Contest #754


Cartoon

754

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Since when did the pizza delivery guy get his own pole?”
  2. “Is the fire in Times Square or Columbus Circle?”
  3. “Apparently, the one you use says a lot about your personality.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-05-09T22:38:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-05-23T22:39:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-05-17T22:39:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 24, 2021
Number of captions 6145
Number of responses 723023
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Whoa, the new recruit went down the laundry chute. 1.8272 0.01277 3970 1687 1282 1001
1 I have a feeling there’s a psychologist waiting down there. 1.7876 0.01423 2895 1221 1068 606
2 After you - I’m out of shape. 1.7704 0.01371 3354 1531 1062 761
3 Wait, is the call for Times Square or Columbus Circle? 1.7679 0.01185 4416 2000 1441 975
4 I’m not sure the department knows what diversity in the workplace really means. 1.7666 0.01251 3894 1747 1309 838
5 What if I don't identify with either? 1.7582 0.01225 3941 1757 1380 804
6 I guess it depends on what shape you’re in. 1.7572 0.01305 3439 1526 1222 691
7 I see the diversity committee met again. 1.7533 0.01820 1820 828 613 379
8 Since when did the pizza delivery guy get his own pole? 1.7513 0.01500 2674 1219 901 554
9 I guess this makes us bi-polar 1.7504 0.01565 2596 1230 784 582
10 Is the call from Times Square, or Columbus Circle? 1.7472 0.01657 2207 1018 729 460
11 After that last election, I really don’t trust the poles. 1.7454 0.01599 2459 1165 755 539
12 Careful...it might be a metaphor. 1.7437 0.01738 1986 915 665 406
13 I can’t decide whether to go pole dancing or square dancing. 1.7408 0.01450 3002 1437 906 659
14 Try not to overthink it. 1.7364 0.01584 2204 976 833 395
15 I hope they didn't change the wheels on the truck. 1.7347 0.01601 2386 1130 759 497
16 I don’t mind the square hole, but the square pole is not fun. 1.7340 0.01757 1959 922 636 401
17 It's for the pizza guy! 1.7331 0.01583 2372 1106 793 473
18 They said I need to be in shape for this job. They didn’t explain which shape. 1.7295 0.01597 2192 989 807 396
19 Its hard to decide. I don’t trust the poles anymore. 1.7283 0.01627 2337 1126 720 491
20 No idea, let’s just take the stairs. 1.7273 0.01698 1991 917 700 374
21 Is the fire in Times Square or Columbus Circle? 1.7266 0.01642 2198 1034 731 433
22 I always forget which one is down. 1.7246 0.02027 1456 691 475 290
23 When I put it in the suggestion box, I meant it as a joke! 1.7216 0.01672 2083 977 709 397
24 Last phase of the interview. Choose wisely. 1.7212 0.01635 2073 944 763 366
25 You okay down there, Peg? 1.7212 0.01809 1890 921 575 394
26 Don’t take the square one—Joe went through it last week and came out a Republican. 1.7201 0.01778 2033 1017 568 448
27 I’ve never been a big fan of exit polls. 1.7196 0.01754 1922 913 635 374
28 The one on the left is for paper, plastic, and cardboard fires, and the one on the right is for dumpster fires. 1.7191 0.01729 1958 925 658 375
29 Is this call for Columbus Circle or Madison Square Garden? 1.7145 0.01786 1846 882 609 355
30 Is it me, or is everything getting unnecessarily complicated? 1.7105 0.01801 1741 819 609 313
31 Are we being dispatched to the fire in Columbus Circle or the one in Time’s Square? 1.7104 0.01858 1709 823 558 328
32 The chief said there's no wrong answer, but I definitely heard screaming. 1.7086 0.01856 1671 795 568 308
33 Now we have to fight metaphors, too? 1.7078 0.01862 1663 793 563 307
34 This one's for fires. That one's for getting donuts. 1.7077 0.01886 1649 795 541 313
35 Stand back. It could be a trapezoid. 1.7061 0.01936 1613 794 499 320
36 Oh man, I can never remember which one is up and which one is down.” 1.7040 0.01962 1571 776 484 311
37 Wait, let me guess - pizza boxes on the right and cans on the left? 1.7028 0.01909 1531 722 542 267
38 But, what if I don’t identify with either? 1.7019 0.01969 1506 731 493 282
39 Sometimes I just don't know where I fit in. 1.6998 0.01901 1459 669 559 231
40 Avoid the round one...it’s pointless. 1.6983 0.02006 1442 701 475 266
41 I forget which one’s for fires and which one’s just for fun. 1.6983 0.01997 1435 692 484 259
42 I’m not cut out for this. 1.6982 0.02001 1418 681 484 253
43 With these budget cuts, they’ve even stopped cutting corners. 1.6980 0.02674 831 410 262 159
44 I'm not really sure where I fit in. 1.6971 0.01946 1423 664 526 233
45 If I'm not back in 5 minutes use the other one. 1.6949 0.02011 1370 652 484 234
46 I knew my Montessori education would come in handy one day! 1.6914 0.02076 1293 621 450 222
47 It’s a trick question. I’ll take the stairs. 1.6869 0.02157 1201 582 413 206
48 I could go either way. 1.6869 0.02139 1220 591 420 209
49 Wait 'til you see what they did with the stairs. 1.6867 0.02133 1181 560 431 190
50 I hate these personality tests! 1.6851 0.02155 1178 566 417 195
51 I can't go down there in this shape! 1.6836 0.02170 1144 546 414 184
52 Maybe I'm not cut out for this. 1.6819 0.02188 1119 534 407 178
53 Let's take the stairs. 1.6816 0.02328 1118 573 328 217
54 Don’t worry, if you guess wrong we can always circle back to square one. 1.6808 0.02271 1106 548 363 195
55 Don't overthink it. 1.6804 0.02257 1095 536 373 186
56 Looks like they're cutting corners again. 1.6799 0.02309 1084 542 347 195
57 It's for the new guy, SpongeBob something. 1.6784 0.02418 1023 523 306 194
58 I see the diversity training committee has been here. 1.6783 0.02309 1063 527 351 185
59 That one is for pizza deliveries. 1.6780 0.02280 1062 519 366 177
60 And they told me I’d never use geometry in real life. 1.6771 0.02315 1056 524 349 183
61 Not sure where I fit in. 1.6760 0.02254 1034 493 383 158
62 Do we have to use the shape assigned to us at birth? 1.6752 0.02421 1010 516 306 188
63 Adding another pole has been great, but for budget reasons we had to cut corners. 1.6741 0.02337 1025 508 343 174
64 That one is for the pizza delivery." 1.6730 0.02362 1003 498 335 170
65 Why does the architect always feel the need to make a statement? 1.6724 0.02345 992 486 345 161
66 I hear the bell and think, ‘I’m a fireman.’ Then I walk over here and think, ‘Who am I really?’ 1.6681 0.02478 934 474 296 164
67 Looks like we're back to square one. 1.6667 0.02497 930 476 288 166
68 Which one’s down again? 1.6637 0.02503 889 447 294 148
69 But I identify as a trapezoid 1.6618 0.02579 893 467 261 165
70 Looks like Peg got her own pole. 1.6600 0.02660 844 444 243 157
71 Yes, it WAS a committee decision. Why do you ask? 1.6582 0.02617 825 422 263 140
72 ”I’m in no shape for this. 1.6553 0.02691 789 408 245 136
73 The city hired Fisher-Price 1.6549 0.02707 794 415 238 141
74 Don't try the circle, it's pointless 1.6547 0.02787 698 351 237 110
75 I hate how they spring these psychological tests on us at the worst times. 1.6545 0.02607 796 400 271 125
76 Looks like they are running the IQ tests again. 1.6544 0.02543 787 383 293 111
77 The Chief told me I needed get in shape, but he wasn't specific. 1.6520 0.02600 773 383 276 114
78 Yet another unrealistic body expectation... 1.6509 0.02742 759 395 234 130
79 If they had really wanted to support diversity they would have included a triangle. 1.6498 0.02675 751 379 256 116
80 It's part of our diversity initiative. 1.6494 0.02636 753 375 267 111
81 If you think this is bad, wait until you see the new toilet! 1.6480 0.02828 716 375 218 123
82 Maybe we should take the stairs. 1.6475 0.02690 732 368 254 110
83 I never felt like I fit in here until this moment. 1.6472 0.02927 635 324 211 100
84 You have to be in shape to do this. 1.6457 0.02692 717 358 255 104
85 Everything's still the same in the bathroom, though. Right? 1.6455 0.02784 708 364 231 113
86 Whoa! I've never seen a round pole in a square hole! 1.6455 0.02798 708 366 227 115
87 It must be for that new guy, SpongeBob. 1.6432 0.02760 695 352 239 104
88 By birth I'm square, but I identify as round. 1.6430 0.02927 661 350 199 112
89 Times Square or Columbus Circle? 1.6421 0.02811 707 369 222 116
90 Looks like the department is cutting corners again. 1.6403 0.02938 645 337 203 105
91 I can’t believe we lost the triangle in the budget cuts 1.6393 0.02833 671 345 223 103
92 "I identify as Triangle." 1.6388 0.02960 659 352 193 114
93 I hate this kind of test. 1.6387 0.02852 656 336 221 99
94 Whadaya mean the round one is out of order? 1.6384 0.02786 661 332 236 93
95 I'm still a bit confused by the purpose of these Myers-Briggs Firefighter Personality Poles. 1.6373 0.02897 648 336 211 101
96 That's for when you want to take a box of pizza with you. 1.6351 0.02927 633 329 206 98
97 Looks like Spongebob made the cut 1.6342 0.02996 626 332 191 103
98 I'm just shocked chief reads the suggestion box. 1.6332 0.02919 638 333 206 99
99 Well I think it does matter! 1.6331 0.02835 635 321 226 88
100 Let’s just take the stairs. 1.6309 0.02926 615 317 208 90
101 First the pronouns,now this? 1.6302 0.03072 603 324 178 101
102 I don’t know which one. I guess it depends on what kind of shape you’re in. 1.6298 0.02929 597 304 210 83
103 It's times like this when I regret never going to preschool. 1.6272 0.03346 464 239 159 66
104 This feels like a trick question. 1.6267 0.02952 584 298 206 80
105 oh Jeez... Now which one was for fire and which was for cat in a tree again?! 1.6263 0.02964 586 301 203 82
106 Don’t you just hate those personality tests? 1.6256 0.02957 593 306 203 84
107 It’s part of the department’s new psychological profile survey. 1.6246 0.02968 570 290 204 76
108 The pizza comes up this one 1.6234 0.03090 563 297 181 85
109 The diversity council insisted on it 1.6230 0.03112 565 301 176 88
110 At least the pole is still round. 1.6223 0.03069 556 290 186 80
111 Now we can leave the pizza in the box. 1.6194 0.03236 536 291 158 87
112 I self-identify as triangle. Should I just use the stairs? 1.6191 0.03251 533 290 156 87
113 Post-modernists really shouldn't design fire houses 1.6191 0.03174 533 283 170 80
114 At least both poles are round - that's what really matters. 1.6179 0.03253 526 287 154 85
115 I don't think this job is a good fit for me. 1.6178 0.02979 539 271 203 65
116 Oh man, it’s another goddamned metaphor for life. 1.6171 0.03110 525 272 182 71
117 The new one is top-of-the-line. They didn't cut any corners. 1.6164 0.03080 524 269 187 68
118 You'd better go first. I failed geometry. 1.6152 0.03255 512 275 159 78
119 Finally, pizza delivery has it's own pole. 1.6151 0.03277 517 281 154 82
120 Apparently, the one you use says a lot about your personality. 1.6128 0.03079 514 263 187 64
121 It's to determine what kind of shape you're in." 1.6102 0.03221 490 257 167 66
122 Think of it this way, do you want the pizza or the box? 1.6100 0.03283 500 270 155 75
123 I miss when we had one pole for both Democrats and Republicans. 1.6098 0.03387 492 272 140 80
124 Wait, I know this. 1.6087 0.03164 483 248 176 59
125 .It's amazing how polarized we have become 1.6082 0.03389 485 267 141 77
126 I feel like this is a bad moment for a personality test. 1.6082 0.03312 485 261 153 71
127 That's what happens when you hire an architect. 1.6082 0.03255 513 279 156 78
128 Looks like the department is cutting corners. 1.6078 0.03415 464 252 142 70
129 Could this be a solution looking for a problem? 1.6075 0.03212 479 249 169 61
130 There used to be a triangle one but they removed it. It was an equilateral decision. 1.6068 0.03379 473 257 145 71
131 I'm afraid I'm not cutout for this job anymore. 1.6043 0.03468 460 254 134 72
132 Sam, which one is the exit poll? 1.6041 0.03237 485 257 163 65
133 Quick. Think inside the box" 1.6039 0.03430 462 253 139 70
134 How else were we supposed to bring pizza boxes downstairs? 1.6030 0.03324 461 245 154 62
135 Well, it’s obvious which one Peg uses. 1.6021 0.03345 470 256 146 68
136 I think they misread the diversity memo. 1.6013 0.03393 449 241 146 62
137 I feel so out of shape. 1.6013 0.03323 474 256 151 67
138 OH NO, I failed this test in preschool too. 1.6009 0.03367 446 237 150 59
139 What do you mean 'choose wisely'? 1.6009 0.03368 456 245 148 63
140 Wait, this is the laundry chute. 1.6005 0.03323 443 232 156 55
141 These entrance exams are getting harder and harder. 1.6004 0.03341 448 237 153 58
142 I was only trained on triangles. 1.6000 0.03473 455 252 133 70
143 Square up, round down, right? 1.5987 0.03457 446 244 137 65
144 I don’t know let’s take the stairs. 1.5968 0.03378 434 230 149 55
145 It was a suggestion from the diversity and inclusion task force. 1.5963 0.03656 431 246 113 72
146 Round one goes to the truck, square takes you back to the main menu 1.5953 0.03497 425 231 135 59
147 This one's for second responders. 1.5948 0.03517 422 230 133 59
148 Rats! I became a Fireman specifically so I would not have to make existential decisions. 1.5945 0.03605 439 250 117 72
149 Bagels or toast? 1.5941 0.03445 441 241 138 62
150 Firefighter Bill must finally face his greatest fear: geometry. 1.5939 0.03460 426 230 139 57
151 It depends on what kind of shape you're in 1.5938 0.03540 416 227 131 58
152 No. I don’t think they are gender specific. 1.5921 0.03427 429 231 142 56
153 One’s a fire pole, and the other’s on loan from the Guggenheim. 1.5915 0.04191 306 170 91 45
154 Would you rather try pole dancing, square dancing, or both? 1.5909 0.03496 418 227 135 56
155 Oh that? That’s the pole we use when no one else is a round. 1.5908 0.03723 413 237 108 68
156 I know our country is very divided now. But this is ridiculous. 1.5897 0.03500 407 219 136 52
157 I am retiring if the next one is a triangle. 1.5888 0.03626 411 230 120 61
158 And this one is wheelchair accessible. 1.5885 0.03763 401 230 106 65
159 Either way, I know I'm going to regret I didn't go down the other one. 1.5882 0.03478 408 219 138 51
160 I see the department is finally addressing our concerns about diversity. 1.5880 0.03566 415 230 126 59
161 Let's take the pole less traveled. 1.5874 0.03587 412 229 124 59
162 These performance evaluations have gotten really weird. 1.5861 0.03365 418 221 149 48
163 I signed up to fight fires, not existential crises 1.5848 0.03690 395 222 115 58
164 I identify as both square AND round. 1.5844 0.03655 385 212 121 52
165 See, Hal, this is why we should've paid more attention in pre-school. 1.5844 0.03576 409 227 125 57
166 Mrs. Gillespie did promise we’d need geometry someday. 1.5835 0.03526 401 218 132 51
167 I told you the department was trying to cut corners. 1.5829 0.03529 398 218 129 51
168 Where was that fire again, Washington Square or Columbus Circle? 1.5827 0.03688 393 221 115 57
169 My body, my choice, right? 1.5825 0.03561 388 210 130 48
170 Is this another one of Chief's personality assessments? 1.5822 0.03577 383 207 129 47
171 I think I'll just take the stairs. 1.5816 0.03768 380 215 109 56
172 A round pole in a square hole? Is this a test? 1.5809 0.03735 377 211 113 53
173 I think I'll take the stairs. 1.5802 0.03623 374 203 125 46
174 It’s so you can go to a fire carrying a pizza box. 1.5802 0.03778 374 211 109 54
175 Great, now we can take the mini-fridge with us. 1.5788 0.03566 368 196 131 41
176 I think they are going too far with this diversity training. 1.5788 0.03787 368 207 109 52
177 I don’t know man, it’s my first day too. 1.5784 0.03666 389 218 117 54
178 I am not in the right shape for this 1.5781 0.03671 365 199 121 45
179 I'm not in the best shape for this. 1.5778 0.04058 315 176 96 43
180 The department has been cutting corners again!" 1.5772 0.03682 369 203 119 47
181 I forgot, which one is down? 1.5765 0.03844 366 209 103 54
182 When did the architect start cutting corners? 1.5758 0.03708 363 200 117 46
183 No reason but, uh, you go first. 1.5752 0.03609 379 208 124 47
184 I hate personality tests. 1.5746 0.03834 355 200 106 49
185 I’m not sure if I’m in the right shape to do this! 1.5745 0.03762 369 208 110 51
186 Which one do you think goes down? 1.5745 0.03762 369 208 110 51
187 Ironically, Chuck did not learn everything he needed to know in kindergarten. 1.5739 0.03943 352 203 96 53
188 Peg, are you alright down there? 1.5739 0.03963 352 204 94 54
189 Wait. I know this. I got it wrong last time. . 1.5738 0.03656 359 195 122 42
190 Is this a trick question? 1.5731 0.03865 349 197 104 48
191 Where is the emergency? Washington Square or Columbus Circle? 1.5714 0.03762 343 188 114 41
192 I see the consultants finished their report. 1.5710 0.03723 345 188 117 40
193 Not everyone fits in around here. 1.5706 0.03741 340 185 116 39
194 Is this an I.Q. test? 1.5706 0.03944 340 194 98 48
195 Was it Columbus Circle or Lincoln Square? 1.5681 0.03858 345 195 104 46
196 I'm not cut out for this job! 1.5673 0.03884 342 194 102 46
197 I think it's part of the diversity program. 1.5664 0.03751 339 186 114 39
198 I told you a suggestion box would backfire. 1.5659 0.03770 334 183 113 38
199 So, pizza delivery has its own ladder now? 1.5644 0.03863 326 181 106 39
200 Where's the triangle? I practiced with a TRIANGLE! 1.5639 0.04031 321 184 93 44
201 the right one is for pizza delivery 1.5635 0.03940 323 182 100 41
202 Remind me again why we hired a Bauhaus architect? 1.5623 0.03765 329 180 113 36
203 No no, that one is for the pizza! 1.5616 0.03780 333 184 111 38
204 It’s freedom of choice, but the destination is always the same. 1.5607 0.04009 321 184 94 43
205 Is this part of our new diversity program? 1.5605 0.04052 314 180 92 42
206 Where's Peg?" 1.5604 0.04155 323 192 81 50
207 I just think to be politically correct we should we have a triangle one, too. 1.5601 0.04131 316 185 85 46
208 Oh no - we've gone metric! 1.5601 0.04203 316 188 79 49
209 I think we're being polerized. 1.5601 0.03940 341 198 95 48
210 I'm starting to think I'm not cut out for this. 1.5597 0.03784 318 176 108 34
211 We did push for diversity in the workplace." 1.5593 0.03791 329 182 110 37
212 Wait! If the square hole has a round pole, shouldn't the round hole have a square pole? 1.5587 0.03850 349 201 101 47
213 Don't be obtuse, Greg. 1.5577 0.03944 312 175 100 37
214 OK, now tell me again, which one is up and which one is down? 1.5569 0.03925 325 185 99 41
215 I just don't fit in around here. 1.5552 0.03905 299 164 104 31
216 I know OSHA told us to stop cutting corners but this goes too far. 1.5549 0.03850 328 185 104 39
217 When did the Meyers-Briggs people take over the fire department? 1.5545 0.03786 312 170 111 31
218 SpongeBob, you okay? 1.5541 0.04120 305 177 87 41
219 Wait - did they say the fire was in the town square, or on the city circle? 1.5533 0.03924 300 166 102 32
220 I need to get into shape. 1.5532 0.03914 329 189 98 42
221 When did Spongebob join the crew? 1.5531 0.03948 320 183 97 40
222 Your job is to carry the pizza. 1.5529 0.04137 293 168 88 37
223 I know I just started here but I don't think I'm going to fit in. 1.5526 0.03997 304 172 96 36
224 Stay calm. I've practiced this with my toddler. 1.5526 0.03997 304 172 96 36
225 Wait, this must be some kind of test. 1.5521 0.03720 326 179 114 33
226 No, no! It's round to the ground, square to the air! 1.5507 0.04106 296 170 89 37
227 Memories of flunking his final in geometry made Jim freeze in his tracks... 1.5507 0.04106 296 170 89 37
228 I guess they were serious about cutting corners. 1.5492 0.04097 315 186 85 44
229 All my training was with triangles. 1.5488 0.04152 297 173 85 39
230 I still think a wheelchair ramp would have been more practical. 1.5488 0.04097 297 171 89 37
231 I’m suddenly remembering a sign that says In case of fire, use stairs. 1.5470 0.04262 287 169 79 39
232 At least someone was thinking outside the circle. 1.5470 0.03975 298 168 97 33
233 Did the dispatcher say Columbus Circle or Washington Square? 1.5470 0.04169 298 175 83 40
234 But I’m neither of these, I’m more of a star. 1.5458 0.04268 284 167 79 38
235 That explains the new toilet seats. 1.5458 0.04209 284 165 83 36
236 I was never good at aptitude tests. 1.5458 0.04150 284 163 87 34
237 Man this emphasis on diversity is getting out of control 1.5451 0.04197 277 159 85 33
238 Careful: it might be a trapezoid! 1.5449 0.04398 301 187 64 50
239 Sponge Bob Squarepants joins the department on Monday. 1.5435 0.04333 276 163 76 37
240 I say we forget it. There’ll be other fires. 1.5424 0.04268 271 157 81 33
241 Looks different, but seems to have all the right angles. 1.5423 0.04151 284 164 86 34
242 Careful! There’s a paradigm shift! 1.5421 0.04180 273 156 86 31
243 Well, he did say he was going to get things squared away around here. 1.5420 0.04159 286 166 85 35
244 It was supposed to be an elevator until the last round of budget cuts. 1.5420 0.04070 286 163 91 32
245 This is really going to piss off the triangles. 1.5420 0.04247 286 169 79 38
246 During our first week, I think they're all just watching to see how we fit in. 1.5417 0.03928 288 160 100 28
247 ...and don’t call me Peg. 1.5413 0.04198 303 182 78 43
248 It's not the shape; it's the thought that went into it that scares me. 1.5412 0.04268 279 164 79 36
249 Wait, it's that damn intelligence test all over again. 1.5412 0.04145 279 160 87 32
250 That reminds me. I have to pick up my daughter from preschool. 1.5410 0.04001 268 147 97 24
251 You go. I'm just not in shape for this. 1.5407 0.04215 270 155 84 31
252 Figures that blockhead would want his own pole! 1.5405 0.04138 296 174 84 38
253 Now remind me, which one is all-gender? 1.5401 0.04327 274 162 76 36
254 I'll just take the stairs... 1.5401 0.04039 274 153 94 27
255 If we just installed a slide, we wouldn't have this problem. 1.5396 0.04173 265 150 87 28
256 I don’t know Jim... I’ve seen enough Wile E. Coyote to know that something isn’t right.. 1.5390 0.04264 282 167 78 37
257 God I hate change. 1.5387 0.04152 284 165 85 34
258 Do you think that they go to the same place” 1.5385 0.04246 273 159 81 33
259 Did my high school Geometry teacher tell us there might be real world applications? No, he did not. 1.5382 0.04062 275 155 92 28
260 First, green firetrucks and now this. 1.5382 0.04312 262 152 79 31
261 I still don't know if I'm the right fit for this job. 1.5373 0.04370 268 159 74 35
262 We're gonna need a triangle for Kevin. 1.5370 0.04117 270 153 89 28
263 Careful. Whoever installed this pole obviously cut a few corners. 1.5368 0.04321 272 161 76 35
264 Looks like whoever installed this one had to cut some corners. 1.5366 0.04208 287 170 80 37
265 The trend is downward, but our exit poles are inconsistent. 1.5365 0.04450 274 167 67 40
266 Two poles diverged in a floor of wood, and sorry I could not travel both, and be one fireman, long I stood and looked down one as far as I could, to where it stopped on the bottom floor; Two poles diverged in a floor of wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made not much of a difference really. 1.5356 0.04693 267 169 53 45
267 I know this one. I learned it in kindergarten. 1.5355 0.04053 282 161 91 30
268 One goes to the truck, the other ends at Chippendale’s. I can never remember. 1.5353 0.04163 269 157 83 29
269 No one knows where that one goes. 1.5352 0.04388 256 150 75 31
270 Don't worry, Bob. You'll fit right in. 1.5344 0.04347 262 154 76 32
271 It’s for the new guy. He was home-schooled. 1.5333 0.04440 270 164 68 38
272 Oh great! Now I'll have to get a new hat. 1.5328 0.04350 259 154 73 32
273 SpongeBob! Are you OK?! 1.5323 0.04531 263 161 64 38
274 Now it doesn’t matter what shape you’re in. 1.5322 0.04095 295 174 85 36
275 Are you in shape for this? 1.5312 0.04174 256 145 86 25
276 The Chief was serious when he said he were cutting corners. 1.5309 0.04349 275 166 72 37
277 Maybe I’m not in shape for this. 1.5303 0.04256 264 154 80 30
278 No problem. I solved this when I was three. 1.5301 0.04130 266 152 87 27
279 Just like in training, Adams... circle is for a house fire, square is for a cat in a tree." 1.5299 0.04419 251 148 73 30
280 I thought they were going to fix this after SpongeBob was fired. 1.5299 0.04346 251 146 77 28
281 Oh, that ones for the pizza boxes. 1.5299 0.04340 268 160 74 34
282 Damn! The circumference of a circle will always be bigger than a square with equal perimeter. And you said we would never need Calculus. 1.5294 0.04437 255 152 71 32
283 Which one's for down? 1.5292 0.04342 257 151 76 30
284 And the union was ok with this? 1.5287 0.04362 244 141 77 26
285 I know we're in a hurry,but it stops me every time. 1.5282 0.03876 284 159 100 25
286 I always confuse which is "up" and which is "down". 1.5273 0.04175 256 146 85 25
287 I can never remember which one is 'Up'. 1.5271 0.04326 277 168 72 37
288 They fixed something that works. 1.5267 0.04349 262 156 74 32
289 I think HR has taken the personality test a bit too far. 1.5252 0.04522 238 141 69 28
290 I'm in no shape to go down there. 1.5247 0.04201 263 153 82 28
291 Try to think outside the circle. 1.5246 0.04552 244 147 66 31
292 Would it be so bad if we were second responders? 1.5244 0.04597 246 150 63 33
293 One of them is a portal to an alternate universe, but I can never remember which. 1.5243 0.04385 267 162 70 35
294 We welcome all shapes and sizes. 1.5240 0.04143 271 158 84 29
295 I see they've taken Diversity Training to another level. 1.5234 0.04426 256 154 70 32
296 I guess they're trying to be more inclusive. 1.5234 0.04444 235 137 73 25
297 I think we should take the stairs! 1.5234 0.04605 235 141 65 29
298 Take the one less traveled by - it will make all the difference. 1.5228 0.04557 241 145 66 30
299 Wait til you see our toilets! 1.5224 0.04350 245 143 76 26
300 Darn! I wore my triangle pants today! 1.5223 0.04583 247 151 63 33
301 Good Lord, what happened to the triangle! 1.5221 0.04411 249 148 72 29
302 Someone is definitely thinking inside the box. 1.5219 0.04011 274 157 91 26
303 They say this is the part of the test where half of the new recruits flunk out of the academy 1.5214 0.04248 234 135 78 21
304 The square one is for unvaccinated people. 1.5212 0.04512 236 140 69 27
305 It’s for the guys who are out of shape. 1.5212 0.04552 236 141 67 28
306 I guess I'm bipolar after all 1.5210 0.04444 238 140 72 26
307 They must have hired the same contractor that renovated my bathroom. 1.5208 0.04572 240 145 65 30
308 Oh, I remember now. Bob's mother was a pole dancer, and his father was a square dancer 1.5207 0.04800 242 153 52 37
309 Ladder 18 got a triangle . 1.5198 0.04225 252 146 81 25
310 Be careful. Wilson used that one last week and we haven't seen him since. 1.5194 0.04332 258 154 74 30
311 All of my training as a toddler has prepared me for this moment. 1.5190 0.04538 237 142 67 28
312 I feel like they are testing us. 1.5188 0.04391 239 140 74 25
313 I hate design by committee. 1.5188 0.04470 239 142 70 27
314 I think we should just take the stairs 1.5179 0.04336 224 127 78 19
315 What I said was, "Make the pole square with the floor." 1.5174 0.04600 230 138 65 27
316 Fisher Price did the renovation, so at least we know it’s safe. 1.5171 0.04377 234 136 75 23
317 The new budget forced us to cut corners. 1.5165 0.04468 242 145 69 28
318 Let's just use the stairs. 1.5157 0.04347 254 154 70 30
319 I don't identify with either. 1.5157 0.04488 223 130 71 22
320 Hang on, Stewart. What if all our assumptions are wrong, and these are really the legs of a very large, asymmetric bird? 1.5150 0.04715 233 144 58 31
321 I just hate to be stereotyped. 1.5139 0.04085 251 143 87 21
322 It's somebody's idea of diversity training. 1.5138 0.04654 218 130 64 24
323 You're a well-rounded guy, I think you should go left. 1.5135 0.04457 222 129 72 21
324 Mike, I'm starting to feel like this is not cut out for me. 1.5123 0.04326 244 144 75 25
325 What do you say we take the stairs? 1.5123 0.04365 244 145 73 26
326 Not sure I can get my gluteus maximus through that rhombus minimus. 1.5112 0.04793 223 138 56 29
327 I know, and you should see the new truck tires. 1.5110 0.04561 227 136 66 25
328 This is your final test - choose the right pole, and you'll be one of us; choose the wrong pole, and you'll be a police officer. 1.5108 0.04586 231 140 64 27
329 Captain’s been reading management books again. 1.5105 0.04432 239 143 70 26
330 I always worry it won't be safe when they cut corners like that. 1.5104 0.04163 241 138 83 20
331 I knew they wanted us in shape — but they didn’t say which one! 1.5093 0.04577 214 126 67 21
332 I don't think this is what they meant by increasing diversity. 1.5093 0.04732 216 131 60 25
333 I know this is an emergency but I find myself suddenly paralyzed with indecision. 1.5093 0.04640 216 129 64 23
334 I'm not sure this was the best use of our diversity grant 1.5083 0.04418 240 146 67 27
335 Careful, that's the UP-pole 1.5081 0.04499 248 153 64 31
336 I always knew the department would go too far with its psychological testing. 1.5070 0.04593 213 126 66 21
337 I’m feeling a little Bipolar 1.5068 0.04911 221 140 50 31
338 We haven't faced a problem this tough since preschool. 1.5064 0.04364 235 139 73 23
339 I know there's a fire and everything but like, do you ever feel like you spend so much of your life paralyzed by meaningless choices? 1.5048 0.04771 208 126 59 23
340 But I need a non-binary pole. 1.5048 0.04591 210 124 66 20
341 I am hurrying… I was just never very good at square routes. 1.5047 0.04765 214 131 58 25
342 Trapped in a world of cliches, they found themselves having to respond to "Where's the fire?" by choosing between being there or being square. 1.5046 0.04640 216 130 63 23
343 Isn’t our job stressful enough? 1.5046 0.04499 216 127 69 20
344 Are you sure this is the one Peg went through? 1.5046 0.04833 218 136 54 28
345 Which one is the men's pole? 1.5043 0.04559 230 140 64 26
346 Quick, down here, before there’s any quadrilateral damage! 1.5043 0.04346 230 137 71 22
347 Just wait until you have to try to fit through the triangular one. 1.5025 0.04893 201 123 55 23
348 Do we keep going in circles or is it hip to be square? 1.5023 0.04761 217 134 57 26
349 They told us they'd have to cut some corners to afford the station expansion. 1.5023 0.04518 221 132 67 22
350 That one's just for Amazon returns. 1.5021 0.04626 239 150 58 31
351 I had heard that SpongeBob joined the department. 1.5021 0.04261 243 144 76 23
352 You ever feel like a round fireman in a square hole? 1.5000 0.04704 212 129 60 23
353 Politics is everywhere now. 1.5000 0.04805 206 126 57 23
354 For the love of God, make up your mind! The call came in an hour ago. 1.5000 0.04705 206 124 61 21
355 Bill, would you say I'm a square shooter or a well rounded guy? 1.5000 0.04790 204 124 58 22
356 I guess it was a way to cut corners. 1.5000 0.04736 198 118 61 19
357 It looks like the Chief went to diversity training! 1.5000 0.04583 204 120 66 18
358 Shape matching is an important part of Montessori Fire Academy, and it's all part of learning to extinguish fires your own way. 1.5000 0.04911 216 137 50 29
359 I think they're unisex. 1.5000 0.04640 210 126 63 21
360 The new Chief is starting to cut corners. 1.5000 0.04819 208 128 56 24
361 I'm so over diversity. Where's the pole for people who just want to go down? 1.5000 0.04624 220 134 62 24
362 It doesn't matter what shape you're in. 1.5000 0.04689 210 127 61 22
363 H.R. has been working really hard to make the firehouse a more inclusive space lately. 1.5000 0.04147 228 130 82 16
364 Maybe I don't fit in here. 1.4979 0.04516 233 143 64 26
365 One pole makes you rounder, and one pole makes you square. 1.4977 0.04548 219 132 65 22
366 The square one is for when we order pizza 1.4977 0.04735 213 131 58 24
367 Why does everything have to be political? 1.4976 0.04536 207 122 67 18
368 The pole vendor was booked. Our tile guy installed this one. 1.4976 0.04837 207 128 55 24
369 They had to add the square hole last year -- the round one isn't wheelchair accessible 1.4976 0.05204 205 134 40 31
370 Do I take the pole less traveled? 1.4975 0.04861 197 120 56 21
371 Did they say “Fire in the hole” or “Fire in the square”? 1.4974 0.04677 195 115 63 17
372 go with an abstract designer they said... 1.4955 0.04735 224 141 55 28
373 I would but I’m out of shape... 1.4954 0.04686 216 133 59 24
374 You should see what they did with the trucks. 1.4951 0.04655 206 124 62 20
375 It is time to embrace difference. 1.4951 0.04789 204 128 53 23
376 This one leads to the big red truck right? 1.4951 0.04938 204 128 51 25
377 See ya at the bottom? Be there or be square! 1.4951 0.04530 204 123 63 18
378 Why did they have to make the pole square too? 1.4950 0.04539 200 117 67 16
379 The entrance exam never said anything about geometry. 1.4948 0.04954 192 118 53 21
380 The captains daughter graduated in architecture. 1.4939 0.04352 245 150 69 26
381 I always get so nervous during these weekly IQ drills. 1.4933 0.04548 225 138 63 24
382 The triangles are not going to be happy. 1.4929 0.04721 211 130 58 23
383 I think I misunderstood when they told me to stay in shape. 1.4928 0.04738 207 127 58 22
384 Who decided we need a choice? 1.4926 0.04756 203 124 58 21
385 Is it a weird time to tell you that I never felt like I quite fit in here? 1.4922 0.04989 193 120 51 22
386 I think that this is the one we're to use when we're carrying the pizza in a box. 1.4908 0.04422 218 130 69 19
387 Do I have to decide now? 1.4904 0.04721 208 128 58 22
388 Still think those robots won’t take our jobs? 1.4897 0.05129 194 124 45 25
389 And that one leads to a strip club. 1.4897 0.05023 194 122 49 23
390 I can never remember which pole leads to the fire truck and which one leads to Satan's lap in hell. 1.4896 0.05169 192 123 44 25
391 You really have to be in shape for this. 1.4887 0.04517 221 135 64 22
392 Well they did tell us we have to be in shape for the job. 1.4882 0.04424 211 125 69 17
393 Another accomodation for that new SpongeBob hire 1.4877 0.04956 203 129 49 25
394 The Office of Diversity and Inclusion required it. 1.4874 0.04825 199 123 55 21
395 Stand back! It could be an elevator. 1.4873 0.04807 197 123 53 21
