nice. | 1.4597 | 0.06102 | 124 | 80 | 31 | 13 |
830 | I don't know. We could try painting. | 1.4595 | 0.06242 | 111 | 70 | 31 | 10 |
831 | Is it locally grown? | 1.4595 | 0.06109 | 111 | 69 | 33 | 9 |
832 | I thought we agreed that all our furniture would be pre-Paleozoic. | 1.4595 | 0.06746 | 111 | 74 | 23 | 14 |
833 | I feel like I don’t know you anymore. | 1.4595 | 0.06371 | 111 | 71 | 29 | 11 |
834 | I'm going for mid-mesozoic modern. | 1.4583 | 0.06138 | 120 | 77 | 31 | 12 |
835 | You should come to my cave and see my drawings. | 1.4583 | 0.06471 | 120 | 80 | 25 | 15 |
836 | I know. It would be perfect if we had a door. | 1.4583 | 0.06022 | 120 | 76 | 33 | 11 |
837 | Sorry, you're not my era. | 1.4583 | 0.06773 | 96 | 61 | 26 | 9 |
838 | Are you SURE a cave door wouldn’t spark joy? | 1.4583 | 0.07392 | 96 | 65 | 18 | 13 |
839 | Are you almost done with that table? | 1.4583 | 0.07089 | 96 | 63 | 22 | 11 |
840 | By starting over, I meant our journey, not mankind's. | 1.4579 | 0.05980 | 107 | 65 | 35 | 7 |
841 | The carbon-dating app! | 1.4579 | 0.06407 | 107 | 68 | 29 | 10 |
842 | So, rent is $4000 a month. I charge extra if you want a door. | 1.4579 | 0.06126 | 107 | 66 | 33 | 8 |
843 | Let’s just take it one century at a time. | 1.4571 | 0.05856 | 140 | 92 | 32 | 16 |
844 | Honey, you're not understanding the concept of 'man cave.' | 1.4571 | 0.05587 | 140 | 89 | 38 | 13 |
845 | Hey, I’ve got one: how many cavemen does it take to screw in a light bulb? | 1.4571 | 0.06634 | 105 | 68 | 26 | 11 |
846 | Paleo diet was one thing, but this has gone too far, John | 1.4571 | 0.06771 | 105 | 69 | 24 | 12 |
847 | I totally get the merits of Mid-Cenozoic Modern, it's just not me. | 1.4569 | 0.06047 | 116 | 73 | 33 | 10 |
848 | I'm just more comfortable in a dress. Is that a problem? | 1.4567 | 0.06200 | 127 | 84 | 28 | 15 |
849 | Oh, just a few weeks. How long have YOU been on the paleo diet? | 1.4565 | 0.06810 | 92 | 58 | 26 | 8 |
850 | You invented fire today? I’m so proud of you. | 1.4563 | 0.06439 | 103 | 65 | 29 | 9 |
851 | We need to talk about your man cave | 1.4561 | 0.06122 | 114 | 72 | 32 | 10 |
852 | I think our age difference is coming between us. | 1.4561 | 0.06610 | 114 | 76 | 24 | 14 |
853 | So you have your man cave…….this is my cafe cave. | 1.4560 | 0.06065 | 125 | 81 | 31 | 13 |
854 | I get that I slept through an entire pandemic...but why am I wearing a dress? | 1.4560 | 0.06170 | 125 | 82 | 29 | 14 |
855 | You've got to understand, Throk, people change. | 1.4559 | 0.05799 | 136 | 88 | 34 | 14 |
856 | Just exactly how fresh is it? | 1.4554 | 0.06969 | 101 | 67 | 22 | 12 |
857 | I am so tired of the same place, can we go somewhere that’s not Paleo? | 1.4554 | 0.06199 | 112 | 71 | 31 | 10 |
858 | Hi, I’m Ugg. I’ll be your hunter gatherer today. | 1.4554 | 0.06199 | 112 | 71 | 31 | 10 |
859 | No, you're the anachronism. | 1.4553 | 0.06027 | 123 | 79 | 32 | 12 |
860 | I think you are taking this back to basics a little too far. | 1.4552 | 0.05362 | 134 | 82 | 43 | 9 |
861 | Welcome to Brooklyn’s first Paleo-only diner. May I take your order? | 1.4545 | 0.06279 | 110 | 70 | 30 | 10 |
862 | That table looks modern. | 1.4545 | 0.05500 | 110 | 75 | 26 | 9 |
863 | This was supposed to be my man cave. | 1.4545 | 0.06539 | 110 | 72 | 26 | 12 |
864 | We don't need a lamp there's a light at the end of the tunnel | 1.4545 | 0.07218 | 99 | 67 | 19 | 13 |
865 | I want to redecorate. | 1.4545 | 0.06539 | 110 | 72 | 26 | 12 |
866 | Me? I'm Java Man. | 1.4545 | 0.06008 | 110 | 68 | 34 | 8 |
867 | Would it kill you to hunt and gather for some almond milk? | 1.4545 | 0.06926 | 99 | 65 | 23 | 11 |
868 | Yeah, well, that's gentrification for you. | 1.4545 | 0.05867 | 110 | 67 | 36 | 7 |
869 | Remember when that nutritionist said some people have unexpected side effects after going on the paleo diet? | 1.4545 | 0.06926 | 99 | 65 | 23 | 11 |
870 | Just get the vaccine, Gary. | 1.4545 | 0.06539 | 110 | 72 | 26 | 12 |
871 | You look different than your cave painting. | 1.4538 | 0.05790 | 130 | 83 | 35 | 12 |
872 | I think our relationship needs to evolve. | 1.4538 | 0.06172 | 119 | 77 | 30 | 12 |
873 | When you said you wanted a man cave, I didn’t think you meant literally. | 1.4528 | 0.06585 | 106 | 69 | 26 | 11 |
874 | I know it’s not much, I just moved out of my moms place. | 1.4528 | 0.06015 | 106 | 65 | 34 | 7 |
875 | I love living in the past. | 1.4528 | 0.06585 | 106 | 69 | 26 | 11 |
876 | The future is that bad, huh? | 1.4528 | 0.06447 | 106 | 68 | 28 | 10 |
877 | I used an older dating app. | 1.4526 | 0.07141 | 95 | 63 | 21 | 11 |
878 | You waited. | 1.4522 | 0.05955 | 115 | 72 | 34 | 9 |
879 | Our specials tonight are mastodon and some kind of root. | 1.4522 | 0.06206 | 115 | 74 | 30 | 11 |
880 | Aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves? | 1.4519 | 0.05922 | 135 | 91 | 28 | 16 |
881 | Next time don't lie about the etchings. | 1.4516 | 0.06754 | 93 | 59 | 26 | 8 |
882 | Sorry for the wait, the doctor will see you now | 1.4516 | 0.05879 | 124 | 79 | 34 | 11 |
883 | That's not what I meant when I said we should try to start over. | 1.4516 | 0.06514 | 124 | 85 | 22 | 17 |
884 | Where do you see yourself in 2 million years? | 1.4513 | 0.06531 | 113 | 75 | 25 | 13 |
885 | Give me another shot, Susan. I promise I’ll change. I’ll evolve. | 1.4513 | 0.05760 | 113 | 69 | 37 | 7 |
886 | I told you dress casual but not primitive. | 1.4510 | 0.06014 | 102 | 62 | 34 | 6 |
887 | As soon as they invent fire, I'm having this hot. | 1.4508 | 0.06279 | 122 | 81 | 27 | 14 |
888 | Oh Margery, we moved out here to get *away* from Ikea | 1.4505 | 0.06493 | 91 | 56 | 29 | 6 |
889 | I'm just saying, recessed lighting might be a better choice considering the flow of this room. | 1.4504 | 0.05857 | 131 | 85 | 33 | 13 |
890 | I guess I feel that all of it is moving too fast. | 1.4500 | 0.06132 | 120 | 78 | 30 | 12 |
891 | Mom, could you do me a solid and put a coaster under your cup? | 1.4500 | 0.07017 | 100 | 67 | 21 | 12 |
892 | Honestly, Ted, the wheel is impressive but look, Fred just brought me a mastodon milk latte. | 1.4500 | 0.06245 | 120 | 79 | 28 | 13 |
893 | Can I interest you in gathering some berries for dessert? | 1.4500 | 0.05532 | 120 | 73 | 40 | 7 |
894 | The fellas are complaining again about you filling their wives' heads full of nonsense | 1.4496 | 0.06124 | 129 | 86 | 28 | 15 |
895 | Our restaurant just received its third Fauci star for indoor dining. | 1.4495 | 0.06450 | 109 | 71 | 27 | 11 |
896 | Tinder said you were 25. | 1.4495 | 0.06181 | 109 | 69 | 31 | 9 |
897 | I’m tired of living under a rock. I’m vaccinated and caffeinated and heading to the airport where I can see people hugging again. | 1.4492 | 0.05969 | 118 | 75 | 33 | 10 |
898 | When you said it wouldn't work until we had electricity, I took that as a metaphor. | 1.4492 | 0.05722 | 118 | 73 | 37 | 8 |
899 | I appreciate minimalism Roger but you may have taken it a bit too far. | 1.4492 | 0.06089 | 118 | 76 | 31 | 11 |
900 | I'm sorry John but I need to move on...you're just too stuck in the past. | 1.4490 | 0.07124 | 98 | 68 | 17 | 13 |
901 | What do you mean you can’t change a lightbulb?! | 1.4490 | 0.06666 | 98 | 63 | 26 | 9 |
902 | I think I fit your profile Molly, but can you skin and roast a large Woolly Mammoth in less than 2 hours? | 1.4488 | 0.05557 | 127 | 81 | 36 | 10 |
903 | Fire? We have that. Are there any other skills you have to offer? | 1.4486 | 0.05824 | 107 | 65 | 36 | 6 |
904 | It feels like ages since we started working remotely... | 1.4486 | 0.06537 | 107 | 70 | 26 | 11 |
905 | Welcome back to the office | 1.4483 | 0.06285 | 116 | 76 | 28 | 12 |
906 | When did you go to IKEA? | 1.4483 | 0.06041 | 116 | 74 | 32 | 10 |
907 | Either way, it’s sill cultural appropriation | 1.4479 | 0.06765 | 96 | 62 | 25 | 9 |
908 | Jeff, I know you’re trying to help but why glue my Martini to the ceiling?? | 1.4479 | 0.07235 | 96 | 65 | 19 | 12 |
909 | I always knew, Alice, eventually you would have to come crawling back from your failed technological, consumeristic society. | 1.4476 | 0.06199 | 105 | 66 | 31 | 8 |
910 | We need to talk, grab a stone. | 1.4476 | 0.05818 | 105 | 68 | 29 | 8 |
911 | So one of the guys said to me, "Trog, your wife is a very modern woman," and I said, "You have no idea how true that is." | 1.4474 | 0.06365 | 114 | 75 | 27 | 12 |
912 | I know you’re into Scandinavian design now but this feels stark, even for you, Ted. | 1.4474 | 0.05857 | 114 | 71 | 35 | 8 |
913 | When they said it takes you back in time...this isn’t what I pictured | 1.4472 | 0.05796 | 123 | 78 | 35 | 10 |
914 | You're in my spot. | 1.4472 | 0.06131 | 123 | 81 | 29 | 13 |
915 | Architectural Digest is coming over for a photo shoot. | 1.4468 | 0.06868 | 94 | 61 | 24 | 9 |
916 | You're telling me Trump is no longer president and the pandemic is almost over, maybe it's time to rethink my "off the grid" thing. | 1.4464 | 0.06321 | 112 | 73 | 28 | 11 |
917 | I know air bnb’s aren’t offering much during the pandemic, but this is ridiculous. | 1.4463 | 0.06205 | 121 | 80 | 28 | 13 |
918 | A table AND a chair? Oh great!. I married a horder! | 1.4458 | 0.06911 | 83 | 52 | 25 | 6 |
919 | Oh, maybe a nice 432,000 BC Cavernet. | 1.4455 | 0.06671 | 101 | 66 | 25 | 10 |
920 | I was all for going off the grid but not this far off | 1.4455 | 0.06671 | 101 | 66 | 25 | 10 |
921 | You do Paleo your way, I'll do it mine. | 1.4455 | 0.06783 | 110 | 75 | 21 | 14 |
922 | I gather that you're not from around here. | 1.4455 | 0.06272 | 110 | 71 | 29 | 10 |
923 | You're new here, right? | 1.4444 | 0.06725 | 90 | 57 | 26 | 7 |
924 | You might think about shaving now that we can go out again. | 1.4444 | 0.06751 | 108 | 73 | 22 | 13 |
925 | This relationship is moving too fast for me | 1.4444 | 0.05823 | 135 | 89 | 32 | 14 |
926 | Well, I wanted to go ‘off the grid,’ but this is a little much | 1.4444 | 0.06908 | 90 | 58 | 24 | 8 |
927 | I travelled back in time too far. I just wanted to be ten years younger. | 1.4444 | 0.07003 | 108 | 75 | 18 | 15 |
928 | I TOLD you, Helga, I deplore mid Stone Age modern! | 1.4435 | 0.06092 | 124 | 82 | 29 | 13 |
929 | I prefer mid-first century modern. | 1.4435 | 0.05873 | 124 | 80 | 33 | 11 |
930 | Yeah, well, I'm not like those other men who are only interested in clubbing. | 1.4435 | 0.05948 | 115 | 73 | 33 | 9 |
931 | Honestly, it's not much of a Man Cave, is it? | 1.4435 | 0.05686 | 115 | 71 | 37 | 7 |
932 | You need to stop dwelling on the past. | 1.4434 | 0.06007 | 106 | 66 | 33 | 7 |
933 | Pull up your rock, Steve, we need to talk. | 1.4434 | 0.06578 | 106 | 70 | 25 | 11 |
934 | You call it a cave. I call it an artisanal bunker. | 1.4434 | 0.06440 | 106 | 69 | 27 | 10 |
935 | Indoor dining isn't how I remembered it. | 1.4434 | 0.06155 | 106 | 67 | 31 | 8 |
936 | I thought we agreed to discuss any large not-yet-invented purchases | 1.4433 | 0.06212 | 97 | 63 | 27 | 7 |
937 | I expanded my app distance range to Paleolithic. | 1.4426 | 0.05340 | 122 | 74 | 42 | 6 |
938 | Madam, I’m afraid we cannot kill a mammoth for just one customer. | 1.4426 | 0.05826 | 122 | 78 | 34 | 10 |
939 | I think I went too far off the grid. | 1.4425 | 0.06278 | 113 | 74 | 28 | 11 |
940 | Can you see a difference since I've been on this Paleo diet? | 1.4425 | 0.06151 | 113 | 73 | 30 | 10 |
941 | I'm sorry, we've been out of that for six thousand years. | 1.4425 | 0.06878 | 113 | 79 | 18 | 16 |
942 | And would you like that charred, burned, or crispy? | 1.4425 | 0.06278 | 113 | 74 | 28 | 11 |
943 | I got squatter's rights while you were frozen. | 1.4423 | 0.06384 | 104 | 67 | 28 | 9 |
944 | Thank you for purchasing Ancestry.com's new Virtual Relative's DNA Kit. My name is Thog, and I'm your 70x1,1000,000 grandfather! | 1.4423 | 0.06384 | 104 | 67 | 28 | 9 |
945 | I’m sorry, but this relationship is evolving too fast for me. | 1.4421 | 0.06119 | 95 | 58 | 32 | 5 |
946 | My mancave doesn't have one, you'll have to use the tree outside | 1.4419 | 0.05814 | 129 | 84 | 33 | 12 |
947 | The Republicans are in the other cave. | 1.4419 | 0.07864 | 86 | 60 | 14 | 12 |
948 | Yep. People got scared away and business died. It turns out Cave Inn was a bad name choice. | 1.4412 | 0.06005 | 102 | 63 | 33 | 6 |
949 | I feel like we're drifting apart. | 1.4412 | 0.06164 | 102 | 64 | 31 | 7 |
950 | Before I have my coffee I'm an absolute Neanderthal. | 1.4412 | 0.07046 | 102 | 70 | 19 | 13 |
951 | Do you have experience painting on cave walls? | 1.4412 | 0.06320 | 102 | 65 | 29 | 8 |
952 | So you’re leaving me because he has stalagmites in his cave? | 1.4412 | 0.07183 | 102 | 71 | 17 | 14 |
953 | Sorry, we only have cold brew until we invent fire. | 1.4404 | 0.05892 | 109 | 68 | 34 | 7 |
954 | Is that my "world's best caveman" cup? | 1.4404 | 0.05892 | 109 | 68 | 34 | 7 |
955 | I like the open concept. | 1.4404 | 0.06309 | 109 | 71 | 28 | 10 |
956 | I think it’s time that our relationship evolved. | 1.4400 | 0.05611 | 125 | 79 | 37 | 9 |
957 | As soon as Ug discovers fire, I'll heat that up for you. | 1.4400 | 0.06563 | 100 | 65 | 26 | 9 |
958 | We're fresh out of 2% mammoth milk. Is skim ok? | 1.4400 | 0.06864 | 100 | 67 | 22 | 11 |
959 | Excuse me, what's the Wi-Fi password here? | 1.4397 | 0.06278 | 116 | 77 | 27 | 12 |
960 | Would you like more pre-pre Columbian? | 1.4396 | 0.06291 | 91 | 56 | 30 | 5 |
961 | Now that we live in a cave, I figured I would dress accordingly. | 1.4393 | 0.06254 | 107 | 69 | 29 | 9 |
962 | When the man cave becomes a she shed... | 1.4393 | 0.05504 | 107 | 64 | 39 | 4 |
963 | I can compromise on pants, but shoddy Scandinavian decor is where I draw the line. | 1.4393 | 0.06393 | 107 | 70 | 27 | 10 |
964 | Tripadvisor was right, this is very rustic | 1.4393 | 0.06529 | 107 | 71 | 25 | 11 |
965 | I've thought it over, and I am NOT doing a whole season of this as reality TV. | 1.4393 | 0.06529 | 107 | 71 | 25 | 11 |
966 | I’m thinking you don’t fully understand the meaning of a man cave. | 1.4388 | 0.05414 | 139 | 89 | 39 | 11 |
967 | Ditch the paleo,keep the cannoli. | 1.4388 | 0.06498 | 98 | 63 | 27 | 8 |
968 | What do you mean, you're "moving on without me"? | 1.4388 | 0.06498 | 98 | 63 | 27 | 8 |
969 | Honey. I think you’ve taken the ‘man cave’ thing a little too far. | 1.4388 | 0.07262 | 98 | 68 | 17 | 13 |
970 | What's that thing hanging from the ceiling and, more importantly, who are you? | 1.4382 | 0.07138 | 89 | 59 | 21 | 9 |
971 | I'm sorry. I used to think we'd just naturally evolve together. | 1.4381 | 0.06891 | 105 | 72 | 20 | 13 |
972 | So, you're telling me the light isn't just at the end of the tunnel? | 1.4381 | 0.06480 | 105 | 74 | 18 | 13 |
973 | We need to talk about your drawing on the walls.. | 1.4381 | 0.07022 | 105 | 73 | 18 | 14 |
974 | My cave paintings? Oh, no, honey. That was just a Zoom background. | 1.4380 | 0.05972 | 121 | 79 | 31 | 11 |
975 | I'm sorry but we won't be open until 7 am, 40,000 years from now. | 1.4375 | 0.06756 | 96 | 63 | 24 | 9 |
976 | This place just needed some ambiance. And better lighting, which I'll explain in a minute. | 1.4375 | 0.06756 | 96 | 63 | 24 | 9 |
977 | How did you heat up the tea? | 1.4375 | 0.06756 | 96 | 63 | 24 | 9 |
978 | Today you want coffee. Tomorrow you'll want a rock on your finger. | 1.4375 | 0.06916 | 96 | 64 | 22 | 10 |
979 | Do you think I've taken the Paleo diet a little too far? | 1.4375 | 0.06250 | 96 | 62 | 27 | 7 |
980 | Our special today is two dodo eggs over easy. | 1.4375 | 0.06423 | 96 | 61 | 28 | 7 |
981 | I thought we agreed to go Paleo together. | 1.4375 | 0.06592 | 96 | 62 | 26 | 8 |
982 | It's been ages since I've seen you. | 1.4369 | 0.06713 | 103 | 69 | 23 | 11 |
983 | Rumor has it the neighbors are smelting. | 1.4368 | 0.07070 | 87 | 57 | 22 | 8 |
984 | Sorry, these are the only clothes that fit me anymore | 1.4364 | 0.06062 | 110 | 73 | 27 | 10 |
985 | I just worry our Age gap is becoming a problem. | 1.4359 | 0.06580 | 117 | 81 | 21 | 15 |
986 | Was that the latte with mammoth milk or the vegan soymilk version? | 1.4359 | 0.05870 | 117 | 75 | 33 | 9 |
987 | I've told you a million times, I'm just more fully evolved than you are. | 1.4356 | 0.06662 | 101 | 67 | 24 | 10 |
988 | So THIS is your man cave | 1.4356 | 0.06662 | 101 | 67 | 24 | 10 |
989 | I call it a ‘Time Share’ | 1.4356 | 0.06662 | 101 | 67 | 24 | 10 |
990 | Does this pelt make me look fat? | 1.4355 | 0.05866 | 124 | 81 | 32 | 11 |
991 | You need to stop trading with the IKEANs. And I want my wheel back. | 1.4353 | 0.06991 | 85 | 55 | 23 | 7 |
992 | Hi, I'm Ugh. Are you Elizabeth? | 1.4353 | 0.07381 | 85 | 57 | 19 | 9 |
993 | Whaddaya mean, we're taking this self quarantining thing too far? | 1.4348 | 0.06791 | 92 | 60 | 24 | 8 |
994 | It’s called mid-epoch modern. | 1.4348 | 0.06791 | 92 | 60 | 24 | 8 |
995 | You really need to stop living in the past. | 1.4348 | 0.06314 | 115 | 77 | 26 | 12 |
996 | Your paleo sandwich will be ready as soon as the microwave is invented. | 1.4348 | 0.06047 | 92 | 56 | 32 | 4 |
997 | Should we list it as a hole-in-the-wall single-family featuring rock-solid walls and uninterrupted views of nature? | 1.4344 | 0.05934 | 122 | 80 | 31 | 11 |
998 | The pandemic forced us to scale back a bit. | 1.4343 | 0.06605 | 99 | 65 | 25 | 9 |
999 | Yes. This is the reason I'm taking the kids. | 1.4343 | 0.06605 | 99 | 65 | 25 | 9 |
1000 | Grog,your boss called. You return to the office next week. | 1.4341 | 0.05595 | 129 | 83 | 36 | 10 |
1001 | As the architect I can assure you it has a timeless beauty. | 1.4340 | 0.05530 | 106 | 64 | 38 | 4 |
1002 | I feel the relationship needs to evolve | 1.4340 | 0.06838 | 106 | 73 | 20 | 13 |
1003 | This palaeolithic themed Airbnb is quite authentic | 1.4340 | 0.05998 | 106 | 67 | 32 | 7 |
1004 | It’s not a man cave; it’s just a cave. | 1.4336 | 0.06143 | 113 | 74 | 29 | 10 |
1005 | I just needed to take a quick break in a place my kids would never look for me. I won’t be long. | 1.4336 | 0.06517 | 113 | 77 | 23 | 13 |
1006 | Actually it’s my favorite underground coffee shop, too. | 1.4336 | 0.06270 | 113 | 75 | 27 | 11 |
1007 | The market is right. I say we sell and move to the city. | 1.4333 | 0.05886 | 120 | 78 | 32 | 10 |
1008 | You looked different on Facebook. | 1.4333 | 0.06003 | 120 | 79 | 30 | 11 |
1009 | The staging should get us a lot more for the place. | 1.4333 | 0.06232 | 120 | 81 | 26 | 13 |
1010 | The timing's just not right. | 1.4330 | 0.06539 | 97 | 63 | 26 | 8 |
1011 | I love you, Oog, but there's this thing called 'evolution.' | 1.4327 | 0.06375 | 104 | 68 | 27 | 9 |
1012 | Covid's over, I'm ready to go back out there... | 1.4327 | 0.06375 | 104 | 68 | 27 | 9 |
1013 | Airbnb's are really popping up everywhere. | 1.4327 | 0.06519 | 104 | 69 | 25 | 10 |
1014 | I get it... you're a modern woman! | 1.4324 | 0.06478 | 111 | 75 | 24 | 12 |
1015 | I’ll be your server today, my name is Garg. | 1.4324 | 0.05669 | 111 | 75 | 28 | 8 |
1016 | Hi, Doug. Thanks for coming down to HR. What a year, right?! But listen, we should probably discuss some things... | 1.4324 | 0.06220 | 111 | 73 | 28 | 10 |
1017 | Of course we have a paleo menu. What are we? Neanderthals? | 1.4318 | 0.07191 | 88 | 59 | 20 | 9 |
1018 | Let’s face it honey, this is not a phase | 1.4318 | 0.06624 | 88 | 56 | 26 | 6 |
1019 | Sorry I've got no Americano since the continent not been explored yet. | 1.4318 | 0.07546 | 88 | 61 | 16 | 11 |
1020 | It’s rent-controlled. | 1.4316 | 0.07278 | 95 | 66 | 17 | 12 |
1021 | On the rocks, please. | 1.4316 | 0.06634 | 95 | 62 | 25 | 8 |
1022 | I'm sorry, I didn't know about your anti-fur stance. | 1.4310 | 0.05901 | 116 | 75 | 32 | 9 |
1023 | I just feel like you’re not evolving at the same pace as our relationship anymore | 1.4302 | 0.06727 | 86 | 55 | 25 | 6 |
1024 | Greb, we’ve grown apart. | 1.4301 | 0.06905 | 93 | 62 | 22 | 9 |
1025 | But I told you that I lived in a man cave. | 1.4301 | 0.07236 | 93 | 64 | 18 | 11 |
1026 | I said we are incompatible temporally, not temporarily. | 1.4301 | 0.07072 | 93 | 63 | 20 | 10 |
1027 | I like it, but it makes the rest of the cave feel a little drab. | 1.4300 | 0.06854 | 100 | 68 | 21 | 11 |
1028 | Today's special, like every other day, is mammoth. | 1.4300 | 0.07000 | 100 | 69 | 19 | 12 |
1029 | I really think we should have gotten a second chair. | 1.4300 | 0.06073 | 100 | 66 | 27 | 7 |
1030 | It's not hard to know which one of us is caving. | 1.4299 | 0.06654 | 107 | 73 | 22 | 12 |
1031 | Yes, our saber-tooth tiger is free range. | 1.4299 | 0.06521 | 107 | 72 | 24 | 11 |
1032 | Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe! My name is Glorg, I’ll be taking care of you today. Do we want to start with some Woolly Mammoth canapés perhaps? | 1.4299 | 0.05247 | 107 | 74 | 26 | 7 |
1033 | I'm sorry ma'am, we don't serve vegan here - only paleo. | 1.4298 | 0.05773 | 114 | 77 | 27 | 10 |
1034 | You're just calling me that because I don't get the cartoons. | 1.4298 | 0.06471 | 114 | 78 | 23 | 13 |
1035 | Sorry. No wi-fi available. If you want to see your messages, please check on the walls. | 1.4286 | 0.06432 | 112 | 76 | 24 | 12 |
1036 | It's time we talk about the man cave. | 1.4286 | 0.06008 | 126 | 85 | 28 | 13 |
1037 | You could have waited until I invented tools. | 1.4286 | 0.07042 | 84 | 55 | 22 | 7 |
1038 | Your first Anachronism.com date? | 1.4286 | 0.06835 | 84 | 54 | 24 | 6 |
1039 | How's the mastodon? | 1.4286 | 0.06470 | 91 | 58 | 27 | 6 |
1040 | They're predicting an Ice Age, so I'll take the Jeep. | 1.4286 | 0.07013 | 91 | 61 | 21 | 9 |
1041 | Honey, maybe trying to sleep away the entire pandemic wasn’t the best idea | 1.4286 | 0.06837 | 91 | 60 | 23 | 8 |
1042 | Diet, Mark. It’s just a diet. Enough, already. | 1.4286 | 0.07013 | 91 | 61 | 21 | 9 |
1043 | This is a she shed not a man cave. | 1.4286 | 0.06747 | 105 | 72 | 21 | 12 |
1044 | Hi, Chuck? You look just like your profile painting. | 1.4275 | 0.05738 | 131 | 87 | 32 | 12 |
1045 | I just can't imagine a future without you. | 1.4273 | 0.05983 | 110 | 73 | 28 | 9 |
1046 | you’ve taken this paleo thing a little too far | 1.4273 | 0.06387 | 110 | 74 | 25 | 11 |
1047 | Ikea said the chairs have been on back order for 10,000 years. | 1.4271 | 0.06580 | 96 | 63 | 25 | 8 |
1048 | No, we are not getting WiFi. | 1.4270 | 0.07126 | 89 | 60 | 20 | 9 |
1049 | It's not a dress. | 1.4270 | 0.06945 | 89 | 59 | 22 | 8 |
1050 | When you said you’d emerge from your cave for a coffee, I thought you were joking | 1.4268 | 0.06948 | 82 | 53 | 23 | 6 |
1051 | So funny story about randomly pushing buttons on the remote…. | 1.4259 | 0.06472 | 108 | 73 | 24 | 11 |
1052 | Some things might have changed during the quarantine. | 1.4259 | 0.06058 | 108 | 70 | 30 | 8 |
1053 | Clearly, we've grown apart. | 1.4257 | 0.06799 | 101 | 69 | 21 | 11 |
1054 | I’ve redefined our relationship. We are now hunter chatterers. | 1.4257 | 0.06652 | 101 | 68 | 23 | 10 |
1055 | I love this hole in the wall, but I wish they would heat up their coffee | 1.4257 | 0.06027 | 101 | 64 | 31 | 6 |
1056 | This outfit doesn't date me does it? | 1.4257 | 0.06502 | 101 | 67 | 25 | 9 |
1057 | I wish you would get into the spirit of this vacation. | 1.4255 | 0.06677 | 94 | 62 | 24 | 8 |
1058 | Welcome to the Caveman Glamping Experience; I'll be the neanderthal serving you. | 1.4255 | 0.06326 | 94 | 60 | 28 | 6 |
1059 | 2020 is over. You can come out now. | 1.4255 | 0.06677 | 94 | 62 | 24 | 8 |
1060 | I don't think I can go back to the hunter-gatherer thing when this pandemic is over. | 1.4248 | 0.06261 | 113 | 76 | 26 | 11 |
1061 | (Here we go again: He'll say "rock." I'll say "paper." I'll get to stay in the chair.) | 1.4245 | 0.06560 | 106 | 72 | 23 | 11 |
1062 | I warned you that the Uldovai special is Leakey. | 1.4245 | 0.06422 | 106 | 71 | 25 | 10 |
1063 | A clap-activated light in a cave. We probably should've slept on that one. | 1.4245 | 0.06280 | 106 | 70 | 27 | 9 |
1064 | What's a spelunker? | 1.4242 | 0.06748 | 99 | 67 | 22 | 10 |
1065 | Eve, if this is the future I want none of it! | 1.4242 | 0.06436 | 99 | 65 | 26 | 8 |
1066 | I haven't changed, I was a troglodyte when we met. | 1.4242 | 0.06273 | 99 | 64 | 28 | 7 |
1067 | I'm worried you're taking the Paleo Diet a little too seriously. | 1.4239 | 0.06600 | 92 | 60 | 25 | 7 |
1068 | Ikea's now delivering | 1.4239 | 0.07122 | 92 | 63 | 19 | 10 |
1069 | Well, you know they say women mature faster | 1.4239 | 0.06778 | 92 | 61 | 23 | 8 |
1070 | What’s a door?” | 1.4237 | 0.05946 | 118 | 78 | 30 | 10 |
1071 | OK, I'm done with Paleo. | 1.4237 | 0.06067 | 118 | 79 | 28 | 11 |
1072 | So, who's Lucy? | 1.4237 | 0.06415 | 118 | 82 | 22 | 14 |
1073 | What are you doing here, Jane? I thought you said you wanted someone more “civilized”? | 1.4231 | 0.06064 | 104 | 67 | 30 | 7 |
1074 | I just don't feel that our relationship is evolving. | 1.4227 | 0.06689 | 97 | 65 | 23 | 9 |
1075 | Honey,have you seen my good club? | 1.4227 | 0.06360 | 97 | 63 | 27 | 7 |
1076 | It’s called Evolution Blend. Why do you ask | 1.4227 | 0.06013 | 97 | 61 | 31 | 5 |
1077 | Are you into older guys? | 1.4227 | 0.07003 | 97 | 67 | 19 | 11 |
