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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-05-09T22:38:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-05-23T22:39:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-05-17T22:39:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 24, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6145 |
Number of responses | 723023 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Whoa, the new recruit went down the laundry chute. | 1.8272 | 0.01277 | 3970 | 1687 | 1282 | 1001 |
1 | I have a feeling there’s a psychologist waiting down there. | 1.7876 | 0.01423 | 2895 | 1221 | 1068 | 606 |
2 | After you - I’m out of shape. | 1.7704 | 0.01371 | 3354 | 1531 | 1062 | 761 |
3 | Wait, is the call for Times Square or Columbus Circle? | 1.7679 | 0.01185 | 4416 | 2000 | 1441 | 975 |
4 | I’m not sure the department knows what diversity in the workplace really means. | 1.7666 | 0.01251 | 3894 | 1747 | 1309 | 838 |
5 | What if I don't identify with either? | 1.7582 | 0.01225 | 3941 | 1757 | 1380 | 804 |
6 | I guess it depends on what shape you’re in. | 1.7572 | 0.01305 | 3439 | 1526 | 1222 | 691 |
7 | I see the diversity committee met again. | 1.7533 | 0.01820 | 1820 | 828 | 613 | 379 |
8 | Since when did the pizza delivery guy get his own pole? | 1.7513 | 0.01500 | 2674 | 1219 | 901 | 554 |
9 | I guess this makes us bi-polar | 1.7504 | 0.01565 | 2596 | 1230 | 784 | 582 |
10 | Is the call from Times Square, or Columbus Circle? | 1.7472 | 0.01657 | 2207 | 1018 | 729 | 460 |
11 | After that last election, I really don’t trust the poles. | 1.7454 | 0.01599 | 2459 | 1165 | 755 | 539 |
12 | Careful...it might be a metaphor. | 1.7437 | 0.01738 | 1986 | 915 | 665 | 406 |
13 | I can’t decide whether to go pole dancing or square dancing. | 1.7408 | 0.01450 | 3002 | 1437 | 906 | 659 |
14 | Try not to overthink it. | 1.7364 | 0.01584 | 2204 | 976 | 833 | 395 |
15 | I hope they didn't change the wheels on the truck. | 1.7347 | 0.01601 | 2386 | 1130 | 759 | 497 |
16 | I don’t mind the square hole, but the square pole is not fun. | 1.7340 | 0.01757 | 1959 | 922 | 636 | 401 |
17 | It's for the pizza guy! | 1.7331 | 0.01583 | 2372 | 1106 | 793 | 473 |
18 | They said I need to be in shape for this job. They didn’t explain which shape. | 1.7295 | 0.01597 | 2192 | 989 | 807 | 396 |
19 | Its hard to decide. I don’t trust the poles anymore. | 1.7283 | 0.01627 | 2337 | 1126 | 720 | 491 |
20 | No idea, let’s just take the stairs. | 1.7273 | 0.01698 | 1991 | 917 | 700 | 374 |
21 | Is the fire in Times Square or Columbus Circle? | 1.7266 | 0.01642 | 2198 | 1034 | 731 | 433 |
22 | I always forget which one is down. | 1.7246 | 0.02027 | 1456 | 691 | 475 | 290 |
23 | When I put it in the suggestion box, I meant it as a joke! | 1.7216 | 0.01672 | 2083 | 977 | 709 | 397 |
24 | Last phase of the interview. Choose wisely. | 1.7212 | 0.01635 | 2073 | 944 | 763 | 366 |
25 | You okay down there, Peg? | 1.7212 | 0.01809 | 1890 | 921 | 575 | 394 |
26 | Don’t take the square one—Joe went through it last week and came out a Republican. | 1.7201 | 0.01778 | 2033 | 1017 | 568 | 448 |
27 | I’ve never been a big fan of exit polls. | 1.7196 | 0.01754 | 1922 | 913 | 635 | 374 |
28 | The one on the left is for paper, plastic, and cardboard fires, and the one on the right is for dumpster fires. | 1.7191 | 0.01729 | 1958 | 925 | 658 | 375 |
29 | Is this call for Columbus Circle or Madison Square Garden? | 1.7145 | 0.01786 | 1846 | 882 | 609 | 355 |
30 | Is it me, or is everything getting unnecessarily complicated? | 1.7105 | 0.01801 | 1741 | 819 | 609 | 313 |
31 | Are we being dispatched to the fire in Columbus Circle or the one in Time’s Square? | 1.7104 | 0.01858 | 1709 | 823 | 558 | 328 |
32 | The chief said there's no wrong answer, but I definitely heard screaming. | 1.7086 | 0.01856 | 1671 | 795 | 568 | 308 |
33 | Now we have to fight metaphors, too? | 1.7078 | 0.01862 | 1663 | 793 | 563 | 307 |
34 | This one's for fires. That one's for getting donuts. | 1.7077 | 0.01886 | 1649 | 795 | 541 | 313 |
35 | Stand back. It could be a trapezoid. | 1.7061 | 0.01936 | 1613 | 794 | 499 | 320 |
36 | Oh man, I can never remember which one is up and which one is down.” | 1.7040 | 0.01962 | 1571 | 776 | 484 | 311 |
37 | Wait, let me guess - pizza boxes on the right and cans on the left? | 1.7028 | 0.01909 | 1531 | 722 | 542 | 267 |
38 | But, what if I don’t identify with either? | 1.7019 | 0.01969 | 1506 | 731 | 493 | 282 |
39 | Sometimes I just don't know where I fit in. | 1.6998 | 0.01901 | 1459 | 669 | 559 | 231 |
40 | Avoid the round one...it’s pointless. | 1.6983 | 0.02006 | 1442 | 701 | 475 | 266 |
41 | I forget which one’s for fires and which one’s just for fun. | 1.6983 | 0.01997 | 1435 | 692 | 484 | 259 |
42 | I’m not cut out for this. | 1.6982 | 0.02001 | 1418 | 681 | 484 | 253 |
43 | With these budget cuts, they’ve even stopped cutting corners. | 1.6980 | 0.02674 | 831 | 410 | 262 | 159 |
44 | I'm not really sure where I fit in. | 1.6971 | 0.01946 | 1423 | 664 | 526 | 233 |
45 | If I'm not back in 5 minutes use the other one. | 1.6949 | 0.02011 | 1370 | 652 | 484 | 234 |
46 | I knew my Montessori education would come in handy one day! | 1.6914 | 0.02076 | 1293 | 621 | 450 | 222 |
47 | It’s a trick question. I’ll take the stairs. | 1.6869 | 0.02157 | 1201 | 582 | 413 | 206 |
48 | I could go either way. | 1.6869 | 0.02139 | 1220 | 591 | 420 | 209 |
49 | Wait 'til you see what they did with the stairs. | 1.6867 | 0.02133 | 1181 | 560 | 431 | 190 |
50 | I hate these personality tests! | 1.6851 | 0.02155 | 1178 | 566 | 417 | 195 |
51 | I can't go down there in this shape! | 1.6836 | 0.02170 | 1144 | 546 | 414 | 184 |
52 | Maybe I'm not cut out for this. | 1.6819 | 0.02188 | 1119 | 534 | 407 | 178 |
53 | Let's take the stairs. | 1.6816 | 0.02328 | 1118 | 573 | 328 | 217 |
54 | Don’t worry, if you guess wrong we can always circle back to square one. | 1.6808 | 0.02271 | 1106 | 548 | 363 | 195 |
55 | Don't overthink it. | 1.6804 | 0.02257 | 1095 | 536 | 373 | 186 |
56 | Looks like they're cutting corners again. | 1.6799 | 0.02309 | 1084 | 542 | 347 | 195 |
57 | It's for the new guy, SpongeBob something. | 1.6784 | 0.02418 | 1023 | 523 | 306 | 194 |
58 | I see the diversity training committee has been here. | 1.6783 | 0.02309 | 1063 | 527 | 351 | 185 |
59 | That one is for pizza deliveries. | 1.6780 | 0.02280 | 1062 | 519 | 366 | 177 |
60 | And they told me I’d never use geometry in real life. | 1.6771 | 0.02315 | 1056 | 524 | 349 | 183 |
61 | Not sure where I fit in. | 1.6760 | 0.02254 | 1034 | 493 | 383 | 158 |
62 | Do we have to use the shape assigned to us at birth? | 1.6752 | 0.02421 | 1010 | 516 | 306 | 188 |
63 | Adding another pole has been great, but for budget reasons we had to cut corners. | 1.6741 | 0.02337 | 1025 | 508 | 343 | 174 |
64 | That one is for the pizza delivery." | 1.6730 | 0.02362 | 1003 | 498 | 335 | 170 |
65 | Why does the architect always feel the need to make a statement? | 1.6724 | 0.02345 | 992 | 486 | 345 | 161 |
66 | I hear the bell and think, ‘I’m a fireman.’ Then I walk over here and think, ‘Who am I really?’ | 1.6681 | 0.02478 | 934 | 474 | 296 | 164 |
67 | Looks like we're back to square one. | 1.6667 | 0.02497 | 930 | 476 | 288 | 166 |
68 | Which one’s down again? | 1.6637 | 0.02503 | 889 | 447 | 294 | 148 |
69 | But I identify as a trapezoid | 1.6618 | 0.02579 | 893 | 467 | 261 | 165 |
70 | Looks like Peg got her own pole. | 1.6600 | 0.02660 | 844 | 444 | 243 | 157 |
71 | Yes, it WAS a committee decision. Why do you ask? | 1.6582 | 0.02617 | 825 | 422 | 263 | 140 |
72 | ”I’m in no shape for this. | 1.6553 | 0.02691 | 789 | 408 | 245 | 136 |
73 | The city hired Fisher-Price | 1.6549 | 0.02707 | 794 | 415 | 238 | 141 |
74 | Don't try the circle, it's pointless | 1.6547 | 0.02787 | 698 | 351 | 237 | 110 |
75 | I hate how they spring these psychological tests on us at the worst times. | 1.6545 | 0.02607 | 796 | 400 | 271 | 125 |
76 | Looks like they are running the IQ tests again. | 1.6544 | 0.02543 | 787 | 383 | 293 | 111 |
77 | The Chief told me I needed get in shape, but he wasn't specific. | 1.6520 | 0.02600 | 773 | 383 | 276 | 114 |
78 | Yet another unrealistic body expectation... | 1.6509 | 0.02742 | 759 | 395 | 234 | 130 |
79 | If they had really wanted to support diversity they would have included a triangle. | 1.6498 | 0.02675 | 751 | 379 | 256 | 116 |
80 | It's part of our diversity initiative. | 1.6494 | 0.02636 | 753 | 375 | 267 | 111 |
81 | If you think this is bad, wait until you see the new toilet! | 1.6480 | 0.02828 | 716 | 375 | 218 | 123 |
82 | Maybe we should take the stairs. | 1.6475 | 0.02690 | 732 | 368 | 254 | 110 |
83 | I never felt like I fit in here until this moment. | 1.6472 | 0.02927 | 635 | 324 | 211 | 100 |
84 | You have to be in shape to do this. | 1.6457 | 0.02692 | 717 | 358 | 255 | 104 |
85 | Everything's still the same in the bathroom, though. Right? | 1.6455 | 0.02784 | 708 | 364 | 231 | 113 |
86 | Whoa! I've never seen a round pole in a square hole! | 1.6455 | 0.02798 | 708 | 366 | 227 | 115 |
87 | It must be for that new guy, SpongeBob. | 1.6432 | 0.02760 | 695 | 352 | 239 | 104 |
88 | By birth I'm square, but I identify as round. | 1.6430 | 0.02927 | 661 | 350 | 199 | 112 |
89 | Times Square or Columbus Circle? | 1.6421 | 0.02811 | 707 | 369 | 222 | 116 |
90 | Looks like the department is cutting corners again. | 1.6403 | 0.02938 | 645 | 337 | 203 | 105 |
91 | I can’t believe we lost the triangle in the budget cuts | 1.6393 | 0.02833 | 671 | 345 | 223 | 103 |
92 | "I identify as Triangle." | 1.6388 | 0.02960 | 659 | 352 | 193 | 114 |
93 | I hate this kind of test. | 1.6387 | 0.02852 | 656 | 336 | 221 | 99 |
94 | Whadaya mean the round one is out of order? | 1.6384 | 0.02786 | 661 | 332 | 236 | 93 |
95 | I'm still a bit confused by the purpose of these Myers-Briggs Firefighter Personality Poles. | 1.6373 | 0.02897 | 648 | 336 | 211 | 101 |
96 | That's for when you want to take a box of pizza with you. | 1.6351 | 0.02927 | 633 | 329 | 206 | 98 |
97 | Looks like Spongebob made the cut | 1.6342 | 0.02996 | 626 | 332 | 191 | 103 |
98 | I'm just shocked chief reads the suggestion box. | 1.6332 | 0.02919 | 638 | 333 | 206 | 99 |
99 | Well I think it does matter! | 1.6331 | 0.02835 | 635 | 321 | 226 | 88 |
100 | Let’s just take the stairs. | 1.6309 | 0.02926 | 615 | 317 | 208 | 90 |
101 | First the pronouns,now this? | 1.6302 | 0.03072 | 603 | 324 | 178 | 101 |
102 | I don’t know which one. I guess it depends on what kind of shape you’re in. | 1.6298 | 0.02929 | 597 | 304 | 210 | 83 |
103 | It's times like this when I regret never going to preschool. | 1.6272 | 0.03346 | 464 | 239 | 159 | 66 |
104 | This feels like a trick question. | 1.6267 | 0.02952 | 584 | 298 | 206 | 80 |
105 | oh Jeez... Now which one was for fire and which was for cat in a tree again?! | 1.6263 | 0.02964 | 586 | 301 | 203 | 82 |
106 | Don’t you just hate those personality tests? | 1.6256 | 0.02957 | 593 | 306 | 203 | 84 |
107 | It’s part of the department’s new psychological profile survey. | 1.6246 | 0.02968 | 570 | 290 | 204 | 76 |
108 | The pizza comes up this one | 1.6234 | 0.03090 | 563 | 297 | 181 | 85 |
109 | The diversity council insisted on it | 1.6230 | 0.03112 | 565 | 301 | 176 | 88 |
110 | At least the pole is still round. | 1.6223 | 0.03069 | 556 | 290 | 186 | 80 |
111 | Now we can leave the pizza in the box. | 1.6194 | 0.03236 | 536 | 291 | 158 | 87 |
112 | I self-identify as triangle. Should I just use the stairs? | 1.6191 | 0.03251 | 533 | 290 | 156 | 87 |
113 | Post-modernists really shouldn't design fire houses | 1.6191 | 0.03174 | 533 | 283 | 170 | 80 |
114 | At least both poles are round - that's what really matters. | 1.6179 | 0.03253 | 526 | 287 | 154 | 85 |
115 | I don't think this job is a good fit for me. | 1.6178 | 0.02979 | 539 | 271 | 203 | 65 |
116 | Oh man, it’s another goddamned metaphor for life. | 1.6171 | 0.03110 | 525 | 272 | 182 | 71 |
117 | The new one is top-of-the-line. They didn't cut any corners. | 1.6164 | 0.03080 | 524 | 269 | 187 | 68 |
118 | You'd better go first. I failed geometry. | 1.6152 | 0.03255 | 512 | 275 | 159 | 78 |
119 | Finally, pizza delivery has it's own pole. | 1.6151 | 0.03277 | 517 | 281 | 154 | 82 |
120 | Apparently, the one you use says a lot about your personality. | 1.6128 | 0.03079 | 514 | 263 | 187 | 64 |
121 | It's to determine what kind of shape you're in." | 1.6102 | 0.03221 | 490 | 257 | 167 | 66 |
122 | Think of it this way, do you want the pizza or the box? | 1.6100 | 0.03283 | 500 | 270 | 155 | 75 |
123 | I miss when we had one pole for both Democrats and Republicans. | 1.6098 | 0.03387 | 492 | 272 | 140 | 80 |
124 | Wait, I know this. | 1.6087 | 0.03164 | 483 | 248 | 176 | 59 |
125 | .It's amazing how polarized we have become | 1.6082 | 0.03389 | 485 | 267 | 141 | 77 |
126 | I feel like this is a bad moment for a personality test. | 1.6082 | 0.03312 | 485 | 261 | 153 | 71 |
127 | That's what happens when you hire an architect. | 1.6082 | 0.03255 | 513 | 279 | 156 | 78 |
128 | Looks like the department is cutting corners. | 1.6078 | 0.03415 | 464 | 252 | 142 | 70 |
129 | Could this be a solution looking for a problem? | 1.6075 | 0.03212 | 479 | 249 | 169 | 61 |
130 | There used to be a triangle one but they removed it. It was an equilateral decision. | 1.6068 | 0.03379 | 473 | 257 | 145 | 71 |
131 | I'm afraid I'm not cutout for this job anymore. | 1.6043 | 0.03468 | 460 | 254 | 134 | 72 |
132 | Sam, which one is the exit poll? | 1.6041 | 0.03237 | 485 | 257 | 163 | 65 |
133 | Quick. Think inside the box" | 1.6039 | 0.03430 | 462 | 253 | 139 | 70 |
134 | How else were we supposed to bring pizza boxes downstairs? | 1.6030 | 0.03324 | 461 | 245 | 154 | 62 |
135 | Well, it’s obvious which one Peg uses. | 1.6021 | 0.03345 | 470 | 256 | 146 | 68 |
136 | I think they misread the diversity memo. | 1.6013 | 0.03393 | 449 | 241 | 146 | 62 |
137 | I feel so out of shape. | 1.6013 | 0.03323 | 474 | 256 | 151 | 67 |
138 | OH NO, I failed this test in preschool too. | 1.6009 | 0.03367 | 446 | 237 | 150 | 59 |
139 | What do you mean 'choose wisely'? | 1.6009 | 0.03368 | 456 | 245 | 148 | 63 |
140 | Wait, this is the laundry chute. | 1.6005 | 0.03323 | 443 | 232 | 156 | 55 |
141 | These entrance exams are getting harder and harder. | 1.6004 | 0.03341 | 448 | 237 | 153 | 58 |
142 | I was only trained on triangles. | 1.6000 | 0.03473 | 455 | 252 | 133 | 70 |
143 | Square up, round down, right? | 1.5987 | 0.03457 | 446 | 244 | 137 | 65 |
144 | I don’t know let’s take the stairs. | 1.5968 | 0.03378 | 434 | 230 | 149 | 55 |
145 | It was a suggestion from the diversity and inclusion task force. | 1.5963 | 0.03656 | 431 | 246 | 113 | 72 |
146 | Round one goes to the truck, square takes you back to the main menu | 1.5953 | 0.03497 | 425 | 231 | 135 | 59 |
147 | This one's for second responders. | 1.5948 | 0.03517 | 422 | 230 | 133 | 59 |
148 | Rats! I became a Fireman specifically so I would not have to make existential decisions. | 1.5945 | 0.03605 | 439 | 250 | 117 | 72 |
149 | Bagels or toast? | 1.5941 | 0.03445 | 441 | 241 | 138 | 62 |
150 | Firefighter Bill must finally face his greatest fear: geometry. | 1.5939 | 0.03460 | 426 | 230 | 139 | 57 |
151 | It depends on what kind of shape you're in | 1.5938 | 0.03540 | 416 | 227 | 131 | 58 |
152 | No. I don’t think they are gender specific. | 1.5921 | 0.03427 | 429 | 231 | 142 | 56 |
153 | One’s a fire pole, and the other’s on loan from the Guggenheim. | 1.5915 | 0.04191 | 306 | 170 | 91 | 45 |
154 | Would you rather try pole dancing, square dancing, or both? | 1.5909 | 0.03496 | 418 | 227 | 135 | 56 |
155 | Oh that? That’s the pole we use when no one else is a round. | 1.5908 | 0.03723 | 413 | 237 | 108 | 68 |
156 | I know our country is very divided now. But this is ridiculous. | 1.5897 | 0.03500 | 407 | 219 | 136 | 52 |
157 | I am retiring if the next one is a triangle. | 1.5888 | 0.03626 | 411 | 230 | 120 | 61 |
158 | And this one is wheelchair accessible. | 1.5885 | 0.03763 | 401 | 230 | 106 | 65 |
159 | Either way, I know I'm going to regret I didn't go down the other one. | 1.5882 | 0.03478 | 408 | 219 | 138 | 51 |
160 | I see the department is finally addressing our concerns about diversity. | 1.5880 | 0.03566 | 415 | 230 | 126 | 59 |
161 | Let's take the pole less traveled. | 1.5874 | 0.03587 | 412 | 229 | 124 | 59 |
162 | These performance evaluations have gotten really weird. | 1.5861 | 0.03365 | 418 | 221 | 149 | 48 |
163 | I signed up to fight fires, not existential crises | 1.5848 | 0.03690 | 395 | 222 | 115 | 58 |
164 | I identify as both square AND round. | 1.5844 | 0.03655 | 385 | 212 | 121 | 52 |
165 | See, Hal, this is why we should've paid more attention in pre-school. | 1.5844 | 0.03576 | 409 | 227 | 125 | 57 |
166 | Mrs. Gillespie did promise we’d need geometry someday. | 1.5835 | 0.03526 | 401 | 218 | 132 | 51 |
167 | I told you the department was trying to cut corners. | 1.5829 | 0.03529 | 398 | 218 | 129 | 51 |
168 | Where was that fire again, Washington Square or Columbus Circle? | 1.5827 | 0.03688 | 393 | 221 | 115 | 57 |
169 | My body, my choice, right? | 1.5825 | 0.03561 | 388 | 210 | 130 | 48 |
170 | Is this another one of Chief's personality assessments? | 1.5822 | 0.03577 | 383 | 207 | 129 | 47 |
171 | I think I'll just take the stairs. | 1.5816 | 0.03768 | 380 | 215 | 109 | 56 |
172 | A round pole in a square hole? Is this a test? | 1.5809 | 0.03735 | 377 | 211 | 113 | 53 |
173 | I think I'll take the stairs. | 1.5802 | 0.03623 | 374 | 203 | 125 | 46 |
174 | It’s so you can go to a fire carrying a pizza box. | 1.5802 | 0.03778 | 374 | 211 | 109 | 54 |
175 | Great, now we can take the mini-fridge with us. | 1.5788 | 0.03566 | 368 | 196 | 131 | 41 |
176 | I think they are going too far with this diversity training. | 1.5788 | 0.03787 | 368 | 207 | 109 | 52 |
177 | I don’t know man, it’s my first day too. | 1.5784 | 0.03666 | 389 | 218 | 117 | 54 |
178 | I am not in the right shape for this | 1.5781 | 0.03671 | 365 | 199 | 121 | 45 |
179 | I'm not in the best shape for this. | 1.5778 | 0.04058 | 315 | 176 | 96 | 43 |
180 | The department has been cutting corners again!" | 1.5772 | 0.03682 | 369 | 203 | 119 | 47 |
181 | I forgot, which one is down? | 1.5765 | 0.03844 | 366 | 209 | 103 | 54 |
182 | When did the architect start cutting corners? | 1.5758 | 0.03708 | 363 | 200 | 117 | 46 |
183 | No reason but, uh, you go first. | 1.5752 | 0.03609 | 379 | 208 | 124 | 47 |
184 | I hate personality tests. | 1.5746 | 0.03834 | 355 | 200 | 106 | 49 |
185 | I’m not sure if I’m in the right shape to do this! | 1.5745 | 0.03762 | 369 | 208 | 110 | 51 |
186 | Which one do you think goes down? | 1.5745 | 0.03762 | 369 | 208 | 110 | 51 |
187 | Ironically, Chuck did not learn everything he needed to know in kindergarten. | 1.5739 | 0.03943 | 352 | 203 | 96 | 53 |
188 | Peg, are you alright down there? | 1.5739 | 0.03963 | 352 | 204 | 94 | 54 |
189 | Wait. I know this. I got it wrong last time. . | 1.5738 | 0.03656 | 359 | 195 | 122 | 42 |
190 | Is this a trick question? | 1.5731 | 0.03865 | 349 | 197 | 104 | 48 |
191 | Where is the emergency? Washington Square or Columbus Circle? | 1.5714 | 0.03762 | 343 | 188 | 114 | 41 |
192 | I see the consultants finished their report. | 1.5710 | 0.03723 | 345 | 188 | 117 | 40 |
193 | Not everyone fits in around here. | 1.5706 | 0.03741 | 340 | 185 | 116 | 39 |
194 | Is this an I.Q. test? | 1.5706 | 0.03944 | 340 | 194 | 98 | 48 |
195 | Was it Columbus Circle or Lincoln Square? | 1.5681 | 0.03858 | 345 | 195 | 104 | 46 |
196 | I'm not cut out for this job! | 1.5673 | 0.03884 | 342 | 194 | 102 | 46 |
197 | I think it's part of the diversity program. | 1.5664 | 0.03751 | 339 | 186 | 114 | 39 |
198 | I told you a suggestion box would backfire. | 1.5659 | 0.03770 | 334 | 183 | 113 | 38 |
199 | So, pizza delivery has its own ladder now? | 1.5644 | 0.03863 | 326 | 181 | 106 | 39 |
200 | Where's the triangle? I practiced with a TRIANGLE! | 1.5639 | 0.04031 | 321 | 184 | 93 | 44 |
201 | the right one is for pizza delivery | 1.5635 | 0.03940 | 323 | 182 | 100 | 41 |
202 | Remind me again why we hired a Bauhaus architect? | 1.5623 | 0.03765 | 329 | 180 | 113 | 36 |
203 | No no, that one is for the pizza! | 1.5616 | 0.03780 | 333 | 184 | 111 | 38 |
204 | It’s freedom of choice, but the destination is always the same. | 1.5607 | 0.04009 | 321 | 184 | 94 | 43 |
205 | Is this part of our new diversity program? | 1.5605 | 0.04052 | 314 | 180 | 92 | 42 |
206 | Where's Peg?" | 1.5604 | 0.04155 | 323 | 192 | 81 | 50 |
207 | I just think to be politically correct we should we have a triangle one, too. | 1.5601 | 0.04131 | 316 | 185 | 85 | 46 |
208 | Oh no - we've gone metric! | 1.5601 | 0.04203 | 316 | 188 | 79 | 49 |
209 | I think we're being polerized. | 1.5601 | 0.03940 | 341 | 198 | 95 | 48 |
210 | I'm starting to think I'm not cut out for this. | 1.5597 | 0.03784 | 318 | 176 | 108 | 34 |
211 | We did push for diversity in the workplace." | 1.5593 | 0.03791 | 329 | 182 | 110 | 37 |
212 | Wait! If the square hole has a round pole, shouldn't the round hole have a square pole? | 1.5587 | 0.03850 | 349 | 201 | 101 | 47 |
213 | Don't be obtuse, Greg. | 1.5577 | 0.03944 | 312 | 175 | 100 | 37 |
214 | OK, now tell me again, which one is up and which one is down? | 1.5569 | 0.03925 | 325 | 185 | 99 | 41 |
215 | I just don't fit in around here. | 1.5552 | 0.03905 | 299 | 164 | 104 | 31 |
216 | I know OSHA told us to stop cutting corners but this goes too far. | 1.5549 | 0.03850 | 328 | 185 | 104 | 39 |
217 | When did the Meyers-Briggs people take over the fire department? | 1.5545 | 0.03786 | 312 | 170 | 111 | 31 |
218 | SpongeBob, you okay? | 1.5541 | 0.04120 | 305 | 177 | 87 | 41 |
219 | Wait - did they say the fire was in the town square, or on the city circle? | 1.5533 | 0.03924 | 300 | 166 | 102 | 32 |
220 | I need to get into shape. | 1.5532 | 0.03914 | 329 | 189 | 98 | 42 |
221 | When did Spongebob join the crew? | 1.5531 | 0.03948 | 320 | 183 | 97 | 40 |
222 | Your job is to carry the pizza. | 1.5529 | 0.04137 | 293 | 168 | 88 | 37 |
223 | I know I just started here but I don't think I'm going to fit in. | 1.5526 | 0.03997 | 304 | 172 | 96 | 36 |
224 | Stay calm. I've practiced this with my toddler. | 1.5526 | 0.03997 | 304 | 172 | 96 | 36 |
225 | Wait, this must be some kind of test. | 1.5521 | 0.03720 | 326 | 179 | 114 | 33 |
226 | No, no! It's round to the ground, square to the air! | 1.5507 | 0.04106 | 296 | 170 | 89 | 37 |
227 | Memories of flunking his final in geometry made Jim freeze in his tracks... | 1.5507 | 0.04106 | 296 | 170 | 89 | 37 |
228 | I guess they were serious about cutting corners. | 1.5492 | 0.04097 | 315 | 186 | 85 | 44 |
229 | All my training was with triangles. | 1.5488 | 0.04152 | 297 | 173 | 85 | 39 |
230 | I still think a wheelchair ramp would have been more practical. | 1.5488 | 0.04097 | 297 | 171 | 89 | 37 |
231 | I’m suddenly remembering a sign that says In case of fire, use stairs. | 1.5470 | 0.04262 | 287 | 169 | 79 | 39 |
232 | At least someone was thinking outside the circle. | 1.5470 | 0.03975 | 298 | 168 | 97 | 33 |
233 | Did the dispatcher say Columbus Circle or Washington Square? | 1.5470 | 0.04169 | 298 | 175 | 83 | 40 |
234 | But I’m neither of these, I’m more of a star. | 1.5458 | 0.04268 | 284 | 167 | 79 | 38 |
235 | That explains the new toilet seats. | 1.5458 | 0.04209 | 284 | 165 | 83 | 36 |
236 | I was never good at aptitude tests. | 1.5458 | 0.04150 | 284 | 163 | 87 | 34 |
237 | Man this emphasis on diversity is getting out of control | 1.5451 | 0.04197 | 277 | 159 | 85 | 33 |
238 | Careful: it might be a trapezoid! | 1.5449 | 0.04398 | 301 | 187 | 64 | 50 |
239 | Sponge Bob Squarepants joins the department on Monday. | 1.5435 | 0.04333 | 276 | 163 | 76 | 37 |
240 | I say we forget it. There’ll be other fires. | 1.5424 | 0.04268 | 271 | 157 | 81 | 33 |
241 | Looks different, but seems to have all the right angles. | 1.5423 | 0.04151 | 284 | 164 | 86 | 34 |
242 | Careful! There’s a paradigm shift! | 1.5421 | 0.04180 | 273 | 156 | 86 | 31 |
243 | Well, he did say he was going to get things squared away around here. | 1.5420 | 0.04159 | 286 | 166 | 85 | 35 |
244 | It was supposed to be an elevator until the last round of budget cuts. | 1.5420 | 0.04070 | 286 | 163 | 91 | 32 |
245 | This is really going to piss off the triangles. | 1.5420 | 0.04247 | 286 | 169 | 79 | 38 |
246 | During our first week, I think they're all just watching to see how we fit in. | 1.5417 | 0.03928 | 288 | 160 | 100 | 28 |
247 | ...and don’t call me Peg. | 1.5413 | 0.04198 | 303 | 182 | 78 | 43 |
248 | It's not the shape; it's the thought that went into it that scares me. | 1.5412 | 0.04268 | 279 | 164 | 79 | 36 |
249 | Wait, it's that damn intelligence test all over again. | 1.5412 | 0.04145 | 279 | 160 | 87 | 32 |
250 | That reminds me. I have to pick up my daughter from preschool. | 1.5410 | 0.04001 | 268 | 147 | 97 | 24 |
251 | You go. I'm just not in shape for this. | 1.5407 | 0.04215 | 270 | 155 | 84 | 31 |
252 | Figures that blockhead would want his own pole! | 1.5405 | 0.04138 | 296 | 174 | 84 | 38 |
253 | Now remind me, which one is all-gender? | 1.5401 | 0.04327 | 274 | 162 | 76 | 36 |
254 | I'll just take the stairs... | 1.5401 | 0.04039 | 274 | 153 | 94 | 27 |
255 | If we just installed a slide, we wouldn't have this problem. | 1.5396 | 0.04173 | 265 | 150 | 87 | 28 |
256 | I don’t know Jim... I’ve seen enough Wile E. Coyote to know that something isn’t right.. | 1.5390 | 0.04264 | 282 | 167 | 78 | 37 |
257 | God I hate change. | 1.5387 | 0.04152 | 284 | 165 | 85 | 34 |
258 | Do you think that they go to the same place” | 1.5385 | 0.04246 | 273 | 159 | 81 | 33 |
259 | Did my high school Geometry teacher tell us there might be real world applications? No, he did not. | 1.5382 | 0.04062 | 275 | 155 | 92 | 28 |
260 | First, green firetrucks and now this. | 1.5382 | 0.04312 | 262 | 152 | 79 | 31 |
261 | I still don't know if I'm the right fit for this job. | 1.5373 | 0.04370 | 268 | 159 | 74 | 35 |
262 | We're gonna need a triangle for Kevin. | 1.5370 | 0.04117 | 270 | 153 | 89 | 28 |
263 | Careful. Whoever installed this pole obviously cut a few corners. | 1.5368 | 0.04321 | 272 | 161 | 76 | 35 |
264 | Looks like whoever installed this one had to cut some corners. | 1.5366 | 0.04208 | 287 | 170 | 80 | 37 |
265 | The trend is downward, but our exit poles are inconsistent. | 1.5365 | 0.04450 | 274 | 167 | 67 | 40 |
266 | Two poles diverged in a floor of wood, and sorry I could not travel both, and be one fireman, long I stood and looked down one as far as I could, to where it stopped on the bottom floor; Two poles diverged in a floor of wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made not much of a difference really. | 1.5356 | 0.04693 | 267 | 169 | 53 | 45 |
267 | I know this one. I learned it in kindergarten. | 1.5355 | 0.04053 | 282 | 161 | 91 | 30 |
268 | One goes to the truck, the other ends at Chippendale’s. I can never remember. | 1.5353 | 0.04163 | 269 | 157 | 83 | 29 |
269 | No one knows where that one goes. | 1.5352 | 0.04388 | 256 | 150 | 75 | 31 |
270 | Don't worry, Bob. You'll fit right in. | 1.5344 | 0.04347 | 262 | 154 | 76 | 32 |
271 | It’s for the new guy. He was home-schooled. | 1.5333 | 0.04440 | 270 | 164 | 68 | 38 |
272 | Oh great! Now I'll have to get a new hat. | 1.5328 | 0.04350 | 259 | 154 | 73 | 32 |
273 | SpongeBob! Are you OK?! | 1.5323 | 0.04531 | 263 | 161 | 64 | 38 |
274 | Now it doesn’t matter what shape you’re in. | 1.5322 | 0.04095 | 295 | 174 | 85 | 36 |
275 | Are you in shape for this? | 1.5312 | 0.04174 | 256 | 145 | 86 | 25 |
276 | The Chief was serious when he said he were cutting corners. | 1.5309 | 0.04349 | 275 | 166 | 72 | 37 |
277 | Maybe I’m not in shape for this. | 1.5303 | 0.04256 | 264 | 154 | 80 | 30 |
278 | No problem. I solved this when I was three. | 1.5301 | 0.04130 | 266 | 152 | 87 | 27 |
279 | Just like in training, Adams... circle is for a house fire, square is for a cat in a tree." | 1.5299 | 0.04419 | 251 | 148 | 73 | 30 |
280 | I thought they were going to fix this after SpongeBob was fired. | 1.5299 | 0.04346 | 251 | 146 | 77 | 28 |
281 | Oh, that ones for the pizza boxes. | 1.5299 | 0.04340 | 268 | 160 | 74 | 34 |
282 | Damn! The circumference of a circle will always be bigger than a square with equal perimeter. And you said we would never need Calculus. | 1.5294 | 0.04437 | 255 | 152 | 71 | 32 |
283 | Which one's for down? | 1.5292 | 0.04342 | 257 | 151 | 76 | 30 |
284 | And the union was ok with this? | 1.5287 | 0.04362 | 244 | 141 | 77 | 26 |
285 | I know we're in a hurry,but it stops me every time. | 1.5282 | 0.03876 | 284 | 159 | 100 | 25 |
286 | I always confuse which is "up" and which is "down". | 1.5273 | 0.04175 | 256 | 146 | 85 | 25 |
287 | I can never remember which one is 'Up'. | 1.5271 | 0.04326 | 277 | 168 | 72 | 37 |
288 | They fixed something that works. | 1.5267 | 0.04349 | 262 | 156 | 74 | 32 |
289 | I think HR has taken the personality test a bit too far. | 1.5252 | 0.04522 | 238 | 141 | 69 | 28 |
290 | I'm in no shape to go down there. | 1.5247 | 0.04201 | 263 | 153 | 82 | 28 |
291 | Try to think outside the circle. | 1.5246 | 0.04552 | 244 | 147 | 66 | 31 |
292 | Would it be so bad if we were second responders? | 1.5244 | 0.04597 | 246 | 150 | 63 | 33 |
293 | One of them is a portal to an alternate universe, but I can never remember which. | 1.5243 | 0.04385 | 267 | 162 | 70 | 35 |
294 | We welcome all shapes and sizes. | 1.5240 | 0.04143 | 271 | 158 | 84 | 29 |
295 | I see they've taken Diversity Training to another level. | 1.5234 | 0.04426 | 256 | 154 | 70 | 32 |
296 | I guess they're trying to be more inclusive. | 1.5234 | 0.04444 | 235 | 137 | 73 | 25 |
297 | I think we should take the stairs! | 1.5234 | 0.04605 | 235 | 141 | 65 | 29 |
298 | Take the one less traveled by - it will make all the difference. | 1.5228 | 0.04557 | 241 | 145 | 66 | 30 |
299 | Wait til you see our toilets! | 1.5224 | 0.04350 | 245 | 143 | 76 | 26 |
300 | Darn! I wore my triangle pants today! | 1.5223 | 0.04583 | 247 | 151 | 63 | 33 |
301 | Good Lord, what happened to the triangle! | 1.5221 | 0.04411 | 249 | 148 | 72 | 29 |
302 | Someone is definitely thinking inside the box. | 1.5219 | 0.04011 | 274 | 157 | 91 | 26 |
303 | They say this is the part of the test where half of the new recruits flunk out of the academy | 1.5214 | 0.04248 | 234 | 135 | 78 | 21 |
304 | The square one is for unvaccinated people. | 1.5212 | 0.04512 | 236 | 140 | 69 | 27 |
305 | It’s for the guys who are out of shape. | 1.5212 | 0.04552 | 236 | 141 | 67 | 28 |
306 | I guess I'm bipolar after all | 1.5210 | 0.04444 | 238 | 140 | 72 | 26 |
307 | They must have hired the same contractor that renovated my bathroom. | 1.5208 | 0.04572 | 240 | 145 | 65 | 30 |
308 | Oh, I remember now. Bob's mother was a pole dancer, and his father was a square dancer | 1.5207 | 0.04800 | 242 | 153 | 52 | 37 |
309 | Ladder 18 got a triangle . | 1.5198 | 0.04225 | 252 | 146 | 81 | 25 |
310 | Be careful. Wilson used that one last week and we haven't seen him since. | 1.5194 | 0.04332 | 258 | 154 | 74 | 30 |
311 | All of my training as a toddler has prepared me for this moment. | 1.5190 | 0.04538 | 237 | 142 | 67 | 28 |
312 | I feel like they are testing us. | 1.5188 | 0.04391 | 239 | 140 | 74 | 25 |
313 | I hate design by committee. | 1.5188 | 0.04470 | 239 | 142 | 70 | 27 |
314 | I think we should just take the stairs | 1.5179 | 0.04336 | 224 | 127 | 78 | 19 |
315 | What I said was, "Make the pole square with the floor." | 1.5174 | 0.04600 | 230 | 138 | 65 | 27 |
316 | Fisher Price did the renovation, so at least we know it’s safe. | 1.5171 | 0.04377 | 234 | 136 | 75 | 23 |
317 | The new budget forced us to cut corners. | 1.5165 | 0.04468 | 242 | 145 | 69 | 28 |
318 | Let's just use the stairs. | 1.5157 | 0.04347 | 254 | 154 | 70 | 30 |
319 | I don't identify with either. | 1.5157 | 0.04488 | 223 | 130 | 71 | 22 |
320 | Hang on, Stewart. What if all our assumptions are wrong, and these are really the legs of a very large, asymmetric bird? | 1.5150 | 0.04715 | 233 | 144 | 58 | 31 |
321 | I just hate to be stereotyped. | 1.5139 | 0.04085 | 251 | 143 | 87 | 21 |
322 | It's somebody's idea of diversity training. | 1.5138 | 0.04654 | 218 | 130 | 64 | 24 |
323 | You're a well-rounded guy, I think you should go left. | 1.5135 | 0.04457 | 222 | 129 | 72 | 21 |
324 | Mike, I'm starting to feel like this is not cut out for me. | 1.5123 | 0.04326 | 244 | 144 | 75 | 25 |
325 | What do you say we take the stairs? | 1.5123 | 0.04365 | 244 | 145 | 73 | 26 |
326 | Not sure I can get my gluteus maximus through that rhombus minimus. | 1.5112 | 0.04793 | 223 | 138 | 56 | 29 |
327 | I know, and you should see the new truck tires. | 1.5110 | 0.04561 | 227 | 136 | 66 | 25 |
328 | This is your final test - choose the right pole, and you'll be one of us; choose the wrong pole, and you'll be a police officer. | 1.5108 | 0.04586 | 231 | 140 | 64 | 27 |
329 | Captain’s been reading management books again. | 1.5105 | 0.04432 | 239 | 143 | 70 | 26 |
330 | I always worry it won't be safe when they cut corners like that. | 1.5104 | 0.04163 | 241 | 138 | 83 | 20 |
331 | I knew they wanted us in shape — but they didn’t say which one! | 1.5093 | 0.04577 | 214 | 126 | 67 | 21 |
332 | I don't think this is what they meant by increasing diversity. | 1.5093 | 0.04732 | 216 | 131 | 60 | 25 |
333 | I know this is an emergency but I find myself suddenly paralyzed with indecision. | 1.5093 | 0.04640 | 216 | 129 | 64 | 23 |
334 | I'm not sure this was the best use of our diversity grant | 1.5083 | 0.04418 | 240 | 146 | 67 | 27 |
335 | Careful, that's the UP-pole | 1.5081 | 0.04499 | 248 | 153 | 64 | 31 |
336 | I always knew the department would go too far with its psychological testing. | 1.5070 | 0.04593 | 213 | 126 | 66 | 21 |
337 | I’m feeling a little Bipolar | 1.5068 | 0.04911 | 221 | 140 | 50 | 31 |
338 | We haven't faced a problem this tough since preschool. | 1.5064 | 0.04364 | 235 | 139 | 73 | 23 |
339 | I know there's a fire and everything but like, do you ever feel like you spend so much of your life paralyzed by meaningless choices? | 1.5048 | 0.04771 | 208 | 126 | 59 | 23 |
340 | But I need a non-binary pole. | 1.5048 | 0.04591 | 210 | 124 | 66 | 20 |
341 | I am hurrying… I was just never very good at square routes. | 1.5047 | 0.04765 | 214 | 131 | 58 | 25 |
342 | Trapped in a world of cliches, they found themselves having to respond to "Where's the fire?" by choosing between being there or being square. | 1.5046 | 0.04640 | 216 | 130 | 63 | 23 |
343 | Isn’t our job stressful enough? | 1.5046 | 0.04499 | 216 | 127 | 69 | 20 |
344 | Are you sure this is the one Peg went through? | 1.5046 | 0.04833 | 218 | 136 | 54 | 28 |
345 | Which one is the men's pole? | 1.5043 | 0.04559 | 230 | 140 | 64 | 26 |
346 | Quick, down here, before there’s any quadrilateral damage! | 1.5043 | 0.04346 | 230 | 137 | 71 | 22 |
347 | Just wait until you have to try to fit through the triangular one. | 1.5025 | 0.04893 | 201 | 123 | 55 | 23 |
348 | Do we keep going in circles or is it hip to be square? | 1.5023 | 0.04761 | 217 | 134 | 57 | 26 |
349 | They told us they'd have to cut some corners to afford the station expansion. | 1.5023 | 0.04518 | 221 | 132 | 67 | 22 |
350 | That one's just for Amazon returns. | 1.5021 | 0.04626 | 239 | 150 | 58 | 31 |
351 | I had heard that SpongeBob joined the department. | 1.5021 | 0.04261 | 243 | 144 | 76 | 23 |
352 | You ever feel like a round fireman in a square hole? | 1.5000 | 0.04704 | 212 | 129 | 60 | 23 |
353 | Politics is everywhere now. | 1.5000 | 0.04805 | 206 | 126 | 57 | 23 |
354 | For the love of God, make up your mind! The call came in an hour ago. | 1.5000 | 0.04705 | 206 | 124 | 61 | 21 |
355 | Bill, would you say I'm a square shooter or a well rounded guy? | 1.5000 | 0.04790 | 204 | 124 | 58 | 22 |
