Contest #754


Cartoon

754

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Since when did the pizza delivery guy get his own pole?”
  2. “Is the fire in Times Square or Columbus Circle?”
  3. “Apparently, the one you use says a lot about your personality.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-05-09T22:38:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-05-23T22:39:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-05-17T22:39:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 24, 2021
Number of captions 6145
Number of responses 723023
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Whoa, the new recruit went down the laundry chute. 1.8272 0.01277 3970 1687 1282 1001
1 I have a feeling there’s a psychologist waiting down there. 1.7876 0.01423 2895 1221 1068 606
2 After you - I’m out of shape. 1.7704 0.01371 3354 1531 1062 761
3 Wait, is the call for Times Square or Columbus Circle? 1.7679 0.01185 4416 2000 1441 975
4 I’m not sure the department knows what diversity in the workplace really means. 1.7666 0.01251 3894 1747 1309 838
5 What if I don't identify with either? 1.7582 0.01225 3941 1757 1380 804
6 I guess it depends on what shape you’re in. 1.7572 0.01305 3439 1526 1222 691
7 I see the diversity committee met again. 1.7533 0.01820 1820 828 613 379
8 Since when did the pizza delivery guy get his own pole? 1.7513 0.01500 2674 1219 901 554
9 I guess this makes us bi-polar 1.7504 0.01565 2596 1230 784 582
10 Is the call from Times Square, or Columbus Circle? 1.7472 0.01657 2207 1018 729 460
11 After that last election, I really don’t trust the poles. 1.7454 0.01599 2459 1165 755 539
12 Careful...it might be a metaphor. 1.7437 0.01738 1986 915 665 406
13 I can’t decide whether to go pole dancing or square dancing. 1.7408 0.01450 3002 1437 906 659
14 Try not to overthink it. 1.7364 0.01584 2204 976 833 395
15 I hope they didn't change the wheels on the truck. 1.7347 0.01601 2386 1130 759 497
16 I don’t mind the square hole, but the square pole is not fun. 1.7340 0.01757 1959 922 636 401
17 It's for the pizza guy! 1.7331 0.01583 2372 1106 793 473
18 They said I need to be in shape for this job. They didn’t explain which shape. 1.7295 0.01597 2192 989 807 396
19 Its hard to decide. I don’t trust the poles anymore. 1.7283 0.01627 2337 1126 720 491
20 No idea, let’s just take the stairs. 1.7273 0.01698 1991 917 700 374
21 Is the fire in Times Square or Columbus Circle? 1.7266 0.01642 2198 1034 731 433
22 I always forget which one is down. 1.7246 0.02027 1456 691 475 290
23 When I put it in the suggestion box, I meant it as a joke! 1.7216 0.01672 2083 977 709 397
24 Last phase of the interview. Choose wisely. 1.7212 0.01635 2073 944 763 366
25 You okay down there, Peg? 1.7212 0.01809 1890 921 575 394
26 Don’t take the square one—Joe went through it last week and came out a Republican. 1.7201 0.01778 2033 1017 568 448
27 I’ve never been a big fan of exit polls. 1.7196 0.01754 1922 913 635 374
28 The one on the left is for paper, plastic, and cardboard fires, and the one on the right is for dumpster fires. 1.7191 0.01729 1958 925 658 375
29 Is this call for Columbus Circle or Madison Square Garden? 1.7145 0.01786 1846 882 609 355
30 Is it me, or is everything getting unnecessarily complicated? 1.7105 0.01801 1741 819 609 313
31 Are we being dispatched to the fire in Columbus Circle or the one in Time’s Square? 1.7104 0.01858 1709 823 558 328
32 The chief said there's no wrong answer, but I definitely heard screaming. 1.7086 0.01856 1671 795 568 308
33 Now we have to fight metaphors, too? 1.7078 0.01862 1663 793 563 307
34 This one's for fires. That one's for getting donuts. 1.7077 0.01886 1649 795 541 313
35 Stand back. It could be a trapezoid. 1.7061 0.01936 1613 794 499 320
36 Oh man, I can never remember which one is up and which one is down.” 1.7040 0.01962 1571 776 484 311
37 Wait, let me guess - pizza boxes on the right and cans on the left? 1.7028 0.01909 1531 722 542 267
38 But, what if I don’t identify with either? 1.7019 0.01969 1506 731 493 282
39 Sometimes I just don't know where I fit in. 1.6998 0.01901 1459 669 559 231
40 Avoid the round one...it’s pointless. 1.6983 0.02006 1442 701 475 266
41 I forget which one’s for fires and which one’s just for fun. 1.6983 0.01997 1435 692 484 259
42 I’m not cut out for this. 1.6982 0.02001 1418 681 484 253
43 With these budget cuts, they’ve even stopped cutting corners. 1.6980 0.02674 831 410 262 159
44 I'm not really sure where I fit in. 1.6971 0.01946 1423 664 526 233
45 If I'm not back in 5 minutes use the other one. 1.6949 0.02011 1370 652 484 234
46 I knew my Montessori education would come in handy one day! 1.6914 0.02076 1293 621 450 222
47 It’s a trick question. I’ll take the stairs. 1.6869 0.02157 1201 582 413 206
48 I could go either way. 1.6869 0.02139 1220 591 420 209
49 Wait 'til you see what they did with the stairs. 1.6867 0.02133 1181 560 431 190
50 I hate these personality tests! 1.6851 0.02155 1178 566 417 195
51 I can't go down there in this shape! 1.6836 0.02170 1144 546 414 184
52 Maybe I'm not cut out for this. 1.6819 0.02188 1119 534 407 178
53 Let's take the stairs. 1.6816 0.02328 1118 573 328 217
54 Don’t worry, if you guess wrong we can always circle back to square one. 1.6808 0.02271 1106 548 363 195
55 Don't overthink it. 1.6804 0.02257 1095 536 373 186
56 Looks like they're cutting corners again. 1.6799 0.02309 1084 542 347 195
57 It's for the new guy, SpongeBob something. 1.6784 0.02418 1023 523 306 194
58 I see the diversity training committee has been here. 1.6783 0.02309 1063 527 351 185
59 That one is for pizza deliveries. 1.6780 0.02280 1062 519 366 177
60 And they told me I’d never use geometry in real life. 1.6771 0.02315 1056 524 349 183
61 Not sure where I fit in. 1.6760 0.02254 1034 493 383 158
62 Do we have to use the shape assigned to us at birth? 1.6752 0.02421 1010 516 306 188
63 Adding another pole has been great, but for budget reasons we had to cut corners. 1.6741 0.02337 1025 508 343 174
64 That one is for the pizza delivery." 1.6730 0.02362 1003 498 335 170
65 Why does the architect always feel the need to make a statement? 1.6724 0.02345 992 486 345 161
66 I hear the bell and think, ‘I’m a fireman.’ Then I walk over here and think, ‘Who am I really?’ 1.6681 0.02478 934 474 296 164
67 Looks like we're back to square one. 1.6667 0.02497 930 476 288 166
68 Which one’s down again? 1.6637 0.02503 889 447 294 148
69 But I identify as a trapezoid 1.6618 0.02579 893 467 261 165
70 Looks like Peg got her own pole. 1.6600 0.02660 844 444 243 157
71 Yes, it WAS a committee decision. Why do you ask? 1.6582 0.02617 825 422 263 140
72 ”I’m in no shape for this. 1.6553 0.02691 789 408 245 136
73 The city hired Fisher-Price 1.6549 0.02707 794 415 238 141
74 Don't try the circle, it's pointless 1.6547 0.02787 698 351 237 110
75 I hate how they spring these psychological tests on us at the worst times. 1.6545 0.02607 796 400 271 125
76 Looks like they are running the IQ tests again. 1.6544 0.02543 787 383 293 111
77 The Chief told me I needed get in shape, but he wasn't specific. 1.6520 0.02600 773 383 276 114
78 Yet another unrealistic body expectation... 1.6509 0.02742 759 395 234 130
79 If they had really wanted to support diversity they would have included a triangle. 1.6498 0.02675 751 379 256 116
80 It's part of our diversity initiative. 1.6494 0.02636 753 375 267 111
81 If you think this is bad, wait until you see the new toilet! 1.6480 0.02828 716 375 218 123
82 Maybe we should take the stairs. 1.6475 0.02690 732 368 254 110
83 I never felt like I fit in here until this moment. 1.6472 0.02927 635 324 211 100
84 You have to be in shape to do this. 1.6457 0.02692 717 358 255 104
85 Everything's still the same in the bathroom, though. Right? 1.6455 0.02784 708 364 231 113
86 Whoa! I've never seen a round pole in a square hole! 1.6455 0.02798 708 366 227 115
87 It must be for that new guy, SpongeBob. 1.6432 0.02760 695 352 239 104
88 By birth I'm square, but I identify as round. 1.6430 0.02927 661 350 199 112
89 Times Square or Columbus Circle? 1.6421 0.02811 707 369 222 116
90 Looks like the department is cutting corners again. 1.6403 0.02938 645 337 203 105
91 I can’t believe we lost the triangle in the budget cuts 1.6393 0.02833 671 345 223 103
92 "I identify as Triangle." 1.6388 0.02960 659 352 193 114
93 I hate this kind of test. 1.6387 0.02852 656 336 221 99
94 Whadaya mean the round one is out of order? 1.6384 0.02786 661 332 236 93
95 I'm still a bit confused by the purpose of these Myers-Briggs Firefighter Personality Poles. 1.6373 0.02897 648 336 211 101
96 That's for when you want to take a box of pizza with you. 1.6351 0.02927 633 329 206 98
97 Looks like Spongebob made the cut 1.6342 0.02996 626 332 191 103
98 I'm just shocked chief reads the suggestion box. 1.6332 0.02919 638 333 206 99
99 Well I think it does matter! 1.6331 0.02835 635 321 226 88
100 Let’s just take the stairs. 1.6309 0.02926 615 317 208 90
101 First the pronouns,now this? 1.6302 0.03072 603 324 178 101
102 I don’t know which one. I guess it depends on what kind of shape you’re in. 1.6298 0.02929 597 304 210 83
103 It's times like this when I regret never going to preschool. 1.6272 0.03346 464 239 159 66
104 This feels like a trick question. 1.6267 0.02952 584 298 206 80
105 oh Jeez... Now which one was for fire and which was for cat in a tree again?! 1.6263 0.02964 586 301 203 82
106 Don’t you just hate those personality tests? 1.6256 0.02957 593 306 203 84
107 It’s part of the department’s new psychological profile survey. 1.6246 0.02968 570 290 204 76
108 The pizza comes up this one 1.6234 0.03090 563 297 181 85
109 The diversity council insisted on it 1.6230 0.03112 565 301 176 88
110 At least the pole is still round. 1.6223 0.03069 556 290 186 80
111 Now we can leave the pizza in the box. 1.6194 0.03236 536 291 158 87
112 I self-identify as triangle. Should I just use the stairs? 1.6191 0.03251 533 290 156 87
113 Post-modernists really shouldn't design fire houses 1.6191 0.03174 533 283 170 80
114 At least both poles are round - that's what really matters. 1.6179 0.03253 526 287 154 85
115 I don't think this job is a good fit for me. 1.6178 0.02979 539 271 203 65
116 Oh man, it’s another goddamned metaphor for life. 1.6171 0.03110 525 272 182 71
117 The new one is top-of-the-line. They didn't cut any corners. 1.6164 0.03080 524 269 187 68
118 You'd better go first. I failed geometry. 1.6152 0.03255 512 275 159 78
119 Finally, pizza delivery has it's own pole. 1.6151 0.03277 517 281 154 82
120 Apparently, the one you use says a lot about your personality. 1.6128 0.03079 514 263 187 64
121 It's to determine what kind of shape you're in." 1.6102 0.03221 490 257 167 66
122 Think of it this way, do you want the pizza or the box? 1.6100 0.03283 500 270 155 75
123 I miss when we had one pole for both Democrats and Republicans. 1.6098 0.03387 492 272 140 80
124 Wait, I know this. 1.6087 0.03164 483 248 176 59
125 .It's amazing how polarized we have become 1.6082 0.03389 485 267 141 77
126 I feel like this is a bad moment for a personality test. 1.6082 0.03312 485 261 153 71
127 That's what happens when you hire an architect. 1.6082 0.03255 513 279 156 78
128 Looks like the department is cutting corners. 1.6078 0.03415 464 252 142 70
129 Could this be a solution looking for a problem? 1.6075 0.03212 479 249 169 61
130 There used to be a triangle one but they removed it. It was an equilateral decision. 1.6068 0.03379 473 257 145 71
131 I'm afraid I'm not cutout for this job anymore. 1.6043 0.03468 460 254 134 72
132 Sam, which one is the exit poll? 1.6041 0.03237 485 257 163 65
133 Quick. Think inside the box" 1.6039 0.03430 462 253 139 70
134 How else were we supposed to bring pizza boxes downstairs? 1.6030 0.03324 461 245 154 62
135 Well, it’s obvious which one Peg uses. 1.6021 0.03345 470 256 146 68
136 I think they misread the diversity memo. 1.6013 0.03393 449 241 146 62
137 I feel so out of shape. 1.6013 0.03323 474 256 151 67
138 OH NO, I failed this test in preschool too. 1.6009 0.03367 446 237 150 59
139 What do you mean 'choose wisely'? 1.6009 0.03368 456 245 148 63
140 Wait, this is the laundry chute. 1.6005 0.03323 443 232 156 55
141 These entrance exams are getting harder and harder. 1.6004 0.03341 448 237 153 58
142 I was only trained on triangles. 1.6000 0.03473 455 252 133 70
143 Square up, round down, right? 1.5987 0.03457 446 244 137 65
144 I don’t know let’s take the stairs. 1.5968 0.03378 434 230 149 55
145 It was a suggestion from the diversity and inclusion task force. 1.5963 0.03656 431 246 113 72
146 Round one goes to the truck, square takes you back to the main menu 1.5953 0.03497 425 231 135 59
147 This one's for second responders. 1.5948 0.03517 422 230 133 59
148 Rats! I became a Fireman specifically so I would not have to make existential decisions. 1.5945 0.03605 439 250 117 72
149 Bagels or toast? 1.5941 0.03445 441 241 138 62
150 Firefighter Bill must finally face his greatest fear: geometry. 1.5939 0.03460 426 230 139 57
151 It depends on what kind of shape you're in 1.5938 0.03540 416 227 131 58
152 No. I don’t think they are gender specific. 1.5921 0.03427 429 231 142 56
153 One’s a fire pole, and the other’s on loan from the Guggenheim. 1.5915 0.04191 306 170 91 45
154 Would you rather try pole dancing, square dancing, or both? 1.5909 0.03496 418 227 135 56
155 Oh that? That’s the pole we use when no one else is a round. 1.5908 0.03723 413 237 108 68
156 I know our country is very divided now. But this is ridiculous. 1.5897 0.03500 407 219 136 52
157 I am retiring if the next one is a triangle. 1.5888 0.03626 411 230 120 61
158 And this one is wheelchair accessible. 1.5885 0.03763 401 230 106 65
159 Either way, I know I'm going to regret I didn't go down the other one. 1.5882 0.03478 408 219 138 51
160 I see the department is finally addressing our concerns about diversity. 1.5880 0.03566 415 230 126 59
161 Let's take the pole less traveled. 1.5874 0.03587 412 229 124 59
162 These performance evaluations have gotten really weird. 1.5861 0.03365 418 221 149 48
163 I signed up to fight fires, not existential crises 1.5848 0.03690 395 222 115 58
164 I identify as both square AND round. 1.5844 0.03655 385 212 121 52
165 See, Hal, this is why we should've paid more attention in pre-school. 1.5844 0.03576 409 227 125 57
166 Mrs. Gillespie did promise we’d need geometry someday. 1.5835 0.03526 401 218 132 51
167 I told you the department was trying to cut corners. 1.5829 0.03529 398 218 129 51
168 Where was that fire again, Washington Square or Columbus Circle? 1.5827 0.03688 393 221 115 57
169 My body, my choice, right? 1.5825 0.03561 388 210 130 48
170 Is this another one of Chief's personality assessments? 1.5822 0.03577 383 207 129 47
171 I think I'll just take the stairs. 1.5816 0.03768 380 215 109 56
172 A round pole in a square hole? Is this a test? 1.5809 0.03735 377 211 113 53
173 I think I'll take the stairs. 1.5802 0.03623 374 203 125 46
174 It’s so you can go to a fire carrying a pizza box. 1.5802 0.03778 374 211 109 54
175 Great, now we can take the mini-fridge with us. 1.5788 0.03566 368 196 131 41
176 I think they are going too far with this diversity training. 1.5788 0.03787 368 207 109 52
177 I don’t know man, it’s my first day too. 1.5784 0.03666 389 218 117 54
178 I am not in the right shape for this 1.5781 0.03671 365 199 121 45
179 I'm not in the best shape for this. 1.5778 0.04058 315 176 96 43
180 The department has been cutting corners again!" 1.5772 0.03682 369 203 119 47
181 I forgot, which one is down? 1.5765 0.03844 366 209 103 54
182 When did the architect start cutting corners? 1.5758 0.03708 363 200 117 46
183 No reason but, uh, you go first. 1.5752 0.03609 379 208 124 47
184 I hate personality tests. 1.5746 0.03834 355 200 106 49
185 I’m not sure if I’m in the right shape to do this! 1.5745 0.03762 369 208 110 51
186 Which one do you think goes down? 1.5745 0.03762 369 208 110 51
187 Ironically, Chuck did not learn everything he needed to know in kindergarten. 1.5739 0.03943 352 203 96 53
188 Peg, are you alright down there? 1.5739 0.03963 352 204 94 54
189 Wait. I know this. I got it wrong last time. . 1.5738 0.03656 359 195 122 42
190 Is this a trick question? 1.5731 0.03865 349 197 104 48
191 Where is the emergency? Washington Square or Columbus Circle? 1.5714 0.03762 343 188 114 41
192 I see the consultants finished their report. 1.5710 0.03723 345 188 117 40
193 Not everyone fits in around here. 1.5706 0.03741 340 185 116 39
194 Is this an I.Q. test? 1.5706 0.03944 340 194 98 48
195 Was it Columbus Circle or Lincoln Square? 1.5681 0.03858 345 195 104 46
196 I'm not cut out for this job! 1.5673 0.03884 342 194 102 46
197 I think it's part of the diversity program. 1.5664 0.03751 339 186 114 39
198 I told you a suggestion box would backfire. 1.5659 0.03770 334 183 113 38
199 So, pizza delivery has its own ladder now? 1.5644 0.03863 326 181 106 39
200 Where's the triangle? I practiced with a TRIANGLE! 1.5639 0.04031 321 184 93 44
201 the right one is for pizza delivery 1.5635 0.03940 323 182 100 41
202 Remind me again why we hired a Bauhaus architect? 1.5623 0.03765 329 180 113 36
203 No no, that one is for the pizza! 1.5616 0.03780 333 184 111 38
204 It’s freedom of choice, but the destination is always the same. 1.5607 0.04009 321 184 94 43
205 Is this part of our new diversity program? 1.5605 0.04052 314 180 92 42
206 Where's Peg?" 1.5604 0.04155 323 192 81 50
207 I just think to be politically correct we should we have a triangle one, too. 1.5601 0.04131 316 185 85 46
208 Oh no - we've gone metric! 1.5601 0.04203 316 188 79 49
209 I think we're being polerized. 1.5601 0.03940 341 198 95 48
210 I'm starting to think I'm not cut out for this. 1.5597 0.03784 318 176 108 34
211 We did push for diversity in the workplace." 1.5593 0.03791 329 182 110 37
212 Wait! If the square hole has a round pole, shouldn't the round hole have a square pole? 1.5587 0.03850 349 201 101 47
213 Don't be obtuse, Greg. 1.5577 0.03944 312 175 100 37
214 OK, now tell me again, which one is up and which one is down? 1.5569 0.03925 325 185 99 41
215 I just don't fit in around here. 1.5552 0.03905 299 164 104 31
216 I know OSHA told us to stop cutting corners but this goes too far. 1.5549 0.03850 328 185 104 39
217 When did the Meyers-Briggs people take over the fire department? 1.5545 0.03786 312 170 111 31
218 SpongeBob, you okay? 1.5541 0.04120 305 177 87 41
219 Wait - did they say the fire was in the town square, or on the city circle? 1.5533 0.03924 300 166 102 32
220 I need to get into shape. 1.5532 0.03914 329 189 98 42
221 When did Spongebob join the crew? 1.5531 0.03948 320 183 97 40
222 Your job is to carry the pizza. 1.5529 0.04137 293 168 88 37
223 I know I just started here but I don't think I'm going to fit in. 1.5526 0.03997 304 172 96 36
224 Stay calm. I've practiced this with my toddler. 1.5526 0.03997 304 172 96 36
225 Wait, this must be some kind of test. 1.5521 0.03720 326 179 114 33
226 No, no! It's round to the ground, square to the air! 1.5507 0.04106 296 170 89 37
227 Memories of flunking his final in geometry made Jim freeze in his tracks... 1.5507 0.04106 296 170 89 37
228 I guess they were serious about cutting corners. 1.5492 0.04097 315 186 85 44
229 All my training was with triangles. 1.5488 0.04152 297 173 85 39
230 I still think a wheelchair ramp would have been more practical. 1.5488 0.04097 297 171 89 37
231 I’m suddenly remembering a sign that says In case of fire, use stairs. 1.5470 0.04262 287 169 79 39
232 At least someone was thinking outside the circle. 1.5470 0.03975 298 168 97 33
233 Did the dispatcher say Columbus Circle or Washington Square? 1.5470 0.04169 298 175 83 40
234 But I’m neither of these, I’m more of a star. 1.5458 0.04268 284 167 79 38
235 That explains the new toilet seats. 1.5458 0.04209 284 165 83 36
236 I was never good at aptitude tests. 1.5458 0.04150 284 163 87 34
237 Man this emphasis on diversity is getting out of control 1.5451 0.04197 277 159 85 33
238 Careful: it might be a trapezoid! 1.5449 0.04398 301 187 64 50
239 Sponge Bob Squarepants joins the department on Monday. 1.5435 0.04333 276 163 76 37
240 I say we forget it. There’ll be other fires. 1.5424 0.04268 271 157 81 33
241 Looks different, but seems to have all the right angles. 1.5423 0.04151 284 164 86 34
242 Careful! There’s a paradigm shift! 1.5421 0.04180 273 156 86 31
243 Well, he did say he was going to get things squared away around here. 1.5420 0.04159 286 166 85 35
244 It was supposed to be an elevator until the last round of budget cuts. 1.5420 0.04070 286 163 91 32
245 This is really going to piss off the triangles. 1.5420 0.04247 286 169 79 38
246 During our first week, I think they're all just watching to see how we fit in. 1.5417 0.03928 288 160 100 28
247 ...and don’t call me Peg. 1.5413 0.04198 303 182 78 43
248 It's not the shape; it's the thought that went into it that scares me. 1.5412 0.04268 279 164 79 36
249 Wait, it's that damn intelligence test all over again. 1.5412 0.04145 279 160 87 32
250 That reminds me. I have to pick up my daughter from preschool. 1.5410 0.04001 268 147 97 24
251 You go. I'm just not in shape for this. 1.5407 0.04215 270 155 84 31
252 Figures that blockhead would want his own pole! 1.5405 0.04138 296 174 84 38
253 Now remind me, which one is all-gender? 1.5401 0.04327 274 162 76 36
254 I'll just take the stairs... 1.5401 0.04039 274 153 94 27
255 If we just installed a slide, we wouldn't have this problem. 1.5396 0.04173 265 150 87 28
256 I don’t know Jim... I’ve seen enough Wile E. Coyote to know that something isn’t right.. 1.5390 0.04264 282 167 78 37
257 God I hate change. 1.5387 0.04152 284 165 85 34
258 Do you think that they go to the same place” 1.5385 0.04246 273 159 81 33
259 Did my high school Geometry teacher tell us there might be real world applications? No, he did not. 1.5382 0.04062 275 155 92 28
260 First, green firetrucks and now this. 1.5382 0.04312 262 152 79 31
261 I still don't know if I'm the right fit for this job. 1.5373 0.04370 268 159 74 35
262 We're gonna need a triangle for Kevin. 1.5370 0.04117 270 153 89 28
263 Careful. Whoever installed this pole obviously cut a few corners. 1.5368 0.04321 272 161 76 35
264 Looks like whoever installed this one had to cut some corners. 1.5366 0.04208 287 170 80 37
265 The trend is downward, but our exit poles are inconsistent. 1.5365 0.04450 274 167 67 40
266 Two poles diverged in a floor of wood, and sorry I could not travel both, and be one fireman, long I stood and looked down one as far as I could, to where it stopped on the bottom floor; Two poles diverged in a floor of wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made not much of a difference really. 1.5356 0.04693 267 169 53 45
267 I know this one. I learned it in kindergarten. 1.5355 0.04053 282 161 91 30
268 One goes to the truck, the other ends at Chippendale’s. I can never remember. 1.5353 0.04163 269 157 83 29
269 No one knows where that one goes. 1.5352 0.04388 256 150 75 31
270 Don't worry, Bob. You'll fit right in. 1.5344 0.04347 262 154 76 32
271 It’s for the new guy. He was home-schooled. 1.5333 0.04440 270 164 68 38
272 Oh great! Now I'll have to get a new hat. 1.5328 0.04350 259 154 73 32
273 SpongeBob! Are you OK?! 1.5323 0.04531 263 161 64 38
274 Now it doesn’t matter what shape you’re in. 1.5322 0.04095 295 174 85 36
275 Are you in shape for this? 1.5312 0.04174 256 145 86 25
276 The Chief was serious when he said he were cutting corners. 1.5309 0.04349 275 166 72 37
277 Maybe I’m not in shape for this. 1.5303 0.04256 264 154 80 30
278 No problem. I solved this when I was three. 1.5301 0.04130 266 152 87 27
279 Just like in training, Adams... circle is for a house fire, square is for a cat in a tree." 1.5299 0.04419 251 148 73 30
280 I thought they were going to fix this after SpongeBob was fired. 1.5299 0.04346 251 146 77 28
281 Oh, that ones for the pizza boxes. 1.5299 0.04340 268 160 74 34
282 Damn! The circumference of a circle will always be bigger than a square with equal perimeter. And you said we would never need Calculus. 1.5294 0.04437 255 152 71 32
283 Which one's for down? 1.5292 0.04342 257 151 76 30
284 And the union was ok with this? 1.5287 0.04362 244 141 77 26
285 I know we're in a hurry,but it stops me every time. 1.5282 0.03876 284 159 100 25
286 I always confuse which is "up" and which is "down". 1.5273 0.04175 256 146 85 25
287 I can never remember which one is 'Up'. 1.5271 0.04326 277 168 72 37
288 They fixed something that works. 1.5267 0.04349 262 156 74 32
289 I think HR has taken the personality test a bit too far. 1.5252 0.04522 238 141 69 28
290 I'm in no shape to go down there. 1.5247 0.04201 263 153 82 28
291 Try to think outside the circle. 1.5246 0.04552 244 147 66 31
292 Would it be so bad if we were second responders? 1.5244 0.04597 246 150 63 33
293 One of them is a portal to an alternate universe, but I can never remember which. 1.5243 0.04385 267 162 70 35
294 We welcome all shapes and sizes. 1.5240 0.04143 271 158 84 29
295 I see they've taken Diversity Training to another level. 1.5234 0.04426 256 154 70 32
296 I guess they're trying to be more inclusive. 1.5234 0.04444 235 137 73 25
297 I think we should take the stairs! 1.5234 0.04605 235 141 65 29
298 Take the one less traveled by - it will make all the difference. 1.5228 0.04557 241 145 66 30
299 Wait til you see our toilets! 1.5224 0.04350 245 143 76 26
300 Darn! I wore my triangle pants today! 1.5223 0.04583 247 151 63 33
301 Good Lord, what happened to the triangle! 1.5221 0.04411 249 148 72 29
302 Someone is definitely thinking inside the box. 1.5219 0.04011 274 157 91 26
303 They say this is the part of the test where half of the new recruits flunk out of the academy 1.5214 0.04248 234 135 78 21
304 The square one is for unvaccinated people. 1.5212 0.04512 236 140 69 27
305 It’s for the guys who are out of shape. 1.5212 0.04552 236 141 67 28
306 I guess I'm bipolar after all 1.5210 0.04444 238 140 72 26
307 They must have hired the same contractor that renovated my bathroom. 1.5208 0.04572 240 145 65 30
308 Oh, I remember now. Bob's mother was a pole dancer, and his father was a square dancer 1.5207 0.04800 242 153 52 37
309 Ladder 18 got a triangle . 1.5198 0.04225 252 146 81 25
310 Be careful. Wilson used that one last week and we haven't seen him since. 1.5194 0.04332 258 154 74 30
311 All of my training as a toddler has prepared me for this moment. 1.5190 0.04538 237 142 67 28
312 I feel like they are testing us. 1.5188 0.04391 239 140 74 25
313 I hate design by committee. 1.5188 0.04470 239 142 70 27
314 I think we should just take the stairs 1.5179 0.04336 224 127 78 19
315 What I said was, "Make the pole square with the floor." 1.5174 0.04600 230 138 65 27
316 Fisher Price did the renovation, so at least we know it’s safe. 1.5171 0.04377 234 136 75 23
317 The new budget forced us to cut corners. 1.5165 0.04468 242 145 69 28
318 Let's just use the stairs. 1.5157 0.04347 254 154 70 30
319 I don't identify with either. 1.5157 0.04488 223 130 71 22
320 Hang on, Stewart. What if all our assumptions are wrong, and these are really the legs of a very large, asymmetric bird? 1.5150 0.04715 233 144 58 31
321 I just hate to be stereotyped. 1.5139 0.04085 251 143 87 21
322 It's somebody's idea of diversity training. 1.5138 0.04654 218 130 64 24
323 You're a well-rounded guy, I think you should go left. 1.5135 0.04457 222 129 72 21
324 Mike, I'm starting to feel like this is not cut out for me. 1.5123 0.04326 244 144 75 25
325 What do you say we take the stairs? 1.5123 0.04365 244 145 73 26
326 Not sure I can get my gluteus maximus through that rhombus minimus. 1.5112 0.04793 223 138 56 29
327 I know, and you should see the new truck tires. 1.5110 0.04561 227 136 66 25
328 This is your final test - choose the right pole, and you'll be one of us; choose the wrong pole, and you'll be a police officer. 1.5108 0.04586 231 140 64 27
329 Captain’s been reading management books again. 1.5105 0.04432 239 143 70 26
330 I always worry it won't be safe when they cut corners like that. 1.5104 0.04163 241 138 83 20
331 I knew they wanted us in shape — but they didn’t say which one! 1.5093 0.04577 214 126 67 21
332 I don't think this is what they meant by increasing diversity. 1.5093 0.04732 216 131 60 25
333 I know this is an emergency but I find myself suddenly paralyzed with indecision. 1.5093 0.04640 216 129 64 23
334 I'm not sure this was the best use of our diversity grant 1.5083 0.04418 240 146 67 27
335 Careful, that's the UP-pole 1.5081 0.04499 248 153 64 31
336 I always knew the department would go too far with its psychological testing. 1.5070 0.04593 213 126 66 21
337 I’m feeling a little Bipolar 1.5068 0.04911 221 140 50 31
338 We haven't faced a problem this tough since preschool. 1.5064 0.04364 235 139 73 23
339 I know there's a fire and everything but like, do you ever feel like you spend so much of your life paralyzed by meaningless choices? 1.5048 0.04771 208 126 59 23
340 But I need a non-binary pole. 1.5048 0.04591 210 124 66 20
341 I am hurrying… I was just never very good at square routes. 1.5047 0.04765 214 131 58 25
342 Trapped in a world of cliches, they found themselves having to respond to "Where's the fire?" by choosing between being there or being square. 1.5046 0.04640 216 130 63 23
343 Isn’t our job stressful enough? 1.5046 0.04499 216 127 69 20
344 Are you sure this is the one Peg went through? 1.5046 0.04833 218 136 54 28
345 Which one is the men's pole? 1.5043 0.04559 230 140 64 26
346 Quick, down here, before there’s any quadrilateral damage! 1.5043 0.04346 230 137 71 22
347 Just wait until you have to try to fit through the triangular one. 1.5025 0.04893 201 123 55 23
348 Do we keep going in circles or is it hip to be square? 1.5023 0.04761 217 134 57 26
349 They told us they'd have to cut some corners to afford the station expansion. 1.5023 0.04518 221 132 67 22
350 That one's just for Amazon returns. 1.5021 0.04626 239 150 58 31
351 I had heard that SpongeBob joined the department. 1.5021 0.04261 243 144 76 23
352 You ever feel like a round fireman in a square hole? 1.5000 0.04704 212 129 60 23
353 Politics is everywhere now. 1.5000 0.04805 206 126 57 23
354 For the love of God, make up your mind! The call came in an hour ago. 1.5000 0.04705 206 124 61 21
355 Bill, would you say I'm a square shooter or a well rounded guy? 1.5000 0.04790 204 124 58 22
356 I guess it was a way to cut corners. 1.5000 0.04736 198 118 61 19
357 It looks like the Chief went to diversity training! 1.5000 0.04583 204 120 66 18
358 Shape matching is an important part of Montessori Fire Academy, and it's all part of learning to extinguish fires your own way. 1.5000 0.04911 216 137 50 29
359 I think they're unisex. 1.5000 0.04640 210 126 63 21
360 The new Chief is starting to cut corners. 1.5000 0.04819 208 128 56 24
361 I'm so over diversity. Where's the pole for people who just want to go down? 1.5000 0.04624 220 134 62 24
362 It doesn't matter what shape you're in. 1.5000 0.04689 210 127 61 22
363 H.R. has been working really hard to make the firehouse a more inclusive space lately. 1.5000 0.04147 228 130 82 16
364 Maybe I don't fit in here. 1.4979 0.04516 233 143 64 26
365 One pole makes you rounder, and one pole makes you square. 1.4977 0.04548 219 132 65 22
366 The square one is for when we order pizza 1.4977 0.04735 213 131 58 24
367 Why does everything have to be political? 1.4976 0.04536 207 122 67 18
368 The pole vendor was booked. Our tile guy installed this one. 1.4976 0.04837 207 128 55 24
369 They had to add the square hole last year -- the round one isn't wheelchair accessible 1.4976 0.05204 205 134 40 31
370 Do I take the pole less traveled? 1.4975 0.04861 197 120 56 21
371 Did they say “Fire in the hole” or “Fire in the square”? 1.4974 0.04677 195 115 63 17
372 go with an abstract designer they said... 1.4955 0.04735 224 141 55 28
373 I would but I’m out of shape... 1.4954 0.04686 216 133 59 24
374 You should see what they did with the trucks. 1.4951 0.04655 206 124 62 20
375 It is time to embrace difference. 1.4951 0.04789 204 128 53 23
376 This one leads to the big red truck right? 1.4951 0.04938 204 128 51 25
377 See ya at the bottom? Be there or be square! 1.4951 0.04530 204 123 63 18
378 Why did they have to make the pole square too? 1.4950 0.04539 200 117 67 16
379 The entrance exam never said anything about geometry. 1.4948 0.04954 192 118 53 21
380 The captains daughter graduated in architecture. 1.4939 0.04352 245 150 69 26
381 I always get so nervous during these weekly IQ drills. 1.4933 0.04548 225 138 63 24
382 The triangles are not going to be happy. 1.4929 0.04721 211 130 58 23
383 I think I misunderstood when they told me to stay in shape. 1.4928 0.04738 207 127 58 22
384 Who decided we need a choice? 1.4926 0.04756 203 124 58 21
385 Is it a weird time to tell you that I never felt like I quite fit in here? 1.4922 0.04989 193 120 51 22
386 I think that this is the one we're to use when we're carrying the pizza in a box. 1.4908 0.04422 218 130 69 19
387 Do I have to decide now? 1.4904 0.04721 208 128 58 22
388 Still think those robots won’t take our jobs? 1.4897 0.05129 194 124 45 25
389 And that one leads to a strip club. 1.4897 0.05023 194 122 49 23
390 I can never remember which pole leads to the fire truck and which one leads to Satan's lap in hell. 1.4896 0.05169 192 123 44 25
391 You really have to be in shape for this. 1.4887 0.04517 221 135 64 22
392 Well they did tell us we have to be in shape for the job. 1.4882 0.04424 211 125 69 17
393 Another accomodation for that new SpongeBob hire 1.4877 0.04956 203 129 49 25
394 The Office of Diversity and Inclusion required it. 1.4874 0.04825 199 123 55 21
395 Stand back! It could be an elevator. 1.4873 0.04807 197 123 53 21
396 I heard that SpongeBob had joined the Department. 1.4873 0.04753 197 122 55 20
397 Didn't we already pass the cognitive test? 1.4873 0.04642 197 118 62 17
398 It's true. Everything I needed to know in life, I learned in kindergarten! 1.4872 0.04324 195 111 73 11
399 Looks like the Chief just back from another one of those creativity retreats. 1.4872 0.05004 195 123 49 23
400 The department wants us to get in shape. 1.4869 0.04916 191 118 53 20
401 I told you that new guy was a square! 1.4868 0.04839 189 115 56 18
402 Well, this is pretty alarming. 1.4850 0.04482 200 118 67 15
403 Contractor said to tell you his circular saw was broken. 1.4847 0.04824 196 121 55 20
404 Someone’s been cutting corners again. 1.4847 0.04715 196 119 59 18
405 I think I saw this on the SAT. 1.4845 0.04969 194 122 50 22
406 But the fire is at the Pentagon? 1.4844 0.04897 192 119 53 20
407 I wonder what the square route of this is. 1.4844 0.04727 192 116 59 17
408 Wow - the captain has really embraced neurodiversity 1.4842 0.04763 190 115 58 17
409 Square is for folks who had Moderna, and round for Pfizer, right? 1.4839 0.04577 217 134 61 22
410 I think I feel a cliche' coming on! 1.4833 0.05135 180 113 47 20
411 Unvaccinated to the right. 1.4831 0.04990 178 109 52 17
412 Which one did Peg just slide down? 1.4831 0.04786 207 130 54 23
413 This is what we get for submitting joke answers on the employee survey. 1.4830 0.04966 176 107 53 16
414 We've become polarized." 1.4826 0.04737 201 124 57 20
415 I told you man! The Chief is bipolar. 1.4817 0.04608 218 136 59 23
416 Don't be so obtuse. The square isn't. 1.4815 0.04721 189 114 59 16
417 We've begun recruiting Lego firefighters. 1.4813 0.04992 187 117 50 20
418 Which one’s the down pole?! 1.4811 0.04797 212 135 52 25
419 This is your final exam. 1.4809 0.04891 183 112 54 17
420 You go first. I've never really fit in. 1.4807 0.04674 181 107 61 13
421 I wish the city would stop cutting corners. 1.4806 0.04602 206 126 61 19
422 I told you this would happen once they gave us those personality tests. 1.4800 0.04537 200 120 64 16
423 Now? Now I'm supposed to figure out if I'm a 'round peg' guy or a 'square peg' guy?? 1.4798 0.04841 198 124 53 21
424 Express or local? 1.4789 0.04877 190 118 53 19
425 Good work, Johnson... Fire Chief Spongebob is gonna love it. 1.4787 0.04738 188 114 58 16
426 Is today odd or even? 1.4787 0.04972 188 118 50 20
427 Is this part of the job interview? 1.4787 0.04856 188 116 54 18
428 Wait—I know this one. 1.4787 0.04972 188 118 50 20
429 Ask for an escalator and this is their reasonable accommodation. 1.4785 0.05011 186 117 49 20
430 It just makes me uncomfortable, OK? It doesn’t mean I’m a shapist. 1.4785 0.04752 209 132 54 23
431 Is this a test? 1.4783 0.04585 207 127 61 19
432 They said there'd be no math. 1.4783 0.04932 184 114 52 18
433 So happy they got rid of that triangle… 1.4783 0.04992 184 115 50 19
434 Oh! We lost triangle!! 1.4783 0.05051 184 116 48 20
435 So Spongebob finally passed the exam ! 1.4780 0.04720 205 128 56 21
436 Oh no, do we square up or round down? 1.4778 0.05073 180 113 48 19
437 Could be for carrying square hose reels, but I can’t help thinking this pole is for pizza delivery. 1.4776 0.04736 201 125 56 20
438 Do we really need a wheelchair-accessible version? 1.4772 0.05169 197 130 40 27
439 The Bermuda triangle one has gone missing again 1.4768 0.05703 151 97 36 18
440 Not only are we the best fire house in the city; we’re also fully ADA-compliant. 1.4762 0.04779 189 116 56 17
441 We support gender equality but also geometric equality” 1.4762 0.04720 189 115 58 16
442 It was the pizza delivery guy's idea 1.4754 0.05188 183 118 43 22
443 They are poles apart! 1.4754 0.05011 183 115 49 19
444 I'll just never fit in 1.4749 0.04775 179 108 57 14
445 Just jump! It is not a political statement. 1.4746 0.04944 177 109 52 16
446 It's those personality testers again. 1.4745 0.04657 196 120 59 17
447 More workplace choice? 1.4740 0.04608 192 116 61 15
448 Looks like they've started to cut corners here. 1.4739 0.04765 211 135 52 24
449 And here I thought team pronouns would be the big issue. 1.4737 0.04818 190 118 54 18
450 Vaccinated or UnVaccinated? 1.4734 0.04796 188 116 55 17
451 I feel like either way, I'll be judged unfairly? 1.4734 0.04826 169 101 56 12
452 I guess my criticism of cutting corners was taken a little too literally 1.4731 0.04866 167 100 55 12
453 Remember, no wrong answer, no wrong answer... 1.4731 0.04939 167 101 53 13
454 All holes matter 1.4728 0.05108 184 118 45 21
455 Is this our new diversity and inclusion training? 1.4725 0.04783 182 111 56 15
456 It might be a distinction without a difference. 1.4722 0.04820 180 110 55 15
457 Well, it's just that I've always self-identified as more of an isosceles trapezoid kind of guy. 1.4719 0.04589 178 105 62 11
458 I just hope they didn't change the shape of the tires too. 1.4716 0.05155 176 112 45 19
459 They paused. "It must be our final test," Jason said. "One of us will be a fireman after this." With a PhD in analytical geometry, Darren was confident. But Jason also felt assured, having played with shapes as a child. Meanwhile, the city burned. 1.4709 0.05112 172 108 47 17
460 The pole not taken 1.4702 0.05268 168 107 43 18
461 Someone is yelling "Triangles Matter" 1.4697 0.05097 198 131 41 26
462 Zeno's Other Paradox: Either way you'll get there 1.4696 0.04736 181 110 57 14
463 This is stupid. Let’s take the stairs. 1.4693 0.05029 179 113 48 18
464 The moment when Steve had to admit he was square. 1.4691 0.05193 162 101 46 15
465 First the Myers-Briggs test and now this. The chief really is an INFJ. 1.4686 0.05176 175 112 44 19
466 It's hard getting used to all these changes Captain SquarePants has been making since his promotion. 1.4686 0.05047 175 110 48 17
467 I though these were supposed to be gender-neutral. 1.4686 0.05047 175 110 48 17
468 It's like the normal one, just a bit more edgy. 1.4682 0.05155 173 110 45 18
469 After the pandemic, nothing fits. 1.4678 0.04996 171 106 50 15
470 I am trying to get in better shape. 1.4677 0.04520 186 111 63 12
471 I told them not recruit Spongebob 1.4675 0.05108 169 106 47 16
472 Hmmm, she said I wasn't well-rounded, but she never called me a square. 1.4667 0.04818 180 111 54 15
473 It’s be there or be square, man 1.4667 0.05337 165 106 41 18
474 I've been preparing for this since I was a baby. 1.4658 0.05215 161 101 45 15
475 This wasn’t in the diversity training 1.4656 0.04892 189 120 50 19
476 I don't recall being asked about spatial cognition on my entrance exam. 1.4655 0.04934 174 108 51 15
477 Can't do it sarge. I'm feeling more like a triangle today. 1.4651 0.04906 172 106 52 14
478 They didn't tell me there'd be math. 1.4647 0.05286 170 110 41 19
479 It's been confusing ever since they started renting out the station to a strip club. 1.4647 0.05220 170 109 43 18
480 I told them 'Pi R squared' not 'square'! 1.4647 0.05286 170 110 41 19
481 That one goes straight to hell. 1.4647 0.05153 170 108 45 17
482 Careful, that one goes up. 1.4630 0.05264 162 103 43 16
483 Everything is different after the pandemic 1.4629 0.04778 175 107 55 13
484 The square one is for cisgender white males, right? 1.4625 0.05385 160 103 40 17
485 My last job was not a good fit. 1.4620 0.04970 158 96 51 11
486 Sorry, I identify as octagonal. 1.4620 0.05197 171 112 40 19
487 I just thought when they said ‘workplace improvements’ they meant more vacation or something 1.4620 0.04925 171 106 51 14
488 Hold on, this problem showed up on my kid's homework the other night. 1.4615 0.05174 169 108 44 17
489 Square. Round. I'm non-binary. 1.4615 0.05176 156 97 46 13
490 I have always struggled to fit in. 1.4607 0.05231 178 117 40 21
491 I hate updating to a new OS. 1.4606 0.05194 165 105 44 16
492 But....What if you're a triangle? 1.4606 0.05194 165 105 44 16
493 I guess i just never really fit in. 1.4603 0.04654 189 117 57 15
494 This looks like some kind of test. 1.4602 0.04619 176 106 59 11
495 I don't know. Let's Google it. 1.4601 0.05240 163 104 43 16
496 Call the Block Captain!! 1.4596 0.04662 161 95 58 8
497 Square for lunch, round for fire! 1.4595 0.04966 185 119 47 19
498 They must really want us to get in shape. 1.4593 0.05107 172 110 45 17
499 As long as 1/2 (h) ≥ r, we'll be fine. 1.4593 0.05107 172 110 45 17
500 It's to make sure we're awake. 1.4591 0.04784 159 95 55 9
501 I guess Peg won her lawsuit. 1.4591 0.05334 159 102 41 16
502 I really don't think Robert Frost is going to help us on this one. 1.4591 0.05482 159 104 37 18
503 This is gonna be a workflow issue 1.4591 0.05408 159 103 39 17
504 This reminds me of the aptitude test we had to take when we applied 1.4588 0.05218 170 110 42 18
505 Pick for me. I can't make decisions under pressure. 1.4586 0.05046 181 117 45 19
506 Which one’s the water pipe? 1.4581 0.05197 155 97 45 13
507 Alarming, how the brass can’t keep well enough alone. 1.4576 0.04872 177 111 51 15
508 I know the department is cutting corners, but this seems excessive. 1.4575 0.05485 153 99 38 16
509 Is this some kind of psychological test? 1.4570 0.05124 151 93 47 11
510 It’s the up pole .... 1.4570 0.05210 151 94 45 12
511 Which one do I use if I'm non-binary? 1.4566 0.05467 173 117 33 23
512 Either way I feel like I’m choosing the wrong one 1.4560 0.04582 182 111 59 12
513 The captain did say the department needed to start cutting corners. 1.4556 0.05033 169 107 47 15
514 I don't remember which one of these goes up and which one goes down. 1.4556 0.05371 169 112 37 20
515 On second thought maybe I'll take the stairs. 1.4556 0.05305 169 111 39 19
516 But am I square shouldered or pot bellied? 1.4556 0.05033 169 107 47 15
517 Good thing we’re in shape. 1.4556 0.04877 180 114 50 16
518 We got rid of the Bermuda triangle; guys just disappeared. 1.4551 0.05615 167 114 30 23
519 Remember, if it's taking too much time, skip it and go to the next question. 1.4545 0.04956 176 112 48 16
520 I think it’s part of the Captain’s new diversity program. 1.4545 0.04898 165 102 51 12
521 They never discussed this at the academy. 1.4545 0.05046 165 104 47 14
522 Don’t be so critical Dave, it’s hip to be square these days. 1.4545 0.05046 165 106 44 15
523 I'm not sure I'm in shape for this. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
524 Sponge Bob joined our department recently... 1.4540 0.05164 163 104 44 15
525 The day geometry caused a house to burn down... 1.4536 0.04942 183 118 47 18
526 That one is the fire exit. 1.4535 0.05104 172 111 44 17
527 Where do you suppose this one goes? 1.4530 0.05103 181 119 42 20
528 Ok the circle is for fire and the square is for cat rescue...or is it the other way around? 1.4529 0.04940 170 107 49 14
529 Choose carefully. They're watching. 1.4520 0.04735 177 110 54 13
530 Jeez, I’m really not cut out for this job! 1.4516 0.04860 155 94 52 9
531 Which one is for up and which one is for down? 1.4514 0.05231 175 116 39 20
532 The one on your right is for dirty clothes. 1.4512 0.05212 164 106 42 16
533 Glad to see they're not cutting corners anymore. 1.4510 0.05323 153 100 38 15
534 Is the fire at the town square, or the roundabout? 1.4510 0.04989 153 94 49 10
535 I know it's an emergency but I'm non-binary. 1.4506 0.05258 162 105 41 16
536 Our lawyer said this was reasonable accommodation. 1.4497 0.05167 149 93 45 11
537 I guess I’ll just take the stairs. 1.4490 0.05125 147 91 46 10
538 Which one should I use if my body is pear shaped? 1.4490 0.05304 147 93 42 12
539 Why does everything have to be a moment of reckoning nowadays? 1.4489 0.04952 176 113 47 16
540 Either way, we're getting shafted 1.4487 0.05326 156 101 40 15
541 Do you think this is a personality quiz to see how we fit in 1.4486 0.04527 185 114 59 12
542 Peg never remembers to use the round hole. 1.4481 0.05296 154 99 41 14
543 Chief Smith has been influenced by cubism. 1.4472 0.05054 161 102 46 13
544 Why did we agree to share the building with a preschool? 1.4468 0.05552 141 91 37 13
545 « be there or be square, that is the question » 1.4468 0.05367 141 89 41 11
546 I hate to see the new uniforms. 1.4467 0.05396 150 97 39 14
547 My High School math teacher was right. Geometry does have real world applications 1.4467 0.05227 150 95 43 12
548 Did they say the fire was at Union Square or Columbus Circle? 1.4465 0.05475 159 106 35 18
549 Chief, the city's been cutting corners again! 1.4459 0.05143 157 100 44 13
550 Those regulations were not kidding about wheelchair accessibility. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
551 Don't you think this is taking diversity a little too far? 1.4458 0.04796 166 103 52 11
552 What is this, your "two roads diverged in the wood" moment? 1.4452 0.05146 146 91 45 10
553 Strange - I thought they were trying to cut corners 1.4452 0.05753 146 98 31 17
554 This entrance exam is really hard! 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
555 Now, which one is fire and which one is rescue? 1.4452 0.05108 155 98 45 12
556 We did not train for this option. 1.4444 0.05556 153 102 34 17
557 I don’t think I'm in the right shape for this. 1.4444 0.05237 153 98 42 13
558 They've squared the circle! Do we call the math or philosophy departments? 1.4444 0.05030 162 103 46 13
559 It's part of HR's diversity campaign. Nor more forcing square pegs into round holes. 1.4444 0.05237 153 98 42 13
560 Choose wisely Rookie. 1.4444 0.05121 171 112 42 17
561 But I can’t, I’m a triangle! 1.4438 0.05074 160 102 45 13
562 Wait till you see the firehose. 1.4438 0.05301 160 105 39 16
563 Let’s take a poll 1.4437 0.05450 151 101 34 16
564 My life feels like a metaphor. 1.4429 0.05578 140 91 36 13
565 I've always thought of myself as more of a star than anything else 1.4424 0.05039 165 106 45 14
566 Fire’s on 9th. Take the square route, you’ll be there in 3. 1.4424 0.05595 165 114 29 22
567 Chuck, let me introduce you to the post-modern side of fire-fighting. 1.4423 0.05322 156 102 39 15
568 The new budget is really leading the captain to cut corners! 1.4417 0.05007 163 104 46 13
569 One of these options is more pointless than the other 1.4417 0.04775 163 101 52 10
570 Haters will say it doesn't matter 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
571 That’s only for 3.14-alarm fires. 1.4414 0.05696 145 97 32 16
572 That one? For the stripper." 1.4412 0.05140 170 112 41 17
573 One leads to a fire truck, the other to a bachelorette party, choose wisely 1.4410 0.05562 161 110 31 20
574 If I land in a cubicle I’m quitting. 1.4406 0.05310 143 91 41 11
575 Our critical flow is unnecessarily hindered by this decision point. 1.4406 0.05492 143 93 37 13
576 Choose your own adventure 1.4406 0.05401 143 92 39 12
577 In theory it should work just fine, but I just can't bring myself to use it. 1.4403 0.05171 159 103 42 14
578 No, you can’t think about it for a minute… 1.4403 0.05248 159 104 40 15
579 Again, which one is up? 1.4400 0.05048 150 94 46 10
580 I didn't know SpongeBob had joined the Department. 1.4400 0.05714 150 102 30 18
581 I hate these IQ tests! 1.4397 0.05638 141 93 34 14
582 This one's wheelchair accessible. 1.4388 0.05510 139 90 37 12
583 There is a parallel universe! 1.4388 0.05876 139 94 29 16
584 Wait! Don't tell me ... I can get this. 1.4388 0.05510 139 90 37 12
585 I just don't know where I fit in.... 1.4388 0.05604 139 91 35 13
586 Wow, John- you were right! Pot is amazing. 1.4388 0.05604 139 91 35 13
587 It's part of the new diversity training. 1.4384 0.05048 146 91 46 9
588 Well, it depends on who you think won the 2020 election. 1.4384 0.05748 146 99 30 17
589 It wasn't enough that they had to break the glass ceiling, now they're messing with the floors! 1.4384 0.05496 146 96 36 14
590 I choose this one. The other way is pointless. 1.4380 0.05269 137 86 42 9
591 Which one will make me look fatter? 1.4380 0.05370 137 87 40 10
592 Apparently the older guys prefer it. 1.4379 0.04892 153 95 49 9
593 It must be our diversity and inclusion policy. 1.4375 0.05281 144 92 41 11
594 Did you square it with the boss? 1.4375 0.05069 160 103 44 13
595 I never understood why we needed the first one ... since we only have one floor 1.4371 0.05280 151 101 36 14
596 But I'm still trying to figure what kind of peg I am. 1.4371 0.04935 151 94 48 9
597 Let's make a decision tree." 1.4371 0.05363 151 99 38 14
598 We only use when the other one when the Guggenheim’s on fire 1.4370 0.05817 135 90 31 14
599 I think the chief must want us to get in better shapes. 1.4368 0.04711 174 110 52 12
600 Is this some sort of psychological test? 1.4367 0.04788 158 98 51 9
601 I still don't understand why they would let a preschool teacher design a fire station. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
602 Gee i guess "I'm the square peg here so you take the round hole 1.4362 0.05660 149 101 31 17
603 Square peg round hole? Or round peg square hole? I can never remember. 1.4362 0.05068 149 94 45 10
604 So it's true; we're being replaced by robots. 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
605 It's okay, don't panic! We've been training for this since we were babies. 1.4361 0.05582 133 86 36 11
606 So, what kind of shape are you in today? 1.4359 0.05317 156 103 38 15
607 Looks like my training was all for naught, I 'm back to square one. 1.4359 0.05159 156 101 42 13
608 Our equity and inclusion efforts often leave me baffled. 1.4359 0.05239 156 102 40 14
609 Is this what the chief meant when he said to get squared away??? 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
610 Don’t worry; you’ll fit in somewhere. 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
611 We can cover more area going this way. 1.4354 0.05114 147 93 44 10
612 When did Sponge Bob join the station? 1.4351 0.05536 131 84 37 10
613 What did you get on the Myers Briggs test? 1.4351 0.05641 131 85 35 11
614 I am geometrically opposed to this idea. 1.4351 0.05287 154 101 39 14
615 Ah, yes...the dreaded Euclid County firefighter exam! 1.4348 0.05340 138 88 40 10
616 Too many choices. I'm taking the stairs. 1.4348 0.05138 138 86 44 8
617 You know what? Fuck 'em. Let it burn. 1.4345 0.05520 145 96 35 14
618 Shouldn't there be a gender neutral option? 1.4345 0.05068 145 91 45 9
619 You know, I really need to get in shape. 1.4340 0.04930 159 101 47 11
620 Just be grateful they decided against the triangle. 1.4336 0.05115 143 90 44 9
621 Ok hold on... Was it square for a fire, circle for a cat in a tree, or vice versa? 1.4333 0.05302 150 98 39 13
622 It's all because Murphy complained to the Chief that he felt like a square peg in a round hole in this fire station. 1.4333 0.05302 150 98 39 13
623 Are you sure the square one is for down? 1.4318 0.05504 132 85 37 10
624 Putting in this extra hole to mess with the probies is the best six hundred bucks I ever spent. 1.4318 0.05710 132 87 33 12
625 Now that's alarming. 1.4317 0.05408 139 90 38 11
626 Yes! I finally feel like I fit here. 1.4317 0.04902 139 85 48 6
627 It must be one of those new diversity initiatives. 1.4312 0.05064 160 104 43 13
628 Come on Frank, you're the one who 'enjoys mathematics', so you should take the square route! 1.4309 0.05089 181 123 38 20
629 Is nothing sacred anymore? 1.4308 0.05772 130 86 32 12
630 This is blatant shape-ism. 1.4305 0.04929 151 95 47 9
631 It's part of the Department's new Diversity and Inclusion Effort. 1.4303 0.05245 165 111 37 17
632 Oh man, I got into firefighting to avoid false dichotomies 1.4296 0.05617 135 89 34 12
633 We have a 50/50 shot of getting this right. 1.4295 0.04880 149 93 48 8
634 The chief did say we've been cutting corners. 1.4295 0.05151 149 96 42 11
635 Finally! Square Peg got his round pole! 1.4295 0.05151 149 96 42 11
636 My mother told me I'd never fit in this job. 1.4286 0.05282 140 90 40 10
637 Just my luck. I'm a quadrilateral." 1.4286 0.05040 161 105 43 13
638 See? This is what happens when you hire 2 contractors.... 1.4286 0.05473 140 92 36 12
639 It’s another workplace diversity training drill. 1.4286 0.05036 168 111 42 15
640 When I called our crew a bunch of squares I didn’t think Steve would take it literally. 1.4286 0.04949 154 98 46 10
641 Vaccinated on the right, other on the left. 1.4286 0.05473 140 92 36 12
642 Now I forget, which one goes down? 1.4286 0.05281 154 102 38 14
643 This wasn't on the test. 1.4276 0.05248 152 100 39 13
644 I've been preparing for this since I was a kid. 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
645 I'm starting to feel like I'm bipolar. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
646 This was the wrong time to not cut corners. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
647 No McSweeney, that’s for Rubik, we take the one on the left. 1.4267 0.05036 150 96 44 10
648 Not all of us were cut out to be firemen. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
649 This diversity training is really getting out of hand. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
650 Why didn’t they just paint one pole red and one pole blue? 1.4265 0.05284 136 87 40 9
651 Diversity arrives at the Fire Department. 1.4258 0.05092 155 101 42 12
652 This is our diversity training?! 1.4255 0.04955 141 92 40 9
653 That one is for Chief SpongeBob. 1.4254 0.05336 134 86 39 9
654 One of these is for emergencies, the other is just for fun. 1.4252 0.05422 127 81 38 8
655 I'm just glad they removed the X slot. 1.4248 0.05383 153 103 35 15
656 This looks like a trap. 1.4248 0.05053 153 99 43 11
657 Did you have the donuts or waffles this morning? 1.4248 0.05383 153 103 35 15
658 Should we take the local or the express? 1.4248 0.05540 153 105 31 17
659 Dammit! They hired that abstract firehouse architect. 1.4247 0.05570 146 99 32 15
660 Which is better? Let’s jump to a conclusion. 1.4247 0.05309 146 96 38 12
661 In case of fire, take the squares. 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
662 Just choose one, Peg. 1.4242 0.06095 132 92 24 16
663 Which one goes up? 1.4240 0.05479 125 80 37 8
664 They forgot the triangle again 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
665 Am I a well rounded person or just a square? So confusing. 1.4234 0.05835 137 94 28 15
666 New inclusion and diversity policy. 1.4233 0.05067 163 108 41 14
667 It’s cool. We don’t discriminate. 1.4231 0.04985 156 101 44 11
668 That one is purely recreational. 1.4231 0.05446 130 84 37 9
669 I never can remember which is down and which is up. 1.4226 0.04887 168 110 45 13
670 Firefighter Training: Day 1, Lesson 1. Your choice here will go a long way to determining your success on this course. 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
671 I liked the old normal. 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
672 This seemed funnier as a concept. 1.4225 0.05128 142 91 42 9
673 They both lead to the truck, but one works your core and the other one tones your gluteals. 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
674 Welcome to the first geometrically inclusive firehouse. 1.4219 0.05828 128 86 30 12
675 It's part of our diversity policy. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
676 I didn’t know I should take “get in shape” so literally. 1.4211 0.05464 133 87 36 10
677 Not sure this is what the diversity trainers had in mind. 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
678 Wait, do they need first responders, or first graders? 1.4196 0.05822 143 100 26 17
679 I was told there would be no math. 1.4194 0.05003 155 101 43 11
680 I guess they hired that Lego guy. 1.4191 0.05378 136 89 37 10
681 Male and female? 1.4191 0.05479 136 90 35 11
682 What the hole 1.4191 0.05479 136 90 35 11
683 Someone complained that the "manhole" was sexist 1.4184 0.05527 141 95 33 13
684 It's never been the same since the Chief joined that Mensa Society. 1.4179 0.05535 134 89 34 11
685 Well, at least they kept the slide pole round 1.4179 0.05734 134 91 30 13
686 Why is this a binary choice? 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
687 Whoa, that's new! Are we woke now? 1.4173 0.05413 127 82 37 8
688 Diversification is really catching on. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
689 See? Told ya the new chief is bipolar. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
690 Just pick a Hole & a Pole - - Either way we’ll get to the Bottom of this 1.4167 0.05624 120 78 34 8
691 You guys really think I'm a square. 1.4167 0.04978 156 102 43 11
692 Time was those square guys couldn't get public service jobs... 1.4167 0.04894 156 101 45 10
693 The workmanship suffers these days. The contractor is cutting corners. 1.4161 0.04958 149 96 44 9
694 These trust-building exercises get dumber every year. 1.4160 0.05350 125 80 38 7
695 Screw Freud, I'm goin' in. 1.4155 0.05217 142 93 39 10
696 Everything is polarized these days. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
697 Your final test will be a self-evaluation exercise. 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
698 Wait! Which one is the trash chute? 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
699 I’m wishing I paid more attention in nursery school. 1.4148 0.05796 135 93 28 14
700 The pole used to be square too. 1.4146 0.05406 123 79 37 7
701 Take the one on the right – the fire's at Times Square. 1.4145 0.04800 152 97 47 8
702 I don't know myself well enough to make this decision. 1.4143 0.04965 140 89 44 7
703 Which one goes up again? 1.4143 0.05168 140 91 40 9
704 Take the square one. The other goes up. 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
705 What happened here? We have to get to the bottom of this! 1.4135 0.05243 133 86 39 8
706 Remind me again which one goes down. 1.4135 0.05133 133 85 41 7
707 It's a multiple choice test. 1.4127 0.05318 126 83 35 8
708 'I'm confused...do we strip before we slide?' 1.4122 0.05618 131 88 32 11
709 The alarm is going off John, just pick one. 1.4122 0.05183 131 84 40 7
710 Don't worry. It identifies as round. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
711 I always pick the wrong one. 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
712 This job just got real. 1.4118 0.05522 119 77 35 7
713 Pancakes or waffles? 1.4118 0.05650 119 78 33 8
714 If it were up to me, I would take the latter! 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
715 You save Spongebob and I’ll save Mrs. Pac-Man, got it? 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
716 Don't worry, we sanitize the poles after dance practice" 1.4113 0.05237 141 95 35 11
717 Wait, we don’t know where this goes. 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
718 I'm betting on this one: They told us the fire was down the block." 1.4110 0.05020 146 95 42 9
719 Back to square one! 1.4110 0.04828 146 93 46 7
720 The Chief is adamant that we stay in shape. 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
721 The boss said we had to improve on diversity. 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
722 Is that our new diversity and inclusion statement? 1.4106 0.05501 151 105 30 16
723 Conley made it down. That says a lot about him. 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
724 It's for Amazon deliveries... 1.4101 0.05575 139 95 31 13
725 The psychologist insisted on it. 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
726 I liked the red pole/blue pole choice better 1.4098 0.05303 122 78 38 6
727 Sometimes Peg gets stuck in the round one. 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
728 Lets think outside the box now. 1.4094 0.05286 127 82 38 7
729 Must everything in our world be politicized? 1.4094 0.05517 127 84 34 9
730 There's no time to cut corners! 1.4091 0.05180 154 104 37 13
731 The square pegs have unionized. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
732 I see they're not risking leaving any diversity stone unturned 1.4091 0.05479 132 88 34 10
733 I appreciate corporate’s nod to all shapes and sizes. 1.4083 0.05487 120 78 35 7
734 Square peg, round hole or round peg, square hole? 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
735 Makes we wish the Department hadn't abandoned Myers-Briggs. 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
736 I'm not sure which, but one of these is the garbage incinerator 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
737 Square for speed, circle for comfort. 1.4080 0.05459 125 82 35 8
738 He couldn't remember pi, but he squared the radius... 1.4079 0.04882 152 102 40 10
739 I wonder where this one goes? How about you go first. 1.4072 0.04586 167 108 50 9
740 I forget, is it square down, or square up? 1.4071 0.05543 140 96 31 13
741 Strict Battalion rules - Columbus Circle, Washington Square, otherwise take the stairs. 1.4071 0.04744 140 88 47 5
742 I forget - is the square hole for coming up or going down? 1.4071 0.05571 113 73 34 6
743 But what if I’m the round peg? 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
744 Whoa! Almost went down the nerd pole. 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
745 When they said diversity and inclusion training, they really meant it. 1.4067 0.05359 150 103 33 14
746 I'd heard that Spongebob Squarepants did a great job in the interview . . . 1.4067 0.05275 150 102 35 13
747 The Chief put that in place when Sponge Bob joined the team. 1.4062 0.05703 128 87 30 11
748 I feel like this is some sort of IQ test and I’m about to fail. 1.4062 0.04890 128 80 44 4
749 Guess we are going back to square one. 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
750 On second thought, you first. 1.4054 0.05778 111 73 31 7
751 This is WAY harder than when I first took the test. 1.4054 0.05335 111 70 37 4
752 The new administration said they wouldn’t cut corners when it came to firefighters’s safety. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
753 Who’s the square peg in the round hole now, Bill? 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
754 “According to the training manual the square one is a laundry chute.” 1.4048 0.05766 126 86 29 11
755 One of them leads to the septic tank 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
756 This job can be a little infantilizing sometimes. 1.4044 0.05753 136 95 27 14
757 It's a diversity thing. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
758 The square hole is for laundry. 1.4035 0.05533 114 74 34 6
759 It’s for the performance review. Quick, what shape is the third hole? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
760 So I guess this one’s on Zoom. 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
761 I guess the captain really wants us to get in shapes. 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
762 The old one was pointless. 1.4032 0.05482 124 82 34 8
763 I’m all about choice in the workplace, but this is unnecessary... 1.4032 0.05482 124 82 34 8
764 I think it’s what you would call an existential dilemma. 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
765 Management is cutting corners again! 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
766 HR's new diversity program. Wait 'til you see the restrooms. 1.4031 0.05105 129 83 40 6
767 Lego fireman will kill me if I use his pole. 1.4031 0.05450 129 86 34 9
768 Dang it! I knew I should of paid attention in preschool. 1.4030 0.05309 134 89 36 9
769 Only Peg uses that one. 1.4029 0.05567 139 96 30 13
770 I wish I paid attention in preschool. 1.4028 0.05151 144 96 38 10
771 Just Google it. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
772 It’s designed by Lego 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
773 I'm non-binary 1.4017 0.05437 117 76 35 6
774 These Covid restrictions are getting confusing… 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
775 If they want us to get there in a hurry, they shouldn't give us such an impossible choice to start with. 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
776 The Diversity and Inclusion Manager may be taking her role a little too seriously. 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
777 It’s a three SpongeBob fire! 1.4016 0.05417 122 80 35 7
778 And everyone said we would never use geometry. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
779 They always told me there would be days where I'd have to make tough choices... 1.4015 0.05142 132 86 39 7
780 We need to start thinking outside the circle... 1.4000 0.05448 125 83 34 8
781 Hellfire and damnation... 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
782 He was trained for the perils of fire but not for the agonising burden of an irrelevant decision. 1.4000 0.05873 135 96 24 15
783 Harry, look! There’s a dancer on this one! 1.4000 0.05448 125 83 34 8
784 I’ll take the square route. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
785 They told me I'd have to be in good shape to be a fire fighter. 1.3986 0.04990 138 90 41 7
786 Is it round up square down or square up round down? 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
787 Am I a square or well rounded? 1.3985 0.05436 133 90 33 10
788 We're round pegs, right" 1.3984 0.05002 128 82 41 5
789 Jim, it's been an hour and now the cat is dead. 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
790 I think this is more than a fire drill. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
791 Hey it works for Santa 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
792 Last night I chose the wrong pole and ended up taking my clothes off in front of 40 screaming women to the tune of "Its Raining Men" 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
793 I know it's an emergency but I can't decide. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
794 I think I'll wait for the triangle. 1.3968 0.05295 126 83 36 7
795 This might be a good time to tell you I failed 9th grade geometry. 1.3968 0.05971 126 89 24 13
796 The sqare one is the up pole. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
797 This is worse than paper or plastic. 1.3964 0.05763 111 74 30 7
798 Bruh, I finally understand the tyranny of choice. 1.3962 0.04889 159 107 41 11
799 This is stressful,man. Janet said next time I enter the wrong hole I’m sleeping on the sofa. 1.3961 0.05711 154 113 21 20
800 On the other hand... I don't understand abstract art or atonality. 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
801 I told them I'm not one to cut corners. 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
802 It may be hip to be square, but I'm not sure if mine can make it through. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
803 Should we take a poll? 1.3952 0.06040 124 88 23 13
804 Why is it labeled ‘theirs’? 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
805 Bipolar ? 1.3951 0.07387 81 57 16 8
806 This decision will dictate the future of your career 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
807 Peg, you went down the wrong pole! 1.3945 0.05533 109 71 33 5
808 Captain wants us to shape up. 1.3945 0.05533 109 71 33 5
809 Maybe adding a pole to the laundry chute wasn't such a good idea. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
810 Look, I know it's been a weird year and we're all itching for change, but do you really think this is necessary? 1.3942 0.05864 104 69 29 6
811 Wow. The technology keeps advancing . 1.3942 0.05007 137 96 31 10
812 Round=rush to fire square=pick up pizza 1.3939 0.05563 132 93 27 12
813 I just have this burning desire to fit in. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
814 Well, that round one IS better feng-shuii... 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
815 Don't worry, it's only a test. 1.3926 0.05161 135 90 37 8
816 Wait a minute! Is this some kind of personality test? 1.3925 0.05596 107 70 32 5
817 But what if I'm non-binary? 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
818 This isn't what I had in mind when I said we should get in shape. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
819 We're taking a pole on which shape people like better 1.3924 0.04905 158 107 40 11
820 Square is for Amazon Prime returns. 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
821 Every new municipal building has to contribute 5% to the arts. 1.3923 0.05180 130 86 37 7
822 It's the trivial decisions that paralyze me. 1.3920 0.05193 125 82 37 6
823 They said we needed more diversity in the workplace 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
824 I think Sponge Bob's off to a great start. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
825 When the captain said we would have to prove that we are in good shape, I thought he meant a fitness test. 1.3917 0.05461 120 80 33 7
826 This is the UP pole. 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
827 Be careful. This one leads to a bachelorette party." 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
828 Wait till you see our new helmets! 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
829 Because we don’t have to cut corners anymore with the new budget. 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
830 I told you Dan! Geometry would come back to haunt us! 1.3909 0.06340 110 78 21 11
831 Now that’s cause for alarm. 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
832 I guess the guys from H.R. were right. Under the right circumstances, SpongeBob SquarePants CAN be a fireman. 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
833 I’m just starting to wonder if I’ll fit in.” 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
834 Fireman school final exam. 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
835 Almost forgot that it’s diversity awareness week. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
836 It just isn't very Zen like the round one, is it? 1.3893 0.05149 131 87 37 7
837 It’s part of the diversity training. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
838 You know that I'm bipolar? 1.3893 0.05191 149 103 34 12
839 Must be for the delivery people. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
840 Remember when Peg kept trying the round hole and the entire building burned down? 1.3889 0.05161 126 83 37 6
841 Pfizer and Astrazeneca 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
842 It's not the shape of the HOLE. It's the shape of the POLE. 1.3885 0.05640 139 99 26 14
843 Oh No! I told him the square hole was the trash chute! 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
844 Get the pizza - we can finish it on the way! 1.3884 0.05426 121 81 33 7
845 Looks like Spongebob beat us to it. 1.3881 0.05794 134 96 24 14
846 Absolutely, some are round holes or square pegs; but I identify as triangle. 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
847 This wasn't on the test. Maybe we should just take the stairs. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
848 I knew I should’ve paid attention in kindergarten 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
849 Square for emergencies, circle for bachelorette parties. 1.3873 0.04982 142 95 39 8
850 well, i don't like stereotypes 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
851 I was never good at this as a kid. 1.3869 0.05206 137 93 35 9
852 Something tells me we've got a diversity problem here. 1.3868 0.05457 106 69 33 4
853 I guess they’re trying to accommodate all shapes and sizes 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
854 Time for some shapeshifting. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
855 Which one are you again? 1.3866 0.05352 119 79 34 6
856 Great. So I don't need to be a square peg in a round hole any longer. 1.3860 0.05361 114 75 34 5
857 Peg? You ok down there? 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
858 One’s Freudian; the other’s Euclidian; but we gotta choose quickly, there’s a fire down below!” 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
859 After Eu, clid. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
860 Get ready, the strippers are almost done. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
861 Someone found the circle offensive. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
862 I heard the department was cutting corners, but I didn't think they'd be so literal. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
863 It's hip to be square, remember? 1.3846 0.05393 130 89 32 9
864 The Chief wants everyone to feel like they fit in. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
865 What's it going to be? Sicilian or Neapolitan? 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
866 Stand back - it looks like a trap! 1.3846 0.05050 130 86 38 6
867 They don't pay us enough for this. 1.3846 0.05847 104 70 28 6
868 Our chief wants to make sure all personality types are happy in his fire station. 1.3846 0.05050 130 86 38 6
869 They lied, they said there would be no math on the Fireman's final exam!" 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
870 Don't use that one, it's Peg's. 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
871 This is just the warm-up Joe, just wait until you see the hoses! 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
872 I don't think I'm cut out for this. 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
873 I forgot, which one goes to the men's room? 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
874 It was the politically correct thing to do. 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
875 Tell them we’re gonna be awhile, I gotta figure this out. 1.3828 0.04975 128 84 39 5
876 Well, I'm taking the stairs today. 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
877 Looks like another trick questionnaire from Personnel 1.3824 0.05752 102 68 29 5
878 Which one is the pole least traveled? 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
879 The alarm has been sounding for twenty minutes. We really should make our minds. 1.3817 0.05136 131 88 36 7
880 We were promised a rhombus. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
881 The captain's body dysmorphia is really getting out of hand. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
882 Ok, which one goes down again? 1.3814 0.05235 118 78 35 5
883 Be there AND be square? 1.3813 0.05812 139 102 21 16
884 But I'm the star. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
885 Sure, I go both ways . . . but not while I'm on the job! 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
886 Looks like we finally got our alarm pole squared away. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
887 Which one goes to Narnia? 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
888 I always fail this test. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
889 This must be part of the department’s new diversity initiative. 1.3805 0.05666 113 80 26 7
890 If you can't decide, take the stairs. 1.3802 0.05411 121 82 32 7
891 The final test in firefighter school... 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
892 I'm more of a square peg than a round hole. 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
893 Better go get Peg. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
894 Finally, I can bring down the whole box of pizza with me. Yippee! 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
895 You be the first responder. 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
896 I'm a Square Peg, which one should I use. 1.3796 0.05537 108 74 28 6
897 Hey, who put the round pole in the square hole? 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
898 So this is what they meant by diversity training! 1.3796 0.05216 108 70 35 3
899 Well, it's better than the triangular hole. 1.3793 0.05428 116 80 29 7
900 You’re a square guy, you take that one. 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
901 We no longer have geometric discrimination. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
902 They didnt’t mention we’d be thinking outside the box AND the circle! 1.3788 0.04990 132 88 38 6
903 Pear shaped! I said pear shaped! 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
904 Spare me your lecture on the old, hip slang. There’s a cat that needs saving! 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
905 Wow! I just had a dream like this. 1.3786 0.05364 103 67 33 3
906 Think outside the box. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
907 This is not what I pictured when I was told to get into great shape. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
908 Post modern, neo liberal, deconstructive managerialism gone crazy 1.3784 0.05587 111 77 27 7
909 Damn, I always failed this when I was a child 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
910 Which one gives me healthcare? 1.3776 0.05895 98 66 27 5
911 This was not on the exam. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
912 This is not a job where we can cut corners, Keith! 1.3772 0.05196 114 75 35 4
913 Up to you. Depends on how you self-identify. 1.3772 0.05487 114 77 31 6
914 Which one is for vaccinated? 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
915 Jim suddenly wondered which pole Euclid would use. 1.3770 0.05248 122 82 34 6
916 Today’s firefighters come in all shapes and sizes. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
917 I shouldn’t have skipped the wooden blocks hour at kindergarten 1.3770 0.05117 122 81 36 5
918 I think it’s a metaphor. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
919 Well. I"M not gonna be the first responder." 1.3761 0.05498 109 73 31 5
920 If you have to ask, you're the wrong man for the job. 1.3761 0.06357 109 79 19 11
921 Only one? Didn’t realize we’d cut corners on cutting corners 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
922 Give me a second, I can never remember what kind of peg I am. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
923 It must be the new program to address cultural identity. 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
924 It's for the guys who like Bach better than rap. 1.3750 0.05320 128 88 32 8
925 When did we start hiring Lego fire fighters? 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
926 It's for the accountant. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
927 I don’t do well with mind games. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
928 Where'd the dalmation go? 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
929 Well look at that! The round peg fits in the square hole! 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
930 Go ahead! You always said you were a square peg in a round world. 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
931 You go down, down, down to the burning ring of fire. I'll take the square. 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
932 I remember playing with a toy like this as an infant, but there were more colors... 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