1078 | This coffee is cold. Haven't you invented fire yet? | 1.4222 | 0.06511 | 90 | 58 | 26 | 6 |
1079 | Could you at least try to keep up? | 1.4222 | 0.06511 | 90 | 58 | 26 | 6 |
1080 | I'd like to start wearing the pants in this cave. | 1.4222 | 0.06700 | 90 | 59 | 24 | 7 |
1081 | Go hunt our dinner while I gather my thoughts. | 1.4222 | 0.06700 | 90 | 59 | 24 | 7 |
1082 | We stone grind all our coffee in house. | 1.4222 | 0.06700 | 90 | 59 | 24 | 7 |
1083 | I lied about my epoch | 1.4220 | 0.06291 | 109 | 73 | 26 | 10 |
1084 | Erica? I'm Zog. You look just like your cave painting. | 1.4220 | 0.05872 | 109 | 70 | 32 | 7 |
1085 | It turns out we’re out of vegan mastodon. | 1.4220 | 0.04752 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1086 | Do I need to remind you who wears the pants in this relationship? | 1.4220 | 0.06291 | 109 | 75 | 23 | 11 |
1087 | We can still be ancestors. | 1.4216 | 0.06600 | 102 | 69 | 23 | 10 |
1088 | It just been two weeks John | 1.4215 | 0.06183 | 121 | 83 | 25 | 13 |
1089 | Four cubits, Jill! Any closer, and we’ll be quarantined for two more weeks! | 1.4211 | 0.06622 | 95 | 63 | 24 | 8 |
1090 | Not the hipster you were expecting? Well, let me tell you a thing or two about cultural appropriation | 1.4211 | 0.05416 | 114 | 71 | 38 | 5 |
1091 | No, Senator, the cave drawings aren’t proof of election fraud. | 1.4211 | 0.07554 | 76 | 51 | 18 | 7 |
1092 | What kind of Neanderthal uses non-dairy creamer? | 1.4205 | 0.06609 | 88 | 57 | 25 | 6 |
1093 | It'll be another 100 years to build the second IKEA chair | 1.4205 | 0.07704 | 88 | 63 | 13 | 12 |
1094 | When I said my place "Rocks", I really meant it! | 1.4205 | 0.06804 | 88 | 58 | 23 | 7 |
1095 | Do you know the Wifi password? | 1.4202 | 0.06258 | 119 | 82 | 24 | 13 |
1096 | Just because we live in a cave doesn’t mean you have to dress that way | 1.4200 | 0.06541 | 100 | 67 | 24 | 9 |
1097 | You know what your problem is? I'll tell you. You are just too primitive. | 1.4200 | 0.06843 | 100 | 69 | 20 | 11 |
1098 | Have you been living under a rock? This is the best cavé in the area. | 1.4196 | 0.06296 | 112 | 76 | 25 | 11 |
1099 | Sorry…indoor dining limited to 50% capacity. | 1.4196 | 0.05762 | 112 | 72 | 33 | 7 |
1100 | I don't care what you're wearing. I wear the pants in this family! | 1.4196 | 0.06167 | 112 | 75 | 27 | 10 |
1101 | Nope. Sorry, I literally have no idea what sprouted grain vegan bagel means. | 1.4196 | 0.06296 | 112 | 76 | 25 | 11 |
1102 | I see who wears the pants in this family. | 1.4194 | 0.06177 | 93 | 59 | 29 | 5 |
1103 | I just learned how to stand upright | 1.4194 | 0.06721 | 93 | 62 | 23 | 8 |
1104 | I’m thinking of putting another rock over there to spruce the place up. | 1.4194 | 0.07224 | 93 | 65 | 17 | 11 |
1105 | So, I think I discovered something which could be the solution to your 'cold tea' problem. | 1.4190 | 0.06872 | 105 | 74 | 18 | 13 |
1106 | You were gone hunting for a very, very, very long time. | 1.4190 | 0.06169 | 105 | 69 | 28 | 8 |
1107 | How long have I been asleep? | 1.4190 | 0.05865 | 105 | 67 | 32 | 6 |
1108 | Yeah. Prehistoric minimalism simplified my life. | 1.4190 | 0.06600 | 105 | 72 | 22 | 11 |
1109 | Would you like the Paleolithic breakfast or lunch menu? | 1.4188 | 0.05725 | 117 | 76 | 33 | 8 |
1110 | I'm sorry. The fire's gone out of our relationship. | 1.4186 | 0.06505 | 86 | 55 | 26 | 5 |
1111 | Does this make me look fat? | 1.4184 | 0.06635 | 98 | 66 | 23 | 9 |
1112 | There is no one else, Eve; why won't you believe me. | 1.4184 | 0.06792 | 98 | 67 | 21 | 10 |
1113 | Anyone who doesn’t offer oat milk is a Neanderthal. | 1.4184 | 0.06141 | 98 | 63 | 29 | 6 |
1114 | Well, this little game was fun for a year but I'm vaccinated and I'm outa' here. | 1.4184 | 0.06474 | 98 | 65 | 25 | 8 |
1115 | Your neon sign mentioned a club sandwich? | 1.4184 | 0.06474 | 98 | 65 | 25 | 8 |
1116 | Wow I love what you've done with the place | 1.4184 | 0.06792 | 98 | 67 | 21 | 10 |
1117 | I'm calling it my man cave. | 1.4182 | 0.06245 | 110 | 74 | 26 | 10 |
1118 | We also have vegan options. | 1.4182 | 0.05972 | 110 | 72 | 30 | 8 |
1119 | I think we should start seeing other subspecies. | 1.4180 | 0.06142 | 122 | 84 | 25 | 13 |
1120 | Our divorce settlement wasn’t perfect, but thanks for leaving me the man cave. | 1.4176 | 0.06642 | 91 | 60 | 24 | 7 |
1121 | To submit your caption, painstakingly carve it into the wall behind me. And don’t forget the hashtag | 1.4176 | 0.07000 | 91 | 62 | 20 | 9 |
1122 | The catch of the day? Wooly mammoth, ma’am. | 1.4175 | 0.06548 | 103 | 70 | 23 | 10 |
1123 | Honey this man cave thing went to far | 1.4175 | 0.06401 | 103 | 69 | 25 | 9 |
1124 | We’ve been together for 5 years and you’re still calling it your man cave! | 1.4174 | 0.06049 | 115 | 77 | 28 | 10 |
1125 | Where do I see myself in five years? No one lives past thirty, so the answer is dead. | 1.4167 | 0.07050 | 96 | 67 | 18 | 11 |
1126 | Yes, all of our megafauna are from tar pit to table. | 1.4167 | 0.07227 | 84 | 57 | 19 | 8 |
1127 | In my defense, the neighbors still live in trees and crawl around on all fours. | 1.4167 | 0.07597 | 72 | 48 | 18 | 6 |
1128 | When you said “Man Cave”, I thought you meant the garage | 1.4167 | 0.05975 | 108 | 73 | 26 | 9 |
1129 | Your Pleistocene or mine? | 1.4167 | 0.07050 | 96 | 67 | 18 | 11 |
1130 | You were gone so long, I evolved. | 1.4167 | 0.07423 | 84 | 58 | 17 | 9 |
1131 | What do you mean "dress"? | 1.4167 | 0.06893 | 96 | 66 | 20 | 10 |
1132 | I'd like to speak to the Cave-Manager | 1.4167 | 0.07204 | 96 | 68 | 16 | 12 |
1133 | They said I could work remote | 1.4167 | 0.07026 | 84 | 56 | 21 | 7 |
1134 | How old is your coffee? | 1.4159 | 0.05993 | 113 | 75 | 29 | 9 |
1135 | You made fire. I ordered IKEA. | 1.4157 | 0.07463 | 89 | 63 | 15 | 11 |
1136 | Where does the electricity come from? | 1.4157 | 0.06744 | 89 | 59 | 23 | 7 |
1137 | We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty” @newyorkercartoon | 1.4157 | 0.07632 | 89 | 64 | 13 | 12 |
1138 | It's been ages! | 1.4156 | 0.07243 | 77 | 51 | 20 | 6 |
1139 | Now, do you see why I can’t stop acting like one ? | 1.4151 | 0.06269 | 106 | 71 | 26 | 9 |
1140 | Just don’t try to change me. | 1.4151 | 0.05823 | 106 | 68 | 32 | 6 |
1141 | It’s a hunt-gather to table concept, actually.” | 1.4149 | 0.06999 | 94 | 65 | 19 | 10 |
1142 | We have to talk. Pull up a rock. | 1.4149 | 0.06664 | 94 | 63 | 23 | 8 |
1143 | It’s not you, it’s me. I’m just evolving past this relationship. | 1.4149 | 0.06311 | 94 | 61 | 27 | 6 |
1144 | I love an open floor plan | 1.4144 | 0.06331 | 111 | 76 | 24 | 11 |
1145 | Good evening ma'am, welcome to Cafe Cave.My name is Carl. The special this evening is whatever Zug can overpower and drag back. I'll be right back with a menu. | 1.4138 | 0.07412 | 87 | 61 | 16 | 10 |
1146 | Lockdown is over now Doug, we have to start going out again | 1.4138 | 0.07042 | 87 | 59 | 20 | 8 |
1147 | The hunter-gatherers will be back shortly with your niçoise | 1.4138 | 0.07042 | 87 | 59 | 20 | 8 |
1148 | I see you came early to get a good seat. | 1.4135 | 0.06425 | 104 | 73 | 20 | 11 |
1149 | You decide! I am not the one wearing pants in this here cave... | 1.4135 | 0.05734 | 104 | 66 | 33 | 5 |
1150 | No frappuccino . We have frappusaurus | 1.4135 | 0.06051 | 104 | 68 | 29 | 7 |
1151 | What do you mean we’ve grown apart? | 1.4135 | 0.06051 | 104 | 68 | 29 | 7 |
1152 | We have one table, one chair and one heat lamp so, yeah, this is outside dining. Technically. | 1.4133 | 0.07848 | 75 | 52 | 15 | 8 |
1153 | What? It’s electricity. | 1.4130 | 0.06401 | 92 | 60 | 26 | 6 |
1154 | I think you're taking this Paleo diet thing a little too far. | 1.4130 | 0.07108 | 92 | 64 | 18 | 10 |
1155 | How many times do I have to tell you coffee is discouraged on the Paleo Diet? | 1.4130 | 0.06938 | 92 | 63 | 20 | 9 |
1156 | I think we’ve evolved apart. | 1.4130 | 0.06764 | 92 | 62 | 22 | 8 |
1157 | Honey, you have taken this paleo diet thing way too far. | 1.4128 | 0.06545 | 109 | 76 | 21 | 12 |
1158 | It’s time you evolved | 1.4124 | 0.06676 | 97 | 66 | 22 | 9 |
1159 | What will you be having this evening? The woolly mammoth, or the shorn mammoth? We also have tonight’s special, babyback mammoth. All our meats are grown free range. | 1.4124 | 0.06513 | 97 | 65 | 24 | 8 |
1160 | So when you say that my behavior in the work place is 'neanderthal,' could you be more specific? | 1.4124 | 0.06346 | 97 | 64 | 26 | 7 |
1161 | I think it's more than the gender gap. | 1.4124 | 0.05998 | 97 | 62 | 30 | 5 |
1162 | Our special today is a woolly mammoth burger on a paleo bun with a swamp grass salad and our WiFi password is SaberCyber37 | 1.4124 | 0.06430 | 97 | 67 | 21 | 9 |
1163 | Starbucks is the next cave over. | 1.4118 | 0.06960 | 85 | 57 | 21 | 7 |
1164 | sorry i just wanted to get off the grid for awhile | 1.4118 | 0.05969 | 102 | 66 | 30 | 6 |
1165 | You’re a Neanderthal, Rocco, admit it. | 1.4118 | 0.06756 | 85 | 56 | 23 | 6 |
1166 | I think you are moving too fast for me, Deborah. | 1.4112 | 0.06078 | 107 | 71 | 28 | 8 |
1167 | Okay, I'll take the Paleo Special, if that's your only choice. | 1.4111 | 0.06684 | 90 | 60 | 23 | 7 |
1168 | Welcome to the year 2026! | 1.4111 | 0.07048 | 90 | 62 | 19 | 9 |
1169 | At night, the cafe closes and the cannibal bar opens, so stick around for happy hour or run while you still can. | 1.4111 | 0.06495 | 90 | 61 | 22 | 7 |
1170 | Have you tried the new plant-based brontosaurus yet? | 1.4110 | 0.07763 | 73 | 50 | 16 | 7 |
1171 | Do you ever feel like you've been living under a rock? | 1.4105 | 0.06436 | 95 | 63 | 25 | 7 |
1172 | I just invented it. I call it 'ambiance'. | 1.4105 | 0.06608 | 95 | 64 | 23 | 8 |
1173 | The world doesn’t evolve around you. | 1.4105 | 0.07098 | 95 | 67 | 17 | 11 |
1174 | Weird. You're sitting here with your cappuccino, stylish pendant lamp and oh-so-trendy foot coverings and we haven't even discovered fire yet. Who draws this stuff? | 1.4105 | 0.06608 | 95 | 64 | 23 | 8 |
1175 | Sure it looks rough, but the rent’s dirt-cheap and the overhead’s low. | 1.4100 | 0.05522 | 100 | 67 | 27 | 6 |
1176 | I'm guessing you're not going to get vaccinated, huh? | 1.4100 | 0.06371 | 100 | 67 | 25 | 8 |
1177 | The furniture really ties the cave together. | 1.4100 | 0.06371 | 100 | 67 | 25 | 8 |
1178 | Karen, I don't think I'm comfortable returning to the office just yet. | 1.4096 | 0.07479 | 83 | 58 | 16 | 9 |
1179 | I TOLD you to bring your own chair! | 1.4096 | 0.07280 | 83 | 57 | 18 | 8 |
1180 | We’re empty cavers, now what do we do? | 1.4096 | 0.06865 | 83 | 55 | 22 | 6 |
1181 | You scraped all the hieroglyphics? | 1.4096 | 0.07479 | 83 | 58 | 16 | 9 |
1182 | The caveman thing still doesn't do it for me. | 1.4095 | 0.06304 | 105 | 71 | 25 | 9 |
1183 | I’m Here to Help You Leave Plato’s Cave | 1.4095 | 0.05530 | 105 | 66 | 35 | 4 |
1184 | I agree John, the new table really ties the cave together. | 1.4091 | 0.05960 | 110 | 73 | 29 | 8 |
1185 | Things have to change | 1.4087 | 0.06163 | 115 | 79 | 25 | 11 |
1186 | You really think "below the knees" is the right length? | 1.4086 | 0.06878 | 93 | 64 | 20 | 9 |
1187 | Man, nice cave | 1.4086 | 0.06348 | 93 | 61 | 26 | 6 |
1188 | Thank you for attending immersive theater for one | 1.4086 | 0.07046 | 93 | 65 | 18 | 10 |
1189 | While you were foraging, I discovered coffee. | 1.4085 | 0.07659 | 71 | 48 | 17 | 6 |
1190 | That will work for a shirt, but they're still not going to serve you without shoes. | 1.4082 | 0.06126 | 98 | 64 | 28 | 6 |
1191 | Why can't you sit on a rock like everybody else? | 1.4079 | 0.07298 | 76 | 51 | 19 | 6 |
1192 | And you? Did your life change during the pandemic? | 1.4079 | 0.07986 | 76 | 54 | 13 | 9 |
1193 | Wow! When you said “Let’s get back to basics” you weren’t kidding! | 1.4079 | 0.07053 | 76 | 50 | 21 | 5 |
1194 | You sure you don't want to change your vote and reinstate Liz Cheney?" | 1.4074 | 0.08198 | 81 | 60 | 9 | 12 |
1195 | I just adore the retro ambience here! | 1.4070 | 0.06486 | 86 | 56 | 25 | 5 |
1196 | We need to talk about what you’ve been drawing on the walls. | 1.4070 | 0.06694 | 86 | 57 | 23 | 6 |
1197 | I think I might have lost you to this Paleo thing. | 1.4068 | 0.06046 | 118 | 81 | 26 | 11 |
1198 | I feel like I've met you halfway with this whole caveman thing Ron. | 1.4068 | 0.05925 | 118 | 80 | 28 | 10 |
1199 | Dwell here often? | 1.4066 | 0.06439 | 91 | 60 | 25 | 6 |
1200 | it’s time we had a conversation about your ‘man cave’ | 1.4066 | 0.06048 | 91 | 66 | 17 | 8 |
1201 | The agent said staging the space helps bring in offers. | 1.4066 | 0.06626 | 91 | 61 | 23 | 7 |
1202 | I call it my man cave. | 1.4062 | 0.06552 | 96 | 65 | 23 | 8 |
1203 | I just think we're at different stages in life. | 1.4062 | 0.06552 | 96 | 65 | 23 | 8 |
1204 | Do you have WiFi? | 1.4062 | 0.06209 | 96 | 63 | 27 | 6 |
1205 | You've taken this Paleo thing way too far. | 1.4062 | 0.06383 | 96 | 64 | 25 | 7 |
1206 | Suffice to say that we're both between a rock and a hard place | 1.4062 | 0.06879 | 96 | 67 | 19 | 10 |
1207 | You don’t look like your parietal cave pics. | 1.4059 | 0.05660 | 101 | 64 | 33 | 4 |
1208 | Sorry. No latte. The mammoth died. | 1.4059 | 0.06775 | 101 | 71 | 19 | 11 |
1209 | Overhead lighting really changes everything. | 1.4059 | 0.06321 | 101 | 68 | 25 | 8 |
1210 | I know your Tinder profile said you were Paleo but.. | 1.4059 | 0.06163 | 101 | 67 | 27 | 7 |
1211 | I love what you've done to your place! | 1.4057 | 0.05652 | 106 | 73 | 25 | 8 |
1212 | Rosenthal? . . . I thought you were Neanderthal? | 1.4057 | 0.05962 | 106 | 70 | 29 | 7 |
1213 | Yes, I'm the guy from neanderthal.com, what did you expect? | 1.4052 | 0.05608 | 116 | 76 | 33 | 7 |
1214 | What is IKEA? | 1.4051 | 0.06865 | 79 | 52 | 22 | 5 |
1215 | When I said I wanted to role play, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.4051 | 0.06865 | 79 | 52 | 22 | 5 |
1216 | Your mother and I would like you to come home. This is no way for a young Cro Magnon woman to live! | 1.4050 | 0.05577 | 121 | 80 | 33 | 8 |
1217 | I don’t usually put Homo Sapiens in my profile. | 1.4048 | 0.07008 | 84 | 59 | 17 | 8 |
1218 | Before opening this place, I was head chef at Lascaux. | 1.4048 | 0.07406 | 84 | 59 | 16 | 9 |
1219 | There’s no easy way to say this, but I think we should see other people. | 1.4045 | 0.06336 | 89 | 58 | 26 | 5 |
1220 | Quarantine affects everyone differently. | 1.4045 | 0.06727 | 89 | 60 | 22 | 7 |
1221 | This is not what I had in mind when you said we were going to Marie Kondo things | 1.4043 | 0.06295 | 94 | 62 | 26 | 6 |
1222 | Look Donna, I need you to be totally off the grid with me or leave. | 1.4040 | 0.06245 | 99 | 66 | 26 | 7 |
1223 | You aren't evolved enough for me. | 1.4038 | 0.06037 | 104 | 69 | 28 | 7 |
1224 | I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I said keto diet not paleo. | 1.4038 | 0.06484 | 104 | 72 | 22 | 10 |
1225 | I guess we just define 'basic' differently. | 1.4037 | 0.06267 | 109 | 75 | 24 | 10 |
1226 | See? I told you I have a man cave. | 1.4035 | 0.05939 | 114 | 77 | 28 | 9 |
1227 | No, I don’t know how many cavemen it takes to change a lightbulb. | 1.4026 | 0.07222 | 77 | 52 | 19 | 6 |
1228 | Wow, you really do live under a rock | 1.4026 | 0.07222 | 77 | 52 | 19 | 6 |
1229 | I'm not a Neanderthal — I get the message. | 1.4024 | 0.06689 | 82 | 56 | 20 | 6 |
1230 | which day of quarantine is this again? | 1.4024 | 0.07733 | 82 | 59 | 13 | 10 |
1231 | I'm afraid to ask where your bathroom is. | 1.4022 | 0.07093 | 92 | 65 | 17 | 10 |
1232 | I let myself in, the door was open. | 1.4022 | 0.05998 | 92 | 59 | 29 | 4 |
1233 | "I'm sorry I can't date a man who wants his life to be solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." | 1.4021 | 0.06498 | 97 | 66 | 23 | 8 |
1234 | Come here often? | 1.4021 | 0.06498 | 97 | 66 | 23 | 8 |
1235 | Sorry Durg, I've evolved. | 1.4021 | 0.05799 | 97 | 62 | 31 | 4 |
1236 | Thank you for the tea. I’m ready to start on your wall mural now. | 1.4021 | 0.05891 | 97 | 67 | 23 | 7 |
1237 | The whole point of a man cave is so their wives don’t decorate it. | 1.4021 | 0.06331 | 97 | 65 | 25 | 7 |
1238 | Please tell me more of this IKEA. | 1.4020 | 0.06272 | 102 | 69 | 25 | 8 |
1239 | I'm sorry Dave, I don't think attending Burning Man makes you a hunter gatherer. | 1.4020 | 0.05954 | 102 | 67 | 29 | 6 |
1240 | Why do my clothes always look better on you? | 1.4020 | 0.06424 | 102 | 70 | 23 | 9 |
1241 | I want to move back to the city | 1.4019 | 0.06065 | 107 | 72 | 27 | 8 |
1242 | You are telling me we went extinct because of you? | 1.4018 | 0.05737 | 112 | 74 | 31 | 7 |
1243 | I think I'd just rather wear a mask. | 1.4000 | 0.06525 | 85 | 56 | 24 | 5 |
1244 | Yes, I'd love to try one of your Dead Sea cheese scrolls! | 1.4000 | 0.07672 | 80 | 57 | 14 | 9 |
1245 | Maybe something depicting wild animals... | 1.4000 | 0.06941 | 85 | 58 | 20 | 7 |
1246 | This was supposed to be MY personal space. | 1.4000 | 0.06477 | 90 | 60 | 24 | 6 |
1247 | I'm leaving you. I can't live with a hoarder. | 1.4000 | 0.07031 | 90 | 63 | 18 | 9 |
1248 | The gatherers will be here shortly with your soy milk and sugar. | 1.4000 | 0.06243 | 95 | 63 | 26 | 6 |
1249 | Just because we are living in the Stone Age, doesn't mean we can't be comfortable. | 1.4000 | 0.06061 | 95 | 62 | 28 | 5 |
1250 | I've decided to try Paleo. | 1.4000 | 0.06941 | 85 | 58 | 20 | 7 |
1251 | It not you, it Grok. | 1.4000 | 0.06759 | 95 | 66 | 20 | 9 |
1252 | I told you I was old fashioned. | 1.4000 | 0.06667 | 90 | 61 | 22 | 7 |
1253 | Let me get this straight: you eat a Paleo diet and intermittently fast on purpose? | 1.4000 | 0.06079 | 90 | 58 | 28 | 4 |
1254 | Trust me. What you see here? That's as good as it's ever going to get for you. | 1.4000 | 0.06195 | 100 | 67 | 26 | 7 |
1255 | Yes,this is the HR department. | 1.4000 | 0.07140 | 85 | 59 | 18 | 8 |
1256 | No,we do not have Avocado Toast. | 1.4000 | 0.08241 | 70 | 50 | 12 | 8 |
1257 | I don't know Nancy, it seems cluttered to me | 1.4000 | 0.07248 | 80 | 55 | 18 | 7 |
1258 | Sorry. Quiche hasn't been invented, yet. | 1.4000 | 0.07140 | 85 | 59 | 18 | 8 |
1259 | I refuse to accept that we are the same species | 1.4000 | 0.07140 | 85 | 59 | 18 | 8 |
1260 | I’d just hoped we’d be in a different place by now. | 1.4000 | 0.06797 | 80 | 53 | 22 | 5 |
1261 | Well, Kevin, you’ve certainly embraced remote working more than most, but as long as you keep hitting your numbers, we’re glad to keep putting you up here. | 1.4000 | 0.06667 | 100 | 70 | 20 | 10 |
1262 | Maybe it’s time I start setting my expectations a little higher. | 1.4000 | 0.06061 | 95 | 62 | 28 | 5 |
1263 | Oh, no, it’s nice, I just thought you meant “man cave” figuratively | 1.4000 | 0.06142 | 105 | 74 | 22 | 9 |
1264 | Would you like to try our special rare steak with a side of marrow and bone broth today? | 1.4000 | 0.06477 | 90 | 60 | 24 | 6 |
1265 | This place is really a hole in the wall. | 1.4000 | 0.05991 | 105 | 70 | 28 | 7 |
1266 | Would you mind leaving your shoes at the mouth? | 1.3982 | 0.05968 | 113 | 77 | 27 | 9 |
1267 | Your profile said you were into minimalism. Me too! | 1.3982 | 0.06227 | 113 | 79 | 23 | 11 |
1268 | Welcome to the post-pandemic Olive Garden. | 1.3981 | 0.06301 | 108 | 75 | 23 | 10 |
1269 | While I won’t go vegan, you’ve really sold me on the overhead lighting. | 1.3981 | 0.06020 | 108 | 73 | 27 | 8 |
1270 | We haven't invented decaf yet. | 1.3981 | 0.05909 | 103 | 68 | 29 | 6 |
1271 | The chore wheel says it's your turn to invent fire. | 1.3978 | 0.06689 | 93 | 64 | 21 | 8 |
1272 | No mask, no coffee | 1.3978 | 0.06861 | 93 | 65 | 19 | 9 |
1273 | wait, what vaccination? | 1.3978 | 0.06861 | 93 | 65 | 19 | 9 |
1274 | So here’s the thing about a guy named Plato... | 1.3978 | 0.06142 | 93 | 61 | 27 | 5 |
1275 | Nothing of buffalos and horses this time. Just one color wall. Ok? | 1.3978 | 0.06142 | 93 | 63 | 24 | 6 |
1276 | So there’s no closet or counter space, but I got SUCH a deal on rent, especially for the location. | 1.3978 | 0.06689 | 93 | 64 | 21 | 8 |
1277 | I thought we agreed to move slowly. | 1.3977 | 0.06163 | 88 | 57 | 27 | 4 |
1278 | I guess when you mix time travel and online dating you take your chances. But I like what I see! | 1.3977 | 0.07145 | 88 | 62 | 17 | 9 |
1279 | Wow, fully furnished, so comfortable! | 1.3976 | 0.05923 | 83 | 57 | 23 | 3 |
1280 | We know, the concept needs work. | 1.3976 | 0.06166 | 83 | 53 | 27 | 3 |
1281 | Did my dinner get away again? | 1.3973 | 0.07231 | 73 | 49 | 19 | 5 |
1282 | I’d like to commission a mural | 1.3973 | 0.06963 | 73 | 48 | 21 | 4 |
1283 | Sorry, we’re out of everything bagels | 1.3971 | 0.08152 | 68 | 48 | 13 | 7 |
1284 | It isn't a real cocktail hour when you set my martini on the ceiling. | 1.3966 | 0.06348 | 116 | 83 | 20 | 13 |
1285 | This will be even better, once they invent electricity. | 1.3964 | 0.06041 | 111 | 76 | 26 | 9 |
1286 | It’s not that I’m against having a man-cave, though I do think some limits wouldn’t hurt. | 1.3962 | 0.05947 | 106 | 71 | 28 | 7 |
1287 | I love your minimalist style but some crude wall paintings of animals or cryptic symbols would be a nice addition. | 1.3962 | 0.06242 | 106 | 73 | 24 | 9 |
1288 | Welcome to Grog's Authentic Paleo. Can I recommend the mammoth stew? | 1.3960 | 0.06147 | 101 | 68 | 26 | 7 |
1289 | My dress looks nice on you | 1.3960 | 0.06760 | 101 | 72 | 18 | 11 |
1290 | Pull up a rock, this will take some explaining. | 1.3958 | 0.06366 | 96 | 65 | 24 | 7 |
1291 | I was sent from the future to warn you about the dire consequences of capitalism and white male privilege. | 1.3958 | 0.06863 | 96 | 68 | 18 | 10 |
1292 | No, I don't know if mastodon milk is low fat. | 1.3958 | 0.06536 | 96 | 66 | 22 | 8 |
1293 | I’ll sit if you show me proof that you got your vaccine | 1.3958 | 0.06366 | 96 | 65 | 24 | 7 |
1294 | you less hairy than online photo | 1.3956 | 0.06420 | 91 | 61 | 24 | 6 |
1295 | Legend says they came from the lost city of Ikea. | 1.3956 | 0.07310 | 91 | 66 | 14 | 11 |
1296 | We should sell it before the market caves | 1.3956 | 0.06608 | 91 | 62 | 22 | 7 |
1297 | Welcome to A Rock and a Hard Place. | 1.3956 | 0.06790 | 91 | 63 | 20 | 8 |
1298 | I think you're having a midlife crisis Bob. | 1.3956 | 0.07141 | 91 | 65 | 16 | 10 |
1299 | Enjoy it. Don't be such a Neanderthal. | 1.3953 | 0.07072 | 86 | 60 | 18 | 8 |
1300 | It’s safe. The dinosaurs have stopped wearing masks. | 1.3953 | 0.06876 | 86 | 64 | 12 | 10 |
1301 | The manager expects the Wi-Fi to be back on in about 35,000 years. | 1.3953 | 0.07449 | 86 | 62 | 14 | 10 |
1302 | Well, I could save you a millennium of social evolution if you would just hear me out. | 1.3953 | 0.06876 | 86 | 59 | 20 | 7 |
1303 | Welcome to The Man Cave Grill. I'm Og, and I'll be your server this evening. | 1.3953 | 0.07072 | 86 | 60 | 18 | 8 |
1304 | I guess we've gone full circle | 1.3953 | 0.06674 | 86 | 58 | 22 | 6 |
1305 | Namaste. How are you enjoying your 9 shot, 1 pump mocha, nonfat, no whip, with exactly 4 shakes of cinnamon stirred in our organic, free range coffee? | 1.3953 | 0.06466 | 86 | 57 | 24 | 5 |
1306 | I just needed a bit more than a man cave. | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
1307 | Me too. I've forgotten how to do anything | 1.3951 | 0.06956 | 81 | 55 | 20 | 6 |
1308 | That’s my chair. | 1.3947 | 0.06055 | 114 | 79 | 25 | 10 |
1309 | You look a little different than your profile picture. | 1.3942 | 0.06021 | 104 | 70 | 27 | 7 |
1310 | Me thought Tinder was for start fire. | 1.3939 | 0.06706 | 99 | 70 | 19 | 10 |
1311 | Somehow, Marsha, I'm sensing you don't have the same level of commitment to our Paleo diet. | 1.3939 | 0.06228 | 99 | 67 | 25 | 7 |
1312 | May I pull up a rock? | 1.3939 | 0.06228 | 99 | 67 | 25 | 7 |
1313 | I couldn’t reach you by phone so I’m here to talk about your vehicle’s warranty | 1.3939 | 0.07007 | 99 | 72 | 15 | 12 |
1314 | Why don't you pull up a rock and join me? | 1.3937 | 0.05380 | 127 | 85 | 34 | 8 |
1315 | I need to re-calibrate the time machine. | 1.3936 | 0.06801 | 94 | 66 | 19 | 9 |
1316 | Oh sure. I’m the “caveman.” While you’re just sitting there drinking instant coffee with nothing to read. | 1.3936 | 0.06801 | 94 | 66 | 19 | 9 |
1317 | Please don't ask me to get more honey for your tea. | 1.3933 | 0.07078 | 89 | 63 | 17 | 9 |
1318 | Once you figure out the fire thing would you mind reheating my coffee? | 1.3933 | 0.06707 | 89 | 61 | 21 | 7 |
1319 | Don't you think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself? | 1.3929 | 0.06130 | 112 | 78 | 24 | 10 |
1320 | I’m thriving, Lois. Are you thriving? | 1.3929 | 0.06987 | 84 | 58 | 19 | 7 |
1321 | The CDC says you can shave now. | 1.3929 | 0.06987 | 84 | 58 | 19 | 7 |
1322 | So, we were thinking you could do some murals on the walls, but kid friendly, so maybe animals. | 1.3929 | 0.06341 | 84 | 55 | 25 | 4 |
1323 | You were thinner in your profile pic | 1.3929 | 0.06111 | 84 | 54 | 27 | 3 |
1324 | I’ve decided it’s a woman cave | 1.3924 | 0.07519 | 79 | 56 | 15 | 8 |
1325 | Welcome to the Sedimentary Rock Cafe | 1.3924 | 0.07519 | 79 | 56 | 15 | 8 |
1326 | Welcome neighbor! Don’t worry, you’ll fit in soon enough. | 1.3924 | 0.07300 | 79 | 55 | 17 | 7 |