396 I heard that SpongeBob had joined the Department. 1.4873 0.04753 197 122 55 20
397 Didn't we already pass the cognitive test? 1.4873 0.04642 197 118 62 17
398 It's true. Everything I needed to know in life, I learned in kindergarten! 1.4872 0.04324 195 111 73 11
399 Looks like the Chief just back from another one of those creativity retreats. 1.4872 0.05004 195 123 49 23
400 The department wants us to get in shape. 1.4869 0.04916 191 118 53 20
401 I told you that new guy was a square! 1.4868 0.04839 189 115 56 18
402 Well, this is pretty alarming. 1.4850 0.04482 200 118 67 15
403 Contractor said to tell you his circular saw was broken. 1.4847 0.04824 196 121 55 20
404 Someone’s been cutting corners again. 1.4847 0.04715 196 119 59 18
405 I think I saw this on the SAT. 1.4845 0.04969 194 122 50 22
406 But the fire is at the Pentagon? 1.4844 0.04897 192 119 53 20
407 I wonder what the square route of this is. 1.4844 0.04727 192 116 59 17
408 Wow - the captain has really embraced neurodiversity 1.4842 0.04763 190 115 58 17
409 Square is for folks who had Moderna, and round for Pfizer, right? 1.4839 0.04577 217 134 61 22
410 I think I feel a cliche' coming on! 1.4833 0.05135 180 113 47 20
411 Unvaccinated to the right. 1.4831 0.04990 178 109 52 17
412 Which one did Peg just slide down? 1.4831 0.04786 207 130 54 23
413 This is what we get for submitting joke answers on the employee survey. 1.4830 0.04966 176 107 53 16
414 We've become polarized." 1.4826 0.04737 201 124 57 20
415 I told you man! The Chief is bipolar. 1.4817 0.04608 218 136 59 23
416 Don't be so obtuse. The square isn't. 1.4815 0.04721 189 114 59 16
417 We've begun recruiting Lego firefighters. 1.4813 0.04992 187 117 50 20
418 Which one’s the down pole?! 1.4811 0.04797 212 135 52 25
419 This is your final exam. 1.4809 0.04891 183 112 54 17
420 You go first. I've never really fit in. 1.4807 0.04674 181 107 61 13
421 I wish the city would stop cutting corners. 1.4806 0.04602 206 126 61 19
422 I told you this would happen once they gave us those personality tests. 1.4800 0.04537 200 120 64 16
423 Now? Now I'm supposed to figure out if I'm a 'round peg' guy or a 'square peg' guy?? 1.4798 0.04841 198 124 53 21
424 Express or local? 1.4789 0.04877 190 118 53 19
425 Good work, Johnson... Fire Chief Spongebob is gonna love it. 1.4787 0.04738 188 114 58 16
426 Is today odd or even? 1.4787 0.04972 188 118 50 20
427 Is this part of the job interview? 1.4787 0.04856 188 116 54 18
428 Wait—I know this one. 1.4787 0.04972 188 118 50 20
429 Ask for an escalator and this is their reasonable accommodation. 1.4785 0.05011 186 117 49 20
430 It just makes me uncomfortable, OK? It doesn’t mean I’m a shapist. 1.4785 0.04752 209 132 54 23
431 Is this a test? 1.4783 0.04585 207 127 61 19
432 They said there'd be no math. 1.4783 0.04932 184 114 52 18
433 So happy they got rid of that triangle… 1.4783 0.04992 184 115 50 19
434 Oh! We lost triangle!! 1.4783 0.05051 184 116 48 20
435 So Spongebob finally passed the exam ! 1.4780 0.04720 205 128 56 21
436 Oh no, do we square up or round down? 1.4778 0.05073 180 113 48 19
437 Could be for carrying square hose reels, but I can’t help thinking this pole is for pizza delivery. 1.4776 0.04736 201 125 56 20
438 Do we really need a wheelchair-accessible version? 1.4772 0.05169 197 130 40 27
439 The Bermuda triangle one has gone missing again 1.4768 0.05703 151 97 36 18
440 Not only are we the best fire house in the city; we’re also fully ADA-compliant. 1.4762 0.04779 189 116 56 17
441 We support gender equality but also geometric equality” 1.4762 0.04720 189 115 58 16
442 It was the pizza delivery guy's idea 1.4754 0.05188 183 118 43 22
443 They are poles apart! 1.4754 0.05011 183 115 49 19
444 I'll just never fit in 1.4749 0.04775 179 108 57 14
445 Just jump! It is not a political statement. 1.4746 0.04944 177 109 52 16
446 It's those personality testers again. 1.4745 0.04657 196 120 59 17
447 More workplace choice? 1.4740 0.04608 192 116 61 15
448 Looks like they've started to cut corners here. 1.4739 0.04765 211 135 52 24
449 And here I thought team pronouns would be the big issue. 1.4737 0.04818 190 118 54 18
450 Vaccinated or UnVaccinated? 1.4734 0.04796 188 116 55 17
451 I feel like either way, I'll be judged unfairly? 1.4734 0.04826 169 101 56 12
452 I guess my criticism of cutting corners was taken a little too literally 1.4731 0.04866 167 100 55 12
453 Remember, no wrong answer, no wrong answer... 1.4731 0.04939 167 101 53 13
454 All holes matter 1.4728 0.05108 184 118 45 21
455 Is this our new diversity and inclusion training? 1.4725 0.04783 182 111 56 15
456 It might be a distinction without a difference. 1.4722 0.04820 180 110 55 15
457 Well, it's just that I've always self-identified as more of an isosceles trapezoid kind of guy. 1.4719 0.04589 178 105 62 11
458 I just hope they didn't change the shape of the tires too. 1.4716 0.05155 176 112 45 19
459 They paused. "It must be our final test," Jason said. "One of us will be a fireman after this." With a PhD in analytical geometry, Darren was confident. But Jason also felt assured, having played with shapes as a child. Meanwhile, the city burned. 1.4709 0.05112 172 108 47 17
460 The pole not taken 1.4702 0.05268 168 107 43 18
461 Someone is yelling "Triangles Matter" 1.4697 0.05097 198 131 41 26
462 Zeno's Other Paradox: Either way you'll get there 1.4696 0.04736 181 110 57 14
463 This is stupid. Let’s take the stairs. 1.4693 0.05029 179 113 48 18
464 The moment when Steve had to admit he was square. 1.4691 0.05193 162 101 46 15
465 First the Myers-Briggs test and now this. The chief really is an INFJ. 1.4686 0.05176 175 112 44 19
466 It's hard getting used to all these changes Captain SquarePants has been making since his promotion. 1.4686 0.05047 175 110 48 17
467 I though these were supposed to be gender-neutral. 1.4686 0.05047 175 110 48 17
468 It's like the normal one, just a bit more edgy. 1.4682 0.05155 173 110 45 18
469 After the pandemic, nothing fits. 1.4678 0.04996 171 106 50 15
470 I am trying to get in better shape. 1.4677 0.04520 186 111 63 12
471 I told them not recruit Spongebob 1.4675 0.05108 169 106 47 16
472 Hmmm, she said I wasn't well-rounded, but she never called me a square. 1.4667 0.04818 180 111 54 15
473 It’s be there or be square, man 1.4667 0.05337 165 106 41 18
474 I've been preparing for this since I was a baby. 1.4658 0.05215 161 101 45 15
475 This wasn’t in the diversity training 1.4656 0.04892 189 120 50 19
476 I don't recall being asked about spatial cognition on my entrance exam. 1.4655 0.04934 174 108 51 15
477 Can't do it sarge. I'm feeling more like a triangle today. 1.4651 0.04906 172 106 52 14
478 They didn't tell me there'd be math. 1.4647 0.05286 170 110 41 19
479 It's been confusing ever since they started renting out the station to a strip club. 1.4647 0.05220 170 109 43 18
480 I told them 'Pi R squared' not 'square'! 1.4647 0.05286 170 110 41 19
481 That one goes straight to hell. 1.4647 0.05153 170 108 45 17
482 Careful, that one goes up. 1.4630 0.05264 162 103 43 16
483 Everything is different after the pandemic 1.4629 0.04778 175 107 55 13
484 The square one is for cisgender white males, right? 1.4625 0.05385 160 103 40 17
485 My last job was not a good fit. 1.4620 0.04970 158 96 51 11
486 Sorry, I identify as octagonal. 1.4620 0.05197 171 112 40 19
487 I just thought when they said ‘workplace improvements’ they meant more vacation or something 1.4620 0.04925 171 106 51 14
488 Hold on, this problem showed up on my kid's homework the other night. 1.4615 0.05174 169 108 44 17
489 Square. Round. I'm non-binary. 1.4615 0.05176 156 97 46 13
490 I have always struggled to fit in. 1.4607 0.05231 178 117 40 21
491 I hate updating to a new OS. 1.4606 0.05194 165 105 44 16
492 But....What if you're a triangle? 1.4606 0.05194 165 105 44 16
493 I guess i just never really fit in. 1.4603 0.04654 189 117 57 15
494 This looks like some kind of test. 1.4602 0.04619 176 106 59 11
495 I don't know. Let's Google it. 1.4601 0.05240 163 104 43 16
496 Call the Block Captain!! 1.4596 0.04662 161 95 58 8
497 Square for lunch, round for fire! 1.4595 0.04966 185 119 47 19
498 They must really want us to get in shape. 1.4593 0.05107 172 110 45 17
499 As long as 1/2 (h) ≥ r, we'll be fine. 1.4593 0.05107 172 110 45 17
500 It's to make sure we're awake. 1.4591 0.04784 159 95 55 9
501 I guess Peg won her lawsuit. 1.4591 0.05334 159 102 41 16
502 I really don't think Robert Frost is going to help us on this one. 1.4591 0.05482 159 104 37 18
503 This is gonna be a workflow issue 1.4591 0.05408 159 103 39 17
504 This reminds me of the aptitude test we had to take when we applied 1.4588 0.05218 170 110 42 18
505 Pick for me. I can't make decisions under pressure. 1.4586 0.05046 181 117 45 19
506 Which one’s the water pipe? 1.4581 0.05197 155 97 45 13
507 Alarming, how the brass can’t keep well enough alone. 1.4576 0.04872 177 111 51 15
508 I know the department is cutting corners, but this seems excessive. 1.4575 0.05485 153 99 38 16
509 Is this some kind of psychological test? 1.4570 0.05124 151 93 47 11
510 It’s the up pole .... 1.4570 0.05210 151 94 45 12
511 Which one do I use if I'm non-binary? 1.4566 0.05467 173 117 33 23
512 Either way I feel like I’m choosing the wrong one 1.4560 0.04582 182 111 59 12
513 The captain did say the department needed to start cutting corners. 1.4556 0.05033 169 107 47 15
514 I don't remember which one of these goes up and which one goes down. 1.4556 0.05371 169 112 37 20
515 On second thought maybe I'll take the stairs. 1.4556 0.05305 169 111 39 19
516 But am I square shouldered or pot bellied? 1.4556 0.05033 169 107 47 15
517 Good thing we’re in shape. 1.4556 0.04877 180 114 50 16
518 We got rid of the Bermuda triangle; guys just disappeared. 1.4551 0.05615 167 114 30 23
519 Remember, if it's taking too much time, skip it and go to the next question. 1.4545 0.04956 176 112 48 16
520 I think it’s part of the Captain’s new diversity program. 1.4545 0.04898 165 102 51 12
521 They never discussed this at the academy. 1.4545 0.05046 165 104 47 14
522 Don’t be so critical Dave, it’s hip to be square these days. 1.4545 0.05046 165 106 44 15
523 I'm not sure I'm in shape for this. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
524 Sponge Bob joined our department recently... 1.4540 0.05164 163 104 44 15
525 The day geometry caused a house to burn down... 1.4536 0.04942 183 118 47 18
526 That one is the fire exit. 1.4535 0.05104 172 111 44 17
527 Where do you suppose this one goes? 1.4530 0.05103 181 119 42 20
528 Ok the circle is for fire and the square is for cat rescue...or is it the other way around? 1.4529 0.04940 170 107 49 14
529 Choose carefully. They're watching. 1.4520 0.04735 177 110 54 13
530 Jeez, I’m really not cut out for this job! 1.4516 0.04860 155 94 52 9
531 Which one is for up and which one is for down? 1.4514 0.05231 175 116 39 20
532 The one on your right is for dirty clothes. 1.4512 0.05212 164 106 42 16
533 Glad to see they're not cutting corners anymore. 1.4510 0.05323 153 100 38 15
534 Is the fire at the town square, or the roundabout? 1.4510 0.04989 153 94 49 10
535 I know it's an emergency but I'm non-binary. 1.4506 0.05258 162 105 41 16
536 Our lawyer said this was reasonable accommodation. 1.4497 0.05167 149 93 45 11
537 I guess I’ll just take the stairs. 1.4490 0.05125 147 91 46 10
538 Which one should I use if my body is pear shaped? 1.4490 0.05304 147 93 42 12
539 Why does everything have to be a moment of reckoning nowadays? 1.4489 0.04952 176 113 47 16
540 Either way, we're getting shafted 1.4487 0.05326 156 101 40 15
541 Do you think this is a personality quiz to see how we fit in 1.4486 0.04527 185 114 59 12
542 Peg never remembers to use the round hole. 1.4481 0.05296 154 99 41 14
543 Chief Smith has been influenced by cubism. 1.4472 0.05054 161 102 46 13
544 Why did we agree to share the building with a preschool? 1.4468 0.05552 141 91 37 13
545 « be there or be square, that is the question » 1.4468 0.05367 141 89 41 11
546 I hate to see the new uniforms. 1.4467 0.05396 150 97 39 14
547 My High School math teacher was right. Geometry does have real world applications 1.4467 0.05227 150 95 43 12
548 Did they say the fire was at Union Square or Columbus Circle? 1.4465 0.05475 159 106 35 18
549 Chief, the city's been cutting corners again! 1.4459 0.05143 157 100 44 13
550 Those regulations were not kidding about wheelchair accessibility. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
551 Don't you think this is taking diversity a little too far? 1.4458 0.04796 166 103 52 11
552 What is this, your "two roads diverged in the wood" moment? 1.4452 0.05146 146 91 45 10
553 Strange - I thought they were trying to cut corners 1.4452 0.05753 146 98 31 17
554 This entrance exam is really hard! 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
555 Now, which one is fire and which one is rescue? 1.4452 0.05108 155 98 45 12
556 We did not train for this option. 1.4444 0.05556 153 102 34 17
557 I don’t think I'm in the right shape for this. 1.4444 0.05237 153 98 42 13
558 They've squared the circle! Do we call the math or philosophy departments? 1.4444 0.05030 162 103 46 13
559 It's part of HR's diversity campaign. Nor more forcing square pegs into round holes. 1.4444 0.05237 153 98 42 13
560 Choose wisely Rookie. 1.4444 0.05121 171 112 42 17
561 But I can’t, I’m a triangle! 1.4438 0.05074 160 102 45 13
562 Wait till you see the firehose. 1.4438 0.05301 160 105 39 16
563 Let’s take a poll 1.4437 0.05450 151 101 34 16
564 My life feels like a metaphor. 1.4429 0.05578 140 91 36 13
565 I've always thought of myself as more of a star than anything else 1.4424 0.05039 165 106 45 14
566 Fire’s on 9th. Take the square route, you’ll be there in 3. 1.4424 0.05595 165 114 29 22
567 Chuck, let me introduce you to the post-modern side of fire-fighting. 1.4423 0.05322 156 102 39 15
568 The new budget is really leading the captain to cut corners! 1.4417 0.05007 163 104 46 13
569 One of these options is more pointless than the other 1.4417 0.04775 163 101 52 10
570 Haters will say it doesn't matter 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
571 That’s only for 3.14-alarm fires. 1.4414 0.05696 145 97 32 16
572 That one? For the stripper." 1.4412 0.05140 170 112 41 17
573 One leads to a fire truck, the other to a bachelorette party, choose wisely 1.4410 0.05562 161 110 31 20
574 If I land in a cubicle I’m quitting. 1.4406 0.05310 143 91 41 11
575 Our critical flow is unnecessarily hindered by this decision point. 1.4406 0.05492 143 93 37 13
576 Choose your own adventure 1.4406 0.05401 143 92 39 12
577 In theory it should work just fine, but I just can't bring myself to use it. 1.4403 0.05171 159 103 42 14
578 No, you can’t think about it for a minute… 1.4403 0.05248 159 104 40 15
579 Again, which one is up? 1.4400 0.05048 150 94 46 10
580 I didn't know SpongeBob had joined the Department. 1.4400 0.05714 150 102 30 18
581 I hate these IQ tests! 1.4397 0.05638 141 93 34 14
582 This one's wheelchair accessible. 1.4388 0.05510 139 90 37 12
583 There is a parallel universe! 1.4388 0.05876 139 94 29 16
584 Wait! Don't tell me ... I can get this. 1.4388 0.05510 139 90 37 12
585 I just don't know where I fit in.... 1.4388 0.05604 139 91 35 13
586 Wow, John- you were right! Pot is amazing. 1.4388 0.05604 139 91 35 13
587 It's part of the new diversity training. 1.4384 0.05048 146 91 46 9
588 Well, it depends on who you think won the 2020 election. 1.4384 0.05748 146 99 30 17
589 It wasn't enough that they had to break the glass ceiling, now they're messing with the floors! 1.4384 0.05496 146 96 36 14
590 I choose this one. The other way is pointless. 1.4380 0.05269 137 86 42 9
591 Which one will make me look fatter? 1.4380 0.05370 137 87 40 10
592 Apparently the older guys prefer it. 1.4379 0.04892 153 95 49 9
593 It must be our diversity and inclusion policy. 1.4375 0.05281 144 92 41 11
594 Did you square it with the boss? 1.4375 0.05069 160 103 44 13
595 I never understood why we needed the first one ... since we only have one floor 1.4371 0.05280 151 101 36 14
596 But I'm still trying to figure what kind of peg I am. 1.4371 0.04935 151 94 48 9
597 Let's make a decision tree." 1.4371 0.05363 151 99 38 14
598 We only use when the other one when the Guggenheim’s on fire 1.4370 0.05817 135 90 31 14
599 I think the chief must want us to get in better shapes. 1.4368 0.04711 174 110 52 12
600 Is this some sort of psychological test? 1.4367 0.04788 158 98 51 9
601 I still don't understand why they would let a preschool teacher design a fire station. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
602 Gee i guess "I'm the square peg here so you take the round hole 1.4362 0.05660 149 101 31 17
603 Square peg round hole? Or round peg square hole? I can never remember. 1.4362 0.05068 149 94 45 10
604 So it's true; we're being replaced by robots. 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
605 It's okay, don't panic! We've been training for this since we were babies. 1.4361 0.05582 133 86 36 11
606 So, what kind of shape are you in today? 1.4359 0.05317 156 103 38 15
607 Looks like my training was all for naught, I 'm back to square one. 1.4359 0.05159 156 101 42 13
608 Our equity and inclusion efforts often leave me baffled. 1.4359 0.05239 156 102 40 14
609 Is this what the chief meant when he said to get squared away??? 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
610 Don’t worry; you’ll fit in somewhere. 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
611 We can cover more area going this way. 1.4354 0.05114 147 93 44 10
612 When did Sponge Bob join the station? 1.4351 0.05536 131 84 37 10
613 What did you get on the Myers Briggs test? 1.4351 0.05641 131 85 35 11
614 I am geometrically opposed to this idea. 1.4351 0.05287 154 101 39 14
615 Ah, yes...the dreaded Euclid County firefighter exam! 1.4348 0.05340 138 88 40 10
616 Too many choices. I'm taking the stairs. 1.4348 0.05138 138 86 44 8
617 You know what? Fuck 'em. Let it burn. 1.4345 0.05520 145 96 35 14
618 Shouldn't there be a gender neutral option? 1.4345 0.05068 145 91 45 9
619 You know, I really need to get in shape. 1.4340 0.04930 159 101 47 11
620 Just be grateful they decided against the triangle. 1.4336 0.05115 143 90 44 9
621 Ok hold on... Was it square for a fire, circle for a cat in a tree, or vice versa? 1.4333 0.05302 150 98 39 13
622 It's all because Murphy complained to the Chief that he felt like a square peg in a round hole in this fire station. 1.4333 0.05302 150 98 39 13
623 Are you sure the square one is for down? 1.4318 0.05504 132 85 37 10
624 Putting in this extra hole to mess with the probies is the best six hundred bucks I ever spent. 1.4318 0.05710 132 87 33 12
625 Now that's alarming. 1.4317 0.05408 139 90 38 11
626 Yes! I finally feel like I fit here. 1.4317 0.04902 139 85 48 6
627 It must be one of those new diversity initiatives. 1.4312 0.05064 160 104 43 13
628 Come on Frank, you're the one who 'enjoys mathematics', so you should take the square route! 1.4309 0.05089 181 123 38 20
629 Is nothing sacred anymore? 1.4308 0.05772 130 86 32 12
630 This is blatant shape-ism. 1.4305 0.04929 151 95 47 9
631 It's part of the Department's new Diversity and Inclusion Effort. 1.4303 0.05245 165 111 37 17
632 Oh man, I got into firefighting to avoid false dichotomies 1.4296 0.05617 135 89 34 12
633 We have a 50/50 shot of getting this right. 1.4295 0.04880 149 93 48 8
634 The chief did say we've been cutting corners. 1.4295 0.05151 149 96 42 11
635 Finally! Square Peg got his round pole! 1.4295 0.05151 149 96 42 11
636 My mother told me I'd never fit in this job. 1.4286 0.05282 140 90 40 10
637 Just my luck. I'm a quadrilateral." 1.4286 0.05040 161 105 43 13
638 See? This is what happens when you hire 2 contractors.... 1.4286 0.05473 140 92 36 12
639 It’s another workplace diversity training drill. 1.4286 0.05036 168 111 42 15
640 When I called our crew a bunch of squares I didn’t think Steve would take it literally. 1.4286 0.04949 154 98 46 10
641 Vaccinated on the right, other on the left. 1.4286 0.05473 140 92 36 12
642 Now I forget, which one goes down? 1.4286 0.05281 154 102 38 14
643 This wasn't on the test. 1.4276 0.05248 152 100 39 13
644 I've been preparing for this since I was a kid. 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
645 I'm starting to feel like I'm bipolar. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
646 This was the wrong time to not cut corners. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
647 No McSweeney, that’s for Rubik, we take the one on the left. 1.4267 0.05036 150 96 44 10
648 Not all of us were cut out to be firemen. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
649 This diversity training is really getting out of hand. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
650 Why didn’t they just paint one pole red and one pole blue? 1.4265 0.05284 136 87 40 9
651 Diversity arrives at the Fire Department. 1.4258 0.05092 155 101 42 12
652 This is our diversity training?! 1.4255 0.04955 141 92 40 9
653 That one is for Chief SpongeBob. 1.4254 0.05336 134 86 39 9
654 One of these is for emergencies, the other is just for fun. 1.4252 0.05422 127 81 38 8
655 I'm just glad they removed the X slot. 1.4248 0.05383 153 103 35 15
656 This looks like a trap. 1.4248 0.05053 153 99 43 11
657 Did you have the donuts or waffles this morning? 1.4248 0.05383 153 103 35 15
658 Should we take the local or the express? 1.4248 0.05540 153 105 31 17
659 Dammit! They hired that abstract firehouse architect. 1.4247 0.05570 146 99 32 15
660 Which is better? Let’s jump to a conclusion. 1.4247 0.05309 146 96 38 12
661 In case of fire, take the squares. 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
662 Just choose one, Peg. 1.4242 0.06095 132 92 24 16
663 Which one goes up? 1.4240 0.05479 125 80 37 8
664 They forgot the triangle again 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
665 Am I a well rounded person or just a square? So confusing. 1.4234 0.05835 137 94 28 15
666 New inclusion and diversity policy. 1.4233 0.05067 163 108 41 14
667 It’s cool. We don’t discriminate. 1.4231 0.04985 156 101 44 11
668 That one is purely recreational. 1.4231 0.05446 130 84 37 9
669 I never can remember which is down and which is up. 1.4226 0.04887 168 110 45 13
670 Firefighter Training: Day 1, Lesson 1. Your choice here will go a long way to determining your success on this course. 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
671 I liked the old normal. 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
672 This seemed funnier as a concept. 1.4225 0.05128 142 91 42 9
673 They both lead to the truck, but one works your core and the other one tones your gluteals. 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
674 Welcome to the first geometrically inclusive firehouse. 1.4219 0.05828 128 86 30 12
675 It's part of our diversity policy. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
676 I didn’t know I should take “get in shape” so literally. 1.4211 0.05464 133 87 36 10
677 Not sure this is what the diversity trainers had in mind. 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
678 Wait, do they need first responders, or first graders? 1.4196 0.05822 143 100 26 17
679 I was told there would be no math. 1.4194 0.05003 155 101 43 11
680 I guess they hired that Lego guy. 1.4191 0.05378 136 89 37 10
681 Male and female? 1.4191 0.05479 136 90 35 11
682 What the hole 1.4191 0.05479 136 90 35 11
683 Someone complained that the "manhole" was sexist 1.4184 0.05527 141 95 33 13
684 It's never been the same since the Chief joined that Mensa Society. 1.4179 0.05535 134 89 34 11
685 Well, at least they kept the slide pole round 1.4179 0.05734 134 91 30 13
686 Why is this a binary choice? 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
687 Whoa, that's new! Are we woke now? 1.4173 0.05413 127 82 37 8
688 Diversification is really catching on. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
689 See? Told ya the new chief is bipolar. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
690 Just pick a Hole & a Pole - - Either way we’ll get to the Bottom of this 1.4167 0.05624 120 78 34 8
691 You guys really think I'm a square. 1.4167 0.04978 156 102 43 11
692 Time was those square guys couldn't get public service jobs... 1.4167 0.04894 156 101 45 10
693 The workmanship suffers these days. The contractor is cutting corners. 1.4161 0.04958 149 96 44 9
694 These trust-building exercises get dumber every year. 1.4160 0.05350 125 80 38 7
695 Screw Freud, I'm goin' in. 1.4155 0.05217 142 93 39 10
696 Everything is polarized these days. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
697 Your final test will be a self-evaluation exercise. 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
698 Wait! Which one is the trash chute? 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
699 I’m wishing I paid more attention in nursery school. 1.4148 0.05796 135 93 28 14
700 The pole used to be square too. 1.4146 0.05406 123 79 37 7
701 Take the one on the right – the fire's at Times Square. 1.4145 0.04800 152 97 47 8
702 I don't know myself well enough to make this decision. 1.4143 0.04965 140 89 44 7
703 Which one goes up again? 1.4143 0.05168 140 91 40 9
704 Take the square one. The other goes up. 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
705 What happened here? We have to get to the bottom of this! 1.4135 0.05243 133 86 39 8
706 Remind me again which one goes down. 1.4135 0.05133 133 85 41 7
707 It's a multiple choice test. 1.4127 0.05318 126 83 35 8
708 'I'm confused...do we strip before we slide?' 1.4122 0.05618 131 88 32 11
709 The alarm is going off John, just pick one. 1.4122 0.05183 131 84 40 7
710 Don't worry. It identifies as round. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
711 I always pick the wrong one. 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
712 This job just got real. 1.4118 0.05522 119 77 35 7
713 Pancakes or waffles? 1.4118 0.05650 119 78 33 8
714 If it were up to me, I would take the latter! 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
715 You save Spongebob and I’ll save Mrs. Pac-Man, got it? 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
716 Don't worry, we sanitize the poles after dance practice" 1.4113 0.05237 141 95 35 11
717 Wait, we don’t know where this goes. 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
718 I'm betting on this one: They told us the fire was down the block." 1.4110 0.05020 146 95 42 9
719 Back to square one! 1.4110 0.04828 146 93 46 7
720 The Chief is adamant that we stay in shape. 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
721 The boss said we had to improve on diversity. 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
722 Is that our new diversity and inclusion statement? 1.4106 0.05501 151 105 30 16
723 Conley made it down. That says a lot about him. 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
724 It's for Amazon deliveries... 1.4101 0.05575 139 95 31 13
725 The psychologist insisted on it. 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
726 I liked the red pole/blue pole choice better 1.4098 0.05303 122 78 38 6
727 Sometimes Peg gets stuck in the round one. 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
728 Lets think outside the box now. 1.4094 0.05286 127 82 38 7
729 Must everything in our world be politicized? 1.4094 0.05517 127 84 34 9
730 There's no time to cut corners! 1.4091 0.05180 154 104 37 13
731 The square pegs have unionized. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
732 I see they're not risking leaving any diversity stone unturned 1.4091 0.05479 132 88 34 10
733 I appreciate corporate’s nod to all shapes and sizes. 1.4083 0.05487 120 78 35 7
734 Square peg, round hole or round peg, square hole? 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
735 Makes we wish the Department hadn't abandoned Myers-Briggs. 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
736 I'm not sure which, but one of these is the garbage incinerator 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
737 Square for speed, circle for comfort. 1.4080 0.05459 125 82 35 8
738 He couldn't remember pi, but he squared the radius... 1.4079 0.04882 152 102 40 10
739 I wonder where this one goes? How about you go first. 1.4072 0.04586 167 108 50 9
740 I forget, is it square down, or square up? 1.4071 0.05543 140 96 31 13
741 Strict Battalion rules - Columbus Circle, Washington Square, otherwise take the stairs. 1.4071 0.04744 140 88 47 5
742 I forget - is the square hole for coming up or going down? 1.4071 0.05571 113 73 34 6
743 But what if I’m the round peg? 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
744 Whoa! Almost went down the nerd pole. 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
745 When they said diversity and inclusion training, they really meant it. 1.4067 0.05359 150 103 33 14
746 I'd heard that Spongebob Squarepants did a great job in the interview . . . 1.4067 0.05275 150 102 35 13
747 The Chief put that in place when Sponge Bob joined the team. 1.4062 0.05703 128 87 30 11
748 I feel like this is some sort of IQ test and I’m about to fail. 1.4062 0.04890 128 80 44 4
749 Guess we are going back to square one. 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
750 On second thought, you first. 1.4054 0.05778 111 73 31 7
751 This is WAY harder than when I first took the test. 1.4054 0.05335 111 70 37 4
752 The new administration said they wouldn’t cut corners when it came to firefighters’s safety. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
753 Who’s the square peg in the round hole now, Bill? 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
754 “According to the training manual the square one is a laundry chute.” 1.4048 0.05766 126 86 29 11
755 One of them leads to the septic tank 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
756 This job can be a little infantilizing sometimes. 1.4044 0.05753 136 95 27 14
757 It's a diversity thing. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
758 The square hole is for laundry. 1.4035 0.05533 114 74 34 6
759 It’s for the performance review. Quick, what shape is the third hole? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
760 So I guess this one’s on Zoom. 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
761 I guess the captain really wants us to get in shapes. 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
762 The old one was pointless. 1.4032 0.05482 124 82 34 8
763 I’m all about choice in the workplace, but this is unnecessary... 1.4032 0.05482 124 82 34 8
764 I think it’s what you would call an existential dilemma. 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
765 Management is cutting corners again! 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
766 HR's new diversity program. Wait 'til you see the restrooms. 1.4031 0.05105 129 83 40 6
767 Lego fireman will kill me if I use his pole. 1.4031 0.05450 129 86 34 9
768 Dang it! I knew I should of paid attention in preschool. 1.4030 0.05309 134 89 36 9
769 Only Peg uses that one. 1.4029 0.05567 139 96 30 13
770 I wish I paid attention in preschool. 1.4028 0.05151 144 96 38 10
771 Just Google it. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
772 It’s designed by Lego 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
773 I'm non-binary 1.4017 0.05437 117 76 35 6
774 These Covid restrictions are getting confusing… 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
775 If they want us to get there in a hurry, they shouldn't give us such an impossible choice to start with. 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
776 The Diversity and Inclusion Manager may be taking her role a little too seriously. 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
777 It’s a three SpongeBob fire! 1.4016 0.05417 122 80 35 7
778 And everyone said we would never use geometry. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
779 They always told me there would be days where I'd have to make tough choices... 1.4015 0.05142 132 86 39 7
780 We need to start thinking outside the circle... 1.4000 0.05448 125 83 34 8
781 Hellfire and damnation... 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
782 He was trained for the perils of fire but not for the agonising burden of an irrelevant decision. 1.4000 0.05873 135 96 24 15
783 Harry, look! There’s a dancer on this one! 1.4000 0.05448 125 83 34 8
784 I’ll take the square route. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
785 They told me I'd have to be in good shape to be a fire fighter. 1.3986 0.04990 138 90 41 7
786 Is it round up square down or square up round down? 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
787 Am I a square or well rounded? 1.3985 0.05436 133 90 33 10
788 We're round pegs, right" 1.3984 0.05002 128 82 41 5
789 Jim, it's been an hour and now the cat is dead. 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
790 I think this is more than a fire drill. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
791 Hey it works for Santa 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
792 Last night I chose the wrong pole and ended up taking my clothes off in front of 40 screaming women to the tune of "Its Raining Men" 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
793 I know it's an emergency but I can't decide. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
794 I think I'll wait for the triangle. 1.3968 0.05295 126 83 36 7
795 This might be a good time to tell you I failed 9th grade geometry. 1.3968 0.05971 126 89 24 13
796 The sqare one is the up pole. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
797 This is worse than paper or plastic. 1.3964 0.05763 111 74 30 7
798 Bruh, I finally understand the tyranny of choice. 1.3962 0.04889 159 107 41 11