933 This is a test, isn't it. 1.3738 0.05559 107 72 30 5
934 They said Washington Square Park. Not Columbus Circle! 1.3738 0.06576 107 79 16 12
935 Oh geez, I forget which one goes to hell... 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
936 How did they do know I identify as a square peg? 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
937 Let's be there or be square. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
938 Don’t worry, the wheels on the engine are still round. 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
939 This one goes straight to the donuts. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
940 Just be yourself. I am sure the fire can wait. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
941 Word going around is that the new fire chief likes to cut corners. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
942 That’s for the boring firemen... 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
943 It’s the new diversity policy. 1.3723 0.04970 137 93 37 7
944 Let’s move our bunk to the first floor. 1.3721 0.05286 129 89 32 8
945 Go ahead, just think inside the box. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
946 More diversity training? 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
947 I dunno,this kind of thing never happened before the psychologist joined the department. 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
948 Go figure. 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
949 I hate pop quizzes! 1.3711 0.05920 97 66 26 5
950 Stand back, it’s a trap (ezoid)! 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
951 And I was just getting use to the triangle. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
952 The marketing team wanted us to try something new. 1.3711 0.05920 97 66 26 5
953 Who are they expecting, SpongeBob SquarePants? 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
954 I think it might be quicker to take the stairs. 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
955 I really have to get in shape. 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
956 It’s an I.Q. test! Don’t fall for it. 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
957 Someone accused the workmen of cutting corners. 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
958 This gender and body-type identity craze has gone a little too far. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
959 They said it would be easy as pi. 1.3701 0.05099 127 86 35 6
960 So THAT’S how we get our Amazon packages. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
961 What's next, a blue truck? 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
962 Things haven’t been the same around here since SpongeBob joined the department 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
963 I see the problem. There's no floor here. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
964 I miss the days when recertification just meant carrying a sandbag down a ladder. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
965 The square one goes to the fire truck, the circular one goes to the bathroom. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
966 Bill,are you sure it was just a microdose? 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
967 What if I don't fit in either? 1.3689 0.05100 122 82 35 5
968 That one’s from his Cubist period. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
969 Hello? Hello? Sponge Bob, Square Pants? Hello? 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
970 Whoa! Are we supposed to put out fires in both our universe and in a parallel one? 1.3684 0.05610 95 63 29 3
971 So those rumors that we're being replaced by robots looks like it's really true. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
972 At a critical moment in his life, Pete jumped at the chance to do something different. 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
973 I left my last job as a mid-level manager because I hated choices like these. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
974 That solves putting a square peg in a round hole 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
975 Joe says it’s easier to slide down a round pole after all. 1.3679 0.05074 106 73 29 4
976 Hiring SpongeBob my have been a mistake 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
977 We're a divided station. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
978 Shoot, I thought we were moving away from polarization! 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
979 The chief takes a few online courses and suddenly he's B. F. Skinner. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
980 Feeling edgy?” 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
981 I think this will take us back to square one! 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
982 Covid really disrupted the supply chain for circles. 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
983 I'm not in the best shape for this maneuver. 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
984 remember, round is down and square is up 1.3667 0.05149 120 81 34 5
985 Don’t think I’m in the right shape for this job anymore. 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
986 Did Andy Warhol live around here? 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
987 You get a bigger thrill from the square one. 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
988 It’s more inclusive. 1.3661 0.05229 112 75 33 4
989 To the Times Square or the Columbus Circle? 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
990 Are we in a hurry? I may need a few more minutes to decide which one. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
991 Do you want to end up looking like a pat of butter or a hockey puck? 1.3654 0.05643 104 71 28 5
992 I should've paid better attention in pre-school. 1.3654 0.05475 104 70 30 4
993 Bad place for the dumbwaiter. 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
994 What blockhead did this?! 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
995 For the luggage? 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
996 I suggested an elevator, but this was the best they could do. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
997 Where's the triangle? 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
998 Well, I’ve always been a square peg… 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
999 I am in shape, just not the right shape. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1000 Another new guy went down the mail chute! I guess it is kind of confusing having it right there. 1.3645 0.05848 107 77 22 8
1001 Well, this isn't fair and square. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1002 Round for fire calls. Square for Zoom calls. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
1003 I'm just going to take the stairs. 1.3636 0.05438 110 75 30 5
1004 That its square doesn't bother me...what bothers me is that the pole only goes two more feet. 1.3636 0.05249 121 83 32 6
1005 Call 911. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1006 I dunno. The options are awfully binary. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
1007 Which one is for introverts? 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
1008 So, I asked my high school math teacher, "When will I ever use Pi in real life?" and I guess today is the day. 1.3629 0.05289 124 86 31 7
1009 It's part of the Department's new Diversity Sensitivity Program. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
1010 If we can face a fire, we can face a square hole. 1.3628 0.05038 113 75 35 3
1011 Well, as long as they end on the ground. 1.3628 0.04879 113 74 37 2
1012 Squares on the right, nerd. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
1013 This is a job for SpongeBob! 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1014 Hang on. I think I just contracted pole hesitancy. 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
1015 It's for the non-binary 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
1016 The chief'is always looking for an angle. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
1017 It says, "for emergency use only." 1.3621 0.05252 116 79 32 5
1018 HR says we have to find another way to screen candidates. 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
1019 Wait'll you see the pants the chief ordered. 1.3621 0.05252 116 79 32 5
1020 Wait.....is this pre-school? 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1021 Which one is for Pfizer again? 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1022 Well, Billy, you hire a Psych major as chief and this is what you get. 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
1023 Lieutenant Sponge Bob must be back 1.3613 0.05434 119 86 25 8
1024 I said we wanted a spare, not a square! 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1025 God, I knew those toys from preschool would come back to haunt me. 1.3604 0.05399 111 76 30 5
1026 Hang on. I'd hate to rush this decision. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1027 Which hole will make my ass look hotter? 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1028 I never pegged you as a square man 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1029 Oh no! Was that a square leg in a round hole or a round peg in a square pole? 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
1030 I think it's a red pill/blue pill kind of thing 1.3596 0.05157 114 77 33 4
1031 I guess that makes it fair and square 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
1032 Easy, I mastered shapes at the kindergarten 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
1033 You have to approach it at the correct angle. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1034 Which one is the pole less traveled by? 1.3596 0.05592 89 59 28 2
1035 This must be for Peg. 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
1036 It's for firemen who dislike modern music. 1.3592 0.05494 103 72 26 5
1037 Maybe we should think outside of the box today? 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
1038 What kind of pegs are we? 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1039 Careful. They really cut corners on this one. 1.3592 0.06596 103 77 15 11
1040 It's not the shape that matters but what's inside, right? 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1041 Oh, for God's sake! I wish they'd just pick one and stick with it." 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
1042 That’s for the blockheads who don’t want women firefighters. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1043 Is this a joke? 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1044 Kindergarten prepared me for this. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1045 They’ve squared the circle 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
1046 We're screwed either way. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1047 You have to admit, it really does tie the room together. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
1048 They just can't leave well enough alone. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1049 Nothing can change the shape of things to come. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1050 Another unrealistic body standard for men! 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1051 Are you sure this makes us wheelchair compliant? 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
1052 Sometimes you just feel like Sicilian. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1053 So that's how they stole the couch! 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1054 Is that SpongeBob down there? 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
1055 That's the freight elevator. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1056 Perhaps it's best to approach this problem from a different angle. 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
1057 To be honest, I have no clue where that one goes. 1.3565 0.04970 115 79 32 4
1058 Well, I guess you CAN fit a round peg into a square hole. 1.3565 0.05121 115 80 30 5
1059 Ford or Chevy? Dog or cat? Now this.... 1.3564 0.06066 101 75 19 7
1060 Fricken HR, it’s a Pop Quiz. 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
1061 The new city ordinance says we need both even if we never plan on using the square one. 1.3564 0.05374 101 68 30 3
1062 They said math wasn’t needed for this job 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
1063 It’s called ‘The Millennial Square’. The youngsters said the round pole was ‘too conventional.’ 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1064 not sure I'm cut out for this... 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1065 Efficiency consultant. Round for fire, square for everything else. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
1066 The area of a circle is pi times the radius squared, compared with the area of a square which is equal to the length of a side squared. Assuming the side of the square is twice the radius of the circle, the square has a greater area. Bingo! 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1067 That one is for when the fire is right down the block 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
1068 But I'm non-binary. 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
1069 The Chief said the round hole goes to the engine room and the square hole goes to Hogwarts. 1.3558 0.06397 104 77 17 10
1070 Wait, don't tell me. We've trained for this. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
1071 I don’t mind the square hole. I’m not so sure about the square pole. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
1072 Not funny, Picasso. 1.3558 0.06541 104 78 15 11
1073 I am taking the express. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
1074 ‘no matter what path you take, you’ll always end up where you need to be. so don’t waste your time choosing the perfect one’ 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1075 Republicans Democrats, red states blue states, Fox News MSNBC. Ok I get it !! “But this is just ridiculous”!! 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1076 Hurry up, the tests get harder 1.3551 0.05353 107 73 30 4
1077 I can't remember which one goes to the truck and which one goes to the bachelorette party. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1078 Is it square or circle for fire? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
1079 where's the people shaped one? 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
1080 This must be the UPS delivery. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1081 Our department is falling into bad shape. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1082 I knew there would be a place for me in the fire department. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1083 Steve sure does leave an impression. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
1084 It’s easy for you! But what about those of us who don’t identify as either a round OR a square peg! 1.3535 0.05618 99 68 27 4
1085 Remember our training, Murray! Square gets you there, but Circle gets you....damn! Where does Circle get you?? 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1086 Chief must want us to get in shape. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1087 This is what happens when you cut corners on hole construction. 1.3534 0.05231 116 80 31 5
1088 I'm not falling for this. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1089 Well, that explains the giant baby and the big blocks downstairs. 1.3534 0.05511 116 85 23 8
1090 Looks like I just missed the elevator. 1.3534 0.06030 116 86 19 11
1091 They are still Poles Apart 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1092 Size really does matter 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1093 It’s okay, Joe. Some of us just aren’t meant to fit in round holes. 1.3529 0.05147 102 68 32 2
1094 No longer a square peg in a round hole. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1095 HR said a square peg filed a complaint so.... here we are 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1096 It’s for when we have to take the television to the shop. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1097 I think I just realized I’m non-binary. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1098 Unlike that other one this choice is sure to land me squarely downstairs. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1099 Is SpongeBob a fireman here now? 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1100 I dunno- the triangle hole I choose last week went straight to hell. 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1101 It’s part of our new body positivity initiative. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1102 Plus ca change plus c'est la meme chose 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1103 Looks like it's a bauhaus fire. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1104 Was this in our diversity training? 1.3514 0.05377 111 79 26 6
1105 The idiom isn't lost on me, Chuck, but I'm not sure there isn't some deeper meaning here. 1.3514 0.05222 111 76 31 4
1106 Oh no, it’s Peg! 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
1107 Wait a minute. What happened to the triangle? 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1108 You’re a square peg, right? 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1109 I hate that we now have to respond to identify crises. 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1110 Remind me again which one goes to the men’s room? 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1111 I'm not scared. I'm just looking for the right angle. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1112 And, I thought I would "fit in" at this Firehouse 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1113 This ‘we’re not fun anymore’ thing is getting out of hand! 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1114 What if I'm indeterminate? 1.3504 0.05195 117 81 31 5
1115 For some reason I am craving a Wendy's hamburger 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
1116 Either way, it's slippery slope. 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
1117 That one’s for you, blockhead. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1118 I can't make it down – I've only been trained on the triangle. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
1119 This wasn’t covered during training! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1120 We had to provide an accommodation when SpongeBob joined the department. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1121 They told me to be there or be square. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1122 I am going with the equal lateral polygons today, how about you? 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1123 Don't worry-- not all rhombuses are squares. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1124 But I'm a triangle! 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1125 What will people think of me when they know my preference? 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
1126 It is a good thing I had a square meal today. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1127 Holy Smoke! I think he went down the wrong hole! 1.3491 0.05199 106 75 27 4
1128 Looks like the pole department have been cutting corners again ! 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1129 Whoa, a circle with corners. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1130 Which one was Narnia and which was fire? 1.3488 0.05910 86 61 21 4
1131 But those poles aren't 6 feet apart. 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
1132 This is taking Myers Briggs too far. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1133 This is no time to cut corners. 1.3486 0.05433 109 76 28 5
1134 ... and they finally put it in the day before I retire! 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1135 I don't even know which pole to use anymore. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1136 It's just ridiculous that we still don't have triangle funding. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1137 Careful, another one could open up any second. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1138 Any child can do it. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1139 I'm kinda sick of how these fancy restaurants label their bathrooms." 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1140 Remember, pi are round, cake are square. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1141 Too obvious. 1.3474 0.05348 95 64 29 2
1142 Never saw this in the manual! 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1143 Quick Johnson, are we a square peg or a round hole?! 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1144 I’ve always wanted to be a round peg in a square hole 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1145 Peg said we’d know which way she went. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1146 The square hole is used by conservatives and the round one is for liberals! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1147 Holy shit he's coming back up! 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
1148 Is this like choosing between apples and oranges? 1.3465 0.05158 101 68 31 2
1149 Which one goes down? 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1150 I forgot, which one is up again? 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1151 'Peg, are you OK?' 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1152 I’m a firefighter, not an engineer. 1.3458 0.05650 107 79 22 6
1153 Why are these fireman's competency tests so hard! 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1154 Those are the new stereotype holes. The one on the left is for the women because they are supposed to need a bigger round one for their butts. The one on the left is for us guys because we are supposed to need more room for our inflated egos. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1155 I'm in no shape for this job. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1156 When I said “add something new around the station,” I was more of thinking artwork. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1157 I usually take the triangle. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1158 This job can get really complicated. 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
1159 I became a firefighter because I failed geometry. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1160 I think I'll try the round pole in the square hole today 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1161 Has this been here all year? 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1162 Stand back, it might be a trap. 1.3440 0.04965 125 87 33 5
1163 Its a reasonable accommodation for the new blockhead. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1164 Oh, that's just for Steve. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1165 Came all the way round to square one. 1.3438 0.05507 96 69 23 4
1166 I thought it was fire in the hole, not fire in the square. 1.3434 0.05209 99 67 30 2
1167 Enough with the gerrymandering! 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1168 How convenient that the fire house and the strip club were build side by side. Candy is on stage right now. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1169 I still can't believe they made the Gender Neutral one a square. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1170 Finally, I found a place where I belong! 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1171 Go ahead rookie! I want to see how you fit in. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1172 I hope the pole isn't square! 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1173 Looks like the Chief is doing everything he can to help people fit in. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1174 This brings on the same anxiety as my first shapes toy. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1175 Wow, I guess we're done cutting corners. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1176 I had this pegged before they gave us this choice. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1177 The new administration takes diversity very seriously. 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1178 I can never remember which one of these goes to Narnia. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1179 That one's for Kevin, he just doesn't fit in" 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1180 I’m starting to fit in here. 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1181 I have no idea whether I'm a square peg or a round one. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1182 Management is honoring its commitment to diversity in the workplace 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1183 '" I always forget, which pole is the 'down' and which one is the 'Up', again?" 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1184 I told him to be mindful of various body types... 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1185 This is our edgy new look? 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1186 It's another block fire. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1187 The manual didn’t say which hole was up and which one was down 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1188 Dammit, Kelly, I told you we had to fit in! 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1189 They said we need to reform, to embrace all shapes and sizes. 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1190 Hold up ~ if I don't pass the IQ test this time,I'll get fired. 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
1191 I never win these caption contests! 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1192 Choosing the correct pole is the final test of the training course. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1193 It's a zen decision. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1194 It's a trick, let's take the stairs. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1195 This is a helluva time for an existential crisis. 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
1196 After years of unsatisfactory passing rates, the firefighter exam was simplified. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1197 I didn't expect this when I told the chief to square with us. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1198 Fireman's IQ test. 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1199 Maybe the fire will put itself out. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1200 We had to install that for Spongebob. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1201 I hate making decisions. 1.3404 0.05359 94 64 28 2
1202 Mondays. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1203 Well, it could've been an 'X'. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
1204 In 2021 we are thinking inside the box. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1205 Looks like the department really is cutting corners. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1206 Ok. So they squared the circle. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1207 Am I awake or is this my preschool nightmare again? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1208 All my life I've faced this problem. It's time to try something else. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1209 This wasn't in the training manual! 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1210 Are we in the fire department or we are stuck in some kid's toy? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1211 I was born a circle but identify as a square. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1212 Uh oh... 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1213 Well, I guess if Peg can do it... 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1214 Try it, you'll see the other one is pointless." 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1215 As one who identifies as triangular, binary shape options are starting to get to me. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1216 Should’ve paid more attention to Sesame Street 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1217 Holy moly, Ron! They've finally squared the circle! 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1218 So... how does Peg get her own firepoll? 1.3394 0.06281 109 83 15 11
1219 Rats. I’m a triangle this week so I can’t go out for this fire. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1220 “Oh, shit. We need an exit strategy.” 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1221 Wait! The union didn't approve this! 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
1222 We all agreed not to cut corners at work. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1223 It isn't an intelligence test, it's a fire drill. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1224 A hole and a hologram! 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1225 He'll get ninety-degree burns 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
1226 I expected the aptitude test to be on paper. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1227 I got Pfizer 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1228 I don't feel I'm in the right kind of shape for this job. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1229 Our diversity program has gone too far. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1230 It's diversity and inclusion gone mad! 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
1231 Each pole determines which career you’ll go into: either firefighting or stripping. Choose wisely. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1232 The chief did say he had been sent here to square things up. 1.3371 0.05523 89 61 26 2
1233 This isn’t quite what I meant when I said “wheelchair accessible” 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1234 What did my therapist say? 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1235 Well I’ll be, finally a place for that square peg after all ! 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1236 Which is the cool one again? 1.3368 0.06794 95 73 12 10
1237 Since when did Sponge Bob join the Company? 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1238 Window or porthole, you pick! 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1239 I know the one my kids say I should use. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1240 Still not seeing them as equal. 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1241 Well, it’s certainly cutting-edge. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1242 I really dislike choices! 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1243 Our last captain was a real square. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1244 Help me, Ted. Which one doesn’t belong?” 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1245 NYFD doesn’t discriminate 🔥❤️🙌 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1246 Dammit Dave, I told you not to cut any corners! 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
1247 I don't think I'm fit for this anymore. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1248 It's the new HR accommodation initiative for those who think inside the box. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1249 It looks safe, but you go first. I never trust squares. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1250 I wonder how many people get stuck on the way down. 1.3365 0.04852 104 70 33 1
1251 IS THIS SOME SORT OF A TEST? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1252 That is the square root. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1253 That's so you can tell the up from the down pole. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1254 Which goes up? 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1255 Lieutenant Peg will have to keep using the old one. 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1256 That one's for SpongeBob. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1257 Was he fired or did he quit? 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1258 Square peg accommodation. 1.3362 0.04889 116 80 33 3
1259 The new contractor is really into Picasso 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1260 The new guy is built like a brick house. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1261 The pizza guy is usually pretty quick. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1262 That one takes you to an alternative universe where crazy hijinks occur, you rediscover your love for your family, and then wake up from a dream. The other one goes to a fire. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1263 But I identify more triangular. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1264 The refrigerator didn't fit in the round one. 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1265 That ones for people over 40. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1266 The entrance exam consists of a series of problems of increasing complexity. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1267 Remember "square pegs and round holes"... ? It came right before "thinking outside the box." 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1268 I liked it better when they just called me a nerd to my face 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1269 Where’s Peg when you need her? 1.3333 0.05003 105 72 31 2
1270 ....little did we know then that "cubism" would lead to dystopia 451.... 1.3333 0.05674 78 55 21 2
1271 oh damn! I flunked this test when I was in kindergarten. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1272 And I, I chose the pole less grappled by. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1273 ... or we could take the stairs 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1274 One goes to the firetrucks, and one goes to hell. Choose wisely. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1275 Quick, what shape is my butt? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1276 As I Told Them at the Fire Academy, I Just Knew I'd Never Fit In! 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1277 When did Spongebob join the squad? 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1278 So Spongebob does work here!! 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1279 Cadet Roundpeg, sir. And yes, this is my first time. 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1280 Round peg, square hole. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1281 A hole IS a hole! 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1282 Are you feeling more square peg or round hole right now ? 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1283 Lets think outside the box here. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1284 To test our firefighting skill, that one goes straight to hell. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1285 We can use the wheelchair-accessible pole if it's available, right? 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1286 That's alarming! 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1287 Sorry, but I'm afraid of heights... 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1288 Well, in all fairness, they warned us that changes are coming 1.3333 0.05584 87 60 25 2
1289 I knew I should have paid more attention in day care instead of eating all those crayons 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1290 But really, I'm more pear shaped. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1291 I hope this isn’t a red pill/blue pill situation 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1292 Wait. It says "Reserved for Peg" 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1293 Well there goes the dumbwaiter with our food.... 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1294 They told us to think inside the box. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1295 See, this is the problem with a two-party system. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1296 Depends on what shape of mind you're in. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1297 That's for the new firefighter, Peg 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1298 That’s for the new guy - he goes by the name ‘Sponge Bob’. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1299 That one's for dancing. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
1300 I think it’s just an architectural statement, but I’m taking the stairs. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1301 I remember this from grade school” 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1302 You're right. Robots are taking everyone's jobs. 1.3301 0.05048 103 71 30 2
1303 Was it square peg round hole? Or round peg square hole? 1.3301 0.05234 103 72 28 3
1304 This one's for the blockheads. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1305 Looks like your accommodation was finally approved. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1306 My peg's round. You? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1307 The final round of the Fire Department's Personality Test was a real stumper for Bill. Was he a round peg in a square hole, or a square peg in a round hole? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1308 This isn’t what I had in mind for getting into shape 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1309 I'm afraid Ed slid down the damping rod to the nuclear core. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1310 Which side? What do you mean which side? One side doesn’t have sides! 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1311 I thought we passed the aptitude test? 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
1312 I was absent when they went over this at the Fire Academy 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1313 So this was the mayor's way of 'updating our facilities'? 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
1314 I am a little tired of these Politically correct fire-houses trying to be all inclusive 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1315 What blockhead designed this? 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1316 Is this what they meant by diversity training? 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1317 Boy, my toddler really makes this look easy. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1318 I don’t fit into any of these 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1319 I knew geometry would come back to bite me. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1320 Wendy's sponsored that one. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1321 I tell you, Peg was standing right there. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1322 Must be our new diversity policy. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1323 Peg finally worked it out. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1324 Where'd they get the funding? 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1325 Sorry, that clinches it, New Yorker. If you think this needs a caption, I’m spending my subscription savings on a SW flight attendant I’ve been in love with since 1992. 1.3297 0.06821 91 70 12 9
1326 Similar to the 2016 election, we have a flawed exit pole. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1327 Do you think we’re being replaced by computers? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1328 Do you think that this has something to do with the new fitness program? 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
1329 It's true, square pegs don't fit in round holes. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1330 Where's the fire? 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1331 The captain wasn't lying. Spongebob really did use to work here! 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1332 Challenging, isn't it. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1333 I identify as more of a triangle now, actually. 1.3294 0.05394 85 60 23 2
1334 Choose wisely, Peg. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1335 We need a square peg for this one. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1336 The polls look a little different this year 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
1337 Better request arbitration. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1338 Come on, don’t be a square. 1.3271 0.05274 107 79 23 5
1339 Gosh, hope the visiting crew still has round heads. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1340 Cheerios or Chex? Your choice! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1341 is this what I think it is? 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
1342 Pick the right one and you'll officially be a firefighter. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1343 So, when HR said we needed to hire some square pegs for diversity, they were serious. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1344 Well, I guess since Biden’s stimulus, we’ve stopped cutting corners. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1345 I give up. 1.3267 0.04690 101 76 22 3
1346 Sponge Bob?! 1.3265 0.05184 98 68 28 2
1347 I do not like the shape of this. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1348 Wish I paid more attention in High School Geometry... 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1349 Which one did Peg choose? 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1350 I hate these snap IQ tests. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1351 I knew we shouldn’t have installed that update! 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1352 I see we’ve implemented the new diversity hiring guidelines. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1353 We put that in for the cap'n. He couldn't stand our music. 1.3263 0.06599 95 73 13 9
1354 You go first. I can’t decide 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1355 Which pole do you use if you're non-binary though? 1.3263 0.06599 95 73 13 9
1356 Yeah, well, I couldn't figure it out when I was three, either. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1357 Dude, I know the alarm is ringing, but this choice could totally define me for years to come! 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1358 Oh no. It looks like they are cutting corners again at City Hall. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1359 If my life wasn't always dictated by emergencies, I'd take some time to ponder these existential questions. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1360 Who forgot to make the pole square? 1.3261 0.05378 92 67 22 3
1361 Careful, we can't be sure what else has changed. 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1362 I'm just not sure where I'll end up if I slide down that one. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1363 Did Peg go in the square hole? 1.3261 0.06203 92 70 15 7
1364 Holy smokes, we’re cornered. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1365 "These choices are...alarming!" 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1366 Which one goes to the bachelorette party? 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1367 Is squeezing through a square hole something like thinking outside the box? 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1368 You never get used to the open floor plan. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1369 The pressure to fit is killing me! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1370 My name’s Peg, and I’m a nerd. I know which hole is my destiny. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1371 So, we circle back to square one! 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1372 Bathroom and truck" 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1373 Slow down. Where’s the fire? 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1374 Go ask Alice 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1375 I'll take the one less traveled by. That oughta make all the difference. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1376 Which one do you think is more "Politically" correct? 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1377 I hate identity politics. 1.3250 0.05270 80 54 26 0
1378 Is there a pole for shape nonconforming? 1.3247 0.05680 77 53 23 1
1379 Careful...one goes to the fires, the other goes straight to hell. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
1380 I think diversity has gone too far. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1381 C’mon man, how many times do we have to go through this... It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight... 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1382 Now, these poling places are too close together. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1383 I'm going to be a little perturbed if that's a Playskool truck down there. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1384 I wish I'd paid more attention in preschool 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1385 Is it round firefighter in a square hole, or square firefighter in a round hole? 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1386 I think they took "square the circle" a bit literally 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1387 That's for when Picasso's house is on fire. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1388 After last night, who knows? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1389 Chief’s way of telling rookies to expect the unexpected. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1390 This is why I failed geometry. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1391 Wait, round peg, square hole... can't think with that loud noise. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1392 Bill and Ted faced the final test of Firefighting School,to determine if they were in the right kind of shape to be firemen. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1393 I see the chief has finally squared one circle 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1394 Well there’s no denying that it’s hip to be square 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1395 Boxers or briefs? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1396 Stripping is all about making an entrance. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1397 It’s part of our diversity program. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1398 I'm a little out of shape for this. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1399 Chief Freud pranks Ladder Company Twelve 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1400 'Its reserved specifically for Amazon returns" 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1401 I fear change. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1402 This is not how I imagined diversity training! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1403 But which is the real me? 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1404 I'm still taking the stairs. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1405 Let's try to think outside the box here. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1406 OMG! If form can challenge function here, there's no stopping it. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1407 There's always at least one of them... 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1408 I don't know about you, but I'm tired of trying to fit in. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1409 Do you have a square peg? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1410 I’m filing a grievance with the union. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1411 Hey, we don't have to fit the square in the round hole anymore. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1412 Wait! Let SpongeBob go first. He’ll soften our landing. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1413 If I choose the circle, it will take me back home to my bed and I'll continue living my lie, but if I choose the square, I will be shown the truth and be forever changed. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1414 Which one’s the exit? 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1415 I’m too out of shape.” 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1416 Which one would Sponge Bob take? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1417 The New one is for Peg. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1418 I'm tired of the mind games - this round peg is taking the stairs. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1419 This could be quite the polarizing decision. 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1420 This one goes to Times Square, the round one goes to Bushwick. 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
1421 Peg’s not gonna like this. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1422 I shall take the path less traveled... 1.3196 0.04980 97 70 25 2
1423 I begged the city planners not to select PLAYHOUSE ARCHETECTS! 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1424 It’s an option for the stubborn people who can’t let go 1.3196 0.04759 97 71 24 2
1425 Ask Peg. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1426 Oh crap, I learned all my colors but never could match shapes. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1427 I'm not in the right shape. 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
1428 We've found it's faster using the square route. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1429 Ok wait, you have to make sure you slide down at the right angle. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1430 I wouldn't say anything Marvin. The Chief says he'll fire anybody who asks. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1431 I like Tchaikovsky. Does that make me a square? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1432 Look, SpongeBob is already down in the fire engine. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1433 And that one's for coming back up? 1.3187 0.05608 91 67 20 4
1434 Well, I don't think it makes a difference, unless you get your hose caught. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1435 This one leads to the cubist exhibit. 1.3187 0.06227 91 70 14 7
1436 I can't do this, I was never good at geometry. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1437 I think it’s just a test to see if you’re uncool. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1438 So do I look like a square peg or a round peg? 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1439 This always gives me pause: I'm triangular. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1440 I know this one!" 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1441 I don't know dude, I see you more as a round peg kind of a guy. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1442 Wait, Wait. That's Sponge Bob's pole. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1443 But I'd actually be choosing the non-traditional option. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1444 Wait, what did our mandatory sensitivity training say about this? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1445 I’m sorry. I just can’t wrap my arms around this concept. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1446 And this is only the beginning of the Diversity-Equity-Inclusion initiative! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1447 What is this, a math exam? 1.3182 0.05249 88 61 26 1
1448 I'm all for diversity, but do we need this? 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1449 Careful, one of these goes to hell! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1450 I hate to say it, but this department needs to cut corners. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1451 You take the left. You've got squarer hips. 1.3178 0.04713 107 74 32 1
1452 It's part of the Fire Department's new geometrical inclusion initiative. 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1453 Ohhh. Well sure, if you make the round peg smaller, but that's cheating. 1.3176 0.05604 85 62 20 3
1454 Where do you think this one goes? 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
1455 SpongeBob requested it! 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1456 Are we considered square? 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
1457 You decide. I failed Geometry." 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1458 Someone stole the square pole. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1459 Ok probie, choose. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1460 Oops, this is the laundry chute. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1461 We installed it yesterday after of our diversity and inclusion training session. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1462 It's not as erotic as it looks. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1463 You've heard of a square peg in a round hole? Well... 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1464 You first, I’m scared! 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1465 Do you think both holes will take us the same place? 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1466 Even as a kid, I had trouble with these. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1467 Don't be fooled. It's only a dust mop." 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1468 We don't fit!!!!! 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1469 With this one you can finish your pizza on the way. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1470 I thought they got rid of bodyshaming in the workplace. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1471 We’ll get to the bottom of this one way or another, Mike. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1472 What happened to the triangle?! 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1473 Crap firefighting was hard enough without having to make another decision. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1474 Don’t worry, Elon Musk came up with this one. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1475 which is the fire pole and which is the dick eating monster pole? 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1476 Ice fishing is complicated. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1477 Square Dance or Pole Dance” 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1478 Will our hats fit in the square hole? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1479 Sponge Bob insists on his own pole. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1480 The joke was already complete without a caption, Pete" "I disagree Lou. It needed some text below. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1481 Maybe diversity has gone too far! 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1482 Your final test: You fit, you’re in. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1483 Did you notice how he squared his rounded shoulders?” 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1484 Hey look, a round peg does fit in a square hole. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1485 Ever since SpongeBob SquarePants volunteered at the station I have noticed some odd changes. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1486 Wait--which is the stripper pole? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1487 What happened to the dancer? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1488 Whoa! Looks like the square pegs finally got their say. 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1489 I’m worried if we pick the wrong one we will get diagnosed with a personality disorder 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1490 This one’s for Gen Z. They do things a little bit differently. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1491 Don't do it. It will be noticed. 1.3151 0.06130 73 54 16 3
1492 What next? Reinvent the wheel? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1493 Holy Moly, I think our new captain is a Cubist! 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1494 I extinguish life threatening fires daily but somehow going down on this gets me anxious every time! 1.3151 0.05812 73 51 21 1
1495 Both of these are gender neutral, aren't they 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1496 It's cheaper than the round, and they told us to cut corners. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1497 If a firefighter gives you 2 ways to escape, always take the latter 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1498 Looks like we're getting replaced with machines. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1499 Great. Non-binary shapes. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1500 They didn't prepare us for this at the academy. 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1501 I finally found the square route! 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1502 The big lie believers installed a separate one with no bottom 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1503 I don’t like change ok!! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1504 I didn't know that you are bipolar. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1505 The robot left without us. 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1506 Just sort out the psychological implications on your way to the damn fire! 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1507 ‘Just because we can, that doesn’t mean we should.’ 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1508 OK, Huey Lewis, it's your time to shine! Let's see how hip you really are. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1509 yeah yeah, square pegs and round holes, that's real original 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1510 Wow, I've never seen Peg so happy! 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
1511 Hold my hand, we’ll do it together. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1512 Peg complained to HR. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1513 ...Part of the Diversity campaign. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1514 After me, SpongeBob! 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1515 They put that one in for Sponge Bob. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1516 'Be there or be square is the station's new motto' 1.3133 0.05122 83 57 26 0
1517 I forget. Are we round or square this week? 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1518 But my body is pear-shaped! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1519 I told you that new recruit was going to be trouble! 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1520 At least it's not a heptagon 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1521 It's a mandated ADA accommodation. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1522 Welcome to public service. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1523 -This one we used when we bought the new fridge 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1524 Come on,Peg!! Make the call!! 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1525 Where is the triangular one? 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
1526 That one's for freight. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1527 A million bucks says this is part of the diversity hiring effort." 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1528 This feels important. Let them wait. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1529 I am not afraid of fire,just geometry 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1530 Am I a round peg or a square peg? 1.3125 0.05510 80 58 20 2
1531 This level of body shaming is ridiculous. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1532 This looks like HR's handiwork. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1533 Am I a round Greg or a square Greg? 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1534 I always forget which one is the local and which one is the express. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1535 That’s for the guys who eat too much pi. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1536 I haven't trained for this. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1537 I take it you think you’re too hip to slide down that one? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1538 OMG. Poles apart! 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1539 I guess you’re right. You can fit a round peg into a square hole. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1540 I'm going to jump down each one and see how hard I land ...ok? 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1541 Stop with the polish jokes. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1542 Are you calling me a square?? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1543 Don’t use the one on the right. It’s reserved for SpongeBob 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1544 What the fuck? 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
1545 Quick, Wendy’s or McDonald’s? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1546 I hope they did not modify the wheels. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1547 That one's for Amazon. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1548 I never remember which one is the dance pole 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1549 Careful, it's a management recruitment test! 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1550 It depends on how you choose to define yourself. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1551 I keep telling you, Euclid, you can’t square the circles! 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1552 You just can’t trust the poles these days. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1553 I'm having Kindergarten flashbacks! 1.3097 0.04717 113 80 31 2
1554 We weren't trained for this! 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1555 Uh-oh. Looks like another four-angle fire. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1556 You jump, I jump. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1557 Ahh Geez, this is like my I.Q. Test when I was a kid! 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1558 I could never figure this out as a kid either. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1559 "Do you remember where the stairs are? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1560 Which one did Peg go down? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1561 Should we take the one less traveled by? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1562 Wait; was the square hole the good one or the bad one? or So, I guess it doesn't matter if the peg is small enough. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1563 In an emergency, the prank pole doesn't seem quite as hilarious. 1.3086 0.05165 81 56 25 0
1564 They call it “Detroit Style” 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1565 At this point I'm not sure it really matters. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1566 It takes a while for me to get in shape. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1567 Hug a pole and run for the truck! But choose the wrong hole, And you’re sh*t outta luck! 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1568 What is your I.Q. ? 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1569 The department is working on being more inclusive... 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1570 Stepping into the unknown 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1571 It's coming up. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1572 The unhip firefighters demanded equal treatment. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1573 I can't deal with new normal anymore 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1574 I know the department wants to push the boundaries of inclusivity - but WOW! 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1575 I could never do this as a kid, so I became a fireman 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1576 This is for going down head first. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1577 Crap. I don't know what to do. I skipped this toy in preschool. 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1578 There’s three options: square, circle, or groin injury. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1579 I was wondering how Spongebob would get to the truck. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
1580 „The new firefighting robot is quite advanced!“ 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1581 Now I'm worried about Spot. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1582 I just hate the partisanship. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1583 I forgot to order the pizza! 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1584 I really don't think this is a time to cut corners. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1585 I would rather offer help fair and square , Than go round and round... 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1586 We should have fired that contractor for cutting corners to meet project deadlines. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1587 Is this what they meant with "squaring things with us"? 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1588 Was it a square call or a round call? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1589 a hole is a hole-just slide willie 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1590 And the trauma of my childhood returns 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1591 Come on, Chief said that we had to be there or be square. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1592 Don't overthink it, don't overthink it. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1593 This. This is where I fit. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1594 The circular hole leads to the donuts. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1595 I’ll go down either as long as they end up in the same place! 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1596 They made one just for Peg? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1597 What if I identify as a triangle? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1598 This final test is to see if you fit in. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1599 Wait, I can't remember. Is square up or down? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1600 Was it a Montessori fire call? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1601 Square man, round hole. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1602 I specifically took this job to avoid doing geometry. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1603 Can’t we just take the slide down to the truck? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1604 You first ! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1605 Well if square is the new circle, then what’s next? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1606 But I'm pear-shaped! 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1607 I failed Geometry. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1608 One's for fire-related emergencies and the other's for sexy-yet-tasteful calendar-related emergencies. Never mix them up. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1609 I think they are trying say some of us don't fit the image. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1610 But even if the square sides are each 2 times r, πr squared does not equal (2 times r)squared. We didn't train for this scenario in Firefighter's school!! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1611 My therapist says I need to make good choices. 1.3059 0.05299 85 60 24 1
1612 This must be the new hazmat suit pole. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1613 'Don't worry about alternate reality! It' still a hole! 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1614 I didn't peg you for a square. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1615 God, we’re in a pole lot of trouble 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1616 Ladder truck or alternate reality, but beats me which is which. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1617 Oh no, the dreaded square and circle challenge! 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
1618 Just square your shoulders and go. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1619 Finally, the world is adapting for us square pegs. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1620 I’m not sure whether it’s a fire or a cognitive ability test 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1621 Must be for nerds. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1622 Our quadrilateral colleagues are protesting circular supremacy. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1623 I guess I go by circle pronoun? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1624 Now women have their own pole. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1625 His first day on the job, Frank had never felt so much like a round peg in a square hole. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1626 We call it the square route". 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1627 The circle is so retro.... 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1628 He did say that the Chief was willing to accommodate his uniqueness 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1629 Dude, our termite situation just keeps getting weirder. 1.3049 0.05933 82 63 15 4
1630 I don’t know about this, I heard that I’m more of a pear shape. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1631 The pole for those who don’t cut corners. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1632 All the cool guys are going left. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1633 stimulis money 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1634 I guess it's related to the 'diversity initiative'? 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1635 Captain said something about disruptive innovation. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1636 It’s a new system - circle down, square up. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1637 Down that one, we start fires. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1638 You'd be surprised how often we use that one. It leads to a pineapple under the sea. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1639 Mama said there’d be days like this 😑 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1640 They made some changes to the office." "Yeah social distancing. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1641 Did we say Sicilian or Neapolitan slices for lunch? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1642 I don't know, bro... I mean, I just started therapy... 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1643 I keep telling them you can't cut corners 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1644 Really? No triangles?! 1.3038 0.05207 79 59 18 2
1645 I'll be darned. You CAN put a round peg in a square hole! 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1646 It feels like we don’t have to force things now. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1647 It's a new Amazon delivery thing we're doing now. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1648 Oh Shit. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1649 Is this one gender neutral? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1650 It's those rookies; some of them never learned to fit in. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1651 Do shapes really matter? 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1652 Newly elected Fire Commissioner Spongebob has already begun implementing drastic changes. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
1653 Does our contract allow psychiatric reassessment? 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
1654 Wait. There’s no human shaped hole. We’re trapped. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1655 I can't remember if I'm categorized as a round peg in a square hole, or a square peg in a round hole.... 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1656 Is this what the Chief meant by more diversity? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1657 It's because they hired that SpongeBob guy. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1658 Wow, the chief's really gotten out of shape! 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1659 I don't know -- which am I? 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1660 I told you times are changing. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
1661 Oh no. I thought I didn't have to make this choice again after high school. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1662 Really? I have to sort out my identity before I respond to the alarm bell!? 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1663 More equity and inclusion. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1664 SpongeBob has joined our fire department. 1.3023 0.05249 86 61 24 1
1665 and I thought the new transgender rest rooms would end this 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1666 Which hole is faster 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1667 I feel like I'm back in kindergarten. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1668 I'm thinking. Outside the box. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1669 I know. Capt has a weird butt. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1670 "Will I be judged for my choice? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1671 Why does everything have to be politicized?! 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1672 Our new diversity policy turned out a bit more confusing than I anticipated. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1673 Just keep telling yourself you're a round peg,and you'll be fine! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1674 Let’s just think outside the box...... 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1675 What if you're non-binary? 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1676 round belly,square hole 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1677 That's inclusivity! No more square pegs using the round hole! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1678 The Fire Captain had successful navigated a round countless challenges and dangers throughout his 28 year career - until he suddenly found himself cornered. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1679 Where is the triangular exit? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1680 I can't decide if that's thinking outside the box, or the opposite. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1681 Q-anon was here! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1682 I always feel like this is a test for nonconformist tendencies, so I usually take the stairs instead. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1683 Be careful with this one, Gary, it could be cubist. 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
1684 Did they seriously put this one in just for Picasso and Rubik? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1685 Wait, I think it's square up, round down. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1686 In this case, the surface area is about the same. So the main question is which has the better fit. Also, of course, the circle has an advantage in that the point of entry doesn't matter, while the square simplifies the framing during construction. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1687 It’s a shame we have to take sides. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1688 The cartoonist is messing with us again. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1689 human pegs 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1690 Wait. I need some time to think this over. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1691 I know her name is Peg , but really? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1692 It's all part of sensitivity training I guess. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1693 Do you have to say ‘To the Batcave, Robin’ every time we get a call?” 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1694 Well, we couldn't carry the new refrigerator down the stairs, so... 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1695 Let’s take a poll first. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1696 My first question is: why are we wearing our turnout gear upstairs?" 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1697 Choose wisely. You'll be pegged for life! 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1698 Are we Firepeople now?! 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1699 The one on your left is for fires; the one in front is for square dances. 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1700 I wouldn’t touch this decision with a ten foot pole. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1701 Well,the chief literally promotes diversity in the workplace. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1702 It’s more Feng shui 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1703 I'm really not looking forward to changing to a square pole 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1704 Which way are the stairs? 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1705 Another Rorschach from the Chief. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1706 One seems to have an edge over the other. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1707 It’s just that I have a fear of rights. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1708 What do I do? Where’s the fire? Who am I, really?” 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1709 I'm only going down if Cher is at the bottom. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1710 I think we're at the wrong strip club 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1711 I swear...I told the handyman to square up the “door.” 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1712 It's a trick one. Where's the triangle? 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1713 When did SpongeBob become a firefighter? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1714 Where’d Tom go so fast? He said he’d get it squared away and circle back when he’s done... 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1715 We're all about inclusion. 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1716 Looks like Benny ordered pizza again for staff dinner. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1717 All the firefighters here are learning how to pole-dance! Talk about igniting flames of desire! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1718 Quick, am I a square peg? Or should I go through the round hole? 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1719 Yikes! I've only practiced going down a triangle. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1720 I’m not really into pop tarts or doughnuts... 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1721 Don't overthink it Firefighter Squarepeg 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1722 Am I square or more well-rounded? 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1723 : "Looks like Human Resources took me seriously when I said I felt like a square peg in a round hole working here..." 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1724 Bob, will I ever fit in? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1725 This is even more stressful than choosing which restroom. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1726 Parallel pole profiles pose perplexing personal picking-preference problem 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1727 No one is really sure where it leads to. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1728 This one is for SpongeBob Squarepants. 1.2987 0.05865 77 59 15 3