356 | I guess it was a way to cut corners. | 1.5000 | 0.04736 | 198 | 118 | 61 | 19 |
357 | It looks like the Chief went to diversity training! | 1.5000 | 0.04583 | 204 | 120 | 66 | 18 |
358 | Shape matching is an important part of Montessori Fire Academy, and it's all part of learning to extinguish fires your own way. | 1.5000 | 0.04911 | 216 | 137 | 50 | 29 |
359 | I think they're unisex. | 1.5000 | 0.04640 | 210 | 126 | 63 | 21 |
360 | The new Chief is starting to cut corners. | 1.5000 | 0.04819 | 208 | 128 | 56 | 24 |
361 | I'm so over diversity. Where's the pole for people who just want to go down? | 1.5000 | 0.04624 | 220 | 134 | 62 | 24 |
362 | It doesn't matter what shape you're in. | 1.5000 | 0.04689 | 210 | 127 | 61 | 22 |
363 | H.R. has been working really hard to make the firehouse a more inclusive space lately. | 1.5000 | 0.04147 | 228 | 130 | 82 | 16 |
364 | Maybe I don't fit in here. | 1.4979 | 0.04516 | 233 | 143 | 64 | 26 |
365 | One pole makes you rounder, and one pole makes you square. | 1.4977 | 0.04548 | 219 | 132 | 65 | 22 |
366 | The square one is for when we order pizza | 1.4977 | 0.04735 | 213 | 131 | 58 | 24 |
367 | Why does everything have to be political? | 1.4976 | 0.04536 | 207 | 122 | 67 | 18 |
368 | The pole vendor was booked. Our tile guy installed this one. | 1.4976 | 0.04837 | 207 | 128 | 55 | 24 |
369 | They had to add the square hole last year -- the round one isn't wheelchair accessible | 1.4976 | 0.05204 | 205 | 134 | 40 | 31 |
370 | Do I take the pole less traveled? | 1.4975 | 0.04861 | 197 | 120 | 56 | 21 |
371 | Did they say “Fire in the hole” or “Fire in the square”? | 1.4974 | 0.04677 | 195 | 115 | 63 | 17 |
372 | go with an abstract designer they said... | 1.4955 | 0.04735 | 224 | 141 | 55 | 28 |
373 | I would but I’m out of shape... | 1.4954 | 0.04686 | 216 | 133 | 59 | 24 |
374 | You should see what they did with the trucks. | 1.4951 | 0.04655 | 206 | 124 | 62 | 20 |
375 | It is time to embrace difference. | 1.4951 | 0.04789 | 204 | 128 | 53 | 23 |
376 | This one leads to the big red truck right? | 1.4951 | 0.04938 | 204 | 128 | 51 | 25 |
377 | See ya at the bottom? Be there or be square! | 1.4951 | 0.04530 | 204 | 123 | 63 | 18 |
378 | Why did they have to make the pole square too? | 1.4950 | 0.04539 | 200 | 117 | 67 | 16 |
379 | The entrance exam never said anything about geometry. | 1.4948 | 0.04954 | 192 | 118 | 53 | 21 |
380 | The captains daughter graduated in architecture. | 1.4939 | 0.04352 | 245 | 150 | 69 | 26 |
381 | I always get so nervous during these weekly IQ drills. | 1.4933 | 0.04548 | 225 | 138 | 63 | 24 |
382 | The triangles are not going to be happy. | 1.4929 | 0.04721 | 211 | 130 | 58 | 23 |
383 | I think I misunderstood when they told me to stay in shape. | 1.4928 | 0.04738 | 207 | 127 | 58 | 22 |
384 | Who decided we need a choice? | 1.4926 | 0.04756 | 203 | 124 | 58 | 21 |
385 | Is it a weird time to tell you that I never felt like I quite fit in here? | 1.4922 | 0.04989 | 193 | 120 | 51 | 22 |
386 | I think that this is the one we're to use when we're carrying the pizza in a box. | 1.4908 | 0.04422 | 218 | 130 | 69 | 19 |
387 | Do I have to decide now? | 1.4904 | 0.04721 | 208 | 128 | 58 | 22 |
388 | Still think those robots won’t take our jobs? | 1.4897 | 0.05129 | 194 | 124 | 45 | 25 |
389 | And that one leads to a strip club. | 1.4897 | 0.05023 | 194 | 122 | 49 | 23 |
390 | I can never remember which pole leads to the fire truck and which one leads to Satan's lap in hell. | 1.4896 | 0.05169 | 192 | 123 | 44 | 25 |
391 | You really have to be in shape for this. | 1.4887 | 0.04517 | 221 | 135 | 64 | 22 |
392 | Well they did tell us we have to be in shape for the job. | 1.4882 | 0.04424 | 211 | 125 | 69 | 17 |
393 | Another accomodation for that new SpongeBob hire | 1.4877 | 0.04956 | 203 | 129 | 49 | 25 |
394 | The Office of Diversity and Inclusion required it. | 1.4874 | 0.04825 | 199 | 123 | 55 | 21 |
395 | Stand back! It could be an elevator. | 1.4873 | 0.04807 | 197 | 123 | 53 | 21 |
396 | I heard that SpongeBob had joined the Department. | 1.4873 | 0.04753 | 197 | 122 | 55 | 20 |
397 | Didn't we already pass the cognitive test? | 1.4873 | 0.04642 | 197 | 118 | 62 | 17 |
398 | It's true. Everything I needed to know in life, I learned in kindergarten! | 1.4872 | 0.04324 | 195 | 111 | 73 | 11 |
399 | Looks like the Chief just back from another one of those creativity retreats. | 1.4872 | 0.05004 | 195 | 123 | 49 | 23 |
400 | The department wants us to get in shape. | 1.4869 | 0.04916 | 191 | 118 | 53 | 20 |
401 | I told you that new guy was a square! | 1.4868 | 0.04839 | 189 | 115 | 56 | 18 |
402 | Well, this is pretty alarming. | 1.4850 | 0.04482 | 200 | 118 | 67 | 15 |
403 | Contractor said to tell you his circular saw was broken. | 1.4847 | 0.04824 | 196 | 121 | 55 | 20 |
404 | Someone’s been cutting corners again. | 1.4847 | 0.04715 | 196 | 119 | 59 | 18 |
405 | I think I saw this on the SAT. | 1.4845 | 0.04969 | 194 | 122 | 50 | 22 |
406 | But the fire is at the Pentagon? | 1.4844 | 0.04897 | 192 | 119 | 53 | 20 |
407 | I wonder what the square route of this is. | 1.4844 | 0.04727 | 192 | 116 | 59 | 17 |
408 | Wow - the captain has really embraced neurodiversity | 1.4842 | 0.04763 | 190 | 115 | 58 | 17 |
409 | Square is for folks who had Moderna, and round for Pfizer, right? | 1.4839 | 0.04577 | 217 | 134 | 61 | 22 |
410 | I think I feel a cliche' coming on! | 1.4833 | 0.05135 | 180 | 113 | 47 | 20 |
411 | Unvaccinated to the right. | 1.4831 | 0.04990 | 178 | 109 | 52 | 17 |
412 | Which one did Peg just slide down? | 1.4831 | 0.04786 | 207 | 130 | 54 | 23 |
413 | This is what we get for submitting joke answers on the employee survey. | 1.4830 | 0.04966 | 176 | 107 | 53 | 16 |
414 | We've become polarized." | 1.4826 | 0.04737 | 201 | 124 | 57 | 20 |
415 | I told you man! The Chief is bipolar. | 1.4817 | 0.04608 | 218 | 136 | 59 | 23 |
416 | Don't be so obtuse. The square isn't. | 1.4815 | 0.04721 | 189 | 114 | 59 | 16 |
417 | We've begun recruiting Lego firefighters. | 1.4813 | 0.04992 | 187 | 117 | 50 | 20 |
418 | Which one’s the down pole?! | 1.4811 | 0.04797 | 212 | 135 | 52 | 25 |
419 | This is your final exam. | 1.4809 | 0.04891 | 183 | 112 | 54 | 17 |
420 | You go first. I've never really fit in. | 1.4807 | 0.04674 | 181 | 107 | 61 | 13 |
421 | I wish the city would stop cutting corners. | 1.4806 | 0.04602 | 206 | 126 | 61 | 19 |
422 | I told you this would happen once they gave us those personality tests. | 1.4800 | 0.04537 | 200 | 120 | 64 | 16 |
423 | Now? Now I'm supposed to figure out if I'm a 'round peg' guy or a 'square peg' guy?? | 1.4798 | 0.04841 | 198 | 124 | 53 | 21 |
424 | Express or local? | 1.4789 | 0.04877 | 190 | 118 | 53 | 19 |
425 | Good work, Johnson... Fire Chief Spongebob is gonna love it. | 1.4787 | 0.04738 | 188 | 114 | 58 | 16 |
426 | Is today odd or even? | 1.4787 | 0.04972 | 188 | 118 | 50 | 20 |
427 | Is this part of the job interview? | 1.4787 | 0.04856 | 188 | 116 | 54 | 18 |
428 | Wait—I know this one. | 1.4787 | 0.04972 | 188 | 118 | 50 | 20 |
429 | Ask for an escalator and this is their reasonable accommodation. | 1.4785 | 0.05011 | 186 | 117 | 49 | 20 |
430 | It just makes me uncomfortable, OK? It doesn’t mean I’m a shapist. | 1.4785 | 0.04752 | 209 | 132 | 54 | 23 |
431 | Is this a test? | 1.4783 | 0.04585 | 207 | 127 | 61 | 19 |
432 | They said there'd be no math. | 1.4783 | 0.04932 | 184 | 114 | 52 | 18 |
433 | So happy they got rid of that triangle… | 1.4783 | 0.04992 | 184 | 115 | 50 | 19 |
434 | Oh! We lost triangle!! | 1.4783 | 0.05051 | 184 | 116 | 48 | 20 |
435 | So Spongebob finally passed the exam ! | 1.4780 | 0.04720 | 205 | 128 | 56 | 21 |
436 | Oh no, do we square up or round down? | 1.4778 | 0.05073 | 180 | 113 | 48 | 19 |
437 | Could be for carrying square hose reels, but I can’t help thinking this pole is for pizza delivery. | 1.4776 | 0.04736 | 201 | 125 | 56 | 20 |
438 | Do we really need a wheelchair-accessible version? | 1.4772 | 0.05169 | 197 | 130 | 40 | 27 |
439 | The Bermuda triangle one has gone missing again | 1.4768 | 0.05703 | 151 | 97 | 36 | 18 |
440 | Not only are we the best fire house in the city; we’re also fully ADA-compliant. | 1.4762 | 0.04779 | 189 | 116 | 56 | 17 |
441 | We support gender equality but also geometric equality” | 1.4762 | 0.04720 | 189 | 115 | 58 | 16 |
442 | It was the pizza delivery guy's idea | 1.4754 | 0.05188 | 183 | 118 | 43 | 22 |
443 | They are poles apart! | 1.4754 | 0.05011 | 183 | 115 | 49 | 19 |
444 | I'll just never fit in | 1.4749 | 0.04775 | 179 | 108 | 57 | 14 |
445 | Just jump! It is not a political statement. | 1.4746 | 0.04944 | 177 | 109 | 52 | 16 |
446 | It's those personality testers again. | 1.4745 | 0.04657 | 196 | 120 | 59 | 17 |
447 | More workplace choice? | 1.4740 | 0.04608 | 192 | 116 | 61 | 15 |
448 | Looks like they've started to cut corners here. | 1.4739 | 0.04765 | 211 | 135 | 52 | 24 |
449 | And here I thought team pronouns would be the big issue. | 1.4737 | 0.04818 | 190 | 118 | 54 | 18 |
450 | Vaccinated or UnVaccinated? | 1.4734 | 0.04796 | 188 | 116 | 55 | 17 |
451 | I feel like either way, I'll be judged unfairly? | 1.4734 | 0.04826 | 169 | 101 | 56 | 12 |
452 | I guess my criticism of cutting corners was taken a little too literally | 1.4731 | 0.04866 | 167 | 100 | 55 | 12 |
453 | Remember, no wrong answer, no wrong answer... | 1.4731 | 0.04939 | 167 | 101 | 53 | 13 |
454 | All holes matter | 1.4728 | 0.05108 | 184 | 118 | 45 | 21 |
455 | Is this our new diversity and inclusion training? | 1.4725 | 0.04783 | 182 | 111 | 56 | 15 |
456 | It might be a distinction without a difference. | 1.4722 | 0.04820 | 180 | 110 | 55 | 15 |
457 | Well, it's just that I've always self-identified as more of an isosceles trapezoid kind of guy. | 1.4719 | 0.04589 | 178 | 105 | 62 | 11 |
458 | I just hope they didn't change the shape of the tires too. | 1.4716 | 0.05155 | 176 | 112 | 45 | 19 |
459 | They paused. "It must be our final test," Jason said. "One of us will be a fireman after this." With a PhD in analytical geometry, Darren was confident. But Jason also felt assured, having played with shapes as a child. Meanwhile, the city burned. | 1.4709 | 0.05112 | 172 | 108 | 47 | 17 |
460 | The pole not taken | 1.4702 | 0.05268 | 168 | 107 | 43 | 18 |
461 | Someone is yelling "Triangles Matter" | 1.4697 | 0.05097 | 198 | 131 | 41 | 26 |
462 | Zeno's Other Paradox: Either way you'll get there | 1.4696 | 0.04736 | 181 | 110 | 57 | 14 |
463 | This is stupid. Let’s take the stairs. | 1.4693 | 0.05029 | 179 | 113 | 48 | 18 |
464 | The moment when Steve had to admit he was square. | 1.4691 | 0.05193 | 162 | 101 | 46 | 15 |
465 | First the Myers-Briggs test and now this. The chief really is an INFJ. | 1.4686 | 0.05176 | 175 | 112 | 44 | 19 |
466 | It's hard getting used to all these changes Captain SquarePants has been making since his promotion. | 1.4686 | 0.05047 | 175 | 110 | 48 | 17 |
467 | I though these were supposed to be gender-neutral. | 1.4686 | 0.05047 | 175 | 110 | 48 | 17 |
468 | It's like the normal one, just a bit more edgy. | 1.4682 | 0.05155 | 173 | 110 | 45 | 18 |
469 | After the pandemic, nothing fits. | 1.4678 | 0.04996 | 171 | 106 | 50 | 15 |
470 | I am trying to get in better shape. | 1.4677 | 0.04520 | 186 | 111 | 63 | 12 |
471 | I told them not recruit Spongebob | 1.4675 | 0.05108 | 169 | 106 | 47 | 16 |
472 | Hmmm, she said I wasn't well-rounded, but she never called me a square. | 1.4667 | 0.04818 | 180 | 111 | 54 | 15 |
473 | It’s be there or be square, man | 1.4667 | 0.05337 | 165 | 106 | 41 | 18 |
474 | I've been preparing for this since I was a baby. | 1.4658 | 0.05215 | 161 | 101 | 45 | 15 |
475 | This wasn’t in the diversity training | 1.4656 | 0.04892 | 189 | 120 | 50 | 19 |
476 | I don't recall being asked about spatial cognition on my entrance exam. | 1.4655 | 0.04934 | 174 | 108 | 51 | 15 |
477 | Can't do it sarge. I'm feeling more like a triangle today. | 1.4651 | 0.04906 | 172 | 106 | 52 | 14 |
478 | They didn't tell me there'd be math. | 1.4647 | 0.05286 | 170 | 110 | 41 | 19 |
479 | It's been confusing ever since they started renting out the station to a strip club. | 1.4647 | 0.05220 | 170 | 109 | 43 | 18 |
480 | I told them 'Pi R squared' not 'square'! | 1.4647 | 0.05286 | 170 | 110 | 41 | 19 |
481 | That one goes straight to hell. | 1.4647 | 0.05153 | 170 | 108 | 45 | 17 |
482 | Careful, that one goes up. | 1.4630 | 0.05264 | 162 | 103 | 43 | 16 |
483 | Everything is different after the pandemic | 1.4629 | 0.04778 | 175 | 107 | 55 | 13 |
484 | The square one is for cisgender white males, right? | 1.4625 | 0.05385 | 160 | 103 | 40 | 17 |
485 | My last job was not a good fit. | 1.4620 | 0.04970 | 158 | 96 | 51 | 11 |
486 | Sorry, I identify as octagonal. | 1.4620 | 0.05197 | 171 | 112 | 40 | 19 |
487 | I just thought when they said ‘workplace improvements’ they meant more vacation or something | 1.4620 | 0.04925 | 171 | 106 | 51 | 14 |
488 | Hold on, this problem showed up on my kid's homework the other night. | 1.4615 | 0.05174 | 169 | 108 | 44 | 17 |
489 | Square. Round. I'm non-binary. | 1.4615 | 0.05176 | 156 | 97 | 46 | 13 |
490 | I have always struggled to fit in. | 1.4607 | 0.05231 | 178 | 117 | 40 | 21 |
491 | I hate updating to a new OS. | 1.4606 | 0.05194 | 165 | 105 | 44 | 16 |
492 | But....What if you're a triangle? | 1.4606 | 0.05194 | 165 | 105 | 44 | 16 |
493 | I guess i just never really fit in. | 1.4603 | 0.04654 | 189 | 117 | 57 | 15 |
494 | This looks like some kind of test. | 1.4602 | 0.04619 | 176 | 106 | 59 | 11 |
495 | I don't know. Let's Google it. | 1.4601 | 0.05240 | 163 | 104 | 43 | 16 |
496 | Call the Block Captain!! | 1.4596 | 0.04662 | 161 | 95 | 58 | 8 |
497 | Square for lunch, round for fire! | 1.4595 | 0.04966 | 185 | 119 | 47 | 19 |
498 | They must really want us to get in shape. | 1.4593 | 0.05107 | 172 | 110 | 45 | 17 |
499 | As long as 1/2 (h) ≥ r, we'll be fine. | 1.4593 | 0.05107 | 172 | 110 | 45 | 17 |
500 | It's to make sure we're awake. | 1.4591 | 0.04784 | 159 | 95 | 55 | 9 |
501 | I guess Peg won her lawsuit. | 1.4591 | 0.05334 | 159 | 102 | 41 | 16 |
502 | I really don't think Robert Frost is going to help us on this one. | 1.4591 | 0.05482 | 159 | 104 | 37 | 18 |
503 | This is gonna be a workflow issue | 1.4591 | 0.05408 | 159 | 103 | 39 | 17 |
504 | This reminds me of the aptitude test we had to take when we applied | 1.4588 | 0.05218 | 170 | 110 | 42 | 18 |
505 | Pick for me. I can't make decisions under pressure. | 1.4586 | 0.05046 | 181 | 117 | 45 | 19 |
506 | Which one’s the water pipe? | 1.4581 | 0.05197 | 155 | 97 | 45 | 13 |
507 | Alarming, how the brass can’t keep well enough alone. | 1.4576 | 0.04872 | 177 | 111 | 51 | 15 |
508 | I know the department is cutting corners, but this seems excessive. | 1.4575 | 0.05485 | 153 | 99 | 38 | 16 |
509 | Is this some kind of psychological test? | 1.4570 | 0.05124 | 151 | 93 | 47 | 11 |
510 | It’s the up pole .... | 1.4570 | 0.05210 | 151 | 94 | 45 | 12 |
511 | Which one do I use if I'm non-binary? | 1.4566 | 0.05467 | 173 | 117 | 33 | 23 |
512 | Either way I feel like I’m choosing the wrong one | 1.4560 | 0.04582 | 182 | 111 | 59 | 12 |
513 | The captain did say the department needed to start cutting corners. | 1.4556 | 0.05033 | 169 | 107 | 47 | 15 |
514 | I don't remember which one of these goes up and which one goes down. | 1.4556 | 0.05371 | 169 | 112 | 37 | 20 |
515 | On second thought maybe I'll take the stairs. | 1.4556 | 0.05305 | 169 | 111 | 39 | 19 |
516 | But am I square shouldered or pot bellied? | 1.4556 | 0.05033 | 169 | 107 | 47 | 15 |
517 | Good thing we’re in shape. | 1.4556 | 0.04877 | 180 | 114 | 50 | 16 |
518 | We got rid of the Bermuda triangle; guys just disappeared. | 1.4551 | 0.05615 | 167 | 114 | 30 | 23 |
519 | Remember, if it's taking too much time, skip it and go to the next question. | 1.4545 | 0.04956 | 176 | 112 | 48 | 16 |
520 | I think it’s part of the Captain’s new diversity program. | 1.4545 | 0.04898 | 165 | 102 | 51 | 12 |
521 | They never discussed this at the academy. | 1.4545 | 0.05046 | 165 | 104 | 47 | 14 |
522 | Don’t be so critical Dave, it’s hip to be square these days. | 1.4545 | 0.05046 | 165 | 106 | 44 | 15 |
523 | I'm not sure I'm in shape for this. | 1.4540 | 0.05236 | 163 | 105 | 42 | 16 |
524 | Sponge Bob joined our department recently... | 1.4540 | 0.05164 | 163 | 104 | 44 | 15 |
525 | The day geometry caused a house to burn down... | 1.4536 | 0.04942 | 183 | 118 | 47 | 18 |
526 | That one is the fire exit. | 1.4535 | 0.05104 | 172 | 111 | 44 | 17 |
527 | Where do you suppose this one goes? | 1.4530 | 0.05103 | 181 | 119 | 42 | 20 |
528 | Ok the circle is for fire and the square is for cat rescue...or is it the other way around? | 1.4529 | 0.04940 | 170 | 107 | 49 | 14 |
529 | Choose carefully. They're watching. | 1.4520 | 0.04735 | 177 | 110 | 54 | 13 |
530 | Jeez, I’m really not cut out for this job! | 1.4516 | 0.04860 | 155 | 94 | 52 | 9 |
531 | Which one is for up and which one is for down? | 1.4514 | 0.05231 | 175 | 116 | 39 | 20 |
532 | The one on your right is for dirty clothes. | 1.4512 | 0.05212 | 164 | 106 | 42 | 16 |
533 | Glad to see they're not cutting corners anymore. | 1.4510 | 0.05323 | 153 | 100 | 38 | 15 |
534 | Is the fire at the town square, or the roundabout? | 1.4510 | 0.04989 | 153 | 94 | 49 | 10 |
535 | I know it's an emergency but I'm non-binary. | 1.4506 | 0.05258 | 162 | 105 | 41 | 16 |
536 | Our lawyer said this was reasonable accommodation. | 1.4497 | 0.05167 | 149 | 93 | 45 | 11 |
537 | I guess I’ll just take the stairs. | 1.4490 | 0.05125 | 147 | 91 | 46 | 10 |
538 | Which one should I use if my body is pear shaped? | 1.4490 | 0.05304 | 147 | 93 | 42 | 12 |
539 | Why does everything have to be a moment of reckoning nowadays? | 1.4489 | 0.04952 | 176 | 113 | 47 | 16 |
540 | Either way, we're getting shafted | 1.4487 | 0.05326 | 156 | 101 | 40 | 15 |
541 | Do you think this is a personality quiz to see how we fit in | 1.4486 | 0.04527 | 185 | 114 | 59 | 12 |
542 | Peg never remembers to use the round hole. | 1.4481 | 0.05296 | 154 | 99 | 41 | 14 |
543 | Chief Smith has been influenced by cubism. | 1.4472 | 0.05054 | 161 | 102 | 46 | 13 |
544 | Why did we agree to share the building with a preschool? | 1.4468 | 0.05552 | 141 | 91 | 37 | 13 |
545 | « be there or be square, that is the question » | 1.4468 | 0.05367 | 141 | 89 | 41 | 11 |
546 | I hate to see the new uniforms. | 1.4467 | 0.05396 | 150 | 97 | 39 | 14 |
547 | My High School math teacher was right. Geometry does have real world applications | 1.4467 | 0.05227 | 150 | 95 | 43 | 12 |
548 | Did they say the fire was at Union Square or Columbus Circle? | 1.4465 | 0.05475 | 159 | 106 | 35 | 18 |
549 | Chief, the city's been cutting corners again! | 1.4459 | 0.05143 | 157 | 100 | 44 | 13 |
550 | Those regulations were not kidding about wheelchair accessibility. | 1.4458 | 0.05163 | 166 | 108 | 42 | 16 |
551 | Don't you think this is taking diversity a little too far? | 1.4458 | 0.04796 | 166 | 103 | 52 | 11 |
552 | What is this, your "two roads diverged in the wood" moment? | 1.4452 | 0.05146 | 146 | 91 | 45 | 10 |
553 | Strange - I thought they were trying to cut corners | 1.4452 | 0.05753 | 146 | 98 | 31 | 17 |
554 | This entrance exam is really hard! | 1.4452 | 0.05270 | 155 | 100 | 41 | 14 |
555 | Now, which one is fire and which one is rescue? | 1.4452 | 0.05108 | 155 | 98 | 45 | 12 |
556 | We did not train for this option. | 1.4444 | 0.05556 | 153 | 102 | 34 | 17 |
557 | I don’t think I'm in the right shape for this. | 1.4444 | 0.05237 | 153 | 98 | 42 | 13 |
558 | They've squared the circle! Do we call the math or philosophy departments? | 1.4444 | 0.05030 | 162 | 103 | 46 | 13 |
559 | It's part of HR's diversity campaign. Nor more forcing square pegs into round holes. | 1.4444 | 0.05237 | 153 | 98 | 42 | 13 |
560 | Choose wisely Rookie. | 1.4444 | 0.05121 | 171 | 112 | 42 | 17 |
561 | But I can’t, I’m a triangle! | 1.4438 | 0.05074 | 160 | 102 | 45 | 13 |
562 | Wait till you see the firehose. | 1.4438 | 0.05301 | 160 | 105 | 39 | 16 |
563 | Let’s take a poll | 1.4437 | 0.05450 | 151 | 101 | 34 | 16 |
564 | My life feels like a metaphor. | 1.4429 | 0.05578 | 140 | 91 | 36 | 13 |
565 | I've always thought of myself as more of a star than anything else | 1.4424 | 0.05039 | 165 | 106 | 45 | 14 |
566 | Fire’s on 9th. Take the square route, you’ll be there in 3. | 1.4424 | 0.05595 | 165 | 114 | 29 | 22 |
567 | Chuck, let me introduce you to the post-modern side of fire-fighting. | 1.4423 | 0.05322 | 156 | 102 | 39 | 15 |
568 | The new budget is really leading the captain to cut corners! | 1.4417 | 0.05007 | 163 | 104 | 46 | 13 |
569 | One of these options is more pointless than the other | 1.4417 | 0.04775 | 163 | 101 | 52 | 10 |
570 | Haters will say it doesn't matter | 1.4416 | 0.05527 | 154 | 103 | 34 | 17 |
571 | That’s only for 3.14-alarm fires. | 1.4414 | 0.05696 | 145 | 97 | 32 | 16 |
572 | That one? For the stripper." | 1.4412 | 0.05140 | 170 | 112 | 41 | 17 |
573 | One leads to a fire truck, the other to a bachelorette party, choose wisely | 1.4410 | 0.05562 | 161 | 110 | 31 | 20 |
574 | If I land in a cubicle I’m quitting. | 1.4406 | 0.05310 | 143 | 91 | 41 | 11 |
575 | Our critical flow is unnecessarily hindered by this decision point. | 1.4406 | 0.05492 | 143 | 93 | 37 | 13 |
576 | Choose your own adventure | 1.4406 | 0.05401 | 143 | 92 | 39 | 12 |
577 | In theory it should work just fine, but I just can't bring myself to use it. | 1.4403 | 0.05171 | 159 | 103 | 42 | 14 |
578 | No, you can’t think about it for a minute… | 1.4403 | 0.05248 | 159 | 104 | 40 | 15 |
579 | Again, which one is up? | 1.4400 | 0.05048 | 150 | 94 | 46 | 10 |
580 | I didn't know SpongeBob had joined the Department. | 1.4400 | 0.05714 | 150 | 102 | 30 | 18 |
581 | I hate these IQ tests! | 1.4397 | 0.05638 | 141 | 93 | 34 | 14 |
582 | This one's wheelchair accessible. | 1.4388 | 0.05510 | 139 | 90 | 37 | 12 |
583 | There is a parallel universe! | 1.4388 | 0.05876 | 139 | 94 | 29 | 16 |
584 | Wait! Don't tell me ... I can get this. | 1.4388 | 0.05510 | 139 | 90 | 37 | 12 |
585 | I just don't know where I fit in.... | 1.4388 | 0.05604 | 139 | 91 | 35 | 13 |
586 | Wow, John- you were right! Pot is amazing. | 1.4388 | 0.05604 | 139 | 91 | 35 | 13 |
587 | It's part of the new diversity training. | 1.4384 | 0.05048 | 146 | 91 | 46 | 9 |
588 | Well, it depends on who you think won the 2020 election. | 1.4384 | 0.05748 | 146 | 99 | 30 | 17 |
589 | It wasn't enough that they had to break the glass ceiling, now they're messing with the floors! | 1.4384 | 0.05496 | 146 | 96 | 36 | 14 |
590 | I choose this one. The other way is pointless. | 1.4380 | 0.05269 | 137 | 86 | 42 | 9 |
591 | Which one will make me look fatter? | 1.4380 | 0.05370 | 137 | 87 | 40 | 10 |
592 | Apparently the older guys prefer it. | 1.4379 | 0.04892 | 153 | 95 | 49 | 9 |
593 | It must be our diversity and inclusion policy. | 1.4375 | 0.05281 | 144 | 92 | 41 | 11 |
594 | Did you square it with the boss? | 1.4375 | 0.05069 | 160 | 103 | 44 | 13 |
595 | I never understood why we needed the first one ... since we only have one floor | 1.4371 | 0.05280 | 151 | 101 | 36 | 14 |
596 | But I'm still trying to figure what kind of peg I am. | 1.4371 | 0.04935 | 151 | 94 | 48 | 9 |
597 | Let's make a decision tree." | 1.4371 | 0.05363 | 151 | 99 | 38 | 14 |
598 | We only use when the other one when the Guggenheim’s on fire | 1.4370 | 0.05817 | 135 | 90 | 31 | 14 |
599 | I think the chief must want us to get in better shapes. | 1.4368 | 0.04711 | 174 | 110 | 52 | 12 |
600 | Is this some sort of psychological test? | 1.4367 | 0.04788 | 158 | 98 | 51 | 9 |
601 | I still don't understand why they would let a preschool teacher design a fire station. | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
602 | Gee i guess "I'm the square peg here so you take the round hole | 1.4362 | 0.05660 | 149 | 101 | 31 | 17 |
603 | Square peg round hole? Or round peg square hole? I can never remember. | 1.4362 | 0.05068 | 149 | 94 | 45 | 10 |
604 | So it's true; we're being replaced by robots. | 1.4361 | 0.05880 | 133 | 89 | 30 | 14 |
605 | It's okay, don't panic! We've been training for this since we were babies. | 1.4361 | 0.05582 | 133 | 86 | 36 | 11 |
606 | So, what kind of shape are you in today? | 1.4359 | 0.05317 | 156 | 103 | 38 | 15 |
607 | Looks like my training was all for naught, I 'm back to square one. | 1.4359 | 0.05159 | 156 | 101 | 42 | 13 |
608 | Our equity and inclusion efforts often leave me baffled. | 1.4359 | 0.05239 | 156 | 102 | 40 | 14 |
609 | Is this what the chief meant when he said to get squared away??? | 1.4357 | 0.05572 | 140 | 92 | 35 | 13 |
610 | Don’t worry; you’ll fit in somewhere. | 1.4354 | 0.05467 | 147 | 97 | 36 | 14 |
611 | We can cover more area going this way. | 1.4354 | 0.05114 | 147 | 93 | 44 | 10 |
612 | When did Sponge Bob join the station? | 1.4351 | 0.05536 | 131 | 84 | 37 | 10 |
613 | What did you get on the Myers Briggs test? | 1.4351 | 0.05641 | 131 | 85 | 35 | 11 |
614 | I am geometrically opposed to this idea. | 1.4351 | 0.05287 | 154 | 101 | 39 | 14 |
615 | Ah, yes...the dreaded Euclid County firefighter exam! | 1.4348 | 0.05340 | 138 | 88 | 40 | 10 |
616 | Too many choices. I'm taking the stairs. | 1.4348 | 0.05138 | 138 | 86 | 44 | 8 |
617 | You know what? Fuck 'em. Let it burn. | 1.4345 | 0.05520 | 145 | 96 | 35 | 14 |
618 | Shouldn't there be a gender neutral option? | 1.4345 | 0.05068 | 145 | 91 | 45 | 9 |
619 | You know, I really need to get in shape. | 1.4340 | 0.04930 | 159 | 101 | 47 | 11 |
620 | Just be grateful they decided against the triangle. | 1.4336 | 0.05115 | 143 | 90 | 44 | 9 |
621 | Ok hold on... Was it square for a fire, circle for a cat in a tree, or vice versa? | 1.4333 | 0.05302 | 150 | 98 | 39 | 13 |
622 | It's all because Murphy complained to the Chief that he felt like a square peg in a round hole in this fire station. | 1.4333 | 0.05302 | 150 | 98 | 39 | 13 |
623 | Are you sure the square one is for down? | 1.4318 | 0.05504 | 132 | 85 | 37 | 10 |
624 | Putting in this extra hole to mess with the probies is the best six hundred bucks I ever spent. | 1.4318 | 0.05710 | 132 | 87 | 33 | 12 |
625 | Now that's alarming. | 1.4317 | 0.05408 | 139 | 90 | 38 | 11 |
626 | Yes! I finally feel like I fit here. | 1.4317 | 0.04902 | 139 | 85 | 48 | 6 |
627 | It must be one of those new diversity initiatives. | 1.4312 | 0.05064 | 160 | 104 | 43 | 13 |
628 | Come on Frank, you're the one who 'enjoys mathematics', so you should take the square route! | 1.4309 | 0.05089 | 181 | 123 | 38 | 20 |
629 | Is nothing sacred anymore? | 1.4308 | 0.05772 | 130 | 86 | 32 | 12 |
630 | This is blatant shape-ism. | 1.4305 | 0.04929 | 151 | 95 | 47 | 9 |
631 | It's part of the Department's new Diversity and Inclusion Effort. | 1.4303 | 0.05245 | 165 | 111 | 37 | 17 |
632 | Oh man, I got into firefighting to avoid false dichotomies | 1.4296 | 0.05617 | 135 | 89 | 34 | 12 |
633 | We have a 50/50 shot of getting this right. | 1.4295 | 0.04880 | 149 | 93 | 48 | 8 |
634 | The chief did say we've been cutting corners. | 1.4295 | 0.05151 | 149 | 96 | 42 | 11 |
635 | Finally! Square Peg got his round pole! | 1.4295 | 0.05151 | 149 | 96 | 42 | 11 |
636 | My mother told me I'd never fit in this job. | 1.4286 | 0.05282 | 140 | 90 | 40 | 10 |
637 | Just my luck. I'm a quadrilateral." | 1.4286 | 0.05040 | 161 | 105 | 43 | 13 |
638 | See? This is what happens when you hire 2 contractors.... | 1.4286 | 0.05473 | 140 | 92 | 36 | 12 |
639 | It’s another workplace diversity training drill. | 1.4286 | 0.05036 | 168 | 111 | 42 | 15 |
640 | When I called our crew a bunch of squares I didn’t think Steve would take it literally. | 1.4286 | 0.04949 | 154 | 98 | 46 | 10 |
641 | Vaccinated on the right, other on the left. | 1.4286 | 0.05473 | 140 | 92 | 36 | 12 |
642 | Now I forget, which one goes down? | 1.4286 | 0.05281 | 154 | 102 | 38 | 14 |
643 | This wasn't on the test. | 1.4276 | 0.05248 | 152 | 100 | 39 | 13 |
644 | I've been preparing for this since I was a kid. | 1.4275 | 0.05623 | 138 | 92 | 33 | 13 |
645 | I'm starting to feel like I'm bipolar. | 1.4275 | 0.05738 | 131 | 87 | 32 | 12 |
646 | This was the wrong time to not cut corners. | 1.4267 | 0.05380 | 150 | 100 | 36 | 14 |
647 | No McSweeney, that’s for Rubik, we take the one on the left. | 1.4267 | 0.05036 | 150 | 96 | 44 | 10 |
648 | Not all of us were cut out to be firemen. | 1.4265 | 0.05386 | 136 | 88 | 38 | 10 |
649 | This diversity training is really getting out of hand. | 1.4265 | 0.05386 | 136 | 88 | 38 | 10 |
650 | Why didn’t they just paint one pole red and one pole blue? | 1.4265 | 0.05284 | 136 | 87 | 40 | 9 |
651 | Diversity arrives at the Fire Department. | 1.4258 | 0.05092 | 155 | 101 | 42 | 12 |
652 | This is our diversity training?! | 1.4255 | 0.04955 | 141 | 92 | 40 | 9 |
653 | That one is for Chief SpongeBob. | 1.4254 | 0.05336 | 134 | 86 | 39 | 9 |
654 | One of these is for emergencies, the other is just for fun. | 1.4252 | 0.05422 | 127 | 81 | 38 | 8 |
655 | I'm just glad they removed the X slot. | 1.4248 | 0.05383 | 153 | 103 | 35 | 15 |
656 | This looks like a trap. | 1.4248 | 0.05053 | 153 | 99 | 43 | 11 |
657 | Did you have the donuts or waffles this morning? | 1.4248 | 0.05383 | 153 | 103 | 35 | 15 |
658 | Should we take the local or the express? | 1.4248 | 0.05540 | 153 | 105 | 31 | 17 |
659 | Dammit! They hired that abstract firehouse architect. | 1.4247 | 0.05570 | 146 | 99 | 32 | 15 |
660 | Which is better? Let’s jump to a conclusion. | 1.4247 | 0.05309 | 146 | 96 | 38 | 12 |
661 | In case of fire, take the squares. | 1.4245 | 0.05591 | 139 | 93 | 33 | 13 |
662 | Just choose one, Peg. | 1.4242 | 0.06095 | 132 | 92 | 24 | 16 |
663 | Which one goes up? | 1.4240 | 0.05479 | 125 | 80 | 37 | 8 |
664 | They forgot the triangle again | 1.4238 | 0.05184 | 151 | 99 | 40 | 12 |
665 | Am I a well rounded person or just a square? So confusing. | 1.4234 | 0.05835 | 137 | 94 | 28 | 15 |
666 | New inclusion and diversity policy. | 1.4233 | 0.05067 | 163 | 108 | 41 | 14 |
667 | It’s cool. We don’t discriminate. | 1.4231 | 0.04985 | 156 | 101 | 44 | 11 |
668 | That one is purely recreational. | 1.4231 | 0.05446 | 130 | 84 | 37 | 9 |
669 | I never can remember which is down and which is up. | 1.4226 | 0.04887 | 168 | 110 | 45 | 13 |
670 | Firefighter Training: Day 1, Lesson 1. Your choice here will go a long way to determining your success on this course. | 1.4225 | 0.05504 | 142 | 95 | 34 | 13 |
671 | I liked the old normal. | 1.4225 | 0.05412 | 142 | 94 | 36 | 12 |
672 | This seemed funnier as a concept. | 1.4225 | 0.05128 | 142 | 91 | 42 | 9 |
673 | They both lead to the truck, but one works your core and the other one tones your gluteals. | 1.4222 | 0.05708 | 135 | 91 | 31 | 13 |
674 | Welcome to the first geometrically inclusive firehouse. | 1.4219 | 0.05828 | 128 | 86 | 30 | 12 |
675 | It's part of our diversity policy. | 1.4211 | 0.05568 | 133 | 88 | 34 | 11 |
676 | I didn’t know I should take “get in shape” so literally. | 1.4211 | 0.05464 | 133 | 87 | 36 | 10 |
677 | Not sure this is what the diversity trainers had in mind. | 1.4207 | 0.05148 | 145 | 94 | 41 | 10 |
678 | Wait, do they need first responders, or first graders? | 1.4196 | 0.05822 | 143 | 100 | 26 | 17 |
679 | I was told there would be no math. | 1.4194 | 0.05003 | 155 | 101 | 43 | 11 |
680 | I guess they hired that Lego guy. | 1.4191 | 0.05378 | 136 | 89 | 37 | 10 |
681 | Male and female? | 1.4191 | 0.05479 | 136 | 90 | 35 | 11 |
682 | What the hole | 1.4191 | 0.05479 | 136 | 90 | 35 | 11 |
683 | Someone complained that the "manhole" was sexist | 1.4184 | 0.05527 | 141 | 95 | 33 | 13 |
684 | It's never been the same since the Chief joined that Mensa Society. | 1.4179 | 0.05535 | 134 | 89 | 34 | 11 |
685 | Well, at least they kept the slide pole round | 1.4179 | 0.05734 | 134 | 91 | 30 | 13 |
686 | Why is this a binary choice? | 1.4178 | 0.05212 | 146 | 96 | 39 | 11 |
687 | Whoa, that's new! Are we woke now? | 1.4173 | 0.05413 | 127 | 82 | 37 | 8 |
688 | Diversification is really catching on. | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
689 | See? Told ya the new chief is bipolar. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
690 | Just pick a Hole & a Pole - - Either way we’ll get to the Bottom of this | 1.4167 | 0.05624 | 120 | 78 | 34 | 8 |
691 | You guys really think I'm a square. | 1.4167 | 0.04978 | 156 | 102 | 43 | 11 |
692 | Time was those square guys couldn't get public service jobs... | 1.4167 | 0.04894 | 156 | 101 | 45 | 10 |
693 | The workmanship suffers these days. The contractor is cutting corners. | 1.4161 | 0.04958 | 149 | 96 | 44 | 9 |
694 | These trust-building exercises get dumber every year. | 1.4160 | 0.05350 | 125 | 80 | 38 | 7 |
695 | Screw Freud, I'm goin' in. | 1.4155 | 0.05217 | 142 | 93 | 39 | 10 |
696 | Everything is polarized these days. | 1.4154 | 0.05545 | 130 | 86 | 34 | 10 |
697 | Your final test will be a self-evaluation exercise. | 1.4154 | 0.05437 | 130 | 85 | 36 | 9 |
698 | Wait! Which one is the trash chute? | 1.4154 | 0.05652 | 130 | 87 | 32 | 11 |
699 | I’m wishing I paid more attention in nursery school. | 1.4148 | 0.05796 | 135 | 93 | 28 | 14 |
700 | The pole used to be square too. | 1.4146 | 0.05406 | 123 | 79 | 37 | 7 |
701 | Take the one on the right – the fire's at Times Square. | 1.4145 | 0.04800 | 152 | 97 | 47 | 8 |
702 | I don't know myself well enough to make this decision. | 1.4143 | 0.04965 | 140 | 89 | 44 | 7 |
703 | Which one goes up again? | 1.4143 | 0.05168 | 140 | 91 | 40 | 9 |
704 | Take the square one. The other goes up. | 1.4141 | 0.05604 | 128 | 85 | 33 | 10 |
705 | What happened here? We have to get to the bottom of this! | 1.4135 | 0.05243 | 133 | 86 | 39 | 8 |
706 | Remind me again which one goes down. | 1.4135 | 0.05133 | 133 | 85 | 41 | 7 |
707 | It's a multiple choice test. | 1.4127 | 0.05318 | 126 | 83 | 35 | 8 |
708 | 'I'm confused...do we strip before we slide?' | 1.4122 | 0.05618 | 131 | 88 | 32 | 11 |
709 | The alarm is going off John, just pick one. | 1.4122 | 0.05183 | 131 | 84 | 40 | 7 |
710 | Don't worry. It identifies as round. | 1.4118 | 0.05267 | 136 | 89 | 38 | 9 |
711 | I always pick the wrong one. | 1.4118 | 0.05370 | 136 | 90 | 36 | 10 |
712 | This job just got real. | 1.4118 | 0.05522 | 119 | 77 | 35 | 7 |
713 | Pancakes or waffles? | 1.4118 | 0.05650 | 119 | 78 | 33 | 8 |
714 | If it were up to me, I would take the latter! | 1.4118 | 0.05370 | 136 | 90 | 36 | 10 |
715 | You save Spongebob and I’ll save Mrs. Pac-Man, got it? | 1.4113 | 0.05611 | 141 | 97 | 30 | 14 |
716 | Don't worry, we sanitize the poles after dance practice" | 1.4113 | 0.05237 | 141 | 95 | 35 | 11 |
717 | Wait, we don’t know where this goes. | 1.4110 | 0.05294 | 146 | 98 | 36 | 12 |
718 | I'm betting on this one: They told us the fire was down the block." | 1.4110 | 0.05020 | 146 | 95 | 42 | 9 |
719 | Back to square one! | 1.4110 | 0.04828 | 146 | 93 | 46 | 7 |
720 | The Chief is adamant that we stay in shape. | 1.4110 | 0.05383 | 146 | 99 | 34 | 13 |
721 | The boss said we had to improve on diversity. | 1.4109 | 0.05678 | 129 | 87 | 31 | 11 |
722 | Is that our new diversity and inclusion statement? | 1.4106 | 0.05501 | 151 | 105 | 30 | 16 |
723 | Conley made it down. That says a lot about him. | 1.4104 | 0.05424 | 134 | 89 | 35 | 10 |
724 | It's for Amazon deliveries... | 1.4101 | 0.05575 | 139 | 95 | 31 | 13 |
725 | The psychologist insisted on it. | 1.4098 | 0.05673 | 122 | 81 | 32 | 9 |
726 | I liked the red pole/blue pole choice better | 1.4098 | 0.05303 | 122 | 78 | 38 | 6 |
727 | Sometimes Peg gets stuck in the round one. | 1.4097 | 0.05160 | 144 | 95 | 39 | 10 |
728 | Lets think outside the box now. | 1.4094 | 0.05286 | 127 | 82 | 38 | 7 |
729 | Must everything in our world be politicized? | 1.4094 | 0.05517 | 127 | 84 | 34 | 9 |
730 | There's no time to cut corners! | 1.4091 | 0.05180 | 154 | 104 | 37 | 13 |
731 | The square pegs have unionized. | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