1327 | I'm leaving you for the 21st Century. | 1.3922 | 0.06559 | 102 | 72 | 20 | 10 |
1328 | Alright, point made. I’m sorry I said your pandemic hair makes you look like a stoner. Now will you please come back home. | 1.3922 | 0.05937 | 102 | 68 | 28 | 6 |
1329 | It’s called ‘open concept’. Learn to like it. | 1.3918 | 0.06141 | 97 | 65 | 26 | 6 |
1330 | Sorry, cuts to the arts include cave drawings. | 1.3918 | 0.06960 | 97 | 70 | 16 | 11 |
1331 | I am Amy. I am a time traveler. My job is to course correct humanity. Now, are you the guy who invented the wheel? | 1.3918 | 0.06645 | 97 | 70 | 17 | 10 |
1332 | While you've been out hunting, I've been gathering perspective. | 1.3913 | 0.06365 | 92 | 62 | 24 | 6 |
1333 | Who are you and how did you get electricity in here? | 1.3913 | 0.06550 | 92 | 63 | 22 | 7 |
1334 | I’m just not ready for full time hunting and gathering again yet. | 1.3908 | 0.06407 | 87 | 58 | 24 | 5 |
1335 | Not strictly paleo, no, but we are gluten-free. | 1.3902 | 0.05691 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1336 | They found the vaccine | 1.3902 | 0.07515 | 82 | 59 | 14 | 9 |
1337 | Now that you've invented electricity, coffee, and pleasant inside dining, perhaps you could go ahead and invent the wheel. | 1.3900 | 0.06260 | 100 | 71 | 20 | 9 |
1338 | Sorry I can't get you a bagel--we're strictly Paleo. | 1.3900 | 0.06651 | 100 | 71 | 19 | 10 |
1339 | We are called 'Man Cave' precisely because we do not serve tea. | 1.3900 | 0.06178 | 100 | 68 | 25 | 7 |
1340 | I’m sorry John, but, relationships evolve and you seem stuck. | 1.3900 | 0.06497 | 100 | 70 | 21 | 9 |
1341 | I know, I said the place was pretentious but what can I say, I caved in. | 1.3900 | 0.06013 | 100 | 67 | 27 | 6 |
1342 | I'm moving on, Larry, with or without you. | 1.3896 | 0.07197 | 77 | 53 | 18 | 6 |
1343 | Karen, you wouldn't believe how much I saved by moving out of the city. " | 1.3896 | 0.06445 | 77 | 50 | 24 | 3 |
1344 | Do you know if this used to be a man cave? | 1.3895 | 0.06742 | 95 | 67 | 19 | 9 |
1345 | This just isn’t doing it for me. Let’s go back to the doctor and the nurse. | 1.3895 | 0.06401 | 95 | 65 | 23 | 7 |
1346 | Sorry, the kitchen closed at 50,000 B.C. | 1.3895 | 0.06401 | 95 | 65 | 23 | 7 |
1347 | We think that the atmosphere compliments our paleo menu. | 1.3895 | 0.06574 | 95 | 66 | 21 | 8 |
1348 | I’m looking for a more evolved relationship. | 1.3895 | 0.06401 | 95 | 65 | 23 | 7 |
1349 | Yeah, it seems like ages since I've met someone for coffee indoors too! | 1.3889 | 0.08048 | 72 | 52 | 12 | 8 |
1350 | I've decided to go back to school. | 1.3889 | 0.07188 | 90 | 65 | 15 | 10 |
1351 | Did you move my hand print murals? | 1.3889 | 0.07546 | 72 | 50 | 16 | 6 |
1352 | well, i did say i like the cave man type on the dating app | 1.3889 | 0.06456 | 90 | 61 | 23 | 6 |
1353 | Relax, pull up a boulder. | 1.3889 | 0.06832 | 90 | 63 | 19 | 8 |
1354 | This IS what I’m wearing to the party. | 1.3889 | 0.06456 | 90 | 61 | 23 | 6 |
1355 | Karen, it's been 16 years since civilization ended. Why can't you just let it go? | 1.3889 | 0.07012 | 90 | 64 | 17 | 9 |
1356 | Maurice? I haven't seen you in Ages! | 1.3889 | 0.06286 | 108 | 76 | 22 | 10 |
1357 | It’s from IKEA | 1.3889 | 0.07009 | 72 | 48 | 20 | 4 |
1358 | What part of 'underground culture' did you not understand? | 1.3883 | 0.05891 | 103 | 69 | 28 | 6 |
1359 | This has Mammoth milk, I'm a strict gatherer. | 1.3883 | 0.06506 | 103 | 73 | 20 | 10 |
1360 | So, who's going to tell Plato they've been posting to social media down there? | 1.3883 | 0.06051 | 103 | 70 | 26 | 7 |
1361 | We need to talk about your future | 1.3883 | 0.05559 | 103 | 67 | 32 | 4 |
1362 | I assume we matched because of the Paleo diet. | 1.3883 | 0.06506 | 103 | 75 | 17 | 11 |
1363 | Give me another chance. I can change. | 1.3882 | 0.07119 | 85 | 60 | 17 | 8 |
1364 | It isn't you. It's your cave. | 1.3882 | 0.06502 | 85 | 57 | 23 | 5 |
1365 | Can I borrow your tablet? | 1.3882 | 0.06714 | 85 | 58 | 21 | 6 |
1366 | Welcome to the paleo cafe. Can I get you some butter for your coffee? | 1.3882 | 0.06714 | 85 | 58 | 21 | 6 |
1367 | Just so you know. I don't respond well to the whole 'club-and-dragging-by-the-hair' approach. | 1.3878 | 0.06261 | 98 | 67 | 24 | 7 |
1368 | Will indoor dining ever catch on? | 1.3878 | 0.06261 | 98 | 67 | 24 | 7 |
1369 | Bill’s first time out post-vax | 1.3878 | 0.06427 | 98 | 68 | 22 | 8 |
1370 | OK, now get dressed. There’s a 2 PM check out. | 1.3875 | 0.07650 | 80 | 58 | 13 | 9 |
1371 | Tell me the way to the wing with the antelope masterpieces. | 1.3875 | 0.07650 | 80 | 58 | 13 | 9 |
1372 | So, you caved in. | 1.3875 | 0.07225 | 80 | 56 | 17 | 7 |
1373 | I don't feel like our relationship is evolving the way it should. | 1.3874 | 0.05889 | 111 | 76 | 27 | 8 |
1374 | I told you it would be a man cave | 1.3874 | 0.04985 | 111 | 76 | 31 | 4 |
1375 | I think you're getting ahead of me. | 1.3871 | 0.06028 | 124 | 89 | 22 | 13 |
1376 | We need to talk. I think this whole ‘Zero Waste’ thing has gone too far. | 1.3871 | 0.05303 | 93 | 58 | 34 | 1 |
1377 | If I could get WiFi to work in here, I would never go back to the office. | 1.3871 | 0.05928 | 93 | 61 | 28 | 4 |
1378 | I prefer floor lamps. | 1.3871 | 0.06670 | 93 | 65 | 20 | 8 |
1379 | oh, it’s been ages... | 1.3871 | 0.07012 | 93 | 67 | 16 | 10 |
1380 | It's not much but it's rent controlled. | 1.3867 | 0.07076 | 75 | 51 | 19 | 5 |
1381 | We believe in old-fashioned hospitality. | 1.3867 | 0.07568 | 75 | 53 | 15 | 7 |
1382 | But you said in your profile that you really like retro | 1.3867 | 0.06816 | 75 | 50 | 21 | 4 |
1383 | Patience was relieved that her husband's pandemic quarantine was coming to a close. | 1.3864 | 0.07125 | 88 | 63 | 16 | 9 |
1384 | I’m off the grid. | 1.3864 | 0.06552 | 88 | 60 | 22 | 6 |
1385 | Sometimes I feel like you're stuck in the past. | 1.3864 | 0.06349 | 88 | 59 | 24 | 5 |
1386 | And, just what are your qualifications to be a caveman? | 1.3864 | 0.06140 | 88 | 58 | 26 | 4 |
1387 | You are on Paleo too? | 1.3864 | 0.06748 | 88 | 61 | 20 | 7 |
1388 | As we see on Plato’s Allegory of the Cave, this cafe is only a distortion of a curated reality. | 1.3864 | 0.06748 | 88 | 61 | 20 | 7 |
1389 | Thanks for taking your shoes off. | 1.3864 | 0.06748 | 88 | 63 | 17 | 8 |
1390 | Do you serve anything besides Paleo? | 1.3861 | 0.06596 | 101 | 72 | 19 | 10 |
1391 | I'm sorry, but we're fresh out of woolly mammoth. | 1.3861 | 0.06744 | 101 | 73 | 17 | 11 |
1392 | Just the one chair, huh? | 1.3861 | 0.05797 | 101 | 67 | 29 | 5 |
1393 | Mi cava, su cava | 1.3855 | 0.06821 | 83 | 57 | 20 | 6 |
1394 | Those boulders were old and uncomfortable, George! | 1.3855 | 0.06602 | 83 | 56 | 22 | 5 |
1395 | Have you found yourself yet, Dan? | 1.3855 | 0.07239 | 83 | 59 | 16 | 8 |
1396 | I don't want to mansplain or anything but usually we just like sit on the floor. | 1.3854 | 0.05992 | 96 | 64 | 27 | 5 |
1397 | Can't remember--am I a hunter or a gatherer? | 1.3854 | 0.06172 | 96 | 65 | 25 | 6 |
1398 | I just can’t be with someone who’s appropriating caveman culture. | 1.3854 | 0.06172 | 96 | 68 | 21 | 7 |
1399 | Mind if I don't join you? | 1.3854 | 0.06684 | 96 | 68 | 19 | 9 |
1400 | Hello, I'm Karg. He/Him. | 1.3854 | 0.06347 | 96 | 66 | 23 | 7 |
1401 | I have decided to go back to just following the diet. | 1.3846 | 0.06454 | 104 | 74 | 20 | 10 |
1402 | Not sure I can milk the T-Rex. | 1.3846 | 0.06770 | 91 | 64 | 19 | 8 |
1403 | Then I'm not shaving either. | 1.3846 | 0.06206 | 91 | 61 | 25 | 5 |
1404 | Welcome to Grog's Diner, where lighting, tables and chairs are the only concessions to an authentic Neanderthal experience. | 1.3846 | 0.07352 | 78 | 55 | 16 | 7 |
1405 | Working from home has changed ME? | 1.3846 | 0.07122 | 78 | 54 | 18 | 6 |
1406 | I don't feel like you've really committed to Paleo. | 1.3846 | 0.06770 | 91 | 64 | 19 | 8 |
1407 | I came by to tell you I want my dress back. | 1.3846 | 0.06948 | 91 | 65 | 17 | 9 |
1408 | Sorry, you been waiting long? | 1.3839 | 0.05707 | 112 | 76 | 29 | 7 |
1409 | I heard this place is great for a paleo diet. | 1.3839 | 0.05564 | 112 | 77 | 28 | 7 |
1410 | Something seems out of place here. | 1.3837 | 0.06651 | 86 | 59 | 21 | 6 |
1411 | I can adapt. I would rather not. | 1.3837 | 0.06854 | 86 | 60 | 19 | 7 |
1412 | Looks like someone REALLY needs their coffee this morning. | 1.3837 | 0.06854 | 86 | 60 | 19 | 7 |
1413 | Sesame bagel with vegan cream cheese? Lady, c'mon, we haven't even invented the wheel yet. | 1.3837 | 0.07050 | 86 | 61 | 17 | 8 |
1414 | I think it’s best we go our separate millenia. | 1.3837 | 0.06651 | 86 | 59 | 21 | 6 |
1415 | I guess you’re right. There is really one on every corner | 1.3837 | 0.06854 | 86 | 60 | 19 | 7 |
1416 | The shape of your table just gave me a great idea! | 1.3836 | 0.06933 | 73 | 49 | 20 | 4 |
1417 | I'm surprised you still look like your pictures after quarantine. | 1.3832 | 0.05886 | 107 | 73 | 27 | 7 |
1418 | I asked you to change the lightbulb two million years ago. | 1.3832 | 0.06034 | 107 | 74 | 25 | 8 |
1419 | So - you’re cousin Eddy - Dad always said you were misunderstood...... | 1.3832 | 0.05734 | 107 | 72 | 29 | 6 |
1420 | For my taste, your Man Cave is a bit too classic. | 1.3830 | 0.06949 | 94 | 68 | 16 | 10 |
1421 | I'm just not ready for electricity, caffeine and dating all at once. | 1.3830 | 0.06436 | 94 | 65 | 22 | 7 |
1422 | Speed dating in Portland. | 1.3830 | 0.06611 | 94 | 66 | 20 | 8 |
1423 | ‘Honey, we need to talk. This man cave thing is getting out of control’ | 1.3830 | 0.06611 | 94 | 66 | 20 | 8 |
1424 | Honey, I think your taking the whole man cave thing, a little to far | 1.3827 | 0.07151 | 81 | 57 | 17 | 7 |
1425 | I like it, but no granite countertops? | 1.3827 | 0.06471 | 81 | 54 | 23 | 4 |
1426 | I’ve done pretty well since our break up | 1.3827 | 0.06705 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
1427 | ... “Well? The door’s right there Bob” | 1.3827 | 0.06705 | 81 | 55 | 21 | 5 |
1428 | ok, so now I have to wear pants too? | 1.3824 | 0.07563 | 68 | 47 | 16 | 5 |
1429 | I think it’s safe to go back to Brooklyn now.” | 1.3824 | 0.05919 | 102 | 69 | 27 | 6 |
1430 | When a coffee shop arrives, you know the neighborhood is evolving. | 1.3820 | 0.06874 | 89 | 63 | 18 | 8 |
1431 | You know, most places these days offer free WiFi. | 1.3820 | 0.06292 | 89 | 60 | 24 | 5 |
1432 | Do you have anything paleo-friendly? | 1.3816 | 0.06480 | 76 | 53 | 19 | 4 |
1433 | Look, if you are going to start Zoom calling with your office, you’re going to have to get me some pants. | 1.3816 | 0.07485 | 76 | 54 | 15 | 7 |
1434 | A lot has changed outside since you went into lock-down. | 1.3816 | 0.06745 | 76 | 51 | 21 | 4 |
1435 | I downsized. How do you like it? | 1.3816 | 0.07485 | 76 | 54 | 15 | 7 |
1436 | You're early man. | 1.3816 | 0.07247 | 76 | 53 | 17 | 6 |
1437 | Welcome. Congrats on your escape from the Bay Area. 200K Californians fled here once remote work became the norm. Zoom meetings for Isolation Strength Building are held in Cave#17, Grow your own food class in Cave#36, Pandemic Yoga is in Cave#4 and Instacart for beginners is on Cave#3. Good luck. | 1.3816 | 0.07716 | 76 | 55 | 13 | 8 |
1438 | I never thought gentrification would happen here. My family’s been here for ages. | 1.3816 | 0.07485 | 76 | 54 | 15 | 7 |
1439 | Yes, I recognize you’re not ready for ‘back to normal’. | 1.3816 | 0.07247 | 76 | 53 | 17 | 6 |
1440 | Ok, ok. I get electricity, coffee, and furniture, but why do women wear pants in the future? | 1.3814 | 0.06786 | 97 | 70 | 17 | 10 |
1441 | What is coffee - and where the hell do I find it? | 1.3814 | 0.05852 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1442 | You don’t look anything like your profile picture. | 1.3814 | 0.06121 | 97 | 66 | 25 | 6 |
1443 | I think we should see other sapiens. | 1.3810 | 0.06755 | 84 | 58 | 20 | 6 |
1444 | Evolution has taken me a long way! | 1.3810 | 0.06539 | 84 | 57 | 22 | 5 |
1445 | I get to sit in it, because I invented it. | 1.3810 | 0.07556 | 84 | 62 | 12 | 10 |
1446 | Menu is on the wall, but catch of the day is always the same. | 1.3810 | 0.06110 | 105 | 73 | 24 | 8 |
1447 | Can I pay my half of the rent in pelts? | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
1448 | I’m sorry, honey, but I don’t remember where you put your pants on March 19, 2020. | 1.3804 | 0.06885 | 92 | 66 | 17 | 9 |
1449 | No, I don’t think Plato would think this is an allegory! | 1.3804 | 0.06343 | 92 | 63 | 23 | 6 |
1450 | Uh, I'm here to interview for the barista position? My strengths are hunting, gathering, making stone tools...oh and I make a mean sabertooth milk chai latte. | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 67 | 17 | 8 |
1451 | It really ties the room together. | 1.3804 | 0.06709 | 92 | 65 | 19 | 8 |
1452 | Of course I have WiFi! | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
1453 | Don’t you need a laptop to work from home? | 1.3803 | 0.05626 | 71 | 46 | 24 | 1 |
1454 | You look so different from your online profile pic. | 1.3800 | 0.05993 | 100 | 68 | 26 | 6 |
1455 | Welcome to Hole Foods. | 1.3797 | 0.07274 | 79 | 56 | 16 | 7 |
1456 | But you said you were a minimalist. | 1.3796 | 0.05842 | 108 | 74 | 27 | 7 |
1457 | We need to talk about the future. | 1.3793 | 0.06589 | 87 | 60 | 21 | 6 |
1458 | Really? I barely notice our age difference. | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
1459 | Something is different... did you get a haircut? | 1.3793 | 0.06789 | 87 | 61 | 19 | 7 |
1460 | You’re late. I’ve been waiting here for a million years! | 1.3793 | 0.07172 | 87 | 63 | 15 | 9 |
1461 | Sorry, I only paint hunting scenes | 1.3789 | 0.06887 | 95 | 69 | 16 | 10 |
1462 | It’s nice to you dressing sharp for work again, honey. | 1.3789 | 0.06203 | 95 | 65 | 24 | 6 |
1463 | Kyle, I think you’re taking this Paleo thing a little too far. | 1.3789 | 0.06203 | 95 | 65 | 24 | 6 |
1464 | This relationship is over, Karen. The writing’s on the wall. | 1.3789 | 0.06381 | 95 | 66 | 22 | 7 |
1465 | I don’t tell you how you can dress in your She Shed, Phyllis! | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
1466 | Don't you think you're taking the Paleo diet too far? | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
1467 | It seems like ages and ages since we've been in quarantine. | 1.3784 | 0.07864 | 74 | 54 | 12 | 8 |
1468 | Horg was shocked at how fast the pretentiousness set in after Larbla started reading the New Yorker. | 1.3784 | 0.06858 | 74 | 50 | 20 | 4 |
1469 | Do you accept stonecoins? | 1.3784 | 0.07378 | 74 | 52 | 16 | 6 |
1470 | I just don’t think we’re evolving together in this relationship... | 1.3784 | 0.06858 | 74 | 50 | 20 | 4 |
1471 | The time machine is on the fritz again. It was this or 2020. | 1.3784 | 0.07864 | 74 | 54 | 12 | 8 |
1472 | Have you considered paintings for the walls? | 1.3784 | 0.07123 | 74 | 51 | 18 | 5 |
1473 | This generational difference isn't working for me anymore. | 1.3780 | 0.07079 | 82 | 58 | 17 | 7 |
1474 | And that’s when I made the switch from cave painting to Latte Art. | 1.3780 | 0.06640 | 82 | 56 | 21 | 5 |
1475 | Welcome to my new coffee shop. So what brings you to Portland? | 1.3778 | 0.07168 | 90 | 66 | 14 | 10 |
1476 | Our featured farm-to-table entre tonight is grilled tyrannosaurus." | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
1477 | Post-modern was tiring me out, so I decided to go for a pre-modern feel instead. | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
1478 | I can fish, I can hunt -- and I was a contractor in the before-times, so I can probably get you more chairs. | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
1479 | We agreed not go with Ikea! | 1.3774 | 0.06209 | 106 | 75 | 22 | 9 |
1480 | If you want me to stay, we’re gonna need a bigger cave. | 1.3768 | 0.07182 | 69 | 47 | 18 | 4 |
1481 | If you must know, solar panels. | 1.3768 | 0.08023 | 69 | 50 | 12 | 7 |
1482 | You win. I'll go on your silly mastodon hunt,but first let me finish my coffee! | 1.3768 | 0.08023 | 69 | 50 | 12 | 7 |
1483 | Perfect, social distancing and a mask beard. You are just the kind of edgy yet responsible neanderthal I am looking for to head the pterodactyl rescue medical staff. By the way, where did you get the cool, grey shift? Is that hemp? | 1.3766 | 0.07169 | 77 | 54 | 17 | 6 |
1484 | I know our sex life need a jolt but that caveman costume is ridiculous. | 1.3766 | 0.06414 | 77 | 51 | 23 | 3 |
1485 | Oh my gosh! How far right did I swipe? | 1.3766 | 0.06676 | 77 | 52 | 21 | 4 |
1486 | We promised each other we’d return to business casual together. | 1.3766 | 0.06414 | 77 | 51 | 23 | 3 |
1487 | We're about to roll the stone over, ma'am. | 1.3766 | 0.07404 | 77 | 55 | 15 | 7 |
1488 | So I’ve been hunting all day while you gathered your thoughts sipping coffee? | 1.3766 | 0.07169 | 77 | 54 | 17 | 6 |
1489 | That was the last time Susan let Steve plan the vacation. | 1.3766 | 0.07169 | 77 | 54 | 17 | 6 |
1490 | I just can’t go for this whole paleo thing | 1.3765 | 0.06477 | 85 | 58 | 22 | 5 |
1491 | I'm a man cave originalist. | 1.3765 | 0.06896 | 85 | 60 | 18 | 7 |
1492 | Well, you WERE gone a long time. | 1.3765 | 0.05792 | 85 | 55 | 28 | 2 |
1493 | It looks great, but does it go with my rock? | 1.3765 | 0.07096 | 85 | 61 | 16 | 8 |
1494 | I get paleo,but I still want a donut. | 1.3765 | 0.06257 | 85 | 57 | 24 | 4 |
1495 | I think we’re growing apart. | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
1496 | Would you mind if I pulled up a rock? | 1.3762 | 0.06270 | 101 | 71 | 22 | 8 |
1497 | Now let's talk about your makeover. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1498 | I just don't feel ready to put on a suit and tie again. | 1.3762 | 0.06270 | 101 | 71 | 22 | 8 |
1499 | I love that you're a caveman. I just don't like living in a cave. | 1.3761 | 0.05650 | 109 | 74 | 29 | 6 |
1500 | Java Man was a misleading dating profile name | 1.3750 | 0.06290 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
1501 | Sorry,I’m not caving in anymore. I’m moving out. | 1.3750 | 0.07251 | 72 | 50 | 17 | 5 |
1502 | As soon as razors are invented. | 1.3750 | 0.06745 | 80 | 55 | 20 | 5 |
1503 | Did we take our minimalist approach too far? | 1.3750 | 0.06115 | 88 | 59 | 25 | 4 |
1504 | What do you mean you're looking for a modern man?" | 1.3750 | 0.06390 | 72 | 47 | 23 | 2 |
1505 | So I guess this means you are evolving. | 1.3750 | 0.06506 | 80 | 54 | 22 | 4 |
1506 | You don’t understand. This is a man cave. | 1.3750 | 0.05985 | 104 | 72 | 25 | 7 |
1507 | This epochal distancing is getting me down. | 1.3750 | 0.06528 | 88 | 61 | 21 | 6 |
1508 | We should consider counseling,whatever that is. | 1.3750 | 0.06506 | 80 | 54 | 22 | 4 |
1509 | I'm converting it to a she-shed. | 1.3750 | 0.05985 | 104 | 72 | 25 | 7 |
1510 | Welcome to my cavé." | 1.3750 | 0.07516 | 72 | 51 | 15 | 6 |
1511 | Still not sure whether I want to hang a TV or draw animals on the wall | 1.3750 | 0.07251 | 72 | 50 | 17 | 5 |
1512 | I originally bought this place for one cent. | 1.3750 | 0.06325 | 88 | 60 | 23 | 5 |
1513 | So you think I’m a Neanderthal. | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
1514 | WiFi password? This ain’t Starbucks!” | 1.3750 | 0.07772 | 72 | 52 | 13 | 7 |
1515 | You knew about this the whole time? | 1.3750 | 0.07284 | 88 | 65 | 13 | 10 |
1516 | You look prettier than your cave drawing | 1.3750 | 0.07553 | 64 | 44 | 16 | 4 |
1517 | The first "We need to talk." | 1.3737 | 0.06514 | 99 | 71 | 19 | 9 |
1518 | Our specials today are rock soup with rock cakes and rocks on the side. | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
1519 | I discovered this coffee shop 30,000 years ago, before it was cool. | 1.3737 | 0.05847 | 99 | 67 | 27 | 5 |
1520 | Bobby, now we’ve moved to this nice neighborhood, you have to stop drawing on the walls. | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
1521 | Would you like to try the soup of the millennia? | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
1522 | It was supposed to be a mutual decision if we went back on the grid. | 1.3736 | 0.06748 | 91 | 65 | 18 | 8 |
1523 | Cost more, but indoor lighting much safer than fire. Trog learn that the hard way. | 1.3736 | 0.06182 | 91 | 62 | 24 | 5 |
1524 | I know this is your first interview following the pandemic, Bob, but you need to work a bit more on your personal hygiene and first impression. #postpandemicinterview | 1.3736 | 0.04727 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1525 | Why did you put up a lamp 100,000 years BEFORE electricity? | 1.3736 | 0.06182 | 91 | 62 | 24 | 5 |
1526 | Your commitment to the paleo diet is impressive. | 1.3735 | 0.06575 | 83 | 57 | 21 | 5 |
1527 | Would you like some rock with that? | 1.3735 | 0.07008 | 83 | 59 | 17 | 7 |
1528 | We're still working on getting wi-fi. | 1.3735 | 0.07008 | 83 | 59 | 17 | 7 |
1529 | Primal Cafe is a great name. | 1.3735 | 0.06795 | 83 | 58 | 19 | 6 |
1530 | I think I’ll stick to working from home | 1.3735 | 0.07415 | 83 | 61 | 13 | 9 |
1531 | ...and we got it for just 15% over asking. | 1.3733 | 0.07539 | 75 | 54 | 14 | 7 |
1532 | I can’t seem to find the dimmer switch | 1.3733 | 0.07539 | 75 | 54 | 14 | 7 |
1533 | What do you mean you didn’t see the Tiger King? Were you living under a rock? | 1.3733 | 0.07045 | 75 | 52 | 18 | 5 |
1534 | Thanks for meeting me for coffee, this is my first time I have ventured out of my cave in a year and a half. | 1.3733 | 0.06231 | 75 | 49 | 24 | 2 |
1535 | Excuse me, do you know the Wifi password? | 1.3731 | 0.07911 | 67 | 48 | 13 | 6 |
1536 | Nice to be back in the office,huh? | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
1537 | It just feels like you’re trying to change me, Ellen. | 1.3727 | 0.05828 | 110 | 79 | 22 | 9 |
1538 | Don't take this the wrong way but you don't look at all like your profile picture. | 1.3725 | 0.05560 | 102 | 68 | 30 | 4 |
1539 | Yes indeed, our T-Rex is free-range and cruelty-free. | 1.3725 | 0.06219 | 102 | 72 | 22 | 8 |
1540 | Emilia, cancel my 9 B.C.” | 1.3723 | 0.06590 | 94 | 67 | 19 | 8 |
1541 | Do you have any paleo options? | 1.3721 | 0.06416 | 86 | 59 | 22 | 5 |
1542 | Son, it’s ok. Mommy’s here. | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
1543 | Sobeing 700,000 years old wasn't a typo on your dating profile? | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
1544 | Babe, I think you're taking this whole man cave thing too far! | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
1545 | You ever thought about putting paintings on the walls? | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
1546 | This wasn’t what I’d had in mind when you said to meet at Hard Rock Cafe. | 1.3721 | 0.06829 | 86 | 61 | 18 | 7 |
1547 | I don't even know who you are anymore. | 1.3718 | 0.06854 | 78 | 54 | 19 | 5 |
1548 | John, we need to talk about going back to the office. | 1.3718 | 0.04865 | 78 | 52 | 25 | 1 |
1549 | Who’s Fred? | 1.3718 | 0.07324 | 78 | 56 | 15 | 7 |
1550 | Grog, me you need talk | 1.3718 | 0.07093 | 78 | 55 | 17 | 6 |
1551 | Regressed during COVID, have we? | 1.3714 | 0.06801 | 70 | 47 | 20 | 3 |
1552 | I recommend the Pterodactyl frittata. | 1.3714 | 0.05939 | 105 | 73 | 25 | 7 |
1553 | When you said "leave the city for more rustic living", I thought you meant no wifi. | 1.3714 | 0.05939 | 105 | 73 | 25 | 7 |
1554 | So this is all that brings you joy Marie? | 1.3714 | 0.06801 | 70 | 47 | 20 | 3 |
1555 | Hey! Let's pack our stuff. We got an all cash buyer. | 1.3711 | 0.06606 | 97 | 70 | 18 | 9 |
1556 | All this time together has made me realize how crude I can be. | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
1557 | Did you know we can go out maskless now? | 1.3711 | 0.05920 | 97 | 66 | 26 | 5 |
1558 | Look Fred, I’m not asking you to reinvent the wheel here... | 1.3711 | 0.06273 | 97 | 68 | 22 | 7 |
1559 | I’m finally vaccinated. Let’s go out, I feel like these walls are caving in on me. | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
1560 | I'm sorry, but I distinctly said I didn't want to meet someone with a history. | 1.3710 | 0.07708 | 62 | 43 | 15 | 4 |
1561 | So, big deal, I invented fire. | 1.3708 | 0.06468 | 89 | 62 | 21 | 6 |
1562 | What did you do to my man cave? | 1.3708 | 0.06468 | 89 | 62 | 21 | 6 |
1563 | Sorry, we're out of Impossible Brontosaurus. | 1.3708 | 0.07389 | 89 | 67 | 11 | 11 |
1564 | Please shave you look like you live in a cave | 1.3708 | 0.06662 | 89 | 63 | 19 | 7 |
1565 | When I called you a caveman for not getting the vaccine, I meant that figuratively. | 1.3708 | 0.06662 | 89 | 63 | 19 | 7 |
1566 | The hottest new dating app: “Henge” | 1.3708 | 0.06468 | 89 | 62 | 21 | 6 |
1567 | Thanks for that example of leadership in overcoming workplace adversity... Now, where do you see yourself ten-thousand, one-hundred thousand, a million years from now? Or specifically the year 2021? | 1.3708 | 0.06267 | 89 | 61 | 23 | 5 |
1568 | Pull up a rock and we'll catch up. | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
1569 | Who knew cave living would become trendy. | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