799 This is stressful,man. Janet said next time I enter the wrong hole I’m sleeping on the sofa. 1.3961 0.05711 154 113 21 20
800 On the other hand... I don't understand abstract art or atonality. 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
801 I told them I'm not one to cut corners. 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
802 It may be hip to be square, but I'm not sure if mine can make it through. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
803 Should we take a poll? 1.3952 0.06040 124 88 23 13
804 Why is it labeled ‘theirs’? 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
805 Bipolar ? 1.3951 0.07387 81 57 16 8
806 This decision will dictate the future of your career 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
807 Peg, you went down the wrong pole! 1.3945 0.05533 109 71 33 5
808 Captain wants us to shape up. 1.3945 0.05533 109 71 33 5
809 Maybe adding a pole to the laundry chute wasn't such a good idea. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
810 Look, I know it's been a weird year and we're all itching for change, but do you really think this is necessary? 1.3942 0.05864 104 69 29 6
811 Wow. The technology keeps advancing . 1.3942 0.05007 137 96 31 10
812 Round=rush to fire square=pick up pizza 1.3939 0.05563 132 93 27 12
813 I just have this burning desire to fit in. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
814 Well, that round one IS better feng-shuii... 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
815 Don't worry, it's only a test. 1.3926 0.05161 135 90 37 8
816 Wait a minute! Is this some kind of personality test? 1.3925 0.05596 107 70 32 5
817 But what if I'm non-binary? 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
818 This isn't what I had in mind when I said we should get in shape. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
819 We're taking a pole on which shape people like better 1.3924 0.04905 158 107 40 11
820 Square is for Amazon Prime returns. 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
821 Every new municipal building has to contribute 5% to the arts. 1.3923 0.05180 130 86 37 7
822 It's the trivial decisions that paralyze me. 1.3920 0.05193 125 82 37 6
823 They said we needed more diversity in the workplace 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
824 I think Sponge Bob's off to a great start. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
825 When the captain said we would have to prove that we are in good shape, I thought he meant a fitness test. 1.3917 0.05461 120 80 33 7
826 This is the UP pole. 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
827 Be careful. This one leads to a bachelorette party." 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
828 Wait till you see our new helmets! 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
829 Because we don’t have to cut corners anymore with the new budget. 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
830 I told you Dan! Geometry would come back to haunt us! 1.3909 0.06340 110 78 21 11
831 Now that’s cause for alarm. 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
832 I guess the guys from H.R. were right. Under the right circumstances, SpongeBob SquarePants CAN be a fireman. 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
833 I’m just starting to wonder if I’ll fit in.” 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
834 Fireman school final exam. 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
835 Almost forgot that it’s diversity awareness week. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
836 It just isn't very Zen like the round one, is it? 1.3893 0.05149 131 87 37 7
837 It’s part of the diversity training. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
838 You know that I'm bipolar? 1.3893 0.05191 149 103 34 12
839 Must be for the delivery people. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
840 Remember when Peg kept trying the round hole and the entire building burned down? 1.3889 0.05161 126 83 37 6
841 Pfizer and Astrazeneca 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
842 It's not the shape of the HOLE. It's the shape of the POLE. 1.3885 0.05640 139 99 26 14
843 Oh No! I told him the square hole was the trash chute! 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
844 Get the pizza - we can finish it on the way! 1.3884 0.05426 121 81 33 7
845 Looks like Spongebob beat us to it. 1.3881 0.05794 134 96 24 14
846 Absolutely, some are round holes or square pegs; but I identify as triangle. 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
847 This wasn't on the test. Maybe we should just take the stairs. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
848 I knew I should’ve paid attention in kindergarten 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
849 Square for emergencies, circle for bachelorette parties. 1.3873 0.04982 142 95 39 8
850 well, i don't like stereotypes 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
851 I was never good at this as a kid. 1.3869 0.05206 137 93 35 9
852 Something tells me we've got a diversity problem here. 1.3868 0.05457 106 69 33 4
853 I guess they’re trying to accommodate all shapes and sizes 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
854 Time for some shapeshifting. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
855 Which one are you again? 1.3866 0.05352 119 79 34 6
856 Great. So I don't need to be a square peg in a round hole any longer. 1.3860 0.05361 114 75 34 5
857 Peg? You ok down there? 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
858 One’s Freudian; the other’s Euclidian; but we gotta choose quickly, there’s a fire down below!” 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
859 After Eu, clid. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
860 Get ready, the strippers are almost done. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
861 Someone found the circle offensive. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
862 I heard the department was cutting corners, but I didn't think they'd be so literal. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
863 It's hip to be square, remember? 1.3846 0.05393 130 89 32 9
864 The Chief wants everyone to feel like they fit in. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
865 What's it going to be? Sicilian or Neapolitan? 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
866 Stand back - it looks like a trap! 1.3846 0.05050 130 86 38 6
867 They don't pay us enough for this. 1.3846 0.05847 104 70 28 6
868 Our chief wants to make sure all personality types are happy in his fire station. 1.3846 0.05050 130 86 38 6
869 They lied, they said there would be no math on the Fireman's final exam!" 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
870 Don't use that one, it's Peg's. 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
871 This is just the warm-up Joe, just wait until you see the hoses! 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
872 I don't think I'm cut out for this. 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
873 I forgot, which one goes to the men's room? 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
874 It was the politically correct thing to do. 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
875 Tell them we’re gonna be awhile, I gotta figure this out. 1.3828 0.04975 128 84 39 5
876 Well, I'm taking the stairs today. 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
877 Looks like another trick questionnaire from Personnel 1.3824 0.05752 102 68 29 5
878 Which one is the pole least traveled? 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
879 The alarm has been sounding for twenty minutes. We really should make our minds. 1.3817 0.05136 131 88 36 7
880 We were promised a rhombus. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
881 The captain's body dysmorphia is really getting out of hand. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
882 Ok, which one goes down again? 1.3814 0.05235 118 78 35 5
883 Be there AND be square? 1.3813 0.05812 139 102 21 16
884 But I'm the star. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
885 Sure, I go both ways . . . but not while I'm on the job! 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
886 Looks like we finally got our alarm pole squared away. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
887 Which one goes to Narnia? 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
888 I always fail this test. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
889 This must be part of the department’s new diversity initiative. 1.3805 0.05666 113 80 26 7
890 If you can't decide, take the stairs. 1.3802 0.05411 121 82 32 7
891 The final test in firefighter school... 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
892 I'm more of a square peg than a round hole. 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
893 Better go get Peg. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
894 Finally, I can bring down the whole box of pizza with me. Yippee! 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
895 You be the first responder. 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
896 I'm a Square Peg, which one should I use. 1.3796 0.05537 108 74 28 6
897 Hey, who put the round pole in the square hole? 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
898 So this is what they meant by diversity training! 1.3796 0.05216 108 70 35 3
899 Well, it's better than the triangular hole. 1.3793 0.05428 116 80 29 7
900 You’re a square guy, you take that one. 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
901 We no longer have geometric discrimination. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
902 They didnt’t mention we’d be thinking outside the box AND the circle! 1.3788 0.04990 132 88 38 6
903 Pear shaped! I said pear shaped! 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
904 Spare me your lecture on the old, hip slang. There’s a cat that needs saving! 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
905 Wow! I just had a dream like this. 1.3786 0.05364 103 67 33 3
906 Think outside the box. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
907 This is not what I pictured when I was told to get into great shape. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
908 Post modern, neo liberal, deconstructive managerialism gone crazy 1.3784 0.05587 111 77 27 7
909 Damn, I always failed this when I was a child 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
910 Which one gives me healthcare? 1.3776 0.05895 98 66 27 5
911 This was not on the exam. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
912 This is not a job where we can cut corners, Keith! 1.3772 0.05196 114 75 35 4
913 Up to you. Depends on how you self-identify. 1.3772 0.05487 114 77 31 6
914 Which one is for vaccinated? 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
915 Jim suddenly wondered which pole Euclid would use. 1.3770 0.05248 122 82 34 6
916 Today’s firefighters come in all shapes and sizes. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
917 I shouldn’t have skipped the wooden blocks hour at kindergarten 1.3770 0.05117 122 81 36 5
918 I think it’s a metaphor. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
919 Well. I"M not gonna be the first responder." 1.3761 0.05498 109 73 31 5
920 If you have to ask, you're the wrong man for the job. 1.3761 0.06357 109 79 19 11
921 Only one? Didn’t realize we’d cut corners on cutting corners 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
922 Give me a second, I can never remember what kind of peg I am. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
923 It must be the new program to address cultural identity. 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
924 It's for the guys who like Bach better than rap. 1.3750 0.05320 128 88 32 8
925 When did we start hiring Lego fire fighters? 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
926 It's for the accountant. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
927 I don’t do well with mind games. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
928 Where'd the dalmation go? 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
929 Well look at that! The round peg fits in the square hole! 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
930 Go ahead! You always said you were a square peg in a round world. 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
931 You go down, down, down to the burning ring of fire. I'll take the square. 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
932 I remember playing with a toy like this as an infant, but there were more colors... 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
933 This is a test, isn't it. 1.3738 0.05559 107 72 30 5
934 They said Washington Square Park. Not Columbus Circle! 1.3738 0.06576 107 79 16 12
935 Oh geez, I forget which one goes to hell... 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
936 How did they do know I identify as a square peg? 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
937 Let's be there or be square. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
938 Don’t worry, the wheels on the engine are still round. 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
939 This one goes straight to the donuts. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
940 Just be yourself. I am sure the fire can wait. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
941 Word going around is that the new fire chief likes to cut corners. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
942 That’s for the boring firemen... 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
943 It’s the new diversity policy. 1.3723 0.04970 137 93 37 7
944 Let’s move our bunk to the first floor. 1.3721 0.05286 129 89 32 8
945 Go ahead, just think inside the box. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
946 More diversity training? 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
947 I dunno,this kind of thing never happened before the psychologist joined the department. 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
948 Go figure. 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
949 I hate pop quizzes! 1.3711 0.05920 97 66 26 5
950 Stand back, it’s a trap (ezoid)! 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
951 And I was just getting use to the triangle. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
952 The marketing team wanted us to try something new. 1.3711 0.05920 97 66 26 5
953 Who are they expecting, SpongeBob SquarePants? 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
954 I think it might be quicker to take the stairs. 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
955 I really have to get in shape. 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
956 It’s an I.Q. test! Don’t fall for it. 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
957 Someone accused the workmen of cutting corners. 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
958 This gender and body-type identity craze has gone a little too far. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
959 They said it would be easy as pi. 1.3701 0.05099 127 86 35 6
960 So THAT’S how we get our Amazon packages. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
961 What's next, a blue truck? 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
962 Things haven’t been the same around here since SpongeBob joined the department 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
963 I see the problem. There's no floor here. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
964 I miss the days when recertification just meant carrying a sandbag down a ladder. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
965 The square one goes to the fire truck, the circular one goes to the bathroom. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
966 Bill,are you sure it was just a microdose? 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
967 What if I don't fit in either? 1.3689 0.05100 122 82 35 5
968 That one’s from his Cubist period. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
969 Hello? Hello? Sponge Bob, Square Pants? Hello? 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
970 Whoa! Are we supposed to put out fires in both our universe and in a parallel one? 1.3684 0.05610 95 63 29 3
971 So those rumors that we're being replaced by robots looks like it's really true. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
972 At a critical moment in his life, Pete jumped at the chance to do something different. 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
973 I left my last job as a mid-level manager because I hated choices like these. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
974 That solves putting a square peg in a round hole 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
975 Joe says it’s easier to slide down a round pole after all. 1.3679 0.05074 106 73 29 4
976 Hiring SpongeBob my have been a mistake 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
977 We're a divided station. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
978 Shoot, I thought we were moving away from polarization! 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
979 The chief takes a few online courses and suddenly he's B. F. Skinner. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
980 Feeling edgy?” 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
981 I think this will take us back to square one! 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
982 Covid really disrupted the supply chain for circles. 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
983 I'm not in the best shape for this maneuver. 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
984 remember, round is down and square is up 1.3667 0.05149 120 81 34 5
985 Don’t think I’m in the right shape for this job anymore. 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
986 Did Andy Warhol live around here? 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
987 You get a bigger thrill from the square one. 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
988 It’s more inclusive. 1.3661 0.05229 112 75 33 4
989 To the Times Square or the Columbus Circle? 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
990 Are we in a hurry? I may need a few more minutes to decide which one. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
991 Do you want to end up looking like a pat of butter or a hockey puck? 1.3654 0.05643 104 71 28 5
992 I should've paid better attention in pre-school. 1.3654 0.05475 104 70 30 4
993 Bad place for the dumbwaiter. 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
994 What blockhead did this?! 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
995 For the luggage? 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
996 I suggested an elevator, but this was the best they could do. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
997 Where's the triangle? 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
998 Well, I’ve always been a square peg… 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
999 I am in shape, just not the right shape. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1000 Another new guy went down the mail chute! I guess it is kind of confusing having it right there. 1.3645 0.05848 107 77 22 8
1001 Well, this isn't fair and square. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1002 Round for fire calls. Square for Zoom calls. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
1003 I'm just going to take the stairs. 1.3636 0.05438 110 75 30 5
1004 That its square doesn't bother me...what bothers me is that the pole only goes two more feet. 1.3636 0.05249 121 83 32 6
1005 Call 911. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1006 I dunno. The options are awfully binary. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
1007 Which one is for introverts? 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
1008 So, I asked my high school math teacher, "When will I ever use Pi in real life?" and I guess today is the day. 1.3629 0.05289 124 86 31 7
1009 It's part of the Department's new Diversity Sensitivity Program. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
1010 If we can face a fire, we can face a square hole. 1.3628 0.05038 113 75 35 3
1011 Well, as long as they end on the ground. 1.3628 0.04879 113 74 37 2
1012 Squares on the right, nerd. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
1013 This is a job for SpongeBob! 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1014 Hang on. I think I just contracted pole hesitancy. 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
1015 It's for the non-binary 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
1016 The chief'is always looking for an angle. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
1017 It says, "for emergency use only." 1.3621 0.05252 116 79 32 5
1018 HR says we have to find another way to screen candidates. 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
1019 Wait'll you see the pants the chief ordered. 1.3621 0.05252 116 79 32 5
1020 Wait.....is this pre-school? 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1021 Which one is for Pfizer again? 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1022 Well, Billy, you hire a Psych major as chief and this is what you get. 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
1023 Lieutenant Sponge Bob must be back 1.3613 0.05434 119 86 25 8
1024 I said we wanted a spare, not a square! 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1025 God, I knew those toys from preschool would come back to haunt me. 1.3604 0.05399 111 76 30 5
1026 Hang on. I'd hate to rush this decision. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1027 Which hole will make my ass look hotter? 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1028 I never pegged you as a square man 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1029 Oh no! Was that a square leg in a round hole or a round peg in a square pole? 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
1030 I think it's a red pill/blue pill kind of thing 1.3596 0.05157 114 77 33 4
1031 I guess that makes it fair and square 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
1032 Easy, I mastered shapes at the kindergarten 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
1033 You have to approach it at the correct angle. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1034 Which one is the pole less traveled by? 1.3596 0.05592 89 59 28 2
1035 This must be for Peg. 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
1036 It's for firemen who dislike modern music. 1.3592 0.05494 103 72 26 5
1037 Maybe we should think outside of the box today? 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
1038 What kind of pegs are we? 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1039 Careful. They really cut corners on this one. 1.3592 0.06596 103 77 15 11
1040 It's not the shape that matters but what's inside, right? 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1041 Oh, for God's sake! I wish they'd just pick one and stick with it." 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
1042 That’s for the blockheads who don’t want women firefighters. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1043 Is this a joke? 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1044 Kindergarten prepared me for this. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1045 They’ve squared the circle 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
1046 We're screwed either way. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1047 You have to admit, it really does tie the room together. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
1048 They just can't leave well enough alone. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1049 Nothing can change the shape of things to come. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1050 Another unrealistic body standard for men! 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1051 Are you sure this makes us wheelchair compliant? 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
1052 Sometimes you just feel like Sicilian. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1053 So that's how they stole the couch! 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1054 Is that SpongeBob down there? 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
1055 That's the freight elevator. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1056 Perhaps it's best to approach this problem from a different angle. 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
1057 To be honest, I have no clue where that one goes. 1.3565 0.04970 115 79 32 4
1058 Well, I guess you CAN fit a round peg into a square hole. 1.3565 0.05121 115 80 30 5
1059 Ford or Chevy? Dog or cat? Now this.... 1.3564 0.06066 101 75 19 7
1060 Fricken HR, it’s a Pop Quiz. 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
1061 The new city ordinance says we need both even if we never plan on using the square one. 1.3564 0.05374 101 68 30 3
1062 They said math wasn’t needed for this job 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
1063 It’s called ‘The Millennial Square’. The youngsters said the round pole was ‘too conventional.’ 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1064 not sure I'm cut out for this... 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1065 Efficiency consultant. Round for fire, square for everything else. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
1066 The area of a circle is pi times the radius squared, compared with the area of a square which is equal to the length of a side squared. Assuming the side of the square is twice the radius of the circle, the square has a greater area. Bingo! 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1067 That one is for when the fire is right down the block 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
1068 But I'm non-binary. 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
1069 The Chief said the round hole goes to the engine room and the square hole goes to Hogwarts. 1.3558 0.06397 104 77 17 10
1070 Wait, don't tell me. We've trained for this. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
1071 I don’t mind the square hole. I’m not so sure about the square pole. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
1072 Not funny, Picasso. 1.3558 0.06541 104 78 15 11
1073 I am taking the express. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
1074 ‘no matter what path you take, you’ll always end up where you need to be. so don’t waste your time choosing the perfect one’ 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1075 Republicans Democrats, red states blue states, Fox News MSNBC. Ok I get it !! “But this is just ridiculous”!! 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1076 Hurry up, the tests get harder 1.3551 0.05353 107 73 30 4
1077 I can't remember which one goes to the truck and which one goes to the bachelorette party. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1078 Is it square or circle for fire? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
1079 where's the people shaped one? 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
1080 This must be the UPS delivery. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1081 Our department is falling into bad shape. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1082 I knew there would be a place for me in the fire department. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1083 Steve sure does leave an impression. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
1084 It’s easy for you! But what about those of us who don’t identify as either a round OR a square peg! 1.3535 0.05618 99 68 27 4
1085 Remember our training, Murray! Square gets you there, but Circle gets you....damn! Where does Circle get you?? 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1086 Chief must want us to get in shape. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1087 This is what happens when you cut corners on hole construction. 1.3534 0.05231 116 80 31 5
1088 I'm not falling for this. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1089 Well, that explains the giant baby and the big blocks downstairs. 1.3534 0.05511 116 85 23 8
1090 Looks like I just missed the elevator. 1.3534 0.06030 116 86 19 11
1091 They are still Poles Apart 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1092 Size really does matter 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1093 It’s okay, Joe. Some of us just aren’t meant to fit in round holes. 1.3529 0.05147 102 68 32 2
1094 No longer a square peg in a round hole. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1095 HR said a square peg filed a complaint so.... here we are 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1096 It’s for when we have to take the television to the shop. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1097 I think I just realized I’m non-binary. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1098 Unlike that other one this choice is sure to land me squarely downstairs. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1099 Is SpongeBob a fireman here now? 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1100 I dunno- the triangle hole I choose last week went straight to hell. 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1101 It’s part of our new body positivity initiative. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1102 Plus ca change plus c'est la meme chose 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1103 Looks like it's a bauhaus fire. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1104 Was this in our diversity training? 1.3514 0.05377 111 79 26 6
1105 The idiom isn't lost on me, Chuck, but I'm not sure there isn't some deeper meaning here. 1.3514 0.05222 111 76 31 4
1106 Oh no, it’s Peg! 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
1107 Wait a minute. What happened to the triangle? 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1108 You’re a square peg, right? 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1109 I hate that we now have to respond to identify crises. 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1110 Remind me again which one goes to the men’s room? 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1111 I'm not scared. I'm just looking for the right angle. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1112 And, I thought I would "fit in" at this Firehouse 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1113 This ‘we’re not fun anymore’ thing is getting out of hand! 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1114 What if I'm indeterminate? 1.3504 0.05195 117 81 31 5
1115 For some reason I am craving a Wendy's hamburger 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
1116 Either way, it's slippery slope. 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
1117 That one’s for you, blockhead. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1118 I can't make it down – I've only been trained on the triangle. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
1119 This wasn’t covered during training! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1120 We had to provide an accommodation when SpongeBob joined the department. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1121 They told me to be there or be square. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1122 I am going with the equal lateral polygons today, how about you? 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1123 Don't worry-- not all rhombuses are squares. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1124 But I'm a triangle! 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1125 What will people think of me when they know my preference? 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
1126 It is a good thing I had a square meal today. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1127 Holy Smoke! I think he went down the wrong hole! 1.3491 0.05199 106 75 27 4
1128 Looks like the pole department have been cutting corners again ! 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1129 Whoa, a circle with corners. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1130 Which one was Narnia and which was fire? 1.3488 0.05910 86 61 21 4
1131 But those poles aren't 6 feet apart. 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
1132 This is taking Myers Briggs too far. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1133 This is no time to cut corners. 1.3486 0.05433 109 76 28 5
1134 ... and they finally put it in the day before I retire! 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1135 I don't even know which pole to use anymore. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1136 It's just ridiculous that we still don't have triangle funding. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1137 Careful, another one could open up any second. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1138 Any child can do it. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1139 I'm kinda sick of how these fancy restaurants label their bathrooms." 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1140 Remember, pi are round, cake are square. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1141 Too obvious. 1.3474 0.05348 95 64 29 2
1142 Never saw this in the manual! 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1143 Quick Johnson, are we a square peg or a round hole?! 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1144 I’ve always wanted to be a round peg in a square hole 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1145 Peg said we’d know which way she went. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1146 The square hole is used by conservatives and the round one is for liberals! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1147 Holy shit he's coming back up! 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