732 | I see they're not risking leaving any diversity stone unturned | 1.4091 | 0.05479 | 132 | 88 | 34 | 10 |
733 | I appreciate corporate’s nod to all shapes and sizes. | 1.4083 | 0.05487 | 120 | 78 | 35 | 7 |
734 | Square peg, round hole or round peg, square hole? | 1.4083 | 0.05613 | 120 | 79 | 33 | 8 |
735 | Makes we wish the Department hadn't abandoned Myers-Briggs. | 1.4080 | 0.05803 | 125 | 85 | 29 | 11 |
736 | I'm not sure which, but one of these is the garbage incinerator | 1.4080 | 0.05576 | 125 | 83 | 33 | 9 |
737 | Square for speed, circle for comfort. | 1.4080 | 0.05459 | 125 | 82 | 35 | 8 |
738 | He couldn't remember pi, but he squared the radius... | 1.4079 | 0.04882 | 152 | 102 | 40 | 10 |
739 | I wonder where this one goes? How about you go first. | 1.4072 | 0.04586 | 167 | 108 | 50 | 9 |
740 | I forget, is it square down, or square up? | 1.4071 | 0.05543 | 140 | 96 | 31 | 13 |
741 | Strict Battalion rules - Columbus Circle, Washington Square, otherwise take the stairs. | 1.4071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 88 | 47 | 5 |
742 | I forget - is the square hole for coming up or going down? | 1.4071 | 0.05571 | 113 | 73 | 34 | 6 |
743 | But what if I’m the round peg? | 1.4069 | 0.05315 | 145 | 98 | 35 | 12 |
744 | Whoa! Almost went down the nerd pole. | 1.4068 | 0.05802 | 118 | 79 | 30 | 9 |
745 | When they said diversity and inclusion training, they really meant it. | 1.4067 | 0.05359 | 150 | 103 | 33 | 14 |
746 | I'd heard that Spongebob Squarepants did a great job in the interview . . . | 1.4067 | 0.05275 | 150 | 102 | 35 | 13 |
747 | The Chief put that in place when Sponge Bob joined the team. | 1.4062 | 0.05703 | 128 | 87 | 30 | 11 |
748 | I feel like this is some sort of IQ test and I’m about to fail. | 1.4062 | 0.04890 | 128 | 80 | 44 | 4 |
749 | Guess we are going back to square one. | 1.4056 | 0.05274 | 143 | 96 | 36 | 11 |
750 | On second thought, you first. | 1.4054 | 0.05778 | 111 | 73 | 31 | 7 |
751 | This is WAY harder than when I first took the test. | 1.4054 | 0.05335 | 111 | 70 | 37 | 4 |
752 | The new administration said they wouldn’t cut corners when it came to firefighters’s safety. | 1.4050 | 0.05577 | 121 | 80 | 33 | 8 |
753 | Who’s the square peg in the round hole now, Bill? | 1.4050 | 0.05818 | 121 | 82 | 29 | 10 |
754 | “According to the training manual the square one is a laundry chute.” | 1.4048 | 0.05766 | 126 | 86 | 29 | 11 |
755 | One of them leads to the septic tank | 1.4046 | 0.05502 | 131 | 88 | 33 | 10 |
756 | This job can be a little infantilizing sometimes. | 1.4044 | 0.05753 | 136 | 95 | 27 | 14 |
757 | It's a diversity thing. | 1.4041 | 0.05286 | 146 | 99 | 35 | 12 |
758 | The square hole is for laundry. | 1.4035 | 0.05533 | 114 | 74 | 34 | 6 |
759 | It’s for the performance review. Quick, what shape is the third hole? | 1.4034 | 0.06123 | 119 | 83 | 24 | 12 |
760 | So I guess this one’s on Zoom. | 1.4034 | 0.05380 | 119 | 77 | 36 | 6 |
761 | I guess the captain really wants us to get in shapes. | 1.4032 | 0.05600 | 124 | 83 | 32 | 9 |
762 | The old one was pointless. | 1.4032 | 0.05482 | 124 | 82 | 34 | 8 |
763 | I’m all about choice in the workplace, but this is unnecessary... | 1.4032 | 0.05482 | 124 | 82 | 34 | 8 |
764 | I think it’s what you would call an existential dilemma. | 1.4032 | 0.05600 | 124 | 83 | 32 | 9 |
765 | Management is cutting corners again! | 1.4031 | 0.05668 | 129 | 88 | 30 | 11 |
766 | HR's new diversity program. Wait 'til you see the restrooms. | 1.4031 | 0.05105 | 129 | 83 | 40 | 6 |
767 | Lego fireman will kill me if I use his pole. | 1.4031 | 0.05450 | 129 | 86 | 34 | 9 |
768 | Dang it! I knew I should of paid attention in preschool. | 1.4030 | 0.05309 | 134 | 89 | 36 | 9 |
769 | Only Peg uses that one. | 1.4029 | 0.05567 | 139 | 96 | 30 | 13 |
770 | I wish I paid attention in preschool. | 1.4028 | 0.05151 | 144 | 96 | 38 | 10 |
771 | Just Google it. | 1.4018 | 0.06143 | 112 | 77 | 25 | 10 |
772 | It’s designed by Lego | 1.4017 | 0.05829 | 117 | 79 | 29 | 9 |
773 | I'm non-binary | 1.4017 | 0.05437 | 117 | 76 | 35 | 6 |
774 | These Covid restrictions are getting confusing… | 1.4017 | 0.06077 | 117 | 81 | 25 | 11 |
775 | If they want us to get there in a hurry, they shouldn't give us such an impossible choice to start with. | 1.4017 | 0.05829 | 117 | 79 | 29 | 9 |
776 | The Diversity and Inclusion Manager may be taking her role a little too seriously. | 1.4017 | 0.05829 | 117 | 79 | 29 | 9 |
777 | It’s a three SpongeBob fire! | 1.4016 | 0.05417 | 122 | 80 | 35 | 7 |
778 | And everyone said we would never use geometry. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
779 | They always told me there would be days where I'd have to make tough choices... | 1.4015 | 0.05142 | 132 | 86 | 39 | 7 |
780 | We need to start thinking outside the circle... | 1.4000 | 0.05448 | 125 | 83 | 34 | 8 |
781 | Hellfire and damnation... | 1.4000 | 0.05725 | 120 | 81 | 30 | 9 |
782 | He was trained for the perils of fire but not for the agonising burden of an irrelevant decision. | 1.4000 | 0.05873 | 135 | 96 | 24 | 15 |
783 | Harry, look! There’s a dancer on this one! | 1.4000 | 0.05448 | 125 | 83 | 34 | 8 |
784 | I’ll take the square route. | 1.4000 | 0.05345 | 140 | 95 | 34 | 11 |
785 | They told me I'd have to be in good shape to be a fire fighter. | 1.3986 | 0.04990 | 138 | 90 | 41 | 7 |
786 | Is it round up square down or square up round down? | 1.3985 | 0.05540 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
787 | Am I a square or well rounded? | 1.3985 | 0.05436 | 133 | 90 | 33 | 10 |
788 | We're round pegs, right" | 1.3984 | 0.05002 | 128 | 82 | 41 | 5 |
789 | Jim, it's been an hour and now the cat is dead. | 1.3984 | 0.05505 | 123 | 82 | 33 | 8 |
790 | I think this is more than a fire drill. | 1.3983 | 0.05534 | 118 | 78 | 33 | 7 |
791 | Hey it works for Santa | 1.3983 | 0.05663 | 118 | 79 | 31 | 8 |
792 | Last night I chose the wrong pole and ended up taking my clothes off in front of 40 screaming women to the tune of "Its Raining Men" | 1.3981 | 0.06162 | 108 | 74 | 25 | 9 |
793 | I know it's an emergency but I can't decide. | 1.3971 | 0.05248 | 136 | 91 | 36 | 9 |
794 | I think I'll wait for the triangle. | 1.3968 | 0.05295 | 126 | 83 | 36 | 7 |
795 | This might be a good time to tell you I failed 9th grade geometry. | 1.3968 | 0.05971 | 126 | 89 | 24 | 13 |
796 | The sqare one is the up pole. | 1.3966 | 0.05857 | 116 | 79 | 28 | 9 |
797 | This is worse than paper or plastic. | 1.3964 | 0.05763 | 111 | 74 | 30 | 7 |
798 | Bruh, I finally understand the tyranny of choice. | 1.3962 | 0.04889 | 159 | 107 | 41 | 11 |
799 | This is stressful,man. Janet said next time I enter the wrong hole I’m sleeping on the sofa. | 1.3961 | 0.05711 | 154 | 113 | 21 | 20 |
800 | On the other hand... I don't understand abstract art or atonality. | 1.3953 | 0.05657 | 129 | 89 | 29 | 11 |
801 | I told them I'm not one to cut corners. | 1.3953 | 0.05326 | 129 | 86 | 35 | 8 |
802 | It may be hip to be square, but I'm not sure if mine can make it through. | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
803 | Should we take a poll? | 1.3952 | 0.06040 | 124 | 88 | 23 | 13 |
804 | Why is it labeled ‘theirs’? | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
805 | Bipolar ? | 1.3951 | 0.07387 | 81 | 57 | 16 | 8 |
806 | This decision will dictate the future of your career | 1.3950 | 0.05873 | 119 | 82 | 27 | 10 |
807 | Peg, you went down the wrong pole! | 1.3945 | 0.05533 | 109 | 71 | 33 | 5 |
808 | Captain wants us to shape up. | 1.3945 | 0.05533 | 109 | 71 | 33 | 5 |
809 | Maybe adding a pole to the laundry chute wasn't such a good idea. | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
810 | Look, I know it's been a weird year and we're all itching for change, but do you really think this is necessary? | 1.3942 | 0.05864 | 104 | 69 | 29 | 6 |
811 | Wow. The technology keeps advancing . | 1.3942 | 0.05007 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
812 | Round=rush to fire square=pick up pizza | 1.3939 | 0.05563 | 132 | 93 | 27 | 12 |
813 | I just have this burning desire to fit in. | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
814 | Well, that round one IS better feng-shuii... | 1.3929 | 0.05434 | 112 | 73 | 34 | 5 |
815 | Don't worry, it's only a test. | 1.3926 | 0.05161 | 135 | 90 | 37 | 8 |
816 | Wait a minute! Is this some kind of personality test? | 1.3925 | 0.05596 | 107 | 70 | 32 | 5 |
817 | But what if I'm non-binary? | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
818 | This isn't what I had in mind when I said we should get in shape. | 1.3925 | 0.05902 | 107 | 72 | 28 | 7 |
819 | We're taking a pole on which shape people like better | 1.3924 | 0.04905 | 158 | 107 | 40 | 11 |
820 | Square is for Amazon Prime returns. | 1.3923 | 0.05830 | 130 | 92 | 25 | 13 |
821 | Every new municipal building has to contribute 5% to the arts. | 1.3923 | 0.05180 | 130 | 86 | 37 | 7 |
822 | It's the trivial decisions that paralyze me. | 1.3920 | 0.05193 | 125 | 82 | 37 | 6 |
823 | They said we needed more diversity in the workplace | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
824 | I think Sponge Bob's off to a great start. | 1.3917 | 0.05712 | 120 | 82 | 29 | 9 |
825 | When the captain said we would have to prove that we are in good shape, I thought he meant a fitness test. | 1.3917 | 0.05461 | 120 | 80 | 33 | 7 |
826 | This is the UP pole. | 1.3916 | 0.05064 | 143 | 96 | 38 | 9 |
827 | Be careful. This one leads to a bachelorette party." | 1.3916 | 0.05348 | 143 | 99 | 32 | 12 |
828 | Wait till you see our new helmets! | 1.3916 | 0.05255 | 143 | 98 | 34 | 11 |
829 | Because we don’t have to cut corners anymore with the new budget. | 1.3910 | 0.05631 | 133 | 93 | 28 | 12 |
830 | I told you Dan! Geometry would come back to haunt us! | 1.3909 | 0.06340 | 110 | 78 | 21 | 11 |
831 | Now that’s cause for alarm. | 1.3906 | 0.05347 | 128 | 86 | 34 | 8 |
832 | I guess the guys from H.R. were right. Under the right circumstances, SpongeBob SquarePants CAN be a fireman. | 1.3905 | 0.06274 | 105 | 73 | 23 | 9 |
833 | I’m just starting to wonder if I’ll fit in.” | 1.3902 | 0.05370 | 123 | 82 | 34 | 7 |
834 | Fireman school final exam. | 1.3901 | 0.05305 | 141 | 97 | 33 | 11 |
835 | Almost forgot that it’s diversity awareness week. | 1.3894 | 0.05820 | 113 | 77 | 28 | 8 |
836 | It just isn't very Zen like the round one, is it? | 1.3893 | 0.05149 | 131 | 87 | 37 | 7 |
837 | It’s part of the diversity training. | 1.3893 | 0.05372 | 131 | 89 | 33 | 9 |
838 | You know that I'm bipolar? | 1.3893 | 0.05191 | 149 | 103 | 34 | 12 |
839 | Must be for the delivery people. | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
840 | Remember when Peg kept trying the round hole and the entire building burned down? | 1.3889 | 0.05161 | 126 | 83 | 37 | 6 |
841 | Pfizer and Astrazeneca | 1.3889 | 0.05743 | 126 | 88 | 27 | 11 |
842 | It's not the shape of the HOLE. It's the shape of the POLE. | 1.3885 | 0.05640 | 139 | 99 | 26 | 14 |
843 | Oh No! I told him the square hole was the trash chute! | 1.3884 | 0.05794 | 121 | 84 | 27 | 10 |
844 | Get the pizza - we can finish it on the way! | 1.3884 | 0.05426 | 121 | 81 | 33 | 7 |
845 | Looks like Spongebob beat us to it. | 1.3881 | 0.05794 | 134 | 96 | 24 | 14 |
846 | Absolutely, some are round holes or square pegs; but I identify as triangle. | 1.3881 | 0.05597 | 134 | 94 | 28 | 12 |
847 | This wasn't on the test. Maybe we should just take the stairs. | 1.3874 | 0.06026 | 111 | 77 | 25 | 9 |
848 | I knew I should’ve paid attention in kindergarten | 1.3874 | 0.06292 | 111 | 79 | 21 | 11 |
849 | Square for emergencies, circle for bachelorette parties. | 1.3873 | 0.04982 | 142 | 95 | 39 | 8 |
850 | well, i don't like stereotypes | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
851 | I was never good at this as a kid. | 1.3869 | 0.05206 | 137 | 93 | 35 | 9 |
852 | Something tells me we've got a diversity problem here. | 1.3868 | 0.05457 | 106 | 69 | 33 | 4 |
853 | I guess they’re trying to accommodate all shapes and sizes | 1.3868 | 0.05930 | 106 | 72 | 27 | 7 |
854 | Time for some shapeshifting. | 1.3866 | 0.05737 | 119 | 82 | 28 | 9 |
855 | Which one are you again? | 1.3866 | 0.05352 | 119 | 79 | 34 | 6 |
856 | Great. So I don't need to be a square peg in a round hole any longer. | 1.3860 | 0.05361 | 114 | 75 | 34 | 5 |
857 | Peg? You ok down there? | 1.3858 | 0.05706 | 127 | 89 | 27 | 11 |
858 | One’s Freudian; the other’s Euclidian; but we gotta choose quickly, there’s a fire down below!” | 1.3853 | 0.06101 | 109 | 76 | 24 | 9 |
859 | After Eu, clid. | 1.3853 | 0.06505 | 109 | 79 | 18 | 12 |
860 | Get ready, the strippers are almost done. | 1.3853 | 0.06239 | 109 | 77 | 22 | 10 |
861 | Someone found the circle offensive. | 1.3853 | 0.06239 | 109 | 77 | 22 | 10 |
862 | I heard the department was cutting corners, but I didn't think they'd be so literal. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
863 | It's hip to be square, remember? | 1.3846 | 0.05393 | 130 | 89 | 32 | 9 |
864 | The Chief wants everyone to feel like they fit in. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
865 | What's it going to be? Sicilian or Neapolitan? | 1.3846 | 0.05408 | 117 | 78 | 33 | 6 |
866 | Stand back - it looks like a trap! | 1.3846 | 0.05050 | 130 | 86 | 38 | 6 |
867 | They don't pay us enough for this. | 1.3846 | 0.05847 | 104 | 70 | 28 | 6 |
868 | Our chief wants to make sure all personality types are happy in his fire station. | 1.3846 | 0.05050 | 130 | 86 | 38 | 6 |
869 | They lied, they said there would be no math on the Fireman's final exam!" | 1.3840 | 0.05422 | 125 | 85 | 32 | 8 |
870 | Don't use that one, it's Peg's. | 1.3839 | 0.05846 | 112 | 77 | 27 | 8 |
871 | This is just the warm-up Joe, just wait until you see the hoses! | 1.3839 | 0.05846 | 112 | 77 | 27 | 8 |
872 | I don't think I'm cut out for this. | 1.3833 | 0.05574 | 120 | 82 | 30 | 8 |
873 | I forgot, which one goes to the men's room? | 1.3828 | 0.05669 | 128 | 90 | 27 | 11 |
874 | It was the politically correct thing to do. | 1.3828 | 0.05559 | 128 | 89 | 29 | 10 |
875 | Tell them we’re gonna be awhile, I gotta figure this out. | 1.3828 | 0.04975 | 128 | 84 | 39 | 5 |
876 | Well, I'm taking the stairs today. | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
877 | Looks like another trick questionnaire from Personnel | 1.3824 | 0.05752 | 102 | 68 | 29 | 5 |
878 | Which one is the pole least traveled? | 1.3821 | 0.05356 | 123 | 83 | 33 | 7 |
879 | The alarm has been sounding for twenty minutes. We really should make our minds. | 1.3817 | 0.05136 | 131 | 88 | 36 | 7 |
880 | We were promised a rhombus. | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
881 | The captain's body dysmorphia is really getting out of hand. | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
882 | Ok, which one goes down again? | 1.3814 | 0.05235 | 118 | 78 | 35 | 5 |
883 | Be there AND be square? | 1.3813 | 0.05812 | 139 | 102 | 21 | 16 |
884 | But I'm the star. | 1.3810 | 0.05958 | 105 | 72 | 26 | 7 |
885 | Sure, I go both ways . . . but not while I'm on the job! | 1.3810 | 0.05618 | 126 | 88 | 28 | 10 |
886 | Looks like we finally got our alarm pole squared away. | 1.3810 | 0.06110 | 105 | 73 | 24 | 8 |
887 | Which one goes to Narnia? | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
888 | I always fail this test. | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
889 | This must be part of the department’s new diversity initiative. | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
890 | If you can't decide, take the stairs. | 1.3802 | 0.05411 | 121 | 82 | 32 | 7 |
891 | The final test in firefighter school... | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
892 | I'm more of a square peg than a round hole. | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
893 | Better go get Peg. | 1.3800 | 0.05993 | 100 | 68 | 26 | 6 |
894 | Finally, I can bring down the whole box of pizza with me. Yippee! | 1.3796 | 0.05842 | 108 | 74 | 27 | 7 |
895 | You be the first responder. | 1.3796 | 0.06131 | 108 | 76 | 23 | 9 |
896 | I'm a Square Peg, which one should I use. | 1.3796 | 0.05537 | 108 | 74 | 28 | 6 |
897 | Hey, who put the round pole in the square hole? | 1.3796 | 0.05692 | 108 | 73 | 29 | 6 |
898 | So this is what they meant by diversity training! | 1.3796 | 0.05216 | 108 | 70 | 35 | 3 |
899 | Well, it's better than the triangular hole. | 1.3793 | 0.05428 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
900 | You’re a square guy, you take that one. | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
901 | We no longer have geometric discrimination. | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
902 | They didnt’t mention we’d be thinking outside the box AND the circle! | 1.3788 | 0.04990 | 132 | 88 | 38 | 6 |
903 | Pear shaped! I said pear shaped! | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
904 | Spare me your lecture on the old, hip slang. There’s a cat that needs saving! | 1.3786 | 0.06188 | 103 | 72 | 23 | 8 |
905 | Wow! I just had a dream like this. | 1.3786 | 0.05364 | 103 | 67 | 33 | 3 |
906 | Think outside the box. | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
907 | This is not what I pictured when I was told to get into great shape. | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
908 | Post modern, neo liberal, deconstructive managerialism gone crazy | 1.3784 | 0.05587 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
909 | Damn, I always failed this when I was a child | 1.3782 | 0.05597 | 119 | 82 | 29 | 8 |
910 | Which one gives me healthcare? | 1.3776 | 0.05895 | 98 | 66 | 27 | 5 |
911 | This was not on the exam. | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
912 | This is not a job where we can cut corners, Keith! | 1.3772 | 0.05196 | 114 | 75 | 35 | 4 |
913 | Up to you. Depends on how you self-identify. | 1.3772 | 0.05487 | 114 | 77 | 31 | 6 |
914 | Which one is for vaccinated? | 1.3772 | 0.05896 | 114 | 80 | 25 | 9 |
915 | Jim suddenly wondered which pole Euclid would use. | 1.3770 | 0.05248 | 122 | 82 | 34 | 6 |
916 | Today’s firefighters come in all shapes and sizes. | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
917 | I shouldn’t have skipped the wooden blocks hour at kindergarten | 1.3770 | 0.05117 | 122 | 81 | 36 | 5 |
918 | I think it’s a metaphor. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
919 | Well. I"M not gonna be the first responder." | 1.3761 | 0.05498 | 109 | 73 | 31 | 5 |
920 | If you have to ask, you're the wrong man for the job. | 1.3761 | 0.06357 | 109 | 79 | 19 | 11 |
921 | Only one? Didn’t realize we’d cut corners on cutting corners | 1.3761 | 0.05658 | 117 | 81 | 28 | 8 |
922 | Give me a second, I can never remember what kind of peg I am. | 1.3759 | 0.05505 | 133 | 94 | 28 | 11 |
923 | It must be the new program to address cultural identity. | 1.3750 | 0.05296 | 144 | 102 | 30 | 12 |
924 | It's for the guys who like Bach better than rap. | 1.3750 | 0.05320 | 128 | 88 | 32 | 8 |
925 | When did we start hiring Lego fire fighters? | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
926 | It's for the accountant. | 1.3750 | 0.05827 | 104 | 71 | 27 | 6 |
927 | I don’t do well with mind games. | 1.3750 | 0.05498 | 104 | 69 | 31 | 4 |
928 | Where'd the dalmation go? | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
929 | Well look at that! The round peg fits in the square hole! | 1.3740 | 0.05584 | 123 | 86 | 28 | 9 |
930 | Go ahead! You always said you were a square peg in a round world. | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
931 | You go down, down, down to the burning ring of fire. I'll take the square. | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
932 | I remember playing with a toy like this as an infant, but there were more colors... | 1.3739 | 0.05854 | 115 | 81 | 25 | 9 |
933 | This is a test, isn't it. | 1.3738 | 0.05559 | 107 | 72 | 30 | 5 |
934 | They said Washington Square Park. Not Columbus Circle! | 1.3738 | 0.06576 | 107 | 79 | 16 | 12 |
935 | Oh geez, I forget which one goes to hell... | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
936 | How did they do know I identify as a square peg? | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
937 | Let's be there or be square. | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
938 | Don’t worry, the wheels on the engine are still round. | 1.3729 | 0.05993 | 118 | 85 | 22 | 11 |
939 | This one goes straight to the donuts. | 1.3727 | 0.05609 | 110 | 75 | 29 | 6 |
940 | Just be yourself. I am sure the fire can wait. | 1.3727 | 0.06175 | 110 | 79 | 21 | 10 |
941 | Word going around is that the new fire chief likes to cut corners. | 1.3725 | 0.05732 | 102 | 69 | 28 | 5 |
942 | That’s for the boring firemen... | 1.3723 | 0.06233 | 94 | 65 | 23 | 6 |
943 | It’s the new diversity policy. | 1.3723 | 0.04970 | 137 | 93 | 37 | 7 |
944 | Let’s move our bunk to the first floor. | 1.3721 | 0.05286 | 129 | 89 | 32 | 8 |
945 | Go ahead, just think inside the box. | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
946 | More diversity training? | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
947 | I dunno,this kind of thing never happened before the psychologist joined the department. | 1.3717 | 0.05508 | 113 | 77 | 30 | 6 |
948 | Go figure. | 1.3714 | 0.05622 | 105 | 71 | 29 | 5 |
949 | I hate pop quizzes! | 1.3711 | 0.05920 | 97 | 66 | 26 | 5 |
950 | Stand back, it’s a trap (ezoid)! | 1.3711 | 0.06606 | 97 | 70 | 18 | 9 |
951 | And I was just getting use to the triangle. | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
952 | The marketing team wanted us to try something new. | 1.3711 | 0.05920 | 97 | 66 | 26 | 5 |
953 | Who are they expecting, SpongeBob SquarePants? | 1.3710 | 0.05547 | 124 | 87 | 28 | 9 |
954 | I think it might be quicker to take the stairs. | 1.3710 | 0.05428 | 124 | 86 | 30 | 8 |
955 | I really have to get in shape. | 1.3710 | 0.05428 | 124 | 86 | 30 | 8 |
956 | It’s an I.Q. test! Don’t fall for it. | 1.3707 | 0.05681 | 116 | 81 | 27 | 8 |
957 | Someone accused the workmen of cutting corners. | 1.3704 | 0.05637 | 135 | 98 | 24 | 13 |
958 | This gender and body-type identity craze has gone a little too far. | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
959 | They said it would be easy as pi. | 1.3701 | 0.05099 | 127 | 86 | 35 | 6 |
960 | So THAT’S how we get our Amazon packages. | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
961 | What's next, a blue truck? | 1.3700 | 0.05624 | 100 | 67 | 29 | 4 |
962 | Things haven’t been the same around here since SpongeBob joined the department | 1.3700 | 0.05801 | 100 | 68 | 27 | 5 |
963 | I see the problem. There's no floor here. | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
964 | I miss the days when recertification just meant carrying a sandbag down a ladder. | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
965 | The square one goes to the fire truck, the circular one goes to the bathroom. | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
966 | Bill,are you sure it was just a microdose? | 1.3694 | 0.06128 | 111 | 80 | 21 | 10 |
967 | What if I don't fit in either? | 1.3689 | 0.05100 | 122 | 82 | 35 | 5 |
968 | That one’s from his Cubist period. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
969 | Hello? Hello? Sponge Bob, Square Pants? Hello? | 1.3684 | 0.05746 | 114 | 80 | 26 | 8 |
970 | Whoa! Are we supposed to put out fires in both our universe and in a parallel one? | 1.3684 | 0.05610 | 95 | 63 | 29 | 3 |
971 | So those rumors that we're being replaced by robots looks like it's really true. | 1.3679 | 0.05893 | 106 | 74 | 25 | 7 |
972 | At a critical moment in his life, Pete jumped at the chance to do something different. | 1.3679 | 0.05580 | 106 | 72 | 29 | 5 |
973 | I left my last job as a mid-level manager because I hated choices like these. | 1.3679 | 0.05738 | 106 | 73 | 27 | 6 |
974 | That solves putting a square peg in a round hole | 1.3679 | 0.05580 | 106 | 72 | 29 | 5 |
975 | Joe says it’s easier to slide down a round pole after all. | 1.3679 | 0.05074 | 106 | 73 | 29 | 4 |
976 | Hiring SpongeBob my have been a mistake | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
977 | We're a divided station. | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
978 | Shoot, I thought we were moving away from polarization! | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
979 | The chief takes a few online courses and suddenly he's B. F. Skinner. | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
980 | Feeling edgy?” | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
981 | I think this will take us back to square one! | 1.3670 | 0.06340 | 109 | 80 | 18 | 11 |
982 | Covid really disrupted the supply chain for circles. | 1.3667 | 0.05415 | 120 | 83 | 30 | 7 |
983 | I'm not in the best shape for this maneuver. | 1.3667 | 0.05790 | 120 | 86 | 24 | 10 |
984 | remember, round is down and square is up | 1.3667 | 0.05149 | 120 | 81 | 34 | 5 |
985 | Don’t think I’m in the right shape for this job anymore. | 1.3664 | 0.05220 | 131 | 91 | 32 | 8 |
986 | Did Andy Warhol live around here? | 1.3663 | 0.06559 | 101 | 74 | 17 | 10 |
987 | You get a bigger thrill from the square one. | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
988 | It’s more inclusive. | 1.3661 | 0.05229 | 112 | 75 | 33 | 4 |
989 | To the Times Square or the Columbus Circle? | 1.3661 | 0.05949 | 112 | 80 | 23 | 9 |
990 | Are we in a hurry? I may need a few more minutes to decide which one. | 1.3656 | 0.06448 | 93 | 66 | 20 | 7 |
991 | Do you want to end up looking like a pat of butter or a hockey puck? | 1.3654 | 0.05643 | 104 | 71 | 28 | 5 |
992 | I should've paid better attention in pre-school. | 1.3654 | 0.05475 | 104 | 70 | 30 | 4 |
993 | Bad place for the dumbwaiter. | 1.3654 | 0.05965 | 104 | 73 | 24 | 7 |
994 | What blockhead did this?! | 1.3654 | 0.05806 | 104 | 72 | 26 | 6 |
995 | For the luggage? | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
996 | I suggested an elevator, but this was the best they could do. | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
997 | Where's the triangle? | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
998 | Well, I’ve always been a square peg… | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
999 | I am in shape, just not the right shape. | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1000 | Another new guy went down the mail chute! I guess it is kind of confusing having it right there. | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
1001 | Well, this isn't fair and square. | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
1002 | Round for fire calls. Square for Zoom calls. | 1.3636 | 0.05589 | 110 | 76 | 28 | 6 |
1003 | I'm just going to take the stairs. | 1.3636 | 0.05438 | 110 | 75 | 30 | 5 |
1004 | That its square doesn't bother me...what bothers me is that the pole only goes two more feet. | 1.3636 | 0.05249 | 121 | 83 | 32 | 6 |
1005 | Call 911. | 1.3636 | 0.06333 | 99 | 71 | 20 | 8 |
1006 | I dunno. The options are awfully binary. | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
1007 | Which one is for introverts? | 1.3636 | 0.05644 | 99 | 67 | 28 | 4 |
1008 | So, I asked my high school math teacher, "When will I ever use Pi in real life?" and I guess today is the day. | 1.3629 | 0.05289 | 124 | 86 | 31 | 7 |
1009 | It's part of the Department's new Diversity Sensitivity Program. | 1.3628 | 0.05905 | 113 | 81 | 23 | 9 |
1010 | If we can face a fire, we can face a square hole. | 1.3628 | 0.05038 | 113 | 75 | 35 | 3 |
1011 | Well, as long as they end on the ground. | 1.3628 | 0.04879 | 113 | 74 | 37 | 2 |
1012 | Squares on the right, nerd. | 1.3627 | 0.05709 | 102 | 70 | 27 | 5 |
1013 | This is a job for SpongeBob! | 1.3627 | 0.06040 | 102 | 72 | 23 | 7 |
1014 | Hang on. I think I just contracted pole hesitancy. | 1.3626 | 0.05954 | 91 | 62 | 25 | 4 |
1015 | It's for the non-binary | 1.3622 | 0.05439 | 127 | 90 | 28 | 9 |
1016 | The chief'is always looking for an angle. | 1.3622 | 0.05323 | 127 | 89 | 30 | 8 |
1017 | It says, "for emergency use only." | 1.3621 | 0.05252 | 116 | 79 | 32 | 5 |
1018 | HR says we have to find another way to screen candidates. | 1.3621 | 0.05393 | 116 | 80 | 30 | 6 |
1019 | Wait'll you see the pants the chief ordered. | 1.3621 | 0.05252 | 116 | 79 | 32 | 5 |
1020 | Wait.....is this pre-school? | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
1021 | Which one is for Pfizer again? | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1022 | Well, Billy, you hire a Psych major as chief and this is what you get. | 1.3617 | 0.05829 | 94 | 64 | 26 | 4 |
1023 | Lieutenant Sponge Bob must be back | 1.3613 | 0.05434 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1024 | I said we wanted a spare, not a square! | 1.3608 | 0.05896 | 97 | 67 | 25 | 5 |
1025 | God, I knew those toys from preschool would come back to haunt me. | 1.3604 | 0.05399 | 111 | 76 | 30 | 5 |
1026 | Hang on. I'd hate to rush this decision. | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
1027 | Which hole will make my ass look hotter? | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
1028 | I never pegged you as a square man | 1.3600 | 0.05599 | 100 | 68 | 28 | 4 |
1029 | Oh no! Was that a square leg in a round hole or a round peg in a square pole? | 1.3596 | 0.05449 | 114 | 79 | 29 | 6 |
1030 | I think it's a red pill/blue pill kind of thing | 1.3596 | 0.05157 | 114 | 77 | 33 | 4 |
1031 | I guess that makes it fair and square | 1.3596 | 0.05727 | 114 | 81 | 25 | 8 |
1032 | Easy, I mastered shapes at the kindergarten | 1.3596 | 0.05861 | 114 | 82 | 23 | 9 |
1033 | You have to approach it at the correct angle. | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
1034 | Which one is the pole less traveled by? | 1.3596 | 0.05592 | 89 | 59 | 28 | 2 |
1035 | This must be for Peg. | 1.3592 | 0.06301 | 103 | 75 | 19 | 9 |
1036 | It's for firemen who dislike modern music. | 1.3592 | 0.05494 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1037 | Maybe we should think outside of the box today? | 1.3592 | 0.05664 | 103 | 71 | 27 | 5 |
1038 | What kind of pegs are we? | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
1039 | Careful. They really cut corners on this one. | 1.3592 | 0.06596 | 103 | 77 | 15 | 11 |
1040 | It's not the shape that matters but what's inside, right? | 1.3590 | 0.05491 | 117 | 82 | 28 | 7 |
1041 | Oh, for God's sake! I wish they'd just pick one and stick with it." | 1.3590 | 0.05753 | 117 | 84 | 24 | 9 |
1042 | That’s for the blockheads who don’t want women firefighters. | 1.3587 | 0.06101 | 92 | 64 | 23 | 5 |
1043 | Is this a joke? | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1044 | Kindergarten prepared me for this. | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1045 | They’ve squared the circle | 1.3585 | 0.05717 | 106 | 74 | 26 | 6 |
1046 | We're screwed either way. | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
1047 | You have to admit, it really does tie the room together. | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
1048 | They just can't leave well enough alone. | 1.3579 | 0.05780 | 95 | 65 | 26 | 4 |
1049 | Nothing can change the shape of things to come. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
1050 | Another unrealistic body standard for men! | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
1051 | Are you sure this makes us wheelchair compliant? | 1.3578 | 0.05456 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
1052 | Sometimes you just feel like Sicilian. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
1053 | So that's how they stole the couch! | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
1054 | Is that SpongeBob down there? | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
1055 | That's the freight elevator. | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
1056 | Perhaps it's best to approach this problem from a different angle. | 1.3565 | 0.05550 | 115 | 81 | 27 | 7 |
1057 | To be honest, I have no clue where that one goes. | 1.3565 | 0.04970 | 115 | 79 | 32 | 4 |
1058 | Well, I guess you CAN fit a round peg into a square hole. | 1.3565 | 0.05121 | 115 | 80 | 30 | 5 |
1059 | Ford or Chevy? Dog or cat? Now this.... | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1060 | Fricken HR, it’s a Pop Quiz. | 1.3564 | 0.05731 | 101 | 70 | 26 | 5 |
1061 | The new city ordinance says we need both even if we never plan on using the square one. | 1.3564 | 0.05374 | 101 | 68 | 30 | 3 |
1062 | They said math wasn’t needed for this job | 1.3564 | 0.05555 | 101 | 69 | 28 | 4 |
1063 | It’s called ‘The Millennial Square’. The youngsters said the round pole was ‘too conventional.’ | 1.3564 | 0.06227 | 101 | 73 | 20 | 8 |
1064 | not sure I'm cut out for this... | 1.3564 | 0.05901 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 6 |
1065 | Efficiency consultant. Round for fire, square for everything else. | 1.3563 | 0.06112 | 87 | 60 | 23 | 4 |
1066 | The area of a circle is pi times the radius squared, compared with the area of a square which is equal to the length of a side squared. Assuming the side of the square is twice the radius of the circle, the square has a greater area. Bingo! | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1067 | That one is for when the fire is right down the block | 1.3559 | 0.05318 | 118 | 82 | 30 | 6 |
1068 | But I'm non-binary. | 1.3558 | 0.05943 | 104 | 74 | 23 | 7 |
1069 | The Chief said the round hole goes to the engine room and the square hole goes to Hogwarts. | 1.3558 | 0.06397 | 104 | 77 | 17 | 10 |
1070 | Wait, don't tell me. We've trained for this. | 1.3558 | 0.05452 | 104 | 71 | 29 | 4 |
1071 | I don’t mind the square hole. I’m not so sure about the square pole. | 1.3558 | 0.05452 | 104 | 71 | 29 | 4 |
1072 | Not funny, Picasso. | 1.3558 | 0.06541 | 104 | 78 | 15 | 11 |
1073 | I am taking the express. | 1.3556 | 0.05978 | 90 | 62 | 24 | 4 |
1074 | ‘no matter what path you take, you’ll always end up where you need to be. so don’t waste your time choosing the perfect one’ | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1075 | Republicans Democrats, red states blue states, Fox News MSNBC. Ok I get it !! “But this is just ridiculous”!! | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1076 | Hurry up, the tests get harder | 1.3551 | 0.05353 | 107 | 73 | 30 | 4 |
1077 | I can't remember which one goes to the truck and which one goes to the bachelorette party. | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
1078 | Is it square or circle for fire? | 1.3545 | 0.05416 | 110 | 76 | 29 | 5 |
1079 | where's the people shaped one? | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
1080 | This must be the UPS delivery. | 1.3542 | 0.05920 | 96 | 67 | 24 | 5 |
1081 | Our department is falling into bad shape. | 1.3542 | 0.05920 | 96 | 67 | 24 | 5 |
1082 | I knew there would be a place for me in the fire department. | 1.3540 | 0.05611 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
1083 | Steve sure does leave an impression. | 1.3540 | 0.06018 | 113 | 83 | 20 | 10 |
1084 | It’s easy for you! But what about those of us who don’t identify as either a round OR a square peg! | 1.3535 | 0.05618 | 99 | 68 | 27 | 4 |
1085 | Remember our training, Murray! Square gets you there, but Circle gets you....damn! Where does Circle get you?? | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
1086 | Chief must want us to get in shape. | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 6 |
1087 | This is what happens when you cut corners on hole construction. | 1.3534 | 0.05231 | 116 | 80 | 31 | 5 |
1088 | I'm not falling for this. | 1.3534 | 0.05373 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
1089 | Well, that explains the giant baby and the big blocks downstairs. | 1.3534 | 0.05511 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1090 | Looks like I just missed the elevator. | 1.3534 | 0.06030 | 116 | 86 | 19 | 11 |