1570 | I wouldn't have known you in a million years. | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
1571 | You're cancelling my culture. | 1.3704 | 0.06442 | 81 | 55 | 22 | 4 |
1572 | Is this all there is,Throg? | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
1573 | I wish you wouldn't put your coffee on the mammoth milking stool | 1.3704 | 0.06442 | 81 | 55 | 22 | 4 |
1574 | Why can’t you sit on a rock like everyone else? | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
1575 | I think you are going a bit far with your paleo diet | 1.3700 | 0.05624 | 100 | 67 | 29 | 4 |
1576 | Why would you put bison on the wall if you were out of it? | 1.3699 | 0.06899 | 73 | 50 | 19 | 4 |
1577 | That's no longer on the menu, extinct | 1.3699 | 0.06899 | 73 | 50 | 19 | 4 |
1578 | In the end, it did not spark joy. | 1.3699 | 0.07430 | 73 | 52 | 15 | 6 |
1579 | No thanks, I'm vegan. | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
1580 | Wait, you did all this while I was over at Grok's inventing the wheel? | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
1581 | I thought it was casual Friday. | 1.3696 | 0.06687 | 92 | 66 | 18 | 8 |
1582 | But it already felt like home. | 1.3696 | 0.05724 | 92 | 61 | 28 | 3 |
1583 | Well this doesn't look like the craigslist ad | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
1584 | Our marriage from the perspective of my wife | 1.3690 | 0.07142 | 84 | 61 | 15 | 8 |
1585 | Did you want it on the rocks? | 1.3690 | 0.06287 | 84 | 57 | 23 | 4 |
1586 | Is this your man cave? | 1.3690 | 0.07142 | 84 | 61 | 15 | 8 |
1587 | I'll hunt up a floor rug. | 1.3690 | 0.06511 | 84 | 58 | 21 | 5 |
1588 | Hello Linda, it's been awhile. | 1.3690 | 0.06938 | 84 | 60 | 17 | 7 |
1589 | It was dark and all we did was stare at shadows. No, I won't be going back to Plato's. | 1.3689 | 0.06321 | 103 | 74 | 20 | 9 |
1590 | no,linda, it's man cave. | 1.3689 | 0.05852 | 103 | 71 | 26 | 6 |
1591 | Can I borrow your tabletop? I've got an idea. | 1.3684 | 0.07216 | 76 | 54 | 16 | 6 |
1592 | But you still get to work from home! | 1.3684 | 0.06713 | 76 | 54 | 17 | 5 |
1593 | Not all of us are morning people. | 1.3684 | 0.07216 | 76 | 54 | 16 | 6 |
1594 | How long have you been open? | 1.3684 | 0.06713 | 76 | 52 | 20 | 4 |
1595 | So you're telling me in the future people mix what comes out of cow teats, with coffee beans and not just drink it but look forward to it every morning? | 1.3684 | 0.08131 | 76 | 58 | 8 | 10 |
1596 | Think you could hunt down some cream and sugar? | 1.3684 | 0.07216 | 76 | 54 | 16 | 6 |
1597 | When I invent electricity you’ll understand what that thing hanging from the ceiling is for. | 1.3684 | 0.06702 | 95 | 69 | 17 | 9 |
1598 | I told you I'm a simple man, Barbara. | 1.3684 | 0.06446 | 76 | 51 | 22 | 3 |
1599 | I think you should change and get ready for your zoom meeting. | 1.3684 | 0.07216 | 76 | 54 | 16 | 6 |
1600 | Zig, honey, we just haven’t evolved in the same ways. | 1.3678 | 0.06764 | 87 | 62 | 18 | 7 |
1601 | Your man cave is now a she shed. | 1.3678 | 0.06143 | 87 | 59 | 24 | 4 |
1602 | I really like the earthy non corporate vibe here | 1.3678 | 0.06143 | 87 | 59 | 24 | 4 |
1603 | I told you to get cleaned up, my parents are coming over | 1.3676 | 0.06594 | 68 | 45 | 21 | 2 |
1604 | I’ve decided I like working from home. | 1.3673 | 0.06387 | 98 | 70 | 20 | 8 |
1605 | You say Potato,I say Ug | 1.3673 | 0.06387 | 98 | 70 | 20 | 8 |
1606 | I like what you’ve done with the place honey but the lamp, chair, table and mug haven’t been invented yet. | 1.3673 | 0.07163 | 98 | 75 | 10 | 13 |
1607 | And I sold your foosball table. | 1.3671 | 0.07467 | 79 | 58 | 13 | 8 |
1608 | Simplify" you said...Dogecoin was all we needed.. | 1.3671 | 0.07019 | 79 | 56 | 17 | 6 |
1609 | And where would you like to be in 500 years? | 1.3671 | 0.07467 | 79 | 58 | 13 | 8 |
1610 | OK, OK. I'll admit you're evolving faster. But I've started wearing clothes. Doesn't that prove that I'm capable of change? | 1.3671 | 0.07681 | 79 | 59 | 11 | 9 |
1611 | Do you think some animal drawings would pique more interest at the open house? | 1.3671 | 0.07246 | 79 | 57 | 15 | 7 |
1612 | So...you're from the future...uh...how'd we do on our end? | 1.3671 | 0.07246 | 79 | 57 | 15 | 7 |
1613 | Did we go overboard with the paleo diet? | 1.3671 | 0.06287 | 79 | 53 | 23 | 3 |
1614 | Babe I think your taking “minimalism” to another level. | 1.3671 | 0.07019 | 79 | 56 | 17 | 6 |
1615 | I'm sorry for the whole driving you to extinction thing. Care for an espresso? | 1.3671 | 0.07681 | 79 | 59 | 11 | 9 |
1616 | I said, let’s meander Paul. | 1.3671 | 0.07467 | 79 | 58 | 13 | 8 |
1617 | We're out of Mammoth milk. Would Ground Sloth cream do? | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
1618 | I was only gone for the stone age, but look at how you've changed | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
1619 | Kathy, sometimes I feel like we're just from two different worlds. | 1.3667 | 0.06110 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1620 | I take minimalism very seriously. | 1.3667 | 0.08222 | 60 | 43 | 12 | 5 |
1621 | I’m going out with the guys to storm the capital. Want me to bring you something back? | 1.3667 | 0.07146 | 90 | 67 | 13 | 10 |
1622 | Sorry I'm late. Have you been waiting long? | 1.3667 | 0.06409 | 90 | 63 | 21 | 6 |
1623 | Do you think it's time to talk about the Mammoth in the room? | 1.3667 | 0.06211 | 90 | 62 | 23 | 5 |
1624 | Is this where I come for my quarantine haircut? | 1.3667 | 0.08222 | 60 | 43 | 12 | 5 |
1625 | We need to do something about all these ants. | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
1626 | Of course I still love you even though 23andMe says you're only 16% neanderthal. | 1.3663 | 0.05580 | 101 | 70 | 26 | 5 |
1627 | OK, I did pull you by the hair, but why do you always bring back the past? | 1.3662 | 0.08084 | 71 | 53 | 10 | 8 |
1628 | Did I keep you waiting long? | 1.3661 | 0.05949 | 112 | 80 | 23 | 9 |
1629 | What if I told you that I am *the* head of marketing for a leading auto insurance company?" | 1.3659 | 0.07262 | 82 | 60 | 14 | 8 |
1630 | It not Og, it Dorothy that changed. | 1.3659 | 0.06610 | 82 | 57 | 20 | 5 |
1631 | After getting your two vaccines, do you not think it is time to leave your man cave and get a shave and haircut. | 1.3659 | 0.06834 | 82 | 58 | 18 | 6 |
1632 | We're a forage-to-table establishment. | 1.3659 | 0.07262 | 82 | 60 | 14 | 8 |
1633 | But it's Wednesday. You said I could have the chair on Wednesdays. | 1.3659 | 0.07665 | 82 | 62 | 10 | 10 |
1634 | A rug would really tie the room together | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
1635 | You are not at all like your profile. In a good way. | 1.3654 | 0.06270 | 104 | 75 | 20 | 9 |
1636 | It’s true, this is the light at the end of the tunnel | 1.3651 | 0.07607 | 63 | 44 | 15 | 4 |
1637 | Zillow has our home listed at 20 arrowheads... | 1.3649 | 0.06546 | 74 | 50 | 21 | 3 |
1638 | You’ll just have to miss it. We don’t need an another TV streaming service | 1.3649 | 0.06823 | 74 | 51 | 19 | 4 |
1639 | Caves and Gardens call it "Prehistoric Modern" | 1.3647 | 0.05999 | 85 | 57 | 25 | 3 |
1640 | I don't think I want to go clubbing with you. | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
1641 | Original Floors, Open Concept, Minimalist Style, $2,700 per month, Looking for roommates who are Paleo | 1.3647 | 0.06663 | 85 | 60 | 19 | 6 |
1642 | It has always been known that females mature faster than males... | 1.3647 | 0.06870 | 85 | 61 | 17 | 7 |
1643 | So you don't have Netflix? | 1.3646 | 0.06304 | 96 | 68 | 21 | 7 |
1644 | I promise you, offer free wifi and you'll be needing many more tables. | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
1645 | It's true that I am 33,000 years ahead of you but all relationships take work. | 1.3646 | 0.06475 | 96 | 69 | 19 | 8 |
1646 | I'm sorry,we're out of croissants,but we do have blueberry scones. | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
1647 | I'd love to, but I'm not really into clubs anymore. | 1.3636 | 0.06298 | 88 | 61 | 22 | 5 |
1648 | I discovered Ikea. | 1.3636 | 0.08260 | 66 | 49 | 10 | 7 |
1649 | Me Paleo. You Vegan? | 1.3636 | 0.06895 | 77 | 54 | 18 | 5 |
1650 | Your office is reopening and my Aunt wants her housedress back. | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
1651 | Wow, you look a lot different on Zoom. | 1.3636 | 0.08260 | 66 | 49 | 10 | 7 |
1652 | We need to talk. You never hunt for me anymore. | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
1653 | This is not a Starbucks, Karen. | 1.3636 | 0.06895 | 77 | 54 | 18 | 5 |
1654 | I'm wearing the pants now. | 1.3636 | 0.07138 | 77 | 55 | 16 | 6 |
1655 | Yes, it's mud -- what's your point? | 1.3636 | 0.08260 | 66 | 49 | 10 | 7 |
1656 | My only suggestion is that you update your look. | 1.3636 | 0.06087 | 88 | 60 | 24 | 4 |
1657 | Godot will be along any minute now. | 1.3636 | 0.06642 | 77 | 53 | 20 | 4 |
1658 | I just come here for the coffee | 1.3636 | 0.05824 | 99 | 68 | 26 | 5 |
1659 | When I said I was willing to give paleo a try, this wasn’t what I had pictured. | 1.3636 | 0.05998 | 99 | 69 | 24 | 6 |
1660 | I'm afraid, this is one of the side effects of the paleo diet. | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
1661 | No Mam, I'm pretty sure this isn't what they meant by "Light at the end of the tunnel". | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
1662 | What, I'm a cafeman now? | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
1663 | You know I've been struggling with the transition from fossil fuels. | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
1664 | Is that a rock in your smock or are you just happy to see me? | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
1665 | I know what our wedding vows were, but things have changed. I Yabba Dabba Don't. | 1.3625 | 0.07170 | 80 | 58 | 15 | 7 |
1666 | Welcome to "Cafe in a Cave." I'll be your waiter today. | 1.3625 | 0.07387 | 80 | 59 | 13 | 8 |
1667 | Our full hunter gatherer dessert menu includes our Paris-Brest with foraged heirloom hazelnuts and our house forced rhubarb charlotte with wild strawberry coulis. | 1.3625 | 0.06945 | 80 | 57 | 17 | 6 |
1668 | A woman is in charge - that’s how | 1.3625 | 0.06945 | 80 | 57 | 17 | 6 |
1669 | You’re stuck in the past. | 1.3623 | 0.07717 | 69 | 50 | 13 | 6 |
1670 | I think I'll try the mammoth. | 1.3623 | 0.07988 | 69 | 51 | 11 | 7 |
1671 | Last question. Where do you see your species in 50,000 years? | 1.3623 | 0.07717 | 69 | 50 | 13 | 6 |
1672 | Can I ask where you expect to be in 50,000 years? | 1.3621 | 0.08765 | 58 | 43 | 9 | 6 |
1673 | It's time to move on and embrace the post-anthropocene era. | 1.3617 | 0.06391 | 94 | 67 | 20 | 7 |
1674 | I'm Matt, I'll be your cave server tonight. | 1.3617 | 0.06739 | 94 | 69 | 16 | 9 |
1675 | The original version of "When Hairy met Sally." | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
1676 | Tara? It’s seems like eons since I last saw you. | 1.3617 | 0.06391 | 94 | 67 | 20 | 7 |
1677 | It’s a work in progress. | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
1678 | We're trying out a new open plan cave | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
1679 | I really think you should stay home with the kids | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
1680 | Look at you...thousands of years of evolution, and you end up right back where you started. | 1.3614 | 0.07187 | 83 | 61 | 14 | 8 |
1681 | Do you mind if I sit here while I wait to get back to the future? | 1.3614 | 0.06317 | 83 | 57 | 22 | 4 |
1682 | I'm sorry, we don't have club soda. | 1.3614 | 0.06766 | 83 | 59 | 18 | 6 |
1683 | I think I’m still not ready to think about our future | 1.3614 | 0.06080 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1684 | Your choices of meat today are Stegosaurs, Brontosaurus and Tyrannosaurus. All fresh cooked over an open fire. | 1.3611 | 0.07215 | 72 | 51 | 16 | 5 |
1685 | It's hard to believe that Wayfair only had one chair left. | 1.3611 | 0.06939 | 72 | 50 | 18 | 4 |
1686 | After all you've spent on your man cave, I'm reduced to this! | 1.3611 | 0.07481 | 72 | 52 | 14 | 6 |
1687 | I feel we've grown apart. | 1.3611 | 0.06939 | 72 | 50 | 18 | 4 |
1688 | I think I'm in the wrong cave. | 1.3611 | 0.06939 | 72 | 50 | 18 | 4 |
1689 | Your latte will be just another few moments,we're waiting for electricity to be invented. | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
1690 | I don't think you want to know what we use for sweetener. Don't even get me started on the creamer ... | 1.3605 | 0.07001 | 86 | 63 | 15 | 8 |
1691 | Mind if I pull up a rock? | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
1692 | The man cave thing has gotten out of control. | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
1693 | These beans are harvested by hand and fermented in a mammoth bladder. Can you taste the hint of vanilla? | 1.3605 | 0.07001 | 86 | 63 | 15 | 8 |
1694 | We need to start planning our future. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1695 | I thought for sure we were safe from gentrification | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
1696 | Can we talk about the mammoth in the room? | 1.3600 | 0.06477 | 75 | 51 | 21 | 3 |
1697 | Well, I thought it was an excellent use for the wheel. | 1.3600 | 0.07263 | 75 | 54 | 15 | 6 |
1698 | Seems like any other Aircnb. | 1.3600 | 0.07744 | 75 | 56 | 11 | 8 |
1699 | It's called a "timeshare". | 1.3596 | 0.06636 | 89 | 64 | 18 | 7 |
1700 | I know you want to reduce our carbon footprint, but this is a bit much. | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
1701 | Could I have it on the rocks? | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1702 | Your salad will be here shortly after we develop agriculture. | 1.3594 | 0.08143 | 64 | 47 | 11 | 6 |
1703 | You say “troglodyte” like it’s a bad thing. | 1.3594 | 0.07509 | 64 | 45 | 15 | 4 |
1704 | Your paintings? Good,but derivative. | 1.3594 | 0.08442 | 64 | 48 | 9 | 7 |
1705 | Karen, I just don’t think it’s going to work. You’re just too materialistic. | 1.3594 | 0.07832 | 64 | 46 | 13 | 5 |
1706 | What do you mean Oat Milk? | 1.3594 | 0.07171 | 64 | 44 | 17 | 3 |
1707 | Dr. Fauci says it’s ok to start feeling normal again. | 1.3590 | 0.06822 | 78 | 55 | 18 | 5 |
1708 | How long have YOU been waiting? | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
1709 | So now that you've had your morning coffee are you ready for a civilized conversation? | 1.3590 | 0.07293 | 78 | 57 | 14 | 7 |
1710 | Do you mind if I sit on this table? | 1.3590 | 0.06573 | 78 | 54 | 20 | 4 |
1711 | I think I would like to go back the future. | 1.3590 | 0.06315 | 78 | 53 | 22 | 3 |
1712 | Welcome to Rock Bottom! | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
1713 | Welcome! Our specials today are mammoth chunks, root chunks, and some other kind of chunks. | 1.3587 | 0.05902 | 92 | 63 | 25 | 4 |
1714 | Now go out and tell them you were resurrected. | 1.3587 | 0.06839 | 92 | 68 | 15 | 9 |
1715 | I’m trying to embrace an isolationist aesthetic and I feel like you don’t appreciate the pageantry at all. | 1.3587 | 0.05902 | 92 | 63 | 25 | 4 |
1716 | I didn't reckon the man-cave tour would be this literal. | 1.3587 | 0.06839 | 92 | 68 | 15 | 9 |
1717 | We have stones, not scones. | 1.3582 | 0.07275 | 67 | 47 | 16 | 4 |
1718 | Sorry, no service for people with no shoes! | 1.3582 | 0.07275 | 67 | 47 | 16 | 4 |
1719 | She's wearing her shoes inside the cave and yet she has the audacity to call me uncivilized... | 1.3582 | 0.08154 | 67 | 50 | 10 | 7 |
1720 | Aren't you taking this Paleo diet-thing a little too far? | 1.3580 | 0.06164 | 81 | 55 | 23 | 3 |
1721 | Sorry, we homo sapiens don't function without our cup of coffee first. | 1.3580 | 0.06761 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1722 | Sorry but we do not offer a WiFi hot spot. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
1723 | haven't you heard we can go out without a mask now | 1.3579 | 0.06334 | 95 | 68 | 20 | 7 |
1724 | Avocado, Buffalo, or Lion spread with your order? | 1.3578 | 0.05905 | 109 | 78 | 23 | 8 |
1725 | 'I don't mean to be rude, but that's my seat.' | 1.3571 | 0.07060 | 70 | 49 | 17 | 4 |
1726 | Yes, the coffee is pricey. Do you know how expensive it is to install electric lighting in solid rock? | 1.3571 | 0.06910 | 84 | 61 | 16 | 7 |
1727 | Things were fine the way they were. | 1.3571 | 0.07347 | 70 | 50 | 15 | 5 |
1728 | So do you come to this cave often? | 1.3571 | 0.07624 | 70 | 51 | 13 | 6 |
1729 | You’re carrying this paleo thing too far. | 1.3571 | 0.07114 | 84 | 62 | 14 | 8 |
1730 | Our special tonight is pit-roasted Mastodon Almondine cooked well done and your choice of three Pangean side dishes. | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
1731 | May I inquire as to your Age? | 1.3571 | 0.07890 | 70 | 52 | 11 | 7 |
1732 | I don't see this BC/AD relationship working out. | 1.3571 | 0.07624 | 70 | 51 | 13 | 6 |
1733 | Jesus, what took you so long? | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
1734 | Going to Ikea for a lamp ! | 1.3571 | 0.05525 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1735 | Your point of view is archaic. | 1.3571 | 0.06481 | 84 | 59 | 20 | 5 |
1736 | It’s your first time here!? Have you been living under a rock? | 1.3571 | 0.07624 | 70 | 51 | 13 | 6 |
1737 | Ok. It’s time we talk about your “hashtag pandemic beard.” | 1.3571 | 0.07347 | 70 | 50 | 15 | 5 |
1738 | The throwback vibe is great and all, but the service needs updating | 1.3571 | 0.06760 | 70 | 48 | 19 | 3 |
1739 | The origins of mansplaining | 1.3571 | 0.07890 | 70 | 52 | 11 | 7 |
1740 | I think we've grown apart. | 1.3564 | 0.06227 | 101 | 73 | 20 | 8 |
1741 | Fine! You just stay here and 'decompress.' I'm going clubbing. | 1.3563 | 0.06737 | 87 | 63 | 17 | 7 |
1742 | Landlord wants me out,he's going to turn this place into condos. | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1743 | I thought we could just talk. | 1.3563 | 0.06112 | 87 | 60 | 23 | 4 |
1744 | Yeah, they turned this spot into a Starbucks like a year ago. | 1.3563 | 0.06535 | 87 | 62 | 19 | 6 |
1745 | Sparkling or primordial? | 1.3562 | 0.07133 | 73 | 52 | 16 | 5 |
1746 | I’m practicing going back to the office. | 1.3562 | 0.07395 | 73 | 53 | 14 | 6 |
1747 | Tom? You didn’t have a beard in your profile pic. | 1.3562 | 0.06861 | 73 | 51 | 18 | 4 |
1748 | I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I’d been gone that long. | 1.3562 | 0.07395 | 73 | 53 | 14 | 6 |
1749 | It was this or the vaccine | 1.3562 | 0.07133 | 73 | 52 | 16 | 5 |
1750 | We're vaccinated now, Ralph. You were indeed a great and noble internet forager during shelter, but it's time to return to our ancient pre-pandemic rituals. | 1.3559 | 0.08291 | 59 | 43 | 11 | 5 |
1751 | This is neither the time or place . . . | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
1752 | I'm sorry, but we won't be offering latte for another couple of thousand years. | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
1753 | I'm not sure how I got here. But I'm even less sure of where the power for the overhead light is coming from. | 1.3556 | 0.06944 | 90 | 67 | 14 | 9 |
1754 | I thought we agreed not to have the chandelier installed until we were we sure we wanted the table in this corner | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 67 | 15 | 8 |
1755 | All of our mastodon is free-range. | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1756 | It's not you. It's me being trapped in the Mesolithic period. | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
1757 | Hi, you must be Linda. You look just like your cave painting profile. | 1.3553 | 0.06408 | 76 | 52 | 21 | 3 |
1758 | I promise to visit the barber as soon as I reach two shots + two weeks. May I have my clothes back and go home now? | 1.3553 | 0.05984 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1759 | Have you considered LEDs? | 1.3553 | 0.07183 | 76 | 55 | 15 | 6 |
1760 | So, when were you going to tell me you invented electricity? | 1.3553 | 0.08101 | 76 | 59 | 7 | 10 |
1761 | Isn't it too early for morning coffee? | 1.3553 | 0.07183 | 76 | 55 | 15 | 6 |
1762 | No, the Paleo cafe is two caves down. | 1.3553 | 0.06408 | 76 | 52 | 21 | 3 |
1763 | Our special today is a plant based brontosaurus burger | 1.3553 | 0.07183 | 76 | 55 | 15 | 6 |
1764 | Hi, I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. | 1.3553 | 0.07882 | 76 | 58 | 9 | 9 |
1765 | I said business casual, not future casual. | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
1766 | Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your server. | 1.3548 | 0.07998 | 62 | 45 | 12 | 5 |
1767 | I got the urge to evolve. | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
1768 | Look, it's a fine idea, but we are not here to invent the wheel. | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1769 | ‘What’s a COVID-19?!’ Have you been living under a rock??!! | 1.3548 | 0.07307 | 62 | 43 | 16 | 3 |
1770 | when you said you would show me your man cave, I had no idea you meant a real cave. | 1.3544 | 0.06986 | 79 | 57 | 16 | 6 |
1771 | Pre-historic speed dating. | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1772 | You can access our menu using the QR code. | 1.3544 | 0.07436 | 79 | 59 | 12 | 8 |
1773 | For milk? We have whole, almond, or brontosaurus. | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1774 | How long was I asleep? | 1.3538 | 0.07413 | 65 | 46 | 15 | 4 |
1775 | Why do you get to wear pants, and I have to wear a fucking dress? | 1.3538 | 0.08036 | 65 | 48 | 11 | 6 |
1776 | And i suppose, Miss From-the Future, that's your car parked out front of the cave? | 1.3538 | 0.08036 | 65 | 48 | 11 | 6 |
1777 | Sorry, they were all sold out of cream. | 1.3538 | 0.07413 | 65 | 46 | 15 | 4 |
1778 | The paleo diet has been life-changing for me. | 1.3538 | 0.08036 | 65 | 48 | 11 | 6 |
1779 | You're right. I've been a total Neanderthal. | 1.3537 | 0.07438 | 82 | 62 | 11 | 9 |
1780 | The WiFi code is cave1 | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
1781 | I asked you to paint the whole wall. | 1.3537 | 0.07021 | 82 | 60 | 15 | 7 |
1782 | Once it’s properly hemmed it’ll look great! | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1783 | What do you mean I was gone for ages? | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1784 | Honey, I can't live like this... You've taken the Paleo Diet lifestyle too far! | 1.3537 | 0.06578 | 82 | 58 | 19 | 5 |
1785 | You asked to speak to the manager...? | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1786 | I don't care. In this family, /I/ wear the pants. | 1.3535 | 0.05799 | 99 | 69 | 25 | 5 |
1787 | The question is: which of us is postmodern? | 1.3535 | 0.06310 | 99 | 72 | 19 | 8 |
1788 | Please don't sit on my artwork. | 1.3529 | 0.06874 | 68 | 47 | 18 | 3 |
1789 | Um, for me I guess the whole point of a man cave is that it’s NOT just like sitting in the kitchen. | 1.3529 | 0.07486 | 68 | 49 | 14 | 5 |
1790 | Of course I take soy milk in my coffee. I'm not a Neanderthal! | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
1791 | We're out of free range dinosaur. Can I get you some more mammoth milk? | 1.3529 | 0.06841 | 85 | 62 | 16 | 7 |
1792 | You didn't make me a cup?! | 1.3529 | 0.05966 | 85 | 58 | 24 | 3 |
1793 | Who said you could install the light? | 1.3529 | 0.07042 | 85 | 63 | 14 | 8 |
1794 | A lot of my Airbnb guests complain about the cold, but discovering fire I feel makes it more authentic. | 1.3529 | 0.07486 | 68 | 49 | 14 | 5 |
1795 | It’s called boho chic. | 1.3529 | 0.07486 | 68 | 49 | 14 | 5 |
1796 | Didn't expect to find your type in this hole-in-the-wall place | 1.3529 | 0.07486 | 68 | 49 | 14 | 5 |
1797 | You say you love me, but all I hear is grunt grunt grunt. | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
1798 | I'm leaving you. | 1.3529 | 0.07773 | 68 | 50 | 12 | 6 |
1799 | I’m sorry Ron but we need to talk. Some of your views are quite frankly prehistoric. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1800 | Paleo is so yesterday, | 1.3523 | 0.05836 | 88 | 60 | 25 | 3 |
1801 | My name's Joe. I'll be your server for the foreseeable future. | 1.3521 | 0.07260 | 71 | 51 | 15 | 5 |
1802 | You can't just live in the past forever. | 1.3521 | 0.07260 | 71 | 51 | 15 | 5 |
1803 | I don't think we have avocado toast here | 1.3521 | 0.06683 | 71 | 49 | 19 | 3 |
1804 | Sorry but you need to leave. This is man cave. | 1.3521 | 0.06683 | 71 | 49 | 19 | 3 |
1805 | The writing’s on the wall. | 1.3521 | 0.07260 | 71 | 51 | 15 | 5 |
1806 | Give me a laptop and it'll be 2021. | 1.3521 | 0.07532 | 71 | 52 | 13 | 6 |
1807 | Dear, I think it's time to move on | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1808 | I hated the present, so I wanted to check out the past. Nice place you got here | 1.3519 | 0.05314 | 108 | 74 | 30 | 4 |
1809 | Oh, I’m sorry. I must have wandered into the wrong epoch. | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