1148 Is this like choosing between apples and oranges? 1.3465 0.05158 101 68 31 2
1149 Which one goes down? 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1150 I forgot, which one is up again? 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1151 'Peg, are you OK?' 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1152 I’m a firefighter, not an engineer. 1.3458 0.05650 107 79 22 6
1153 Why are these fireman's competency tests so hard! 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1154 Those are the new stereotype holes. The one on the left is for the women because they are supposed to need a bigger round one for their butts. The one on the left is for us guys because we are supposed to need more room for our inflated egos. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1155 I'm in no shape for this job. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1156 When I said “add something new around the station,” I was more of thinking artwork. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1157 I usually take the triangle. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1158 This job can get really complicated. 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
1159 I became a firefighter because I failed geometry. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1160 I think I'll try the round pole in the square hole today 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1161 Has this been here all year? 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1162 Stand back, it might be a trap. 1.3440 0.04965 125 87 33 5
1163 Its a reasonable accommodation for the new blockhead. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1164 Oh, that's just for Steve. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1165 Came all the way round to square one. 1.3438 0.05507 96 69 23 4
1166 I thought it was fire in the hole, not fire in the square. 1.3434 0.05209 99 67 30 2
1167 Enough with the gerrymandering! 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1168 How convenient that the fire house and the strip club were build side by side. Candy is on stage right now. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1169 I still can't believe they made the Gender Neutral one a square. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1170 Finally, I found a place where I belong! 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1171 Go ahead rookie! I want to see how you fit in. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1172 I hope the pole isn't square! 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1173 Looks like the Chief is doing everything he can to help people fit in. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1174 This brings on the same anxiety as my first shapes toy. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1175 Wow, I guess we're done cutting corners. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1176 I had this pegged before they gave us this choice. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1177 The new administration takes diversity very seriously. 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1178 I can never remember which one of these goes to Narnia. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1179 That one's for Kevin, he just doesn't fit in" 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1180 I’m starting to fit in here. 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1181 I have no idea whether I'm a square peg or a round one. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1182 Management is honoring its commitment to diversity in the workplace 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1183 '" I always forget, which pole is the 'down' and which one is the 'Up', again?" 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1184 I told him to be mindful of various body types... 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1185 This is our edgy new look? 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1186 It's another block fire. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1187 The manual didn’t say which hole was up and which one was down 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1188 Dammit, Kelly, I told you we had to fit in! 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1189 They said we need to reform, to embrace all shapes and sizes. 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1190 Hold up ~ if I don't pass the IQ test this time,I'll get fired. 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
1191 I never win these caption contests! 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1192 Choosing the correct pole is the final test of the training course. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1193 It's a zen decision. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1194 It's a trick, let's take the stairs. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1195 This is a helluva time for an existential crisis. 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
1196 After years of unsatisfactory passing rates, the firefighter exam was simplified. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1197 I didn't expect this when I told the chief to square with us. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1198 Fireman's IQ test. 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1199 Maybe the fire will put itself out. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1200 We had to install that for Spongebob. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1201 I hate making decisions. 1.3404 0.05359 94 64 28 2
1202 Mondays. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1203 Well, it could've been an 'X'. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
1204 In 2021 we are thinking inside the box. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1205 Looks like the department really is cutting corners. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1206 Ok. So they squared the circle. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1207 Am I awake or is this my preschool nightmare again? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1208 All my life I've faced this problem. It's time to try something else. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1209 This wasn't in the training manual! 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1210 Are we in the fire department or we are stuck in some kid's toy? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1211 I was born a circle but identify as a square. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1212 Uh oh... 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1213 Well, I guess if Peg can do it... 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1214 Try it, you'll see the other one is pointless." 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1215 As one who identifies as triangular, binary shape options are starting to get to me. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1216 Should’ve paid more attention to Sesame Street 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1217 Holy moly, Ron! They've finally squared the circle! 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1218 So... how does Peg get her own firepoll? 1.3394 0.06281 109 83 15 11
1219 Rats. I’m a triangle this week so I can’t go out for this fire. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1220 “Oh, shit. We need an exit strategy.” 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1221 Wait! The union didn't approve this! 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
1222 We all agreed not to cut corners at work. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1223 It isn't an intelligence test, it's a fire drill. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1224 A hole and a hologram! 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1225 He'll get ninety-degree burns 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
1226 I expected the aptitude test to be on paper. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1227 I got Pfizer 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1228 I don't feel I'm in the right kind of shape for this job. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1229 Our diversity program has gone too far. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1230 It's diversity and inclusion gone mad! 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
1231 Each pole determines which career you’ll go into: either firefighting or stripping. Choose wisely. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1232 The chief did say he had been sent here to square things up. 1.3371 0.05523 89 61 26 2
1233 This isn’t quite what I meant when I said “wheelchair accessible” 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1234 What did my therapist say? 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1235 Well I’ll be, finally a place for that square peg after all ! 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1236 Which is the cool one again? 1.3368 0.06794 95 73 12 10
1237 Since when did Sponge Bob join the Company? 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1238 Window or porthole, you pick! 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1239 I know the one my kids say I should use. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1240 Still not seeing them as equal. 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1241 Well, it’s certainly cutting-edge. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1242 I really dislike choices! 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1243 Our last captain was a real square. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1244 Help me, Ted. Which one doesn’t belong?” 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1245 NYFD doesn’t discriminate 🔥❤️🙌 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1246 Dammit Dave, I told you not to cut any corners! 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
1247 I don't think I'm fit for this anymore. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1248 It's the new HR accommodation initiative for those who think inside the box. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1249 It looks safe, but you go first. I never trust squares. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1250 I wonder how many people get stuck on the way down. 1.3365 0.04852 104 70 33 1
1251 IS THIS SOME SORT OF A TEST? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1252 That is the square root. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1253 That's so you can tell the up from the down pole. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1254 Which goes up? 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1255 Lieutenant Peg will have to keep using the old one. 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1256 That one's for SpongeBob. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1257 Was he fired or did he quit? 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1258 Square peg accommodation. 1.3362 0.04889 116 80 33 3
1259 The new contractor is really into Picasso 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1260 The new guy is built like a brick house. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1261 The pizza guy is usually pretty quick. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1262 That one takes you to an alternative universe where crazy hijinks occur, you rediscover your love for your family, and then wake up from a dream. The other one goes to a fire. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1263 But I identify more triangular. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1264 The refrigerator didn't fit in the round one. 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1265 That ones for people over 40. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1266 The entrance exam consists of a series of problems of increasing complexity. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1267 Remember "square pegs and round holes"... ? It came right before "thinking outside the box." 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1268 I liked it better when they just called me a nerd to my face 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1269 Where’s Peg when you need her? 1.3333 0.05003 105 72 31 2
1270 ....little did we know then that "cubism" would lead to dystopia 451.... 1.3333 0.05674 78 55 21 2
1271 oh damn! I flunked this test when I was in kindergarten. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1272 And I, I chose the pole less grappled by. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1273 ... or we could take the stairs 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1274 One goes to the firetrucks, and one goes to hell. Choose wisely. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1275 Quick, what shape is my butt? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1276 As I Told Them at the Fire Academy, I Just Knew I'd Never Fit In! 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1277 When did Spongebob join the squad? 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1278 So Spongebob does work here!! 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1279 Cadet Roundpeg, sir. And yes, this is my first time. 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1280 Round peg, square hole. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1281 A hole IS a hole! 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1282 Are you feeling more square peg or round hole right now ? 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1283 Lets think outside the box here. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1284 To test our firefighting skill, that one goes straight to hell. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1285 We can use the wheelchair-accessible pole if it's available, right? 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1286 That's alarming! 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1287 Sorry, but I'm afraid of heights... 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1288 Well, in all fairness, they warned us that changes are coming 1.3333 0.05584 87 60 25 2
1289 I knew I should have paid more attention in day care instead of eating all those crayons 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1290 But really, I'm more pear shaped. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1291 I hope this isn’t a red pill/blue pill situation 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1292 Wait. It says "Reserved for Peg" 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1293 Well there goes the dumbwaiter with our food.... 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1294 They told us to think inside the box. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1295 See, this is the problem with a two-party system. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1296 Depends on what shape of mind you're in. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1297 That's for the new firefighter, Peg 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1298 That’s for the new guy - he goes by the name ‘Sponge Bob’. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1299 That one's for dancing. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
1300 I think it’s just an architectural statement, but I’m taking the stairs. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1301 I remember this from grade school” 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1302 You're right. Robots are taking everyone's jobs. 1.3301 0.05048 103 71 30 2
1303 Was it square peg round hole? Or round peg square hole? 1.3301 0.05234 103 72 28 3
1304 This one's for the blockheads. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1305 Looks like your accommodation was finally approved. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1306 My peg's round. You? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1307 The final round of the Fire Department's Personality Test was a real stumper for Bill. Was he a round peg in a square hole, or a square peg in a round hole? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1308 This isn’t what I had in mind for getting into shape 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1309 I'm afraid Ed slid down the damping rod to the nuclear core. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1310 Which side? What do you mean which side? One side doesn’t have sides! 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1311 I thought we passed the aptitude test? 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
1312 I was absent when they went over this at the Fire Academy 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1313 So this was the mayor's way of 'updating our facilities'? 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
1314 I am a little tired of these Politically correct fire-houses trying to be all inclusive 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1315 What blockhead designed this? 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1316 Is this what they meant by diversity training? 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1317 Boy, my toddler really makes this look easy. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1318 I don’t fit into any of these 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1319 I knew geometry would come back to bite me. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1320 Wendy's sponsored that one. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1321 I tell you, Peg was standing right there. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1322 Must be our new diversity policy. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1323 Peg finally worked it out. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1324 Where'd they get the funding? 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1325 Sorry, that clinches it, New Yorker. If you think this needs a caption, I’m spending my subscription savings on a SW flight attendant I’ve been in love with since 1992. 1.3297 0.06821 91 70 12 9
1326 Similar to the 2016 election, we have a flawed exit pole. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1327 Do you think we’re being replaced by computers? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1328 Do you think that this has something to do with the new fitness program? 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
1329 It's true, square pegs don't fit in round holes. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1330 Where's the fire? 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1331 The captain wasn't lying. Spongebob really did use to work here! 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1332 Challenging, isn't it. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1333 I identify as more of a triangle now, actually. 1.3294 0.05394 85 60 23 2
1334 Choose wisely, Peg. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1335 We need a square peg for this one. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1336 The polls look a little different this year 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
1337 Better request arbitration. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1338 Come on, don’t be a square. 1.3271 0.05274 107 79 23 5
1339 Gosh, hope the visiting crew still has round heads. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1340 Cheerios or Chex? Your choice! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1341 is this what I think it is? 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
1342 Pick the right one and you'll officially be a firefighter. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1343 So, when HR said we needed to hire some square pegs for diversity, they were serious. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1344 Well, I guess since Biden’s stimulus, we’ve stopped cutting corners. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1345 I give up. 1.3267 0.04690 101 76 22 3
1346 Sponge Bob?! 1.3265 0.05184 98 68 28 2
1347 I do not like the shape of this. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1348 Wish I paid more attention in High School Geometry... 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1349 Which one did Peg choose? 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1350 I hate these snap IQ tests. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1351 I knew we shouldn’t have installed that update! 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1352 I see we’ve implemented the new diversity hiring guidelines. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1353 We put that in for the cap'n. He couldn't stand our music. 1.3263 0.06599 95 73 13 9
1354 You go first. I can’t decide 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1355 Which pole do you use if you're non-binary though? 1.3263 0.06599 95 73 13 9
1356 Yeah, well, I couldn't figure it out when I was three, either. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1357 Dude, I know the alarm is ringing, but this choice could totally define me for years to come! 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1358 Oh no. It looks like they are cutting corners again at City Hall. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1359 If my life wasn't always dictated by emergencies, I'd take some time to ponder these existential questions. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1360 Who forgot to make the pole square? 1.3261 0.05378 92 67 22 3
1361 Careful, we can't be sure what else has changed. 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1362 I'm just not sure where I'll end up if I slide down that one. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1363 Did Peg go in the square hole? 1.3261 0.06203 92 70 15 7
1364 Holy smokes, we’re cornered. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1365 "These choices are...alarming!" 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1366 Which one goes to the bachelorette party? 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1367 Is squeezing through a square hole something like thinking outside the box? 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1368 You never get used to the open floor plan. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1369 The pressure to fit is killing me! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1370 My name’s Peg, and I’m a nerd. I know which hole is my destiny. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1371 So, we circle back to square one! 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1372 Bathroom and truck" 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1373 Slow down. Where’s the fire? 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1374 Go ask Alice 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1375 I'll take the one less traveled by. That oughta make all the difference. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1376 Which one do you think is more "Politically" correct? 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1377 I hate identity politics. 1.3250 0.05270 80 54 26 0
1378 Is there a pole for shape nonconforming? 1.3247 0.05680 77 53 23 1
1379 Careful...one goes to the fires, the other goes straight to hell. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
1380 I think diversity has gone too far. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1381 C’mon man, how many times do we have to go through this... It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight... 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1382 Now, these poling places are too close together. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1383 I'm going to be a little perturbed if that's a Playskool truck down there. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1384 I wish I'd paid more attention in preschool 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1385 Is it round firefighter in a square hole, or square firefighter in a round hole? 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1386 I think they took "square the circle" a bit literally 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1387 That's for when Picasso's house is on fire. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1388 After last night, who knows? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1389 Chief’s way of telling rookies to expect the unexpected. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1390 This is why I failed geometry. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1391 Wait, round peg, square hole... can't think with that loud noise. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1392 Bill and Ted faced the final test of Firefighting School,to determine if they were in the right kind of shape to be firemen. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1393 I see the chief has finally squared one circle 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1394 Well there’s no denying that it’s hip to be square 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1395 Boxers or briefs? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1396 Stripping is all about making an entrance. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1397 It’s part of our diversity program. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1398 I'm a little out of shape for this. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1399 Chief Freud pranks Ladder Company Twelve 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1400 'Its reserved specifically for Amazon returns" 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1401 I fear change. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1402 This is not how I imagined diversity training! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1403 But which is the real me? 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1404 I'm still taking the stairs. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1405 Let's try to think outside the box here. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1406 OMG! If form can challenge function here, there's no stopping it. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1407 There's always at least one of them... 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1408 I don't know about you, but I'm tired of trying to fit in. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1409 Do you have a square peg? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1410 I’m filing a grievance with the union. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1411 Hey, we don't have to fit the square in the round hole anymore. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1412 Wait! Let SpongeBob go first. He’ll soften our landing. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1413 If I choose the circle, it will take me back home to my bed and I'll continue living my lie, but if I choose the square, I will be shown the truth and be forever changed. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1414 Which one’s the exit? 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1415 I’m too out of shape.” 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1416 Which one would Sponge Bob take? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1417 The New one is for Peg. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1418 I'm tired of the mind games - this round peg is taking the stairs. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1419 This could be quite the polarizing decision. 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1420 This one goes to Times Square, the round one goes to Bushwick. 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
1421 Peg’s not gonna like this. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1422 I shall take the path less traveled... 1.3196 0.04980 97 70 25 2
1423 I begged the city planners not to select PLAYHOUSE ARCHETECTS! 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1424 It’s an option for the stubborn people who can’t let go 1.3196 0.04759 97 71 24 2
1425 Ask Peg. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1426 Oh crap, I learned all my colors but never could match shapes. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1427 I'm not in the right shape. 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
1428 We've found it's faster using the square route. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1429 Ok wait, you have to make sure you slide down at the right angle. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1430 I wouldn't say anything Marvin. The Chief says he'll fire anybody who asks. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1431 I like Tchaikovsky. Does that make me a square? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1432 Look, SpongeBob is already down in the fire engine. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1433 And that one's for coming back up? 1.3187 0.05608 91 67 20 4
1434 Well, I don't think it makes a difference, unless you get your hose caught. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1435 This one leads to the cubist exhibit. 1.3187 0.06227 91 70 14 7
1436 I can't do this, I was never good at geometry. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1437 I think it’s just a test to see if you’re uncool. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1438 So do I look like a square peg or a round peg? 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1439 This always gives me pause: I'm triangular. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1440 I know this one!" 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1441 I don't know dude, I see you more as a round peg kind of a guy. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1442 Wait, Wait. That's Sponge Bob's pole. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1443 But I'd actually be choosing the non-traditional option. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1444 Wait, what did our mandatory sensitivity training say about this? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1445 I’m sorry. I just can’t wrap my arms around this concept. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1446 And this is only the beginning of the Diversity-Equity-Inclusion initiative! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1447 What is this, a math exam? 1.3182 0.05249 88 61 26 1
1448 I'm all for diversity, but do we need this? 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1449 Careful, one of these goes to hell! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1450 I hate to say it, but this department needs to cut corners. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1451 You take the left. You've got squarer hips. 1.3178 0.04713 107 74 32 1
1452 It's part of the Fire Department's new geometrical inclusion initiative. 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1453 Ohhh. Well sure, if you make the round peg smaller, but that's cheating. 1.3176 0.05604 85 62 20 3
1454 Where do you think this one goes? 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
1455 SpongeBob requested it! 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1456 Are we considered square? 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
1457 You decide. I failed Geometry." 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1458 Someone stole the square pole. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1459 Ok probie, choose. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1460 Oops, this is the laundry chute. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1461 We installed it yesterday after of our diversity and inclusion training session. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1462 It's not as erotic as it looks. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1463 You've heard of a square peg in a round hole? Well... 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1464 You first, I’m scared! 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1465 Do you think both holes will take us the same place? 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1466 Even as a kid, I had trouble with these. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1467 Don't be fooled. It's only a dust mop." 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1468 We don't fit!!!!! 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1469 With this one you can finish your pizza on the way. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1470 I thought they got rid of bodyshaming in the workplace. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1471 We’ll get to the bottom of this one way or another, Mike. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1472 What happened to the triangle?! 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1473 Crap firefighting was hard enough without having to make another decision. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1474 Don’t worry, Elon Musk came up with this one. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1475 which is the fire pole and which is the dick eating monster pole? 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1476 Ice fishing is complicated. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1477 Square Dance or Pole Dance” 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1478 Will our hats fit in the square hole? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1479 Sponge Bob insists on his own pole. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1480 The joke was already complete without a caption, Pete" "I disagree Lou. It needed some text below. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1481 Maybe diversity has gone too far! 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1482 Your final test: You fit, you’re in. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1483 Did you notice how he squared his rounded shoulders?” 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1484 Hey look, a round peg does fit in a square hole. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1485 Ever since SpongeBob SquarePants volunteered at the station I have noticed some odd changes. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1486 Wait--which is the stripper pole? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1487 What happened to the dancer? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1488 Whoa! Looks like the square pegs finally got their say. 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1489 I’m worried if we pick the wrong one we will get diagnosed with a personality disorder 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1490 This one’s for Gen Z. They do things a little bit differently. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1491 Don't do it. It will be noticed. 1.3151 0.06130 73 54 16 3