1091 | They are still Poles Apart | 1.3529 | 0.06176 | 102 | 74 | 20 | 8 |
1092 | Size really does matter | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
1093 | It’s okay, Joe. Some of us just aren’t meant to fit in round holes. | 1.3529 | 0.05147 | 102 | 68 | 32 | 2 |
1094 | No longer a square peg in a round hole. | 1.3524 | 0.05577 | 105 | 73 | 27 | 5 |
1095 | HR said a square peg filed a complaint so.... here we are | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
1096 | It’s for when we have to take the television to the shop. | 1.3523 | 0.06865 | 88 | 65 | 15 | 8 |
1097 | I think I just realized I’m non-binary. | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
1098 | Unlike that other one this choice is sure to land me squarely downstairs. | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1099 | Is SpongeBob a fireman here now? | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
1100 | I dunno- the triangle hole I choose last week went straight to hell. | 1.3519 | 0.05314 | 108 | 74 | 30 | 4 |
1101 | It’s part of our new body positivity initiative. | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1102 | Plus ca change plus c'est la meme chose | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1103 | Looks like it's a bauhaus fire. | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1104 | Was this in our diversity training? | 1.3514 | 0.05377 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1105 | The idiom isn't lost on me, Chuck, but I'm not sure there isn't some deeper meaning here. | 1.3514 | 0.05222 | 111 | 76 | 31 | 4 |
1106 | Oh no, it’s Peg! | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
1107 | Wait a minute. What happened to the triangle? | 1.3511 | 0.06365 | 94 | 68 | 19 | 7 |
1108 | You’re a square peg, right? | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1109 | I hate that we now have to respond to identify crises. | 1.3511 | 0.05801 | 94 | 65 | 25 | 4 |
1110 | Remind me again which one goes to the men’s room? | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1111 | I'm not scared. I'm just looking for the right angle. | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
1112 | And, I thought I would "fit in" at this Firehouse | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
1113 | This ‘we’re not fun anymore’ thing is getting out of hand! | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1114 | What if I'm indeterminate? | 1.3504 | 0.05195 | 117 | 81 | 31 | 5 |
1115 | For some reason I am craving a Wendy's hamburger | 1.3504 | 0.05605 | 117 | 84 | 25 | 8 |
1116 | Either way, it's slippery slope. | 1.3500 | 0.05246 | 120 | 84 | 30 | 6 |
1117 | That one’s for you, blockhead. | 1.3500 | 0.06416 | 100 | 74 | 17 | 9 |
1118 | I can't make it down – I've only been trained on the triangle. | 1.3496 | 0.05654 | 123 | 90 | 23 | 10 |
1119 | This wasn’t covered during training! | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1120 | We had to provide an accommodation when SpongeBob joined the department. | 1.3495 | 0.06125 | 103 | 75 | 20 | 8 |
1121 | They told me to be there or be square. | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1122 | I am going with the equal lateral polygons today, how about you? | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1123 | Don't worry-- not all rhombuses are squares. | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1124 | But I'm a triangle! | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
1125 | What will people think of me when they know my preference? | 1.3491 | 0.05369 | 106 | 73 | 29 | 4 |
1126 | It is a good thing I had a square meal today. | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1127 | Holy Smoke! I think he went down the wrong hole! | 1.3491 | 0.05199 | 106 | 75 | 27 | 4 |
1128 | Looks like the pole department have been cutting corners again ! | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1129 | Whoa, a circle with corners. | 1.3488 | 0.05238 | 129 | 92 | 29 | 8 |
1130 | Which one was Narnia and which was fire? | 1.3488 | 0.05910 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1131 | But those poles aren't 6 feet apart. | 1.3488 | 0.06773 | 86 | 63 | 16 | 7 |
1132 | This is taking Myers Briggs too far. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1133 | This is no time to cut corners. | 1.3486 | 0.05433 | 109 | 76 | 28 | 5 |
1134 | ... and they finally put it in the day before I retire! | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1135 | I don't even know which pole to use anymore. | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1136 | It's just ridiculous that we still don't have triangle funding. | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1137 | Careful, another one could open up any second. | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1138 | Any child can do it. | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1139 | I'm kinda sick of how these fancy restaurants label their bathrooms." | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1140 | Remember, pi are round, cake are square. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1141 | Too obvious. | 1.3474 | 0.05348 | 95 | 64 | 29 | 2 |
1142 | Never saw this in the manual! | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1143 | Quick Johnson, are we a square peg or a round hole?! | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1144 | I’ve always wanted to be a round peg in a square hole | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1145 | Peg said we’d know which way she went. | 1.3467 | 0.05180 | 150 | 111 | 26 | 13 |
1146 | The square hole is used by conservatives and the round one is for liberals! | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1147 | Holy shit he's coming back up! | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
1148 | Is this like choosing between apples and oranges? | 1.3465 | 0.05158 | 101 | 68 | 31 | 2 |
1149 | Which one goes down? | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1150 | I forgot, which one is up again? | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
1151 | 'Peg, are you OK?' | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1152 | I’m a firefighter, not an engineer. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1153 | Why are these fireman's competency tests so hard! | 1.3455 | 0.05980 | 110 | 81 | 20 | 9 |
1154 | Those are the new stereotype holes. The one on the left is for the women because they are supposed to need a bigger round one for their butts. The one on the left is for us guys because we are supposed to need more room for our inflated egos. | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1155 | I'm in no shape for this job. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1156 | When I said “add something new around the station,” I was more of thinking artwork. | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1157 | I usually take the triangle. | 1.3448 | 0.06296 | 87 | 62 | 20 | 5 |
1158 | This job can get really complicated. | 1.3444 | 0.06917 | 90 | 68 | 13 | 9 |
1159 | I became a firefighter because I failed geometry. | 1.3441 | 0.06395 | 93 | 68 | 18 | 7 |
1160 | I think I'll try the round pole in the square hole today | 1.3441 | 0.05821 | 93 | 65 | 24 | 4 |
1161 | Has this been here all year? | 1.3441 | 0.06395 | 93 | 68 | 18 | 7 |
1162 | Stand back, it might be a trap. | 1.3440 | 0.04965 | 125 | 87 | 33 | 5 |
1163 | Its a reasonable accommodation for the new blockhead. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1164 | Oh, that's just for Steve. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1165 | Came all the way round to square one. | 1.3438 | 0.05507 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1166 | I thought it was fire in the hole, not fire in the square. | 1.3434 | 0.05209 | 99 | 67 | 30 | 2 |
1167 | Enough with the gerrymandering! | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
1168 | How convenient that the fire house and the strip club were build side by side. Candy is on stage right now. | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
1169 | I still can't believe they made the Gender Neutral one a square. | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1170 | Finally, I found a place where I belong! | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1171 | Go ahead rookie! I want to see how you fit in. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1172 | I hope the pole isn't square! | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1173 | Looks like the Chief is doing everything he can to help people fit in. | 1.3431 | 0.05485 | 102 | 71 | 27 | 4 |
1174 | This brings on the same anxiety as my first shapes toy. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1175 | Wow, I guess we're done cutting corners. | 1.3431 | 0.05485 | 102 | 71 | 27 | 4 |
1176 | I had this pegged before they gave us this choice. | 1.3431 | 0.05485 | 102 | 71 | 27 | 4 |
1177 | The new administration takes diversity very seriously. | 1.3429 | 0.05211 | 105 | 72 | 30 | 3 |
1178 | I can never remember which one of these goes to Narnia. | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
1179 | That one's for Kevin, he just doesn't fit in" | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
1180 | I’m starting to fit in here. | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1181 | I have no idea whether I'm a square peg or a round one. | 1.3423 | 0.05353 | 111 | 78 | 28 | 5 |
1182 | Management is honoring its commitment to diversity in the workplace | 1.3423 | 0.05353 | 111 | 78 | 28 | 5 |
1183 | '" I always forget, which pole is the 'down' and which one is the 'Up', again?" | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1184 | I told him to be mindful of various body types... | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1185 | This is our edgy new look? | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1186 | It's another block fire. | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1187 | The manual didn’t say which hole was up and which one was down | 1.3418 | 0.06211 | 79 | 55 | 21 | 3 |
1188 | Dammit, Kelly, I told you we had to fit in! | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1189 | They said we need to reform, to embrace all shapes and sizes. | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1190 | Hold up ~ if I don't pass the IQ test this time,I'll get fired. | 1.3415 | 0.05141 | 123 | 87 | 30 | 6 |
1191 | I never win these caption contests! | 1.3412 | 0.07012 | 85 | 64 | 13 | 8 |
1192 | Choosing the correct pole is the final test of the training course. | 1.3412 | 0.05930 | 85 | 59 | 23 | 3 |
1193 | It's a zen decision. | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1194 | It's a trick, let's take the stairs. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1195 | This is a helluva time for an existential crisis. | 1.3407 | 0.06670 | 91 | 68 | 15 | 8 |
1196 | After years of unsatisfactory passing rates, the firefighter exam was simplified. | 1.3407 | 0.05682 | 91 | 63 | 25 | 3 |
1197 | I didn't expect this when I told the chief to square with us. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1198 | Fireman's IQ test. | 1.3407 | 0.05893 | 91 | 64 | 23 | 4 |
1199 | Maybe the fire will put itself out. | 1.3407 | 0.05682 | 91 | 63 | 25 | 3 |
1200 | We had to install that for Spongebob. | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
1201 | I hate making decisions. | 1.3404 | 0.05359 | 94 | 64 | 28 | 2 |
1202 | Mondays. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1203 | Well, it could've been an 'X'. | 1.3404 | 0.06688 | 94 | 71 | 14 | 9 |
1204 | In 2021 we are thinking inside the box. | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1205 | Looks like the department really is cutting corners. | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1206 | Ok. So they squared the circle. | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1207 | Am I awake or is this my preschool nightmare again? | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1208 | All my life I've faced this problem. It's time to try something else. | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1209 | This wasn't in the training manual! | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1210 | Are we in the fire department or we are stuck in some kid's toy? | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1211 | I was born a circle but identify as a square. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1212 | Uh oh... | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1213 | Well, I guess if Peg can do it... | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1214 | Try it, you'll see the other one is pointless." | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1215 | As one who identifies as triangular, binary shape options are starting to get to me. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1216 | Should’ve paid more attention to Sesame Street | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1217 | Holy moly, Ron! They've finally squared the circle! | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
1218 | So... how does Peg get her own firepoll? | 1.3394 | 0.06281 | 109 | 83 | 15 | 11 |
1219 | Rats. I’m a triangle this week so I can’t go out for this fire. | 1.3394 | 0.05564 | 109 | 78 | 25 | 6 |
1220 | “Oh, shit. We need an exit strategy.” | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1221 | Wait! The union didn't approve this! | 1.3393 | 0.05463 | 112 | 80 | 26 | 6 |
1222 | We all agreed not to cut corners at work. | 1.3393 | 0.05888 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 9 |
1223 | It isn't an intelligence test, it's a fire drill. | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1224 | A hole and a hologram! | 1.3373 | 0.06006 | 83 | 58 | 22 | 3 |
1225 | He'll get ninety-degree burns | 1.3373 | 0.07125 | 83 | 63 | 12 | 8 |
1226 | I expected the aptitude test to be on paper. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1227 | I got Pfizer | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1228 | I don't feel I'm in the right kind of shape for this job. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1229 | Our diversity program has gone too far. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1230 | It's diversity and inclusion gone mad! | 1.3371 | 0.05749 | 89 | 62 | 24 | 3 |
1231 | Each pole determines which career you’ll go into: either firefighting or stripping. Choose wisely. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1232 | The chief did say he had been sent here to square things up. | 1.3371 | 0.05523 | 89 | 61 | 26 | 2 |
1233 | This isn’t quite what I meant when I said “wheelchair accessible” | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1234 | What did my therapist say? | 1.3370 | 0.05632 | 92 | 64 | 25 | 3 |
1235 | Well I’ll be, finally a place for that square peg after all ! | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
1236 | Which is the cool one again? | 1.3368 | 0.06794 | 95 | 73 | 12 | 10 |
1237 | Since when did Sponge Bob join the Company? | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
1238 | Window or porthole, you pick! | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1239 | I know the one my kids say I should use. | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1240 | Still not seeing them as equal. | 1.3368 | 0.05521 | 95 | 66 | 26 | 3 |
1241 | Well, it’s certainly cutting-edge. | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1242 | I really dislike choices! | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1243 | Our last captain was a real square. | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1244 | Help me, Ted. Which one doesn’t belong?” | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1245 | NYFD doesn’t discriminate 🔥❤️🙌 | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1246 | Dammit Dave, I told you not to cut any corners! | 1.3366 | 0.06337 | 101 | 76 | 16 | 9 |
1247 | I don't think I'm fit for this anymore. | 1.3366 | 0.06178 | 101 | 75 | 18 | 8 |
1248 | It's the new HR accommodation initiative for those who think inside the box. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1249 | It looks safe, but you go first. I never trust squares. | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 72 | 24 | 5 |
1250 | I wonder how many people get stuck on the way down. | 1.3365 | 0.04852 | 104 | 70 | 33 | 1 |
1251 | IS THIS SOME SORT OF A TEST? | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1252 | That is the square root. | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1253 | That's so you can tell the up from the down pole. | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1254 | Which goes up? | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
1255 | Lieutenant Peg will have to keep using the old one. | 1.3364 | 0.05466 | 107 | 76 | 26 | 5 |
1256 | That one's for SpongeBob. | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
1257 | Was he fired or did he quit? | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1258 | Square peg accommodation. | 1.3362 | 0.04889 | 116 | 80 | 33 | 3 |
1259 | The new contractor is really into Picasso | 1.3361 | 0.05240 | 119 | 85 | 28 | 6 |
1260 | The new guy is built like a brick house. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
1261 | The pizza guy is usually pretty quick. | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1262 | That one takes you to an alternative universe where crazy hijinks occur, you rediscover your love for your family, and then wake up from a dream. The other one goes to a fire. | 1.3333 | 0.05526 | 114 | 83 | 24 | 7 |
1263 | But I identify more triangular. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1264 | The refrigerator didn't fit in the round one. | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 84 | 32 | 4 |
1265 | That ones for people over 40. | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1266 | The entrance exam consists of a series of problems of increasing complexity. | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1267 | Remember "square pegs and round holes"... ? It came right before "thinking outside the box." | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1268 | I liked it better when they just called me a nerd to my face | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1269 | Where’s Peg when you need her? | 1.3333 | 0.05003 | 105 | 72 | 31 | 2 |
1270 | ....little did we know then that "cubism" would lead to dystopia 451.... | 1.3333 | 0.05674 | 78 | 55 | 21 | 2 |
1271 | oh damn! I flunked this test when I was in kindergarten. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1272 | And I, I chose the pole less grappled by. | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
1273 | ... or we could take the stairs | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1274 | One goes to the firetrucks, and one goes to hell. Choose wisely. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1275 | Quick, what shape is my butt? | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1276 | As I Told Them at the Fire Academy, I Just Knew I'd Never Fit In! | 1.3333 | 0.04861 | 138 | 99 | 32 | 7 |
1277 | When did Spongebob join the squad? | 1.3333 | 0.05456 | 102 | 72 | 26 | 4 |
1278 | So Spongebob does work here!! | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1279 | Cadet Roundpeg, sir. And yes, this is my first time. | 1.3333 | 0.05475 | 96 | 67 | 26 | 3 |
1280 | Round peg, square hole. | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1281 | A hole IS a hole! | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1282 | Are you feeling more square peg or round hole right now ? | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1283 | Lets think outside the box here. | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1284 | To test our firefighting skill, that one goes straight to hell. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1285 | We can use the wheelchair-accessible pole if it's available, right? | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1286 | That's alarming! | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1287 | Sorry, but I'm afraid of heights... | 1.3333 | 0.05948 | 84 | 59 | 22 | 3 |
1288 | Well, in all fairness, they warned us that changes are coming | 1.3333 | 0.05584 | 87 | 60 | 25 | 2 |
1289 | I knew I should have paid more attention in day care instead of eating all those crayons | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1290 | But really, I'm more pear shaped. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1291 | I hope this isn’t a red pill/blue pill situation | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1292 | Wait. It says "Reserved for Peg" | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1293 | Well there goes the dumbwaiter with our food.... | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1294 | They told us to think inside the box. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1295 | See, this is the problem with a two-party system. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1296 | Depends on what shape of mind you're in. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1297 | That's for the new firefighter, Peg | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1298 | That’s for the new guy - he goes by the name ‘Sponge Bob’. | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
1299 | That one's for dancing. | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
1300 | I think it’s just an architectural statement, but I’m taking the stairs. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1301 | I remember this from grade school” | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
1302 | You're right. Robots are taking everyone's jobs. | 1.3301 | 0.05048 | 103 | 71 | 30 | 2 |
1303 | Was it square peg round hole? Or round peg square hole? | 1.3301 | 0.05234 | 103 | 72 | 28 | 3 |
1304 | This one's for the blockheads. | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1305 | Looks like your accommodation was finally approved. | 1.3300 | 0.05515 | 100 | 71 | 25 | 4 |
1306 | My peg's round. You? | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1307 | The final round of the Fire Department's Personality Test was a real stumper for Bill. Was he a round peg in a square hole, or a square peg in a round hole? | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1308 | This isn’t what I had in mind for getting into shape | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1309 | I'm afraid Ed slid down the damping rod to the nuclear core. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1310 | Which side? What do you mean which side? One side doesn’t have sides! | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1311 | I thought we passed the aptitude test? | 1.3300 | 0.05329 | 100 | 70 | 27 | 3 |
1312 | I was absent when they went over this at the Fire Academy | 1.3300 | 0.05515 | 100 | 71 | 25 | 4 |
1313 | So this was the mayor's way of 'updating our facilities'? | 1.3299 | 0.05429 | 97 | 68 | 26 | 3 |
1314 | I am a little tired of these Politically correct fire-houses trying to be all inclusive | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1315 | What blockhead designed this? | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1316 | Is this what they meant by diversity training? | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1317 | Boy, my toddler really makes this look easy. | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1318 | I don’t fit into any of these | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1319 | I knew geometry would come back to bite me. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1320 | Wendy's sponsored that one. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1321 | I tell you, Peg was standing right there. | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1322 | Must be our new diversity policy. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1323 | Peg finally worked it out. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1324 | Where'd they get the funding? | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1325 | Sorry, that clinches it, New Yorker. If you think this needs a caption, I’m spending my subscription savings on a SW flight attendant I’ve been in love with since 1992. | 1.3297 | 0.06821 | 91 | 70 | 12 | 9 |
1326 | Similar to the 2016 election, we have a flawed exit pole. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1327 | Do you think we’re being replaced by computers? | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1328 | Do you think that this has something to do with the new fitness program? | 1.3295 | 0.05534 | 88 | 61 | 25 | 2 |
1329 | It's true, square pegs don't fit in round holes. | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1330 | Where's the fire? | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1331 | The captain wasn't lying. Spongebob really did use to work here! | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1332 | Challenging, isn't it. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1333 | I identify as more of a triangle now, actually. | 1.3294 | 0.05394 | 85 | 60 | 23 | 2 |
1334 | Choose wisely, Peg. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1335 | We need a square peg for this one. | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1336 | The polls look a little different this year | 1.3281 | 0.05332 | 128 | 95 | 24 | 9 |
1337 | Better request arbitration. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1338 | Come on, don’t be a square. | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1339 | Gosh, hope the visiting crew still has round heads. | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1340 | Cheerios or Chex? Your choice! | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1341 | is this what I think it is? | 1.3269 | 0.05193 | 104 | 73 | 28 | 3 |
1342 | Pick the right one and you'll officially be a firefighter. | 1.3267 | 0.05470 | 101 | 72 | 25 | 4 |
1343 | So, when HR said we needed to hire some square pegs for diversity, they were serious. | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1344 | Well, I guess since Biden’s stimulus, we’ve stopped cutting corners. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1345 | I give up. | 1.3267 | 0.04690 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1346 | Sponge Bob?! | 1.3265 | 0.05184 | 98 | 68 | 28 | 2 |
1347 | I do not like the shape of this. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1348 | Wish I paid more attention in High School Geometry... | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1349 | Which one did Peg choose? | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1350 | I hate these snap IQ tests. | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1351 | I knew we shouldn’t have installed that update! | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1352 | I see we’ve implemented the new diversity hiring guidelines. | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1353 | We put that in for the cap'n. He couldn't stand our music. | 1.3263 | 0.06599 | 95 | 73 | 13 | 9 |
1354 | You go first. I can’t decide | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1355 | Which pole do you use if you're non-binary though? | 1.3263 | 0.06599 | 95 | 73 | 13 | 9 |
1356 | Yeah, well, I couldn't figure it out when I was three, either. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1357 | Dude, I know the alarm is ringing, but this choice could totally define me for years to come! | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1358 | Oh no. It looks like they are cutting corners again at City Hall. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1359 | If my life wasn't always dictated by emergencies, I'd take some time to ponder these existential questions. | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1360 | Who forgot to make the pole square? | 1.3261 | 0.05378 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1361 | Careful, we can't be sure what else has changed. | 1.3261 | 0.05378 | 92 | 64 | 26 | 2 |
1362 | I'm just not sure where I'll end up if I slide down that one. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1363 | Did Peg go in the square hole? | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1364 | Holy smokes, we’re cornered. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1365 | "These choices are...alarming!" | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1366 | Which one goes to the bachelorette party? | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1367 | Is squeezing through a square hole something like thinking outside the box? | 1.3258 | 0.05712 | 89 | 63 | 23 | 3 |
1368 | You never get used to the open floor plan. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1369 | The pressure to fit is killing me! | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1370 | My name’s Peg, and I’m a nerd. I know which hole is my destiny. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1371 | So, we circle back to square one! | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1372 | Bathroom and truck" | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1373 | Slow down. Where’s the fire? | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1374 | Go ask Alice | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
1375 | I'll take the one less traveled by. That oughta make all the difference. | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
1376 | Which one do you think is more "Politically" correct? | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1377 | I hate identity politics. | 1.3250 | 0.05270 | 80 | 54 | 26 | 0 |
1378 | Is there a pole for shape nonconforming? | 1.3247 | 0.05680 | 77 | 53 | 23 | 1 |
1379 | Careful...one goes to the fires, the other goes straight to hell. | 1.3246 | 0.05910 | 114 | 87 | 17 | 10 |
1380 | I think diversity has gone too far. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1381 | C’mon man, how many times do we have to go through this... It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight... | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1382 | Now, these poling places are too close together. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
1383 | I'm going to be a little perturbed if that's a Playskool truck down there. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1384 | I wish I'd paid more attention in preschool | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1385 | Is it round firefighter in a square hole, or square firefighter in a round hole? | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1386 | I think they took "square the circle" a bit literally | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1387 | That's for when Picasso's house is on fire. | 1.3232 | 0.05339 | 99 | 70 | 26 | 3 |
1388 | After last night, who knows? | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1389 | Chief’s way of telling rookies to expect the unexpected. | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1390 | This is why I failed geometry. | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1391 | Wait, round peg, square hole... can't think with that loud noise. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1392 | Bill and Ted faced the final test of Firefighting School,to determine if they were in the right kind of shape to be firemen. | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1393 | I see the chief has finally squared one circle | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1394 | Well there’s no denying that it’s hip to be square | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1395 | Boxers or briefs? | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1396 | Stripping is all about making an entrance. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1397 | It’s part of our diversity program. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1398 | I'm a little out of shape for this. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1399 | Chief Freud pranks Ladder Company Twelve | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1400 | 'Its reserved specifically for Amazon returns" | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
1401 | I fear change. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1402 | This is not how I imagined diversity training! | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1403 | But which is the real me? | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
1404 | I'm still taking the stairs. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1405 | Let's try to think outside the box here. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1406 | OMG! If form can challenge function here, there's no stopping it. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1407 | There's always at least one of them... | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1408 | I don't know about you, but I'm tired of trying to fit in. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1409 | Do you have a square peg? | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1410 | I’m filing a grievance with the union. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1411 | Hey, we don't have to fit the square in the round hole anymore. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1412 | Wait! Let SpongeBob go first. He’ll soften our landing. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1413 | If I choose the circle, it will take me back home to my bed and I'll continue living my lie, but if I choose the square, I will be shown the truth and be forever changed. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1414 | Which one’s the exit? | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1415 | I’m too out of shape.” | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1416 | Which one would Sponge Bob take? | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1417 | The New one is for Peg. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1418 | I'm tired of the mind games - this round peg is taking the stairs. | 1.3200 | 0.06051 | 75 | 53 | 20 | 2 |
1419 | This could be quite the polarizing decision. | 1.3200 | 0.05295 | 100 | 71 | 26 | 3 |
1420 | This one goes to Times Square, the round one goes to Bushwick. | 1.3197 | 0.05492 | 122 | 92 | 21 | 9 |
1421 | Peg’s not gonna like this. | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
1422 | I shall take the path less traveled... | 1.3196 | 0.04980 | 97 | 70 | 25 | 2 |
1423 | I begged the city planners not to select PLAYHOUSE ARCHETECTS! | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1424 | It’s an option for the stubborn people who can’t let go | 1.3196 | 0.04759 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
1425 | Ask Peg. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1426 | Oh crap, I learned all my colors but never could match shapes. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1427 | I'm not in the right shape. | 1.3196 | 0.05191 | 97 | 68 | 27 | 2 |