1810 | So you want the Paleo Special then. | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
1811 | Where did you hide my iRock? | 1.3516 | 0.06878 | 91 | 68 | 14 | 9 |
1812 | Yelp was right about “authentically paleo” | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1813 | Welcome to my man cave. | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
1814 | I know you love it, but the table just doesn’t fit the decor. | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
1815 | That's not to say I'm disappointed. I just think we can do better. | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
1816 | Excuse me, do you have the year? | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
1817 | I know you appreciate my intellect, I just feel like your mother still thinks I’m a Neanderthal. | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
1818 | I'm sorry Gerald it's just not working out, I'm looking for, well someone less Neandertal | 1.3514 | 0.06784 | 74 | 52 | 18 | 4 |
1819 | I’m leaving you. You’re not the early man I thought you were.” | 1.3511 | 0.06542 | 94 | 69 | 17 | 8 |
1820 | Yes, I erased you’re cave drawings. I told you, my mother is coming over and I want the place to look nice... and you’re going to change before she gets here, right? | 1.3509 | 0.07712 | 57 | 40 | 14 | 3 |
1821 | You really seem to take this Paleo-Diet seriously... | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
1822 | I think we should see other people. | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
1823 | Wait until you see the fireplace! | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
1824 | I thought you just wanted a quiet spot in the basement to watch the game | 1.3506 | 0.07341 | 77 | 57 | 13 | 7 |
1825 | Let’s talk about who wears the pants in the family. | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
1826 | COVID has me forgetting what day it is. | 1.3500 | 0.07138 | 80 | 59 | 14 | 7 |
1827 | I think that deep down you knew this day was coming. | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1828 | Will this do as a 'man cave'? | 1.3500 | 0.06680 | 80 | 57 | 18 | 5 |
1829 | We could compromise and talk about the Middle Ages. | 1.3500 | 0.07820 | 60 | 43 | 13 | 4 |
1830 | Congrats! You've gentrified my man cave! | 1.3500 | 0.07450 | 60 | 42 | 15 | 3 |
1831 | I’m not saying we need to conform to ALL modern conveniences. I just want to have chairs. | 1.3500 | 0.06680 | 80 | 57 | 18 | 5 |
1832 | Wish I could hunt from home for once. | 1.3500 | 0.07820 | 60 | 43 | 13 | 4 |
1833 | I see the IKEA finally came in | 1.3500 | 0.07820 | 60 | 43 | 13 | 4 |
1834 | Looks like the power came back on. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1835 | I am NOT an anachronism! You're the anachronism! | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1836 | Sorry, miss, until we invent fire sushi is all we have on the menu. | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1837 | Please don't ask me to go back out there. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1838 | are you the right person at the wrong time? or are you the wrong person at the right time? | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1839 | Still or sparkling? | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1840 | You're evolved with someone else... | 1.3492 | 0.08515 | 63 | 48 | 8 | 7 |
1841 | The WiFi password is ‘password.’ | 1.3492 | 0.08208 | 63 | 47 | 10 | 6 |
1842 | It’s Danish modern, you Neanderthal. | 1.3492 | 0.07559 | 63 | 45 | 14 | 4 |
1843 | That’s what you’re wearing? | 1.3492 | 0.08208 | 63 | 47 | 10 | 6 |
1844 | Argrok, we need to talk. I'm leaving you for Urgrog, he's invented fire and offering me a real future together. | 1.3492 | 0.07559 | 63 | 45 | 14 | 4 |
1845 | Would you like anything else to go with your Neolith-accino? | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
1846 | What do you mean you've outgrown me? | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
1847 | Your profile DID say caveman, it's always so hard to decipher texts. I thought you were a speleologist. | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1848 | Honey, I really think you took this “man cave” idea too far. | 1.3485 | 0.07931 | 66 | 49 | 11 | 6 |
1849 | Face it, I can't keep living in the past. | 1.3478 | 0.07677 | 69 | 51 | 12 | 6 |
1850 | You really must try going Paleo - I feel like I've turned back the clock about 50,000 years! | 1.3478 | 0.07100 | 69 | 49 | 16 | 4 |
1851 | I'm Plato, can I help you? | 1.3478 | 0.06793 | 69 | 48 | 18 | 3 |
1852 | That's it. Sometimes Paleo means no food for the day. | 1.3478 | 0.06987 | 92 | 70 | 12 | 10 |
1853 | Is that rock taken? | 1.3478 | 0.07394 | 69 | 50 | 14 | 5 |
1854 | I wear the pants now. | 1.3478 | 0.06636 | 92 | 68 | 16 | 8 |
1855 | Sorry, we are out of mastadon milk. Would you like sabertooth cat milk instead? | 1.3478 | 0.06793 | 69 | 48 | 18 | 3 |
1856 | Don't let the fancy trappings fool you, we're a streamlined wealth management operation. | 1.3478 | 0.07950 | 69 | 52 | 10 | 7 |
1857 | The special today is roots and shoots julienne. | 1.3478 | 0.06793 | 69 | 48 | 18 | 3 |
1858 | No thanks, I went paleo. | 1.3478 | 0.06793 | 69 | 48 | 18 | 3 |
1859 | When you erase my hand prints, you erase me. | 1.3478 | 0.06793 | 69 | 48 | 18 | 3 |
1860 | Why the f*ck is there a lamp in here? | 1.3478 | 0.06793 | 69 | 48 | 18 | 3 |
1861 | Jim, I think you are taking the paleo diet too literally. | 1.3478 | 0.06793 | 69 | 48 | 18 | 3 |
1862 | Sorry, we’re all out. Does mammoth milk work? | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1863 | I bought it with my stimulus check. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1864 | Yeah it was the J&J, how'd you know? | 1.3472 | 0.06305 | 72 | 49 | 21 | 2 |
1865 | What do you mean, you've never heard about Plato? | 1.3472 | 0.06897 | 72 | 51 | 17 | 4 |
1866 | I think I've hit rock bottom. | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1867 | But mid-century modern isn’t the vibe I’m after in my man cave. | 1.3467 | 0.06436 | 75 | 52 | 20 | 3 |
1868 | As she touched the magical mug, she came face to face with her lover's prehistoric doppelganger. | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1869 | Everything here is swamp to table. | 1.3467 | 0.06710 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1870 | Come out Julie, it's 2030 now | 1.3467 | 0.07472 | 75 | 56 | 12 | 7 |
1871 | The housing market is nuts right now, and this is all I could afford. | 1.3467 | 0.06710 | 75 | 53 | 18 | 4 |
1872 | Who cares if you’re Homo sapiens and I’m Neanderthal,the way I see it we’re just two crazy kids in love! | 1.3467 | 0.06436 | 75 | 52 | 20 | 3 |
1873 | I'm sorry for acting like a Neanderthal | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1874 | HR asked me to talk to you about your pronouns | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1875 | You’re right. I am a Neanderthal. | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1876 | welcome to Paleo Place Restaurant! would you like to hear the specials? | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
1877 | Can I get you a Mammoth to get started? | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1878 | I don't like to brag on my Tinder profile, but I actually invented the man cave. | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
1879 | You can take that Neanderthal thinking right back outside with you | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1880 | IKEA you say? never heard of it. | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1881 | We’d like to feature your man cave on the cover of Dwell Magazine. | 1.3462 | 0.07486 | 78 | 59 | 11 | 8 |
1882 | Um, you’re actually sitting in my seat | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1883 | I feel like we don't speak the same language... since you don't have one. | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1884 | Ever thought of opening your own shop, Ikea? | 1.3457 | 0.06373 | 81 | 57 | 20 | 4 |
1885 | Do you have anything gluten free? | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
1886 | When I said I was dating myself, I didn’t mean carbon dating. | 1.3457 | 0.07278 | 81 | 61 | 12 | 8 |
1887 | It's more than a diet, it's a lifestyle | 1.3455 | 0.08295 | 55 | 40 | 11 | 4 |
1888 | This has been fun, though my head's still a little sore. | 1.3455 | 0.05980 | 110 | 81 | 20 | 9 |
1889 | I’ll have some more of whatever you’re drinking. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1890 | Welcome to Portland. | 1.3452 | 0.06879 | 84 | 62 | 15 | 7 |
1891 | Would you like a blueberry stone with that? | 1.3452 | 0.05079 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1892 | Well you’ve waited long enough and your time has come again. | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1893 | I apologize but I just checked, and unfortunatley we won't be getting oat milk in for another 3 eras. | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1894 | We're closed now, but please come back in 30 thousand years." | 1.3448 | 0.05623 | 87 | 59 | 26 | 2 |
1895 | Rent is due on the first | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1896 | Dear, I know you’re concerned but it’s rent controlled. We can afford to remodel the breakfast nook. | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1897 | I'd sit with you but that rock is to heavy to move. | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1898 | Tonight’s special is fire-roasted chicken, which takes a little longer because we haven’t invented fire yet. | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1899 | We have to go back in person today. Have you seen my pants? | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
1900 | Our whole menu is maggot-infested carcass to table. We have some specials today, including two new brackish waters. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1901 | We can dim the light if you'd like to enhance the experience. | 1.3438 | 0.07120 | 64 | 45 | 16 | 3 |
1902 | Now I know what they meant by retro dating. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1903 | Are your ingredients locally sourced? | 1.3438 | 0.06594 | 96 | 72 | 15 | 9 |
1904 | Oh ya? Well you're a Neanderthal! | 1.3438 | 0.08398 | 64 | 49 | 8 | 7 |
1905 | I'll have the Avocado Toast | 1.3438 | 0.07460 | 64 | 46 | 14 | 4 |
1906 | It’s not you. I just feel we are at different stages in our evolution | 1.3438 | 0.08097 | 64 | 48 | 10 | 6 |
1907 | I cant believe I found this cave on Air bnb. | 1.3438 | 0.07120 | 64 | 45 | 16 | 3 |
1908 | I'm looking for something more earthy and primitive... | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1909 | I’ve never heard of a mammoth latte. | 1.3434 | 0.06447 | 99 | 74 | 16 | 9 |
1910 | I will not cave in, Paul. | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1911 | I said Cave Diving, not Cave Dining. | 1.3433 | 0.07228 | 67 | 48 | 15 | 4 |
1912 | Are you using the outlet? | 1.3433 | 0.07829 | 67 | 50 | 11 | 6 |
1913 | We need to talk. Grunting just doesn’t cut it anymore. | 1.3433 | 0.07535 | 67 | 49 | 13 | 5 |
1914 | What’s an ice girl like you doing in a cave like this? | 1.3433 | 0.06908 | 67 | 47 | 17 | 3 |
1915 | I've made a couple of home improvements dear. | 1.3429 | 0.07851 | 70 | 53 | 10 | 7 |
1916 | I like to keep it minimalistic. | 1.3429 | 0.06714 | 70 | 49 | 18 | 3 |
1917 | I would recommend sautéed roots with the bone broth. | 1.3429 | 0.07583 | 70 | 52 | 12 | 6 |
1918 | My name is Grrr. I'll be your troglodyte for today. | 1.3429 | 0.07583 | 70 | 52 | 12 | 6 |
1919 | This covid 1 sucks! | 1.3429 | 0.07305 | 70 | 51 | 14 | 5 |
1920 | Beyond an uvula-shaped light, I can't think of any possible improvements. | 1.3429 | 0.07015 | 70 | 50 | 16 | 4 |
1921 | It was so nice to meet you, can I club you sometime? | 1.3429 | 0.07305 | 70 | 51 | 14 | 5 |
1922 | Lady, I’m going to let you in on a secret: paleo coffee isn’t a thing. That’s the same stuff as Costco’s private label. | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
1923 | Funny, your Match.com picture looks nothing like you in real-life! | 1.3425 | 0.07356 | 73 | 54 | 13 | 6 |
1924 | Yes, this is the Airbnb you reserved. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1925 | It kinda feels more barren, to be honest. | 1.3425 | 0.06534 | 73 | 51 | 19 | 3 |
1926 | How'd you get in here? | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
1927 | I feel like I’ve caved in by agreeing to such decadent, modern conveniences. | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1928 | Why do mostly men win tbe New Yorker humorless cartoon contest? What the hell century are we in anyway? | 1.3421 | 0.07387 | 76 | 57 | 12 | 7 |
1929 | Cuppa Cave Coffee. | 1.3421 | 0.07387 | 76 | 57 | 12 | 7 |
1930 | Well,at least it’s a step up from that other Hard Rock Cafe. | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
1931 | We only serve drip water | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
1932 | Debbie, I'm getting the feeling you're not as committed to this whole Paleo thing as I am. | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
1933 | First, we'd like to learn a little about why you're leaving. Did it have to do with our return to in-person work? | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
1934 | Sorry for the wait. Your frittata's coming, it'll just be another millennium or two." | 1.3418 | 0.06211 | 79 | 55 | 21 | 3 |
1935 | My friend sacrificed himself to the Siren so I could bring you coffee. | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1936 | I refuse to let you drag this relationship back into the Stone Age. | 1.3418 | 0.06951 | 79 | 58 | 15 | 6 |
1937 | I have to wear pants again? | 1.3418 | 0.06951 | 79 | 58 | 15 | 6 |
1938 | Welcome to Man Cave, a unique dining experience that combines the best of lockdown and eating out. My name’s Org, and I’ll be your server this evening. | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1939 | But you look like Jane. | 1.3418 | 0.06951 | 79 | 58 | 15 | 6 |
1940 | A dead-end job, with no future? I'm out there Marge, hunting, and gathering dinosaur road-kill, trying to advance myself while you just sit here all day, 'evolving. | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1941 | I know it seems like 20,000 years since you ordered. | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1942 | I probably should have clarified which mid-century I was going for. | 1.3418 | 0.07181 | 79 | 59 | 13 | 7 |
1943 | I consider myself evolved, but slacks are a turn off. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1944 | You redecorated again? I thought we agreed a mid-Paleolithic Modern decor was more our thing | 1.3415 | 0.06066 | 82 | 57 | 22 | 3 |
1945 | Oh, and if you'd like that panini heated, it'll take another 7,000 years. | 1.3415 | 0.07201 | 82 | 62 | 12 | 8 |
1946 | Sorry for the delay; it's thawing now and should be ready in about 11,700 years. | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1947 | Us being from two different worlds goes a little beyond just me being white and you being Hispanic... | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1948 | Honey, this obsession with minimalism has got to stop! | 1.3412 | 0.07012 | 85 | 64 | 13 | 8 |
1949 | Unlike other caveman minimilists I am on the grid | 1.3412 | 0.05689 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1950 | I’m sorry but no shoes, no service. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1951 | I like to call it my cave man cave | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1952 | I appreciate the visit but if HR forces me back to the office, I’ll quit. | 1.3409 | 0.05802 | 88 | 61 | 24 | 3 |
1953 | It's always "unga bunga" this and "unga bunga" that - what about what I want!? | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1954 | Welcome to the Hard Rock. | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1955 | We need build you she shed. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1956 | When you said you wanted to try paleo, I didn’t think it would look like this... | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1957 | What's 'Paleo'? | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1958 | You might call me homo cappuccino, | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1959 | Honey, I don’t care what it says on their website, that dining room set doesn’t fit my man cave aesthetic. | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1960 | Kevin, we've gotten reports from your coworkers of some uncivilized behavior. | 1.3393 | 0.08557 | 56 | 42 | 9 | 5 |
1961 | Bob, it’s time to come home. This wasn’t what they meant by ‘self-isolate’. | 1.3393 | 0.06874 | 56 | 38 | 17 | 1 |
1962 | And, the gatherers daily menu features fresh seeds, berries, and aged carrion. | 1.3390 | 0.06216 | 59 | 39 | 20 | 0 |
1963 | Wake up and smell what? | 1.3390 | 0.07875 | 59 | 43 | 12 | 4 |
1964 | I’d suggest you come see my ‘glyphs, but I’m sure you hear this from all the Neanderthals. | 1.3387 | 0.07251 | 62 | 44 | 15 | 3 |
1965 | I feel like you’re not evolving with me. | 1.3385 | 0.07029 | 65 | 46 | 16 | 3 |
1966 | Bork suddenly realized that he and Emily came from two very different worlds... | 1.3385 | 0.07683 | 65 | 48 | 12 | 5 |
1967 | Point taken. You're not always running late! | 1.3385 | 0.07989 | 65 | 49 | 10 | 6 |
1968 | It would be great if you invented fire, but how about inventing latte first. | 1.3385 | 0.08285 | 65 | 50 | 8 | 7 |
1969 | You stopped wearing a bone in your hair; you're drinking coffee...what gives? | 1.3385 | 0.07029 | 65 | 46 | 16 | 3 |
1970 | You just enjoy your drink and I'll explain gender roles in a way you can understand. | 1.3385 | 0.08285 | 65 | 50 | 8 | 7 |
1971 | It's not a fad diet to me, Jean, it's a way of life. | 1.3382 | 0.06825 | 68 | 48 | 17 | 3 |
1972 | It must be hard to retain workers when they can retire on seven dollars and twenty-five cents. | 1.3382 | 0.07440 | 68 | 50 | 13 | 5 |
1973 | Nice cave. I, too, like the minimalist look. Is there perchance a second chair? | 1.3382 | 0.07730 | 68 | 51 | 11 | 6 |
1974 | Can you explain this gap on your resume? It just says “ice age.” | 1.3382 | 0.07440 | 68 | 50 | 13 | 5 |
1975 | I'll be back in a week with your cream | 1.3382 | 0.07139 | 68 | 49 | 15 | 4 |
1976 | But the GOP said there were dinosaurs out there...! | 1.3382 | 0.07139 | 68 | 49 | 15 | 4 |
1977 | You new here? | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1978 | Your right, I didn't read the fine print on the reverse mortgage." | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1979 | Boy, it’s been millennia, but you haven’t changed a bit. | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1980 | You're leaving me behind, aren't you. | 1.3380 | 0.07491 | 71 | 53 | 12 | 6 |
1981 | Just remember who wears the pants around here. | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1982 | Do you have stone soup? | 1.3380 | 0.07491 | 71 | 53 | 12 | 6 |
1983 | Alice, you need to start killing things and eating raw meat or we won't fit in here. | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1984 | I killed the Brontosaurus, but I forgot the bread" | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1985 | Where do you get your light bulbs? | 1.3378 | 0.07521 | 74 | 56 | 11 | 7 |
1986 | I found them in the alley behind the cave. | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1987 | Thank god for social distancing! | 1.3378 | 0.06462 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1988 | Sorry ma'am, biscotti is not going to be invented for 200,000 years yet. Perhaps I can interest you in some grubs? | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1989 | Fred, please come and get your vaccination now. It's 100% safe. | 1.3378 | 0.06462 | 74 | 52 | 19 | 3 |
1990 | It's just a diet, not a lifestyle. | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1991 | I'm not sure having more time apart is really helping. | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1992 | Nostradamus told me about you. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1993 | And I suppose next you'll be wanting an espresso machine." | 1.3378 | 0.06462 | 74 | 52 | 19 | 3 |
1994 | I feel that we are generations apart | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1995 | This isn’t iced coffee | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1996 | I was supposed to travel to the post-covid era. | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1997 | I just don’t think this cave was meant to accommodate two remote jobs. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1998 | I want to go clubbing like we use to babe | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1999 | I came back. It seemed safer here than 2020. | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
2000 | We need to stop this Paleo diet. | 1.3377 | 0.07304 | 77 | 58 | 12 | 7 |
2001 | The first IKEA erectus | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
2002 | Is this floor taken? | 1.3377 | 0.07304 | 77 | 58 | 12 | 7 |
2003 | You said you were just going out for milk?! | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
2004 | Sorry, we're out. Can you come back in twenty-five thousand years? | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
2005 | I see you are really into Paleo. | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
2006 | Maybe this "coffee" thing would be better if we found some way to make it hot. | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
2007 | Well, this is awkward. My realtor assured me this cave was vacant. . . | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
2008 | We've been fully vaccinated for weeks, Carl. If you want a seat at the table, you're going to have to put on some pants. | 1.3377 | 0.06299 | 77 | 54 | 20 | 3 |
2009 | Do you live in a cave? | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
2010 | Dick, you know that until I've had my first cup, the world feels prehistoric. | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
2011 | The President will see you now! | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
2012 | Well, I didn't think "get back to our roots" meant this far back. | 1.3375 | 0.05885 | 80 | 55 | 23 | 2 |
2013 | You know, Swedish furniture is not my cup of tea! | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
2014 | I may have overdone 'going back to a simpler time'. | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
2015 | let's start this world from the very beginning | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
2016 | There's a communication gap between us | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
2017 | It’s all Paleo. Except the s’mores. | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
2018 | White men really are on their way to extinction. | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
2019 | I said let’s get a cup of Java not a cup in Java! | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
2020 | Are you wearing a mask? | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
2021 | I'm not saying I don't like it, I just feel you've taken the minimalist thing too far | 1.3373 | 0.06006 | 83 | 58 | 22 | 3 |
2022 | We have cow, oat, soy, and mammoth milk. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
2023 | When I asked if you've been living in a cave, I didn't mean this. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
2024 | You're the one that insisted on the cave aesthetic, don't complain to me about not having anywhere to sit. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
2025 | I don't know why but under the light you look very different from your Tinder profile." | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
2026 | It's not you, it's me. I think we're just developing in different ways. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
2027 | I know it's only been a year or so, Michael, but I really feel like it's been going on for ages. | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
2028 | So what exactly do we need to do differently so people in your time can go to restaurants again?! | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
2029 | No, we don’t have almond milk. We’re going for a Paleolithic Era aesthetic. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
2030 | honey, i thought you said it was casual attire? | 1.3370 | 0.04955 | 92 | 63 | 28 | 1 |
2031 | Get out of here you freak! | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
2032 | How is that light functional? This makes no sense. | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
2033 | No, really, I like what you’ve done with the cave. | 1.3333 | 0.07505 | 63 | 46 | 13 | 4 |
2034 | Next week we're having an art show. | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
2035 | The age difference is starting to wear on me. | 1.3333 | 0.07223 | 78 | 59 | 12 | 7 |
2036 | I think we should try to get out more. | 1.3333 | 0.05474 | 90 | 64 | 23 | 3 |