1729 I blame Elon Musk 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1730 That's the last time I tell that manhole cover joke around the contractors 1.2987 0.07410 77 62 7 8
1731 I think the round hole is for the fat fireman. We are inclusive now! 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1732 So much for the Lindemann–Weierstrass theorem. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1733 I didn’t know there was going to be a test 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1734 Which one is for those who are vaccinated? 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1735 It reminds me of a game we used to play as kids. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1736 Boy! I wish I paid attention to my geometry classes. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1737 Don't be a square, man 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1738 I can actually feel the sharp edge of that stereotype! 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1739 Look, if you want to ask me something, just ask me. 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
1740 Something like this was in Apollo 13, I think. But I don’t remember what they did about it. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1741 Oh, that’s for Sponge Bob 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1742 Damn you, Malcom Gladwell! 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1743 I am boomer, I get this. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1744 s^2 versus πr^2…. That is the question ! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1745 Why can't we just have regular bathrooms? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1746 We need one more leading nowhere just for show. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1747 I don't think this job is a perfect fit for me. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1748 This actually isn’t all that different from my time as a male stripper. 1.2970 0.04569 101 74 26 1
1749 Do you smell smoke? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1750 Damnit, which one is Lil Nas X’s pole to hell and which is our regular one? Don’t want to make that mistake again. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1751 We have to be more inclusive now, Rick 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1752 CHOOSE, MALE OR FEMALE!!!! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1753 Post modernism! This IS an emergency. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1754 Ugh... another polarizing choice 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1755 I forget: Are we zeroed in today or all squared up? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1756 Our new hire is Sponge Bob… 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1757 And there goes the truck singing the alphabet song. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1758 Dare I admit how I've always felt? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1759 Those are for folks who use the metric system. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1760 Oh no! I can only fit through a triangle! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1761 Wait, is that him or hers or them or their's"? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1762 Nothing in our training prepared us for this. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1763 This is shaping up to be a busy day." 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1764 The last chief was a Gropius fan. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1765 The moment Jake knew he shouldn't have lied about his triangular ancestry. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1766 Hell may be out of our jurisdiction. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1767 No more cutting corners! Let’s take the square! 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1768 I think someone failed that Google job applicant test. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1769 Now I wish I didn't sleep in my geometry class 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1770 I dunno, let’s ask Lieutenant Peg 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1771 Wait! I think this may be part of a new personality assessment from HR 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1772 One is “up” and the other is “down”. Hard to know which is which. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1773 No way did we cover this at the academy. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1774 Which one of us is the square peg? 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1775 I wasn’t trained for these complicated decision! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1776 I think the popsicles are ready. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1777 I forget, is the square one for going down or coming up? 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1778 I should have listened better in geometry class. 1.2949 0.05196 78 55 23 0
1779 As the chief always says, a hole's a hole. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1780 This is it, Joe. Remember your training... 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1781 We both use water and a hose. Are we really so different ? 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1782 Enough with their IQ tests! 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1783 Which are you? 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1784 Time to defund the geometrists. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1785 FRANK! YOU'RE TOUCHING MY COCK AGAIN 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
1786 Use the round one. That one's for Peg. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1787 We didn't each need our own pole Steve 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1788 The city government is suggesting we cut corners. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1789 Is the one on the left for hipsters only? 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1790 Someone needs to tell the Marshall his new interior designer has gone too far 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1791 Just looking at this makes me want a pizza & donuts! 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1792 I think Spongebob's got this one 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1793 You can't fit a square fireman into a round hole. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1794 Make your move, Roy. Have the guts to defy convention. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1795 This time,polarization has gone too far. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1796 Wait. Wait. Let’s think about this. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1797 That one's for Peg - some Title VII thing. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1798 So much for a modern fire station. Damn you, Frank Gehry! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1799 This is a big fire hazard for triangles. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1800 A round firefighter does not fit into a square hole. Nor does a square firefighter fit into a round hole. Wait, how does that idiom go, Jerry? 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1801 This one is for the flat earth believers. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1802 I don't think I'm intersectional enough to use this one. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1803 Looks like SpongeBob made it ahead of us. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1804 One goes up. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1805 "They've made one for you, Harry." 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1806 Let's see, this one is for going up, the other for going down, right? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1807 Hmmm.... This looks like the opposite of cutting corners.. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1808 Don't worry. I've been told it's just about breaking stereotypes. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1809 Don't panic. According to Jung, this is just a dream. 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1810 Must be one of those transgender things. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1811 This is very distressing. I am "shape-fluid. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1812 When I asked if we could change the shape of how we work, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1813 But I am terrible at multiple choice. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1814 See you around Peg! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1815 Hey Joe, you’re the square peg in this team. I guess you’re finally in luck. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1816 Where did the Triangle go? 1.2927 0.05620 82 62 17 3
1817 I still don't know if I fit in here. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1818 What if I’m a star-shaped peg? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1819 Well Peg it’s your choice 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1820 But you can't put a square pole in a round hole. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1821 I'll do the square if I can drive this time. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1822 For the last time,Jerry,you aren't breaking your vows by sliding down a different hole! 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1823 It looks like they finally put in a slide for Peg. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1824 Oh Carter, the circle has been broken! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1825 Oh, man, I'm not used to thinking inside the box! 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1826 I never was good at geometry. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1827 I've been having a hard time getting in shape. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1828 It's a matter of self esteem. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1829 You can see The new office is very inclusive - We accommodate all body shapes 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1830 And thus begins the career of SpongeBob SquarePants, firefighter. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1831 So which is it Captain Square Peg? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1832 I think the Captain wants us to get in shape. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1833 Nah, they’re to our psyche evaluation department. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1834 I like having options, but neither of these expresses who I truly am. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1835 HR said we needed more diversity in the work environment. No more square pegs in the round holes, they said. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1836 It seems trivial, but studies show lives will be saved. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1837 Which blockhead failed geometry class!?! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1838 I guess I'm not ready yet for the "Santa's Chimney" drill excercise 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1839 They say it takes firefighting to a hole new dimension.... 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1840 A French fireman's nightmare. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1841 Careful -- one of them leads to the fires of Hell. 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1842 They had to cut out fat Larry yesterday. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1843 We need to shape up. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1844 I guess it's that new directive to hire more squares 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1845 Must be a diversity initiative from the District. 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1846 Spongebob Squarepants is the new guy. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1847 For a change I’m thinking inside the box! 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1848 This is mathematically impossible! 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1849 Rock paper scissors 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1850 When did SpongeBob SquarePants join the department? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1851 Didn't the chief say that we had to square the circle? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1852 This was not in the orientation 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1853 Aren't poles supposed to be unisex by now? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1854 I dreamed about this when I was two 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1855 Didn’t they tell you about getting in shape for this gig? 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1856 Pfizer or Moderna? 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1857 Man, whoever said this job was easy? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1858 Is this a geometry test? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1859 That's for Amazon Prime same-day deliveries. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1860 We should probably do the opposite of what we think we should do. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1861 I thought you couldn't fit a round fireman in a square hole!" 1.2900 0.05084 100 76 20 4
1862 You take the circle and the story ends. You take the square and I’ll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1863 Functionality or design? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1864 Wait ‘til you see the new truck! 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1865 On the whole, it’s all the same. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1866 hmm.. not sure which one makes me a better firefighter 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1867 Looks like we're being cornered! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1868 I'm glad they got rid of the triangle opening. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1869 I think it must lead to a parallel universe! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1870 This really burns me up. 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1871 As soon as they hired Peg, I knew there's be some changes around here." 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1872 Well, "Get in where you fit in" I guess. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1873 My training was done over zoom 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1874 No seriously, I can’t say I identify with either of them! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1875 Ugh. Binary is so basic. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1876 It's the new Republican "Up Pole" for the emergencies we can run from. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1877 We need to alert the Pentagon! 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1878 I hope it doesn't look like I have a preference. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1879 Looks like they took the “cutting corners” bit quite seriously 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1880 I think I know which pole Peg slid down. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1881 That's why we call it the fireman's quandary. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1882 Yes, that's the slide for rookie blockheads! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1883 oh I hate choices 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1884 It’s simple. It’s for those who prefer “they”and “them.” 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1885 I read about this in the training manual, but I’ve never seen it in real life. 1.2885 0.04668 104 77 25 2
1886 The new management is very conservative 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1887 The Chief says that action precedes understanding... 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1888 Looks like the contractors stopped cutting corners. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1889 I wear my boxers for this one. 1.2877 0.06006 73 56 14 3
1890 I’ve got the shakes...I failed geometry. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
1891 I think I'll take the round pole. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1892 It’s for Sponge Bob. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1893 My therapist warned me there’d be days like this. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1894 It must be the test for Deputy Fire Chief. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1895 I used to be hip, but now I'm a square. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1896 Uh Oh. We're being tested. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1897 Do you feel like a well rounded individual or sharp as an edge today? 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1898 Oh, maybe it’s like a PlayStation controller. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1899 Not a problem. I'm well-rounded and you're square. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1900 That's one way to get a round peg in a square hole! 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1901 My guess is it's for the square pegs that won't fit in round holes. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1902 Bruce Jenner can go fuck himself !!! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1903 Why not? Block lives matter. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1904 Looks like an indecisive person's nightmare. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1905 He likes to think through the box. 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
1906 What if we’re pear shaped?! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1907 I'm so glad our bosses recognize our burning workplace issues. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1908 It's about time they made an effort to accommodate us square pegs! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1909 That's for Rogers. Always was a square peg... 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1910 Nice touch, but we didn’t get a raise. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1911 And I thought picking either the red pill or the blue pill was tough. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1912 Which one is for emergencies? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1913 . . . but I identify as a square peg . . . 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1914 You go ahead and take the square one Frank,I will take the circle since I am more well rounded. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1915 Yeah, but what if I'm feelin' triangular? 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1916 I know Lenny thinks I’m a square, but this is a step too far. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1917 Eeny,meenie, miney, mo... 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1918 Modern or Traditional? 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1919 Uh oh, is this a test? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1920 Did you ever think your day wasn't going to go so hot? 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1921 Okay, which one leads to the strip club again? 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1922 Is this some kind of test? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1923 Okay, now this really gets me bent out of shape. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1924 Careful, this looks like another HR pass-fail diversity test. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1925 They’ve really got us pegged. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1926 It’s the final test of the firefighters’ qualification exam. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1927 Nope. That’s the up pole. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1928 Must be the other one. This one has a naked lady on it. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1929 Oh no! I don't have time for this kind of introspection! 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1930 You're bad at math, don't try the square route. 1.2857 0.06005 84 66 13 5
1931 Now's not the time to ponder the chute not taken. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1932 The new one's for coming back up. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1933 I said, I wanted a stair, not a square. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1934 There’s one in every station. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1935 First, our interior decorator had the fire trucks painted fuchsia, now this. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
1936 Oh,for gods sakes! Now this is a political statement! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1937 Who's the square peg working with us? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1938 Time to figure out what kind of shape we're in 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1939 I wish I hadn’t slept through Chief’s explanation—I think one goes to the Ninth Circle of Hell. The other drops us into Squaresville. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1940 I guess SpongeBob SquarePants finally passed the test and joined our team. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1941 If the holes are different shapes, are the trucks different colors? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1942 I don't see how this is more "female firefighter friendly." 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1943 Which poll makes you larger, and which poll makes you small? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1944 The square one goes to the nerd truck. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1945 It must be a Coffer Illusion. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1946 Uh, which one is for Democrats? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1947 How can they introduce a choice in a feature which is meant to save time 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1948 Are you feeling more round or more square today? 1.2843 0.05096 102 79 19 4
1949 I’m poles apart from the Chief on this equal opportunity stuff! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1950 Let just anyone be a firefighter, this is what happens. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1951 What if I don't identify with conventional geometric shapes? Do I just take the stairs? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1952 Increases angular momentum. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1953 But I’m neither. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1954 Wait a second...what happened to the triangle hole? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1955 I told you they’d have to make accommodations when they hired Sponge Bob and Ice Cube. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1956 I'm not sure about this new drill 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
1957 THIS .WAS .NOT .COVERED IN FIRE SCHOOL 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1958 Don’t fall for it, working in a cubicle is worse than you think 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1959 It's our own fault. We did ask Peg to design it. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1960 Wait!!! It could be a trap. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1961 Its the new non-binary firepole. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1962 I’d heard rumors that the Department was going to be springing a competency recertification test on us. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1963 Alice! We are not in Wonderland anymore!! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1964 I never thought they'd actually replace us with machines. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1965 You didn't say there would be geometry on the firefighter test. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1966 I know they go to the same place but it just feels so wrong somehow. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1967 I'm confused -- which one is ours and which one is the pole dancer’s? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1968 Wait Pete! Before we do this we need to triangulate. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1969 Chief says it doesn't matter which one we use, but I have my doubts. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1970 Am i the only one who doesn’t know what to write? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1971 Well, your ‘square peg round hole’ excuse won’t work anymore 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1972 The tragedy of all of this is that while we sit here trying to determine which of these is the politically correct one to use, someone's house is burning down. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1973 I’ve always had trouble with square routes” 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1974 Well, now I'm self-conscious. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1975 Best case scenario, we end up at a burning building, right? 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1976 I was never good at geometry! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1977 This job makes it hard to think outside the box. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1978 We're bringing the pizza/ 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1979 I save everyone else while I leave my family down this hole. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1980 I hate these annual psych tests. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
1981 I always forget which one of these is just a drawing. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1982 Is this for Male or Female??? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1983 We shouldn't have called Bobby a square. 1.2836 0.05548 67 48 19 0
1984 It's the budget, thry're always cutting corners around here. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
1985 Is this Captain’s way of apologizing for taking away the PlayStation? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1986 Why was the triangle pole removed?! 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1987 Man we gotta get into shape. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1988 Which one of us is the peg? 1.2826 0.04720 92 69 22 1
1989 Either way I'm not getting back to that french toast, am I? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1990 Is this for Republicans? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1991 The station was designed by Picasso 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1992 They hired an Architect 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1993 Wait, Jeff: I’m sure the Captain said don’t follow the white hare, and besides we only have one large key to open the door!” 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1994 It looks like the geometry teacher is getting fired! 1.2824 0.05189 85 64 19 2
1995 What does this mean for us? Changes are coming! Changes we never even dreamed of. God help us! God help us all! 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1996 I know! One of these must be the entrance and the other the exit 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1997 Let’s flip a coin. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1998 Don't be surprised when we're required to install a transgender pole too! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1999 Whoa! I wonder where THIS ONE goes? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2000 When I told the new chief I wanted him to run things fair and square he may have missed my point. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2001 Careful Bill. That's a one-way ticket to Squaresville. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2002 Pole dancing, anyone? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2003 We've had a lot of diversity hires 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2004 Consultants! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2005 Hey, I heard they have the star one at Tommy's. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2006 Wait till you see the Rorschach test below. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2007 Rookie mistake. 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
2008 We're cornered 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
2009 The chief did say that one of the new recruits is a bit out of shape. 1.2821 0.05128 78 56 22 0
2010 I told you Peg wouldn't make it! 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
2011 It's one of our diversity initiatives. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2012 If you ever happen to use the wrong pole, just go with the music and take your time. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2013 We need to stop hiring architects from Minecraft. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2014 Peg? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2015 Damn it! I knew I should have taken geometry more seriously. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2016 Wait, what time is it? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2017 One for the city, one for the ‘burbs.’ 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2018 That should take care of any diversity issues. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2019 Watch your hat on this one. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2020 Let’s circle back on this tomorrow. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2021 Pole dancing just ain’t what it used to be ... 1.2812 0.05066 96 73 20 3
2022 My Dad said in his day, the one on the right was for Republicans, on the left for Democrats. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2023 And here I always thought these pole openings were pointless. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
2024 Facebook will know, either way. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2025 If I were the chief, I'd offer more choices at these exit polls. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2026 I thought they’d fixed that! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2027 I failed this at the academy. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2028 I can’t decide what I am anymore. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2029 Let’s take the express. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2030 I hate to be a square, but let's take the stairs. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2031 It's a test...I think it's a test...but what kind of test? 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
2032 I see Lieutenant SpongeBob is implementing his new infrastructure program. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2033 I hate when they cut corners. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2034 I guess this is what getting squared away meant 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2035 We're trying to be more inclusive of all body types. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2036 The new chief is all about diversity. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2037 I finally see the difference between real life and Minecraft. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2038 Montessori Fire Fighter Academy. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2039 Okay Francis, the final training scenario is pass/fail! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2040 There’s only one way to settle this. Rock, paper, stairs? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2041 This must be the Minecraft rookie's pole. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2042 Some like to cut corners and some don’t. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2043 Looks like HR took my complaint of being a ‘square peg in a round hole’ a little too literally. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2044 I feel conflicted between "FOLLOW PROCEDURE" and "BE INNOVATIVE." 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2045 Okay, Peg, you choose. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2046 It's a cinch, Chief. The length of the diagonal of the square is the hypotenuse. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2047 Dammit! When you’re in a hurry, it’s always the local. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2048 Last I saw SpongeBob, he went thataway.” 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2049 That one’s only for Captain SpongeBob SquarePants. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2050 This one is for returning. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2051 No wonder they fired the architech. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2052 You first. I failed geometry 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2053 This new silicon valley company is trying to disrupt the firefighting industry. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2054 Which one is for pear shaped?! 1.2791 0.05883 86 68 13 5
2055 So 'Fireman Bob' is really 'Fireman SpongeBob SquarePants'?! 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2056 You go first, Peg. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
2057 Wait! What’s the square hole protocol? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2058 Come on, McClusky, the fire doesn't have all day. Are you a square or hip, your call? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2059 The Chief’s equity plan is getting out of Hand! 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2060 This is how it starts. Next thing you know, they'll try putting a Beagle in the truck. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2061 I think we could take the round hole, but maybe Peg could take the square one? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2062 Is it the square hole on even dates or the round hole on odd dates?? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2063 Either way, I still think we should wear our masks…. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2064 Quick! Is this a rhombus or a square? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2065 When did operation get so deep? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2066 Wait . Before we can put out fires we have to define our shape in the cosmos . 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2067 The squares, man, they're taking over everything. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2068 By "switch up the poles," I guess I was thinking a spiral staircase or something 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2069 Ouch 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
2070 Ah, the old 'square peg & round hole' challenge. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2071 Sarge, I didn't know there'd be geometry on the test! 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2072 Son-of-a-gun. Fatso made it! 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2073 The whole building's going down in frames! 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2074 This is for Peg! She couldn't fit down the round hole! 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2075 It looks impossible at first, but soon you'll fit right in. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2076 I'm tired of these new "symbolic" choices. Let's just take the stairs! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2077 One takes you to the fire trucks. The other takes you to Chippendale’s. Good luck! 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2078 It tolls for thee 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2079 Form don't follow function. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2080 Which one goes to the break room? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2081 That’s easy: it’s hip to be square…. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2082 Don’t worry about the shape. That one goes up. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2083 Never mind - I can’t decide..... I’ll take the stairs..... or should I take the elevator? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2084 I think we have a variant! 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2085 They should really fire that carpenter. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2086 Do you prefer Detroit or New York style? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2087 I'm not going to say it,and, I'm not even going to think it. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2088 I guess we're carpooling. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2089 Well this is an improvement, during training they had a triangle. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2090 The quadratic equation's on fire! We'll have to take the square route! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2091 I guess they're asking us to decide which shape of peg we are 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2092 When did firefighting become so square,man? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2093 The Captain said we need to relax our recruiting standards. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2094 Weren't you there for the diversity lecture? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2095 Uh-oh. I was raised square but I identify as a circle. What now? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2096 I can’t do it...I have right angle phobia. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2097 SpongeBob, are you sure you're comfortable as a volunteer fireman? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2098 I guess they’re cutting corners! 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2099 When I told HR we needed to make more room for square pegs, I meant it metaphorically. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2100 I don’t know if I’m the right kind of shape for this. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2101 Is it a square peg or a round hole kind of fire?! 🕳 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2102 I can never remember which is which with that damn alarm blaring. I’m taking the stairs! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2103 They never talk about a round peg in a square hole. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2104 One’s for us, the other’s for our desk top computers. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2105 You’re a square peg 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2106 Wait, I’m not ready to declare my shape yet! 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2107 The triangle is gone! 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2108 This old pole was made back before they started cutting corners. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2109 Where do you think the round one goes? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2110 I’m not sure we’ll fit in here! 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2111 I don’t know. I’m not ready for something new right now. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2112 Hang on. I’m only familiar with color test! 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2113 Must be part of that diversity initiative. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2114 "Vaccinated, non-vaccinated...take your pick." 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2115 Which one is the emergency exit? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2116 Jeez,I bought one Barry Manilow album. Let it go guys. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2117 Disorientation brought by innovations. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2118 Do I look fat in my emergency gear ? 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2119 Brace yourself! They are cutting corners again. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2120 I can't remember my pronoun. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2121 I miss the triangle. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2122 Bad feng shui, man. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2123 Its for those with bad evaluations 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2124 Your choice Peg. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2125 I was told there’d be no math. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2126 Wait... am I a hipster? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2127 Brad, am I really that easily pegged? 1.2747 0.05198 91 70 18 3
2128 That one's for Spongebob only. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2129 Holed that thought... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2130 I can’t remember am I a square peg or a round hole 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2131 Hold on! Let’s think outside the box on this one. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2132 And you’re SURE object permanence is real? 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2133 The union did promise us a square deal. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2134 Would you describe me as apple bottomed? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2135 Well, the fire department needs to start cutting corners now!! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2136 Who's going to admit to the rest of us guys that he's square? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2137 Ones for republicans and ones for democrats, but which is which? 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2138 This is confusing. I wish my wife, Peg, was here. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2139 We’ve been preparing for this our whole lives. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2140 We should take the stairs. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2141 An unconventional square! Wouldn't you say that's what I am? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2142 I think this is part of the department's new inclusivity policy. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2143 Did they say Columbus Circle or Herald Square 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2144 The Captain hired his daughter, Margaret. I call her Peg. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2145 So the one on the left is Express, and the one on the right is Local? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2146 If it is a doughnut run, use the left pole, otherwise use the square. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2147 Use this one only for pole square dancing. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2148 It’s a crapshoot. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2149 I guess even architects can go through a cubist period 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2150 So, this is how we’re increasing diversity in the workplace?! 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2151 It’s a whole different hole. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2152 I don't mind wearing a fireman costume for this gig, but no one told me we'd also have to pole dance 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2153 I heard the Department was looking for more diversity. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2154 We paid McKinsey $3 million for this just go 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2155 Well, the builders did say they had everything squared away. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2156 I knew this day would come. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2157 Let’s hope they get the right peg on the right pole 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2158 Wait, is it square up and circle down, or the other way around? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2159 Is this one of those round peg in a square hole situations? 1.2727 0.05109 77 58 18 1
2160 You just need to come at it from the right angle. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2161 Don’t worry, just square your shoulders and go. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2162 Are they trying to tell us we're out of shape? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2163 Before going on keto, I could only use the round exit. Now it’s square time, baby. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2164 I’ve been called a round peg my whole life 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2165 What just happened? . 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2166 I better google which is the best shape first. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2167 I guess this is what they mean by ‘be there or be square’ 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2168 A lot of Math went into this bachelorette party! 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2169 I think the Chief misunderstood me when I said, everyone should pass through squarely 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2170 You take this one. You have more of a square peg vibe. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
2171 Five-alarm fire be damned! I'm having an epiphany about our places in the universe and trying to fit in! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2172 It's for Bob the new guy - I hear he use to be a child star 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2173 You get squared away and I'll circle back. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2174 When is the psychological testing of the department going to end? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2175 Pizza's here 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2176 And we thought one size fit all! 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2177 Huh. Sponge Bob made it through training. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2178 "It’s a good thing we’re trained to deal with the unexpected." 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2179 Next it'll be square donuts. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2180 I think this one takes you direct to Penn Station. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2181 Let's talk about this later 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2182 When the fire station is located on Sesame Street. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2183 Don't over think it; when you're a firefighter there is no wrong hole. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2184 Oh my God, this is more difficult than chocolate or vanilla. 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2185 I couldn't slide through the triangle hole either. Glad they removed that one. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2186 We went binary last month, but the boss now says we'll need a lot more fireperson poles. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2187 «Ok i didn’t know the new boss was that conservative» 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2188 I have always felt like a bit of a square peg, but this is too much. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
2189 Would you rather have the bachelor party or the bachelorette party? 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2190 One is just for pole dancing, but I can't remember which is which. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2191 Firefighter Margaret has gained a few pounds recently... I don't think we should try to put a round Peg in a square hole. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2192 We take getting in to shape seriously here. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2193 So which one do we use to meet the delivery driver? 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2194 Hmm... I’m hip and not square, you go down this one. 1.2706 0.04847 85 62 23 0
2195 A striped dog too! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2196 It's the new existential pole holes. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2197 I knew hiring Spongebob was a mistake. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2198 Oh, no - they've sprung am IQ test on us! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2199 This one is for pizza delivery only. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2200 Ugh, looks like the chief re-read ‘The Da Vinci Code’ again. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2201 Don’t overthink it. You just pick the one you identify with. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2202 The HR rep. must've seriously pushed for this diversity thing. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2203 My pole dancer name is Smokey the Bare. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2204 Quit overthinking it! But understand, there is a wrong answer. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2205 No don’t, it’s a trap! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2206 It's not right! Round poles don't go into square holes. 1.2703 0.05198 74 54 20 0
2207 It's a requirement of the anti-discrimination consent decree. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2208 I have strange nails on my left hand 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2209 Okay, I'll take the square this time, and let's see who wins! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2210 Relax Jerry. Yes, they're both 360 degrees. No, they're not going to spontaneously combust. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2211 Two poles of wood diverged, and I-I took the one encircled by... 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2212 I keep forgetting which is the down-poll and which is the up-poll. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2213 I think my instruction to "not cut corners" was a bit too ambiguous. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2214 • You’re the unhip one, so you take the square hole. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2215 Hey, Peg! To settle an argument, do you consider yourself square? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2216 What's next, a dodecahedron? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2217 Always a new angle with the chief. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2218 I guess the star and trapezoid were too confusing. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2219 Someone was still thinking inside the box 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2220 One goes down to the station, and the other one just goes down. Choose wisely. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2221 Is it better to be a square peg? or fit in a round hole? 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2222 I don't consider myself a square, but if I go down the other pole, you'll probably tell everybody I'm woke. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2223 Dang, we really should have paid more attention during that inclusivity training. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2224 Tough decision,Chief. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2225 Yeah, there are a few different ways to go down. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2226 It’s a gender reveal party fire, so the options here should really be blue or pink. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2227 This one's for squares. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2228 That's the clothes-optional pole. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2229 First the Myers-Briggs test, then repainting the engines chartreuse, and now this. Man, the chief really is a INFJ. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2230 Stop! that's the UP pole. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2231 Maybe we should let this one slide. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2232 This is the square-head pole and the meathead pole. 1.2692 0.05055 78 59 18 1
2233 I've always been a square peg. Finally, something fits. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2234 Wow, talk about diversification! 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2235 Remember, I’m the round peg in the square hole, and you’re the square peg in the round hole. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2236 That one looks to edgy for me 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2237 When you said diversity training, I was expecting something else. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2238 I've always pegged myself as a star. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2239 It was the captain's idea. His love triangle could be a problem for us. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2240 To know which one to use, you have to look on your birth certificate. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2241 Wait Johnson, I think it’s a trap! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2242 Is that what the chief intended when he said "no more pi"? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2243 Their fire truck has square wheels too, that's why we never see them. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2244 Hey, I thought we'd completed our psych evaluations 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
2245 I'm already stuck.” 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2246 This one is gender-neutral. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2247 I never trained for polygons! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2248 No, Jack! Not that pole! That was an ERA initiative. The last guy who went down that way still can't stop saying "fireperson". 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2249 Its the new Equal Employment Opportunity thing... 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2250 Joe, I was told told to only use the the pole through the inverse curve of the hyperbola. I am skipping this fire. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2251 Are we square pegs or round ones? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2252 But Peg's not on duty. 1.2683 0.04923 82 60 22 0
2253 Burning building, I rush in. This has me freaked out. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2254 I know they are topologically equivalent, but I still can’t choose. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2255 Did they say choose wisely or widely? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2256 I’m confused, they didn’t teach us this at fireman’s school! 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2257 I thought they told us we have them in all shapes and sizes! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2258 In the end, it was the evil interior designers that were blamed for the Great Fire of 1776 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2259 The square one goes to the strip club. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2260 Phil, the indecisive carpenter, strikes again. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2261 Oh, that pole is for the fire people born before 1990 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2262 I might need a hand. I'm not in shape for this. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2263 Which one do you think is faster? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2264 The Dalmatians swear by it 1.2676 0.05291 71 52 19 0
2265 Designed by Rudy 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2266 Stay Calm! I had this in kindergarten. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2267 Quick, use the pole-thagrean theorem” @newyorkerma 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2268 Is there a virtual option? 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2269 I hear one has a lady and the other one has a tiger.... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2270 You mean the square one goes back to when we had a visit from Mayor Beame? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2271 What did the Captain say? Round is sound, but square is fair? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2272 Cripes! Are we on Candid Camera? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2273 Two poles diverged in a black and white firehouse, and I took the one less descended by. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2274 This one's for the squares. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2275 I think it’s OK; not like we’re a round peg in a square hole 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2276 Triangulate your slide. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2277 Don't rush me, Jim: Am I a square Peg in a round hole or a round Peg in a square hole? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2278 Your choice: a blazing fire or a blazing pole dancer? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2279 That’s so Peg can get down! Say ... do you know Bernard Welt! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2280 I knew something like this would happen after Allen Funts grandson transferred in. David M. Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2281 What happened to the elevator? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2282 Am I square or am I round? That is the question. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2283 I guess we aren't hip enough. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2284 If you get stuck, pivot along the diagonal, which, because it creates two 45-45-90 triangles, has the length of a side times the square root of 2, roughly 1.414. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
2285 I think it’s meant to be performance art. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2286 I'm OK with the upgraded hole design, but this matching square pole may be a problem. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2287 Not the best time to admit that I failed that part of kindergarten. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2288 Can you believe it, Watson? We have found 221B Baker Street! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2289 You first, Armand 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2290 Difficult choice for spatial dysphoric firefighters who respond to emergencies like a square but prefer the camaraderie of a circle. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2291 This one is for the new recruit, SpongeBob. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2292 Do I slide down one of them -- or sit and ice-fish there? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2293 I don't know this drill. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2294 Thanks for talking me out of that Brazilian butt lift, man 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2295 Unfortunately, some of our firemen are real squares. The firewomen though are great sports. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2296 You get the circle, I get the square. Frank gets the pear-shaped one over there, for obvious reasons. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2297 I can't decide if I'm a square or not. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2298 This may be like the choice of choosing the red pill or the blue pill; one may take us down the rabbit hole, the other may take of us to a reality where wrong is right and right is wrong. You decide. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2299 Don’t get yourself all bent out of shape, the chief is just testing you. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2300 What would lil nas x do? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2301 Man! Holes didn't have to be cutting edge to fit in. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2302 now what 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2303 I was never able to find the right hole 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2304 You have to be in great shape to do this. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2305 Wow, you really can get a square peg through a round hole!! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2306 If you pick the wrong one you’ll be answering the phones for the next year. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2307 Two words: millennial architect. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2308 Management here is always looking for new places to cut corners. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2309 This job isn’t good for my body dismorphia. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2310 Your choice says a lot about how you fight fires 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2311 Hold on, Ernie, Meanie, Miney, Moe! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2312 Umm... Is there a non-binary one? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2313 Have we started recruiting square men who can’t fit in the round hole.? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2314 I always knew trigonometry would come back to haunt me 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2315 It’s not the shape of the hole that matters. It’s whether or not you’ve got the guts to grab the pole 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2316 Wait! It’s Saturday. Trick Pole Night. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2317 9-1-1 did say to be there or be square. 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2318 Um... I actually identify as Tri-angular. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2319 They did say the new guy was edgy. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2320 The next fire station over got an oval and a triangle, so let’s count ourselves lucky 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2321 Diversity requirement. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2322 Well The 2 year old architect of the fire house was still learning shapes 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2323 Hey if I wanted two holes, I’d call your wife. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2324 I think we're about to be replaced by robots. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2325 Oh, no, we’ve been victimized by Cubism! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2326 The real question is how will we ever get back up? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2327 Let’s get squared away and circle back. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2328 I can never remember whose bathroom is who's. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2329 Are stairs too much to ask for? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2330 Squares have to be accommodated also. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
2331 I'm going with circular thinking. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2332 You know your a square man. Just jump already. 1.2639 0.05231 72 55 16 1
2333 Things have been different around here since that new recruit, Peg, started. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2334 I know this is an emergency but we’ve got to get this right. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2335 No, that one goes to our man cave. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2336 What kind of fire is this 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2337 This is the point when I realize I’m still asleep in my bunk. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2338 I’m glad they didn’t turn the pole into a bar. 1.2637 0.04645 91 72 18 1
2339 Fire in the hole! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2340 Did Spongebob join our team ? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2341 I guess geometry is important after all. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2342 Round for WOKE square for Qists. Do not want to commit ....take the stairs ! 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2343 Is there some new Equal Geometric Compliance Law we never heard about? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2344 What's next, a triangle? 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2345 Got a coin on you? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2346 I 'm waiting for the octagon. 1.2632 0.05085 76 56 20 0
2347 You go first. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2348 Which one do you think Peg slid down? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2349 How are ya gonna fit your round arse through that square hole, Bert? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2350 Whoa! Is this part of our departmental personality test? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2351 Oh Geez! Peg just went down the wrong hole! 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2352 So, are you well rounded or do you have rough edges? Let’s see. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2353 Well, we do have a number of Blockheads in this house. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2354 Careful, they haven’t finished the elevator yet. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2355 Sarge wanted our squad to appear more edgy. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2356 The square one’s for mid-town 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2357 Tristan, you got this. We practiced this! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2358 This isn't what I imagined when they said they'd send a poll out for which style pizza we prefer 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2359 Cover me Johnson. I'm feeling a little edgy today. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2360 Round Peg just went down the square hole! 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2361 I guess it's for guys who aren't cool, man. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2362 Which alternative universe is for woodblocks? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2363 The Chief is taking this diversity, equity and inclusion stuff too far. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2364 They are also putting in a triangle for the pointy guys. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2365 I blame computer games. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2366 Do we still need this one for contactless package delivery? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2367 Not so fast. Fred took this one yesterday and no one’s seen him since. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2368 Geometry is not my thing, now what? 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2369 Didn't our contractor just remodel the preschool? 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2370 How can I choose? They're topologically equivalent! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2371 The instructor said 'X's and O's'. Now what?! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2372 Wow! This is what they mean by diversity? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2373 Oh no, they forgot to put the Exit sign! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2374 My childhood dreams meet my childhood nightmares. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2375 Well, Mark, what’s it gonna be? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2376 That wasn’t the right pole 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2377 I really hate the annual 'square peg in a round hole' test. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2378 Pfizer or Moderna??????? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2379 I’m all for reform, but captain Squarepants has gone too far! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2380 Well, it definitely adds a new angle. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2381 I'd rather not risk 360 degree burns!! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2382 You take one and I will take the other, and the last one down is the real square person. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2383 Remember, it’s hips to be square. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2384 Wait, I feel like this is a test. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2385 Some of us are built differently 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2386 I'll go first, I've always been a square peg 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2387 I can't believe they did this, knowing I failed Geometry. 1.2619 0.05388 84 66 15 3
2388 ...better square the circle? 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2389 I guess the contractor saw our ‘no pi’ sign in the lunch room... So the joke’s on us right? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2390 Are we allowed to fear change? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2391 I always thought of myself as square peg but now I don’t know what to think. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2392 Management must know we gained weight while working from home 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2393 Dang it, Bill, I said I was PEAR shaped! 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2394 But Lou, what if I not only fit right through, but also find that I kind of like it? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2395 I think we should go ‘round. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2396 Square feet or circumference? Did you take geometry in highschool? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2397 Wait -- are you the square peg, or am I? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2398 Which one's for the algorithm again? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2399 Wait, where did the triangle go? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2400 For all who don't fit in a round hole. Equal opportunity. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2401 That's not what I meant when I said to "square the diameter." 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2402 Maybe it leads to an alternate universe where fireman aren't sexy as hell and great fun to be around. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2403 Ugh math. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2404 They have a weird understanding of what it takes to implement more diversity. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2405 Is this only a test? 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2406 Wait. I should go. I remember doing this in preschool. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2407 Maybe its a male-female thing 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2408 There isn’t time to decide the square root and circumference differences. Choose your personality and just go. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2409 Now let me see. One of them leads to the fire truck. The other one leads to hell. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2410 Let's get Peg in here to sort this out. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2411 After the fire let's meet at the Triangle Bar. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2412 Careful Stan... one pole is for volunteers and the other pole is for union members. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2413 So I guess you can fit a round Jake into a square hole! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2414 I told Peg to use the other hole 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2415 People who are born round don't die square, Alan 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2416 I forgot wich one goes up and wich one goes down... 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2417 Let’s escape to wonderland! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2418 So, my choice will go on my permanent record? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2419 Are you square or not square? 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2420 All we need during a fire is more decisions to make. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2421 Square Pants Bob has his own accommodation! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2422 Eureka! Mathematicians have said for centuries that it is impossible to square a circle! 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
2423 Hold on, you’re telling me the polls actually turn? That’s genius! 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2424 I guess they didn’t have enough money in the budget to maintain consistency 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
2425 Alice ain’t got shit on this. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2426 This is when I start questioning all my life decisions. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2427 Joe fell for a ZOOM call again. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2428 I heard they made this one for old Squarebottom.” 1.2597 0.05359 77 60 15 2
2429 Chief thought it would mix things up a bit if we had a stripper pole. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2430 Picasso! Get your ass up here. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2431 That one takes you to Chippendales. 1.2597 0.05359 77 60 15 2
2432 I suddenly want to be a pole dancer just like Mom. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2433 It's a metaphorical design element. We have to make choices in our journey through life. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2434 It looks like squareass finally got his wish. 1.2597 0.05030 77 60 16 1
2435 Diversity training. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2436 Too many choices! 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2437 I never was good at this as a kid... 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2438 I hate to be square, but I'm not that round either. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2439 Eric said he made a fortune in $1 bills using the new pole. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2440 I shouldn't have opted out of that geometry session in training school. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2441 There are squares working here? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2442 We want to be inclusive to people of all identities here 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2443 They wanted more choice. We gave them more choice. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2444 They've finally installed an elevator. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2445 Our new mayor's campaign promise, "Our administration will NOT cut corners!" But which was intended, left or right? I'm really not sure. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2446 But what if I'm a triangle? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2447 Why do we need one for going up? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2448 Wait a sec! So that’s all it took to be ADA compliant? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2449 Fifty years ago, being a square meant something bad but I don’t know why. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2450 When did SpongeBob SquarePants join the fire department? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2451 I might be too well rounded. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2452 So square's the fire truck? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2453 Up or down? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2454 It's in case there's ever a fire at Picasso's place. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2455 I don’t think this was part of my training. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2456 Chief, I appreciate that you're trying, but this isn't what I hoped for when I confided in you that I felt like 'a square peg in a round hole' at the station. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2457 Inclusivity gone too far! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2458 Yanno I was gonna jump in that one, but then I realized how often I eat the same thing for lunch everyday. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2459 What blockhead thought this was a good idea? No more thinking outside of the box! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2460 EEOC ruled that we must accommodate our new employee. Guy's last name is SquarePants. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2461 I know there’s a fire but here’s the real crisis! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2462 I'm going to fit in here. I just know it! 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2463 Just know, if you go left there will be fewer fires 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2464 Fire in the hole. Oh wait! There's a squre too. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2465 It's about time - that round hole was getting old. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2466 The square hole must be for the Millennial's. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2467 I wouldn't, this one goes to an Alternate Universe! 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2468 Okay, a recording studio is on fire - who do you save: Charlie Parker...or Lawrence Welk? 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2469 I dunno what’s its problem. It may just take a while for it to come around. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2470 So I guess the new guy can no longer be considered a square peg in a round hole... 1.2584 0.04667 89 66 23 0
2471 Remember your training. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2472 No more on the job discrimination for us. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2473 Okay, as long as you’re comfortable with what it might be construed to say about you. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2474 Let’s ask Alice. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2475 Wait! I saw this movie! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2476 Never mind that. What I want to know is why he was wearing red suspenders? 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