1428 | We've found it's faster using the square route. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1429 | Ok wait, you have to make sure you slide down at the right angle. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1430 | I wouldn't say anything Marvin. The Chief says he'll fire anybody who asks. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1431 | I like Tchaikovsky. Does that make me a square? | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1432 | Look, SpongeBob is already down in the fire engine. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1433 | And that one's for coming back up? | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1434 | Well, I don't think it makes a difference, unless you get your hose caught. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1435 | This one leads to the cubist exhibit. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1436 | I can't do this, I was never good at geometry. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1437 | I think it’s just a test to see if you’re uncool. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1438 | So do I look like a square peg or a round peg? | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1439 | This always gives me pause: I'm triangular. | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1440 | I know this one!" | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1441 | I don't know dude, I see you more as a round peg kind of a guy. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1442 | Wait, Wait. That's Sponge Bob's pole. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1443 | But I'd actually be choosing the non-traditional option. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1444 | Wait, what did our mandatory sensitivity training say about this? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1445 | I’m sorry. I just can’t wrap my arms around this concept. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1446 | And this is only the beginning of the Diversity-Equity-Inclusion initiative! | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1447 | What is this, a math exam? | 1.3182 | 0.05249 | 88 | 61 | 26 | 1 |
1448 | I'm all for diversity, but do we need this? | 1.3182 | 0.05492 | 88 | 62 | 24 | 2 |
1449 | Careful, one of these goes to hell! | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1450 | I hate to say it, but this department needs to cut corners. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1451 | You take the left. You've got squarer hips. | 1.3178 | 0.04713 | 107 | 74 | 32 | 1 |
1452 | It's part of the Fire Department's new geometrical inclusion initiative. | 1.3178 | 0.05074 | 107 | 76 | 28 | 3 |
1453 | Ohhh. Well sure, if you make the round peg smaller, but that's cheating. | 1.3176 | 0.05604 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1454 | Where do you think this one goes? | 1.3176 | 0.05604 | 85 | 60 | 23 | 2 |
1455 | SpongeBob requested it! | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1456 | Are we considered square? | 1.3173 | 0.04976 | 104 | 73 | 29 | 2 |
1457 | You decide. I failed Geometry." | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1458 | Someone stole the square pole. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1459 | Ok probie, choose. | 1.3171 | 0.05723 | 82 | 58 | 22 | 2 |
1460 | Oops, this is the laundry chute. | 1.3171 | 0.05723 | 82 | 58 | 22 | 2 |
1461 | We installed it yesterday after of our diversity and inclusion training session. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1462 | It's not as erotic as it looks. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1463 | You've heard of a square peg in a round hole? Well... | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1464 | You first, I’m scared! | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1465 | Do you think both holes will take us the same place? | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1466 | Even as a kid, I had trouble with these. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1467 | Don't be fooled. It's only a dust mop." | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1468 | We don't fit!!!!! | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1469 | With this one you can finish your pizza on the way. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1470 | I thought they got rid of bodyshaming in the workplace. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1471 | We’ll get to the bottom of this one way or another, Mike. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1472 | What happened to the triangle?! | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1473 | Crap firefighting was hard enough without having to make another decision. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1474 | Don’t worry, Elon Musk came up with this one. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1475 | which is the fire pole and which is the dick eating monster pole? | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1476 | Ice fishing is complicated. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1477 | Square Dance or Pole Dance” | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1478 | Will our hats fit in the square hole? | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1479 | Sponge Bob insists on his own pole. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1480 | The joke was already complete without a caption, Pete" "I disagree Lou. It needed some text below. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1481 | Maybe diversity has gone too far! | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1482 | Your final test: You fit, you’re in. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1483 | Did you notice how he squared his rounded shoulders?” | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1484 | Hey look, a round peg does fit in a square hole. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1485 | Ever since SpongeBob SquarePants volunteered at the station I have noticed some odd changes. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1486 | Wait--which is the stripper pole? | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1487 | What happened to the dancer? | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1488 | Whoa! Looks like the square pegs finally got their say. | 1.3152 | 0.05338 | 92 | 65 | 25 | 2 |
1489 | I’m worried if we pick the wrong one we will get diagnosed with a personality disorder | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1490 | This one’s for Gen Z. They do things a little bit differently. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1491 | Don't do it. It will be noticed. | 1.3151 | 0.06130 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1492 | What next? Reinvent the wheel? | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1493 | Holy Moly, I think our new captain is a Cubist! | 1.3151 | 0.06130 | 73 | 52 | 19 | 2 |
1494 | I extinguish life threatening fires daily but somehow going down on this gets me anxious every time! | 1.3151 | 0.05812 | 73 | 51 | 21 | 1 |
1495 | Both of these are gender neutral, aren't they | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1496 | It's cheaper than the round, and they told us to cut corners. | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
1497 | If a firefighter gives you 2 ways to escape, always take the latter | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1498 | Looks like we're getting replaced with machines. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1499 | Great. Non-binary shapes. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1500 | They didn't prepare us for this at the academy. | 1.3146 | 0.05442 | 89 | 63 | 24 | 2 |
1501 | I finally found the square route! | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1502 | The big lie believers installed a separate one with no bottom | 1.3146 | 0.05442 | 89 | 63 | 24 | 2 |
1503 | I don’t like change ok!! | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1504 | I didn't know that you are bipolar. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1505 | The robot left without us. | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
1506 | Just sort out the psychological implications on your way to the damn fire! | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1507 | ‘Just because we can, that doesn’t mean we should.’ | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1508 | OK, Huey Lewis, it's your time to shine! Let's see how hip you really are. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1509 | yeah yeah, square pegs and round holes, that's real original | 1.3137 | 0.05210 | 102 | 73 | 26 | 3 |
1510 | Wow, I've never seen Peg so happy! | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
1511 | Hold my hand, we’ll do it together. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1512 | Peg complained to HR. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1513 | ...Part of the Diversity campaign. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1514 | After me, SpongeBob! | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1515 | They put that one in for Sponge Bob. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1516 | 'Be there or be square is the station's new motto' | 1.3133 | 0.05122 | 83 | 57 | 26 | 0 |
1517 | I forget. Are we round or square this week? | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1518 | But my body is pear-shaped! | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1519 | I told you that new recruit was going to be trouble! | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1520 | At least it's not a heptagon | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1521 | It's a mandated ADA accommodation. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1522 | Welcome to public service. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1523 | -This one we used when we bought the new fridge | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1524 | Come on,Peg!! Make the call!! | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
1525 | Where is the triangular one? | 1.3125 | 0.04917 | 112 | 80 | 29 | 3 |
1526 | That one's for freight. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
1527 | A million bucks says this is part of the diversity hiring effort." | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1528 | This feels important. Let them wait. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1529 | I am not afraid of fire,just geometry | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
1530 | Am I a round peg or a square peg? | 1.3125 | 0.05510 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1531 | This level of body shaming is ridiculous. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1532 | This looks like HR's handiwork. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1533 | Am I a round Greg or a square Greg? | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1534 | I always forget which one is the local and which one is the express. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1535 | That’s for the guys who eat too much pi. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1536 | I haven't trained for this. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1537 | I take it you think you’re too hip to slide down that one? | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1538 | OMG. Poles apart! | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1539 | I guess you’re right. You can fit a round peg into a square hole. | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1540 | I'm going to jump down each one and see how hard I land ...ok? | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1541 | Stop with the polish jokes. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1542 | Are you calling me a square?? | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1543 | Don’t use the one on the right. It’s reserved for SpongeBob | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1544 | What the fuck? | 1.3111 | 0.06637 | 90 | 70 | 12 | 8 |
1545 | Quick, Wendy’s or McDonald’s? | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1546 | I hope they did not modify the wheels. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1547 | That one's for Amazon. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1548 | I never remember which one is the dance pole | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1549 | Careful, it's a management recruitment test! | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1550 | It depends on how you choose to define yourself. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1551 | I keep telling you, Euclid, you can’t square the circles! | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1552 | You just can’t trust the poles these days. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1553 | I'm having Kindergarten flashbacks! | 1.3097 | 0.04717 | 113 | 80 | 31 | 2 |
1554 | We weren't trained for this! | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1555 | Uh-oh. Looks like another four-angle fire. | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1556 | You jump, I jump. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1557 | Ahh Geez, this is like my I.Q. Test when I was a kid! | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1558 | I could never figure this out as a kid either. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1559 | "Do you remember where the stairs are? | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1560 | Which one did Peg go down? | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1561 | Should we take the one less traveled by? | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1562 | Wait; was the square hole the good one or the bad one? or So, I guess it doesn't matter if the peg is small enough. | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1563 | In an emergency, the prank pole doesn't seem quite as hilarious. | 1.3086 | 0.05165 | 81 | 56 | 25 | 0 |
1564 | They call it “Detroit Style” | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1565 | At this point I'm not sure it really matters. | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1566 | It takes a while for me to get in shape. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1567 | Hug a pole and run for the truck! But choose the wrong hole, And you’re sh*t outta luck! | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1568 | What is your I.Q. ? | 1.3085 | 0.05245 | 94 | 67 | 25 | 2 |
1569 | The department is working on being more inclusive... | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1570 | Stepping into the unknown | 1.3085 | 0.05245 | 94 | 67 | 25 | 2 |
1571 | It's coming up. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1572 | The unhip firefighters demanded equal treatment. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1573 | I can't deal with new normal anymore | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1574 | I know the department wants to push the boundaries of inclusivity - but WOW! | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1575 | I could never do this as a kid, so I became a fireman | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1576 | This is for going down head first. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1577 | Crap. I don't know what to do. I skipped this toy in preschool. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 78 | 55 | 22 | 1 |
1578 | There’s three options: square, circle, or groin injury. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1579 | I was wondering how Spongebob would get to the truck. | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
1580 | „The new firefighting robot is quite advanced!“ | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1581 | Now I'm worried about Spot. | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
1582 | I just hate the partisanship. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1583 | I forgot to order the pizza! | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1584 | I really don't think this is a time to cut corners. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1585 | I would rather offer help fair and square , Than go round and round... | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1586 | We should have fired that contractor for cutting corners to meet project deadlines. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1587 | Is this what they meant with "squaring things with us"? | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1588 | Was it a square call or a round call? | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1589 | a hole is a hole-just slide willie | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 78 | 55 | 22 | 1 |
1590 | And the trauma of my childhood returns | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1591 | Come on, Chief said that we had to be there or be square. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1592 | Don't overthink it, don't overthink it. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1593 | This. This is where I fit. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1594 | The circular hole leads to the donuts. | 1.3068 | 0.05447 | 88 | 63 | 23 | 2 |
1595 | I’ll go down either as long as they end up in the same place! | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1596 | They made one just for Peg? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1597 | What if I identify as a triangle? | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1598 | This final test is to see if you fit in. | 1.3068 | 0.05447 | 88 | 63 | 23 | 2 |
1599 | Wait, I can't remember. Is square up or down? | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1600 | Was it a Montessori fire call? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1601 | Square man, round hole. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1602 | I specifically took this job to avoid doing geometry. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1603 | Can’t we just take the slide down to the truck? | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1604 | You first ! | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1605 | Well if square is the new circle, then what’s next? | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1606 | But I'm pear-shaped! | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1607 | I failed Geometry. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1608 | One's for fire-related emergencies and the other's for sexy-yet-tasteful calendar-related emergencies. Never mix them up. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1609 | I think they are trying say some of us don't fit the image. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1610 | But even if the square sides are each 2 times r, πr squared does not equal (2 times r)squared. We didn't train for this scenario in Firefighter's school!! | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1611 | My therapist says I need to make good choices. | 1.3059 | 0.05299 | 85 | 60 | 24 | 1 |
1612 | This must be the new hazmat suit pole. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1613 | 'Don't worry about alternate reality! It' still a hole! | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1614 | I didn't peg you for a square. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1615 | God, we’re in a pole lot of trouble | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1616 | Ladder truck or alternate reality, but beats me which is which. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1617 | Oh no, the dreaded square and circle challenge! | 1.3056 | 0.05814 | 72 | 51 | 20 | 1 |
1618 | Just square your shoulders and go. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1619 | Finally, the world is adapting for us square pegs. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1620 | I’m not sure whether it’s a fire or a cognitive ability test | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1621 | Must be for nerds. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1622 | Our quadrilateral colleagues are protesting circular supremacy. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1623 | I guess I go by circle pronoun? | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1624 | Now women have their own pole. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1625 | His first day on the job, Frank had never felt so much like a round peg in a square hole. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1626 | We call it the square route". | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1627 | The circle is so retro.... | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1628 | He did say that the Chief was willing to accommodate his uniqueness | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
1629 | Dude, our termite situation just keeps getting weirder. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1630 | I don’t know about this, I heard that I’m more of a pear shape. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1631 | The pole for those who don’t cut corners. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1632 | All the cool guys are going left. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1633 | stimulis money | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1634 | I guess it's related to the 'diversity initiative'? | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
1635 | Captain said something about disruptive innovation. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1636 | It’s a new system - circle down, square up. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1637 | Down that one, we start fires. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1638 | You'd be surprised how often we use that one. It leads to a pineapple under the sea. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1639 | Mama said there’d be days like this 😑 | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
1640 | They made some changes to the office." "Yeah social distancing. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1641 | Did we say Sicilian or Neapolitan slices for lunch? | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1642 | I don't know, bro... I mean, I just started therapy... | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1643 | I keep telling them you can't cut corners | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1644 | Really? No triangles?! | 1.3038 | 0.05207 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1645 | I'll be darned. You CAN put a round peg in a square hole! | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1646 | It feels like we don’t have to force things now. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1647 | It's a new Amazon delivery thing we're doing now. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1648 | Oh Shit. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1649 | Is this one gender neutral? | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1650 | It's those rookies; some of them never learned to fit in. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1651 | Do shapes really matter? | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1652 | Newly elected Fire Commissioner Spongebob has already begun implementing drastic changes. | 1.3038 | 0.05510 | 79 | 56 | 22 | 1 |
1653 | Does our contract allow psychiatric reassessment? | 1.3038 | 0.05510 | 79 | 56 | 22 | 1 |
1654 | Wait. There’s no human shaped hole. We’re trapped. | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
1655 | I can't remember if I'm categorized as a round peg in a square hole, or a square peg in a round hole.... | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1656 | Is this what the Chief meant by more diversity? | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1657 | It's because they hired that SpongeBob guy. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1658 | Wow, the chief's really gotten out of shape! | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1659 | I don't know -- which am I? | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1660 | I told you times are changing. | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
1661 | Oh no. I thought I didn't have to make this choice again after high school. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1662 | Really? I have to sort out my identity before I respond to the alarm bell!? | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1663 | More equity and inclusion. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1664 | SpongeBob has joined our fire department. | 1.3023 | 0.05249 | 86 | 61 | 24 | 1 |
1665 | and I thought the new transgender rest rooms would end this | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1666 | Which hole is faster | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1667 | I feel like I'm back in kindergarten. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1668 | I'm thinking. Outside the box. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1669 | I know. Capt has a weird butt. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1670 | "Will I be judged for my choice? | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1671 | Why does everything have to be politicized?! | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1672 | Our new diversity policy turned out a bit more confusing than I anticipated. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1673 | Just keep telling yourself you're a round peg,and you'll be fine! | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1674 | Let’s just think outside the box...... | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1675 | What if you're non-binary? | 1.3019 | 0.05869 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 8 |
1676 | round belly,square hole | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
1677 | That's inclusivity! No more square pegs using the round hole! | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1678 | The Fire Captain had successful navigated a round countless challenges and dangers throughout his 28 year career - until he suddenly found himself cornered. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1679 | Where is the triangular exit? | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1680 | I can't decide if that's thinking outside the box, or the opposite. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1681 | Q-anon was here! | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1682 | I always feel like this is a test for nonconformist tendencies, so I usually take the stairs instead. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1683 | Be careful with this one, Gary, it could be cubist. | 1.3012 | 0.06800 | 83 | 65 | 11 | 7 |
1684 | Did they seriously put this one in just for Picasso and Rubik? | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1685 | Wait, I think it's square up, round down. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1686 | In this case, the surface area is about the same. So the main question is which has the better fit. Also, of course, the circle has an advantage in that the point of entry doesn't matter, while the square simplifies the framing during construction. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1687 | It’s a shame we have to take sides. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1688 | The cartoonist is messing with us again. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1689 | human pegs | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1690 | Wait. I need some time to think this over. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1691 | I know her name is Peg , but really? | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1692 | It's all part of sensitivity training I guess. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1693 | Do you have to say ‘To the Batcave, Robin’ every time we get a call?” | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1694 | Well, we couldn't carry the new refrigerator down the stairs, so... | 1.3011 | 0.06448 | 93 | 73 | 12 | 8 |
1695 | Let’s take a poll first. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1696 | My first question is: why are we wearing our turnout gear upstairs?" | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1697 | Choose wisely. You'll be pegged for life! | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1698 | Are we Firepeople now?! | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1699 | The one on your left is for fires; the one in front is for square dances. | 1.3000 | 0.05347 | 90 | 65 | 23 | 2 |
1700 | I wouldn’t touch this decision with a ten foot pole. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1701 | Well,the chief literally promotes diversity in the workplace. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1702 | It’s more Feng shui | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1703 | I'm really not looking forward to changing to a square pole | 1.3000 | 0.05347 | 90 | 65 | 23 | 2 |
1704 | Which way are the stairs? | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1705 | Another Rorschach from the Chief. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1706 | One seems to have an edge over the other. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1707 | It’s just that I have a fear of rights. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1708 | What do I do? Where’s the fire? Who am I, really?” | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1709 | I'm only going down if Cher is at the bottom. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1710 | I think we're at the wrong strip club | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1711 | I swear...I told the handyman to square up the “door.” | 1.3000 | 0.05347 | 90 | 65 | 23 | 2 |
1712 | It's a trick one. Where's the triangle? | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1713 | When did SpongeBob become a firefighter? | 1.3000 | 0.05855 | 110 | 86 | 15 | 9 |
1714 | Where’d Tom go so fast? He said he’d get it squared away and circle back when he’s done... | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1715 | We're all about inclusion. | 1.2990 | 0.05112 | 97 | 70 | 25 | 2 |
1716 | Looks like Benny ordered pizza again for staff dinner. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1717 | All the firefighters here are learning how to pole-dance! Talk about igniting flames of desire! | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1718 | Quick, am I a square peg? Or should I go through the round hole? | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
1719 | Yikes! I've only practiced going down a triangle. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1720 | I’m not really into pop tarts or doughnuts... | 1.2989 | 0.05200 | 87 | 62 | 24 | 1 |
1721 | Don't overthink it Firefighter Squarepeg | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1722 | Am I square or more well-rounded? | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1723 | : "Looks like Human Resources took me seriously when I said I felt like a square peg in a round hole working here..." | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
1724 | Bob, will I ever fit in? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1725 | This is even more stressful than choosing which restroom. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1726 | Parallel pole profiles pose perplexing personal picking-preference problem | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1727 | No one is really sure where it leads to. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1728 | This one is for SpongeBob Squarepants. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1729 | I blame Elon Musk | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1730 | That's the last time I tell that manhole cover joke around the contractors | 1.2987 | 0.07410 | 77 | 62 | 7 | 8 |
1731 | I think the round hole is for the fat fireman. We are inclusive now! | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1732 | So much for the Lindemann–Weierstrass theorem. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1733 | I didn’t know there was going to be a test | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1734 | Which one is for those who are vaccinated? | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1735 | It reminds me of a game we used to play as kids. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1736 | Boy! I wish I paid attention to my geometry classes. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1737 | Don't be a square, man | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1738 | I can actually feel the sharp edge of that stereotype! | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1739 | Look, if you want to ask me something, just ask me. | 1.2976 | 0.05297 | 84 | 60 | 23 | 1 |
1740 | Something like this was in Apollo 13, I think. But I don’t remember what they did about it. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1741 | Oh, that’s for Sponge Bob | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1742 | Damn you, Malcom Gladwell! | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1743 | I am boomer, I get this. | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1744 | s^2 versus πr^2…. That is the question ! | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1745 | Why can't we just have regular bathrooms? | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1746 | We need one more leading nowhere just for show. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1747 | I don't think this job is a perfect fit for me. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
1748 | This actually isn’t all that different from my time as a male stripper. | 1.2970 | 0.04569 | 101 | 74 | 26 | 1 |
1749 | Do you smell smoke? | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1750 | Damnit, which one is Lil Nas X’s pole to hell and which is our regular one? Don’t want to make that mistake again. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1751 | We have to be more inclusive now, Rick | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1752 | CHOOSE, MALE OR FEMALE!!!! | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1753 | Post modernism! This IS an emergency. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1754 | Ugh... another polarizing choice | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1755 | I forget: Are we zeroed in today or all squared up? | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1756 | Our new hire is Sponge Bob… | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1757 | And there goes the truck singing the alphabet song. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1758 | Dare I admit how I've always felt? | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1759 | Those are for folks who use the metric system. | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1760 | Oh no! I can only fit through a triangle! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1761 | Wait, is that him or hers or them or their's"? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1762 | Nothing in our training prepared us for this. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1763 | This is shaping up to be a busy day." | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1764 | The last chief was a Gropius fan. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1765 | The moment Jake knew he shouldn't have lied about his triangular ancestry. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1766 | Hell may be out of our jurisdiction. | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1767 | No more cutting corners! Let’s take the square! | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1768 | I think someone failed that Google job applicant test. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1769 | Now I wish I didn't sleep in my geometry class | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1770 | I dunno, let’s ask Lieutenant Peg | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1771 | Wait! I think this may be part of a new personality assessment from HR | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1772 | One is “up” and the other is “down”. Hard to know which is which. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1773 | No way did we cover this at the academy. | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1774 | Which one of us is the square peg? | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1775 | I wasn’t trained for these complicated decision! | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1776 | I think the popsicles are ready. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1777 | I forget, is the square one for going down or coming up? | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1778 | I should have listened better in geometry class. | 1.2949 | 0.05196 | 78 | 55 | 23 | 0 |