1492 What next? Reinvent the wheel? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1493 Holy Moly, I think our new captain is a Cubist! 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1494 I extinguish life threatening fires daily but somehow going down on this gets me anxious every time! 1.3151 0.05812 73 51 21 1
1495 Both of these are gender neutral, aren't they 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1496 It's cheaper than the round, and they told us to cut corners. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1497 If a firefighter gives you 2 ways to escape, always take the latter 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1498 Looks like we're getting replaced with machines. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1499 Great. Non-binary shapes. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1500 They didn't prepare us for this at the academy. 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1501 I finally found the square route! 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1502 The big lie believers installed a separate one with no bottom 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1503 I don’t like change ok!! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1504 I didn't know that you are bipolar. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1505 The robot left without us. 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1506 Just sort out the psychological implications on your way to the damn fire! 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1507 ‘Just because we can, that doesn’t mean we should.’ 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1508 OK, Huey Lewis, it's your time to shine! Let's see how hip you really are. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1509 yeah yeah, square pegs and round holes, that's real original 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1510 Wow, I've never seen Peg so happy! 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
1511 Hold my hand, we’ll do it together. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1512 Peg complained to HR. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1513 ...Part of the Diversity campaign. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1514 After me, SpongeBob! 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1515 They put that one in for Sponge Bob. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1516 'Be there or be square is the station's new motto' 1.3133 0.05122 83 57 26 0
1517 I forget. Are we round or square this week? 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1518 But my body is pear-shaped! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1519 I told you that new recruit was going to be trouble! 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1520 At least it's not a heptagon 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1521 It's a mandated ADA accommodation. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1522 Welcome to public service. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1523 -This one we used when we bought the new fridge 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1524 Come on,Peg!! Make the call!! 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1525 Where is the triangular one? 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
1526 That one's for freight. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1527 A million bucks says this is part of the diversity hiring effort." 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1528 This feels important. Let them wait. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1529 I am not afraid of fire,just geometry 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1530 Am I a round peg or a square peg? 1.3125 0.05510 80 58 20 2
1531 This level of body shaming is ridiculous. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1532 This looks like HR's handiwork. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1533 Am I a round Greg or a square Greg? 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1534 I always forget which one is the local and which one is the express. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1535 That’s for the guys who eat too much pi. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1536 I haven't trained for this. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1537 I take it you think you’re too hip to slide down that one? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1538 OMG. Poles apart! 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1539 I guess you’re right. You can fit a round peg into a square hole. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1540 I'm going to jump down each one and see how hard I land ...ok? 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1541 Stop with the polish jokes. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1542 Are you calling me a square?? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1543 Don’t use the one on the right. It’s reserved for SpongeBob 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1544 What the fuck? 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
1545 Quick, Wendy’s or McDonald’s? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1546 I hope they did not modify the wheels. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1547 That one's for Amazon. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1548 I never remember which one is the dance pole 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1549 Careful, it's a management recruitment test! 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1550 It depends on how you choose to define yourself. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1551 I keep telling you, Euclid, you can’t square the circles! 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1552 You just can’t trust the poles these days. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1553 I'm having Kindergarten flashbacks! 1.3097 0.04717 113 80 31 2
1554 We weren't trained for this! 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1555 Uh-oh. Looks like another four-angle fire. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1556 You jump, I jump. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1557 Ahh Geez, this is like my I.Q. Test when I was a kid! 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1558 I could never figure this out as a kid either. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1559 "Do you remember where the stairs are? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1560 Which one did Peg go down? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1561 Should we take the one less traveled by? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1562 Wait; was the square hole the good one or the bad one? or So, I guess it doesn't matter if the peg is small enough. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1563 In an emergency, the prank pole doesn't seem quite as hilarious. 1.3086 0.05165 81 56 25 0
1564 They call it “Detroit Style” 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1565 At this point I'm not sure it really matters. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1566 It takes a while for me to get in shape. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1567 Hug a pole and run for the truck! But choose the wrong hole, And you’re sh*t outta luck! 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1568 What is your I.Q. ? 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1569 The department is working on being more inclusive... 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1570 Stepping into the unknown 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1571 It's coming up. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1572 The unhip firefighters demanded equal treatment. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1573 I can't deal with new normal anymore 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1574 I know the department wants to push the boundaries of inclusivity - but WOW! 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1575 I could never do this as a kid, so I became a fireman 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1576 This is for going down head first. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1577 Crap. I don't know what to do. I skipped this toy in preschool. 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1578 There’s three options: square, circle, or groin injury. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1579 I was wondering how Spongebob would get to the truck. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
1580 „The new firefighting robot is quite advanced!“ 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1581 Now I'm worried about Spot. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1582 I just hate the partisanship. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1583 I forgot to order the pizza! 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1584 I really don't think this is a time to cut corners. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1585 I would rather offer help fair and square , Than go round and round... 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1586 We should have fired that contractor for cutting corners to meet project deadlines. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1587 Is this what they meant with "squaring things with us"? 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1588 Was it a square call or a round call? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1589 a hole is a hole-just slide willie 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1590 And the trauma of my childhood returns 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1591 Come on, Chief said that we had to be there or be square. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1592 Don't overthink it, don't overthink it. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1593 This. This is where I fit. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1594 The circular hole leads to the donuts. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1595 I’ll go down either as long as they end up in the same place! 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1596 They made one just for Peg? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1597 What if I identify as a triangle? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1598 This final test is to see if you fit in. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1599 Wait, I can't remember. Is square up or down? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1600 Was it a Montessori fire call? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1601 Square man, round hole. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1602 I specifically took this job to avoid doing geometry. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1603 Can’t we just take the slide down to the truck? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1604 You first ! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1605 Well if square is the new circle, then what’s next? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1606 But I'm pear-shaped! 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1607 I failed Geometry. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1608 One's for fire-related emergencies and the other's for sexy-yet-tasteful calendar-related emergencies. Never mix them up. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1609 I think they are trying say some of us don't fit the image. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1610 But even if the square sides are each 2 times r, πr squared does not equal (2 times r)squared. We didn't train for this scenario in Firefighter's school!! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1611 My therapist says I need to make good choices. 1.3059 0.05299 85 60 24 1
1612 This must be the new hazmat suit pole. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1613 'Don't worry about alternate reality! It' still a hole! 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1614 I didn't peg you for a square. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1615 God, we’re in a pole lot of trouble 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1616 Ladder truck or alternate reality, but beats me which is which. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1617 Oh no, the dreaded square and circle challenge! 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
1618 Just square your shoulders and go. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1619 Finally, the world is adapting for us square pegs. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1620 I’m not sure whether it’s a fire or a cognitive ability test 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1621 Must be for nerds. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1622 Our quadrilateral colleagues are protesting circular supremacy. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1623 I guess I go by circle pronoun? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1624 Now women have their own pole. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1625 His first day on the job, Frank had never felt so much like a round peg in a square hole. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1626 We call it the square route". 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1627 The circle is so retro.... 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1628 He did say that the Chief was willing to accommodate his uniqueness 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1629 Dude, our termite situation just keeps getting weirder. 1.3049 0.05933 82 63 15 4
1630 I don’t know about this, I heard that I’m more of a pear shape. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1631 The pole for those who don’t cut corners. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1632 All the cool guys are going left. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1633 stimulis money 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1634 I guess it's related to the 'diversity initiative'? 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1635 Captain said something about disruptive innovation. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1636 It’s a new system - circle down, square up. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1637 Down that one, we start fires. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1638 You'd be surprised how often we use that one. It leads to a pineapple under the sea. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1639 Mama said there’d be days like this 😑 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1640 They made some changes to the office." "Yeah social distancing. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1641 Did we say Sicilian or Neapolitan slices for lunch? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1642 I don't know, bro... I mean, I just started therapy... 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1643 I keep telling them you can't cut corners 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1644 Really? No triangles?! 1.3038 0.05207 79 59 18 2
1645 I'll be darned. You CAN put a round peg in a square hole! 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1646 It feels like we don’t have to force things now. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1647 It's a new Amazon delivery thing we're doing now. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1648 Oh Shit. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1649 Is this one gender neutral? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1650 It's those rookies; some of them never learned to fit in. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1651 Do shapes really matter? 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1652 Newly elected Fire Commissioner Spongebob has already begun implementing drastic changes. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
1653 Does our contract allow psychiatric reassessment? 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
1654 Wait. There’s no human shaped hole. We’re trapped. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1655 I can't remember if I'm categorized as a round peg in a square hole, or a square peg in a round hole.... 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1656 Is this what the Chief meant by more diversity? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1657 It's because they hired that SpongeBob guy. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1658 Wow, the chief's really gotten out of shape! 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1659 I don't know -- which am I? 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1660 I told you times are changing. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
1661 Oh no. I thought I didn't have to make this choice again after high school. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1662 Really? I have to sort out my identity before I respond to the alarm bell!? 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1663 More equity and inclusion. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1664 SpongeBob has joined our fire department. 1.3023 0.05249 86 61 24 1
1665 and I thought the new transgender rest rooms would end this 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1666 Which hole is faster 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1667 I feel like I'm back in kindergarten. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1668 I'm thinking. Outside the box. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1669 I know. Capt has a weird butt. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1670 "Will I be judged for my choice? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1671 Why does everything have to be politicized?! 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1672 Our new diversity policy turned out a bit more confusing than I anticipated. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1673 Just keep telling yourself you're a round peg,and you'll be fine! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1674 Let’s just think outside the box...... 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1675 What if you're non-binary? 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1676 round belly,square hole 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1677 That's inclusivity! No more square pegs using the round hole! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1678 The Fire Captain had successful navigated a round countless challenges and dangers throughout his 28 year career - until he suddenly found himself cornered. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1679 Where is the triangular exit? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1680 I can't decide if that's thinking outside the box, or the opposite. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1681 Q-anon was here! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1682 I always feel like this is a test for nonconformist tendencies, so I usually take the stairs instead. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1683 Be careful with this one, Gary, it could be cubist. 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
1684 Did they seriously put this one in just for Picasso and Rubik? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1685 Wait, I think it's square up, round down. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1686 In this case, the surface area is about the same. So the main question is which has the better fit. Also, of course, the circle has an advantage in that the point of entry doesn't matter, while the square simplifies the framing during construction. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1687 It’s a shame we have to take sides. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1688 The cartoonist is messing with us again. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1689 human pegs 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1690 Wait. I need some time to think this over. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1691 I know her name is Peg , but really? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1692 It's all part of sensitivity training I guess. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1693 Do you have to say ‘To the Batcave, Robin’ every time we get a call?” 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1694 Well, we couldn't carry the new refrigerator down the stairs, so... 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1695 Let’s take a poll first. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1696 My first question is: why are we wearing our turnout gear upstairs?" 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1697 Choose wisely. You'll be pegged for life! 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1698 Are we Firepeople now?! 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1699 The one on your left is for fires; the one in front is for square dances. 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1700 I wouldn’t touch this decision with a ten foot pole. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1701 Well,the chief literally promotes diversity in the workplace. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1702 It’s more Feng shui 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1703 I'm really not looking forward to changing to a square pole 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1704 Which way are the stairs? 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1705 Another Rorschach from the Chief. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1706 One seems to have an edge over the other. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1707 It’s just that I have a fear of rights. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1708 What do I do? Where’s the fire? Who am I, really?” 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1709 I'm only going down if Cher is at the bottom. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1710 I think we're at the wrong strip club 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1711 I swear...I told the handyman to square up the “door.” 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1712 It's a trick one. Where's the triangle? 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1713 When did SpongeBob become a firefighter? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1714 Where’d Tom go so fast? He said he’d get it squared away and circle back when he’s done... 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1715 We're all about inclusion. 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1716 Looks like Benny ordered pizza again for staff dinner. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1717 All the firefighters here are learning how to pole-dance! Talk about igniting flames of desire! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1718 Quick, am I a square peg? Or should I go through the round hole? 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1719 Yikes! I've only practiced going down a triangle. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1720 I’m not really into pop tarts or doughnuts... 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1721 Don't overthink it Firefighter Squarepeg 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1722 Am I square or more well-rounded? 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1723 : "Looks like Human Resources took me seriously when I said I felt like a square peg in a round hole working here..." 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1724 Bob, will I ever fit in? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1725 This is even more stressful than choosing which restroom. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1726 Parallel pole profiles pose perplexing personal picking-preference problem 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1727 No one is really sure where it leads to. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1728 This one is for SpongeBob Squarepants. 1.2987 0.05865 77 59 15 3
1729 I blame Elon Musk 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1730 That's the last time I tell that manhole cover joke around the contractors 1.2987 0.07410 77 62 7 8
1731 I think the round hole is for the fat fireman. We are inclusive now! 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1732 So much for the Lindemann–Weierstrass theorem. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1733 I didn’t know there was going to be a test 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1734 Which one is for those who are vaccinated? 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1735 It reminds me of a game we used to play as kids. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1736 Boy! I wish I paid attention to my geometry classes. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1737 Don't be a square, man 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1738 I can actually feel the sharp edge of that stereotype! 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1739 Look, if you want to ask me something, just ask me. 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
1740 Something like this was in Apollo 13, I think. But I don’t remember what they did about it. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1741 Oh, that’s for Sponge Bob 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1742 Damn you, Malcom Gladwell! 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1743 I am boomer, I get this. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1744 s^2 versus πr^2…. That is the question ! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1745 Why can't we just have regular bathrooms? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1746 We need one more leading nowhere just for show. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1747 I don't think this job is a perfect fit for me. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1748 This actually isn’t all that different from my time as a male stripper. 1.2970 0.04569 101 74 26 1
1749 Do you smell smoke? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1750 Damnit, which one is Lil Nas X’s pole to hell and which is our regular one? Don’t want to make that mistake again. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1751 We have to be more inclusive now, Rick 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1752 CHOOSE, MALE OR FEMALE!!!! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1753 Post modernism! This IS an emergency. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1754 Ugh... another polarizing choice 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1755 I forget: Are we zeroed in today or all squared up? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1756 Our new hire is Sponge Bob… 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1757 And there goes the truck singing the alphabet song. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1758 Dare I admit how I've always felt? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1759 Those are for folks who use the metric system. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1760 Oh no! I can only fit through a triangle! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1761 Wait, is that him or hers or them or their's"? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1762 Nothing in our training prepared us for this. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1763 This is shaping up to be a busy day." 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1764 The last chief was a Gropius fan. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1765 The moment Jake knew he shouldn't have lied about his triangular ancestry. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1766 Hell may be out of our jurisdiction. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1767 No more cutting corners! Let’s take the square! 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1768 I think someone failed that Google job applicant test. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1769 Now I wish I didn't sleep in my geometry class 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1770 I dunno, let’s ask Lieutenant Peg 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1771 Wait! I think this may be part of a new personality assessment from HR 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1772 One is “up” and the other is “down”. Hard to know which is which. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1773 No way did we cover this at the academy. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1774 Which one of us is the square peg? 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1775 I wasn’t trained for these complicated decision! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1776 I think the popsicles are ready. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1777 I forget, is the square one for going down or coming up? 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1778 I should have listened better in geometry class. 1.2949 0.05196 78 55 23 0
1779 As the chief always says, a hole's a hole. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1780 This is it, Joe. Remember your training... 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1781 We both use water and a hose. Are we really so different ? 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1782 Enough with their IQ tests! 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1783 Which are you? 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1784 Time to defund the geometrists. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1785 FRANK! YOU'RE TOUCHING MY COCK AGAIN 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
1786 Use the round one. That one's for Peg. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1787 We didn't each need our own pole Steve 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1788 The city government is suggesting we cut corners. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1789 Is the one on the left for hipsters only? 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1790 Someone needs to tell the Marshall his new interior designer has gone too far 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1791 Just looking at this makes me want a pizza & donuts! 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1792 I think Spongebob's got this one 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1793 You can't fit a square fireman into a round hole. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1794 Make your move, Roy. Have the guts to defy convention. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1795 This time,polarization has gone too far. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1796 Wait. Wait. Let’s think about this. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1797 That one's for Peg - some Title VII thing. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1798 So much for a modern fire station. Damn you, Frank Gehry! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1799 This is a big fire hazard for triangles. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1800 A round firefighter does not fit into a square hole. Nor does a square firefighter fit into a round hole. Wait, how does that idiom go, Jerry? 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1801 This one is for the flat earth believers. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1802 I don't think I'm intersectional enough to use this one. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1803 Looks like SpongeBob made it ahead of us. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1804 One goes up. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1805 "They've made one for you, Harry." 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1806 Let's see, this one is for going up, the other for going down, right? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1807 Hmmm.... This looks like the opposite of cutting corners.. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1808 Don't worry. I've been told it's just about breaking stereotypes. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1809 Don't panic. According to Jung, this is just a dream. 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1810 Must be one of those transgender things. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1811 This is very distressing. I am "shape-fluid. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1812 When I asked if we could change the shape of how we work, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1813 But I am terrible at multiple choice. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1814 See you around Peg! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1815 Hey Joe, you’re the square peg in this team. I guess you’re finally in luck. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1816 Where did the Triangle go? 1.2927 0.05620 82 62 17 3