2037 | Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
2038 | Have you never heard of gentrification? | 1.3333 | 0.06743 | 69 | 49 | 17 | 3 |
2039 | This Cave Coffee trend has gone too far. | 1.3333 | 0.07647 | 57 | 41 | 13 | 3 |
2040 | It's Carrol's birthday tomorrow, so remember to sign her tablet. | 1.3333 | 0.07661 | 72 | 55 | 10 | 7 |
2041 | Yes, a croissant would be nice. | 1.3333 | 0.07401 | 72 | 54 | 12 | 6 |
2042 | I like mushrooms. Why? | 1.3333 | 0.07064 | 87 | 67 | 11 | 9 |
2043 | I didn't choose the paleo life, the paleo life chose me. | 1.3333 | 0.07052 | 69 | 50 | 15 | 4 |
2044 | the caveman thing has lost its appeal, Bob. | 1.3333 | 0.07583 | 66 | 49 | 12 | 5 |
2045 | I heard girls mature faster, but this is getting out of hand. | 1.3333 | 0.07269 | 66 | 48 | 14 | 4 |
2046 | I'm an artist.What do you do? | 1.3333 | 0.06581 | 60 | 41 | 18 | 1 |
2047 | Let's nip this white privilege thing in the bud, shall we? | 1.3333 | 0.06704 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 8 |
2048 | Don't feel bad. I haven't been shaving during quarantine, either. | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
2049 | Sorry none of them come furnished | 1.3333 | 0.05215 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2050 | Does it compete with my beard?" | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
2051 | Thag leaving Amy. Amy no longer light Thag’s fire. | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
2052 | The Paleo diet takes commitment. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
2053 | Everything is on the rocks? | 1.3333 | 0.07226 | 57 | 40 | 15 | 2 |
2054 | Your application for a license has been received and will be acted upon in about 150,000 years | 1.3333 | 0.03298 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2055 | My last client was very happy with my murals. | 1.3333 | 0.05674 | 78 | 53 | 24 | 1 |
2056 | I can’t imagine why you would think I have masculinity issues? | 1.3333 | 0.07839 | 63 | 47 | 11 | 5 |
2057 | Sorry, but minimalism isn't really working for me anymore. | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
2058 | Any chance you could hunt up some cream and sugar? | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
2059 | Would you like the Paupiettes de Veau with white truffle oil or black? | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
2060 | Okay fine, but I'm not paying the electric bill | 1.3333 | 0.08245 | 51 | 37 | 11 | 3 |
2061 | I’m sorry, ma’m. This is the most socially distant table we have. | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
2062 | Me Derek. Me tell you about our specials. | 1.3333 | 0.06233 | 78 | 55 | 20 | 3 |
2063 | Honestly, I thought you were kidding. | 1.3333 | 0.06419 | 69 | 48 | 19 | 2 |
2064 | What did you catch for dinner? | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
2065 | It's simple. I've moved on. | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2066 | mynewyorkercaption# "You voted for Biden, didn't you?" | 1.3333 | 0.07027 | 81 | 61 | 13 | 7 |
2067 | I had to buy it at IKEA...Goodwill doesn't exist yet. | 1.3333 | 0.06941 | 66 | 47 | 16 | 3 |
2068 | I see that you've reinvented the wheel. | 1.3333 | 0.06419 | 69 | 48 | 19 | 2 |
2069 | The special tonight is mastodon. Lots and lots of mastodon. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
2070 | Our entrees are all paleo diet approved. | 1.3333 | 0.05595 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2071 | I'm afraid I'm just not ready for a "modern woman." | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
2072 | Decaf in de cave, huh? | 1.3333 | 0.06941 | 66 | 47 | 16 | 3 |
2073 | Our espresso machine hasn't been invented yet. | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
2074 | Your beard doesn’t qualify as a mask | 1.3333 | 0.07633 | 69 | 52 | 11 | 6 |
2075 | Honey, you realise we can't stay at home forever right? | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
2076 | I’m not sure this dating app is for me... | 1.3333 | 0.07884 | 66 | 50 | 10 | 6 |
2077 | Okay...your turn to evolve. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
2078 | Shall I bring in the mammoth vacuum cleaner? | 1.3333 | 0.05583 | 93 | 65 | 25 | 3 |
2079 | Sorry ma'am. No skins, no service. | 1.3333 | 0.06743 | 69 | 49 | 17 | 3 |
2080 | So, you finally caved in? | 1.3333 | 0.07633 | 69 | 52 | 11 | 6 |
2081 | I usually go clubbing but… | 1.3333 | 0.07348 | 69 | 51 | 13 | 5 |
2082 | Can you tell me whether I'm sitting indoors or outdoors? | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
2083 | All our coffee is cold brew. | 1.3333 | 0.08046 | 57 | 42 | 11 | 4 |
2084 | I not see why evolve necessary. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
2085 | We're really looking for someone a little more 'dinosaur bone in her hair' - if that makes sense. | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
2086 | Barber shops have reopen, Bob, and Trump is gone. Time to leave the cave. | 1.3333 | 0.06233 | 66 | 45 | 20 | 1 |
2087 | I’ve decided this isn’t for me | 1.3333 | 0.07348 | 69 | 51 | 13 | 5 |
2088 | I just don't think the whole pants and furniture idea is ever going to take off | 1.3333 | 0.06419 | 69 | 48 | 19 | 2 |
2089 | I told you $4000 a month wouldn’t get us a lavish place in the city! | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
2090 | That AAARGH needs a lot of polishing... we'll call you | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
2091 | So when you said we should wake up early I didn't realize you meant Mesozoic | 1.3333 | 0.07633 | 69 | 52 | 11 | 6 |
2092 | You really think I have the best diet, Debra? | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
2093 | My name is Bronze, James Bronze-age. Nice lamp! | 1.3333 | 0.06845 | 84 | 63 | 14 | 7 |
2094 | I’m rethinking the idea of a simpler life..it sounded more exciting 6 months ago! | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
2095 | I'm not ready to get out when the pandemic is over. | 1.3333 | 0.07647 | 57 | 41 | 13 | 3 |
2096 | You looked different in your cave painting | 1.3333 | 0.07052 | 69 | 50 | 15 | 4 |
2097 | I prefer the term caveperson ...but yes this neighborhood is really turning around | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
2098 | Seriously, if you figured out how to get lighting in here you can figure out my milk frother. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
2099 | Cave drawings are so last year, I'm waiting for the internet to be invented. | 1.3333 | 0.06102 | 75 | 52 | 21 | 2 |
2100 | Oh Mildred, it really doesn't feel like you're getting into the spirit of reenactment. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
2101 | Yeah, the light is great, but the Jones’ have a door. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
2102 | I thought there was a dress code | 1.3333 | 0.06419 | 69 | 48 | 19 | 2 |
2103 | now it's a coffee table and next it'll be a wifi router huh? | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
2104 | We need to have a chat about your man cave... | 1.3333 | 0.06941 | 66 | 47 | 16 | 3 |
2105 | This is cave, not cafe. | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
2106 | It's our special stone drip grind." | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
2107 | Just because we live in a cave doesn't mean you have to dress like it. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
2108 | that outfit is so yesterday! | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
2109 | Up late working on the wheel again... | 1.3295 | 0.06804 | 88 | 67 | 13 | 8 |
2110 | I used to be in a Rock band,now I just make Club music. | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
2111 | Of course I'm happy you moved in, but your Ikea stuff just doesn't work in my man cave. | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
2112 | Aren't you getting a little out of era? | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
2113 | Mid century modern for you and something more primal for me. | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
2114 | Next, it needs something on the wall. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
2115 | We have 26 offers and 10 are over asking” | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
2116 | I'm here to warn you about the future. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
2117 | Since our paleo diet worked out so well I figured,why stop there. | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
2118 | There really is a light at the end of the tunnel then. | 1.3293 | 0.06025 | 82 | 58 | 21 | 3 |
2119 | I didn't think you'd come back. | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
2120 | I see, you have been gathering again.... | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
2121 | l feel like life is caving in on me | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
2122 | A long lost connection have been found | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
2123 | Well, now it's a Meg cave | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
2124 | I wore my mask, where's yours? | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
2125 | Most man caves aren't literal. | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
2126 | Fire is cool, Target is better | 1.3291 | 0.07143 | 79 | 60 | 12 | 7 |
2127 | I know it’s modern, but I’ll never get used to this minimalist furniture. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
2128 | What do you mean the lockdown is over? | 1.3289 | 0.07583 | 76 | 59 | 9 | 8 |
2129 | Going back to a prehistoric lifestyle to avoid Covid 19 doesn't include overhead lights and hot coffee Karen. | 1.3289 | 0.07583 | 76 | 59 | 9 | 8 |
2130 | Some days I dont think we are on the same era, much less the same rock. | 1.3289 | 0.05739 | 76 | 52 | 23 | 1 |
2131 | It's as though we've been living two different lives. | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
2132 | The Tesla salesman never told me about that silver switch on the dash. Where do you think the kids ended up? | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
2133 | Any chance of getting some oat milk for my cup of coffee? | 1.3289 | 0.05739 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2134 | So, if people ask, we’re not ‘living in a cave’ – we’re ‘modeling a sustainable lifestyle’? | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 53 | 21 | 2 |
2135 | I’m just not ready to go back out there. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 62 | 6 | 8 |
2136 | I know we teased that you were looking a little uncivilized in our weekly Zoom calls, but this is worse than I expected. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
2137 | You've gone too far with the Paleo diet. | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
2138 | What do you mean you're out of bagels? | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
2139 | So, that's a no on the man cave? | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
2140 | Is this back to the past? | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
2141 | Someday my people will wake up and smell what? | 1.3288 | 0.06185 | 73 | 51 | 20 | 2 |
2142 | I came here for your Paleo menu. | 1.3288 | 0.07313 | 73 | 55 | 12 | 6 |
2143 | You did mention you're a bit old-school. | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
2144 | when I said paint the walls I meant blue. | 1.3288 | 0.04800 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2145 | I'm vaccinated and ready to move home. | 1.3286 | 0.07538 | 70 | 53 | 11 | 6 |
2146 | You came all the way from the future and you didn't even think to bring me a latte? | 1.3286 | 0.07808 | 70 | 54 | 9 | 7 |
2147 | You say "cave," I say "starter home." | 1.3286 | 0.08068 | 70 | 55 | 7 | 8 |
2148 | There's a 10,000 year wait for coffee. Can I get you a cup of mud? | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
2149 | It’s basically a hipster Café but we decided to make it reaaally vintage. | 1.3286 | 0.07538 | 70 | 53 | 11 | 6 |
2150 | It's the cleanest shirt I have | 1.3286 | 0.07538 | 70 | 53 | 11 | 6 |
2151 | You are not getting this “Back to basics” idea right Kate. | 1.3284 | 0.07177 | 67 | 49 | 14 | 4 |
2152 | I’m sorry your latte is cold. We haven’t discovered fire yet. | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
2153 | It's called ultra-minimalism, honey. | 1.3284 | 0.06854 | 67 | 48 | 16 | 3 |
2154 | I think I've just evolved out of this relationship. | 1.3284 | 0.06854 | 67 | 48 | 16 | 3 |
2155 | Sometimes I feel like I'd be better off with a Neanderthal. | 1.3284 | 0.07177 | 67 | 49 | 14 | 4 |
2156 | You look nothing like your Tinder photos.... | 1.3284 | 0.06854 | 67 | 48 | 16 | 3 |
2157 | When the brown woman appeared in his cave he knew the Mancaucacene was over. | 1.3284 | 0.07782 | 67 | 51 | 10 | 6 |
2158 | You've been waiting for eons? | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
2159 | Next, I suppose you'll want me to start leaving the toilet seat down. | 1.3284 | 0.06516 | 67 | 47 | 18 | 2 |
2160 | I think we should see a paleontologist. | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
2161 | Don't try to civilize me, it's too early for that man | 1.3284 | 0.07177 | 67 | 49 | 14 | 4 |
2162 | I step away for one sec, and my firewood gets up-cycled to a table!! | 1.3284 | 0.06854 | 67 | 48 | 16 | 3 |
2163 | Now that things are reopening, I’d like to move back to the city. | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
2164 | Tell me more of this IKEA and its meatballs. | 1.3281 | 0.08047 | 64 | 49 | 9 | 6 |
2165 | While you were out hunting, I invented electricity, furniture, coffee, appropriate clothing, and a new tool I think you'll like called a razor. | 1.3281 | 0.07405 | 64 | 47 | 13 | 4 |
2166 | So, how long have you been living alone? | 1.3281 | 0.07733 | 64 | 48 | 11 | 5 |
2167 | Now that you've broken the clay ceiling, what next? | 1.3281 | 0.07405 | 64 | 47 | 13 | 4 |
2168 | I think I’ve taken my man cave concept too far | 1.3281 | 0.08350 | 64 | 50 | 7 | 7 |
2169 | What took you so long? | 1.3281 | 0.08047 | 64 | 49 | 9 | 6 |
2170 | No, no Coq au vin, no food fads at the Paleo Cafe | 1.3279 | 0.07288 | 61 | 44 | 14 | 3 |
2171 | You can use the rock. | 1.3279 | 0.08003 | 61 | 46 | 10 | 5 |
2172 | Jane longed for an old-fashioned type guy. | 1.3279 | 0.07288 | 61 | 44 | 14 | 3 |
2173 | They’re called pants Carl. | 1.3279 | 0.07288 | 61 | 44 | 14 | 3 |
2174 | Does this dress make me look fat?” “No matter what I answer it will hurt your feelings. | 1.3279 | 0.08003 | 61 | 46 | 10 | 5 |
2175 | I know it's a little dated but you'll need to put down 20k over asking if you want a shot. | 1.3276 | 0.07927 | 58 | 43 | 11 | 4 |
2176 | Do you think we're taking "small carbon footprint" a little too far? | 1.3276 | 0.07927 | 58 | 43 | 11 | 4 |
2177 | I’m not disappointed to see you, it’s just that I’d imagined something else when everyone told me there’d be light at the end of the tunnel. | 1.3276 | 0.08300 | 58 | 44 | 9 | 5 |
2178 | The good news is..... | 1.3276 | 0.07536 | 58 | 42 | 13 | 3 |
2179 | I went out to find an iPhone for you but nobody expects a shipment of them for another 80,000 years. | 1.3273 | 0.07809 | 55 | 40 | 12 | 3 |
2180 | Come back home, the kids miss you. | 1.3271 | 0.06197 | 107 | 82 | 15 | 10 |
2181 | Can we have a white picket what? | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
2182 | Don't you think you might be taking this whole "palio" thing a bit too far? | 1.3267 | 0.05286 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
2183 | The diet I could do, but I think the paleo lifestyle is a bit much. | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
2184 | One more week in quarantine and I'll be married to a chimp | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
2185 | So, tell me about your mother... | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
2186 | We could do with some wall scratches. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
2187 | Redecorating during the pandemic really made us take ownership of the “rustic” look. It was that morning when I realized Paul really needed to get out of the house. | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
2188 | Is Pepsi ok? | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
2189 | Would you like to see my art collection? | 1.3253 | 0.06880 | 83 | 63 | 13 | 7 |
2190 | - Uh! No thanks I’m fine by myself | 1.3253 | 0.06880 | 83 | 63 | 13 | 7 |
2191 | I think I want to start seeing other cave people | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
2192 | Sorry I can't join you. The sign says "No shoes, no shirt, no service." | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
2193 | This isn’t working. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
2194 | You're not the same hominid I fell in love with. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
2195 | Honey, I think you took this whole 'man cave' thing a little too far. | 1.3250 | 0.07065 | 80 | 61 | 12 | 7 |
2196 | Have you seen my club? I'll be back in three days with dinner, sweetheart! | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
2197 | You could’ve brought an extra chair | 1.3250 | 0.07065 | 80 | 61 | 12 | 7 |
2198 | You'll have to look elsewhere. This is now a she shed. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
2199 | I'm not ready to go back to civilization yet. | 1.3247 | 0.07025 | 77 | 58 | 13 | 6 |
2200 | No, but we do have soy milk. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
2201 | Just so you know, the vegan unpasteurized milk is 5 pebbles more. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
2202 | Go get your shoes. Dad is waiting in the car. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
2203 | I can’t keep living like this. | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
2204 | It will be a 4,500 year wait for your coffee. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
2205 | I'm sorry, Gronk. I've moved on. | 1.3243 | 0.07227 | 74 | 56 | 12 | 6 |
2206 | honey, we've been vaccinated for weeks, you need to shower and go outside | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
2207 | Honey, you do know the hairdressers are re-open right? " @newyorkercartoon | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
2208 | Honey, did you see what our cave is going for on Zillow?! | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
2209 | This is just my Covid beard | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
2210 | I don't recommend the pterodactyl wings. They're a little old. | 1.3239 | 0.07711 | 71 | 55 | 9 | 7 |
2211 | I was only gone a year and two months, and now I don't have a seat at the table? | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
2212 | Do you have any idea how long it will be until mid-century modern will be in style? | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
2213 | I see the pandemic wasn't good to you | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
2214 | If you'd like something with that, I'd be happy to go out and club something for you. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
2215 | With the upgrade to the authentic stone bed we‘re at $2300 per night. | 1.3239 | 0.07445 | 71 | 54 | 11 | 6 |
2216 | No, I dont think that my new apartment is a bit "hipster". | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
2217 | It’s never going to work between us. There’s just too many millennia between us. | 1.3235 | 0.06438 | 68 | 48 | 18 | 2 |
2218 | I never thought I wanted an open floor plan | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
2219 | I'm sorry Chuck. I can't keep living in the past. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
2220 | All these modern conveniences are nice, but do we really have to keep up with the Flintstones? | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
2221 | So women DO mature faster. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
2222 | We're easing slowly back into indoor dining | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
2223 | You misunderstood. I said “cocktails at The Cave, man.” | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
2224 | I may have gone a bit overboard with the Paleo diet. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
2225 | I am aware of Mike Pence’s view on the topic but we could really use a second income right now. | 1.3235 | 0.07962 | 68 | 53 | 8 | 7 |
2226 | Don’t mind me. Just practicing living on essentials. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
2227 | we STILL need to talk | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
2228 | I confirmed with the kitchen that nobody knows what oat milk is. | 1.3231 | 0.06617 | 65 | 46 | 17 | 2 |
2229 | The wall art is not for sale. | 1.3231 | 0.06243 | 65 | 45 | 19 | 1 |
2230 | Geological time is just a number. | 1.3231 | 0.06971 | 65 | 47 | 15 | 3 |
2231 | Wow—and I thought my work-from-home office was bad. | 1.3231 | 0.07630 | 65 | 49 | 11 | 5 |
2232 | I don’t like the office either, but this is a little too remote. | 1.3231 | 0.06971 | 65 | 47 | 15 | 3 |
2233 | Me Barista. You Jane. | 1.3231 | 0.06971 | 65 | 47 | 15 | 3 |
2234 | Our Special today is mastodon shank. It’s to die for” | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
2235 | Wut? It's called mid-Neolithic Modern. | 1.3226 | 0.06693 | 93 | 72 | 12 | 9 |
2236 | But now you should know that the “juxtaposition of incongruities” is at the heart of the comedic flourish. | 1.3226 | 0.07891 | 62 | 47 | 10 | 5 |
2237 | In the future, please refrain from calling it a She Shed. | 1.3226 | 0.07548 | 62 | 46 | 12 | 4 |
2238 | What’s a mid century? | 1.3226 | 0.07189 | 62 | 45 | 14 | 3 |
2239 | Kale salad again? Is there any wooly mammoth left? | 1.3226 | 0.07548 | 62 | 46 | 12 | 4 |
2240 | Ever hear the saying, "Wrong place, wrong time?" | 1.3226 | 0.06812 | 62 | 44 | 16 | 2 |
2241 | but everyone at the office misses you. | 1.3226 | 0.07548 | 62 | 46 | 12 | 4 |
2242 | Your modernity is weighing on my Neanderthal proclivities." | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
2243 | What did you do with my wife? | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
2244 | Your palio-latte-mocha will be out in 2 centuries. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
2245 | You know it and I know it, you have always brought out the caveman in me. | 1.3220 | 0.07428 | 59 | 43 | 13 | 3 |
2246 | It not you. It me. | 1.3220 | 0.08177 | 59 | 45 | 9 | 5 |
2247 | I'll have the mammoth on rye, please | 1.3220 | 0.07024 | 59 | 42 | 15 | 2 |
2248 | Welcome to Pete’s Paleo Palace. I’ll be your Caveman this evening. | 1.3220 | 0.08177 | 59 | 45 | 9 | 5 |
2249 | James, I think this 'No shave November' thing has gone too far | 1.3220 | 0.07812 | 59 | 44 | 11 | 4 |
2250 | What do you mean, no WiFi? | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
2251 | but I thought you were okay with my minimalistic lifestyle | 1.3218 | 0.06838 | 87 | 67 | 12 | 8 |
2252 | You told me to order the classic fit and now you’re saying it’s too boxy? | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
2253 | Do you like the furniture I gathered? | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
2254 | In retrospect we shouldn’t have named it ‘The Cave Inn’. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
2255 | You call that retro? | 1.3214 | 0.08493 | 56 | 43 | 8 | 5 |
2256 | Thanks, but I already have insurance | 1.3214 | 0.06111 | 112 | 87 | 14 | 11 |
2257 | These hipster bars are getting ridiculous | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
2258 | Yes. I am going outside of the cave wearing my pandemic outfit because it’s haute trending, in vaccinated and I have nailed my Covid hair style, so I’m ready to hit the streets... also, my Moomoo covers up my Pandemic Lbs. So I feel good about this. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
2259 | Gender gap is real | 1.3214 | 0.07256 | 56 | 40 | 14 | 2 |
2260 | What do you mean back in MY day? Who are you? | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
2261 | I know I said I was okay with a minimalist lifestyle,but this is a little too much. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
2262 | I’m sorry - I feel like one of us just isn’t evolving in this relationship. | 1.3210 | 0.05781 | 81 | 57 | 22 | 2 |
2263 | You've changed me, Brenda. I've thrown away the club. | 1.3208 | 0.08422 | 53 | 40 | 9 | 4 |
2264 | Over this last year I've kinda relaxed the expectations I have of myself. | 1.3208 | 0.08842 | 53 | 41 | 7 | 5 |
2265 | ...and how long have you felt our relationship hasn't been evolving, Jenny? | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
2266 | Why do you get to wear the pants in the family? | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
2267 | Do we have a daily special? Only on days we are lucky. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
2268 | For a two by two foot square area to draw on will cost one raptor kill! | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