1779 | As the chief always says, a hole's a hole. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1780 | This is it, Joe. Remember your training... | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1781 | We both use water and a hose. Are we really so different ? | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1782 | Enough with their IQ tests! | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1783 | Which are you? | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1784 | Time to defund the geometrists. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1785 | FRANK! YOU'RE TOUCHING MY COCK AGAIN | 1.2947 | 0.06502 | 95 | 76 | 10 | 9 |
1786 | Use the round one. That one's for Peg. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1787 | We didn't each need our own pole Steve | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1788 | The city government is suggesting we cut corners. | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1789 | Is the one on the left for hipsters only? | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1790 | Someone needs to tell the Marshall his new interior designer has gone too far | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1791 | Just looking at this makes me want a pizza & donuts! | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1792 | I think Spongebob's got this one | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1793 | You can't fit a square fireman into a round hole. | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1794 | Make your move, Roy. Have the guts to defy convention. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1795 | This time,polarization has gone too far. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1796 | Wait. Wait. Let’s think about this. | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1797 | That one's for Peg - some Title VII thing. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1798 | So much for a modern fire station. Damn you, Frank Gehry! | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1799 | This is a big fire hazard for triangles. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1800 | A round firefighter does not fit into a square hole. Nor does a square firefighter fit into a round hole. Wait, how does that idiom go, Jerry? | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1801 | This one is for the flat earth believers. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1802 | I don't think I'm intersectional enough to use this one. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1803 | Looks like SpongeBob made it ahead of us. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1804 | One goes up. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1805 | "They've made one for you, Harry." | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1806 | Let's see, this one is for going up, the other for going down, right? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1807 | Hmmm.... This looks like the opposite of cutting corners.. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1808 | Don't worry. I've been told it's just about breaking stereotypes. | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
1809 | Don't panic. According to Jung, this is just a dream. | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1810 | Must be one of those transgender things. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1811 | This is very distressing. I am "shape-fluid. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1812 | When I asked if we could change the shape of how we work, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1813 | But I am terrible at multiple choice. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1814 | See you around Peg! | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1815 | Hey Joe, you’re the square peg in this team. I guess you’re finally in luck. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1816 | Where did the Triangle go? | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1817 | I still don't know if I fit in here. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1818 | What if I’m a star-shaped peg? | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1819 | Well Peg it’s your choice | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1820 | But you can't put a square pole in a round hole. | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1821 | I'll do the square if I can drive this time. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1822 | For the last time,Jerry,you aren't breaking your vows by sliding down a different hole! | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1823 | It looks like they finally put in a slide for Peg. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1824 | Oh Carter, the circle has been broken! | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1825 | Oh, man, I'm not used to thinking inside the box! | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1826 | I never was good at geometry. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1827 | I've been having a hard time getting in shape. | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
1828 | It's a matter of self esteem. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1829 | You can see The new office is very inclusive - We accommodate all body shapes | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
1830 | And thus begins the career of SpongeBob SquarePants, firefighter. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1831 | So which is it Captain Square Peg? | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1832 | I think the Captain wants us to get in shape. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1833 | Nah, they’re to our psyche evaluation department. | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
1834 | I like having options, but neither of these expresses who I truly am. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1835 | HR said we needed more diversity in the work environment. No more square pegs in the round holes, they said. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1836 | It seems trivial, but studies show lives will be saved. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1837 | Which blockhead failed geometry class!?! | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1838 | I guess I'm not ready yet for the "Santa's Chimney" drill excercise | 1.2917 | 0.07251 | 72 | 57 | 9 | 6 |
1839 | They say it takes firefighting to a hole new dimension.... | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1840 | A French fireman's nightmare. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1841 | Careful -- one of them leads to the fires of Hell. | 1.2911 | 0.05450 | 79 | 57 | 21 | 1 |
1842 | They had to cut out fat Larry yesterday. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1843 | We need to shape up. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1844 | I guess it's that new directive to hire more squares | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1845 | Must be a diversity initiative from the District. | 1.2911 | 0.05450 | 79 | 57 | 21 | 1 |
1846 | Spongebob Squarepants is the new guy. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1847 | For a change I’m thinking inside the box! | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1848 | This is mathematically impossible! | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1849 | Rock paper scissors | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1850 | When did SpongeBob SquarePants join the department? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1851 | Didn't the chief say that we had to square the circle? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1852 | This was not in the orientation | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1853 | Aren't poles supposed to be unisex by now? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1854 | I dreamed about this when I was two | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1855 | Didn’t they tell you about getting in shape for this gig? | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1856 | Pfizer or Moderna? | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1857 | Man, whoever said this job was easy? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1858 | Is this a geometry test? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1859 | That's for Amazon Prime same-day deliveries. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1860 | We should probably do the opposite of what we think we should do. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1861 | I thought you couldn't fit a round fireman in a square hole!" | 1.2900 | 0.05084 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1862 | You take the circle and the story ends. You take the square and I’ll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1863 | Functionality or design? | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1864 | Wait ‘til you see the new truck! | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
1865 | On the whole, it’s all the same. | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
1866 | hmm.. not sure which one makes me a better firefighter | 1.2892 | 0.05292 | 83 | 60 | 22 | 1 |
1867 | Looks like we're being cornered! | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1868 | I'm glad they got rid of the triangle opening. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1869 | I think it must lead to a parallel universe! | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1870 | This really burns me up. | 1.2892 | 0.05292 | 83 | 60 | 22 | 1 |
1871 | As soon as they hired Peg, I knew there's be some changes around here." | 1.2892 | 0.05292 | 83 | 60 | 22 | 1 |
1872 | Well, "Get in where you fit in" I guess. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1873 | My training was done over zoom | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1874 | No seriously, I can’t say I identify with either of them! | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1875 | Ugh. Binary is so basic. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1876 | It's the new Republican "Up Pole" for the emergencies we can run from. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1877 | We need to alert the Pentagon! | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1878 | I hope it doesn't look like I have a preference. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1879 | Looks like they took the “cutting corners” bit quite seriously | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1880 | I think I know which pole Peg slid down. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1881 | That's why we call it the fireman's quandary. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1882 | Yes, that's the slide for rookie blockheads! | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1883 | oh I hate choices | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
1884 | It’s simple. It’s for those who prefer “they”and “them.” | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1885 | I read about this in the training manual, but I’ve never seen it in real life. | 1.2885 | 0.04668 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
1886 | The new management is very conservative | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1887 | The Chief says that action precedes understanding... | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1888 | Looks like the contractors stopped cutting corners. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1889 | I wear my boxers for this one. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1890 | I’ve got the shakes...I failed geometry. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
1891 | I think I'll take the round pole. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1892 | It’s for Sponge Bob. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1893 | My therapist warned me there’d be days like this. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1894 | It must be the test for Deputy Fire Chief. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1895 | I used to be hip, but now I'm a square. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1896 | Uh Oh. We're being tested. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1897 | Do you feel like a well rounded individual or sharp as an edge today? | 1.2875 | 0.06702 | 80 | 63 | 11 | 6 |
1898 | Oh, maybe it’s like a PlayStation controller. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1899 | Not a problem. I'm well-rounded and you're square. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1900 | That's one way to get a round peg in a square hole! | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
1901 | My guess is it's for the square pegs that won't fit in round holes. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1902 | Bruce Jenner can go fuck himself !!! | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1903 | Why not? Block lives matter. | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
1904 | Looks like an indecisive person's nightmare. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1905 | He likes to think through the box. | 1.2874 | 0.05146 | 87 | 63 | 23 | 1 |
1906 | What if we’re pear shaped?! | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1907 | I'm so glad our bosses recognize our burning workplace issues. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1908 | It's about time they made an effort to accommodate us square pegs! | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1909 | That's for Rogers. Always was a square peg... | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1910 | Nice touch, but we didn’t get a raise. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1911 | And I thought picking either the red pill or the blue pill was tough. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
1912 | Which one is for emergencies? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1913 | . . . but I identify as a square peg . . . | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
1914 | You go ahead and take the square one Frank,I will take the circle since I am more well rounded. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1915 | Yeah, but what if I'm feelin' triangular? | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1916 | I know Lenny thinks I’m a square, but this is a step too far. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1917 | Eeny,meenie, miney, mo... | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1918 | Modern or Traditional? | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1919 | Uh oh, is this a test? | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1920 | Did you ever think your day wasn't going to go so hot? | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1921 | Okay, which one leads to the strip club again? | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
1922 | Is this some kind of test? | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1923 | Okay, now this really gets me bent out of shape. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1924 | Careful, this looks like another HR pass-fail diversity test. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1925 | They’ve really got us pegged. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1926 | It’s the final test of the firefighters’ qualification exam. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1927 | Nope. That’s the up pole. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
1928 | Must be the other one. This one has a naked lady on it. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1929 | Oh no! I don't have time for this kind of introspection! | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1930 | You're bad at math, don't try the square route. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1931 | Now's not the time to ponder the chute not taken. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1932 | The new one's for coming back up. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1933 | I said, I wanted a stair, not a square. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1934 | There’s one in every station. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1935 | First, our interior decorator had the fire trucks painted fuchsia, now this. | 1.2857 | 0.05502 | 77 | 56 | 20 | 1 |
1936 | Oh,for gods sakes! Now this is a political statement! | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1937 | Who's the square peg working with us? | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1938 | Time to figure out what kind of shape we're in | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1939 | I wish I hadn’t slept through Chief’s explanation—I think one goes to the Ninth Circle of Hell. The other drops us into Squaresville. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1940 | I guess SpongeBob SquarePants finally passed the test and joined our team. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1941 | If the holes are different shapes, are the trucks different colors? | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1942 | I don't see how this is more "female firefighter friendly." | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
1943 | Which poll makes you larger, and which poll makes you small? | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1944 | The square one goes to the nerd truck. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1945 | It must be a Coffer Illusion. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1946 | Uh, which one is for Democrats? | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1947 | How can they introduce a choice in a feature which is meant to save time | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1948 | Are you feeling more round or more square today? | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1949 | I’m poles apart from the Chief on this equal opportunity stuff! | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1950 | Let just anyone be a firefighter, this is what happens. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1951 | What if I don't identify with conventional geometric shapes? Do I just take the stairs? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1952 | Increases angular momentum. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1953 | But I’m neither. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1954 | Wait a second...what happened to the triangle hole? | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1955 | I told you they’d have to make accommodations when they hired Sponge Bob and Ice Cube. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1956 | I'm not sure about this new drill | 1.2841 | 0.05098 | 88 | 64 | 23 | 1 |
1957 | THIS .WAS .NOT .COVERED IN FIRE SCHOOL | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1958 | Don’t fall for it, working in a cubicle is worse than you think | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1959 | It's our own fault. We did ask Peg to design it. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1960 | Wait!!! It could be a trap. | 1.2840 | 0.05339 | 81 | 59 | 21 | 1 |
1961 | Its the new non-binary firepole. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1962 | I’d heard rumors that the Department was going to be springing a competency recertification test on us. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1963 | Alice! We are not in Wonderland anymore!! | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1964 | I never thought they'd actually replace us with machines. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1965 | You didn't say there would be geometry on the firefighter test. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1966 | I know they go to the same place but it just feels so wrong somehow. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1967 | I'm confused -- which one is ours and which one is the pole dancer’s? | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1968 | Wait Pete! Before we do this we need to triangulate. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1969 | Chief says it doesn't matter which one we use, but I have my doubts. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1970 | Am i the only one who doesn’t know what to write? | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1971 | Well, your ‘square peg round hole’ excuse won’t work anymore | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1972 | The tragedy of all of this is that while we sit here trying to determine which of these is the politically correct one to use, someone's house is burning down. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1973 | I’ve always had trouble with square routes” | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1974 | Well, now I'm self-conscious. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1975 | Best case scenario, we end up at a burning building, right? | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
1976 | I was never good at geometry! | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1977 | This job makes it hard to think outside the box. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1978 | We're bringing the pizza/ | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1979 | I save everyone else while I leave my family down this hole. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1980 | I hate these annual psych tests. | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
1981 | I always forget which one of these is just a drawing. | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
1982 | Is this for Male or Female??? | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1983 | We shouldn't have called Bobby a square. | 1.2836 | 0.05548 | 67 | 48 | 19 | 0 |
1984 | It's the budget, thry're always cutting corners around here. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
1985 | Is this Captain’s way of apologizing for taking away the PlayStation? | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1986 | Why was the triangle pole removed?! | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1987 | Man we gotta get into shape. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1988 | Which one of us is the peg? | 1.2826 | 0.04720 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
1989 | Either way I'm not getting back to that french toast, am I? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1990 | Is this for Republicans? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1991 | The station was designed by Picasso | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1992 | They hired an Architect | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1993 | Wait, Jeff: I’m sure the Captain said don’t follow the white hare, and besides we only have one large key to open the door!” | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1994 | It looks like the geometry teacher is getting fired! | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1995 | What does this mean for us? Changes are coming! Changes we never even dreamed of. God help us! God help us all! | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1996 | I know! One of these must be the entrance and the other the exit | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1997 | Let’s flip a coin. | 1.2824 | 0.06613 | 85 | 68 | 10 | 7 |
1998 | Don't be surprised when we're required to install a transgender pole too! | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1999 | Whoa! I wonder where THIS ONE goes? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2000 | When I told the new chief I wanted him to run things fair and square he may have missed my point. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2001 | Careful Bill. That's a one-way ticket to Squaresville. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2002 | Pole dancing, anyone? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2003 | We've had a lot of diversity hires | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2004 | Consultants! | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2005 | Hey, I heard they have the star one at Tommy's. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2006 | Wait till you see the Rorschach test below. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2007 | Rookie mistake. | 1.2821 | 0.05443 | 78 | 57 | 20 | 1 |
2008 | We're cornered | 1.2821 | 0.05443 | 78 | 57 | 20 | 1 |
2009 | The chief did say that one of the new recruits is a bit out of shape. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 78 | 56 | 22 | 0 |
2010 | I told you Peg wouldn't make it! | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
2011 | It's one of our diversity initiatives. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2012 | If you ever happen to use the wrong pole, just go with the music and take your time. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2013 | We need to stop hiring architects from Minecraft. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2014 | Peg? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2015 | Damn it! I knew I should have taken geometry more seriously. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2016 | Wait, what time is it? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2017 | One for the city, one for the ‘burbs.’ | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2018 | That should take care of any diversity issues. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
2019 | Watch your hat on this one. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
2020 | Let’s circle back on this tomorrow. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2021 | Pole dancing just ain’t what it used to be ... | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2022 | My Dad said in his day, the one on the right was for Republicans, on the left for Democrats. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2023 | And here I always thought these pole openings were pointless. | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
2024 | Facebook will know, either way. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2025 | If I were the chief, I'd offer more choices at these exit polls. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2026 | I thought they’d fixed that! | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2027 | I failed this at the academy. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2028 | I can’t decide what I am anymore. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2029 | Let’s take the express. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2030 | I hate to be a square, but let's take the stairs. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2031 | It's a test...I think it's a test...but what kind of test? | 1.2800 | 0.05220 | 75 | 54 | 21 | 0 |
2032 | I see Lieutenant SpongeBob is implementing his new infrastructure program. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2033 | I hate when they cut corners. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2034 | I guess this is what getting squared away meant | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2035 | We're trying to be more inclusive of all body types. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2036 | The new chief is all about diversity. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2037 | I finally see the difference between real life and Minecraft. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2038 | Montessori Fire Fighter Academy. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2039 | Okay Francis, the final training scenario is pass/fail! | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2040 | There’s only one way to settle this. Rock, paper, stairs? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2041 | This must be the Minecraft rookie's pole. | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2042 | Some like to cut corners and some don’t. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2043 | Looks like HR took my complaint of being a ‘square peg in a round hole’ a little too literally. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2044 | I feel conflicted between "FOLLOW PROCEDURE" and "BE INNOVATIVE." | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
2045 | Okay, Peg, you choose. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2046 | It's a cinch, Chief. The length of the diagonal of the square is the hypotenuse. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2047 | Dammit! When you’re in a hurry, it’s always the local. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2048 | Last I saw SpongeBob, he went thataway.” | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2049 | That one’s only for Captain SpongeBob SquarePants. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2050 | This one is for returning. | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
2051 | No wonder they fired the architech. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2052 | You first. I failed geometry | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2053 | This new silicon valley company is trying to disrupt the firefighting industry. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2054 | Which one is for pear shaped?! | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2055 | So 'Fireman Bob' is really 'Fireman SpongeBob SquarePants'?! | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
2056 | You go first, Peg. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
2057 | Wait! What’s the square hole protocol? | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
2058 | Come on, McClusky, the fire doesn't have all day. Are you a square or hip, your call? | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
2059 | The Chief’s equity plan is getting out of Hand! | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2060 | This is how it starts. Next thing you know, they'll try putting a Beagle in the truck. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2061 | I think we could take the round hole, but maybe Peg could take the square one? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2062 | Is it the square hole on even dates or the round hole on odd dates?? | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2063 | Either way, I still think we should wear our masks…. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2064 | Quick! Is this a rhombus or a square? | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2065 | When did operation get so deep? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2066 | Wait . Before we can put out fires we have to define our shape in the cosmos . | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2067 | The squares, man, they're taking over everything. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2068 | By "switch up the poles," I guess I was thinking a spiral staircase or something | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2069 | Ouch | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
2070 | Ah, the old 'square peg & round hole' challenge. | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2071 | Sarge, I didn't know there'd be geometry on the test! | 1.2778 | 0.05316 | 72 | 52 | 20 | 0 |
2072 | Son-of-a-gun. Fatso made it! | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2073 | The whole building's going down in frames! | 1.2778 | 0.05316 | 72 | 52 | 20 | 0 |
2074 | This is for Peg! She couldn't fit down the round hole! | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2075 | It looks impossible at first, but soon you'll fit right in. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2076 | I'm tired of these new "symbolic" choices. Let's just take the stairs! | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2077 | One takes you to the fire trucks. The other takes you to Chippendale’s. Good luck! | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2078 | It tolls for thee | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2079 | Form don't follow function. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2080 | Which one goes to the break room? | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2081 | That’s easy: it’s hip to be square…. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2082 | Don’t worry about the shape. That one goes up. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
2083 | Never mind - I can’t decide..... I’ll take the stairs..... or should I take the elevator? | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
2084 | I think we have a variant! | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
2085 | They should really fire that carpenter. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
2086 | Do you prefer Detroit or New York style? | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2087 | I'm not going to say it,and, I'm not even going to think it. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2088 | I guess we're carpooling. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2089 | Well this is an improvement, during training they had a triangle. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2090 | The quadratic equation's on fire! We'll have to take the square route! | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2091 | I guess they're asking us to decide which shape of peg we are | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2092 | When did firefighting become so square,man? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2093 | The Captain said we need to relax our recruiting standards. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2094 | Weren't you there for the diversity lecture? | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2095 | Uh-oh. I was raised square but I identify as a circle. What now? | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2096 | I can’t do it...I have right angle phobia. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2097 | SpongeBob, are you sure you're comfortable as a volunteer fireman? | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2098 | I guess they’re cutting corners! | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
2099 | When I told HR we needed to make more room for square pegs, I meant it metaphorically. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2100 | I don’t know if I’m the right kind of shape for this. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
2101 | Is it a square peg or a round hole kind of fire?! 🕳 | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