2477 If I self-identify as a square,will they take my hose? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2478 I can’t remember if I wore boxers or briefs. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2479 How do you flush this thing? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2480 This is one hell of a final exam! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2481 I thought there was supposed to be a square shaped peg in a round hole? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2482 Yeah, I know! I'd be the round peg in the square hole alright! jk fuller genoa, nv 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2483 Welcome to Bushwick. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2484 You go. I have to call my shrink. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2485 I guess that's what they meant by more "diversity in the workplace." 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2486 They said they wouldn't cut corners anymore 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2487 I hope this isn’t a hot take, but they should have conducted a poll. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2488 We're trying to be more inclusive. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2489 I've been training since childhood for this! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2490 The polygon slide for those in transition are arriving next week. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2491 That’s not exactly what I meant when I asked you to get squared away. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2492 I think it's about diversity. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2493 The civil rights attorneys made us put it in. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2494 This affirmative action is getting ridiculous... 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2495 The round one goes to the firetruck,the square one goes to the kitchen. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2496 I think I’d rather slide through a rhombus. When will that be ready? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2497 We need to get in shape to do this job. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2498 Square peg,Round pole 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2499 The shock of the new 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2500 'oh I always failed this class in kindergarten' 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2501 Why do I always get the shaft? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2502 Round Peg was insulted. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2503 Looks like the Local has responded to management. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2504 For lunch? I had the cube steak. 1.2568 0.05463 74 58 14 2
2505 Well, I guess the Captain said we'd have some additional training today. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2506 Beats me, but the new infrastructure bill paid for it. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2507 I knew the chief was sore when he heard I'd called him a square but I didn't think he'd go this far. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2508 It's an improvement, but still too binary. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2509 I’d prefer a triangle. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2510 I'm more worried about fitting through than fitting in. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2511 Did Batman & Robin ever have to face such a choice? ? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2512 Well, I’ve been a square, but I’ve been around, so ... 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2513 Batman would have never stood for this 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2514 You go first, I’m out of shape 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2515 This last part of the test is tricky... 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2516 And circle gets the square 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2517 No one has ever passed this part of the fireman's test. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2518 Our fire chief, Peg, only uses the right one. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2519 No one complained about The Bob Pole. He was that good a fireman. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2520 Ok, this Rookie hazing is getting weird. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2521 My time has come! for years I've been a square peg in a round hole. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2522 The square one’s yours, Daddy-O. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2523 I’ll do whichever one Rudy didn’t do! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2524 Careful. That one's only for the robot fire fighters. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2525 I didn’t train for this. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2526 ‘I do believe it’s the proverbial round peg in a- wait a minute ...’ 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2527 A fail in geometry again? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2528 The first one is faster, but Chief hates when we cut corners 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2529 I know chief wants us all to have a little more edge, but I feel like a pretty well rounded person. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2530 I smell something fishy...and it’s not fish. 1.2561 0.04850 82 63 18 1
2531 I’ve been dealing with this dilemma since I flunked kindergarten 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2532 These new inclusion trainings from Human Resources are getting out of control. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2533 Shaping up to be a polerizing one, this. Shall we let it slide? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2534 Oh no, I missed that class in kindergarten! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2535 Oh no, another Leadership idea 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2536 Very funny, Chief 1.2558 0.04733 86 64 22 0
2537 This one is for boring emergencies. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2538 What happened to the stairs? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2539 Something about this job changes a person. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2540 It used to be a doggie door. Don't ask. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2541 My three year old could tell me which one to use! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2542 There are more polite ways to tell me these pants make my hips look boxy,you know. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2543 It’s for squares. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2544 Mama always said I was special. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2545 What's your waist measurement? 4x or piD? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2546 I'll use the Golberg and you take the van Der Rohe 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2547 You make it so easy for me to fit in. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2548 We better take the express. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2549 Well, which one is easier to climb? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2550 Wait till you see the new LGBTQ and sometimes Y washrooms 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2551 Is it a square peg in a round hole, or a round peg in a square hole? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2552 The new chief installed it...she identifies as Square. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2553 Was that "fire in the hole" or fire in the square ? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2554 I thought we agreed not to cut any corners! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2555 Whoa, was that Peg? 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2556 One for down,one for up? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2557 Choice overload 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2558 For the life of me I can't remember which one is a portal to the multiverse. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2559 Joe, wait, I want to make sure I don’t sprain my angle 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2560 And there goes Peg... 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
2561 That one goes to the bachelorette party." 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2562 Does one pole make you larger and the other make you small? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
2563 Either we just hired SpongeBob or the circular saw is broken again. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2564 Help me out here, Sam, am I a round peg trying to fit in a square hole or ...oh hell you take the one the right and I 'll take the other! 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2565 Oh, that's what you meant by get in shape. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2566 Look — one of them is round! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2567 Well, this is an entirely new angle 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2568 Wait, they're still dancing down there. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2569 You go first. Then I'll chose. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2570 Uh-oh, looks like Bob went down the laundry shoot again. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2571 When did Sponge Bob start working here 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2572 I hope the pizza delivery guy can make it up the pole. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2573 Darn it, I should have taken Physics! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2574 The other way seems pointless now. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2575 Go on, Round Peg, you can do it. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2576 Quick Bob, follow me! I remember this question from nursery school! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2577 Time to think outside the box 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2578 I realize it's not ontological in nature, but that doesn't preclude that it is, in fact, a dilemma. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2579 Looks like they got the hole thing squared away 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2580 I am not going to be a guinea pig for their new-fangled technology! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2581 Relax. We can figure this one out without knowing pi. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2582 So there’s some crazy stuff you can also do with a pole! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2583 I knew common core math would have real life consequences. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2584 You go first, I’m having an existential crisis. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2585 Watch out. That pole's only for Boomers. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2586 Whoa! I heard they had blockheads at this station, but I didn't believe it. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2587 Oh great, now baked lasagne gets its own pole? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2588 Watch out, the poll is square too! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2589 This confirms it: the Chief's a blockhead. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2590 It's hard to tell which one will make you seem more macho. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2591 THAT ONE'S FOR FALSE ALARMS 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2592 Did you say the new captain is named Skinner? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2593 Your the square..jump !!! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2594 Wait, this doesn't square with what we learned at the fire academy. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2595 I’m feeling a little boxed in today… 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2596 I feel misunderstood. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2597 Firefighters surprised to see square and circle neck and neck in new polls 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2598 It doesn't matter much, unless you fasten your chin strap. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2599 That must be for flat earth supporters. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2600 But I became a fireman to stop being such a square.. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2601 Have you seen Peg? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2602 They just want us to think they’re different. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2603 Miss Peterson said I was a square peg in a round hole. I finally understand what she meant. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2604 Is this a fireman’s/firewoman’s access choice? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2605 That’s for Peg. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2606 It is about time that they got things squared away 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2607 Only Lil Nas X uses the one on the left. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2608 Lowest bidder. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2609 Wow somebody finally squared the circle... 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2610 Where's the damn Triangle?! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2611 Oh no! What if there's a fire and we can't decide? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2612 ''I don't know about you but I'm going on the left side." 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2613 But which one is the pole less traveled by? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2614 This ensures we have a diverse workforce. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2615 So the rumors about hiring a Cubist to redesign the station were true." 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2616 It seems the dumpster fire of 2020 has carried itself into 2021... 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2617 Because I don't know what kind of peg I am, dammit. I JUST. DONT. KNOW! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2618 This one is just for amusement. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2619 Do we flip a coin or roll a die? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2620 Sink out of the box 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2621 It's an ADA accommodation for our new recruit, SpongeBob. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2622 ...and this winter, I hear the hoses are shooting out ice cubes, too 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2623 The chief said the new recruit was like a square peg in a round hole, so we mad a square hole. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2624 I think they said ‘fire in the hole’… 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2625 I’m pretty sure they lead to some direction. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2626 The Union Rep's running out of good perks. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2627 This is bringing back childhood trauma. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2628 Must have something to do with gender identity 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2629 Can't let a round fireman use the square hole. 1.2529 0.04687 87 67 19 1
2630 I've never seen a round pole in a square hole! Should we call the fire department? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2631 Wait... where’s my 2 year old? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2632 Can we square that circle? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2633 Let’s shape in and ship out 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2634 I can’t! I’m scared of shapes! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2635 Are stairs an option? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2636 No, it’s hip. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2637 I don't think these gender specific poles will improve our response times. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2638 Sometimes it's best to think outside the box. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2639 Wait - the ADA says we have to accommodate square pegs? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2640 Let’s ask Peg what she’d do. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2641 Is this really the only way I can get back into shape? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2642 Well, this squares with Peg telling me she's determined to fit in here. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2643 The dalmatian door works better than I expected. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2644 Another alarming Fox poll. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2645 Looks like the chief wants us to get in shape. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2646 That's true, but I'm a round peg. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2647 It's another Diversity Project. It doesn't matter what's best, we have to include all. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2648 Yeah, it's stupid, but at least it's not a triangle. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2649 He needs us to be squared away. Now i see what the chief ment. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2650 Look, I'm all for diversity, but.... 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2651 Our pension system is an outrageous drain on the city budget. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2652 City Hall is cutting corners wherever they can to meet budget. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2653 It's for Peg. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2654 Wanna take the stairs? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2655 Which one leads to the sauna? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2656 Uh oh. The multiverse is a real thing. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2657 When they called me a square, I thought it was about my attitude. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2658 You can’t overthink it. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2659 Dude this art style we're in sucks pick a pole and let's GTFO outta here 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2660 This my first time pole dancing. I'm so embarrassed we wore the same thing. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
2661 This is definitely more inclusive, in case one of us gets injured and needs to work from a wheelchair. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2662 We are now taking returns for Amazon. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2663 You just need to slide down at the right angle for this to work. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2664 Jim, you take the square, I’ll take the circle see you in the triangle ! 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2665 The perspective is slightly off. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2666 Who let the social worker decide this? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2667 Is this what they mean by diversity ? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2668 Lieutenant Picasso requested it. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2669 That one’s for the rookies. They haven’t had their rough edges knocked off yet. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2670 Uh-oh... this is taking workplace diversity and inclusivity to a new level. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2671 Kindergarten was bad enough, Sean. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2672 It's all part of the new diversity and inclusion policies. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2673 I'm triggered. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2674 The new chief is a huge fan of Mondrian 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2675 The square one is for Amazon deliveries 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2676 OMG, so it's true! Spongebob really is joining us? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2677 The higher-ups are preparing for when computers take over our jobs. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2678 Don't rush me. I was no good at this game as a kid. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2679 I am so confused by these gender nonconforming firepoles. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2680 Do you remember which is for the vaccinated? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2681 I really should get in shape. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2682 I'll bet we can 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2683 Contemplation of Mental Concepts in the Middle of an Emergency? 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2684 They installed it during the power outage. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2685 Just square your shoulders and go for it" 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2686 Looks like the pole committee is meeting again. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2687 Oh no, we are faced with polar opposites! 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2688 When they told me the new guy was a 'Square' I thought they meant he was uncool?" 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2689 I regret cutting tenth grade geometry. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
2690 It's part of our DEAI initiative. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2691 I don't know if I should be a square peg in a round hole or a round peg in a square hole. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2692 Have you calculated your perimeter lately? 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2693 Honest, it's hip to be square! 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
2694 Guess we know who gets the robo-dog. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2695 I think it's a trick to test our bravery. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2696 Are you a round peg, or a square? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2697 One if by round, Two if by square 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2698 I'll race you! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2699 This pole's for Jake. He moonlights as a pizza delivery guy. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2700 "Chief is always looking for new challenges" 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2701 Wait—square like a graham cracker, graham crackers break—that one’s the break room. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2702 Looks like someone's cheating at the Poles again. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2703 I guess this is for the squares who said “No” to the calendar shoot. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2704 Wait, where's the triangle form? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2705 We can see how B and C shift addressed this issue. Let's show them what A shift can do! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2706 Hey, will elections still be secret - if ballots have circles for Republicans and squares for Democrats? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2707 The new boss has a lot of free time. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2708 Looks like we adopted the "Geometric" system 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2709 I'm getting a Banksy feeling. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2710 We practice diversity seriously here at Station 79. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2711 I don’t like labels 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2712 Let’s race? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2713 EveryBODY fits right in, don't you think? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2714 the side effects means it's working 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2715 @*#& ! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2716 I told you Patrick was square 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2717 Only one leads to the fire... 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2718 I can never remember — it’s “righty-tighty,” right? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2719 Hey, what about ectomorphs? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2720 That girl Peg you were fixed up with, I think she’d fit in here just fine. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2721 I forget - are we round pegs for square holes, or square pegs for round holes? 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2722 Why must it always be binary? 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2723 The idea for two-way traffic comes directly from City Hall. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2724 The law states the new ones will have to be shape-neutral. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2725 Let's take this one. It's a mid-century modern on fire. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2726 That new square guy must have a lot of pull. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2727 These diversity choices are so confusing! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2728 It's for nerds. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2729 The driverless fire truck was bad enough. Now we’ve got robot firemen 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2730 Peg? Peg?? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2731 See, you can fit a round peg into a square hole. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2732 We have gotten out of shape! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2733 Quick, 'Rock Paper Scissors'. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2734 Remember: Circles for humans, squares for Dalmatians. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2735 And she's a round peg 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2736 Spongebob must of finally passed his test 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2737 I don’t like the looks of this. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2738 I failed geometry class. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2739 At least they're not making us navigate the maze to find the fire. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2740 They forget the triangle once again! 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2741 Darn it, I forget which one they said was the down pole and which is the up pole” 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2742 At least it's not a star? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2743 That one is for Peg. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2744 Let’s pretend we didn’t notice. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2745 Bro, I'm experiencing major FOMO if I go with the round one 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2746 What do you know? Sometimes a round peg does fit in a square hole. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2747 No matter what kind of shape you’re in, there’s no way to slip up. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2748 Does square mean three-alarm fire or cat rescue? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2749 Whoa! I need to check Facebook to see which option is currently acceptable. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2750 Why the additional choice, Brad? Isn’t there enough to worry about? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2751 I know the department said we have to cut corners here and there, but this is ridiculous. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2752 Square?! At least they stopped cutting corners 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2753 I'm more of a pear shape 1.2468 0.04945 77 60 16 1
2754 I’m almost positive that wasn’t there yesterday. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2755 Are you a square peg or a round hole? I never seem to remember... 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2756 Because you’re a rookie. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2757 Damn these personality tests! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2758 We’re going to Columbus Circle Jimmy, which one do you think? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2759 Firefighters Squarepeg and Roundhole feel slightly apprehensive as they prepare to test their hypothesis. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2760 Well, what do you mean by 'inclusive?' 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2761 Are we really that square? I thought we were cool because we call ourselves Firefighters. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2762 This cutting corners thing has gone much too far 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2763 Do you remember when the world and life was simpler? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2764 The new Mensa guy is putting in a triangle next. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2765 Square hole, round pole. Why can’t they get it right? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2766 Let’s take the scenic route. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2767 My hat's off to whoever designed this. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2768 I miss the simpler days when there were less decisions to make. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2769 Gosh I forgot Trump's gone and equality can prevail again! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2770 After this there is no turning back. You go down the round hole the story ends; you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2771 bad existential crisis timing 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2772 Joe, take the path less traveled! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2773 That hole is for the close-minded firefighters. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2774 It's for those of us who identify as squares. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2775 It must be a test of one's self image. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2776 Admiral Ackbar, "Its a trap!" 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2777 I never thought of my self as a shapist...but 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2778 The chief said we needed a new drop for the new guy they call Sponge Bob. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2779 This wasn't part of the covid training webinars 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2780 Yeah, our polling system is a bit out of date 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2781 Squaring the Circle 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2782 We're Firemen, not pegs. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2783 This is the kind of choice I hate! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2784 It looks like someone has been cutting some corners. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2785 Never let your training let you down! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2786 That’s right, this one goes in the square hole. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2787 ”Architects choice I guess. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2788 That one? Sponge Bob designed it. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2789 I can never remember which one is the up pole. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
2790 I could never get this right in kindergarten. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2791 Eenie meenie always works for me. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2792 BUT, WE'RE TWINS!! . . . . 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2793 Wait. There could be a fire down there. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2794 What happens if I don't square my shoulders? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2795 Call the ladder truck. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2796 Dang it! If only I hadn’t skipped kindergarten. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2797 Topless with red braids?? You sure?” @lilnas 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2798 Who’s the new graduate? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2799 I always forget. Which is up and which is down? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2800 Remind me again, which one is the laundry chute? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2801 This freedom of choice can drive you crazy! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2802 You might say its a round peg in a square hole. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2803 Hmm. It seems there's more than one side to this story. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2804 This was unanimously approved by the committee? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2805 No no no. I said ‘square PEG, round hole’ 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2806 This Fire Department/Batman merger is SO confusing! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2807 Remind me again -- which one's gender-inclusive? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2808 Well not every Fireman is a round-hole kind of guy" 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2809 I see that the topology lobbyists have been hard at work lately. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2810 Careful, Hal. Looks like this one could be a portal through another dimension. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2811 That’s for some of our more unhip co-workers. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2812 Well, my wife has accused me of being a square. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2813 This one goes to the ride share pick-up spot. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2814 Why was round hole cancelled? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2815 Is This Another Test? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2816 Maybe it’s just a step toward more diversity. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2817 I think management misunderstood our request for an open floor plan 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2818 I hear no one has been able to slide through both. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2819 I forgot: Is this one up or down? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2820 Yeah, Sponge Bob is an unusual name! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2821 It always makes me nervous when they cut corners... 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2822 Only recyclables down that chute! We also have a planet to save. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2823 Do I look like a square peg to you? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2824 don't be a square Steve 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2825 Yeah you’re right, Lil Naz is down there 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2826 I am not as great in shape as I used to be. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2827 I see the new law banning geometry-neutral entry is in effect. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2828 The one on the left gets us to the engines faster and the one on the right is a wormhole to a parallel universe. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2829 This is no time to think outside the box 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2830 I dunno Charlie, maybe we should've just made one big hole... 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2831 Turn off the alarm. I can’t hear myself think. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2832 I see our diversity mandate has been implemented! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2833 Wow, I'm impressed by your commitment to inclusion. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2834 When did we get an elevator? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2835 I guess you are right -- you can put a round pole in a square hole! 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
2836 I'll race you down! 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
2837 This is where the training pays off - think back to the beginning! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2838 Let’s go before this gets ‘round to Peg. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2839 Darn, I shouldn’t have skipped preschool... 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2840 Don’t panic. Remember your training. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2841 I could’ve sworn there were 2 circles here when I left 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2842 And they said Firefighting wasn’t edgy 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2843 This stumped me at daycare, too! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2844 Ok, am I a square peg or a round hole? I hate it when captain fucks around with us like this. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2845 First they tried to pigeonhole me, now this. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2846 Where's the rhombus? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2847 Damn! I think I got this one wrong on the interview! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2848 Honestly, I’m not in shape for this. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2849 Why did they install a Republican pole when the Democratic one works? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2850 The architect admitted to me that the plans had shown it round, but their specs called for square, so when they both arrived on the construction site, the trustees had to decide which to use which evolved into a fist fight and here's the results. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2851 This one puts you back on the street." 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2852 What if I identify as non-binary? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2853 Well it's be there or be square, so I guess if we want to be a round... 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2854 Where'd the pole dancer go? 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2855 You know what they say about fitting a round shape through a square hole... 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2856 I took the pole less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2857 I thought we were supposed to climb the greasy pole, not slide down it. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2858 Why did they remove the triangle? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2859 360 degrees? That's pretty hot Dave, even for us 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2860 But if I use the square hole does that betray my self-identity? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2861 You take the square hole, I'll take the round hole We'll meet down at the engine and go to the fire... 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2862 I used to know the solution to this... 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2863 Just go with the one that you identify with 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2864 Captain, I only learned how to go down triangle-shaped poles in training. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2865 Is this the captain's way of getting us in shape? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2866 Get fireman Rasque in here. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2867 I guess the new management has got us pegged. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2868 I thought it was supposed to be a square peg in a round hole 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2869 That one’s too edgy for me. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2870 The union has been cutting a lot of corners lately. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2871 Talk about back to square one, huh? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2872 It was installed around the 90s 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2873 Are you the square peg or the round hole? 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2874 It's not about fitting in I'm worried about. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2875 Looks like the chief reamed us a new pole. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2876 The Fireman's Geometric Dilemma. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
2877 When I talked to Peg about not fitting in, I didn’t think she’d take me seriously… 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2878 Dang, the modern designers came again. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2879 It’s called ‘match the bloke with the right hole’. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2880 I knew the bean counters would cut corners with our new pole! 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2881 Am I a round peg dreaming I am a square peg? Or am I a square peg dreaming I am a round peg? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2882 I’ve always had you pegged as a square. Here’s your chance to prove me wrong. After you Simon!” 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2883 Word got out that you wouldn’t kiss Suzie after the bbq chicken social last weekend”. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2884 At least they have ask us to vote on the new design! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2885 -To the ladies' and gents' toilets. For fires, we ran down the stairs. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2886 ... Bring your hands together for The Peg and Hole’s hottest pole dancing duo ... ” 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2887 Yes! The union got us the square! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2888 I am a fireman, I’m taking the nearest. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2889 That's the new diversity policy 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2890 Man, I haven’t studied for this one in years. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2891 Not quite a pole dancer's dilemma. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2892 That high school math was more useful in life than I thought... 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2893 I've got a bad feeling about this. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2894 It's about as close to vagina-shaped as we could make it. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2895 Geometry was never my strong suit !! 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2896 Don't worry, you'll be squared away quickly. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2897 My 16 month old daughter had the privilege of designing the most important part of the new building. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2898 Is Amazon shipping really considered emergency services now ? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2899 Well, I identify as a square, but I was assigned circle at birth. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2900 I know I'm considered 'square', but this is asking WAY too much!" 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2901 This new diversity program has got a bit out of hand. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2902 It’s like one and six half dozen in the other. I never understood which one I’m supposed to use. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2903 No one told me geometry was part of the job. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2904 They say it fits our jaw lines better. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2905 We need a diamond for diversity. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2906 Thinking outside the circle 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2907 I thought "X" marked the spot. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2908 Square peg, square hole: on it, dude! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2909 Well,Sponge Bob Square Pants made it! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2910 Just trust your inner feelings 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2911 Let me think.... Oh, dang, I always hate when I'm so indecisive! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2912 Was it round down and square up or square down and round up? 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
2913 That feeling when you realize you’re the peg 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2914 I've never gotten over being a square peg. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2915 Wow, your daughter is really good at that! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2916 I guess you really do have to be in great shape to be a firefighter. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2917 Circle gets the square. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2918 You know which one, nerd. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2919 I was hoping it was just a rumor that Sponge Bob Square Pants was joining our team. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2920 Choose carefully, this goes on our permanent record. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2921 Hold on, Joe. Round peg in square hole. We need a toddler. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2922 Jeez, Bro! Are we Round Peg, or Square Peg?!? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2923 Well, the architect was too creative. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2924 I do not see a problem, do you? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2925 Captain Sweeney always was a square peg in a round hole, so he finally made it official. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2926 You don’t need squares in life. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2927 It’s a renounced naturalistic representation principally consisting of straight lines and rectangular planes. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2928 I’m trying to think outside the box this time... 1.2400 0.05644 75 61 11 3
2929 That pole is strictly for dancing. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2930 Bill, this is just like in training 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2931 Well Bob, which will it be? A square fireman who fits into a round hole or a round fireman who fits into a square hole. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2932 This isn't an option in North Carolina. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2933 Which one do you think has the lion?? 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2934 Rookie, this is a test. Which one goes directly to the shredder? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2935 I knew that miter saw would be trouble. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2936 well it's fitting because you have been a square since getting married 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2937 Captain, I'm sure Peg went down the one on the right 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2938 is one for down and one for up ?? 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2939 Well, Peg needed a way to get down. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2940 He did say he felt like a square peg in a round hole—but this is bit extreme. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2941 They told me one more bad decision and I'm through! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2942 Whoa! Did you see that? The square one leads straight to Donald Trump’s bedroom. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2943 It's not bad getting down there, but the wheels on that firetruck do NOT work well at all! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2944 Who's square? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2945 What would Trump do? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2946 Waldorf did not prepare me for this! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2947 We have another one for when the call is from the Pentagon 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2948 Only in New York. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2949 But I'm non geometric! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2950 How do you fit a square peg in a round hole? 1.2391 0.04977 92 74 15 3
2951 I'M NOT SURE. WHICH WOULD DONALD TRUMP CHOOSE? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2952 (siren blares as the probies debate which goes to the truck and which goes to the can) 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2953 So A.I. is getting their own pole now too? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2954 Is one faster than the other? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2955 That one’s for SpongeBob SquarePants. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2956 12 hour shapeshifts became the firehouse norm 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2957 Looks like the FD isn't cutting corners post-pandemic 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2958 This one is steeper and has moguls. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2959 One of the square pegs must have complained. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2960 Is this a test to see if I know my job? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2961 Well, that solves one problem 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2962 Jake’s time on the bomb squad was no match for the pressure he’d face at NYFD 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2963 This one is just for the guys still on Zoom. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2964 They must have hired a real square. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2965 I’m not sure how this works. My parents never bought me those toys. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2966 Which fire engine are we taking today? 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2967 It's an accommodation for Gender-X firefighters. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2968 Should we, square up? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2969 The square one is for going up. 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2970 Stop being such a square, jump already. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2971 Which one you going down, mike? “Well based on my horoscope…” 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2972 I'm all for diversity, but this is a bit much. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2973 and another round peg in a square hole, realy! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2974 What's your personality type? 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2975 While Rocky and Bruce considered which pole to use, the apartment block burned to the ground killing all inside. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2976 Did they ask us to get it squared away or circle back? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2977 That looks painful. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2978 I am scared shitless by simple yet profoundly difficult life choices! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2979 Embrace change 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2980 We hired SpongeBob SquarePants 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2981 That one's for Square Peg. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2982 It's just part of the job -- keep in shape, but respect differences. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2983 I thought we were through with these gender distinctions! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2984 The new battalion chief has an interesting take on box alarms now 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2985 Huey Lewis, here we come! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2986 Well... I’ve never really fit in... 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2987 That's the non-binary pole! 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2988 Thankfully, it's hip to be square. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2989 Look, before we go, hand me that circular saw. I'm a star, dammit. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2990 I'm having a flashback of blocks in preschool. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2991 The Captain has been playing the game of Circles and Squares way too much! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2992 Which one's the express? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2993 Apparently the architect has a toddler. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2994 Does that old adage “a square peg in a round hole” apply here? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2995 Told you one size fits all was a lie! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2996 It’s for our bespoke client emergencies 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2997 I'm all for diversity and inclusion, but I'm not sure the square pegs are working out." 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2998 I can't remember. Was it a round peg in a square, or a square in a round? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2999 They each have their disadvantages. You go first. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3000 This one looks a little tight. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3001 I thought deciding between 'Rice Krinkles' and 'Raisin Puffs' for breakfast was hard... 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3002 Firefighters can come in all shapes and sizes 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3003 Forget the hole, I'm going for the round pole. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3004 It's for some new guy named "Spongebob" 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3005 I’m feeling a little edgy 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3006 Looks like the Chief has been watching TikTok again. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3007 Yeah, it's uncircumscribed. Got a problem with that? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3008 I just realized that I always take the circle. I can't live my life knowing I never tried the square. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3009 The square hole is for the ladder company. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3010 I thought this kind of thing only existed in those ‘Matrix’ movies... 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3011 With all the budget cuts, just be glad the boss isn't cutting corners. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3012 How long do I have to stand here before he realizes I can think out of the box 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3013 Nobody said firefighting required getting into this kind of shape. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3014 This is why they didn't hire Joey Triangles. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3015 Fight fire with fire is a better metaphor. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3016 Looks like my wife has been here redecorating. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3017 You have to discover how you fit in. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3018 So much for the "round peg in a square hole" theory! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3019 It’s the health department — square diet and all that, you know. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3020 We are going to need training for this 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3021 Careful, chief says the square one goes up. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3022 Do we have to use this? I bruise easily! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3023 Doesn't matter what shape you're in, Larry. Human Resources has gone inclusive again... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3024 Looks dangerous. You go first. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3025 You’re right… Jeffrey Toobin is masturbating on top of the truck. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3026 I never have felt that this was the job for me, and now I am beginning to understand. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3027 We had to add it when we hired Peg. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3028 It's always the circle one Joe, saw it in power rangers. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3029 This is their idea of an accommodation for our differences? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3030 This is where the elevator was gonna go til the City cut the Department's budget. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3031 I have to decide if I'm a square or well-rounded 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3032 I think the boss has taken the “shapes” personality test results a little too far 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3033 Hey Malkovich! You in there? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3034 I always forget which one's the express. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3035 The chief said I wouldn't have trouble fitting in. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3036 Wait. This isn't the right time to cut corners. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3037 That's for the new guy. He's really different. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3038 What’s next, triangles? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3039 I think it is a gender thing? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3040 Crap, is it a square fire or a circular one!?!? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3041 Whatever happened to Don't Ask Don't Tell? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3042 Polling at the pole..."It'll save time", they said. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3043 Wait til you hear what they have to put up with at The Pentagon. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3044 Is THAT why they wanted us to come dressed as firemen? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3045 Fire at Madison Square! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3046 No, that one's for Pizza deliveries! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3047 Geez, ok... assume the side lengths of the square is 1, put both on a Cartesian grid, then get the midpoint of the circle using the E, B and C, then take the radius, calculate the circumference, then compare it to perimeter of the square? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3048 Well, my mom did always tell me I was pretty square. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3049 Firehouse of Leaves 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3050 No judgement. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3051 Hey, John, what is my circumference? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3052 Whatever happened to nuance? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3053 'Think out of the box' they said... this is not what I had in mind 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3054 Which exit is Irish? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3055 Hey Gary, do you remember which one takes us on the floor and not on the stage? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3056 Sometimes they they need to know which of us will bend the rules and which will follow them strictly 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3057 Woah! Somethin's not right here. We always put our boots and hats on when we're at the truck. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3058 I am a trapezoid, so how does this help me? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3059 I told him to take the crate down the stairs! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3060 Republicans...(square) Dems (Circle) 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3061 I hear the square one takes you back to the Before Times. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3062 Frank, being a firefighter doesn't fit me anymore. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3063 I'm seeing a strong cubist influence. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3064 I swear I saw this on Magic Mike before 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3065 What fresh hell is this? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3066 I have been meaning to get in shape. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3067 I don't mind the geometric building. The real challenge is the fire truck's triangular tires. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3068 Let's handle this choice with 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3069 It's a good start for polygon inclusion, but I'd like to see more sides represented. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3070 The laundry chute will never be missed. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3071 What? No transgender option. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3072 I guess inclusion has come to the firehouse. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3073 Great. I had two extra donuts. Go get the jaws of life. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3074 Does this mean I have to use different pronouns? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3075 This new decorator has got to go. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3076 Well, if the hole fits! 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3077 We find we keep more good square pegs on the payroll this way 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3078 Who’s the squarest of them all 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3079 Remember Tom, you’re not a round peg 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3080 The circle is lava 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3081 Apparently, you can't put a round body in a square hole. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3082 Looks like Sponge Bob is on duty tonight. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3083 That darn Sponge Bob is playing games with us again. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3084 Holy Poley, Batman's square & Robin's round! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3085 Which lives matter again? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3086 C’mon Bill the entire crew thinks your a square. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3087 Was the fire at Mcdonalds or Wendy’s? 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
3088 Transgender??? 1.2330 0.04407 103 82 19 2
3089 Is there a gender neutral option? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3090 I forgot. Which one's for rookies? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3091 Life is full of traps ! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3092 I've been good with shapes so i'm taking the stairs 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3093 I'm going down the one on the left. They're not going to label me " a Square ". 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3094 But I'm not a square peg. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3095 Stop! Think it through. I mean, where's the fire? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3096 Well, I know which one will accommodate my wide hips. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3097 Which one is different? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3098 Wait, which one is gender neutral again? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3099 look, let’s talk about it more later. it’s just that, i love fighting fires, you know? but the job— the actual job’s like 2% fighting fires and 98% butch posturing 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3100 C'mon Jake, you're a big boy now, you know this. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3101 Wait, was that the fire alarm or the cat in a tree alarm? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3102 Let’s see. Maybe we compare (a = s x s) with (a = pi rsquared). ———————————————— Note: Substitute symbols for pi and squared. I don't have those on my phone. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3103 I see the rectangle and the round holes,but where is the pole for those of us who are pear shaped? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3104 This goes beyond just calling me a stupid peg. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3105 Where’d they go? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3106 Okay, Peg, you can use that one. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3107 Well Athe Chief did say changes were coming 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3108 We don't use that one now that Bob's retired. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3109 Wait, when did we start cutting corners?! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3110 And you're sure you ordered a 'fireman's' pole? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3111 A square like you should stick with the round hole. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3112 Hurry up and pick one, it's not like it's an ancient mathematical conundrum. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
3113 Well, the remodel might not be ideal, but be there or be square. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3114 I guess the chief has decided to go with bots. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3115 The closest I've come to this is watching my girlfriend pole dance. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3116 I hate it when the management consultants get involved! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3117 You can use either one, Isosceles. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3118 While I do identify as a proud Fireman,I find these binary options to be exclusionary and antiquated. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3119 Since when did we start cutting corners? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3120 Face it, we’re never becoming chief. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3121 I don’t know! Do you think I’m a square!? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3122 During the pandemic I did get in “a” shape - though im not sure its that one. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
3123 I am too round for the square hole; you must be the square one. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3124 It's for square bottoms. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3125 This must be some 'watchdog's' budget-cut. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3126 That one goes to Pablo Picasso's studio. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3127 So this is how we accommodate those who feel like a square peg in a round hole. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3128 Oh no, my math anxiety just kicked in. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3129 I think they're taking this diversity training a bit too far. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3130 I am reminded of Pater's infamous words: 'To burn always with this hard, gemlike flame, to maintain this ecstasy, is success in life.' 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3131 Perhaps we shouldn't have rented out some of our space to Amazon. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3132 Square or circle? I make bad decisions when I'm in a rush. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3133 I know we should think outside the box, but this seems to be the other way round 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3134 It's an existential dilemma. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3135 Which one is the rabbit hole? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3136 Bureaucracy's answer to an alternative way of getting down..... 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3137 The four-alarm can wait—I need to know first why they're different shapes! 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3138 The contractor is geometrically-challenged. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3139 I'm a bit of a square, but my wife said I was getting rounder. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3140 My geometry teacher warned me there would be days like this. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3141 Remember that new "morale officer" the chief hired? She said this would help our "feng shway", whatever that is. She said it was really important. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3142 Remember, square means "up" and round means "down." 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3143 and the Chief said always or was it never....? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3144 I used to have trouble with these as a kid 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3145 We are inclusive of all shapes 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3146 Do we circle it or square it? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3147 Equal sliding rights at the poles 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3148 Don’t worry Britney, we’ll get you out! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3149 It’s the newly required interspatial normative design; let’s go see the new ignition response vehicle too. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3150 Can we grab lunch on the way? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3151 Hold up, when did Spongebob become a firefighter? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3152 I hear most rookies wash out before even getting to the trapezoid in week 5. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3153 Dreams DO come true! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3154 You see what affirmative action does? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3155 Tell me again, which one is for pizza delivery? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3156 Wait Peggy . . . I forget. Is it a square peg in a round hole or a round peg in a square hole? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3157 Holy smoke! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3158 What's wrong, Peg? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3159 That one's for the older guys. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3160 You take the rectum, I got the box. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3161 Thank goodness it's not a trapezoid! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3162 uh-oh, this wasn't on the rookie exam 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3163 Sure lucky we had a square meal! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3164 We did this drill in a previous cartoon. You should know what to do! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3165 Looks like the department has agreed to one of the peg union's demands. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3166 Square your shoulders, Carl. This is a five-alarmer. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3167 Pole pals peer palely past portals 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3168 I think I liked it better when I didn't have to choose which void to slide into. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3169 Huh. I didn't even know that Spongebob had joined the Department. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3170 which one is for firefighters ? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3171 What exactly are the results of the new fitness program that they are going for 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3172 When the chief said "get into shape" I don't think this is what he meant 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3173 This is a crisis we didn’t train for - round peg square hole vice-versa. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3174 Wait, which one is the dumbwaiter? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3175 The Feng Shui Magic Square! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3176 Of course we should be inclusive...who are we including?" 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3177 I guess that's one way to get that fire squared away. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3178 We didn't learn Euclidean geometry at the academy. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3179 Because of the drought in California, we have to start bringing our own ice cubes. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3180 Since when have they started cutting corners? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3181 Another identity crisis! 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
3182 Enough about fire, this is where we plant the bamboo. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3183 I don't know which one Peg used. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3184 where's the pear shape hole? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3185 Luckily, it didn’t affect the pole. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3186 Is this because I refuse to cut corners? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3187 I find this station puzzling. 1.2297 0.04923 74 59 14 1
3188 Oh, wait! That’s the one that goes to hell! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3189 "Which one do you think we can slide Kim Kardashian's butt through 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3190 Looks like management has funally heard the voice of our conservative members. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3191 Jeepers, those new robots sure learn fast. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3192 Quit rushing me. This decision will define us for the rest of our lives. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3193 The chief said the new pole was installed for the box alarm fires. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3194 The department has a new diversity initiative. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3195 We are a geometrically diverse fire station... 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3196 I think the department might have taken their new anti discrimination policies a tad too far. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3197 We should really reconsider the artist-in-residency program. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3198 Just another unintended consequence of the Covid relief bill. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3199 “Our new architect cut corners.” 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3200 This is the result of diversifying the fire house. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3201 The old round peg-square hole conundrum 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3202 I forgot. What shift are we on. Round goes to the firetruck, square goes to the sub shop. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3203 The dinner trays fit better in the new one. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3204 Another DIY handy work YouTube tutorial ! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3205 Looks like Sponge Bob Square Pants got the job. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3206 It's a new directive to ensure squares have equity with circles. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3207 Dibs on the caramel lollipop. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3208 I've heard of a square peg in a round hole, but this ... is a square hole. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3209 They've blocked one of our exits! 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3210 Looks like the Department is finally encouraging people to think INSIDE the box. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3211 Just give me a minute and I'll figure it out! 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3212 I didn't like preschool the first time. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3213 Hold up a sec, I think one of these is faster....now which was it... 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
3214 You take this one, Dave. I'm a square-peg-in-round-hole type of guy. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3215 I think this one goes up. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3216 Decisions, decisions. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3217 Those damn French have redesigned the holes again! 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3218 ...and all my life, I thought it was about a square peg in a round hole 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3219 Should we dare to be square? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3220 I should have chose the blue pill. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3221 Relax! They're both gender neutral! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3222 I swear, Steve, if I have to spend one more Saturday at one of these escape rooms, I'm leaving you. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3223 I feel we're being asked to make a life choice here. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3224 Well, in high school I was called a square. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3225 What if my butt is shaped like an ellipse? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3226 Sorry, I feel too edgy to go left. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3227 Are you hip? 1.2286 0.05449 70 57 11 2
3228 Looks like the new chief is thinking outside of the box again. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3229 All that trouble for the one and only square in the outfit! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3230 When I told the chief Fireman Sam was a bit square I didn’t think he would take me literally. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3231 Wait! You really can fit a square peg in a round hole? 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3232 This is why we always have to keep in shape. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3233 We're too cool to go down that pole. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
3234 Ever since I was a toddler I’ve been bad at this game. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3235 It's easier to find the center. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3236 Ah, Rampart, we have a problem. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3237 This is not what I signed up for. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3238 Wait which one is the “up” poll and which is the “down”? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3239 I see that the Diversity and Inclusion Committee has been busy. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3240 Where did Peg go? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3241 Let me think. One is up, so the other one has gotta be down. maybe I shouldn't have joined an emergency unit. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3242 well, you always were a square in highschool 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3243 Now you’re thinking with portals. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3244 Wait... We need to be politically correct 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3245 This is triggering my trypophobia. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3246 We’re gonna need to talk to the union rep about this shapeshifting business. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3247 OH NO! I never learned geometry. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
3248 You're the square.This one's yours! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3249 Hold my hand. We’re going unconventional. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3250 That one goes to the strip club in the basement. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3251 Everything okay down there, Sergeant SpongeBob? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3252 I consider myself open-minded, but this PC culture is getting out of control. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3253 I think it's a trick! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3254 I just don't feel like I fit in. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3255 What's the catch? Why the choice? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3256 This is exactly how I paid my way through college. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3257 Republicans wanted a traditional, round hole. Democrats wanted something new. Unfortunately, both go to the laundry room 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3258 When did we recruit Sponge Bob? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3259 Oh no—a round pole—and a square hole!!! 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3260 Well it's true,you can't put a square peg in a round hole ! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3261 SPONGE-BOB SQUARE PANTS STILL WORKS HERE 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3262 Fuck me Batman. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3263 So I must slide this pole to advance from being Probationary Firefighter Squarepeg? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3264 When was the last time someone called you a square? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3265 They're really serious with this diversity thing. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3266 Mom always said, “Better to be a square today and around tomorrow.” 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3267 I’m not edgy enough for this. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3268 Which hole we sliding into this week bob 😉? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3269 Yikes! I should have eaten square meals. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3270 I bet that one goes straight to the Captain's office. 1.2267 0.05558 75 62 10 3
3271 It's true, you can't fit a square hat in a round hole. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3272 Hmm..is this a political pole? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3273 There goes Peg. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3274 Which one if I think CSI is a great show? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3275 But I read in a magazine that I was pear-shaped! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3276 I'm not a numbers guy, but I see a polling error. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3277 Oh, that? We had to install it when they hired Peg. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3278 Batman's got his shirt off. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3279 Better find Peg and ask her which one to use. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3280 Jeez, I dunno . . . don't you always end up in the same place? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3281 One goes up and one goes down. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
3282 Quick no time for geometry, let’s just hope they’re not trapezoids! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3283 We decided against cutting corners when it comes to fire safety 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3284 Fireman gonma slide down the square fireman pole 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3285 Or if you’re not comfortable with either we could make a triangle. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3286 I told you that guy was a real square! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3287 Oh, don't be such a square. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3288 Next one is a hexagon... 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3289 Trust me, I was awarded my first gold star for taking care of a situation like this. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3290 There's a round peg in a square hole! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3291 And this one is used for burning quadratic equations. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3292 Forget it, the square one is the minimalist elevator they’ve just installed. Always take the round one 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3293 Circle goes to the fire engine. Square goes to the bachelorette party. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3294 Hold it! This one's for the existentialist who started last week. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3295 Do you see me as more of a square peg or a round hole? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3296 But I'm neither one! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3297 I think round is down, square is up. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3298 A serious decision and we're not even out of the door yet!" 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3299 “Which one for the vaccinated?” 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3300 Our holes accommodate phalluses of all shapes and sizes. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3301 You skip one day of kindergarten… 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3302 I have my mother's hips. I'm screwed either way. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3303 Am I a round or a square peg? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3304 The square hole is for any Republicans, I guess. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3305 It's 2021! This gender labeling is not cool at all. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3306 It used to be about courage, physical strength and looking good for the annual firefighter beefcake calendar. Now e have to pass an intelligence test!? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3307 Don't you think we're carrying this whole "accommodating differences" a little too far? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3308 So this is woke diversity training? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3309 now what did the management course say about this? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3310 Hold on Jim... this poll should be a post 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3311 I’m going for the round hole, how about you? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3312 Our old boss thinks that scores of creepy little bugs, called 'suck-a-doz', climbed both poles 17 years ago. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3313 Great way to slow things down, creating more moments of conscious decision making and self-awareness! Quick Carl, which one do you prefer? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3314 They had a leftover hole from the lego movie 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3315 They better be tipping with $50s. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3316 Is that why they asked us to fill in those personality tests last month? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3317 WOW! Can't wait to see this new turnout gear. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3318 I am a conservative so I guess the square is more appropriate 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3319 Careful! It could be a Giuliani squirm hole! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3320 Why are my fingernails so long?" 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3321 Go ahead, Peg — ladies first. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3322 Don't ask, don't tell in the Fire Department!!! I guess that's one way to find out!!! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3323 Accommodations were made after Sponge Bob joined the department. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3324 That one is for the larger volunteers who do not fit into a round whole. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3325 Wait, which is Columbus Circle and which is Times Square? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3326 Is this a diversity test? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3327 I prefer the checkbox to the radio button. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3328 I thought when he said 'get in shape' ... 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3329 Let's see . . . I think it's "righty fire-fighty". 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3330 It's the Elvis test Tell me you're No Square! 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
3331 I'm tempted to give Sponge Bob's a whirl. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3332 My mother always told me to stay off the pole. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3333 Good Lord, Dante was right! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3334 Ever since they defunded the police, the city’s been having a tough time figuring out what to do with the extra money 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
3335 Wait! Something’s off here... 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
3336 You calling me a peg?? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3337 I won't be a the square in this station. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3338 Do you want to be the square peg or the round hole? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3339 I think I forgot my glasses. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3340 Is this the new fire pole or an artistic commentary on how different points of view can serve a common purpose? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3341 The circle gets you to hell, the square to purgatory. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3342 Be square or be there. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3343 You can'y get a square firefighter through a round hole 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3344 Ok, Ok - you were right about the Lindemann–Weierstrass theorem. Can we get to the fire now? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3345 Do not try to choose the hole, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth… there is no hole. Then you’ll see that it is not the hole that has different shapes, it is only yourself. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3346 The Captain can be so judgmental. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3347 Joe’s indecision led Bob to wonder if it would be ok to take the stairs. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3348 Hey Bob did you meet the new girl Peg Yeah Tim, I found her to be very square Thank god we have a pole for the women 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3349 Can’t remember, am I a circle or a square? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3350 This isn’t what I thought they meant when they said they need to cut corners. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3351 I’m not in shape for this. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3352 I failed geometry in high school. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3353 Oh, no. Even with all our training I forget. Am I the square peg or the round hole? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3354 She never did fit in with the rest of us. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3355 We had to make this for Peg. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3356 I know we put our gear on after we slide down the pole, so I must be dreaming, but this I have to share with my therapist” 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3357 We had to build this one for the Captain. God, was he ever a square! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3358 This isn't funny. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3359 You know in digital world we have diverse user interface 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3360 Ok. I'll go first. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3361 I want to make sure I fit into the right one. Is my face shape round or square? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3362 Omg, where is the rectangle? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3363 We let the chief’s son design this one. 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
3364 Sometimes I feel like I’m trying to fit a round me into a square hole. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3365 I know you’re trying to be inclusive chief, but the square hoses just aren’t working. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3366 Sorry boss, but I’m a triangle peg” 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3367 Square, rhombus…regardless of perspective, we can at least agree it’s some sort of trapezoid. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3368 i prefer triangle because they're kinda acute. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3369 My online therapist says I’ve developed anxiety during the pandemic, so maybe you can take this one. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3370 I remember something kin training about not trying to fit a round peg in a square hole but this wasn't on the exam. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3371 Next question, rookie: Which pole is for four-alarm fires? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3372 Uhm...the square one takes the local route 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3373 My Fire Academy nightmare! 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3374 These are still acceptable, but if they continue to cut costs, we will soon have a triangle here and we will not even be able to get out. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3375 They never taught us shapes in the Academy! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3376 Which is the endomorphic opening? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3377 You can’t rush geometry. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3378 It's part of the new diversity program. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3379 Wait! I think some shiplap will fix this. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3380 The bring-your-kid-to-work policy is really getting out of hand. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3381 I thought the Firefighter's Exam was supposed to be easy! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3382 We should never have installed that stripper pole. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3383 I'm having an identity crisis at a rather inopportune time. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3384 I’m all for inclusivity but this is ridiculous. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3385 Hello? Is it me you're looking for 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3386 Is this some kind of test? Now? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3387 One leads to chili and the other leads to beer...but which is which? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3388 This wasn’t covered in our training. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3389 Which did you say was the women’s pole? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3390 Whoa, there's a choice? 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3391 We think it’s important for rookies to embrace positive body image. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3392 An age-old problem,out of context. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3393 This really takes the whole ‘square peg round hole’ thing to a new level. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3394 Our holes cover all phallus shapes. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3395 Sometimes I feel like I’m a square fireman trying to fit myself into a round hole 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3396 But I don’t want to be a square! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3397 But, are you sure it’s not a 5g tower? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3398 Babe, which one is Lil Nas again? I’m gonna check with him before you do that nail color on my right hand... 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3399 Do I get a treat if I pick the right one? 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
3400 round peg in a square hole or square peg in a round hole? 1.2209 0.04794 86 70 14 2
3401 Someone get Peg over here! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3402 It's be there OR be square, not AND 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3403 Who are you callin’ square? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3404 Is that you, Peg? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3405 Did they say to use the square one or the round one for "down"? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3406 I see Ellen DeGeneres down there. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3407 Is this part of the new “think outside the box” initiative? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3408 Choice job 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
3409 Diversity. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3410 Don't be asquared, Have a wider diameter leap of courage 1.2208 0.04384 77 61 16 0
3411 Putting a treadmill in here would have been a lot cheaper. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3412 SpongeBob SquarePants was just added to the Visitors List. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3413 Who’s this pole for, SpongeBob?!” -Alora Hague, New Hyde Park, N.Y 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3414 Where did you put that round peg? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3415 I've always been one for individuality. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
3416 I knew things would change when Peg got here. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3417 We’re lookin’ at 720 degrees, Cap! 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
3418 Where did that come from? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3419 Would you rather dance or go save the lives?” kno 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3420 I know the mayor said not to cut any corners but, did he really mean this? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3421 Okay, who has the square peg? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3422 Are we squaring up or rounding up? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3423 But he doesn't belong on engine L7. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3424 Well, we call this a lose-lose situation. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3425 We were warned that the new Captain would shake things up! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3426 Who'd they hire to do that, SpongeBob SquarePants? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3427 The Millennials don't seem to be fitting in. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3428 And one for sponge bob. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3429 Please tell me that we didn't let the consultants near the fire trucks too. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3430 Now I know what I missed at the diversity in the workplace training last Monday 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3431 ‘Parker! Do you believe in string theory?!’ 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3432 Is this what they meant by be there or be square 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3433 Way to go down 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3434 I wish they’d let us volunteers start putting out fires instead of this 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3435 We didn’t learn in pole dancing 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3436 You know why they say be there or be square, it’s because you’re not a round 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3437 Don’t be such a square, dude. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3438 Seriously, I don't know but they both go down. MOMMY! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3439 I didn't do geometrics, what do you think? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3440 I’m more of a pear 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3441 I’m told it’s a new diversity requirement. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3442 I've never been a good fit for a square peg. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3443 But, you can put a round peg in a square hole. 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
3444 Fuck, how will I square this with my wife? 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
3445 Which to choose? Square or Circle? Democrat or Republican? What's the difference? They both end up at the bottom of the poll. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3446 Where the pole dancers at? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3447 It's part of an initiative to become more geometrically inclusive. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3448 Yes, it does make one wonder. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3449 If Peg can do it... 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3450 Don't be a square give it a go. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3451 Hmmm,! It seems that those rumors of corner cutting may have some credibility. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3452 It’s hard to know which poles to trust these days. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3453 That's for the square-minded. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3454 Don’t worry. I’ve seen this before. It only happens when we put on all of our gear before sliding down the pole. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3455 First one down is a square peg in a round hole! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3456 I knew I shouldn’t have dropped out of kindergarten. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3457 One of the Captain's infuriating metaphors 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3458 This is where we see if we really fit in as Firemen! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3459 Well, I guess we'll just have to shape up, or ship out------ 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3460 There’s no getting a-round this one. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3461 How did they fit a square peg in a round hole ! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3462 I'm too out of shape, I'll take the stairs... 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3463 I’ve always felt so out of place 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3464 I always sucked at shape sorters. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3465 If it ain’t broke, why fix it? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3466 The Chief warned us that if our budget was cut he'd need to cut some corners. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3467 They say the man who built this watched The Matrix 33 times. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3468 I’m scared of heights 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3469 I'm not sure. The Government says that polls are unreliable. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3470 Er.... I am not a square peg, maybe, perhaps, I should do the other one. Then again, perhaps.... 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3471 I was sick of being ignored. It's about time the square peg gets validated. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3472 I thought the chief was kidding when he said his kids designed this Fire House 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3473 Which one is the new gender neutral option? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3474 Was it square that circle or circle that square? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3475 I bet this is a test on last week's cultural sensitivity training. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3476 Careful, Peg."I'm pretty sure one of these is a dead-end. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3477 It's time I finally got around to this one. 1.2188 0.04241 96 78 17 1
3478 I can't figure it out. Geometry was never my strong suit. 1.2188 0.04492 96 78 16 2
3479 These workplace personality tests are getting out of hand. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3480 What? No pear shape? 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3481 Mister Pillow was here! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3482 I hate it when fighting fires presents such deep ontological issues! 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3483 Your call-Purgatory or Inferno. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3484 Since you're in training, Peg, I suggest you try this one until you shape up 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3485 You'll be playing the role of fireman in the school play. 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
3486 Im afraid we're not on the same page here. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3487 They ran out of vertices when they were putting in the second one. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3488 Let's circle around; I don't want to be square 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3489 Wait, wait...these new poles came from Acme Inc. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3490 Are you all right, Peg? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3491 Take the one on the left, this one's for squares! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3492 Does the square lead to the pit of impossible despair or is it the other way around? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3493 Ok now , remember your training. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3494 It’s from the 50’s, when people were square. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
3495 This is a polarising choice. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3496 But I wanted the pole in the TRIANGLE! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3497 Oh,no. Now I have to reveal whether I am a Conservative or Liberal! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3498 You never could fit a “square peg in a round hole.” 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3499 I hate our new captain. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3500 What's next, square toe boots? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3501 I guess they've got you pegged! 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
3502 Depends what shape you’re in... 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3503 Look it. I get you think I'm a square for telling you not to vape. But this is super passive aggressive. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3504 This politically correct is going nuts. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3505 I just can't deal with any more decisions today 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3506 Wait, I see they added another option given your personality. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3507 Alright, Rookie Roundpeg. Today we’re gonna try something a little more challenging. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3508 I'll use this one, I'm not a person to cut corners 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3509 I am in no shape to go down that pole. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3510 This isn't what I meant by diversity initiative. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3511 So you really can fit a round peg in a square hole 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3512 No firemen were hurt during this test. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3513 The chief said something about square pegs not sliding down the firepole properly. I think he wants some of us to lose weight. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3514 Which is for cis-men? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3515 I bet the city is selling the outcome of your choice to marketers as a data point. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3516 He was always a Square in a Round Hole--He's Happier Now 1.2174 0.04592 92 75 15 2
3517 Even though I identify as a round peg, I’m oddly attracted to square holes. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
3518 The choice is yours", Lieutenant Squarepeg 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3519 We’re square-peg inclusive. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3520 Now I understand why my mother always told me to eat a square meal. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3521 Is this another one of the chief’s psych evaluations? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3522 Come on down, the diagonal’s perfect! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3523 I miss Peg. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3524 Margaret must’ve gone down this one! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3525 What if? 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
3526 Yes, and I have heard that the triangles have filed a discrimination suit too. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3527 I guess this one’s for Peg. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3528 We’re going down. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3529 I feel like a round peg in a square hole today. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3530 See, it's just as I said about the new guy. Still think I should turn on my siren and drive back to the 1950s? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3531 Is this the class for firemen who failed geometry? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3532 Should we tell Marjorie the space lasers were recommissioned to just make shapes? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3533 So this is what is means to get in shape. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3534 North or South? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3535 Picasso painted this one. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3536 Some guys fit in differently 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3537 Woah, you can't put a round peg into a square hole! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3538 Peg's been gaining weight. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3539 Did they really say that we can only use the round hole on Pi Day? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3540 As first responders we've trained to expect the unexpected. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3541 The poles are straight but our firefighters come in all shapes and sizes ❤️🔴 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3542 We made this for you since you didn’t go to the company party last night. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3543 Not for this squad. I told the Captain we wouldn't cut any corners! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3544 I’m taking the stairs! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3545 Why are we upside down, standing on the ceiling, did we just fall? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3546 Fireman Spongebob. Just hired. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3547 I knew he was a bit square, but this is just too much! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3548 Looks like we lost the cat. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3549 "The department has really cornered us. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3550 Well, we pass the diversity test. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3551 Go get Square Bill. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3552 Let me get this straight, women are either pear, apple or hourglass shaped and firefighters are either square or circle? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3553 But from here it looks like a rhombus. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3554 I thought the question was ‘red or blue pill’? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3555 Isn’t it ‘to be there, be square?’ 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3556 This firefighting stuff is shaping up to be harder than I thought. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3557 I don’t remember this from the training. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3558 I think that we need to select a body type! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3559 Well at least something is binary these days but I have no idea which one to pick. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3560 Just because he called me a square, he didn't have to be so graphic about it" 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3561 Are you a peg or hole type person? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3562 Oh look, they made one for the Aliens. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
3563 That one’s for structure fires, but this new square one is for liars whose pants are on fire. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3564 I guess that's for Wendy's customers only. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3565 In this job, you gotta get in shapes 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3566 For those that are Boxed-in 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3567 I guess I’ll see you downsquares 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3568 I can't make up my mind. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3569 Seems our new captain is a cardboard box 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3570 I can never decide into which one I fit best... 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3571 A poet at heart forced to seek work as a firefighter,Eli had always felt like a square peg in a round hole. But now... 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3572 I can see it saves construction costs, but they may be right to test it...I just can't do it. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3573 This Cheerios versus Cheerisquares polling has gone a little too far. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3574 It’s been this way since the Triangle fire! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3575 Square holes, round pegs....I passed the physical part of the firefighter exam no problem, but the IQ tests are killing me. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3576 you’re the one who’s into pegging, you go through the square. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3577 Chief's gone bipolar, huh? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3578 I hate math. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3579 Whoops! Wrong pipe. That one goes to the sewer. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3580 I was kind of bored with just the round one. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
3581 It depends on where you want to go. Round is down where the fire is. Square is up where the poker is. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3582 We built this when we hired Peggy. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3583 Was it round peg in the square hole or square peg in the round hole? I'm having a hard time figuring this one out. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3584 The round one takes you to the fire trucks and the square one takes you to Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade training.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3585 Well, you are what you eat 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3586 Is there an app for this? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3587 You’re the square peg, I’m the round hole. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3588 So... which one of us is the square...? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3589 I don’t think I’m in shape for this type of hard work! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3590 I never thought robots would be taking our jobs. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
3591 Uh oh. The fire must be at a big-box store. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3592 Did Peg force us to do this? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3593 So Peg, which way? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3594 Which one of us is the peg and which one is the circle? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3595 Stand back, Peg! Remember last time? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3596 I told you fireman training could get tricky. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
3597 Why does the alarm always ring when I'm halfway done painting my fingernails? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3598 They didn't cover this at the Training Academy! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3599 Now remember, this one is only to be used for the return trip. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3600 Folks seem to be getting along a lot better since we replaced the red and blue poles. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3601 We could never brake the tie. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3602 At least it's better than the one shaped like a pigeon. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3603 First, unisex uniforms. Now, this. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3604 It's how they weed out the misfits. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3605 God, I hate trendy signs. Which one is the gent's again? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3606 'The round one.Why ?Because we fit better!'' 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3607 I've been using the square for #1s and the round for #2s. Is that not right? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3608 Don’t be such a square. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3609 It's humiliating that they felt the need to install a "practice pole" 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3610 The delivery guy is here; did you order square or round pizza? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3611 Well, here’s one way to sort out who’s a square in this house. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3612 Quick. Get the emergency protractor. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3613 I ask for a rectangle and this what I get, can you believe it 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3614 I’m too hip to be square. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3615 That fire is probably not going to be put out. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3616 Well I have always felt like a square peg trying to fit into a round hole 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3617 I can’t believe Timmy finally did it... 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
3618 I don't remember what kind of peg I am. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3619 Did you have a square meal today? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3620 that's one hot pole dancer 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3621 Wait...Was it hip to be square? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3622 But we were only trained to put a round peg in a round hole... 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3623 I told Peg to go first. Don’t know which pole she took. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3624 I always thought of myself as a round peg. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3625 Don't be a square, try something new! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3626 I said vortex not vertex. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3627 Fire in the hole - let’s go with the square! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3628 I thought I was in good shape but now I'm not so sure. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3629 Decisions,decisions.......Does the square peg go in the round hole?? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3630 Wait-isn't it right for down and left for up? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3631 We're not in shape for this, Murphy. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3632 That's for the Amazon guy. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3633 Must be one of those 'leap of faith' things?" 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3634 - "Huh? Pete, please tell me you went to Waldorf's !!" 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3635 The Square Peg Liberties Union came through! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3636 You’re definitely a square, so you take that one. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3637 Let me just find the right angle. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3638 Wait! Which one takes us to the fire at Union Square?! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3639 My therapist told me to try new things but I’m not sure this is the time. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3640 Did you just say golly? Yeah, you should take this one. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
3641 This time, H.R. has taken diversity too far. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3642 My childhood nightmare, again. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
3643 Who would you say is more passive aggressive? Chief Peg or Captain Hole? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3644 OSHA’s gonna be pissssssed. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3645 It wasn't the round hole I was afraid of. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
3646 I always mess this up and slide into the strip club. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3647 I didn't knew that "get in shape!" was so literal. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3648 They said we could use this one to practice for bachelorette parties. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3649 What if I don't look like either of these shapes?! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3650 Wait. Just because we're angular, we don't have to be angularists. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3651 Talk about a round peg in a square hole. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3652 Tony, are you familiar with what is known as “the double slit experiment?” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3653 It’s not you... it’s me. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3654 Decisions! Decisions! We don't have time for this!! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3655 Are they crazy? No one will admit to being square! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3656 Don't be square, Bob 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3657 one is a square and one is a circle, i think that’s the difference 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3658 Frank’s entire life was culminating in the decision before him - misfit individualist, or fireman 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3659 These holes are totally unflattering. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3660 Before we slide down, I need to know if that square a real square or is it a rectangle? And is the circle a real circle or is it an oval 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3661 Our new inclusion policy says we gotta have a pole for the square pegs and the round holes...go figure! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3662 Well, the Captain does have the corner office." 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3663 We're to use it by personality type. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3664 I know it's 27% larger, but stop pushing me! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3665 Forget the politics, just get on a pole1 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3666 Which pole? It's an over/under toilet paper situation! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3667 Uh oh, better get the captain. This looks like a big decision. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3668 They always said I’m a round firefighter in a square fire station. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3669 Actually I'm hesitating because I've just done my nails" 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3670 Careful! I heard one is not safe for work. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3671 Did I mention that I have trypophobia? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3672 We really should not divide ourselves like this. 1.2121 0.05511 66 55 9 2
3673 So, do we have to ask about their pronouns? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3674 But what if I want to twirl around on my way down? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3675 These traffic studies are ridiculous. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3676 Oh no, the holes are different shapes. One is a circle and one is a square. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3677 Which one is up and which one is down? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3678 We gotta jump into the square hole cuz the other one is Pointless 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3679 Think 'inside the box' ? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3680 We wanted the poles, not the polyhedrons 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3681 We're proud of our Shape-Blind Peg Policy. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3682 First double sinks, then double kitchen ovens, and now double fire-poles are in I guess? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3683 I clearly said "make it the shape of a waffle." 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3684 What pronoun am I suppose to use? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3685 Wait, is it round peg in square hole or square peg in round hole. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3686 Should we get to the square root of problems or accept the circle of life? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
3687 That can't be right. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3688 I'm seeing double – 4 Krusties! 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3689 I guess you can put a round peg in a square hole. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3690 I’ll be the square peg. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3691 Is it just me or do you hear Lawrence Welk down there?”. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3692 Ah -hold up - what shape do you identify with?! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3693 With the increase in revenue we're not cutting corners anymore. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3694 Am I a Round Peg or a Square Hole? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3695 Maybe I should deal with the fire inside of me first. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3696 This is a Mondrian firehouse. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3697 See? You really do fit in here, Peg! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3698 The square one is for firefighters who have circlephobia 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3699 That one is for when Picasso,Braque or Spongebob pick up a shift. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3700 You're the square; you take that one. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3701 Don’t look at me, I didn’t pass my spatial reasoning test. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3702 That’s for the guy they call SpongeBob 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3703 Sure glad we had that diversity training last week. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
3704 Wait, I think the round is for the firetruck and the square is for the studio for the calendar shoot 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
3705 Wait. Was that four alarm or five alarm? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3706 It must be part of the new diversity training. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3707 I’ll use that one - I’m really out of shape! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3708 Listen, man. Gender reveals have really gone too far... 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3709 That's the fire pole for ex-Marines. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3710 Did that one work better for you, Peg? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3711 We are into diversity in this fire house. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3712 Do you identify as a square peg or a round hole? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3713 If only my son were here. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3714 This earthquake is going to destroy the fire station. Am I safer up here,where I might fall to my death,or down there where I might be crushed to death? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3715 The square one is for Peggy. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3716 Is J.Lo coming up? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3717 This one must for the square nerds. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3718 You first, I forgot the hand sanitizer 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3719 I told Sarge to stop hiring squares. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3720 Huh... he made it fit. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3721 Okay, okay, I’m a nerd but is this really necessary. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3722 I know it's square for male and circle for female...but what about the undecided? 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3723 I am so confused. Was I supposed to put a square peg in the round hole or the round pole in the square? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3724 They really took my feedback on cutting corners to heart. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3725 I’ll go in the round one. You can square up and go in the other one. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3726 That's left over from the Gravedigger's scene in our production of 'The Firefighter's Hamlet'. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3727 Is that the one that goes to hell? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3728 You think Chief’s trying to tell us we’re out of shape? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3729 Talk about being pegged! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3730 What are they trying to tell me? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3731 It’s to remind us to stay in shape. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3732 I have doubts. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3733 Careful here, the round one is for fires in Brooklyn, but the square one goes straight to Hell. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
3734 See you next year. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
3735 QUICK ARE YOU A CIRCLE OR A SQUARE? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3736 They just had to go for the cheaper option. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3737 Geometry, after all these years? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3738 I hope this question is the last part of the job interview 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3739 There’s psychobabble in here somewhere. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
3740 I keep forgetting to write down which of these leads to the eternal inferno 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
3741 I need a moment here. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3742 Which one leads to the bar again? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3743 Doberman went down the dumbwaiter. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3744 Do you know if they sanitized that? 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
3745 We can only save one. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3746 Which hole did our fascist mayor say that true males had to identify with? And why I am wearing my gear up here? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3747 'should have learned pole dancing' 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3748 I hope that's not a comment on my hipness. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3749 I forgot my square helmet! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3750 Is this the square peg in the round hole dichotomy? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3751 At least with bagels they offer you the option of everything. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3752 Remind me again... Chippendales is the SQUARE, right?” 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3753 Hold on. SpongeBob got tangled up again. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3754 Quickly Mitchell, get the toddler. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3755 I think I’ll go with pi*r^2 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3756 When I called you a blockhead I meant it 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3757 Wait, do we have to choose now? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3758 Would you say I’m more square-shouldered or round-bellied? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3759 Which one is to the men's locker room? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3760 Either way, a hole is a hole. So just pick one, Brad! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3761 It’s either fire or brimstone... Carmen F. Zumot 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3762 who you calling 'Peg'? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3763 The square one is for the Grocery Delivery... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3764 As long as they don’t put square tires on the truck I’m okay. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3765 You can stop at every floor: the square rotates. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3766 You go first! I've always been 'a square peg in a round hole.' 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3767 I think he’s got that call squared away! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3768 Well I guess this proves it, Tommy. The “Quarantine 15” isn’t just in our heads. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3769 Damn. Will I fit in this shape?? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3770 Captain’s been playing Roblox again! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3771 I don’t know, I think I’m more of a pear shape these days 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3772 This is like that movie Idiocracy. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3773 Which helmet do I have on? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3774 The new guy eats his meals from a tray. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3775 This is not what I meant when I said we needed to update our methods. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3776 Left one if you ate the pizza. Right on if you ate the pizza box. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3777 What the FUCK is this? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3778 A round peg in a square hole? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3779 It’s for the captain since he went on that three square meals diet. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3780 That one goes to the calendar shoot. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3781 Wonder how that works? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3782 If only I was a shape-shifter! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3783 I knew the battalion chief was a square. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3784 Really? This one? I don't fit in here. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3785 90 degrees? We’ve been through worse. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3786 they don’t teach you these things in the academy mike. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3787 I always get into trouble after going into the wrong hole 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3788 There’s been some necessary accommodations, post COVID. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
3789 The chief says we have to cater for all pegs 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3790 'Be there, don't be square'? I'll take the circle. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3791 Don't worry - it's just a proof that a circle CAN be squared - as long as you jump in along the diagonal. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3792 I think I can navigate the hole, but the square pole is going to hurt 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3793 Just shoot me now. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3794 I think that’s when we do the “ah weeeee” thing I saw on the internet 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3795 Which one is for the vaccinated bunch 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3796 Will this earthquake ever stop? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3797 I wonder if Batman ever felt this way. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3798 I know it's just ink on paper, but somehow it's causing me to question everything I believe. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3799 We're Fire-MEN, not Fire-scientists, Johnson! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3800 Yes, this does seem like it'll help with my fear of circling back 1.2069 0.04664 87 72 13 2
3801 After 2020, is there any exit ROUNDER? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3802 We’re in no hurry. Let’s think about this. 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
3803 -Which way? -Follow my lead, I'm vaccinated 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3804 I'll take the stairs 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3805 Huh. Looks like they decided not to cut any corners the second time around. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3806 Now I’m worried about the toilets. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3807 Is it for millennials? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3808 Just wait a sec, does this really square with your thinking? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3809 They think this shows that the Department is open to diversity. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3810 We don't know. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3811 The efficiency study found that the old floor opening was pointless. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3812 Thank goodness Peg picked the right one! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3813 I see they made a gender neutral accommodation. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3814 You can't put a square fireman in a round hole." 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3815 Been there, girl. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3816 Who's gonna be the square? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3817 Damn it, my Bitcoin just slid down the pole. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3818 Crap! I've forgotten which peg I am. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3819 That’s for all the squares, you know, the ones not “woke “ yet 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3820 Uh oh -- somebody dropped the square peg in the wrong hole! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3821 Did Peg just go down? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3822 Wow! Looks like Spongebob Squarepants just left 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3823 Yeah, difficult--don't scrape your butt--but management's saves money on carpentry." 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3824 So that is where the Huey Lewis donation went! 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3825 Another damn choice test ! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3826 Let's get ready to rhombus! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3827 Which one’s up and which one’s down? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3828 It's Ladies' Night---Which one goes into the strip club? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3829 What do you think Hobson? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3830 You take the round hole and I'll take the square hole, and I'll be at the fire afore ye... 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3831 OMG, Rover took the laundry chute by mistake! 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3832 I’m not sure, but I think it’s political. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3833 Good thing I haven't surpassed my three squares a day. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3834 The chief just said to get into shape. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3835 I think you are a little to big for that one Dave…….. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3836 «Why can’t you ever be square with me?» 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3837 Brought to you by Squarespace. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3838 Call the Union!! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3839 I think just about any firefighter should be able to fit in at this station. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3840 We needed to comply with the new regulations against discrimination. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3841 It’s the Chief’s new ‘wokeness’ test. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3842 Wait! They didn’t teach us about this at the Fire Academy. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3843 You know, maybe this is one of those times we should cut corners 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3844 No wait, We could get boxed in! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3845 But I'm an oval peg 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3846 You thought you had me pegged. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3847 I told them not to hire that Vandelay guy to redesign this place. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3848 I don’t think this is exactly what was meant by the call for more diversity in the workplace. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3849 Management did promise some big changes. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3850 Stop being such a square and go! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3851 You’ll have to go first- I missed this lesson in preschool 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3852 Well, are you a square or not? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3853 I think this Diversity and Inclusion Initiative is going a bit too far, don't you think? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3854 All my life I've felt like a square peg that didn't fit through a round hole. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3855 Wait, I'm confused....in Fire Training School, didn't we learn that you can put a square peg in a round hole, but you can't put a round peg in a square ....??? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3856 Stand back. This is a test of the emergency gravity system. If this was a real emergency, we’d probably hurt ourselves. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3857 Those old guys really were square. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3858 This one must be gender neutral. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3859 They're trying to test what kind of shape we're in. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3860 Hey Pal, that one is for the truck 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3861 I guess this time they decided not to cut any corners. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3862 I don’t know which one, square for scary or circle for serious. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3863 Wait, Which Smart Pole is compatible with my phone? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3864 How do I pick I'm gender neutral! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3865 I won't through the square hole. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3866 That new guy is such a square! He’ll never fit in. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3867 Bloody hell! 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
3868 I'll just be a square and take the circle. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3869 Geometry has never been my thing. Why now??? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3870 This isn’t the 90 degrees that I thought you’d be afraid of Steve. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3871 You’re the one with the square peg. I’ll take the stairs. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3872 Some of our volunteers are cubical workers. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3873 Took me weeks to choose my personal pronoun, and now this? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3874 I've heard of square peg in a round hole, but never a round pole in a square hole. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3875 But where's the rhombus, Doug? WHERE's THE RHOMBUS? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3876 they said all we need to do is move slowly past it 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3877 Hold on, Tim. You're saying that Steely Dan was actually BETTER before the departure of Jeff 'Skunk' Baxter on guitar? That's an outrageous statement and you know it. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3878 You shouldn’t have had the pizza with the box, Joe. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3879 Chief! I only trained on triangles in fire academy! 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3880 That one's just for Peg. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3881 Roll slow, there's geometry in the house my man. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3882 Where do you think this one leads to? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3883 Going up. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
3884 I say if the boot fits, dare it. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3885 That one's for the guy with the doctorate. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3886 It's a DEI thing 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3887 Who said you couldn't put a round peg in a square hole? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3888 I know I'm straight, but my body fits the round one. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3889 I'm afraid it's down the rabbit hole for this one. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3890 Apparently, it’s hip to be square. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3891 The optimal shape is a triangle. I am full of ennui. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3892 Lieutenant, which one is for the dancers? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3893 Umm, diversity measures? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3894 Gives a whole new meaning to "man walks into a bar". 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3895 Maybe chief Da Vinchi can figure this ones out ! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3896 Never explained this in the training. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3897 I told the renovators to make sure their using the correct measurements and the right angles. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3898 If I were a rich fireman, One shaft for going down and one for coming up 1.2029 0.05296 69 58 9 2
3899 I guess we shouldn't have called her 'Round Peg'... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3900 It's your choice. Rigid or well-rounded. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3901 Well, what do you know, Peg finally got it right. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3902 This is one drill I don't know. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3903 Just cuz I called him a ‘square,’ doesn’t mean he gets his own pole. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3904 Darn...It's psychological evaluation time again. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3905 I was always shaky in geometry... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3906 Squares are gonna spiral out of control, but I’m glad you came round 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3907 Thats the new "UP" pole. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3908 Our new diet allows no more pi. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3909 You are so square 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3910 It's for people who like to make things harder for themselves. You know the type. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3911 They are superheroes in uniforms, they do not cower in fear as they slip down to save dear lives. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3912 It's for Harris and Kessler, the misfits 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3913 Which one is the men's and which is the women's? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3914 He never really fitted in 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3915 Trump loyalists plan to put out their own fires. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3916 Have you noticed that this cartoonist has been making us more angular lately? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3917 I thought pole dancing would be safer! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3918 They looked the same in the Amazon description 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3919 Does it really matter? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3920 Looks like the department psychologist is running a test again. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3921 oh man, did Dante say something about circles or squares? I got so hung up on Farenheit 451, I didn't do the rest of the reading... 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3922 Son, now that you have a girlfriend I think it's time we talk about sex. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3923 That one’s for Dadbods. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3924 My wife said my body type was boxy. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3925 I always said the captain was a square! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3926 I heard Lil Nas X went down that pole... 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3927 It's okay, Bob, any pole will do. It's about the new whimsical aesthetic, not your politics 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3928 Wait, were you the square peg, or was that me? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3929 I hope this guy doesn't charge by the hour. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3930 Is this the round peg in a square hole? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3931 They are trying to move away from the antebellum imagery. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3932 But what if I’m pear shaped? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3933 You're trying to put a round pole in a square hole! 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3934 Two firemen, two holes 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3935 What's good for the ellipse is bad for the parallelogram. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3936 We thought you'd feel more comfortable 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3937 Chief said this is a rhombus emergency. Which one's the rhombus?! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3938 That pole is for the blockheads in the department. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3939 Sponge Bob on steroids, his other job. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3940 Was that SpongeBob SquarePants? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3941 Avoid the diagonal.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3942 Square peg in a round hole 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3943 I never did this well, damn 1.2022 0.04282 89 73 15 1
3944 There's different sides to each fire-rescue 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3945 Union Square or Dupont Circle Today? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3946 Would you describe my body type as angular or round? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3947 Why don't we have stairs again? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3948 People complained that only using round holes isn't fair to all the other shapes. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3949 I only use that one in certain corner cases. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3950 Looks like they bought the new hole at a fire sale! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3951 And to think,I dismissed geometry in school as not having practical value. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3952 Een meeny miny moe 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3953 No more need to fit a square peg into a round hole. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3954 I heard this used to be a White Castle 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3955 It pays to be in shape. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3956 It's an ADA accommodation for wheelchair-bound fire fighters 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3957 Let's cut corners. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3958 Eenie meenie miney mo... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3959 It”s for Charless, our flame resistant robot. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3960 One of these poles goes to the Fire House, the other to a Gentlemen's Club, and I can't remember which 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3961 I don’t know which one would mean we’re gay, but we’re going to have to make a decision here pretty soon. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3962 It's part of a new diversity initiative plan 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3963 Oh Hells Bells . . . My Vertigo is coming back! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3964 No, there´s no transgender pole 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3965 They ran out of circles so it was either that or a triangle. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3966 I'm not sure, Barry. But this could be a trapezoid. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3967 That one is for Peg. She’s a square. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3968 I almost forgot, the square slide pole is for anyone over 30. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3969 Oh No! Not the Square One! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3970 One of them leads to my old geometry class 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3971 I know it’s a 211, Mark, but I’m not really identifying with either. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3972 Seems like Chief Sponge Bob has made a few changes around the station... 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3973 Look..."don't ask-don't tell". I knew this pole and hole stuff was going to confront us one day. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3974 Here’s one step ……” 1.2000 0.04240 90 74 15 1
3975 You tend to have a round belly, whereas I am a bit square. So you take the round hole and I’ll take the other. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3976 He always was a square. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3977 Is someone measuring our pegs again? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3978 One place where cutting corners is necessary. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3979 Bro I hate being a firefighter. It's just constant, pointless bullshit like this. But eight of my connections already congratulated me on starting a new position, and I could never let them down. So this is my life. Forever." 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3980 Since when did SpongeBob Squarepants join the Department? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3981 When I asked the chief for a promotion, I told him I was feeling like a square peg.” 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3982 New social distancing requirements. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3983 Egad, they finally let SpongeBob join the squad! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3984 Don't go there! It's a trick! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3985 It replaces the old psychological evaluation system. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3986 Oh,no! Which peg am I? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3987 I’m thinking I’m pegged no matter which one I choose… 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3988 Shocked,Frank and Jim realized that gluing a safe and an oil drum to the ceiling wasn’t their most laughable office prank. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3989 which one goes to the Batcave 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3990 It’s thoughtful of them to include us square pegs. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3991 Uh oh! I failed geometry. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
3992 It’s for the guy who follows behind us to soak up the water. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3993 You can't fit me in a square hole. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3994 That's the one for the guys who where boxers. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3995 Head first, you say? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3996 We mostly use this one on Halloween. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3997 Is someone trying to tell us we have the same father? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3998 I don't remember which one goes to the fire truck and which one goes to the lion's cage! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3999 I can never remember witch one goes to the fire truck and witch to the lobby 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4000 Wait! Am I a square peg or a round hole? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4001 SpongeBob gets his very own pole? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4002 We have to make a choice that will shape our future at the poles. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4003 Could we all agree on a hexagon? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4004 I guess if you fit, it doesn't matter! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4005 Our square pegs asked for an accommodation. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4006 Oh, this must be part of our inclusivity program for the square pegs. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4007 That DOES fit into a square peg! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4008 When I trained for the pole-dancing routine, there was no geometry involved! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4009 Not in any way, shape, or form. Where's the stairs? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4010 Let's use this one. It’s got all the right angles. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4011 Serves you right for using that “trying to fit a square peg into a round hole” analogy all the time. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4012 Whoever said that you can’t fit a round peg into a square hole? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4013 Trust me, that one's only for Bob. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4014 Dude, c’mon. Don’t be such a square. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4015 Feet first or head first 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4016 The new " normal"? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4017 We definitely need masks for this 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4018 When in doubt, let it slide. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4019 I've been working remotely so long, I forget—which one goes down? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4020 Come on, peg, you know where to go. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4021 Apparently, one size doesn’t fit all after all. @newyorkermag 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4022 I mean we could always try squaring the circle. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4023 Don't worry they have the same circumference. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4024 They say to prevent burnout you gotta have more choices at work 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4025 Watch out Stanley… Those giant, colorful beads can slide up or down at any moment. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4026 They added the second one after Peg got stuck. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4027 Should we go down with a mask? (Square) or just go down normally, w\o a mask as we are already vaccinated? (Circle) LoL 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4028 Okay. Who is well-rounded and who is the square? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4029 Paul quick you take the left, you’re the boring one! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4030 Which one should we start with? 1.1978 0.04745 91 78 10 3
4031 I told you Bob was a square. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4032 I hope they don't think we're real firefighters 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
4033 It looks round, but the corners are sharp. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
4034 Well Jim, you know what Huey Lewis and the News said back in the day. It's hip to be square. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
4035 When was the last time you had a square meal? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4036 my 2021 resolution was NOT to be square 😩 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4037 These new urinals sure look tasty! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4038 What would Smokey do? 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4039 And this one is for making a little extra at bachelorette parties. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4040 You know what they say about a square peg.... 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4041 Which one is gender normative? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4042 I knew he had a 50s mentality, but this? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4043 Well, OK. If it’s for diversity … 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4044 Okay, I'll go first after you! 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4045 That one's for the Minecraft fire fighters. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4046 Wait a second... which pole can we trust? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4047 Loaf of bread or can of Pringles? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4048 I don't know . . . at the academy we used triangles 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4049 Well, you sure had that guy pegged. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4050 My advice, don’t explore the south pole. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4051 This is more of an emotional challenge than a cognitive one. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4052 It’s a question best solved by triangulating the issues. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4053 If you want me to use that one, I'll have to get in better shape. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4054 Uh oh. My parents never trained me for this kind of potty 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4055 Glad they didn't build a triangle one as a fitness test. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4056 Alexa, play MONTERO by @lilnasx 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4057 Well, Peg, You want to go the easy way or the hard way? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4058 Why are these poles so close to one another? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4059 Im not a square, but being in an neverending circle seems so intimidating. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4060 Station upgrades suck 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4061 This one's for the Lego fireman 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4062 Take this pole. The fire's in Squaresville. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4063 Thank goodness were still square and not woke! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4064 Sorry, I hesitate, you should go first, this round peg in a square whole, or square peg in a round peg thing has confused me my whole life. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4065 Let’s toss a coin. Square or circle to see which sucks us in first. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4066 I understand it's for someone named Peg. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4067 I can never remember which one is for up an which one is for down. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4068 I guess they finally decided to hire SpongeBob Square Pants 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4069 Quick, get me the square peg! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4070 Popsicle Lilliput! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4071 I am a republican, which one should I use? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4072 Man, this inclusion thing is really catching on! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4073 They’re still afraid of shape neutral poles. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4074 don’t worry about it — it’s for the 2022 calendar. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4075 And here I thought this whole time Bill was such a square. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4076 At least it's better than last week's- that rhombus 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4077 We needed a subject matter expert on staff. They hired a toaster. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4078 Better get everybody--this goes to the earth's molten core. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4079 Looks like accommodations for the Minecraft Battalion dealing with all the online flame wars. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4080 'Yeah he starts next week. Could be worse, they could have turned the whole precinct into a pineapple 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
4081 Chief says we’re switching to a triangle for unisex. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4082 OPTIONS??? we've never had options.. now what? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4083 We need to get the crew back into shape. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4084 These young hipsters think they're funny. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4085 I can't decide whether I'm "squared away" or "well rounded"! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4086 I feel like it’s only a hole if it’s a circle because there is an o in hole. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4087 Are we taking the red or the green engine? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4088 I don't think I'm the right fit for this job 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4089 Meh, hard to say. You might end up at a VFW in Yonkers. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4090 We’re having floor labels made. The round one will say “Woke.” The square one will say “MAGA.” 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4091 Wait! What if I'm not binary? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4092 I was never very good at the block game as a kid. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4093 Oh no! He went down the wrong hole. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4094 Suck it up Johnson, never seen a rhomboid before? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4095 Nobody puts Baby in the corner. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4096 Are Joe and Jake trying to turn the Quad in Circle? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4097 Haven't seen a square before? Move! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4098 Magic Mike didn’t prepare us for this 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4099 I'm afraid to ask where that one goes to. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4100 My childhood prepared me for this moment. Let’s hope the fire isn’t shaped like a triangle. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4101 I've had a problem with these since I was a toddler. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4102 They told me this is the one for guys who play Santa at Christmas time. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4103 Do you want to be a round peg in a square hole or a square peg in a round hole? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4104 You were right, we should have become strippers instead. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4105 But I’m shape neutral which one do I use? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4106 It's my first day 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4107 This one goes to Squaresville 1.1959 0.03776 97 79 18 0
4108 Can you believe they paid a ton of money for someone to create this new test? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4109 Different holes for different folks 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4110 The builder wanted to challenge the status quo 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4111 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a cubicle. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4112 After a spaghetti meal, which is larger—s squared or pi r squared? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4113 Just make sure that you don't confuse the snow shovel and the fire pole, and you'll do fine here. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4114 Geometry be damned! We've got to put that fire out. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4115 I don’t think a hole for a square peg fulfills our diversity goals! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4116 Why are they different shapes? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4117 I don't care if it is part of our new diversity training...it feels weird to me. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4118 Everything's been so upside down, I'm afraid to jump. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4119 I suggest you take the square one and I’ll take the rounded one to match our personalities 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4120 ‘I don’t appreciate the implication.’ 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4121 Before it was a firehouse, it was a life size kids shape puzzle floor 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4122 We must have failed the ‘cog in the wheel’ part of training. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4123 His and Hers? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4124 I wonder if round pegs fit in square holes? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4125 Didn't we get this question at the Academy?? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4126 Am I a square peg, or do I fit into the round hole? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4127 Careful now, the square chute goes straight to hell—you’ll be fighting that for eternity! 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
4128 I've always been a square peg trying to fit into a round hole. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4129 That blockhead just left without us. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4130 He got tired of being the square peg in the round hole. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
4131 Ok, ok.... I know we can do this. Let's think back to that Zoom training from January 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4132 I knew I should have paid attention in geometry class. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4133 deep down I'm a square 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4134 Aaaarrghh ... I don't which peg I am! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4135 I liked the Osmonds, but I swear, I never bought one of their albums. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4136 Bill,firemen don 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4137 mike? you down there? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4138 For the last time, we can’t all have our own poles. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4139 So you’re telling me this is how you choose between Huey Lewis and the News or Elton John playlists? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4140 Say it ain’t so?! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4141 You’ve been preparing for this moment since you were 2 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4142 Remember, they're both express when the alarm goes off, OK? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4143 A round peg in a square hole-that can't be a good choice! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4144 “Rorschach for firemen. It’s called The Lady or The Tiger.” 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4145 Someone decided to play a joke on the rookie, Peg. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4146 Are you the square peg or am I? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4147 Round holes for Democrats, square holes for Repunlicans. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4148 I assume this is for those that couldn't figure it out on the peg test. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4149 I always forget which one is the "Up". 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4150 Can you pull yourself up? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4151 what the square?! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4152 Wow! I'm actually square curious! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4153 Where's the peg when you need it? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4154 I knew that redecorating the station would be a mistake. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4155 I dunno Jim, all this inclusiveness just makes me nervous 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4156 ‘This new rectangular design will end the sensation of pole dancing feeling immediately!’ 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4157 Remind me again which one goes to the men 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4158 I thought they said you'd never use math in real life. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4159 Oh my God, Ed. The Robert Frost dilemma is right in front of us. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4160 That one’s for if you GET fired. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4161 It’s the Dad jokes, Bob. Too many Dad jokes. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4162 I think the new guy has a square torso. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4163 I guess this is one is gender-neutral. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4164 Oh great, the guy from the triangle lobby just got here. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4165 Back to square one to fighting fires 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4166 Well, I guess Peg isn't quite as round as we thought. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4167 How do I enter through the diameter of a square and return through the diameter of a circle? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4168 We're gonna need some square firefighters. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4169 Sponge Bob has joined the force. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4170 This diversity training has gone too far. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4171 Uh oh, looks like Gertie the bomb-diffusing robot has taken up exotic dancing. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4172 We're going to have to cut some corners this time. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4173 It’s hips to be squares. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4174 Wait, wich one goes up again? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4175 I’m not that much of a square, am I? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4176 Donald?! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4177 Why are we vibrating? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
4178 PTSD flashbacks to those block toys that had a timer and would scare the crap out of you. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
4179 It's to accommodate our new crew member Peggie 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4180 The square is for deadbeats and the round is for overweight newbies! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4181 They are trying to convince us this is a kid’s job. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4182 They actually hired SpongeBob. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
4183 It's what our D&I task force came up with. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4184 If this is about lifestyle commitment, I want the pole with the stripper at the bottom. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4185 It is the fireman from the Time’s square again 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4186 Don’t be afraid you’re not a peg.” 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
4187 I guess we are all just square pegs. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4188 Shape up, man. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4189 The alien species that created this wormhole to abduct us must have been inspired by the shape sorting game with the cubes and cylinders. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4190 That one is for blockheads. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4191 To slide down something so boxy and rigid - it just doesnt' feel right to me. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4192 Honestly, we thought getting rid of the triangle would make this easier. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4193 Came down from management—we need to do more for the square pegs, they’re having trouble fitting in. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
4194 You go in that one, nerd. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4195 What would Montag do? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4196 He’s always been a little edgy. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
4197 Be there or be square! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4198 Quick--call Fire Chief Peg. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4199 Hurry up, Peg...choose one. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4200 Hang on now, where's the fire? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4201 Wait, he finally got the round post in the square hole. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4202 No joke that they don't teach 'round' to architects these days 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4203 We had to give equal opportunities to the square pegs. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4204 Which one is the Bachelorette Party? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4205 Hey Rookie-pick a hole! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4206 Looks like the fire exit. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4207 This one's just for Captain Block. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4208 I told you Peg was square. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4209 Like I’m always telling my wife, don’t try to put a square peg in my round hole. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4210 Wombats poo squares from a round hole. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4211 Bob, I always say you’re a square peg so you take that pole and I’ll take the other hole. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4212 That's Johnny's pole. He has never fit in a round hole. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4213 Those guys at the Police Department have gone too far this time. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4214 Never, never, never put a round peg down there 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4215 Oh no...they hired SpongeBob! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4216 I think the square one isn't as effective, but won't make you sick. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4217 i have no idea what tnsjkdansjkdnsajkfnasjnfma,s 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4218 Oh, that’s great. They’ve installed the new pole for Peg.” 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4219 Now the square firemen won’t get stuck using the fire pole! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4220 Adding references to pegs and holes was the only way we could make this more homoerotic. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4221 They said we were discriminating against straight sided shapes. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4222 I tell you, I don't get this new math. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
4223 I feel like the square one is judging me. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
4224 I can't remember which is inscribed or circumscribed 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4225 I have to tell my mom before I come out. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
4226 Do you think the captain is sending you a message? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
4227 This is for the pizza delivery strippers. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4228 I guess it depends if you're the square peg or the round hole. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4229 These bathroom signs are getting a bit too ambiguous 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4230 It depends on who you voted for. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4231 Now that's what I call infrastructure. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4232 This one doesn’t get used that much since SpongeBob left the department. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4233 if we make it we can all sit back and laugh 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4234 They HAD to make two. They couldn't figure out how to make a square fit into a round hole. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4235 Which one will my ass not get stuck in this time? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4236 They called me a square in school, I think I should go down this one. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4237 The round hole just seems so... cheugy. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4238 You use the one on the right until you find your niche here 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4239 Is this what they meant by cutting corners? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4240 I prefer spirals so I’ll take the stairs.” 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4241 This is one dimension of being a firefighter that they never mentioned at the academy. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4242 Sponge Bob's gone down the pole already. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4243 The choice you make will live with you all the rest of your life. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4244 I don’t give a fuck, Dave. I still think it was a good idea to take a bunch of DMT. Let’s fucking go! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4245 At least he left fair and square. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4246 SpongeBob: check, Humpty Dumpty: check. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4247 It's either a square deal or a roundabout one 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4248 Less of an ass vs an whole ass 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4249 Go ahead, it's your turn! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4250 I know they are both tempting, but they only look about 4 inches deep. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4251 Yes, the Chief will never never admit that he is a square peg 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4252 How do I get a round this, Joe? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4253 We’re diversifying body types. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4254 Despite all my training, I feel strangely drawn to this square hole. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4255 Finally, one that fits my flat butt. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4256 A puzzling situation 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4257 Good thing it wasn’t XO eh?! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4258 Don’t be a square Peg, take the round hole! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4259 I thought it was square peg in a round hole?? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4260 For Square Dancing? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4261 If one of them is the truck and the other is a pit of fire, why haven't we put it out? This is a fire house, for crying out loud. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4262 Of course I know people trapped in a burning building with no way of escape but,damn,this is a pretty big life decision itself! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
4263 I guess they want us squared away for the next call! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4264 Chief said that one's for Peg. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4265 I don't want to think outside the box! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4266 Is this an inclusion thing? Because I'm having an existential crisis. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4267 Let's take this one, the other is a black hole. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4268 Straight Down or caught in the Square? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4269 wait! where's my mask? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4270 I’m concerned about the consequences of my decision. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4271 If we don't deal with this termite problem we're going to have to start sleeping on these poles. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4272 It's for Captain Spongebob" 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4273 are they trying to tell us something ? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4274 What shape did they say the fire is,again? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4275 Does everything need a dumb update? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4276 Should never had commissioned the carpenter who dropped out of art school. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4277 The exam made no mention of geometry 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4278 Is this what she means when she says I'm a square? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4279 Have you considered triangles? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4280 My training hasn't prepared me for something like this. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4281 I always forget . . . Are you square or am I? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4282 I’ve always identified as Square. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4283 No one said there would be a geometry test. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4284 When I said 'we literally need Squarespace,' this was not what I meant. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4285 Stop....this one’s just for exercise and fifty more per hour. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4286 Be there or be a square, Tim. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4287 It's hip, apparently 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4288 One takes you to the truck, the other put me through school 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4289 Square poles are hot right now. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4290 Is that the straight way down? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4291 I didn’t think the captain was such a hard-ass” 1.1899 0.05428 79 69 6 4
4292 I see the department is cutting corners. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4293 I know it’s your first day but I don’t care what kind of shape your in, you get yourself down that pole. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4294 I’m going to wait on the elevator. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4295 when they said you may feel like a round peg in a square hole at work, this isn't what I thought they meant 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4296 When the last contract promised 'three squares per day' , I... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4297 I’m all for diversity, but this is getting a bit ridiculous. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4298 The square one is for pole dancing 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4299 ok wait, i remember this from school. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4300 They are pushing me to identify as square or circle again. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4301 Yeah, some people really objected to the inclusive nature of the round hole. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4302 I know we’ve got places to be, but it’s just so difficult to make a choice. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4303 And this pole is used if you're fired. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4304 Coming to the main stage! Sound the alarm! It’s gonna get hot in here! Luckily these beefcakes brought their hoses! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4305 Peg is so boring and conventional, she always goes down this hole. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4306 Where did the triangle one go? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4307 Uh oh, looks like we're going to need Lil Timmy, our shapes expert 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4308 What's worse than seeing double? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4309 She did it! A round firefighter down a square hole! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4310 UH O!!! . . . . do you have the user manual? . . . 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4311 I thought the O’Triangles would always be firefighters. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4312 Now I know why we studied Geometry in school. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4313 Hurry — who knows what shape they might be in. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4314 This is a squarry situation. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4315 Common, 2 year old can do this 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4316 Does this one go up? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4317 it felt just like this at the ballot. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4318 We have arrived with the oxygen, but where are the humans?” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4319 This diversity culture is spreading. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
4320 I think this is the 'handwashing optional' exit. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4321 They wanted someone who is comfortable with the large amounts of water that we use, so they hired SpongeBob. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4322 Counter culture is getting too carried away. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4323 Feeling like a round or square peg? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4324 Never forget Bermuda 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4325 I never was good at making decisions. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4326 Hey Ron, you got something on the back of your neck. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4327 I always thought I was more of a rhombus. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4328 It’s good to have all bases covered, but who’d admit to being one? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4329 No. My metaphor called for a round hole and a square...peg. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4330 What was it you were saying the other night about your peg? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4331 Which one is up, which one down? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4332 Can't remember, am I a round peg? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4333 I don’t know where it goes, I’ve never used the square one before. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4334 Is this a new way of having diversity in the department? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4335 I just don't feel like a round peg. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4336 Wait a minute! You think I'm the square peg? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4337 Dean and Roberto, recently married, were having trouble making decisions on their first day back on the job. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4338 We finally found a way to figure out who all the square pegs are. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4339 Don’t be a “square” and get your vaccine! 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4340 Remember that old adage, " you can't fit a square peg into a round peg hole?" I don't know which team I'm supposed to be on this week according to the new national security protocols! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4341 That pole is for the uncool people 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4342 What's wrong with with a round pizza? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4343 I'm heading down: was accepted at MIT" 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4344 "Whoa, the need for diversity has gone too far." 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4345 What kinda golf course is this? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4346 This is my hole, it was made for me! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4347 Do I look square to you? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4348 I feel seen. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4349 I’ll take the round one… 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4350 Did somebody order a fireman? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4351 This must be the last of our fireman test. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4352 Cow tools 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4353 I've always felt like a round peg in a square hole. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4354 When they install the triangle, I guess i'll get into beach shape. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4355 I can’t fit my round body through a square hole. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4356 This test was harder back when some of us wore the square helmets 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4357 My daddy always said I was a round peg in a square hole. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4358 We've been over this before. It's a circle INSIDE of a square. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4359 You first, Pegg! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4360 To be honest I'm more taken aback by how much we're shaking than I am by the unexpected square hole on the floor. And don't even get me started on my overgrown fingernails! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4361 Well, we’re not the square guys around here-leave that one for them 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4362 You're right, but we're still the first station in town with a DIY elevator. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4363 No risk of fire here. The corners are all 90 degrees. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4364 Of course, now the rhombuses are bitchin'. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4365 You mean that blockhead, Carlson, gets his own pole?! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4366 C'mon, you know the drill! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4367 We had to get it for Fire Officer Squarepeg. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4368 Quick, call Sophie--we need to make a choice! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4369 Spencer, wait — did you remember to check the stove this time? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4370 Well,we need to square off and then round up. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4371 See how good your showy twirl is going to look on this one... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4372 Careful! One of those leads to China. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4373 That square one is actually a portal to Narnia” cc. @newyorkercartoons @drewdernavic 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4374 He wasn’t sure how to react when directed ‘Be there or be square...’ It was obvious he was a-round. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4375 I know all fire trucks are rectangles but are all firemen squares? (also May 22 is my birthday so let’s not let this go to waste) 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4376 They finally adapted the place to match the simulation’s game controller. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4377 Straight or square, who goes first? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4378 Here's how we'll decide...eeny, meeny,miny, moe, catch a tiger by the toe! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4379 I forgot which one goes down to the strip club. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4380 Wow! I didn’t know Spongebob Squarepants was a fireman! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4381 Wow! He really is a squared-away guy. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4382 It's a rhombus Stanton, no need for concern. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4383 Can't go down, Chief. I failed Melissa and Doug shape sorting. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4384 Peg,this one has your name all over it. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4385 Huh, looks like the quadrilaterals are on fire. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4386 I guess the only way out is through 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4387 Life comes around to make it all square 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4388 Come on, don't be a square. Go! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4389 Escher is just messing with us. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4390 Which shape did I fit through last time? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4391 OMG - the hula hoop and square peg are gone!! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4392 I guess this one is for the department's accountant. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4393 What's the excuse now, Captain Square Peg? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4394 Any one you want, just don't try both at the same time. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4395 The new normal looks like round pegs in square holes. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4396 Whose turn is it to be the round peg? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4397 C'mon Peg make up your mind. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4398 Did we hire .....SpongeBob Square Pants ? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4399 which one's the Democrat? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4400 We've got a couple Swedes in the department. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4401 This must go to the rhombus room. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4402 But will a round fireman in a square hole work as fast? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4403 Hey Joey, is this woke or inclusion? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4404 Seriously... If you look at it from this side it's a heart shape! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4405 Why don't you take the round one, yeah, like a dummy punk-ass bitch? Stupid asshole with your rubbish clothes and cheapass haircut. They make the round one special for huge dipshit beta cucks like you. I'll take the square one. Like a real man. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4406 Now we can finally put a square leg on a round pole 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4407 I thought you said the federal oversight was just for police. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4408 I was a valedictorian! I'm afraid I'm too well rounded to fit in! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4409 The fire cares whether we're well-adjusted? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4410 I don't think we can fit four legs into a square hole so you'll have to take the round pole. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4411 I hate when architects try to new things. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4412 The square peg must've complained. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4413 Fire Academy 🚒 training apparently involves this 🙄 life-size Shape 🔴 Sorter 🟥 🤣 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4414 Did Frank just go down the up-pole again? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4415 Quick Robin, to the batcave! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4416 These drills to test us just keep getting harder! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4417 I know ,I know it was my Dad’s favorite game show .....Circle gets the square! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4418 I guess they had to send the ex-NYPD robot somewhere. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4419 Only icemen can save push pops down there. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4420 But we're not really square pegs OR round pegs. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4421 I can't decide if I'm a round peg or a square one. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4422 Does a square fit in a round hole or vice versa? I do not understand. I guess someone's house is burning down. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4423 Whoa, someone's been cuttin' corners 'round here! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4424 The chafing goes away 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4425 Next week I hear we're gettin' a triangle. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4426 I’m a square peg, I can’t fit into a round hole 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4427 Joe, let's circle back on this asap! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4428 I didn’t know they were gonna test IQs on the fire academy test too? Shoot, I didn’t study that part. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4429 I was not shape for this job 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
4430 It must be for that new gender. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4431 I can never remember if I am a square peg trying to fit into a round hole, or a round peg trying to fit into a square hole. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4432 Jed, Are we on Candid Camera? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4433 Round asses on the left, square asses on the right. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4434 I choose to wake up. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4435 I know I'm a square peg in a round hole, but this is ridiculous. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4436 No, you do that one. You're the square. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4437 i guess it's fall back to square one! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4438 I never had any training for this kind. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4439 they both go to hell 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4440 This one’s for rookies. They’re a little rough around the edges. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4441 Dammit, I asked the barista for no straws! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4442 This was easier when we used the blocks with pegs 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4443 I don’t know which one...all they said at orientation was get in better shape:.. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4444 Its been a while but now Math is on fire!" "-Lets Square this circle down!" "-But it is impossible!" "- Not when you have brand new compass and straightedge with yoctometre resolution! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4445 Circle back after you’ve squared this away, Dan. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4446 Pretty soon triangles are going to be in fashion and we’ll need one of those 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4447 This one is for Cadet SpongeBob. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4448 Use this one. You’re a round peg in a square hole type. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4449 We train and train and train, and still a square fireman tries to fit in a round hole. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4450 I’ve got dibs on the Sicilian. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
4451 I think it might be the new gender neutral pole? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4452 Better tell the chief, we shouldn’t have ordered the new poles on Wish. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4453 Damn those Russians! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4454 This situation is a hole nightmare." 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4455 Why are the shapes different? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4456 HR has gone to far this time~! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4457 for the 2 firefighters: Circle square square circle...I’m takin’ the stairs. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4458 I told you he’d fit in with all the other squares in the department. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4459 Does this work better, Peggy? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
4460 I guess it has something to do with firefighter fitness. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
4461 This is why you don’t mix work and pleasure... 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4462 There goes being a square peg in a round hole. 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
4463 '' I see it's possible, to put a round peg in a square hole. '' 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4464 I don’t think I can do it, Ralph. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4465 A hole-in-one, or back to Square One? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4466 He literally meant to get in shape 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4467 I feel every emergency is an IQ test. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4468 ITS FOR AMAZON CALLS 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4469 He never wanted to feel like a square peg in a round hole 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4470 Relax.We're in good shape. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4471 Let's split up! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4472 Ah damn I forgot marketing were starting their A/B testing this week 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4473 Looks like we got the Minecraft contract after all. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4474 Well that's just great! Pretty soon the triangles are going to want their own pole too. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4475 I worry about possible meanings of rectilinear... 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4476 Which did Peg choose? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4477 A round pole in a square hole? My mind is blown! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4478 I kinda miss the triangle one. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4479 Is this fire closer to Columbus Circle or Madison Square? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4480 I knew that game would be useful somehow 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4481 Is this punishment for telling my math teacher that I'd never need geometry after high school? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4482 I trained for this in Kindergarten. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4483 I never thought that I would have to know geometry to be a fireman” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4484 Can't wait till we get the triangle. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4485 We are going to need some fine motor skills to reach the engine. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4486 Boss says there’s a lake of fire down there. 1.1831 0.04165 71 59 12 0
4487 I think the chief's been playing too much Minecraft lately. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4488 It would seem the dancers were kidnapped through these holes cut in the floor 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4489 I guess it’s for those who eat square meals on a regular basis. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4490 PayPal is the better option. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4491 Egh come on now, don't be shy - hole's a hole 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4492 It goes to the strip club. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4493 SHOOT! I forgot which one we're supposed to take... 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4494 Your kids do call you a square Carl. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4495 I got the idea in a job interview. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4496 This sort of thing just makes me ill. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4497 I warned him not to take the rhombus. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4498 And this is for the squares 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4499 The Chief KNOWS I struggled with my circles and squares in pre-school 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4500 Have you noticed that every pop song around 2009 to 2011 mentioned Mick Jagger? That's not relevant to the situation at hand, I just thought I'd bring it up. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4501 Wonder if there is a girl on the other one. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4502 It’s the Chief’s idea to help us be more thoughtful. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4503 Stairs or squares!? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4504 We're gonna need to get Peg. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4505 Never trust a round pole in a square hole. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4506 Take the square one and you go back to thinking everything is OK and democracy is safe from the threat we saw Jan 6th. OR take the round one & join me in the world of the real. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4507 How are we supposed to know which one is the men's room? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4508 I'd heard the department was cutting corners, but I had no idea! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4509 Chief was going to mark which one goes to the ground floor 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4510 I identify as “square peg.” Which one should I take? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4511 Somebody’s playing Minecraft for us. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4512 Remind me. Which one is for going to bachelorette parties? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4513 Not again. The proverbial square peg in a round hole conundrum. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4514 The circle goes to the fire trucks. The square goes to the poker game except Mondays when we play Bingo. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4515 Looks like the Square Peg Union finally got their say. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4516 I preferred it when we were only powered by Circlespace. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4517 Oh,no! He was a round hole! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4518 Chief, I appreciate the gesture, but this square has been forcing his way through round holes his whole life. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4519 Didn't know Peg was square. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4520 They didn't teach us this in diversity training. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4521 This reminds me of a joke: Two poles walk into a bar in Warsaw. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4522 The dyslexic circle said, 'I'm not the square. You are!' 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4523 Hold on, I have a brilliant idea. What if we add pizza delivery to our service portfolio? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
4524 This new hole fits the pizza in the box 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4525 Is this supposed to be about body positivity? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4526 Here goes fireBob square pants! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4527 Damn the holes! Look at the poles. No idiot, look up! No anchors holding ‘em steady. Just a whole lotta shaking going on. I’m taking my asset out down the stairs... 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4528 I might have inhaled too much smoke. I only can see ovals and rhombi... 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4529 You’ve got to decide Jeremy... are you a square peg or not? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4530 But you said you were in the best shape of your life 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4531 You ever feel like you chose the wrong line of work? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
4532 Well, the right one is more ergonomic, but the left one matches the rest of our home office decor. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4533 No, that one is just for Peg. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
4534 I sure hope this doesn't end like the game Perfection. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4535 The square one is for the ones who missed the chiefs birthday party... 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4536 I’d say this hole is for you, Egbert. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4537 Geometry is always the toughest call for the Homework Helpline. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4538 Ghostbusters leftovers 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4539 The Chief is our Square Peg ! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4540 Bib Bob Square Pants joined the Brigade? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4541 Oh no, we're going to need a bigger hammer. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4542 The square one is for uber calls Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4543 Jack's not around 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4544 Management says it'll make our jobs easier. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4545 This department shouldn’t cut corners. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4546 I always take the round one; the square one is for fighting fires in square buildings. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4547 Dang, I was hoping for a triangle. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4548 Where's the square peg in the round hole? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4549 The boss said use the one with a hole in it. I don't see it so I guess we'll have to take the stairs again. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4550 Finally a pole for barrel-chested people! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4551 Cadet: I guess, if the peg isn't as wide as the whole, it doesn't really matter. Chief: Good spacial awareness. Next we'll work on your grammar. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4552 So you CAN put a round pole in a square hole! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4553 I had no idea there were square pegs here. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4554 I need to call my therapist. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4555 Which one will make me look most macho? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4556 We used to have a captain who was a real square. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
4557 Don't reach out to grab the square pole. I'm sure it's an optical illusion. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
4558 I suggest you avoid Spongebob's pole. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4559 I'll love it more tomorrow when they put in a spiral staircase. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4560 Wow, this is variation of a square peg in a round hole. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4561 Remind me, which is the express lane? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4562 Holey Moley, let's take the elevator instead. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4563 I guess we need to read that new instruction manual that came out. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4564 The new recruits are in a box and never get burned! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4565 Ever since we went co-ed, things haven 't been the same. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4566 Finally! A square hole. It's only fair we have a choice for our exit that expresses our individuality. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4567 I’m pretty sure this is the one that goes up 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4568 I think it's for us square pegs 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4569 Or would you rather take the stairs Montag? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4570 I think it was the new guy, Sunge Bob or something like that. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4571 Quick! Go check the reviews! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4572 Not quite what i meant when i told the chief we needed more diversity in the firehouse 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4573 I handed out memo #2468 three weeks ago allowing everybody four weeks to become squares, circles will no longer be available. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4574 In an effort to boost morale we’re piloting a ‘choose your own adventure’ approach for responding to calls. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4575 you wanna go to hell on a pole and give a lap dance to satan ? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4576 It’s great to have Spongebob back on the squad 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4577 No one told me geometry was involved. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4578 Let’s approach this from a different angle. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4579 I forgot which one is red and which on is blue! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4580 The triangle was good luck. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4581 “Too much lasagna, not enough meatballs.” 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4582 This station is so inclusive 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4583 Two closeted Christian gays trying to figure out how sex with women works.... 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4584 Down the pole, Let'er roll; Welcome to the Job, Good ole Sponge Bob! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4585 It's just aesthetics, but I'm torn. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4586 When the client wants you to try their idea. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4587 We’re all about inclusion here 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4588 The luckiest are the ones who can express their feelings to the opposite ones 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4589 Here comes the batman 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4590 We had to install it for Captain Dishwasher 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4591 Isn't that new recruit's name Peggy? 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
4592 These inclusivity measures are getting out of hand. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4593 The one on the right has been shaken but not stirred. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4594 Personally, I’ll hold out for a non-Euclidean option. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4595 I warned you about hiring a red haired gal named Margaret but did you listen? Nooo! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4596 Don't worry, my toddler's been tutoring me 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4597 When you come to a hole in the floor, take it. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4598 Right behind you sponge bob! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4599 This is the laundry room! Starch or no starch? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4600 I will circle back to and square with you. 1.1786 0.04532 84 72 10 2
4601 Square or round, you’re going down 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4602 I forgot which one my Psychological Inventory Profile told me to take? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4603 And I thought HR would let us slide on this one 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4604 It's just a matter of hitting the right angle. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4605 Assistant battalion chief and Bob’s uncle, Sponge Al. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4606 Up is down. Down is up. Can gravity be far behind? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4607 What, do you suppose , is at. the bottom? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4608 Let's see now! Ones for fun and ones for work. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4609 It’s true, everything I need to know I learned in kindergarten.” Sue Scalettar, Nyack, N 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4610 We requested modern upgrades and this is all we got 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4611 Wow, he did it! That new recruit, Spongebaob, got the Chief to make a special pole-drop just for him! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4612 I guess the new Chief prefers going down on a square” 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4613 I suppose they want us to go Fuentes because the fires of Hell are still burning. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4614 I thought we took care of aptitude testing in firefighter school. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4615 I was only allowed Tonka trucks. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4616 Kansas City or St.Louis barbecue?? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4617 You know what they say about pegs and round holes, don't you Richard? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4618 Wait, Alfredo is finishing up another Tik Tok cooking segment down there 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4619 I always thought Jones was a square. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4620 This toilet door signs are getting more and more ridiculous. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4621 It seems they want us to think outside the box. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4622 I dunno. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4623 Let me go first, last firehouse I was boxed out of a promotion! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4624 I like to be open-minded, but it just seems so squared! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4625 Don't tell me the truck is round now. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4626 Maybe it slides up. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4627 You just can't cut corners in our line of work. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4628 Peg was a bit rotund with her weight problem,but she did fit in the square hole. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4629 It was another of Trump's improvements. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4630 Which one did Peg use? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4631 You go first. I was never good with geometry." 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4632 I kinda liked being a square peg in a round hole. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4633 The officer’s exam protocol just seems sooo literal. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4634 If we want to get to the root of this, we need to go with this pole. Otherwise it's pointless. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4635 I set before you life and death,choose life 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4636 I'm not sure the round pole fits. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4637 You take that one, I will follow SpongBob. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4638 One is for Republicans and the Other for Democrats 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4639 Looks like the designer must’ve graduated online. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4640 Where’s the pear shaped one? My hips will never make it! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4641 Which one of these will take us to where Lil Nas X went? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4642 I guess they're serious about this new diversity program. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4643 We added this one on the day we hired Peg. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4644 Hey, I'm not sure which peg I am? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4645 You go. I’ll get killed if I don’t do the laundry. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4646 they did warn us it’d be a hot girl summer. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4647 Call the Westchester Preschool to investigate this. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4648 I feel like a round peg in a square hole! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4649 I thought we were getting a new truck! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4650 UPS, Fed Ex and Amazon deliverers sure are a dedicated bunch. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4651 what happened to 'don't ask, don't tell? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4652 I always knew McGee was a square peg. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4653 Call me when you want, call me when need. Call me in the morning, I'll be on the way 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4654 Use the square one if you don’t feel like doing your pole dance. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4655 Out of the way blockhead! That round hole is mine! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4656 What do I do? I never trained for the square one 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4657 Square or round, take your pick. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4658 I told you hiring SpongeBob would change things around here 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4659 Do we round hole or square peg? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4660 This is not the time to pull a trick like this! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4661 Equifinality: Different ways to achieve the same result 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4662 Hope you have enough dollar bills for this my friend !! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4663 Why would they make us hesitate by putting these personality tests in our way while people are dying? 1.1765 0.05520 68 60 5 3
4664 Hold on, I remember this game from my childhood 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4665 Finkle, Einhorn, Einhorn, Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4666 One is for real fires. The other? Endless medical calls. Good luck. 1.1765 0.04159 85 72 12 1
4667 But shape sorting wasn’t part of my training! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4668 Who cares if one isn’t perfect? I’m just happy this burning building has fire poles at all! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4669 Sure, but I thought that was just the shape of the computer screen. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4670 So you can fit a square firepole in a round peg. 1.1757 0.04017 74 62 12 0
4671 I often feel like an octagonal peg in a world of square and round holes. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4672 Square Peg?...Round Hole? Waaaa..... 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4673 Circle makes a square, Sarge? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4674 So this is what the fire chief meant when he said, "you will have to face the shape down if you don't shape up!" 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4675 For the square pegs on the roster. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4676 If I go first...promise not to call me square? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4677 I know they judge us by the whole we choose. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4678 I'm not sure I am dressed right for this one. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4679 Wait a minute. Was that here this morning? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4680 If only Lil Nas X were here 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4681 Remember the chief who wanted to replace Dalmatians with monkeys? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4682 I see that the square butts on the team got their wish. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4683 He got squared away, alright. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4684 I just think we can agree now that we all got a bit too excited when we heard a Jamba Juice was opening downstairs 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4685 Inclusivity is hot! We are now open to square people. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4686 Different shapes have nothing to do with it, just hold on to the pole. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4687 I thought there would be a hand-basket 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4688 Looks like the new guy will fit in now! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4689 I don't trust it. Better sprinkle in some of that powder we use at car accidents. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4690 We installed that when George Pegg started, we wanted to make him feel at home . 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4691 Chief said he wants us to think outside the box. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4692 He had his first square meal. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4693 Whoahhh, look out dude. Luckily, we're all in good enough shape to fit down either a square or a round hole. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4694 But, does it really matter that wheelchairs don't fit down circular holes? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4695 Firefighter 1: Com'on this one has to be the right one look at the angles Firefighter 2: No com'on this one has pie? Firefighter 1: What's the point of going down that one, if it has no end? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4696 The Chief is a prankster. That one goes straight to the basement. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4697 Quick! Which one goes to the bachelorette party? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4698 my parents didn’t prepare me for this 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4699 Yeah..Harder to squeeze through, but easier to calculated the area! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4700 Isn't this taking inclusion too far? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4701 Do you think they hung these chandeliers too low? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4702 Rabbits only… 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4703 The danger is when you are faced with 2 differences but don't know which one is right. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4704 Which one was it that goes to the incinerator, again? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4705 The training modules online did not mention this. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4706 Is this where Lil Nas said the fire was? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4707 The triangles won't be happy. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4708 The chief says one of them has a tiger. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4709 I saw this in a book: "Tic-tac-toe for Dummies." 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4710 That one’s just for the nerds. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4711 I've always known the Chief's a blockhead. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4712 Our hats won't fit through either of these. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4713 And this one is for pizza. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4714 They may have taken my comment about not having lost our edge too literally 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4715 Don't Be A Square, No Your Circle 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4716 Jump- it’s hip to be square. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4717 That one is for the safe ! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4718 It's for the robots on duty next week. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4719 The boss asked for an “appropriate activity” for bring your kids to work day 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4720 The kid only trained us for riding the truck 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4721 Shoot... I skipped middle school geometry. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4722 I knew I should have paid better attention in geometry class. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
4723 The insurance companies won't cover us, so we installed this multi-verse decision point. You've probably died in 1000 fires and don't even know it! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4724 For those who feel like square pegs I guess. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4725 One’s a nerd hole. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4726 Don't put square peg in a round hole 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4727 If we cut some corners we can get through this. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4728 When I was in college they said don't be such a square. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4729 I've never gone down any squares before. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4730 I've heard of barrel-chested, but never box-chested! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4731 One goes downstairs, and one goes to your mom’s house. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4732 Remember: “Round to go down, square gets the bear.” 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4733 But we'll still be trying to force a spare leg down a round pole. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4734 They didn't give us multiple-choice questions at the academy. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4735 I’m going in tonight 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4736 Better take the other one... Can't fit a round firefighter in a square hole. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4737 For the tenth time, Baldershaw, the one in the square is the 'down' pole!!! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4738 Who says you can't fit a round firefighter into a square hole ! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4739 Paddy, it’s ok, take a deep breath and think back when you were in Kindergarten. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4740 One by squares, two by circles. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4741 I've only put it in the circle one... 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4742 Should we go in circle or should we come out of square? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4743 I get that you all think I'm boring, but this is a bit much. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4744 First we had to get used to female firefighters ..now what? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4745 Stand back. I think it’s a straw. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4746 OK guys, at least number 'em. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
4747 Sadly since 9/11 I’ve had a real problem with anything square. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4748 C'mon rookie, didn't they cover this in pre-school? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
4749 Nobody here has a butt like that. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4750 The new uptight guy identifies as square. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4751 You have to be squarely in the middle. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4752 So you can fit a round peg in the square hole 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4753 Damn, is that Lil Nas X? 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
4754 What bothers me is that the square one is for sliding UP. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4755 Wow! This wasn't on the Firefighter exam?! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4756 I can’t remember, am I a square peg or a round peg? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4757 So I married my high school girlfriend, only drink milk and watch wheel of fortune, which hole do you think fits? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4758 I think it is doable with elbows tucked in, but that's not the point is it? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4759 With a name like Frank Roundpeg, I don’t think this hole is for me. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4760 This is harassment you know. What next? A pronoun? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4761 “ That’s for fully funded pension personnel. “ 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4762 Which one is politically correct this week? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4763 The practical part of this exam seems too easy... 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4764 Aw jeez, Chuck! Which one do we take?" "Hold on, Larry. It's a test. Now think. Is fire a circle or a square? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4765 I miss uni-shape poles. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4766 The pole in the square opening is used to go upward. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4767 Why square? Why not triangular? Actually, I’m really good with circular!” Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, M 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4768 Hmmm... You go first. I’m gonna make a quick call to my therapist 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4769 Think our new Chief is into cubism 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4770 I hate how they're trying to peg us! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4771 You think this pole leads to the Batcave? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4772 Chief said only the cool kids go through the round hole. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4773 Let's see, was that fire at a roundabout or a four-way intersection? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4774 Spongebob need some architectural considerations for recruitment 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4775 This one is for fashion emergencies. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4776 Would you say my figure is curvy or straight-shaped? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4777 I can't believe that square, Peg, fit through that round hole! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4778 What kind of "peg" do you think I am? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4779 Right now, it's the way you go down, not that you go down. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4780 Diversity is a good thing, but I gotta admit that sometimes I don't get all its iterations. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4781 So this is for structure fires and the other is for forest fires? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4782 We had to work fast. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4783 My kids had this installed because I didn’t know who Lemon Demon was... 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4784 The square one is greased. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4785 Atta-boy, Spot. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4786 ‘This one’s for non-binary emergencies’ 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4787 Quick...am I a square peg or a round hole?! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4788 I didn’t read the hole handbook! Did you!? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4789 Lord I can't go down that hole 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4790 Am I a square peg or a round peg? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4791 There's a cisgender message here, I guess... 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4792 Where's my square peg belt when I need it? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4793 Well, Sarge didn't specify which shape he wanted us to get in to, so I made both. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4794 Square diggers would have never found pi. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4795 I guess that one is for the firebot. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4796 Wait, that is round peg in a square hole! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4797 Look, it's easy. What would you do, if this were golf? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4798 You’re either with us or not…your choice. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4799 Well, it worked. But he did have to go down head first. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4800 Don't do it. Use that pole even once and you'll be marked as unhip by the rest of the firemen. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4801 You didn’t tell me that Spongebob joined the squad! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4802 EEENE MEENE 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4803 He said: Be there or be square. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4804 Starting down the square one yesterday and got stuck.. He finally had to admit he is just too fat 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4805 If you are thinking practical, the illusion disappears 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4806 I guess you can fit a square peg into a round hole. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4807 u musta separatah da pasta, Luigi. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4808 I told them decahedron. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4809 Peg must be back from maternity leave. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4810 It looks like the brass has got our basement poker game pegged. 1.1707 0.04181 82 70 11 1
4811 no square is for going up and circle is for down. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4812 Being there is being square 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4813 But we haven't come out yet, Bob! How did they know? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4814 Crazy architects! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4815 pretty sure these go to hell 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4816 The shape is to distinguish it as the pole to slide back up on. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4817 Oh, its diversity accommodation. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4818 That one is for express package deliveries. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4819 I used to feel like a square peg in a round whole. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4820 Fire station polarization 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4821 That one seems pointless, so it looks like we are back to square one. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4822 They weren’t kidding when they said be there or be square. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4823 Make em hot or cool em off? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4824 Come on, Peg, make a decision! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4825 Stop, you fool! It's a round-peg fire! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4826 This is the slower pole for those with dodgy backs 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4827 Who knew he could square up like that? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4828 Are we round or square? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4829 Well, they did warn us that they might have to cut some corners in the department 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4830 I'll take the square peg,you take the round hole 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4831 First that interminable Meyers Briggs business,now this. I'm really starting to regret nominating the Chief for Advanced Management Training. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4832 Yes, the budget cuts were that sharp. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4833 WTF???!!! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4834 I thought they didn’t make them like this anymore! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4835 The one on my right is for those men who prefer a hole whose area you can calculate exactly. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4836 I'll take that one, I'm thinner. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4837 I have always said, a pole in a hole, is a pole in a hole! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4838 They put the square peg in the round hole! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4839 Well, I see you have fit a round pole into a square hole. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4840 For a moment, I WAS John Malkovich. Then it just spat me out on the side of the turnpike... 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4841 I'll take the round one 'cos I eat donuts, you take the square 'cos you eat sandwiches. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4842 Is this one 90 degrees or 360? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4843 geez, is this part of that new common core? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4844 When did we get shape fluid poles installed? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4845 So these are the new body positive poles? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4846 Oh boy, Lieutenant SpongeBob is going to love this! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4847 C’mon Squarepeg, Hit your hole! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4848 Around here, some days you feel like a round peg and others a square one. If the pole fits.... 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4849 Pasta and no pasta. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4850 Wouldn't these make more sense if the poles were closer to the edge? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4851 Which one goes to the fire pit and which one goes to the first floor? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4852 Tucker was asking whether circles are communist. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4853 This must be a Kansas City design. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4854 This reminds me of my first playschol OombeeCube. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4855 Walk slowly... round goes to truck and square goes to Florida. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4856 Cone on, Peg, what's the hold up? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4857 Which one will bring us to the moon? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4858 It doesn’t make us any different to have different beliefs you choose the square I’ll choose the circle. They go to the same place anyway we are one 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4859 Are we the square peg or the round one? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4860 OK, rookie, which do you want? Square hole or square pole? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4861 Oh no, failing algebra keeps coming back to haunt me 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4862 What do you think the higher-ups are trying to tell us? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4863 C'mon Darryl, let me be the square peg in your round hole. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4864 We’re tired of you being such a square peg, Bob. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4865 Captain Ahab must be back. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4866 « We had triangles at school ! » 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4867 ...he said 'be there or be square' but this is ridiculous... 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4868 Is that your wife, $&@%ing Gary? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4869 This is my chance where becoming chief could fall through. 1.1687 0.03563 83 70 13 0
4870 Square Firemen in a hole... Round firemen in a square hole. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4871 Sometimes I stand in the middle of the floor, Not going left, not going right 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4872 I just feel someone's watching everything I do. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4873 Quick, what's greater 12 squared or 36 times 3.1415926535...Damn it Joe, I need it NOW. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4874 I didn't go to basic training to know the difference. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4875 Am I a round hole or a square peg? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4876 I never had sex education and I'm stumped 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4877 Play time, juice time, story time, nap time...and...and...it’ll come to me. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4878 I can't believe you don't remember that scene from "Forbidden Planet" ... . 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4879 Tell me if the square one makes me look fat. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4880 We have to choose? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4881 This is taking the "you can't square a circle" concept too far! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4882 Maybe it’s part of our implicit bias training. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4883 Maybe this test is part of the new PC training. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4884 I'll square with you ... we've gone round and round about this. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4885 The cubist architect strikes again. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4886 That one is for the new recruit. Her name is Peg. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4887 Did they cover this in your training? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4888 Which one brings you back up? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4889 Which one is for the rookies? This wasn’t covered in the training academy! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4890 but i have always considered myself a triangular peg kind of guy 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4891 That's for the Minecraft bridage. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4892 She’s a hero for square pegs everywhere! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4893 Guess what shape the garage door is 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4894 We're doing over the whole fire station with a sleeker, more angular vibe. Do you love it? 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4895 Things are different since that plastic school bus took over. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4896 They said there would be a battery of psychological tests to qualify. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4897 No way am I going down that friggin’ hole. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4898 Don't be a square, go down the circle. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4899 Uh, Jim...what happened to the triangle? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4900 MY WIFE INSISTS I BE "SOCIALLY WOKE"!!! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4901 Our battalion’s more inclusive now. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4902 Sometimes I feel like I just don 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4903 There ARE plenty "square" people around here. Glad there' s the alternative fit for the two of us. . . . Right? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4904 I use this one after a square meal. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4905 Wrong chute you blockhead! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4906 Uh-oh! Do I want to land in the pan of left over lasagna Captain Mike made or the bowl with the remains of Jimbo’s sherry trifle? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4907 No, it's not pyrophobia. I failed geometry! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4908 My Papa always told me,"When given a choice between a circle or a square, choose the square, cause a square has 4 sides to it."I never quite knew what he meant till now. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4909 Training is over! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4910 I was the square peg last time. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4911 Someone squared the circle! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4912 Not what I had in mind when I said we need to use the right angle to make this job more attractive to new recruits. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4913 he was not a that Great Egret 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4914 I...I didn’t believe geometry would ever become useful. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4915 Wait, which kind of peg are you again? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4916 Yeah, they did that while you were working from home. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4917 I don’t think that’s what they meant by ‘all-inclusive’.. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4918 Tony, relax. It’s been years since she last called you square. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4919 Which one did Bridget Jones go down again? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4920 Don't be square, get around the problem 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4921 I knew I should paid attention in pre-school 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4922 I've always considered my self to be pear shaped 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4923 The radical liberal left did this- now I suppose they want even the squares to get their due. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4924 I miss the mirror stage. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4925 I’ve heard of round hole square peg, but not square hole round peg. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4926 Lil Nas X did it. Can’t be that hard. Ok. Here I go! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4927 Remember your daycare training!! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4928 Square pole to hell. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
4929 I warned you: The new guy isn't cool! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4930 Witch one do you think matches with the shape of my hat? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4931 It bypasses traffic. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4932 Whoa. I just realized I’m not binary. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4933 Man. I've always liked squares but circles are so nicely shaped 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4934 I knew I shouldn’t have had those hamantashen. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4935 I'm not sure I can "square up." 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4936 I told you hiring an ex-preschool teacher as the new chief would be a bad idea. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4937 Holy smoke Ed! There's a super hot pole dancer working her way up here. She's on fire. Sound the alarm! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4938 There goes Melania's pole dancing routine. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4939 Joe, which truck are we using today: Cybertruck or Firetruck!? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4940 We are all the same even if might look different. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4941 Am I really a Square Peg? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4942 This one leads to a cube van. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4943 Which do we use if there's a fire AT a bachelorette party? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4944 You go first, I’m claustrophobic. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4945 Gosh Paul, what DID you eat? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4946 And they said Dirk wasn't going to fit in. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4947 Government thought the traditional firepole was pointless so we were forced to upgrade. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4948 I'm so into Jazz, I don't think I can go down a square hole, man. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4949 I fight fires, not geometry puzzles!" Andy Mathieson, Long Beach, Cali 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4950 Who farted? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4951 Since when have they installed one for women? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4952 Not the square one, it is so forty-ish” 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4953 This exit is secret code for "around" the 'corner.' 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4954 For those who are more conservative politically 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4955 Sorry. I’m not going anywhere until I figure this out! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4956 The caller said some people named Biden and Harris fell through the floor. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4957 I’d love to go first, but neither is a perfect fit. Maybe you should go, since you’re a square and all. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4958 Am I hip to be square or should I stick to my circle of influence? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4959 Stop, drop and 1,2,3 GO, Joe” 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4960 Hip to be square? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4961 Ok Billy! Remember your pre-K training! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4962 It is for our fellow police officers. Putting a round pig in a square hole. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4963 Whoa! SpongeBob must have demanded equal egress. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4964 The home makeover team insisted on a more modern aesthetic. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4965 It’s part of the new inclusion initiative. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4966 We've still gotta get sandwiches. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4967 Which one's the pink and which one's the stink? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4968 Cause you can’t get Peg to go through the round hole. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4969 Just how cool am I? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4970 I’m glad they finally put in an elevator I just don’t know why they put the two so close together. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4971 Is this part of our Diversity and Inclusion training? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4972 Alarmingly, I don't identify as either a square or a round peg. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4973 It's not quite handicap accessible, but I think we're getting closer. 1.1642 0.04033 67 57 10 0
4974 If it’s anything like my toaster let’s take the round one. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4975 There's one for each of us -- square peg AND round hole! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4976 You’ll fit right in, Sal! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4977 You’re pretty conservative, it’s only fair you take the square! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4978 China’s in trouble! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4979 Fire in the square? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4980 Okay, it's your turn. What'll it be? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4981 They'll do anything these days to make rookies feel like they fit in. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4982 I can't do it! I have squareophobia 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4983 Your choice, but it’s gender specific. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4984 Just having a round hole seemed politically incorrect. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4985 I don't think I'm in shape for this! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4986 Fire at Oak St. Be there or be square. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4987 I told you the guy from Wyoming wouldn't fit in. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4988 Wonder where the square one leads? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4989 The hipsters are at it again. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4990 Which one’s down and which one’s up again? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4991 I’ll circle the drain while you spare a square 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4992 And they say you can’t fit a square peg in a round hole! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4993 I’m not sure you fully grasped that book on Superstring Theory 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4994 The millennials said our poles excluded marginalized shapes like the square. Just pick one before they make us put in a triangle too. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4995 The application did say we had to be in shape. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4996 Red pole or blue pole? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4997 If you feel edgy, take the right one! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4998 They shape us easily, just like this! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4999 multiple choice for fireman's exam 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5000 That truck goes to Mike Pence's house. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5001 That one, you go down like Lil Nas X. This one is original FKA twigs. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5002 She was just here. Peg are you down there? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5003 Which one's the men's WC? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5004 Ok, let's wait for something less extreme. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5005 It's a trap! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5006 We tried to think of so many reasons Margaret couldn't be on the Force. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5007 I told you - we should never have let Sponge Bob Square Ants become a Fireman 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5008 Frankly, it's a damned sight more inviting than the vagina-dentata-shaped* opening at my last stationhouse. *Note: If this term is too racy, please substitute "star-shaped." 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5009 This part of the job they don't show you in the movies. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5010 My name IS Peg. But I am NO square. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5011 The round one is down and the square must be up, I guess. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5012 Let’s just get through this and circle back tomorrow. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5013 I remember this from the Fireman’s entrance exam! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5014 You don’t think the new one is too hip do you? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5015 Damn!! We were about to learn about that move in class next week! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5016 Yea I know the perks at this wework are useless, but it’s super central 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5017 What’s this supposed to be, like, a joke? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5018 All right Ted. We have two weeks before bachelorette party season to learn how to pole dance. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5019 When did they hire SpongeBob? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5020 Chief did say there were too many square pegs around here. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5021 Oh no! I can’t remember which one is for boxers and which one is for briefs! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5022 Maybe if I’d eaten the three square meals.... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5023 ... but if I’m a circle, who identifies as a square... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5024 The new captain is a real blockhead 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5025 No beer for me after work. I'm going to a chess club meeting. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5026 I'm no square Joe, but I have a sneaky suspicion that this leads to Squareville 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5027 It's part of Battalion Chief Peg's new inclusion policy. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5028 They've updated the physical! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5029 I think he was a square peg trying to fit in a round hole. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5030 The last time I chose the wrong one, I slid UP! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5031 I love it. I always consider myself to be a square peg. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5032 Do you know why the Gates's are divorcing? Melinda Gates got tired of micro & soft. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5033 What a difficult choice! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5034 Why do I feel like I'm living in a word problem right now? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5035 Okay Capt. Sponge Bob, obviously that new one is for you! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5036 I can do it ... I can do it. I just have to make sure I know which one's which. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5037 The Chief received complaints about square hole discrimination. 1.1618 0.04963 68 60 6 2
5038 Give me a sec while I figure put what kind of peg I am. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5039 Haven't played that since I was 10 months old. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5040 Dang, what was it the Chief said about square pegs and round holes? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5041 Yes, I feel like a square peg, but I'm afraid of heights! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5042 Damn, I always failed this in kindergarten! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5043 sometimes I choose square sometimes round”, but upside down umbrellas make me tens 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5044 No excuses for Square Peg now. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5045 I see pole dancing the only way out! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5046 Careful - If I'm remembering correctly, one of these goes to Hell 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5047 Do you think there’s snakes at the bottom? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5048 Yeah, I know, I know! But this is agonizing! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5049 Larry refuses to cut corners. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5050 Take the square one, and see just how far down the rabbit hole goes. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
5051 It’s for those square pegs of us who can’t fit into the round hole 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5052 The right pole leads to a comfortable suburban life, and the one on the left to years of reading Mother Jones." 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5053 This way we don’t have to worry about putting a square butt in a round hole. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5054 Who lent the chief Sophie's Choice? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5055 Before COVID, I didn't stress so much about which to use. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5056 Chief likes square pegs AND round holes 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
5057 Easy there, Frank. This one goes up. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5058 Is this a government building or what! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5059 I see the Chief put his foot down when it came to the matching pole 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5060 If I’m not misshapen, one size should fit all. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5061 Am I a circle or a square? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
5062 Do we have to do this now or can I circle back to you on this later? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5063 At least they’re no longer trying to put square pegs through round holes. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5064 It’s a poll for the new pole hole. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5065 Not a step further until we speak with Peg. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5066 Even in an emergency, square people want there own thing! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5067 Wait, I became a fireman because geometry was never my strongest subject 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5068 Jerry froze. Was he actually looking at...corners? He’d been VERY explicit about his aichmophobia when he’d applied for this job! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5069 Where is Monty Hall when we need him? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5070 Don’t worry, as of last year it was mostly frozen over 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
5071 Wasn’t this a question on the entrance test? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5072 Holy Cow! Did we hire Spongebob Squarepants? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5073 That new Infrastructure Bill include mini-elevators? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5074 Shape yourself 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5075 I mean this in a nice way, but I think you're a square! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5076 Yesterday’s French kiss after we put out the fire didn’t help. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5077 Just think back to training 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5078 Be careful Peg. I think this is a test. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5079 Is it up circle, down square? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5080 Pop quiz hot shot, where does the triangle go? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5081 But our helmets are both square and round?! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5082 Greg, I don't think this is how you embrace being a square peg. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5083 All hands to the ice cream truck! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5084 Wait a square hole. What in the world? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5085 Do I check the box or jump through the hoop for this drill?" 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5086 Ruining a good thing with “choices” is real man! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5087 Hey, you want to be cool, don't you? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5088 If you go first, we’ll be square” 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5089 3 seconds isn’t bad, but you’ll have to identify shapes even faster if the room is on fire. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5090 When we heard that most of the budget would be spent on a new pole instead of new helmets, I didn’t think it would be fair and square. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5091 Aw shit! My mom's going to be so mad when she sees we lasered through the floor! She'll probably make me go to stupid violin practice instead of trick-or-treating. Nice going, Brendan! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5092 I’ve chopped better holes in rooves. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5093 The last time I tried doing something different they really held my feet to the fire." 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5094 It's the Dprint hole to hell lane. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5095 Maybe think inside the box? SCS, Portland ME. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5096 Oh, so the square people don't have to go down the round hole... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5097 One pole leads to a blazing structure fire, one pole leads to a sexy fireman calendar shoot. Choose wisely. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5098 Which hole would that rabbit go down? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5099 Stop, the square exit is for non-vaccinated firefighters. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5100 It's great to see they're taking body acceptance seriously. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5101 Peter, call NASA. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5102 Chief says sliding down the pole is part of the job to get paid, but one pays better” 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5103 Vibe Check! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
5104 Don't be a square. Just jump! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5105 What? I called HR and they finally accommodated all of those Square Pegs that unfairly could not fit in a Round Hole. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5106 Well, Circle beats a Square. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5107 Guess I should have read that memo on diversity a bit closer. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5108 Now what: am I well-rounded or am I squared away? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5109 They're putting in a triangle next week. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5110 The company’s square peggers are going to love this! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5111 Remember Bob Squarepants? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5112 So I ‘m confused. Is it a square peg in a round hole or a round hole in a square peg? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5113 We've had some odd characters here. The guy who used the square one is a fry cook now, beneath the ocean of all places. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5114 Okay - which one of us is square shaped? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5115 It's a his and hers try out. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5116 Training never covered Sartre! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5117 Captain Fitzgerald told me he was bipolar, so I got this second one installed. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5118 It must be the weight of all the $100 notes. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5119 I just need to figure out which peg shape I most closely match. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5120 Is there some here we do know? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5121 In an actual emergency, the square pegs do best with this option. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5122 Is this how the Mayor decided to handle transgender? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5123 Pop goes Perfection! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5124 For those of us who don't want to get out of bed before going down the pole. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5125 He's been fired for masturbating on a company Zoom call. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5126 Rose's are red, violets are blue, I have to go change my underwear! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5127 No longer need to try to put something square in a round hole! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5128 Did you bring the square peg ? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5129 That’s the girl’s pole 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5130 Suddenly it was time for Fred to decide if he was a square hole, round pole guy or a round hole, round pole guy. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5131 This is great, I have always felt I was the square peg! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5132 Are we round pegs? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5133 Am I hip, or unhip? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5134 OK - Now let's find the triangle and the square! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5135 This pole is faster, but you're charged a small service fee. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5136 I have no corners. You? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5137 I 'm pretty sure we're square. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5138 No can do. Last time I got splinters. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5139 I told you not to hire SpongeBob SquarePants. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5140 Leftie loosey to lockdown or righty flighty to reprieve? The fate of the world depends on our shape selection. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5141 Get Jerry, he knows how to solve these 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5142 I think I know why you saw that weird robotic dog outside 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5143 The bathroom is down the left pole 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5144 What’s the saying “square peg in a round hole” or something like that? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5145 I wonder if the person down there has had the vaccine because I forgot my PPE equipment! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5146 I always said that the Captain was a bit square. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5147 Wait! I think this is just a toddler's dream. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5148 Wow Ken, life really IS a bowl of cherries 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5149 What do I do? I never had a shape sorter when I was a baby. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5150 Am bummed that the triangle and trapezoid were already taken. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5151 One's for work, one's for twerk! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5152 Which type are you? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5153 Is the bottom of this called a square root? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5154 Which one is up ? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5155 I'm more of a round peg kind of guy. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5156 If your IQ is high enough to solve this then you are legally barred from being a cop. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5157 You think it was the chief who squared the circle? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5158 WOMEN!!! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5159 Wait- which one is best for large hips?! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5160 One way drops you into our fire station and othen one in the night club. We'll do this in shifts. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5161 Are you a square sir? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5162 I've got to get in shape, and fast. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5163 So SpongeBob did qualify for minority hiring 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5164 This is like a fork in the road thing and it confounds me. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5165 eenee meenee circlee squaree 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5166 He always wanted a square deal. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5167 I guess we're not hip enough for the one on the left. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5168 It takes all types. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5169 Don't try to fit square shoulders in a round hole. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5170 Jim, do you consider yourself a round peg? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5171 As kid, a round peg in a square hole never worked! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5172 Where are we going? Times Square or Columbus Circle? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5173 I guess human resources heard me after all. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5174 Sure he's a little different, but I like SpongeBob. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5175 Go on, Bob. Don’t be square. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5176 Do you think there's a ball pit down there? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5177 I know, right? LOL 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5178 We're trying to recruit more inclusively. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5179 : you can’t put a round peg in a square hole 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5180 I didn't know that SpongeBob SquarePants is a firefighter at our station. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5181 Who was the square that made the other hole 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5182 So the warnings about automation... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5183 Wait, before we go - are you a square peg or a round hole? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5184 Well, I know what my peg looks like. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5185 It's for the guys who insist on four square meals a day. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5186 I've heard firefighting gets you in shape, but I had no idea... 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5187 I think Doug requested this. He's such a square. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
5188 We knew he would only fit in a square hole! 1.1556 0.03502 90 77 13 0
5189 Come on Jerry it's elementary stuff 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5190 I can’t decide if I’m square enough.” You go down the left hole, Greg; you’re a blockhead. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5191 Is this a bi partisan remodeling? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5192 The response time of our square pegs has improved dramatically. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5193 We did not learn about this in the Academy! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5194 I guess now we are the square pegs in round and square holes.. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5195 The fire is at the 'Square Deal Market,' so we should take this pole down. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5196 Don't worry, Captain Baby said we fit this one. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5197 We're Rookies not babies! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5198 Finally,one for Peg. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5199 Drat! It's my right angle phobia again! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5200 Is that for safety reasons?" by Sam Downs, Age 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5201 I can't decide if I'm a square peg or a round one. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5202 It'd be an easier decision if I paid better attention during Geometry! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5203 I haven't had this tough a choice since I was 3 years old! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5204 I think the square root is going to tell us a lot. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5205 Can you wrap your head around this? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5206 Pick your pronoun. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5207 I don’t think my 12:00 burrito is ready for this ride. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5208 Suddenly a new pole rises through the floor, held at the bottom by the monster from your childhood closet. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5209 '-The fridge wouldn't fit in the other one' 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5210 Uhh...I skipped the Cardi B video in virtual training. What do I do?! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5211 So what would you prefer for lunch, Joe. Bagel or sandwich? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5212 I don’t remember what type of peg I am. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5213 Last One Down is a cissy 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5214 That's Hip! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5215 This is what happens when the department recruits a guy named Spongebob! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5216 I get the feeling a crazy new uniform design is on the way. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5217 I don't think we can fit through either of those. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5218 Here we separate by party lines! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5219 Management 's going for diversity. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5220 I knew my struggle with shape sorters would come back to haunt me. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5221 I'm a square so I know I wom't go to hell!!!! 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5222 I guess it's part of the Chief's new diversity program. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5223 We’re encouraging diversity, - not everyone wanted to fit in the round hole. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5224 Wait wait, I know one goes up and one goes down, but I forget which is which.... 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5225 I have some really square friends and I guess it is for them? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5226 The Chief's construction company seems a little dodgy. They've been cutting a lot of corners lately!!! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5227 Duty calls,but which leads to the ground floor again? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5228 no, square is a dare and round is unsound 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5229 Did the Captain say we can choose which way to go or we'll end up on the same floor? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5230 That was a bad choice for Peg. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5231 Apparently, just circles were not sensitive to recruits who identify as geometry-centric. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5232 He tried to go up the round staircase and. down the square staircase and got stuck! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5233 Trompe de l'Oiel? Or too much brandy in the captain's flambe recipe? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5234 It's unnerving to see Peg use either the round or the square hole 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5235 Does it matter what shape I’m in? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5236 Well actually that one is for "Round Peg. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5237 I'm a square peg... I'm a square peg... I'm a square peg. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5238 You go first. You have the square derrière. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5239 Can you put a square peg in a round hole...or is the other way around? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5240 They found my Kryptonite. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5241 He just transferred from where? I didn't know Bikini Bottom even HAD a fire department... 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5242 These social distancing requirements are getting ridiculous. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5243 Ok, they said there’s an all-round emergency at the Madison Square Garden. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5244 Square one’s for the rookies. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5245 We now have to be familiar with the law of gravity and rules of Trigonometry? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5246 Extraterrestrials? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5247 Come on, Peg, which is it? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5248 Stay back! You don’t want to see how ugly it is down there. You really can’t put a round guy in a square hole 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5249 I’m not surprised. No one carries the Chief’s water like SpongeBob. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5250 We're not trained for that one. It goes to Hell. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5251 « I thought that our newly appointed Diversity and Inclusion officer’s role was to be open to all types of candidates » 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5252 We need to take this square hole. A square peg is blocking the other one. Robert Jablon at rcjablon@aol.com (202-669-4820) 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5253 Fred was always a bit of a square peg here in the Department. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5254 Not being formed in yellow plastic, Don felt suddenly inadequate 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5255 I can’t remember: am I a square peg or a round one? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5256 Hold it! The last time I faced a 'round peg in a square hole' it didn't turn out so good. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5257 I think Shakira is going to break all poles tonight. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5258 It’s my first time. I don’t know what to do”, said he #2. “You grab it like this, and slide. Here, I’ll show you. Circular motions help. Don’t be square”, said he #1. “I didn’t volunteer for this, but that was incredible”, he #2 exclaimed at the end 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5259 It’s for emergency package deliveries. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5260 damn, they finally made one for your enormous square ass! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5261 Even though I am a LGBT, this second pole was not necessary. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5262 It's Uptown." 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5263 Wait, which one did that square Peg go through? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5264 Talk about putting round pegs down square holes! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5265 So much for the square peg problem. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5266 Not the shoulder squaring I was expecting. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5267 I'd better check what the pollsters say about this. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5268 Looks like trying to get this new Probie to fit in is going to be a challenge 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5269 That’s ergonomics baby…! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5270 Didn't know we had a square pants in the crew. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5271 I know we're trained to fit in any situation, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5272 I told him not to eat the pan pizza 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5273 Is this somehow connected to body positivity? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5274 I forgot to bring my square hula hoop 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5275 Inclusivity is where it’s at. It’s a vibe 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5276 'Not that one, Bob! I'm still cool!' 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5277 Get in the round hole square peg! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5278 But- you just said “the ONLY way to go is up” ?!? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5279 This looks like a Montessori toy 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5280 The square one is for firemen the circle is for lil nas x only*. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
5281 It’s so we know the difference between our poles 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
5282 Choose wisely, that's what the wizard said, Choose wisely. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5283 Wait, I don’t know which one to choose - I didn’t go to a Montessori school. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5284 I’m not square, you’re square. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5285 No! Round peg goes in the square hole! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5286 I'm no longer a square peg in a round hole. I'm just afraid of heights. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5287 Sponge Bob Square Pants just got hired. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5288 The firehouse used to be a day care center. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5289 All square!! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5290 I'm not going down here. I don't fancy square hoses. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5291 I often wondered about square pegs in round holes, but here they are side by side......it is an omen 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5292 Do you think that one is for Santa Claus? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5293 Bachelorette Parties are very specific these days. @newyorkercartoons 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5294 It’s the blue pole or the red pole. You decide.’ 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5295 To be a square peg in a round hole, or not to be. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5296 Wait! One of these is an optical illusion created by one of those tricky TikTok artists isn’t it? Only one of these is a real hole, and this is a setup for the next TikTok pole dance challenge.” #tiktokpoledancechallenge lmao 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5297 I know you guys pegged me for a square, but I identify as oblate spheroid. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5298 I've often been referred to as a square peg in a round hole. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5299 I forget. Is square up or down? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5300 It's the Chief's new test to see if we're in the right profession. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5301 Wow I never thought I would fit in here, but this is made for a square guy like me! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5302 That's in case you're not feeling yourself today. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5303 I can argue it round or square. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5304 The Chief thinks I'm a square. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5305 I’m glad we’re starting to celebrate all body types here. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5306 I’m telling you, keep staring down there and eventually you’ll see them waiting on us 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5307 Square Peg is always first onto the truck. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5308 What would Jlo do? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5309 If the circle fits in the square, you should be all right. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5310 Who moved my cheese? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5311 Where's the plaque that says which one leads to certain death?! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5312 Huh, I didn't think the 'rook' was that square! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5313 Remember what happened when he fell into the round hole and his head was stuck there for four years? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5314 Who put this round peg in the square hole? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5315 What WAS that she put in my coffee this morning??!! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5316 Will I be called a square if I do not go full circle? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5317 Must be the new geometry-inclusive fire pole. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5318 Well lookee here! They say there wasn’t enough in the budget to keep that inner city firehouse open, but they always find money for projects that require construction and provide for graft! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5319 The consultants said we needed to square the circle so we had that one installed. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5320 🎶 call me by your name 🎶 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5321 I guess this beats that time we had to attend to those bachelorettes. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5322 Get the manual out, this was never a part of basic training. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5323 You know Peg, always the non-conformist. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5324 This won't work. I'm more of a trapezoid peg in a hexagonal hole. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5325 Come on, Gary. Don't be a square. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5326 I heard they got rid of most of these because people kept breaking their ankles. If my father had taken the stairs, maybe my Nana's house might still be standing. I think something like eighteen dogs died that labor day. Eighteen dogs and three boys. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5327 “The square one goes to the men’s room .” 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5328 Finally, I feel fully included in the fire service. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5329 Two identical firefighters are poised before two poles: one going through a traditional round opening, the other–through a square-shaped hole. The first firefighter looks straight ahead blankly, the other one spreads out his arms in visible distress. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5330 Calling me SpongeBob is one thing but this is going to far! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5331 Which one of these did he use? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5332 I'll be the square peg--you try the new hole. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5333 You know what Kevin, I don’t need to fit in to be part of this firehouse. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5334 Something is not right, but here we go - dropping into the unknown. Ready to save your life - even if it means we lose ours. ♥️ 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5335 What about triangular? Do we have a LBGTQ pole? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5336 It must be for the new guy, Cubely. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5337 Do you think the Chief puts us in a box? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5338 They added this when Peg joined the department. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5339 I fully support our diversity initiative, but SpongeBob SquarePants as a firefighter may be a step too far. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5340 This feels like my last personality assessment test. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5341 It was only my wife who said I was a square! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5342 That new firefighter, Peg, has her own pole. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5343 Remember the Chief said he was going to after us about all those Covid pounds? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5344 Another HGTV renovation! Soon there won’t be a pole! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5345 my dad always told me not to be a square...but not sure if he wanted me to be round 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5346 I’m a bit of a square peg in a round hole. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5347 Chippendales newest initiative: square dancing. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
5348 Well, the new chief's name is Peg... 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5349 That's the poll to use if you have religious objections. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5350 Boss said we'll rent it out for novelty parties. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5351 STOP !!! Where is the square peg ! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5352 Well, I only fit through the triangular hole, so... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5353 Watch out, the square one goes down to the strip club. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5354 Time to put everything dad taught me before he left to the test. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5355 Quick Johnson, remind me of the geometry area equations! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5356 Contractors, cutting corners again. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5357 J t u s j p u m 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5358 Use the square when I’m around. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5359 Careful Bill, the new guy squared away the station again today 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5360 We must all be alike. Not everyone born free and equal, as the constitution says, but everyone made equal. A book is a loaded gun in the house next door. Burn it. Take the shot from the weapon. Breach man’s mind. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5361 Can't Batman and Robin just put out the fire? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5362 This one's for non-emergency calls. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5363 I never thought geometry would come handy in this job! 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
5364 I always new he was a square. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5365 Probie, you must choose whether to accept or reject the fire’s reality. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5366 You said no when I asked you if my butt looks flat. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5367 My wife always says I’m a square. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5368 But we already have our gear on. why do we need to slide down another pole? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5369 That Johnson alsway wants special treatment. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5370 The note said there's cheese at the bottom." 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5371 Good thing I’m not a peg! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5372 Oh crap,...too many choices in emergencies. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5373 The square is down and the round is up except on Sunday the square is up and the round is down. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5374 Round bottom, square hole? What’s your guess? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5375 I didn't think we we're this out of shape 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5376 "Seriously? Cast your vote: Square, Round or Both?" 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5377 really shouldn't have applied for a job at the strip club that's next to a fire station 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5378 Huh! What's the point of making two different shapes man!? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5379 I can't remember if my peg is rounder or more square. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5380 Jim went down the square hole! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5381 "Where are the covers to the 'it' holes? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5382 We both have terrible Parkinson’s disease. What the fuck are we doing here? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5383 Spongebob is a firefighter now? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5384 Cap'n says we've been far too squeamish lately and if we don't square up for the next fire he'll see that we do on the cat rescue detail. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5385 So, this is what our union rep meant when she said, "I'll have your dissent squared away." 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5386 Just go, we’re not round pegs either, Jim. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5387 It's true. The new chief is kind of square. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5388 Trying to decide which one to jump in. The square one looks bigger and can fit me but circle is my favourite shape. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5389 Did you say the fire is near the town square or the rotary? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5390 Uh-oh! Is this some kinda test! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5391 Where's the fire? Reality or alternate reality? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5392 Next time, send the pizza boxes down the elevator. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5393 Hey Peg - are you OK? We didn't know you could do that! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5394 Come on Bob, get that bag. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5395 Uhhh, again which one is to the fire place and... Hurry! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5396 Captain's editorializing again! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5397 Hey Dudley, do you still want to fit your square peg in a round hole? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5398 Quick, tell me which one to take! I've never been good at shape-sorting. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5399 If you keep refusing to do drugs with us you have to go down the square hole. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5400 So it's "Square Up", like I'm settling a debt, right? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5401 he never did laugh at my jokes... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5402 And this is where you’ll be jumping into action with your new partner, LD-49. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5403 They never said anything about trying to fit a round *pole* in a square hole, but this seems doable... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5404 We had it installed because the new guy moonlights with UPS 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5405 Human Resources added this for the square pegs. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5406 How did Lil Nas X do this?! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5407 No biggie, it’s a shape sorter. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5408 Ever since the Chief went to that diversity training the workplace has slowly become more accommodating. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5409 Hey, was that the new guy? Spongebob...something? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5410 I’m Peg, so this one must be for me. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5411 Is the chief trying to tell us we’re squares? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5412 Round peg,square hole? I’m not sure who I am anymore! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5413 Installing two poles isn't a good idea when the firefighters are indecisive. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5414 Fire in the Lego factory? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5415 It's for those identifying as square. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5416 Is it true that sponge bob square pants was hired? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5417 My shrink was right. I am so boring. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5418 I have a few issues with this new trans policy. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5419 Do we really need a choice? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5420 I BE GOIN' UP ON THIS ONE 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
5421 ‘Looks like Covid-19 just fell in the well’. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
5422 But, I’ve always been a triangle... 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
5423 Don't you hate it when Dd does stuff like this, expecting us to say something really witty about it? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5424 Which one do you think Peg will use? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5425 Whoopee! I’ve always felt like a square peg! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5426 It’s not like we weren’t told! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5427 We call it the Euclidean option. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5428 Wait! Just what are they trying to tell us here? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5429 The union finally negotiated our qualified transportation benefits. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5430 I've got a square peg and a round hole. What'll I do? 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5431 It’s a reminder of how hard it was for the first firefighters, probie. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5432 The square one is out,no way to do a circle of safety 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5433 See here James, the square one is here for pool time, like break. The other one is for work and that button there makes it only it 2 house service that is or limit. 2 at a time... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5434 You can fit a square fireman in a round pole hole 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
5435 I’m conflicted. I’m having one of my isosceles triangle days. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5436 Now I know how pasta feels. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5437 I don't know. Square peg or round hole, what do you think" 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5438 Well,If there is any 'best time to come out,' it's now. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5439 Geez, these interior designers just have to do something "out of the box"! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5440 This is why we have to stay in shape. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5441 It's more manly. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5442 We've always joked about him being a square but I didn't think he'd take us literally! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5443 It’s for squares, man. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5444 Well, the square one sure ain't for pole dancers 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5445 I have a feeling the choice has been made for us 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5446 I mean, I've been called a square my whole life so maybe this one is for me. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5447 I don’t know which one is more highly regarded, but I guess we could take a pole! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5448 We could do the environment and how it intersects with human rights - or we could do freedom of speech for white privileged people. It’s an emergency, so let’s do the latter. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5449 Do you think I’m more of a square peg or a round hole? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5450 You know, i got a joke about circles, pff never-mind its pointless. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5451 Well, they said they'd square it off! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5452 Ok, so we checked the whole of stately Wayne Manor. Maybe the fire's down there? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5453 No matter the platform, forever work your pole; we’re here as firemen, but our pole moves will turn up the heat. 🔥 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5454 We trained for this 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5455 Just hold on to the stick, i square its gonna be okay! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5456 Peg was so outta shape and sick of the vicious circle. She finally got to the square route of the pole. ” 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5457 Damn COVID! We are back to Square one. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5458 Who’s the square that demanded this accommodation?! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5459 That's for the the square fire fighters. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5460 Which one leads to the truck and which one leads to the Chief’s bunk 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5461 Wait. Which one starts the fire? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5462 Woah- he wasn’t kidding when he said he was going straight to hell! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5463 I think we've been tagged. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
5464 Peg's on maternity leave, now what do we do? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5465 Is my face square square or round? I’m trying to find the perfect sunglasses. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
5466 I never really thought of myself as a square but... 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
5467 *MONTERO absolutely blasting* 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5468 Good use of polling or bad use of polling? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5469 Why couldn't they just make them red and blue? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5470 uhhh square? circle? SQUARE? CIRCLE??? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5471 You think that's weird? Wait til you see what colour they painted the fire truck? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5472 Mr. Peel you take the pole on the right: As a member of the Lyndenurst family I am more comfortable with the one on the left. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5473 Why isn’t there a transvestite slide? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5474 This Village People night is getting so old. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5475 We’ll be installing a heated pool. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5476 I always kinda thought I was a square peg in a round hole. Maybe I'm a round peg in square hole after all 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5477 Is this what’s called square peg and a round hole? Or is it the other way around? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5478 Is it square up and circle down? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5479 I am glad they are inclusive of all shapes 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5480 You have an option, regular or fluffybutt, 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5481 I've always thought of myself as a square peg in a round hole. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5482 I guess I should have paid more attention to those blocks in kindergarten. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5483 Look Henry, this one is for you to slide down, you square! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5484 Man 1: “I’m scared of heights bro!” Man 2: “ You’re kidding, right?” 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5485 So, uh... you a square peg or a round hole ? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5486 Damn budget cuts, its so cold in here the floor is shivering. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5487 Wait! This looks different when we see Cinnamon dancing at the club, 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5488 Yikes, this ain't the fire station---we're in a noodle factory! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
5489 I don’t know what the hell we’re doing. The bell rang half an hour ago. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5490 Finally, an alternative for my square peg! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5491 That pole goes to Australia, and you've got a tearaway suit with a bowtie underneath, I say go for it! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5492 Rookie, this pole is reserved for Captain Squarepeg. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5493 Don't be demoralised.It is not a square peg in a round hole,and doesn't reflect on us. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5494 I thought I got rid of this game when I got out of Kindergarten. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5495 Doug you’re a square- just go!! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5496 We shouldnt fall in the same car with this hole. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5497 Anton, get your saw and widen one of these things! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5498 That one goes to the obtuse fires. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5499 Porous and yellow and highly flammable was he. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5500 OK, but round fire engines? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5501 Hey Rick, remember square body square hole #capiche?! 🔥 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5502 I don't know about you but I'm feeling on edge. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5503 They're trying to make this downsizing look like it's something we did to ourselves. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5504 I’m a rookie. Do I fit in a square hole or a round one? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5505 Wow, these holes comes in all shapes and sizes. Time to slide down and put on a show. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5506 Finally,one made for me. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5507 H needed his own pole but you should see him soak up excess water after the fire is out. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5508 That one's for my accountant. His expertise is sliding-scales. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5509 I'm still a little confused about the cis and trans poles. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5510 ...Something about Peg and Title IX. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5511 It was installed Chief Napolitano to accommodate the pizza deliveries. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5512 What shape do you identify with today? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5513 I don’t feel square today 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5514 They did tell us that the latest renovation would give us more choices" 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5515 American democracy! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5516 Well I’m cool- so you must be the square. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5517 Ok, one says trust my gut . . the other, what if it's the old square wheels hook and ladder switch . . and which is which . . . 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5518 But which one's for Peg?" 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5519 It's a reminder to be as brave as we were in the pediatrician's waiting room. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5520 I always pegged you as a round hole kinda guy. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5521 Gosh! I haven't had to deal with this since I was a little kid. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5522 Dude!! You dropped the DMT pen all the way down there?! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5523 I guess they are accommodating the new recruit 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5524 They made these special.. they are square for our square couch butts after we quarantine. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5525 The city is finally accomidating for those of us who don't fit in. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5526 Amazon gets us to the fire faster. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5527 So that's why the entrance exam was just ten hours of Perfection. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5528 So I'm supposed to be the round peg? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5529 First, figure out your shape. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5530 They built this place when Huey Lewis was big... 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5531 Looks like the Chief has started cutting corners around here. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5532 Do we all have to yell Feng Weeeeeeee? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5533 ...because someone said we were being sheep... 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5534 What was the lesson from that Walt Whitman poem again? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5535 I know one of these is from that Lil Nas X video 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5536 I thought it was weird that one of the new guys set up the DVR to record “The Lawrence Welk Show.” 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5537 Guess which one is the greased pole! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5538 For me? You guys are the sweetest guys I've ever known. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5539 Well that’s just perfection 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5540 Oh Jhonny! Why are those lightbeams comming from the floor?? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5541 oh wait my kid does that, easy peasy. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5542 Look like another false alarm.... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5543 this could be the one for the square peg. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5544 Again, all I said was that he was acting like a blockhead 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5545 Just think! If someone was looking at this in two dimensions, they’d have no idea that one of the poles is also square. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5546 We should probably go put out that fire. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5547 We're good but it's going to make pole dancing harder. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5548 But I'm a round peg! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5549 No Gus, the pole on the right takes us to the bachelorette party. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5550 One's the bat cave, the other is a bachelorette party. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5551 It's for the newbie, Peg. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5552 Am I a square peg or a round hole? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5553 A recent poll found that not all firefighters are squares. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5554 Cappy! Timmie fell down the well! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5555 I thought the department was trying to cut corners? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5556 Look whose is joining the equality bandwagon. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5557 To hell with this. Let 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5558 Alright Ronny, you go in that one, you've got a boxier body 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5559 The round one is for Trump supporters, The square one is for Biden supporters. Take your pick. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5560 Don’t worry, rookie! It’s normal to work the corporate ladder down in this office 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5561 OK Captain, how long do rookies have too get into shape around here? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5562 ...our new geek pole. Get fired up and GO! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5563 Guess they were wrong about 'be there, or be square!' 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5564 Greg's a square peg but he found a way to fit in 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
5565 After the Fisher-Price merger, we had to build a square hole to promote their Shape Sorters. And also to accommodate your dump truck ass. I know we’re supposed to get rid of fires but I’m looking at an absolute smoke show right now and me likey. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5566 Well, looks like Fred better stick to the pole on the left. It is made for post vacation weight gain. He'll need the rounded out pass through. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5567 Maybe it goes to an electric fire engine 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5568 Oh darn, my horoscope predicted that I would encounter “tough decisions ahead” so this must be it: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe..... 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5569 I have to go with the that is fair! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5570 Um...this is getting confusing, does that bell mean it’s time to “square up” or “circle down” 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5571 No Pal...I think 'you' should go for the circle, cause i have trypophobia. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5572 Was that just Lil Nas X? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5573 Wait, SpongeBob...it's just a drill! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
5574 I think it is some kind of psychological test designed by the Captain . 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
5575 I always forget which one is the fire exit. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5576 Which of is the square peg? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5577 Yes..more diversity!! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5578 Look Tony, I know cartoons come in all shapes and sizes. That’s fine. I got no problem with anybody’s looks. But you’d think our ADA would be a little less strict, what with the lack of physical form and all. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5579 Wow, Peg actually IS square. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5580 I guess their putting a new lightbulb in. 3 to chop holes in the ceiling and one to screw the bulb in. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5581 It’s getting too political! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5582 But my preferred geometric form is the triangle! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5583 After sabbatical, I'm completely out of shape. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5584 The Fire Chief just told me, 'Darin, you're a square peg around here.' 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5585 Now everyone will know I'm a squarie 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5586 I never had this toy before 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5587 That absorbent, yellow and porous guy made the squad? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5588 Really forces us to think about what kind of shape we're in. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5589 You are more square than a perfect square; you’ll slide down easy 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5590 I’m not real crazy about the Up fireman pole they just installed. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5591 It's our time, it's our time down here... Up there it's your time, it's your time up there..." ~ Goonie 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5592 Right down, just around to Times square ? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5593 Oh no my trypophobia is kicking in! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5594 Hey! There’s gonna be a party at the new bar on 45th street tonight! I’ve heard it’s gonna be fire, be there or be square! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5595 I wish I'd payed more attention in geometry class. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5596 I'm just not sure we're using computers efficiently. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5597 There’s no time to sort shapes—I’m not an hourglass. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5598 Finally! I'm a square, my wife says. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5599 Before you fight a fire, you need to figure out who you really are. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5600 Yeah, I heard ol' Sponge Bob got himself at the business end of a firehose. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5601 I have more right angles, I’ll go. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5602 It's a path, McGrath. Square equals=Slide down, McGrath and I get to enjoy a brew at home, McGrath! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5603 That SCREAMING. I forgot about ladies night. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5604 Don't be a square and stop standing around 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5605 It’s to see if you fit in as a firefighter 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5606 The architect's a geometry buff who likes squaring the circle. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5607 I just can’t get my head around the new normal. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5608 Use this one for boring emergencies. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5609 Nonforgiveness necessarily implies a heavy burden of psychological time 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5610 Well my wife says I’m a block head. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5611 OMG! what kind of pegs are we?! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5612 That blockhead just went down the right pole. 1.1325 0.03329 83 73 10 0
5613 D"on't get dressed until you find your clothing on the bottom floor. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5614 Jump right for the fire truck and left for the fire saucer! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5615 'as a square peg, can I go down the round hole'? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5616 Yeah but can they fit a square peg in a round hole? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5617 Toss for it!! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5618 Hmm...would you say I'm more of a square peg or a round peg sort of guy? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5619 Round is for Engine 2, square is for Stage 3. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5620 Well, when sergeant Pegg and lieutenant Hoel transferred into the department we felt the modification was necessary. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5621 Make the wrong choice and you’re categorized forever! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5622 Another thing, rookie, it’s important to choose the fire that represents you! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5623 Reminds me of guessing game to identify bathrooms in Europe. Why don't they just say Ladies and Gents? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5624 Does cubism have a place in the firehouse? I think not. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5625 They need to stop cutting corners around here. 1.1324 0.03571 68 60 8 0
5626 Wrong-way ,Corrigan." Hope he thinks to jump off down at the mile level 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5627 Which one is more American so they stop asking me to go back home? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5628 Here’s to the crazy ones. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5629 I forgot which one of these went to the bachelorette party. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5630 No square peg should go down the round hole. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5631 Are you in good shape? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5632 These decisions are killing me." 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5633 In Pole Position 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5634 Circle or square, we’re still gonna be late. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5635 Well, we all know Im no Square. So? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5636 I get the gender wars, but what the… 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5637 Dude. We have GOT to get that hole fixed. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5638 I'm glad they're gender-free, but these new bathrooms don't make any sense. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5639 @mdhsteffen „Square peg and a round hole? Nah…“ 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5640 I just wouldn't feel cool going down that one. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5641 Shoot! - I forgot which one we're supposed to take!" "You mean, Chute? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
5642 This motherfucker... 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5643 Its for the guys who passed their pee-test. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5644 Hey! Our new firehouse has a Helvetica style fireman's pole! I guess the architect and the fire chief couldn't agree on classic or modern. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5645 You'll be fine. I did once fit a square peg into a round hole. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5646 Not the first strip club accident I46-44CB-A581-67BDCB24EB34}{(null)}{Y}{2}{{www.facebook.com:443}www.facebook.com} 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5647 What a square peg next to a round hole I thought I knew what I was doing 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5648 Darn! I know I said 'heart-shaped.' 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5649 Well, shape is not important, but in this case maybe is telling something about the fire! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5650 I forgot to tell you . I'm squared of heights. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5651 I'm not comfortable with how the new drug test is going down 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5652 This is for those who have put on the Covid-19 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5653 Wait, was that a quadrilateral alarm? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5654 The advertised as: Picture – perfect streamline architectural design LLC 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5655 I think we're suppose to choose or something. It's a trick! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5656 We need to go fast, but which shape is it? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5657 But I have only practiced the turntable 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5658 See you around if you don't turn square. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5659 Careful, there is a triangle around here somewhere 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5660 Maybe it will be easier to go through the round hole without trapping the long hose 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5661 Before joining the department Bill was an elevator operator. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5662 Oh no, someone opened the wrong door. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5663 What? Where's our triangle hole? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5664 The old crew used to be a bunch of squares, but now they're progressive. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5665 Well, it appears to me that we can get both the round hole fire and the the square peg fire fighters down to the trucks twice as fast as before! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5666 Amazon sent him 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5667 I DID HEAR THAT 'SANTA' IS BIG ON 'BOARD GAMES' THIS YEAR BECAUSE OF QUARANTINE! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5668 Oh no! They finally squared the circle. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5669 I guess it’s for the square pegs. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5670 They are from different gangs! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5671 You first. I'm not going down that pole. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5672 Too bad one of us isn't a square peg. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5673 I had a dream about Ellen and pole-dancing but this doesn't square with it 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5674 I can't fit in there. I'm more of a round kind of guy 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5675 Now THAT’s how the sausage is made. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5676 That one was made specially for Willie, who was built different. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5677 It a bout time management realized you can't fit a square fireman in a round hole. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5678 Never mind which pole, I only had time to do the nails on my left hand. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5679 So, let me get this straight. Square is up and round is down, right? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5680 They’ve really been cutting corners lately. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5681 Is this them telling us to be a-round or be square? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5682 We got tired of trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5683 I’ll fit in here, you take the other. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5684 Well rookie, which one are you? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5685 Square or round? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5686 Quick, which peg am I 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5687 Which one am I again? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5688 He is a bit socially awkward, but this is over-accommodating! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5689 If a stripper is performing for the guys downstairs then we have to use this pole. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5690 I guess they have me pegged as a square. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5691 The contractor lied about the new design, Mikey. That’s not Danish Functionalism—it’s, ugh, Neo-Futurism. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5692 Looks like this time Peg did it right. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5693 Did you bring the extra cheese and pepper flakes? 1.1286 0.04514 70 64 4 2
5694 Quick, Google Pyhthagoras' Theorem ! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5695 I have always believed that square hole were a hoax until now. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5696 That's my dad's. He was a square. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5697 Guess who’s investigating this. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5698 Oh, yeah. They added a new, wider chute to accommodate those of us who have put on the ‘Covid 19.’” 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5699 Well, my shrink has told me I should try to rediscover childhood memories. 1.1282 0.03810 78 70 7 1
5700 There’s your downside on having a nightclub as neighbor. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5701 My dad never answers my letters from jail 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5702 Okay let’s see. Phil, you ain’t they type to love a good party so you go right. I’ll stay left. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5703 It's for the new guy. Big Lawrence Welk fan. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5704 This is a really big shoe. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5705 My god, he did it. The absolute madman. He finally squared the circle. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5706 I failed geometry class. How about you? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5707 oh hell no, i'm not going to that reality again, bob. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5708 Have any of you been experiencing flu-like symptoms? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5709 Hold on! That one's only for Chief Peggy. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5710 I really need to get in shape. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5711 I'll go, since I have a squarer jaw than you. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5712 I think I'd rather be a Vegetarian 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5713 We're trying to see if Tom's as much of a square as he acts like sometimes 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5714 Dang it, I told them I have a triangular center of gravity 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5715 Are you the square peg this week or am I? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5716 Damn! I knew I should have become a research psychologist. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5717 Oh and btw, we have a multiverse station here. This pole would take you to your alternate square and that one would be the ground floor. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5718 ‘Did you get rounder from all the Quarantinis or are you a square?’ 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5719 Have you ever thought of yourself as a peg? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5720 What if the fire is down there 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5721 Oh, that one's for the uncool firefighters. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5722 God spongebob we know you’re in which hole! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5723 Hey Morpheus, tell me again, which one is Wonderland and you'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes? 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
5724 Do I go through the square and land on a square or do I go through the circle and land on a circle? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5725 I’ll try, if you will. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5726 The square shoulder group's grievance was successful. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5727 Uh-oh: I failed this question when I applied to Microsoft 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5728 Do you think Peggy made it okay? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5729 Last change to get our CFO 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5730 I’m too squared to slide down that one. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5731 Sometimes I think building management doesn't want people to be saved from burning buildings 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5732 You take this one, Bob; a square fireman won’t fit into a round hole. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5733 That one's for the basement. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5734 Wait, is the cisgender hole round or square? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5735 My square wife Peg would never fit through that. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5736 Uh oh. The manual didn't say anything about firefighter-shaped pegs. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5737 Pegg! No time to waste! You grab one, I'll grab the other! This is a metaphor waiting to happen! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5738 I'm no square. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5739 I support single dads 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5740 The square hole is for infrastructure disasters. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5741 Danger! Granny warned me about putting a round peg in a square hole. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5742 Hurry. Pick a gender and go with it. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5743 Who's going to be the square peg? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5744 I don’t see a problem with the round peg in either hole. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5745 My first response in "no". 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5746 Careful, Rookie, there's a fire in the holes. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5747 SpongeBob was the best firefighter on the force, but then Hollywood called. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5748 Should we slink inside the box? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5749 Another random algorithm from our AI programmers to see if we choose Ac = π r2 or As = s2! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5750 Bill — when the guys and I called you a square, we didn’t mean it literally. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5751 Are they going to add an X and ∆ too, now that Sony had a fundraiser for us? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5752 Are people that identify as men squares or circles? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5753 Hold up, Dave. Did you see the hairy new guy Willie come through here with paint earlier? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5754 what’s your body type , square or round ? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5755 Other hot job 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5756 C’mon, prove to us you’re not a square! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5757 Is is square/up round/down? Or vice versa? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5758 The round one is for the guys built like a fireplug; I’ve always been more angular. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5759 That’s for Fireman SpongeBob. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5760 AAK, can't put a round thing in a square hole! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5761 Choose wisely, you must. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5762 Jeff just vaporized into thin air. Now I understand what you meant when you said: “Once you’re a square, you won’t be a-round”. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5763 But how will we collect our tips if we fall through? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5764 Oh, so THIS is what they meant when they said you can’t put a circle in a square hole in preschool 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5765 Looks a pile of square pegs... 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5766 The remodeling of the firehouse really leaves a lot to be desired. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5767 I was talking about the meme! The square hole meme! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5768 A square!? I've only trained with circles, triangle, and hexagons! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5769 I guess this is what they meant when they said the station renovations were a square deal. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5770 So, the round hole is for storing toilet paper rolls, and the square hole is for boxes of pizza. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5771 Part of the department's diversity program. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5772 Wait, tell me again what happens again if I take the blue pill but go down the square hole? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5773 Careful, that one goes to the chief's snake pit. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5774 The square one must be for the guys who still rock the mustache. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5775 He's always the first to clear the square. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5776 I get it. I’m lame. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5777 'No, it doesn't help if we go at the same time..." 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5778 I guess we better shape up 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5779 Wait, I think it’s a trapezoid 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5780 Fine, then how did they design the poles at Wayne Manor? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5781 Maybe that leads to squaresville man! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5782 Wait, was that a spider? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5783 That’s it. I’m done being the square peg through the round hole. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5784 Was it a four-alarmer? 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5785 I didn’t mean it literally! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5786 This is what the management consultants came up with? What do they thing a fire drill is? 🔥 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5787 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5788 It’s about time they made these ‘Square Peg’ accessible. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5789 It's a traffic flow thing: round is down, square is up. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5790 It was Peg's idea. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5791 The alt-right seems to be pervading everything! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5792 When you told me that Sponge Bob Square Pants was our new rookie fire fighter. I thought it was some poor geek with a mean nickname. I had no idea........... 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5793 Biden's gone overboard with his new equality policy 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5794 I was never good at these 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5795 The square pole is anti static cling. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5796 They want us on a diet. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5797 The square one goes up, the circle one goes down. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5798 I knew I should have taken geometry 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5799 Deputy Chief Round-hole, this one's yours." "Yes sir Captain Sqare-peg. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5800 Wait, was that round peg square hole or square peg round hole? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5801 Human Resource messing with us again. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5802 I don't recall seeing 'peg' in our job description. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5803 I have a condition where I can only go through triangle-shaped holes. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5804 Did you know Smitty was that big a square? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5805 I'll go left. You're the square peg here. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5806 I don't think we're supposed to try to rescue him from those fires 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5807 Uh oh! He must have seen my tweet about him being a square peg in a round hole. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5808 #NerdAlert, yo... an equilateral triangle would make it even faster!! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5809 I didn't think this was what the City meant when they said they'd be cutting corners with our budget. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5810 I didn't know the drill involve performing idioms? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5811 Looks like they don't want us square pegs using that round hole anymore. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5812 I guess it's no different than signing your emails with your preferred pronouns. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5813 « Escape designed by Vasarely » 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5814 This is the toughest Fire Department to get into. They make you square the circle 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5815 Hmm...a square peg and a round pole. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5816 Well this is definitely going to exacerbate my body dysmorphia. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5817 I haven't done this since I was a kid! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5818 Thanks for the square hole, but I don't think I'll ever fit in here. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5819 That's what Fireman Roundpeg gets for dancing with the Superintendent's wife at the Christmas party, I suppose. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5820 I thought I had resolved my identity. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5821 I can't go down, this is bringing back a childhood trauma. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5822 I have always enjoyed breaking the rules with you Chet, but now you are pushing me too far! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5823 Good thing geometry was part of our training. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5824 This is a job for Peg! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5825 Now we will know faster who are the square heads. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5826 We’re gonna need a pair shaped one of those women get assigned here 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5827 To each his own, buddy! 🔥 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5828 It doesn't look political, but... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5829 As we pause here, confronted by the illusion of choice, a house burns. Is that the joke? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5830 I knew when we hired Peg something like this would happen. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5831 Which one is for the five-alarm fire? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5832 Hey Lego trainees...you slide down the pole, not stack. Try it again." 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5833 The bride-to-be trains parrots for a living. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5834 The rule is no square peg in a round hole ... which one are we? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5835 i'm a Democrat! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5836 The rookies didn’t enjoy the game of chutes and ladder truck. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5837 Wait, woa…….my whole life I’ve always felt like a square peg trying to fit into a round hole 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5838 Ready to go, but I'm no Square! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5839 Remember what happened when that square, Peg, tried to fit in the round hole? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5840 Hey Peg, would you describe yourself as round or square? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5841 Wow, we might see a rectangular next time? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5842 Can't put a Square Captain in a round hole. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5843 But I don't know if I'm a square peg or a round peg. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5844 Wait! Was that a four-alarm fire or just another fire ring? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5845 You go round. I’ll take the squares. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5846 Finally we can ditch the square peg.. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5847 Remember? Square is for those who have a pair. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5848 deciding between the black hole and the rabbit hole 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5849 Drawing diagonals to make a point? Typical Drew.” 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5850 “Multiple choice in training, and now, true or false?” 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5851 Now how do I square this circle? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5852 I'm glad we finally got an up pole, but the new guys definitely need more training. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5853 Are we being dispatched to the fire in Columbus Circle the one in Times Square? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5854 Well they always said I was a square. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5855 Did you bring the wooden hammer? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5856 Did somebody say ‘dinosaurs’? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5857 Are we supposed to be a square peg in a round hole or a round peg in a square hole? I think I'll use the stairs. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5858 one....two...two and a half 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5859 I admit I'm old-school ... you don't have to light a fire under me. 1.1159 0.03288 69 62 7 0
5860 Sorry....my kids’ Common Core math homework has me a little traumatized. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5861 They are testing us every day! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5862 Ok, let’s go back to our gender sensitivity training ... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5863 The innovation team have done it again! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5864 I think the new Chief has an innovative approach to selecting which kind of pizza we order. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5865 Stop staring, we are not gonna change ourselves. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5866 That's for squares 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5867 No,It's not just because you're no fun at parties. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5868 Think back to your training. What did Mrs. Smith show you with the blocks? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5869 You choose this time. Last time we wound up in Alice in Wonderland. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5870 Well Jack, your "square peg in a round hole" dilemma all solved. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5871 You spin me square round 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5872 I haven't seen a compass in 20 years, what shape did you expect me to make it? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5873 S - Square, C - Circle, X - Rather not say / questioning. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5874 So which one do we take? The square peg? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5875 Guess the installers were covering all bases in terms of that ‘Square peg, Round hole’ concept. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5876 Should we use the square route, or the one that looks like pie? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5877 The square represents structure, balance and logic.....the round means your an idiot. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5878 I wonder what kind of new equipment the chief ordered for us to carry that'll only fit through this kind of hole. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5879 Now Peg's usually the first one on the truck. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5880 Do you know what shape this is, Shape this is, Shape this is, Do you know what shape this is, My fair lady. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5881 They're really making accommodations for Firefighter Peg. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5882 I wish our Captain would go back to teaching geometry in the classroom! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5883 Why does this feel like a political decision? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5884 I guess it’s planning ahead for when they start serving those square meals they’ve been promising. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5885 I know it's taking time, but I'm trying to decide if I'm a square peg in a round hole or a round peg in a square hole. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5886 `This is a real dilemma for a square peg like myself. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5887 It's new; Chief Squarepeg said he'd just had enough of the constant kidding. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5888 I can handle the ride down, but coming back up? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5889 So this is squaring the circle? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5890 I knew that the carpenter who built this was a square! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5891 I told him to “square up” not down. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5892 Hey Pete this is the new Fireman's Test Flexibility Contest. Jump to the square in your underwear and leap to the hole grabbing the pole. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5893 Our profiling revealed we have a few square pegs in the Department 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5894 Which one has the sharks and which one has the alligators? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5895 There you have it, Gary... finally a pole-hole that works for you. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5896 Don’t panic firefighter Peg, just remember your training 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5897 Knock, knock.. who's there? oh it's Mr. Round and Ms. Square 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5898 Where’s the trapezoid, and they went to diversity training? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5899 Jesus! SpongeBob down this hole. Rock paper scissors? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5900 We had it built for Ryan. He’s a square peg. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5901 It looks like the square peg missed again. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5902 Firefighting robots are okay but sue me, I'm a traditionalist. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5903 I still can’t remember which is the 7 train local or express, can you? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5904 And this one is reserved for Captain Boxhead. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5905 Oh shit, Jim, I don't know if I'm a round peg or a square peg. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5906 These are the biggest Popsicles I’ve ever seen. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5907 You go! You’re the square peg! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5908 That's the pole Lil Nas X has us install. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5909 It’s a wedge issue. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5910 Wait, am I supposed to be a circle or a square? And wasn't there supposed to be a triangle? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5911 The architect was such a blockhead! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5912 I forget: which is town and which is country? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5913 I just don't know if I'm a square peg in a round hole, or a round peg in a square hole. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5914 Chief, should I call his next of kin? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5915 THAT ONE'S FOR SQUARES LIKE YOU" 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5916 It’s for when you fail to be there. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5917 I thought we couldn't use these anymore anyway... 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5918 You can fit a round peg in a square hole! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5919 Oh no. I’m starting to feel like a square peg in a round hole! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5920 It's like putting a square firefighter into a round hole. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5921 They’re trying to fit our square company into a round hole. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5922 That's nice of you, but they are not equal. I go first. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5923 This is probably the wrong time to confess this, but; I failed shape-o-ball in kindergarten 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5924 I always thought Peg was kinda square, but they had to make this just for her? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5925 You're the square peg, take the round hole. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5926 The department is really cutting corners! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5927 Some guys like a challenge 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5928 I didn’t take Bill for being a square 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5929 This is an unfortunate time to realize my friends were wrong; the day did come when I needed to know geometry, 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5930 Step One of Racism Sensitivity Training. -- or -- "Uh. Yikes! ... Tell your kids DO NOT skip 'Shapes Day' in Pre-K." -- or -- "What the ...?? Oh, okay. The State's new LGBT Etc. Mandate." 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5931 Hey, Jane! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5932 No wonder he broke his tailbone, Derek! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5933 Wait a sec, Earl ... Am I a round peg or a square peg? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5934 Worst day ever! First, my daughter's aardvark died. Then, the manicurist only had time to do my left hand. And now the automatic brushes are cleaning BOTH floor toilets? Holy merde! I don't feel like going to this costume party, Samantha. Burrrrrrpp! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5935 They’re a great fit for this job. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5936 No completely smooth edge for the butt crack. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5937 this is the new metric for fiding out if you are fit enough to be a fire fighter If you can not get through the square hole... You are out 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5938 I’m betting the lake trout is our first responder. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5939 Peggy went down the wrong hole again! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5940 never mind the square, Fire Chief is a flat earther. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5941 They said I was square but this is overkill! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5942 Now that's how they keep in shape. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5943 It's a new management thing. AI meets D&I. Just pick one. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5944 Don’t be such a square and jump. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5945 It’s from France. Just try it, and if you don’t like it, you can still come up the stairs. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5946 That new captain makes everything a competition. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5947 penis - vivienne merando, inventor of hazbin hotel 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5948 There's 2 men sodomizing one another down there. Let's chill up here 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5949 Which one is handicap-accessible, again? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5950 Don't be square! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5951 Apparently our past successes were not fair and square. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5952 This is not what I had in mind when I said I need to get into shape. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5953 Good god! The other strippers didn’t even see these holes appear! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5954 Fire Chief Peggy avoided anything new--reluctant, even, to use slang from later than the 1950s. So when she went down the round hole, the consequences rippled through the firehouse and out into a terrified universe. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5955 Old Peg, our Dalmatian, just learned a new trick!" 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5956 I dont think I am ready for the math section of my training yet. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5957 I think you are a square and should go down the round hole 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5958 C'mon, Rob! Don't be a square about it. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5959 I´m all for discipline, but you just can´t be this squared 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5960 Looks like they really cut corners on this one. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5961 If you're not cool, this is the pole you should use. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5962 Our helmets are circular, right? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5963 Am I a square peg through a round hole or a round peg through a square hole? I always get confused. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5964 Diversification as emergency response 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5965 Maybe I am a square peg trying to fit in a round hole. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5966 That one's for square pegs that can't fit into a round hole" 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5967 OH NO! a square peg in a square hole No way! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5968 The moment fireman Mike realizes he's confused about his peg identity. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5969 Wait which one did Lil Nas go down 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5970 Man, I didn't think there was any way Peg Roundhouse would make it through there. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5971 Geometry is on fire today. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5972 Tough call, Cheerios or Rice Chex for breakfast... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5973 Fire in Madison Square Garden, you said? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5974 This is our new non-gender, non-binary, lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, mono-sexual, poly-sexual, friendly pole. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5975 I'M SURE I TOLD THEM TO PUT THE CIRCLE IN THE SQUARE ! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5976 I always forget: am I square or round? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5977 After all the work we've done, they won't make us start from square one, believe me! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5978 Damn Polish poles! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5979 Even the poles are woke or Apple or Orange? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5980 Don't worry, the pole is a square too 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5981 To paraphrase Chairman Deng, it doesn't matter if it's a round hole or a square hole, if it gets us there, it's a good hole! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5982 A square hole? My God... this goes against everything they taught us at the academy. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5983 Talking about squaring the circle... 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5984 Dems make headway putting out the fires of the previous administration... meanwhile, at the fire station... 1.1013 0.02902 79 72 7 0
5985 If I pick the wrong one, we’ll never get there in time. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5986 Do you think they have one of these in Vegas too? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5987 Mom always said I was a square peg...how did they find out? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5988 Well, Mr. Square Peg, Round Hole, here you go! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5989 The Station Commander is always trying to box us in. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5990 Are you sure we signed for a firefighter's club? Well this looks like it is a different club... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5991 We have to fix the roof!" 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5992 Wow. Chief really did mean it when he said there wasn’t a need for stairs. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5993 I've told him many times he's a round peg. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5994 The strip club next door is short on pole dancers again. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5995 Gotta love Peg's determination! #squarepegroundhole 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5996 They misunderstood my request for bipolar work accommodations 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5997 Sponge-Bob has been great but we've needed to make some adjustments. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5998 The chief said you were pretty "square," so we had it made just for you! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5999 Whoa, does this go with no firetrucks? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6000 The poles are lava 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6001 It's the next phase of diversity : no more squares in round holes. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6002 Diversity of geometry requirements. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6003 That cadet Spongebob got assigned to our engine house - captain's been very accommodating. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6004 Change is good for you. Try something new! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6005 That is left over from when padded shoulder jackets were THE THING! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6006 Has anyone got the statistics on that newly hired guy? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6007 This is the strangest act of vandalism I’ve seen since that kid replaced all our hoses with vacuums 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6008 I told you he was an angle shooter 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6009 You can't just stand there! So which is it, Peg? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6010 I have always thought of myself as rather square. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6011 Don’t be a wuss, Alice! Just use the pole if you want to get back up. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6012 Ok, you take the square and I'll take the rhombus. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6013 I'm squared. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6014 Drop it like it's hot! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6015 Wait, did Captain say I was a square peg or a round hole?!? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6016 It accommodates the round pessimists 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6017 We need to square this away. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6018 Beats me! Captain SpongeBob had it installed for some reason. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6019 Do you remember which one goes to Bali? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6020 פּעג, זאָרג זיך נישט וועגן זיך נישט אַרײַנפּאַסן 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6021 Now we're squared. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6022 My ideal choice would be for you to get a grip. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6023 I’ve heard about a square peg and a round hole, but a square hole and a round pole is unheard of. Poor Peg. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6024 Aight imma head out 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6025 I've never had so much trouble at just 360 degrees. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6026 I told him, “Don’t be such a square!” 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6027 Is this what they mean about "square pegs and "round holes"? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6028 The fire part we get, but the rescue? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6029 Glory holes past the poles 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6030 All of the other firemen left without us again. Was it because we didn't use a deodorant? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6031 Who let that snake charmer use the sawzall? 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
6032 I’ll go down through the square hole and you can go down through the circular hole. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6033 The fire?....Hugh Hefner's Grotto?....Your choice. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6034 It's deep. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6035 Finally, diversity for square pegs. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6036 We have stairs now. In the old days, the beatniks used the round one. . 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6037 I can't remember whether mom told me I was 'well rooted' or 'well suited' for this job. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6038 Another one bites the Dust! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6039 New EEOC guidelines request workplaces accommodate all body types. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6040 I don't know, Peg, looks OK to me. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6041 C'mon! Everyone knows you're a damn square! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6042 I did not know that William Perry (the refrigerator) played on our team 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6043 I think you’ve taken calling the Captain ‘square’ too far. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6044 Well you're the Square Dancer so which hole do you think is meant for you? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6045 That pole hole is if you are overweight. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6046 Which one do you think we can fit into? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6047 The circle is the Classic way to go, but the Square is slightly more accessible for the portly." 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6048 The fate of our day rests on how well I really know myself." 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6049 I thought you said I was square. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6050 It's about time we got an 'up' pole. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6051 It’s what our D&I consultant recommended. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6052 Wait, which one is up and which one is down? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6053 wait a moment! ..choices we make in this dimention can affect us forever in, The Twilight ZOoone… 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6054 I guess we *did* hear that the new guy’s a square 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6055 Hmm not sure if my body type is square or a circle 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
6056 They haven't got to the pole yet. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6057 Are you more round or square? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6058 Where did Cardi B go? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6059 When Marshall McLuhan said, “We become what we behold. We shape our tools and then our tools shape us”, I never thought it’d apply to us! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6060 Awesome, I always felt I was a square peg in a round hole. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6061 Square meal or Ramen•bowl for lunch again, I guess..." 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6062 Can you square zero? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6063 Diversity is important! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6064 You've go to be careful with these introspective self-report personality questions. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6065 Holy shit is this Sativa I can't smoke Sativa you motherfucking prick I can only smoke indica oh god I'm shaking now FUCK!! Now we have to stop a burning house you motherfucker I'm having a panic attack you better believe Johnson will hear about this 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6066 Do I prefer circle or is it just more familiar? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6067 No, I'm not familiar with the expression 'a round firefighter in a square hole.' 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6068 Right, what body type are you? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6069 Looking down a hole 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6070 Let’s go start some fires so we can make money putting them out. This is a thing that all firefighters do. This is not a joke. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6071 I thought this would be the best part of the job when I was a kid. But then I got the job and found out you can steal shit from people's homes when you go in there to put out fires, and no one can really say anything about it. And that's even cooler. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6072 I always forget, do we use the square one to go up, or for going down? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6073 Which one again is the vaccinated pole? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6074 Don't be a square, fireman. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6075 When did “Sponge Bob”join the Department? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6076 Hey, I know we are good citizens, but I would never say "square". 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6077 I told those construction assholes I wanted a circle, what the fuck is this? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6078 Oh no! Sponge Bob was supposed to go with the Mop-Up crew. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6079 I am not sure I am in good shape enough to go through this 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6080 Crap! Which one’s the portal to The Great Unknown, again? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6081 My wife set the house on fire to make it Corona free and called me to do my job. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6082 We going down as @starburst or @skittles ? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6083 Are you a square peg trying to fit into a round hole? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6084 is this a good thing they gave us square-hole choice ? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6085 It's part of the effort to root out systemic inequities in the fire department. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6086 In I didn’t notice anyone unusual , did you? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6087 Hold on Captain, I think this one’s going straight to the Star Wars Convention. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6088 Well personally speaking, If you’ve ever felt like that Square Peg in a Round Hole.. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6089 First, down to your undies then do the "Hokey-Pokey" on the pole.... 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6090 Well, Peg, be all "old-school" as usual and use the round one. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6091 Are you more of a peg or hole guy? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6092 Chief Roundpeg is stuck again. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6093 Well, it WILL make it easier to bring our flat screen TV on calls. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6094 I know chief thinks I am a square, but this is a little much. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6095 No, not that one. That’s for Lil Nas X. 1.0781 0.04621 64 61 1 2
6096 Day 1 in Fireman's school: choosing your preferred pole identity. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6097 Which one should we take? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6098 They made a special one for squareheads. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6099 I should have paid more attention in geometry class. What do I do now? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6100 They're running a pilot program for robo-fireman 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6101 I guess we're not cutting any corners. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6102 If you choose to represent the various parts in life by holes upon a table, of different shapes,—some circular, some triangular, some square." "Shut up Sydney Smith we have a fire to put out! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6103 My hips are too fit to be square. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6104 We just don't fit in this square hole society 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6105 I know I’ve been a bit dull lately, but you didn’t have to call me out like this. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6106 Hey Einstein that new one 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6107 I'm suspicious that a square will even work in this situation. Feel adventurous? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6108 Another psychological test? There's not that much psychology in fighting fires, or am I missing something? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6109 I don't know if I'm a round peg or a square peg? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6110 I’ll go first, I’ve been watching that Lil Nas X video all week. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6111 In life , you gotta choose the path that fits you although our destination is the same which is happiness . 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6112 Please call the office immediately and request a change of venue! Mel Yoken New Bedford, Ma. myoken@umassd.edu 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6113 I know kids used to call me square—but… 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6114 Round peg stuck in Square hole At least fire & rescue wont have far to go. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6115 Careful. If we go down this one we might stick in the mud. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6116 Wouldn't you know it -- with the station's Peg PPE woefully depleted -- and me right in the middle of doing my nails! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6117 I said there needs to be a fair way to get down for the elderly! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6118 Chief Chuck E. Cheese has been making some modifications again. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6119 Toasted bread or boiled eggs for breakfast, John? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6120 I'll take Batman's pole 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6121 Go for the gold – the pole is square too! 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6122 I am kinda round…. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6123 Vaxed? There aren't any angles. Not vaxed? The angles don't matter at this point. The risk of overthinking is a bad risk bro. LETS GET IT! 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
6124 A holy moly and a squarzy warzy 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
6125 I can never remember, which is dog guy and which is cat guy? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6126 Pole Equality 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6127 Square peg or round hole? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6128 what sort of kindergarten is this ? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6129 I swear it was round the last time I looked. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6130 The person, who called the police, also was not able to understand what's going on here. And he said he is a mathematician. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6131 pretty fair for a square 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6132 they asked for more diversity 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6133 Since when did Spongebob Squarepants join the fire department? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6134 Sunny-Side-Up or Sandwich mate? Joe! That’s a lousy toss on my life!” 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6135 Looks like the budget has been restored... 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6136 Do you feel boxed in, by any chance? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6137 'All's well if it ends in a well' 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6138 So, I was thinkin later tonight, when there isn’t a fire, I’ll dress really slutty & re-enact the Lil Nas X “Montero” music video for my Tik-Tok. You wanna help? Like after we take care of the emergency, ya know, the one at the children’s hospital? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6139 Am I square hole in a round peg or the round hold in a square peg? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6140 What? Isn’t this what you meant when you said you wanted a whole new way of living? 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6141 Whoa - it’s a test, it’s only a test. Thank God we had salads for lunch... 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
6142 I told hiring those college kids would mess things up! 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6143 Time to save Lil Nas X from the eternal pit of fire. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6144 You’re too square. I suggest this hole. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0