2269 | This is my first time out of my own cave in ages. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
2270 | The revival of Time Travel Wife Swap was not working out for Carol | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
2271 | There better be a solar panel up there. | 1.3200 | 0.05745 | 75 | 52 | 22 | 1 |
2272 | We never really talk anymore. You just grunt. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
2273 | Enough with the au naturel! | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
2274 | Ok honey, I think you’ve taken the paleo diet as far as it can go. | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
2275 | MPGA - Make Pangaea Great Again | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
2276 | Honey, it’s time for you to go back to the office. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
2277 | I think our lives are going in different directions. | 1.3200 | 0.06051 | 75 | 53 | 20 | 2 |
2278 | We have electricity now | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
2279 | It's stoneware? Big deal. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
2280 | Cave wife say work wife toxic. | 1.3194 | 0.07869 | 72 | 57 | 7 | 8 |
2281 | Unshaven, filthy, and poorly drawn is no way to go through life son | 1.3194 | 0.07616 | 72 | 56 | 9 | 7 |
2282 | Which one of us is supposed to be talking? | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
2283 | Our special today is Teriyaki Brontosaurus with a balsamic glaze. | 1.3194 | 0.05876 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2284 | Well anyway, thanks for hosting my two-week intensive Paleo diet program. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
2285 | You didn't save me a seat? | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
2286 | Glad to see I was not being catfished | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
2287 | You seem distant. | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
2288 | I can't serve you without an i.d. for which age | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
2289 | Is that Gucci? | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
2290 | So our dating questionnaires confirmed how compatible we are. | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
2291 | No, I don't work here. I live here. | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
2292 | So you aren’t into me painting buffalo and hand prints everywhere? | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
2293 | What does one wear to their first ‘welcome back to life after quarantine’ barbecue?” “Not that. | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
2294 | We don't do croissants. Would you like a pinecone to nibble on? | 1.3188 | 0.07860 | 69 | 54 | 8 | 7 |
2295 | The chair came after Fire | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
2296 | Sorry, the wooly mammoth club sandwich is 86d because of extinction. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
2297 | Why are you wearing shoes? | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
2298 | We need to draw. | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
2299 | I'm sorry, Gork, I had to move on. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
2300 | Care for some Equal or Sweet'N Low? | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
2301 | Honey, I think you've taken the Paleo Diet too literally. | 1.3188 | 0.07584 | 69 | 53 | 10 | 6 |
2302 | See, I told you we need a screen door. | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
2303 | Least convenient holiday to lose my luggage. | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
2304 | You had to one-up my shed. | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
2305 | You’ve taken this retro thing way too far. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
2306 | You were looking younger on your profile picture | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
2307 | Ever think about brightening this place up with some pictures? | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
2308 | I don’t think this is working, Gronk. It’s like we’re from two different eras. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
2309 | We upgraded from survivalist to minimalist while you were out working on your wheel. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
2310 | Your man-cave needed that magic Keurig touch, Gary. You’re welcome. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
2311 | Grog, feel like we grow apart. | 1.3182 | 0.06167 | 66 | 46 | 19 | 1 |
2312 | Dear, I think you are taking "shelter in place" a bit too far. | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
2313 | Spare some change? | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
2314 | I don't think this hunter-gatherer relationship should affect only me." | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
2315 | Stacey suspected Thag had lied about his age. His profile said Mesolithic but he was clearly Paleolithic. | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
2316 | ‘Is it so bad in the future?’ | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
2317 | What’s the WiFi code? | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
2318 | My Designer calls it 'Early Cromag.' | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2319 | Feng Shui enough? | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
2320 | I just think you’ve taken paleo a little too far. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
2321 | I hope you came with a big appetite. Our special today is mammoth. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2322 | I get the feeling you haven't had a customer in, like, ages. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
2323 | You said we should take a break from our devices... | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
2324 | Yes, I'll leave you an great review on airbnb" | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2325 | Take off my dress and go find me some cream | 1.3175 | 0.07781 | 63 | 48 | 10 | 5 |
2326 | Our next invention should be how to froth the milk. | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
2327 | One club-full of sugar or two? | 1.3175 | 0.07445 | 63 | 47 | 12 | 4 |
2328 | Whatever you do, don't go to 2020. | 1.3175 | 0.08414 | 63 | 50 | 6 | 7 |
2329 | Listen, Trog. Sometimes people just grow apart. | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
2330 | I would love to have a coffee with you, but I'm on a Paleo diet right now. | 1.3175 | 0.07093 | 63 | 46 | 14 | 3 |
2331 | I was hoping for a bit less “rugged,” and more evolved. | 1.3175 | 0.07093 | 63 | 46 | 14 | 3 |
2332 | When I wished to go back to pre-pandemic times, I was thinking more like early 2020.... | 1.3175 | 0.07781 | 63 | 48 | 10 | 5 |
2333 | I don’t suppose you’ve seen my keys have you ? | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
2334 | It's been a long year. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
2335 | - When you told me about giving a minimalist look to the house I really thought you had Scandinavian design in mind... | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
2336 | No thank you. I already have car insurance. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
2337 | I want you to do the interior design for my cave | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
2338 | You didn’t understand Plato’s Republic either? | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
2339 | Am I the only one still taking social distancing seriously? | 1.3171 | 0.05723 | 82 | 58 | 22 | 2 |
2340 | Now that the world is opening up again I'm rethinking my feelings about your new look and our decision to buy this vacation cave. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
2341 | This is what you're building in our basement? | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
2342 | You can come out of your cave, we have achieved herd immunity! | 1.3167 | 0.08058 | 60 | 46 | 9 | 5 |
2343 | So this is what you do with my wheel?! | 1.3167 | 0.08401 | 60 | 47 | 7 | 6 |
2344 | I love what you've done with the place. You've really preserved the history. | 1.3167 | 0.07699 | 60 | 45 | 11 | 4 |
2345 | Is it just me or does this virtual work space tell me way more than I ever needed to know about my co-workers? | 1.3167 | 0.07699 | 60 | 45 | 11 | 4 |
2346 | I see you’re back. I’ve totally evolved since you’ve been away. | 1.3167 | 0.06926 | 60 | 43 | 15 | 2 |
2347 | Well, the light, table, chair and cup is a definite start, but you still have a really long way to go... | 1.3167 | 0.07699 | 60 | 45 | 11 | 4 |
2348 | You should try one – I feel so free & easy on the hunt – really allows my skin to breathe. | 1.3167 | 0.07699 | 60 | 45 | 11 | 4 |
2349 | Sparkling or still? | 1.3167 | 0.07699 | 60 | 45 | 11 | 4 |
2350 | Now that we are both vaccinated, why don’t you go to a barber? That pandemic beard is so 2020. | 1.3167 | 0.07699 | 60 | 45 | 11 | 4 |
2351 | I appreciate that you put in electricity, but it still doesn’t feel like “our” place. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2352 | When did you come from? | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
2353 | I didn’t mean a literal cave John. Just somewhere where the neighbors won’t ask us to a potluck. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
2354 | So not wanting a breakfast nook in my man cave makes me a Neanderthal? | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
2355 | Centuries from not, this table will be known as Mid Century Modern | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
2356 | look at it this way, it could be worse. | 1.3158 | 0.07978 | 57 | 43 | 10 | 4 |
2357 | I'm sorry, Jim, but I just don't know if I can go on living with someone who's perpetually stuck in the past. | 1.3158 | 0.07149 | 57 | 41 | 14 | 2 |
2358 | Our marriage will never survive unless you buy-in to the full cave dweller motif. | 1.3158 | 0.06130 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
2359 | The barista is right up there with fire and the wheel. | 1.3158 | 0.08361 | 57 | 44 | 8 | 5 |
2360 | I get the 'sale' part. Explain again about 'fire' | 1.3158 | 0.09080 | 57 | 46 | 4 | 7 |
2361 | You seem progressive. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2362 | Out of mastodon. Grubs Neanderthal is kinda interesting. | 1.3158 | 0.07149 | 57 | 41 | 14 | 2 |
2363 | I was told there’d be no Zoom here | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
2364 | Existential threat preparations aside, you do know you’re homeless, right? | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2365 | Ya know, babe, sometimes it feels like you're not sold on our back-to-paleo agreement. | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
2366 | Have you seen my sandals? | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2367 | Nice, a light near the end of the tunnel” | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
2368 | I thought my sister was joking when she described the dating scene as "coffee and cavemen." | 1.3158 | 0.07978 | 57 | 43 | 10 | 4 |
2369 | I don't mean to be a bear... | 1.3158 | 0.07149 | 57 | 41 | 14 | 2 |
2370 | This job is making me bat crazy. | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 57 | 10 | 6 |
2371 | If you are done with your caveman fantasy, you can carry me over your shoulder until we get back to our condo. | 1.3151 | 0.07267 | 73 | 56 | 11 | 6 |
2372 | And how, exactly, am I supposed to "Pull up a chair?" | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
2373 | We've both been vaccinated; don't you think we can go out now? | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
2374 | Fine, I'll try therapy. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2375 | It was then that Zach realized that maybe his man-cave was a bit too cheugy. | 1.3151 | 0.07267 | 73 | 56 | 11 | 6 |
2376 | So you're saying minimalism got you here? | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2377 | It’s not you, it’s Mesolithic. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2378 | Would it help if I shaved my legs? | 1.3148 | 0.07853 | 54 | 40 | 11 | 3 |
2379 | I got you the light. What's plumbing? | 1.3148 | 0.08697 | 54 | 42 | 7 | 5 |
2380 | You’re right. The writing’s on the wall. I’m finally ready to accept help. | 1.3148 | 0.09090 | 54 | 43 | 5 | 6 |
2381 | Hi, my name Oog. I'll be your server today. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
2382 | I'm done with gathering. I've decided to be a cave painter. | 1.3146 | 0.04950 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2383 | First day going back into the office huh? | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
2384 | It is better if you sit. There’s something I need to tell you. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
2385 | Are you the futurologist? | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
2386 | Do you have anything that's paleo? | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
2387 | Soooooooooo, I've decided not to evolve, is that a problem? | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
2388 | You must be new around here. That’s my usual table... | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
2389 | I think you're taking the idea of man cave too literally. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
2390 | I know, but my photo on Tinder was taken before the pandemic. | 1.3143 | 0.07489 | 70 | 54 | 10 | 6 |
2391 | I know it's been awhile since you last opened but where are he pastries? | 1.3143 | 0.06119 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2392 | Well, John, I think you’ve proven your point that both fashion AND decor are cyclical. | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
2393 | you have been working from home way to long man | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
2394 | Sorry, no outlets. Also, what’s an outlet? | 1.3143 | 0.07489 | 70 | 54 | 10 | 6 |
2395 | The brontosaurus burger is prepared over an open flame, assuming we can find two sticks to rub together. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
2396 | This neighborhood is gentrifiying very rapidly! | 1.3137 | 0.09071 | 51 | 40 | 6 | 5 |
2397 | You may be the breadwinner, but I'm still the hunter-gatherer here. | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
2398 | It's time we discussed rejoining civilization. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
2399 | I decided we need a more modern look”. | 1.3134 | 0.06795 | 67 | 49 | 15 | 3 |
2400 | If we split up, who gets the table? | 1.3134 | 0.06454 | 67 | 48 | 17 | 2 |
2401 | Ok, you can stay, but the furniture needs to go. | 1.3134 | 0.06795 | 67 | 49 | 15 | 3 |
2402 | So, I hear you’re into antiques | 1.3134 | 0.07729 | 67 | 52 | 9 | 6 |
2403 | Don’t worry, whatever is said in this therapy cave, in the middle of nowhere with no one around for miles, stays here. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
2404 | You seem to be too old for me but thank you! | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
2405 | I'm not caving into buying this place | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
2406 | The chef has a lovely filet mastodon today. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
2407 | I wish this place had more paleo options. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
2408 | Let’s talk about kids. What names do you like for a Neanderthal? | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
2409 | I am sure you have another mammoth lie about why there's no dinner tonight | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
2410 | Can you let me know the WiFi password in here? | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
2411 | Do you have both of your shots? | 1.3125 | 0.07992 | 64 | 50 | 8 | 6 |
2412 | Honey, did you get all that from Ikea? | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
2413 | I don't think I'm getting the results I expected from this Paleo diet. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
2414 | Decaf or regular? | 1.3125 | 0.07675 | 64 | 49 | 10 | 5 |
2415 | It's just that you're so basic. | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
2416 | Food is good,place looks nice,the mammoths you get used to. | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
2417 | Honey, I think I need a man cave. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
2418 | I invented 'it's not you it's me!' | 1.3125 | 0.07675 | 64 | 49 | 10 | 5 |
2419 | Look, I'm tired of this hunter-gatherer relationship. I need to evolve. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
2420 | They're cold, but LEDs last hundreds of years. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
2421 | So sorry you're disappointed about not seeing The Stones at the Hard Rock Cafe. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
2422 | I'm guessing this is slow roasted? | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
2423 | Tell me again how the future is better. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
2424 | I'm not going to continue this conversation until you can find a more civilized tone of voice. | 1.3125 | 0.07675 | 64 | 49 | 10 | 5 |
2425 | I made it a cafe. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
2426 | My name is Rocco, thank you for dining with us tonight. I thought you may want to hear our wild catch of the day! | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
2427 | It won't work if you hang on to the future. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
2428 | I AM the manager, Karen. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
2429 | I know we've evolved and adapted during the pandemic but everyone is still expected to come back to the office. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
2430 | Zog, we need to grunt. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
2431 | Member, hatchback, practical, amoeba, Waterloo, tungsten. ....but all we have is decaf. | 1.3125 | 0.07388 | 48 | 34 | 13 | 1 |
2432 | Sorry I’m late I discovered fire | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
2433 | Just telling you as a co-worker and a friend, this company is evolving.... | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2434 | I can't write down your order, writing hasn't been developed yet. | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
2435 | Don’t try those caveman tactics on me! | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
2436 | 23 and Me said you were my relative...I want my money back. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2437 | Do you close once Hunter/Gatherer season kicks back up? | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
2438 | Rosalind, you have to stop treating me like I'm from the Stone Age. | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
2439 | Why you wearing my dress? | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2440 | I call it “gentrification” | 1.3115 | 0.07941 | 61 | 47 | 9 | 5 |
2441 | I talked to the contractor. | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
2442 | You just have to come to terms with it. I’ve evolved. | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
2443 | Honey, when you said you were setting up your new man cave, I just naturally thought..... | 1.3115 | 0.06419 | 61 | 43 | 17 | 1 |
2444 | I told you to make it homey, not modern. | 1.3115 | 0.08278 | 61 | 48 | 7 | 6 |
2445 | I think we’ve out grown each other. | 1.3115 | 0.06832 | 61 | 44 | 15 | 2 |
2446 | Yes, Outlander is my favorite show and, no, this did not turn out as I expected. | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
2447 | I know you can’t understand me Grog, but I think we need to see other people. | 1.3115 | 0.07221 | 61 | 45 | 13 | 3 |
2448 | I think you’re the one who has stopped evolving in this relationship. You won’t even wear your pants anymore. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2449 | Hunting and gathering isn't paying bills, so I'm asking for a divorce. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2450 | Of course we can't see eye to eye on things. You're living in another century! | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
2451 | I’ll be giving your cafe 5 stars on GRUNT. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2452 | He got the house, the car and the dog. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2453 | It's not you, Klogg, it's me...I've...evolved. | 1.3108 | 0.07180 | 74 | 57 | 11 | 6 |
2454 | I’ve been in quarantine since the Paleolithic era - I’m going to need something stronger. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2455 | Who’s ready for return to office? | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2456 | It's just that, when you said you were paleo, this wasn't what I was expecting. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2457 | Oh yeah. Well I feel like I waited a millennia for a good table, too. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
2458 | I went strict Paleo, and it pretty much snowballed from there. | 1.3103 | 0.07858 | 58 | 44 | 10 | 4 |
2459 | Have you been living under a rock? No one orders oat milk anymore. | 1.3103 | 0.07046 | 58 | 42 | 14 | 2 |
2460 | How long have you been here? | 1.3103 | 0.07463 | 58 | 43 | 12 | 3 |
2461 | I'm here to discuss you car's warranty | 1.3103 | 0.08234 | 58 | 45 | 8 | 5 |
2462 | I give up my job, get rid of all earthly possessions, and you want us to move back to SoHo? | 1.3103 | 0.07858 | 58 | 44 | 10 | 4 |
2463 | Philosophical enlightenment was a mistake | 1.3103 | 0.07046 | 58 | 42 | 14 | 2 |
2464 | Sorry, Ma’am. Outdoor dining only. | 1.3103 | 0.07463 | 58 | 43 | 12 | 3 |
2465 | It’s mid epoch modern. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
2466 | When we seated you, you said your entire party was here. We're going to need you to give up the table. | 1.3103 | 0.07463 | 58 | 43 | 12 | 3 |
2467 | Just want to meet an old-fashioned guy? CaveDate.com | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2468 | Your sous vide egg bites will be another sixty thousand years. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2469 | We need to have a grunt. | 1.3099 | 0.07663 | 71 | 56 | 8 | 7 |
2470 | Seriously,you did not come back to this cave without the oatmilk. | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
2471 | Would you like to draw on the walls while you wait? | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2472 | "Brian, I think you've taken this minimalism thing too far." | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
2473 | You look nothing like your profile cave drawing. | 1.3099 | 0.07396 | 71 | 55 | 10 | 6 |
2474 | I'm willing to live off-grid with you but coffee is non-negotiable. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
2475 | Private, recently updated, north facing dwelling with expansive property. If you list it above your asking price it’ll fetch at least 3x that, believe me. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
2476 | Women are equals. Chang my mind. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
2477 | Sorry, Ayak, I’m on my break. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
2478 | When did we agree to transition from man-cave to dining nook? | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
2479 | I’m hunting for a wolly mammoth rug, I think it’ll really tie the room together. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2480 | We haven't invented chairs yet. May I pull up a rock? | 1.3091 | 0.07281 | 55 | 40 | 13 | 2 |
2481 | All we need now to make it feel like home is a few pictographs. | 1.3091 | 0.07730 | 55 | 41 | 11 | 3 |
2482 | I have the menu memorized - water. | 1.3091 | 0.08557 | 55 | 43 | 7 | 5 |
2483 | We've been open since before the pandemic. | 1.3091 | 0.07730 | 55 | 41 | 11 | 3 |
2484 | When you said we should go "Paleo", I thought you just meant our diet. | 1.3091 | 0.08557 | 55 | 43 | 7 | 5 |
2485 | Feel free to run wild, I’ll keep myself domestic and civilized | 1.3091 | 0.07730 | 55 | 41 | 11 | 3 |
2486 | I’m sorry Elaine, you’re just moving too fast for me. | 1.3091 | 0.07730 | 55 | 41 | 11 | 3 |
2487 | The evolution of outdoor dining: first tents, then igloos, now caves... | 1.3091 | 0.06803 | 55 | 39 | 15 | 1 |
2488 | I asked the genie to transfer me a million yen, not a million years. | 1.3091 | 0.08154 | 55 | 42 | 9 | 4 |
2489 | I’ve evolved | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2490 | I used to work here before it became a Starbucks. | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
2491 | You sold all our stuff for Bitcoin, didn’t you? | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
2492 | I’m getting sick of working from home | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2493 | Sure, your book said we had to move to this cave and get rid of all our worldly possessions, but why do I need to dress like this? | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