2102 | I can never remember which is which with that damn alarm blaring. I’m taking the stairs! | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2103 | They never talk about a round peg in a square hole. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2104 | One’s for us, the other’s for our desk top computers. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2105 | You’re a square peg | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2106 | Wait, I’m not ready to declare my shape yet! | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2107 | The triangle is gone! | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2108 | This old pole was made back before they started cutting corners. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2109 | Where do you think the round one goes? | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2110 | I’m not sure we’ll fit in here! | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2111 | I don’t know. I’m not ready for something new right now. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2112 | Hang on. I’m only familiar with color test! | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2113 | Must be part of that diversity initiative. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2114 | "Vaccinated, non-vaccinated...take your pick." | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2115 | Which one is the emergency exit? | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2116 | Jeez,I bought one Barry Manilow album. Let it go guys. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2117 | Disorientation brought by innovations. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2118 | Do I look fat in my emergency gear ? | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
2119 | Brace yourself! They are cutting corners again. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2120 | I can't remember my pronoun. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2121 | I miss the triangle. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2122 | Bad feng shui, man. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2123 | Its for those with bad evaluations | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2124 | Your choice Peg. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
2125 | I was told there’d be no math. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2126 | Wait... am I a hipster? | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2127 | Brad, am I really that easily pegged? | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2128 | That one's for Spongebob only. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2129 | Holed that thought... | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2130 | I can’t remember am I a square peg or a round hole | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2131 | Hold on! Let’s think outside the box on this one. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2132 | And you’re SURE object permanence is real? | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2133 | The union did promise us a square deal. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2134 | Would you describe me as apple bottomed? | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2135 | Well, the fire department needs to start cutting corners now!! | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2136 | Who's going to admit to the rest of us guys that he's square? | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2137 | Ones for republicans and ones for democrats, but which is which? | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2138 | This is confusing. I wish my wife, Peg, was here. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2139 | We’ve been preparing for this our whole lives. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2140 | We should take the stairs. | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2141 | An unconventional square! Wouldn't you say that's what I am? | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2142 | I think this is part of the department's new inclusivity policy. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2143 | Did they say Columbus Circle or Herald Square | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2144 | The Captain hired his daughter, Margaret. I call her Peg. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2145 | So the one on the left is Express, and the one on the right is Local? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2146 | If it is a doughnut run, use the left pole, otherwise use the square. | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2147 | Use this one only for pole square dancing. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2148 | It’s a crapshoot. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2149 | I guess even architects can go through a cubist period | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2150 | So, this is how we’re increasing diversity in the workplace?! | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2151 | It’s a whole different hole. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2152 | I don't mind wearing a fireman costume for this gig, but no one told me we'd also have to pole dance | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2153 | I heard the Department was looking for more diversity. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2154 | We paid McKinsey $3 million for this just go | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2155 | Well, the builders did say they had everything squared away. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2156 | I knew this day would come. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2157 | Let’s hope they get the right peg on the right pole | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2158 | Wait, is it square up and circle down, or the other way around? | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2159 | Is this one of those round peg in a square hole situations? | 1.2727 | 0.05109 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2160 | You just need to come at it from the right angle. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2161 | Don’t worry, just square your shoulders and go. | 1.2727 | 0.05433 | 77 | 57 | 19 | 1 |
2162 | Are they trying to tell us we're out of shape? | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2163 | Before going on keto, I could only use the round exit. Now it’s square time, baby. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2164 | I’ve been called a round peg my whole life | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2165 | What just happened? . | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2166 | I better google which is the best shape first. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2167 | I guess this is what they mean by ‘be there or be square’ | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2168 | A lot of Math went into this bachelorette party! | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2169 | I think the Chief misunderstood me when I said, everyone should pass through squarely | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2170 | You take this one. You have more of a square peg vibe. | 1.2717 | 0.04913 | 92 | 68 | 23 | 1 |
2171 | Five-alarm fire be damned! I'm having an epiphany about our places in the universe and trying to fit in! | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2172 | It's for Bob the new guy - I hear he use to be a child star | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2173 | You get squared away and I'll circle back. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2174 | When is the psychological testing of the department going to end? | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2175 | Pizza's here | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2176 | And we thought one size fit all! | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2177 | Huh. Sponge Bob made it through training. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2178 | "It’s a good thing we’re trained to deal with the unexpected." | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2179 | Next it'll be square donuts. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2180 | I think this one takes you direct to Penn Station. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2181 | Let's talk about this later | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2182 | When the fire station is located on Sesame Street. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2183 | Don't over think it; when you're a firefighter there is no wrong hole. | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2184 | Oh my God, this is more difficult than chocolate or vanilla. | 1.2714 | 0.05354 | 70 | 51 | 19 | 0 |
2185 | I couldn't slide through the triangle hole either. Glad they removed that one. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2186 | We went binary last month, but the boss now says we'll need a lot more fireperson poles. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2187 | «Ok i didn’t know the new boss was that conservative» | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2188 | I have always felt like a bit of a square peg, but this is too much. | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
2189 | Would you rather have the bachelor party or the bachelorette party? | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
2190 | One is just for pole dancing, but I can't remember which is which. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2191 | Firefighter Margaret has gained a few pounds recently... I don't think we should try to put a round Peg in a square hole. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2192 | We take getting in to shape seriously here. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2193 | So which one do we use to meet the delivery driver? | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
2194 | Hmm... I’m hip and not square, you go down this one. | 1.2706 | 0.04847 | 85 | 62 | 23 | 0 |
2195 | A striped dog too! | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2196 | It's the new existential pole holes. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2197 | I knew hiring Spongebob was a mistake. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2198 | Oh, no - they've sprung am IQ test on us! | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2199 | This one is for pizza delivery only. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2200 | Ugh, looks like the chief re-read ‘The Da Vinci Code’ again. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2201 | Don’t overthink it. You just pick the one you identify with. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2202 | The HR rep. must've seriously pushed for this diversity thing. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2203 | My pole dancer name is Smokey the Bare. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2204 | Quit overthinking it! But understand, there is a wrong answer. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2205 | No don’t, it’s a trap! | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2206 | It's not right! Round poles don't go into square holes. | 1.2703 | 0.05198 | 74 | 54 | 20 | 0 |
2207 | It's a requirement of the anti-discrimination consent decree. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2208 | I have strange nails on my left hand | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2209 | Okay, I'll take the square this time, and let's see who wins! | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2210 | Relax Jerry. Yes, they're both 360 degrees. No, they're not going to spontaneously combust. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2211 | Two poles of wood diverged, and I-I took the one encircled by... | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2212 | I keep forgetting which is the down-poll and which is the up-poll. | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2213 | I think my instruction to "not cut corners" was a bit too ambiguous. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2214 | • You’re the unhip one, so you take the square hole. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2215 | Hey, Peg! To settle an argument, do you consider yourself square? | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2216 | What's next, a dodecahedron? | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2217 | Always a new angle with the chief. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2218 | I guess the star and trapezoid were too confusing. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2219 | Someone was still thinking inside the box | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2220 | One goes down to the station, and the other one just goes down. Choose wisely. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2221 | Is it better to be a square peg? or fit in a round hole? | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2222 | I don't consider myself a square, but if I go down the other pole, you'll probably tell everybody I'm woke. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2223 | Dang, we really should have paid more attention during that inclusivity training. | 1.2697 | 0.04993 | 89 | 66 | 22 | 1 |
2224 | Tough decision,Chief. | 1.2697 | 0.04993 | 89 | 66 | 22 | 1 |
2225 | Yeah, there are a few different ways to go down. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2226 | It’s a gender reveal party fire, so the options here should really be blue or pink. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2227 | This one's for squares. | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2228 | That's the clothes-optional pole. | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2229 | First the Myers-Briggs test, then repainting the engines chartreuse, and now this. Man, the chief really is a INFJ. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2230 | Stop! that's the UP pole. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2231 | Maybe we should let this one slide. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2232 | This is the square-head pole and the meathead pole. | 1.2692 | 0.05055 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2233 | I've always been a square peg. Finally, something fits. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2234 | Wow, talk about diversification! | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2235 | Remember, I’m the round peg in the square hole, and you’re the square peg in the round hole. | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2236 | That one looks to edgy for me | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2237 | When you said diversity training, I was expecting something else. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2238 | I've always pegged myself as a star. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2239 | It was the captain's idea. His love triangle could be a problem for us. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2240 | To know which one to use, you have to look on your birth certificate. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2241 | Wait Johnson, I think it’s a trap! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2242 | Is that what the chief intended when he said "no more pi"? | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2243 | Their fire truck has square wheels too, that's why we never see them. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2244 | Hey, I thought we'd completed our psych evaluations | 1.2687 | 0.05456 | 67 | 49 | 18 | 0 |
2245 | I'm already stuck.” | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2246 | This one is gender-neutral. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2247 | I never trained for polygons! | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2248 | No, Jack! Not that pole! That was an ERA initiative. The last guy who went down that way still can't stop saying "fireperson". | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2249 | Its the new Equal Employment Opportunity thing... | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2250 | Joe, I was told told to only use the the pole through the inverse curve of the hyperbola. I am skipping this fire. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2251 | Are we square pegs or round ones? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2252 | But Peg's not on duty. | 1.2683 | 0.04923 | 82 | 60 | 22 | 0 |
2253 | Burning building, I rush in. This has me freaked out. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2254 | I know they are topologically equivalent, but I still can’t choose. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2255 | Did they say choose wisely or widely? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2256 | I’m confused, they didn’t teach us this at fireman’s school! | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2257 | I thought they told us we have them in all shapes and sizes! | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2258 | In the end, it was the evil interior designers that were blamed for the Great Fire of 1776 | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2259 | The square one goes to the strip club. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2260 | Phil, the indecisive carpenter, strikes again. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2261 | Oh, that pole is for the fire people born before 1990 | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2262 | I might need a hand. I'm not in shape for this. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2263 | Which one do you think is faster? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2264 | The Dalmatians swear by it | 1.2676 | 0.05291 | 71 | 52 | 19 | 0 |
2265 | Designed by Rudy | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2266 | Stay Calm! I had this in kindergarten. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2267 | Quick, use the pole-thagrean theorem” @newyorkerma | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2268 | Is there a virtual option? | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2269 | I hear one has a lady and the other one has a tiger.... | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2270 | You mean the square one goes back to when we had a visit from Mayor Beame? | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2271 | What did the Captain say? Round is sound, but square is fair? | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2272 | Cripes! Are we on Candid Camera? | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2273 | Two poles diverged in a black and white firehouse, and I took the one less descended by. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2274 | This one's for the squares. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
2275 | I think it’s OK; not like we’re a round peg in a square hole | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2276 | Triangulate your slide. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2277 | Don't rush me, Jim: Am I a square Peg in a round hole or a round Peg in a square hole? | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2278 | Your choice: a blazing fire or a blazing pole dancer? | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2279 | That’s so Peg can get down! Say ... do you know Bernard Welt! | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2280 | I knew something like this would happen after Allen Funts grandson transferred in. David M. Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201 | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2281 | What happened to the elevator? | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2282 | Am I square or am I round? That is the question. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2283 | I guess we aren't hip enough. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2284 | If you get stuck, pivot along the diagonal, which, because it creates two 45-45-90 triangles, has the length of a side times the square root of 2, roughly 1.414. | 1.2667 | 0.07835 | 60 | 49 | 6 | 5 |
2285 | I think it’s meant to be performance art. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2286 | I'm OK with the upgraded hole design, but this matching square pole may be a problem. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2287 | Not the best time to admit that I failed that part of kindergarten. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2288 | Can you believe it, Watson? We have found 221B Baker Street! | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2289 | You first, Armand | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2290 | Difficult choice for spatial dysphoric firefighters who respond to emergencies like a square but prefer the camaraderie of a circle. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2291 | This one is for the new recruit, SpongeBob. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2292 | Do I slide down one of them -- or sit and ice-fish there? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2293 | I don't know this drill. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2294 | Thanks for talking me out of that Brazilian butt lift, man | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2295 | Unfortunately, some of our firemen are real squares. The firewomen though are great sports. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2296 | You get the circle, I get the square. Frank gets the pear-shaped one over there, for obvious reasons. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2297 | I can't decide if I'm a square or not. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2298 | This may be like the choice of choosing the red pill or the blue pill; one may take us down the rabbit hole, the other may take of us to a reality where wrong is right and right is wrong. You decide. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2299 | Don’t get yourself all bent out of shape, the chief is just testing you. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2300 | What would lil nas x do? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2301 | Man! Holes didn't have to be cutting edge to fit in. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2302 | now what | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2303 | I was never able to find the right hole | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2304 | You have to be in great shape to do this. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2305 | Wow, you really can get a square peg through a round hole!! | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2306 | If you pick the wrong one you’ll be answering the phones for the next year. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2307 | Two words: millennial architect. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2308 | Management here is always looking for new places to cut corners. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2309 | This job isn’t good for my body dismorphia. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2310 | Your choice says a lot about how you fight fires | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2311 | Hold on, Ernie, Meanie, Miney, Moe! | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2312 | Umm... Is there a non-binary one? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2313 | Have we started recruiting square men who can’t fit in the round hole.? | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2314 | I always knew trigonometry would come back to haunt me | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2315 | It’s not the shape of the hole that matters. It’s whether or not you’ve got the guts to grab the pole | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2316 | Wait! It’s Saturday. Trick Pole Night. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2317 | 9-1-1 did say to be there or be square. | 1.2647 | 0.05390 | 68 | 50 | 18 | 0 |
2318 | Um... I actually identify as Tri-angular. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2319 | They did say the new guy was edgy. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2320 | The next fire station over got an oval and a triangle, so let’s count ourselves lucky | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2321 | Diversity requirement. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2322 | Well The 2 year old architect of the fire house was still learning shapes | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
2323 | Hey if I wanted two holes, I’d call your wife. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2324 | I think we're about to be replaced by robots. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2325 | Oh, no, we’ve been victimized by Cubism! | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2326 | The real question is how will we ever get back up? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2327 | Let’s get squared away and circle back. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2328 | I can never remember whose bathroom is who's. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2329 | Are stairs too much to ask for? | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2330 | Squares have to be accommodated also. | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 53 | 19 | 0 |
2331 | I'm going with circular thinking. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2332 | You know your a square man. Just jump already. | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2333 | Things have been different around here since that new recruit, Peg, started. | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2334 | I know this is an emergency but we’ve got to get this right. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2335 | No, that one goes to our man cave. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2336 | What kind of fire is this | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2337 | This is the point when I realize I’m still asleep in my bunk. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2338 | I’m glad they didn’t turn the pole into a bar. | 1.2637 | 0.04645 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2339 | Fire in the hole! | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2340 | Did Spongebob join our team ? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2341 | I guess geometry is important after all. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2342 | Round for WOKE square for Qists. Do not want to commit ....take the stairs ! | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
2343 | Is there some new Equal Geometric Compliance Law we never heard about? | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2344 | What's next, a triangle? | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
2345 | Got a coin on you? | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2346 | I 'm waiting for the octagon. | 1.2632 | 0.05085 | 76 | 56 | 20 | 0 |
2347 | You go first. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2348 | Which one do you think Peg slid down? | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2349 | How are ya gonna fit your round arse through that square hole, Bert? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2350 | Whoa! Is this part of our departmental personality test? | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2351 | Oh Geez! Peg just went down the wrong hole! | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2352 | So, are you well rounded or do you have rough edges? Let’s see. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2353 | Well, we do have a number of Blockheads in this house. | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2354 | Careful, they haven’t finished the elevator yet. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2355 | Sarge wanted our squad to appear more edgy. | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2356 | The square one’s for mid-town | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2357 | Tristan, you got this. We practiced this! | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2358 | This isn't what I imagined when they said they'd send a poll out for which style pizza we prefer | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2359 | Cover me Johnson. I'm feeling a little edgy today. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2360 | Round Peg just went down the square hole! | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2361 | I guess it's for guys who aren't cool, man. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2362 | Which alternative universe is for woodblocks? | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2363 | The Chief is taking this diversity, equity and inclusion stuff too far. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2364 | They are also putting in a triangle for the pointy guys. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2365 | I blame computer games. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2366 | Do we still need this one for contactless package delivery? | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2367 | Not so fast. Fred took this one yesterday and no one’s seen him since. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2368 | Geometry is not my thing, now what? | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2369 | Didn't our contractor just remodel the preschool? | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2370 | How can I choose? They're topologically equivalent! | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2371 | The instructor said 'X's and O's'. Now what?! | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2372 | Wow! This is what they mean by diversity? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2373 | Oh no, they forgot to put the Exit sign! | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2374 | My childhood dreams meet my childhood nightmares. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2375 | Well, Mark, what’s it gonna be? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2376 | That wasn’t the right pole | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2377 | I really hate the annual 'square peg in a round hole' test. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
2378 | Pfizer or Moderna??????? | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2379 | I’m all for reform, but captain Squarepants has gone too far! | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2380 | Well, it definitely adds a new angle. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2381 | I'd rather not risk 360 degree burns!! | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2382 | You take one and I will take the other, and the last one down is the real square person. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2383 | Remember, it’s hips to be square. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2384 | Wait, I feel like this is a test. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2385 | Some of us are built differently | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2386 | I'll go first, I've always been a square peg | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
2387 | I can't believe they did this, knowing I failed Geometry. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2388 | ...better square the circle? | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
2389 | I guess the contractor saw our ‘no pi’ sign in the lunch room... So the joke’s on us right? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2390 | Are we allowed to fear change? | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2391 | I always thought of myself as square peg but now I don’t know what to think. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2392 | Management must know we gained weight while working from home | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2393 | Dang it, Bill, I said I was PEAR shaped! | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
2394 | But Lou, what if I not only fit right through, but also find that I kind of like it? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2395 | I think we should go ‘round. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2396 | Square feet or circumference? Did you take geometry in highschool? | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2397 | Wait -- are you the square peg, or am I? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2398 | Which one's for the algorithm again? | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2399 | Wait, where did the triangle go? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2400 | For all who don't fit in a round hole. Equal opportunity. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2401 | That's not what I meant when I said to "square the diameter." | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2402 | Maybe it leads to an alternate universe where fireman aren't sexy as hell and great fun to be around. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2403 | Ugh math. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2404 | They have a weird understanding of what it takes to implement more diversity. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2405 | Is this only a test? | 1.2609 | 0.04856 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
2406 | Wait. I should go. I remember doing this in preschool. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2407 | Maybe its a male-female thing | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2408 | There isn’t time to decide the square root and circumference differences. Choose your personality and just go. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2409 | Now let me see. One of them leads to the fire truck. The other one leads to hell. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2410 | Let's get Peg in here to sort this out. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2411 | After the fire let's meet at the Triangle Bar. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2412 | Careful Stan... one pole is for volunteers and the other pole is for union members. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2413 | So I guess you can fit a round Jake into a square hole! | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2414 | I told Peg to use the other hole | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2415 | People who are born round don't die square, Alan | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2416 | I forgot wich one goes up and wich one goes down... | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2417 | Let’s escape to wonderland! | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2418 | So, my choice will go on my permanent record? | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2419 | Are you square or not square? | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2420 | All we need during a fire is more decisions to make. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2421 | Square Pants Bob has his own accommodation! | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2422 | Eureka! Mathematicians have said for centuries that it is impossible to square a circle! | 1.2603 | 0.05171 | 73 | 54 | 19 | 0 |
2423 | Hold on, you’re telling me the polls actually turn? That’s genius! | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2424 | I guess they didn’t have enough money in the budget to maintain consistency | 1.2603 | 0.05171 | 73 | 54 | 19 | 0 |