1817 I still don't know if I fit in here. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1818 What if I’m a star-shaped peg? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1819 Well Peg it’s your choice 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1820 But you can't put a square pole in a round hole. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1821 I'll do the square if I can drive this time. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1822 For the last time,Jerry,you aren't breaking your vows by sliding down a different hole! 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1823 It looks like they finally put in a slide for Peg. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1824 Oh Carter, the circle has been broken! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1825 Oh, man, I'm not used to thinking inside the box! 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1826 I never was good at geometry. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1827 I've been having a hard time getting in shape. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1828 It's a matter of self esteem. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1829 You can see The new office is very inclusive - We accommodate all body shapes 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1830 And thus begins the career of SpongeBob SquarePants, firefighter. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1831 So which is it Captain Square Peg? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1832 I think the Captain wants us to get in shape. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1833 Nah, they’re to our psyche evaluation department. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1834 I like having options, but neither of these expresses who I truly am. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1835 HR said we needed more diversity in the work environment. No more square pegs in the round holes, they said. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1836 It seems trivial, but studies show lives will be saved. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1837 Which blockhead failed geometry class!?! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1838 I guess I'm not ready yet for the "Santa's Chimney" drill excercise 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1839 They say it takes firefighting to a hole new dimension.... 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1840 A French fireman's nightmare. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1841 Careful -- one of them leads to the fires of Hell. 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1842 They had to cut out fat Larry yesterday. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1843 We need to shape up. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1844 I guess it's that new directive to hire more squares 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1845 Must be a diversity initiative from the District. 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1846 Spongebob Squarepants is the new guy. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1847 For a change I’m thinking inside the box! 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1848 This is mathematically impossible! 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1849 Rock paper scissors 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1850 When did SpongeBob SquarePants join the department? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1851 Didn't the chief say that we had to square the circle? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1852 This was not in the orientation 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1853 Aren't poles supposed to be unisex by now? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1854 I dreamed about this when I was two 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1855 Didn’t they tell you about getting in shape for this gig? 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1856 Pfizer or Moderna? 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1857 Man, whoever said this job was easy? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1858 Is this a geometry test? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1859 That's for Amazon Prime same-day deliveries. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1860 We should probably do the opposite of what we think we should do. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1861 I thought you couldn't fit a round fireman in a square hole!" 1.2900 0.05084 100 76 20 4
1862 You take the circle and the story ends. You take the square and I’ll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1863 Functionality or design? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1864 Wait ‘til you see the new truck! 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1865 On the whole, it’s all the same. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1866 hmm.. not sure which one makes me a better firefighter 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1867 Looks like we're being cornered! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1868 I'm glad they got rid of the triangle opening. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1869 I think it must lead to a parallel universe! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1870 This really burns me up. 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1871 As soon as they hired Peg, I knew there's be some changes around here." 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1872 Well, "Get in where you fit in" I guess. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1873 My training was done over zoom 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1874 No seriously, I can’t say I identify with either of them! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1875 Ugh. Binary is so basic. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1876 It's the new Republican "Up Pole" for the emergencies we can run from. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1877 We need to alert the Pentagon! 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1878 I hope it doesn't look like I have a preference. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1879 Looks like they took the “cutting corners” bit quite seriously 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1880 I think I know which pole Peg slid down. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1881 That's why we call it the fireman's quandary. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1882 Yes, that's the slide for rookie blockheads! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1883 oh I hate choices 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1884 It’s simple. It’s for those who prefer “they”and “them.” 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1885 I read about this in the training manual, but I’ve never seen it in real life. 1.2885 0.04668 104 77 25 2
1886 The new management is very conservative 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1887 The Chief says that action precedes understanding... 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1888 Looks like the contractors stopped cutting corners. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1889 I wear my boxers for this one. 1.2877 0.06006 73 56 14 3
1890 I’ve got the shakes...I failed geometry. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
1891 I think I'll take the round pole. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1892 It’s for Sponge Bob. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1893 My therapist warned me there’d be days like this. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1894 It must be the test for Deputy Fire Chief. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1895 I used to be hip, but now I'm a square. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1896 Uh Oh. We're being tested. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1897 Do you feel like a well rounded individual or sharp as an edge today? 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1898 Oh, maybe it’s like a PlayStation controller. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1899 Not a problem. I'm well-rounded and you're square. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1900 That's one way to get a round peg in a square hole! 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1901 My guess is it's for the square pegs that won't fit in round holes. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1902 Bruce Jenner can go fuck himself !!! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1903 Why not? Block lives matter. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1904 Looks like an indecisive person's nightmare. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1905 He likes to think through the box. 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
1906 What if we’re pear shaped?! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1907 I'm so glad our bosses recognize our burning workplace issues. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1908 It's about time they made an effort to accommodate us square pegs! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1909 That's for Rogers. Always was a square peg... 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1910 Nice touch, but we didn’t get a raise. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1911 And I thought picking either the red pill or the blue pill was tough. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1912 Which one is for emergencies? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1913 . . . but I identify as a square peg . . . 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1914 You go ahead and take the square one Frank,I will take the circle since I am more well rounded. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1915 Yeah, but what if I'm feelin' triangular? 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1916 I know Lenny thinks I’m a square, but this is a step too far. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1917 Eeny,meenie, miney, mo... 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1918 Modern or Traditional? 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1919 Uh oh, is this a test? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1920 Did you ever think your day wasn't going to go so hot? 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1921 Okay, which one leads to the strip club again? 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1922 Is this some kind of test? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1923 Okay, now this really gets me bent out of shape. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1924 Careful, this looks like another HR pass-fail diversity test. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1925 They’ve really got us pegged. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1926 It’s the final test of the firefighters’ qualification exam. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1927 Nope. That’s the up pole. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1928 Must be the other one. This one has a naked lady on it. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1929 Oh no! I don't have time for this kind of introspection! 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1930 You're bad at math, don't try the square route. 1.2857 0.06005 84 66 13 5
1931 Now's not the time to ponder the chute not taken. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1932 The new one's for coming back up. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1933 I said, I wanted a stair, not a square. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1934 There’s one in every station. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1935 First, our interior decorator had the fire trucks painted fuchsia, now this. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
1936 Oh,for gods sakes! Now this is a political statement! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1937 Who's the square peg working with us? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1938 Time to figure out what kind of shape we're in 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1939 I wish I hadn’t slept through Chief’s explanation—I think one goes to the Ninth Circle of Hell. The other drops us into Squaresville. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1940 I guess SpongeBob SquarePants finally passed the test and joined our team. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1941 If the holes are different shapes, are the trucks different colors? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1942 I don't see how this is more "female firefighter friendly." 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1943 Which poll makes you larger, and which poll makes you small? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1944 The square one goes to the nerd truck. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1945 It must be a Coffer Illusion. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1946 Uh, which one is for Democrats? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1947 How can they introduce a choice in a feature which is meant to save time 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1948 Are you feeling more round or more square today? 1.2843 0.05096 102 79 19 4
1949 I’m poles apart from the Chief on this equal opportunity stuff! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1950 Let just anyone be a firefighter, this is what happens. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1951 What if I don't identify with conventional geometric shapes? Do I just take the stairs? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1952 Increases angular momentum. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1953 But I’m neither. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1954 Wait a second...what happened to the triangle hole? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1955 I told you they’d have to make accommodations when they hired Sponge Bob and Ice Cube. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1956 I'm not sure about this new drill 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
1957 THIS .WAS .NOT .COVERED IN FIRE SCHOOL 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1958 Don’t fall for it, working in a cubicle is worse than you think 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1959 It's our own fault. We did ask Peg to design it. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1960 Wait!!! It could be a trap. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1961 Its the new non-binary firepole. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1962 I’d heard rumors that the Department was going to be springing a competency recertification test on us. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1963 Alice! We are not in Wonderland anymore!! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1964 I never thought they'd actually replace us with machines. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1965 You didn't say there would be geometry on the firefighter test. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1966 I know they go to the same place but it just feels so wrong somehow. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1967 I'm confused -- which one is ours and which one is the pole dancer’s? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1968 Wait Pete! Before we do this we need to triangulate. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1969 Chief says it doesn't matter which one we use, but I have my doubts. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1970 Am i the only one who doesn’t know what to write? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1971 Well, your ‘square peg round hole’ excuse won’t work anymore 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1972 The tragedy of all of this is that while we sit here trying to determine which of these is the politically correct one to use, someone's house is burning down. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1973 I’ve always had trouble with square routes” 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1974 Well, now I'm self-conscious. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1975 Best case scenario, we end up at a burning building, right? 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1976 I was never good at geometry! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1977 This job makes it hard to think outside the box. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1978 We're bringing the pizza/ 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1979 I save everyone else while I leave my family down this hole. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1980 I hate these annual psych tests. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
1981 I always forget which one of these is just a drawing. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1982 Is this for Male or Female??? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1983 We shouldn't have called Bobby a square. 1.2836 0.05548 67 48 19 0
1984 It's the budget, thry're always cutting corners around here. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
1985 Is this Captain’s way of apologizing for taking away the PlayStation? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1986 Why was the triangle pole removed?! 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1987 Man we gotta get into shape. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1988 Which one of us is the peg? 1.2826 0.04720 92 69 22 1
1989 Either way I'm not getting back to that french toast, am I? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1990 Is this for Republicans? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1991 The station was designed by Picasso 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1992 They hired an Architect 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1993 Wait, Jeff: I’m sure the Captain said don’t follow the white hare, and besides we only have one large key to open the door!” 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1994 It looks like the geometry teacher is getting fired! 1.2824 0.05189 85 64 19 2
1995 What does this mean for us? Changes are coming! Changes we never even dreamed of. God help us! God help us all! 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1996 I know! One of these must be the entrance and the other the exit 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1997 Let’s flip a coin. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1998 Don't be surprised when we're required to install a transgender pole too! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1999 Whoa! I wonder where THIS ONE goes? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2000 When I told the new chief I wanted him to run things fair and square he may have missed my point. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2001 Careful Bill. That's a one-way ticket to Squaresville. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2002 Pole dancing, anyone? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2003 We've had a lot of diversity hires 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2004 Consultants! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2005 Hey, I heard they have the star one at Tommy's. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2006 Wait till you see the Rorschach test below. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2007 Rookie mistake. 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
2008 We're cornered 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
2009 The chief did say that one of the new recruits is a bit out of shape. 1.2821 0.05128 78 56 22 0
2010 I told you Peg wouldn't make it! 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
2011 It's one of our diversity initiatives. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2012 If you ever happen to use the wrong pole, just go with the music and take your time. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2013 We need to stop hiring architects from Minecraft. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2014 Peg? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2015 Damn it! I knew I should have taken geometry more seriously. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2016 Wait, what time is it? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2017 One for the city, one for the ‘burbs.’ 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2018 That should take care of any diversity issues. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2019 Watch your hat on this one. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2020 Let’s circle back on this tomorrow. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2021 Pole dancing just ain’t what it used to be ... 1.2812 0.05066 96 73 20 3
2022 My Dad said in his day, the one on the right was for Republicans, on the left for Democrats. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2023 And here I always thought these pole openings were pointless. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
2024 Facebook will know, either way. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2025 If I were the chief, I'd offer more choices at these exit polls. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2026 I thought they’d fixed that! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2027 I failed this at the academy. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2028 I can’t decide what I am anymore. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2029 Let’s take the express. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2030 I hate to be a square, but let's take the stairs. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2031 It's a test...I think it's a test...but what kind of test? 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
2032 I see Lieutenant SpongeBob is implementing his new infrastructure program. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2033 I hate when they cut corners. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2034 I guess this is what getting squared away meant 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2035 We're trying to be more inclusive of all body types. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2036 The new chief is all about diversity. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2037 I finally see the difference between real life and Minecraft. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2038 Montessori Fire Fighter Academy. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2039 Okay Francis, the final training scenario is pass/fail! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2040 There’s only one way to settle this. Rock, paper, stairs? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2041 This must be the Minecraft rookie's pole. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2042 Some like to cut corners and some don’t. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2043 Looks like HR took my complaint of being a ‘square peg in a round hole’ a little too literally. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2044 I feel conflicted between "FOLLOW PROCEDURE" and "BE INNOVATIVE." 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2045 Okay, Peg, you choose. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2046 It's a cinch, Chief. The length of the diagonal of the square is the hypotenuse. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2047 Dammit! When you’re in a hurry, it’s always the local. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2048 Last I saw SpongeBob, he went thataway.” 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2049 That one’s only for Captain SpongeBob SquarePants. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2050 This one is for returning. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2051 No wonder they fired the architech. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2052 You first. I failed geometry 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2053 This new silicon valley company is trying to disrupt the firefighting industry. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2054 Which one is for pear shaped?! 1.2791 0.05883 86 68 13 5
2055 So 'Fireman Bob' is really 'Fireman SpongeBob SquarePants'?! 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2056 You go first, Peg. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
2057 Wait! What’s the square hole protocol? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2058 Come on, McClusky, the fire doesn't have all day. Are you a square or hip, your call? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2059 The Chief’s equity plan is getting out of Hand! 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2060 This is how it starts. Next thing you know, they'll try putting a Beagle in the truck. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2061 I think we could take the round hole, but maybe Peg could take the square one? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2062 Is it the square hole on even dates or the round hole on odd dates?? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2063 Either way, I still think we should wear our masks…. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2064 Quick! Is this a rhombus or a square? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2065 When did operation get so deep? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2066 Wait . Before we can put out fires we have to define our shape in the cosmos . 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2067 The squares, man, they're taking over everything. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2068 By "switch up the poles," I guess I was thinking a spiral staircase or something 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2069 Ouch 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
2070 Ah, the old 'square peg & round hole' challenge. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2071 Sarge, I didn't know there'd be geometry on the test! 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2072 Son-of-a-gun. Fatso made it! 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2073 The whole building's going down in frames! 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2074 This is for Peg! She couldn't fit down the round hole! 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2075 It looks impossible at first, but soon you'll fit right in. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2076 I'm tired of these new "symbolic" choices. Let's just take the stairs! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2077 One takes you to the fire trucks. The other takes you to Chippendale’s. Good luck! 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2078 It tolls for thee 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2079 Form don't follow function. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2080 Which one goes to the break room? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2081 That’s easy: it’s hip to be square…. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2082 Don’t worry about the shape. That one goes up. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2083 Never mind - I can’t decide..... I’ll take the stairs..... or should I take the elevator? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2084 I think we have a variant! 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2085 They should really fire that carpenter. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2086 Do you prefer Detroit or New York style? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2087 I'm not going to say it,and, I'm not even going to think it. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2088 I guess we're carpooling. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2089 Well this is an improvement, during training they had a triangle. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2090 The quadratic equation's on fire! We'll have to take the square route! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2091 I guess they're asking us to decide which shape of peg we are 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2092 When did firefighting become so square,man? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2093 The Captain said we need to relax our recruiting standards. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2094 Weren't you there for the diversity lecture? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2095 Uh-oh. I was raised square but I identify as a circle. What now? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2096 I can’t do it...I have right angle phobia. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2097 SpongeBob, are you sure you're comfortable as a volunteer fireman? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2098 I guess they’re cutting corners! 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2099 When I told HR we needed to make more room for square pegs, I meant it metaphorically. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2100 I don’t know if I’m the right kind of shape for this. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2101 Is it a square peg or a round hole kind of fire?! 🕳 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2102 I can never remember which is which with that damn alarm blaring. I’m taking the stairs! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2103 They never talk about a round peg in a square hole. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2104 One’s for us, the other’s for our desk top computers. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2105 You’re a square peg 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2106 Wait, I’m not ready to declare my shape yet! 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2107 The triangle is gone! 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2108 This old pole was made back before they started cutting corners. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2109 Where do you think the round one goes? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2110 I’m not sure we’ll fit in here! 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2111 I don’t know. I’m not ready for something new right now. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2112 Hang on. I’m only familiar with color test! 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2113 Must be part of that diversity initiative. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2114 "Vaccinated, non-vaccinated...take your pick." 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2115 Which one is the emergency exit? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2116 Jeez,I bought one Barry Manilow album. Let it go guys. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2117 Disorientation brought by innovations. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2118 Do I look fat in my emergency gear ? 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2119 Brace yourself! They are cutting corners again. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2120 I can't remember my pronoun. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2121 I miss the triangle. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2122 Bad feng shui, man. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2123 Its for those with bad evaluations 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2124 Your choice Peg. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2125 I was told there’d be no math. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2126 Wait... am I a hipster? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2127 Brad, am I really that easily pegged? 1.2747 0.05198 91 70 18 3
2128 That one's for Spongebob only. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2129 Holed that thought... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2130 I can’t remember am I a square peg or a round hole 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2131 Hold on! Let’s think outside the box on this one. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2132 And you’re SURE object permanence is real? 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2133 The union did promise us a square deal. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2134 Would you describe me as apple bottomed? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2135 Well, the fire department needs to start cutting corners now!! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2136 Who's going to admit to the rest of us guys that he's square? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2137 Ones for republicans and ones for democrats, but which is which? 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2138 This is confusing. I wish my wife, Peg, was here. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2139 We’ve been preparing for this our whole lives. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2140 We should take the stairs. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2141 An unconventional square! Wouldn't you say that's what I am? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2142 I think this is part of the department's new inclusivity policy. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2143 Did they say Columbus Circle or Herald Square 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2144 The Captain hired his daughter, Margaret. I call her Peg. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2145 So the one on the left is Express, and the one on the right is Local? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2146 If it is a doughnut run, use the left pole, otherwise use the square. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2147 Use this one only for pole square dancing. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2148 It’s a crapshoot. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2149 I guess even architects can go through a cubist period 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2150 So, this is how we’re increasing diversity in the workplace?! 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2151 It’s a whole different hole. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2152 I don't mind wearing a fireman costume for this gig, but no one told me we'd also have to pole dance 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2153 I heard the Department was looking for more diversity. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2154 We paid McKinsey $3 million for this just go 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2155 Well, the builders did say they had everything squared away. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2156 I knew this day would come. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2157 Let’s hope they get the right peg on the right pole 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2158 Wait, is it square up and circle down, or the other way around? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2159 Is this one of those round peg in a square hole situations? 1.2727 0.05109 77 58 18 1
2160 You just need to come at it from the right angle. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2161 Don’t worry, just square your shoulders and go. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2162 Are they trying to tell us we're out of shape? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2163 Before going on keto, I could only use the round exit. Now it’s square time, baby. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2164 I’ve been called a round peg my whole life 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2165 What just happened? . 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2166 I better google which is the best shape first. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2167 I guess this is what they mean by ‘be there or be square’ 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2168 A lot of Math went into this bachelorette party! 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2169 I think the Chief misunderstood me when I said, everyone should pass through squarely 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2170 You take this one. You have more of a square peg vibe. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
2171 Five-alarm fire be damned! I'm having an epiphany about our places in the universe and trying to fit in! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2172 It's for Bob the new guy - I hear he use to be a child star 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2173 You get squared away and I'll circle back. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2174 When is the psychological testing of the department going to end? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2175 Pizza's here 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2176 And we thought one size fit all! 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2177 Huh. Sponge Bob made it through training. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2178 "It’s a good thing we’re trained to deal with the unexpected." 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2179 Next it'll be square donuts. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2180 I think this one takes you direct to Penn Station. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2181 Let's talk about this later 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2182 When the fire station is located on Sesame Street. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2183 Don't over think it; when you're a firefighter there is no wrong hole. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2184 Oh my God, this is more difficult than chocolate or vanilla. 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2185 I couldn't slide through the triangle hole either. Glad they removed that one. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2186 We went binary last month, but the boss now says we'll need a lot more fireperson poles. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2187 «Ok i didn’t know the new boss was that conservative» 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2188 I have always felt like a bit of a square peg, but this is too much. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
2189 Would you rather have the bachelor party or the bachelorette party? 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2190 One is just for pole dancing, but I can't remember which is which. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2191 Firefighter Margaret has gained a few pounds recently... I don't think we should try to put a round Peg in a square hole. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2192 We take getting in to shape seriously here. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2193 So which one do we use to meet the delivery driver? 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2194 Hmm... I’m hip and not square, you go down this one. 1.2706 0.04847 85 62 23 0
2195 A striped dog too! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2196 It's the new existential pole holes. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2197 I knew hiring Spongebob was a mistake. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2198 Oh, no - they've sprung am IQ test on us! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2199 This one is for pizza delivery only. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2200 Ugh, looks like the chief re-read ‘The Da Vinci Code’ again. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2201 Don’t overthink it. You just pick the one you identify with. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2202 The HR rep. must've seriously pushed for this diversity thing. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2203 My pole dancer name is Smokey the Bare. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2204 Quit overthinking it! But understand, there is a wrong answer. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2205 No don’t, it’s a trap! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2206 It's not right! Round poles don't go into square holes. 1.2703 0.05198 74 54 20 0
2207 It's a requirement of the anti-discrimination consent decree. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2208 I have strange nails on my left hand 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2209 Okay, I'll take the square this time, and let's see who wins! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2210 Relax Jerry. Yes, they're both 360 degrees. No, they're not going to spontaneously combust. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2211 Two poles of wood diverged, and I-I took the one encircled by... 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2212 I keep forgetting which is the down-poll and which is the up-poll. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2213 I think my instruction to "not cut corners" was a bit too ambiguous. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2214 • You’re the unhip one, so you take the square hole. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2215 Hey, Peg! To settle an argument, do you consider yourself square? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2216 What's next, a dodecahedron? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2217 Always a new angle with the chief. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2218 I guess the star and trapezoid were too confusing. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2219 Someone was still thinking inside the box 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2220 One goes down to the station, and the other one just goes down. Choose wisely. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2221 Is it better to be a square peg? or fit in a round hole? 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2222 I don't consider myself a square, but if I go down the other pole, you'll probably tell everybody I'm woke. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2223 Dang, we really should have paid more attention during that inclusivity training. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2224 Tough decision,Chief. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2225 Yeah, there are a few different ways to go down. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2226 It’s a gender reveal party fire, so the options here should really be blue or pink. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2227 This one's for squares. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2228 That's the clothes-optional pole. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2229 First the Myers-Briggs test, then repainting the engines chartreuse, and now this. Man, the chief really is a INFJ. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2230 Stop! that's the UP pole. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2231 Maybe we should let this one slide. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2232 This is the square-head pole and the meathead pole. 1.2692 0.05055 78 59 18 1
2233 I've always been a square peg. Finally, something fits. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2234 Wow, talk about diversification! 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2235 Remember, I’m the round peg in the square hole, and you’re the square peg in the round hole. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2236 That one looks to edgy for me 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2237 When you said diversity training, I was expecting something else. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2238 I've always pegged myself as a star. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2239 It was the captain's idea. His love triangle could be a problem for us. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2240 To know which one to use, you have to look on your birth certificate. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2241 Wait Johnson, I think it’s a trap! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2242 Is that what the chief intended when he said "no more pi"? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2243 Their fire truck has square wheels too, that's why we never see them. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2244 Hey, I thought we'd completed our psych evaluations 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
2245 I'm already stuck.” 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2246 This one is gender-neutral. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2247 I never trained for polygons! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2248 No, Jack! Not that pole! That was an ERA initiative. The last guy who went down that way still can't stop saying "fireperson". 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2249 Its the new Equal Employment Opportunity thing... 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2250 Joe, I was told told to only use the the pole through the inverse curve of the hyperbola. I am skipping this fire. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2251 Are we square pegs or round ones? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2252 But Peg's not on duty. 1.2683 0.04923 82 60 22 0
2253 Burning building, I rush in. This has me freaked out. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2254 I know they are topologically equivalent, but I still can’t choose. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2255 Did they say choose wisely or widely? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2256 I’m confused, they didn’t teach us this at fireman’s school! 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2257 I thought they told us we have them in all shapes and sizes! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2258 In the end, it was the evil interior designers that were blamed for the Great Fire of 1776 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2259 The square one goes to the strip club. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2260 Phil, the indecisive carpenter, strikes again. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2261 Oh, that pole is for the fire people born before 1990 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2262 I might need a hand. I'm not in shape for this. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2263 Which one do you think is faster? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2264 The Dalmatians swear by it 1.2676 0.05291 71 52 19 0
2265 Designed by Rudy 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2266 Stay Calm! I had this in kindergarten. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2267 Quick, use the pole-thagrean theorem” @newyorkerma 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2268 Is there a virtual option? 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2269 I hear one has a lady and the other one has a tiger.... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2270 You mean the square one goes back to when we had a visit from Mayor Beame? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2271 What did the Captain say? Round is sound, but square is fair? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2272 Cripes! Are we on Candid Camera? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2273 Two poles diverged in a black and white firehouse, and I took the one less descended by. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2274 This one's for the squares. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2275 I think it’s OK; not like we’re a round peg in a square hole 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2276 Triangulate your slide. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2277 Don't rush me, Jim: Am I a square Peg in a round hole or a round Peg in a square hole? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2278 Your choice: a blazing fire or a blazing pole dancer? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2279 That’s so Peg can get down! Say ... do you know Bernard Welt! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2280 I knew something like this would happen after Allen Funts grandson transferred in. David M. Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2281 What happened to the elevator? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2282 Am I square or am I round? That is the question. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2283 I guess we aren't hip enough. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2284 If you get stuck, pivot along the diagonal, which, because it creates two 45-45-90 triangles, has the length of a side times the square root of 2, roughly 1.414. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
2285 I think it’s meant to be performance art. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2286 I'm OK with the upgraded hole design, but this matching square pole may be a problem. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2287 Not the best time to admit that I failed that part of kindergarten. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2288 Can you believe it, Watson? We have found 221B Baker Street! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2289 You first, Armand 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2290 Difficult choice for spatial dysphoric firefighters who respond to emergencies like a square but prefer the camaraderie of a circle. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2291 This one is for the new recruit, SpongeBob. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2292 Do I slide down one of them -- or sit and ice-fish there? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2293 I don't know this drill. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2294 Thanks for talking me out of that Brazilian butt lift, man 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2295 Unfortunately, some of our firemen are real squares. The firewomen though are great sports. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2296 You get the circle, I get the square. Frank gets the pear-shaped one over there, for obvious reasons. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2297 I can't decide if I'm a square or not. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2298 This may be like the choice of choosing the red pill or the blue pill; one may take us down the rabbit hole, the other may take of us to a reality where wrong is right and right is wrong. You decide. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2299 Don’t get yourself all bent out of shape, the chief is just testing you. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2300 What would lil nas x do? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2301 Man! Holes didn't have to be cutting edge to fit in. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2302 now what 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2303 I was never able to find the right hole 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2304 You have to be in great shape to do this. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2305 Wow, you really can get a square peg through a round hole!! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2306 If you pick the wrong one you’ll be answering the phones for the next year. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2307 Two words: millennial architect. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2308 Management here is always looking for new places to cut corners. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2309 This job isn’t good for my body dismorphia. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2310 Your choice says a lot about how you fight fires 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2311 Hold on, Ernie, Meanie, Miney, Moe! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2312 Umm... Is there a non-binary one? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2313 Have we started recruiting square men who can’t fit in the round hole.? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2314 I always knew trigonometry would come back to haunt me 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2315 It’s not the shape of the hole that matters. It’s whether or not you’ve got the guts to grab the pole 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2316 Wait! It’s Saturday. Trick Pole Night. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2317 9-1-1 did say to be there or be square. 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2318 Um... I actually identify as Tri-angular. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2319 They did say the new guy was edgy. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2320 The next fire station over got an oval and a triangle, so let’s count ourselves lucky 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2321 Diversity requirement. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2322 Well The 2 year old architect of the fire house was still learning shapes 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2323 Hey if I wanted two holes, I’d call your wife. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2324 I think we're about to be replaced by robots. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2325 Oh, no, we’ve been victimized by Cubism! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2326 The real question is how will we ever get back up? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2327 Let’s get squared away and circle back. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2328 I can never remember whose bathroom is who's. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2329 Are stairs too much to ask for? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2330 Squares have to be accommodated also. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
2331 I'm going with circular thinking. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2332 You know your a square man. Just jump already. 1.2639 0.05231 72 55 16 1
2333 Things have been different around here since that new recruit, Peg, started. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2334 I know this is an emergency but we’ve got to get this right. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2335 No, that one goes to our man cave. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2336 What kind of fire is this 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2337 This is the point when I realize I’m still asleep in my bunk. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2338 I’m glad they didn’t turn the pole into a bar. 1.2637 0.04645 91 72 18 1
2339 Fire in the hole! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2340 Did Spongebob join our team ? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2341 I guess geometry is important after all. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2342 Round for WOKE square for Qists. Do not want to commit ....take the stairs ! 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2343 Is there some new Equal Geometric Compliance Law we never heard about? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2344 What's next, a triangle? 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2345 Got a coin on you? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2346 I 'm waiting for the octagon. 1.2632 0.05085 76 56 20 0
2347 You go first. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2348 Which one do you think Peg slid down? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2349 How are ya gonna fit your round arse through that square hole, Bert? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2350 Whoa! Is this part of our departmental personality test? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2351 Oh Geez! Peg just went down the wrong hole! 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2352 So, are you well rounded or do you have rough edges? Let’s see. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2353 Well, we do have a number of Blockheads in this house. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2354 Careful, they haven’t finished the elevator yet. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2355 Sarge wanted our squad to appear more edgy. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2356 The square one’s for mid-town 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2357 Tristan, you got this. We practiced this! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2358 This isn't what I imagined when they said they'd send a poll out for which style pizza we prefer 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2359 Cover me Johnson. I'm feeling a little edgy today. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2360 Round Peg just went down the square hole! 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2361 I guess it's for guys who aren't cool, man. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2362 Which alternative universe is for woodblocks? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2363 The Chief is taking this diversity, equity and inclusion stuff too far. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2364 They are also putting in a triangle for the pointy guys. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2365 I blame computer games. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2366 Do we still need this one for contactless package delivery? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2367 Not so fast. Fred took this one yesterday and no one’s seen him since. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2368 Geometry is not my thing, now what? 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2369 Didn't our contractor just remodel the preschool? 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2370 How can I choose? They're topologically equivalent! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2371 The instructor said 'X's and O's'. Now what?! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2372 Wow! This is what they mean by diversity? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2373 Oh no, they forgot to put the Exit sign! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2374 My childhood dreams meet my childhood nightmares. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2375 Well, Mark, what’s it gonna be? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2376 That wasn’t the right pole 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2377 I really hate the annual 'square peg in a round hole' test. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2378 Pfizer or Moderna??????? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2379 I’m all for reform, but captain Squarepants has gone too far! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2380 Well, it definitely adds a new angle. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2381 I'd rather not risk 360 degree burns!! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2382 You take one and I will take the other, and the last one down is the real square person. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2383 Remember, it’s hips to be square. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2384 Wait, I feel like this is a test. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2385 Some of us are built differently 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2386 I'll go first, I've always been a square peg 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2387 I can't believe they did this, knowing I failed Geometry. 1.2619 0.05388 84 66 15 3
2388 ...better square the circle? 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2389 I guess the contractor saw our ‘no pi’ sign in the lunch room... So the joke’s on us right? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2390 Are we allowed to fear change? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2391 I always thought of myself as square peg but now I don’t know what to think. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2392 Management must know we gained weight while working from home 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2393 Dang it, Bill, I said I was PEAR shaped! 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2394 But Lou, what if I not only fit right through, but also find that I kind of like it? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2395 I think we should go ‘round. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2396 Square feet or circumference? Did you take geometry in highschool? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2397 Wait -- are you the square peg, or am I? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2398 Which one's for the algorithm again? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2399 Wait, where did the triangle go? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2400 For all who don't fit in a round hole. Equal opportunity. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2401 That's not what I meant when I said to "square the diameter." 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2402 Maybe it leads to an alternate universe where fireman aren't sexy as hell and great fun to be around. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2403 Ugh math. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2404 They have a weird understanding of what it takes to implement more diversity. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2405 Is this only a test? 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2406 Wait. I should go. I remember doing this in preschool. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2407 Maybe its a male-female thing 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2408 There isn’t time to decide the square root and circumference differences. Choose your personality and just go. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2409 Now let me see. One of them leads to the fire truck. The other one leads to hell. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2410 Let's get Peg in here to sort this out. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2411 After the fire let's meet at the Triangle Bar. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2412 Careful Stan... one pole is for volunteers and the other pole is for union members. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2413 So I guess you can fit a round Jake into a square hole! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2414 I told Peg to use the other hole 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2415 People who are born round don't die square, Alan 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2416 I forgot wich one goes up and wich one goes down... 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2417 Let’s escape to wonderland! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2418 So, my choice will go on my permanent record? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2419 Are you square or not square? 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2420 All we need during a fire is more decisions to make. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2421 Square Pants Bob has his own accommodation! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2422 Eureka! Mathematicians have said for centuries that it is impossible to square a circle! 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
2423 Hold on, you’re telling me the polls actually turn? That’s genius! 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2424 I guess they didn’t have enough money in the budget to maintain consistency 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
2425 Alice ain’t got shit on this. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2426 This is when I start questioning all my life decisions. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2427 Joe fell for a ZOOM call again. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2428 I heard they made this one for old Squarebottom.” 1.2597 0.05359 77 60 15 2
2429 Chief thought it would mix things up a bit if we had a stripper pole. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2430 Picasso! Get your ass up here. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2431 That one takes you to Chippendales. 1.2597 0.05359 77 60 15 2
2432 I suddenly want to be a pole dancer just like Mom. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2433 It's a metaphorical design element. We have to make choices in our journey through life. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2434 It looks like squareass finally got his wish. 1.2597 0.05030 77 60 16 1
2435 Diversity training. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2436 Too many choices! 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2437 I never was good at this as a kid... 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2438 I hate to be square, but I'm not that round either. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2439 Eric said he made a fortune in $1 bills using the new pole. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2440 I shouldn't have opted out of that geometry session in training school. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2441 There are squares working here? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2442 We want to be inclusive to people of all identities here 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2443 They wanted more choice. We gave them more choice. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2444 They've finally installed an elevator. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2445 Our new mayor's campaign promise, "Our administration will NOT cut corners!" But which was intended, left or right? I'm really not sure. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2446 But what if I'm a triangle? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2447 Why do we need one for going up? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2448 Wait a sec! So that’s all it took to be ADA compliant? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2449 Fifty years ago, being a square meant something bad but I don’t know why. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2450 When did SpongeBob SquarePants join the fire department? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2451 I might be too well rounded. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2452 So square's the fire truck? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2453 Up or down? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2454 It's in case there's ever a fire at Picasso's place. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2455 I don’t think this was part of my training. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2456 Chief, I appreciate that you're trying, but this isn't what I hoped for when I confided in you that I felt like 'a square peg in a round hole' at the station. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2457 Inclusivity gone too far! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2458 Yanno I was gonna jump in that one, but then I realized how often I eat the same thing for lunch everyday. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2459 What blockhead thought this was a good idea? No more thinking outside of the box! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2460 EEOC ruled that we must accommodate our new employee. Guy's last name is SquarePants. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2461 I know there’s a fire but here’s the real crisis! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2462 I'm going to fit in here. I just know it! 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2463 Just know, if you go left there will be fewer fires 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2464 Fire in the hole. Oh wait! There's a squre too. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2465 It's about time - that round hole was getting old. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2466 The square hole must be for the Millennial's. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2467 I wouldn't, this one goes to an Alternate Universe! 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2468 Okay, a recording studio is on fire - who do you save: Charlie Parker...or Lawrence Welk? 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2469 I dunno what’s its problem. It may just take a while for it to come around. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2470 So I guess the new guy can no longer be considered a square peg in a round hole... 1.2584 0.04667 89 66 23 0
2471 Remember your training. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2472 No more on the job discrimination for us. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2473 Okay, as long as you’re comfortable with what it might be construed to say about you. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2474 Let’s ask Alice. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2475 Wait! I saw this movie! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2476 Never mind that. What I want to know is why he was wearing red suspenders? 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
2477 If I self-identify as a square,will they take my hose? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2478 I can’t remember if I wore boxers or briefs. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2479 How do you flush this thing? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2480 This is one hell of a final exam! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2481 I thought there was supposed to be a square shaped peg in a round hole? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2482 Yeah, I know! I'd be the round peg in the square hole alright! jk fuller genoa, nv 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2483 Welcome to Bushwick. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2484 You go. I have to call my shrink. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2485 I guess that's what they meant by more "diversity in the workplace." 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2486 They said they wouldn't cut corners anymore 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2487 I hope this isn’t a hot take, but they should have conducted a poll. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2488 We're trying to be more inclusive. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2489 I've been training since childhood for this! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2490 The polygon slide for those in transition are arriving next week. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2491 That’s not exactly what I meant when I asked you to get squared away. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2492 I think it's about diversity. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2493 The civil rights attorneys made us put it in. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2494 This affirmative action is getting ridiculous... 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2495 The round one goes to the firetruck,the square one goes to the kitchen. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2496 I think I’d rather slide through a rhombus. When will that be ready? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2497 We need to get in shape to do this job. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2498 Square peg,Round pole 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2499 The shock of the new 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2500 'oh I always failed this class in kindergarten' 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2501 Why do I always get the shaft? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2502 Round Peg was insulted. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2503 Looks like the Local has responded to management. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2504 For lunch? I had the cube steak. 1.2568 0.05463 74 58 14 2
2505 Well, I guess the Captain said we'd have some additional training today. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2506 Beats me, but the new infrastructure bill paid for it. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2507 I knew the chief was sore when he heard I'd called him a square but I didn't think he'd go this far. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2508 It's an improvement, but still too binary. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2509 I’d prefer a triangle. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2510 I'm more worried about fitting through than fitting in. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2511 Did Batman & Robin ever have to face such a choice? ? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2512 Well, I’ve been a square, but I’ve been around, so ... 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2513 Batman would have never stood for this 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2514 You go first, I’m out of shape 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2515 This last part of the test is tricky... 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2516 And circle gets the square 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2517 No one has ever passed this part of the fireman's test. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2518 Our fire chief, Peg, only uses the right one. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2519 No one complained about The Bob Pole. He was that good a fireman. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2520 Ok, this Rookie hazing is getting weird. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2521 My time has come! for years I've been a square peg in a round hole. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2522 The square one’s yours, Daddy-O. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2523 I’ll do whichever one Rudy didn’t do! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2524 Careful. That one's only for the robot fire fighters. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2525 I didn’t train for this. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2526 ‘I do believe it’s the proverbial round peg in a- wait a minute ...’ 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2527 A fail in geometry again? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2528 The first one is faster, but Chief hates when we cut corners 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2529 I know chief wants us all to have a little more edge, but I feel like a pretty well rounded person. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2530 I smell something fishy...and it’s not fish. 1.2561 0.04850 82 63 18 1
2531 I’ve been dealing with this dilemma since I flunked kindergarten 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2532 These new inclusion trainings from Human Resources are getting out of control. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2533 Shaping up to be a polerizing one, this. Shall we let it slide? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2534 Oh no, I missed that class in kindergarten! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2535 Oh no, another Leadership idea 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2536 Very funny, Chief 1.2558 0.04733 86 64 22 0
2537 This one is for boring emergencies. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2538 What happened to the stairs? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2539 Something about this job changes a person. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2540 It used to be a doggie door. Don't ask. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2541 My three year old could tell me which one to use! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2542 There are more polite ways to tell me these pants make my hips look boxy,you know. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2543 It’s for squares. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2544 Mama always said I was special. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2545 What's your waist measurement? 4x or piD? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2546 I'll use the Golberg and you take the van Der Rohe 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2547 You make it so easy for me to fit in. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2548 We better take the express. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2549 Well, which one is easier to climb? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2550 Wait till you see the new LGBTQ and sometimes Y washrooms 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2551 Is it a square peg in a round hole, or a round peg in a square hole? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2552 The new chief installed it...she identifies as Square. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2553 Was that "fire in the hole" or fire in the square ? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2554 I thought we agreed not to cut any corners! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2555 Whoa, was that Peg? 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2556 One for down,one for up? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2557 Choice overload 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2558 For the life of me I can't remember which one is a portal to the multiverse. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2559 Joe, wait, I want to make sure I don’t sprain my angle 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2560 And there goes Peg... 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
2561 That one goes to the bachelorette party." 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2562 Does one pole make you larger and the other make you small? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
2563 Either we just hired SpongeBob or the circular saw is broken again. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2564 Help me out here, Sam, am I a round peg trying to fit in a square hole or ...oh hell you take the one the right and I 'll take the other! 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2565 Oh, that's what you meant by get in shape. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2566 Look — one of them is round! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2567 Well, this is an entirely new angle 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2568 Wait, they're still dancing down there. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2569 You go first. Then I'll chose. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2570 Uh-oh, looks like Bob went down the laundry shoot again. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2571 When did Sponge Bob start working here 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2572 I hope the pizza delivery guy can make it up the pole. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2573 Darn it, I should have taken Physics! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2574 The other way seems pointless now. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2575 Go on, Round Peg, you can do it. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2576 Quick Bob, follow me! I remember this question from nursery school! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2577 Time to think outside the box 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2578 I realize it's not ontological in nature, but that doesn't preclude that it is, in fact, a dilemma. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2579 Looks like they got the hole thing squared away 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2580 I am not going to be a guinea pig for their new-fangled technology! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2581 Relax. We can figure this one out without knowing pi. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2582 So there’s some crazy stuff you can also do with a pole! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2583 I knew common core math would have real life consequences. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2584 You go first, I’m having an existential crisis. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2585 Watch out. That pole's only for Boomers. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2586 Whoa! I heard they had blockheads at this station, but I didn't believe it. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2587 Oh great, now baked lasagne gets its own pole? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2588 Watch out, the poll is square too! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2589 This confirms it: the Chief's a blockhead. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2590 It's hard to tell which one will make you seem more macho. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2591 THAT ONE'S FOR FALSE ALARMS 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2592 Did you say the new captain is named Skinner? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2593 Your the square..jump !!! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2594 Wait, this doesn't square with what we learned at the fire academy. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2595 I’m feeling a little boxed in today… 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2596 I feel misunderstood. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2597 Firefighters surprised to see square and circle neck and neck in new polls 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2598 It doesn't matter much, unless you fasten your chin strap. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2599 That must be for flat earth supporters. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2600 But I became a fireman to stop being such a square.. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2601 Have you seen Peg? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2602 They just want us to think they’re different. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2603 Miss Peterson said I was a square peg in a round hole. I finally understand what she meant. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2604 Is this a fireman’s/firewoman’s access choice? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2605 That’s for Peg. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2606 It is about time that they got things squared away 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2607 Only Lil Nas X uses the one on the left. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2608 Lowest bidder. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2609 Wow somebody finally squared the circle... 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2610 Where's the damn Triangle?! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2611 Oh no! What if there's a fire and we can't decide? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2612 ''I don't know about you but I'm going on the left side." 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2613 But which one is the pole less traveled by? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2614 This ensures we have a diverse workforce. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2615 So the rumors about hiring a Cubist to redesign the station were true." 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2616 It seems the dumpster fire of 2020 has carried itself into 2021... 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2617 Because I don't know what kind of peg I am, dammit. I JUST. DONT. KNOW! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2618 This one is just for amusement. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2619 Do we flip a coin or roll a die? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2620 Sink out of the box 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2621 It's an ADA accommodation for our new recruit, SpongeBob. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2622 ...and this winter, I hear the hoses are shooting out ice cubes, too 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2623 The chief said the new recruit was like a square peg in a round hole, so we mad a square hole. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2624 I think they said ‘fire in the hole’… 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2625 I’m pretty sure they lead to some direction. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2626 The Union Rep's running out of good perks. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2627 This is bringing back childhood trauma. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2628 Must have something to do with gender identity 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2629 Can't let a round fireman use the square hole. 1.2529 0.04687 87 67 19 1
2630 I've never seen a round pole in a square hole! Should we call the fire department? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2631 Wait... where’s my 2 year old? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2632 Can we square that circle? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2633 Let’s shape in and ship out 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2634 I can’t! I’m scared of shapes! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2635 Are stairs an option? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2636 No, it’s hip. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2637 I don't think these gender specific poles will improve our response times. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2638 Sometimes it's best to think outside the box. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2639 Wait - the ADA says we have to accommodate square pegs? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2640 Let’s ask Peg what she’d do. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2641 Is this really the only way I can get back into shape? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2642 Well, this squares with Peg telling me she's determined to fit in here. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2643 The dalmatian door works better than I expected. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2644 Another alarming Fox poll. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2645 Looks like the chief wants us to get in shape. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2646 That's true, but I'm a round peg. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2647 It's another Diversity Project. It doesn't matter what's best, we have to include all. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2648 Yeah, it's stupid, but at least it's not a triangle. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2649 He needs us to be squared away. Now i see what the chief ment. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2650 Look, I'm all for diversity, but.... 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2651 Our pension system is an outrageous drain on the city budget. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2652 City Hall is cutting corners wherever they can to meet budget. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2653 It's for Peg. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2654 Wanna take the stairs? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2655 Which one leads to the sauna? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2656 Uh oh. The multiverse is a real thing. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2657 When they called me a square, I thought it was about my attitude. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2658 You can’t overthink it. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2659 Dude this art style we're in sucks pick a pole and let's GTFO outta here 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2660 This my first time pole dancing. I'm so embarrassed we wore the same thing. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
2661 This is definitely more inclusive, in case one of us gets injured and needs to work from a wheelchair. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2662 We are now taking returns for Amazon. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2663 You just need to slide down at the right angle for this to work. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2664 Jim, you take the square, I’ll take the circle see you in the triangle ! 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2665 The perspective is slightly off. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2666 Who let the social worker decide this? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2667 Is this what they mean by diversity ? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2668 Lieutenant Picasso requested it. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2669 That one’s for the rookies. They haven’t had their rough edges knocked off yet. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2670 Uh-oh... this is taking workplace diversity and inclusivity to a new level. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2671 Kindergarten was bad enough, Sean. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2672 It's all part of the new diversity and inclusion policies. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2673 I'm triggered. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2674 The new chief is a huge fan of Mondrian 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2675 The square one is for Amazon deliveries 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2676 OMG, so it's true! Spongebob really is joining us? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2677 The higher-ups are preparing for when computers take over our jobs. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2678 Don't rush me. I was no good at this game as a kid. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2679 I am so confused by these gender nonconforming firepoles. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2680 Do you remember which is for the vaccinated? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2681 I really should get in shape. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2682 I'll bet we can 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2683 Contemplation of Mental Concepts in the Middle of an Emergency? 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2684 They installed it during the power outage. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2685 Just square your shoulders and go for it" 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2686 Looks like the pole committee is meeting again. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2687 Oh no, we are faced with polar opposites! 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2688 When they told me the new guy was a 'Square' I thought they meant he was uncool?" 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2689 I regret cutting tenth grade geometry. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
2690 It's part of our DEAI initiative. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2691 I don't know if I should be a square peg in a round hole or a round peg in a square hole. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2692 Have you calculated your perimeter lately? 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2693 Honest, it's hip to be square! 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
2694 Guess we know who gets the robo-dog. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2695 I think it's a trick to test our bravery. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2696 Are you a round peg, or a square? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2697 One if by round, Two if by square 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2698 I'll race you! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2699 This pole's for Jake. He moonlights as a pizza delivery guy. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2700 "Chief is always looking for new challenges" 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2701 Wait—square like a graham cracker, graham crackers break—that one’s the break room. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2702 Looks like someone's cheating at the Poles again. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2703 I guess this is for the squares who said “No” to the calendar shoot. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2704 Wait, where's the triangle form? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2705 We can see how B and C shift addressed this issue. Let's show them what A shift can do! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2706 Hey, will elections still be secret - if ballots have circles for Republicans and squares for Democrats? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2707 The new boss has a lot of free time. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2708 Looks like we adopted the "Geometric" system 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2709 I'm getting a Banksy feeling. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2710 We practice diversity seriously here at Station 79. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2711 I don’t like labels 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2712 Let’s race? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2713 EveryBODY fits right in, don't you think? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2714 the side effects means it's working 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2715 @*#& ! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2716 I told you Patrick was square 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2717 Only one leads to the fire... 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2718 I can never remember — it’s “righty-tighty,” right? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2719 Hey, what about ectomorphs? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2720 That girl Peg you were fixed up with, I think she’d fit in here just fine. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2721 I forget - are we round pegs for square holes, or square pegs for round holes? 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2722 Why must it always be binary? 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2723 The idea for two-way traffic comes directly from City Hall. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2724 The law states the new ones will have to be shape-neutral. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2725 Let's take this one. It's a mid-century modern on fire. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2726 That new square guy must have a lot of pull. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2727 These diversity choices are so confusing! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2728 It's for nerds. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2729 The driverless fire truck was bad enough. Now we’ve got robot firemen 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2730 Peg? Peg?? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2731 See, you can fit a round peg into a square hole. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2732 We have gotten out of shape! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2733 Quick, 'Rock Paper Scissors'. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2734 Remember: Circles for humans, squares for Dalmatians. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2735 And she's a round peg 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2736 Spongebob must of finally passed his test 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2737 I don’t like the looks of this. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2738 I failed geometry class. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2739 At least they're not making us navigate the maze to find the fire. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2740 They forget the triangle once again! 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2741 Darn it, I forget which one they said was the down pole and which is the up pole” 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2742 At least it's not a star? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2743 That one is for Peg. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2744 Let’s pretend we didn’t notice. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2745 Bro, I'm experiencing major FOMO if I go with the round one 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2746 What do you know? Sometimes a round peg does fit in a square hole. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2747 No matter what kind of shape you’re in, there’s no way to slip up. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2748 Does square mean three-alarm fire or cat rescue? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2749 Whoa! I need to check Facebook to see which option is currently acceptable. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2750 Why the additional choice, Brad? Isn’t there enough to worry about? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2751 I know the department said we have to cut corners here and there, but this is ridiculous. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2752 Square?! At least they stopped cutting corners 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2753 I'm more of a pear shape 1.2468 0.04945 77 60 16 1
2754 I’m almost positive that wasn’t there yesterday. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2755 Are you a square peg or a round hole? I never seem to remember... 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2756 Because you’re a rookie. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2757 Damn these personality tests! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2758 We’re going to Columbus Circle Jimmy, which one do you think? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2759 Firefighters Squarepeg and Roundhole feel slightly apprehensive as they prepare to test their hypothesis. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2760 Well, what do you mean by 'inclusive?' 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2761 Are we really that square? I thought we were cool because we call ourselves Firefighters. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2762 This cutting corners thing has gone much too far 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3