2494 | Ah...I see you discovered the new Ikea. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2495 | The paleo diet was one thing, but this is getting out of control. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2496 | Weaving? Carpentry? Electricity? Pottery? How long have I been napping? | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
2497 | Sorry, my online dating photo is not current. Neither am I.” | 1.3088 | 0.07629 | 68 | 53 | 9 | 6 |
2498 | So, is this a ‘real clothes’ place, or can I keep wearing this? | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2499 | I'm sorry, but it's time to move on. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2500 | „When your tinder account said that you’re a conservative guy glorifying the past, I thought you’re just a white old man voting for the Republicans...“ | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
2501 | I’m sorry! No mask no service! | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
2502 | I recommend a Paleo diet and you’ll feel as good as new! | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
2503 | The same, but different. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2504 | Is that a dress or a tunic? | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
2505 | I think this "man cave" thing has gone too far... | 1.3077 | 0.08025 | 52 | 39 | 10 | 3 |
2506 | You've taken this man cave thing a bit too far. | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
2507 | You must be Grog. | 1.3077 | 0.07882 | 65 | 51 | 8 | 6 |
2508 | I still don't see how this is so much better than my pile of rocks. | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
2509 | .and I bet you are going to tell me that you have a problem with the Woman wearing the pants in the Family...? | 1.3077 | 0.07369 | 78 | 62 | 8 | 8 |
2510 | This just might work because I like to wear the pants in the house. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2511 | We need to talk about who's going to wear the pants around here. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2512 | "Just how long have you been up?" | 1.3077 | 0.07571 | 65 | 50 | 10 | 5 |
2513 | So what do you do? | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
2514 | You're so yesterday! | 1.3077 | 0.07369 | 78 | 62 | 8 | 8 |
2515 | Don’t be such a Neanderthal. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2516 | The coffee maker hasn’t been invented yet. Is there anything else that I can get you? | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
2517 | Hi, I made a reservation 1 year ago for outdoor-indoor-outdoor dining under “Wallace”, but I’m hoping your dress code is flexible. | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
2518 | Is Covid over yet? | 1.3077 | 0.07571 | 65 | 50 | 10 | 5 |
2519 | We run out of croissants, but I can offer you freshly hunted mammoth | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
2520 | And I was thinking the saber tooth rug could go here. | 1.3077 | 0.07369 | 78 | 62 | 8 | 8 |
2521 | Sooooo, you're saying I can't let go of the past? I don't see what you're talking about... | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2522 | 2% brontosaurus milk ok ? | 1.3077 | 0.07882 | 65 | 51 | 8 | 6 |
2523 | You’re quite late. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
2524 | Is there a gluten free option for the Eucharist? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
2525 | Darlene, I thought told you not to redecorate my man cave | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
2526 | I don't know who you are anymore. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2527 | Could you paint something on the walls for posterity? | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2528 | Excuse me, miss—I believe you’re in the wrong century. | 1.3067 | 0.05687 | 75 | 53 | 21 | 1 |
2529 | Our mammoth special today is free range and grass fed. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2530 | When the genie offered mid-century modern, I thought she meant this century. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2531 | Sorry Lenore, the vegan lifestyle is just a deal breaker for me. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2532 | No, I am not Jerry Garcia, but I am from San Francisco!! | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2533 | When you finally have your first date with the guy you met online before the COVID-19 pandemic. | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
2534 | let's talk about evolution | 1.3067 | 0.06704 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
2535 | Thanks for coming inside. We won’t be opening our drive-through for another 100,000 years. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2536 | Your cave is lovely but have you considered manscaping? | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
2537 | You moved my rock. | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
2538 | Java Man. | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
2539 | OK, IT TAKES ONE...ONE CAVE MAN TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB, OK??? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW. !!!! | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
2540 | I’m well aware of the housing shortage, but I was here first. | 1.3065 | 0.08159 | 62 | 49 | 7 | 6 |
2541 | You really nailed the paleo vibe. | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
2542 | We may be overdoing this whole Paleo thing. | 1.3065 | 0.07828 | 62 | 48 | 9 | 5 |
2543 | Ma’am, this is a paleo coffee house. We only serve prehistoric blends. | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
2544 | Do I have to paint you a picture? | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
2545 | Do you have a menu for the paleo diet? | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
2546 | You were right, modern furniture really ties this place together. | 1.3065 | 0.07828 | 62 | 48 | 9 | 5 |
2547 | IKEA showrooms offer a snapshot of what your future could look like | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
2548 | Am I intruding? | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
2549 | Welcome to the future, may I take your order? | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
2550 | It's actually all from IKEA | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
2551 | Enough is enough. Just get the shot, Fred. | 1.3065 | 0.07828 | 62 | 48 | 9 | 5 |
2552 | I agreed to this ‘back to basics’ thing, but I’m not giving up the coffee maker, Tyler | 1.3065 | 0.07828 | 62 | 48 | 9 | 5 |
2553 | Sure you don’t want a dimmer? | 1.3061 | 0.08847 | 49 | 38 | 7 | 4 |
2554 | Hi, I am your date for the day | 1.3061 | 0.09315 | 49 | 39 | 5 | 5 |
2555 | This isn't just a man cave. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2556 | I thought we were going to consult each other before we made remodeling decisions." | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
2557 | You evolved without me?! | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
2558 | Sorry Carl, but I just had to move on. | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
2559 | Can we at least consider getting cable? | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2560 | I'm sorry, but you're in the wrong cave. | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
2561 | Paleo, Mammoth or Soy? | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
2562 | Honey, we have to grunt. | 1.3056 | 0.05643 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
2563 | 2019 AD, BC.* *Anno Domini, Before Covid. | 1.3056 | 0.07305 | 72 | 56 | 10 | 6 |
2564 | A few drawings of your last mammoth hunt would really brighten the room | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
2565 | Cookies are extra. | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
2566 | So I take it that I’m never gonna wear the pants in this relationship. | 1.3051 | 0.08463 | 59 | 47 | 6 | 6 |
2567 | I know it’s hard, but the Civil Rights Act was passed 57 years ago. | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
2568 | I thought we were going to discuss the furniture purchase together? | 1.3051 | 0.06946 | 59 | 43 | 14 | 2 |
2569 | I felt the least I could do would be to he to help decorate your man cave. | 1.3051 | 0.06046 | 59 | 41 | 18 | 0 |
2570 | By 'evolve our relationship', you mean my clubbing days are over. | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
2571 | I know you like working from home, but I have come to realize that I really miss the office! | 1.3051 | 0.06946 | 59 | 43 | 14 | 2 |
2572 | Sorry, we don’t take Crypto. | 1.3051 | 0.08801 | 59 | 48 | 4 | 7 |
2573 | I’m going to call it Starbucks. | 1.3051 | 0.08110 | 59 | 46 | 8 | 5 |
2574 | It's not appropriation if I let you live here too | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
2575 | Us need talk. | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
2576 | you haven’t seen seen game of thrones either? | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
2577 | Our mammoth is all free-range. | 1.3049 | 0.06873 | 82 | 64 | 11 | 7 |
2578 | I’m sorry but we only serve Paleo dishes here | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
2579 | Your the bread winner...go get bread | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
2580 | I like your Cro Magnon- Scandinavian design. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
2581 | I realize we live in a cave John, but we don't have to look like it. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
2582 | I have to admit that my version of our paleolithic role-playing fantasy didn't involve herbal tea. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2583 | Your midlife crisis has gotten way out of control. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2584 | Welcome to Café Paleo. I'll be your hunter-gatherer. Do you prefer your protein live, clubbed, or blanched in molten lava? | 1.3043 | 0.07531 | 69 | 54 | 9 | 6 |
2585 | At least the roof doesn't leak. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2586 | As you can see, I'm a minimalist. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
2587 | Would you like another woolly mammoth wild pumpkin spice iced cappuccino? | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2588 | It’s time we started talking about your personal evolution. | 1.3043 | 0.07531 | 69 | 54 | 9 | 6 |
2589 | Meeting yourself after COVID-19 | 1.3043 | 0.07531 | 69 | 54 | 9 | 6 |
2590 | Honey, it’s all from Ikea. Greta would approve. I promise | 1.3043 | 0.07809 | 69 | 55 | 7 | 7 |
2591 | Isn’t checkout at 11:00? | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2592 | I want to apologize for clubbing you and dragging you in here by your hair. | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
2593 | I think I'll pull up a rock and join you. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2594 | The kitchen isn't finished yet. | 1.3038 | 0.07059 | 79 | 62 | 10 | 7 |
2595 | Bottled or tap? | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
2596 | I hope you don’t think this is a “Tunnel of Love” | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
2597 | The lighting is good, but the decor is a bit dramatic, don’t you think? | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
2598 | I'm sorry, but we won't have fresh croissants until the Mesolithic. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2599 | I’ve always felt we were from two different worlds. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
2600 | This is the last outfit, what do you think? | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
2601 | And the only tool you needed was an allen wrench? | 1.3036 | 0.07171 | 56 | 41 | 13 | 2 |
2602 | I think it might be time to go back to the office. | 1.3036 | 0.07171 | 56 | 41 | 13 | 2 |
2603 | What is that thing over my head, how does it work, and who the hell is Thomas Alva Edison!? | 1.3036 | 0.07171 | 56 | 41 | 13 | 2 |
2604 | Depilatory? What's a depilatory? | 1.3036 | 0.07611 | 56 | 42 | 11 | 3 |
2605 | Did you come here for the pictographs? | 1.3036 | 0.07611 | 56 | 42 | 11 | 3 |
2606 | Don't you have any to-go cups? | 1.3036 | 0.08026 | 56 | 43 | 9 | 4 |
2607 | Ok, darling, once you‘ve finished your coffee, you‘ll go hunt and I‘ll do the dishes, clean the cave and home school the kids. | 1.3036 | 0.08026 | 56 | 43 | 9 | 4 |
2608 | Do I look thinner without a mask? | 1.3036 | 0.07611 | 56 | 42 | 11 | 3 |
2609 | Coming to a streaming service near you it’s Wife Swap, Time Traveller edition. | 1.3036 | 0.06941 | 56 | 43 | 10 | 3 |
2610 | We’ve decluttered enough. | 1.3036 | 0.08798 | 56 | 45 | 5 | 6 |
2611 | The only downside is that I've been spending a lot more on hair products. | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2612 | No, this is the kitchen. I told you to wait in the den. | 1.3034 | 0.06667 | 89 | 70 | 11 | 8 |
2613 | The quarantine gave me a chance to reassess my needs. | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
2614 | I said I wanted to go out for prime rib, not primitive! | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
2615 | It’s not working out. It’s like you’re from a different time. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2616 | No, but we do have rocky road. | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
2617 | We're out of mastodon milk. They told me we have some fresh white fluid from oats, though. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2618 | you swiped right by accident ? | 1.3030 | 0.07776 | 66 | 52 | 8 | 6 |
2619 | Juliet,I said you could visit,not move in. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
2620 | We've grown apart,Krogg. I have a Keurig now. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2621 | Well, I WAS gonna tell you about this "wheel" thing I made... | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2622 | I guess I have been gone a long time. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2623 | Is this 'pre-pandemic' enough for you? | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2624 | Your latte will be ready in about 30,000 years | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2625 | You said I could pick the furniture, if I let you paint the walls. You don’t see me complaining about your “mural”. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2626 | I think you’ve taken this artisan/hipster thing a little too far | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2627 | I redecorated your man cave, it was too old-fashioned. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2628 | Maybe we're taking this cave mentality too far. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2629 | What’s Brooklyn? | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2630 | Honey what happend to you? | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2631 | Honey, your willingness to start again from scratch is quite commendable. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
2632 | I've staged an intervention. You've evolved and I'm worried about you. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2633 | No chair and tea for me? | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2634 | So this is what they meant by "character house with exposed stone walls". | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2635 | Things aren’t evolving the same for you and me. | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
2636 | you didn't move yet? | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2637 | Evolution is a farce. Prove me wrong | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2638 | Bob, the family is embarrassed that you self-quarantined instead of getting vaccinated. | 1.3019 | 0.06913 | 53 | 38 | 14 | 1 |
2639 | Mid-which-century modern? | 1.3019 | 0.08340 | 53 | 41 | 8 | 4 |
2640 | At least one of us is embracing life outside the city | 1.3019 | 0.06913 | 53 | 38 | 14 | 1 |
2641 | When you said “let’s go clubbing!” in your dating profile, I totally got the wrong vibe. | 1.3019 | 0.07893 | 53 | 40 | 10 | 3 |
2642 | They say hygiene and social skills devolve when working from home, but that's just office-centric bias. | 1.3019 | 0.07419 | 53 | 39 | 12 | 2 |
2643 | I guess I’m just still unclear how you got a copy of the catalogue in the first place. | 1.3019 | 0.07893 | 53 | 40 | 10 | 3 |
2644 | I don’t think this is what they meant by living in past. | 1.3019 | 0.07419 | 53 | 39 | 12 | 2 |
2645 | No coaster, huh? | 1.3019 | 0.08340 | 53 | 41 | 8 | 4 |
2646 | I’d love to join you if someone could invent a second chair. | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
2647 | Honey, I think we need to talk about this work-from-cave arrangement. | 1.3016 | 0.06044 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2648 | We used to sell donuts, but we found a better use for them. | 1.3016 | 0.06252 | 63 | 45 | 17 | 1 |
2649 | I expected someone more button-down but your story intrigues me. | 1.3016 | 0.06252 | 63 | 45 | 17 | 1 |
2650 | So you're out of oat milk? | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
2651 | You may be taking this whole retro-thing too far. | 1.3016 | 0.07718 | 63 | 49 | 9 | 5 |
2652 | Actually, if we move the table to the center of the cave, I think it will feel even cozier. | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
2653 | Ka-la, you are certainly a cavewoman ahead of your time. | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
2654 | Have you been waiting Long? | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
2655 | Why do you always get the chair? | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
2656 | Just so you know, we’ve already received three cash offers. | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
2657 | Let me get this straight, I can save 15% on car insurance just by switching to gieco?? | 1.3016 | 0.08043 | 63 | 50 | 7 | 6 |
2658 | I don’t, just showed up, AMAZON? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2659 | Sorry your latté took so long. Ever tried to milk a mammoth…? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2660 | What do you mean there is no paleo menu? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2661 | Pull up a rock, and sit down. | 1.3014 | 0.07216 | 73 | 57 | 10 | 6 |
2662 | So what, i'm just supposed to pull up a rock? | 1.3014 | 0.07216 | 73 | 57 | 10 | 6 |
2663 | Who is Ikea and what is hygge? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2664 | But where am I going to plug in my laptop?” Amy asked | 1.3014 | 0.07216 | 73 | 57 | 10 | 6 |
2665 | Ok, I was wrong! | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
2666 | Verne isn't here. He went to 2020 and got quarantined. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2667 | You are too early for the appointment. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2668 | I mean, the table and chair are fine, but the lamp is a bit too much | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2669 | I think we should hire an interior decorator. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
2670 | what time is it"? | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2671 | There's nothing quite so civilizing as a nice cup of tea. | 1.3000 | 0.05880 | 70 | 50 | 19 | 1 |
2672 | Do you come here often? | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
2673 | Naw, I'm not Neanderthal, it's just that our profit margin is so low we can only afford these bear-skin tunics for our company uniforms. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
2674 | I ' m calling it a "mug"-- would you like another one? | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2675 | And to think a cave man can’t even have a man cave. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2676 | They said the chairs are on backorder--something about an epidemic over in Macedonia. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2677 | I’m sorry Bill, your idea of the “Simple life” has gone way too far. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2678 | Now you’re drinking coffee. You’ve changed. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2679 | They only wanted to discuss the wheel and fire. | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
2680 | I invented electricity. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
2681 | Is that your machine parked outside? | 1.3000 | 0.05880 | 70 | 50 | 19 | 1 |
2682 | I’m leaving you Derek, and I’m taking the Canis lupus domesticus with me | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2683 | I specifically requested a virtual IKEA meeting. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
2684 | I think it’s just… I’m woke and you’re another old, white, male. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
2685 | You're back. I'll order another chair. | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
2686 | You’ll have to wait; Our cook is still out clubbing. | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
2687 | It was at this moment that Doug met his future wife | 1.3000 | 0.08690 | 50 | 39 | 7 | 4 |
2688 | How can I turn off my video during our in-person interview? | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
2689 | I see you’re in your Allegory of the Cave phase again. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
2690 | The writing was on the cave wall. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2691 | This is the only style that we can afford now | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
2692 | Your new moo moo looks good Dan | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
2693 | At least one of us kept up our looks during quarantine... | 1.2989 | 0.06563 | 87 | 68 | 12 | 7 |
2694 | Congrats on reaching a post-COVID state, Susan. I'm not quite there yet. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2695 | Look honey, I know you wanted a Man-Cave, but isn't this a bit much? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2696 | I am your future | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2697 | I’ll be back with that new lightbulb in about 40,000 years. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2698 | Sorry I’m Late. What’s new? | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2699 | This age thing is really killing us. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2700 | You must be the gal from lavalife | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2701 | Why aren't you in your lion skin? We paid a lot to come to Cave World | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
2702 | You've got what you wanted -- NOW can we mate? | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2703 | Sorry we are mandated for low capacity. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
2704 | Does this ‘spark joy’? | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2705 | Will you be dining alone this evening? | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2706 | I heard you have an extensive paleo menu. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2707 | You want to know why I'm leaving you? Because I've evolved and you haven't. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2708 | Post modern is so passé. | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2709 | Wow,new decor! Do you still serve the blonde vanilla,nonfat,double espresso Latte? | 1.2985 | 0.07372 | 67 | 52 | 10 | 5 |
2710 | Um yes... everything on the menu is Paleo | 1.2985 | 0.06560 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2711 | We need to discuss this 'Man-Cave' situation. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2712 | I’ve always had a soft spot for Mid-century Mesolithic design. | 1.2985 | 0.07372 | 67 | 52 | 10 | 5 |
2713 | ... our lives are caving in two different directions | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2714 | You don’t look like your tinder photos. | 1.2985 | 0.07372 | 67 | 52 | 10 | 5 |
2715 | Pandemic is over. Back to the before times. | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
2716 | Well, this is unexpected. | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
2717 | We’re not reinventing the wheel, Karen | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2718 | I thought we agreed on a contemporary style? | 1.2985 | 0.07372 | 67 | 52 | 10 | 5 |
2719 | You were always light years ahead of me | 1.2982 | 0.06606 | 57 | 41 | 15 | 1 |
2720 | It’s just that women are more evolved than men. | 1.2982 | 0.08658 | 57 | 46 | 5 | 6 |
2721 | please smash the lights out | 1.2982 | 0.07902 | 57 | 44 | 9 | 4 |
2722 | It’s called simple living. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2723 | I'm staying right here until the remodeling is done. | 1.2979 | 0.08557 | 47 | 36 | 8 | 3 |
2724 | When I suggested |
1.2979 | 0.09081 | 47 | 37 | 6 | 4 |
2725 | Ronald Reagan? The actor?!" | 1.2976 | 0.06728 | 84 | 66 | 11 | 7 |
2726 | How would you feel if we went off the grid? |