2425 | Alice ain’t got shit on this. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2426 | This is when I start questioning all my life decisions. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2427 | Joe fell for a ZOOM call again. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2428 | I heard they made this one for old Squarebottom.” | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2429 | Chief thought it would mix things up a bit if we had a stripper pole. | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2430 | Picasso! Get your ass up here. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2431 | That one takes you to Chippendales. | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2432 | I suddenly want to be a pole dancer just like Mom. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2433 | It's a metaphorical design element. We have to make choices in our journey through life. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2434 | It looks like squareass finally got his wish. | 1.2597 | 0.05030 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2435 | Diversity training. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2436 | Too many choices! | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2437 | I never was good at this as a kid... | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2438 | I hate to be square, but I'm not that round either. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2439 | Eric said he made a fortune in $1 bills using the new pole. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2440 | I shouldn't have opted out of that geometry session in training school. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2441 | There are squares working here? | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2442 | We want to be inclusive to people of all identities here | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2443 | They wanted more choice. We gave them more choice. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2444 | They've finally installed an elevator. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2445 | Our new mayor's campaign promise, "Our administration will NOT cut corners!" But which was intended, left or right? I'm really not sure. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2446 | But what if I'm a triangle? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2447 | Why do we need one for going up? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2448 | Wait a sec! So that’s all it took to be ADA compliant? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2449 | Fifty years ago, being a square meant something bad but I don’t know why. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2450 | When did SpongeBob SquarePants join the fire department? | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2451 | I might be too well rounded. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2452 | So square's the fire truck? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2453 | Up or down? | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2454 | It's in case there's ever a fire at Picasso's place. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2455 | I don’t think this was part of my training. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2456 | Chief, I appreciate that you're trying, but this isn't what I hoped for when I confided in you that I felt like 'a square peg in a round hole' at the station. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2457 | Inclusivity gone too far! | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2458 | Yanno I was gonna jump in that one, but then I realized how often I eat the same thing for lunch everyday. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2459 | What blockhead thought this was a good idea? No more thinking outside of the box! | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2460 | EEOC ruled that we must accommodate our new employee. Guy's last name is SquarePants. | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2461 | I know there’s a fire but here’s the real crisis! | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2462 | I'm going to fit in here. I just know it! | 1.2588 | 0.04779 | 85 | 63 | 22 | 0 |
2463 | Just know, if you go left there will be fewer fires | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2464 | Fire in the hole. Oh wait! There's a squre too. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2465 | It's about time - that round hole was getting old. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2466 | The square hole must be for the Millennial's. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2467 | I wouldn't, this one goes to an Alternate Universe! | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
2468 | Okay, a recording studio is on fire - who do you save: Charlie Parker...or Lawrence Welk? | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2469 | I dunno what’s its problem. It may just take a while for it to come around. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2470 | So I guess the new guy can no longer be considered a square peg in a round hole... | 1.2584 | 0.04667 | 89 | 66 | 23 | 0 |
2471 | Remember your training. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2472 | No more on the job discrimination for us. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2473 | Okay, as long as you’re comfortable with what it might be construed to say about you. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2474 | Let’s ask Alice. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2475 | Wait! I saw this movie! | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2476 | Never mind that. What I want to know is why he was wearing red suspenders? | 1.2581 | 0.05603 | 62 | 46 | 16 | 0 |
2477 | If I self-identify as a square,will they take my hose? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2478 | I can’t remember if I wore boxers or briefs. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2479 | How do you flush this thing? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2480 | This is one hell of a final exam! | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2481 | I thought there was supposed to be a square shaped peg in a round hole? | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2482 | Yeah, I know! I'd be the round peg in the square hole alright! jk fuller genoa, nv | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2483 | Welcome to Bushwick. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2484 | You go. I have to call my shrink. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2485 | I guess that's what they meant by more "diversity in the workplace." | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2486 | They said they wouldn't cut corners anymore | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2487 | I hope this isn’t a hot take, but they should have conducted a poll. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2488 | We're trying to be more inclusive. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2489 | I've been training since childhood for this! | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2490 | The polygon slide for those in transition are arriving next week. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2491 | That’s not exactly what I meant when I asked you to get squared away. | 1.2571 | 0.05262 | 70 | 52 | 18 | 0 |
2492 | I think it's about diversity. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2493 | The civil rights attorneys made us put it in. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2494 | This affirmative action is getting ridiculous... | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2495 | The round one goes to the firetruck,the square one goes to the kitchen. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2496 | I think I’d rather slide through a rhombus. When will that be ready? | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2497 | We need to get in shape to do this job. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2498 | Square peg,Round pole | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2499 | The shock of the new | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2500 | 'oh I always failed this class in kindergarten' | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2501 | Why do I always get the shaft? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2502 | Round Peg was insulted. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2503 | Looks like the Local has responded to management. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2504 | For lunch? I had the cube steak. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2505 | Well, I guess the Captain said we'd have some additional training today. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2506 | Beats me, but the new infrastructure bill paid for it. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2507 | I knew the chief was sore when he heard I'd called him a square but I didn't think he'd go this far. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2508 | It's an improvement, but still too binary. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2509 | I’d prefer a triangle. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2510 | I'm more worried about fitting through than fitting in. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2511 | Did Batman & Robin ever have to face such a choice? ? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2512 | Well, I’ve been a square, but I’ve been around, so ... | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2513 | Batman would have never stood for this | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2514 | You go first, I’m out of shape | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2515 | This last part of the test is tricky... | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2516 | And circle gets the square | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2517 | No one has ever passed this part of the fireman's test. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2518 | Our fire chief, Peg, only uses the right one. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2519 | No one complained about The Bob Pole. He was that good a fireman. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2520 | Ok, this Rookie hazing is getting weird. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2521 | My time has come! for years I've been a square peg in a round hole. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2522 | The square one’s yours, Daddy-O. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2523 | I’ll do whichever one Rudy didn’t do! | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2524 | Careful. That one's only for the robot fire fighters. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2525 | I didn’t train for this. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2526 | ‘I do believe it’s the proverbial round peg in a- wait a minute ...’ | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2527 | A fail in geometry again? | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2528 | The first one is faster, but Chief hates when we cut corners | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2529 | I know chief wants us all to have a little more edge, but I feel like a pretty well rounded person. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2530 | I smell something fishy...and it’s not fish. | 1.2561 | 0.04850 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2531 | I’ve been dealing with this dilemma since I flunked kindergarten | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2532 | These new inclusion trainings from Human Resources are getting out of control. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2533 | Shaping up to be a polerizing one, this. Shall we let it slide? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2534 | Oh no, I missed that class in kindergarten! | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2535 | Oh no, another Leadership idea | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2536 | Very funny, Chief | 1.2558 | 0.04733 | 86 | 64 | 22 | 0 |
2537 | This one is for boring emergencies. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2538 | What happened to the stairs? | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2539 | Something about this job changes a person. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
2540 | It used to be a doggie door. Don't ask. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2541 | My three year old could tell me which one to use! | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2542 | There are more polite ways to tell me these pants make my hips look boxy,you know. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2543 | It’s for squares. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2544 | Mama always said I was special. | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2545 | What's your waist measurement? 4x or piD? | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2546 | I'll use the Golberg and you take the van Der Rohe | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2547 | You make it so easy for me to fit in. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2548 | We better take the express. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2549 | Well, which one is easier to climb? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2550 | Wait till you see the new LGBTQ and sometimes Y washrooms | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2551 | Is it a square peg in a round hole, or a round peg in a square hole? | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2552 | The new chief installed it...she identifies as Square. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2553 | Was that "fire in the hole" or fire in the square ? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2554 | I thought we agreed not to cut any corners! | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2555 | Whoa, was that Peg? | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2556 | One for down,one for up? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2557 | Choice overload | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2558 | For the life of me I can't remember which one is a portal to the multiverse. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2559 | Joe, wait, I want to make sure I don’t sprain my angle | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2560 | And there goes Peg... | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
2561 | That one goes to the bachelorette party." | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2562 | Does one pole make you larger and the other make you small? | 1.2545 | 0.07879 | 55 | 45 | 6 | 4 |
2563 | Either we just hired SpongeBob or the circular saw is broken again. | 1.2542 | 0.07488 | 59 | 48 | 7 | 4 |
2564 | Help me out here, Sam, am I a round peg trying to fit in a square hole or ...oh hell you take the one the right and I 'll take the other! | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2565 | Oh, that's what you meant by get in shape. | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
2566 | Look — one of them is round! | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2567 | Well, this is an entirely new angle | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2568 | Wait, they're still dancing down there. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2569 | You go first. Then I'll chose. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
2570 | Uh-oh, looks like Bob went down the laundry shoot again. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2571 | When did Sponge Bob start working here | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2572 | I hope the pizza delivery guy can make it up the pole. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2573 | Darn it, I should have taken Physics! | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2574 | The other way seems pointless now. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2575 | Go on, Round Peg, you can do it. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2576 | Quick Bob, follow me! I remember this question from nursery school! | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2577 | Time to think outside the box | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2578 | I realize it's not ontological in nature, but that doesn't preclude that it is, in fact, a dilemma. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2579 | Looks like they got the hole thing squared away | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2580 | I am not going to be a guinea pig for their new-fangled technology! | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2581 | Relax. We can figure this one out without knowing pi. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2582 | So there’s some crazy stuff you can also do with a pole! | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2583 | I knew common core math would have real life consequences. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2584 | You go first, I’m having an existential crisis. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2585 | Watch out. That pole's only for Boomers. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2586 | Whoa! I heard they had blockheads at this station, but I didn't believe it. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2587 | Oh great, now baked lasagne gets its own pole? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2588 | Watch out, the poll is square too! | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2589 | This confirms it: the Chief's a blockhead. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2590 | It's hard to tell which one will make you seem more macho. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2591 | THAT ONE'S FOR FALSE ALARMS | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2592 | Did you say the new captain is named Skinner? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2593 | Your the square..jump !!! | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2594 | Wait, this doesn't square with what we learned at the fire academy. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2595 | I’m feeling a little boxed in today… | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2596 | I feel misunderstood. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2597 | Firefighters surprised to see square and circle neck and neck in new polls | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2598 | It doesn't matter much, unless you fasten your chin strap. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2599 | That must be for flat earth supporters. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2600 | But I became a fireman to stop being such a square.. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2601 | Have you seen Peg? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2602 | They just want us to think they’re different. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2603 | Miss Peterson said I was a square peg in a round hole. I finally understand what she meant. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2604 | Is this a fireman’s/firewoman’s access choice? | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2605 | That’s for Peg. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2606 | It is about time that they got things squared away | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2607 | Only Lil Nas X uses the one on the left. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2608 | Lowest bidder. | 1.2532 | 0.04923 | 79 | 59 | 20 | 0 |
2609 | Wow somebody finally squared the circle... | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2610 | Where's the damn Triangle?! | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2611 | Oh no! What if there's a fire and we can't decide? | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2612 | ''I don't know about you but I'm going on the left side." | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2613 | But which one is the pole less traveled by? | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2614 | This ensures we have a diverse workforce. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2615 | So the rumors about hiring a Cubist to redesign the station were true." | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2616 | It seems the dumpster fire of 2020 has carried itself into 2021... | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2617 | Because I don't know what kind of peg I am, dammit. I JUST. DONT. KNOW! | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2618 | This one is just for amusement. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2619 | Do we flip a coin or roll a die? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2620 | Sink out of the box | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2621 | It's an ADA accommodation for our new recruit, SpongeBob. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2622 | ...and this winter, I hear the hoses are shooting out ice cubes, too | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2623 | The chief said the new recruit was like a square peg in a round hole, so we mad a square hole. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2624 | I think they said ‘fire in the hole’… | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2625 | I’m pretty sure they lead to some direction. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2626 | The Union Rep's running out of good perks. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2627 | This is bringing back childhood trauma. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2628 | Must have something to do with gender identity | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2629 | Can't let a round fireman use the square hole. | 1.2529 | 0.04687 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2630 | I've never seen a round pole in a square hole! Should we call the fire department? | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
2631 | Wait... where’s my 2 year old? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2632 | Can we square that circle? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2633 | Let’s shape in and ship out | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2634 | I can’t! I’m scared of shapes! | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2635 | Are stairs an option? | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
2636 | No, it’s hip. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2637 | I don't think these gender specific poles will improve our response times. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2638 | Sometimes it's best to think outside the box. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2639 | Wait - the ADA says we have to accommodate square pegs? | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2640 | Let’s ask Peg what she’d do. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2641 | Is this really the only way I can get back into shape? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2642 | Well, this squares with Peg telling me she's determined to fit in here. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2643 | The dalmatian door works better than I expected. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2644 | Another alarming Fox poll. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2645 | Looks like the chief wants us to get in shape. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2646 | That's true, but I'm a round peg. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2647 | It's another Diversity Project. It doesn't matter what's best, we have to include all. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2648 | Yeah, it's stupid, but at least it's not a triangle. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2649 | He needs us to be squared away. Now i see what the chief ment. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2650 | Look, I'm all for diversity, but.... | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2651 | Our pension system is an outrageous drain on the city budget. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2652 | City Hall is cutting corners wherever they can to meet budget. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2653 | It's for Peg. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2654 | Wanna take the stairs? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2655 | Which one leads to the sauna? | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2656 | Uh oh. The multiverse is a real thing. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2657 | When they called me a square, I thought it was about my attitude. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2658 | You can’t overthink it. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2659 | Dude this art style we're in sucks pick a pole and let's GTFO outta here | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2660 | This my first time pole dancing. I'm so embarrassed we wore the same thing. | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 64 | 48 | 16 | 0 |
2661 | This is definitely more inclusive, in case one of us gets injured and needs to work from a wheelchair. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2662 | We are now taking returns for Amazon. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2663 | You just need to slide down at the right angle for this to work. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2664 | Jim, you take the square, I’ll take the circle see you in the triangle ! | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2665 | The perspective is slightly off. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2666 | Who let the social worker decide this? | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2667 | Is this what they mean by diversity ? | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2668 | Lieutenant Picasso requested it. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2669 | That one’s for the rookies. They haven’t had their rough edges knocked off yet. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 76 | 57 | 19 | 0 |
2670 | Uh-oh... this is taking workplace diversity and inclusivity to a new level. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2671 | Kindergarten was bad enough, Sean. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2672 | It's all part of the new diversity and inclusion policies. | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2673 | I'm triggered. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2674 | The new chief is a huge fan of Mondrian | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2675 | The square one is for Amazon deliveries | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2676 | OMG, so it's true! Spongebob really is joining us? | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2677 | The higher-ups are preparing for when computers take over our jobs. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2678 | Don't rush me. I was no good at this game as a kid. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2679 | I am so confused by these gender nonconforming firepoles. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2680 | Do you remember which is for the vaccinated? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2681 | I really should get in shape. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2682 | I'll bet we can | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2683 | Contemplation of Mental Concepts in the Middle of an Emergency? | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2684 | They installed it during the power outage. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 76 | 57 | 19 | 0 |
2685 | Just square your shoulders and go for it" | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2686 | Looks like the pole committee is meeting again. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2687 | Oh no, we are faced with polar opposites! | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2688 | When they told me the new guy was a 'Square' I thought they meant he was uncool?" | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2689 | I regret cutting tenth grade geometry. | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 64 | 48 | 16 | 0 |
2690 | It's part of our DEAI initiative. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2691 | I don't know if I should be a square peg in a round hole or a round peg in a square hole. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2692 | Have you calculated your perimeter lately? | 1.2500 | 0.05290 | 68 | 51 | 17 | 0 |
2693 | Honest, it's hip to be square! | 1.2500 | 0.04642 | 88 | 66 | 22 | 0 |
2694 | Guess we know who gets the robo-dog. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2695 | I think it's a trick to test our bravery. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2696 | Are you a round peg, or a square? | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2697 | One if by round, Two if by square | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2698 | I'll race you! | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2699 | This pole's for Jake. He moonlights as a pizza delivery guy. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2700 | "Chief is always looking for new challenges" | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2701 | Wait—square like a graham cracker, graham crackers break—that one’s the break room. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2702 | Looks like someone's cheating at the Poles again. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2703 | I guess this is for the squares who said “No” to the calendar shoot. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2704 | Wait, where's the triangle form? | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2705 | We can see how B and C shift addressed this issue. Let's show them what A shift can do! | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2706 | Hey, will elections still be secret - if ballots have circles for Republicans and squares for Democrats? | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2707 | The new boss has a lot of free time. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2708 | Looks like we adopted the "Geometric" system | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2709 | I'm getting a Banksy feeling. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2710 | We practice diversity seriously here at Station 79. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2711 | I don’t like labels | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2712 | Let’s race? | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2713 | EveryBODY fits right in, don't you think? | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2714 | the side effects means it's working | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2715 | @*#& ! | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2716 | I told you Patrick was square | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2717 | Only one leads to the fire... | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2718 | I can never remember — it’s “righty-tighty,” right? | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2719 | Hey, what about ectomorphs? | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2720 | That girl Peg you were fixed up with, I think she’d fit in here just fine. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2721 | I forget - are we round pegs for square holes, or square pegs for round holes? | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
2722 | Why must it always be binary? | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
2723 | The idea for two-way traffic comes directly from City Hall. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2724 | The law states the new ones will have to be shape-neutral. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2725 | Let's take this one. It's a mid-century modern on fire. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2726 | That new square guy must have a lot of pull. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2727 | These diversity choices are so confusing! | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2728 | It's for nerds. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2729 | The driverless fire truck was bad enough. Now we’ve got robot firemen | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2730 | Peg? Peg?? | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2731 | See, you can fit a round peg into a square hole. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2732 | We have gotten out of shape! | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2733 | Quick, 'Rock Paper Scissors'. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2734 | Remember: Circles for humans, squares for Dalmatians. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2735 | And she's a round peg | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2736 | Spongebob must of finally passed his test | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2737 | I don’t like the looks of this. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2738 | I failed geometry class. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2739 | At least they're not making us navigate the maze to find the fire. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2740 | They forget the triangle once again! | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2741 | Darn it, I forget which one they said was the down pole and which is the up pole” | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2742 | At least it's not a star? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2743 | That one is for Peg. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2744 | Let’s pretend we didn’t notice. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2745 | Bro, I'm experiencing major FOMO if I go with the round one | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2746 | What do you know? Sometimes a round peg does fit in a square hole. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2747 | No matter what kind of shape you’re in, there’s no way to slip up. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2748 | Does square mean three-alarm fire or cat rescue? | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2749 | Whoa! I need to check Facebook to see which option is currently acceptable. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2750 | Why the additional choice, Brad? Isn’t there enough to worry about? | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2751 | I know the department said we have to cut corners here and there, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2752 | Square?! At least they stopped cutting corners | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2753 | I'm more of a pear shape | 1.2468 | 0.04945 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2754 | I’m almost positive that wasn’t there yesterday. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2755 | Are you a square peg or a round hole? I never seem to remember... | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2756 | Because you’re a rookie. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2757 | Damn these personality tests! | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2758 | We’re going to Columbus Circle Jimmy, which one do you think? | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2759 | Firefighters Squarepeg and Roundhole feel slightly apprehensive as they prepare to test their hypothesis. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2760 | Well, what do you mean by 'inclusive?' | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2761 | Are we really that square? I thought we were cool because we call ourselves Firefighters. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2762 | This cutting corners thing has gone much too far | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |